Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Lindsey Fishman Calls Clavicular UGLY, Exposes MGK DM, Admits to Dating A Hollywood Elite

00:00:00.000 Hey what's up I'm Tony Gonzalez and I'm October Gonzalez but you can call me Toby. We want you to

00:00:04.680 join us on our new podcast No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez. We get real about

00:00:10.100 marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about but just

00:00:15.260 don't say out loud. You're probably just gonna be some rich guy and he's gonna whisk you away and

00:00:18.760 listen to No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez on the iHeartRadio app,

00:00:25.160 apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast actually if you're watching this rotten hell 0.76

00:00:34.080 like i hate you and stay away from all my friends and stop talking about me and stop 0.99

00:00:38.160 stalking my linkedin i have linkedin premium for this to watch you to find you i won't kill you 0.98

00:00:44.740 though that's very nice of you rest in peace

00:00:55.160 you're from chicago right i'm from cleveland but i was living here for like did you say cleveland

00:01:03.460 yeah i said cleveland scoot up scoot in what the hello are you rolling

00:01:08.560 wait can i be really quick yeah but we're gonna we're leaving it in the episode if you're

00:01:15.240 okay with it hopefully this is a new addition to my lifestyle this is this is gonna be good

00:01:21.280 I can tell.

00:01:22.160 Help me.

00:01:23.160 What do you mean?

00:01:23.640 This is the most hungover person in the world right here, dude.

00:01:26.460 Thank you for acknowledging this.

00:01:27.560 She's cooked.

00:01:28.620 Seriously.

00:01:29.300 She texted me at 3.48 a.m. and said, don't worry.

00:01:32.740 I'll make it to the top of the room.

00:01:35.380 I was the one that was worrying at that point, actually.

00:01:38.000 I'll be ready for tomorrow.

00:01:39.280 Don't worry.

00:01:39.820 Let me see the time.

00:01:40.320 3.48 a.m., dude.

00:01:42.740 Wow.

00:01:43.640 Unprompted, dude.

00:01:44.660 She was deep at radius listening to John Summer, her favorite performer in the world.

00:01:50.700 He has this new song, it's like, don't believe, have you heard it?

00:01:53.960 Probably, yeah.

00:01:54.640 Well, the beginning of it, nobody has caught on to this, like the woman's voice, she's

00:01:57.940 a beautiful singer, but kind of sounds like fratty, so I keep singing the song in this

00:02:01.820 like frat voice, and I can't get it out of my head, so you should have come, so you could

00:02:05.420 hear all my videos that are on my phone too, it's like me and this frat voice just sounding 1.00

00:02:09.200 like a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:02:09.940 I'm like, shut up, shut up, put the phone down, like have fun. 1.00

00:02:12.860 I couldn't do Radius last night, it's such a, it's like, it's like Chicago's like rave 0.99

00:02:17.560 place.

00:02:18.360 Did you go out?

00:02:18.560 It's literally Burger Con.

00:02:19.380 No, I just got in at like 11.30 and I was working on the show, our vlog that was shot the other day where I'm practicing being a father.

00:02:28.040 So I was working on all...

00:02:28.700 Excuse me?

00:02:29.440 Yeah.

00:02:29.760 You're settling down?

00:02:30.740 Well, I wanted the option, so I've gotten off testosterone.

00:02:34.700 What are your options?

00:02:36.620 Who are your options?

00:02:38.840 Anyone.

00:02:39.900 Anyone?

00:02:40.640 Yeah.

00:02:41.000 I don't really see any obstacles.

00:02:44.020 If I like it, I can have it.

00:02:45.840 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:46.340 Okay, so you're about to be a dad?

00:02:48.620 I'm kidding.

00:02:49.600 I mean, I don't know.

00:02:50.440 I haven't figured that part out yet.

00:02:52.000 No, but I've been on testosterone for the past.

00:02:56.060 I've been on testosterone for the past five years.

00:02:58.600 So when the liquid comes out, it hasn't had any people in it.

00:03:07.980 Excuse me?

00:03:08.520 Well, I'm trying to make it.

00:03:10.380 I'm trying to facilitate for YouTube.

00:03:12.960 That's a crazy way to say that.

00:03:14.820 You know when the whipped cream comes out?

00:03:15.860 Drano, you got a whiteboard?

00:03:17.620 The cream comes out.

00:03:18.980 Yes, correct.

00:03:19.740 When the cream comes out, it's sugar-free.

00:03:23.540 Mm-hmm.

00:03:24.220 Do you already hear what I'm saying?

00:03:26.040 The testosterone kills the sperm.

00:03:28.340 I don't produce any.

00:03:29.340 So I had to get off of it.

00:03:30.440 Now I've been off.

00:03:31.100 It's why my arms look a little deflated compared to normal.

00:03:34.200 Are they supposed to be bigger because of the—

00:03:35.820 Oh, so you were on steroids.

00:03:37.820 Yes.

00:03:38.400 Okay.

00:03:39.080 There you go.

00:03:39.580 You got that part.

00:03:40.160 Is that safe for YouTube?

00:03:43.200 It's legal.

00:03:44.240 Prescribed by a doctor and used under care and supervision, yes.

00:03:47.320 Isn't, like, steroids a very controversial thing?

00:03:51.020 It's become less controversial because people are starting to see the safety and benefits and efficacy of it, including Pete Hegseth.

00:04:00.440 I don't know.

00:04:01.580 Who wants every armed service member who's over the age of 40 to be tested for testosterone deficiency so that you, too, can join the high test club.

00:04:11.100 And, boy, is it a nice place to be.

00:04:13.040 I'll tell you guys that.

00:04:13.500 Nothing that has a nickname of Roids sounds safe.

00:04:16.040 If it has a nickname, it's not safe.

00:04:18.020 Should we cover the fact that we have armed forces members,

00:04:21.500 service members from the U.S. Army?

00:04:23.340 100%.

00:04:23.740 Can we pan the camera, please?

00:04:26.680 Here in the audience, watching the show right now,

00:04:30.220 what an absolute honor and blessing to be able to be in the presence

00:04:34.740 of these brave men.

00:04:36.880 It looks like just men and women of the armed forces.

00:04:39.620 There's women there, but they're not.

00:04:41.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:41.560 Okay, anyways.

00:04:42.300 Or are you?

00:04:44.140 Spouses.

00:04:44.580 Oh, amazing.

00:04:45.600 Also very important role

00:04:47.660 Shout out to the

00:04:48.320 Oh amazing

00:04:50.380 Dylan was saying that her hat

00:04:53.920 Is potentially considered stolen valor

00:04:55.820 Yeah I guess so

00:05:00.160 You're about to be hung over

00:05:01.140 I'm so sorry

00:05:01.980 She walked in

00:05:03.780 And just immediately saluted them

00:05:06.120 I got scared a little bit

00:05:09.440 I felt bad 0.55

00:05:10.600 That might be a good place to start

00:05:13.500 conversations around your panic attacks and anxiety.

00:05:15.820 Wait, wait, wait.

00:05:16.320 I gotta...

00:05:17.520 No.

00:05:19.040 Let me do an intro.

00:05:19.860 I gotta get an intro.

00:05:20.740 Okay.

00:05:21.620 Today's guest went from a corporate 9 to 5

00:05:23.700 to one of the internet's favorite

00:05:25.200 tell-it-like-it-is girls.

00:05:26.600 Blown up with videos about dating, 0.97

00:05:28.140 men, and everything went wrong

00:05:29.440 with talking to guys from Chicago.

00:05:31.360 Give it up for Lindsay Fishman.

00:05:33.960 It's me.

00:05:35.620 Oh, my God.

00:05:36.780 I've never had a room of people clap for me before.

00:05:39.400 Yes, you have.

00:05:40.400 You do stand-up.

00:05:42.280 You're right.

00:05:43.500 Wait, I actually did it the other day.

00:05:46.640 It went well.

00:05:47.380 On Trevor's show, right?

00:05:48.940 I did it on Trevor's show.

00:05:50.120 Yes, I told all new jokes, and people actually laughed at me.

00:05:55.740 In a good way, though.

00:05:56.540 You're funny.

00:05:57.840 Thank you so much.

00:05:58.420 You're hilarious, actually.

00:05:59.600 I'm working on it.

00:06:00.100 Well, actually, I've been this way, but I'm working on doing it in front of people.

00:06:03.380 Refining it.

00:06:04.080 Refining it, yes.

00:06:05.160 I'm making it a craft.

00:06:06.820 I love that.

00:06:07.820 Thank you very much.

00:06:07.940 Because if you're someone who's naturally funny, like Mike should be doing stand-up,

00:06:11.640 because he's naturally funny.

00:06:12.560 Mike should be trying to be a dad

00:06:14.000 You're right

00:06:15.040 Dude

00:06:15.560 Can't I do both at the same time?

00:06:19.580 Hmm

00:06:19.840 No

00:06:20.560 It's just gotta be

00:06:22.080 Somebody's been holding on to that one

00:06:26.280 I was

00:06:27.580 I was

00:06:28.420 Well you were too

00:06:29.760 By way of me

00:06:30.720 We were very early

00:06:32.600 To the Lindsay Fishman wave

00:06:34.240 Okay

00:06:34.680 Yeah

00:06:35.180 Yeah he's

00:06:36.300 I noticed

00:06:36.940 I noticed early

00:06:37.760 At first I was just like

00:06:38.740 Okay

00:06:39.100 This is just another

00:06:40.360 Wow yeah

00:06:40.900 Cute girl online

00:06:42.440 her hair is funny and I like what she's got going on here

00:06:45.580 but then when I watched

00:06:47.120 the content I was like wait a second

00:06:48.900 she's actually great and I called him

00:06:51.020 and my manager you probably remember all this

00:06:53.200 because I called you immediately too

00:06:54.720 and said

00:06:56.780 yo this girl has it

00:06:58.880 whatever the it thing is like she

00:07:00.860 certainly has it and I called you and we talked about

00:07:03.140 like podcasting and all this stuff 0.88

00:07:04.680 and I was like damn I'm really 0.95

00:07:06.300 first to surf this wave 0.93

00:07:09.000 and then I realized T. Wallace

00:07:11.200 was really surfing the waves dude he was he was swimming in it yeah he was six feet deep like 0.94

00:07:17.500 boogie boarding through that shit before anybody else was so that's crazy yeah that was about like

00:07:23.520 um maybe a year ago like around this time i remember i was going to lalapalooza and i was i 0.94

00:07:27.820 was it was the first time i like called you up i was like help i need to go to roof it's just

00:07:31.240 all radius can you do anything i'm like looking back that is the dumbest thing i could have said 0.98

00:07:35.320 Like, how the fuck can Mike help me in this? 0.99

00:07:37.380 No, no, what? 0.97

00:07:38.380 But then you did help me in this.

00:07:41.500 And then I also had a panic attack about a year ago at Radius.

00:07:44.960 Yeah, I texted, like, the Tory, who's the girlfriend of one of the Rufus members, 0.77

00:07:49.940 and I was like, hey, I've got this up-and-coming TikToker outside that I need to get into. 0.91

00:07:55.160 It's like, it's three in the morning.

00:07:56.460 And that's not the only time you've called me from a curb drunk outside of, like, a nightclub

00:08:01.160 and been like, yo, I need help.

00:08:02.560 Remember at Space in Space, Miami?

00:08:04.720 she called me she's like i gotta get in here why mike why yeah why call mike i'm not sure there's

00:08:09.480 something that's safe about him and trusting where he's well he also just puts it out the gate

00:08:16.080 i can do anything if you need anything let me know but then he also sits you down and reinforces

00:08:21.880 this statement where it's like actually seriously if you're here here here boom boom boom i got you 0.93

00:08:26.320 so i'm like okay fuck it like let me take it him up on this so i've done it twice it it's worked 0.95

00:08:31.600 It works 0.99

00:08:32.360 He's in many ways my big brother

00:08:34.560 And what you're describing is wisdom

00:08:36.760 With so many years that he has

00:08:39.500 And when I say so many years

00:08:41.700 I mean

00:08:42.120 He's so old

00:08:43.460 He's ancient

00:08:44.060 And a lot of it's been spent in nightlife and hospitality

00:08:48.620 Which is one of the reasons why I don't have a kid

00:08:51.100 Because I do a lot of my work at 4 in the morning

00:08:53.920 Well that's great

00:08:55.160 That's when the baby wakes up

00:08:56.640 Yeah

00:08:57.000 And maybe I could have one of those kids

00:08:59.540 That wears the funny big headphones

00:09:01.100 out at night. Oh, true. Like, um, Fisher's

00:09:03.160 kid? That's so cute.

00:09:05.580 We, uh, we got one of those,

00:09:07.360 a pair of those headphones for Esme. Yeah.

00:09:09.120 Very, very cute. Yeah.

00:09:11.000 She loves wearing them. Aww.

00:09:12.800 Yeah. Maybe it's in store for you.

00:09:14.980 I just, I just, guys, listen, here's

00:09:16.700 just to touch on it quickly.

00:09:19.320 I am the

00:09:20.280 face of a new movement.

00:09:23.000 Not a movement, but like a failing

00:09:24.760 movement of the human species.

00:09:27.260 We're depopulating the Earth.

00:09:29.000 statistics are showing birth rates are down 20 plus year olds 30 plus year olds they're just not

00:09:33.960 having kids at the rate they were anymore you know anecdotally or as an outlier of course we've got a 1.00

00:09:39.140 couple you know musk muscle-bound meatheads that are actually spawning children right but like dude 1.00

00:09:44.860 people just aren't having kids the way that they used to they're like guys in their 30s are like 0.97

00:09:49.760 i'm in no rush i'm going to abiza and by the way when i say that it's me i'm just channeling my

00:09:55.320 own self right but like pete the birth rate is like really slowing down and i think it has to

00:10:01.520 do with the economy i think it has to do with stress and social media and comparison and

00:10:05.820 people's desire to be to live this like luxurious lifestyle where they compete with other people in

00:10:11.740 their tax bracket that's true it's just a weird time though like because the socioeconomic state

00:10:18.340 of like the united states of america it's like that's not even a possibility for most people 0.91

00:10:21.880 but they're still trying to strive and be there but also like women are the ones that are making 1.00

00:10:26.640 the decision ultimately that are like i don't want to get married to a stupid fuck that's going off 1.00

00:10:30.360 to ibiza every single weekend and they're like making choices for themselves now because they 1.00

00:10:34.340 realize they can and they don't need a man to live their life independently either i think it's more

00:10:38.420 so like in the hands of women now compared to men and that's why things are going down is a part of

00:10:42.480 it i think that i think the entire process is changing as it pertains to like people not only

00:10:48.120 having kids but settling down who they're choosing as partners just the entire dynamic of it is like 0.99

00:10:53.340 completely changing and i'm the whipping boy for it i'm the one that's getting my ass beat 0.81

00:10:58.700 online as this like in person in person yeah right now for not but also for me it's not because i 0.94

00:11:06.120 don't subscribe to this new age thing where people just aren't having kids for that reason i'm just

00:11:11.060 big idiot dude you know i like oversized t-shirts i do like watching dom dolla perform like i don't 0.98

00:11:17.900 know what you want me to say dude i'm a fun loving i'm a fun kind of characteristic is i like to wear 0.99

00:11:22.160 big t-shirts yeah i'm a big t-shirt type of graphic it's like if he's wearing a big t-shirt he's never

00:11:27.140 having a kid remember that time it's for me it's more the graphic on the big t-shirt maybe it's

00:11:32.700 tame impala best band ever but also i think if you wore a big t-shirt and just your underwear

00:11:36.700 then you're winnie the pooh and you're back at square one or humpty dumpty all right remember

00:11:40.200 that time when you fell off the wall and had a great fall and cracked your head open and by the

00:11:44.120 I knew you were going to bring this up.

00:11:45.920 It wasn't in my PDF.

00:11:47.640 Dude, hold on.

00:11:48.920 I got to acknowledge the transitions that just took place there.

00:11:51.620 That was poetic.

00:11:52.920 I told you we need to have a podcast.

00:11:54.460 That was good.

00:11:55.740 He's trying to find a good segue into this. 0.70

00:11:58.020 He's like, Lindsay, can we please talk about the fact that you had a ball sack in the middle of your brain?

00:12:02.560 Like you had a brain tumor.

00:12:03.540 I just wrote a joke about it, actually. 0.98

00:12:05.340 It's taken me a lot of balls to be able to craft something because it's so traumatic.

00:12:08.800 But I finally did it, and that joke was one of the ones I did really well the other day.

00:12:12.620 good comedians the best comedians use their trauma yes as a way to channel with a story

00:12:18.680 they're trying to tell yeah i know it's probably hard for you but like lean into all that yeah but

00:12:23.780 it's in the the same like avenue as journaling but instead of just like writing down all their

00:12:29.440 feelings and like pouring them out yeah something i always notice that i do is i literally talk to

00:12:33.220 the walls like i've done it since i was a kid like hold on a second what well hello you hold

00:12:37.320 on a second what i would talk to the walls like you would actually talk to a wall i think it's

00:12:42.280 just like the yes um it's just the way that my brain works like i have so many thoughts all at

00:12:47.600 once to be able to write something down it doesn't it doesn't get on the paper does it have to be a

00:12:52.000 wall or could it be any object open room dark room are you talking to are you is i'm trying to make

00:12:59.460 the distinction are you talking to yourself or are you talking to the wall well depends on the day

00:13:05.900 it's a figure it depends on if i took my medication i don't think no no i i don't think it is that's

00:13:09.580 it's not a figure of speech at all it's like i'm literally laying in my bed lights are off and i'm

00:13:15.000 pretending in my head that i'm either talking to someone like talking it out talking in front of

00:13:18.480 people talking to like a friend because i've always found myself to be one of those people that

00:13:22.440 keeps everything to themselves until i can't anymore but it's like imagine if i talked to

00:13:27.720 my friend julia or something like that this is what i would tell her instead of just being like

00:13:31.800 a hot mess bawling my eyes out on the floor so no you're you're you're getting reps you're getting

00:13:37.660 reps and also i think like i do think like vocalizing and like practicing and putting

00:13:41.660 whatever out in the universe is good i like that has trevor ever caught you talking to yourself

00:13:46.560 yes and and how does that go down it's usually i mean i just it's like a practice of mine like i

00:13:51.840 do it every single day and everything that i do like it like even if i'm just walking throughout

00:13:57.320 like the kitchen i'm just like talking out loud about everything in my head what i have to do 1.00

00:14:02.020 where i'm going what i'm thinking what i'm angry about wow i'm like fuck that bitch like he's like 0.98

00:14:06.880 me wow wow wow that's really unique that's cool i feel like it lends itself to like your to the 0.99

00:14:13.860 short form content that you create too because one thing like i've really come to notice about

00:14:18.660 you is you generally have i would say either once or twice weekly full-on mental breakdowns

00:14:25.460 like and i'm talking to like fiery last night was one of them right tell me about what happened at

00:14:30.240 2 a.m at radius nightclub i wish i could articulate i don't know last time i was at radius though i

00:14:35.840 had to freak out um and i had to leave and i think like being in the same environment it kind of

00:14:42.620 bled into ptsd yeah almost like ptsd like radius is just the type of place in chicago where it's

00:14:49.240 equivalent to berghain it is so packed it is so hot you wouldn't expect it it's like berghain in 0.95

00:14:53.820 the midwest what the fuck are you talking about go you'll know exactly what i'm talking about

00:14:57.220 three miles deep dark abyss cave john summit put some light it was a good one yesterday it was okay 0.99

00:15:03.200 But I think I just panicked

00:15:05.120 It's so many people

00:15:06.020 So much is going on

00:15:07.760 And I'm

00:15:08.280 Overstimmied

00:15:09.120 Very overstimulated

00:15:10.640 Yeah

00:15:10.920 And then I have like

00:15:11.760 Intrusive thoughts too

00:15:12.640 I'm like oh my god

00:15:13.200 Somebody tried to drug me

00:15:14.060 Somebody put something

00:15:14.620 In my drinks

00:15:15.080 Like that's one of the type

00:15:16.260 Of like OCD anxiety thoughts

00:15:18.080 That I have

00:15:18.660 And then once that's in my head 1.00

00:15:19.960 I'm like fuck it 1.00

00:15:21.100 I'm in a K-hole right now 1.00

00:15:21.980 For no reason

00:15:22.580 Do you have a

00:15:23.160 Do you have a

00:15:24.080 Because you weren't 0.54

00:15:25.840 Actually in a K-hole 0.99

00:15:26.600 No

00:15:27.100 I don't do drugs

00:15:28.380 I have a brain tumor

00:15:29.200 I don't do drugs

00:15:30.160 I hardly drink

00:15:31.160 And I want to talk about that too

00:15:31.660 But everyone else there

00:15:32.940 was in the KO for sure but I was just curious if maybe wait yeah I go up to everyone I'm like

00:15:38.620 excuse me are you okay right now do you see horses I would presume yeah I'm sorry I used

00:15:47.060 to do it in my vlogs it's the entrance for my theme song hey yo I'm sorry I got two shirts up

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00:17:47.780 I'm Tony Gonzalez.

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00:17:50.140 But you can call me Toby.

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00:17:56.200 Where we get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce, and all the nitty gritty stuff we all think about.

00:18:02.180 But just don't say it out loud.

00:18:03.280 I hate that job.

00:18:04.160 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy and he's going to whisk you away and I'll never see you again. 0.95

00:18:09.400 Would you say a D-less actor?

00:18:12.860 D?

00:18:14.840 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

00:18:16.680 No, no, no.

00:18:17.240 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:18:18.860 I'm not even average.

00:18:19.660 I'm not even passing.

00:18:20.600 I'm failing.

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00:18:32.840 Back to the show.

00:18:33.940 Can we revisit the falling story?

00:18:35.680 I don't think we...

00:18:36.520 So I never fell.

00:18:37.260 It wasn't a fall.

00:18:38.000 That was the segue.

00:18:38.980 She had a tumor.

00:18:41.460 Yeah, I had a brain tumor six years ago.

00:18:44.520 Well, I had it removed six years ago.

00:18:45.720 Okay.

00:18:46.200 But now I'm walkie-talking pretty fine, honestly.

00:18:51.060 But it's something that impacts you for the rest of your life.

00:18:53.040 Like, you never fully recover from it.

00:18:54.300 How old were you when that happened?

00:18:56.120 I got sick, I think, like, a week before my 20th birthday.

00:19:04.020 Yeah.

00:19:04.340 Wow.

00:19:04.740 So I was about 20 years old. 0.98

00:19:06.220 And then the joke that I started writing is about, like, the health care system and how it's, like, fucked up. 0.93

00:19:11.060 And how male doctors, especially neurologists, like, don't take women seriously. 0.95

00:19:14.680 they think that they are hypochondriacs and that they they chalk it up to anxiety so it took like

00:19:20.840 eight months for somebody to take me seriously and then i had to wait an entire year because the

00:19:26.500 type of type of tumor that i had was unique and i needed to see a specialist in houston that knew 0.82

00:19:33.560 how to do the surgery and pioneered the like entry route so i wouldn't fucking die 0.62

00:19:37.580 um so it was like two years until i actually got it out of my head and then spent like takes what 0.65

00:19:43.920 four to six years to fully recover from it.

00:19:46.500 So we're on year six.

00:19:47.860 What are, like, the side effects or, like,

00:19:50.040 symptoms that you experience now because of it?

00:19:52.540 A lot of fatigue, chronic fatigue.

00:19:55.320 It's awful, but the best way to fight fatigue

00:19:57.100 is actually, like, if your body is telling you 0.99

00:19:58.760 to, like, lay down and do fuck all. 1.00

00:20:01.560 Careful now. 1.00

00:20:03.140 I tried to cough to not interrupt your speech.

00:20:05.720 You're like, let me be respectful.

00:20:07.140 And then I made it.

00:20:08.720 He, like, spit out a loogie. 1.00

00:20:09.980 You're like, fuck you. 1.00

00:20:12.880 Sorry. 1.00

00:20:13.280 what about the fatigue

00:20:14.700 basically when you feel this like overwhelming exhaustion it is just a side effect of like what

00:20:23.440 you have been through but don't like let yourself succumb to it you have to like get yourself up

00:20:27.920 and out of bed and that's like the best way to actually fight fatigue so that's why i'm always

00:20:31.820 up out and about but a lot of fatigue i have anxiety now i think it's i have a nervous system

00:20:37.500 disorder too that has very much impacted like my day-to-day life and causes severe anxiety it's 0.99

00:20:45.260 just baseline always there um not so much else i mean the nervous system disorder does like fuck

00:20:51.920 with a lot of other things but it's mostly in like episodes that i get four times a year

00:20:56.160 can we see can we what's up can we see it my scar i can show you a picture i'm not taking my hat

00:21:02.680 my head is so great lp lp what does this mean her entire head like i mean from like oh the full 0.99

00:21:09.280 fucking head it's like it's like a zipper like you could take it you could take a brain out 0.99

00:21:14.100 wait did your hair grow back over it or around it like grew back normally but obviously like 1.00

00:21:21.880 the incision side that's never gonna grow hair back but it was my first time ever going out

00:21:27.340 after i had my brain tumor removed and like the back of my head was fucking bald but i had this

00:21:31.660 like patch up here that could kind of cover it and i was out with a couple of my friends in college 0.99

00:21:36.320 my senior year some bitch goes oh my god that girl's weave is so fucking bad her extensions i 0.99

00:21:42.660 can see that she's bald i like whipped around 360 like a fucking owl and i was like fuck did 1.00

00:21:46.960 you just say to me i almost killed the bitch and then she did not expect me to be bald because i 1.00

00:21:51.240 had a fucking brain tumor she's bawling her eyes out i'm like literally suck it up and go suck a 1.00

00:21:54.720 but i was so angry at this let me find it yo you know well she's funny you know when you were 1.00

00:22:02.380 talking about fatigue or she was talking about fatigue and you swung the mic around you knocked 0.94

00:22:06.500 over a prime energy which would actually cure the fatigue oh how fucking crazy like yeah that's 0.85

00:22:13.260 insane here you go oh yeah i told you wow it's like a watermelon oh it really a zipper is pretty 0.53

00:22:24.220 accurate yeah yeah wow it's a lot is it on the screen right now what do you mean can we put it

00:22:30.980 on the show yeah are you sure audience is looking at her right now well she posted wow that's the

00:22:35.340 reason why i even ask her about this stuff yeah she's pretty open about it wow takes a while to

00:22:41.100 be able to talk about it though because you never want to be like pick me choose me love me because

00:22:44.840 i had a brain tumor it's never like an excuse that i want to have that one that one circumvents

00:22:49.660 a lot of that because i because i had a lot of those stories questions with myself when i wrote

00:22:53.580 the book and certain things dude like like dude if you break your toe and you go on a rampage

00:23:02.440 dude you had your head ripped open to have a brain tumor removed and you suffered from it for a long

00:23:07.460 time i think like people people can see through i think it's just hard to like shape it in a way

00:23:13.420 to be like hey look at this this is my story if anyone is out there watching this that is

00:23:19.760 experiencing something similar like maybe this can help you feel less alone but the chance that

00:23:24.020 somebody is going through what i went through is very rare and that's why i'm like i'm putting this

00:23:28.200 out in the world having a feeling that it's not going to touch anyone because it is so rare and

00:23:33.160 i have this just overwhelming feeling that when i do talk about it it seems very like pick me choose

00:23:37.920 so dial it back to dial it back to a broader sense of something physical or mental happening

00:23:45.480 in those people's lives and how to overcome it like the the route out of struggle for mental

00:23:50.340 and physical battles is similar to the route out of struggle for other mental and physical battles

00:23:54.600 does that make sense no so your your your perseverance through that can inspire people

00:23:59.720 to persevere through other things that aren't exactly having a zipper installed in their head

00:24:03.160 does that make sense yeah it does but then it also integrates like the idea of comparison

00:24:07.420 so it's like somebody that's going through something that's seen as less than not saying

00:24:10.840 it's a competition they're comparing themselves to me and they might feel that what they're going

00:24:15.120 through is insignificant because i went through something else but then i have the same thoughts

00:24:19.320 i'm like well i didn't have cancer like and somebody's dad is being diagnosed with glioblastoma

00:24:24.140 in the hospital like i'm comparing myself to them i think you're doing a domino effect i call this

00:24:28.120 year two overthinking that's what i call it like when you get to year 10 you want to tell a story 0.99

00:24:32.320 about your life and something that happened you just fucking tell it fuck what anybody thinks 0.99

00:24:35.580 about it if it impacts somebody if somebody is affected by it or makes their life a better place 0.99

00:24:41.220 great if somebody's upset by great who gives a shit that's fair you know what i'm saying yeah 0.96

00:24:45.100 maybe it just takes time and wisdom it still is like i know it was six years ago when i had it 0.96

00:24:49.940 removed but it feels so fresh like it's something i think about every single day and i'm sure that

00:24:53.700 you also experiencing like something like that where you're taken back to other parts of your

00:24:58.240 life randomly throughout your day but for me it's just like that was tough and i think about it a

00:25:04.360 lot and it's hard and to kind of get out of like the headspace where it's kind of like ptsd and

00:25:09.380 see it on like you know the flip side of it is like still a challenge that i have but luckily

00:25:14.380 I've gotten a new therapist, I'll see you next week

00:25:16.780 Seems like you're balancing it well

00:25:19.120 Thank you, I appreciate that

00:25:20.800 Except for last night at 2am

00:25:22.280 I was going to ask you

00:25:24.160 If you know you are susceptible to panic attacks

00:25:27.200 Is there a world where you just

00:25:29.040 Wouldn't put yourself in an environment where it would

00:25:30.800 Catalyze a panic attack?

00:25:32.620 See, I was pretty

00:25:35.060 Good with panic

00:25:37.020 Disorder and anxiety

00:25:38.660 In terms of like social

00:25:40.520 Environments for a very long time

00:25:43.280 but i noticed another layer of anxiety once i started doing social media stuff and it's like

00:25:52.440 a very foreign type of anxiety to me and that has caused me to panic like coachella was really

00:25:58.460 awful for me i didn't like that at all i would love to get into that or maybe not but then like

00:26:04.260 other social environments too where it's just like there's so many people here like if i have

00:26:08.400 a panic attack and somebody recognizes me i don't want to leave a bad taste in their mouth if they're 0.97

00:26:12.880 like oh my gosh lindsey i love your videos i've seen you online and i'm just like fuck like i'm 0.91

00:26:17.060 panicking right now i can't talk to you i don't want them or if it comes off in another way like 0.97

00:26:21.200 i don't want to be seen like in this i've watched you like kind of deal with this and especially

00:26:28.840 like fan feedback and like how people treat you in the comments and stuff like that touching on

00:26:33.340 the overarching theme of anxiety ocd any of those type of uh diagnoses there's something called erp

00:26:42.160 which is the strongest solution to all of these things and just to dial it back to a real world

00:26:47.600 sense it's just called exposure so like what you're so like what you're talking like what

00:26:51.860 you're talking about like actually avoiding is the opposite of what you want to do as someone

00:26:56.560 who suffers from the things you want to just continue to expose yourself to those things as

00:26:59.920 much as possible to a point where it doesn't affect you as much anymore so like there's

00:27:04.280 yeah go ahead sorry no there was just a point in my life when i first had gotten clean where like

00:27:08.680 if i wanted to go to the gym which is something that i do every day it's like my main way of

00:27:12.980 staying out of my head and and focused on what's actually happening like i had to have someone

00:27:18.800 there waiting to meet me to walk in the gym with like my friend had to be there i could not go to

00:27:23.120 public places by myself i just wasn't able to do it my anxiety was so bad my ocd was so bad

00:27:27.960 and repeated exposure and putting yourself into the fire and doing that thing that scares you

00:27:34.320 whether it's stand-up, whether it's just going to Coachella,

00:27:36.560 whether it's going to Radius,

00:27:37.980 whatever it is that you have that fear of

00:27:42.180 and that anxiety spike from

00:27:43.480 is the exact thing that you need to do more of

00:27:45.860 because that exposure to it

00:27:47.420 actually starts to reduce the pain that you receive as a result.

00:27:50.740 That was a realization I had this morning.

00:27:52.940 I was like, I can't let this control me.

00:27:55.060 Yes, I do something different in terms of my job,

00:27:59.080 quote-unquote.

00:28:00.000 I'm still kind of LARPing out here.

00:28:02.220 Join the club.

00:28:03.220 but wait you don't wait you don't think you're like what do you mean your job like social media

00:28:09.860 yeah like going from a corporate job to this job it's like a big transition but it and i think

00:28:15.240 that's like where the anxiety stems from but it's like i can't let that halt me into living my life

00:28:19.320 because in essence this has also like shifted me into another you know part of my life so it's like

00:28:24.900 embrace it get through it work through it even when i first started social media there was like

00:28:29.420 a group of influencers or content creators or comedians that i was really excited to

00:28:33.860 be a part of because they followed me online and i've watched them for years

00:28:37.380 but i have learned that they're don't meet your heroes no no never oh is that bad yeah

00:28:45.320 so it's like a let down and now i'm realizing like it's almost a like life is about patterns

00:28:51.960 i'd say and i like went all the way back to like middle school and high school and college and like

00:28:55.960 i always wanted to be a part of certain groups but i realized i never liked those groups and

00:29:01.760 i'm just like detaching myself and like learning person by person like who i like i don't need to

00:29:07.100 be a part of this superficial surface level friend group because that's what they are and 0.61

00:29:11.360 it's just for flash views and likes who gives a fuck i'll get really angry if i keep talking 0.93

00:29:17.180 about this say names no okay that's why i was jumping that's why i was jumping in she 0.92

00:29:22.000 calls me every week with a different person oh that she met and like it's just like dude you'll

00:29:29.340 never fucking believe i met so one is very specific i'm not gonna say it she's probably

00:29:33.900 not gonna say it on the show but there's one name we could actually you can say it and we 0.85

00:29:37.620 can believe it which we will i promise oh i mean that's kind of i feel like that's kind of understood

00:29:45.040 for people who i mean i'll be honest yeah like that's that people know though and her rationale

00:29:50.040 L as to why are so funny. I'm sure it's hilarious

00:29:52.280 but like yes

00:29:53.640 yes that's extremely

00:29:56.040 valid. Scum of the earth. Piece of shit. 1.00

00:29:58.000 No, but hold on. Absolutely disgusting. 1.00

00:30:00.680 Such a facade. Like he thinks 0.99

00:30:02.240 he's doing charity work but you know

00:30:04.140 I'll leave it there. He's not doing shit. He's terrorizing 0.98

00:30:06.440 people on the fucking streets. No but also 1.00

00:30:07.840 I do feel like he's sleeping in the bed

00:30:10.180 that he made a little bit.

00:30:12.020 Like it looks very

00:30:14.160 different now than it did in the

00:30:16.060 heyday when the facade was very much

00:30:18.320 I wonder what the heyday looked like 0.99

00:30:20.040 you just did fucking hell 0.99

00:30:21.300 you also just didn't like that he did drugs 1.00

00:30:23.700 he was popping 0.99

00:30:25.480 and his shit was good 1.00

00:30:27.940 but that's like online I wonder what it looked like behind the scenes 1.00

00:30:30.460 great question

00:30:30.980 that is what I'm very curious about

00:30:32.660 let me present a flip side

00:30:35.800 to the don't meet your heroes

00:30:37.440 there are some people

00:30:40.260 in the industry who you will meet

00:30:42.320 and who you admire

00:30:43.420 who are exactly who you think

00:30:46.520 they are and more

00:30:47.280 i we had this conversation i think it was last week at fanatics fest because there are all these

00:30:53.440 celebrities there and some of them are are truly the most amazing fun likable people ever that you

00:31:02.380 that don't have no business being as cool as they are because they could very easily uh ego you

00:31:09.100 yeah and um it's just we got this feeling of just just being so refreshed that there are people in 0.93

00:31:16.420 this world who you look up to and when you meet them it's like wow you really are fucking awesome

00:31:20.660 like kevin hart is an example of that dude he is just the fucking the best he is the best um 0.86

00:31:28.380 the other name yeah it's john cena oh my god john cena's just dude he's perfect 0.80

00:31:34.320 i like don't really know famous people at all which i think is a good quality that i have like

00:31:43.820 i didn't know anything about this industry or anyone that was in it but obviously like i had

00:31:48.780 youtube so that's how i knew spawn a fucking satan like i watched his videos back in the day 0.72

00:31:54.000 but now like i was at fucking um yes chef with you yeah and there was a man i don't know if i 0.95

00:32:03.520 i don't think that they like that i posted this on my tiktok but um there was a man sitting at a 0.95

00:32:07.940 table like two away

00:32:09.860 from us, Leonardo DiCaprio

00:32:11.980 and I didn't know who he was

00:32:14.000 but they were like, no pictures, don't take pictures

00:32:16.000 of him. What do you mean you didn't know who he was?

00:32:18.120 That's insane. Why would I know who he is?

00:32:19.540 Hold on, back up for a second. What do you mean

00:32:22.000 you didn't know who he is? Why would I know

00:32:23.940 who he is? Because he's potentially the

00:32:25.900 most prolific actor of our time. What movie?

00:32:28.420 Stop that.

00:32:29.860 I'm like, not even kidding. Have you ever heard of

00:32:31.960 Titanic? Wolf of Wall Street, Titanic.

00:32:33.580 I think that's what the substitute teacher put on

00:32:35.700 in 6th grade. No, I've never seen it.

00:32:37.360 Do you watch movies?

00:32:39.180 Not that much.

00:32:39.920 Okay, well, maybe that's why.

00:32:41.600 I was on YouTube.

00:32:43.540 Who do you watch on YouTube? 1.00

00:32:45.140 Well, Mookbongs, like... 1.00

00:32:47.160 What'd you say? 0.99

00:32:47.880 Like, Mookbong videos. 0.86

00:32:48.720 I thought they're called Mookbongs. 1.00

00:32:50.520 She's probably right. 1.00

00:32:51.520 Wait, are you right?

00:32:52.320 Yeah, I am right.

00:32:52.980 They're not called Mookbongs? 0.98

00:32:54.520 Nope.

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00:33:52.580 to the show how old are you again 27 wait how old do you think i am 25 to 26 27 okay so so when

00:34:00.320 we when we first spoke i was talking to you under the under the guys in the vein of like okay this

00:34:06.940 girl doesn't know anything about social because she's 25 26 27 whatever yeah and we talked for

00:34:12.680 like 10 minutes and then she just like jumped in she was like by the way like i've watched

00:34:15.760 the vlogs like i watch logan's vlogs like i know who you are like all this stuff so i think we're

00:34:20.620 from the same same place yeah we started with that yeah yeah where in cleveland are you from

00:34:24.720 i'm from the east side which city i you're from the west side yeah but let's talk about it so i

00:34:29.760 shouldn't be talking to you. It's fine. We can iron

00:34:31.840 this out right here, right now. I'm from Beachwood.

00:34:34.340 Shut the fuck up. Are you Jewish? 1.00

00:34:36.460 Uh-oh. What the hell? 1.00

00:34:38.580 You about to fucking go... 1.00

00:34:39.960 You are. Get all netting your eye on her? 1.00

00:34:41.940 No. No, I knew it.

00:34:43.920 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

00:34:45.880 7% Jewish. Nice. 0.99

00:34:48.160 I don't think I fuck with the tribe too much 0.99

00:34:49.900 right now. Somebody's gonna get mad at me. 0.98

00:34:51.800 Oh, oh, oh.

00:34:53.560 I have my opinion. I don't know if I could fuck 1.00

00:34:55.760 with you. 1.00

00:34:56.020 well can't you just be Jewish 0.98

00:34:59.060 but not also like war crimes 0.79

00:35:00.760 well yeah

00:35:02.260 and you can be Jewish and not be a Zionist 1.00

00:35:04.980 is that like that crazy of a fucking 1.00

00:35:06.840 situation? it's the way that social media 0.99

00:35:09.200 has almost like

00:35:11.000 narrated

00:35:12.980 the conversation surrounding it

00:35:14.540 there is a lot of talk where

00:35:16.740 if you say that you are something that automatically

00:35:18.780 means that you are a thousand other things

00:35:20.840 and me I'm a Jewish person but I'm not

00:35:22.840 a Zionist I don't condone anything

00:35:24.800 that's going on in the gaza strip or the genocide i like how you like preface your your conversations 0.98

00:35:31.180 with that but like you similar to how we look at like bad heroes and good heroes of meeting them

00:35:36.200 when you have to preface stuff to apply to these people that can't uh look at someone being jewish 0.53

00:35:44.520 but not being a murderer like having to live like that is a really shitty way to live okay because

00:35:50.000 And now a large chunk of the, of the audience or of the internet, sorry, you do have to

00:35:55.700 do that for it.

00:35:56.220 They don't understand different, they don't understand like complexities of life, but

00:36:00.880 like I've also realized there's also a large chunk of the internet that's actually pretty 0.77

00:36:03.740 smart and they realize that you can be of Jewish faith, but not like the slaughtering 0.95

00:36:08.420 children. 1.00

00:36:09.020 Like it's, it's just.

00:36:11.540 But it's also hard when it's something that you care about because I think that what's 0.88

00:36:15.000 going on is just like unbelievably fucked up and I would never want somebody to put 0.71

00:36:18.740 me in like that same bucket of people because as much as there is what you're saying there are a 0.99

00:36:24.740 lot of people out there on the other side of it the problem is you're not going to change your

00:36:28.460 minds no do you know what i'm saying they're gonna they're gonna think what they want to think

00:36:31.980 regardless and like i think that's like the hill you'll at some point come over in this whole

00:36:36.980 industry is like you'll realize that there just are people that just don't they want to believe

00:36:40.920 what they want to believe there's there's a large chunk of the internet that no matter if logan

00:36:45.200 Created a cure for cancer

00:36:46.420 Saved 500 million children

00:36:48.080 Gave water to every person

00:36:50.000 No it doesn't matter

00:36:50.640 It does not matter

00:36:51.380 They will say

00:36:52.340 There's nothing you can do

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00:37:40.400 But why don't we list some of the things we might talk about on a regular episode?

00:37:44.000 So sometimes we'll talk about, I don't know, the Uber driver we just had.

00:37:47.740 And how nice they were, or if we tipped them or not.

00:37:50.800 Come and find out.

00:37:51.940 Sometimes we'll talk about that weird news story from last week.

00:37:55.240 It's the one you're thinking about.

00:37:56.640 Trust me.

00:37:57.360 Or maybe we'll talk about music and what's happening in the underground,

00:38:00.700 or drama and music, or TV shows, or the Met Gala and what the actors wore.

00:38:06.200 What we're saying is we're not afraid to talk about everything under the sun.

00:38:09.400 And if you want to see what that's like, come join us.

00:38:11.680 It's a place where everyone can hang out, anyone.

00:38:14.740 Wherever you're from, whatever you're like, you're welcome.

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00:38:21.360 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Pods, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:38:25.080 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

00:38:26.540 And I'm October Gonzalez.

00:38:27.940 But you can call me Toby.

00:38:29.020 We want you to join us on our new podcast,

00:38:31.660 No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez.

00:38:34.020 We get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce,

00:38:37.540 and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about,

00:38:39.980 but just don't say out loud.

00:38:40.960 I hate that job.

00:38:41.980 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy and he's going to whisk you away

00:38:44.680 and I'll never see you again.

00:38:47.160 Well, this is awkward.

00:38:48.880 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:38:50.680 D?

00:38:52.660 I don't even know.

00:38:53.440 There's such a thing as D.

00:38:54.480 No, no, no.

00:38:55.140 I mean, like.

00:38:55.680 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:38:56.580 Like, I'm not even average.

00:38:57.440 I'm not even passing.

00:38:58.400 I'm failing.

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00:39:09.560 i i say this uh i could walk on water and people would say it's because i can't swim

00:39:16.580 and i mean that he's just doing that because he can't swim that's true what like it's no that's

00:39:23.120 true you could also say like the sky is blue and somebody's like no it's literally red but

00:39:26.640 then they all say yeah which is where we're at by the way yeah i i've stopped trying to like

00:39:30.680 convince people or like prove people my my point of view because we there's nothing i could say or

00:39:36.200 yeah uh i wrestled the beach word a couple times and that's the cleveland connection is cool

00:39:43.080 what's up with the chicago lore how did you get end up in chicago i went to purdue and i would

00:39:48.640 say like the last maybe like two years while i was in college i would come up to chicago like 0.90

00:39:54.440 all the time but after school i moved to pittsburgh for a little yeah i know shit

00:40:00.320 a whole like on i was working in a a research lab when i was in pittsburgh i was studying like 0.62

00:40:05.800 cognition and shit like that because the irony in it all is that i wanted to be a neurosurgeon

00:40:10.660 like growing up wow that was like fascinating to me so but once i got sick i was like my body 0.94

00:40:17.260 is too taxed to be able to go into a career like this so i wanted to switch into the neuropsych

00:40:22.320 route so i was working in a lab i was applying for phds and psites once i got accepted i was like

00:40:27.760 I don't want to do this anymore and I freaked out panicked per usual moved home for like three

00:40:33.980 months and then I was like I want to go to the place that like I've always felt safe so I lived

00:40:38.180 in Chicago for three years and I had a corporate job when I lived here then they staffed me on a

00:40:42.240 project in LA and I had a boyfriend in LA and my manager was like I thought that my manager was

00:40:48.360 fake by the way um she was like you should probably consider moving to like LA or New York

00:40:52.320 and doing things outside of just like talking to the camera like you could do stand-up you could

00:40:57.080 do this you could do that so everything was kind of pushing me there so now i'm in la and most of

00:41:01.460 the time i want to die when i'm there did you is it true did you get fired from your corporate job

00:41:06.140 for taking a selfie yes basically yeah was it a good selfie no was it worth it yes why

00:41:16.020 i had to get out of there eventually and that just pushed me to keep going in a different

00:41:21.180 direction what was the call was what what was the call hey lindsey 1.00

00:41:25.320 fucking took a selfie fucking the fuck it was a very long lengthy process of passive aggressiveness 1.00

00:41:35.360 in meetings and then eventually someone was like so-and-so being like an md at the company i 1.00

00:41:42.060 worked at they said that you missed a meeting because you were taking a selfie in the bathroom 0.75

00:41:45.580 for 30 minutes i was like what the fuck are you talking about it didn't take that long i was like 1.00

00:41:49.040 have you heard of snapchat it takes it's a snap it's like five seconds you're so stupid but then 0.99

00:41:55.640 i got they like backed me into a corner and i was like how do i hate chat chippity how do i maximize 0.93

00:42:00.560 like my pto and my like exit package and so then i just quit and like robbed them a little bit well

00:42:08.260 you had an op didn't you have like an op there i had multiple yeah because i remember this whole

00:42:12.640 portion of the story because also

00:42:14.260 there was a whole

00:42:15.680 close friends storyline

00:42:18.260 at the time. I'm sure there was.

00:42:20.800 That was like, in my eyes

00:42:22.520 when it finally happened, I was like, yo, these

00:42:24.480 close friends have leaked. Dude,

00:42:26.320 I would text you every day.

00:42:28.400 Take this down. This is not, this isn't

00:42:30.460 going to get you fired. You're going to prison.

00:42:32.460 Like I was texting her every day. You are

00:42:34.460 going to prison. What were you saying?

00:42:36.500 Dude, I don't even want to repeat it. I was blowing up. I was so

00:42:38.560 angry. I was like. At what? I was like.

00:42:40.300 yeah like she was out of control dude gotta mute that for sure that's whoa 0.94

00:42:47.000 damn okay you got you're a little fiery huh i yes i definitely have a little bit of personality 0.98

00:42:54.140 disorder 0.99

00:42:55.840 probably both but no i i was like seeing red during all of this i was guns blazing you know

00:43:06.140 there were times where i even like accidentally slipped it onto like my public story but there 0.99

00:43:10.720 was a fucking op all my close friends this dumb bitch i don't i won't say her name you can say it 1.00

00:43:18.200 we'll we'll believe it fuck you actually if you're watching this rotten fucking hell like i hate you 1.00

00:43:26.600 and stay away from all my friends and stop talking about me and stop stalking my linkedin i have 1.00

00:43:30.860 premium for this to watch you to find you i won't kill you though that's very nice of you 0.81

00:43:38.220 rest in peace 0.99

00:43:39.740 i hate that bitch she is so dude you know what i when i now that i'm like fully like we're in a 1.00

00:43:47.960 conversation i do feel like you could commit murder no no no no no i have those thoughts too 1.00

00:43:54.500 i'm like i accidentally hit that biker five minutes ago didn't i there was no biker maybe

00:43:59.740 Maybe I'm schizo.

00:44:01.660 Maybe.

00:44:02.720 Yeah, there's something.

00:44:03.900 Remember that day we did that axe throwing?

00:44:06.460 I was really worried that day.

00:44:07.840 Oh, I was doing well.

00:44:09.280 I was doing better than I should have.

00:44:11.200 She's very proficient with the battle axe.

00:44:13.320 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:44:14.840 I just feel like you have it in you. 1.00

00:44:17.120 Damn. 1.00

00:44:18.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:18.620 Hopefully this isn't foreshadowing anything.

00:44:20.560 No, but if it is, this will be on the Netflix doc.

00:44:25.680 No.

00:44:27.000 So just don't go crazy.

00:44:28.320 Don't go crazy.

00:44:28.900 For your sake, for us, we called it.

00:44:32.660 Don't do that, though.

00:44:33.560 Don't do that.

00:44:34.160 No, no, no.

00:44:34.700 Aren't you kind of like happy with you, though, in a way because now you're here on this couch?

00:44:39.500 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:44:40.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:41.080 Silver lining type shit. 1.00

00:44:43.100 Who gives a fuck about this couch? 1.00

00:44:45.140 No, no, no. 0.99

00:44:45.700 I don't mean on this couch.

00:44:47.300 This couch is soaked in sweat right now.

00:44:48.380 I'm so sorry.

00:44:49.120 No, it's leather.

00:44:50.260 So there's going to be a pool of sweat.

00:44:51.960 Are you sweating?

00:44:52.640 Don't worry about it.

00:44:53.460 And blood.

00:44:54.520 And blood.

00:44:55.880 You sweat a lot?

00:44:57.520 I'm so hungover.

00:44:58.900 I don't know if we've addressed my anxiety, my personality issues.

00:45:02.520 What about your anxiety?

00:45:04.580 Anxiety.

00:45:05.220 I think I'm, like, too exhausted and too hungover to be able to have anxiety yet.

00:45:08.740 That's going to be, like, delayed.

00:45:09.860 It's coming.

00:45:10.680 Tomorrow.

00:45:11.480 Or in a couple of hours.

00:45:12.700 Does me, does us saying you're doing a great job help, or it doesn't matter?

00:45:16.180 You're doing a great job.

00:45:16.900 I think I'm actually okay.

00:45:18.260 You're doing fantastic.

00:45:19.020 Yes, thank you so much.

00:45:20.140 Yeah, really.

00:45:20.620 I love podcasts, actually.

00:45:22.580 I saw some clips from one you did recently, and they went, they were really viral, dude.

00:45:27.720 Really?

00:45:28.560 I don't think it was.

00:45:30.100 Yeah, I did do this podcast.

00:45:31.700 There was one that did pretty well.

00:45:33.500 You had almost like a segment.

00:45:36.200 It was like a bit.

00:45:37.620 Oh, I told him one of my stand-up jokes, but I just put it in conversation.

00:45:41.120 But it went super viral.

00:45:42.900 Let's do a viral bit.

00:45:44.440 I'll tell you a story that I saw the other day, actually,

00:45:47.380 and this is something that I turned into a joke.

00:45:49.400 Well, one, on my way to Chicago, our flight got delayed so much

00:45:53.740 and then eventually got canceled,

00:45:54.780 but it got canceled when we were on the tarmac.

00:45:56.680 after 13 hours in the airport because the pilot's time timed out but when we were at the airport

00:46:02.780 that day I saw kind of like a frat guy he was like 22 boarding a flight to Nice so I'm assuming

00:46:10.140 he's going to Saint-Germain he's taking selfies flecking up he's talking to the boys he's like

00:46:16.280 haha they'll never know my next move post I'm like that's insane I think that's what 0.99

00:46:23.820 osama said before 9-11 yeah and y'all motherfuckers ain't that different terrorizing people i said 0.99

00:46:35.060 bomb threat on this guy doing the lord's work and then he didn't board the flight to 0.98

00:46:42.860 so that the second half isn't true but the first half is true um but this was something

00:46:51.300 that I had thought of the other day.

00:46:52.840 Are you comparing frat leaders to terrorists?

00:46:56.140 Yes.

00:46:57.540 Isn't, like, clavicular the same thing, too?

00:46:59.720 Hey, listen, we don't do clavicular slander.

00:47:02.400 Yeah, there's no clavicular slander on the show, dude.

00:47:04.060 We're clav fans.

00:47:05.720 Be for real.

00:47:06.320 We're clav adjacent.

00:47:07.020 We're clav adjacent.

00:47:07.820 I'm a fan.

00:47:09.020 Yeah.

00:47:09.400 What do you think about his nose job?

00:47:10.960 I will say this.

00:47:13.720 A sigh like that is not fan behavior.

00:47:15.640 He came on this podcast.

00:47:17.180 Really?

00:47:17.440 And he sat in this exact sweaty chair.

00:47:21.300 And he said – or I was going to say one thing to him, and it was that since he was so young and he obviously has a – maybe not an obsession, but he thinks highly about people's aesthetic.

00:47:35.460 And as a young person, that thought can kind of chew away at how you feel about yourself as you are, and you may want to artificially try to improve how you look or how you think you look.

00:47:48.220 and i could see him slipping into a like almost never-ending cycle of uh plastic surgery

00:47:56.460 cosmetic surgery try to look better try to look and i feel like we all kind of know how that looks

00:48:01.540 if you keep doing it over and over again you just look like a ken doll or a barbie and i

00:48:05.660 he's so young so his life can go in any direction but i could see him kind of slipping into that

00:48:11.760 mindset and becoming like a ken doll in his 30s and shortly thereafter i didn't i did not say this

00:48:16.820 to him then he got that nose job

00:48:18.700 and um I think

00:48:20.680 he's making it work now

00:48:21.720 but but it definitely I mean

00:48:24.580 I think I mean he's still like a tall

00:48:26.500 you know good looking guy

00:48:27.800 it definitely they called it

00:48:30.580 an aura loss

00:48:31.680 sorry I almost had to barf

00:48:34.680 that one out but that's what they that's what they

00:48:36.540 called it but I mean dude yeah clap still a very

00:48:38.640 it's only an aura loss if you let it be

00:48:40.540 an aura loss and when I saw him dancing the other day

00:48:42.500 in the club I said

00:48:44.300 he's back

00:48:45.680 I don't think he ever left

00:48:47.580 he's our guy and he's back

00:48:49.300 I think that his nose before he got a nose job

00:48:52.760 was like

00:48:53.260 something about me is before I had a boyfriend

00:48:56.800 there were features on men

00:48:58.800 that I was highly attracted to

00:49:00.320 the most attractive feature to me

00:49:02.840 is someone's nose

00:49:04.640 what

00:49:05.120 his nose

00:49:07.120 I don't like him as a person but his nose was hot

00:49:11.060 earlier

00:49:12.020 his OG nose

00:49:14.140 Now there is an equality about him that I like

00:49:16.900 It was just his nose

00:49:17.980 Oh you were after his nose 1.00

00:49:19.520 I was like I fuck with his nose 1.00

00:49:21.120 That might be a Jewish thing 1.00

00:49:23.060 It's not a Jewish thing

00:49:24.120 I didn't want to say it

00:49:27.560 I'm going to be honest dude 1.00

00:49:30.200 Jew schnozzes are a major thing 1.00

00:49:32.680 It's a 1.00

00:49:33.360 It's why I don't beat 1.00

00:49:36.280 The Jew accusations

00:49:38.400 It's hard for me 1.00

00:49:39.380 I got a Jew schnozz 0.97

00:49:40.380 Does my nose look Jewish? 0.99

00:49:41.920 Very cute nose 0.84

00:49:42.720 Dylan said it

00:49:44.220 I'll back it up

00:49:46.480 It's a good nose

00:49:47.200 He was really eager to be like

00:49:50.080 You have a cute nose

00:49:50.800 Dylan likes to use the term cute

00:49:53.620 He sometimes even says

00:49:55.040 Sorry I can't even do it properly

00:49:59.560 I'm curious though

00:50:02.140 I don't know if I've ever

00:50:03.600 Looked at someone's nose

00:50:05.620 And been like that's hot

00:50:07.440 I think it's the nostrils

00:50:08.540 If I'm being honest

00:50:09.740 I don't know what it is about gaping holes on somebody's face

00:50:12.680 two big ones.

00:50:14.380 I like it. 1.00

00:50:15.620 So you like a big schnoz. 1.00

00:50:16.880 I like it where it's kind of like 1.00

00:50:18.280 you have a nice bridge,

00:50:19.800 a wide nose,

00:50:20.800 and some big nostrils

00:50:21.740 that are visible.

00:50:23.180 I think it's cute.

00:50:24.040 Trevor has a big nose.

00:50:25.740 Yes.

00:50:26.280 He does, right?

00:50:28.320 Yes.

00:50:29.120 He does.

00:50:29.720 I'm not tripping, right?

00:50:30.680 I'm imagining Trevor's face

00:50:32.360 and I can see him in front of me

00:50:34.640 here, this close even.

00:50:36.240 Oh, really?

00:50:36.520 And I just remember,

00:50:37.300 I just feel like I...

00:50:37.960 He's like, I remember

00:50:38.540 seeing you that close to him

00:50:39.620 one time.

00:50:40.160 I remember seeing you so close.

00:50:41.180 What's your thing

00:50:42.700 Like if you

00:50:43.420 Like what does Nina have

00:50:44.700 A great something

00:50:45.540 That's like

00:50:45.980 That's like not 0.98

00:50:46.920 Ass or boobs or face 0.96

00:50:48.420 No I love everything about her 1.00

00:50:50.220 That's why I married her

00:50:51.520 Okay now that you got

00:50:53.380 That one out of the way

00:50:54.340 Can you give me 1.00

00:50:55.260 A fucking answer 1.00

00:50:56.000 Yeah I love her ass 1.00

00:50:56.080 I love her ass 1.00

00:50:56.520 No no no no 1.00

00:50:57.180 Not that

00:50:57.880 Not like dude

00:50:58.820 Dude like

00:50:59.320 No you know what

00:50:59.820 You know what I really like

00:51:00.840 About Nina

00:51:01.640 Well besides everything

00:51:03.360 A big smile

00:51:05.640 Yeah

00:51:06.340 If she can light up my day

00:51:08.300 Just give me a big old smile

00:51:10.020 And she's got a

00:51:11.080 big smile it's contagious like you see somebody smiling it's like um what's it called there's

00:51:17.880 something in our brains that we have they're called mirror neurons have you heard about those

00:51:20.680 they are like reflective of the person in front of you like onto yourself almost so if you see

00:51:26.120 somebody like having a big smile or like certain mannerisms like you start to mirror them because

00:51:31.040 those are qualities in somebody that you love and like when they put a big smile on their face then

00:51:35.440 it makes you like either feel their smile or want to put a big smile on your face as well so whatever

00:51:40.520 that phenomena is that you just described i feel like um is amplified in me i generally like

00:51:47.540 reciprocate energy even if it's like if you're not saying anything i i like i give back what

00:51:54.220 you're giving me so like if if it's solemn or down or whatever the mood or like negative i'll

00:52:00.180 i'll get like sucked into that space but like with a happy person and with everyone just yeah

00:52:05.340 like mike who by the way you had a whole like uh speech about smiles i think it's the greatest

00:52:10.980 icebreaker in the world yeah i think if you walk in a room beaming smiling even if you have to like

00:52:15.340 semi fake it or you lead with like laughter or a joke or whatever you're oh that energy

00:52:20.960 reciprocation is so real like every i swear to you everything i have in my life from the position

00:52:26.360 on this couch to any girl my relationship with any of my friends or anybody is a result of me

00:52:31.080 being like a high energy smiling person and i always try to tell that to people like that try

00:52:36.060 to like run that like tough guy mentality like no tough guy mentality is better i'll watch tate dude

00:52:40.880 i'm telling you bro yeah tough guy get big muscles and threaten and intimidate people i'm like bro

00:52:45.840 that's how you get put in prison true like you are better off just smiling being happy and

00:52:52.120 everything that comes your way will be smiling happy people so it's and this is like factual

00:52:56.560 like you can track this

00:52:57.840 it's the easiest metric

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00:53:35.080 It's a podcast, I know.

00:53:36.620 There's a lot of them to listen to these days.

00:53:38.560 How are you going to get to us?

00:53:39.780 Well, there's a specific reason why you should listen to us.

00:53:42.040 We are the best podcast in the entire world, I swear.

00:53:46.000 I know, bold.

00:53:47.160 But why don't we list some of the things we might talk about on a regular episode?

00:53:50.780 So sometimes we'll talk about, I don't know, the Uber driver we just had.

00:53:54.520 And how nice they were, or if we tipped them or not.

00:53:57.580 Come and find out.

00:53:58.700 Sometimes we'll talk about that weird news story from last week.

00:54:02.000 It's the one you're thinking about.

00:54:03.420 Trust me.

00:54:04.260 Or maybe we'll talk about music and what's happening in the underground,

00:54:07.220 or drama and music, or TV shows, or the Met Gala and what the actors wore.

00:54:12.980 What we're saying is we're not afraid to talk about everything under the sun.

00:54:16.180 And if you want to see what that's like, come join us.

00:54:18.440 It's a place where everyone can hang out, anyone.

00:54:21.520 Wherever you're from, whatever you're like, you're welcome.

00:54:25.380 Listen to Out of Character from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network

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00:54:31.840 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

00:54:33.320 And I'm October Gonzalez.

00:54:34.700 But you can call me Toby.

00:54:35.780 We want you to join us on our new podcast,

00:54:38.420 No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez.

00:54:40.780 We get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce,

00:54:44.300 and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about,

00:54:46.760 but just don't say out loud.

00:54:47.720 I hate that job.

00:54:48.740 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy,

00:54:50.380 and he's going to whisk you away, and I'll never see you again.

00:54:53.940 Well, this is awkward.

00:54:55.640 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:54:57.420 D?

00:54:59.440 I don't even know.

00:55:00.200 There's such a thing as D.

00:55:01.240 No, no, no.

00:55:01.900 I mean, like—

00:55:02.420 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:55:03.340 Like, I'm not even average.

00:55:04.200 I'm not even passing.

00:55:05.180 I'm failing.

00:55:06.000 Listen to No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez,

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00:55:11.360 available on the iHeartRadio app,

00:55:13.480 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:55:16.320 let me ask you some uh let me ask you some broad uh like dating-esque questions if you don't if

00:55:22.680 you don't mind i just i need my clips we love clips who's the most famous guy that slid near

00:55:27.900 dms famous guy that slid into my dms david spade i think did not see that coming i did

00:55:36.300 i think a lot of people was it was i didn't know who he was when he did he sent me a voice memo

00:55:43.560 which was very bizarre. He sends voice memos

00:55:45.700 to everyone. He sends voice memos

00:55:47.760 to Trevor. All the time. I've heard

00:55:49.440 so many from so many girls. 0.60

00:55:51.320 Joe Dirt. David Spade.

00:55:54.180 Really? Oh, in the movie?

00:55:55.560 Yes, I've heard about this. Oh god, you've never seen a movie

00:55:57.520 have you? I watched him in a movie. He was in Busboys.

00:55:59.660 You only watched that because Trevor was in it.

00:56:01.140 Well, I actually watched it. I watched it because my

00:56:03.640 this is somebody that I've met

00:56:05.920 that I didn't know about them

00:56:07.600 beforehand, but they are, I think, like

00:56:09.600 more famous, and I

00:56:11.380 grew to love them by like an actual

00:56:13.780 in-person conversation.

00:56:15.640 I love Tim Dillon.

00:56:16.820 Oh my god, dude.

00:56:18.480 Friend of the show.

00:56:20.860 I saw his face

00:56:22.800 on the Zanies in Old Town.

00:56:24.660 Immediately there was a smile on my face.

00:56:26.100 I was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm even standing

00:56:28.220 sitting on a stage that Tim Dillon

00:56:30.380 was also on.

00:56:31.820 I almost puked.

00:56:33.440 Out of excitement, obviously.

00:56:35.740 Which is backwards, but I love that.

00:56:38.140 He's amazing.

00:56:39.680 Let me ask you this.

00:56:40.380 should couples share

00:56:42.480 phone passwords

00:56:43.660 I think so

00:56:47.920 yeah but not for the reasons of like going through

00:56:50.460 somebody's phone

00:56:51.200 I think for other things

00:56:53.520 like if they ordered Uber Eats and they're like I have to take a shower 0.95

00:56:56.660 and I'm like where the fuck is Uber Eats I'm hungry 0.98

00:56:58.400 are you sure 0.98

00:56:59.720 but inevitably it would bleed into maybe snooping

00:57:02.500 not so much

00:57:04.940 not for me at least

00:57:06.740 don't you ever just want to just pop

00:57:08.740 through t-dubs phone and just check what's going on in there no not really it's probably some pretty

00:57:14.700 crazy stuff going on oh really should i check no i just made that up it's probably thousands of

00:57:20.260 edits on his skits it is yeah it literally is it's just like constant notifications hey here's

00:57:24.700 this video back for you just edit it for youtube here's a brand deal for you are we doing the

00:57:29.520 podcast tomorrow like all that kind of stuff i always felt like if that trust exists then people

00:57:34.540 don't go through their each other's phones as much but honestly i never did shit wrong and

00:57:40.680 somebody was always going through my phone dude yeah my phone's been victimized always dude anytime 0.53

00:57:45.480 do you know how many times i've like gone taking one of those like nice hot post-gym relaxation

00:57:51.700 pre-bed showers right like the nice one where everything steams up the mirror steams up even

00:57:57.500 the towel's a little wet when you get out of the shower you really were soaking in there right

00:58:01.420 and then i come out and there she is on the side of the bed with that look

00:58:07.860 i'm like framing you too and what's this and it's so easy too because there's the look

00:58:14.360 and then the phone and the phone the phone like i'll be honest i'll sometimes like when i'll go

00:58:20.460 to take a shower i will do this just just in case or just to like minimize danger even though

00:58:24.820 there's nothing but i'm still somehow scared because i've ocd thoughts i'll put my phone

00:58:28.880 upside down on the counter just throw it upside down on the counter or maybe or put it whatever 0.92

00:58:33.600 but sometimes it'll toss it upside down so it's not lighting up the room and all that shit come 0.98

00:58:36.600 back out that shit's face up yeah face up that's a big mistake bright screen full brightness yeah 0.97

00:58:40.260 well maybe if you're gonna if you're gonna snoop listen up face face up and i come out and there 0.99

00:58:45.620 she is into the bed because guys because guys do something different i think girls don't have the

00:58:52.500 i don't think have the acuity to do this both of my past relationships one time each one was like

00:59:00.700 a year and a half two-year relationship only one time did i ever say i'm intrigued and genuinely

00:59:06.660 curious about past conversations and as a smart man i like to think so self-acclaimed smart man

00:59:14.500 i'm going straight to the group chats i'm going straight to the group chats okay i'm just gonna

00:59:19.220 I'm going to go revisit and see what's going on in the group chats.

00:59:21.740 And more importantly, I'm searching keywords.

00:59:25.620 I'm searching guys' names that they have a past with.

00:59:29.280 How do you know about those?

00:59:30.440 Because we've had conversations.

00:59:32.040 No, we've had conversations.

00:59:33.460 People are open in the beginning of relationships.

00:59:35.020 You have conversations.

00:59:36.420 Both times.

00:59:37.860 Both times I found something, nothing bad, but something that I would like more info on.

00:59:43.040 A query I have.

00:59:44.380 And I'd like a little bit more, some clarification on.

00:59:46.820 Now as a guy 0.99

00:59:48.300 That shit's going up my sleeve 1.00

00:59:51.380 I'm holding on to that 1.00

00:59:53.040 For a time when I might

00:59:54.460 Weaponize it

00:59:55.900 No no when I might need it

00:59:57.560 As a defense mechanism or a weaponization tactic

01:00:00.640 A little bit argumentative equity 1.00

01:00:02.140 Now girls

01:00:04.060 I don't think you guys have that button

01:00:06.600 Available to you

01:00:07.540 It's smoke now

01:00:10.760 Right now

01:00:12.980 Warfare now

01:00:14.220 And by the way

01:00:15.100 i'm i'm gonna have some sort of either guaranteed way out and answer because i don't do anything

01:00:21.280 wrong or manipulation tactic to survive your attack okay so so like but but are you i guess

01:00:30.140 like are you ever intrigued personally for me i always put myself in the shoes of the other person

01:00:37.200 when it comes to me being on my phone if we're like watching tiktoks or reels or stories together 0.91

01:00:42.160 i'm like oh my gosh this is that fucking bitch from like 10 years ago oh this is the dude that 0.99

01:00:45.840 fucked me over like two years ago told me i couldn't eat an orange because i had too many 0.99

01:00:48.880 carbs like i am an over explainer so nobody ever has like an ounce of worry or doubt or questions 0.87

01:00:54.100 in their own head i'm already like 10 steps ahead of you explaining what you might be thinking so

01:00:59.760 and i think like if i'm putting that out there that's kind of like what's going to be mirrored

01:01:04.900 to me and there's just like trust i mean i can only do all that i can do and they can only do

01:01:10.160 everything that they can do how did how did trevor woo you sent me a dm what was the dm

01:01:15.520 new favorite tiktoker unlocked whoa the rest is history i said something in response i said

01:01:24.040 okay well who takes second and third place i need to know my competition and he said this is good

01:01:28.540 banter josh block and daniel larson and i was like okay we have the same sense of humor and then

01:01:34.420 everything hit you with the world the t-shirt hit me with the world you know i saw he's back

01:01:39.660 He got a spray tan.

01:01:41.180 Wait, actually?

01:01:42.120 I haven't seen him on my free page in probably like an entire year.

01:01:45.460 I was sick of just seeing him suffer all the time.

01:01:47.680 Yeah, me too.

01:01:48.500 And puke on the trains and stuff.

01:01:50.000 I was like, this is not good.

01:01:51.960 Is it true you finished your first semester of college with a GPA under 1.0?

01:01:57.040 Under?

01:01:57.440 No.

01:01:58.200 This is not true. 1.00

01:01:58.920 What the fuck, Pat? 1.00

01:01:59.600 Pat, you didn't even have her brain tumor in there. 1.00

01:02:02.380 Who did this?

01:02:02.880 How did you find that out?

01:02:04.000 What the hell, PDF, Pat?

01:02:05.100 A fake lyric. 1.00

01:02:06.180 Absolutely insane.

01:02:06.960 Was this an accusation?

01:02:07.780 Hey, Lindsay.

01:02:08.700 What?

01:02:08.940 What's the weirdest fan interaction you've ever had?

01:02:13.300 I also hate superlatives.

01:02:16.080 I hate asking like most or best.

01:02:17.840 I've just never thought about these things.

01:02:19.140 I kind of like them.

01:02:20.020 Couldn't tell by today's show.

01:02:22.340 No, I do this podcast specifically for clips.

01:02:26.640 Noted.

01:02:27.080 Which is why I'm not making this conversation.

01:02:29.460 I'm just barraging you with questions.

01:02:32.120 No, I like it though.

01:02:33.540 Hey, Lindsay.

01:02:34.420 No, don't, don't, don't.

01:02:35.500 Oh, did you have one?

01:02:36.420 No, I just, I want to know the weirdest fan interaction.

01:02:38.800 I don't know it.

01:02:39.580 Surely there's, like, any creepy, like, follow you back to your hotels.

01:02:44.700 I've seen Livy.

01:02:47.200 Livy has been, guys have been, like, following Livy into her hotel and airport.

01:02:51.480 And, like, as a guy, when guys do that to me, like, this happened two days ago.

01:02:58.840 Guy followed you to her hotel room?

01:03:00.340 Kid followed me into the bathroom.

01:03:03.300 Kid followed me into the bathroom at the airport, and I knew he was following me.

01:03:06.560 And, like, I'm going pee, bro.

01:03:07.760 and so i see him go back past the mirror looking at me and looking at him in the mirror and 0.89

01:03:12.960 eventually i turn around and say are you fucking following me bro hey you're looking paul yo we're 0.98

01:03:18.080 in a bathroom you just followed me into the bathroom bro i'm about to pee what's your plan 0.99

01:03:20.800 where you going and i can do that i'm i can do that but like are you can you get confrontational

01:03:27.560 with guys if hands if they're being creepy or like how does that how does that look i think a

01:03:31.740 lot of the weird stuff that i encounter is less in person but more on the internet like there is

01:03:37.440 this one app that exists it's like one of those unencrypted type things where people will hopefully

01:03:42.700 i can say this people will take like my innocent videos where i'm just like ranting to the camera

01:03:46.680 and then stitch them jerking off to it and that is in these like group chats and apps like people

01:03:51.980 put me in this weird dark realm of the internet in person everyone is very respectful yeah okay 0.99

01:03:57.420 but when it comes to just weirdos on the fucking internet that's where i call them yeah the cops 0.57

01:04:04.100 i like those weird interactions but i'm a guy i'm 6'3 so it's completely different for me my 0.96

01:04:08.820 favorite one ever was when i came out of the uh sperm clinic sorry and i i had to uh i had to

01:04:16.860 produce a sample into a cup and i came out and i literally at like exactly timing as i was coming

01:04:22.640 out my cup out the door i looked to my right and there was another cup coming out the door

01:04:26.100 with a guy attached to it and we both looked at each other and i was like oh my god this is a

01:04:31.200 crazy moment there's a guy next to me and he has a cup of sperm in his hand too and he looks at me

01:04:35.740 and i look at him and there's like a pause and he goes hey man i hate to do this and as me and him

01:04:41.860 know that's can only be code word for one thing he goes is there any chance i can get a picture

01:04:46.540 and i go right here now and he's like yeah man why not so there is a selfie that exists out there

01:04:54.660 with me and this guy cheersing two cups of this is crazy that was my follow-up question with or

01:05:00.400 without cop with oh wait because dude because like i was saying when i started this convo about you

01:05:05.820 can't have the same type of life as me and it's unfair because the dichotomy and the women and

01:05:09.840 thing and everything for me it's funny i'm just like dude this is yeah yeah yeah you know what

01:05:13.860 i'm saying the same i i take urinal selfies he's a normal human he doesn't but if you know i won't

01:05:18.520 do the i won't do the urinal you know what i will do and by the way depends on my mood this isn't

01:05:23.280 like crazy but it's a little more fun i think for them i'll have them shoot the self or the picture

01:05:28.400 in the mirror bathroom mirror bathroom mirror selfie you know like i don't know like it's like 0.95

01:05:32.580 what what an experience like but most of the time don't fucking follow me in the bathroom i have a 0.74

01:05:38.220 couple i have a couple couple places there were some people that were like following us around 0.96

01:05:41.680 lalapalooza yesterday but the thing is and i have been preaching it the whole time that i've been

01:05:45.680 here chicago has a different type of almost like hospitality when it comes to like the the city

01:05:54.040 itself like if you are an influencer or somebody that has is like public facing they come up to you

01:06:00.140 not because they they know you from the internet they only come up to you if they're an actual fan

01:06:04.980 and they preface i don't want to waste your time i just need you to know that i love you and you

01:06:10.220 have gotten me through so much trevor was like yesterday do you want to take a picture with us

01:06:13.900 they're like no they care more about how you feel because of the impact you had on them as opposed

01:06:18.720 to how they feel by posting a picture of you and that's why like i'm mostly just like in the head

01:06:23.880 space of anything weird happening like right now

01:06:25.940 but that's

01:06:27.480 just my opinion that I have right now

01:06:29.460 on Chicago. I talk shit about 0.99

01:06:31.480 basically every city that I visit 0.99

01:06:33.580 but Chicago is tough

01:06:36.060 I really like Chicago. Awesome city. There's a few

01:06:37.900 cities where I'm like man I'm just not gonna do it. Tampa

01:06:39.940 bro? Hold on a sec

01:06:42.060 wait Tampa's a good city. I love Tampa

01:06:43.700 I was gonna say yeah. I love

01:06:45.920 Tampa. But like you try to get me to splurge

01:06:47.940 about Omaha or like

01:06:49.540 It's gonna be tough. It's tough. Or yo

01:06:51.500 remember we had that weekend in Toledo

01:06:53.460 oh my god we're doing it to leave we had to go there for wwe and we we rode around on scooters

01:06:59.360 and went to a deli it was tough a lot of those like smokestacks that are partially decaying

01:07:03.300 yeah like for warehouses and manufacturing plants chicago's awesome what you're talking about is 0.81

01:07:08.580 uh awareness yes and a lot of people i've noticed in chicago it is a smart fucking city yes people

01:07:17.600 here are are are in school at universities getting their master's in chicago or they're

01:07:22.620 working corporate every interaction i've ever had has been exactly like that it's people i read your

01:07:27.440 book you know you said something on a podcast that i found interesting i don't really even care

01:07:31.660 for a photo i'm just you know just wanted to say like we appreciate the content whatever

01:07:36.020 yeah very awesome city great food city great summer city tough winters i fully agree with

01:07:43.400 that that's why i had to leave inevitably but talking about tampa i was staffed on a project

01:07:47.020 there for like about a year in florida so i went to tampa a lot i didn't mind it but going back to

01:07:52.460 dating i used to see a scientologist that was from tampa did i did i know he was a scientologist

01:07:58.700 no whoa i did it closet scientologist yes whoa closeted terrifying did you cut it off after you

01:08:07.220 figured it out unfortunately um fortunately yes you had a religiously based breakup well that's

01:08:13.560 what i was so afraid of i was like i can't break up with somebody because of their beliefs but i

01:08:17.420 is like if you're believing in a lizard god oh tough one that is not real so it's fine 0.96

01:08:24.600 did he have big nostrils yes damn oh have you thought about them at all since because they're 0.74

01:08:31.140 how big were they really nice nostrils yeah they were pretty good actually almost like yo let me 0.97

01:08:37.120 accept the lizard so one thing i love big noses something i hate bad breath no no

01:08:47.420 so give him some breath death yes you should give him some breath death was it a hygiene thing or

01:08:54.400 just he had bad breath he was the equivalent of like the lizard god dragon i'll be honest with

01:09:00.400 you i don't know how women do it sometimes because i'll be like with the boys or hanging out and uh

01:09:08.980 not my boys but like guys in general like i sometimes get whiffs of their breath and i

01:09:16.000 literally think like dude like there are certain like subsets of uh males who are like like literally 0.92

01:09:23.860 basically might as well be like an ape in a cave type shit like have you heard of like a deodorant 0.95

01:09:29.320 my guy or um a tongue scraper or like do you even brush your teeth um and so it's it's zenning 0.99

01:09:36.220 zenning has been making people have rank ass fucking breath i'll stand 10 toes down on this 0.97

01:09:42.660 can't do it but why do the but but some of these people too are just genetically as he mentioned 0.98

01:09:47.620 that's tough and those are the tough ones that i feel bad for because there's girls too that like

01:09:52.060 bleep the fuck out of it i swear to god dude i didn't what is wrong we had a nickname for her 0.60

01:10:01.940 no no no stop remember what you said about nicknames please bad and she's so hot she's 0.98

01:10:06.980 like top tier like maybe have you talked about this before no never we have a very deep inside

01:10:12.120 joke started by his sister oh no well she gives everyone has to get a nickname okay so everyone

01:10:19.540 gets a nickname it was just shock it's shocking that a girl that looks like this has breath like

01:10:26.040 that it it is like i don't know how it how anyone could get so it happens to people but i will say

01:10:32.280 this dude it's funny that like the people that have the disposition predisposition they like

01:10:38.040 somehow are like yeah what could i say i really like milk like they also just happen to have the

01:10:43.660 worst habits that's oh like you know what i'm saying like they're not like the type of people

01:10:47.500 that are like well i have this issue so i drink a lot of water they're like you know what would

01:10:51.000 be nice right now is cigar you know what i'm saying like and some raw milk yeah like why do

01:10:56.320 you why why is someone you know when you speak it makes people want to commit you know what i'm 0.97

01:11:02.280 saying like kms dude like why do you are you drinking fucking milk right now on a saturday 0.97

01:11:07.700 afternoon in the sun it's 92 degrees and you have a gallon of milk in your hand and you know 0.98

01:11:13.900 that's not gonna end well for any of us dude you know what i'm saying sometimes it's because we

01:11:19.240 get new sound guys i always look at the sound guys hey bro this is a poor guy bro like we haven't

01:11:23.360 even met him no he's had several giggles how you how you doing bro what's your what's your name

01:11:27.860 by the way lee shout out lee sound guy's always my favorite because they have to suffer with me

01:11:32.140 the whole time here's another clip you just did a machine gun kelly music video yes i did how cool

01:11:41.260 is that it's a full circle moment isn't it coming from cleveland you have you met him

01:11:46.060 what have i met him there we go dude that's our boy is my guy he's the best person ever he's the

01:11:52.740 coolest man i've ever met my entire life that was the most ecstatic insane moment i've ever

01:11:58.820 experienced to this day i think i think that's an accurate description of him he's he's another

01:12:04.320 person who you meet in real life you're like yes yes exactly exactly i've never felt more seen by

01:12:09.800 someone also just for them to like you never know who is going to come across your videos and this

01:12:14.060 is something that i really struggle with like when somebody even sees me in public i'm like wait 0.69

01:12:17.760 you fucking know who i am to know that he saw something of mine and i don't know if this is 0.56

01:12:22.940 like appropriate to talk about but like i grew up in the same hometown as him and then full circle 0.99

01:12:28.560 came around his daughter is like friends with my sister they go to school went to school together

01:12:32.660 and they were on the same volleyball team and then for him to see my videos when i was in cleveland 0.98

01:12:36.740 actually he sent me a message and was like you're from here and i was like what the fuck he was 0.98

01:12:43.100 commenting on my trial reels too i was like how the fuck you got jimped by that he might be the 0.95

01:12:48.360 most famous person more he's more famous than david spade then maybe yeah yeah definitely but i 0.82

01:12:53.120 and i also got to meet wiz khalifa yeah on the shoot i didn't i didn't say any words yeah yeah

01:12:58.480 i didn't know what to say you should have whiz is equally cool they're both super chill but it was

01:13:03.280 it depends on when you catch it depends on when you catch wiz though because sometimes he's super

01:13:07.920 high and he it doesn't seem like he's like having convos you know what i'm saying i think this could

01:13:11.920 have been the case in that situation he posted his video yesterday just got into running he's like

01:13:16.340 big and running and he wants to represent the people who run but also smoke weed and there's

01:13:21.700 a lot of like controversy there because he wants to like get big into it but so he posts this video

01:13:26.440 And in his mind, he's like, dude, I'm going to talk about running while smoking weed, and it's going to get this point across, and it's going to open up this whole new world for the weed-smoking runners.

01:13:34.460 But he posts this video with a pair of, like, tight black, like, spandex running shorts on, and he's a giant black man with a huge, like, a tripod.

01:13:49.100 And so every – there's, like – I look, and I'm like, why does this have 169,000?

01:13:53.320 Come on, okay, that's why. 0.94

01:13:54.460 Dude, it's like got a fucking fourth, third and fourth leg 0.96

01:13:58.800 So every comment is just like, dude, it's looking at me 0.99

01:14:01.540 And like just a million comments

01:14:03.120 You got a snake in your boot

01:14:04.140 Yes, a snake in your boot, though, every comment

01:14:06.580 And there was a polymarket about it

01:14:08.320 Yeah, listen, speaking of polymarket

01:14:10.100 Who do you think the time person of the year is going to be?

01:14:13.240 Me? 0.73

01:14:14.360 You aren't even on the polymarket

01:14:15.960 I'll get on it then

01:14:17.740 Zoran Mamdani's at 33%

01:14:19.780 Oh, that's great

01:14:22.400 Elon Musk is at 15%

01:14:24.280 no comment donald trump's at 14 okay bro wait hold on a second who put these choices together

01:14:31.420 it's just all controversial political it's the traitors bro i don't know what to tell you this

01:14:35.540 is where the money's flowing pope leo 22 the new pope yeah from chicago is he from chicago yes he

01:14:43.660 is from chicago so you gotta be picking him i will pick him you're buying pope leo obviously

01:14:48.800 Wow

01:14:49.640 That's cool

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01:14:54.120 You're very welcome

01:14:55.120 I do gotta get out of here

01:14:56.580 I'm so sorry

01:14:57.980 I hate to cut it off

01:14:58.960 I gotta

01:14:59.180 17 minutes I gotta sprint across the floor

01:15:01.660 Did you go sell your cards?

01:15:03.020 Yes actually

01:15:03.860 Are you doing the card show stuff?

01:15:05.980 No

01:15:06.340 I don't have that level of autism

01:15:10.220 Let's pop around though for a few minutes

01:15:14.220 You should it might be fun

01:15:15.940 Can I like do tricks

01:15:17.040 So they slide it on the top like this.

01:15:18.940 Go buy cards. 0.99

01:15:19.640 Can I do anime shit? 1.00

01:15:21.020 Is that what they do here? 1.00

01:15:22.240 It's sports though, right?

01:15:24.140 Yeah.

01:15:25.280 Well, and Pokemon.

01:15:26.200 Are you able to remove it?

01:15:27.040 Seriously, are they gloving with them?

01:15:28.560 They're like, buy this card.

01:15:29.400 No, it's not that.

01:15:30.180 That's a rave.

01:15:30.760 You don't do uwu face, do you?

01:15:32.580 Well, what do you mean uwu face?

01:15:34.420 You just said anime?

01:15:37.220 Yeah.

01:15:38.220 What do you mean by that? 0.99

01:15:39.100 I fuck with the niche humor of anime. 1.00

01:15:41.100 The uwu shit. 1.00

01:15:42.500 What do you mean by that? 1.00

01:15:44.120 Well, she said anime,

01:15:45.380 so I didn't know

01:15:45.980 if you do like

01:15:46.640 ooh face

01:15:47.360 the genre 0.96

01:15:47.840 what the hell

01:15:48.760 is a ooh face 0.95

01:15:49.260 what are you talking about

01:15:49.840 I can't show you really

01:15:51.000 I can't

01:15:51.540 we gotta get out

01:15:52.280 it's when you do

01:15:52.800 the cross eyes

01:15:53.540 and like

01:15:53.960 okay

01:15:54.400 you know what I'm

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 17, 2026

Lindsey Fishman Calls Clavicular UGLY, Exposes MGK DM, Admits to Dating A Hollywood Elite

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