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00:02:12.760 I didn't want that conversation to air.

00:02:16.200 I said that to everybody, and I said it just makes us both look bad.

00:02:20.240 And you guys still aired it.

00:02:29.740 how does it feel to be the less cool paul brother right now i gotta ask you that

00:02:36.060 honestly i'm honored i'm honored because jake is super cool and if i'm even in the same category

00:02:44.580 oh man stop it stop it no i don't even want to start like this no no we shouldn't we shouldn't

00:02:50.860 no i want to start well you started like that that's not what i meant that was a joke i didn't

00:02:55.460 mean like but it's not a joke it's like a true joke people well all right but like i'll say

00:03:02.940 something really fast people want to compare us because there's no one else to compare us to

00:03:07.760 mic drop we're the best in the world yeah number one and two like compare me to who else

00:03:15.720 of course him that's where people are like this is my he's my greatest inspiration he's my

00:03:20.260 Oftentimes, him and I are in competition

00:03:22.620 Because who the f*** else

00:03:24.520 Are we going to be in competition with

00:03:26.580 Diaz brothers 1.00

00:03:27.460 Bro, f*** you and your stupid jokes 1.00

00:03:31.140 Yeah, Mike's wild 1.00

00:03:32.280 Mike's wild

00:03:32.980 Who are they going to compare us to?

00:03:35.680 Compare me to somebody

00:03:36.920 My age, go

00:03:38.600 Vivek Ramsey

00:03:40.240 Vivek Ramaswamy

00:03:43.040 38 year old presidential candidate

00:03:45.680 You were hanging out with him, dude

00:03:47.080 That's a level of coolness you're at, bro

00:03:49.380 you're hanging out with future presidents yeah i was saying that to mom i was like man like and

00:03:55.800 he's really cool and over the past like a couple of days we've grown our relationship and um i

00:04:03.180 really like his way of thinking and maybe if he doesn't win this presidential campaign maybe i

00:04:08.380 know one day he's gonna win some presidential campaign he's not bought right he's not like

00:04:13.520 is he running for a specific party he's republican but what's great about him which is what i also

00:04:20.900 liked about trump is that they're not just saying what their donors want them to say they're not

00:04:25.160 politicians by trade he's a businessman um billionaire do you know he knows how to run a

00:04:32.020 business america is a business and that's what people don't fucking realize do you see him taking

00:04:36.560 a lot like out of the tried and true trump playbook like you you saw it kind of in the first

00:04:42.100 Debates

00:04:44.400 A lot of the stuff that he says

00:04:45.940 Kind of sounds like stuff that Trump's already said

00:04:47.980 Really?

00:04:49.780 Yeah he runs on it

00:04:50.520 I think Vivek is like super articulate 1.00

00:04:53.180 And Trump just says like jokes and shit 1.00

00:04:55.440 Trump's fucking around 1.00

00:04:56.860 And he's just going like this 1.00

00:04:58.120 I didn't want to open this podcast politically

00:05:02.240 You started with Contra

00:05:04.960 Wait but

00:05:05.600 There's two openings that we didn't want

00:05:09.400 I wasn't even ready 0.97

00:05:11.500 for this robin on calls all day my mind is all over the fucking place hell yeah dude you've been 0.97

00:05:16.760 jump into it no it's good i i wanted to say welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast 0.97

00:05:20.460 in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing today's a very special

00:05:23.640 episode it's a very special episode today because everyone on this set has a girlfriend

00:05:29.260 including mike maybe i can't believe it i can't believe it mike is locked down he found a girl

00:05:37.220 who with a real name well you want to start with you want a real name you want to start with this

00:05:43.540 topic it was just it just well we haven't been able to start with any of the topics yeah i got

00:05:49.220 a girl dude i do i have a girlfriend um she's latina she's uh she's partially cuban the other

00:05:57.640 part is irish and she does have a she also has a four-letter name her name's sarah but with no h

00:06:04.200 at the end of it been trying to stay away from h for some time now

00:06:08.440 uh and uh she's she's a very nice girl and uh the reason why

00:06:16.460 we're bringing it up is because i wanted to ask you guys some questions you know

00:06:21.380 relationships haven't always come very easy to me i uh have a bit of a commit a fear of commitment

00:06:28.580 uh phobia if you will uh i'm a avoidant resist i'm a attachment avoidant they say and i wanted

00:06:37.040 to ask you guys if you guys have ever dealt with any of that yourselves because it's really not

00:06:43.400 that small of a problem there's a lot of people out there a lot of men who are have have fears

00:06:49.820 about a myriad of things 39 of millennials aren't sure whether their current partner is the one for

00:06:56.820 them 15 of millennials wonder whether they would stumble across someone better than their current

00:07:01.900 partner so i see what you're saying are you a grass is greener type of guy like you're already

00:07:08.240 looking beyond sarah no no no no not not on this one but i but i would i also think that it's not

00:07:14.040 as always as simple as the idea that there could be better candidates there's there's a there's a

00:07:20.020 bunch of other things that go into it i wanted to connect with you on it i don't know i don't know

00:07:23.600 why i feel like you you might have some feedback on it but people have all kinds of issues getting

00:07:28.160 they've they have they have trust problems they have fears of abandonment they have issues that

00:07:32.860 were left to them uh generationally or from their parents from divorces from uh sour relationships

00:07:38.820 of the past and so i think for someone like me who hasn't been in a healthy relationship in so

00:07:46.040 long i've had to go through a lot of um i've had to go through some like kind of early stuff here

00:07:51.680 to try to get into a place where i'm like it's a massive change of of pace for me and a massive

00:07:56.380 change to my life to get used to the idea that yo i'm gonna text this person every day yo i'm gonna

00:08:02.080 i'm gonna uh change the way i approach and talk to people of the opposite sex because of this

00:08:08.100 person and all of my interactions moving forward so it's been a little bit of a growth for me but

00:08:12.440 i wanted to see if you or or your brother mac ever dealt with any struggles there well yeah i mean i

00:08:17.440 think also the profession you're in is a huge huge part of it and where you spend most of your time

00:08:22.560 in the circles you're running in you're not surrounded by people with good healthy relationships

00:08:27.700 i can't name a single healthy relationship in los angeles city county so uh we keep if you

00:08:35.800 if you have so look at the numbers that logan read earlier but add a hundred thousand followers

00:08:43.320 and a blue check mark to those numbers and i guarantee you they're gonna be a hot a lot

00:08:48.340 fucking higher because the problem with our generation is that no one wants to sacrifice

00:08:55.040 and no one wants to build they want the easiest way out and everything in every route they're 0.99

00:09:01.460 they think they deserve all of these things and then people's egos are inflated because of social

00:09:06.540 media and as soon as anything starts going wrong you're just like i'm gonna go to these other

00:09:13.120 100 people that i see all the time and are put in front of us all the time and it ends up just

00:09:19.240 being a waste of time like it's just it's a futile effort i mean you give up something good

00:09:23.060 for uh for something that you think might be a good idea one in the hand is worth more than two

00:09:28.040 in the bush exactly you know were you just saying that your discover page got cleaned up recently

00:09:31.780 yeah now when i go on my discover page because i try not to tempt myself with the the candies of

00:09:36.660 the flesh that's good that's good and so i started now when i go on my discover page it's 0.95

00:09:42.560 all burgers calzones mozzarella sticks what was it before what was it before fat asses bro fat 0.99

00:09:50.240 asses canadian titties we're all like all that type of shit i made this list uh because i want 0.99

00:09:56.280 to remind myself every day yo like when i start to feel that anxiety because i also have really 0.99

00:10:00.760 bad anxiety in general and so i feel like it's like heightened a little bit by this new stage

00:10:05.200 in my life i wrote uh this girlfriend manifest good things about sarah she's patient with me

00:10:11.700 being brain dead she has a very mature attitude she is a hot latina this one just says perfect

00:10:20.020 and then it has the cat emoji that can mean anything uh great great style streetwear times 0.97

00:10:30.300 havana nights she's focused on her future she's tight with her mom dad and her obby

00:10:36.660 she helps me with my house and makes my bed she helps me talk more positively to myself like she 0.99

00:10:43.020 doesn't let if i ever say like yo fuck it maybe i'll just go jump off the bridge ah yeah i say 0.99

00:10:47.820 that to utah too and she tells you to not she says jake don't even say that well i can't live 1.00

00:10:54.320 without you oh that's so sweet uh she has a dog and she can take care of it 11 is that she doesn't

00:11:02.080 snore and 12 is that she likes to eat drink and have fun and then i also included bad things about 1.00

00:11:08.440 sarah oh no there's just one hates all white bitches that's it i mean i already said this a 1.00

00:11:18.840 while back it was gonna be a problem with the latina bro she just dude i but she just aesthetically 1.00

00:11:23.640 she looks white she might she might as well be but i she grew up in miami and she's and she's 1.00

00:11:29.060 esl so she like spoke spanish first so like she like to her she's like it's from cuba you know

00:11:36.000 what i'm saying like she ain't like bro i was at fashion week i know you were there too i want to

00:11:39.720 talk about it but like i'll be around a bunch of latina chicks and she's like oh yeah go have fun 0.96

00:11:44.460 have a good time say hang out do whatever you want and then like this one white chick bro like 1.00

00:11:49.820 i swear was probably looking at like the hot dog vendor behind me and she comes up to me she goes 1.00

00:11:54.500 who the fuck was she looking at i was like i don't know fucking what i don't even know this 1.00

00:11:59.060 chick girl it turned into a whole thing she was like i'll talk to cindy prattle or something 1.00

00:12:03.160 i was like you want me to talk to cindy prattle she's a coach she's cuban that's why so anyways

00:12:08.440 yeah you know people are scared of commitment yeah that's kind of kind of one of them maybe

00:12:15.100 you're struggling you're working on it but i i see you getting so much better but i would also

00:12:20.820 look at like the person themselves like what else in their lives like aren't they committed to if

00:12:26.140 you can't make a commitment to yourself then there's no way you can make a commitment to

00:12:31.040 somebody else do you mean like and this is something i think about i'm not like the most

00:12:35.240 disciplined person like in life as a whole and so i've been thinking about what you just said

00:12:41.900 a lot lately like this seems like it has to be more of a holistic effort on my part to get

00:12:47.360 disciplined about a lot of things in my life i don't think that's incorrect but also how much

00:12:54.060 of like relationship merging can be attributed to timing timing is so important in people's lives i

00:13:00.740 i don't think that could be uh underestimated like are you at a point in your life where you're

00:13:07.640 willing to commit to this relationship because if it is feeling too much like work and it feels like

00:13:12.220 you have to stay disciplined to be in that relationship are you really ready for it well

00:13:17.080 i think like are you talking about like improving yourself in order to like level up your game and

00:13:21.060 be better for her yeah and i'll and i'll answer both of these i think i think sometimes you need

00:13:27.660 a catalyst in your life to start to go through those motions like i remember nina said it last

00:13:34.060 night she was like you kind of have to like go through the fire a little bit like in order to

00:13:37.380 start to ever be relationship ready you have to get relationship ready you have to start to go

00:13:42.060 through those motions it's not that it feels like work it's just a little bit uncomfortable

00:13:45.500 that's it does that make sense it's not like the easiest thing because it's so different from 0.99

00:13:50.540 also drastically 180 my whole also shit knowing your trauma and like all the shit you've been 0.53

00:13:58.020 through you're used to life being a lot of ups and downs and so that's why you were attracted to 0.99

00:14:04.920 these toxic relationships you actually go after people who hurt you sometimes because that's what

00:14:10.960 you're used to whether it was your parents or you hurting yourself so you're actually addicted to

00:14:17.340 this cycle and that's why people end up constantly in toxic relationships because they're sometimes

00:14:22.880 more fun and the highs are super high and the lows are super low and so maybe you're just at

00:14:30.240 this like base level and transitioning into a relationship that's like that which is how

00:14:38.440 they're supposed to be yeah yeah which is how they're supposed to be but for you for you it

00:14:42.620 might be like weird and i noticed that too with with yuta it's like this perfectly level relationship

00:14:48.640 and sometimes i'm like wait something's supposed to be going wrong and then it's just not yeah and

00:14:57.120 then you're like okay cool it's surprising for me too as your brother like watching you in this

00:15:01.380 relationship i remember like after a few months i was like you guys like getting any fights yet or

00:15:05.540 because the jake in relationships that i know you know things could happen they could flare up from

00:15:10.920 both from both parties yeah exactly uh but it sounds like utah and i can definitely speak

00:15:15.420 like on this with me and nina is she activates the best part of you when it comes to companionship

00:15:22.680 which is which is how it should be you know and mike's probably not used to that he's used to you

00:15:27.840 know people making life harder yeah and making you feel insecure i like i like what you said

00:15:34.060 including himself though you know he's he you self-inflict sometimes for sure no absolutely i

00:15:39.160 do i'm that's the thing that's like and by the way the reason i brought this up today is

00:15:43.780 i like to come up with topics that as we always do that are affecting our lives but that are

00:15:49.200 relatable to the audience because this is a very important topic for a lot of people people look

00:15:53.620 at relationships as kind of like the basis point for happiness in this life like do i have a

00:16:00.180 partner a lot of people look at it like that and and a lot of people struggle with the same demons

00:16:03.760 that we're talking about which is which is why i kind of brought it up today um i've always been

00:16:09.580 a runner like first sniff of a problem out sabotage a runner and the question i've been

00:16:16.040 asking her a lot is like yo are you sure you want to have to be patient like it's not that this isn't

00:16:25.080 about me it's more but it is about me so much that i'm like trying to turn on her and be like

00:16:29.420 yo are you sure you want to be around and like wait yeah and deal with this madness and she's

00:16:34.880 like i i really do she's like what like she you know what she said she said you are keenly aware

00:16:42.640 of your issues voicing them to me and taking steps to work on them and she goes and you're asking me

00:16:50.660 if i would rather do this or go to the 99 of the people out there who lie to themselves on a daily 0.97

00:16:56.240 basis and i was like wow that was a fucking mature ass statement and and she also added 0.97

00:17:01.000 plus you have a big heart a big heart and you're not going to do something to to hurt me you might 0.99

00:17:06.180 be flaky you might say yeah i'm feeling anxious today but those are the things i can deal with so

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00:18:26.160 i would say to the viewers watching like take a hard look internally and if you wouldn't date

00:18:33.020 yourself knowing all the like bad things that you do behind closed doors maybe in relationships or

00:18:40.840 if you are you know cheating or looking at these people if you wouldn't date you then you have a

00:18:47.780 lot to work on before you're going to be able to be in a relationship that actually works because

00:18:51.720 all those things are going to come out for sure so speaking of coming out

00:18:55.960 this is way more important than what we just talked about

00:19:01.620 because the things we just talked about have to do with people yeah humans yeah yeah yeah

00:19:08.060 yeah give it to him mike today the mexican government

00:19:12.960 announced that they are in possession

00:19:16.760 of extraterrestrials have you seen this i haven't seen this jake jake jake jake 0.98

00:19:24.560 it's a massive one fucking year old mummified aliens no you haven't seen this i haven't seen 0.97

00:19:31.320 it at all you haven't seen this is what we were talking about no this no this can't be possible 0.99

00:19:35.020 this video is online of the bodies so so let me read this out the body allegedly yes these things 0.99

00:19:41.860 look so fucking stupid ridiculous so they look so they look like a a crappy version of et like a 0.98

00:19:48.300 smaller like version of et it it's crazy how the aliens look exactly like we thought aliens would 1.00

00:19:54.480 look like ridiculous with eggs inside them with eggs inside so the bodies of two alleged alien

00:19:59.200 beings were exhibited before politicians in a special session of the mexican congress the 0.95

00:20:03.980 fossilized bodies presented by journalists and

00:20:05.960 UFO scientist Jamie Mawson

00:20:08.120 and displayed in glass cases were

00:20:09.960 retrieved from Cusco in Peru

00:20:11.580 and are said to be 1,000 years

00:20:13.980 old. These specimens are

00:20:15.920 not part of the

00:20:17.840 evolution of our world.

00:20:19.980 They were not recovered from a UFO scrap.

00:20:22.060 They were found fossilized in

00:20:24.000 Diadem Moss Mine.

00:20:26.140 Under oath, under oath

00:20:28.260 this man claimed

00:20:30.020 that these two aliens 0.70

00:20:31.140 who look like they're made of paper mache they do like like you're you're telling me after all 0.99

00:20:38.400 this time after all this speculation no these cat sized paper mache motherfuckers it's got like 0.97

00:20:46.400 are what are what we're actually dealing no people people aren't really sure what to make of it 0.92

00:20:50.460 because i mean you're looking at it right now yeah i mean i'm looking at some sort of like

00:20:53.360 uh mri kind of thing and it's got bones but like not in a it's got some stuff inside of it i mean

00:21:01.060 it looks like a body i just this is from nasca i just revert back to like maybe there's a reason

00:21:07.280 we think that they look like that if they are old and i revert back to like imagine like me and my

00:21:14.440 me and my friends joke about this imagine you walk into your room and you have a plant a plant in

00:21:19.700 your room and the plant is like laying on the bed with the remote in its hand like flipping through

00:21:25.120 the channels and then you walk in and it's like and it jumps back into the plant toy story yeah

00:21:31.560 it jumps back in there and you like what do you do do you tell your friends or they're gonna think 0.93

00:21:37.000 you're fucking crazy what do you what are you talking about this is no different than being 0.77

00:21:41.720 like yeah look i found these alien bodies and then everyone else being like no you did it you 1.00

00:21:46.340 fucking idiot those are paper mache how is that not different it's the same shit because it's 1.00

00:21:52.860 it's so it's so unbelievable that it could it just like causes people are like you're no this 1.00

00:21:59.860 you're fucking stupid and then you have like the conspiracy theorists who are like yes this is it 0.99

00:22:05.100 so then it just almost like creates this like more division real one how about like a galileo 1.00

00:22:09.600 type where you got like bro like bro can you can you zoom in on this i don't know like are you

00:22:14.460 this is his face look looks like yoda but you're saying you're you're on the logan you're on the

00:22:20.200 side of like that's bullshit well this stuff fascinates me as everyone knows i love ufo stuff 0.76

00:22:26.880 and i i like geek out on ufo videos all the time online but man when they pull back the the top 0.94

00:22:33.740 of the alien box and that's what was in there why i don't know man i don't know and allegedly

00:22:41.140 the guy who found them has previously been associated with claims of alien discoveries

00:22:46.120 that have later been debunked including five mummies found yeah but this is yeah but why is

00:22:50.600 the government but why is the government involved like is this is this uh a psyops like is this one

00:22:58.540 of those like are they they're distracting yeah are they distracting us from from something else

00:23:04.100 are these are these aliens going to be used in the future as mules for cocaine like do you

00:23:10.520 understand what i'm saying like what is really going on here like do you think okay ready for 0.60

00:23:14.660 this mexican government does all this stuff right they take these paper mache aliens off the stage 0.99

00:23:21.140 pack these motherfuckers with peruvian white right then they're like oh shit we have to send 1.00

00:23:26.100 this to washington dc for further analysis that's why they found the cocaine yes in the white house 1.00

00:23:32.320 exactly yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry yes these are 100 not real aliens they're just not bro they're

00:23:38.520 just now i'm that i'm telling you right now the end quote logan paul i like that we're no smarter

00:23:46.480 than yeah but i'm just looking at this thing his head looks like a vr headset wrapped in paper 0.95

00:23:51.160 mache he's got a stupid expression that is by the way basically just a human face he has hip bones 0.86

00:23:56.720 that are protruding and somehow he's laid out perfectly like flat on his back what alien both 0.99

00:24:03.820 of them would have been mummified perfectly flat on their back and a thousand years ago also

00:24:08.060 all mummies are flat on their back 0.97

00:24:09.580 they're in weird positions 1.00

00:24:11.740 but then you go sometimes on their side

00:24:14.220 but a thousand years isn't that long ago

00:24:15.920 a thousand years is not long at all

00:24:17.300 but you go back to like ancient

00:24:19.900 hieroglyphics and they like depict

00:24:22.120 aliens still looking that same way

00:24:24.260 what flat on their back

00:24:25.680 paper mache VR heads

00:24:26.900 that face

00:24:28.140 to that point what if it's

00:24:30.680 why are these

00:24:31.840 in civilizations from

00:24:35.020 thousands and thousands of years ago

00:24:37.080 are they drawing with stones on other stones these alien faces for what reason to be like ha

00:24:43.680 gotcha it's just a prank no i i know like they're gonna draw what's actually and back then

00:24:48.980 there was so much less disinformation and there was a one ruler and so and it was the and you

00:24:55.960 didn't speak out otherwise you'd be killed in each in each culture in each like specifically

00:25:01.260 in the roms in in rome so that everything you just said kind of makes sense yeah but i feel 0.95

00:25:06.640 like i feel like there was a ton a fucking bunch of aliens in hieroglyphics on a wall like for

00:25:11.960 because it's fun i i agree with you the weirdest part about the hieroglyphics is that there are 0.93

00:25:16.340 matching symbols and depictions of these extraterrestrial beings from um civilizations

00:25:21.500 that had no contact with each other over a period of like a thousand years which is fucking insane 0.79

00:25:25.760 i i think there was a crazy amount of disinformation back then like dude like 0.67

00:25:28.800 you know for a long time they thought the earth was flat there's still that well that wasn't that

00:25:33.280 wasn't that wasn't disinformation that was just that was just lack of lack of evidence yeah and

00:25:38.220 but isn't that disinformation no disinformation no disinformation is someone like an intentional

00:25:43.680 intentional it's like a propaganda or some sort of way to confuse someone from from believing

00:25:48.460 something what if it's some sort of game what if it's all of our beliefs that are making all

00:25:52.080 of these things come true like over time most the majority of us start manifestation that aliens are

00:25:56.920 in existence and then they pop up from the nothingness and arrive here you think we're

00:26:01.520 creating this through some sort of intelligent or subconscious belief system we gotta get out of

00:26:07.480 here just just well if we've talked about this before if time is everywhere and everything

00:26:15.420 and it doesn't go forwards backwards up or down then yes if we are all just one moment in time

00:26:23.040 then you could manifest things in real time as is happening and in the past and then just this

00:26:29.500 revolving door that you're walking so that's which is why it would be so important that everyone

00:26:33.260 always says there's no aliens there's no aliens so that the majority doesn't take over and we

00:26:37.940 start to believe that these little little paper mache dummies arrive here on this planet but but

00:26:43.020 to your point and and this really is what it all boils down to is like we really do just exist on

00:26:50.180 a spinning rock and i it's not it's not to quote jeff levin but at the end of the day it really is

00:26:55.680 the fact of the matter like i'll sit here and discuss with you like i have relationship anxiety

00:27:00.140 how do i overcome bro like let me lay this out for you one last time i'll just really quickly

00:27:05.400 right now we are on a a massive globular rock hurtling hurtling through space and the only

00:27:14.740 reason why you're not floating into the ceiling is because that ball is spinning so fast that you

00:27:19.240 stay glued to the ground and when you walk outside right you're not freezing because a

00:27:24.960 much larger ball of gas is burning further out in space to heat us up like a small oven yeah

00:27:32.140 and each each particle of that gas when it reaches us it takes 10 million years to be created inside 0.94

00:27:40.000 of that ball shit's funky and somewhere out there right now somebody's like man i have such bad 0.77

00:27:44.620 social anxiety like look how he looked at me when i was buying these oranges like it's and trust me 0.99

00:27:50.500 i'm that person that's what makes that suck so bad like i understand all these things yet i still

00:27:55.080 feel the way humans it's humans we're too conscious we're too we're too it's weird the

00:27:59.880 dichotomy of being like conscious beings who are self-aware and also not knowing a single thing

00:28:04.200 about anything is is a funny position to be in like what are we doing here and why how do we get

00:28:09.940 here and do those paper mache aliens have our answers they might we should have and this is

00:28:13.740 why elon musk treats his depression with ketamine because the smartest of the smart are always

00:28:20.340 tend to be depressed because you just are too conscious and think too much and know too much

00:28:25.620 and that's why i'm always depressed that's right ignorance is bliss right there's a saying for that 1.00

00:28:29.540 i was gonna ask you and i'll ask all everyone watching it there's gonna be stupid people 0.98

00:28:34.480 watching they're like this is why i'm depressed 0.99

00:28:37.080 let me ask this question that's not most likely that's not why you're depressed

00:28:43.540 i've met thousands and hundreds of thousands of people in my time let me say most likely 0.99

00:28:48.880 like i've met so many fucking people and most people are dumb as fuck i just want to say i 1.00

00:28:55.440 want to point out there's not a single dumb person that watches impulsive no no not for 1.00

00:28:59.240 this audience oh perfect then so yeah you guys are if you're depressed and it's most likely 0.92

00:29:03.400 because you're a genius 100 all right question for you especially for you for the rich people

00:29:09.520 here if you had to trade away your riches or your artistic expression i'm not i could be rich

00:29:16.200 all right okay you know actually you're right mac i've already made a mistake i'm rich in love if

00:29:21.500 you know but listen if you had to trade away all of your wealth the three of you right and you had 0.61

00:29:26.220 to move back to west lake and be dumb but twice as happy as you are right now twice bro 2x happiness

00:29:35.060 and i don't care what the factors are would you the question in in short is would you rather be 1.00

00:29:40.220 dumb and happy or or smart and fucking not as happy i i would rather be exactly where i am 0.98

00:29:53.100 right now in this moment because i believe so much in destiny and that like certain people 0.99

00:30:00.580 were meant to carry certain loads to change the world for the better and that everything we're

00:30:05.940 doing echoes into eternity i would say i would say a line from a movie i'd say watch out for

00:30:13.780 happiness because it's not all happiness like you're gonna go through struggle you're gonna

00:30:17.700 go through stuff so i wouldn't trade my uh my current thing just be a little bit more happy

00:30:24.420 i do aim for happiness like i want to be happy but like the majority of our existence is not

00:30:29.080 like always this elevated peak and the more the more i

00:30:33.480 evolve in life and mature i think a lot of times as creatures we're meant to have happiness and

00:30:44.220 have happy moments but i think we're meant to be useful and the more i read stoicism and get

00:30:51.860 deeper into it the more i just really see that their values were like far more advanced and still

00:30:58.940 hold true till this day and i think so many people focus on i need to be happy i need that i need this

00:31:04.440 and it's like the biggest thing you could do is help uplift others around you and make the world

00:31:10.720 a better place and that's not easy or the first thing that provides happiness so you you study

00:31:19.300 stoicism yeah a little bit yeah what do you think about my favorite belief set nihilism

00:31:24.520 i will say you're uh you're spinning i'm not i'm not a nihilist i swear

00:31:29.940 it's just basically anarchy everything everything nothing nothing yes falling apart at all times

00:31:37.520 everything well it boils that's david's philosophy yeah david the german it basically boils down into

00:31:42.940 nothing matters so basically like the opposite of what jake said whatever you do reverberates

00:31:47.360 into eternity in nihilism nothing you do matters you cannot affect anything in any way and so you

00:31:53.920 should just live your life based on pleasure or whatever you want because you're only here for a

00:31:59.080 little bit and whatever you do doesn't matter i think they're very i think they have similarities

00:32:02.600 so i i at some point my life had a very very pessimistic view and i was literally gonna get

00:32:10.020 like nothing matters i'm a chat no regrets no regrets no but um and and uh

00:32:20.900 it it slowly changed and as i got closer to myself and closer to this higher power and to

00:32:32.100 God that completely flipped on its head and I saw a moment that was presented to me where it showed

00:32:41.600 me like just how big of a influence like every decision that I have makes in the world and that's

00:32:47.820 why I said everything matters because if I decide something somehow maybe little Timmy in Nebraska

00:32:54.160 who is a jake paul fan sees that and that changes one of his decisions to go to a different store

00:33:02.620 that day because he went to that store that day he didn't get hit by the car timmy no seriously

00:33:08.620 then you know goes and becomes the next president and changes the world and becomes the next

00:33:15.420 gandhi you know and it's you cannot even comprehend the butterfly effect um but that's

00:33:23.300 why i i know that everything matters well especially for you because you're also a very

00:33:27.280 big butterfly but you know what i'm saying like you're you're all jokes aside the size of his

00:33:33.140 promotional and marketable wings you know what i'm saying but for the average for the average

00:33:39.060 person out there in tuscaloosa for example you know they could i could see them reading

00:33:43.520 nichey and falling into a a nihilistic situation but speaking of unhappiness dylan danis let's

00:33:50.320 cover let's cover some of the stuff that's been going on there did you see the face to face 0.93

00:33:54.480 i did not watch the full thing no why not i've been on a fucking terror like work non-stop 0.90

00:34:05.560 every single day did you get hit in the face with a beer and i also and i also was confused because 0.88

00:34:10.660 i saw so many clips coming out for like three weeks and then i would like go and look to see

00:34:15.500 when it was coming out and then when it actually came out i like didn't it was me it was me

00:34:20.300 posting the clips yeah and i'll tell you why i've seen the clip outs no i this guy's a good he's a

00:34:26.460 good twitter troll he's excellent and in debating how to like tackle this and even if i do want to

00:34:33.340 tackle it he's a good twitter troll because he's never he's never you have a very large weak spot

00:34:40.080 that he's exploiting but when he tweets about anything other than nita

00:34:45.100 It doesn't

00:34:47.400 No one cares

00:34:47.960 Didn't he get like famous for tweeting

00:34:51.280 He's definitely let's give him some

00:34:52.840 He was dead until you resurrected his career

00:34:55.520 And like he's

00:34:57.240 Yeah he's like makes jokes

00:34:59.500 But it's largely

00:35:01.360 In part that he's exploiting

00:35:03.240 Nina and there's so many 0.69

00:35:05.500 Hurt males out there who can't get 0.97

00:35:07.420 Girls and they're the ones 1.00

00:35:08.840 Who are like yeah like fuck girls 1.00

00:35:11.300 Fuck women I'm gonna do do do 1.00

00:35:13.360 i love what dylan's doing here and they know that they won't ever get a hot girl and our society and 1.00

00:35:18.940 culture and young men are hurting and are so hurt and they're addicted to porn and they have no way

00:35:24.800 to interact with girls and they text them and they're getting rejected and then boom boom it's

00:35:28.540 this never-ending cycle and now they're finding a way out to unleash their hate through this super

00:35:33.820 hateful insecure male who is clearly clearly a very hurt person that's where we keep landing

00:35:42.500 is like dylan's obviously damaged and he may have some sort of mental illness that i empathize with

00:35:50.380 but and he unfortunately you know hurt people hurt people and he's he's targeted an innocent

00:35:56.840 bystanding female that has nothing to do with this fight and people are latching on to it

00:36:01.920 but he's at least at this point in time tweeting 20 30 40 50 times a day i don't even know how this

00:36:09.460 guy is training and so we're going back and forth like do i even engage in this twitter war also do 0.72

00:36:14.180 i give a fuck do i have to like dylan is done almost all the promoting for this fight has zero 0.54

00:36:19.700 percent back end and he's gonna have to pay all the money he makes in this fight back to my well 0.96

00:36:24.960 he did get some clout out of it i present the other side of it just because i'll always be

00:36:32.160 called a yes man no matter what you always be called no matter what you say no here's one thing

00:36:37.920 i can say to you right now say it say it then no you don't get it get out 0.92

00:36:46.560 you're fired you're fired in my life i don't want anything to do with you 0.54

00:36:51.540 no no no the theory was when i was putting out those clips 0.65

00:36:55.300 after the face-to-face i sat down with the guy and i was so curious to see what he was going to

00:37:00.080 be like like in real life he's really just a puddle jake i'm not i'm not even just saying

00:37:04.460 this to be a tough guy he he melted he he stumbles over his words he can barely get out a sentence he 0.64

00:37:09.300 can barely form a rational thought everything he says is a lie and so I landed on why don't I just

00:37:15.820 show him actually who he is you know like it's much different in person when you're not tweeting

00:37:21.740 behind a keyboard all day which is why I'm so excited for October 14th I need this guy to show 0.95

00:37:26.880 up like what is gonna happen when Dylan Dennis is trapped in a fucking 20 by 20 foot ring with me 0.97

00:37:32.580 on October 14th 0.98

00:37:33.620 and he can't go to his phone

00:37:34.840 and tweet

00:37:35.120 because he's got boxing gloves on

00:37:36.120 but I need him to show up

00:37:37.660 and I have a prediction

00:37:38.440 because everyone's like

00:37:39.940 is he going to pull out of the fight

00:37:41.120 what's going to happen

00:37:41.820 everyone's crossing their fingers

00:37:43.340 he shows up

00:37:43.980 the face-to-face is doing numbers

00:37:45.720 like there's so much

00:37:46.720 hype around this fight

00:37:47.560 and by the way

00:37:48.620 the card in itself

00:37:49.520 is going crazy

00:37:50.580 they just added

00:37:51.840 that Brazilian influencer

00:37:53.300 slash comedian

00:37:53.960 Wenderson Nunez

00:37:55.540 October 14th

00:37:56.760 is going to be nuts

00:37:57.520 like the numbers

00:37:58.580 this card is going to do

00:37:59.640 we're all super optimistic

00:38:00.680 for it

00:38:01.960 But in thinking of the ways that Dylan could like make excuses and lie and back out of this fight, I thought of one that actually could be a good thing for him.

00:38:13.200 And I'm going to say this right now.

00:38:15.120 What's the date?

00:38:16.840 13th.

00:38:17.400 September 13th.

00:38:18.940 I predict that he's going to somehow intentionally give himself COVID to back up from the fight instead of like faking an injury or like actually getting injured.

00:38:29.340 i think he's gonna find someone with covid and like lick their feet or something and use it to

00:38:35.720 get a positive covid test to back out of the fight granted on the week of that's what i'm saying

00:38:40.040 that's what i'm saying but also like you could just like fake a covid test couldn't you know 0.94

00:38:46.100 because it would be confirmed by 10 fucking doctors he would have to actually get covid 0.97

00:38:50.760 but he's not gonna at first we thought he might intentionally injure himself like break a finger 0.99

00:38:55.800 or something but that's insane like you think this guy's gonna put his hand on the table like

00:38:58.720 smash his finger with a hammer i don't know but uh the other the other part of this is like

00:39:05.280 him pulling out in any way that isn't like verified by a doctor of our choosing he'd have

00:39:11.160 to pay a hundred thousand dollars to us which you know mike said he can just pay using the twitter

00:39:16.380 revenue that he's generating i wish i never said that no no no because it's not very much revenue

00:39:20.960 that they're they're making from this stuff no he got two he did two he did over two billion

00:39:26.680 impressions in the past yeah because everyone's gonna get that though that it's not a lot of

00:39:30.920 everyone thinks that that little uh chart the three rising bars on twitter is views and i hate 0.86

00:39:38.040 when people call it the dumbest it's the dumbest thing ever when you look at the tucker carlson 0.64

00:39:42.040 interviews yeah and you're like yo he did 450 billion yeah and then everyone's like oh you got 0.98

00:39:47.480 that many views like no that's how many people like scrolled one second that's how many people

00:39:51.460 scrolled by it yeah you don't know the views on twitter right you don't but no everyone thinks

00:39:56.600 No but his count is impression based

00:39:58.800 So he

00:39:59.660 Impressions from what

00:40:01.580 Impressions from what

00:40:03.540 He got 2 billion impressions from pictures

00:40:06.040 Tweets videos of what

00:40:07.460 Oh yeah I'm not

00:40:08.800 No I'm not saying

00:40:10.340 No

00:40:12.220 What's the content

00:40:15.340 I'm going to be honest with you bro

00:40:17.420 The way he got it done was

00:40:19.220 Activating an army of people that hate Logan Paul 0.85

00:40:22.260 That's it take the girl 0.99

00:40:23.980 Take Zoo whatever the fuck you want to 1.00

00:40:26.100 pull out of it and put under a magnifying glass but at the end of the day motherfuckers ain't 0.99

00:40:31.700 fucking with logan paul right now bro and it was a good time it was a perfect time for him to come 0.99

00:40:36.900 in and activate that army of people and to jake's point even the people that kind of messed with you 0.99

00:40:41.420 or or didn't care there was a bunch that hated women there was a bunch that wanted to do this

00:40:46.500 there's a lot of nihilists who just want to watch it all burn and they just want to get involved and 0.94

00:40:51.200 be like yo let's start trouble let's fuck people up but but back to the the crux the beginning of 0.90

00:40:55.900 all of it is the hurt people situation and and honestly i've been i've been feeling worse and 0.98

00:41:02.280 worse for the fucking dude bro i i mean that i don't i i'm not gonna cry about it but it is very 0.99

00:41:08.180 apparent that he's very he's a sad he's sad bro and that sucks it sucks also that you're gonna 1.00

00:41:13.400 have to beat his ass if he thinks he's sad now wait until october 15th because he's in a position 0.99

00:41:22.040 where and i said this to him october what you hold it yeah you shouldn't say 14th you said 15th 0.99

00:41:28.840 yeah yeah the day after the fight oh i know what day the fight is i'm saying the day after the 0.78

00:41:33.900 fight when he wakes up and he's like oh shit i've lost i've lost i've lost it all because when he

00:41:39.380 goes on twitter i said this in the face-to-face he's getting validation that he hasn't gotten in 0.98

00:41:43.860 a while that's a good feeling dude like if you haven't gotten that type of attention and validation

00:41:48.940 a bunch of people online telling you you know you're the man your tweets are funny no matter

00:41:53.280 how evil they are that can make you do things that you normally wouldn't do i've been there

00:41:59.420 but these actions have consequences right his actions have a series of consequences there's

00:42:06.580 legal consequences that we'll see how it plays out i have a feeling i know how it's going to play out 0.99

00:42:11.600 and then there's logan consequences you gotta show up you have to get in a fucking ring with me 0.99

00:42:18.560 and face me man to man 0.99

00:42:20.540 after everything you've said

00:42:22.920 and we're gonna see just how

00:42:24.700 valid you are, just how

00:42:26.800 intense, just how much of a non-Twitter

00:42:28.620 warrior real fighter that you think you are

00:42:30.300 but we gotta get the guy to show up

00:42:32.660 because when you have

00:42:34.380 this type of

00:42:35.720 feedback coming in that you haven't gotten

00:42:38.400 you're gonna do things that you normally wouldn't do

00:42:40.120 and he crossed a lot of lines in the process, he shot himself in the foot

00:42:42.740 again with this legal situation 1.00

00:42:44.300 and he's gonna shoot himself again in the foot when I fucking 1.00

00:42:46.660 kill him 1.00

00:42:47.120 this is a fight game shit shit shit gets intense and i think we are clearly in a volatile space 1.00

00:42:56.140 that no two fighters have ever been before no one's ever been in this situation it's a fucking 1.00

00:43:01.900 shit show and people want to see us rock each other you know there's a lot of people that want 0.99

00:43:08.420 to see me lose there's a lot of people that want to see me shut him up everyone's watching for 0.99

00:43:13.320 different reasons but as long as you're watching we're good i would have agreed with the murder

00:43:17.580 thing up until like a couple days ago i saw uh i saw some sparring footage of you you haven't

00:43:24.300 learned anything over the past couple years your head movement looked really bad uh your foot

00:43:29.780 movement was the same your hands were down there was a sparring footage that dropped it was a

00:43:36.140 i'll be honest it was a short clip how short like one second maybe two seconds but long enough for

00:43:46.400 to make a 12 yo don't even say that dude's name video

00:43:50.260 how desperate you gotta be two seconds of sparring footage in the middle of a combination

00:43:58.600 and make a 10 minute video out of it how do you even do that if i if i could milk life like that

00:44:04.120 i would honestly all power to oh yeah shout out that's that's incredible to to be able to like 0.99

00:44:09.180 make something out of nothing and then the fact that people give a fuck like who are you to be 0.95

00:44:15.880 commenting anything about fighting do you know even anything about this sport or are you a 0.96

00:44:21.080 commentator do you engage in the activity and i think like you said it and you posted something

00:44:26.160 funny the other day on instagram something about combat so many armchair quarterbacks why does

00:44:31.280 everyone that watch fighting think that they know fighting oh the the need he needs to throw the jab 0.98

00:44:36.880 more this guy with potato chips fucking shirt up here with his stomach out like hey that's yeah 0.94

00:44:41.720 you gotta throw the jab more yeah what is true what are you talking about and and it's such a 0.97

00:44:46.800 big problem in the sport but it's funny because like even i remember growing up watching fights 0.88

00:44:51.600 with dad and he's yelling at the tv saying shit and like then i was like my dad knows my dad knows 0.98

00:44:58.880 But thinking about it now, I'm like he was yelling at the TV for them to do shit that he he doesn't he doesn't know about. 0.97

00:45:06.020 And I also think it's a larger problem in the sport because most boxing judges haven't fought in the ring or been in an actual fight. 0.97

00:45:17.920 And so how could they judge whether or not a punch is more effective than the other one or where it's placed on the body?

00:45:26.380 do they know that certain body punches hurt more because in different areas all of these things

00:45:32.700 the timing what if they watch a lot of film what if they watch like a lot of boxing what if they

00:45:37.860 seen rocky thousands of hours but their scoring is different than than fighting of course but

00:45:44.580 there might be an elegance that you have to learn to scoring as well being able to see and register

00:45:50.720 the punches i understand what you're saying you need the you need the ability but then why there's

00:45:54.660 why why are there so why is there so much discrepancy in it you know and like i i don't

00:46:00.660 think there's most boxers that watch a fight objectively would agree on the winner of it

00:46:09.960 like i don't think there's a lot of controversy amongst actual boxers on like who won fights do

00:46:17.900 you think it has to do with where the judges sit aren't they on three different sides of the ring

00:46:22.020 well this yeah and this is why i'm like wanted to change boxing judging the audience plays

00:46:29.700 a huge role in that if if it's a hometown fighter and they're screaming out loud every time that

00:46:36.580 fighter gets a hit the judges subconsciously it's inherent human bias it's exactly and so

00:46:41.300 then there's so many things like that half the time when you're sitting in the front row this

00:46:46.000 is why i like to watch fights better on tv you're sitting in the front row half the time

00:46:50.020 they're 20 feet away and the judge is standing in front of them so you can't even see and maybe

00:46:57.940 there's one big punch that they missed because they're always going like this and like this and

00:47:03.320 like this and it's it's it's just bizarre that we we are still archaic with fight judging do you

00:47:12.220 think it'll ever turn into the uh like super analyzed with sensors in the gloves and uh some

00:47:19.120 sort of sensor on the body or ability to check all of those things i think it will turn into

00:47:25.600 a more sort of ai scoring computer scoring with an in-person judgment inside of that i i

00:47:37.400 have proposed different theories and there's many ways to fix it many ways to skin the cat but

00:47:45.700 obviously it's such a hard thing to change are you on steroids logan me yeah no i know not that

00:47:54.760 i know of i'm done being a yes man that's fine i'm gonna start at no i'm gonna start asking real 0.86

00:47:59.780 fucking sure sure yeah no i i i i ask the hard stuff man i'm not aware of go to asda's and take 0.74

00:48:06.660 a test asda is a uk retail chain that you know what i mean bro i think you meant to say usada 0.98

00:48:12.580 Yeah call Osama

00:48:14.700 Mike have you seen this guy's training camp 1.00

00:48:17.560 What the fuck 1.00

00:48:17.980 Lana Rose is calling Mike answer answer answer 1.00

00:48:21.120 Answer answer answer

00:48:22.620 You can tell her I made you answer

00:48:25.440 Who do you

00:48:26.540 Who do you got Dylan Dennis or Logan Paul

00:48:29.760 On October 14th

00:48:31.900 Logan Paul

00:48:32.980 Also you're live on Impulsive

00:48:36.220 I should have said that first 1.00

00:48:37.260 Oh fuck 0.99

00:48:39.220 is there any emergency 0.99

00:48:42.640 um no and i definitely

00:48:45.360 don't want to talk about what i was going to talk about

00:48:47.240 all right all right have a

00:48:48.520 bye bye

00:48:51.520 bye lana

00:48:52.120 she was always very sweet she's very nice i still

00:48:55.300 i try to make sure that no no no

00:48:56.960 she's just she's kind of like a

00:48:59.220 meme a little bit in real life she's such

00:49:01.340 a character you know like every time she calls you

00:49:03.340 i can't wait to see what's going to come out

00:49:05.400 of her mouth or

00:49:06.520 sorry i know i'm not at steroids i'm not at steroids i don't know how many times i need

00:49:14.480 to clarify this uh i don't know why we aren't doing usada or vada testing well yeah because

00:49:20.360 the conversation was never had between because jj is doing it with with uh i'm more than happy

00:49:24.920 to do it i i'm more than happy to do it i just do it no i'm gonna force you to do it i'll do it 0.78

00:49:28.700 you're not gonna fucking tell me that to be to say yes all the time you're fired 0.84

00:49:33.260 I do have one request 0.98

00:49:36.800 Dylan laughed at me in the face to face

00:49:38.700 But if I do a drug test

00:49:41.140 I want him to do an SED test

00:49:42.720 I'm just curious what's going to show up

00:49:44.440 And he laughed at me

00:49:46.160 He played it off

00:49:46.840 He wasn't interested in doing that

00:49:48.120 I wonder why

00:49:48.700 I wonder what you got 0.74

00:49:49.440 You feel like a gonorrhea guy to me 0.89

00:49:51.800 Anyways 0.95

00:49:52.480 Yeah

00:49:53.200 No bro I go hard 0.99

00:49:54.740 I'm working fucking hard this camp 0.97

00:49:56.620 I know I've not been 0.99

00:49:57.460 I've been said I've not been training

00:49:59.400 Mike spilled Mike had an accident

00:50:08.520 You okay

00:50:09.820 I'm 38

00:50:11.060 I'm training hard dude

00:50:12.480 I'm pretending Dylan Dennis is Floyd Mayweather

00:50:15.300 Oh I saw some sparring

00:50:17.380 I saw some sparring last night

00:50:19.980 What sparring

00:50:20.500 I saw sparring

00:50:21.520 For me 1.00

00:50:22.500 That shit was crazy bro 1.00

00:50:25.100 Cause I haven't seen you fight in a long time 1.00

00:50:26.940 And contrary to what 0.98

00:50:27.700 said dude you fucking can move your head a little bit now you you i i'm not supposed to talk about 0.99

00:50:35.520 this right no bro you fucking obliterated that guy oh no that's it was crazy bro i will say i will 0.99

00:50:42.580 say i jake maybe maybe i don't think mike's mic is on look i can hear him you can i can hear him 0.99

00:50:50.660 Kevin is it still coming through

00:50:53.620 Sorry

00:50:54.560 Yo Jake 0.88

00:50:57.380 People think I really suck at boxing dude 0.52

00:51:00.160 Like what about 0.90

00:51:01.420 Going 8 rounds with Floyd Mayweather 0.82

00:51:03.420 Led people to believe that I suck at boxing

00:51:06.100 What have I done wrong 1.00

00:51:07.740 Like what the fuck dude 0.99

00:51:10.240 I see videos 1.00

00:51:12.260 I see videos like if he's

00:51:14.100 Bragging about that

00:51:15.360 He's out of his mind

00:51:16.900 But before I fought Floyd 0.99

00:51:18.900 it was he's gonna kill you you don't stand a chance you're not a real fighter and then i do it 0.99

00:51:25.020 and some motherfuckers still clowning like what what have i done i think being inactive 1.00

00:51:31.220 just make so you've lost like your momentum of the respect fair fair fair but 1.00

00:51:36.200 now it's time to show no fact it's time it's just time to show them and shut them up but

00:51:42.060 also like it's this like fickle audience again who mostly doesn't know about fighting

00:51:48.440 Who

00:51:49.580 Sees Salt Poppy

00:51:51.720 Beat up some 0.97

00:51:54.200 I won't allow this

00:51:55.740 There will be no Salt Poppy slander on this show

00:51:59.040 This has nothing to do with Salt Poppy

00:52:02.160 It has everything to do with

00:52:03.880 The people hyping him up

00:52:06.160 To think he's some god

00:52:07.500 Knowing that like okay 1.00

00:52:09.900 Is he a demigod at least 1.00

00:52:11.800 No 0.97

00:52:14.640 No

00:52:15.060 Back to the earlier topic

00:52:19.260 And on this one as well

00:52:20.480 People just want to feel involved bro

00:52:23.020 That's why it's fair

00:52:24.140 It's why people say like 1.00

00:52:25.840 Then go to the fucking YMCA 1.00

00:52:27.600 Go to church 1.00

00:52:29.480 Go play in your community 1.00

00:52:33.080 Ride a bike around and fucking 1.00

00:52:35.040 Take a bike off 0.99

00:52:36.020 Get a hobby

00:52:36.700 I've come to accept recently that

00:52:39.140 I, you, anyone in our position

00:52:42.720 We're here to be

00:52:44.980 critiqued we're here to uh entertain and with that comes the territory of people running their

00:52:51.440 mouth or supporting us it's just like the life that we've lived so like if you want to be evolved

00:52:55.380 you know go for it if you want to use me as your vehicle for whatever you're feeling that's that's

00:52:59.800 cool i don't think anybody wants to use you as a vehicle can i can i i need a ride home

00:53:04.740 reliable can we talk about something before i i go to this next topic because it's a weird one

00:53:09.760 And I feel like this is a good time to say it.

00:53:14.500 The last time you were on the show, a lot happened.

00:53:18.640 There was a lot of chatter, a lot of conversation coming out of that episode.

00:53:23.120 A lot of potential misconception, misconstruing, judgment.

00:53:28.820 Is there anything that you guys, Logan, Jake, either you guys want to say to each other

00:53:34.500 or any clarity that you want to maybe speak out on this episode

00:53:39.900 while we're sitting back together again?

00:53:44.620 I think that when the higher you climb, the windier it gets.

00:53:53.760 And especially as brothers and brothers always,

00:53:56.780 and mostly actually brothers in families,

00:54:00.840 older brother younger brother roughly one to two years apart maybe three years apart

00:54:07.540 have the toughest relationship with one another and ours just happens to have a bunch of people

00:54:14.060 watching us go through ebbs and waves and i didn't want that conversation to air i said

00:54:23.200 that to everybody and i said it just makes us both look bad and you guys still aired it

00:54:30.660 yeah yeah and it was a conversation that we don't get to have often and people never understand like

00:54:38.620 how busy our lives get and finding the time to have those conversations sometimes

00:54:44.540 is impossible and that's unfortunately what happened but i think it felt good to

00:54:53.060 have it and just get some frustrations off the chest the content of the conversation wasn't the

00:55:00.000 issue the issue was that it was aired online and you were and you were right and schultz asked me

00:55:04.220 he's like why did that conversation see the light of day and you know there's some scrubbing that

00:55:09.500 needs to be done internally of why that happened and i think it was just the speed at which

00:55:13.960 we move the busy lives that we live is like i don't often think of the implications of what the 0.82

00:55:20.100 fuck i'm doing and i think it was just like a you know um record post move on no we had the call 0.74

00:55:28.820 out but i think i think you and i at the end of the day it comes down to a conversation between 0.99

00:55:33.020 you and i we get the feedback from the people who watch and review and i think we've always

00:55:39.660 strived on this show to show a side of ourselves that we don't that we don't always love that much

00:55:47.660 if something comes out that portrays us as vulnerable or imperfect or well that's what

00:55:53.040 i'm saying like like we are in a position where our lives as a fault of our own or you know

00:55:59.680 intentionally is here for people to critique and sometimes that can be good and sometimes that can

00:56:05.160 be bad people will watch the episode and brothers especially and be like oh i have had a conversation

00:56:09.500 like that with my brother oh maybe he got a little too far here logan has some stuff he needs to work

00:56:13.760 on which the the big takeaway for me is and jake you're so wise you're the little brother but in

00:56:20.140 many ways i think you're more emotionally mature than me and you've you've you've given me a ton

00:56:26.240 of like feedback on my character my personal direction in life and i don't think there's

00:56:32.080 anything wrong with that dude like i am a severely imperfect human being and sometimes i need to be

00:56:38.040 uh rerailed and steered back in the right direction and like you know everyone in this room is is here

00:56:43.320 to to help me do that and sometimes i need to and to help each other yeah it's not just like

00:56:48.840 and everyone's severely imperfect and like you said earlier we are in the world of being criticized

00:56:57.580 and watched and hawked and people want to see us fall oftentimes and

00:57:05.280 we're just here to help each other all as humans get better honestly trying trying and you you help

00:57:13.780 me get immensely better dude and i again i try to take all the feedback and honestly being in this

00:57:18.280 camp has been nice because i can internalize even just sitting down on this podcast to be honest is

00:57:24.760 like hard for me i'm so i'm so ingrained in camp i had a great workout this morning we're gonna go

00:57:29.220 to the track right after this like it's all i'm thinking about it's all i want to do and so when

00:57:34.420 i'm in that mode i get a chance to find out and think about who i am and who i want to be more

00:57:42.040 than when i'm on the road shooting podcasts doing content performing for wwe like i'm really just

00:57:48.120 shaping i'm shaping my body i'm shaping my mind and i like the position i'm in now because i can

00:57:53.060 get to take your feedback and not approach it with a ego first standpoint yeah and to be fair

00:58:01.060 that's why like i say boxing saved my life because it gave me the time to step back and it's all i've 0.89

00:58:06.980 been doing for three years like locked away here doing that shit and time moves slower and days 0.54

00:58:14.960 matter so much versus compared to the other lifestyle like you're saying and so you get that 0.98

00:58:19.480 time and space not only with yourself but the people that matter to you and you can kind of

00:58:27.860 see yourself evolving and you have the clearest form of thinking because you're in this healthy 0.99

00:58:35.240 mode and there's no distractions i'm so stupid stupid sober and there's no distractions and 0.99

00:58:40.900 there it's just you so i think that's why boxing has helped me become this different person like i 0.99

00:58:50.720 don't i never thought i would be like how i am today even it's it started with boxing me either 0.90

00:58:56.820 to be honest with you i was thinking about it this morning on my drum probe i was like damn boxing

00:59:01.020 really saved jake's life and at least for this interim that i'm doing the boxing it's altering

00:59:06.840 mine in a way that I like, you know, thus far. I've got a job to do, got to show up and get it

00:59:12.220 done. But that's why I'm giving all these practices a hundred percent. I want to finish this camp

00:59:16.840 not thinking of a single moment where I wish I would have went harder or I wish I wouldn't

00:59:23.120 ate in that late night cheat meal or something like it's also gotten easier in my adulthood.

00:59:29.340 You know, when we first started these camps, it was kind of foreign and it was, we weren't really

00:59:33.760 sure what to do or how to act or if we could trust ourselves to be disciplined it feels like

00:59:38.540 my life now yeah and it's just what you do and it's more fun because it's easier when we first 0.92

00:59:44.560 got in bro like we were getting our faces fucked up every day bleeding all over yeah you couldn't 0.99

00:59:50.140 move your arms your elbows are torn up and then it's like 9 a.m you're getting hit in the fucking 0.99

00:59:56.100 face in your living room like even like even even the jumping rope at the beginning of the 0.99

01:00:03.480 workout was hard and now it's just like that this is a fucking warm-up like this is easy as fuck so 0.99

01:00:07.980 and it gets more fun because of that which is why i've continued to find like new love and passion 0.74

01:00:13.240 for it which is it's definitely your thing i i just i just wanted to pose that to you guys and

01:00:18.740 just let you guys have like a little bit of moment of a moment because like i said we do

01:00:24.560 we do uh show some stuff on this channel that is us in our imperfect selves and that goes for

01:00:30.760 logan and myself and and you too jake i think we've all had moments on the show where we've

01:00:35.300 said things that we maybe wish we had and and a strength of of of it is that a lot of that stuff

01:00:42.980 does go out and that has that has really hurt us a lot of times that has really hurt us a lot of

01:00:51.500 but i but i think it's but i think it's an important lesson and and the only the only

01:00:55.300 problem that i have with it as i continue to you know move on here coming up on on year seven as

01:01:01.440 part of this camp is that um you and i still watch it think to ourselves this will go out

01:01:10.460 and people will see it and they'll understand where we were coming from or where logan was

01:01:15.780 coming from and they'll see that there wasn't malintent but no matter how long we do this

01:01:21.500 the belief will always be that you have maliciously made every single mistake that you have made in

01:01:27.340 your life and that i have maliciously made everything and you too and all all of us and

01:01:32.180 that's that's the thing that hurts it always hurts to know that people think that you're doing these

01:01:36.000 things on purpose when in reality as you just said a couple minutes ago we're imperfect just

01:01:40.320 like everybody else we make mistakes and and so that that's like the toughest pill that i've

01:01:45.380 always had to swallow is just knowing that there are people out there who think that this guy's a

01:01:50.760 bad person just through and through just a bad person you know what i'm saying and and by the

01:01:56.960 way and just so you know and you you can relate to this as well it reflects upon us too as long

01:02:02.480 as i stay close to him with the belief set of people that he's a bad person that makes me a

01:02:07.280 bad person well i want to hear this email um uh the subject line was mike's corn stars only fans

01:02:16.600 farmer milf i'm intrigued i'm gonna open that meal that email 10 times

01:02:22.280 it sounds like son greg paul would get mike i'm a stay-at-home mom and farmer

01:02:30.460 i would love to be considered by your agency on how to start on only fans i'm a 30 year old 0.95

01:02:37.680 and i'm all natural i will mow on a giant tractor with my tits out 0.98

01:02:42.020 i can change oil on farm equipment and even muck donkey stalls once again with my titties out 0.98

01:02:50.520 i live in rural missouri oh god i live in rural missouri and i really feel as if this is an 0.98

01:02:57.560 untapped market for both of us tractor mo the dirty hoe you can start an entire division 0.92

01:03:04.800 targeting farmers called mike's corn stars i hope to team up with you oh she's great 0.97

01:03:12.360 she's great she better have her account ready yeah no i'm not gonna say no i'm not gonna say

01:03:18.680 her name but but why not because because it's an entrepreneur dude nah because i think she's

01:03:24.400 i mean she's already and she also has sent some photos yeah

01:03:27.800 she's on it no no no

01:03:34.900 just blur her face out 0.99

01:03:38.680 i don't want to see this shit i'm just envisioning like 0.99

01:03:43.140 she's great she's great she's the entrepreneur 0.99

01:03:49.220 Dirty Mo, listen.

01:03:51.460 Mike's cool. 1.00

01:03:52.160 I don't want to see this shit. 1.00

01:03:54.640 That one's PG. 0.99

01:03:56.520 I didn't ever move into this space.

01:03:58.900 That's bestiality.

01:04:00.480 No, it's not like that.

01:04:03.260 Where's the line?

01:04:05.400 That's it.

01:04:06.000 That's the line.

01:04:07.480 It's behind the mower.

01:04:09.900 I didn't go into that space for a reason.

01:04:12.540 And I'm never going to.

01:04:13.720 I could have made boxing money

01:04:16.400 off of that.

01:04:17.140 and now you're a snapchatter and i'm now i'm a snapchatter and i take pictures of waffles but i

01:04:22.580 did not go into that space for a reason i um i don't want to say too much but i'm i'm pretty

01:04:28.880 reformed as it pertains to the adult space i'm not in taking any uh any adult content anymore

01:04:35.640 it's amazing what a good girl do for you huh it stopped a little while ago i found myself uh

01:04:41.160 i think i got too close to the industry i know what happens in that space and i i'm not a supporter

01:04:46.580 of it is dark yeah it's really dark there's a lot of really nasty stuff that goes on i support all

01:04:51.780 the women for sure i love all those girls but it's just a really nasty space yeah and i also

01:04:58.080 just like to hold on to that see it really nasty you want to get nasty daddy listen i gotta go run

01:05:05.840 on a track i gotta do sprints run off on a track uh you think dylan's working as hard as me

01:05:12.420 absolutely not i mean no chance that if that sparring footage is real no i couldn't have been 0.87

01:05:19.740 that's right that's what we thought with ben askren we thought he was fucking around and then 0.56

01:05:23.980 it was real but because i told this to jake i said it's hard to look bad it's really hard to 0.90

01:05:29.440 look bad if you know what you're doing the only way to really do it be to switch your stance

01:05:34.920 and then you kind of would look a little uncoordinated no no i i don't know i don't

01:05:39.140 know I don't know how he's training because I'm training so fucking hard but with the tweets the

01:05:46.720 volume of the tweets that he's doing and the fact that he is incessantly avoiding getting served 0.59

01:05:53.420 for this restraining order like like the dude's a ghost he's in Pyongyang North Korea to continue

01:06:00.940 restraining we have no idea where he is we don't know where he goes he's on Twitter all day but

01:06:06.440 man dylan i hope you're working i really hope you're working bro because where he's at

01:06:12.360 like i actually i can just tell you after this

01:06:21.460 feels like now is a good time he he's uh he he has a new place in new jersey

01:06:29.100 he has a place

01:06:32.480 yeah

01:06:32.960 it's his

01:06:33.920 like he rents it

01:06:36.820 yeah

01:06:37.520 oh we're coming for you brother

01:06:40.860 we're coming for you

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 14, 2023

Logan & Jake Paul Face Off, Address Steroid Accusations, Expose Dillon Danis

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