Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 14, 2021


E305 The Island Boys Interview

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E304 The Jake Paul Interview: Tommy Fury Backs Out E306 Jake Paul Is The Next Muhammad Ali

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Length

1 hour and 2 minutes

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206.14

Word count

12,843

Sentence count

912

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Misogyny

47

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Toxicity

360

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Hate speech

126

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00:02:12.300 You know me from Island Boys, but you know I'm thugging, bro, right?
00:02:14.640 You know that, right?
00:02:15.300 Why don't we just let cooler heads prevail?
00:02:16.900 Why don't we just let cooler heads prevail?
00:02:18.300 You know how to do that. 0.98
00:02:19.180 I told you, end it already.
00:02:20.520 You haven't ended it.
00:02:21.220 You keep on talking about it.
00:02:22.480 But you just said it right now.
00:02:23.560 It's probably because the cameras are still on.
00:02:25.040 Woo!
00:02:29.320 it's just water man it's just water man it's just oh here he comes look out it's water man
00:02:38.680 it's just water isn't that the mop from your old vlogs where
00:02:42.540 oh he does look familiar 0.99
00:02:44.480 damn bro 0.99
00:02:48.000 i've never seen you guys have so much energy with no direction to put it in 1.00
00:02:55.360 No, no, no.
00:02:56.160 It's called Impulsive.
00:02:57.040 That's what happens every show.
00:02:57.520 Teddy's going to be a great show.
00:02:58.480 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
00:03:00.420 These are stats.
00:03:01.320 I would not lie to you.
00:03:02.680 Why would I lie about something like that?
00:03:04.820 Here we are.
00:03:05.260 Hit that subscribe button if you're not subscribed.
00:03:06.660 We're in Florida.
00:03:08.100 We're in – oh, we are in Hollywood, Florida, which is ironic because I left that place
00:03:13.420 so I could avoid getting stabbed in the back.
00:03:15.240 I went from Hollywood to Hollywood.
00:03:17.080 It literally went from I might get mugged to I might get mugged.
00:03:21.800 Every time I get an Uber, I say my prayer.
00:03:23.900 Yeah.
00:03:24.100 I'm sorry to interrupt you
00:03:26.060 Me and Caleb
00:03:26.660 I was talking man
00:03:28.660 You interrupted yourself
00:03:30.040 I have a lot of energy today
00:03:31.580 I'm so sorry
00:03:32.180 I have a lot of energy
00:03:32.740 I yelled at my first Uber
00:03:34.600 Yesterday
00:03:35.220 In front of Caleb
00:03:35.880 We made him pull over
00:03:36.740 Whoa whoa
00:03:37.420 Three four five car accidents
00:03:39.180 Almost happening
00:03:39.920 We're like yo buddy
00:03:40.620 Your time's up
00:03:41.280 Let's get
00:03:41.640 Pull over
00:03:42.220 He went
00:03:43.060 I said pull over left
00:03:44.100 He went
00:03:44.440 He went right
00:03:45.280 I couldn't
00:03:45.980 He was one of those guys
00:03:46.940 Bro it was so bad
00:03:48.080 He was looking at his phone
00:03:49.360 Down
00:03:49.980 He was like this
00:03:51.140 We almost hit the side of the highway
00:03:52.560 So many times
00:03:53.540 I respect the Uber drivers who forgot that they're driving Uber.
00:03:57.740 I've gotten in some right that they're watching movies, full on,
00:04:01.580 phone calls with the family.
00:04:02.760 It's all right.
00:04:03.860 But what about me?
00:04:05.280 What about my experience?
00:04:06.320 I'd like a luxury service where I could sit back here 0.79
00:04:08.940 and not listen to you go through your divorce. 1.00
00:04:10.960 Who's got the sirens?
00:04:12.980 It's probably the city.
00:04:14.460 Have you ever gotten in an Uber that just did 150 miles an hour?
00:04:17.660 Like you were just...
00:04:18.600 Well, did you pay them to do that or did you just do that?
00:04:20.380 Nah, but some of them just drive really fast.
00:04:21.780 But also, George, I want to say you've been beefing with a lot of people lately.
00:04:24.560 I'm over it, man.
00:04:25.600 No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:26.300 My life was in jeopardy in an Uber car.
00:04:28.140 And he wasn't like a cool Uber where he's like a cheap therapist.
00:04:30.920 Hold on a second.
00:04:32.220 Someone must really be in trouble.
00:04:33.960 It's probably that Uber guy.
00:04:35.100 Who put a train a lot?
00:04:36.520 Is it an ambulance train?
00:04:39.220 Ambutrain. 1.00
00:04:40.140 Listen to me, fuck face. 1.00
00:04:42.580 You've been beefing with everybody that does mobile transport. 1.00
00:04:47.320 You gotten a beef with the flight attendant on American Airlines?
00:04:49.880 Not again.
00:04:50.260 I will never fly with this kid ever again
00:04:53.600 No matter what happens
00:04:54.440 But that one cleared up pretty quick
00:04:55.880 And they started treating me with mad respect afterwards
00:04:58.020 So I got up to go pee
00:04:59.400 I went to go pee
00:05:00.660 And the guy in my face goes
00:05:02.060 Come on, sit down
00:05:03.620 And I literally looked at him
00:05:04.780 I go, Bubba Town
00:05:06.400 Bubba Town, my merch
00:05:07.880 Can't be considered buying it
00:05:09.500 Hey, Bubba Town
00:05:12.220 I literally go, my man
00:05:13.940 Who are you clapping in the face at?
00:05:17.300 And he's like
00:05:17.960 Did you say it like that?
00:05:18.980 Exactly like that
00:05:19.700 My own father doesn't clap in my face like that anymore.
00:05:23.540 He did before.
00:05:24.320 Not anymore.
00:05:24.860 I do that same clap in every room I enter
00:05:26.580 because one of these days,
00:05:27.480 there'll be automatic lights.
00:05:30.040 I had automatic lights in my house.
00:05:32.040 They're not cool, bro.
00:05:33.160 They're not.
00:05:33.540 Anything that makes a double sound, 0.98
00:05:35.960 it'll fucking turn off. 0.98
00:05:37.900 So if your dad yells at you, 0.99
00:05:39.060 George,
00:05:39.520 it'll just turn off lights.
00:05:41.980 Yeah.
00:05:43.340 And I'm a type of laugher that claps,
00:05:45.720 so my lights will just go off automatically.
00:05:47.180 Things you don't think about.
00:05:48.700 Until you get one.
00:05:49.280 More things you don't think about.
00:05:51.860 We got the Island Boys on our podcast today.
00:05:54.460 On a peninsula.
00:05:55.640 A peninsula.
00:05:56.580 Oh, there he goes again.
00:05:57.980 What did you say?
00:05:59.280 What did you say?
00:06:00.200 A peninsula.
00:06:00.960 If you're watching this show right now and you have the ability to cut up past content,
00:06:04.900 I want you to bring all the work that George has ever slaughtered. 0.99
00:06:08.120 Obviously, my favorite being Aminal. 0.97
00:06:10.140 Mine was Philamp with Wrist.
00:06:11.520 Yeah, that was mine, too.
00:06:12.540 I actually watched that like a few times.
00:06:13.800 George Sixley want to end up with a Philamp with Wrist.
00:06:15.760 Do the Island Boys have way bigger security than us?
00:06:19.280 Is that their security guard? 1.00
00:06:21.280 He's a fucking monster, bro. 1.00
00:06:23.080 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Island Boys. 1.00
00:06:25.120 It's the Island Boys! 0.99
00:06:29.120 Why am I the only fucking clap? Whatever. Fuck you guys. 0.99
00:06:31.520 I thought the lights were so awesome. 1.00
00:06:33.200 Pleasure. Pleasure.
00:06:34.800 Right.
00:06:36.000 We're going to bring in an extra mic.
00:06:37.920 Our producers are professionals.
00:06:39.360 We plan for things like this.
00:06:42.240 What up, boys?
00:06:44.240 What's up, man? 1.00
00:06:45.120 What up, homies?
00:06:47.440 boys boys it's been a quick rise up huh quick quick rise to stardom you made it congrats
00:06:54.400 how do you feel i feel great you made it too not yet i'm still i'm still working i gotta ask bro 0.90
00:07:00.580 let's cut the shit yeah honestly what's your five-year plan uh to be always taught billboard 0.94
00:07:08.120 and music good god uh maybe maybe maybe acting if they let and they let me with tattoos acting 0.99
00:07:14.580 or something like that,
00:07:15.240 but music is important for us.
00:07:18.280 Here, tilt the mic down a little bit.
00:07:19.800 Hey, set that guy up over there 1.00
00:07:21.320 with the fucking mic, George. 1.00
00:07:22.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:07:23.040 I was just setting myself up
00:07:24.160 with the mic.
00:07:24.380 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:07:25.340 I got to be honest, boys.
00:07:26.580 I don't know what's going on.
00:07:28.440 I did a subpar job researching today. 0.99
00:07:30.460 I'm going through some shit personally. 0.99
00:07:32.300 So tell me your names. 0.97
00:07:34.160 We're going to humanize
00:07:35.140 the island boys today. 1.00
00:07:35.780 Who the fuck are you guys? 1.00
00:07:36.620 Like my real name? 1.00
00:07:37.560 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:38.200 All right, my real name is Alex Venegas.
00:07:40.180 Okay, you?
00:07:41.600 Frankie Venegas.
00:07:42.460 And how old are you guys?
00:07:43.900 I'm 20 years old.
00:07:44.840 20 years old, okay.
00:07:45.800 And so, when did you decide-
00:07:47.380 I'm two minutes older than him, by the way.
00:07:48.100 Two minutes?
00:07:49.260 Got that big buttery vibes.
00:07:50.940 I can't talk to that.
00:07:52.060 Big buttery vibes.
00:07:53.980 You got them big buttery vibes.
00:07:55.760 That's what my man's is.
00:07:57.160 Oh, God.
00:07:57.800 I don't know what that means.
00:07:58.560 We don't either.
00:07:59.160 I meant to say big brother.
00:08:00.500 I just, my tongue just doesn't work sometimes.
00:08:01.840 Can we, yo, I want to-
00:08:03.620 Can we skip some of this?
00:08:05.460 Can we skip some of these pleasantries? 0.99
00:08:07.180 No, no, no, because what the fuck? 0.99
00:08:09.040 When did you just- 1.00
00:08:10.340 Go for it.
00:08:10.820 Go for it.
00:08:11.620 Go for it.
00:08:12.320 Well, because there's just big news, bro.
00:08:13.960 There's a lot of big news.
00:08:15.000 Look at this cat, dude.
00:08:18.960 I saw a video the other day.
00:08:21.300 Because, you know, we've all been paying attention to the Island Boys for the past, what, like, month?
00:08:26.060 I saw a video.
00:08:27.060 I asked you about it earlier, but I wanted you to answer it on the podcast. 0.98
00:08:29.420 What the fuck was going on? 0.98
00:08:30.600 Am I still talking to this, Mike? 1.00
00:08:31.740 Yeah, please.
00:08:32.460 Go ahead.
00:08:32.680 No, no.
00:08:33.160 You're talking to that Mike. 1.00
00:08:33.900 With you and the Nelk Boys. 1.00
00:08:35.480 I saw a video. 1.00
00:08:37.000 Y'all were working with the Nelk Boys, doing some shit with them, and their assistant. 1.00
00:08:40.780 I mean, see, I don't know if that's something we want to even, like, talk about and disclose. 1.00
00:08:45.560 So I already fucked up the whole interview. 0.75
00:08:47.040 I already fucked this whole podcast up. 0.91
00:08:48.660 I've upset us off in a horrible way.
00:08:49.760 No, you're not the only one that's asked me this, and I don't want to put it in public like that,
00:08:53.280 because I don't want to, like, you know, expose me.
00:08:54.540 No, I think we should tell them, because we got people mad about it.
00:08:56.740 Okay, it's not real.
00:08:59.020 Oh.
00:08:59.500 It was just a script.
00:09:01.060 Oh, it was?
00:09:01.820 Hold on a second.
00:09:02.400 Hey, you guys could be actors, then. 1.00
00:09:03.920 You guys got me fucked up. 1.00
00:09:05.160 No, yes, the Nug boys even said the same thing. 1.00
00:09:07.960 You guys made it look so real, but...
00:09:10.000 It's because they do only fake things, right?
00:09:11.280 I was mad at the part where I actually put hands on Gabe.
00:09:15.060 I actually pushed him to the door and stuff like that.
00:09:17.720 But they didn't add that to the video.
00:09:19.200 Okay, okay, okay.
00:09:19.940 How about me?
00:09:20.440 It's my turn.
00:09:21.180 I saw a video of you guys performing at Lib, and it looked like you were getting booed.
00:09:27.000 Okay, can I be 100% honest with you?
00:09:28.140 I didn't hear no boos.
00:09:29.260 If I would have heard boos, I would have walked out.
00:09:31.500 I really thought I had a successful night, and I wake up, and I'm going viral for getting booed on stage.
00:09:37.580 I'm like
00:09:38.460 I didn't hear no boo
00:09:40.300 And we got booed
00:09:41.140 It was probably two people 0.97
00:09:41.840 You want to know what sucks? 0.96
00:09:43.420 I'm being 100% honest with you 0.97
00:09:44.980 I watched that video
00:09:46.340 And I too said
00:09:48.020 I didn't hear that many boos
00:09:49.840 But the title said
00:09:51.580 The Island Boys Get Booed 1.00
00:09:52.500 That's what I ran with
00:09:53.780 Look we was rapping
00:09:55.300 Acapella
00:09:56.400 There was like
00:09:57.160 There was probably two people saying
00:09:58.920 Like oh my god
00:09:59.900 You know it was acapella
00:10:00.840 So it wasn't perfect
00:10:01.920 You know
00:10:02.280 We didn't have all the behind
00:10:03.360 But yeah I didn't hear no boos though
00:10:05.680 Not on stage
00:10:06.620 I think it was added in After Effects.
00:10:09.060 I don't think there were actually people going.
00:10:11.280 That's what I thought, too.
00:10:12.640 And that's why I got mad at the live people. 0.66
00:10:15.420 Purple Miami. 1.00
00:10:16.240 I said, go fuck yourself. 1.00
00:10:17.420 Whoa. 1.00
00:10:18.620 That's like the mayor of this city.
00:10:20.080 You trying to go to war?
00:10:21.260 He set me up for failure, though.
00:10:22.440 Really?
00:10:22.960 Yeah.
00:10:23.940 Shout out Perp, by the way.
00:10:25.880 Sorry.
00:10:26.760 I just got to say, shout out Perp.
00:10:28.440 Shout out Matt. 1.00
00:10:28.980 Shout out Groot.
00:10:30.160 Yeah, I DM'd them the same thing, too.
00:10:32.220 I don't know.
00:10:32.840 You don't want to go to war with those guys.
00:10:34.060 Not at 20.
00:10:34.540 The best years of your life are coming up
00:10:36.880 At 30 and up? You could
00:10:38.400 Yeah, well, no, I can't
00:10:40.200 Should I delete my DM? Yeah, 100%
00:10:42.200 Unsend it
00:10:42.800 You need those guys in your corner
00:10:45.360 Why are we dick riding someone that has nothing to do with careers?
00:10:49.940 I like that
00:10:50.720 I mean, I respect that 0.88
00:10:52.660 Because at some point you're going to want to do shit that doesn't have anything to do with careers 0.94
00:10:55.640 Like go out and just have a good time 0.98
00:10:56.820 You know what I'm saying? Like right now it makes sense
00:10:58.520 But I'm telling you like
00:10:59.480 You want to, you don't
00:11:02.080 Don't burn bridges 0.99
00:11:03.480 will you dick ride should it affect your career positively well if you dick ride yeah well you 0.98
00:11:09.180 you too i'm asking the island boys it all depends of like what what you're gonna get out of them 0.99
00:11:13.140 purple miami's got nothing to do with our career me like so how's your hair all the way up like
00:11:18.460 that uh crochet needle yeah we use a crochet needle it's a type of method that you just
00:11:23.640 are you able to get television reception through that yeah i get wi-fi that's why i'm so smart
00:11:28.580 I got 5G LTE. 0.84
00:11:30.480 Hey, how did you guys answer that so fucking quick? 0.84
00:11:32.680 Because you know how many questions I get about 0.91
00:11:35.380 do you guys get Wi-Fi and weird?
00:11:37.800 Oh, so I'm on original.
00:11:39.400 Yeah, boo, Mike, boo.
00:11:41.960 He thought he ate with that one. 0.96
00:11:45.620 Now, you wouldn't dick ride for your favorite question. 0.98
00:11:48.700 A billion dollars.
00:11:50.320 Some guy comes up to you and he's like, 1.00
00:11:51.700 yo, you could choose whose dick you want to ride. 1.00
00:11:53.540 Wait, hold on. 1.00
00:11:54.140 You're making it seem like dick riding. 0.98
00:11:56.040 Whoa, whoa, a billion dollars? 0.99
00:11:57.420 Dick riding is
00:11:58.040 How you want 0.98
00:11:58.540 I'll spell my name fam 1.00
00:11:59.640 Name the dick 0.99
00:12:02.020 It's a billion dollars 1.00
00:12:03.560 Like come on
00:12:04.300 Somebody in like 1.00
00:12:06.120 Portugal just saw that
00:12:07.240 And they're like
00:12:07.560 Are you talking about
00:12:08.420 Are you talking about
00:12:09.040 Like no weird
00:12:09.660 But are you talking about 1.00
00:12:10.400 Basically ride a dick 0.99
00:12:11.380 Yeah we weren't saying 0.99
00:12:12.260 Or dick ride like 0.98
00:12:13.740 What's up bro 1.00
00:12:14.660 I really fuck with you bro 1.00
00:12:15.680 Yeah that type of dick riding 1.00
00:12:16.860 George is like 1.00
00:12:17.600 Bro you're the best bro 1.00
00:12:19.000 I fuck with you 1.00
00:12:19.360 Do you not understand 1.00
00:12:19.980 What we're ever gonna do
00:12:21.100 No I thought you guys 0.99
00:12:22.140 Actually dick ride 0.99
00:12:23.100 Like 0.98
00:12:24.240 Wait why would you say
00:12:25.080 Dick ride and
00:12:25.780 We gotta move on 0.99
00:12:26.300 We're stuck in the dick sense 0.89
00:12:27.000 It's weird. 0.92
00:12:27.760 I was just joking.
00:12:28.700 I was...
00:12:28.980 Oh, okay.
00:12:30.640 George, the joke's got lame.
00:12:32.760 These guys are...
00:12:33.660 They chose violence today. 1.00
00:12:35.540 They ain't fucking with no bullshit. 1.00
00:12:37.040 No, we're... 1.00
00:12:37.380 Yo, we are your friends.
00:12:39.300 We are your friends.
00:12:40.200 I love it.
00:12:40.620 I'm your friend.
00:12:41.040 Do you guys...
00:12:41.540 When you walked up before, 0.95
00:12:42.480 you guys watch the podcast and shit, yeah? 0.98
00:12:44.500 Did you guys watch Jake do the Island Boy thing? 0.99
00:12:48.280 My brother?
00:12:48.780 Yeah, on TikTok?
00:12:49.780 No, what'd he do?
00:12:50.640 He was like on an island, whatever.
00:12:53.600 I don't know what...
00:12:54.060 And was he being a boy?
00:12:55.480 Huh? 0.86
00:12:56.020 He was being an Island Boy.
00:12:57.000 that makes sense um i haven't seen it it sounds cool no it was cool
00:13:02.840 i'm perplexed by you guys because i'll tell you why why when did you decide to start covering
00:13:10.900 your body in tattoos and make this commitment to being the super eccentric musical artist
00:13:16.180 at a young age um 16 i'd say i really really put it put in for can i be honest with you i i had
00:13:25.120 like three tattoos when i was like 12 like i got tatted at a very young age um uh and then i i
00:13:32.260 went to jail for like two years at a juvenile um like it's called like a like a level eight
00:13:37.540 and then i came out at 17 and then when i came out 17 i'm like that's it i don't i'm not gonna 0.92
00:13:43.460 do anything else but rap so i just tatted up my whole body oh shit i lost friends because of this
00:13:49.680 i lost family look it's a lot dude it's a lot i look different in high school because 0.81
00:13:54.960 I dropped out of high school after because I got in so many fights and I was going to violate probation.
00:13:58.940 I was on post-commitment probation.
00:14:00.320 That's what it's called.
00:14:01.640 And then, what's it called?
00:14:03.500 And then, I took like a year, two years or something like that.
00:14:08.280 And then, what's it called?
00:14:09.160 And then, I was like figuring myself out as a person and becoming a man.
00:14:13.720 You know what I mean?
00:14:14.140 Like at 18, it's a weird age.
00:14:16.600 And then, what's it called?
00:14:18.320 Are you the good brother?
00:14:19.500 Like, did you go to prison as well?
00:14:21.980 Oh, yeah.
00:14:22.380 No, I definitely did.
00:14:22.980 No, we literally.
00:14:23.760 There is no good brother.
00:14:24.580 We were literally like twins.
00:14:26.060 What were y'all going to jail for?
00:14:29.240 I'm the quiet one.
00:14:30.940 I analyze more.
00:14:32.200 But what were you guys doing?
00:14:33.140 I'm sorry.
00:14:33.760 It was stuff like, so we had a single mom. 0.94
00:14:38.660 Got it. 0.93
00:14:39.000 So she was working all the time.
00:14:40.320 So we didn't have a dad in our life.
00:14:42.340 So we didn't have no guidance.
00:14:44.640 So we thought we could do whatever we want, right?
00:14:47.160 And we wanted the gold teeth.
00:14:48.560 We're from Florida.
00:14:49.440 We wanted the gold teeth, the tattoos in high school with the sleeves and the chest tattoos.
00:14:54.580 And by the way, this hairstyle is normal.
00:14:57.240 Yeah, it's normal. 1.00
00:14:58.360 Oh, you go to a school and there will be like a lot of people in the school with that shit? 1.00
00:15:01.640 There's tatted. 1.00
00:15:02.280 We're freshmen.
00:15:03.300 There's not freshmen that are all tatted up, but seniors already all tatted up.
00:15:06.380 Golds in their mouths.
00:15:07.180 All chest tattoos.
00:15:08.340 They're taking their little jackets out.
00:15:10.860 I'm like, oh, they get all the girls and stuff like that.
00:15:12.880 You know what I mean? 0.83
00:15:13.420 What do the girls look like? 1.00
00:15:14.500 Do they do their hair like that too? 1.00
00:15:15.940 It seems like a different species. 1.00
00:15:17.360 Nah, girls would just get their hair done. 1.00
00:15:19.960 That's all. 0.97
00:15:21.220 You guys have...
00:15:22.200 Who's linked to Kodak?
00:15:23.320 Wasn't one of you talking about Kodak on our interview?
00:15:25.520 He got the same tattoo as him, but it's a different bird.
00:15:28.460 Yeah, I got a bald eagle.
00:15:29.400 He's got a vulture.
00:15:30.160 The face task is just such a commitment, though.
00:15:32.300 Yeah, it is. 0.99
00:15:32.780 Yeah, it means that I don't really give a fuck. 0.97
00:15:35.800 Whatever I chose to do is I'm going to accomplish it. 0.98
00:15:38.840 It's a motivation for sure. 0.99
00:15:40.100 Have you ever given one fuck? 1.00
00:15:43.880 One fuck about what? 1.00
00:15:45.060 Anything. 1.00
00:15:47.260 Yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:15:48.520 It just depends what it is. 0.99
00:15:50.020 There's certain things I give a fuck about. 0.98
00:15:51.540 Obviously, I got to like stay out here and be good. 0.98
00:15:54.460 I can't, you know, I'm not who I used to be.
00:15:57.580 Why do you think you guys went viral in the first place with the Island Boy rap?
00:16:01.160 I worked my ass off.
00:16:02.140 It's not even just the Island Boys.
00:16:03.440 It's the fact that we went through so many obstacles, it was just bound to happen.
00:16:07.640 And I laughed about Island Boys.
00:16:09.140 He's the one that came up with it.
00:16:10.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:11.040 And I told him, I'm not doing that shit. 0.99
00:16:12.460 And I just freestyle with him and it went viral the next day. 0.99
00:16:15.080 Because I fought with that tropical vibe.
00:16:16.440 But that's besides the point.
00:16:17.700 we was going to go viral without the Island Boy
00:16:20.300 or with the Island Boy
00:16:21.000 because we split it apart
00:16:23.080 and we went back to each other.
00:16:26.180 Twins that are tatted up in rappers,
00:16:28.560 you know what I'm saying,
00:16:29.100 that are rappers,
00:16:29.700 and we got clout already.
00:16:30.840 It was like y'all were inevitable.
00:16:32.460 Yeah, it was bound to happen.
00:16:33.760 And we were already getting seen by everybody.
00:16:35.620 It was just going to happen
00:16:36.300 whether it was going to take a long time
00:16:37.600 or it was just...
00:16:38.080 And we was hungry.
00:16:39.240 Yeah, we was hungry.
00:16:40.100 What do you like to eat?
00:16:41.320 Well, I like to eat steak.
00:16:42.600 Really?
00:16:43.020 Yeah.
00:16:43.460 I like tacos now.
00:16:45.220 Tacos are good.
00:16:46.060 Why are you saying now?
00:16:46.960 Like you changed your mind.
00:16:47.600 I didn't get to eat steak when I was, when I was broke.
00:16:51.120 I couldn't eat steak.
00:16:51.820 Are you guys, are you guys making, do you have good people in your corner to look with your financial decisions?
00:16:56.740 You could ask anybody where, where we have good money managing anyway.
00:17:00.420 I don't, I, listen, I always, I'm a saver.
00:17:02.500 I don't, I don't spend money like that.
00:17:03.940 Like crazy.
00:17:04.360 You spent money on grills, earrings.
00:17:06.220 You got, you got rice out.
00:17:06.880 This is something I've always wanted though.
00:17:08.220 Yeah.
00:17:08.600 Like you don't see me with 10 chains stacked on my neck.
00:17:11.200 Yeah.
00:17:11.400 No, I respect that.
00:17:12.420 I'm going to have one chain, but I'm not going to have 10.
00:17:14.680 I mean, I don't know.
00:17:15.520 Probably, but.
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00:18:34.840 The Diamond Girls been wanting them and their permit. 0.85
00:18:37.080 They don't come out.
00:18:38.080 So this is like.
00:18:38.620 Oh, what?
00:18:39.360 Yeah.
00:18:39.560 Wait, hold up. 0.99
00:18:40.200 Y'all eat with those in?
00:18:41.020 Yeah 1.00
00:18:41.200 Taking that shit to the grave 1.00
00:18:42.740 Dentist 1.00
00:18:43.580 I went to a dentist and all
00:18:44.460 Are they over your teeth?
00:18:45.940 No they're shaved down
00:18:46.880 And over 1.00
00:18:47.280 No fuck 0.99
00:18:47.800 Those are veneers 1.00
00:18:48.720 Iced out veneers
00:18:50.060 Essentially 1.00
00:18:50.400 Holy fucking shit 1.00
00:18:51.920 Are they real diamonds? 1.00
00:18:53.260 Yeah
00:18:53.480 Do they hurt at any point?
00:18:54.760 I don't put fake diamonds on my teeth 1.00
00:18:55.900 Oh shit 1.00
00:18:56.800 They're VVS's 0.99
00:18:57.560 Can I check them?
00:18:59.460 Check them
00:18:59.720 Yeah if you got a diamond tester
00:19:00.780 What do you know?
00:19:03.600 What actually do 1.00
00:19:04.320 What a fucking scum 1.00
00:19:05.400 What a scum 1.00
00:19:05.960 Where is it? 1.00
00:19:07.340 Who would do that?
00:19:09.660 You can check all my jewelry
00:19:10.940 How does this work
00:19:15.800 We ran into some issues
00:19:18.200 With this in the past
00:19:19.040 With Aaron Carter
00:19:20.040 You do it Dylan
00:19:20.640 You guys have a napkin
00:19:21.420 Yeah a napkin
00:19:23.720 Yeah
00:19:24.100 You know how to do something
00:19:25.900 You heard what he said
00:19:28.420 You heard that
00:19:29.060 Okay look this is big
00:19:33.920 This is big for you boys
00:19:35.820 Yeah I mean I got it from Johnny
00:19:37.220 Do you want to do it
00:19:38.080 I don't feel it
00:19:38.700 Yeah he's got to dry his teeth
00:19:39.580 Dry his teeth out
00:19:40.660 But you should do it.
00:19:41.480 Do it on him.
00:19:42.320 If it beeps?
00:19:43.440 Oh, you want me to do it on him?
00:19:46.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:46.600 You guys want to test each other's?
00:19:50.720 Oh, it was good.
00:19:51.400 It was good.
00:19:51.740 It was good.
00:19:52.160 It's ready to go.
00:19:53.100 No, it needs to be three, but not four. 1.00
00:19:55.460 Damn, they got that shit. 1.00
00:19:56.380 They know the tool and everything. 1.00
00:19:58.060 Is there a napkin?
00:19:59.280 He needs a napkin to dry his teeth.
00:20:02.960 Oh, I got you, buddy. 0.99
00:20:03.920 I'm having a fucking nightmare with this mic, dude. 0.99
00:20:06.500 Obviously, my Rolex is weird. 0.99
00:20:10.660 Does it check out Logan?
00:20:12.660 It's from this angle. 0.99
00:20:13.660 That shit's a real bust down. 0.99
00:20:15.660 My earrings are real. 1.00
00:20:16.660 From this angle.
00:20:17.660 The big booger. 0.96
00:20:19.660 Sheesh. 1.00
00:20:20.660 Got some real bust down earrings.
00:20:22.660 I can't, I don't know where the stones are at my teeth.
00:20:25.660 I'mma try the teeth.
00:20:27.660 No, no, do it with me.
00:20:29.660 I gotta keep it steady here.
00:20:31.660 Check if it's on the football.
00:20:33.660 This is fascinating.
00:20:35.660 It's like science.
00:20:36.660 I can't believe they're actual teeth.
00:20:39.540 Let's see.
00:20:42.380 Wow.
00:20:43.420 God, these kids check out.
00:20:45.320 They check out.
00:20:46.540 Where's the camera at?
00:20:48.040 This one.
00:20:58.540 The beeping indicates that the diamonds are indeed real.
00:21:04.060 You know, boys, I...
00:21:05.140 Yeah, that should do it.
00:21:06.220 No, that should do it.
00:21:06.960 I got to be honest. 0.65
00:21:08.660 they're one of the one of the the type of kids oh those that thing's firing straight up to the
00:21:13.520 all the way to the top that was that was found yeah these are bbs quads that's good 100 percent
00:21:17.600 i don't wear fake jewelry has anyone ever doubted your jewelry hell yeah of course i get hit all
00:21:23.820 the time and why don't you wear fake jewelry um it makes you look crazy yeah what kind of questions
00:21:29.060 uh no because i uh i would i would always i've been running i've been running in some i've been
00:21:33.360 running in some some some powerful circles with some big ballers and uh uh we you know we exchange
00:21:38.980 stories and they they hang around big celebrities and stuff and there's a lot of really successful
00:21:43.360 people really successful people who wear fake jewelry i can't believe that because really
00:21:49.040 successful people don't usually wear fake jewelry no no no i'll tell you why why because success 0.58
00:21:53.260 doesn't fucking matter what is on your wrist if it's real or not like like imagine imagine you're 0.96
00:21:58.540 worth 100 million dollars right who gives a fuck dude like you know i have money right that's the 0.99
00:22:03.360 logic yeah but what that logic's trash no no no so what what so then just if you have that much 0.99
00:22:09.720 money then just wear a real but what you go through the trouble buying a fake watch the point 0.75
00:22:13.780 is you'll never actually know no one will ever know no one's gonna go up to a guy worth 100 0.99
00:22:18.860 plus million go let me just oh so it's like a joke so you like fuck with people it's like a troll 0.99
00:22:23.140 yeah can i can i ask you a question on the troll yeah go ahead sorry well look let me just say 0.99
00:22:27.940 Well our money has gone gone up and stuff like that like and people still
00:22:33.380 It doesn't matter what I wear if it's fake. They're gonna be like yo your shit's fake 1.00
00:22:37.360 Y'all can't wear fake shit. I can't wear fake shit. You can't wear fake shit. 1.00
00:22:40.940 Shit like that comes. No, exactly. You can't. 1.00
00:22:43.840 I'd be embarrassed for myself if I wear fake shit. Yeah, cuz I know it's fake. 1.00
00:22:48.640 Hey listen, I'm not gonna sit here and cap. I wore fake shit, you know, back in the day when I was coming up. 0.98
00:22:54.060 It's just not gonna happen. You manifested a real one though. 0.99
00:22:56.400 I don't have to though
00:22:57.880 I could afford
00:22:59.980 10 of these
00:23:01.220 Fake it till you make it
00:23:02.200 Till you get it man
00:23:03.060 There's nothing wrong
00:23:03.660 With where you're fake
00:23:04.200 100%
00:23:05.140 Yeah I just don't like
00:23:05.900 Fake calls
00:23:06.440 You can't take showers with it 1.00
00:23:08.180 And they get fucking 0.99
00:23:09.220 It's just not my thing 0.99
00:23:10.480 It's just not my thing
00:23:11.180 Do you feel
00:23:12.020 Do you feel y'all have made it?
00:23:15.700 It depends
00:23:16.460 I'm still
00:23:16.860 I'm still
00:23:17.460 I'm still reaching
00:23:18.760 To where I gotta
00:23:19.480 I gotta get to
00:23:20.360 Look one thing about me
00:23:21.200 Is I'm not settling
00:23:21.920 Yeah I'm not settling
00:23:22.800 For you know what I mean
00:23:23.860 So I'm happy
00:23:24.960 I want to go back to Island Boys for a second
00:23:27.940 And just like the whole like concept of the music
00:23:30.380 Do you guys
00:23:31.540 Do you guys care
00:23:34.480 Why people are watching
00:23:36.500 Your videos or more or less
00:23:37.880 Like does it bother you that they're doing it
00:23:40.460 Just because they're like yo this is 0.99
00:23:42.020 Like on some troll shit 1.00
00:23:43.400 They can make fun of me 1.00
00:23:44.620 They can love me which is awesome
00:23:46.840 They can hate me you know what I mean
00:23:48.540 They can put blogs this this that
00:23:50.380 They don't know who I am in real life
00:23:51.960 you know what I mean look I realized that I say about 88% of the people are probably either
00:23:58.200 laughing at me you know uh joking on me or just hating on me or whatever and it's just a form of
00:24:04.340 jealousy either that because I'm not really doing nothing to for them to hate on me they're really
00:24:07.960 fans because really think about a hater a hater is watching you sometimes more than a person that
00:24:13.980 loves you 100% yeah they're really watching you I got haters got me on tabs like like this on
00:24:19.700 instagram and dm me right away i see them all the time i don't know why they pop yeah and if
00:24:23.580 they're hating on me it's just because they really love me because i see the haters check up on me
00:24:27.300 more than the love so what was the what was your like inspiration like like obviously you guys
00:24:32.580 listen to rap music coming up uh was it was it dudes from florida new york and like how did that
00:24:37.740 inspire you to make the music that you make today like no way was an inspiration uh uh can i be
00:24:43.700 honest it's Bob okay Bob Marley no no it's about being inspired by people that's fine but um
00:24:51.220 it's also you gotta like learn how to discipline yourself I try not to listen to nobody
00:24:56.500 because I feel like it betters my my mindset is that why you guys have such a unique sound
00:25:01.740 yeah yeah we don't listen to rappers nowadays I don't I used to listen to a lot of rappers
00:25:06.000 do you think you should start listening to them again no no because you're gonna try
00:25:09.920 Because they already made it.
00:25:12.560 I'm not trying to like, you know what I'm saying?
00:25:14.100 You make it more of being yourself.
00:25:15.680 Are you sure?
00:25:17.040 About being yourself?
00:25:18.120 Yes.
00:25:18.460 Yes.
00:25:19.480 If you're unique, you're unique.
00:25:20.620 I agree with you, but also at the same time, the reason I asked about the inspiration is like, you guys said you like to eat steak.
00:25:26.000 No, I realized that.
00:25:27.120 What if the.
00:25:28.460 Going back to what he said, I realized that people like when you're faking it sometimes.
00:25:33.980 But that's a different type of community.
00:25:36.120 Of course, there's going to be people out here that want the real you and want to know the real you.
00:25:40.360 So it's like it's 50-50.
00:25:42.080 But don't you want to stay in touch with the culture a little bit?
00:25:44.100 You know what I'm saying?
00:25:45.300 I agree with you guys to an extent of not being swayed by other people.
00:25:51.080 But also at the same time, the current winners in the culture act as guardrails and guidelines for what you do with your craft.
00:25:56.780 You know what I'm saying?
00:25:57.180 You're right.
00:25:57.540 It's like, and that's, and the question I'm kind of asking is like, is that how you end
00:26:02.240 up in a place where you sound like you guys do, which is so drastically different?
00:26:07.260 Like, I wouldn't even call it, I wouldn't call it hip hop.
00:26:09.900 Like, it's not rap, right?
00:26:10.900 Like, what is it?
00:26:11.640 Like, what would you call your genre?
00:26:12.980 Well, you're with the Island Boys?
00:26:15.140 Judging the Island Boys, I was trying to go for more melodic sound.
00:26:19.180 Yeah, like a reggaeton.
00:26:20.040 You know, and we're in 2021, so that, what's that called?
00:26:25.800 Like, roll it?
00:26:26.580 Not roll it, but when you're reggaeton.
00:26:28.580 Georgie, Georgie, don't you do music stuff?
00:26:30.320 You're talking about snare drums?
00:26:31.860 No, no, no.
00:26:32.600 A hi-hat?
00:26:32.920 When you keep on rapping in the same form, you got no flow.
00:26:39.940 Yeah, it's the same flow.
00:26:41.420 Monotone.
00:26:42.160 Yeah, kind of monotone. 0.56
00:26:43.740 You keep punching it.
00:26:45.960 It has no melody.
00:26:48.280 I feel like you can make your own genre.
00:26:51.500 You can make your own...
00:26:53.200 If you have that power or whatever in music and stuff like that,
00:26:56.000 You can make your own sound.
00:26:57.960 People laughed at Young Thug coming up.
00:27:01.060 Now they consider him a legend. 0.99
00:27:03.040 He's called a mumble rapper.
00:27:04.120 Remember, they used to really, really mean this guy.
00:27:07.020 Personally, I like the harmonizing.
00:27:08.560 Because harmonizing, you can feel the soul.
00:27:10.740 And it's better for me and it's better for the audience.
00:27:13.460 Whether you like it or you don't, you don't have to like it.
00:27:15.560 You can go back to the old days and like the more skipping the flow, whatever the case might be.
00:27:21.100 Do you boys feel like you have an inherent musical gift?
00:27:24.940 Inherent?
00:27:25.340 like born with it um i mean i've been singing since i was a little kid yes too you have that
00:27:30.780 it factor i'm a star uh yeah we do but we didn't get it from from anybody that we like in our 0.97
00:27:37.700 family that we know we're the only ones that are talented in singing damn do you think your family
00:27:42.560 watching it right now is just like we're not talented because you said that no it's not they 0.94
00:27:47.800 don't want to be talented in singing oh and singing got it got it they don't want they know they can't
00:27:52.280 When you know you can't sing, you're going to...
00:27:54.440 Yeah, I can't sing.
00:27:55.520 Especially when you're older.
00:27:57.600 Boys, what if it doesn't work out?
00:28:01.260 And now you just got this hair and these face tats.
00:28:03.820 But we had this before.
00:28:05.760 People have been saying this before I was a bum.
00:28:08.160 How old are you?
00:28:08.840 20?
00:28:09.120 20 years old.
00:28:09.800 Before what?
00:28:10.680 When I was a bum.
00:28:11.220 High school?
00:28:11.800 What are you talking about?
00:28:12.640 No, no, no.
00:28:13.180 When I was 18 years old.
00:28:14.580 I just started not so long ago.
00:28:15.660 When I was 18 years old, living in the middle of Palm Beach in the ghetto.
00:28:18.540 And people doubted me.
00:28:20.220 It was worse back then.
00:28:21.240 it wasn't even people
00:28:22.200 telling me
00:28:22.720 what if it doesn't work out 0.99
00:28:23.540 people just fucking 0.98
00:28:24.760 walking away from me 0.99
00:28:25.520 do you think they're still
00:28:26.120 doubting you
00:28:27.120 man people
00:28:27.620 it's always
00:28:28.420 no we
00:28:29.040 look I prove
00:28:29.860 they can hate
00:28:30.540 but we proved a lot wrong
00:28:31.560 I prove people wrong
00:28:32.400 I prove a lot of people wrong
00:28:33.240 but now there's gonna be
00:28:33.960 a whole new wave of people
00:28:35.600 that just came in
00:28:36.620 and wanted
00:28:36.960 you know
00:28:37.520 want me to prove
00:28:38.780 by the way
00:28:39.440 we're the only ones
00:28:40.600 in Palm Beach County
00:28:41.700 that got permanent
00:28:42.600 Johnny Dang teeth
00:28:44.120 in Palm Beach
00:28:45.760 you should hit up
00:28:46.380 Guinness Book of World Records
00:28:47.420 they might take that one
00:28:48.740 something like that
00:28:49.320 I hit them up
00:28:49.720 I think if God forbid
00:28:51.080 It doesn't go in your guys' direction for real
00:28:53.000 I think you guys take all of your jewelry assets
00:28:55.300 And invest it in something
00:28:56.320 So you guys will never ever be broke again
00:28:58.460 So I don't think there's ever going to be a broke situation
00:29:01.340 But I'm saying like if you guys
00:29:02.680 Jewelry can't be worth that much man
00:29:04.700 I don't think you're going to flip that into retirement
00:29:06.260 No you could definitely flip their jewelry into
00:29:08.280 Down payment or something for sure
00:29:10.260 Let me tell you something
00:29:11.480 George stop talking
00:29:12.900 We have multiple
00:29:14.140 Wait that was for you guys
00:29:17.560 That wasn't like a hate shot
00:29:19.440 I don't need financial advice when I probably make more money than you.
00:29:22.800 But that was me being nice. 0.99
00:29:23.780 It wasn't me being like an asshole. 1.00
00:29:24.980 I could be an asshole. 1.00
00:29:25.840 I could turn it off and be an asshole. 1.00
00:29:27.040 Why don't you go talk to somebody else about that? 1.00
00:29:28.340 It's not going to go in your favor.
00:29:28.940 But look.
00:29:29.280 No, I could go in my favor.
00:29:30.280 You really don't want to go there, bro.
00:29:31.680 I could go there. 1.00
00:29:32.640 Because I was giving you guys nice advice and you guys were being assholes. 1.00
00:29:34.800 Hey, George, keep talking. 1.00
00:29:35.860 Don't walk out.
00:29:36.740 I'm right here, you guys.
00:29:37.920 Okay.
00:29:38.620 So what are you trying to say?
00:29:39.620 I'm just saying.
00:29:40.160 You guys are throwing a lot of threats.
00:29:41.500 I'm sitting right here.
00:29:41.980 No one's threatening you.
00:29:43.060 You guys said it's not going to go my way.
00:29:45.320 This is not the milk, boys.
00:29:46.460 We don't do fake over here.
00:29:47.760 What are you trying to scare me or something?
00:29:49.260 I'm not scared of you, huh, man?
00:29:50.740 All right.
00:29:51.040 I'm not scared of you guys either.
00:29:51.880 Okay, so just keep it like that.
00:29:53.360 You know what I mean?
00:29:54.240 I'm going to step in for a second.
00:29:56.660 Hold on.
00:29:57.560 No, no, hold on.
00:29:58.200 Hold on.
00:29:58.580 No, no, hold on.
00:29:59.020 This is a podcast.
00:29:59.780 No.
00:30:00.180 Here, I'm moving for you.
00:30:02.220 I was giving you nice advice, bro.
00:30:03.980 I agree with that.
00:30:07.700 Did I say anything mean? 1.00
00:30:09.800 You fucked up, George. 1.00
00:30:11.100 Our first guest to walk 1.00
00:30:13.440 You dumbass 1.00
00:30:14.300 I said if it doesn't work out 1.00
00:30:17.140 Look what you've done
00:30:17.820 You upset the island, boys
00:30:18.900 I said if it didn't work out
00:30:20.080 Should we take a pause for a second?
00:30:22.820 If it doesn't work out for my career
00:30:24.260 I have backups
00:30:25.000 Hey, you don't have to walk out
00:30:27.200 I'm down to talk
00:30:27.920 But does this guy have to be in the
00:30:29.220 Yo, what did I say that offended you guys so much?
00:30:31.080 I think it was a miscommunication
00:30:33.180 I want to know
00:30:33.800 No, no, no, no
00:30:34.440 Before we come back
00:30:35.040 I want to know what you thought was wrong
00:30:36.460 I want to know how much it worked
00:30:37.320 No, no, no
00:30:38.380 We don't have to do this
00:30:38.840 What is it doing?
00:30:39.620 What does it have to do with words?
00:30:41.620 You said so during the boat and that makes no sense. 0.99
00:30:44.620 What the fuck are you saying? 0.99
00:30:45.620 I said if God forbid it doesn't work out, who are you? 1.00
00:30:48.620 What's happening here?
00:30:49.620 Who's this guy?
00:30:50.620 All right, hold on, hold on, dude.
00:30:52.620 What are you trying to show up?
00:30:53.620 I'm not showing up.
00:30:54.620 I said if God forbid, which means an accident,
00:30:56.620 if God forbid a situation would happen.
00:30:58.620 And you know who I am, bro?
00:30:59.620 You know me from Island Boys,
00:31:00.620 but you know I'm thugging, bro, right?
00:31:02.620 You know that, right?
00:31:03.620 Why don't we just let cooler heads prevail? 0.99
00:31:04.620 What the fuck just happened? 0.99
00:31:05.620 Why don't we just let cooler heads prevail? 1.00
00:31:06.620 You know how to do that. 0.98
00:31:07.620 I told you, end it already.
00:31:08.620 I haven't ended it. You keep on talking about it.
00:31:10.420 But you just said right now.
00:31:11.500 It's probably because the cameras are still on.
00:31:13.200 I was trying to show up, bro. We're not going for it.
00:31:15.660 Okay, so explain to me what I said. 0.98
00:31:18.040 Yeah, George, because I was fucking with you in the beginning. 1.00
00:31:20.100 Bro, I never stopped fucking with you guys. 1.00
00:31:21.680 Okay, but George, leave it alone. 1.00
00:31:23.220 Leave what alone?
00:31:24.760 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:31:26.200 I don't know if y'all are serious, but we're done.
00:31:29.300 Okay, appreciate it. Thank you.
00:31:32.500 But you guys were good. Thank you.
00:31:33.860 No, actually, that was fantastic.
00:31:35.400 No, you guys were really good.
00:31:36.220 Appreciate y'all.
00:31:37.080 You were very cool. 0.99
00:31:38.620 what the fuck 0.95
00:31:40.720 did I say something that really bothered people 0.99
00:31:43.080 no no no
00:31:43.920 because if you had a career and I said god forbid
00:31:46.180 it doesn't work you could take your
00:31:48.600 hold up it was my question
00:31:49.720 you were just building off it
00:31:51.540 I asked him I said boys it doesn't work
00:31:53.560 I said the same thing to you about your pokemon card
00:31:55.300 hold up a second I can't even worry about this
00:31:57.660 for one more second guys we have another guest
00:31:59.580 coming on momentarily
00:32:01.000 his name is
00:32:02.140 well hold on
00:32:04.180 dog I just think
00:32:06.060 I'm sorry.
00:32:07.520 No, you did absolutely nothing wrong.
00:32:11.280 You said they could roll their jewelry
00:32:13.380 into an investment that could set them up for
00:32:15.120 a lifetime.
00:32:17.220 Wait, wait, wait. Stop tripping.
00:32:18.840 I just don't like that shit, bro. Don't even trip for one second. 1.00
00:32:22.060 Georgie, can I ask you something? 1.00
00:32:23.800 When you play stupid games, 1.00
00:32:26.000 you win stupid prizes. 1.00
00:32:27.500 And by ask you something, I mean tell you something. 1.00
00:32:29.120 I don't like threats, though. 1.00
00:32:30.900 Do you want to know what the fuck you want? 0.99
00:32:32.760 How did you think all of that was going to end, George? 1.00
00:32:35.240 was there a better ending hug me and miss like he sorry i misunderstood you actually were giving 0.94
00:32:40.160 me great advice do you want to know what the most fucked up thing about all this is for the 0.72
00:32:43.320 viewers at home they're gonna make it and no one no one was more excited about the island boys 0.89
00:32:48.620 dude if you guys read my text when we told george when we told george the island boys were coming in
00:32:55.780 he was sending voicemails screaming in excitement and happiness about how pumped up he was to sit
00:33:01.360 with these boys bro and honestly do the part that i sing their song island i actually like it what 0.94
00:33:05.800 the fuck just nah that just yo it's all on video everybody's gonna realize immediately that that 0.99
00:33:10.360 was that was just twisted up and all fucked up i i said shut the fuck up what am i gonna say to 1.00
00:33:14.740 that hold up hold up hold up no you were boys boys what are we talking about island boys no 0.99
00:33:19.560 no it's a stick the whole thing's a fucking stick georgie well that i see i seen like i seen the 0.98
00:33:24.440 kid go from calm to like he very clearly was like now i want problems in smoke no but that part 0.99
00:33:29.600 wasn't a shtick the weird the reason they're doing so well is because they do shit like that 1.00
00:33:34.580 oh they big no brother on their shit they're on their dog they're making a moment look they just 1.00
00:33:38.780 walked off impulsive that's cool guess who continues talking about him everyone else 1.00
00:33:42.140 i'm just very sad how did you see this is why i'm saying that's sad that upsets me i was so sad 1.00
00:33:48.380 that was the first time ever was excited to meet somebody and they were fucking pieces of shit and 1.00
00:33:51.820 we're like like fuck that bro i thought aaron carter was an asshole they were shut up dylan 1.00
00:33:57.340 You fucking feline 1.00
00:33:58.400 And they were making some sense 1.00
00:34:00.500 Of what they were going with
00:34:01.480 I was rooting for them
00:34:02.360 No, no, no, no, no, no
00:34:03.180 I actually
00:34:04.140 I loved it
00:34:05.400 I thought it was
00:34:06.060 I thought it was interesting
00:34:07.340 And then
00:34:07.920 I said it's not the milk boys 0.99
00:34:09.260 We don't do shit fake out here 0.99
00:34:10.300 You said milk 0.99
00:34:10.800 Yeah
00:34:11.240 You can't even say milk right
00:34:12.700 Same thing, bro
00:34:13.720 It's the milk men
00:34:15.060 They're at the door
00:34:15.760 They got the V2 1.00
00:34:16.800 Fuck you 1.00
00:34:17.700 Fuck, what the fuck just happened, man? 1.00
00:34:19.980 Honestly, dude 1.00
00:34:20.780 Like 0.99
00:34:21.160 What the fuck? 1.00
00:34:23.620 George was like 1.00
00:34:24.180 Yo, when you guys inevitably go flat broke 1.00
00:34:26.600 At least you can pawn your shit jewelry 1.00
00:34:29.500 And start a retirement fund 1.00
00:34:31.720 And he looked at him like 1.00
00:34:33.600 Listen bitch 1.00
00:34:34.480 Don't you 1.00
00:34:35.340 Like George
00:34:37.720 What I meant to say
00:34:39.420 I said this 1.00
00:34:40.320 You can invest your shit assets in Amazon 1.00
00:34:42.920 And hope for the best 1.00
00:34:44.020 Well their jewelry was real bro
00:34:46.380 Right
00:34:46.600 Their jewelry was real
00:34:47.540 I said this is a great
00:34:49.080 Like
00:34:49.620 Like landing point
00:34:51.020 This is a great cushion
00:34:51.960 A lot of people can't afford that
00:34:53.440 Nah he just fired off on you
00:34:55.440 He wanted
00:34:55.740 Yo, would you be down to compare net worth?
00:34:58.180 Yeah, right?
00:34:58.660 A hundred percent.
00:34:59.360 I know you're-
00:34:59.800 Bro, my father makes more money. 1.00
00:35:01.120 No, no, no, no, no, fuck that. 1.00
00:35:01.940 That's why I'm surprised you didn't go back and forth. 1.00
00:35:03.920 Because I'm not trying to do this right now.
00:35:05.660 I was honestly trying to get them to be understanding of where I was trying to come from.
00:35:09.000 I know that.
00:35:09.220 I'm not trying to fight- 0.98
00:35:09.880 I'm not the guy who's like, yo, guys, I love Jesus, and then fucking try to fight the island boy. 0.95
00:35:14.940 Like, that was so uncomfortable for me, bro. 0.92
00:35:17.200 Look how cute you look, too, right now.
00:35:18.820 Dude, I look like an island boy ship man that you could take me to the island and I'll clean the deck.
00:35:23.580 George, go.
00:35:24.060 You're the first mate.
00:35:25.200 George, go.
00:35:25.740 George goes to the manager 1.00
00:35:27.240 Who the fuck is this guy? 1.00
00:35:32.440 He looks like he sells mortgage 1.00
00:35:34.580 He didn't even know how to answer the question
00:35:36.260 That was the worst part
00:35:37.160 He was like actually I don't even know why I'm here
00:35:39.000 He was so confused
00:35:41.900 He was like who's this guy?
00:35:43.000 How did I get here?
00:35:43.900 Who am I?
00:35:45.880 Yo alright so switching gears really quickly
00:35:48.320 We have another guest coming on
00:35:49.800 But we should probably
00:35:50.320 We don't have another guest
00:35:51.280 No we have another guest
00:35:53.640 I'm gonna fight him too
00:35:54.620 No, unfortunately, we have the hard cut to it because.
00:35:59.540 No, no, no. 0.99
00:35:59.920 But do you want to talk about other shit for a second or not? 0.99
00:36:02.960 What? 0.99
00:36:03.440 Oh, real show?
00:36:05.060 Yeah.
00:36:05.520 I kind of like where this is going.
00:36:06.900 It's great.
00:36:07.820 Oh, you think he's going to show up while we podcast?
00:36:11.780 Oh, he ain't coming.
00:36:13.060 Ask him what he thinks of this.
00:36:17.420 What?
00:36:19.480 Okay.
00:36:19.940 I have a couple of quick topics.
00:36:21.200 Can we just hit a couple quick or no?
00:36:22.980 Or do you not care?
00:36:23.960 Dude, do you not like any of this?
00:36:25.340 Yeah, sure, sure.
00:36:26.500 A yacht in the sandbox, Metaverse, just sold for $650,000.
00:36:36.820 How do you ride on the yacht in the Metaverse?
00:36:40.360 You got a little guy that rides on the yacht. 0.99
00:36:43.120 You saw my little guy that has the backwards LA hat and shit. 1.00
00:36:47.360 You saw him, he goes on the fucking yacht. 1.00
00:36:49.520 But that is outrageous pricing. 0.99
00:36:53.960 And I don't know if that includes the crew for the yacht or if that includes the parking.
00:37:00.780 Virtual Metaverse yacht sells for $650,000.
00:37:07.120 Oh, you could get a real yacht for that.
00:37:15.780 I mean, that's just, you know, something that usually people would respond to that kind of thing with some sort of comment.
00:37:21.380 It sounds like a shipwreck more than a yacht. 0.99
00:37:23.960 that was such a good topic to bring up like you did such a good job like what the fuck bro 1.00
00:37:43.580 y'all just y'all just let me sink 0.97
00:37:45.680 shout out to dare nightclub thank you guys for letting us use this uh facility for
00:37:51.440 our podcast and if you're in hollywood florida make sure you come here it's actually
00:37:56.080 fucking beautiful it is a dope spot thank you guys hey your project's done yeah oh my god 0.85
00:38:01.780 oh my god it's fucking done it's fucking finished so and what what was the last day 0.96
00:38:06.480 uh uh november 30th so you are or november 29th so you are now nine days sober oh 0.98
00:38:14.720 because from no gotta bring it up guys charging his little thing over there we call this
00:38:20.980 accountability from what i understand when the project finishes i'm gonna put a halt to all this
00:38:28.320 yeah as your friend i say start the new year off
00:38:32.020 end it good just start it up next year you know um what i didn't account for and by the way i my 0.95
00:38:40.260 only rebuttal is because i knew this was coming during that fucking podcast i said hold on dude 0.83
00:38:45.260 this doesn't mean i'm stopping i'm just saying should i decide at that moment if if i feel that 0.86
00:38:50.340 it's necessary i would i don't because what i'm learning is although the the the there was a set
00:38:56.260 amount of time to complete the project there's a whole structuring and aftermath that is uh just
00:39:02.240 as if not more important than the actual meat sorry so you're asking for an extension is that
00:39:06.980 what you're saying i'm not asking for anything i'm can i get extension on my i mean it's so
00:39:13.380 also but also at the same time too like this is like our our talk discussion and how we talk
00:39:18.180 about this has gotten out of control as well like we're just we're just being people are watching 0.83
00:39:22.260 it they're making videos about it now like we're being facetious guys we're fucking around the 0.96
00:39:25.680 kid's fucking fine he's he's he's there there was an opiate narrative i saw that i disgusted there 0.97
00:39:32.200 was an disgust there was an opiate you didn't even take a single uh did you take the painkiller 0.99
00:39:37.420 for a couple days after your hand or no bro first off no in fact i said i don't take painkillers
00:39:44.560 because it's a slippery slope.
00:39:45.780 Right, right, right.
00:39:46.160 That is what I said.
00:39:47.160 And somehow...
00:39:48.360 That part got scared. 1.00
00:39:49.040 Some fucking moron... 1.00
00:39:50.560 Like, this was the headline. 1.00
00:39:52.160 Logan Paul admits
00:39:52.980 being addicted to opiates.
00:39:55.840 Another victim of epidemic
00:39:57.380 in America. 0.95
00:39:58.440 Fam, first off, 1.00
00:39:59.160 that's some serious shit. 1.00
00:40:00.020 Yeah, facts. 1.00
00:40:00.600 Second off, I didn't say that.
00:40:02.240 Who's reporting these news?
00:40:03.440 So, yeah, we're being facetious.
00:40:04.540 But I will say,
00:40:05.700 here's what I have done.
00:40:07.320 Here's what I have done.
00:40:08.400 Yeah.
00:40:08.580 I've cut my drinking
00:40:09.700 in...
00:40:11.580 I'm at 10% of what I was.
00:40:14.640 That's the soberness you're looking for.
00:40:16.760 Weed, I'm still doing all that.
00:40:19.960 Forever?
00:40:21.200 What?
00:40:21.500 No, no, no.
00:40:21.940 Just for now.
00:40:22.920 Yeah, dude.
00:40:23.560 After the 30-day happened for me, the next day I was like, all right, only the weekends.
00:40:27.900 And I haven't stopped.
00:40:29.460 It's so bad, dude.
00:40:30.780 I have such a bad addictive personality.
00:40:33.160 Because here's the thing.
00:40:33.780 I can get away from my own thoughts.
00:40:35.280 And that's what I love, bro.
00:40:36.260 I was just chill.
00:40:37.260 Not to think about the next steps all the time.
00:40:39.500 Yeah.
00:40:40.120 I get it out of my head.
00:40:41.020 Yeah.
00:40:41.300 I get it.
00:40:41.880 You know, weed's good.
00:40:42.720 Weed's fun also.
00:40:43.640 And you could grow it.
00:40:44.520 We didn't even touch.
00:40:45.640 I don't know if anyone got that.
00:40:47.580 Make sure you're on the wide there.
00:40:48.720 We didn't touch Knuckles, Caleb.
00:40:50.080 When used responsibly and in legal settings, of course.
00:40:52.780 Of course.
00:40:53.180 Sounds like a guy who wrote a book. 1.00
00:40:55.980 Oh, Dylan, what the fuck do you want? 0.99
00:40:57.580 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:57.960 Like, cut the shit, bro. 1.00
00:40:58.960 You're not just going to say something. 1.00
00:41:01.680 Making a point, though.
00:41:02.980 We're here at the Sports Illustrated Awards right now.
00:41:04.960 Our producer just reminded us.
00:41:06.420 In beautiful Miami.
00:41:09.240 Hollywood.
00:41:09.840 Hollywood.
00:41:10.160 Hollywood, Florida.
00:41:11.140 We are here two days after Art Basel.
00:41:13.500 which just ended uh millions of people came to my thousands tens of a lot of people came to 0.94
00:41:19.980 miami to not even see art they came here to party get fucked up and probably spread the
00:41:24.860 omicron virus they definitely did a lot of people got covid yeah yeah a ton of people got covid 0.96
00:41:30.040 it's like the new outburst omicron yeah the only sounds like a series of transformers no
00:41:35.020 when i found out about that uh locked down their borders and i thought you were and i was like oh
00:41:39.960 That's it
00:41:40.420 Logan's gone
00:41:41.280 What happened with that trip
00:41:42.320 To bleep
00:41:43.260 Oh can I
00:41:44.740 Could you
00:41:45.580 Could you
00:41:46.180 Did you go
00:41:46.980 Turns out
00:41:48.220 What George said
00:41:48.900 No one wanted to
00:41:50.480 Give us their jet
00:41:51.380 To fly to
00:41:51.920 Beep
00:41:52.760 Yeah
00:41:53.220 Because it's 1.00
00:41:55.300 Fucking risky as shit 1.00
00:41:56.540 Oh you didn't go 1.00
00:41:58.780 No we went somewhere else though
00:41:59.980 It's all good
00:42:00.700 What
00:42:00.920 What did you say
00:42:04.440 How come no one can talk today
00:42:08.740 Like even
00:42:09.400 you normally can't call. That's my thing. I'm starting to get
00:42:11.440 a little weird. You said, somebody
00:42:13.500 said we were at Lib. You can never
00:42:15.360 speak English. David's not even
00:42:16.720 born here. He said, Jeffrey's Epstein
00:42:19.480 Island. He said shed. It's a plural
00:42:21.240 first name. Like, how many
00:42:23.340 Jeffreys are there, David? 0.77
00:42:25.840 Should you bring Mildo?
00:42:28.800 Oh!
00:42:31.360 How was your fun Sunday with David,
00:42:35.020 Mike?
00:42:37.080 What? David wasn't there. Don't make it
00:42:38.800 weird oh yeah we had a good sunday we went to uh i don't remember anything we did oh we went to
00:42:44.520 we went to santa monica we went it was national cookie day we went looking for cookies uh all
00:42:50.600 the stores were closed and i have this personal health uh thing that every weekend i like to go
00:42:55.900 get a massage i'm very big on it i check the yelp reviews i go to places that have trained
00:42:59.580 professionals i believe that self-care sundays are a great way to uh reactivate yourself for
00:43:04.680 the upcoming week and what do you not do on sundays michael i'll he doesn't go to church no no 0.99
00:43:09.420 well this kind of fucks with the story i also don't jerk off on sundays or watch porn because 0.98
00:43:15.640 it's the sabbath this man called me stressing about blue balls he's like i won't do it not 0.99
00:43:20.700 on the lord's day yeah continue your story though mike well it kind of yeah so so uh the other day
00:43:28.020 uh i was looking for a new massage place and you know i i went to one place and actually walked in
00:43:33.020 and it was disgusting and the people had really long fingernails that looked like i was going to
00:43:36.600 get like scabies or some sort of staph infection so i left and i found this other place that was
00:43:41.060 extremely high rated i was like why is this place rated so high they must you know really have great
00:43:45.640 masseuses here and i walked in i said i wanted a 45 minute massage and the rate was a little bit
00:43:50.380 higher than normal they wanted they wanted 60 bucks instead of like usually it's like 35 40
00:43:54.400 bucks whatever for the 45 minutes at these small places and i started looking around and um all of 1.00
00:43:59.560 the women was a top i shouldn't say that it was it was a massage place and all of the women were 0.92
00:44:04.840 um were like in their like 20s and 30s like they weren't like the normal like you know 1.00
00:44:09.680 women that you'd see at these places and they're all they're kind of like hot chicks dude you know 0.96
00:44:13.920 what i'm saying i was just like wow this is this place really is nice did this place have a fish
00:44:18.020 tank in it yeah i'm sure it did so i know what you're talking about so i go i go i go lay down
00:44:23.300 on the table and the lady comes in and she's being kind of like you know like very talkative
00:44:27.560 like ask me questions like where do you what area do you live in like um you know what do you do for
00:44:31.820 a living and i'm you know i'm of course giving her every single piece of personal detail because
00:44:36.100 that's how i am just telling her everything about myself and uh she's giving me this good massage 0.98
00:44:40.420 she's kneeling in my back and like really working her her fingers into my spine and shit and she's 0.99
00:44:45.880 like okay flip over so i flip over and she starts massaging my um my thighs and then keeps kind of 1.00
00:44:53.800 working up to like the side of my my balls a little bit you know what i'm saying like she's 1.00
00:44:58.420 kind of just working in there and really getting deep into the into the loins you know it's a 0.97
00:45:02.200 sensitive location you know and you start to get that little tingly pringly in your wiener and
00:45:06.020 like you're like dude like this is a massage dude i shouldn't be feeling like this is something
00:45:09.500 normal people do you know not just me and she just kept massaging and then all of a sudden she like 1.00
00:45:16.580 went like in my stomach area and i was like damn like i've never had a stomach massage before she's
00:45:23.120 checking for like some sort of intestinal cancer or something like what's good and she like was 0.99
00:45:28.020 massaging my stomach and she like kept accidentally like grazing by my cock bro which you know obviously 0.88
00:45:34.540 was at that point like you know it was like waking up a little bit you know what i'm saying 0.91
00:45:38.280 because i'm very relaxed i'm like basically sleeping and like you know she's massaging 0.97
00:45:43.200 the area but like her hand is like kind of chafing the tip of my dick back and forth and like 0.98
00:45:47.200 i'm like damn maybe she just thinks it's like my thumb or something because they're about the same 0.98
00:45:51.980 so i'm just sitting there dude and now like my dick is like kind of hard bro right and it has 0.99
00:46:00.180 been pitched yeah dude are you under the towel still yeah i'm still under the towel but she's 1.00
00:46:04.220 got it like really spread to the side and then she finishes up in that area and she starts to
00:46:09.160 go down the leg and then she stops and she's like you want me to massage that area oh have you 0.98
00:46:16.300 You've never got offered a happy ending massage?
00:46:17.960 Probably not accidentally. 0.99
00:46:19.660 One fucking time in my life have, and I go for massages every single week. 0.98
00:46:25.300 Have I ever been offered or at a place that could even be construed to offer that type of activity? 0.98
00:46:31.820 No exaggeration, 50 times it's been offered.
00:46:34.040 Dog, dog.
00:46:35.380 50 times.
00:46:36.120 I don't even bring my mom to massage pals anymore. 0.98
00:46:38.200 I'm so fucking like. 0.97
00:46:39.080 How many times has your mom been offered? 0.99
00:46:40.920 Twice.
00:46:42.280 I just take her to like the really nice hotel ones where I know they're not touching her.
00:46:46.300 But yeah, no, I read less.
00:46:47.200 I don't get massages on in LA, dude.
00:46:48.620 Because every time I lay down in that bed, I go,
00:46:50.100 no, somebody nutted here like 10 minutes ago.
00:46:51.840 Will your girlfriend be upset if you get happy-ended?
00:46:57.960 I don't know.
00:46:59.040 I don't think she would if it was like a massage thing. 1.00
00:47:02.100 There's a lot of countries that allow that as a massage thing. 1.00
00:47:04.740 If it was like an old lady and she was doing it, 1.00
00:47:06.380 I don't think she'd be bothered. 1.00
00:47:07.140 But if it was like all these supermodels coming in to do it, 1.00
00:47:09.480 she'd be like, all right, that's obviously sexy. 1.00
00:47:10.440 If they weren't supermodels, they were just like, you know.
00:47:12.620 But obviously, no, I wouldn't do that, by the way. 1.00
00:47:15.300 I don't think she'd be like...
00:47:16.300 I think she'd be a lot mad if I was like
00:47:19.100 I went to Tampa the other day with Logan
00:47:21.420 That was a conversation
00:47:24.360 That was a conversation
00:47:25.180 Okay Mikey so
00:47:26.800 Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just gonna end it there
00:47:29.140 Well no because we gotta know what happened
00:47:30.560 Yeah did you get a happy ending
00:47:32.200 This is tough to say no when you're sitting there
00:47:35.400 All vulnerable with a boner and stuff
00:47:37.940 Primed too
00:47:39.060 What'd you do
00:47:39.760 I said 1.00
00:47:41.840 She was like do you want me to massage that area
00:47:45.680 and i said i mean sure that was my answer i said i mean sure and she and she was like well
00:47:50.020 that doesn't really cut it like i need like a firm yes or no and i was like
00:47:54.340 part of me wanted to be like that's entrapment where are they located and where are they running
00:48:02.340 where are they coming in the room no but i was like yeah i mean all right and she was and i was
00:48:09.620 like what you know what's that what's that kind of thing run me and she was like a hundred i said 0.67
00:48:12.680 lady that's a little fucking steep that's literally what i said i go that's a little steep 0.90
00:48:19.940 for a old-fashioned this is where i get lost in that's a little happy ending parlors this i 0.99
00:48:28.060 cannot and will not negotiate while i have a boner it's kind of a rule i have in my life
00:48:36.120 a hundred percent that's crazy because all my negotiations happen while i have a
00:48:39.700 Come on baby 1.00
00:48:40.740 Suck my dick now 1.00
00:48:41.600 After you get dinner 1.00
00:48:43.180 Call it the appetizer
00:48:46.520 Come on
00:48:48.220 And of course
00:48:48.980 So that negotiation
00:48:50.440 Pretty much went like this
00:48:51.380 $100
00:48:51.740 That's a pretty
00:48:52.560 Pretty steep price lady 1.00
00:48:53.940 She goes 1.00
00:48:54.300 It's the price
00:48:54.960 I said okay
00:48:55.380 And that's why you don't negotiate
00:48:58.380 When you have bars
00:49:00.060 I said alright
00:49:00.600 Not one more
00:49:02.260 Not one more argument
00:49:04.000 I said perfect
00:49:05.640 You could have said $500
00:49:07.360 At that point
00:49:08.220 I would have been like 0.99
00:49:08.920 take my amex oh wait so why did why do you call him with blue balls are you 0.56
00:49:12.960 no it was a different time oh she got the job done
00:49:14.900 they're really impressive usually no dog
00:49:17.740 30 seconds milliseconds yeah i was about to say these these professionals bro they waste no time
00:49:23.980 they walk in and their training camps are a bunch of dildos and they're just training
00:49:27.000 each one they even they practice arousing you too why do we ever have
00:49:31.940 why do we ever have guests on the show ever like what what is the point of ever having guests on
00:49:38.320 the show. Like, why don't we just fuck around, 0.98
00:49:40.560 talk to each other, and then clickbait a title 0.99
00:49:42.460 for a million views. I cannot believe
00:49:44.400 the fuck that shit. Investment advice 1.00
00:49:46.220 got me in this much trouble.
00:49:47.920 It's not even that. Trouble from who, George?
00:49:50.820 Those two twin guys. You'll be
00:49:52.360 okay. That they're gonna come after me with a thug. 0.96
00:49:54.040 No, 100%, you're fucked. And by the way, Island Boys, 1.00
00:49:56.320 if you are watching, and
00:49:57.880 I am so sorry that my financial advice
00:50:00.420 gave you guys so much problems. That was so fucked. 0.99
00:50:02.760 I will say. I just don't like how you told me to 1.00
00:50:04.260 shut up, bro. I'm like, yo, I get disrespected by a lot of guests,
00:50:06.480 but it ain't gonna be you guys.
00:50:07.400 It's not going to be you guys, you know
00:50:09.540 Like a lot of people don't turn and say hi to me
00:50:11.700 But I'm not going to get shut down by the island boys
00:50:14.060 It's not happening
00:50:14.600 I commend how mature you handled that
00:50:18.000 Yeah, I'm not going to fight that
00:50:19.580 Bro, all I keep thinking is about like
00:50:21.000 Somebody's like, yeah, that's very Christian of you, bro 0.99
00:50:23.200 You want to kill Hitler, but you killed the island boys 0.98
00:50:25.560 Like, no, I wouldn't kill anybody 0.99
00:50:27.060 Yeah, you're right
00:50:28.400 Oh, man
00:50:29.240 Should we bring David on? 1.00
00:50:33.120 The Germans? 1.00
00:50:33.880 Time to make it 1.00
00:50:35.220 he does get requested
00:50:37.000 quite often
00:50:37.640 just so you know
00:50:38.560 he has a t-shirt
00:50:39.260 that's called
00:50:39.640 spread love 1.00
00:50:40.300 take a seat
00:50:40.840 take a seat Dave
00:50:41.900 spread some love
00:50:43.460 for us
00:50:43.800 for people that don't know
00:50:45.040 this is David
00:50:45.540 the German videographer
00:50:46.400 he has filmed
00:50:47.300 I hate that song
00:50:50.120 I have to say it
00:50:51.140 I hate it
00:50:51.840 well so does everyone
00:50:52.520 I love how you said that
00:50:53.140 when they're gone
00:50:53.660 he would have said it
00:50:55.560 I would have said it
00:50:56.500 David has filmed
00:50:57.080 every episode of
00:50:57.780 The Night Shift
00:50:58.200 he was the original
00:50:59.500 concept creator
00:51:00.680 and he's actually
00:51:01.740 the star of the show
00:51:02.360 to be honest with you
00:51:02.920 but he also is
00:51:04.060 extremely opinionated
00:51:05.120 he doesn't follow any of the rules that
00:51:06.960 2020 or 2021 or any of these
00:51:08.900 I'm vaccinated though so that's good
00:51:10.800 David thank you very much 1.00
00:51:12.040 y'all fucking short dick my boy 1.00
00:51:15.420 this guy has a better story 1.00
00:51:18.340 we should have like an episode with him 0.99
00:51:21.460 to like leak all this shit 0.99
00:51:22.960 no that's what I was trying to get into 1.00
00:51:24.800 but he got fucking short fucked 0.99
00:51:26.460 this is our second guess that's walked 0.99
00:51:28.100 when we're doing David we're doing David the right way
00:51:31.280 that's what I'm going to say
00:51:32.140 that's not a kid you just throw out of pocket
00:51:33.840 I'm even prepped for David.
00:51:35.560 He is the best dressed out of all of us.
00:51:37.120 He always is.
00:51:37.900 I will say,
00:51:38.780 Anthony,
00:51:40.800 Anthony,
00:51:41.080 good to see you.
00:51:42.060 Anthony,
00:51:42.500 bro,
00:51:42.640 how are you?
00:51:43.120 So,
00:51:43.420 check this out.
00:51:44.160 That mic to your right,
00:51:45.620 talking to that.
00:51:47.100 All right.
00:51:47.640 Here we go.
00:51:48.460 All right,
00:51:48.700 get a little close.
00:51:49.660 Get a little closer.
00:51:50.900 Yeah,
00:51:51.060 that's perfect.
00:51:51.820 How you feel,
00:51:52.560 bro?
00:51:52.800 Good,
00:51:53.120 man,
00:51:53.360 good.
00:51:53.900 Good,
00:51:54.260 good,
00:51:54.500 good,
00:51:54.640 good.
00:51:54.740 Welcome back.
00:51:55.500 Thank you. 0.87
00:51:55.960 You ever killed someone with your bare hands?
00:51:58.600 Nah, 0.95
00:51:58.940 bro.
00:52:00.360 Mike,
00:52:00.820 I don't know the situation.
00:52:02.000 Wait,
00:52:02.260 pull this a little closer.
00:52:03.220 Pull this a little closer
00:52:03.940 The thing keeps pulling
00:52:05.300 I'm never wearing
00:52:06.320 White tiny shorts again
00:52:07.340 And I did this
00:52:08.540 For the Island Boys
00:52:09.160 Alright so
00:52:09.840 Anthony
00:52:10.360 What's up Logan
00:52:11.340 You're on Impulsive dude
00:52:12.680 Alright
00:52:13.180 It's the number one
00:52:13.900 Podcast in the world
00:52:14.740 Thank you
00:52:15.360 Thank you
00:52:15.700 I appreciate you bro
00:52:17.020 Thank you for driving me around
00:52:18.420 Everywhere I go
00:52:19.060 Every time I come to Miami
00:52:20.060 I got you
00:52:21.140 Honestly
00:52:21.580 So Milton
00:52:22.520 My boxing coach
00:52:23.420 Introduced me to Anthony
00:52:24.820 And Anthony's kind of
00:52:25.680 Become the guy
00:52:26.460 Every time we come here
00:52:27.340 He's got our back
00:52:28.240 He takes care
00:52:28.660 You know who knows
00:52:29.420 Where we're gonna end up
00:52:30.140 In Miami 0.99
00:52:30.540 It's fucking Miami 0.99
00:52:31.240 It could be late 0.98
00:52:32.560 And one time when you were driving, I mean, can I ask you about your story?
00:52:37.300 Yeah, man, go ahead.
00:52:38.000 Are you sure?
00:52:38.720 Yeah, I'm good.
00:52:41.780 What seems to be the problem?
00:52:42.900 He gave you permission.
00:52:43.700 Okay, all right.
00:52:44.640 I just didn't know if it was sensitive or not.
00:52:46.220 I think it's fascinating.
00:52:47.440 All right.
00:52:48.740 Had an accident where my arm was torn off and put it back on.
00:52:53.440 One more time?
00:52:54.420 I had an accident where my arm was off and they put it back on.
00:52:58.920 no no i i heard i heard i heard what you said and i and i i got the sentiment of what you said but
00:53:04.720 i i'm failing to to process the words that just came out enough can you show it to the camera
00:53:08.920 maybe yeah for sure so so anthony was driving one time and dude i'm just such a curious guy
00:53:16.500 and i'm honest and i said i said something like hey i not to offend you or anything but like why
00:53:21.160 i if you're okay we're talking about it what happened with your arm and tell him what you
00:53:28.060 told me i don't remember but a drill initially uh wrapped got caught on a drill bit initially
00:53:35.160 wrapped it and just took it right off yeah yeah he was at work he was wearing a jacket
00:53:39.880 yeah a longer jacket it's a jacket with like it dangles a little bit and he was on a drill 0.96
00:53:44.280 and the fucking jacket got caught in this drill oh my god oh my god and then i mean okay so 0.97
00:53:51.120 you know from there on uh just walking around talking about getting my arm 0.99
00:53:58.720 and uh police showed up and we took off in a helicopter did it hurt uh the adrenaline was
00:54:08.120 so high so it was like i was just trying to stay focused on what i had to do what did you have to
00:54:13.000 do i was trying to get my arm back but that wasn't happening it was wrapped around the drill like
00:54:18.040 that but eventually you got it back yeah how i told ambulance guy go get my arm and he was able
00:54:23.520 to find it yeah it was on a drill like this still spinning no no it was tough okay that'd be some
00:54:29.340 weird final destination shit that so he when i asked him about this story yeah he told me just
00:54:34.300 like this and i'm like hey why are you so calm about this were you calm then too and apparently 0.98
00:54:39.500 he walked into his boss's office with one arm and was like hey my arm got ripped off
00:54:48.060 it's a it's why is he so calm about it do you agree it's like a weird like when your body gets
00:54:58.760 into that like survival mode it's a weird like emotionless and painless like situation a lot of
00:55:05.240 times yeah yeah you know what i'm saying like do you remember like going in icu and like all that
00:55:09.260 shit do you remember all that stuff yeah yeah i remember everything till they put me to sleep
00:55:12.860 and did they say we're gonna try to uh uh reattach your arm like how how biologically was that 0.98
00:55:19.040 possible this is did you put it on ice yeah they put it on ice and uh i just kept asking for my
00:55:26.720 arm so so they gave you what you wanted they delivered yeah my dad always used to tell me
00:55:33.840 that those drills and anything that spun was the most dangerous thing.
00:55:38.920 Because when I was a kid, he would, you know, the little hack,
00:55:41.720 the little saws like that, he would say, don't worry about it.
00:55:45.100 Even the spinning blades.
00:55:46.180 I would be like, the spinning blades. 0.99
00:55:46.940 Almost had a buddy get fucking chopped in half by one this high. 0.98
00:55:51.760 He did MMA with us when we were in Ohio. 0.99
00:55:53.300 Yeah.
00:55:53.640 And he was a construction worker.
00:55:54.720 Spun off the thing, like a foot away, a blade this big.
00:55:58.320 It was used to cut trees.
00:55:59.420 But he always told me the ones that spin will ruin your life.
00:56:04.160 It'll take your veins, everything, and completely destroy whatever.
00:56:08.080 Yeah, I met a guy in a trauma unit, too.
00:56:10.620 Blade went right through his hand and spit them right out.
00:56:13.300 Did they give you a severance package?
00:56:15.840 Oh, my God.
00:56:16.760 No.
00:56:17.980 We're still going through the process.
00:56:21.200 I don't know why that was so funny to me.
00:56:24.300 Just because it's the hole.
00:56:25.200 oh i get it oh my god we got it yeah oh is that why no one laughed because i was the only one
00:56:34.580 that got it so it wasn't because i'm mean it's just because i'm not a moron 0.62
00:56:38.220 i gotta go he's so hot right now um you were supposed to quit nine days ago 0.71
00:56:48.700 how did that how did how did it change your life how did it change your life
00:56:54.900 And I mean from like a mind frame standpoint
00:56:58.200 When you came back
00:56:59.080 What was different
00:57:00.660 And I mean like post recovery 0.97
00:57:02.540 Like after you start feeling better and shit 0.87
00:57:04.700 What was different about your mindset 0.98
00:57:05.920 Mindset
00:57:07.480 I was a righty now I'm a lefty
00:57:09.980 So I just had to rethink everything
00:57:11.700 Life's like a puzzle now
00:57:13.820 I broke my right hand and thought it was bad
00:57:15.760 You fully switched 0.99
00:57:18.060 I don't know shit 0.97
00:57:19.780 But what about your 0.98
00:57:21.580 Did you wake up more grateful everyday
00:57:23.520 like what like was there any other like switches in your mindset or were you pretty much the same
00:57:27.340 person just with a different writing hand definitely a different mindset when you lose a 0.93
00:57:32.820 limb and stuff it's like griefing so you had to go through all that retardedness got it but i can't 0.95
00:57:39.140 say that um you you're do you have full uh no it's so it's now it's like a prop arm it's just 0.99
00:57:48.160 it's a prop arm essentially got it what what your leg your fucking leg bro you took a vein out of 0.99
00:57:55.140 here a muscle out of here oh shit that's actually one of the most this is one of the more gruesome 0.99
00:58:01.540 injuries that i've seen yeah it like it like like actually face to face yeah you want to see my arm 0.97
00:58:08.120 no i'd like to not see that no no show it so that guy right there david watch show him 0.99
00:58:13.200 i'm sure david already seen it six times david masturbates that kind of shit no he does that's 0.98
00:58:20.460 why i want to have him on the show he's fucked up dude like at some point we'll have a full episode 1.00
00:58:23.980 this kid's fucked up dude he's real fucked up dude he's into gore and shit i'm into hentai 1.00
00:58:29.540 you ever watch hentai no did you switch obviously you switch masturbating hands as well yeah yeah 1.00
00:58:35.820 got it that would be tough was that was that like your most annoying like thing they get to change 0.96
00:58:43.560 over no everything is everything's built for right-handed people so it's a zipper in your 0.97
00:58:48.000 pants is a pain of that damn that's a good you ever been propositioned for a um happy ending 0.98
00:58:52.960 for sure did you say yes or no yes 0.99
00:58:57.200 i always have the ending it's so hard to say no it's like basically impossible 1.00
00:59:06.840 dude isn't it crazy to imagine how much power women actually have over our lives i've seen 1.00
00:59:13.880 some that know how to use it for real we it's called wielding they know how to wield their 1.00
00:59:17.840 power yeah you got a you got a full-on girlfriend relationship no no no like officially on facebook
00:59:22.940 Okay we love you Anthony
00:59:28.460 We love you Anthony
00:59:29.500 Thanks for having me on
00:59:30.720 Of course
00:59:31.280 That's probably it
00:59:36.860 I would say
00:59:38.180 This one will go down in the books 0.99
00:59:41.640 It's the most ridiculous podcast 0.96
00:59:43.440 We've ever done it 0.97
00:59:44.240 Dylan I don't know if you know this or not yet 0.99
00:59:48.280 But you're fucking fired 1.00
00:59:49.320 You are fucking fired 1.00
00:59:52.700 you just like just pack your shit pack your shit all right guys thanks for listening to 1.00
01:00:00.460 impulsive we'll get a new producer we'll see you next week take it easy bye lisa tell them about 1.00
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