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00:02:12.780 Looking in the comments, they're like, he still hasn't fought a real boxer.

00:02:15.540 It's like, didn't you beat two boxers in a row in the first round? 1.00

00:02:19.060 The problem is the dumb people don't know they're dumb. 1.00

00:02:21.360 Differently than that. 1.00

00:02:22.220 This dude was on the roof, in plain sight, off the Secret Service.

00:02:25.380 Everybody in the audience with a gun!

00:02:27.660 Conor McGregor.

00:02:28.500 He went right to Twitter.

00:02:29.300 Well, he goes from, look at what Mike Perry's doing.

00:02:31.940 He's going to up that little dweeb to, you're fired.

00:02:35.300 I think Biden is saying he's sick so that they can swap someone in.

00:02:39.040 Joe Biden's standing down.

00:02:40.280 No way.

00:02:50.760 Here we are, Jake Paul.

00:02:52.540 Here we are.

00:02:53.180 Here we are. 0.77

00:02:53.920 Back at it like a crack addict. 0.50

00:02:55.380 Let's go. 0.59

00:02:56.060 Hey, all right.

00:02:56.860 Nice.

00:02:57.380 Let's go.

00:02:57.900 Ladies and gentlemen

00:02:59.220 It's Jake Paul double digit

00:03:02.060 10 and 1

00:03:03.260 Boxer

00:03:04.560 The greatest boxer of our generation

00:03:07.400 Less than 12 hours

00:03:10.520 Actually you fought Mike Perry

00:03:12.340 Like 11 hours ago

00:03:13.800 Actually yes

00:03:14.800 Late fight Jake

00:03:17.260 It was so late

00:03:18.460 I did not like that

00:03:19.640 It was too late

00:03:20.440 It was like 1.30 when you started

00:03:21.660 Yeah I got home

00:03:22.740 And it was 4am

00:03:24.260 I was like how is this even possible

00:03:25.660 Well dude

00:03:26.360 thank you for making the podcast i can't believe i made it on time very professional of you hey you

00:03:32.380 know how we do it baby we keep grinding we keep hustling we keep going it's every day bro yeah

00:03:36.940 yeah that's a w with the disney channel flow that's that is a w jake i i'm so i'm so proud

00:03:42.520 of you i feel like i just feel like a broken record i keep saying this but yesterday was

00:03:46.220 so beautiful as as like your brother and as a fight fan and to see what you did to this guy

00:03:52.820 And you dismantled him

00:03:55.340 And he's a badass

00:03:57.240 Way tougher than I thought

00:03:58.900 I kept saying let's see how tough you are 0.98

00:04:01.940 And I was like damn he's okay 0.98

00:04:03.060 Turns out he's tough 0.99

00:04:04.680 Yeah man some of these punches

00:04:08.100 You were hitting him with

00:04:08.820 You are just so destructive

00:04:11.340 Yeah I don't know how he took all those

00:04:14.400 And I knew that was going through your head as well 1.00

00:04:16.960 I was like bro what the fuck 0.99

00:04:18.260 Just give it up dude 0.99

00:04:19.220 Or his corner just stopping the fight 0.99

00:04:22.120 But I don't know my arms are sore as fuck 0.94

00:04:25.220 Today from all the punches 0.98

00:04:27.180 Well you look great

00:04:28.360 Thank you man

00:04:29.980 Hey where did you find that left hand from

00:04:31.760 Dude we've been working on it

00:04:33.500 What the hell I said I'm standing there 0.94

00:04:35.880 In the freaking second row 0.97

00:04:37.740 I'm watching I'm looking I'm like Jake you got a left now 0.98

00:04:40.140 You got a jab

00:04:40.900 And I'm screaming jab jab

00:04:42.560 Because you hit him with one of the jabs

00:04:44.480 Really connected like I think maybe round 3

00:04:46.740 Something like that round 2 round 3

00:04:48.220 And you wobbled him with a jab

00:04:49.600 Stumbled him with a jab.

00:04:50.800 And I was like, dude, this is reminiscent of the once great Logan Paul jab, dude.

00:04:56.460 He used to have a good one.

00:04:59.160 He had a good one.

00:05:00.180 It was the one thing he had.

00:05:01.460 He really did.

00:05:02.540 He really did that fast jab.

00:05:04.660 One, one, one.

00:05:05.880 You know what bothers me?

00:05:07.600 What bothers you?

00:05:07.960 And this always bothers me.

00:05:09.180 But obviously, any time we do something victoriously, I think people are going to try to discredit us.

00:05:15.960 And people are still saying the same thing.

00:05:17.620 like well he hasn't fought a real boxer yet but in my head i'm like well didn't you didn't you

00:05:23.800 beat two boxers in a row with in the first round with winning records yes one was 17 and two and

00:05:30.360 one was 10 and one and looking in the comments they're like he still hasn't fought a real boxer 1.00

00:05:35.040 it's like you guys are fucking idiots and these people are allowed to vote scary times scary 0.99

00:05:41.160 times for the united states of america but i'm not seeing as much of it though i i do i'm still 1.00

00:05:46.780 I'm seeing the Perry looks different in this fight

00:05:50.740 So it's gotta be rigged

00:05:52.060 No way he would do this

00:05:53.440 This is impossible that Jake beat this

00:05:55.760 It's like oh

00:05:56.820 They're allowed on the road

00:06:00.420 This is scary

00:06:01.160 You're about to have a daughter bro 0.84

00:06:02.580 She's gonna be in your car 0.97

00:06:04.320 In your backseat

00:06:05.860 And there's people out there 1.00

00:06:07.140 These fucking nimrods 1.00

00:06:08.980 I can't believe how dumb people are 1.00

00:06:11.500 It's so sad 1.00

00:06:12.340 And Mike Perry said it best

00:06:13.980 He said a different version 1.00

00:06:16.020 but he said the problem is the dumb people don't know they're dumb he said it slightly differently 0.99

00:06:20.980 than that but man it's it's i hate i hate i will say though i will so so say that's what i was 0.99

00:06:29.300 trying to say no same i will say though this is the first fight i'm seeing where there are some

00:06:35.060 people saying maybe it's time to have that conversation that jake maybe does know what

00:06:40.140 he's doing that that narrative that narrative is starting from people who i don't think maybe

00:06:45.200 would have originally admitted that now they want to have yeah yeah we're here yeah you're 10 and 1

00:06:50.980 better late than never yeah that's where i'm at it wasn't when i beat anderson silva yeah that was 0.96

00:06:57.300 that was it for me yeah that was it for me but hey people are a little slow that is funny dumb 0.98

00:07:03.600 dumb people don't know they're dumb it's really sad and then they're like really in the comments 0.99

00:07:08.040 like oh this is fucking rude and then they like put their phone down they're like yeah i feel 1.00

00:07:13.900 but why do you why do you care dude you fucking nimrod the question is why do you even grow your 0.99

00:07:19.280 brain why do you care at all like like here's my question like we had these are just cat not even 0.99

00:07:24.800 casuals there's haters right we had terrence fucking crawford pound for pound best fighter 0.98

00:07:29.940 on the planet not disputable not contendable saying jake paul's the real deal i said i said 0.92

00:07:37.340 jake paul's a real fighter is jake paul boxing to terrence crawford he could have said anything

00:07:41.760 certainly i was i thought he'd laugh in my face he goes he goes yeah that's wild i was like oh my

00:07:47.580 god well that's what i've always said is the respect for my peers means more than anything

00:07:54.640 all the greats all the legends mike tyson himself evander holyfield manny pacquiao oscar de la

00:08:00.280 hoya like everybody showing respect means more than the general population but it concerns me

00:08:06.780 and bothers me because like i said they can vote and they can drive on the road but it's not even 1.00

00:08:11.740 So they're going to kill people 0.57

00:08:12.660 They can reproduce 1.00

00:08:14.360 They can make more of them

00:08:16.140 The movie Idiocracy is like actually

00:08:19.260 Becoming a real thing

00:08:20.340 It's got electrolytes

00:08:21.260 Dude yes when I was watching it I was like

00:08:24.180 That's his prime

00:08:25.420 I like money

00:08:29.480 Do you like

00:08:30.580 Want to be friends

00:08:32.100 I like money

00:08:33.440 Man I was going to say something

00:08:36.320 I just completely forgot

00:08:37.380 Idiocracy it's coming

00:08:38.760 the people saying that though aren't real they're not recreating they're not even real people they're

00:08:45.520 just they're just the mpc dragon ball z pictures on on twitter and and pictures of of cristiano

00:08:53.180 rinaldo's head the anonymous saying like this is in a real fight like bro if i could tell you how

00:08:58.720 long ago i just completely blacked out anything that anyone says online and just you can just

00:09:05.200 attribute it all to the fact that this is just ignorable noise you just you just keep trucking 0.98

00:09:10.240 bro as as as kendrick would say fuck them all and they mama yeah but but terrence said the same 0.98

00:09:16.080 thing that hulk hogan just told you uh before he left when you're ringside and you see the 0.99

00:09:23.460 violence that you were throwing your hands with it's like a different story like seeing you in

00:09:29.180 person and and by the way that's why you can fill it these arenas time and time and time again i

00:09:34.960 told you this i was i was standing in my hotel room and i'm seeing all these people congregate

00:09:38.320 towards the amali arena to watch my brother fight i'm like yo this is this is crazy they're all here

00:09:42.500 to see him and last night you gave them their money's worth first off the whole card was the

00:09:47.420 whole car was and most valuable promotions like just just excellent across the board but watching

00:09:53.800 you fight in person and people knowing that that highlight reel moment is coming is what they're

00:09:59.820 paying for 100 i i do think there is a weird thing where like on camera you can't tell the

00:10:06.660 punches or like on the stream you start you're starting to tell a little a little more you're

00:10:10.660 you're looking faster than obviously when you first started i'm telling you the the facade of

00:10:16.620 jake paul camp box is is is slowly ending like i imagine there's some people reconsidering

00:10:22.440 that jab bro that jab they really should and that's why like i think when people see me saying

00:10:31.080 oh i'm going to be world champion like they're like oh he's doing this for marketing it's like 0.74

00:10:34.480 no that's actually going to fucking happen and i believe in my skill and the number one thing

00:10:40.800 you need in boxing is the god-given ability and the skill can come later but i have the god-given 0.70

00:10:47.020 ability of power and speed which not every fighter has and so that's the equalizer in all

00:10:52.820 of these fights Deontay Wilder it's Gervonta it's all these people who you know were on these crazy

00:10:59.420 KO streaks because they just have too much power for all their opponents and stamina yeah and

00:11:04.540 stamina and that and every time I watch one of your fights or a lot of fights that I watch come

00:11:10.640 down to who's the most gas when you get to round five round six and the fact that it's never you

00:11:15.080 Is a testament to the hard work

00:11:17.580 That other people call into question

00:11:18.960 That's the reason why

00:11:20.460 Perry was gassing out

00:11:22.260 Perry was starting to gas out

00:11:23.820 I don't know how much of it was gassing out

00:11:26.160 Versus Jake literally taking his soul

00:11:28.320 His entire manhood

00:11:29.580 From him in front of 15,000 people

00:11:31.900 Like you saw

00:11:34.060 Him crumble

00:11:35.640 As a man 0.98

00:11:36.900 And after that

00:11:38.740 Before the fight

00:11:40.200 Everyone's saying Mike Perry's tough

00:11:42.940 I'm like bro we like tough guys 0.99

00:11:44.520 But we all walked out of it saying he is tough as fuck 0.99

00:11:47.460 So I don't know 0.99

00:11:48.300 Yeah no he is tough

00:11:49.840 But it's gonna hurt him

00:11:52.500 My brother took years off this man's life last night

00:11:55.220 Like actually years off his life

00:11:57.560 Bro some of these punches

00:11:58.640 That one uppercut

00:12:00.080 I don't know how he took that

00:12:01.480 His corner should have stopped it

00:12:02.700 They totally should have

00:12:04.000 I don't know they probably just thought he could like pull off an upset

00:12:07.400 Or something or like land one

00:12:09.260 Well that's I think what they're all like hoping for

00:12:11.040 Or at least telling themselves

00:12:12.560 but he was he was throwing some some pretty hard punches you you did get me a little nervous there

00:12:17.560 around three or four what happened after he threw you to the mat and your head hit i saw i saw you

00:12:23.280 and i obviously with wrestling my head's always hitting the mat and i'm like oh that can cause

00:12:26.820 equal damage as as a punch to the face when you just land on your head and i was and then he

00:12:31.120 started landing punches i mean you'll see on on these guys cameras brother i had a moment where 0.99

00:12:35.440 i was like tune the fucking jake i saw that that was my weakest round i think you still you still 0.94

00:12:41.580 won the round yeah yeah but definitely he was picking up some momentum there i just had to 0.98

00:12:46.260 figure out his timing but he was doing all this weird stuff changing stances putting his hands

00:12:51.680 down and like throwing over and honestly it's easier to fight boxers because they just like 0.84

00:12:57.600 are more rigid in a pattern predictable yeah it's more predictable the mma fighters are stronger

00:13:03.200 than boxers because they have that grip strength in their forearms the grappling strength they're

00:13:07.680 like bears and then their punches are not uniform and it's just like wild crazy things so honestly

00:13:14.800 fighting boxers is i knocked two boxers out in the first round of the last two fights so 0.68

00:13:20.520 i think mma fighters are more difficult to find the rhythm of and to pick apart well there's one

00:13:25.960 fighter who's trying to pick you apart for everything you do and he does mma conor mcgregor

00:13:31.060 chirping yet again first thing he does by the way he's your biggest fan he was watching that fight

00:13:35.640 live i know come on first thing he does hops right to x all the fight you know he got he got

00:13:41.420 thank you for the 65 what thank you for the 65 buying the pay-per-view respect oh dude your

00:13:48.340 pay-per-views are 65 bucks now yeah oh man that's crazy oh that's so cool man but yeah he went right

00:13:57.540 to twitter fired fired mike parry from the bare knuckle championship which which is such a dickhead 0.65

00:14:04.880 move like like talk about not being a ride or die that's it's that's i feel so bad for like 0.80

00:14:12.900 kick a man while he's down well he goes from look at look at what mike perry's doing like he's the 0.99

00:14:18.360 bkfc put him in these fucking positions fucking doing so good he's gonna fuck up that little 0.99

00:14:24.940 dweeb to you're fired like bro choose the side choose the side he's very fickle i guess common 1.00

00:14:33.000 common conor mcgregor l yeah i like he's entertaining he's easy he's an l but his

00:14:39.120 bank account does slap that's that's where he's a w why doesn't he just get in the ring with you

00:14:43.880 but that's that's what i was saying is he's on twitter he's on his yacht he's on cocaine but 0.98

00:14:49.860 he's not in the ring with me and so until he he does that i don't want to hear any more shit wait 0.96

00:14:55.800 what was the what's his what's the injury again he broke a toe he broke it's always 0.99

00:15:00.660 He's such a ridiculous bone to break, dude. 0.86

00:15:04.140 Why would you do that? 1.00

00:15:05.180 Probably stomped it on a coffee table.

00:15:07.020 Okay, buddy.

00:15:08.620 Yeah, he's a broken man, but he's entertaining.

00:15:11.740 And that's why I still like Conor McGregor.

00:15:13.740 No, he's the most entertaining.

00:15:15.180 No, he's the most entertaining.

00:15:16.420 And so is Ryan Garcia, but they're both crashed out coquettes. 0.97

00:15:19.400 Come on.

00:15:20.100 There's a big difference.

00:15:21.320 I don't know.

00:15:21.800 It's pretty similar.

00:15:22.800 It's like manic behavior.

00:15:24.360 Conor's a real showman.

00:15:25.680 Ryan's just was at Bohemian Grove once. 0.99

00:15:28.480 There's a huge fucking difference. 0.99

00:15:29.980 Usually, in your opinion. 0.99

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00:18:02.500 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:18:05.220 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:18:06.360 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:18:07.780 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:18:12.260 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:18:14.520 which means we have wildly different references,

00:18:16.880 occasionally different opinions.

00:18:18.160 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:18:20.940 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:18:23.800 That is wild.

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00:20:07.100 Scam Goddess!

00:20:09.440 Obviously, like, so impressed with your performance last night,

00:20:11.780 but, like, equally as impressed with your ability to fight for your life

00:20:17.160 and then obviously win in the way you did

00:20:19.820 and also, like, promote your new product.

00:20:22.860 Dude, to watch you be the marketing director

00:20:27.140 as you're, like, in between the fighting moments,

00:20:30.420 like, you won the fight, you're like,

00:20:31.660 yo, get W, get W, we'll get the shot afterwards.

00:20:34.140 We're shooting commercials for it.

00:20:36.060 You ran a commercial before your fight

00:20:38.280 that it looked like it was your pre-locker room wrap-up.

00:20:40.740 Like, bro, you're a marketing genius.

00:20:43.040 Thank you, brother.

00:20:43.500 It's fun to watch.

00:20:44.700 Thank you, brother. 1.00

00:20:44.940 I get off on that shit. 0.98

00:20:46.060 i'm like this guy's thinking thank you brother and that means a lot coming from another marketing 0.99

00:20:50.800 genius so i really appreciate that i think the commercial is fucking hilarious so good dude like

00:20:56.520 so good that one's got to go down in history because we fooled everyone yeah and and online 0.98

00:21:01.620 too it was so good as like a social repost people were oh what the fuck he got his arm ripped off

00:21:06.140 but i think doing fun commercials like that where it's not like directly a promo but is like still 0.89

00:21:11.100 really good is is pretty fire and then the shower the shower video is doing good but w's crushing

00:21:16.760 it man so i guess this is breaking news the article will have come out like this morning

00:21:21.160 if you want to read more about it in the wall street journal but um w broke the walmart category

00:21:28.060 history for a launch let's go an emerging brand so like biggest launch in walmart history

00:21:33.020 and uh we're on track to do 50 mil year one so so good for a hygiene brand come on bro

00:21:41.960 come on that's that's so good massive w it's massive w and the product the product is amazing

00:21:47.560 the body wash everything deodorants uh this is the first time we're talking about it on the pod

00:21:52.340 but like we just poured everything into the products and genuinely love them so every time

00:21:57.100 i wear it nina's like oh my god you smell she likes the deep woods one she does no she likes

00:22:02.260 the original more yeah yeah she loves she loves them both but uh dude it's it's it's it's so

00:22:07.720 impressive and and i think you're learning now as most uh influencers who can actually move the

00:22:13.680 needle will realize that retail retail retail is key you had the best promo box i've ever seen in

00:22:21.340 my life the best promo like the box that you sent to oh incredible yeah i've ever seen incredible 0.94

00:22:26.840 i opened it and it was me talking about doing drugs and shit and i was like 0.58

00:22:30.880 this is insane and then i and then i turned on i went to twitter and yadi had posted his yeah 0.59

00:22:36.640 and i was like dude this dude is so that's when i knew when i saw those boxes go out that's when

00:22:42.340 i knew you had like the right team with you too like i'm sure your team is crazy everyone is on

00:22:47.480 point and working non-stop around the clock and i want to do an influencer box and i was like

00:22:53.080 everyone does the same shit if i got an influencer box what would it be so that i would like have to

00:23:01.680 post it yeah just for context let me explain what you did yeah and you tell me if i'm saying this 0.92

00:23:07.020 right but it's it's it's a it's a locker bright yellow locker big bold w branding awesome the

00:23:12.320 products inside the products great speaks for itself but when uh these these influencers or

00:23:16.680 personalities would open it there is an ai generated video of themselves from the future

00:23:23.060 telling them what it's like in the future and that basically it always ended with like jake

00:23:27.700 paul's here to save you because you just ended up smelling bad exactly i died i died he didn't make

00:23:33.840 it but not of a heroin overdose but i'm smelling yeah but w saved but w saved yeah yeah dude it's

00:23:42.340 it's i'm telling you i geek over that because that's the fun part for me to watch especially

00:23:47.360 because you know we did it and and it worked but i'll tell you one thing that we learned and you

00:23:52.840 got to be prepared for the launch is the easiest part yeah now it just gets harder it's hard and

00:23:59.120 i already feel prepare for the smear campaigns prepare for for people picking apart your product

00:24:04.880 it's all coming the lawsuits brother ryan garcia is coming yeah i don't want to manifest it i know

00:24:11.440 Man, there's deer piss in this product

00:24:13.960 It's actually

00:24:15.720 Clean fragrance, cruelty free

00:24:18.060 And vegan

00:24:18.760 In case you wanted to eat it

00:24:21.400 And it's mood boosting, scientifically proven

00:24:23.960 Mood boosting

00:24:25.400 The spray is aluminum free

00:24:27.400 Anyways, congrats

00:24:28.460 I really appreciate that

00:24:31.180 And it's made in the USA

00:24:33.420 Made in the manufacturing

00:24:35.200 Wow, brother

00:24:36.340 So speaking of USA though

00:24:39.140 You're going to the Olympics

00:24:40.720 somehow you got appointed as the the mental health fortitude coach for the mental coach

00:24:45.920 for the team usa which sounds hilarious but it's actually a great idea yeah i'm bringing in like

00:24:52.960 meditation and then being prepared for for the big moment and just being there for them to to help

00:24:58.680 support them in any way possible i don't know how much help it's going to be i'm sure they're going

00:25:02.640 to do fine uh with or without me but but also trying to bring eyeballs we're dropping a documentary

00:25:08.280 on my whole entire week that i spent with them and then the whole program that's going on there

00:25:12.820 are you bringing your your team that you work with for yourself breath work like are they going

00:25:18.700 with you susie's going with got it yeah got it yeah so we had susie there in colorado and she

00:25:23.840 met all the fighters and really just got to know them and just provided any insights but also just

00:25:29.000 bringing more attention to the program so that other young people see boxers in the olympics

00:25:35.380 then want to take up the sport and start getting to the gyms why don't you try to win a gold medal

00:25:41.000 we tried we we tried i missed the cutoff like when we came up with the idea we were like

00:25:47.980 three weeks late and yeah we missed it can you do it i could do it in in la would you do it

00:25:56.440 in la i think i might bro if you got it i feel like it'd be sick if you didn't get the gold 0.99

00:26:01.880 medal bro you get an olympic medal but i would get gold medal bro i beat those little fuck you 0.97

00:26:05.780 would right yeah why don't you do it jake you should try to get a gold medal from them in what 0.98

00:26:11.360 just in the olympics in general for uh tetris yeah maybe tetris championships in the summer 0.98

00:26:19.380 and a beat of my ass 0.98

00:26:21.920 Scooby-Doo 1.00

00:26:22.780 Scooby-Doo

00:26:23.660 Scooby-Doo

00:26:24.380 Scooby-Doo 1.00

00:26:24.540 fucking whoop me bro 1.00

00:26:25.560 Blue Scooby 1.00

00:26:26.100 um

00:26:26.820 no man

00:26:27.320 yeah but

00:26:27.540 it's a travesty

00:26:29.940 we missed the cutoff

00:26:30.840 by like three weeks

00:26:31.600 but I was gonna be

00:26:32.360 if I could've went to

00:26:33.460 one qualifying tournament

00:26:34.740 then it would've worked out

00:26:36.560 you should do it Jake

00:26:37.380 you should do it 0.99

00:26:38.000 sick thing to have 0.59

00:26:38.720 on your resume

00:26:39.200 it would be hilarious

00:26:40.140 become cruiserweight

00:26:41.380 world champion

00:26:42.140 then

00:26:43.400 get rid of my

00:26:44.980 professional license

00:26:46.100 and become an amateur

00:26:47.240 and

00:26:47.780 win a gold medal

00:26:49.720 in 20

00:26:50.420 what is it

00:26:51.160 20

00:26:51.540 28

00:26:52.260 along with your

00:26:54.980 well

00:26:55.760 we'll see what happens

00:26:56.860 girlfriend

00:26:57.680 yes

00:26:58.840 no pressure

00:27:01.500 you still

00:27:01.900 yeah

00:27:02.260 yeah

00:27:02.620 that'd be crazy

00:27:04.620 um

00:27:05.200 if we have kids

00:27:07.360 then they're gonna like

00:27:08.240 there's gonna be so much pressure

00:27:10.320 if they're an athlete though

00:27:11.440 they're gonna be

00:27:12.780 yeah

00:27:13.100 yeah

00:27:13.440 they're gonna be

00:27:14.140 um

00:27:14.600 is

00:27:16.540 Since you're going to the Olympics

00:27:18.440 As a mental health guru

00:27:20.200 Is that why you're not coming to

00:27:22.380 SummerSlam in Cleveland

00:27:23.760 Yeah that's 0.98

00:27:25.460 That is why

00:27:27.200 I'm sad

00:27:28.500 Jake

00:27:30.240 Guys

00:27:31.440 Are you going to guilt trip me

00:27:34.600 Can you fly in just for the day

00:27:36.000 And then fly back out

00:27:37.500 We could work with WWE

00:27:40.540 No we could work with WWE on it

00:27:42.500 If they want to

00:27:43.460 It caught me a jet

00:27:44.720 Look, I...

00:27:45.600 I just made that up.

00:27:46.900 Look, I get it.

00:27:48.940 I get it.

00:27:49.440 Just August 3rd, SummerSlam, Cleveland.

00:27:54.580 I'm going to go so hard.

00:27:56.900 LA Knight defending my US title.

00:27:59.960 I wish you could be there, bro.

00:28:02.060 It's still not a no.

00:28:04.120 It's just not a yes.

00:28:05.520 Maybe, it sounds like.

00:28:07.060 But it's most likely a no.

00:28:08.940 Mom, will you be there?

00:28:09.820 I'll make you noodles.

00:28:12.880 Buttered noodles?

00:28:13.780 Buttered noodles.

00:28:14.720 this is increasing the chances

00:28:16.940 I am so hungry, man

00:28:19.700 we're going to Waffle House after this

00:28:21.460 love Waffle House, try not to get in a fight

00:28:23.260 with the cashier

00:28:23.980 do you want an old bacon and cheese?

00:28:26.500 no, they're notorious

00:28:28.060 well, I'm good at fighting

00:28:29.580 yeah, that's true

00:28:30.720 no, but Waffle House is notorious

00:28:34.640 correct me if I'm wrong

00:28:36.280 for like cashier, clerk fights 1.00

00:28:38.520 that's where all the ghetto fights 1.00

00:28:39.820 it's the most notorious

00:28:40.600 there's fights every night there

00:28:43.300 If you go to Waffle House, you're leaving with a vibe, though.

00:28:46.540 No, it is.

00:28:47.100 It's dope.

00:28:47.540 For sure it's a vibe.

00:28:48.520 A little comfort in the chaos.

00:28:51.020 Okay, so you beat Mike Perry.

00:28:52.720 You took this fight that was also insane because if you had lost,

00:28:56.780 the Mike Tyson fight wouldn't happen.

00:28:58.560 There goes the biggest opportunity of your lifetime and also, oh, yeah,

00:29:01.240 $20 million to $30 million.

00:29:02.980 But you won, so that's good.

00:29:05.480 And now Mike number two back in your sights, Mike Tyson.

00:29:10.520 Yeah, I don't even know.

00:29:11.940 i guess i have to transition into thinking about that but i'm just kind of exhausted but i'm gonna

00:29:16.920 need to take like a couple days and just like not think about boxing and then recalibrate and dial

00:29:23.120 in on on mike tyson but definitely was crazy to take that whole risk and thank god it all worked

00:29:30.020 out but that's god's plan and here we are and now the biggest opportunity november 15th is back in

00:29:36.260 front of me it's it's a relief though i was feeling the pressure of that one and oftentimes

00:29:41.900 i would question myself like why am i taking this mike perry fight and logan this is why i get so

00:29:47.660 nervous i i think like jake and he can hide it all he wants but i know i feel it literally inside

00:29:55.800 that he knows the risk he's taking and it is a risk and you knew it and you told me you weren't

00:30:02.300 going to fight we hang up three days later jake paul's fighting make mike barry 0.99

00:30:06.840 the fact that you surprise the family all the time as well we're just like what the fuck is 0.89

00:30:12.800 this kid doing like yeah i don't i don't tell anyone and just post the flyer call out alex 0.99

00:30:18.800 perera i'm sorry dog are you insane that was yes are you insane perera i won't do big puppy 0.98

00:30:25.200 That's crazy 0.99

00:30:26.220 Watch my face on the camera

00:30:28.360 You're like Alex Praga 0.99

00:30:29.340 This guy is crazy 0.54

00:30:32.240 What did you just say 0.76

00:30:33.140 Well I actually want someone

00:30:34.720 Where there can literally be no excuses after

00:30:38.240 They'll make excuses

00:30:39.580 With him what could they say though

00:30:41.820 That's what I mean

00:30:42.480 They're saying with Mike Perry

00:30:45.200 That it looks like he wasn't at his best

00:30:48.320 Oh my weight

00:30:49.560 Is what they're saying

00:30:50.440 Because I weighed in at 200

00:30:52.120 He weighed in at 196 1.00

00:30:53.440 so i'm four pounds heavier oh welcome to the sport you fucking idiots like yeah you cut weight and 1.00

00:30:59.780 then rehydrate and weigh more you fucking nimrods once again why do you care about these people 1.00

00:31:06.820 with just keep knocking people out just keep knocking why do you care not personal hope we 0.99

00:31:11.680 had a whole coconut it's because i care it's because i care about everything get the paycheck 0.99

00:31:15.840 pop out a kid do the fight have a paycheck pop out a kid the fucking dragon ball z emojis people 0.99

00:31:23.140 do not matter that was hulk hogan's advice is have a kid do well i threw i'm throwing shit in 0.99

00:31:28.820 there as i go i'm i'm half a fucking you know what well it's 2024 can i say it no you probably 1.00

00:31:35.200 say it half i'm i'm half i'm an idiot i'm a half idiot dude nice you know you can say i'm just 1.00

00:31:47.040 making it up as i go but why do you give a shit what anyone says about anything bro you got it 0.99

00:31:52.040 passionate about everything yeah even people's opinions yep that's why it's hard to be passionate 0.97

00:31:57.340 about everything but then like turn it off for some things you know two things you know about

00:32:03.320 jake but maybe you had to be reminded and you'll be reminded again he is a risk taker and a fighter

00:32:09.740 yeah you know and and and i i've been saying this how you feel about the fight proud ecstatic 0.97

00:32:16.440 entertained all all the adjectives but i love being reminded about who this fucking kid really 0.90

00:32:22.460 is you know like round three when he does start getting hit a little bit yeah and i start to get 0.99

00:32:27.080 a little nervous then i have to tune in and go oh yeah but he ain't a he ain't been a bitch ever 0.99

00:32:32.300 yeah this is a tough tough kid who wanted to be a navy seal and kill people and protect his country 0.99

00:32:39.460 Before he became a YouTuber 0.68

00:32:41.720 At 15 years old

00:32:43.960 What kid

00:32:44.600 Is willfully swimming across lakes

00:32:47.780 For leisure

00:32:48.780 Riding bikes on picnic tables

00:32:51.240 Because he wants to fight for his country 0.97

00:32:53.420 And murder people

00:32:54.580 But where is the disconnect between those two activities

00:32:57.520 I'm going to be a Navy SEAL

00:32:59.100 Now watch me ride his bike off his picnic tables

00:33:00.840 That's the duality

00:33:02.820 Bro you remind me so much of your dog Thor

00:33:05.340 Who is just a

00:33:07.580 Little golden retriever

00:33:09.000 goofball walks himself

00:33:11.460 walks around with his leash in his mouth

00:33:12.960 helps himself do whatever he wants but also

00:33:15.280 he can turn up he can turn up 1.00

00:33:17.620 he can fight like fuck 1.00

00:33:18.860 he took out two 1.00

00:33:20.840 dobermans on the beach 0.97

00:33:22.960 2v1 bodied them dead

00:33:25.120 they're both dead 0.62

00:33:26.080 he was biting them and they whimpered and ran away

00:33:29.520 2v1 1.00

00:33:31.040 Thor's a fucking beast 0.99

00:33:33.240 but I'm really exactly like him 1.00

00:33:35.460 you are

00:33:35.920 You even have the same hair

00:33:39.060 And then I just go

00:33:40.040 Yeah and it's falling out

00:33:43.600 That's called shedding

00:33:46.820 And this is called balding

00:33:48.040 I got friends in Turkey if you're interested

00:33:49.960 I'm gonna do it in LA

00:33:51.880 God dang it dude

00:33:53.060 You just go to Turkey if you don't have money

00:33:55.660 You know what I'm not even

00:33:58.600 I'm not even upset about that

00:34:00.040 It's true

00:34:00.520 It's just a fact of the matter

00:34:02.040 You tagged him for a 5k

00:34:05.440 no no no he knows the story oh you i made a back end rip off that like a actual proper grip off 0.98

00:34:11.660 that that's respect yeah fucking and you saved a bunch of people's head yeah they're all so happy 0.97

00:34:16.580 they meet me they're like look at my hair i'm like great yeah i don't know why they had that 0.99

00:34:21.340 accent hey can we talk about your prospect last night dude yes please what what the hell happened

00:34:26.500 dude i ran into people backstage who were crying their eyes out he recreated the woodley it was

00:34:31.960 tough man it was really tough i i almost couldn't watch it in the locker room it changed the whole

00:34:38.200 energy of the locker room for like seven minutes i just want to say i love you ashton man and you're 0.97

00:34:45.040 an amazing person you're going to come back and fight harder and you were beating the dude's ass 0.95

00:34:49.080 you just fell asleep but it's the it's the most dangerous sport in the world for a reason and he 0.95

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00:36:31.600 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:36:34.300 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:36:35.660 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:36:36.700 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:36:41.340 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:36:43.600 which means we have wildly different references,

00:36:45.960 occasionally different opinions.

00:36:47.220 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:36:49.660 I'm not gonna get anywhere fighting

00:36:52.420 That is wild

00:36:53.980 I learned that about you today

00:36:55.780 Now in my 30s

00:36:58.320 Being the founder of New Shoes

00:36:59.940 Good taste is my business

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00:37:13.140 We're best friends, but we don't always agree

00:37:15.300 Because you told us how accommodating you are

00:37:18.140 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight.

00:37:21.660 But there's only so much fight I can fight.

00:37:23.860 Don't lie to me.

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00:37:30.200 Liar. 0.94

00:37:30.980 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 0.98

00:37:35.860 I don't really care.

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00:37:54.660 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:37:55.840 What?

00:37:56.300 I could talk to you for an hour.

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00:38:36.180 Scam Goddess!

00:38:38.680 Dude, like, you can't blink, you can't slow down, you can't keep your chin in the air.

00:38:44.780 someone could always be dangerous

00:38:46.820 at any given moment, and

00:38:48.760 I think they're

00:38:50.840 going to do the rematch, and hopefully

00:38:52.740 he can get his get back

00:38:54.700 and redeem himself. Because he was piecing him up, and I

00:38:56.760 He won every second of every round.

00:38:58.920 His sister was so, like,

00:39:00.900 after seeing him. It's scary.

00:39:02.520 I mean, dude, that is one

00:39:04.840 of the craziest knockouts I've ever seen in my

00:39:06.820 life, and it

00:39:07.900 really just made me sad

00:39:10.760 to see, and I know we were sitting right next

00:39:12.820 to each other, and I'm like, yo, this guy's warming up

00:39:14.660 for his fight and his prospect just got so unfortunately dropped i was i was worried that 0.80

00:39:20.560 was gonna fuck with you i did and i and i i needed amanda serrano to win yes to get the energy back 0.86

00:39:26.760 because if she if she if she did it and then there was two down i was like oh i know jake but this is 0.99

00:39:33.080 this will be there this he'll be thinking about it a little bit yeah it's kind of she did she did

00:39:38.220 she brought the energy back up but that that was definitely something difficult to deal with and

00:39:43.200 i i guess i kind of thought to myself like i don't know if we i don't know if we put this

00:39:48.100 in there but i said to myself like i made a navy seal reference i was like if a navy seal's in a

00:39:54.120 firefight and his boy gets popped right there you you have to just keep going it's what i said to

00:40:00.920 it's what i said to our cams i was like yo i know jake's gonna think about that for a second

00:40:06.140 but that's ashton's story now and jake's gotta focus on his story exactly life goes on like i

00:40:11.420 And then just after the fight, then I could think about it more and be there for him.

00:40:17.960 Do we know how he's doing?

00:40:19.480 He's doing really good.

00:40:20.680 I texted him.

00:40:21.160 Are you sure?

00:40:21.700 Because he's in good spirits.

00:40:22.840 He posted a tweet that I read this, well, tried to read this morning.

00:40:27.140 Did you see it?

00:40:28.800 I texted him.

00:40:29.780 He said, love you, bro.

00:40:31.080 I'm doing good.

00:40:32.600 I'm going to come back.

00:40:34.340 I'm not trying to dog on him, but it took him just a while to get up, dude.

00:40:38.720 This tweet, it wasn't full English.

00:40:44.000 I'm actually concerned for his health.

00:40:46.380 Well, he should get looked at.

00:40:47.800 There's no doubt.

00:40:51.660 And he's so young.

00:40:53.660 Getting knocked out, though, is safer than taking a beating like Mike Perry did, though.

00:40:58.400 Yeah, true.

00:40:59.000 Because if you just take the two punches and go to the ground, then that's it.

00:41:02.840 And your body's protecting you.

00:41:04.240 That's why the knockout response happens.

00:41:06.140 so what's worse is if you

00:41:08.060 keep getting back up and getting

00:41:09.980 knocked down getting back up

00:41:11.560 knocked down getting back up

00:41:12.840 do you think that he could come back from that easy

00:41:16.220 for sure it just depends how

00:41:17.760 someone deals with you 1.00

00:41:18.860 this is where you find out what the fuck you're made of 1.00

00:41:22.100 are you a real fighter 1.00

00:41:23.460 can you take a shot 1.00

00:41:26.100 to the chin 0.95

00:41:27.420 and get back up and keep fighting

00:41:29.360 because that's what fighting is about

00:41:31.100 anyone can throw hands

00:41:32.160 who has a history with a brutal KO 0.98

00:41:35.620 that came back to be like a world champion type shit is there there's got to be instances of it 0.97

00:41:41.440 gerald gerald for gerald mcclennan mcclennan no wait there's got to be somebody some boxing 0.97

00:41:48.580 purists some guy lost like four in a row then came back in 126 i wish i wish wade was wade was

00:41:57.720 here right now he would know he would how long does ashton have to not box it's like six like

00:42:05.180 a real fight or spar probably like

00:42:07.380 two months, three months. That's it?

00:42:09.120 Yeah. Will the commission let him

00:42:11.340 like... No, he'll be suspended for six

00:42:13.340 months. Six months. Yeah.

00:42:15.820 You were on a flight.

00:42:17.660 You landed.

00:42:19.300 You see that someone tried to kill President Trump.

00:42:21.260 Not to completely derail the conversation.

00:42:23.100 That's what we do on the show.

00:42:24.960 I'm just super curious

00:42:27.120 about just your take on the

00:42:28.720 attempted assassination on former

00:42:30.860 President Donald Trump. Because I know

00:42:32.940 uh you've been kind of vocal about politics and and just policy in the united states freedom of

00:42:37.400 speech your constitutional rights all that stuff from time to time and i'm sure yeah you have

00:42:42.020 thoughts on it as as do i but i've never said anything about it yeah i mean first and foremost

00:42:48.120 it's one of the craziest things i've ever seen and probably will ever seen see in our lifetimes

00:42:54.700 i don't know it's bizarre mom called me she's like what's happening i go if this is what it

00:42:59.940 looks like this is one of the most significant moments in american history and we'll probably

00:43:04.580 ever see in our lifetime insane and it was millimeters away from being for sure the most

00:43:12.380 meaningful moment american history millimeters like yeah i think there would have been a civil

00:43:17.200 war something would have hit him but i think that's like the divine intervention for sure

00:43:21.720 i believe that god stepped in and saved him it's funny it's like we we saw we saw the action

00:43:28.780 of god right in front of our eyes it's it's crazy what what that made people feel and then for

00:43:35.300 donald trump to react the way he did by the way we just we just spoke with this dude so

00:43:41.600 three weeks ago we just spoke and he just raises his hand in defiance of death fight fight i i was

00:43:52.160 enthralled mesmerized by this guy it's quite literally what doesn't kill you makes you

00:43:57.380 stronger and i think that's also probably why god had this exact situation happen because he saw the

00:44:04.060 path that we were going down with and i'm not even going to say like it's democrat republican

00:44:10.100 what doesn't matter it's the people who are running the government now the path that they

00:44:16.160 were leading us to was and was going to be catastrophic and terrible and i think god

00:44:22.120 really intervened like we need this guy right now everyone needs to flip sides we can't have a close

00:44:29.120 election we need a landslide we need this guy to come back in and make america great again

00:44:36.500 literally that's great you should coin that trademark and it's not about democrat or republican

00:44:43.920 it's like who is the best person to do that and I think Trump was the anti-hero and similar to me

00:44:52.120 it's like everyone wants to see me fail in boxing see me come down and then it just makes me stronger

00:44:58.060 and same with same with Trump this situation completely made him invincible quite literally

00:45:04.900 and I think it made the other side realize who he truly is as a person

00:45:10.340 and how much of a badass American hero he is.

00:45:14.900 Well, Biden did just survive COVID.

00:45:16.400 I will throw that out there as a comeback.

00:45:18.700 Well, I mean, I think Biden is saying he's sick

00:45:21.860 so that they could swap someone in.

00:45:24.480 No, 100%.

00:45:25.920 By the time this episode comes out,

00:45:29.800 it's probably someone they're going to know.

00:45:31.500 But the only person that they could swap in

00:45:33.580 that would have a reasonable choice.

00:45:36.120 Who?

00:45:36.920 Who do you think?

00:45:39.280 Because I know Hillary.

00:45:40.540 There's only one person.

00:45:42.380 The Rock?

00:45:43.200 Dwayne Johnson?

00:45:43.880 There's only one person they could put in.

00:45:46.920 And I feel like that's Michelle Obama.

00:45:51.100 She's the only person that they could throw into.

00:45:54.560 I mean, it would definitely rally a massive part of the other side.

00:45:59.180 I heard she's not interested, though.

00:46:00.840 I think she said that.

00:46:01.740 well yeah that i mean but they definitely have to swap someone in hold on don't i don't please i

00:46:07.080 want to stay focused on this thing for a second because we had alex jones on the show i do not do

00:46:12.580 conspiracy i'm the conspiracy theory fighter like when the scientists say something i'm like oh let's

00:46:17.480 see what the data says and let's deal with these facts and these facts and come to some senses of

00:46:22.200 a conclusion fuck the bias i don't care about right and left let's just look at the facts the 0.97

00:46:26.720 facts the facts or what is shown to us is facts this assassination attempt stinks it reeks there 0.99

00:46:35.120 is nothing about it that makes sense if i am saying something really really fishy went down

00:46:40.500 then then i like bro this dude was on the roof in plain sight of the secret service of everybody

00:46:50.040 in the audience with a gun 0.99

00:46:51.980 with a fucking 1.00

00:46:54.000 rifle 1.00

00:46:55.240 a rifle

00:46:56.760 within shooting distance 1.00

00:46:59.820 of the fucking former president 1.00

00:47:01.800 about to potentially be president again 1.00

00:47:04.060 but

00:47:04.640 she didn't want to put secret service

00:47:07.900 agents on the roof because it was sloped 1.00

00:47:10.000 that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life 1.00

00:47:11.800 that woman needs to be investigated and also 1.00

00:47:13.940 fucking fired 1.00

00:47:14.800 pathetic job 1.00

00:47:17.700 trying to protect the president 1.00

00:47:19.440 Even just the way they fumbled the bag

00:47:23.460 And by the way, the Secret Service that did end up protecting the president

00:47:26.540 And escorting him to the car and sacrificing their lives to protect this man

00:47:29.780 Like, good job for you

00:47:31.120 But I think America is disgusted by the gross incompetence that we witnessed

00:47:36.660 I don't know if it was incompetence 1.00

00:47:39.160 Michael, you see two females seem insecure 0.94

00:47:42.180 They knew about this threat 1.00

00:47:43.260 They're a fucking gun 1.00

00:47:44.960 They knew about this 1.00

00:47:45.660 Looking around, panic

00:47:46.580 Panic, panic

00:47:47.900 In the face of adversity

00:47:48.920 i saw sheer panic and that's not what i need to see from people who are supposed to be protecting

00:47:53.900 a potential and former president of the united states you're thinking about the small picture

00:47:57.700 there was a planned breakdown here there was no no no no no you're thinking about just the end

00:48:03.860 no no i'm i'm telling you what we what we saw facts that we can't say are facts no now now 0.96

00:48:08.560 let's get into what the fuck happened so i spoke with i spoke with a couple people that have 0.97

00:48:12.580 some semblance of knowledge obviously we just sat with the president and we 0.99

00:48:16.180 talk to people around him supposedly they only gave him this like skeleton yeah under trained 0.98

00:48:25.840 security team when generally if he goes to an external speaking like that in an open fucking 0.85

00:48:31.900 field in pennsylvania he gets an 80 person trained secret service entourage that comes with him 0.57

00:48:39.460 the people that were there in pennsylvania with him were not those people here's the question

00:48:45.120 at what point in the chain was the breakdown i heard last night while talking to someone that

00:48:53.620 those snipers were given stand down orders and when stand yo shooter on the roof guy with gun

00:49:03.860 gonna kill former president don't take the shot don't that's what i heard i'm not saying that

00:49:10.280 that's 100 true where was the breakdown we we gotta avoid the hearsay because and well it's 0.98

00:49:15.040 all gonna identify well it's all gonna that's the world well that's why we need to an investigation

00:49:19.340 needs to be conducted and by the way the i think the american population deserves to know the

00:49:24.580 results and conclusions well who's gonna do the investigation because it's it's so odd yeah all

00:49:28.920 of us we never found out about the jfk never exactly and then the fact that it's happening

00:49:34.020 again in real time and we have a chance to dissect it in 2024 all the video evidence technology all

00:49:41.400 of this who is this 20 year old kid who is the 20 year old kid with three encrypted overseas accounts

00:49:48.940 loves porn yeah he searched up for who had like no super identifiable political affiliation maybe

00:49:55.920 he signed up as a republican donated 15 to the democratic which might have been a scam which

00:50:00.320 Which might have been, he might have been scammed, they said.

00:50:02.460 But who is the guy?

00:50:03.780 And how did he get this information that led him to perfectly be put on a roof with direct access to kill our former president?

00:50:11.860 And like 15 minutes to aim.

00:50:13.520 No, he had like an hour.

00:50:14.940 He was just kicking it up there, dude.

00:50:16.440 Just to chill up there. 0.95

00:50:17.700 Watching porn. 0.86

00:50:18.240 Also, he was, bro. 0.99

00:50:22.500 Also, you know what disgusts me?

00:50:23.740 I've said this before. 1.00

00:50:25.460 Like, fuck his parents, too. 1.00

00:50:27.200 Fuck his parents. 1.00

00:50:28.280 He got his dad's gun. 1.00

00:50:29.380 they're apparently mental health counselors and you don't see this you don't see this developing 1.00

00:50:34.160 in your crooked little twisted little child that is disgusting are you are you are you it's horrible 0.99

00:50:40.320 pairing he took his dad's gun i believe that for any sort of school shooting or any sort of 1.00

00:50:45.720 gun violence where it is is a child and and the parents are like still overseeing and have some

00:50:51.780 sort of guardianship if the kid lives in their house of of of the perpetrator i believe they

00:50:57.180 need to be held accountable sometimes they are i i think they i think they should for like pay

00:51:01.760 attention to your child crime if your child 100 takes a gun and it's not proper 100 yeah the dead

00:51:09.040 guy sued the u.s secret service for negligence what'd you what'd you say can the family the

00:51:14.160 guy who passed away sue the secret service for negligence potentially they should potentially

00:51:18.060 they absolutely should absolutely and and and also core comparatory dude yeah firefighter

00:51:26.380 i think it was a firefighting chief like just just so sad died a hero everyone said he's he's 0.98

00:51:31.500 just the nicest guy protects shield using his body as a human shield bro it's fucking disgusting i 1.00

00:51:37.200 get enraged by this shit man it's and it's and it even goes so much like deeper than this too 0.99

00:51:42.340 it's just like this whole this whole political circus like like imagine being in like france 1.00

00:51:49.760 right now well fuck i look at some of these other countries and they don't have not doing too good 0.99

00:51:54.660 either no one's doing but i just mean all right everyone's in fucking shambles what is going on 0.98

00:52:00.500 everyone what is going on i'm telling you i attribute some of it i attribute a lot some to 0.91

00:52:08.240 a lot of it to social media dude i social media broke everything it just broke everything yeah

00:52:14.800 because it gave everyone a voice and a clan and uh and by the way you can like echo your opinions

00:52:21.480 these terrible terrible ideas and monetize them rose clickbait um headline um yo if we make up

00:52:29.360 this story and it goes viral i can make 22 000 these people believe it this guy gets a gun tries 0.86

00:52:34.460 to kill this guy we hate jews we hate pals like bro it has gotten really really nasty nasty nasty 1.00

00:52:42.400 stuff and it's not even just at the fault of like stupid people bad people whatever it's just 1.00

00:52:48.460 we've fallen into this like cycle of just black mirror what joe biden standing down just in 0.99

00:52:55.580 no are you no fucking way on this episode right now from from right now letter from joe biden 0.95

00:53:02.540 We literally fucking predicted it and it happened. 0.99

00:53:05.300 My fellow Americans. 0.98

00:53:06.700 Yeah, he sent it to me just to proofread.

00:53:08.900 I heard it happened on Sunday.

00:53:09.560 Oh, yeah.

00:53:10.720 It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve you as a president.

00:53:14.060 While it has been my intention to seek re-election,

00:53:16.420 I believe it is in the best interest of my party and the country

00:53:19.020 for me to stand down and focus solely on fulfilling my duties as president

00:53:22.200 for the remainder of my term.

00:53:23.600 Oh, my God.

00:53:25.080 Wow.

00:53:25.500 Live on air, brother.

00:53:26.480 Well, goosebumps, right?

00:53:29.540 Times.

00:53:30.200 We're living through them.

00:53:31.360 Oh my gosh

00:53:33.380 Okay here's my

00:53:37.740 Who are they going to put in

00:53:39.100 Here's my more instant reaction than that

00:53:41.060 Here's an even bigger question

00:53:42.460 You're not fit to run

00:53:46.960 To be president of the United States

00:53:48.600 In November

00:53:49.520 Maybe you're not fit to be president today

00:53:52.640 That's the question we need to be asking

00:53:54.900 Through January

00:53:55.960 Dude that's a long time

00:53:57.380 There's a lot of decisions that need to be made between now and then

00:54:00.420 That's the question people should ask

00:54:02.580 Yeah but there's nothing you can do about that

00:54:04.680 Well I can't do anything

00:54:05.900 I'm just a guy who just ended up with you

00:54:08.160 We're just doing a show

00:54:09.940 What's crazy is

00:54:12.660 Vivek predicted all of this

00:54:15.500 Is that how you say his name?

00:54:17.360 Vivek rhymes with cake

00:54:18.800 That's what he told you?

00:54:20.160 Rhymes with Jake

00:54:20.840 That's crazy that this just came in

00:54:26.540 It's gotta be Michelle Obama

00:54:28.700 There's no one

00:54:29.720 She's not going to do it bro it's hard

00:54:31.740 That's the thing it's hard

00:54:32.860 Being the president seems like a very difficult job

00:54:36.040 And also I know you said boxing is the most dangerous job in the world

00:54:38.660 It's the second most dangerous job in the world

00:54:40.960 Presidents have the highest death race

00:54:42.860 And attempted

00:54:44.600 Assassinations

00:54:46.580 Well who else do they assassinate these days

00:54:48.420 That's the only person that gets it said

00:54:50.680 Of course they have the highest

00:54:51.820 It's probably hit men for hire on the deep web dark web

00:54:54.520 But who else

00:54:55.920 But it's not like an occupation

00:54:57.160 They get killed because of what they do

00:54:59.740 Their job

00:55:00.300 Yeah but who else is going to get assassinated 1.00

00:55:03.080 Bro fuck you 1.00

00:55:05.020 I just said a thing that's true 1.00

00:55:06.000 They tried to kill Elon Musk

00:55:08.460 Two assassination attempts

00:55:10.280 Wait really

00:55:11.680 Yeah he said that after Trump

00:55:13.200 Two assassination attempts in the past 8 months

00:55:15.500 What

00:55:16.320 That's not even that many

00:55:17.700 Look at Castro

00:55:18.460 Our government tries to kill more people than anybody

00:55:21.780 Elon Musk is like the savior of the new world

00:55:24.900 Of course

00:55:25.320 They can't kill Elon

00:55:27.920 He's the greatest mind like ever

00:55:30.660 Of our generation

00:55:32.020 Yes 100%

00:55:33.100 I don't think people understand

00:55:34.480 There's a lot of contention

00:55:37.300 Look at what they did to the greatest mind

00:55:39.600 Of two generations

00:55:40.940 Not at all

00:55:42.360 There's so many people who would be contentious

00:55:45.300 They'll just say he's smart at building great teams

00:55:48.700 SpaceX

00:55:49.000 He's preserved freedom of speech

00:55:51.200 I'm not saying it

00:55:53.380 I'm not saying it's a contentious statement

00:55:55.600 The boring system

00:55:57.400 Tesla

00:55:58.960 PayPal

00:56:00.940 Open AI

00:56:02.820 What human has this profound effect

00:56:05.600 On humanity ever

00:56:07.080 Twitter freedom of speech

00:56:10.000 99 originals

00:56:11.540 Prime

00:56:12.340 Levels

00:56:13.580 I'm kidding

00:56:14.960 Can't kill Elon

00:56:17.700 But look at what they did with Nikola Tesla

00:56:20.420 Who had all the secrets to the universe 0.98

00:56:22.560 fucking assassinate him 0.99

00:56:25.140 and steal all this technology. 1.00

00:56:26.580 Oh, yeah, that one's true.

00:56:27.940 38 trunks stolen.

00:56:29.960 Can we go one layer deeper on the conspiracy thing?

00:56:33.140 This one's just like interesting.

00:56:35.280 Why the frick was that kid

00:56:37.120 in that BlackRock commercial, bro? 0.93

00:56:39.740 Don't even give me started.

00:56:42.000 Now listen.

00:56:42.900 Don't even say allegedly.

00:56:45.580 No, because he actually was.

00:56:46.740 It was him, right?

00:56:48.140 Why was he in that BlackRock commercial?

00:56:49.900 And then I got people telling me last night,

00:56:51.760 BlackRock was shorting stocks

00:56:55.120 That would be affected by a Trump assassination

00:56:57.080 Before the Trump assassination 0.82

00:56:58.300 So you're telling me BlackRock

00:57:00.500 Had this kid in the commercial

00:57:02.140 Then maybe they shorted some stocks

00:57:04.900 And then they were like hey bro

00:57:06.080 You were in our commercial 0.99

00:57:06.880 Want to like kill the president for us 0.85

00:57:08.480 And he just went on the roof 0.95

00:57:10.080 And then the secret service was like

00:57:11.500 Nah we're chill bro 1.00

00:57:12.340 He can shoot the fucking president 1.00

00:57:13.580 I hope Trump does what he says he's going to do 1.00

00:57:16.620 If he gets reelected

00:57:18.020 And does some sort of

00:57:19.920 deep-rooted expose of the deep state and and and figures all of it out that's why it appears like

00:57:27.280 there's an organization working directly against the uh uh things he's trying to do but this is why

00:57:34.160 it's scary and dangerous because now it's even more dangerous for him because they're gonna try

00:57:42.220 to assassinate him time and time again this is the not just the first attempt like it's gonna

00:57:48.060 Be more and more and more 0.99

00:57:50.120 He has to be extra fucking careful 0.99

00:57:52.400 He needs a clone like Putin 0.99

00:57:53.820 Putin's got not a clone but like a body double

00:57:56.580 They send different guys out

00:57:58.300 He's gonna have to do that

00:57:59.520 So they don't know like which ones 1.00

00:58:00.780 Yeah they have to take out the real one 0.99

00:58:02.440 That's fucking insane 0.99

00:58:04.720 You knew that Putin's got like a bunch of body doubles 1.00

00:58:06.880 That he sends out

00:58:07.580 Yeah it's crazy times bro

00:58:12.000 It's crazy times we're living in 0.99

00:58:13.400 Dude who the fuck are they gonna put in 0.99

00:58:15.260 We need to take a bet 0.99

00:58:16.120 my bet their only chance

00:58:18.380 when you say their only chance

00:58:20.560 what do you mean by that like only chance

00:58:22.460 for Democrats to win like the

00:58:24.440 Democratic Party who are they going to

00:58:26.540 put in to win

00:58:28.140 Jake doesn't matter

00:58:29.840 doesn't matter yeah no it doesn't

00:58:32.740 but I'm just wondering

00:58:34.500 like how they're thinking I'm trying to get

00:58:36.520 inside their shoes the DNC is

00:58:38.580 to your point kind of in shambles right

00:58:40.560 now it's a it's a very

00:58:41.920 I saw this chart the other day about the movement

00:58:44.520 i think musk actually shared it about the movement towards the fringes by the two groups after some

00:58:50.880 sort of collective research and when you see how far the left has moved to the fringe left

00:58:56.240 and the right has remained somewhat moderate in their stances somewhat um the left will not see

00:59:04.060 any success until they start to come back to the middle a little bit it's just they're just too

00:59:07.560 far gone they don't represent the people of this country anymore so that's why you know brother

00:59:13.780 you're gonna be an uncle in like two months you know that i was talking i was talking to my little

00:59:18.220 baby girl she was at your fight last night dude that's so cool yeah that is so crazy yeah i don't

00:59:24.160 know how i'm gonna feel i need to find a time to fly out there maybe like come come for thanksgiving

00:59:30.300 or christmas or both no you gotta come before that i think i should just come right after the

00:59:34.580 dyson fight oh yeah meet her oh no you gotta meet her before that wait september how did the months

00:59:41.900 go october what's after november september october you'll be like six weeks till your fight

00:59:48.440 i've already calculated but but fatherhood is upon me brother and uncle ship is upon you brother 0.94

00:59:54.900 i mean i don't have to do shit i really don't have to do shit either i have to tell you 0.98

00:59:59.240 i said this before pregnancy for the male is kind of dope and extremely unfair extremely unfair 0.98

01:00:06.040 10 seconds of work

01:00:07.400 Greatest 10 seconds of my life

01:00:08.940 Chill for 9 months

01:00:10.520 Poor girl she's over there

01:00:12.480 Swelling now is the new thing

01:00:14.520 And by the way she's made this pregnancy so easy for me

01:00:16.600 I've heard horror stories

01:00:17.680 Yeah she seems to just be taking it like a champ

01:00:20.240 Like a champ

01:00:21.060 And I just feel bad

01:00:23.400 She's the swelling now

01:00:25.840 I see it

01:00:26.500 She got cankles

01:00:27.480 She's been a model her whole life

01:00:30.880 Pretty skinny

01:00:32.200 Now she got cankles

01:00:33.180 Just for the time being

01:00:35.440 It'll go away

01:00:36.200 And then you're just drinking by yourself

01:00:40.580 On the baby moon

01:00:41.480 So much so

01:00:43.900 That I destroyed myself

01:00:46.580 Violently hung on

01:00:47.840 First time I threw up in a chopper

01:00:49.400 Sent us a video of it

01:00:50.820 I think I've thrown up in a chopper before

01:00:53.180 Horrible

01:00:53.740 Maybe before the chopper

01:00:57.040 You and I both have a really

01:00:59.560 Adversely violent reaction to alcohol

01:01:02.580 When we push it

01:01:03.640 And I actually think that will be the thing

01:01:05.680 That deters us from becoming alcoholics

01:01:07.580 Like the rest of our family

01:01:08.660 You're globalizing that

01:01:11.300 No

01:01:11.660 You guys over drink

01:01:15.260 To the point of throwing up

01:01:17.600 They call it binge drinking

01:01:18.660 Yeah it's like

01:01:20.300 If you don't do something for two months

01:01:22.760 And then you just have to do it all in two days

01:01:25.140 Yeah but you don't

01:01:26.340 You don't have to

01:01:27.700 You don't not have to

01:01:29.120 If you want to throw up in a helicopter

01:01:32.580 It's kind of dope

01:01:34.120 I don't think you thought that at the time

01:01:37.120 I did, I totally did

01:01:38.620 We were flying over the beautiful vineyards of Italy

01:01:41.520 Oh, I saw you passed out on the seat

01:01:43.680 That was horrible

01:01:45.220 But it was kind of cool

01:01:46.400 I wouldn't do it again though

01:01:47.820 I'm done drinking, I'm never drinking again

01:01:49.340 I've heard that so many times

01:01:51.280 Do you think that July 2024

01:01:53.300 Potentially could go down as the craziest month on record

01:01:57.480 In the history of the world

01:01:58.880 A lot of unpredicted

01:01:59.920 Like bro 0.99

01:02:00.720 like trump got his ear blown off biden resigned fucking sketch plot twist bro what didn't see 0.99

01:02:10.660 that coming brother brother what i did not expect that dude wild to see brother love sketch bro i've 0.99

01:02:19.480 been spending a lot of time with them love sketch special plays i mean who i mean who gives a shit 0.98

01:02:27.700 20 bucks bro 0.98

01:02:28.880 Oh what else happened though

01:02:31.900 In July I think that's it

01:02:33.140 No something else

01:02:35.300 Oh yeah

01:02:37.760 Alex Jones did predict the

01:02:39.820 Shutdown

01:02:41.100 I got a conspiracy there Alex Jones

01:02:44.240 Ready for this

01:02:45.380 He's probably got one on you brother

01:02:46.900 Ready for this

01:02:48.000 That wall's a wall

01:02:49.160 Ceiling's a ceiling

01:02:49.880 Floor's a floor

01:02:50.620 Data out

01:02:51.360 Plane crash

01:02:52.120 Famine

01:02:52.620 Drug addiction

01:02:53.420 If you say 8 million things

01:02:56.160 You're gonna hit on like 0.99

01:02:57.640 five to six of seven of them so it's a numbers game it's a quantity monkeys are selling crack 0.97

01:03:02.320 in indonesia there's a chair that's gonna turn into a wall later this afternoon like you say 1.00

01:03:07.280 as much shit as you can w's the best smelling thing but it's made of walrus teeth like you 0.99

01:03:12.400 just say shit eventually a lot and ryan garcia tried the same thing yeah there's gonna you know 0.99

01:03:18.380 there's gonna be an earthquake on june 6th he said you're gonna lose he's the only person i've 0.95

01:03:22.960 ever seen with a 0%

01:03:24.800 hit rate. No, he said the earthquake in California.

01:03:27.140 Bro, there was none. I was there.

01:03:29.000 There was no fucking earthquake. There's earthquakes every day. 0.99

01:03:30.960 Every day. 1.2.

01:03:33.760 That's like saying, there's gonna be

01:03:34.920 oxygen in the air today. There's gonna be air.

01:03:37.240 Exactly. Like, his

01:03:38.820 hit rate is so bad, bro.

01:03:42.640 Well.

01:03:43.560 I know what else is in July.

01:03:45.400 Happy birthday.

01:03:47.500 Are you gonna be 61?

01:03:50.380 6-1.

01:03:51.380 Don't do that, Logan.

01:03:52.960 No, you look, you look great.

01:03:55.300 Thank you.

01:03:56.320 I have a theory.

01:03:56.980 You're going to live forever.

01:03:58.060 Okay.

01:03:58.700 Conspiracy forever.

01:03:59.980 Yeah.

01:04:00.340 I don't know about that.

01:04:01.260 I feel like you're going to hit one 10.

01:04:03.220 Wow.

01:04:03.640 Yeah, for sure.

01:04:04.980 You're going to have great, great grandkids.

01:04:06.940 Okay.

01:04:07.380 At this point.

01:04:08.940 What are you, what are you doing next?

01:04:11.840 I'm going to, uh, Nashville.

01:04:16.400 When, when next week?

01:04:19.100 Oh, we already talked about that.

01:04:20.520 No, I'm there the whole week.

01:04:21.560 No, I don't think so.

01:04:22.420 Oh we didn't wait someone else is going

01:04:24.500 Yeah a lot of people are going

01:04:25.800 Yeah I think I'm going to link up with Trump

01:04:28.420 And then the Bitcoin conference

01:04:30.540 And then I'm linking up with Whistling Diesel

01:04:32.580 Tell Trump

01:04:33.480 Two million dollars for the hat he was wearing

01:04:36.080 For the attempted assassination and my full endorsement

01:04:39.460 Not that he needs it but that's my offer

01:04:41.180 That's your bid my bid's three million

01:04:43.140 Then I'll do four

01:04:43.760 Five

01:04:44.500 Six

01:04:45.300 Justin

01:04:46.360 Ken Griffin just called

01:04:47.940 He's doing 60

01:04:50.500 i legitimately would pay with the current money i have now i would at my max i would be like i

01:04:58.860 would pay probably 12 million let's go half let's go halfsies actually tell him tell him let's go

01:05:04.260 halfsies on it tell him i was i was gonna find the uh original photographer and ask him for his

01:05:09.820 sd card it's a great idea of the picture with the flag it's a great idea the sickest photo ever

01:05:15.400 but a like i don't know i just didn't i was like it's cool then i was like nah

01:05:21.720 it's a it's a very good idea anyways maybe cheekily slip that in there if you link up with

01:05:28.820 him hey brother uh i'll give you 12 million no no no no no just ask him ask him who has it and

01:05:34.140 what he's doing what he's doing with i doubt he would sell it no chance i already tried

01:05:37.960 you did try i did try yeah he talked to the team yeah they're not prepared to sell it that is that 0.96

01:05:44.080 is a family heirloom why the fuck would he sell that to us yeah well i put in a nice case 0.93

01:05:50.480 a bulletproof one he needs to be doing speeches in bulletproof uh casings from now on i think i 0.98

01:05:58.760 think that should be kind of standard for presidents anyway bro let's hang out in nashville

01:06:02.800 i've never been there it's gonna be great it's gonna be great i'll show you a great time he's

01:06:07.380 fun to hang out with i'm going there i'm going to utah then i'm going to your girlfriends then

01:06:12.460 i'm going to paris then i'm going to czech republic then i'm going to new york then i'm going to

01:06:18.340 washington dc then i'm going to somewhere else would you be cool if i just come on the whole

01:06:22.600 you didn't come i know i was like you should pull up i'll be down so nashville this week

01:06:26.700 i end every episode that you come on because i know we're getting close here uh by just telling

01:06:31.640 you how actually absolutely proud i am of you thank you like you are you have just proven so

01:06:38.620 many people wrong you've you've i remember doing episodes with you years ago and and and that lost

01:06:45.580 um man who was or even kid at the time who was who was finding what he wanted to do for the rest

01:06:51.480 of his life and and you found it your path is so clear you're so focused and i'm i'm so

01:06:56.820 proud of you bro like honestly everything that you guys dude likewise family though yeah family

01:07:02.520 and the movement grows bigger and stronger and just happy to be here and doing what we love

01:07:08.360 Congrats on the double-digit winning record

01:07:10.860 10-1 Jake Paul, ladies and gentlemen

01:07:13.320 Thank you, thank you, thank you

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