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00:02:12.660 Anything else in Ibiza?

00:02:14.740 Nah.

00:02:16.360 Nothing that we can talk about.

00:02:17.640 None of you guys hooked up with a hook?

00:02:20.160 No.

00:02:20.900 No.

00:02:29.560 this is it yeah the last uh the last impulsive podcast in uh in encino on the set yeah i didn't

00:02:44.740 sell the house yet but um i'm going to yeah the set's being taken down and stripped uh the

00:02:50.920 equipment's going with me to puerto rico this will be probably the last time i'm

00:02:54.420 in the house before it sold to be honest with you and and guess what i don't want to say names but

00:03:00.560 lebron james did just buy the house across the street so the property value of this house just

00:03:05.880 went sing 10 million bucks guys welcome back to impulse to the normal podcast of the world thank

00:03:11.080 you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing yeah it is sad uh you know we've

00:03:15.180 been talking about at the end of an era um but mike and i just got back from spain and we're

00:03:20.740 kind of stationed here for a couple days before i catch a or bum a ride on my friend chase's jet

00:03:26.800 to puerto rico me and quinn are gonna go back um for i think until jake's fight on august 28th

00:03:34.700 29th in cleveland which is gonna be awesome but my my my last 50 days have been absolutely uh

00:03:42.620 horrendous on my body to say the least i've been vocal about it but um i'm so happy it's

00:03:48.460 finally coming to an end bro like is it though besides tonight yeah that's what i was asking

00:03:53.780 because every time i feel like it's coming to an end all of a sudden there's another dinner oh no 0.98

00:03:59.380 i even tried to pry you to mexico tomorrow for even more you're a dirty dog mike dude honestly 0.97

00:04:05.360 these these trips are um they're helping to readjust my serotonin levels because you never 0.97

00:04:12.340 know what to expect you never know what's gonna happen and i feel like every time i'm in los

00:04:16.380 angeles i know exactly like tuesday this is happening but bro we're i don't even know how 0.97

00:04:22.080 much of it we're gonna be able to talk about today but we've seen some shit it's it's crazy 0.66

00:04:26.260 because for the first time ever on one of our trips there's more things that we cannot talk 0.77

00:04:31.700 about publicly than the things we can talk about troubling uh unreal like the i can't even like

00:04:38.620 give a hint to like what we saw and did but um just no you know stuff went down if i ever read

00:04:44.980 a book it's going to be explicit graphic and you hear about these stories that we can't talk about

00:04:51.460 now but we do have some stories from our travels that we could speak about well where do we go

00:04:55.200 first and foremost um hi georgie by the way good to see you striped georgie thanks for having me

00:04:59.700 guys yes sir thanks for having me after the comments on the last episode they love george

00:05:05.020 holy cow thanks for having me back on brother is this is this episodes airing after that one

00:05:10.020 big shoes to fill i guess it's probably gotta have to air after that one since that one already 0.90

00:05:14.220 aired and all well i didn't know because we didn't we have some locked in way yeah wow uh damn i i

00:05:20.460 i'm not gonna lie i got so much love on that yeah yeah i you know what i actually it's so funny i

00:05:25.180 went shopping today and the dude he's like by the way loves you inside man video i was like are you 0.96

00:05:28.900 fucking no are you serious britain's popping bro oh popping on crazy level so many views y'all 0.98

00:05:34.880 between the sideman uh fishing video and the impulsive you guys got like what like 20 15 20 0.98

00:05:40.500 million views the ksi podcast is on its way to number one it'll be number one i i absolutely

00:05:45.740 cannot believe it i knew it was gonna fly we talked about it i did not expect it to go crazy

00:05:49.520 i think it's because the contents within the podcast if i do say so myself are amazing like

00:05:55.660 we we did we had such good conversation and then obviously you crushed it uh with your timing um

00:06:01.940 knowing when to interrupt and and kind of break up the monotony monotony and bring in the jokes

00:06:07.260 and keep the conversation going and like bro people are freaking out about your performance

00:06:11.320 on that podcast i read a comment that made me feel so good about myself and i was just like

00:06:16.360 i have to share this this is so nice uh because i really felt that way when i sat in between you

00:06:22.460 guys dude i was the most stressed i like i was i was like man like everybody's gonna see this and 0.97

00:06:28.520 if i fuck up right now you're an idiot like you can't fuck up and it was the same exact feeling 0.99

00:06:33.680 that I felt when 6ix9ine came 1.00

00:06:35.640 because it was the first time

00:06:36.420 that I was,

00:06:37.400 remember you guys even like,

00:06:38.300 you guys even thinking like,

00:06:39.220 yo, should we have him on?

00:06:40.140 Should we not?

00:06:41.400 So I'm sitting here and I'm like,

00:06:42.600 oh, this is all of London

00:06:43.760 and then this is all of America

00:06:45.440 and I was like, 0.99

00:06:46.100 and I'm right in the fucking middle, 0.99

00:06:47.400 like a Middle Eastern. 0.99

00:06:48.120 So I was like,

00:06:48.780 I don't know what I'm going to do here

00:06:50.380 and I read this comment

00:06:52.420 and he goes,

00:06:54.840 you know,

00:06:55.120 George Janko was like Bruno Mars

00:06:56.560 at the halftime of the Super Bowl.

00:06:58.360 We all came to watch the event

00:07:00.500 but we actually really liked

00:07:01.620 the performance too

00:07:02.380 And I was like 0.99

00:07:03.400 Fuck yeah 1.00

00:07:04.240 What a compliment 1.00

00:07:05.200 I'm short like Bruno

00:07:06.600 And I can dance like Bruno 1.00

00:07:08.040 So I took that shit 1.00

00:07:09.100 But yeah no 1.00

00:07:10.080 It was really exciting

00:07:10.960 And I grew like

00:07:11.540 100,000 followers

00:07:12.500 After that video

00:07:13.040 Oh really?

00:07:14.000 Yeah 1.00

00:07:14.280 Yeah you guys crushed that shit 1.00

00:07:15.580 Which was fucking incredible 1.00

00:07:17.020 Because I was just 0.98

00:07:17.660 On my way to be irrelevant again

00:07:19.280 And then

00:07:19.740 Just right before it happened

00:07:22.040 They were like

00:07:22.420 Oh by the way

00:07:22.800 That George guy's funny

00:07:23.560 And I was like

00:07:24.000 Sick

00:07:24.640 Nice

00:07:25.240 I played an online poker game

00:07:27.400 Yesterday

00:07:28.120 With some of the boys

00:07:29.200 Including Beast and Ninja

00:07:30.880 Ninja cleaned out

00:07:31.580 Ninja won

00:07:31.980 congrats yeah i had to send him twenty thousand dollars it's no problem sounds like a problem

00:07:36.560 well it's a problem because he's the most rich out of all of us i think and then he just cashed

00:07:41.360 out on you guys he took our money no he won fair and square but uh beast was laughing at us because 0.94

00:07:45.620 he's like damn you were collabing with the sidemen and all you guys did was go fishing 0.93

00:07:50.940 he's like i would he goes if you would ask me i would have given you a video that got a hundred 0.98

00:07:55.300 million views like he's he was on like optimizing mode because no matter what i think i did we did

00:08:02.680 in the uk whatever that crossover looked like was gonna go to the moon and uh it was weird that we

00:08:07.600 went fishing i dude come on bro i'm from ohio we got to go fishing i was in my element i was

00:08:13.380 drinking vodka i think that was the first time i was on the boat that was like legal like i wasn't 0.50

00:08:17.300 getting to the country like this was like a very weird thing to me and what the fuck happened how 0.84

00:08:22.640 did we not catch a fish no we did we didn't in the middle i don't know bro but look look look 0.78

00:08:27.040 it's not about fish today it's about your guys's trip to well it could be about my

00:08:30.620 it can't be about my can it i don't know um we uh got to fly in the g5 on the way to spain it's

00:08:43.120 like a quarter million dollar flight um very nice what i just want i just want to i just want to know 1.00

00:08:48.860 Which one of you sucked a dick 1.00

00:08:49.740 And one of you guys 1.00

00:08:50.480 Sucked a dick 1.00

00:08:50.980 One of you sucked a dick 1.00

00:08:52.260 There's no fucking way 1.00

00:08:53.220 It's like looking at 0.98

00:08:53.880 An Instagram girl

00:08:54.720 And she's in Albuza

00:08:55.780 By herself

00:08:56.700 Only posting her meals

00:08:57.900 And the beach 1.00

00:08:58.460 Bitch who are you there with 1.00

00:08:59.600 No 1.00

00:08:59.860 Not one dick was sucked 1.00

00:09:01.600 By me 1.00

00:09:02.080 By the way

00:09:02.700 I just

00:09:03.260 Just

00:09:03.700 Why is he staring

00:09:05.540 At you like that

00:09:06.460 What

00:09:07.000 I didn't even notice

00:09:08.240 I was looking at my notes

00:09:09.320 This was a business

00:09:10.380 Thing 0.95

00:09:11.300 Oh so it's a dick write off 0.96

00:09:12.900 Yeah 0.98

00:09:13.240 Correct

00:09:13.880 Okay

00:09:14.260 We're there to discuss

00:09:15.400 Potential future

00:09:16.660 Upcoming business

00:09:17.460 I've never done business 0.96

00:09:18.580 like that brother yeah what the fuck happened on this trip we arrive at 2 a.m okay and this 0.99

00:09:26.320 this property is like my ranch but on steroids you know the you know the road to get into the 0.99

00:09:32.320 ranch how it's like desolate and you're like oh i'm probably gonna die yeah this road it's like

00:09:36.700 that but longer and bigger and like we didn't know exactly where we were going but we got to

00:09:42.480 this castle which is where we ended up staying that was like built by the romans and or some 0.96

00:09:46.200 shit and everything you can see is opulent perfection like beautiful spanish taste and 0.79

00:09:54.740 the cuisine and the people everything was like set up for us and it was uh truly one of the like 0.99

00:09:59.920 the warmest welcomes we've ever gotten um the second night let's just skip over the first one

00:10:05.800 yeah whoa whoa what happened whoa just one more no just tell me it was was it fun or was it scary

00:10:11.460 just paint a picture a little bit of both just one more piece of warm-up for it when he talks

00:10:15.640 About size 8,000

00:10:17.480 Plus acres okay so we're talking about

00:10:19.600 The largest single owned property in all

00:10:21.580 Of Europe that's a huge thing that you did not

00:10:23.480 Yeah so like there are royals

00:10:25.600 There are people other people in Europe that don't have

00:10:27.420 Property of this size I mean it had

00:10:29.240 Its own restaurants

00:10:31.860 And banquet halls it had bull

00:10:33.540 Fighting arenas wait wait wait he has

00:10:35.560 His own area of entertainment

00:10:37.240 Everything you failed to mention

00:10:39.220 You compared this to your ranch

00:10:41.160 I said on steroids yeah but there's no

00:10:43.340 Entertainment besides GP when he's on acid

00:10:45.320 Thank you

00:10:46.520 Jimmy doesn't do acid

00:10:48.040 Are you sure?

00:10:49.200 No

00:10:49.460 Okay so carry on

00:10:52.260 There's first century Roman cathedrals

00:10:54.680 Every animal you can imagine

00:10:55.980 Lived on this safari of a property

00:10:58.200 Yeah except that

00:10:59.280 You mean the long neck horse?

00:11:01.220 I won the game

00:11:01.700 It's native to Africa

00:11:03.240 So that's the only thing

00:11:04.240 Rams

00:11:05.560 Deers

00:11:06.720 Antelopis

00:11:07.960 Coyotes

00:11:08.940 Boars

00:11:09.480 Antelopis?

00:11:10.600 Well I feel like they're the most annoying one out of all of them

00:11:13.680 No no no

00:11:14.640 They're cool

00:11:15.000 everything there was beautiful and um yeah unless something significant happened the first night

00:11:19.840 that you can talk well we got there we got there the first night at like 3 a.m and and the first

00:11:24.600 thing that i noticed about spain for anybody who's been there before and i i had never been

00:11:27.820 they start very late and so we arrived at the house around 2 30 or 3 a.m and they were like

00:11:34.620 we've been waiting for you and threw a massive party the first night from 3 a.m and by the way

00:11:41.000 like it didn't end at six it keeps going and going and like i wanted to go to sleep at some

00:11:46.540 point and at 9 a.m these guys are still

00:11:48.380 spain madrid madrid mind you fam this property's in the middle of nowhere like i don't know to to

00:11:58.440 get shuttled out there from madrid is like an hour trip correct and and so when you're there

00:12:03.140 you're there you know and and europe in general goes late which we aren't used to but at 9 a.m

00:12:08.220 like the employees at this place are off yeah they just got off serving all night so then they

00:12:14.200 pick up and and one other quick piece note too probably 22 to 25 bedrooms at this place

00:12:20.340 our crew in one wing and then they took the liberty of inviting a ton of girls for the

00:12:29.120 other wings so there's probably 10 bedrooms with very beautiful um nice talk about a wingman

00:12:36.980 Yeah

00:12:37.940 Wow

00:12:38.640 Yeah 1.00

00:12:39.140 Shake my fucking hand 1.00

00:12:40.640 Nice 1.00

00:12:41.100 Yeah no they're not prostitutes

00:12:42.400 No not at all

00:12:42.940 I know what you're thinking

00:12:44.020 But they're not

00:12:44.800 So let me get this straight

00:12:46.180 They're not prostitutes

00:12:47.480 They're not

00:12:47.760 There's a sugar daddy

00:12:48.800 You need to be shuttled an hour and a half to a castle

00:12:51.780 And there's restaurants and bulls flying around

00:12:55.320 But these girls 0.95

00:12:56.440 Not prostitutes

00:12:58.160 They actually weren't

00:12:59.080 They actually weren't

00:12:59.640 That's right

00:13:00.080 No they were just there

00:13:01.320 Just to hang out

00:13:02.860 No 100%

00:13:03.740 Also what happens if you guys got injured

00:13:05.300 Where's the nearest hospital

00:13:06.220 I think he has a hospital on premises 1.00

00:13:07.640 Shut the fuck 1.00

00:13:08.760 Yeah yeah 1.00

00:13:09.100 Because why would you not

00:13:10.520 Why would you not

00:13:11.240 Hundreds of doctors

00:13:12.360 Thousands even

00:13:14.120 Their own orthopedic wing

00:13:16.140 So look

00:13:16.320 Bro the second day

00:13:18.400 He took us to this

00:13:20.780 This bullfighting

00:13:22.540 Ceremony

00:13:23.680 And

00:13:24.480 Just want to say by the way

00:13:25.760 Shame on both of you guys

00:13:26.640 For entertaining that idea

00:13:27.560 I'm just kidding

00:13:28.160 I'm just kidding

00:13:29.180 Well no but

00:13:29.680 How dare you insult

00:13:31.540 And offend

00:13:32.100 Deep rooted Spanish culture 0.98

00:13:34.560 Their culture ends with killing the bulls. 0.84

00:13:37.080 George, I was there.

00:13:38.420 No, they didn't.

00:13:39.760 Georgie, I saw it all.

00:13:41.680 I saw it all.

00:13:43.240 They did it full out.

00:13:44.120 One thing I won't do is deny culture.

00:13:46.080 And when I'm invited to a prestigious ceremony like this in a family where it means a lot to them,

00:13:52.440 I like that experience for me to observe.

00:13:58.640 And so they invited us to the ceremony.

00:14:00.580 I was like, sure.

00:14:01.120 I don't know what to expect.

00:14:02.200 Bro, I see Matador.

00:14:03.300 I'm like ole right

00:14:04.620 They move the carpet

00:14:06.240 And the bull goes

00:14:07.180 The carpet

00:14:07.680 Whatever they're holding

00:14:09.080 And so

00:14:09.920 The one kid there

00:14:11.640 Is like this up and coming

00:14:13.420 Bullfighter

00:14:14.160 Right

00:14:14.440 And these kids are kind of like

00:14:15.720 Kind of like superstars

00:14:17.140 They're the boxers of Spain

00:14:19.660 And

00:14:19.900 Because 0.99

00:14:20.600 Bullfighting is fucking dangerous 1.00

00:14:22.560 Bullshit 1.00

00:14:23.800 Sorry 0.97

00:14:24.220 I'm sorry

00:14:24.720 It is though

00:14:25.900 You know you can

00:14:26.900 You lose your life in a second

00:14:28.260 This kid had his

00:14:29.140 His thigh torn up

00:14:30.980 He showed me the scar

00:14:31.840 Like from his name

00:14:32.540 He's still doing it?

00:14:33.620 At what point?

00:14:34.800 They're insane, bro.

00:14:35.920 So look, this kid, one of the best looking kids I think I've ever seen in my life. 0.51

00:14:39.800 And they told me he was going to.

00:14:41.000 This trip is getting a little sus. 1.00

00:14:42.140 Now I'm starting to realize why they can't talk about shit. 1.00

00:14:44.860 He's like the town bullfighter. 0.99

00:14:47.920 And this particular night, he was a little nervous because the ring was smaller and the

00:14:53.880 bull was bigger.

00:14:55.580 And so before the ceremony started.

00:14:58.560 Sounds like a terrible situation.

00:15:00.040 Yeah, I know.

00:15:00.860 And I'm like 0.99

00:15:01.780 Holy shit dude 0.99

00:15:02.600 Like this kid's actually in danger 0.98

00:15:03.800 And they're like

00:15:04.340 Yeah absolutely

00:15:04.900 I'm like alright

00:15:05.660 Fire

00:15:06.100 Well thank god

00:15:07.020 You have a hospital there

00:15:08.080 I already know

00:15:10.980 What you're about to say

00:15:11.960 Just shut 1.00

00:15:13.040 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:15:14.040 Just saying 1.00

00:15:14.640 Stop interrupting me

00:15:15.800 Okay sorry

00:15:17.200 No for real

00:15:17.780 Just let me say one second

00:15:19.780 I'm trying to drag on

00:15:21.640 The stories that you guys

00:15:22.580 Can talk about

00:15:23.240 It's supposed to be here

00:15:24.660 For an hour

00:15:25.100 You can only talk about

00:15:25.860 Two things

00:15:26.360 So look 1.00

00:15:26.800 This fucking sexy matador 1.00

00:15:28.920 Before he fights this bull 1.00

00:15:30.480 he looks at me

00:15:31.780 there's like

00:15:32.180 there's like a

00:15:32.920 little crowd

00:15:33.740 right

00:15:34.040 and we're all watching

00:15:34.940 from the stands

00:15:35.980 he looks at me

00:15:36.600 and he tells me

00:15:37.640 in Spanish of course

00:15:38.580 he's like

00:15:39.400 yeah bullfight

00:15:39.960 is incredibly dangerous

00:15:40.860 this runs deep

00:15:41.800 in our culture

00:15:42.400 this is how

00:15:43.200 the ceremony goes

00:15:44.400 and he's like

00:15:44.900 making jokes

00:15:45.760 and bro

00:15:46.000 I'm looking at

00:15:46.540 this dude in the face

00:15:47.300 I'm like 1.00

00:15:47.600 fuck 0.99

00:15:48.000 am I falling in love 1.00

00:15:49.060 like bro

00:15:49.780 he single handedly

00:15:51.760 selected me

00:15:52.720 to like tell me this

00:15:53.860 I'm like whatever

00:15:54.480 dude I'm not

00:15:54.900 such tight pants

00:15:56.260 his pants were so tight

00:15:57.600 bro

00:15:58.180 so tight

00:15:59.900 in a pink shirt i could not believe the moves this guy was doing with this bull watching this 0.95

00:16:04.700 in real life is fucking insane this bull is 800 pounds the horns are getting this close to his 0.84

00:16:10.540 leg he's like spinning and stuff and so he's tiring this bull out and eventually he gets to 0.98

00:16:15.140 the point where this dude is kneeling down face to face with this bull face to face with this bull

00:16:22.600 like ah and he looks at me and he like winks and i'm like oh my oh my god he said one time

00:16:29.720 in the in the ceremony he goes hey he misses he goes hey it's harder than mayweather no and i'm

00:16:34.900 like this kid like he chose me that day to want to impress and i was and i was honored um but then

00:16:42.500 the end of the ceremony uh as you may or may not know these ceremonies end with the bull fighter

00:16:50.620 killing the bull that's like the shtick and they they eat the bull for the meat and stuff and

00:16:55.380 this is where it gets a little controversial i don't know how even much this is accepted in spain

00:17:04.560 and i know the the um pro animal organizations pretty much everywhere else in the world they're

00:17:11.740 like definitely against this um but yeah we we watch we watch this dude uh take the bull's life

00:17:17.960 and by the way they're gonna use the bull uh for meat to literally feed their family ladies and

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00:18:01.700 But the way that it was described to us

00:18:04.160 Was these bullfighters are like rock stars

00:18:05.940 Basically

00:18:06.640 And I don't know if that's still the case

00:18:07.800 But at one point they were like the rock stars of Spain

00:18:10.540 Well it's very impressive

00:18:11.780 Like you didn't see it

00:18:12.860 But you know these guys are literally risking their life

00:18:15.340 To entertain

00:18:16.080 But are they though?

00:18:17.860 Because here's why

00:18:19.540 Has anyone ever died on it?

00:18:20.460 Yeah I'm sure

00:18:21.200 Yes, but what I'm saying is this

00:18:22.980 And I talked to one of the guys from our security team

00:18:25.380 About this after we walked out

00:18:26.500 The thing to me

00:18:29.300 That I guess bothers me a little bit

00:18:31.100 Is these bulls are trained

00:18:33.200 From their youth

00:18:35.680 Because they later brought on

00:18:36.880 A smaller bull

00:18:38.160 To run around, a calf I guess

00:18:40.440 To run around and learn

00:18:42.500 What it's like to run through the flag

00:18:44.340 And so they're trained to just continuously

00:18:46.720 Run through this flag, it's very systematic

00:18:48.560 It's not like you're facing some sort of wild

00:18:50.660 beast that and i'm not saying they can't deviate from that strategy but they are very much

00:18:56.780 corralled into the training of running through this flag see i was told quite literally the

00:19:02.060 exact opposite you can only run a bull one time because then they learn i was told the exact what

00:19:07.420 do you mean what do you mean they can only do the ole well i don't know what it's called like

00:19:11.780 they learn to not do it and then they'll charge at you yeah that's where they make mistakes like 0.98

00:19:16.280 these big bulls only do this shit one time because eventually they learn and because bro 0.99

00:19:21.100 i mean i was watching and like i get it like it's a bull but at what point you're like okay 0.99

00:19:26.300 that guy's moving that flag like i'm gonna go for the guy right this is just simple logic right

00:19:34.500 like why can't these bulls understand that yeah no no i get it but yeah they brought the little

00:19:40.920 bull in after and uh my instagram that was uh that was the one i was i was jumping over little 0.99

00:19:46.020 little bulls okay i will say uh i was stoned out of my fucking gourd for that high as a fucking 0.98

00:19:55.080 kite they're like yo you want to do this i was like uh okay and uh i can't believe i did it 0.99

00:20:01.580 doing that high was quite the experience that ig story of you jumping a boy you're a flying split

00:20:08.040 stone out of my gourd yeah but it was an experience uh to say the least and i was uh

00:20:17.360 i was glad i got to witness it you know um again culture fascinates me i'm always trying to just

00:20:23.460 like download um how everyone lives life and celebrates it differently and uh it was it was

00:20:29.500 cool to me although a bit gruesome uh but you know i can handle it it was cool to me um there was

00:20:35.580 there's also this uh the kind of like the mom of this place that was like this very uh she was

00:20:41.940 like the matriarch of the entire kingdom there and when they first told us that they were going

00:20:46.760 to do this this uh bullfighting situation or scenario they were like but we're not gonna we're

00:20:53.140 not gonna kill the bull because we're americans and i think they assumed like okay these guys

00:20:57.300 don't want to see that happen right yeah and so when they first entered the ring we were all

00:21:01.500 sitting in these bleachers all the girls all of us and kind of the family of the person that owns

00:21:06.220 this massive property and um the guy says uh screams out he's like not going to kill the bull

00:21:12.040 right and we all looked and i was just like nah nah nah because you know we're just here to have 1.00

00:21:15.700 a good time or whatever and she stood up she was like you will kill that fucking bull you will kill 1.00

00:21:21.820 that bull like you have for thousands of dollars god dang bro like i was not gonna fucking cross 1.00

00:21:28.640 she was like straight up like on some shit she was serious like they take it very seriously to 1.00

00:21:34.640 his point it is well they eat the meat bro it's what they eat did you guys eat it no that what 1.00

00:21:40.660 you do is you have the week prior's uh kill is what you eat the week of so basically was it good

00:21:46.300 it's cured i don't even think we we didn't even eat it we didn't even eat it we had whatever else

00:21:50.660 but um but yeah i mean to his point it's it is very ceremonial it's very a huge tradition there

00:21:56.120 And so, like, people can have their thoughts on it, their beliefs on it.

00:21:59.460 But I believe the society's beliefs on certain traditions and cultures stop at the border, if that makes sense.

00:22:10.700 Does that make sense?

00:22:11.460 So, like, people's thoughts here in America or in England or whatever on certain aspects of cultures that exist outside of their country don't really affect those traditions and social norms within the country.

00:22:24.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:25.140 Just not something for me

00:22:28.480 I just, I don't know

00:22:29.860 I'm a meat eater, obviously

00:22:31.400 But I guess there's something about it

00:22:33.980 They kept saying that the amount of time

00:22:37.220 That it takes to kill the bull

00:22:40.320 Or for the bull to die

00:22:41.520 Is actually less than those that are in factory farming

00:22:45.400 That sounds like one of them trying to justify

00:22:53.280 because we know what the factory farming kill looks like,

00:22:56.120 and it's a straight shot to the head, one shot death.

00:22:58.980 Is that true, though? 1.00

00:22:59.920 Yeah, and as much shit as comes out about factory farming 0.99

00:23:03.100 and about the slaughter of cattle in America, 0.99

00:23:06.560 I think a lot of it is played up, way played up,

00:23:09.400 and I think the majority of the industry

00:23:11.920 follows specific guidelines

00:23:13.360 and has pretty quick deaths for the animals.

00:23:16.820 I'm not saying there's not horror stories,

00:23:18.380 because there definitely are,

00:23:19.200 but wow, this has really turned into a dark talk. 0.99

00:23:22.300 The only thing I'm thinking about is, like, if this is what you guys can talk about, what in the fuck were you guys doing? 0.98

00:23:27.840 No, you have no idea, fam. 0.99

00:23:28.680 You have no idea. 0.98

00:23:29.460 And it's a damn shame. 0.97

00:23:30.880 But I can tell you one story. 0.96

00:23:32.600 Okay.

00:23:37.340 This is a I fell in love face.

00:23:39.000 Did you find that?

00:23:40.600 You called it, bro.

00:23:42.240 You called it. 1.00

00:23:42.960 Bro, every fucking trip. 1.00

00:23:45.320 Every trip. 1.00

00:23:46.400 It's gotten to a point where it's just.

00:23:47.120 You're like a cheesy Leeson McGuire show, bro.

00:23:49.480 I love her.

00:23:50.080 She's beautiful.

00:23:51.340 What do you call her?

00:23:52.300 Mi esposa

00:23:54.300 Esposa knows my wife. I learned spent well one sentence of Spanish just for this girl

00:24:03.460 Became the battle cry of my trip. Where's my wife? Because at this bullfighting ceremony. I'm sitting there. I look to my left

00:24:11.740 There's a beautiful little mama sita sitting there and I'm like, all right, cool

00:24:15.540 Like I'm gonna go

00:24:17.360 jump this bull for one sec but um i'll catch up with y'all later and there was three of them

00:24:22.220 three uh three girls um from venezuela and later that night i'm feeling good you know uh the the

00:24:29.340 vibes are are flowing the food's good the drinks even better and so i start talking to these girls

00:24:35.480 in venezuela and i realized the one that i am attracted to speaks no english her friends do

00:24:43.160 but this one spoke no english and i'm like okay this is gonna be interesting how do i hit on a

00:24:49.080 girl who does not speak my language now i don't know if in general you've ever uh had to deal

00:24:56.960 with a language barrier but it is one of the most difficult frustrating things in the world

00:25:02.120 but still they speak broken english i'm telling you not a lick of english i got her to say one

00:25:08.500 point in the night when we were both like kind of tipsy i was like kind of trying to get some

00:25:13.080 english out of her and i said how are you and she said fine wow slow down champ between her and the

00:25:21.560 bull rider which one did you go home with so um yeah i ended up having to um communicate with this

00:25:28.840 girl uh with pretty much just our body language and eyes and i would love to be there i know this

00:25:36.700 sounds ridiculous bro but give us an example if she was here right now this camera's her what

00:25:40.520 would you say i don't know because i've heard stories like this about like you know you you

00:25:44.640 have that one friend who's like yeah my mom met my dad i don't know why he's from texas

00:25:48.560 my mom met my dad and my dad didn't speak any english right and so that was this um and

00:25:56.860 occasionally we'd whip out google translate and try to go back and forth but i liken it to this

00:26:01.820 bro what's understood doesn't need to be said like we i don't know for the like we just got

00:26:07.480 each other it's so weird i know how this sounds but she like understood me and i understood her

00:26:14.440 and uh i ended up uh i ended up falling in love and uh finding an esposa everything about

00:26:23.620 this trip went exactly as it always does everything he bro it took within two nights

00:26:31.200 of being there he came up to me and he said the words he has uttered so many so many times

00:26:37.600 i love her i love her that's what he said i said brother 0.98

00:26:43.400 you have said that to me so many i can't even begin to count how many fucking times you've 0.97

00:26:52.160 said that to me now meanwhile i'd scoped my own esposa oh my god now speak english speak a little 0.95

00:27:00.980 bit of english but we had we had looked at uh the girls that were frequenting the pool in the club

00:27:06.180 areas there was this one beautiful one that had this butterfly tattoo on her upper thigh and logan

00:27:12.440 said if you're going for one that's the one i said that because i didn't think he'd be able to do it

00:27:17.180 because it was impossible she's the only sober person at this party not to mention

00:27:20.780 she's been abstinent for a year and a half for 18 months but where there's a will when it comes to

00:27:28.040 me and women there's a way and i'll find it hey you guys are that dude in like high school they're

00:27:32.940 like no dude i swear she's having sex with nobody bro like no yeah by the way we don't know just the 0.98

00:27:38.100 rich guy brought her from like she doesn't even speak a lick of english but she can lick other 0.99

00:27:41.800 things you know what i'm saying like dude i swear she looked me in the eye she said only four guys

00:27:47.200 she ever been with bro four yeah just raised five fingers up no dude this one's her cousin doesn't

00:27:53.040 count she doesn't like to talk about this this girl seems like a really good girl no she was

00:27:56.420 great she was fantastic imagine this bro we talked about wait by the way how did that conversation 0.95

00:28:00.300 even go up like so like you like me she's like yeah but i haven't fucked in one year no no no 0.97

00:28:04.560 it was much more fluid than that yeah and by the way like i actually do believe you're absolutely 0.61

00:28:10.260 right and a lot of times it's not true but i actually do believe her she was a sweetheart

00:28:14.140 we talked about the twilight zone she also made a lot of really dark jokes if you're out there

00:28:18.520 and you're a girl and you make really dark jokes around me like that's like my thing like she was

00:28:22.360 talking about like toaster ovens actually

00:28:24.320 getting dropped in a bathtub. Also, if you're out there and you're a girl and it's

00:28:26.420 dark, like go inside.

00:28:28.460 Use humor. Well, no, because it's dangerous probably.

00:28:34.780 Hey, could you like trick the fuck up? 1.00

00:28:36.740 Could you like not interrupt him please for your shit 1.00

00:28:38.500 joke? Thank you so much, man. No, there's 0.99

00:28:40.400 really no story there. She was just

00:28:41.900 a really stupid... I'll tell you what the story is. 1.00

00:28:44.140 Imagine you haven't had sex in a

00:28:46.320 year and a half. You're sober.

00:28:48.600 No drugs. You got a

00:28:50.300 good head on your shoulders and your life's 1.00

00:28:52.200 making it way it's way up don't say and you have sex with a drug addict that's your comeback and 0.97

00:28:59.260 i am in recovery how many times you're gonna say it how many times you're gonna say it 0.94

00:29:06.400 before the narrative changes around me and good-looking women logan i'll change the narrative

00:29:11.400 right now no we've been down this path so many times you are a smart man who's wrote a book

00:29:16.080 is very tall very good looking you're very successful fought a boxer but i hate to break

00:29:20.820 it to you this is what really happened the rich guys like you number one number two come here 1.00

00:29:24.600 look at their instagram okay he fought mayweather he wrote a book about drugs you fuck him you lick 1.00

00:29:29.080 him okay bull rider guy if he wants to go different way you jump the bull and then jump on him 0.99

00:29:33.860 understood all right get back in the kitchen why is he from the middle east it's the only accent

00:29:38.880 that i know oh these were great girls and he his mia esposa i mean he the way he just it's funny

00:29:45.800 because the way he describes everything is so different than what my situations always look

00:29:50.240 like it's got this very romantic vibe they like look at each other and she says things like like

00:29:56.600 he'll go to sleep and she'll send him a video like four hours later like i miss you i miss you

00:30:03.260 it's romantic and then and then he described their i don't know if this goes in or not but

00:30:07.620 we'll say he described their like love making moment where they like entered this like villa

00:30:13.060 of a room and like somehow by the way there's like candles lit rose petals i don't think any

00:30:17.440 that actually happened but uh she did like that quintessential movie robe drop i couldn't believe 0.53

00:30:23.580 where the silk robe drops off her shoulders and shit like that within well because look we're 0.94

00:30:28.480 standing outside bro and like this was on the second day the first night we we didn't hook up 0.96

00:30:32.540 yeah we're like okay this is we don't want to rush things like straight up we translated that

00:30:37.560 on google translate of course i don't want to rush things straight up what does that translate

00:30:42.020 And so the second night

00:30:44.460 The second night

00:30:45.360 Yeah we walked in

00:30:46.240 It was the famous

00:30:47.060 The famous robe drop

00:30:48.220 Because we were standing

00:30:48.960 On the terrace

00:30:49.460 And all of a sudden

00:30:51.220 I look at my Google Translate

00:30:52.940 And there's a message

00:30:53.620 That says

00:30:54.240 I want to make love to you

00:30:56.300 So badly

00:30:57.540 And I'm like

00:30:58.260 I'm like

00:30:59.100 I'm like

00:30:59.580 And then Logan's in the bedroom

00:31:00.980 Like come on

00:31:01.640 Come on

00:31:01.900 Get in the bedroom

00:31:03.440 Get in the bedroom

00:31:04.060 He's like

00:31:06.200 He's like

00:31:08.580 Come on

00:31:09.100 He's like get to it

00:31:10.480 Come on

00:31:10.840 No no no

00:31:11.240 No, she initiated, which is awesome.

00:31:13.660 Also, a girl who can really grab the bull by the horns.

00:31:16.800 No pun intended.

00:31:17.660 So you're telling me this virgin girl?

00:31:20.860 No, no, no, that was mine.

00:31:22.220 She's the one that started it?

00:31:23.760 First off, neither were virgins.

00:31:25.160 Second off, that was his.

00:31:27.980 So then I'm like, it's like 2 a.m., right?

00:31:30.280 The night has still six hours left.

00:31:31.620 I'm like, oh, cool.

00:31:32.900 Like, that's awesome, right?

00:31:33.920 I'd like to do that as well.

00:31:35.560 And then she points at the, she's like. 1.00

00:31:38.280 And I'm like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:31:39.800 Like, right now? 1.00

00:31:40.600 Okay, sure.

00:31:41.460 What did she point at?

00:31:42.540 Just like, she went, like, now.

00:31:44.480 Like, now.

00:31:44.940 I want to make love you now.

00:31:46.180 And I'm like, all right, all right, sure.

00:31:47.840 And so, like, I just, like, I don't know.

00:31:50.320 The straightforward, candid nature of this woman is something I, like, was so attractive to me.

00:31:56.020 Like, obviously, anytime you have a man or a woman who's confident in what they do and what they say, it's incredibly attractive.

00:32:03.820 And I was, this was unfamiliar, man.

00:32:05.740 I think it's another part of their culture.

00:32:07.500 I think it has to be.

00:32:08.660 The Spanish are very passionate people.

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00:33:13.560 blue chew for sponsoring this very podcast back to the show and and like i don't know how much

00:33:18.780 further we're going with like sex and stuff but it spilled over into the business that we were

00:33:22.860 there to do as well once again we'll just say it and see what happens but after three days of

00:33:30.460 dining off the fat of the land spending our time with beautiful spanish women by the way also we

00:33:36.560 We won't even get into this floating down a lazy river that exists.

00:33:40.460 Well, that's your thing.

00:33:41.640 I know.

00:33:42.000 Why aren't you talking about it?

00:33:42.980 This dude pulled out all stops to make sure that everything that we,

00:33:45.520 because I don't have to.

00:33:46.340 Everything was taken care of, man.

00:33:47.420 This is not my show, as you guys have learned about me.

00:33:49.800 I don't like to sabotage things.

00:33:53.020 Very impressed, working on yourself.

00:33:54.360 Very proud of you.

00:33:54.740 You like that?

00:33:55.220 You can watch on the night shift.

00:33:56.320 There's a plug.

00:33:57.620 We were primed, man.

00:33:58.460 We were buttered up.

00:33:59.080 So we were buttered up.

00:34:01.760 He had eaten so much.

00:34:02.600 We had eaten so much meat and just.

00:34:04.280 Fine meats.

00:34:04.860 And had so much meat of ours eaten

00:34:07.000 If I hear you guys talking about meat one more time

00:34:09.020 Just get to the point

00:34:10.620 What did the dude do?

00:34:11.500 So we get into the business segment of the evening

00:34:13.980 And the plan is laid before us

00:34:17.000 And it basically ends up being something along the lines of

00:34:19.480 If you agree to this deal

00:34:22.400 You shall never want

00:34:24.480 For nothing ever again

00:34:26.100 Your life

00:34:27.980 Your life and the life

00:34:30.180 Your families will be

00:34:31.580 Grand forever

00:34:33.460 You're set for life

00:34:34.620 Set for life 1.00

00:34:35.280 Oh this dude dead ass 1.00

00:34:36.460 Looked you guys in your eyes 1.00

00:34:37.480 And said you're set for life

00:34:38.580 Oh yes 1.00

00:34:39.080 What the fuck was it 0.99

00:34:40.140 Okay here's the problem 0.99

00:34:41.300 There's no deal points

00:34:43.700 There's no

00:34:44.500 There's no like

00:34:45.540 Yo these are the deliverables

00:34:46.680 Here's what you guys are getting paid

00:34:48.000 It was very Spanish in nature

00:34:50.780 And

00:34:51.380 Which is basically like

00:34:52.720 Yo 1.00

00:34:52.940 I fuck with you guys 1.00

00:34:54.340 If you fuck with me 1.00

00:34:55.360 Let's make money 1.00

00:34:56.700 So he looked at me

00:34:58.640 After laying out this plan

00:35:00.700 And he said

00:35:01.800 Mike

00:35:02.860 Are you in?

00:35:04.620 And I said

00:35:05.560 And he looked at Tav

00:35:08.740 And he said

00:35:09.640 Tav

00:35:10.280 Are you in?

00:35:12.100 And Tav said 1.00

00:35:12.680 Yeah fuck that shit 1.00

00:35:14.000 I'm in right now 1.00

00:35:14.600 Quit everything I do in LA

00:35:16.300 I'm in

00:35:16.680 What a ride or die huh?

00:35:18.820 Yeah

00:35:19.080 This guy's like 1.00

00:35:20.320 Fuck face clamor 1.00

00:35:21.360 Where are you? 1.00

00:35:22.300 Illegal lawsuit 1.00

00:35:23.120 I'm jumping shit 0.99

00:35:23.960 Hey Mike how did you do it? 0.96

00:35:25.480 So Logan left

00:35:26.600 And then you just jumped

00:35:27.400 Onto the other boat

00:35:28.220 Alright we'll do it right now

00:35:29.380 And then he looked at Logan

00:35:30.660 He said Logan

00:35:31.580 I've spent my time with you

00:35:33.520 You've met the women

00:35:34.360 why is he whispering because it's serious do i have your full and utmost agreeance

00:35:40.120 that we will do business and are you in and logan said nah i'm not i'm really i'm really not i'm

00:35:50.840 purely undecided and it was just like the room was like this everybody looked at each other like

00:35:56.400 this like alarm starting the spanish military came out bro tav and i looked at each other and

00:36:05.000 the duo like this duo the duo like this he went like this like in his facial expression he said

00:36:12.360 i have never i have never you're coming to my home but he didn't say that he said he said

00:36:20.100 shook our hands and walked out and i said wow wait he never said anything to you no he did

00:36:26.300 after but in that moment it was it was he was pissed no he wasn't pissed i think he just i

00:36:31.060 think he just was expecting uh so so i went into business mode i should say this as well

00:36:35.140 i went into business mode after logan said no and i said sir you know no disrespect we we are

00:36:40.080 so appreciative of of the loving and um and hospitality that you've showed us uh the way

00:36:45.940 we do things in america is much more i said it's we're more deal driven individuals we like to

00:36:51.160 understand very specifically what exactly we're getting into and what the output looks like for

00:36:54.780 us and uh he understood it but let me tell you this brother and a final note and a movement

00:37:02.680 into the next leg of the journey we flew to spain from miami on a g5 executive jet it is

00:37:11.280 one of the nicest jets on the planet we flew from madrid to ibiza in a toboggan it was a

00:37:19.020 With a fucking pine car derby car that flew off one of the jumps on the track, grew wings, and we were on it. 0.99

00:37:28.700 Stuffed in like a fucking taco. 1.00

00:37:31.680 This close to the ground. 1.00

00:37:32.160 With a security guard that was.

00:37:33.640 Stop it. 0.98

00:37:35.060 Bro, this is the smallest fucking rickety jet I've ever been on in my life. 1.00

00:37:39.760 And here I am complaining about being on a private jet, which makes me a fucking bitch. 0.99

00:37:45.340 But I will say. 0.99

00:37:46.940 So basically he pulled the cards.

00:37:48.460 He said, he said like this, you're not sure.

00:37:53.280 Okay.

00:37:56.640 Be not sure on a hovercraft.

00:38:01.680 Be not sure on a flying burrito.

00:38:03.540 We were supposed to leave in the G5, you know, with him and go to a pizza, get the yacht, go crazy.

00:38:11.160 And I think he was just a little bummed out.

00:38:14.160 You know what it felt like?

00:38:14.880 it felt like remember when you were kids and you'd like go out with your homies and that you were

00:38:18.480 best friends and you all like stand around in a circle and like look each other and be like no

00:38:22.280 matter what happens brothers forever yeah and everybody would go like that that's what it felt

00:38:27.420 like which by the way i'm down for because i'm like i'm older man and like i see what this 0.97

00:38:32.220 motherfucker's capable of so like i'm down for it he was just like yo are you down to take over 0.98

00:38:36.640 the world i was like wait we're taking over the world hell yeah bro but then when i saw my homie 1.00

00:38:40.400 was like on the fence about it i was like shit like we got to fix this up now just top just lives 0.97

00:38:45.500 at that house he left dude he's gone is he still there no he's not oh my god just imagine top is 0.97

00:38:51.260 like just sitting there speaking no english anybody um so we went to ibiza that's a pretty

00:38:57.360 crazy is it still going oh that's just the first three days brother wow but and also that's in a

00:39:03.640 nutshell that's like some of the stuff that we can't talk about then we went to ibiza on a flying

00:39:07.280 toboggan landed in in the island of of ibiza which i i have to say by the way i like sitting

00:39:13.480 like this it makes me feel more relaxed and comfortable yeah couch vibes um we went to ibiza

00:39:18.540 and i just want to say really quickly my whole life i was trained to believe that bora bora and

00:39:23.860 some of these other places were untouchable in some of those beautiful places on earth which

00:39:26.820 they are ibiza the island of ibiza and um even more so the island of forment formentera yeah

00:39:32.780 is that how you pronounce it i think so we're probably some of the most beautiful places i've

00:39:35.820 ever seen in my entire life clear water from five feet you could see directly to the bottom

00:39:40.680 caves that you could explore um just a really really cool vibe of uh hyper affluent individuals

00:39:48.320 gathered together to have a good time and prostitutes yes so we should i think we can

00:39:54.520 get right into that mahi mahi wait are you guys being serious everyone everyone every that's the 0.97

00:40:02.720 problem George single person in the visa including myself was a prostitute let me explain this to

00:40:09.500 you George I'm very confused on George let me explain this we went to a restaurant called

00:40:14.480 Cipriani we sat there with some of our friends from Spain eating more meat and cheese we look

00:40:23.000 around and Logan had identified a couple very very pretty girls granted not for me because of

00:40:29.900 Mia Sposa

00:40:30.600 But

00:40:31.240 We were with a group of guys

00:40:31.980 Was she still on this trip with you?

00:40:33.120 No

00:40:33.280 She was back in Madrid

00:40:34.140 Just waiting for Logan

00:40:35.360 We left her in Spain

00:40:36.220 So these were 20s George

00:40:38.240 I'm working on getting her passport

00:40:39.280 She's coming to Puerto Rico

00:40:40.160 Mia Sposa

00:40:42.200 Don't dance though

00:40:43.380 20s George

00:40:44.880 20 out of 10

00:40:45.680 Okay

00:40:46.180 Wait I'm sorry what?

00:40:47.780 Yeah they're 20s

00:40:48.540 These two girls are very pretty

00:40:49.300 Stunning

00:40:49.540 20 out of 10?

00:40:50.620 Yep

00:40:50.780 Every girl

00:40:51.740 Wait wait wait wait

00:40:52.280 Stop

00:40:52.680 20 out of 10

00:40:53.600 And you chose the girl

00:40:54.400 That doesn't speak a lick of English

00:40:55.560 No brother

00:40:55.960 It's a different island

00:40:56.660 Come on George

00:40:57.660 So I'm saying

00:40:58.060 Why are you not

00:40:58.500 Same country

00:40:59.180 Different island

00:40:59.640 the hell's going on here

00:41:01.380 I'm very confused

00:41:03.220 so we travel

00:41:04.580 no I get it

00:41:05.160 but why didn't you go

00:41:05.860 after the 20 out of 10s

00:41:06.920 because you really were

00:41:07.640 obsessed with that one girl

00:41:08.360 no no no

00:41:09.080 our group did

00:41:10.500 our group did

00:41:11.080 our group did

00:41:11.880 he didn't

00:41:13.280 oh gotcha gotcha

00:41:13.920 gotcha 1.00

00:41:14.200 the fuck is wrong with you 1.00

00:41:16.100 alright so 1.00

00:41:16.700 so listen

00:41:17.540 so everybody

00:41:18.780 I'm sorry

00:41:19.120 everybody

00:41:19.560 we're in this place

00:41:20.120 called Cipriani

00:41:20.680 this is a very

00:41:21.400 like spoken about

00:41:23.340 spot in Ibiza

00:41:24.480 and everybody that

00:41:25.340 like runs these 0.99

00:41:26.000 like super slutty snake 1.00

00:41:27.980 shout out super slutty snake 0.99

00:41:29.100 um they're always talking about this place and shot guy gotta buy the dip so i can go to chip 0.98

00:41:33.940 yep right so we're at this place called chipriani and there are women everywhere many of them with

00:41:39.420 one man at the table one man five women one man eight women strange there's so many women at these

00:41:48.520 odd right so we have our dinner and we're hanging out and the vibe is going way up on this night

00:41:54.120 It's our first night in Ibiza.

00:41:55.560 And we started looking around.

00:41:56.760 We're like, wow, that's impressive.

00:41:58.760 Wow, that's impressive.

00:42:00.260 Which table are we going to go to to talk to to try to get girls to come back and like a party and people that come back to party at the hotel?

00:42:05.960 You know what the answer is, George? 0.99

00:42:07.200 Every single fucking one of them. 0.99

00:42:10.320 Every single girl in that restaurant left the table that they were at to come back to our double penthouse hotel in Ibiza. 1.00

00:42:18.120 So we go back with about 60 people, 60 people.

00:42:22.640 How'd you fit them all in this Uber?

00:42:24.120 we walked one uber right called feet called our feet it was a flying toboggan we go to this hotel

00:42:31.780 to the to this double penthouse logan and another associate of the trip and uh we asked that person

00:42:38.260 yeah we're all just partying hanging out listening to music you know everybody's enjoying their

00:42:42.180 spirits having a good time and we asked that person hey man what's the deal with these girls

00:42:48.500 like they're like what's their deal like they're from all different countries like how did they

00:42:51.900 get here who are they with and he was like they're all mahi mahi they're all mine mahi mahi

00:42:59.240 a code word that he had been throwing around for working women and we said to ourselves and to each

00:43:06.720 other that's not possible there's no way these girls are like multi-million follower hot brazil

00:43:15.480 like smoke shows dog smoke shows like like like when we saw the two at that table that was wifey

00:43:22.360 getting you a green card you're coming back to america and we're setting up a family on first

00:43:27.200 sight dog oh question for you guys did these girls have an instagram presence we don't know

00:43:31.860 so which is odd because normally that you'd get into that conversation but we didn't we didn't do

00:43:35.200 that so i asked because no i heard about this actually bro like i heard no no no this conversation

00:43:41.880 We're kind of being facetious

00:43:43.000 And beating around the bush

00:43:43.720 Joking completely

00:43:44.540 Completely

00:43:45.500 But

00:43:46.000 Yeah

00:43:46.900 No so I heard this

00:43:48.520 And I'm not gonna mention names

00:43:50.340 Obviously out of respect

00:43:51.260 But there was a

00:43:51.960 It was a good friend of mine

00:43:52.960 Which you guys know

00:43:53.660 I'll mention after the podcast

00:43:54.860 He had a girlfriend

00:43:55.800 And she like got guilty

00:43:58.180 And like exposed herself

00:43:59.720 And her friends

00:44:00.500 And they're really big

00:44:01.580 On Instagram

00:44:01.960 Yo George

00:44:02.300 We know

00:44:03.080 Yeah we know now

00:44:03.780 That's the takeaway

00:44:04.400 We know now

00:44:05.320 So I asked the question

00:44:07.200 I said yo

00:44:07.760 Which like

00:44:08.920 Just by the way

00:44:09.860 Once again like you said

00:44:10.680 Out of just curiosity

00:44:11.520 I seen halfway joking which one of these girls is here like working and his answer all of them

00:44:18.880 every single girl I said brother that's not possible there's no way there's no way these

00:44:24.660 are stunning stunning women I said I said that's not possible so I said I said those two over there

00:44:33.320 it's not possible me and Logan been looking saying yo these girls are absolutely stunning

00:44:38.080 He walks over

00:44:39.840 Has a conversation

00:44:41.620 Comes back

00:44:42.240 Five minutes later

00:44:43.340 Fifteen hundred 1.00

00:44:44.720 I said what the fuck 0.99

00:44:48.360 Did you just say to me 1.00

00:44:49.260 Fifteen hundred

00:44:50.240 And a flight to Vienna after 0.99

00:44:52.580 I said what the fuck 1.00

00:44:55.240 Did you just say 1.00

00:44:56.020 How is that fucking possible bro 0.99

00:44:58.040 How is that 0.99

00:44:59.160 And of course we didn't pay it

00:45:00.660 Of course we

00:45:01.320 Don't do that

00:45:02.660 But like

00:45:03.020 Just have a bunch of IOUs

00:45:04.120 It's just

00:45:05.800 Yeah

00:45:06.220 Nah you can't

00:45:07.500 But we were stunned

00:45:08.780 at how true his statement was

00:45:11.040 and we later found out

00:45:12.680 even like some people

00:45:13.520 who are like very well known

00:45:15.860 have a price.

00:45:17.640 Very well known, George.

00:45:18.760 Have a price, George.

00:45:19.580 Very well known.

00:45:19.680 You guys want to hear

00:45:20.360 the story that I heard?

00:45:21.600 Yeah.

00:45:22.060 So the reason why she confessed

00:45:25.080 and mind you,

00:45:27.300 none of this is proven by me.

00:45:28.840 I haven't seen, I've ever heard.

00:45:30.320 But like, bro,

00:45:31.580 he came to my house crying 1.00

00:45:33.000 telling me this shit, dude. 1.00

00:45:34.160 Like, so like that shit, 1.00

00:45:35.300 it hit hard. 1.00

00:45:35.820 But basically what I heard,

00:45:37.500 One of her friends, I'll just get to that part.

00:45:40.260 She went to a certain area in the world

00:45:42.600 and did some things for cash

00:45:45.460 that she's probably not proud of,

00:45:47.720 nor would her parents be proud of.

00:45:49.700 And I don't know if she was absent-minded

00:45:51.440 or maybe she didn't really know

00:45:52.640 about the border transaction.

00:45:53.900 You can't bring cash.

00:45:55.640 Oh, yeah, 10K.

00:45:56.860 So she had $150,000.

00:45:59.440 Well, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:46:00.240 Who the fuck was it, dude? 0.99

00:46:01.700 Fergie? 1.00

00:46:02.680 $150,000. 1.00

00:46:04.620 Fucking Fergie, Madonna? 0.99

00:46:06.460 A few jobs that she did. 1.00

00:46:10.720 Just say the name right now.

00:46:11.960 I'm not saying it.

00:46:12.660 We'll bleep it out.

00:46:14.240 I don't know the girl's name.

00:46:15.500 I know the guy who went through this.

00:46:18.720 Jesus Christ.

00:46:20.140 It wasn't. 0.99

00:46:21.800 Imagine you find out your girl fucks for cash, fam. 0.99

00:46:24.900 Bro, you're beeping his name, right? 0.99

00:46:26.280 Yeah, of course.

00:46:26.700 Oh, my God.

00:46:27.800 Hold on, hold on.

00:46:28.540 Hold on before.

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00:47:41.900 to the program wait wait stop stop for a second before we go any further here no like the same

00:47:48.600 i feel like sex workers in that space are just as acceptable and as accepted as sex workers in

00:47:54.540 the space that we generally talk about nowadays well it depends who you're sorry sorry sorry

00:47:59.380 I'm not accepting to this

00:48:00.360 Sorry no no no

00:48:00.820 I'm not saying that

00:48:02.060 That's not what I'm saying

00:48:02.840 But what I'm saying is

00:48:03.620 It's

00:48:04.000 I feel like

00:48:05.120 We're just like

00:48:06.880 At this point now

00:48:07.720 Where it's like

00:48:08.420 Talking about this

00:48:10.080 Even would have been taboo

00:48:11.200 Like 10 years ago

00:48:12.460 And now I feel like

00:48:13.160 It's almost

00:48:13.560 Normal

00:48:14.320 And I'm not saying

00:48:16.100 That's a good or bad

00:48:16.880 But I understand

00:48:18.260 Dude I get it

00:48:19.280 Actually like

00:48:19.960 I was just talking about this

00:48:21.620 With Jessica

00:48:22.040 I go yo like

00:48:22.800 Oh they always say 0.98

00:48:23.780 Sex sells 0.87

00:48:24.500 They're solid 0.90

00:48:26.180 They're solid

00:48:27.320 Like dude

00:48:27.700 It is

00:48:28.440 It has gotten

00:48:29.080 so out of control now remember that thing that i called out a long time ago the whole the whole 0.98

00:48:33.560 only fan shit girls are like dming their fans and there's like an agency that like exposed them all 0.96

00:48:38.260 they're like it's all fake now they're doing like legit photoshop on there and changing their 0.99

00:48:43.620 identity so like normal girls that will work at like trader joe's and stuff like that will change

00:48:48.020 their identity and post and do all this so like everybody's doing it now like it is getting to

00:48:53.120 the point where it's like hard to get a pretty girl to have a normal job because she's like why

00:48:57.640 am i gonna respectfully why am i gonna go work for minimum wage i could be making as much as a

00:49:02.440 surgeon staying in my apartment crazy so it's like it's hard to like you can't you can't condemn

00:49:07.360 these girls because like dude it's low-hanging fruit they could just grab it i'm i understand

00:49:12.020 it it's hard to say no it's hard to say no to that especially if you're in a predicament that

00:49:15.920 you need funds to help your family or do stuff so i'm not like coming down on them i'm just saying 0.90

00:49:19.660 like fuck bro you've heard it before like everyone has a price right yeah just never believed it 0.97

00:49:26.260 right i never believed that the price would be like that easy to grab no no no no what's i mean 1.00

00:49:31.480 how much to suck a dick me for you yeah five six dollars yeah all right i got it i got it on me 0.99

00:49:40.820 no but seriously if you were if you were uh into men yeah yeah and and uh a man um who was who was 1.00

00:49:48.660 good looking because a lot of these women will um hand select their clientele right they're

00:49:53.600 It's not like the fee

00:49:54.800 It applies to everyone

00:49:55.640 They're specific with who

00:49:57.440 Yeah

00:49:58.380 There's a

00:49:59.520 There's a

00:50:00.280 Price tag

00:50:01.540 And

00:50:03.140 Money's money man

00:50:05.160 And

00:50:05.820 If it don't make money

00:50:07.040 It don't make sense

00:50:07.720 I said that on the trip

00:50:08.960 Yeah

00:50:09.220 This

00:50:10.240 At what point did you say

00:50:11.840 That

00:50:12.000 I wanted to be there

00:50:12.780 If it doesn't make money

00:50:14.900 It doesn't make sense

00:50:15.680 This was my first time

00:50:20.100 Ever

00:50:20.420 And this is just one aspect of it

00:50:21.920 But I think

00:50:22.420 at least i'll speak for myself i know logan's had some run-ins with it before but this was my first

00:50:26.980 time like really being ingrained in that jet set culture um where this kind of stuff is a normality

00:50:34.880 i mean this is this stuff that we're talking about is so uh every day in that jet set community of

00:50:42.000 ibiza and um mykonos and uh central pay and all of those european areas as well as i'm sure to an

00:50:52.100 extent Dubai which we you know we'll get to in a second but it's just it was it was really wild 0.98

00:50:57.560 to see um that it was as prevalent as as it was and um just strange man just a fucking a strange

00:51:06.660 a strange trip so we got a yacht the next day and hung out no girls on the yacht that day just boys

00:51:12.360 boo yeah Logan slept the entire time he was quite tired this guy's been going real hard George dude

00:51:18.280 Dude

00:51:18.700 I was about to say that

00:51:19.840 You haven't stopped

00:51:20.660 Since the fight

00:51:21.520 I know

00:51:22.060 You have not stopped

00:51:23.420 How is your liver

00:51:24.260 Non-existent

00:51:26.000 It actually evaporated

00:51:27.500 Deteriorated

00:51:28.400 Gone

00:51:28.860 Deatomized

00:51:29.600 Pixelated

00:51:30.240 Alright

00:51:31.540 Vaporized

00:51:32.560 Vaporized

00:51:33.240 It's done

00:51:33.840 When are you done

00:51:35.080 That's what I want to know

00:51:35.800 After tonight

00:51:36.540 After tomorrow

00:51:37.480 Wait what is

00:51:38.280 What's tonight

00:51:38.820 We're going to dinner

00:51:39.980 With a friend

00:51:40.460 We haven't seen in a while

00:51:41.420 Big business

00:51:42.200 Eddie

00:51:42.980 No

00:51:44.000 No

00:51:44.240 Rich

00:51:46.120 Shout out Rich

00:51:46.860 How was he by the way

00:51:48.300 Didn't he get shot

00:51:48.920 He did

00:51:49.400 Is he okay

00:51:49.960 He didn't get shot

00:51:50.720 His boy did

00:51:51.380 We'll find out tonight

00:51:52.320 Oh well just tell him

00:51:53.300 Hopefully it's a one time

00:51:54.240 Hopefully it's a one time thing

00:51:55.560 With the whole shooting

00:51:56.760 And all

00:51:57.300 So then we left

00:52:00.000 Now guess what

00:52:01.700 The trip deteriorated even more

00:52:03.500 Anything else in Ibiza

00:52:06.200 Nah

00:52:07.040 Nothing that we can talk about 0.91

00:52:09.540 None of you guys hooked up with a hooker 0.75

00:52:11.920 No 0.78

00:52:12.520 Oh my god, that's so funny.

00:52:29.040 I don't judge, man.

00:52:30.280 I've never heard two letters evoke such a reaction. 1.00

00:52:35.660 Because no, of course we didn't, you idiot. 1.00

00:52:38.200 Why would anyone do that? 1.00

00:52:39.600 what are we fucking idiots 1.00

00:52:42.660 I can't believe 1.00

00:52:43.540 I can't believe you think I would

00:52:45.200 why would we ever do that

00:52:47.200 yeah just the fact that you would even 0.96

00:52:48.880 fucking say that is disrespectful 0.95

00:52:51.400 I think all the fame's gone to his head 1.00

00:52:53.720 bro

00:52:54.140 a couple nice comments 1.00

00:52:55.780 you start assuming your boys are fucking horn dogs 1.00

00:52:58.340 well I don't know 1.00

00:52:59.660 to me

00:53:00.460 can I be honest with you

00:53:02.340 to me it's like

00:53:03.720 and I might get a lot of shame for this

00:53:06.320 to me

00:53:06.680 what's like

00:53:08.200 i hate what's the difference is that what you're about to say i'm just saying like if a girl's

00:53:12.180 getting paid say a girl has a high number if she's getting paid for one and then the other

00:53:15.520 girl's not to me it's like at least one of them is getting her bills paid oh okay i like that you

00:53:19.800 know what i'm saying like yeah from an outside religious standpoint to me that makes sense like

00:53:23.760 if i was a girl like bro and i said this all the time if i was a girl like and i would never hook

00:53:29.660 up with a uh with a broke guy wait can you explain to me really quick quickly mary magdalene

00:53:34.580 She was a

00:53:35.800 So the testament says

00:53:38.560 Basically she laid

00:53:39.800 With a lot of men

00:53:40.380 And back in the day

00:53:41.080 That wasn't okay

00:53:41.640 But she wasn't a 0.84

00:53:42.520 Woman of the nutty

00:53:44.300 I would have to 0.94

00:53:46.100 I don't want to

00:53:46.560 Speak out of turn

00:53:47.500 But I know that she

00:53:48.740 Just for sure

00:53:49.860 She laid with a lot of men

00:53:51.120 Got it

00:53:51.620 A lot of people

00:53:52.660 Just like laid around with them

00:53:53.660 She just kicked it with them

00:53:54.640 Netflix

00:53:54.920 They were like

00:53:55.620 You know they just laid down

00:53:56.540 And they like talked

00:53:57.140 Got it

00:53:57.740 And did other things

00:53:58.680 But yeah

00:53:59.140 But I love that story actually

00:54:01.260 I'm glad you brought it up

00:54:02.300 So

00:54:02.640 Welcome to Bible

00:54:04.340 A little Bible study version

00:54:05.580 If you have done that

00:54:07.320 Or you

00:54:07.880 Or

00:54:08.420 By any things

00:54:10.320 Did some stuff

00:54:10.980 And maybe you changed

00:54:11.640 Your opinion on it

00:54:12.600 Just know

00:54:13.540 That she did do that

00:54:15.100 And she was the one

00:54:16.100 That saw Jesus

00:54:17.260 When he came back

00:54:17.880 So

00:54:18.160 Redemption

00:54:18.620 Just know that

00:54:19.320 You are loved

00:54:20.560 Regardless of what you've done 1.00

00:54:21.740 Fuck yeah dude 1.00

00:54:23.260 Fire 1.00

00:54:23.740 No that

00:54:25.060 It's a great message

00:54:25.860 So then

00:54:26.520 So then we

00:54:27.120 We finished up in Ibiza

00:54:28.800 Finish up

00:54:30.260 And now we're going to Dubai

00:54:33.360 Now this is 0.96

00:54:34.160 Damn, this is a great trip, guys 0.98

00:54:36.640 Great trip 0.99

00:54:37.440 Once again, hard to summarize

00:54:38.920 I told him already that similar to the Fifth Vital

00:54:42.040 Once we move past the area 0.98

00:54:44.120 Statute of limitations type shit 0.99

00:54:46.600 I might write some of this shit a little more 0.99

00:54:48.580 Like back when maybe some of these people die off 0.99

00:54:50.700 Or change professions or whatever

00:54:52.060 How are you going to outlive them?

00:54:57.100 Anyways

00:54:57.620 So we go to

00:55:01.340 Now we're going to Dubai

00:55:02.540 Now, this is where things get tricky.

00:55:06.980 And hot.

00:55:07.000 And I believe...

00:55:07.920 Hot?

00:55:08.540 So hot.

00:55:08.820 And so hot.

00:55:09.340 Oh, my God.

00:55:10.400 Right now is so hot. 1.00

00:55:12.740 Stupid hot. 1.00

00:55:13.800 What happened? 1.00

00:55:14.400 They sent drones into the clouds to shock the clouds.

00:55:17.920 So it would rain?

00:55:18.660 Bro, they had to do something.

00:55:19.840 What?

00:55:20.380 Bro, that seems like a Dubai thing.

00:55:21.200 Dubai is crazy.

00:55:22.640 You know they build islands?

00:55:23.920 They, like, pull them from the ground?

00:55:24.980 Oh, we know, George.

00:55:25.860 That's sick.

00:55:26.720 We're just living on one.

00:55:27.620 Yeah, we stayed at the Burz Al Arab, the only seven-star hotel in the world.

00:55:31.840 Highest atrium in the world.

00:55:33.580 Absolutely stunning.

00:55:35.040 I didn't stay there the first time I went to Dubai.

00:55:36.640 I'm sorry, did you say seven stars?

00:55:38.080 Yeah, let me clarify really quick.

00:55:40.200 It was given seven stars by a reporter.

00:55:43.040 I told you this.

00:55:43.880 It was given seven stars by a reporter, a journalist who covered it,

00:55:46.580 and said that it basically resembled two stars higher than a five star.

00:55:51.100 There's no six or seven star classification.

00:55:53.280 The highest any hotel can have is five star.

00:55:54.860 And the hotel itself, the Burj, has fought that label.

00:55:59.140 But I understand her sentiment. 0.98

00:56:01.080 It was so fucking opulent, George. 0.98

00:56:03.220 Like, how nice are we talking? 0.99

00:56:04.140 George, as nice as you could imagine.

00:56:06.540 Unimaginable.

00:56:07.080 So, like, okay.

00:56:08.140 Robed servants awaiting your arrival.

00:56:11.000 With dates.

00:56:11.420 Literally, brother.

00:56:12.600 With dates? 0.99

00:56:13.540 There's more prostitutes? 0.99

00:56:14.820 No, no, no. 0.99

00:56:15.200 You want a date?

00:56:15.900 Oh, date.

00:56:16.920 Got you.

00:56:17.280 I thought you were like, the little sugary fruit.

00:56:19.640 The light.

00:56:20.000 Sugar fruit.

00:56:20.460 Yeah.

00:56:20.940 You walk in, there's a little aquarium on both sides.

00:56:24.280 Escalators.

00:56:24.840 Fountains galore.

00:56:25.900 More fountains.

00:56:26.980 Restaurants.

00:56:27.720 Again, an atrium that goes up 200 to 300 feet high.

00:56:31.080 With color-coordinated rainbow.

00:56:33.420 How was the room service?

00:56:35.820 The room service was great.

00:56:38.780 The food?

00:56:39.660 And you know me, dude.

00:56:41.840 The food was...

00:56:43.220 Unfortunately, sorry, Burge.

00:56:44.740 The food was subpar, man.

00:56:45.960 It was.

00:56:46.500 It really was.

00:56:47.320 It's sad.

00:56:48.100 It's a really sad situation.

00:56:49.340 Now, of course, we're ordering pizza in Dubai.

00:56:51.760 The tenders were good.

00:56:53.360 The chicken tenders were pretty top-knock.

00:56:56.620 The pizza and chicken tenders weren't to my liking.

00:56:59.460 No, those were.

00:57:00.980 Why don't you guys get Middle Eastern food?

00:57:02.360 He's right.

00:57:03.060 We should have got the biryani.

00:57:04.200 It's like going to Italy and not having pizza.

00:57:05.940 It's Indian.

00:57:06.360 Was that in the menu?

00:57:07.440 It's all on there.

00:57:08.280 Anyways, we met up with my friend Money Kicks, Rashid.

00:57:11.220 Oh, my God.

00:57:12.060 I know what you're talking about.

00:57:13.660 You told me.

00:57:14.280 Yes. 0.99

00:57:15.020 There's no fucking way you could say that. 0.99

00:57:17.020 I am. 1.00

00:57:17.500 How the fuck do you think you're talking about? 1.00

00:57:17.940 There's no fucking way. 1.00

00:57:19.440 I could beat around bushes. 1.00

00:57:21.840 Even David, the German, said it.

00:57:23.320 Anyways, okay.

00:57:24.160 We met up with Rashid.

00:57:25.140 Yeah, who took care of us.

00:57:26.220 He's like my Middle Eastern little brother.

00:57:28.820 I've known him since he was 15

00:57:30.760 You're my Middle Eastern older brother

00:57:32.660 No, no, it's just funny

00:57:33.680 Because I remember when Mike said that about 1.00

00:57:35.680 You got so butthurt about that shit 1.00

00:57:37.960 You're like, what the 1.00

00:57:39.440 You're like, dude, I've never said this ever in my life

00:57:41.600 Not even one time

00:57:42.360 But yeah, I consider you like my little brother

00:57:44.020 And just

00:57:44.540 No, it means a lot to me, bro

00:57:47.920 And I've known him for so long

00:57:49.820 I remember when I went to Dubai the first time

00:57:51.680 He's boxing, right?

00:57:53.040 This weekend

00:57:53.640 Yeah, yeah

00:57:54.300 Oh, this Friday, actually

00:57:55.340 Good luck, buddy

00:57:56.580 Yeah

00:57:56.880 Money kicks

00:57:57.600 He actually invited me to Dubai.

00:57:59.140 He was a very sweet kid.

00:57:59.860 He's awesome.

00:58:00.540 I gave him some pointers, and I think he's going to take the cake.

00:58:03.400 But first fights are nerve-wracking.

00:58:07.580 Of course.

00:58:07.740 And he's prepared.

00:58:08.800 But when I first went to Dubai, he was 15 years old,

00:58:14.120 and I got invited to some sort of ceremony.

00:58:17.920 He won an award of sorts.

00:58:19.740 I forget which one it was.

00:58:20.640 But when he won, and mind you, this is a very high-end ceremony in Dubai.

00:58:27.600 Everyone's dressed nice.

00:58:28.720 I had to wear a suit and tie.

00:58:30.640 This is proper.

00:58:31.940 And when they call his name, I stood up. 1.00

00:58:34.680 Mind you, fucking dumb American, bro. 1.00

00:58:37.020 When my boys get awards, let's fucking go. 1.00

00:58:41.200 We make a sync thing out of it. 0.99

00:58:43.080 Oh, my God.

00:58:43.760 And so he gets up.

00:58:44.700 He wins the award.

00:58:45.860 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:58:47.380 Russian, you're the fucking man. 1.00

00:58:49.200 I didn't swear. 1.00

00:58:49.960 I'd be like, you're the man.

00:58:50.720 That's my boy.

00:58:51.820 Whatever.

00:58:52.240 And afterwards, he looks at me.

00:58:53.580 He goes, my brother.

00:58:55.160 He goes, you stood up like a man.

00:58:57.080 congratulated me I will never forget that

00:58:59.180 and so like to this day bro he just

00:59:01.320 he takes care of us when we come to Dubai

00:59:03.420 you know he drove us from the airport to the hotel

00:59:05.420 he set us up at the Burj Al Arab

00:59:07.000 everything we needed and

00:59:08.560 we were able to spend some time with him and I can't

00:59:11.460 say what we were

00:59:13.060 doing in Dubai just yet

00:59:15.440 but it will

00:59:17.180 it will

00:59:18.680 it will be one of the

00:59:20.360 it's one of the biggest moves I've ever made in my life

00:59:23.280 if not the biggest

00:59:24.700 wait what?

00:59:25.280 Yeah

00:59:25.680 Oh I know

00:59:26.580 That people will find out about

00:59:28.880 You know what's so funny

00:59:29.580 Cause you said that right now

00:59:31.220 And I thought it was bigger

00:59:31.920 Than the thing that I knew about

00:59:32.960 And I was like 0.96

00:59:33.360 There's no fucking way 0.97

00:59:34.240 I go what are you doing 0.98

00:59:35.320 But it's the same thing

00:59:35.940 It's the same thing

00:59:36.400 I was like okay

00:59:36.980 By the way this kid is

00:59:38.680 Very good to be friends with

00:59:40.880 Like very good

00:59:42.380 Like not only is like

00:59:43.580 A sweet wholesome

00:59:44.420 You don't say

00:59:45.460 Like he's

00:59:46.080 Like Middle Easterns

00:59:47.080 And I can say that

00:59:47.940 They're very welcoming

00:59:48.840 And they're very very nice

00:59:50.760 And good at hosting

00:59:51.640 They're great at hosting 1.00

00:59:53.180 Being hosted by a fucking billionaire 1.00

00:59:56.000 Is on a different level 1.00

00:59:57.560 I will say

00:59:58.280 I know a lot of people 1.00

00:59:59.580 If you suck 1.00

01:00:00.400 I'm not spending time with you 1.00

01:00:01.940 I don't care how many resources you have

01:00:03.380 I don't care how much money you have 0.99

01:00:04.500 I don't give a fuck 0.99

01:00:05.160 Yeah 0.98

01:00:05.440 I genuinely get along with this kid

01:00:07.100 Yeah

01:00:07.380 Somehow

01:00:07.880 Somehow

01:00:08.540 He has maintained a very solid head on his shoulders

01:00:12.400 He's humble

01:00:13.640 He's kind

01:00:14.360 He's welcoming

01:00:15.140 He's caring

01:00:16.500 Even though he has everything

01:00:18.140 Well he's

01:00:18.780 We met his pops

01:00:20.400 And his mom

01:00:21.080 And both very

01:00:22.020 Dude 0.93

01:00:22.580 if i can make one percent of whatever the fuck they've made their whole life i'll be set for 0.97

01:00:27.320 life and for you to have that and just do the way they were so generous and kind it's like of course 0.97

01:00:32.960 you're gonna act like your parents so they did a great job raising them that was my first time in 0.90

01:00:36.840 like an arab country territory whatever the fuck uae is or dubai is i i and i didn't know what to 0.95

01:00:43.920 expect and i think like having grown up in like uh and i don't know maybe this makes me sound like 0.92

01:00:49.200 a dumbass or whatever but having grown up like during the time of uh american versus arab

01:00:54.660 aggression i was like my first time on like the highways with like the big pictures of like the 0.98

01:01:01.420 prints like the murals of the shakes on the wall and like the arab writing and stuff like that

01:01:05.220 it it took me a second to like adjust to the idea that like we were going to be 0.99

01:01:12.480 welcomed in a pleasant manner take that for whatever you want fuck you but well i have been 0.99

01:01:20.080 there before but yeah you so you knew but they the country was extremely welcoming to that point 0.99

01:01:25.280 they loved they loved us i think i think dubai has uh quickly realized the the power of tourism

01:01:33.060 it's a very young place i think they realized very quickly that tourism and and hospitably

01:01:38.680 welcoming uh all kinds races classes uh is is for their benefit anything else in dubai great great

01:01:46.980 dubai great food great hotels the they call it the vegas of the middle east yeah right uh completely

01:01:53.720 lives up to its name we ate at a couple different restaurants uh class we had some great japanese

01:01:58.260 food we went to one oak dubai now now the issue with this trip was that we went to dubai in

01:02:06.160 fucking july yeah nightmare nightmare you've never been to the arab emirates or any of those uh

01:02:12.980 areas out there i i had never experienced heat or atmosphere is that what you mean yeah it's hot 0.99

01:02:19.240 it's yeah it's not a nightmare it's just hot as fuck and we're gringos correct so you walk outside 0.77

01:02:24.840 and your life is ruined immediately by you know what i'm saying it's just impossible uh but no 0.94

01:02:30.860 at one of the at one of the dinners um it's always a dinner did you guys go to this guy's place

01:02:35.140 Salbe no

01:02:35.920 No he wasn't there

01:02:36.900 Oh here we go

01:02:37.720 I'm happy you brought this up

01:02:38.580 Yeah

01:02:39.360 At one of the dinners

01:02:40.640 And it always happens at dinner

01:02:41.820 As we know

01:02:42.460 I was trending on Twitter

01:02:45.680 And it's so crazy 1.00

01:02:47.700 Did you suck another dick again 1.00

01:02:48.580 I don't know bro 1.00

01:02:50.220 I don't know

01:02:50.720 The time I'm the most like

01:02:53.580 Removed from social media

01:02:55.540 Cause I don't post really on stories

01:02:58.660 I don't really post on Instagram

01:03:00.380 I'm barely tweeting

01:03:01.240 Is when I'm randomly

01:03:03.480 I have these random spurts 0.99

01:03:05.680 Trending for fucking I don't know what 0.99

01:03:07.580 What are you trying for 1.00

01:03:08.200 So the video of me

01:03:11.000 Anti-racist

01:03:12.700 Speaking up about racism

01:03:14.360 During the BLM movements

01:03:18.240 Went like

01:03:20.220 Reviral

01:03:21.120 It caught some traction

01:03:22.620 And I was getting

01:03:25.580 Canceled 0.98

01:03:26.760 By white supremacists 0.96

01:03:29.800 I think

01:03:30.380 Or people who

01:03:32.480 Like follow that agenda

01:03:35.300 For not being racist

01:03:38.080 I said there's nothing more

01:03:39.700 2021

01:03:40.900 Than a person of color

01:03:44.280 Candace Owens

01:03:45.320 Calling out a white man

01:03:47.220 For standing up for persons of color

01:03:50.040 Oh she's the one that came after you?

01:03:51.700 Yes

01:03:51.980 Wait is this the girl that did the Harry Styles dress thing?

01:03:55.480 Is this the same girl?

01:03:56.120 I don't know and I'll never talk about the topic ever again

01:03:58.240 Maybe so but I was

01:03:59.700 Blown away

01:04:02.580 Oh, I get that.

01:04:04.140 Blown away.

01:04:05.400 And honestly, like, regardless of her sentiment or thoughts on whether racism truly still exists or whether white people have it easier than people of color.

01:04:19.640 What did she say?

01:04:20.420 What did she say?

01:04:21.660 I'm trying to find the tweet.

01:04:22.780 She'll find the tweet.

01:04:23.600 She might have deleted it, though. 0.62

01:04:24.440 It made me feel so disgusting, dude.

01:04:27.560 like like such a clear play for clout that involved a subject that should never be brought

01:04:35.920 into clout plays like it was just it was here she she tweeted logan loves to challenge people

01:04:40.400 in the boxing ring i like to publicly challenge him to go a few few rounds with me in a political

01:04:44.140 debate at logan paul how about you stop by my show and explain to me how your checks notes

01:04:48.200 more privileged than me because you're white and i'm not and mind you bro those videos from like

01:04:53.460 a year ago um and i'm not sure how it just caught uh any sort of traction right but i

01:05:01.280 i'm perplexed to say the least and i started to entertain this actually

01:05:07.300 um i ended up speaking with her and there may be a future where we sit down and have

01:05:14.000 a civil discourse because i i think uh i think there's some meat on this bone

01:05:19.320 i really do um she's obviously a uh expert when it comes to debate and i'm obviously a 0.98

01:05:27.780 you know fucking idiot for the most part but i think part of my shtick is um i'm i i'm able 0.89

01:05:36.240 to educate myself because uh as much as i joke about it i i i do care about this and i and i do 1.00

01:05:44.460 have a a semi-intelligent brain where i i believe i'd be able to hold my own and in what i just

01:05:50.780 want to be a conversation um it is of her belief that that the uh these issues that many white

01:06:05.040 people or many people claim people of color are up against do not exist it's of her belief that

01:06:11.380 we are at a point where we are equal in in stature oh she believes that yeah which is and i'm sorry

01:06:18.660 if i'm sorry if that's not entirely correct but that's the that's the overall sentiment of her

01:06:23.440 discussion is that it is overstated the uh that that racism still exists in america and has such

01:06:32.500 an adverse effect to people of color you know what's sad to me is how people stir up emotions

01:06:40.260 like this you get what i'm saying like you were trying to do a good thing and for somebody to sit

01:06:46.620 in a hawkeye's view and be like all right i'm gonna spin some issues with this to me it's like

01:06:50.660 i isn't she supposed to be waking up every single day and causing like the world to turn in a good

01:06:55.200 way why do you pick up for clout for clout and views george here's i get that but that's just

01:07:01.200 like do you how could you sleep at night all of this all of this just trends up and blends and 0.97

01:07:06.600 creates um conversation under it like when you go to the replies yeah of just bullshit that's all 0.51

01:07:13.360 that's all all and i've realized that this is this is representative of the majority of conversation

01:07:17.720 that happens on the internet yeah but like if you scroll down to the replies they're all about how

01:07:21.420 logan didn't write it he's reading off of checks notes you see the checks notes thing i think that

01:07:26.540 was her shtick which is annoying i was with him when he wrote it no but i was with you when you

01:07:31.740 No, I already clarified this.

01:07:33.300 It's my first response under the thing. 0.99

01:07:35.180 Fuck, it's not. 1.00

01:07:36.180 It's gone. 1.00

01:07:36.920 No, no, no, no.

01:07:40.040 Did you respond?

01:07:41.040 I responded to my thing.

01:07:42.240 I said, I wrote this on my laptop.

01:07:44.140 I read it on my laptop.

01:07:45.100 This is no different than your favorite news television show reading off a teleprompter.

01:07:49.420 So my question to you once again is, and it's the question that I found myself asking myself.

01:07:58.220 Hold on a second.

01:07:59.120 I just went into a hyper-reality

01:08:00.960 Where I exist multiple times

01:08:02.320 I will be right back

01:08:03.740 The question I ask myself

01:08:05.940 Which is when do you ever respond? 1.00

01:08:10.780 When do you ever respond to this shit? 1.00

01:08:12.760 These fucking people bro 1.00

01:08:15.240 Because Candace Owens 1.00

01:08:17.620 Whether you can admit it or not

01:08:21.640 Is a smart person

01:08:24.320 Sure

01:08:24.960 Sure

01:08:27.940 She definitely is a smart person.

01:08:29.580 And so I guess I'm just curious because, like, I just fucking fundamentally disagree with her.

01:08:35.660 And I think there's, again, I think there's room for a conversation that could maybe lead to some people taking away something that could benefit progression.

01:08:45.640 I told you very specifically not to respond on Twitter.

01:08:48.740 And I even almost did.

01:08:50.300 I shot her a DM instead.

01:08:52.440 It was good.

01:08:53.140 But I just, it's like, is she smart?

01:08:56.460 Yes, she's very smart.

01:08:57.940 That's the thing

01:08:59.480 And so the question always comes down to

01:09:02.440 What are these very smart people

01:09:04.920 Utilizing their

01:09:06.480 Smarts for

01:09:07.520 Who is she working for

01:09:10.480 That's the good question

01:09:11.580 Who do you work for

01:09:13.460 To me and I'm not

01:09:15.520 Again I'm not taking shots

01:09:17.120 This is just me looking at this situation to me

01:09:19.140 It seems that you're more invested in trying to grow followers

01:09:22.000 And clout than you are trying to change the world

01:09:23.780 In your way of bringing

01:09:26.060 Your people

01:09:28.560 Higher

01:09:29.820 If I had a Middle Eastern

01:09:30.920 Representing my people

01:09:32.540 And then I saw him 0.99

01:09:33.720 Doing some shit like this 0.99

01:09:34.600 I'd be like 0.99

01:09:34.900 My mans 1.00

01:09:35.340 We have so much shit 0.99

01:09:36.360 To get going on 0.99

01:09:37.040 So that's

01:09:37.380 That's her thing

01:09:39.360 And that's my issue

01:09:40.400 With her whole

01:09:41.680 Shtick in general

01:09:42.600 Is I feel like she's

01:09:44.000 Unwiring

01:09:46.380 Progress

01:09:47.700 That's the problem

01:09:48.720 That's what I'm getting at

01:09:49.800 That has been made

01:09:50.260 No you just became an op

01:09:51.700 Yeah

01:09:52.420 You're not

01:09:53.520 And you see how she

01:09:54.560 Kind of waited until

01:09:55.640 And she did it on Twitter.

01:09:56.620 Yeah, but you see how she kind of waited.

01:09:58.300 I'm not saying that she didn't – I don't know if she did,

01:10:01.080 but how she kind of waited until this had blown over.

01:10:04.100 Now, this is the problem with the push for equality

01:10:08.180 and for people to have actual equal rights in this country

01:10:11.320 is that when the saturation of news stories

01:10:14.860 and when the dire desperation around George Floyd

01:10:17.820 and around all these things starts to die down,

01:10:20.300 you see people start to push the goal line back.

01:10:22.780 you see people start to say maybe this isn't such a big problem and all of a sudden you start back 0.90

01:10:28.460 right where you fucking started with george floyd again do you understand what i'm saying

01:10:33.460 because the urgency is reduced by this sort of conversation that's why i almost am just like 0.97

01:10:38.640 why even fucking entertain it bro why even why even go and have it it's like it's like

01:10:44.860 i thoroughly believe that the oceans are not filled with water they're filled with milk 0.97

01:10:50.940 Therefore, global warming does not exist

01:10:53.880 Do you want to debate me on it?

01:10:56.180 Do you want to?

01:10:56.980 Yeah, I would

01:10:57.440 You actually want to? 1.00

01:10:59.000 Or do you want to just say, yo, fuck face 1.00

01:11:01.080 Sit down 1.00

01:11:01.840 Let the big boys work

01:11:03.660 Do you understand?

01:11:04.820 It's just a tricky, I don't know 0.95

01:11:05.780 It's a fucking tricky topic, bro 0.96

01:11:07.360 That breaks my heart, man 0.99

01:11:09.860 It really does

01:11:11.000 On this topic, my grandmother called me

01:11:13.860 Yesterday, she's 91

01:11:15.040 Screaming

01:11:17.600 Screaming 1.00

01:11:20.360 The fucking migrants! 1.00

01:11:22.120 They're coming over the border! 1.00

01:11:24.280 The migrants?

01:11:24.940 The migrants!

01:11:26.240 They're coming by the thousands,

01:11:28.040 and Biden's sending them east to New York on planes.

01:11:32.560 Oh, no.

01:11:33.360 The what?

01:11:34.040 The migrants from Mexico.

01:11:36.960 They're coming by the thousands!

01:11:38.940 Like, bro, my grandma's having a stroke in real time.

01:11:42.580 I love her. 1.00

01:11:44.140 The fucking migrants are coming! 1.00

01:11:46.440 They're sending them east! 1.00

01:11:47.460 It's Biden! 0.99

01:11:48.060 i said is this shit still happening i thought this stuff ended i said grandma you're not watching 0.99

01:11:55.460 your cooking shows today what are you watching i'm like all right listen let me let me talk to 0.99

01:12:02.380 you for a sec granny real quick you're 91 years old because because first the first thing i said

01:12:10.040 to her was like listen why do you care because she don't know yeah okay let's work through all

01:12:14.720 this and this goes back to this candace owens thing to a little bit but she said and on top

01:12:18.800 of it california's burning to the ground you gotta get out of there i said grandma i'm driving my

01:12:24.960 ranger over down the highway right now there's people outside drinking smoking having a great

01:12:28.460 time the world is fine yeah taxes are a little high there's a few homeless people here don't

01:12:32.140 get me fucking wrong but i assure you we are not sitting in a pool of lava as the news has

01:12:37.660 implored you to think okay and she's like you gotta go listen to me for a second 0.95

01:12:42.820 what if the news was true what if the migrants were coming by the millions and by the way

01:12:49.640 bringing sicarios with orders to kill one family member per household and your house is up next

01:12:56.820 you have a broken hip you are 91 years old and you don't know the difference between a cooking 1.00

01:13:04.340 show and hannity i'm sorry what the fuck are you saying right now and it dawned on me that 1.00

01:13:09.780 People out there are still doing this 0.98

01:13:12.580 They are still watching the news

01:13:14.940 And screaming at the television 1.00

01:13:16.680 I thought that shit ended 1.00

01:13:18.900 No bro 1.00

01:13:19.660 No

01:13:20.780 She's like why won't you

01:13:24.420 She said to me the following

01:13:25.480 Why won't you just listen to the newsman

01:13:28.800 No Mikey

01:13:30.660 Why won't you

01:13:31.640 This is not an individual incident

01:13:35.160 Isolated

01:13:35.760 Why won't you just listen to the newsman

01:13:39.260 And get out of there

01:13:40.200 It's burning down

01:13:41.600 Cause he has a boss

01:13:42.860 With an agenda

01:13:43.660 And he's reading off

01:13:44.460 A teleprompter

01:13:45.360 That was provided by

01:13:46.500 Oh you should speak

01:13:47.680 About reading

01:13:48.160 A teleprompter

01:13:49.000 That was provided

01:13:50.860 By the sponsors

01:13:51.580 Of the show

01:13:53.200 It's just so

01:13:54.440 It's sad bro

01:13:55.740 And she won't

01:13:56.420 Snap out of it

01:13:57.280 Well

01:13:57.980 You know what

01:13:58.840 Let her be man

01:14:00.140 Not cause she's gonna

01:14:01.260 Have you ever seen

01:14:02.420 An old person's head

01:14:03.640 Explode

01:14:04.060 Once

01:14:04.440 It wasn't pretty

01:14:05.960 That's what I'm saying

01:14:06.920 I'm trying to

01:14:07.720 I'm trying to avoid that

01:14:09.000 What happened on this trip?

01:14:10.880 An old person's head exploded.

01:14:12.700 The trip was over.

01:14:14.080 I don't know, man.

01:14:14.840 I feel like throughout time, everybody's kind of led their people through fear.

01:14:20.540 You know what?

01:14:21.220 I actually debated this with my church, bro.

01:14:23.240 I went head-to-head with my church.

01:14:24.740 I'd pay to see that.

01:14:25.620 Bro, I went head-to-head, and my mom and dad were so mad.

01:14:30.180 Not just my church.

01:14:31.860 They don't do that anymore, by the way.

01:14:33.320 They would change this.

01:14:34.500 But a lot of churches don't.

01:14:36.580 Actually, this is probably a tip.

01:14:37.740 Never mind.

01:14:38.240 I don't want to talk about this.

01:14:38.860 When you just said all that, did you say anything?

01:14:42.080 No, because I realized where it was going, and I know Judd's going to cut it. 1.00

01:14:44.820 So it's like, fuck it. 1.00

01:14:45.680 Don't be so sure about Judd, bro. 1.00

01:14:47.260 I have a question for you.

01:14:48.260 Yeah.

01:14:48.680 Why did Chelsea Handler show up to your house when we were having dinner that one night?

01:14:55.640 I don't know.

01:14:59.200 I don't know where this is going.

01:15:00.460 I also don't think I could talk about that.

01:15:02.980 Because I know where you want to go with this conversation.

01:15:04.920 No, I'm not going anywhere.

01:15:05.260 I know where you want to go with this conversation.

01:15:06.580 No, no, I can't talk about this

01:15:10.620 I can't

01:15:11.260 Just because I don't want to blow that one

01:15:13.800 Alright, got you, got you

01:15:15.040 Sorry, sorry

01:15:16.520 Oh, another good story

01:15:18.160 Ruined by George

01:15:18.980 No, because I know where you're going to go with it

01:15:21.900 No, she was there

01:15:24.580 We were there

01:15:25.600 We can say it in a fun, delightful way

01:15:28.100 Not where you want to go with it

01:15:29.260 No, we had dinner

01:15:29.760 Your parents cooked dinner for us

01:15:31.180 We all had dinner

01:15:31.820 And it was

01:15:32.260 It was one of those things

01:15:34.960 Where you're like, this is crazy

01:15:36.720 Can we start over there?

01:15:37.500 Because, like, no.

01:15:38.840 Very touchy, bro.

01:15:40.000 Like, this kid.

01:15:40.840 Why are you doing that with your fingers? 0.99

01:15:41.820 Those are nipples. 0.98

01:15:43.060 Do that one more time. 0.99

01:15:43.520 Just very touchy.

01:15:44.300 No, no.

01:15:45.580 All I wanted to be able to say in the course of that entire evening was one sentence.

01:15:51.180 Just one sentence.

01:15:52.240 I said it, but I don't think it landed properly.

01:15:54.860 But it was...

01:15:56.240 Chelsea Handler, meet Greg Paul.

01:16:02.760 I was so excited to say that.

01:16:04.640 Just because I think it's so indicative of where we are in our lives

01:16:08.600 Where anything can happen

01:16:10.180 My father was there

01:16:12.260 I introduced you to Greg Paul 0.99

01:16:13.640 And he's just like how the fuck are you doing 1.00

01:16:14.940 Greg Paul is the epitome of the white male 1.00

01:16:18.900 That Chelsea Handler is so vocally against and hates

01:16:22.580 The fact that they were in the same room

01:16:25.540 No everyone knows that

01:16:26.680 She told me

01:16:27.560 One of our conversations 1.00

01:16:28.740 She goes yeah all men are fucking idiots 1.00

01:16:30.780 And I'm like I know we're so dumb 1.00

01:16:32.340 And she's like 0.98

01:16:33.880 She goes especially like

01:16:35.080 The white man

01:16:35.660 You guys are just like 0.96

01:16:36.220 Blah

01:16:36.580 And I go

01:16:37.020 I know

01:16:37.280 Blah

01:16:37.600 I do it all the time

01:16:38.480 We're the worst

01:16:39.340 I hate me 0.56

01:16:40.000 I knew this is where

01:16:40.660 You were going

01:16:41.020 I hate me

01:16:41.560 This is exactly

01:16:42.560 What I said

01:16:43.100 Don't

01:16:43.520 Don't

01:16:44.300 Now I'm gonna have

01:16:45.060 To jump in on this story

01:16:46.000 I FaceTimed Joe Coy

01:16:48.420 When I'm having dinner

01:16:49.900 It's Logan's last night

01:16:50.900 So I was like

01:16:51.280 Oh I'm gonna invite people

01:16:51.980 Over to my house

01:16:52.640 I FaceTimed Joe Coy

01:16:54.120 And he answers

01:16:54.900 With Chelsea Handler 0.99

01:16:55.900 And I shit bricks 1.00

01:16:56.940 Or just shit 0.99

01:16:57.620 I was like 1.00

01:16:57.940 Oh fuck 0.99

01:16:58.460 I don't know what to do here 1.00

01:16:59.180 Cause I don't wanna piss Joe off

01:17:00.820 Joe's like my mentor

01:17:01.540 and stand up

01:17:02.000 and I was like

01:17:02.400 I was like yo

01:17:03.380 you guys wanna come over

01:17:04.240 dude it's Chelsea Handler

01:17:05.580 she has no business

01:17:06.940 hanging out with a 1.00

01:17:07.560 fucking person like me 1.00

01:17:08.540 and she goes 1.00

01:17:09.320 yeah what do you guys

01:17:10.140 you have enough food

01:17:10.680 for all of us

01:17:11.140 and I go

01:17:11.700 yeah

01:17:12.840 and just

01:17:13.380 I was like

01:17:15.060 there's no 0.98

01:17:16.140 fucking way 0.97

01:17:17.500 I just got used 0.99

01:17:19.760 to Joe Coy

01:17:20.380 coming over

01:17:20.860 this girl pulls up

01:17:22.460 and by the way

01:17:23.280 she's turnt 1.00

01:17:24.360 as fuck 1.00

01:17:25.560 she was lit 1.00

01:17:26.060 she brought the 1.00

01:17:27.940 fucking party 1.00

01:17:28.820 I was like 1.00

01:17:29.540 oh this

01:17:29.960 this chick is off 1.00

01:17:31.440 right now i immediately run upstairs gp look at me looks listen shut the fuck up yeah shut the 1.00

01:17:37.920 fuck up my dad all the jokes that you want and i ran to my dad dad shut the fuck up do not say 0.99

01:17:43.320 any jokes as if it's sexist or anything because no one's gonna understand that you're joking please 0.99

01:17:48.140 shut the fuck up my dad goes yeah absolutely i won't say that i go to gp gp please for the love 1.00

01:17:53.480 of god do not for the love of my fucking career do not say anything stupid he goes listen man i'm 1.00

01:17:59.600 was gonna tell you right now you're gonna shut the fuck up and you're not gonna tell me what i'm 1.00

01:18:03.880 gonna say i go gp please bro it's my house it's like he goes no it's your house but it's my mouth 0.99

01:18:08.440 buddy i get to say whatever the fuck i want and then my dad gets stirred up he goes yeah you know 0.99

01:18:14.280 what i'll say whatever the fuck i want i go this is my house all right and this is my fucking rules 1.00

01:18:22.160 if this girl goes i hate all white men guess what you're all doing hating white men 1.00

01:18:26.760 I go because I got to make it 0.99

01:18:30.700 And then when I make it

01:18:32.140 Then we can start talking how we want

01:18:33.620 And he goes well so you're fake 1.00

01:18:34.700 And I go yeah I'm fake as fuck right now 1.00

01:18:36.720 Because I don't know what the fuck is happening 0.99

01:18:38.980 And he goes well I'm going to tell you what 0.99

01:18:40.920 I'm going to say whatever the fuck I want 0.99

01:18:42.980 And if she wants to hear it 0.99

01:18:44.160 I start sweating

01:18:45.500 I go this is it

01:18:47.380 This is the best day of my life

01:18:48.700 And easily going to become the worst night of my life

01:18:50.660 Then I see Logan

01:18:52.080 He's holding a plate

01:18:55.240 Chelsea comes in

01:18:57.460 By the way

01:18:57.920 So charming

01:18:59.000 So nice

01:18:59.900 Gives everybody a hug

01:19:00.780 Logan

01:19:01.620 Hi Chelsea

01:19:02.820 No I didn't say it like

01:19:04.180 Hi

01:19:04.980 I go 0.95

01:19:06.200 Oh no fucking way 0.98

01:19:08.040 I did not say that 0.99

01:19:08.840 Oh my god

01:19:09.680 And she goes

01:19:10.240 Hi Logan

01:19:10.820 He goes

01:19:11.240 How you doing Chelsea

01:19:12.420 No no no

01:19:13.780 And then he starts

01:19:14.580 Pouring himself food

01:19:15.400 And I literally whisper

01:19:16.100 I go 1.00

01:19:16.340 What the fuck 1.00

01:19:17.240 Was that 0.99

01:19:18.060 Stop stop

01:19:18.980 So next to all

01:19:20.100 The Middle Eastern dishes

01:19:21.180 Were some pre-rolls

01:19:23.300 So I got a little

01:19:24.020 Stony bologna

01:19:24.720 I was a little stoned

01:19:25.460 Both of them were turned

01:19:26.280 By the way

01:19:26.680 We were both turned

01:19:27.740 So I'm flipping this plate

01:19:28.760 Like waiting for my turn

01:19:29.600 And she's sitting there

01:19:30.380 And she had introduced herself

01:19:31.380 To everyone

01:19:31.900 Except me yet

01:19:32.940 This was my time

01:19:33.740 I go

01:19:34.120 I'm like

01:19:34.820 Hi Chelsea Handler

01:19:37.240 That's what he thought he said

01:19:39.340 But he sounded like

01:19:40.820 Dang dang

01:19:41.580 I was like 1.00

01:19:43.100 What in the fuck 0.99

01:19:44.380 And by the way 0.99

01:19:45.120 He's my most proud friend

01:19:46.280 Out of all the people

01:19:47.320 I invited over

01:19:48.060 I was excited about this one

01:19:49.480 And then I was like

01:19:50.000 I don't even know

01:19:50.540 Like I share a podcast

01:19:51.780 She goes

01:19:52.220 Hi how are you

01:19:53.280 I go

01:19:53.600 Hi how are you

01:19:56.220 Dude and I'm just pouring my plate 0.99

01:19:58.160 And I'm watching this shit burn 0.99

01:19:59.580 And I'm like oh my god 1.00

01:20:00.880 I fucking blew it 1.00

01:20:01.960 I'm such an idiot 1.00

01:20:03.360 She's right 1.00

01:20:04.020 We suck 1.00

01:20:05.280 Us men dude 1.00

01:20:06.000 I have no brain 1.00

01:20:06.700 By the way she was so fucked up 1.00

01:20:08.700 That when she said goodbye to all of us 1.00

01:20:10.500 She went upstairs

01:20:11.440 And Joe Coy kept

01:20:13.000 He was egging her off

01:20:14.060 Bro they have a funny relationship

01:20:15.840 They roast each other

01:20:17.320 Yeah yeah yeah

01:20:17.960 He's like yeah Chelsea

01:20:18.860 The exit's upstairs

01:20:19.920 Like in any building

01:20:20.780 You go up to leave

01:20:21.860 even though

01:20:22.500 bro

01:20:23.420 we're outside

01:20:24.540 and we're enjoying the night

01:20:25.680 and by the way guys

01:20:26.600 like for me to be

01:20:27.620 in the position I'm in

01:20:28.420 like I have you know

01:20:29.620 I'm not trying to act

01:20:30.360 like this is an everyday thing

01:20:31.460 bro I'm sitting there 1.00

01:20:32.560 shitting fucking bricks 1.00

01:20:34.940 of every moment 1.00

01:20:35.740 that's happening

01:20:36.320 and she's outside

01:20:37.400 mind you

01:20:37.780 Joe Coy

01:20:38.280 when he says jump

01:20:39.040 I'm like hi

01:20:39.600 whatever you wanna do

01:20:40.360 I've never seen anybody

01:20:41.380 talk to Joe Coy

01:20:42.260 the way she's talking

01:20:43.000 just obliterates him

01:20:45.340 and I'm just sitting there 0.99

01:20:46.200 like my balls hurt 0.96

01:20:47.100 I'm like oh my god 0.99

01:20:47.700 he's gonna take it out

01:20:48.280 on me

01:20:48.320 they're roasting each other

01:20:49.220 bro they're going

01:20:49.840 back and forth

01:20:50.520 I'm watching like

01:20:51.340 a Netflix special

01:20:52.300 in front of me

01:20:53.080 just roasting each other. 1.00

01:20:55.400 No fucking lines, bro. 1.00

01:20:56.960 All lines crossed 1.00

01:20:58.020 and I'm sitting there

01:20:58.640 and I'm like, 0.98

01:20:59.300 this is the fucking greatest thing 0.99

01:21:00.560 I've ever had. 0.99

01:21:01.280 Well, Joe's always like that.

01:21:02.820 He doesn't have any lines anyway. 0.99

01:21:04.360 No, it doesn't give a fuck. 0.98

01:21:05.120 Now imagine her 1.00

01:21:06.060 being able to roast him

01:21:07.280 at a higher level. 1.00

01:21:08.260 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:21:09.060 It was really fantastic. 1.00

01:21:10.360 We were laughing about it

01:21:12.420 30 minutes after they left.

01:21:14.060 I tried for one second

01:21:15.160 and I went up to her

01:21:16.040 and I said,

01:21:16.880 hi Chelsea, my name is Mike.

01:21:18.640 And she went,

01:21:19.100 like like the most like i don't want to see you or whatever you are so much that i literally went

01:21:31.500 i just walked out dude like but by that point like i think she was she was a little sloshy but

01:21:39.060 like i'm it was it was what i expected so i just went back outside and sat alone outside i have to

01:21:44.760 I don't know if it was on Joe or if it was on her,

01:21:48.680 but, like, I do have to give her credit for showing up to a party

01:21:52.100 where, like, she knew no one.

01:21:54.120 Nobody.

01:21:54.580 No one.

01:21:55.060 And she just kind of walked in and...

01:21:57.060 Owned the room.

01:21:57.640 Yeah.

01:21:58.480 Like, I was very impressed.

01:21:59.940 So impressed.

01:22:01.000 So impressed. 0.50

01:22:01.520 And I'm not, like, I'm not here, like, trying to, like, suck up to her,

01:22:04.620 but, like, her ability... 0.98

01:22:05.580 Like, dude, like, she's huge.

01:22:08.300 And she's been in this industry for years.

01:22:10.720 She just said call her daddy right after that night.

01:22:13.640 Oh, she did.

01:22:14.120 Bro.

01:22:14.340 Like I grew up watching her

01:22:18.000 Like you know what I mean

01:22:18.500 Like so it was really weird

01:22:19.580 For me to open my front door

01:22:21.280 And her just come in

01:22:22.780 Hug my dad

01:22:23.480 Hug my mom 1.00

01:22:24.240 Shit 1.00

01:22:24.640 Like just fucking 1.00

01:22:26.060 Shoot the shit with people 1.00

01:22:27.140 Yeah 1.00

01:22:27.420 And

01:22:28.000 It was astonishing

01:22:30.700 How she like

01:22:31.680 Just checked off all the boxes

01:22:33.000 You love her

01:22:33.900 Love her

01:22:34.460 I love her

01:22:35.240 I think she held her own

01:22:37.000 Yeah

01:22:37.360 So respectful

01:22:38.240 Even if she didn't agree with you 0.98

01:22:39.720 She was still fucking fun 0.97

01:22:40.780 Yeah 0.97

01:22:41.060 You love her

01:22:42.120 Or you have to say that

01:22:43.380 Yeah

01:22:43.620 I want to get on stage

01:22:47.700 With Joe Cohen

01:22:48.200 I don't know 1.00

01:22:49.240 What the fuck 0.99

01:22:49.620 No I'm just kidding 1.00

01:22:50.780 She was fucking amazing 0.95

01:22:51.780 I hope to hang out 0.97

01:22:52.680 With her again

01:22:53.060 When she's

01:22:53.480 When we're both sober

01:22:55.880 Speaking of

01:22:56.920 No you definitely

01:22:58.180 Dropped the ball

01:22:58.640 I had a great

01:22:59.100 I was by the way

01:22:59.660 I was super sober

01:23:00.540 I was like 1.00

01:23:01.660 Catching all this shit 1.00

01:23:02.660 Absolute moron 1.00

01:23:03.440 Dropped the Pokemon ball 1.00

01:23:04.940 Right on the ground

01:23:05.860 But dude 1.00

01:23:06.340 What a fucking 1.00

01:23:07.440 Interesting life 1.00

01:23:08.300 The one that we live

01:23:09.840 What an interesting

01:23:10.860 Interesting life man 1.00

01:23:12.020 In fucking 1.00

01:23:13.060 saying bro 1.00

01:23:13.720 I'm supposed to be 0.99

01:23:14.300 fucking not here 0.99

01:23:15.580 like not in this seat 0.99

01:23:17.660 bro imagine being in Dubai 1.00

01:23:18.760 and meeting a fucking 0.99

01:23:19.820 that whole 1.00

01:23:24.740 like this

01:23:25.240 so as you guys notice

01:23:26.560 that entire

01:23:27.380 section got cut

01:23:28.520 it just got bleeped

01:23:29.640 it didn't get cut

01:23:30.400 it got bleeped

01:23:31.060 but it is a story

01:23:32.040 that will eventually

01:23:32.720 come out 0.99

01:23:33.380 or fucking being 1.00

01:23:35.540 or 1.00

01:23:41.380 when you just get to

01:23:42.920 New boy.

01:23:44.000 Oh, boo. 1.00

01:23:46.780 Mike, you suck. 1.00

01:23:48.320 It's because all the drugs you took. 1.00

01:23:49.600 Boo.

01:23:52.180 He's going to get bleeped anyways.

01:23:54.440 Da boy.

01:23:56.660 Listen.

01:23:59.160 Airlines.

01:24:01.040 J-Lo.

01:24:04.640 And Batman.

01:24:05.960 And Ben Affleck.

01:24:07.200 Back at it again.

01:24:08.260 Fired it back up, boys.

01:24:10.820 Fired it back up. 0.99

01:24:12.920 That's fucking crazy 0.99

01:24:14.200 Yeah 0.99

01:24:15.340 She said A-Rod

01:24:16.780 A

01:24:17.780 Billionaire

01:24:19.360 Flod

01:24:20.020 Like dude

01:24:20.780 How did this happen? 0.99

01:24:22.260 How the fuck 0.99

01:24:23.200 Bro 0.99

01:24:23.960 All this

01:24:24.600 Okay

01:24:24.960 Cause I'm gonna set

01:24:25.840 So let's explain this

01:24:27.020 In 2003

01:24:28.760 Or 2002

01:24:29.760 They dated 0.99

01:24:30.300 Almost 20 fucking years 0.99

01:24:32.140 Yes 1.00

01:24:32.400 What in the fuck 1.00

01:24:33.840 They dated 1.00

01:24:34.440 Then

01:24:35.440 And they took an infamous boat pick 0.95

01:24:37.360 Where he had his hand on her pootie 0.70

01:24:39.120 Right 0.97

01:24:39.980 Now

01:24:41.060 The other day

01:24:41.900 Last week

01:24:42.660 Fresh out the breakup with A-Rod

01:24:44.420 She got to another pick

01:24:46.420 With the hand on the booty

01:24:47.820 I'm waiting on Logan to pull it up

01:24:49.180 I don't know if he actually gets there or not

01:24:51.140 Do you guys have any idea

01:24:53.300 Like what is going on in their head

01:24:56.020 If you really love somebody

01:24:57.420 Broke up 1.00

01:24:58.340 Are in the fucking industry 1.00

01:25:00.940 Killing it 1.00

01:25:01.760 Both of you guys 1.00

01:25:02.620 20 years later

01:25:04.120 You guys are like

01:25:04.620 You know what

01:25:05.060 I still love you

01:25:06.000 We're still trying to make this work

01:25:07.080 Dude the stories at dinner

01:25:08.800 Bro there's

01:25:09.840 You know what I mean

01:25:10.340 The stories at dinner

01:25:11.260 There it is

01:25:11.820 There it is

01:25:12.360 By the way, Ben, dude.

01:25:14.240 This looks like it was planned.

01:25:15.780 Yeah, maybe, but after all that Ben has been through a lot.

01:25:19.840 Look at him biting his lip.

01:25:20.800 Ben's been through the ringer, bro.

01:25:22.400 He still looks good, bro.

01:25:24.480 He's what, like how old is he now?

01:25:25.700 He looks good?

01:25:26.560 That's what you're talking about?

01:25:28.040 He looks good?

01:25:29.120 Doug, listen.

01:25:30.060 That girl's over 50 years old.

01:25:31.820 All you're envisioning right now is him and Chelsea Handler naked on a boat.

01:25:34.960 I know what's going on in your mind, okay? 0.55

01:25:37.700 I don't lay like this with women.

01:25:39.900 It's an interesting pose.

01:25:41.020 Yeah, why is he doing that? 1.00

01:25:42.360 That ass is mine 1.00

01:25:43.420 I actually stand like that 1.00

01:25:45.100 All the time

01:25:45.620 No no stand

01:25:46.920 I mean sit like that

01:25:47.660 I sit like that all the time

01:25:48.700 Like what's he looking at 0.99

01:25:49.760 Her butt 0.98

01:25:50.220 The back of her head 0.99

01:25:51.040 It's J-Lo's butt 0.99

01:25:52.640 What are you getting at man 0.99

01:25:54.340 I'd look at the back of her head

01:25:55.280 For some time

01:25:55.900 I think he has his left hand

01:25:57.340 Under her there

01:25:58.220 Also

01:25:58.760 It's just an interesting

01:26:00.260 Like it's like

01:26:00.980 It's like um

01:26:01.840 You'll be

01:26:02.200 You'll be alright kid

01:26:03.040 Get back in there 1.00

01:26:04.340 Suck it up 1.00

01:26:05.060 Go hit that home run 0.99

01:26:06.240 Who are you talking about A-Rod

01:26:07.340 Yeah that's what I feel like

01:26:08.400 Yeah do you guys ever

01:26:09.620 What a good looking couple

01:26:10.200 Do you guys ever like um

01:26:11.520 do you guys ever two things do you ever get worried about like who the girl you're currently

01:26:17.920 because like how do you think a-rod feels right now bro like ben affleck a-rod they're both

01:26:23.040 leaders in their own respective lanes when i find that an ex of mine is with uh a dude who

01:26:31.520 is a baller i know what you always say the same thing i think it's dope you say good for her good

01:26:36.800 for her that's tight yeah but do you mean it i swear okay cool um second question you guys 1.00

01:26:44.760 fucking volley through those fucked up dirty filthy pass of yours because i know you guys are 1.00

01:26:50.280 both sickos is there a girl well you can't answer this question george you you can't logan 1.00

01:26:55.360 you'll know why in a second oh by the way i didn't answer the first one and i wouldn't mind either

01:26:59.320 oh sorry okay you're cool with it too i said it's not that i'm cool or not i i just like they

01:27:04.320 once they leave my like world it's i don't i wish them the best i just don't involve myself

01:27:08.780 with the who that they are got it this one you can't answer i'm serious okay logan when you look

01:27:13.680 back into your past portfolio of just some of the most beautiful stunning women on this planet

01:27:19.100 is there anyone that you wish you could retake that boat pick with like is there is there just 0.99

01:27:24.760 one locked in there that you're just like damn man the one that got away like shit if i could 0.99

01:27:29.020 call her right now and make this all better i would i wish i didn't go to the basketball game 1.00

01:27:33.780 with Corinna.

01:27:36.020 Just change your shirt.

01:27:37.480 You said you wish

01:27:38.800 you didn't go to the game?

01:27:39.880 Yeah.

01:27:39.980 Got it. 0.99

01:27:40.400 That pick is ridiculous, bro. 1.00

01:27:41.660 Yeah, that's the most ridiculous. 0.99

01:27:42.560 Why are we both in 1.00

01:27:43.360 fucking bright yellow 0.99

01:27:44.440 at a basketball game 0.99

01:27:45.160 looking so uncomfortable?

01:27:47.880 You look like two canaries

01:27:49.500 went to a basketball game.

01:27:52.440 I could answer that, by the way.

01:27:53.080 Or like, you know what you look like?

01:27:54.340 You look like two peeps.

01:27:56.800 You know Easter peeps?

01:27:57.860 Oh, yeah.

01:27:58.860 You look like two peeps, bro,

01:28:01.240 that went to a basketball game together 1.00

01:28:02.760 and made and made stupid faces 1.00

01:28:04.920 like bro zoom in a little bit more 1.00

01:28:07.520 so stupid bro 1.00

01:28:08.540 just looks like after the video when the two stepbrothers 1.00

01:28:11.280 are fucked and they were like I can't believe we did that 0.99

01:28:13.240 I can't believe mom is gonna 1.00

01:28:15.280 kill us bro 0.96

01:28:16.160 am I that bad company that this 0.99

01:28:18.820 it looks like Stephen Hawking

01:28:21.340 just explained the space time continuum

01:28:23.300 to the both of you for six

01:28:25.280 hours and didn't let you go to the

01:28:27.280 bathroom

01:28:27.720 look there she smiled in this one

01:28:31.240 It looks like you're saying turkey breast.

01:28:34.220 Look at the title.

01:28:35.600 Logan Paul and Kornikov dating despite previously calling him sick.

01:28:39.320 I think, and we found out later that she met like sick.

01:28:41.240 I had to doubt the variant.

01:28:43.740 Is it hot?

01:28:47.780 Is it hot?

01:28:48.620 No, it's not hot.

01:28:49.660 It's not even that hot.

01:28:54.040 Hi-ya!

01:28:55.180 Yep.

01:28:55.860 I can answer that, though.

01:28:57.120 I can answer that.

01:28:58.500 And I've never broken up with a girl in my life

01:29:02.560 I've never sat her down

01:29:03.600 Just get dumped

01:29:04.140 Oh, actually one

01:29:04.800 One, one, one

01:29:05.660 I broke up with one

01:29:06.440 You're getting dumped

01:29:07.660 Because I can't do it, bro

01:29:09.300 The only reason I broke up with that one girl that I did 1.00

01:29:11.300 Because she was just a fucking bitch 1.00

01:29:12.980 She was mean, bro 1.00

01:29:13.960 So I was like, I can't do you anymore

01:29:15.900 I'm done

01:29:16.540 Was there anything about the

01:29:18.000 We brought David the German videographer on here for a second

01:29:20.280 Was there anything on the trip that you remember?

01:29:22.940 What was your biggest highlight of the past week?

01:29:26.300 Jet skiing and a hot tub

01:29:27.560 Jet skiing in a hot tub

01:29:29.380 The water in Dubai

01:29:30.200 Was like 115 degrees 0.96

01:29:31.440 Really fucking hot 0.74

01:29:32.160 Really 0.99

01:29:32.580 Yeah

01:29:33.020 Oh that sounds cool

01:29:33.780 So you could just jump in

01:29:34.520 And just come back on

01:29:35.160 Yeah

01:29:35.480 Oh that's sick

01:29:36.180 Yeah

01:29:36.540 It was mind blowing

01:29:38.160 That was the coolest part

01:29:39.240 And the Mahis

01:29:40.200 Great 0.99

01:29:41.340 Great fucking menu 1.00

01:29:42.740 Not gonna lie 1.00

01:29:43.440 But

01:29:43.700 Well you know what that means now bro

01:29:46.060 I've

01:29:47.060 I was the one using it first

01:29:48.960 I bet you were

01:29:49.860 In that whole context

01:29:51.100 And

01:29:51.440 Actually one of my

01:29:53.080 Good friends

01:29:53.720 That is a promoter in LA

01:29:54.680 Told me three years ago

01:29:56.080 Every girl has a

01:29:57.540 price tag every girl at least in the city crazy dude i've seen the city a lot of guys here have

01:30:03.900 a very lower price tag wow yeah um thank you dave that's it it's over thank you for listening to

01:30:12.300 this episode of impulsive ladies and gentlemen we love you if you're not subscribed make sure

01:30:15.140 you subscribe and we'll see you uh next time that we see you uh bye this is no wait this is the last 0.98

01:30:20.840 time we're wrapping up that's anyone laughing yeah you fucking bitch the memories i've had in 0.99

01:30:24.980 this house are truly unforgettable and i just want to thank everyone who's been with me along 0.99

01:30:31.460 this journey including my friends and family how was that that was nice oh this is crazy this is

01:30:40.380 the last time dude every single tv show has like an awesome exit and this is over i mean it's pretty

01:30:44.820 awesome i i don't know i want to do our debrief on the set i don't like exits i think i think it's

01:30:51.360 We're just moving.

01:30:52.040 I got it.

01:30:52.440 Okay, name your favorite moment on the set.

01:30:54.640 Name your favorite moment on the set. 0.99

01:30:55.420 I had sex with a girl right there. 0.99

01:30:56.620 Really? 0.99

01:30:57.280 Yeah, I did too, actually.

01:30:58.380 But over here, though. 0.63

01:30:59.000 But the girl that I had sex with has been on this podcast. 0.99

01:31:01.220 The girl I had sex with was the same girl that you had sex with. 0.80

01:31:04.080 I have not had sex with anybody on this podcast. 0.84

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - July 27, 2021

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