Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E356 Logan Paul Praises Andrew Tate, Slams Liver King For Lying, Warns Paddy The Baddy

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00:02:12.320 What do I need a therapist for, then?

00:02:13.560 Jesus isn't doing it for you.

00:02:15.240 What do I need a therapist for?

00:02:16.900 I don't believe you're as emotionally mature as you could be.

00:02:19.640 What do I need a therapist for?

00:02:20.860 To get you to level up.

00:02:22.460 In what?

00:02:23.460 Yourself.

00:02:24.200 In what category?

00:02:25.900 Emotional intelligence.

00:02:27.160 Emotional?

00:02:27.760 Me?

00:02:28.120 Yes.

00:02:29.320 I'm not emotionally intelligent.

00:02:30.900 Could you pick a time and frame any day of our life?

00:02:34.320 Here's one.

00:02:34.780 Three weeks ago when you were sitting in that chair,

00:02:36.580 you stormed off this exact podcast

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00:02:47.880 Guys, I'm going to just lay this out for you quickly.

00:02:50.960 Today's going to be a bit of a...

00:02:53.160 It's going to be like you're hanging out with us

00:02:54.880 as we're having a conversation.

00:02:55.800 We're just kicking it, chilling.

00:02:56.960 I'm going to just throw this out there right off the bat.

00:02:59.320 we have nothing to talk about we have absolutely no material this will be a miracle

00:03:08.220 of epic proportions if we actually put together an hour episode for you guys today but we're

00:03:13.660 going to do our absolute best and i hand it over to the man with the plan the guy whose name is on

00:03:19.060 the banner logan paul welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you

00:03:25.980 guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing if you're not subscribed yet hit the subscribe

00:03:29.500 button for me we're going to uh qatar for the world cup okay why are you shaking your head

00:03:36.960 i shouldn't open with that we're not going we're not going we're not going we're not i don't want

00:03:42.680 to hear it i don't want to hear it and i don't want to hear it elaborate why is everybody having

00:03:46.620 mixed emotions about this because here's here's here's well maybe not even the here's here's

00:03:50.940 there's just people like to talk and maybe they have things to talk about and maybe they don't

00:03:55.800 i don't know you handle this okay why don't you just cut him off to not have anything to talk

00:04:00.580 either i just want to so logan go ahead maybe i should open with something else no no no here's

00:04:08.580 why it's good i don't know what to say here's why it's good that you opened with dude i don't know

00:04:12.120 i don't know why but 300 and what how many episodes almost 400 350 episodes in right now

00:04:20.180 I've completely forgot how to podcast

00:04:22.700 Okay

00:04:23.240 I have no idea

00:04:24.220 Back here

00:04:25.140 Don't back here

00:04:26.000 It mics it

00:04:26.800 Right here

00:04:27.420 And I'll tell you why

00:04:29.000 I figured it out

00:04:29.820 Now I'm going to use a word here

00:04:33.120 That's generally frowned upon

00:04:35.060 But I'm going to use it very specifically

00:04:38.020 Because there's no other way to put this

00:04:39.720 Weed makes me

00:04:42.540 I don't know how else to say it 0.98

00:04:47.660 Dude I got no brain 1.00

00:04:48.640 I have a fucking putty brain 1.00

00:04:51.540 Marijuana has turned 1.00

00:04:53.320 The only thing that I had going for me

00:04:55.600 My brain

00:04:57.480 Into mush 0.89

00:04:58.740 Mashed potatoes

00:05:00.100 I can't think I don't even have anything to say

00:05:03.200 Today

00:05:04.400 Why are you back on marijuana I thought you quit

00:05:06.400 No because I got injured

00:05:08.620 Oh so like when you're just chilling so you're smoking

00:05:11.140 Bingo yeah

00:05:12.040 Are you smoking throughout the day or just at night time

00:05:13.800 No just at night

00:05:14.540 I don't know what happens

00:05:17.480 Like I eat so much food at night and smoke like repeatedly.

00:05:24.340 I don't know how Wiz Khalifa does it.

00:05:26.200 Bro, bro.

00:05:27.240 He is the most functioning high I have ever seen.

00:05:30.260 I can't even believe.

00:05:31.260 By the way, I just want to let you know, I have like four joints of his at the house

00:05:34.440 and I didn't steal it or he gave it to me.

00:05:36.380 They were falling out of his pocket.

00:05:38.220 You stole them?

00:05:38.760 No, no, no.

00:05:39.120 I gave it back to him.

00:05:40.180 But when I was saying goodbye, like little breadcrumbs just was following him to the

00:05:44.040 gingerbread house.

00:05:44.540 Guys, where's Wiz? 0.99

00:05:45.720 Just follow the trail of joints.

00:05:47.160 so i i quit marijuana and i've been i've been sober for a good two weeks now and i went home

00:05:51.920 and i held a joint up high i go this is wizz khalifa everybody's getting high and all of us

00:05:56.020 got high off of his uh his joint which by the way very strong very strong very strong i think that's

00:06:01.260 what's happening today honestly truthfully so the wizz khalifa episode's coming out later this month

00:06:05.280 it's it's fantastic but possibly possibly one of the best episodes that we've ever done i think

00:06:10.940 i think i can't yeah go i know you're right i i think his weed was so strong because i i obviously

00:06:16.580 brought some home for my girl right and i think i'm like hung over from it like i don't know why

00:06:22.380 i feel so stupid you were high for two podcasts you like it lingered to the next for the santino 0.98

00:06:27.980 podcast i why don't you just why don't you just do me a favor and take a deep breath bro you're 0.99

00:06:32.880 you're actually scaring me a little bit thank you like you're you're freaking out and we talked

00:06:39.040 about this on the ride over we're gonna make this the whining episode the whining so i'm gonna 0.99

00:06:42.920 complain i'm gonna complain i'm gonna rant about weed just give me the fucking hat dylan shout out 0.96

00:06:47.940 to the whoa by the way shout out to the maiman group for giving us this wonderful location to 0.99

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00:06:59.840 they're hot they're pretty they're pretty she mentioned something about the gluck gluck that

00:07:04.020 one realtor oh that was dope and also based uh on the note of the gluck gluck shout out to alex

00:07:08.480 cooper who won podcast of the year at this year's stream awards yep yep uh prime prime lost the

00:07:14.400 streamy award uh for creator product of the year we lost to uh pop flex by blogilates so pop flex

00:07:21.820 by blogilates congratulations you guys you beat us fair and square those are the things that go on

00:07:27.020 the back of your phone that seemed a little bitter you won fair and square what is this bloggies

00:07:32.580 yeah all right we'll talk about the next thing now i think what is it though what is this bloggies

00:07:37.880 it's called blogilates i just want to let you guys know that this is off to a fantastic start

00:07:44.100 thanks to you buddy uh i'll pull up my notes i got something i got something to say because i

00:07:48.840 want to continue this marijuana thing for one second and i know it's like uh i think maybe

00:07:53.700 people are tired of hearing about it but i don't know i don't know maybe some people can relate

00:07:57.080 about the back and forth i have with with this substance you know it's this this i can tell

00:08:03.900 this is going to be my

00:08:05.460 battle in life.

00:08:08.460 Marijuana. Can I ask you

00:08:10.280 questions? Sure, George. I guess this

00:08:12.280 is a podcast, an open forum where

00:08:13.780 it's by design. That's

00:08:15.700 the goal. So you're cranky when you're on marijuana.

00:08:18.480 Just FYI. I'm cranky when I'm

00:08:20.260 off marijuana. No, I know. I was just joking about that.

00:08:22.340 You're always mean to me.

00:08:24.480 My question is, why are you getting

00:08:26.240 high? Are you trying to run away from your thoughts?

00:08:28.220 Oh, God almighty. No, I'm being honest. We're going to talk about it.

00:08:30.280 Let's get to the root of it. Let's make this a thing.

00:08:32.180 I'm trying to run away from thoughts. 0.99

00:08:33.900 I'm in LA and they're fucking everywhere 0.99

00:08:36.720 Mike even invites me to his house 0.98

00:08:38.440 He got one right now

00:08:39.720 He got one right now that he flew out

00:08:41.220 I can't even in the comfort of my own home

00:08:43.380 The one with herpes on the lip 0.92

00:08:44.380 She got attacked by a dog

00:08:46.560 She got mauled by an animal

00:08:48.080 It's one tiny cut right here

00:08:50.140 It looks so suspect

00:08:51.440 What kind of one tooth dog

00:08:55.180 The dog came over to the house last night

00:08:57.040 And met the culprit

00:08:57.840 He has a ponytail bro 1.00

00:09:00.140 Or maybe it's a girl but it shoots up

00:09:02.540 And it's got a bow

00:09:03.140 imagine getting bit by a dog with a ponytail bro did you see the speaking of four-legged animals

00:09:07.880 no no hold on a second slow down buddy how many topics you're gonna try to cover

00:09:11.300 in one did you see the like the mountain lion that was at my ranch yes look it look it this

00:09:18.100 was caught on camera my dad found this mountain lion outside of my house in my ranch and it is 0.98

00:09:24.060 on my bucket list to fight an adolescent big cat now i've been kind of sizing this motherfucker up 0.99

00:09:32.140 i bet that's about a 140 pound cat would destroy you you think so destroy you think so huh once 0.99

00:09:39.020 again we talked about this the same situation with my mom because you want to fight my mom

00:09:42.480 the the only thing i have to go off of unfortunately it's not your athletic prowess it's not your

00:09:48.600 athletic build or muscle it's your past record yeah and so judging off of that i'm taking my 0.97

00:09:55.380 mom i'm taking that bobcat i'm taking fucking a man made of toothpicks that walks into the kitchen 0.98

00:10:00.800 you have only shown me that you have the capability 1.00

00:10:03.780 of losing. That's it

00:10:05.580 kind of like England lost to France

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00:10:45.580 Now back to the show.

00:10:46.480 You know, the World Cup is going crazy.

00:10:48.300 We're going to Qatar.

00:10:53.120 No, no, listen.

00:10:54.100 We got invited to Qatar.

00:10:56.780 I've never been to a World Cup.

00:10:58.020 Obviously

00:10:58.720 I'm a massive soccer fan

00:11:02.980 Name two players

00:11:05.140 First and last name

00:11:06.420 Kylian Mbappe

00:11:07.380 David Beckham

00:11:09.880 I mean it works

00:11:13.640 It works 0.99

00:11:14.340 You didn't want to go to fucking Ronaldo 0.99

00:11:17.500 Or Messi or any of those other people 0.99

00:11:19.680 Dana White said something about

00:11:21.180 No yeah actually let's talk about that

00:11:23.520 Because you're moving in

00:11:25.500 Wacky motion

00:11:26.740 What do you expect bro

00:11:27.880 I know why you're upset

00:11:30.280 You haven't gotten to talk yet

00:11:32.180 Bro, you are 1.00

00:11:34.560 Bouncing around like a fucking 1.00

00:11:36.680 Pinball 0.99

00:11:37.660 I'm going to give you some time

00:11:39.000 Okay, so let's talk about Qatar

00:11:40.520 Dana White said this about Bobcats 0.99

00:11:42.820 Slow the fuck 0.99

00:11:45.700 Down 0.99

00:11:47.000 I've talked enough

00:11:49.900 Don't go for it

00:11:51.020 Dana White said this about soccer

00:11:54.580 Bobcats 0.99

00:11:55.480 they know it said this about bobcats half of my roster could fuck up these four-legged cats 0.97

00:12:03.220 just just wait and see we're changing the ufc to the ufb uf beast where our fighters are going to 0.92

00:12:10.520 be paired one-on-one against the strongest most grizzly animals on the planet just tonight

00:12:18.180 actually patty pimblett faces off against a mountain lion 100 167 pound mountain lion

00:12:25.320 you said that as a joke but i would definitely pay pay-per-view to watch that 100 that's called 0.98

00:12:31.360 gladiator gladiator shit like back in the day when they would put a gladiator against like a 0.94

00:12:36.840 lion and see what would happen like that's i mean that's entertainment yeah i i like it dana white 0.98

00:12:42.500 said this about soccer the least talented sport on earth there's a reason that three-year-olds play

00:12:49.000 do you think that was a pr thing do you think he took a page from jake paul's like he's like 0.98

00:12:54.440 i'm gonna stir up some shit i think dana white says whatever the fuck he wants okay no but that's 0.99

00:12:58.960 a troll that was the dumbest thing i've ever heard in my fucking life i literally like watching 1.00

00:13:03.560 soccer dumbest thing i ever heard in my fucking life dana white all due respect we've had you on 0.99

00:13:09.500 the show you're a great guy but we literally had a conversation about this in the group chat last 0.99

00:13:14.440 week i believe soccer to be one of the most athletic skilled sports on the planet how these

00:13:21.380 men run up and down that size field for that length of time with as little breaks as they take

00:13:27.280 doing what they do on that field is unimaginable to me i've never watched um what i call soccer

00:13:35.520 but others call football ever in my life really up until this year and it is one of the most

00:13:40.780 exciting spectacles i've ever seen i like when they score and the commentators go

00:13:47.280 just imagine i'm sorry

00:13:59.440 i've been having diarrhea all night

00:14:05.520 Can I ask you 0.99

00:14:11.140 Why do we have to come to this fucking podcast 0.99

00:14:12.980 I thought you guys were prepared 1.00

00:14:13.940 I've been shitting all night 0.97

00:14:15.320 I haven't had one lick of sleep 0.99

00:14:16.920 Why?

00:14:19.080 Because I've been literally

00:14:20.000 Like I can't explain to you

00:14:21.800 I

00:14:22.500 Dude

00:14:23.000 I have been cheating so much

00:14:25.260 I laughed at a joke with Bella

00:14:27.140 And I farted in my pants 0.97

00:14:28.600 And I shit my pants 1.00

00:14:29.600 Did you shit your pants though? 1.00

00:14:30.660 You guys I've been bullying George 1.00

00:14:32.040 I've been bullying him so hard

00:14:33.840 I thought this was so funny bro

00:14:35.280 in the group chat he's texting the impulsive group chat and he's like guys i was up all night 0.70

00:14:41.160 just shitting my pants like it was something in the lunch yesterday i i was up i was up all night 0.78

00:14:46.860 and i texted him i said more time to pray bro dude me and logan have this combative like 0.97

00:14:54.000 argument about jesus all the time and people always come up i'm encouraging you to pray 0.96

00:14:59.560 you have extra time you shit and might as well you are mean to me about my lord and savior and 0.99

00:15:04.220 let me tell you he's my lord and savior too well i know that but you don't recognize that and you're 0.99

00:15:09.660 mean to me about it but it's okay because we walk together hand in hand bro why are you guys laughing

00:15:15.020 right now you think you weren't laughing before when i talked to you about it and you weren't

00:15:17.840 laughing before when i told you hold on you think because me and him start actually going with it

00:15:21.500 and i realized i was like oh okay this is kind of cool i look at it differently now instead of like

00:15:25.620 i actually texted today about it instead of me just being like butthurt about it me i'm like

00:15:29.920 damn like this is a good way to talk to somebody who's like super intelligent needs to have like

00:15:34.580 facts and science so it's like it's a good practice round of like expressing my love but i'll have 0.99

00:15:39.120 everybody know i don't fucking bring this up mike back me on this does he not bring it up more than 0.68

00:15:43.780 i do i don't think you guys are doing a really good job of adding context to the to the scenario 0.94

00:15:49.100 or to be quite frank any of the scenarios that you've lined up today i think you're a melting 1.00

00:15:55.120 pot of stupidity and i think that you are a bowl of soup that has undercooked chicken in it and 1.00

00:16:00.860 that's the reason george can't stop shitting his pants i think you need it's not food poisoning by 1.00

00:16:04.160 the way i got checked there's a stomach bug going around whatever you say listen logan as george

00:16:09.380 just mentioned is only looks at things that are backed in fact in science and i i understand that

00:16:15.880 george looks at things that are backed or believes in things that are backed simply by faith and and

00:16:21.120 and you know age-old storytelling i mean yes and no i do there's a lot of scientifical fact that

00:16:27.620 backs the bible sure and so and so what they've gotten into here is a theological uh rumble

00:16:34.540 they're in a theological royal rumble you know what i'm saying they have been for like the past

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00:17:39.260 is that good yeah back to the show we did a photo shoot

00:17:43.560 logan googled jesus christ and started posing like him and i was like it's okay no no you

00:17:50.260 want to be like your hero no no no it was uh it was the the lost leonardo uh oh is that what it

00:17:56.980 was i just saw pictures of jesus and you're like of jesus he he did like a cool thing with his like

00:18:01.820 hand and i wanted to like recreate it for a photo because i'll be honest with you bro jesus christ 0.96

00:18:07.700 fucks oh god and people don't think that about him that guy is fucking dope well i told you so 0.98

00:18:14.520 here's the issue i told logan this we've been we've been going back and forth in this and a lot 1.00

00:18:18.800 of times logan i hate you so much i hate you so much go ahead a lot of times a lot of times logan

00:18:26.680 will look to me and like look at my opinion of a situation or i'll come in and chime in on a 0.91

00:18:32.540 situation i said to him on this one specifically you have to be very careful when you mock or not

00:18:40.260 mock even but when you play when you become playful with people's religions religion is a

00:18:45.840 very very intimate relationship that people have in their lives i likened it to basically coming in 0.77

00:18:51.480 uh and saying to someone yo i think your wife is ugly like if you walked into someone's home 1.00

00:18:58.220 man said yo i believe your wife is ugly that's hand throwing shit i know but is she ugly it 1.00

00:19:03.960 doesn't matter if i walked in and i said yo your girl's ugly you would punch me in the face but 1.00

00:19:08.440 she's not ugly that's fine but i'm saying would you say that look would you tell somebody that 0.99

00:19:12.920 his wife is ugly i wouldn't say that no i would not go okay okay but if she was ugly and he asked 0.93

00:19:18.020 you hey do you think my wife is no not even that but would you ever offer it like without being 0.97

00:19:23.720 query no no no okay so what i'm so what i'm saying is this people have a very intimate

00:19:29.200 relationship people feel that they've been saved that their lives have been saved by their gods

00:19:34.560 to call their higher power so you're you're even just questioning that especially in the way that

00:19:41.380 you do which is never very skillful or or or you know or or graceful in any way is is harmful and

00:19:49.400 is and is destructive i disagree i disagree i just i don't think that we have to condemn

00:19:54.080 homosexuality um i don't think that we have to condemn sex before marriage um or a slew so 0.51

00:20:01.680 don't so don't let me so don't don't condemn it i don't know if i can i just don't know if i can 0.53

00:20:05.920 get behind like that's silly to me that seems silly to me so i so i think it's i think it's

00:20:10.060 a silly practice to engage in and i think it's i think it deserves satire like come on yeah but 0.97

00:20:16.500 that's not subscribe to a doctrine that that slams homosexuality come on bro that's ridiculous i 0.99

00:20:21.720 mean again we've talked about this first of all every religion muslims jewish people christians 0.97

00:20:28.980 they all believe well georgie that's the other thing everyone no let him speak let him speak 0.98

00:20:33.360 every every every you all think you're right and you think that the muslims are going to hell and 0.96

00:20:37.180 they think that you're going to hell and the jews think i said that you can't hear words in my house 0.98

00:20:40.780 no in his house but you put words in his house you can't put words in my mouth i never said that 0.89

00:20:44.200 If you believe in Christianity

00:20:46.480 It's what you think

00:20:47.820 I don't think that is the case

00:20:49.820 I think this is the problem Logan

00:20:51.240 You assume so much

00:20:52.780 What happens to a Muslim when they die George

00:20:56.340 I don't know 0.94

00:20:56.840 God says no one knows who goes to heaven or hell

00:20:58.860 That's in the Bible

00:20:59.600 But they do go to heaven or hell 1.00

00:21:00.660 A Muslim can go to heaven 1.00

00:21:02.980 Can a Jewish person go to heaven 1.00

00:21:05.760 Again I don't know who goes to heaven or hell 0.99

00:21:08.220 I am not the guy who decides

00:21:10.600 Who's going to heaven or hell

00:21:11.420 Doesn't your scripture say something about

00:21:14.200 if you're not subscribed to Christianity,

00:21:18.800 you're basically just saying that you're going to be banished.

00:21:20.360 You can only go through the Father, through the Son.

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:23.420 So Christianity believed that through Jesus,

00:21:26.360 you could be saved.

00:21:27.920 But that doesn't mean I go and condemn.

00:21:29.600 Only through Jesus, not Allah.

00:21:30.100 But question,

00:21:31.000 what makes you think I'm going around condemning people?

00:21:33.300 That's what I want to know.

00:21:34.100 Because you always put that on me. 0.97

00:21:35.560 You always yell at me about gay people. 0.89

00:21:37.380 I never once talk about gay people. 1.00

00:21:38.880 Because you're subscribed to the doctrine 0.73

00:21:41.020 that perpetuates that information.

00:21:43.860 i'm subscribed to love my neighbor not everyone in your religion is yeah but yeah but singling

00:21:49.300 yeah but singling out hold on you're sitting in the same boat i'm really hateful let me help let

00:21:53.440 me help for a sec i hold on let me help for a sec okay singling out no let me jump in from my

00:21:58.560 point of view please okay singling out specific wrongs in a religion or single p singling out

00:22:05.520 certain people that subscribe to that religion is a is an exercise in futility i can say the same

00:22:10.680 for a ton of atheists that have

00:22:12.640 severe malpractice in

00:22:14.560 their way of thinking. So I think

00:22:16.640 that that's it. I believe that there

00:22:18.580 have been. But I think there have been

00:22:20.280 the atheists aren't guided by anything other than their 1.00

00:22:22.600 own personal beliefs, which, by the way, could be right or could be

00:22:24.540 wrong. And I'll say this again.

00:22:26.480 So at the end of the day, I don't know shit. 0.99

00:22:28.080 And I'm not saying one thing or another. 0.98

00:22:30.700 I just am definitely questioning

00:22:32.320 why we have to perpetuate 1.00

00:22:34.500 a belief that is fucking silly. 1.00

00:22:36.780 I agree. But you 1.00

00:22:38.100 bashing me in front of a group of people

00:22:40.620 for my beliefs is not right and you're an atheist and i'm looking at you no no no i'm not atheist

00:22:45.320 well regardless of where you're coming from what do you describe yourself i guess i'm gonna be

00:22:49.460 honest i'm gonna be agnostic i think i would be agnostic like i i do identify with a a higher

00:22:54.100 being a spiritual power what you would call god what any religion would call god the universe

00:22:59.800 per se but but i think the pillars of religion have a lot of really beautiful things to them

00:23:05.540 i just also think it can get dangerous for the wrong people so you're on like are you on like

00:23:10.400 a personal crusade to to fix something no no because my question to you is my question to you

00:23:15.700 is at the end of the day and i said this specifically that the the parable or the

00:23:21.400 adage that you should live your life by is live and let live yep what is it that is so bothersome

00:23:26.400 about george's belief that i would love to speak about this too by the way we all can can i speak

00:23:31.640 as well i know but i keep getting like cut off you're not because i'm i'm on your side i'm trying

00:23:35.500 to i get it but i feel like you're speaking for me and i don't agree with everything i'm asking

00:23:38.500 him a question i feel like that i'm asking i'm asking him a question i feel like that i know i

00:23:42.100 know but i'd love to talk because i'm can i finish my question have him answer it and then you could

00:23:46.260 go uninterrupted for 20 minutes okay okay what is it about that idea of live and let live that is

00:23:52.840 or not doing that that is so difficult to do like why can't george just believe in what he wants to

00:23:58.080 believe in someone else can believe in what they want to believe in and everyone can have their

00:24:00.800 own no they can and that's where i always end up like i'm not here to try to change anyone's mind

00:24:05.740 but I'm always here for the conversation because I find it fascinating. And, and, and maybe one day

00:24:10.540 I'll, you know, get the answers that I'm kind of just curious about, not seeking, but I'm just

00:24:16.360 curious. A hundred percent. It really does fascinate me. I know it does. I was angry with

00:24:21.300 you for a very long time because of this situation. And I'm not trying to like be a dramatic person

00:24:27.200 right now, but genuinely, like I know people that hate me, that treat me better about my faith than

00:24:33.940 you and you're my best friend. So like I get your wrestling with it and you like to tackle things

00:24:39.580 head on. And I've told you before, if you want to talk about it, let's talk about it peacefully,

00:24:43.400 or we don't even have to talk about it. But if you notice, I never ever question anybody's

00:24:48.720 beliefs or push them to believe in Jesus. I express my love. And if you express your higher

00:24:54.600 power, I'm all ears and I will listen to you for days and express because there's a lot of takeaway

00:24:59.660 way i could learn from it all i'm saying is i think you're so quick because you believe in

00:25:04.860 something so much that you're determined for me to see it from your point of view and that's how

00:25:09.060 wars are started what do you think i believe in george it sounds like you have a misconception

00:25:13.540 about what you think i believe buddy you cannot tell me about misconception and you keep misquoting 0.68

00:25:18.900 the bible and you keep putting me into a box that i'm not in you keep bringing up that i bash gay 0.61

00:25:23.960 people all the time when have i ever done that bro that is a staple of your religion and it's 0.78

00:25:28.760 not bashing gay people it's condemning them have you like for as george janko as your best as your

00:25:34.720 best friend have you ever seen me to any straight man or gay man or any type of person ever have

00:25:40.120 ever shown any hatred no but you're in the same boat with a large group of people that do i believe 0.96

00:25:44.900 i'm in the same boat with a lot of hypocrites and i do agree i think there's a lot of hypocrites

00:25:48.640 but you can't paint me out to be like somebody i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not

00:25:54.020 talking about you i'm talking about religion is what i'm talking about so i'm gonna ask you again

00:25:57.680 yeah what do you think i believe you i i i believe that you believe in a higher power

00:26:05.500 i believe that it's not a god i believe you think it's a force an energy and you're trying

00:26:10.840 to put together where our energy goes afterwards and you're still in the midst of putting that

00:26:14.640 together i listen to you i don't have i ever bashed that no never i never would and i also

00:26:21.220 i believe that your energy is the same of me but this is the way i want to i want all of us to like

00:26:27.240 be together like at the end of the day bro i can never prove to you that jesus christ exists i can

00:26:32.180 never do that you can never prove that your belief system exists but we could do is have like-minded

00:26:37.060 conversations and grow from it and i just i want there to be love in the conversation instead of 0.99

00:26:41.900 like because like if we pick on each other and other things it's totally fine like you you suck

00:26:46.500 at comedy i get that everybody knows that all that stuff but when it comes to religion you have to be

00:26:50.600 you have to tiptoe no i don't no i don't well i do with anybody and by the way you brought up like 0.97

00:26:55.580 Muslims and Jews. Dude, I sit at synagogues 1.00

00:26:57.820 and talk to rabbis all the time 0.98

00:26:59.700 and pick their brains. I sit with Muslim people.

00:27:01.700 They're the most peaceful people. We went to Saudi Arabia.

00:27:03.560 I want you to say it right now. Who's right?

00:27:05.220 Whose God is real? My God is real in my eyes.

00:27:07.740 Not Allah. I don't believe 0.94

00:27:09.600 that Allah is real in my eyes. A lot of Muslims would disagree

00:27:11.720 with you. But does that mean I have to disrespect their beliefs?

00:27:13.680 No, absolutely not. Does that mean we can't break

00:27:15.620 bread and hang out and discuss? No, no.

00:27:17.300 It doesn't mean that. So why does it have to be like, who's right?

00:27:19.460 I need to know right now. Why can't this just be

00:27:21.320 your life journey and just figure it out yourself?

00:27:22.960 Live and let live. You know what I mean?

00:27:24.700 And that's where I always land

00:27:27.340 You land on my face 0.95

00:27:29.060 With your kicks sometimes

00:27:30.160 With the mean words you say

00:27:31.860 I think you're so giant with your words

00:27:35.740 You really don't know what you step on

00:27:37.140 When you say things

00:27:37.780 And I don't mean that in a disrespectful way

00:27:40.800 I think that you have so much going on

00:27:43.500 In your life

00:27:44.100 And you're so power driven

00:27:46.120 That you will mow past your friends and family

00:27:48.180 Accidentally without knowing

00:27:49.540 If I say something I've said it intentionally

00:27:52.040 Unless I'm drunk

00:27:54.420 but but but can you can you can you say something i'm sure you sound pretty specific in your

00:28:01.380 recollection of your memory right now can you give an example one that really hurt me is you

00:28:05.520 told me i need a therapist because i believe in jesus that won't hurt me no i didn't i said you

00:28:09.820 need a therapist because jesus isn't quite doing it for you which is which is true no you didn't

00:28:14.080 i won't stand down no you didn't you said you think i said no not what i think i checked you

00:28:18.760 i said what did you just say to me and you said what did i say and you stumbled i don't know what

00:28:22.680 What would I say?

00:28:23.440 And then you fumbled.

00:28:24.220 I'm not backing down for this.

00:28:24.960 It is common knowledge that you don't interpret reality like reality happens.

00:28:30.560 And you heard that incredibly wrong.

00:28:32.940 You think I said you need a therapist because you believe in Jesus?

00:28:35.860 What do I need a therapist for then?

00:28:37.120 Jesus isn't doing it for you.

00:28:38.800 What do I need a therapist for?

00:28:40.440 I don't believe you're as emotionally mature as you could be.

00:28:43.460 Then what do I need Jesus for?

00:28:45.180 I mean, what do I need a therapist for?

00:28:46.820 To get you to level up.

00:28:48.420 In what?

00:28:49.460 Yourself.

00:28:50.160 In what category?

00:28:52.080 So when you think

00:28:53.020 Georgie's a therapist,

00:28:53.940 what category am I falling under?

00:28:55.180 Emotional intelligence.

00:28:56.420 Emotional, me.

00:28:57.560 Yes.

00:28:58.640 I'm not emotionally intelligent.

00:29:00.100 Could you pick a time and frame

00:29:02.200 any day of our life?

00:29:03.480 Here's one.

00:29:03.980 Three weeks ago

00:29:04.520 when you were sitting in that chair,

00:29:05.620 you stormed off this exact podcast

00:29:07.560 because you were upset

00:29:08.240 about something a comedian said.

00:29:09.660 No, I was upset that

00:29:10.580 I finally discussed...

00:29:11.840 Listen, I just answered your question.

00:29:12.860 I'm not looking for rationalization

00:29:13.820 about the thing.

00:29:14.380 I just answered your question.

00:29:15.140 Also, you said in the past

00:29:16.700 that you like it

00:29:17.920 when people storm off.

00:29:18.760 So I asked you,

00:29:19.300 if I get upset

00:29:19.940 and I want to storm off,

00:29:20.980 Is it cool when you said absolutely

00:29:22.340 Georgie you left bro

00:29:23.560 I'm gonna jump in on that one

00:29:25.340 I'm not sure that that's representative of emotional intelligence

00:29:27.900 What happens in content is content bro

00:29:30.940 It could be entertainment

00:29:31.840 There's a million things that could happen

00:29:33.300 I mean you can

00:29:36.140 I'm gonna jump in occasionally as a guide here

00:29:39.400 As a mediator

00:29:40.120 Also these type of conversations

00:29:42.420 Should be behind closed doors

00:29:43.960 I don't think

00:29:46.000 I think every single person

00:29:48.840 On this planet could really benefit from therapy

00:29:50.640 I do. I agree. And what did I say? I said, yeah, I'd love that. And I got, I think it'd be,

00:29:54.340 I think it'd be great for you. I really do. No, I agree. But I don't think saying even,

00:29:59.060 okay. Hypothetically say you truly did in your heart feel like I needed a therapist,

00:30:03.220 which I do. Okay. But that was the first time we ever brought it up.

00:30:08.380 Do you feel like bringing my higher power or something that I fall in love with

00:30:12.940 to use an example for failing me to use as leverage for me to get a therapist?

00:30:18.200 do you think that is something a loving human being would say to somebody i love you and i

00:30:23.600 don't think jesus is evolving you in a way that you could be that's fine to say that yes it comes

00:30:29.840 it's coming from a place of love i want you to be the best person that you could possibly be

00:30:33.420 if what i've examined and witnessed in your behavior i don't think the prayer is doing

00:30:38.700 enough i think actual conversation with a medical professional will help you learn and discover a

00:30:44.640 lot more about yourself that may open up a bit more wavelengths in your brain to become the

00:30:50.660 person that you want to become got you now here's my other question did anyone here in this room at

00:30:55.520 all realistically know i was going through something when mike i did when i the two years

00:31:02.700 that i had the hardest years of my life was this past two years did anybody here know this

00:31:05.960 if you didn't tell anyone how would we know that well one i call every one of you guys and check

00:31:12.120 in on you no one checked in on me mike you checked in on me the first time i called yes i'm going

00:31:18.060 through things and i will admit mike consistently checked in on me afterwards the only person that

00:31:23.040 was there wasn't family wasn't friends wasn't co-workers it was my jesus christ and he's the

00:31:27.560 one not even your girl bell bell didn't know i so georgie are you there's some people that can't

00:31:33.060 express you know like you're asking for a babysitter you're 29 no i'm not i'm just saying

00:31:36.920 you can't knock something that i've gone through and helped save i'm not knocking i'm not i'm not

00:31:40.980 knocking that but you don't know the steps that i took and there's a lot of people i i believe

00:31:46.460 that the bible would weigh more than a therapist and that's my belief i truly believe that because

00:31:52.680 i believe there's a lot more wisdom in the bible than a human being that's that's dealing with

00:31:56.760 their own drama could give me pointers on there do i feel like it's pointless to have a therapist

00:32:01.260 absolutely not that's why there's probably merit in that and i actually i think i agree with you

00:32:06.080 i do i do leaving the bible up for interpretation which it is

00:32:14.680 people are going to read it differently right yeah so so while it may be really beneficial for

00:32:22.720 you way more beneficial than a than a therapist it might not be for someone else that one-on-one

00:32:26.980 conversation with another human a practice that has been proven to to work not for everybody

00:32:31.960 not for everyone not for everyone same as same as faith doesn't work for everybody everybody's

00:32:35.460 going to find a practice that works I know and I know George and I and I know very well yeah and

00:32:40.700 I know you could benefit a lot from a therapist okay and noted I do feel like in no disrespect

00:32:50.480 to anybody I think when it comes to emotional intelligence I think I'm the smartest one here

00:32:54.320 when it comes to emotional intelligence I'm sorry and I will say this confidently in front of all

00:32:58.100 of you guys I'm happily willing to bow out I know when it comes to emotions I'm the first one to

00:33:04.000 notice things and handle things and i privately handle things i've had private conversations with

00:33:08.380 many people i will not mention emotional i've had private conversations with your family members i

00:33:11.640 will never mention emotional intelligence in what vertical though that's my question 0.96

00:33:14.800 wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no because what you said i'm sorry doesn't fucking matter 0.97

00:33:19.580 this isn't like a dick measuring emotional intelligence contest but you brought it up 0.94

00:33:22.600 what's the point of saying that the point is you brought it up that i that i needed it for that and

00:33:28.520 i feel like that is actually my strongest suit in life i'm not saying you're emotionally

00:33:32.880 unintelligent i'm saying i think you lack in that vertical from where you could be

00:33:37.700 okay make sense it does but also here's another thing bro like we've been going down this rabbit 0.64

00:33:46.520 hole together and i've thoroughly enjoyed it i really do because i do look at you like my brother

00:33:52.120 and we're gonna we're gonna bump heads you're gonna have your beliefs and i'm gonna have my

00:33:56.300 beliefs i just wrestle to make sure that there's love involved i have to bro because you gotta

00:34:01.620 understand like i watched it destroy families and it's not religion doesn't destroy families bro

00:34:07.080 it destroys countries it destroys the world that's part of his argument exactly so but i'm fighting

00:34:12.260 for everybody and so i really did get hurt when we're joking around you're like oh yeah you believe

00:34:17.520 in uh christians and and uh they they hate gays and that crushed me because there's a lot of people

00:34:23.360 that i love that are gay so when you put me in that box i'm like bro i am the farthest from i 0.97

00:34:28.620 putting you in any box you are putting yourself in that box no yes you are can i ask you something 0.99

00:34:33.480 can i ask you something okay there's a mass shooting a white guy does it do i look at you 0.99

00:34:37.560 and be like all white people are on the fence to go do a mass shooting no i don't put you in my 0.95

00:34:42.140 decision to be white so that argument's irrelevant i would have said it was i would have said atheist 0.84

00:34:47.220 it was your decision to be a christian well no because a lot of people that have different

00:34:50.960 school shooters but my point is i'm not running to label you bro i would rather want to sit and

00:34:56.520 understand you and learn from you than judge you and put you in a box there's also a lot of

00:35:00.760 denominations that have come around to the idea of homosexuality i think i think that that's the

00:35:06.100 that stating that christianity in general is a homosexuality hating religion is a is a is like

00:35:12.240 a blanket statement that does not cover the entirety of the truth well also it's not true

00:35:16.260 because if you do not love thy neighbor and that means gay or straight then you are not a child of

00:35:21.500 god that is literally quoted in the bible yeah but what about conversion therapy like what

00:35:25.160 is conversion therapy? It's something your church

00:35:27.380 does, George. Stop saying my church, bro.

00:35:29.520 I don't know what your... But it's something your church

00:35:31.380 does. But it's also something that... What are you talking about?

00:35:33.520 But it's also something that church... What's my church name?

00:35:35.720 I don't know. Exactly, bro. You do this a lot.

00:35:37.640 Is it a church that practices

00:35:39.100 Christianity? These are blanket statements. Is it a church that practices

00:35:41.520 Christianity? Yes or no? Yes, but the church

00:35:43.540 I did that... The Christian church runs conversion therapy. 1.00

00:35:45.720 So does atheists. 0.97

00:35:47.940 So do atheists. But also I think that's

00:35:49.980 an atheist church? No, it doesn't.

00:35:51.620 What are you talking about? Conversion therapy is not

00:35:53.600 a church sponsored exercise it's a scientific i would i don't have this stat but i would argue

00:36:00.600 that there is a probably a higher concentration of conversion therapy classes or courses whatever

00:36:05.400 the fuck they are in christian churches i would like to see the stats to back that actually that 0.98

00:36:09.740 i would i both of you guys are completely wrong there's religions that will put them to death 1.00

00:36:14.380 no no no because what i'm saying is i my my argument would be that the majority of conversion

00:36:19.300 therapy happens as a result of parental uh recommendations that are not bad that are not

00:36:23.400 necessarily backed in religion or anything besides the fact that the parents don't want their kids to

00:36:27.820 be uh transitioning into something that they believe they're not in a gender role also like

00:36:33.780 this is there's so many different factors and so many different situations here

00:36:39.880 the way the way things are delivered is a massive thing logan as you said earlier

00:36:47.760 notoriously and i and i've stated this to him he knows this has one of the worst deliveries

00:36:53.760 ever when it comes to criticism when it comes to talking about things he's a big swinging 0.93

00:36:59.860 egotistical cock in arguments and that's a fact do you want to know why that's a fact 0.98

00:37:04.540 you want to know why but let me not not you just you just you know you bash me you attack my 0.97

00:37:08.980 character no no no i said i have it i'm not saying you i'm not bashing anybody said it

00:37:13.900 What I'm saying is in arguments, you do, you say, you call it yourself. 0.99

00:37:18.040 You say, I like to pull out my swords and you fuck people up. 0.99

00:37:21.400 You slash, you dice, you skew cut. 1.00

00:37:23.840 Comes from good.

00:37:24.460 A lot of people comes from good.

00:37:25.280 Well, listen, it's not always, it's not always productive for a conversation that has such

00:37:31.880 intellectual variance and so many factors.

00:37:36.320 When you put someone against the fence, a lot of times it changes their, their confidence,

00:37:42.800 their understanding real conversation that drives productive conversation and productive debate

00:37:49.180 is is comfort is should be comfortable in nature that takes place in a respectful environment i

00:37:55.460 say makes you uncomfortable because of the substance of the sentence it's not that is

00:38:00.780 your not the substance what is it the delivery it doesn't matter it doesn't matter yeah they

00:38:05.660 treat others how you want to be treated if i'm in a debate setting how i want to be treated

00:38:09.480 is with trusion, rationality.

00:38:12.040 It's your delivery.

00:38:12.980 Your delivery is...

00:38:13.780 Let me speak.

00:38:14.420 Because I don't want

00:38:15.380 anybody to get upset here.

00:38:16.360 Well, I definitely agree with you.

00:38:18.460 We've talked about this.

00:38:19.140 And you are, right?

00:38:19.840 And my delivery

00:38:20.880 is something that...

00:38:22.200 You're very harsh.

00:38:22.920 Very harsh.

00:38:23.540 Yes.

00:38:24.660 Treat others how you want

00:38:25.420 to be treated, right?

00:38:26.680 Yeah, but nobody wants it.

00:38:27.880 I don't want to be babied, bro.

00:38:29.220 I don't want to be babied

00:38:30.080 at any of them. 0.98

00:38:30.460 I don't like it

00:38:31.900 because it turns out

00:38:32.640 it's not true.

00:38:33.340 Everyone wants to be coddled

00:38:34.600 into the truth.

00:38:35.640 Everyone wants to be handheld

00:38:36.660 and walked up the mountain

00:38:37.960 with a buddy 0.99

00:38:38.540 instead of climbing it themselves but what about what you want i don't fuck with that what about 0.91

00:38:41.740 what you want out of the conversation like and i've had this conversation i've had this talk 0.81

00:38:45.840 with you a million times what if the intent is for you to get a productive response from the

00:38:52.240 person across from you yeah so so when you say so when you say you want you don't want to be babied

00:38:57.300 what if you want them to produce the most meaningful and effective argument that they can

00:39:02.360 so that you can have the best and most productive conversation and if i tell you that your approach

00:39:08.000 and your delivery is hindering their ability to produce an effective argument would that change

00:39:12.880 your approach in a work environment absolutely and and i will coddle in a work environment if i

00:39:17.920 need if i need if i need something from kevin that is like a serious sticking point i will

00:39:25.340 gather myself before i have the conversation take a deep breath and try to convey the information

00:39:31.020 in a way that it's going to most suit kevin and that's even a new thing for you because that was

00:39:36.140 because of you no because of you because you in a work environment fine but if i'm talking about 0.98

00:39:39.420 religion with someone who i love sorry bro i love you so i'm gonna be harsh as fuck with you i ain't 0.98

00:39:45.960 holding back anything i'm bringing out my swords same with you and you know that oh i mean you are 1.00

00:39:50.160 fine i love i love you guys i love you guys so i'm gonna attack you to the fucking hardest 100 0.95

00:39:54.680 that's how that's just how i am in my life because i know that that that veil of love will never go 0.95

00:39:58.740 away i i have a i have a question i want to read this um because we're speaking about love and we

00:40:04.640 I did not know we were about to talk about this.

00:40:06.400 I swear on everything.

00:40:07.520 But this morning when we were going back and forth,

00:40:09.320 I want to read what we were talking about.

00:40:11.040 And I said, I said, I would do anything.

00:40:14.560 I'll dodge in the matrix and I go anything.

00:40:17.020 Basically, I said, I'll do anything for you to see God.

00:40:19.640 I would love that.

00:40:20.380 I would love for you to see God

00:40:21.920 when we're going back and forth on it.

00:40:23.600 And I basically talk about how I would get rid of everything

00:40:28.240 that I love for you to see God.

00:40:30.160 And you said, would you even get rid of Bell?

00:40:32.820 And I said on a serious note,

00:40:34.380 if God came to me and said

00:40:36.880 the only way that Logan would ever

00:40:38.860 see me is if you

00:40:40.740 suffer a life of loneliness

00:40:42.460 I said I would

00:40:44.760 take it and you said wow that is love

00:40:46.840 and it was the first time I screenshotted

00:40:48.820 that because it was the first time me and you

00:40:50.660 met common ground with love

00:40:52.020 what do you mean I love you George just because I don't believe in what you

00:40:54.680 believe in doesn't mean I don't love you 1.00

00:40:56.300 but you do like this shit 1.00

00:40:58.480 where if you don't agree with it like we'll be talking 1.00

00:41:00.680 about something over here and they'll be like nah because you 1.00

00:41:02.680 hate gays and I'm like what the fuck 1.00

00:41:04.040 bro i was like and and bro and i can't tell over text if you're being serious or you're 1.00

00:41:08.980 not being serious problem so like that's another big problem like like no is is our satire and our

00:41:14.160 conversation because because dude i'm gonna be honest with you so when you guys started getting

00:41:18.000 into it today in this little scrap in the group chat which by the way fired up quite a bit i think 0.94

00:41:22.200 you call them disgusting which so i so i hit up because i said he was shitting all night more time 0.93

00:41:27.540 to pray so i said i said guys i don't know if i can do the podcast i've been shitting so much 0.99

00:41:31.780 And he goes, extra time for you to pray

00:41:34.200 And I go

00:41:35.160 That's funny to me

00:41:37.500 That's funny

00:41:38.600 That's another major problem

00:41:40.280 Dude, I'm giggling in the car laughing at it

00:41:43.160 And George said, that's disgusting 0.95

00:41:45.980 And it is disgusting 0.80

00:41:46.940 All I said back was, ha ha

00:41:48.880 And what did I say when we texted by ourselves 1.00

00:41:51.380 You called me stupid as fuck 1.00

00:41:52.660 No, I didn't, I said that 1.00

00:41:54.220 I am disgusted of your 0.93

00:41:56.560 Lack of disrespect and intelligence 0.97

00:41:58.340 And then I said, intelligence, ha ha ha

00:42:00.400 You know why? Because I realized he comes after Jesus. I'm coming after his intelligence.

00:42:05.220 It's the two things that we love the most. You love your intelligence more than I love

00:42:09.380 my Jesus. No, but that's what makes me intelligent is I'm not falling for the myth.

00:42:13.260 It's not a myth. Listen, buddy, you know, it's a myth. You thinking you're smart. That's

00:42:18.040 a myth, but nobody believes that myth here. I don't think I'm smart, George. I think you're

00:42:23.920 an amazingly smart man. No, no, no, no. You know, I'm going to, I won't say amazing, but

00:42:29.640 I'm smart. I'm objectively smart.

00:42:32.040 You're a genius. No matter how you cut it.

00:42:34.100 So, I thought that's why that was

00:42:35.820 funny. Exactly. You said lack of disrespect.

00:42:38.120 Fine, you're right. I was being disrespectful.

00:42:39.960 No, not lack of disrespect. But intelligence?

00:42:42.260 Or lack of respect. I was being disrespectful.

00:42:44.080 But lack of intelligence, that deserves

00:42:45.860 a little ha ha ha. Come on, what are we talking about?

00:42:48.240 Could you shake my hand and move forward

00:42:49.840 with these conversations with love?

00:42:52.740 Well, can I

00:42:53.760 put a piece? But it is all love.

00:42:55.660 It is all love. Your interpretation

00:42:57.540 of my love is not how i'm dishing it out no it's you know and i will admit half of it is my fault 0.98

00:43:04.140 because i'm not like mike i can't just like stand up to be like yo shut the fuck up because i love 0.91

00:43:09.260 you so much that i'm scared if i get mad at you with this situation then you'll really hate god 0.99

00:43:13.760 and so i get really nervous so i talk out of love all the time until i want to fucking strangle you 0.98

00:43:18.140 and then make you meet guy you know i love god i love god hey hey hey that's the fastest way have 0.99

00:43:23.340 you thought about that yes many times if you kill him he'll meet him yeah yeah if i was ever going 0.98

00:43:28.500 to kill a human being now this is a joke but i feel like somebody's gonna take it for real like 0.92

00:43:32.180 no one's gonna no one's gonna take you for real hey hey by the way when you when i texted levin 0.98

00:43:38.800 so this is where things get fucked up jeff levin yeah jeff levin yeah so i sent him i text him i 0.91

00:43:45.040 said yo you oh he texted me he said yo it's george serious right now about what group chat when you 0.95

00:43:50.260 guys were like going at it calling each other and i said yeah bro and he said last week george said

00:43:57.380 to me jeff you're evil kanye was right about you and he said and he said no listen and he said

00:44:08.380 and this is a really interesting point bro no it's not we were all roasting each other and i said you

00:44:14.200 know what kanye west was right about you so so bro when i wrote when i wrote you it's just a rose

00:44:19.380 no no no no because then you guys need to know about time and place because if we're sitting

00:44:24.040 down having an actual honest like listen if somebody just came up to me and was like hey 0.98

00:44:28.140 uh my grandpa just died and you say hey go fuck your grandpa that's that timing and by the way 0.98

00:44:33.160 you'd be like no one would ever do that logan did that and by the way i had more deaths this year 1.00

00:44:38.800 than i've ever experienced in my life but i know that's how you deal with comedy you don't see me

00:44:43.000 being like trauma trauma trauma bro it's a joke i said a joke obviously i love jews my superhero

00:44:49.320 jesus christ is a jew if i could be a jew right now i would be a jew did anybody think that kanye

00:44:54.960 was gonna become a nazi i feel like that was such a that was a curveball that was because he was

00:44:58.720 like you know what i'm saying like bro he was so chill with like because he was on the other side 0.99

00:45:04.040 where he's like george bush does not love black people you know and like saying some shit on that 0.99

00:45:09.480 side and for him to just become 1.00

00:45:11.520 a Nazi, bro, or just be 0.86

00:45:13.420 chilling with Nazis. I didn't see it

00:45:15.460 coming. And the way that he said he loved Hitler

00:45:17.460 with that many O's of varying 0.85

00:45:19.560 capitalization. I know. He said

00:45:21.480 I love 0.96

00:45:23.060 Hitler. Oh no, 0.96

00:45:25.500 there's a lot of things that

00:45:27.500 I love. I knew

00:45:29.360 it wasn't going down the right path when he came out

00:45:31.360 with that album with

00:45:33.260 like Jesus. It was like Yeezy.

00:45:35.160 Oh no, careful. I ain't saying she a gold digger.

00:45:37.380 No, no, no.

00:45:37.920 And don't finish that line 0.99

00:45:41.120 Nah, I ain't saying she a gold digger

00:45:43.480 No, but 1.00

00:45:44.740 I'm just going to start saying a lot of words

00:45:46.960 I'm not supposed to say on the show

00:45:48.080 It was like a church thing

00:45:50.500 And it was like, yo, come with us

00:45:51.960 We're going to go to church

00:45:53.040 And I was so excited

00:45:54.140 So all my friends from Arizona came

00:45:55.800 And we went

00:45:56.420 And bro, it wasn't church

00:45:59.060 It was a concert

00:45:59.740 Everybody was getting super drunk out there

00:46:02.160 Look, Jesus

00:46:02.840 And they were drinking

00:46:03.560 See?

00:46:04.460 But I didn't judge them

00:46:05.680 I was just like, oh, this isn't for me

00:46:07.020 I mean, but bro, another issue I have is y'all can do whatever you want and then just ask

00:46:15.560 for forgiveness and you're chilling.

00:46:17.680 Yes.

00:46:18.200 Yes.

00:46:19.440 So what?

00:46:20.320 What?

00:46:20.820 You got a problem with that?

00:46:21.900 You got a problem with that?

00:46:23.100 No, actually, that's actually a myth.

00:46:25.440 That's not true.

00:46:26.640 Oh, what can't be forgiven?

00:46:29.000 Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is like me.

00:46:30.820 Oh my God.

00:46:31.460 The one thing you did.

00:46:32.700 So me saying that Jesus.

00:46:34.140 Oh my God.

00:46:35.900 No, because he says anything that is said to the Father will be forgiven.

00:46:39.180 Anything for the Holy Spirit would be not forgiven.

00:46:41.700 Which one is the Holy Spirit?

00:46:43.200 The Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.

00:46:44.500 So the Holy Spirit's in all of us. 0.99

00:46:45.680 So I can't say the Holy Spirit fucks? 0.98

00:46:47.700 I wouldn't. 0.99

00:46:48.820 I would tread lightly.

00:46:49.660 But also here's the thing, bro.

00:46:50.620 Like God's not sitting there wanting you to be judged. 0.98

00:46:53.020 He's not looking at you like, I can't wait till you mess up so I can burn you, bro.

00:46:57.060 Like the Bible isn't anything for you to worship him.

00:47:00.300 It's for you to live a peaceful, better life. 0.99

00:47:02.220 Is it arrogant to assume that God gives a fuck about me or you? 0.95

00:47:11.100 Well, I feel like everybody wants to be loved and to be loved by somebody who created the universe. 0.98

00:47:15.700 Do you think it's arrogant to think your dad loves you?

00:47:18.400 Well, his dad doesn't love him.

00:47:19.640 Oh, that's a good point.

00:47:20.420 I'm just kidding.

00:47:20.940 GP loves you so much, by the way.

00:47:22.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:22.940 So much.

00:47:23.580 You know what?

00:47:23.860 Me and him have the most beautiful conversations, which is so astonishing to me because we get deep, me and him.

00:47:29.140 Bro, we'll sit on the phone for an hour or two.

00:47:30.880 That's odd.

00:47:31.440 don't touch the pillow i was using that you know what i said to logan yesterday and the and my

00:47:36.340 final note on this whole religious take if george is wrong he goes to the same place as you but if

00:47:46.360 you're wrong i'm not he said that he said that i said just not i said but if you are on some strange

00:47:55.160 chance you are

00:47:57.140 going to have to wake up 0.99

00:47:58.240 first of all burning in hell 0.95

00:48:01.260 every day and I don't even know that you'll be 0.72

00:48:03.220 able to sleep because imagine think about

00:48:05.220 it for a second bro but what's burning

00:48:06.900 bro let me know but what's burning

00:48:08.920 everything everything

00:48:10.040 is it me no it wasn't my energy

00:48:12.780 I don't know what is it don't worry about that

00:48:15.080 but here's the part is it me at this age

00:48:16.940 here's the part is it me at the age I die

00:48:18.500 when a baby dies do they go to heaven or hell

00:48:21.200 it's innocent so

00:48:22.400 Again I'm going to say the same answer

00:48:24.380 No one knows who goes to heaven or hell but the father

00:48:26.820 If a baby murdered someone

00:48:29.180 Does the baby go to heaven or hell

00:48:30.540 Who did he murder

00:48:31.820 Again same answer

00:48:34.040 I don't know who goes to heaven or hell bro

00:48:36.060 And nobody does

00:48:37.120 Anybody who tells you they have the answers

00:48:39.100 To who goes to heaven and hell

00:48:40.860 Sway ain't got the answers I know that for sure

00:48:43.440 But he did

00:48:45.280 He actually admitted that 0.99

00:48:46.200 Sway did have the fucking answers 0.99

00:48:49.120 That's what was the fucked up thing about it 0.99

00:48:50.720 As much as this conversation is uncomfortable, 0.96

00:48:52.620 I'm very proud of us.

00:48:53.540 And I'll tell you why. 0.99

00:48:54.220 Because nobody else would have the balls 0.98

00:48:56.040 to have these type of conversations out there. 0.98

00:48:57.640 Are you uncomfortable?

00:48:58.840 No.

00:48:59.180 Actually, I thought I'd be a lot more uncomfortable.

00:49:01.300 But I'm not uncomfortable.

00:49:02.320 I'm not uncomfortable at all.

00:49:03.040 Do you guys want a kiss?

00:49:04.520 No, it's against my religion.

00:49:07.780 See, I brought it back.

00:49:09.460 Speaking of good Christians,

00:49:11.120 Danny Strobel is getting married.

00:49:13.280 My old assistant, Danny.

00:49:14.840 No way.

00:49:16.020 Congratulations, Danny.

00:49:17.340 It was so cute.

00:49:18.360 her husband

00:49:19.400 fiance now proposed to her on like a rock

00:49:22.360 in Colorado she's living her best life 0.99

00:49:24.340 dude she really found him and ditched 0.71

00:49:26.380 all of us that's how you know it's real life 1.00

00:49:28.520 as she fucking should same with Hayden 0.96

00:49:30.500 my old editor Hayden 0.98

00:49:32.240 Ashley

00:49:32.680 every time I see him I'm angry

00:49:36.380 we love

00:49:38.660 we love Hayden so much and he's doing

00:49:40.340 so well too we've had we've had a couple

00:49:42.320 we've had a couple really

00:49:44.040 really proud graduates

00:49:46.300 of team Maverick

00:49:47.800 that makes me happy our team's been strong for a long time and even the people that moved on it

00:49:51.680 wasn't like hatred it was like i got married and need kids oh my god are we at that age

00:49:56.000 well that's what i was that's what i was gonna say i feel like danny decided she 0.71

00:50:00.020 didn't want to be in this hustle and bustle world of podcasting and debauchery and dick sand yeah 0.99

00:50:06.640 she got married on top of a rock what is that yeah she got fucking married on a rock engaged 0.99

00:50:14.240 oh she got engaged up on top of a rock 1.00

00:50:16.620 which is crazy bro

00:50:18.900 you know what I'm saying 1.00

00:50:19.860 so now we're just here still talking about shit 1.00

00:50:22.760 and she's leading on 1.00

00:50:24.700 with a real life bro

00:50:25.920 do you guys ever think about that like

00:50:27.380 newsflash

00:50:28.880 I'm 37 I'm a vlogger

00:50:32.560 dog 0.60

00:50:33.060 that's crazy

00:50:36.320 bro

00:50:37.520 two weeks from the time this episode goes out

00:50:40.420 I'll be 38

00:50:42.360 and a vlogger 0.97

00:50:43.280 my god i'm fucking casey nice that and not as good that's great like bro someday i'm gonna wake 0.98

00:50:51.280 up now granted i'm gonna have several millions of dollars but i'm still gonna be a fucking 0.97

00:50:58.840 no disrespect a youtuber in my 40s bro and there's a chance that i have not gotten married 0.92

00:51:07.140 on a rock because all i think about is rocks crack rocks what i'm saying is this bro do you

00:51:19.040 guys okay because as we near the end of the year i thought we could have a discussion today about

00:51:25.020 where we see ourselves going in the new year in 2023 and i wanted to get your guys opinions on

00:51:32.120 that because i personally i think i may have to start thinking about you know life bro and like

00:51:39.000 real life and not just work you know you know better than anyone bro i'm a i'm a bit of a

00:51:43.360 problematic workaholic i and i know you know or you know that i don't um what's the word like

00:51:50.000 maximize my efficiency like i still do a lot of the work myself for various reasons but i feel

00:51:57.180 like i i've really ignored a lot of growth in my personal life you know in just so that i can

00:52:05.200 continue to build out a career so this prompt and what i'm going to say in response to the prompt

00:52:11.640 may help you a little bit in trying to pursue the thing that it sounds like you think you may

00:52:17.920 want to pursue in the upcoming years is it problematic to say it but that i don't know

00:52:22.080 anything about what i want no of course not okay of course not which is totally fine a lot of people

00:52:27.160 don't know what they're gonna do in their lives um and i've actually been thinking about this for

00:52:30.720 you as well um because as i found love recently as you know and you hear it in the mornings

00:52:37.820 sounds pretty good short but good 0.84

00:52:42.600 bro i fucking stole a bluetooth from mike oh my god i'm so happy i'm so happy you want to tell 0.92

00:52:52.900 the story i could cry tears of joy i was like i i go to him yesterday before the podcast i was like 0.97

00:52:58.000 so like i haven't seen my girl in like you know a couple days i put on some cologne before she

00:53:02.960 got back home i brushed my teeth took a blue chew like i'm showing up tonight wait have the

00:53:07.720 conversation with me and i go like this i go mike i went in your drawer i went in your drawer yesterday

00:53:12.740 and and i took one of your blue chews because he he loves preaching about these uh this this um

00:53:18.460 aid well let's call it aid performance no no that's aids this is bluetooth performance answer

00:53:24.480 you don't go to the gym without pre-workout do you by the way bluetooth pay it reach out to

00:53:28.100 we need to get paid for this episode because but this is dead serious uh and i go i tried

00:53:32.080 a bluetooth and bro i don't know i just feel like it doesn't work like it didn't work didn't work

00:53:36.580 for me bro really yeah this actually happened he's doing this i'm like what are you doing what

00:53:44.880 Tell me what you've discovered.

00:53:48.240 Did you take this blue chew from my top right drawer by any chance?

00:53:54.500 As a matter of fact, I did.

00:53:55.680 Yeah.

00:53:56.380 I opened the package and I took the blue chew.

00:53:58.260 I had some samples that were actually placebos for marketing purposes.

00:54:03.180 They sent me placebos with new packaging so that I could market them.

00:54:08.280 It didn't taste like anything.

00:54:09.480 All these wheels start turning in my head. 0.99

00:54:12.140 I'm like, holy shit. 1.00

00:54:12.700 It had no fucking flavor. 1.00

00:54:13.920 no wonder like i was just kind of like normal dick mode i walked into the bedroom dressed 1.00

00:54:19.920 as superman like baby it's time it just walked in on suggest did you talk your shit did you talk 0.99

00:54:28.960 it up because like you might give me a bluetooth oh my god dude i have a bluetooth story i took 0.99

00:54:33.600 once uh from what the fuck just cut out oh i uh i took a bluetooth from mike once and i didn't 0.81

00:54:38.820 know how to fucking use it so i like i popped it and bell's waiting downstairs and i'm literally 0.99

00:54:43.820 naked on my bed just staring at my dick waiting 1.00

00:54:45.820 for it to go up and I'm like why the fuck isn't this working 1.00

00:54:47.800 wait 30-40 minutes I'm like 0.99

00:54:49.860 dude what the fuck you give me a dud I call him 0.99

00:54:51.880 he doesn't answer I google it 1.00

00:54:53.980 nobody's giving me the answer I call my buddy Greg 0.99

00:54:55.880 I'm like Greg what the fuck bro like what do I do 0.98

00:54:57.760 should I just like you know do it normally is our anniversary 0.99

00:54:59.660 do something nice and oh by the way

00:55:01.640 I didn't preface I talked 0.99

00:55:03.540 my shit I said girl 1.00

00:55:05.860 tonight 1.00

00:55:06.800 bring a wheelchair 1.00

00:55:09.400 you're not gonna be able to 1.00

00:55:11.780 stand when I give you this horse dick 1.00

00:55:13.440 when i walked upstairs and just stared at a at an empty vessel and i'm like oh no but then i guess 0.99

00:55:19.960 i guess you have to get it started yeah i didn't know about this yeah for sure yeah no i don't know

00:55:24.520 it worked for me yeah so so so that happened anyways i've been i've been thinking about

00:55:30.940 your situation yeah and i told nina that i i truthfully don't believe you you'll ever get

00:55:37.660 married and you'll be lonely forever but then but then but then but that word no but then 0.96

00:55:42.080 i checked myself and i said you know what mike came from the fucking gutter like the actual 0.97

00:55:48.000 gutter like if we rewound time and flash back to 10 years ago the version of mike that you would 0.95

00:55:53.820 see it no let's say 15 years ago is drastically different from the version of a mike that exists

00:55:59.960 now like the people that saw him from his hometown the cops that arrested him could not believe that 0.97

00:56:04.220 this is what this is the product of the person that they were throwing in fucking jail doing 0.58

00:56:08.120 crack right so any transformation is really possible and what i what i think is going to 0.78

00:56:14.940 happen well most likely not because you're an incredibly evolutionary person and and you have

00:56:20.120 the ability to to to make leaps and bounds when it comes to personal growth so i actually take

00:56:26.600 that back and i think you i think you will find love eventually but the person in the version of

00:56:31.280 that's going to find love is going to be drastically different than this version sitting

00:56:34.340 here right now the issue with me dude is one of the one of the things as you guys know that i battle

00:56:39.660 with intensely is just my mind and it you talk about this all the time it's like one of the

00:56:44.800 scariest ideas in the world that like your battle is with yourself not with anyone else and i i have

00:56:52.100 such capability and i'm so aware of my capability i really believe that i can do anything i believe

00:56:59.000 that i have what it takes to just make people watch and entertain and interested in the things

00:57:05.500 that i do and say and i've had that echoed by you know theo von just came up to me and told me that 0.98

00:57:09.760 he's like you got the fucking sauce go on stage write a routine do something bro i am limited 0.97

00:57:14.780 severely in my professional life and my personal life by something called self-doubt and i'm i am 0.99

00:57:22.240 a massive massive self-doubter and i wake up and i struggle with this a lot dude i struggle with

00:57:26.940 this a lot, this, this dialogue that exists in my head that you can't do that. You can't do that.

00:57:34.360 You're, you can't do that. You know, your anxiety won't let you do that. Even if you got good

00:57:37.860 enough, your anxiety won't let you do that. You, you can't get close. You can't get close to a

00:57:41.840 girl, bro, because your, your intimacy issues won't let you do that. You're an addict. You are 1.00

00:57:45.820 an addict, bro. You have access to a plethora of women at all times. You will never settle down. 1.00

00:57:51.820 you are an addict in all ways all shapes all sizes and that's what my dialogue tells me

00:57:57.380 and until i start to work on how i talk to myself none of those things will be possible for me and

00:58:04.820 unfortunately going back to what i started this conversation with my inability to break away from 0.98

00:58:11.840 the grind is completely hindering my ability to fix my fucking mental health so and that sucks 0.99

00:58:18.740 and that's my fault and that's my problem and i dug myself even deeper in with that fucking house 0.99

00:58:24.500 to be honest with you and i'm not there's no problem obviously i'm good but it's like now 0.98

00:58:29.520 i feel like dude i can't stop working i gotta pay for this fucking house so let me tell you a little 0.84

00:58:33.700 bit of a breakthrough that i had maybe you can relate to this is this is what i kind of mentioned 0.95

00:58:37.020 at first when i took a step back from creating it was so transformative for me as a person 0.86

00:58:48.440 and what i was able to then do with that new version of myself that i fucking loved 0.97

00:58:53.540 was build some really fucking dope companies get a girlfriend find love both externally and 0.98

00:59:01.000 internally make new friends continue pursuits that i wanted to my whole life and that are now 0.98

00:59:08.560 flourishing greater than ever like you're having a conversation about building versus creating and 0.64

00:59:14.140 that that grind of creating will burn you the fuck out i told you we're on the way here but

00:59:20.720 there's something to be said about like internalizing your energy and building stuff behind

00:59:26.320 the scenes making your everyday life look really interesting and it has to be entertaining and

00:59:31.360 captivating every single week is hard bro that's not that's no one's life is that interesting like

00:59:37.400 for for that amount of time how many weeks you've been putting out almost three years that's insane

00:59:41.700 You know, that's insane. You know, we've had so many conversations on this show, endless conversations of like, you know, all these people, incredible people. And if you ask me the quote that or person or thing that was said that stuck with me more than anything else, it was by a person by the name of Nadeshot who came on our show.

01:00:03.340 and he described vividly in detail the chaos that was always being on the youtube clock 0.58

01:00:12.100 always you work your fucking ass off to put an episode together city after city brand deals 0.87

01:00:18.380 thumbnails editing subtitles captions tags actors people paying this person doing this 0.99

01:00:26.100 all these different things to push go live and immediately start thinking about what the next

01:00:31.800 video is that is hell that is hell on earth bro and i i honestly don't know and and once again

01:00:40.420 this is not complaining no i and none of us are getting it okay no no because this is a luxurious 0.97

01:00:45.240 situation and a bougie situation and i know there's a lot of people out there who fucking 0.84

01:00:49.500 struggle and they work their asses off but it is it it has really put me in a spot where i've not 0.76

01:00:57.080 been able to to do anything else and my fear is unfortunately because of how the world works

01:01:05.680 these days my fear is that if i take my foot off the gas pedal i will be forgotten and i and i and

01:01:14.900 that scares me and i'm not saying that that's even right or even what's gonna happen but it scares

01:01:19.900 me it's a fear that i have so i had the same fear but then i had this thing called impulsive

01:01:27.800 i've told you both this bro this this show is definitely one of one of the biggest blessings

01:01:34.980 in my life we do this show every week in all the midst of the chaos that happens in all of our

01:01:41.160 lives we fucking show up and we sit down and we have conversations for people to watch every single 0.96

01:01:47.000 week 0.99

01:01:47.820 that always on type

01:01:51.280 of content

01:01:51.920 will ensure especially because of how good you are

01:01:55.000 that you're not going to be forgotten

01:01:56.340 that's just false

01:01:59.040 that's not reality you're not going to be forgotten

01:02:01.060 and especially if it's affecting

01:02:03.080 your mental health

01:02:04.340 like slippery slope

01:02:07.320 dude you know and maybe that's

01:02:09.160 why you were in a bad place

01:02:10.540 I was and so I actually do have some advice

01:02:13.040 if you would love my opinion

01:02:14.860 i kind of i have the same mindset as logan but just a tiny bit different one you're going to

01:02:21.940 be forgotten regardless of how big you take it right so that gives me peace yeah regardless if

01:02:27.680 you're it's you or logan or michael jackson or elvis in a certain point you're going to be

01:02:32.780 forgotten yeah i love that so what i would like for you to do bro is because we all believe in

01:02:38.480 you we all seen you get out of way worse situations and that feeling of clicking the

01:02:42.960 button and then needing to do another one is a form of addiction. Now your addiction isn't hurting

01:02:48.520 you anymore. It's actually providing good for you. And that sometimes could be tricky as well

01:02:53.060 because it's a double-edged sword. My theory to you is you don't have to lose anything for you to

01:02:58.140 gain. If your house right now is overweighing you because it's a mansion, what I would do is maybe

01:03:03.340 this isn't the right time. Great decision. Lease it out for a year. Put some tenants in there to

01:03:08.320 cover the mortgage so that way you can move on comfortably living a life where you could create

01:03:12.980 comfortably and plan a five-year future and then when your two feet are strong on firm on the

01:03:19.520 ground then you just ask the attendants hey we're not going to renew going back to my kingdom but

01:03:24.480 your kingdom is never going to be taken away from you the only person that could take it away from

01:03:28.820 you is you and the traction that you're going you're going to burn yourself out or get in a

01:03:33.260 crash and so what i would say like a car crash like actually burn i want you to be super successful

01:03:41.160 and dude having a female not girls at the club that you want attention from i'm talking about a 1.00

01:03:48.260 good woman a good woman is a backbone to a man bro it could provide so much my life significantly 0.73

01:03:54.440 changed and i would have never made these two years that were hard for me if i didn't have bell

01:03:59.240 and i would sit down with you bro and we could we can meet great women in great areas well you know

01:04:04.600 you guys know by the way that like i don't you don't want a relationship no it's no no it's not

01:04:08.980 that i'm not i don't want to like make my lifestyle seem i i'll bash my lifestyle myself like i'm not

01:04:17.580 out here being like oh i like the things i'm doing i hope you guys know that like i'm envious of what

01:04:21.660 you guys have i just because of my scenario this is just what i've allowed myself by the way that i

01:04:29.960 i approach things in the way that i speak to myself internally and we should be your safety

01:04:35.280 now so that's what i'm saying like take those leaps so we could do it together as a group bro

01:04:39.820 like the what listen this is what i told my mom the other day i go i get really sad about this

01:04:43.760 generation because uh uh there's no um gathering there's no committee there's no like what is it

01:04:50.980 what's the word I had it in my head when I was talking to her,

01:04:53.040 but it's a community,

01:04:54.940 a real community,

01:04:56.700 bro.

01:04:56.800 With people in your face,

01:04:58.360 not behind keyboards.

01:04:59.820 And you have one right here,

01:05:01.100 bro.

01:05:01.220 We're blessed to see there's 15 people here.

01:05:03.080 So I knew you were dealing with this,

01:05:04.860 but we never really talked about it at this level.

01:05:07.320 And if these are,

01:05:08.260 dude,

01:05:08.480 it just takes one habit away.

01:05:10.620 Take one.

01:05:11.280 You don't have to change your whole life.

01:05:13.000 Take one habit away.

01:05:14.420 Say you want to keep going to the clubs because you're enjoying your life.

01:05:17.440 I don't really go as much as I,

01:05:18.700 I'm giving an example.

01:05:19.720 I'm just giving an example.

01:05:20.520 if that's the case then just make sure you're up by six so that way you could go to the gym 0.95

01:05:25.040 you could do some recovery you could like read a fucking tony robbins book or a bible or or the 0.96

01:05:31.480 quran or the old testament no i'm being serious this is why this is why i stand up for religion 1.00

01:05:37.540 bro because it is that one center in the universe where everybody could be like fuck bro my friends 0.98

01:05:43.480 have failed me my family has failed me and guess what i have failed myself but god will not fail 1.00

01:05:50.120 me and you dive into it unless you're gay unless you're gay can't do it if you're gay guys these 0.99

01:05:55.520 jokes are so bad no logan's not joke i'm not i'm very much joking no it's not true we're not going 0.99

01:06:02.200 back to that please please please by the way he just did it did you see that did you see i was

01:06:06.240 having a moment he's like no that was good you hate gays that was good small stop no i didn't say

01:06:11.060 that i by the way i never i caught you use the verbiage what you hate gays all right yes all

01:06:18.040 I never, ever said that.

01:06:20.200 The producer is saying, we're back to the other topic.

01:06:23.580 What you're preaching right now, Jordan, is incredible.

01:06:27.200 For anyone in the audience, because this is what I do.

01:06:30.620 And another reason I don't work on myself is because a lot of times I want to provide value to other people.

01:06:35.260 Yeah.

01:06:35.580 And that's kind of like one of my shields.

01:06:37.700 So I will do that right now.

01:06:39.260 What you're saying right now is the greatest word of advice you can give to the audience right now.

01:06:43.700 Small change.

01:06:45.820 David even preaches it. 0.97

01:06:47.380 The German. 0.98

01:06:48.040 If I am 1% better tomorrow than I was today, that's all I need to fucking do. Get better every day, just a little bit better in your habits, in the boundaries you set for yourself, in the things that you do to make your life more fulfilling. And I have done that. I've made some good strides, dude. 0.95

01:07:06.620 i i i definitely am not what i once was and i and i and i could see myself um getting there and so

01:07:13.180 um that's that's my hope for 2023 is that i can press the brake a little bit and maybe start to

01:07:19.160 work on some things that can provide like a little bit more of a fulfilling long-term solution for

01:07:24.760 me it's just it's just hard baby i'm just kidding just imagine i have been trying to just uh have a

01:07:31.400 baby. Well, you already had

01:07:33.400 one. You just, you know. No, he

01:07:35.400 ended up being black. 1.00

01:07:37.040 So it's not mine. 0.90

01:07:39.080 It's actually not mine. I think he's technically light

01:07:41.420 skinned. Yeah, he's light skinned. Is it true that

01:07:43.240 Steve Nash went through that? Like he

01:07:45.320 didn't know his wife cheated on him until labor?

01:07:47.700 Is this a true thing? I heard that,

01:07:49.420 but I don't know the real story. I also heard that.

01:07:51.380 I heard the baby came out black

01:07:53.380 and he's a white guy and his wife's white.

01:07:55.600 Bro, I don't know what I'll do. I think it was with a teammate.

01:07:57.820 I think it was with a teammate. It was. Yes, yes, yes.

01:07:59.420 now i'm remembering this it was bro what would you do i'm sorry to put us in this scenario and

01:08:03.740 switch the topic up but we definitely are talking off camera to to make sure i don't want to like

01:08:09.640 just brush past this conversation that you were bringing up no we're gonna brush past it i assure

01:08:13.660 you we'll never talk about my situation again because i i will that's the thing about me i

01:08:19.360 don't really like to talk about myself and to be honest i'd rather talk about the hypothetical with

01:08:23.660 the baby we'll talk about this afterwards and then also so just now you're in the hospital right

01:08:28.560 me you're like oh yes right now listen hold on you're holding your wife's hands you're kissing

01:08:33.240 her sweaty forehead and you're like baby breathe and she's like you're like push and it's like

01:08:38.940 wah but this wah is different it sounds athletic and you're like whoa what's going on here 0.75

01:08:43.920 wah and then it comes out and it's a black baby yeah but this is the woman you love you have a 0.78

01:08:51.180 ring on it yeah and you never knew that this was even imaginable what what what's the what's the

01:08:55.740 first thing going through you guys' head? I'd call my

01:08:57.780 family and be like, yo, do we have

01:08:59.680 any black descendants? 0.73

01:09:02.000 100%.

01:09:02.360 I'm partially black. In my head, I go,

01:09:06.080 that's crazy that that happened. 0.97

01:09:08.940 I gotta be black.

01:09:10.000 Am I black? Yeah, that's what I would

01:09:11.720 ask. That's the first question I would ask.

01:09:13.740 I'd be like, yeah.

01:09:15.660 Yeah, that makes sense. Dude, I don't know what I would

01:09:17.760 do. I would think I would just die

01:09:19.720 inside, bro. Is it because

01:09:21.160 she cheated on you? 0.68

01:09:23.880 But you're kind of ethnic. 0.96

01:09:25.740 Yeah bro I ain't black 0.99

01:09:27.100 You might be

01:09:27.880 You know what I mean

01:09:28.360 Like I think I'm ethnic 0.93

01:09:29.760 But like I'm not black

01:09:31.540 You know what I mean

01:09:31.920 I hear what you're saying

01:09:32.820 But you do have a tint

01:09:34.280 But I got some swagger to me

01:09:35.920 You know

01:09:36.100 I don't know what that has to do with anything

01:09:38.260 Yeah what's after anything

01:09:39.260 I think

01:09:40.320 Wait can you be racist

01:09:42.000 If you

01:09:42.680 If you associate

01:09:43.920 Good qualities with a race 0.99

01:09:45.940 Oh my god

01:09:47.060 Bro everybody's racist

01:09:48.300 If that's the case

01:09:49.200 No no no no no

01:09:49.360 Hold on 0.97

01:09:49.680 Every black person I know 1.00

01:09:51.240 Is nice as fuck 0.99

01:09:52.300 Every black person I know 1.00

01:09:53.480 Has hella swag 1.00

01:09:54.440 No they're the dopest 1.00

01:09:55.220 fucking people culture I've ever met in my life 1.00

01:09:57.380 they make great food 1.00

01:09:58.180 yeah like if you say that

01:10:00.040 I think that's racist

01:10:00.960 I think it's racist

01:10:02.700 but dude there's some like

01:10:05.420 that's an interesting question bro

01:10:07.080 because actually dude

01:10:08.640 it could be conceived as

01:10:11.380 or sorry perceived as

01:10:13.140 sorry

01:10:14.040 perceived as

01:10:16.140 if you said that black people are really good

01:10:19.060 basketball players and rappers

01:10:20.440 like that's like a whole thing

01:10:22.700 it's a huge thing yeah

01:10:23.480 you know what I'm saying

01:10:24.100 that's not what I said

01:10:24.960 No, I know you didn't say that, but what I'm saying is that's like kind of a compliment that they make the best athletes and rappers, but also it becomes problematic.

01:10:35.000 Is this racist?

01:10:36.260 If I'm sitting in a desk taking a test and there's a white kid to the left of me and an Asian kid to the right of me and I choose to cheat off the Asian kid as racist. 0.58

01:10:46.980 Who's smarter? 0.84

01:10:48.080 The Asian kid. 1.00

01:10:49.100 Do you know that for sure? 1.00

01:10:51.340 If I had to bet my bottom dollar.

01:10:53.460 see if you're taking a guess 0.87

01:10:55.140 you're racist 0.59

01:10:56.080 but efficiently racist 0.98

01:10:58.940 though because maybe it ends up paying off

01:11:01.540 for you through the score

01:11:02.320 it doesn't matter how efficient you are if you're racist

01:11:03.860 you just can't be racist

01:11:06.240 you have to be anti-racist

01:11:08.320 what if you're

01:11:09.240 okay so if I see that

01:11:13.420 if I see George cheating 0.98

01:11:15.460 purposely off the Asian who I know he

01:11:17.500 doesn't know I should stand up in class 1.00

01:11:19.680 and scold him

01:11:20.520 100% 1.00

01:11:21.240 100 yo you fucking and then i would be like why is the white guy yelling at me yeah see now 1.00

01:11:29.640 racism and then the asian person gets mad at you for yelling at me you shut up the asian person 1.00

01:11:39.260 hasn't even looked up from his paper he's still doing let me say he's still going to town say 0.86

01:11:42.760 something we're joking right now and this is all in jest oh yeah and i have this feeling of optimism

01:11:50.860 and confidence that hopefully humanity can get to a spot where we do all really love each other

01:11:56.240 and can can can make jokes and have fun and see past our differences and see what makes us

01:12:04.380 special as a collective eventually and i really think that gen z the generation below us the young

01:12:10.800 the youngsters are going to help us get there wiz said yesterday on the podcast how how emotionally

01:12:17.900 intuitive it seems like

01:12:19.860 Gen Z is 0.76

01:12:20.580 I think

01:12:22.740 it's going to be really good for humanity

01:12:25.160 I think they're going to be like a really revolutionary

01:12:26.960 They were fed up

01:12:28.760 generation 0.97

01:12:30.600 What's the next one again after them? 0.96

01:12:32.720 I don't know, what's after Gen Z? 0.97

01:12:34.880 Alpha? 1.00

01:12:36.660 Those ones are dope

01:12:38.260 No, no, no, we're done

01:12:39.820 That's when the world's over

01:12:42.140 What's the 0.74

01:12:43.140 timeline for Alpha generation? 0.80

01:12:47.900 Yeah 0.84

01:12:49.360 2015

01:12:53.800 And the one underneath that

01:12:55.740 Are those the top G's

01:12:57.020 Yo are you serious Alpha 0.99

01:12:58.980 Hold on a second tell me the next generation

01:13:01.060 After them is not the betas 1.00

01:13:02.480 That sucks bro 0.99

01:13:04.480 They're actually omegas 0.97

01:13:05.960 They're just fish oils all of them

01:13:07.660 That's whack bro

01:13:09.080 We gotta talk about liverking

01:13:10.080 We have to huh

01:13:11.040 So do you know that our podcast

01:13:13.280 Was the first public forum

01:13:15.820 where he was asked about doing steroids

01:13:18.040 and that was the first time he lied.

01:13:20.520 Who asked him?

01:13:22.260 Andrew Schultz and crew on Flagrant.

01:13:23.920 No, no, no.

01:13:24.300 Who asked him on our podcast? 0.99

01:13:25.520 I don't fucking know. 0.98

01:13:26.020 Somebody just threw it out. 0.99

01:13:26.920 But he denied.

01:13:28.700 But he denied it hard, bro.

01:13:30.320 And continued to do so every podcast

01:13:33.660 and interview that he did.

01:13:35.600 He would deny having used steroids.

01:13:37.500 And we all knew that he was lying.

01:13:40.840 And then he got exposed 1.00

01:13:42.240 for being on a fuckload of shit. 1.00

01:13:45.100 like a lot of shit like like 1.00

01:13:47.020 twelve thousand dollars worth it 0.99

01:13:48.960 so

01:13:49.340 so much stuff that he my man could

01:13:53.040 probably eat a cheeseburger

01:13:54.940 for every meal every single day not work

01:13:57.060 out and still look like he does

01:13:58.340 so

01:14:00.900 here's the thing because the

01:14:02.840 message that liverking is

01:14:04.940 preaching is actually a great one is it

01:14:07.000 though yes it is is it though

01:14:08.340 is it though

01:14:09.920 I think he's I think his nine ancestral

01:14:13.120 tenants and and oh that part not the eating of the raw meat bro you could do the same thing while 1.00

01:14:17.520 eating a burger well done you know what i mean yeah you could be a man and cook your shit i'm 0.99

01:14:21.780 talking i'm talking about i'm talking i'm more talking about his um his his like self-doubt 1.00

01:14:25.100 conversation yeah but he's selling a product that's my only issue so that's that's my fucking 0.88

01:14:29.280 issue bingo and it's everyone's issue and that and that's why it's bad because liver didn't get 1.00

01:14:33.080 you to where you are injecting your asshole did yeah your asshole and also i you know what it 1.00

01:14:38.060 pissed me off bro like and again i'm not trying to sit here and bash but like have you fuck this 1.00

01:14:43.040 just hard because i don't want to never mind i don't want to say this i don't want to be that 0.99

01:14:45.840 guy you guys take it you want to know the hardest part about the hardest uh i'm gonna go people 0.80

01:14:49.780 it to swallow for me well besides the testicles that he made to see the hardest part to swallow

01:14:54.340 for me was um he may be the nicest person i've ever met in my entire life yeah potentially yeah

01:15:04.980 like like you you don't you wouldn't think this when you just see him but my first if you asked

01:15:09.780 me yo how would you describe liverking in person behind the scenes off the show he is a sweet sweet

01:15:15.480 man but so smelly like he smells he's so he smells so i don't know if i've ever met someone who

01:15:21.360 smells worse never i've never i don't think i think what he secretes is probably the equivalent 0.99

01:15:27.040 or akin to mustard gas i feel like you could bottle what comes out of his armpits and kill 0.97

01:15:30.900 nazis so this is what's making the rounds now because they're saying now that besides the 0.98

01:15:36.180 steroid thing it's just like

01:15:37.320 words getting out that he 0.99

01:15:39.800 kind of fucking smelly and it's because 0.99

01:15:41.960 he doesn't wear body 0.99

01:15:43.140 deodorant what

01:15:45.920 body deodorant he doesn't wear deodorant

01:15:48.200 not his body he doesn't 0.98

01:15:50.160 wipe his butt when he pooped no that part's 0.99

01:15:52.220 not true yes it is that part's not true 0.99

01:15:53.920 I seen it nobody's not wiping 0.98

01:15:55.680 he doesn't wipe his butt because 0.98

01:15:57.220 you saw what he intakes so much 0.99

01:16:00.140 fiber that his poop basically just like 0.99

01:16:01.960 falls out of his butt it liquefies 0.99

01:16:03.800 no I think it's solid I think it's 1.00

01:16:06.180 a solid stool so solid that it leaves no trace he has wipeless shit yes that's a that's a super 0.96

01:16:14.820 human skill do you know what how excited i get that's pretty awesome do you know how excited i 0.97

01:16:19.440 get about a one wipe you know i told you did i yeah you did you did bro when i go to a to me

01:16:24.620 the idea of heaven is a one white public restroom use if i go to a public restroom uh like or a 0.98

01:16:30.780 porta potty and i get a one wiper you know when you look and you're like holy shit there's nothing 0.98

01:16:34.280 it's a miracle wow and you walk 0.97

01:16:36.380 out and play the lottery the most confident

01:16:38.180 I've ever been when I throw some of that 0.99

01:16:40.220 hand shit on but bro 0.99

01:16:42.020 so he doesn't shit when he 1.00

01:16:44.100 when he or he doesn't wipe when he shits is that a true statement 1.00

01:16:46.320 you guys fucking yeah yeah yeah true why doesn't he 0.99

01:16:48.240 do that well you can't go to the 0.99

01:16:50.320 bathroom but then

01:16:51.980 but then he smells 1.00

01:16:54.000 he smells like I would say

01:16:55.600 smells like decaying flesh like he

01:16:58.160 smells like if you were to 0.88

01:16:59.460 if you were to die in Coney

01:17:02.000 Island in the middle of like August

01:17:04.260 and your body wasn't discovered for like 13 to 17 days and it was under like a pier so it was

01:17:12.080 moisturized as well as it rotted that would be the smell that is secreted from his armpits like

01:17:17.660 it's basically like um the opposite of the cinnamon toast crunch milk it's the it's the

01:17:24.900 it's hellfire his arms shoot hellfire is how i would describe yeah but and it's a shame because

01:17:31.380 He's so nice.

01:17:32.300 The sweetest person I've ever met in my life. 0.94

01:17:33.100 He's really fucking awesome. 0.91

01:17:34.600 I just wish he hadn't lied. 0.97

01:17:36.160 And.

01:17:43.480 It makes me a little uncomfortable.

01:17:45.400 Maybe to say this next part and we may cut it, but.

01:17:51.220 I'm so curious what's going on with his family.

01:17:53.780 That's why I didn't say it.

01:17:54.760 That's exactly what I was going to say.

01:17:56.120 You're talking about his son, right?

01:17:57.220 And his wife.

01:17:58.520 Well, when he eats the food in the videos, it looks like they're not having fun.

01:18:01.140 It just, something doesn't look right.

01:18:03.180 It looks for something.

01:18:04.080 You think they're actors?

01:18:05.440 I don't know what it is, but, but, but, truthfully, the fact that he lied about the steroids makes

01:18:12.260 me think how far he's in.

01:18:13.440 Oh, come on.

01:18:13.620 I swear to God.

01:18:14.040 Bro, I sent him videos months ago about it.

01:18:15.880 No, this is where I'll stand up. 1.00

01:18:16.760 You are not going to fucking Alex Jones Sandy Hook my fucking guy, bro. 0.99

01:18:21.320 You're not going to say his life is a falsehood. 0.99

01:18:24.980 What are you talking about?

01:18:25.740 You can't just de-exist his life like that.

01:18:28.700 That's what I'm saying.

01:18:29.640 Who said his family was paid actors 0.99

01:18:31.780 No what the fuck 0.99

01:18:33.360 No I did not 1.00

01:18:35.340 They're just not having it

01:18:37.480 I don't know 0.81

01:18:38.360 Watch his wife closely

01:18:43.720 In the videos

01:18:44.500 Does she look okay

01:18:45.860 Oh you think they're hostages

01:18:48.520 In a weird way kind of

01:18:51.020 And even the son

01:18:53.660 The son has his own Instagram 0.97

01:18:54.820 And he's like liver boy here

01:18:56.560 And he eats a liver 1.00

01:18:57.140 You can tell this kid's fucking dying 0.99

01:18:58.640 and having a having a dad you guys laugh but having a dad who's really intense for a father 0.99

01:19:05.460 oh you go through that i knew what it was like to be a kind of scared kid trying to find his

01:19:11.520 own in this world and sort of following the the path of my dad because it's all i knew and

01:19:16.740 discovering at age 17 that i might be a little different and have like more idealistic goals

01:19:21.660 maybe he had for himself when he was a kid and liverking is way more intense than greg paul if

01:19:28.420 he in real life is anything like

01:19:30.860 he's on camera. It's probably more, bro.

01:19:32.780 That's what I'm saying. Close doors, bro.

01:19:34.220 I don't know if those kids are having

01:19:36.760 probably the easiest childhood. I don't know what it's like

01:19:38.740 inside that house. And I'm really curious

01:19:40.700 about it. And I'd like to see a Netflix documentary

01:19:42.660 on it. But I've seen the opposite.

01:19:44.940 The other side of Liver King, bro.

01:19:46.880 And he's... Mike, you've seen

01:19:48.720 him. You crossed paths with him twice.

01:19:50.620 Once on a podcast and once in Vegas. 0.98

01:19:52.580 We were fucking hammered at 2 a.m. 0.98

01:19:55.180 And guess what? 1.00

01:19:56.420 He fucking smelled! 1.00

01:19:57.620 He was so smelly 1.00

01:19:59.480 Anyways Liver King 1.00

01:20:00.600 I don't know about you

01:20:03.580 I do

01:20:05.140 I'm here to defend you

01:20:06.980 Cause I asked you on my podcast 1.00

01:20:09.900 If you did steroids and you lied to my fucking face 0.99

01:20:12.500 I don't know about you 1.00

01:20:14.960 Are you just angry

01:20:15.740 Is that why you're calling his kids actors

01:20:18.420 And hostages

01:20:19.320 I'm not calling them actors

01:20:21.940 I'm calling them hostages

01:20:23.400 No no

01:20:25.420 it's something that we've always shared videos

01:20:27.780 be like does he look like he's happy me and George go

01:20:29.720 back and forth this is what we get along here

01:20:31.520 if we're ever going to get cancelled now

01:20:33.740 is the time now everybody gather together

01:20:35.720 I'm going to be honest with you can I

01:20:37.100 sternly say something to you too

01:20:39.300 and I mean this

01:20:40.800 stop talking about cancellation 1.00

01:20:43.380 it's him it's fucking him 1.00

01:20:44.600 you're an agent of the matrix 1.00

01:20:47.300 you're an agent of the matrix and Tate was right

01:20:49.420 Andrew Tate sent me

01:20:51.020 I'm actually just an undercover spy

01:20:53.080 I'm actually not even a Syrian I'm Persian 0.67

01:20:55.080 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 0.96

01:21:02.340 That's what Lever King's armpits do when I see them.

01:21:04.540 Can we please invite Andrew Tate on and have him talk to you?

01:21:06.920 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:21:07.600 I've changed my mind about Andrew Tate.

01:21:10.660 We flip.

01:21:11.060 And I'll tell you why.

01:21:11.760 No, not the same way.

01:21:12.520 I'll tell you why.

01:21:14.900 Because we realize something. 1.00

01:21:15.580 This guy can fucking dance his ass off. 1.00

01:21:18.220 Oh, yeah? 1.00

01:21:18.820 Oh, this fucking video. 1.00

01:21:20.920 Bro, he's been fucking crushing it. 1.00

01:21:22.860 He's a good dancer. 0.98

01:21:24.040 It's actually is him.

01:21:25.080 No, no, no, no. He taught me how to do that dance.

01:21:26.520 Look, look, look. Dude, he's been fucking crushing it. 0.99

01:21:28.700 Look at this. That is not him, bro. 0.99

01:21:31.420 He's destroying it.

01:21:32.900 And he makes videos like these all the time

01:21:35.020 in between the Top G stuff.

01:21:36.780 But like, look, even in

01:21:38.840 boxing, in the gym.

01:21:41.040 No, no, no. People underestimate

01:21:42.740 really how capable

01:21:44.560 Andrew Tate is. My man can

01:21:46.640 shake that ass. 1.00

01:21:48.600 My man can shake that ass, and no one's even 1.00

01:21:50.680 saying anything about it. This one, 1.00

01:21:52.540 Andrew Tate, after finding out his IG got

01:21:54.680 deleted no worries he's dancing in his room are you gonna put these on screen or just gonna look 0.99

01:21:59.320 at the phone i like can i ask you something you guys genuinely hate him no no what the fuck no 1.00

01:22:05.980 oh because i i fuck with a lot of the shit he says not obviously do you're a racist 1.00

01:22:10.160 homophobic christian obviously you do no shut up shut up stop and you hate women you think women 1.00

01:22:18.600 are inferior to men yeah of course 100 that's not even a joke my girlfriend right now is in 0.99

01:22:24.520 the kitchen just waiting around she's not she doesn't have anything to do is she a sim she's

01:22:28.960 no she's a woman in the kitchen we just talked about this no too far i took it too far bro he's

01:22:34.360 a troll bro no i think there's sometimes that he trolls but sometimes he does say good things we 0.99

01:22:39.600 agree with that i changed my i already told aiden ross i've always been on that top shit aiden ross 0.97

01:22:45.740 is in dubai right now with tate uh they've been hanging out i don't know in in all reality all 0.89

01:22:52.700 he does the whole time

01:22:53.620 is make fun of Aiden

01:22:54.360 I don't know why Aiden

01:22:54.960 sits there and just

01:22:55.660 and just

01:22:56.080 I think 1.00

01:22:56.580 I think they're fucking 1.00

01:22:57.760 I think they're fucking 1.00

01:22:58.880 but no let me say this bro 1.00

01:23:00.200 I told Aiden

01:23:01.800 before he went out there

01:23:02.500 I said yo

01:23:02.960 you tell Tate 1.00

01:23:04.020 that I wanna fuck you 1.00

01:23:05.300 no you tell that 1.00

01:23:06.360 fucking Tate bro 1.00

01:23:07.720 you tell him 1.00

01:23:09.120 I

01:23:09.640 I think that the

01:23:13.220 I think our approach

01:23:14.280 was a little

01:23:14.760 I think we

01:23:15.440 our approach was a little bit

01:23:16.580 too harsh bro 1.00

01:23:18.660 shut the fuck up 1.00

01:23:19.380 I'm not backing down for shit 1.00

01:23:20.400 that guy's a pussy 1.00

01:23:21.120 that guy's a fucking 1.00

01:23:22.020 You guys are both wrong 1.00

01:23:22.960 That guy's such a bitch 1.00

01:23:24.060 And he's just like 1.00

01:23:24.780 I'm on the Tate Tate

01:23:25.720 I'm on the Tate Tate

01:23:26.800 And I go

01:23:27.140 Again

01:23:27.960 Give me some more nourishment 1.00

01:23:28.860 You hate women 1.00

01:23:30.160 You hate gays 1.00

01:23:31.040 And you're racist 1.00

01:23:31.820 Of course you like Andrew Tate 1.00

01:23:33.100 You fucking scumbag 1.00

01:23:34.200 I'm in between 1.00

01:23:34.860 Andrew if you're watching this

01:23:36.320 Invite me on

01:23:36.880 I'd like to have a conversation

01:23:37.960 With you one on one

01:23:38.760 I would love to actually

01:23:40.300 Like ask him legitimate questions 1.00

01:23:41.720 He's such a bitch bro 1.00

01:23:42.800 Because you're a matrix worker 1.00

01:23:43.360 No no no no

01:23:43.880 I am a matrix worker

01:23:44.800 I'm trying to get everybody

01:23:45.620 Out of the matrix

01:23:46.280 I'm an undercover spy

01:23:47.600 Notice how much more tame he is

01:23:49.700 ever since he got let back on social media.

01:23:52.820 He's back on social media? 1.00

01:23:53.500 He's a fucking hypocrite. 1.00

01:23:54.780 Well, he wasn't really let back. 1.00

01:23:56.320 I mean, he's back on Twitter.

01:23:57.480 He's back on social media.

01:23:59.080 And you will not, I promise,

01:24:00.980 you will not hear him saying 0.99

01:24:02.200 any of the outlandish shit 0.99

01:24:03.620 that he was saying in the past. 1.00

01:24:04.880 The shit that got him banned. 1.00

01:24:05.820 Why? 1.00

01:24:06.400 Because he's scared.

01:24:07.660 He's scared and doesn't want to be re-banned.

01:24:10.880 Like, who was?

01:24:11.920 Who was?

01:24:12.320 Kanye.

01:24:12.860 I gotta step in.

01:24:14.360 I don't think he was ever kicked off, bro.

01:24:15.840 I never seen more of him

01:24:17.220 than when he got kicked off.

01:24:18.280 No, but those are the other pages. 0.99

01:24:18.920 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:24:19.540 No, but I'm saying he has his own little 1.00

01:24:23.020 It looks like he's in a dungeon

01:24:24.380 I don't know where he's at, but he's smoking cigars with his brother

01:24:27.060 But dude, it's always on my feed

01:24:28.460 Listen, if anybody got cancelled

01:24:30.900 Like that, then cancelling is not even 0.95

01:24:32.880 A fucking thing anymore 0.96

01:24:33.660 The economics 0.99

01:24:36.880 Of being deplatformed are actually

01:24:38.880 Incredibly favorable to the person who got deplatformed

01:24:41.140 We know that

01:24:41.920 I see what you're saying and you're right

01:24:43.900 But he made it back

01:24:44.760 He did it in a really interesting time

01:24:48.300 where Elon took over and was like,

01:24:50.720 oh, we didn't agree with what you've done in the past.

01:24:54.420 Well, that's fine.

01:24:55.300 You're allowed back.

01:24:56.900 So in a way...

01:24:58.880 It was like he got a free life.

01:25:00.620 Like in a century.

01:25:00.980 Essentially, he got a plus one.

01:25:03.960 Kanye did too, but then he died again.

01:25:07.020 It's Kanye.

01:25:08.920 And then he was like, bro,

01:25:10.240 and this time, what Kanye did, honestly,

01:25:13.020 it was like if Elon was Mario

01:25:14.960 and he was like, good news, Luigi, 1.00

01:25:17.140 you have a free life and luigi came back and was like i'm back fuck you mario you're a bitch 1.00

01:25:22.660 fuck you i'm gonna post a picture you getting sprayed with a fucking hose on a boat look at 1.00

01:25:27.020 all fat and stupid and eli was like i heard mario was like okay luigi go back to the nether realms 1.00

01:25:33.500 with the nazis like it just kicked him off again bro but the reason i say the tate shit 1.00

01:25:39.020 is because maybe it's because of what you're saying now he is like he hasn't been like oh 1.00

01:25:45.660 it's funny how that works no but maybe you're right i don't know hypocrite pussy ass bitch 1.00

01:25:49.820 all right well don't talk to me like that because guess what bro guess what i thought you're saying 1.00

01:25:54.560 that to me no guess what what i beat that ass 1.00

01:26:00.100 oh my god 0.99

01:26:03.700 oh we're too deep no on this podcast i gotta go home no no i got more stuff i got more stuff

01:26:11.320 i do too i do too but um but um no no no

01:26:13.540 you know if I know

01:26:17.780 you know if I know I'm a 1.00

01:26:19.660 what the fuck happened to you bro 1.00

01:26:21.780 did you just malfunction you sim 1.00

01:26:23.900 you know if I know I'm gonna be fucking 1.00

01:26:29.260 oh what the fuck 0.99

01:26:31.040 I have an answer 0.99

01:26:31.820 no one asked the question

01:26:39.220 no one asked the question

01:26:40.240 what do you have an answer for

01:26:41.100 sorry I was 0.99

01:26:43.180 yes no i didn't stop bleeding myself in you know that if i know i'm gonna be fucking what did you 0.91

01:26:49.300 think i said you know how you just said it's not like i think you just even repeated it i can tell 0.98

01:26:56.280 you what i said was you know it what when if i know i'm gonna be fucking and i was gonna continue 0.90

01:27:05.780 with what i'll do that day but what what question am i asking like do you know how i know i'm gonna 0.94

01:27:11.800 be fucking yeah oh sorry that's not what i said but go ahead answer the question if you can find 0.83

01:27:15.980 a girl sub 50 000 on instagram with the with the um uh i like better when i just held on to it no 0.99

01:27:23.480 like you know uh micro influencers and micro penises so when you know what i do when i know 0.98

01:27:29.640 i'm gonna be fucking that night i do arms at the gym like biceps and triceps somebody calling you 0.99

01:27:36.980 that's a siren George 0.99

01:27:38.680 hello 0.99

01:27:41.380 hey man are you fucking okay 0.99

01:27:43.880 over there what the fuck is going on 0.99

01:27:46.260 George 1.00

01:27:47.960 is that you

01:27:49.560 what was the point

01:27:52.060 and how did you malfunction

01:27:53.440 you just try to start that 0.99

01:27:55.600 what the fuck are you going on about 1.00

01:27:57.900 that if you work out arms you're gonna fuck 1.00

01:27:59.880 no so if I know I'm gonna fuck later 1.00

01:28:01.980 that night I'll do arms 1.00

01:28:04.220 at the gym hey buddy so does every 1.00

01:28:05.920 fucking guy in the world. George, can you just 0.99

01:28:07.980 don't die in this hill. Just let them in and talk.

01:28:10.240 Okay, I'm sorry.

01:28:12.340 That's something.

01:28:15.400 What I was

01:28:16.040 saying was because

01:28:18.340 I think

01:28:19.840 that you should

01:28:21.960 really

01:28:23.800 be dominant in the bedroom.

01:28:28.600 Logan, I would like an apology.

01:28:30.680 I would like an apology.

01:28:31.660 No, I had a right to explain.

01:28:33.420 Because when we were driving over here, you said

01:28:35.540 that we should have some sex talk stuff and so i was preparing this idea right where bro sometimes

01:28:42.380 i'll get really lazy in the bedroom because of my old age right i'll just be like hey yeah you 1.00

01:28:47.860 want to get on top and she's like but i always get on top you're so stupid and lazy like a big 0.98

01:28:51.980 potato so what i'll do to reinforce the idea that i do still have a pulse is i will flex my arm 0.99

01:29:02.260 muscles bro oh like this oh and i want to advise the men watching this that if you just flex 0.99

01:29:10.860 occasionally while you're fucking it can just add a little bit of dominatory spirit to your fucking 0.99

01:29:18.800 this is doesn't sound crazy right i know you do this i know you do this bro because you're you're 0.99

01:29:24.800 like one of those type of people that would do something like this but like are you talking

01:29:28.820 about like this? Nah, not

01:29:30.380 not necessarily.

01:29:33.100 No, because

01:29:34.720 okay. Yeah, you want to go

01:29:36.740 rate a burger after this, babe? 0.97

01:29:38.700 No, because you burger she wrote. 1.00

01:29:40.780 9.2.

01:29:44.100 It's a

01:29:44.700 9.6.

01:29:46.540 9.6 I said. 1.00

01:29:48.860 Fuck yeah. Check out these pythons. 0.99

01:29:50.960 Did you fucking turn on? 1.00

01:29:53.180 I was like. 1.00

01:29:54.580 Let's do cocaine.

01:29:55.460 Me and you.

01:30:00.440 Because I think I pulled you

01:30:01.960 right through my veins.

01:30:04.060 No, because I think there's...

01:30:04.980 We'll go to Hi-Ho after.

01:30:09.200 Me and you, babe.

01:30:11.320 Is he Hulk Hogan?

01:30:12.280 What's going on?

01:30:14.140 No, because I think there's a lot...

01:30:15.020 I gotta go home.

01:30:15.700 I gotta go home.

01:30:16.020 No, because I think there's a lot to be said

01:30:17.240 about the positioning of...

01:30:19.060 I gotta go home.

01:30:20.120 Yeah.

01:30:21.740 I like this podcast.

01:30:22.980 Should we all shake hands?

01:30:23.780 I felt like this podcast

01:30:24.560 kind of did one of these i gotta go home i came four times already today all right that's it no

01:30:29.600 on this podcast he came four times we're not done yet yeah i don't think we're done no shot i'm

01:30:36.980 warming up let me tell you something i think dogs are the greatest thing that have ever been invented

01:30:41.780 if someone asked you your favorite animal and you don't say dogs you're not actually right

01:30:47.360 then then you might as well be a christian at that point because you're you hate games like

01:30:52.920 you hate dogs it's pretty obvious 0.79

01:30:55.300 you know when you played superlatives

01:30:57.720 with like a girl you meet him for the first time

01:30:59.600 you're like what's your favorite animal

01:31:01.000 she's like oh I look like a

01:31:02.920 pony yeah no a pony's fine

01:31:05.460 but it's not more fine than a dog

01:31:07.340 dogs are

01:31:08.620 the best animal on this planet

01:31:11.720 hands down

01:31:12.860 here's where my

01:31:13.880 mental and emotional 0.95

01:31:17.380 execution shooting squad 0.98

01:31:19.660 comes out when they start raving

01:31:21.600 about their love for cats

01:31:22.800 oh interesting i love my cats oh congrats bro it is a wrap it is a wrap you want to come home 1.00

01:31:31.600 to a cold stupid animal that doesn't give a fuck about your existence but that's the beauty in 1.00

01:31:39.400 now fuck that you come home that cat sticks its tail in the air and exposes that dirty brown 1.00

01:31:45.640 butthole that is dried 1.00

01:31:47.800 up and disgusting. I 0.98

01:31:49.500 fucking hate cats, bro. 1.00

01:31:51.520 I'll still pet them. 1.00

01:31:53.440 If you have

01:31:55.060 a good cat and they exist,

01:31:57.980 you have a good cat. Yeah, Leo, right?

01:31:59.920 Leonardo DiCatrio is his name.

01:32:01.680 Can I have one? Please. I like your cat. I do.

01:32:04.020 But, but, but, okay.

01:32:05.500 I notoriously tweeted this and

01:32:07.420 it did real well.

01:32:10.000 You can

01:32:10.960 love dogs.

01:32:14.600 That's okay.

01:32:15.640 You can love cats.

01:32:17.240 That's okay.

01:32:18.920 You can hate cats

01:32:20.980 and that's okay.

01:32:22.740 But if you meet someone

01:32:24.480 that hates dogs,

01:32:26.300 you run 1.00

01:32:28.300 for your fucking life. 1.00

01:32:31.020 There is no red flag deeper than that. 1.00

01:32:33.180 I don't like dogs.

01:32:34.540 No, I don't like you. 0.66

01:32:36.020 I do not like you, bro.

01:32:37.440 I think 0.98

01:32:38.460 humans don't even deserve dogs.

01:32:41.700 No way.

01:32:42.840 Dude, Tommy's the greatest thing that's ever happened.

01:32:45.460 love that dog do dogs go to their version of heaven if they don't i'm gonna be very upset

01:32:50.240 and what does god say about it there's a god there's a movie what does god say about animals

01:32:54.360 in heaven and hell or do they don't get that treatment no he does talk like hold on no no no

01:33:00.020 there is something he's like we have we have domain over them and we should be treating them

01:33:05.380 with like love like everything he wants you to do is treat out of love so i think you'd be very

01:33:09.180 disappointed and how our farms are treating our animals and how like the animals are hung upside

01:33:14.260 down and all that stuff. Jesus would not

01:33:16.360 be a fucking vegan. Wait, so the dog 1.00

01:33:18.260 does go to heaven? I think.

01:33:20.240 I don't know, bro. What does your Bible

01:33:22.220 say? It doesn't say anything about...

01:33:23.940 I'll do it again.

01:33:26.000 No one knows who is

01:33:28.080 going to heaven but the Father.

01:33:31.580 What does the Father say

01:33:32.280 about dogs?

01:33:35.020 That's a good boy.

01:33:36.740 Oh, yeah.

01:33:37.940 I can see that.

01:33:38.660 John 3.17.

01:33:40.400 I can see that.

01:33:41.060 Some people use the existence of dogs

01:33:46.860 To explain the existence of God

01:33:48.420 What did he say

01:33:50.780 What did that man over there say

01:33:52.120 Dog is God

01:33:52.940 It's even the same word with the same letters 1.00

01:33:55.280 Oh it's backwards bro

01:33:57.120 Is there a chance that when you go to heaven 0.77

01:34:00.120 Oh my god 0.75

01:34:01.400 Here he goes again burning in hell 0.99

01:34:02.880 And don't forget about those pineapples they stick in your bowl 0.97

01:34:05.460 You'll see Kong the Savage

01:34:07.300 I pray I do

01:34:10.120 So that way I could just be like

01:34:11.580 I'm so sorry about your owner

01:34:13.540 Who's a good boy?

01:34:17.680 Not your owner

01:34:18.620 Would it shock you?

01:34:21.860 If you went to heaven? 0.53

01:34:22.760 And God is a dog

01:34:24.140 And he says this to you

01:34:26.220 With the same letters

01:34:27.960 Our names, God, dog 0.88

01:34:29.860 You're just dyslexic, George 0.99

01:34:31.500 But you are

01:34:35.040 You are, it would make sense

01:34:37.040 God is not a dog

01:34:38.420 out. This rationale actually

01:34:40.420 checks out. Well, technically, we're made in his

01:34:42.340 image, so no. Made in

01:34:44.420 his image. What if we're the dogs

01:34:46.460 and the dogs are made in his image and we're

01:34:48.520 the pets?

01:34:50.060 Alright, here's an image. 1.00

01:34:52.300 I'll give you a fucking image. 0.98

01:34:57.440 I'm going to Twitter 0.99

01:34:58.340 for some questions, by the way.

01:35:00.780 Where's my image? Get off of my...

01:35:02.240 That's my comment. You have it.

01:35:04.260 Give me it.

01:35:04.980 give me it i made i made christmas cards this year with my girlfriend look

01:35:09.540 me nina our two dogs quinn and daisy and dudley the triceratops

01:35:17.700 we put santa claus hats on dudley's horns and we sent these christmas cards out

01:35:24.000 to some people i gave george this christmas card yesterday when we were shooting podcasts here at

01:35:30.360 this house and i walked in today and it was sitting in the same spot that it was yesterday

01:35:36.800 i don't actually like chilies

01:35:44.120 not sure that how that's relevant because you're trying to paint me as a mean friend

01:35:52.240 but the only reason i said i like chilies is because it's 0.2 miles away from your house and

01:35:57.800 I wanted you to show up

01:35:58.580 to my birthday

01:35:59.040 and you still did it

01:35:59.620 oh he will never

01:36:00.620 let that go 1.00

01:36:01.280 so fuck your card 1.00

01:36:02.300 and fuck your girlfriend 1.00

01:36:03.140 that can't shit 1.00

01:36:03.740 in front of you 1.00

01:36:04.360 I think now

01:36:06.020 you've insulted me

01:36:06.740 I honestly told you

01:36:10.020 I did forget

01:36:10.480 and I had it in my hand

01:36:11.500 when you walked in

01:36:12.120 does our friendship

01:36:13.880 mean anything to you

01:36:14.860 give it back to me

01:36:16.340 it's going in my fridge

01:36:17.120 really

01:36:18.880 you know it's

01:36:19.600 there's only one picture

01:36:20.880 on my fridge

01:36:21.540 only one

01:36:22.020 and it's Jed

01:36:22.960 and his family

01:36:23.700 and I'm gonna put that

01:36:24.820 right next to it

01:36:25.620 so yeah Jed

01:36:26.300 Jed the guy

01:36:27.340 who reviews every single one

01:36:29.280 of these podcast episodes

01:36:30.740 also sends Christmas cards.

01:36:33.780 I have it in my kitchen right now.

01:36:34.820 He's a stud, by the way. Jed,

01:36:37.180 you got some competition, man.

01:36:39.280 No, you don't. This is going to go up on the fridge.

01:36:41.260 I honestly do appreciate this. Your family is

01:36:43.220 subpar compared to the Walls family, bro.

01:36:45.300 I have Jed's card on my

01:36:47.240 counter

01:36:49.580 every year. Right now,

01:36:51.160 if you go in my house,

01:36:52.280 there's just a random family.

01:36:55.200 Not even pictures of my own family

01:36:57.340 There was a random Wallace family 0.99

01:36:59.840 Hanging above my

01:37:02.000 Countertop

01:37:04.260 In my kitchen

01:37:04.880 That's it

01:37:06.120 That's the only picture people are

01:37:07.840 And speaking of pictures of people

01:37:09.940 Patty the Batty 0.99

01:37:12.240 Shit all over Prime 1.00

01:37:13.320 I couldn't believe it 1.00

01:37:14.680 He took a screaming

01:37:17.280 No they weren't

01:37:18.420 Let me preface this

01:37:19.540 He had a little thing going with Jake 0.99

01:37:22.300 And a lot of people got shit going with Jake 0.97

01:37:25.200 And I've had interactions with Paddy the Batty, 0.99

01:37:27.500 passing by, conversations.

01:37:29.100 We've talked multiple times,

01:37:30.200 both online and in person,

01:37:31.620 about all kinds of things.

01:37:33.480 I thought we had a rapport.

01:37:34.900 I thought that Paddy the Batty would come on the Impulsive Show.

01:37:37.300 Let me tell you something.

01:37:37.940 And we were going to have a good podcast.

01:37:40.520 We root for Paddy.

01:37:41.680 He's a fellow Barstool ambassador.

01:37:43.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:44.100 We thought we had a good thing with the Pimblet. 0.99

01:37:48.600 Just a fellow scouser. 0.99

01:37:50.020 And then I see this fucking video of him holding up 0.99

01:37:55.000 some drink and I'm not gonna get into 0.99

01:37:57.080 the quality of the drinks cause as everyone knows 0.97

01:37:58.880 I ain't got no fucking equity 0.99

01:38:00.460 and I'm done talking about this fucking 0.99

01:38:02.760 well I'm fucking not 0.98

01:38:03.900 let me tell you why that video was 0.97

01:38:06.160 an L on multiple

01:38:08.960 accords on who's a part 0.99

01:38:10.400 it's a pretty fucking 0.98

01:38:13.140 embarrassing video okay talk to me 0.98

01:38:14.680 you are now associated with a 1.00

01:38:16.860 cheap shit 1.00

01:38:18.920 copycat beverage brand 1.00

01:38:20.700 it looks almost identical

01:38:22.840 that was crazy

01:38:23.880 the formula that they even use to create the drink which is um less calories less sugar

01:38:30.680 is is i think the sticking point so he he made a comparison video here's another l

01:38:35.820 that is identical to the comparison videos that i made and he lied in the video he poured out sugar

01:38:45.060 at one part to show prime's two grams of sugar and he poured a fuckload of it 0.99

01:38:49.820 i could technically sue the fuck out of you for that misinformation and that's a fact you fucking 0.99

01:38:56.540 lied the brand is shit it makes patty look like a cheap sellout he promoted prime in the video 0.99

01:39:07.220 right the comparison is is like no one's no no one's gonna go buy that fucking drake they're 0.99

01:39:11.880 just gonna make him go by prime i even commented i said thanks for the promo 0.95

01:39:15.020 and i like patty how could you not i think he's really entertaining and i'm excited for his fight

01:39:21.040 tonight actually i'm excited to see what happens in his fight tonight oh where are you guys watching

01:39:24.220 that by the way we have our holiday dinner tonight at buka and pulse of holiday dinner

01:39:28.260 how funny is that yeah guys the conversation about the pda and tonight i'm gonna have to 0.98

01:39:33.920 watch him fuck at the italian restaurant dude you know you know none of these guys are actually 0.97

01:39:38.060 about it though jake offered patty a million dollars to come spar him that's it 0.98

01:39:43.320 turns out surprise surprise he's not actually about it can i say can i say where where i

01:39:49.940 can i say where patty might have been right oh conflict steal like an artist you see a great

01:39:57.700 product true totally recreated totally totally repackaged the same thing totally win number one

01:40:02.320 uh what was the second l you said oh oh you put out that comparison video yeah that comparison

01:40:10.760 video crush i can't believe it ross steal like an artist recreate it it was great i agree uh

01:40:17.120 and to be completely honest with you uh i'm currently looking for a hydration partner uh

01:40:22.820 so patty uh if you'd like to reach out to me via dm i'm looking for a hydration partner no no no no

01:40:31.280 no no that's not patty's decision no you can talk to the higher ups patty was paid by a brand to

01:40:38.200 promote a product yeah but i'm saying i'm building a brand with my partners thank you why'd you point

01:40:43.860 at george ksi but he's not here you point at george well because i don't ask for a percentage

01:40:48.620 every time my friend's product no no no no no it's like this is it's like one of those it's a

01:40:54.040 it's a creator product it's a product i love it's become a part of my content and now you just 1.00

01:40:59.020 pooping now you just look like a fucking shitter and he doesn't like people that shit bro 1.00

01:41:05.640 no I don't think that's true 1.00

01:41:08.060 I just think this bro

01:41:10.180 I think

01:41:10.920 he's going to lose tonight

01:41:14.240 because of all that action

01:41:15.300 I think today he's going to lose 0.73

01:41:16.480 that would suck 0.78

01:41:17.440 because then Logan could say that his loss

01:41:20.440 was fueled by King or whatever it is 1.00

01:41:22.240 I'm never going to say the fuck 0.99

01:41:24.280 it's not King by the way 0.99

01:41:25.300 that one's a direct

01:41:26.880 that's the funny

01:41:28.840 you love that one

01:41:30.740 there's another hydration brand

01:41:34.240 called King

01:41:35.820 and again the branding looks

01:41:38.220 eerily similar to Prime

01:41:40.440 it's not eerily similar

01:41:41.200 it's Prime it just says King

01:41:43.960 so our lawyer

01:41:46.640 who is the best in the world

01:41:48.560 sent them a very strong

01:41:50.140 cease and desist letter

01:41:51.780 that product no longer exists 0.99

01:42:04.240 don't fuck with me 1.00

01:42:12.140 whoa 1.00

01:42:14.200 I have to go home

01:42:24.860 I gotta leave

01:42:26.740 because I want to know something

01:42:28.640 this show is not over

01:42:29.480 I really have a question

01:42:31.780 i really have a question i really have a genuine question why is everyone posting those cartoon

01:42:38.060 ai renders of themselves because they're actually showing their real identity because everybody else

01:42:43.480 besides us apparently are drones mike i'll ask you so so i'll give you a couple answers one you

01:42:52.560 know what i'm talking about you know what i'm talking about everyone watches your dad did it 0.73

01:42:55.200 today my my fucking dad his looked cool i like how gp's always like a week or two behind the trend 0.97

01:43:00.660 but he still does 0.99

01:43:01.520 did you like how he blamed

01:43:02.520 his girlfriend

01:43:03.220 my girlfriend 0.73

01:43:04.420 my girlfriend

01:43:05.520 I'm playing it

01:43:06.920 I'm playing it

01:43:07.420 no because I want to give

01:43:08.120 context to this 0.99

01:43:08.860 ask me a fucking question 0.99

01:43:09.780 everyone is posting 1.00

01:43:11.080 these

01:43:11.920 look

01:43:12.700 that's right folks

01:43:15.160 I jumped on board

01:43:16.480 tell me what you think

01:43:17.800 look at him

01:43:19.680 so this is AI renders

01:43:21.500 of my dad

01:43:22.380 look at him

01:43:22.800 look at him 1.00

01:43:23.100 like a liver king ass 1.00

01:43:24.240 motherfucker 1.00

01:43:24.800 look like a Vin Diesel ass 1.00

01:43:26.580 so everyone's been 0.99

01:43:28.020 posting these

01:43:28.720 those are sick 0.97

01:43:29.480 your dad looks sick 0.90

01:43:30.400 So that's why.

01:43:31.980 It's Vin Diesel if he ate his family.

01:43:33.780 It's because I think this AI render is like the coolest version of people. 0.99

01:43:41.060 Even if you're beat as shit like Greg. 0.92

01:43:44.100 But in these, he looks kind of cool. 0.99

01:43:46.280 Totally.

01:43:46.620 And so does everyone else.

01:43:47.600 Oh, yeah.

01:43:47.920 You're totally right, dude.

01:43:49.900 No shot.

01:43:53.620 I've never been happier than I've seen this AI render of myself.

01:44:00.400 because wow it gave me a newfound respect for my appearance spot on man no you used the wrong

01:44:07.500 program you used the wrong did you use the free version what happened

01:44:11.980 logan look at this one it confirmed my thought that i'm getting i'm gathering myself a lazy eye 0.94

01:44:18.240 look at my guess i mean also these teeth it made me a fucking astronaut with a lazy eye 0.97

01:44:25.800 that is so so so what i'll say to you is yes people thinking they're beautiful but people 0.98

01:44:31.120 i think people are becoming more and more obsessed with this futuristic robotic kind of

01:44:38.040 you know thought system and they want to see what they would look like in a future

01:44:42.100 ai environment i think that's cool i think i don't think there's any issue with that

01:44:46.140 the issue is what else is ai starting to do so we're starting to see it across the board we went

01:44:55.100 And I used a product that is, there's a lot of products coming out right now that are starting to do copywriting, AI copywriting.

01:45:03.140 If you go and you say, please create a description for the impulsive podcast, it will gather intelligence from a million sources and create a description.

01:45:14.780 Now, that doesn't seem that crazy.

01:45:17.220 It doesn't seem that crazy that it can do that because it's simple, it's objective.

01:45:22.480 But when I say, please create a synopsis for a movie about a corrupt CDC scientist who conceals the cure for cancer in an effort to make personal gain.

01:45:41.140 and it writes me a 10 paragraph synopsis

01:45:46.680 about a woman named Laura Davies

01:45:49.740 who was born in New York,

01:45:51.940 went to New York University,

01:45:54.740 excelled in the CDC 0.92

01:45:56.000 and created a black market salute. 0.64

01:45:59.500 Like how long does it take?

01:46:01.080 No, no, no, no.

01:46:01.720 That just sounds like a dope way

01:46:03.220 to write school essays.

01:46:05.440 No way.

01:46:06.180 Sure, sure.

01:46:07.060 10 seconds.

01:46:08.360 And I had a synopsis for a movie

01:46:09.780 and I could build off of it.

01:46:11.140 and if you have any skill whatsoever you can then take that ai intelligence and turn it into

01:46:15.880 something real i've said it on this podcast before and i'll say it again i believe that the human race

01:46:20.960 is on this planet to create the master race and i think i don't know i don't know if it's ai but 0.87

01:46:28.760 like ai is definitely the next step the beginning stages of that yeah we're gonna eradicate 0.99

01:46:35.140 ourselves but not if we just pray to jesus i promise you you're gonna burn in hell 0.99

01:46:44.140 that's what he should promise you are going to burn in the fiery depths of hell thanks to me 0.98

01:46:49.860 you think it's funny but thanks to me i just saved the human race guess what you think liver 0.98

01:46:55.360 king smells bad just wait though hey can i ask you something wait until what your burning flesh 1.00

01:46:59.600 smells like wait until your fucking 1.00

01:47:01.480 toenails catch on fire 1.00

01:47:03.460 you're talking about you didn't but did you laugh

01:47:05.760 right after you were like Jesus let me see

01:47:07.540 open my eyes dude did you laugh a little bit

01:47:09.660 because I felt like you were about to laugh and you cut it

01:47:11.640 no you did it no okay me and my

01:47:13.700 mom were talking about it you talked to

01:47:15.600 your mom about me oh yeah we pray for you all what did she

01:47:17.660 say uh that

01:47:19.580 she agrees with me I think

01:47:21.140 you're wrestling with something deep in here 1.00

01:47:23.400 I'm wrestling with fucking 1.00

01:47:25.120 Roman Reigns brother 0.99

01:47:26.720 he is the face of the WWE

01:47:29.020 He is the table.

01:47:30.760 See, if you knew Jesus, you wouldn't say stuff

01:47:33.120 like that. Like, I'm the table.

01:47:35.300 Like, what was that? He could help me out

01:47:36.920 with my copy. Yeah, maybe.

01:47:38.640 No, the AI could help you with the copy. No, honestly, honestly,

01:47:40.880 honestly. Yo, write your next

01:47:43.000 wrestling skedaddle

01:47:44.800 on AI. On AI, and Jesus will help me

01:47:46.960 cut the promo. He could only grab the wheel

01:47:48.940 apparently.

01:47:51.120 Do you know that song or no?

01:47:52.940 Is it a joke? No, I wouldn't even call

01:47:54.960 that a joke. Jokes are kind of, jokes are funny.

01:47:56.700 We'll be laughing in the other life

01:47:59.340 You won't be laughing buddy 1.00

01:48:02.340 Your dick will be singed 1.00

01:48:04.960 No no I honestly think 1.00

01:48:06.240 I don't think that you're saying is that bad

01:48:07.500 Oh I do

01:48:08.600 He's not wrestling with anything

01:48:11.580 He's pinned it in his mind he won

01:48:13.800 And he don't win all

01:48:15.220 It's Logan in his room by himself like

01:48:17.160 One two three

01:48:20.900 Got you got you

01:48:22.820 No no no no

01:48:24.280 This isn't about winning to me

01:48:26.520 it's just a conversation and also like i think people are um not not just people you like um 0.97

01:48:34.200 i i'll frog splash the fuck out of you you couldn't even if you wanted to i will find 0.71

01:48:40.460 a perch in this house yeah and when you walk by and least expect it 0.99

01:48:45.740 answer mgk's facetime tell me he's on impulsive hey can we come well no tell him he's live tell

01:48:53.700 him he's live you're live on impulsive bro if it's not a good time i understand yeah yeah you

01:48:58.040 want me to call you back all right i'll call you back peace i just want to tell you really quick

01:49:04.540 you approached that all wrong who was that you should have been like yo really quick you're

01:49:07.940 live on impulsive and been energetic i'm sorry are you telling me how to talk as a streamer as 1.00

01:49:12.580 as a past streamer he would he would engage bro you gave him a shit rub you give him a shit rub 0.99

01:49:18.360 Who was it? 1.00

01:49:19.200 Andrew Good.

01:49:20.100 Matthew.

01:49:21.060 Nice.

01:49:22.280 He's probably doing a sacrifice anyway. 1.00

01:49:23.720 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:49:29.860 He's not doing the annual Cleveland holiday show 1.00

01:49:32.500 that we just rearranged all our flights to make.

01:49:35.180 He is so talented live.

01:49:37.020 He's the best, bro.

01:49:38.180 He's one of the best rock stars in our generation.

01:49:40.800 So talented live.

01:49:42.220 When he performed it in your garage, 0.99

01:49:43.740 I was like, how the fuck is this guy 0.99

01:49:44.980 putting on the craziest show? 1.00

01:49:46.800 Watch him throw the mic around

01:49:47.860 like a baton he's been practicing for his whole life he's like a baton twirler with just a mic

01:49:52.100 that alone it impresses me not to mention the fact that he's like singing really well

01:49:57.060 with really well you got this use the ai to finish this

01:50:02.040 if i can i have ai to help me finish my set what are you doing

01:50:08.360 uh yo i'm done actually so thank you so much uh next week wiz khalifa is on the show uh a lot of

01:50:17.180 great shows coming up for the rest of the month of december guys love your family love your

01:50:21.360 friends and most importantly love jesus and and uh buy some gifts do some good this holiday season

01:50:28.820 we're actually going out tomorrow dressed as santa claus spreading cheer around los angeles

01:50:33.700 which is really cool with a bag full of money hell yeah yeah we're doing it for content right

01:50:37.160 yep i also have no idea i won't just leave that if you're gonna say that i won't just leave it

01:50:42.240 wait can i say something when you can't yeah when you're done i'm done gotcha listen to me

01:50:46.560 I'm going to put out a video next week

01:50:48.560 On the night shift

01:50:49.460 It is going to be a video of content

01:50:52.180 About doing good things

01:50:53.500 I'm going to be checked on that

01:50:55.440 By Jeff Wittek I'm sure or Logan Paul

01:50:57.600 Why don't you just do it

01:51:00.820 Why don't you just go and do it

01:51:02.340 And not shoot the content

01:51:03.320 The only reason you're doing this

01:51:06.380 Is for content

01:51:08.460 Let me tell you guys something

01:51:09.440 Look around you right now

01:51:11.840 Look around on Twitter

01:51:13.080 Look around on TikTok

01:51:13.980 Look around on YouTube

01:51:15.100 you will see an abundance of hate political hate people disagreeing hating stressing getting mad

01:51:23.280 politics war anger journalism if you are out there faking good deeds for content

01:51:31.880 keep doing it if the only reason you help that old lady cross the road

01:51:36.360 is to take an instagram story of you helping that old lady cross the road

01:51:40.120 do it if the only reason you're donating is to put out videos of you donating 0.72

01:51:44.640 do it i don't give a fuck what your reason is to do good deeds do good deeds okay even if it's 0.93

01:51:52.140 simply to put them online for views and clout i don't give a fuck okay because anything you can 0.99

01:51:57.540 do to break through the static that is the bullshit we live in right now fucking do it 0.99

01:52:02.780 okay what if it's what if it's all staged i saw this video of these people like tipping this 1.00

01:52:07.260 worker at starbucks but the worker was like not an actual worker nah fuck that oh no that's great 0.99

01:52:12.320 You know I went to the bank and got a bunch of 0.99

01:52:14.340 Some of your dough, some of my dough

01:52:15.480 We got like 15k right now

01:52:17.320 I want to give a shout out to Joel Creates

01:52:20.560 That's what I want to do

01:52:22.340 That's how I want to end this podcast

01:52:23.600 Can I say some stuff before you end it?

01:52:25.940 So let George go first, then you go

01:52:27.600 Go ahead George, make it quick

01:52:29.560 So 0.99

01:52:30.460 I'm actually in the middle of a fucking thought 0.97

01:52:33.680 And I'm gonna finish it 0.96

01:52:36.000 I said after you're done

01:52:37.380 I know, but my co-host here

01:52:39.540 Doesn't seem to understand the flow

01:52:41.320 of this conversation.

01:52:43.560 Co-hosting is hard.

01:52:44.620 I know.

01:52:45.580 I've been failing lately.

01:52:48.180 Go ahead, Logan.

01:52:48.760 Joel Creates. 1.00

01:52:50.360 You fucking did it, bro. 1.00

01:52:54.380 You fucking did it. 1.00

01:52:56.640 And I couldn't. 1.00

01:52:57.760 And you did.

01:53:00.040 He beat Gansai in a fight?

01:53:01.380 even more impressive even more impressive than that what'd he do he made a single slice pocket

01:53:27.900 toaster oh i saw that i saw that the invention that i came up with in high school that i thought

01:53:36.100 was gonna make me i wanted to revolutionize the world with a groundbreaking product and it was

01:53:41.180 the single slice pocket toaster imagine this a toaster that you could take anywhere it was

01:53:46.400 portable small one slice of bread at a time fits in your pocket hungry got your bread got your

01:53:51.340 toaster plug it into any outlet you got your toast butter from the back pocket spread it on

01:53:57.020 Eating good

01:53:58.920 My man Joel creates

01:54:01.060 He did it

01:54:02.500 He invented the one slice pocket toaster

01:54:05.260 He brought my dreams into reality

01:54:07.260 And I just want to say Joel

01:54:08.640 I would like to

01:54:10.760 Offer a 50% equity stake

01:54:13.500 In our company

01:54:14.760 For 1 million dollars

01:54:16.900 And we're going to blow this thing up

01:54:19.120 Me and you Joel

01:54:19.960 Really?

01:54:21.320 I laughed at first

01:54:24.700 Yeah no absolutely not 1.00

01:54:26.520 Stupidest fucking idea 1.00

01:54:28.080 Well cause someone can die right 1.00

01:54:29.720 If you plug yourself into a wall

01:54:32.140 Well that seems like a whole other issue

01:54:34.960 Plugging yourself

01:54:36.960 Into a wall

01:54:37.740 Well cause secondly if it's in your pocket

01:54:40.260 You plug it in like you're electric

01:54:42.440 You know what I'm saying

01:54:44.280 You're AI

01:54:44.700 What do you want to say

01:54:47.360 I just wanted to wrap up just in case there's people that don't understand

01:54:50.800 Sarcasm or jokes

01:54:51.900 Please

01:54:52.940 I was actually hoping you wouldn't do this

01:54:56.180 Just from my heart.

01:54:56.840 I have to.

01:54:57.720 Just from my heart.

01:54:58.560 Guys, thank you for watching this episode of Impulsive.

01:55:02.260 It's not a disclaimer.

01:55:03.360 It's not a disclaimer.

01:55:03.680 We'll see you next time.

01:55:04.580 Just love your neighbor.

01:55:05.900 Everyone, love thy neighbor.

01:55:08.360 That's it.

01:55:08.780 That's all I ask.

01:55:09.220 We're cut, brother.

01:55:10.620 No, no, no.

01:55:11.140 Don't cut.

01:55:11.560 We're cut?

01:55:12.700 You just started a whole war.

01:55:14.420 I ended it.

01:55:15.080 I ended the war.

01:55:16.480 No, you didn't. 0.83

01:55:17.260 You started it.

01:55:18.120 How are they going to know to love their neighbor?

01:55:19.620 The show is over.

01:55:21.020 What do you want me to do? 0.99

01:55:22.020 I fucking keep this place. 0.99

01:55:23.040 I'll make the rules. 0.99

01:55:24.020 He's walking.

01:55:25.200 What do you want me to do?

01:55:26.180 Oh, the sound

01:55:28.540 I'm taking this because it's nice

01:55:30.900 Yo, ever since

01:55:32.080 Ever since you've been wearing that beanie

01:55:33.620 You're looking like that robber from Home Alone

01:55:35.440 Don't touch the doorknobs

01:55:37.740 Yours are real hot 1.00

01:55:38.740 Fucking got him, bro 0.99

01:55:41.920 Two sponsors 0.99

01:55:43.480 Two sponsors

01:55:45.460 We're not done

01:55:46.360 We're not done, dude

01:55:47.260 The show's 0.99

01:55:47.860 No, we got more shit to talk about 1.00

01:55:50.000 Love your neighbor 1.00

01:55:50.640 Are we really cut or not?

01:55:52.460 No, I think we're gonna keep going

01:55:53.540 Are you okay?

01:55:54.380 I don't know

01:55:54.940 No

01:55:55.920 I think we're probably done.

01:55:56.780 See you later, guys. Peace.

01:55:57.900 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

01:56:00.420 We have a new podcast.

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01:56:20.080 Good Taste is my business.

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01:56:53.900 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

01:56:56.680 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.

01:57:01.760 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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01:57:19.540 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.

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01:57:22.620 What?

01:57:22.880 I could talk to you for an hour.

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01:57:31.900 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,

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01:57:39.680 I'm Hamza.

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01:57:44.200 It's really funny and a good time.

01:57:45.760 Wait, really?

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01:57:54.480 Why should people listen to us? Tell them.

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01:57:59.560 Not, you know, the facts, but maybe our takes on it and everything in between.

01:58:03.880 So listen out of character on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 13, 2022

E356 Logan Paul Praises Andrew Tate, Slams Liver King For Lying, Warns Paddy The Baddy

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