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00:02:12.360 How did you get the Nate Diaz fight?

00:02:13.680 Because I thought I had it locked up.

00:02:15.400 You never had it locked up.

00:02:17.340 KSI now has like a whole zip code as a record.

00:02:20.020 Like he's never actually beat someone good.

00:02:22.280 Yo, you gotta stop saying that!

00:02:24.300 I said I was not going to say it, but you do have a type.

00:02:27.320 What's the type?

00:02:27.920 Whoa, whoa, whoa 0.89

00:02:30.020 Yovan thinks you're gonna die before me

00:02:32.280 Bro, and you know what's scary?

00:02:33.480 I think that man knows something we don't

00:02:35.320 Yo, this

00:02:44.400 Hold on, hold on

00:02:45.280 Before you do that

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00:02:54.900 Welcome back to Impulsive

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00:03:00.760 memorial day weekend hope you had a good one uh we're celebrating this week by launching

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00:04:21.100 special edition for you oh that would be that yeah that'd be nice guys we're joined with mike's

00:04:30.540 sister she's back abby abby's back we know how much you guys loved abby she's visiting us this

00:04:35.860 weekend in puerto rico how you having a good time so great host you are such a better host than my

00:04:41.480 brother why you gotta bring me into it because you're awful why don't you try pulling the mic 0.98

00:04:45.780 a little closer to your mouth he does suck huh he does i mean you've stayed there a million times 0.99

00:04:52.160 you know i can't anymore because that's how bad of a guest i am but but i have to ask is it am i 1.00

00:04:56.980 a bad guest or is he a bad host he's a bad host yeah listen you're a train wreck okay you make a

00:05:04.580 mess we've already been over this before hey can i ask you a question real quick and you could chime

00:05:10.260 minute as well this buttercup you look like mom right now by the way listen you you sound like

00:05:16.060 mom honestly you are the only person i know now that logan told me the story he couldn't sit on

00:05:23.180 your couch at your house he has not yeah it is he has a he has a he has a made-up rule because

00:05:28.420 this is the thing it's not like it's not like he has this in his head it's like as he goes along

00:05:34.400 he'll figure out the littlest things that bother him and then make it up at the spot so like two

00:05:39.900 person per link in the couch can sit on the back of the chair and we found that out because there

00:05:44.040 were three people sitting and he said hey just why don't you get off and i i don't know there's

00:05:47.720 a weight limit apparently mike made up in his head i'd rather past it yeah i'd rather look like

00:05:52.860 mom sound like mom all right all right that's enough hey i want to just say this take like a

00:05:57.520 real moment for a second here do you ever watch the old episodes do you ever like go and like

00:06:03.560 tune in for like a for like a old episode like one through 50 yeah i think i actually was better

00:06:10.100 than i swear to god i think i like lost brain cells or something like i don't know what happened

00:06:15.520 i'm just a dumbass now i i was i was watching some today and i just it's really crazy like at

00:06:21.520 the end of the year we're coming up on five years of this show what and it just seems like it just 0.98

00:06:28.780 went by so fast and i and i i want to take a second to to suck the the dick of the audience 0.96

00:06:36.920 dude yeah and really say thank you for for watching the show for as long as you have like 0.98

00:06:41.340 like we don't get a chance to to communicate directly with you as much as we would like but

00:06:46.140 but damn we've had a long a long run a long and fruitful fruitful run yeah and uh i just want to

00:06:53.100 say i appreciate you guys watching for so long and being being so great to us that's very cool 0.95

00:06:57.520 mike that's very nice of you yeah we don't we don't acknowledge him enough uh we love you guys

00:07:02.580 we love you guys seriously without you this would be nothing i didn't know we were doing this right

00:07:05.600 now i'm sorry i just no i get it i i love this outlet i love this outlet and it exists because

00:07:10.640 people watch and without people watching i just have a show like um

00:07:17.360 so so good news also um prime is launching in denmark and norway

00:07:23.860 on june 7th and lucky for me i happen to have a hot ass danish girlfriend how is that going

00:07:31.780 it's uh it's great but i so i don't speak uh danish obviously from ohio um but she does and

00:07:39.540 so i'm gonna have her cut a promo for prime in denmark for all the danish people who have been 1.00

00:07:46.820 asking for prime it's now in in bilka i'm so excited for her to fuck you your call no no i 1.00

00:07:53.500 I told her I was calling. 1.00

00:07:54.340 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:07:55.320 I told her I was calling, bro. 0.99

00:07:56.520 She's doing yoga, buddy. 0.99

00:07:58.120 I fucking told her I was gonna call. 0.99

00:07:59.380 She's doing a yoga. 1.00

00:08:00.320 Nina. 0.76

00:08:01.420 Here we go. 1.00

00:08:02.320 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:08:03.740 Nina. 1.00

00:08:05.020 Hi.

00:08:05.800 No, screen record.

00:08:06.640 What?

00:08:07.620 Screen record?

00:08:08.400 Oh, sorry.

00:08:09.620 I'm gonna screen.

00:08:10.440 I thought you were gonna just call me.

00:08:11.780 I didn't think there was gonna be a face on it.

00:08:14.460 Well, they can't see your face.

00:08:16.320 Is that why you took so long to answer?

00:08:18.160 I was getting worried.

00:08:19.420 No, I was in Downward Dog.

00:08:22.100 I told you. 1.00

00:08:22.880 I fucking told you, bro 1.00

00:08:24.920 I told you she was doing fucking yoga, bro 1.00

00:08:28.000 I said that 1.00

00:08:29.280 I was doing a nice little stretch

00:08:31.040 Okay, okay, okay

00:08:32.080 Listen, for the Denmark fans

00:08:34.300 Can you let them know that Prime's coming to

00:08:37.460 Bilka, Fat X, and Neto

00:08:41.580 You can't even pronounce it

00:08:42.940 I'm working on it

00:08:43.800 You better do her cafe? 1.00

00:08:45.340 You better do her cafe?

00:08:45.860 Yeah, that's good

00:08:47.340 I'm working on it

00:08:48.720 Good morning, Skit

00:08:49.240 Good morning, Skit

00:08:50.700 Wait, so you want me to tell them that Prime is coming to Denmark?

00:08:52.880 yeah yeah in danish okay um that's a good one real words wow that was good thank you babe thank

00:09:13.380 you you're welcome babe i gotta get back to stretching but i love you i love you babe 0.95

00:09:17.480 damn that's not a real language yeah that's crazy it sounds like somebody lives in an igloo

00:09:22.880 true yeah um we also have another guest today who's he's right he's right over there i think 0.99

00:09:31.240 we should bring him in now why do you want to yeah i think oh oh we got to move the prime

00:09:37.680 sorry so he's uh he's competitive brand deals 0.96

00:09:41.480 uh fucking someone say something ladies and gentlemen it's morgan wallen i don't know 0.98

00:09:49.020 ladies and gentlemen it's jake paul 1.00

00:09:58.340 oh whoa holy shit oh no oh shit fucking mother shit fucking son of a bitch well 1.00

00:10:08.200 it's the tail and you know what you know what i i was told to cut this xl bully's tail when i got 1.00

00:10:15.760 him but i didn't i didn't do that i didn't cut his tail i didn't cut his ears such a pretty dog 0.60

00:10:20.300 i didn't want to ruin him but i have to be honest if i had the choice to go back and do the tail i

00:10:24.500 probably would for anyone who wants to get an excel bully dog i would just because that thing

00:10:29.100 is that thing is dangerous and if i if i were to do it now i'd be considered an amputation we don't

00:10:34.160 want that jake do you have a dog i thought you're gonna say do you have an amputation

00:10:39.400 you ever get amputated yeah yeah i have a i have a golden retriever named thor and he's the most

00:10:47.640 sweetest soul on the planet i would have i would have figured that you would have a pit bull 0.81

00:10:51.940 i would like for you to put that microphone in your mouth i would and i mean i would like to

00:10:57.260 not do that thank you but just move it a little closer it's a pod it's an audio podcast you put

00:11:01.340 me in a bad seat and i have to turn to ask questions are you saying that the three slot

00:11:06.720 Is a bad seat

00:11:07.500 And that whoever sits

00:11:08.800 Don't listen to him

00:11:09.720 Just don't listen to him

00:11:11.240 I never do

00:11:12.400 He's bullying

00:11:13.080 He is a bully

00:11:13.800 It's not 0.96

00:11:14.240 Both of you

00:11:15.800 Both of you

00:11:16.560 I want to say this

00:11:17.300 Once and for all

00:11:17.940 The word is

00:11:18.900 B-U-L-L-Y

00:11:20.460 It's not bully

00:11:21.460 I have a lisp

00:11:22.520 It's not a lisp

00:11:23.400 It's not bully

00:11:24.260 I have a speech impediment 0.99

00:11:25.300 You're a bully 0.99

00:11:28.020 I legitimately have 0.99

00:11:28.320 A speech impediment

00:11:29.140 Jake I saw a video

00:11:30.600 I can't say

00:11:31.280 I can't say bully

00:11:32.700 Or wooly

00:11:33.440 Like my teacher

00:11:34.180 In 8th grade 1.00

00:11:35.240 Or some shit 0.99

00:11:35.640 Was Mr. Wooly 0.99

00:11:36.700 i can't say it who was the dude that you knocked out the ex ufc fighter tyron woodley

00:11:42.620 i can say that i can say that i saw a video today called jake paul ends bullying i thought

00:11:49.080 this was really inspirational if you're bullying someone if you're bullying kids out there stop it

00:11:54.760 you're a really good guy thanks bro i'm doing what i can you know and i'm a man of very few words

00:12:04.380 That was almost as impactful as David Guetta

00:12:06.740 Ending racism

00:12:07.460 Hey you gotta start somewhere

00:12:10.740 I agree

00:12:11.520 Brick by brick

00:12:13.500 Hey I have to ask you something dude

00:12:15.840 I should have asked you this off camera but we're here

00:12:18.240 I'm gonna ask you just

00:12:20.560 Cause it's material

00:12:21.380 How did you get the Nate Diaz fight dude

00:12:24.420 Cause I thought I had it locked up

00:12:27.060 I thought for sure

00:12:29.040 I had it locked up dude

00:12:30.180 How did you get that fight

00:12:31.460 You never had it locked up 0.99

00:12:34.780 Damn it 0.96

00:12:36.600 I guess not 0.99

00:12:37.840 Yeah

00:12:39.900 He told us we did

00:12:42.280 He was playing me

00:12:43.140 He was playing me hard

00:12:44.140 Like a fiddle

00:12:44.660 I told you that

00:12:45.540 I told you he's playing both sides

00:12:48.260 But like

00:12:49.380 He didn't

00:12:50.780 I don't know if I want to like

00:12:52.520 Go into it here

00:12:53.160 But basically like

00:12:54.040 Some of the people you work with

00:12:56.020 Like

00:12:57.240 You can bleep that out

00:12:59.200 But like 0.99

00:12:59.560 He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing bro 0.98

00:13:00.980 like he does and he doesn't but like just throwing money at someone 0.98

00:13:05.640 doesn't make them like want to do it and at the end of the day what it came down to

00:13:11.960 honestly is that he thought the world would view our fight as like way more legitimate than you

00:13:22.340 him fighting you like to him was like a money grab because you hadn't beaten anybody

00:13:28.580 uh i i beat floyd mayweather i thought so me and me but in person it really looked like you beat

00:13:41.280 him i haven't watched it ever back on tv but no i still think he beat him but maybe maybe if i

00:13:47.160 fight him again listen i get it but it's disappointing bro i'm not even making the

00:13:50.200 influencer top boxing list now yeah you've got you've been pushed so far out really are where

00:13:57.120 would where do you get ranked i'm 11 i'm not even in that's in so who's like above you like astrid

00:14:02.320 wet like who do they you know what i'm saying like who do they who do they rank like also they 1.00

00:14:07.140 had they also had like salt poppy on this shit and like anthony taylor beat his fucking ass that 0.99

00:14:12.640 was that was crazy it's embarrassing it's like bro like you want to you got everyone wants to 0.99

00:14:16.200 like say these things they're just like different levels to this shit bro they're still doing six 0.96

00:14:19.660 rounds like nope no one's ever gone eight rounds besides me and you that's so weird yeah like bro 0.99

00:14:26.200 these lists like come on suck a dick like y'all don't even know about boxing like i'm sorry what 0.98

00:14:30.020 you think about the ksidq very very valid for that to be in no contest i mean bro it's like 0.99

00:14:38.540 that was clearly illegal i've been boxing for however many fucking years now four years 0.57

00:14:42.820 sparred a gazillion times i my elbow has never touched a single person's face like you have to 0.94

00:14:49.180 legitimately go for that to make that no no this that was not intentional i don't think it was

00:14:55.400 it was highly intentional and you're you you i'm honestly gotta call you out for it because like

00:15:00.020 you're literally the only person who doesn't think that that it was intent that was not 0.99

00:15:04.540 you're the only fucking there is i'll die on the hill there is no way that was intentional 1.00

00:15:09.500 you're the only person no you think he tried to elbow him in the face that's ridiculous 1.00

00:15:15.900 he's saying but meanwhile he's punching you in the back of the head during your okay okay so 0.91

00:15:20.920 he's a dirty fighter i don't i wouldn't even say that i would say he's a wild fighter which is

00:15:25.820 that's what i was gonna say that's what i was gonna ask he just throws he just throws very 0.94

00:15:29.300 so if you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend because you're a cheater does it make it okay

00:15:33.200 i'll tell you what if you're knocked out and some girl gives you head what if you're if you

00:15:39.280 just because you're a wild fighter it's not the sport this is a sport so in basketball if you're

00:15:45.820 a wild defensive player and you elbow someone in the face you're out of there that's not a style 0.88

00:15:50.700 this is a fucking sport i mean draymond's made a career out of it bro and he he's but it but even 0.97

00:15:55.380 then it's like it's not intentional like yeah he's done some crazy stepped on someone's head bro yeah 0.99

00:16:00.320 and he got he got kicked off the game ejected like okay cool like he got penalized for that

00:16:05.820 and like it's so funny how fast they announced that ksi won right after it was less than 45

00:16:12.880 seconds that's the fastest i've ever seen because they didn't want them to turn it over in the ring

00:16:16.760 they know bro and and even regardless let's say it wasn't intentional let's just say it wasn't

00:16:23.800 like you still get disqualified for that like no contest no no contest continue no exactly no but

00:16:29.500 he said that no contest was fair and by the way it was that was like that's where i think the

00:16:33.380 proper net out was that it was ruled a no contest in lucky joe fournier lucky joe fournier who's

00:16:38.740 still undefeated and ksi now has like a whole zip code as a record yeah it's like he's like

00:16:45.240 Let's make sure we get this right

00:16:47.280 It's like 0-1-1

00:16:49.600 No, he's got 4-5 numbers

00:16:52.260 I think he's 1-0-1-1-1

00:16:55.200 It's a phone number

00:16:57.380 Yeah, we're a little behind

00:17:00.020 That was old news

00:17:00.980 I wanted to ask him about it

00:17:02.620 I don't want to

00:17:03.420 The biggest thing about it though

00:17:06.500 Is that he's never actually beat someone good

00:17:09.180 Yo, you gotta stop

00:17:10.740 No, because

00:17:13.560 No, because I don't think he beat you.

00:17:17.460 Jack Reese beat you.

00:17:19.280 You lost because he took two points away. 0.86

00:17:22.640 You would have won the fight if **** didn't take two points away.

00:17:25.620 No warning, anything.

00:17:26.720 So, like, a fair, clean win. 1.00

00:17:29.260 It hasn't happened for KSI unless it's a video gamer or, like, a fucking... 1.00

00:17:32.980 Jesus. 1.00

00:17:34.260 I agree.

00:17:35.520 You stay out of it.

00:17:36.720 No, I do.

00:17:37.280 You don't even know what we're talking about.

00:17:37.760 Yes, I do.

00:17:38.340 I watch all of your fights, including yours on WWE.

00:17:42.080 could i ask a a holistic question for a second uh this may just be me but like i feel like the

00:17:54.940 space right now needs another big fight i feel like we've hit like a little bit of a lull does

00:18:00.660 i don't know if anybody else feels that way like i remember when it was like you know you facing

00:18:04.800 off against pretty well-known combat you know sports uh athletes you know the mayweather fight 0.92

00:18:10.060 the logan paul ksi like i don't want to i hope we don't get to a point where it's like oh shit

00:18:14.680 those were the heydays of this this you know space i mean bro like i mean tommy and i just did

00:18:20.960 nearly 900 000 for sure that's true and me and nate it's the biggest gate out of any of my fights

00:18:27.860 by far we've already sold ticket more tickets than any of my fights in the fights in literally

00:18:32.380 two months let me tell you something got it got it and he's the first opponent i've ever had

00:18:37.600 that gets more likes than me on the instagram post of the announcement you got he's got like

00:18:43.280 a good promotional dance partner yeah and and he's got a million likes on his post like

00:18:48.080 tommy got like 500 000 or nate's an instagram star now he is yeah you know you have the fight

00:18:54.980 august 5th on the same day as summer slam which i assume i'll be competing in in some regard i

00:19:00.520 don't i don't know what i'll possibly be doing it i have some ideas but you know we'll be

00:19:04.060 performing at the highest level in two of the biggest

00:19:06.360 sports in the world on the same night.

00:19:08.100 It doesn't make any sense. And this has happened now

00:19:10.300 like it was Madison Square Garden.

00:19:12.280 We were both on the posters.

00:19:13.600 It was one week and one week, but

00:19:15.500 it's the same night.

00:19:18.360 How am I going to pick which one to

00:19:19.620 watch?

00:19:20.940 The main event of my fight will be after

00:19:23.780 the WWE event.

00:19:25.600 You'll be able to watch both.

00:19:27.540 Where's your thing going to be?

00:19:29.260 The great city of Detroit.

00:19:31.140 How can I get from...

00:19:32.540 I'm going to hit, I don't, I want to see the, let's be honest, bro.

00:19:35.980 You're going to Jake's fight.

00:19:37.240 I really want to go to that.

00:19:38.420 Can I tell you another?

00:19:39.380 My parents are going to Jake's fight.

00:19:40.560 Well, yeah.

00:19:41.780 You do a lot of WWE.

00:19:43.780 You do.

00:19:44.140 I'm going to be with you at the, are you able to talk about the.

00:19:47.140 No, no.

00:19:47.600 I don't know.

00:19:48.300 Here's another reason why I'm excited about your fight.

00:19:52.380 And I think I sent this to you.

00:19:54.880 There's a triple A baseball team called like the Frisco somethings.

00:20:00.680 and in the outfield 0.99

00:20:02.180 in the outfield they have a fucking lazy river 0.99

00:20:07.060 that you can watch the baseball game 0.99

00:20:09.660 you would love lazy rivers

00:20:10.380 bro bro

00:20:11.560 you actually

00:20:12.520 they have like a thirsty Thursday night

00:20:14.100 where everybody gets in a tube

00:20:15.460 and you watch the baseball game

00:20:17.020 from the lazy river 1.00

00:20:19.340 so I'm going to your shit 1.00

00:20:20.940 because I want to go to the 1.00

00:20:21.660 because yours is in Dallas right?

00:20:23.000 yeah

00:20:23.160 you're going to the fight to go into a lazy river?

00:20:26.120 well I just want to support the Frisco

00:20:27.400 Frisco

00:20:28.660 Frisco throwers

00:20:30.240 the frisco ball but baseball are you training any differently for this fight yes yes very

00:20:40.220 differently i brought in a whole new team um which that first and foremost like head coach

00:20:48.300 strength and conditioning coach nutritionist all of these things and training way way more intensely

00:20:55.660 and uh more way more two a days way more sparring um and i have more time so the last fight i did 0.79

00:21:05.940 like a seven week camp which was like fucking terrible and i was going through like a bunch of 0.66

00:21:10.200 shit i don't everyone even go into there but like a lot of things are different and mainly like the 0.96

00:21:16.020 timing of it and and just the the tactics um the focus all of these things and i've said it before 0.85

00:21:23.160 like it's hard to remain focused when you're going into all these fights making tens of millions of

00:21:29.680 dollars knocking everyone out and getting all these awards so that was probably the biggest

00:21:35.600 problem was i lost that bit of like hunger let me speak on that real quick with a little bit of a

00:21:42.520 pivot and something i wanted to bring up to you have you watched a conor mcgregor documentary no

00:21:47.260 the four-part docuseries on netflix no you should watch it i know you i know you have your feelings

00:21:52.480 about conor mcgregor he called his wife a four and whatnot no but no but like called all these

00:21:57.000 people i all these people i like talk shit about it it's in a fun way so is his wife actually a four 0.52

00:22:04.320 well that that's something that is subjective subjective like 0.99

00:22:12.100 but yeah so here's the reason i asked like that's the truth okay no but here is it shit 0.98

00:22:19.840 talking is it if it's the truth 0.98

00:22:21.400 no like is it

00:22:25.000 I'm balding so if someone says

00:22:29.500 Jake you're balding am I gonna be like 0.99

00:22:31.520 damn it I'm so 0.99

00:22:33.980 mad no that's the truth 1.00

00:22:35.360 but do you have to bring someone's wife into it 0.98

00:22:37.780 well I was

00:22:39.580 more crazy back then

00:22:41.740 and he just brought her into it now

00:22:43.620 yeah that was my fault

00:22:44.500 that was three years ago I wouldn't bring the

00:22:47.680 wife's back into it anymore like i grew up i'm maturing in front of everyone's eyes like since 0.97

00:22:52.220 it's fucking disney channel i'm changing i'm growing on my boat i'm fucking 26 or something 0.95

00:22:56.320 like i don't even fucking know how old i'm 25 i've heard a little bit about this mikey and logan say 0.99

00:23:04.480 your new house is epic crazy amazing yeah um you i've seen huge differences between your old house 0.74

00:23:13.500 your new house so maybe that is a part of growing up right you guys all bought new houses yeah abby

00:23:20.320 we live on an island there's a lot there's a lot of time to self-reflect and think and just be with

00:23:24.420 your thoughts and be alone and not be like in the scene and sober and like all these things man all

00:23:29.760 these things yeah some people are catching on that you bought a exclusive 15.7 million dollar house

00:23:36.200 no that's just the payment i think it's worth it's more than that because you got a great deal 0.96

00:23:40.800 i got a great deal i i was patient bro i lived in a fucking shack for two years because the 1.00

00:23:46.540 market was outrageous and i was like fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit but i waited 1.00

00:23:50.740 and waited and waited and waited and literally got an incredible deal on the house so good dude 1.00

00:23:56.880 it was it's really cool seeing that house and watching your hard work manifest because

00:24:02.220 you really work hard man you work so hard i wonder if that's gonna continue throughout

00:24:09.020 your adult life like i have this vision of you at like 40 after you've made your billions

00:24:13.900 super overweight with tattoos and so i wonder like are you gonna be hitting pads at 40 years

00:24:20.200 old with a six pack or you could be chilling with a cigar you know it's funny you know it's

00:24:24.220 really funny is i used to think for a lot of years that i would have done that exactly that

00:24:31.080 i would like be 40 and fat because i would love food you know that i know that's why i love food

00:24:36.500 cheers brother 0.83

00:24:37.980 40 and fat

00:24:39.380 this is a tough conversation to have in front of my brother

00:24:42.300 they're talking about doing a show on me for a TLC

00:24:44.740 40 and fat

00:24:45.980 40 and fat

00:24:46.600 that's gonna be sick

00:24:49.800 I can't wait 0.98

00:24:50.820 but basically I was like damn I'm probably gonna be like 0.93

00:24:54.440 40 and then this year I realized 0.84

00:24:56.220 I would never like let myself go

00:24:58.700 but I'm definitely 0.97

00:25:00.400 gonna be fucking chilling with a cigar 0.97

00:25:01.920 and probably be drinking 0.99

00:25:04.120 so I

00:25:06.300 and again i don't know much about you other than what i read what i see you had a tough loss this

00:25:13.780 year yeah a tough breakup yep what have you learned from both where are you going this year

00:25:19.640 well i learned that i learned more about myself than anything and i learned that i could be there

00:25:26.600 for myself which i didn't know i was capable of before in such a major way i had no one to

00:25:33.700 really rely on and um i feel like it like made me a man and it like tested me in so many ways

00:25:43.340 and i didn't turn to anything or anyone to save me i just dealt with it all internally straight up

00:25:52.580 hardcore facing all the demons and that's not easy a lot of people i think in my position would 0.66

00:26:00.920 take a break from boxing turn away go get fucked up a bunch i did all go go hook up when i when i 0.98

00:26:09.100 lost and had the breakup i did everything he's saying go hook up with a bunch of girls go hook 0.99

00:26:13.680 up with a bunch of girls go on vacation like drowning these other things and i just faced

00:26:19.740 every emotion every thought processed it and it it hurt a lot like it wasn't it wasn't fun at all

00:26:28.320 So, um, I, I guess I just had to grow into these new shoes and when you're in those low

00:26:40.580 moments, there's really no other way to, to, to deal with it.

00:26:44.540 Otherwise you're just putting it off.

00:26:46.280 It's like a delayed reaction.

00:26:47.780 If you try and do all these other things or drowned in these, you know, other validations

00:26:54.040 or alcohol or food or whatever it is.

00:26:56.840 um and to me it motivated me the day i got back from dubai from the loss from saudi saudi dubai

00:27:05.720 back to pr i had got off the flight and did a five mile jog and since that day haven't stopped

00:27:14.140 training and so you you go through two paths in life in those moments you go down the wrong one 0.76

00:27:21.740 or you go up the right one and up i say because it's a fucking uphill battle it's a lot it's not

00:27:27.720 easy it's way way way easier to go down and i didn't even know if i could do it i just tried 0.62

00:27:35.780 to convince myself and a lot of times i'd be going up the path and i'd stumble back down

00:27:41.320 and have to pick myself back up again but in those moments now i feel so much stronger and

00:27:48.000 i almost feel like complete and there's almost this like relief um on the other side of that

00:27:53.880 because i didn't know what my identity or ego would be after losing i always like thought about

00:27:59.820 it like what if i do lose and i would always let that motivate me but there was that fear

00:28:04.980 and i was very scared of it but now i'm not because i know who i am i know what i'm worth

00:28:10.480 i think it made me more confident to be able to lose and still walk in with that same bravado and 0.63

00:28:16.560 same confidence and that same swag and still talk all of this shit because i know how great i am and 0.93

00:28:22.460 it it for some reason when you deal with it this way it doesn't feel like a loss i turned it all 0.99

00:28:28.220 into a w wind but but but conor mcgregor still called you a donkey do you have any feelings on

00:28:35.100 that specifically do you do you feel like you in any way resemble a bovine creature 0.96

00:28:39.800 and you know like he said you kick like a donkey do you smell bad sorry what in the actual i'd like 0.95

00:28:48.640 him to answer the question i would say uh i would say i definitely got some kick 0.88

00:28:59.340 that was funny that that was a funny question okay i'm sorry no no no i i think conor mcgregor's 0.76

00:29:12.680 funny as fuck he's hilarious like when i when i watch him like talk shit about me and he's like 0.99

00:29:17.040 oh yeah the lad he's a bit he's a bit windy he's a bit windy and he got the he's a fucking donkey 0.99

00:29:22.760 and i'm just like dude i i don't know what i'm like yeah bro like yeah but guess what kind of 0.99

00:29:30.400 i'll beat the fucking fuck out of you and you can't box as good as me and i'm gonna do to nate 0.99

00:29:36.120 what you couldn't which is knock him the fuck out and you're gonna be sitting there with your 1.00

00:29:39.680 new beer company that's failing drinking it drunk as fuck realizing that you pissed your life away 0.99

00:29:45.100 drinking at the end of the bottle and you're gonna say damn i really thought no one was gonna do what 0.99

00:29:50.840 i did in this sport i really thought no one was going to be as big of a name i really thought i 0.50

00:29:55.300 was going to be the biggest forever but you can't choose and you can't have both lives you can't have

00:29:59.800 the fun party cocaine life and be the greatest fighter in the world and you choose you chose the

00:30:05.580 wrong path but that money fight will always be there and when i knock nate diaz the fuck out 0.60

00:30:10.680 and he realized i'm the biggest fight for you call me and i'll answer and i'm my own boss i make my

00:30:16.480 own decisions i'm not in control by dana white i don't have a dad and so i can make the fight

00:30:21.660 happen but if dana lets you make the fight happen then we can run it 0.92

00:30:24.960 okay um what that the fuck did you just say wait what i just wanted to know if you identified as 0.99

00:30:44.120 a bovine creature the things the the rhetoric that just spewed from your gully is mind-blowing 0.99

00:30:51.220 dude on a positive note and this is what i wanted to mention when i asked you if you watch this

00:30:57.020 documentary i find conor mcgregor very inspiring i find him very inspiring and you should watch

00:31:03.960 his documentary because perhaps i don't think being an alcoholic is like no no no i think i

00:31:08.360 think you're mistaken i think you're mistaken i think he was that for a little bit for a period

00:31:13.080 of time and then i think he got his act together and just like many humans he got his ups he got

00:31:19.400 his downs and this documentary really humanizes him and the one thing regardless of what you 0.96

00:31:24.480 think about conor mcgregor or his wife he made it out of the gutter with hard fucking physical

00:31:34.240 that's why i respect him but to do it at his level even when he has all that money 0.90

00:31:39.700 and the Audi

00:31:40.860 repeatedly

00:31:42.360 and he does it

00:31:43.020 for the love of the sport

00:31:44.000 like dude

00:31:44.620 to watch someone

00:31:45.700 do what they love

00:31:47.420 and sit in their pocket

00:31:48.740 and just perfect

00:31:49.740 their craft

00:31:50.520 is an inspiring thing

00:31:52.320 and when it comes to fighting

00:31:53.340 there's nothing more primal

00:31:55.080 than that

00:31:55.440 it's a

00:31:55.760 it's you know

00:31:56.340 it's the hardest job

00:31:57.280 in the world

00:31:57.680 and he's doing it

00:31:59.440 so like 0.99

00:31:59.820 we could talk all this shit 1.00

00:32:01.200 about him 0.99

00:32:01.560 but man like

00:32:02.220 you could look at

00:32:03.740 Reconor or Gregor

00:32:04.560 and think one of two things

00:32:05.860 one I'm gonna let this

00:32:06.620 inspire me 1.00

00:32:07.260 or two fuck this guy 1.00

00:32:08.340 cause I don't have 1.00

00:32:08.840 what he has

00:32:09.320 Or three, maybe the Jake Paul position

00:32:11.180 A little bit of both

00:32:12.000 A little bit of both 1.00

00:32:13.260 I respect him, but I'm gonna fuck him up 1.00

00:32:15.200 And that's great and all 0.99

00:32:16.600 But like, this is the entertainment business

00:32:19.080 So are we gonna be entertaining

00:32:20.280 Or are we gonna sit here and go

00:32:21.340 Oh, I saw a sock and I respect him

00:32:24.640 And um

00:32:25.360 Oh, so right now it seems

00:32:28.040 Just let me get this clear 1.00

00:32:29.160 You're calling him a bitch right now 1.00

00:32:31.160 That's what I'm reading from it 0.99

00:32:32.920 Like you gave him a funny voice

00:32:34.760 No, you gave him a funny voice

00:32:36.180 And let's just be honest

00:32:37.860 It's the fight everybody wants to see

00:32:39.060 Is you two fight each other

00:32:40.180 I'm sorry 1.00

00:32:40.600 I'm just gonna dress the fucking cat 1.00

00:32:42.540 In the fucking bag 1.00

00:32:43.320 Hey hey 1.00

00:32:44.320 It's

00:32:44.840 Beat each other up

00:32:46.260 It's one of the biggest

00:32:47.220 Fights

00:32:48.140 In combat sports

00:32:50.340 That could be made right now

00:32:51.660 And especially after I do

00:32:53.520 What I do to Nate Diaz

00:32:55.140 Oh sorry

00:32:56.200 You're talking about fighting Connor?

00:32:57.880 Or Logan?

00:32:58.780 Oh me and him?

00:32:59.660 Yeah

00:32:59.940 I was talking about Connor

00:33:02.000 Looks like we had a bit of a disconnect there

00:33:04.480 Would you even fight LP?

00:33:06.000 No

00:33:06.320 No

00:33:06.660 no i i i actually it's interestingly enough like uh i can't i had this like epiphany 0.98

00:33:14.540 where i was like why the fuck why the fuck would we ever do this like fuck that i had the same 0.94

00:33:21.460 epiphany at your age yeah it was it was so intriguing for so many years because i know 0.99

00:33:26.100 how big of a show it would be but like i got one brother you know i don't want to fight him i would 0.97

00:33:31.620 like to fight my brother yeah you guys obviously you guys should fight i feel like you'd fucking 0.99

00:33:35.760 Knock him out, kick his ankle in 0.99

00:33:37.080 I'm going to have him train me 0.99

00:33:39.020 I could carry that swagger really far

00:33:41.820 For sure

00:33:42.520 It was after

00:33:45.080 I think a month after losing 0.99

00:33:47.860 And I was like, damn 0.98

00:33:49.340 One of us is going to have to feel this feeling 0.98

00:33:52.440 And that's not good

00:33:55.060 Who would it be, you think?

00:33:56.820 I mean, bro, I'm not even

00:33:57.860 That's like feeding into it more now

00:34:00.080 You know what we should do?

00:34:02.040 We should spar

00:34:02.520 You know what's funny?

00:34:05.760 is and i've told all my friends this but like you are uh the better athlete faster like more gifted

00:34:12.340 but you just haven't taken boxing as seriously and i'll tell you why underachiever no i don't

00:34:19.240 i mean i have my i think i know why but maybe i don't the one asset that i believe i have

00:34:25.100 like really have is my brain and i don't want to i don't want to mess it up i i think the same

00:34:31.120 thing i think um well i think first and foremost that like getting hit i don't think you like love

00:34:38.500 to show up to like a full training camp and like deal with that what what do you mean no no no i 0.91

00:34:44.860 dude this is my problem i don't give a shit about getting hit i don't care at all i don't it doesn't 0.87

00:34:49.640 phase me i go harder when i get hit but boxing if you do it consistently and repeatedly for a 0.97

00:34:54.880 period of years will no matter how you cut it have a detriment to your mental health because of your

00:34:59.720 brain yeah and i just i'm not i'm not as willing to do that as you are because i have found i could

00:35:06.880 diversify in a way that will keep me healthy oh i don't know if it's that i'm willing i think i need

00:35:13.480 it that's the difference oh respect like i kind of go off the deep end without boxing but i also

00:35:20.020 think you are just naturally a really nice guy i i don't i don't mean that i don't mean that and

00:35:28.540 that's not to say no i didn't i just think jake you i feel like you have a lot everyone tells me

00:35:36.960 they think you want to kill people yeah no no no that's what i was gonna say is that that's

00:35:42.180 that's what i was gonna say as like the third part i mean bro we both ran from the cops on

00:35:46.900 but like that's what i was gonna say is the third point is is honestly that like i don't 0.89

00:35:55.860 I'm a puss, dude.

00:35:56.820 You just weigh out the analytics of why am I in front of a stadium of 20,000 people 0.92

00:36:02.540 going through this right now?

00:36:04.960 Do I need to be doing this?

00:36:06.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:07.380 And I don't think that.

00:36:08.460 The answer is always a resounding, no, I could probably do anything.

00:36:11.600 Yeah.

00:36:12.100 Why am I here?

00:36:13.200 I want to put on big shows, you know?

00:36:15.700 That's my love.

00:36:16.960 I love the sportsmanship.

00:36:18.320 I think you're going to be the biggest star the WWE has seen in.

00:36:25.540 I agree.

00:36:25.860 in like a decade or two go i am so hungry to get back in there dude i am so hungry to get back in

00:36:31.640 there and i just got cable i just got cable down here in puerto rico so i've been watching monday

00:36:36.280 night raw and friday night smackdown and the big events um night of champions just happened

00:36:40.460 happened as a fan and for the first time i'm watching the consumer angle yeah i i i didn't

00:36:48.640 always do that like as a youtuber i got to go and be a youtuber because i knew what people were

00:36:53.480 looking for and what they wanted what made a good video and kept the audience uh retained

00:36:57.820 now as a wwe fan i can see how the performance translates from what it feels like from my

00:37:05.800 perspective to on tv and i think this angle in these last three months i've had off in this sport

00:37:10.940 will lead to an amazing next couple years in the wwe i appreciate you saying that jake i'm really

00:37:15.020 excited to get back no i think yeah like by the way i was gonna say like i wonder if the comments

00:37:21.700 are going to say like googling your net worth and then like i just got cable no i think he meant

00:37:26.880 like the island just got kicked it's because no no no no it's his house he doesn't have it and

00:37:31.700 they i think they have a couple grocery stores on the roadmap as well so actually speaking of

00:37:36.960 entertainers saudi was pretty entertaining right and i know you guys have talked about this but

00:37:43.580 i'm sitting at home i'm watching you two who are probably the most gifted entertainers oh

00:37:49.540 in theory ever yeah right and then i'm watching my brother come on come into the ring yeah i mean

00:37:57.020 a lot of people there a lot of people there what are you guys thinking as this is happening

00:38:04.140 mikey you start i'm i because you have so much you have so much anxiety i'm just curious

00:38:11.880 you're giving me anxiety i hate you i know you're i know you're you're concerned earlier about your 0.66

00:38:16.760 brain exploding and i respect that dude because let's be honest if you fight someone you're 0.99

00:38:23.420 probably gonna get your ass beat you always do so your brain's gonna get fucked up and i want to ask 0.99

00:38:27.840 you this question elon musk just got neural link approved by the fda they're gonna start popping 1.00

00:38:33.820 these bitches into motherfuckers heads bro okay do you think either you guys would sign up to be 1.00

00:38:41.200 one of the first test cases for e musk's new brain chip now i could help you in a lot of ways 1.00

00:38:46.800 dude he can connect uh via bluetooth to an iphone it can you know it can detect early illness it

00:38:54.920 can find out if you're at risk for certain cancers or if you know you're being affected by cte or 0.99

00:39:00.960 whatever right maybe even help you get your dick hard i don't know why i brought that up but 0.99

00:39:06.120 anyways is that something you're struggling no it's just anyways would you guys uh do you guys 1.00

00:39:14.200 want to get a a chip implanted into your brains by elon musk that's my question i feel that's i

00:39:19.480 feel that's more for like i feel that's more for like inbred people you think so yeah oh wow like 0.92

00:39:24.980 rednecks yeah i don't think they have wi-fi yeah to do what what would be the the outcome i feel 0.90

00:39:32.240 I feel like a redneck wouldn't mind 1.00

00:39:34.200 Connecting their brain to bluetooth 1.00

00:39:36.080 I feel like the exact opposite

00:39:37.500 They would be like hell no brother 0.99

00:39:39.520 I'm a god damn American 1.00

00:39:41.480 I'm not doing none of that bullshit 1.00

00:39:43.680 Fucking space war 1.00

00:39:45.580 Fucking Elon 1.00

00:39:48.400 Musk can suck this 1.00

00:39:50.540 Fucking dick 1.00

00:39:51.680 I agree with Jake bro 1.00

00:39:53.880 I feel like it's gonna be like some fucking 0.98

00:39:55.840 Some lip bro 0.99

00:39:57.080 It's like evil 0.99

00:39:59.280 People

00:40:00.640 evil people will like want that first for sure well no no no no let's shut it down i don't think 0.62

00:40:06.060 it's gonna be rednecks or villains i think the first person i think the first person to get a 0.72

00:40:10.420 brain chip will probably be someone who's been promised that it can help save them from an 0.74

00:40:14.300 affliction that they're well that's all that's it really should be for people who just need it

00:40:20.880 i think if it's anything outside of that then people are going to abuse the fuck out of it

00:40:25.900 And it's just going to turn into this terrible thing.

00:40:28.180 I mean,

00:40:28.480 like Ozempic,

00:40:29.240 like,

00:40:30.060 yeah,

00:40:30.260 like Ozempic.

00:40:31.980 That's a good,

00:40:32.640 it's a good point.

00:40:33.300 You know about Ozempic?

00:40:34.160 No.

00:40:34.800 Oh,

00:40:34.960 it's hot in the streets,

00:40:36.180 bro.

00:40:36.420 This is gnarly,

00:40:37.080 dude.

00:40:37.480 It's like the,

00:40:38.020 it's like crack epidemic from the eighties,

00:40:39.920 but now it's like,

00:40:40.560 it's an air one.

00:40:41.980 Oh,

00:40:42.260 it is not.

00:40:43.320 No,

00:40:43.540 it's not like the crackheads are.

00:40:46.520 Uh,

00:40:46.900 it's a drug.

00:40:47.840 Oh,

00:40:47.960 Zen pick is an injection that can suppress your appetite.

00:40:51.800 So you lose weight.

00:40:53.080 You take it once a week.

00:40:54.340 It's for diabetic people. 0.99

00:40:55.900 and instagram it's like tears appetite uh same shit semi-glutide there's another there's a there's 0.86

00:41:03.360 a there's a healthier version than ozempic that that i think is a bit easier access called

00:41:10.000 something i don't think that's it but but but basically it's like the it's like the model

00:41:13.860 it's like the model uh injection now that that a lot of instagram models are using and they're

00:41:20.200 turn it into skeletal yeah yeah and it in it when you get off it your appetite can actually

00:41:26.860 get worse so what like a rebound essentially like you eat more when you get off it i wonder

00:41:33.260 if it's affected cocaine sales you know what i'm saying in in those markets like model markets

00:41:38.580 because usually they just use cocaine to suppress their appetites and now they use the diabetic

00:41:43.660 or adderall or addy's it's it's in such high demand that um actual people who need it diabetic

00:41:50.020 folks who need it can't get it sometimes struggling to to to find it because you know you can get a

00:41:55.160 doctor to prescribe it for you i david david you know about ozempic right how long has mikey been

00:41:59.800 taking it no i never took it but honestly who i mean who's gonna if you really think about it

00:42:03.940 who's gonna get it first like we need skinny models i mean skinny models are always in demand

00:42:11.700 Diabetic people are like

00:42:13.960 You know what I'm saying 1.00

00:42:15.980 Like I feel like 0.75

00:42:16.820 I feel the skinny models

00:42:18.020 This is why Mike is still 40

00:42:20.180 Living in LA

00:42:21.220 I mean

00:42:22.540 You still go to Hyde don't you

00:42:24.340 No he's not 40

00:42:25.140 I've never been there before

00:42:25.860 You still go to Hyde

00:42:27.220 He's never been

00:42:27.800 I guarantee you

00:42:29.220 You still go to Hyde

00:42:30.040 Listen to me 0.92

00:42:30.640 40 and fat

00:42:32.240 Is not happening now

00:42:34.280 Cause Bo's Empic dude

00:42:35.280 Okay

00:42:35.560 It's 40 and slay

00:42:37.100 Is the new name of it

00:42:38.180 Alright

00:42:38.520 But

00:42:39.300 But

00:42:39.640 Listen

00:42:40.580 a paralyzed man from the netherlands was able to walk simply by thinking about it thanks to a system

00:42:49.200 of implants do we do we walk by thinking about it like okay so so how do you actually walk you

00:43:00.620 have to you have to no no no yo yo yo you where are you going yeah like like we went like this

00:43:06.260 is really i'm feeling like this is too impulsive yeah this is it went from like noralink to some

00:43:13.140 drug about models to now a man walking that's fine it says right here that uh tyson fury's dad

00:43:19.540 is saying that you may fight no no it's fine let's go back to combat sports bro no no i'm sure 0.96

00:43:23.960 everyone in the audience is a huge fucking combat sports fan it doesn't care about the fate of 1.00

00:43:28.460 humanity which is being run by a rocket scientist who now owns twitter fuck all that shit no one 1.00

00:43:33.740 cares about that your veins are popping out of your forehead i'll sit the next few plays out 1.00

00:43:38.380 oh no he's got his fast glasses that's fine uh ai none of that stuff matters it's fine

00:43:47.040 leave ron desantis out of it i'm sure that's what i was gonna say i literally was gonna say

00:43:52.640 you're probably gonna bring up ron desantis next i swear to god i swear to god listen i got a topic

00:43:58.520 sheet here dude all right have you seen those old have you seen those old rappers on tiktok

00:44:03.820 named pete and bass oh oh yeah yeah they're like foreign these dudes are incredible yeah

00:44:08.780 is that what you were rapping yes listen listen to these guys pete and bass they're famous on

00:44:13.520 tiktok they're older gentlemen and they got bars look at this

00:44:28.520 Put your glasses on.

00:44:38.060 Yo, come on.

00:44:45.700 Come on.

00:44:46.400 Mike, you dream of having that much swag.

00:44:48.720 Look at you.

00:44:49.700 Totally.

00:44:50.320 Look at you.

00:44:51.560 Hard.

00:44:52.360 It's like they're like.

00:44:53.280 You made me stop a physiological conversation about the future of brain implants. 0.99

00:44:57.320 to play a fucking 90 year old top hat wearing gangster rapper is that what just happened yeah 0.96

00:45:04.940 yeah yeah is that actually what just happened but it's a story's not done i did it because the boys 0.98

00:45:10.820 issued an open verse challenge and i'm and i'm here to spit oh my god i'm here to spit you sounded

00:45:18.520 good they're like are you about to like be like little mayboo i'm about to spit bro here hold

00:45:25.020 this up i can't believe click click this one click that one that says open verse challenge 0.99

00:45:28.880 you just said that name little maybe you don't why you don't think he's hard he's hard as fuck 0.97

00:45:34.340 and and these guys are like what little maybe was gonna be like when he's older yeah 0.96

00:45:39.760 you can't deny like good music what do i click the one that says open verse challenge okay got

00:45:46.540 it and then hold it next to the mic yeah yeah so yeah so i can because i'm about to go crazy

00:45:49.700 I wrote a little rap here

00:45:52.080 It's an open verse challenge

00:45:55.000 Hold it a little away

00:45:56.340 A little closer

00:45:57.600 Alright, here we go

00:45:58.820 Uh, yeah

00:46:01.140 Toe tag him, just learned backgammon

00:46:03.080 My mom's name Pam and I'm snacking on salmon 1.00

00:46:05.180 Chilling with my boys, sucking dick, making noise 1.00

00:46:07.320 Freestyle, getting sussed, holy shit I'm about to bust 1.00

00:46:09.660 Uh, island life, how the fuck with Matt Rife 0.99

00:46:11.540 If I see him, it's a sight, nah, I just capped twice 1.00

00:46:13.740 Jake beats Nate D, Tate is rapey

00:46:16.040 I'm being silly cause Prime made a Billy 1.00

00:46:18.080 okay great great okay can we can we briefly come back to the part about you sucking dick 1.00

00:46:27.000 did i hear that did i hear that wait did i say that 100 who's and do you like matt rife or no 1.00

00:46:36.760 i fuck with matt rife okay so you lied in the but i kept twice i kept twice i said if i i don't fuck 0.97

00:46:42.260 with matt rife if i see him it's on site now i just capped twice okay but come back to the part 0.99

00:46:47.280 about you sucking dick i don't think i said that i think you did um so so even jake went 0.99

00:46:52.060 pete and bess uh if i won that open verse challenge let me know i'll accept the pint 0.99

00:46:58.020 they said the winner gets a pint i'd love i'd love to drink with you guys um you know who matt

00:47:02.060 rife is i feel like you would be like a like a housewife now like a mom you know you're the

00:47:07.280 kind of girl that likes matt rife she don't know who matt rife i don't she don't know she just

00:47:12.300 found out who dave chapelle is bro that is that is such she's not on tiktok shout out matt rife

00:47:17.840 matt rife's come on the show what does he do he's a comedian he's a he's a young up-and-coming

00:47:21.840 very good-looking comedian and normally you see a guy like this on stage let's be honest you say 0.99

00:47:28.460 fuck that guy fuck how he looks he's definitely not funny he's definitely not gonna be able to 0.99

00:47:33.860 make me laugh but he does repeatedly and he makes a bunch of people laugh he's gone kind of tiktok 1.00

00:47:38.580 viral because he has really good crowd work so he'll interact with the crowd in a really creative

00:47:44.000 way and uh they're saying he's the next next big thing in comedy i'll watch him by the way i feel

00:47:49.900 like i'm getting a lot of judgment from the side of the room you're making fun of my dress you're

00:47:54.860 calling me a housewife well just because i see the baby you're a baby i'm not a housewife and

00:48:00.800 like let's be very clear the last time i was on the show i was pregnant i had a 10 pound eight 0.97

00:48:08.460 ounce fucking baby 23 inches i got sawed in half pregnant baby i'll keep the weight down real 0.99

00:48:17.640 quick and make sure it's not diabetic dude you love sloan dude okay she's so sick let's talk 1.00

00:48:24.180 about the topic i am it's big baby my sister has a very large baby okay i'm sorry my sister 0.74

00:48:32.000 is a beautiful baby by the name of sloan i've had the luxury of spending some time with her because

00:48:38.140 i've made time because i think we need to all make more time to spend with our families

00:48:42.560 while we have them and uh i've never felt like i wanted to have a child as much as when i'm

00:48:50.160 spending time with this with this little girl dude she is so happy and curious and bouncy and

00:48:57.300 excited about life and man i have just been i have just been spraying in everything every girl

00:49:05.840 since i met that baby bro because i mean i'm just real intent on having my own dude

00:49:09.760 i mean everybody dude every you know nickel hooker on the raper bond honestly honestly

00:49:17.700 this is not not true yeah it's uh i can't believe this is your first time finally talking about

00:49:23.720 these things it's not true tell them what you said about his type on the way over here i i said i was

00:49:29.720 not going to say it on camera what are you because it does a disservice to the girls you've dated

00:49:34.380 but you do have a type what type what's the type hory whoa like i just i just don't um i'm sorry

00:49:44.880 i swear i swear on my mom's life i was like okay what's mike's type in my head and the word i

00:49:53.060 thought it was whore because there's no other way to just and it's not it doesn't again you've dated

00:49:59.480 a lot of girls i've really liked truly and i'm i just you have a type like every every picture

00:50:09.500 you show me is a girl bent over like it's just it's just it is what it is i don't judge them

00:50:17.220 like it is what it is but you that's your type well you're not gonna date a girl in an oxford

00:50:23.360 shirt well i don't yeah i don't really have like a defense per se because you're not wrong but i

00:50:30.500 will say i think just because like my my love life well it's not called that but my life sex life is

00:50:38.500 it is because of because of like how much i'm always like doing shit and like moving and shaking 0.86

00:50:43.520 or at least trying to like do shit all the time and build my career it's a little transactional 0.96

00:50:49.260 and so the sex that i have is generally pretty transactional so like okay let me ask you this 0.99

00:50:53.800 question if you had a nail that you had a you know knock into a piece of wood would you use

00:51:01.720 a hammer for it or a toothbrush just answer the question a hammer okay i have a very specific

00:51:09.820 need that i need fulfilled in my life do you think i'm gonna go after an oxford wearing housewife for

00:51:15.400 that need or am i gonna find you know yeah but maybe maybe girls who wear oxfords are just as

00:51:22.260 good in bed i'm not not to call you out because it's kind of weird but don't do it don't please

00:51:26.640 don't because some you know like don't do it that's you don't strike me as someone that's 0.97

00:51:31.440 cut that please for the love of fucking god you just you know what i'm saying like 0.95

00:51:35.380 i'm just saying like logan and i had this discussion last night jack told me he got 0.99

00:51:41.960 one hand job in the past three years and that's it i'm not gonna fucking lie it's like crazy bro 0.94

00:51:46.380 i got real serious needs i got an addiction rice will crack okay dude like i like you i can't deal 0.96

00:51:54.280 with something like standoff like hold out all right then you're gonna be alone forever

00:51:58.600 well i don't feel so lonely you can't say that i just have i just have a constant refresh button

00:52:04.240 can you imagine having a sister this dynamic is hilarious yeah i can't imagine like talking about

00:52:13.540 sex no that's well because you become best friends with them a brother a brother sister

00:52:18.260 relationship is like you like from the outside anybody that has a sister any guy that has a

00:52:23.460 sister any sister or girl that has a brother they they know that it's the only time in life

00:52:28.640 that you have that that type of relationship with a girl where you could just talk about anything

00:52:32.080 i mean you're basically like homies like mine and her relationship is is similar to you guys

00:52:36.140 except i've never punched her in the face and to be honest i can't even claim yeah that's probably

00:52:40.420 not true you know what i'm saying so well honestly like i i tend to be the first person he calls

00:52:46.360 when he's got a problem like he's like let's i'll give a a fake example for everyone in the crowd

00:52:52.640 you know maybe maybe mikey's traveling and he calls and he says i have hemorrhoid think i have

00:52:58.940 hemorrhoid and you're like okay well like let's talk about what you should do here you know and

00:53:05.800 so like the only issue with with abby is like well her biggest problem is she exaggerates

00:53:15.500 like it's such and and another thing and another thing about her is you have never you think connor 0.98

00:53:24.340 can sell a fight this girl is the biggest instigator in the fuck do i look world i look 0.97

00:53:30.960 like in the world do i bro if i send my mom if i send my mom a dozen roses on on mother's day 1.00

00:53:36.640 you know jillian got her two dozen and mom looks like you have a new favorite she has a fucking 1.00

00:53:44.060 family rankings list that she updates once a week called may lack family rankings and she 0.99

00:53:50.440 ranks the family members and guess who's always dead last who's always fucking dead last it's 0.83

00:53:56.240 untrue because my mom absolutely worships the ground my brother walks on you know that you 0.91

00:54:04.100 know that well mike is a spitting image of robin no but that's not why mike is robin no you know

00:54:11.280 why that's when i'm staying with mike at his house it's robin yeah you're david's laughing abby you're

00:54:18.220 crafty and smart you guys you and jack are very intelligent it's cool hanging out with like some

00:54:23.900 smart people uh and and i realized who do you hang out with bro i guess your girlfriends i don't know

00:54:32.160 i guess no no no just like i don't know you guys are we have great dialogue we have great

00:54:37.480 i agree yeah you guys i agree i i have always really loved that like like think about this

00:54:42.700 think about this you weren't even coming to puerto rico your sister her husband and their child

00:54:47.720 i just invited them to come hang out with me and nina like i love these guys and and that makes me

00:54:53.300 so happy yeah you like i love you came way after the fact i love that you guys have that relationship

00:54:58.360 it makes me so happy and like they've just been raving for like the past few days about how 1.00

00:55:02.660 how great of a host you are wait till nina gets here i'm not a good host nina gives a shit a lot 1.00

00:55:07.780 thank you i was gonna say i was gonna say though uh do you know this about your sister 1.00

00:55:12.060 she regularly 0.99

00:55:14.300 and strategically

00:55:16.260 uses chat GPT

00:55:17.960 like Mikey

00:55:20.040 for a lot of stuff has the app on her 1.00

00:55:22.260 phone and asks the thing to what do you ask

00:55:24.240 it to do can you say

00:55:25.840 no just a little bit of this a little bit of

00:55:28.160 that everything dude you can ask

00:55:30.040 I didn't realize how many people are actually

00:55:32.300 using a lot of people are doing this now

00:55:34.020 yeah like I was I was talking with someone on my

00:55:36.140 team about what he 0.99

00:55:38.020 uses it for and it's fucking crazy 0.94

00:55:40.380 yeah it's everything anything yeah and it's just like a cheat code but i think it's a crutch that 0.91

00:55:45.900 eventually is gonna fuck people up i agree really yeah it's almost like uh alcohol like you feel

00:55:52.740 happier in the moment okay you keep saying that i'm holding a glass of wine and it's making me

00:55:56.920 feel really judged i'm just trying to take the edge off a little no that's no no it's not a it's

00:56:02.640 not that but it's just like a temporary fix what what it's ai no i think she's talking about booze

00:56:08.980 Yeah, because you're going to become super reliant on it.

00:56:11.480 It's like working out with a weight belt.

00:56:15.040 Can I give a hot take right now?

00:56:18.520 Oh.

00:56:20.080 I mean, that's your guys' show.

00:56:21.880 It's true.

00:56:23.800 No.

00:56:25.640 No, you can't.

00:56:27.080 Yeah, don't do that.

00:56:27.680 It's too late.

00:56:29.200 It's too late.

00:56:29.800 Of course.

00:56:30.360 Of course.

00:56:31.080 It's too late.

00:56:32.120 All these like, yo, maybe we should pump the brakes here, dude. 0.96

00:56:35.620 AI is going to take jobs away from the cashier at Wendy.

00:56:38.980 or like yo man people are using too much social media bro it's a wrap bro it is a wrap we are 0.91

00:56:45.400 gone we are gone we are we've turned into a fucking well it's been banned in italy from 0.99

00:56:51.180 wally i'm telling you we turned into fucking people from wally within mark my words within 0.99

00:56:56.140 10 years there will be people that have gelato skeletal systems bro like the guy in hawaii 0.99

00:57:03.800 systems yes skeletal systems made of jam yeah and and they will sit in a little a little tube 0.95

00:57:10.420 and they won't be able to walk because and they have to take those little fucking carts around 0.90

00:57:14.560 the grocery store yeah here's one thing it's gonna be much worse than that no no no here's 0.97

00:57:20.500 one thing i'll say if you right now can go this is not financial advice but if you could go right 1.00

00:57:26.600 now and invest money in those little carts that handicapped people use right now in the brand 0.93

00:57:31.660 that makes those i guarantee in 10 years all four of the people on this couch will be riding around 0.94

00:57:36.240 one of those your skeleton will be jelly no no this is why no but like if you want to actually

00:57:40.860 go into this conversation it's like real tangible things are going to become more important and like

00:57:45.440 the digital version of things that aren't going to be as important so like for example sports

00:57:51.460 like ai is going to make sports more important because you have to practice and do something

00:57:57.560 repetitively and use your physical body to be great at something whereas like this creative

00:58:04.540 stuff and this digital work and writing and graphic design and editing and music all of

00:58:11.180 these things are going to become less important and less you're there's going to be less respect

00:58:15.440 for the people who do those things because you don't know whether or not ai actually did this

00:58:20.320 or created that and so if you can find yourself in a physical industry this is like why being an

00:58:26.480 athlete will actually become better during the ai ages what about when they combine artificial

00:58:32.540 intelligence with artificial physicality meaning but like a robot doing something yes but no one's

00:58:39.980 gonna care because it's a robot and there's no story behind the robot i was crafted in silicon

00:58:44.600 valley and no one cares no they'll start to apply there's a show called battle bots yeah no one 0.97

00:58:49.600 cares it's it's it's entertaining but at the end of the day no one's a fucking robot it's a robot 0.84

00:58:54.600 like stories are what makes sports amazing and the unknown of it all like even when like the 0.98

00:59:02.340 celtics last night crazy three points three free throws like you can't make that shit up and like 0.98

00:59:08.400 robots can't do that why don't we why don't we give the robots a backstory get them addicted to 0.99

00:59:12.660 crack well yes that's what i'm saying will smith i am robot will smith i'm robot well you found out 0.93

00:59:19.460 will smith was a fucking robot that is that movie right no no he's not a robot what's the one he's 0.93

00:59:24.580 not a robot what's the one where he slides down the pole at the end the fiber and his whole arm 0.99

00:59:30.220 is oh so he had a robotic arm oh oh yeah what movie fuck you're thinking of the sixth sense 0.94

00:59:37.500 where bruce willis was the ghost what name a movie where there's a robotic person 0.98

00:59:45.200 wally no greater example you're telling me that by the end of wally you were not so invested in

00:59:54.040 that story like if somebody came up to me 90 through wally was like yo bad news you either

01:00:00.020 have to turn this movie off or you're you're or logan's gonna unfortunately get shot in the femur

01:00:04.900 like i'm watching the end of that i'm gonna be like bro sorry he's got two legs he'll have to

01:00:09.260 he'll have to make it that movie we were invested in wally even though he's a robot because because

01:00:15.120 yeah like at some point the robots will be conscious and like hundreds of years from now

01:00:21.040 yes they'll have their own story and personal feelings and such but the physicality of them

01:00:28.940 doing what they can do is not special because they could just be cloned and replicated where

01:00:34.520 someone like Shaq could never be cloned and replicated what about such a unique situation

01:00:40.120 and it's rare

01:00:42.620 and that's what makes it special

01:00:44.740 versus like a robot could just be like switched

01:00:46.720 around switching the parts and that

01:00:48.440 will make it good at physicality and

01:00:50.580 sports what about when the robots

01:00:52.480 are able to actually

01:00:54.000 Quinn has

01:00:56.580 a lot to say can we can we talk

01:00:58.500 really quickly about how big

01:01:00.620 Quinn is a big boy

01:01:02.040 and the reason I bring that up Logan has

01:01:04.560 been trying to introduce Quinn to my

01:01:06.620 daughter and

01:01:08.140 he is such a sweet dog but boy i am terrified he just terrified he just doesn't know so okay

01:01:17.580 jake mentioned at the opening of this podcast that his dog is on the spectrum

01:01:21.380 supposedly with merle dogs which is the coat of quinn if they have that little speck here let's

01:01:29.260 see if we can get him to look at caleb if they have that little speck in their eye which he does

01:01:33.680 it's a sign that he's a little special for for merle dogs and it makes a lot of sense because

01:01:39.840 he doesn't realize how big he is or realize like anything for that matter

01:01:44.800 and so you do have to watch him around small babies and big babies like your baby

01:01:52.640 because he doesn't he he's gonna he'll accidentally you know throw a paw out and do a little damage

01:02:00.020 So we gotta be careful

01:02:01.940 Because he doesn't know

01:02:02.520 But he's a good boy

01:02:03.200 He's a good boy

01:02:04.560 He's learning how to swim this week

01:02:05.640 We got him a light jacket

01:02:06.440 That was amazing

01:02:07.960 You know what I'm trying this weekend?

01:02:12.260 Logan Paul's cheeseburger

01:02:13.420 Oh, I've heard a lot about this

01:02:15.980 Yeah

01:02:16.320 It's a double

01:02:18.300 He's trying to get it on the menu

01:02:20.220 Yeah

01:02:20.660 It's called Love at First Bite

01:02:22.280 Because me and Nina made it

01:02:23.340 Bro, people got pissed about that post

01:02:25.300 What?

01:02:25.900 A lot of people were messaging me

01:02:27.120 They were like 1.00

01:02:27.500 This is your fucking thing 1.00

01:02:28.660 Don't let him weasel his way into it 1.00

01:02:30.480 They were like fucking 1.00

01:02:32.240 You know 1.00

01:02:33.560 You should own all of Prime 1.00

01:02:36.040 And all this shit bro 0.99

01:02:37.360 Didn't seem really right 1.00

01:02:38.780 I can see how someone could think of that

01:02:40.320 I can't

01:02:42.180 How about two friends doing something together 0.94

01:02:44.300 That's fucking awesome 0.98

01:02:45.360 This is the problem with America and just the world 1.00

01:02:47.920 Is people are fucking stupid 1.00

01:02:49.300 That is the problem 1.00

01:02:51.400 It's really fucking bad 0.96

01:02:54.220 It's really bad 0.98

01:02:55.320 Are you gonna go 0.95

01:02:57.040 okay okay i want to say something positive you're about to go to a dark no like bro like i can't i

01:03:02.980 can't i can't started him up he's going i can't people are just like i'm like blown away on a

01:03:09.500 daily basis about how disrespectful and out of mind and out of body and how naive and i had

01:03:20.100 terrible people are i said this on a couple podcasts ago i think there are people alive today

01:03:26.700 more than i'd like to admit who have the same collective intelligence as cavemen

01:03:30.820 no no like the same the only difference is there's technology and stuff no no that makes it worse

01:03:36.480 that's why i said worse because they don't even realize how addicted they are to their phones

01:03:41.340 they're literally like they don't exist well i i could i could argue that they don't was was he

01:03:49.100 they're they're there but like they're actually a negative input to the world they're net negative

01:03:54.560 Was he going, is he thinking about the same person I'm thinking about?

01:03:57.640 I don't know if he's talking about anyone.

01:03:58.920 I'm thinking about like billions of people.

01:03:59.960 Who are you talking about, Abby?

01:04:01.020 Say the name, we'll believe it.

01:04:02.100 For our...

01:04:03.380 Oh.

01:04:04.280 Oh, my God.

01:04:05.160 Oh, oh, oh.

01:04:06.580 Jesus.

01:04:07.400 No, no, don't even...

01:04:09.620 So, okay.

01:04:13.180 Where, what is your input for that statement?

01:04:17.840 Is it the things that you see online?

01:04:20.600 What you see people saying online?

01:04:21.880 I want to change this to something positive

01:04:24.600 I don't even want to go there

01:04:26.880 Because like I don't think it helps

01:04:28.860 By going there but like people

01:04:30.200 More people need to like douche rooms

01:04:32.580 And like wake up and like realize

01:04:34.860 I think there's a disclaimer now

01:04:36.200 We have to have a disclaimer

01:04:38.420 Now on podcasts but that's my exact point

01:04:41.080 No on this podcast just because of the 1.00

01:04:42.580 Douche rooms 1.00

01:04:43.780 The douche room

01:04:45.700 What is that

01:04:47.280 It's a new brand called douche rooms 0.99

01:04:49.940 People do shrooms

01:04:52.080 Oh, do shrooms

01:04:53.200 Yeah, no 1.00

01:04:55.180 Do shrooms is where a bunch of jackasses hang out 1.00

01:04:57.400 But that's my exact point 1.00

01:04:58.560 The fact that you have to have disclaimers on shit and content now 0.97

01:05:03.320 And you can't say certain things 1.00

01:05:04.760 Because it's because of the fucking idiots 1.00

01:05:07.300 No, 100% 1.00

01:05:09.000 But that was the case

01:05:11.200 I shouldn't do that

01:05:14.020 Okay

01:05:15.140 Hey, congrats

01:05:18.780 Like, drink responsibly.

01:05:20.320 Like, we can't put this in here.

01:05:21.520 But, like, I don't know.

01:05:22.720 Congrats on signing Francis Ngannou to PFL.

01:05:25.540 Thank you, man.

01:05:26.320 Thank you.

01:05:26.800 Oh, yeah, that's huge.

01:05:27.680 That's awesome.

01:05:28.600 Changing the fight game forever.

01:05:31.000 And he's showing other fighters what it means to be independent

01:05:36.260 and to make a boatload of money

01:05:38.960 and to escape the monopoly that is the UFC.

01:05:48.500 Whoa, hey, our partner, we're a proud sponsor of the UFC.

01:05:52.260 Proudest partnership of my life.

01:05:53.780 So I'm going to need you to retract that statement, brother.

01:05:57.380 But do you agree with how they pay fighters and treat them?

01:06:01.280 We're getting some.

01:06:02.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:06:02.900 Let me think about this.

01:06:04.340 Yeah.

01:06:06.720 Here's my honest answer, Jake.

01:06:09.220 I don't know if I know enough about how they treat fighters

01:06:13.520 and about how much they're paid to accurately answer this question

01:06:17.000 where i can hold my head high and stamp that statement good answer weasel your way out you

01:06:22.940 lib well all right so yeah no like safety answer no for sure who told you to say that on the

01:06:28.740 illuminati i am media trained bro you're bought and sold bro sold i'm a stock you can find me

01:06:36.120 on the dash stack 500 baby they're the comment section's gassing up right now

01:06:41.400 Logan finally showed us true colors.

01:06:43.540 There he is.

01:06:43.980 There he is. 1.00

01:06:44.520 Fucking lib. 0.99

01:06:45.960 Well, you did get a very impressive phone call at the bar last night. 0.99

01:06:51.020 It's the coolest thing about being involved with the UFC.

01:06:54.200 Dana White will randomly FaceTime me. 0.53

01:06:56.300 I'll be around homies and I just pick up and say what's up to Dana.

01:07:00.040 Congratulations on Prime.

01:07:01.380 When he got the call, when he got the call,

01:07:03.920 because normally he'll step out or put his ear pods in,

01:07:06.340 he probably was like,

01:07:08.820 Yeah, Dana!

01:07:10.060 No! Yeah, Dana! What's up, man?

01:07:12.700 Good to hear from you, brother.

01:07:14.560 Dana White's Dana White.

01:07:16.000 I guess I'm just different in the sense we're in like...

01:07:18.160 No!

01:07:19.420 No, you didn't. I mean, you were on in the bar, right?

01:07:23.800 Well, we were at the bar for 20 minutes.

01:07:25.400 I felt like if I stepped out for five...

01:07:27.340 Did you have the baby at the bar with you?

01:07:28.880 We did.

01:07:29.820 What's worse?

01:07:31.260 Can I touch on this really quick? I'm sorry.

01:07:35.580 The bringing the baby to places where they're...

01:07:37.760 It was early? Hold on.

01:07:38.780 I was at Carbone last night.

01:07:40.340 I was at Carbone last night on a date with a wonderful woman who I plan on.

01:07:45.100 And you plan on what?

01:07:46.340 You plan on what? 1.00

01:07:47.980 Fucking. 1.00

01:07:48.560 And there was a man. 1.00

01:07:49.860 There was a man next to me who brought a baby to a fucking baby to Carbone at 11 p.m. on a Saturday. 0.99

01:07:57.400 Why is that baby even awake right now? 0.99

01:07:59.600 Why is that baby even?

01:08:00.660 What's the baby going to have a quick spice?

01:08:02.280 Okay.

01:08:02.560 Tony. 1.00

01:08:02.980 The baby got no fucking teeth. 1.00

01:08:04.980 What's the baby going to do to the fucking Dover soul? 1.00

01:08:07.200 Okay. 1.00

01:08:07.240 You guys. 1.00

01:08:07.660 You guys are seriously so fucking dumb. 1.00

01:08:10.840 Okay, listen. 1.00

01:08:12.000 Because Logan asks me, and I just have to say this.

01:08:17.760 Logan asked me if Sloan was going to come with us.

01:08:22.340 What was I going to do?

01:08:24.400 Leave my eight-month-old by your pool?

01:08:27.940 Like, what? 1.00

01:08:29.260 Dude, she's got to be self-sufficient. 1.00

01:08:30.480 Let me ask you this. 1.00

01:08:32.020 Did she, if she even cried for a second, we would leave.

01:08:36.800 i think oh i don't know if i can i don't know you can't i think you should do you regret naming 0.70

01:08:44.280 your baby after a bathroom company that is s-l-o-a-n sloan's name is s-l-o-a-n-e 0.99

01:08:52.540 fuck you jake like honestly though like i have i was gonna start a so i have a note on my phone 0.99

01:09:00.700 that says ideas that i'll never do and like it's like companies and things because i just don't 0.99

01:09:07.380 have the time but there's like a list of like 15 things and one of them is naming people's babies 0.57

01:09:11.880 for them because people are fucking terrible at naming their babies logan had his what logan and 0.52

01:09:17.700 that logan he had a problem with it too he did but here's the thing that i don't get quick 0.96

01:09:22.740 sloan is one of the hottest i like the name names i like the name sloan it is but i like

01:09:28.620 I love the name Sloan

01:09:31.700 I love it

01:09:33.360 But when you're pissing in the urinal

01:09:35.060 And it says Sloan 0.99

01:09:35.980 Yeah but that's a shit take though 0.99

01:09:38.880 Because when I piss in the urinal it says prime 1.00

01:09:40.600 On the prime pad

01:09:41.500 Dude there's a prime brand

01:09:42.700 You know what I'm saying

01:09:43.400 Like bro if I want to name my kid Honda

01:09:47.480 I'm not going to not do it because there's a lawnmower

01:09:49.620 You know what I'm saying

01:09:51.180 I'm going to not do that

01:09:53.020 Well okay Honda was a bad example

01:09:54.560 I want to name my baby like Kawasaki

01:09:59.580 I'm not going to be like oh there's a motorcycle brand named this

01:10:01.900 What if I want to name my baby Charmin

01:10:03.700 I'm not going to name my kid Under Armour 0.99

01:10:04.560 It was a shit example okay 0.99

01:10:06.640 But Charmin right 1.00

01:10:08.140 If I want to name my kid Charmin 1.00

01:10:09.700 Oh you can't do that you wipe your ass with toilet paper 1.00

01:10:12.200 It's just something to think about and it's only 8 months old 1.00

01:10:14.420 Oh thank you for letting me think about that

01:10:16.900 Okay what should the name have then

01:10:19.020 Like

01:10:20.640 Just something like Indie

01:10:22.880 Like Echo

01:10:24.240 oh for the love of christ

01:10:26.700 it is one of the only things that you really can't say to someone after the fact right like

01:10:43.380 logan was like i don't mikey mikey always tells me what he says he's like oh let's talk about 0.94

01:10:50.480 stirring the fucking pot here you are you're like logan doesn't like your baby's name 0.91

01:10:54.620 but abby abby i was still i was in brainstorming phase that was brainstorming feedback i already 1.00

01:11:00.400 had her i already had her well it's her name well i love it i love her name i love it i do too i do

01:11:06.580 too i don't don't even do that i'll tell you what i don't like your attitude i don't like my

01:11:14.440 attitude that's what i don't like i think it's a cool name i just no no now you're back battling

01:11:19.640 He just was curious

01:11:21.680 He was named after a bathroom

01:11:23.340 I don't know if you thought about that

01:11:26.280 No I didn't

01:11:28.280 Okay okay okay

01:11:29.080 I really would consider naming

01:11:31.740 My child Thomas bro

01:11:33.780 No no no no

01:11:35.360 But I would never say oh my god 1.00

01:11:37.420 Like he's an English muffin 1.00

01:11:39.060 You know what I'm saying like what the fuck are you talking about 1.00

01:11:41.440 And then you're like oh dude like name him 0.98

01:11:43.520 After a sound effect that is existing

01:11:45.440 In the hallway

01:11:46.100 Hey come here kid 1.00

01:11:48.720 Like what the fuck 0.98

01:11:51.640 No like or like everything that 0.99

01:11:55.660 He does like echoes into eternity 1.00

01:11:57.720 And he's a fucking gangster 1.00

01:11:58.980 Give a second choice 1.00

01:12:00.320 What else

01:12:02.320 I really like like colors

01:12:06.180 Like yellow

01:12:07.320 Colors

01:12:08.520 Here is the difference

01:12:12.880 I'm not gonna like give out the names though

01:12:14.600 Like my favorite ones

01:12:16.320 I feel like you would name a child

01:12:18.500 Gunner

01:12:19.740 But here is the only difference

01:12:21.760 If you said that to me

01:12:23.760 If you said to me

01:12:25.860 I'd be like

01:12:27.740 Gunner would cross my mind

01:12:31.500 But I'd be like

01:12:31.980 I'd be like

01:12:34.320 What about Gunner

01:12:35.820 You're kind of right

01:12:39.280 Do you want children 1.00

01:12:41.980 I want a bunch of them motherfuckers 1.00

01:12:44.460 Yo grenade 1.00

01:12:46.040 Get over here

01:12:46.840 Paul Paul

01:12:49.720 Paul Paul

01:12:50.660 We both want to name the runt of our family Paul

01:12:53.320 And imagine if there's two of them

01:12:54.780 Two Paul Pauls

01:12:55.820 And they like just like

01:12:58.060 They go at each other

01:12:59.500 Why don't you just name your kid Rue

01:13:01.400 Rue Paul 1.00

01:13:03.120 I think that's for old people 1.00

01:13:06.840 Like a joke for old people 1.00

01:13:07.820 That was so funny 1.00

01:13:10.660 It's the show

01:13:11.720 The Rue Paul's drag show

01:13:13.140 No but did you see the Theo Vaughn clip

01:13:14.580 Yeah, Theo thinks you're going to die

01:13:17.820 Oh, yeah, did you see that?

01:13:19.380 He didn't even say before

01:13:21.320 He said soon

01:13:22.380 It's time up soon, dude

01:13:25.000 I don't know where he's getting his intel

01:13:27.560 And you know what's scary?

01:13:29.200 I think that man knows something we don't 0.99

01:13:31.080 Holy fuck, Theo 1.00

01:13:33.300 Oh, fuck, bro 1.00

01:13:34.920 Why didn't you tell me? What the fuck, bro? 1.00

01:13:37.040 I followed you on Instagram 1.00

01:13:38.480 And you could have fucking DM'd me, bro 0.99

01:13:41.220 What did he say? 0.99

01:13:41.980 he said he said he thinks more things could go wrong for you no no no no that's not what he said

01:13:47.220 so Kyle asked him specifically uh which one of the Paul brothers do you think is gonna live

01:13:52.900 longer oh no actually Theo asked Kyle and Kyle didn't really have an answer so he flipped it 0.70

01:13:57.180 back to Theo and Theo said easiest answer ever it's Logan because so much shit has happened to 0.87

01:14:02.880 yeah that basically you can anticipate more shit to happen yeah we think he thinks I mean bro you're 0.98

01:14:08.880 boxing you know i don't think that's what it was i think it was more like random shit 0.99

01:14:13.660 fuck theo yeah yeah he does know something yeah because like he he's really like ahead of his time 0.98

01:14:20.080 can i can i say this dude that dude is his brain he might already have the microchip yeah like 0.99

01:14:27.660 theo bone might have been the first person to get the microchip that's what i'm saying like

01:14:30.900 there's no one on earth that his brain works you know how like they say like people are on the

01:14:36.680 spectrum yeah he is the spectrum yeah exactly like he's that he created it right yeah he's like

01:14:44.460 the architect in the matrix yeah exactly 100 he's way ahead of everyone guys guys incredible

01:14:51.120 when when he said that a ferret is a is the limousine of rats that's when i knew this 0.99

01:14:59.220 motherfucker was god yeah his brain is you know you know which one did it for me it was when he 0.99

01:15:05.860 said he'll see a snail and he'll move it 10 feet save it five days to travel oh god see like only 0.99

01:15:12.920 like oh that's so incredible like what a guy and honestly like the clip where the girl's like 0.99

01:15:20.620 she's like i'm dyslexic and he's like yeah shows your tits did you see that just like random shit 0.98

01:15:27.660 he's the funniest first yeah like some some people like just don't get enough respect and 0.99

01:15:32.880 While they're alive

01:15:34.700 Everyone loves to praise people while they're dead

01:15:37.080 I was just thinking about this

01:15:39.320 On the ride over here

01:15:40.200 We need to praise more people while they're alive

01:15:42.860 Give them their flowers

01:15:43.460 The guy is something else

01:15:46.740 Yeah he is

01:15:47.700 He has to be the funniest on the planet

01:15:49.660 He's really funny

01:15:50.480 And the internet loves him

01:15:52.960 They love him

01:15:54.480 He destroys 0.96

01:15:56.360 Traditional and 1.00

01:15:58.840 Innovative influencer shit

01:16:02.320 Listen 0.99

01:16:03.160 Remember when he told us that story about his neighbor 0.99

01:16:05.960 Who had Shaq's shoes

01:16:07.200 Don't even get into Theo Vaughn's stories

01:16:09.660 Can I have some of that?

01:16:12.660 You don't know which ones are real

01:16:14.800 And which ones are fake

01:16:15.760 Nah I'm worried

01:16:16.560 Yo are you dating the fastest speed skater alive?

01:16:21.160 Good question

01:16:21.780 Oh

01:16:25.260 Good question 1.00

01:16:26.400 um one of the fastest speed skaters alive the fastest female speed skater alive 1.00

01:16:34.660 not yes yes that's that's legit that is legit she is uh wow she's uh is she taller than you 0.99

01:16:44.700 we're the same height oh shit yeah that's fucking because you're tall you're not a 1.00

01:16:50.100 do you ever get uh intimidated threatened no i think it's sexy as fuck 1.00

01:16:55.860 i think it's so sexy and like there's like more woman and she's like so curvy has the nicest body 0.97

01:17:04.360 in the fucking world and i'm obsessed with her and basically like i get more woman 0.88

01:17:11.240 this is like a saudi skyscraper this is interesting because i feel like um 0.99

01:17:16.000 god here's some analytical no i i just think i feel like you are a real lover are you trashed 0.98

01:17:24.220 right now are you fucking wasted i noticed that glad that full glass of wine you're drinking yeah 0.98

01:17:29.780 my half a glass of wine i'm just saying like maybe maybe it's all maybe it's all maybe you 0.99

01:17:36.900 do everything with passion right like you fight with passion maybe you love with passion yes no

01:17:42.180 i think i think um love was probably one of the first things i understood how to do and i was like

01:17:51.720 a mama's boy and i think you were like a dad's guy and i was a mama's boy and having that

01:17:59.400 connection with like the the female side of things was like always so important for me just like for

01:18:05.800 my soul just in general i always uh loved my mom so much and like needed that care and that love

01:18:12.020 and yeah like yuta is such an amazing woman and like she reminds me so much of mom she's so sweet

01:18:20.560 and cooking and she like amazes me for how mature she is how emotionally intelligent she is

01:18:27.040 how good she is at communicating how good she is at loving i mean the list goes on and on and on

01:18:34.400 and she's like the purest soul i've ever met like out of anyone and and i said to her like within

01:18:40.080 like the first couple days of meeting her i was like you've never even killed an aunt have you

01:18:45.440 and she's like no i would never kill it like i don't know like her her smile her eyes like her

01:18:53.220 laugh just like give me life oh on a daily basis and um i don't know i've never met anyone like her 0.55

01:19:01.600 and she's only 24 and she's already such like an incredible determined smart hard-working

01:19:08.500 loyal trustworthy

01:19:10.700 it's like pretty much every adjective 0.98

01:19:12.520 and every fucking adjective 0.99

01:19:15.000 that exists 1.00

01:19:16.280 so she's super pure

01:19:19.080 because I want to ask you this 1.00

01:19:20.520 the sport of

01:19:22.280 the sport of skating

01:19:24.640 more figure skating than speed skating 0.98

01:19:26.920 but skating in general for the women's side 1.00

01:19:28.780 is actually one of the most violent 1.00

01:19:30.900 places in the world I mean there's been

01:19:32.980 all kinds of violent attacks

01:19:34.960 in that space I don't know if you remember

01:19:36.700 Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya Harden

01:19:38.380 So do you ever worry

01:19:40.500 When she goes to work being this pure soul

01:19:42.540 That somebody's gonna try to take her kneecap out

01:19:44.520 With a pipe dude do you know do you have those

01:19:46.600 Fears

01:19:47.100 No

01:19:50.140 Cause bro they're nasty

01:19:52.340 It's something to think about 0.86

01:19:53.600 Well

01:19:55.320 When you kiss her goodbye

01:19:58.400 No no like

01:20:00.640 One of the first jokes 0.99

01:20:02.620 Like it's clearly a fucking joke 0.99

01:20:04.660 But one of the first 0.99

01:20:06.720 jokes i ever said to her was like babe like i'm a professional boxer like i'm finna fucking take 0.79

01:20:13.300 out your opponents like tanya harden whoa it was a joke i was and like she didn't think it was that 0.91

01:20:18.520 she didn't think it was no she was just like not because she's so nice she was like no like

01:20:24.420 you can't do that babe and i was like it was a joke now now have your girlfriends met they have 0.96

01:20:32.200 We had a double date

01:20:33.180 Yeah

01:20:33.860 It was great

01:20:34.740 It was really good 1.00

01:20:36.120 And they're both foreign 1.00

01:20:37.060 Yeah 1.00

01:20:37.680 From like 0.82

01:20:38.220 Europe 1.00

01:20:38.580 Countries up there

01:20:39.980 Wait do they talk

01:20:41.100 In that same English language 0.97

01:20:42.440 Dude that language

01:20:44.300 No but it all sounds like 1.00

01:20:45.680 Flik

01:20:47.600 Flik

01:20:48.020 Flik

01:20:48.640 Flik

01:20:49.080 That's what it all sounds like

01:20:50.460 Flik

01:20:50.960 So it sounds like

01:20:51.800 They know

01:20:52.160 I feel like

01:20:52.580 They're both gonna jump

01:20:53.440 Into a bobsled

01:20:54.140 And just dip

01:20:54.740 You know what I'm saying

01:20:55.620 Like

01:20:56.080 Like at any moment

01:20:57.860 It sounds like the same language

01:20:59.280 But I know like

01:21:00.080 A couple Dutch words now 0.92

01:21:01.340 yeah she speaks dutch yeah did she ever put you in a dutch oven so what's funny what's

01:21:06.960 what's funny is i told her i was like babe like do you know what a dutch oven is and she's like

01:21:13.400 no why does her answer everything bro because they don't everything is different in in america

01:21:20.260 like they don't know about these things and i was like they don't know about these things

01:21:23.720 i was like this is super important babe and by the way she doesn't even know what like dutch

01:21:28.500 bros coffee is that's crazy yeah does you know about joe and the juice no no i love joe the

01:21:37.180 juice is that why conor mcgregor called you windy isn't a dutch oven no no he's called he's talking

01:21:43.800 about my cardio no you said when you said that we're talking about my cardio i have to know did

01:21:52.060 Did you show her what a Dutch oven was?

01:21:55.040 Yeah.

01:21:56.500 Like fully trapped under there?

01:21:58.600 Like held the covers down?

01:21:59.600 Yeah, suffocation.

01:22:01.460 No breathing. 1.00

01:22:02.700 Don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:22:03.720 Give that cover to your breathing. 1.00

01:22:06.980 That's a classic, bro.

01:22:07.880 Rest in peace, headphone.

01:22:08.760 No, I didn't do that.

01:22:09.800 I wouldn't do that.

01:22:10.860 You should do that.

01:22:11.840 No.

01:22:12.400 Post burrito.

01:22:13.080 I still don't think she knows what it is. 1.00

01:22:14.480 She's going to have to go on Urban Dictionary and Google that shit. 1.00

01:22:16.940 but but yeah man like pretty fucking pretty fucking incredible of of a woman and 0.99

01:22:23.100 very happy with her i'm in love yeah you guys are deeply in love that's awesome it's so cool bro 0.99

01:22:28.600 it's crazy how life works man it just like punches you then fucking punches you again 1.00

01:22:34.360 then fucking knocks you i think it's your neighbor to shreds right now yo can i ask you 0.99

01:22:39.580 guys a question on the note that you're currently discussing did either of you feel ever in your 0.99

01:22:44.740 life like kind of detached from the ability to like love and how did you overcome it because

01:22:51.220 i don't want to be a porn actor i want to be a lover dude but i just don't i've forgotten how

01:22:57.120 there was a time when i was a romantic ask my sister i used to have i used to have real

01:23:00.780 girlfriends and we would we would go to war together right tell them about the girlfriends

01:23:05.140 well you just

01:23:06.500 like just as

01:23:08.840 outside looking in you

01:23:10.680 care more about

01:23:14.660 are you going to call me a cloud chaser again

01:23:16.780 no no no no

01:23:18.380 I'm working on it

01:23:20.520 no no no

01:23:22.280 it's going to be worse

01:23:24.120 he's like no no no

01:23:26.760 that's junior varsity compared to what's coming

01:23:28.900 grenade watch this one

01:23:31.000 yo ammo check this one out 0.96

01:23:32.700 I'm about to skewer him

01:23:33.700 what well like in the past two like i don't know there's just like this there's this choice in life

01:23:40.180 always of like i said earlier the downhill and the uphill and the downhill is the short-term

01:23:45.380 validation of like hooking up with a bunch of girls and that has benefits and excitements and

01:23:51.240 fun wrapped in in inside of it it's a short-term fun because it doesn't last and it actually leaves

01:23:57.340 you empty versus the uphill battle is maybe more of like a steady thing but it's forever and you

01:24:03.680 just haven't chosen to go down the path of forever

01:24:05.860 but do you think there's still hope for me

01:24:07.380 yeah for sure

01:24:08.960 why did you take so long to answer

01:24:11.420 I didn't answer at all

01:24:13.720 well no no no wait there's only

01:24:15.820 hope for you if you choose that

01:24:17.720 route I don't think you're close to

01:24:19.860 that I think you have like maybe a couple

01:24:21.800 more years of having fun

01:24:23.120 but I'm almost 60

01:24:25.000 40 and fat is waiting for me

01:24:27.800 to finish the stage of my life

01:24:29.220 you have to choose you have to choose because if you want the right

01:24:31.720 woman who you're not going to end up divorced with in 10 years she's going to be like mike what the 1.00

01:24:36.580 fuck did you do with all this shit that's what you did to me she was like what the fuck is wrong 1.00

01:24:41.400 with you you did all this shit and like obviously i had to explain to her like sir like it is what 1.00

01:24:48.460 it is you know what i mean yeah but like you're allowed to change and grow as a human being for 1.00

01:24:53.660 sure and your partner who sees you for who you are now should accept that and realize that and

01:25:00.320 allow you to evolve and step into those shoes because that's that's life that's that's fair

01:25:05.940 people change and you have to make the change before that happens though you have to show

01:25:13.940 the girl that you're gonna be with that you've decided to make that change before she's there

01:25:19.500 no you're right I'm I'm I'm far off from that I have to change a lot of habits in my life I

01:25:24.340 but I just get curious sometimes because I just haven't had like I've had a lot of really really

01:25:29.960 good like prospects like girls that are like

01:25:32.000 really really good people they

01:25:34.040 even have like real life jobs they are

01:25:36.160 supportive all that stuff but I

01:25:38.140 just don't I don't really have access to that

01:25:40.100 feeling anymore of like of like

01:25:42.160 wanting to like settle down and so I think

01:25:44.140 I would like to I don't think you're you're not

01:25:45.820 but you're not hanging out in the right groups bro

01:25:48.040 no no no no no no no these were the right

01:25:49.980 I'm telling you these were the right people

01:25:51.600 like who like who say a name

01:25:53.800 where were they from what state were they from

01:25:55.580 just tell me what state the one

01:25:57.280 come on

01:25:59.360 oh yeah she's the only fans girl well gotta make that money david said you cried about someone

01:26:07.040 no you don't no no no you don't you don't you don't you don't have to make that money

01:26:11.220 are your morals are your morals less important than money you're an anonymous who cares i'll 1.00

01:26:17.640 show a tit no no you should that's a scapegoat you show your tits all the time that's a fucking 1.00

01:26:23.060 scapegoat the problem is is those aren't the people that you want to be with long term so 1.00

01:26:27.700 maybe i was thinking like latina i'll take that it does that count or is that not far no it counts 0.89

01:26:33.880 should i go to the fucking baltics it counts i go to the baltics it counts you're watching this 0.76

01:26:38.940 from croatia or albania or even i hesitate says but even estonia if you're watching this episode 0.98

01:26:46.400 from estonia hit my dms i'll come out for yacht week we'll have a good time we don't need to pump

01:26:51.760 those of channels anymore you got a new life ahead of you and it's a fat baby

01:26:56.020 i feel like that's a good approach look at look at us friend huh doesn't she have a friend we

01:27:03.980 can introduce me no no no no yeah but but this is the thing is you're not ready for it so don't

01:27:10.060 look for it yeah you're right no you're right for it and by the way and by the way that's been my

01:27:13.460 stance yeah the one he he knows this she knows this the one thing i'll never do is like hurt

01:27:17.680 somebody because i i i never i i tell them up front i'm like dude this is fun we're having a

01:27:23.460 good time but in two days i'm gonna go to tel aviv which honestly is actually the truth like

01:27:27.900 in two days i'm gonna go to tel aviv you know what i'm saying so like whoever i'm talking to

01:27:31.780 this week bro i don't know you anymore brother like i even you are at risk bro like dude like 0.91

01:27:38.700 i'm going to fucking israel i actually asked i asked about your friendship last night it's never 0.95

01:27:43.880 i said how how often do you two talk and well logan was like we when we get together we talk 0.97

01:27:51.060 about everything yeah we catch up like the opposite of mustard we dude listen he's a busy

01:27:59.440 guy i would love to have more touch points physically i think i talk to him more than i 0.93

01:28:04.460 talk to you mikey that's weird that's strange it's not though it's always like bullshit stuff

01:28:11.320 you don't like my outfit i get it well what is it a shirt a dress a dress a shirt

01:28:18.660 wow i thought i was gonna come on for some i like it i like your outfit thank you i didn't

01:28:25.120 know it's actually it's it's clean it's simple it's colorful it's great i also never know that

01:28:30.480 i am coming on this show ever surprise we wanted the baby on dude we didn't we we would prefer to

01:28:36.000 have the baby the baby with the headphones right there it's going like this every five seconds

01:28:41.800 yeah that's a smiling baby i think we're good i think we're done with this podcast

01:28:46.000 i don't know maybe i just hit my stride yeah the only thing that i have to say is now i feel bad

01:28:53.820 because jake you know made fun of the drinking i'm holding a glass of wine he made fun of sloan's

01:28:59.380 name then you know no american women and now i have to challenge him to a fight

01:29:04.780 Madison Square Garden 1.00

01:29:07.580 Let's go

01:29:09.180 Wait I didn't make fun of the drinking

01:29:11.760 I personally have

01:29:13.900 An issue of overindulging

01:29:15.760 It has nothing to do with you

01:29:17.640 You had a glass of wine

01:29:18.500 No I think you're the only one judging yourself

01:29:20.200 You had one glass of wine

01:29:21.360 Somehow your eyes are going

01:29:26.000 In different directions

01:29:27.020 How do you get that bopped off one glass

01:29:30.120 Speaking of bops

01:29:30.880 Thank you guys for listening to this episode of Impulsive

01:29:34.220 And thanks for Jake Paul

01:29:35.780 Should I hit the open verse?

01:29:38.180 Hit the open verse, ready?

01:29:39.560 Wait, but if it's bad, you have to cut it out

01:29:41.460 Fine

01:29:41.700 When is it coming?

01:29:44.520 It's coming on this next one

01:29:45.660 Ready?

01:29:46.760 Here we go

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