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00:02:12.280 Everyone thinks he's like this tough kid.

00:02:14.080 And when he steps into the ring with me, 1.00

00:02:16.280 I'm going to expose him for the f***ing b***h that he is. 1.00

00:02:18.840 I knock him out two rounds. 1.00

00:02:20.280 Hold on a second.

00:02:22.080 That's my business part you're talking about.

00:02:29.140 worst music taste in history no patience because you get abs for a couple minutes 0.97

00:02:36.880 for the wwe you can just talk to your friends though you listen to garbage no okay dude hold

00:02:41.800 on a second terrible music no hold on hold on i have to say this i we were talking earlier about 0.75

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00:03:23.580 You need to school yourself brother

00:03:25.200 before you get schooled all right mike with that threat welcome back to impulsive the number one

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00:03:37.620 stoked about it it's been a good week we've been fired up a lot of podcasts uh by the time this

00:03:41.920 episode comes out i'll have done wwe summer slam hopefully i did not break any joints a little

00:03:46.820 worried about breaking some parts of my body but none of that matters because we have a very

00:03:50.860 important guest in the house today he's our number one recurring guest and he only comes

00:03:55.480 on when he has stuff to promote so ladies and gentlemen introducing my brother

00:04:00.540 thank you got a lot of stuff to promote man how you doing good man we're drinking coffee 0.93

00:04:11.900 yeah yeah uh why it's 7 p.m the fuck i go to sleep at like 4 a.m you stay up that late before even 0.72

00:04:19.120 when you're training before i fight at midnight what you can't get the brain clock ready to go 0.99

00:04:23.880 to sleep when i'm about to fight oh yeah that makes sense have you adjusted your schedule

00:04:27.660 to to be a boxer schedule yeah for the past like two years elaborate all i do is stay up late to

00:04:35.900 train at night and optimize for being awake at midnight which is when you fight dude i always

00:04:42.040 heard floyd mayweather did this i heard he i heard he would train at you know two three four a.m in

00:04:46.520 the morning he'd call his sparring partners and be like yo be here now at this time and he'd wake

00:04:49.700 up at like 4 p.m 5 p.m are you waking up that late uh waking up at like 2 p.m latest but what

00:04:55.760 if you have to fight in like uh london or like something like that you know what i'm saying is 0.99

00:05:00.180 that why you were too scared to fight tommy fury bro fuck you guys no but seriously what on a 0.99

00:05:07.780 serious note because that was a joke what happens if you have to fight elsewhere besides the you 1.00

00:05:11.620 just change your clock for that got it yeah yeah what's up hey buddy oh shit we haven't shot this 0.81

00:05:20.340 studio in a while jake so guys we're in our puerto rico studio and we're falling apart 0.81

00:05:25.420 to say it lightly yeah i have my headphones on yeah that's that's new i can hear everything

00:05:32.760 that's going on the way your head is shaped is really funny with those on that's why i don't 0.99

00:05:37.540 want it on bro i knew it i knew i'm the kid that looks stupid with headphones 1.00

00:05:42.380 you have a blockhead i do have a blockhead you're a lego 1.00

00:05:46.960 well you have a fight coming up 0.99

00:05:49.820 it's true jake you do have a fight coming up um by the time this comes out you'll be fighting in

00:05:57.600 three days hasim raman jr uh hasim raman noodle raman noodle rockman rockman hasim rockman jr

00:06:06.220 There's no hard K

00:06:07.860 It's just how you pronounce it 0.99

00:06:09.200 Somebody ripped ass and I'm not gonna pretend like they didn't 1.00

00:06:11.820 Cause I'm fucking dying 0.99

00:06:13.120 Yo Roblox take it easy we're talking about fighting dude 0.99

00:06:15.380 Just chill out

00:06:17.260 Yeah you're kinda derailing the podcast

00:06:19.660 You're derailing my nose

00:06:21.320 Is that you?

00:06:23.160 Nah bro I'm chilling

00:06:24.820 Oh my god

00:06:26.620 It looks like it might have been Jeff

00:06:28.420 Yeah yeah it was me and then I called myself out on the podcast

00:06:31.380 My eyes are watering bro

00:06:33.280 What do you eat? 1.00

00:06:34.020 Whoever smelt the Delta

00:06:35.140 it whoever did the rhyme did okay sorry i'm so sorry i've asked i've asked you this did you ask

00:06:41.800 a question or you just said you have a fight coming up i don't know who i am okay perfect

00:06:45.400 jake i've done this show with you i think before five fights and i've asked the same question to

00:06:51.920 you before all five five fights and you won all five fights yeah what are you doing to train

00:06:58.920 differently for

00:07:00.660 Rasheed Ahmed Johnson.

00:07:05.760 What is his name, dude?

00:07:07.840 His name is Asim Rockman Jr.

00:07:09.520 And I am not training

00:07:11.140 differently, man. I always treat

00:07:13.100 my opponent like they're God, like they're

00:07:15.040 Godzilla, like they're King Kong, like

00:07:17.060 they're the best fighter in the whole entire

00:07:19.020 world. So nothing really has changed.

00:07:21.000 He is a southpaw, which for the

00:07:23.000 novices, this is orthodox.

00:07:24.860 Left foot forward. And this is

00:07:27.080 southpaw. Right foot forward.

00:07:28.560 so he's a southpaw it's my first time going up against a southpaw so we've changed that a little

00:07:33.200 bit but other than that the training stays the same man i'm in shape i'm ready to fight anyone

00:07:37.400 anytime any place that's truly the same and ah man this camp has been so good so electric this

00:07:43.340 week has been so much fun and gonna knock him out inside of five rounds i don't like the narrative

00:07:50.360 that you took for this fight involving me which fight which you used me as a pawn oh for saying

00:07:57.460 that like you said that i didn't i shouldn't do the fight right i said something true i said 0.95

00:08:02.140 something similar dude who is this fucking guy mike can't even say his name right hakeem olajuan 0.89

00:08:07.480 how do we know he's gonna be that much of a pool that people want anyone who's a boxing purist i 0.97

00:08:12.280 think the whole boxing audience will tune in which is different i don't think the boxing purists

00:08:16.120 really have watched my fights but they all know his dad his dad knocked out lenis lewix the legend

00:08:20.520 so all of the boxing crowd i think mostly the people that were watching me before were the

00:08:24.840 influencer fan base and the mma crowd because i was fighting mma fighters now i think it'll be

00:08:29.380 the influence crowd the mma crowd and the boxing crowd who will be like wow this is his first time

00:08:34.240 going up against a professional boxer who's legit he's bigger than him he has more reach than him

00:08:37.780 this is a massive risk and then the haters are gonna be like oh wow well he might get knocked

00:08:41.560 out this time since this kid's actually the toughest opponent he's had yet he is big dude

00:08:46.440 big when i said when i stood in between them for their face off in new york he was as tall as me

00:08:53.680 about 20 pounds heavier and i'm 205 right now right he's probably he's got to be 225

00:08:57.640 62 63 yeah the bigger they are the harder they fall you know and uh i'm going to use my speed

00:09:04.460 to my advantage that's going to be the difference in this fight is the speed you know i don't think

00:09:08.440 he's going to be able to get to me you can have all the power you want in the world that's like

00:09:11.460 you could hit a heavy bag as hard as you want it's because it's standing there i'm not going

00:09:15.500 to be there for him to hit me and you know that's really the case in sparring against heavyweights

00:09:21.740 in the camp this far and yesterday uh it's been apparent that they can't hit me it's good and you

00:09:28.360 guys are fighting at 200 pounds yes you're not worried about him making weight that's a lot of

00:09:31.780 that's a lot i am worried i am worried i am worried uh but i think he's doing it his weight

00:09:36.940 was at like 210 uh yesterday so he's doing it gradually and everything should be good to go

00:09:43.960 speaking of new york ms easy mike msg the greatest arena on earth and i don't care how

00:09:52.160 cultured you are that's a fact how do you feel about the idea of you and your brother but but

00:09:59.900 you mainly both having performed for what will be a sold out potentially sold out event at the 0.97

00:10:06.840 fucking garden within a week like within a week it doesn't make any sense like me and my friends 0.98

00:10:11.960 were just watching you perform and like beating up the miz and whatever i was just sitting there 0.98

00:10:17.120 like giddy this is insane like what brothers in the history have ever been headlining madison

00:10:23.080 square garden back to back like that jonas brothers but they do a time at the same time

00:10:28.280 they do it together what do you think they're gonna come and sing the song at different times 0.86

00:10:31.500 i i hate to sound pompous but i do want to echo that man like for one second damn can i can i 0.99

00:10:38.360 pat you on the back go good shit good shit like wow man i was i was getting ready to uh uh do my 0.98

00:10:44.740 wwe performance and someone came up to me they're like do you know that you are on the front of this 0.99

00:10:49.620 building and your brother is on the back side it's hilarious and like how how do you comprehend

00:10:55.320 this information your tweet in response to the one that i mentioned about being on both sides 0.98

00:11:01.100 is like just two kids from Ohio right and that's really true dude yeah like what the fuck how do

00:11:08.540 we get here what's going on but when I saw that uh the poster of you on um MSG I literally thought

00:11:16.000 at the time that we were the stage we're doing snapchat like story things and you had me hold

00:11:20.680 this boom box and we're playing like the dumbest songs and you're doing the dumbest things and I'm 0.99

00:11:25.440 like this motherfucker is fighting together that's the square garden the vine days were goofy and 0.99

00:11:30.440 we're not always proud of what we made but they did get get us here and we've capitalized in a 0.98

00:11:35.060 really significant way uh and and i want to let you know that madison square garden you've heard

00:11:41.580 it right but that is the most fucking electric arena ever i was there for serrano taylor's the 0.66

00:11:47.880 loudest arena i've ever been in my ears were like ringing after when i got home it was that loud 0.77

00:11:53.380 but it's so crazy man what we're doing and i even hit up nikisa i was like yo we need to have a 0.91

00:11:59.260 reality show like how come there's no paul reality show that's documenting all of this shit that's

00:12:04.100 going on and like all the little side quests and characters like what are mike and george up to

00:12:09.280 what's greg paul was the big one put a camera on that guy at the ranch he could have his own

00:12:14.260 he wants to fight he wants to fight yeah he's like everyone actually not even just one individual

00:12:19.260 everyone he wants to fight everyone i get text updates from him at the ranch you have any idea

00:12:23.960 what's going on there something with a hummingbird is going on hummingbirds dog the kittens are

00:12:29.860 getting mauled out there oh i hate to say what rattlesnake uh natural illness bobcats bro bob 0.98

00:12:39.260 caught in someone i don't know you could just say that they're pussies there is 0.97

00:12:43.320 this guy's good that's something i've always wondered about your your mind and how you've 0.99

00:12:50.960 been working over the past you know year to two years is do you ever feel uh you know conflicted

00:12:57.160 or weighed down by being both the business side and the athletic side of the operation because

00:13:03.180 it's like the the things that fighters would never worry about no they don't give really that much of 0.99

00:13:08.000 a fuck how many asses are in the seats but you're thinking about that shit prior to the fight does 0.99

00:13:12.040 that affect you bro 24 7 i'm thinking about the event how to make it the best how to sell it the 1.00

00:13:17.440 best how to build it up how to promote it like that is my life it consumes me and where other

00:13:23.340 boxers just like show up but that's what makes me different that's that's also why i am who i am

00:13:28.900 but it is annoying sometimes and i i complain sometimes to my girlfriend julia i was like 0.87

00:13:33.360 man i need a fucking award like i need a gold star for all this work that i do all these 0.94

00:13:37.660 all these no no no no no julia ordered a gold star in the mail oh how big uh like this big 0.99

00:13:45.220 it's a golden star trophy and she gave it to me and was like yo you work your ass off like

00:13:50.220 everyone around you sees it you do more than you go above and beyond constantly and it goes down

00:13:55.660 to every little aspect the production that just i'm so involved and i don't know i think it's

00:14:02.080 good though i'm not complaining it just it is a lot of work um it is also a big reward yes you

00:14:09.300 know these these these fights got big paychecks yeah the other side of it obviously is very

00:14:13.680 lucrative and that's you know the business hack coming on and knowing that the better the event

00:14:19.540 does the better my business does so you get in what you what you put in and i don't think a lot 0.84

00:14:25.580 of boxers are really willing to do that i don't think they take the easy way out or they hope

00:14:30.760 their promoter will just do all the work for them yo met a new girl what am i gonna do with her bro

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00:15:22.380 Speaking of work, why is Tommy Fury such a pussy? 1.00

00:15:26.040 What does it have to do with work? 0.99

00:15:28.320 But I'm really curious.

00:15:34.040 I'm so shocked that that happened, bro.

00:15:36.120 Are you?

00:15:36.680 Are you?

00:15:37.400 Because I told you, Jake.

00:15:38.860 I told you.

00:15:40.380 and i told you so before he took the fight with tomany top tomany yeah i recognized flake

00:15:47.160 behavior and the first time he pulled out from your guys fight that to me smelled like flake 0.90

00:15:54.380 behavior not not like on some serious shit and the second time when you said you want to fight 0.96

00:15:58.580 i like it right i like the fight but the man just doesn't have it in him he doesn't have that 0.97

00:16:04.140 fire that his older brother has i think it hits him when the pressure starts to build when the

00:16:09.520 fights actually confirmed and he's like wow i actually have to go up against this kid and he's

00:16:12.960 fought all easy people who are put in there to lose so when there's a real killer against you

00:16:17.960 i think that pressure sets in and he just keeps on getting exposed by his own family even his dad

00:16:23.080 was like yeah i told him not to do the fight because he was out of shape and fat and traveling 0.99

00:16:27.040 around the world and getting drunk with molly at dinners and eating all this food and shit so like 0.96

00:16:32.240 he said it was because of his visa but who knows he didn't he who knows if he even went to the 0.54

00:16:36.420 airport right there's no pictures of one of the most famous celebrities in the uk at london

00:16:40.900 he throw airport that's like a celebrity going to the lax and not getting photographed so who

00:16:46.360 knows if he even went to the was there no verification on the that story that it was

00:16:51.200 based on his uh affiliation with it's all hearsay yeah it's all it's all hearsay that's his excuse

00:16:59.100 but that was the excuse right that was the excuse can i be honest with you though regardless of

00:17:03.620 whether or not it's an excuse and the fact that it did happen and it's extremely embarrassing and

00:17:08.460 he is kind of tainting the fury name i think he made the right decision because he can pull out 1.00

00:17:15.780 right and everyone can tell him he's scared and you know you're a pussy you're living in your 0.99

00:17:20.660 brother's shadow whatever but that's not as bad as being cold clock knocked out on the canvas by 0.99

00:17:27.240 you think about that that lasts forever dude this is just going to be a little window of time for

00:17:31.480 like a year people are gonna be like oh tommy you backed out whatever his family didn't really set

00:17:35.660 him up for like the best they literally said remove your last name if you lose this like imagine like

00:17:41.760 your family like instead of be like dude don't worry we'll still love you forever and always

00:17:45.340 they're like no if you lose this you're not related to us your name we hate you like that's 0.99

00:17:49.860 fucked up especially because he looks up to him and shit yeah it's it's bad for him man he's 0.99

00:17:55.780 he's a clown but it is smart i mean if we would fight he would be knocked out so it's whatever 1.00

00:18:01.180 world you want to deal with it's crazy you're a boxer now man yeah it doesn't really make any 0.82

00:18:07.340 sense like you're really a boxer it's what you want to do yeah i want to be the light heavyweight

00:18:11.480 champion of the world and i will become the light heavyweight champion of the world can i can i just

00:18:15.760 speak on that point quickly i'm just gonna address the elephant in the room that you can't even see

00:18:21.100 yet can i say what who was here filming this week you i don't think we can say actually no no

00:18:27.160 some very important special subscription platform was filming this week here and they interviewed me

00:18:35.020 and i know that you have said that before and that's what you want to do and i told them

00:18:40.760 i think that's crazy and i also told them that this is going to motivate him right and i'll

00:18:47.620 always believe in jake and have your back but that one in particular you being the world champ

00:18:54.620 in boxing is really hard for me to wrap my head around i believe in you but i believe i believe

00:19:03.180 in him too i believe in him too but that one not even a butt i'm just like it is crazy it definitely

00:19:11.780 is crazy and i like that because it's pushing me and the funny thing is though i know i could do it

00:19:18.640 my skill level my natural talent you have to have the natural talent and the skill that's there that's

00:19:24.080 that power and speed and i have those things and the confidence also comes from me yesterday

00:19:31.340 sparring the former three-time light heavyweight champion of the world and winning all three rounds

00:19:39.660 when we sparred so it's very realistic and that's right now think two years from now three years

00:19:47.360 from now when I actually go to make that run I'm gonna be a whole nother level of boxer and I think

00:19:53.680 it's just the story behind it where like everyone doubted me everyone goes from like fighting

00:19:58.380 influencers to fight a real boxer to fight a UFC champion to fight a real boxer like

00:20:02.520 then I just become the world champion for fun just to prove that I could do it I think that's

00:20:09.620 an incredible story oh yeah kids will definitely talk about you in school like no well no they 0.72

00:20:15.420 already are like i'd be like through the projects and shit you know i mean like i want to be like 0.69

00:20:18.900 jake everybody died at him well they already i think a lot of them already are but i think this 1.00

00:20:22.540 one seems like the final would you say this is like the final like fuck you to the to the purists 0.98

00:20:27.720 and the people that say that you haven't fought a real boxer this seems like you're when with 0.98

00:20:32.280 fighting you know richard hamilton um in this next fight you're gonna have a real boxer once

00:20:37.240 you know yeah no 100 because that's been the biggest criticism is fight a real boxer so 0.99

00:20:42.600 this you could hate me you could say all this fucking kid like he's a douchebag he's loud 0.99

00:20:47.640 mouth he's cringy whatever they say i don't even know but you have to respect the fact that i'm 1.00

00:20:54.680 beating of a professional boxer has a hundred amateur fights uh who has been in this sport

00:21:00.360 his whole entire life who has every advantage on me people will have no choice but to respect that 0.98

00:21:07.240 will you get fucked up after the fight get drunk sure i think so how long has it been since you 0.97

00:21:15.880 party months i don't i really don't even remember the last time it's been a while do you even care 0.99

00:21:22.740 to do you even have the drive to do that if you to celebrate or yeah there's some moments where

00:21:28.640 it's like oh the nice glass of wine would be cool right now but for the most part i'm just so

00:21:33.400 focused on the goal i think afterwards you know when you accomplish that and you win and all the

00:21:38.840 hard work pays off then it's cool to have a little reset and to have some fun because the soul and 0.89

00:21:44.900 the body needs that so i'll probably get fucked up for sure it's gonna be a lot of people watching

00:21:51.020 this fight fans commentators more fans and some people that aren't really your fans you had a 0.97

00:21:59.720 little back and forth with a man named ksi your brother's business partner on twitter a couple

00:22:04.580 days ago got pretty nasty what do you what do you think message you're trying to send to to the uk

00:22:11.140 with this with this uh fight man you know i don't really have a message for them i think this kid 0.89

00:22:20.220 this old kid he's pushing 30 years old talking about his youtube collection and shit like that

00:22:25.980 but it's apparent to me that this kid is just has hyper jealousy towards me it reeks through

00:22:32.100 social media you know he tried his music career it failed he bought every single feature that 0.98

00:22:38.080 he possibly could and the streams are still going down no one gives a fuck about the music it's dog 1.00

00:22:43.400 shit like actually his fans could sit there and say well i play it every day but it's it's dog 1.00

00:22:48.240 shit and they'll grow up and realize that the music they like as a kid was dog shit his music 1.00

00:22:52.200 is whatever but now he cancels that and is coming back into the sport of boxing sees jake paul made 1.00

00:23:02.060 45 million dollars last year sees the headlines everything that's doing the momentum i'm building

00:23:07.220 for myself and it's like okay i'm gonna start to follow in those footsteps to try and be like jake

00:23:12.600 and like i said again he feels the need to call me out on a daily weekly basis non-stop and it's

00:23:20.900 like cool you could talk you could say all of these things no problem i know you're doing it

00:23:24.920 to drive your businesses and to drive the promotion for your fight and to build your name up

00:23:28.440 but at the end of the day bro you don't want to fight me so when it boils down to that 1.00

00:23:32.780 man versus man he's scared him he's ducking me and he knows that he knows i would beat the fuck 0.91

00:23:38.440 out of him otherwise why is he waiting for alex wasabi why is he doing a warm-up fight he says 0.98

00:23:43.140 he wants to have all these warm-up fights because he knows i'll beat the fuck out of him so all this 0.98

00:23:47.600 shit back and forth when it comes down to who really wants it and who's backing their shit up 0.99

00:23:53.140 it's me i'll fight him whenever wherever i don't give a fuck if he's a side whatever i'll do it 1.00

00:23:56.880 for free i'll fucking kill this kid what happens if alex wasabi beats ksi logan prime drops in 0.99

00:24:07.340 value 80 no i'll be honest with you i'm just saying case i beat you so what happens if it's 0.98

00:24:14.740 not possible that alex wasabi is god it's just not possible like what you're describing is it 0.65

00:24:21.020 would have to be the most lucky a part of these like dude like we always see some crazy shit 0.98

00:24:26.500 happens but what if he gets in there's like and just fucks him up and we're all like oh damn that 0.98

00:24:31.500 just fucking happened your face like your smiling face yeah alex wasabi is potentially the happiest 0.98

00:24:36.960 person i've ever seen in my life like i would i would think what are you talking about people 0.98

00:24:40.060 can't be happy what about happy punches what was that

00:24:44.020 what i just want to say this alex alex wasabi you're right maybe maybe you know a smiling face

00:24:56.080 shouldn't be that indicative of someone that's not gonna clobber their opponent but i would see

00:25:01.400 alex wasabi being more likely to be interested in collecting rare butterflies or like not and i'm

00:25:07.920 he can fight he can get he can fight don't get me wrong but i do ksi is and listen here i'm gonna

00:25:14.300 i'm gonna segue back into this conversation it's the fight everybody wants to see i'm sorry the 0.71

00:25:19.500 fight that everybody wants to see because in our eyes at least ksi is a dog an animal you're a 0.99

00:25:27.240 fucking animal bro like an actual animal and i haven't really done shit though he won a 0.99

00:25:32.580 controversial win because logan got two points deducted that's the only reason he won so yeah 0.99

00:25:37.420 that's great and all and logan wasn't nearly the fighter that he is now if logan and ksi fought

00:25:41.460 again right now logan would beat the fuck out of him i don't want any part in this i'm you know

00:25:45.400 you're not having a part this is my opinion so it's like if logan and ksi fought again right now 0.92

00:25:49.840 logan would beat the fuck out of him so he won kind of whatever everyone thinks he's like this 1.00

00:25:56.820 tough kid and when he steps into the ring with me i'm gonna expose him for the fucking bitch that 1.00

00:26:02.000 he is i knock him out god two rounds hold on a second that's my business part you're talking 1.00

00:26:06.760 about and i will say and i will say this i told you to keep me out of this and yet you tweeted

00:26:12.400 at me and you said you said whoever retweets this right gets a thousand dollars to the fight and

00:26:17.620 then you said hey ksi i'm gonna send logan a thousand dollars to win to you because you've

00:26:22.280 won that you've won the retweet yeah because he retweeted it and you sent me a thousand dollars

00:26:26.040 on apple pay yes brother i'm taking my girl to dinner with that money no you have to send it

00:26:30.060 i'm not sending it to ksi thank you he won the contest so thanks on behalf of ksi then for a

00:26:34.920 You stole the money from him

00:26:37.840 You're a man of your word and I really appreciate that

00:26:39.760 I would have been remissed by not

00:26:42.380 You know bringing this up

00:26:43.980 I think it's a conversation that people want to hear

00:26:46.020 And I guarantee that stoking this fire

00:26:48.960 Makes you all millions of dollars

00:26:50.980 In the future

00:26:51.400 The thing is he's never going to fight me

00:26:54.580 He's never going to fight me

00:26:56.000 I don't think that's true

00:26:58.160 I would bet a million dollars that he never fights me

00:27:01.460 I would bet you a million dollars

00:27:04.920 that's what i'm saying i would i'll shake on it right now he's never he's never gonna make the

00:27:09.660 bet he's never he's never gonna fight no i don't have the capital because i lost all my money in

00:27:13.260 crypto nfts well we could we could do it as a as a loan i'm just a loan bet do you know i said that

00:27:19.600 once on one podcast i said that mike mentioned that you made 45 million and i was like no

00:27:24.020 yeah and everyone believed they ran with it and started interviewing like forbes interviewed me 0.99

00:27:29.860 they go did you lose all of your money and i was like bro my fuck you logan like hold on no 0.99

00:27:34.740 not fuck me we're fucking having fun and making what are very clearly jokes well people in this 1.00

00:27:43.420 country have the intellect of a fucking cat it's not this country buddy it's all around 1.00

00:27:47.960 everywhere everywhere the idea that what you say at so sarcastically that everyone in the room 0.99

00:27:53.800 understands that sarcasm is going to be interpreted as sarcasm by the general bro my business partner 1.00

00:27:57.900 and my fund was like hey man did was logan like serious fuck like why are people so fucking stupid 1.00

00:28:04.380 Sorry Jeff 1.00

00:28:05.440 Speaking of stupid comments 0.99

00:28:08.880 Actually no Jeff knew that it was fake 1.00

00:28:11.340 Someone else it wasn't Jeff

00:28:12.540 It was someone else but whatever

00:28:14.420 It was someone

00:28:16.200 I don't know who it was

00:28:17.840 Someone asked Jeff I think

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00:29:07.920 back to the show does it get to you when people say your shit is staged 1.00

00:29:11.980 it's the most annoying fucking thing we were talking about serious no but it's no but it's 0.99

00:29:18.680 a great question it's a great question no i gotta ask this too it's so fucking annoying bro i work 0.98

00:29:25.040 my fucking ass off for them to just like discredit it but it's also a compliment in many ways because 0.97

00:29:30.780 they simply can't believe how good i am and they have to come up with any fucking excuse to 1.00

00:29:36.380 comprehend it um and and it sucks it sucks but the people that believe that are also the lowest 0.99

00:29:43.380 of intellect it's illegal to rig a fight you literally would go to prison for a long fucking 0.98

00:29:48.980 time so do you know and do you think showtime the most prestigious boxing company in the world 0.98

00:29:55.580 steven espinoza would allow that would even let that cross his fucking table the whole entire 0.99

00:30:02.500 company would be shut down the fucking everything would go to shit the people that think that my 0.99

00:30:06.740 fights are re i think it is a compliment because they can't comprehend how good i am but also 0.99

00:30:11.000 fuck them it must it was because you said something in an interview recounting what i said 0.97

00:30:16.560 you said something about uh accidentally knocking you out or or something or actually knocking him 1.00

00:30:23.420 or something like and everyone was like how could you get accidentally knocked out yeah you make one 0.99

00:30:28.560 fucking mistake you fucking put your guard down for a second like tyrone woodley did and you get 1.00

00:30:34.000 knocked out i to me it makes perfect sense idiots but people ran with their brains bro it's people 1.00

00:30:38.960 like that on the internet and like i see these videos where this guy and there's a tiktok kid 0.99

00:30:43.220 who goes around new york and shit and he asked people oh my god basic questions i see it all the 0.98

00:30:47.160 time bro these are the people that are allowed to fucking vote that are allowed to drive a car 0.99

00:30:51.920 and he says fucking absurd when they get it right he goes how many states are there in the united 0.99

00:30:55.120 states and they say like 80 and he goes yes yes and he always says yes like it's the right answer 0.98

00:31:00.460 and they're like they're like yeah bro these people but why do you but why even concern that

00:31:06.080 that's why i was asking why even concern yourself i talked to logan about this all the time and it's

00:31:09.540 like jeff was the originator back when i used to struggle with it and i'm not saying you do 1.00

00:31:14.980 He would be like, yo, the general public, for the most part, is like a group of kids playing on a playground, having fun, fucking around, being idiots. 1.00

00:31:26.100 If you walked by and they were like, hey, you're stupid, would you go beat up the 12-year-olds and get all pissed off? 1.00

00:31:31.700 No, you just keep doing what you were fucking doing. 1.00

00:31:34.280 Well, how many times did he say it to me? 1.00

00:31:36.200 Twice.

00:31:36.980 Fifteen? 1.00

00:31:37.400 Oh, fuck him. 1.00

00:31:37.960 He got to go. 1.00

00:31:39.040 Who cares?

00:31:39.740 He's not stepbrothers. 0.99

00:31:40.620 He's not going to wipe your face in white dog poop.

00:31:42.900 Well, dude, it discredits him, and every time they post a highlight or something, it's just like a massive amount of people got it.

00:32:12.900 themselves they're sheep they just go in any direction that they're herded i formed an opinion

00:32:18.120 just last week i think i think one percent of the people who are watching social media 0.99

00:32:23.200 have the capabilities to form their own opinion on shit i'm in the one percent because i formed 0.99

00:32:27.760 a strong opinion and the internet had a strong oh yeah bro i was like why the fuck did you do this 1.00

00:32:33.500 like you could have just not i said you could have just not tweeted about this fucking movie 0.98

00:32:37.760 and now bro like bro you have to understand like some people mess up and make a bad movie i haven't 0.98

00:32:42.160 seen it but like bro he's a legend

00:32:44.160 like Jordan

00:32:45.380 did you say that in the tweet

00:32:47.920 I led with it I love

00:32:49.900 Jordan Peele

00:32:51.160 I thought Get Out was

00:32:52.980 one of the best movies ever I put that in

00:32:55.980 top 10 for sure

00:32:57.340 but this movie 1.00

00:32:59.620 fucking sucked it affected 1.00

00:33:02.020 me so much so that I had 1.00

00:33:04.080 to write a dissertation

00:33:05.220 broken up into 12 different tweets

00:33:07.680 I was on the plane

00:33:09.660 pissed because I went to a

00:33:11.920 movie expecting the most like i had very high expectations it's like it's like you know it's

00:33:18.580 like you ask your mom for an xbox 360 for christmas right and she has the resources and

00:33:24.460 the means to do it not only that she's pretty much teasing the whole the whole time leading up

00:33:29.240 that santa claus is gonna bring you an xbox 360 you're gonna get it you're guaranteed to get the

00:33:33.220 xbox christmas morning comes you're in your last present you don't have the xbox yet you open up

00:33:38.260 the last present it's pop tarts that's pretty disappointing that's that's our life where why

00:33:43.200 no no no no okay no no no no he's not so this is this is this is what i kind of want to get into

00:33:53.500 can we blur my face while we're doing this whole segment no stop he's trying to be in a jordan

00:33:57.720 movie it doesn't no listen so am i jordan jordan bro i'm a great actor yeah he wins his fights yeah

00:34:04.800 I would hope I could be in your movie.

00:34:08.120 I would hope that Jordan Peele doesn't take the tweet personally.

00:34:12.160 It's not an attack on Jordan appeal.

00:34:13.960 I just didn't like this particular piece of art that he made.

00:34:16.820 This cinema and film in general is art.

00:34:20.420 It's no different than when you go to a gallery and you're like, that's a cool piece.

00:34:23.400 Not so much.

00:34:24.700 I'm still going to watch all his movies. 0.99

00:34:26.160 And by the way, don't fucking listen to me. 0.99

00:34:28.380 Go see the movie. 0.99

00:34:29.240 Form your own opinion.

00:34:30.160 It's called Nope.

00:34:30.960 We haven't even said the name of the movie.

00:34:32.280 But the thing that pissed me off

00:34:34.320 Was that everybody immediately retreated to

00:34:36.800 Basically demeaning you 1.00

00:34:39.040 And calling you a moron 1.00

00:34:40.040 Like clearly it was a 0.99

00:34:41.520 I'm not saying you were right or wrong because I haven't seen the movie

00:34:43.660 But their immediate reaction was

00:34:45.980 This movie went over Logan Paul's head

00:34:47.780 Because he's Logan Paul

00:34:48.760 And that's just like dude come on bro 0.99

00:34:50.360 Like he wrote a fucking well crafted 1.00

00:34:52.720 Thesis paper on the fucking film 1.00

00:34:55.940 Again it goes back to those are the types of people 1.00

00:34:58.080 Who are tweeting off of their moms

00:34:59.480 Twitter for Andrew

00:35:02.020 semi attempt this this what i'm about to say was childish but i was attempted to offer every single

00:35:08.380 one of the people who called me dumb uh uh ten thousand dollars if they can prove that they have

00:35:14.900 a higher iq than me i would pay for their flight to orlando to go get their iq checked and if you 0.51

00:35:19.920 have a higher iq than me i'll pay you ten thousand dollars because i guarantee you should do that 0.98

00:35:23.580 you fucking don't you should do that it's not about intelligence here's what it's about it's 0.98

00:35:28.340 about a person having an opinion and starting a conversation there's no need to attack intellect 0.99

00:35:32.860 or anything like that and by the way my opinion doesn't fucking matter and this is going to hurt 0.76

00:35:39.860 some of your feelings out there you people who are holding on to that artistic integrity and want to 0.89

00:35:44.620 pretend you understand the values of this very confusing very stretched thematic film 1.00

00:35:49.060 your opinions don't matter either we are all just fucking stupid ants running around on a planet 1.00

00:35:54.340 pretending we're significant we're not nothing matters have you seen the nasa telescope that 1.00

00:35:58.820 just captured a galaxy in clear daylight well 13.8 billion years and and and we sit here on this rock

00:36:09.160 wanting to pretend that we matter and in a way you know we do it to each other but also you're

00:36:16.020 not important you know you are jake ball because you're gonna knock out uh richard hamilton we

00:36:23.200 have to get this poor guy's dad right we say it one more time hasim ramen noodle jr got it perfect

00:36:29.400 it sounds like usman calamari who is that but i i i stand by your philosophical views but i also

00:36:37.620 do think that in the opposite way everything does matter in this world in this timeline

00:36:45.080 and that the butterfly effect of every little movement that you ever make influences generations

00:36:51.500 to come and because we are humans with dopamine and happiness and joy and pain while we are living

00:37:00.140 those things can be altered hopefully for the positive and that's why doing things for the

00:37:07.600 world and for yourself and the changes in the influence that it spreads to even your aunts

00:37:14.080 uncles even if you have one follower that matters i i hear i hear you you're and you're absolutely

00:37:20.440 right at this particular phase of my life i'm living in like a super kind of existential macro

00:37:25.480 way and a lot of the moves i make and a lot of the chatter i hear especially online

00:37:31.520 at the end of the day that's that's that's my piece i think um it wasn't until i did ayahuasca

00:37:39.500 where my view on that whole entire thing changed sorry what's that now ayahuasca you did ayahuasca

00:37:46.380 it's a medicine i know exactly what it is but um do you want it allowed it allowed me to see

00:37:52.540 in a three-dimensional three-dimensional way the butterfly effect and we all know what the

00:37:59.040 butterfly effect is and like obviously if you do one thing what how does it affect the rest of

00:38:03.860 history in the universe um it's like a butterfly flaps his wings on one side of the earth a storm

00:38:09.820 is created on the other so during ayahuasca i got to see the butterfly effect of like my career and

00:38:15.800 my influence over kids and boxing and it painted this illusion of kids and

00:38:21.260 millions of kids watching me through the TV and on their phones.

00:38:24.000 And then the next day them going out to get motivated into the gym and become

00:38:28.840 boxers.

00:38:29.820 And because I got to see that so vividly and feel it emotionally during this

00:38:35.860 ayahuasca ceremony,

00:38:36.980 my viewpoint on that exact thing changed.

00:38:40.640 I just don't like the fact that if you're standing on the moon,

00:38:43.200 hypothetically and you hold your thumb up and you cover planet earth everything you ever knew

00:38:49.100 every experience you ever had everything that ever matted to in your life is pretty much no

00:38:53.460 longer exists yeah but that's yeah but that's it it is it's behind your thumb no but that's a no

00:38:59.300 but that's a great statement it goes back to like a lot of like theoretical you know outlooks from

00:39:03.940 the past like we we are what we have everything that we know is is relatable to only us right so

00:39:10.420 it's like if you remove that important fact of the matter then yes that would that would stand up but 0.63

00:39:15.900 like i don't know what's happening in galaxy 47 dash c so i don't really give a fuck about it i

00:39:21.860 know what's happening in this room right now and i know that if i do something it has an impact on 0.75

00:39:26.240 someone's life right so like i i like that whole like we're a grain of sand if you want to keep

00:39:32.080 yourself in check when you start getting stressed out about bad things happening in your life or we

00:39:36.060 live on a spinning rock rock in the middle of space but at the end of the day we are what we

00:39:40.060 got. So like you got, you have to consider the impact of the things you say and the things you

00:39:44.220 do. And, and, and to Jake's point, I think, I think the real right answer there is we need to

00:39:52.280 sit somewhere in between the two, not overthinking every single impact we have and not under thinking

00:39:58.680 every single impact we have. You need to be somewhere in the middle. And, and we're, we're

00:40:02.900 reaching a point kind of right now where people are starting to not think as much about the impact 0.99

00:40:06.960 they're having they're just set they're saying fucked up shit liking the ripple it makes like 0.98

00:40:11.840 in the the compensation and money that comes back in their way and not thinking about what it does 0.99

00:40:16.120 to society we're thinking i think we're starting to think less and less about people and what and

00:40:20.280 how we're how we're affecting them with our words and actions which i don't like what do you do you

00:40:25.880 think that's true yeah but i also think there's an awakening happening same time and i think people

00:40:32.960 are getting sick of the social media platforms and like basically the social dilemma and being

00:40:39.620 addicted to their phones i think people are awakening to it i think people are starting

00:40:44.200 to realize like my friends and i are starting to realize that this phone as much as it's great it

00:40:49.440 could also start to harm you and i think that's an important message to spread is like set screen

00:40:53.820 times our friend i won't say his name because it's pretty bad we looked at his screen time 15 0.78

00:40:59.460 hours so bad fucking absurd no no no no no it's it's a it's a it's a it's a use like he's not 0.88

00:41:06.260 doing anything it's mostly instagram set screen times i have screen time on my what do you set 0.97

00:41:10.920 it at um for all social media platforms daily an hour and a half oh that's good if i can get to 0.87

00:41:18.060 that and that's my fucking job so the most of the time i'm on there it's like how do you do that 0.88

00:41:22.380 productive now i'm not talking about how you said a screenshot your screen time i'm saying you as a 0.98

00:41:29.500 social media kid and a creator how do you spend because you know how much i'm on my phone and you

00:41:33.760 you um belittle me for it and you're right yeah no and and if i have to do something if i'm doing

00:41:39.680 more work on it i just enter the screen time passcode that i know for myself and i'll continue

00:41:45.860 to post and to finish the job but it's just a reminder to be like oh i've been on a little

00:41:51.980 bit too much today because you you yes it's part of your job but like also you could just start to

00:41:56.400 pick it up we all just like have that habit of like oh nothing's going on instagram what's going

00:42:00.760 on looking for that next just looking like you don't even realize you're doing it that's the

00:42:04.780 part and so the screen time is just a reminder and i encourage kids out there right now to

00:42:08.860 set screen time reminders and to limit yourself and to try to be as productive as possible with

00:42:14.520 your phone use it as a tool but don't let it take away from your happiness because that can happen

00:42:18.680 i think a lot of people are starting to realize that there was a study that came out that

00:42:21.600 gen z uh out of all the generations right now are using social media less than everyone else

00:42:30.220 because they're hip to it and they're starting to see how it detriment is detrimental to their

00:42:34.640 happiness wow and the only the only platform that hasn't gone down inactivity uh since last year

00:42:41.600 was tiktok that's the only one where kids are the screen time is still going up uh but but

00:42:48.440 people are awakening to this crazy to hear this story while you're surfing

00:42:51.000 tick tock.

00:42:51.660 We'll talk.

00:42:51.920 And I'm trying to,

00:42:52.700 I'm trying to quote,

00:42:53.640 uh,

00:42:54.060 I'm trying to,

00:42:55.220 that is really interesting.

00:42:56.560 But I actually got off my phone too.

00:42:57.980 They get mad at me for not texting back.

00:42:59.360 Cause I generally know it's good.

00:43:00.880 And I want so much happier,

00:43:02.640 but Piper Sandler's most recent Gen Z consumer survey.

00:43:07.460 It reported less use of every social media app.

00:43:10.720 Let's less last fall,

00:43:11.980 except for tick tock.

00:43:12.880 Do you think that's,

00:43:14.000 it's possibly because tick tock is simply consuming all it. 0.80

00:43:17.500 the algorithm is so fucking good bro it's that's the one i get lost yeah of course you can't and 0.88

00:43:22.500 it's just so funny like it's just great you know you talked about uh interrupting like people's 0.76

00:43:28.020 happiness there's also another problem it causes i was watching a doc like mini doc on this the

00:43:33.380 other day it social media does a terrible thing that is fragmenting your focus so like your

00:43:41.220 ability to like your ability to one be bored to conceptualize and create new ideas and then two

00:43:48.480 your ability to then focus and execute on those ideas are dependent on your ability to stay to

00:43:55.380 stay focused on on a task and if every time you start to get down a a pathway just a little bit 0.66

00:44:01.880 you you go like this and you fuck with instagram for 10 minutes or you respond to a couple text 0.87

00:44:05.980 message or a couple dms or make a phone call or facetime you're fragmenting your focus and 0.98

00:44:10.920 removing yourself from that path that's going to lead to a final goal, right? And that scares me.

00:44:18.840 In every day, I try to practice putting the phone down for extended periods of times when I want to

00:44:24.780 think about something. And when I want to come back to my inner peace and happiness, I'll put

00:44:28.940 the phone down purposely for 45 minutes and do a 10 to 20 minute meditation in that time. And it

00:44:35.980 literally recalibrates me so many thoughts are flowing creativity happiness and i feel like

00:44:42.280 myself again because you can get lost in the jumble of calls emails texts social media posting

00:44:47.960 all of this stuff and then in the morning everyone's first habit is to pick up the phone 0.99

00:44:52.460 and look what's going on and that is fuck that fucks your mind up like you cannot get into the 0.99

00:44:58.460 habit of that i've broken that habit through waking up i stand up i go to the restroom then 1.00

00:45:03.820 i come back to bed i do a 10 minute meditation every morning and my happiness levels are

00:45:08.820 noticeably and increasingly going up because of that and and then when i come to the phone 0.88

00:45:15.860 it's not like anxiety right away and like fuck i have all these things i come i'm 0.96

00:45:20.940 beat coming to the phone the phone's not fucking me up listen to my take it's hard for me to get 0.95

00:45:26.800 out of bed i'm not a morning person i never have been i hope it changes one day probably maybe when 0.87

00:45:33.020 i have a kid and he or she's waking up real early but i look at the phone the first thing in the

00:45:39.660 morning because the work the texts the things that i know i have to do excite me i get stimulated in

00:45:48.820 a way that makes me want to get out of bed and active and excited about my day it's like a it's

00:45:55.600 almost like a my first burst of caffeine and for me it wakes me up it gets my brain going otherwise

00:46:02.180 man like i could sleep forever i'm a sleeper i think that's more of a rare case for that yeah

00:46:08.500 all that work excites you i think for most people it creates anxiety 100 definitely does for me but

00:46:15.260 um another thing to get you out of bed plug your phone into your bathroom next to your shower

00:46:18.860 so when you get up to go look at your phone you're already no no did you hear what i said

00:46:22.720 no i know it's hard for me to get out of bed yeah but you want to go towards your phone yeah so you 0.89

00:46:27.900 would get on it that's what i'm saying no bro that's hard damn bro i wish there was a sponsor 0.78

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00:47:18.420 one person that's not stopping or slowing down the use of their phone

00:47:24.880 you guys have been running this sphere for a while bro youtube twitter instagram

00:47:32.560 there's a new sheriff in town man it's not jake paul logan paul it's not you know one direction

00:47:41.940 none of them are the top g's anymore buddy

00:47:46.200 there's a man by the name andrew tate god damn it the mayor of these parts and by parts i mean 0.96

00:47:53.860 this spinning rock that we all reside on fuck okay i well sorry about this but i have a new 0.98

00:48:04.640 show coming out a sports show and it's right next door to impulsive uh weekly sports show i've told 0.98

00:48:10.560 you about this it's called bs with jake paul by the time this is out the first episode will drop

00:48:14.640 so go and watch it and i want to go more in depth about me versus andrew tate wow but

00:48:20.180 Here we are

00:48:22.880 So we can talk about that side note announcement

00:48:25.240 And please go watch the episode

00:48:27.020 Hold on a second

00:48:27.520 What do you mean you versus Andrew Tate

00:48:30.800 Cause I

00:48:31.340 I'm not saying a fight

00:48:33.840 I'm saying like our back and forth 0.99

00:48:35.640 He talks shit about me 1.00

00:48:37.260 Says he wants to beat my ass 1.00

00:48:39.540 Or can beat my ass and all this stuff 1.00

00:48:42.000 I think there's a better fight to make 0.99

00:48:43.360 I'm not saying you even want that fight

00:48:46.060 But just for him to hear

00:48:47.200 I think you're focused on boxing boxers

00:48:50.180 People that are in the space that you reside in. 0.99

00:48:52.460 Jake, I know he's been talking shit about you, bro. 0.99

00:48:54.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:55.400 But with your blessing, can I beat the shit out of Andrew fucking Tate? 1.00

00:49:01.840 100%. 1.00

00:49:02.240 100%.

00:49:03.720 Will you let me do that for you?

00:49:05.160 100%.

00:49:05.520 Yeah.

00:49:05.980 I don't think he would fight us.

00:49:08.300 Come on.

00:49:08.580 He's the top G.

00:49:09.520 Nah.

00:49:10.140 Come on.

00:49:10.420 He's the top G.

00:49:11.260 Nah.

00:49:11.640 I don't think he would fight us.

00:49:13.020 Come on.

00:49:14.240 Isn't he like a four-time kickboxing world champ or something?

00:49:18.500 You would know, fanboy.

00:49:19.580 You even cut your hair like him

00:49:21.120 Can you stop

00:49:22.260 He followed Mike on

00:49:25.620 Instagram today

00:49:26.880 He tripped

00:49:27.820 Oh my god guys

00:49:29.660 David roll roll roll

00:49:32.180 Can you please

00:49:33.400 Please save me on this one

00:49:36.680 Just say I don't ever ask

00:49:38.660 That you say that you're joking

00:49:39.660 Not only Mike

00:49:43.100 I think we are all including the world 0.99

00:49:45.280 Right now enthralled by what the fuck 0.98

00:49:47.220 Is happening with Angie James 0.98

00:49:48.300 if you do not know Andrew Tate is 1.00

00:49:50.320 the bald guy kind of looks like a penis from 1.00

00:49:52.320 the neck up 1.00

00:49:52.940 the earthworm from Spongebob the Alaskan

00:49:56.560 bullworm yeah the Alaskan bullworm

00:49:58.160 he's the guy who talks

00:49:59.600 I mean his takes are hot he has a

00:50:02.440 lot of misogynistic

00:50:04.280 real sexist takes

00:50:06.520 that some people actually see

00:50:08.480 the validity in

00:50:09.480 because some things he says maybe not the

00:50:12.400 so misogynistic parts of it but

00:50:14.200 regarding like

00:50:15.280 he's like a free state 0.50

00:50:17.400 He trolls

00:50:19.000 He mixes in with his beliefs

00:50:22.560 With trolling so you never know

00:50:24.360 When he's actually being serious

00:50:25.720 Well some people think yes correct and some people think he's always

00:50:28.360 Trolling some people don't think he's trolling at all

00:50:30.100 He has thoughts that are

00:50:32.540 Sometimes based in personal experience

00:50:34.120 Sometimes based in opinion sometimes based on

00:50:36.300 Facts that he can or can't prove

00:50:38.580 He's had some

00:50:40.080 Major battles over

00:50:42.420 The past you know two weeks

00:50:44.480 Because he's been doing the podcast circuit

00:50:46.560 so he went up against I think I think Portnoy did a relatively good job with him and I think

00:50:51.500 Hassan did a very good job with him by uh by by debating him using facts and statistics and he

00:50:59.500 can you say what some of his takes are I mean he has takes on women driving and he he has any

00:51:05.040 accident he's ever been involved in has has been in a car driven by a woman so in his personal

00:51:10.420 experience women are not as safe of drivers as men and while that is true for his personal

00:51:15.780 experience statistically given the empirical evidence that is presented by the insurance

00:51:20.680 industry and every every other statistical study that isn't the case what else though so he had a

00:51:25.360 major battle with dave portnoy on iq and how uh men fall to the to based on the bell curve to the 0.99

00:51:31.600 to the sides of the iq um level so men are the stupidest and the smartest people on earth and 0.99

00:51:36.800 as another way to uh push men up as the authoritarian and and and uh uber intelligent 0.99

00:51:44.060 alpha species or gender you know uh he said that the smartest people are men dave portnoy found a

00:51:51.640 study that stated that the smartest person in the world was in fact a woman and what he and what he

00:51:55.780 does is generally speaking he then retreats using the idea that since the world lied about covid

00:52:01.780 we cannot trust empirical evidence on the internet which hassan brought up and said listen what

00:52:08.060 you're saying right now is that not trusting empirical evidence in your belief would have

00:52:14.080 would have devaluated and made all of the scientific discovery and achievement that

00:52:19.460 we've had on this planet completely impossible because all of it was based on empirical evidence

00:52:24.840 data collection statistical analysis so none of it would have literally none of it would have happened

00:52:29.500 i was i was amused by him i think i think a lot of people are he's he's developed a really

00:52:35.920 impressive great salesman women and he's like his street some women do some women do like really

00:52:41.400 yeah my girlfriend doesn't have a problem with anybody nobody but she hears his voice she goes

00:52:46.020 please turn that off that's exactly what he wants so he's playing everyone like a fiddle well that

00:52:50.820 and that's why and that's why i'm not overly pissed because because those people don't understand that

00:52:55.500 they're sheep again goes back to earlier but i'm but here's here's the issue giving him exactly

00:52:59.860 what he wants and he's sitting there smiling making millions of dollars you know how i just 0.97

00:53:04.120 can't stop people just can't stop yeah he he has like these courses that he sells fucking pyramid 0.98

00:53:09.720 scheme bro it's it is like a picture perfect pyramid scheme what's it called like the hustler 0.96

00:53:16.440 academy i just want to say though just so i could have some peace of it like so he followed me last

00:53:22.780 week can you see this on can you see this so he followed me up until last week i just seen that

00:53:27.580 this is a follow but he he was a fanboy look at this message it says accept message request from 0.99

00:53:34.120 andrew tate well what if it was like yo bitch like when i see you and why would he unsend it 0.58

00:53:39.060 he unsent it but it still shows that he tried to send me a a message at some point and he called 0.99

00:53:44.600 me out like two years ago and i remember seeing i was just like swipe up like okay who the fuck 0.57

00:53:49.700 is this guy like don't care there's when everyone was calling me out and then some interviewer 0.58

00:53:54.280 recently asked like you know who would you fight andrew tate and that's when i seen this guy like 0.83

00:53:59.100 starting to fucking pop up all the over the internet i was like oh that's andrew tate but 0.98

00:54:03.140 what i'm saying is is that andrew if my brother doesn't fuck you up i will and it has to go down 0.98

00:54:10.540 but i i don't think he gets in the ring with one of us i i think it's too big of a risk for him and 0.98

00:54:15.640 enough for what why i mean because he's alpha male right that's his whole entire thing and when

00:54:21.600 he loses he will lose to one of us either one of us that he fights

00:54:24.840 he will lose in his whole shtick and all the women will be like yeah and like his whole shtick

00:54:31.700 goes out the window when i'm shopping the idea around to my advisors they're concerned that he

00:54:38.880 he won't be as popping as he is right now or as relevant in you know december or january which i

00:54:46.420 think he's got runway i think he's got a little bit of runway i'm not i'm not saying he's gonna

00:54:49.800 be like but but for how for how long because when when the holes are poked in his theories which

00:54:55.040 they're they're being right he went on a little press run he got super famous super quick and but

00:54:59.200 when the holes are poked and he does you know get humanized in a way where he looks like a 1.00

00:55:02.900 fucking idiot that the the shtick that's never been enough that's happened to a lot of politicians 1.00

00:55:08.640 that's happened to a lot of people because yes because listen here here beyond the the stuff 1.00

00:55:14.800 that could be disproven by statistical analysis or empirical evidence he has opinions that don't

00:55:19.380 need to be back stop saying empirical okay fine stop but by he has opinions that don't need to

00:55:25.220 be backed by facts instead of empirical evidence that don't need to be backed by facts here's here 0.72

00:55:30.020 here's the fucked up and funny thing about it andrew tate is actually a product of the people 0.97

00:55:37.100 that hate him the most let me say that again andrew tate is a product of the people who hate 0.97

00:55:43.160 him the most he was birthed because the left and and the way that the that things have been

00:55:52.720 swinging because of woke and social media and the way things have been moving for the past several

00:55:56.640 years have swung so far left and so far woke and people are so tired of being force-fed the idea of

00:56:05.680 rights for pregnant men which is something that like yo like men who get pregnant deserve rights

00:56:12.460 like that's one of the things that people are really screaming about right now he's one of the

00:56:17.080 people that is going to swing the counterbalance back because for every there's a classic Isaac

00:56:23.680 Newton statement for every action there is a reaction pot there is an equal and opposite

00:56:30.060 reaction god damn so when people push one way there's going to be somebody on the other side 0.99

00:56:35.260 saying yo guess what I don't think women should be driving the shit goes like this boys there's 0.99

00:56:41.760 a lot of boys in this room honestly that's crazy Andrew Tate would love yeah but they've sitting 0.99

00:56:45.120 like a girl and milton's caulking the wall what's going on right now caleb just do a quick 180 but

00:56:50.240 just keep talking mike yeah dale my boxing goats caulking a wall but do you understand how how

00:56:56.840 funny that is like like all of these things are actually a product of the side that's trying to

00:57:01.720 fight against it just as hard it is interesting it's and it swings like this and right now you're 0.90

00:57:07.300 starting to see the swing back and people saying yo we don't want any more woke bullshit we're 0.99

00:57:12.840 gonna we're gonna bring us back to 1940 fuck this shit man oh he go i just think it's funny that i 0.99

00:57:20.220 love when people get upset at him i'm not saying i side with him i don't like i i just love watching 1.00

00:57:25.880 people bicker about shit to me that doesn't matter yeah it's entertainment we're all watching 0.95

00:57:30.160 like the way he talks to me i i i don't ever watch shit online i try not to i i try to like you know 0.99

00:57:35.960 go to the picnic and fucking have time with my girlfriend or shit like that but i clicked on 1.00

00:57:40.280 one of his shit, bro, fucking 1.00

00:57:42.040 50 hours down the drain. I go, what the fuck is that? 1.00

00:57:44.420 It was a blink, bro. 50 hours, you say, 1.00

00:57:46.320 huh? So you're the real fanboy. 50 minutes.

00:57:48.240 Well, you said 50 hours, so that's

00:57:50.120 two days straight. Is there one time I can

00:57:52.200 mess up with none of you guys? Nope, we'll catch it.

00:57:54.560 Gangbanging me from both fucking ends. 0.99

00:57:56.020 Well, that also isn't quite true 0.99

00:57:57.820 because, uh, do you know what a gangbang is?

00:58:00.360 No, I don't.

00:58:02.060 Now what?

00:58:05.220 It could two

00:58:06.080 classify as a gangbang.

00:58:07.880 No, it's not enough, right? I should know that.

00:58:10.280 Oh, I actually, I didn't know I messed it up.

00:58:12.160 Oh, okay, my bad. 0.97

00:58:13.780 I'm being a dick, bro. 0.96

00:58:14.660 I'm sorry. 0.97

00:58:15.040 You know I love you.

00:58:16.060 No, I don't know.

00:58:17.020 You yell at me all the time.

00:58:17.860 You knocked out that guy today, hey?

00:58:20.120 Oh, yeah.

00:58:20.880 Jake's sparring partner went down hard today, bro.

00:58:22.260 Hey, why did you do that?

00:58:23.040 Why did you do that?

00:58:23.900 Bro, you're the problem. 0.98

00:58:26.680 You're the problem. 0.96

00:58:27.500 Why did you know?

00:58:28.020 But how did you do that?

00:58:29.260 I listened to what you were saying.

00:58:30.580 Because I love you.

00:58:32.120 Yes, thank you.

00:58:32.640 I appreciate it.

00:58:33.720 But yeah, no.

00:58:34.260 Jake's sparring partner went on. 1.00

00:58:35.220 Shut up. 0.99

00:58:36.460 And he was like, bro, let's go. 1.00

00:58:38.220 Shut up 1.00

00:58:40.880 You're literally a part of the problem 1.00

00:58:42.820 Keep the friendly shit off the podcast 1.00

00:58:45.600 I didn't bring it up 0.99

00:58:46.840 No but like it's just

00:58:49.240 Also nobody

00:58:50.320 Jake Jake

00:58:51.580 He texted Jeff that

00:58:53.860 He texted Jeff in writing

00:58:55.960 When Jeff said who is that

00:58:57.720 He said Jake's sparring partner 1.00

00:58:59.340 You're his dumb ass 1.00

00:59:01.920 I tell jokes 1.00

00:59:03.960 Yeah exactly

00:59:05.540 He's the problem 0.94

00:59:07.020 and you are the problem child

00:59:08.960 like let's work together man

00:59:10.680 we'll solve something together bro

00:59:12.380 how do you want to tie it up

00:59:14.420 we're just getting warmed up

00:59:17.480 no I'm talking about the last topic

00:59:20.320 just the tape

00:59:21.380 I just think it's funny that

00:59:24.560 the top G is a fanboy

00:59:26.080 and he runs with this whole thing

00:59:28.660 like what color is your Bugatti

00:59:30.740 Andrew

00:59:32.200 like it's not

00:59:34.560 cool to tell kids that they need a Bugatti

00:59:36.560 to be cool my my bugatti that i have is in a morgan stanley bank account compounding interest 0.98

00:59:42.500 and hundreds of millions of dollars so that's that's cooler than having a fucking bugatti 0.96

00:59:47.440 goddamn save your money kids that one saving your money is way better cars are definitely 0.98

00:59:53.940 depreciating assets materialistic shit it's cool well but that's his whole brand identity so that's 0.99

01:00:01.720 what i'm asking what his it's it's it's not good it's not good and all these little fanboys and 0.98

01:00:06.560 kids are gonna fucking freak out and you know they think he's god he has like a cult like 0.61

01:00:11.920 following um and they're gonna find in their lives if they follow his advice that they're 0.99

01:00:19.540 gonna be met with a ton of shit well the biggest part of it that that rubs me the wrong way and i

01:00:26.140 like save everything else that could be argued or whatever is like humility dude there is nothing 0.99

01:00:33.000 less cool than talking about yourself and what you have like like dude if you got it you just

01:00:38.180 got it it's just the fact of the matter like like and i think he's training these kids because i

01:00:44.680 would assume that the majority of his audience are kids right like it's a tiktok audience 10 to 18

01:00:48.920 it's kids it's virgins kids who are virgins who think by watching him they will get laid

01:00:54.380 that's who his audience is but he's but i think he's training them to to not get laid and that's

01:01:01.620 the problem exactly like i know exactly to get laid they're pissed off at girls because they've 0.96

01:01:06.600 never gotten laid and they think by being this alpha male and copying this douchebag who wears 0.99

01:01:12.020 giant fucking aviators indoor indoors on his fucking podcast they think that's gonna get 1.00

01:01:17.400 him some pussy like no his andrew tate's fans are all virgins and they're watching him to try 1.00

01:01:23.160 to get laid but they're gonna get spit on and slapped by a girl that's what's gonna happen 1.00

01:01:27.340 if you talk the way yeah if you talk i mean he's some of the takes are tough dude like 0.98

01:01:32.960 like you if you date a girl most of them are fucking tough if you date a girl that does

01:01:36.920 only fans you're entitled to a percentage of rank like come on dude like how could you even 0.97

01:01:41.780 actually i agree with that that's the i mean come on bro like i will why can't you just like

01:01:47.040 if you date a girl who does only fans well i'll be like how much money is she making bro like 1.00

01:01:52.440 You are such a dick. 1.00

01:01:53.860 Bro, you got to realize that, like, I'm here for no value. 1.00

01:01:57.260 I just speak, and then people get mad at me.

01:01:59.220 No, they don't.

01:01:59.920 No, they don't.

01:02:00.460 No, George, you are the favorite. 1.00

01:02:01.860 Let's shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:02:03.780 I want everybody here to know that I haven't slept. 0.99

01:02:05.800 I took a red eye here, and I haven't slept, and I'm still this wired. 0.96

01:02:08.880 I fucking give it my all, man. 0.94

01:02:11.120 I'm kind of like you in the ring, bro. 0.98

01:02:13.640 What is wrong with this?

01:02:15.460 Did you smoke?

01:02:16.840 No, I'm like, I'm hitting a wall so bad, man.

01:02:20.060 I'll leave if you want.

01:02:21.040 No, what? 0.99

01:02:22.440 yeah that's what i was thinking you're just mad that i knocked out your spot bro shut up 0.96

01:02:28.580 this kid this kid is on a high horse because he not he knocked down a 19 year old 0.88

01:02:34.900 i know he's 20 he's 20 oh he's 20 years old and he weighs 100 pounds when you come up against 0.54

01:02:41.660 this right he was beating the shit out of you the whole entire time and you caught him with a lucky 1.00

01:02:46.340 punch lucky lucky lucky hey you know how long i've been training for this bitch you uh he's 1.00

01:02:54.120 still not talking to dad on the podcast no we're talking we're talking are you talking dad did you 1.00

01:03:01.020 wish your mom happy birthday today yeah i did i did he sent her a bunch of nice things what

01:03:05.580 what did you get her flowers bears chocolate balloons like but like an extravagant thing

01:03:11.880 And what did you get her? 0.98

01:03:13.340 A trip to the Ritz-Carlton Spa when she comes to Puerto Rico.

01:03:15.740 Those are very comparable.

01:03:17.440 I'm happy with that. 1.00

01:03:19.300 Only because the spas. 1.00

01:03:21.000 I got her. 1.00

01:03:21.580 I got her.

01:03:22.400 I got her from the world. 1.00

01:03:23.360 Crazy shit from Mother's Day. 1.00

01:03:25.200 Like some expensive ass shoes. 1.00

01:03:26.560 You've always been so good at gift giving, dude. 0.99

01:03:29.220 Did you pick that gift out?

01:03:32.200 I don't think I did anything.

01:03:33.180 I think my assistant asked me if that's what I wanted to do.

01:03:35.080 And I said, yeah.

01:03:35.740 I'm so sorry.

01:03:37.120 I'm so bad with birthdays and giving in general.

01:03:40.940 I told you it was my birthday

01:03:42.200 At some point though

01:03:44.720 You should stop celebrating your birthday

01:03:46.440 It's like all you did was just nothing

01:03:48.500 I'm with you on that

01:03:49.600 Some people strongly disagree

01:03:51.840 Say again

01:03:52.880 Yeah

01:03:56.120 On my birthday 0.96

01:03:57.240 I'm fucking down for that 0.96

01:03:59.300 On my birthday celebrate my mom 0.99

01:04:01.000 I had no fucking choice 0.99

01:04:03.160 I'm a cosmic joke dog 0.99

01:04:05.140 I was born on April 1st

01:04:06.360 The worst day to be born ever 0.92

01:04:08.240 You're a joke

01:04:09.320 Not only that the jokes get

01:04:10.940 played on me i have to i have to self-isolate because everyone just pranks me oh saddest moment

01:04:16.780 of my life when jake said he got me a lamborghini bro shut up man you know that you know that like 0.97

01:04:22.300 ptsd to this day bro people still like i'll look at comments be like jake must be such a shitty 0.99

01:04:27.680 person for doing that to his brother and the like all this shit like get the fuck over it like it's 1.00

01:04:35.200 a joke i can't bro and that was a good one that lasted this long and then you fuck my girlfriend 1.00

01:04:41.380 like like bro get the fuck over it like oh he gave me a lamborghini but then i fucked his 1.00

01:04:50.340 girlfriend like yeah i'm the asshole guys first off she wasn't your girlfriend it was a gray area 1.00

01:04:56.360 but i'll say it again you guys should do it right now but i'll apologize to each other i'll say it 0.98

01:04:59.920 It doesn't matter

01:05:01.700 It's fine

01:05:04.140 Just say sorry guys

01:05:05.640 What's wrong with you?

01:05:06.220 I'm genuinely sorry

01:05:09.140 I'm sorry that I didn't give you that Lamborghini

01:05:12.920 But I promise that one day

01:05:15.340 That won't be a prank

01:05:17.220 And it'll be April Fool's

01:05:19.180 And I'll have a Lamborghini there

01:05:21.220 It'll probably just look exactly like that one

01:05:23.240 But it won't be a prank one day

01:05:25.300 Aw

01:05:26.160 Logan do you have something to say?

01:05:27.940 uh i'm sorry for all the torment i put you through in front of the entire internet it's okay including

01:05:34.200 with your love interests and and and your friends and you know one day i will make it up to you in

01:05:40.580 a big way i don't know how yet but i'll do it yeah don't touch me i gave you a uh i gave you

01:05:50.940 a pretty crappy birthday present one time too and um i think you were i think you were quite

01:05:56.260 rude to me as well and about it when i put a lot of a lot of time and effort you got me a six dollar

01:06:01.880 shrimp you got me a six dollar shrimp that you hyped that was how i felt when i saw nope the

01:06:07.980 same way yep the same way that i felt when mike for weeks was like dude he's even said it on a

01:06:15.580 podcast publicly he goes this this gift is gonna change your life trust me best gift you'll cherish

01:06:21.900 for the wrestler i was so excited he made me drive to the house 30 minute drive to get there

01:06:26.820 to look at it and i was excited about it it wasn't the shrimp that wasn't the issue and first of all

01:06:33.500 on the six dollars as we know the enclosure was 1500 you just like to leave that part out

01:06:38.940 we all threw in for it yeah it was before i was making money maverick incorporated don't exactly

01:06:44.480 pay the highest wages jeff so relax how much money did you make up for the title i gave logan

01:06:50.480 the best. Well, that video kind of

01:06:51.860 blew up after he flipped out of me and kicked me 0.97

01:06:54.340 out of the house for giving him a shitty birthday present. 1.00

01:06:56.160 Then fuck my girlfriend. That's what he usually 1.00

01:06:58.460 does. What? No, I mean that didn't

01:07:00.220 the last thing that happened. Although she did call

01:07:02.400 me the other day. Is that what she was up to? I don't know

01:07:04.200 what she was up to. I don't know why she called you, but

01:07:06.360 honestly, like, hopefully 0.99

01:07:08.320 she figures all her shit out. I don't fucking 0.99

01:07:10.420 know. Listen to me. I 0.99

01:07:12.180 gave Danny

01:07:14.540 and the team a very

01:07:16.580 specific request to find that

01:07:18.520 shrimp she had ensured me that she had found it it was supposed to be this exact color as prime 0.56

01:07:22.760 hydration the number one sports drink in america oh i've been damn you passed your gift to not even

01:07:28.900 your assistant your friend's assistant the guess we were working it was a team effort it was a team

01:07:33.820 effort can i just say something about it was it was great it was gray bro it wasn't the the shrimp

01:07:40.000 suck greg paul fried it and ate it that's not true it got trapped behind a rock and died i i went to

01:07:47.020 move the rock one day after like after like a week of not really seeing the shrimp just 0.93

01:07:51.900 thinking he was hiding and he uh he just split in half he literally i'm sorry what he got stuck

01:08:00.320 behind the rock died and for about a week was just rotting and when i moved the rock he just

01:08:06.780 his body just went can you can you just please like i'm sorry can you please just empathize

01:08:12.700 me for one second no i really did think that i was doing something and and in my heart i thought

01:08:19.000 that that i was going to make someone happy and the way that that turned out with that

01:08:23.440 shrimp disintegrating like that is is an outcome that i could never have like bro imagine he's so

01:08:32.220 giddy about this happening and it just it couldn't have ended any worse no no no you're right but

01:08:37.840 that also wasn't the issue without getting into it the issue was and here's the lesson i'm gonna

01:08:43.040 end with a lesson i know it obviously when i was when i realized after my first round of initial

01:08:48.520 excitement for the vlog when i realized i was like wait this is actually not my favorite animal this 0.93

01:08:53.540 is like a just fucking stupid little shrimp and i told mike i was like hey bro i don't know if i 0.99

01:08:57.820 really like fuck with the gift like you probably said i was gonna he didn't like that so i think 1.00

01:09:04.220 when you give with expectation in return you lose no yes but also you're 100 right and that is the 0.99

01:09:09.820 main lesson the reason i was mad was because the way that i was brought up and the way that

01:09:14.560 most people brought up is you always just act graciously and thankful for a gift regardless 0.97

01:09:18.640 if it's smelly socks or if it's a fucking a rocket ship i suck at that do you know what i'm saying 0.98

01:09:23.100 like that's just that's just common that's just common decency if you get a gift that you hate 0.98

01:09:26.840 i'm not somebody somebody went through the trouble of getting you something you say thank you so much

01:09:30.660 I appreciate it then you disintegrate the thing

01:09:32.640 With a rock

01:09:33.140 What Jeff we got a problem with PETA

01:09:38.300 Is it a PETA thing

01:09:39.320 The thing died on it's own accord

01:09:41.600 And by the way PETA ain't exactly

01:09:44.300 Got the clout it used to 0.99

01:09:45.980 PETA's not fucking shit 1.00

01:09:47.340 Would you consider boxing PETA 1.00

01:09:50.160 Peter Griffin

01:09:51.100 I'll box PETA every day of the week

01:09:54.060 Give me all the representatives

01:09:56.100 All of this is what getting clipped out 1.00

01:09:58.040 Fuck PETA suck my nuts PETA 1.00

01:10:00.660 Fucking put this shit in there, bro. 1.00

01:10:02.020 You're not doing shit. 1.00

01:10:02.880 You take all the money and fucking hoard it. 1.00

01:10:04.560 We see your fucking profit and loss statements on your fucking books. 1.00

01:10:07.600 Fucking scam of a fucking organization who is woken. 1.00

01:10:11.280 Shut the fuck up, PETA. 1.00

01:10:12.980 Everyone's scared of these motherfuckers. 1.00

01:10:14.460 Everyone's scared to get canceled. 1.00

01:10:16.300 PETA doesn't do fucking shit. 1.00

01:10:18.220 There was a time. 1.00

01:10:19.060 What do they do?

01:10:19.620 What do they do? 0.99

01:10:20.280 Go to a celebrity red carpet and say, you're wearing a chinchilla. 1.00

01:10:24.160 Stop it.

01:10:25.080 There was a time where they throw red paint on passerbikes.

01:10:28.100 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:10:28.900 Bro like

01:10:29.920 I don't even believe

01:10:34.200 Like I'm for the animals as well 0.99

01:10:35.800 I don't have fur coats and shit like that 0.95

01:10:38.540 Like people shouldn't do that 1.00

01:10:39.660 But also fuck PETA 1.00

01:10:41.100 Are you sure you don't have a fur coat 1.00

01:10:42.760 Because I saw your dog

01:10:44.060 Come into the gym today

01:10:47.220 With it's entire coat shaved off

01:10:49.700 With it's entire

01:10:51.100 Like literally

01:10:52.760 Dude why does your dog do like this 0.92

01:10:55.400 He has alopecia 1.00

01:10:56.420 No no I shit you not 1.00

01:10:57.820 Yo, here's the funniest part. 0.99

01:10:59.420 It was shaved off in the exact shape as a coat. 1.00

01:11:01.980 Don't talk about my fucking dog like that. 1.00

01:11:03.800 Okay, okay. 1.00

01:11:04.260 Yo, I'm going to slap him. 0.93

01:11:06.140 I'm sorry, please, dude. 0.93

01:11:08.020 I can't get in arguments with you anymore.

01:11:09.960 There's no question who's winning, bro.

01:11:11.460 Stop.

01:11:13.040 Bro, why is my boxing coach looking?

01:11:14.380 It looks like he's trapped outside, like an aquarium.

01:11:16.320 Caleb, do a 180 for me again.

01:11:17.580 He looks like a broke mind, like doesn't know how to do his job.

01:11:19.520 He looks like somebody from the Twilight Zone.

01:11:21.540 He looks like your shrimp before it was crushed by that rock in the aquarium. 0.98

01:11:27.820 damn bro yeah this has been great i 0.97

01:11:32.180 i think we've learned a lot and i just want to finish off with uh with a poem that i i love your 0.90

01:11:44.260 poem that i wrote for hasim i'm gonna be real honest um i forgot to finish it on the on the

01:11:50.060 way here and the podcast is already going so it's kind of like can you leave off wherever you leave

01:11:55.260 off and we'll finish yeah you guys finish it okay ready okay dear hasim in only a few days millions

01:12:03.440 of people will be watching you dream sleeping on the canvas like a dead sardine your dad in the

01:12:10.020 corner regretting being a part of your team even though you're used to letting him down this time

01:12:15.640 millions of people will be watching you drown and just like all of my other opponents you'll be the

01:12:21.120 laughing stock of the town you'll be turned into a meme a verb and even a noun added to the list

01:12:27.260 of people i knocked out who underestimated me for some money and clout your confidence comes 0.99

01:12:34.040 from ignorance and you reek of doubt i know your type insecure with a loud ass mouth enjoy the 15 0.99

01:12:40.940 minutes of fame while you can because in four more days nobody will give a damn not your turn 0.99

01:12:46.620 Even after the poem

01:12:49.180 I still don't know

01:12:50.180 This guy's name

01:12:50.920 Richard Hamilton

01:12:52.320 Is a worthy opponent

01:12:53.800 With no fame

01:12:55.060 I'm so sorry

01:12:56.780 That my friends are lame

01:12:57.880 That didn't even rhyme

01:12:59.420 With the last thing

01:13:00.260 That he said

01:13:00.880 By the time

01:13:02.800 Jake's done with this guy 0.88

01:13:03.920 He's gonna be dead 0.98

01:13:05.160 Speaking of dead 0.98

01:13:06.580 I can't speak of the dead

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01:13:30.920 i was really enjoying that exercise and uh yeah man i'm excited i'm proud of you i'm extremely

01:13:36.220 proud of you and i've been watching you in the gym and watching how hard you work time and time 0.96

01:13:41.380 and time again bro you've got this in the fucking bag yes sir and you are gonna be a world champ 0.95

01:13:45.860 although i will say again that one's gonna surprise me let's go lisa tell them about our 0.99

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