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00:00:30.920 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

00:00:33.460 We have a new podcast.

00:00:34.880 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:00:36.260 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:00:37.420 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:00:41.400 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

00:00:46.000 occasionally different opinions.

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00:00:49.820 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business.

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00:02:12.920 And now!

00:02:14.280 You haven't fought anyone. You don't fight.

00:02:16.000 I think I'm better than you.

00:02:17.040 Oh, oh, we've seen David Blaine!

00:02:19.100 We got you a gallon of crime.

00:02:20.400 I could go through this.

00:02:21.780 Hasbulla was canceled.

00:02:22.920 His own pet cat.

00:02:23.760 And he hit it.

00:02:24.340 That's basically like he was punching a tiger.

00:02:26.740 But you do have a type.

00:02:28.360 What's the type?

00:02:28.960 isn't sugar a little unhinged i don't know he ran someone over like twice 0.99

00:02:33.760 i mean you don't have you don't have you don't how that's a chop brother

00:02:52.800 Yeah, now you just chopped yourself

00:02:55.140 Get used to it

00:02:56.380 Love hurts

00:02:58.780 You know what else hurts?

00:02:59.760 The end of a year

00:03:00.660 As you look back

00:03:02.680 No, we need a different intro

00:03:04.480 No, we don't

00:03:05.020 Why don't you start with love hurts?

00:03:06.060 Because it doesn't matter

00:03:07.000 It is what it is, Paul

00:03:09.340 Life goes how it goes

00:03:11.220 And this year is gone

00:03:12.940 It's gone

00:03:13.680 2023 is gone, guys

00:03:14.940 But we are staying

00:03:16.520 Unfortunate for everyone who hates us

00:03:18.540 We ain't going nowhere

00:03:22.600 It's been a great year, guys.

00:03:24.320 Thank you for watching us.

00:03:25.880 As always, we've provided a little wrap-up

00:03:28.340 of some of the best moments we've had.

00:03:29.720 So please enjoy the top 23 moments of Impulsives 2023.

00:03:35.040 I think we were supposed to talk about a couple of our favorites.

00:03:39.360 Because, like, you know.

00:03:40.440 Oh.

00:03:41.060 Well, for me, dude, I was.

00:03:42.260 Wait, so just.

00:03:43.700 Yeah, we're just chit-chit.

00:03:44.520 I mean, it's still going.

00:03:45.440 You said it, and they're still watching.

00:03:47.060 Like, it's just real.

00:03:47.820 It's real life.

00:03:48.800 You know, they like this stuff. 1.00

00:03:50.980 Damn. 0.99

00:03:51.200 We did an episode this year with David Blaine. 0.99

00:03:53.640 That was a standout episode for me.

00:03:55.340 He's so good at magic.

00:03:56.560 So talented.

00:03:57.380 Yeah.

00:03:57.920 He freaks me out a little bit.

00:04:00.040 The amount of stuff he's able to do,

00:04:01.440 I'm sure he'll be on the favorites list.

00:04:04.740 My name's Michael.

00:04:06.540 He'll be on the favorites list.

00:04:08.260 Kevin Hart.

00:04:09.440 Yeah, Kevin Hart.

00:04:10.160 We had Erling Haaland.

00:04:12.540 Jake Paul, 100 times.

00:04:14.320 KSI, 100 times.

00:04:16.000 Ice Cube.

00:04:16.520 Cody wrote some massive WWE superstars,

00:04:19.120 including myself, of course.

00:04:20.220 And UFC superstars

00:04:21.920 I know one of the favorite episodes of the year was Adesanya

00:04:24.040 Yeah

00:04:24.740 Adesanya's bright beyond his years

00:04:26.700 Had a lot of really good intel for the audience beyond fighting

00:04:29.880 The audience seems to like comedians

00:04:31.880 Burt Kreischer absolutely nailed it out of the park

00:04:34.400 Massive show

00:04:34.940 Gal in a prime 0.82

00:04:35.820 Yeah 1.00

00:04:36.260 Pitching Mark Cuban

00:04:37.440 We did have some good shows this year

00:04:40.500 And then two weeks later he leaves the Mavericks

00:04:42.620 I'm like yo I want to sponsor your team

00:04:44.380 And then he just sells his equity stake

00:04:45.760 He was like I'll take your money and then just left 0.99

00:04:47.420 Damn 0.98

00:04:48.480 Alright Mark 0.98

00:04:49.720 yeah we had a good year we did have a good year can i intro it now i just want to say before you

00:04:55.700 do that that i still do very much enjoy you i you know like i said in the last episode we don't get

00:05:02.040 a chance to see each other as much as we used to and i don't really know if i like you as much

00:05:06.540 off the show because of that but when we put these headphones on man i still do enjoy doing

00:05:13.300 this show with you so i appreciate you know we didn't even say this at any point this year

00:05:18.060 five years of impulsive came in november 18th of 2023 five years we didn't even say anything

00:05:23.820 we didn't do anything it's like our production team dropped the ball what else is new

00:05:26.780 you know but uh you know five years bro that's crazy and here's the six uh yeah handshake

00:05:33.860 here's the handshake to six years no i love you so much bro and uh just give me a chance to show

00:05:38.700 out when we're off camera like we're about to go hit some golf balls dinner tonight yep i'm sure

00:05:42.560 you'll like me again no i do just not as much as i used to here's uh top moments of 2023 unimpulsive

00:05:50.160 you are tatted i was doing some research on your instagram so many you went all in yeah i

00:06:02.680 was really young and i had a lot of friends with tattoo guns and i got one and i was like 0.92

00:06:11.120 this looks fucking tight and i just fucking kept going you never used the the painkillers or got 0.87

00:06:17.220 put to sleep because you know that's put to sleep you know what though i feel like uh i was actually 0.99

00:06:23.700 watching the tiktok i actually tiktok so much because i've been learning so much shit on her 0.93

00:06:27.720 but an anesthesiologist was just saying like that's not healthy because of what's going into 0.93

00:06:32.300 your blood while they're trying to like i don't know really but also just like i just feel like

00:06:38.360 we should be saving the anesthesia for

00:06:40.320 things that actually require

00:06:42.440 anesthesia. Well, there's plenty

00:06:44.460 of anesthesia. But if y'all want to put me to sleep to

00:06:46.340 remove some tattoos, I'm

00:06:48.480 with it. That painful? So painful.

00:06:51.000 Worse? Worse than getting it? I'm currently

00:06:52.480 getting my knuckles, like all of my knuckle

00:06:54.340 tats removed. And when I tell you that shit feels 0.99

00:06:56.420 like someone took like a 1.00

00:06:58.520 burning hot sledgehammer

00:07:00.020 and just started like cracking

00:07:02.240 my knuckles. Oh my god.

00:07:04.300 You're like, you know what? I'll keep them. Fuck it.

00:07:06.360 No, I found somewhere in downtown LA that like 1.00

00:07:08.140 injects like lidocaine oh yeah it numbs the area so that if i can put that on the painkiller

00:07:13.260 scale that's cool i i think i think with tattoos the the people getting put to sleep is actually

00:07:19.000 getting some pushback because isn't isn't part of like that mark on your yeah come on you gotta 1.00

00:07:23.540 earn it earn it yeah pussy smells like pussy you're 11 years old you know how much your 0.99

00:07:32.160 paintings sell for you know right yeah why don't you say it around a hundred to two hundred thousand 0.99

00:07:37.680 dollars if you see his work okay here's what i'll say we were with dave chappelle once

00:07:47.480 backstage somewhere i think at his show and his father was showing dave his art and dave

00:07:54.860 he was like 10 at the time making this art and dave goes my god your son has been touched by

00:08:01.760 the hand of god brother and that's the best way to describe it literally a young picasso a phenom

00:08:07.060 he's a phenom and uh he came here because uh we we've been wanting to meet for a while i signed a

00:08:12.820 pokemon card of his he's in a pokemon andreas how conscious of you are of how impactful your art is

00:08:22.400 in the art community do you are you able to comprehend what's going on in your in your life

00:08:27.660 Well, I know it's really popular right now,

00:08:32.540 and I'm glad people are buying it

00:08:34.660 because it makes me happy to make it

00:08:37.540 and even happier that it's selling.

00:08:40.260 That's so profound.

00:08:41.800 It's like he's being trained.

00:08:42.620 It's incredible.

00:08:43.500 Everything he says is just a gem.

00:08:44.920 I signed the Pokemon card for him,

00:08:46.500 and I said, you got to draw on this Prime bottle.

00:08:49.120 So, Andreas drew on this Prime bottle here,

00:08:52.560 one of his art pieces, and he signed it.

00:08:54.640 This will be selling on eBay.

00:08:56.700 For a quarter million, quarter million dollars.

00:08:59.060 You know who else posted him recently was one of the guys from BTS.

00:09:02.760 That was awesome, huh?

00:09:03.640 You commissioned a piece for him, right?

00:09:05.500 From BTS?

00:09:07.400 Yep.

00:09:08.140 I think that was one of my favorite pieces, but the crying?

00:09:11.080 Yeah.

00:09:11.360 That was sick.

00:09:12.560 Dude, such an interesting question because you're so young.

00:09:15.980 Where do you get your inspiration from?

00:09:17.940 Where do you come up with these ideas for these paintings?

00:09:21.300 Well, usually it just comes to me because when I was younger,

00:09:25.740 if you see

00:09:27.240 on my first paintings

00:09:29.560 I did like the triangle nose

00:09:31.520 so I thought

00:09:33.720 Picasso did that and that was his style

00:09:36.120 so I looked him up and he never

00:09:37.900 even did that so then I took

00:09:39.860 that as my style

00:09:41.300 for some reason I thought

00:09:43.520 Picasso did that but he never did that

00:09:45.960 you're original

00:09:47.120 it's going to be so cool to see him

00:09:49.700 develop into

00:09:51.100 a full size human

00:09:53.080 and then see what his mind

00:09:55.720 can come come up with then if he's this creative at a young age i mean are your peers jealous that

00:10:00.260 you're making quarter million dollars a painting uh or they're just playing on the playground

00:10:04.920 honestly your peers are like nine years old they're not making any money

00:10:09.320 um i guess my friends are happy for me that's that's that is that is right he said he played

00:10:18.860 he said he played you in a game of poker and you took his 20 bucks except knowing him i'm not sure

00:10:24.160 Maybe it was $20 or $20.

00:10:26.040 But he was pressing me.

00:10:28.120 He was like, I need the $20 on the table, though,

00:10:30.160 because I don't think you're going to pay me.

00:10:32.500 I was like, okay, I'm sorry.

00:10:34.600 So I had to go scavenge for $20.

00:10:37.140 I don't carry cash.

00:10:38.420 But he was cutting me deals.

00:10:40.100 It was crazy.

00:10:40.700 He was negotiating with me.

00:10:41.520 He's way ahead of his time, and now he's got money.

00:10:43.520 He can get addicted to gambling.

00:10:44.360 The crazy thing, he understood the game so quick.

00:10:46.940 He just got unlucky.

00:10:48.840 You got clout yet?

00:10:50.180 You got clout?

00:10:51.220 I guess so.

00:10:52.120 How many followers

00:10:55.460 You got on Instagram

00:10:56.080 I don't really keep track

00:10:59.700 Of that too much

00:11:00.780 What is it

00:11:01.940 Andres Valencia Art

00:11:05.160 And he doesn't even run his account

00:11:06.900 I don't think he can legally run his account

00:11:08.340 No he doesn't

00:11:09.160 You in LA?

00:11:11.280 You live in Los Angeles?

00:11:12.320 No I'm in San Diego

00:11:13.420 Oh that's good

00:11:14.300 Because once you get clout here

00:11:15.400 It's not a

00:11:15.840 You can get a lot of free stuff

00:11:18.000 But it's dangerous

00:11:18.740 I don't want to see you fall

00:11:19.720 Into the same path of life

00:11:20.760 That you know

00:11:21.380 Someone like

00:11:22.120 I did for example, you know, I guess so

00:11:52.120 Oh, my God.

00:11:52.840 Everyone's texting me.

00:11:54.160 Dave Portnoy already texted me.

00:11:56.320 Bro, Dave.

00:11:56.980 Yes.

00:11:58.320 Oh, my God.

00:12:00.500 Let's go.

00:12:03.340 Oh, my God, bro.

00:12:04.700 I'm not even kidding.

00:12:05.800 Look how many texts I already have.

00:12:07.400 Oh, my God.

00:12:07.800 Dave Portnoy, congrats on your Super Bowl commercial.

00:12:09.980 Huge for you.

00:12:11.380 Congrats on your Super Bowl commercial for all these people.

00:12:15.020 Oh.

00:12:16.180 Congrats, boys.

00:12:17.420 Congrats, boys.

00:12:18.060 The first ever creator brand in the world.

00:12:21.040 To have a Super Bowl commercial

00:12:23.420 Yeah, yeah, hard, hard

00:12:24.520 I'm floored

00:12:26.660 That was fast

00:12:30.760 Oh my god 0.99

00:12:33.660 No fucking way, dude 0.99

00:12:35.560 I cannot believe that just happened 0.99

00:12:37.820 Jesus Christ

00:12:38.800 Well, congratulations, boys

00:12:40.560 That is a big, big accomplishment

00:12:42.040 Well, you know how many millions

00:12:44.360 How many millions watched the Super Bowl?

00:12:46.240 Like 500 million plus?

00:12:48.060 I don't think that many

00:12:48.820 That's the World Cup

00:12:50.220 not 90 million 100 million 140 million who knows it's a million a couple million

00:12:54.600 100 plus million jesus oh my god it was expensive yeah yeah oh trust me i know

00:13:01.700 uh we talked with our partners and it was like a conversation that was like uh should we should

00:13:10.440 we become the first creators to have a creator-owned creator-branded big game commercial

00:13:15.060 and we decided yeah and so we had to put together this commercial dude i don't know if you know this

00:13:22.100 i did so much brainstorming for for concepts to come up with and we ended up just settling on

00:13:30.220 that like montage yeah type of hype thing bro we had some sick ideas though so many there was one

00:13:36.060 where i was like bro all we need to do is just scream drink prime white background just constantly

00:13:42.300 at the camera drink prime drink prime 30 seconds i had a bill nye concept we almost got bill nye 0.95

00:13:49.520 there was a cheating a cheating prime cheating woman that was the one that almost went which i 1.00

00:13:54.900 might i might still shoot because it's good but you know you know what why we went with that like

00:13:58.520 look at all these commercials that are airing right now they're so produced and you you can tell

00:14:04.240 that they're professionally made by a corporation which is so not us like our our entire

00:14:12.080 being is that of like run and gun on the spot relatable content doing our best we can working

00:14:16.900 our asses off to try to make something significant and so we made that montage using footage we had

00:14:21.440 and footage uh that we sourced from different various events that we've done your boxing

00:14:24.980 knockouts yeah sorry temper uh sorry temper uh the wwe stuff and yeah i think i mean we'll see

00:14:32.720 the reception but i think i like that it looked different than the others yeah you know what i

00:14:36.680 it made so much sense oh man that guy got knocked out in the ring and oh my god oh my god i forgot

00:14:43.820 i forgot it was in the commercial oh my god i'm gonna start getting texts right now from phase

00:14:48.100 what i completely forgot that yeah yeah i believe well that was what january 14th

00:14:54.880 we had 30 we had 30 days to make this commercial yeah 30 obviously we're not gonna go out and make 0.80

00:15:01.160 some like expensive ass but we had a zero dollar budget we spent the budget on the ad spot oh my 0.95

00:15:05.980 Let's go us. 0.99

00:15:07.060 Let's go.

00:15:10.760 This is the first time because of the engagement you've agreed to come on Impulsive.

00:15:15.660 I know.

00:15:16.000 I needed that ring on my finger before going here.

00:15:18.100 But it's here.

00:15:19.100 So we're ready to go.

00:15:20.740 It's here.

00:15:21.860 And it's gorgeous.

00:15:22.700 Did you take a look at it?

00:15:23.500 I've not even seen it yet.

00:15:24.680 Do you want to take a look at it?

00:15:25.900 Can you take it off your finger?

00:15:27.160 I don't know about that.

00:15:28.580 Jeff.

00:15:29.060 Where's Jeff at?

00:15:29.760 No, no, no.

00:15:30.160 Because no.

00:15:32.000 It was stealing.

00:15:33.680 I'll be honest, Nina. 0.97

00:15:34.600 I'm very fucking proud of this ring. 0.97

00:15:35.680 It's gorgeous. 0.98

00:15:36.660 Is there a fly around me?

00:15:37.520 There was.

00:15:37.900 They flew off.

00:15:38.240 There was.

00:15:38.500 Okay.

00:15:39.140 It's absolutely stunning and perfect, and you have outdone yourself.

00:15:44.260 Like, this is everything I wanted and more, and so are you.

00:15:46.840 Thanks, babe.

00:15:47.720 I was...

00:15:48.740 How much did it cost?

00:15:50.700 Oh.

00:15:51.720 It doesn't have to be a ballpark.

00:15:53.280 It could just be the exact number.

00:15:54.520 I'm not going to say.

00:15:55.700 No, you can say six digits.

00:15:57.800 Well, that isn't indicative of how much it costs.

00:16:01.420 I was debating on telling Nina, right?

00:16:03.720 Like, like, do you tell your fiance?

00:16:05.380 I don't think so.

00:16:05.940 That's kind of weird.

00:16:06.600 That's what I thought, too.

00:16:07.460 But I tell her everything.

00:16:08.900 Yeah.

00:16:09.280 And I know and I know she wanted to know, even though she wouldn't have asked me, I know

00:16:12.720 she wanted to know.

00:16:13.700 I held off.

00:16:14.420 I held off.

00:16:15.020 And then one day I was I was I was filtering through the GIA report, which is like, do you

00:16:19.980 know what that is?

00:16:20.940 I do.

00:16:21.540 Yeah.

00:16:21.640 It's a diamond rating system.

00:16:22.880 Essentially, that's what it is.

00:16:23.860 And there's the intricacies of buying a ring.

00:16:26.440 VVS, this type, that type.

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00:17:58.300 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show

00:18:01.760 Oh my god, Lexi

00:18:03.300 We have a new podcast

00:18:04.620 It's called Don't Lie to Me

00:18:06.140 I'm Lexi Iwanu

00:18:07.380 We're two best friends, 22 years apart

00:18:09.980 But so close at heart

00:18:11.580 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one

00:18:14.020 Which means we have wildly different references

00:18:16.200 Occasionally different opinions

00:18:17.720 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all

00:18:20.360 I'm not gonna get anywhere

00:18:22.460 You're fighting

00:18:23.120 That is wild

00:18:24.660 I learned that about you today

00:18:26.420 now in my 30s being the founder of new shoes good taste is my business and i've always got

00:18:33.820 something to say if men were just honest about this there would be so much more peace in the

00:18:38.520 world we're gonna talk about dating relationships beauty getting older and a little wiser we're

00:18:44.260 best friends but we don't always agree because you told us how accommodating you are obviously

00:18:49.340 i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight

00:18:54.160 Don't lie to me.

00:18:55.220 Don't lie to me.

00:18:56.420 Don't lie to me.

00:18:57.760 Don't lie to me.

00:18:59.020 Don't lie to me.

00:19:00.020 Don't lie to me. 1.00

00:19:00.840 Liar. 0.94

00:19:01.620 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 0.98

00:19:06.500 I don't really care.

00:19:08.740 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess

00:19:13.580 Podcast, the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice

00:19:18.600 it.

00:19:19.000 Each week, I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debris, Lamorne Morris,

00:19:23.920 and Nicole Byer.

00:19:25.320 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:19:26.500 What?

00:19:26.960 I could talk to you for an hour.

00:19:28.480 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:19:30.500 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

00:19:32.460 And the scams run the gamut.

00:19:34.380 I'm talking about scams from the 1800s

00:19:36.840 all the way up to today.

00:19:39.460 I also warn you and keep you safe against scammers.

00:19:43.160 Call your grandparents.

00:19:44.680 Tell your parents to stop clicking on links, please.

00:19:47.980 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.

00:19:51.380 If there's a scam, I'm here to protect you.

00:19:53.760 And I'm also here to laugh with you.

00:19:55.940 So if you like fun, if you like comedy, and you like learning and protecting yourself from criminals,

00:20:01.040 start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:20:06.880 Scam Goddess!

00:20:09.040 What color stone is it? Where is it from?

00:20:11.280 Oh, you know it all.

00:20:12.980 We used to have to buy certain things with drug proceeds, yes.

00:20:17.920 I'll say the specs of it. You could estimate the price.

00:20:20.220 correct me if i'm wrong it's an e-color e-color emerald cut yeah 6.23 carats yep vvs2

00:20:27.560 that's that's pretty much that's about it yeah and then you got the bullet cuts that you decided

00:20:33.280 yourself you made it your own which i really appreciate but i was so surprised and i told

00:20:38.280 you this that when i opened the box to give you the ring you kind of just glanced at it you didn't

00:20:46.620 even like look at the ring that much and and you more fixated on me which i was told actually by

00:20:52.240 your sister abby and like my mom and like girls in general they're like when she sees the ring

00:20:56.040 she's gonna black out but when i did it she just she just looked at it and we started hugging and

00:21:00.820 it was such in that moment i was like you know this is why this is the girl i'm marrying because

00:21:05.560 like this moment even though it is about this object right here is just us it's just us right

00:21:12.080 now i had to tell her i was like look look at this like do you like it yeah is this what you

00:21:16.300 wanted i wanted to just take it all in like i kept telling myself like just be present and like

00:21:21.540 do the mental photographs and like you know just really memorize what's happening because i knew

00:21:27.440 it was only going to happen once in my life and it was so important for me to remember this because

00:21:30.960 i don't remember jack shit so i had to focus me either and i get the rest of my life to look at

00:21:36.280 this ring so i wasn't really concerned i saw how big it was and i was like you did really good now 0.91

00:21:40.560 let's make out 0.92

00:21:41.820 can i tell you i fucking love these primes oh you like prime i really do i really do we i was 0.99

00:21:50.560 with my daughters when we were at the beach and they had a big stack and i was like oh shit this 0.98

00:21:55.520 is uh his drink and i grabbed it i grabbed a bunch and put them out at the beach and in the 0.70

00:22:01.440 fridge the next morning i'm hung over and i wake over i go i'm gonna try one of these now i love 0.96

00:22:05.340 liquid uh liquid iv yeah liquid iv is a great drink yeah this has all the fucking electrolytes 0.95

00:22:10.740 all the fucking salts all the taste everything i fucking love these things we have them on our 0.93

00:22:15.580 tour bus we have them in our office having our office no way we've got the energy ones at our 0.98

00:22:19.880 office too let's go i fucking love these dude thanks man yeah they're fucking great they're 0.97

00:22:23.840 great for hangovers they're great for sickness they're great for hangovers they're great for 0.98

00:22:27.480 fucking hangovers dude that's crazy yeah i love them okay so i got a gift for you then 0.99

00:22:30.820 The guys that run Prime 0.99

00:22:33.240 Whoever is in charge

00:22:35.160 Has been hitting me up

00:22:36.020 We'll keep you stocked

00:22:38.400 But I got something for you today

00:22:39.320 Because I heard you drink a gallon of Kool-Aid

00:22:41.020 I love Kool-Aid

00:22:41.900 Okay, but we got you a gallon of Prime

00:22:43.660 They don't make these

00:22:44.600 And we just assembled this today

00:22:46.400 Oh my god, guys

00:22:49.200 This is almost as cool as a dinosaur bone 0.98

00:22:53.240 Suck on that, Tom Segura 1.00

00:22:55.440 We got him shit 1.00

00:22:56.940 I was going to give it to you 0.99

00:22:58.740 At the beginning of the podcast

00:22:59.700 But I forgot

00:23:00.580 and so we were gonna prompt you to drink all of it but uh you know i could go through this

00:23:06.000 oh this is my favorite color red

00:23:09.220 best video i've ever made is winning fortnight without moving how did you do that i just sat

00:23:17.560 in a tree and then tried for a week and then i got in my friend's game who was in the same office

00:23:22.440 as me as me without him knowing and it was still like a one in 10 000 chance at the circles i don't

00:23:28.360 know how much you know about yeah no no of course so the circle closed on where you yeah yeah so i

00:23:33.920 tried for a week without anything i just sat there for a week grinding it um probably did 100 hours

00:23:38.640 or something uh but then like my friend was one of the best players in the world but he was streaming

00:23:42.980 and he had no idea about this but i got in his game this one yeah i got in his game and i still

00:23:47.000 got the circle i'm in that circle well i think i'm am i in the tree but anyway point is he killed 0.88

00:23:51.520 all the final players and i just ran into his room and unplugged his pc no fucking way i'm 0.87

00:23:59.080 fucking like no way this is the in my opinion the best fortnight video right wait wait he was he was 0.94

00:24:04.820 in it yeah he was in your house so this is when we used to have an office and like i go and unplug 0.98

00:24:11.880 his in there there's no way no okay i just kicked him out of the game no hold on and then i come 0.78

00:24:17.540 and he's like what the fuck just happened like he had no idea about this video no you're serious 0.97

00:24:21.380 I swear on my life 1.00

00:24:23.480 The idea of faking content is the biggest piece of dog shit 1.00

00:24:25.640 So I'm still sitting in the tree 0.99

00:24:26.700 So y'all actually 0.72

00:24:27.800 Have you heard about men getting

00:24:32.180 The four inch leg extensions

00:24:34.040 And then are you considering that

00:24:35.780 You know I'm gonna be honest with you man 0.99

00:24:37.440 I don't know what the fuck is going on 0.98

00:24:39.000 Like I don't know 0.97

00:24:40.780 Like in general or just with that specific 0.98

00:24:42.720 Like what the fuck is going on 0.96

00:24:45.180 Like at some point 0.98

00:24:48.500 At some point

00:24:50.280 We got to hold the right people accountable.

00:24:53.800 And it's the doctors at this point. 0.99

00:24:55.920 Like, I don't know what you're doing to sell that you can pull all this shit off. 0.98

00:25:02.320 Like, I don't understand the confidence and comfort that you have in delivering these messages. 0.99

00:25:08.880 Like, all I got to do is take your fibula and add bone.

00:25:13.220 I can add bone.

00:25:14.100 Listen, it's easy. 0.99

00:25:14.820 Like, when you're saying shit, like, I can open your hips up and I can add. 0.99

00:25:19.340 You don't need this bone here 0.99

00:25:21.340 So what I can do

00:25:22.140 I'm going to take it from here

00:25:23.120 I'll put it right here

00:25:24.180 People are doing it 1.00

00:25:26.040 No it's the stupidest shit out of here 1.00

00:25:27.620 People are doing it 1.00

00:25:27.860 You're jeopardizing

00:25:29.620 Everything

00:25:30.400 Like

00:25:30.680 By the way

00:25:33.320 Nobody's going to think you had a growth spurt

00:25:36.440 You clearly got the work done

00:25:39.660 This is what I'm saying

00:25:40.300 Like people 1.00

00:25:40.980 People are losing their fucking minds 1.00

00:25:43.520 Yeah man 1.00

00:25:44.160 Like they're

00:25:45.700 Here

00:25:45.940 I don't

00:25:47.560 I'm not going to tell anybody

00:25:50.080 What to do with their lives

00:25:51.620 It's your life

00:25:52.300 We only get one to my knowledge

00:25:55.640 Now there may be more

00:25:57.400 Let's say there are more

00:26:00.060 And spiritual versions

00:26:02.320 Okay great

00:26:03.340 But to my knowledge you get the one 0.99

00:26:05.600 Live it however the fuck you want 0.99

00:26:07.280 Do with it what you may 0.98

00:26:09.540 The part that makes me go like

00:26:14.180 Wow 1.00

00:26:14.640 Is when people get this shit 1.00

00:26:16.960 and they just show up like like everybody's not gonna go hey man what the fuck you just do 1.00

00:26:24.380 you have hair now i was just with you yesterday you didn't call this shit you were six six like 1.00

00:26:32.340 it's it's the surprise factor in the you know the immediate want for the attention 0.96

00:26:39.260 that's attached to that and you know I I really hope and pray that this this thing of just like

00:26:49.320 acceptance or looking for it from others calms a little bit right like to where we're not we're

00:26:57.280 not worried as much about the words or the the the side of like acceptance from people you don't 0.58

00:27:08.440 fucking know you know i mean of people that had no value to you your life like looking for the 0.98

00:27:14.860 yeah from the shit that don't matter i hope calms a little bit because this thing like the 1.00

00:27:21.040 motherfuckers getting their knees extended or whatever yeah but that's not gonna nothing's 0.99

00:27:24.920 gonna change there because that concept of wanting to be accepted for vanity stats in life like height 1.00

00:27:30.020 and all that shit is not new it's just more under a magnifying glass now because of social media

00:27:34.380 you know what i'm saying but since the beginning of time people always wanted to be the tallest 0.99

00:27:38.000 The riches

00:27:38.680 I've never wanted to be tall

00:27:39.500 Really?

00:27:40.420 Never

00:27:40.660 It never affected you ever

00:27:41.880 In your life?

00:27:42.720 At one point

00:27:43.320 I mean I thought I was tall

00:27:44.340 So I got around tall people

00:27:45.380 My crew was all the same size

00:27:47.720 I was like this is good

00:27:48.560 Like we're killing it

00:27:49.540 And then I got around tall people 1.00

00:27:51.000 And I was like oh shit 0.99

00:27:51.640 Well this is different 0.99

00:27:53.160 Well the NBA ain't happening

00:27:55.240 But I think there's

00:27:56.880 There's perks and benefits

00:27:58.200 For wherever you are

00:27:59.560 Like wherever you sit

00:28:01.480 And stand

00:28:02.060 There's perks and benefits

00:28:03.720 What's one of the perks

00:28:04.640 Of being like not as

00:28:06.140 What'd you say 1.00

00:28:06.600 What the fuck did you just 0.99

00:28:08.300 What did you just say 1.00

00:28:09.580 What did you say 0.99

00:28:11.740 What the fuck just happened 0.99

00:28:13.860 Like we were on a roll 1.00

00:28:14.920 And then you called me

00:28:16.520 Well I just said I was going to say a fan of sheep

00:28:19.620 Yeah okay

00:28:20.280 What's one of the perks of being a fan of sheep

00:28:23.160 The biggest perk

00:28:25.240 The biggest perk

00:28:26.940 To being a 5'5 male

00:28:29.660 Is the clothes 1.00

00:28:31.940 My access to fucking clothes 1.00

00:28:34.060 Is ridiculous 1.00

00:28:34.880 You could go to Baby Gap and get... 0.66

00:28:36.120 Well, that's aggressive, okay?

00:28:37.960 Which is very aggressive.

00:28:40.040 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:28:43.600 Tommy Fury's on my fucking radar. 0.99

00:28:45.540 I have him in my scopes. 0.99

00:28:46.840 I wanted him when Jake was fighting him.

00:28:49.180 And I'm going to be back in the conversation, 0.95

00:28:51.640 which I'm fucking stoked about. 0.88

00:28:53.160 Yeah, dude. 0.95

00:28:54.000 October 14th, I'm fighting Dylan Dance.

00:28:55.480 You just jump him, too, at that point.

00:28:57.080 The both of you just jump him.

00:28:57.760 Yeah, I mean, I'll do something.

00:28:59.380 No, I'm going to finish him off first.

00:29:01.100 I got to handle that business first.

00:29:02.640 We'll see, bro, because you definitely snipe the Nate Diaz fight from me,

00:29:07.080 and I've been so lenient in giving you your opponents, and I think it's my—

00:29:11.720 But it's not—wait, it's not your option to give me my opponents.

00:29:14.440 You haven't fought anyone.

00:29:15.920 You don't fight.

00:29:16.500 You don't fight real fights.

00:29:18.340 It's just not your option to give me my opponents.

00:29:21.340 You're not even a fighter.

00:29:22.720 Like, you do exhibitions and lost, like, four years ago.

00:29:27.620 So it's not your option to, like, give me my fights.

00:29:30.360 that me and nate diaz have been talking about that for years and then you popped up and were like 0.88

00:29:36.120 no now it's my turn i want that fight and then start talking shit and then try to like get the

00:29:41.260 fight at in saudi arabia like on the microphone and like trying to like jump in on all these 0.96

00:29:47.040 things i think i'm better than you and i think nate chose you for a reason and i think everyone

00:29:52.600 knows that what do you mean even in even in but what have you done to prove that you're better

00:29:56.540 than me i don't know went toe-to-toe eight rounds with the greatest boxer of all time what do you 0.96

00:30:00.320 think happens if you fight floyd mayweather i would knock him out bro 100 don't be ridiculous 0.99

00:30:05.940 don't be ridiculous you you think because you lost a fight to floyd mayweather that you're 0.98

00:30:11.320 better than me at boxing you said i won the fight i in person when i was watching it i thought so 0.96

00:30:18.120 but then yeah watching it back it's like okay i've had like a biased point of view like sitting

00:30:22.440 there in person the first time i've heard you say that yeah but because we never talked about it

00:30:26.560 switching up like that the whole internet saw you repeatedly throughout the past two years say that

00:30:32.120 i won that fight and now you're saying the opposite because i'm rooting for you but like if you want

00:30:36.100 to know the truth yeah like i'm gonna ride or die for you on my shield yeah 100 and afterwards when

00:30:40.620 i saw that you lost it on tv people in interviews would still be like what do you think i'm not 0.94

00:30:45.440 gonna be like no i watched it back and i thought he lost no he fucking won because you're my brother 0.85

00:30:49.360 i don't disagree but the fact is i went toe-to-toe for eight rounds with the greatest boxer of all 0.85

00:30:55.160 time and you're not able to see how good i was in that fight and yes i'm in the wwe currently

00:31:01.200 but i like boxing a lot and i think i'm really good and i'm excited i get to show it again on

00:31:06.380 october 14th on the prime card in manchester with the co-main event ksi versus tommy fury

00:31:10.420 logan ball versus dylan dennis but um but for you know i but i i yielded bro and i'm i'm tired of

00:31:15.900 I'm tired of not being picked because you're an easier fight.

00:31:21.840 Is that what you really think in your head?

00:31:25.380 I think you, I'll say this.

00:31:27.460 I think you have more to, I think, Logan, I think you have more to prove.

00:31:30.400 I think you have more to prove.

00:31:31.560 I think you did go toe-to-toe Floyd Mayweather.

00:31:33.780 I don't disagree.

00:31:34.120 I think you need to still prove to the people, to the community, to the world

00:31:38.080 that you have the ferociousness to put a man down.

00:31:40.560 Yeah.

00:31:40.900 And I'm not saying you're wrong.

00:31:42.320 I'm not saying you're biased, unbiased, whatever.

00:31:44.180 but once you once you sink your teeth and draw blood put a man down this conversation changes

00:31:50.060 dramatically it gives you and i don't disagree with you and that's what i fully intend to do

00:31:54.680 on october 14th um but i'm saying you you had your chance with tommy you did you had it right

00:32:03.240 i have not i've not i've not gotten to eat at all you know like i thought i think that may fight

00:32:09.180 locked up you took it i said okay go for it i wanted the tommy fight wait wait but i i didn't

00:32:16.480 said he wanted it i didn't say okay i didn't take a fight from you that wasn't necessarily yours 0.98

00:32:21.360 it's whoever's it it's in the ethos but people motherfuckers are avoiding me they are avoiding 0.97

00:32:27.000 me or picking someone else and that's obnoxious and and everyone everyone secretly knows why no 0.95

00:32:33.480 one wants to say it because i because i have a 0-1-1 record and i wasn't able to knock out the 0.68

00:32:38.300 best fighter of all time but i think it's fucking obvious bro i'm very athletic and i've gotten

00:32:44.660 the hang of boxing in the past two years after beating fighting the goat and and i'm excited to 0.91

00:32:51.320 show that and granted do i still have something to prove absolutely but if for whatever reason

00:32:55.800 it doesn't go in ksi's favor the story arc the vengeance arc of avenging my business partner and

00:33:01.860 brother is right there i think i think you just i think you just want to beat tommy to to be able

00:33:06.960 to say that you're better than me at boxing well i'll never fight you and i don't want to fight jj

00:33:12.440 again but but i think that's like i think that's more so what it's sounding like it is but i feel

00:33:20.280 but it's it's crazy for you to think that people are avoiding you but nate chose you over me

00:33:26.400 no no why wouldn't they do that but ariel ahuani asked him to his face and he said because his

00:33:31.800 brother hasn't fought anyone in a real fight he hasn't knocked out any mma fighters he wanted the

00:33:36.400 most real professional legitimate fight that's what he said nothing nothing nothing that i do

00:33:41.480 in the boxing and that's what he said and that's what he said behind the scenes too but that's also

00:33:45.480 what he said behind the scenes too but but he literally said hey nate his manager said hey

00:33:50.440 we're not we're not fighting logan nate wants this real fight that's exactly what they said

00:33:54.720 because i do wwe is completely unrelated to my boxing career it just is it just is and and people 0.78

00:34:03.040 know the pay-per-view numbers i put up what they're fucking big dude but you want a great 0.76

00:34:07.200 promoter what pay-per-view numbers though like 1.2 with floyd yeah but that's floyd that's floyd 0.89

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00:35:44.880 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.

00:35:48.220 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:35:50.940 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:35:52.080 I'm Lexi Iwano.

00:35:53.460 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:35:57.980 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

00:36:02.600 occasionally different opinions.

00:36:03.900 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:36:07.040 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:36:09.520 That is wild.

00:36:10.940 I learned that about you today.

00:36:13.520 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business.

00:36:18.740 And I've always got something to say.

00:36:20.960 If men were just honest about this,

00:36:23.080 there would be so much more peace in the world.

00:36:24.960 We're going to talk about dating, relationships,

00:36:27.380 beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.

00:36:30.040 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.

00:36:32.380 Because you told us how accommodating you are.

00:36:34.900 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do

00:36:37.160 to fight the fight,

00:36:38.300 but there's only so much fight I can fight.

00:36:40.400 Don't lie to me.

00:36:41.240 Don't lie to me.

00:36:42.540 Don't lie to me.

00:36:43.780 Don't lie to me.

00:36:45.000 Don't lie to me.

00:36:46.000 Don't lie to me. 1.00

00:36:46.820 Liar. 0.98

00:36:47.620 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, 0.98

00:36:49.340 Apple Podcasts

00:36:50.740 or wherever you get your podcasts

00:36:52.300 I don't really care

00:36:53.340 I'm Lacey Mosley

00:36:55.900 author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator

00:36:58.020 and host of Scam Goddess Podcast

00:37:00.100 the true crime comedy podcast

00:37:01.880 all about robbery, fraud

00:37:03.600 and those who practice it

00:37:04.860 each week I bring on incredible guests

00:37:06.980 like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debrey

00:37:09.140 Lamorne Morris and Nicole Byer

00:37:11.200 ooh I scammed them

00:37:12.440 I could talk to you for an hour 0.69

00:37:14.340 you're a generational yapper like me

00:37:16.320 that's why I had to make yapping a job

00:37:18.320 And the scams run the gamut.

00:37:20.560 I'm talking about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today.

00:37:25.420 I also warn you and keep you safe against scammers.

00:37:29.140 Call your grandparents.

00:37:30.660 Tell your parents to stop clicking on links, please.

00:37:33.960 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.

00:37:37.300 If there's a scam, I'm here to protect you.

00:37:39.800 And I'm also here to laugh with you.

00:37:41.840 So if you like fun, if you like comedy, and you like learning and protecting yourself from criminals,

00:37:47.000 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,

00:37:50.040 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:37:52.760 Scam Goddess!

00:37:55.760 KSI 2 is 300K.

00:37:57.660 Every WWE event that I'm in has been their highest grossing and most viewed.

00:38:02.140 I think this is going to go in circles.

00:38:03.760 But it's free.

00:38:06.080 It's a free event.

00:38:07.200 For a fight.

00:38:08.620 It's $9.99 on Peacock?

00:38:11.100 No, that's not free, brother.

00:38:12.160 Listen, for a fight right now,

00:38:14.360 for a fight right now for somebody to break over to cross over into the boxing

00:38:17.860 boxing space jake paul to seasoned veterans of the of combat sports makes more sense as a fight

00:38:23.860 it just does they may have they may have questions about draw potentially because they don't have

00:38:28.220 a record to call upon besides floyd which which some of the points he's bringing up

00:38:32.480 matter what i'm gonna say is once you do this next fight you have a lot more leg to stand on

00:38:38.140 you have to go in there you need to i don't even need to say this you need to do what is obviously 0.87

00:38:44.060 going to happen to fucking dylan danis and then you and then you can go in and then you can go 0.98

00:38:48.720 and build that that proof of concept again and draw right it's like dude this kid's been on 0.99

00:38:56.140 every fucking sports illustrated every espn magazine he is the face of boxing right now 0.81

00:39:01.360 you are the face you are the face so that's why i'm curious because because you are the face of 0.98

00:39:09.780 at least this weird

00:39:11.900 like influencer crossover

00:39:13.220 it's deeper than that

00:39:14.840 whatever you want to call it because you are the face of it

00:39:17.880 and I can also

00:39:20.020 sell an insane 0.96

00:39:21.640 fucking number of pay-per-views 0.99

00:39:23.520 and I'm not 0.99

00:39:24.800 in my potential opponent's head

00:39:27.960 wouldn't it be an easier

00:39:29.840 fight to fight me and yet they're still choosing

00:39:31.840 you

00:39:32.180 wouldn't you think

00:39:35.000 oh one of them has a losing

00:39:37.800 record and he can sell the same if not more pay-per-views one of them has a winning record

00:39:42.280 and can sell a good amount of pay-per-views as well wouldn't isn't no but i i've proven to sell

00:39:47.400 more pay-per-views consistently time and time again i'm active i have a promotional company

00:39:52.100 we do you know bigger deals big like huge guarantees like a lot of revenue i don't buy it

00:39:58.900 what do you mean you don't buy i just don't think that it's a more it's more it's more legitimate

00:40:02.640 we have a better production

00:40:05.580 we are doing it on a consistent

00:40:07.580 basis I'm active

00:40:09.080 you're inactive you don't have the momentum

00:40:11.160 in the fight world you're not as respected as a

00:40:13.500 fighter you haven't won knockout of the year

00:40:15.240 you haven't won breakout athlete of the year you haven't done

00:40:17.220 any of these things that's what I'm saying don't you think

00:40:19.480 that he would go no they want the biggest fight

00:40:21.300 they want the biggest fight it would still be the biggest

00:40:23.320 fight and you know that no no no that's why

00:40:25.360 none of these that's why you're not one of the

00:40:27.380 top 10 grossing biggest fights ever

00:40:29.440 what are you talking about especially

00:40:31.300 now after the wwe promotion angle and the work i've been doing there i've garnered a fan base

00:40:36.000 that's going to want to see me perform in boxing as well well we're going to see but no one but

00:40:40.280 they don't watch the numbers we're going to see watch the numbers we're going to see watch the

00:40:43.880 numbers that the prime card does on october 14th but even cybersome no but even can i can i can i

00:40:48.720 no no no no no even even when you sell on this next event you can't even take credit for the

00:40:56.360 numbers that's the thing at all partial no at all no you like what does what do you sell that's the

00:41:02.800 okay cool you did one point i could say i did 1.8 million with tyson we may we may never wait what

00:41:09.600 i did 1.8 million with tyson because he was the undercard for the exactly so it's like you could

00:41:14.620 say all of these i could say these things boo eighth biggest event ever cool like i've done

00:41:19.720 the same thing because that's the way more expensive than that fight but because that's

00:41:22.900 the way i weave my business i am strategic with my partnerships and amplification that's part of

00:41:29.520 the shtick i i don't miss and i and i won't miss when we sell pay-per-views ever i'm a sick promoter

00:41:36.180 and an easier fight which is why i'm confused why anyone would choose you an easier fight

00:41:42.380 is that sugar a little unhinged i don't know he ran someone over like twice

00:41:50.340 He ran him over and then backed over him again

00:41:53.820 I don't know about that

00:41:55.060 But all I know is

00:41:57.540 He still doesn't know

00:41:59.840 It doesn't matter

00:42:00.940 I mean at the end of the day

00:42:03.060 It is what it is

00:42:04.240 I can't say somebody's unhinged

00:42:06.780 I had one

00:42:08.240 Suge Knight story

00:42:10.120 Kind of like my iced tea story

00:42:12.640 I was coming to LA for the first time

00:42:14.560 I was still in college, I was 18

00:42:15.760 And I didn't know who Suge Knight was

00:42:17.860 I went to Studio 71

00:42:19.420 my first talent agency that signed me and manager jeff was there and we were meeting in the board 0.89

00:42:25.920 room and i hear some screaming outside some like some shit's going down and there was i walk out

00:42:31.520 i peek my head out this this conference room and there's suge knight and cat williams shaking down

00:42:37.380 the ceo of studio 71 talking about where's my money i need my money now and i'm like jeff what 0.55

00:42:44.340 the fuck is going on and jeff my manager who's like you know he's experienced in hollywood i'm 0.86

00:42:48.700 not just some dude from ohio who like mows lawns he's like that's suge knight and cat williams and 0.99

00:42:53.820 i'm like who's suge knight and that's when i got the brief on who this dude is yeah and then we

00:42:57.540 stayed in the conference room one of the funniest stories i heard i don't know if it's true or not

00:43:02.300 i just heard it is that uh suge had a had an apartment full of producers and

00:43:10.220 i guess they wasn't coming up with the right songs he gathered them all up and said

00:43:18.580 look either y'all start producing some hits or i'm gonna start producing some hits

00:43:24.240 i want to hear i got an email

00:43:29.720 um uh the subject line was mike's corn stars only fans farmer milf i'm intrigued i'm gonna

00:43:39.960 open that meal that email 10 times it sounds like son greg paul would get

00:43:45.860 mike i am a stay-at-home mom and farmer i would love to be considered by your agency

00:43:54.440 on how to start on only fans i'm a 30 year old and i'm all natural i will mow on a giant tractor

00:44:00.940 with my tits out i can change oil on farm equipment and even muck donkey stalls once 0.94

00:44:09.140 again with my titties out i live in rural missouri oh god i live in rural missouri and i 0.99

00:44:16.060 really feel as if this is an untapped market for both of us tractor mo the dirty hoe you can start 0.97

00:44:23.660 an entire division targeting farmers called mike's corn stars i hope to team up with you oh she's 0.96

00:44:31.920 great she's great she better have her account ready yeah no i'm not gonna say no i'm not gonna

00:44:38.360 say her name but but why not because because it's an entrepreneur dude nah because i think

00:44:44.080 she's on to something i mean she's already and she also sent some photos yeah oh no it's

00:44:49.160 she's on it no no no you gotta go for it you gotta go for it just blur her face out 0.99

00:44:58.540 I don't want to see this shit 0.99

00:45:01.420 I'm just envisioning 1.00

00:45:02.760 Her like with a cow 1.00

00:45:05.180 She's great

00:45:06.960 She's great, she's the entrepreneur 0.58

00:45:09.140 Dirty Moe, listen 0.99

00:45:10.420 I never 1.00

00:45:12.500 I don't want to see this shit 1.00

00:45:14.520 That one's PG 0.99

00:45:15.540 I didn't ever move into this space

00:45:18.780 That's bestiality

00:45:19.860 No, it's not like that

00:45:21.740 Where's the line?

00:45:25.260 That's it, that's the line

00:45:26.400 It's behind the mower

00:45:28.500 i didn't i didn't go into that space for a reason and i and i'm never going to i could

00:45:33.720 have made i could have made but i could have made boxing money off of that yeah for sure

00:45:37.820 and now you're a snapchat and i'm now i'm a snapchatter and i take pictures of waffles but

00:45:42.300 i did not go into that space for a reason i um i don't want to say too much but i'm

00:45:47.140 i'm pretty reformed as it pertains to the adult space i'm not intaking any uh any adult content

00:45:55.120 anymore it's amazing what a good girl do for you huh it stopped a little while ago i found myself

00:46:00.240 uh i think i got too close to the industry i know what happens in that space and i i'm not a

00:46:06.060 supporter of it it's dark yeah it's really dark there's a lot of really nasty stuff that goes on

00:46:11.040 i support all the women for sure i love all those girls but it's just a really nasty space

00:46:15.640 yeah and i also just like to hold on to that see it really nasty 0.99

00:46:25.120 I have been to Japan, so the day that I do go to Japan, I think I'm going to try to run the marathon. 0.99

00:46:28.760 I've never been there either. Have you?

00:46:32.080 What?

00:46:33.780 What?

00:46:35.100 What did you say?

00:46:37.980 Have you been to Japan?

00:46:39.140 Have you been to Japan?

00:46:40.820 What?

00:46:48.740 What?

00:46:51.140 How did you prepare for the marathon?

00:46:52.780 Like, did you run every day leading?

00:46:56.980 Nothing, nothing.

00:46:58.280 We were just wondering how you prepared for the marathon.

00:47:02.860 Bro.

00:47:04.160 So you lose muscle when you start training for a marathon?

00:47:07.920 In my case, I lost a lot of, like, muscle just running a lot, you know?

00:47:12.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:13.740 Yeah, you got to avoid that for sure.

00:47:16.000 You're big in the lane.

00:47:17.020 I think I get it.

00:47:18.860 I think I get it.

00:47:19.760 I think I get it.

00:47:21.200 i think i just i think i got i just can't believe what people are doing for views these days

00:47:27.340 what do you look for in a guy when when selecting a mate is it their bank account

00:47:36.560 can we go can we please talk about this really quick this clip went pretty viral

00:47:41.760 the beyond viral i mean they had a fox news a panel of people talking about it that's crazy 0.90

00:47:50.040 why out of all the crazy shit i say she went international i think it was just said in such 0.92

00:47:57.220 a matter of fact format what wait so what did you say she said she said that the last three guys 0.99

00:48:02.800 that she's dated she asked all of them was it the first date on the first date yeah how much

00:48:10.560 they have in their bank account yeah you're crazy do you see why all like the incel type dudes 1.00

00:48:16.860 fucking hate me and then i'm also like oh my god have as much sex as you want like they hate well 1.00

00:48:21.540 is that con is that portion the bank account portion content or is that true i'm gonna go 1.00

00:48:27.720 ahead and say tell the truth no i am i will bring it up on a first date genuinely you'll say what

00:48:36.500 you'll say what exactly i have to know can i see your bank account are you rich are you rich how

00:48:43.760 much money do you make how much money do you have in the bank and do you guys see how funny that is

00:48:48.800 you're hysterically laughing if he's not into it i played off like a joke and i just seem like a 0.98

00:48:54.140 crazy fun bitch no no wait wait wait i i think it's kind of valid you gotta date some broke 0.99

00:48:59.280 bitch i'm sorry that is no that is nah like if you want to do with money if that's a thing that 1.00

00:49:05.920 you want and you want to live a lifestyle that is luxury if that's what you're looking for fair 0.99

00:49:12.600 fucking question i don't i don't see the problem with it listen do you guys take a girl out on a 0.97

00:49:19.360 date without thinking she has the hottest bod and the hottest face oh i'm thinking it but have i 1.00

00:49:26.600 ever said where y'all let me see that pussy on the first date no but you're so lucky but you're 1.00

00:49:31.540 so lucky that you can just see it right okay it's it's the same shit but do you understand why that 1.00

00:49:37.780 would make certain people call you out as potentially being superficial because that 0.98

00:49:41.600 would because listen like if if that's because because if you went into a date knowing the only 1.00

00:49:47.380 reason the guy was there to date you was because he thought you had a nice box or a fat ass or 0.98

00:49:51.200 whatever i know that's the only reason no it's not what there's a lot of guys out there who are 0.97

00:49:55.120 looking for partners right so so so it depends on what type of world you're in if you're looking to

00:49:59.600 just fucking go on a couple fly outs then that conversation has merit but if you're looking for

00:50:03.680 a partner for life and your first question from them is how much money is in your bank account 0.97

00:50:07.740 can you see why that would be looked at as a bit as a bit strange okay this is this is the thing 0.98

00:50:13.300 is i am so sick of people taking like a 10 second soundbite sure and fucking using it and rolling 0.77

00:50:22.180 with it and just not including anything else headline culture no content first class culture 0.95

00:50:26.900 it's easy it's so fucking annoying yeah i when i said that i meant it if they don't want to show 0.82

00:50:34.160 me their bank account i'll laugh it off and if i really like them we'll go on another date i 0.88

00:50:38.060 wouldn't even know how to do that let me see your phone i'm sure no so i was gonna pull it up so i

00:50:44.900 was gonna ask you do you want me to look at yours do i get a second now listen now listen this is

00:50:52.880 now listen this is in combination with a very nice home which i'm sure you know about because

00:50:58.340 you probably do your research investments on it so oh my god she knows the excuses

00:51:04.340 she knows do i get a second date

00:51:07.060 how do i know this isn't photoshopped

00:51:12.460 yeah i would give that a second date do i

00:51:18.040 it's in the top right you gotta like zoom yeah oh you there's no way you can say

00:51:28.320 yes like that the same way to both of them

00:51:30.340 he should have got a more

00:51:31.280 resounding

00:51:32.760 he should have got a more resounding yes

00:51:35.460 I am shocked

00:51:38.320 I am shocked

00:51:39.640 how little it is

00:51:40.760 I'm shocked that her reaction was so similar

00:51:43.940 because this is

00:51:45.440 no I think maybe because

00:51:46.960 no you know

00:51:47.540 what kind of

00:51:50.620 sorry can we redo it

00:51:52.540 I'll jump on the couch

00:51:55.900 for Logan's response

00:51:57.120 No, no, no, no, no.

00:51:58.160 For both?

00:51:59.220 Both of you guys are very successful.

00:52:02.140 What's the max you've seen in a bank account on the first date?

00:52:06.240 Actually, scratch that.

00:52:07.240 Max, you've seen in a bank account.

00:52:08.380 Let me see your bank account, guy.

00:52:10.600 How much did they have?

00:52:13.160 I honestly, 30 million, maybe.

00:52:15.840 That's a pretty solid checking account. 1.00

00:52:21.400 Have you ever watched a hentai octopus fuck a small Asian woman into a death state? 0.99

00:52:25.920 Do you think I've never seen an overwatch porn before? 1.00

00:52:29.000 To get out of your fucking mind 1.00

00:52:30.020 Do you think I haven't seen anime porn before? 1.00

00:52:31.880 What's your favorite porn then? 0.98

00:52:33.680 What's my favorite porn? 0.95

00:52:34.640 Favorite porn 0.86

00:52:35.060 Like top tier

00:52:35.700 When two people just argue 0.99

00:52:38.520 And they never fuck 0.96

00:52:39.360 And they just fight 0.99

00:52:40.100 They just scream at each other

00:52:41.540 That's called the impulsive podcast

00:52:42.700 I love it

00:52:43.160 This is it

00:52:44.440 What's my favorite porn to watch? 0.88

00:52:47.220 Probably solo stuff 0.97

00:52:48.300 Oh you like

00:52:49.180 Oh you're a solo guy?

00:52:50.580 Yeah

00:52:50.760 That's the opposite

00:52:51.800 I just like to sit there and see

00:52:53.320 I just like to sit there and see

00:52:55.060 Them doing their thing

00:52:55.960 Because I'm doing my thing

00:52:56.820 It's almost like

00:52:57.400 We're in the parallel universe

00:52:58.840 Right here

00:52:59.720 We're in the same place

00:53:00.440 Because when two people 0.99

00:53:01.600 Are fucking 1.00

00:53:01.960 Or group of people 1.00

00:53:02.660 Are fucking 1.00

00:53:03.040 They're all thinking 1.00

00:53:03.680 About other different things

00:53:04.460 When a solo

00:53:05.280 Is a solo

00:53:05.780 And I'm a solo

00:53:06.380 It's almost like

00:53:07.000 We're connecting

00:53:07.500 On this universal level

00:53:09.260 We're both solo

00:53:09.960 We're not thinking

00:53:10.600 About anybody else

00:53:11.440 But ourselves

00:53:12.040 That's nice

00:53:12.520 Is that kind of nice

00:53:13.220 I like that

00:53:13.820 Yeah

00:53:14.180 You just made that

00:53:15.220 So romantic

00:53:16.180 What's wrong with you guys today

00:53:18.400 Why can't you speak 1.00

00:53:18.960 And next time that I jerk off 0.99

00:53:19.940 I'm going to be thinking about you 0.99

00:53:21.320 Think about me 1.00

00:53:21.980 You jerk off 1.00

00:53:24.060 Thinking about me 1.00

00:53:24.640 Watching a solo

00:53:25.540 Yeah I'm gonna do that bro

00:53:26.980 I'm not

00:53:27.380 I probably won't

00:53:28.260 But uh

00:53:28.820 Give it a whirl

00:53:29.260 Nah I'll probably 1.00

00:53:30.940 Watch interracial bro 1.00

00:53:32.200 You know what I'm saying

00:53:32.620 What's more important about

00:53:33.580 Less than what

00:53:34.400 What you watch

00:53:35.260 To me is

00:53:35.860 What's your positioning

00:53:36.720 What's your

00:53:37.540 What's your positioning

00:53:38.520 When you watch

00:53:38.980 Like sitting down

00:53:40.100 Like physically

00:53:41.140 What is your positioning

00:53:42.280 Dude this is actually

00:53:43.800 A crazy question

00:53:44.500 And I have something

00:53:45.140 That's very weird

00:53:46.060 And I've tried to like

00:53:47.020 Do that locker room talk

00:53:48.040 Yeah

00:53:48.360 And talk to people 0.96

00:53:49.080 Nobody fucks with what I say 0.88

00:53:50.880 And I'm 0.95

00:53:51.900 I wanna be vulnerable right now

00:53:52.880 I'm gonna get roasted for this

00:53:53.860 No, we'll all tell our vulnerable position

00:53:55.680 It wouldn't be the first time this week

00:53:56.420 I just mean that you're

00:53:58.920 Mike's a meanie weenie, huh?

00:54:00.600 Oh, no, he's going to walk off 1.00

00:54:02.100 Come on, tell us how you jerk off 1.00

00:54:04.500 Come on, babe 1.00

00:54:05.240 I can't deal with all this fucking shit 1.00

00:54:06.840 Tell us your vulnerable positioning 1.00

00:54:09.620 Oh, I actually can't wait to hear this

00:54:11.100 Well, let's take a guess

00:54:11.700 Let's take a guess at what he does

00:54:12.680 Okay, I think he sits crisscross applesauce

00:54:14.780 Like he did at Steve Aoki's house

00:54:16.140 On a yoga mat

00:54:17.100 With a small incense candle

00:54:19.420 Like the one right there burning

00:54:20.580 And some like hauling oats on 0.99

00:54:23.000 I think you jerk off doggy style 1.00

00:54:25.080 I think you have one hand on the floor on your knees 1.00

00:54:26.900 I think you jerk off down 0.99

00:54:29.280 You down at the floor 1.00

00:54:30.040 I'm going to try that once 1.00

00:54:32.120 Do I finger my asshole? 1.00

00:54:34.680 No bro, I don't finger my asshole 1.00

00:54:36.460 Do you believe that? 1.00

00:54:37.060 I have nothing against anal licking 0.99

00:54:42.820 I just don't like to go inside 1.00

00:54:44.400 I tried to once

00:54:46.840 Flexible

00:54:48.600 What do you think I do?

00:54:50.380 Doggy style, he said that 0.98

00:54:52.240 Go on to the next one.

00:54:53.580 Something involving, well, this is probably the only time.

00:54:56.020 I don't know.

00:54:56.540 I don't care.

00:54:57.440 I don't want to hear you say it.

00:54:59.120 You know what?

00:54:59.520 Now I'm not going to tell you. 0.99

00:55:00.280 Because you just said you're not going to fucking care. 1.00

00:55:01.920 I was being vulnerable, and now you don't care about my jerking off stuff. 1.00

00:55:04.640 I'm personally not going to think about it and spew a vision of you jerking off. 1.00

00:55:08.620 Well, then fucking, I'll paint the picture. 1.00

00:55:10.520 Okay, so I don't like the cleanup section afterwards, right? 1.00

00:55:15.540 So you buy a nice fluffy blanket, throw it over your dick, use that nut in the blanket, 1.00

00:55:21.540 take it throw it wash it wow oh you're a luxury kind of guy you're a sick i like candles i play 1.00

00:55:27.300 r&b music i can't step yeah of course he bought a blanket for his kind of like it what are you 0.83

00:55:32.120 drinking like an airman oh a nice fluffy one like like like i needed an animal to die for it

00:55:36.660 oh okay you want you would rather do all right no one's first of all no one's a fan of the cleanup 1.00

00:55:41.800 like there's no sick fuck in this room that sits there and they're like oh i came on myself let me 0.99

00:55:45.540 play with it george no no no slow down some of us like playing some of us like drawing squigglies 1.00

00:55:53.900 like no but do you go on your are you on your back i'm on my back right here is this your target i'm

00:55:59.480 as simple as it comes there it is i i lay on my back and i collect before i do the deed two small

00:56:08.320 pull roll pulls of toilet paper got it i fold them into one half and then one half one comes

00:56:13.980 with me into the bed the other one sits like kind of the nightstand right i'll sit there with my

00:56:18.500 depending on how much anxiety or stress i have that day somewhere between semi-flaccid and semi-erect 0.89

00:56:23.260 penis because it's never really hard anymore i'm in my almost 40 i did heroin for 10 years 0.98

00:56:26.900 so i'll sit there put a detour i'll do my best with my rubber band penis to uh make it do what 0.99

00:56:32.820 it does and uh i want it to land directly almost like a gymnastics routine you stay shooting at it 0.99

00:56:39.580 Yes, on this Target toilet paper, right?

00:56:43.260 Now, let's say I have some pent-up splooge, right?

00:56:45.500 It's been quite a while since I've done that gymnastics routine.

00:56:49.040 Yeah, maybe it shoots into my mouth and my eye.

00:56:51.160 You know what I'm saying? 0.95

00:56:51.760 You hit your face?

00:56:52.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:52.720 Have you guys ever hit your face with cum? 0.99

00:56:54.040 Yes, I have. 0.99

00:56:54.480 No way.

00:56:54.900 Yep, I have.

00:56:55.560 You have, too.

00:56:56.680 I've gotten, like, up to here.

00:56:58.140 Like, I've hit the chin.

00:56:58.760 There was one here, beard?

00:56:59.480 But I will look away.

00:57:00.820 Yeah.

00:57:01.220 You got, you looked away in time?

00:57:03.420 Well, what do you mean, in time? 0.98

00:57:05.360 Well, the cum shot's pretty quick. 0.99

00:57:06.980 Yeah, you're the one that says I'm going to cum. 0.99

00:57:08.800 You know when you're going to come 0.99

00:57:10.120 You have somebody else in the room

00:57:12.240 You're going to come now Michael

00:57:13.580 No I know exactly when I'm going to come

00:57:16.140 Mike's the only guy that's blown away

00:57:19.260 By when he comes

00:57:20.060 Whoa I had no idea

00:57:22.220 I was about to come on myself

00:57:24.120 That's not what I mean

00:57:25.880 That's not what I mean specifically

00:57:27.460 Of course I looked away

00:57:29.560 I could feel the pressure was building

00:57:32.680 I knew there was a lot coming out

00:57:34.320 But what made you think

00:57:35.460 This could go far

00:57:36.800 No, not that, but there's no way I want to see this.

00:57:40.300 It almost sounds ritualistic of you that you're just like,

00:57:42.840 oh, it's about to happen.

00:57:43.920 Are you ashamed of what you're doing in that moment?

00:57:46.140 No, he just doesn't wear his face.

00:57:48.000 And you should be too.

00:57:49.340 I am, I am.

00:57:50.240 You shouldn't be wasting all of this goodness on yourself.

00:57:53.260 Why are we doing this to ourselves?

00:57:54.180 I'll tell you.

00:57:54.600 You want to be my vulnerable?

00:57:55.440 I'll give you vulnerable because yours isn't that bad.

00:57:57.900 This is the one, and I don't do it as much anymore,

00:58:00.340 but I used to love it.

00:58:01.460 The rock star slide.

00:58:02.940 This thing.

00:58:04.880 I love it.

00:58:05.840 Oh.

00:58:06.800 I love it

00:58:10.160 It's like tightening in your thighs

00:58:12.280 It feels amazing

00:58:13.300 Rockstar slide

00:58:15.380 If I didn't have such bad knees

00:58:16.700 It feels amazing

00:58:18.320 Something about the way you're positioned

00:58:20.060 It feels like it's primal

00:58:21.580 Like liver king 0.99

00:58:24.560 I feel like if you ever went fucking crazy 1.00

00:58:27.580 And started jerking off in public 1.00

00:58:29.040 That's how you do it 0.99

00:58:29.860 100%

00:58:30.320 Logan you got your prime in your hand 0.99

00:58:35.180 I don't give two shit 0.99

00:58:36.740 Well they told me I couldn't set it on the table 0.99

00:58:38.180 It doesn't matter

00:58:40.120 Who cares

00:58:41.660 Do they think we're going to fight?

00:58:44.280 Do they think we're going to fight?

00:58:45.920 I don't know

00:58:46.260 It doesn't matter

00:58:51.080 You are building a foundation that stands

00:58:54.300 And yet people are responding to it 1.00

00:58:56.360 That's dope as shit 1.00

00:58:58.060 So I can't put it on the table? 1.00

00:58:59.180 I don't care

00:59:00.500 He's not saying yes

00:59:01.800 Put it on this table

00:59:04.440 This one

00:59:04.940 This is the context

00:59:07.440 And what I'm speaking on

00:59:08.660 That acts as a problem in today

00:59:10.640 What is wrong

00:59:12.260 There's nothing wrong with that

00:59:13.900 But in a business of brands

00:59:17.100 In a business of brands

00:59:18.520 In a business of just like commerce

00:59:21.020 People act as if they're going to be one

00:59:23.260 It's true

00:59:23.760 Gary Vaynerchuk put this in a very nice context that I love

00:59:26.740 Everyone thinks it's an or world

00:59:28.740 It's this or that

00:59:30.460 Why can't it be an and world

00:59:32.060 It can't

00:59:32.940 This and that

00:59:34.340 But it's only that only exists for the people that process that for the people that process and understand, like we're telling two different stories.

00:59:43.640 Your story behind your product is different from mine.

00:59:46.840 I love your story.

00:59:48.040 I love the fact that y'all two did it together.

00:59:49.680 Hey, man, I'm rooting for you.

00:59:51.060 Thanks, man.

00:59:51.600 The world of what I'm doing with C4 and my reason behind that is a complete different thing.

00:59:59.200 Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

01:00:04.340 oh i'm shocked hello mark shark mark the shark and former opiate addict mike

01:00:11.620 today i'd like to pitch you prime hydration okay prime hydration was developed to

01:00:22.740 no why would you well no prime hydration was developed to fill the void where taste meets

01:00:27.860 function this is the fastest growing beverage in the world and i'm not just saying that that can

01:00:33.940 can be verified no i know i know the stats 825 milligrams of electrolytes bcaa's antioxidants

01:00:39.440 b vitamins 10 coconut water only 20 calories and two grams of sugar mark this is a big deal

01:00:45.040 we sell in uk ireland south africa united states canada australia and germany we are the official

01:00:55.880 sports drink of the ufc byron munich arsenal fc barcelona and the dodgers and uh

01:01:03.200 i think you should really start paying attention to this drink and uh yeah sounds good man so

01:01:12.240 wait bring it over let me taste it does it got any caffeine in it uh this particular skew does

01:01:16.920 not have caffeine because i can't do caffeine no this does not have caffeine but uh we also

01:01:21.420 have prime energy which does have caffeine but that's for 18 plus um people by the likes of

01:01:26.480 drinking and stuff are you a strawberry watermelon guy yeah it's all right

01:01:32.500 Because we also had these

01:01:34.240 Yeah I care more about what's in it

01:01:37.080 So let me take a look

01:01:37.900 Oh you got potassium

01:01:42.320 700 milligrams right

01:01:43.560 Because potassium is the hardest thing to get

01:01:45.740 We believe

01:01:47.140 That most Americans don't suffer from sodium deficiencies

01:01:50.580 There's a lot of salt in what we eat

01:01:52.500 And we went with potassium

01:01:54.740 As our main electrolyte

01:01:56.300 Yeah which is cool

01:01:57.380 it's good yeah it's really good i'll drink this and honestly i would drink under armor because

01:02:11.120 they have a potassium one under armor is a parallel um no yeah no they have they have a

01:02:16.260 drink too body armor right body armor not under i'm sorry yeah body armor um and so i like this

01:02:22.940 better yeah for sure how much do you like it how much do you like it mark i would drink it i would

01:02:27.940 buy it yeah for sure how much would you buy of it enough till i'm pissing yeah so we don't need

01:02:37.140 your money mark all right i'm not looking for an investment like a typical person pitching you

01:02:41.940 this pitch is a little different all right i want to be the official sports trick of the

01:02:49.400 Dallas Mavericks. How much money you got? Enough. All right, you can figure that out. I'm serious.

01:02:54.520 Yeah, so am I. I'll take your money.

01:03:00.080 Put your initials on that, maybe on the white part over there. Can you fold it a few times,

01:03:05.880 but never let us see the other side? I never want to see the present space. Yeah, and keep

01:03:09.960 your signature showing so we know it's yours. Okay. Can you hide this bill somewhere in like

01:03:14.080 a pocket, somewhere that I can't get to it? Yeah. Like a back pocket or where? For sure. I don't

01:03:18.120 care to somewhere that I cannot get to it as I run through the cards you just say stop so say stop

01:03:23.660 on a little pile we need four like there so say stop stop okay one more time say stop there more

01:03:29.740 stop there is that good yeah it's good but you're gonna shuffle them more done turn two of the piles

01:03:35.360 face down two piles face down great now you know in Vegas what they do is they kind of push them

01:03:45.460 you know they do like that yeah for sure but you're gonna push these so they really go

01:03:49.380 face up into face down so you're kind of pushing them in like a shuffle yeah push them into each

01:03:54.160 other push yeah good now hold on let's do this to make it fair do you want to turn this pile or

01:03:59.740 this pile which one it's up to you turn this one flip the whole pile over

01:04:03.640 good and i want you to just push everything into one all of it into one and you agree are the cards

01:04:13.220 really being shuffled face up into face down. It feels thorough. Yeah? Yeah. And you shuffle

01:04:17.660 behind your back, but now you're shuffling this way. So push them all in. Would you be

01:04:21.940 impressed if every single card in the deck turns face down? That's impossible. It's not

01:04:27.100 possible. What if they're all face down and in order? That's also impossible. Okay, my

01:04:31.360 hands are empty. Make sure I'm not doing anything. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, that's good. Makes

01:04:37.040 it harder. Yeah? That's fine. Yeah. That's good. Go ahead. Can I get him straight? Yeah.

01:04:41.440 It's supposed to be a little bit.

01:04:42.440 But watch.

01:04:42.980 Ready?

01:04:46.000 Everything is now face down.

01:04:48.440 That's not possible.

01:04:49.600 Slide the cards slowly across the table.

01:04:51.440 Slide them slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.

01:04:54.740 Oh, wait. 0.69

01:04:55.060 Oh, oh, oh, oh!

01:04:56.700 We need him!

01:04:57.740 We need David Blaine!

01:04:59.820 That's what we call defeat, Blaine.

01:05:02.440 Well, no, no.

01:05:02.960 I know what happened.

01:05:07.360 If we were playing poker, this is a...

01:05:10.300 Look at, there's four fives there.

01:05:11.880 You see that?

01:05:12.460 Yeah, I saw that.

01:05:13.220 Think about that.

01:05:14.000 Think of four of a kind. 0.55

01:05:14.900 So you shuffle behind your back, then you shuffle the table, and there's a four of a kind.

01:05:18.940 What are the odds of that, statistically speaking?

01:05:20.980 One in a hundred, what is that?

01:05:22.860 So that's what just happened right now.

01:05:24.980 Well, that's cool and all, but you still fit.

01:05:26.420 Yeah, that wasn't your trick, Dave.

01:05:27.360 You screwed up.

01:05:27.960 But we'll allow it.

01:05:28.760 You're a great starter.

01:05:29.220 No, but what I said is all the cards would be face down and in order.

01:05:33.660 And that is the order.

01:05:36.140 Because remember, you took a bill from your pocket.

01:05:39.500 Yeah.

01:05:39.720 that was your bill yeah i remember and then you signed it but we never saw the other side of it

01:05:47.320 i don't like you i don't know what you're saying but i don't

01:05:50.840 is the serial number on the bro stop stop just stop dude take what you're doing and

01:05:56.120 stick it somewhere bro i don't like this this is up

01:06:01.560 it's not possible it's what happened what just happened is not humanly no

01:06:21.960 so i'm about to go crazy all right i wrote a little rap here

01:06:25.080 it's an open verse challenge hold it a little away a little closer all right here we go

01:06:32.280 uh yeah so tag them just learned backgammon my mom's name pam and i'm snacking on salmon 1.00

01:06:38.620 chilling with my boy sucking dick making noise freestyle getting sussed holy shit i'm about 0.99

01:06:42.700 to bust uh island life how the fuck with matt rife if i see him it's a sight man i just cap 1.00

01:06:46.840 twice jake beats nate d tate is rapey i'm being silly cause prime made of billy 1.00

01:06:51.660 okay great great but can we can we briefly come back to the part about you sucking dick 1.00

01:07:00.480 did i hear that did i hear that 1.00

01:07:03.680 wait did i say that 100 percent who's and do you like matt reif or no i fuck with matt reif okay 0.99

01:07:11.680 you lied in the but i kept twice i said if i i don't fuck with matt reif if i see him it's on 0.99

01:07:17.000 site now i just capped twice okay but come back to the part about you sucking i don't think i said 0.98

01:07:22.480 that i come from a like a sporty family um so yeah i i did i went on it jumping i did i was 0.72

01:07:33.480 doing uh no no like a long length yeah like on the on the triple to the center yeah i did that

01:07:42.600 i did 60 meter uh just sprinting straight ahead so i did i did some stuff i i went on a lot of

01:07:48.620 things handball as well i went a bit on golf yeah football yeah so i went on

01:07:54.860 yeah golf a little bit as well

01:07:57.980 i mean bro again look at how he's built so how did you land on soccer then always

01:08:05.580 Oh, you mean football, bro?

01:08:08.040 Sorry, sorry.

01:08:09.020 I thought it is.

01:08:11.400 And it's going to reflect upon me, too.

01:08:14.240 That was in the chair.

01:08:15.600 No, I was always into football the most.

01:08:19.360 It was always natural for me to choose football.

01:08:21.780 I was good in handball as well,

01:08:23.420 but it was always natural for me to choose football.

01:08:26.180 It was more fun.

01:08:28.480 I was better.

01:08:29.340 Imagine he's become a professional handball.

01:08:35.580 my sister has a very large baby okay i'm sorry my sister's a beautiful baby by the name of sloan

01:08:44.860 i've had the luxury of spending some time with her because i've made time because i think we

01:08:49.500 need to all make more time to spend with our families while we have them and uh i've never

01:08:55.180 felt like i wanted to have a child as much as when i'm spending time with this with this little girl

01:09:00.940 dude she is so happy and curious and bouncy and excited about life and man i have just been

01:09:10.440 i have just been spraying in everything every girl since i met that baby bro because i mean 0.92

01:09:16.780 i'm just real intent on having my own dude i mean everybody dude every you know nickel hooker on the

01:09:24.400 rap or bond honestly honestly this is not not true yeah it's uh i can't believe this is your

01:09:31.480 first time finally talking about these things it's not true tell him what you said about his

01:09:36.540 type on the way over here i i said i was not going to say it on camera what are you because

01:09:41.180 it does a disservice to the girls you've dated but you do have a type what type what's the type 1.00

01:09:47.360 whorey 1.00

01:09:49.520 like I just

01:09:51.580 I'm sorry

01:09:53.940 I swear

01:09:55.840 I swear on my mom's life

01:09:58.600 I was like okay what's Mike's type 0.98

01:10:00.980 in my head and the word I thought it was whore 1.00

01:10:03.080 because there's no 0.98

01:10:04.960 other way to just and it's not

01:10:06.840 again you've dated a lot

01:10:09.120 of girls I've really liked

01:10:10.740 truly and

01:10:13.060 I'm I just

01:10:15.260 you have a type like 1.00

01:10:16.760 every every picture you show me is a girl bent over like it's just it's just it is what it is

01:10:25.340 i don't judge them like it is what it is but you that's your type well you're not gonna date a girl

01:10:31.580 in an oxford shirt that's why i don't yeah i don't really have like a defense per se

01:10:36.000 because you're not wrong but i will say i think just because like my my love life well it's not

01:10:44.800 all that but my life your sex life is it is because of because of like how much i'm always 0.93

01:10:50.320 like doing shit and like moving and shaking or at least trying to like do shit all the time and 0.92

01:10:55.600 build my career it's a little transactional and so the the sex that i have is generally 0.99

01:11:00.840 pretty transactional so like okay let me ask you this question if you had a nail that you had a

01:11:07.380 you know knock into a piece of wood would you use a hammer for it or a toothbrush just answer

01:11:15.740 the question a hammer okay i have a very specific need that i need fulfilled in my life do you think

01:11:21.660 i'm gonna go after an oxford wearing housewife for that need or am i gonna find you know yeah

01:11:27.940 but maybe maybe girls who wear oxfords are just as good in bed i'm not not to call you out because

01:11:33.840 it's kind of weird but don't don't please don't because something you know like don't do it that 0.99

01:11:38.180 you don't strike me as someone that's cut that please for the love of fucking god you just you 0.88

01:11:43.620 know what i'm saying like dude i'm just saying like logan and i had this discussion last night 0.99

01:11:50.380 jack told me he got one hand job in the past three years and that's it i'm not gonna fucking 0.88

01:11:53.940 lie it's like crazy bro i got real serious needs i got an addiction rice will crack okay dude 0.95

01:12:00.640 like i like you i can't deal with something i stand off like hold out all right then you're

01:12:06.660 gonna be alone forever well i don't feel so lonely you can't say that i just have i just

01:12:11.880 have a constant refresh button and now this is the moment you've all been waiting for

01:12:22.640 And it's time for It's Paul Sam.

01:12:32.880 Hey, I think we should open the episode with that.

01:12:38.080 This week, I'm sure you guys have saw all over the world,

01:12:40.940 Hasbulla was canceled.

01:12:42.400 What?

01:12:42.840 Big time.

01:12:43.640 Yeah, he was canceled. 0.93

01:12:45.000 You guys know Hasbulla, right? 1.00

01:12:46.140 Cutest little baby.

01:12:47.500 Well, he's not.

01:12:47.960 He's a grown man in that baby's body.

01:12:49.580 Yep.

01:12:50.160 And he did an apology video as a baby.

01:12:52.640 You know, it's like a, it's a baby doing an apology video.

01:12:55.260 First time ever.

01:12:56.020 First time I've been done.

01:12:57.060 You're good, bro.

01:12:58.020 Like, you're forgiven.

01:12:59.440 This is like the cutest little apology video I've ever seen.

01:13:01.780 Well, what happened?

01:13:02.360 He put a cat in a roller coaster or something like that, right? 1.00

01:13:04.940 What the fuck? 1.00

01:13:06.040 Are you talking about this cat? 1.00

01:13:07.620 I haven't seen this.

01:13:08.400 Is that real?

01:13:08.840 What are you talking about?

01:13:09.360 You know that game Whack-A-Mole at the arcade?

01:13:11.400 He's set one up with a cat.

01:13:13.080 He's been wrestling.

01:13:13.920 He's been wrestling.

01:13:14.340 That's not true.

01:13:15.580 I'd scroll through.

01:13:16.460 I see Hezbollah videos all the time.

01:13:18.100 No, not anymore now. 0.50

01:13:19.140 So Hezbollah wrote a cat at a theme park? 0.86

01:13:20.520 No, he was whacking the cat. 0.75

01:13:21.720 He was hitting his own cat.

01:13:22.480 It's his own pet cat.

01:13:22.720 How did the cat get in the whack-a-mole machine?

01:13:24.300 It's his own pet cat.

01:13:26.000 And he hit it. 0.73

01:13:26.760 But his Hasbulla's fist and the size of Hasbulla,

01:13:29.720 that's basically like he was punching a tiger in the face. 0.97

01:13:33.960 So it's kind of okay if you think about it.

01:13:36.920 Now, don't attack me.

01:13:39.640 Like Hasbulla attacked his cat.

01:13:41.820 Yeah.

01:13:42.780 Dude, so he made an apology video.

01:13:44.640 He made an apology video, and then he went out with his boys.

01:13:46.520 What did he say?

01:13:46.840 He doesn't even speak English.

01:13:47.700 He got water.

01:13:48.980 He still says stuff, Jeff. 1.00

01:13:50.060 He's not a mew 1.00

01:13:52.640 He was like I didn't hit the cat that hard 1.00

01:13:55.100 Oh that was the route you took

01:13:57.240 I'm always curious

01:13:59.120 When things happen like this

01:14:01.160 Why are cats always the victim

01:14:03.200 Of some of these cancellation things

01:14:04.940 Shane Dawson

01:14:07.580 Poor cats

01:14:08.760 Don't kill cats 0.76

01:14:10.900 What angle they're going to take

01:14:12.760 So he took the

01:14:13.580 I was just kind of shadow boxing

01:14:15.320 Yeah he was like

01:14:17.360 It was like a love tap and the cat was being

01:14:19.840 bad. He also threw that in there.

01:14:22.320 I don't think he had as much of a PR team

01:14:23.860 around him.

01:14:24.980 The cat was being bad.

01:14:27.580 I don't know. Allegedly, the cat was being

01:14:29.800 bad. Yeah, it was not behaving, and that's why he went

01:14:31.800 and gave it a whack. He gave it a nice little slap.

01:14:33.980 You know, whack.

01:14:35.260 He filmed it, put it on. He filmed it, and he thought,

01:14:37.820 you know, this will be funny. Everybody likes my

01:14:39.720 content. He posts it.

01:14:41.960 It just, yeah, it blew up in his face.

01:14:43.900 I gotta see this video right now.

01:14:44.920 I just saw this week that he got a Jordan deal

01:14:47.700 for suits. Not anymore. They took it

01:14:49.820 Hezbollah breaks silence following backlash after appearing to hit cat.

01:14:53.360 The headline. 0.67

01:14:54.260 But isn't that his thing? 0.95

01:14:55.340 Isn't that his thing to punch everyone he sees? 0.97

01:14:57.440 Yeah, punch Mike Tyson. 0.70

01:14:58.460 But they drew the line at the cat.

01:15:00.880 You cannot be hitting animals. 1.00

01:15:03.000 Don't fuck with cats. 1.00

01:15:04.100 There's a whole documentary about it. 1.00

01:15:05.420 Play his response.

01:15:06.240 That was crazy.

01:15:07.120 Wow, yeah. 1.00

01:15:08.920 Hezbollah is going to be the sequel of that. 1.00

01:15:10.540 Don't fuck with cats. 1.00

01:15:10.800 No, it's going to be ads and shit. 1.00

01:15:11.900 Listen, when you sat down today. 0.99

01:15:16.200 Into the mic.

01:15:16.880 I love his voice.

01:15:17.420 I pulled the ear gently

01:15:21.260 And I know that people are waiting for the moment

01:15:23.980 People pray

01:15:25.720 If I write something wrong to just attack me like this

01:15:27.860 Yo, I did not see this coming

01:15:30.280 Yeah, it's one of the biggest news

01:15:32.400 You were trending number three for the frog splash

01:15:34.500 That was number one, dude

01:15:35.540 He was number one in the world

01:15:37.200 Nobody even watched Wrestlemania

01:15:38.740 Because they were all watching the Hasbro Apology

01:15:40.280 I think he should be in the WWE

01:15:42.100 play your family's royalty dad dusty roads half brother dustin roads gold dust which wasn't

01:15:52.420 sister lana roads um the sir oh i'm i don't think we're i don't think we're related no that's not

01:16:00.740 are we not really i thought they were i thought oh okay well okay we'll go back to dustin and

01:16:09.140 And Dusty then, gold dust.

01:16:11.820 I mean, you're in a,

01:16:13.460 I mean, everybody in the family's good at physical stuff. 0.94

01:16:15.820 That's his ex-girlfriend.

01:16:18.460 Great. 0.97

01:16:23.740 We both do a dive onto this table here.

01:16:25.900 If you do the better dive than me.

01:16:27.340 Why do a dive?

01:16:28.180 We're not going to throw you on it.

01:16:33.780 No, guys. 0.99

01:16:34.620 No fucking way they just did no 0.99

01:17:04.620 Oh my god, oh my god you all can do anything 0.99

01:17:34.620 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

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01:18:27.100 Does the Pope dress up?

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01:18:58.380 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.

01:19:00.280 Ooh, I scammed them.

01:19:01.420 What?

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01:19:03.460 You're a generational yapper, like me.

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01:19:16.700 Scam Goddess!

01:19:18.560 I'm Hamza.

01:19:19.400 And I'm Martin.

01:19:20.080 And we're the hosts of Out of Character,

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01:19:23.440 Ra-ra-op-the-team.

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01:19:29.080 We are two funny guys having fun, enjoying ourselves,

01:19:32.180 and we just know how to have fun, unlike anyone else.

01:19:35.080 If you guys like fun conversations, hot takes, what else?

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 26, 2023

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