Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Hallie Batchelder Reveals Her Body Count, Why She Slept w⧸ Mike (He’s 40), Drake Sliding In DMs

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00:00:28.440 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Halle Batchelder.

00:00:31.920 I'm not your type, Mike.

00:00:33.460 I have an AirPod build.

00:00:34.500 What does that mean?

00:00:35.400 Like, I have the fake ***, but no ***.

00:00:36.920 It's an AirPod build.

00:00:39.040 I'm taking, like, a hiatus on men right now.

00:00:41.040 I'm trying to be, like, more selective.

00:00:42.480 I don't need to add to my body count.

00:00:44.040 It's like ***.

00:00:45.680 I was hooking up with this guy at the time,

00:00:47.780 and he was like, I'll pay for your ***.

00:00:49.640 Him and his, like, friend both split it,

00:00:51.660 so they each had a *** or something.

00:00:53.480 My second most serious relationship was very sweet,

00:00:56.760 but like not a very like sexual person i'm a very sexual person so i was like i have to cheat on you

00:01:01.640 oh sorry what if you have a formula for men who are sliding into dms i'm sure the audience would

00:01:06.120 love to hear about it i mean i hate the ones where it's like a dog and they're like oh my god my dog

00:01:09.940 got loose into your dm any really famous guys sliding your dms like the most famous guy i

00:01:15.560 probably dm'd with this like i want to say this right now for anybody in this room this episode

00:01:29.840 is is like r-rated if you aren't comfortable hearing words like and stuff like that like

00:01:37.800 you should exit because we're gonna say some right now i think we may have have muted that

00:01:41.760 because that's fine you're not supposed to swear or like say anything first 30 seconds they change

00:01:45.540 the rule i know i know you can swear now yeah but i'm still i don't know man the last thing we'd

00:01:50.560 want to do is demonetize us because as you know this show absolutely prints money now that we're

00:01:56.960 part of the wwe and fanatics network which by the way so great it's amazing so great to be i mean

00:02:01.800 dude like the more i just keep sinking my teeth into this organization you know becoming the best

00:02:06.900 wrestler in the wwe sponsoring the wwe with prime official hydration drink and now a part of the

00:02:12.340 podcast network like you know is the haters gonna be i ain't going anywhere i feel the same way

00:02:17.020 we're here to stay well me being a part of the wwe now and like actually being signed to the wwe

00:02:22.200 it's been it yeah and you're in the wwe as well hey yes sir ladies and gentlemen it's hallie

00:02:33.060 batch out there guys thank you for having me yes ma'am welcome i'm so happy to be here

00:02:39.780 we're happy to have you yeah how are we yeah well well could it be better could be better

00:02:45.500 could be better yeah there's a lot going on when isn't there what's the tea like you were well

00:02:50.520 no this is scorching no it's scorching it's just too hot you'll burn your lips hallie okay it's

00:02:55.780 too early in the show to burn those beautiful all-natural lips i know i took all my filler

00:02:59.880 out did you i think my frontal lobe's developing or something are you starting to go through the

00:03:04.580 reversal process i didn't know that yeah i took it all out because i started to look like a

00:03:09.020 blow-up doll it looked like a sex doll and i was like kind of over that i always liked that about

00:03:13.200 you i know you did i had i had a couple of those at my bachelor party yeah katie we named them

00:03:19.820 like real ones or like nope we named them amanda katie and taylor okay yeah i looked looked like

00:03:24.920 that um they were they were kind of bad yeah they were kind of bad it worked for me when i yeah

00:03:31.660 they were fake yeah he didn't have a bachelor party his bachelor party was camping in a cave

00:03:36.340 because let me tell you something about logan he's the most respectful

00:03:40.060 person on the dating and fiance ship side that i've ever met in my life wow thanks mike he pushed

00:03:48.400 i'll be honest he once pushed a grandmother down the stairs because she got too close to him and

00:03:54.160 he's like i have a fiance gone dude knock down a flight of stairs yeah it's family life is crazy

00:03:58.800 i assume you're you have a family as well and not the other thing yeah i come from a family but i'm

00:04:03.060 not a mother yet um definitely not yet i don't even have any prospects in that according to

00:04:08.560 mike you're also in many ways a mommy like sort of wait what do you mean and he's daddy i'm not

00:04:14.540 your type mike i'm not a latina bad oh we're just going right into this part portion i always say

00:04:19.800 this you're always like hallie like i always know when you're single because you swipe up and i'm

00:04:23.340 like mike i'm just not your type i have an airpod build i believe you have what does that mean like 0.84

00:04:30.440 i have the fake tits but no ass an airpod build you you like the latina no no it's not just latina 0.70

00:04:39.500 it's just it's a very specific so does dylan by the way he likes thick latinas it's uh it's a it's 0.57

00:04:44.420 it is a fitness thing for sure but but i i you've been my type on certain occasions occasions yeah

00:04:52.240 certainly and a towel when there's like no one else left no i would not say that you certainly

00:04:57.520 are are okay let's let's just get this out of the way i i know pre-boob era how that's true

00:05:05.420 very well i've known each other for a while and i've always known you as just such a giver

00:05:12.880 you know and i really wanted to ask you today are you getting what you need from who

00:05:18.080 from life get all aspects men life alex cooper your dad yeah all all your needs are being met

00:05:30.180 all my needs i'm taking like a hiatus on men right now but how long has been my hiatus not

00:05:37.180 by choice by the way um since like may whoa whoa whoa we're talking about months yeah how's that

00:05:46.340 going for you i'm trying to be like more selective i don't need to add to my body count i feel like

00:05:50.620 it needs to stay where it is where is that where is that my body count yeah like that's such a

00:05:58.180 horrible and corny question i don't actually even want you to answer it it's it's no no no truth

00:06:02.580 it's under corny question it's like under it's not like crazy but it's like over

00:06:08.840 it's just such a no it's just such a corny question dude like why why is it a valuable

00:06:16.420 question in a couple would you recommend that people i think it's i think it's something you

00:06:20.740 covered in a relationship but but as a on a podcast to pass a spot judgment on someone

00:06:26.320 because of a number like that i don't think that's very i just like don't understand why

00:06:30.180 it has any value anyways like everyone has to pass everyone's like done shit like what's the

00:06:34.500 difference between like being in a relationship and you're having like sex regularly with the

00:06:37.980 same person what is the difference same amount of i totally understand yeah so you're getting like 0.52

00:06:41.720 probably fucked more a hundred percent than a single girl and better and better yeah like what 0.69

00:06:47.260 is the difference if like you like keep it clean and safe and like yeah you know that's a part of 0.64

00:06:53.120 it yeah oh you're saying if you keep it clean yeah i mean do you wear condoms i don't remember

00:06:57.940 uh i i have certainly started to really try to as much as i can it's you know it's russian roulette

00:07:09.160 out there you got to be selective and careful and before you before you get shot i believe that the

00:07:14.740 double standard is is ego based i think it's just like a dated way of thinking but i'll tell you

00:07:21.040 ready you want to know is that hooked up i think it is actually because this is actually an important

00:07:24.320 topic so i'm glad there's a microphone so basically evolutionary psychology and biology right women

00:07:31.040 can only get pregnant once over the span of nine months so it's a big risk for her to have sex

00:07:35.840 right because back before the pill or whatever everybody she would have sex with there's a chance

00:07:40.200 she could get pregnant is that real yes this sounds like so inherently there is more value

00:07:46.300 over every time she has sex with somebody it's it's a bigger deal every time she has sex with

00:07:50.360 somebody so by nature one would hope that perhaps this lady or women look at herself with that

00:07:58.060 value of saying whoa it's actually a big deal for me to have sex so I'm not just going to have sex

00:08:01.980 with a million people out there for a guy he could just fucking do whatever he wants there's no

00:08:05.620 inherent risk because he technically is not tied how did you get that not saying you're wrong but 0.57

00:08:11.260 how did you get that microphone well no no hold on a second he did I've done 500 episodes of this

00:08:19.360 show i think you've been around for most of them you have never are you jamie from well i just

00:08:24.480 figured because this was an important topic maybe i'm not saying there's a problem with no i'm just

00:08:29.120 curious as to where that piece of equipment here well we usually have one standing by when there's

00:08:33.940 a big couch and then someone's in the room and they're like oh oh greg paul come on the show

00:08:37.640 and then yeah you don't want to be like well we don't have a mic for him so we usually have it

00:08:40.820 standing okay can you let them know what you were doing during the last episode what you were

00:08:45.440 scrolling yeah booty latinas so anyway that that i would say is why there is a double standard and

00:08:51.320 it's not for no reason so i but that was like in the year 12 agreed agreed that's exactly what i

00:08:56.800 was gonna say but we're all sort of still millions of years of evolution have sort of put us to where

00:09:02.240 we are today and so that's why we are who we are and so now well good news is dylan the wheel was

00:09:07.260 invented okay and the light bulb and and also birth control which it changed it changed things

00:09:13.620 a lot but how you texted me i think maybe even on the show right now let's get brunch after or

00:09:19.440 something what this was like 10 minutes yeah it's also wednesday i want to get brunch after

00:09:28.240 let's go out after would you get trash today yeah i'm like kind of upset i didn't drink before this

00:09:34.100 honestly it would so it would produce a much would you say it would produce a better episode

00:09:39.920 no i feel like i'm more clear-headed and like i can like talk can i ask you a question about mike

00:09:45.340 yeah i'm just so curious yeah i think a lot of our female viewers will appreciate this question

00:09:49.600 because um like them i'm just really curious yeah and you're you're a woman who's you know

00:09:54.100 hung out with mike yep got brunch a couple times so whatever you want to call it uh i mean i i've

00:10:00.220 i've just seen this guy who's you know at least outwardly basically shrek right and he waddles

00:10:10.120 when he walks and you know i can list a bunch of redeeming qualities that make him just such a

00:10:16.020 special human being yeah but when he is able to get like really beautiful women every time i'm

00:10:21.940 kind of just like wow like you know how how is he able to do this what's nice delivery

00:10:27.040 what's the secret dude i i need to know and and you know you're a woman again like you've gotten

00:10:33.520 brunch with him so like what is it about mike that all these beautiful women see in him i think i

00:10:41.360 think he's really funny he's so i think that's like your biggest redeeming quality is that you're

00:10:45.860 really funny he's very and i like love funny like i can hang out with funny i can talk to funny i

00:10:50.140 like that i feel like a lot of girls want to laugh yeah i do i don't know about the other girls i

00:10:55.200 mean no that no that certainly is like the me i would say that's like the main aspect of one of

00:11:00.000 the funniest people i've ever met funny horrid just said that yeah yeah definitely definitely

00:11:05.720 definitely definitely funny yeah smart and funny yeah and by the way that is a dangerous dangerous

00:11:11.820 in a good way combo i think for for either yeah for both men and women if you're like intelligent

00:11:18.200 and you're funny

00:11:19.540 you could impress

00:11:23.320 I think if you also add in like a layer of

00:11:25.960 and this isn't about me but just like anybody

00:11:27.320 if you could also add in a layer of like

00:11:29.080 creating a place of safety

00:11:31.640 for girls where

00:11:33.780 they don't feel like we go out

00:11:35.920 and like there's no like craziness

00:11:37.440 it's just like we're just having a good time and if the end of the night

00:11:39.700 comes around and we're having a good time and xyz

00:11:41.760 whatever but like it's very

00:11:43.360 nonchalant it's only happened a couple

00:11:45.620 times like most times we go

00:11:47.600 Oh, we just like part ways at the end.

00:11:49.260 Yeah.

00:11:49.460 Like sometimes you're like,

00:11:50.380 which I haven't really been liking lately.

00:11:51.860 I feel like we've done like that.

00:11:53.040 No, I feel like we've done a crappy job.

00:11:54.520 I mean, obviously I just got out of this thing and.

00:11:57.080 Well, yeah, I'm like, you're in your healing era.

00:11:59.760 You're like in Ibiza, 1.00

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00:14:45.980 marriage parenthood sex divorce and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about but just

00:14:51.140 don't say out loud i hate that job you're probably just gonna meet with some rich guy and he's gonna

00:14:54.760 whisk you away and i'll never see you again and oh this is awkward would you say a d-list actor d

00:15:01.780 i don't even know there's this thing is d no no no i mean like i can't even get on the c-list

00:15:07.340 Like, I'm not even average.

00:15:08.340 I'm not even passing.

00:15:09.280 I'm failing.

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00:15:21.420 Well, you were in Mykonos on your Caller Daddy trip.

00:15:24.440 Yeah.

00:15:25.340 How was that?

00:15:26.000 It wasn't like a Caller Daddy trip.

00:15:27.480 It was just like a trip to, where did we go?

00:15:30.720 Mykonos.

00:15:31.200 Yeah, did you like Mykonos?

00:15:32.460 I loved it.

00:15:32.960 It was my first time ever doing like a Euro trip like that.

00:15:37.340 mykonos is you got to do a visa i'm like scared of a visa it's a scary it's a horrific scary place

00:15:43.920 i feel like you could only do those places right if you're like spending crazy amounts of money

00:15:48.000 like that yeah it would have to go on like a big group trip like that or just a spot as with a

00:15:52.640 sponsor yeah it just seems like a lot of planning i'd rather just get invited to go you know going

00:15:59.020 into your let's talk about work for a second because you're because you're crushing it

00:16:02.200 obviously on on all your channels i remember when you started because i've known you for

00:16:06.260 well like seven eight yeah seven eight years now and i remember when you first started having your

00:16:11.320 like real blow up on tiktok and and you started crushing on instagram and john schwartz called me

00:16:16.320 and he was like yo he's like i want to talk to you about someone that i think you need to work

00:16:21.320 with and you should probably like talk about signing and doing a podcast with and i was like

00:16:25.600 oh sick like let me hear who is it he goes hallie batchelder and i just was like i was like dude john

00:16:32.900 i'm gonna be honest with you she's crushing on short form like crushing like your storytelling

00:16:38.040 is hilarious the faces you make i want you to do the face at some point that everybody loves so

00:16:42.060 much and like all the stuff with the side characters and the dad and lauren i'm sorry

00:16:46.380 like what face are you referring like i i do like though yeah yeah yeah exactly very like

00:16:52.020 facially like animated how i explain to do my stories yeah so i was like but i was like does

00:16:56.380 she does she have the long form endurance to bring this over to a pod and we were like let's sit on

00:17:05.680 this for a second and he was like I'm telling you it's a mistake man literally like within a week or

00:17:11.000 two she got signed by Alex Cooper and yeah and I was like damn bro and by the way thank God because

00:17:16.920 we can't provide for you what Alex Cooper can yeah I mean it's weird because like the long form stuff

00:17:22.600 I was like, it's, it was a hard transition going from like short form content where like I can like clip it and edit it really quickly and just like throw it out there.

00:17:30.260 And you see like in real time, like the responses in the comments and like, et cetera, going from that to like doing long form content where you really have to like elongate your stories in detail instead of like just hitting like big bullet points to get like a laugh or a response.

00:17:45.640 It was a bit of an adjustment and it still is, but it's been fun.

00:17:49.500 Like I love working for Alex.

00:17:50.860 You're talking, you're talking about pretty like intimate things, you know, like a lot of sex stuff, like relationship stuff in your content.

00:17:57.920 I'm just curious, like as a, as a man or woman, woman, like how do you take that leap to open that door to your private life?

00:18:10.220 I mean, there's like, I just feel like the more I share, someone can like relate to it on some level.

00:18:18.760 so i feel like i'm doing like a kind of service in that way i don't really like i've never gotten

00:18:24.880 insulted or criticized by someone i want like trade places with so i just try to keep that

00:18:29.600 mindset and i mean i feel like there's not a lot of people doing like the real raw raw raw like

00:18:37.420 authentic stuff out there well especially women yeah like i i i think it's because i would assume

00:18:45.340 um most women are afraid to open that door like like it is a that having that having that um

00:18:50.900 glance into someone's life that part of their life that is typically like held sacred

00:18:54.880 pandora's box yeah like i i think it opens up a lot of judgment truthfully yeah at the end of the

00:18:59.860 day that's that's i think the the blockade for a lot of people who are afraid to share their

00:19:03.800 personal lives online yeah it's definitely like polarizing and i don't i think i rub a lot of

00:19:08.720 people like the wrong way sometimes but also i feel like the the positive response i get from it

00:19:14.940 is it's worth it it's worth it what about what about the judgment does it affect you

00:19:18.640 no like people like talk regardless yeah she shares she shares dms that are like really nasty

00:19:25.400 and she'll like share them and just and like put a funny angle on it like she like finds the humor

00:19:30.460 and like like what are what are some of the care do you care to share some of the things that like

00:19:35.380 people would say i mean i think i mean just the things you'd think of like fatherless behavior

00:19:41.900 you're like horse like like people come from my looks a lot too i mean things just like whatever

00:19:46.440 but um he's your dad in your life yeah oh yeah yeah no we have to talk about this yeah he's in

00:19:53.100 her life and in her content so but he's just like it's business like get out there make that money

00:19:58.220 like i don't want to deal with you anymore no he's this dude love this boots to go really like he

00:20:02.980 like i remember like last week or maybe a little while ago i haven't met him no no he got a he got

00:20:09.060 a real tiktok edit like a halliburton edit oh oh look before she did bro it started with him

00:20:15.920 sticking his black card to his forehead and like then just went into like crazy like all his moments

00:20:20.720 and she was so mad she like caught it and she's like how did my dad get an edit before i did yeah

00:20:25.700 he literally people are obsessed with him he's a character how much of you is because your dad

00:20:31.880 most of it i mean i get like my total personality from my dad and just like but i i like to think

00:20:38.740 i'm a little bit more self-aware he lacks complete self-awareness like i he wants like people want

00:20:44.060 him to come on my show so bad and i'm like he would say he would get me canceled so quick

00:20:48.400 and he would get into politics or something or like say something about i don't know you know

00:20:53.120 your route to cancellation is a lot harder than than most other people you know that right yeah 0.90

00:20:58.740 because you come out and you're like yo where the i'm gonna go suck some dicks like bro like you 0.92

00:21:03.720 know what i'm saying like it's the route to cancellation for people like you and i which 0.95

00:21:07.120 i've oftentimes referred to as the female me which i think it's funny wait really yeah i like that i

00:21:12.540 think so you're wide open you're you're you're an open book you talk about everything you're not

00:21:18.420 scared to share anything you're completely vulnerable you talk about your your shortcomings

00:21:22.080 you talk about the things that affect you like it's we have we have overlap and similarities

00:21:26.160 yeah i also like like let alone like my personal and sex life i talk about like mental health and

00:21:30.960 like my struggles and just stuff like that too which i feel like not a lot of people are super

00:21:35.940 candid about online let me let me say something i i hear you on the on the the service um angle

00:21:41.820 yeah like because there are a lot of young women out there who probably aren't hearing the things

00:21:46.120 that you're saying and look up to you for like the reality of life because yeah when once you

00:21:51.340 start maturing and opening that door of you know uh i guess the that the more the more intimate

00:21:58.860 more real parts of life that may have been shielded from you as a child

00:22:02.780 you lose people who are willing to be honest with you about what that's like like personally dude i

00:22:08.760 and my parents are fucking awesome but anything sex related like nothing it was all like me on

00:22:16.080 my own like the first time i ejaculated out it was like an accident it was a complete fluke

00:22:21.580 dude no but no one told me about this sensation bro i was literally i was like i was maybe like

00:22:28.560 12 13 i was just like thrusting my hips on this body pillow it's always the body

00:22:33.480 dude i was thrusting my hips and i was like dude this is kind of nice and then and then also i was 0.85

00:22:42.440 like yo this is getting really nice and then i was like what the fuck it was and i like look 0.91

00:22:48.500 i was like yo what the fuck was that bro that was what is this stuff what is that stuff and by the 0.87

00:22:55.960 way just a little yeah just a little bit of stuff next day i went to cvs i bought a condom because 0.85

00:23:01.400 i'm like i'm gonna like i was i was like i'm gonna collect this stuff to see what it is dude i'm

00:23:07.900 telling you no one told me what cum was or like sperm or anything neither of my parents and there

00:23:13.740 wasn't the talk it wasn't you didn't you just had to get out there and experience and i went to like

00:23:18.100 an all-girls catholic school so like talking about sex in general was like sean it was like a big no

00:23:23.820 know like no one like i was like the first one that lost my virginity and just like a bunch of

00:23:29.520 catholic school girls that just like you don't have sex no one has sex i feel like sometimes

00:23:33.580 those schools are actually more yeah oh a thousand because it's like trapping a wild animal and then 0.99

00:23:40.100 releasing it into the wild when you hit college and then you're a bunch of fucking whores that's 0.99

00:23:44.920 like how it is really you're pumping everything reading this pdf on you was just this was like 0.99

00:23:50.600 it was eye-opening it was eye it just gets me it's patrick made it that guy with the earpiece

00:23:56.320 i mean this just the stories in here are just uh just so so wait uh i actually don't even know if

00:24:03.720 i can ask about this which one which one just uh either these these two are nuts to me i read this

00:24:10.900 and i read it to the boys i was like this is fucking insane so how for people who don't know 0.83

00:24:16.400 this story about how you paid for your boobs oh yeah i know it's you were expecting this to go 0.84

00:24:21.540 way further and we have that stuff too but like tell the story about how your boobs got paid for

00:24:26.060 well okay so i wasn't working post-covid i was just like hosting whatever um and i really wanted

00:24:35.560 to get my tits done because they looked like really sad and i had gained weight lost weight

00:24:39.040 they like looked really depressed like they need like prozac or something like really sad tits

00:24:43.580 and um i was hooking up with this guy at the time he was like this hedge fund owner billionaire guy

00:24:52.360 and he was like i'll pay for your tits so we've emmoed me like 12 grand or something him and his

00:24:59.160 like friend both split it so they each had a tit or something i just pocketed that money and i told 0.77

00:25:05.380 my parents i'm like listen if i get my real estate license will you pay for my tits and they're like

00:25:10.280 of course so like these guys think they own my tits but really i just like got my real estate 0.89

00:25:14.460 license and you've made my parents yeah and i mean that's fucking and i got new tits yeah 0.92

00:25:18.520 have you used the real estate license at all no uh you won't you wouldn't sell one house i could 0.95

00:25:23.860 no no i just wanted the tits that was the easiest way to get them quickly um how has your life 0.52

00:25:34.840 changed post boob post boobs post boob honestly the first set of like the first oh yeah that's

00:25:40.960 right i remember i just got them redone in may i know you sent me a picture from right here yeah

00:25:45.800 with like the stitches in with the stitches in and then just your face with a one of your funny faces

00:25:50.400 do you like do you like the new ones better way better you went from the first ones were what

00:25:57.460 like two 295 oh they were already 295 yeah there was room to fill though because they like i was

00:26:03.800 like a d before i like i like got off birth control over under under muscle yeah and then 0.84

00:26:09.820 what's the new ones um 355 dude that's that's a moderate with an internal bra i know his fucking 0.87

00:26:16.840 boobs i know are you adopted this guy pretty off speed on my boobs wait do you think do you think 0.97

00:26:21.700 a girl getting a boob job is the equivalent of a guy getting his hair plugged in turkey 0.60

00:26:25.360 yeah i've done that yeah i think like anything that makes you feel more confident better do it

00:26:30.480 I don't think, like, that should be looked down upon, the hair plug thing.

00:26:33.780 I think the stigma around some of the personal aesthetic stuff is changing, like vanity on how you look.

00:26:41.040 I mean, I'm so open about what I get done because I don't want people thinking, like, I just, like, popped out like this.

00:26:46.480 Like, you know?

00:26:48.000 It's taking work.

00:26:49.040 Yeah, it's taking work and money.

00:26:50.660 You're working hard.

00:26:51.380 Yeah, I went under the scaffold.

00:26:52.140 And hustling guys and your parents.

00:26:53.660 Yes.

00:26:54.400 Yeah, but one of the best things you have are those are your natural color eyes.

00:27:00.080 Yeah.

00:27:00.480 Yeah, you have beautiful eyes.

00:27:02.040 I have hazel eyes.

00:27:02.860 Thank you, Mike.

00:27:03.320 They're very pretty.

00:27:04.040 You have very pretty eyes.

00:27:04.700 Thank you.

00:27:06.260 That's your...

00:27:07.220 Oh, sorry.

00:27:08.100 Are you blushing?

00:27:08.980 Yeah, a little bit.

00:27:09.580 Well, are you?

00:27:10.340 I mean, they're just like...

00:27:11.280 I would say it's like your most naturally selling.

00:27:13.560 And your smile.

00:27:14.400 Yeah.

00:27:15.040 Smile's fake.

00:27:15.820 I have veneers, but...

00:27:16.960 Okay, what else?

00:27:19.520 Extensions.

00:27:21.360 Veneers, tits.

00:27:23.120 Lips are all natural now.

00:27:24.380 Lips are natural now.

00:27:25.800 They looked way too big.

00:27:27.320 I got so addicted to the filler.

00:27:28.260 When did you have the filler?

00:27:30.480 like did i know i got i started getting filler at 19 but that was when it was like popular like

00:27:35.820 kylie denner was like you know like the whole it was like cool then and now i just feel like

00:27:40.560 it's better to go back to the more natural look but the filler is good for i know i haven't even 0.76

00:27:45.940 like sucked dick with my new lips my real lips maybe that brunch guys yeah maybe a brunch yeah 0.74

00:27:51.880 no but i but but you want to know but it would be but it would be a step back because 0.87

00:27:55.640 i had the filler ones you like the filler ones i think so i mean another box i don't check now

00:28:03.200 yeah you like bbls no i mean my double x had the most famous bbl on the planet really who's your

00:28:11.400 double x like which one you've had so many x's not true i can the main one the main oh the main

00:28:18.840 one the og oh she had bbl yeah of course a massive bbl and then she had it removed let me ask you 0.53

00:28:25.140 about that how do you get a bbl removed they like suck it out dude well there's different types of

00:28:30.880 bbls too there's implants like you can have implants or you could have um injections i think

00:28:37.960 i know a lot of girls that do that and don't tell anyone for sure for sure like baby they're called

00:28:42.940 baby bbls yeah baby bbls but you can but you can spot them you can spot them because they it's all

00:28:47.880 about dylan probably knows a lot about this he's loves a thick booty latina want to grab the mic 0.70

00:28:51.700 but but you can spot the the differential it's a thigh differential like you you you look and you

00:28:58.720 say that's not that's not it that's not right that's not what was supposed to happen with this

00:29:04.080 body you know what i'm saying i like strip club i feel like they're like really hard too no yeah

00:29:09.180 they can be the injections are softer than the you know too much about this shit i it's a craft

00:29:15.600 that i have studied but i'm trying but now and this leads me to my next question for you

00:29:19.520 i'm trying to unlearn and i have been and obviously i've done a great job of it too

00:29:23.920 like and back out of it now hey i've got two shirts up on wwe shopping fanatics right now

00:29:29.520 i hate logan paul yes i'm the one behind it and still humble because after all i am your humble

00:29:35.780 king and i'm gonna stay humble because i'm just that humble you can grab my shirts and all wwe

00:29:41.280 merch hats tees replica title belt superstar collections on wwe shop fanatics get yours

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00:31:10.820 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

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00:31:25.720 But just don't say out loud.

00:31:26.820 I hate that job.

00:31:27.720 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy and he's going to whisk you away and I'll never see you again.

00:31:32.960 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:31:36.420 D?

00:31:38.400 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

00:31:40.220 No, no, no.

00:31:40.880 I mean like.

00:31:41.420 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:31:42.320 Like I'm not even average.

00:31:43.180 I'm not even passing.

00:31:43.920 i'm failing listen to no safe words with october and tony gonzalez part of michael tour podcast

00:31:49.460 network available on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast

00:31:55.500 and i guess a good question for you is do you ever feel like when you put all this stuff out there

00:32:02.940 and you put this brand out there you potentially set yourself up for something that you want to

00:32:08.800 try to take away in the future yeah but like i'll like let people know when i'm making those changes

00:32:14.420 like for example like with the filler i'll be like it's just like not for me anymore i don't

00:32:19.880 like want to be like i hope i'm not influencing people like you should be getting surgery you 0.81

00:32:24.820 should be like fucking a lot of guys like that's not the point at all i'm just like being candid 0.92

00:32:29.700 of like my life and what i'm doing in the moment whether that's getting filler or getting it removed 0.95

00:32:33.800 and then i try to explain why i'm doing these things and the fact that why you're doing those

00:32:38.940 things is not always because it's not it's not always a good thing even in your life like it's

00:32:46.640 stuff that you're potentially even working on at the time you know like you're not promoting it as

00:32:50.260 some sort of like positive thing all the time like you struggle right yeah what do you struggle with

00:32:56.360 like i have like ocd issues eating issues i like go through like like that's been my most recent

00:33:03.400 thing is like a noticeable like weight loss and i've never like gone through a law like that with

00:33:10.160 a big audience the last time because i've been in rehab a couple times for it that was like high

00:33:15.200 school and college so it's been interesting dealing with that in front of the camera and

00:33:21.260 just like people noticing and like the comments and people just like saying really really mean

00:33:25.060 things um and i'm like happy to talk about it i feel like i'm really good at like navigating those

00:33:30.040 conversations honestly and I feel like there's so much stigma around eating disorders and I wish

00:33:35.400 like when I was like 12 when I first started dealing with this that it was like more like

00:33:41.320 easy to talk about like no one's talking about it like it's hard it's a hard thing to talk about it

00:33:45.540 so I feel like if I like start that conversation and make people feel like safe and like relate

00:33:50.620 to that stuff I feel like I'm doing something good with my platform and it's also part of my

00:33:56.800 life right now and i feel like social media shouldn't be about like just highlighting the

00:34:01.680 positive things and it shouldn't be like a positive highlight reel it should be like

00:34:04.720 also highlighting your downfalls and like your flaws and maybe when things aren't going so well

00:34:11.140 so that's just life you know what is your what are your well we have the platform right now to

00:34:17.840 like really talk about it and you meeting a new audience and new eyeballs like what what exactly

00:34:22.620 is the disorder that you specifically deal with i just like deal with like disordered eating like

00:34:28.740 i whether that's like anorexia or bulimia is it body image related or like how does that

00:34:34.480 it used to be i like it yeah definitely body dysmorphia like i grew up as a really chubby kid

00:34:41.500 okay um and when i figured out that when i lost like when i lost weight i was getting like

00:34:49.760 positive reinforcement attention from guys like more friends and I was like oh like the skin you

00:34:55.020 are like the more friends you'll make and that's kind of how my brain connected those two things

00:35:00.280 and so once they started creating those bad habits it's just extremely hard to break them

00:35:06.200 which has been a way of life for so long and where OCD comes in I feel like eating when you feel like

00:35:13.000 out of control in your life or you can't control every aspect of your life eating is one thing you

00:35:18.440 can control you can control what goes inside your body what goes outside your body like

00:35:22.460 i feel like it was like a control mechanism almost which is where the ocd comes in what

00:35:28.140 are the main triggers for you that could like spur a like a lull yeah or or like a regress or

00:35:37.160 like a relapse in in your specific issue i've never been good with change even if it's a minor

00:35:42.880 change could be like change of seasons it could be going from high school to college or going back

00:35:50.680 to school or just like any like big change in my life I feel like for me it was like when I started

00:35:57.760 the podcast or like when I started really like getting big on social media I feel like there

00:36:02.560 was a big change for me and I feel like I had a lot more eyes on me so I started like really

00:36:06.360 caring about how other people perceived me and then that mindset just kind of like snowballs

00:36:12.580 into like a bigger issue that i have no control over it's like but i have self-awareness like at

00:36:18.060 least it's important it's very important yeah it's like one of the most important things right

00:36:21.660 but it's it's it's really crazy how america works as it pertains to like we and obviously like with

00:36:27.220 the advent of this new oz epic wave which like almost like fully or further like perpetuates

00:36:34.340 the idea that like shane is in and and you want to be as skinny as humanly possible do you think

00:36:39.420 do you think it's going to make that the crisis related to eating disorders worse yeah i mean i'm

00:36:44.540 really it the ozombic thing is scary because i can't imagine like anyone that's dealing with

00:36:50.840 like eating stuff that would just be like an easier tool to use in like their toolbox of like

00:36:55.780 you know going down a bad path i just i hope this like hollywood ozombic trend ends eventually but

00:37:03.820 i just think it's always been like that like i try to think about like the 90s and the 2000s

00:37:08.020 There's always, like, been, like, fad diets and, like, the need to be thin.

00:37:11.900 I think it's, like, such, like, a highly valued thing, especially for women and men, I guess. 0.63

00:37:18.860 I mean, I think men deal with it, too, to an extent.

00:37:21.220 But I don't think it's going away, to be honest.

00:37:24.220 Yeah.

00:37:25.120 Yeah, it's really tricky stuff.

00:37:26.580 And then on the OCD side, how does that manifest itself for you?

00:37:33.140 Sorry if I'm prying, but, like, we get these opportunities to talk about mental health.

00:37:36.780 obviously is a topic that's like super super super like close to my heart and

00:37:41.300 on any given day can like basically tear me down completely and i deal with it all the time and

00:37:48.240 have to deal with it with coping mechanisms and therapists and workouts and ocd clinics and all

00:37:53.900 that stuff so when i hear about it it makes me want to continue that conversation because i know

00:37:58.980 it's really important to people that are watching it um so like how how does that manifest itself

00:38:03.300 for you the OCD stuff yeah I just feel like I also like deal with anxiety like general anxiety

00:38:08.780 and with OCD like I'm just it's not like more like the tapping stuff and like those kind of

00:38:15.720 habits it's more it like pops up in food stuff where like I'm very like regimented about what

00:38:21.040 I do and don't eat and like like certain foods touching each other and like little things like

00:38:26.400 that and just if in my daily life if something is just not fitting the mold that i need it to in my

00:38:34.680 mind i like will spiral with like the eating stuff is there is so the obsession is the eating stuff

00:38:41.840 is there a compulsion or would you say it's more like puro or it's like just an obsession over

00:38:45.880 certain things like i think it's more obsession and just like structure and needing there to be

00:38:50.280 like extreme structure got it got it and how do you uh how do you cope with that I like I'm

00:38:57.160 learning I mean like I don't really think I have the best coping coping mechanisms in line I learned

00:39:02.440 all that when I went to went to rehab like you learn a bunch of shit and I just don't practice

00:39:07.120 it enough like I don't have a therapist I had a nutritionist like you gotta like want it and I

00:39:14.340 don't know if I'm in the phase right now I'm like in the phase where I'm like very self-aware but

00:39:18.900 like i don't know if i'm the phase where like i want to do like the self work the work that's and

00:39:24.140 and i always i'm like i don't have time but like you have to like your health is like the most

00:39:28.340 important thing to you without your health you have nothing so it's so funny because i i feel

00:39:34.120 like i'm in the same place and have had so many people reach out to try to even like help me put

00:39:40.660 the infrastructure in place to start to tackle some of the intrusions and obsessions and anxieties

00:39:45.060 and it's something I've been dealing with

00:39:47.340 for like 15 years now.

00:39:48.540 And I've taken some steps.

00:39:49.620 I went to on-site.

00:39:50.800 I have, you know, started to understand

00:39:54.040 that with OCD, it's all about being okay

00:39:58.980 with what's happening in your mind

00:40:01.240 and not trying to control it.

00:40:02.820 So like the more you try to control it,

00:40:04.240 the worse it's gonna get.

00:40:05.300 It's about being okay with what your mind is telling you.

00:40:07.640 Okay, like maybe this thing is true.

00:40:09.500 Like whatever this intrusion is, like, so what?

00:40:12.140 It's just so much easier said than done.

00:40:14.140 It's so much easier said than that. And it's and it's really tough. And it's and they say, like, truthfully, that OCD is like one of the most stubborn and hard to beat mental illnesses. It's very, very tricky. It works in a very weird way in the brain that SSRIs don't combat as well as as well as they do for pure depression and anxiety.

00:40:34.640 But we've gotten very scientific right now.

00:40:39.100 So would you say you usually utilize brunches to combat your – as opposed to better coping mechanisms?

00:40:47.020 I just try to keep myself busy.

00:40:48.360 I feel like there's, like, a lot of, like, positive things with, like, traveling a lot and, like, you know, just keeping your schedule packed.

00:40:55.420 Can I ask something?

00:40:56.300 Yeah.

00:40:56.480 uh do you are are you fearful at all uh given what you do that it may be hard for you to find

00:41:05.580 a stable long-term boyfriend yeah i think it like scares a lot of them off to be honest too

00:41:11.000 i think it's going to take a very specific person to like be able to like deal with me like a mic

00:41:15.900 like a mic maybe yeah you need someone who's pretty confident yeah but like i want someone

00:41:20.400 that's pretty confident yeah i was going to say i was going to ask like like what are some green

00:41:23.240 flags you look for in men and then i'm gonna ask the opposite is that of that as well okay yeah

00:41:27.340 what are some what are some big like redeeming qualities in men that that you're attracted to

00:41:31.080 i like someone that's extremely charismatic being funny is like super important yeah and like

00:41:38.020 someone that like hustles and grinds even if they're like not super successful in the moment

00:41:43.460 like being like hungry for it yeah at least is really attractive to me i like don't want like

00:41:49.120 the hottest guy on the block i'd rather someone like no that's not that wasn't to you no i know

00:41:54.580 it wasn't he does it he does i'm someone's cup of soup whole colgan over here okay maybe there

00:42:00.660 are people out there who like my body type okay without the six-pack fucking abs and the big 0.88

00:42:05.840 sprawling muscles with the veins popping out of them the stupid curly fucking dumb mullet hair 0.95

00:42:10.320 okay buddy i'm someone's cup of tea so stop giving me those side-eyed dumb looks you all 0.87

00:42:14.960 american fucking reject what were you saying um but yeah that was like the most important so a 0.90

00:42:21.380 funny hustle yeah i'm funny like ugly hustler i get it and dude you've got one who's sitting 0.84

00:42:25.980 across me this is great i'm telling you guys could you guys could really hit it off yeah okay

00:42:30.540 what about what about some red flags what are your red flags in men well i have all those too

00:42:35.380 that's the funny part so she's gonna say all those now too um like anyone that's like super

00:42:42.420 like toxic in any situation insecure um what else poor yeah i don't like poor either yeah

00:42:52.580 or just like losers i don't know and what makes them a loser like beta energy and what is beta

00:43:00.380 energy to me that's just someone that just is so threatened by a baddie or someone like you know

00:43:08.080 like and just trying to knock you down off a peg to like meet them like at their level

00:43:12.100 yeah like little digs passive aggressiveness like to make themselves feel better yeah or bigger

00:43:18.080 how much of that how much of that energy have you found corresponds with penis size

00:43:25.860 with like green flags say you say you go through and do the deep with one of the betas for some

00:43:35.380 reason you just have an off night or like a couple of them have you found a correlation between

00:43:39.980 overconfidence funny hustlers whatever versus the other side as it pertains to the size of their 0.52

00:43:45.500 penis i don't know i've like hooked up with guys with like massive dicks that are just losers and 0.68

00:43:49.940 insecure and anxious and just like you're like what's the problem buddy like little influencers 0.51

00:43:54.520 like i'm like what am i doing here any names no no one we bleep it out if you want no one even

00:44:01.920 No, they're like micro-micro.

00:44:03.820 So micro-influencers.

00:44:04.740 Micro-micro-micro-micro.

00:44:05.340 Micro-influencers with massive wieners.

00:44:06.980 Yeah.

00:44:07.800 With macro-wieners.

00:44:09.160 Yeah.

00:44:09.600 Micro-influencers with macro-wieners.

00:44:11.300 Yeah.

00:44:11.500 That's crazy.

00:44:12.320 That seemed to be my type for like a hot second there.

00:44:14.280 Wait, but are you like dating around on the influencer scene?

00:44:17.780 I like, well, it's just like the circle I run in and they're there and they're like cute.

00:44:21.520 But like, I need to stay far away from that.

00:44:24.460 Why?

00:44:24.760 Why do you say that?

00:44:25.760 I just think I don't want to be with like someone that likes to be super, I think I

00:44:29.960 need someone like industry adjacent rather than someone that like has an octobuddy isn't doing

00:44:35.160 like brand deals and shit like that are you are you uh when you're out and about you you you

00:44:39.580 searching for like a potential long-term mate or are you it's like uh you just love the game

00:44:44.260 that's the thing i'm not when i go out i'm like really i stick close to my friends and i like

00:44:48.960 just like i i really don't date that much either like if i meet hawkeye and we have like a good 0.74

00:44:55.960 time that night like that's fine and all but like i don't actively date i'm not in the ass 0.52

00:45:00.380 last time you were on a date like maybe like january yeah and are you normally doing the 0.77

00:45:07.640 hitting on or are you getting hit on like i get hit on yeah of course but like i'm like i have

00:45:12.620 no problem like sliding into someone's dms oh really you'll slide how are you sliding into dms

00:45:17.520 i'll just say what's up you'll literally just type what's up yeah or hi i don't yeah i have i have

00:45:23.880 Me and her have hilarious correspondence from her.

00:45:27.620 I'm sure the correspondence is insane.

00:45:29.960 What about when guys slide into your DMs?

00:45:32.700 Is it equivalent?

00:45:34.540 Like just, hey, what's up, Hallie?

00:45:36.140 Or is there something?

00:45:37.040 That's not good.

00:45:37.820 I feel like the way a guy slides into a DM has to be so specific.

00:45:41.460 I've gotten the cringiest ones.

00:45:43.020 Let's talk about it. 0.53

00:45:43.920 I'm sure this is, if you have a formula for men who are sliding into DMs,

00:45:47.580 I'm sure the audience would love to hear about it.

00:45:49.280 I mean, I hate the ones where it's like they send an emoji of a dog

00:45:52.960 and they're like oh my god my dog got loose into your dm like i get like the craziest because it's

00:45:57.160 you because it's over you people use that as an example no yeah like that like the amount of times

00:46:02.460 i've gotten that is just i'm sorry i like think like the shorter and the cuter you keep it with

00:46:08.280 like showing like a little personality i think it's fine like like do you have an example i know

00:46:12.100 that's a hard question but any anything come to mind i'm like just trying to think or any any

00:46:17.660 any really famous guys to a story any really famous guys sliding your dms

00:46:22.300 i mean i feel like i've dm'd with

00:46:26.000 like the most famous guy i probably dm'd with this like i mean it's probably like a

00:46:33.480 communal answer but like drake drake's like a big one yeah but he like dms everyone he does

00:46:38.700 a decent amount of dm yeah for sure um not like as much did you get the did you get the jet offer

00:46:44.540 or no no to toronto it's because i don't have the vbl i he you bro from no believe it or not he's

00:46:52.100 he's uh he just goes he's not he's not super he's not he don't have a type he doesn't have a type

00:46:57.780 nah no i know like a few people have gone with him don't do they all and i don't think i would

00:47:01.860 get with him why i don't know wait what the well well maybe she just wouldn't stop well yeah that

00:47:08.860 you can say you can say that now why because i'll tell you why he's perfect he is perfect

00:47:14.020 he's fucking awesome he's a goat he's he's one of those people you meet in real life and you're

00:47:18.460 like damn this dude's normal and funny and fun and awesome yeah well i'm just saying you would 0.81

00:47:24.040 never know he's drake besides his voice which is also awesome no it's not about like how he is as

00:47:28.920 a person just based off of like all the girls i know that he's gotten with i probably just don't

00:47:34.340 know if i'd go there no come on do you think i would well now you're applying the double standard

00:47:38.640 now he's gonna dm you based on this clip and be like yo you're trying to fly jake but like

00:47:42.580 i just like i don't know what you can't you can't you can't i can't do that don't do that when i

00:47:48.020 want to i can yeah but when guys do that that's we get i mean guys do that all the time we just

00:47:53.560 can't yeah that is true we just can't talk about it yeah you're totally right yeah yeah okay fair

00:47:57.800 when you said one thing at the end of your instructional because you're you're beating

00:48:01.820 around the metaphorical bush on the dms thing we used to talk about dms on the show all the time

00:48:06.340 at the very end you said reply to a story you guys always know that's the way to do it find a story

00:48:11.200 that you could find some sort of applicable personalization for.

00:48:16.100 So like she's doing something out there.

00:48:17.980 She's doing yoga.

00:48:18.940 She's going to a brunch.

00:48:19.920 Like find something funny, short to say to their story.

00:48:24.380 Yeah.

00:48:24.800 Dude, I'm telling you the amount of like impenetrable DM walls that I've broken.

00:48:32.580 I'm a sniper.

00:48:33.840 I'm like, and I don't send a lot, but when I want to send one,

00:48:36.660 I'm like a 99% based only on this soul thing.

00:48:39.980 Find, I'll wait.

00:48:41.200 I'll sometimes wait four days for a story that I like the response to.

00:48:46.800 That's not long at all.

00:48:48.140 No, but I'm just saying, I'm just saying, like, don't take the first shot.

00:48:51.960 Yeah.

00:48:52.300 Like, wait for a clean shot where you know you're actually going to poke through the wall and actually, like, make an impact.

00:48:58.760 And it's always so funny to hear that, like, comment backwards.

00:49:01.540 It's like, you know, I don't usually respond to these DMs.

00:49:04.740 You ever shot a firearm?

00:49:06.880 A gun?

00:49:07.880 Yeah.

00:49:08.640 My senior project in high school.

00:49:10.400 Explain.

00:49:11.200 Yeah, I worked for, like, the Boston – so I'm from Boston.

00:49:15.120 So, like, we all had to do, like, a senior project at the Catholic school I went to.

00:49:18.500 And I was like, oh, maybe I'll, like, go work at, like, the police station or something.

00:49:22.940 And they, like, let me, like, pow, pow.

00:49:24.580 Sick.

00:49:25.040 I love it.

00:49:25.500 I could see you on, like, a turret or something.

00:49:27.180 No, I want to go.

00:49:27.840 Yeah, you could, like, blow up a car or something.

00:49:30.040 I would do it.

00:49:30.800 That would probably be a fun thing to do and then talk about on your podcast.

00:49:34.420 Yeah, like, a fun little bit.

00:49:36.300 I'm, like, worried it would blow my arm off, so.

00:49:38.300 No, no, you need arms.

00:49:39.440 um wait so this story here in this in this pdf this is another one that's crazy to me

00:49:44.440 am i doing it again no i feel like i could ask about this she said she sticks close to her

00:49:49.140 friends earlier when she goes out at night how close we talking what story are you gonna you

00:49:54.560 already know i know and it's funny because i know not to talk about oh she did she has you not to

00:49:58.860 and and we can't know even if we don't say names yeah i just too close yeah i've already done that

00:50:05.100 Like she, it was a whole thing.

00:50:06.840 Done deal.

00:50:07.720 But very close.

00:50:09.820 Yeah.

00:50:10.240 Oh yeah.

00:50:10.960 I knew about it.

00:50:11.540 And you were going to ask me that.

00:50:12.820 I mean, this was another one I was reading.

00:50:15.040 I just said, damn.

00:50:16.860 Well, that people took so like,

00:50:21.600 like they were like offended by it almost.

00:50:25.280 But I'm like, who was recording it?

00:50:26.860 It's not, it's not the most normal thing.

00:50:29.140 No.

00:50:29.640 Oh, you talked about the video aspect too?

00:50:31.460 Yeah.

00:50:31.820 i think i talked about this on alex's show yeah yeah i should probably still have we have it i

00:50:38.360 showed you i've seen it yeah yeah but like you know lauren have you met lauren my friend lauren

00:50:43.540 what's her last name fish bean i don't think well the only reason you can say that they're

00:50:47.640 best for it she's like yeah her last name is fish bean yeah and your last name is batch elder yeah

00:50:52.620 i've just never heard anything like this your last name's a first name i know and my middle

00:50:57.280 name your first name you have no real middle name alexander that's mine charlotte kind of

00:51:02.400 oh that's cool it's a city and shit it's like wholesome you want to know what mine is what

00:51:06.480 oh you want me to say it yeah you can um lauren wait i'm done lauren yeah my mom liked ralph

00:51:19.920 loren oh and so i think she thought people would say loren and they don't oh how's it

00:51:24.760 what's like no it's spelled Lauren just regular like brunch Lauren yeah wait I'm done yeah okay

00:51:33.220 would you rather um would you rather be with a guy who has a lot of money and can provide for you

00:51:40.840 yeah but this guy's a cheater he's gonna cheat on you or a guy who doesn't make a lot of money

00:51:45.600 but he's really loyal um i'd rather marry the really rich guy catch him cheating

00:51:55.160 take half his money and then marry the janitor guy that's nice to me

00:52:00.600 strategic my dad taught me strategic the hedge fund guy cheating i'm like okay that's fucking

00:52:10.040 great yeah yeah that's about right but what if he makes you sign a real strong prenup i don't

00:52:15.460 No, there's always a way out.

00:52:17.880 I know girls that have like signed cheating clauses.

00:52:21.500 I would make them sign that.

00:52:22.820 And what is that?

00:52:23.760 A cheating clause.

00:52:24.580 Yeah, what is it?

00:52:25.200 So like if they cheat and you have like evidence and you catch them cheating,

00:52:28.860 then you have a right to more money in divorce.

00:52:32.460 Yeah, that's a thing for sure.

00:52:34.080 I know a bunch of people that have those.

00:52:36.080 Oh.

00:52:36.700 Yeah.

00:52:37.800 Have you ever cheated?

00:52:39.520 Yeah.

00:52:40.800 How many times?

00:52:41.640 Just like once, but like they started it.

00:52:43.960 Like they cheated first.

00:52:45.060 Oh, so it was a rebuttal.

00:52:46.140 It was a rebuttal sheet, which like, I'm a pretty loyal person.

00:52:48.620 Like when I'm in a relationship, I'm locked in, but I keep, like, I always get, I've

00:52:52.760 gotten cheated on every relationship I've been in.

00:52:55.160 Was it like premeditated?

00:52:58.840 Like, did you plot the cheat, the cheat back?

00:53:01.180 No, I was mad and I wanted to cheat, but like the second, my second most serious relationship,

00:53:07.820 we obviously just like weren't aligned.

00:53:10.580 he was very sweet but like not a very like sexual person and like i'm a very sexual person so i was

00:53:16.840 like are you gay like i didn't know what was going on so at the end of it i was just like i 0.76

00:53:22.380 i have to cheat on you he wasn't meeting those needs wait wait wait then we broke up wait so 0.78

00:53:28.280 wait so that one was that one was not a rebuttal cheat it what like yeah i was no it wasn't it was 0.62

00:53:33.500 just a straight it was just straight cheating it was like being shitty person you were punishing

00:53:36.680 him for not taking care of you yes sexually did you tell him you were gonna do it like yeah like

00:53:43.360 i was i kind of would like be like i could i don't understand if i can't get this here i'm

00:53:47.760 gonna find it somewhere else i don't think he ever took that seriously yeah which will happen

00:53:51.760 if you're not if you're not taking care of your girl like she like i mean we'd have like sex every

00:53:55.700 like month and a half well come on and i was like we lived like right next to each other on in like

00:54:01.020 this was in college what is your preferred uh sex rate sex rate what do you mean like uh frequency

00:54:07.640 oh like i would have it every day if i could once or once a day i mean i think once is okay so start

00:54:13.320 we'll do in the beginning i was just gonna say that once you get like eight eight nine months

00:54:17.440 down the line you might go down to like once every other day yeah that's still you would you say

00:54:21.080 that's enough still yeah yeah right some people once you get like way down the line like my like

00:54:26.520 some people have sex like only once a week or once a month once a year or once no once once a week or

00:54:30.940 once a month like once you're married for years and you're like once you get into the stage where

00:54:34.380 you hate actually hate the other person yeah like once you get there do you do only fans no would

00:54:39.800 you no why i just i don't know i don't think anyone would subscribe i would subscribe

00:54:47.320 i also just feel like was like i don't know brand deals and stuff there's still stigma

00:54:54.120 attached to only fans i feel like what about like telegram private pictures on telegram

00:54:57.940 i don't think so why i don't know for me i personally just like have a perspective on that

00:55:04.700 or a view on that that just seems like has negative attachments so i don't okay what about

00:55:10.100 fanfics what is i why not yeah of course you do because somebody probably reached out to you about

00:55:15.440 it yeah i think i got a dm from them i'm just curious as as like an outsider and i'm just

00:55:20.880 listening and um i know uh you know a little bit about you what is in your mind can you articulate

00:55:27.080 the difference to me between being extremely open online about sexual experiences and intimate

00:55:32.960 moments in your life and then sharing like intimate parts of your body uh for cash

00:55:38.700 i think it's very different okay like i just like one of them is like

00:55:43.640 like one you're just like talking about your experiences and whatnot and the other one's

00:55:48.180 like evidence almost like like on paper pictures and you know i may be like telling stories that

00:55:56.060 like elaborate or whatever but i'm aware that like pictures and stuff and stuff that gets out there

00:56:01.960 when i'm older i don't think i would like want that out there like when i have kids and stuff

00:56:08.200 is the okay i hear you i prefer it just be like words well there's an air of mysteriousness to

00:56:13.980 storytelling too like you can go back in 20 years and be like i got all you did you like those 0.51

00:56:18.700 stories i made i mean i'm definitely gonna look back and be like fuck why did i say that but like 0.89

00:56:23.200 that's just about being in your 20s you really you really won't we've said some fucking yeah i have 0.76

00:56:29.220 said some demonic shit yeah but like you said mike there's not there's not really much like 0.90

00:56:33.760 anyone can say critiquing you about anything because like you should be dead dude like more

00:56:39.600 than once and you're not so you got kind of like the grim reaper past and just kind of like

00:56:44.020 just spew brother spew um i i i hear you i just i guess like uh you know if uh if you're if you're

00:56:53.120 never mind i want to ask you questions i think i do think there's a difference yeah i'm just

00:56:58.840 asking you like um like as a content creator yeah there are certain uh boundaries that you

00:57:07.180 have to be willing to cross or not and it just depends where you draw that line in the sand

00:57:11.640 and like i guess um to me and this has changed depending on where i'm at in my life

00:57:18.000 how much i'm willing to share about certain parts of my life now as you can imagine 30 years old i'm

00:57:23.100 monk i have a job um and represent a company like i i'm not as open about stuff that um i would have

00:57:29.520 been in the past yeah which by the way is great fucking entertainment yeah when when we were both 0.66

00:57:34.240 single bachelors on this podcast man we were we just i mean yeah we go crazy and it it was a lot 0.68

00:57:40.760 of fun and a lot of people liked it um but you know we're not in that place anymore um well you're

00:57:45.900 not i'm not in that no i'm not i'm not either i'm not either no we've we've yeah we've matured a

00:57:51.040 little bit i'm just you know like i don't know like do you do you have an opinion on girls who

00:57:54.920 do only fans are you are you for you're against it you're indifferent no i like i don't think less

00:58:00.860 of them i mean i'm not really a super judgmental person when it comes to that stuff it's just not

00:58:05.320 for me i think that's where i draw the line but like they make so much money like i'm jealous of

00:58:09.600 that like it just i think it depends on the person i wonder if there are girls on only fans

00:58:15.020 who would say oh i'll sell a couple like picture pg-13 r-rated pictures but i would never talk

00:58:23.700 about my sexual experiences because that's a bad look yeah like the flip side of this like i just

00:58:28.760 i just i just wonder what that conversation like probably like i'm trying to think like

00:58:32.900 who's that girl camilla yeah she's gonna come on the show soon yeah she's like i follow her she

00:58:39.100 He seems so, like, smart, articulate, like, so cool.

00:58:42.620 Dude, that girl is a boss.

00:58:43.640 Like, I respect the fuck out of her, like, but, like, I don't see her talking about sex.

00:58:48.980 She does.

00:58:49.480 She has a pod.

00:58:50.180 I'm actually going to do that.

00:58:50.960 Yeah, but I feel like her pod is, like, she brings on controversial people kind of, right?

00:58:55.120 She does, yeah.

00:58:56.000 I should be, you know, I saw that.

00:58:57.200 Yeah.

00:58:57.520 That's when I first heard fall.

00:58:58.320 But she is a boss.

00:58:59.860 She's crushing it.

00:59:00.980 Yeah.

00:59:01.320 Like, and now going into the fashion space, but, yeah.

00:59:06.360 Yeah.

00:59:07.080 Yeah.

00:59:07.320 what's your ideal way to meet a guy dating app dm old-fashioned way honestly like irl like in

00:59:14.620 person yeah i'm gonna make a crazy uh correlation right now that i've been realizing that i want to

00:59:21.540 ask you about it okay are you able to finish are you able to finish in the bedroom every time

00:59:32.520 oh sorry what yeah really okay okay uh through pen or clitoral stimulation always clitoral

00:59:41.740 i like that word sorry so you're so and okay i've found a little bit of a link lately and i guess

00:59:48.200 you're disproving it right off the bat between mental illness and lack of being able to finish

00:59:55.140 in the bedroom so you're saying people that are mentally ill can't finish it's it's something i've 0.99

00:59:59.580 been studying a little bit and and noticing like everyone's a little mentally ill but oh yeah true 0.53

01:00:05.800 but like i've never had an issue with that maybe it's because okay i'm not on any medicine though 0.84

01:00:11.260 that's what i was just about to say um maybe it's the ssris that that do it yeah because they know

01:00:16.340 me now that's your libido too that's why i went off them like i'd rather finish than

01:00:19.760 i guess fix my mind yo that's so funny you said that because i just had the same experience bro

01:00:25.620 i was like not able to finish i was on uh zoloft or prozac or something i was on zoloft yeah and i

01:00:32.320 was like dude like this is not i can't live like this and i did it for like three weeks and i'm

01:00:36.760 like dude like why is it taking me 47 and a half minutes to fit to come yeah i can't live like this

01:00:42.400 even though even though it's made the thought stop and i could potentially live as a as a real

01:00:45.840 human for the first time in my life i have to not dude yeah horrible well i felt like my head was 0.80

01:00:51.080 gonna explode it's gonna pop off like a fucking pee out of a peapod dude okay yeah wow so i'm 0.77

01:00:58.020 happy to hear that for you that you're able to find that and you can do that with hookups and 0.86

01:01:03.300 with boyfriends and here's a question for everybody listening do you find it easier to

01:01:07.380 reach that point with a lover versus someone that you just hook up with yeah i mean obviously like

01:01:12.120 in a relationship there's like a level of comfortability and familiarity and like

01:01:16.760 you just feel like more at peace in your head but i feel like i've done enough practice with

01:01:23.160 people i don't know that well i guess or i can like shut my brain off okay this is interesting

01:01:29.700 for men watching this and also for women watching this so for everybody watching this

01:01:35.480 would you would you say that the that one of the major routes to being able to reach that point

01:01:41.260 with whoever is a peace of mind

01:01:44.800 and being able to be comfortable in the moment?

01:01:47.100 Would you say that's the main key to finishing for a woman?

01:01:49.760 Yeah, peace of mind. 1.00

01:01:51.500 Just like locking in to yourself.

01:01:53.760 I like kind of like try to like forget

01:01:55.480 about what's in front of me.

01:01:57.860 So what horrible, horrific thing is underneath you?

01:02:01.360 Yeah, just like a dildo with a heartbeat at that point.

01:02:04.140 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:05.460 So for men, there's a certain level

01:02:09.960 of being able to get good at providing that safe place and that comfortable place and i think

01:02:15.140 for younger men watching this who think who this is where a lot of the uh how porn is doing society

01:02:23.600 bad they get this picture in their mind of like girls how sex is supposed to look and it's very

01:02:28.840 rough and rugged and loud and that generally it that generally doesn't correlate with what actually

01:02:35.120 satisfies a woman yeah i just feel like with porn especially girls are way more performative

01:02:41.200 like in general and it kind of like it teaches like if that's how you're learning how sex is

01:02:47.180 i bet like a bunch of people they are they watch porn they are that's how they're learning how sex

01:02:51.660 is supposed to look it's like completely different or it should be completely different yeah it should

01:02:56.680 be completely different what what are the differences mainly like between porn and like

01:03:01.400 real sex yeah i mean i don't know like i said like performance level and just like the amount

01:03:09.600 of like penetration making a girl finish i feel like it's not a realistic thing i see oh oh sorry

01:03:15.200 uh so you're not you're not finishing during sex you're finishing like during like i feel like you

01:03:21.280 need like the clip stimulated to finish oh you're doing that on top you're doing that yeah mainly

01:03:25.300 uncomfortable with this combo but are you're dude i i wish i could join you it just feels maybe a

01:03:30.560 little inappropriate for me and i have questions as well oh that does i'm thinking about like

01:03:34.180 typing them out and just handing you no give them to me give them to me but it's but it is

01:03:38.960 i'm doing this purely for well we would for sex ed we would do this offline and talk about it but

01:03:44.920 okay so you're so when you're on top you are okay i'll handle it so when you're when you're on top

01:03:53.080 you're getting the the the cotural stimulation that you need from the actual friction yeah

01:03:58.520 being on top okay interesting and is that the only way are you cool with this are we good

01:04:03.240 and is i heard i heard sometimes when girls are on top they'll like spell their name

01:04:08.020 really or like or like uh or like they'll do something with their the way they're like 0.51

01:04:12.960 gyrating you're like a reddit kid right now you sound insane well i've never had sex sound 0.66

01:04:17.260 insane you sound insane i don't know i don't know any of this can you all do to me can you 0.90

01:04:20.960 can you finish in other positions um like yeah but like not without a vibrator no

01:04:28.140 okay another question building off of that no yeah are you okay are you cool and how do you

01:04:36.240 guys feel about the idea of you bringing a vibrator into the bedroom i feel like they'd

01:04:40.940 be a beta male if they were like not cool with it like like if they're threatened by a vibrator

01:04:46.040 that's an issue you i like it's somehow news to men and i don't know how but i guess because

01:04:52.940 not everyone is degenerate like we are yeah that you are getting beat by the robot every single 0.86

01:04:58.620 time i don't care how good you are at what you do i don't care how big your dick is i don't care 0.82

01:05:02.760 what you say right now you you will the the preference will always be whatever thing she 0.87

01:05:08.740 has whatever and so now i just buy them like i just bring out he showed me when he had this

01:05:13.820 i'll just bring i'll just have one on you think about this and he popped up a brown bag and i was

01:05:18.760 like the fuck this thing was 70 dollars yeah but like i was actually just talking about this with

01:05:24.260 someone yesterday because if i were like hooking up with a guy and they just like pulled out a 0.67

01:05:27.940 vibrator i would be like kind of thrown off by that like i have to pull it out oh oh oh you

01:05:32.500 in not a good way yeah oh like yeah you know what i mean like oh no i don't tell me like if a guy

01:05:38.180 just like has them on hand i'd be like how many girls have you used this on sorry what if it's

01:05:43.180 know what if it's what if it's in package if it's fresh out the box yeah that's okay okay because

01:05:48.920 that's this one was if they just like have one like pull out the drawer and it's like in their 0.63

01:05:52.760 yeah or like in their back pocket i have to be honest with you like again like oh fuck give it 0.75

01:05:58.120 to me just write it um and i'll and i'll hate your other one as well um the only reason i do that is 0.67

01:06:03.240 because i and i'm open about this i have a i have a fetish one of my fetishes is or like kind of the

01:06:09.100 only one is girls actually finishing and i don't know if that comes from the fact that uh let me

01:06:15.640 just hold this for a second i don't know if that comes from the fact that like i did play in the

01:06:19.100 in the adult space and i know what the performance and i hate the performative side yeah i hate when

01:06:24.000 they do that i can't stand it can you tell yeah i can just because it's it's it's there's palpable

01:06:32.540 actual biological evidence of yeah you know what i'm saying that's oh and that's my next question

01:06:37.860 uh this this just in from one of the viewers watching this um the uh when girls squirt why

01:06:45.120 is the liquid um i good question yeah whoever sent it yeah i mean i honestly think it's like

01:06:53.820 i don't know i heard it was pee it's like a mix i think it's a mix of pee in something else i think

01:07:00.820 it's piss i don't think it's because it's it doesn't smell like pee i have a question oh

01:07:04.720 how has this not been figured out like why is this he had a question for like 20 like how does

01:07:09.620 no one know like i don't i know it like has to do with like it hitting something up there

01:07:13.680 and like but i really don't know what it is it's clear too it's not like yellow true yo you know 0.95

01:07:19.700 what's weird about it too what you just said like hitting something up there this is fucking 0.78

01:07:24.680 graphic i'm i try let me try to come up with the right way to say this during sex your body produces 0.82

01:07:30.820 things that don't actually exist outside of sex now we already know that that's evidenced by

01:07:35.320 logan's pillow i was going to say i figured this out at 12 years old now now it's weird that you

01:07:40.680 bring that up because on the flip side of the human organism from an endoscopic side as opposed

01:07:46.040 to a colonoscopic side the the the the the the uh esophagus when penetrated by a large and long

01:07:56.120 object creates a spit that does not exist from the neck up i think it like hits your saliva

01:08:01.360 gland is that what happens it creates like a this this almost uh wd-40 lubricant that that is the

01:08:08.540 that is the most quality uh friction killer as it pertains to the oral stimulation maybe that's

01:08:16.660 just evolution do you think so like maybe some sort of like deep throat evolution yeah like

01:08:21.660 someone's like those i don't know you think caveman that was in years ago they were like

01:08:27.220 throat goats and now here we are with like so much saliva so much saliva in our throats i i've

01:08:32.240 wondered this yeah i don't know if you're like really into history but like when like who gave

01:08:38.140 the first blowjob no literally like leopatra or something like how long ago because because

01:08:44.680 dude you have to imagine like think back in the day think about hygiene as well 1.00

01:08:50.760 people were probably pretty disgusting so gross pretty disgusting like stds oh my god they come 0.76

01:08:56.560 from koalas like well well yeah had they been developed yeah probably like or they made in 1.00

01:09:01.880 china there's no shaving there's no deodorant there's even like bathing think about how hard 0.76

01:09:06.920 it was to like take a good bath there was no soap and if there was so far sorry it's like shampoo 0.72

01:09:11.600 conditioner that's why they lived like 30 yeah 35 used to be like the like that's your own yeah

01:09:17.860 yeah or your grandpa who's the one chick that even back then too that had the snakes as the

01:09:22.740 hair and if you look at her turn to stone it's bro she can you imagine dude being alive in that

01:09:28.080 era and she's topping you off and you just have your hands on some on some venomous like i think

01:09:33.380 she was a mythical creature no i know but where do you think myth comes from it comes from truth 0.92

01:09:37.640 like dude can you okay let me ask you a question would you fuck zeus yeah under poseidon yeah 0.93

01:09:43.520 yeah brawl or oh dude i was a hammer i was a classics major so like i randomly know about 0.95

01:09:50.720 these things who do you think was the who do you think was like who would you go after first

01:09:54.540 yeah which which which greek god would you hook up with probably probably like thor yeah the hammer

01:10:00.640 yeah he's got a hammer he's got a piece and then who do you think who's the hottest chick i wonder

01:10:05.000 athena or aphrodite oh yeah what's her story again i like i don't know yeah you must have

01:10:12.540 You know about Achilles, the warrior?

01:10:15.100 Achilles, yeah.

01:10:16.180 The greatest warrior in the history of time.

01:10:17.680 Yeah.

01:10:18.260 Played by Brad Pitt in that movie Troy.

01:10:20.420 Yeah.

01:10:21.760 That dude could probably.

01:10:23.000 Such good movies, yeah.

01:10:24.420 Throwdown, to say the least.

01:10:27.000 Great movie.

01:10:27.800 Or Odysseus, Odyssey.

01:10:30.180 Yep, yep, hard.

01:10:31.740 Or the guy that was on the whale hunting.

01:10:36.100 Moby Dick was a whale.

01:10:37.600 Yeah.

01:10:37.720 What was it?

01:10:38.420 The guy's name, who wrote it again?

01:10:40.580 Captain... 1.00

01:10:41.380 ahab oh captain ahab yeah the captain of the boat he definitely got bitches yeah do you think he does 1.00

01:10:47.020 do you think so yeah so pirate pirates back in the day probably the dopest motherfuckers ever 1.00

01:10:54.340 bro oh they probably gotta put bodies up like numbers but but again just probably just like

01:10:59.000 like the gremlins like who are they who are yeah like deep demonic would you bang up would you bang

01:11:04.240 a pilgrim you know what i'm saying like imagine they came over on the santa maria and just hopped

01:11:10.580 off and you were there like hanging at the Plymouth Rock and things just got crazy and

01:11:15.400 they offered you a turkey leg but made you laugh you know what I'm saying and you were just like

01:11:20.680 dude yeah I don't know if the turkey leg would sell me though with all my eating stuff oh yeah

01:11:24.700 that's true okay they just I would say they just offered me they just offered you the bone

01:11:29.140 they're like chew on this oh another question just came coming from the audience um the the

01:11:37.780 So this is from John in Bangkok.

01:11:41.300 The noise the vibrator makes, the little whirring,

01:11:44.720 is that sometimes distracting?

01:11:47.240 That's a good question.

01:11:48.220 I think, like, you should be louder than, like, the little vibrating.

01:11:52.080 Like, sex shouldn't be that silent.

01:11:54.320 But you're by yourself.

01:11:56.440 Do you make noise when you're by yourself?

01:11:59.840 I don't know.

01:12:00.500 I like blackout.

01:12:02.680 Like, no, maybe?

01:12:04.920 Yep.

01:12:05.300 Heavy breathing?

01:12:06.080 That's the answer we were looking for.

01:12:07.260 are you can you go are you a back-to-back-to-back if you're by yourself person like can or do you

01:12:12.820 are you one and done um it depends how tired i am dude i used to find yeah i used to find the

01:12:19.880 the double x back in the day the og she told me that she could she'd sometimes just not like 30

01:12:27.300 40 times in one day i mean that's insane i'm not kidding i'm three to four like she literally

01:12:32.300 would lay with the magic wand which is like the the real tool that's like it's like yeah that's

01:12:37.700 the og no like it's a it's like if you if you're a girl and you're a normal girl out there and

01:12:41.680 you're rocking like the screwdriver this is like this is like you have a power saw and she would

01:12:47.400 just rock it's like this big dude yeah it's massive i don't know why it needs to be that

01:12:50.940 big though that's weird yeah it's a lot of tool to be bringing to the bedroom heavy yeah machinery

01:12:55.620 uh have you ever operated heavy machinery like excavator like a drill bit no an auger have you

01:13:05.820 ever used an auger it's an auger it's like isn't that like a it's like a it's got it's like it's

01:13:11.360 like a spiral it's like a spiral you can dig in the ground post holes so back in the day you would

01:13:16.700 use these don't know post hole clamp yeah and now they have two man augers where one person holds

01:13:23.160 It's the thing the other person uses.

01:13:24.460 Hey, Jackhammer.

01:13:26.300 Pat, can we use?

01:13:26.960 I would use Jackhammer.

01:13:28.200 Those are fucking fun to use.

01:13:29.940 Yeah.

01:13:30.440 Those are good.

01:13:31.040 Do you like the Jackhammer, the Piledriver?

01:13:33.240 Yeah, I would.

01:13:34.440 That's just a wrestling move.

01:13:35.740 Well, it's a...

01:13:36.920 Tombstone Piledriver.

01:13:38.880 Is it hard?

01:13:39.960 Yeah, The Undertaker gives it.

01:13:42.180 It's his finisher, so it could definitely take you out.

01:13:44.500 Shit.

01:13:46.560 There's one story I do want to ask you about that was in my PDF

01:13:49.100 that was not related to penises.

01:13:50.580 you did gymnastics karate sorry you did karate no that's what i meant i said i'm getting older

01:13:59.220 now you did karate as a as a youth you were in karate yeah sanchin martial arts what what did

01:14:07.180 you achieve what did you achieve i just got to brown belt and i stopped pretty solid yeah dude

01:14:14.000 i don't want to be offensive to you or any of the karate folk but i just feel like it's kind of a

01:14:19.180 useless martial art yeah i'm sorry george st pierre i asked him on the podcast as well i'm just

01:14:24.340 saying dude if you're in a street fight and karate is your discipline and you get hit with a boxer 0.89

01:14:28.920 or a wrestler or more you're getting your fucking ass kicked i hope a karate dude chops you there's 0.86

01:14:32.960 no there is zero percent chance a triple black belt karate would do anything i hope you're going 0.98

01:14:38.220 up like a little three set of steps like you know the little three sets where there's only three

01:14:41.980 stairs and a guy comes from the higher steps and does one of those flying kicks right like a karate

01:14:47.600 kick right to the side of your temple i feel like karate is like all like pressure points and stuff

01:14:51.520 so like that's how they get you it's like not even about strength it's about like defeating someone

01:14:55.500 with like pressure points right to this spot there are there are some there are some spots

01:15:00.760 yeah collapse collapse your elbows and your neck and yeah i was gonna say if you get hit in the

01:15:05.620 adam's apple or like right here in the throat you could like die straight up yeah be interesting

01:15:11.500 yeah i want to get my black belt though could you break a board yeah could you break a board

01:15:16.920 and then sell a house i mean if i had to i feel like if i wasn't doing social media i would be

01:15:24.060 great in real estate like that's what my dad does i feel like i have a knack for it sell a house

01:15:28.860 you could be on that show uh owning manhattan with ryan serhant or like selling sunset

01:15:33.340 yeah he's great yeah yeah he's awesome could you land a plane if you had to definitely not

01:15:41.000 helicopter definitely not we looked this up guess what percentage of people with zero

01:15:46.560 guess what percentage of people with zero knowledge of how to fly a helicopter

01:15:51.200 could figure out how to fly a helicopter in an emergency scenario say like some sort of

01:15:56.060 yeah i don't have the answer to it yet but i bet it's like 72 no shot absolutely no shots

01:16:00.320 it there's that's insane that's insane flying a helicopter is an extremely technical 0.81

01:16:06.040 pursue and the idea that you're going to give me some fucking 50 plus number i'm literally 0.91

01:16:10.400 personally going to say it's 18 to 24 zero to one percent that's what i'm saying dude i'm even 0.91

01:16:16.000 impossible bro there's multiple levers like four or five percent if you've watched like

01:16:20.940 helicopter youtube videos of are done flight is it this is it this it's uh it's three it's three

01:16:27.420 things bro one of which is the pedals like there's pedals there's uh the um whatever the steering

01:16:34.300 wheel is the thingy they're not i thought you just like pull it down like really slowly you

01:16:40.660 could try maybe you'll fall on that one percent yeah maybe so many buttons to press but would

01:16:45.920 you ever fly a helicopter if you did have the knowledge um like stuff aviation kind of freaks

01:16:51.720 me out a little bit heights no no heights it's just aviation it's just like planes in general

01:16:57.400 i don't know if the media is feeding me all these plane crashes but oh it's been crazy it seems to

01:17:01.360 have been a little out of control yeah it's almost like somebody fired the entire flight i travel

01:17:05.980 sometimes with a parachute really i have two parachutes i was recently in this like small

01:17:10.800 blade plane that like a parachute came out the top it was so that's cool yeah yeah that's cool

01:17:15.420 you know what the issue is you know what the issue is hallie yeah no for for sure if i'm in a plane

01:17:19.480 with a with that can like self-deploy a parachute that's awesome the issue is uh most of these

01:17:24.460 accidents most of them are happening on takeoff and landing so you're not even high enough to

01:17:28.940 deploy a parachute and it's some sort of malfunction on on something yeah i'm sorry

01:17:34.400 she's gonna double her xanax dose on the next flight now no um yeah i don't like flying that

01:17:41.680 much if you had to and i know this once again spits in the face of your issue but if you really

01:17:46.480 had to if you say the mykonos trip went downhill you guys got stranded somewhere near um one of

01:17:52.420 the beaches there if you had to eat a human to survive would you be able to do that i mean if

01:17:58.560 i could like cook them or something yeah you can like if i could build the fire first can you build

01:18:02.020 a fire i could figure that out probably oh it's harder than you think really yeah it's so fucking

01:18:07.840 hard i need to try if you don't know how to build a fire with no materials you're probably gonna die

01:18:14.440 how would you do it walk me through it i would find dry wood okay and then dry branch okay and

01:18:21.980 And then I would, how do you like start the, I'll tell you.

01:18:29.040 I need like a rock to start the spark.

01:18:31.720 Yeah, that is right.

01:18:33.160 It's unlikely to work unless you have the right rock.

01:18:36.240 Like charcoal, right? 0.93

01:18:37.260 Or some, not like charcoal, but like a blacker. 0.98

01:18:39.420 No, so it's, it's, it's unlikely that it'll work. 1.00

01:18:42.140 Your best bet is what's called a bow drill.

01:18:45.100 A bow drill.

01:18:46.560 That, that would work if with a stick, dude, that would,

01:18:50.040 technically if you were like super determined you could get it done but you see where they do this

01:18:55.100 with the sticks yeah and and and the the the friction on the stick and then the baseboard

01:19:00.040 causes smoke and is that what it is is there a board at the bottom oh yeah we've done this i

01:19:04.620 think and you and you surround kindling around yes or or nearby or just a little bit in there

01:19:10.120 it's got to be a certain type of dry like dry wood yeah like soft wood that can easily like

01:19:15.020 ignite but this this this is tough it's called a bow drill i'm just letting you know in case this

01:19:20.080 happens or you end up in a scenario we need to light a fire like it's like essentially imagine

01:19:23.780 like a a wooden like a bow and like a bow a wooden bow so bow drill you take a stick you bend it you

01:19:31.480 put a string like imagine this is the bow and you put a string across it yeah and then you wrap your

01:19:36.280 your your your stick in the bow drill and then you kind of just like saw it back and forth so it does

01:19:42.500 the this motion but all you're doing is this and that that stick is spinning a lot in the middle

01:19:48.880 back and forth back and forth with your boat sounds so complex not at all it's the easiest 0.89

01:19:52.980 way if you're fucked i'm gonna save a life with this information i know it may be yours i don't 0.94

01:19:58.060 know yeah i mean i learned something today do you like to go camping i don't but i would i keep 0.98

01:20:04.540 telling like my friend graden i want to go camping just like for the bit shout out graden yeah he's

01:20:09.760 great yeah great if you if you could go snowboarding would you i'm a skier oh if you go skiing would

01:20:15.760 you yeah i feel like you guys should hang out man we do hang out i feel like there's a lot

01:20:20.240 okay if me you and page lorenz got in a skiing race who would win hey bro she's like a professional

01:20:26.520 oh she could be yeah no yeah she that's you ever see stuff people like her and like they're just

01:20:32.020 like out there doing stuff page is like page does so much stuff and it makes me so envious because

01:20:37.640 she's like today i'm riding horses and then she's like bareback cooking like turning butter yeah 0.95

01:20:42.560 like and i'm just like sitting there with like a fucking she's also just like so fun to go out 0.96

01:20:47.700 with and you broke the you kind of like were like all over that proposal yeah like you had all the 0.90

01:20:54.020 videos congrats by the way to her and tommy that's so super awesome obviously the cooler paul on the

01:20:59.160 planet he just we plays tennis and you don't he's really good yeah i know i've seen him he's great

01:21:05.440 yeah he's great he's great now they're engaged that's so everyone's getting engaged yeah i think

01:21:09.760 he's love is in the air i think we're related to him you should do a 23 and me with him yeah

01:21:14.300 all right we got to get out of here ellie okay this is this has been awesome this is so much

01:21:18.580 like did you have fun did you feel comfortable no i felt great like it was amazing hell yeah

01:21:22.660 oh yeah it's fun hopefully uh hopefully your audience hopefully this resonates with your

01:21:27.440 audience i feel like uh sometimes it's hit or miss you know they might come on and be like

01:21:31.040 these guys are fucking misogynistic 0.95

01:21:32.980 misogynistic fucking fuck

01:21:35.020 we don't love them

01:21:36.120 we want to be claimed

01:21:37.620 we do want to be claimed

01:21:38.800 we want to have stands

01:21:40.180 and that slay and just be like big king energy

01:21:43.240 big king energy

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