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00:03:21.420 He's the TikTok kid. My dad is worth

00:03:23.400 $2 million. I can't take it anymore.

00:03:25.520 I can't be here. One second longer.

00:03:28.060 It's like, yo, 0.99

00:03:29.200 get the f*** off the flight. 0.98

00:03:40.040 Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go. 0.98

00:03:41.340 Oh, sorry, Danny. 0.98

00:03:42.800 Get the f*** out of my seat. Hold on, hold on. 0.97

00:03:45.380 You will not speak. No problem.

00:03:47.300 My canine. Like that.

00:03:49.380 Quinn, ask him nicely.

00:03:52.980 Quinn, ask him nicely.

00:03:55.160 Quinn.

00:03:57.640 He just fell down.

00:04:03.040 He's like, yeah, you're going to have to get me.

00:04:05.420 Are we rolling?

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00:04:12.260 All right, guys.

00:04:13.880 So as you can see, we are not in our typical set,

00:04:18.700 our typical location back in encino california this is the first ever podcast in our new studio

00:04:25.820 in puerto rico the boys are with me welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

00:04:31.120 i'm happy to have y'all here i know i know this set looks a little uh you know i like the vibe

00:04:39.680 here better to be honest you you do i'll tell you why i do i because i finally feel like i'm starting

00:04:45.100 with you guys before i was just kind of like oh yeah i was just like oh this is how we do things

00:04:49.420 yeah yeah we're starting from uh ground zero as you can see i painted uh impulsive on the on the

00:04:55.820 plywood uh boarding a window behind me just moments ago i'm actually quite impressed that's

00:04:59.720 a really good you know how hard it is to know if something's gonna fit before you write it 1.00

00:05:04.380 don't i ever oh before i write uh i wish i said okay right because your dick is huge 1.00

00:05:09.000 fire and how are you mike booty ass fucking sir you don't like it it's like a fucking office 1.00

00:05:17.620 building it is an office building the number one podcast in the world looks like we're sitting in 0.99

00:05:22.800 a doctor's office it's like it still is we still are it's still us guys we still have the vibes 0.91

00:05:28.180 are you fucking abusing my animal right next to me we still us we still have the vibes here and 0.75

00:05:35.820 And, yeah, we're in a warehouse that Jake and I have leased here in Puerto Rico. 0.99

00:05:41.140 Downstairs, we're going to do our boxing gym because, yeah, we're really doing this.

00:05:46.120 And like I said, I'm glad you guys are here.

00:05:47.600 We've been going out.

00:05:49.140 We've been having some late nights here in Puerto Rico.

00:05:51.080 It's so fun.

00:05:51.800 I'm having the time of my life.

00:05:53.060 I love that you guys are here with me.

00:05:54.420 By the way, not one heads up.

00:05:57.020 Not one heads up.

00:05:57.940 We get off the plane.

00:05:59.180 Yeah.

00:05:59.580 Hey, you have eight minutes to get ready.

00:06:01.520 Hey, man, I haven't even got my bag yet.

00:06:03.220 Right.

00:06:03.500 Eight minutes.

00:06:04.120 We couldn't get ready.

00:06:05.820 I literally got, put my bags down, went, blacked out, came back home, woke up.

00:06:10.520 I finally breathed.

00:06:11.320 Okay, what are we going to do about the impulsive?

00:06:13.160 No, no, no.

00:06:13.600 Let's go out one more time.

00:06:14.860 I have videos on my phone that I would love to show, but we have no projectors.

00:06:20.920 It's hot.

00:06:21.740 Okay.

00:06:22.920 What?

00:06:23.780 It's distracting a little bit.

00:06:25.360 Oh, my dog is distracting you?

00:06:27.960 Not a dog guy?

00:06:29.000 Also, you had eight minutes.

00:06:30.400 I just got off a flight 20 hours, bro.

00:06:33.920 He's trying to leave me there.

00:06:35.100 I know because I couldn't

00:06:36.240 I've been traveling for so long

00:06:38.140 Bro do you understand that I'm a nomad now

00:06:40.040 I haven't been back to my house in over a month

00:06:43.020 Bro I have a beard

00:06:44.080 Yeah that's weird

00:06:46.080 It looks good on you

00:06:46.920 It doesn't that's weird

00:06:49.460 Move the mic

00:06:51.000 I'm gonna be honest bro

00:06:53.060 If you tilt your head up and back 1.00

00:06:55.140 You look more Arabic than my Arabic friend to my right 1.00

00:06:57.660 What's so bad about that 1.00

00:06:59.860 Listen

00:07:00.140 Not many people are torn on this

00:07:04.000 people might think

00:07:04.860 it's the bomb

00:07:05.300 hold on 1.00

00:07:06.560 fuck 1.00

00:07:07.560 wait I can say that 1.00

00:07:08.560 boom

00:07:12.880 can't say that

00:07:14.760 that's too far

00:07:15.520 that's too far

00:07:16.640 I don't know why

00:07:17.580 you even

00:07:18.060 I used to laughing 0.98

00:07:18.880 that's fucked up 0.94

00:07:19.740 no but you don't look 0.99

00:07:20.940 you look like

00:07:22.200 I don't know

00:07:23.660 it kind of looks like

00:07:24.060 the before and after

00:07:24.660 of a beard thing

00:07:25.300 where you're trying

00:07:25.880 to get it back

00:07:26.600 I always wanted to try it

00:07:29.380 and put it on your face

00:07:30.140 I always wanted to 0.74

00:07:32.140 what is what is that i think i'm actually gonna puke on this episode this may be the first time

00:07:38.220 i'm gonna try to force it out cool um i never had a beard before ever in my entire life i don't have 0.56

00:07:43.480 hair on any parts of my i don't even have hair on my legs or arms i've always thought that was

00:07:46.620 weird by the way i think it was the heroin dude to be honest with you in the heroin yeah

00:07:50.620 Hero out

00:07:53.540 Hero in his body

00:07:55.360 His hair just comes off

00:07:57.380 Hairless dude 1.00

00:07:58.680 Hero in my ass 1.00

00:08:00.980 You're bald on your legs 1.00

00:08:03.340 What the fuck 1.00

00:08:04.520 Look at the fucking lights reflecting off his legs 1.00

00:08:08.860 Bro it's so bad 1.00

00:08:10.000 You ashy bitch 1.00

00:08:11.660 I do I need some lotion I wish we had some 1.00

00:08:14.200 I wanted to try the beard out

00:08:16.360 I like it dude I really do

00:08:18.240 Someone grab him some clippers 1.00

00:08:20.080 the fucking beard is weird 1.00

00:08:22.340 your beard was weird at some point 1.00

00:08:24.800 it was

00:08:25.140 no the beard

00:08:28.440 the beards

00:08:30.200 for men are the equivalent of makeup 0.98

00:08:32.820 for women I think 0.92

00:08:34.540 I think

00:08:35.920 as your friend I've been with you for 8 years now 0.99

00:08:38.960 I realize the times that you don't give a shit 0.98

00:08:41.020 about your face is the times that you look the best 0.99

00:08:42.840 wow 1.00

00:08:43.360 but my worst moment is when he had this shit 0.99

00:08:46.980 remember when he used to do this with your hair all done 0.98

00:08:48.800 yeah click it but it wouldn't move so it just looked like you had issues and i was just next

00:08:53.480 to you i traded joe's and i'll be like oh do you want the almond and regular milk just crack yeah

00:08:57.720 i was like all right you're on drugs ashamed of a lot of my past really including my hair flips

00:09:03.280 which i still do you know you know as i've grown my hair flips have decreased but the the the hand

00:09:09.680 hair has increased you do this weird uh like like you have two fingers only to use to do have you

00:09:15.000 seen him do this i do it's with the back of my fingers yeah you go like why i don't know bro

00:09:18.920 all right he does a lot of weird stuff a lot last night he does this thing now where if you get to

00:09:25.700 like uh like you know if you're out having a good night you put your arm around your buddy

00:09:28.840 and like just you're having a good night camaraderie he does this thing where if i do this

00:09:33.100 he show him what you do he pinches my arm with his neck he goes at that moment he goes like this

00:09:39.660 and squeezes his traps as hard as he can and he bruised me last night it was so aggressive 0.94

00:09:46.420 i i hate to be the guy but i don't like being touched it's too hot don't touch your girlfriend

00:09:52.940 nope ask her oh i actually remember she made such a funny face i was like we're working on it

00:09:59.280 she's like we're working on it don't worry i don't like it dude i hate it no i remember noticing 0.60

00:10:05.340 you got you have an issue kissing her right i don't like pda bro you know people say i get 0.73

00:10:11.720 freaky when the door's closed kiss ever kiss right now kiss right now kiss right now babe come here

00:10:18.360 come here kiss your man right now oh yeah yeah i just have a problem people say they get freaky

00:10:27.280 when the door's closed i get freaky when the door's locked i gotta make sure that nobody could

00:10:31.040 come in i just i don't i don't like i think it's kind of disrespectful to affect like to be too 0.95

00:10:36.100 affectionate in front of people i i don't disagree i hate that shit yeah i know you i hate that but 0.99

00:10:41.600 i i don't like it when people just fucking like get the fuck out of here get a room why are you 0.98

00:10:46.040 guys i'm the same way it just feels weird like i don't want to he used to be a big pda with the 0.98

00:10:53.180 last with with the uh touch is one of my love languages i love i love affection physical

00:10:58.860 intimacy like i'll just be holding you i'll be kissing your cheek of all i'll be i'll be scrubbing

00:11:03.560 you no i got uncomfortable looking at me just saying that no no look that way i'm talking 0.53

00:11:07.440 about you fam no i'll be scrubbing them toes in public anything you want baby i was in france

00:11:15.620 cool country yeah they take they're taking covid very seriously over there and i know

00:11:23.420 this conversation is is heating up here in the states as well uh to eat in a restaurant there

00:11:29.480 you do need to present your vax card it's already it's already in effect i think that's so interesting

00:11:37.400 how oh that and i didn't mean that in any charged way sorry i'm just presenting it we're just

00:11:43.720 definitely definitely approaching a interesting point in time where we're kind of being strong

00:11:52.380 armed by our governments a little bit yeah i feel like they're removing freedom uh well i would i

00:12:00.740 would say that i would say that maybe like a part of nah because you you're not free to do things

00:12:06.160 unless it's during their like they're putting like an obstacle i just wonder i just wonder how

00:12:10.960 how far it's gonna go is it are we gonna reach a point where to do anything to to take a flight

00:12:18.100 somewhere to eat at a restaurant to leave your house basically are you going to need uh to show

00:12:24.440 your vaccine card i think that's i think that's where we're going in the short term for probably

00:12:29.360 for flights for restaurants for gymnasiums for that kind of thing um it's it's a really tricky

00:12:39.580 touchy subject it is it is i just it's it's like it's like the people that it's like these people

00:12:46.120 try to make it so simple like like even that statement i'm not i'm not saying you but even

00:12:50.300 that statement like they're trying to take our freedoms this this pandemic is a big fucking deal 0.83

00:12:56.520 dude it's a big deal i'm not and i'm not talking about the severity but of of the illness i'm 0.96

00:13:02.180 talking about its impact on on on our economy and our impact on on on us as a people on society

00:13:08.920 yeah and so it's it's like what how far were they willing to go to to try to put a cap on this thing

00:13:18.580 and i and i know there's so many questions i i guarantee there's people watching this

00:13:22.560 that are on both sides of the argument but but people are very divided on whether they want to

00:13:28.680 partake in this vaccination situation it's it's it's it's a wild time it's very wild i just want

00:13:35.420 to go back to the time where like you if you had an opinion regardless of what it was you weren't

00:13:40.320 bullied did you see that video of these two dudes fighting they had gotten like a fender bender and

00:13:47.060 then they had a like a little brawl outside their car yeah they like fought and then they get up and 0.99

00:13:53.560 they're like good fight amazing and then they just get back in their car and leave i fuck with that 0.98

00:13:58.020 why can't society be like that why can't that be the way that every conversation where two people 0.99

00:14:04.000 who don't disagree goes we don't disagree fine move on or find a find a common ground and then

00:14:12.380 make some sort of progress it was actually this it was weird i saw this video i was like man this

00:14:16.880 is like i wish this is how all disagreements altercations and arguments were handled it's a

00:14:23.200 pride i just feel like this is what's happening i feel like anybody who and mind you i'm not

00:14:27.740 voicing my opinion on if you should get vaccinated or if or not but like i just find it so sad that

00:14:32.280 if somebody's genuinely concerned about their body,

00:14:34.880 they don't have the knowledge,

00:14:36.520 they are fearful of putting things in their body,

00:14:40.120 they're being pressured by you can't do this

00:14:42.980 and you can't do that,

00:14:43.680 and also bullied, thinking like you're uneducated.

00:14:47.520 That's true, they are uneducated.

00:14:49.060 Well, they're uneducated 1.00

00:14:49.940 and they don't want to take the fucking gamble 1.00

00:14:51.380 on putting something in their body. 0.99

00:14:52.320 Well, okay, so there's two different parts

00:14:54.060 of what you're talking about right now.

00:14:55.160 So first and foremost,

00:14:57.640 all of the specialists, the epidemiologists,

00:15:01.520 the experts uh every doctor 90 of doctors are vaccinated right now everyone who's actually an

00:15:08.980 expert in the field not everyone no i was about to say that's not true 98 of the experts in the

00:15:15.040 field are saying that this is safe i that's i was literally on the on instagram yesterday yeah and

00:15:21.400 on like uh tiktok and all stuff and there was like doctors which i stopped and googled to see so so

00:15:27.780 bro bro yeah so let me so let me his algorithm is full yeah so let me just stop you right there

00:15:33.900 the sentence the sentence you just said i was on tiktok yesterday no so listen before wait hold

00:15:40.440 on hold on no because i want to make sure i get to this point i didn't get to finish okay i didn't

00:15:46.980 get to finish go go and it's not like you're sitting at the computer diving into research

00:15:50.780 i know that for a fact that's what he's doing right now i have you said 90 percent of doctors

00:15:56.500 and nurses are doing that in arizona right now in arizona right now there's hospitals that are

00:16:01.500 going on strike because they do not like how they're doing their policies so for you to say

00:16:05.600 that 98 are are 100 going with this it's that's well 98 i know what i just did that no but those

00:16:12.780 first of all if 90 of doctors are vaccinated yeah then i would assume that those 90 are going with

00:16:19.380 it correct but i'm saying i don't if you want to dial it's not statistically true why would they

00:16:24.960 there is no statistics that are saying that 98% of doctors and nurses are

00:16:28.800 saying that when there's clearly people are going on straight cause they are

00:16:32.280 against it.

00:16:33.040 Let's,

00:16:33.400 let's use something that we could all agree on.

00:16:35.240 Yeah.

00:16:35.700 The broad majority of the medical field.

00:16:39.940 Yeah.

00:16:41.160 Epidemiologists,

00:16:41.920 experts,

00:16:42.560 people off of Tik TOK are saying that it's safe.

00:16:46.440 Okay.

00:16:48.080 The people that are saying it's not safe are people on Tik TOK are people on

00:16:53.300 in facebook groups and by the way this is not this is not my stance on it i'm not i'm not i'm

00:16:59.940 just saying the fact of the matter the the experts who are the people that i'll be honest

00:17:05.440 i choose to listen who are your experts could you name me at least three doctors that said that 0.94

00:17:09.480 absolutely fucking not i can't i don't understand what dr stevens from maryland 0.94

00:17:15.660 i'm using statistics that are available statistic by name so i could go home and google it and then 0.95

00:17:21.720 learn for myself that's all i'm asking if you have knowledge i need to meet so i can go i need you

00:17:26.240 to meet me halfway here the broad majority you name me one doctor when i use the term the broad

00:17:34.740 majority you said 98 percent of people okay but you can't name me one doctor peter stevens dr dr

00:17:39.880 dr dr pepper any doctor dr oz george just see how this happens either it's either comedy or

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00:19:10.160 of your largest organ your skin guys your skin back to the program have y'all been to a jewish

00:19:15.760 wedding hey you have you went to um uh no but mazel tov if you have because they're fun i just 0.52

00:19:23.180 went to one and we're just gonna book we're gonna bookend that yeah oh yeah we're done with that

00:19:27.900 yeah that's done i just wanted to no keep pushing your agenda somewhere else mike i'm gonna make

00:19:34.320 you guys like the the guys who fought outside their car you fought i have no fight get back

00:19:38.800 if you want to get vaccinated please get vaccinated i'm just fighting for people's rights that's all

00:19:42.520 No, I get that.

00:19:43.980 I get that.

00:19:44.660 Get vaccinated.

00:19:45.300 If you feel like you want to get vaccinated, please go get vaccinated.

00:19:47.180 Go get vaccinated.

00:19:47.940 That's what we're here to tell you.

00:19:49.180 If you're scared.

00:19:50.160 Impulsive cast is here to tell you, go get vaccinated.

00:19:52.200 1,000%.

00:19:52.740 That's what we're going to say.

00:19:53.040 Minus one.

00:19:53.900 Minus one.

00:19:54.840 Go do whatever you feel comfortable.

00:19:56.080 That's what I'm saying.

00:19:56.740 Listen.

00:19:57.580 Okay, sorry.

00:19:58.120 I just want to say that.

00:19:58.840 Jewish wedding, bro.

00:19:59.660 I was invited to one on the island, and I said, you know what? 1.00

00:20:03.720 Fuck it. 1.00

00:20:04.600 Sounds like a good time. 1.00

00:20:05.540 So I went alone with the friend who invited me, and a new business partner.

00:20:11.080 I'm not going to say his name.

00:20:11.980 uh we'll keep mononymous uh yeah we're doing some business together and kind of just getting

00:20:16.060 um didn't know each other we don't really know each other that well and uh when i get like a

00:20:21.940 certain level of uh fucked up i get kind of dark with my humor and i made a pretty dark joke that 0.66

00:20:29.260 like he doesn't know me well enough to know if i was joking and i'd like to say it here uh 0.92

00:20:33.700 so so uh i was there with him and his friend who's a lawyer and his his friend i was getting

00:20:42.240 along with him as well we were all cracking jokes i'm like oh what kind of lawyer law do you do and

00:20:45.720 uh what's the kind of what's the kind of law do you that you do where you get people out of trouble

00:20:49.800 if they get in like a fender bender or like they commit a hit and run criminal uh yeah it's criminal

00:20:54.080 i think lawyer yeah that makes sense criminal law yeah so i was like i was like bro oh bro you oh i

00:21:01.160 can actually use you right and i'm in front of in front of my new business partner and the lawyer

00:21:04.420 i go broke so like where you practice he goes miami i go this is perfect so like three years ago 0.55

00:21:10.960 uh you know we're like fucked up at this point at this wedding it's like 2 a.m and you came to 0.88

00:21:15.820 this wedding by yourself yeah great i go yo so like three years ago um i was in miami i was driving 0.93

00:21:21.780 and uh bro so i was i was it was late right and i was i was driving pretty fast and i hit this guy

00:21:27.400 ended up like you know well i can't tell this joke i think i think it's one of those jokes

00:21:34.780 you told you said i just said he was dead i said i said i killed a guy i said yeah like three years

00:21:41.080 ago like i hit a guy in my car and like and like bro i haven't really told anyone besides you guys

00:21:45.740 now here um and and i was maybe you could help me you know and he's like

00:21:50.080 right so like this is attorney client privilege right i can't tell anyone and like in my

00:21:57.360 peripherals i see this this guy who invited me the business partner holding his drink and this

00:22:02.900 dude is shaking he thinks his new business he thought logan paul just confessed to a murder

00:22:08.520 in front of i was like yeah no it's like the reason i found out it was like on the news the

00:22:12.360 next day uh but yeah and so like i you know i haven't i didn't know what to do right and he's 0.97

00:22:17.540 like shaking like this and the guy's like the lawyer is even like holy fucking shit like what 0.67

00:22:22.040 do i do with this information and i was like and bro you know i dragged this on for like five 0.99

00:22:25.840 minutes like a dickhead and then i was like bro you know what the craziest part about all this 0.63

00:22:29.220 for five minutes i go you know what the craziest part about all of it is and he's like what i go 0.97

00:22:34.960 it's all a lie it's completely entirely fabricated i made all that up dude the business partner goes

00:22:41.800 oh my god bro i thought you just confessed to a murder in front of me this guy was having a 0.99

00:22:50.480 heart attack he goes that was dark i'm like yeah i'm kind of fucked up i'm like a fucked up person 0.96

00:22:58.360 but anyways that was one part of the wedding dude i had so much fun that was one part of the wedding 0.98

00:23:07.580 what would you do if he just looked at you put a drink down he's like okay this is what we do

00:23:11.200 first of all got to get rid of this guy you're too much and the other guy just pulls a gun out 1.00

00:23:16.480 He's like, seg it, he just starts telling you all this shit. 1.00

00:23:19.660 Yeah, so that was a good-ass time. 0.99

00:23:22.560 They played great music.

00:23:23.720 We had lots of drinks and dancing.

00:23:26.000 Are you reading this?

00:23:28.700 That was a great party.

00:23:29.980 We had lots of drinking and dancing.

00:23:32.180 No, no, no, no.

00:23:33.440 I've just been doing stuff here in Puerto Rico.

00:23:35.860 Think about it.

00:23:36.380 You guys came this weekend, but this is my life now.

00:23:39.420 And I went fishing. 0.94

00:23:40.820 um do you do you know that when you catch a big tuna sometimes you gotta like fucking beat the 0.98

00:23:49.600 shit out of it with a bat you're very dark today man this is the first day on our set and uh 0.99

00:23:56.120 so far you imaginarily murdered somebody and beat the fuck out of a fish oh do you know this 1.00

00:24:01.900 why does Dylan have a no I don't know this I don't go fishing and also I've never beat a fish 0.96

00:24:06.440 before dude tuna apparently this is like a thing if they're still like flopping around in the boat

00:24:13.020 because they can like take out your ankles i saw these videos i we didn't we didn't do this but 0.93

00:24:18.560 on our way out there they showed me these videos of them just like beating this fucking tuna up 0.97

00:24:23.460 with a bat way how many pounds they're so big they're massive fish they could take you and 0.99

00:24:29.260 your whole family out if you don't yeah 100 percent kill or be killed but also i'm getting

00:24:33.360 I'm getting, I'm getting motion sickness as, uh, as I, as I beat the fish. 0.94

00:24:41.800 Now the waves, I had to tell him to turn around. 0.97

00:24:44.200 I said, I said, uh, it was a guy I caught the shark with in Florida, Josh from black

00:24:47.820 tip H. He's a serious fishing guy and we're out there and it was just getting farther

00:24:52.300 and farther away from land.

00:24:53.360 And I'm like, I don't think I can, I don't got it in me anymore. 0.98

00:24:56.220 I goes, Josh, you got to turn this fucking boat around. 0.89

00:24:58.960 and uh that was probably the last time i'll go deep sea fishing in puerto rico unfortunately 0.97

00:25:05.080 but it's great it's great it wasn't deep fishing at all that was pretty close by the shore it was

00:25:10.620 deep no he ended up catching a fish uh at the dock with his hands that was all we caught that 0.83

00:25:15.260 day that was weird i'm sorry what the fuck did he just say oh he just reached in the water and 0.67

00:25:19.260 caught this fish this glowy fish it was glowing i don't want to talk about it anymore 0.88

00:25:23.820 how's la how is it i haven't been there i haven't been there in over a month i like la it's nice

00:25:34.080 it's not nice it's getting scary i don't go jogging anymore outside it's terrifying you know 0.51

00:25:39.960 what i had to delete off my phone the citizen app it scared the fuck out of me oh bro david's 0.87

00:25:45.080 obsessed with that it scares the fuck out of me it's the best it's so scary woman throwing tables 0.75

00:25:51.200 Most of all, how many people steal Amazon packages? 0.99

00:25:54.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:55.000 One, two.

00:25:56.240 How many people are getting stabbed nowadays?

00:25:58.400 No, it's the States.

00:25:59.360 The main thing is throwing stuff off bridges.

00:26:02.340 Homeless man throwing stuff off bridges.

00:26:04.840 That happens so much.

00:26:06.760 The only thing that ever changes is what the object is.

00:26:09.240 We've gotten some weird ones.

00:26:10.560 Homeless man throwing chairs, lamps, rocks. 0.97

00:26:13.420 Rocks a lot, but more than anything else. 1.00

00:26:15.800 Just bottles. 1.00

00:26:16.640 Fucking bowling balls and shit. 1.00

00:26:18.440 Hey, what's happening? 1.00

00:26:18.740 No, we've gotten some weird ones, dude.

00:26:20.400 Naked man running with saw

00:26:23.900 Down White Elk Avenue

00:26:25.740 We tried to find one

00:26:29.340 We tried to save the day

00:26:31.900 Once 1.00

00:26:32.200 Someone was naked and screaming

00:26:35.900 Outside Applebee's

00:26:36.840 We were like we're going to go get them

00:26:37.880 You would never get that at Chili's

00:26:39.380 You would never get that at Chili's

00:26:41.080 And then one time I reported to the cops

00:26:43.420 That there was a man with a gun

00:26:44.720 Someone was breaking in and I was armed

00:26:48.320 And then they reported me

00:26:49.380 and I know it was the man with the gun.

00:26:50.620 I know it was me.

00:26:51.600 Oh, you were the man with the gun.

00:26:53.820 Someone.

00:26:55.620 You got reported on Citizen

00:26:57.180 because you were the man with the gun.

00:26:58.920 There was also one we saw like

00:27:00.500 group of rowdy teenagers gang fight down the street.

00:27:04.000 We were like, yo, let's go check it out, bro.

00:27:05.740 We went and there's just like 12 kids

00:27:07.120 sipping beers, watching the sunset.

00:27:08.700 But he would do it every time.

00:27:10.300 Hilarious.

00:27:10.900 He would do it every time

00:27:11.960 there was a report of anything.

00:27:13.820 Out of nowhere,

00:27:14.500 he would run out of the kitchen with the crossbow

00:27:16.500 and be like, dude, 0.99

00:27:17.700 there's a report of a woman stabbing a fucking turtle at best buy we gotta go i'm like dog just 0.99

00:27:24.880 stop you want to know why not going you don't know why i've always i've always had this weird 0.99

00:27:29.460 thing i'm like damn like self-defense you know someone breaks into my home imagine i take them

00:27:35.220 out with a crossbow that's a headline i'd like to read but that's one thing but then what going to 0.93

00:27:41.940 best buy is another with a crossbow yeah that's like looking for trouble you ever heard the saying

00:27:46.620 like mind your business you mean you you mean to tell me if i walk into best buy right now with a

00:27:51.940 crossbow you'd interpret that as a guy looking for trouble down here it seems like it'd be pretty

00:27:56.380 normal yeah down here because i've seen that bro there's i've been down here for two days and

00:28:01.300 trying to figure out the lie of the land lay lay so it's something's lay of the land it's laying

00:28:05.620 down there's a people don't miss george yes you have your hand up in the back of the class what 0.98

00:28:11.200 the fuck yeah i just i i will i just wanted to tell you that it reminded me of something 0.90

00:28:14.720 and I wanted to share after you're done 0.99

00:28:16.940 talking

00:28:17.340 you've been on this

00:28:20.960 podcast for some time

00:28:21.880 I love him so much

00:28:23.880 I love him so much

00:28:25.920 you just wait

00:28:27.280 I got really really really toasted

00:28:29.600 this was two months ago

00:28:31.600 you guys were here for this

00:28:32.800 I got really really toasted and there's a 7-Eleven right next to my house

00:28:36.060 now sometimes it's very safe

00:28:37.840 majority of the time it's very not 1.00

00:28:40.260 like there's some crazy motherfuckers 1.00

00:28:42.300 that walk in and out of that 1.00

00:28:43.460 at 3 o'clock in the morning

00:28:44.580 just so I'm clear

00:28:45.060 you're just gonna roll

00:28:45.940 with the story

00:28:46.500 yes

00:28:46.860 that you're right

00:28:47.220 okay

00:28:47.420 yeah yeah yeah

00:28:48.040 well you stopped

00:28:48.880 I had my hand raised

00:28:50.200 this is respect

00:28:51.300 so I get there

00:28:53.320 mind you

00:28:54.000 the whole time

00:28:54.820 in my heart

00:28:55.460 I'm praying

00:28:55.900 I was like

00:28:56.120 please God 0.96

00:28:56.440 don't let anybody

00:28:57.140 like come and beat me up

00:28:58.080 or anything like that 0.90

00:28:58.740 there's a crazy guy outside

00:29:00.180 but me and him

00:29:00.620 are Gucci

00:29:01.000 because I always get him

00:29:01.760 snacks and he loves me

00:29:02.660 so that guy's good

00:29:04.260 I get past him

00:29:05.060 and I'm at the 0.99

00:29:06.700 the fucking 0.99

00:29:07.440 I'm getting my power 1.00

00:29:08.520 that I thirstily needed

00:29:10.020 at 3 o'clock in the morning

00:29:10.960 over a drink 1.00

00:29:11.760 And five guys walk in, get the fuck down, put it in the fucking bag. 1.00

00:29:18.020 I shit bricks immediately, slide down, throw my back against the chips and try to hide in them. 1.00

00:29:25.000 And I realized, I go, oh my God, I can't get out of there. 0.99

00:29:27.420 There's no other exit.

00:29:28.960 Then you just hear, ha ha ha, my boy, how are you doing?

00:29:33.540 Bro, I am sitting there fully submerged in chips.

00:29:38.420 all the chips

00:29:39.640 that I put my back into

00:29:40.580 are completely popped

00:29:41.580 and broken

00:29:42.020 crushed

00:29:42.440 I put my thing

00:29:44.100 I go like this

00:29:44.960 and they go

00:29:45.300 haha my friend

00:29:46.100 they're all like

00:29:46.640 the same ethnicity 1.00

00:29:47.440 and they're dabbing 1.00

00:29:48.000 each other up

00:29:48.580 they're laughing

00:29:49.020 they had no idea

00:29:49.880 I was in there

00:29:50.380 for them to do this joke

00:29:51.440 I come out

00:29:53.000 and they all knew 1.00

00:29:54.140 they fucked up 0.99

00:29:54.760 because they see 1.00

00:29:55.300 my face is completely white

00:29:56.920 and I put the drink down

00:29:58.520 and the guy goes

00:29:59.000 we would have just joking

00:30:00.000 and I go

00:30:00.560 yeah no

00:30:01.140 it's a couple seconds late

00:30:02.340 but whatever

00:30:02.780 you know what you should have done

00:30:03.980 should have popped up

00:30:05.640 from behind

00:30:06.600 where you were

00:30:07.320 and went 1.00

00:30:08.360 put your fucking hands in the air 1.00

00:30:11.340 Los Angeles police 1.00

00:30:13.800 get down

00:30:14.580 get down 1.00

00:30:16.760 anaconda 1.00

00:30:19.280 get down

00:30:21.240 yo those are the kind of things

00:30:23.900 that only happen to you when you're too high to handle

00:30:25.880 them too 0.98

00:30:26.320 no fucking way is I gonna handle that 0.99

00:30:29.960 chair no fucking way bro 1.00

00:30:31.640 you were baked right 0.98

00:30:32.560 and by the way dude just a little FYI

00:30:35.440 like reality's not like 0.98

00:30:37.440 fucking movies bro my dad put me in self-defense class my whole fucking life i've learned from 1.00

00:30:43.420 other people fake guns i steal their fucking gums away from them right show me pop like that take 1.00

00:30:47.580 it against a guy put a gun in front of me all of that knowledge fucking gone i just pissed in my 0.99

00:30:53.400 pants and hung up the phone with my mom because i didn't want her to hear me die george all of 0.98

00:30:58.100 those classes were worth nothing guy's like what do you got i go whatever you want and i just started

00:31:04.180 peen. You're just like the dudes on TikTok

00:31:06.180 when they try to disarm somebody.

00:31:07.940 I don't know. Welcome to the gulag.

00:31:10.280 Jesus Christ. 0.94

00:31:13.100 Just automatic

00:31:14.160 failure. So you were so

00:31:16.140 stoned. Yeah, bro. He's like

00:31:18.180 there's one other part of the story.

00:31:20.000 Then I woke up. I realized I'm like, damn, I'm not even at 0.89

00:31:22.240 7-Eleven. I'm in a recliner 0.98

00:31:24.200 in my apartment. I'm never

00:31:26.180 getting weed from Mike ever again. 1.00

00:31:29.000 The H9X

00:31:30.160 strain. 1.00

00:31:31.940 You know who can't handle their

00:31:33.600 drinking drugs so well?

00:31:37.020 You. No, besides me.

00:31:39.920 Jeff. We had a little issue.

00:31:41.400 We had a little issue with Jeff

00:31:42.740 on the way here to Puerto Rico.

00:31:44.500 Are you going to do this thing where you tell 30% of the story?

00:31:46.580 Yeah, you probably do have to censor something.

00:31:49.620 This is, I can't talk things.

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00:33:01.620 yo i've been on rowdy flights before well this was the rowdiest but like the southwest it wasn't

00:33:06.160 that route a southwest flight spirit i was on that flight where the guy got taped up

00:33:09.520 that was me actually like a spirit airline the guy the dude who got duct taped to his seat you

00:33:14.360 didn't see that no he was the guy i was the guy he was the dude that assaulted my dad is worth 0.99

00:33:19.500 two million the kid the kids in the sea layers fuck you what is my dad's worth two million 0.99

00:33:26.980 like like all right what is he the tiktok cancelations he's the tiktok kid my dad is 0.99

00:33:36.820 worth two million dollars i can't take it anymore i can't be here one second longer 0.97

00:33:40.800 get the fuck off the flight yo it's not even that much money bro that was like i can't say 0.95

00:33:48.860 that in first class see what happened i was gonna be like bro yeah yeah fantastic uh what'd you feel 1.00

00:33:55.480 what'd you think about that about because here's where i stood on it he needed to be restrained

00:34:00.820 the taping of the seat i was completely fine with i was a little unsure about the mouth like in the

00:34:07.260 mouth and nose like when they start to when they start to then act as like judge and executioner 0.97

00:34:12.520 on the guy they're like he groped the fucking the stewardess he did tape him up so he can't breathe 0.92

00:34:18.540 for six hours so like restraining him i was like all right that's cool but then when they started 0.98

00:34:23.920 like the waterboarding and shit i was like who's sitting next to this kid while it was all happening 0.99

00:34:27.960 that's what i wanted no no no but everybody around imagine this because he was he was clearly fucked 0.99

00:34:33.720 up right yes that was the noise he was making can you imagine coming to like you're not fucked up 0.99

00:34:41.140 you're sober up yeah you are taped to a chair yeah your your mouth is taped and you open your 0.89

00:34:48.260 eyes and everyone around you is filming you and laughing everybody on the plane was they were 0.99

00:34:54.240 cracking up at this motherfucker dude laughing their asses off in that one moment i'm not gonna 1.00

00:35:00.860 lie i did have a little bit of empathy for the kid i did feel i was like damn i mean he fucked 1.00

00:35:06.880 up you fucking idiot it's always about uh but like size of the response that's what they say 1.00

00:35:12.820 about anything as it pertains to like altercations or shit that happens whether legally or in the 1.00

00:35:17.660 streets you always have to respond in kind so if someone if someone punches you in a street fight 0.99

00:35:24.560 and you punch them back when they fall on the ground it's done tee off on their head with a

00:35:30.140 kick that's aggravated assault you go to jail for 15 years right so so i'm like okay this dude

00:35:35.500 assaulted the flight attendants tape them to the seat get the cops waiting at the station so he's

00:35:41.260 arrested yeah but when they started to when they started abu grabe style uh torture techniques 0.99

00:35:47.980 they're like cut off his fucking fingers like wait a second i was like dog i'm from tampa nuts 0.98

00:35:54.900 he's allergic i know give it to him start crumbling and putting it in his trunk in his nose 0.99

00:36:01.620 they need they need to come up with a better system for rowdy passengers yes on flights

00:36:08.280 yes think about it you're just trapped in a flying tube with a crazy person dog where

00:36:14.240 where are the zip ties where where's the uh eject button i don't know i don't know if they

00:36:21.080 can pull it off it's just so dark today no no no he's right are you having a problem with your

00:36:24.660 carry on jack talk about a raper bro yeah yeah he was he was grabbing broping dude he was he was 1.00

00:36:34.460 his little sick fuck yeah little sicko and also also think about andrew cuomo of that fly can i 0.99

00:36:40.100 ask you something is anybody taking your guys's mic away from you you just scared you guys are 1.00

00:36:46.140 holding your mics like somebody's about to even know he still doesn't even care no no my pr team

00:36:52.480 told me not to acknowledge

00:36:53.340 anything that has to do

00:36:54.140 with thanks

00:36:54.780 sorry

00:36:55.340 I'm a clean rep

00:36:56.980 no I don't have 0.99

00:36:57.700 a fucking PR team 1.00

00:36:58.780 Andrew Cuomo 1.00

00:36:59.460 this is my PR team

00:37:00.740 my mom and dad

00:37:01.540 on the phone

00:37:01.880 why you say that man

00:37:02.940 don't do that

00:37:03.460 so Jeff

00:37:05.680 Jeff wasn't as bad

00:37:06.580 as that kid

00:37:07.080 who got duct taped

00:37:07.720 to the seat

00:37:08.260 oh I hope not

00:37:09.460 you would have

00:37:10.580 ejected your own manager

00:37:11.640 off the plane

00:37:12.200 we were about to

00:37:12.920 no he wasn't that bad

00:37:15.220 he was definitely

00:37:15.820 having way too much

00:37:17.780 fun though

00:37:18.160 how much did it cost you

00:37:19.360 $35,000

00:37:20.680 wait $35,000 of what

00:37:24.260 private jet damages

00:37:26.840 alright well tell the story

00:37:27.640 look we

00:37:30.500 I don't know what happened

00:37:32.620 we just started drinking a lot and the way that

00:37:34.700 the flight attendant and the pilots

00:37:36.740 packed the plane

00:37:38.100 they put the water behind all of our stuff

00:37:40.740 so they couldn't grab it so we had

00:37:42.640 no choice but to continue drinking

00:37:44.720 liqueur and not water

00:37:46.220 we had no water so by the end of this

00:37:48.760 6-7 hour flight to Puerto Rico

00:37:50.340 we're playing like

00:37:52.640 $40,000 games of Uno

00:37:54.880 just like

00:37:55.920 betting money on Uno

00:37:58.540 Jeff has his shirt off, Chase is throwing drinks

00:38:00.980 at him, Jeff is spilling drinks everywhere

00:38:02.780 cayenne pepper got on the ground

00:38:04.500 that's what they're most pissed about

00:38:06.020 oh that was the biggest thing

00:38:08.060 yeah that's what I'm saying it wasn't crazy rowdy but

00:38:10.600 when we got off the plane

00:38:13.140 you know

00:38:14.800 Jeff was running around like under the

00:38:16.880 jet without a shirt on and like

00:38:18.640 on the tarmac where, like, planes are landing

00:38:20.540 with a $50 bill going,

00:38:22.680 I have $50 million!

00:38:25.280 I have $50 million!

00:38:27.680 We're like, yo, Jeff.

00:38:28.920 Let's keep Jeff sober, huh?

00:38:30.860 Hashtag keep Jeff sober.

00:38:31.980 Nah, he's normally fine.

00:38:33.200 Can I ask you, did this all happen when he, like, had a kid?

00:38:37.380 Right?

00:38:38.120 Or has he always been like this?

00:38:39.060 This was last week, George.

00:38:40.320 No, I'm saying, like, this whole heightened of, like, the new Jeff.

00:38:42.660 No, it's not the new Jeff.

00:38:44.240 These are very rare occurrences.

00:38:46.940 normally i've gone out to many a dinner with jeff he's a very respectable

00:38:51.220 manager uh and friend he just everyone's dude he's got a level he's got a level everybody you

00:38:58.840 can't let him hit right don't let him hit you remember in hawaii when he when he had when he

00:39:05.080 grabbed evan and evan's like let me know i can't breathe and he was like let me know and he had all

00:39:10.640 his stuff in his pocket his phone his wallet everything all of his belongings everything

00:39:14.660 he's ever owned was in his pockets all of his assets were in his pockets and just and jeff

00:39:20.420 just like slowly just dragged them into the pool soaked all of his stuff and was pissed

00:39:27.780 pissed bro i hate to be the guy to say this but i get so excited when he gets mad

00:39:35.340 he's the best angered person ever wait hold on not real angry you like you like evan when he's

00:39:43.640 Intentionally being angry to be funny.

00:39:45.400 I like when he's really angry, but not at me.

00:39:48.660 No.

00:39:49.380 No.

00:39:49.720 I love it.

00:39:50.340 No. 0.99

00:39:51.260 Also, I like to stir shit up sometimes. 1.00

00:39:53.360 Yeah, you're sick of him. 0.99

00:39:54.360 I'm that guy.

00:39:55.000 I love chaos when it's controlled.

00:39:57.480 Controlled chaos.

00:39:58.360 I can watch it from far away.

00:39:59.360 People watch.

00:40:00.500 Dog, I love it.

00:40:01.900 I love it.

00:40:02.340 Let me put it this way.

00:40:03.140 If somebody's proposing, I'm praying.

00:40:05.360 She says no. 0.99

00:40:06.460 So I can see the fucking, the satisfaction of his heart just like this. 0.99

00:40:10.640 Everybody's like, oh, like, I like the chaos. 0.99

00:40:13.000 Don't get me wrong

00:40:13.840 In a perfect world 1.00

00:40:14.400 She'd be like

00:40:14.740 Just kidding 0.88

00:40:15.180 And then they like

00:40:15.920 Fall in love

00:40:16.280 So I could just get

00:40:16.920 The little bit of it

00:40:17.720 And then like it worked

00:40:18.580 But like I love

00:40:19.800 Bro I love it 0.92

00:40:20.820 I fucking love it 0.95

00:40:22.640 I'm actually with you 0.99

00:40:23.580 He spurks up

00:40:24.540 And his eyes are just 0.96

00:40:26.560 Fucking back 0.93

00:40:27.220 And he's just 1.00

00:40:27.680 Saliva coming in 1.00

00:40:29.040 And I know I'm safe

00:40:29.960 I didn't stir that up

00:40:31.480 Just watch it

00:40:32.440 Beautiful

00:40:33.420 Y'all are sick 0.99

00:40:34.420 Both of you 0.99

00:40:35.320 I watched Evan's

00:40:36.400 I watched Evan's

00:40:37.680 Goodbye video

00:40:40.620 He made a video called

00:40:42.600 thank you for everything just like thanking me for this crazy life that we've uh we've lived

00:40:48.740 this past three years like you know leaving uh encino california me moving and it was

00:40:53.300 bro i i watched it on like a tuesday at 2 p.m i was with you i didn't i didn't realize i'd be 0.69

00:40:58.840 fucking crying in my garage actually cried i've never seen you cry before do you ever think it's 0.86

00:41:04.200 because like 1.00

00:41:05.320 just a little bit of you

00:41:08.080 a lot of me

00:41:10.220 no it was just a nice

00:41:12.380 thank you video I'm still waiting for yours

00:41:14.220 I say thank you to you all the time

00:41:22.000 I just don't make videos of it

00:41:23.660 I said thank you to you so much

00:41:25.560 I will take this moment to thank you publicly

00:41:28.120 for everything you are the reason

00:41:30.100 why I have what I have 0.75

00:41:31.560 it doesn't count until it's in your mama's basement 0.99

00:41:33.920 I will not make a fucking video 0.99

00:41:36.320 The reason you have 0.99

00:41:37.340 The shorts you're even wearing 0.85

00:41:39.440 Those are mine 0.99

00:41:40.680 I get a lot of shit about this 0.97

00:41:45.140 I gave you the 0.99

00:41:45.860 Do you remember that 0.99

00:41:46.940 Also what the fuck kind of outfit is this 0.99

00:41:49.780 You look like you got laid off 1.00

00:41:53.440 Fine I will take all of this

00:41:55.040 Hand me down Gucci shorts

00:41:56.300 I will dress each one of these one by one

00:41:58.880 Start with the shorts

00:42:00.100 I will not make the video

00:42:01.040 Because I rate cheeseburgers 1.00

00:42:03.420 and hang out with women 1.00

00:42:05.580 and I don't make those kind of

00:42:07.220 it's just not my content style

00:42:08.680 but but but but but

00:42:11.660 I do want to say thank you very much

00:42:13.660 the shorts

00:42:15.360 I gave you

00:42:17.440 you remember that time I gifted you that off-white shirt

00:42:19.340 that was that was yes I always

00:42:21.420 made that always made me feel a little 1.00

00:42:23.400 bit better I hate that fucking shirt you wear it 1.00

00:42:25.460 sometimes I hate not as much as the shirts that you 0.99

00:42:27.440 wear every single time we go out which is the same 0.98

00:42:29.580 fucking three my my fan base 0.97

00:42:31.340 Yeah, it looks like this, right? 0.99

00:42:32.340 No, ready?

00:42:32.980 Ready?

00:42:33.280 Here they are.

00:42:34.460 There's the multicolored shirt that he wore all the way back from the KSI fight, which

00:42:38.340 has like flowers on it and like purple and green, and it's tailored to fit his biceps

00:42:41.780 real nice.

00:42:42.320 Get a lot of compliments on that shirt.

00:42:43.280 The New York Yankees white one that he wore last night.

00:42:46.340 It's off white.

00:42:47.000 And Pink Floyd t-shirt.

00:42:48.360 Pink Floyd, let's go.

00:42:50.320 He's got three shirts.

00:42:51.580 You want to know something so funny, too?

00:42:53.220 You want to know something so funny, too? 0.99

00:42:54.800 Every time I put on that Pink Floyd shirt, I'm like, bro, who's going to be the fucking 0.99

00:42:58.200 girl tonight? 0.97

00:42:58.780 who's like you don't even know of one pink floyd song and so i i've memorized one pink floyd song

00:43:05.840 which one uh another brick in the wall like okay you know i i tried to like memorize some titles

00:43:11.460 i'm not good at memorizing titles or songs for some reason so so you know if a girl or anyone's

00:43:16.320 like name one pink floyd song you know like a cultured girl i'll be like another brick in the

00:43:22.600 wall and they'll go i i'm waiting for this moment it's gonna happen it hasn't yet they'll go 0.96

00:43:27.020 name another pink floyd song are you i'm fucked i have walked you so i actually just walked you 0.98

00:43:34.660 through that catalog so many fucking i can't remember the name you know all you know comfortably 0.99

00:43:39.440 numb you know uh shine on your crazy diamond you know us and them you know all the i've played 0.98

00:43:46.280 every single one of i got that shirt from jake actually yeah it's a great shirt i actually told

00:43:51.300 this story to bell yesterday or like two days ago the time we were in uh santa monica and logan

00:43:56.520 was taking a picture with a little girl like could not be 12 and she's wearing uh like a band shirt

00:44:03.740 let's just say it is pink floyd but it was a different brand and this 30 or four year old

00:44:09.280 dude runs up on this girl with a skateboard and goes name three songs and take that shirt off

00:44:14.500 and logan goes hey can i see your skateboard real quick and he puts it on the ground he throws it 0.98

00:44:19.480 into traffic wait did that actually that part actually happen yes and he goes fucking beat it 0.99

00:44:24.360 man. And I was just sitting there like, just 0.98

00:44:26.120 admiring this whole situation. I was like, wow,

00:44:28.180 this is so amazing. Bro, I hate when

00:44:30.220 people, why you gotta, just let me wear a fucking 1.00

00:44:32.320 shirt, dude. It's a meme. 1.00

00:44:34.360 It's a meme online. Not

00:44:36.160 the shirt wearing person. The meme

00:44:38.160 is of the person that approaches them now.

00:44:40.380 Like, name three songs.

00:44:42.460 Like, somebody's wearing, it's always Nirvana.

00:44:45.320 It's always Nirvana.

00:44:46.280 It's a Nirvana team. They come up and they say, name three

00:44:48.280 fucking songs. You're not a real fan. 1.00

00:44:50.040 That's why I just rock a shirt. And sync

00:44:52.140 t-shirts. Ask me. Name three

00:44:54.220 Ask me if I wore a fucking Backstreet Boys. 1.00

00:44:58.040 Don't ask me because I don't fucking know. 1.00

00:45:00.440 Wait, no. 0.99

00:45:00.820 No, I don't.

00:45:02.120 Third note.

00:45:03.260 Why am I wearing this shirt?

00:45:06.800 It's part of my...

00:45:07.800 I'm moving into a different style a little bit.

00:45:11.280 I'm aging up.

00:45:12.560 It only looks like you aged up. 1.00

00:45:14.020 Like this is the aged part and this is like the TikTokers I'm trying to figure out my life. 1.00

00:45:18.480 Aged up is the perfect term for your situation right now. 0.98

00:45:21.420 i am trying to figure out my life i've been trying to figure out my life for 36 years george

00:45:27.600 how's that coming it's not going well i feel like we're making this 36 year old jokes for a couple

00:45:32.160 years now i know it's coming up i'm about to turn again but uh in my in my recent in my recent

00:45:38.000 travels uh i was at dinner david was there as well in the central pay which by the way is probably

00:45:44.420 the coolest place i've ever seen uh or been to last week and uh i looked around me and all of

00:45:50.940 the people there were married and they all had kids yeah i know and you know that's always been

00:45:57.880 my response to that but the girl said to me she she said with with our favorite accent by the way

00:46:02.760 every one of them watched the episode where we were talking about what happened in spain

00:46:06.760 they all watched the episode really yeah no no they thought it was hilarious

00:46:10.620 there were like our accents that we give the girls i miss you they said we're making them

00:46:16.740 sound like cleaning ladies i miss you it's like not even close donde but she goes donde i miss

00:46:24.260 you donde esta mi esposa she goes you don't want to be 40 gray hair and no children oh and i was 0.98

00:46:32.820 like fuck i can't even have gray hair when i'm 40 because i'm not gonna even have any hair at 40 1.00

00:46:39.260 yeah you are we're going to turkey take you a broken english woman to explain that to you no 1.00

00:46:44.400 no but also no no everybody broken english really like just hit you in the soul yes that's what i 0.94

00:46:50.300 need children no but it's not even that i mean listen my my stance has always been the same on

00:46:54.900 i think everybody's different some people some people never want to have kids you know what i

00:46:58.700 realized never want to have kids even at 100 years old that would be weird anyways to have kids at

00:47:03.960 that age it takes uh it takes 48 hours i think with someone 48 hours straight with the same person 0.90

00:47:13.420 to realize whether or not y'all fuck with each other i think that's what i'm uh that's the the 0.78

00:47:19.380 time limit that i'm gonna put on compatibility like two days of kicking it yeah uh and i say 0.97

00:47:25.200 this because you know being in puerto rico here i i uh will occasionally fly down a girl who i like

00:47:31.800 spending time with like that's occasionally occasionally yeah the fly outs as mike calls

00:47:37.340 them but the rule is i have to like i i need to like this person because i know that i'm going

00:47:42.200 to be entertaining them here in puerto rico they fly out here they want to have fun it's their

00:47:45.680 vacation right but it's my work so i have to be able to you know uh just vibe appropriately and

00:47:52.260 and sometimes uh i get annoyed of people most people i hate a lot of people pretty much yeah

00:48:00.300 i mean i love people but like you know bro 48 hours and another word from our sponsors you guys

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00:49:00.140 Back to the program.

00:49:01.880 I'm not super willing to compromise right now.

00:49:07.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:08.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:09.220 Like a relationship's hard.

00:49:10.140 You're in a relationship

00:49:11.140 There's a lot of bending

00:49:13.340 There's a lot of give and take

00:49:14.300 I'm willing to not bend that much

00:49:17.680 Or take

00:49:18.240 You mean bending or taking

00:49:20.640 I'm not doing anything

00:49:21.760 But it's also really difficult for you

00:49:23.960 Because you're locked in

00:49:25.200 And also

00:49:26.080 There's 0.98

00:49:28.660 A world of women 1.00

00:49:31.600 Out there 1.00

00:49:33.520 Let's go

00:49:37.540 Let's go

00:49:38.520 Is that a play? 1.00

00:49:39.240 the world of women go let's do it because i know we're about to dive the let's go 1.00

00:49:44.360 i'm the one more for that i'm the proud owner of over 40 women on the blockchain 1.00

00:49:50.660 so you're saying you own women wait check with the ref hold on own women

00:49:56.140 and now we're gonna say it different i intentionally said it like that i think it's

00:50:00.960 i i'm gonna go ahead and like uh address the elephant in the room um so okay

00:50:05.680 imagine there actually was the world of women it's an nft project i want to like dive into 0.61

00:50:10.900 nfts on this episode because i'm going fucking crazy on nfts bro i dropped a million dollars on

00:50:16.080 digital images pngs bro this week that you can screenshot and also have except i'm the actual 0.91

00:50:24.140 owner of it and uh i've just been diving into the space and a project that i'm very very very

00:50:29.940 bullish on is world of women and uh i think it's kind of just it's not it's not ironic but you know

00:50:39.100 me like having ownership of these images of women on the blockchain kind of sounds

00:50:45.500 like weird but what the project means what it represents what it stands for in the art itself

00:50:51.140 i love um i i i aped as they say in the crypto world into this project um i got some really

00:50:57.960 really beautiful night goddesses uh i got a royalty club member which uh basically gives a

00:51:07.260 pool of 19 people per a percentage of the sales so the community of the world of women has like

00:51:12.560 a great group um the the girl who started the project her name is yam is uh here to basically

00:51:20.160 like level the playing field for women to break through in crypto and i think that has yet to be

00:51:26.160 done i think that's a uh gonna be a an exploding vertical in the space soon i love the art i love

00:51:33.220 the cultural significance i think eventually when nfts are understood as the uh the monumental

00:51:40.660 asset that they are this project will take off in the future two things i believe in ready

00:51:45.560 crypto and women crypto and women love women love crypto i think the people behind the project i

00:51:53.760 think the team i think the community are is amazing um and i'm just excited to to be a part

00:51:59.160 of it honestly can you give a little bit more color uh as to what has been happening it's been

00:52:04.920 a while since we talked about uh nfts on the show sure a lot a lot has happened in the past

00:52:13.120 call it call it three months but then a lot has happened in the past three weeks in the crypto

00:52:18.880 world and i and i and i think you know punks have driven a lot of that i think punks have brought

00:52:24.160 nfts to the mainstream um and and a number of other projects um but do you want to paint a

00:52:30.360 little bit as to as to what's happened in the punks world in the nft world over the past couple

00:52:34.100 weeks sure so as we talked about in the before on this podcast and have not talked about in a while

00:52:40.180 um nfts non-fungible tokens digital asset assets that one person can claim ownership of

00:52:47.860 on the blockchain and what i predict is going to happen because this just makes the most sense to

00:52:52.880 me because i really do believe that pretty much all of the world is going digital so if you start

00:52:58.560 there and if you believe that nfts will make sense to you i saw a tweet the other day i don't know if

00:53:02.900 this is the right sentiment that i'm trying to uh capture but i saw a tweet that like uh with

00:53:07.640 celebrities people went from autographs to selfies with with digital assets or just assets in general

00:53:15.560 it's going to go from like tangible physical collectibles to digital art and i think kids

00:53:21.780 now are being normalized to digital art they understand something that is a lot harder for

00:53:28.640 us to grasp grasp because we like we like holding the thing right but the idea of ownership of

00:53:37.600 digital assets is so exciting because i was having this conversation at dinner bro can you can you

00:53:42.740 imagine a world where the mona lisa was broken into fifths fractional ownership you're talking

00:53:49.620 about let's say let's say it was broken into fifths and you can buy that ownership on the

00:53:53.900 blockchain and be an owner of the mona lisa the actual mona lisa is like physically stored

00:53:58.320 somewhere but the country of france whoever owns it the louvre maybe uh assigns ownership to five

00:54:04.420 people bro the country could raise billions of dollars instantly just by letting a couple

00:54:12.460 billionaires own a fifth of the mona lisa like the the possibilities of uh digital art and and

00:54:21.280 assets on the blockchain i think are are limitless and there's so much room for growth and create

00:54:28.180 creativity in the space uh as meta worlds start to come out and uh is that like earth too like

00:54:34.320 that kind of stuff yeah pretty much bro like everything's going digital bro i do like how the

00:54:38.340 the galleries in your phone so you don't have to take somebody to your house to your art gallery

00:54:43.280 you could like kind of reminisce at dinner but now it's also they're they're starting to create

00:54:48.560 ways to show them in in home as well yeah with the streams right correct like holographs but

00:54:52.380 so listen obviously at first when you talked about this on the show call it eight months ago maybe

00:54:58.740 we all laughed bro it was it was four months ago i said i go yo i bought this this crypto punk it's 0.97

00:55:06.040 called this hoodie punk for 170k we're all like whoa no way i got an offer on this fucking hooded 0.98

00:55:15.720 crypto punk for 700 000 i'm sitting in my computer like this what the fuck oh hi big man and it still 0.98

00:55:25.720 wasn't enough it bro i go if i just go like this i have 700 000 for this image and it i didn't sell 0.84

00:55:33.460 it right right because i i believe i'm gonna sell it for like multi multi millions of dollars one

00:55:38.160 day um so so now i am you know i'm i'm a late bloomer and i'll and i'll take the the penalty

00:55:45.380 that is not listening you know what i'm saying and and now punks have gone from a 30 000 floor

00:55:51.240 to 150 000 floor and people are you know paying attention you told me banks told me and so i'm

00:55:56.500 starting to look at some of these other projects and pay a little bit more attention to what gary

00:55:59.580 be saying and i i do like the space i think it's very interesting the the one thing i've noticed

00:56:05.360 is that uh unlike the art world first and foremost the nft space right now is the wild west

00:56:12.040 at the at the at the highest level do you know what it is really i'm realizing and i've drawn

00:56:16.920 this connection at this particular moment in time the excitement and hype about the nft space is

00:56:23.820 almost exactly what it was for shit coins about two months about a month to two months ago but

00:56:29.160 but with a tangible good attached which is which is the difference right like you actually are 0.80

00:56:33.060 getting something it's not like do you know yeah yeah yeah you're getting it's but are but are you

00:56:39.260 because actually no you're not so that's the whole point so it's it well you're getting the the art

00:56:44.600 right sure but it's not tangible it's not tangible no no no it's never tangible you said it uh i think

00:56:50.580 you misspoke tangible is something you can hold yeah yeah yeah i mean technically it's you can

00:56:55.000 hold your phone in your hand everyone can right it's not tangible okay okay what maybe that's not

00:56:58.780 the right term but you're you're getting something of note something that you can see value you know

00:57:03.220 what i'm saying so a value whatever anyways what i'm getting at here is the factors for success or

00:57:09.720 for uh that that impact meaningful projects is so drastically different than anything we've ever

00:57:17.600 seen before let's talk about this and just the just the last doing an asmr thing you could you

00:57:23.720 but i guess all all i was getting at was was was in the entire history of art uh who's the artist

00:57:30.960 you know what does their past work look like how long has the piece been around for what is the

00:57:36.400 material that it's painted on all of these things now it's that is a really cool penguin

00:57:44.280 so okay that is a really cool penguin i'm getting people are like yo that is a dope

00:57:55.080 penguin so what he's talking about is a project called pudgy penguins are you mad at me that i

00:58:01.720 did that i brought that up no we're just talking about yeah yeah no no what no i was going to talk

00:58:07.200 about this that's what which is why i wanted to address that a lot of people are asking me like

00:58:09.840 how are you choosing your projects like what kind of research are you doing and it is tough because

00:58:15.080 there's probably probably about 50 new nft projects launching per day most of them are

00:58:21.240 going to fail if not like damn near all of them so how do you pick the significant projects

00:58:25.740 for me two things i look at that's it ready one is the art do i like it me logan literally

00:58:35.200 subjective completely intuitive do i like it as a collector by the way i realize this now i'm a

00:58:42.420 i'm a professional collector i i just hit me i go why do i like like gathering things of the same

00:58:48.720 vertical and just like and seeing what happens to it like when i was younger i collected rocks

00:58:53.420 and coins i've always loved and then it became pokemon i started to get a little bit more money 0.62

00:58:57.240 got a lot of pokemon cards now it's the nft space which i think is going to be fucking massive bro

00:59:01.780 I don't even think we can comprehend how big the concept is going to be.

00:59:05.720 But one, the art.

00:59:07.680 Completely intuitive, right?

00:59:08.680 You just have to like it.

00:59:09.520 And then two, the cultural significance.

00:59:13.320 What does it mean for culture? 1.00

00:59:15.220 Okay, which is why I like World of Women. 0.90

00:59:18.100 One of the first female-led, female-empowering projects on the blockchain with really, really amazing art and an amazing community, I'm in.

00:59:29.420 my issue with the penguins with like the board apes yacht club is i see the hype but to me

00:59:38.240 a fucking penguin on my wall as an art piece when i have my digital frames isn't something like i 0.89

00:59:44.040 that's not cool to me i i don't i don't i don't get it i i i i think it's a very short-term 0.96

00:59:50.480 project uh there's a lot of people making a lot of money with flips but bro this space to me is

00:59:57.700 not a couple months play it's not a couple years play this is like a decade like i'm i'm looking

01:00:02.540 10 years out those are the projects i'm looking for i'm looking for when i when when i imagine

01:00:07.760 this piece on my wall what's the story behind it what's the narrative what can i tell people oh

01:00:12.540 that's a that's a pudgy penguin it's uh it's like a it's like a chubby cartoon penguin so

01:00:21.840 no no bro that's not why oh that that's a crypto punk this is one of the first nft projects

01:00:28.960 on uh on uh the ethereum network and it was i bought it for 170k and now people are offering

01:00:35.940 me 3 million for it that's cool to me and this was one of the this was one of the the uh catalysts

01:00:42.760 for why the space took off and that this was that project i like that narrative there's a lot of

01:00:48.440 projects i just don't i don't i don't get right now and i see the hype and i just can't sink my

01:00:52.180 teeth into them it's so weird it's so weird like like because there's a level of sub subjectivity

01:00:59.020 in this that like i like as a collector as someone who does this and you and you've gotten confident

01:01:04.500 for good reason in your ability to understand that your subjective uh interest in a project

01:01:14.080 probably translates into a greater interest in a project i am so

01:01:19.060 generally basic in my taste that it helps me even just me as a creator

01:01:26.300 i kind of know what people want finger on the pulse yeah i kind of know

01:01:33.780 what it works and i have a pretty good track record and so when i when i choose these projects

01:01:40.960 i i put my heart and soul into them this is now a piece of me bro i have like a collection

01:01:48.220 on my profile uh that's public and everyone can see and i'm like this is cool to me like i love

01:01:54.560 going on my open and see and just like scrolling at all these different things i own and all these

01:01:59.000 fun exciting projects i think that's why you are actually successful in it because you're not doing

01:02:03.400 it to get money you're doing it just because you are passionate about it i really i really do like 0.98

01:02:08.500 it um but damn bro you fucking know how to make money dude it's so funny watching you make money 0.99

01:02:13.840 i can't tell what i'm better at spending money or making money dude it's very equal because you are 1.00

01:02:19.220 an idiot when it comes to spending money but you are also so fucking smart when it comes to making 1.00

01:02:24.120 money so it's kind of like equals out you're like you're like all right you're a genius you're a mad 1.00

01:02:28.460 genius dog a mad genius dog you're a mad money last night dog wait hold up before before we get

01:02:34.720 into that just just i want to wrap this up the thing that i'm most excited for and this is the

01:02:39.100 first time i've ever said anything about this for the last six months i've been working on

01:02:45.580 my own nft project that i believe is going to change the game because as of now there's a model

01:02:53.060 that uh a lot of people in the crypto space have identified and that's releasing a set number of

01:03:01.120 unique assets each with different characteristics and you're kind of crossing your fingers your

01:03:06.060 project pops off right crypto punks there's 10 000 pudgy apes or board apes 10 000 pudgy penguins

01:03:13.120 i think there's like 8888 there's a set number it's it's all just the same thing just rewrapped

01:03:18.140 into different skins and you hope there's enough hype and a community around to build

01:03:21.740 value in your project right i think then i think there needs to be a fresh take

01:03:26.800 and this project that i have uh is that fresh take september 1st cryptozoo.co i'm gonna tease

01:03:35.820 it that's all i'm gonna say about it now uh because we're finishing up the the development

01:03:40.900 but i am so excited about this project it's it's it's so fun it provides a yield with a token can

01:03:46.880 earn you money and as a person who understands i think the nft space enough to know what works

01:03:52.860 what people want and what they're looking for i think my game is gonna make uh make some waves

01:03:57.640 so it actually is stay on the lookout for uh crypto zoo i didn't know you had a date bro

01:04:02.380 how do we invest in it huh how do we invest in it uh well you guys are gonna get early access

01:04:08.820 obviously like not that early but like it's funny because i'm not doing this because like i'm your

01:04:13.460 boy when you showed it to me i didn't know it was yours and i was like oh this is fucking cool

01:04:18.840 bro we we have a massive team behind it and are probably out of pocket

01:04:25.120 like a million just because we believe it's going to work on development yeah

01:04:30.560 just for some context for people out there this has consumed his life me me and me and danny and

01:04:40.400 and many others i was able to give uh danny a little a little bit of equity her first like

01:04:45.380 equity project yeah yeah i texted her this i was like i was like look i'm gonna make you project 0.93

01:04:53.780 manager uh i'm gonna give you some equity you might make a lot of fucking money you might make 1.00

01:04:57.380 no money at all but like it's gonna be fun wow that's what i said one day she's gonna be on a 0.96

01:05:02.140 yacht and she's gonna be like no but it starts with the product bro and i'm super fucking 0.58

01:05:07.940 particular about this product it's taken six months half the projects not half well yeah half 0.63

01:05:12.520 the ones that i'm invested in right now i'm looking at like the timelines on it they're quick

01:05:16.480 bro they're it's quick to make a digital asset with you know unique randomly generated

01:05:21.400 characteristics we handmade art for the past six months bro approval very specific notes 10

01:05:30.500 different artists making art for our project a development team that has to be wizards because

01:05:35.920 you're dealing with blockchain people's money uh transactions and uh it's going to be on the

01:05:40.920 binance smart chain just i'm saying this here now because uh the ethereum network the gas fees

01:05:45.840 don't make sense for the type of uh continuous and frequent transactions taking place in our game

01:05:51.020 like gas fees by the way for people who aren't in crypto is when you make a transaction if the

01:05:56.000 network is clogged you have to pay a fee to get your transaction from a to b it's called gas um

01:06:03.500 sounds like tax pretty much and generally and i love how they bragged about like oh the government 0.84

01:06:07.860 taxes you and then all of a sudden gas fees like bitch it's monopoly bro it's like as soon as you 0.53

01:06:11.960 get to the top well they're working they're working on it yeah the better work can get 0.99

01:06:15.880 ridiculous dude they can get ridiculous bro i'm gonna go pee yeah i have to go pee as well how

01:06:20.500 is that possible i can wait i can wait if two if two is supposed to address that correct the new 0.99

01:06:26.080 the new they've been supposed to address it for a year because because normally what happens is

01:06:30.520 if you're if you're buying on one of these uh drops you're also paying an extremely increased

01:06:36.160 fee because you're paying for a higher cue mark to get pushed up in the queue for a faster release

01:06:40.480 but honestly i am very excited about this project i i just just to watch how much work you've put

01:06:47.720 into it and how much time you and danny and jeff and uh everybody has spent on it it's going to be

01:06:53.360 really cool to see it come to come to life man yeah yeah bro gary has v friends crushing right

01:07:00.540 now gary vanderjuck vanderjuck good friend of mine yeah absolutely crushing and i and i'm here like

01:07:05.800 now it's my turn you know i'm excited to launch uh to launch my game you keep using out and you

01:07:12.620 just did it again you keep using a word there game you're not using like a project it's a game

01:07:20.080 it's a game it's a fun it's a really fun game that makes you money so because what i'm hearing

01:07:27.160 is someone who loved nfts and loved the game of pokemon has come up with a game you know what i'm 0.52

01:07:36.300 saying you want to know something so fucking funny bro dude okay so i came up with this idea here 0.93

01:07:42.320 actually in puerto rico in february um and i was like i think this might be um a really fucking 0.78

01:07:49.860 good idea uh and i knew i wanted to make a creative mark in the nft space not just a collecting mark

01:07:57.140 right uh and i started with two ideas i could not do one of them was club penguin bro i wanted to

01:08:05.880 put the penguins from club penguin on the blockchain like get the rights to club penguin

01:08:10.780 bring it back for the millennials who play cup club penguin and had it stripped from them by

01:08:15.680 the way i thought you didn't like penguins taken from our hands no i say that because it's funny 0.94

01:08:19.820 because not pudgy penguin like humans have a weird thing for fucking penguins dude weird and then i 0.78

01:08:26.320 and then i wanted to do it with pokemon looked into getting the uh the licensing uh for that 0.94

01:08:31.040 impossible impossible good luck so i was like you know what i got something even better and

01:08:35.740 more viral oh just fucking wait i'm excited obviously what kind of changing gears i guess

01:08:41.400 a little bit but also staying on it what what is it about you lately and what is it about puerto 0.91

01:08:46.460 rico that's been allowing you to because you'll send text to the group chat of ideas that are

01:08:55.280 billion dollar ideas dude and and obviously that's aggressive for me to say that but 0.77

01:09:00.680 very very solid fucking ideas if not daily like weekly right why are you what is it about this 0.92

01:09:09.040 place that allows you to come up with that stuff i don't know or is it just the weed 0.99

01:09:12.540 it's the drugs no i don't know i don't know bro because my plate is full

01:09:21.520 everyone in my friend group knows like i cannot take any more projects i just can't and so i'll

01:09:27.880 come up with ideas and send voicemails i'll be like hey like whatever one of you wants to 0.76

01:09:31.480 fucking run with this if you want to put in the time it's a good idea so i want to say one can i 0.82

01:09:35.820 say or is that just not that one the one because is anyone doing anything i will surely would love 0.98

01:09:41.200 to do something like that you told me not to because you were like actually wait that's too

01:09:44.760 good i might want it never mind all right no please don't for the crypto zoo i have to decide

01:09:51.360 uh a lot of a lot of mints when they first mint the uh the asset uh we we just did one it was at

01:09:58.620 0.085 eth it's probably about is what is it like a 200 it was 250 250 purchase uh crypto zoo we're

01:10:07.880 gonna launch our eggs at i think 0.1 eth so it's gonna be a three more affordable 300 to buy in

01:10:12.380 but uh um to be honest with you one thing that we're kind of struggling with the game and it's

01:10:18.960 interesting talking about it without actually having the the product for people to see

01:10:24.040 uh kids are addicted to it our developers kids all of them cannot stop playing the game

01:10:32.100 and it's interesting because we've definitely created like a viral fun uh interactive game

01:10:40.200 for for for kids uh they're all bothering their dads and moms about about the can we hatch the

01:10:47.480 eggs yeah can we hatch yes uh but obviously the crypto space is not for kids no is there is but

01:10:54.500 is there a way it could potentially be uh commercialized or repackaged into like a game

01:11:00.300 that could be i think the way it's gonna i think the way it's gonna game i think the way it's gonna

01:11:05.080 to work is it's going to be a fantastic bonding experience for uh for families to be honest with

01:11:11.140 you where who one person might be into crypto more than the rest uh and then also i think the

01:11:16.880 coolest thing about our project is i really really do believe it is going to be the catalyst

01:11:25.580 for a lot of young people getting into crypto i think this will be their first fun nft crypto

01:11:33.700 experience my game i think do you see it developing throughout years i'm trying to

01:11:40.740 bridge the gap for people who maybe aren't so into it yet because a lot of the world doesn't

01:11:46.500 understand it right this is a very simple easy way to get involved have some fun and uh start

01:11:52.020 start uh building your portfolio uh and no on that i actually saw some statistics for ownership

01:11:58.400 of crypto on a randomly uh questioned group of people and uh i think 4 000 internet users were

01:12:07.200 queried in the united states and six percent of those people uh admitted to owning crypto that

01:12:13.500 is nothing yeah yeah i know that is nothing so that's why when people tell you yeah bitcoin's

01:12:19.320 going to a million like they might be right want to hear something even weirder 32 percent of those

01:12:26.360 queried in nigeria owned crypto which was strange to me and there was a lot of people that are

01:12:32.780 asking questions about it like is that i suppose that they're like a center for fraud or something

01:12:37.440 they have no banking system oh no citizen really has an account all right anyways all i was getting

01:12:46.480 at is yes this is just the beginning of crypto and you can you will definitely interest more

01:12:50.740 people in it uh september 1st that's awesome what else let's go i see stuff about sex on there

01:12:55.000 Oh bro bro

01:12:56.580 Have you seen the show

01:12:57.480 Sex Life

01:12:58.360 On Netflix

01:12:58.980 Yes

01:12:59.600 I was about to say 0.99

01:13:00.740 Belle's been binging this 0.99

01:13:02.020 Yeah of course she has

01:13:03.060 Have you seen

01:13:03.480 Episode 3

01:13:04.800 Belle do you want to

01:13:06.260 Hop in for this

01:13:06.760 Because I don't know 1.00

01:13:07.240 Belle get in here 0.99

01:13:09.500 Get in here

01:13:10.200 Have you seen episode 3

01:13:11.320 Yeah

01:13:11.920 This dude

01:13:12.940 This dude has the 1.00

01:13:14.640 Biggest cock 1.00

01:13:15.760 I've ever seen 0.99

01:13:16.840 In my life

01:13:17.780 Wait wait wait

01:13:18.340 It's nude 1.00

01:13:19.000 What the fuck are you 1.00

01:13:19.940 Watching while I'm at the gym 1.00

01:13:21.300 Bro I can't be the only one

01:13:22.620 Who thinks this

01:13:23.500 Dude the best

01:13:24.400 I think it was a body double though for that

01:13:26.400 because I don't think they showed the rest of his

01:13:28.860 body like the top part of his body.

01:13:30.640 I saw that there was a cut but I couldn't tell 0.99

01:13:32.420 was that his penis? I don't know. 0.99

01:13:34.440 Dude that was a penis. It was just a quick 0.99

01:13:36.600 bathroom like scene. Wait they showed

01:13:38.520 dicks in the show? One dick. Just that 1.00

01:13:40.680 one. That's why I'm thinking because there's so

01:13:42.580 many sex scenes between him and the girl

01:13:44.620 that like doesn't make sense so I think it was a body double.

01:13:46.420 How did you go from entourage to that?

01:13:49.000 You finished entourage.

01:13:50.140 He was like you're watching some guy

01:13:52.100 Entourage.

01:13:53.520 I'm on my way to the gym.

01:13:54.600 She calls me.

01:13:55.000 She's like, babe, are we going to finish Entourage?

01:13:56.380 I go, just wait for me, dude.

01:13:57.300 Stop being so pushy about it.

01:13:58.280 She goes, okay, I'm going to start something else.

01:13:59.820 Come back.

01:14:00.200 She's on season 14.

01:14:01.420 How did you binge watch?

01:14:02.720 There's only one season.

01:14:03.340 Do not.

01:14:04.040 Do not. 0.99

01:14:04.760 Leave your girl alone at home with your Netflix account that you watch episodes of things

01:14:09.520 together.

01:14:10.020 Don't do that.

01:14:10.860 Dude. 0.99

01:14:11.180 She will watch it without you.

01:14:12.340 I actually don't.

01:14:12.920 Oh, yeah.

01:14:13.320 I respect that rule because it's very sacred.

01:14:15.500 If he watched something without me that we were watching together, I'd be seriously

01:14:18.600 very mad. 1.00

01:14:19.860 i gotta ask what are you guys watching what can i can i ask you talk to me about that penis 1.00

01:14:27.040 how impressive was this penis what do you mean it was it was a very like long penis very long 1.00

01:14:34.560 penis dude he had a baseball bat coming out of his groin and i know i know you're used to this 1.00

01:14:42.500 guy's dick so she's like yes kind of normal to me swinging a baseball bat bro that one was just 0.99

01:14:48.820 like i feel like was just a little too excessive like it was like really long and weird i think 0.99

01:14:53.020 i'd be like a little weirded out i'm not a girl never have been but i look at something like that

01:14:57.700 and i go what how does how does that work how does that oh it's like one of those fake dildo

01:15:03.400 things that are like this long yes oh good for him also but it's also very thin there's a guy

01:15:08.440 that i actually worked with no it wasn't it wasn't absolutely not i thought it was i don't know

01:15:13.640 maybe i saw you only quickly i'm sorry bro when i say baseball that bat i'm talking about like a 0.53

01:15:17.620 louisville fucking slugger dude i just remember being very long but but she'll she'll admit to 0.94

01:15:24.200 this too but like alex cooper for example what do they call boyfriend dick that that's not 1.00

01:15:28.980 boyfriend dick like like when that thing comes out like girls aren't like yes they're like fuck 0.99

01:15:34.400 can we can we get some comments below like ladies what happens what happens when you see a when you 1.00

01:15:40.360 see a peepee that is just it's pain dude they do too big to handle what do you do it's painful 0.69

01:15:48.320 for them it is painful you know what i'm saying like that's uh sorry george to have to ask 0.99

01:15:53.380 oh you fucked up well how did i fuck up i don't know she she didn't know what he's kidding all 0.99

01:16:02.320 right so so giant we're on the topic of giant cocks i don't think he did i think he just said 1.00

01:16:06.640 that it was funny because you made a comment about a dick oh you're talking about his dick 1.00

01:16:10.400 well yeah oh nice nice nice i don't know i love how you guys brag about my dick more than i brag 1.00

01:16:17.800 he was looking at me in a good way he wasn't looking at me in a bad way i'm fucking proud 0.99

01:16:21.980 of my boy's dick this is the only reason i'm not afraid of my height when people make fun of my 1.00

01:16:25.800 height i go you have no idea george's dick is bigger than his body i lay down and people think 1.00

01:16:32.140 I'm 6'4". 1.00

01:16:33.320 I'm just kidding.

01:16:34.160 That was my first comment.

01:16:35.220 I was like...

01:16:36.640 You know what's actually...

01:16:37.620 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

01:16:38.840 Dude, this guy...

01:16:40.040 Me and George go way back.

01:16:41.140 You know, I've seen...

01:16:42.360 This is before

01:16:42.980 Me Too movement happened

01:16:44.080 and I used to joke around

01:16:45.380 and flash my friends.

01:16:46.920 It was fun.

01:16:47.520 I would never...

01:16:48.200 Look, we'd see his pee-pee

01:16:49.700 and he'd swing it around sometimes.

01:16:51.340 I swear to God,

01:16:52.320 I thought this guy

01:16:52.980 would get that thing

01:16:53.580 going fast enough.

01:16:54.420 He'd take off.

01:16:56.360 Helicopter.

01:16:57.040 Just...

01:16:57.480 Takes off.

01:17:01.060 George, where'd you go?

01:17:02.140 In high school, this is, I probably will probably get cut.

01:17:05.660 But in high school, I used to walk around the locker room and ask people what time it was. 0.99

01:17:08.480 But I would wrap my dick around my wrist and I would pull it out. 0.99

01:17:11.620 I'm like, yo, what time is it? 1.00

01:17:12.720 They'd be like, get the fuck away from me, bro. 0.99

01:17:14.380 He still does that. 0.99

01:17:16.460 Sorry.

01:17:18.040 Sorry.

01:17:19.180 Sorry.

01:17:19.500 I did do that.

01:17:20.080 I go up to my girl.

01:17:20.800 I'm like, yo, baby, what time is it?

01:17:22.420 Sorry, what did you say? 1.00

01:17:23.760 He takes his penis and wraps it around his wrist. 1.00

01:17:27.860 How many times can you get it around? 1.00

01:17:29.680 Four or five.

01:17:30.220 This one.

01:17:30.660 Can you imagine?

01:17:31.300 He's like three.

01:17:32.140 He's like six.

01:17:35.060 It's one of those snap-ons.

01:17:39.540 All right.

01:17:42.620 I'm going to head out.

01:17:43.640 But by the way,

01:17:44.580 why is this weird?

01:17:45.920 Why is this weird?

01:17:46.520 Because growing up,

01:17:47.200 me and my guy friends

01:17:48.040 would always have jokes.

01:17:49.580 We would set the person up

01:17:50.980 so when they walk into the room,

01:17:52.060 they would see something 0.98

01:17:52.880 really fucking funny. 0.98

01:17:54.460 I had my ongoing joke 0.96

01:17:56.060 and this actually backfired 0.93

01:17:57.320 because Simi walked in on me, bro. 1.00

01:17:59.320 And you had your dick wrapped. 1.00

01:18:00.540 And I actually have a vlog 1.00

01:18:01.600 coming out about it. 0.98

01:18:02.460 It's a really fucking good vlog. 0.95

01:18:04.700 Obviously, we're not going to show this part, 0.96

01:18:05.960 but my best friend, Kaveh, was visiting 0.99

01:18:07.500 and I pretended like my dick 0.99

01:18:09.280 was caught in a dresser 1.00

01:18:10.940 and I was screaming for my life,

01:18:12.380 like, help me, I'm stuck.

01:18:14.240 And Simi rushes to my help. 1.00

01:18:17.400 And she saw my stretched cock. 1.00

01:18:22.640 It stretched like a slinky? 1.00

01:18:24.160 Like, dude, this, I'm going to be honest,

01:18:26.640 probably not the best sight to be seeing.

01:18:28.820 It was made for my best friend

01:18:30.840 and no one else. 0.99

01:18:31.600 And I definitely scarred the fuck out of her. 0.96

01:18:35.740 And it was terrible. 1.00

01:18:37.460 Fucking dicks, dude. 1.00

01:18:39.380 I was almost responsible for a massive altercation 1.00

01:18:43.140 between two of the biggest combat sports stars on the planet.

01:18:48.420 Chef Eric, my chef, texted me.

01:18:52.920 He's like, yo, can you get me in to catch tonight?

01:18:54.480 So I hit up my personal catch.

01:18:55.640 I was like, hey, can you get a table for my chef, Eric, plus three.

01:19:00.680 didn't think anything of it right i don't know why he didn't say i bro i get i get a text from

01:19:06.120 the girl the next morning she's like yeah yo eric showed up with conor mcgregor

01:19:11.100 because he's cooking for conor yeah in his camp and i was like oh i didn't know that i don't know

01:19:17.980 why i didn't make that connection like yeah okay cool she's like yeah khabib was here 10 minutes

01:19:24.920 Before McGregor walked in

01:19:26.920 10 minutes

01:19:28.840 Apparently the staff was flipping 0.96

01:19:31.400 The fuck out 0.99

01:19:32.560 Because Khabib was at the restaurant 0.99

01:19:34.400 And no one knew Conor was coming 0.99

01:19:37.000 He just showed up right 0.99

01:19:38.060 And they fucking hate each other 0.99

01:19:41.340 They would have absolutely 1.00

01:19:43.520 Wait they hate each other?

01:19:44.940 Yeah bro

01:19:45.500 Well there's people out there

01:19:48.500 No apparently it's still a very active

01:19:51.420 Fiery beef 1.00

01:19:52.780 They say some shit, bro, that is like bloodline or religion. 1.00

01:19:56.700 Like, Connor called his wife a towel. 1.00

01:19:59.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:01.340 How did he say shit like that and get away with it? 1.00

01:20:03.360 He assaulted an entire culture. 1.00

01:20:04.600 And didn't Connor say shit about his dad, too, and stuff like that? 0.99

01:20:06.900 Oh, I don't know. 0.98

01:20:07.600 Wait, dude, I saw it.

01:20:08.580 That seems too far.

01:20:09.980 Maybe, maybe.

01:20:10.700 Anyways.

01:20:11.220 No, he did.

01:20:11.980 He did.

01:20:12.320 And he deleted them.

01:20:13.040 Yeah.

01:20:13.140 The best thing about it is, if it went down, I would have had front row seats because I

01:20:18.660 was right there.

01:20:19.080 Oh, you were there?

01:20:19.760 I was there.

01:20:20.460 And I was sitting right behind him.

01:20:21.920 No way.

01:20:22.460 and here's the only issue connor was just hopping around on crutches yeah he was just on crutches

01:20:27.460 he went he went from there uh it was him eric a bunch of other people at the table they ate

01:20:34.260 and then we all went over to uh hide after and everybody was at hide because everything's

01:20:40.060 opening back up in la or was at least at the time and uh so he had the table with with mark from

01:20:46.120 catch the owner of catch and he was they were just sending bottles over and i went over at some

01:20:51.640 point and eric introduced me to him and i i gave him one of these and i was like good to meet you

01:20:56.600 brother and he he's just like yeah all right mate man it was quick and i don't think he gives a 0.77

01:21:03.380 single fuck oh why should he right but uh yeah it was interesting did he know you dated lana roach 0.95

01:21:07.440 nah did you tell him i don't think so nah but that probably would have helped he would have 0.99

01:21:11.460 probably been a lot you tell your best-selling author no i didn't tell him any of that stuff

01:21:15.480 but he was on crutches he's yeah yeah uh he's still in the gym though he's still he's still

01:21:20.940 trying to stay active and fit yeah good for him you know very interesting that would have been

01:21:26.520 that would have been a fucking crazy situation yeah it happened i it's it's it's so weird not

01:21:31.880 being in la because i hear and i see the things right but i really am like i've established a 0.72

01:21:40.420 life out here so i feel like that's gonna start happening more like more and more i really i

01:21:46.200 really do i i just i we've we've talked about this so much i just don't think la is going to be the

01:21:50.360 the epicenter of entertainment anymore.

01:21:54.340 I mean,

01:21:54.640 if you just digital,

01:21:55.520 I don't think it needs to be.

01:21:56.580 Yeah.

01:21:56.820 Yeah.

01:21:57.120 It's,

01:21:57.400 it's,

01:21:57.620 it's like,

01:21:58.200 it's like,

01:21:58.720 especially for groups,

01:22:00.540 like for example,

01:22:01.400 David's group,

01:22:02.180 like they could all uproot and go do what they do in any city on the

01:22:05.400 planet.

01:22:05.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:22:06.680 They don't need LA.

01:22:07.680 The,

01:22:07.880 the,

01:22:07.980 the people that are going to have trouble are creators.

01:22:11.580 Honestly,

01:22:12.060 are people like me,

01:22:13.260 creators who rely mostly on collaborations with other creators outside

01:22:16.220 of their group.

01:22:16.980 Do you understand what I'm saying?

01:22:18.520 You're,

01:22:18.920 you're not creating for youtube anymore so you could bring nft building you could bring boxing

01:22:22.800 training you could bring all this stuff some people are pissed about about yeah i saw this

01:22:27.520 trending on twitter the other day hashtag uh upload on youtube logan paul oh yeah i love all

01:22:32.140 of you i think i'm gonna upload on youtube soon but um something a little bit more value-based

01:22:38.500 and it would just be me going over nft projects that i think are the coolest and the most promising

01:22:43.560 I'm sure everyone will still love to see it.

01:22:45.360 I think so.

01:22:46.060 I have a lot to say.

01:22:47.860 I have a lot to say.

01:22:49.140 I have a lot to show as well.

01:22:51.860 And I do like the idea of being a pioneer in this space.

01:22:56.040 It's got to just be such a weird feeling for you because I know, you know,

01:22:59.600 as I talk to our continued potential future business partner out there in

01:23:04.540 Europe about your not uploading,

01:23:08.260 he says he has 20 million subscribers on that channel he can't just not post there

01:23:15.480 and it's got to be like it's got to be like it's got to be like a a feeling or a just something

01:23:21.320 inside you that's like i mean it's kind of right dude like it's almost like cbs one day says

01:23:26.800 nah you know what i'm saying uh we don't really network yeah nah but but but your major network

01:23:35.820 dwarfs their viewership dwarfs their viewership like your major your youtube channel makes the 0.98

01:23:44.060 numbers that the kardashians do or sunset or whatever the shows that he do look like fucking 0.85

01:23:48.840 the night shift no you know to self-deprecate a little bit you know what i'm saying it's it's 0.81

01:23:54.180 that's got to be weird to i'm just on a little bit of a different different mission right now

01:23:59.320 no not a hiatus i'm just working in different ways dude uh i i told you this i'm kind of on

01:24:04.700 the vibe right now that if you don't make money, it don't make sense. And I'm coming more and more

01:24:10.600 into my own as a businessman, like a true business person. And my creative energy that I was putting

01:24:19.400 into YouTube videos, conceptualizing, giving notes on the edit, trying to come up with a video for

01:24:24.300 the next or an idea for the next video. My creative energy has now just all gone into business. It's

01:24:30.600 why i have all those ideas because i'm not creating as much media but i'm creating more

01:24:37.600 you know what i believe to be uh big business opportunities that's right that is literally we

01:24:43.700 i switched i'm on the opposite i'm more of like the artist thing i like to create things just

01:24:50.020 because i like it i felt like last year i had too much gratification from likes and views 0.85

01:24:55.200 And it fucked up my 0.93

01:24:57.440 My art

01:24:58.260 Like I was starting to do things

01:24:59.700 Because I knew it would do well

01:25:00.820 Instead of doing things that I

01:25:02.720 You want to do

01:25:03.400 Like I just started writing poetry every day

01:25:05.420 And not really saying

01:25:06.080 He read me a poem

01:25:07.580 Dude I swear to God

01:25:09.200 Easy

01:25:09.920 He read me a poem before this podcast

01:25:12.240 It was actually fantastic

01:25:13.520 That territory is owned

01:25:15.520 Well actually I haven't written one

01:25:17.740 In so far

01:25:18.280 Oh you write poems? 0.99

01:25:20.760 It's fucked up 0.99

01:25:21.740 Poets Corner man 1.00

01:25:23.600 Damn 0.97

01:25:24.120 but i haven't written one in so long so you can challenge me if you want you'll never you'll never 0.96

01:25:28.440 be able to take me down though oh i actually just write poems to get off my chest what are they

01:25:32.840 about what are they about uh just my feelings instead of writing like journal stuff i like

01:25:37.720 just create poems and just express my feelings on it and i'll just share with like close friends

01:25:42.040 i won't ever post them i was thinking about posting people love it people love it you

01:25:45.160 should post them he shared he shared with me in my bat in my bathroom today it's so funny because

01:25:49.400 is like yo can I share this art with you and he goes why

01:25:51.160 I go I don't know I just want to share it with you

01:25:52.540 he's like you're not going to post this I was like no I just want to share it with you

01:25:55.120 no one probably knows this but like

01:25:56.920 the desire of

01:25:59.020 like me you other people to

01:26:01.280 share like our stuff with him

01:26:02.960 it's always felt like

01:26:04.840 dad dad dad you know why because he's so 0.87

01:26:07.320 fucking honest bro no no that's not 0.98

01:26:09.180 so brutally hurting full 0.98

01:26:10.820 like Jake's kind of like that too but I 0.99

01:26:13.240 stopped sharing shit with Jake because he's just mean about it 0.97

01:26:15.720 like he's not 0.99

01:26:16.420 Jake's here

01:26:20.060 he's on the next episode

01:26:21.300 which we should do

01:26:22.480 are we

01:26:22.900 are we

01:26:23.500 I was going to ask that

01:26:24.320 because I'm

01:26:24.860 you shutting down

01:26:26.240 I didn't even really have it

01:26:28.080 for this

01:26:28.360 I just don't feel that well

01:26:29.280 but

01:26:29.540 I mean

01:26:30.180 what was your commute here

01:26:31.640 like

01:26:31.940 three

01:26:32.620 let's talk about it

01:26:34.060 look look look

01:26:34.640 that's it for this episode

01:26:35.340 we're shutting it down

01:26:37.140 guys

01:26:38.420 thank you for the

01:26:39.420 the first ever

01:26:40.480 impulsive episode

01:26:42.140 in the brand new

01:26:43.180 Puerto Rico studio

01:26:43.960 we're going to

01:26:44.360 we're going to develop it

01:26:45.040 a little bit

01:26:45.340 but appreciate you guys

01:26:46.080 we hope you liked it

01:26:47.320 thank you for listening

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 17, 2021

E287 Our First Episode In Puerto Rico

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