Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 17, 2022


E326 Logan Paul Fires Co-Host, Loses Millions On NFTs (Shocking)

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E325 The Liver King Calls Out Joe Rogan, Eats Raw Liver LIVE, Rejects Steroid Rumors E327 Snoop Dogg’s Last Moments With 2Pac & Kobe, Betting On Jake Paul

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1 hour and 12 minutes

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195.61

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14,092

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862

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143

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459

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160

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00:02:12.320 You're the nicest human being I've ever met.
00:02:13.940 You are a really good person.
00:02:15.460 Except for last night when you tried to assault me on the roof. 0.99
00:02:19.180 I say one time, I'm going to slap the **** out of you and everybody crumbles. 0.99
00:02:23.860 Well, it's just, you know, I try to do... 0.99
00:02:26.000 You threw a steel chair at Logan!
00:02:29.320 uh mike flew the entire crew out here for absolutely no reason there goes our entire
00:02:41.020 month's budget for impulsive he said guys the hard rock student opening we'll make sure to get
00:02:45.520 our podcast with the boys only and get a guest who's the guest mike there was a little bit of
00:02:50.480 issue with the guest with the guest episode but i want to say this i was prioritizing and mostly
00:02:54.920 focused on the boys only episode because as everyone knows it's been quite some time since
00:02:59.820 we've had a official boys only episode and those are the favorites of the audience also i will say
00:03:05.360 this the majority of the crew has flown out here once again by the hard rock because they're
00:03:09.340 incredible the hotel is beautiful it's in a great location the rooms are stunning the rooms are
00:03:14.580 stunning amazing amazing hotel shout out to the hard rock new york city if you come to new york
00:03:18.840 state the hard rock oh i uh so i got a new place that kind of parlays into the embarrassing story
00:03:26.000 that i have for you guys and i've waited for the for impulse because i you guys are gonna roast
00:03:30.020 the out of me i got a new place in arizona i want to be close to my mom and dad i want to move back
00:03:34.360 to the city still having my place in la just going back and forth uh i'm excited this place
00:03:39.200 that i have has a rooftop that is unbelievable so i'm walking around i'm super happy asking people
00:03:44.240 hey do you like living here they're like oh look at this place and another person like yeah and
00:03:48.920 then I went up to this guy laying down holding his phone like this like staring at me uncomfortably
00:03:55.680 and I was like oh maybe he's sad I didn't ask him so I walked up to him and I said sir how do you
00:03:59.560 like living here and he goes he goes and I thought he's deaf okay so I go like a normal human being
00:04:10.120 I signed to him, hello, my name is George Janko, and he goes, dude, I'm on the phone, 0.99
00:04:15.060 what the fuck do you want? 0.99
00:04:16.020 I was like, oh my god. 1.00
00:04:19.340 So I was just sitting there like, and he's like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with me? 0.79
00:04:25.360 And then my whole family's right there, and they look at me, they go, did you just sign
00:04:29.140 to a guy that's on his phone with AirPods on?
00:04:32.280 And I was like. 1.00
00:04:33.880 You're a dumbass, Georgie. 1.00
00:04:35.300 But no, you're not, because you know sign language. 1.00
00:04:38.120 Also, do you know sign language?
00:04:39.200 I did so I was in resource class growing up and the kid next to me
00:04:42.520 I would talk to everybody and he was deaf and I felt like he felt left out
00:04:45.920 So I learned how to sign so I could talk to him to you. You're the nicest human being
00:04:50.180 You are really good. Thank you. Except for last night when he tried to assault me on the roof
00:04:55.260 I say I say one time I'm gonna slap the shit out of you and everybody crumbles 0.99
00:05:00.360 Well, it's just you know, I tried to do a steel chair at Logan. We have a different relationship 0.99
00:05:05.400 We have a different relationship 1.00
00:05:07.400 steal a fucking chair and Logan goes, 1.00
00:05:08.700 bro, if you hit the mic, you're out. 1.00
00:05:09.680 I go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:05:10.720 This guy stabbed you in the back 1.00
00:05:12.580 on fucking mama's basement 1.00
00:05:15.400 and I can't smack somebody? 1.00
00:05:17.460 What kind of fucking boxer are you, bro? 1.00
00:05:18.880 I'll tell you why, 1.00
00:05:19.580 I'll tell you, I'll say it again.
00:05:21.340 Because you told me, 1.00
00:05:22.340 you said, I'm going to smack the shit out of the mic. 1.00
00:05:23.840 I said, if you incite violence 1.00
00:05:25.760 towards anyone on this team, you're out.
00:05:28.280 No, no, no, you do this, you do that, you're out.
00:05:30.300 I go, I'm so replaceable.
00:05:32.580 No, and that's the story.
00:05:34.540 He came to my room when we talked.
00:05:36.020 He's like, man, he's like, I don't like this idea that I can just be taken off.
00:05:40.660 I go, George, we can't have another co-host drama with a third co-host.
00:05:45.360 I don't think the audience would do that again, bro.
00:05:47.740 We've already bullied six co-hosts off the show.
00:05:51.200 We can't do it again.
00:05:52.440 So you're stuck, bro. 1.00
00:05:53.900 I don't give a fuck if you hit me with a hammer. 1.00
00:05:56.520 You're on the show, bro. 1.00
00:05:57.240 That's what I thought. 0.95
00:05:57.880 That's why I thought it was okay to slap him.
00:05:58.920 No, because you said it. 0.84
00:06:00.540 It was premeditated.
00:06:02.000 It was premeditated.
00:06:02.700 I like to give my opponent a fair opportunity. 1.00
00:06:05.040 Nah, fuck that. 1.00
00:06:05.660 Will Smith all day. 1.00
00:06:06.740 Will Smith all day.
00:06:07.600 That's a crime of passion, brother. 1.00
00:06:08.940 Smack the shit out of him. 1.00
00:06:09.620 You can get away with that. 1.00
00:06:10.640 That's why he can throw a chair at me.
00:06:12.340 He didn't know he was going to do it.
00:06:13.260 He just did it.
00:06:13.920 Imagine if I said, yo, Logan, I hate to say it, but I'm about to throw a chair at you.
00:06:18.040 A steel one.
00:06:18.840 A steel chair.
00:06:20.900 And he never was like, yo, Mike, you're out.
00:06:23.120 A steel chair. 0.99
00:06:24.040 And I was like, yeah, shut up. 1.00
00:06:25.480 I'm going to smack you. 1.00
00:06:26.220 And he's like, yo, yo, yo. 0.99
00:06:26.880 You incite violence?
00:06:27.860 You're out, buddy.
00:06:28.900 You're out.
00:06:29.620 We don't do the violence here.
00:06:31.140 Your brother's a professional boxer.
00:06:33.020 He fought your dad.
00:06:34.500 He literally fought your father. 0.83
00:06:36.400 And I say I'm going to smack some. 1.00
00:06:37.800 I want everybody here to know they hate Assyrian boys. 1.00
00:06:40.980 This is a race. 1.00
00:06:42.400 And women already off the start of the show.
00:06:45.660 Now listen, I do my absolute best.
00:06:47.200 And, you know, George didn't get the room that he wanted.
00:06:50.080 It's not about the room, bro.
00:06:51.520 Stop pulling.
00:06:52.580 Dude, we just got into it as boys.
00:06:54.800 And I just said something that was wrong.
00:06:56.580 And I bought pizza and made up for it.
00:06:57.740 And what was the end part of it?
00:06:58.940 I said, if you have an issue, always come directly to me and I'll solve it.
00:07:01.980 That's what I said.
00:07:02.800 Never come to Logan, by the way.
00:07:04.340 Never come to Logan.
00:07:04.920 He's got a lot of others.
00:07:05.720 Logan, I love you.
00:07:06.380 Bro, this is serious.
00:07:07.260 Can I talk to you? 0.82
00:07:08.060 Dude, I got a supermodel. 1.00
00:07:09.120 Yes, he has a lot of shit. 1.00
00:07:10.480 He has a lot of shit going on. 1.00
00:07:11.620 I literally go, bro, please. 1.00
00:07:13.040 I just want to talk to you.
00:07:14.120 Meet me on the roof.
00:07:14.900 I got on the roof.
00:07:15.400 Almost fought Mike.
00:07:16.160 You got to go, bro.
00:07:16.980 I go, can we talk one-on-one? 0.99
00:07:18.220 Got a supermodel, dude. 1.00
00:07:19.140 Can I talk right now? 0.64
00:07:21.800 Who's the CEO? 1.00
00:07:23.160 Who's running this fucking company, bro? 1.00
00:07:24.000 Meet me. 1.00
00:07:24.980 Just come to me.
00:07:26.440 That's why I said just come to me, bro. 0.99
00:07:28.320 I manage all of this bullshit so that he can do it. I almost assaulted you. I would have sucked up to you if I knew you're running this shit 1.00
00:07:36.440 Listen, he's right. You're right. We need we need someone who knows what they're doing, dude. You know, that's me 1.00
00:07:44.240 Where's the fucking guys the only thing you're running this is into the ground Mike 1.00
00:07:50.140 We have just come off a ten-day 1.00
00:07:53.500 Bender of the most epic proportions
00:07:55.500 f1 miami straight here it's been wild we're all very tired we're running on fumes the jet set 1.00
00:08:04.400 it is the same people in every fucking city yeah every event i go to i'm like wonder who we'll meet 0.92
00:08:12.640 at this one i know who i'm gonna meet at this one purple miami matt chantel jeffries and it's the 0.98
00:08:19.740 they just go from one spot to the other and a salter and the salters one person from the
00:08:24.620 It's all their family everywhere I go.
00:08:26.560 Yeah, they're everywhere.
00:08:27.440 No, and it's not they're everywhere.
00:08:28.840 Now it's we've become a part of it.
00:08:31.800 Oh, no. 0.99
00:08:32.480 You guys are club rats. 0.99
00:08:33.420 Are we? 0.99
00:08:33.980 Yes, that's what I'm trying to say.
00:08:35.200 Hold on. 1.00
00:08:35.560 If you guys didn't know that you guys are like the hoes of like the men, 1.00
00:08:39.900 like if there was like a description of the L.A. hoes, 0.99
00:08:42.900 and that's not a bad thing. 1.00
00:08:43.860 I have never.
00:08:45.660 I have never. 0.99
00:08:46.580 Are you calling me a fuckman? 1.00
00:08:48.080 You are a slut. 1.00
00:08:50.840 And by the way, very cheap slut. 1.00
00:08:53.080 Like, you can just roll the dice. 1.00
00:08:54.740 Whatever it lands, I know.
00:08:55.480 That's not true.
00:08:56.500 You know that's not true.
00:08:57.880 You know that's not true.
00:08:58.920 And by the way, Logan, okay, you fall in love with terrible women,
00:09:02.280 and you fall in love with every woman.
00:09:03.780 All right, he's out of control.
00:09:05.620 You have to go.
00:09:06.400 I fall in love, me and my side.
00:09:07.960 I love her.
00:09:08.800 This is the best girl in the world next day. 0.91
00:09:10.620 Dude, I don't know what's wrong with her, bro. 1.00
00:09:12.140 Did you know she has a family?
00:09:15.680 And then this guy, bro, like, this girl might have, like, a kid,
00:09:18.960 and she's married.
00:09:19.420 No, you have to stop.
00:09:20.460 George, you have to stop.
00:09:21.320 What?
00:09:21.520 A lot of this is alpha. 1.00
00:09:23.080 You got to cut the shit. 1.00
00:09:23.880 Well, now that I know, I can't get cut. 1.00
00:09:25.000 Well, no, it's not.
00:09:26.320 No, no, no.
00:09:27.040 I'm always impressed with the girls Mike gets.
00:09:29.220 I don't know how he does it.
00:09:30.500 He had a funny story back in L.A.
00:09:32.260 at the beginning of this, Bender.
00:09:33.940 The girl, the completion girl.
00:09:36.260 Well, I had a plan to get it.
00:09:37.960 Okay, so the other day someone DM'd me on Instagram,
00:09:40.540 and they said, you guys have a very unique opportunity
00:09:43.600 to recreate the Entourage show from HBO.
00:09:47.960 They said, you guys are, there is no more capable squad
00:09:52.360 Than this one to recreate that show
00:09:54.720 Because of the scenarios we find ourselves in
00:09:57.160 On a daily basis
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00:10:08.720 We got like it's all
00:10:10.040 It's Turtle
00:10:11.080 Turtle's a lot
00:10:12.340 One of the most loved characters on the show 0.95
00:10:14.140 He's fucking amazing 0.95
00:10:15.460 Anyways 0.98
00:10:15.920 Ari Gold actually
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00:10:19.900 Right there
00:10:20.640 Hey guys
00:10:21.300 What's up
00:10:21.660 All right. So anyways, I'm at this house party the other day, Beverly Hills. And I'm talking to this girl. I met her in Vegas and it was the end of the night. Things were getting pretty crazy. It was like 4 a.m. And she was like, I have to go to the bathroom. And I saw that as like an invitation. I was like, all right, dope. Like, I'll go with you. And it was a very packed house party. But we made our way to the bathroom and we got in without anyone really seeing us get in.
00:10:47.340 So we're in the bathroom and, you know, she's doing her thing and I'm, you know, fixing my hair or whatever, like hanging out and I don't have any hair.
00:10:54.620 But before you know it, you know, one thing led to another and the classic bathroom party hookup.
00:11:02.720 Bathroom, I was getting ahead in the bathroom, you know.
00:11:05.380 And by the way, I've never hooked up with a girl in the bathroom. 0.96
00:11:07.500 What? 1.00
00:11:07.960 No, if a girl can hook up with me in the bathroom, that's not the girl I want to be with. 1.00
00:11:11.460 That's the perfect girl for Mike. 1.00
00:11:12.780 Hold on a second.
00:11:13.500 We're not talking about marriage here, Georgie.
00:11:15.020 We're talking about a little party fun, entourage style.
00:11:17.140 Oh, oh, oh. Sorry. Pardon.
00:11:18.340 Sorry, I'm in such a relationship bitch mode. 0.74
00:11:20.560 Sorry, dude. 1.00
00:11:21.080 So what did this girl do in the bathroom? 0.75
00:11:23.880 So, dude, could you show some respect?
00:11:26.440 Sorry, I got to cancel the rest for tonight.
00:11:28.320 She forgot it was her friend's birthday.
00:11:30.760 Ooh, already getting smoked. 1.00
00:11:33.040 Damn, damn. 1.00
00:11:34.020 Damn, looks like somebody's the beta bitch boy. 1.00
00:11:35.540 How does it feel to meet, hook up, and get rejected in the same outfit? 1.00
00:11:44.780 Damn, bro. 1.00
00:11:45.820 That's crazy. 1.00
00:11:46.500 I was not wearing this outfit when that happened.
00:11:48.760 All right, so listen.
00:11:49.240 The middle one.
00:11:51.380 I'm in the bathroom, and I'm not really big on the public hookups anymore.
00:11:56.580 I have anxiety.
00:11:57.820 I don't really love the idea of people being outside the door knocking.
00:12:00.820 Hey, I got to get in. 1.00
00:12:01.700 I got to shit. 0.99
00:12:02.520 Like, it's just too much going on. 1.00
00:12:04.620 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:05.300 Yeah.
00:12:05.700 But this night, this specific girl, bro, I had met her in Vegas when she had a man,
00:12:12.060 and I was super into her, and she was, like, showing a lot of love back,
00:12:14.900 but, like, she had a man, so I was like, whatever. 0.97
00:12:16.500 This girl's super hot
00:12:18.120 So I was really really into it 1.00
00:12:20.000 And she's on her fucking knees 1.00
00:12:20.960 Going crazy in the bathroom 1.00
00:12:22.340 People are knocking 1.00
00:12:23.360 I got a shit 0.99
00:12:24.120 Let me in the door 1.00
00:12:24.840 Whatever right
00:12:25.480 So I finish the act
00:12:27.340 And immediately
00:12:28.840 Post nut clarity
00:12:30.020 Immediately 0.99
00:12:30.820 Holy shit 0.99
00:12:32.040 I'm in the bathroom 0.99
00:12:33.160 There's a line of people
00:12:34.280 Outside the door 1.00
00:12:35.040 This girl's sitting here 1.00
00:12:36.360 She's seen better days 1.00
00:12:39.420 From a facial standpoint 1.00
00:12:40.580 Like she's a fucking mess 1.00
00:12:42.960 And I'm standing there 1.00
00:12:45.300 with my dick in my hand like fuck bro what the fuck just so so so i so i'm like fuck now she 1.00
00:12:54.500 turns around to go into the mirror to like clean up and i i panic and just bolt out the door 1.00
00:13:01.600 you finish and left yes so i run past this line of people and they're like looking at me like why
00:13:08.360 is he running past this because i closed my door the door right so i go back into the party i
00:13:12.300 immediately like try to be that guy that just reintegrates into the party what's everybody
00:13:16.760 doing out here you having a good time you know like i go right back to my friends like what
00:13:20.520 were you doing i was like nothing like nothing just hanging out dude right so this girl comes 0.84
00:13:28.220 out of the bathroom in like belligerent mode bro and she goes up to one of my homies i hear this 1.00
00:13:34.660 story the next day i didn't even see it happen but she goes up to one of my boys and she goes 0.99
00:13:38.320 i just sucked some guy's dick in the bathroom to completion and he just ran out and like imagine 0.99
00:13:49.160 a girl coming up to you and saying that yeah the first thing you would you would say is who's the 1.00
00:13:54.080 guy who was it and can you imagine for a second in a larry david entourage style moment she goes
00:14:01.120 that guy right there she points at me like what is your reaction in that like do you fall on the
00:14:08.860 ground like do you just fall out and start dying laughing i would i don't i don't even
00:14:15.340 i can't even picture i don't know was everybody looking at you when she did that no it was not
00:14:21.740 like it was a loud party there was a lot going on but so anyway so i get this story the next day 0.95
00:14:27.780 from this kid and i do fuck with this girl i like she's a cool girl and uh she hits me up the next 0.98
00:14:32.220 day and she goes that was fucked up you just left me there in the bathroom and bro immediately my 0.98
00:14:38.780 manipulative chess playing mind went to work and i said listen i didn't know if you had like a guy 0.97
00:14:47.720 that you were talking to at the party or like or if you were the type of girl that wanted to be seen
00:14:51.820 coming out of the bathroom with a guy like i out of respect for you like i just wanted to make sure 0.96
00:14:56.320 that we left the bathroom separately and i'm this is me i'm like this and she goes she did three
00:15:03.000 bubbles she goes she goes i'm so sorry i don't know what i was thinking i guess i was just being
00:15:09.340 dramatic and i was like it's completely i was like it's completely uh what if she watches this
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00:15:46.720 show fantastic definitely watch this caller daddy 100 george and i were just talking about this a
00:15:52.140 little bit i think uh i think i think maybe girls uh in this generation are becoming a little bit
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00:16:03.760 um the increase in uh body sentiment and body comfortability that we're seeing uh maybe it's
00:16:09.820 because we're having more open conversations about sexuality and sex in general and i'd like to
00:16:14.980 believe that the caller daddy podcast is leading a generation of young women who are really good 1.00
00:16:21.320 a giving ad yeah yeah it's fucking gross whoa this girl goes like oh that's sexist she goes so 1.00
00:16:27.840 you guys could just go fuck around go no no that's pretty gross too yes fucked up gross but 1.00
00:16:31.840 you can't just like like negate that it's fucking like if i was sitting there at my wedding day and 1.00
00:16:36.800 they're like dude we just heard a story about your wife and she was at a bathroom and she 0.99
00:16:40.760 sucked that dude to completion like yo we're done here like i'm not married actually you would do 1.00
00:16:46.620 that a hundred percent i know some pretty raunchy sex stories about you you think your wife would 0.99
00:16:49.880 Me and my girl do stuff together, but we're in a relationship. 0.99
00:16:53.300 I think the sex can get wild and intimate.
00:16:54.960 No, I'm talking about raunchy. 0.77
00:16:55.340 You're like, bro, you guys just met at a club, and now you're just. 0.81
00:16:57.460 I'm talking about raunchy sex stories that don't involve your current girlfriend, George. 0.96
00:16:59.980 I was a terrible person once. 0.94
00:17:01.520 Yeah.
00:17:01.860 Okay. 0.90
00:17:02.420 So what I'm saying is, do you think she should break up with you because you had sex in that 0.92
00:17:05.700 parking lot outside the cop station for the first time? 0.70
00:17:08.820 A key that could.
00:17:09.980 No, no, don't even try it.
00:17:11.560 Don't even.
00:17:12.380 Try it if you want.
00:17:13.260 I'm not.
00:17:14.780 All right.
00:17:15.080 A key that could open every lock is a master key. 0.99
00:17:18.760 You fucked that up 0.97
00:17:20.540 No, here's the real reason 0.99
00:17:22.180 You can get a good look at a T-bone 1.00
00:17:24.700 By sticking your head up a butcher's ass 0.99
00:17:26.860 No, I don't think it's different 1.00
00:17:29.260 I don't think it's different
00:17:29.980 Also, like, I wasn't a lunatic when I was single 0.96
00:17:33.160 I wasn't just fucking everything I laid my eyes on 0.97
00:17:35.020 I had a very high selection 0.99
00:17:36.100 In fact, I wouldn't actually have sex with a girl 1.00
00:17:38.600 Unless that if I accidentally got her pregnant 1.00
00:17:41.100 I could bear those kids 1.00
00:17:42.340 I swear to God
00:17:43.300 That was a thing of mine
00:17:44.480 Really?
00:17:44.940 Yep, because I'd always buckle up
00:17:46.820 No matter if it was just a one night stand or whatever 1.00
00:17:48.820 If I accidentally got her pregnant 1.00
00:17:50.000 I'm fucking locked in 1.00
00:17:51.060 I'm going to make sure that kid's okay 1.00
00:17:52.180 I'm not really super willing to have sex 0.98
00:17:57.240 If it requires a condom
00:17:58.880 I had a relationship for a year
00:18:01.520 And I never not wore a condom
00:18:03.020 You always wore a condom?
00:18:04.520 Belle was the only girl that I ever not wore a condom with 1.00
00:18:06.660 Yeah 1.00
00:18:07.560 Wow
00:18:08.060 Because I was like 1.00
00:18:08.660 Oh if I get her pregnant sick 1.00
00:18:09.880 Dude I won 1.00
00:18:10.540 I mean you got to do your checks
00:18:13.040 Both sides
00:18:13.940 Yeah
00:18:14.300 I was very very safe
00:18:15.900 And be safe, which I'm not.
00:18:19.240 I wore a condom, pulled out, ran to the bathroom.
00:18:22.080 Yeah, the pulled out thing, it's a little tricky.
00:18:25.560 Yeah, you're...
00:18:26.360 It's a little tricky.
00:18:27.260 I don't know how far we take this.
00:18:28.300 You guys don't...
00:18:29.240 Hold on a second.
00:18:30.880 Is that too prerogative?
00:18:32.520 I said it wrong.
00:18:33.100 Yeah, there's no way you... 1.00
00:18:34.580 Fuck! 1.00
00:18:36.220 Damn it, bro. 1.00
00:18:36.840 I can't let this one go. 1.00
00:18:37.840 That one was bad.
00:18:38.540 I'm sorry.
00:18:39.160 All right, go ahead.
00:18:39.960 I think provocative is the word.
00:18:42.340 Were you talking about pierogies?
00:18:43.480 This one's too prerogative
00:18:45.940 It's been a long week
00:18:49.580 I'm a pull out surgeon, dog
00:18:52.440 Really?
00:18:53.560 Expert
00:18:53.920 Master level
00:18:55.000 Master level
00:18:57.420 Why?
00:19:00.940 I was
00:19:01.660 How?
00:19:02.640 I know
00:19:02.980 How?
00:19:03.700 Dylan
00:19:03.940 Guys have a lot of trouble with this
00:19:07.520 It is very, very hard
00:19:10.220 For lack of a better word
00:19:11.480 To do it
00:19:12.640 Okay, one thing I've learned about life
00:19:16.000 And we all know this
00:19:17.000 Is that habit is tough to break
00:19:20.120 But when you make it
00:19:21.700 It kind of sticks with you
00:19:23.160 If you really hold it for a long time
00:19:24.720 And I started pulling out
00:19:26.200 About 40 years ago
00:19:28.420 When I was 15
00:19:29.420 And I never stopped
00:19:30.860 Bro, like, dude
00:19:31.700 Even my ex
00:19:33.580 Would beg me
00:19:35.540 To not
00:19:36.920 And I always would 1.00
00:19:38.140 She was trying to get knocked up 0.99
00:19:40.640 as proven by her brand new baby. 1.00
00:19:44.000 Great baby, by the way.
00:19:45.520 But I don't know.
00:19:47.300 It's like a, what's the word?
00:19:49.280 Reflex.
00:19:49.840 Reflex now.
00:19:50.580 An instinct.
00:19:51.340 Like two pre, two pumps pre, I'm out.
00:19:54.580 Wow. 1.00
00:19:55.080 And I'm doing some shit. 1.00
00:19:56.700 Oh, you're surgical. 1.00
00:19:57.180 One of them wild from the other one, the one I told you about.
00:19:59.320 It's way too graphic for the show.
00:20:01.520 Then why even mention it?
00:20:03.440 I don't know.
00:20:03.780 I probably could talk about it.
00:20:05.140 Please don't.
00:20:06.000 I haven't exactly.
00:20:06.700 You're not going to mention it?
00:20:08.180 Then mention that you can't talk about it.
00:20:10.000 I do that all the time, and the audience hates it.
00:20:12.100 They get so mad.
00:20:13.200 That's what I'm saying.
00:20:13.900 Why even mention it?
00:20:14.620 Well, because I was hoping maybe you pushed me to say it.
00:20:16.780 All right.
00:20:17.220 The frog leaf.
00:20:18.140 No, you can't say that.
00:20:20.200 It was a frog leaf.
00:20:21.700 Mike, the next morning, he comes in the car.
00:20:24.780 He goes, I got to tell you, boys, I was hitting some angles last night.
00:20:28.280 He goes, I was feeling like I was in my mid-20s again.
00:20:31.040 It was a great night.
00:20:32.320 It's all about the chemistry with you and your partner.
00:20:34.520 Yeah.
00:20:34.680 That's what it is.
00:20:35.360 Like, dude, the right partner could bring you out of your old age.
00:20:40.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:40.940 And make you feel like a kid again.
00:20:43.800 Make you feel like you got your spunk back.
00:20:46.140 Yeah, like you got your spunk back. 1.00
00:20:47.740 As if the testosterone that I'm shooting into my ass is... 1.00
00:20:50.520 Well, many, many in this generation are running low on tests naturally. 1.00
00:20:57.300 Really?
00:20:57.720 Yeah, yeah, totally.
00:20:59.760 Probably because of social media and fast food.
00:21:01.780 No, it's the food.
00:21:04.000 It has to be. 1.00
00:21:04.840 It's a bunch of shit. 1.00
00:21:05.860 It's a mix of things. 1.00
00:21:06.360 You know, there's a lot of preservatives in tomatoes.
00:21:08.660 Also, I love this podcast.
00:21:14.300 Most people do.
00:21:15.540 Also, I forgot.
00:21:17.700 I like this.
00:21:18.420 Feel this.
00:21:19.440 Are you on mushrooms right now?
00:21:21.100 Yeah, it just feels good, man.
00:21:21.980 It does feel good. 0.98
00:21:22.720 Can I talk about the elephant in the room that isn't blowjob related? 0.79
00:21:28.980 Everyone that we know, everyone we've ever had contact with,
00:21:32.400 every person we've met in the jet set, every family member we have is now poor.
00:21:37.640 There's zero.
00:21:38.120 net worth is zero absolutely nothing including us we have nothing not me because i didn't invest
00:21:43.740 in crypto the crypto market wait wait no this is my george i swear to god i will launch the entire 0.99
00:21:49.720 haha stupid heads remember when you were like nfts 0.99
00:21:53.040 i've been waiting months for this because i see you guys making so much money and i'm like 1.00
00:22:00.060 maybe i fucked up well it's not it's not money it's uh well it used to be money 0.85
00:22:08.060 Well, it's not. 0.97
00:22:09.060 Well, they're blackjack chips, right?
00:22:10.520 So, like, the crypto market has collapsed.
00:22:13.100 This is what I was trying to say.
00:22:15.760 Ethereum is in the toilet.
00:22:18.520 Bitcoin is in the toilet.
00:22:20.340 And more importantly, stable coins have become unpegged from their stability completely.
00:22:27.520 Unstable stable coins.
00:22:28.780 They're supposed to be pegged to the dollar, the U.S. dollar.
00:22:31.300 One in particular called Tether.
00:22:33.880 Terra.
00:22:35.040 Terra?
00:22:35.640 Terra.
00:22:36.120 It's not Tether?
00:22:36.820 No.
00:22:37.100 Oh, UST.
00:22:37.900 Yeah.
00:22:38.260 Not USDT.
00:22:39.900 Terra.
00:22:40.300 That just sounds terrible, so just don't.
00:22:42.000 I'm done with your puns.
00:22:43.100 You're on timeout 30 seconds.
00:22:44.400 Pardon the interruption style.
00:22:46.080 Set a timer for 45 seconds.
00:22:47.740 We are seeing a dramatic collapse.
00:22:51.020 Now, we've seen resets.
00:22:52.520 We've seen dips, as they call them.
00:22:54.980 This one has felt dramatically different.
00:22:58.140 Because there were a couple big losses, including the DPEG, the Terra DPEG.
00:23:03.720 Again, a stable coin that's supposed to be always worth a dollar cannot be worth 60 cents, which it was.
00:23:09.080 I think it was even lower at one point.
00:23:10.560 Luna, in particular, I don't know the Luna story, but it's tragic.
00:23:13.520 It is wild.
00:23:14.880 It deserves its own document.
00:23:16.760 I've seen some of the most insane side stories off this, but Luna itself, a coin that was heavily invested and heavily liquid a month ago, billions of dollars of liquidity, is now worthless.
00:23:31.620 Yeah, actually worthless.
00:23:32.580 Worthless.
00:23:32.820 Less than a cent.
00:23:33.480 like fractions less than a cent told you so that was good
00:23:39.840 you know it's just a funny thing because the same hype that could drive up the crypto market
00:23:53.580 is the hype that can destroy it yeah crazy because none of none of crypto like normal
00:23:59.940 stock or real estate is is is backed by any kind of tangible good it's it's it's all just ip and
00:24:09.120 and and you know proprietary potential yeah it's not even proprietary you know uh uh uh property
00:24:15.500 it's prop proprietary potential which is which is yo this is what is go this is going to be able to
00:24:22.220 do and and so the same hype that could drive it up when people start going nuts fighting on twitter 0.92
00:24:30.360 that shit can go in the toilet and and that has far-reaching effects on both nfts
00:24:36.360 on on projects that you and i are either investing or launching yeah yeah yeah no it's it's it's a 0.99
00:24:43.780 bad it's not a great time to be fully involved in crypto especially if you were involved in luna
00:24:51.560 ksi my business partner in prime um lost three million dollars r.i.p gone i i personally have
00:24:59.600 lost over half a million thus far um i just bought an ape for seven hundred and sixteen thousand
00:25:04.760 dollars at the height yeah i will say though i will say though if you believe in the tech
00:25:10.340 and you believe in the function of cryptocurrency and you zoom out and go super macro this is
00:25:18.940 nothing it's just another bump in the road but that's really hard for a lot of people a lot of
00:25:22.440 people fomo buy and then panic sell you have to remove your emotions from this situation and if
00:25:27.520 you play the long game you're gonna win well more importantly than that even is just people not 0.93
00:25:33.400 playing by the most important fucking rule which is only invest what you're willing to lose because 0.90
00:25:38.580 because a lot of these people got in situations where they were over leveraged where their their 0.98
00:25:45.280 mortgage payments were based on their ability to liquidate small levels of crypto and like dude
00:25:50.840 like this is gonna this is getting ugly quick because you're looking at a mass liquidation
00:25:55.400 event you're looking at inflation fears you're looking at war you're looking at by the way
00:25:59.700 the crypto market has generally always in some way followed the regular markets and the regular 0.97
00:26:06.040 markets are shitting the fucking bed right now too so even if you're a regular stockholder you're 0.98
00:26:11.600 still in a fucked up spot it's a it's a little financially scary at times and that's why i 0.99
00:26:18.520 launched one of the most important projects in my life during the worst bear market we've ever 0.98
00:26:22.700 seen in our lives what the fuck was i thinking i'm just kidding originals is doing fantastic 0.87
00:26:27.980 it's doing fantastic the market is absolute shit but we launched originals 99 originals the project 0.96
00:26:35.200 i mentioned in the project that i've been working on for nine months traveled the world took a bunch
00:26:38.200 polaroid meant to them as entities the buyer gets the original 101 polaroid forming the originals
00:26:41.860 dow uh it's going to be a community with the community treasury that can vote what to do
00:26:45.000 with the funds and um it's been amazing the first one sold for i think 60k the next one is 100k
00:26:50.460 basically we've sold four the dow has uh roughly 130 000 to play with and it's doing a
00:26:57.360 remarkable i actually can't believe how against the grain uh uh to the market that it is and i
00:27:04.360 think it's because people believe in the project i'm getting a lot of texts like notable people
00:27:08.480 who are who are realizing quickly i think truly how much work i put into this both mental and 0.96
00:27:16.240 physical work and and energy that is spread out by a team of fucking people and i'm so proud of 0.73
00:27:22.680 our dev team i'm so glad we got to launch um and and and kevin i mean you know how long we've been 0.94
00:27:27.420 working on this journey like nine ten months of just like blood sweat and tears and we launched
00:27:30.900 I couldn't be happier, man.
00:27:32.380 And we continue to roll them out every day.
00:27:33.620 Thanks, bro.
00:27:34.740 Originals.com.
00:27:35.480 You guys are bored.
00:27:36.000 You want to see some cool art?
00:27:37.940 Go to Originals.com.
00:27:38.900 The people in the audience, they don't.
00:27:40.760 None of them. 1.00
00:27:41.180 They don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:27:41.480 But it will be clipped and put somewhere where they don't want to hear about any of this shit. 1.00
00:27:45.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:27:45.680 They hate us.
00:27:46.740 It's in the comments every time. 1.00
00:27:48.400 We hate you.
00:27:49.400 And not even we hate the NFT content. 0.99
00:27:51.740 Because of the NFT content, we hate you as people.
00:27:54.480 Like, we actually dislike you guys. 0.94
00:27:56.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:56.700 I get it.
00:27:57.000 So that was a good, quick little segment.
00:27:59.040 Yeah.
00:27:59.540 Crypto market's down.
00:28:00.900 NFT market's down, originals is up,
00:28:03.440 a lot of people are down bad.
00:28:05.240 Very few of them down as bad as Gunna and Young Thug.
00:28:10.460 What happened to Gunna and Young Thug?
00:28:13.060 Well, I'm happy that you asked that, George.
00:28:15.600 Gunna and Young Thug,
00:28:16.500 two of the world's largest rap superstars right now,
00:28:19.160 were arrested on Rico charges
00:28:23.700 as part of their involvement with YSL, Young Stoner Life. 0.55
00:28:26.840 If you're unfamiliar with what RICO charges are, it's basically the worst thing that can ever fucking happen if you do anything related to anything.
00:28:38.160 It means racketeering, influence, and corrupt organizations act where they're looking to basically prove that you are a part of a mob or gang or mafia.
00:28:52.460 It is the largest fear of any organized crime unit in the world.
00:28:57.180 Well, sorry, in the United States.
00:28:58.740 If you get hit with the RICO Act, it's over, buddy.
00:29:03.920 Curtain's closed. 0.93
00:29:04.540 Did 6ix9ine get hit with the racketeering?
00:29:06.620 No, his people did, the people that he was involved with.
00:29:10.480 Oh, okay, gotcha. 0.99
00:29:11.080 But it's basically like that, like, what's that Japanese, 0.94
00:29:15.280 is it a Japanese, like, finishing blow where they cut the person's head off 0.70
00:29:18.620 as they're, like, bowed over? 0.77
00:29:20.160 Oh.
00:29:20.480 Oh, is it really like that?
00:29:21.500 It's not coup de gras, is it?
00:29:23.900 I think that's a dish.
00:29:25.080 Yeah, that might be like, or like, yeah, that may be.
00:29:27.020 I think that's a dish.
00:29:28.140 Anyways, no, that's couscous.
00:29:30.120 I think it's foie gras.
00:29:32.580 That's neither here nor there.
00:29:34.280 We're not talking about duck fat today.
00:29:36.520 We're not talking about fatty livers of geese.
00:29:39.200 But basically, the indictment states that Young Thug and Gunna were involved with this YSL street gang
00:29:48.660 that was responsible for multiple murders carjackings armed robberies narcotics possessions
00:29:55.380 and i mean the gambit gambit all of it and the story quickly as it usually does has become
00:30:03.540 how much should lyrics and that's fine i i much how much no no i understand you i was wondering
00:30:14.300 But what I'm saying is this, what I'm saying is this, I have all day and the audience loves
00:30:18.920 longer episodes.
00:30:20.240 Finish your, finish your task.
00:30:23.940 So wait, hold on.
00:30:25.000 So did they rat themselves out?
00:30:26.720 No.
00:30:29.860 There's one, it's, there's one bottle in my suitcase.
00:30:34.160 Sorry, Mike, we launched a new flavor of prime.
00:30:36.120 I'd love to hear about these, these, these thugs who are going to prison for the rest
00:30:38.840 of their life, but I'm more interested in, uh, ice pop, our new flavor of prime.
00:30:42.640 It's the best flavor, by the way.
00:30:43.860 Really?
00:30:44.060 It is hands down the best flavor, by far.
00:30:46.800 I forgot to bring the bottle.
00:30:47.700 We drank all of them.
00:30:48.300 Makes me feel like I'm chasing the ice cream truck as a kid again.
00:30:50.700 I could drink that literally every minute of the day.
00:30:52.880 Really?
00:30:53.300 Yeah, it's my favorite one.
00:30:54.480 It blows the other ones so far out of the water for me.
00:30:57.500 Everyone's saying that.
00:30:58.700 It's top three for me.
00:30:59.740 It's not my favorite.
00:31:00.240 No, no, no.
00:31:00.660 It's not possible.
00:31:01.580 And I don't trust your opinion on anything if you disagree.
00:31:03.860 I mean, I love it.
00:31:04.480 I love it.
00:31:05.840 I'm a green guy.
00:31:06.860 I'm a blue guy.
00:31:07.800 Nice pop.
00:31:08.620 Nice pop's number one.
00:31:09.660 Yeah.
00:31:10.080 100%.
00:31:10.440 Okay, yeah, we agree.
00:31:10.880 Everyone else is saying it.
00:31:12.700 Anyway, sorry.
00:31:14.060 there's so young gunner thug guy and i don't even know why so they were racketeering in lyrics you
00:31:21.260 were talking about lyrics and how they shouldn't okay thank you yes it goes back to this question
00:31:25.460 of should lyrics or let's bring it back up to an even higher macro uh perspective should the
00:31:31.080 person's art be used against them in a court of law if it has to do with murder i think so
00:31:36.680 hey guys check out this canvas it's made out of this guy's blood but if you look his bones are
00:31:42.860 the skeleton and that's real correct so the opponent so the opponents of it like and this
00:31:47.060 is that like twitter free gunna and young thug crowd that just say that no matter 0.96
00:31:50.560 can i pick up my fucking phone for one second without you making a big deal out of it no one 0.97
00:32:01.400 would even know because i got it no because i got to say this this has been an elevated threat 1.00
00:32:07.520 over the past seven days you've become a disgusting human you just sit on that fucking thing 1.00
00:32:14.640 it's all day it's all bro do you understand how much fucking time and effort i put into this trip 1.00
00:32:23.660 to watch you be a fucking android what do you do dog i ask be a globally renowned super celebrity 0.99
00:32:31.020 and enjoy your exit. 1.00
00:32:33.140 Don't you have a fucking infrastructure 1.00
00:32:34.540 to send fucking creative out? 1.00
00:32:37.440 No, no. 0.99
00:32:38.820 That's back to what we were saying
00:32:39.980 at the beginning of the podcast. 0.99
00:32:41.100 We have no one running our shit. 0.99
00:32:43.000 Facts. 1.00
00:32:43.200 We need a COO.
00:32:44.000 But stop saying that
00:32:44.780 because now we're going to get 700 emails.
00:32:45.560 By the way, if you ever want to get something done with Logan,
00:32:47.320 you get this during a breakup or a business meeting.
00:32:50.720 Shake my hand, brother.
00:32:51.500 It's done.
00:32:53.320 He says that no matter what.
00:32:55.060 Bro, like, dude, there's nobody running it.
00:32:56.680 I talked to Jeff.
00:32:57.280 He says, talk to Dylan.
00:32:58.240 Dylan says, talk to Mike. 1.00
00:32:59.060 Mike says, dude, I got these bitches fine for my hand. 1.00
00:33:02.040 I can't. 1.00
00:33:02.740 I'm doing this and that. 0.99
00:33:04.100 And I go, who's fucking? 0.97
00:33:05.040 He goes, okay, more people on it? 0.99
00:33:07.220 Shake my hand, brother.
00:33:07.980 It's done.
00:33:08.380 I go, you did this in Texas and in Miami.
00:33:10.640 Okay?
00:33:11.140 And nothing has been done about it.
00:33:12.680 But this time, it's done.
00:33:13.500 And I'll tell you why.
00:33:14.080 Shake my hand, brother.
00:33:14.640 It's done.
00:33:15.200 What was it?
00:33:15.980 What was it?
00:33:16.980 I told him we're going to get him not in the rooms with Caleb. 1.00
00:33:20.600 He doesn't fuck with Caleb. 1.00
00:33:21.400 Bro, it's not the fucking rooms, man. 1.00
00:33:22.900 Please. 1.00
00:33:23.340 Nobody listen to these assholes. 1.00
00:33:24.740 I'm not a Deepa. 1.00
00:33:25.620 I share my room with Reed, by the way.
00:33:27.360 I don't even have my own room
00:33:28.800 So please
00:33:29.960 You get manicures
00:33:31.720 Pedicures
00:33:32.760 And it's good
00:33:33.780 It's very good
00:33:34.380 It is really good
00:33:36.180 I gotta get better R&R
00:33:37.620 I gotta get better being off my phone
00:33:39.240 The issue is
00:33:40.180 There's a lot going on right now
00:33:42.000 You're very busy
00:33:42.320 And especially with originals dude 0.99
00:33:43.760 You have no fucking idea 0.99
00:33:46.480 All I ask is 0.99
00:33:47.620 While we're on the podcast
00:33:48.940 This is the holy land
00:33:51.820 For us
00:33:52.520 For all of us
00:33:53.280 Alright 1.00
00:33:53.500 Stop texting fucking chicks 1.00
00:33:55.920 About dinner reservations 1.00
00:33:57.340 for five seconds and deliver quality programming to your audience.
00:34:01.280 I'm trying.
00:34:01.920 I'm reading my notes.
00:34:02.660 You're upsetting me.
00:34:03.000 That's right.
00:34:03.340 Well, I'm reading my notes.
00:34:04.240 Well, how about you just partake in the conversation that we were already having
00:34:07.400 that I worked all morning to prepare for?
00:34:11.000 Please.
00:34:12.340 I have notes.
00:34:13.400 I have material, too.
00:34:14.360 Fine.
00:34:16.320 Do you think people's artwork should be used against them in the court?
00:34:21.120 Because, okay, I came up with...
00:34:22.600 Like YNW Melly, this was funny.
00:34:24.380 He made that one song.
00:34:25.240 I wake up, I got murder out of my mind. 1.00
00:34:27.740 And then he fucking killed his homies. 0.99
00:34:29.040 No, but that's what I'm trying to say. 1.00
00:34:29.900 I came up with this.
00:34:30.760 This is hypothetical.
00:34:31.000 That's not funny.
00:34:31.600 This is hypothetical.
00:34:32.500 It's nothing about it.
00:34:33.600 Well, it's crazy how in the courtroom I can imagine they're like, what did you mean by this song?
00:34:38.060 No, but that's what I have.
00:34:38.600 There's a Key and Peele skit about this.
00:34:41.060 Oh, there is.
00:34:41.560 There's a legit skit where they're like, so what did you mean by this?
00:34:44.620 And then they play the thing.
00:34:45.320 Okay, so maybe it is.
00:34:46.620 In that context, it's funny. 0.95
00:34:48.200 The murder's not fucking funny. 0.98
00:34:50.460 Ice Pop. 0.99
00:34:51.360 These rappers can't win. 0.89
00:34:52.720 And they can't be real thugs, and they can't be fake thugs.
00:34:55.480 GNC, Vitamin Shop, near you.
00:34:57.320 Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were plugging.
00:34:58.620 So investigators brought up the following in court.
00:35:03.200 There was a murder on 49th Street in Atlanta, 49th Street in Atlanta,
00:35:06.520 where someone was shot by a 9mm out the window of a Sentra.
00:35:10.160 Here's a lyric from Young Thug.
00:35:12.060 We caught that boy on 49th. 0.99
00:35:14.440 Here's some shit that happened, really. 0.99
00:35:16.740 Out the window of the Sentra hit mans with the 9mm. 0.99
00:35:19.780 Oh, my God.
00:35:21.440 First of all, great lyrics.
00:35:22.720 Okay, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:35:23.720 I made that whole story up.
00:35:24.760 No way.
00:35:25.120 Yes, I did.
00:35:25.840 I wrote the letter.
00:35:26.280 No way.
00:35:26.520 But hypothetically.
00:35:27.680 Dude.
00:35:28.180 But hypothetically. 1.00
00:35:29.480 Such an asshole. 1.00
00:35:30.580 Hypothetically, if that could happen. 1.00
00:35:32.860 But that's basically what we're looking at.
00:35:36.440 I literally thought that's what it was.
00:35:38.520 We caught that boy on 49th. 0.99
00:35:40.720 Here's some shit that happened, really. 0.99
00:35:42.820 Out the window of the censure. 1.00
00:35:44.700 Hit the mans with the 9 million.
00:35:47.740 Like, that's basically what's happening.
00:35:50.340 So, yo, if you say you murdered someone in a very specific manner and they're able to tie that back to a person that was murdered in a specific manner.
00:36:00.140 Yeah, man, I think your lyrics should probably be able to be used against you in a court of law.
00:36:04.700 Maybe don't do that.
00:36:05.940 They talk about this in the rap community all the time.
00:36:08.240 Don't self-snitch.
00:36:09.820 Don't self-snitch.
00:36:11.280 By the way, I don't know if Gunnar Young Thug even did this.
00:36:13.640 but let's they are starting to bring the their lyrics into the doc the court documents and
00:36:21.600 starting to use it against so we'll see what happens but a lot of entertaining stuff in
00:36:24.920 court the johnny deb amber heard trial wild is remarkable what's your favorite moment of that
00:36:29.260 trial i i'm pretty sure i saw her do cocaine no that's dude that was in court dude that was so
00:36:36.460 crazy is that what she was doing i mean i i'm never gonna place that judgment as if i'm all
00:36:41.520 knowing, but if you're going to hold a napkin
00:36:43.480 here, and they did actually a
00:36:45.480 cut, there's a video on YouTube where they show
00:36:47.440 the napkin, the tissue napkin. It never moved or something.
00:36:49.560 It never moved, and you see her
00:36:51.560 pull it out of her right here, where 0.96
00:36:53.440 she ties it, and then also when she blows, 1.00
00:36:55.940 bro, she stuck it up, and then
00:36:57.420 by the way, she wasn't sniffing
00:36:59.160 or playing with her nose before that moment.
00:37:01.880 So they caught her. What a dog. 1.00
00:37:03.960 Dog, but my favorite
00:37:05.140 moment wasn't the attorney
00:37:07.700 not being present.
00:37:09.620 Amber is attorney, I don't know where, 0.86
00:37:11.300 She probably got him off of a Groupon or something.
00:37:13.340 I don't know what happened.
00:37:14.800 But my favorite moment out of this whole entire court
00:37:17.420 is this girl's like talking and she's really into it.
00:37:20.640 She farts. 1.00
00:37:22.220 It goes, oh, that was fucking fake. 1.00
00:37:24.340 I saw that video. 0.99
00:37:25.480 It was not true.
00:37:26.340 That was true.
00:37:27.060 No, it wasn't.
00:37:27.500 That was true. 1.00
00:37:28.060 No, she didn't fucking fart. 1.00
00:37:29.200 That wasn't Amber that farted. 1.00
00:37:30.360 I saw it. 0.86
00:37:31.080 It was the girl.
00:37:31.680 And they added the sound effect into a line
00:37:33.440 before she said, oh, that was me.
00:37:35.520 Sorry.
00:37:36.660 It was fake.
00:37:37.440 It was on camera.
00:37:38.860 Bro, watch this.
00:37:39.800 It's on camera.
00:37:40.440 George just farted.
00:37:41.300 Did you fart?
00:37:42.520 It was on camera
00:37:43.160 Did you fart George?
00:37:44.160 We're on camera
00:37:44.780 Did you just fart?
00:37:45.500 Dude don't tell me my favorite moment was fake
00:37:47.220 It was fake
00:37:47.720 It was fake
00:37:48.200 But the moments that are also in that courtroom are good
00:37:52.980 Hold on
00:37:54.000 When he objects to himself
00:37:55.640 Objection
00:37:56.980 You're honestly
00:37:59.300 The only thing you bring to the table nowadays is that you're Logan Paul
00:38:03.500 That's it 1.00
00:38:04.200 Like you are a useless waste of existence 1.00
00:38:08.600 Like if it wasn't 1.00
00:38:10.180 If this wasn't called impulsive 0.90
00:38:11.780 I would roll you off the roof right now 1.00
00:38:13.820 To a final fucking ending 1.00
00:38:15.680 Because you are 1.00
00:38:16.580 You are useless 1.00
00:38:18.480 You are fucking useless 1.00
00:38:21.160 And you have nothing 1.00
00:38:22.280 You have no one to blame
00:38:23.320 I'm in the same rooms as you
00:38:25.020 As late as you are every night
00:38:26.660 And you
00:38:27.680 I don't know what it is 1.00
00:38:28.660 You're like a fucking lump of clay bro 1.00
00:38:31.320 Just unmolded 1.00
00:38:33.020 I don't know what it is
00:38:34.080 This age thing dude
00:38:35.520 Like I just don't handle the hangovers
00:38:37.080 Dude you're in your 20s 1.00
00:38:38.440 What the fuck are you saying 1.00
00:38:40.880 You know 1.00
00:38:41.260 You did stop taking all your doctor prescribed stuff
00:38:44.600 It's just so much
00:38:45.960 It's just such a regiment
00:38:47.180 What's the price of health you know
00:38:49.220 You pay a lot of money for health
00:38:51.760 And it ain't working
00:38:52.460 Because I'm not on my regiment
00:38:54.980 I'm a little unhealthy now
00:38:57.580 You look healthy
00:38:58.580 We were saying something
00:39:02.900 Oh the courtroom
00:39:03.820 So Amber here's my genuine question
00:39:06.520 Amber Heard
00:39:08.660 I don't
00:39:10.800 I don't actually know the
00:39:12.780 Details of the trial and the
00:39:14.780 Domestic violence aside
00:39:15.920 How do you come back from the whole world knowing that you 1.00
00:39:18.880 Shit on Johnny Depp's bed 1.00
00:39:20.140 Cause she's hot 1.00
00:39:22.780 I don't even know if she is hot 0.96
00:39:24.040 I wonder if he got pink eyes 0.99
00:39:25.320 It's weird that she did her makeup in the courtroom 1.00
00:39:30.300 She didn't wear makeup 1.00
00:39:31.960 Probably cause she wanted to play 0.97
00:39:34.880 She wanted to appear as non-threatening as possible.
00:39:39.980 No, distressed.
00:39:41.540 Oh, you think that's what it is? 1.00
00:39:43.060 She purposely bloated herself and made herself look pale like a zombie and shit. 1.00
00:39:46.720 I mean, she still looks beautiful. 1.00
00:39:48.300 I don't think she looks ugly.
00:39:49.660 Here's the thing, bro.
00:39:50.840 Every relationship has issues.
00:39:52.800 There are issues on a whole different level.
00:39:57.180 I just am proud of how Johnny handled it.
00:40:01.060 Hell yeah.
00:40:01.380 And I think we need to talk about that a little bit more.
00:40:03.740 Guys do get abused.
00:40:04.880 mentally and physically and we get laughed when you kind of talk about it the way he had his whole
00:40:09.680 career removed from him bro the way that his exes stood up for him his co-host stood up dude his
00:40:15.300 exes were like bro he wouldn't raise his voice at me let alone his therapist was like she wouldn't
00:40:19.260 let him talk like this man was being beat up mentally and she removed his life from him and
00:40:24.600 all he did is take it to court that is the most manly thing i've ever seen in my life i gotta say
00:40:29.120 this i think the biggest like uh learning from this more than anything else is be aware of the
00:40:39.980 liability that your potential partner is as soon as possible if you start to see red flags like yo 0.97
00:40:46.460 i really fuck with this girl or guy but they are a raving psychopath that is going to do you know 0.99
00:40:54.980 what i'm saying like that is gonna try that potentially could ruin my life down like brothers 1.00
00:40:59.480 always do something why don't you take your own advice listen i'm gonna try to be a dick but every 0.64
00:41:03.360 single uh uh woman you've brought to me and i god bless her i pray for all of them they will never 0.95
00:41:09.300 ever uh bring you up to a higher life of living they always will they're anchors well hold on a
00:41:15.240 second every single one of them not one my last my last my last ex-girlfriend got me two plus
00:41:21.900 million new subscribers on youtube okay and also logan for raised no no he only got me 300 000
00:41:28.820 brother so shut your god forsaken yap i did need her and i will add to this she also raised 0.98
00:41:36.040 my stock value it is true in a heavy fucking way it is true because now that you're broke 0.99
00:41:43.040 what have you learned no i'm not talking about financial stock george and also sorry 0.90
00:41:48.520 The subscriber count was running in tandem
00:41:51.960 So we can't really be sure which one
00:41:53.540 It just seemed to incrementally increase
00:41:56.180 At a higher rate
00:41:56.940 I don't care because I introduced you to a lot
00:41:59.560 100%
00:42:00.200 You gave me everything
00:42:01.300 100%
00:42:02.260 But more so
00:42:05.660 This is the blockchain brother
00:42:07.300 The transaction's there 0.88
00:42:08.540 I just want a girl that's going to make you love yourself more 0.97
00:42:12.180 So that way you can develop as a better man
00:42:14.300 Because there's moments where I catch you
00:42:15.920 And I'm like whoa 0.92
00:42:16.540 that version of mike could fucking slay a country by himself you're intelligent you're smart you're 0.97
00:42:22.840 confident but there's some women that put you on a pedestal that isn't rotating in the direction 1.00
00:42:27.760 that your life should be going why should a pedestal be rotating at all first of all heard 1.00
00:42:31.700 that analogy or were you too busy texting people if you are standing in a mall and there's some
00:42:37.840 sort of thing on display in the center in that way i could see why a pedestal would be rotating
00:42:43.100 Also, car pedestals, you know, like the car pedestals, they like rotate.
00:42:47.100 Also, here's another thing. 1.00
00:42:48.380 Fuck both of you guys. 1.00
00:42:49.400 That was a great analogy. 1.00
00:42:50.700 No, it's fine.
00:42:50.920 I don't know.
00:42:52.880 You just said a girl puts me on a pedestal that's rotating in a certain direction. 0.99
00:42:58.380 I know what you're fucking trying to say, George. 1.00
00:43:00.680 You pick terrible women. 1.00
00:43:02.600 George, they're beautiful. 1.00
00:43:04.300 They are beautiful.
00:43:05.280 George.
00:43:05.860 But beauty can only go a certain way. 0.96
00:43:07.560 And this is why I talk to young women and I say, yo, beauty doesn't last forever.
00:43:11.580 your brain does right so like if you're gonna live a long healthy life and you're investing in
00:43:15.900 a stock that's going to end at a certain age and then that time is gonna you put all your value
00:43:21.220 into it and now it's nothing and for the rest of your life you're left with nothing you're being
00:43:25.040 very critical critical so i'd like who's critical and you're i just want to say this i'd like to
00:43:29.500 know what you think of my picks of women i i've told you i love your picture women oh i have text 1.00
00:43:35.200 messages where i said every single girl you i don't want to list them because you're a slut 1.00
00:43:38.520 but there's a lot of women that you've brought around 1.00
00:43:40.960 and I've loved every single one of them 1.00
00:43:42.380 recently you left one where Belle 0.97
00:43:44.780 was like I think that one he fucked up on 0.97
00:43:46.700 she was a good one but 0.93
00:43:48.340 this is a learning lesson also you need to
00:43:50.860 learn kind of
00:43:52.540 to love your friends first before you start loving
00:43:54.580 women around you
00:43:55.360 I'll second that 0.99
00:43:57.240 I gotta say this one more time
00:44:01.880 you're
00:44:02.320 you like to say
00:44:04.720 I told you this last night
00:44:06.320 you like to speak in heavy absolutes
00:44:08.500 But it is an absolute 1.00
00:44:11.120 Give me one girl 1.00
00:44:12.260 Give me one girl you brought around us
00:44:13.760 George let me speak 1.00
00:44:15.540 I don't bring girls around 1.00
00:44:17.660 I do one nights 1.00
00:44:18.980 That's it
00:44:19.760 You've never met a girl from me besides my ex
00:44:21.960 That I've ever said yo I have interest in this girl
00:44:23.620 Ever
00:44:23.900 It's never happened
00:44:24.800 True
00:44:25.060 Okay so let me just say this
00:44:26.460 Oh so you don't want a relationship
00:44:27.560 George 0.99
00:44:28.780 What beautiful helpful woman
00:44:33.400 That instills the love of Christ 1.00
00:44:36.460 Is looking for a family
00:44:38.160 will teach me from a scholarly and learnings
00:44:41.840 and morality standpoint.
00:44:44.300 Stop.
00:44:44.900 Sorry. 1.00
00:44:45.560 Do you think that this sick, deranged motherfucker deserves? 1.00
00:44:51.900 I am around wild motherfuckers, 1.00
00:44:54.120 and I am the wildest. 0.99
00:44:56.140 George, I promise you.
00:44:57.600 I get it.
00:44:58.020 They will come when I fix myself at least 1%.
00:45:00.640 Stop. 0.98
00:45:01.300 I am not fucking done. 0.97
00:45:04.700 The last girl I dated was very helpful. 0.94
00:45:08.160 was very and these fire alarms are fitting for this because i almost got picked up by an ambulance
00:45:14.340 multiple times and this relay stop was very nice was very uplifting on my bad days told me that
00:45:20.640 things were going to be better pushed me gave me confidence instilled that stuff in me unfortunately
00:45:25.380 there was a little amber herd situation going on there brother so things happen yeah i know that
00:45:30.880 but when i'm trying to one girl and you named no but you but you brought it from no because she's
00:45:35.940 not a bad girl she's not a bad girl but she dude we can't even talk about the things that she did 0.95
00:45:39.820 to you so what the fuck are we gonna do here you're giving me a double-edged sword that i can't use 0.97
00:45:43.620 we could use the evidence if you'd like but here's what i want to get to this is what i want to get 0.98
00:45:47.720 to one i'm not trying to disrespect you i'm trying to let you know that you're settling
00:45:50.660 you're living this life that you want and it's high rewards for now but i'm telling you there's
00:45:55.820 gonna be a day and you're gonna you're gonna laugh at me now and everybody in the conversation 1.00
00:45:59.640 oh fuck this guy's such a pussy go have fun no they're not they're the audience loves you so 1.00
00:46:04.140 But here's what I want to say. 1.00
00:46:05.520 There's moments where we're having that's off-camera, it's not entertainment. 0.95
00:46:08.680 You're a fucking solid dude, and any girl is lucky to have you in their life. 0.97
00:46:13.200 But if you don't show those qualities, the good women that have great qualities are not going to come to you, bro. 0.99
00:46:18.580 Because all you do is project, oh, it was in the bathroom.
00:46:20.960 No, but George, that's what I'm trying to say.
00:46:23.000 No, but that's what I'm trying to say. 1.00
00:46:23.900 He finished me to complete shit. 0.99
00:46:25.640 Like, dude, how is a girl going to go home, read John chapter 8, and be like, you know what? 0.99
00:46:30.080 I really want that guy.
00:46:31.360 George, I have content to create. 1.00
00:46:34.140 I don't have time for your shit 0.99
00:46:36.380 We have a show to run 0.99
00:46:38.160 That is not based on John 316 0.97
00:46:40.620 Motherfucker 1.00
00:46:41.520 It is based on bathroom blowjobs 1.00
00:46:44.160 Okay 0.99
00:46:44.800 So take your moral high ground 1.00
00:46:47.280 And shut up your fucking ass 1.00
00:46:49.180 Okay well I love you and I'm here for you 1.00
00:46:52.580 But you're right 0.98
00:46:53.360 And I don't know where the fucking road leads for me 0.97
00:46:57.220 But I hope that there's 0.96
00:46:59.100 Many more subscribers
00:47:00.720 Views and dollars attached to it 1.00
00:47:03.740 yeah or happy health now fuck that shit i'm just kidding i'm kidding george yes you're right about 0.99
00:47:10.020 all of that i need therapy i need more god i need a lot of things in my life but right now 1.00
00:47:15.840 this show my show my homies building drink companies 99s i gotta facilitate this and that
00:47:24.080 i just don't have time for bible i love the bible and i love jesus i don't have time for like the
00:47:30.720 whole thing maybe i never will have time george maybe you'll see me 55 at the club with a sign
00:47:36.020 that comes out that says mike's aging that's what the signs who knows george i don't write
00:47:41.460 the script here it's brought upon me by god almighty five second little thing before we move
00:47:46.480 on why are we moving on where are we going oh yeah so i'm not sure because i thought you guys
00:47:49.220 getting tired of me like no no no so here's the thing i thought the same way bro i really did i
00:47:53.700 thought if i get a relationship that everything's gonna slow down that happens when you have the
00:47:56.820 wrong woman when you have the right woman bro go look at my life and how it shot up when bell 0.99
00:48:02.100 entered you know why no because i loved her so much that i go okay i gotta start fucking getting 0.97
00:48:06.900 shit done so that this life could be great together and you know what she did she added 0.91
00:48:11.740 to it but you're a normal physically spiritually when the right person let me tell you something 0.99
00:48:17.000 a good woman is the spine of a family do you hear what you just said a good woman is the spine of a
00:48:22.380 family do you know what I was doing at 16 years old heroin like what do you you I have this
00:48:28.700 conversation with people all the time when they're like oh I was trying to explain it to her and she
00:48:33.240 came back with this and I say the following stop trying to apply logic to an illogical situation
00:48:40.580 thank you for your morality advice and for you and once again you're right you are 100% right
00:48:49.360 George but guess what the entourage show was not written about a family in
00:48:55.240 Oklahoma kids who went to Bible study on Sundays I love the Bible and I love
00:49:02.120 Jesus I know what you're thinking Tuscaloosa is not made for us all right
00:49:10.120 yeah Tuscaloosa we love it why don't you get a wild girl that's like you but
00:49:14.120 also would just be for you and build you there's a wild girl out there that's I 1.00
00:49:16.960 I found one. I'm in love with her right now. 1.00
00:49:18.080 I love bathroom sex and blowjobs, and I really- 1.00
00:49:20.700 Yes, she does. 0.99
00:49:21.660 The one I'm in love with right now does, just not with me. 1.00
00:49:31.200 I can't tell those jokes with a family, motherfucker. 1.00
00:49:34.200 Get panty his face. Panty his face. 1.00
00:49:35.980 No, no, no, clean it. Panty his face. Panty his face. 1.00
00:49:39.040 How did you spit on yourself and land on your own face, bro? 0.96
00:49:42.260 It's a beard, George. Try getting one.
00:49:44.740 I came out the womb with one. 0.99
00:49:46.380 what are you fucking talking about my mother had to nair my face in the third grade because i was 0.99
00:49:51.040 too young to use a fucking shaver are you serious swear on everything i love i came home and i go 0.99
00:49:56.140 mom i'm tired of them calling me pablo because i just had a mustache and she goes son she goes 0.99
00:50:01.280 they're just jealous because you're a real man i go but i'm in the second grade and then she's like
00:50:05.300 okay so we went home we passed the shavers i was like mom and she's like no you're gonna need this 0.99
00:50:09.540 and we put fucking nair on and it worked the first time second time i tried to do it myself i fucking 0.94
00:50:14.500 burned so i just look like pablo who shaved and had like a tan line here for like three weeks bro 0.98
00:50:21.920 and by the way i'm fucking picture day and i have that picture i'll show it to you guys can i tell 0.99
00:50:27.220 you something i get curious sometimes how many because of our absolute mental moron nature moronic 0.97
00:50:37.140 nature of our brains how many stories get retold on this show he i promise you he told that exact 0.95
00:50:42.860 same story and everyone in the audience was just cracking up like it was i've heard that i'll find 0.91
00:50:48.500 the fucking clip i think i told you in person i think i was just like venting to you all right 0.88
00:50:52.380 listen this is why this show is great three completely opposing viewpoints 0.99
00:50:57.460 polar opposites on all sides george i love you you are necessary and as long as you don't assault
00:51:06.100 a team member you will be on the show forever i would never assault you guys guys the island
00:51:09.740 boys trying to fight me on the podcast and i would never touch them let alone you i just said that
00:51:14.760 because you guys you guys get rowdy and you throw stale chairs at each other so i was like i'll i'll
00:51:18.980 say some reckless things to be part of you want to hear something reckless a stranger stuck her 0.99
00:51:23.660 entire finger in my asshole the other day what a part that that was fucking amazing 1.00
00:51:30.000 mike got his first colonoscopy prostate exam that's what that's what i meant oh so this 1.00
00:51:36.140 wasn't sex based i i thought it might have been and i went and i got an std check completely clear
00:51:41.180 by the way more than happy to can we get the results on the screen caleb is that cool that's
00:51:45.060 pretty fucking right here is my gonorrhea and chlamydia results i actually got tested twice
00:51:48.860 we'll get both on the screen at the same time that's completely negative non-detection uh so 0.96
00:51:54.060 i went and she was like well you're you're clean i mean and because i've been having this pain in
00:51:58.280 my nuts and i thought it might be related to the test i thought it might be who knows right
00:52:02.920 she goes let me have you ever had a prostate exam before and i was like 1.00
00:52:08.060 not in a doctor's office yeah exactly but but but uh i i'm here for it she was like i want to 1.00
00:52:18.060 check out your prostate because i think you might have a uh an infection like a bacterial 1.00
00:52:21.860 infection in your butthole well in your prostate did you so she's like so she's like what what 1.00
00:52:29.980 Basically, what I need to do is I need to milk your prostate. 1.00
00:52:34.340 That's what they call it. 0.99
00:52:35.000 Oh, bro.
00:52:35.460 Hold on.
00:52:35.980 I can't do this story, bro.
00:52:37.860 Wait.
00:52:38.120 What do you mean milk?
00:52:38.640 I can't.
00:52:39.060 Well, that's just what it's called.
00:52:40.140 No, no.
00:52:40.160 How do you do it?
00:52:40.760 You just a finger?
00:52:41.440 No.
00:52:41.780 I'll just give you.
00:52:42.340 Forget the terminology.
00:52:44.180 So she told me to lay sideways on the bed and put my knees to my elbows.
00:52:50.140 Oh, my God.
00:52:50.860 Oh, my God.
00:52:51.860 Sideways.
00:52:52.380 Child's pose?
00:52:52.740 Like this.
00:52:53.600 And she was like, listen.
00:52:55.760 There's a good chance that you'll pass out from this. 1.00
00:52:59.460 Shut up. 1.00
00:52:59.620 That's what she said 1.00
00:53:00.260 I said lady listen
00:53:01.300 I am made of iron 1.00
00:53:04.640 Ah fuck 1.00
00:53:07.660 She had done it so many times 1.00
00:53:10.360 That she knew to just fucking do it 1.00
00:53:11.800 Oh my god 0.99
00:53:13.520 And I'm talking like
00:53:14.780 Not to get graphic but to the back wall
00:53:17.720 Like all the way
00:53:18.880 He called me after he goes dude I can't believe how far they go
00:53:21.660 Like what if she's a doctor with long fingers
00:53:24.940 And it's not slow
00:53:26.040 And it's not slow
00:53:28.560 Whole finger
00:53:29.180 They go like this
00:53:29.980 They go
00:53:30.260 Pow 0.54
00:53:31.240 So why I don't like butt stuff 0.70
00:53:34.260 And a story that I may have told
00:53:35.860 On this podcast before
00:53:36.940 I had this done to me
00:53:38.460 When I was 12
00:53:39.280 I got a skull fracture
00:53:40.700 7mm skull fracture
00:53:41.860 I have a plate in my head now
00:53:43.300 Because of it
00:53:43.900 And while I was
00:53:45.280 At the doctor's office
00:53:46.300 I don't know
00:53:47.640 What test they needed to do
00:53:49.460 That involved like 1.00
00:53:50.400 Fingering my fucking 1.00
00:53:51.320 12 year old 1.00
00:53:51.940 I was about to say
00:53:52.780 We've got a pediatrician
00:53:53.900 Are you going to
00:53:54.680 He comes out of the room
00:53:55.780 And they go
00:53:56.220 Did anyone just see
00:53:57.180 That random man
00:53:58.020 who snuck into the hospital he got a code for emergency in 312 who was that guy i'm sitting 0.98
00:54:04.560 there unconscious you know i just broke my fucking skull concussions out the wazoo on like three sides 0.98
00:54:09.320 of my head just tragedy and all of a sudden i feel this pain in my butt and i lunge across the bed 0.99
00:54:16.320 like fully like back from the dead i'm like oh what the fuck was that and my papa flipped on 0.93
00:54:24.700 this doctor so i have ptsd in general i think from that it's why i'm not like cool with all 1.00
00:54:29.240 the butt play stuff but my dad flipped on this doctor you can imagine greg hey motherfucker 0.99
00:54:36.200 would you like if i stuck my finger up your ass right now because i went like you know like the 0.99
00:54:40.800 like cleveland hospital it's a medical thing but he didn't tell me or anyone and also why 0.99
00:54:47.540 why no but that is no because they use the right ever figure out why i i think we had to be had to
00:54:54.260 be some sort of internal bleeding but um just not not with all that you know my mom my mom told me
00:55:01.460 that the anus is an exit and not an entrance and that's not something a mother should be telling
00:55:07.840 her son not these days well that's what i'm a little hypocritical so my mom traumatized me when 0.53
00:55:13.400 i was a kid she goes oh man i was gonna get mad bob don't listen to this part my mom looked at me
00:55:18.740 i was growing up and being like an adult i was talking about my girlfriend and she just
00:55:21.980 Bro 0.98
00:55:22.720 Fucking ruined my life 1.00
00:55:24.700 By turning to me 1.00
00:55:25.640 While holding the bible 0.70
00:55:26.780 And she goes
00:55:27.240 Remember Georgie
00:55:28.200 The mouth is only made 0.63
00:55:29.700 For worshipping 0.98
00:55:30.720 I was just like
00:55:33.580 Why would you tell me 0.98
00:55:36.280 Damn 1.00
00:55:36.640 She's boring as hell 1.00
00:55:38.160 Yeah but also 1.00
00:55:39.160 No no
00:55:39.660 I hope so
00:55:41.580 Or 1.00
00:55:41.860 Fucking my dad 1.00
00:55:43.220 Has a boring life 1.00
00:55:44.040 Yeah 0.77
00:55:44.500 That's my mother 0.99
00:55:45.460 What's wrong with you bro 1.00
00:55:46.180 You're fucked up 1.00
00:55:46.940 Yeah I'm really fucked up 1.00
00:55:47.980 I need a therapist 0.99
00:55:48.720 Might get one 1.00
00:55:49.400 And then send them to me
00:55:50.180 No but she is right
00:55:51.620 You can borrow mine 0.98
00:55:52.420 You don't talk to yours
00:55:53.800 She is right though by the way 1.00
00:55:57.700 It's just some of these girls
00:55:58.880 Will really 1.00
00:55:59.340 Stop it
00:56:00.220 Stop it
00:56:00.680 Okay
00:56:00.900 Worshipping something dude
00:56:04.440 Yep
00:56:04.680 That is so bad bro
00:56:07.020 Sometimes twice at night
00:56:08.400 And twice in the morning
00:56:09.380 I hate famous functions
00:56:10.900 That's an inside joke
00:56:13.820 Oh was it?
00:56:17.540 Was it an inside joke?
00:56:18.760 I don't like famous functions
00:56:20.100 Famous functions?
00:56:21.340 I've been realizing more and more lately.
00:56:23.240 That is the most cap I've ever heard.
00:56:25.100 No, no, no.
00:56:25.540 Mike Malak does not like famous functions.
00:56:29.780 Let me explain.
00:56:30.400 What, you don't like burgers either? 0.99
00:56:31.720 You don't like porn stars?
00:56:33.380 You don't like heroin? 0.81
00:56:35.920 Let me just explain further.
00:56:37.620 Let me put a little bit more specifics on it.
00:56:40.700 I don't like the ones where there's a red carpet, a suit,
00:56:44.320 like people are in suits, and it's very like,
00:56:47.640 you know the person that they have the trays
00:56:49.500 with, like, a little meatball on a toothpick and you, like, take it.
00:56:53.920 Oh, yeah.
00:56:54.220 What do they call the soirees or galas, right?
00:56:57.720 Like, that kind of stuff.
00:56:58.440 I just don't like them because, now, you're very good at them. 0.98
00:57:03.920 And you walk around and you, like, hobnob. 1.00
00:57:07.220 And it's, like, you know, there's only so long I could stand with this crowd
00:57:10.580 and watch billionaire after billionaire come up to you and be, like,
00:57:13.400 saw the fight with Tyron Woodley, really enjoyable. 0.98
00:57:16.500 Before, I'm just, like, why are we fucking here? 1.00
00:57:18.580 We don't need these motherfuckers 1.00
00:57:20.560 And this isn't Jake Paul 1.00
00:57:21.920 How long do we have to
00:57:23.720 But you always find 1.00
00:57:26.000 Oh that girl over there she's a supermodel 1.00
00:57:28.400 I'm like yeah she's 7 feet 6 bro 1.00
00:57:30.560 Go enjoy 0.99
00:57:31.820 Go talk about PETA and fucking UNICEF 1.00
00:57:34.880 For the rest of the night 1.00
00:57:36.020 I'm going to the fucking club with Tav and Keefa 1.00
00:57:38.880 To a basement 1.00
00:57:40.360 To dwell in a basement with my train spotting t-shirt 1.00
00:57:43.320 Have fun motherfucker 1.00
00:57:45.060 I'm out 0.99
00:57:45.520 Which is what happened last night
00:57:47.340 He'll just hobnob
00:57:49.100 This kid could hobnob
00:57:50.340 It's because he's got the clothes for it
00:57:52.060 I don't have hobnob 1.00
00:57:53.700 I'm not kidding 1.00
00:57:54.780 I'm not kidding
00:57:55.360 I put on this shirt
00:57:56.740 And I went
00:57:57.420 Oh I'm on
00:57:58.600 I knew it
00:58:00.000 I knew it
00:58:00.740 Dude you wear the right outfit
00:58:01.780 And it gets your confidence up
00:58:02.860 Oh super super up
00:58:04.180 Swear to god
00:58:04.780 This shirt is so silky
00:58:06.340 It's just no matter how high his confidence goes
00:58:08.560 It's always offset
00:58:09.700 When someone comes up to him
00:58:10.800 And they're like
00:58:11.100 That time we were on the boat 0.99
00:58:12.360 Talking about the fucking 0.99
00:58:13.680 Ben Askren fight man 1.00
00:58:15.280 Like that was great
00:58:16.200 Yeah
00:58:16.720 This guy came up to me
00:58:18.320 He goes
00:58:18.940 You know I'm a good friend
00:58:20.740 You were on my boat
00:58:21.520 Like yo dawg 0.99
00:58:23.040 I don't fucking know you 0.98
00:58:24.460 It's always weird 0.99
00:58:25.320 When somebody else tells you
00:58:26.300 That they're a good friend
00:58:27.120 Dude we're good friends
00:58:28.340 It's confusing to me
00:58:29.560 If you
00:58:29.880 So obviously it was Jake
00:58:31.420 On his boat
00:58:32.000 But if you spent the whole day
00:58:34.540 With my brother on your boat
00:58:35.620 The guy that's tatted up
00:58:37.460 And has a beard down to here
00:58:38.640 It looks like that thing
00:58:41.060 In the basement of the Goonies
00:58:42.140 Sloth 1.00
00:58:43.580 You fucking know 1.00
00:58:44.440 That wasn't me 1.00
00:58:45.940 Baby Ruth!
00:58:49.940 He does not look like that.
00:58:51.940 Well, he's on his way and keeps up his boxing career.
00:58:53.940 Horizontally expanding.
00:58:55.940 He went like this for his boxing career and it's going pretty well.
00:58:58.940 He's won every fight he's done.
00:58:59.940 And he made like $40 million last year.
00:59:02.940 Doesn't matter, he put it all in crypto.
00:59:06.940 There will be no more pride bottles by the time I'm done.
00:59:10.940 Dude, I'm so proud of Jake. He's crushing it.
00:59:13.940 useless i mean it's like there's one brother and then there's the polar opposite 1.00
00:59:18.340 one absolutely winning at everything the other is just a blivet of a human just a fucking 1.00
00:59:25.480 bloated moron just put him out of his misery get it over with dude let the one brother excel 1.00
00:59:33.440 everybody thinks you're him anyways just let him fucking go just let him go just fucking give up 1.00
00:59:40.540 brother it's over it's a wrap you are luna you are luna it's over 0.99
00:59:47.340 hey man are you good no and by the way this sound guy is fantastic yeah this you are so good
01:00:00.440 i noticed you're so good can you zoom to him every time every time we scream he he turns
01:00:05.920 the levels down
01:00:06.660 and we haven't peaked
01:00:07.800 once
01:00:08.200 can you pan to him
01:00:08.860 yo hire this guy
01:00:10.160 and by the way 0.99
01:00:12.060 great fucking beard 1.00
01:00:13.180 not to mention 1.00
01:00:14.260 he also had gum
01:00:15.300 when I asked
01:00:16.540 who had gum
01:00:17.180 and out of everybody here
01:00:18.280 there's 30 people 0.99
01:00:19.260 he had fucking gum 0.99
01:00:20.260 I actually enjoyed 1.00
01:00:21.080 we had a pizza together
01:00:22.140 and I enjoyed our conversation
01:00:23.180 we really like you man
01:00:24.260 I was gonna whisper
01:00:25.560 New York
01:00:26.140 we got good people here
01:00:26.920 yeah the best people in the world
01:00:27.960 I was gonna whisper
01:00:29.200 I was gonna whisper
01:00:30.080 make a Zach Galifianakis joke 0.89
01:00:31.440 cause he kinda looks like him
01:00:32.240 but I forgot
01:00:32.940 he's a sound guy
01:00:33.620 so he can hear everything I'm saying
01:00:35.100 But we have a hate
01:00:36.580 I'm the only one here
01:00:37.200 Who didn't hear what you were saying
01:00:38.200 I don't have headphones
01:00:39.780 What's your problem?
01:00:43.140 I don't know
01:00:43.560 I realize I am a problem
01:00:44.740 I am
01:00:45.340 No you're the greatest thing
01:00:46.220 That ever happened
01:00:46.720 You know
01:00:47.280 We have a hate-hate relationship
01:00:48.760 With our sound guys
01:00:49.580 So this feels weird
01:00:50.440 We've almost killed
01:00:52.900 Every sound guy
01:00:53.580 We've ever worked with
01:00:54.360 There is something about New York
01:00:55.800 That just breeds
01:00:56.480 Professionality 1.00
01:00:57.480 And fucking just 1.00
01:00:59.300 The people here 0.99
01:01:00.440 Are built different
01:01:00.960 I met Jeff's family's
01:01:02.980 Little kids
01:01:04.080 Yeah 0.93
01:01:04.340 like three and fucking four and i walked wings no they were like brothers i met his family's 0.81
01:01:11.840 little kids yeah yeah they're like his brothers it was jeff's brothers and he his he had kids 0.81
01:01:17.520 that are brothers right little like little kids that are related in some way and i went up to
01:01:22.440 him and i was like dude listen they were looking at me like this they were just kids bro and they
01:01:28.060 were like jeff's like you gotta meet them and i went up to him and i was like listen
01:01:30.580 never discount the luxury that is being from this tri-state i said you're gonna meet a lot 1.00
01:01:38.900 of pussies in your fucking life if you leave this tri-state you will win you will annihilate 1.00
01:01:44.880 everyone undeniably because you are from here that's what you told the five literally no they 1.00
01:01:50.360 were like three bro they were looking at me like their head was gonna explode i was like you want
01:01:54.180 to win i go get out of here go to california they move in slow motion buddy i go you'll win
01:01:59.200 On levels you can never believe
01:02:00.820 Simply because of where you're from
01:02:03.060 He's like
01:02:03.460 He's looking at you like this
01:02:04.940 Okay
01:02:06.640 I just want a grilled cheese
01:02:08.300 You know what I told him?
01:02:10.520 What?
01:02:11.000 I said
01:02:11.420 Because he got that new cousin 0.66
01:02:12.720 Jeff had his baby
01:02:13.780 Liv
01:02:14.140 I go 0.94
01:02:14.920 Yo you got a brand new baby cousin 1.00
01:02:16.320 Liv
01:02:17.240 And he's like yeah
01:02:18.080 And I go 1.00
01:02:18.780 She's kind of a bitch huh? 1.00
01:02:21.440 She's like one 1.00
01:02:22.380 Yeah well 0.56
01:02:23.200 Bro she doesn't 0.87
01:02:24.640 Like Jeff puts her on FaceTime
01:02:26.400 And she's like kind of
01:02:27.120 Like sour towards me sometimes
01:02:28.980 What does she say?
01:02:29.760 She goes, Logan.
01:02:32.620 And she also says, this one's funny.
01:02:34.440 She goes, jump off the top rope.
01:02:38.160 She goes, jump off the top rope. 0.99
01:02:38.960 Sounds like she's a fan.
01:02:39.960 It's weird to hear you, you know, shaming her.
01:02:42.160 I was being facetious.
01:02:43.160 It's weird that you guys talk to children like this.
01:02:44.580 I was being facetious.
01:02:45.880 It's very funny to me to talk to children exactly like you talk to families.
01:02:50.660 Yeah, 100%.
01:02:51.500 I agree completely.
01:02:52.680 It's so funny.
01:02:53.440 They sit there and they try to, like, figure it out.
01:02:55.440 You're like, what is happening?
01:02:57.800 I love it. 1.00
01:02:58.580 By the way, when I gave that advice, the dad looked at me, he was like, you're fucking 0.98
01:03:01.720 A-fucking-right, man. 0.98
01:03:03.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96
01:03:04.460 You're 100% right, brother. 0.96
01:03:06.200 A-fucking-right. 0.99
01:03:07.180 You know, occasionally, I'll fucking slip up. 0.99
01:03:09.460 It's rare. 0.99
01:03:10.120 Yeah, you're fucking A-fucking-right. 0.99
01:03:11.060 It's A-fucking-right, man. 0.99
01:03:13.740 We talk a lot of, just some real value. 0.66
01:03:16.960 Are we, what are we on time?
01:03:19.100 Don't, why do you do that?
01:03:20.680 How are we on time? 0.99
01:03:21.500 You shook your head like it was the shittiest thing I ever fucking asked you. 0.99
01:03:24.300 He goes like that, I go, how are we on time? 1.00
01:03:26.160 Like, who gives a fuck? 1.00
01:03:27.240 Just end it. 1.00
01:03:27.800 No one cares. 1.00
01:03:28.580 You made me feel like such a piece of shit 1.00
01:03:32.280 Like I asked you 1.00
01:03:33.800 Some fucked up questions 0.99
01:03:35.160 He's not lying 0.98
01:03:36.820 Because even I was like
01:03:38.160 I didn't get that vibe
01:03:40.600 This podcast is incredible
01:03:42.560 He was just like
01:03:44.060 Oh the vibe from him
01:03:45.940 So I want to add a little bit of value
01:03:50.200 For the people that are still around
01:03:51.220 I was thinking about this today
01:03:52.940 We talk about a lot of big projects
01:03:56.760 On this show
01:03:57.220 Mostly because of you 0.68
01:03:58.420 you're useless on the show but outside of this show you're incredible prime boxing 99 originals 0.99
01:04:05.060 you do a lot of liquid marketplace liquid marketplace you do a lot of big shit 0.98
01:04:09.220 and i think that the audience watching this and a lot of the the younger guys watch it and they 0.89
01:04:15.020 think to themselves i'm so far away from what he's doing or from what mike's doing or from what
01:04:22.180 george is doing and that that can be demotivating and i was thinking about this today and i was
01:04:28.400 was like the base that we built silently and the time that we spent building that base is what
01:04:38.600 allows us to make the plays that we make now that daily grind that vlogging that vining that
01:04:47.380 building of your brand that at points was silent or unliked or or you know not respected as much
01:04:54.480 as it could have been was what allowed you to do everything that you do now and so i just thought
01:05:02.240 of this message for the audience of people doing something that they don't exactly want to be doing
01:05:06.600 right now or or aren't fulfilling their passion or their exact desire to stay the course because
01:05:14.020 when you build a base or what i like to consider a fortress from which you can fight from and where
01:05:19.360 you have room to retreat both financially and and and by way of feeling accomplished and proud of
01:05:25.220 yourself that's a very good feeling and that is what allows you to do the things that you dream
01:05:31.020 of doing yeah yeah and it takes a while too it does it takes a long time any real success unless
01:05:37.800 you win the lottery takes like count on it planning or taking a decade we were just at
01:05:42.960 daniel r sham studio the artist right before we came here it was nice enough to invite us to a
01:05:47.520 studio finally got to meet him and the guy's one of the most talented artists i think alive right
01:05:52.240 now he's he's absolutely incredible and and he's showing us around his studio and you know 15
01:05:58.380 employees that are there he's got a bunch working remotely just and and these sculptures and art
01:06:03.000 that are so beautiful and you know he he's in fashion and he's a creative director for the
01:06:08.600 cleveland cavaliers he's making sick business plays and um going to art shows and i asked him
01:06:13.740 I'm like, dude, like how your infrastructure is absurd.
01:06:16.300 Like, what is the team?
01:06:17.000 And I'm just, you know, picking his brain.
01:06:18.180 And he goes, dude, you have to remember I've had, I've been in the studio for 10 years.
01:06:22.640 He goes, I've been doing this for a long time.
01:06:25.760 And even for me, it was a wake up call.
01:06:27.780 Cause I was asking him about, again, full circle, putting some actual real infrastructure
01:06:33.440 around this team.
01:06:34.160 We are way too skinny.
01:06:35.460 And, um, it just takes a long time to, to build the right team, the right people, and
01:06:41.020 then accomplish the thing that you want to do if you're not already great at it like sometimes that
01:06:48.020 takes a lot of time too like you got to work towards your craft dude i've i've been a um
01:06:53.080 little stale on camera like for a majority of my life look at look at the one interview of me um
01:06:59.260 going to the wrestling state premieres like logan paul goes to wrestling state like watch watch me
01:07:04.840 on camera like i was not comfortable on camera but then i just started doing it over and over 0.96
01:07:08.780 and over again now it's been a decade plus and like this shit is breezy to me automatic but it
01:07:12.620 took forever that's a great that's a great note because how many people you come across especially 0.96
01:07:17.140 in this day and age where the ability to create digital content is like kind of table stakes to
01:07:22.300 get into the space and even in even in business situations or or or whatever it is that you do
01:07:27.300 for a living the ability to create content around that is such an important aspect of just like
01:07:32.080 being successful and every person you talk to or 98 of them it always comes back to i remember the
01:07:39.240 first time i made a video and i was so uncomfortable and i felt like that for the first three years of
01:07:44.540 making videos but now it's like second nature to me yeah you know what i'm saying and that's such
01:07:48.760 an important learning lesson because people don't want to see themselves on camera people watching
01:07:52.620 the show right now dread the idea of hearing their voice back do you remember hearing your voice back
01:07:57.540 I'm not even talking about any craft, dude.
01:08:00.660 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:01.140 Unless you're a prodigy or inherently good at a thing,
01:08:06.180 plan on it taking three to five to ten years before you feel comfortable.
01:08:12.580 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:13.160 Just comfortable.
01:08:14.080 Yeah.
01:08:15.460 That's all I got, dude.
01:08:16.880 Look back to our first podcast.
01:08:19.340 Yeah, no joke.
01:08:21.200 Look back at our first podcast.
01:08:21.760 All of us.
01:08:22.460 I ran out.
01:08:23.540 You stayed in there, but we were all feeling it at first.
01:08:26.180 You know what I'm saying?
01:08:26.600 I'm like, how do we do this?
01:08:27.680 How do we do this?
01:08:28.740 And now look at us.
01:08:29.400 The number one podcast in the world
01:08:30.540 just acquired by Spotify.
01:08:33.620 Wait, what?
01:08:34.520 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00
01:08:35.200 Fuck. 1.00
01:08:35.820 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:08:36.420 I thought that's how you dropped the news on me.
01:08:37.680 I was like, really?
01:08:38.520 No, no. 1.00
01:08:39.120 That's fucked up. 0.99
01:08:39.880 Nah, it'll probably be some negotiation. 0.99
01:08:41.220 Did they pass?
01:08:42.440 Did they pass?
01:08:44.260 Like a test?
01:08:45.580 Yeah, did they pass on us?
01:08:46.980 No. 0.98
01:08:47.240 George, we're the number one fucking podcast in the world. 0.98
01:08:51.800 I sat at the WWE, the executive chair office with Vince McMahon and co. 0.99
01:08:56.940 The other day, looked at him straight in the fucking eyes and said, I am the host of the number one podcast in the world, Vince. 0.98
01:09:06.100 What did he say? 0.99
01:09:07.380 Nothing.
01:09:09.020 It's just weird that that's still.
01:09:10.500 But I lied to Vince McMahon.
01:09:12.160 No, we are the number one.
01:09:13.380 We are.
01:09:13.800 We are.
01:09:14.300 We really are.
01:09:15.480 And that's why I'm saying it.
01:09:17.260 That's why I'm saying it.
01:09:18.580 By sentiment.
01:09:19.880 By sentiment.
01:09:20.500 you know
01:09:21.300 I just
01:09:21.840 we are dude
01:09:22.740 Joe Rogan's great
01:09:23.600 Caller Daddy's great 1.00
01:09:24.580 Milk Boys are great
01:09:25.780 we're the number one
01:09:27.460 podcast in the world
01:09:28.140 thank you guys for listening
01:09:29.400 to this episode of
01:09:30.060 Impulsive
01:09:30.400 number one podcast
01:09:31.220 in the world
01:09:31.600 we love you
01:09:32.520 hit that subscribe button
01:09:33.860 hopefully next time
01:09:35.000 I see y'all
01:09:35.440 I'll be in better shape
01:09:36.200 alright
01:09:36.800 maybe I'll see you 0.94
01:09:37.680 at a bathroom
01:09:38.180 at a party or something
01:09:39.600 whatever
01:09:40.360 are we done?
01:09:50.500 Lisa, tell them about our new show.
01:09:53.320 We have a new podcast.
01:09:54.740 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
01:09:55.880 I'm Lexi Iwanu.
01:09:57.380 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
01:10:01.460 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,
01:10:03.620 which means we have wildly different references,
01:10:05.860 occasionally different opinions.
01:10:07.200 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
01:10:10.040 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,
01:10:12.980 Good Taste is my business.
01:10:15.180 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
01:10:18.060 or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:10:20.500 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.
01:10:27.640 The true crime comedy podcast, all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.
01:10:32.040 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.
01:10:33.940 Ooh, I scammed them.
01:10:35.120 What?
01:10:35.580 I could talk to you for an hour.
01:10:37.100 You're a generational yapper, like me.
01:10:39.120 That's why I had to make yapping a job.
01:10:40.880 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.
01:10:44.400 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:10:50.500 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman, Angela Jaritana, Jeremy Culhane, Patrick McDonald, and we're
01:10:56.720 the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast, the Improvised Character
01:11:01.140 Comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.
01:11:06.040 Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants.
01:11:09.100 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
01:11:11.320 Does the Pope dress up?
01:11:12.680 He winks on Halloween.
01:11:14.940 He gets right up next to the microphone.
01:11:16.660 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
01:11:19.580 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
01:11:25.080 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:11:32.640 I'm Hamza.
01:11:33.380 And I'm Martin.
01:11:34.040 And we're the hosts of Out of Character, the best podcast in the world, is what they said.
01:11:38.260 Wait, they said that?
01:11:39.260 Yeah, yeah, they said that.
01:11:40.440 The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff, give our input on it.
01:11:47.240 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.
01:11:49.580 Listen to Out of Character on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:11:54.980 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.
01:11:56.600 You're a bird.
01:11:57.360 You fly.
01:11:58.060 You're a martin.
01:11:58.700 And we are Out of Character Podcast. 0.63
01:12:00.980 Dude, you messed up the clip.