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00:02:42.260 No, no, no, no, stop.

00:02:44.500 Is he really mad?

00:02:45.280 He's not coming back?

00:02:45.920 I didn't do anything wrong!

00:02:54.860 You want to get in a fire now?

00:02:56.100 We can't get in a fire now.

00:02:56.980 I can't even move, bro.

00:02:58.340 You're lucky I can't get up right now.

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00:03:17.240 And I don't know how to say this.

00:03:21.880 I lost.

00:03:23.480 Actually, I do know how to say that because I've said it a lot before.

00:03:26.100 I lost.

00:03:27.000 Yeah, but we didn't have to lose with you, bro.

00:03:30.740 Usually when you lose, you just laugh and go,

00:03:32.600 hey, what happened now? 0.90

00:03:33.820 What the f*** happened here? 0.99

00:03:35.080 Ride or die. 0.99

00:03:35.660 You guys are on my team, and we lost as a team. 0.88

00:03:37.800 How are we more hurt than you?

00:03:41.220 That's what I want to know.

00:03:42.320 The Usos got that power, brother.

00:03:44.640 They got that Uso power.

00:03:45.960 I'm not even speaking about their names.

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00:03:48.240 We just came back from Saudi Arabia, WWE crown jewel.

00:03:51.260 I faced Roman Reigns, the face of the WWE,

00:03:54.060 for the title, the Undisputed Universal Championship.

00:03:56.600 and uh it was a hell of a match it was a hell of a match the guy's tough hell of a match i'm over

00:04:01.620 here looking like stephen hawkins what do you mean how you doing i dragged my friends into it and

00:04:08.640 no he dragged us into it you need to do anything they got dragged over the barrier it's because

00:04:13.120 they handed me the phone that i filmed myself frog splashing roaming through the table and

00:04:18.760 honestly bro i'll take that l on the chin because i don't care because i don't care because that 0.99

00:04:22.740 video was fucking awesome you knew this was gonna happen but you have a rod in your ankle of course 0.95

00:04:29.220 you you knew this was gonna happen you knew and you you you you looked at it as an opportunity 0.95

00:04:35.380 to continue to drive engagement for yourself because you're the only person that you care 0.99

00:04:40.880 about you and now that danish woman how dare you and her and her little dog daisy that is my girl

00:04:49.420 let me let me just no let me just you have you dragged me to the middle east beautiful country 0.92

00:04:54.820 by the way uh out there in saudi arabia a lot of dirt say that a lot of which will now be a mess 0.89

00:04:58.940 let's not get started to get my ass beat and did nothing and only did nothing what are you talking 0.51

00:05:07.100 about bro i fought as hard as i could that guy's big and strong and has an arm who helped us was 0.97

00:05:13.160 of you? I was busy.

00:05:15.660 So who helped us?

00:05:17.900 Jake Foll. Yeah, the only

00:05:19.100 person in the family who actually fucking 0.99

00:05:21.280 wins fights. 0.99

00:05:22.900 Now look at me and George, bro. We're busted

00:05:25.220 up like two onions, bro, on a

00:05:27.120 cutting board. He's got a Fiji water stuck

00:05:29.280 under his fucking leg. 1.00

00:05:30.820 Not even a prime because he doesn't even know what planet he's 1.00

00:05:33.260 on. I'm never drinking prime again.

00:05:35.500 Never. But I

00:05:36.800 would argue for the WWE fans

00:05:38.800 that I only lost that match

00:05:41.080 because I was trying to save Jake's life.

00:05:43.160 hey what about ours i was less concerned about that you always have an excuse you always have

00:05:50.180 an excuse of why you lost the fight i'll tell you why you lost the fight because that big

00:05:54.560 broad-based man roman reigns is a better fighter than oh my god just like ksi was a better fighter

00:06:02.760 than you and just like your next opponent will be a better well okay not that one 0.99

00:06:07.580 Yo, I'm about to fucking break your neck for real. 1.00

00:06:12.140 It's already broken. 0.99

00:06:13.100 Not for real, though.

00:06:14.120 We should say, like, disclaimer.

00:06:16.580 These guys didn't actually break their necks or legs.

00:06:18.880 The WWE made them do physicals and all the tests necessary

00:06:22.140 to get them cleared to participate in the match in Saudi Arabia.

00:06:26.620 And you can take them off if you want, or you can just...

00:06:28.740 It hurts.

00:06:31.300 The loss still hurts, but we thought this would be a funny gig.

00:06:34.380 But we do want to say that they're absolutely fine

00:06:36.300 Cause the WWE does take care of their world-class organization.

00:06:38.940 I cannot believe that I was trained by some of the loyalty of the WWE that

00:06:45.640 have trained some of the Grammy dude, Shane, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

00:06:48.500 Hurricane Shane has trained some of the greatest sports athletes in,

00:06:53.780 in the space ever. I would have been on that list if I had, if I had won.

00:06:57.700 Listen, you got running room, right? It didn't go your way this time, but you're,

00:07:01.560 you're, you're brand new to the sport, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:07:03.880 Anyways, we got a dope guest here.

00:07:06.740 He hasn't come on yet.

00:07:07.880 What are you clapping for?

00:07:08.880 I'm still dizzy.

00:07:10.500 Are you going to leave that on the whole time?

00:07:11.940 I got beat up, guys.

00:07:14.160 I don't know how to make it more clear.

00:07:16.000 I'm in a wheelchair right now.

00:07:17.700 Imagine in some twist of fate he actually did. 1.00

00:07:19.720 He's fucked up. 1.00

00:07:20.740 He got in a car. 1.00

00:07:21.300 You're supposed to pretend?

00:07:23.560 Take it off now.

00:07:24.620 I think you're in character.

00:07:25.220 Take it off.

00:07:25.700 I need you to visually show the audience that you are well.

00:07:29.620 I want you to stand up and do a 10 jump.

00:07:32.800 Get out of here.

00:07:33.880 our guest today is uh is awesome and i think he's behind this this banner right here dylan is he

00:07:39.500 ready all right he ran away from dylan our producer because dylan was apparently stressing

00:07:43.400 him out as he does with most of us hey dylan i had asked multiple times for one of you production 1.00

00:07:49.120 assholes to get my fucking phone get me my fucking phone or your ass is going back to 1.00

00:07:54.700 coney island on a greyhound i swear to god dylan give me my fucking phone wait i got an intro for 1.00

00:08:01.180 you Bobby ready no no stay there stay where you going are you ready I need my phone I do right 0.98

00:08:06.840 now our guest today is one of the funniest people on the planet you've seen him in countless things

00:08:10.040 like Harold and Kumar mad tv and love on Netflix most recently he's dominating social clips on

00:08:14.500 your phone from podcast appearances plus his own tiger belly and bad friends it is Bobby Lee 1.00

00:08:19.100 what's up yes you confederate what's up bro i like you're a fuck machine 1.00

00:08:30.400 i can tell dude hey you got fucking ahmed over here dude i love the koran don't you love the 1.00

00:08:35.560 koran yeah i love it yeah i love what you do and um i love all people dude yeah yeah you got a 0.99

00:08:40.740 fucking thick one down there like a cambodian jungle oh my god you got fucking logie paul 0.97

00:08:45.860 right here, right? He's my favorite, dude. 0.99

00:08:47.680 You know, I did a movie once with this guy

00:08:49.680 and he's one of my favorite guys. I think he's very

00:08:51.640 strong. His name is KSI

00:08:53.680 and I did a movie called Late in America.

00:08:55.740 I think he's a real man.

00:08:58.120 He's a good fighter.

00:08:59.720 He's not a great fighter.

00:09:01.100 No, because I know you guys are all part of the same social

00:09:03.640 media space. KSI, man.

00:09:06.220 What a real dick, dick, dick, 1.00

00:09:07.880 dick. Bro, can you imagine 1.00

00:09:09.760 how big his dick probably is? Strong, thick, dick, 1.00

00:09:11.700 right? 100%. Bigger than yours, right? 1.00

00:09:13.480 Oh yeah, yours is like sand.

00:09:14.640 buddy how are you yeah yeah yours if i touch it just to the palm of your head

00:09:19.380 you did a movie with ksi yeah man he's so good good actor handsome um he is handsome yeah yeah

00:09:28.480 and i'm like dude if you know next to the word man yeah in the dictionary they should have a big 0.91

00:09:34.720 black ksi photo oh so you really like i love him i asked him i'm not gay but i suck it 0.98

00:09:42.020 no that's it i suck it he goes nah man i don't know how to do english no man i don't how to do 0.99

00:09:48.600 english no blood nah man nah man yeah yeah something wait wait bobby yeah yeah you know 0.99

00:09:54.000 he's my business partner right you know him what do you mean i know him i know like i came in here

00:10:00.020 i already knew the thing man okay i did trickery with you man sorcery yeah this is asian trickery 0.85

00:10:05.380 i know you're a christian man i just fucked around dude i love the jesus i'm a big fan of yours i 0.99

00:10:10.860 don't know about much but you know what i heard about you bro oh fuck dude i don't learn i want 0.99

00:10:14.480 to learn how to fuck i do i do i don't do good i mean i don't know does he i know i heard about 0.99

00:10:21.760 you i heard you like women women like you this and that maybe you could teach me about how to 1.00

00:10:26.060 no just because women like you doesn't mean that you're good in the bed like women like me up until 0.76

00:10:29.700 like oh i see oh you know what i'm saying get in there it's not good i'm just you know i'm old i'm 0.74

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00:11:22.480 i know everything you do is based in temples and fucking buddhism and stuff like that but i i 0.89

00:11:26.880 actually you know take i fucking love it mcdonald's did you just slip in like a hint of racism 0.97

00:11:33.260 i'm matching him yeah i'm matching him i don't know if you could be wait wait is that allowed 0.93

00:11:39.180 what if you're racist can a white person be racist in joking yeah let me tell you something

00:11:45.480 right now dude no one even laughed you guys it's a genuine question it's a genuine why you didn't

00:11:52.360 laugh because i didn't give you consent yet but what i'm what i'm what i'm about to say

00:11:57.060 you're gonna love it okay can i touch it here absolutely okay you can call me ching chong

00:12:01.480 no yeah yeah oh yeah yeah you can call me flat face i don't know yeah yeah we don't want to do

00:12:07.780 Yeah, I'm just saying anything goes with me because, you know, I'm not really into cancel culture and I like to be free.

00:12:15.940 You know what I mean?

00:12:16.240 Yeah, but if I make fun of you, you can make fun of me.

00:12:18.160 Yeah, but I have a question.

00:12:19.140 Yeah, go ahead.

00:12:19.660 First off, I like that logic.

00:12:21.040 I think that's how the best groups of friends form.

00:12:23.220 Our group of friends is like that.

00:12:24.340 We all make fun of each other. 0.98

00:12:25.240 Yeah, they're super racist.

00:12:25.920 But let me ask you something.

00:12:28.600 That's what we do here.

00:12:30.360 That's not true.

00:12:32.640 I already know what he's going to say, by the way. 1.00

00:12:35.060 Bobby, we don't do this type of shit. 0.99

00:12:36.400 We have a channel here. 1.00

00:12:38.960 We're not going to disrespect it and go down that route.

00:12:41.460 So let me ask you today.

00:12:44.140 What do you...

00:12:46.940 You can't say that.

00:12:49.580 Yeah, I have a rocket. 0.97

00:12:52.600 You call me ****. 0.95

00:12:53.780 I have a rocket, dude. 0.98

00:12:55.240 No.

00:12:55.940 An intercontinental ballistic missile.

00:12:57.880 Yeah, you can do it.

00:12:58.860 You can do it.

00:13:01.100 No, I don't think you can, Bobby.

00:13:03.080 I called him Coran. 0.99

00:13:04.420 That's fucked up 0.99

00:13:07.020 Not even my religion 0.99

00:13:07.980 Nor did you 1.00

00:13:08.580 From your right 1.00

00:13:09.240 It's Quran

00:13:09.740 I knew you was a Christian 1.00

00:13:10.460 I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:13:11.240 I knew you were 1.00

00:13:12.460 A fucking Christian 1.00

00:13:13.180 And I came here 1.00

00:13:14.100 I called you Quran 1.00

00:13:14.900 And that's fucked up 1.00

00:13:15.740 Yeah but Bobby 0.97

00:13:16.860 Some would argue

00:13:18.240 That because of

00:13:19.040 Your ethnicity 1.00

00:13:19.740 And the difficulties

00:13:20.940 That you've had to face

00:13:21.860 With racism

00:13:22.420 That you have the liberty

00:13:23.780 To do such things

00:13:24.680 We're white kids 0.85

00:13:25.700 I was addicted to heroin

00:13:26.960 For a decade

00:13:27.560 I don't want to

00:13:27.920 Just change your

00:13:28.540 It does bro

00:13:29.940 They just looked at you

00:13:31.080 And assumed you dealt with it

00:13:32.320 Bro bro bro

00:13:32.680 Let me just say this

00:13:33.280 I'm warning you right now 1.00

00:13:34.060 don't fucking touch me okay i'm a fucking celebrity bro look at my mdb anyway i'm kidding 0.99

00:13:39.980 you can touch me but my point is is this um it's okay because number one i'm a recovering drug addict 1.00

00:13:45.360 myself so we bond on that level right as soon as i walked in the house right as soon as i look i've

00:13:50.080 never met you before have i never right we already like our eyes met we locked right and we were like

00:13:56.420 playing already yeah it's almost as if we're kindred spirits and that we've met before in a

00:14:01.300 previous lifetime yeah and can't you feel that you and i are going to be best buds or what 100

00:14:05.960 you threw me in an arm bar and then exactly then you throat punched mike i throat punched you

00:14:09.680 rendering him unconscious yeah and you fell on the ground and i almost took advantage of her body

00:14:13.360 did i not and i remember he beat you guys back up and then looked at me goes i like your people 0.99

00:14:18.420 yeah that's what's pulling all this racism out of me bro yeah fuck out of me as soon as 0.99

00:14:24.760 but it's not racism it's we we're like children and we're being free and we're playing with each 0.99

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00:16:05.720 terms apply back to the show all right let's let's get serious no no no no no no you're right

00:16:09.780 you're right you're right we're kindred spirits in fact you know i dm'd you i dm'd you so long

00:16:15.180 ago dude november 10th 2020 yeah almost two years ago was that the pandemic yeah i think yeah i

00:16:21.220 didn't do nothing i don't respond nothing i said i said what do i got on your podcast i know

00:16:26.540 I said, what do I got to do to get on your podcast?

00:16:29.880 I just wanted to come on yours.

00:16:31.440 And then two years later, you said,

00:16:32.880 Logan, can you please do my podcast in November?

00:16:35.060 I'll massage your feet.

00:16:36.280 It takes two years for me.

00:16:38.220 Can I say something?

00:16:39.200 Two years.

00:16:40.040 You have to understand this, all right?

00:16:42.080 It's like if Ben Affleck.

00:16:43.900 Is that his name?

00:16:44.620 Yeah.

00:16:45.180 Or, you know what I mean?

00:16:46.080 Or, let me give you this.

00:16:48.660 Bad Brad Pitt.

00:16:49.860 Brad Pitt.

00:16:50.200 Great choice.

00:16:51.180 Great choice.

00:16:52.220 You like it?

00:16:52.800 Brad Pitt?

00:16:53.320 Oh, yeah.

00:16:53.820 He's great, dude, huh?

00:16:55.180 From top to bottom.

00:16:56.360 Really?

00:16:57.080 Yeah.

00:16:57.320 What's your favorite movie by him?

00:16:58.980 Him?

00:16:59.340 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith is amazing.

00:17:01.080 Train that he just did was great.

00:17:02.220 I liked it.

00:17:02.880 Amazing.

00:17:03.020 He's an overall great guy.

00:17:04.560 I don't know him, but he's a great actor.

00:17:06.340 But my point is this, is that when you first did it, right, I read it, and I got intimidated.

00:17:12.400 Because you are who you are, man. 1.00

00:17:14.080 What the fuck, Bobby? 1.00

00:17:14.980 What? 1.00

00:17:16.100 You're strong, man.

00:17:17.360 You're strong.

00:17:17.880 You're funny. 1.00

00:17:18.220 You got all the fucking... 1.00

00:17:19.340 You have everything. 1.00

00:17:20.160 Cool friends.

00:17:20.760 You have cool friends like this guy?

00:17:23.360 What about you?

00:17:24.140 I know.

00:17:24.300 He's on the fence

00:17:26.420 This guy's on the fence

00:17:27.100 Wait, wait, wait

00:17:27.520 Super on the fence

00:17:28.000 Wait, so what changed?

00:17:29.240 Something changed

00:17:29.920 Okay, I'll be honest

00:17:33.340 Can I be honest? 1.00

00:17:34.820 You found out I was a pussy 1.00

00:17:35.740 No 1.00

00:17:36.040 I know what it is

00:17:38.380 I know what it is

00:17:39.040 No, no, no

00:17:40.040 I'm going to be completely honest with you

00:17:41.680 And I've never been

00:17:43.100 You know, I came here with like

00:17:44.560 Being fun

00:17:45.460 Yeah

00:17:45.760 And all that stuff

00:17:46.680 And I just want to be completely real with you

00:17:48.300 Okay

00:17:48.520 I'm going to lock eyes with you

00:17:49.860 I literally

00:17:50.920 I remember now reading it

00:17:52.420 And going, oh, I'm going to get back to him

00:17:53.860 And I completely forgot because it was during the pandemic.

00:17:56.160 And then what happened the other day was, you know, we need help on my podcast, right?

00:18:02.060 And we were throwing, you know, I mean, heat.

00:18:04.260 They were throwing names down that were heat, right?

00:18:06.940 And you were on the top of the heat.

00:18:08.700 And I go, I had forgotten that you had text or DMed me.

00:18:11.740 And I go, I don't know the guy.

00:18:13.980 I don't know.

00:18:14.180 He's not going to read it.

00:18:15.260 And then when I saw that you, then it reminded me that you had this.

00:18:18.720 And then I sent a message.

00:18:20.120 Okay.

00:18:20.420 So it's like, that's the truth.

00:18:21.680 All right.

00:18:21.900 You just forgot about me.

00:18:23.360 Yeah.

00:18:23.860 I completely forgot about you, dude.

00:18:25.400 But it was also during a very different time.

00:18:27.380 At that point, you were a little forgetful.

00:18:29.460 You know what, dude?

00:18:30.000 How about this?

00:18:30.600 You have doughy eyes, and you look sad right now.

00:18:34.000 A little bit.

00:18:34.440 I'm going to give you a hug.

00:18:36.220 Really?

00:18:36.660 Yeah.

00:18:37.420 What do you think?

00:18:38.580 I don't think that guy has feelings, bro.

00:18:40.880 I know.

00:18:41.460 That guy's a robot.

00:18:42.520 May I hug?

00:18:44.180 I'll take your hug.

00:18:45.000 Why'd you ask them if you could hug him?

00:18:46.340 yeah that was that was nice actually that was nice that was nice bobby

00:18:58.780 i don't smell good on my bottom because you know i because you know here's the thing 1.00

00:19:04.380 is i'm single now and i've been fucking you want to smell my dick one of us in this room yeah 1.00

00:19:09.660 smell my dick because i have no cologne here but i spray the fuck on my dick why maybe mike 1.00

00:19:14.580 You want to smell? 1.00

00:19:15.220 I would.

00:19:15.960 No, you are.

00:19:17.720 No, you are.

00:19:18.400 No, question.

00:19:19.200 I'm not going to pull it out.

00:19:20.160 I'm going to just do the underwear.

00:19:21.060 Question, question.

00:19:21.680 It would be him.

00:19:22.400 It would be George.

00:19:23.100 Yeah, yeah, George.

00:19:23.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:25.120 Just smell.

00:19:26.040 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:19:26.820 You can't spray your dick with cologne. 1.00

00:19:29.040 Why? 1.00

00:19:29.900 Because if you end up getting oral sex, they're going to taste the cologne. 1.00

00:19:34.440 You got to go under to the gooch, and everyone knows that. 0.99

00:19:36.700 He's got an answer.

00:19:37.240 No, I have an answer to that.

00:19:38.560 Side side gooch.

00:19:40.380 Yeah, right?

00:19:41.100 Side side gooch.

00:19:41.700 Yeah, I mean.

00:19:42.320 Yeah.

00:19:42.540 But it can't be too heavy either.

00:19:44.280 All right.

00:19:45.000 But what you guys don't get is that there's no girl on the horizon, right? 1.00

00:19:49.680 So I spray it first. 0.98

00:19:51.080 It's like biblical what you just said.

00:19:52.960 It is, right?

00:19:53.820 Yeah.

00:19:54.160 Yeah.

00:19:54.640 Very good.

00:19:55.480 Prophecy.

00:19:55.860 Yeah, prophecy, right? 1.00

00:19:56.980 There's no girl on the horizon. 0.60

00:19:58.800 There's no girl on the horizon. 0.99

00:20:00.260 But I spray it just in case. 1.00

00:20:02.840 Like if I'm walking down Melrose, right?

00:20:04.620 And then what I would do is this.

00:20:05.960 I would go to the bathroom. 1.00

00:20:07.480 I would take tissue, and I would wipe the head and the stem of my penis. 0.99

00:20:12.080 It's not a lot. 0.99

00:20:12.820 Is that why you use the word stem?

00:20:15.000 Yes

00:20:15.360 Yeah

00:20:16.140 Why?

00:20:17.360 Like a mushroom

00:20:17.960 It's like a mushroom

00:20:19.480 Like yeah

00:20:19.860 Like the beginning of a plant

00:20:20.980 A plant

00:20:21.440 Like a fledgling

00:20:22.680 What cologne?

00:20:23.880 Well that's why I went to smell

00:20:25.120 Maybe he'll know the smell too

00:20:27.640 Don't worry about it guys 0.62

00:20:29.640 I'm not gonna kill him 1.00

00:20:30.280 Smell his dick 1.00

00:20:32.440 Oh shit he really 1.00

00:20:33.280 His ass is out 1.00

00:20:34.200 Look at the tattoo 1.00

00:20:35.720 All the money

00:20:36.320 And you're using fruit

00:20:38.140 I feel like you got that in prison

00:20:39.320 Yeah I did 0.80

00:20:40.060 Dude I just got the biggest boner

00:20:41.880 For some reason 0.98

00:20:42.400 this part no no smell you gotta smell it dude dude this is not gay it's podcasting it's for

00:20:50.180 entertainment it's material and in improv you never disagree you always agree because yes and 1.00

00:20:56.040 and you ruin the fucking moment if you don't do it so you're gonna fucking smell my dick 1.00

00:20:59.960 and it's not gay it's material george yeah yeah i have to grab your head 1.00

00:21:06.000 It smelled good 0.99

00:21:09.260 It smelled good

00:21:09.960 He's right

00:21:11.760 Does it really?

00:21:13.740 It smelled like he sprayed it like two days ago

00:21:16.020 But describe the scent

00:21:17.020 Describe

00:21:19.780 So two days ago he thought he was going to get lucky

00:21:22.000 And he didn't

00:21:22.680 That's what it smelled

00:21:23.860 Describe the scent

00:21:24.900 That's not a stem

00:21:27.440 Good for you

00:21:28.400 Wow

00:21:29.780 That's why I did it

00:21:31.440 When you pulled on it

00:21:32.780 When you pull that out, I go, good for you.

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00:22:53.520 Back to the program

00:22:54.480 Well cause there is that

00:22:55.380 Misconception

00:22:56.380 Or I don't know if it's a misconception

00:22:57.420 In the Asian race

00:22:58.460 That the 1.00

00:22:58.760 Tiny penises 0.99

00:23:00.240 And I'd heard 0.99

00:23:01.380 Who says you can be racist

00:23:02.180 That's the first joke you go to

00:23:03.540 No no that's not racist

00:23:04.300 Can I argue

00:23:05.060 May I argue

00:23:05.840 Yes sir

00:23:06.160 Alright

00:23:06.400 Yes sir

00:23:06.880 That's racist

00:23:07.460 Number one 1.00

00:23:10.780 That's fucking racist 1.00

00:23:11.620 It's a stereotype 1.00

00:23:12.660 Number two

00:23:13.240 That's why I'm asking

00:23:13.920 Alright so I'm gonna say something to you

00:23:15.340 Alright Mike 1.00

00:23:16.140 You piece of shit 1.00

00:23:18.100 You're dog shit dude 1.00

00:23:20.520 all right you know what dudes like you tall muscles right you're a bully dude you just 1.00

00:23:26.760 bullied me right let me tell you something about fucking science my friend all right 1.00

00:23:31.200 you think Yao Ming has a small dick I don't know he doesn't right he doesn't have fucking 1.00

00:23:37.880 size 16 feet and a fucking one inch penis it's all proportional do you know fuck you 1.00

00:23:44.160 don't do do me man 1.00

00:23:46.480 do do 0.71

00:23:48.580 is he like mentally 1.00

00:23:50.980 handicapped 1.00

00:23:51.980 I was going to say the R word 1.00

00:23:54.580 that's reserved for you 1.00

00:23:55.940 he's definitely R 0.93

00:23:59.120 but you do 0.98

00:23:59.960 don't do do me man 1.00

00:24:01.660 I smelled your dick 1.00

00:24:04.460 that's true 1.00

00:24:05.440 because bro somebody even built another layer

00:24:09.200 on top of it I was reading this article the other day

00:24:11.080 and they said that since

00:24:12.380 women of the

00:24:14.100 Asian persuasion, like that perspective 1.00

00:24:16.540 over there, are smaller and more petite. 1.00

00:24:19.140 Their vaginas are smaller 1.00

00:24:20.600 and more petite, which requires a smaller 1.00

00:24:22.680 penis, which... 1.00

00:24:24.140 Who said yes? We were just talking about this.

00:24:26.840 I'm not making this up.

00:24:28.560 Look it up on YouTube. I'm not on

00:24:30.640 OAN right now. I'm not going over to fucking 0.98

00:24:32.740 parlor after this. I'm not a fucking 0.99

00:24:34.660 racist, Bobby Lee. You're the one named 0.99

00:24:36.700 after a Confederate general, Robert Lee.

00:24:38.880 And I'm a huge fan of him, too.

00:24:40.260 Oh, my God.

00:24:42.020 In terms of Confederate generals, dude?

00:24:43.800 He's my man.

00:24:44.500 Oh, my God.

00:24:45.800 That's what, right?

00:24:49.280 January 6th.

00:24:50.980 Oh, my God.

00:24:54.120 Oh, my God.

00:24:55.160 Your birthday.

00:24:56.040 It's probably your birthday, January 6th.

00:24:57.960 My point is this, okay?

00:24:59.700 It's proportional to the body. 0.93

00:25:00.980 So what I'm saying is that if you see Asian women generally, what, 5355? 1.00

00:25:05.560 They have 5355 vaginas. 1.00

00:25:08.180 Okay? 1.00

00:25:09.040 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:25:09.600 If you see a supermodel who's Asian and she's 6'5", 1.00

00:25:13.300 she's not going to have a 5'5 vagina. 1.00

00:25:15.240 Sometimes they do, though. 1.00

00:25:16.680 Sometimes you get these taller women 1.00

00:25:18.680 that have very shorter women vaginas. 1.00

00:25:21.160 What? 1.00

00:25:22.720 Yeah, no, no, they're called shorties. 1.00

00:25:24.560 No, you've never had a short woman 1.00

00:25:25.940 who had a wide, gaping vagina. 0.99

00:25:29.080 So it's always going to be outliers, Bobby Lee. 0.99

00:25:31.520 You mentioned science.

00:25:32.760 There's always outliers in science.

00:25:33.620 No, but even majority-based.

00:25:34.580 I think you found that...

00:25:36.580 The other thing is I don't believe it's height-based

00:25:39.140 as much as it's whiff-based.

00:25:41.280 Like the horizontal volume dictates the-

00:25:44.160 Padawan, I'm going to teach you something.

00:25:46.280 Okay.

00:25:46.660 All right?

00:25:47.000 I'm a grasshopper.

00:25:48.060 Exactly. 1.00

00:25:49.360 The size and shape of a woman's mouth 1.00

00:25:52.100 is directly proportional to the size and shape 1.00

00:25:55.020 of their vagina. 1.00

00:25:55.960 So true. 1.00

00:25:56.440 Oh my God, he's fucking right. 0.99

00:25:59.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:00.180 So true.

00:26:00.720 I'm like running all of them through my mind.

00:26:03.740 Forever.

00:26:04.480 Oh my God.

00:26:06.200 Check this out.

00:26:07.060 Say that on a first date.

00:26:08.360 That information

00:26:09.560 Yeah

00:26:09.940 And then they start

00:26:10.640 Making their smiles smaller

00:26:11.680 What do you go

00:26:13.320 How do you like

00:26:14.780 The snake

00:26:15.180 How do you like

00:26:16.200 The snake

00:26:16.680 You like it

00:26:17.520 How do you like

00:26:18.460 Yeah yeah

00:26:18.820 They always do that

00:26:19.540 Oh my god

00:26:20.000 But here's my

00:26:20.780 Thank you

00:26:21.140 That's a God

00:26:22.100 A Jesus 0.98

00:26:23.260 Supplied 0.96

00:26:24.340 Catch 22

00:26:25.220 Because you want 1.00

00:26:26.520 A girl with a big mouth 1.00

00:26:27.540 To do crazy 1.00

00:26:28.240 Big mouth shit 1.00

00:26:29.080 But you don't want 1.00

00:26:30.080 A girl to have 1.00

00:26:30.540 A big ass vagina 1.00

00:26:31.660 So God 1.00

00:26:32.820 Introduced a catch 22

00:26:34.040 How you gonna have

00:26:34.720 The best of both worlds

00:26:35.560 Bobby Lee

00:26:36.120 From the confederate

00:26:36.820 I've never

00:26:37.400 listen i've never oh and one at war you lost dude we're coming i know yeah yeah we're coming 0.98

00:26:45.320 i see it no but what i'm saying is i've never gotten a blowjob i had said wow she has a tight 1.00

00:26:49.860 mouth who's ever said that have you ever said that that's because you don't have a massive cock 1.00

00:26:54.960 like you know what i'm saying like if you have a massive dick you might be like damn i hope she's 1.00

00:27:00.320 just making her mouth small for conversation here right no no no no but i haven't said wow she's got 1.00

00:27:05.680 a small mouth but like there's a technique that comes with wrapping and tightening the lips

00:27:10.600 laricism what do you mean you mean her you mean her mouth lips her mouth lips yeah yeah you know

00:27:15.540 i'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah there's suction yeah suction right there's um yeah you can bite

00:27:20.220 a little bit well not too hard i prefer that slippery slope yeah yeah you can stick in it 0.99

00:27:25.960 and do a little dick work like tongue work on the tip you know so just stick it up this is not a 0.99

00:27:29.940 leading question yeah go ahead so you're not gay no that's right that might be racist no it's not 0.99

00:27:35.980 why no no because you said i don't know i just feel like everything aging you know what i'm saying

00:27:40.180 like that's where we were no that's you said you said it and sexuality is incredibly fluid but i'm 0.93

00:27:44.960 just i'm just you're the way you're describing dick sucking is so particular you know i i in 0.98

00:27:51.060 my mind i don't love how you look at me that happens i love you i love you too i want to go 0.95

00:27:56.620 Can I address one question at a time?

00:28:00.540 I'm going to say something 1.00

00:28:01.620 Have I sucked penis? 1.00

00:28:03.800 Ask me that question 1.00

00:28:04.560 That's what I should have said

00:28:05.420 So start over 1.00

00:28:06.820 Bobby Lee, have you ever sucked a penis? 1.00

00:28:09.400 Yes 1.00

00:28:09.680 Let that sit

00:28:11.840 Uncomfortable?

00:28:14.440 Not really

00:28:15.180 How about you?

00:28:17.140 I hang out with these guys

00:28:18.120 Hold on, he's Christian

00:28:19.460 I know, but does that make you uncomfortable? 0.99

00:28:22.560 That's fucked up 1.00

00:28:23.360 Put your hand back on his leg, Bobby 1.00

00:28:24.520 Does that make you feel uncomfortable?

00:28:26.000 No

00:28:26.160 Oh, it's so close

00:28:27.940 No, no, no, Bobby, Bobby, stop

00:28:32.380 So it's generally understood

00:28:35.680 I don't know where your boundaries are 0.98

00:28:37.500 Yeah, your team, your PR team's shitting their bands 0.99

00:28:40.420 Their PR team has a mohawk 0.99

00:28:42.760 They love it and they get it

00:28:43.480 I think they're okay

00:28:44.320 That guy looked like he got fired from Apple, bro

00:28:48.240 Like he was at the genius bar

00:28:51.120 But they're like, you're not a genius, you need to go

00:28:52.840 He actually looks like he might be Bobby

00:28:55.000 Wait, Bobby, Bobby, I want to ask about this.

00:28:56.980 Yeah, go ahead.

00:28:57.600 Because I have a father. 0.99

00:28:58.060 Have you sucked that day? 0.99

00:28:59.100 Not yet. 0.99

00:28:59.720 On Twitter, that's true.

00:29:00.280 But would you consider it?

00:29:02.340 He said not yet.

00:29:03.420 It'd be tough. 1.00

00:29:04.140 I think my girl would consider it cheating. 1.00

00:29:05.900 I know, but if you were single, in what circumstance would you suck a penis? 1.00

00:29:10.140 I'm so glad you asked this because I have an answer. 1.00

00:29:12.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:12.960 Oh, my God, dude.

00:29:13.880 I love it.

00:29:14.560 I love it.

00:29:14.840 I am so happy to speak back up.

00:29:16.660 It's been so long, bro.

00:29:18.600 I love it.

00:29:19.080 I love it.

00:29:19.800 It's been so long. 0.97

00:29:21.480 Who sucked Mike? 0.97

00:29:22.320 It's not about who. 0.98

00:29:23.000 It's not about who.

00:29:23.580 Why'd you shake hands?

00:29:24.300 Because we have a theory.

00:29:31.120 Have you heard of Dick Ransom Guy?

00:29:35.580 Dick Ransom Guy.

00:29:38.180 No, I've never heard of that.

00:29:39.360 Tell me.

00:29:40.280 He's a guy who goes around and steals people.

00:29:45.380 And then he finds their friends.

00:29:46.780 Best friends.

00:29:47.520 Best friends.

00:29:48.300 Yeah.

00:29:49.260 Let's say he kidnapped Mike, for example.

00:29:50.920 Right. 1.00

00:29:51.160 And he said, Logan, I'm going to blow your friend's fucking brains out right now unless you suck my dick. 1.00

00:29:58.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:58.900 Unless you blow me.

00:29:59.700 You shouldn't have gone there, bro.

00:30:00.960 Okay.

00:30:01.680 And that's the only circumstance.

00:30:03.540 That's my boy. 1.00

00:30:04.020 I'm sucking a fat cock. 1.00

00:30:04.880 Right. 1.00

00:30:05.860 Anyone in this room. 1.00

00:30:08.440 Like, if it was any of these guys in the room, you would suck everyone's penis. 1.00

00:30:12.260 If it was this little guy right here, would you do him? 1.00

00:30:14.540 You'd have to.

00:30:16.620 He's my videographer.

00:30:17.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:18.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:18.540 I would do it.

00:30:19.020 That's my little book.

00:30:19.720 what about little uh in a heartbeat balls down the throat all right Mikey Mike hundred percent 0.81

00:30:26.000 hundred percent me I wouldn't do it you just blew his brains out dude why I would come so quick 1.00

00:30:33.980 no no no no no no no and he has cologne dude oh yeah yeah I'm not sucking your dick I'm not 1.00

00:30:41.300 sucking your dick I'm sucking dick ransom guy's dick I know but if I was dick ransom guy oh 1.00

00:30:46.220 That's what I'm saying 1.00

00:30:48.360 In this situation

00:30:49.640 If any of us was Dick Ransom guy

00:30:51.940 I had Mike 0.99

00:30:53.260 I had a fucking AK-47 1.00

00:30:56.960 In your hand 1.00

00:30:57.880 In one hand

00:30:59.120 That's how strong I am

00:31:02.080 Is that a big gun AK-47

00:31:03.760 How'd you look at me when you ask that 0.99

00:31:05.660 Now you're racist

00:31:07.380 I don't know

00:31:08.260 Have you ever held one

00:31:10.940 No

00:31:11.780 It's a big gun and if you held it with one hand it'd be impressive

00:31:15.440 Can you imagine a rifle in one hand

00:31:18.240 One hand right

00:31:20.220 I just want to get back to this

00:31:22.740 Because I find this interesting

00:31:23.960 Like I said sexuality is fluid

00:31:25.760 And you came on this podcast you said I'm not gay 1.00

00:31:27.980 But you have sucked a dick 1.00

00:31:29.200 Can I just say something 1.00

00:31:31.720 I do internal thinking

00:31:35.300 And I discuss things with myself

00:31:37.800 Am I bisexual

00:31:39.180 And I would say

00:31:41.360 My first gut instinct would say

00:31:43.220 No you're not 1.00

00:31:44.080 Because all my penis sucking was done 1.00

00:31:46.660 When I was a kid 1.00

00:31:47.740 Like, you know, middle school

00:31:50.140 You know what I mean, time period

00:31:51.840 Yeah, go ahead

00:31:53.360 This is interesting, this is great, I love it

00:31:56.320 I don't know about you 1.00

00:31:57.560 Was the penis you were sucking 1.00

00:32:00.220 Someone that was your age? 1.00

00:32:01.660 Yes

00:32:01.940 You were experimenting?

00:32:04.500 Experimenting, yes

00:32:05.300 Did you have an urge to do 1.00

00:32:09.560 The dick sucking 1.00

00:32:10.940 When you were older? 1.00

00:32:12.760 No

00:32:14.080 You know what?

00:32:16.540 It all makes sense to me.

00:32:18.140 Thank you.

00:32:18.560 Yeah, it all makes sense. 1.00

00:32:19.100 Well, in his defense, some girls hate sucking dick, too. 1.00

00:32:21.380 Like, they don't like anybody who likes sucking dick. 1.00

00:32:23.400 What does that have to do with anything? 1.00

00:32:24.280 That's a piece of information.

00:32:26.680 No, that doesn't mean nothing. 0.99

00:32:27.700 That's a piece of fucking information. 0.99

00:32:29.220 Well, hold on. 1.00

00:32:29.680 You shouldn't have fucking said this now. 0.99

00:32:30.960 First of all, you ruined the flow of everything, dude. 0.99

00:32:32.820 You really did, George. 1.00

00:32:33.420 What the fuck? 1.00

00:32:33.740 You're only around when you're talking to me. 1.00

00:32:35.960 Second of all, no, there's gay guys like, ah, I don't like sucking dick. 1.00

00:32:38.780 It's not a gay thing. 1.00

00:32:39.940 Some people just don't like sucking dick. 1.00

00:32:41.560 Now, turn around and know the wisdom I gave you. 1.00

00:32:43.340 I see what you're saying

00:32:46.460 I'm on the same page now

00:32:48.180 Thank you for clarifying

00:32:49.140 Am I gay then, with that information

00:32:51.860 I don't know you well enough

00:32:54.140 But I would say from the information

00:32:56.660 I've heard this podcast

00:32:57.760 You don't sound gay to me 1.00

00:32:59.820 Okay, good 1.00

00:33:00.280 Even if I was

00:33:02.640 I wouldn't be in the closet

00:33:06.860 And I would be very proud of the fact

00:33:08.740 I'm just here to help you

00:33:10.340 Discover more about yourself 1.00

00:33:11.740 Who the fuck are you? 1.00

00:33:13.340 I'm Jake Paul's brother. 1.00

00:33:14.080 That's right.

00:33:16.340 Bobby, can I ask you a question?

00:33:18.140 Yeah, go ahead.

00:33:18.440 If you, it's like a Friday night, right? 1.00

00:33:21.100 You're going out to catch with the homies, right? 1.00

00:33:23.780 Your dick is all covered with Tom Ford cologne. 1.00

00:33:26.160 You sprayed that baby up, right? 1.00

00:33:27.820 You're going, you eat some, you know.

00:33:30.140 Go ahead.

00:33:30.900 Go there. 1.00

00:33:32.060 Some fucking, you eat, no, you have the cheeseburger. 1.00

00:33:34.420 You have the fucking cheeseburger. 1.00

00:33:36.140 That's not what you wanted to say. 1.00

00:33:37.280 I was not going to say shrimp fried rice.

00:33:38.640 That's not what you wanted to say. 0.99

00:33:39.080 I wasn't going to fucking say. 0.99

00:33:40.000 You were going to say Peking duck. 0.99

00:33:41.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:41.800 You have the cheeseburger, right?

00:33:43.680 Wait, wait, what race, what nationality am I?

00:33:48.400 I'm going to ask, no, don't ask.

00:33:49.600 I think you know.

00:33:50.420 You, go ahead.

00:33:51.500 And if you answer wrongly, we're done.

00:33:54.880 Because I'm telling you right now, you should do some research.

00:33:57.380 Because I'm a guest.

00:33:58.920 So what nationality am I?

00:34:00.500 I'm American, but, like, where are my parents from?

00:34:05.020 My guess, based on overall skeletal structure and skin tone.

00:34:11.800 hair, style of dress, culture, would be Korea.

00:34:19.480 We're friends forever now.

00:34:20.660 Amazing.

00:34:21.460 Wow.

00:34:23.960 We're friends forever now.

00:34:25.880 Listen, I play a dum-dum on the show, but I study my culture.

00:34:31.220 So you knew beforehand?

00:34:32.440 I did not.

00:34:33.260 That was based on what you saw.

00:34:35.440 Yes.

00:34:35.920 Wow.

00:34:36.580 We play on a different plane.

00:34:37.540 That's good.

00:34:37.900 That's great.

00:34:39.140 So let's go back to what I was saying.

00:34:41.800 Oh, you're back to the gun.

00:34:43.200 Yeah, I have the AK-47.

00:34:46.020 I gotta go back.

00:34:46.980 Somehow.

00:34:47.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:47.860 Somehow, right?

00:34:48.500 I have the AK-47.

00:34:50.120 I pointed it at Mike's head. 1.00

00:34:52.160 I go, fucking Logan. 1.00

00:34:54.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:54.760 I'm going to blow this fucking F motherfucker's fucking brain down. 1.00

00:34:59.900 Brain down? 1.00

00:35:00.520 Is that what it is?

00:35:00.740 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:35:01.560 I'm going to brain down him.

00:35:03.120 You know what I mean? 0.96

00:35:03.800 Big time.

00:35:04.600 Bigly.

00:35:05.340 I'm going to say what Donald Trump said.

00:35:07.080 Yeah, bigly.

00:35:08.220 Bigly.

00:35:08.980 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:35:09.460 Gina. 1.00

00:35:09.780 If you don't suck my dick, would you do it? 1.00

00:35:12.240 I'm sucking your dick, man. 1.00

00:35:14.640 I'm sucking your dick. 1.00

00:35:15.740 Let me ask you this, Mike. 1.00

00:35:16.700 How about you?

00:35:17.860 First of all, what's my name?

00:35:19.100 Mike.

00:35:19.560 No, that's Mike.

00:35:20.780 Nice.

00:35:21.440 George.

00:35:22.080 Wow.

00:35:23.260 Let's go.

00:35:24.100 One of us is going to stump somebody on this show today.

00:35:26.800 Someone's getting stumped.

00:35:27.540 Somebody's getting stumped.

00:35:28.220 Before you got here, I looked up your ethnicity out of respect for you.

00:35:32.120 You just did the Google.

00:35:33.140 Okay, I did.

00:35:33.720 I know.

00:35:35.040 I saw my periode.

00:35:37.020 So what would you do, George?

00:35:38.500 If what?

00:35:39.780 Do you listen?

00:35:41.480 I have Mike, AK-47, 1.00

00:35:43.580 Suck my dick, or he dies. 1.00

00:35:45.200 Mike? See you, Mike. 1.00

00:35:47.400 Me. Logan? Later, Logan.

00:35:50.020 And then right before they die, 1.00

00:35:51.440 I go, remember all those Christian jokes? 0.99

00:35:53.440 Hey, hey, hey. Remember all those 1.00

00:35:55.020 Eastern jokes?

00:35:57.520 Your girlfriend. My girlfriend?

00:35:59.160 Oh, yes, my girlfriend? Bro, that would be the best

00:36:01.280 blowjob you ever had. 1.00

00:36:03.060 You literally kidnapped my girlfriend once a week. 1.00

00:36:05.320 Wait, you have a girlfriend?

00:36:06.980 Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable. 0.99

00:36:08.840 She's actually dope. 1.00

00:36:10.420 Really? 1.00

00:36:11.100 Yeah.

00:36:11.480 What's up, bro?

00:36:11.780 Congratulations, man.

00:36:12.780 Thank you.

00:36:13.140 I love it.

00:36:14.380 Can I finish my question?

00:36:15.800 Why do you raise your hand?

00:36:16.780 Because I was taught to in the American schooling system.

00:36:20.020 Why do you say American?

00:36:20.960 I went through the same schooling system.

00:36:23.880 Bobby, I was just adding a description.

00:36:25.700 No, no, no, no, no, you're not.

00:36:26.840 Okay.

00:36:27.040 If I was Sebastian Maniscalco, who you just had, right?

00:36:30.100 Do you want to know what I asked Sebastian Maniscalco?

00:36:31.700 You would have never said American school system.

00:36:35.400 Do you want to know what I asked him?

00:36:36.340 What?

00:36:36.500 i asked him does your father know where jimmy hoff is buried because you're bro i played into 1.00

00:36:42.840 that fucking mobster motherfucker sebastian maniscalco i know him and his family are 1.00

00:36:47.520 fucking connected through the trash management business i fucking know it i'm telling you might 1.00

00:36:51.900 not think so no you see the sopranos i know the family you think i know the family okay bob you 0.99

00:36:58.860 think you know the family that father that ak-47 you're talking about he's got a hundred of those

00:37:03.540 in a trash can in Trenton, New Jersey right now. 1.00

00:37:05.820 I'm not playing.

00:37:06.680 I'm positive, bro.

00:37:07.960 Okay.

00:37:08.300 And he knows where Hoffa's buried.

00:37:09.720 Okay, okay.

00:37:10.480 Let me finish my question.

00:37:11.320 Okay, go ahead.

00:37:12.120 You're going out on Friday night, right,

00:37:13.680 with your boys,

00:37:14.420 and you go to catch.

00:37:15.420 Who?

00:37:17.020 You.

00:37:17.540 Those guys.

00:37:18.280 Oh, those guys.

00:37:18.720 I would never go out with them.

00:37:21.020 He was actually shocked that he came.

00:37:22.480 I don't know.

00:37:22.800 I didn't even go out here, right?

00:37:24.520 I don't know. 1.00

00:37:24.980 You're going out with fucking Chelsea Handler. 1.00

00:37:26.420 I don't fucking know. 1.00

00:37:27.200 Can I create my posse? 0.98

00:37:29.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:29.660 May I create my posse?

00:37:30.640 Of course.

00:37:31.320 So I'm out with Dominic Monaghan.

00:37:33.540 You know who that is?

00:37:35.940 You don't know Dominic Monaghan.

00:37:37.080 No, from Lost? 0.94

00:37:37.980 No, he was a hobbit. 1.00

00:37:39.320 Let me see. 1.00

00:37:40.180 He was Mary.

00:37:41.400 Dominic Monaghan?

00:37:42.940 Yeah.

00:37:43.280 Are you his boy or is...

00:37:44.320 No, he's my friend.

00:37:45.040 It's a draft.

00:37:45.740 Yeah.

00:37:46.200 Okay, okay, okay.

00:37:47.500 Okay.

00:37:47.820 Oh, from Lost.

00:37:49.540 Like you said.

00:37:50.660 We're not big listeners.

00:37:52.080 Like you just said.

00:37:52.920 That's what he just said.

00:37:53.760 We don't listen.

00:37:54.480 You don't listen.

00:37:54.940 I love this guy.

00:37:55.860 I was...

00:37:56.380 Yo, spoiler.

00:37:57.880 Whatever, it was years ago.

00:37:59.060 He does podcasting.

00:37:59.820 You should have him on.

00:38:00.360 When he died in Lost?

00:38:01.640 You cried.

00:38:02.020 you were happy 0.99

00:38:03.780 that sucked 0.98

00:38:04.520 that was the worst 0.79

00:38:06.400 what does that mean

00:38:07.060 got me bro 1.00

00:38:08.080 that guy was the shit 1.00

00:38:09.360 and he drowned 1.00

00:38:10.720 he drowned yeah 1.00

00:38:11.520 fuck 1.00

00:38:11.980 alright okay 1.00

00:38:12.580 I'm out with Dom

00:38:13.380 right I'm out with

00:38:14.460 Eric Stonestreet

00:38:15.280 from Modern Family

00:38:16.260 yeah

00:38:16.520 right 1.00

00:38:17.080 he's the fat gay guy 1.00

00:38:18.660 in it 1.00

00:38:18.980 right

00:38:19.500 good choice

00:38:20.260 yeah yeah

00:38:21.140 it's a good choice

00:38:21.760 I'm out with

00:38:22.900 Andrew Santino

00:38:24.640 my podcast

00:38:25.220 yeah

00:38:25.560 now I know 1.00

00:38:27.700 the fucking group 1.00

00:38:28.460 yep 1.00

00:38:28.760 continue your analogy

00:38:30.100 hell yeah

00:38:30.620 you get to

00:38:31.140 you get to catch

00:38:32.000 everybody else gets obviously

00:38:33.820 the food that is offered there

00:38:36.040 but you for some reason opt for a cheeseburger

00:38:38.020 and pizza I don't know why

00:38:39.300 we don't have to talk about that

00:38:40.840 drinks start coming out you're not having any

00:38:43.520 you're drinking a

00:38:44.260 what am I drinking? Saki?

00:38:49.880 everybody else

00:38:50.640 everybody else is drinking

00:38:51.980 a milk tea boba?

00:38:53.280 everybody else is drinking boba tea

00:38:55.740 you're having a coke

00:38:57.760 a diet coke thank you

00:38:59.380 where is this going?

00:39:00.600 I think this is his way of

00:39:03.180 Wanting to be racist but doing it

00:39:05.100 No, it's not

00:39:06.460 I really like it

00:39:08.480 I'll make it quicker

00:39:10.200 I would have been there faster if we didn't stop

00:39:12.160 No, I need to know the background

00:39:13.980 I like the specifics

00:39:15.160 I'm out with my friends, we're at a bar

00:39:17.940 Not a bar, a catch

00:39:20.000 What's a catch?

00:39:22.340 Catch LA, it's a restaurant

00:39:23.800 Do they serve Bobo there?

00:39:26.400 No

00:39:26.760 What do they serve there?

00:39:29.180 Seafood, baby

00:39:29.960 I'm having a seafood platter 1.00

00:39:32.620 You're having Chilean seabats

00:39:33.820 I love Chilean seabats

00:39:35.160 He's like me

00:39:36.080 I can play this act in 20 minutes

00:39:38.240 This better be good because we're going a long way

00:39:41.000 We're deep

00:39:42.320 The night starts turning up

00:39:45.580 Your boys start acting crazy

00:39:46.980 In what way?

00:39:48.900 Santino starts grab assing on a couple of the other guys

00:39:51.460 It's firing up

00:39:52.420 Things are heating up

00:39:53.140 Now walking by you see a group of

00:39:56.780 Two fine things 1.00

00:39:58.780 bro like you know thick latinas for example right you're just like they walk by actually you don't

00:40:04.240 have a reaction that's your thing it's not don't worry about it so in this scenario because i don't 1.00

00:40:09.340 like that type two rail thin coked out models from fucking greenwich flat asses no not even no ass 0.99

00:40:17.520 bony flat ass horizontal line a vertical line right walk by two dimensions they're playing 0.99

00:40:22.060 scoliosis i was doing that yeah exactly i love that they walk past right yeah but closely behind 1.00

00:40:27.660 them two businessmen walk by dressed in suits looking studly cologne dicks all that shit bro 0.99

00:40:36.840 right can i may absolutely you can win as many times as you want don't ever go in my shop 1.00

00:40:40.940 so let me ask you this okay yeah um are they white yeah the the businessmen yeah they're white 0.99

00:40:51.860 and they have real good suits on really good suits i don't fuck with it they're they're they're 0.98

00:40:56.520 They're large African-American men, and they're wearing clothing bought from the Goodwill suits. 0.96

00:41:03.320 Like knit suits from Goodwill.

00:41:05.160 I can go there.

00:41:06.100 They're like hobos, dude.

00:41:07.440 I can go there.

00:41:07.760 I can go there.

00:41:08.040 Okay, they walk past.

00:41:09.240 But very good looking, right?

00:41:10.500 How do I know that they're together?

00:41:12.280 They're not.

00:41:12.740 They're just walking together because they had a meeting, dude.

00:41:14.460 They sell real estate.

00:41:15.960 So they had a meeting right before they went to catch. 1.00

00:41:17.120 With these bony supermodels. 0.52

00:41:18.320 No, they're just in front of them. 0.62

00:41:19.540 They're five feet in front of them.

00:41:20.400 They're walking also.

00:41:21.440 They don't know each other.

00:41:22.240 They have no idea who each other are.

00:41:23.400 Yo, can you please get together?

00:41:24.580 No, no, no.

00:41:24.960 I like it.

00:41:25.560 I like it.

00:41:26.000 I need it this way.

00:41:27.120 I only do what he says.

00:41:28.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:28.840 Okay?

00:41:29.200 Let's get there.

00:41:29.900 He's the guest.

00:41:30.280 All right. 0.98

00:41:30.900 Girls had just done a couple grams of coke. 1.00

00:41:32.840 If these two black guys have nothing to do with the fucking scenario, though, I'm going 1.00

00:41:35.940 to be very angry. 1.00

00:41:36.460 No, they do.

00:41:37.040 Okay, go ahead.

00:41:37.780 Now, you're sitting there, and you scope both groups walk by, right?

00:41:42.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:43.340 In this fluid, you know, 12-year-old dick-sucking state that you exist in, right? 1.00

00:41:49.820 But right now. 1.00

00:41:50.800 What? 1.00

00:41:51.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:41:51.940 Which one of those two groups 1.00

00:41:54.460 Gets your blood flowing more

00:41:56.380 Like which one of those

00:41:57.400 Are you firing? 0.91

00:41:58.180 I'm not gay 1.00

00:41:58.740 So the fucking women dude 1.00

00:42:00.060 Yep 1.00

00:42:00.300 He did drugs

00:42:01.460 I'm sorry about that

00:42:01.920 That's what you

00:42:03.000 You could go

00:42:05.240 What do you like better 1.00

00:42:06.200 Two white girls 1.00

00:42:06.980 Or two black dudes 1.00

00:42:07.580 I would have said that 1.00

00:42:08.140 But you wanted 0.99

00:42:08.500 Every fucking intimate detail 0.99

00:42:09.840 You wanted to know 1.00

00:42:10.700 Their birth dates

00:42:11.340 Their birth cities

00:42:12.000 You wanted to see 1.00

00:42:12.940 Their motherfucking 0.99

00:42:13.580 Passport Bobby Lee 0.99

00:42:14.620 That's the

00:42:15.040 Oh my god

00:42:16.060 Alright

00:42:16.340 It was a long winded way

00:42:17.660 To be asking 1.00

00:42:18.220 The women 1.00

00:42:18.700 Cause I'm not gay dude 1.00

00:42:19.880 What the fuck bro 1.00

00:42:20.900 Fine 1.00

00:42:21.940 last time I ever fucking talked to you about a fun 1.00

00:42:24.140 she's intriguing analogy 1.00

00:42:25.380 she's beautiful 0.99

00:42:26.300 but you know what 1.00

00:42:27.680 is that your girlfriend

00:42:29.040 you know it's so weird

00:42:30.920 without fame

00:42:32.300 you wouldn't get that

00:42:33.480 anyway

00:42:34.040 if you work at

00:42:36.740 I know

00:42:37.720 you do right 0.66

00:42:38.360 if you work at a falafel place 1.00

00:42:40.080 there's no way

00:42:40.720 okay so why

00:42:41.500 why a falafel place

00:42:44.080 you know what

00:42:44.620 we're actually going to a Korean barbecue after this

00:42:47.160 and I was going to invite you

00:42:48.120 which one

00:42:48.420 but now you're not

00:42:48.900 the one with the pinball machines

00:42:49.880 I don't know that one

00:42:51.940 Now that's racist.

00:42:53.200 You should know.

00:42:53.680 I only do Chosan.

00:42:54.960 I'll go to parks.

00:42:55.700 Really good ones.

00:42:56.800 Anyway, let's move on.

00:42:57.860 Wait, I didn't have a question.

00:42:59.720 Go ahead.

00:43:01.540 I'm not going to do you.

00:43:02.900 But I will.

00:43:05.360 Am I being mean today?

00:43:07.420 Dude, we love mean.

00:43:08.280 No, because I just got here.

00:43:09.240 I feel like I'm being aggressive and mean.

00:43:11.380 I want to ask my guys.

00:43:12.420 Am I being too aggressive?

00:43:14.260 You're good.

00:43:15.340 Double thumb. 1.00

00:43:15.860 I have to check myself because I've wanted to say some crazy ass shit. 1.00

00:43:18.600 You should. 0.99

00:43:19.020 And I've been editing.

00:43:20.060 No, you should.

00:43:20.660 No, no, I cannot.

00:43:21.700 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:43:22.160 With this fucking guy. 1.00

00:43:22.880 Anyway, let's go on. 1.00

00:43:23.800 Go ahead.

00:43:24.160 What was you going to say? 1.00

00:43:25.220 I could go so many directions with you, but I'm just curious, like, what kind of women 1.00

00:43:29.400 you are into.

00:43:30.960 You know, I'm really, right now, into, well, because I've dated Asians, you know, and I've

00:43:37.240 dated Mexicans.

00:43:38.140 The last two was, the last one was, you know, I was with Kalala for 10 years.

00:43:42.160 She was half Asian.

00:43:43.440 The one before that was a Mexican. 0.95

00:43:45.480 So, I kind of rotate. 0.98

00:43:46.860 So, right now, I'm doing the white thing. 0.52

00:43:48.600 Nice.

00:43:49.140 How's it been?

00:43:49.720 How's it been so far?

00:43:50.480 It's pretty good.

00:43:50.900 I like top counting the freckles on their bodies.

00:43:52.820 Okay.

00:43:53.280 They love it.

00:43:53.820 They have rough Clint Eastwood skin.

00:43:56.100 They all do.

00:43:57.260 You know what I mean?

00:43:57.780 Even when they put moisturizer, it's like sandpaper.

00:44:00.160 I love it.

00:44:00.680 Wait, Clint Eastwood in the mule?

00:44:02.880 Like what?

00:44:03.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:03.840 Mule. 0.93

00:44:04.420 Mule.

00:44:05.020 Not fistful of dollar.

00:44:07.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:08.840 Not the good, the bad, the ugly.

00:44:10.440 Wait, wait, wait.

00:44:11.180 Hold on.

00:44:11.580 Hold on.

00:44:12.300 I got to stand up.

00:44:13.260 I got to stand up for them.

00:44:14.680 I don't think that's true.

00:44:15.660 Okay, I'm going to say something right now.

00:44:16.960 Can I take this off?

00:44:17.780 Okay, of course.

00:44:18.300 I can tell already 0.99

00:44:21.780 Your skin looks smooth as fuck 0.99

00:44:23.300 Yeah of course 1.00

00:44:25.300 Let's do a contest

00:44:27.480 I want to do a contest

00:44:29.960 And I want

00:44:31.480 Mike and George to be the judge

00:44:33.560 What part of the body are we rubbing

00:44:35.040 It can't be hands because I have rough hands

00:44:38.300 Arms

00:44:38.680 Back

00:44:40.160 That's so much work 1.00

00:44:44.420 I have a soft ass back 0.97

00:44:47.020 You know what dude 0.99

00:44:48.260 With this challenge, I will do back.

00:44:50.640 And I've never tested my back.

00:44:52.540 I will do back with this challenge.

00:44:54.020 Yo, I could win this.

00:44:55.220 All right.

00:44:56.340 So let's do it in a way where they have to close their eyes.

00:45:01.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:02.120 A blindfold test.

00:45:03.360 And shuffle us?

00:45:04.460 Yeah, they're going to have to shuffle.

00:45:06.620 It's not going to work.

00:45:07.800 It's going to work.

00:45:08.920 Just let it build.

00:45:11.840 I don't think it's going to work.

00:45:12.720 All right, so do you have a blindfold for him?

00:45:15.720 Give me my neck brace.

00:45:17.020 Yeah, give me my neck brace.

00:45:18.260 We'll use the neck brace. 1.00

00:45:19.380 Your license is hilarious.

00:45:21.660 This is going to work.

00:45:22.700 This is going to work.

00:45:23.060 You may have to take off your headphones.

00:45:24.300 Take the headphones off.

00:45:25.180 You don't need to hear it.

00:45:26.500 No, no, because he's going to have to move, right?

00:45:28.460 What?

00:45:28.940 He's going to have to move.

00:45:29.440 How do you plan on the back?

00:45:30.900 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:45:31.880 Oh, we're going to move around.

00:45:33.000 Just one hand and hold it with one hand.

00:45:34.560 Bobby and Logan will have to get up and move.

00:45:36.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:36.860 I see. 1.00

00:45:38.000 Dude, Bobby, if you put your dick in my hand, bro, I swear. 1.00

00:45:41.580 Don't do it. 1.00

00:45:44.220 Dude, Bobby, I swear to God, I never touch your dick in my hand. 1.00

00:45:48.260 So, we're going to see who has the softer back. 1.00

00:45:52.420 Who has the softer back?

00:45:55.100 No, are you...

00:45:55.700 No!

00:45:58.200 I brought...

00:45:59.100 I can't believe this.

00:46:03.320 Dude, we're putting...

00:46:04.200 I used to withdraw from crack.

00:46:06.600 We're doing that.

00:46:07.380 All right, we'll do it back.

00:46:09.580 We'll do it back.

00:46:10.020 We'll do it back.

00:46:10.400 I'm so sorry.

00:46:11.180 Can we just do, like, a visual test?

00:46:13.120 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:13.940 We'll just do a visual test.

00:46:14.760 We'll do a visual test.

00:46:15.580 Yeah.

00:46:16.480 And just be honest. 1.00

00:46:17.440 Hey, did you just touch your first dick? 1.00

00:46:21.660 Bobby, Mike's done touching needles, if you don't mind. 1.00

00:46:24.920 Oh, my God.

00:46:26.680 By the way, here's your license, and it's so cute.

00:46:28.760 Look how cute you...

00:46:29.880 Why do you have his wallet? 1.00

00:46:33.460 What the fuck? 1.00

00:46:34.400 Okay, let's go. 1.00

00:46:35.020 All right, so do mine first.

00:46:36.540 Wait.

00:46:37.640 Bro, I can tell already you're losing, Logan. 0.99

00:46:40.860 Bro, it's motherfucking silk, bro. 0.99

00:46:45.140 It is silk, bro. 0.99

00:46:46.640 You do Logan.

00:46:48.680 But I need you to do upper back.

00:46:50.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:50.900 Why upper?

00:46:56.000 You pick the right body part because your back is really smooth.

00:47:01.020 I would like – 0.98

00:47:03.360 It's ridiculous. 1.00

00:47:05.040 It's like a baby's ass, dude. 1.00

00:47:06.180 You can touch it. 1.00

00:47:06.920 You can touch it.

00:47:07.360 Okay.

00:47:09.600 Okay.

00:47:10.400 That's not –

00:47:11.860 Close, but he wins by a tiny bit.

00:47:14.120 Yeah.

00:47:15.880 God.

00:47:16.280 That whole experiment

00:47:17.780 Was pointless

00:47:18.260 I just don't even

00:47:19.060 I don't even 1.00

00:47:20.000 What a stupid 1.00

00:47:20.800 Fucking experiment 1.00

00:47:21.840 Yo can I 1.00

00:47:22.780 Can I ask

00:47:23.300 There we go

00:47:23.660 Bobby Lee has a softer

00:47:24.420 Backed in me

00:47:25.000 Dude can I deliver

00:47:26.040 Can I deliver one iota 1.00

00:47:27.340 Of fucking 1.00

00:47:27.680 Can you help me with this 1.00

00:47:28.440 This 1.00

00:47:28.600 This fucking thing man 1.00

00:47:30.500 Why is this happening 1.00

00:47:34.100 Dude can we deliver

00:47:35.980 One iota of value

00:47:36.940 And then we'll go back

00:47:37.500 To the grab

00:47:37.880 Stop saying iota 1.00

00:47:38.620 Shut your fucking 1.00

00:47:39.540 You don't know anything 1.00

00:47:40.480 You just lost another 1.00

00:47:41.820 Fucking matchup 1.00

00:47:42.760 Dude this one was just 0.99

00:47:43.560 A back scratching contest

00:47:44.780 You lost

00:47:45.260 You always lose

00:47:46.100 okay go ahead

00:47:46.700 okay

00:47:47.080 do you think

00:47:49.540 we've been talking

00:47:50.360 about some wild topics

00:47:51.680 today dude

00:47:52.180 we've been 0.99

00:47:52.560 fucking racism 1.00

00:47:53.800 we're grabbing 1.00

00:47:54.740 each other's cocks 0.98

00:47:55.600 here's my question 0.98

00:47:57.020 dude

00:47:57.440 do we live

00:48:00.440 how soft

00:48:01.540 is this society

00:48:02.300 we currently live in

00:48:03.200 and where is the line

00:48:04.640 drawn bro

00:48:05.120 people are gonna be sad

00:48:06.400 people watching this episode

00:48:07.660 bro

00:48:07.940 Huffington Post

00:48:08.920 is gonna run an article

00:48:09.760 about this episode

00:48:10.380 they're gonna be like

00:48:10.780 Logan Paul reverts

00:48:12.280 to his old ways

00:48:13.320 they are gonna say that

00:48:13.980 do you know what I'm saying

00:48:14.600 but what's your old way

00:48:16.100 Just kind of insensitive, insensitivity?

00:48:20.380 No, I don't.

00:48:21.060 No, no.

00:48:21.520 I can promise you there's going to be something.

00:48:23.000 I can promise you this, that I want to say something,

00:48:29.020 and I want to watch my words.

00:48:31.160 But to me, it's like no one in this room has been insulted.

00:48:36.760 We're having fun.

00:48:38.460 We live in a day and age where there's millions of podcasts people can listen to

00:48:42.680 so they can pick and choose.

00:48:43.920 and um as a comedian and i've been in this business since 1995 everything we've done right

00:48:51.360 now makes me laugh if i watch this as a you know as a voyeur or a listener i'd be like oh that was

00:48:58.320 really funny and crazy and weird and if you're offended by it you can listen to morning joe or

00:49:04.620 some political one or you know i mean or this american life or whatever fancy you know what

00:49:10.040 you want you know i mean but um there's nothing here that made me go oh this is weird i appreciate

00:49:15.220 you saying that yeah yeah i appreciate you saying that in fact can i say another uh compliment um

00:49:20.180 although you're not a stand-up comedian because that's who i usually do podcasts with

00:49:24.740 all three of you even you men right um have a playfulness like a professional comedian

00:49:30.300 i trust your instincts and i've been having a blast oh frick yeah right and i respect you thank

00:49:38.000 you um i feel like this is about to take no no it's not it's not no i know because no because 0.94

00:49:44.060 i want to be real you know i mean i'm not no fucking you know yeah go ahead let me say something 0.89

00:49:49.260 go ahead i appreciate that you can be real thank you it's i'm sometimes uh i sometimes have a hard 0.75

00:49:55.200 time conversing with comedians who are are only just living the joke land and i think it's important 0.72

00:50:00.140 to be able to go back and forth and you can tell that you're seasoned as fuck not only your comedic 0.86

00:50:05.300 experience and you're i'm not seasoned i i don't care but you're just you're great you're good no 0.96

00:50:11.080 i'm just being myself even when it even before i came up here they were like what are you gonna

00:50:15.580 do i go i don't know i'm a little nervous because i've never done that before but i just know that

00:50:19.760 instinctually if things went awry and wasn't working yeah that i'm just being myself i did

00:50:24.780 the best i can you know i mean so it's like i'm just trying to have fun and being i'm playing

00:50:28.640 with other guys that do the same thing that i do so it's like um i wouldn't think too much about it

00:50:33.780 without thinking too much about it

00:50:36.120 let me ask you

00:50:37.200 and I don't think it too serious

00:50:41.240 but is your comedy

00:50:43.200 is this jovial nature

00:50:44.780 that you exude

00:50:46.780 coming from a place of trauma

00:50:48.600 yes

00:50:49.340 see that's where

00:50:51.620 for me I don't want to poke

00:50:54.380 a bear inside of you

00:50:56.320 that actually hurts you

00:50:57.620 I'll tell you why it's okay

00:50:59.880 because if I was somebody that wasn't

00:51:02.180 treating my trauma

00:51:03.100 and i didn't have weekly therapy with my trauma therapist and doing emdr i sometimes go away out

00:51:10.200 of town to phoenix and i do a seven day psychotherapy you know i mean week and i do it

00:51:16.260 done a couple times you know i've been very mindful about you know um getting healthy and

00:51:23.180 trying to improve myself so no none of this stuff is um hitting anywhere remotely close to anything

00:51:30.020 that's gonna trigger me or anything i was i was gonna ask how much of this has to do with the

00:51:35.040 fact that we are four signed on willing participants to this conversation do you know

00:51:41.500 what i'm saying like there's no victim because we're we're having it we're having a go you know

00:51:46.880 what i used to do this show called opie and anthony and the first time i did it years ago it was with

00:51:51.820 jim norton greg giraldo patrice o'neill all the like heavyweights in new york and i would walk

00:51:56.860 into the room and they would go na na na na na na na na na and we would laugh i would make fun of

00:52:00.940 them how fat patrice is back and forth it's a language that you know um i understand it's the

00:52:07.800 way i bond with people i kind of equated to back in the day hundreds of years ago if you went to

00:52:12.620 a city that had a dock you know i mean like you know a seattle and there's different people from

00:52:17.400 different lands maybe people had different languages the one way that people would be

00:52:21.520 able to bond is make fun of each other tease you know i mean um and you know as long as the

00:52:28.480 um intent was out of love i think it's okay if you're teasing me and call me kim jong-un and 0.90

00:52:35.200 then you have a fucking rope and you were going to hang me right then the intention is weird and 0.92

00:52:40.280 that's wrong or like a bigger missile yeah because i know that i'm better than you right i mean not 0.99

00:52:46.780 better no but what i know is i know who i am i know i love myself i know that i'm funny i know

00:52:55.400 that i belong in the comedy business i've done too many things in my life and i've i've just

00:53:00.680 gained too much confidence um to like let that stuff affect such a big point yeah have you always

00:53:07.080 been like that no like when you were on mad tv a lot of the sketches were were playing on you being

00:53:12.260 Asian and and yeah but you know it's you know let me say something it's like did Deborah Wilson

00:53:18.020 play Whitney Houston yes did um Aries play Bobby Brown yes you know I mean I mean it's you're gonna

00:53:24.700 play I'm not you know but then one year I played John McCain yeah yeah I mean I played John McCain

00:53:30.500 so it's like you know um it's a sketch show they're gonna cast me as Connie Chung and some

00:53:36.040 other Asian parts and stuff they're gonna cast me as Japanese businessman number one I'm okay with

00:53:41.180 because that's what i signed up for that's what the show is it's funny because this activity this

00:53:46.580 play this charade that we've had on the podcast today yeah is is a microcosm for a brewing

00:53:53.040 conversation that's kind of existing within society today yes and you you have these you

00:53:58.820 know different groups of people that are are saying things that are outside of what is socially

00:54:04.220 acceptable for different reasons right and so i wanted to use this as a format to pick your brain

00:54:12.060 on where you think people are going awry and going wrong with it and where you think people 0.98

00:54:17.020 are doing it okay is there like kanye west he my wow wow that's fucking right to the fuck all right 0.98

00:54:26.640 So my, I'm not a psychiatrist. 0.98

00:54:31.260 I'm not, I don't know any, I don't know of any of Kanye West's mental stability and what he has in terms of like, you know, if he has bipolar, I don't know any of that information.

00:54:44.740 To me, it seems like he needs to be on some sort of medication.

00:54:48.360 To me, some of his behavior is based on mania and being manic.

00:54:53.460 Yep.

00:54:53.940 Right.

00:54:54.160 And so I attribute that to more of a, you know, I could be wrong.

00:54:58.740 You know what I mean?

00:54:58.940 I don't know.

00:54:59.580 You know what I mean?

00:54:59.980 Well, he's talked about it in his music.

00:55:02.740 He's mentioned it multiple times in his lyrics.

00:55:05.360 Yeah.

00:55:05.920 When I'm off my Lexapro, he's talked about his bipolar nature in a lot of his songs.

00:55:10.660 And obviously the people that are supporting him in his current trajectory will say that that was all just a show and it's not real, but it is real.

00:55:18.180 And everybody who knows someone with mental illness knows that Kanye is having an episode, right?

00:55:22.400 Yeah.

00:55:22.540 it's the most obvious situation to me as a layman and watching it seems as

00:55:28.420 though he's is there's something going on but is it okay what he's doing no

00:55:33.040 yes that's the only thing because like while you know we all know i think it's

00:55:38.400 pretty apparent he's suffering from some sort of mental illness it just doesn't 0.98

00:55:41.560 give him a pass for the current shit he's saying you know like what what is 0.99

00:55:46.680 the what is the line like well that's i guess the line it comes down to we're 0.98

00:55:51.060 making very like funny niche references to things and then moving on when you go on a targeted

00:55:57.360 rampage towards an ethnic or religious group for a significant amount of time and make bold claims

00:56:02.540 that then lead to other groups starting to activate towards the a place of violence towards 0.92

00:56:07.960 that group you've crossed the line yes there's no fucking question there's no oh i'm curious if 0.54

00:56:13.480 you've gone too far like when a when a an entire group of people starts to feel the heat because 0.94

00:56:18.740 of the words of one person yeah you've got a problem it's like you know there's some people

00:56:23.060 that have mental illness that will become a school shooter or will kill people and then people there's

00:56:28.540 many people with that same mental illness that don't do that stuff right so it's like um i don't 0.54

00:56:34.660 know you know i just think he's i just think he's hurt dude i think he's i think so too and it's sad

00:56:39.360 to watch yeah um i think that if he wasn't you know i mean so talented and who he was as a person

00:56:47.780 And it's about, I feel like there's not enough people that's going to check him because he's the king, right?

00:56:53.720 It's got to be a circle.

00:56:56.000 Yeah, he's probably surrounded himself with yes men and people that are afraid of him, right?

00:57:01.640 I'm sure his wife, Kim, at the time maybe was one of the places where he could get checked, but that's no longer there, you know?

00:57:09.160 So I don't know about his personal life, you know, but yeah, it's sad to see, you know?

00:57:16.080 But I want to go back to why I think podcasts are flourishing is because I think network shows and movies and Hollywood has gone way too woke.

00:57:30.320 And now, you know, my podcast and other podcasts like it are thriving because we fill in a gap, right?

00:57:38.600 And it's like I just feel like as long as it's full of love and your intentions are good.

00:57:44.640 It's like when people roast each other at, like, a roast battle.

00:57:47.000 Sure. 0.95

00:57:47.320 They say the most fucked up things, but it's a way of connecting, you know what I mean? 0.97

00:57:52.200 And it's healthy, I think, in many ways. 0.97

00:57:55.680 We, on this podcast, have a little bit of a different set of rules.

00:58:01.340 That was beautiful.

00:58:03.160 I love you, man.

00:58:04.040 I love you, too.

00:58:04.760 When you're done, I would love to chime in on that.

00:58:06.060 I was just going to say, like, we have a different set of rules in this podcast, and clips can be and will be taken out of context.

00:58:13.160 and then we'll have to refute those clips

00:58:15.100 with clips that are taken in context

00:58:16.460 and your disclaimer about how we're all feeling

00:58:19.200 and the consent that we've all given each other

00:58:20.860 to play in this environment

00:58:22.200 it's different dude I'm telling you

00:58:24.620 you're a comedian 0.98

00:58:25.220 I'm fucking Jake Ball's brother 1.00

00:58:27.680 the veil of what I'm allowed to say 0.99

00:58:30.940 is much different because you live in that space

00:58:33.540 of free form entertainment

00:58:35.680 and no holds bars

00:58:37.280 well you're a bigger name

00:58:38.860 and there's more of a spotlight on you

00:58:41.620 You are.

00:58:42.140 I want to say when I have fun.

00:58:43.560 I know.

00:58:44.220 My friends.

00:58:44.760 But can I ask you?

00:58:46.680 I'm going to say something to you.

00:58:48.840 Do you have to read it?

00:58:52.300 That's what I say.

00:58:54.400 I don't care. 0.99

00:58:55.640 I don't give a shit who says what. 0.99

00:58:57.740 I do give a shit when one of the things catches traction and then brands start pulling out. 0.99

00:59:03.880 And then people I'm partnered with maybe regret their decision to partner with me. 0.99

00:59:09.220 it actually starts to affect my bottom line my business that's when it is a big deal you know

00:59:13.700 what i'm saying it's it's can you can i ask you a question sure can you let that stuff go yeah i

00:59:20.240 can let anything go and i've done it before and i'll be fine but then you know it's it's back to

00:59:25.360 the bottom of the mountain and i have to fight my way well i guess you're quite insulated at this

00:59:31.380 moment from that type of blowback i mean you're working with partners that understand that you're

00:59:36.460 joking, complex, and

00:59:38.840 deep individual. There's

00:59:40.600 400 episodes of this show

00:59:42.840 to prove that you are and

00:59:44.800 aren't certain things. I think you've

00:59:46.920 done a good enough job insulating yourself from

00:59:48.820 that type of boiler. I personally don't give a single

00:59:50.760 fuck. I'm on the same page as you. 0.99

00:59:52.540 Don't get me wrong. I do give a fuck. 1.00

00:59:55.080 I do give a fuck, but what I'm 0.99

00:59:56.860 saying is, because the questions I'm asking 0.99

00:59:58.820 Logan are questions that I ask myself.

01:00:01.200 Yep. Okay?

01:00:02.380 There was a time after Mad TV 0.92

01:00:04.380 in my career where Hollywood didn't want to fuck with me and I couldn't really get anything going 0.58

01:00:09.860 and it looked like it was over for me in terms of like you know maybe not get a day job I mean I 0.72

01:00:15.560 could play smaller comedy clubs and still make a living right but it just felt like that had all

01:00:23.140 passed right and now in my life I feel like I have it back right there's a lot of things happening

01:00:29.720 I'm super busy and you know like and people are fucking with me again but I've asked myself this

01:00:34.680 question was I happier then or am I happier now and that's and you know at that time when I wasn't 0.73

01:00:42.340 doing well my career is when I met Kalilah and we were dating and I was in love with her and

01:00:47.900 everything was so simple and fun and I had kind of let go of like you know material things in a weird

01:00:56.440 way you know and i always ask myself lately where was i happier and i don't know i could have been

01:01:03.680 happier then interesting really yeah to get it to george because i know that's an incredibly hard

01:01:08.860 seat to sit in when you want to ask questions i'm not throw this to you too he george has always

01:01:13.920 claimed that some of his days flipping burgers at five guys prior to all this shit were some of his

01:01:19.340 simple and happiest days and so it's a good question i want to i want to ask george what

01:01:23.620 did you want to throw something out well yeah actually uh i don't really talk about it because

01:01:28.980 i i don't i don't like to waste people's times i'm very collective so if i have an issue that's

01:01:33.560 deep in my soul or whatever i'm dealing with i'll go to people like my mom and dad honestly

01:01:37.680 because you know they knew my whole life they know my decision making if i'll go to my friends

01:01:42.100 if i know i could get a good answer out of them but if i know it's just gonna be like oh no i

01:01:46.460 just made the room uncomfortable but for two years of my life recently was the hardest years of my

01:01:50.580 life i gained 40 pounds of weight i uh i was really honestly if i was not christian i'd probably be

01:01:56.580 suicidal and it was really really bad i never told anybody about it and it was pissing me off because

01:02:01.600 it was the most exciting years of my life i was getting everything i've ever dreamt about money

01:02:05.400 was no longer an issue uh not that it ever was even like i would just couldn't understand why

01:02:10.960 i got everything that i've ever prayed for but yet i was so unbelievably depressed and i never

01:02:17.320 that anybody I knew because I was always the guy who tried to make

01:02:19.340 people laugh. But once I fixed

01:02:21.400 my focus, everything

01:02:23.320 changed. Yeah. When I was at Five Guys,

01:02:25.420 I make that reference because I remember I

01:02:27.280 do evaluate a lot of things

01:02:29.500 and reflect. And when I was at Five Guys,

01:02:31.300 it was simpler. It was

01:02:32.880 me with my friends. I'm so sorry.

01:02:35.400 It was...

01:02:36.480 Your touches are very hard and

01:02:39.280 aggressive. I'm so sorry. Even that little poke,

01:02:41.680 it's like my body

01:02:42.600 shuddered.

01:02:44.880 And I don't know if it's your vibe or

01:02:47.300 you know i mean but just don't do it again okay i won't um yeah yeah uh but i i reflected on that

01:02:56.740 and when i figured out what it was it was that i'm holding on to things that i shouldn't be

01:03:04.300 holding on to for example my career uh my finances uh my position in life and when i realized that

01:03:10.680 once you let it go and just really enjoy the moment and the journey of it and not be so scared

01:03:16.120 of where am I going to be

01:03:17.140 in two years from now?

01:03:18.320 What am I going to be doing

01:03:19.260 if this doesn't happen?

01:03:19.940 Because it's not real.

01:03:21.500 The future is not real.

01:03:23.260 I'm stressing a mirage.

01:03:25.580 And for me to like,

01:03:26.720 dude, I didn't even know

01:03:27.660 I was going to be with my best friends

01:03:28.560 doing a podcast where,

01:03:29.980 and I don't mean this in a cocky way,

01:03:31.400 but dude, this put me on a very strong map

01:03:33.500 and it made a lot of my avenues blow up.

01:03:36.320 So I'm very blessed,

01:03:37.220 but I didn't know I was going to be here.

01:03:39.700 So for me-

01:03:40.100 It's like that's,

01:03:41.820 you know?

01:03:42.140 It was just a long monologue

01:03:46.140 Let me just say something

01:03:48.200 I loved what you were saying

01:03:49.420 It was just very long

01:03:50.420 But you know I got what you were saying

01:03:54.160 And you really inspired me George

01:03:55.540 Can I say something? 1.00

01:03:58.920 Comedians suck 1.00

01:03:59.500 No I want to say something 1.00

01:04:02.000 Sebastian suck left me on red 1.00

01:04:03.760 You suck 1.00

01:04:05.080 First of all don't touch me 1.00

01:04:06.440 Do not touch me

01:04:07.700 Thank you

01:04:08.620 All right, but, yeah, we just need writers to edit that down.

01:04:14.620 Like, if we had a staff of writers, they'd be like, yeah, we'll cut that, cut that.

01:04:17.800 But essentially, it was a really good model.

01:04:19.780 Usually when I do my comedy, I don't have writers in the room.

01:04:22.480 I actually write my own stuff.

01:04:23.940 Okay, I can tell.

01:04:24.760 I like that.

01:04:28.760 Maybe you should get a writer.

01:04:29.780 But my point is. 1.00

01:04:33.100 Oh, fuck, George. 1.00

01:04:34.820 You had it all, buddy. 1.00

01:04:36.320 You had it all.

01:04:37.180 You took the AK-47. 1.00

01:04:38.620 And blew your fucking brains out 1.00

01:04:40.580 You know what's so funny about this 1.00

01:04:41.980 In my

01:04:43.640 In my sweet like friendly way

01:04:46.780 I thought I was doing such a good thing

01:04:48.620 By lobbing the ball over there

01:04:50.160 And I just wish

01:04:51.200 You know what I should have caught it

01:04:52.620 When you lobbied the ball I should have caught it

01:04:54.560 And then like just thrown it back or something

01:04:56.300 No but that was very good

01:04:57.500 The point is there

01:04:59.480 I want to put one asterisk on the point

01:05:02.520 I understand

01:05:04.580 At that time you were stressing

01:05:06.680 about the future your career your job your relationships and everything and that drove

01:05:10.460 you to a place of unhappiness perhaps because you felt this fat dissatisfied with where you were

01:05:15.460 or even more likely unsure of how you were going to get to where you were going to go

01:05:21.040 and while that is a very real stressor and can lead people down a dark path into a not so fun

01:05:28.520 place that's called pressure brother and some people aren't built to handle that others are

01:05:34.960 Oh you're talking to me

01:05:35.940 Yeah

01:05:36.180 Yeah

01:05:36.700 Oh no

01:05:37.220 I tuned you guys

01:05:37.940 I saw you

01:05:38.500 I was looking at you

01:05:39.240 I'm like yo

01:05:39.580 He's delivering

01:05:40.060 A beautiful message

01:05:41.320 I thought you guys

01:05:41.780 Were talking to each other

01:05:44.720 He said something

01:05:45.700 During this podcast

01:05:46.380 And I'm gonna reiterate 0.99

01:05:47.120 Do you fucking listen 0.99

01:05:48.820 No 1.00

01:05:49.320 He's under

01:05:50.520 A lot of stress over there

01:05:51.960 Why

01:05:52.140 I'm taking George's

01:05:52.940 Why

01:05:53.320 Because he was delivering

01:05:54.100 A very heartfelt message

01:05:55.300 And now he feels

01:05:56.360 Like it was

01:05:57.280 Ill received

01:05:58.100 No what are you talking about

01:05:59.320 You delivered a great message

01:06:00.360 I mean I said

01:06:00.780 No no no no

01:06:02.420 Oh alright

01:06:03.420 Oh my god

01:06:04.360 No, no, no.

01:06:05.340 I get what's going on.

01:06:06.460 I get what's...

01:06:06.960 Listen, can I say something, okay?

01:06:08.860 Jordan, I won't.

01:06:09.720 All right, Jordan.

01:06:10.060 It's so sad.

01:06:10.740 What I'm saying is that

01:06:11.740 when you were talking,

01:06:13.240 we were here for that 30 minutes.

01:06:18.280 Right?

01:06:19.300 We were in tune

01:06:20.380 with everything you were saying.

01:06:21.560 It is true.

01:06:22.220 Yes.

01:06:22.860 Right?

01:06:23.500 And what I was going to interject was,

01:06:25.060 there's an old saying,

01:06:26.340 if you have one foot

01:06:27.380 in front of the future,

01:06:28.800 one foot in the past, 0.56

01:06:30.520 you're pissing on today.

01:06:32.060 I love that. 0.72

01:06:32.680 Ooh, nice.

01:06:33.600 Okay?

01:06:33.900 Okay.

01:06:34.360 So that's what I'm saying is that live in the moment.

01:06:36.440 Did somebody else write that?

01:06:37.520 Yeah, I didn't write that.

01:06:38.260 I just said that's an old saying. 1.00

01:06:39.860 You're acting like a fucking asshole right now. 1.00

01:06:42.420 Dude, you also don't want the smoke. 1.00

01:06:44.580 Stop.

01:06:45.080 Just give up.

01:06:46.120 Play the sad role.

01:06:47.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:48.240 Your eyebrows are way too thick.

01:06:50.200 They are.

01:06:50.960 And you got to get that trimmed. 1.00

01:06:51.920 You look like a fucking animal. 1.00

01:06:53.140 You do. 1.00

01:06:53.480 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:54.520 Anyway, yeah, are you good?

01:06:57.080 Yes.

01:06:58.020 Dude, are you really sensitive right now and sad?

01:07:00.800 I'm going out.

01:07:01.500 You're doing a bit?

01:07:01.760 You're doing a bit?

01:07:02.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:03.480 Okay.

01:07:03.700 You promise you're doing a bit?

01:07:05.680 What?

01:07:06.060 Promise you're doing a bit?

01:07:06.860 You're doing a bit right now.

01:07:08.340 He's fine.

01:07:08.900 He's fine. 1.00

01:07:09.280 Cut the shit, guys. 1.00

01:07:10.040 Yeah, cut the shit. 1.00

01:07:10.640 It's like you're in the locker room 1.00

01:07:11.500 whipping each other with fucking towels. 1.00

01:07:12.900 Cut the fucking shit. 1.00

01:07:13.780 All right? 1.00

01:07:14.040 I wouldn't be that sensitive.

01:07:16.900 Good, good, good, good.

01:07:18.000 All right.

01:07:18.760 So we...

01:07:19.380 Wait, wait, wait.

01:07:20.080 Let me just finish.

01:07:20.820 All right, go, go, go, go.

01:07:21.700 I just wanted to say...

01:07:22.460 Dude, that's your nickname.

01:07:27.020 No, no, no.

01:07:28.000 Go ahead.

01:07:28.400 Pressure makes diamonds. 1.00

01:07:29.320 And sometimes that shit can be good. 1.00

01:07:30.580 And it's good. 1.00

01:07:31.000 It isn't always bad to challenge yourself

01:07:33.420 and have those stresses in your life,

01:07:35.520 especially if you're a super goal-oriented person

01:07:37.920 who wants to achieve great things.

01:07:40.280 You just have to know your limits

01:07:42.220 and what you're capable of 1.00

01:07:43.340 before you drive yourself to fucking depression and insanity. 0.99

01:07:46.440 But that's the opposite of what he's saying. 0.99

01:07:48.500 Because that pressure comes from a place of complex desire

01:07:53.020 to achieve certain goals.

01:07:54.260 He's talking about a life of such simplicity

01:07:56.220 that those pressures are not built into it.

01:07:59.020 You're reliant on things that are outside.

01:08:01.240 No, I know.

01:08:02.060 So that's what I'm saying.

01:08:02.860 You can't control anything, man.

01:08:04.880 I can control some stuff.

01:08:06.340 You can control your,

01:08:07.500 you can suit up and show up,

01:08:09.120 wake up,

01:08:09.660 do the best you can

01:08:10.500 and all that stuff, right?

01:08:11.420 But in terms of outcome,

01:08:13.120 you cannot control it.

01:08:14.260 But I can influence it in a way

01:08:15.420 that's much more favorable

01:08:16.360 than my decision

01:08:17.060 with certain actions and effort.

01:08:19.780 But sometimes,

01:08:20.540 but regardless,

01:08:21.360 negative things is still going to happen.

01:08:22.860 All the time.

01:08:23.420 Can I bring up the biggest one

01:08:24.560 that I saw this year

01:08:25.320 that really drove it home for me? 1.00

01:08:26.760 This is fucked up and it's sad. 0.99

01:08:28.360 Can I ask you another question? 1.00

01:08:29.940 Do you have a lot of bush down there?

01:08:31.620 No, I keep it completely shaved.

01:08:32.860 I can tell. 1.00

01:08:33.760 Completely fucking. 1.00

01:08:34.400 You're like me. 1.00

01:08:35.500 Because I.

01:08:35.840 You seem bushy.

01:08:37.100 Yeah.

01:08:37.640 Wait, wait, wait.

01:08:38.140 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:08:38.720 What?

01:08:39.340 What?

01:08:40.740 I'm going to show you. 1.00

01:08:41.380 I'm not going to show you my penis, but look. 1.00

01:08:43.380 Who are the girls with? 1.00

01:08:45.260 Is it like this?

01:08:46.620 Yeah, actually.

01:08:47.240 I don't think many.

01:08:48.300 I don't think many men are leaving it bushy these days.

01:08:51.380 Yeah.

01:08:51.500 I don't like bushy.

01:08:52.420 I really don't.

01:08:53.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:53.520 Who are the women? 1.00

01:08:55.500 Oh, shout out to the Mimon group, by the way. 0.99

01:08:58.000 Well, you guys own this house? 0.90

01:08:59.580 Sorry. 1.00

01:09:00.000 You had to see Bobby Lee's dick right when you walked in. 1.00

01:09:01.720 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:01.960 Apologies for that. 0.98

01:09:02.860 She's running back 1.00

01:09:05.120 She said pull it out again 0.95

01:09:06.080 I think she said run it back 1.00

01:09:07.100 No she's the realtor in the porn sites 1.00

01:09:10.760 The one 1.00

01:09:11.340 She's not actually a realtor

01:09:15.340 Redemption for George

01:09:16.920 Yeah

01:09:17.700 Alright what were you saying Bobby Lee

01:09:20.840 I don't know what I was saying

01:09:21.840 Mike's confederate joke I thought was

01:09:24.140 Why do you keep raising your hand 0.99

01:09:26.320 Shut up 0.98

01:09:27.700 Gang signs in the back 0.99

01:09:29.200 The one that drove home for me

01:09:32.260 That's like

01:09:32.860 with that goes along with what you're saying against his kind of is i was watching this 0.98

01:09:37.940 fucking news clip earlier in the year of this speeding lady that sped through the intersection 0.95

01:09:43.320 and and and just i saw that okay it was brutal wait wait like a hundred miles an hour that one 0.99

01:09:48.080 yeah that was brutal just horrifying and and imagine you know there was this woman in the car 1.00

01:09:53.520 who was i think pregnant right and also had correct was driving with all of these best laid

01:09:58.840 plans all of these pressures all of these ideas for greatness and success and tasks that needed

01:10:04.240 to be fulfilled to achieve my god oh this is so depressing go all right nah you know what no no

01:10:10.840 keep going keep going my point of it is i want you to keep going all right so yes you're right

01:10:16.820 tragedies happen you're right i'm with you no i'm with you what i'm trying to say is to support your

01:10:21.300 your thought which is that even with the best laid plans those external factors can just

01:10:28.020 uproot everything that you've ever worked for and it's and it's such a weird thing and it's why you

01:10:32.720 need to be present and grateful for the things that you have in life right it can be gone in 1.00

01:10:36.300 an instant yeah it can be gone that's what your point is right yeah in a flash the koreans that 0.67

01:10:41.480 died in halloween respectfully can you get out get out of my shop i'm sorry my bad i did what you 0.88

01:10:49.040 My bad 1.00

01:10:49.680 What Koreans 1.00

01:10:51.880 Oh there's a big trampling 1.00

01:10:53.640 Why'd you have to bring the fucking car 0.99

01:10:56.720 We were 0.99

01:10:57.780 We opened so funny

01:11:00.600 It was so strong

01:11:01.860 And now we cannot go back

01:11:05.180 How do we get back into 0.99

01:11:07.140 Fun when you did fucking 1.00

01:11:09.320 Death 1.00

01:11:09.980 Do you eat cheeseburgers

01:11:12.560 That's not the question you wanted to ask

01:11:14.500 He always wants to get here with our guests

01:11:16.720 Do you eat cheeseburgers

01:11:18.060 Bro, can I say something to you, bro?

01:11:19.280 Absolutely, brother.

01:11:20.340 I'll tell you what my top foods are, all right?

01:11:23.260 Korean I love because I'm Korean, right?

01:11:25.020 Sure.

01:11:25.340 But when it comes to American food, right?

01:11:28.760 Cheeseburgers is my top food. 1.00

01:11:30.260 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:11:31.680 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:11:32.880 I won't flip this. 0.99

01:11:34.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:35.300 Sorry to the mime and group. 0.99

01:11:36.180 But let's talk about fuckface. 1.00

01:11:39.220 Fuck yeah, bitch. 1.00

01:11:39.940 All right, fuckface, bitch. 1.00

01:11:40.800 Fuck. 1.00

01:11:41.180 Bitch, look at me, dude, right? 1.00

01:11:43.000 Let's talk about what the best hamburgers in town is, though. 0.99

01:11:46.360 Oh, my God.

01:11:47.640 You're speaking Mike's language, dude. 1.00

01:11:48.880 Oh, if I could jerk off right now, I'd fucking do it. 1.00

01:11:51.180 Fucking do it. 1.00

01:11:51.840 It's America, dude. 1.00

01:11:52.720 Yeah, but the Mimey Group is there. 0.65

01:11:53.640 Robert E. Lee.

01:11:57.180 So we're getting back there.

01:11:58.060 We're getting back to comedy.

01:12:00.140 See, I told you the two burger questions.

01:12:01.780 So what's your number one in L.A.?

01:12:03.640 Right now, it's a place called For the Win on Franklin.

01:12:07.320 But I do also enjoy Burger She Wrote on Beverly.

01:12:10.380 Those are like my top two.

01:12:11.800 You been?

01:12:12.560 No. 1.00

01:12:13.060 I'm going to give you a motherfucking list. 0.99

01:12:14.140 How about Hi-Ho? 0.99

01:12:14.980 Have you had?

01:12:15.540 Delicious.

01:12:15.900 9.2. I run the world's

01:12:18.340 most viewed internet

01:12:19.920 cheeseburger review show, Bobby Lee.

01:12:21.900 So you're saying that these two places 0.98

01:12:23.960 that you just fucking mentioned is better 0.98

01:12:26.000 than Hi-Ho. Better than Hi-Ho. Wow. 0.99

01:12:28.080 So write this down,

01:12:30.200 George. Burger she wrote. Burger she wrote.

01:12:32.160 Or the win. Why, though?

01:12:33.640 Love hour in Koreatown. Love hour.

01:12:35.740 Hey, hey, fuck face. Right? Don't point at me, Chachi. 1.00

01:12:38.320 Alright? Let me ask you something. What did you want 0.68

01:12:40.000 me to write down? Not you. That, George.

01:12:42.160 Oh, got you. Right. Let me

01:12:44.020 ask you something is is is burger she wrote thick meat smash burger smash burgers have taken over

01:12:50.880 the world bobby lee oh i love smash burger oh you're gonna in me you're gonna love these places

01:12:54.900 yeah i know what smash burger is dude it's like the burger equivalent of the gluck gluck 0.96

01:13:00.320 dick you know no what what's a gluck gluck what you ever heard call her daddy no what's it what

01:13:08.300 is gluck like is that is that a lot of pepper in a way in a way yeah yeah it's spice it's 0.97

01:13:13.900 is that a way women jerk guys up it's more it's more the sound think about it so they go gluck 0.99

01:13:19.700 gluck as they as they as a default of the effort correct so let me know i go i go gluck well you 0.98

01:13:27.580 don't say like i'm talking you don't say locking a gun so someone's got to do it i think it's got 0.99

01:13:32.080 to be you because you have that you had that twitter scandal i did i did have a dick sucking 0.99

01:13:35.340 scandal okay go ahead so you're gonna do the noise of the gluck gluck yeah all right go ahead 0.99

01:13:39.120 It's like, it's like, let me close my, let me get the scenario.

01:13:42.640 Okay. 1.00

01:13:43.360 So a bony white girl with no butt, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:13:46.320 Is in my room. 1.00

01:13:47.100 Yeah.

01:13:47.380 Right.

01:13:48.020 A polygon.

01:13:48.900 She's like, Hey, I'm like, hi.

01:13:51.660 Right.

01:13:52.140 I got to do the scenario.

01:13:53.240 Not yet.

01:13:53.800 Not yet.

01:13:54.520 Um, anyway, what do you want to do today? 0.98

01:13:55.840 I want to suck on something. 0.98

01:13:58.280 I go, okay. 1.00

01:14:00.040 I pull my pants down.

01:14:01.520 Right.

01:14:02.520 And do I get hard first or do I wait for the gluck gluck to happen?

01:14:05.760 You're soft until the gluck gluck happens.

01:14:08.180 Right.

01:14:08.440 That's not true.

01:14:09.120 That's not true, because Glock Glock's not step one. 1.00

01:14:10.820 Yeah, but if you're with a girl with a bony ass who's a plank, 1.00

01:14:12.740 you're going to be soft until the Glock Glock happens. 1.00

01:14:15.200 That's true.

01:14:15.660 That's very good.

01:14:16.320 Not for him, he wants that.

01:14:17.040 No, I like that.

01:14:17.740 Yeah, you're right.

01:14:18.400 So you're hard.

01:14:19.120 Right.

01:14:19.500 So she's already gone through.

01:14:20.580 So she's like, I'm, hey, and I'm mid-hard.

01:14:24.620 Yes.

01:14:25.020 I'm half-hard.

01:14:25.900 I'm half-hard, right?

01:14:27.060 That's right. 0.84

01:14:27.340 And then so she sticks her lips on my guy, Toki.

01:14:32.180 That's my name.

01:14:33.280 Toki. 0.99

01:14:33.820 Toki the Dumb Dumb's my penis name, by the way. 0.99

01:14:36.000 That's fantastic. 0.99

01:14:36.720 Mine's name is Chief Wahoo. 1.00

01:14:37.920 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:14:38.380 Maybe they'll meet one day. 1.00

01:14:41.240 No, no, not fight.

01:14:44.560 But like maybe they'll go out for a meal or, you know what I mean, they'll go to the Wii

01:14:47.260 Spa.

01:14:49.600 Voda.

01:14:50.160 Yeah.

01:14:50.700 Maybe they'll, you know what I mean, we can lay on a table and they could just have a

01:14:54.140 combo.

01:14:56.780 Okay.

01:14:57.360 No, no.

01:14:57.700 Do you want to have a, what's yours name, Chief Wahoo?

01:14:59.720 Chief Wahoo.

01:15:00.540 Chief Wahoo, Toki the Dum Dum, on the table, and we'll have a little conversation.

01:15:04.460 we'll have some bread and some butter and we'll and some like you know i mean apple juice apple

01:15:10.860 my toki loves apple juice right right and then we'll just how about we'll do googly eyes on the

01:15:16.020 tips dude that'd be funny don't actually you haven't done that before no i have googly's on

01:15:20.640 right and we'll just do like what's your what what does chief sound like if he was to talk

01:15:26.280 ooh

01:15:26.780 that's it

01:15:28.100 that was

01:15:30.900 that was so cheap

01:15:32.320 it was a preface

01:15:34.040 but it was perfect

01:15:34.760 Toki goes

01:15:35.720 ah

01:15:36.560 right

01:15:38.220 and you go

01:15:39.280 ooh

01:15:39.680 and I go

01:15:40.340 ah

01:15:41.020 right 1.00

01:15:41.820 and then maybe they'll spit on each other 0.99

01:15:43.700 whoa 0.98

01:15:44.340 whoa too much

01:15:45.260 too much 1.00

01:15:47.520 my dick can't spit 1.00

01:15:48.720 oh it can 1.00

01:15:50.180 if you do this

01:15:51.940 if you do the clock clock

01:15:53.140 which sounds like

01:15:54.700 alright do the clock clock

01:15:56.280 I don't know if I can do it.

01:15:57.900 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

01:16:00.540 The chance of you, no pun intended,

01:16:03.300 pulling out of this joke is zero to sleep.

01:16:08.520 You have to do the gluck gluck.

01:16:10.300 We'll sit here all fun.

01:16:11.260 I'm pulling it up on YouTube because I can't do it.

01:16:13.040 I can't do it.

01:16:13.760 I can't do it.

01:16:14.480 I've never even tried.

01:16:15.700 I've never even practiced.

01:16:16.220 But that's what's funny about it.

01:16:17.980 How about this?

01:16:18.460 How about this?

01:16:18.760 Logan, before you.

01:16:19.380 Oh that video is from 12 years ago 1.00

01:16:27.360 Bro are you fucking stupid 1.00

01:16:28.620 Are you stupid 1.00

01:16:29.200 Mike you do the Gluck Gluck 1.00

01:16:30.680 I never agreed to fucking do it 1.00

01:16:32.820 He will fucking 0.99

01:16:34.200 Bobby don't say anything 0.99

01:16:35.180 Oh oh oh the third video I got

01:16:36.680 Look it

01:16:37.120 Shorts Gluck Gluck 9000

01:16:39.480 But that's Mike's ex-girlfriend 0.99

01:16:41.140 Oh but she's cute 1.00

01:16:42.880 Her name is Lana Rhodes 1.00

01:16:43.800 And she's the number one 0.87

01:16:44.600 We're not doing this today

01:16:46.780 Listen to me

01:16:47.460 I love her

01:16:47.800 She does it

01:16:48.720 He does like both hands at the same time. 0.62

01:16:51.620 Yeah.

01:16:52.140 Gluck,

01:16:52.380 luck 9,000.

01:16:53.360 This is what it makes.

01:16:53.920 That's your voice.

01:16:54.860 Look at the size of that.

01:16:56.200 Oh,

01:16:56.340 that was Mike.

01:16:57.220 That was Mike's vlog.

01:16:58.020 For the love of Christ.

01:16:58.720 Bobby,

01:16:58.960 don't,

01:16:59.200 I want to do an activity.

01:17:00.320 Don't say anything for the next 30 seconds.

01:17:01.840 Let them sit in the pressure to make this out.

01:17:12.640 How much ad revenue you want to lose today,

01:17:14.340 buddy?

01:17:14.980 People are clicking off.

01:17:17.280 Bro.

01:17:17.600 I don't even know what gluckluck is. 0.99

01:17:18.980 Make the fucking sound. 0.99

01:17:19.860 I'll do gluckluck. 1.00

01:17:20.720 I'll do gluckluck. 0.99

01:17:21.700 And I don't even know what the fuck it is. 0.97

01:17:23.880 Here we go, right? 1.00

01:17:29.880 Well, no, that's just choking on a cock. 1.00

01:17:31.420 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:17:31.820 All right.

01:17:32.120 I don't know what it is.

01:17:33.120 All right. 1.00

01:17:35.720 Just fucking do it. 1.00

01:17:38.480 No, that's warm up. 1.00

01:17:39.500 That's warm up.

01:17:40.560 That's safe one.

01:17:41.420 Let me try.

01:17:42.180 Let me try, right?

01:17:44.820 Nope, that's choking.

01:17:45.720 Oh, that's choking again.

01:17:46.320 It's more throw. 0.99

01:17:48.440 Oh!

01:17:49.600 I got it. 0.97

01:17:51.840 Well, that's choking on the cup.

01:17:55.460 Yes.

01:17:57.880 Right, right.

01:17:58.720 Wow.

01:17:59.760 That's Gluck Gluck.

01:18:00.540 And it's accompanied, accompanied by a twisting motion of the hands.

01:18:08.120 Well, that's awesome. 1.00

01:18:09.160 Now, imagine the size of the dick that you need for that to be. 1.00

01:18:11.240 Well, they could do two fingers. 1.00

01:18:13.180 Whoa!

01:18:14.040 For me, they would do two fingers. 0.97

01:18:15.800 Whoa!

01:18:15.940 Yeah, yeah, so that's still their expert.

01:18:18.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:18.700 If you've got a crab giving you a blowjob, you're dealing with an expert. 0.99

01:18:24.060 A little, I'm on the beach, a little crab, right? 0.99

01:18:26.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:27.000 They're pincers.

01:18:28.180 Pincers.

01:18:28.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:29.840 All right, so that's what, I learned something new from you guys.

01:18:32.800 Well, it was even perfected.

01:18:34.540 It was brought by Alex Cooper and all that.

01:18:37.260 She has a big podcast.

01:18:38.380 So you've dated Lana Rhodes. 0.99

01:18:41.200 No, no, shut up, man. 1.00

01:18:42.940 Shut the fuck up, man. 1.00

01:18:44.580 Don't you hate dudes like this? 1.00

01:18:46.360 Yeah.

01:18:46.840 Good-looking dudes who, like, had, like, the top elite badge,

01:18:50.520 and they're like, ah, no big deal.

01:18:52.300 I'll never get her.

01:18:54.300 Hey, look at me, Mike.

01:18:56.120 I'll never get her.

01:18:57.120 How do you know?

01:18:58.340 Because I've tried.

01:18:59.540 Not her specifically, but I've tried other ones.

01:19:02.080 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:19:02.660 They won't even return my phone fucking DMs or nothing. 0.99

01:19:04.840 No way. 1.00

01:19:05.300 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:05.880 I feel like we could probably change that.

01:19:07.520 Hold on, hold on.

01:19:08.640 One to ten, what's the hottest girl you've been with?

01:19:10.480 i think kalilah 8.59 look can i i know yeah she's she's beautiful wait you have a podcast with this

01:19:19.400 girl and she's your ex right yeah but we still do it is that odd no how is that odd because i love

01:19:24.460 her inside and out yeah we'll be friends forever i love but but but for your new your new relationships

01:19:30.280 don't have a problem with that i don't have any new ones but when you do so mike can teach me

01:19:34.340 When you do, I imagine, especially if you fall deep, deep in love.

01:19:39.620 Oh, this girl.

01:19:40.940 Yeah, she's beautiful.

01:19:41.580 Oh, my God.

01:19:42.040 I can't believe you got this girl. 0.98

01:19:44.580 Now, that's racist. 0.96

01:19:45.880 That's so racist.

01:19:46.880 You know what, dude?

01:19:47.860 No, put that away.

01:19:49.420 Put that away.

01:19:49.900 I want to address that.

01:19:50.780 Hold on a second.

01:19:51.140 I want to address that.

01:19:51.960 It's so racist.

01:19:52.860 How is that racist? 1.00

01:19:54.160 Because I'm a fucking 10. 1.00

01:19:57.120 I think your personality is... 1.00

01:19:58.360 No, no, no.

01:19:58.720 It is. 1.00

01:19:59.120 No, fuck you. 1.00

01:19:59.920 If you like minions... 1.00

01:20:01.340 right like you like yellow you know i mean featureless you know i mean

01:20:08.500 you know whatever right and if that's your thing i'm a 10 right yeah you actually are incredibly

01:20:17.740 good looking for a minion yeah exactly right but i also think i asked let me i'm not this is so 0.95

01:20:23.380 fucked up no no no because i want to say something no i want to say something first 0.98

01:20:28.900 Because our society 0.98

01:20:31.360 Deems this is good looking

01:20:33.700 And this is not right

01:20:35.020 But those are just opinions

01:20:36.320 I think you're good looking

01:20:37.620 I agree

01:20:40.580 Especially bro

01:20:42.400 Because I was just going on Google here

01:20:44.040 When you have the kind of beanie

01:20:47.180 And just a mustache look

01:20:48.700 You have some looks that I'm like 0.97

01:20:50.600 Damn Bobby Lee's like you look edgy here dude 0.98

01:20:53.340 Yeah I'm pure edge 0.99

01:20:54.780 That's pure edge dude

01:20:56.300 Let me say something right now 1.00

01:20:58.720 I take it back, you're hot as fuck 0.99

01:21:00.980 Especially here Bobby 0.99

01:21:02.260 Yeah dude, that's fucking hot 0.98

01:21:05.420 Bro, because your confidence 0.98

01:21:07.340 Your confidence is unmatched

01:21:09.720 That'll bring you to the 10

01:21:11.580 Right, I look like

01:21:13.680 Somebody drew me

01:21:14.560 Right, I look like

01:21:17.440 I'm animated

01:21:18.220 And if you're into that

01:21:19.860 Bro, your look dude, I don't even want to get into your look dude

01:21:23.480 Okay

01:21:24.200 Wait, why'd you break up with this?

01:21:26.060 You're like if Oscar Isaac ate everything

01:21:28.560 That's what he looks like

01:21:30.540 If Oscar Isaac just ate everything

01:21:32.680 Like and Dune

01:21:33.260 He ate all the sand 1.00

01:21:34.220 He would look like him

01:21:35.360 You don't look good either 1.00

01:21:36.820 Fuck you Mike 1.00

01:21:38.340 George 1.00

01:21:39.020 Keep bringing me up 1.00

01:21:40.300 I'm tired of this fucking guy 1.00

01:21:42.140 His fucking sneaky laughs 1.00

01:21:43.320 I think he's tired of himself 1.00

01:21:45.480 He gets a little further back

01:21:46.880 Every time I look

01:21:47.580 George scoot up

01:21:49.100 He was supporting your joke

01:21:50.840 By laughing

01:21:51.480 Oh he was?

01:21:52.120 I attacked you for no reason

01:21:53.120 Trying to assault him 0.61

01:21:53.940 Bobby

01:21:54.460 Did you break up with this girl

01:21:56.080 Live on the podcast? 1.00

01:21:57.040 Because that's good material

01:21:58.060 No, but we did address it on the podcast, and we talk about it.

01:22:01.780 And listen, we're best friends.

01:22:05.220 We did this podcast seven, eight years ago.

01:22:07.420 It's a success.

01:22:08.940 We just signed to do it on a bigger company, and we moved on.

01:22:13.180 And it's a good business, but you can still mindfully break up with somebody that you love with

01:22:20.500 and still work with them and still have love.

01:22:22.820 Of course.

01:22:23.340 All that resentment and anger, you deal with that as, you know, but I love her.

01:22:26.820 I've loved all my girlfriends, and I still have relationships with them.

01:22:30.120 You know what I mean?

01:22:30.620 If I was walking down the street and I saw any of my ex-girlfriends, I would hug them.

01:22:33.820 How are you?

01:22:34.280 I love you.

01:22:35.380 But my question is, surely there's some sort of sexual tension or, like, chemistry. 0.95

01:22:39.720 Like, if you're on the podcast and you guys are sitting there, right, and you're talking about some deep fucking topic, like, I don't even know, your favorite cheeseburger, right, in L.A. 0.94

01:22:48.020 And you say this joke, and she's like, wow, Bobby, that one was such a zinger.

01:22:53.180 And you look at it, and you're like, yeah, that was a good one.

01:22:55.420 And also, your toes look really nice today.

01:22:57.380 Like, you guys never just all of a sudden start, like,

01:22:59.100 gravitating towards walking.

01:23:00.680 Like, back to the...

01:23:01.840 That's wild.

01:23:02.880 Why?

01:23:03.760 I'm just not...

01:23:04.520 I'm not familiar with that type of behavior.

01:23:07.480 Yeah, I mean, the relationship...

01:23:08.800 Let's go back a reel.

01:23:11.100 Now we're doing reel.

01:23:12.560 Yes.

01:23:12.860 Let's go back to the reel.

01:23:13.760 Okay.

01:23:15.760 There are certain...

01:23:17.460 He is clocked out.

01:23:19.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:19.400 I know.

01:23:20.100 George has been under a tremendous amount of abuse.

01:23:21.820 No, no, George, George.

01:23:22.560 No, no, stop, George.

01:23:23.540 I want you over here with me.

01:23:24.640 George, I want you over here with me.

01:23:25.400 over here and chase him down you find him george no go get him go get him he i try i said this he

01:23:34.440 walked and that's a first and now we're gonna have to deal with the fallout of this episode 0.99

01:23:38.600 for the next two fucking months i swear to god bobby lee you fucking pissed off my co-host he's 0.97

01:23:44.040 probably crying in the driveway you know the beatles could have lost ringo oh yeah oh man 0.99

01:23:52.780 Shout out to the mime.

01:23:54.680 Okay.

01:23:55.300 Yeah, but we just took a new profile picture.

01:23:55.880 I mean, if Ringo left, it would be like, 0.99

01:23:58.080 let's just shoot fucking Abbey Road, record Abbey Road. 0.99

01:24:00.840 We just shot a new profile picture. 1.00

01:24:02.320 Yeah, I know.

01:24:03.020 I'm saying is that...

01:24:04.340 We need him.

01:24:04.940 That attitude right there was just unprofessional.

01:24:07.940 It was a bit unprofessional.

01:24:08.980 It was unprofessional.

01:24:09.720 Yeah, it was.

01:24:10.380 Listen, I'm a guest, right?

01:24:12.900 I feel hurt and abandoned.

01:24:14.880 I know.

01:24:15.280 Me too.

01:24:15.620 I feel rejected.

01:24:16.340 Me too. 0.99

01:24:16.740 And this was fucked up, bro. 0.99

01:24:19.500 All right? 1.00

01:24:19.820 So if he doesn't come...

01:24:20.660 Because I got to go now.

01:24:21.880 No.

01:24:22.080 I know, I know.

01:24:22.560 If he doesn't come back here by the time I'm done, I'm walking to him.

01:24:28.760 No, I'm going to get him. 1.00

01:24:29.900 What the fuck? 1.00

01:24:31.340 No, you get him. 1.00

01:24:32.700 I'll keep telling him to you.

01:24:34.100 He better come back.

01:24:36.240 I'm telling you something right now.

01:24:37.680 Hey, so, Mike, you're the real talent on this.

01:24:40.580 Yeah, you're telling me, buddy.

01:24:42.060 I know. 0.97

01:24:42.260 No, this fucking leaguing on, what's his other brother's name, Jaco? 0.99

01:24:47.000 Yeah, Jaco. 0.99

01:24:47.500 Yeah, Jaco Paul, right? 1.00

01:24:49.020 You can just cut this shit and do your own thing, bud. 1.00

01:24:51.520 You're 1.00

01:24:52.480 Dude you're mad

01:24:53.060 You're charismatic

01:24:54.300 Question for you

01:24:55.260 You're sexy

01:24:55.720 No let me just

01:24:56.840 Lock eyes with me

01:24:57.420 What

01:24:58.740 He's coming back

01:25:00.240 Good

01:25:00.680 Love your podcast man

01:25:02.660 So dope

01:25:03.220 He was just saying that

01:25:03.960 As long as we stay together

01:25:05.120 Bro this thing can go

01:25:05.960 To the moon brother

01:25:06.980 You guys are at Wham

01:25:07.880 What

01:25:09.080 He's just saying

01:25:09.760 Like as long as we stay together

01:25:10.740 This thing can go to the moon

01:25:11.280 You guys are like Simon Garfunkel

01:25:12.040 Oh

01:25:12.200 You say as long as we stay together

01:25:14.280 We're going to the moon

01:25:14.780 Oh yeah yeah yeah 1.00

01:25:15.340 Well fuck that sucks 1.00

01:25:16.120 You're Paul Simon 1.00

01:25:16.760 You're Garfunkel

01:25:17.400 No no George isn't coming back

01:25:18.600 Yeah yeah yeah

01:25:19.080 He's not

01:25:20.320 No I lied

01:25:21.520 He's not coming back?

01:25:22.180 Uh-uh.

01:25:22.540 Absolutely.

01:25:22.880 Why?

01:25:23.140 Did I really hurt him?

01:25:23.820 Be honest with me.

01:25:24.600 So.

01:25:25.120 Well, it wasn't just you also.

01:25:26.280 I'm going to be honest. 1.00

01:25:27.140 Is he really mad, this fucking guy? 1.00

01:25:28.760 Hey. 1.00

01:25:29.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:30.600 I, too, am confused.

01:25:32.320 I'm not.

01:25:33.040 I'll be honest.

01:25:33.640 I'm not.

01:25:34.100 And I'm going to tell the audience,

01:25:35.840 saying all this,

01:25:36.480 he took a little abuse on this episode.

01:25:38.340 You know, it was,

01:25:40.240 he got vulnerable.

01:25:41.620 See, I got too mean.

01:25:43.720 And George and my guys over here,

01:25:45.400 you guys were going to check me.

01:25:46.640 No, but, no, but.

01:25:47.740 It wasn't too mean.

01:25:48.820 No, he's a comedian.

01:25:49.820 He's a comedian. 0.98

01:25:50.400 and he's like we're all just joking we're just fucking around we're just fucking around it was 0.88

01:25:54.140 all fun and jest so i i came here for a specific reason and and i need i need you i need your favor 0.94

01:26:01.620 for you okay within the next four to six months will you do tiger belly i would love to don't

01:26:08.520 forget that i reached out to you first not saying can you come on mine i said what do i have to do

01:26:12.260 to get on your podcast and secondly um you know you have a lot of followers on instagram right

01:26:17.780 I'm almost at a million

01:26:18.920 I saw that

01:26:19.540 I just followed you

01:26:20.480 Can you help me get to a million

01:26:22.000 I would love to

01:26:22.640 I don't want to ask

01:26:23.420 But it's like

01:26:23.920 I've never asked before

01:26:25.000 But I just feel like

01:26:25.880 That's a good note

01:26:26.440 I got this

01:26:26.880 You're a fantastic guest

01:26:28.240 I love you

01:26:29.080 And I actually think

01:26:30.900 You deserve so much success

01:26:32.700 And now

01:26:33.040 Am I invited back

01:26:34.540 On your podcast

01:26:35.220 Anytime

01:26:35.880 Are you being real

01:26:37.020 You're amazing

01:26:37.740 I'm not kidding bro

01:26:38.880 A thought that crossed my mind

01:26:40.080 Yeah

01:26:40.380 We gotta do something

01:26:41.480 No

01:26:41.760 Dude 1.00

01:26:43.620 My dick just got fucked 1.00

01:26:44.800 We gotta do something bro 1.00

01:26:45.980 We are gonna do something

01:26:47.200 Right

01:26:47.560 And I could replace George

01:26:49.500 Is he going back?

01:26:53.760 Oh, he's not coming back

01:26:54.440 He's not coming back?

01:26:54.940 You can say that

01:26:55.380 Is he really mad?

01:26:57.220 I thought he was kidding

01:26:57.860 No, no, I mean

01:26:58.420 I thought he was kidding

01:26:59.160 I didn't think he was kidding

01:27:00.440 Oh, we have beef with a guy

01:27:01.760 I didn't do anything wrong

01:27:03.620 I know, but you have beef now

01:27:05.120 I fixed this type of stuff

01:27:05.140 I fixed this type of stuff

01:27:05.740 I didn't do anything wrong

01:27:06.740 I know, but regardless

01:27:07.920 You got beef with him

01:27:09.040 No

01:27:09.260 I don't think he's mad at Bobby

01:27:10.360 Oh, he's mad at you guys

01:27:11.800 Not me

01:27:12.280 We're not backing him

01:27:12.860 He definitely can't

01:27:13.520 No, you didn't 1.00

01:27:13.980 No, fuck you 1.00

01:27:15.100 There's an audience you saw 1.00

01:27:16.560 Don't fucking even try that 0.98

01:27:17.860 I passed him the rock 0.99

01:27:19.260 I stood up for him 1.00

01:27:20.240 The whole fucking show 1.00

01:27:21.040 Don't even fucking try that shit 1.00

01:27:22.540 What part was it? 1.00

01:27:23.740 What part was it?

01:27:25.920 He just took a lot of abuse

01:27:27.460 What?

01:27:28.380 Is my

01:27:28.620 It's so

01:27:28.940 Well

01:27:30.120 Well it's just

01:27:32.060 I've had a few rough days

01:27:34.640 We've been traveling

01:27:35.540 Wait wait

01:27:35.840 Has he done that before?

01:27:38.240 He's wanted to

01:27:39.160 And he gets that sensitive

01:27:41.560 Yeah

01:27:42.020 Well can I

01:27:42.740 Can I keep defending him please?

01:27:44.500 Cause no one's

01:27:45.160 Try

01:27:45.360 Okay

01:27:45.780 That chair is a tough chair

01:27:50.240 The guests

01:27:50.980 Okay, your respect for George

01:27:54.600 And also for this show

01:27:56.940 Will be analyzed by the audience

01:27:59.040 By your direction facing George on this show

01:28:02.100 Which I noticed in the beginning

01:28:03.500 It is, it's very hard

01:28:06.380 I'm not saying

01:28:06.960 In the beginning, Bobby

01:28:09.180 About the first half

01:28:10.540 When George was involved

01:28:12.640 He was

01:28:13.440 It just can't be negated

01:28:15.540 you were inclusive

01:28:16.640 you were left to your right

01:28:17.640 and based on that metric

01:28:19.320 that you described

01:28:20.100 he was doing great

01:28:21.420 but George kind of turned off

01:28:23.160 got it

01:28:24.140 well no he did the monologue

01:28:25.340 and then you said

01:28:26.500 the monologue is where

01:28:28.160 he went awry

01:28:28.980 right

01:28:29.720 it went awry there

01:28:30.800 and he lost

01:28:32.040 you know what I mean

01:28:32.660 and then I think

01:28:33.700 you should have called it out

01:28:34.720 which I did

01:28:35.480 no I think he thinks

01:28:36.940 that even though

01:28:37.600 at the end

01:28:38.320 we made a joke about the length

01:28:39.440 he thinks we weren't listening

01:28:40.800 and have discredited

01:28:42.040 the entire monologue

01:28:42.880 which is not the case

01:28:43.900 which wasn't true

01:28:44.240 he loved his monologue

01:28:45.120 He's not separated.

01:28:46.160 Live in the moment is what he's trying to say.

01:28:48.000 Yeah, I know.

01:28:48.500 I know.

01:28:49.320 Can I ask you a question, a side topic?

01:28:51.340 Mike, go ahead.

01:28:52.260 Why?

01:28:53.840 Do you really want...

01:28:55.880 Go ahead, Mike.

01:28:58.080 Do you want him on Tiger Belly?

01:29:02.200 Or do you want me on Tiger Belly?

01:29:04.540 I don't want Logan to walk.

01:29:06.960 I'll walk.

01:29:07.820 I'll walk.

01:29:08.540 I don't want Logan to walk. 1.00

01:29:09.580 I will walk on this goddamn show. 1.00

01:29:11.160 You're a cloud chaser. 1.00

01:29:12.020 No, I'm not a cloud chaser. 1.00

01:29:12.640 You motherfucking cloud chaser, Bobby Lee. 0.99

01:29:14.460 But can I say something? 1.00

01:29:15.360 Chased by clout.

01:29:15.900 And this is the truth. 1.00

01:29:17.900 Before I came into this building, I didn't know who the fuck you were, dog. 1.00

01:29:23.240 Oh, it's not going to go your way. 1.00

01:29:24.740 Right.

01:29:24.960 You may be laughing.

01:29:25.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:26.580 Well, you better sit back up.

01:29:27.180 Well, you're the cheeseburger guy.

01:29:30.780 Big deal.

01:29:31.620 Right.

01:29:32.260 But you have convinced me.

01:29:34.200 All right.

01:29:35.220 Yes.

01:29:35.700 I want him.

01:29:37.060 All right.

01:29:38.120 No.

01:29:38.820 I love cheeseburgers, but we'll go down that road together.

01:29:41.900 Right.

01:29:42.200 But I have a feeling, bro, that, you know, we're going to see each other again and we're going to do high and mighty things.

01:29:49.020 There's a good chemistry.

01:29:50.540 You know what?

01:29:50.940 I'll be the fourth guy.

01:29:52.900 Dude, I'm not kidding.

01:29:54.500 I'm not kidding.

01:29:55.340 Sometimes I'll be the fourth guy.

01:29:56.720 I'll come in and listen.

01:29:59.000 Next time I come here, I'm going to bring George a gift.

01:30:01.900 I'm going to make amends.

01:30:03.040 Right.

01:30:03.720 I'm going to make it right because that's who I am as a person.

01:30:06.100 All right.

01:30:07.720 I'll see you soon.

01:30:08.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:09.200 Absolutely.

01:30:09.420 Right.

01:30:10.260 One day.

01:30:11.500 Right.

01:30:11.900 George never

01:30:12.600 Yeah

01:30:13.160 Ever again 1.00

01:30:14.080 I'll fuck with him here 1.00

01:30:15.300 He's never coming into my house 1.00

01:30:16.820 Because what he did there

01:30:18.620 Right

01:30:19.020 Yeah it's so disrespectful

01:30:20.240 Yeah yeah

01:30:20.840 You're the guest

01:30:21.500 I'm the guest

01:30:22.120 Guys

01:30:22.660 Bobby Lee live

01:30:23.740 On Instagram

01:30:24.380 He's at 922,000

01:30:26.820 Which means

01:30:27.560 He's 78,000 away

01:30:29.820 From hitting a million followers

01:30:31.300 That's a

01:30:31.620 That's a milestone

01:30:32.380 It's a milestone for me

01:30:33.420 Better hope none of those followers

01:30:34.680 Are George fans

01:30:35.540 Because you're going in reverse

01:30:37.320 I know 0.97

01:30:38.060 I don't know

01:30:38.900 Can I say

01:30:39.180 I want to get on my hands and knees

01:30:40.540 I want to say something to George fans

01:30:42.860 oh god

01:30:44.000 no no no 1.00

01:30:46.560 fuck George 1.00

01:30:47.700 that'll be bad 1.00

01:30:49.260 I want to do like this

01:30:50.760 alright 0.61

01:30:51.120 which one right there

01:30:53.580 dear George fans

01:30:55.480 okay

01:30:55.920 my name is Bobby Lee

01:30:57.160 and what I want to say is that

01:30:58.880 I'm a huge fan of George

01:31:00.420 I love his thick beard

01:31:01.840 his eyebrows are grisly

01:31:03.840 but I love it

01:31:04.580 yeah

01:31:04.800 it's like he's from the Revenant

01:31:06.080 yeah

01:31:07.280 yeah yeah

01:31:07.840 like just bully 0.62

01:31:08.820 and he could survive a cold

01:31:10.680 Coldplay.

01:31:11.200 Coldplay.

01:31:11.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:13.340 He is, he looks like one thing, but he's the other.

01:31:17.260 Yeah. 0.97

01:31:17.700 He's Christian, but he's the other, right?

01:31:20.060 But I think he's very talented.

01:31:21.480 He's a sweet guy.

01:31:22.220 He's intelligentsia.

01:31:24.000 And he, really, right?

01:31:25.500 He threw Spanish in there.

01:31:26.700 Yeah, threw it in there.

01:31:27.860 He's intelligentsia, right?

01:31:29.540 And I am going to make it right with him the next time I'm here.

01:31:32.740 And I really will.

01:31:33.540 I will pull focus toward him.

01:31:35.540 I will make it right. 1.00

01:31:36.860 I'll give him a fucking spa package or something. 1.00

01:31:38.800 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:31:39.180 All right, so thank you so much for having me on your podcast.

01:31:42.620 I really had a great time, and thank you.

01:31:45.480 He got on his hands and knees.

01:31:46.800 For Pete's sake, Bobby Lee, ladies and gentlemen,

01:31:49.680 thank you for giving us the time and energy today.

01:31:51.520 Please go follow him on Instagram.

01:31:52.760 And also, while you're doing it, subscribe to this channel.

01:31:55.120 We will get George back.

01:31:56.400 And go show George some love. 1.00

01:31:57.660 Maybe send him some DMs.

01:31:59.380 Or honestly, in all honesty, send him a cash app.

01:32:02.520 Yeah, you can cash app.

01:32:03.480 We'll drop his cash app.

01:32:04.600 Cash app.

01:32:05.140 Yeah, comment to come.

01:32:07.220 Peace.

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