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00:02:12.300 I consider myself a catch, straight up.

00:02:15.280 I won't.

00:02:16.440 Why did you laugh at that?

00:02:17.760 Because it's just such a funny way to set it up.

00:02:20.680 I think you're a catch, too.

00:02:21.800 Why would you laugh? 1.00

00:02:22.980 He's not taking any shit today, though. 1.00

00:02:24.320 I think you're a catch, dog. 1.00

00:02:25.600 I think you're a catch.

00:02:26.360 Whoa, you're laughing.

00:02:27.140 I think you're a toss sometimes.

00:02:29.140 You're definitely a catch

00:02:30.580 You call me a toss?

00:02:32.700 Yeah sometimes man

00:02:33.600 Not all the time

00:02:34.940 You know

00:02:35.220 Hey does anybody else feel some positive energy going on?

00:02:45.760 Positive energy

00:02:46.480 Positive energy

00:02:47.300 Positive energy

00:02:48.160 Only two people

00:02:49.240 Me and you man

00:02:50.260 Yeah

00:02:50.580 That's how you put out a tweet

00:02:51.880 Y'all are the people that come to work

00:02:53.800 On like Monday morning

00:02:55.080 Hey how was your weekend? 0.99

00:02:56.300 Shut the f*** up 1.00

00:02:57.280 I hate you 1.00

00:02:58.460 Are we rolling? 0.95

00:02:59.660 Yeah, we're rolling.

00:03:00.420 Oh, fantastic.

00:03:01.980 Hey, guys.

00:03:02.360 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

00:03:04.620 How y'all feeling?

00:03:05.960 Good.

00:03:06.920 Yay.

00:03:08.000 Positive energy.

00:03:08.780 Positive energy.

00:03:08.820 What is this?

00:03:09.520 You want to explore?

00:03:10.360 Are they going to talk back to us?

00:03:11.680 What's going on?

00:03:13.100 Sorry.

00:03:13.480 I have so much energy.

00:03:14.360 If you guys aren't subscribed, make sure to hit that subscribe button. 1.00

00:03:18.560 Coming off a bit of a bender, to say the least. 1.00

00:03:22.300 Dude, I think you passed bender. 1.00

00:03:24.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:25.280 This is actually not the pod.

00:03:26.400 We're actually here to talk to you.

00:03:27.500 We're all here.

00:03:27.880 It's an intervention, bro

00:03:30.020 It's been 40 days of straight drinking, smoking, partying

00:03:33.640 I can't stop

00:03:34.340 I fought Floyd Mayweather

00:03:35.340 What else is there to do?

00:03:37.320 Nothing

00:03:37.660 He's going to be 65 in a wheelchair

00:03:42.120 Like, I just fought Floyd Mayweather

00:03:43.880 That's why I've been boozing

00:03:45.140 Mayweather's been dead for nine years

00:03:47.620 Let it go, man 0.97

00:03:48.700 He's still doing drugs

00:03:49.900 I'm going to be the grandpa

00:03:51.520 My grandkids are going to be around

00:03:53.160 Hey

00:03:53.640 You're that guy who just tells the same story?

00:03:56.020 I've got Floyd Mayweather

00:03:58.780 Did you know

00:03:59.540 Yes

00:04:00.060 Grandpa we know

00:04:00.960 Grandpa you've told this

00:04:02.040 A hundred times 1.00

00:04:02.620 Holy shit 1.00

00:04:04.480 Tommy Tommy Tommy 0.99

00:04:05.220 Tommy come here

00:04:05.760 Oh he's playing with Broly

00:04:07.440 Yeah I don't want my dog

00:04:08.700 Because he's cute

00:04:09.380 That's my

00:04:10.000 That's my brand new

00:04:12.060 XL Bully

00:04:13.460 Quinn

00:04:14.060 We've gotten along

00:04:15.640 Just Andy over the past

00:04:16.780 Couple weeks

00:04:17.180 Puppy life has been

00:04:17.960 Going great

00:04:18.400 He's a great dog

00:04:19.100 And I almost can't

00:04:20.620 Leave him

00:04:21.100 Which is why we've

00:04:21.860 Had a bit of an issue

00:04:22.780 Another issue

00:04:24.040 We're back at it

00:04:26.700 No actually

00:04:27.620 This is an issue

00:04:28.440 To solve those issues

00:04:29.560 I wanted to

00:04:30.080 Spend a little time

00:04:31.200 With the kid

00:04:31.620 On a European extravaganza

00:04:33.620 Your kid or him

00:04:34.780 In Spain

00:04:35.660 They don't say their S's there

00:04:36.980 Nice George

00:04:38.160 It's real nice

00:04:39.240 But it's a boy bro

00:04:41.340 It's a boy

00:04:41.820 Congrats man

00:04:42.580 Not my baby though

00:04:43.800 Whose baby is it

00:04:44.960 Ibiza

00:04:45.940 Listen here's the deal

00:04:47.040 Yeah so we're gonna go

00:04:49.720 On this European adventure

00:04:50.620 And Logan has to bring 1.00

00:04:52.400 The fucking dog 1.00

00:04:53.180 I have needs 1.00

00:04:53.800 And listen, let me explain something to you real quick.

00:04:55.580 This ain't just some normal... 0.99

00:04:57.020 Are you fucking kidding me, bro? 0.99

00:04:59.400 I already... 0.99

00:04:59.900 Kevin, if he's going to be out of line, 0.99

00:05:01.600 take his ID and get him the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:05:06.240 Wow. 0.99

00:05:06.600 So we got extended this opportunity to go on this European extravaganza

00:05:10.160 to meet with some high-end billionaire out in Spain.

00:05:16.180 What's a low-end billionaire?

00:05:17.320 That's a good question.

00:05:18.440 Like one to two bill.

00:05:20.220 Like one to two bill.

00:05:21.340 This dude's like there like 15 times.

00:05:22.820 But you know

00:05:23.840 Originally it was

00:05:24.480 So I'm like

00:05:25.780 Logan you gotta come on this trip

00:05:26.920 Logan rolls out

00:05:28.120 A laundry list

00:05:29.440 Kevin

00:05:31.040 Remember what I said

00:05:31.940 About the ID 0.99

00:05:32.640 No no

00:05:34.180 I wanna hear this

00:05:34.760 Actually I'm not there

00:05:35.900 Out of here

00:05:36.640 I'm off 1.00

00:05:36.960 And if you're in Spain

00:05:37.520 Look for us soon

00:05:38.120 No no

00:05:38.680 Come on bro

00:05:39.180 Thanks for watching

00:05:39.460 Today's episode

00:05:40.080 You can't build us up like that

00:05:41.560 So they're high billionaires

00:05:42.680 They have multi billionaires

00:05:43.500 They're high billionaires

00:05:44.560 They're billionaires

00:05:45.280 That just smoke all day

00:05:45.760 And he had a list

00:05:46.500 A long list

00:05:47.080 You said it's a laundry list

00:05:48.200 Logan rolled out a laundry list

00:05:49.160 He said okay

00:05:49.920 I was like we're going to Ibiza

00:05:51.300 We're going to Madrid

00:05:52.020 To meet up with these people

00:05:52.860 To talk right

00:05:53.520 He's like

00:05:54.460 If I go on this trip

00:05:55.380 I also want

00:05:57.060 Can I say what you said

00:05:57.760 Sure

00:05:58.100 I also want to go

00:05:59.080 To the Emirates

00:06:00.020 I want to bring my

00:06:02.900 Tiny dog

00:06:04.380 The whole trip

00:06:05.400 And I want

00:06:06.420 All of the travel

00:06:07.640 To be done private

00:06:08.860 I go bro

00:06:10.220 You're that guy now

00:06:10.680 I go

00:06:10.960 Hold on

00:06:11.320 You used to do

00:06:11.960 Southwest with me

00:06:12.800 Yes

00:06:13.000 I go bro

00:06:15.380 Do you know

00:06:16.600 What the return flight

00:06:17.700 From Dubai looks like

00:06:19.080 Dubai to Miami man

00:06:20.400 That's a quarter million 1.00

00:06:21.740 dollar g5 bro like very expensive now now let me explain but i thought they were a million they

00:06:27.160 are so i hit them up and i was like literally this is them this is them what does he want

00:06:31.980 that's fine he wants emirates buy him emirates no no we just want to be on oh you want to be on it

00:06:38.720 why okay no problem and the puppy okay he wants emirates yeah we'll buy it for him so they were

00:06:45.460 like they were like yeah sure whatever you want so i'm trying to talk him out of bringing the 0.89

00:06:50.440 fucking dog because it just seems like a lot of work bro it seems like we're trying to go to Ibiza 0.93

00:06:56.200 he's a great puppy I promise you he'll be nothing but accommodating to everything that you need Mike 1.00

00:07:01.340 and by the way we had this conversation the other day my demands are simply to uh

00:07:06.920 make sure that I feel comfortable this whole trip because because I've been places before

00:07:13.180 where I'm just not having a good time and then the whole trip is ruined um and like I told you

00:07:19.260 the other day george i feel like i'm in a spot where i'm not gonna i'm not i really don't want

00:07:24.060 to waste energy like everyone should hopefully reach this point where your energy is is finite

00:07:29.260 right and and do not waste it on bullshit it's your currency and and i don't know i don't want

00:07:34.180 to spend that if i'm you know doing something maybe without without purpose or like and also 0.84

00:07:39.680 the fact that i've been doing this for 45 days straight bro like is is is terrifying to me every

00:07:44.240 shot i take including the two i took before this podcast because my dad handed me a bottle i love

00:07:49.060 how all this was built up

00:07:50.220 just for his puppy

00:07:51.060 to come

00:07:51.500 like you're that guy

00:07:52.540 you will really

00:07:53.400 make people believe

00:07:54.140 I have separation anxiety

00:07:55.280 I can't leave him

00:07:55.980 I left him for 24 hours

00:07:57.040 while I was in Vegas bro

00:07:57.820 and it ate me alive

00:07:59.660 because when I sit down

00:08:00.980 when I lay down at night

00:08:02.080 he puts his head

00:08:03.760 right on my neck

00:08:05.620 and he cuddles with me

00:08:07.220 and he looks at me

00:08:07.820 like this

00:08:08.360 like don't

00:08:11.640 like don't leave me dad

00:08:12.960 and I have to look

00:08:14.080 at him back

00:08:14.380 well it's probably because

00:08:14.740 he saw what you did

00:08:15.420 to the other dog

00:08:16.160 Broly probably talked to him

00:08:19.740 And said hey man

00:08:20.560 I don't know

00:08:20.960 Don't get used to it

00:08:21.800 But it's like

00:08:22.400 We were at the W together

00:08:23.900 And then we came here

00:08:25.020 And then I guess

00:08:26.200 I only get one move

00:08:26.960 With the guy

00:08:27.400 Broly was not at the W

00:08:29.160 Broly's right there

00:08:30.240 And by the way

00:08:30.900 When I came back today

00:08:32.160 Like my absence

00:08:33.060 You know

00:08:33.420 I'd assume

00:08:34.500 Would be somewhat significant

00:08:35.480 Didn't even look at me

00:08:37.000 He doesn't care

00:08:38.160 About anyone

00:08:38.860 And just to clarify

00:08:39.980 Because this has become

00:08:40.880 Like a point of contention

00:08:42.080 Within the audience

00:08:42.660 They don't like it

00:08:43.220 Broly is very happy

00:08:44.620 At his new digs

00:08:45.500 He's very happy with David the German videographer

00:08:47.500 They have a great relationship

00:08:49.520 Oh I'm dying inside 1.00

00:08:51.000 It's so stupid 1.00

00:08:52.580 The dog's breathing, he's eating, he's drinking water 1.00

00:08:56.560 He's with a good family

00:08:57.340 I only care because I'll hear it

00:09:00.600 Upon first glance 1.00

00:09:02.560 It is a little fucked up 0.99

00:09:03.540 He's still within the family 0.99

00:09:06.680 I thought he was with you

00:09:08.360 Oh yeah yeah you're the family

00:09:10.640 Don't try to use quick 1.00

00:09:12.660 Wait on the German

00:09:13.560 Stop. 1.00

00:09:14.660 That's all you have.

00:09:15.640 You just said you kicked him off. 0.67

00:09:17.440 You know what people want in German? 0.69

00:09:18.420 No, David, come on.

00:09:19.120 Please, come back.

00:09:19.840 No, you made him sad.

00:09:20.720 No, no.

00:09:21.340 We actually been hanging out.

00:09:22.780 Really?

00:09:23.120 Yeah, we have some good vibes.

00:09:24.140 His girlfriend's wearing Bubbaton case that I gave to Logan that he never wears.

00:09:28.060 When did you give me your Bubbaton?

00:09:30.040 You disrespect your best friend and your dog every day.

00:09:34.040 Every day.

00:09:34.680 Not my new dog.

00:09:35.400 I need you to change clothes.

00:09:36.500 It's been 48 hours in the same jumps.

00:09:39.520 You're rich.

00:09:40.400 You're rich.

00:09:41.140 Go wear other clothes.

00:09:42.500 Why would I stop wearing the coolest outfit in the world?

00:09:44.740 Because you make that outfit.

00:09:46.000 You could put on brand new ones.

00:09:47.020 It's not like it's the same one.

00:09:47.920 It is the same one.

00:09:48.640 It is.

00:09:50.840 Yo, speaking of that outfit.

00:09:52.260 It's a one-on-one prototype.

00:09:53.400 Maverick Athletics, baby. 1.00

00:09:54.480 No, this shit hits different. 0.99

00:09:55.640 Speaking of that outfit, I saw you get pressed in that outfit by someone on the internet. 0.99

00:10:01.260 You're wearing the same.

00:10:01.880 Have you changed?

00:10:03.040 No.

00:10:04.300 No, it's bad, bro.

00:10:05.960 It's, yeah.

00:10:06.640 What is it?

00:10:07.060 So I see this video of you coming out of Hakkasan.

00:10:09.960 Shout out Hakkasan. 0.99

00:10:10.540 shout out all those guys get impressed by what looked like a very angry bio who the fuck was 0.99

00:10:16.360 that kid so we'll we'll do a full like ufc breakdown yeah a vegas breakdown that's where 0.98

00:10:21.680 we were this past weekend um and i you know i have stories including this one and we were making a

00:10:26.820 good pace after the ufc fight it was a perfect level of tipsy having fun um like i said our

00:10:32.400 pace was good the security we weren't getting stopped like crazy um kind of just beelining

00:10:37.160 to make it to Hakkasan

00:10:38.360 to meet John Schwartz

00:10:39.560 at dinner

00:10:39.900 like shout out John

00:10:40.620 thanks for inviting us

00:10:41.460 and

00:10:43.000 you know a lot of

00:10:44.620 not a lot

00:10:45.320 some people chirp

00:10:46.120 you'll get the occasional 1.00

00:10:46.820 hey fuck you pussy 1.00

00:10:48.200 fuck Logan Paul 1.00

00:10:49.360 I'm like no problem 1.00

00:10:50.200 yeah fuck me 1.00

00:10:51.260 like I'm with you 1.00

00:10:52.600 like

00:10:52.860 I get it

00:10:54.100 and

00:10:54.400 this one guy

00:10:55.920 he screams at the top

00:10:58.360 of his lungs

00:10:58.740 I'm about to enter Hakkasan

00:10:59.700 for dinner

00:11:00.060 he goes 1.00

00:11:00.540 hey fuck Jake Paul 1.00

00:11:02.920 is that where you draw the line 1.00

00:11:06.380 he's like

00:11:06.720 I'm not Jake Paul!

00:11:08.020 Nah, so I really had no dog in this fight.

00:11:12.000 Straight up.

00:11:12.600 But he was looking at me.

00:11:14.920 And I was like, I'm kind of bored.

00:11:17.780 Let's spike this adrenaline real quick.

00:11:20.700 And I go turn around. 1.00

00:11:21.920 I go, hey, what the fuck you said? 1.00

00:11:23.720 And I look at the guy. 1.00

00:11:24.700 He got a suit coat on and his chest is out and he got glasses.

00:11:27.540 Like, he obviously also had been partying and drinking.

00:11:30.100 And I respected it. 1.00

00:11:31.280 I respected his ability to look me in the eyes and say, hey, fuck Jake Paul. 1.00

00:11:36.720 So, I'll give him a second. 0.99

00:11:38.300 I got time today.

00:11:39.240 We had a good pace.

00:11:40.140 I had some extra moments.

00:11:41.960 So, I'll just show you the video right now. 0.92

00:11:45.840 He looks like a psychopath. 0.96

00:11:48.660 Logan, by the way. 0.99

00:11:50.180 Logan looks like a psychopath in this video. 0.73

00:11:51.780 Yeah, I'll pull this up. 0.95

00:11:52.540 Here we go.

00:11:53.940 Do we got volume on this?

00:11:56.280 Do you have something in the...

00:11:57.560 and so it's like you clapped yourself out bro you dogged him and you were like there you go

00:12:12.860 let's go logan let's go i was like this guy just clapping himself i was hyped up i was ready but

00:12:17.560 not really i want you to replay it one more time and just i want everybody to see his creepy smile

00:12:24.240 That you can see from far away

00:12:26.940 Let me get you a different angle here

00:12:28.040 Look at this smile

00:12:30.720 Hey

00:12:33.980 I love you bro

00:12:37.200 Oh he was just a little guy too

00:12:40.400 He was about to have his life ruined

00:12:42.400 No he wasn't because I'll tell you why

00:12:44.160 I'll never swing first

00:12:46.260 I won't touch you

00:12:47.440 That was strictly fun

00:12:50.700 I turned around and said that was cool

00:12:52.700 like and also respect to the guy like dog he held his ground that was for me that was nothing more

00:12:58.360 than a test to see if his verbal um hurls at me would equate to how he uh was if i was in his face

00:13:06.020 and they did and i i went to my security i said like man was about it he was about it like you

00:13:11.760 know if if this was not a casino where i had um a mountain of potential lawsuits on my hands like

00:13:19.860 Who knows what would have happened?

00:13:20.700 But I respected the kid.

00:13:22.640 I always got to give respect if someone's willing to be about it, and he was.

00:13:27.620 Every day you walk out now, you're going to have people be like, 1.00

00:13:29.660 Oh, my buddy, fuck you, Logan. 1.00

00:13:31.700 Nah, I'm telling you, that was a rare, rare circumstance. 1.00

00:13:36.160 By the way, I just want to let you know, he gets to fuck you, Logan, every time he steps outside. 1.00

00:13:41.380 So don't do it now thinking that you're going to tussle with him. 1.00

00:13:44.720 You made it sound like when he goes outside, people are just fucking throwing chairs at him. 0.96

00:13:48.080 People, no, no, but you get that every day. 0.97

00:13:50.460 There's a time where somebody's driving by.

00:13:52.140 Hold on a second.

00:13:53.740 I don't know if that's...

00:13:54.880 We haven't even been together like that for like months on end.

00:13:58.480 What are you talking about?

00:13:59.320 Bro, you get that a lot.

00:14:01.820 I've been with them everywhere in the world.

00:14:03.500 Never.

00:14:04.440 Once in a while.

00:14:06.180 Once in a blue moon.

00:14:07.100 That I'm the blue moon that's always around.

00:14:08.960 I went to the UFC fight, right?

00:14:10.700 Jake has made a fantastic job of making UFC fans hate the Pauls. 0.98

00:14:14.720 And nobody said fucking me. 0.98

00:14:15.500 When I first walked in, I heard, not even kidding, less than five. 1.00

00:14:19.140 Like, Logan, you're a bitch. 1.00

00:14:20.100 Logan, you're a bitch. 1.00

00:14:20.640 Less than five. 1.00

00:14:22.100 Everyone else was like, yeah.

00:14:23.800 Dog, it's just the tide.

00:14:24.940 Still five.

00:14:25.420 That's five times a day.

00:14:26.560 But the tides have turned, my friend.

00:14:28.720 No, they've changed.

00:14:30.580 I didn't know they changed because when I go to LA Fitness, I still get it.

00:14:33.300 Every time I go for a lap.

00:14:34.120 You get it? 1.00

00:14:34.880 Fuck Logan. 1.00

00:14:35.540 I'm not even Logan, bro. 1.00

00:14:37.020 Like, fuck off. 1.00

00:14:38.340 No, but why? 1.00

00:14:39.220 Why?

00:14:39.440 And I'll tell you why this sentiment for me rings true. 0.96

00:14:45.500 Guess who cold called me?

00:14:48.120 Jackie Chan

00:14:48.700 Nope

00:14:49.540 Close

00:14:50.560 That was a good guess

00:14:51.300 Close

00:14:51.740 I was so excited

00:14:52.460 The day of the UFC fight

00:14:54.000 Guess who cold called me?

00:14:55.700 I'm sitting on my couch

00:14:56.480 I see a name pop up on my phone

00:14:57.920 What did it say, Mike?

00:15:00.080 Go ahead, guys

00:15:00.620 What did you say?

00:15:01.820 Jackie Chan?

00:15:02.460 Yeah, my was Jackie Chan

00:15:03.140 Classic Bill Clinton?

00:15:05.120 Nope

00:15:05.340 Dana White 1.00

00:15:06.780 So right in the middle of the two 0.99

00:15:08.420 Yep

00:15:08.680 Dana White 0.97

00:15:11.300 Name pops up on my phone

00:15:12.680 Dana White

00:15:13.340 I go

00:15:14.120 What? 0.99

00:15:15.500 the fuck i showed jake he's sitting there bro it's 11 a.m we're eating breakfast and i'm like 0.99

00:15:20.860 this is weird um why do i even have his contact like that wait it was in your phone like dana 0.99

00:15:26.660 white is calling yes how did you get his number we were in a group chat uh with a bunch of people

00:15:31.340 we bet on like a uh like a the horse derby oh kentucky derby yeah we bet on that and he was in

00:15:37.440 it so i put him in my contact and he called me and i weird group chat yeah what i hear about

00:15:43.360 these group chats bob menory was in it it was weird yeah it was weird like yeah so i answer

00:15:49.320 and uh and i'm not sure what to expect because again jake's jake's pissed him off him and jake

00:15:55.560 have like an ongoing feud but i've also come out publicly and said i love dana white like i just

00:15:59.760 love dana white i always have i always will he's a ruthless businessman he's he's he's the head

00:16:04.440 honcho um and i got no beef with him but i'm not sure how he feels about me because by default my

00:16:10.140 relationship with my brother will always take precedence but if i can be cool with someone i

00:16:13.860 will calls me he goes hey man is this logan i'm like yeah what's up dana he's like so the seats

00:16:20.140 that you got you got two tickets right i was like yeah he goes so i got i got i got better seats for

00:16:24.220 you and what's called billionaires row he's like um you'll have a much better experience whatever

00:16:28.140 and i'm like flabbergasted and honored right like dana white's accommodating me this is fantastic

00:16:32.460 And I said

00:16:33.160 Psych 1.00

00:16:33.840 Fuck your seats 1.00

00:16:36.540 Fuck you 1.00

00:16:37.080 And your brother 1.00

00:16:38.240 Nah so

00:16:39.960 So he basically tells me

00:16:41.240 He's got good seats for me

00:16:42.420 A better experience

00:16:43.080 Whatever I'm honored

00:16:43.780 I say thanks Dana

00:16:44.540 And I hang up

00:16:45.540 And Jake's like

00:16:46.080 Yeah that was weird

00:16:46.840 And he gave me

00:16:48.840 Really good seats

00:16:49.720 Who else was in my section

00:16:51.220 Banks

00:16:51.640 I was a little upset

00:16:53.160 Banks got to sit next

00:16:54.560 To Adriana Lima

00:16:55.960 Yeah

00:16:56.480 Banks and Tyson

00:16:57.380 Yeah 0.98

00:16:57.660 The Victoria's Secret model 0.83

00:17:00.480 I'm gonna be honest with you

00:17:02.380 i've never seen someone more beautiful in my life like these these top top tier models 0.97

00:17:09.360 have that effect where you look at them you're like how the fuck are you like why 0.98

00:17:14.380 how is this possible are you from this planet yeah she got a man's right yeah we're sitting 1.00

00:17:20.120 next to her i think i think banks is her man good for him shit face up huh my god nah but i i i guess 0.99

00:17:29.360 my thesis here is the sentiment around 0.98

00:17:31.400 like me is not

00:17:33.140 it's just not what it used to be like Dana was willing to

00:17:35.140 accommodate I was very I was very

00:17:36.600 thankful and I had a great time

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00:18:26.380 Wow

00:18:28.480 Yeah

00:18:29.060 That dude that press shoe

00:18:30.320 Is a tough guy huh

00:18:31.140 Yeah

00:18:31.560 You know who's an even bigger

00:18:32.360 Tough guy

00:18:32.820 Moutinho

00:18:34.060 Short of a

00:18:38.640 A freight train

00:18:39.860 Yeah

00:18:40.120 Running the man over

00:18:41.860 What could you do to this

00:18:43.780 I don't know

00:18:44.220 Dude I'm standing there

00:18:44.960 Watching him

00:18:45.720 I don't know

00:18:46.280 Swallow

00:18:46.960 Yeah

00:18:47.480 Swallow

00:18:48.480 Shots from O'Malley

00:18:50.580 Oh Sean O'Malley

00:18:51.300 Swallowing him 1.00

00:18:51.860 He's just fucking 1.00

00:18:52.920 He looked to me 1.00

00:18:54.220 Like that dude

00:18:55.500 That you set up in the gym

00:18:56.580 That punching dude

00:18:57.440 That you punch

00:18:58.020 Big Bob 0.50

00:18:58.460 He got no arms

00:18:59.220 Yeah

00:19:00.000 Just eating punch

00:19:01.440 And I'm sitting there

00:19:02.560 And I'm like

00:19:02.940 Well

00:19:03.940 It's

00:19:05.920 That was not

00:19:06.760 Okay

00:19:07.140 Because there was a lot of people

00:19:07.880 That went on Twitter after that

00:19:08.740 And they were like

00:19:09.140 Is this an indicator

00:19:10.140 Of the strength of O'Malley

00:19:11.440 And that was a question

00:19:13.000 A lot of people were asking

00:19:13.840 Like does that mean O'Malley

00:19:14.720 I don't

00:19:15.780 I don't think it was

00:19:17.180 It's an indicator 0.99

00:19:18.120 Of the Mutinos 1.00

00:19:19.480 Of the strength of Mutinos face 1.00

00:19:21.700 Face 1.00

00:19:22.140 Who knew

00:19:23.020 Eating

00:19:23.420 Who knew a skull

00:19:25.160 Could take this kind of damage

00:19:26.100 I'm telling

00:19:26.700 I think

00:19:27.260 I'm gonna get roasted

00:19:28.820 By the UFC fans

00:19:29.800 I'm sorry guys

00:19:30.380 I'll make sure to get my stats

00:19:31.360 I've been partying

00:19:32.820 I've been partying

00:19:33.440 And I'm not paying attention

00:19:34.160 To anything

00:19:34.620 I think Sean broke a record

00:19:36.300 For most significant strikes

00:19:37.600 Landed in a fight

00:19:38.820 Dog

00:19:39.340 Every punch

00:19:40.240 I was like

00:19:40.620 What the

00:19:41.060 He did this at one point

00:19:42.360 Sean is so good 0.97

00:19:43.840 He's so fucking good 0.95

00:19:45.120 He's incredible 0.97

00:19:45.740 And he's fun to watch

00:19:46.660 Because he's so unorthodox

00:19:47.640 And you don't know

00:19:48.040 What he's gonna do

00:19:48.720 He's dribbling

00:19:49.760 Dribbling

00:19:50.440 Yeah

00:19:51.080 You go, bah, dribble a ball, bah, do a hit, a spin, and hit him. 0.98

00:19:55.940 Every hit is in the head. 0.85

00:19:58.000 A significant strike.

00:19:59.380 He's very loose.

00:20:00.760 He's never tight.

00:20:01.880 It's because he's always having fun, and that fun translated.

00:20:06.500 We've had other guys say that on the show.

00:20:08.000 Who's not having fun?

00:20:09.860 Connor.

00:20:11.140 Connor's not having fun.

00:20:12.440 No. 0.99

00:20:13.360 That sucks. 0.97

00:20:14.340 I don't think it's it anymore, bro. 0.97

00:20:15.800 I don't think he has a line on him anymore.

00:20:17.440 I wasn't done with the card.

00:20:19.080 Yeah, we're not done with Sean just yet.

00:20:20.360 I'm so sorry

00:20:21.500 Slap my hand though

00:20:22.220 But no

00:20:22.720 Wait what's today

00:20:23.360 The first time somebody cut you off

00:20:24.920 I wasn't even talking

00:20:26.020 July 12th 0.99

00:20:28.080 Fuck 1.00

00:20:28.500 I'll never get a calendar 1.00

00:20:30.280 I don't care how many episodes I go

00:20:32.380 Without ever interrupting anyone

00:20:33.980 Or saying anything

00:20:34.880 That would never ever stop

00:20:36.860 I'm so sorry Mike

00:20:37.900 You know what

00:20:38.760 Let me just unplug this

00:20:39.520 No I was gonna say

00:20:40.600 He's always having fun

00:20:41.820 That's his thing

00:20:42.840 And as a friend of Sean

00:20:44.960 Like

00:20:46.860 Okay

00:20:47.520 He had a lot of fun

00:20:49.060 After the party as well

00:20:50.240 Oh, he goes off

00:20:51.940 Yeah, and I got the opportunity

00:20:54.300 To hang with him that night

00:20:56.220 I've never seen anyone

00:20:58.320 Party harder in my life 1.00

00:20:59.640 The kid straight out of a fucking movie 1.00

00:21:02.400 I'm telling you 1.00

00:21:04.020 No shirt, right?

00:21:04.860 No shirt

00:21:05.460 Every single liquid that was on the table

00:21:07.780 Ended up on Sean's head

00:21:09.260 And everyone at his table

00:21:12.380 Me, his boys

00:21:13.200 Dude goes and dives in the pool

00:21:17.400 We were at Excess

00:21:19.460 He went and dove in the pool

00:21:21.320 On the shallow end

00:21:23.380 Like the gradual slant

00:21:25.780 Shallow end

00:21:26.520 Dove in four inches of water bro 0.95

00:21:29.380 Head first

00:21:30.180 I go up to him

00:21:30.760 I'm like

00:21:31.040 Are you okay

00:21:31.640 He's like

00:21:31.900 I hit my head

00:21:33.180 No

00:21:34.000 Yeah they tried

00:21:34.740 They tried to kick him out

00:21:35.560 We got him to stay

00:21:36.260 But he's so much fun

00:21:37.980 Inside and outside of the ring

00:21:39.880 Like I love that kid so much

00:21:41.560 He is really

00:21:42.480 Really really really fun 1.00

00:21:44.040 I remember when he got really fucked up 0.97

00:21:45.960 And he told me why he got into fighting 0.97

00:21:47.320 Did he ever tell you why he got into 0.97

00:21:48.260 To get chicks 0.96

00:21:48.820 That's it 0.99

00:21:49.340 He's like

00:21:50.400 Yeah man

00:21:50.940 He's literally

00:21:51.400 Looking at

00:21:51.980 She's like 0.98

00:21:52.260 That's yeah

00:21:53.360 I was like

00:21:54.200 Yeah

00:21:54.400 He goes

00:21:55.060 Dude you know 1.00

00:21:55.940 Chicks love fighters 1.00

00:21:56.780 Chicks love fighters

00:21:57.520 And I was like

00:21:57.960 Oh is that why

00:21:58.460 He got into a fight

00:21:59.040 He goes

00:21:59.300 No like literally

00:22:00.240 That's exactly

00:22:01.260 Why I got into a fight

00:22:02.120 I was like 0.99

00:22:02.700 Oh shit okay 0.99

00:22:03.460 So he's like 0.99

00:22:04.060 What like

00:22:04.460 Three four fights now

00:22:05.580 Into this

00:22:06.240 Celebrity

00:22:07.620 Like sugar show

00:22:09.340 Like every time

00:22:10.000 He fights now

00:22:10.580 You see all these

00:22:11.120 Big stars

00:22:11.820 Kind of tweeting

00:22:12.560 And

00:22:12.840 Because it was

00:22:13.660 The fight of the night

00:22:14.420 It's so entertaining

00:22:15.580 It continues to be

00:22:16.120 But

00:22:16.460 And you know

00:22:17.880 The dude's incredible

00:22:19.140 like i said unorthodox but i'm i always try to present the the differing viewpoint sure i think

00:22:23.500 going into this one even uh people were questioning the the quality of his opponent opponents a little

00:22:28.960 bit i don't know nothing about mutino okay okay um so i guess then the question of me me asking

00:22:34.800 like what do you think his next fight looks like probably is not we don't have an answer for it but

00:22:38.400 i i did this is not my sentiment obviously but i did see some people talking about it on the way

00:22:43.000 and that wasn't mutino's debut fight correct i have no like when i say i know nothing i know

00:22:47.600 So his hair was green and he looked like he worked in a big shot.

00:22:49.300 Did they partner them because they both colored their hair?

00:22:51.360 Like fun colors?

00:22:51.860 I don't know.

00:22:52.360 We obviously don't know enough about this particular fighter to talk on.

00:22:55.340 He talked to fight on 11 days notice.

00:22:56.440 He talked to fight on 11 days notice.

00:22:58.140 His opponent.

00:22:59.020 Yeah, correct.

00:22:59.920 But who was he supposed to fight then?

00:23:01.820 I actually don't know.

00:23:02.820 I don't know.

00:23:03.100 So they both took it.

00:23:03.980 We're a little out of context on this one.

00:23:05.780 But I will say this. 0.99

00:23:06.540 The Moutinho dude, I just have never. 0.98

00:23:09.000 And shout out, Sean.

00:23:10.760 Definitely my favorite fighter in the UFC.

00:23:12.380 Funnest to watch right now.

00:23:13.360 But this Moutinho dude out of Milford, Mass, by the way. 1.00

00:23:17.120 Maniac. 1.00

00:23:17.600 I mean, I just could not believe,

00:23:20.040 and there was a controversial stoppage on the fight as well.

00:23:22.340 It wasn't controversial.

00:23:23.320 You don't think it was controversial?

00:23:24.480 I don't think so.

00:23:24.720 I don't think so.

00:23:25.160 My question was this.

00:23:26.240 What was different in that exact moment

00:23:28.580 about his approach and his hands versus the rest of the fight?

00:23:31.680 He had forward movement, hands up forward movement the entire fight.

00:23:35.700 At that moment, did it look like he was about to stop having that style?

00:23:39.400 Who, Matino?

00:23:40.420 In the moment that the fight was stopped by Herb?

00:23:43.420 No, I think Herb Dean.

00:23:45.740 Herb Dean.

00:23:46.200 Great referee, by the way.

00:23:47.140 Are you sure?

00:23:48.000 Because he gets booed

00:23:48.700 When he comes out

00:23:49.320 Straight up

00:23:49.780 When they announce him bro

00:23:50.580 The UFC guys go

00:23:51.440 Boo

00:23:52.100 I love Herb Dean

00:23:53.500 Did he have a really

00:23:54.400 Controversial call?

00:23:55.380 Yeah

00:23:55.600 That what was it again?

00:23:56.620 It was

00:23:56.840 Yeah

00:23:57.280 More than one

00:23:58.220 Right

00:23:58.540 More than one

00:23:59.120 Including maybe this one

00:24:00.420 Why I say it's not controversial

00:24:02.000 Right

00:24:02.320 I'm semi-biased

00:24:03.460 Because Sean's my friend

00:24:04.280 And it's my opinion

00:24:04.960 This dude

00:24:06.540 Moutinho was getting 0.99

00:24:07.360 Fucked 0.99

00:24:08.920 Straight up 0.99

00:24:10.460 Straight up

00:24:10.880 If it made it

00:24:12.320 To the decision

00:24:13.760 It would solely

00:24:15.260 be for the purpose of mutino being able to say i went the distance i fought the good fight

00:24:21.760 whatever that but herb herb dean's job as a referee protectors is to protect the fighters 0.96

00:24:27.160 and the referees take that shit very seriously they aren't they aren't who you think they are 0.94

00:24:31.760 they aren't the the the guys who are playing referee they're hired by a commission and they 0.99

00:24:36.480 have a job to do and that is to protect and keep the sanctity of the fighters safety and and if

00:24:41.060 Herb Dean feels like Moutinho's getting fucked up beyond all belief, which he was.

00:24:45.460 Which he was. 0.98

00:24:46.060 Yeah, you're right. 1.00

00:24:46.560 His face looked like it was put in a fucking meat grinder, bro. 0.99

00:24:49.240 And with 30 seconds left and Sean O'Malley heating up, I didn't mind. 0.99

00:24:52.820 And every single strike, a 9 out of 10, 10 out of 10 strike hard.

00:24:58.960 Sean posted something on his Instagram, and literally there was like 15 in a row. 0.99

00:25:03.000 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:25:03.440 I think he did over. 1.00

00:25:04.260 I think he hit over 200 shots.

00:25:05.860 Direct shots.

00:25:06.620 And I should just reiterate one more time because I don't want to piss off the fight fans on it.

00:25:10.160 I'm sure you're right

00:25:11.640 And this is obviously not a subject of expertise for me

00:25:15.000 But I was sitting there watching it

00:25:18.060 I just couldn't understand what was different in that exact moment

00:25:20.500 With 29 seconds or 31 seconds left to go

00:25:23.340 Because I will say at other points in the fight

00:25:25.620 Moutinho did connect

00:25:27.260 He made some

00:25:28.820 You're going to get hit

00:25:30.720 How dope it would be to be a ref

00:25:33.480 Watching it up close

00:25:34.960 Like a sick fight that everybody's been waiting for

00:25:37.140 But you're right there

00:25:38.120 For Jake's fight

00:25:39.720 I go, yo, what was that guy wearing on his chest? 0.99

00:25:42.900 Jake's ref against Ben Askren had a fucking GoPro on his chest. 0.96

00:25:46.740 That might be a bit of a future. 0.98

00:25:48.640 I'm not even kidding.

00:25:49.620 Like, imagine if you can cut to the ref's POV.

00:25:51.760 Why is that not a thing?

00:25:52.760 No, it was for Jake's fight.

00:25:53.860 I said, that's incredible.

00:25:54.900 I don't know.

00:25:55.280 Maybe they don't want the ref after two jobs.

00:25:57.160 But look, but look, but look.

00:25:58.360 Sean said after the fight, he said, yo, maybe that stoppage saved Moutinho a couple years on his life.

00:26:02.940 And, like, we'll never know, like, truly.

00:26:04.300 But, you know, getting hit in the head is not something to undermine.

00:26:09.680 I mean, he's going to have a couple of years added to his life, but he's still going to

00:26:13.240 look like the dude from Goonies.

00:26:14.840 Yeah.

00:26:15.220 The guy that's, do you know a guy, Sloth?

00:26:16.720 In the basement.

00:26:16.920 Is that his name, Sloth?

00:26:17.800 Yeah, I think so.

00:26:18.180 How do you, how did he do that?

00:26:19.960 Bro, I don't know. 1.00

00:26:20.500 How did he take that many fucking shots, bro? 1.00

00:26:22.760 Tough dude, man. 1.00

00:26:23.720 Warrior.

00:26:24.040 Tough.

00:26:24.280 Speaking of taking so many shots, my man here.

00:26:27.120 Me?

00:26:27.600 The last party that I was with you, you were, I didn't even know who you were.

00:26:32.520 Me either.

00:26:32.880 you were just not responding i didn't know who i was that's that's what i'm saying yeah and uh

00:26:40.240 i'm sorry uh uh uh i i managed somehow to get uh behind the dj booth and i was there for that

00:26:47.820 that was great diplo was there and he said uh as a joke i'm homies with wes by the way we're gonna

00:26:54.180 have him on this podcast one time diplo and i go scary far back vine back like became friends

00:26:59.140 i was on vine when he was big into like the twerking stuff and so wait what you gotta talk

00:27:04.620 about no diplo's diplo's arguably started twerking well express he's he twerks no no no no no no no

00:27:10.420 he he would retweet and repost and like he's arguably responsible for twerking blowing up

00:27:17.040 maybe gotcha it can be argued dude i pictured like him just like throwing it back to his own

00:27:22.120 music doesn't twerk but i ended up behind the dj booth and he wes is a fun a fun funny guy he goes

00:27:27.340 Yo here take this

00:27:29.480 And he hands me the headphones 1.00

00:27:30.960 Of his fucking DJ booth 0.99

00:27:33.000 This is where he's not responding to anything 1.00

00:27:34.880 And he leaves

00:27:35.700 I'm 8 out of 10 drunk

00:27:37.500 And not prepared for this moment

00:27:41.040 Or am I

00:27:42.920 Guess what I've been doing in Puerto Rico

00:27:45.340 Practicing DJ

00:27:46.740 My dear friend Alec Monopoly

00:27:48.540 Who paints

00:27:49.480 He's an artist he's fantastic

00:27:52.060 Has a DJ booth in his house

00:27:54.940 And he's been teaching me how to DJ

00:27:56.520 So I've been learning how to spin

00:27:58.920 And mix songs

00:27:59.940 In transition

00:28:00.640 I hate this

00:28:02.300 Bro 0.96

00:28:02.740 This worries me

00:28:04.400 Is it like the Zac Efron movie

00:28:05.780 Where he's like

00:28:06.280 Wes you want me to do this

00:28:07.520 I know what you listen to

00:28:09.340 Did you

00:28:09.800 Tell me you put on something from

00:28:11.360 What's it called

00:28:12.400 The movie

00:28:12.600 Fam

00:28:12.780 I don't know what I put on

00:28:14.000 Yeah I know

00:28:14.360 You started blasting Boyz II Men

00:28:16.420 Everybody was slowing down

00:28:17.740 They're like

00:28:18.440 How do I

00:28:19.780 You just slow down the part

00:28:20.840 Everybody's like this

00:28:21.560 See if he did

00:28:22.400 Stop don't do that

00:28:23.320 See if he did that

00:28:24.080 I'll be impressed

00:28:24.820 But I know he put on something

00:28:26.200 from that what's the movie always the soundtrack yeah oh greatest showman i don't know what i put

00:28:31.040 on i wasn't present but the point is i did a successful transition i did it what was the

00:28:38.380 do you remember the song no but diplo came back and said you basically ruined the party i said

00:28:42.760 fire but then i did another set in san juan recently this past weekend and me and alec 0.96

00:28:47.320 fucking killed it why i say this is because i am shit looking for a residency is that what you're 0.96

00:28:54.180 about to say right now i swear to god i'm gonna learn how to dj a little bit i'll dj i love djing 0.99

00:28:59.840 i love it so much it's so fun a lot of people shaking their heads i know i just don't know

00:29:04.240 that you have the knowledge of music you have a better chance being like an actual bj than

00:29:07.940 before being a dj yeah or oh dude look at your dad i just slid this in man my dad slid this in

00:29:13.360 yeah yeah but i'm gonna learn i know how to dj and i'm gonna do it because i get the crowd hyped

00:29:18.560 And I'll tell you why

00:29:19.340 Y'all laugh

00:29:20.340 Nah I believe you

00:29:21.680 My basic

00:29:22.020 I'm tired of doubting you bro

00:29:23.380 I've never seen him fail 1.00

00:29:23.960 Fuck that 1.00

00:29:24.420 I've never seen him fail 1.00

00:29:25.360 Nope I believe it

00:29:27.560 Yes

00:29:27.820 My basic understanding of music

00:29:29.960 I do have a really good tone

00:29:32.240 I almost

00:29:32.600 I don't have perfect pitch

00:29:33.920 But I can match tones really well

00:29:35.240 And I know what sounds good

00:29:35.900 And what sounds doesn't

00:29:36.540 I know what's gonna be a hit song

00:29:37.640 Way before it's ever a hit song

00:29:38.960 I've called

00:29:40.920 So many hit songs 0.99

00:29:42.200 My basic ass 1.00

00:29:44.020 Fucking pop ear 1.00

00:29:45.120 Has a really 0.99

00:29:47.420 Like relatable

00:29:48.420 sound and if i just pay a little bit of attention to what sounds good i think i could be oh i have

00:29:53.180 no doubt that you know what's gonna hit when it comes to the top 40s pop yeah that that scares me

00:29:59.420 if you ever ever insult musicians again did your dog just boo me

00:30:09.120 he walked off he walked off yo i've never seen that dog bark in my life until now it's like i 0.63

00:30:16.940 hate it. Broly's flipped upside

00:30:18.960 a hound on his back. He's like, just kill me now. 1.00

00:30:22.660 It's a 0.99

00:30:23.180 song about numbers.

00:30:25.500 The youth

00:30:26.280 could learn how to

00:30:28.780 count

00:30:30.700 in the beginning of the day. He's in the bag.

00:30:33.060 I think the peak was Mayweather, bro. It's going down.

00:30:35.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:30:36.680 It's over for me. Ladies and gentlemen, 1.00

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00:31:40.600 chew for sponsoring the podcast back to the show you want to get through mcgregor while we're on 0.57

00:31:43.880 that UFC shit so McGregor's leg it doesn't it's gone it's gone doesn't exist anymore it felt fell 0.91

00:31:51.700 off you know what the worst part is he wasn't even doing anything fam he just stepped stepping 0.98

00:31:57.640 like imagine if you well you probably do have to worry happened I mean it basically happened

00:32:02.760 you want to know why because I wasn't drinking enough milk Logan texted me right after it

00:32:08.000 happened he said yo what get that calcium what's pop did he have a calcium deficiency because we

00:32:12.540 know his his his chef his chef chef eric is our is my chef um and ksi chef chef chef gets her 0.97

00:32:20.460 chef's like chef eric's like a whore of the influencer chef no he's a hustler he called 0.98

00:32:25.580 me before mcgregor yeah i love how you rebuttled that it's such a serious one no he's not a whore 0.99

00:32:29.640 he's not a whore he's a hustler well he is he's so he's very very good at his job he called me 0.75

00:32:35.020 after my fight and said yo like connor wants me to cook for him and i was like hey champ i'm gonna 0.98

00:32:38.720 be traveling like go get that get that work you're like i'm gonna be doing drugs i'll be drinking a

00:32:45.780 lot so he went to go uh cook for connor but apparently left out the calcium like we've been

00:32:51.800 we've been roasting chef e with the nutrients his legs snapped and all he did was step back

00:32:59.480 well we we know why really because there was a kick yes that was checked it's that's what 0.88

00:33:05.940 Dustin's that's what Dustin's saying that's what Jake said but I don't fucking know oh GP so G

00:33:10.680 you know then why did his leg break with simple pressure there was a there was one kick again

00:33:20.960 I'm so sorry UFC and fight fans for not knowing this there was one kick that were Connor or

00:33:25.180 Dustin pointed at him it was like a gotcha and Jake thinks that that was where a hairline fracture

00:33:32.240 took place and he and he stepped on it the perfectly wrong way and then it snapped and

00:33:38.940 the only difference between this and like the weedman break and the silver break was that the 0.84

00:33:42.700 bone didn't pierce the skin his his foot fucking snapped and his tibia landed on the mat and and

00:33:49.880 and i knew something um horrifying happened my angle i could see it like and it wasn't going to 0.94

00:33:54.960 go on but um dustin continued to just pulverize him and then connor's kind of slumped in the 0.99

00:33:59.960 corner still talking shit sitting next to joe rogan just talking shit your wife is in my dms 0.99

00:34:05.740 he called her a a biff or um what he said something ho she said she looking biff or 1.00

00:34:14.160 something she's looking buff and then then he called her a hoe and that was for me so i put 0.87

00:34:19.580 out a tweet where i was like damn it's it's sad to see the such a meteoric rise of a star and and 0.93

00:34:24.760 and an equally as sad downfall. 0.63

00:34:30.480 Just because, and we know this about Conor,

00:34:33.900 and it's why Conor is Conor.

00:34:36.680 He's not like a standout human, right? 0.99

00:34:39.720 Like, this is the dude who gets his ass kicked, 1.00

00:34:41.620 breaks his shit, and is calling your wife a hoe 1.00

00:34:43.460 while still sitting on the ground after a loss. 1.00

00:34:45.600 This is the dude that punches a 65-year-old man in a bar.

00:34:48.680 This is the dude that throws a dolly through a bus.

00:34:52.800 Attempting to do what, by the way? 0.99

00:34:54.080 I don't fucking know. 0.98

00:34:54.700 Like, he's not a great guy, but he's so fucking entertaining. 0.97

00:34:59.220 And even afterwards, he posted on Instagram, 0.93

00:35:01.320 the world needs people like me.

00:35:02.900 I agree. 0.94

00:35:04.080 You're like villains.

00:35:04.940 I agree. 1.00

00:35:06.220 Like, I fucking agree. 0.97

00:35:08.460 And I made a tweet. 0.98

00:35:09.840 Again, I said, like, it's, rest in peace, Conor McGregor's career.

00:35:13.140 Who knows what will happen, but.

00:35:14.520 He ain't going to like that.

00:35:16.020 Sure. 0.92

00:35:16.300 I don't think he gives a fuck about what I have to think about anything. 0.99

00:35:18.820 No, dog. 0.99

00:35:19.400 He's mental fortitude is strong with that one.

00:35:22.300 I will have to say, he's taking a lot of things from Jake.

00:35:25.660 That's what I was going to say.

00:35:26.460 How weird is that?

00:35:28.000 How weird is that?

00:35:29.180 It's like it's very copy and paste.

00:35:31.500 I feel that maybe he's training the fight and somebody that's doing the PR for him 0.98

00:35:36.840 is tweeting and saying some shit and then telling him what to say. 0.98

00:35:40.400 Because there's no way. 1.00

00:35:41.760 He's too smart, bro.

00:35:42.840 He's not going to rip that much.

00:35:45.340 There's two that were like.

00:35:47.080 You think?

00:35:47.580 I disagree.

00:35:48.100 There's a book called Steal Like an Artist.

00:35:49.520 I do it all the time.

00:35:50.300 you uh you take inspo from something that inspires you and uh if you are the artist

00:35:55.020 or the uh the showman sometimes subconsciously you'll do something that has influenced you

00:36:01.200 because of what you saw in the past and jake's forte at this moment in time is his ability to 0.90

00:36:06.700 market and make shit go viral and there was the uh the chain that jake was so that chain was so 0.61

00:36:14.000 crazy that was like one thing when i saw that i was like he gave it to him right i think he was 0.90

00:36:18.260 gonna send it to dustin yeah with or without the ankle yeah jake show me this chain i said i'm gonna 0.83

00:36:23.820 be honest like bro i've been in this game i know what a viral fucking move looks like this is this 0.98

00:36:28.600 is one of the most fucking brilliant fun things i've ever seen in my life he's holding a fucking 0.97

00:36:33.300 nyquil bottle dude sleepy mcgregor like how the his underwear is diamonds like you know at his 0.97

00:36:42.360 fight and i looked at jake because when i walked in um one of the ufc reps i said uh hey is my

00:36:50.000 brother here and she she looks at me and she turned white she goes your brother's coming 0.96

00:36:54.960 i go uh i don't know she goes fuck i'm like i don't think he has anything planned and he came 0.99

00:37:03.460 in with a bucket hat and we were surely expecting like a fuck jake paul chant but no one knew no 0.99

00:37:08.120 one could see him because he wore a bucket hat and because of that i think no attention was 0.96

00:37:12.440 drawn to him he didn't really get to show off the chain at the event he didn't really get to

00:37:15.860 distract connor like he wanted to and i think obviously now jake's plans for fighting connor

00:37:20.460 have been a little little uh like watered down because of the whole missing ankle thing yeah

00:37:26.780 you know like can't yeah you got no legs no leg no contract how do you do that exactly yeah that

00:37:32.580 That fight was off to a good...

00:37:37.660 He went to IHOP after.

00:37:39.140 No, Dustin was going to win.

00:37:40.620 That was borrowed.

00:37:41.680 Did you come up with that?

00:37:42.560 No.

00:37:42.800 That's good.

00:37:43.260 I like that.

00:37:43.680 Because we went to IHOP after his fight.

00:37:45.500 What?

00:37:46.060 Dustin was going to win.

00:37:47.100 I know.

00:37:47.780 And every time I saw them once again, fight fans are probably going to hate this, but

00:37:50.680 I think this is right.

00:37:51.480 Every time I saw them on the ground, I was like, that's not good for Conor.

00:37:55.500 That's not where Conor wants to be in that fight, right?

00:37:57.340 No, no.

00:37:57.720 Conor is a striker.

00:37:58.700 Right.

00:37:58.900 A great one.

00:37:59.320 Right, right.

00:37:59.660 So when he's on the ground, Dustin's tough.

00:38:01.580 Dustin's really tough

00:38:03.080 And major congrats

00:38:04.880 To Dustin

00:38:06.880 That was crazy

00:38:07.640 I got to meet

00:38:08.140 I like him as a human by the way

00:38:09.740 Cause if you see how classy he is

00:38:11.500 He's a nice guy 0.99

00:38:12.240 Yeah but fuck class 1.00

00:38:13.080 Bro 1.00

00:38:13.540 I'm trying to be entertained 0.98

00:38:14.720 Bro he beat the shit out of the guy 0.98

00:38:15.880 That was trying to entertain him 0.95

00:38:16.720 Do you get what I'm saying

00:38:17.460 Like that's cooler to me

00:38:18.240 And that was entertaining to me 0.99

00:38:19.260 That's fucking cool 0.98

00:38:19.820 That was cool 0.99

00:38:20.160 Like if somebody's chirping

00:38:21.020 And he's just sitting there

00:38:21.900 The dude talked about his wife bro

00:38:23.900 What are you doing

00:38:27.200 Nothing

00:38:27.600 Nah nah nah

00:38:29.060 So I got to meet

00:38:30.080 I got to meet Dave Chappelle 0.98

00:38:31.000 what what what the fuck there's there were a lot of celebrities there you everybody why am i knowing 0.99

00:38:37.720 this now that's kind of fucked bro i met dave fucking chapelle and and and that's the dude 0.99

00:38:42.320 that like you don't like he's goaded yeah he's the drink of the comedy room yeah and so someone 0.98

00:38:48.500 introduced me they're like hey i'd like you to meet dave and i shook his hand and again like

00:38:52.780 slightly tipsy at this point and and i know how he is i've watched enough of him and his stand-up

00:38:56.960 to know that like like bro he lives in rural ohio he doesn't give a fuck about anyone because he 0.62

00:39:03.580 doesn't have to he has his family his friends his money like any second you get with someone of that 0.96

00:39:09.780 uh magnitude that they give you their energy is a fucking honor and i and i'm aware of that 0.69

00:39:15.820 and so i try not to take too much time i didn't i i shook his hand and he gave me a look like 0.91

00:39:20.200 this was cool he definitely knew who i was he looked at me like this he goes

00:39:24.520 and i'm like i go dave i love you and that was all i said because you didn't say anything back

00:39:34.480 no he's like yeah yeah go over there no he nodded he was very friendly and i and i didn't want to

00:39:39.880 waste his time i just i know like i don't you know he tell you a joke no see that you're the

00:39:44.800 mistake oh not that i wouldn't ask him to tell me a joke yes you would no i wouldn't you're the 0.98

00:39:48.900 fucking problem i probably come on tell me a joke this is what you would do ready yeah i know what 0.98

00:39:53.100 you do you know that's my greatest uh strength and my greatest weakness i really treat everybody 0.99

00:40:06.420 like how i treat everybody and sometimes that's not good uh shout out to the guy from entourage

00:40:11.200 i'm sorry that was funny it's cool to see that exchange of respect though between high level

00:40:19.840 like celebrities and influencers and i feel like it's happening so much nowadays like you're seeing

00:40:24.660 you know what i'm seeing a lot with lately steve steve will do it that's that's crazy and the

00:40:29.760 nelk boys they are his videos are crushing i talked to kyle and steve today i wanted them to

00:40:34.760 come on and do the second show today but looks like it's going to be trippy red it looks like

00:40:38.120 at least um and they're traveling i mean that happy dad launch they're they're going nuts and

00:40:44.140 every picture i see steven it's with donald trump it's with dana white it's with addison ray with

00:40:51.180 the caption eiffel tower with him and kyle and i'm like wow i spoke with addison about that

00:40:56.840 she she didn't she didn't really no she didn't care i i i care so did i i was like i didn't

00:41:04.380 comment on it i was like i i said i was like i thought she was in on it

00:41:08.200 Kyle was in the middle

00:41:10.000 Kyle was in the middle

00:41:11.860 Oh so Kyle was being

00:41:13.060 Now you're breaking

00:41:13.300 That's what you're saying

00:41:14.860 Dylan that's what

00:41:15.680 You're a cat

00:41:16.680 And that's what you're saying

00:41:17.680 That was funny

00:41:18.360 Was

00:41:19.260 No

00:41:19.820 I don't think she was 0.98

00:41:20.680 She was in the middle 1.00

00:41:21.360 No she wasn't

00:41:22.000 Nah she was on the side

00:41:23.020 I mean yo listen

00:41:23.840 Here's the deal

00:41:24.420 If that was 0.97

00:41:25.100 That's so fucking funny 0.78

00:41:26.080 If he's getting pegged 1.00

00:41:26.920 Nah she's not a middle 1.00

00:41:27.720 She's not a middle type 1.00

00:41:29.000 If that wasn't Steve's humor 1.00

00:41:30.380 I would have taken offense to it

00:41:32.040 She's 0.92

00:41:32.360 Don't look at me and say that

00:41:34.460 She's not

00:41:34.800 She's not gonna stand 1.00

00:41:35.880 In the middle of the picture

00:41:36.700 Oh I thought you were

00:41:38.300 Nevermind

00:41:38.700 Nevermind

00:41:39.300 Nevermind

00:41:39.820 What's your mind today

00:41:41.380 Where are you going

00:41:42.080 What are we talking about

00:41:43.300 What are we talking about

00:41:44.720 At the end of the day

00:41:45.300 On this show 0.99

00:41:45.880 Absolutely fucking nothing 0.98

00:41:47.280 Not a single thing 0.99

00:41:51.680 Nothing bro

00:41:52.820 You put the bottle down chief 1.00

00:41:55.180 Put the fucking bottle down chief 1.00

00:41:58.580 I can't stop 1.00

00:41:59.360 You're out of control

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00:43:09.180 use a promo code logan back to the program i spent a good part of my day yesterday

00:43:15.140 masturbating trying to convince a um ex-beauty pageant girl that and and forget this exact 0.98

00:43:26.900 part of it but that sucking dick could potentially be good for the environment i'm out 1.00

00:43:31.580 I want to hear your angle 1.00

00:43:34.220 Okay, hear me out

00:43:35.120 I'm interested in this

00:43:36.180 Okay, because there's a lot of things that

00:43:38.040 Okay

00:43:38.540 I love your thesis

00:43:41.440 Here we go

00:43:42.320 Let's hear what you got

00:43:43.300 And I know you're interested

00:43:44.780 She's so interested

00:43:46.280 She's like

00:43:46.740 She perks up

00:43:48.240 How can I help? 1.00

00:43:52.140 So is she like sucking Leonardo DiCaprio's dick? 1.00

00:43:54.820 Let me explain this 1.00

00:43:55.420 How is she saving the environment here?

00:43:56.380 Alright, so I'm at Hyde the other night

00:43:57.380 By the way, we back outside

00:43:58.540 LA's reopened

00:43:59.240 We in

00:43:59.600 You know

00:44:00.800 Don't say we in, you're out

00:44:02.840 You live in a different world

00:44:04.360 You live in the middle of the jungle

00:44:06.000 So Hyde's open the other night

00:44:08.140 And I'm there with some people

00:44:09.400 Also this girl from yesterday

00:44:11.800 Stop pointing at things, I can't keep my attention

00:44:13.840 Looking at Joe Coy over here, combing his non-hair

00:44:16.020 Okay

00:44:17.260 We're at Hyde the other day

00:44:19.340 Partying, normal night

00:44:21.260 Walk over to this table

00:44:24.060 And 1.00

00:44:25.340 There's a girl on her knees

00:44:27.860 Giving one of the men at the table head 1.00

00:44:29.820 inside of hot you're fucking lying to me dead serious dead serious who's the guy do i know 0.99

00:44:35.580 these no but supposedly the girl why the guy so who's the girl i ain't about that i can't even 1.00

00:44:43.400 get my girl to stand up on the fucking booth with me who's getting down to that level so that's not 0.94

00:44:47.680 that's not the story this would be a story oh that's for a different for a different show for 0.98

00:44:51.440 a show that i would do okay but like i will give you a little bit more insight later on that night

00:44:56.800 I went to an after party

00:44:57.880 It was about 3.30 a.m

00:44:59.060 And there was a man

00:45:00.480 Chasing that same girl

00:45:02.000 Around a very high end

00:45:03.500 Hollywood Hills mansion

00:45:04.560 While she was

00:45:05.440 Completely butt naked 1.00

00:45:06.720 In front of 200 people 0.99

00:45:07.760 And he was smacking her 1.00

00:45:08.660 In the ass 1.00

00:45:09.020 With slices of pizza 1.00

00:45:10.060 That's what I walked into

00:45:11.700 That was the first thing I saw

00:45:13.160 And then somebody was like

00:45:14.320 Yo there's a gangbang

00:45:15.140 Going on in the basement

00:45:15.920 I got an Uber

00:45:16.480 And I left

00:45:16.860 And went to another party

00:45:17.720 Where I also hung out

00:45:19.220 He's like this

00:45:19.860 He's like

00:45:20.340 I'm out

00:45:21.580 Where I also hung out

00:45:23.480 With your ex

00:45:24.080 And I want to get into that as well

00:45:25.200 Wait wait 1.00

00:45:26.580 She was at a party

00:45:27.260 She was the girl

00:45:28.540 Getting chased around the house 0.80

00:45:29.400 With the pizza

00:45:29.860 No I'm just kidding

00:45:30.500 She's not

00:45:30.860 I'm playing

00:45:31.160 I'm playing 0.91

00:45:31.520 She wasn't 0.98

00:45:32.440 I can't make the cut

00:45:34.340 It was a joke

00:45:35.120 Alright maybe we can cut that

00:45:37.000 You dig don't

00:45:37.740 So listen

00:45:38.340 It's gonna make it

00:45:39.440 It's why

00:45:40.240 It's a joke

00:45:41.220 It's a funny joke

00:45:42.020 I liked it

00:45:42.560 It's not getting cut 1.00

00:45:43.200 Obviously it wasn't fucking her 1.00

00:45:44.680 She was at a different party 0.99

00:45:45.980 So yesterday

00:45:49.680 We're out of hand today bro

00:45:50.760 We're out of pocket

00:45:51.820 So yesterday

00:45:52.660 She's talking

00:45:53.380 This girl I'm with

00:45:54.240 Two times in one week, by the way

00:45:57.500 I think I might be ready to settle down again

00:45:58.900 Not with this girl specifically, but I'd like the idea

00:46:00.560 Anyways

00:46:00.980 Two times in one week

00:46:03.380 I'm trying to explain to this girl 0.80

00:46:06.720 Because we're talking about the Hyde situation 1.00

00:46:08.180 With this dude sucking dick 1.00

00:46:09.280 This 1.00

00:46:10.140 Fucking Aiden Ross 0.99

00:46:13.880 God dang it, dude 0.99

00:46:14.940 He's rubbing off

00:46:15.600 It was Aiden Ross?

00:46:16.960 Nah, listen, stop

00:46:17.460 We're talking about the situation at Hyde

00:46:19.400 And I

00:46:20.700 Try to somehow

00:46:23.380 in my mind justify the situation

00:46:25.580 maybe he was trying to save

00:46:27.420 the environment. And when it came out of my mouth

00:46:29.500 it didn't make much sense.

00:46:31.660 Let me ask you guys a question.

00:46:35.020 What

00:46:35.500 aren't you doing

00:46:36.460 when you're giving someone head? Name a couple

00:46:39.320 things. Littering.

00:46:42.880 Flying

00:46:43.360 in a private jet. I'm not. Driving a

00:46:45.340 car. Throwing straws

00:46:47.360 into. You could do that. Well I've driven the car before actually.

00:46:49.160 You could do. Listen I didn't think it through.

00:46:50.740 But for the most part 1.00

00:46:52.200 Oral sex happens 0.99

00:46:53.460 In a house 1.00

00:46:54.220 If I could take

00:46:55.580 The last three minutes

00:46:56.560 Of my life back

00:46:57.220 I really would

00:46:57.580 That's what she said

00:46:58.380 That's what she said 1.00

00:46:59.160 You had sex with her? 1.00

00:47:00.220 Nah I didn't 1.00

00:47:00.740 This one's a reach

00:47:01.560 It didn't work 0.99

00:47:02.340 This one's a fucking reach dude 1.00

00:47:03.960 Fuck 1.00

00:47:04.260 In no way 1.00

00:47:05.620 You saved the environment?

00:47:06.660 In no way

00:47:06.840 I want to know

00:47:07.420 How many times 0.67

00:47:08.540 You tried to hook up

00:47:09.340 With this girl

00:47:09.660 That you got to that point 0.91

00:47:10.700 It didn't work

00:47:11.360 Where you're like

00:47:11.840 Listen

00:47:12.080 Do you want to save

00:47:12.740 The environment? 0.99

00:47:13.180 What girl are you talking about 1.00

00:47:13.900 Also cause 1.00

00:47:14.380 Nah nothing 1.00

00:47:14.940 Yo how stupid would she be 1.00

00:47:18.160 If she said 1.00

00:47:19.000 Yo I want to save

00:47:19.740 The environment

00:47:20.200 One second

00:47:20.700 and I gotta buy this thing

00:47:21.540 and keep in mind

00:47:23.280 it was a joke

00:47:24.020 keep in mind it was a joke

00:47:25.200 but yeah it didn't work

00:47:26.460 it failed miserably

00:47:27.560 just like it did on the show

00:47:28.840 it happens bro 1.00

00:47:30.820 nah fuck your joke 1.00

00:47:32.020 fuck it so hard 1.00

00:47:33.420 GP next 1.00

00:47:35.140 oh yeah

00:47:38.100 Drake went on a date

00:47:39.660 Drake went on a really

00:47:41.040 expensive date

00:47:41.840 and by the way

00:47:42.720 everyone's like

00:47:43.200 I don't know

00:47:44.100 what is the sentiment

00:47:44.720 like they're kinda laughing

00:47:45.920 at it cause he

00:47:46.460 he made like a video

00:47:48.500 or took a picture

00:47:49.280 with the kids

00:47:49.860 or the the his dates son the son is brawny's teammate yeah on the basketball team wait one

00:47:58.060 more time drake it went on a really expensive date at the dodger stadium a private table

00:48:05.140 empty stadium with the mother of one of brawny's teammates correct who drake is cool with basically

00:48:14.240 it's like hey kid i hope you know you're gonna do well you're gonna be a superstar i'm gonna go 0.99

00:48:19.820 fuck your mom oh my god but don't it's not like like i ain't like it's not like that but i'll be 1.00

00:48:25.440 right back while i fuck your mom i mean it's drake if anybody's gonna fuck my mom 1.00

00:48:34.740 oh he's bro i would it's drake drake it's drake fuck my mom fuck me come over here when you're 1.00

00:48:43.360 done with her i'll give you the next time it's drake who's offended no yeah it's drake and by 1.00

00:48:48.900 the way and by the way it's not like i'm being facetious it's not like hey fuck my mom it's 0.98

00:48:52.500 like dog he took her to a rented out dodgers stadium there's no one there a private table 0.98

00:48:59.800 private server i'm sure the food's incredible and and they got custom jerseys custom it was 0.99

00:49:06.680 very cute drake is the fucking goat in all facets of life great music great dates let me tell you 0.92

00:49:14.260 something let me tell you something bro as a person who considers himself like like i i'm really uh 0.97

00:49:20.240 i consider myself a catch straight up i i won't i won't because it's just such a funny way to set

00:49:27.900 it up i think you're a catch too i why would you laugh he's not taking any i think you're a catch

00:49:33.820 dog i think you're a catch whoa you're laughing you get think you're a toss sometimes but you're

00:49:38.340 definitely a catch you call me a toss yeah sometimes man like not all the time you know

00:49:43.800 You know

00:49:48.240 You're gonna catch

00:49:49.140 A lot of the times man

00:49:50.380 Like

00:49:50.620 But sometimes

00:49:51.600 Like yeah I'll do it

00:49:52.540 I'll give it to somebody else

00:49:53.940 Right now

00:49:54.400 I've never

00:49:58.440 Spent the time and effort

00:50:00.200 That Drake did

00:50:01.160 To take that woman

00:50:02.880 On a date 1.00

00:50:04.140 He gives a fuck 1.00

00:50:05.620 Drake's real bro 1.00

00:50:07.800 He's the GOAT

00:50:08.780 In the studio

00:50:10.720 And in the Dodger stadium

00:50:12.440 He's the best

00:50:13.400 So I'm here to ask you today, gentlemen

00:50:15.340 Because my answer

00:50:17.560 Pales in comparison to what Drake's willing to do

00:50:20.140 What's the most effort

00:50:23.520 You've put in 0.99

00:50:24.460 To take a girl on a nice date 1.00

00:50:26.300 Oh, fuck 1.00

00:50:27.860 Bro, listen 1.00

00:50:29.700 I ain't 6'4", alright

00:50:31.480 I had to try

00:50:32.340 You know what I'm saying

00:50:33.580 I had to try, bro

00:50:35.240 You want me to open up my catalog, dog?

00:50:37.180 I got a lot of things I had to do

00:50:38.780 Bro, I had to use comedy

00:50:40.280 And, you know, like

00:50:41.380 A lot of fireworks 0.98

00:50:43.160 And shit like 1.00

00:50:43.880 You have fireworks? 1.00

00:50:45.120 Oh bro

00:50:45.620 I'll just tell you 0.99

00:50:46.740 What I do with my girlfriend

00:50:47.380 So I don't get in trouble

00:50:48.140 Cool

00:50:48.840 Yeah

00:50:49.180 First date

00:50:49.740 We were friends

00:50:50.620 All my friends struck out

00:50:51.980 And I respectfully

00:50:53.360 Asked all my friends first

00:50:54.320 Before going

00:50:55.300 And asking her out

00:50:56.280 I said yo

00:50:56.780 Can I like

00:50:57.600 I'm not even gonna lie

00:50:58.740 I was like yo

00:50:59.100 Can I smash 0.94

00:50:59.660 None of you guys 1.00

00:51:00.080 Fucking smashed 1.00

00:51:00.700 And they're like 0.99

00:51:01.400 Yeah sure go ahead

00:51:02.160 And I was like

00:51:02.720 I bet

00:51:03.280 I'm gonna try to do this

00:51:04.160 And so

00:51:04.980 I went 0.99

00:51:05.760 I fucking 0.98

00:51:06.220 Before that 0.89

00:51:06.660 I was trying to be friends

00:51:07.280 So I had to go to 1.00

00:51:07.860 Fucking dance classes 1.00

00:51:08.820 What? 1.00

00:51:10.060 I legit went to 1.00

00:51:10.820 dance classes with this bitch 1.00

00:51:11.940 and she hugged this other dude 1.00

00:51:13.580 and it got me so mad

00:51:14.420 I took a Lyme scooter home. 1.00

00:51:16.280 Like I didn't even show her 1.00

00:51:16.900 I was mad

00:51:17.380 but some dude like 1.00

00:51:18.380 picked her up 0.99

00:51:18.780 and like flung her around

00:51:19.760 and I was like 1.00

00:51:20.140 they fucked 100% 1.00

00:51:21.080 and I got mad 1.00

00:51:21.960 and I took my fucking scooter 0.99

00:51:23.000 and I was like 0.99

00:51:23.320 riding home like this 1.00

00:51:24.100 and this shit died 1.00

00:51:25.460 and I had to get a bird. 1.00

00:51:26.500 It was the worst experience right? 1.00

00:51:28.140 So I was like fuck 1.00

00:51:28.780 I gotta keep trying 0.99

00:51:29.720 I gotta hang out with her

00:51:30.940 and her friends 1.00

00:51:31.340 took her and her friends

00:51:32.040 to Malibu

00:51:32.580 we were having a good time 1.00

00:51:33.800 why the fuck are you 1.00

00:51:34.640 having a sword in your hand 1.00

00:51:35.640 right now?

00:51:36.260 He was using it

00:51:36.840 as a back scratcher.

00:51:38.080 Stay focused.

00:51:38.560 The audience is

00:51:39.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:51:39.900 So I took her on a date, but before I took her on a date, I had it all scheduled. 0.92

00:51:43.960 First, it was Mastro's.

00:51:45.000 I knew that we were going to get nice dinner, steaks, you know.

00:51:47.880 She was vegan. 0.99

00:51:48.640 I didn't fucking plan. 1.00

00:51:49.440 You idiot. 1.00

00:51:50.080 Yeah, I didn't plan that one, but their appetizers are great. 1.00

00:51:54.300 And then I told her to bring two sets of clothes.

00:51:56.480 One really nice, so when you go to dinner.

00:51:58.300 And I said, if you still want to hang out with me, we're going to jump into sweats,

00:52:02.700 and then we're going to go to movies right after, maybe mini golf and shit like this. 0.60

00:52:06.480 I had this whole scheduling thing going on. 0.96

00:52:08.580 Mad lame.

00:52:09.160 You did dinner and a movie.

00:52:10.420 Well, you think I had money to go to the Dodger Stadium? 1.00

00:52:13.320 Dude, Logan is not taking any shit. 1.00

00:52:16.000 He will kill anything today. 1.00

00:52:18.200 He goes, I did something so crazy. 0.85

00:52:20.420 I took her to dinner and a movie.

00:52:22.300 Well, the dancing lessons were.

00:52:24.480 I said I was going to tell you what I did with my girlfriend,

00:52:26.140 but I brought two sets of clothes.

00:52:27.440 You didn't even ask me. 1.00

00:52:28.760 I told her to bring two sets of clothes instead of one.

00:52:30.960 Okay, first of all, I didn't say it like I was drunk.

00:52:33.700 And then second, I whispered into her in the movie theaters.

00:52:36.500 I was like, yo, you trying to save the environment? 0.96

00:52:38.580 nice you suck i was captain planet that day i was fire wind earth we should just give it to 0.91

00:52:46.280 logan today this guy he finished oh no he is nothing never done anything i i'm honestly the 0.98

00:52:53.620 i tell girls this right off the bat i'm literally the least romantic person on the entire it's

00:52:57.980 something i have to work on like heavily or don't you've been doing pretty well your track yeah but

00:53:01.880 it's yeah but it sucks it's just like i just don't i don't know what it is like i i have this like 0.96

00:53:07.520 problem where when i do like cute shit i feel like a like a bitch kind of i think like maybe 0.97

00:53:14.480 i'm not like in tune with my feminine side enough does that make does that make sense it actually 0.98

00:53:19.060 does i feel like there's a there's a definitely a subsection of the audience that's agreeing with 0.96

00:53:22.700 you i agree no no and by the way that sucks no that sucks i agree it sucks i feel terrible 0.96

00:53:26.540 you should as you should lana would always tell me do you ever make love or no yeah i can get 0.99

00:53:31.300 there i could do like the like the nice what do you guys call it like like are you ever are you

00:53:36.780 ever making love instead of just like you ever you ever grab a girl behind the neck and while

00:53:41.540 you're making love you say i love you so much baby not not that just like this one

00:53:45.040 i love you and eye contact because i don't wow that's sad stop stop stop stop sorry i was i was

00:53:56.560 actually here for that i thought that would have been a good addition to the podcast i don't think

00:53:59.100 You are in rare

00:54:01.260 Yo can we get him tequila next time 1.00

00:54:03.460 Instead the vodka's turning him into a fucking Nazi 1.00

00:54:05.800 He's like 1.00

00:54:07.580 Your story sucks 1.00

00:54:08.940 I'm watching my friend fuck the air fam 1.00

00:54:11.360 I was making love 1.00

00:54:13.360 Fuck would be like this 1.00

00:54:14.800 I just want to say 1.00

00:54:17.640 I don't know cause like you

00:54:18.540 Maybe you turn your hat around and you're a different person

00:54:20.880 When you make love

00:54:21.740 I need to work on it

00:54:25.460 I'm just not big on the

00:54:27.320 What do they call that part of

00:54:29.720 That school of like love

00:54:31.560 No no not that you know how there's like four different things

00:54:33.840 There's like acts of kindness

00:54:35.640 Verbal affirmations

00:54:37.580 Like that kind of stuff

00:54:38.300 Touch 0.99

00:54:38.760 Yeah I suck at all of them 0.99

00:54:41.300 I hate to say it like so abruptly like this 0.99

00:54:45.380 But I just

00:54:46.580 Have gotten a lot of experience 0.70

00:54:49.980 I'm just really good at sex

00:54:51.420 Like just I can 0.93

00:54:52.860 I know 1.00

00:54:53.980 Literally cause there's two Dannys today 0.98

00:54:56.720 There's two Danny's 0.98

00:54:59.700 Can you show that

00:55:00.640 Can you get both of them

00:55:02.800 I swear to god when I was just about to get into the story

00:55:06.300 I was gonna tell right there

00:55:07.100 I thought of the fact that there was double Danny

00:55:09.420 Your empathy is growing

00:55:10.360 See you could be a nice guy 1.00

00:55:12.520 Cause I was gonna start talking about like eating box and asshole and all that shit 0.99

00:55:15.620 And I thought to myself like don't say that stuff 1.00

00:55:17.500 A lot of box eating huh

00:55:18.520 Big box eating guy this guy

00:55:20.080 Somebody said it the other day they sent me a DM 1.00

00:55:22.080 Because I guess on one podcast she's like yeah I don't eat pussy 1.00

00:55:24.500 And they were like he's a bitch 1.00

00:55:25.620 Yeah, I was a bitch 1.00

00:55:26.960 You into it now? 0.99

00:55:28.280 Well, he had a terrible situation that happened to him

00:55:31.920 He didn't, no?

00:55:33.340 No

00:55:33.680 You didn't hear about this? 1.00

00:55:35.180 You're his fucking best friend 1.00

00:55:36.560 You didn't hear about this? 1.00

00:55:37.620 Well, I've heard a lot of stories that have happened in the bedroom

00:55:40.080 There's a lot of horrible stories

00:55:42.140 I've heard stories that 0.99

00:55:43.220 Can you guys just give me fucking earmuffs for two seconds? 0.99

00:55:45.820 Is that possible? 0.99

00:55:46.840 There's been stories that

00:55:47.760 There's been stories that have

00:55:50.900 Dude, there's stories that have involved cottage cheese

00:55:54.500 There have been stories 1.00

00:55:55.160 That involve blue shit 0.99

00:55:56.120 Shooting out 0.99

00:55:56.600 There have been stories

00:55:57.260 That have

00:55:57.520 You know all the stories

00:55:58.440 I'm talking about

00:55:59.000 Was it green or blue?

00:56:00.300 It's green

00:56:00.620 Green

00:56:01.100 There have been stories of

00:56:02.500 I mean

00:56:03.080 Come ending up

00:56:04.280 I've heard every

00:56:05.360 So I don't know which one

00:56:06.200 You're speaking of George

00:56:07.080 East infections

00:56:08.360 STI

00:56:09.500 Bro I've heard

00:56:10.340 Where have you been bro?

00:56:11.820 Where do you get your girlfriends 1.00

00:56:12.700 At grocery stores? 1.00

00:56:13.700 It could be a dark place

00:56:14.460 Yeah that's what I'm saying

00:56:15.220 The hole you're delving into

00:56:17.060 Right now is a diseased hole

00:56:18.800 Well the one that stopped

00:56:19.760 Them from eating out

00:56:20.740 I thought everybody here

00:56:21.780 Knew about this

00:56:22.080 Smells

00:56:22.480 Soar rats

00:56:23.420 I still don't know what you're talking about, so I'd like to know.

00:56:26.000 I don't want to talk about it.

00:56:27.360 Talk about it.

00:56:27.820 I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:56:28.980 All right, so thank God I was there.

00:56:31.420 I was watching this, actually.

00:56:32.660 I was trimming the hedges, and I saw him from the window,

00:56:37.820 and he was down there, and he didn't know that the girl got around.

00:56:42.280 She was a little dirtier than the Max, and he was just eating her out,

00:56:46.560 and then he got stuck.

00:56:48.460 He was in there, and he couldn't get out.

00:56:50.520 And I was trimming the hedges like, Logan, look at him.

00:56:52.880 He was like, I can't get her off of me!

00:56:54.920 I can't get her off of me!

00:56:56.080 Oh my god. 1.00

00:56:57.140 And so he never ate pussy ever again. 1.00

00:57:00.320 It was a traumatic... 1.00

00:57:01.360 We had to take him to the ER to get the girl off of him. 1.00

00:57:05.040 We actually saw her at Hyde last week sucking some guy's dick in the middle of the fucking... 1.00

00:57:10.380 And she was telling about... 1.00

00:57:12.700 Are you okay?

00:57:17.700 Bro.

00:57:18.360 No, this fell on you.

00:57:19.260 Bro, I thought it came from there.

00:57:20.880 I thought it came from

00:57:23.860 This is heavy

00:57:26.600 That's why I was like

00:57:27.260 How did it travel that far

00:57:28.640 Did that hit you in the head

00:57:29.520 Dude this is heavy

00:57:31.360 This is like 10-15

00:57:32.800 We're eating up

00:57:34.820 Maybe 30

00:57:35.460 We're eating up

00:57:36.300 That was a great callback

00:57:37.460 Thanks man

00:57:37.880 Yeah it was nice 1.00

00:57:38.580 He even said dink by the way 0.99

00:57:40.180 He didn't say dick 0.99

00:57:40.920 Thank you for noticing that 0.98

00:57:42.900 Bro listen

00:57:43.760 Wow he did

00:57:44.400 Listen man

00:57:45.220 George let me say this

00:57:46.460 You have become the MVP George

00:57:48.640 Everybody loves Georgie

00:57:50.240 No, don't say that.

00:57:51.020 Now that everything's going to hate me, bro.

00:57:52.280 That's not true.

00:57:53.080 No, it's not.

00:57:53.640 That's never going to happen.

00:57:54.680 I've already claimed that title.

00:57:56.560 You will never take it from me.

00:57:58.980 Do you want to tell us your most elaborate date?

00:58:00.620 My most elaborate date?

00:58:03.400 Yeah, my thing is if I care, I care.

00:58:06.380 Not going on a lot of dates, but if I'm in a position where I am going on a date,

00:58:14.420 I do like to put in some effort.

00:58:16.760 I've done the skydiving thing. 0.69

00:58:18.200 i've done the um malibu wine safari thing like a lot of basic shit i have yet to like

00:58:23.560 have a date that sticks out in my mind as uh as some real real special stuff you know um

00:58:32.860 in my opinion i will say a good date ideally is like a it has phases to it phase one two three

00:58:41.480 it's not just a hey we went here it did this there's like a a warm-up there's your peaking

00:58:48.080 and then there's the after and it's an experience it's a full you know eight hour maybe even more

00:58:53.460 uh day long experience if you will um and i've had a couple of those but yeah man now i feel like

00:59:02.300 well also i gotta how do i what do i do like how do i and listen you saw i did a couple of things

00:59:08.100 i did the i did a valentine's day where i took her to korea town the extra korea town and had

00:59:12.440 all the places set up i have it in me did you vlog it that's the problem see i never do anything

00:59:17.480 Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a vlog

00:59:19.560 That one was actually a TikTok

00:59:20.660 And I apologize

00:59:21.860 So this parlay

00:59:24.800 That was a great question

00:59:26.180 We have a rule in our relationship

00:59:27.540 We don't ever post gifs

00:59:29.080 Okay, so let me parlay into something

00:59:31.720 We had Nade shot on the show a long time ago

00:59:36.560 And he said something to me that always stuck out

00:59:38.400 Which is why he stopped vlogging

00:59:40.040 He didn't like vlogging

00:59:42.080 Because as soon as you were done filming one episode

00:59:44.380 All you were thinking about was

00:59:45.800 What's the next episode?

00:59:47.480 And that leaked into my last relationship.

00:59:49.680 And obviously we, you know, I will take the blame for it, kind of put that front and center.

00:59:53.620 And it was, you know, drove a bunch of different feelings within the relationship.

00:59:57.940 But it even continues now.

01:00:00.160 And every week I'm like, yo, what's, what am I doing?

01:00:03.540 Like, what am I shooting this week?

01:00:04.640 You, you obviously can relate still.

01:00:06.120 You can relate more than anybody because you did it for so long.

01:00:08.660 And I brought it up to Roman Atwood a couple weeks ago.

01:00:11.800 And I told him like my thoughts and everything.

01:00:13.160 And he said to me, you're in a similar place that a lot of other creators have been, have gone before you.

01:00:20.580 And I'm going to tell you something right now that I really want you to take to heart and think about.

01:00:23.740 And he said, don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

01:00:32.760 Actually, no, that actually hit me hard because I'm dealing with that right now, bro.

01:00:36.700 Don't be so don't get so caught up in making a living. 0.99

01:00:39.960 You fucked me up with your booze. 0.97

01:00:41.880 it's actually a really really powerful statement don't get so caught up in making a living that 0.99

01:00:46.440 you forget to make a life for yourself right no i that hit me pretty and me too and so i i over

01:00:51.560 the past like week or so i've been thinking to myself i'm like damn all i ever think about is

01:00:56.260 business what's the next vlog what's the podcast who's the guest who's what's this who's that 0.98

01:01:00.080 what's this what's that because you want to provide a life so it kind of fucks you up yeah

01:01:03.720 and not enough time like really cherishing like what i have where i've come from the people around 0.62

01:01:09.820 Me and

01:01:11.160 Hobbies 1.00

01:01:13.680 Oh fuck 0.99

01:01:15.800 That's such a strong 1.00

01:01:16.980 And I bring that up

01:01:18.000 Because I have a new hobby

01:01:20.000 You got a new hobby?

01:01:20.840 Yeah

01:01:21.000 You gonna take it out of your pocket today?

01:01:24.640 No that's an old hobby

01:01:25.560 He brought drugs

01:01:26.260 Get it from him

01:01:27.300 What is that Mike?

01:01:30.560 Beeslex?

01:01:32.020 Small rocks

01:01:33.180 And plastic drug bags

01:01:34.700 What?

01:01:35.060 This is bad guys

01:01:35.960 No

01:01:36.600 I started collecting space junk

01:01:39.580 This is a meteorite

01:01:40.660 What?

01:01:41.120 That landed in China

01:01:42.060 Let me see

01:01:42.460 That I purchased

01:01:43.200 Can I hold it?

01:01:43.820 Yes absolutely

01:01:44.360 Take it out of your bag

01:01:44.760 As it's in his hands

01:01:46.180 Yep

01:01:46.620 You bought a meteorite?

01:01:48.960 Yeah that was my first one

01:01:50.340 But now I'm very interested in the space

01:01:52.200 Why did you do that?

01:01:53.160 In the space

01:01:53.740 I see what you did there

01:01:54.380 Nice

01:01:54.740 I reached out to you the other day

01:01:56.540 Wow

01:01:57.700 And the person who sold me that collected it himself in China

01:02:00.780 I reached out to you the other day

01:02:02.540 What did I say to you regarding space?

01:02:04.880 You said hey man we should go to the moon

01:02:06.140 I want to feel it

01:02:06.700 I want to feel it

01:02:07.180 I mean that

01:02:08.720 yeah i really mean that okay and i want to set up a fund for us to go to the moon and start putting

01:02:16.220 money in it no one's gonna fund us no no no our we're funding oh me and you yeah all right um did

01:02:21.820 you buy this because it's 69 i saw that too yes that is why i bought it i think it's 69 69 too 0.59

01:02:26.800 it is right that's actually bought it from a pervert this is nothing more than a rock from 0.66

01:02:32.700 like utah oh my god you just dropped it came from the sky it came from the sky okay it's used to it 0.96

01:02:38.500 the same thing that shit came from space but but listen to me listen here's the thing and and 0.96

01:02:42.940 there's a lot of topics about this space stuff right now because everybody's starting to go 0.98

01:02:46.340 there bezos space yeah bezos is about to go yeah people uh branson just went how much does it cost

01:02:52.700 half a million oh that's not bad well hold on there's all different ways to go you could do

01:02:56.500 zero g you could do actual orbit you could do suborbid whatever right the flat flat earthers by

01:03:01.660 the way oh they gotta be pissed they're angry they gotta be pissed like like now's the time

01:03:07.080 like for real now's the time where like the gig's up yeah what do they do i got a side story really

01:03:13.060 quick that girl that was with last night no not i would assume that every girl that gets with you

01:03:19.640 is a flat earther no no no no that quite the opposite i thought you were i thought you were 1.00

01:03:24.180 gonna know where i was going with it she's not a flat earther she's got a she i out of my mouth

01:03:29.600 Came the following 0.99

01:03:30.280 We got into this

01:03:31.980 Like Netflix

01:03:32.480 Like what are we

01:03:33.000 Going to watch

01:03:33.460 Thing

01:03:33.740 And I said

01:03:35.300 Well there's like

01:03:35.740 A really important

01:03:36.600 Piece of content

01:03:37.160 On YouTube

01:03:37.700 You watched a

01:03:38.720 Flat Earth documentary

01:03:39.780 With this

01:03:40.220 So that's your

01:03:41.060 Ideal

01:03:41.600 Date

01:03:42.220 Hey see

01:03:43.440 Look what I've done

01:03:44.600 You want to know

01:03:46.420 Something romantic

01:03:47.060 Watch me for an hour

01:03:48.300 And 15 minutes

01:03:49.320 It's just an important

01:03:50.540 Piece of content

01:03:51.140 Anyways

01:03:51.420 I know you're next to me

01:03:52.480 There's me again

01:03:54.080 And after we're done

01:03:57.240 I'm going to show you

01:03:57.740 A little book

01:03:58.240 You can take home

01:03:58.960 little goodie bag it's important piece of content yeah um but but uh space is the final frontier

01:04:05.820 star trek doesn't just say that for no reason we don't know anything we don't know anything

01:04:11.400 we know tiniest tiniest fractional bit i don't you're our religion tells us some stuff i was

01:04:19.200 just quickly became well i mean you're because like but we don't know really truly what's out

01:04:25.160 there and that excites me because you want to know what excited about that too i know what's here

01:04:29.540 i know what's here on this planet oh yeah yeah yeah we all do and we know everything about it 0.98

01:04:36.360 what's getting you pumped up these days beyond belief to a point where you're gonna fucking 0.79

01:04:40.480 so your thesis is we don't know what's out there and that's why i want to go to the moon yeah let 0.94

01:04:45.040 me tell you not the moon not the moon we know what's there no okay no matter where you go yeah

01:04:50.020 You won't know what's out there

01:04:51.360 What if you go to

01:04:52.980 It's infinite

01:04:53.380 What if you go to West Hollywood

01:04:54.520 Still no

01:04:55.660 Well we'll know what's there

01:04:57.280 But we won't know

01:04:58.140 Everything of that

01:04:59.020 You'll never

01:04:59.760 Bro 0.98

01:05:00.200 Nah

01:05:01.260 You're telling me

01:05:02.640 That I can witness

01:05:04.280 Inside Hyde

01:05:05.660 For example

01:05:06.280 The same oddities

01:05:07.840 That I could witness

01:05:08.760 In outer space

01:05:09.540 That's right 1.00

01:05:10.000 There will be a girl 1.00

01:05:12.860 Sucking dick 1.00

01:05:13.640 A dick 1.00

01:05:14.540 The moment you land on the moon 1.00

01:05:15.880 Okay cause listen

01:05:16.960 But yo

01:05:17.800 Seriously though

01:05:19.180 I love this podcast so much.

01:05:21.480 Whatever public looks like on the moon, you're going to get there.

01:05:24.620 There's going to be an alien.

01:05:26.840 Give it some other alien top. 0.99

01:05:30.780 Like this.

01:05:31.560 What the? 1.00

01:05:32.000 Is that an alien blowjob? 1.00

01:05:33.920 That's not possible. 0.98

01:05:34.880 On my bucket list, I have a couple things here. 0.99

01:05:36.760 One of them is to see an alien blowjob. 0.99

01:05:39.240 Well, I'm going to add that. 0.99

01:05:40.560 But another one is to collect debris from – this is my mom.

01:05:43.600 Collect debris from space that landed on Earth, which you already did.

01:05:46.640 And then I am serious when I say this.

01:05:48.700 I've said it before

01:05:49.420 I'll say it again

01:05:50.180 I am not gonna die

01:05:51.820 On this planet

01:05:52.440 Yeah you said that

01:05:54.820 I won't die

01:05:55.440 On this planet

01:05:55.900 You just gotta say it again

01:05:56.320 I'm

01:05:57.240 I won't die

01:05:59.820 I will not die

01:06:00.560 I can't deal with you 0.99

01:06:01.660 I'm gonna die on 0.99

01:06:02.280 Moon or the Mars

01:06:03.060 It's like

01:06:03.480 The Moon or the Mars

01:06:04.360 It's like a thing

01:06:05.100 I wanna do

01:06:05.540 Can I ask you something

01:06:06.200 Say hypothetically

01:06:07.380 No religion exists

01:06:09.140 We don't really know

01:06:11.760 What's after

01:06:12.340 You know

01:06:12.940 But what actually happens

01:06:15.080 Is wherever you die

01:06:15.920 A little ghost version

01:06:17.120 You shows up

01:06:17.840 And you're just on the moon

01:06:19.140 Being like 1.00

01:06:19.520 What the fuck 1.00

01:06:20.400 Guys 1.00

01:06:21.380 I won't be able to haunt anyone

01:06:23.340 That's what I'm saying

01:06:24.100 How am I gonna

01:06:26.160 How am I gonna 0.98

01:06:26.900 Fucking turn a light switch off 0.98

01:06:28.380 Or blow out a candle 1.00

01:06:29.600 How am I gonna haunt people 1.00

01:06:31.780 Fuck 1.00

01:06:32.320 You can't 1.00

01:06:33.060 I didn't think about that

01:06:34.160 That's what I'm saying

01:06:34.720 You gotta be careful bro 1.00

01:06:35.500 Fuck 1.00

01:06:36.080 You gotta be careful 1.00

01:06:37.580 Gotta check off all those boxes bro

01:06:38.960 Yeah let's go

01:06:39.660 Let's go then

01:06:40.280 Cool

01:06:40.520 Settled

01:06:41.180 What's the deal with the vaccine

01:06:42.660 There's a new thing called Delta

01:06:45.660 Have you guys heard about this

01:06:46.420 Yeah it's a flight

01:06:47.260 I've been taking the first class

01:06:48.600 Yeah

01:06:48.880 Delta's been killing me

01:06:49.880 For a long time

01:06:50.520 Before the virus

01:06:51.180 I don't even think

01:06:54.900 It's the Delta variant

01:06:55.800 That's what you're referring to

01:06:56.940 The Delta variant

01:06:57.860 Stronger variant 0.88

01:06:59.420 There's a hitman coming

01:07:00.740 Right

01:07:01.240 Look

01:07:01.880 This guy killed somebody

01:07:02.840 For sure

01:07:03.160 Watch

01:07:03.440 Wait

01:07:03.660 Wait

01:07:03.980 Wait

01:07:04.400 There he is

01:07:04.820 Look

01:07:05.060 100%

01:07:05.620 That's the DJ bro

01:07:07.500 Audience can't see that

01:07:08.640 Let me turn the camera

01:07:10.320 No vac

01:07:11.080 So what's the deal

01:07:11.700 With the vaccine

01:07:12.120 My professional recommendation

01:07:14.180 As a

01:07:15.920 A voice

01:07:17.480 A voice

01:07:18.420 And a catch 0.88

01:07:19.300 Of this generation

01:07:21.060 To anyone listening to this

01:07:22.860 I would say get the vaccine

01:07:23.500 Get the vaccine

01:07:24.020 Okay

01:07:24.340 That's where I'm landing Mike

01:07:26.200 So I don't know where you're going with this

01:07:28.380 But in general

01:07:29.620 My sentiment is

01:07:31.280 Get the vaccine 1.00

01:07:32.200 Don't want to fuck around with this virus 0.99

01:07:34.060 Mine is 1.00

01:07:34.980 Do whatever you feel comfortable with doing

01:07:36.980 Don't let anybody pressure you into doing it

01:07:38.640 If you don't want to do it

01:07:39.740 But if you want to do it

01:07:40.460 Do it

01:07:40.760 I don't think you should be open for like a discussion

01:07:43.000 Like yo

01:07:43.400 I've never

01:07:43.760 Never once that people came up

01:07:45.040 Hey man

01:07:45.400 Maybe you got the flu shot 1.00

01:07:46.140 Like no fucking 1.00

01:07:47.240 Get out of here bro 1.00

01:07:47.960 What are you

01:07:48.380 Fry's electronics

01:07:49.540 Sorry they did that

01:07:50.720 That won't make sense

01:07:51.640 But

01:07:51.860 At the fly's electronics

01:07:53.240 Nevermind

01:07:54.200 I had to have one bad joke dog

01:07:57.640 I was spraying

01:07:58.340 Yeah you're crushing

01:07:59.260 Okay so the vaccine topic's out

01:08:02.880 Looks like we're

01:08:04.760 Running a little

01:08:05.860 On topics here

01:08:07.180 I can open up

01:08:09.080 I think the Addison

01:08:10.340 Right opens up

01:08:11.320 A deeper conversation

01:08:12.640 I think the Addison

01:08:14.500 I think that Addison Rae

01:08:15.720 I felt bad for her

01:08:16.880 About what?

01:08:17.720 What happened?

01:08:18.900 She got hired to do the UFC 0.97

01:08:22.080 I don't know what she got hired to do 0.99

01:08:24.880 Just one interview for a fighter 0.97

01:08:26.740 That was from her hometown

01:08:27.600 Oh 1.00

01:08:27.940 What's the fucking problem with that? 1.00

01:08:30.780 She interviewed a fighter from her hometown 1.00

01:08:32.080 And then what?

01:08:32.640 Got fired?

01:08:33.260 Like for real? 1.00

01:08:34.160 Oh she just made a joke out of her 1.00

01:08:35.600 She's a troll 1.00

01:08:36.800 And then she retweeted Barstool 0.93

01:08:37.960 It's fantastic

01:08:38.760 Wait what happened? 1.00

01:08:39.980 Did she like fuck up on the interview? 1.00

01:08:41.480 No no no no 0.99

01:08:42.020 I think people were just mad

01:08:43.120 because she made a tweet

01:08:44.180 about doing like

01:08:45.480 broadcast journalism

01:08:46.380 for like this moment

01:08:47.660 and she only went for

01:08:49.320 you know she didn't 1.00

01:08:50.080 complete the course 0.99

01:08:51.040 because she got famous

01:08:52.400 on TikTok

01:08:52.740 and like you know

01:08:54.100 there's real broadcast

01:08:55.320 journalists out there

01:08:56.020 who are in school

01:08:56.840 and working hard

01:08:57.520 and studying

01:08:58.060 and then graduated

01:08:59.540 and got their degree

01:09:00.220 who maybe didn't get the job

01:09:01.380 yeah

01:09:01.940 but bro it's 1.00

01:09:02.960 fucking Addison Rae 0.99

01:09:03.980 like 1.00

01:09:04.280 I hate the internet

01:09:05.660 Dana White is smart 0.99

01:09:06.400 Dana White is smart

01:09:06.680 yeah but think about this

01:09:07.440 dude you weren't

01:09:08.040 you weren't boxing

01:09:08.760 your whole life

01:09:09.260 there's people that would

01:09:10.020 be killing to be

01:09:10.980 fighting Mayweather

01:09:11.520 but sometimes not

01:09:12.580 for you and sometimes the cards dude i hate how everybody's so sour about things i noticed this 1.00

01:09:17.860 with the young tiktok stars especially the women for some reason they're on the chopping block a 0.99

01:09:24.920 bit more than the average creator which i don't like that the maleos go through this as well and 0.95

01:09:29.140 it's it's it's it's horse shit to be honest with you and i feel bad because um i don't know if

01:09:35.840 they're in a spot yet like like uh for example jake is where they can kind of just raise a middle 0.99

01:09:42.200 finger villains and be like it like fuck off literally fuck off like they still have to be 0.99

01:09:47.840 liked that's that's their shtick right um and so i do feel bad for them because they're trying to 1.00

01:09:53.360 fit this um persona that they may or may not be but regardless if they want to keep doing what 0.95

01:10:03.620 they do they they have to bend a little bit for a bunch of bullshit which i don't i don't like 0.98

01:10:07.960 so i feel i feel bad for for her and any young creator who gets shit on for just being themselves 0.99

01:10:12.980 and doing what they do it's it kind of sucks it's also just part of being on the internet 0.97

01:10:17.380 you know what i'm saying it's like it's like the internet sucks bro yeah but yeah but also like 0.92

01:10:23.380 these people here's the here's the trade-off bro here's the trade-off ready we get to do this for 1.00

01:10:27.860 a living dog if someone was like hey man you get to fucking talk shit with your friends make stupid 0.99

01:10:31.640 videos make millions of dollars yeah and there's gonna be like there's gonna be like five percent 1.00

01:10:35.700 of the people who watch your shit who say mean things about you yeah would you would you not do 0.98

01:10:39.840 it no i am you're doing i'm doing it right now but that's what i'm saying i think like the sooner 0.99

01:10:43.880 said this so many times like the sooner these people can realize that like

01:10:47.780 not everything that comes your way deserves a response actually nothing that comes your way 0.99

01:10:53.660 deserves a response not a single thing like bro fuck every i've said this since the beginning 0.99

01:10:57.320 and i've failed myself remember when i always used to say fuck everybody on the show that was 0.99

01:11:01.560 like how i started you're a rookie bro and then and then people started coming at me and i was 0.99

01:11:05.820 like damn fuck everybody's hard to execute on it was hard to execute on because once people 0.97

01:11:11.700 start to amass and they say things like ratio on twitter how am i supposed to live through 0.99

01:11:20.900 something like that ratio is like ratio like or or even worse you tweet something l

01:11:31.560 L

01:11:34.140 Some people

01:11:36.480 Is it for love?

01:11:37.360 Some people

01:11:38.020 Started to combine them

01:11:40.220 Throw right under my tweet

01:11:41.340 L plus ratio

01:11:42.900 Do you get ratioed?

01:11:44.320 No

01:11:44.640 But even if I did

01:11:45.840 Then why does it matter?

01:11:46.440 That's my question

01:11:47.280 What is ratioed?

01:11:47.900 But that's my question

01:11:48.780 When you make a statement

01:11:50.640 And then a comment under it

01:11:52.900 It gets more engagement

01:11:54.060 Than your original statement

01:11:55.220 Oh wait wait wait

01:11:55.960 Aiden was just talking about the ratio

01:11:57.580 Yeah yeah yeah

01:11:57.940 But here's my question

01:11:58.860 Whether it's L

01:12:00.680 l plus ratio ratio plus you're old at what point are you able to as a creator say there is not

01:12:08.700 one thing that anyone can do or say that i give a single fuck about except for my fans and the 0.66

01:12:16.480 people that put money in my pocket michael from the bottom of my heart yeah it's i feel like this 0.66

01:12:22.780 is about to be mean because you've just been in the vodka mode oh okay i feel like this is gonna 0.55

01:12:26.960 be mean i've achieved that enlightenment okay what's it like it's fucking fantastic took me 0.99

01:12:34.060 took me six years of this bullshit before i was like wait a second i don't give a fuck took you 1.00

01:12:39.720 how long how long six years i don't give a fuck about anyone except the people that give a fuck 1.00

01:12:45.060 about me anything else is like nah stop like i don't know sponsors fans friends family cops 0.96

01:12:53.760 Police

01:12:54.640 Yeah of course

01:12:55.300 Those are the three

01:12:56.140 So okay

01:12:57.100 So fans

01:12:57.680 Friends and family

01:12:58.480 Like put them all

01:12:59.040 In the same bucket

01:12:59.540 Sponsors

01:13:00.380 For me

01:13:01.860 Dick pills

01:13:02.820 I'll just 0.97

01:13:03.140 Yeah right

01:13:03.460 I'll just go back

01:13:04.160 On what I said

01:13:04.760 And this is

01:13:05.500 This is a powerful statement

01:13:06.520 Help me get through 0.99

01:13:07.200 The Tokyo shit 0.99

01:13:07.940 Why 1.00

01:13:08.480 Would I let

01:13:09.540 A group of strangers

01:13:11.220 Belittle me

01:13:12.500 And tell me

01:13:13.560 Who they think

01:13:15.320 I am

01:13:16.120 I don't know you

01:13:19.000 I'm not even sure

01:13:21.160 I respect you

01:13:21.920 I'm sure you have

01:13:23.180 An opinion 0.60

01:13:23.600 it's probably shitty and if it's not maybe maybe i'll listen to it and try to take some feedback

01:13:29.120 from it but like in general like there's not a lot of uh positivity or goodness or even constructive

01:13:37.320 criticism that's taking place on the internet it's just attack attack attack and uh the noise

01:13:42.140 just became too much and i think the younger generation is actually going to get better at

01:13:46.540 filtering filtering off to a good start oh oh filtering it out filtering it out no but i mean

01:13:51.340 The output is no better

01:13:54.080 Right now

01:13:54.960 The output is no better 0.97

01:13:56.560 Because now it's even brainless 0.87

01:13:59.440 It's just

01:14:00.540 It's automated

01:14:01.640 Like now it's L

01:14:03.420 L plus ratio

01:14:04.780 Like it's not even 0.96

01:14:05.780 They have been habitually programmed

01:14:09.680 It's a letter

01:14:10.480 But listen

01:14:11.780 It's a letter

01:14:12.800 But want to know what that

01:14:14.600 It's similarly to the giving head instead of polluting

01:14:18.420 Do you want to know what that

01:14:20.260 letter means it means their lack of ability to provide positive input okay so even though it's

01:14:28.300 just a letter the the the non-infusion of positive input is palpable we just had this conversation 0.99

01:14:36.800 in the car ride before this podcast a lot of these people who are saying mean shit 0.96

01:14:41.740 truly miserable no have nothing better to do yeah nothing no which i'm not even mad at bro 0.83

01:14:49.600 life's boring for the most part that's why that's why we come into play that's why people are

01:14:52.740 listening to this life's boring we just provide entertainment something people just want to be

01:14:56.180 entertained one of the most important facets of life entertainment the entertainment vertical 0.99

01:14:59.960 people this shit sucks for the most part life is very hard if you've managed to get a home and 0.96

01:15:05.720 figure out a routine and you can eat and drink and you have family and people that love you can 1.00

01:15:09.480 spend quality time with people like life can be good but for the most part this it's hard life is

01:15:14.760 a struggle so that's what we're here to do it like kind of alleviate some of that and a lot of these 0.88

01:15:19.200 people who are saying mean shit really don't have anything better to do and that might not be their 0.95

01:15:22.800 fault um you know maybe it is their fault that they lead with negativity but bro you can't be 0.97

01:15:29.040 mad at it like like lead for you lead with empathy empathy someone start comments l

01:15:33.580 someone comments l like why do you care oh no no i'm go get a hobby fan go collect media rights

01:15:41.580 like i'm sorry i'm trying to tie it back to addison and charlie i'm i'm a lot closer to where

01:15:48.020 You are than I was

01:15:49.680 Six months ago 0.99

01:15:50.560 I don't give a fuck 0.98

01:15:52.720 I really literally 0.99

01:15:54.480 No I know you don't

01:15:55.240 I know you don't

01:15:56.040 I used to say it

01:15:57.280 I've seen the switch

01:15:57.580 Thank you okay

01:15:58.400 I'm just making sure

01:15:58.920 But they

01:16:01.200 These kids though

01:16:02.260 I've said this before

01:16:02.960 It's hard

01:16:03.380 It's hard

01:16:03.980 So I mean bro

01:16:04.960 You gotta know what life

01:16:06.600 Think about what life is like

01:16:08.180 After being ratioed

01:16:09.900 Do you know how hard it is to get alone?

01:16:12.660 Do you know how hard it is to get alone?

01:16:14.500 After you get ratioed on Twitter?

01:16:16.240 How hard?

01:16:16.860 It's exactly the same

01:16:19.180 Nothing happens 0.98

01:16:19.940 What the fuck is a ratio? 0.97

01:16:21.500 What if they actually were looking 0.99

01:16:22.560 They're like

01:16:22.820 Yeah we were looking through your banking

01:16:24.420 And that's great

01:16:25.520 But when you posted this picture

01:16:27.920 Did you notice that the comma here

01:16:29.680 I don't think you could live with us

01:16:32.240 Sir you have the 830 credit score

01:16:34.380 That's great

01:16:35.140 You've provided your pay stubs

01:16:36.620 For the last six years

01:16:37.500 Congratulations on your promotion at GE

01:16:39.380 We're really happy for you

01:16:40.520 401k looks healthy

01:16:42.000 You're applying for a $185,000 loan

01:16:44.580 To purchase an apartment

01:16:45.500 Great idea

01:16:46.340 Always going to be in need for people of lower income.

01:16:48.880 It's a great investment property.

01:16:53.420 I just got to talk to you about this one thing here we saw on Twitter.

01:16:56.520 What?

01:16:57.540 What is it?

01:16:58.860 You tweeted.

01:17:00.400 What did I tweet?

01:17:01.140 Chocolate milk was your favorite beverage, which, by the way, we agree with completely.

01:17:04.260 It's good.

01:17:04.580 You didn't put salt in it?

01:17:05.560 Sir, we're not here to argue the basis and substance of the tweet.

01:17:10.260 You were ratioed by a 14-year-old, unfortunately.

01:17:13.540 I delete it?

01:17:14.100 It doesn't matter.

01:17:15.200 Sir, the bank has already seen it.

01:17:16.780 Sir, the decision is fine.

01:17:17.900 Just delete it.

01:17:18.700 Sir, the decision is fine.

01:17:20.040 I'll delete it right now.

01:17:20.760 If I tweet it right now, my engagement is way stronger.

01:17:24.040 We've made our decision.

01:17:25.520 If maybe what we usually tell clients like you,

01:17:27.560 if you can make it through the next three to five years

01:17:29.120 without an L or a ratio,

01:17:30.460 we could probably have you come back in

01:17:32.080 and we could talk about this in the future.

01:17:34.840 And we really do apologize.

01:17:36.320 We appreciate your business. 1.00

01:17:38.040 Fucking losers. 1.00

01:17:39.460 What? 1.00

01:17:40.280 Nothing, nothing.

01:17:40.820 What did you just say, man?

01:17:41.340 No, we appreciate your business.

01:17:42.320 Thank you so much.

01:17:43.040 And that's the harsh reality that is life.

01:17:45.660 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to this episode of Impulsive.

01:17:49.680 Wow, that was fun.

01:17:51.260 That was fun.

01:17:51.800 I love being back here in L.A.

01:17:53.320 Going to Cleveland on Wednesday.

01:17:56.240 I'm kind of tagging along with Jake this week as he does some fight obligations

01:18:00.460 for his fight against Tyron Woodley on Sunday, August 29th,

01:18:04.100 which is taking place in my hometown of Cleveland, 0.94

01:18:06.440 which is literally fucking insane. 0.98

01:18:09.280 It's actually insane. 0.98

01:18:10.400 And we get to bring everything we've built home.

01:18:14.260 And I can't wait to support him and watch him.

01:18:17.040 We'll be there, then back to Puerto Rico, and then we're doing things.

01:18:19.600 I don't even know.

01:18:21.320 I'm a big tag-alonger these next couple weeks.

01:18:24.420 I love that.

01:18:25.180 I love being able to steer.

01:18:26.300 No, it's cool.

01:18:26.800 It's cool.

01:18:27.200 You're a great steer guy.

01:18:29.040 But, yeah, if you guys aren't subscribed, make sure you hit that subscribe button.

01:18:31.500 Aiden Ross coming this Thursday.

01:18:33.380 We love you.

01:18:33.840 Thank you for listening.

01:18:34.440 Take it easy.

01:18:35.180 Bye.

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01:18:42.520 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

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01:18:52.420 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

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01:19:17.260 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.

01:19:19.140 Ooh, I scammed them.

01:19:20.320 What?

01:19:20.800 I could talk to you for an hour.

01:19:22.320 You're a generational yapper, like me.

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01:20:20.860 podcast in the world it's really funny and a good time really yeah yeah i think statistics just came

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