Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Logan Paul Announces UFC Debut On Elon VS Zuck Undercard, KSI v. Tommy Fury, MrBeast Is Thirsty

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00:02:23.860 debut on the undercard. 0.97

00:02:24.980 Give me Patty the baddie.

00:02:25.940 Mr. Beezza hosted a thirst trap. 0.99

00:02:27.380 Grabbing his junk like a gangster. 0.99

00:02:29.580 First to take their hand off my junk wins my junk. 0.99

00:02:32.580 So he's asking if you and Jeff wouldn't mind 0.98

00:02:34.740 flying to Ada with Jesus.

00:02:35.980 It's better than Ibiza.

00:02:37.260 Ibiza is just gonna do drugs, man.

00:02:38.660 I'll be honest with you.

00:02:39.740 You're gonna relapse.

00:02:40.740 You're going to relapse.

00:02:41.740 Oh.

00:02:51.300 All right, feeling cheeky? 0.99

00:02:52.700 have a wank then go ahead lad go on lad go on mate go ahead have a wank are you done are we 0.97

00:03:00.640 rolling oh my favorite question look welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world 0.99

00:03:06.180 guys i'm a little tired and that's because you're a wanker oh logan's a wanker look we're in london 0.95

00:03:17.020 uh i literally just got done doing money in the bank i'm a little beat up it's also been the 0.97

00:03:22.260 craziest week of my life we traveled to like five countries and launched prime in germany spain

00:03:27.360 denmark and norway and money in the bank uh ruined my life i lost oh and i'm a waker i guess whatever

00:03:33.940 these fans go so hard in this city they have no respect for what i do i'm sacrificing my body

00:03:39.660 out there i like i jumped uh onto damien priest onto a ladder frog splash him and bounced off

00:03:45.940 this human like a trampoline like i felt his rib cage crush under the weight of my 60 inch 0.99

00:03:50.940 in six to 60 inch box jump and they they started chanting you still suck you still 0.98

00:03:57.500 every time one of them started he joined jeff joined there's one guy with me next to me he's 0.98

00:04:05.940 like you got to join in i'm trying to get the logan chant i'm like dude there's no chance

00:04:10.000 i was trying to bring back you deserve it i get hit the case i even said he's like these they're

00:04:19.400 Getting creative with their chants

00:04:20.700 Stuff he's never heard before

00:04:22.120 You deserve it 1.00

00:04:22.940 Logan's a wanker 1.00

00:04:23.780 Fuck you Logan 1.00

00:04:24.820 And by the way 1.00

00:04:25.720 A wanker 0.98

00:04:26.280 I'm from the states 0.99

00:04:27.780 I just feel like

00:04:28.640 It's the equivalent of like

00:04:29.800 A third grader 0.69

00:04:30.300 Calling you a wiener 0.98

00:04:31.100 Like you're a wiener kid 1.00

00:04:32.480 You're a jerk 1.00

00:04:33.440 You're a jerk 1.00

00:04:35.600 Let me get the real death 1.00

00:04:37.120 Hold on a sec

00:04:37.840 My girlfriend's dad

00:04:40.140 I met him for the first time

00:04:41.520 And he came to see

00:04:43.280 What I do at work

00:04:44.360 And I'm like

00:04:45.580 Hey dude

00:04:46.080 Just by the way

00:04:46.980 Nice to meet you

00:04:47.540 But what you're gonna see

00:04:48.280 Is odd

00:04:48.660 What you're going to see is odd

00:04:49.820 Anyways, we got Jeff Witek joining us in London

00:04:52.020 Mike Malak is back in the building

00:04:53.760 Jeff, manager Jeff is sitting next to Jeff Witek

00:04:56.760 Same hat

00:04:57.340 Same hat, same name

00:04:58.400 Same hat, same name

00:05:00.680 Team Jeff versus Team Logan

00:05:02.200 You don't get your name included, sorry

00:05:04.280 Like the title of the show 0.99

00:05:05.500 I don't give a shit 0.99

00:05:06.180 What do you do? 0.99

00:05:07.240 I think you do care

00:05:08.280 I think you do care

00:05:09.440 Because you're mad

00:05:10.200 But this show's not about you 0.99

00:05:13.200 Logan, do you get mad when people say that you're a wanker 0.99

00:05:15.660 And you're performing out there

00:05:16.620 risk in your body your blood sweat and tears went into it i don't i don't i think they're having fun

00:05:21.080 i think they're having fun making fun of me and that makes me have fun you know what i'm saying

00:05:25.120 yeah that's a good way to look at it you got the most you got the most energy

00:05:28.180 la night got equally they love the direction direction they love him what's what's his deal

00:05:35.480 why is he the hottest thing going because he does this yeah so why don't you try doing that

00:05:40.420 night yeah yeah mike we get it no it was nuts uh you saw there was a box move oh that was crazy

00:05:50.580 there was a botched move with the dangerous landing i walked away this time relatively

00:05:54.920 unscathed i got some scrapes and bruises but no major tweaks or pulls but ricochet and i

00:06:01.820 were supposed to do what's called the spanish fly off the top rope so one of our legs is on the rope

00:06:08.040 one of our legs is on the ladder and we were supposed to hit it at the same time and when he

00:06:12.260 hit that rope it was before me so he moved it so i slipped down all the way to the bottom

00:06:17.620 keep in mind i'm a noob i don't really know what i'm doing out there so when stuff goes wrong 0.98

00:06:23.580 i don't really know how to improv so in my head i'm like how is this guy this is fucked we fucked 0.93

00:06:31.000 this up how is this guy gonna do this is he even gonna do this oh he was our legs are all twisted 1.00

00:06:36.960 like this i'm looking at him i'm like oh this motherfucker's still trying to send this shit 0.99

00:06:40.680 i'm not even ready his feet aren't even planted off the second rope just hucks a backflip i'm like 0.99

00:06:46.780 all right went crashing through the tables scrape my shoulder i hit my head on the thing i'm fine

00:06:53.320 no concussions or anything but it's just a wild sport man i don't know what i'm doing i try to 1.00

00:06:57.960 put myself in his like mind for a second and he sees you like dangling your stupid little foot 1.00

00:07:03.780 off the rope. 1.00

00:07:04.380 Whoa, where's the top rope? 1.00

00:07:06.340 And in his mind, he's like this stupid 1.00

00:07:08.160 and just grabs you and fucking 1.00

00:07:10.800 launched, dude. 0.99

00:07:12.200 I'm going to be honest. 0.99

00:07:13.180 He blew the fucking match for me. 0.99

00:07:14.740 That's why we got into it backstage. 1.00

00:07:16.540 I got in a little tussle with him.

00:07:18.080 Oh, yeah, I saw that.

00:07:19.100 Yeah, because he was...

00:07:20.900 I don't know, but I felt like

00:07:22.120 it was a little unprofessional.

00:07:24.300 Kind of looked like he won

00:07:25.160 the backstage match, too,

00:07:26.440 to be honest with you. 1.00

00:07:28.980 I know you shit in my bathroom. 1.00

00:07:31.020 I know you did. 1.00

00:07:31.700 No, I didn't.

00:07:32.060 I know you used...

00:07:33.100 this is our suite i know me and nina have been staying here for a week and i know for a fact 1.00

00:07:36.680 someone and it has to be you because you're the most violent in this room walked into my master 0.82

00:07:41.360 bath when there's a clearly good guest bathroom out here in this double suite hotel room and you 0.98

00:07:46.960 poop i'm just looking we got the producer saying that that didn't happen which is the case i'm

00:07:52.120 looking around my room right now trying to figure out who it might have been the only person that's

00:07:55.500 not here that we walked in with is david the german and he was he's been eating schnitzel

00:07:59.580 He's been eating Derner kebab

00:08:01.160 All the German foods

00:08:02.860 I think he probably took a 0.95

00:08:04.280 Deuce in your bathroom

00:08:06.480 I don't believe you I'm sorry

00:08:08.200 I didn't do it I could have every person in here

00:08:10.700 Would trust me even the people that work for you

00:08:12.940 Will still take my back on this

00:08:14.220 Look at even Kevin

00:08:15.120 What'd you say

00:08:16.420 I'm just ready to go to Italy guys

00:08:18.920 Thanks for coming to the match but

00:08:20.520 I'm headed to Italy tomorrow

00:08:23.300 Did you get hurt more in this

00:08:26.840 Fight than with

00:08:29.100 A boxing fight.

00:08:30.140 Did you get hurt more?

00:08:31.460 Honestly.

00:08:32.180 Because you're pretty messed up bad.

00:08:33.620 I've had three fights, dude.

00:08:35.680 And two of them were against my now business partner.

00:08:38.880 I don't even know if I'm a real fighter.

00:08:42.500 Is KSI fighting Tommy Fury?

00:08:44.820 Is Tommy Fury fighting Jake?

00:08:47.560 Is Tommy Fury fighting you?

00:08:49.400 Is Tommy Fury fighting me?

00:08:51.100 I'll go down to 185, no problem.

00:08:54.140 I don't know what's going on here.

00:08:56.080 But I did have some questions.

00:08:58.540 About that fight specifically?

00:09:00.120 No, because I'm curious if Elon Musk and Zuck are fighting.

00:09:05.060 Because that's what I'm interested in.

00:09:07.020 Well, it's a weight thing.

00:09:08.620 It's a weight thing.

00:09:10.200 What's the age difference?

00:09:12.060 Elon just turned 52 today?

00:09:14.560 He's older.

00:09:15.260 Elon turned 52.

00:09:16.800 Today?

00:09:17.300 Zuck's like 39.

00:09:18.920 And Zuck trains as well.

00:09:20.760 Zuck's an athlete.

00:09:21.700 He runs under 20 minutes for a 5K.

00:09:24.200 It's fast.

00:09:24.720 Is it?

00:09:25.500 Yeah.

00:09:25.920 I feel like Zuck would win.

00:09:26.720 Elon does not look in shape.

00:09:28.060 So Elon's 6'1", 187.

00:09:30.700 That's big.

00:09:31.780 That's like...

00:09:32.600 That's big.

00:09:33.860 That's like Jeff.

00:09:34.840 What's your weight?

00:09:36.400 I'm 6'1", 165.

00:09:38.900 Okay, so he's got 20 pounds on Jeff.

00:09:41.180 And then...

00:09:41.600 No, wait, Elon only has 20 pounds on him.

00:09:43.620 No, no, no.

00:09:43.900 Elon's torso looks like a Cybertruck.

00:09:46.080 I still don't understand what could help him.

00:09:49.340 Lay on Zuck.

00:09:50.120 No, no.

00:09:51.220 But I pitched...

00:09:52.140 I'll be honest, I pitched it.

00:09:53.740 I pitched it internally.

00:09:54.760 I pitched it to the executives that be

00:09:57.160 If Elon and Zuck fight

00:09:59.200 I want to do my UFC

00:10:01.200 You can't even speak

00:10:03.360 How are you going to pitch two of the biggest business leaders

00:10:06.180 In the world you can't even say a sentence

00:10:07.320 He did it before he got messed up 0.99

00:10:09.920 Try it with the brownie in your mouth 0.91

00:10:11.500 If Elon Musk

00:10:12.860 And Eric Zuckerberg fight

00:10:15.140 I will do my UFC debut

00:10:17.740 On the undercard

00:10:18.660 For free I'll fight for free for charity

00:10:21.320 Who would you fight

00:10:23.620 Anyone

00:10:24.640 You know who I want to fight actually 1.00

00:10:26.580 Cause that bitch ass Andrew Tate won't fight me 1.00

00:10:29.080 Give me Paddy Pimblett 1.00

00:10:31.220 Give me Paddy the baddie

00:10:33.040 I get nervous

00:10:34.720 I get nervous in all these fights

00:10:36.120 In the off season

00:10:36.780 That boy looks like a blip

00:10:38.300 And he'll come up to my weight class

00:10:40.540 And I'll wallop him

00:10:42.580 You'll beat Paddy Pimblett

00:10:44.580 Jeff you're a fight expert

00:10:45.640 Will Logan beat Paddy Pimblett

00:10:47.140 Yeah but he's too small

00:10:48.180 Bro he's too small when he cuts weight 1.00

00:10:50.220 When he doesn't cut weight he's a fucking horseshoe 0.99

00:10:52.220 But he's gonna cut weight if you have a fight 0.99

00:10:53.720 Unless you're going to go do it on the street.

00:10:55.500 If we go to Liverpool right now, it's like two hours away.

00:10:58.300 He's not going to show up looking like Peter Griffin.

00:11:00.480 The dude blows up when he's not fighting.

00:11:03.020 That's got to be unhealthy to go up and down like that.

00:11:05.340 He's doing the Fousey Tube.

00:11:07.020 He's doing the Fousey Tube.

00:11:08.020 He is, dude.

00:11:08.940 Fousey goes...

00:11:09.820 I don't say it in a mess.

00:11:11.540 Stop.

00:11:11.880 You did not just compare Patty Pemblen to Fousey Tube.

00:11:17.400 No, it's the up and down and weight.

00:11:19.100 Yes.

00:11:19.600 It's true.

00:11:19.920 We've seen it.

00:11:20.460 It's why a lot of these fighters, after their careers,

00:11:23.080 They're so used to cutting weight

00:11:24.120 After their careers

00:11:24.840 They just eat and eat and eat

00:11:25.820 Look at me

00:11:26.140 I just had a match today

00:11:27.240 I'm eating brownies 1.00

00:11:28.240 Self-sabotage

00:11:29.820 A lot of people are saying

00:11:31.040 A lot of people are saying

00:11:32.040 That Zuck

00:11:32.800 Who 1.00

00:11:33.500 By the way

00:11:34.300 For reference

00:11:34.940 5'7", 155

00:11:36.860 So

00:11:37.560 I mean

00:11:38.820 A ton of height for Elon

00:11:40.180 And about 30 pounds of weight

00:11:41.800 People are saying

00:11:42.700 Zuck won't make it

00:11:44.200 Through the 0.99

00:11:45.020 Shit-talking phase 1.00

00:11:46.220 That Elon will 0.99

00:11:47.260 That Elon will

00:11:47.960 Make him bow out

00:11:48.880 I like that

00:11:49.660 Zuck just wants to grill, dude

00:11:51.940 He wants to

00:11:52.940 throw some meat on the grill and grill are they gonna do a tour like to promote it like press

00:11:59.380 conferences like show up at the staples center with shannon briggs yeah i don't know bro i don't

00:12:03.940 also i gotta say this i i take zuck i'm sorry i take zuck here's the thing zuck's got age the age

00:12:10.920 on his side he's got the jujitsu training and and i you brought it up earlier i i i can't and

00:12:17.600 coming from a lasagna shaped human someone once described me as as being lasagna shaped and i'm

00:12:22.920 okay with that they say i've got a just a weird shape elon's overall structural integrity is is

00:12:31.460 i'm unsure of he's a he's it's polygonish i would say rhombus i would say he's a rhombus

00:12:38.400 i have a rebuttal the one thing you're not crediting elon for is the fact that he's south

00:12:46.460 african now i don't know how much you know about sat down i can't talk homie maybe i hit my head

00:12:53.000 harder than yo i'm sorry all the all yeah it happens i don't know how much you know about

00:12:57.580 south africans but elon was bullied a lot in school and gotten a lot of street fights

00:13:02.440 basically what i'm trying to say is elon got that dog elon also because the south africans they are 0.96

00:13:08.900 there and you told me they all what was it they all eat ass right or something like that wasn't 0.98

00:13:12.740 I think that was 0.99

00:13:15.360 Who was that

00:13:16.600 Mr. Beast

00:13:18.400 I can't remember

00:13:23.300 What it was exactly

00:13:23.980 Mr. Beast posted a thirst trap

00:13:25.640 I know it's completely

00:13:29.600 On topic 1.00

00:13:29.960 Bro he just had his fucking meat out 1.00

00:13:33.240 And took a selfie 1.00

00:13:33.940 He had his puny pie

00:13:37.800 On the screen 0.99

00:13:38.640 First to take their hand off my junk 0.99

00:13:40.640 Was my junk 0.99

00:13:41.660 Bro that was crazy 0.97

00:13:43.460 Dude

00:13:45.260 And it got like how many

00:13:46.740 It got like 50 million

00:13:47.600 Because people love progression

00:13:49.220 They love health

00:13:50.000 They love weight loss

00:13:51.060 He's achieving his goals

00:13:52.280 I mean

00:13:52.720 I think it's deeper than that

00:13:54.020 If he does it again

00:13:55.060 You know

00:13:55.640 If he does like two back to back

00:13:57.720 A carousel 1.00

00:13:59.460 With his ass 1.00

00:14:00.260 Not like a new post 1.00

00:14:01.180 If he does like another one again

00:14:02.480 Like now he's at the beach

00:14:03.600 Or something

00:14:04.100 You know

00:14:04.500 How many people watch that fight

00:14:05.960 Back to Zuck and Elon

00:14:07.880 Yeah Elon

00:14:08.160 With the right promotion

00:14:09.500 could be 50 50 60 million what a letdown it would be though i think there's more

00:14:15.760 yo but being sarcastic i think the world watches it seven eight billion i think it i don't know

00:14:21.560 how many did you say i don't know that they charge i said 50 60 million oh if they do it

00:14:25.800 i don't think they charge and yeah they're billionaires right i think the world is watching

00:14:29.780 this what platform does it stream on

00:14:32.220 It probably goes to ESPN

00:14:37.980 No, but they're going to need to stack the undercard

00:14:39.700 That's why I'm throwing my hat in

00:14:41.060 Because I'll be honest with you

00:14:41.980 No offense to these boys 0.99

00:14:42.920 It's going to be pathetic 0.98

00:14:43.820 The fight will be pathetic 0.98

00:14:45.480 Yeah 0.98

00:14:46.080 Highly entertaining

00:14:47.440 But

00:14:47.760 Come on

00:14:49.360 Can I say this really quick?

00:14:52.120 Zuck has won some

00:14:53.220 He has

00:14:54.180 Jiu-Jitsu

00:14:54.620 He's a belt and everything

00:14:55.860 Can I say this? 0.93

00:14:57.300 Make someone punch 0.91

00:14:58.320 Who doesn't know how to punch

00:14:59.280 And see how they look 1.00

00:15:00.040 Watch my first fight 0.98

00:15:01.580 anyways i got elon he i'm going elon i don't want to go against zuck because he'll fucking 0.97

00:15:08.580 take my blue check away on instagram you know if we get caught talking shit here i already lost my 0.99

00:15:13.180 twitter one fucking fuck elon you don't want to pay that eight bucks huh and that's lame 0.99

00:15:18.200 i agree i do i just got it you pay for it i just got it recently because bro i mean it's it's not 1.00

00:15:24.380 about the blue check jeff it's about extending your reach integrity the length of the tweets

00:15:28.580 In the length of your videos that you can post

00:15:30.500 I haven't tweeted since

00:15:31.980 So whatever

00:15:33.020 Not a big tweeter huh

00:15:34.960 I guess you know 0.99

00:15:37.460 Fucking I guess Elon 0.99

00:15:40.300 I go Elon 1.00

00:15:40.960 You just switched like that

00:15:42.980 I don't care 1.00

00:15:43.740 It's going to be a stupid fight 0.99

00:15:45.420 I think it's a big publicity stunt to be honest 1.00

00:15:47.660 This fight is not happening 0.99

00:15:52.440 It's not going to fucking happen 0.98

00:15:54.460 I've heard from serious sources 0.98

00:15:56.700 I've heard the opposite

00:15:57.520 I once heard Bob Barker was coming back to Price is Right

00:16:00.680 And guess what 1.00

00:16:02.400 He's fucking dead 0.99

00:16:03.500 Price is wrong 1.00

00:16:05.640 I like to send them both down

00:16:08.680 On a submarine

00:16:09.280 That would be nice

00:16:11.780 So there was your first time crossing the line

00:16:13.700 Are we not allowed to do any summer memes

00:16:15.760 No we don't do death jokes here

00:16:16.560 No summer memes

00:16:18.720 Summer memes

00:16:20.680 What we can't talk

00:16:23.860 Jeff what did I talk to you about

00:16:26.120 It's on the sheet

00:16:27.060 You sent me a sheet

00:16:27.720 There's a sheet that I get now

00:16:28.860 You said submarines

00:16:31.380 We're gonna talk about the sub

00:16:33.100 You know

00:16:33.880 Should we just dive into it

00:16:35.720 Oh my god bro

00:16:37.260 Oh my god bro

00:16:38.380 Please stop

00:16:39.080 Please stop 0.99

00:16:39.860 I'm not being a fucking party to this 1.00

00:16:42.140 Just fucking stop 0.99

00:16:43.620 Bro you know what 1.00

00:16:44.660 Stop

00:16:44.900 It's his light 0.99

00:16:45.660 I feel like I'm being fucking interrogated 0.94

00:16:47.860 Yeah it's hot in here 0.95

00:16:49.280 The lights are just so hot

00:16:50.220 It's definitely hot

00:16:50.880 Just stop

00:16:51.660 Okay

00:16:52.000 I'm team Zuck

00:16:53.020 Let's go back

00:16:54.260 Yeah I

00:16:55.100 We should

00:16:55.900 We should

00:16:56.460 Hey you

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00:17:35.280 the link in the description to download the app shout out seat geek back to the show yeah i should 0.85

00:17:40.320 have never fucking came here you know no because because then how would we have gotten this yeah 0.91

00:17:45.080 i wasn't i wasn't gonna do this podcast if you didn't show up for real because i felt that too 0.97

00:17:50.200 i was like logan don't even care logan you are just like you know who well we wanted to yeah

00:17:56.660 He thought you were going to end up on a yacht

00:17:58.320 Which you almost did

00:17:59.780 And I want to say this

00:18:00.640 There's been some general worry from the group lately

00:18:04.000 I'm just going to go ahead and say it

00:18:05.720 I'm going to go ahead and say it

00:18:06.540 What group are you talking about?

00:18:10.060 I'm going to say this

00:18:10.860 You're going to let me through

00:18:11.640 Just say I'm concerned

00:18:14.360 No it's not

00:18:14.860 It has nothing to do with me 0.96

00:18:15.680 I didn't say shit 0.98

00:18:16.700 Who did? 0.97

00:18:17.380 I'll say this

00:18:18.060 Who did?

00:18:19.520 Are you going to let me finish?

00:18:20.680 No I want to know who else

00:18:21.360 Are you going to sound like an owl?

00:18:22.340 Why are you talking about who else?

00:18:23.780 Who did?

00:18:24.380 Who did?

00:18:25.060 Let me say this

00:18:25.780 What group?

00:18:26.660 oh bro are you gonna stop

00:18:28.260 we had this podcast

00:18:31.300 planned for a long time

00:18:32.540 Jeff my dear Jeff

00:18:35.520 my blessed friend Jeff

00:18:37.200 look at him he looks like Ice Cube right now 0.99

00:18:38.600 I had to take a fucking 0.99

00:18:40.400 Carnival cruise ship out here 1.00

00:18:42.580 on his own dime

00:18:43.760 came out here

00:18:45.840 we paid for his trip

00:18:48.980 no we didn't not on this one

00:18:50.180 came out here

00:18:51.040 and was expecting to sit here

00:18:53.820 and do a nice podcast with his friends

00:18:55.960 i got a call last night i post my last podcast was why i left impulsive i already did it i already 0.85

00:19:01.780 put the thumbnail out there so i don't know what the fuck you're talking about he said he was

00:19:06.800 gonna do it i respect it i had a rough month though i lost that podcast episode we did a nice 0.89

00:19:12.340 episode and then it disappeared vanished from me you know so i quit i quit everything on the

00:19:17.160 internet and then i was like i can't go back to selling drugs because i already talked about it 0.99

00:19:20.960 on the internet so now i'm fucked i have to do this put the cameras in my face i'm a fucking 1.00

00:19:25.280 puppet are you done are you fucking done i'm heartbroken my friends are big time in me is 1.00

00:19:33.640 that what you were getting at you that's what i'm trying to get to okay oh will you shut up 0.99

00:19:37.600 for a second i got a call last night no actually wasn't a call it's a text message and by the way

00:19:44.320 not from logan from logan's executive assistant hey mike logan is dead set on being in italy

00:19:54.820 on the lake with his girlfriend

00:19:56.620 early Sunday morning.

00:19:58.620 So he's asking if for the boys only episode

00:20:01.560 you and Jeff wouldn't mind

00:20:02.900 flying to Italy 0.90

00:20:04.320 to shoot the boys only episode

00:20:06.520 so that he can wake up on the lake 0.98

00:20:08.700 with his girlfriend.

00:20:11.000 Flying to another country 1.00

00:20:13.320 on a fucking 1.00

00:20:14.560 private jet 1.00

00:20:17.040 to Lake Como.

00:20:18.660 So God strike me down

00:20:20.840 for inviting my boys on a plane

00:20:23.000 To the most beautiful place in the world

00:20:24.960 With endless pasta and vino 1.00

00:20:26.640 Mike is just mad there's no hookers there 1.00

00:20:28.400 There's plenty of hookers in Lake Como 0.95

00:20:29.760 More than other places to be completely honest with you 1.00

00:20:32.460 I said

00:20:33.100 To said executive assistant

00:20:36.160 What's the plan

00:20:38.560 For when the podcast ends

00:20:40.840 He said well

00:20:42.480 I don't think we made it that far

00:20:45.660 Go to Bellagio

00:20:46.560 Go play backgammon

00:20:47.740 You're going to Ibiza

00:20:48.840 That is not better than Lake Como bro

00:20:52.680 You could use the water purifying your skin of all the sins that you go through every single day, bro. 0.97

00:20:58.220 It's better than Ibiza.

00:20:59.480 Ibiza is just going to do drugs.

00:21:00.900 And I'll be honest with you. 0.99

00:21:02.160 I'm going to say it.

00:21:03.100 I'm going to say it.

00:21:04.280 You're going to relapse.

00:21:05.480 You're going to relapse.

00:21:08.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:09.260 Damn. 1.00

00:21:10.240 You are out there. 1.00

00:21:11.660 You already got those cigars you're going to smoke out there.

00:21:14.680 That's a gateway to vaping.

00:21:16.620 You start vaping and then you know what comes next.

00:21:20.080 Heroin.

00:21:22.680 You should come with me

00:21:26.160 To the Jersey Shore

00:21:26.900 That sounds like 0.99

00:21:28.880 Fucking hell on earth 0.98

00:21:30.080 It's a family vacation 0.99

00:21:31.740 I would rather go to Iowa

00:21:33.460 And I'm not so sure

00:21:34.740 That that state even exists

00:21:35.940 Than go to the Jersey Shore

00:21:37.520 Hey take it easy

00:21:38.000 I'm from the Jersey Shore

00:21:39.120 Are you really?

00:21:40.160 Yeah

00:21:40.340 Case in point buddy

00:21:41.960 Take it easy

00:21:42.880 Let me say this

00:21:43.720 And we're going to Ibiza together

00:21:45.240 So what?

00:21:46.300 You're gonna like just back out?

00:21:47.640 You're going?

00:21:48.680 Keep him away from the absinthe

00:21:51.120 Oh yeah

00:21:51.640 Likely

00:21:53.540 Depends who you hang out with 0.52

00:21:55.400 Mike will be doing hard drugs

00:21:58.640 You will find out

00:21:59.920 Everything they have

00:22:01.440 As a matter of fact all these relapse jokes are funny

00:22:03.820 Especially you preying on my downfall

00:22:05.520 As I just celebrated 13 years

00:22:07.780 Oh congrats

00:22:08.360 I'll have you now

00:22:11.800 What day?

00:22:13.480 June 23rd

00:22:15.080 You should be really proud Mike

00:22:16.100 It wasn't a joke

00:22:18.580 I don't want you to relapse

00:22:20.780 And that's why I invited you to the most pure, beautiful, innocent place in the world.

00:22:25.440 Rehab.

00:22:26.920 It's a rehab setting.

00:22:28.800 I would love to go to rehab. 0.99

00:22:30.360 Just like a nice fucking chill rehab. 0.99

00:22:32.420 No phone. 0.99

00:22:33.360 That's what I wanted to do.

00:22:34.340 I actually presented you that idea.

00:22:35.520 Mike's been talking about that.

00:22:36.920 Last month.

00:22:37.580 Not even a rehab, but just like a, what's it called?

00:22:42.940 Like a wellness retreat?

00:22:44.460 Is that what you would call it?

00:22:45.680 Like an Arizona wellness retreat?

00:22:47.840 Where you literally check your phone.

00:22:48.940 I want to go to like a celebrity one.

00:22:50.780 Like Lindsay Lohan.

00:22:51.640 Like, you ever see those commercials?

00:22:53.800 Yeah.

00:22:54.380 That'd be sick.

00:22:55.220 Well, Pete Davidson is checked into one right now. 1.00

00:22:58.900 Evidently, he periodically goes in and just handles his shit. 1.00

00:23:04.640 It's dope. 1.00

00:23:06.700 I went skydiving.

00:23:07.820 I was either going to relapse or go skydiving.

00:23:13.660 Because in your death, there's always nice to really appreciate your life

00:23:17.320 and make your problems feel like nothing.

00:23:19.500 and you had a near death yeah i had a well i had lines like you had at the same spot

00:23:24.620 same exact same location yeah paris i don't know if it was the pack job there the crack

00:23:30.180 crack it's packing on they're nice guys they're they're nice guys there but

00:23:34.320 the crack packers there so you have to trust a random stranger to pack your parachute that

00:23:39.660 your life is in their hands and by the way you pay them 20 bucks 20 dollars yeah oh what do you

00:23:45.080 You just like tip them?

00:23:46.220 Yeah, it's basically like 20 to pack.

00:23:48.220 They go there, they pack parachutes all day,

00:23:51.040 and you have to trust that they've done a good job

00:23:52.640 because, again, they're doing it all day.

00:23:54.320 All day long.

00:23:55.320 It's just a redundant job.

00:23:57.060 It's hard.

00:23:57.700 They have like tape on their fingers.

00:23:59.340 You look at their fingers, they're all like bloody and charred.

00:24:01.940 They don't care how many followers you got.

00:24:03.700 But you had a really bad one.

00:24:05.720 I followed the line to it because I remembered your YouTube video

00:24:08.000 and everybody was like, no, he didn't have to cut away. 1.00

00:24:10.260 He was an idiot. 1.00

00:24:11.160 So I was like, I'm not going to cut away. 1.00

00:24:15.060 Fucking idiots 1.00

00:24:15.740 Wait who said that 1.00

00:24:17.520 I mean I don't remember

00:24:19.260 Multiple people 1.00

00:24:20.280 Yo these fucking skydiving fools 1.00

00:24:22.440 10 seconds 1.00

00:24:24.400 10 seconds of not opening

00:24:26.340 And sure I could do what happened to you

00:24:28.500 And wait 50 to 60 seconds

00:24:31.360 To be intertwined

00:24:32.540 And then be over an interstate

00:24:33.860 At 50 hundred feet like you were 1.00

00:24:35.380 You got fucked up bro 1.00

00:24:36.960 It's not funny it's not cool 1.00

00:24:39.520 Obviously I didn't need to cut away

00:24:40.700 But obviously I'm also okay because of it

00:24:42.340 You weren't

00:24:42.760 Yeah yeah yeah

00:24:43.380 No you're absolutely right

00:24:44.300 I should have cut away

00:24:45.400 I should have

00:24:45.980 but also you gotta pay

00:24:47.200 like two grand

00:24:47.880 for the canopy

00:24:48.740 if it like

00:24:49.700 what

00:24:49.940 yeah you had to pay

00:24:51.180 for your canopy no

00:24:51.900 I didn't

00:24:52.740 no you don't

00:24:53.460 it was probably

00:24:53.960 on your credit card

00:24:54.580 you probably

00:24:55.320 gonna check your statements 1.00

00:24:56.040 sons of bitches 1.00

00:24:56.360 sons of bitches 1.00

00:24:57.400 what if you open 1.00

00:24:58.160 the back up

00:24:58.740 I don't know

00:24:59.700 I don't know why

00:25:00.360 I was thinking that

00:25:01.120 in fight or flight

00:25:01.920 my life or death

00:25:02.680 I'm like

00:25:02.960 I would have saved 1.00

00:25:04.060 that fucking 2 G's 1.00

00:25:05.200 you know 1.00

00:25:05.580 and I'm like

00:25:06.500 trying to get out of it

00:25:07.520 and then finally

00:25:08.460 it opened up

00:25:09.120 and I was like

00:25:09.580 oh thank god

00:25:10.240 but then I looked down

00:25:10.960 and I'm right on top

00:25:11.660 of the freeway

00:25:12.300 and I'm like

00:25:13.140 alright let me 0.99

00:25:13.800 let me try to fly back in and i had a rough rough landing at a giant hematoma on my ass 1.00

00:25:18.840 you got fucked up i was draining i was stabbing it with a needle and sucking all the juices out 0.99

00:25:24.140 yeah i took out like a like a half a prime out of my leg gnarly yeah but it felt so good 1.00

00:25:30.160 hematomas are nasty yeah i went to the doctor you're probably gonna have one or you're back

00:25:35.560 i'll be all right i'll come through and drain it i'm a doctor now just a little said his elbows

00:25:40.720 drained i got i got because i got bursitis in my elbow i got i got some stuff some stuff drained

00:25:45.680 the elbows were both drained i just got a message from alex smith um our accountant he's he's acting

00:25:53.640 as attorney here he asked me if i want to get an attorney for uh for this ai scam that i suffered

00:25:59.900 for the damages from this ai scam i thought we sent it to an attorney he wants another one

00:26:04.440 they they those attorneys are not capable of handling artificial intelligence

00:26:08.740 why don't you hire ai lawyers that's really smart yes your honor i'm be will be represented today

00:26:17.260 by chat gpt hello your honor i will be representing mike so do you guys know what happened like the

00:26:24.600 long and short of it yeah yeah a hair company used an ad that you really made and then using

00:26:30.340 clips of your voice on this exact podcast which are perfect dialogue and you probably said every

00:26:34.700 word in the dictionary clipped together the rest of the ad over b-roll saying that the hair company 0.56

00:26:39.000 was good it's highly illegal and fucked up crazy right so they they basically made it seem like i 0.63

00:26:45.120 also didn't wouldn't have gone and gotten the hair transplant surgery because because i would just 0.77

00:26:50.200 use this hair fiber that they're trying to promote and like you just said they used my voice to

00:26:55.080 promote it and and i thought i would see this ad one time and then it would just go away but this 0.91

00:27:01.360 thing's running on a fucking loop bro which means it's working on tick oh yeah no they're 0.80

00:27:05.960 running it's working no they're making money on instagram i see it on i see it on tiktok 0.98

00:27:10.560 like there's a whole page and i just comment on everyone this is a scam don't buy it i can't

00:27:16.120 believe it's really funny to me that you were the first one to get hit with this like it's really

00:27:19.820 on no no no first you had one not like this no not using my voice no it was a picture of you 0.97

00:27:26.440 for like dick pills remember it was the yeah i do remember you gotta take him down yeah yeah 0.99

00:27:31.220 they're savage too bad i'm the first i'm the first i would say like you like youtuber but 0.98

00:27:36.880 they they've already done no actually no that's not true you just want to be because they do it

00:27:40.560 with beast as well like hey guys i'm doing a giveaway this week like sign up you know send

00:27:47.460 me your email and your credit card information you know and they do with joe rogan as well

00:27:51.500 yeah i was a victim of ai have you looked at the website to see if they're in the country or 0.95

00:27:55.200 anything like that they're not in the country you're fucked they're probably in my guess would 0.98

00:27:59.680 be malta like if i can take any guess would be malta you know because i feel like that's where 0.99

00:28:04.960 a lot of the scamming comes from you know you ever do you know is malta a country it's an island

00:28:11.680 yeah do they do a lot of scamming there in malta a lot of offshore uh in other news uh 0.89

00:28:19.840 lionel messi this contract is fucking insane what what are the details of that because i heard 0.80

00:28:26.680 he he's gonna be wealthy like forever and all his kids and kin in the history of his offspring well 0.96

00:28:33.900 that i feel like that's already gonna be the case and and so much so that he took a deal valued

00:28:39.760 between 125 and 150 million for two and a half years with an option in 2026 uh but but it's more

00:28:49.340 so what he turned down evidently there was an offer from saudi for 1.6 billion dollars for three

00:28:57.580 years three but he'll make more on this deal than that one there's equity there's equity he gets he

00:29:04.620 gets equity in adidas he gets yeah i thought it was like the sale of he gets every jersey no i

00:29:12.500 understand there's profit sharing all of but he also gets equity in the team he gets equity in

00:29:17.820 a Miami football club. Correct, which

00:29:19.820 will be worth billions. So was it like a morally

00:29:21.680 right thing that he did to stay?

00:29:24.440 No, I think he's

00:29:25.920 my guess would be

00:29:27.820 he's thinking long term. He wants to do whatever

00:29:29.840 is going to be worth the most. Okay, because he

00:29:31.780 would get a clean check for 1.5

00:29:34.120 billion dollars. 1.6 billion dollars.

00:29:36.200 And he went with 150

00:29:37.900 mil? So 10%? It's not

00:29:39.660 150 mil. That's just what he gets

00:29:41.800 for playing on the field. Yeah. There's incentives

00:29:43.940 for jerseys. There's incentive for

00:29:45.700 all of Adidas. Okay, well that's better. That's a better deal.

00:29:47.820 like he took a crazy deal with adidas you ever see the jordan documentary that's similar he's

00:29:52.860 getting a piece of everything that's sold in adidas jordan's mom she was like no i want equity

00:29:58.220 in the shoe i want to make money on every shoe and it was just a tiny bit but now jordan makes

00:30:01.900 like 300 million every athlete now uses the same contract that his mom created the industry yeah

00:30:08.860 that's more your field his mom created the industry of incentivizing the players to get

00:30:13.500 that's insane my mom's just a nurse everybody else is like give me a check not even magic

00:30:19.260 johnson give me a check abdul jabbar give me a check all the guys single contract for me

00:30:23.880 she was gangster she was in those on those calls like nope we're good we're good so i love my mom

00:30:29.580 obviously she texted me right after she said yeah she wanted to know if i was okay but mom if you

00:30:34.360 could negotiate some sort of contract that would give me multi-billions i'd appreciate it so the

00:30:39.800 So one of the greatest football players of all time,

00:30:45.380 soccer football players of all time,

00:30:46.940 got a deal for $125 million for two years.

00:30:50.520 And every other basketball player in the first two minutes

00:30:53.400 of the open contract season did $1 billion.

00:30:58.180 They did $1 billion in the first five minutes in the NBA.

00:31:01.240 Sorry, what did you just say?

00:31:03.260 The NBA opened up the ability to contract with their players

00:31:08.220 after a certain date in the year.

00:31:11.540 They did $1 billion in the first five minutes.

00:31:14.040 For one player?

00:31:15.040 No, for all the players that were contracted.

00:31:17.440 $1 billion.

00:31:18.340 Okay, how many players were contracted?

00:31:20.740 Each one of them, $100 million, $50 million, $200 million.

00:31:24.080 It sounds like you're just throwing numbers out.

00:31:25.460 No, I looked at it online.

00:31:27.160 Well, because I was going somewhere with this.

00:31:29.300 Let's hear it.

00:31:30.940 Two years for $125 million.

00:31:33.500 Yep.

00:31:33.720 Airely similar to

00:31:35.740 Two years for a hundred million dollars

00:31:38.600 Which is what Twitch star

00:31:40.000 XQC just got

00:31:41.520 Is that real?

00:31:42.500 Yes

00:31:42.720 It's really real

00:31:46.320 I don't believe it

00:31:49.840 I'm sorry I don't I'm a hater

00:31:51.360 Felix Lengiel

00:31:55.340 Better known as Twitch streamer

00:31:56.680 XQC announced that he will be joining

00:31:58.260 Don't say it but

00:32:00.440 Bleep a rival streaming platform

00:32:02.900 In a two year deal

00:32:03.960 The contract is reportedly

00:32:04.840 Worth around 70 million

00:32:05.860 With incentives

00:32:06.440 Potentially raising

00:32:07.140 The total to 100

00:32:07.920 Okay

00:32:08.400 So I'm right

00:32:09.540 A 0.62

00:32:09.920 Also scratch half that

00:32:12.460 From taxes

00:32:13.060 Well hold on

00:32:14.240 I can't say that

00:32:15.140 Why

00:32:15.480 That's because

00:32:16.180 Then the same can be said

00:32:17.300 About Messi's deal

00:32:18.120 You know what I'm saying

00:32:19.400 Like we're not gonna

00:32:19.940 What do you mean

00:32:21.220 Depends where he is

00:32:22.020 He's in Miami

00:32:22.580 Well doesn't he pay more

00:32:23.840 He doesn't have state tax

00:32:24.780 In Miami

00:32:25.000 41%

00:32:26.060 Whatever

00:32:26.680 39%

00:32:27.740 Then

00:32:28.220 Sorry

00:32:30.400 Ooh

00:32:31.140 No reflex

00:32:32.320 Don't get those near Mike.

00:32:33.600 Painkiller.

00:32:34.400 Sorry.

00:32:34.920 This is ibuprofen.

00:32:36.640 No, it's just it's it's it's insane because what is the ROI on that?

00:32:40.640 And what does the completion of that look like?

00:32:43.120 There was a time where I remember Ninja got paid a hundred million to do something on some platform.

00:32:47.400 He got the money, though.

00:32:48.360 Did he?

00:32:49.280 What do you mean?

00:32:49.820 Yeah, he got paid.

00:32:51.260 I guarantee he did.

00:32:52.220 No, he did.

00:32:52.780 But he also didn't get a hundred million.

00:32:54.240 His wasn't worth a hundred million.

00:32:55.700 And also it wasn't backed by a company that has unlimited financial resources.

00:33:03.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:03.860 I see.

00:33:04.520 Because they're with that gambling company.

00:33:06.500 Correct.

00:33:06.960 That makes all that money.

00:33:08.300 And they're making a run competitive.

00:33:10.200 All right.

00:33:10.480 So what's up?

00:33:12.540 Unnamed platform.

00:33:13.760 You want the number one podcast in the world?

00:33:15.900 Hit up Manager Jeff.

00:33:17.080 And we could bring our booming audience over to y'all.

00:33:19.600 I think he's already talking to him.

00:33:20.680 For 50 billion, we'll take it.

00:33:22.580 What's your number to leave social media? 1.00

00:33:24.780 To be dumb? 1.00

00:33:25.200 Terminally? 1.00

00:33:25.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:26.100 I'm a slut. 1.00

00:33:26.800 I'm a social media slut. 1.00

00:33:27.900 I just can't. 0.98

00:33:28.340 I love it.

00:33:28.960 It's like, bro, you put me in a room with an iPhone.

00:33:30.740 In an hour I'll be making a video

00:33:32.820 Do you still love content?

00:33:35.660 I love it

00:33:36.400 But not as much as KSI

00:33:38.000 I don't think even KSI

00:33:40.980 Loves it as much as I do

00:33:43.020 Really?

00:33:43.840 Because if you put a camera on KSI

00:33:46.360 He just goes crazy

00:33:47.500 No no no 0.78

00:33:48.080 He is a

00:33:51.720 Magnetizing

00:33:53.440 Captivating performer

00:33:55.200 Entertainer

00:33:55.940 Put anything on him you're glued to what he's saying

00:33:57.820 I like making stuff

00:33:59.320 And by the way, that's the dynamic in Prime.

00:34:02.540 Also, he is a concert creator as well.

00:34:04.600 I watched it this week.

00:34:05.640 Logan's coming up with ideas, says, let's do this, this, this.

00:34:09.000 KSI literally put the camera on him.

00:34:11.700 Activates.

00:34:12.480 Laughing, screaming, facial expressions.

00:34:15.120 It's a perfect dynamic.

00:34:15.980 He's so good.

00:34:16.940 And I like making it.

00:34:18.160 And one of the other brains in our little group of people making this company worth something is also pretty creative.

00:34:26.940 so all together we

00:34:28.480 feel each other out really well

00:34:30.240 but yeah I love content

00:34:33.080 but I'll go to this platform

00:34:35.080 sure for the right

00:34:37.040 amount of money

00:34:37.480 Mike what if you were offered a deal

00:34:41.180 to podcast you get

00:34:43.040 say double the money to live

00:34:45.160 in Saudi Arabia

00:34:47.000 no no no Malta 0.99

00:34:48.600 Malta or you get to 0.95

00:34:51.120 continue living in LA for half

00:34:53.120 the money do you stay in LA

00:34:55.000 what's the question that you're asking me right now would you go move for double the money and

00:35:01.920 you have to do the podcast what money that you make or save he wouldn't he wouldn't because i

00:35:07.460 invited him to move to puerto rico with me for unlimited money and he did oh yeah he literally

00:35:11.900 said and i quote blank check he goes he goes he goes he goes blank check no i didn't say that but

00:35:19.200 i did say there was a lazy river which to him is basically the same thing yeah and that still

00:35:23.760 wasn't enough you know why there's no hooli-doolies in puerto rico no yeah there is well you got to

00:35:29.600 find them and you only go there on saturdays otherwise you're the gen so you say you love

00:35:37.940 content but do you love content enough to fake your own death and then show up at your funeral

00:35:41.820 to teach your family a life lesson you know when i was 22 i can't say that's something i wouldn't do

00:35:47.300 Now

00:35:49.800 I'm just kind of

00:35:51.700 Staying away from death

00:35:52.620 Inshallah 1.00

00:35:54.000 Belgian TikToker 1.00

00:35:57.440 David

00:35:57.940 Also known as

00:36:00.380 Ragnar LeFou

00:36:01.540 Faked his own death

00:36:02.880 And appeared at his own funeral

00:36:03.980 To impart a life lesson

00:36:05.140 About the importance

00:36:05.780 Of maintaining family ties

00:36:07.520 He'd become saddened

00:36:08.880 By how his family

00:36:09.640 Drifted apart

00:36:10.300 And felt unappreciated

00:36:11.400 He's prompted his decision

00:36:14.080 To teach his family

00:36:14.820 Not to wait until

00:36:15.560 Someone's death

00:36:16.220 To reconnect with them

00:36:17.560 Is there someone

00:36:19.520 For each of you

00:36:21.600 That you have not told recently

00:36:23.840 That you love them

00:36:25.220 And if so

00:36:27.020 I'd like you to take a second right now

00:36:29.300 To tell that person straight down the pipe

00:36:30.640 One of these guys

00:36:31.560 Just go straight down the pipe

00:36:34.340 And tell someone that you haven't spoken to recently

00:36:36.620 That you care about

00:36:37.600 No I don't want to do that

00:36:38.620 I'll wait

00:36:40.220 Why

00:36:40.900 I don't know

00:36:42.360 Mike

00:36:43.940 Mike

00:36:45.520 Mike I love you

00:36:47.040 I haven't told you

00:36:48.280 in a long time

00:36:49.020 which Mike

00:36:49.500 wouldn't you rather

00:36:50.940 just tell me

00:36:51.700 I'm sitting in front of you

00:36:52.860 you said straight on the pipe

00:36:54.340 what are you gonna

00:36:54.800 so when I watch the episode

00:36:56.020 you just said

00:36:57.640 go straight on the pipe

00:36:58.640 I haven't told you

00:36:59.860 I love you

00:37:00.280 in a long time

00:37:00.820 you're not even gonna take

00:37:01.460 I love you

00:37:02.020 I can't even

00:37:02.580 cause you didn't say it to me

00:37:03.700 you said it to an

00:37:04.360 and I'm at

00:37:04.800 there's no other Mike

00:37:06.860 in the room

00:37:07.360 you be

00:37:08.140 you're in front of the mic

00:37:09.840 do you see what just happened

00:37:11.060 with such a wonderful prompt

00:37:12.620 that I gave you

00:37:13.180 I know my friend Logan could nail this.

00:37:14.980 Go ahead.

00:37:15.500 Right down the pipe.

00:37:18.080 I'm pretty vocal about my love for people.

00:37:20.900 We said I love you not three hours ago before my match.

00:37:24.000 Love you, bro.

00:37:24.300 Yeah, I say it all the time.

00:37:25.220 I'm sure there's got to be someone you haven't talked to.

00:37:29.880 Why don't you give it a shot?

00:37:32.180 No, you know what?

00:37:32.740 I don't say I love you to my dad.

00:37:34.320 Because that's like, you know.

00:37:35.560 What? 0.94

00:37:36.620 My mom all the time every phone call.

00:37:38.080 You don't say that to your dad?

00:37:39.160 No, we got a weird relationship, you know?

00:37:41.600 Just like.

00:37:42.320 Not a lot of

00:37:43.100 You know what I'm talking about right

00:37:44.800 But do you love him

00:37:45.700 No

00:37:46.180 He doesn't

00:37:46.580 I was there

00:37:47.240 You would get struck

00:37:48.240 No

00:37:49.460 No no no 0.99

00:37:50.200 I'm fucking around 1.00

00:37:50.960 Did your parents ever 1.00

00:37:52.800 Hug you

00:37:53.620 Uh yeah

00:37:55.020 No I had a good childhood

00:37:56.000 We'll see

00:37:57.560 But do you love

00:37:58.400 Do you love your dad

00:37:59.460 Yeah

00:38:00.920 Don't make

00:38:01.740 Don't put

00:38:02.400 Cut all this out

00:38:03.460 Edit all this out

00:38:04.420 This is weird

00:38:05.500 There's a lot of pain

00:38:06.220 Go back to the girl

00:38:07.140 Let's talk about

00:38:07.640 I'd rather talk about that

00:38:08.140 No go ahead

00:38:08.540 Say it down the pipe too dad

00:38:10.060 Right now

00:38:10.400 Bro

00:38:10.840 This

00:38:11.360 I say it

00:38:12.060 Did your dad beat you?

00:38:13.460 Yeah. 0.83

00:38:15.320 He's like the beatings.

00:38:17.040 My dad.

00:38:18.320 Jeff loves you very much.

00:38:19.780 My dad would do like staged beatings to embarrass me because the embarrassment would be worse than the actual beating.

00:38:25.300 Like a stage fake death.

00:38:26.820 Yeah.

00:38:27.580 No, no, no.

00:38:28.560 It was more like WWE.

00:38:29.940 It was WWE.

00:38:30.920 Like he would come out and whip me with something that's not like hard.

00:38:34.160 Like it was like a dog leash one time.

00:38:35.500 Oh, yeah.

00:38:36.120 So I was in front of all my friends in the neighborhood.

00:38:38.800 And I'm like, you know, I got a good reputation over there.

00:38:42.400 My neighbor back in Staten.

00:38:43.880 So my dad comes out. 0.99

00:38:45.120 He's like, your mother wanted you home and fucking starts whipping me with this leash. 0.99

00:38:48.580 No reason. 0.99

00:38:49.260 But it didn't even hurt.

00:38:50.600 But then all my friends were like, oh, that's child abuse.

00:38:53.300 We're going to call the cops on him so that it backfired.

00:38:55.240 They didn't.

00:38:55.880 It wasn't even, there were no marks.

00:38:58.200 I have a story kind of like that.

00:39:00.160 They called child abuse?

00:39:01.220 They just said that they were going to, and then my dad's behind backfired.

00:39:04.180 That's, no, that's the best.

00:39:05.240 I love you, dad.

00:39:06.040 That was cool.

00:39:06.920 i'm gonna do that to there it is i'm gonna pass that along when you when your dad makes drastic

00:39:12.020 decisions and then they backfire in his face my dad once locked us out of the house from some i

00:39:18.540 don't know we were being hooligans or whatever and uh it he locked us out of the house all day

00:39:22.820 and he would do this sometimes from time to time you know go play in the woods your kids go be

00:39:26.880 imaginative have fun maybe why i'm creative it ended up paying off but this particular time we

00:39:31.060 wanted to come inside it was like cold it was rainy dad can we come in do not knock on the door

00:39:36.140 Don't touch the door

00:39:37.040 You're not coming inside

00:39:38.020 Okay alright dad

00:39:39.300 It starts raining

00:39:40.240 His car windows are open

00:39:42.720 Dad dad I gotta tell you something

00:39:45.480 Please can we come inside

00:39:46.400 I told you I don't touch the door

00:39:48.140 Stay away from the door

00:39:49.740 What's he doing in there

00:39:52.100 It doesn't matter

00:39:53.320 He didn't want us in the house

00:39:54.340 But it's pouring rain

00:39:55.920 And his windows of his car are down

00:39:58.160 And I knew that 0.92

00:39:59.340 And it's fucking up his interior

00:40:01.120 Sure enough the next day 0.87

00:40:03.160 Goes to roll up the windows

00:40:04.480 They're off 1.00

00:40:04.980 Fuck the car's 1.00

00:40:05.920 fuck he goes 1.00

00:40:07.240 why didn't you tell me 1.00

00:40:09.180 it was raining and my windows were down

00:40:11.440 I said dad

00:40:11.920 what do you think I was trying to tell you

00:40:15.040 and then he got mad at me

00:40:16.840 cause his plan backfired

00:40:19.220 and he got more angry at me

00:40:20.560 for his mistake

00:40:22.040 and that's Greg Paul but Greg

00:40:24.580 I love you papa

00:40:26.460 I love you papa

00:40:28.140 despite the fact that sometimes

00:40:30.220 you'll get angry at me for your mistakes

00:40:32.500 yeah

00:40:34.760 which one's my camera that one yeah go to yeah go down today feeling good no you could you go

00:40:41.400 right there dad uh you know i love you thank you for for raising me the way you did i wouldn't

00:40:47.880 change a thing you know it's pretty good what about you mikey me and my older sister got on 1.00

00:40:54.720 going quarrel no no sibling stuff you gotta go stupid staten island mouth before i murder you 0.99

00:41:02.680 on television i'm getting into something serious try it try it i dare you try it jeffrey i kick 0.99

00:41:07.620 that angle you're done jeffrey jeffrey do we have to do we have to get you your no no pills again

00:41:13.500 stop it stop it my what stop it hey go tell your story whatever i left some clothing in the back

00:41:23.000 of your car when i borrowed it a couple weeks ago and you said that i'm not making enough of

00:41:29.240 an impact

00:41:30.000 with my

00:41:30.400 with my platform

00:41:31.500 that upset me

00:41:34.100 we got into a little

00:41:34.860 tiff

00:41:35.380 but I do love you

00:41:37.620 very much Jillian

00:41:38.560 and

00:41:39.160 the next time

00:41:41.560 I come there

00:41:41.960 I will

00:41:42.200 I'll put a whole

00:41:44.120 tank of gas

00:41:44.700 in the car

00:41:45.740 that's good

00:41:46.280 that's really nice

00:41:48.080 it's all

00:41:51.180 only you left buddy

00:41:52.260 what are you gonna do

00:41:52.980 look down the camera

00:41:54.140 and tell somebody

00:41:54.760 I did

00:41:55.520 oh it's the wrong camera

00:41:56.520 and you were talking to me 1.00

00:41:57.260 like an idiot 1.00

00:41:57.760 just 1.00

00:41:58.880 Just check the last box, bro.

00:42:01.940 It's right there.

00:42:02.560 Last box.

00:42:02.980 This one?

00:42:03.540 Yeah.

00:42:05.840 I'll say it to my dad.

00:42:06.780 I love you, dad.

00:42:08.360 Appreciate everything you've done for me.

00:42:09.760 I say it all the time.

00:42:10.800 I really do.

00:42:11.840 Just like Logan, I say it all the time.

00:42:13.380 I am vocal about my love.

00:42:14.800 The people that I love, I say it to them.

00:42:16.360 Oh, you know what?

00:42:16.880 I feel left out now.

00:42:17.760 Dad, dad, if you're watching this, I do love you as well.

00:42:20.280 I feel like I did a terrible job here.

00:42:22.720 I framed my dad as a child abuser.

00:42:24.880 No, no, no. 0.89

00:42:25.560 It was just a dog leash.

00:42:26.380 It was like a fake thing that he was doing

00:42:28.820 It was an idea he had, it didn't work out great

00:42:31.020 But no, I had a great childhood

00:42:32.320 He took me fishing, he did so much

00:42:34.140 He was a great father

00:42:35.000 And I learned a lot

00:42:37.140 You already painted the picture of your dad

00:42:38.940 You're not going to be able to reverse him now

00:42:39.800 According to what you told us before 1.00

00:42:42.580 He's a fucking violent criminal 1.00

00:42:44.360 He's going to jail half your life 1.00

00:42:47.400 No, no, I do have trauma

00:42:49.320 But it's not from that, I had a good childhood 0.93

00:42:50.680 I tortured them, I tortured them 0.84

00:42:53.100 If anything

00:42:53.780 did you did you did you abuse cats neighborhood cats i feel like animals i never abused animals 0.98

00:43:00.480 no no people i got the shit beat out of me in prison yeah i'm kidding look i said so many bad 0.95

00:43:08.020 things on this podcast see i just want to like this this is your last show hunter bridge there's 0.96

00:43:13.160 no chance i'm done bro i'm done i'm out of here i'm not even white i'm not even white i'm italian

00:43:21.200 I knew that was coming

00:43:23.200 I'm going to the Jersey Shore

00:43:26.300 Yes

00:43:27.180 I need a hiatus from social media

00:43:29.480 You're gonna after this episode bro

00:43:32.260 I was speaking of what Spencer

00:43:34.440 if you're out there I don't know if you're in Ukraine

00:43:36.720 or wherever you are but we would like to have you back

00:43:39.260 Spencer the third guy

00:43:40.760 I watched all these videos because they're all getting sent to me

00:43:43.060 the third guy is cursed 0.83

00:43:44.320 I'm going to kill myself or something 0.99

00:43:46.540 because of this 0.80

00:43:47.480 and then I almost died from skydiving one episode in

00:43:50.920 These Apple goggles

00:43:57.060 Apple goggles

00:43:58.880 $3,500 for Apple Vision Pro

00:44:01.720 A augmented reality headset

00:44:03.660 Which resembles ski goggles

00:44:05.640 Is capable of blending the digital

00:44:07.320 And the real world

00:44:09.000 Surprised Logan hasn't had them yet

00:44:10.600 You're always first to get the technology

00:44:13.080 But I don't think they're out yet

00:44:14.760 They're out?

00:44:16.080 $3,500

00:44:17.040 They're very expensive

00:44:19.240 that that seemed to be a sticking point wait so they are out or they're not they're not they're

00:44:23.660 not out no it's it's it's the future of like it's the future of what it's the first of its kind in

00:44:30.960 like tech that is really really future forward like dude the fact that you can look at the app

00:44:38.920 you want to use and do this motion with your fingers as a click and then watch like a movie

00:44:45.800 as if you're in a theater inside these goggles

00:44:48.220 and do anything.

00:44:49.980 When that's paired up with Neuralink,

00:44:53.480 I don't know.

00:44:54.160 We're going crazy.

00:44:54.740 It's augmented reality.

00:44:56.580 Am I the only one who immediately...

00:44:58.420 I'm not the only one.

00:44:59.900 You guys will say I am.

00:45:01.000 But am I the only one who immediately thinks 0.94

00:45:02.840 of how this is going to change sex? 0.62

00:45:05.400 Like, immediately, bro. 0.65

00:45:06.920 What's the movie?

00:45:07.200 What's the movie?

00:45:08.400 Jeff, do you hear what he just said?

00:45:09.560 He said that you can use these goggles,

00:45:12.520 go like this,

00:45:13.320 And you can maximize something in the real world

00:45:15.760 Like you can actually increase the size

00:45:17.580 By just going like this

00:45:18.720 I'll tell you what it would be good for you for 0.99

00:45:20.460 With sex 0.99

00:45:21.060 If you are 0.94

00:45:22.820 You know

00:45:24.420 Going crazy with a 0.78

00:45:27.520 Ugly creature

00:45:30.520 That you found in the back alleys

00:45:32.600 Of Santa Monica 0.65

00:45:33.560 You could put on those goggles and she could be a 10 1.00

00:45:36.540 Right quick 1.00

00:45:37.140 That joke didn't hit because everyone knows that I hang out 1.00

00:45:40.480 With hotter girls than you 1.00

00:45:41.300 Hang out

00:45:42.980 He'd also close on

00:45:45.500 No but you'll notice the hotter they are

00:45:47.380 The more trouble you have closing

00:45:48.740 That's not true at all

00:45:49.960 Jeff will back it up 0.96

00:45:52.380 You look like a lizard 0.91

00:45:56.720 I am a lizard 0.56

00:45:57.720 This is what we were talking about

00:45:59.080 You are becoming Mark Zuckerberg

00:46:00.760 You're becoming separated from yours

00:46:02.340 I love grilling meats

00:46:03.440 I like BJJ

00:46:07.180 Do you?

00:46:10.340 Do you like BJJ?

00:46:11.580 I do I have bad knees though 1.00

00:46:12.820 Israel put you in that triangle pretty easily 1.00

00:46:14.980 he fucked me up 1.00

00:46:16.640 that was at the end of 5 minutes 0.99

00:46:18.740 I commented I said

00:46:19.780 that better have been scripted

00:46:22.380 because

00:46:23.900 I had to see that coming

00:46:25.780 dude I can't believe how many people 0.99

00:46:28.400 talking shit to me about getting 0.99

00:46:32.580 triangle choked by the best fighter 1.00

00:46:34.680 in the world

00:46:35.260 UFC fans

00:46:36.600 UFC fans all think they're the UFC

00:46:40.700 expert like they could do it

00:46:42.800 That's why they do it.

00:46:43.500 It makes them feel tough. 0.99

00:46:44.660 Like, man, you should have fucking seen that. 0.99

00:46:47.180 He is the best in the world. 0.99

00:46:49.600 I have no shame in being.

00:46:51.900 I'm honored.

00:46:52.740 Did you see it coming?

00:46:54.200 Yeah, I saw it coming.

00:46:54.940 I was exhausted.

00:46:55.920 Doug, Doug, come on.

00:46:56.740 I thought we were going to spar, like box that day.

00:46:58.460 I don't train BJJ.

00:46:59.300 The last time I rolled around was with Paolo Costa five years ago.

00:47:03.980 And I made it like four minutes and 40 seconds in a five-minute round.

00:47:07.560 I'm exhausted.

00:47:08.280 He knows exactly what he's doing.

00:47:09.920 And then I got Volkanovski, the little spark plug.

00:47:12.540 He almost killed me

00:47:13.320 And then this other guy

00:47:14.760 Craig Jones

00:47:15.680 Who was like

00:47:17.200 Their BJJ wizard trainer

00:47:19.180 Just annihilated me

00:47:21.840 You know what

00:47:22.740 I take it back

00:47:24.800 My sister caught me in a triangle 1.00

00:47:26.460 But she's a purple belt 1.00

00:47:27.540 She's a purple belt 1.00

00:47:28.520 No way 1.00

00:47:29.160 No way 1.00

00:47:30.440 Damn you're a pussy 1.00

00:47:31.460 That's wild 1.00

00:47:32.160 But if there were strikes

00:47:33.840 She would have never 1.00

00:47:34.860 Fucking landed 1.00

00:47:35.500 You hit women 1.00

00:47:36.240 Triangle chokes are just hard 1.00

00:47:37.140 My sister 1.00

00:47:37.680 If she's choking me out 1.00

00:47:39.020 You know what

00:47:39.520 I said a lot of things

00:47:40.280 I regret on the show already

00:47:41.380 i'm done i'm taking i'm taking five i'm clocking out nice nice yeah that's a whole thing i would

00:47:51.020 never hit my sister karen i love you her name's karen her name that sucks yeah my mom got my name

00:48:00.720 jeff and karen my mom predicted the two memes jordan's jordan made her son 300 million a year 1.00

00:48:09.300 because of that deal she ruined mine and my sister's lives 0.99

00:48:12.320 tell your mom that you love her down the pipe

00:48:17.200 the problem is that all moms already know you know what i'm saying dads don't get the love that 1.00

00:48:23.780 they need that they deserve speak for yourself yeah you're right are you are you insane like 0.96

00:48:31.580 actually insane i bought a shirt that says slightly insane maybe it's a good shirt i was 0.89

00:48:37.320 like that one you can't i can't make a statement you can't say speak for yourself like it doesn't

00:48:41.740 even apply it means nothing bro these people don't understand my sister's not like a woman 0.97

00:48:48.260 she's are you still talking about you beating the shit out of your sister bro we already know 0.99

00:48:53.500 now she's not even a woman what does that mean it's a hybrid she's non-binary no no no she's 1.00

00:48:59.480 she's just fucking tough she's tough she works her ass off she rides horses 1.00

00:49:03.920 and just does 1.00

00:49:07.060 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for fun.

00:49:10.200 Wait, were you grappling

00:49:11.660 or she just caught you?

00:49:12.940 No, we went into the gym to fight.

00:49:14.560 It was

00:49:17.100 like a Patreon video or something.

00:49:20.080 Lazy, no effort

00:49:21.120 vlog that I did with her.

00:49:23.620 And she caught me once.

00:49:25.480 But again, if there were strikes allowed

00:49:27.740 it wouldn't have gone that way.

00:49:29.520 Elbow. 0.69

00:49:29.940 right on the 1.00

00:49:31.720 she shot a gun one time

00:49:34.140 she lives in Kentucky

00:49:34.880 she shot a gun

00:49:35.760 oh that's the one from Kentucky 0.99

00:49:37.260 yeah 0.87

00:49:37.760 yeah well she moved there 0.81

00:49:39.060 we grew up in New York City 1.00

00:49:40.580 but she moved there

00:49:41.240 because she loves horses 0.80

00:49:41.980 she shot a gun

00:49:43.120 at a shooting range

00:49:44.380 a shotgun

00:49:44.840 what is it called

00:49:46.240 recoil

00:49:46.680 hit her in the forehead

00:49:48.160 she blasted her forehead open 1.00

00:49:49.900 and she just 1.00

00:49:50.740 super glued it back together 0.62

00:49:52.360 she didn't get stitches 0.82

00:49:53.080 so now she has a monster scar 1.00

00:49:54.320 like mine down her whole forehead 1.00

00:49:55.520 oh my god 1.00

00:49:56.540 she's nuts 1.00

00:49:57.140 she doesn't even care 1.00

00:49:57.700 is she 1.00

00:49:58.220 is she like a redneck now 0.99

00:50:00.440 she did pick up a little bit of 1.00

00:50:02.520 like a tendencies

00:50:03.920 like an accent

00:50:04.960 but is that where it ends

00:50:08.540 she'd drink

00:50:10.740 did she drink beer 0.80

00:50:12.180 did she get the leash when she was younger as well

00:50:14.160 no no no no

00:50:16.140 my dad never

00:50:16.840 what did I say

00:50:20.980 on this show it's the late night shows

00:50:22.580 they can be pretty dangerous

00:50:24.420 how long have we been going guys

00:50:25.960 20 minutes I think

00:50:26.920 i'm just so tired let's wrap it up huh we we've just never really done a show under

00:50:33.800 i had one joke that i wanted to say you had bear grills on right yeah oh he's so great dude

00:50:40.340 yeah because he only went 45 minutes he couldn't even survive a full show

00:50:44.080 i've been dying to say that yeah no it was a little longer it was like 46 or something

00:50:52.040 He gave us 45.

00:50:53.480 No, he ended up going 50, 52.

00:50:55.780 Was it?

00:50:56.300 Was it that long?

00:50:57.940 You know, I don't care.

00:50:59.620 I don't care if it's under an hour.

00:51:01.860 No, I mean, it was just an easy layup joke.

00:51:04.720 It was funny.

00:51:05.580 He's amazing.

00:51:06.640 He was incredible.

00:51:07.400 I think, like, we said that he just has so much, like, wisdom

00:51:12.680 and so much perspective on life

00:51:15.340 because he's been so close to dying so many times.

00:51:17.580 and he's just he's been in so many like terrible positions where he had to rely on like 0.98

00:51:23.560 just so much shit and and a positive thought process and all that wisdom to get through and 0.94

00:51:28.940 he just bestows that's a great show yeah it's a great show there was something about nearly dying 0.99

00:51:34.640 that just will give you a completely different outlook on life you know yeah you you said it

00:51:42.380 sounded like you had the same uh kind of takeaway that i did is like when you really hit with fight

00:51:47.960 or flight i could say before that happened that like oh i'm a fighter or whatever but

00:51:54.500 after my shoot didn't open and i was like i had to make that decision yeah it was a just a calm

00:52:02.500 fight let's do what i need to do to survive there was no panic you learn a lot about yourself yeah

00:52:07.120 Me knowing that I could do that

00:52:09.380 I was capable of thinking and acting

00:52:11.660 And saving my own life in that situation

00:52:13.240 Yeah I needed to know that

00:52:15.200 You can take that far

00:52:16.420 You can take that far in life

00:52:17.540 Did we shoot another podcast already today?

00:52:21.620 Yes Mike

00:52:22.380 How long ago was that?

00:52:23.740 12 hours ago 0.99

00:52:24.820 And then we did a fucking money in the banks 0.99

00:52:27.280 WWE match 0.98

00:52:28.520 After six days of traveling Europe

00:52:33.280 You know what I just thought?

00:52:34.180 Prime Barcelona

00:52:36.440 FC Barcelona partnership

00:52:38.220 Was good

00:52:39.080 Most liked post ever on drink prime

00:52:42.620 Prime partnering with

00:52:44.120 FC Barcelona over the UFC

00:52:45.580 That's crazy

00:52:48.860 Unbelievable

00:52:49.980 It's a big team it's a great team

00:52:52.340 The drinks doing well

00:52:54.140 I was just thinking to myself

00:52:55.420 If we had

00:52:55.860 Not done the show tonight

00:53:00.160 And like flown somewhere exotic

00:53:01.840 Woke up tomorrow in like a pretty place 0.99

00:53:03.700 and shot this show tomorrow that would have been fucking sick like that would have been sick dude 0.94

00:53:08.640 because we would all had energy we would by the way the only reason that didn't happen is because 0.94

00:53:12.980 we couldn't get the jet uh private travel in europe is you might as well just take commercial

00:53:19.300 for every european wishing that you could travel private no i mean it's it's you go through the

00:53:25.380 same security check-in the plane uh you have to do like border control because you're going to

00:53:30.600 different countries although it's like europe uh the whole passport thing the luggage which by the

00:53:36.680 way those are all the main attributes and all the main benefits of flying private that's what i'm

00:53:41.940 saying oh yeah no no no that's all you lose all of it yeah it's it's maybe an hour or two quicker 0.97

00:53:46.640 granted i'm being a prissy fucking no no no no i'm just saying it's gonna come interesting 0.96

00:53:51.520 realization it's gonna come off like that but it's it's really just reflection on a truthhood 0.98

00:53:57.020 because those are the benefits like you can't drive up to the plane no you can't skip the

00:54:00.460 security those are all the things you pay for so in fact you're giving people in the audience who

00:54:05.180 in the next few years might have 50 to 75 to 100 million dollars off some sort of crazy

00:54:11.580 lottery hit or business sale and come here and want to fly from brussels to portugal it'll take

00:54:19.960 you a second to get that and if you want a last minute change you're most likely unlikely

00:54:24.160 gonna be able to do that i go to sleep guys you sound like nate diaz uh let's talk about the

00:54:31.080 submarine to wrap it up just i feel like we need we need we need to talk about it was in the show

00:54:36.760 notes we got to talk about it why is there what is there about what i don't know why yeah why

00:54:42.900 i'll tell you why jeff because the situation that those five people were in was unimaginable it is

00:54:48.580 horrifying to be encapsulated they got zapped right away we didn't know that at the time

00:54:53.900 we didn't know that at the time but the u.s navy knew that and i think the media ran with it just

00:54:58.800 because it was a good story i've heard this as well it was a cover-up and there's like things

00:55:02.460 in the background right there's like multiple billions of dollars funded i heard it i heard

00:55:07.140 it but also the the u.s navy didn't know it they heard an explosion in the ocean just like they

00:55:12.320 heard banging sounds in the ocean that turned out to be just regular ocean running over a speed bump 0.71

00:55:17.020 like no who knows what the fuck no like obviously after they were like oh this thing likely imploded

00:55:23.340 the neighbor was like oh we did hear something sure they should have said it a little sooner 0.90

00:55:27.520 but it's a military bro can i tell you why why i got so much i'll explain it it's it's a nightmare

00:55:33.040 scenario with billionaires that's the main part of it because everyone hates rich people rich

00:55:42.320 people are hated by everybody who doesn't have money wants rich people to die like bro in all 0.99

00:55:48.860 honesty if a if a laser guided missile could hit this room right now people would be so fucking 1.00

00:55:54.780 happy because it would take out you it would take out your rich ass no no no but listen to me this 1.00

00:55:59.880 room specifically logan's a wank wank uh you deserve it literally they really literally if 1.00

00:56:07.480 he ended up with a munition through his side of his head right now that came out in one ear and 0.70

00:56:12.160 out the other think about that think about that think about me sitting on this couch getting 0.99

00:56:15.280 legitimately fucking assassinated sniper rifle through my head yes jeff you know twitter would 0.97

00:56:21.700 have a field day and by the way these are these are real people these are real people who would 0.99

00:56:26.920 literally be like well he got what he had coming dude what no and you would be i'm sitting on a

00:56:32.420 couch you would have memes you'd have like like bro like that i guess i also guess there's not

00:56:39.240 a lot going on i'm good i'm good with life i feel like i've done it all and i'm happy with my life

00:56:43.360 Would you go in a submarine?

00:56:45.120 I could perish right now.

00:56:45.960 No.

00:56:46.340 I could perish right now

00:56:47.280 and be happy with what I've done.

00:56:48.640 However,

00:56:49.560 I have to stay alive 1.00

00:56:50.380 just to prove these fuckers wrong. 1.00

00:56:51.800 It is my goal 1.00

00:56:52.440 to outlive every fucking hater. 1.00

00:56:54.260 I need to be 150 years old 1.00

00:56:56.120 before I perish.

00:56:56.780 You like all the exploration stuff.

00:56:58.380 You want to go to space

00:56:59.220 and stuff like that?

00:57:00.360 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:57:01.500 I'll probably do the opposite

00:57:03.200 of a submarine.

00:57:03.840 I'll go to space 0.82

00:57:04.520 and explode? 0.92

00:57:09.580 Implode.

00:57:10.120 You still implode?

00:57:10.860 No, you can explode.

00:57:12.160 It would be very quiet.

00:57:14.400 It would be quiet.

00:57:15.060 Let me ask you a question.

00:57:16.240 Why doesn't the Titanic implode? 1.00

00:57:20.500 Because it's not sealed, you fucking human animal. 1.00

00:57:24.880 It was a test. 1.00

00:57:25.380 You hybrid.

00:57:26.460 It was a test. 1.00

00:57:27.080 You centaur.

00:57:28.020 Parts of it were sealed. 0.96

00:57:28.520 You're not even a human, bro.

00:57:29.640 Yeah, right?

00:57:30.180 Doors.

00:57:30.680 No, but they're not anymore, bro.

00:57:31.980 Water is able to...

00:57:32.780 Those little circle windows.

00:57:34.220 Those doors.

00:57:34.820 Let me ask you a question.

00:57:36.240 Doors are sealed.

00:57:37.260 Do you...

00:57:38.300 When all the submarine got talk, got me thinking about subs.

00:57:42.160 do you

00:57:43.040 has anyone had

00:57:45.080 Subway recently

00:57:46.240 it's horrible

00:57:47.360 alright guys

00:57:47.940 thank you for listening

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00:57:54.460 thank you Jeff

00:57:56.000 Jeff with tech

00:57:56.740 and Jeff

00:57:57.200 manager Jeff

00:57:57.840 for joining us this episode

00:57:58.880 I guess Jared's

00:57:59.980 probably gonna ruin it

00:58:01.040 we'll see you guys next time

00:58:02.060 take it easy

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