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00:02:12.300 You've been on a little bit of a hot streak with being an a**hole, Mike. 0.99

00:02:16.600 I gotta be honest with you. 0.97

00:02:18.240 I'm not excited for where this is about to go.

00:02:20.260 I got an email.

00:02:21.740 Oh, no.

00:02:22.820 I'd love to hear this. 1.00

00:02:23.940 From an angry mother.

00:02:25.620 Can you pull it up for me? 0.81

00:02:26.380 Woo!

00:02:29.140 No, it's impulsive.

00:02:37.240 It's impulsive for a reason. 1.00

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00:02:39.340 Come on.

00:02:39.760 Well, guys, welcome back to Impulse,

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00:02:47.260 Pregnant Abby's here. 1.00

00:02:48.800 Boys only. 0.81

00:02:50.100 Oh, it's not a boys only episode now. 1.00

00:02:52.340 Not with Pregnant Abby. 0.98

00:02:53.480 Well, she may have a boy. 0.99

00:02:55.820 No, she's not. 1.00

00:02:56.540 She's pregnant.

00:02:57.240 This is Mike's sister.

00:02:58.640 Her name is Abby, and I love her.

00:03:00.780 Abby, I love you.

00:03:01.500 She's been on the show.

00:03:02.280 Didn't she have a full episode? 0.60

00:03:04.340 What?

00:03:05.160 Yeah, I know.

00:03:06.020 Guys, we've done so many episodes.

00:03:08.700 What is this, episode 335, probably 334?

00:03:11.740 We've done so many episodes that we actually forgot.

00:03:13.860 We just talked about this the other day when people were like,

00:03:15.560 yo, tell us, go.

00:03:16.700 Someone asked me recently.

00:03:18.280 They're like, your podcast, I love it.

00:03:20.360 You've had so many amazing guests on.

00:03:21.820 You get to have so many cool conversations with cool people.

00:03:23.740 I'm like, I know, man.

00:03:24.540 They're like, what was your favorite piece of advice?

00:03:27.220 and in that moment, I realized I don't remember

00:03:29.500 a clue.

00:03:31.200 That has been said on this podcast.

00:03:33.720 Not one?

00:03:34.120 If you asked me who my favorite guest was,

00:03:36.560 I could not name one guest.

00:03:38.420 That's an easier question, guest,

00:03:40.440 as opposed to comment.

00:03:42.200 No, but I can't even name it.

00:03:43.120 Who have we had on?

00:03:43.900 I don't know.

00:03:44.840 I don't even know that we do this show.

00:03:46.540 I'm not sure it exists.

00:03:48.260 Abby, how are you? 0.98

00:03:49.060 You pregnant?

00:03:49.860 I'm great.

00:03:50.240 I think my favorite guest of yours was Mike Tyson.

00:03:53.580 He was good.

00:03:54.400 He's one of the top viewers.

00:03:56.720 Yeah, he's fantastic.

00:03:57.840 Continuously.

00:03:58.720 So you got a brand new baby growing in your body.

00:04:02.460 I don't really want to talk about me.

00:04:04.240 Can we talk about you?

00:04:05.600 No, we do that all day, every day.

00:04:07.100 Yeah, but maybe the people out there want to know some things that aren't discussed.

00:04:12.200 Like what, Abby?

00:04:12.920 Ask a question.

00:04:13.640 Like, are you dating anyone right now? 1.00

00:04:18.240 Are you crazy? 0.99

00:04:19.860 Abigail. 0.99

00:04:20.440 She only has one bullet also. 1.00

00:04:23.240 Abigail. 1.00

00:04:23.860 And you can't even say anything back to her because she's pregnant. 1.00

00:04:26.180 how dare you

00:04:27.820 my love life is very important to me

00:04:30.180 and private

00:04:31.280 the fans want to know

00:04:33.240 don't do it

00:04:37.680 I heard in the country that just from

00:04:39.980 they were talking about it

00:04:41.520 really?

00:04:42.500 I don't want to say anything

00:04:44.780 you know why Abby 1.00

00:04:45.580 because making 0.99

00:04:48.200 stuff that hits that close to home

00:04:50.980 and is that personal to you

00:04:52.140 public sometimes

00:04:53.460 can ruin a good thing

00:04:55.360 and i don't want to do that just yet i think i got something i think i got something good here

00:04:59.320 and i'm not i'm not gonna ruin it huh why does that ruin it uh the exploitation of one's life

00:05:05.020 is a is a dangerous uh uh it's a it's a dangerous practice we do it with impulsive we're happy to

00:05:14.240 come out here and and chat shit you know about our lives but i find that often it can get in 0.94

00:05:18.800 the way of my personal life oh you don't say it just fucking happened to me two nights ago yeah 0.98

00:05:23.640 this show this show no no well this show didn't happen to me two nights ago okay so something 0.99

00:05:29.520 happened you lost that you lost out on some sex because of impulses not even sex but just like 0.94

00:05:33.900 the girl that i was with like i guess evidently that i had been talking to and like hanging out

00:05:37.820 with and spending time with she was like um i don't think that we should you know do this tonight

00:05:43.240 and like she she kept coming up with weird excuses she was trying to say oh your mom's in the house

00:05:47.140 and like that just maybe that's kind of a good excuse was she was she in the house yeah

00:05:52.380 your mom was in the house

00:05:54.540 but I knew it wasn't so I kept digging and evidently

00:05:56.740 like someone she was close to

00:05:58.760 sent a clip of George on one of the

00:06:00.820 recent episodes saying that like I only

00:06:02.700 talk to girls who are the lowest class

00:06:04.720 oh my god 1.00

00:06:05.740 which is first of all as you know

00:06:08.620 completely not true

00:06:09.940 I'll say it right now which is

00:06:12.040 what I often go back to

00:06:14.020 this show is an exaggeration

00:06:15.760 sometimes Mike has some really classy 1.00

00:06:17.960 girls that are 1.00

00:06:20.460 very good looking and outstanding

00:06:22.180 young women and i'm sorry that the show has hindered any process although it is true for

00:06:26.960 both of you i'm sorry jeff you're good um i was going to say it is true for both of you that

00:06:32.200 when i know either of you is dating someone and sometimes i'm more on top of

00:06:37.860 i i get hints of who you're dating i immediately follow them on instagram

00:06:43.020 and then like send photos to mikey and say this isn't the right girl for logan

00:06:49.020 or like send the videos to him and obviously for you she's very protective and she hasn't done that

00:06:55.660 with your new the friend that isn't right so the baby's coming soon yes the baby's coming soon

00:07:05.180 you're gonna be a mom i am gonna be a mom you're gonna have to protect the kid it's a it's a wild

00:07:09.100 world living in i mean uncle mikey and uncle logan and uncle logan i've already been an uncle once 0.98

00:07:17.060 by the way for baby chase and that's true listen i'm not i'm never there i'm a terrible fucking 0.95

00:07:22.440 family member you are you are do you call some videos i think like dude honestly just escaping 0.97

00:07:28.480 what i escaped like they give me like i've said this before just a pass now it's true and now

00:07:32.540 anything that he gives you yeah great at least he's not dead you know i think part of the problem

00:07:39.260 is is like for both of you this is true like even though you were already famous when i met you

00:07:47.720 you weren't as famous as you are now and so like the inside family jokes that we even have from 0.59

00:07:54.860 hawaii yeah are so fucking funny yeah my health my health the guy the bar fight the lady 0.88

00:08:02.660 talking about the bar fight i have no that was a classic impulsive moment yeah but you've never 0.86

00:08:10.720 changed no i don't think you're i think you're the same person thanks i think so too i actually

00:08:15.260 think i actually think for me the bigger i get i think it humbles me because i've i've been humbled

00:08:22.940 and i realize how blessed i am and i think it's cooler to be humble and and and not on this high 0.79

00:08:30.820 horse you know like i'm i'm a person i'm a little fucked up and i like telling stories but other 0.99

00:08:36.800 than that yeah i'm a dude i'm quiet in real life you know my health uh your ass is hella humbled 0.98

00:08:42.780 right now sitting in that guest room at my new house but so mike's new house mike's new house 0.98

00:08:47.860 he reserved the room for me and there's there's just a comforter and two pillows that look very

00:08:52.540 used don't know how because it's a new house my mom has been in there rolling no that's not true 1.00

00:08:58.100 She slept there for a couple of days. 1.00

00:08:59.860 That's it.

00:09:00.360 You're the second guest.

00:09:01.240 But I told him yesterday, I said, listen, bro,

00:09:02.940 like you are a massive reason why this is even possible,

00:09:07.300 you know, and we're a magnifier to all of this.

00:09:09.720 So you have a room forever in this house.

00:09:12.640 It just happens to be a lot smaller than mine.

00:09:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:15.800 It's fine.

00:09:16.820 If someone else is in that room,

00:09:18.280 do you kick them out if Logan calls?

00:09:20.260 If it's not a family member, yeah.

00:09:22.200 I got totally kicked out.

00:09:23.880 If you're a family member, she got kicked out?

00:09:26.520 I'm going to be honest.

00:09:27.120 You had COVID, dude.

00:09:27.920 I hate to say that

00:09:30.080 I can't even speak about that because I am the safest

00:09:32.960 member of society

00:09:34.000 you came out with a mask

00:09:36.040 I know

00:09:37.600 well because she just tested out like three days ago

00:09:40.160 I appreciate you looking out for us

00:09:41.800 sorry for taking your room but then again I'm not

00:09:43.900 Mike lived in my house for so many years

00:09:45.800 I lived in your house

00:09:46.800 and I hope you enjoyed your stay

00:09:48.840 I lived in his house

00:09:50.160 I think everyone

00:09:51.660 except and I love

00:09:54.860 Jacob so much

00:09:56.860 he was such a wonderful person but there was something about um every morning i would come

00:10:02.780 downstairs and the microwave door was open no matter what and i just that has been a problem

00:10:09.620 that we've he's so weird for years that's so weird doesn't shut it's just something do you need to 0.98

00:10:16.760 do you have to like why it's you know how much time he's saving by not shutting now fuck that 0.90

00:10:20.960 that thing hangs out in the hallway and logan used to do that in his old place he i was like 0.95

00:10:26.060 Why, Logan, every single day does he have the same number for cooking his food?

00:10:30.880 Logan, what's going on?

00:10:32.400 It's more efficient to press 333 start than 300 start.

00:10:38.380 More efficient.

00:10:39.560 I would cook my meal.

00:10:40.580 Every meal.

00:10:41.460 One minute and 33 seconds, and I'll tell you why.

00:10:43.520 Oh, one minute and 33.

00:10:44.340 You press one.

00:10:45.500 You press three.

00:10:46.540 Now, at this moment, I could move my finger to the zero, but that'll take.

00:10:50.380 Or a six or a five.

00:10:51.380 Who knows how long that is.

00:10:52.500 But if I just press that three one more time, I'm there.

00:10:55.880 i could save a half second months what can i do am i am going crazy what can i do with that half

00:11:00.600 second abby you know how much time is money yep time is money and we're on a wave right now that

00:11:05.780 half second could cost me millions oh god all right well i really quickly i am i am upset because i do

00:11:13.640 wish i had a bunch of questions prepared like knowing that there this was likely to happen

00:11:19.720 I've been thinking a lot about what are the questions.

00:11:23.260 You have 10 seconds, right?

00:11:25.120 You planned on getting on to the seat.

00:11:26.320 Well, I mean, I knew there was probably maybe.

00:11:29.680 Your clout chairs.

00:11:30.700 Like your brother.

00:11:34.040 Logan, what is your biggest regret of the last three years?

00:11:41.000 Great question, Abby.

00:11:42.020 Take it easy on this seat over here, lady. 1.00

00:11:45.180 You must be pregnant. 1.00

00:11:46.380 I'm Parker Walters. 0.99

00:11:47.580 trying to literally kill us again

00:11:49.940 that's a great question Abby 0.73

00:11:51.880 my biggest regret

00:11:54.320 other than your mullet

00:11:56.300 oh my god

00:11:58.580 he just got a haircut yesterday

00:12:00.420 that is my brand

00:12:02.600 yeah his mullet is his thing

00:12:04.840 my biggest regret 1.00

00:12:06.300 I'll be honest with you I don't

00:12:08.720 I don't know I can't say

00:12:10.340 I have any regrets

00:12:12.240 he did make his mom cry today

00:12:13.880 oh I made her weep

00:12:17.020 yeah and she was like really crying and it was over something like i was like is he really

00:12:20.600 tantruming like my daughter he's very specific about things and he likes wordle and he loves

00:12:26.900 wordle and she gave him the word of the day today she sent me a screenshot of the word and was like

00:12:32.220 really proud of this one i said mom why would you do that you know i wordle when is she supposed

00:12:37.120 to send it to you she's not supposed to ever yeah it's like that's like telling sin it's like telling

00:12:42.200 what happened at the end of star wars i haven't seen it so i get i get that so i get where hey

00:12:47.400 son have you have you seen the wordle yet no okay i'll send it later but she's like got some other

00:12:51.740 shit going on and like i think it was like a tipping point when he was kind of like 0.98

00:12:55.280 fuck you you're dead to me you're not my mom and he didn't say those words 1.00

00:13:00.000 not quite that but she started crying and you know when i feel bad cry like that affects me 1.00

00:13:08.580 like i get upset so i'm like logan you gotta apologize yeah i said i said mom why would you

00:13:12.940 do that like that's cardinal sin don't send me the word of the day i was i was upset i should

00:13:17.200 be crying if i'm being honest not to double down you that's all you said the thing that i think

00:13:22.600 yeah that that doesn't get someone to cry does this does it would this make her cry let's hear 0.98

00:13:27.220 what you said i said that's actually fucked up don't do that again and then i said without a 0.96

00:13:33.580 response you're dead to me no i didn't i said i said don't you religious right ask god for 1.00

00:13:41.660 forgiveness for that one ingest ingest like come on seriously she she's having a rough week her

00:13:52.020 religion her husband's mother died oh wow yeah that's big i gotta say this i i i george had

00:13:59.080 stepped out i thought we were gonna be able to get these two i gotta tap my homie in it's yeah

00:14:02.460 we do got no no so i'm gonna put a poll uh up top right now jeff who do you want to stay abby or

00:14:09.040 jeff uh you can choose it the poll's not there as you know we've never actually put the poll up

00:14:13.500 there but it's up there so george would you like to sit in george come on no stop no no i can't

00:14:20.920 allow that because i would not want that to happen to me so so come in you it's not jeff is always i

00:14:29.720 i need you to come in please hi hi george hi george congratulations i can see um so one thing 0.88

00:14:37.540 so yes i got this house i'm gonna tell the fucking story that i said i wasn't gonna tell 0.89

00:14:41.880 because it's fucking please you know how i was talking about the house and all i want to find 0.96

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00:15:39.280 Back to the show. Please, when you get a new house,

00:15:41.640 when you get a new house, what's one of the first things

00:15:43.360 you do? Celebrate. Meet your new

00:15:44.860 neighbors. Meet your neighbors. Brand new neighbors. I'm the new neighbor.

00:15:47.520 Oh, I don't do that. I don't do that.

00:15:49.100 Why? That's what you do. Love your neighbor, but from far.

00:15:51.660 From far. From far.

00:15:53.060 Hey, neighbor! As you roll down the

00:15:55.280 blinds, you just like... Because you know 0.99

00:15:57.080 that's an HOA member fuck that guy first of all if you're an HOA member go get a job or something 1.00

00:16:02.060 to do buy a cat what the fuck are you so worried about your neighbors bro you didn't mow your lawn 1.00

00:16:07.240 it's three inches you know the guidelines supposed to be two and a half jump off a cliff 0.99

00:16:10.780 no you have to no you have to in some neighborhoods be an HOA member but but I'm in I'm in the we're

00:16:16.220 not HOA in ours and I'm in the backyard hanging out with Abby and her wonderful husband Jack

00:16:22.420 Dylan what's good

00:16:23.600 You're always making symbols

00:16:25.660 You are not a producer

00:16:27.360 You're one of those guys that stands on the tarmac

00:16:30.240 And tells planes where to go

00:16:31.780 What are you doing

00:16:32.900 Fine

00:16:35.020 I appreciate that Dylan

00:16:37.000 You're a very important member of this team

00:16:39.320 And you should feel deserving

00:16:40.740 I'm working on myself I'm sorry 0.99

00:16:42.280 I'm in the fucking backyard 0.98

00:16:43.980 I'm hanging out 1.00

00:16:45.080 And here comes my down the hill neighbor

00:16:49.300 Because my backyard is elevated

00:16:51.600 from her house and here she comes up the steps hey are you the new neighbor and i said yes and

00:17:00.180 i'm standing there like yelling down to her i'm the new neighbor i'm mike she's like so good to

00:17:04.060 meet you and i i don't know what i was thinking but i immediately said i need to talk to you about

00:17:10.880 how high your trees are growing no stop bro bro i was i was there it was so fast i don't know what 0.98

00:17:18.400 i was thinking guys as you know you're that guy i fucked up wow you lost your hair and then you 0.99

00:17:23.820 lost your mind what the fuck i lost my mind way before the hair way before there but for some 0.99

00:17:29.500 reason i you know listen 25 of that the value of that house is tied into that view and so her trees 0.98

00:17:35.960 are slightly encroaching on my comfort levels of how high i think they should be because i need to

00:17:41.340 see the canyon yeah it's nice i need to see cold water canyon where the cars go by and where the

00:17:47.260 sunsets i need that view and that's worth a million one at least lady is this how you said 0.71

00:17:52.720 it no i said i want to talk to you about the hide your trees and she goes oh yeah the last 1.00

00:18:00.560 neighbor wanted to also we're not cutting them good for her so matter of fact she was not going

00:18:07.020 to be swayed man she was not going to be talked down to either physically or figuratively and i 0.62

00:18:14.160 was like immediately i was like damn this is bad one because i shouldn't have said it to begin with 0.98

00:18:19.140 but two she's already she's drawing the fucking line in the sand bro and i said to her yeah of 0.98

00:18:25.460 course no that's fine i said but i'm just curious personally as your new neighbor do you have some 0.99

00:18:31.660 sort of like intimate relationship with the top of your trees that you can't even fucking see 0.60

00:18:39.860 because i see them they're right there you're a hundred feet below them you can't see them and

00:18:45.820 she said well i've been here since 86 and i i just really want the trees to grow as they wish

00:18:51.420 and i sent she was one of those like very nature driven people yeah right so i said oh well you

00:18:58.360 know i can be quite persuasive so we'll see how things go and she said if that was like a little

00:19:03.900 joke about cutting the top of the trees once again i'm not doing it and i hope that doesn't

00:19:09.280 affect our relationship and i said trust me it doesn't i'm gonna come by on tuesday with a pie

00:19:15.060 for you and she said that sounds great but before you go a lot of stuff has been rolling from your

00:19:23.080 backyard into my backyard and i'm curious if i can come on to your property to further fortify

00:19:29.500 your soil and i said well it looks like we both want something from each other doesn't it if she 0.96

00:19:37.980 goes once again if you're talking about me cutting the top of my trees i'm not fucking doing it dude 0.92

00:19:44.220 it was we are at a we are at an impasse a stalemate dude how did you do that before you get a couch 0.92

00:19:51.460 that's what i want to know oh i will pay this lady handsomely and by the way david but it also just

00:19:57.480 having been there it rolled out so naturally it was like hey it's great to meet you i'm gonna cut

00:20:02.620 off that you've been looking at for 40 years like there was something very unnatural you know you 0.99

00:20:09.700 should have asked for forgiveness and just cut that bitch real short and watch it grow for years 0.96

00:20:15.360 later i'm so sorry i didn't now it's four feet like me well i told him to put on a yellow 1.00

00:20:23.500 construction vest and hat just go go trimming one day one night just give me a vest bro i just

00:20:29.140 won't speak english to her like i don't know i can't cut i can't she goes no cut i go cut she

00:20:36.080 goes no cut i go cut no cut cut it's not it's not gonna happen listen i i i have been a terrible 0.98

00:20:44.180 neighbor i fucked up right off the bat i apologize to you lower neighbor uh lower neighbor i you know 0.87

00:20:49.740 and and yes like maybe there is a way that we can financially solve this situation like i said i can 0.99

00:20:54.260 be quite persuasive you you've been on a little bit of a hot streak with being an asshole mike i 0.92

00:21:01.460 gotta be honest with you i'm not excited for where this is about to go i got an email 0.97

00:21:05.860 i'd love to hear this from an angry mother can you pull it up for me you you you have it i got

00:21:13.660 an email from angry mother first off i don't know how she found my email impressive it's hidden

00:21:18.600 she found it and uh it was regarding the prime launch in the uk so we haven't done impulsive

00:21:25.100 in a while uh but we launched prime in the uk fantastic launch it's doing amazing uh we also

00:21:30.720 just got our variety multi-packs in sam's club and i got an email from a a mother named subject

00:21:36.980 line the night shift video with mike and ksi ginger comment okay hello i'm contacting you

00:21:46.260 is i am unhappy with a comment that was made about my about a ginger kid my son in one of your videos

00:21:51.600 my son was so excited to see you guys when you came to wafford for the prime launch i am appalled

00:21:56.640 that an adult singled out a child zoomed in on him and made fun of his hair calore

00:22:01.960 because they put the u in favor my son has had to deal with bullies about his hair calore

00:22:08.360 to have someone that he follows and is a fan of make a remark is very humiliating the video has

00:22:12.180 obviously gone around to school and kids are laughing at him this is a form of prejudice and

00:22:15.260 bullying and is uncalled for i await a response from yourself regards lisa so lisa this is the

00:22:20.320 response i i i well okay so so so so so one sec one sec before we start pointing fingers right

00:22:26.980 i i said to myself why did i get this email what have i done again did i make a mistake so i went

00:22:34.300 back and watched the video i had nothing to do with this right like it's not my fault my friend's 0.96

00:22:39.740 fucking dickhead but but also he was just pointing out the kid's hair and they cut to him it was it 0.87

00:22:45.700 was a tight shot the shot was tight and he removed from the video i did i removed it i clipped it 0.99

00:22:49.720 from the video and i didn't know that it was such a yeah a massive detriment to your your evolution 0.99

00:22:55.760 as a human well they have that color because i love from a female standpoint i love redheaded

00:23:00.680 my girlfriend's hair is red and i i she's never ever colored her hair i'm i'm helping you right 0.79

00:23:05.580 here uh never colored her hair she's like my hair is a virgin and i was like listen no one gives a 0.87

00:23:09.140 fuck she was like bragging about it i was like color your hair and she's like what hair color 0.98

00:23:12.380 would you like and i said i think it's sexy if it goes red and every single time now we see like 1.00

00:23:17.360 there's a bunch of red reds in baby be confident with that firecracker head of yours it's like the

00:23:23.560 fourth of july just go like this with your hair and have everybody be excited about it but do you

00:23:27.340 maybe have something you'd like to do him now we're getting there abby just just we're gonna

00:23:31.180 massage this okay so i understand i'm a ginger i'm a straw i have strawberry blonde hair i dye my

00:23:36.760 hair uh but my beard is red and i'm a firecracker and it's pubic hair i know that that's how i got

00:23:42.320 an impulsive i stop you for one second what you're doing right now is one of those people that's like

00:23:46.580 i can't be racist i have black no no no no no like you're like like you're like i'm i have red

00:23:53.900 hair small man the the kid the kid is is is gorgeous and to that kid i would say let your

00:24:01.800 uniqueness define you yes everyone is the same everyone looks the exact same and there's a reason

00:24:07.740 that i'm a male but like most males love red-headed women as george just said and and being a redhead

00:24:14.240 having orange hair whatever it is is cool it's cool to be different in my opinion yeah now that

00:24:18.500 said i'll take over listen little man little man's mom i apologize wholeheartedly i'm sorry

00:24:29.040 because the last thing that I want to do

00:24:31.720 is have a young man who's already dealing

00:24:35.620 with the trials of redheadedness, 0.98

00:24:39.380 if that's what you call it.

00:24:40.860 I don't want to add on to that.

00:24:42.560 So what I'm prepared to do today,

00:24:45.040 this is my offer too,

00:24:46.080 after obviously already cutting from the video,

00:24:48.700 is one, my sincere heartfelt apology.

00:24:51.480 I'm sorry, and I mean that.

00:24:53.200 I really, truly am sorry to you, young man.

00:24:55.340 we are also

00:24:57.060 we

00:24:57.440 Logan as the founder

00:24:59.760 of Prime Hydration

00:25:01.100 and myself

00:25:01.460 as the number one

00:25:02.700 unpaid promoter

00:25:03.940 of Prime

00:25:04.540 we are prepared

00:25:06.520 to send you 0.98

00:25:07.000 a metric shit ton 1.00

00:25:09.540 of fucking Prime 1.00

00:25:10.320 to your house 1.00

00:25:10.840 and watch

00:25:11.620 only red flavors though

00:25:12.900 alright that's it

00:25:13.800 get him out

00:25:15.240 and if you get

00:25:17.680 this one

00:25:18.020 we'll cut it 0.99

00:25:18.540 cut his mic 0.92

00:25:20.700 he's gonna be tough 1.00

00:25:21.580 kids are stupid 1.00

00:25:22.660 they see something 1.00

00:25:23.500 different

00:25:23.820 they make fun of it

00:25:24.940 They're very simple creatures.

00:25:25.980 Oh, that thing is, we're not used to that.

00:25:27.580 And they make fun of it. 0.99

00:25:28.480 Kids are silly. 0.99

00:25:29.200 That kid's going to grow up with some thick skin. 1.00

00:25:31.120 No, that dude's going to be the man.

00:25:32.300 Bro, I got bullied so hard, the principal moved me out of my school.

00:25:35.920 I'm going to say this one more time.

00:25:37.480 They go, hey, I don't think it's safe for you to be here anymore.

00:25:40.320 They had a game called, they had to leave me out of class 10 minutes probably before the bell

00:25:44.560 because the kids had a game called Who Could Spit on George?

00:25:48.820 And guess what?

00:25:50.180 There was a lot of winners.

00:25:51.980 There was a lot of winners.

00:25:53.320 It seems like anyone could win that.

00:25:54.780 Listen, it was a really fun game.

00:25:57.080 This is all true.

00:25:59.260 I have a video where I performed at the talent show

00:26:01.340 and they were throwing shoes at me.

00:26:03.420 But at that developmental age,

00:26:05.200 building self-esteem can be hard,

00:26:06.440 especially when you have peers around you

00:26:07.660 telling you that you're not something.

00:26:10.600 Because kids are very impressionable.

00:26:12.660 Bro, this has happened since forever.

00:26:14.780 This is a thing.

00:26:15.980 Do you know who my biggest bully was, though?

00:26:19.780 Mike?

00:26:20.380 Oh, come on.

00:26:21.240 That's not true.

00:26:22.480 You're my little sister.

00:26:23.440 That's different.

00:26:24.120 that's way different

00:26:25.300 freshman year of high school

00:26:26.500 what did he do

00:26:27.200 he walked by me

00:26:28.580 in front of

00:26:29.900 hundreds of people

00:26:30.980 and said

00:26:32.640 take these drugs

00:26:33.660 what's going on

00:26:34.600 that too

00:26:35.480 um

00:26:36.340 what's up flabs

00:26:37.920 dude

00:26:38.740 flabby abby 0.58

00:26:39.880 flabby abby

00:26:40.480 rest was my life

00:26:41.420 for the rest of my life

00:26:43.300 not even

00:26:43.820 I don't even want to hear

00:26:44.840 your guys' stories

00:26:45.620 they handed me maracas

00:26:46.960 because I had a mustache

00:26:48.140 in the third grade

00:26:50.020 I had my

00:26:51.040 they literally

00:26:51.500 and you know what my teacher said

00:26:52.700 she says

00:26:53.300 why don't you

00:26:54.040 just you know shave it or nair it and my mom goes i don't want him to shave it she goes okay then 0.99

00:26:58.840 nair it she left it on too long it burned my fucking top lip and now i look like i had you 0.98

00:27:04.160 know when people do this for like a long time this shit's red for two weeks what if you're 0.99

00:27:10.360 teaching it could get worse kid you could be me i'll tell you what i jizz my pants at the freshman 0.99

00:27:15.380 dance oh on purpose unintentionally just the senior was was dancing on me i was unused to this

00:27:22.640 pressure, this gyration.

00:27:25.460 I've never experienced it. I'm just a freshman

00:27:26.840 14 years old. I haven't hit puberty yet.

00:27:29.100 Smallest one in my friend's group. They called me

00:27:31.140 Shrimp because I was the last one to hit puberty

00:27:32.640 until senior year in high school.

00:27:34.560 In the hallways,

00:27:36.960 they would throw tissues at me and underwear

00:27:39.080 and things because I had

00:27:40.720 jizzed my pants. 0.98

00:27:42.940 Were you still a virgin? 1.00

00:27:44.980 Yeah, of course. When did you lose your virginity?

00:27:47.840 At 16.

00:27:48.860 Do you want to know though? 19.

00:27:50.060 This is a little inappropriate.

00:27:52.640 um i i i learned then that i i i'm sensitive down there sometimes and i was nervous then to hook up

00:28:02.060 with a girl right for the first time because if i if i if i got off at this at just a simple 0.92

00:28:07.480 what was gonna happen the first time like it was some real shit was going the first time 0.97

00:28:13.480 the first time i ever got my wiener touched i'm not kidding the girl grazed it 0.94

00:28:22.800 i can't be the only one though i can't be the only one these horror stories from adolescence

00:28:32.960 they exist they exist this kid's gonna have a long fruitful life this may be a little

00:28:38.020 tough this this duration but it's fine well the one thing i will say is at least your your

00:28:45.040 premature explosion wasn't televised to millions so i do i know but i do i do kind of understand

00:28:55.000 miss miss point of view on it and so that's why i am saying and more so george you're right 0.98

00:29:00.120 listen if you there's a lot of piece of shit people out there bad bullies that will say 0.99

00:29:05.320 terrible things to you 1.00

00:29:06.140 about your ethnicity 0.99

00:29:06.720 your religion

00:29:07.340 your race

00:29:07.860 all those things 0.99

00:29:08.400 those people do exist

00:29:09.440 let me say this

00:29:11.300 the one thing I will say

00:29:13.120 is never on this show

00:29:14.580 or on the night shift

00:29:15.620 or on any show

00:29:16.260 would I want to

00:29:17.200 perpetuate that

00:29:19.180 happening further

00:29:20.340 and so

00:29:21.060 you know

00:29:21.700 I apologize

00:29:22.480 and please enjoy

00:29:24.140 the large amount of prime

00:29:25.400 that we sent her out 1.00

00:29:26.280 let's send her some money too

00:29:27.500 send him your book

00:29:29.220 let's send the kids some money

00:29:29.900 let's give him a large sum of money

00:29:32.340 I hope that he one day

00:29:33.920 goes into the UFC

00:29:34.800 becomes a fighter 1.00

00:29:36.080 and kicks your ass. 1.00

00:29:37.640 Jeff said, 1.00

00:29:38.800 and his hands going,

00:29:40.560 that kid looks familiar.

00:29:41.920 I know that kid.

00:29:42.560 Hey, wait, 1.00

00:29:43.060 that's Patty Piblett.

00:29:44.920 It kind of looks like him.

00:29:46.480 Does Patty the baddie

00:29:47.340 have red hair? 1.00

00:29:48.420 Nah.

00:29:48.900 Oh, he doesn't?

00:29:49.360 He's got coconut head.

00:29:50.020 Who's the cartoon

00:29:50.800 the baddie with the red hair?

00:29:51.940 Who's that? 1.00

00:29:52.720 Kim Possible. 0.91

00:29:53.260 No, no,

00:29:53.660 something rabbit.

00:29:54.660 Dexter.

00:29:55.080 Jessica Rabbit.

00:29:55.560 Oh, Jessica Rabbit. 1.00

00:29:56.280 She's a bad bitch. 1.00

00:29:57.260 She's a cartoon. 1.00

00:29:58.400 How much money 1.00

00:29:58.800 are you going to send Lisa?

00:29:59.520 Jeff said no money.

00:30:01.880 I think they'd appreciate it.

00:30:02.920 No, what about

00:30:03.620 a vlog

00:30:05.300 well he's not a fan anymore

00:30:07.080 you know what you should do Mike you should show up to his school with red hair

00:30:09.420 it's in Wattsford 0.99

00:30:10.680 I don't even know where the fuck it is 0.91

00:30:13.320 that's where Asda is 0.98

00:30:15.400 are you gonna keep this look because I had a

00:30:17.760 I had a concern that

00:30:19.580 you're too intimidating

00:30:21.580 you told me last night and I'm already 1.00

00:30:23.560 an asshole the only thing that softened me up was that 0.99

00:30:25.460 sweet sweet LA hat and the curly hair 1.00

00:30:27.220 you're not an asshole you're so sweet 0.99

00:30:29.240 yeah that is true I don't know do I come off as an 0.99

00:30:31.500 asshole on this show for some reason 0.99

00:30:32.880 To me, it's just because you guys bully me 1.00

00:30:35.580 I am sad 0.99

00:30:36.760 You are the bully of this show 0.88

00:30:37.900 I am alone 1.00

00:30:38.560 You are the bully of this show 0.98

00:30:39.740 Don't ever forget it 0.99

00:30:40.960 You show up to my house all the time

00:30:43.360 And I'm always the sweetest man to you

00:30:45.120 He knows

00:30:45.820 No, no, no, no, no, no

00:30:47.500 He knows how to work people 0.66

00:30:49.080 He's a manipulator

00:30:50.480 Even your sister admits it 0.98

00:30:51.900 What's that baby in her stomach? 1.00

00:30:53.340 He agrees 0.65

00:30:54.240 He's kicking

00:30:55.340 Yeah, guess what?

00:30:56.220 When you find a master manipulator

00:30:57.460 When you find a master manipulator

00:31:00.080 You team up with them

00:31:01.200 Because they're going places 0.99

00:31:02.580 So don't argue for fucking where you're sitting on a rocket ship, lad. 0.99

00:31:06.080 Sean Nelson taught me that. 1.00

00:31:07.380 Just take the ride to the moon, baby.

00:31:09.280 Sit with us.

00:31:10.240 Yeah, but there are times like you work people against each other and then you say that you're not. 0.99

00:31:16.640 Homie.

00:31:18.080 The only reason our family speaks to each other is because of me. 0.99

00:31:23.720 Mom and dad didn't talk for fucking 10 years and I said, fix it now. 0.99

00:31:28.040 mom and dad only mom and dad started talking again because you were a drug addict yeah i'm 0.98

00:31:33.720 and who dad or gaggy my grandma or gaggy my grandma can i ask you a question i love your

00:31:39.500 grandma you you can but i was gonna ask you sure go for it um so we and this is interesting right

00:31:46.800 because i as everybody here knows have largely done all the right things in my life i went to

00:31:52.760 college i went to business school i did all of all of the good stuff right play by the book

00:31:57.640 played by the book and Mikey obviously did not and there's like no there won't there can't be a

00:32:06.520 sibling rivalry because he's far more successful than I'll ever be but how do you how do you

00:32:15.220 you love your brother Jake you guys obviously get along so well is there a rivalry no there was but

00:32:23.860 then we realized that we're just better together and like who cares like where do we just amplify

00:32:28.580 each other the better he does the better i do and vice versa i repost all his fight stuff he

00:32:32.800 announced his new fight today uh which we should dive into but um yeah no i love the kid nah no

00:32:37.740 shot i want him i want him to do well you should be a podcast host you should have a podcast and

00:32:42.080 mike mike is not more successful than you you have a good corporate job good husband and baby

00:32:45.280 on the way you're also really good at podcasting maybe oh you got the wrong metrics got the wrong

00:32:52.920 metrics they would love that no i would i am i a toxic boyfriend if i don't hold my girlfriend's

00:32:59.640 person public no you're just like really insecure is your name abby oh i'm so sorry

00:33:05.260 uh no maybe we should have george answer that just what what does the purse look like 0.66

00:33:15.180 big ass it's a purse i was there when this happened bro you know what's so weird bell

00:33:19.480 brought this up two days ago i think i think this conversation happens in a lot of relationships 0.95

00:33:23.540 hey uh and and and sorry let me also add in uh not it's not something she can't be holding

00:33:32.040 like there was no reason there's no there's no real reason other than like oh i don't want to 0.88

00:33:37.200 hold my purse they're a liar she went upstairs to go take a shit or something it's always the 0.98

00:33:41.820 back and you were like you're like she's like hey babe could you hold this he's like i'm not 0.99

00:33:44.580 holding your purse and then like we're like in the house i'm like logan no one's here and he

00:33:47.660 goes no i'm not holding it and she like put it down two days ago bell goes does logan hold purses

00:33:52.200 yet or like is he still like against holy no i don't understand just set it on the table for now

00:33:56.580 yeah but she's wanting to be cute she wants you to hold her bag wow see is that is it a power

00:34:00.540 dynamic and then it happened in public power it happened in public and i was like okay this is

00:34:04.220 like i'm maybe i'm a toxic male but this is like a bit of a thing for me i just don't i don't know

00:34:09.620 why maybe it's the greg paul my father just channeling from me i just don't feel insecure

00:34:14.060 about holding it really or that it wasn't his job i don't know what i think maybe it is insecurity

00:34:20.660 completely fine with her just imagine you guys do both have very girly legs so a matching purse 0.99

00:34:27.360 i can't get anything hit

00:34:28.560 should i say what i said yeah sure i said he was completely fine with harry styles wearing that

00:34:35.160 dress and you know because that's a decision that he made there's power in that oh wait so

00:34:41.300 we did just get confirmation that they're this is all hypothetical this is all hypothetical

00:34:45.100 i'm just curious because you're a woman have you ever handed jack your purse in public hey can you

00:34:49.640 hold this and he's just like jack your military naval pilot of a boyfriend husband father holding 1.00

00:34:56.120 a bag like smiling you bet your ass i have wow jesus christ maybe i suck you know do you want 0.99

00:35:04.520 to know what i do maybe maybe you don't want to put it down because you don't want it to get 1.00

00:35:08.140 stolen or you don't want it to get dirty or

00:35:10.040 No, of course not. He's had

00:35:14.020 trouble with this for a long time. You know this.

00:35:16.220 No, I had a rule of thumb growing up.

00:35:18.200 My mom and dad both taught me this. They're like, if you hold

00:35:20.080 your sister's mom's or girlfriend's purse

00:35:22.140 the only rule is just don't go through it.

00:35:24.620 It's her privacy. That goes without

00:35:26.240 saying. That's the only rule. I never heard like,

00:35:28.000 hey, don't hold that shit. 1.00

00:35:29.280 Can I hold the purse? 1.00

00:35:32.340 I'll hold your baby. No, because I'll change.

00:35:33.760 No, it's not just a purse. It's a fucking 1.00

00:35:35.720 purse. It's like, hold the fucking purse. 1.00

00:35:37.520 No, because I'll change. 1.00

00:35:39.260 Can I ask you a question?

00:35:40.600 You're holding it.

00:35:41.560 If it grows a photograph immediately, there's a photograph that comes out of me.

00:35:46.980 We've spent a lot of money on styling, right?

00:35:49.600 If there's a photograph that comes out with me in a nice outfit, we're trying to level up my styling and what I look like because I'm very bad at it in general.

00:35:58.720 And I look awesome.

00:36:00.400 And then I'm just holding the purse.

00:36:01.540 A Balenciaga purse is not.

00:36:03.060 A Balenciaga.

00:36:04.300 Is that an issue?

00:36:04.960 her purses yeah just in case you hold it it's like oh that's a dope purse i'm just i don't

00:36:12.620 let's face it bro there's way worse videos of you out there okay there's like a lot more i was about

00:36:16.860 to say you have a mullet like it's she really doesn't like this let it go abby my god can i

00:36:23.920 tell you something i i've never told anybody this before and i wouldn't do it in front of you guys

00:36:27.980 but when girls hand me their purse to hold i don't know why but i always i always hold it and i do

00:36:34.860 like this like i'm not i'm not kidding that's weird i always hold it no no no what's what's

00:36:41.980 your problem you are being you're out of control no but i sling it over my shoulder and i literally

00:36:47.040 sometimes i go like this and i have even done this a few times i'm not even kidding i just like

00:36:52.340 dude i'm a girl for a few seconds like i feel i like to feel what it's what were you saying

00:36:56.760 we're canceling you bro all right mikey has always had i i his whole life like this is not even even 0.52

00:37:04.840 if you bring up the cross dressing no no no i you know so fat like so fat he always had

00:37:13.900 really beautiful girlfriends his whole life it's like it's so bizarre to me i just think it's funny

00:37:20.720 because when he does things like that like throwing a bag over or doing something like

00:37:26.120 girls want to laugh girls want to laugh bro if i've i don't know how many times i have to say

00:37:30.640 this on the show if you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl your wife you can like

00:37:34.380 like anything you want bro like that i've been doing that since i was 14 years old you know

00:37:38.980 what i'm saying and if you're nice and and also i talk about this a lot too if you're able to

00:37:44.200 master the balance between poking fun and complimenting like where you're like kind of

00:37:49.900 like messing what are you what are you just smacked him you just smacked him what are you 0.97

00:37:55.140 fucking reading try it i'm training for the wwe now watch out because i will lat drop you through 1.00

00:38:00.260 this fucking fucking training like that for floyd oh i'm actually scared right now 0.99

00:38:05.780 but anyways what were you saying about me always cleaning up on girls no i 0.99

00:38:11.380 i will i will end i will end that topic but come back to wwe it's super fascinated by that yes

00:38:19.300 when i met lana for the first time and i have and i'm not i'm i'm just saying she everybody here

00:38:26.780 like that's it's a part of your past she was really one of the prettiest people i've ever

00:38:32.540 like i was shocked how beautiful she is um i'm just always that just it crushes me i have i have

00:38:43.100 a story about meeting her and thinking that uh this is a great story i don't know if we're

00:38:47.360 probably gonna have to cut this because mike sends it well why don't you let abby finish her story

00:38:50.300 instead of telling a story that's gonna be cut that was the end of it bro so your story was

00:38:53.840 He just wanted us to go against each other.

00:38:57.820 Did you see that?

00:38:58.420 You just let Mike know how hot his ex is.

00:39:00.400 That's cool, Abby.

00:39:02.080 Do you have any thoughts about Josie?

00:39:04.260 I almost said she was very pretty, too, of course.

00:39:08.000 So is this how the stories you want to tell go today?

00:39:10.400 Just make us feel?

00:39:11.920 I thought that would make you feel great.

00:39:14.480 I'm Abby.

00:39:15.740 Wouldn't you love if somebody was like,

00:39:17.680 wow, you've dated the most attractive girls on the planet?

00:39:20.980 You guys do.

00:39:21.860 You're just being objective.

00:39:23.240 I don't mind it.

00:39:23.700 wwe you are saying i am crazy so like watching this objection object forgot well you just tried 0.98

00:39:31.980 to use the word fuck that cut all of that now cut that now so you've got a lot going on and i was 0.99

00:39:39.860 texting you about this both of you like you've got prime which is outrageously delicious like truly 0.99

00:39:46.580 I drink it all the time.

00:39:48.600 I mean it.

00:39:50.380 You've got NFTs.

00:39:52.280 You've got literally five different pretty big business ventures.

00:39:58.100 Talk about WWE.

00:39:59.820 Why were you so interested?

00:40:01.940 Where are you going from here?

00:40:04.060 It's a great question, Abby.

00:40:05.140 You really should consider having a podcast.

00:40:06.500 What is going on?

00:40:07.440 I appreciate the question.

00:40:08.840 She's incredible at this.

00:40:10.200 She's coming for your job, bro.

00:40:12.360 She's coming for your job, dude. 1.00

00:40:14.240 Yo, mine's about to get replaced.

00:40:16.580 by his sister he gets determination notice i was like all right we're putting a poll up in the top

00:40:20.940 corners that we are getting kicked off again no no no uh abby i appreciate you bringing it up it

00:40:25.700 is true i signed a a multi-match deal with the wwe and we announced it it went crazy viral and i i i

00:40:33.500 love the response people are excited to see me in the wwe and for me there's a trifecta that i look

00:40:40.060 for that decides what i do and i say this with privilege because i can do this now because of

00:40:44.300 like years decades of hard work i've put in but when i can mix passion business and media all into

00:40:52.880 one thing i'm like ultimate me like happy place so passion when i did wrestlemania i had so much

00:41:00.520 fun i just had fun i came back to all my friends had fun we were all just smiling we're just that

00:41:05.240 was awesome i'm looking at the clips i'm like i i can't believe that was me that was a big jumps

00:41:10.100 that i was doing there uh business it's it's it's smart they pay well wwe it's a big organization

00:41:16.060 and um media it's just it's a show it's a great performance and entertainment so like i'm excited

00:41:21.700 for this journey and i am well aware of how powerful of a launch pad it can be for whatever

00:41:29.280 i want to do in life right because besides this show my visibility online is is not a lot i'm not

00:41:36.640 uploading on my main channel on youtube like ever i do this show every week and i'm doing

00:41:42.360 this and that but wwe is a good opportunity for me to leverage one of the biggest brands in the

00:41:49.280 world for my own should i show up should i work hard go to do the performances uh impress the

00:41:56.500 fans um and just become become that wwe the character that is is either you know notorious

00:42:04.440 or loved i don't know if i'm gonna be a heel or a baby which one do you want to be he want no i

00:42:10.640 don't think so he loved logan loves being the love the good one just because i'm just not a 0.98

00:42:16.320 heel anymore you know but like if they don't fuck with me i don't think that's not but i'm i'm i i 0.99

00:42:22.320 will be uh i will be coming for the miz can i say at summer slam yeah fuck it i'm coming for the 0.99

00:42:28.860 miz at summer slam he wants he wants to team up with me he thinks he's delusional he thinks we're 0.98

00:42:32.800 still uh partners and we're cool we're not i take this very seriously and i i i will uh slam him 0.69

00:42:39.280 hard i will slam him hard i will slam him hard huh it comes out monday tuesday tuesday yeah we'll 0.77

00:42:49.200 be a fine it'll be on monday night raw but it's great yeah i got i got two appearances before 0.79

00:42:53.360 it's gonna be fun abby now wait so this is a and this is for all three of you out of pure curiosity

00:42:59.000 so i always think about life in a triangle right you have money power passion and you can only

00:43:04.900 really pick two you can't really do all three well which two would you pick wow money power

00:43:12.180 passion power and passion power and passion but no money no because a man could either worship

00:43:20.120 money or worship god and i do not worship money what's it like being pregnant i i i so that's a 0.94

00:43:26.820 little dark it's just a deep shit what okay roe v roe v wade and it was interesting because mikey 0.95

00:43:33.900 no texted me i don't know if i have the energy we were just talking about it and you were like 0.96

00:43:41.240 what do you think and i said if you are not fiercely on the side of the woman on this one 0.98

00:43:46.860 i don't give a fuck what you say unless you have a uterus like just back away you're involved uh 0.99

00:43:54.560 politically a little bit you're you're you're you you follow politics um your husband's in the 1.00

00:43:58.920 military why do you always come back to that because because you have credentials on the

00:44:03.660 subject and you're a pregnant woman yeah why why are men involved in this decision making like

00:44:12.780 like at all what do you know i think we ask ourselves that every day hold on a second

00:44:18.700 that that question is easily answered so we don't have to debate about it because one thing i i would

00:44:25.500 hate to have happen here is ever to be underrepresented on one side you know where i

00:44:30.320 stand i stand with with women's rights i stand with the choice especially as it pertains to 0.87

00:44:35.060 fuck as it pertains to i stand with the women's choice okay especially the way that i will say 0.86

00:44:40.300 this especially the way the laws had been set up with trimester control so on and so forth okay 0.99

00:44:45.140 because I personally, where I'm at,

00:44:46.860 and if this offends someone, I'm sorry,

00:44:48.420 I personally believe that at some point

00:44:50.300 it becomes a living, whatever. 0.97

00:44:53.740 I'm fucking, I'm going to say it, all right? 0.98

00:44:56.020 The reason why men are involved 0.99

00:44:59.440 is because a subset of this group

00:45:02.620 still believes in the sanctity of church and state

00:45:06.760 having some sort of intimate relationship.

00:45:08.720 So us, so weird.

00:45:10.760 It's so weird, 2022.

00:45:13.460 But that is where we are at.

00:45:14.680 And we know that a specific set of the right, this is not me speaking, obviously, believes that the Bible and that the word of God should influence the policies of a country or state.

00:45:30.200 And I'm sorry. 0.60

00:45:31.520 And that same pro-life segment finds it okay to purchase for 18-year-old white boys to purchase AR-15s and walk in the school and blow people away.

00:45:44.240 yes you're right what oh you're right why are we sometimes pro-life and other times not it's

00:45:49.540 ridiculous no no no no one no one's no one's no one's saying that what's happening right now is 0.97

00:45:53.520 not completely and utterly fucked and by the way i think i think as a country we are ready 0.99

00:45:57.740 collectively to make some advances as it pertains to high-powered rifles i mean you had this this 0.96

00:46:04.680 not to get off roe v wade immediately but you had the the the medical official who showed up at the

00:46:10.800 seen in um chicago or highlight right yeah at the that were the last massacre i can't even keep the 0.76

00:46:17.860 fucking massacre straight anymore and described very viscerally in a way to get people to

00:46:23.880 understand what it is like to find a human after they are hit by a high-powered rifle round 0.99

00:46:30.480 i didn't want to hear that but guess what we need to fucking hear that he said i came upon 0.96

00:46:40.380 bodies who didn't exist anymore their their heads did not exist anymore they were blown 1.00

00:46:48.080 to pieces not a nine millimeter round which would take down an intruder and trust me is a fuck 0.97

00:46:55.360 enough or even what whatever else is in that range high powered rifle rounds meant to destroy 0.88

00:47:04.500 armored vehicles and armored people in a warfare environment are in the hands of our citizens but

00:47:14.120 women cannot terminate pregnancies that may have been put there by rape by abusive ex-boyfriends 0.99

00:47:21.400 or any reason they see fit but but i guess we're fucked like and and maybe we're fucked edited out 0.98

00:47:26.880 i guess like my only i struggled to get pregnant for a really long time and i had to do ibf there 0.98

00:47:33.860 was no one who wanted a baby more than I did. And I mean hundreds of injections, just the worst year

00:47:40.960 of my life. You get to an appointment where they say at 20 weeks, either your baby is going to live

00:47:51.720 a good normal life or they're going to die a miserable death. You are going to die a miserable

00:47:57.660 death something tragic is going to happen medically tested and proven right that somebody

00:48:04.760 you or your child is going to have a tragic life sorry sorry what are you talking about right now

00:48:10.080 the point the point is is like everybody talks about these different instances rape incest like

00:48:15.360 like they're they're the only time when an abortion would occur right medical are you

00:48:21.620 talking about medical complications ultimately like third late term abortions are not really

00:48:31.080 they're they're one percent of abortions and let me tell you if that happened to me right now

00:48:36.880 if something if my life was compromised if my daughter's life was compromised

00:48:40.480 i would i would die a slow death at this point i hear what you're saying but my only concern there

00:48:46.760 is we have a problem in this country which is compromise that is why we we make no stride

00:48:55.720 towards the success of either of these programs no one wants to come where is the because what 0.99

00:49:00.560 i'm saying is what you're saying is 100 correct what i'm what i'm trying to safeguard it fuck me 0.70

00:49:06.940 what i'm saying a lot of people probably are trying to safeguard against 0.82

00:49:10.880 is late-term abortion not tied to a medical necessity?

00:49:15.760 I think that is so far and few between.

00:49:19.480 Absolutely, but do you agree that at an eight-and-a-half-month pregnancy

00:49:27.540 that there are potentially still people there who are like,

00:49:30.760 yo, I'm not ready for this child?

00:49:33.980 And should that be debated is my question.

00:49:36.840 At that point, should we have term limits at all?

00:49:40.880 i i i don't really want to dive into this i'm asking her a woman not you no not you i'm asking 0.97

00:49:47.180 her a woman a pregnant woman who who reads into this shit and i purposely am not asking you this 0.93

00:49:52.660 because this is some heavy shit and i didn't want to get into because i'm not prepared today 0.98

00:49:56.700 but do you think that there should be term limits on abortion it is not my decision got it okay 0.97

00:50:03.940 perfect not i really if i do i know it's a great it's a tagline of the movement my body my choice

00:50:10.220 um i would not force you to give logan your kidney if he was dying and needed a kidney

00:50:16.260 you cannot i i cannot force you to be an organ donor and save someone else's life

00:50:22.320 so how can you force me to do something with my body that i don't want to do so 0.98

00:50:28.060 it is so weird oh my god i can't my head fucking explodes i cannot comprehend how silly and 0.98

00:50:35.740 archaic some of our country's values are yes oh my god it boggles my mind i i am as all of you know 0.98

00:50:43.360 i i've i function highly based on logic and reason and i'm not always super emotional and

00:50:49.580 it's led to a lot of great things and it's i i'm working on it in some other areas um

00:50:53.860 but this makes no fucking sense and i again i don't really want to dive in because we are

00:51:01.240 i want to hear from george soon we should but i do want to say it is our responsibility to dive in 0.73

00:51:08.420 to be honest with you to an extent we have a lot as you know we are not prepared today correct

00:51:13.680 correct and and and i just want to say one last thing i i hope people know by now it is my job 0.78

00:51:19.800 on this podcast to provide different viewpoints people should know where i fucking stand on this 0.83

00:51:24.100 but i am going to ask the questions that and represent the side that is not represented here 0.89

00:51:29.000 today because they are the reason why this is happening so for an educational and awareness

00:51:34.160 building standpoint i'm going to represent that side george but the and and then i promise oh no

00:51:39.300 please but the side that is not represented just to be clear is that there are the states that are

00:51:46.300 making these decisions are largely lacking women representation in their elected governments and

00:51:54.560 And so when you do not have women making decisions about women's bodies, that's one thing. 1.00

00:51:59.600 That part has also boggled my mind, which has been the safety net of that side simply saying, no, we're just handing it back down to the states.

00:52:13.800 Like, it's just going to go away.

00:52:15.820 Like, the problem is solved by that, by the fact that the Constitution currently supports, or whatever it is that supports states making those decisions. 0.98

00:52:30.220 Because as you just said, there's a lot of states right now that are ass-fucking-backwards. 0.89

00:52:35.820 i don't i don't again want to okay and i'm gonna let george speak but but just one one final thing 0.96

00:52:41.200 that again why my head can't wrap my i can't wrap my head around i'm embarrassed that we don't have

00:52:46.360 we don't have leadership that that is speaking up or the people in the supreme court made this 0.98

00:52:51.600 decision um it's fuck i'm sorry we should have trust me i have so obviously i work in 0.97

00:52:58.580 politics and so i uh it's just like you know it's you know it's gonna come you know it's 0.98

00:53:04.680 coming back you know we'll end up in the right spot so why do we do this why go georgie i know

00:53:10.720 where you're going to go but i will look up at the ceiling no don't worry about it um

00:53:15.620 and and first of all like i want everybody to know that this is the sincere version of it it's 0.84

00:53:21.880 not the comedian version this isn't i know i was just fucking around the cancellation all that 0.62

00:53:26.320 stuff and it's sad that i mixed this vlog in i had no idea we're going to go in this direction 0.55

00:53:31.780 I think right now, overall, we got to remember that we all don't have to see eye to eye,

00:53:36.560 but that doesn't mean we can't be heart to heart.

00:53:39.220 We have to really respect other people's opinions and views.

00:53:43.460 I am a Christian man. 0.94

00:53:45.060 And if I ever got any female pregnant, if it was a prostitute to my girlfriend, 0.99

00:53:50.960 that baby's under my conditions. 0.96

00:53:54.280 I will make sure that that baby's taken the way that I brought him into this world.

00:53:58.980 the most beautiful thing in the Bible that God explains is that he gave us free will

00:54:05.900 and as a Christian man I'm trying to understand who's trying to play God by controlling people's

00:54:12.440 decisions if you want to God forbid lose the baby that has nothing to do with me and has nothing to

00:54:21.140 do with my beliefs we are in a beautiful country where I could have my own views and you could have 1.00

00:54:26.200 your own views this is the first step I will never ever look at a woman in the eyes and say it's okay 0.89

00:54:32.200 to have an abortion but I will never ever look a woman in the eyes and tell her what she could do 0.76

00:54:36.240 with her body ever just because I don't agree with what that woman or man is doing doesn't ever give

00:54:41.900 me the right to tell them how to live their life and I know I say this is a joke but my parents

00:54:47.120 came to this country because they were dying I have relatives that died in their country trying

00:54:51.840 to just believe in what they believed in, I really, really, really need you guys to understand

00:54:58.200 that these are decisions about life. And if you are so pro-life, then talk with an open heart

00:55:04.600 and try to turn somebody's heart with love, not with anger, not with a pitchfork, not with a knife,

00:55:08.920 not with a gun, and not with hate. If you really believe the person in front of you is not making

00:55:14.140 the right decision, do it out of love. Try to express out of love. And you should never, ever,

00:55:19.000 ever ever be able to remove somebody's will to live or to how they are going to act in their

00:55:26.600 own life and that is my feeling of it and i will look at anybody and say i don't think you should

00:55:31.760 have an abortion i don't but that doesn't give me the right to tell you what you should do with

00:55:35.360 your body i prejudged you yeah me too oh that sounded great that response that surprised me

00:55:40.720 wow can i can we do something lighter please yes yes get off oh i'm just kidding i'm just kidding

00:55:46.520 it's comedic relief

00:55:49.080 but I'm not going to say it like that

00:55:51.780 obviously why would I say it like that 0.99

00:55:52.800 you're pregnant 1.00

00:55:53.200 should we hit the hair 1.00

00:55:56.460 no one's going to sit and watch the show 0.68

00:55:58.680 and be like dude

00:55:59.220 what hair am I

00:56:00.900 I know that's what I'm getting at

00:56:02.280 no stop

00:56:07.280 now you're going to sit back

00:56:08.900 talk to the mic

00:56:10.280 whose hair is

00:56:12.380 better

00:56:13.800 I'm not going to use the negative here

00:56:16.400 I keep talking about his hair.

00:56:17.340 This is for you, too.

00:56:20.200 I'm sorry.

00:56:21.000 What do you mean?

00:56:21.840 Abby, talk to the mic for Pete's sake. 1.00

00:56:23.300 Stay in front of the fucking mic, Abby, please. 1.00

00:56:25.340 All I'm saying is, don't you think everyone's giving me nothing but praise for my skinhead? 1.00

00:56:30.900 Yeah, but I think you looked good in that one picture.

00:56:33.420 I think you can say, I don't think just having a skinhead makes you a skinhead.

00:56:36.860 Like, I think I can say I have.

00:56:38.920 Wait, actually, I don't know.

00:56:39.980 Yeah, I think I can't say that.

00:56:41.140 No, I don't think so.

00:56:41.860 I'm still cool rolling it in George's belief.

00:56:44.860 I will cancel you.

00:56:45.660 this show used to be so great no no no so oh by the way by the way to the point of what george

00:56:51.280 was saying earlier i don't i'm not concerned with i don't censor anything i'm gonna say myself

00:56:58.020 i just don't say the like the same as you you don't have to worry about anything like and think 0.69

00:57:04.400 before you speak because you just don't say that kind of shit like do you ever have moments where 0.93

00:57:08.780 you're like yo i'm gonna say something that i might not say yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah 0.99

00:57:14.220 brother but i think you're pretty brand conscious drink prime like being being kind of crude is 0.99

00:57:21.240 your brand yeah that's not your brand porn stars fucking and most importantly getting my hair done 0.99

00:57:26.460 i was thinning no i'd say your sister's glowing though she really is yeah i guess i'm not gonna 0.99

00:57:31.380 talk about the hair today dude she's married do you have a do you have a no i mean dude you're

00:57:35.760 watching this show it's the first time you've tuned back into impulsive your favorite show

00:57:39.040 mike's bald you're just we're just not gonna talk about it it is odd do you know what i'm

00:57:44.040 saying which i'm fine with that's the decision i keep bringing it up and no one's biting on the

00:57:48.860 topic mikey where did all of your hair thank you thank you abby i'm so happy you asked that question

00:57:53.820 a few years ago i noticed that the back of my hair my head was starting to thin a little bit

00:57:59.960 not to an extreme amount and also i was getting a little thinner up front 37 years old and i abused

00:58:05.780 hard drugs including crack cocaine for a number of years and something tells me that may have been

00:58:11.600 affecting my air growth well recently i was on a trip to europe with uh logan for the launch of

00:58:17.280 prime drink prime now available in the uk uh found myself in amsterdam and you know david and i have

00:58:23.460 been going back and forth like yo should we pop into a small country by the name of turkey 0.99

00:58:28.460 yawn we just want to know why you're fucking bald turkey i got a fucking hair transplant 0.99

00:58:40.320 They've got a bustling scene out there 0.99

00:58:42.060 and a scene of something called medical tourism

00:58:44.560 where people go out there

00:58:46.040 to get these high-end treatments

00:58:47.780 at a lower price point.

00:58:49.880 Let me tell you more.

00:58:50.920 First of all...

00:58:53.180 Guys, I'm so sorry.

00:58:53.940 I actually have to step out.

00:58:54.660 How does it feel?

00:58:55.360 Are you excited?

00:58:56.320 Do you have more confidence?

00:58:57.880 I'm bald, man.

00:58:58.920 Do I have more confidence?

00:58:59.840 More confidence?

00:59:00.360 What, my friends don't want to listen to me?

00:59:01.660 I have no confidence.

00:59:02.960 I'm going to leave here today 0.99

00:59:03.700 and go fucking sit on my couch by myself 0.99

00:59:05.220 and look at the wall. 1.00

00:59:05.960 But I don't...

00:59:06.420 I don't understand...

00:59:07.180 I guess I was always kind of surprised

00:59:09.140 that that was your big insecurity it wasn't oh that's another thing it was i actually i i liked

00:59:15.020 hats because i would wake up in the morning and i would put the hat on and i'd be ready for the day

00:59:19.180 i was a huge fan of that but now i found that same security in a short hairstyle ah because i wake up 0.93

00:59:26.060 i roll out and by the way don't fucking patronize me with your your false excitement about my 0.88

00:59:31.440 surgery because let me tell you something really quick there are people men in this audience right 0.97

00:59:35.400 now who do want to hear more about it hold on i think they're going to though bozzy no we're not

00:59:41.860 i went to a place called smile hair clinic and i'm more than happy to say smile hair clinic are

00:59:47.020 my friends i uh i'll probably i'll probably end up going there great but of course at some point

00:59:51.820 maybe you'll even want to know about what how how things go there but today's not that day sorry

00:59:56.440 audience guess you'll have to turn in tune into the night shift where there's a full breakdown

00:59:59.860 video that came out the day before this no i saw him scrolling on the google drive they sent him

01:00:03.760 videos of the procedure so how does it work they take hair little hairs from the back of your head

01:00:08.440 the first thing they do is they jam your head with local anesthesia they don't put you to sleep

01:00:13.140 okay and and so they get you all numbed up good and they go and they individually removed

01:00:19.560 4700 hairs from the back of my hair in what's called the donor area yeah then very cool and

01:00:31.520 this took several hours then a surgeon from the place came in and cut 4700 small holes in my head

01:00:40.700 like kind of down the middle like in this area in the back and then that took a couple hours

01:00:45.740 and then a bunch of people went and plugged in 4700 hairs into those holes

01:00:52.440 it took like nine hours bro and i was just there did you do it just so you could feel the rush of

01:00:59.380 the anesthesia you drug cannot can yeah not not the anesthesia but can i say this i am in a very

01:01:05.160 send it mentality lately and everybody's like dude you actually had hair like you didn't really

01:01:09.800 need to do this like it wasn't a miraculous situation that you had to do this but dude 0.97

01:01:13.840 lately i don't know what it is i've just been like sending it on shit dude they're like yo 0.98

01:01:18.700 this house is a lot you sure you want to buy i'm like i don't give a fuck dude i'm gonna get hair 0.99

01:01:23.440 plugs you know what i'm gonna do at the end of this year i'm gonna have my ankle removed 0.97

01:01:26.200 from my body yeah i'm gonna have no ankle bro no ankle i don't really i mean why no i've lately i've

01:01:32.780 been lately i've been not even pulling out oh michael i'm not even gonna lie bro because you 0.96

01:01:39.020 know what i think i'm fuck it i got a house i got a house i got i have a house i have hair 0.81

01:01:44.320 what else do you need honestly and and i i um i think what you've done is amazing you look great 0.88

01:01:51.260 thank you it's transformative life isn't short you just got to do more getting get new head

01:01:54.700 like you did i don't know get a new head is that what you're saying to me right now or i'm sorry

01:02:00.420 you basically have a new head yeah i feel like a completely different man dude and like he was he

01:02:05.280 was telling me that he he likes being bald because like milk doesn't get caught in his hair yeah like 0.96

01:02:12.660 like shit doesn't get caught milk goes in your hair yeah like somebody somebody's you walk out 0.99

01:02:16.960 your house god forbid somebody pours a gallon of milk listen that was the example he used 0.99

01:02:21.480 they've not been the best example but i live a weird life and so sometimes it's true you never

01:02:26.520 know and lately it's just been great dude i've had girls like the shape they do if you have a

01:02:31.560 good head if you give good because you look like a sergeant you look like a drill sergeant like 0.96

01:02:36.060 like like say like 10-4 a soldier 1.00

01:02:39.360 see i don't listen here you peon you get your ass back and you clean up this fucking child 1.00

01:02:47.380 hall you're gonna be e1 in no time motherfucker that's one of his favorite movie what um well 1.00

01:02:53.480 did you was that yeah so now you have a home you built a new house right yeah and what's with you 0.98

01:03:00.640 forgot how to use a mic oh well i didn't know we were i didn't know you should start wearing

01:03:04.620 camouflage how how is your home ownership how are both of you doing at home ownership

01:03:10.920 you built a house right oh no is that yeah oh sorry you just you are barbara walters you just

01:03:17.280 come on here and you well I so I I bought a house the day before my brother um it was our my first

01:03:25.380 house I was so excited and then like my mother loves my brother 1,000 more times than me and so

01:03:34.900 anytime anything happens to my brother it's like she'll always take his like no matter what 0.98

01:03:41.060 I have no elite like my mom is never gonna come to my rescue so damn you're really slamming her 0.94

01:03:46.600 today huh poor robin see i understand why she likes to hear about this she's about to be the 0.96

01:03:52.460 second mom that cried because of one of us yeah well no because she loves him so much but um

01:03:58.120 a lot of excitement about your house right and i think like when you buy a house and obviously 0.93

01:04:04.120 not to the magnitude that either of you have purchased homes you're like holy shit i own a

01:04:08.720 house now it's so weird i have to furnish it i have to take care of it it needs gutters like 0.99

01:04:13.700 yeah shit like that you you are you are going to have a very nice home you have a very nice home 0.99

01:04:22.140 that's like an extra can i can i can i ask you about your sex life you can just i don't want 1.00

01:04:29.260 i don't want to get too deep you're like a sister to me okay but who's not my sister which is why 0.55

01:04:33.240 this is kind of cool has it changed now that you're pregnant is it like what like what is

01:04:38.940 oh my god maybe this gets maybe this should get cut like please for the love of god cut this

01:04:44.780 but like it is true that when you are pregnant you are like a lot hornier god dang it wow

01:04:52.560 wow you can't get pregnant so you're like let's just do it i don't know it wasn't until like the

01:05:00.880 second trimester right so like it takes a while maybe you're just doing very wow i know interesting

01:05:07.580 i know i mean being pregnant is like imagine there's someone i can't i can't inside i don't

01:05:15.420 it again another thing that blows my mind what you're just growing a little person

01:05:20.260 inside of your body i know how did you how does that and he's a is he upside down most of the

01:05:25.660 time why do you guys keep calling it she what's the name we don't have to bleep it out but it's

01:05:30.960 also how do you know okay so so what is inverted like is the blood going to her head

01:05:38.820 are you eating healthy no i'm not eating healthy at all i am not eating healthy did you quit your 0.99

01:05:47.440 nicotine addiction no i still have like a glass of wine whoa keep it to yourself drug addict 1.00

01:05:54.200 it's your fucking problem you want to tell them about the meth you were smoking yesterday 1.00

01:05:58.720 what size you do strike me as you strike me what's the size of your baby today a using only a fruit 1.00

01:06:07.380 i send mikey every week i send an update of how big she is and it's always only based on a fruit

01:06:13.280 or vegetable what uh can i guess can i guess how big the baby is sure pineapple that was like two

01:06:20.520 weeks ago yeah that was like two weeks it might be cantaloupe watermelon no i don't know that 1.00

01:06:25.780 might be a little too large cantaloupe like this she's going to come out of my vagina i don't want 0.99

01:06:30.500 to talk about that that's the that's the i'm not i'm not enough of an adult for conversation that 0.98

01:06:36.420 also may work for everyone else except me you probably know about my injuries i do know about

01:06:43.140 how many times have i been sawed in half by a medical professional he had just briefly um

01:06:48.520 because i hate to talk about myself when my brother we were sitting in church and

01:06:54.500 he's his like stomach was growing like we were at church for easter sunday and he i was like hey i

01:07:02.600 think we better go to the hospital and we were always referring to this thing that was living

01:07:07.340 in his stomach as baby trish and so we were like oh baby trish is do you know what she's talking

01:07:12.240 about yeah yeah when you spleen pop well it was 10 years later when i had a hernia and they put

01:07:17.000 mesh in my stomach oh yeah and the and the no and those pus and blood leaked through the mesh into

01:07:22.460 my my outside of it under the skin so i was pregnant he was in church i literally had a

01:07:28.400 i had a pregnancy but it was all blood and pus and they had to jam a long needle into it and

01:07:34.100 and pull it out and uh that sounds like it could have been like on a dr pimple popper 0.88

01:07:38.980 was it satisfying it was so sad i watched the blackhead videos yeah it was so satisfying they 0.53

01:07:46.640 just kept pulling syringe and he he was filming it he was like the original youtuber they were 0.92

01:07:52.160 just jamming these needles into my stomach and just pulling syringes this deep of just brown

01:07:56.660 blood and pus out of it dude and by the way they did it like six times you had a lot of really bad

01:08:02.680 i mean i think it's it's been interesting to watch um you know obviously both euphoria and

01:08:11.040 dope sick have come out i don't know if you've seen either yeah dylan said yeah we talked about

01:08:15.000 keep talking this way um those have been really triggering for me to watch can't watch it for you

01:08:22.220 it's too tough well it's not it's not just that it's actually um it's funny because you always

01:08:28.340 hear about drug addiction from his side right and like how difficult it was on him his body his life

01:08:34.560 but thinking of it as a sibling and watching it happen as a sibling was really a tragic experience

01:08:44.060 And someone recently was – I was doing something at work where they're asking why, like, you are the way you are.

01:08:51.120 And I'm pretty independent.

01:08:53.000 I'm pretty, like, loner-ish, I guess I would say.

01:08:58.020 And it's because when you have someone in your family who sucks up all of the oxygen on one problem, right, my parents had to give everything they had to keep him alive.

01:09:08.260 Ah.

01:09:08.980 Right?

01:09:09.300 so there's just such a um i've been reflecting on it a lot to have to grow up with someone who's an

01:09:18.460 addict in the family and it's really i don't know why like recently have come to the realization of

01:09:24.320 just how difficult it was we've we've dealt with it a number of times i've been on both sides of

01:09:28.400 it as a family member and as the addict themselves and yes and it's the the scope of this problem in

01:09:36.280 this country and and the fact that it's never spoken about is mind-blowing because there are

01:09:41.360 hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of millions of family members in this country right now that

01:09:47.340 are that are full suffering full-bore suffering because of because of what is happening to one

01:09:52.300 of their family members and their inability to to get their um to get their drug of choice out of

01:09:57.240 their their life um and it's terrible i mean i mean from a from a just anxiety and stress and

01:10:04.080 PTSD and trauma standpoint for myself I mean it's probably one of the main things that I still

01:10:08.200 haven't been able to come to terms with and and uh really repent for is is is those eight years of

01:10:15.800 pain on other people um and we you know we've talked about it on here before so I'm not gonna

01:10:20.180 get into it um but but like yeah for all those people out there watching this episode who have a

01:10:25.260 an addict or an alcoholic or uh someone in their family that that they have to deal with you you're

01:10:30.420 you're as much of a warrior as that person that escapes that that you know trauma yeah it's a it's

01:10:36.240 a terrible place and and honestly so they're so courageous we we are all over the place yeah i 0.99

01:10:43.300 know but i don't but we're hitting good topics but um you need to leave oh because the shit that 0.96

01:10:47.460 you're bringing up is just too too heavy yeah there's a reason why they're called boys only 0.94

01:10:52.780 episodes um no no you're abby this was yeah you crossed it no thank you for your presence

01:10:57.360 Thank you

01:10:58.560 No, this is actually cool

01:11:00.040 This is actually cool

01:11:00.620 I'm excited for this next bit

01:11:01.640 Very good

01:11:03.380 Yeah, yeah 1.00

01:11:04.280 Fuck 1.00

01:11:05.440 Dan and Travis 1.00

01:11:06.660 Dan and Travis

01:11:07.180 You guys want to come on in?

01:11:08.560 Alright, fantastic

01:11:09.180 Alright, this is special

01:11:10.440 This is important to me

01:11:11.580 I literally have nothing

01:11:12.540 I'm like

01:11:12.980 She just hit us with a

01:11:14.600 Yeah, it was tough

01:11:15.340 Dan, good to see you

01:11:17.500 Danny boy

01:11:17.900 How are you?

01:11:18.320 What's up, brother?

01:11:18.900 How are you?

01:11:19.420 Good to see you

01:11:19.680 Travis, what's up, bro?

01:11:21.320 How you doing?

01:11:22.180 What's up, brother?

01:11:22.680 Good to see you, bro

01:11:23.040 How are you, bro?

01:11:24.180 I need a prime, by the way

01:11:25.460 Here, we got plenty 0.78

01:11:26.580 hey sorry to make you boys wait my my sister is extremely pregnant and she was you can use this

01:11:31.760 feeling very emotional today she's super super pregnant um is george just out nah yeah he's

01:11:38.080 he's having he's going through something all right so yeah just use that one that's fine all right

01:11:41.560 all right so here's what's going on right now travis bot dan fleischman welcome to impulsive

01:11:45.860 thank you thank you there's usually more people clapping travis you don't look excited dude i am

01:11:50.460 excited that's just his face all right god made me all right so look so look uh these guys are on

01:11:55.380 impulsive because you bought original number 40 and the perk on original number 40 was to be a

01:11:59.560 guest on impulsive this was crazy it's the highest selling original you guys bought it for 165 eth

01:12:04.060 which at one point was 450 000 now it's you know barely breaking the bank but um you guys bought

01:12:11.180 original number 40 and there was a massive bidding war right it's like i i want to hear from your

01:12:16.500 perspective of how that went but just to give a little context 99 originals the project that i

01:12:20.920 dedicated my life to last year and i'm still dedicating my life to this year as it rolls out

01:12:25.460 now for 99 days has been going amazing we have over 700 eath in the community treasury the

01:12:30.180 originals dow has money to play with just depending on what we want to do with it that you guys are

01:12:34.380 now in and every single day we continue to release another original i'm seeing the community form

01:12:41.040 and it's beautiful and i think we're going to be known for revolutionizing like the proper functions

01:12:49.100 of a dow like how a dow is supposed to work in web 3 and i'm so glad you guys are here because

01:12:54.980 dan as you know we go way back dude like way back and you guys are very smart business people

01:13:01.820 so i want to know why'd you pay 300 000 for original number 40 first of all we thought

01:13:07.620 it was gonna be like 100k and then oh for fun we'll split 100k yeah i think that's like 150

01:13:12.120 like all right what's our cap and travis like well i'm gonna win i said no we have to have a

01:13:17.320 cap there has to be some kind of a cap he's like okay no we're gonna win yeah and so i guess like

01:13:20.880 180 and then he like did a little test and he can explain better but he found out who we were up

01:13:25.020 against had like a gazillion dollars so much money you guys were bidding against a whale

01:13:29.180 had had like 65 000 eth 24 000 in kraken oh my god yeah so i'm splitting by the way so i don't

01:13:36.880 know what his actual cap is there has to be a cap right yeah so i mean why though like i didn't have

01:13:42.180 24 000 needs ready no but no we just said we were gonna win we watched you you were at an event with

01:13:48.320 dan dan interviewed you yep i was blown away by your interview so mad respect for that thanks 0.94

01:13:53.580 and we started bidding we're like fuck it we're gonna win and like it's one of those things you 0.95

01:13:57.620 put it out in the universe like we're not backing down so sick so we we played a poker move on him 0.98

01:14:02.660 we went and did a wallet check to see how much he had in metamask yeah and like i have a little bit

01:14:07.160 of crypto so if i had so much in metamask and i have 25 000 in kraken i don't necessarily want

01:14:12.500 to have to send in the middle of a bid 100 because i'm opening a portal so i could get hacked

01:14:16.440 so we're like fuck it we'll just put them all in on what he has in his metamask and he either got

01:14:21.600 to step up and transfer more in or he's going to let us win so that ended up being here we are 0.97

01:14:26.980 so sick dude well i'm glad i'm glad it was you guys because again i think you can provide value

01:14:33.780 to the audience in the time that we have today.

01:14:36.040 Dan, can you give a little bit of your background 0.99

01:14:37.400 and how you make so much goddamn money? 0.98

01:14:39.700 The fast forward version, I trademarked the catchphrase, 0.98

01:14:42.060 who's your daddy, for over 300 products when I was a kid.

01:14:44.800 I sold the energy drink into 55,000 retail stores.

01:14:47.820 So that was my first 10 years of my career.

01:14:49.860 Then I started a poker site with Dan Bilzerian

01:14:52.060 and DJ Steve Aoki back in 2008, 9, 10.

01:14:55.280 Built the top five poker site on the planet

01:14:56.900 and then poker gets shut down in America.

01:14:59.360 Lose a $65 million company overnight. 1.00

01:15:01.440 Damn it. 0.99

01:15:02.060 And that was the best thing that ever happened to me. 0.99

01:15:03.780 i started a social media agency we spend 60 million dollars a year with influencers paying

01:15:07.920 them for brands and products and mobile apps and i started angel investing because i never wanted

01:15:11.920 to have all my eggs in one basket ever again because i lost my company overnight and so i

01:15:15.920 started angel investing i've done 37 angel investments and then just this year we've

01:15:19.500 done 34 million investments into companies that are mostly food and beverage sick and travis yeah

01:15:24.680 my background is a serial entrepreneur started when i was young i'm just scaling up in business

01:15:29.060 and kind of as business has gotten bigger,

01:15:32.620 started bigger companies and exited bigger companies.

01:15:35.620 The last one we exited six months ago for eight figures.

01:15:40.040 So sick.

01:15:41.320 Entrepreneurship is so-

01:15:42.820 Nine figures.

01:15:43.640 My part was not nine figures,

01:15:45.500 but the company sold for nine figures.

01:15:47.580 Entrepreneurship is interesting

01:15:48.480 because it can be incredibly scary

01:15:50.280 and you have to win way more than you lose.

01:15:52.180 Yeah.

01:15:52.440 Right?

01:15:52.660 So like, is it like a taste thing?

01:15:54.800 Like you mentioned angel investing.

01:15:56.140 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:56.960 I don't know shit, bro, believe it or not. 0.98

01:15:59.060 What does that mean? 0.99

01:16:00.520 So angel investing is what you see like on the show Billions, right?

01:16:03.460 They're doing hedge fund investing or venture capital investing.

01:16:05.780 That's at a really big scale.

01:16:07.260 But let's say a company like Prime, let's say they're going to raise $2 million or $5 million or $20 million or $100 million.

01:16:12.520 You're buying a piece of a company.

01:16:14.120 So I come to you, hey, Logan, I'll put in $5 million for 1% or 5% or 10%, whatever the valuation is.

01:16:20.940 So if your company is worth $100 million, $5 million would be 5%.

01:16:23.460 I do that over and over and over with mostly food and beverage, physical products, consumer products.

01:16:28.080 Is that before or after the seed round?

01:16:30.780 So seed round is angel investing.

01:16:32.280 Oh, okay.

01:16:32.680 So seed round series A is usually the angels.

01:16:36.120 When you get to series B, it's less guys like us, more venture capital funds.

01:16:40.500 Oh, okay.

01:16:41.760 Some angels will do series B, but you got to be like LeBron James going to Blaze Pizza.

01:16:45.880 You know, like you got to be big boy checks.

01:16:48.080 The checks we're doing are usually going to be an angel investor is typically 25K to 500K.

01:16:53.040 Okay.

01:16:53.980 You don't want to be all in on any one deal.

01:16:56.060 So you're not putting in like $2 million in one deal or $5 million in one deal.

01:16:58.700 Most angel investors, even the richest billionaires, don't do that.

01:17:01.160 A lot of $100K checks, $200K checks.

01:17:03.360 A bunch of them because of what you said, you're going to have failures in between.

01:17:07.240 We reduce our risk on failures by finding companies that already have sales.

01:17:11.140 So we're not doing the stone cold seed round.

01:17:13.120 Like, hey, I have an idea.

01:17:15.080 If you would have just brought me prime as just the idea,

01:17:17.580 your valuation would have to be really low and have to get a big chunk because I'm gambling.

01:17:21.480 Way different now.

01:17:22.580 Even though, like, I mean.

01:17:24.440 That's Logan Paul.

01:17:25.000 Yeah, even though it's Logan Paul.

01:17:25.760 oh you wouldn't is there is there ever one that because i've been a part of some some brand new

01:17:30.560 like you know oh it's a piece it's an app or a new piece of technology and we have no way to prove to 0.93

01:17:35.420 you you're gambling besides retention or something like that that this thing's gonna fucking do 0.72

01:17:38.800 anything you're gonna ever see something you're like yo that idea is so good i want to be a part 0.85

01:17:43.020 of that yeah so i've done angel investments where it's just an idea but that's gambling

01:17:46.720 doesn't matter how famous the person is you consider it gambling you are gambling yeah

01:17:50.960 because just because someone has a gazillion followers doesn't mean they know how to set

01:17:54.980 up their corporations right their trademarks their attorneys their banking they hire the right sales

01:17:58.820 rep they're going to get sued they find the right ceo the manager the president there's so many

01:18:03.700 things that go into the so many things that go into the company to work even if someone has a

01:18:08.620 gazillion followers and can make it famous you know how many people have made a beverage brand

01:18:12.100 that you can't name that are really really maybe they're not logan paul but they're really famous

01:18:16.540 you can't name them my one they can't execute i agree my one rebuttal would be like i have jj

01:18:24.100 it's not just me it's it's it's it's ksi as well and in this store from what i see the story there

01:18:30.240 like writes itself and then our partners who are actually making the drink are brilliant and and

01:18:34.760 i think it's interesting because when i was um with jj or no sorry uh mr beast in south africa

01:18:39.620 and prime had like recently launched and was doing very well very quickly

01:18:43.700 he told me like straight up candidly he said i did not think that was going to work at all

01:18:49.340 and that shocked me it was so obvious to me that it was going to work but i guess sometimes that's

01:18:54.780 just not the case i'll give you 17 000 examples every celebrity and influencer has a product or

01:19:01.120 brand and you can't name most of them because they don't work there's very few logan pauls that have

01:19:04.980 a team around them most people are just famous and then they go hire somebody to do a white label

01:19:10.080 manufacturing they make t-shirts and they go try it yeah the people with a team can scale it like

01:19:14.960 I was the first investor in Talentless with Scott Disick.

01:19:17.740 That is a real team behind it.

01:19:19.020 That's why I invested, not because of Scott,

01:19:20.680 because the people around him, they had manufacturing,

01:19:24.300 and they could do ads and paid media,

01:19:26.340 and they knew how to scale it and ship it and distribute it.

01:19:28.160 They had warehouses.

01:19:29.040 They had everything behind it.

01:19:30.640 How many influencers do you guys know that have built clothing brands

01:19:33.220 that don't do anything?

01:19:34.300 Yeah.

01:19:34.780 It's the team.

01:19:35.600 And before he succeeded at that,

01:19:37.320 he launched five other companies that failed with the wrong team.

01:19:40.100 so so if he had a failing track record why bet on number six especially number six that's a lot

01:19:47.520 because i installed the team oh what if you what if it was the right idea and the jockey was just 0.73

01:19:54.740 blew you away like like he came up to you and you're like dude it was fucking like the right 0.67

01:19:59.540 i'm always betting on the guy or the girl like i bet on you because i know you're gonna work hard 0.95

01:20:04.040 right i'll bet on you if you have a team around you and you that person is willing to work at

01:20:08.220 three in the morning because they care. There's plenty of people that make a beverage or a

01:20:11.420 clothing brand or whatever. If it doesn't work, they make the next product. They go sell key

01:20:15.280 chains. They go sell hats. They go sell something else. You care. There's a huge difference.

01:20:20.560 Imagine you find an entrepreneur from Harvard and you find an entrepreneur from the hood.

01:20:24.820 And that entrepreneur from the hood cares about making green cups because they help recycle and

01:20:28.920 go back to the earth. And the kid from Harvard, he can just go get another job if it doesn't work.

01:20:33.980 That kid from the hood, they don't have another option. They're going to work morning,

01:20:37.140 noon and night no matter what happens they're going to show up and that's what i want to bet

01:20:40.120 on bet on the person or you find somebody like you that's putting your reputation on it like 0.98

01:20:44.220 i'm going to bet on you because it's your ego ah like your reputation you fuck up interesting you

01:20:50.420 lose thanks travis cool man so i'm going to find guys like that that are not just a spokesman but 0.83

01:20:57.120 that are actually putting their credibility on because you're going to care more about that

01:21:01.840 because your credibility is a part of it yeah there's a lot of the line yeah yeah and you you 0.99

01:21:07.080 have to win i think you can only have so many failures before no one takes your shit seriously 0.97

01:21:10.760 yeah when do you go from investing in other people's ideas to making your own based on 0.98

01:21:17.660 what you've learned the hat you're wearing cards and coffee yeah so that one was a passion project

01:21:22.020 because gary v it was covid and like the situations were we're all stuck at home and

01:21:26.800 we all started buying a bunch of sports cards and so when he jokingly said oh someone should

01:21:30.840 do a sports car store called cars and coffee it'll be like the apple sports cars i was like

01:21:34.720 i'm bored i'll do it my office is closed my staff's not working i got a whole team i like sports cars

01:21:40.160 i'll do it i didn't say another word and seven weeks later i sent a picture in front of the

01:21:44.020 store yeah that's execution yeah i'm betting on me yeah i didn't raise any money for the sports

01:21:49.860 card business until i hit 10 million in sales i just sell finance and i put up 1.6 million started

01:21:54.420 the store with steve aoki dj ski built it up didn't take any money from them i just paid for it

01:21:59.360 and then once we hit 10 million sales then i was like okay now it works i don't want to raise money

01:22:04.580 because the same thing ego if i mess up it's on me interesting so you want to wait until it works

01:22:09.200 yeah that your thing worked yes in the case study and it's it's it's interesting because you are an

01:22:14.700 angel investor so when you do the thing that's your own you're you're you're you know careful

01:22:18.300 you know what people are going to be looking for yeah when they throw money at cards and coffee

01:22:22.000 what's the business model there because you're in the group chat with us yeah we're talking about

01:22:26.400 pokemon cards sports cards every day like what what what is it you guys break cards and yeah so

01:22:30.340 it's two things one we have retail stores so we're opening our sixth store um next week and then

01:22:35.360 we're the only true 24-hour day operation where we're breaking cards live online so we do the

01:22:40.360 poke breakers which is for pokemon and the coffee breakers which is sports cards and then as we open

01:22:45.080 each store in new york and this city and that city etc those stores have their own breaking channel

01:22:50.540 also and so there are about 12 hours a day but the la one is 24 hours a day interesting you know

01:22:55.780 do you know that basketball cards was like my favorite thing for years i thought it was baseball

01:23:00.260 don't bring kirby pocket up into this yes i had baseball as well but but i was so

01:23:08.160 we they used to have these things called card sales at the knights of columbus

01:23:12.800 you know what a knights of columbus is right and and like once a month they would have

01:23:16.600 table after table of people that collected cards and had like the craziest cards and people would

01:23:21.920 be there with michael jordan rookies and all these different cards but i was always into like the

01:23:26.040 i think they were called like inserts where like you would buy a set and you would hope to god that

01:23:31.000 you got like in that in that box you got like one or two like i was like a stefan marbury fan or

01:23:36.860 like what what basketball like what holographic or like they had cards that even had pieces of

01:23:43.000 players jerseys actually put onto the car those are the big ones now yeah yeah so so you jeff's

01:23:49.380 showing us something he's just really what are you showing what are you showing no now you're 0.52

01:23:53.760 showing we're gonna fucking find out what that thing is you're showing liquid marketplace 0.85

01:23:56.800 oh the company you co-founded it's a great model that's a great model now watch how i 0.98

01:24:03.840 we're collectors when does your card go for yourself oh i bought it for 5.3 million yeah

01:24:09.460 where does it go for selling liquid so i put it up so the community can own it i listed it for

01:24:14.480 five million as well so like that's it's a 300k discount but he's selling 51 to the community

01:24:19.480 yeah i'm gonna retain a cap on how much people can buy uh no no so after the 51 if it sells out

01:24:26.640 it'll be traded that 51 unless i decide to uh maybe sell off some of my shares another a perk

01:24:34.060 on one of the originals is going to be owning i think i'll probably give away like maybe five

01:24:38.300 percent of of it so oh that's a lot quarter million dollars yeah yeah wait so can one person

01:24:44.840 buy more than x percent like there's sometimes on marketplaces there's caps i don't think so on

01:24:49.380 this card i don't think so i i think also it's like on certain assets as you know and kind of

01:24:55.480 relating back to um angel investing is like with with cards especially cards at this level especially 0.59

01:25:02.120 one of ones the the return the type of return i want isn't a fucking six month crypto type of 0.74

01:25:08.160 flip year two three four five years when pokemon 10 years from now is still you know a massive 0.86

01:25:13.520 franchise and and and gen z who loves it now you sent in the group chat the other day

01:25:18.180 what was it the most cards that psa graded was pokemon cards i don't know there's some

01:25:24.560 metrics i'm looking at yeah you know so when when you angel invest do you have to wait a while to

01:25:31.720 see returns yeah so angel investing you're typically going to have an exit in three to

01:25:36.040 seven years. So actually, I also have to like the person that I'm investing into because we're

01:25:39.800 going to talk a lot. I have to actually want to go to dinner with them. Three to seven years on

01:25:44.140 average, if they go bankrupt, it's usually within two years. The reason we reduce our risk is that

01:25:49.160 we're putting up enough money and we'll put up more money if we have to so they don't go bankrupt.

01:25:52.780 Out of my 37 investments, zero have gone bankrupt. They're still alive. They're not all crushing,

01:25:56.700 but they're still alive. And five have exited and two went public. And so the gamble is when you

01:26:01.020 have a liquidity event what do you do like we just sold sneaker con a portion of it to ebay

01:26:06.040 that's a big liquidity event sick the same day we got the wire i wired all of the money out to

01:26:10.560 other investments same day that you already had lined up yeah the same literally the same day you

01:26:15.220 didn't buy a boat no i don't want a boat i don't want a boat i love that you want a boat i have a

01:26:20.960 boat some people want a boat some people don't want a boat you're gonna have your friends need

01:26:27.020 have boats yeah that's go in your friend's boat friends that have boats are better though boats

01:26:33.140 are expensive yeah yeah so then you guys are partners in this venture we co-invest in a bunch

01:26:38.340 of different deals together so he invests in the sports card business with me he's also our biggest

01:26:42.400 client because he's a gambler he likes to buy cards all the time yeah we invest a bunch of

01:26:47.060 crypto together he did 17 million his first week with his nft and so i invested in his oh that's

01:26:52.480 right what um meta bounty hunters that's right my discord caught on caught on that yeah you did

01:26:59.760 four million the first 38 minutes how did you do that good marketing but how well so meta bounty

01:27:07.720 hunters was based on two premises and i agree with what you're saying about your dow by the way

01:27:11.500 i think what you're doing is innovative and it's a good example to people of how it should be done

01:27:15.860 with meta bounty hunters we were really clear with the roadmap so we down to the dollar said how we

01:27:21.560 were going to allocate the use of proceeds of sale which was we have a defi protocol we were

01:27:26.340 going to take 85 of the mint revenue put it into this defi protocol and use it to generate rewards

01:27:31.540 that we would give back to the community so far in 12 weeks we've paid out nine million dollars in

01:27:36.840 rewards back to the community holders of the nfts sick so in 12 weeks if you bought a meta bounty

01:27:43.240 hunter you've already recouped 50 of your purchase price sick and our floor price is more than 3x

01:27:49.080 the mint even today like we haven't lost any value we've been going up so clarity on clarity

01:27:55.440 on what you're going to do and then we built the first smart contract that had an affiliate

01:28:03.240 component so in our reward mechanism we put so if i refer you and you refer somebody when we pay

01:28:11.520 out those rewards i benefit because you referred him had that been done before no but it's the best

01:28:18.500 way to create like viral propagation of something reward people incentivize them so when it started

01:28:25.160 it just went crazy like we did it all organically we didn't pay a single celebrity influencer anyone

01:28:32.080 we just got the right people on board and they started spreading it and then people started

01:28:36.520 understanding the affiliate aspect and then it just we sold out very cool yeah then we buy nfts

01:28:42.680 together he bought four more board apes today i didn't know about it i just buy i just pay for

01:28:46.120 because i trust in what he's doing it's like 92 94 where are we right now uh we put in some lower

01:28:51.820 offers and like did you get them yeah like mid 80s yeah did you see my ape by any chance

01:28:57.600 i bought the um super the one the house yeah yeah yeah i've been i'm excited to see what uh

01:29:06.220 what happens with those over the near the near term a lot of a lot of really successful business

01:29:11.360 people that i know have a partner how did you find each other and how do you have the trust

01:29:17.340 in one another last part of that question is like why yep so one i'm mitigating risk when i'm

01:29:26.560 buying pieces of things i buy pieces of poker players when they play tournaments i buy pieces

01:29:30.300 of sports cards and pokemon cards i buy pieces investments i'd be i buy pieces of houses i buy

01:29:34.540 pieces of fourplexes i'd rather buy pieces of a lot of things than be all in on any one thing

01:29:38.540 because I have some PTSD from losing

01:29:40.300 my $65 million company overnight. 0.96

01:29:42.560 Yeah, that sucks. 0.96

01:29:44.200 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:44.600 So that's one part.

01:29:46.060 But I know lots and lots and lots and lots of rich people

01:29:48.880 and most of them I would never do deals with.

01:29:51.020 I'm just friends with them

01:29:51.860 or I'll let them invest into things

01:29:53.720 or maybe I'll invest with them into one thing.

01:29:55.800 But Travis is blind trust.

01:29:56.800 He literally told me today on the drive here,

01:29:58.500 we bought four board apes.

01:30:00.200 We. 0.59

01:30:00.680 Yeah.

01:30:01.260 I'm going to pay for half of it.

01:30:02.500 I don't know which ones they are.

01:30:04.700 Don't know how cute they are.

01:30:06.240 I just don't have half of them.

01:30:07.260 They're cute.

01:30:08.120 Make no mistake.

01:30:09.420 We picked the cutest one.

01:30:10.660 The biggest thing to protect yourself from partnerships and investing is really, really blunt communication.

01:30:16.240 And knowing that if this person does this and I do this, this is what happens.

01:30:20.560 The hard part is Mike thinks you're going to do this and you think you're going to do that.

01:30:24.500 And in your minds, you didn't say what the other person was going to do.

01:30:27.120 And that's the biggest thing that happens in husbands and wives, boyfriends and girlfriends, employees and staff and friends.

01:30:33.300 They break up over communication.

01:30:34.960 Yeah.

01:30:35.480 Because she thought I was going to be home at nine.

01:30:37.260 I thought I was going to be home at 10 and I just didn't say anything.

01:30:39.220 She didn't either.

01:30:40.380 My mom thought I was going to clean the room five days in a row.

01:30:42.620 I thought I was going to do it once.

01:30:43.640 I was just going to do it on Friday.

01:30:44.960 She's mad at me. 1.00

01:30:45.620 I'm mad at her because she didn't pay me for cleaning my room.

01:30:47.520 Got it.

01:30:47.920 It's just those things.

01:30:49.160 And so in investor friendships, having blunt communication and saying,

01:30:52.440 I'm going to do this and you're going to do this and be clear about that.

01:30:55.700 Smart.

01:30:56.500 But you had already been successful on your own, right?

01:30:59.580 Yeah.

01:31:00.260 And then did it start with a friendship?

01:31:02.720 And I'm assuming there's no contract or is there a contract?

01:31:06.040 So in certain deals, there's contracts. 0.99

01:31:07.520 In certain, like, Bored Apes, no.

01:31:09.320 You bought four Bored Apes, cool.

01:31:10.680 I'll wire you the money.

01:31:11.700 Gotcha.

01:31:12.820 Interesting.

01:31:13.160 For the most part, let's be really clear.

01:31:14.480 You should have contracts with everything.

01:31:16.280 Really?

01:31:16.760 Yeah.

01:31:17.660 Or at least document it somewhere.

01:31:18.360 Jeff and I don't have a contract.

01:31:19.400 At least document it somewhere.

01:31:21.400 I think we maybe have a text.

01:31:23.160 Eight years?

01:31:23.760 No.

01:31:24.040 Eight years, no contract.

01:31:24.960 No text.

01:31:26.100 You know when people ask you the same question over and over, like,

01:31:28.560 what would you tell your younger self?

01:31:30.560 I answer the same way every single time.

01:31:32.920 Sign contracts with everyone, including your mom.

01:31:34.720 This is a very famous

01:31:36.800 Dan thing

01:31:38.520 This is like a viral

01:31:39.700 I've seen this a million times

01:31:41.140 It's a very important thing

01:31:44.740 Pam?

01:31:46.160 From my side

01:31:46.880 I leave it up to him

01:31:52.080 I leave it up to the others

01:31:53.520 To give me stuff

01:31:54.640 Sure, to certain people

01:31:56.060 The snakes

01:31:57.820 The snakes like my mom, Pam

01:32:00.940 I was just going to cry again

01:32:03.360 Oh man, I'm sorry

01:32:04.320 You have to keep in mind, when you end up in a courtroom, it's not usually the person that you went up against.

01:32:08.900 It's their lawyers and their people in their ear.

01:32:10.960 Oh, yeah.

01:32:11.760 So when you get into a divorce, right, the husband and wife loved each other for 14 years. 0.98

01:32:15.760 When they end up in court, it's the divorce attorney and every one of her friends that's in her ear, like, oh, screw him.

01:32:21.640 The good thing I will say about this camp, and it wasn't always like this, but when you've partnered for so many years and done so many projects together,

01:32:29.860 like his manager is my manager his lawyer is my lawyer our accountants are all of our and i'm still

01:32:37.140 not saying that that would put but there are no ear we are in each other's ears you know what i'm

01:32:41.360 saying which is which is not usually how it is so we're a little bit more siloed from that type of

01:32:48.300 activity or protect from that type of activity but you're absolutely right dude but contracts

01:32:51.440 the thing is is people always feel like someone's going to be offended when a contract is written

01:32:56.220 that's not actually how it works like contracts protect both parties then they're super they're

01:33:00.480 super fucking smart you got married yes that was fun it was really a lot of fun you got a

01:33:06.920 you came late i know i'm sorry i was probably drunk not that i'm not that i'm bitter i went 0.98

01:33:10.780 to your wedding it was it was fun uh uh do you have a prenup i do not have a prenup even though

01:33:18.200 i advise everyone else to have a prenup i'm being really clear you should have a prenup

01:33:22.160 why did you not have a prenup?

01:33:24.340 I know for a fact I'm going to be with her forever.

01:33:27.800 And if something were to happen, something can happen.

01:33:30.780 If something were to happen, I would happily give her half.

01:33:33.820 You're the man, Dan.

01:33:34.780 That was amazing.

01:33:36.260 Okay, but this is what I was going to say next.

01:33:38.440 You operate your business strategy with a shitload of empathy and give back.

01:33:45.560 Even just me.

01:33:46.760 You had me on stage at the event.

01:33:48.400 I ended up speaking about originals.

01:33:50.180 You guys ended up buying the thing.

01:33:51.840 And over the years, you're just so generous.

01:33:56.040 You're in kind.

01:33:56.980 I think it's one of the things that people like most about you.

01:33:59.560 Is that part of your philosophy?

01:34:01.580 Is it part of who you are?

01:34:02.660 Do you have to tell yourself that you're going to abide by this gracious type of attitude?

01:34:09.420 I just think that if everyone wins, we all win.

01:34:12.340 And there's sometimes when I take losses, I still win.

01:34:15.000 There's a lot of things that happen, a situation that happened that I should sue that person. 0.99

01:34:18.960 Yeah, because I know you've been fucked over. 0.99

01:34:20.320 Yes. 0.99

01:34:20.680 and that person does owe me hundreds of thousands of dollars

01:34:23.500 or millions of dollars, something happens

01:34:24.940 and I'm just not going to go through a three-year battle

01:34:27.200 with that person.

01:34:29.320 And also when I go into situations

01:34:30.960 where I was planning to donate 20K

01:34:33.320 and I'd donate 100,000,

01:34:35.480 emotionally I know I'm going to get that back

01:34:36.980 and things happen, there's karma involved in it.

01:34:38.960 So a lot of situations come up from business

01:34:40.540 to charity to people to whatever.

01:34:42.940 I just know that in the long run,

01:34:44.680 what does it matter the 50K or 10K or $100?

01:34:47.380 By the way, every number I say is relative to your situation.

01:34:49.360 It could be $50, $100.

01:34:50.680 later in life i'm going to be really rich or dead and eventually both right and so to me if if

01:34:59.820 someone screws me over in a situation i just don't ever talk to them again and i'm going to move on

01:35:02.980 with my life and other stuff's you know going to come from it and if i take a lesser on a deal

01:35:07.320 i think good stuff's going to come from that too you got a prenup uh no you should still have a

01:35:14.300 prenup guys if you're listening yeah i just want to be clear it's really important no by the way

01:35:19.300 it's really important so if that boat you know if that boat if things go south it's a maintenance

01:35:24.360 problem it's gonna become a dinghy he goes it's a maintenance break out another town no no you i

01:35:30.620 mean in most cases you should have a prenup we went into it like we have an agreement in place

01:35:36.520 of like how things work if we were to go around our own ways like we talked about it in advance

01:35:44.560 we had lawyers set things up so it's like a prenup but it's not because when you sell a

01:35:50.660 company for nine figures and she gets part of it then it's not a prenup of that company started

01:35:55.180 after got it but but at the end of the day like i think what dan said like if you don't have a

01:36:02.840 prenup you need to have the conversation and be very clear on it and make sure that it's documented

01:36:08.480 somewhere like with us it was her and i went in and sat down with my attorney and he we walked

01:36:13.960 through everything like up front how it would be if something happened without needing a prenup

01:36:19.320 that still gave her like for me like it was important to give her upside in the future right

01:36:25.900 it's like a prenup you can also carve out where like if you're logan he's already built his brand

01:36:30.920 anything that comes from that she gets nothing on it right for me it was important like if i'm

01:36:35.480 gonna marry somebody that person's got to be contributing to my life yeah i want them to have

01:36:39.480 an upside in the future as well so there's different ways of carving it out than having

01:36:45.100 a prenup that says i'm already me anything i do you get nothing from yeah yeah that makes sense

01:36:50.600 that seems the most logical to me yeah my dad's a big prenup guy every if you get married you

01:36:56.280 should have a prenup dan you you don't take your own advice so i don't know how long have you both

01:37:03.040 been married for you you have been uh we've been together seven years married for four four years

01:37:07.380 same together seven years married four all right what's going on here y'all y'all meet beforehand

01:37:13.400 it's tattooed on my arm so i can validate it he's like it's right here that 313 so i don't

01:37:19.000 ever forget yeah that's my mom's birthday yeah so what's up what's next what can we invest in

01:37:25.740 lots of things we're i'm raising four million dollars this weekend uh for a beverage company

01:37:30.380 so you can't invest in that sorry um hey i mean for a beverage company yeah you probably shouldn't

01:37:35.600 Is it hydration?

01:37:37.900 No.

01:37:40.860 Are you raising money? 1.00

01:37:41.780 Because we kick your ass, Dan. 1.00

01:37:43.200 It's not a competitor. 1.00

01:37:44.300 Are you raising money for Prime?

01:37:45.580 Are you raising money for Prime?

01:37:46.420 I don't think we are.

01:37:47.820 Not yet.

01:37:48.380 You should.

01:37:48.940 You should.

01:37:49.580 Why?

01:37:50.140 So we can invest.

01:37:53.400 No, I'll explain why.

01:37:55.140 So separate from angel investors, there's something called strategic investors, where

01:37:58.740 it's not about the money, but you get a guy like Gary Vee to put in 100K.

01:38:02.340 The 100K is irrelevant.

01:38:03.420 You now have Gary Vee.

01:38:04.180 you get a guy that's or a girl that's got a huge company or nfl team or own a big agency or a tv

01:38:11.040 studio them putting in the 100k is irrelevant of the cash part they're now part of your company

01:38:15.560 i'll give you the example i raised four million dollars for the sports card business i capped

01:38:20.080 everyone at 100k these are guys like the owner of forever 21 multi-billionaire 100k yeah guy owns

01:38:26.120 six million square feet in new york 100k yeah people that wanted to put in the whole four

01:38:30.160 million i didn't let him you can put in 100k would that be considered like a celebrity round

01:38:33.780 that's like kind of they're they're still before that like that's going to come down the line

01:38:37.560 right i would assume if if at all we can do it travis and dan around

01:38:42.340 we do need it we'll do it right now we do need a boat

01:38:48.120 we can have a boat with the investment we need a jet do you have a jet no we rent we should talk

01:38:53.980 about that though we're going to launch a dow around a fleet of jets because you don't need

01:38:58.480 one jet you need like a fleet in different all different cities yeah sure it's called terrier

01:39:04.920 terrier yeah i mean both of our wives have dogs yeah do you guys ever find it hard to find a

01:39:10.000 flight that will accompany your dog because here at terrier we fly with our dogs like it yeah i

01:39:16.240 mean dude there's a major problem in the middle class for people who are trying to travel their

01:39:19.500 animals they're our brothers and sisters and it offends me that we can't travel with them

01:39:22.920 what you mean jet now i'm interested we're gonna uh yeah it's our next nft project okay we're gonna

01:39:29.160 launch uh well we'll just tell you somebody wants to compete with us they can go for it we're gonna

01:39:34.440 launch project mentor jet so for dan and people like dan let's speak at events you you got to

01:39:39.960 fly somewhere anywhere anyway so there'll be nfts at a hundred thousand each 50 of them those will

01:39:46.280 be for people that are bigger investors that'll be a part of the ownership of the dow the dow

01:39:50.840 we'll own other jet assets then we'll launch 10 000 at 5 000 each that'll give people either a

01:39:56.480 one or two year membership access to get on the jet and let's say you're flying from la to vegas

01:40:02.540 you go in the discord and put in hey i'm going to be on this flight the people who own one of the

01:40:06.820 nfts can go on buy one of those nine seats and for that hour they get to hang out with you ask

01:40:13.400 you questions let me tell you something that's fucking fantastic i this is the most we can trade

01:40:19.660 equity for prime i'll be buying one of those this is the most fantastic or this is the most 0.95

01:40:25.120 pretentious thing i've ever said but um i've had some of the most transformative conversations of

01:40:31.660 my life on on private jets something about being locked in a fuselage with smart people because

01:40:36.840 i'm always i'm bumming by the way i'm not fucking paying for this so uh i ask so many questions to

01:40:42.320 whoever's jet i'm on or even just i'm on with my friends we have like deep meaningful conversations 0.85

01:40:47.200 sometimes it's fun

01:40:48.040 the drinks start flowing

01:40:49.660 you know

01:40:50.000 the energy gets loose

01:40:51.800 manager Jeff

01:40:52.640 takes his shirt off

01:40:53.320 it makes a mess

01:40:54.360 on a plane

01:40:54.700 now we're blacklisted

01:40:55.340 from a certain

01:40:55.840 vertical jets

01:40:56.600 no things happen

01:40:57.660 things happen

01:40:59.320 but that's awesome

01:41:00.460 you guys are savvy

01:41:01.960 we've been working on this

01:41:03.160 for months and months

01:41:03.820 and months

01:41:04.140 I think it has to happen

01:41:05.140 oh it's like a serious

01:41:06.020 oh

01:41:06.380 no we're dead serious

01:41:06.960 this isn't just like an idea

01:41:07.840 like this is like

01:41:08.500 are you

01:41:08.940 are you

01:41:09.820 it'll happen

01:41:13.780 now Tony Robbins

01:41:15.380 is flying from LA

01:41:16.080 to New York

01:41:16.740 he gets to fly for free or he can even make money

01:41:18.780 but then on that plane there's six to nine

01:41:21.160 other people that can pay for those seats

01:41:22.880 this is awesome

01:41:25.400 I want one

01:41:26.100 I'll give you one if you fly on it

01:41:29.180 oh fire

01:41:30.280 I still want to

01:41:33.060 reiterate

01:41:34.920 because you got the NFT

01:41:36.820 you got the original

01:41:37.540 did you do it to talk 1.00

01:41:41.160 about your own shit 0.99

01:41:41.940 I want to provide value to you guys 0.99

01:41:45.460 right

01:41:46.880 No, we just did it to come in an hour.

01:41:48.440 You just did it.

01:41:49.700 We did it because in the moment we said we were going to do it.

01:41:55.500 So we did it.

01:41:56.320 So funny.

01:41:57.260 Timing worked out good.

01:41:58.660 Are you afraid of launching anything in this crypto environment?

01:42:02.120 Are you scared?

01:42:03.040 By the way, timing wise, nine days ago or 10 days ago,

01:42:05.800 he launched his second NFT and was number one in OpenSea.

01:42:09.080 What was that one called?

01:42:09.840 In the midst of this entire chaos.

01:42:11.460 Called MetaLabs.

01:42:13.160 MetaLabs is our agency.

01:42:15.920 that's doing all these other projects so we've done projects for like sean whalen who owns line

01:42:21.160 not sheep we're doing a supplement brand called bucked up it's one of the largest supplement

01:42:25.920 companies in the i met i met i met the guys when i hung up jeff and ryan they're my homies

01:42:30.280 oh cool so are the diesel brothers cool i love those guys be with them this weekend

01:42:34.100 where where i like i'm throwing that big event in salt lake this weekend we got a jet tonight

01:42:38.460 you can come on to salt lake yeah where am i in la i gotta work

01:42:43.400 but you're not gonna buy a jet personally i would buy a jet yeah right now we haven't had to just

01:42:50.340 rent renting is so easy right now yeah it's like there's so much out there um we charted for

01:42:55.920 tonight it was do you ever like spend money like a normal human that makes a lot of money

01:43:02.040 so it's interesting i haven't owned a car in seven years i just uber everywhere the answer

01:43:06.500 to that question is no i want to buy i want to buy companies i don't want to i don't want to

01:43:11.000 buy a car i want to buy a car company okay i don't want to buy a watch i want to buy a watch company

01:43:14.840 but when do you buy the car you have a watch i've had one watch since 2008 i've had the same watch

01:43:20.400 you have one watch yeah my sleeves were too long so i didn't wear it i know i know a few people

01:43:27.760 like you who just are like so obsessed with the the hustle but i spend a lot of money so i don't

01:43:32.200 want to say that i don't spend money on stuff and experiences investment we went to aoki's charity

01:43:37.380 event we donate six figures but i didn't go spend a thousand dollars or two thousand dollars

01:43:41.900 at a nightclub or 10k at a nightclub but i'll donate six figures to him because it's him or

01:43:46.140 to you right it's the people that are around us that spending 300k with you or donating 300k to

01:43:51.100 aoki we're excited to do it but i would not spend 10k at the win for a table anymore 20 15 years and

01:43:56.720 you don't have to because you've invested so much with steve aoki you just go to his table right so

01:44:00.300 you're smart smart it's a very good strategy when do you reward yourself though i i admire people

01:44:06.880 like you but it's fun we happy camper you don't want a bugatti okay i did buy one thing and i

01:44:14.360 haven't told anybody a boat it's secret you're gonna like this a lot because you bought the

01:44:18.480 same thing pokemon i bought a 26 acre ranch oh cool cool oh nice sick great investment and it's

01:44:27.620 got everything in my contract there's 13 goats the fainting goats i had to sign for it wow the

01:44:35.680 fainting goats. In escrow, I had to sign for fainting

01:44:37.720 goats. I love them. You scream at them and they

01:44:39.680 lock up and fall.

01:44:41.720 And how long do they

01:44:43.820 stay down for? What's that?

01:44:45.720 10 to 30 seconds? Yeah.

01:44:48.240 How is that like an

01:44:49.740 evolutionary trait that like ensured these things

01:44:51.640 survival? Like they're just scared and they

01:44:53.700 fall? What if they were mostly scared

01:44:55.800 of bears or like

01:44:57.200 isn't there like certain animals that you should play dead for

01:44:59.700 or wasn't bears? 0.52

01:45:01.800 Hell no. I thought, no.

01:45:03.680 There is an animal

01:45:04.660 No you're supposed to get big

01:45:06.040 For a bear

01:45:06.540 And make a lot of noise

01:45:07.380 And say hey bear

01:45:08.180 I don't know that

01:45:08.900 But I thought at some point

01:45:09.820 You play

01:45:10.180 Once they get too close

01:45:11.180 You play dead

01:45:11.760 Wasn't that a thing

01:45:12.780 With like grizzly bears

01:45:13.680 I'm gonna listen 1.00

01:45:14.280 Yeah that's when you get fucked 1.00

01:45:16.320 Or picked up by their mouth 1.00

01:45:18.080 And just like

01:45:18.780 Now you get eaten

01:45:20.800 Yeah like the

01:45:21.560 Leonardo DiCaprio movie

01:45:22.300 He's googling it

01:45:23.260 Who do I play dead for

01:45:25.320 What animal

01:45:26.680 Was it supposed to play dead for

01:45:27.760 Oh those involving

01:45:28.440 Grizzly bears

01:45:29.000 What does it say 0.97

01:45:30.180 Girls

01:45:30.720 Those involving 0.67

01:45:31.860 Girls 0.91

01:45:32.280 Women 1.00

01:45:33.400 Oh, so Grizzlies tend to get defensive when they feel threatened.

01:45:37.240 So playing dead lets the bear know that you're not a threat

01:45:39.560 and can cause it to back off.

01:45:41.820 Can.

01:45:43.720 I think it's just for anyone listening who's going to get involved in a bear attack.

01:45:48.000 I think you're supposed to grab sticks and get as big as you can.

01:45:51.760 Correct.

01:45:52.260 Oh, that's all for sure.

01:45:53.420 And you say, hey, bear.

01:45:57.380 I've seen so many videos.

01:45:58.700 Why do they always say that?

01:46:00.180 Hey, bear.

01:46:00.920 Like, what do they think?

01:46:01.560 The bear's just going to be like, yeah, what's up?

01:46:02.980 Like, why that specifically?

01:46:05.060 Why not just, but no, I think you're right. 0.99

01:46:07.480 And then at some point when you are fucked 0.99

01:46:09.800 and they're not listening to your salutation of, hey, bear, 1.00

01:46:13.760 you're supposed to lay flat on your stomach

01:46:15.340 with your hands clasped behind your neck,

01:46:17.520 spread your legs to make it harder for the bear to turn you over

01:46:19.540 and remain extremely still until the bear leaves the area.

01:46:23.540 Wow.

01:46:24.700 And the more you know.

01:46:25.960 The reason I brought this up is because it's every publication, Jeff. 0.97

01:46:29.360 I rarely speak from my butthole on the show. 0.94

01:46:32.260 I just say stuff 0.99

01:46:33.080 he makes fun of me

01:46:33.740 and then I find the source

01:46:34.460 happens all the time

01:46:35.680 anyways

01:46:37.880 have you ever been

01:46:38.520 attacked by a bear

01:46:39.240 I have not

01:46:40.000 would you like to

01:46:42.660 a bear approached

01:46:45.060 our campground

01:46:46.280 when I was like

01:46:46.660 five years old

01:46:47.180 it's still in my head

01:46:48.500 it did not attack us though

01:46:49.380 it just came for our food

01:46:50.240 I got in trouble

01:46:52.020 at Yosemite for that

01:46:53.060 what your food

01:46:54.500 we didn't lock up

01:46:55.780 our food proper

01:46:56.440 I get it 0.99

01:46:56.960 we fucked up 0.96

01:46:57.560 I was drunk 0.99

01:46:58.100 a lot

01:46:58.560 and yeah

01:47:00.900 because the bears will come

01:47:01.860 oh yeah

01:47:02.340 and sift through

01:47:02.880 they'll make

01:47:03.180 their peanut butter

01:47:03.740 jelly sandwiches

01:47:04.340 they're ready

01:47:04.920 yeah they'll cook

01:47:05.640 oh they'll actually

01:47:06.420 prepare food

01:47:07.520 that's right

01:47:07.960 now I need to

01:47:12.200 find a source

01:47:12.780 so what's up

01:47:14.940 I mean what's good

01:47:16.360 is there anything else

01:47:17.120 there's lots

01:47:17.820 I can talk about anything

01:47:18.920 social media

01:47:19.580 talking about investing

01:47:20.780 talk about your seminars

01:47:22.400 that I was at

01:47:23.260 where you educate people

01:47:24.700 like you're doing now

01:47:25.520 so I have three levels

01:47:27.180 I have one that's free

01:47:28.300 called elevator nights

01:47:29.440 doing that 47 times

01:47:31.040 300 to 1,000 guests show up

01:47:34.220 and then I'll bring in speakers

01:47:35.660 like Jake Paul and Russell Simmons

01:47:37.400 all these type of characters

01:47:38.320 will speak for free

01:47:39.740 just to teach to the crowd

01:47:41.020 for three hours

01:47:41.580 I have another group

01:47:42.860 called the Avengers

01:47:43.420 it's $35,000 per person

01:47:45.420 and we have 174 members

01:47:47.880 and we teach them

01:47:49.160 about real estate

01:47:49.780 investing

01:47:50.320 a lot of the questions

01:47:50.940 we talked about today

01:47:51.580 we go through about

01:47:52.560 angel investing in business

01:47:53.520 how to buy

01:47:54.240 do they recoup their investment?

01:47:55.680 oh yeah

01:47:56.020 because remember

01:47:57.060 the things that you learn

01:47:58.140 are for life

01:47:58.760 so if I teach you

01:47:59.620 how to save 3% of your taxes

01:48:00.960 you don't save taxes once yeah now say three percent for many many years

01:48:05.140 i'll do that right now i'll do that right i'll do that right this second and so we create these

01:48:12.120 so they pay 35k for three weekends a year and those three weekends are in person and then we

01:48:18.300 have the high-end group which is the one this weekend it's a hundred thousand dollars per

01:48:21.540 person we sold out 100 spots and that's called the hundred million mastermind experience and

01:48:26.820 it's three days three times a year same concept we do a weekly call every thursday but then those

01:48:30.840 three weekends that's where i'll spend two million dollars in a weekend like this weekend

01:48:34.540 where i'll bring in celebrities entertainers performances and it's all surprises nobody

01:48:38.540 knows who's performing this weekend they nobody knows who's getting interviewed all they know is

01:48:41.740 they got to show up and you could say because this will be out after i can't say because there's

01:48:46.720 people in the room that are gonna be there you also rent out like whole you also like rent out

01:48:50.220 whole stadiums and shit yeah i've seen you rent out whole stadiums yeah even for like for like 0.63

01:48:53.800 100 people that's insane but amazing yeah rick ross performed it yeah i was at 0.96

01:48:59.220 I like experiences

01:49:01.500 so when you say

01:49:02.040 do I spend money

01:49:02.840 my birthday party

01:49:03.780 I spent $960,000

01:49:05.280 oh my god

01:49:06.060 that was one with Aoki

01:49:06.900 that was a good birthday

01:49:08.800 yeah

01:49:09.080 with Aoki

01:49:09.620 the world's largest

01:49:11.100 pizza festival

01:49:11.700 yeah

01:49:12.720 I remember that

01:49:13.540 second time I've thrown it

01:49:14.540 you know where you need

01:49:15.240 to do that next

01:49:15.880 in the pizza capital

01:49:17.120 of the world

01:49:17.580 New Haven Connecticut

01:49:18.600 New Haven Connecticut

01:49:19.420 let's go

01:49:19.920 you have to

01:49:21.160 Peppi's 0.85

01:49:21.900 Sally's

01:49:22.640 don't take this personally

01:49:23.800 Dan but like

01:49:24.340 why are these people

01:49:25.880 paying this much money

01:49:26.880 have you established

01:49:27.760 yourself as like

01:49:28.820 a credible guide for people who are interested in this type of entrepreneurship on social?

01:49:34.780 Sure. So it's a combination. So I'm the center point because I'm coming up with the concept of

01:49:39.480 these different masterminds, but I'm surrounding myself with other people that have really big

01:49:43.760 businesses that are also the instructors. So for the Avengers, there's nine other guys that have

01:49:48.060 done hundreds of millions of dollars in real estate each that they're learning from them.

01:49:52.360 So I don't do real estate. I invest in real estate with these guys, but they're the real

01:49:55.360 guys on the 100 million mastermind i have 22 instructors the minimum criteria is they've done

01:50:00.720 over 100 million in sales wow so it's not about dan dan's the creator of the mastermind oh i got

01:50:06.360 22 people for you to learn from you might not even talk to me you can learn about this guy did 200

01:50:10.540 million in cannabis that guy did 300 million facebook ads like i did 900 million and sold

01:50:14.820 this company that guy sold this company for 400 million like i surround myself with those people

01:50:19.280 i'm the center point but those are the people that they can learn from how do they find out

01:50:22.880 about this is it just you we're catching you here you've built this yeah i've been throwing

01:50:28.440 those free events for 47 times right i've thrown elevator nights for a decade for free yeah i never

01:50:33.940 had an intention of creating a paid mastermind i just kept speaking everybody else's and i realized

01:50:38.600 what are they doing right what are they doing wrong what people like about it i want to make

01:50:41.940 the best highest level version so you're not a fake guru no definitely not you know about the

01:50:46.100 fake gurus so the problem for fake gurus and why there's like 22 year old life coaches 0.97

01:50:50.180 shut the fuck up get out of here the problem is yeah like okay dude you you don't you haven't 0.98

01:51:01.480 lived enough life to tell me you haven't been to do you were just born like the problem with most 1.00

01:51:06.480 of the the fake gurus is they go do one thing or no thing so they go do one company right and they

01:51:11.860 they did three million in sales and they talk about all their ads say i learn how i did three

01:51:16.020 million sales. That's gross sales. That means they netted 300,000 or less. They didn't net very much.

01:51:21.760 For me, I'm not really selling anything. I'm not pitching to people to buy my course or buy my

01:51:26.180 thing or swipe up. I don't have that or do that. Almost all my content is free. All my events are

01:51:30.400 free. My charity events are free. My pizza, everything I throw is free, free, free, free,

01:51:33.940 free, free, free. But the circle I get from it and things I get to invest into is why I do that part

01:51:39.280 of it. The main reason people learn from me or guys like Travis is I've been through the good

01:51:44.680 the bad i've been through the lawsuits i've been through the breakups i've been through staff

01:51:48.980 leaving i've been through uh costco shipping back 4.3 million dollars in beverages because

01:51:54.640 rockstar paid them to kick me out i've been through a war we can talk about that later

01:51:58.540 i've been through the wars of good and bad my poker sites my brands my investments my social

01:52:04.000 media i've been through a lot of things so people can pick and choose what do they want to learn

01:52:07.500 from i'll learn how to do charity you want to learn how to do investing you want to learn how

01:52:10.840 to start your business you want whatever and so by writing multiple books and throwing all these

01:52:15.400 events and investing all these companies i use that information to teach people and that's where

01:52:19.120 the validity comes from the hard part for most of the fake gurus is they never did anything yeah

01:52:24.320 right they either they watch the course and they learn something and then they try to regurgitate

01:52:28.660 it yeah the people that you should learn from are guys like ed my let guys worth 600 million dollars

01:52:33.780 andy forsella from first form companies worth billions of dollars those are not fake gurus

01:52:38.520 Those are guys that have built gazillion dollar companies, have large followings and speak with actual experience.

01:52:44.200 So when you're out there trying to learn from someone and you don't have to learn from me or learn from Travis or Logan, Mike, et cetera.

01:52:49.860 Look at the people that you want to do what they're doing.

01:52:52.600 You want to get in fashion?

01:52:53.600 You learn from Damon John, right?

01:52:55.600 You want to get into cooking?

01:52:56.820 Watch Martha Stewart.

01:52:57.520 The thing that you want to do, find the people that are actually living and breathing it, not the person you see on the paid media ad.

01:53:03.280 Yeah.

01:53:03.960 The guys you just named?

01:53:05.960 Ed Milet and Andy Fursella.

01:53:07.100 and even at your event that i was at everyone was a bodybuilder also why like no seriously i walked 0.65

01:53:15.340 in the back room i was like these people are fucking huge and they all are worth like 100 0.67

01:53:19.040 mil does fitness and fiscal success go hand in hand i was wondering when you were going to say 0.97

01:53:24.860 how huge i am and you do you do um fitness does go hand in hand because once you start to hit a

01:53:31.800 certain pinnacle of wealth and you start to get 1 million then 5 million 10 million 50 million 100

01:53:35.760 et cetera you really start to think about your own mortality and you start to have family and

01:53:40.360 children and like people depend on you and so health became a really big thing the last four

01:53:45.940 or five years in particular across all categories health became a really big thing and so some of

01:53:51.420 them are taking it to the extreme of getting yeah ripped and huge that is not a prerequisite of

01:53:56.020 being rich that's a very small percentage of people but the event you went to for in that

01:54:00.700 example the guys that were speaking were big fitness entrepreneurs and own fitness companies

01:54:04.600 oh that makes sense

01:54:05.500 dude everyone was so big

01:54:07.280 I walked backstage

01:54:07.920 I was like

01:54:08.260 I was the smallest guy there

01:54:09.860 it was gnarly

01:54:12.360 okay

01:54:13.760 what was I gonna say

01:54:15.100 you have a charity

01:54:16.580 you have a philanthropy

01:54:17.580 yeah

01:54:18.360 so for the last 10 years

01:54:20.320 I have a charity

01:54:20.740 called Model Citizen Fund

01:54:21.780 we make backpacks

01:54:23.200 for the homeless

01:54:23.720 with 150 items inside

01:54:25.500 half of it's food and drinks

01:54:27.180 and the other half is supplies

01:54:28.280 cleaning supplies

01:54:29.800 a poncho

01:54:30.460 a watch

01:54:30.900 sleeping bag

01:54:31.420 it all goes in this backpack

01:54:32.920 is it like a

01:54:33.580 like a best of luck

01:54:34.580 here trying to survive? So it's for people that are either in orphanages, teen abuse shelters,

01:54:39.760 women abuse shelters, or mostly homeless shelters. We give them this backpack and it's got about a

01:54:44.460 month's worth of food, drinks, supplies type things. And the other things they can use for

01:54:47.340 a long time. There's a whistle, there's a watch, there's a sleeping bag, things that they could

01:54:51.020 utilize. And so we've been doing that for a decade. I don't ever publicly raise money for it. I just

01:54:56.080 donate it myself and then I throw events a couple of times a year or I'll incorporate to a certain

01:55:00.360 event and make my charity the beneficiary. But the concept is people can replicate it and people

01:55:06.480 can go do their own backpacks. You don't need my backpacks. You can go make Ziploc bags and give

01:55:10.620 it to the homeless yourself. I try to do so much charity to inspire people to replicate me, not to

01:55:14.480 donate to me. We do four times a year with the Trina's Kids Foundation here at Hubble Studio,

01:55:19.060 where you came to before. We've been doing that for seven years. We do a back to school drive.

01:55:24.500 We do a report card day drive and 400 Latin families come there and we give them these

01:55:28.520 the supplies for school and we do the thanksgiving food drive every year i need you to donate to my

01:55:34.140 food drive i want you to do a food drive in pittsburgh and in alabama so you're gracious

01:55:38.580 you're super gracious i also like that that approach too because people are very fearful

01:55:44.780 and like scared of promoting or or visually showcasing the fact that they've done good yes

01:55:52.380 and i and well i understand that because people always say like why couldn't you help that old

01:55:57.560 lady across the street and not film it right like like you're doing it for ego i've always said i

01:56:02.820 don't care if you're doing it i'm not saying you are i don't care if you're doing it for ego because

01:56:06.820 the only thing that that can really do besides make people think you're whatever right is inspire

01:56:12.260 people to do the same exactly and so i never have had a problem with people being like yo today i'm

01:56:16.260 going and don't like for us in my space a big one is steve will do it yeah steve gives crushes it

01:56:21.860 millions and millions of dollars to everyone right and like buys people houses and they're the

01:56:26.940 thumbnails of his video like that is the video and the title of the video and so i think some

01:56:31.940 people will be like oh he's exploiting that no he's not he's inspiring millions of people every 0.67

01:56:37.700 week to go and do the same fucking thing and so i actually i actually really think that i think 0.68

01:56:41.800 people should be doing more of that instead of less yeah put more of it on social media document 0.87

01:56:46.940 it there's a viral it's not a bad thing right there's a viral meme that explains that where

01:56:51.440 people are like oh you shouldn't donate it or you shouldn't do it if you have to film it

01:56:54.860 the concept to me is if i show you how to do and i make it easy hey here's how we do a thanksgiving

01:57:01.280 food drive here's how we do a toy drive every year you go do it think about what happens when i

01:57:07.220 which has happened over the last few years i now see people tagging me all the time hey we just

01:57:11.940 gave out 100 backpacks hey we just threw our own toy drive hey we just did a thanksgiving food drive

01:57:16.180 hey we did report card day here in wisconsin fantastic and that's a step up what you're doing

01:57:21.300 is a step a tremendous step up because you're actually giving instruction on how to replicate

01:57:24.540 as opposed to just saying yo this is what i did so that's like even two two years two years ago

01:57:29.100 in salt lake a guy named jimmy rex started something called the hundred dollar dinner club

01:57:32.180 where a bunch of friends get together and they're going to donate pitching 100 bucks each

01:57:36.340 and surprise the waitress and you film it i've seen that amazing it went so viral thousands of

01:57:42.820 people are replicating us all over the country nobody even knows jimmy's name that he's the one

01:57:46.000 that started doing it and now all these people are doing these hundred dollar dinner clubs and

01:57:49.280 And again, you can do it with $20, do it $2,000, whatever is financially appropriate for you. 1.00

01:57:53.760 But the concept is if you pitch in $100 each and there's 12 of you, you're going to change the waitress's life.

01:57:57.920 You're going to pay half her rent for the month, right?

01:58:00.040 So we started doing $1,000 version with like 20, 30 people showing up. 0.99

01:58:05.100 Holy shit, you could buy a car. 0.99

01:58:07.260 We did. 1.00

01:58:08.100 We actually did.

01:58:09.960 There you go.

01:58:10.780 That's exactly what we did.

01:58:11.700 We went to like a local taco shop in Salt Lake and had 31 people who donated $31,000.

01:58:16.080 That's amazing.

01:58:16.960 Wow.

01:58:17.680 And it's a complete surprise.

01:58:18.900 but by filming it some people were like oh i can't believe you why'd you film it blah blah 0.90

01:58:22.420 shut up that's ridiculous you know how many people are replicating us that have no idea who we are 0.82

01:58:26.060 anymore because it just the butterfly effect is crazy yeah so here's our same shameless pitch for 0.98

01:58:30.840 nfts yeah go this year for christmas we're going to set the guinness book of world record for doing

01:58:37.200 the world's largest giving tree so if you think about a piece of artwork in the central land on

01:58:43.080 a christmas tree somebody buys it that piece of artwork represents a family in thailand or africa

01:58:48.780 or LA or New York, wherever.

01:58:51.420 So blockchain, we can do it globally, right?

01:58:53.300 So we can do the world's largest,

01:58:54.540 not just LA's largest.

01:58:56.920 And we're going to build it all

01:58:58.240 with Metalabs Agency.

01:58:59.580 We're going to take zero profit,

01:59:01.240 nothing on it.

01:59:02.300 Every dollar that comes in will be donated.

01:59:04.580 But we want to send the Guinness Book of World Record

01:59:06.720 for doing the world's largest giving tree.

01:59:09.160 It's a metaverse giving tree.

01:59:10.780 Yeah.

01:59:11.600 And it will stay permanently forever.

01:59:13.480 So if you buy one of the ornaments,

01:59:15.240 you'll own that art forever.

01:59:16.400 But the tree will stay on that plot of land

01:59:18.580 forever what what representing that year what platform definitely to central and central and

01:59:23.360 oh you're already locked in there now we're open and and we did it and we're gonna tie it into

01:59:27.520 real life last december at the sofi stadium we brought in 16 000 toys with no notice with the

01:59:34.680 sanigo charger with the la chargers so we're gonna tie into real life and actually do it at sofi

01:59:39.560 stadium so people can come there in person instead of 16 000 toys hopefully we get like 50 or 100

01:59:43.500 thousand toys but the concept is we want people to replicate us so people donate through the

01:59:48.420 giving tree or go do their own version of giving tree this december we're going to show people 0.98

01:59:51.980 nfts can really do you guys are on your shit man i'm i'm glad i'm glad you guys won that auction 0.98

01:59:57.260 this was this was this was great thanks for having us yeah of course dude i i have to eat 0.99

02:00:01.220 i'm i'm starving i'm about to die we did we did multiple shows before yeah we had a lot

02:00:06.040 real quickly plug your instagram for if people want to follow you guys or no more

02:00:12.820 Dan Fleischman

02:00:14.080 he's at Travis Bot

02:00:15.040 I'm at Dan Fleischman

02:00:16.800 okay

02:00:17.180 on every single platform

02:00:18.640 and that's also

02:00:19.420 for you guys

02:00:20.020 have your same screen name

02:00:21.040 on every single platform

02:00:21.940 same bio photo

02:00:23.060 and same bio

02:00:23.740 everywhere

02:00:24.240 always the same

02:00:25.320 consistency

02:00:25.880 sharp

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02:00:36.940 oh yeah

02:00:38.160 we're about to hit it

02:00:39.060 no we have it with this one

02:00:40.600 for sure

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