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00:02:12.340 Could never watch Jake's vlogs.

00:02:13.720 But you did tweet recently, greatest boxer of all time.

00:02:16.960 I did, I did.

00:02:17.520 Look, you got to farm impressions, bro.

00:02:19.840 You guys had a bunch of people show up to controversy.

00:02:21.840 That accent is fancy.

00:02:22.680 That accent is fancy.

00:02:23.780 Yeah, no.

00:02:24.580 The best video I've ever made is winning Fortnite without moving.

00:02:26.940 I got in my friend's game.

00:02:28.260 I just ran into his room and unplugged his PC.

00:02:30.180 No way.

00:02:31.560 When I first tried Prime, and it's on camera,

00:02:33.400 I took one sip and I'm like, these guys.

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00:03:08.880 Hey, hey

00:03:10.260 So this is how the number one podcast in the world starts, huh?

00:03:13.280 You got dang right

00:03:13.920 Welcome back to Impulsive

00:03:15.040 The number one podcast in the world

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00:03:21.460 We're in Australia still

00:03:22.580 We're in Brisbane

00:03:23.760 Nope

00:03:24.520 We're in Melbourne

00:03:25.260 Nope

00:03:25.620 We are in Perth, Australia

00:03:26.880 we're in sydney australia and we have a guest on our show today he's the most popular creator

00:03:31.620 in the world with over 20 million subscribers he's the face of gaming streaming and vlogs

00:03:35.040 on the continent of australia and it all started when he dropped out of high school ladies and

00:03:37.960 gentlemen it's lazar beam you definitely said it wrong that's all right hold on a second no

00:03:42.560 no because i was gonna i was gonna go back and forth on you with this there's an a next to the

00:03:48.160 r i actually do agree with this okay since when do like gamer tags make sense yep you're right 0.94

00:03:54.700 So, like, why the fuck doesn't matter? 0.92

00:03:56.820 But also, it's still better than Jimmy, Mr. Beast. 0.99

00:03:59.240 He still calls me Landon.

00:04:00.860 I've corrected him so many times.

00:04:02.480 Wait, that's your name, though. Landon?

00:04:04.280 No, it's Landon.

00:04:06.740 I've told him to his face so many times, and he still gets it wrong.

00:04:10.620 He's given up. He just says, no, no, no.

00:04:12.960 He's intentionally disrespected.

00:04:14.660 No, I do feel that. 0.97

00:04:15.640 I'm a worm compared to him. 0.93

00:04:17.080 He doesn't take you serious. 0.99

00:04:17.960 You know he cures the blind? What a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:04:20.220 Yeah, I know. He's actually the devil. 1.00

00:04:21.660 Maybe the haters are right, dude.

00:04:23.720 these ableism ableism we had a conversation about that in our last show uh anyways guys welcome to

00:04:30.200 uh impulsive dude thanks for joining us in your in your uh home continent yeah thank you for coming

00:04:34.980 all this way just for me it's a little it's all we're here for yeah no for sure sure we got lucky

00:04:39.100 that you were here and uh i have been watching you and we have been watching each other i think

00:04:43.820 from afar you've always been so supportive i'm a low gangster bro let's go now honestly it sounds

00:04:49.960 bad because your brother but could never watch jake's vlogs but always a low gangster thank you

00:04:54.680 thank you always but you did tweet recently jake paul greatest boxer of all time not youtube boxer

00:05:03.300 greatest boxer of all time look you gotta farm impressions bro yeah i was gonna ask you because

00:05:11.120 you also tweeted ronaldo fraud mbappe fraud messy you say how many that gets like the views now you

00:05:19.140 see the views on the tweets now just get some up it gets now i don't know what to believe you know

00:05:22.640 one thing you did get to um experience which we don't really talk about a lot in the show

00:05:27.300 is the is the vibe and the interaction between the crew members before the show

00:05:31.820 and how we all talk to each other did you did you glean any learnings from

00:05:35.420 the the the crew prior yes that george is very toxic um

00:05:39.680 no i can't do that i saw the way you treated mike i'm gonna be one of the guests that just

00:05:45.100 ignores you uh you're not far from every single one of them he said to me he said to me before

00:05:53.100 we sat down he goes the audience got it completely wrong man he goes george and logan are toxic he

00:05:58.080 goes you seem like the nice one i go finally the only person that didn't say a toxic thing

00:06:03.520 i don't know if he's just putting on a show or whatever but i'm just a nice person what did i 0.98

00:06:08.880 say that was toxic no bunch of shit you're talking mad shit about i was talking so far you've tweeted 0.99

00:06:13.960 a lot of fake shit, so nothing that you say 1.00

00:06:15.940 I take serious. No, it's not necessarily fake. 0.99

00:06:17.760 It's just what I think in the moment, and then that opinion

00:06:19.900 can change. He came

00:06:21.860 on, and he said, you know, this is his

00:06:24.160 second podcast ever. Yeah, second or third

00:06:25.980 podcast. Never done the number one podcast

00:06:28.020 in the world. It's like a different level.

00:06:30.320 I gotta be honest with you.

00:06:34.660 Now it's time to say it.

00:06:37.360 This isn't

00:06:38.060 actually the number one podcast in the world.

00:06:41.500 The gig's up. 0.97

00:06:42.580 i've been lied to this is some bullshit i don't know what to say it's kind of what we say but it's 0.98

00:06:46.680 not are we all just coming clean today is that what's happening you're you're lying in your 0.98

00:06:51.840 tweets i don't know what to say i i thought i was like kind of manifesting in a way but it never

00:06:57.500 actually happened where do you actually rank then is this like the last because then i'm gonna leave

00:07:02.020 then if this is like low on the list it's not really worth i actually i actually have some

00:07:05.680 intel on that that just came in last week report back we're still we are top 20 podcasts

00:07:12.400 overall and i and i'm not sure if that's only spotify or apple taken into consideration but

00:07:17.700 when you also include youtube views my assumption would be that we'd be top five in that context if

00:07:24.220 you do include uh total collective platform youtube spotify and reach because all this stuff

00:07:29.360 100 top five yeah because all this stuff that you see like rogan call her daddy the the actual top 0.85

00:07:35.320 podcasts are are listens only they don't have we know we cannibalize our shit because we

00:07:40.820 We syndicate the content, and then we do YouTube, which is... 0.88

00:07:44.460 We're a show.

00:07:45.540 You know, our Instagram handle is Impulsive Show.

00:07:47.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:48.340 We're visual motherfuckers. 0.94

00:07:49.340 At one time, we were the number one YouTube podcast, but... 0.98

00:07:53.460 Who beat you?

00:07:55.380 Full said. 0.99

00:07:56.660 I talked shit about them on an Australian radio show today. 1.00

00:07:59.680 You fucked up. 1.00

00:08:00.120 I did. 1.00

00:08:00.600 I did.

00:08:01.020 Do you know...

00:08:01.340 I've never watched an episode of their podcast.

00:08:03.840 Enough said.

00:08:04.220 But I have seen yours, so that says everything.

00:08:06.040 Enough said.

00:08:06.520 Fair enough.

00:08:07.100 You know the Kyle and Jackie O show?

00:08:08.700 I do.

00:08:09.220 Very controversial.

00:08:10.200 No way.

00:08:10.580 Why?

00:08:10.820 I don't know 1.00

00:08:11.420 They just say dumb shit 1.00

00:08:12.300 But I mean that's probably 1.00

00:08:13.020 Right up your alley

00:08:13.660 That's right 1.00

00:08:14.080 He says you say dumb shit 1.00

00:08:16.200 Bro 1.00

00:08:16.620 Bro

00:08:17.560 I was sitting on this

00:08:18.580 On this radio show this morning

00:08:20.340 And this guy was going off

00:08:22.380 The first thing he said was

00:08:23.840 Mate

00:08:24.600 You guys had a bunch of people

00:08:26.200 Show up

00:08:26.620 Right outside

00:08:27.760 The Today Show studio

00:08:28.960 If Justin Bieber 0.96

00:08:30.460 Was masturbating out there 0.95

00:08:31.800 I don't think that many people 0.97

00:08:33.560 Would have been there

00:08:34.160 And JJ and I were like

00:08:35.060 Whoa 0.97

00:08:35.280 Talking about masturbation 0.97

00:08:36.560 We've been here for 10 seconds 0.99

00:08:37.720 I feel

00:08:38.420 I feel so at home though

00:08:39.640 Like that controversy 1.00

00:08:40.580 is fucking offensive that's all i just want to be that accent is fucking offensive yeah no fuck 0.99

00:08:45.000 am i starting to make the the way up to your yeah no you're actually all right can we just 0.99

00:08:48.600 do our own show my god i heard you like runescape i'm a big runescape fan oh okay no we're good

00:08:53.040 we're good you want to hang out of varak oh my what what i said that was toxic when you were here

00:09:00.720 well first off thanks for thanks for giving us your time you know um yeah i'm pretty 0.76

00:09:05.060 badly fuck all this is fine no no no it's good it's good i mean you you don't do podcasts a lot 0.62

00:09:09.760 so we appreciate that. 0.99

00:09:10.680 But I was saying

00:09:11.300 we're a fun group.

00:09:13.120 You'll have a good time

00:09:13.760 on the show. 1.00

00:09:14.280 We fuck around. 1.00

00:09:15.180 Mike, try to slip you some crack. 1.00

00:09:16.760 That's what I said.

00:09:17.800 What do you want from me?

00:09:18.680 You got to try

00:09:19.160 everything once, though.

00:09:20.440 I've never done crack.

00:09:21.660 I tried it more than once.

00:09:23.340 Well, that's all right.

00:09:24.260 You've got to try stuff,

00:09:25.180 know you like it,

00:09:25.940 and then you know what you like

00:09:26.780 so you can keep doing it.

00:09:27.540 In fact, I couldn't stop trying it

00:09:29.780 over and over.

00:09:30.860 I tried it so many times.

00:09:32.140 Oh, my God.

00:09:32.920 Even after I realized

00:09:33.800 that it wasn't for me.

00:09:34.780 I just kept trying it.

00:09:36.660 Oh, my God.

00:09:36.960 Yeah, I mean,

00:09:37.380 that's where it gets.

00:09:39.760 We bring this up on the podcast a lot

00:09:42.000 But he smiles

00:09:42.900 But I swear

00:09:43.340 When he goes back to his hotel room

00:09:44.480 He just looks up at the ceiling

00:09:45.480 And just thinks about all the times

00:09:46.640 He used to do crack

00:09:47.320 I'm sorry Mike

00:09:48.320 If we ever push the limits on that

00:09:49.340 I mean so long as he's not doing crack

00:09:50.700 No I haven't

00:09:51.700 He can think about it

00:09:52.020 It's been some time

00:09:52.780 It's been some time

00:09:53.700 No he beat addiction

00:09:54.940 He's a warrior

00:09:55.980 I didn't beat it

00:09:56.840 I continue to

00:09:57.860 Try to beat it 0.98

00:09:59.180 He's an addict

00:09:59.800 Who's trying to beat addiction

00:10:00.800 He's a warrior

00:10:01.420 Recovery is a never ending

00:10:02.560 Can we give him a positive round of applause

00:10:04.160 No genuinely

00:10:04.960 In this way

00:10:06.840 Good job Mike

00:10:07.540 You're a hero

00:10:08.800 Thank you

00:10:09.440 I've always been, like, I love this show.

00:10:12.360 Like, I watch it every now and then.

00:10:14.660 But I've always been, out of everyone here, like, the biggest Mike fan.

00:10:17.420 Let's go.

00:10:17.760 Yeah, I mean that genuinely because, like, I think the way you spread your – 0.99

00:10:21.420 some people give you shit because you don't stop talking about it sometimes. 0.99

00:10:24.080 Wait, hold on a sec. 1.00

00:10:25.000 You know what?

00:10:25.620 Before you go any further, and I do want to say this.

00:10:28.360 You always have been super supportive.

00:10:29.820 No, I love it.

00:10:30.360 And I appreciate that.

00:10:31.680 You've always messaged me, Twitter.

00:10:33.040 Like, you've been so supportive.

00:10:35.140 I don't talk about it that much.

00:10:37.580 It does.

00:10:37.880 It's these guys.

00:10:38.880 they bring it up 24 7 i talk about it when i go on new shows with new audiences as far as bringing

00:10:44.240 up crack and heroin on this show is concerned here we go again it's not bro shut up he was

00:10:51.660 just gonna compliment you just finish complimenting no i just mean it's like i've had a lot of people

00:10:55.520 in my family like different types of addiction not necessarily like what you went through but

00:10:59.860 like i think you see addiction in all its forms even if it's just cigarettes gambling anything

00:11:04.060 like multiple uncles lost to alcoholism and stuff like that so i think the way you talk about 1.00

00:11:09.600 addiction like fucking talk about forever who gives a fuck yeah fuck those people i totally 1.00

00:11:13.260 agree they're lame fuck them you know what i mean like you spread your message it's an important 1.00

00:11:18.000 message super yeah and it's and it's interesting to be a like a non-doctoral guru that talks about 0.99

00:11:24.840 it like somebody that's actually been through it and can you know understand and empathize and it

00:11:30.460 resonates with an audience so i appreciate that it's okay to not be okay like spread that message

00:11:35.140 like absolutely do you have any vices yourself runescape pretty much i think because i've seen

00:11:43.480 so much addiction in my world outside of being addicted to work which is kind of like a good

00:11:48.340 addiction um i think i'm just terrified of being addicted so like i won't drink much i'll have like

00:11:53.680 i'll have two drinks in a week i'm like no ease up a little bit two two drinks like well it's like

00:11:59.160 I'll drink like two nights in a week,

00:12:00.320 like maybe like three or four drinks each night.

00:12:02.480 That changed dramatically.

00:12:03.980 It's just like I will always be terrified

00:12:06.460 of like drinking too much

00:12:07.740 or gambling too much or anything like that.

00:12:09.640 I feel like,

00:12:10.780 I don't want this to come across offensive in any way,

00:12:13.380 but like gaming in itself is really addictive.

00:12:16.140 It can be.

00:12:16.820 It can be awful.

00:12:17.820 But you game all the time, correct?

00:12:19.740 No, not so much anymore.

00:12:20.980 But you said,

00:12:21.780 I was listening to you when you were here.

00:12:24.060 You said you were just in your room all the time.

00:12:25.040 Yeah, that's because that's where I work.

00:12:26.580 So like I'll game to work.

00:12:27.760 well hold on a second i barely upload these days but yeah but wait wait your work is gaming so

00:12:33.040 yeah okay but that's not that's not fair like i still edit my own videos and stuff most of the

00:12:36.160 time so it's like most of the time i stare at premiere pro or i'm like browsing for ideas no

00:12:41.420 no editor so i have been i keep trying i keep trying to people i always i can't do it so

00:12:48.420 out of the 1200 videos i've uploaded probably 1180 of them are me no way yeah good for you

00:12:55.560 it's not good for me i wish i could do the team stuff i'm just not good at managing people

00:12:59.320 is that the problem or mental illness bro like i can't do it do you uh do you not like giving up

00:13:05.600 control of your projects like from a creative standpoint i don't have the patience to necessarily 0.99

00:13:12.060 train people so i just go ah fuck i'll do it myself like i gotta get this out i gotta get 0.85

00:13:16.240 this out especially in like peak fortnight you sort of had like a day to get that out there was 0.98

00:13:20.260 no send it off to a guy do revisions any of that bullshit like train him it was just get it out 0.92

00:13:23.920 so unless you wanted to hire someone you didn't give a fuck what the video looked like in the end 0.98

00:13:27.500 it was just do it and get it done we're so we're so similar in that i i'll i'll waste five years 0.96

00:13:33.820 instead of five weeks training someone like i'll just continue he i've been yelling at him forever

00:13:39.120 i do have someone now but it is so important to get someone to outsource that work i'm trying man 0.92

00:13:45.240 well do you like editing that's no i fucking hate it bro that's not that doesn't work that's not 0.85

00:13:49.920 fair i love editing when it's a new type of project or something like that and i'm learning 0.98

00:13:53.580 something okay but once you've done a thousand videos bro it's the same shit so i'm getting

00:13:58.100 better because now i have more time it's not like peak fortnight hustle bustle anymore it's like i

00:14:02.220 can take a month to do a video if i want to so i'm getting better i'm learning to work with other

00:14:06.440 people still like a good editor to me from my understanding a good editor when they're editing

00:14:11.920 for them it's like watching tv they enjoy it they like it and if you don't love it like i realized

00:14:16.940 on day 14 of doing daily vlogs that this is not for me i'm gonna drive myself into the ground like

00:14:22.440 i'll probably die if i continue editing these videos and then i outsourced my work i trained

00:14:26.740 hayden a little bit we got in the the same style and then my life became a thousand times easier

00:14:31.600 that's the logical take but logic sometimes does not you know drive your actions right you know 0.60

00:14:38.180 it's mental illness that's what i'm saying right so maybe that's your vice no maybe that's your

00:14:43.380 i think i think it is and it's like i think it's frustrating as you see youtube mature and everyone 0.75

00:14:48.140 doing all these crazy things that i wish i had more time i wish i could like focus on like you 0.60

00:14:52.120 know you build the businesses and shit like that well because i'm outsourcing i know i know and 0.58

00:14:55.580 that's like i talked to jimmy about it and just the amount of people he has doing everything i'm 0.92

00:14:59.280 like he is the king i did have a good employee and he stole me same he stole hayden he stole

00:15:05.200 he rings you up and goes so how's that guy doing is he doing good work what's he doing oh my god

00:15:11.480 yeah i'm really looking for someone like i can't deny the opportunity of working for jimmy bro it's

00:15:15.980 like who did he steal i just one of the guys that helps run his gaming channel i'm gonna i'm gonna

00:15:21.620 put hayden on blast for a second here because because mr beast also stole my number one editor

00:15:27.980 my guy he's the guy as well arguably like the best editor on youtube hayden well of course

00:15:35.300 besides geo now who's on my team shout out geo but uh but hayden's gonna take so much no no no

00:15:42.320 he uh he texted me he said after the uh big game commercial for prime wait can't say the

00:15:52.360 the other word you can why can't you wait can he i don't know oh is this like a game user playing

00:15:58.140 or something so no no so that in the also the um world games with like the all the countries come 0.95

00:16:05.060 together with the five rings you can't say that one either what the fuck is that in connection 0.65

00:16:10.040 with a brand i can't say i can't say in relation to this because you got sponsorships and stuff 0.86

00:16:15.080 no no pepsico owns the super bowl mark so we have to say big game when referring to our commercial

00:16:21.040 that played during oh okay sorry you just said it you said the word no no i can say the word

00:16:25.660 just not in the context of the commercial anyways oh interesting so he texted me he said the irony

00:16:30.560 that a motivating factor of me moving on from working together was the opportunity cost and

00:16:34.920 Now I missed an opportunity to edit a Super Bowl commercial. 1.00

00:16:37.600 LOL, fuck. 1.00

00:16:39.180 I said, ha-ha, live and learn, brother. 1.00

00:16:40.560 You're doing dope shit. 1.00

00:16:42.600 What a fucking fast-handed compliment. 1.00

00:16:46.440 Yeah, that's brutal. 1.00

00:16:47.120 He really did.

00:16:47.880 He said live and learn.

00:16:49.500 This is what we heard. 1.00

00:16:51.620 Yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:16:52.880 Yeah, 100%. 1.00

00:16:54.000 Enjoy working for Mr. B.

00:16:55.920 No, it's a great job.

00:16:57.320 It's what you said.

00:16:58.120 You can't deny the opportunity of working with the big boy.

00:17:01.680 Absolutely not.

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00:17:55.280 slash logan for 20 off your order link in description and back to the show i disagree

00:18:00.900 I'm the type of dude that like, for example, I have a guy named Reed and I think if

00:18:05.140 Himself went up to Reed is like hey, I want a documentary

00:18:07.380 I think Reed is more interested in building a story. Can you use someone else just cuz the stuff maybe yeah

00:18:12.780 Like obviously he's gonna say no

00:18:14.960 Fair enough Drake or like anybody else

00:18:19.000 He's gonna choose Jake over you bucko. No, he would never am he maybe George George

00:18:25.020 Are you bring up your book again right now, bro?

00:18:27.020 because it's just not the time bro i can see it in your eyes you want to be like dude i know

00:18:30.840 it's going to help you chapter 14 live and let live it's not me that's hayden and it was circling

00:18:35.840 back to runescape uh well i was just gonna say if like say they come along and go here's 10 times

00:18:42.760 the salary i need you that's the issue i wouldn't i wouldn't i would not do that george if somebody

00:18:48.140 came up i'm gonna ask you you guys know this deep in your heart if full send came to me right now

00:18:52.740 they're like yo we'll give you 100 million to leave impulsive i wouldn't leave that's ridiculous

00:18:56.180 yeah i mean you're that's you're a warlock why would i if someone came to you right now and said 1.00

00:19:02.820 i'll give you 100 million to suck a dick you would say no you're sucking that dick dude you guys know 1.00

00:19:08.460 how much god means to me on god i wouldn't george i would not i let me tell you something i'd suck a 1.00

00:19:13.960 dick for 100 million what's your number what's your number we have this conversation a lot yeah 1.00

00:19:19.160 wait how much do i have to pay to suck a dick hold on hey before before we talk before we talk 1.00

00:19:25.580 money let's let's root this in something a little bit more important because this is not monetary 1.00

00:19:30.580 okay there's a guy no oh i'm bringing i'm saying it i'm bringing it up dude it's been it's been

00:19:37.500 probably 100 shows since we've talked about it he has your friend held hostage i'll give him a name

00:19:45.320 his name is dick ransom guy oh is this an actual guy yeah it's an actual guy the majority of the 0.67

00:19:51.920 hopefully the long-term impulsive audience knows what i'm talking about dick ransom guy he's out 0.99

00:19:55.620 there he comes up to you and he he's he's got your friend at gunpoint i am going to execute 1.00

00:20:03.940 your friend right now unless you service my penis this is like a best friend or like an acquaintance 1.00

00:20:10.000 good question see now you're asking the questions these are the questions that matter it is it is 0.97

00:20:13.860 your new um the person that you just signed to your gaming team that the guy that you're going

00:20:20.080 to bring on to the show at the end of the show today there's a guy lachlan oh yeah is it was

00:20:26.040 it who was he again oh lucky yeah yeah i mean he didn't get here but he's in frisbane right now

00:20:30.900 okay yeah okay no so you're saying it's lachlan yeah he's at he's at gunpoint and and this guy

00:20:35.320 he's got a he's got a funny winter hat on and a button-down shirt and some dockers pants

00:20:40.180 and maybe some timberland boots and he's he's got a gun oh for lachlan oh god um like how 0.99

00:20:47.120 cleans the dude's dick is it like funky looking is it like got fungus in it is like a suckable 1.00

00:20:52.200 dick is it like clean it is it is indescribable i mean it's it's it's it's a is it like a one 1.00

00:20:57.480 thing like the way they describe that where he's got the weird balls let's call it let's call it 0.82

00:21:00.820 average yeah average on but but also it hasn't been shaved it's like george's hair is around 0.91

00:21:06.560 the sides of it like so it's got a forest it's got like a frog yeah yeah wait hold on

00:21:14.480 but it's like is it sticking out or do i have to go yeah no it's it's it's like digging for the 1.00

00:21:18.720 is it like micro penis shit or is it no no okay um the jungle the cocks in you i'm very comfortable 0.99

00:21:25.440 with like my sexuality and everything so i think i'd do it to save myself i'm not like 1.00

00:21:30.480 i think it'd be homophobic to like if all like if the average woman could do that then i could

00:21:34.800 right i'm not gonna say i'm gonna do it well but is he is he nothing like is it to completion

00:21:40.220 yeah 100 100 yeah like is that then like on my chin or is it like no you don't gotta do a facial 0.91

00:21:45.620 i love how he's like if a woman could do it i could do it that was pretty fucking

00:21:50.120 sexist i just i just mean it is not like the weirdest until you said that i was just joking

00:21:57.420 you guys are so sensitive i just say it's like it's not the craziest thing to do like it happens

00:22:01.620 every day like someone's getting blown right now somewhere so like how many people shout out to

00:22:07.240 that person if you're watching this episode right now you're getting head dude it could happen it

00:22:12.720 could happen the first time i watched uh jimmy fallon in college i was getting dumb really yeah 0.93

00:22:20.560 if i ever go on his show i'll tell him to his face is that the guy that hates you or is that 0.99

00:22:26.220 Jimmy Kimmel was the one who talked shit 1.00

00:22:28.680 Had me on a show then talked shit 1.00

00:22:30.740 He said you're the same as Trump 0.99

00:22:32.380 Then he apologized

00:22:33.440 Is that what he said 0.99

00:22:34.280 Yeah but Fallon's the homie bro 1.00

00:22:36.660 Got me some doom 1.00

00:22:38.120 You watch any American television

00:22:41.320 I mean I guess like on streaming services

00:22:44.720 And stuff like I guess

00:22:45.860 Isn't everything American television

00:22:47.820 Like what about channel 7

00:22:50.340 Somehow even like squid games became American television

00:22:52.700 I mean I don't watch

00:22:54.400 Like free to air TV

00:22:55.580 Like the ordinary 1.00

00:22:56.980 The peasant shit 1.00

00:22:58.040 It's not peasant shit 1.00

00:22:59.160 It's just like 1.00

00:22:59.740 It's old people shit 1.00

00:23:01.140 It's like 1.00

00:23:01.680 Wait did you watch Friends

00:23:02.900 Growing up at all

00:23:03.720 Or no

00:23:04.180 Oh yeah I guess

00:23:05.000 Oh I did like as a kid

00:23:06.080 I watched The Simpsons

00:23:06.800 And stuff for sure

00:23:07.580 Okay

00:23:07.940 I wasn't alive

00:23:09.640 You weren't allowed

00:23:10.680 To watch The Simpsons

00:23:11.260 Look what happened to you man

00:23:12.520 I know

00:23:13.200 Like what is

00:23:14.200 What is the goal of that

00:23:14.980 Sheltering you 1.00

00:23:15.580 Like

00:23:15.880 My dad

00:23:16.760 My dad really dropped

00:23:17.660 The ball on that huh

00:23:18.580 It's a great show

00:23:20.440 It is a good show

00:23:21.440 I think it's

00:23:21.820 It's an adult program though

00:23:23.100 So maybe as a child

00:23:23.820 He doesn't want you to watch it

00:23:24.500 Yeah but again

00:23:24.920 Look what happened

00:23:25.500 What happened?

00:23:27.040 It didn't work out

00:23:28.020 You're doing pretty good

00:23:29.220 We love Prime

00:23:32.660 Australia loves Prime

00:23:34.460 So much Prime talk

00:23:36.220 You're over it?

00:23:37.960 I'm just primed out

00:23:39.120 And I'm sure the audience is as well

00:23:40.500 What about The Last of Us?

00:23:43.540 Have you been watching that?

00:23:44.340 I played the game

00:23:45.560 It's based on a video game

00:23:47.440 You deserve the show more than anyone

00:23:49.680 And you're not watching it

00:23:51.120 Because it stays pretty true to the game

00:23:54.140 i heard there's like extra stuff that like really enhances it though there's because from

00:23:58.160 what i understand there's there's um there's a lot of gay stuff in it and i don't think there

00:24:03.540 was as much i don't think there was as much gay stuff in the game no no no no no there was just

00:24:07.260 one episode that no but it was a full it was don't spoil it well it's no if you're on twitter

00:24:12.640 you know that there was a full no i'm not saying that with any connotation it was one of the

00:24:17.460 greatest episodes of television ever made but what i'm saying is really flipped on that one

00:24:21.360 i've never seen anybody flip out i'm so sorry but dude i have a podcast now so i'm not scared 0.97

00:24:29.040 to talk anymore and you're looking like a like a little pussy but your podcast is called all true 1.00

00:24:33.720 and right now you're being all fake i'm being true i'm being shut your fucking yap george what 1.00

00:24:39.420 i said so you hate gay people see i said i was a fan of you but i'm not i gotta like distance 0.99

00:24:46.100 myself from you i said there wasn't as much gay stuff in the game i didn't say that it was an 0.98

00:24:52.240 issue i think that does hold up i think that that is what i said i think that's all true i think

00:24:56.260 it's all true with george janko but um but other other than that the the fans of the show and of

00:25:02.140 the game have said that the two are very closely yeah no everyone seems to love it though i've

00:25:05.960 just been waiting for the chance just been waiting for the chance oh what's to do yeah 0.52

00:25:12.400 yeah i mean sometimes i was in dubai for a week i was doing shit what were you doing in dubai 0.90

00:25:17.440 sidemen stuff i don't know if i can describe what but are you are you ever getting burned out by

00:25:23.240 by being a creator that's that has had to happen yeah no massively massively i think 0.91

00:25:28.040 you just do the same shit like what like especially in gaming it's like there is zero

00:25:33.600 groundbreaking stuff you can do yeah it's gotta be tough it's just this that's why like i definitely 0.99

00:25:38.640 have just i think the last year been traveling a lot doing a lot of shit with other people

00:25:42.500 a lot of collaboration stuff just getting out of like when i'm here i'm just in my bedroom but like

00:25:46.820 i have been just traveling a lot and trying to see how other people do things yeah just like see

00:25:53.020 the more of the world as well how old are you 28 okay great it blows my mind i'm older than you

00:25:58.660 by the way with just one year i'm almost 28 i'm almost i think it's like three months or something

00:26:02.980 yeah yeah not that you need any compliments because you're obviously very successful and

00:26:06.660 I can tell by your personality.

00:26:07.760 You're a very confident man.

00:26:09.180 When I looked at your PDF, I looked at some of your videos.

00:26:13.020 And your recent one, like Grep Theft Auto.

00:26:15.100 And usually when I have a guest on, I'll watch like a few just to see what they're about.

00:26:18.840 And I was just binge watching you, bro.

00:26:22.100 Surely not.

00:26:22.760 I know you can't create, maybe you can't reinvent the wheel, but like your wheels are spinning in that direction.

00:26:28.420 Yeah, there's definitely a difference between like, in gaming, a lot of people still just do the daily stuff

00:26:33.900 where they just they only want to play the game for 20 minutes upload it not give a fuck uh that

00:26:40.180 video was a nightmare that took like three months all the people who made the games were 0.97

00:26:43.500 fucking annoying like with all the respect it was hilarious though it was very it should have been 0.78

00:26:47.520 such a better video and i think that's where i get stuck a lot is like i don't want to just make 0.98

00:26:51.580 the same daily shit or like stuff that even takes three days like i want to do stuff that is

00:26:56.400 interesting or feels like it takes some effort but then you get stuck in this perfectionism 0.91

00:27:00.460 cycle which is why i really like other people's stuff because i don't have to think about it

00:27:04.140 what video do you uh put in your head is like the best video you've the best video i've ever

00:27:08.400 made is winning fortnight without moving how did you do that i just sat in a tree and then

00:27:13.020 tried for a week and then i got in my friend's game who was in the same office as me as me without

00:27:18.040 him knowing and it was still like a one in 10 000 chance at the circles i don't know how much you

00:27:23.760 know about yeah no no of course so the circle closed on where you yeah yeah so i tried for a

00:27:29.100 week without anything i just sat there for a week grinding it um probably did 100 hours or something

00:27:33.580 uh but then like my friend was one of the best players in the world but he was streaming and he

00:27:38.080 had no idea about this but i got in his game this one yeah i got in his game and i still got the

00:27:41.940 circle i'm in that circle well i think i'm am i in the tree but anyway point is he killed all the 0.97

00:27:46.340 final players and i just ran into his room and unplugged his pc no fucking way i'm fucking like 0.89

00:27:54.180 no way this is the in my opinion the best fortnight video right wait wait he was he was in 0.91

00:27:59.760 yeah he was in your house so this is when we used to have an office and like i go and unplug his in

00:28:06.780 there's no way no okay hold on i just kicked him out of the game i was no hold on and then i come 0.67

00:28:12.160 and he's like what the fuck just happened like he had no idea about this video no you're serious 0.87

00:28:15.980 yeah no i did this was so i swear on my life the idea of faking content is the biggest piece of 0.98

00:28:19.940 dog shit so this is i'm still sitting in the tree so y'all actually ended up in the same lobby 0.55

00:28:23.540 yeah so like i just watched his stream for a couple hours and it still took forever to get 0.98

00:28:27.760 in the same game because there's like the whole skill base oh you're oh you're sniping a little

00:28:31.240 yeah yeah so it's like it's it's still super hard because he is such a good player and i'm so dog

00:28:36.920 who is it uh fresh uh oh yeah yeah he uh for sure i don't know if he played among us with a

00:28:42.980 like that one time but um yeah anyway he was like a goat were you in yeah we did among us that's 0.91

00:28:48.040 like the first time i ever streamed yeah and i fucked you up in that game i know because i'd 0.91

00:28:52.380 never played it before and y'all put together one of the craziest it's the thing called us lobbies 0.88

00:28:58.340 of all time for my first stream it was everybody was in it yeah there's all i remember is i 0.71

00:29:03.280 marinated the fuck out of you yeah you guys i manipulated you like oh who was in normally 0.86

00:29:08.780 mike it won't be on it won't be on my channel no who was in it was you xuc valkyrae corinna 1.00

00:29:16.260 like i was just there for you i was just there for you you ruined me you killed oh i did and

00:29:20.420 You quit, and then we kept playing.

00:29:22.620 So we've both tried streaming and given up,

00:29:25.540 and that leads me to my next point.

00:29:27.240 Well, technically, all three of us.

00:29:28.860 Oh, yeah, him too.

00:29:29.960 Actually, I really enjoyed it.

00:29:31.860 I loved streaming.

00:29:32.900 It was my favorite platform I was on.

00:29:34.520 It was fun, but?

00:29:36.300 I realized because I want to do stand-up,

00:29:38.580 and I can only do two hours.

00:29:39.940 The growth would never let me happen

00:29:41.760 if I could only do two hours.

00:29:42.980 I think you can do two hours

00:29:44.340 because that's what Speed and stuff do.

00:29:45.980 No, no, they're on for like nine hours.

00:29:47.940 Speed is not.

00:29:48.540 Speed does like two.

00:29:49.480 Speed does lower.

00:29:50.800 I thought Speed and Kai do the same thing, no?

00:29:54.100 Kai might do more, but I still think Speed was definitely...

00:29:58.740 And the same as Tommy Innit during his peak.

00:30:00.600 It was always just 90-minute streams, 0.91

00:30:02.140 but crazy shit would be happening the whole time.

00:30:04.600 I did do one thing that was picking up a lot of traction. 0.73

00:30:07.660 A lot of creators hitting me up to be a part of it.

00:30:09.480 I was doing blind dates,

00:30:10.940 where I would set my own friends up on blind dates.

00:30:13.080 They knew of each other,

00:30:15.140 but they didn't know they were dating each other.

00:30:16.840 That was really fun.

00:30:17.680 i just like live because it was just in the moment like it's a lot more nerve-wracking and

00:30:21.960 a lot more fun when you're like oh i can't i can't it's a it's a it's such a grind it is the fact

00:30:26.620 that you are have been able to or are able to to do it i i actually had great traction i mean i was

00:30:34.720 i was 10 to 15k concurrent for a long time and and and and was really grinding out and making

00:30:40.180 good money i i actually succumbed a little bit to what he's talking about which is live content

00:30:48.160 for me as a psychopath is not good it's not the place for me dude i would run into massive issues

00:30:55.400 i would say crazy you reckon you'd say i was so stressed about that i think there's two ways to

00:31:00.700 grow on streaming you got to do the xqc strategy where you just do endless hours right or you just

00:31:05.840 especially these days with clippable moments you've just got to grow off platform youtube

00:31:10.760 you can grow organically with the algorithm and stuff but otherwise like you should not grow on

00:31:13.880 streaming by streaming it is like like speed streams are not what he's famous for this is

00:31:19.020 he just streams to get clips yeah that is the only reason like he would even stream at this point

00:31:24.200 it's such an exhausting grind having to be on for that long is i don't know how you do it but i have

00:31:30.760 so much respect for streamers and gamers well that's like so much like for the last year i 0.91

00:31:34.460 haven't really done as much but i think i was really stressed about saying something stupid

00:31:38.600 yeah because i mean i don't really i don't really mind now but but it was more of like on youtube 0.72

00:31:44.460 like you say something stupid you get demonetized i used to get so many channel strikes and i'd be

00:31:48.380 banned for a week or something like that i don't really care now but i came straight from the job 0.96

00:31:51.620 site and started youtube it's like construction right yeah yeah so all my old videos i can like 0.96

00:31:55.680 i was still full-blown bogan i was saying all sorts of fuck shit like my role models were outside 0.59

00:32:01.380 of my dad who was like in the office he's a good boy he's a lovely guy but the rest of my role 1.00

00:32:05.260 models were these 50 year old tradies all they would do is say fucked up racist shit they would 1.00

00:32:10.360 brag about going because like prostitution is legal here they'd brag about going to the brothel 1.00

00:32:13.600 after work cheating on their wives and shit like tell me about their kids at home and shit like 0.99

00:32:16.800 that just drinking drugs everything for me was like a we talked about like mental illness earlier 0.99

00:32:22.740 like i i never would say the thing that i was so convinced in my mind that i was going to say

00:32:30.700 that i would never say yeah like do you do can you resonate with what i'm you kind of trick

00:32:36.180 yourself into like i can't say this but now it's in your brain like when you're when 0.99

00:32:40.180 fuck this is here's one of the moments right now have you ever met a baby 0.99

00:32:45.860 i mean i'm an uncle to five kids so yeah i've met babies do you know what i'm gonna say what 0.99

00:32:52.040 are you what are you talking about have you ever have you ever felt intrusive thoughts before

00:32:57.100 i mean yes but not about a baby have you ever met a baby and been like throw the baby oh you

00:33:03.600 know okay no no no no you're like yo like throw the baby like of course you're not gonna throw

00:33:10.000 the baby i've definitely as an uncle like as yeah i'm an uncle too they're my responsibility i'm 0.96

00:33:14.640 like what if i just fuck up here and you're just dead okay like that's not quite that's a bit 0.53

00:33:21.560 different because i don't want to i've never imagined like it's you don't want to i mean 0.98

00:33:26.020 sometimes they're annoying you wish you could punch him but i don't know if that's i'm not i'm

00:33:29.780 not getting my point someone there are people in the audience right now who understand what

00:33:33.240 intrusive thoughts just imagine like i want to like i want to drive into a tree yes yes like

00:33:37.540 you're driving you're driving the car and you're like i'm gonna jerk the wheel into a tree right

00:33:41.380 now or when you get to church you're like if i had a match like what your brain sometimes just 0.99

00:33:46.260 does says fucked up shit hey mike thank you thank you anyone else in the audience intrusive thoughts 0.99

00:33:52.100 no you're all completely fucking normal congrats you got darcy yes okay congrats you got darcy on 0.99

00:33:57.920 your jamie jamie no and kevin too and people in the audience it's this thing so sometimes your 0.99

00:34:04.400 brain tricks you into this idea that you're gonna say or think something stupid and as a anxiety and 0.99

00:34:10.360 ocd sufferer it it reinforces that and starts a cycle again so it started to fuck with me when i 0.99

00:34:17.720 was on stream i'd be like yo i'm gonna say something fucked up i'm gonna say something 0.91

00:34:21.240 that i would never ever say in real life and it actually became a major problem with me it was 0.85

00:34:25.480 one of the reasons i stopped streaming i've never said this before that is a shame like obviously

00:34:29.620 like you can't like we'll say before logic doesn't necessarily like you know you're not going to say

00:34:34.040 that never you know never say no but logic doesn't drive you in that sense i have a i have a it's a

00:34:40.260 shame but i think i definitely did that but i signed a streaming deal so like i didn't really

00:34:43.960 have a choice but that's another reason i was terrified because i was like like had to be

00:34:48.380 obedient to a higher power and that were really nice and really good right like still i didn't 0.99

00:34:53.240 want to fuck that whole there's like things in the contracts and stuff right you fuck up 0.97

00:34:57.000 whole thing's gone uh haven't haven't some of your peers lost their contract because of a slip 1.00

00:35:03.340 up or something um i know there's like i know i know there's like nba shit that i don't know if i

00:35:10.240 can bring up on other people's business but okay certain people missed out on big contracts because 0.95

00:35:15.460 of shit they said on stream before they signed it like tens of millions yeah for sure but i don't 0.57

00:35:21.260 know if i want to say who because i don't know if i'm supposed to know that what do you think of 0.99

00:35:24.840 these upstart small platforms that people are taking risks i'm moving to and i'll

00:35:31.920 i saw aiden just moved very good that's what i was gonna say someone said he got a did he get a big

00:35:36.220 deal i would assume he did so it's funny because you can always see these precursors right just

00:35:41.540 prior to a big announcement there will be this video that he'll put out or someone will put out

00:35:46.820 and say twitch tried to censor me yeah you saw the video branding bro right so now so now they've

00:35:53.680 now they've created i love aiden obviously little brother they create an enemy he's created the

00:35:58.640 enemy in twitch and that it made so much sense for him to then jump ship and have everyone jump 0.99

00:36:03.860 with him over to wherever the fuck is and listen aiden will aiden will blow the fucking thing up 0.95

00:36:08.540 yeah yeah yeah he's got the power it also does make this like a move for the bag feel like a 0.99

00:36:12.640 move for some organic reasons i suppose correct yeah it semi shields the person like when someone

00:36:19.360 it's almost it's weird to say it but it's almost like you look back at steve will do its departure

00:36:24.940 from youtube yeah which simultaneously you know led very quickly into a deal i don't think gambling

00:36:31.400 should be outlawed or something like that just because i am personally i seen effects of like

00:36:35.300 addiction to it and how it affected my family and whatnot and it's my personal personal decision i

00:36:39.760 think it's like there should just be education and help for people who do suffer from that like

00:36:44.480 make sure it's not something to be embarrassed about if you are gambling a little bit too much

00:36:48.140 like i think we should focus more on helping people and creating because people love like

00:36:51.880 gambling in australia is so fucking big i mean it's fun number one in the world no way

00:36:57.920 every single bar or pub you go to has poker machines slot machines every single one they 0.96

00:37:02.960 have a tab you can sports bet everywhere you can like bet on horse races everywhere so that's where

00:37:07.520 there's like 20 different apps for it is the number one per capita it is like destroys more

00:37:11.420 families in this country than any other country in the world but at the same time though it's like

00:37:15.440 it is still so i'm just saying there is part of the fun it's part of the culture here let me let

00:37:19.540 me let me throw this out there get i have substance abuse issues obviously

00:37:25.760 hey guys bringing it up again i'm so sorry bro i'm so sorry but the way you're sitting 0.97

00:37:32.500 I'm an asshole actually

00:37:37.360 I need to re-evaluate my life 0.99

00:37:39.200 I'm sorry go ahead

00:37:39.840 Let's just go really tense

00:37:43.660 I had substance abuse issues obviously

00:37:51.900 Now

00:37:52.820 Are you done?

00:37:59.080 Gambling

00:37:59.640 Is what's called a process addiction

00:38:01.880 it is very different similarly to addiction to fast food or some other unhealthy habit

00:38:11.960 it is different than a substance right so i land in the same place as you which is a personal 0.96

00:38:18.160 decision now here's the issue i fucking love gambling i love it i love sitting down i love 0.92

00:38:24.420 playing blackjack so i'm kind of in the same boat as him whereas now if i can get in bed with a 0.98

00:38:30.760 responsible company that has that does what they're supposed to do then i'm okay with that

00:38:35.720 but i do also understand that it is can be problematic very problematic yeah for sure

00:38:41.600 like i'm not against any like so many of my friends love going to casino they love that

00:38:46.560 like there's nothing like wrong with it and i think there is something to be said for the

00:38:51.200 messaging and stuff around it like i think hey gambling is available here if you want it but

00:38:55.960 like especially in australia and you're seeing it now more in american sports with how this

00:38:59.540 gambling's being sort of allowed and legalized in america just the way they word it like come on

00:39:05.460 mate have a punt come on mate come on go to the pub with your mates and have a punt you know you

00:39:09.260 want to like it's indoctrinating you it's like that's where i'm like not necessarily fully all

00:39:13.800 for it but yeah i got like the whole twitch gambling thing i'm like i don't blame anyone 0.96

00:39:17.980 you get offered four million dollars a month to play some slots like fucking do it bro that's not 0.84

00:39:22.020 not your responsibility now twitch maybe should you know that can be their problem to solve but 0.97

00:39:26.900 it's been interesting to watch yeah it's but it's not the i don't blame the creators at all

00:39:30.500 unless they're literally sitting there going gamble kids gamble well you've seen train well

00:39:35.440 you've seen train he's a psycho go go in the opposite direction like it's it's and it's been

00:39:41.600 this like strange you know thing to watch because he's sitting there saying yo do not do this you

00:39:48.360 do not do what i'm doing right now you will lose all your money and you will lose your livelihood

00:39:51.700 right but everybody wants to watch him do it because it's crazy you dropped out of high school

00:40:00.140 crazy at 15 yeah what's like a freak i mean there's a lot more common here i would say like

00:40:05.580 especially if you leave the cities like where my girlfriend's from here all the city all the city

00:40:10.500 kids go to uni but i think there's a lot more respect for trades and like construction work

00:40:15.180 here so like it is a very viable career option at 16 but i just did it early it's super early dude

00:40:20.660 I just, I was, I feel like you would know this though.

00:40:23.360 It was like school isn't for everyone.

00:40:24.880 That's true.

00:40:25.220 Right. 1.00

00:40:25.980 I was considered a fucking moron. 1.00

00:40:27.900 Right. 1.00

00:40:28.040 I was like a very bad student.

00:40:29.500 I never did anything.

00:40:30.640 But then as soon as I found something I loved, you know, like so switched on for it.

00:40:33.940 Like as soon as I found like content creation, I absorbed knowledge.

00:40:37.200 I was obsessed with it.

00:40:38.440 I would consider myself reasonably intelligent.

00:40:40.380 But when it came to school, I was just not for me. 0.99

00:40:41.620 I got bullied all the fucking time. 1.00

00:40:42.800 It was just a dog shit experience. 1.00

00:40:44.120 Okay. 1.00

00:40:44.360 So that was, that was, that was a good path for you.

00:40:46.720 Yeah, no, it was the right thing. 1.00

00:40:47.760 And I was just, my dad's like, fuck school for you, bro. 1.00

00:40:49.600 You just come and work with me. 0.99

00:40:50.660 Okay, but then when did you make the switch to being a creator?

00:40:53.800 Because that's a big leap as well.

00:40:55.160 Oh, that was so weird.

00:40:56.400 Scary.

00:40:56.500 So my first videos, I love the slow-mo guys.

00:40:59.260 I was friends with them.

00:41:00.060 Oh, yeah.

00:41:01.180 So I ended up like, I had a decent job, decent wage.

00:41:04.320 So I ended up buying my own slow-mo camera, like a really shitty little one.

00:41:06.620 What was the FPS? 0.99

00:41:07.700 Oh, fuck, if I remember. 0.99

00:41:08.800 I think it would do like 2,500, but it'd be like. 1.00

00:41:10.820 Oh, that's slow.

00:41:11.200 It'd be like. 0.99

00:41:11.980 Shit lighting. 1.00

00:41:12.620 Oh, this was like six, eight, or fucking nine years ago. 0.99

00:41:16.040 Those are your first videos, right? 0.88

00:41:17.900 Yeah, I was just smashing stuff with machines on the job site.

00:41:19.960 and it was so weird

00:41:20.820 me sitting there

00:41:21.440 trying to do intros

00:41:22.180 and stuff

00:41:22.640 if you

00:41:23.220 I'm trying to think

00:41:24.580 if there's like

00:41:25.280 it would

00:41:27.300 I think I

00:41:27.740 they're on my old channel

00:41:28.940 they're on my old 0.98

00:41:29.600 that's a fucking great video 0.98

00:41:30.800 by the way 0.99

00:41:31.240 no I'd just sit there

00:41:33.480 and

00:41:34.000 sort of

00:41:34.940 I'd be doing the intro

00:41:35.800 very nervous

00:41:36.720 very like first video ever

00:41:37.820 and there'd just be a bunch

00:41:38.720 of the old blokes

00:41:39.260 sitting over there

00:41:39.780 watching me do it

00:41:40.380 oh no way

00:41:40.880 it'd be so hard

00:41:42.020 I hate that

00:41:43.080 I was on TV 1.00

00:41:43.620 those videos are dog shit 1.00

00:41:44.840 don't watch that one 1.00

00:41:45.620 but like

00:41:46.000 I hate shooting in front of people

00:41:48.180 I can send you links

00:41:48.960 to like the actual clips later if you want but um if you had to go back and and shoot an intro in

00:41:53.740 front of the construction squad now would things be different well they're all probably like 0.90

00:41:57.940 fucking dead now honestly i don't know they all what's the average life expectancy for a 1.00

00:42:02.900 construction worker i think someone in dubbo new south wales dubbo shout out uh fuck bro those old 1.00

00:42:08.000 tradies they ain't getting past 60 yeah they're rough bro you know honestly i i've worked in that 0.99

00:42:13.800 space before in the past i was a land surveyor and i had actually worked on those sites and any

00:42:19.080 day now when i have when i feel like ah shit i don't want to create content i don't i think back

00:42:24.880 to putting on those boots when it was 22 degrees outside and having to go to the job site and have 0.99

00:42:30.080 some fucking asshole screaming at and it's like bro there's never a day now where i'm like ever 0.99

00:42:36.200 i was a concrete man 40 the great 40 celsius like awful weather uh never never never again 1.00

00:42:42.680 and you're just so grateful now right oh for sure i i think back i would say like and i don't know 0.96

00:42:48.760 like there is sometimes an appeal to not having to worry about shit like you got so much going on 0.87

00:42:55.380 you're always under the pressure you're always under the pump there was something nice about 0.99

00:42:59.420 you just wake up you just do your shit and then you go home you don't five p.m you know it five 0.99

00:43:05.060 p.m when you punch that thing it's over like you can't switch off anymore like you never leave this 0.99

00:43:10.880 world anymore there's no like oh weekends just doesn't happen and like that's not to complain

00:43:16.440 but it is obviously like a grass is greener thing sometimes when you think about it yep that 0.93

00:43:20.300 fuck i'd like not have to be just like worried about i mean then obviously people worried about 0.98

00:43:25.300 fucking feeding their families and shit there i guess levels to this game but still there is some 0.99

00:43:29.320 benefits to just clocking in and clocking out like there's nothing wrong with it find your 1.00

00:43:34.340 passion elsewhere you know do you have a longer term plan that right now i'm always curious how

00:43:40.960 how people who are in your occupation scale i think that's where i'm at right now figuring

00:43:46.220 that out and that's where like i think at the end of 2020 i was at the top of my game i think in 0.95

00:43:50.800 2020 i'd average 20 million views of video or something for the whole year something stupid

00:43:55.220 but i was at the top of my game and i was thinking a lot about okay how do i level this up and then 0.96

00:44:00.460 2021 was like the worst year of my life just everything fucking went wrong lost friends 0.65

00:44:04.060 figuratively literally like you know whatever went to more funerals than ever so it like 0.78

00:44:07.740 distracted me like broke that rhythm i feel like you would know like being in a creative 0.63

00:44:11.600 you feel like you got momentum i lost all my momentum and shit like i was like my office 0.89

00:44:15.900 like we had so many covert lockdowns here all of a sudden i was just locked in my room all day 0.83

00:44:19.340 instead of being in the office and whatnot so then after the end of 2021 i was like out of my rhythm

00:44:23.820 so i spent all of 2022 just like traveling collabing with people and i've just been trying

00:44:28.320 to figure out what's how to get back in that rhythm i think i think that's good i think it's

00:44:32.320 a good way to do it i always encourage people to just go out do stuff try new things like

00:44:37.080 challenge yourself meet people who knows what conversation you'll have that inspires some sort 0.90

00:44:42.820 of uh i mean anything really evolution yeah oh i'm talking to jimmy about that shit right like 0.99

00:44:47.880 you'll you always leave a conversation with him feeling like you're a worm like you've done 0.97

00:44:51.220 nothing bro i was with casey neistat jimmy in south africa and uh beast was telling me just 0.80

00:44:57.860 about some of the stuff he's doing how he's doing it how he's hiring and in my head i was like

00:45:02.720 i know i do a lot and i'm like doing pretty well i have very but that kid makes me feel 0.97

00:45:08.660 this big he makes me feel like i'm doing shit and the case is the same thing no he's crazy

00:45:14.600 i feel like i feel like i feel like prime changed that i really do i feel like prime changed that

00:45:23.280 I feel like you were I feel like it was like you and it was Jimmy and then Prime came out and now

00:45:28.500 it's like Prime and then everything else which is at which is and obviously different verticals 0.62

00:45:34.020 but it's like this is a fucking rocket ship well I appreciate you saying that but Jimmy I don't 0.64

00:45:39.660 mean in any kind of way no you know you're I hear the sentiment I think I think Jimmy hasn't had 0.97

00:45:46.500 the blessing of doing this for as long as I have so I was able to be a bit more strategic and

00:45:52.740 smarter about what i'm putting my name on and the decisions i'm making in the business world

00:45:56.940 jimmy's younger than me he's so young bro that's what it makes me feel so bad 25 he's 25 he has

00:46:03.260 that young mentality that hustle but with my dad always said this growing up and i hated him for

00:46:08.920 but goddamn experience is invaluable invaluable especially when it comes to storytelling and 0.99

00:46:14.300 workshopping marketing i knew this was going to work as long as so fucking good at promoting that 0.99

00:46:19.920 you are so good at it 0.96

00:46:21.340 that's my secret weapon 1.00

00:46:22.380 you are a psycho at it 1.00

00:46:24.160 I'm a marketer bro 1.00

00:46:25.560 I just happen to have

00:46:26.160 two really good products

00:46:27.280 it's unreal

00:46:28.720 I think it does

00:46:30.720 I think when I first

00:46:32.820 tried Prime

00:46:33.380 I took one sip

00:46:34.180 and it's on camera

00:46:35.180 it was on Vicstar's channel

00:46:36.540 I took one sip 1.00

00:46:37.220 I'm like fuck these guys 1.00

00:46:38.200 they're gonna be 1.00

00:46:39.160 so fucking rich 0.98

00:46:40.300 they're gonna be 0.99

00:46:41.240 so much fucking money 0.98

00:46:42.540 it's not about the money 1.00

00:46:43.400 it's about hydration

00:46:44.200 Prime hydration

00:46:44.980 20 calories

00:46:46.040 2 grams of sugar

00:46:47.020 I know you primed out

00:46:48.200 I was like the one thing

00:46:48.960 I saw before I came here

00:46:49.900 here was a reddit post of someone that turned the prime bottle into a fleshlight that was the one

00:46:53.420 thing i wanted to talk about we saw him at the ufc oh really he brought him five minutes later

00:46:59.640 we're all fucking prime bottles in the bathroom i'm sorry what i mean have you considered that 0.94

00:47:04.140 did you say flashlight or no flashlight it's a little deep so people are really fucking with 0.99

00:47:10.100 prime bro oh yeah that was good that was good they're really doing now we weren't having sex

00:47:16.040 with the bottles disclaimer i mean there's nothing wrong with it it's just like the tubing if that's

00:47:19.580 what you're into and you gotta you know what were you saying i was just gonna give a little bit of

00:47:23.800 background to the story because because i think it's interesting for other people who want to try

00:47:28.420 to do what what that kid did oh what make a flashlight no it's oh no oh my god and and how

00:47:34.820 do you and how do you actually get it to the person so what happened was that kid found me

00:47:40.200 the night before and he went and what he did was basically like a like a rim job for ksi like he

00:47:47.380 found a loose you know associate worked him first and then kind of like worked his way in which is

00:47:52.620 how you should do it if you're gonna do this right so he found me at the club he came up to me and he

00:47:57.900 told me all about how he was building these prime fleshlights he had spent weeks and weeks and weeks

00:48:01.540 jesus building these things and they had branding and everything so then i'm at i'm at this ufc event

00:48:06.680 and i see this kid that i'd seen at the club the night before dressed in stolen ufc security

00:48:12.480 outfits oh really and with a camera and he came up to me and he said hey mate it's me from last

00:48:18.620 night i snuck my way into this event i'm not supposed to be here you're not gonna snitch on

00:48:23.900 me are you and i said no i'm not gonna snitch on you he goes can you bring me to jj i said

00:48:30.320 let me see the product he showed it to me they were gorgeous i said come with me

00:48:36.000 He gave it a little run

00:48:39.040 I said come with me

00:48:40.760 And I brought him to JJ

00:48:41.640 And they got their video, their Reddit, their TikTok

00:48:44.220 And all that and that's how that happened

00:48:45.920 It is wild

00:48:48.400 If you go into the bathroom

00:48:50.660 With your fleshlight prime

00:48:52.960 And you insert yourself

00:48:55.180 In your bottle

00:48:55.980 Does that mean you're in your prime?

00:49:00.360 That was good

00:49:00.860 I'm glad I was here to witness that

00:49:03.460 I appreciate that

00:49:05.160 no i think it's i'm definitely keep yourself hydrated

00:49:13.120 i'm definitely in the part of my career where i'm trying to figure out like because i've made

00:49:18.720 a game that was a very stressful experience it's very cool but and like doing business things

00:49:23.340 like i've been very successful in other business like real estate and stuff like that but i think

00:49:28.500 i i just feel like there's so much untapped potential obviously having that you have a

00:49:32.060 cheat code you have a cheat code i think with you know when you do prime like you said with

00:49:36.500 the promotion and stuff for it i think because the story dude the story of me and jade that was

00:49:41.820 unreal that was the cheat code that was the cheat code i got a partner i got a partner who's

00:49:45.860 incredible we were on this that showed this morning and i don't like we see each other every

00:49:51.640 now and then we're in the group chats and stuff we're workshopping and stuff but we just have 0.66

00:49:55.580 fucking chemistry it's crazy he's the cheat code he's also just so good to make videos with he's 0.75

00:50:00.620 great like the first podcast i did was with him and i don't know within 10 minutes i don't know 0.99

00:50:06.100 if there's necessarily chemistry but like we're both just laughing at this video of a head going 1.00

00:50:09.360 in vagina on this big screen it was just like we bonded over just like the most fucked up shit 1.00

00:50:13.280 that we're talking about he's great bro it was a good time you got your own fortnight skin i do 1.00

00:50:17.320 jealous of that that's cool that was that's that's gotta be like the highlight for sure

00:50:21.280 that's the coolest thing that's awesome so you were playing yourself yeah no i've got my like

00:50:26.820 creator code now in the game like my one tattoo no way that's the that's the one thing i'll promo

00:50:31.880 how does it how does it work like do you get a split of the sales skin was weird the skin was

00:50:37.700 a whole different beast i think with like split because like fortnite has creator codes in general

00:50:43.140 like you just put the code in you get five percent of whatever people buy with your codes okay they

00:50:47.540 kind of i don't want to say scam because i'm very appreciative of them adding it thank you fortnite

00:50:51.400 they paved the way but that's not but but no it like expires every 14 days so people got to keep

00:50:56.300 re-entering it it's like a whole fucking thing so people don't really use it anymore but with 0.77

00:50:59.800 the skin it's like you didn't get it i don't know how much i can actually say but you don't really 0.90

00:51:04.180 get you don't really get a cut it's different when like mainstream celebrities do it i think

00:51:07.920 but you don't actually get a cut of the skin sales you get a cut of still when people use

00:51:12.800 your code to buy the thing but it's like a bigger cut so it's a little bit of okay but i'm not

00:51:18.160 complaining anything thank you fortnite but what if they have vbucks already uh it doesn't matter

00:51:22.600 like you just like proportionate just like they spend the v bucks on no i'm saying if they don't

00:51:27.400 type in your code but they don't put the code in when they buy the v bucks they put the code in

00:51:31.560 when they spend the v bucks gotcha gotcha so that's how you get your cut of the money which

00:51:35.040 seems tactical so you you're calling this you're calling this fortnight skin

00:51:40.900 top notch number one that's definitely the high oh yeah you don't think being in a hollywood 0.93

00:51:47.920 a-list fucking movie my three voice lines it doesn't matter you're in free guy with ryan 0.92

00:51:55.080 reynolds oh my god yeah there's two people that followed me on twitter and instagram that i think 0.99

00:52:02.160 uh the highlight was when ryan reynolds followed me and when tom brady followed me so like doing

00:52:05.700 the movie was very cool wait a second i missed this what part of the movie was it the part where

00:52:11.120 they all the

00:52:11.920 it's during that

00:52:15.120 where he becomes

00:52:15.700 like Captain America

00:52:16.520 apparently it's just 1.00

00:52:17.700 a big like fucking 0.98

00:52:18.760 this at the very 0.99

00:52:20.060 at the end

00:52:20.740 look at me go

00:52:21.460 it's actually quite

00:52:23.260 oh yeah

00:52:24.580 I was surprised

00:52:25.740 at how much

00:52:26.340 actually put in

00:52:27.000 because we

00:52:27.280 I went

00:52:27.660 I think I was the only

00:52:28.660 person that filmed on set

00:52:29.980 right

00:52:30.240 I think everyone else

00:52:30.820 just filmed in their setups

00:52:31.700 but I was already in America

00:52:32.580 so I was like 0.99

00:52:33.220 fuck yeah 0.99

00:52:33.660 once in a lifetime thing 0.99

00:52:35.360 put me in the movie

00:52:36.080 dude you're

00:52:37.200 did they use your name

00:52:38.300 or did they give you

00:52:39.040 yeah

00:52:39.300 no it's like

00:52:40.440 got all the names and stuff and you guys got like a little bit of uh pre-marketing as well i there

00:52:45.780 was so much buzz about that yeah no i think like i've made so much random ass like jokes and content

00:52:51.500 because he's got like there's a deadpool skin in fortnite right calling me my best friend and 0.98

00:52:56.360 shit or whatever dumb jokes i was making like the amount of free advertising and shit was 0.97

00:53:00.000 for just from putting the creators in was massive so you got that you've got the fortnite skin and 0.99

00:53:05.060 then what about world boss that is that is cool that's cool games are tough games are very tough

00:53:10.720 i think it's like you make prime it's like i guess like you had that product like straight

00:53:16.040 away right like how long did that take to like games take years and like we're still developing

00:53:20.120 it and it's like the response is really cool and people really get behind it but at the same time

00:53:24.700 when you're competing with fortnight you're competing with call of duty you're competing

00:53:27.620 with all these massive games like it is a process to compete the key is the partners i guess that's

00:53:32.900 the other cheat code we were only able to get this in retail stores which is the other cheat

00:53:37.380 code as fast as we could because of our partners who are manufacturing and making it fulfilling

00:53:41.900 like like i imagine making a game is you have you have to have a killer team yeah no the the game

00:53:48.820 devs are great i think it's just with gaming it's just so hard to just nail it like there's so many

00:53:53.460 little things but like it's just i think the base of the game is great and we're getting there but

00:53:57.480 it's just it's so hard to just instantly launch finished product instantly for sure like you can

00:54:01.460 get people to try it but like to get people addicted to playing your game is like a very

00:54:04.960 difficult task so hard i can promote it as much as possible but it's like they're not going to

00:54:09.880 endlessly just play it because i say hey yeah play the game no no the product has to have a life of

00:54:15.340 its own it's got to have like that's what we're building it's just like with games you launch

00:54:18.580 early access it's like if you give people one shot of prime and say yeah the bottle's coming

00:54:22.280 in a year yeah yeah it's it's really tough it's really hard and i but i've learned so much from

00:54:27.480 that experience and i'm like just you know we'll see i guess gta 6 i would like that game to come

00:54:34.880 out those when is that game no it'll never come out bro they make too much money it'll never come

00:54:41.180 out okay so gta 5 still makes how much money does gta 5 make online would be still making tens of

00:54:50.460 millions of dollars like and it's free for them they're just free printing like 100 hundreds of

00:54:54.360 millions a year probably like free it is the most insane thing we are in a world now where with games

00:55:00.240 they don't give a fuck about i mean there is still obviously you've seen quite a few games right

00:55:05.040 even the hogwarts game that comes out you see go to war and stuff like people still want to play 0.91

00:55:08.660 these big six play games whatever approximately 25 million every 10 days that's one billion dollars

00:55:13.860 a year 15 grand every 10 minutes bro on a game that hasn't been updated or sorry it's been out

00:55:21.080 three years it's unreal one billion a year but i think it's like you see with fortnite now everyone

00:55:26.300 just wants to make the game that they can sell you market transactions on yeah that's the model

00:55:30.420 because that's the only way to make money people don't want to spend 60 bucks for a game anymore

00:55:33.280 like they still do if it's like you spend 200 million dollars to make the game maybe but how

00:55:37.220 much does fortnite make a year they make more than ever did fortnite slow down uh in viewership

00:55:43.500 massively i've barely played it for the last year what about uh players are still like the biggest

00:55:47.740 game in the world really 5.8 billion for the generated 5.8 billion in 2021 yeah it did its

00:55:54.740 biggest year last year oh my god in 2022 2018 to 2021 5.4 billion 3.7 billion 5.1 billion 5.8

00:56:04.180 just absolutely i love fortnite yo that's that that's actually crazy that's that's insane so

00:56:10.080 that's like the thing what's on no it is right though business of apps.com it is what happened

00:56:16.500 in 20 what happened in 2019 um i think there was like the biggest hype of the first year which is

00:56:21.200 2018 yep and then you know it sort of slowed down a little bit but still biggest game in the world

00:56:25.900 far and away but they now they've perfected how to monetize it so you see all the marvel skins

00:56:29.580 you see all the star wars skins 2020 was the first year they started really doing the crazy 0.93

00:56:33.120 big shit collabs baby i bought a lot of skins this year bro it's like they steal so much of

00:56:38.020 my money i spent so use your own code so you get five percent back code laser code laser 0.96

00:56:43.580 got a guy there's a guy with um that has the er and because kids with all respect thanks for 0.78

00:56:50.300 watching but they're fucking stupid right so they all spell it with the er right well if you had 0.84

00:56:55.720 told them i can spell it out in the videos for two ways two ways but like i don't know how much 0.99

00:57:02.800 that guy's made but i oh man i can't get his code taken off him because apparently he has like he

00:57:07.400 had like an instagram page with like 100 followers or something so like respect to him whatever it's

00:57:12.020 his hustle but he had an actual page so i couldn't get the code like this is clearly imitating me in

00:57:17.340 some way but i reckon he's making millions oh my god that's so messed up he could be over

00:57:23.820 taking the court bro nah nah but they won't tell me who he is i don't know his page but i just know

00:57:28.280 he's got like a very they say you won't know who he is mysterious but they won't tell me how much

00:57:32.240 he's made they also yeah no but he's made millions i reckon i've retired his lineage

00:57:36.460 are you doing or focused on anything involving the metaverse i was or ai stuff um i've invested

00:57:45.180 in a couple things if we want to go into crypto world but we actually don't yeah we're gonna

00:57:51.320 actually skip that what about youtube boxing you ever thought about that um i've had one career

00:57:55.480 fight my life and i got knocked the fuck out so yeah where who'd you fight i mean to be fair i

00:58:00.020 never saw the guy i was on the dance floor dancing with a lovely lady you know she had at the beach 0.84

00:58:03.820 coma hotel most dangerous club in new south wales um just i was like 18 19 just having a good time 0.70

00:58:09.340 fucking wasted and a massive brawl starts on the dance floor as used to happen just superman 0.89

00:58:13.680 punched behind i get i wake up cold car carried out by a big mary security guard cuddling me like 0.99

00:58:19.820 a teddy bear and my face just covered in blood why did i jump the fence and got back in was like

00:58:24.620 wait why did you get hit i don't know just punchable face or he just like saw his mates 0.98

00:58:28.400 in a fight in front of you's like fuck let's start throwing people used like that is i used 0.99

00:58:33.320 to walk out of that club just fights everywhere it's just the culture no way australians are 1.00

00:58:36.900 crazy man the only other time i've been in close with fire is when i got glassed but i didn't

00:58:40.520 really fight back so glassed yeah glasser in my head oh did you get a bad cut uh you can't say 0.63

00:58:47.300 anymore but it split my whole face oh it hits you yeah i thought i was gonna die did the bottle

00:58:52.740 break uh it was like a thick like uh like drinking glass like one of those like you put like a yeah

00:58:58.920 like whiskey or something mine was a beer bottle and it it hit right here and just the thing about

00:59:05.440 getting hit in the head with a bottle a lot of blood is there's the blood the amount of blood

00:59:10.180 is mind-blowing because you have so many capillaries in your head and it's basically

00:59:15.100 like an explosion and i was i got this this girl i was in an argument with her boyfriend it was

00:59:20.020 actually christmas eve i don't know why i was at a house party on christmas eve and the girl

00:59:24.440 through a Bud Light bottle and the bottom side of it the edge of the bottom smashed directly into

00:59:31.480 my head I was walking around the house unsure of what to do asking people for towels draining I

00:59:38.600 mean I mean pools full pools of blood it's wild especially if you've had like I had like I don't

00:59:44.480 drink much but I had like one drink so like your blood and that's the other thing correct but yeah

00:59:49.020 it's just like some angry dude went to court and everything but I'm not gonna I can't go into

00:59:52.240 details but just like yeah you go to jail uh yeah i'm a community just i think it was like

00:59:57.360 no details no no you can't tell you can google that part you can google that part i think but

01:00:01.600 um yeah just like shattered on my head just i thought i was gonna die because i'd never been

01:00:05.220 i didn't even know what i hit with i thought i got hit with like a full frozen can of coke

01:00:08.460 um i didn't know nothing really hole in my head no nothing really happens you it's that's actually

01:00:15.740 the funny part about it like i was like laughing about it and no one was laughing because like i

01:00:20.240 once it happens to you, you know that that's

01:00:22.780 the situation. Like when your head starts to bleed,

01:00:24.720 it just bleeds like that. Is that that one photo

01:00:26.940 that we always... Yeah, where it's all

01:00:28.860 over my... Is that really that photo?

01:00:30.660 I got a funny, it's a

01:00:32.960 crazy photo where I'm laughing in the

01:00:34.800 photo holding this thing on my head and it's

01:00:36.540 covered in blood. Were you on drugs?

01:00:39.480 It's probably

01:00:39.900 something like that. No, I had

01:00:42.280 just gotten clean, but I was

01:00:44.400 at a party though. It was like 2011

01:00:46.460 or something like that. Now, as soon as I

01:00:48.620 knew I wasn't going to die, I was just funny. 0.91

01:00:50.240 yeah there's just like fans there that got all on snapchat and shit and i'm just like well you 0.88

01:00:54.120 also like this is this is gonna sound fucked up but like as as life goes on when you get used to 0.92

01:01:01.940 bleeding and being injured you you you know when you're badly injured or not badly injured and so 0.88

01:01:08.240 for the average person out there like for example when jake gets hit in a fight and his nose starts

01:01:12.620 bleeding which it does right the average person is like oh this is bad but for jake he just knows

01:01:17.320 i need pressure and i need to get into the corner for five seconds and i'm good yeah you know what

01:01:21.040 i'm saying so it's like short of like a a limb hanging off like i'm kind of just still hanging 0.98

01:01:25.900 yeah see no i'm a pussy i'm not used to bleeding what's the greatest knockout you ever seen in real 0.93

01:01:30.160 life like not not even you just like witnessed it what is the greatest knockout you know and boys 0.99

01:01:36.020 think i don't want to glorify him bro like street fights are fucking bad i don't want to glorify 0.87

01:01:40.380 he's a good lad you're a good lad i just i so many people just getting planted under the ground 0.91

01:01:45.600 on the street specifically the beachcomber hotel in tookie did you have a friend when you were 0.97

01:01:50.400 growing up that was the all of them all of them i had one fucking crazy as fuckers i had one friend 0.98

01:01:56.080 brandon kazurski that would clear that would just clear multiple people in every brawl we got into 0.97

01:02:00.740 and it was fun to watch him because he would he would clear three to four people per fight

01:02:05.560 one shot he just had this this haymaker that would just rock people and you just watch him

01:02:10.980 dropped, dropped, dropped, dropped.

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