Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Logan Paul FINALLY Responds to Ethan Klein Scandal, Hasan Piker, Dwarf Mamba Going BROKE

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00:00:30.400 It's all just a joke. 1.00

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00:00:33.880 I'm Bridget Armstrong, back with season two of the podcast, Curse of Miss America.

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00:01:04.400 When you told me that you were going into, like, answering the phone, tech support, and, like, customer service, I said,

00:01:12.700 Evan, I will be honest, bro.

00:01:19.000 I know you, and honestly, basketball might be a better place for you.

00:01:25.200 Like, you being in the NBA might be more aligned with your God-given talents 0.94

00:01:32.200 because you are a f***ing angry. 0.90

00:01:45.940 All right. 0.98

00:01:46.980 Welcome back to Impulsive.

00:01:48.100 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching, viewing, and subscribing.

00:01:51.040 Welcome back to the number one podcast in the world.

00:01:53.520 We have the world's richest man with us today.

00:01:59.000 It's Evan Eckenrode, who last night, I don't want to spoil the story and get too much into it,

00:02:05.260 pulled a $400,000 Pokemon card.

00:02:11.680 That is true.

00:02:12.220 Found himself in a much more fancy.

00:02:13.620 Potentially.

00:02:14.460 Potentially.

00:02:15.120 At a PSA 10.

00:02:15.840 You have to say potentially.

00:02:16.620 Can't get your hopes up too much.

00:02:17.940 Logan will come in here momentarily and tell you guys more about it,

00:02:20.900 But this was a pull for the ages.

00:02:23.960 My man finds himself in a much more fanciful financial situation this morning.

00:02:28.460 He did, unfortunately, wake up and immediately projectile vomit.

00:02:32.320 I think that's just how excited I was still, you know.

00:02:35.540 I think it was the tequila that Mookie Betts sent and signed the bottle.

00:02:40.100 We had Mookie Betts tequila on the show last night.

00:02:42.480 Evan drank about a half a bottle for himself after finding out that he was now rich.

00:02:46.220 That is true.

00:02:47.120 Got pretty excited.

00:02:48.200 And just yacked all over the back wall of the guest room.

00:02:51.220 If you're going to stay at Logan's anytime soon,

00:02:52.740 I wouldn't use the guest room in the middle next to Esme's room. 0.99

00:02:54.940 It has puke all over the walls.

00:02:56.400 No, that's not true. 1.00

00:02:57.560 Hey, what's up, dipshit? 1.00

00:02:58.820 Oh, wait. 1.00

00:02:59.780 Yeah, this is your show.

00:03:00.880 It is.

00:03:01.400 Our show?

00:03:02.640 He's a co-owner of Caleb 2?

00:03:06.840 I know he's going to clip that for something.

00:03:09.240 Let's go.

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00:03:17.660 put ads behind it nice yo we're talking about uh evan's big financial windfall from last night

00:03:23.100 well actually i was gonna say so typically obviously when you pull any card really but

00:03:28.620 especially a big card the most important thing is the condition of the card how it grades

00:03:33.540 and so the hope is always to get a 10 right because the 10 has the highest value the cards in

00:03:39.840 basically perfect pristine condition however your card whether it's a 10 which i think it is

00:03:47.280 or even a nine

00:03:49.040 holds substantial

00:03:51.720 value, then

00:03:53.020 there's no way it's less than a nine.

00:03:55.580 Nine guaranteed.

00:03:57.440 If I get less than a nine, I might sue.

00:03:59.100 No, you should.

00:04:00.880 I'll be a co-plaintiff with you.

00:04:05.920 It's the greatest card ever.

00:04:07.140 I love Pokemon. I love geeking out.

00:04:08.820 You know,

00:04:09.660 before we started the stream,

00:04:12.740 before we started the stream, the pack opening,

00:04:15.460 I kept hearing people saying,

00:04:16.580 I'm like, Gengar, Gengar.

00:04:17.880 And I was going through the list of all these cards. 0.99

00:04:20.200 I'm like, everybody's saying Gengar, but this Mewtwo's fucking sick. 0.97

00:04:24.480 I'm like, Logan, what about this Mewtwo, though? 0.96

00:04:26.200 You're like, dude, you're telling me about that card,

00:04:27.840 how it's from the Magic the Gathering artist and all this stuff.

00:04:31.280 And I just kept looking at it. 0.91

00:04:32.720 I was like, damn, that is a beautiful card. 0.98

00:04:35.060 And then- 0.99

00:04:35.520 You manifested it.

00:04:36.660 Dude, four or five hours later towards the end of the stream,

00:04:40.060 it was my turn.

00:04:41.660 Logan, last pack.

00:04:42.460 Last pack magic, for real. 0.99

00:04:43.820 Last fucking pack, Logan goes, I see purple. 0.97

00:04:45.660 I didn't see it at first, so I didn't even want to get my hopes up, because I see purple. 0.98

00:04:50.760 And then we did the, we were doing the trivia quiz all night, because there's a little trivia

00:04:55.900 at the bottom, and it said, as soon as I saw the word engineering, heart dropped.

00:05:02.240 Yeah.

00:05:02.840 Dropped.

00:05:03.340 Yeah.

00:05:03.740 And I just started running.

00:05:04.980 So crazy, dude. 0.99

00:05:05.880 And then it's so cool, because you're like, congratulations, Evan, you got a fucking Mewtwo. 0.99

00:05:09.980 And I pulled it away. 0.99

00:05:11.840 It was so cool.

00:05:13.800 Insane, Evan.

00:05:14.440 That card is a top two or top three of Legendary Collection.

00:05:21.760 Oh, do you have it?

00:05:23.260 Okay, so dude, this card is so special because the artist, his name is Christopher Rush.

00:05:29.480 This is the one Pokemon card that he did.

00:05:32.440 He was an artist for Magic the Gathering.

00:05:35.280 The card that he's most famous for drawing in Magic the Gathering is the most expensive

00:05:39.740 and most valuable Magic the Gathering card, the Black Lotus.

00:05:42.600 he did a collaboration with Pokemon

00:05:44.800 it's the one card that he designed

00:05:46.940 and the background of the Mewtwo card

00:05:49.040 that Evan pulled is actually a Magic

00:05:51.060 the Gathering background so it's this really

00:05:53.020 cool crossover card

00:05:54.840 with all this lore and I've opened

00:05:56.960 up I mean dang

00:05:58.940 five of these boxes at this point

00:06:00.900 and that card is

00:06:03.040 in one of the best conditions I've seen

00:06:05.020 for the reverse holographic firework and

00:06:06.880 the fact that you got it because

00:06:08.780 someone didn't pay for their pack on

00:06:10.900 golden which left us extra packs that i gifted one to you and one to you and you got the reverse

00:06:17.360 hollow squirtle i got a squirtle i had some specs on it though i don't know if the professional

00:06:23.160 grading agency is going to be too kind to me i'm going to be honest all those guys over at psa 0.67

00:06:27.500 i bet you a lot of those dudes at psa are fucking straight nerds dude hey hey 0.76

00:06:31.640 what i'm saying is this dude before when i send this to you understand 0.98

00:06:40.660 the key holder to your next night out at XS

00:06:43.960 at Wynn Encore, okay, you want to come out 1.00

00:06:45.940 you want to have a fucking night out 1.00

00:06:47.200 you want to get away from your bitch wife 1.00

00:06:49.760 for the night, okay 1.00

00:06:51.100 is me, so why don't you take a look at that

00:06:53.840 specky squirtle and give it a 1.00

00:06:55.880 fucking 10, okay, and I'll make sure you have 0.99

00:06:57.760 table access for Calvin Harris 0.99

00:06:59.480 are you bribing PSA right now? 1.00

00:07:01.640 yeah, fuck it, dude, I am, dude, okay 1.00

00:07:02.780 Winston or Ethan over at PSA 1.00

00:07:05.600 whatever your brainiac 1.00

00:07:07.560 fucking micrometer 1.00

00:07:09.400 holding name is oh there's a little one millimeter speck on this i'll get your little speck gobbled 1.00

00:07:15.380 up by a vegas demon bro if you rank my shit a 10 i want that squirtle going for 900 000 dude well 0.98

00:07:22.660 okay i got tax bills to pay okay 53 in the state of california you hear that douglas or whatever 0.99

00:07:28.360 name you have over there at psa you're getting the suite at encore i'm going to show you things 0.94

00:07:32.680 in vegas you've never seen on the back of no pokemon card i'll tell you that's fucking much 0.94

00:07:36.600 damn you went in right there well it's going to bgs anyways oh wow it's a black label 10 dude 0.95

00:07:43.760 crazy okay wait so i do have to know though because like uh if you're not a pokemon fan 0.99

00:07:48.820 maybe this doesn't apply to you but perhaps you can understand like just how special this moment

00:07:54.300 was because it's just an amazing card but be also the financial value tied to this thing

00:07:59.440 is it's life-changing no matter how you put it um lead lead by the way we have a guest on the show

00:08:05.580 Today a little bit about

00:08:06.620 Ladies and gentlemen 0.97

00:08:07.600 It's Dwarf Mom

00:08:08.200 We want to say

00:08:10.320 Let's say a little bit about him

00:08:11.460 Yeah

00:08:11.700 Do you have an intro?

00:08:12.780 Here do you want me to get it?

00:08:13.760 No I think we

00:08:14.200 I mean we've known him for a while

00:08:15.520 We should probably just

00:08:16.480 Do it the right way

00:08:17.440 You have a

00:08:18.600 Yeah I got it

00:08:19.220 I got it

00:08:19.540 Just talk for one second

00:08:20.340 It looks like you're

00:08:21.780 ChatGPTing an intro

00:08:22.860 No no I'm not

00:08:23.960 I have it in my notes

00:08:24.800 I'm trying to find it

00:08:25.720 Do you want me to do it?

00:08:27.080 I have it

00:08:27.720 I have it dude

00:08:28.460 Okay so I just

00:08:29.300 I'm gonna buy time

00:08:30.300 So how you been?

00:08:31.560 Pretty good man

00:08:32.260 Chilling

00:08:32.600 Seems to be the last spoke 0.99

00:08:33.840 Yeah pretty good

00:08:34.400 Yeah

00:08:34.760 you so you're you're living now in maryland yeah i feel like we talked about this last time

00:08:42.580 today's guest is an og internet personality who first blew up on vine before becoming a staple

00:08:49.000 of the logan paul universe he's amassed millions of followers entertained audience around the world

00:08:54.880 and has been a long-time friend of mine ladies and gentlemen the one the only dwarf mamba evan

00:08:59.120 McEnroe. Oh, shit. That was good. 0.99

00:09:01.340 Okay. That feel good. Thank you, Mike.

00:09:03.140 We wrote this earlier. We had the team write this

00:09:05.260 earlier. Yeah, that's... Thank you

00:09:07.280 for that. Thanks.

00:09:09.380 Welcome back to the show. You sure the team wrote that?

00:09:11.080 Yeah. And so, can you give a little

00:09:13.140 context to why this

00:09:15.240 card was so important to you? Talk a little bit about

00:09:17.160 the... Make this a

00:09:19.140 heartfelt story that we can clip up. So, the

00:09:20.780 bills were piling off.

00:09:23.180 I'll be vulnerable. I'll be vulnerable.

00:09:25.120 Fuck it. People go through shit in life. 1.00

00:09:27.000 People can probably relate to me. 0.99

00:09:29.120 yeah so after i left la uh got into some money trouble i was fucking terrible with my money

00:09:36.740 at a young age you know making good money uh not spending it properly or overspending you know not 0.58

00:09:43.360 investing well so yeah i racked up a pretty significant amount of debt about three four 0.71

00:09:49.520 years ago um i mean shit i'll just say it's like 30 35 000 and uh i've worked my way since now so 0.95

00:09:58.080 down to like eight thousand um and yeah obviously this card now i'm fucking debt free i'll be 0.97

00:10:05.800 chilling so now we're just gonna be smarter with our money with finances and just now i can get 0.68

00:10:12.260 back in it like i'm fucking bummed how does that feel for you it's actually kind of like a notion

00:10:17.740 for the world to understand especially in like this digital internet age that we live in with 0.73

00:10:21.800 all the different options for investing and i feel like the opportunity and and this is a very

00:10:27.860 utopian and positive outlook but the access to a potential windfall being around the corner used to

00:10:32.720 be so impossible yeah for most people and i'm not saying that this is a normal thing where your

00:10:37.660 friend gives you a six thousand dollars that you chose what you see happening more and more with

00:10:44.620 people nowadays with these short-term investments people have access to stock investing to different

00:10:48.740 types of things and and people are coming across these windfalls how do you feel this morning

00:10:53.180 we'll say post puking like after you puke like how do you feel right now i feel i feel great

00:10:59.920 like i won i don't know i'm not done yet i'm not done yet but no i just feel yeah i just feel like

00:11:05.420 a whole much of stress has been lifted off my shoulders it's insane and yeah because i i usually

00:11:12.920 break these cards on behalf of people and i don't often get to see if they pull a big card what it

00:11:21.640 looks like behind the scenes or like how it could change their life and it didn't hit me until maybe

00:11:27.880 like 30 minutes after we pulled i was like oh yo this tens even if this nines this is this is a

00:11:35.160 come up for my boy yeah that's insane yeah like i would do it afterwards like i i try not to cry

00:11:41.420 but I cried 0.99

00:11:42.000 I don't give a fuck 0.99

00:11:42.640 dude 0.99

00:11:42.840 it was fucking awesome 0.86

00:11:43.920 and I just couldn't 0.95

00:11:45.160 stop shaking

00:11:45.980 and I was just like

00:11:46.820 dude out of anyone

00:11:47.700 to do this

00:11:48.480 like

00:11:48.920 of course it's Logan 0.98

00:11:50.080 but it's fucking awesome 0.98

00:11:51.820 pool of a lifetime 0.98

00:11:52.420 it was just the perfect 0.99

00:11:53.580 fucking set up 0.99

00:11:55.500 it was perfect 0.99

00:11:56.280 not to mention

00:11:56.960 not to mention Ev

00:11:57.800 on the first box

00:11:59.220 that we opened

00:11:59.800 aka

00:12:00.740 the first card

00:12:02.000 that we saw

00:12:02.920 that night

00:12:03.560 was a

00:12:04.860 reverse holographic

00:12:06.700 Mewtwo

00:12:07.340 box topper

00:12:08.320 so it was a big version

00:12:09.720 of that card

00:12:10.400 So we started the night with the Reverse Hollow Mewtwo

00:12:12.900 We ended the night with the Reverse Hollow Mewtwo

00:12:15.200 With the little boy

00:12:15.920 It was a Reverse Hollow Mewtwo sandwich

00:12:18.380 It was poetic

00:12:19.840 It was literally

00:12:20.820 That was like manifesting

00:12:23.840 That big card was gonna happen at the end 1.00

00:12:26.520 I could talk about this shit all day 0.99

00:12:27.740 We gotta switch it up 0.99

00:12:28.660 And how the stream started too 0.98

00:12:31.820 With the fucking technical difficulty 0.98

00:12:33.680 Guys you weren't seeing it behind the scenes 0.99

00:12:35.560 It was a rollercoaster

00:12:36.980 You weren't even there

00:12:38.320 we couldn't find you for like 40 minutes

00:12:41.660 I was waiting off set because I was in that costume

00:12:44.340 remember I tried to come and you told me wait

00:12:45.960 so I was waiting because I was dressed up as

00:12:48.360 James

00:12:49.640 from the Rocket Team Rocket

00:12:51.320 I was LARPing I'll be honest with you

00:12:53.760 I don't know anything about Pokemon

00:12:54.940 I know more about Pokemon to be honest

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00:14:41.800 i wouldn't say resonates but i think is intriguing to a lot of people you found this um fame i was 0.98

00:14:49.440 gonna say quote unquote fame but real fame early on in your life how old would you say uh shit i 0.96

00:14:55.360 I mean, 16, 17, 18. 0.92

00:14:57.280 And I think people are always very intrigued

00:15:00.740 with not only the come up of people,

00:15:04.180 but also what happens when that comes to a halt

00:15:06.980 or potentially even reverses.

00:15:09.020 And I wanted to ask you some questions about,

00:15:11.840 or have you tell me a little bit about

00:15:13.420 what life was like after the fame

00:15:15.720 and how it was adjusting back to what you do now,

00:15:19.120 which is tech support.

00:15:22.480 I do IT work now.

00:15:24.020 That's a good question.

00:15:24.860 so yeah when i moved back out of la i've moved back in with my parents and um i mean dude i was

00:15:31.420 it was the darkest uh my point in my life because i truly like that podcast when i said i don't know

00:15:37.380 what the fuck i want to do with my life i did know luckily what i wanted to do with my life

00:15:41.300 was get into it because i found that passion ironically out in la when i was building that 0.99

00:15:46.240 computer for me and you know i was like yo this shit's amazing and if this internet shit doesn't

00:15:50.740 work out i could definitely fall back to it that was crazy but it's not as easy getting a job as 0.99

00:15:56.160 you think it is especially when your fucking resume it's only instagram tiktok for six years 0.99

00:16:02.840 like no you don't understand i can fix your computer trust me i have millions of followers 0.99

00:16:08.480 i'm really good at it do you know what it means to yeet something i've done that so many times

00:16:13.520 so um yeah it was like just like a two months three months i would say two months of job

00:16:20.240 searching like literally going through like hundreds of job applications and i landed this 0.95

00:16:24.940 one job fucking sucked dude i wonder that no this was the lowest point of my life when i was at this 0.96

00:16:31.960 job uh i was a call center i had a i was a call uh guy whatever you want scheduler sorry sorry 0.99

00:16:38.500 that's not like a call girl right no i'm just trying to figure out what exactly you were doing 0.51

00:16:43.780 out there because i know baltimore's got some shit going on that's not baltimore's not saying 0.91

00:16:49.640 that no but it was uh so i scheduled uh radiology like x-rays mris uh uh ultrasounds shit like that 0.98

00:16:58.820 but you deal with like the meanest old people old people and they're fucking mean mean and i was 0.90

00:17:08.240 dealing with 1600 calls a month like i wasn't making the calls i was having calls come in so 0.98

00:17:13.980 from 8 to 4 30 i'm constantly talking inbound yeah inbound inbound all inbound so and i'm like

00:17:22.260 being micromanaged and like i'm being bitched out about something like it's not even my fault

00:17:26.940 like there's one chick called in and said hey can i get a uh uh an ultrasound schedule today

00:17:32.160 i'm like at this location i'm like uh sorry they'll all fill it up today what how is that

00:17:37.700 possible how do you have no appointments um well people called in and they took the spot

00:17:44.100 what if i was having a heart attack are you are you yeah i'm like then then you would call 9-1-1

00:17:51.280 like this is we're not a doctor's office we just scheduled ultrasound what that doesn't make sense 1.00

00:17:58.920 you guys are terrible people what the fuck just happened like that's the shit i was dealing with 1.00

00:18:05.580 And then as soon as that call ends, here comes another one that I have to put on a fucking face for after going through bitching about. 1.00

00:18:13.660 I didn't take their appointment if they're having a heart attack. 0.98

00:18:16.800 And when you told me that you were going into answering the phone, text support, and customer service, I said,

00:18:25.620 Evan, I will be honest, bro.

00:18:32.620 I know you.

00:18:33.800 Yeah, I too.

00:18:34.300 And honestly, basketball might be a better place for you.

00:18:38.620 Like you being in the NBA might be more aligned with your God-given talents 0.99

00:18:45.740 because you are fucking angry. 0.99

00:18:49.540 Yeah, you can get angry. 0.99

00:18:51.840 I will say, yeah, there were some moments when my manager had to talk to me to the side,

00:18:58.680 but they understood like, hey, I know why you lost your cool.

00:19:01.900 I understand.

00:19:02.440 I get it.

00:19:02.860 But as shitty as that job was, it did really teach me how to keep my cool. 0.99

00:19:09.220 Because like professionally, you have to like take the shit, you know? 1.00

00:19:12.500 Like you have to learn how to just be like, fuck what this person is saying. 1.00

00:19:17.400 I remember you told me a couple times your boss did have to tell you like, yo, like what's going on? 0.99

00:19:23.580 Yeah, like you can't talk to them like this. 0.91

00:19:25.640 And I'm like, yeah, but you see how they're fucking treated me? 0.90

00:19:28.440 They're all doing scheduling. 0.97

00:19:29.560 Yeah I know we get it

00:19:31.260 But you still can't do that

00:19:33.100 Wait wait did you ever have a time

00:19:35.520 Where you snapped back at the person calling in

00:19:38.100 Oh yeah

00:19:39.680 What did you say

00:19:40.580 Well the worst time

00:19:42.780 I don't really remember

00:19:46.340 Because I try not to

00:19:47.600 Do you not remember or can you not say it on the show

00:19:49.880 No I can say it

00:19:51.480 If I can't say it on the show I'm going to be fired

00:19:53.560 No I mean they just call

00:19:55.720 I'll be like

00:19:56.640 They want me to give them information

00:19:59.520 I can't because they haven't verified yet

00:20:01.500 and they just keep yelling at me

00:20:03.720 and I'm like all I need is your phone number and address

00:20:05.920 that's all I need

00:20:07.240 why do you need that

00:20:08.820 I'm not doing that

00:20:09.780 it's a HIPAA violation

00:20:13.300 I'll go to jail

00:20:14.340 no

00:20:15.860 pull up my records

00:20:17.700 I'm like ma'am I can't do that

00:20:19.360 I will go to jail 1.00

00:20:20.940 you know what it's like for a dwarf in jail 1.00

00:20:25.820 are you insane 0.97

00:20:28.720 that is the last place i want to be uh i think and then sorry yep go sorry so then after that 0.75

00:20:38.420 i would get a text from uh my boss now who's my dad's best friend from high school

00:20:43.580 owns a uh msp uh multi-service provider something something it sorry uh we just

00:20:52.380 take care of 23 businesses anyways it was like such a shitty day i was literally at my breaking 0.97

00:20:57.700 point i get a text from him hey i need some help you want to get into it it's like just fucking 0.74

00:21:03.660 sent from god immediately i was like yes i'll put it i'll literally put in my two kind of like that 0.83

00:21:08.680 i will put in my two weeks today is are you ready for me in two weeks he said yes i literally went 0.68

00:21:13.920 to my boss i wrote up my two weeks now and now i'm fucking loving my way okay i'm truly loving

00:21:19.540 you like your job dude i love tech i love tech and like i'm at it's the company's literally only 0.82

00:21:25.020 Me and my boss, who doesn't feel like my boss

00:21:27.700 That's cool

00:21:28.680 He's like a good friend

00:21:30.400 You said you put on a voice when you talk to people on the phone

00:21:34.000 Yeah

00:21:35.040 I don't know if I can do that right now

00:21:38.820 That was the last time you didn't do it either

00:21:41.040 You were a little nervous

00:21:41.880 Let's walk through it

00:21:43.020 No, no, you can do it on the mic

00:21:45.680 Oh, I got a call

00:21:47.200 Hi, this is Evan

00:21:49.140 Yeah

00:21:50.860 My hip

00:21:53.900 I've got to schedule an MRI

00:21:55.960 I don't do that anymore

00:21:57.940 This is IT related 1.00

00:21:58.960 Fuck you 1.00

00:22:00.820 I'm hanging up 1.00

00:22:02.160 Give me a shot

00:22:04.720 Hi this is Evan

00:22:07.920 Hey

00:22:08.620 My computer's broke

00:22:12.560 It's broken?

00:22:15.540 Okay how's it broken?

00:22:18.480 My windows

00:22:19.520 Okay what about your windows?

00:22:22.860 like it's not coming up there's a cat out my window sill oh there's a cat

00:22:28.140 you said they're mean old people no not anymore oh so they're young cool people

00:22:49.060 Yeah, it's businesses we take care of now

00:22:50.920 I'll go answer the phone 0.99

00:22:52.940 God damn it 0.98

00:22:54.620 Hi, this is Evan 0.99

00:22:56.360 Yeah, this is Roger calling from Interscope Records

00:22:59.560 I'm having some IT problems

00:23:01.320 with one of my computer says, wondering if you can help

00:23:03.240 Yeah, of course, which seems to be the issue

00:23:05.140 Yeah, I'm double clicking

00:23:07.220 on one of the icons, it just doesn't seem to want to open

00:23:09.520 Okay, yeah

00:23:10.700 Are you available right now to where I can remote in

00:23:13.600 and check that out for you?

00:23:14.400 Up 42% on the year, excuse me, sorry, one second

00:23:17.020 Okay, yep, yep

00:23:18.500 sorry i actually don't have time for this call right now i'm gonna i'm gonna call back okay

00:23:21.800 that's fine yeah just actually you know what let's try this again are you still there yeah i'm here

00:23:26.480 hang on one second i can't dr dre yeah i actually can't do this right now i'm gonna have to call 0.95

00:23:30.920 you back okay that's fine you said something about dr dre hey man are you fucking listening 0.85

00:23:34.760 to what i'm saying i didn't think that one through i like i like the voice no i i put on a sweet boy 0.82

00:23:43.040 voice though sweet boy boy if you ever called you oh you're such a sweet boy yeah oh really

00:23:48.620 some people uh well my friends i'll be in discord and they'll hear my calls if i don't mute it and

00:23:53.920 like oh wait why are you on discord while you're working oh you're playing you're playing call of

00:24:05.960 duty while you work oh we just hang out at work hang out what i talk so i have my personal

00:24:11.240 computer and then my work computer my personal computer i'll sit on it have a show uh talk to

00:24:16.660 my friends and i'll be working on my work computer can i set you up for a clip real quick yeah evan

00:24:22.720 you've been famous and worked in the real world which one's better definitely definitely working 0.87

00:24:29.020 in the real world we'll say it say it for a clip like start it yeah bro don't fucking direct him 0.89

00:24:33.700 on how to answer a question that was fine we'll just see okay you're ruining this 0.81

00:24:39.160 what are you doing all right answer the question i'd rather be working in the real world really

00:24:45.280 yeah why just because so this is me this is a me thing i need authoritative schedule like i need

00:24:53.760 a reason to wake up the morning not that doing social media is not giving you a reason you

00:24:59.800 didn't have that like boss person in your being like yo you got to do this you got to do this

00:25:03.840 you know so i like having a just a schedule the structure structure yeah structure schedule like

00:25:09.500 through the week i have a nine to five nine to six do my thing i'm eating better you know

00:25:15.820 weekends playtime back in la it was just playtime all the time which is fun yeah but it's not a

00:25:23.220 what do you mean playtime you just in a roundabout way said i have no reason to wake up in the

00:25:27.460 morning dude and that just really you're like dude when i you know people on social media they

00:25:32.240 got no reason to wake up in the morning you're right you really just brought my whole world

00:25:38.620 crashing down no no that's why i said it's me though that's why i'm not saying it for other

00:25:43.920 people this is me thing what's harder working a nine to five job or doing social media social

00:25:49.200 media by far by far really unless you're taking 1600 inbound calls and having old people scream

00:25:56.020 Well I guess depending on the 9 to 5 1.00

00:25:58.700 Yeah what about hard labor

00:25:59.580 I don't know because I don't know what that's like

00:26:01.980 From my point of view

00:26:04.760 Of 9 to 5 and IT world

00:26:06.160 I am much happier yes

00:26:08.220 What I'm doing now

00:26:09.140 And now if I do some social media stuff on the side

00:26:12.540 Maybe act on the side

00:26:15.660 Yeah sure

00:26:16.220 But it's like I'm not

00:26:17.780 I'm not sold

00:26:19.880 I saw you

00:26:20.840 I'm sorry

00:26:23.140 I used to do it in my vlogs

00:26:24.940 it's the entrance for my theme song hey yo i'm sorry i got two shirts up on wwe shop fanatics

00:26:30.260 right now i hate logan paul yes i am the one behind it you're gonna monetize the haters and

00:26:36.860 still humble because after all i am your humble king and i'm gonna stay humble because i'm just

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00:27:53.000 I saw you in a viral Dar Man video. 0.99

00:27:55.560 Oh, God.

00:27:57.260 Dude, I know you ain't going towards no Dar Man slander, bro. 1.00

00:28:01.720 You brought out Dar Man.

00:28:03.620 I know y'all ain't going to slander Dar Man on the show.

00:28:06.320 You entered a bodybuilding competition.

00:28:10.760 I remember that video.

00:28:13.060 Yeah.

00:28:13.480 Oh, my God.

00:28:14.320 Stellar acting.

00:28:15.240 Oh, my God.

00:28:15.600 Where is my man's Oscar?

00:28:16.920 oh my god i remember that video

00:28:19.660 can i talk about that

00:28:23.040 so i'm out in la you know i'm trying to get gigs blah blah blah my agent at the time manager at

00:28:32.120 the time was like hey i got this uh big youtube channel for you i call it darman um they want

00:28:37.760 you uh dwarf bodybuilding that's all there wasn't much i was like oh dope uh went to the youtube 0.96

00:28:42.960 This is where I fucked up 0.98

00:28:44.220 Went to the YouTube page 0.99

00:28:45.680 Saw 10-15 million views 0.99

00:28:48.180 Like oh shit 0.99

00:28:48.720 Like this guy has 1.00

00:28:49.440 He gets views

00:28:50.800 Didn't watch the videos

00:28:52.720 Oh you didn't watch

00:28:53.240 Yeah I didn't watch the videos though

00:28:54.600 Yeah I just saw the views

00:28:56.020 I was like okay yeah I'll do it

00:28:57.940 Yeah

00:28:58.360 Came to set dude 1.00

00:28:59.580 It was a fucking shit show bro 1.00

00:29:02.300 Shit show 1.00

00:29:03.860 The 1.00

00:29:04.440 Like antagonist

00:29:09.380 No the attire of the show

00:29:11.460 The wardrobe

00:29:12.420 The wardrobe

00:29:13.120 Nothing was my size

00:29:15.280 Tough

00:29:15.660 Yeah so that was

00:29:16.940 A great start

00:29:17.480 I was like oh

00:29:18.460 The title is

00:29:19.260 Thor bodybuilder

00:29:20.380 Let's get his clothing 1.00

00:29:21.480 That's not for dwarfs 1.00

00:29:22.900 Right 1.00

00:29:23.180 They got you

00:29:24.340 Regular sized clothing

00:29:25.140 Yeah

00:29:25.460 That's crazy

00:29:25.980 And wasn't the whole point

00:29:26.660 Of the episode

00:29:27.220 To like promote

00:29:27.980 Like not shaming

00:29:28.880 People's body

00:29:29.620 They were like

00:29:30.920 Yeah we got to this

00:29:32.040 Yo we got to this

00:29:33.140 Double XL t-shirt

00:29:34.260 Does that work for you

00:29:35.360 It's just a gown

00:29:36.880 Yeah

00:29:37.520 So then

00:29:38.240 Sorry

00:29:39.380 I don't mean to

00:29:39.880 Cut you off Mike

00:29:40.500 No that was it

00:29:41.640 Yeah

00:29:41.980 I just interjected with a quick comedic bit.

00:29:44.040 Anyways, so the director also, God, nice guy.

00:29:51.340 You're a nice guy.

00:29:52.840 You can't direct.

00:29:54.380 Dude, he needed to get the same clip like 14, 15 times in a row.

00:29:58.840 He's one of those people.

00:29:59.840 Oh, man.

00:30:00.260 And I'm like, dude, I know you got the shot. 0.99

00:30:02.260 Let's fucking move on. 0.98

00:30:04.000 It was a 15-minute video. 0.99

00:30:05.460 It took that two days to shoot.

00:30:07.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:07.280 Oh, geez.

00:30:07.980 And the part, the worst part, this is when I almost snapped on him.

00:30:12.300 I kind of did.

00:30:13.280 It was the scene where we're all up on stage, and I'm walking off on stage after I lost.

00:30:19.380 And the guy kept going, ha-ha, look, the trophy's your size.

00:30:22.560 He did that take.

00:30:24.760 I'm not kidding.

00:30:26.080 I'm not kidding.

00:30:27.980 10 to 12 times.

00:30:29.340 And after the 10th, or the last time, because this is when he ended, I looked at him. 1.00

00:30:34.040 I said, bro, you got the fucking shot. 1.00

00:30:36.400 Let's move on. 1.00

00:30:37.160 He was, like, getting off on it.

00:30:38.280 Like, I was starting to get, like, hit.

00:30:39.680 The guy was, like, hit. 0.98

00:30:40.940 I know you're not supposed to, but it's, like, when someone, you're just in a room, and, like, the scene is you're being made fun of, and you're constantly doing it over and over again, knowing you got the fucking shot, because you're, like.

00:30:51.560 The director's, like, yeah, man, we got it four takes ago, man. 0.63

00:30:54.760 You keep doing it.

00:30:55.580 And the guy's, like, let me just get one more time.

00:30:57.460 Hey, look, man, the trophy's your size.

00:30:59.600 Like, he's just hammering the same line. 0.99

00:31:01.000 I want this kid to fucking cry. 0.98

00:31:02.680 well dude clearly whatever dar man's doing or did he does it for a reason there was a lot of takes 0.99

00:31:09.200 because it's going to get 300 million weekly views across 170 million followers it's great

00:31:15.360 he just signed a deal with disney yeah he's uh he's on the uh quantity over quality

00:31:20.580 easily like spectrum i think yeah which i'm i don't know would you really say that because

00:31:27.220 there's people that put out daily tiktoks or buy or three tiktoks a day i would say that's way more

00:31:32.200 quantity than him i mean you know he puts out he puts out a lot of content but like but like

00:31:36.500 he's had beef with darman's projects no i haven't if you want to call darman out to a fight then you

00:31:41.260 should do it because i'm gonna be with him next week in vegas at the not alone summit 0.86

00:31:44.260 and i'm gonna tell him all the shit that you said no no no i am no no i appreciate i i no i'm not 0.94

00:31:50.400 dude i'm not look i appreciate the hustle i'm just saying like the videos are objectively corny 0.99

00:31:56.160 as fuck 0.96

00:31:56.560 but are they still 1.00

00:31:58.160 like that

00:31:58.740 that was like

00:31:59.400 seven

00:31:59.900 are they still

00:32:00.680 the same style 0.98

00:32:01.400 I don't fucking know 0.98

00:32:02.180 I don't watch 0.99

00:32:02.740 Dharaman videos

00:32:03.620 how many views

00:32:04.680 did your Dharaman video get

00:32:05.780 I think 15

00:32:06.740 that's amazing

00:32:07.840 no dude

00:32:08.400 he gets views

00:32:09.300 no doubt

00:32:09.660 but like

00:32:10.020 an adult like me

00:32:11.320 watches the videos

00:32:12.060 and I'm just like 1.00

00:32:12.860 the fuck is this shit 1.00

00:32:14.600 bro 1.00

00:32:14.900 bro no shade

00:32:17.880 it's not

00:32:18.220 it's not made for us

00:32:20.380 we're not the demographic

00:32:22.580 you wanna know

00:32:23.580 what I would like to see

00:32:24.420 I would like to see

00:32:25.500 his like location demographics because i bet you there's like a whole like piece of like either

00:32:32.460 like india or asia that watch it and it's like this is what life is like in america

00:32:37.340 and they tune in every week to his videos to like get updates on how life works and like how

00:32:47.400 people are in america like his demo is probably fully on that side of the world dude you know

00:32:53.020 what i'm saying but he's doing a great job yeah i i see i see you still occasionally in super viral

00:33:00.840 videos i sent you the video the other day that you're in with like 300 million views yeah it was

00:33:06.640 you and pete pete like a dwarf family yeah so he's he's an average height and he has a dwarf brother 0.95

00:33:13.800 dwarf father and a dwarf mother and he's tall as shit whoa crazy wait wait wait so that house that 0.93

00:33:22.700 you were in was not like a prop house no that's that house is made for her the mom no way i didn't 0.99

00:33:29.260 i want to live in a house like that i didn't connect those dots fucking what is it like one 1.00

00:33:33.600 of the cubbies in uh the lord of the rings shit what the fuck this guy's insane i went to the 0.99

00:33:40.860 shop i mean i guess it kind of is you're lucky you have a flight after this because you'll be 0.99

00:33:44.280 not waking up tomorrow well you i don't really have a reason to because i work in social media

00:33:48.860 It doesn't matter

00:33:51.040 Bro, I went to the Shire

00:33:52.820 I saw the Shire

00:33:54.660 I went to the Shire in New Zealand 1.00

00:33:56.560 They have these whole Hobbit holes set up 1.00

00:33:58.820 I'm not even kidding 1.00

00:33:59.460 Little bathtubs, little kitchens, everything 0.99

00:34:02.060 So in my mind, when you brought up this house made for a dwarf 1.00

00:34:05.240 That's what it looked like 1.00

00:34:06.260 So it was all Hobbits, all dwarfs are Hobbits 1.00

00:34:08.160 All your houses are built into the side of a hill 1.00

00:34:10.080 You have to go through 1.00

00:34:12.000 You're not really making the dwarf community happy with you right now

00:34:15.960 Bro, I've been nothing but kind to the dwarf community

00:34:17.700 Yeah how much money have you donated

00:34:19.900 Not as much as I would have liked

00:34:22.920 Where people can donate money 1.00

00:34:25.240 To the dwarf community 1.00

00:34:26.020 Yeah it's called Little People of America 1.00

00:34:28.140 What do they do with the money

00:34:29.280 It's a non-profit organization

00:34:30.880 They hold conventions once a year

00:34:34.080 A certain city in the United States

00:34:36.940 You go to it usually don't you

00:34:37.780 Yeah I've gone to like about 15-16

00:34:40.100 Are you kind of like

00:34:42.240 Are you one of the goaded

00:34:44.400 People at those conventions

00:34:45.660 Why did you just do that with your hand when you described it

00:34:47.660 That was just

00:34:48.640 It just was crazy

00:34:49.740 Bro 0.96

00:34:50.060 That was ridiculous 0.92

00:34:51.280 Come on bro 0.90

00:34:51.840 I meant like

00:34:52.840 You purposely made a

00:34:54.600 Like no one was thinking about it

00:34:56.700 Until you said something

00:34:57.660 Bro

00:34:57.860 Just trying to watch out for my boy

00:34:59.260 Bro you're exalted

00:35:01.140 Like

00:35:01.520 You're one of these guys

00:35:03.480 Like at the conference

00:35:04.700 Right

00:35:05.020 What about us bro

00:35:05.840 Yeah I mean

00:35:06.600 Yeah I mean

00:35:07.280 You gotta be one of the guys 0.69

00:35:08.360 That sounded arrogant 0.78

00:35:09.160 You and uh

00:35:10.480 Peter Dinkley

00:35:11.700 Peter

00:35:12.060 No actually he's gotta hate it

00:35:14.480 Yeah he's

00:35:15.120 He's gotta hate it

00:35:15.820 Wait wait wait

00:35:16.280 Tell me 1.00

00:35:17.120 Tell me why some of the dwarf community doesn't fuck with Peter Dinklage. 1.00

00:35:21.260 Not some, but the majority. 1.00

00:35:22.680 Why?

00:35:23.080 It was the whole Snow White thing.

00:35:25.620 When he said something, I forget exactly what he said.

00:35:28.680 He said dwarves should not play the seven dwarves.

00:35:31.040 He said dwarves shouldn't play the seven dwarves.

00:35:32.960 It's offensive.

00:35:34.600 Yeah.

00:35:35.120 I auditioned for it.

00:35:36.960 I auditioned for it.

00:35:37.860 I thought I did pretty good.

00:35:38.780 You auditioned for Snow White?

00:35:39.800 Yeah.

00:35:40.720 What did you audition to be? 0.92

00:35:41.660 Not one of the dwarves, but as a dwarf in there.

00:35:44.280 I was some archer, dude.

00:35:45.300 It was a two page scene

00:35:48.020 I thought I did pretty well

00:35:49.900 And you didn't get the job because Peter Dinklage

00:35:52.500 So I sent my tape out

00:35:55.080 Like not even a week later 1.00

00:35:57.960 Peter Dinklage comes out with the seven dwarves 0.98

00:36:00.360 Saying

00:36:01.200 They shouldn't cast real dwarves 0.99

00:36:04.140 And they're like oh okay 1.00

00:36:05.100 Then I guess we're going CGI

00:36:06.420 Like yeah that worked out well Peter 1.00

00:36:09.780 You fucking dumbass 1.00

00:36:11.200 I don't care I'll say it 1.00

00:36:14.000 But that was so long ago

00:36:16.480 He hasn't recovered since

00:36:17.720 He's fine

00:36:18.900 He's done Game of Thrones

00:36:23.540 He's up there

00:36:24.940 He's fine

00:36:25.440 He took away a lot of jobs 1.00

00:36:28.180 For little people there 1.00

00:36:29.120 Seven jobs 1.00

00:36:30.600 There's gotta be

00:36:33.900 There's gotta be a documentary

00:36:37.260 About this made at some point

00:36:39.380 You're right

00:36:42.280 Important jobs

00:36:43.860 And who knows

00:36:44.240 Maybe the movie

00:36:45.060 Would not have tanked

00:36:46.940 Yeah

00:36:47.180 But then again

00:36:48.200 Thank God

00:36:49.140 Maybe thank God

00:36:49.880 It wasn't in it

00:36:50.540 Because

00:36:50.960 Snow White

00:36:51.980 Snow White ruined it

00:36:54.540 Your lead actress 1.00

00:36:56.160 Fucking blew it 1.00

00:36:57.600 Didn't that turn 1.00

00:36:59.280 Into like a crazy 0.97

00:37:00.160 Like liberal 0.58

00:37:01.000 Situation

00:37:01.780 She was going nuts

00:37:02.480 She was going nuts 0.94

00:37:03.480 She went crazy

00:37:04.080 And everyone was like

00:37:04.820 Okay yeah

00:37:05.300 What they hired 1.00

00:37:06.260 Like a black dude 0.99

00:37:07.200 To play Snow White 1.00

00:37:08.180 Wasn't that what it was

00:37:08.980 Or something like that

00:37:09.700 They like went

00:37:10.720 Not even close

00:37:11.440 What was it again

00:37:12.200 No 1.00

00:37:12.600 She was the Latino 1.00

00:37:13.580 She's Latina 1.00

00:37:14.520 But that's not 1.00

00:37:14.940 Well Latina 1.00

00:37:15.640 Otherwise maybe I was closer right

00:37:17.540 Or Latina

00:37:18.120 I don't think that

00:37:18.720 I don't think that was the issue

00:37:19.720 I think it was her

00:37:20.760 I think it was her

00:37:21.620 Her like red carpet 0.82

00:37:22.960 And media 1.00

00:37:24.560 And like press

00:37:25.340 Around the movie

00:37:26.120 It kind of like

00:37:27.160 It kind of off put people

00:37:28.400 A little bit

00:37:28.800 Where they're like

00:37:29.200 What is this 0.81

00:37:30.260 What is she trying to 1.00

00:37:31.180 Make this movie 1.00

00:37:32.240 Because that was when

00:37:33.220 Very unlikable

00:37:34.140 Because that's when

00:37:34.760 The pendulum was starting

00:37:35.760 To swing back

00:37:36.480 Towards the

00:37:37.580 Non-cancel

00:37:38.760 Yeah non-cancel

00:37:39.660 And now

00:37:40.380 Starting to swing back

00:37:41.980 They're gonna be watching this show

00:37:43.780 And how I act towards you

00:37:44.920 In two years to try to cancel me

00:37:46.660 When the Dems are back in control

00:37:48.140 Taxes are 97%

00:37:50.220 People definitely care about little people

00:37:53.500 I'm gonna have to start a show with Nick Fuentes

00:37:55.300 Let me ask you something

00:37:56.680 Cause I noticed

00:37:59.340 There's some fragmentation in the dwarf community

00:38:02.180 I feel like there's differing

00:38:03.860 Viewpoints on things that some people

00:38:05.920 Feel strongly about and others don't

00:38:07.860 Oh yeah definitely

00:38:08.600 The M word

00:38:10.860 Being friends with you

00:38:15.320 I know that that is like a no no word

00:38:17.840 You like can't

00:38:18.580 Don't call a dwarf

00:38:20.280 I'm not even gonna say it

00:38:21.600 It's like I've like tuned it out of my vocabulary

00:38:23.360 But 1.00

00:38:24.580 I think there's other people in the dwarf community

00:38:27.520 That like don't mind the word at all

00:38:29.000 Yeah they embrace it

00:38:29.900 Yeah so like it confuses people

00:38:31.740 So like

00:38:32.540 Yeah

00:38:35.300 It's a mixed feeling about that word in the community

00:38:40.080 I'm not gonna lie

00:38:41.320 Over the years

00:38:42.240 I've come to be like

00:38:43.280 Dude you gotta get over it 0.99

00:38:44.320 Like it's just a fucking word 0.99

00:38:45.520 Yeah so like 0.99

00:38:46.480 I've

00:38:46.800 I'm not gonna lie

00:38:47.860 I've said it more times

00:38:49.360 No way

00:38:49.880 Well bro

00:38:50.540 Also you 1.00

00:38:51.060 When you're around other dwarves

00:38:52.360 You guys call each other

00:38:54.080 All the time

00:38:55.140 It's actually

00:38:55.500 It's

00:38:56.120 Can I like

00:38:58.260 Can I say it's like

00:38:59.360 The N word for dwarves

00:39:00.900 Well kind of 1.00

00:39:01.680 Yeah it is

00:39:02.100 I wanna ask

00:39:03.500 If you say it with the T

00:39:04.720 That's like the hard R

00:39:06.500 It is

00:39:10.460 And if you

00:39:11.080 Now

00:39:11.360 Cause there's a dude named

00:39:12.420 There's a dude named

00:39:13.320 Midge Pack

00:39:14.240 That's like the A

00:39:15.920 Yeah so Midge

00:39:16.780 So if you're like

00:39:17.300 What's up

00:39:17.640 I like Midge

00:39:18.280 Like what's up Midge

00:39:18.920 Midge is a clean word

00:39:19.480 Now you could say that

00:39:21.120 To other

00:39:21.520 To your home

00:39:22.300 Like I can maybe

00:39:23.360 Even get away with it

00:39:24.060 If I have the Midge Pass

00:39:24.920 Yeah 0.95

00:39:25.340 Like if I have the M word pass 1.00

00:39:26.900 I can say 0.99

00:39:27.260 But if I were to come

00:39:28.260 And drop a hard T

00:39:29.380 Yeah

00:39:29.800 I would be like 1.00

00:39:30.480 Whoa what the fuck 1.00

00:39:31.140 Are you doing 1.00

00:39:31.680 Whoa whoa whoa buddy

00:39:32.360 Yeah 0.99

00:39:33.280 What gives you the fucking right 0.99

00:39:34.760 Dude my people have suffered 0.99

00:39:35.900 Under your rule

00:39:36.740 And when you say that to me

00:39:38.080 You're talking about tall people

00:39:39.180 You know what I'm saying

00:39:39.900 Or what would you call it

00:39:41.220 Like

00:39:41.440 Geographically gifted

00:39:43.180 Or something

00:39:43.880 Height

00:39:44.560 Height advantage

00:39:46.200 Geographically gifted 1.00

00:39:47.400 Is fucking wild 1.00

00:39:48.140 Wait what would you 0.99

00:39:49.000 What would the term be dude

00:39:50.640 It would be like

00:39:51.040 Average height

00:39:51.840 Oh average height

00:39:53.080 Yeah cause

00:39:53.440 But I'm not really average height

00:39:54.380 I'm above average 0.96

00:39:55.280 Damn 0.99

00:39:56.540 God yeah 0.99

00:39:58.260 Oh

00:39:58.580 We get him like

00:39:59.320 Yeah

00:40:00.180 Have fun waking up tomorrow

00:40:02.000 By the way

00:40:02.440 I have no reason to

00:40:03.640 I work on social media

00:40:04.560 Wait, are we recording audio on this podcast?

00:40:09.760 No, we just went with just video 0.99

00:40:10.820 Fuck, it's a silent movie 1.00

00:40:15.340 Damn 1.00

00:40:15.920 Yo guys, welcome back 0.99

00:40:19.180 Hey, so you said playtime on the weekends

00:40:21.240 What kind of stuff are you doing for fun? 1.00

00:40:24.480 Shit, I mean 1.00

00:40:25.420 Just hang out with friends, bowl, golf, pickleball 1.00

00:40:29.320 Yeah

00:40:29.800 Go out, drink bars, just a little bit

00:40:32.440 What about what we talked about last night

00:40:35.200 Severe gambling addiction

00:40:37.740 No

00:40:37.860 What's that you talking about dude

00:40:40.800 No no

00:40:41.580 You got back into RuneScape

00:40:44.700 Oh

00:40:45.540 Yeah I'm back I'm happy into RuneScape

00:40:49.240 That's crazy

00:40:50.000 Like what are you talking about original OG RuneScape

00:40:53.080 Old school bro 0.99

00:40:54.620 It's still around that shit's been around since 1.00

00:40:56.520 1999 I want to say 0.99

00:40:59.740 1998

00:41:00.880 but yeah so i'm back into that heavy that's the only game i'm playing how often you play

00:41:05.960 um so every day after no at nights from seven to ten so through the week it's from seven to ten

00:41:14.100 and then on the weekends i'll play in the morning oh you're logging hours yeah like i'm on a set

00:41:19.440 schedule you find it oh why that's a free time and that's what yeah because i know what i'm doing 0.95

00:41:26.480 at that point i know what i'm going to be doing you got the balls to go out in the wilderness 0.96

00:41:29.740 Sure 0.94

00:41:32.900 I don't know what that means

00:41:34.220 No the wilderness

00:41:34.880 Like just going out

00:41:36.000 No in RuneScape

00:41:37.180 Oh

00:41:37.800 I thought you made me like

00:41:39.860 I don't know

00:41:42.020 I was like in the wilderness

00:41:42.680 I was like what

00:41:43.800 No in the wilderness 0.86

00:41:44.500 You can kill anyone at will

00:41:46.380 Why would I want to go in there 0.67

00:41:47.620 I don't want to

00:41:48.120 So you don't go in there

00:41:49.020 I don't want to go there yet 1.00

00:41:50.180 How do you know about this shit bro 1.00

00:41:52.280 How do you know about the wilderness bro 1.00

00:41:54.420 I'm a nerd disguised as a Greek god

00:41:56.220 Like I played RuneScape

00:41:57.900 You know about the wilderness

00:41:58.540 Logan doesn't want to do that show no more.

00:42:00.540 He just wants to go in the back room and play with his cards.

00:42:03.560 That's what my mom says all the time.

00:42:04.900 He doesn't want to do that show with you anymore, Mike.

00:42:06.940 He wants to play with his cards.

00:42:08.460 He wants to go in that back room and play with his cards.

00:42:11.160 And you're not a LARPer.

00:42:12.400 You even know about 16-bit rocks.

00:42:14.480 Hey, Evan, you dig up any 16-bit rocks in RuneScape this week?

00:42:17.360 Are you minin'?

00:42:18.200 Yeah, minin'.

00:42:19.000 So that's another thing why I like the game, too.

00:42:21.820 You don't have to be...

00:42:23.020 We should be asking you that question, bro.

00:42:24.500 That's it, bro.

00:42:25.600 Now you've crossed the line.

00:42:27.080 As a sobriety privilege

00:42:29.520 As somebody who's sobriety privileged

00:42:32.280 Yeah

00:42:32.540 Okay

00:42:32.860 Mike

00:42:33.620 Can't say anything about anybody else

00:42:35.320 But one thing about Mike

00:42:36.340 God forbid

00:42:37.060 That is not true

00:42:38.820 The majority of the attention

00:42:40.400 Is usually on my crack addiction

00:42:42.180 Oh I'm going on Matan's show tomorrow

00:42:44.660 Who's Matan?

00:42:45.300 I'm gonna get smoked 1.00

00:42:47.300 Shit should I know Matan? 1.00

00:42:48.200 Why do people do that show? 1.00

00:42:49.900 Okay

00:42:50.320 Why am I doing that show?

00:42:51.840 It's a good question

00:42:52.800 I don't know

00:42:53.800 I guess it's like

00:42:54.520 You know when you go to

00:42:55.720 No Jorge 1.00

00:42:56.920 You know when you go to a prostitute and you ask him to, like, piss on you? 1.00

00:43:00.120 Or, like, beat your ass? 1.00

00:43:02.700 Caleb, you're laughing. 1.00

00:43:03.480 You know what I'm talking about?

00:43:04.460 Sometimes you just like that abuse, and Matan's going to abuse me for an hour, dude.

00:43:09.780 It's a humbling experience with that guy.

00:43:13.500 Matan?

00:43:13.960 Oh, what's the dude's name?

00:43:14.900 You know Matan.

00:43:15.940 You know Matan.

00:43:16.440 I probably do.

00:43:17.400 You know this kid.

00:43:18.640 By the time this episode comes out, maybe. 1.00

00:43:20.520 Oh, the Israeli. 1.00

00:43:23.200 Oh, turned it into a thing? 0.97

00:43:24.800 He is from America. 0.98

00:43:26.920 But 1.00

00:43:27.660 He puts on an accent

00:43:29.500 Oh no way

00:43:30.440 Yes

00:43:30.860 He's really good with that

00:43:33.040 He asked me

00:43:33.740 When he first came up

00:43:34.780 He asked me to be on his show

00:43:35.980 But I just left LA

00:43:37.540 He's been asking me for years

00:43:38.700 Part of me wanting to go on it

00:43:40.160 Is just because I want to

00:43:41.020 Hang on with the side characters

00:43:42.520 Mike

00:43:43.080 Crazy Mike

00:43:43.740 The guy with the big eyes

00:43:44.160 Yeah Mikey with the eyes

00:43:45.260 Mikey yeah 1.00

00:43:45.780 The black guy 1.00

00:43:46.860 Oh he 0.78

00:43:47.840 I ran into him recently

00:43:49.060 He was on Collabstream

00:43:50.080 The big black bald dude bro

00:43:51.760 What do you mean he was at 1010

00:43:52.920 Yeah he was at 1010

00:43:53.680 I saw a dude dancing at your restaurant 1.00

00:43:54.940 He was trying to be gay 1.00

00:43:55.620 And I kept blocking him with chairs 1.00

00:43:56.960 Oh you meant Burt

00:44:00.340 Yes

00:44:01.000 Yo I forgot about that 1.00

00:44:03.420 That dude's fucking crazy 0.99

00:44:05.900 Yeah he's really good 1.00

00:44:06.800 Is he putting on an axe

00:44:08.840 I don't know bro 1.00

00:44:09.980 He's autistic right

00:44:11.460 Yeah he's artistic

00:44:13.140 I don't know man

00:44:14.100 He's pretty creative

00:44:14.940 I don't know what the term is

00:44:17.160 I found out that dude

00:44:19.220 I don't know if you've ever seen it

00:44:20.300 Do you know where Burt's from

00:44:21.980 Or where it started

00:44:23.040 Sesame Street

00:44:24.720 His friend's name was Ernie

00:44:26.720 I'm gonna be honest bro

00:44:27.780 That's where I met Bert for the first time

00:44:29.640 My mom introduced me to Sesame Street when I was six

00:44:31.960 It was a great show

00:44:33.380 I learned to count from Count Dracula

00:44:35.040 That was his name on the show

00:44:36.880 And Cookie Monster

00:44:38.080 Oscar the Grouch

00:44:39.400 Big Bird

00:44:40.520 These are incredible characters

00:44:42.040 I'm gonna be honest with you 0.69

00:44:43.360 What's the lady's name? 1.00

00:44:44.860 Miss Lippy

00:44:45.380 The kids watching nowadays on the TV

00:44:47.980 Miss Rachel

00:44:48.680 Miss Rachel 1.00

00:44:49.400 She ain't got shit on fucking Sesame Street 1.00

00:44:51.900 You'll never be as good as Big Bird 1.00

00:44:53.740 I don't care how much money you donate to the Palestinians 1.00

00:44:55.840 okay I don't 1.00

00:44:57.980 don't give a fuck Miss Rachel 0.99

00:44:59.320 I'm sorry Sesame Street is a superior 1.00

00:45:02.120 show I don't care how 1.00

00:45:03.640 I applaud your work with Gaza 1.00

00:45:05.740 with the strip okay 1.00

00:45:07.180 I work with the Vegas strip okay

00:45:09.660 I know what it's like to work with the strip okay

00:45:11.640 but you will never be Sesame

00:45:14.040 Street Big Bird mags you

00:45:15.780 Oscar the Great you have no side

00:45:17.820 characters you have no depth on your program

00:45:19.800 Coco Melon is a better show

00:45:21.960 than yours i'm sorry to say it dude okay you're a very philanthropic woman okay and to be honest

00:45:27.220 with you you're a heartthrob there's not going to be any more miss rachel slander on this podcast

00:45:32.380 it's not slander i just don't think she i won't have it because my daughter my daughter wakes up

00:45:37.200 and she goes it's a problem with it's a problem and she does it probably three times more than 0.89

00:45:43.600 she goes she wants to watch miss rachel over elmo and miss rachel does have a side cast of

00:45:50.580 characters including her husband who sings songs with her he probably works at PSA he probably his

00:45:57.180 name's probably Douglas and he probably works at PSA and that's why he's so angry and gives all

00:46:01.140 the cards a seven seems like a happy guy compared to his billionaire wife who donates half of their

00:46:06.920 income to war people okay listen dude you're not gonna you're not gonna convince me that this woman

00:46:12.600 is better than Sesame Street she's not that's not what I'm saying I'm just saying if the opinion of

00:46:18.420 my two-year-old daughter she seems to be more interested in mrs rachel than elmer your daughter

00:46:24.600 who just gained sentience in the past month okay who you have coaxed to watch this internet woman

00:46:30.600 okay is not going to lead me in a rebellion against a generation of sesame street kids

00:46:35.580 okay let me tell you something really quick if you had to choose a team in madden would you

00:46:40.240 choose sesame street kids or miss rachel kids you only can get one answer

00:46:43.360 sesame street thank you thank you okay they're like a 99 overall rating okay it's us dude i

00:46:52.020 beat heroin addiction you think i would have done that with miss rachel's teachings are you serious

00:46:56.420 i'd be doing smack right now you're telling me just because you watch sesame street it got you

00:47:01.580 the conqueror over the addiction of heroin it gave me the perseverance i needed i'd be doing

00:47:06.800 the fenty fold in philadelphia right what if it led you down the track of doing heroin

00:47:10.800 watching Sesame Street.

00:47:12.820 Oscar the Grouch did have some

00:47:14.460 very odd takes on drug abuse.

00:47:17.280 Yeah, kids, if you're on set, 0.85

00:47:18.840 just take a needle to your eye. 0.81

00:47:20.160 If it all goes bad, you can... 0.73

00:47:21.520 That's weird.

00:47:22.620 You shouldn't say that.

00:47:23.220 You can still be happy 0.99

00:47:24.220 if you live in a garbage can. 1.00

00:47:25.600 I was like, damn, dude, he's right. 1.00

00:47:27.680 Why do I need to wake up 0.99

00:47:28.920 and go to school?

00:47:30.320 I can just do drugs like Oscar. 0.99

00:47:32.840 I live in a garbage can. 0.92

00:47:34.520 Yeah, there you go.

00:47:35.340 Hey, I got another problem

00:47:37.080 with this new generation.

00:47:38.160 I have to say.

00:47:38.280 Wait, hold on. 0.98

00:47:38.920 I'm really fucking angry. 0.97

00:47:40.000 That's a good bridge. 0.98

00:47:40.620 I think I have another good bridge

00:47:42.400 I got a bridge

00:47:43.920 You uh 0.99

00:47:45.220 You came to Puerto Rico

00:47:49.660 For my shiny hunting stream

00:47:51.520 Which I thought was awesome

00:47:52.580 One of the biggest moments

00:47:55.240 One of the biggest clip moments that came out of

00:47:57.540 My shiny hunting stream with you

00:47:59.060 Was a clip of you and my daughter

00:48:01.200 Hanging out 0.91

00:48:02.840 Dude it would be clips of you

00:48:06.040 Interacting with Esme

00:48:08.020 In the background

00:48:09.360 And you guys actually hit it off

00:48:11.440 Which is insane 0.91

00:48:13.380 She's two and she doesn't really like get along with people

00:48:15.740 Like that especially now that quickly

00:48:17.080 That and like I mean I'll say it like

00:48:19.160 Kids usually between the ages of

00:48:21.700 Two and four like they have a weird

00:48:23.780 Thing with little people that they don't know 0.98

00:48:25.740 How to like 0.98

00:48:26.360 Interact with them

00:48:28.200 You know so they're either

00:48:30.200 They're just uncomfortable

00:48:32.040 Or yeah they're just

00:48:34.020 We've almost fought a couple of them

00:48:36.720 Why is he so small

00:48:38.000 no she it's like she doesn't have any none of that she was just like car yeah and i was like

00:48:43.860 bro the one i was like let's play i was like oh my god it was like a it was like a little bit of a

00:48:49.780 fever dream for me because i'm like this is just insane bro it's like my best friend and my daughter

00:48:53.740 like hanging out and the one clip you see esme sit down and you sit down and i'm in the middle

00:48:59.980 and she's like looking past me to look at you and then she goes back and minds her business

00:49:06.360 and she looks at you again

00:49:07.320 and then just goes

00:49:07.800 hi

00:49:08.560 yeah I look over at her

00:49:09.780 and she goes

00:49:10.200 hi

00:49:10.920 it's so cute

00:49:12.260 it's the cutest 0.99

00:49:12.640 fucking clip ever 0.98

00:49:13.900 I'm excited to see 0.99

00:49:15.040 that relationship 0.99

00:49:16.280 develop as she gets older 0.99

00:49:17.600 yeah

00:49:17.860 cause it's crazy

00:49:18.640 how quickly

00:49:20.600 she's growing up

00:49:21.820 and like

00:49:22.700 every time you see her

00:49:23.760 she's gonna be

00:49:24.240 a little more developed 1.00

00:49:24.940 a little more developed

00:49:25.460 then all of a sudden

00:49:26.080 Evan

00:49:26.280 she's gonna be speaking

00:49:27.240 full sentences 0.64

00:49:27.960 and like

00:49:28.440 you guys will be like

00:49:29.080 really hanging

00:49:29.800 instead of just sliding

00:49:30.620 a car across the floor

00:49:30.920 what do you think 1.00

00:49:31.160 about your fucking dad man 1.00

00:49:32.480 it's insane 1.00

00:49:32.960 like god 1.00

00:49:33.460 this guy is fucking crazy 1.00

00:49:34.520 it's the time right 1.00

00:49:34.620 just keeps slipping

00:49:35.480 soon enough

00:49:35.980 We'll all exit these celestial bodies

00:49:37.720 Move on to the next place

00:49:39.320 All of us, everyone watching this even

00:49:40.880 Hey Mike, did you like take

00:49:41.900 I'm just telling the truth

00:49:44.100 Your daughter continues to get older

00:49:46.360 You know, we continue to get older

00:49:47.820 Our hair sheds

00:49:48.560 Soon enough we'll shed these beings that we have

00:49:50.980 No, tell them about lobsters

00:49:52.220 Yeah, I'm literally about to say that

00:49:53.980 Lobsters shed

00:49:55.060 Okay, or we'll be boiled in pots and eaten

00:49:56.960 If that's what you're getting at

00:49:59.540 I don't know what you're getting at with that

00:50:00.800 If that's what you think happens when we die

00:50:03.000 Then so be it, dude

00:50:04.580 Wait, real quick

00:50:05.560 The streamer awards on Polymarket.

00:50:07.200 Who's going to win streamer of the year?

00:50:09.440 Polymarket has iShowSpeed at 76%.

00:50:11.960 Jinxie at 16%.

00:50:14.100 Joe Bartolozzi at 3.9%.

00:50:16.840 And Queso at 2.5%.

00:50:18.340 Where's Clav?

00:50:19.640 Clav is not on the list.

00:50:20.720 Clav got Polymogged?

00:50:22.720 There's no way.

00:50:23.680 Stable Renato.

00:50:24.520 He got Mogged, yeah.

00:50:25.640 Stable Renato at 2%.

00:50:27.180 No Aiden Ross?

00:50:29.840 I don't even see him on the list.

00:50:30.620 I don't think Aiden Ross even streams anymore.

00:50:32.680 I'm just reading what I see.

00:50:33.580 Big year for Burnt Peanut. 1.00

00:50:35.280 Is he a V-Streamer? 0.97

00:50:38.680 How does Queso always sneak into these over Burnt Peanut?

00:50:41.620 Queso's funny.

00:50:42.360 No, I'm not saying, bro, Queso's like a Mount Rushmore almost,

00:50:46.080 but, like, dude, it's been a big year for a lot of people.

00:50:48.360 Did Queso have that big of a year compared to Burnt Peanut?

00:50:51.380 He is at 2.5%.

00:50:53.640 Dude, Speed's at 76%.

00:50:55.620 Who do you think?

00:50:57.380 I mean, probably Speed.

00:50:59.300 Speed.

00:50:59.700 You put your money wherever Speed is.

00:51:01.700 Speed's Michael Jackson.

00:51:02.900 And he just has the bigger pool.

00:51:04.780 As of now.

00:51:05.500 Bigger pool, you said?

00:51:06.540 Bigger pool.

00:51:07.260 Yeah, he's got a pretty big pool.

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00:52:10.220 Yo, I'm happy you and Esme got along, though.

00:52:12.120 Yeah. 0.97

00:52:12.480 Because I remember we almost had to work that little fucking Fresno, 0.98

00:52:15.220 that time at Cheesecake Factory, that kept pointing at you, 0.99

00:52:17.440 that, like, four-year-old kid.

00:52:18.740 He's like, he's so small. 1.00

00:52:20.700 And you're like, hey, man, dude, that shit was crazy. 1.00

00:52:23.100 He was with his family. 0.99

00:52:24.300 The family came up talking and recognized you,

00:52:27.420 and the kid was just, like, not even paying attention to anyone

00:52:30.380 and just kept making fun of me. 1.00

00:52:32.260 kid's fucking tiny. Literally making fun of me 1.00

00:52:34.340 and the parents are sitting there 0.99

00:52:35.700 and I'm like, what the fuck is 0.99

00:52:38.140 going on? Dude, he was like, this is crazy. 0.99

00:52:39.980 He was so young, he was like talking shit to you. 1.00

00:52:42.100 Yeah, and the parents weren't even doing anything. He's like, our mailbox 0.99

00:52:44.320 is bigger. Like, he was just saying the

00:52:46.100 craziest. I'm like, dude, this kid

00:52:47.840 I'm like, this kid's like producing some really 0.99

00:52:50.100 high quality shit right now. Yeah, I'm like getting 0.98

00:52:52.180 roasted shit. And eventually 0.99

00:52:53.620 you're like, dude, that was, and I looked at you, 0.99

00:52:56.060 you were sad, so I'm like, dude, I gotta fuck this kid up right now. 1.00

00:52:58.720 Remember I was gonna beat that kid's ass, 1.00

00:53:00.400 I'm like Logan, take the dad 1.00

00:53:02.220 I'm gonna fuck up this kid 0.99

00:53:03.460 In the parking lot of the Cheesecake Factory 1.00

00:53:06.120 I would have worked for that kid

00:53:08.920 If he's watching this right now

00:53:09.920 He's probably like 8

00:53:10.660 Come see me dog

00:53:12.520 Next time I'm in Fresno

00:53:14.880 I'm still looking for you

00:53:16.460 I remember a face dude

00:53:17.740 I'm not gonna forget you

00:53:18.800 You called my boy a penguin dude 0.99

00:53:21.680 I'm gonna be honest, it's fucked up 0.99

00:53:22.840 I'm the guy with the trophy 0.97

00:53:27.260 I'm the guy with the trophy

00:53:29.080 dude dude dude dude listen i gotta say this i gotta say this bro

00:53:36.520 there's a lot of people right now that are trying to actively rewrite history

00:53:43.300 okay and i'm talking about these people who aren't excited about jay-z doing the halftime show

00:53:49.800 jay-z picked himself for the halftime show jay-z's in control of the halftime show

00:53:55.640 jay-z doesn't have any hits we should have had playboy cardi do it 0.99

00:54:00.060 who the fuck are you talking about right now you're not talking about you're not talking about 0.97

00:54:08.100 my jay-z right you're not talking about marcy jay-z not 25 grammys and 89 nominations jay-z 0.99

00:54:15.160 14 number one albums the most among any solo artist ever jay-z 100 million records sold jay-z

00:54:24.380 the first hip-hop billionaire

00:54:26.420 dirt off your shoulder

00:54:28.400 solo hit 0.97

00:54:29.420 Izzo

00:54:30.220 solo hit

00:54:31.160 change clothes

00:54:32.080 I just want to love you

00:54:33.280 hard knock life

00:54:34.180 girls girls girls

00:54:34.920 99 problems Jay-Z

00:54:36.320 that's not the Jay-Z

00:54:37.500 you're talking about right

00:54:38.880 that doesn't deserve

00:54:40.660 to do the halftime show

00:54:41.720 he's gonna have to bring out

00:54:43.040 Beyonce to carry

00:54:44.180 he's gonna have to bring out

00:54:45.740 Kanye to carry

00:54:46.780 oh you mean

00:54:47.840 the Jay-Z that made Kanye

00:54:49.920 that Jay-Z

00:54:51.500 is that the one you're saying

00:54:52.880 isn't

00:54:53.340 credible enough to do the halftime show the king of new york top five dead or alive jay-z 1.00

00:55:02.980 are you kids a fucking joke are you smoking the crack i used to smoke are you watching too much 0.99

00:55:11.160 miss rachel who the fuck are you talking about right now bro you are talking about one of the 1.00

00:55:19.040 greatest MCs that has ever existed on this planet this whole TikTok he could go to sleep 0.99

00:55:27.560 he could go to sleep he's been asleep I saw his fight with KSI okay he's always sleeping 0.61

00:55:34.600 who the fuck are they talking about bro I'm sorry dude that pissed me off that really really 0.98

00:55:43.380 angered me you're talking about a pound four pound one of the greatest mcs of all time 1.00

00:55:51.180 dick riding call it glaze if you want 41 on grow up start a family okay but i'm right 0.94

00:55:58.360 objectively i'm right okay go ahead logan weigh in on it who do you want to hear instead little

00:56:04.820 dicky who do you think should shout out little dicky too by the way great freestyle artist 0.97

00:56:11.040 Who do you think should have done the fucking halftime show? 1.00

00:56:13.240 Bruno Mars? 1.00

00:56:13.940 I bet that's your answer.

00:56:15.820 You already did it, though.

00:56:16.520 Yeah, you already did it.

00:56:18.120 Miss Rachel?

00:56:20.240 Yo, Dylan, you got to back me up here.

00:56:23.260 No one's doubting his goat status, but for me,

00:56:26.280 is he someone that should be headlining the Super Bowl?

00:56:28.840 Not necessarily.

00:56:31.260 Let's take a sec to unpack this.

00:56:33.840 People are doubting his goat status.

00:56:36.140 There's a lot of goat status doubting being done on TikTok right now.

00:56:39.780 Okay, a lot.

00:56:40.660 he has no solo hits he was carried by his features no one ever said yo put on that new j album

00:56:47.840 yes they did yes they did if you were alive in 2003 and blueprint dropped or sorry 2001

00:56:56.680 on 9-11 i believe it came out that is the album you were asking to listen to there's not a lot 0.98

00:57:03.400 of people on tiktok that were born before that time so as michael jordan once said yo fuck them 0.99

00:57:11.100 kids right no legit fuck the bro the the allowance that people are giving that gen z right now to 0.99

00:57:18.160 rewrite history is ridiculous well ultimately even let's take drake for an example drake's the goat 0.99

00:57:25.200 is drake someone that would crush a halftime show not necessarily i disagree i fucking disagree with 0.96

00:57:33.200 In fact, I would rather see Drake than Jaycee. 0.95

00:57:35.440 Me too.

00:57:36.220 Wait, couldn't you have Kanye last year, though?

00:57:40.180 Kanye would have.

00:57:40.600 I mean, not Kanye, Kendrick Lamar.

00:57:42.420 Yeah, Kendrick was whack, bro.

00:57:43.440 You can't have Drake after that.

00:57:45.440 No, you can have it.

00:57:46.080 Oh, yes, you can.

00:57:46.680 We can do it.

00:57:47.300 In fact, that's exactly what you should do.

00:57:49.140 Yeah, yeah, facts.

00:57:49.860 That is after Drake drops three albums that all chart.

00:57:53.800 Yeah.

00:57:54.140 Every song charts.

00:57:55.940 No one's ever done it before.

00:57:57.600 That's, in fact, exactly what you do.

00:57:59.160 In fact, especially at a Super Bowl

00:58:02.040 That's being played in Los Angeles

00:58:03.600 It becomes the most viral moment

00:58:05.780 Drake comes back

00:58:06.860 He owns the city

00:58:08.200 Put him on that stage

00:58:09.980 He plays hit after hit

00:58:11.640 And Drake reclaims the throne

00:58:13.460 That is rightfully his

00:58:14.660 As the greatest rapper of all time

00:58:16.900 In my opinion

00:58:17.540 Drake is the greatest rapper of all time

00:58:18.820 And he dethroned Jay-Z

00:58:19.800 Because Jay-Z has non-music things

00:58:22.800 That make him the GOAT

00:58:23.900 Like his success

00:58:25.200 His impact on society and culture

00:58:27.220 But let me also say

00:58:28.500 Like, even if Drake does do the Super Bowl,

00:58:30.720 him bringing out Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne,

00:58:33.100 like, that would still be the best part.

00:58:34.480 Jay can bring out people.

00:58:35.920 I don't know, Kanye's not gonna make,

00:58:37.240 but I just have to say this really quick

00:58:38.520 just for this, because I'll clip it myself.

00:58:40.640 Dead Presidents 2, Song Cry, Heart of the City,

00:58:43.000 Public Service Announcement, December 4th.

00:58:45.740 I mean, these are all hit solo songs.

00:58:48.060 Mike made Jay-Z laugh one time in person.

00:58:52.460 I was there, I saw it.

00:58:54.900 It was a big moment for Mike.

00:58:56.680 He loves Jay-Z, 0.98

00:58:57.620 And I think that moment made him a L glazed dick rider in perpetuity. 0.98

00:59:03.900 Possible. 1.00

00:59:04.700 I already was.

00:59:05.600 Was that the day with the opening in Vegas or something when we walked in the back?

00:59:07.920 No, it was in the fanatics.

00:59:09.120 Mike said something about one of his old songs.

00:59:12.640 22 twos.

00:59:13.540 Like a reference that he probably knew Jay-Z would appreciate.

00:59:17.200 Reasonable doubt.

00:59:19.160 Yeah.

00:59:20.380 Yeah, you made Jay-Z do the.

00:59:22.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:23.180 He did.

00:59:23.600 I was like, if I got Jay-Z to do that, that was pretty dope.

00:59:26.620 Jay-Z walked away.

00:59:27.420 I saw the corner of my eye.

00:59:28.480 I was like, I was like, bro, you just made Jay-Z laugh.

00:59:31.440 Like, he liked your joke, bro.

00:59:33.480 I was like, that had to be pretty good, right?

00:59:34.840 Do you know how the conversation started?

00:59:36.400 Do you know how he calls him?

00:59:37.660 Both times we've run into him.

00:59:39.160 Mr. Z.

00:59:39.740 Mr. Z.

00:59:40.820 Mr. Z, Mr. Z.

00:59:41.980 Mr. Z.

00:59:42.360 Good to see you, Mr. Z.

00:59:43.900 Because he doesn't take it as serious as me.

00:59:45.680 That's like me.

00:59:46.300 That's like no problem.

00:59:46.720 Well, he's your guy. 0.98

00:59:47.120 Mr. Z is fucking hilarious. 0.98

00:59:49.280 Mr. Z. 0.98

00:59:50.040 I'm just saying, bro.

00:59:51.340 Good to see you, Mr. Z.

00:59:52.640 This is just an illustration, but what I'm talking about is this. 0.95

00:59:57.420 This idea that this Gen Z TikTok community holds the weight to rewrite history, they don't. 1.00

01:00:04.700 You can't do it. 0.99

01:00:05.620 They can do it on TikTok, but what I've learned is TikTok and Twitter are not real life.

01:00:09.840 You go outside, it's not real life.

01:00:11.440 All these people that get these millions and millions and millions of views, they walk around, no one knows who they are.

01:00:15.480 I'm sorry.

01:00:16.160 I'm going to be honest, bro. 0.98

01:00:17.300 No one gives a fuck. 0.99

01:00:18.840 Jay-Z walks around, he can't. 0.99

01:00:20.760 He can't.

01:00:21.320 Your commentary on Jay-Z makes you hot on TikTok.

01:00:25.140 But at the end of the day

01:00:26.360 When Jay-Z walks around New York

01:00:28.060 It's a flood of

01:00:29.720 And by the way 1.00

01:00:30.320 The same shit would happen in LA 0.99

01:00:31.120 Obviously he's literally goat status 1.00

01:00:32.540 He is 1.00

01:00:33.140 Well they're saying he's not

01:00:34.240 And you know who else isn't?

01:00:35.740 No, the encore will be said 1.00

01:00:36.440 It's fucking Rachel 1.00

01:00:37.040 So, whatever 0.99

01:00:37.840 Hey

01:00:38.340 I'm sorry dude

01:00:39.080 Coco Melon rocks

01:00:40.040 No, no, no 0.76

01:00:41.060 Coco Melon gives her kids ADHD allegedly

01:00:43.440 That's what I heard 0.80

01:00:44.040 I think it does

01:00:44.360 One more note

01:00:45.180 One more note on the kid shows

01:00:47.120 And I want to say this really quick

01:00:48.000 I do want to shout out to the creators of

01:00:49.960 A show called

01:00:51.420 Shaun of the Sheep

01:00:52.680 Has anyone ever seen this? 0.98

01:00:54.440 It's a sheep based show

01:00:55.760 I think it was by 0.95

01:00:56.360 The same guys that do

01:00:57.400 Who's the English guy 0.80

01:00:59.100 That's got the dog

01:00:59.900 Bro

01:01:00.640 I know who you're talking about

01:01:01.220 What's it called again 1.00

01:01:02.920 A sheep based show 0.94

01:01:04.340 Yeah 1.00

01:01:04.680 Yeah it is 1.00

01:01:05.320 Well Sheep Detectives 1.00

01:01:06.260 Was really good I heard 0.99

01:01:07.300 Oh the movie 0.98

01:01:08.420 Sheep Detectives 0.97

01:01:09.580 I think you like 1.00

01:01:10.200 You know who

01:01:10.500 You guys familiar with

01:01:11.160 Mary

01:01:11.440 No 0.79

01:01:12.920 Flaffy

01:01:14.040 No 0.99

01:01:14.460 Blippi 1.00

01:01:15.320 Blippi 0.93

01:01:17.740 Blippi's popping 1.00

01:01:18.440 Blippi's like a Miss Rachel 1.00

01:01:20.180 Blippi 1.00

01:01:21.100 These guys

01:01:21.760 Sorry

01:01:22.840 do you not like blippy miss lippy the blippy yeah blippy is there beef with blippy

01:01:30.640 wait who wait are we talking about the same blippy blippy is the guy the white dude with

01:01:35.540 the glasses and the bow tie that's also a kid's creator are you familiar with the original blippy

01:01:40.360 no i'm not oh we've done this before no i'm i'm actually i'm ignorant here i do have to tell you

01:01:46.560 since it's the end of it close to the end of the episode i should say this we've done uh a number

01:01:52.120 of the stories that we've done on the show tonight before.

01:01:54.840 Peter Dinklage, exact same

01:01:56.180 Snow White story. I mean, dude, I'm down

01:01:58.220 to the word.

01:01:59.820 Are you serious? Not even kidding. Same exact story.

01:02:02.220 Evan gave the same shout out to the camera.

01:02:04.440 Literally. Sorry, you already watched

01:02:06.200 the whole episode. Can't take it back.

01:02:07.980 Wait, so we just had the entire conversation we've already

01:02:10.240 had? There was another one, too.

01:02:12.240 We added more stuff.

01:02:14.140 Like the story about the fight.

01:02:15.660 About me struggling with my debt. Yeah, that's new.

01:02:18.380 No, but the little kid we beat up. I was going to beat up

01:02:20.380 in fresno i did that same bit in like 2006 dang let's close the loop on wait before we close the

01:02:26.020 loop it is part of the reason why i want to quit the show entirely because well i because i just 0.71

01:02:29.600 realized i don't my stupid human brain is not equipped to remember a single conversation i've 0.81

01:02:34.260 had of this 500 plus episodes and maybe it's because we've had 500 plus episodes no they're 0.98

01:02:38.740 i remember a few things but i mean like a few like literally one two three yeah here's what

01:02:42.940 i'll say about blippy bro he had quite the scandal oh my god please tell okay

01:02:49.000 It's only just

01:02:51.680 I'm laughing only because

01:02:52.560 It's the exact same

01:02:53.500 Set up and everything

01:02:54.420 It turns out

01:02:58.000 Can we actually insert

01:02:58.540 You're telling the story

01:02:59.460 For the last time

01:03:00.340 Wait, wait

01:03:01.320 Jorge's telling me

01:03:01.860 I can't say it

01:03:02.560 I mean

01:03:03.060 He could definitely sue you

01:03:04.420 For saying that

01:03:05.160 Doesn't this involve poop?

01:03:06.900 Sue me for saying what?

01:03:07.540 Doesn't this involve poop?

01:03:08.720 Does the story involve poop?

01:03:09.640 Sue me for his poop scandal? 0.99

01:03:11.340 How the fuck am I gonna get sued 1.00

01:03:12.940 For him shitting on his friend? 1.00

01:03:14.240 It got caught last time he told it 0.99

01:03:15.740 The story got caught

01:03:17.420 Last time you told it

01:03:18.880 why jed caught it why he did yo this dude has an entire youtube channel it's a kid's channel

01:03:28.800 right totally kids content whatever being a goofball he's a grown man pretending to be a kid

01:03:33.200 whatever turns out he had a video deep in the vault archived if you will where when the harlem

01:03:43.100 shake was trending and if you know the harlem shake the song is building up it's building up

01:03:47.920 It's building up

01:03:48.440 And then when the beat drops

01:03:49.800 The scene cuts to everyone in the scene

01:03:51.920 Doing something crazy

01:03:52.920 He made a Harlem Shake video

01:03:55.400 Where he was in the bathroom with his friend

01:03:57.780 And they're just chilling, hanging out, whatever

01:03:59.560 When the Harlem Shake beat dropped

01:04:02.520 Him and his friend 0.96

01:04:03.940 Are butt-ass naked 0.99

01:04:06.320 He is squatting on the toilet 0.99

01:04:09.340 Projectile diarrhea-ing

01:04:12.080 Onto his friend

01:04:13.540 Well, on the toilet

01:04:14.820 His friend's in the toilet

01:04:15.720 You might have said that wrong

01:04:16.660 I know, I think I got the orange

01:04:17.860 Hold on a second.

01:04:19.260 So that's where he maybe could sue me

01:04:21.240 because of orientation. 1.00

01:04:22.720 I got to make sure

01:04:23.660 what I say is true here.

01:04:24.680 My friend wasn't in the toilet.

01:04:26.400 You said my friend, 1.00

01:04:27.640 skibbity toilet. 1.00

01:04:28.520 You brought skibbity toilet.

01:04:29.060 Well, let me ask you a question. 0.99

01:04:30.180 He was shitting on his friend. 0.99

01:04:31.560 Right, and you could see it. 1.00

01:04:32.380 What the fuck? 1.00

01:04:33.340 Put yourself in his mind for a second. 1.00

01:04:34.800 Where's the value?

01:04:35.800 I don't want to do that.

01:04:36.740 Stop, stop.

01:04:37.260 I don't want to put myself in the mind.

01:04:38.360 You didn't even accept what I said.

01:04:40.020 No, it's insane.

01:04:40.820 It's terrible.

01:04:41.480 There we go.

01:04:41.720 But this is what I want to know.

01:04:43.460 Putting yourself in his shoes for it.

01:04:44.920 Why even make that video?

01:04:46.540 I think that's what Logan's trying to say right now

01:04:50.060 I'm going to get to the bottom of it in court with him

01:04:52.920 When he sues me

01:04:53.860 Terrible idea 1.00

01:04:55.280 Before he was Blippi though 1.00

01:04:57.020 Yes but yeah 1.00

01:04:58.500 The issue then there is

01:05:01.220 Who are your kids watching

01:05:03.240 Well let me update you

01:05:04.800 The reason I brought it up is because today I read an article

01:05:06.980 How one of his co-stars

01:05:09.060 Is now going to lead shows 1.00

01:05:11.100 It's a different Blippi 1.00

01:05:12.660 No it couldn't be him 1.00

01:05:13.460 Because when people found this out 0.88

01:05:14.900 they're like what the fuck are we dude we can't let our kids watch this guy my god and i'm sure 0.91

01:05:19.400 his intentions are good whatever but that is one of those things where no matter really how you look 0.96

01:05:25.820 at it there's no good explanation no i can't even i can't even i can't even rationalize like

01:05:31.560 one piece of that that makes sense it's not even a good funny video it's not even funny it's just

01:05:36.920 like what are you talking about bro yeah whose idea was this not why not good dylan dylan your

01:05:44.100 reaction to that story is pretty interesting he's like he's like all right so let me get this 0.98

01:05:48.780 straight shit on he goes away he shit on his friend and he's like that's the way i look at 0.88

01:05:53.780 that's really not even that good of a video like that was your reaction yeah like because i'm just 0.99

01:06:00.020 trying to think like what's the point like did you think through that and you were like conceptually

01:06:03.860 like i see where he was going from an execution standpoint like there just was a better way to

01:06:08.860 pull this off like yeah because i was like at least i could relate if i could see there's some

01:06:13.280 value but there's no value

01:06:14.620 no value

01:06:15.500 by the way I do want to know

01:06:17.860 the English people I was talking about

01:06:20.880 are Wallace and Gromit

01:06:22.180 who are just an absolute

01:06:24.260 so

01:06:26.320 Wallace and Gromit I think it's

01:06:28.780 Shaun and the Sheep is kind of built off it

01:06:30.500 oh I know who we're talking about

01:06:32.600 do you know the show I'm talking about

01:06:34.480 yes I know

01:06:35.120 so I watch this show with 0.51

01:06:38.260 my nieces

01:06:39.740 and they love Shaun and the Sheep

01:06:41.900 and it's a there's almost like some weird like it's almost got like those adult some adult theme

01:06:46.200 not adult themes but grown-up themes to it um but i do really adore that show i could watchable for

01:06:52.100 me like when you watch miss rachel with your kid do you do sometimes like kind of just like this

01:06:56.500 good programming or do you despise it uh it's neither really i can't shake the just idea that

01:07:05.020 this is a crazy job it's a it's to watch miss rachel being miss rachel is i watch from like 0.98

01:07:13.240 damn like these adults really fucking doing this shit well she started during covid just like in 0.99

01:07:17.140 her room no bro good for it it's incredible my daughter loves it just as a fellow adult i'm like 1.00

01:07:21.780 this is an interesting job and then i watched her uh elsewhere because i want to see what she's like

01:07:27.860 outside of the character of miss rachel she's a very normal human being well just just because

01:07:31.540 now i'm sitting here and i have personal opinions about miss rachel and what she you know talks

01:07:35.760 about and stuff like that as your daughter watches her regardless of her political opinion do you 0.63

01:07:41.200 think it's responsible for her to even voice her political opinion when she has so many young

01:07:46.820 people watching her i'll tell you why i think it's okay where she's voicing her political opinion

01:07:52.000 i don't believe is where the young people and young is an understatement extremely young people 0.77

01:07:59.220 are watching her i think because she makes children content that like like children no

01:08:05.560 crossover i'm talking about age like six months to maybe four they're so young they're not going

01:08:13.960 to be able to see or even understand what she's saying when she gives like political commentary

01:08:19.260 like their their minds just don't work like that so i do think she she can do a separation imagine 1.00

01:08:24.360 She tries to bring her political 1.00

01:08:26.560 opinions to the show.

01:08:28.480 She's like, this is Pedro.

01:08:32.460 He wants to cross the border.

01:08:35.180 I mean, I mean, I mean, dude, dude.

01:08:36.840 Pedro wants to cross the border

01:08:38.320 and he doesn't have the paperwork.

01:08:39.800 Hey, Pedro, you can't cross this border.

01:08:42.640 My boss built a big wall.

01:08:44.520 You can't get over it. 1.00

01:08:45.620 He didn't even build that wall, bitch. 1.00

01:08:48.020 Fuck you, man. 1.00

01:08:50.200 This is the show. 1.00

01:08:51.000 This is the show I used to watch

01:08:54.420 When I was a kid, dude

01:08:55.160 It's called Wienerville, dude

01:08:56.520 It's the Wienerville

01:08:59.060 Oh, Nick

01:09:02.600 It's the Wienerville

01:09:12.480 Let me tell you something

01:09:13.960 That's why I started smoking crack

01:09:15.820 I'm gonna be honest with you, bro

01:09:18.440 That kind of evolved mindset that some people may have is making its way into children's content.

01:09:25.660 My daughter, one of her favorite books is this book about the color of your skin.

01:09:30.880 And about halfway through the book, it dives pretty sort of deep into racism.

01:09:35.920 It starts teaching young people what racism is, why it's bad.

01:09:39.640 There's pictures of it and stuff.

01:09:40.900 She loves the book.

01:09:41.800 It's pretty cool.

01:09:42.300 That's good.

01:09:42.740 It's cool.

01:09:43.180 It's good.

01:09:43.720 Did we have anything like that?

01:09:45.060 Because I'm going to be honest.

01:09:46.040 No, I don't remember anything like that.

01:09:46.540 When I grew up, when it was time to learn about racism, they're like, here's a book.

01:09:51.540 It's called Everybody Poops.

01:09:53.000 I was just going to say that.

01:09:54.320 Do you know what I'm saying?

01:09:54.940 They're like, don't worry.

01:09:55.980 It's fine. 0.92

01:09:56.680 Everybody poops.

01:09:57.740 Those are the type of philosophies I grew up with. 0.98

01:10:01.200 Now they're just like, it doesn't matter the color of the skin or the gender you choose.

01:10:06.440 Like, it doesn't matter. 0.84

01:10:08.240 I was just like, dude, pooping is completely normal.

01:10:10.800 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:11.460 That's what I grew up with.

01:10:13.040 I would say everything was simpler.

01:10:14.700 like they told us like my parents would teach us racism racism was bad treat everybody the same

01:10:21.240 but there was no books about it do the books give the parents too much time off like yo read this

01:10:28.480 book i don't have to teach this kid about this watch miss rachel i don't have do you know what

01:10:31.800 i'm saying well there's a whole conspiracy about children's textbooks in school and like if it

01:10:36.560 goes back to like the rockefeller age and trying to like teach people a certain way of thinking to

01:10:42.760 have like hive mind for americans and like did you see this in spencer's documentary to like

01:10:48.080 school work and then you just become a worker and then yeah all that stuff so there is some

01:10:52.860 conspiracy about that that's why a lot of like very hippie people will choose like homeschooling

01:10:56.680 yeah you remember the album shout out spencer taylor and his documentary the death of recess

01:11:03.320 which is about this exact topic spencer taylor our co-host who used to be on the show did a

01:11:08.120 years-long deep dive

01:11:10.940 into the death of creativity

01:11:14.640 and the institutionalization

01:11:18.640 of the mind of kids

01:11:20.180 and creating, as Pink Floyd would call it,

01:11:22.680 just another brick in the wall.

01:11:23.900 That's amazing.

01:11:24.440 Just another worker bee.

01:11:25.500 Spencer Taylor, great job on that project.

01:11:27.520 Check it out wherever

01:11:28.740 the Death of Recess is streamed.

01:11:31.120 You could actually clip that, Spencer,

01:11:32.580 and put it on a channel.

01:11:34.620 But that's why I'm a big Pink Floyd fan,

01:11:36.200 because they encouraged you to not end up in a cage.

01:11:38.860 Not to work that nine to five.

01:11:40.480 Wake up with no dreams like most social media creators.

01:11:42.980 Exactly.

01:11:43.500 With no reason to wake up.

01:11:45.200 As Evan said.

01:11:46.900 Sorry, Alex Earl.

01:11:48.060 Your life is worth it.

01:11:49.520 As Evan said.

01:11:50.500 The words of Evan, dude. 1.00

01:11:52.480 Damn. 0.99

01:11:53.120 Just saying. 1.00

01:11:53.560 I said it's me.

01:11:54.740 That's how I felt.

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01:12:56.940 Evan, shout out to you, though, for, like, getting a job.

01:12:59.720 A lot of people would just be like withering away 0.99

01:13:04.460 Fucking turn to drugs like Mike 1.00

01:13:07.060 You know 1.00

01:13:07.760 Have their life fall apart

01:13:09.060 He's funny

01:13:11.680 He's unintentionally hilarious 0.92

01:13:14.120 Shut up for getting a job 0.99

01:13:15.720 Yeah 1.00

01:13:16.000 I was like well you never believed this

01:13:19.500 I actually had to

01:13:20.620 In order to survive

01:13:23.200 To continue living

01:13:24.600 You don't ever see a world where you would be fully homeless

01:13:27.360 No

01:13:29.200 You wouldn't even try it

01:13:31.840 Give it a shot

01:13:34.140 Really good documentary 1.00

01:13:35.040 Trying to be a homeless dwarf 0.94

01:13:38.340 I will say this

01:13:39.300 I was once homeless

01:13:40.380 Yes I was when I was doing drugs 1.00

01:13:44.000 Evan's a dwarf he can talk about small people 0.99

01:13:46.420 You are a narcissist 0.99

01:13:48.540 You can talk about narcissists 1.00

01:13:50.000 Dylan's gay he can talk about gay people 0.99

01:13:52.540 And I was once homeless 0.94

01:13:54.860 So I can talk about homeless

01:13:57.020 Drug addicts

01:13:58.040 Okay, we all are clear.

01:13:59.660 We all have our thing that we can talk about, dude. 0.87

01:14:03.780 Dylan's not gay. 1.00

01:14:04.580 If you were a very thick Latina watching this right now, slide in and Dylan's the ass. 1.00

01:14:09.740 He does love a thick chick, dude. 1.00

01:14:13.760 I always see him whenever I scroll on Instagram, dude, I always pops up like a girl with her ass out and a big oversized BBL and it's liked by Dylan. 0.98

01:14:22.200 I'm cutting back on that, actually. 0.68

01:14:24.700 I moved from West Hollywood to Venice, by the way.

01:14:27.160 I'm changing my life

01:14:28.180 I'm eliminating a lot of the dark energy 1.00

01:14:32.240 That West Hollywood breeds 1.00

01:14:33.760 And I look forward to just

01:14:35.820 More of a normal life per se

01:14:38.300 And so far so good

01:14:39.460 Westside's got a lot to offer

01:14:41.080 In a city that

01:14:42.720 I will say

01:14:44.460 Maybe I know this podcast is ending

01:14:46.720 In more ways than one

01:14:47.900 Both for today and overall

01:14:49.180 But I will say for this

01:14:51.420 LA's on the comeback

01:14:53.260 LA is on

01:14:55.360 no not dude not just this weekend la i'm telling you right now i am long on la la is coming back

01:15:02.240 just as that democratic party pendulum swings back because everybody hates the republicans again

01:15:09.580 it's swinging back it's not the same timing because of that but la is coming back well

01:15:15.100 i'm telling you baltimore is going down the ceo of the high-speed rail just resigned after they

01:15:21.080 They spent $126 billion and they haven't built a single mile of high-speed truck.

01:15:25.140 Yeah, man, I don't think it has anything to do with that, dude.

01:15:26.960 LA's killing it, bro.

01:15:27.940 They don't have auditing issues right now. 1.00

01:15:32.080 And it says bullshit. 0.98

01:15:33.000 Imagine you're living in LA right now and you're like, 0.99

01:15:35.600 350 days a year of sunlight. 1.00

01:15:39.060 Fuck that, dude. 0.99

01:15:39.980 We've got major auditing issues. 1.00

01:15:41.740 No, why pay taxes if they're using a lot of money? 0.98

01:15:43.820 Yeah, 350 days of sunlight that's covered by the fucking smog and disgustingness of the city. 0.95

01:15:48.120 I think you're overestimating these issues 0.98

01:15:51.340 Yeah right

01:15:51.840 What's it like walking down

01:15:54.880 West Hollywood sidewalk

01:15:56.100 Is it a normal walk

01:15:57.460 We don't really walk a lot in LA

01:15:58.680 We usually drive

01:15:59.500 Your opinion that it's up and coming

01:16:02.360 Is terrible

01:16:03.500 You excited about going back to Maryland today

01:16:06.840 How's the weather around this time of year

01:16:09.140 Oh yeah it's chilly

01:16:10.160 People are underestimating the weather

01:16:12.360 My buddy over here lives in a hurricane

01:16:15.520 That's insane

01:16:17.040 He lives in a 24-7 hurricane.

01:16:19.600 Better boot the generator back up.

01:16:21.660 It's rainy season.

01:16:23.440 Yo, you don't want to come down around this type of year.

01:16:24.740 I thought he was going to say he lives in paradise.

01:16:26.720 He went the complete opposite.

01:16:27.960 What do you mean?

01:16:28.500 I've always been a PR hater.

01:16:31.200 Since day one, you invited me down here.

01:16:32.860 I said, bro, listen, you ain't got roads.

01:16:34.420 Since the PowerPoint.

01:16:35.160 You don't have roads.

01:16:36.040 You're like, listen, we don't have roads.

01:16:37.820 We don't have grocery stores, but we do have a lazy river.

01:16:40.040 Oh, cool. 0.92

01:16:40.820 Sick.

01:16:41.100 How am I supposed to get around? 0.90

01:16:43.120 No.

01:16:43.760 And we got Marco's Pizza.

01:16:44.660 You know if I was going to live

01:16:47.660 Anywhere south of the border 0.99

01:16:48.920 It would be with my homies in Mexico

01:16:51.300 No one 0.99

01:16:53.420 Would he even be allowed?

01:16:54.960 No one has done more

01:16:56.980 For the Mexican people than I have

01:16:58.980 He only says this

01:17:00.120 Bro I am a viva Mexico guy

01:17:02.480 Till the death

01:17:03.500 Is that true Kevin?

01:17:05.220 Is that true Kevin?

01:17:06.700 I love Mexico

01:17:08.680 If you ask any Mexicanos that I've run into

01:17:11.740 During the vlogs 1.00

01:17:13.180 they will tell you they don't know what i know oh about knowing dude i'm gonna be honest it's one

01:17:19.080 of the reasons why i live in la nothing but kind hard-working mexican people i've been a proponent 0.99

01:17:24.560 of open borders i'm gonna be honest with you dude i say let them all in i'd like to export some of 0.88

01:17:29.060 the whites i'll be honest right there's more whites i'd like to export than than than trying 0.61

01:17:34.680 to block mexicans who would you export first bro i'm gonna be honest you're pretty high up on the 0.68

01:17:39.220 He's already gone 0.95

01:17:40.720 I guess you're already

01:17:43.340 You're in one of our territories

01:17:44.800 I don't know

01:17:45.380 There's a lot of white people 1.00

01:17:46.480 That I would like to leave 1.00

01:17:47.400 And dude 1.00

01:17:48.380 Every Mexican I meet

01:17:49.480 Bro

01:17:49.680 They work hard

01:17:50.480 They have the best food

01:17:51.760 Great culture

01:17:52.780 Nice people

01:17:53.740 I've got a lot of them

01:17:54.780 That work in my building

01:17:55.660 Where I live

01:17:56.120 They're always smiling

01:17:56.980 Happy that they've got a job

01:17:58.480 They've got a roof over their head

01:17:59.460 They're grateful people

01:18:00.760 My grass is always cut

01:18:03.440 Dude

01:18:03.960 You know what

01:18:04.540 This made me think of

01:18:06.420 There's that one clip 1.00

01:18:07.960 Of that girl 0.97

01:18:08.640 On The View

01:18:09.300 Talking about 0.62

01:18:11.100 I think it was Mexicans 0.97

01:18:12.700 It was 1.00

01:18:13.120 It was the

01:18:13.900 Osborne

01:18:14.940 Kelly Osborne 1.00

01:18:15.940 She's like 1.00

01:18:16.500 If you deport all the Mexicans 0.94

01:18:18.360 Donald Trump 0.99

01:18:18.960 Who's gonna clean your toilet

01:18:20.160 Everybody

01:18:20.900 Everybody

01:18:21.600 Everybody in the show

01:18:23.000 Was like

01:18:23.300 Whoa

01:18:23.640 Hold on

01:18:24.300 He's like

01:18:24.780 No no no

01:18:25.240 No but when you back

01:18:26.460 No but in the Ali G movie

01:18:28.480 He does

01:18:29.000 He spins it

01:18:29.760 And

01:18:30.080 Shines a light on it

01:18:31.920 In a positive way

01:18:32.560 By making it seem like 1.00

01:18:33.520 He's talking shit 1.00

01:18:34.120 Cause he's like 1.00

01:18:34.500 Oh all these illegal immigrants 1.00

01:18:35.680 Are gonna come in 1.00

01:18:36.360 And steal your jobs 0.98

01:18:37.700 Take care of your kids

01:18:38.540 That one clip is amazing.

01:18:41.020 You know, and do all these things that make the country better.

01:18:43.340 They do.

01:18:43.740 They do a ton for – I don't know how much it spreads into the rest of the country,

01:18:47.920 but I swear to God, California – 1.00

01:18:49.600 Trying to save his ass. 1.00

01:18:50.440 He's definitely saving his ass. 1.00

01:18:51.900 Saving my ass. 1.00

01:18:53.040 I'm going to be exalted. 1.00

01:18:54.780 At some point, I will be the mayor of Jalisco.

01:18:57.060 I'm not even kidding. 1.00

01:18:58.460 Dude, I take this pro-Mexican shit very seriously, bro. 1.00

01:19:02.300 I will say this. 1.00

01:19:03.260 The state of California would not run without Mexican people. 0.89

01:19:05.480 I mean that wholeheartedly. 0.90

01:19:06.500 i actually mean that wholeheartedly it is it is it is dependent on hard-working mexicans for 0.97

01:19:12.580 a lot of infrastructure a lot of work that is done there would not be done without mexican people

01:19:17.860 what california arizona a lot of that area i don't know how far it spreads east i don't know if

01:19:23.740 because i went to minnesota one time they've got a large somali audience up there so i don't know

01:19:28.360 in somali and maybe dude this may be wait i may be going too far to say this but maybe somalians

01:19:34.740 are minnesota mexicans hold on a second hold on a second except they're stealing all the money in

01:19:40.360 minnesota and not adding to the wait you are relying on some very good data brought to us by

01:19:45.580 one of the greatest analysts of all time the nick shirley fan of the show fan of the show

01:19:50.700 nick shirley who once brought us a giant aluminum rooster yeah yeah you're seeing the clip right

01:19:57.800 now this is all over tiktok and twitter nick shirley the number one guy the number one henchman

01:20:03.340 Of Donald Trump

01:20:04.020 The fraud

01:20:04.820 Exposer himself

01:20:06.300 Once 0.90

01:20:06.800 Delivered me

01:20:08.120 A large

01:20:08.960 Metal rooster

01:20:10.220 Why is he

01:20:10.700 Why henchman

01:20:12.280 Why do you say that

01:20:12.960 He's a henchman

01:20:13.740 He goes out

01:20:14.700 And he handles

01:20:15.420 I don't think so

01:20:18.700 Yeah I don't think so

01:20:19.840 I think he's

01:20:20.280 I don't think he's

01:20:21.080 Actually

01:20:21.600 It doesn't have to be

01:20:22.400 A bad term

01:20:22.820 I actually think 1.00

01:20:23.360 If you talk any shit 0.99

01:20:24.400 About Nick Shirley 1.00

01:20:25.180 No you're a freak 1.00

01:20:26.080 You're a fucking weirdo 1.00

01:20:27.220 What do you mean 1.00

01:20:27.760 He doesn't care

01:20:29.360 About the right or left

01:20:30.120 That's what I'm saying

01:20:30.520 He's bipartisan 1.00

01:20:31.080 He's exposing the fucking 1.00

01:20:31.500 Fraud that's happening 1.00

01:20:32.380 In our government

01:20:32.920 So you don't think there's any fraud on the Republican side?

01:20:35.440 No, I think there probably is.

01:20:36.720 Yeah, there is.

01:20:37.840 So I'm just saying, it's just strange that he only seems to be uncovering Democrats.

01:20:41.180 Yes, because Republicans don't run state programs like the Democrats do, and it's easier to launder money.

01:20:45.800 Oh, so you're calling the Democrats the H3s of fraud. 1.00

01:20:51.200 Oh, because H3s. 1.00

01:20:54.600 Oh, shit, it looks like we're keeping this. 1.00

01:20:56.580 He got the extendo episode. 0.99

01:20:58.320 Far two, far two.

01:20:59.200 He got the extendo episode.

01:21:01.000 i gotta say listen that was that was smooth that was mistakes happen we all make mistakes

01:21:08.440 none of us are are perfect people okay i've made horrible mistakes this guy's made some 0.84

01:21:14.780 fucking mistakes dude okay but one thing i've always tried to do is not throw stones 0.93

01:21:21.160 not throw stones because then when someone throws a stone back at you and your house falls or you 0.99

01:21:30.300 throw a stone at yourself people are gonna be rooting for that house to fall well what happened

01:21:37.480 i like ethan i do i've talked to ethan i've had a professional relationship with him over the years

01:21:49.700 ethan at some point it seems like cheated on his longtime wife and co-host of the h3 podcast

01:22:00.300 it was a bit more of a just a just a cheating it seems like an affair was taking place

01:22:07.100 allegedly with his other co-host on the show yes i mean they're definitely pointing fingers at this

01:22:13.960 girl she was allegedly tomorrow so it's not so it's not i don't believe that it's confirmed yet

01:22:21.460 and i also have to put out there too don't you think if it wasn't confirmed though she'd probably

01:22:24.940 say like hey i'm not involved in this yeah we don't have we don't have confirmation but i will

01:22:29.720 say this it's also there's there's probably

01:22:31.700 more updates to this

01:22:33.360 that I'm not privy to

01:22:35.240 because I I'm gonna be

01:22:37.480 well if it turned out Logan was shooting on Nina with you I think we'd all

01:22:39.560 walk away as well is that basically what happened

01:22:41.700 I've prompted this with her before

01:22:43.780 I asked

01:22:45.680 my wife some crazy questions 1.00

01:22:46.860 yo baby walking on me I'm making 1.00

01:22:49.660 out with a dude what do you do 1.00

01:22:51.240 like what does she do that's 1.00

01:22:53.620 insane

01:22:53.940 but it's I mean this is the big this is

01:22:57.540 the biggest scandal to hit

01:22:59.360 YouTube since

01:23:01.020 Aokagahara, since Tokyo.

01:23:04.120 It is, it is. I'll be completely honest

01:23:05.760 with you. It's a massive scandal. The whole

01:23:07.760 world's talking about it. And

01:23:09.800 I'll be frank with you.

01:23:13.280 I don't 0.99

01:23:13.880 give a shit about it at all. I don't 0.99

01:23:15.940 care. I really don't give a shit. And that's 0.99

01:23:18.000 why I wanted to have this conversation for

01:23:19.900 the clip, but I really don't care at

01:23:21.900 all. It means absolutely nothing to me. What

01:23:23.860 someone else does in the bedroom

01:23:25.900 or it seems like in this case, the bedroom,

01:23:27.860 the office the mail room the podcast desk

01:23:31.540 everywhere wherever the hell they were i just really don't care i mean definitely don't cheat 0.97

01:23:39.220 on your spouse that's fucked up but what makes it an interesting story is that the team is like 0.98

01:23:42.840 yo we're done like the whole show they cut him off he like rescinded his position exactly and 0.99

01:23:47.340 said like take me off of anything that enriches me um and you guys continue

01:23:51.220 i have an interesting like perspective here and i'm not even sure it's fully developed

01:23:57.680 But at least I'm in like an interesting kind of position, I feel like, because Ethan from age three is like a lifelong Logan Paul hater.

01:24:07.940 Maybe one of the biggest, maybe one of the biggest.

01:24:10.400 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:10.940 Like this dude is like a lifelong op.

01:24:13.340 Half of my relationship with him was trying to patch the hole.

01:24:16.560 Yeah.

01:24:17.220 Put cement into the holes in the road.

01:24:20.340 yeah and so it's interesting like when someone that has like built a portion of their career

01:24:26.520 literally off of just hating you falls i'm in a position where it's like hmm

01:24:34.120 how do i react to this like is part of me like uh like like happy that it happened but that

01:24:42.560 feels weird because that's like like i don't i'm not someone who like preys on someone's downfall

01:24:47.740 or at least like I try not to be like definitely that's the first like emotion or like instinct

01:24:52.980 that comes up is like to stomp on him while he's down and shit on him while he's down but people

01:24:56.700 do that to me and I don't I don't think that's always right and like I try not to do it in my 0.97

01:25:03.260 like maturity now dad 31 years old like I'm trying not to shit on him while he's down like 0.58

01:25:09.780 maybe in the past I definitely would have but I think the older I've gotten the more I've realized 0.98

01:25:15.040 that like everyone is deeply flawed or at least like flawed and has their own shit and the only 0.98

01:25:22.840 mistake there was a the biggest mistake that was made is pretending like you're perfect and that 0.99

01:25:29.880 you're better than everyone else and have this ability to judge everyone from a pedestal as if

01:25:38.260 you're not a human being living the same experience which by the way making millions of dollars

01:25:42.000 yeah doing it and so that's that's my biggest issue here is i think i've said this plenty of

01:25:48.720 times the the people pretending to be perfect and judging everyone else online are just as flawed

01:25:54.760 as everyone else and so i try not to do that myself i do feel bad for gila is that his wife

01:26:02.400 of course yeah i feel bad for gila i will say when i've made mistakes i try to take accountability

01:26:12.260 and a saying that gary v told me was you sleep in the bed you make um kind of like you know it's

01:26:19.080 if you make certain decisions you're gonna have to deal with the consequences of those decisions

01:26:25.300 choosing to be with someone like h3 was a decision that it seems had its consequences 0.98

01:26:36.160 well sorry wait a second they've been together for a long time i don't know that the h3 that 0.99

01:26:40.840 you have known even over all the years is representative of the h3 that she the ethan 0.77

01:26:47.580 that she fell in love with so they've been together for a long time so regardless my 0.97

01:26:52.180 position from the outside is when i watch his content i'm like oh man that's like a it's a

01:26:58.900 crazy person to uh to interlock yourself with for life to start a family just like the way he the

01:27:05.820 way he hit the the the negativity that like protrudes from his being is just uh it's like

01:27:12.400 palpable through the screen and i felt that it's why he's a professional hater he's good at

01:27:16.980 professionally hating but that's like you're you're just you're just exuding the darkest energy

01:27:22.720 ever it's not the right but it's not the same as his off like dude the same like imagine if people

01:27:27.660 were like how could nina go for this guy that says yo logang what's up or tries to fight like

01:27:31.840 you're not the same person on and off by the way by the way he's he's not either he's a lot softer

01:27:38.240 off camera yeah and he doesn't have that same type of like hater mentality off camera he actually

01:27:43.820 would always ask me how's logan how's he doing he's not a lot of that stuff is just to drive

01:27:49.880 views and clips and i think what happens is when you get up when you get caught up in that cycle

01:27:55.060 of negative commentary in that commentary community and the views go up every time you

01:28:00.960 talk badly about logan paul or badly about alex or this person or that person and and now there's

01:28:06.600 a whole community of it on tiktok where it's like going at alex going at this person you watch the

01:28:11.660 views you watch the revenue and you almost embody this hater mentality that's very much not who you

01:28:16.880 are in real life and i think that's what happened with ethan but at the end of the day you only we

01:28:21.900 only have what we see from someone and what we've seen from him for years is a mentality of i'm 0.99

01:28:28.040 perfect you're fucked up so to watch someone who's perfect fuck up in such a major way is a shock to 0.99

01:28:35.340 the ecosystem well let me tell you from what i see because i don't follow the internal drama that 1.00

01:28:40.100 much but from what i could tell physically it looks like he's lost some weight and i don't 0.92

01:28:44.960 know how long this affair has been going on are you talking about jelly rolls type shit yeah like 0.97

01:28:49.020 lost weight got hot started fucking started feeling himself and and so i'm just curious 0.98

01:28:52.760 the correlation between his weight loss and feeling himself attention from women do you think 0.92

01:28:56.660 cheating has gone up with reddit rutide and potentially use yeah wow because here's this

01:29:03.160 guy who probably is a physical manifestation of his haterism like his hater kind of like you know 0.97

01:29:08.640 is not looking good and kind of ugly that's well said and so holy shit no i mean yeah no well said 0.95

01:29:15.220 when you when you when you picture a hater he kind of looks exactly like who you think so he's 0.97

01:29:20.240 manifesting his own internal like mishigas or whatever it's called um and so now he's all

01:29:24.000 feeling himself and feeling good and getting this positive attention and maybe he was like you know 0.82

01:29:28.200 what i gotta like to capitalize on this shit right now you know i'm kind of feeling good looking good 0.96

01:29:32.480 and not saying. 0.99

01:29:33.780 About to bang the intern.

01:29:35.080 Yeah, or whatever. 0.99

01:29:36.580 Time to bang the intern.

01:29:38.180 Feeling good, looking good. 1.00

01:29:39.360 Where's that intern? 0.73

01:29:40.920 Time to bang away.

01:29:42.640 Dude, I got to say this.

01:29:44.260 In his defense, not.

01:29:47.280 Wait, what?

01:29:47.780 No, no.

01:29:49.040 What's coming next?

01:29:50.840 What's coming next?

01:29:52.100 Part two.

01:29:52.820 Part two.

01:29:53.460 There may be a better way to have said.

01:29:55.560 No, no, no, no, no.

01:29:56.660 No, sorry, sorry.

01:29:57.360 That wasn't the right way to say it.

01:29:58.480 I will say I do think that he has done a good job of just taking responsibility.

01:30:05.440 She put out a post about the infidelity.

01:30:08.040 He reposted it. 0.54

01:30:09.000 He immediately said, I'm forfeiting everything I fucking have in Teddy Fresh, in the H3 podcast. 0.90

01:30:18.300 I'm done. 0.97

01:30:19.340 It's all yours.

01:30:20.600 I realize I've made a horrible mistake, and I don't want my team or her to suffer as a result of it.

01:30:27.440 any hatred you have put it at me you know what i'm saying i agree and that's i agree because

01:30:33.280 listen because listen every person every commentary show or podcast can talk about 0.99

01:30:38.040 this scandal at the end of the day but to succinctly summarize it he fucked up and now 0.91

01:30:44.900 he's taking it and he's got to take accountability for it and and and get better and there's two 0.99

01:30:49.680 options either she's going to watch the work that he puts in and say listen i value this relationship

01:30:55.980 i value this family they have kids to think about or she's not and she's gonna say i'm taking

01:31:05.840 custody of the kid whatever there's gonna be xyz custody of the kids and i'm going and we're going

01:31:09.680 separate ways and he now has to go and live with that as logan said you may he he made the bed now

01:31:15.200 he's got to sleep in it it's a it's a tough it's gonna be tough bed for him i feel like like when

01:31:20.580 i think about where he goes from here like first off whatever he does next online and whatever he

01:31:26.360 says publicly next i just can't even imagine like what that video is probably it should be a video

01:31:34.280 in my opinion of him taking like full accountability and what money he has like will it be taken by

01:31:40.460 helen after oh you know what honestly honestly what i would like to see is i honestly don't

01:31:45.940 even want to see a video i don't want to see an explanation i don't even care go do some work

01:31:51.780 go do the work shut tell come back in in one year and tell us what's happened in the past yeah

01:31:57.100 not two weeks not two months that's not i went into therapy i addressed some bad demons that

01:32:03.560 i've been battling i've rectified the situation with gila i've rectified the situation with the

01:32:08.260 kids i've made these amends i've paid this out bring gila in have her add credibility to those 0.96

01:32:14.440 statements and and and and testify on your behalf if she sees so to do it i don't give a fuck i 0.88

01:32:22.340 don't want to see an apology video i don't care like go do the work now you didn't even know the 0.88

01:32:27.980 show was still on until this news came out keeping hey listen listen say what you want about their

01:32:34.840 their their audience yeah is is one of the most ferociously uh when we started

01:32:43.680 and and and impulsive supportive audiences to the show and those people are diehard eight

01:32:53.740 that audience is as diehard as it gets shout out to the impulsive audience i should say the same 0.71

01:33:00.520 about you guys but that h3a i mean they're ready is like every day i wonder i wonder what their 0.99

01:33:06.180 what what what is their stance now are they are they standing by their leader absolutely not oh

01:33:11.400 man no absolutely not he is he is he's an exile oh man there is no h there's no ethan support right

01:33:16.940 now it is it's gila it's we feel bad for gila for the kid for the staff of the show for star killer

01:33:21.960 for all the people that have worked on that show the audiences and as someone who said earlier on

01:33:26.780 in this ramble I don't care I know a lot about it because it's in my world it is I'm in you know

01:33:33.540 I'm in that world but I when I say I don't care I mean I don't care to hear about I want to see

01:33:38.500 what he's going to do with it now I want to see how he how he maneuvers it over the next six months

01:33:42.160 in real life and I hope everything works out and uh for Gila and the family and the kids that's

01:33:46.380 that's that's tough uh because there's been other people have taken the exact opposite I mean

01:33:51.300 let's be honest bro you knew Hassan was going to have a field day with this thing I mean Hassan

01:33:56.460 and ethan have been hassan and ethan are israel and and and uh palestine literally no literally

01:34:02.480 and quite literally like they have supported they support opposite causes like and and like 0.60

01:34:08.180 hassan has had a fucking like and his fan base had a field day was i don't know i'm with him 0.71

01:34:13.320 i understand people make mistakes and i and honestly even if they're my enemy and there's 0.98

01:34:17.920 someone that's spent every day i just i don't know i just don't feel good praying and being

01:34:24.080 happy when people it's almost like oh shit it really happened yeah next day all right uh hey 0.92

01:34:30.600 logan how's your arm yeah i mean no no that's the end of the show yeah but we're really okay 0.82

01:34:35.220 oh just uh last note uh we have jake paul coming on the podcast right now no we don't jake paul

01:34:42.880 has canceled the podcast uh he pulled a ryan garcia on us he's not doing it uh if you're an

01:34:49.520 h3 member watching this podcast i want you to direct all your hate at jake paul's social media

01:34:53.480 channels right now and and subscribe to this one subscribe please yes yo h3 audience we'll take

01:34:58.780 you come over please we are please h3 audience your viewership is welcome here 100 we will even

01:35:04.680 start to slide a little bit they're a little bit more liberal we're going to bring on some

01:35:08.000 very liberal people yeah over the next few episodes really get into the issues

01:35:11.980 aoc and miss rachel will be on the podcast next week uh come over here and subscribe i know we've

01:35:18.900 had uh some disputes in the past um uh but you may have been following the wrong guy you may

01:35:27.320 have been following the wrong guy yeah and uh at least on this show no no please no one's hooking

01:35:32.060 up with anybody as far as we know as far as we know none of the cast and crew are hooking up with

01:35:38.840 each other now that said okay i have found you pretty attractive we travel a lot together yeah

01:35:46.900 There's a lot of

01:35:48.100 A lot of alone time

01:35:50.300 The closest that I've gotten

01:35:53.220 Maybe to what I've just said

01:35:54.680 Oh god I don't like how he's pointing

01:35:55.760 Dude for that 63 hour live stream

01:36:00.360 The shiny hunting stream

01:36:01.880 When you were snoozing

01:36:03.680 On that mattress

01:36:05.860 You looked so cozy

01:36:08.440 It took every fiber of my being

01:36:11.400 To not just come and cuddle

01:36:12.880 You looked so cozy

01:36:15.460 Dude man 1.00

01:36:16.460 I would have cuddled your ass 1.00

01:36:18.340 We were on stream 1.00

01:36:20.040 I feel like it was 0.97

01:36:21.040 Damn 0.94

01:36:21.920 This is being recorded 24-7 1.00

01:36:23.960 What if I came up in your ear

01:36:25.420 And I was like

01:36:25.900 Yo can I cuddle you

01:36:27.680 Yeah I would have been like no

01:36:29.600 No you would have said no

01:36:30.520 So I'm glad I didn't do it

01:36:31.560 Without saying anything

01:36:32.600 And you're just doing it

01:36:33.880 Yeah

01:36:34.240 Really do it

01:36:34.720 Don't get in my ear

01:36:36.000 You guys used to

01:36:36.920 I noticed sometimes

01:36:37.860 Like back when we'd have

01:36:38.680 The love sacks in the garage

01:36:39.820 You guys used to be on

01:36:41.420 Like one love sack a lot

01:36:42.860 We did

01:36:42.900 And that's why

01:36:44.300 It wasn't like completely out of

01:36:45.720 But you were just asleep and there wasn't any consent

01:36:48.100 So I said I'm not going to do this

01:36:49.520 No but there was a couple times where like

01:36:51.300 I didn't know if you were shuffling around to like get comfortable

01:36:54.080 Like I would walk in there would be a blanket over you guys

01:36:56.080 And I was like oh

01:36:57.100 Like you know when you open the door to a room and then you like slowly back

01:37:00.040 Close the door

01:37:00.940 This is my guy

01:37:02.460 I know that's what I'm saying

01:37:03.900 Thanks for watching this episode of Impulsive

01:37:05.220 Maybe my favorite episode in a while

01:37:06.780 Love you guys thank you for having me

01:37:08.580 Always fun having you on

01:37:09.880 And Dylan thanks for joining us as well

01:37:12.020 Also shout out to Caleb

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01:37:18.600 And shout out to all the Mexicans watching this

01:37:21.220 We've made it cool

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 03, 2026

Logan Paul FINALLY Responds to Ethan Klein Scandal, Hasan Piker, Dwarf Mamba Going BROKE

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