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00:02:12.300 Okay, I don't know how to use this amp-on.

00:02:13.240 Why don't you just show us right now?

00:02:14.880 Okay, I'll try and show you.

00:02:16.100 Why don't you just show us right now how to use it?

00:02:18.260 No, no, stop!

00:02:18.740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:02:19.360 And our first ever live audience show.

00:02:40.360 They care about the people and I love them.

00:02:42.360 Come on!

00:02:44.360 We changed our honeymoon plans.

00:02:46.360 We were going to go to Naples and then we cancelled and then we came here for the show.

00:02:49.360 It's just way more interactive.

00:02:51.360 I felt like I was a part of the show.

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00:02:58.360 I definitely come back.

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00:03:19.360 ladies and gentlemen welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

00:03:26.800 oh i love this and our first ever live audience show guys we don't know what the we're doing no

00:03:34.000 clue this is a test maybe we go on tour one day and we do live shows like this george opens up

00:03:39.120 with a stand-up comedy act and we travel the world and visit fun people like y'all because

00:03:43.680 again 316 episodes in we've met we've never is that right 316 who's counting i have no idea not 0.83

00:03:50.860 me sorry i'm sweating we don't yo today today i would have an excuse you have no fucking idea 0.60

00:04:00.560 his lights are a thousand degrees i'm not gonna lie um but no it's cool to see the work that we've 0.87

00:04:07.080 put in and the audience that we've built you guys in real life you know you become more than just a

00:04:12.220 number and we can connect with you and i would come and say hi and i touched people's hands 0.93

00:04:17.000 already but um ladies and gentlemen i got fucking pink eye again i as he said as he said i just 0.94

00:04:23.520 touched everybody's hands y'all should actually wash your hands bro the kid in the front row 0.99

00:04:27.460 george is like that's fucked up i can see it i can that's conjunctivitis buddy no i so look this 0.97

00:04:33.920 actually isn't my fault columbus gave me pink eye i'm so prone to pink eye you gotta stop eating 1.00

00:04:39.080 ass no no no he always blames it on the dog he's like it was queen he was sleeping on my pillow 0.98

00:04:47.480 that's what he said i do i do i think i think that's true is that possible because the dog 0.95

00:04:52.700 like his butthole kind of gets on my pillow sometimes and then i i don't know why don't

00:04:58.580 you go like hey shoo shoo no i even flip my pillows bro i'm i have a full routine to avoid 0.90

00:05:03.060 conjunctivitis except i i have a chronic pink eye so yeah um sorry for touching y'all um go

00:05:09.440 go seek help yo how about that george janko opening act so yo so originally originally each

00:05:18.520 of us were gonna do like an opening thing i was gonna read a uh do a drug seminar for you like

00:05:23.440 an anti-drug because i used to do drugs did you guys know did you know that i wrote a book about

00:05:27.200 it did y'all know that mike used to and logan was gonna box a random member of the audience

00:05:31.360 but for liability purposes

00:05:33.340 we just, oh I see a couple hands out there 0.98

00:05:36.220 holy shit 0.99

00:05:37.260 they're all against you 1.00

00:05:38.480 I don't know if you should be offended or excited

00:05:41.180 they're like no we've seen you fight, I'll do it

00:05:43.260 I'll get on stage

00:05:44.760 ouch

00:05:46.400 this is my last show

00:05:49.580 I'm going to be honest

00:05:50.200 it's not your last show but someone is getting fired

00:05:53.540 yeah so

00:05:54.340 the one thing that wasn't planned

00:05:57.120 was the impromptu workout

00:05:59.100 that happened before George's set

00:06:00.900 from the producer that was dancing around up here.

00:06:03.020 We didn't plan that. That was Dylan.

00:06:05.140 Let's do a round of applause for Dylan as well.

00:06:07.720 Guys, thank you.

00:06:08.700 Hope you guys liked him

00:06:10.620 because he's actually fired.

00:06:13.120 Today's his last show. He's gone.

00:06:15.800 Yeah, I'm just kidding.

00:06:17.060 It's a joke.

00:06:18.400 By the way, I love how invested they were on it.

00:06:20.280 They go, what?

00:06:23.180 Yeah, no, but Columbus

00:06:24.500 bested us, guys. We are down

00:06:26.760 bad. We went to Town Hall. I'm sure you've been

00:06:28.760 to Town Hall. Went crazy there. Went to Seesaw.

00:06:30.900 the club needs a better name it's fine and uh georgie

00:06:35.720 they wanted a story they wanted a story yesterday we had no material we got it last night

00:06:45.200 everyone has that friend that cannot handle their alcohol i don't drink it's it's not about

00:06:50.420 george dude i don't drink george quite literally does not drink how many people in this room

00:06:56.820 remember their first drink you were probably how old were you first of all none of you guys should

00:07:01.340 be yeah i know i didn't even you're 12 i didn't even see enough hands go up how old were you when

00:07:06.360 you had your first drink i heard seven seven i did hear seven so like when you go out with people

00:07:13.080 and they're in their 30s your assumption is that they like they understand like what the outcome

00:07:17.780 looks like from drinking alcohol so 3 30 a.m i come to i go to george's room last night

00:07:23.400 uh i walk it he's like come to my room man i go in there i find this kid buried under

00:07:29.680 mcdonald's postmates i mean buried nuggets i got all the sauces man so i go in and he's like hey

00:07:37.160 man do you see how many margaritas i had seven eight nine margaritas and i was like george you

00:07:46.280 didn't have more than one in a margarita and a half bro max dude he's like no no you can ask

00:07:51.660 anybody i had nine margaritas and you know what mike and and he's talking to me i i had my first 0.82

00:08:00.220 natty light probably 25 fucking years ago and he goes i like drinking and in my mind i go 0.98

00:08:09.340 you're not gonna like it tomorrow dude hangover suck hangover suck so i didn't i didn't want to 0.98

00:08:17.700 drink but ohio made me you guys turn up yeah i mean there's a guy who drank at the age of seven 0.96

00:08:23.340 yeah you guys turn up but nobody gave me the memo nobody told me that when you drink it it it hurts

00:08:30.080 when you stand up yeah yeah i know i've been i've been saying this i didn't know so i'm throwing

00:08:34.520 back these drinks and i didn't stand up yet i didn't stand up until i had to go pee

00:08:38.380 yeah they see it for those of you that need a visual this is me ready okay guys i gotta go to

00:08:46.560 the bathroom that really happened it's great physical comedy it's great and by the way he's

00:08:59.420 not joking we walked out of the club and he was laying in with a traffic cone on top of him it is

00:09:06.380 true no yeah i found him face down like he had already left we sent him home he was that friend

00:09:10.180 again like the one that's belligerently drunk sent him home and i walked outside and he's he's

00:09:14.680 face down on the concrete on the sidewalk george janko's face down so i went i did the firefighter's

00:09:19.420 carry i forgot about that okay yeah of course you did that's called being blackout brother

00:09:23.840 did the firefighter's carry and uh apparently when i got him back to the uber he was with my

00:09:30.300 new assistant caitlin who's a sweetheart by the way y'all might have seen her run around 1.00

00:09:33.520 and uh caitlin tried to get you back home she ordered a couple ubers two of them saw how drunk 1.00

00:09:42.120 you were and passed you they canceled the ride they canceled the ride so they didn't find it

00:09:48.620 funny when i was screaming running towards them yeah they're like no it's not and they just 0.93

00:09:55.080 fucking so a uh so a uh a valet guy by the name of sky by the way shout out yeah skyler or some 0.91

00:10:02.180 skyler smith shout out skyler smith offered to to give george and caitlin a ride home uh when he 0.99

00:10:07.640 got off and not only that georgie insisted they go to the mcdonald's drive-thru took an hour 0.97

00:10:13.640 evidently and this fucking guy paid for the meal and insisted that george didn't pay him back 0.93

00:10:19.700 dude i i don't know it's ohio bro every time i come here you guys are the greatest people i've 0.99

00:10:25.580 ever ever met i've ever met and i'm not even saying that i swear to you guys you guys are so 0.55

00:10:32.380 fucking unbelievably sweet.

00:10:34.940 I was like, no, please, like, take my... 0.97

00:10:36.460 I said, like, I was like, no, please, take my car.

00:10:38.780 And he's like, no, he's like, and then he

00:10:40.500 paid for it, but when Logan said, like, it took

00:10:42.580 an hour, guys, they went to the club

00:10:44.340 and I got to the

00:10:46.500 hotel after that.

00:10:49.420 That was crazy.

00:10:51.080 I was concerned. We made it back, though.

00:10:52.620 It was all good. We made it back in one piece.

00:10:55.120 A lot of action from the team.

00:10:57.640 David, the German videographer.

00:10:59.220 Let's go, David!

00:11:00.360 David the German videographer

00:11:02.880 David the German videographer

00:11:05.180 Has been on a bit of a rampage

00:11:07.980 Lately sexually man

00:11:09.420 He found himself

00:11:12.280 Sort of as a man

00:11:13.660 Like he got that thing

00:11:15.160 I don't know where he learned it from bro

00:11:17.260 Who's he spending all his time with

00:11:18.680 But no but he's been on a bit of

00:11:22.200 He's been on a bit of a bender lately

00:11:23.840 And last night we were at dinner at

00:11:25.300 Town hall and I looked down the end of the table

00:11:27.700 And there he is with this beautiful woman

00:11:30.340 chatting it up and then out of nowhere he just disappeared where'd you go

00:11:35.120 where'd you go where did you go dave for 30 30 plus minutes oh where did you go dave

00:11:41.140 i don't know uh went on a little uh walk down the street 0.98

00:11:46.360 you dirty german we love you dave we have some we have some funny davids in our group too y'all 0.90

00:11:55.920 y'all know i have a stepdad named david y'all know i have a stepdad he's basically the polar 1.00

00:12:00.120 opposite of david the german like the exact opposite end of the spectrum mom i didn't want

00:12:04.400 to tell you this but we're doing it we're doing a segment on your husband your brand new husband

00:12:08.460 that's how long you've been married 18 years logan that's your stepdad

00:12:17.040 this guy's like what that long dude dude growing up greg convinced me that he was evil

00:12:23.820 yeah i know well that's usually how it goes when the old husband and the new husband you know meet

00:12:29.740 up no so i just i haven't been counting the years i remember crying at the wedding you know it's a

00:12:34.620 new dad it's a new dad you're not sure what's going on and plus your dad's great paul that's

00:12:38.320 scary you were playing the recorder with a rose in your mouth dancing at our wedding that was 0.99

00:12:43.400 because you fucking gave me shots no i gave jake shots because how old were you 18 years ago you 0.99

00:12:50.400 gave jake shots no i gave him he was four years old okay so ohio's nuts george what did you what 1.00

00:12:58.080 did you say david looked it was the best comparison ever oh he always looks like a cop that pulled

00:13:02.560 you over that's just not having it he's he's a always he's a pissed off cop but i know he's a

00:13:08.360 very successful doctor and ear nose and throat surgeon and uh i don't know how he can hang the

00:13:14.160 way he does even like if y'all see my instagram story today my mom turns up turns my mom turns

00:13:20.660 up but david does not no he's he's the most like calm like this is how he sits every time

00:13:28.840 i love these these actions that i do right

00:13:32.820 constantly over it while she's above him dancing

00:13:38.420 and it's crazy because mom you're such an angel and i i didn't expect you to have this fun side

00:13:44.160 now that i'm an adult like y'all have that moment where you take your first drink with your parents

00:13:48.540 or you get drunk with your parents and you're like,

00:13:50.360 oh, this is who you actually are.

00:13:52.460 Yeah, we hid that from you.

00:13:54.140 Yeah, evidently.

00:13:55.160 And I'm glad you did, by the way,

00:13:56.240 because I probably would have been more of an alcoholic

00:13:58.000 than I probably already am.

00:13:59.980 But she turns up, like, we have a new term for it 1.00

00:14:02.380 when she gets too drunk. 0.58

00:14:03.540 Yeah.

00:14:04.020 We call it Pammered. 1.00

00:14:04.920 She's Pammered. 0.82

00:14:05.620 Oh.

00:14:07.140 I love that, actually.

00:14:08.400 She was on the table last night.

00:14:10.300 Oh, wait! 0.99

00:14:11.440 Oh, wait!

00:14:13.300 Screaming at the bar.

00:14:15.340 I had a fake take an Adderall.

00:14:17.800 What?

00:14:18.340 Yeah.

00:14:18.760 What does that even mean?

00:14:19.440 Wait, what?

00:14:20.340 A lot of Adderall taking in this state.

00:14:23.080 Addy's.

00:14:23.480 Oh, did you say, I thought you said you had to fake it.

00:14:25.380 I did fake it.

00:14:26.220 Okay, so I heard you right.

00:14:27.220 Yeah.

00:14:28.320 Elaborate. 1.00

00:14:28.740 I was trying to impress some girls.

00:14:30.200 That's, those, what girls are you hanging out with that were like, you want to see me

00:14:34.200 concentrate? 1.00

00:14:38.200 Watch me focus on this.

00:14:40.700 So it actually keeps you awake.

00:14:42.480 Did you know that?

00:14:43.360 No, I don't take Adderall.

00:14:44.400 You are a child.

00:14:45.660 I love how you don't know anything about the adult

00:14:47.540 drug and alcohol world. I'm not a child.

00:14:49.460 I'm innocent. No, you're not.

00:14:51.640 He's a Christian. He's a good

00:14:53.500 Christian. Not one crowd 0.99

00:14:55.660 member. Woo! All of you going to hell.

00:14:57.980 All of you. 1.00

00:15:00.360 Now it's too late.

00:15:01.300 So I did magic when I was younger

00:15:03.520 and you know like slide a hand when you do stuff

00:15:05.660 with your hands. So I did this

00:15:07.640 one trick when I was younger. I put something in this hand

00:15:09.400 and I'd be like, I'd go like this

00:15:11.440 but it's still in this hand and I'd

00:15:13.620 just put it behind my back and slip it in my pocket. It's probably still

00:15:15.600 in my pocket actually but i did that with adderall and like i followed through man i

00:15:20.280 did the throat thing water and everything and uh i realized the lengths at which we go to

00:15:27.240 impress girls is absolutely ridiculous including i'm just gonna say this um i was i was um posed

00:15:34.180 the question yesterday by one of these women um do you know how a tampon works 0.98

00:15:38.940 Who do you hang out with? 1.00

00:15:44.420 No, listen, listen

00:15:45.200 I'm going to ask you right now, George

00:15:47.340 Do you know how a tampon works?

00:15:49.500 Yes 1.00

00:15:49.860 No fucking shot 1.00

00:15:51.140 I do know how a tampon works 0.99

00:15:52.600 Explain it

00:15:53.360 Okay, so what you do is you remove the plastic, right?

00:15:57.500 Whoa

00:15:57.900 Okay, I don't know how to use a tampon

00:15:59.380 Why don't you just show us right now? 0.99

00:16:01.060 Okay, I'll just fucking show you 0.96

00:16:02.180 Why don't you just show us right now how to use a 0.99

00:16:04.340 No, no, stop

00:16:04.840 Whoa, whoa, whoa

00:16:05.480 No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:16:11.520 He actually does it.

00:16:12.160 Wait, hold on.

00:16:13.180 Brother.

00:16:13.760 Okay.

00:16:14.800 Well, it's not going to work.

00:16:16.020 You're never drinking again.

00:16:17.080 It's not going to work.

00:16:17.860 No, this is a genuine question.

00:16:19.040 Guys, males in the room, raise your hand if you know how to use a tampon.

00:16:23.620 I see five hands.

00:16:24.540 Four or five hands. 0.99

00:16:25.700 One of them's a girl. 1.00

00:16:28.520 This shit is like figuring out how to pilot a rocket, dude. 1.00

00:16:33.160 Mikey, do you know how? 1.00

00:16:33.960 I kind of expect you to know.

00:16:35.360 So you stick the whole, like, device in there, right?

00:16:39.740 Go, brother.

00:16:40.400 Please.

00:16:40.640 And then you stick the whole device in there, right?

00:16:45.240 And then I think you use, like, a pair of pliers on this side,

00:16:50.900 and you yank on it, and this –

00:16:56.340 Oh, sorry, sorry.

00:16:57.320 What I meant to – sorry.

00:16:58.160 It's been a long night, and, you know, you push on it like that hard, though. 0.98

00:17:05.120 Like, bang, and it shoots up into the butthole. 0.97

00:17:09.540 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.97

00:17:11.060 Oh, it's not even in the...

00:17:11.960 No, see, this is what I'm saying. 1.00

00:17:13.980 Men are stupid, and we don't know anything about feminine products. 1.00

00:17:16.960 Can I ask, though, what is the point for a man to... 1.00

00:17:19.900 Like, whatever, like, unless a girl with no arms runs in, 0.82

00:17:22.720 Guys! 0.99

00:17:24.760 Please!

00:17:25.640 I need a man here who doesn't know how to... 0.99

00:17:27.400 You are going to offend another marginalized group. 1.00

00:17:30.260 That's my job. 1.00

00:17:31.580 That is my job.

00:17:33.580 For all the women with no arms, we love you.

00:17:35.580 There was a marginalized group that also wouldn't know how to use it. 1.00

00:17:39.400 Women without vaginas. 1.00

00:17:40.500 That was another group on the marginalized list. 0.98

00:17:42.360 I just don't remember that.

00:17:45.280 It's riskier doing these jokes live.

00:17:47.300 I'm so glad we took your phones.

00:17:48.740 Not for me.

00:17:49.580 Not for me.

00:17:50.320 We took your phones.

00:17:51.140 Can I show you one more thing about this that I learned?

00:17:53.880 Again, I was shown, and a couple of other things,

00:17:58.200 like there's quality that happens.

00:18:01.960 like some of them are really quality some of them are really shitty and their sizes as well they're 0.87

00:18:06.020 like what size tampon is like apparently a oh yeah because you could be a heavy flower yeah 1.00

00:18:09.700 yeah flow based on flow by the way a wide set vagina and a heavy flow it's a thing i can't wait 1.00

00:18:14.340 till one of them gets asked oh so how was the show they taught me how to use a tampon but no 0.99

00:18:19.820 they didn't because i still don't fucking know how to use a tampon but i'm gonna now i'm gonna get 0.71

00:18:24.460 graphic ish because y'all don't actually know how this thing works okay so once 0.92

00:18:31.600 it's in this is this is where it gets really interesting watch watch the way

00:18:38.740 this absorbs liquid I found this fascinating oh great choice of color by

00:18:48.440 the way for the it spreads its wings like a like a little angel butterfly

00:18:54.400 Who wants the tampon?

00:18:57.100 Yo, you toss it out. 0.76

00:18:58.560 Toss it out. 1.00

00:18:59.760 Sickos. 1.00

00:19:00.180 Toss it out. 0.99

00:19:00.980 Ugh.

00:19:02.460 Oh, the girl with the fifth vital book caught it. 1.00

00:19:06.080 Obviously, she has to be on drugs for her to be like, I want that tampon. 1.00

00:19:12.160 Yo, have you ever been about to hook up with a girl and she's like, hang on a second, I 1.00

00:19:17.360 have to run into the bathroom? 0.92

00:19:18.780 And then she comes back and you go into the bathroom after her and you see a... 1.00

00:19:22.400 A pile of shit? 0.99

00:19:24.260 nope dog i'm sorry i finished the store i don't even want to you see a bloody tampon in the garbage 1.00

00:19:31.300 well what do you expect mike that's life brother that's okay so let me ask you a question i know

00:19:35.780 i pretty much know y'all's vibes what would you what would you do and i mean i'm talking if i

00:19:42.340 walked in and i saw it i would just turn on the shot i'm like sweetheart wait wait i don't understand

00:19:46.420 why does it matter what do you mean what do you do okay you carry on with your business as usual

00:19:50.260 you what are you talking about you would you just go in there and just create a grim where is it is

00:19:55.860 it in the it's in the garbage but it's then what's the deal if it's in the receptacle it's inundated

00:20:01.460 with blood oh i see what you're saying you go into the bathroom you come back out and she's like

00:20:06.820 sitting there like ready for sexy time and you know that as soon as you enter that hallway it's

00:20:12.340 going to be like walking in on a homicide one i know i know like end of life i i i just feel like

00:20:18.500 We've all been there. I love jaws. I feel like I feel like this isn't abnormal. What did you say? What'd you say?

00:20:26.740 What did you say?

00:20:28.740 I said I'd shark attack it. What does that mean?

00:20:37.740 I'm just kidding. Will you actually go down? I mean, bro. Yeah, cuz that's beautiful

00:20:41.940 That's a female's you know situation and I'm there to support all of it. I was hoping for like a pause

00:20:48.500 Thank God serious. No, I think he is especially with his girlfriend Bell. Y'all do some freaky shit for some Christians

00:20:57.620 Yeah, put that shit out there, man 1.00

00:21:02.820 She can still be Christian. Yeah, but she's French bro 1.00

00:21:05.520 Even the way they kiss normally is just all tongue down your fucking aside. I'm like go 1.00

00:21:08.920 I'm going to get to the mailbox relax. I'll be right back. It's fun. It's funny cuz I know she loves kissing

00:21:14.840 Yeah, I because like it's so wet 0.92

00:21:18.000 like especially the way she kisses it I was like damn if making out was too much for you I know 1.00

00:21:24.640 you're not eating girls out on their periods you're a fucking you're a liar you're a liar 1.00

00:21:29.960 yo but you want to know the good thing about you want to know the good thing about intercourse on 1.00

00:21:33.040 periods sorry somebody's here with their mom I think it was a 17 plus I was gonna say the good

00:21:42.260 thing is that generally speaking this isn't scientific maybe pam could jump in on this but 0.95

00:21:48.900 i think you have less of a chance i think you have less of a chance of getting a girl pregnant

00:21:52.840 i researched this i researched this and the reason i bring it up is because 0.99

00:21:56.860 i think my videographer just got a girl pregnant oh shit david so i know i know we were talking

00:22:04.740 about that rampage that he's been on lately dude and and it kind of it kind of came it kind of came 0.98

00:22:12.260 to a head yesterday nice when he went when this girl online posted a story and he responded to it 0.95

00:22:19.680 oh shit it's my baby mama joking around and then she said something that i won't read and he said 0.98

00:22:27.980 well you did skip the plan b so who fucking knows and she said lol i wish you knew what i was going 0.99

00:22:33.980 through and he said so i got you pregnant is what you're saying and she said well she didn't say 0.99

00:22:39.700 anything she sent a picture of shit oh no it's a it's a positive pregnancy test do we know it's 0.99

00:22:45.940 not a covet can you can you imagine that bro bro can you imagine that he probably was like 0.99

00:22:52.520 baby listen no no we can we can go to dusseldorf we can get the house there for fifty thousand 0.97

00:23:01.200 dollars and raise a family fuck mike no way he got a pregnant so you get a green card that's why 0.99

00:23:06.140 he got her pregnant he's crafty that guy's crafty i'm always so curious what he says to these girls 1.00

00:23:12.720 yeah but enough of all that that's kind of that's good we just dove right in pun intended i'm so

00:23:17.820 sorry why not um i have some questions i'm curious about human behavior and i have humans in this

00:23:25.020 room and we always joke about doing polls on impulsive but we never put the polls up like

00:23:30.580 ever there's a poll at the top of the screen there's never a poll at the top of the screen

00:23:34.740 but we have you here and um i just want to ask some questions about like life and just like

00:23:40.580 raise your hand on on whether or not you do it or don't do it start off with a little easy one uh

00:23:48.100 do me a favor raise your hand if you sleep with water or some sort of liquid next to your bed

00:23:51.940 in case you wake up prime okay come on with prime it's saying by the way i have three bottles of

00:24:00.080 crime next to my bed at all times. Okay. Okay. That's about half. Okay, cool. Girls, how

00:24:09.640 many of you think blue balls don't exist? Virgins. That actually makes me happy. I thought 1.00

00:24:18.400 the number was going to be higher. I have girls tell me that sometimes. It upsets me. 0.67

00:24:22.780 What does that mean? It doesn't exist. There are women out there. Those six. Her. She

00:24:29.040 rose her look at her look at what sorry what do you mean by doesn't exist but what yeah see see

00:24:35.220 let's talk about it well she thinks it's manipulative which i i i do want to know why

00:24:40.240 i think you think that you've never had blue balls before i i assure you have it if i if i 0.98

00:24:47.800 could tell you what if i tell you what it feels like to have your nuts in a clamp like this and 0.99

00:24:52.840 they're kind of going inside your body a little bit that's what blue balls 0.98

00:24:57.280 I didn't she said I didn't know anything about the tampon 0.65

00:25:01.600 I don't I don't think so 0.98

00:25:07.520 I'm gonna agree with her just because she seems really nice maybe maybe childbirth

00:25:11.460 childbirth and blue balls okay ready for this have you ever stubbed your toe on a coffee table 0.99

00:25:17.420 okay now imagine that was repeated until you ejaculate hold on a second 1.00

00:25:22.340 I am so sorry, guys. 0.61

00:25:26.700 Does that mean that or not?

00:25:28.240 No, no, stop, stop, stop.

00:25:30.580 Yo, it's not that bad.

00:25:32.360 It's not childbirth.

00:25:34.060 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:25:34.740 Blue Balls is not that bad, but it does suck. 0.88

00:25:37.400 It's way, no, you don't say that. 0.99

00:25:39.480 No, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:25:40.260 It does suck. 0.98

00:25:41.340 I experienced it one time. 0.98

00:25:42.340 It was like crippling, to be honest with you, but.

00:25:44.540 One time?

00:25:45.820 One time really bad, where I was like, okay, this is like a real thing.

00:25:48.680 But I do see how

00:25:50.420 Some women may think it's manipulative

00:25:53.380 Some guys like you know

00:25:54.360 They want to go that extra step

00:25:55.840 And you're not there yet 0.88

00:25:56.820 And he's like oh I got blue balls 1.00

00:25:57.900 Like yeah fuck off 1.00

00:25:58.720 Oh you want to hurt me 1.00

00:26:01.540 You did this to me 0.99

00:26:03.900 That's not blue balls 1.00

00:26:06.460 That's just a manipulative horny guy 1.00

00:26:08.140 The blue balls I'm talking about 1.00

00:26:09.900 Is you're getting head while driving

00:26:12.360 You're getting road dome

00:26:13.800 And you get pulled over like 10 seconds

00:26:16.620 Before you blow

00:26:17.340 Like, that's blue balls 0.86

00:26:19.100 Didn't that happen to you? 0.97

00:26:20.500 No, the officer knocked on my window

00:26:22.460 By the way, why are we throwing out all my sex experiences?

00:26:26.920 Well, we were going to talk about weirdest hookup spots

00:26:29.860 That was one of the things Dylan threw in

00:26:31.800 I don't want this to be too sexually charged

00:26:33.620 Yeah, because that would be so unlike impulsive

00:26:36.040 How many of you think Mike is the father of Lana's baby?

00:26:42.780 Everyone!

00:26:44.180 I'm really not

00:26:44.780 Okay, okay, alright

00:26:46.760 Do me a favor. 1.00

00:26:47.460 Baby's not even white. 1.00

00:26:48.640 Scream out some answers for this one.

00:26:51.820 What'd you say? 1.00

00:26:52.600 Baby's not white. 0.99

00:26:53.600 How could it be my baby? 1.00

00:26:55.900 It's like very dark. 0.99

00:26:57.500 It's not white.

00:26:58.560 Mike, there's something I got to tell you. 1.00

00:27:02.520 You son of a bitch. 1.00

00:27:05.200 All right, all right, all right. 1.00

00:27:06.120 Just scream out some answers.

00:27:07.480 Imagine a cheesecake, okay?

00:27:10.660 Cheesecake factor, by the way, when I come to Ohio every single time.

00:27:13.340 Imagine a cheesecake in front of you.

00:27:15.400 Where do you take your first bite?

00:27:20.000 How many for the tip?

00:27:22.820 That makes sense.

00:27:24.120 How many like on the back end to get the crust the first time?

00:27:27.620 See, I got some of those too. 1.00

00:27:29.040 I saw a girl do this the other day.

00:27:30.760 We all are weird, dude.

00:27:32.060 Weird.

00:27:33.080 Weird.

00:27:33.620 That's like eating a hot dog like a burrito.

00:27:35.540 Yeah, sideways.

00:27:37.560 But who eats a burrito like that?

00:27:38.720 And why did I say that?

00:27:39.620 Well, I watched you eat a hot dog like that today for content.

00:27:42.040 It was for content.

00:27:43.700 What else you got?

00:27:44.740 This is the last one because this one actually bothers me.

00:27:49.160 Mattress, sheet, comforter.

00:27:53.460 Raise your hand if you sleep on top of your sheet. 1.00

00:27:59.720 Fuck all you people. 1.00

00:28:01.480 No, no, no, no, stop. 1.00

00:28:02.620 Stop.

00:28:03.360 At least, yo, if you're under the sheet.

00:28:04.700 Why is the sheet there?

00:28:06.140 No, stop.

00:28:07.300 If you're under the sheet, how many people sleep under the sheet but with it still tucked in at the bottom of the bed?

00:28:13.920 Nah, nah, nah

00:28:16.080 I got one worse

00:28:17.780 That's called prison

00:28:18.840 That's called prison for your feet

00:28:20.760 Your feet are in jail 0.93

00:28:22.360 At the bottom of that bed 0.96

00:28:24.300 I got one worse 1.00

00:28:25.480 When you have a selfish fucking partner 1.00

00:28:27.380 That you wake up cold as shit 1.00

00:28:29.880 And they look like the return of the mummy 0.99

00:28:31.680 Just wrapped

00:28:32.440 And I'm like, share

00:28:34.340 Call it the burrito

00:28:35.220 They roll it up

00:28:36.200 They roll the blanket up

00:28:37.060 It's horrible

00:28:37.480 That's me

00:28:38.980 I also throw punches in my sleep, dude

00:28:42.660 What?

00:28:43.380 Yeah

00:28:43.660 I've committed assault in my sleep

00:28:46.160 It's funny because you never throw them in the ring

00:28:47.900 It hurts more when I'm in Ohio

00:28:54.820 For some reason

00:28:57.640 I'm so sorry I love you so much

00:29:01.100 I love you so much

00:29:02.300 I was going to say that but that's too mean

00:29:04.860 I love you so much 0.98

00:29:05.960 I need a fucking win dude 1.00

00:29:07.580 What the fuck 1.00

00:29:09.420 Dude people are like yo you're a boxer dude right 1.00

00:29:11.960 You fought Floyd 0.99

00:29:12.720 I'm like, bitch, I'm fucking 0-1-1. 1.00

00:29:16.240 I don't even have a win, dude. 1.00

00:29:17.840 Shout out Jake.

00:29:19.060 Yeah, shout out Jake.

00:29:19.920 Put some respect on our name.

00:29:20.560 Fast.

00:29:23.380 Yo, but you hit Floyd with a little barrage at one point.

00:29:28.340 Hell yeah, and I put it in that intro of Impulsive, dude.

00:29:32.000 He took me and George out of the intro to put his barrage in.

00:29:35.580 No, no, no.

00:29:36.060 I just made sure your clips were very short.

00:29:38.320 Very short. 0.99

00:29:39.360 Until he pays me, he's staying in that fucking intro, dude. 0.99

00:29:41.460 what you got dude so much stuff you got you just got uh pulled into a reggaeton beef is there any 0.99

00:29:48.760 reggaeton fans out there you're in ohio shit i love that you are in ohio i saw one person in the 0.92

00:29:55.200 back go like this and saw no one did they just put their hand up but maybe give kevin the mic 0.90

00:30:00.660 because you might be able to help with this one so do you know what's going on do you know about

00:30:04.240 this no so so he got pulled into a beef between jay balvin what and residente do you know who

00:30:10.920 He's got like $8.2 million on Instagram.

00:30:13.940 Okay, so they have this ongoing beef.

00:30:16.920 And Residente put Logan in the diss track against J Balvin.

00:30:20.820 It called J Balvin the Logan Paul of reggaeton.

00:30:25.720 What does that mean?

00:30:26.700 I don't know.

00:30:27.640 The Logan Paul of reggaeton. 0.91

00:30:29.540 But what I will say is any beef that you need a translator for. 1.00

00:30:33.180 You got that scares me.

00:30:34.660 I was reading this article.

00:30:36.860 Well, sort of.

00:30:37.860 i was translating this article one paragraph at a time going from the span all spanish article 0.95

00:30:42.480 to google translate back and forth trying to figure this out and like i'm just gonna fucking 0.97

00:30:46.300 say it dude i'm tired of being dragged in this shit i don't even do anything i don't even do 0.99

00:30:52.240 anything anymore dude like i'm i've wiped my hands of all the drama keep me out of your shit 0.99

00:30:56.800 resident resident yeah this guy this guy's apparently a big deal kev i've never heard 0.96

00:31:02.080 i need you to do your research yo i try to watch that rap thing it was eight minute long not yet

00:31:06.660 It was an eight and a half minute diss track.

00:31:08.000 Eight minutes long, bro.

00:31:08.680 You need to represent the Latino community, bro, for us on this side, 0.99

00:31:14.120 because I don't know shit, bro. 0.98

00:31:15.200 Bro, I just don't know who Residente is. 0.99

00:31:17.640 I know Jay Balvin.

00:31:18.920 You're saying he was in a diss track from an unknown. 0.99

00:31:21.980 Damn. 1.00

00:31:22.500 Damn. 1.00

00:31:23.040 Now he's coming after you. 1.00

00:31:24.120 You're getting clipped, brother.

00:31:25.640 I'm sorry.

00:31:26.720 I'm sorry.

00:31:29.220 Being out here in Columbus, wow, what a beautiful city, by the way.

00:31:33.160 What a beautiful city.

00:31:36.660 uh dude we've been here for two nights george's on death's door you spent the entire day pretty

00:31:44.200 much on death's door this is a test we're thinking about bringing this thing on the road

00:31:48.700 we're thinking about going on an impulsive tour

00:31:50.840 by the way when you see us on our phone we're reading notes please don't think we're just

00:31:56.060 texting up here because george is judging me i see his eyes that's scary that's that thought

00:32:02.000 scares me. Can you imagine

00:32:03.860 an 80-city tour

00:32:06.160 where we just go out every

00:32:08.100 north...

00:32:09.180 George is drinking

00:32:12.340 six, seven, eight

00:32:14.460 margaritas. By the way, brother,

00:32:16.420 you had three. No, no, no. Don't do that to me.

00:32:18.580 One and a half max. Don't do that. You guys

00:32:20.260 are supposed to make me look good, bro.

00:32:22.140 You already look good. You're fucking good-looking. 1.00

00:32:24.860 You need a haircut. I definitely 1.00

00:32:26.300 drink a lot, though, because

00:32:27.520 I just got into

00:32:30.120 margaritas, and they're delicious.

00:32:33.000 They're delicious. Does anyone drink margaritas?

00:32:35.740 They make me want to dance like all the time, bro. You're like what 29 you're just figuring this out

00:32:41.480 I think that's beautiful. Oh, I wanted to wait in for a while cuz look you guys look tired by the way

00:32:46.060 I know I know I know your timeline now

00:32:47.960 I figured out your timeline you you get you drink this much of the margarita, which by the way is absurd and you're already like pretty tipsy

00:32:55.020 And don't not make him look great and then and then well, there's no problem being a lightweight 1.00

00:32:59.240 But there's a problem being a fucking pussy 1.00

00:33:02.000 Guys, why does my hand hurt? 1.00

00:33:04.700 Oh, that...

00:33:06.220 Bro, I woke up this morning and I was like, yo, I broke my hand.

00:33:11.460 Wait, wait, so look, so look, so look, okay.

00:33:12.980 I have the video.

00:33:13.740 Let me go through the top.

00:33:14.440 Oh, you have a video?

00:33:15.840 Don't show that video.

00:33:17.320 Can we at least say what was happening? 1.00

00:33:19.540 Fuck it. 1.00

00:33:20.220 All right, listen. 1.00

00:33:20.660 But wait, wait, wait.

00:33:21.400 So your timeline is this.

00:33:22.780 You drink a little bit.

00:33:23.740 You have about one hour of being a lot of fun.

00:33:27.620 Like the life of the party.

00:33:29.520 And then you start to get tired quick.

00:33:32.000 And then, to combat your crash, you drink more, and now you start to blackout.

00:33:37.080 It's your pattern.

00:33:38.840 Okay, now I'm sorry.

00:33:39.880 I get that now.

00:33:40.640 While you were blackout, you insisted we all go pee.

00:33:43.540 We were in the bathroom, private bathroom, in the corner of the basement of the parking garage. 0.99

00:33:50.580 Like some real grungy shit. 0.99

00:33:52.140 Of a bar we didn't mention tonight, by the way. 0.99

00:33:55.000 Like a completely different bar that we didn't mention.

00:33:58.020 Well, no, you say it, bro. 0.99

00:33:59.460 I'll get fucking canceled. 0.99

00:34:00.300 uh well what the fuck did i do well no it's not what you did well we were in the bathroom 0.99

00:34:05.820 and and listen i'm gonna be honest with you guys i don't think we should say this i'm gonna say 0.98

00:34:09.260 i don't give a fuck about anything i used to smoke crack it's not even bad uh listen listen 0.99

00:34:13.100 to me i smoke crack i smoke crack and i like having sex with porn stars i can say whatever 0.99

00:34:17.820 the fuck i want to do okay we were in the bathroom we like to do everything together 1.00

00:34:21.980 we're like three amigos there was one toilet but there was also a sink and a garbage oh thank god 1.00

00:34:27.980 bro what are you gonna do what are you gonna fucking do do we do things as a 0.98

00:34:33.480 squad you all gonna you're all three gonna pee in one toilet oh dude George 0.99

00:34:38.120 filled up the garbage can Logan took the sink and I took the toilet so you see

00:34:42.680 why we took your phones down so I've just taken a blue chew and I had blue

00:34:56.920 balls and I asked him so I had to come on bro no no no no no it's nothing we were I was washing

00:35:08.440 my hands and I went to go get soap from the dispenser and it didn't come out and you found 0.99

00:35:15.040 that offensive you're like yo that's my boy disperse motherfucker and you started throwing 1.00

00:35:21.760 combinations on this dispenser you ruined it turns out this shit is like titanium like like metal 1.00

00:35:28.120 dude you boxed it off the wall and it was like loud way too loud you hit it way too hard and 0.98

00:35:33.060 mike and i looked at each other like that that looks fucking painful dude no i woke up the next 0.85

00:35:37.920 morning i grabbed water and i was like ow another side effect of being drunk 100 i always get hurt 0.96

00:35:44.720 i broke my hand when i was drunk i'm always i make the worst decisions when i'm drunk i should

00:35:49.920 stop do they does anyone know about how that happened yet with the hands because we because

00:35:55.280 we have other things do you guys know they're gonna see the first of okay there you go that's

00:35:59.520 so easy what do you what do you think should i should i do it right now

00:36:05.600 in the the thing or yeah i mean go go to the thing first then maybe no it kind of all lead in 0.63

00:36:11.040 all right um uh fuck um all right i'll take it from here so we were in hamburg germany 0.94

00:36:23.540 and there's a large red light district there called the reaper bond david am i saying that 0.99

00:36:28.060 right reaper bond reaper bond reaper bond we were hanging out with it with a bunch of absolute 0.96

00:36:33.860 fucking lunatic dutchman one by the name of jesus jesus jesus he's the german rapper who had that 0.98

00:36:41.640 video go viral where he broke the bottle on his head and all his boys had like sevens they're 1.00

00:36:46.060 breaking up coke in the youtube video i'm like who are these people guess what now we're hanging 0.97

00:36:49.340 out with them in fucking and homburg with david the dutchman in the red light district in the 0.88

00:36:56.960 red light district do y'all know what goes on there so we didn't partake in any of that stuff 1.00

00:37:03.620 because we're not those types of people. 0.98

00:37:04.600 Tell them, dude, it's prostitution. 1.00

00:37:06.480 Prostitution. 1.00

00:37:06.840 If there's women in windows like you're shopping, 1.00

00:37:11.000 like just waiting to be prostituted. 1.00

00:37:14.000 Guten tag. 0.98

00:37:14.740 They said guten tag. 1.00

00:37:15.480 Prostituted? 1.00

00:37:16.100 Do you want me to touch your penis? 1.00

00:37:17.420 Mike almost got swindled, dude. 1.00

00:37:19.520 They were hot here, bro. 0.99

00:37:20.960 They were fucking hot. 0.99

00:37:22.200 I was like, wow. 0.97

00:37:23.500 Anyways, so we're walking.

00:37:27.520 We're going nuts.

00:37:28.500 We're partying.

00:37:28.980 We're at this place.

00:37:29.720 We're at this place.

00:37:30.800 And this is, I don't know if you guys,

00:37:32.420 i'm sure you guys remember this part of the impulsive journey where this kid was in the 0.90

00:37:37.220 fucking bag like people were genuinely like worried about him like his skin was hanging off 0.96

00:37:42.440 his fingernails were like 18 inches he looked like a vampire dude it was it was when i would 0.99

00:37:46.500 come to every episode high or drunk trash or hungover and the comments are like yo this is

00:37:52.580 actually getting out of hand and it was kind of but also at the same time like he was he was

00:37:57.160 working on this project that you're about to hear more about and all this stuff right

00:37:59.960 so we're we're we're spending this night on the reaper bar we're going bar to bar with all these 0.99

00:38:04.500 crazy germans and we go to this one bar and there's these fucking german hell's angels 0.98

00:38:10.320 standing at the door and we're with security and logan walks up to the door and they go you can't 0.99

00:38:17.080 come in we're having a meeting like bro hell's ain't you know hell's angels are right like the 0.96

00:38:21.780 crazy biker dudes he goes he goes i'm going in your bar and i'm gonna pee in there you're gonna 0.91

00:38:29.640 let that happen i'm like bro this kid doesn't care about his life anymore like he's literally 0.90

00:38:34.580 trying to press german hell's angels so security goes over they get him we go to the next location

00:38:41.020 guess what the next location has in it one of those little punching bags well you have to take

00:38:48.940 it i got i got i see one of those arcade punching boxing machines i gotta set the high score i'm a 0.84

00:38:53.500 fucking boxer i got an ego and that's my thing we travel you know the the boxing game you press 0.91

00:38:58.540 the button the bag slings down you hit it it gets you a high score it's my thing but dude i do it 0.99

00:39:02.400 everywhere i'm a boxer that's all one and one fine what i i heard aloe i heard yellow oh it's

00:39:12.400 the red light district not yellow um and so you know my ego is flaring up as mike described i hit

00:39:20.380 the button boom 916 the high score is 922 wait what how is that possible i'll do it again i was

00:39:29.080 a warm-up before you hit the bag again i must tell you this wall is broken for a reason the bar was

00:39:36.540 no bigger than a small closet and the bartender made it very clear after he saw my vigor with

00:39:41.280 the first punch that many men and women have broken their hand on the column next to the game

00:39:48.180 I said guy

00:39:49.240 I'm a boxer

00:39:51.120 I go 1.00

00:39:53.640 I'm not gonna hit the fucking wall 1.00

00:39:55.720 what he didn't tell him is he was a blacked out 1.00

00:39:58.380 boxer 0.99

00:39:58.840 so I go again 9-16

00:40:01.660 I'm like what 8 away from the high score

00:40:03.620 now I'm getting upset

00:40:04.640 I go who set the record

00:40:06.940 he's like oh the owner of the bar 0.99

00:40:08.260 I'm like fuck it 1.00

00:40:09.080 obviously like bro this guy probably took a baseball bat to it 1.00

00:40:12.220 fucking cheater whatever 1.00

00:40:13.760 doesn't matter bro I'm a boxer 1.00

00:40:16.200 like that's what i keep telling myself right i'm like i'm gonna do this and so you know fourth try

00:40:22.280 fifth try now my friends are like yo we we have to we gotta go we're like running around germany 0.98

00:40:26.560 having fun you're being like an asshole and then stop so i move the bench now that was again in 0.98

00:40:31.380 this little tiny room and i get a running start i go happy gilmore style i hit this thing as hard 0.99

00:40:39.000 as i can and sure enough i hit the fucking column exactly where he said i would he goes brother i've 0.90

00:40:47.980 seen bones i'm like whatever dude and there's like it's funny this is really german there was 0.97

00:40:52.900 like four napkins this big taped with like duct tape on the spot that everyone hits like it's

00:40:59.940 like like it's any sort of cushion i hit the napkins immediately i knew i shattered my hand

00:41:04.440 I didn't know how bad it was

00:41:05.740 It's very bad

00:41:07.300 And I did not set the high score

00:41:10.500 Which was the worst part about all this

00:41:11.920 It was actually my worst score, it was like 9.06

00:41:13.840 Rush to the German hospital

00:41:15.900 Well, no, you didn't rush

00:41:17.340 You didn't rush

00:41:18.960 At first we had about a 30 minute filming content session

00:41:22.120 Where we were making jokes

00:41:23.500 You can see my bugs, you can see my bugs 1.00

00:41:25.760 Taking Instagram, look at this shit, this is crazy 0.99

00:41:28.460 Should I hit it again, should I hit it again 1.00

00:41:30.640 I'm like, bro, what the fuck is good 0.99

00:41:32.360 10 more shots 0.99

00:41:34.140 yeah man you know germany germany and it's always when i'm drunk and so yeah i got to the hospital

00:41:42.500 and they're like dude you you uh shattered your third metacarpal on your hand it's the most

00:41:49.860 important joint in your hand and uh for boxers this is a career-ending injury you were like what

00:41:56.080 career I'm just kidding you're you're much funnier now than you were in your opening I want you to

00:42:08.460 know that brutal brutal no but that's what I said too that was kind of my thought process I was like 0.98

00:42:16.600 whatever bro just make fucking vlogs again fuck that but um now you know it was it was uh it was 0.99

00:42:23.740 very hard to hear is very depressing especially you know when you're drunk like hearing things 1.00

00:42:28.600 like this and uh i guess just to go into a more macro um type situation uh that period that

00:42:39.340 latter half of last year was a a metamorphosis for me after i fought floyd um i had a bit of a

00:42:53.020 a what now moment right like where do you go from there do you keep boxing um do you put on another

00:42:58.620 prize fight how do I continue making myself happy everyone everyone has this right and I had just

00:43:03.040 done something that I had wanted to do my whole life my whole life I grew up and I said I wanted

00:43:07.680 to be the biggest entertainer on the planet and after that night I felt like that box had been

00:43:13.720 checked and so I didn't really know where to go next and for the next six months I invested my

00:43:22.580 myself into the unhealthiest habits i possibly could i i smoked weed almost every single day

00:43:28.820 um i would drink with my friends i'd ride around and just have fun i was having so much fun like

00:43:34.920 people would send me messages on instagram they're like you look so happy i really was like

00:43:38.840 something about that carefree abandonment of anything and just living

00:43:45.960 was so fulfilling to me it made me so happy i was always living in the present i had never

00:43:52.860 been more present yeah and it was so nice and you guys may have heard me talk about this project

00:43:59.380 this project whatever that i keep referencing and how i dedicated a portion of my life to this

00:44:04.760 project um because of this radical letting go ism if you will which is a term my uh friend mac

00:44:13.660 coined. It was me, it was me surrendering to life and seeing what would come. And one day I was at

00:44:21.020 dinner in Puerto Rico and I, I don't know how else to describe this. I felt the finger of God touch

00:44:30.080 the most creative part of my brain and activate me in a way I had never been activated, activated

00:44:35.800 before. For a creative, this is very exciting. I'm a creative at heart. It's how I make all my

00:44:41.880 content conceptualize all my ideas and I would think of an idea and another idea would come

00:44:48.220 and another idea would come and I came up and conceptualized this project that I believed was

00:44:51.780 my magnum opus and I want to show you guys the trailer for it right now we actually just watched

00:45:03.000 it for the first time so you guys are watching it the same day that we all got to watch it

00:45:06.640 never before seen yeah absolutely never before seen but probably seen by five people on the

00:45:10.900 entire plan yeah i this this is this could be a i mean i don't it's not done it's a rough it's not

00:45:15.780 a bad idea but like i i want to i want to show you this project and and when we do a little q a at

00:45:20.300 the end if anyone has questions about it because during during this half of last year when you saw

00:45:24.420 me traveling everywhere in the world with the biggest smile on my face it was because i was

00:45:29.340 doing this project that i'm about to show you little preface little context just a little it's

00:45:36.960 called 99 originals you may have seen me running around with this little polaroid camera

00:45:42.320 what's it for why is he always got that thing and yes it's an nft project

00:45:47.880 but it's so much more it's so much more i believe it's going to take nft from 1.0 to 2.0

00:45:55.920 no more cartoon monkeys real art with substance quality and uh yeah and a story behind an incredible

00:46:03.840 story behind it that i will get into i guess right now let me let me pull this up i i probably already

00:46:09.720 rigged up yeah yeah i um stop picking your nose dylan i saw that it's humid in ohio what does

00:46:15.500 that have to do with your nose though as you do that i just want to invite the people that are

00:46:20.360 sitting over here if you guys can't see the screen feel free to like sit in the middle on the floor

00:46:25.580 just for the video sit in the middle of the floor that's how well not you take a knee

00:46:30.820 by the way

00:46:33.580 while we're setting up

00:46:34.500 you know the mask

00:46:35.440 like halfway past

00:46:36.660 your mouth

00:46:37.020 is not working right

00:46:38.020 wait let me see 1.00

00:46:38.840 she had it like right here 1.00

00:46:40.320 like half of her mouth 1.00

00:46:41.200 is out

00:46:41.480 you have COVID

00:46:43.660 that's

00:46:44.240 100%

00:46:45.840 you shamed her

00:46:46.980 into taking it off

00:46:47.900 I'm cheating

00:46:48.860 what's wrong with you

00:46:49.380 so again

00:46:51.340 this is a rough

00:46:51.920 don't judge me

00:46:52.560 I feel like I can

00:46:53.700 I can do this with you guys

00:46:54.640 and show it to you

00:46:55.180 cause

00:46:55.380 y'all are

00:46:56.720 y'all are our people

00:46:57.360 and like i said i haven't i haven't shown this to anyone my my creative group um they haven't

00:47:07.300 even seen the full thing i only played them the latter half because we're still working on the

00:47:10.020 intro for any creatives or filmmakers in here you'll you'll see in my opinion the first half

00:47:14.780 needs some work but um it's a little vulnerable for me again this is a piece of my life i sacrificed

00:47:20.500 everything that I had for this project you could not get a hold of me I I I lost

00:47:26.800 friends damn near Mike and I gotten like six arguments my family my was upset with

00:47:31.780 me my mom couldn't reach me and so I put everything aside for this project it's

00:47:35.740 called 99 originals and here's the trailer 0.98

00:47:41.120 yeah goosebumps bro just watching some of that shit back 0.99

00:47:50.900 did you like it 0.99

00:47:55.180 sick it's sick it's just funny just seeing that even some of those scenes and like what it means

00:48:06.180 to us to like watch that what god forbid what it means to you but just having been along for some

00:48:10.940 of that journey and seeing it and being a part of it it's like it was life-changing for me i can't

00:48:15.460 even imagine what it was like for you bro i found myself you've heard me say it on past episodes

00:48:19.560 this this past year 26 years old finally i know who i am i figured it out and this project was

00:48:26.340 was that metamorphosis for me i again i pushed my mind and body to the deepest darkest depths but

00:48:32.720 in there was fucking light and it was beautiful and i captured it and as you can see probably 0.63

00:48:37.840 i was in a bit of a a manic episode just running around taking these pictures it was a nightmare 0.98

00:48:43.260 it was a fucking nightmare it was the worst thing that ever happened ever it being friends mac 0.98

00:48:50.500 george pam why y'all shaking your head kevin god kevin every fucking day iceland dubai 0.99

00:48:58.780 i mean it was some of these places everywhere yeah so i traveled 85 000 miles i took 4 120 0.98

00:49:04.820 20 Polaroids. And I just want to talk a little bit about the release structure because I do think

00:49:08.840 this is important. So I think they're going to be released over a period of 99 days,

00:49:16.380 one per day, because each image does tell an incredible story. And I journaled every single

00:49:21.120 thought I had in that time. For the first time, I'm going to let people into my mind

00:49:25.480 with these journal entries. And they're all one-of-one NFTs. So they'll be auctioned off

00:49:32.620 uh one per day for you know probably 99 days maybe a little less on originals.com

00:49:38.100 and the holder the buyer of the nft gets the physical one-on-one polaroid so

00:49:44.380 you know you're combining digital art with physical art and um i think there's something

00:49:49.940 amazing about the juxtaposition of an extremely uh traditional form of art in film especially

00:50:00.120 instant photography right what you see is what you get these photos are unaltered unedited

00:50:03.960 and uh putting it on one of the newest most modern technologies the blockchain

00:50:09.460 and some of them too this is where it gets cool so for my crypto nerds i'm just going to dive in

00:50:14.700 a little bit here uh some of them come with utilities especially utilities that make the

00:50:20.800 photo have inherent value so maybe uh for the one of jake boxing you get to come in the locker room

00:50:27.160 us for the next fight right little perk uh maybe uh a little more where uh the buyer gets an actual

00:50:34.840 nft maybe maybe a world of women or uh something that again has inherent value a crypto punk you

00:50:41.480 buy the nft you get the crypto punk you get the original polarite and then some of them i'm gonna

00:50:46.360 go crazy on um i think i think i'm gonna give equity and prime away to to some of the holders

00:50:53.080 which is um absolutely absurd but my goal here is to help evolve this space because i do believe

00:50:59.680 that the nft web 3 metaverse space is headed to one of one art you know we see the cartoon monkeys

00:51:05.920 and everyone's like what the fuck is an nft and uh it's a cool way again for me to to merge these

00:51:12.000 worlds and where this gets crazy crazy deep dive this one's kind of for the holders the buyers but 0.95

00:51:20.180 I'm just going to do it. There is a DAO component attached. Decentralized Autonomous Organization.

00:51:29.200 So if you are a holder of one of the 99 Originals, you are also a member of the Originals DAO

00:51:36.320 that will have access to a treasury where we will do proposals and decide what to do with the money.

00:51:43.340 So again, I'm going to sell these, but only half of my personal profits I'm going to keep.

00:51:47.740 the other half goes into what's called a community treasury so hopefully this treasury gets a

00:51:52.780 significant amount of money in it and the members of the dow can decide what to do with that money

00:51:56.160 whether they want to invest in assets whether they want to fund artists whether we want to throw 0.93

00:52:00.500 big events in big cities all over the world if we want to buy a fucking jet that members of the

00:52:06.720 dow can charter we can do it if we want to uh fund independent movies this is a big idea this is 0.90

00:52:13.320 Hollywood 2.0, right? The DAO can do so. And so if you're a member of the DAO, it is this little

00:52:19.300 bit of a prestige and exclusive group. We can invest in stuff. We can donate money. I'm going

00:52:23.180 to donate a lot of this money to philanthropies in the project. And again, each piece tells such

00:52:28.780 a significant story and I'm so excited to release it. I think it's coming out March 26th. And I'm

00:52:34.160 having a little trouble just wrapping my head around all of it because there's so many components,

00:52:39.940 right? I've been talking for like 10 minutes about this same fucking project, but I think 0.97

00:52:43.240 I think it could be my magnum opus 0.99

00:52:46.880 if I continue this journey

00:52:48.820 magnum opus being my masterpiece

00:52:50.440 or my life's work

00:52:51.380 because I had this fear

00:52:55.060 that if I passed away

00:52:57.920 without having made a body of work

00:53:00.740 that truly represented who I was

00:53:02.420 it would break me

00:53:04.920 made me very upset

00:53:06.180 so now I finally have something to represent

00:53:08.160 who I am, what I'm about, what I've learned

00:53:10.060 and it's 99 Originals

00:53:11.160 are you and there's going to be a full doc as well detailing the the journey yeah yeah i mean

00:53:22.880 we'll see you know um i don't know some of these some of these stories are so significant i mean 0.64

00:53:28.180 you know we have 99 days of the craziest fucking footage ever and and and it uh features again you

00:53:33.820 only saw like a couple in there but some of the biggest names in culture uh moments in history 0.91

00:53:38.180 uh beautiful pieces that that make you think uh maybe some are commentary on society uh maybe

00:53:45.320 some are again culturally significant who knows it's it's just it's vast and it's grand and thank

00:53:49.880 you for listening to me rant for 10 minutes about my passion project thank you i'm still taking the

00:53:56.320 polaroids by the way if you see me running around with a polaroid hop in one you guys remember the

00:54:00.380 polaroid camera every time he would be out he would have it with him and also for a while he

00:54:05.400 had a cast on his arm and everybody was like what's the cat well you guys know what the cat

00:54:09.440 you guys are the only people in the world that know that story yeah but we had a we had to leave

00:54:13.700 hamburg with this he had this cast on his arm and we had to go to train stations we had to go to

00:54:20.160 airports and cover the arm to iceland and and hide this arm it was a whole remember you made

00:54:25.920 me get completely naked in front of a cow at stonehenge what are you talking about 0.95

00:54:31.240 there's a lot of nudity i think the naked human body is fucking beautiful i think it's so cool 0.93

00:54:39.440 for someone to be vulnerable in that way and i love highlighting it in my art because i never 0.84

00:54:43.900 have before and i convinced a lot of my friends to get naked no no all of your lot a lot all of

00:54:50.380 our friends are a lot i just think it's a you know your birthday suit it's how it's how you came into

00:54:54.700 this world like like david the german videographer we were in iceland i had this guy run along the

00:55:00.460 black sand beach in iceland butt-ass naked and before he did it i said i was like bro i know

00:55:06.220 this is weird but this is going to be a very liberating experience for you like soak it in 0.99

00:55:11.400 yo go do shit do things that are outside of your comfort zone live i said in the thing but 0.95

00:55:16.580 life isn't short you just got to do more so any chance you get the opportunity to go do something 0.99

00:55:21.420 that maybe pushes you outside of your comfort zone or that you haven't done before i say do it

00:55:24.620 because you may discover a piece of yourself that you hadn't before and who knows what can evolve 0.99

00:55:28.400 from that holy shit am i a motivational speaker what are you what the fuck what are you i love 0.99

00:55:34.500 this what are you yes theory so cool what am i yes should we seek discomfort shout out yes theory 0.99

00:55:39.380 but uh dude honestly it was a wild journey and brought and brought us to like the craziest

00:55:43.920 places there were so many like awe-inspiring moments where like we get to do a lot of cool

00:55:48.880 stuff anyways but just being in some of these like exotic places like that black sand beach in

00:55:52.980 iceland or like at stonehenge and yet and yet somehow ohio's still my favorite

00:55:58.880 somehow um i when i found out we were doing this show here uh it was the first time we ever

00:56:09.840 announced that we were i was going to do stand up so i was so nervous but i was actually really

00:56:14.540 excited that i was here because i always have such good energy i really do love you guys a lot 0.98

00:56:18.200 i can't wait until we get to alabama until we get to alabama and you're saying that same shit 0.94

00:56:22.740 I've always loved Alabama. 0.98

00:56:24.660 Then George would actually be dating his cousin over there.

00:56:27.840 Alabama.

00:56:30.640 He's dating his cousin.

00:56:32.140 Oh, is that true?

00:56:33.700 We do have a couple here that's on their honeymoon.

00:56:36.160 Why did y'all choose to come here?

00:56:37.880 Raise your hand, the honeymoon couple.

00:56:39.200 Here they go.

00:56:39.860 Is this your honeymoon event?

00:56:43.540 What?

00:56:44.500 We were supposed to go to Naples.

00:56:46.320 To this event?

00:56:47.720 You were supposed to go to Naples, Italy?

00:56:49.560 Naples, the Finger Lake region.

00:56:52.740 in New York.

00:56:53.640 Oh, oh, beautiful.

00:56:54.680 Yeah, but we canceled and I said,

00:56:55.720 babe, we gotta go see Logan and Mike.

00:56:58.240 Oh my gosh.

00:56:59.080 We have a special, let's go.

00:57:02.280 Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. 0.99

00:57:05.020 Wow, we're perverts. 1.00

00:57:07.620 We're so perverted, wow. 0.97

00:57:09.660 We have a special surprise for you, by the way.

00:57:12.800 Yeah, I don't know what it is, so don't get too excited.

00:57:15.000 But I promise you, it could be a few hundred bucks.

00:57:18.300 I just wanna give him something.

00:57:19.360 Yeah, yeah, someone give him money.

00:57:21.200 I can't believe you came here instead.

00:57:23.780 I love you.

00:57:25.000 I love you.

00:57:28.220 I'm a video game streamer, and I'm a TikToker,

00:57:30.980 and I disrespect what you guys do so much.

00:57:33.180 I really do.

00:57:33.800 I've been watching since the Caller Daddy podcast came on the show,

00:57:37.580 and I love you guys so much.

00:57:38.940 Thank you for inspiring me and being you.

00:57:41.120 Thanks for spending your honeymoon with us.

00:57:44.660 That's so cool.

00:57:45.720 Yo, I don't know.

00:57:47.140 We kind of were planning like a cadence

00:57:49.000 in how much of the show we wanted to dedicate to each thing.

00:57:51.200 And honestly, like, the thing that I've been most excited for when considering these live shows is this interaction.

00:57:58.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:58.680 And I honestly would love to just throw it out to these guys.

00:58:01.980 I agree.

00:58:02.920 Who's got questions?

00:58:03.920 Raise your hand.

00:58:04.720 I mean, I'm sure there's so much out there.

00:58:07.020 There's also Waldo.

00:58:08.220 Did y'all see Waldo running around?

00:58:09.080 Yeah, where's Waldo?

00:58:10.280 You know what's so funny?

00:58:10.840 I was looking for him, and I couldn't find him. 1.00

00:58:12.420 Oh, there's that motherfucker. 1.00

00:58:13.080 There he is. 1.00

00:58:13.480 We found him.

00:58:13.920 We found Waldo.

00:58:14.500 If you've got a question, raise your hand.

00:58:16.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:17.500 Let's do a little Q&A.

00:58:21.200 please have this question directed to George because he left oh good Mike

00:58:26.180 what's up brother what's going to be nice how did you decide on today to be

00:58:32.160 the day to launch your 99 originals how'd you get how do you what was the

00:58:36.120 process to get to today to be the day that you launched it to well well not

00:58:39.960 to launch it but to announce it to us into the world to show the trailer

00:58:43.700 exactly right yeah again the projects kind of the trailers a little play-doh

00:58:50.840 right now like it'll evolve a little bit but I wanted to get live feedback from a group of people

00:58:56.240 that appreciates us you know like every time you put anything out there you post you hit that

00:59:02.060 publish button it's a little scary a lot of people are going to judge you and this is the first thing

00:59:06.780 I've made where I'm like yo I care about this this project means everything to me and I feel

00:59:13.140 safe here

00:59:14.800 it's so weird to say

00:59:18.400 you got your little safe zone

00:59:19.760 yeah it's my safe zone

00:59:20.900 and yeah we're still figuring out the intro

00:59:25.140 so maybe we'll use some stuff from today

00:59:26.620 which could be cool

00:59:27.320 but that project's gonna be so good

00:59:29.020 another question right here

00:59:30.260 hi I'm McAden

00:59:33.380 what up brother

00:59:34.040 are you guys ever gonna fight

00:59:36.020 or is Logan ever gonna fight again

00:59:37.940 and who would you fight

00:59:38.900 what you don't think I'm ever gonna fight

00:59:40.020 I don't think so 0.99

00:59:40.840 I'm fighting for my fucking life 0.99

00:59:43.560 Yeah yeah I will 0.99

00:59:46.360 I'm training again

00:59:47.680 This is my

00:59:48.420 This is my first

00:59:51.000 I've been working out for five days straight

00:59:53.080 Which I'm pretty proud of

00:59:54.560 Stop laughing

00:59:55.140 I'm getting back into it

00:59:57.080 I shouldn't laugh

00:59:58.540 You have to start somewhere

01:00:01.000 If you're waiting to work out

01:00:03.460 Day one, day two, day three

01:00:05.420 Those are the most important days

01:00:06.400 I want to look good for Wrestlemania

01:00:08.620 Honestly.

01:00:09.460 When is that?

01:00:10.700 April 3rd.

01:00:11.560 I want to have a six-pack.

01:00:12.820 I want to have a six-pack and a Speedo, dude.

01:00:14.600 When I'm flying off the top rope.

01:00:16.980 Yeah.

01:00:17.760 All right.

01:00:18.800 All right.

01:00:19.600 Who had a worse fight last night, Mazdal or Deji?

01:00:25.800 They both. 1.00

01:00:26.960 They both suck. 1.00

01:00:28.120 No, I don't. 1.00

01:00:29.160 You know, I don't know if I agree with that.

01:00:31.220 I think they both had tough opponents.

01:00:35.660 I think, you know, obviously Covington has a crazy ground game. 0.91

01:00:39.740 He's a dog. 0.93

01:00:40.280 He's a dog, right?

01:00:41.340 And so I think Masvidal, I mean, I don't think he did the worst I've ever seen.

01:00:45.160 Deji, you know, Deji puts all his heart into these fights.

01:00:49.980 He really does.

01:00:51.100 Until the fight.

01:00:54.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:55.080 He didn't gas, at least.

01:00:56.740 It's not that.

01:00:58.560 There's a want that I just don't see.

01:01:00.880 Yeah.

01:01:01.860 I think he knows it. 1.00

01:01:03.120 It sucks. 1.00

01:01:03.580 It sucks. 1.00

01:01:04.040 I love the game.

01:01:04.940 i know he's a good dude yeah he's always been so good to us but i don't know maybe maybe boxing's 0.98

01:01:09.060 just not for him or me like i get it yo brother let's quit this fucking sport let's get out of 0.93

01:01:17.860 here dude what else uh hi my name is hayley you sound like an angel he's so adorable 0.98

01:01:27.260 Wait, are you up there?

01:01:29.500 Ailey.

01:01:32.840 Hi, Ailey.

01:01:33.700 How are you?

01:01:34.580 Good.

01:01:34.940 How are you?

01:01:35.540 Good.

01:01:36.240 My question is for Big Mike.

01:01:37.900 Hi.

01:01:38.380 I bought your book.

01:01:39.620 My dog enjoyed it.

01:01:41.160 She ate it.

01:01:41.620 Oh, you didn't read the book.

01:01:42.920 Your dog ate it.

01:01:43.800 Fantastic.

01:01:44.540 I read it, and she ate it.

01:01:46.320 She felt like she needed to digest it.

01:01:48.020 Amazing.

01:01:48.540 And then the dog.

01:01:49.020 Oh, that's a good joke.

01:01:49.960 um i wanted to know if you would make a second book going more into detail about just i about

01:01:59.120 more like your family struggles what they felt about it like how your relationship is with them

01:02:04.660 now your journey to like recovering that healthy family yeah yeah it's a great question so so book

01:02:12.920 two is in the works uh for anybody who read book one uh been working with an agency and publishers

01:02:18.360 to try to get it off the ground prior to writing it.

01:02:21.960 So I'm about four chapters in right now.

01:02:25.820 And the way I'm currently thinking about it

01:02:27.580 is it's going to be a deep dive

01:02:29.680 into what it's like to actually live in this life.

01:02:33.000 And so there's a lot of things that even me,

01:02:37.420 I'm scared to talk about on this show

01:02:39.220 in my safe place, which is with you guys,

01:02:41.420 that I would happily put into writing.

01:02:43.520 And as you know, if you read the first book,

01:02:45.040 you know I didn't hold back anything. 0.99

01:02:46.560 and I put my fucking life and my soul 0.99

01:02:49.100 and my blood and created that body of work 0.99

01:02:50.940 that you talked about earlier and put 1.00

01:02:52.760 all that shit to fucking bed and made 1.00

01:02:54.840 myself feel like I put something out that mattered 1.00

01:02:56.880 and book two

01:02:58.660 is going to be

01:03:00.760 a little bit wilder

01:03:02.800 probably but I'm going to take that

01:03:04.780 feedback and make sure that mom and Jill and Abby

01:03:06.700 are included in it because you want it in there so

01:03:08.500 I'll make sure of it. That's so cool.

01:03:10.460 You're just affected

01:03:11.800 how he's going to write his next book.

01:03:15.340 Before the next question,

01:03:16.300 mike mike is a really talented writer i'm i'm encouraging uh all my friends to tap into that

01:03:22.860 thing right i've noticed with him his ability to put pen to paper and iterate really interesting

01:03:27.420 thoughts or stories because his life is so interesting or george is funny so i convince

01:03:31.660 him to be a comedian um just real quick i know i know you have a question just uh would would you

01:03:38.300 consider reading

01:03:39.820 a passage from

01:03:41.900 your book? Of the new

01:03:44.120 one? You read me

01:03:46.140 that passage? I'm looking at Jeff.

01:03:49.340 It's pretty 1.00

01:03:50.460 fucking gruesome shit. 1.00

01:03:52.180 I mean, I... 1.00

01:03:53.320 Is there one that stands out? The one you read the other

01:03:56.160 night was funny, but then again, I was fucking 0.99

01:03:58.140 hammered. 0.95

01:04:01.620 Jeff, what do you think?

01:04:03.600 He's such a good

01:04:04.580 writer. I love... And hearing

01:04:06.460 mic hearing or if you don't if you don't want to can you at least read your interaction with the

01:04:11.380 with the with the postmates lady you have from last night those are so vastly different do one

01:04:17.340 of them mike i like the way you write and i like hearing you yeah this one this one what

01:04:22.580 nah so this story involves some uh

01:04:27.020 wanted international fugitives that we oh yeah let's talk about that yeah well i can't i need 0.93

01:04:35.700 A lot of this has to get cleared by legal and shit. 0.67

01:04:38.080 I mean, maybe. 0.96

01:04:38.840 That's the one I was talking about.

01:04:39.940 So, like I said, these are stories that are, like, I can't even begin to crack open for you guys that are, as for whoever read the first book.

01:04:48.560 Who read the first book?

01:04:50.160 Oh, amazing.

01:04:51.060 Awesome. 1.00

01:04:51.560 So, you guys know how fucking gritty and nasty the shit is. 1.00

01:04:54.380 Like, those stories still take place today at that nasty level, but just different shit. 0.99

01:05:00.820 And so, I'm going to share that stuff with you guys. 0.88

01:05:02.100 I'll read the post-mature ever message.

01:05:04.120 I just think it's a little more tame.

01:05:05.420 And the exact opposite note

01:05:06.780 And it was fun

01:05:07.260 This is not a passage from his book

01:05:11.900 By the way this wasn't for content

01:05:13.700 This is just something I just do

01:05:15.900 This is something I would just do in my normal life

01:05:18.180 I ordered about $100 worth of McDonald's

01:05:21.420 For myself last night

01:05:22.440 I'm fat 1.00

01:05:23.340 And stupid 1.00

01:05:25.620 It was about 3am 1.00

01:05:28.220 But when I came back to the hotel

01:05:29.840 George said

01:05:30.860 I'm in my room

01:05:32.720 With so much McDonald's.

01:05:33.780 I'm a Muppet.

01:05:35.780 You can call me that if you want.

01:05:38.660 So I went in his room and I ate his McDonald's.

01:05:40.800 So after I got back to my room at 3.14 a.m.

01:05:42.920 I sent the following message to Sophia, who was picking up my Postmates.

01:05:47.000 Sophia, listen, I don't want this food anymore.

01:05:49.620 If you find a nice homeless person, please give it to them.

01:05:52.160 But I want to especially specify a nice homeless person, not one of the mean ones.

01:05:57.880 I appreciate you.

01:05:59.140 God bless you.

01:05:59.780 And I hope that all of your days are sunny and none of the grass in your yard is dead and no beetles fall into your swimming pool and get stuck upside down.

01:06:05.740 You have to get them out of it, out of it with the skimmer, which we know sucks.

01:06:10.900 And, you know, we do this all the time.

01:06:13.260 We play this game with like normal people because we're not.

01:06:16.660 I don't know if you guys know this. 1.00

01:06:17.500 We're fucked up. 1.00

01:06:18.640 We're fucked up. 1.00

01:06:20.080 So, like, she says, oh, my. 0.99

01:06:23.100 Are you sure?

01:06:24.180 I'm in line waiting to get it.

01:06:25.560 I feel bad for you paying for it and not getting it.

01:06:28.420 And I said, well, Sophia, here's the thing.

01:06:32.000 A while back, I befriended a popular YouTuber.

01:06:34.400 And as a result, I got incredibly rich.

01:06:37.480 I did absolutely nothing besides become his friend.

01:06:41.900 That's it.

01:06:43.360 And now, as a result, I have endless amounts of money.

01:06:47.320 So honestly, the 2566 isn't going to break the bank,

01:06:50.620 but maybe it'll make someone else's night.

01:06:52.840 I asked for all the dipping sauces,

01:06:54.520 and that might just be the accoutrement to someone else's happiness and she said well that's very

01:07:01.480 sweet of you i'll definitely find a nice homeless person in need of a nice meal and i was like there

01:07:07.640 you go yeah i like the way he writes yeah i love writing i love writing and guys when i write 0.98

01:07:17.520 I don't sweat I never sweat yeah I always sweat fuck big boy sorry no worries no 0.96

01:07:25.860 worries I don't know how I can follow that but first off Steven over here has 0.99

01:07:28.860 the yeti hat that you gave out to a fan how do you have what he's wearing right

01:07:35.160 I gave out to a fan if I gave it to him I gave it to you he's wearing it I saw

01:07:39.660 that one out when I was going when I was giving everyone conjunctivitis that's

01:07:42.660 Awesome. Holy shit. Wait the fucked up yet. Yeah, bro. That's my favorite hat 0.99

01:07:47.820 That is my favorite hat do you give it back? Wait, hold on

01:07:51.320 Do you remember what I said to you when I gave you that hat? Give him like give him like

01:07:55.200 You said never to get rid of it or lose it and you still have it on. Yeah, I love you, Steven

01:08:01.840 I love you, too

01:08:04.620 Please don't get even that hat has survived everything if you even knew half of 99 originals

01:08:10.880 i seen it on maverick club you posted it on maverick club yeah we were what we were riding

01:08:15.740 around in the back of a truck in spain and it popped off his head and we ran it over in a truck

01:08:20.480 right is that what happened no i mean that did happen that that had a scene thing you said it

01:08:25.340 got shot with a shotgun or something on the podcast oh yeah yeah while i was wearing it

01:08:29.560 it was just anyway that's amazing that's awesome dude well appreciate you i do have a question my

01:08:37.320 name is Jack. Over the course of the 99 days that you were recording that content, what is the most

01:08:42.980 significant lesson you learned over that whole entire time period? Oh my god. Sorry, that's a big

01:08:48.380 one. Oh my god. I should have an answer. Fuck, I should have an answer. Huh? I guess that is it,

01:09:03.340 kevin kevin well he was with me kevin kevin has become a little mexican brother to me um who i

01:09:10.940 love dearly and he was with me this whole trip and so many times we were reminded that even though

01:09:19.560 you have a goal and you want something so bad and you put your life into it if you fall short

01:09:26.420 as cliche as it sounds it's not about the destination it's about the journey and having

01:09:31.840 to swallow that pill over and over and over again yo the the the little clip of me taking polaroids

01:09:39.840 of the orcas we traveled for probably five days five different methods of travel so fucking north 0.86

01:09:49.300 i was so north dude and it was so cold we were in norway the sun doesn't even come over the horizon 0.90

01:09:56.240 do you know what that's like the sun does not go up over the horizon you get two hours of daylight 0.99

01:10:00.580 and the picture the polaroid from it is shit it looks like shit 0.98

01:10:06.300 tell them about stonehenge how fucking long we waited for that yeah no but but but the journey 0.98

01:10:14.320 was amazing it was the most cathartic um uh evolution that i had in the whole 99 days and 0.58

01:10:21.420 it was towards the end and that kind of just wrapped it all together and so it became more

01:10:25.180 about the story behind the piece rather than oh i didn't get a cool picture of an orca i just got a 0.82

01:10:30.380 picture of a fin coming out because these orcas don't fucking jump apparently. I thought orcas 0.71

01:10:34.260 jump! He traveled five days with no research. Two more questions.

01:10:42.240 Hi, my name's Bree. So I have a question about kind of post-traumatic stress disorder. So I've

01:10:48.420 been through some very traumatic events over the last two years. Do you guys have any advice on

01:10:52.720 how to cope with things like that? That's a great question. Why are you looking at me like I know

01:10:59.020 anything about pizza like i know anything about post-traumatic stress somebody yelled out drugs

01:11:05.900 drugs no let me tell you about crack cocaine all right here let's get started no uh

01:11:15.500 i have some you got some yeah i mean you could start if you'd like i was just going to say this

01:11:19.900 what helps me with any sort of uh anxiety or uh things that freak me out because i have them i

01:11:28.380 I choose to bury them um and actually funny during during originals I was tapped into that

01:11:34.180 emotional side where I was really feeling shit um I stay busy I distract myself I I do things that

01:11:43.220 make me think here that I move I work out I I'm always just like doing something and um this is 0.93

01:11:53.860 again so cliche but it is really true uh time heals all wounds so you distract yourself for

01:11:59.200 long enough and eventually who knows do one of these experiences you're doing or these these

01:12:03.320 things that you're uh occupying your time with to stay busy you might learn something that might

01:12:07.860 hit a certain part of your brain that makes you have a different perspective about the thing

01:12:11.180 the trauma i gotta i gotta add to that i think that

01:12:16.500 the way that you look at those traumatic experiences in life will start to shift

01:12:23.660 and at some point in your life you'll realize that it was the most important thing that ever

01:12:30.600 happened to you you know what i'm saying and you won't look at it like this horrific event anymore

01:12:36.360 you won't look at it like it was something that rocked your world and and made you feel sad or

01:12:40.920 bad or betrayed or hurt or abused you'll look at as the cornerstone for everything that you 0.98

01:12:47.840 fucking are and everything that you build after that will be a result of what you went through 0.98

01:12:53.320 and uh if you if you could i guess if you can start to wrap your mind around the fact that it 0.99

01:12:58.920 will be one of the most important learning lessons of your life and builders of the great things that

01:13:04.980 you do and and how you're able to help others as well then you'll you'll have a better relationship

01:13:09.760 with it right away that's a that's a great answer do you think it do you think it holds true for all

01:13:15.780 all types of trauma i mean like like we don't know what you've been through uh but no well

01:13:22.820 i think you know i i think your relationship with with your stressor is is important and

01:13:29.460 your perspective on it but i but i also think that it's important that you uh and and i'm

01:13:34.480 preaching to the choir because i've definitely surely haven't done a good enough job of it

01:13:37.340 myself i think it's important that you that you uh do the rehab and take the necessary steps to

01:13:41.580 to talk about it one and talk to the right people one other quick thing for me um uh i i acknowledge

01:13:46.980 i i i started to to not bury uh just life is life and and what has happened has happened

01:13:55.560 um and it will always be that way and so acknowledge accept learn use your pain to fuel

01:14:02.780 whatever you do and life goes on and eventually you own it and it doesn't own you anymore

01:14:08.000 we got another question to the right

01:14:10.900 so i want to know like you had a lot of people in your circle over the years

01:14:18.820 i just want to know what makes this uh team so special not only mike and george but also

01:14:23.680 your videographers and everybody yo that's a great question i love all of these people

01:14:31.580 and they love what they do this is a group of people who i believe maybe i'm wrong y'all

01:14:39.500 and we'll see how long caitlin lasts my new assistant but when they come to work they're

01:14:46.000 excited to do what they do everyone's exactly where they're supposed to be they fit a perfect

01:14:50.700 role on their team and it's a it's a well-oiled machine and everyone's enthusiastic about it

01:14:57.160 My community is my biggest blessing in my life.

01:15:00.240 I'm surrounded by amazing people.

01:15:01.940 And while we're here, shout out to our team, Dylan, Caleb, David, Kevin, Quinn, the dog sitter watching Quinn back there.

01:15:13.500 My mom, Matt.

01:15:14.960 Scott.

01:15:15.660 Scott, the security guard.

01:15:17.120 I mean, it's huge.

01:15:18.660 We got a great circle.

01:15:20.800 I actually, I've cried.

01:15:22.220 Did you say Jeff?

01:15:22.840 I hate my job. 1.00

01:15:25.140 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:15:25.760 shout out manager jeff dude he honest that that felt that felt super impulsive 1.00

01:15:30.120 fuck you jeff you know i love you you mother fuck fuck i fucking forgot jeff now i knew i was 1.00

01:15:35.900 gonna fuck well because because jeff is me jeff is me yes that's what i was gonna say 1.00

01:15:40.620 jeff's been with me for like what eight years now so pretty much pretty much everything i do 0.98

01:15:47.600 is like i i feel like you're a staple i should have said you jeff i'm the worst i love jeff

01:15:52.420 I even looked around, dude, and somehow I just...

01:15:54.680 Because you're wearing black, you're blending into the column.

01:15:58.000 How much...

01:15:58.820 Do you guys love when Jeff comes on the show?

01:16:00.700 When manager Jeff comes on the show?

01:16:02.860 He's so funny, dude.

01:16:04.440 He goes, I hate my job.

01:16:05.960 Jeff quits tomorrow.

01:16:07.960 When Logan was sitting in his room in Ohio, in his little desk, Jeff was there.

01:16:14.240 He hadn't even left his room yet.

01:16:16.180 He was just trying to start content.

01:16:18.360 You worked for...

01:16:19.520 What was that first?

01:16:21.440 Studio 71.

01:16:22.420 it was before that it was juking i remember i asked him i asked him a question one day i'm like

01:16:26.440 hey dude we've been like talking for some time now and by the way he's super monotone jeff 0.99

01:16:30.320 jeff get the mic hello yeah so like over the phone i'm like is this guy a fucking serial killer 0.85

01:16:35.640 so that's what i was gonna say you showed me the contract i remember asking him like one day i was 0.95

01:16:41.080 like are you my manager or agent and why like i was so new to hollywood and still like what did i

01:16:46.380 tell you i remember what he said you said you need to watch entourage and now you live entourage

01:16:52.940 what the right that's wild and now you live entourage no i appreciate you guys i love what

01:16:59.640 i do and uh just love spending time with you guys that's the most important selfishly can i get a

01:17:05.100 round of applause for manager jeff i love this guy that's the backbone what did i tell you

01:17:10.880 what did i tell you yesterday i said man it just it just feels like we can't stop leveling up lately

01:17:19.200 and i think that with this current team i don't think there's anything that we can't do 0.67

01:17:23.300 i really fucking mean that bro like it's just gotten it's gotten wilder and wilder and wilder 0.83

01:17:27.800 yeah absolutely i actually have a cheesy story to say i was in the hot tub in arizona 0.95

01:17:32.040 and uh my sister looked at me and i was telling her i was like man my whole dream growing up was

01:17:38.060 uh this sounds kind of stupid but growing up i didn't have any friends at all like zero

01:17:42.480 like i got made fun of a lot and i would watch tv show friends and they always made me feel like i 0.87

01:17:48.640 had friends i would hang out and i would just watch chandler monica joey and man i used to be 0.96

01:17:54.100 like i hope i do this for somebody that's alone that watches their content like watches my shit 0.93

01:18:00.880 and feels a part of it and i was i said that to jessica in in the hot tub and my sister looked 0.80

01:18:06.700 I mean she goes it's crazier because if you would have met Matthew Perry or not Matthew Perry sorry

01:18:12.160 like uh the yeah no Matthew Perry uh in the street that's really not Chandler right but when people

01:18:18.480 meet you it's you and so I think my biggest blessing is that like I got to do what I do

01:18:25.180 being me with my best friends and you guys came here to watch that like that is

01:18:30.920 the biggest blessing I couldn't thank you guys enough for being here

01:18:34.040 This is

01:18:37.000 This is why 0.79

01:18:38.340 Doris didn't have friends 1.00

01:18:39.360 In high school 1.00

01:18:40.500 You bitch 1.00

01:18:42.040 I said that in confidence 1.00

01:18:43.780 I've been 0.99

01:18:47.260 Fuck 1.00

01:18:48.040 Yo look at this guy 1.00

01:18:49.100 What was this for?

01:18:50.980 I was

01:18:51.280 I went to

01:18:52.680 I used to go to like

01:18:54.600 Walk-in agencies

01:18:55.780 And they promised me

01:18:57.940 I'd be on Disney Channel

01:18:59.080 They lied 1.00

01:19:00.580 Fuck them 1.00

01:19:00.980 Because I ended up 1.00

01:19:01.760 On Disney Channel 1.00

01:19:02.460 Bitch 0.92

01:19:02.720 Mitch, Georgie, is this your dad's coat? 1.00

01:19:07.420 Look how big it is on you.

01:19:09.640 Look how broad your shoulders are.

01:19:10.980 You're 12.

01:19:11.740 I'm sorry.

01:19:15.000 I didn't get one acting job, by the way.

01:19:18.700 Fantastic.

01:19:19.220 Is there any other questions?

01:19:21.260 Or are we done, Dylan?

01:19:22.080 I think we should wrap up one more question and then give out some free stuff.

01:19:27.080 Take a picture.

01:19:28.660 Take one picture.

01:19:31.060 Take one picture.

01:19:32.720 I know we're not supposed to do this

01:19:36.600 Here we go, last question, sorry

01:19:37.780 I'm going to hang out with these people for like 15 minutes 1.00

01:19:39.920 I'm going to hang out with them for 20, bitch 1.00

01:19:43.040 Just don't touch me 1.00

01:19:45.720 You'll get pink eye

01:19:47.500 What's up, I'm Nathan

01:19:49.420 I'm from New York

01:19:50.780 I was just curious

01:19:53.780 Of how you like

01:19:55.160 Get the motivation to move from new things to new things

01:19:57.460 Like Vine, then to YouTube

01:19:59.240 Then you went on to do

01:20:00.980 uh different movies and shows and then boxing and now you're in nfts like all that stuff like

01:20:06.160 what motivates you to move on and like not give up on other stuff but like that's not me anymore

01:20:10.560 yeah yeah it's it's a couple things and this is where i i may or may not become a bit unrelatable

01:20:15.900 so there's some things about me and my personality that lend itself to curiosity i'm really curious

01:20:23.420 i like doing things and experimenting i'm not afraid to be wrong and um i get bored 0.75

01:20:31.680 i get fucking bored like how long can you do something before you're over it and my attention 0.83

01:20:38.980 span is short and so like again one of my other biggest blessings is and this is the cheat code 0.94

01:20:44.120 i figured this out after 99 i'm only doing things i love i get to say that and i say that with

01:20:51.100 privilege because i understand not everyone is in that position but i i have manufactured my life

01:20:56.880 in a way where i've put pillars in place that are pretty much holding up a household that is full of

01:21:05.420 love good people creation and things that make me happy you know facts i love the applause that's

01:21:13.620 so cool i was just thinking that that's so cool it is just so motivating to say anything so cool

01:21:17.800 Dylan, do one more.

01:21:18.980 One more question. 1.00

01:21:19.780 Where's the ladies in the house? 1.00

01:21:21.660 Where's the ladies in the house? 1.00

01:21:23.120 You're not a lady. 1.00

01:21:24.060 Dylan, cut the shit. 1.00

01:21:25.160 Cut the shit. 1.00

01:21:25.800 You're not on Oprah, Dylan. 1.00

01:21:26.880 Cut the fucking shit, Dylan. 1.00

01:21:28.920 Hi, I'm Sammy. 1.00

01:21:30.260 Hi, Sammy.

01:21:31.280 Hi, Sammy.

01:21:31.780 Sammy.

01:21:32.020 Sammy.

01:21:32.300 Sammy.

01:21:34.640 This one's for Mike.

01:21:36.060 I was wondering if The Fifth Vital was any closer to being a movie.

01:21:40.260 No.

01:21:40.320 Or if that's still in songs.

01:21:41.720 It's not. 0.94

01:21:42.840 It's, dude, movies take so fucking long.

01:21:45.720 I understand it. 0.57

01:21:46.620 It's like they're packaged, they have to be developed, they have to be, oh, should this be a movie, should it be a docu-series, who's going to pay for it, who's going to act in it, who's going to write the treatment, you know, or the screenplay for it.

01:22:01.880 It's such a long and arduous process, and honestly, like, we did have a good call this past week

01:22:09.920 that I think will fast-forward things a little bit, but I wish I had better news

01:22:14.460 because I want Adam Sandler to start getting ready to play me.

01:22:19.120 No, no.

01:22:20.340 He looks too young to play you.

01:22:21.640 They brought up Centineo the other day.

01:22:23.880 Oh, that was good.

01:22:24.660 Thank you.

01:22:25.080 I love how some people are like, oh, that's me.

01:22:27.040 They brought up –

01:22:27.540 How many of you last poll – last poll, I was curious.

01:22:29.960 How many of you think that when Mike turns 40, he should only wear suits?

01:22:35.040 How many people think I should do it right now?

01:22:37.600 No, they don't like it.

01:22:39.040 I've put the pole up before.

01:22:40.660 You like business life?

01:22:41.160 No, no.

01:22:41.720 When I put the suit on, they don't like it.

01:22:43.660 They like homeless style.

01:22:45.460 Homeless style.

01:22:46.000 Yeah.

01:22:46.500 LeBron James OSU jersey.

01:22:48.540 Why is there a LeBron James Ohio State jersey?

01:22:51.440 No, but he didn't go here.

01:22:53.040 He didn't go to OSU, did he?

01:22:54.540 No. 1.00

01:22:55.280 No, so what the fuck? 1.00

01:22:56.260 They do it sometimes. 0.99

01:22:57.240 He doesn't even play for Ohio anymore.

01:22:59.140 tough tough loss anyway listen listen listen i want to grab some pictures when y'all leave

01:23:03.720 there's free prime for everyone on the way out drink prime stay hydrated do me a favor take take

01:23:10.440 take one bottle there's 300 bottles we should have enough um but uh yeah it's on the way how do we

01:23:15.160 how do we best do also before you guys leave let's have you guys stand up everybody stand up

01:23:20.580 kevin will take a picture this way but before we do that how do we best mingle with this the pro

01:23:26.400 I would suggest come right here and high five. I'm not doing that shit. I'm going in that fucking crowd 0.99

01:23:30.780 So come in the crowd, bro 1.00

01:23:33.420 Wait, can we get the house lights on? House lights on Brian music, please the walkout song

01:23:40.500 Before we do this for the people watching online

01:23:42.480 We hope to see you in person one day when we come to a city near you ladies and gentlemen

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