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00:02:12.740 Upon assessing my performance,

00:02:15.820 while I think I did save Rey Mysterio,

00:02:18.700 I think I also almost killed Rey Mysterio.

00:02:20.800 Woo! 0.99

00:02:21.360 are you out of your goddamn mind mike no we're you know we're gonna get copyrighted we're not 0.99

00:02:34.900 on the show yet are we is this a show i don't know oh maybe it is you're right is it yeah i think so 0.99

00:02:41.900 me and jeff were blabbering before you got here a little bit that doesn't surprise me mark

00:02:45.900 We were just talking about how he puts his girlfriend

00:02:49.140 In economy again 1.00

00:02:50.100 I thought you were going to say in a headlock

00:02:52.200 That's him more on brand 0.69

00:02:53.740 She would put him in a headlock

00:02:57.080 Yeah 100% 1.00

00:02:58.020 Spicy Latina 1.00

00:02:59.060 What's going on welcome back bro 1.00

00:03:02.000 Why were you at the hospital honestly

00:03:04.100 Dude I got

00:03:04.720 I was having these things

00:03:07.340 That I don't know how to describe

00:03:09.880 Other than headaches

00:03:11.040 I thought it was from wrestling

00:03:13.180 did you get hit in the head wrestling or something no that's the thing that's the thing so sometimes

00:03:18.680 i i you know as in any sport boxing wrestling i'll hit my head but my last match in saudi

00:03:24.140 arabia where you know i won the u.s championship against ray mysterio on the table let's go champ

00:03:29.940 for the first time ever seven years ago almost to the day there was a man at your house a giant man

00:03:38.200 By the name of Shannon the Cannon Briggs

00:03:40.680 And he said the sentence

00:03:41.580 Let's go champ

00:03:42.520 And from that day on

00:03:43.800 I never in my heart of hearts

00:03:45.200 Ever believed

00:03:46.260 That that would be a true statement

00:03:47.620 But for now

00:03:48.360 For right now

00:03:49.220 We could actually call you champ

00:03:50.420 And it's true

00:03:51.280 It means something

00:03:51.940 It's crazy

00:03:52.240 He sent the text to me this morning

00:03:53.520 Mike said let's go champ

00:03:54.500 And he said oh my god

00:03:55.340 I can actually say that now

00:03:56.320 Yeah

00:03:56.620 But no I didn't hit my head

00:03:58.260 It was a good healthy clean match

00:04:00.360 One fair and square

00:04:01.340 You saved Rey Mysterio

00:04:03.360 From hitting his

00:04:04.000 Breaking his neck and dying right

00:04:05.420 I also 0.86

00:04:06.360 Is that real

00:04:09.680 Or is that just like

00:04:10.620 Did you have a PR team put that out there

00:04:12.880 Like Logan saves him

00:04:15.660 For breaking his neck and the life of being paralyzed

00:04:17.640 Look I'm gonna come clean

00:04:19.340 Because I seen all these

00:04:21.560 Positive headlines right

00:04:22.840 Logan saves Rey Mysterio 1.00

00:04:24.680 The Mexican community is going crazy 1.00

00:04:27.460 They're praising me 1.00

00:04:28.620 Saying I'm some sort of

00:04:30.800 What's like hero in Spanish

00:04:33.640 Sicario

00:04:34.640 I'm some sort of Sicario

00:04:36.320 Gringo Sicario 0.83

00:04:39.600 White Sicario

00:04:41.420 And so I'm like

00:04:43.200 Dang I'm being recognized for doing something cool

00:04:45.540 I'll take it

00:04:46.440 But then I looked at the clip

00:04:47.960 And upon assessing

00:04:51.120 My performance

00:04:52.920 While I think I did save Rey Mysterio

00:04:55.740 I think I also almost killed

00:04:57.700 Rey Mysterio

00:04:58.460 I was

00:05:00.240 I think I was too far back for the move

00:05:03.300 And I think he didn't clear enough ground

00:05:05.600 for the move that's that's what happened like i i was too far back and he didn't clear enough

00:05:11.900 ground we both i think made a mistake and i had to catch him i had to catch him and i wasn't going

00:05:18.280 to not catch him so like truthfully while i i like the headlines and i like being gassed up like this

00:05:23.160 i was just doing my job yeah but i'll take it i'll take the praise well if he would have jumped on me

00:05:28.040 like that he'd be toast yeah you know yeah you caught him you did it you know how much does that

00:05:32.880 man way he's like 160 165 maybe maybe even 170 he's thick he's girthy the tough part was when i

00:05:39.540 caught him i was in like a spider knee positions i have compromised knees so like i don't know

00:05:43.980 maybe they could have such a funny sentence that's my weight too so i could just jump off this thing

00:05:48.660 and and just surprise you out of nowhere but i get under you jeff i catch you and i'd squat you

00:05:53.780 up and then you know just dive at you slam your brother here's what i do know though because

00:05:57.420 people know this i wasn't like a die-hard wwe fan i was a casual fan i've always had so much

00:06:05.920 respect for the sport i always thought it was so cool i had my favorite wrestlers growing up but i

00:06:09.460 wasn't watching um monday night raw and friday night smackdown every day like some people are

00:06:14.100 doing now you know um but they asked me like what you know what what what does this belt mean like

00:06:21.560 what is it exactly and even to me when i was an outsider i don't think i really understood what

00:06:26.120 the belt's meant. And now that I'm in the industry and I'm learning from my peers around me and I

00:06:32.260 have such respect for the art of wrestling, because it's by far the hardest thing I've ever

00:06:37.740 done. It's much harder than boxing. Boxing is about navigating stress, I think, because the

00:06:43.780 hard work comes natural for for boxers. They tend to just, you know, get in the gym, do their work.

00:06:48.480 But it's stressful. There's a lot of pressure. And if you can navigate stress, well, which I can

00:06:52.580 wrestling is much harder because it's a 360 degree art there are so many things involved in this

00:06:57.760 board that make it extremely difficult so people ask me you know like what why what's so special

00:07:03.900 about the belt what does it mean and to me it's a symbol of accomplishment and trust in the craft

00:07:12.240 and the human the wwe doesn't just give this belt to someone it it is them entrusting you

00:07:19.060 with their publicly traded company

00:07:21.740 worth, help, $4 billion at the moment.

00:07:24.760 It's a big deal that they stamp you

00:07:26.520 and are willing to say,

00:07:27.520 you're significant enough

00:07:29.000 and have done enough disruption in our company

00:07:31.500 for us to put one of our titles on you.

00:07:33.880 There's only what?

00:07:35.280 Four, five?

00:07:36.400 There's not that many of them

00:07:37.560 and there's a bunch of people on the roster.

00:07:39.500 And so winning this for me

00:07:41.280 was such an achievement

00:07:44.560 because in that moment

00:07:46.280 when my hand was raised

00:07:48.120 and they handed me this shiny, heavy belt, United States champion.

00:07:53.520 I just saw my whole life in front of my eyes, all my ups, all my downs,

00:07:58.900 even from when I was a kid, from almost dying when I hit my head on a trampoline

00:08:02.680 one inch away from my temple.

00:08:04.660 I have a metal plate in my head now.

00:08:07.160 The injuries I suffered in high school, writing down on a piece of paper,

00:08:10.500 I will be the best, I will be a champion, I will be better, faster, stronger than I was last year.

00:08:14.120 I will excel in manifesting of a future so bright that I didn't even know it was possible.

00:08:19.760 Then all of a sudden, one day I'm in Saudi Arabia performing for 10,000 people and millions

00:08:24.400 at home, holding the United States champion, a homegrown kid who worked his ass off.

00:08:31.980 And at one point in my life, when I was a little kid, held the little WWE belt on my

00:08:36.160 shoulder.

00:08:36.540 And now I have a real one that's mine.

00:08:38.180 And it's a dream I never thought I could accomplish because I just never thought it

00:08:42.280 was possible.

00:08:43.240 like what simulation are we living in but it was such a special moment because it's so symbolic of

00:08:50.660 all the things i have overcome and how hard i've worked to be where i am today not just in the wwe

00:08:58.700 this podcast the company the hurdles the girl the fiance wrestling boxing everything is culminated

00:09:07.880 And that is the physical embodiment of my hard work and the ups and downs I've had my entire life. 0.97

00:09:14.400 And so that's why it's a big fucking deal. 1.00

00:09:17.860 I'll steal that shit from you right now. 1.00

00:09:20.300 You won't. You won't. 1.00

00:09:21.040 I'll take that shit right now. 1.00

00:09:22.900 Sure. 1.00

00:09:26.760 Springboard backflip.

00:09:28.100 I have to say, holding Rey Mysterio in my arms and backflipping off the second rope

00:09:34.460 is probably one of the craziest things i've ever done in my life my dad texted me he goes

00:09:40.320 you did a backflip holding a full-grown man in your arms from the second rope and before

00:09:44.980 i did it i knew i was that this was going to be a life moment for me like ray mysterio the

00:09:50.100 greatest luchador of all times is in my arms and i'm about to send a backflip that i've never done

00:09:54.760 before to answer your question i've never done that before ever uh we just we just sent it and

00:10:02.820 thank god it was okay but

00:10:04.380 whoa that was the moment of the match

00:10:07.160 where I think it

00:10:08.960 happened so quick and

00:10:10.960 even the angles maybe didn't capture

00:10:13.120 the intensity of it the right way

00:10:14.900 that people it may have went over some people's heads

00:10:17.060 but I want to keep

00:10:19.040 going harder that's my

00:10:20.920 thing and potentially

00:10:22.920 my problem is I want to go like to the top rope

00:10:25.020 for the next time I want to jump off higher stuff 0.86

00:10:26.880 it's two luchadors back I want to do 1.00

00:10:28.920 two luchadors one of the front one of the back

00:10:30.520 it's uh it's something that i can do in the wwe because while i don't have the experience of my

00:10:38.100 peers i'd like to go to the pc and start training maybe make some more appearances on monday net

00:10:43.400 raw and smackdown so i can get that respect and maybe get that experience even though i am late

00:10:48.560 to the game i'm extremely late um the one thing i can do and i'm excited to do is anything risky 0.95

00:10:56.260 I'm ballsy I don't give a fuck I will send it I love entertainment I will close my eyes and just 0.84

00:11:01.760 go and that can be risky and I have to be reeled in sometimes by uh the producers and the the people 0.99

00:11:10.320 at the WWE but like I'm trying to do some Mick Foley type off the top of the cage onto a table 0.94

00:11:16.800 from 30 feet high Jeff Hardy type shit swanton bomb through the like that's what I want to do

00:11:21.940 and i want to do it with the endeavor and pursuit of getting more belts to be honest with you like 0.91

00:11:30.380 do i become tag team champion with dominic mysterio

00:11:34.740 could be fun you got two heels you got two people who the audience loves to hate

00:11:41.500 and uh i like dom hey i like dom uh

00:11:47.140 Yeah. Yeah. Another person who, who, who has just been so nice to me in the WWE is Cody Rhodes. Like so nice to me. He was on this podcast, just a, just a great guy. He's awesome. And, um, he gives me advice and helps me in words of encouragement and checks in on me. He's just like a awesome dude. Triple H gave me the kudos as well.

00:12:12.700 it's just like an awesome organization and i'm i'm so happy to be a part of it which is why i'm

00:12:17.900 being arrogant and parading this thing around everywhere i go i'm proud of it i'm i'm proud

00:12:23.160 of it's awesome and people seem to really like it which also pays off too for the wwe's investment

00:12:28.380 like to just have that always on marketing of of the org and the belt too like it's like it's just

00:12:35.120 so representative and emblematic of like why that signing was important to bring the wwe to the new

00:12:42.040 the next generation yeah that's why they signed me like you just can't and but but more so like

00:12:47.340 going above and beyond and turning it into content turning it into something that becomes

00:12:50.480 like an everyday conversation having that thing over your shoulder at the prime event like

00:12:54.420 everywhere you go it's uh it's it's it's a delivery method that a lot of the other stars

00:13:02.800 couldn't perform because they're not always on day-to-day content creators does that make sense

00:13:08.980 sure it's it's all i know and they know that and they let me do what i want to do there's no

00:13:14.780 reeling me in like we have collaborative conversations and we build off each other

00:13:19.380 but it's nice to be able to have a boss i'm an employee make no mistake but they let me do

00:13:25.920 whatever i want as long as it obviously falls in you know a certain like healthy boundaries but

00:13:33.220 I don't feel real in

00:13:35.440 Have they ever said no to you?

00:13:38.700 Have they ever said no to me?

00:13:41.700 Yeah

00:13:42.100 The first time I asked for a Ziplend they said no 1.00

00:13:44.080 I have a couple ideas for some entrances

00:13:45.920 That are a little harder

00:13:46.880 It's not like a no

00:13:49.160 It's like a hold that thought

00:13:51.420 Let me get back to you

00:13:53.500 But the answer is no, they're amazing

00:13:55.240 I love this company 0.99

00:13:56.780 Did they know that you could do all those flips and shit? 1.00

00:14:00.620 How do you even know how to do all that shit? 1.00

00:14:02.320 Did you do gymnastics or something? 1.00

00:14:03.600 You used to be Ackerman.

00:14:04.180 No, no.

00:14:05.600 How do you first backflip?

00:14:07.360 Do you just try?

00:14:08.500 Like, if I just get up right now and try and backflip.

00:14:10.440 No, you won't do it.

00:14:11.000 Like, you either can or you can't.

00:14:12.840 I got to give shots to my papa for this one.

00:14:15.220 Oh, Greg Paul is backflip? 0.97

00:14:16.320 Backflip her, yeah.

00:14:17.180 No, no, no. 0.97

00:14:17.740 No, no, no.

00:14:18.200 He's not.

00:14:18.960 No, my mother was a gymnast. 0.99

00:14:20.480 She could do the flips. 1.00

00:14:21.400 Fifth place. 0.96

00:14:21.920 Very athletic.

00:14:22.900 First place in the state in her.

00:14:24.640 She got first place in her team.

00:14:25.940 And it just kept going down.

00:14:26.660 Yeah, it kept going down.

00:14:27.420 She kept losing.

00:14:28.040 Yeah.

00:14:28.240 But she still went to the state, but she's where I get the flippy type of flexibility 1.00

00:14:33.120 athleticism from.

00:14:34.580 My dad's the muscle, but when I was in high school, I was 18, I was like, my friend Mac

00:14:39.140 Bilsky started doing these backflips, and he kind of taught me, but I was always afraid.

00:14:43.860 And so me and my dad would go out front and practice on a mat, a wrestling mat, and he'd

00:14:48.240 spot me, and I'd do it, and he'd throw my legs over, support my back, whatever.

00:14:52.520 And then he goes, all right, do it again this time, and I'll be right there for you.

00:14:56.740 and I go to do it and he didn't touch me and I landed it by myself and so I crossed that mental

00:15:03.200 hurdle in my head of like oh I can do this and then to do the backflip off of things I started

00:15:08.760 doing it into water recently like within the past two years I learned how to backflip off the roof

00:15:14.520 and you were like Jeff you could do this too and I was like I'm not even doing that into the pool

00:15:18.880 dude I promise you you can because three years ago I saw this is funny Tfue backflipping off

00:15:24.360 Of bridges you know the gamer Tifu

00:15:25.920 He can like backflip off of high stuff 0.99

00:15:27.480 And it's cool I was like how fucked this guy 0.84

00:15:29.460 I can backflip on the ground but I can never do this 1.00

00:15:31.780 Some people just have that shit 1.00

00:15:33.740 Even Tifu might be related somewhere along the way 1.00

00:15:36.260 Yeah that is true

00:15:37.020 I'm telling you you can do it

00:15:38.240 Wait are you Tifu?

00:15:39.840 As far as I know I don't think so

00:15:41.980 Backflipping

00:15:44.900 Can Jake backflip?

00:15:46.760 No he can't

00:15:48.720 Jake dude do you know the size of Jake's legs

00:15:51.340 Have you ever seen his legs

00:15:52.540 I don't know how he's able to walk

00:15:55.100 I don't know how he's

00:15:56.220 He basically has what is the equivalent of two light posts

00:15:59.100 As legs

00:15:59.980 His calves are this big 1.00

00:16:03.100 They're like hams

00:16:03.580 They're like completely implanted into the ground 1.00

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00:20:01.880 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess

00:20:06.620 podcast, the true crime comedy podcast, all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice

00:20:11.640 it.

00:20:12.200 Each week, I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debrey, Lamorne Morris,

00:20:17.120 and Nicole Byer.

00:20:18.340 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:20:19.520 What?

00:20:19.980 I could talk to you for an hour.

00:20:21.500 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:20:23.540 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

00:20:25.340 And the scams run the gamut.

00:20:27.420 I'm talking about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today.

00:20:32.460 I also warn you and keep you safe against scammers.

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00:20:41.000 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.

00:20:44.340 If there's a scam, I'm here to protect you.

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00:21:02.000 Back to the show.

00:21:03.080 So back to this brain injury,

00:21:04.240 because we went on a double date last night,

00:21:06.600 and I went out with a nurse that was at your,

00:21:09.740 she's a nurse at your hospital that you went to.

00:21:12.140 Is she hanging out with you?

00:21:13.120 Mm-hmm, yeah.

00:21:14.100 That concerns me.

00:21:15.500 That is true. 0.96

00:21:16.880 What is she doing with me? 1.00

00:21:17.820 What is she doing now, dude? 0.96

00:21:18.800 Listen, now what is she doing with you?

00:21:22.000 Oh, you're a great guy, Jeff.

00:21:22.860 You're funny, charismatic, good looking, successful

00:21:24.740 Hair, hair, his hair

00:21:25.420 Great hair, your hair is amazing

00:21:26.820 Because of the product 0.58

00:21:27.400 I'm more concerned that she goes to the hospital

00:21:31.240 After hanging out with Jeff with Tech for a night

00:21:35.400 You know, like these are the people taking care of me

00:21:37.080 Well, I was gonna

00:21:39.620 We were trying to get in there

00:21:41.020 So we could do a prank on you

00:21:42.720 And have like the doctor come in and be like

00:21:45.040 So, I don't know how to tell you this

00:21:47.080 But you only have 48 hours left to live

00:21:49.360 And we were gonna really stick to it

00:21:52.340 But Mike told me not to deal with it

00:21:54.720 Well I told him because what if we do that 1.00

00:21:56.420 And you're just like alright fuck it 1.00

00:21:58.180 Now's my chance to come clean 0.99

00:21:59.560 Nina on March 22nd of last year 1.00

00:22:02.400 Like some like crazy 1.00

00:22:03.360 I don't know

00:22:04.240 Like you just started like 1.00

00:22:07.080 I don't know like you just started saying shit 0.99

00:22:09.560 And then Jeff walks in like it was just a prank bro 1.00

00:22:11.940 And we ruined your life 1.00

00:22:14.020 And then you kill both of us 1.00

00:22:15.180 That would have been a good prank though 0.99

00:22:16.540 I appreciate a good prank

00:22:17.780 As long as you said the following

00:22:19.360 It's a prank bro

00:22:21.580 After you ruin your life

00:22:23.400 Then I would be like oh

00:22:24.920 Yeah well there we go

00:22:27.940 We should have done it because he doesn't even really have any

00:22:30.160 I got nothing to lose anymore

00:22:32.260 What happened to your head 0.94

00:22:33.500 Why does it only happen during intercourse 0.92

00:22:36.480 I looked this up

00:22:37.220 Sex headaches I think they're a thing

00:22:40.380 And so that's what I thought it was

00:22:42.640 Next thing you know

00:22:43.820 I'm on Fox Business live

00:22:46.000 With Varney and Co

00:22:47.200 In two minutes into the interview

00:22:49.340 My head starts pounding 0.97

00:22:51.100 And this old British gentleman Varney 0.98

00:22:53.280 Is asking me some questions about what

00:22:55.620 Stocks I invest in

00:22:57.220 That's what part of it is you can tell

00:22:59.100 You can tell in the interview that's what part of it

00:23:01.060 Why were you and Varney

00:23:03.740 Having sex 0.82

00:23:04.400 Me and Varney weren't having sex 0.84

00:23:06.500 I was on his show

00:23:07.540 Because you had said

00:23:11.680 That they happened during interviews

00:23:13.380 No because that's what I thought

00:23:14.480 And then I'm live on air

00:23:16.740 On Fox Business and my head starts hurting

00:23:19.420 and i can't focus i couldn't even answer his questions he's like what mate what are you

00:23:22.720 investing right and i'm australian yeah he's something something's over there somewhere

00:23:29.160 and you had one of those moments where you just blanked out i couldn't think my head was about 0.98

00:23:33.340 to pop so i called my mom she's like yo you got to treat this as an emergency get your ass to the 0.72

00:23:37.520 hospital went to mount sinai they hooked it up i gotta say medical professionals y'all rock y'all

00:23:44.540 y'all take care of people you're saving the world you make people feel healthy and good in their

00:23:48.680 bodies like they were so attentive and nice to me and i i gained a lot i already had a lot of

00:23:54.600 respect like you you forget how important these people are in in society and so like the to the

00:23:59.280 doctors and nurses that took care of me in mount sinai like thank you guys so much yeah shout out

00:24:02.920 to the nurses over there jeff with tech jeff with tech's hanging down all the mount sinai nurses

00:24:09.160 no just one i mean not even yet it was just first date but it's cool man it's cool just

00:24:13.740 dating regular girls you i mean you guys have superstar uh girlfriends here but you know

00:24:19.840 not even a downplay her that she's a regular girl you know i just like that i'm gonna watch you dig

00:24:25.360 yourself out of this that uh yeah what am i doing i i you know i'm having that headache that you

00:24:29.820 were just talking about i think my brain just stopped working right now do you know me and

00:24:33.240 jeff at 3 a.m last night or early this morning we're standing right there oh yeah no literally

00:24:41.960 right there and this entire

00:24:44.240 room here at little 0.77

00:24:46.140 sister at the moxie on

00:24:48.160 the east side east village 0.97

00:24:49.780 was packed yeah wall

00:24:52.200 to wall with people there was people at that

00:24:54.200 table athletes at this table

00:24:55.740 entertainers and actresses rappers

00:24:57.780 then there was a whole table of university of

00:25:00.020 miami kids when every time i every time i would

00:25:02.040 look over they would go like this

00:25:03.160 because that's like the you university of miami

00:25:06.140 i thought it was like shoot a field goal with a paper football

00:25:08.140 you know how we played with a little paper

00:25:10.020 football the little triangle kick it through like this one of the best games ever but pack to the

00:25:14.400 brim and and and now we're here now we're sitting here doing a podcast in this place the first time

00:25:18.600 i met drake yeah drizzy drake i've told this story uh before on this podcast was right here

00:25:24.800 where i'm sitting i just looked around and engaged my location exact location it was right here

00:25:30.200 and and he talked to me and was so nice it was the first time i realized drake

00:25:34.340 off camera is potentially even better than celebrity drake yeah it's he's one of those

00:25:39.140 guys it's a cool place it's a really cool place it's crazy how different clubs look with the

00:25:42.540 lights on it's kind of it's kind of weird i had no idea until you just brought that up and i don't

00:25:47.240 even drink i was in here sober last night and i'm like oh we were fucking here last night i was 0.68

00:25:52.240 worried that you were out way too late we already got two brain damaged guys on the show we need at 0.88

00:25:57.240 least one sharp brain we found out that it isn't damaged so like we they thought maybe there's some

00:26:02.740 brain bleed i was in the hospital for 12 hours i got home at 2 2 a.m last night that's crazy

00:26:07.200 Even with the VIP service that I set up for you

00:26:09.760 Through Abe Warshaw and his great son

00:26:12.040 Judd Warshaw

00:26:12.840 Yeah they did what's called a spinal tap on me

00:26:16.140 Do you know what this is? 0.99

00:26:17.720 Did it go in your anus? 0.98

00:26:19.340 Close, a little higher 0.95

00:26:20.600 Lower back in between your spinal

00:26:24.340 Vertebrae

00:26:26.140 They stick a needle in there 0.95

00:26:28.320 And suck out what's called cerebral spinal fluid

00:26:30.900 To see if you have any

00:26:32.400 Traces of blood

00:26:34.420 In your brain that maybe the CAT scan missed

00:26:36.200 So that's what they did

00:26:37.220 My back is so incredibly sore today

00:26:39.440 Partially from the spinal tap

00:26:41.080 Partially from carrying the WWE promotion on my back

00:26:43.520 This past week after winning the US championship

00:26:45.540 Boy, it hurts

00:26:48.320 Do you know when you get that done

00:26:49.840 You can potentially start tripping on acid

00:26:51.900 That you have stored in your spinal column

00:26:53.680 Is that the thing?

00:26:55.680 I thought it was if you crack your back

00:26:57.200 No, spinal taps even more so

00:26:58.900 Because it's actually like breaking up whatever's in there

00:27:02.180 I've done ungodly amounts of LSD

00:27:05.720 Like, you know where we are right now, right?

00:27:10.760 Yeah.

00:27:11.360 All right.

00:27:12.140 That's cool that you figured out how to get, like, natural drug highs, you know? 0.94

00:27:16.580 Like, I just came from a cold plunge, and I'm fucking fired up.

00:27:20.960 I feel alive right now.

00:27:22.060 Like, there's a lot of things you could do in life.

00:27:23.720 100%.

00:27:24.120 Besides, like, your normal drugs, like MDMA, heroin, all that stuff, just to get a nice healthy boost.

00:27:29.340 You could do gambling.

00:27:30.000 You could just be breathing.

00:27:31.000 You could do Wim Hof.

00:27:31.980 You ever do that?

00:27:33.260 Like, 30 breaths like that?

00:27:34.440 Yeah.

00:27:34.580 i did it with lucas mac uh who works with your brother and does the breathing activities i think

00:27:39.480 i might do another two and a half hour session soon you're breathing so much that you you put

00:27:43.600 your body into is it hypoxia is that what it is where you deplete all the carbon dioxide this

00:27:48.140 could be completely incorrect i'm not a teacher but basically you're you breathe in such a way

00:27:52.520 and your arms and limbs become curled up you remember it and you cry like a little baby and 0.95

00:27:57.220 you have like a breakthrough just from breathing bro you go to another fucking dimension i saw 0.96

00:28:01.380 things i heard things that weren't there just from breathing there's no reason to use lysergic acid 0.88

00:28:06.540 there you go it's hard it's hard it's called breath work though you got you really got to

00:28:13.560 work you got to like lay on the floor and breathe and hyperventilate uh it could be dangerous though

00:28:18.380 if you do it don't sit on something high jake was doing breath work with uh that dude before his

00:28:24.820 fight a week before his fight and he was seated on something high like a table or a platform or 0.99

00:28:29.380 something passed out tipped over broke his fucking nose damn he was high his nose high as shit passed 0.99

00:28:35.460 out yeah so just be careful some people say that meditation and breath work like that actually can 1.00

00:28:41.120 get you higher than drugs like higher than any drug out there if you're mad i want to go breathe

00:28:45.740 after this oh my breath right now i'm gonna get high after this yeah go ahead i just wanted to say

00:28:52.480 actually a question

00:28:55.380 since you are sober

00:28:58.020 right and by the way good job you've been sober

00:28:59.960 for as long as I think I've

00:29:02.000 known you or damn near you're always

00:29:03.920 sober when I see you you get your

00:29:06.040 highs in other ways like

00:29:07.840 running maybe even yeah

00:29:09.620 yeah you just ran the New York Marathon

00:29:11.920 yeah unbelievable

00:29:13.360 it was so sick thank you guys

00:29:15.780 I got you a gift

00:29:16.040 it's a big deal Jeff

00:29:19.340 congratulations 0.98

00:29:20.360 congratulations no way yeah thank you damn that's dope i should have worn my medal on here 0.96

00:29:29.180 yeah that's right i won the new york city marathon cool super great experience you know it was tough 0.96

00:29:35.120 i had bronchitis the week leading up to it but you know we got through it and it's such a dope

00:29:40.580 experience i think you know i just want to give any advice to anybody out there that thinks about

00:29:44.740 running thinks about signing up for a marathon just do it just sign up you'll get it done just

00:29:48.360 run really slow and just don't stop you know but such a sick experience new york city everybody

00:29:53.560 comes out on the streets they come together they're just cheering for everyone like there's no

00:29:58.940 beef it's just such a crazy experience and are you happy with your time what'd you get 355 that's

00:30:06.180 good yeah that's i would have liked to get a little faster but i wasn't really putting in

00:30:10.240 the proper training you know i just kind of winged it and i'm gonna come back next year and i'm gonna

00:30:15.720 try to smoke cody co cody co that's see this is like my influencer boxing you know because i can't

00:30:21.460 get in a fight because the eye i can't get a sanctioned fight so this is what i do now to get

00:30:25.160 that out you know so yeah cody co next year you're going down you're taking everything i work for 1.00

00:30:30.460 motherfucker i want to race your fucking ass what do you get he beat me by five minutes or like 1.00

00:30:36.760 something like oh you could oh you could beat him y'all are like neck and neck yeah yeah and i don't 1.00

00:30:40.960 want to put in like built-in excuses saying that it was the bronchitis going into it which i did do

00:30:45.380 that i did make built-in excuses but um he is fast he does put in the work he's got a training

00:30:50.460 channel it's dope what he's doing man if you could inspire people to just you know anybody

00:30:56.020 get out there and run you just need a pair of running shoes you know like i i wouldn't want

00:31:00.540 to tell people to get out there and fight that's what i want to do and that's what you know you do

00:31:05.000 but that's not the best advice to give people you know i think there's a lot of i think that's what

00:31:09.700 i'm saying i actually i gotta rebut i have running shoes i can't do that he can't run there's a lot

00:31:13.880 of legless people that are like i can't yeah people did wheelchair they do wheelchair stuff

00:31:18.060 wait is that true yeah marathon i think it's called yeah i may have made that up a paramarathon

00:31:26.500 a marathon it's like it's like banded up i'm really good with contractual like words yeah

00:31:32.280 it works is there a chance i could run the marathon and push mike in the wheelchair

00:31:35.820 all the 26.2 miles like collaborative effort no no that would i don't think they do that you could

00:31:42.240 get a wheelchair though and you could compete

00:31:44.180 against a wheelchair imagine you get beat 1.00

00:31:45.860 you get smoked by all the wheelchairs 1.00

00:31:48.400 what about crutches 1.00

00:31:50.100 like a crutch

00:31:51.640 that would be hard that would be very hard

00:31:53.600 you know Casey our guest from

00:31:55.160 next week

00:31:58.020 Casey Neistat next week's guest

00:32:00.400 got a do you know what his time was

00:32:02.340 301 he got 301

00:32:04.380 but his Strava

00:32:06.080 Strava app said that he did

00:32:08.240 better and I told him he should just go

00:32:10.240 buy the Strava app then 1.00

00:32:11.400 we're gonna submit an appeal for that time like uh you know like uh all the boxers do nowadays 0.86

00:32:18.920 you know fuck it just appeal everything you know i'm gonna appeal my time too 0.91

00:32:22.880 but as well yeah but casey killed it man 301 and at his age you know he's out of his physical prime 0.99

00:32:30.000 he had that car accident that like broke his femur as a metal uh rod in his same as me

00:32:35.220 So what's your excuse

00:32:37.260 Casey's putting up personal best 0.97

00:32:39.460 Lifetime best

00:32:40.460 It's just the ankle

00:32:41.380 That's the problem

00:32:42.320 It has so much arthritis in it

00:32:44.500 I gotta get it worked on

00:32:46.240 Do you guys ever struggle with noise

00:32:49.360 At all like sounds

00:32:51.180 Keeping you awake

00:32:52.320 Like you talking all the time

00:32:53.640 Yes or just any kind of sound like that

00:32:55.980 On airplanes like that type of stuff

00:32:57.840 I put on white noise or stuff to go to sleep

00:33:00.480 But what if the noise is

00:33:02.920 So loud

00:33:04.180 That white noise doesn't even cancel it out

00:33:07.220 Like for example if you're in a hotel room

00:33:09.080 And there's something going on

00:33:11.080 In the room next door

00:33:11.880 Noise cancelling airpods playing the white noise

00:33:13.960 I was in that spot at 3am last night

00:33:17.340 As I told you earlier

00:33:18.220 This morning at 7.30am

00:33:21.040 There was a

00:33:22.700 Kid in the room next to me

00:33:25.160 Who wouldn't stop screaming out the window

00:33:27.660 This is New York

00:33:31.160 Concrete chocolate

00:33:33.100 Where dreams are made of 1.00

00:33:35.980 Bro 0.99

00:33:37.180 Every five fucking minutes 1.00

00:33:39.420 I could not drown it out 0.99

00:33:41.700 And all

00:33:42.500 And I wanted to

00:33:44.080 I have multiple times

00:33:45.580 Either gone up to a person's door

00:33:47.120 Because I get very angry

00:33:48.080 I get very angry

00:33:48.940 I get angry at babies on planes

00:33:50.320 I address these issues 0.99

00:33:51.360 I address them

00:33:52.320 You address the baby?

00:33:53.100 I have, yes

00:33:53.880 You've addressed the baby

00:33:54.700 Yes, it didn't work

00:33:55.800 I don't think he was able to understand

00:33:56.980 What I was saying

00:33:57.480 But I usually go to the door

00:33:59.500 Or I smash on the wall

00:34:00.620 yo yo cut it out cut it out and this morning you know i've been doing the magnets on my brain

00:34:08.320 yeah it's been uh altering the way i think about things i'd be going down to these rabbit holes

00:34:13.740 remember when i asked you about camping in the woods by yourself yeah on the last episode well

00:34:17.840 when that was happening today i my next thought was well what if i bang on the wall and find out

00:34:24.760 that the kid's autistic you know what i'm saying like what if like what if the parents are like

00:34:28.600 And that would happen. 1.00

00:34:29.840 My son's fucking autistic, bro. 1.00

00:34:31.560 He's trying to shoot a TikTok. 1.00

00:34:34.320 You know what I'm saying? 0.94

00:34:35.220 An autistic TikTok video right now to send out to his friends.

00:34:38.620 So I didn't do it, but I laid there.

00:34:41.340 And then I...

00:34:42.640 Oh, that's a clip right there for TikTok. 0.99

00:34:45.720 I saw the boogers shoot out onto the mic. 1.00

00:34:48.920 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:34:50.400 That's the highlight of the episode right there. 0.99

00:34:52.060 I don't even want to finish the story.

00:34:53.880 If you're listening to audio, switch over.

00:34:55.540 No, no one's listening to audio.

00:34:56.920 It's only a video audience, bro.

00:34:58.600 Like

00:34:59.560 How bad was it?

00:35:01.320 I don't have a cold

00:35:02.260 I'm sick

00:35:02.860 I'm sick 0.98

00:35:04.020 You're sick 0.95

00:35:05.240 And I'm sitting next to you? 0.99

00:35:06.660 So embarrassing 0.99

00:35:07.540 Shut up 0.99

00:35:08.300 I'm the U.S. champ, bro 1.00

00:35:09.480 Respect me 1.00

00:35:11.100 Motherfucker 1.00

00:35:12.500 I will frog blast the shit out of you 1.00

00:35:14.200 Yeah 1.00

00:35:14.660 Damn 0.99

00:35:16.320 Back to back embarrassment 1.00

00:35:17.920 The snot rocking

00:35:19.160 And then he got pumped

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00:37:00.960 and host of Scam Goddess Podcast,

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00:37:14.080 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:37:15.260 What?

00:37:15.720 I could talk to you for an hour.

00:37:17.120 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:37:19.280 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

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00:37:31.940 Call your grandparents.

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00:37:40.080 If there's a scam, I'm here to protect you.

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00:38:11.580 Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.

00:38:14.500 What I try to do is faux journal.

00:38:17.620 I don't know.

00:38:17.980 Have you guys heard of faux journaling?

00:38:19.300 Yeah, it's reading.

00:38:20.180 It's called reading.

00:38:20.800 So we don't like to use that word anymore.

00:38:23.780 Okay.

00:38:24.080 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.

00:38:26.040 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class yet?

00:38:28.900 No!

00:38:29.660 I've been dying to.

00:38:31.720 I'm so sorry.

00:38:32.560 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audra McDonald at the Wonderland

00:38:38.360 Bookstore on 14th.

00:38:39.440 That's crazy.

00:38:39.860 I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero

00:38:43.780 Dark Thirty.

00:38:44.520 No way.

00:38:45.600 We'll have to come to the last bookstore, though.

00:38:47.400 Kim Cattrall is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday.

00:38:52.420 A panel of Eurovision participants.

00:38:54.520 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

00:38:56.780 Does the Pope dress up?

00:38:58.100 He winks on Halloween.

00:39:00.380 He gets right up next to the microphone.

00:39:02.080 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

00:39:05.200 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.

00:39:10.580 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists on the iHeartRadio app,

00:39:14.200 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:39:16.900 Just cut that part out

00:39:18.780 No, Mike, stand up for yourself

00:39:21.760 I don't want to stand up right now

00:39:23.200 Because he can't stand up because of his ankles

00:39:24.660 It's not that, I'm tired

00:39:26.760 And the reason is, is because of this kid

00:39:29.580 So was he autistic?

00:39:34.280 No, no, I kept going down this rabbit hole

00:39:36.740 A thought popped into my head

00:39:38.760 What if I'm autistic?

00:39:44.220 No, I'm not

00:39:44.740 No, I'm not

00:39:45.920 All right, let's cut to an apology right now.

00:39:48.140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen.

00:39:50.240 We made a terrible lapse of judgment.

00:39:52.320 What was it, Logan?

00:39:53.140 What did you say?

00:39:53.960 Moment, moment.

00:39:57.080 Just do it, bro.

00:39:58.660 I can write it for you, Mike.

00:40:00.500 Momentary lapse of judgment.

00:40:02.000 Severe and continuous.

00:40:03.640 I'll write it for you, Mike.

00:40:05.100 And it got me thinking even further to a time when I was in school as a kid

00:40:09.880 because nowadays, you know how there's that show Love on the Spectrum

00:40:14.460 and they have that spectrum of people.

00:40:15.900 fantastic show and they have that like spectrum of autism i was such a interruptive kid that i'm

00:40:23.960 positive if i grew up in like the 2000s they would have been like yo your son is autistic bro because

00:40:31.620 i couldn't sit still i would just have outbursts in class like like they'd ask me for the answer 0.99

00:40:36.580 of a math question i'd be like unicorn you know what i'm saying like just do dumb shit i'd have 0.98

00:40:40.500 outbursts right so then you started singing out the window you should have joined no then i started 0.99

00:40:49.060 thinking even deeper i was really getting into my head because when i was when i was in fourth

00:40:54.140 grade they put me into the gifted program for highly intelligent individuals and i would have

00:40:59.560 to go to an after-school program and i i came to a conclusion what if my teachers and my parents

00:41:06.780 were lying to me and i was not going to an enrichment program for gifted students

00:41:12.120 but i was simply going to a class for autistic kids

00:41:18.060 it's entirely possible i will say autistic kids are often gifted they go hand in hand oftentimes

00:41:26.200 gotta be yeah i'm sorry the magnets they're working in certain ways but other times maybe not

00:41:32.240 mm-hmm maybe that's a scam those are you getting scammed what's what are they connecting to those

00:41:40.640 magnets like i have metal plates all on the side of my face if i get those magnets no rip it would

00:41:45.800 rip the mat you can't you wouldn't be able to do it no so basically it's shooting the the magnets

00:41:51.300 into the neurotransmitters that produce like feel-good chemicals dopamine and serotonin and

00:41:58.200 it's it's like reinvigorating those nerve endings and so they did a test when i first went to see

00:42:05.140 like how much they had to use they do like a motor threshold test where they put a magnet in

00:42:09.760 in my if my hand moves that's like the motor threshold and they retested it last week and

00:42:14.020 that threshold had gone down so they said they said that means that they're working because it

00:42:18.860 takes less ventilation it's a scam he said that you're doing good you're gonna be fine you're

00:42:24.800 doing great let's go back to the marathon just count me out maybe for a couple plays look new

00:42:29.340 york city marathon um best experience of my life i'm gonna do it again next year you should do it

00:42:35.180 logan uh it's on my bucket list to do to do well it to run a half marathon i don't know about a

00:42:41.200 full marathon those are the perfect distance because i was flying for the first half marathon

00:42:46.240 seven minute miles the whole way like i was on track to smoke all my competition insane and then

00:42:52.040 17 miles in i hit a wall like not literally i just like i'm like i'm like holy shit i'm gonna 0.59

00:42:57.820 pass out here and now it's like do i want to finish fast and risk like falling down and getting

00:43:02.580 all cut up and have to get ambulanced off or something i don't finish the race like how

00:43:06.640 embarrassing that would be uh you know so like i just i was like all right i got to take a second

00:43:10.260 to walk and of course the second i i stopped to walk i see fans with signs and i'm just like 0.77

00:43:16.380 this is the worst like i'm just letting these people down i talk all this shit about running 0.68

00:43:20.820 i do this is what i do you know i'm supposed to be able to just power through this but i'm a human 0.63

00:43:26.000 you know i had my airpods on as soon as i stopped to walk i take them off jeff jeff and they're just 0.57

00:43:30.200 looking at me like what the fuck oh man they saw you quit yeah but then i but they give you that 0.66

00:43:35.380 motivation out there you know like they make you give it everything you got and more like i'm spent 0.98

00:43:40.480 i feel like i'm gonna die i get on the phone i call my mom mid-race what and she's like jeffrey

00:43:45.100 what are you doing aren't you in the race and like ma i think i'm gonna die and just people

00:43:49.940 screaming for you they cheer you on and it just gets you going it's crazy how people just come

00:43:55.320 together and support each other like if you're running next to me and you're struggling and I

00:44:00.920 don't even know you like I'm gonna try and you know help you out yeah push you I like

00:44:05.860 I've been going to Barry's boot camp for real yeah I do I like it it's I didn't expect I like

00:44:11.920 like Barry's is this a Nina thing she she was like yo do you want to try this this class it's

00:44:16.460 like 45 minutes in and out yeah all right like she's like this is what you do in new york city

00:44:20.720 i could just imagine logan like with this belt and he's struggling to like to like like he

00:44:26.400 you know his cardio he just can't get something done and there's like this old lady like you got

00:44:30.940 this that's what happens we're all there to support each other the light's red the music's

00:44:36.520 busting like it's it's a good environment like people around you working out and also struggling

00:44:42.320 is inspiring yeah and what are you doing what is what is at barry's boot camp what do you do there

00:44:47.940 they need they didn't pay me some money barry's you owe me or at least give me like a lifetime

00:44:51.560 give me a give me a it's like a hit workout like high intensity burpees yeah you go you go from

00:44:56.480 the group goes to the from the floor to the treadmill and then they swap so then you you do

00:45:01.120 run you do run and then you can't you wouldn't be able to do it i could make a couple seconds

00:45:05.920 it's not a couple seconds though it's it's like a 45 minute quick it's good but i i i like the

00:45:11.640 i like the environment it's for that reason people cheering me on my my thing with marathons that i

00:45:17.880 think would be difficult would be the sheer amount of miles there are i've i've only ever ran eight

00:45:24.180 miles in a row that's the furthest eminem yeah you only get one shot yeah right um

00:45:31.420 eight mile eight mile uh as soon as i hit mile eight too i put on that soundtrack 0.81

00:45:38.860 really it was bad though because then i just started fucking sprinting i got all fired up 0.86

00:45:43.260 it's not good for that's why you had to walk at 17 but see if i hit mile 17 and i started walking 0.94

00:45:49.120 because this is hard you still have nine miles to go that's that's the worst math i've ever run

00:45:54.980 like that sucks dude yeah if it's like you're at like mile 20 and it's like six to go or like 0.70

00:46:00.520 whatever just when it's 17 and you're like all right i'm at 17 almost there wait 9.2 more that 0.99

00:46:07.000 fuck where does the wall usually happen like what's the average around 17 usually everybody 0.99

00:46:11.940 hits it around there you know yeah yeah that's where it happened but you know fucking the rest 0.99

00:46:17.420 of it i just zoned out i don't even know where i was at i don't know what like because you go from 0.89

00:46:21.600 you go through each borough it starts in staten island just like my life you know you go over the

00:46:26.380 verazano bridge and then you're in brooklyn and it's quiet on the bridge and then you get off and

00:46:31.300 it's just everybody you hear the crowd roar and just like rumbling and yeah it's just like each 0.91

00:46:36.820 borough you see new people and they're like welcome to the fucking bronx you know sick but i didn't 0.73

00:46:41.880 know where i was at i was just like it ends in central park oh nice you see uh speaking of new 0.93

00:46:48.800 yorkers and just like that new york energy you see tracks new york city call out one of our prime

00:46:55.140 employees mad zucco oh yeah yeah i see the video did you watch it no yo can you can you explain it

00:47:02.620 me mad zucco the most like docile nice the hard-working prime employee like this guy comes

00:47:11.640 with us on all our trips sets up all our activations and stuff he's a great guy he's a

00:47:15.620 great teammate great employee he's awesome uh pissed off this dude tracks nyc who i believe

00:47:21.140 is like a famous jeweler here in new york uh he he does tiktok content he's the guy who oh he hands

00:47:27.120 out the gold hands out like yeah yeah he does cool content and he makes a lot of our stuff he

00:47:32.040 makes the prime chains he does a great job i think he was in uncut gems was he yeah was he

00:47:37.180 yeah they got a lot of real jewelers to be oh that's awesome oh that's cool but uh yeah he 0.97

00:47:42.720 made a tiktok video like he's like this motherfucker matt i made this gold bar for him 0.96

00:47:48.460 because we're doing our prime activation with the the gold prime the five hundred thousand dollar 0.99

00:47:52.260 gold prime which he made and he's like matt told me to go fuck myself and sent me to the back of 1.00

00:47:57.440 the line i'm getting jumped on so matt come pick up your fucking gold motherfucker i'm like yo 1.00

00:48:03.040 what what how what kind of miscommunication happened here where he went full new york on 1.00

00:48:08.540 the most calm dude you could meet but it got like this video's got like three four million views

00:48:15.220 matt's getting harassed on his linkedin his life's over because the tracks they yeah the fans found

00:48:21.220 him dude and uh he got this brick of gold because to do the test to melt the gold bottle

00:48:29.480 it comes in this weird shape like when the when the gold is dissolved in the vat of acid it's

00:48:35.760 like it's like gone you have to do like reverse osmosis to get it back uh for those of you don't

00:48:41.840 know what i'm talking about uh the golden prime if no one um gets it and solves this code for this

00:48:47.460 pop-up shop that we have in new york and london by the end of 48 hours the gold will be dissolved

00:48:52.360 like truly dissolved and so uh yeah there's some sort of miscommunication wait so it's actually

00:48:58.500 gone the acid you can't bring that gold back as far as i know this is what mark rober said who

00:49:04.180 built it you can bring it back but it's a very expensive process that costs just as much as the

00:49:09.860 gold so you essentially net zero you you have gold but you just spent a million what's the update has

00:49:14.740 anybody won the bottle? No one's won the

00:49:16.720 bottle. The contest will be over in

00:49:18.480 less than 24 hours.

00:49:20.820 Someone will maybe have won. Maybe

00:49:22.620 the bottle will be dissolved.

00:49:24.800 We'll see. But yeah, it's

00:49:26.540 for the billionth

00:49:28.500 prime bottle, which is crazy. That's so much

00:49:30.600 prime. We already clapped

00:49:32.680 twice on the episode today. Usually

00:49:34.540 I would clap for that because you won

00:49:36.620 the championship and Jeff won the

00:49:38.660 marathon. We can clap for it. Prime just sold

00:49:40.540 the billionth bottle.

00:49:42.680 As seen on Forbes and Bloomberg

00:49:44.720 and other

00:49:45.800 dude dude dude

00:49:47.040 I was on

00:49:47.660 I was on

00:49:48.580 I did some traditional media

00:49:50.500 that's part of the reason

00:49:51.260 we're here

00:49:51.760 in New York

00:49:52.820 some mainstream media

00:49:54.340 you know

00:49:54.780 and I'm always

00:49:55.460 hesitant to do

00:49:57.020 mainstream media

00:49:57.540 because

00:49:57.720 they like to

00:49:59.780 take stuff out of context

00:50:01.160 they like to paint you

00:50:02.460 in a negative light

00:50:03.040 I did Good Morning America

00:50:04.380 and

00:50:05.380 they actually

00:50:06.260 they did us justice

00:50:07.560 they told our story

00:50:08.460 and of course

00:50:09.540 she asked me about

00:50:10.800 marketing to children

00:50:12.340 she said

00:50:12.920 she's like

00:50:13.640 you know

00:50:13.800 what do you have to say 0.97

00:50:14.280 about marketing to children i'm like children damn what is there to say about it well that's 0.72

00:50:19.560 that's you know chuck schumer's claim right he's like you know they're targeting kids and so so we 0.95

00:50:25.100 we is that is that bad to target kids for an energy drink yeah oh yeah for an energy drink

00:50:31.860 for sure yeah oh oh so she was talking specifically about that she was talking about the hydration

00:50:36.000 prime energy no but they often conflate the two which is why i've continually harped on and this

00:50:40.800 is this is point a you got to make the distinction between the two products i don't know how to tell

00:50:45.600 you this i'll say it again a thousand times i'm broke a record one's in a can it says energy it's

00:50:49.480 18 plus it's marketed that way one's in a bottle it's hydration it's available for all ages that's

00:50:53.580 just how it is if you're just drinking random stuff you're putting it in your body not reading

00:50:57.420 energy drink on it or 18 plus on it like i don't know if it's a parenting thing i don't know what

00:51:02.320 it is but but that's that that's the claim right and she asked it on good morning america it's a

00:51:05.760 fair question chuck schumer brought it up he made it a whole nationwide headline thing and uh

00:51:10.740 so i so i gave her i came with data that's the thing because you can say marketing the kids but

00:51:15.260 let's let's break it down receipts came with receipts marketing the kids okay where do we

00:51:20.140 market social media social media creators social media first brand that's where we market our

00:51:24.360 product primarily i'd say 95 of the time so what are the demographics we can look we have those

00:51:31.680 answers what are the analytics 90 of my audience is above the age of 18 93 of prime's audience on

00:51:38.160 the instagram page is above the age of 18 so not only is saying marketing to children simply untrue

00:51:44.820 based on the product or the platform where we market our product we also put 18 plus disclaimers

00:51:51.060 on prime energy so i uh the clip went on twitter and this dude this dude rob commented back and

00:52:02.060 i don't know why i engaged with this guy or like anyone on social media mistake number one yeah

00:52:07.800 but like but like i'm hoping that i'm hoping that maybe maybe one of these guys would be like 0.97

00:52:13.820 you know what i am i am a fucking idiot nope not gonna happen now i now i realized that 0.97

00:52:19.780 he said he responded to it he said how many kids under 18 can sign up for instagram instagram 1.00

00:52:24.880 restricts it to 13 and over i can tell you that my elementary school child and her school all

00:52:28.840 talk about your drink so going off of instagram tells half the story i responded my bad we've

00:52:35.980 been accused of marketing to children if i just showed you that 90 of my audience is 18 plus on

00:52:41.300 the platform where we market our product please enlighten me what half of the story am i missing

00:52:45.040 rob my point is that the product is beyond an instagram platform i know kids ages as young as

00:52:51.280 10 are asking to have prime to say 90 of your demographic is 18 and above isn't correct do a

00:52:56.200 basic youtube search well yeah also but i just showed you that i just showed you rob you people

00:53:01.800 say like they could be lying about their age on uh youtube and instagram that's like the common

00:53:07.720 that's like the common like come back to this we can only do so much oh yeah for sure you know

00:53:12.840 what i'm saying like there's there's there's gonna be something to be said about everything

00:53:15.940 but as a brand have you ever tried like not caring it's tough when you have like dude like

00:53:24.520 i don't know it's crazy to me i guess for the rest of the prime team but like for you

00:53:29.640 You know by now

00:53:31.260 That if you

00:53:31.900 Like Mr. Beast

00:53:32.840 Go build

00:53:34.420 1600 wells in Africa

00:53:37.000 Oh my god 1.00

00:53:37.480 To make sure that kids there 0.78

00:53:39.040 Have water

00:53:39.620 Or whatever the number was

00:53:40.660 That someone's gonna 0.99

00:53:41.840 Yeah that was fucked up 0.99

00:53:42.860 That someone's gonna 1.00

00:53:43.660 That was fucked up 0.99

00:53:44.580 No that's what I'm saying 1.00

00:53:45.360 How dare he

00:53:46.040 No his problem

00:53:47.420 His mistake was 1.00

00:53:48.240 He did it well white 1.00

00:53:49.180 That was what he got cancelled for 0.99

00:53:50.880 He was too 1.00

00:53:51.420 He was too white 1.00

00:53:52.360 To solve the problem 0.99

00:53:53.280 That was literally

00:53:54.120 That's insane

00:53:54.960 That's what the pushback was

00:53:56.200 They said what 0.99

00:53:57.360 You think we need a white person 0.92

00:53:59.000 Like 0.56

00:53:59.480 have you not figured out by now that it does not matter what you do you could you could stop every

00:54:05.500 conflict you could fix every problem you can cure cancer and you will always be the worst person

00:54:12.000 on the planet and the sucky part about that just to be completely frank with with you is 0.98

00:54:16.800 i'm just the worst person on the planet's friend i don't even get any fucking money bro you know 0.95

00:54:23.280 what i'm saying like how do you think i fucking feel they call turn to me they're like your best 1.00

00:54:27.160 friend fucking markets this fucking 1.00

00:54:29.240 poison to children. 1.00

00:54:31.080 I'm like, bro, what do you fucking tell him? 0.99

00:54:33.580 No, but even that 1.00

00:54:34.980 thesis is fucking 0.99

00:54:37.420 crazy. Poison? 1.00

00:54:38.920 It's not just

00:54:41.080 it's tasty. It's a better for you

00:54:43.220 product. That's why we made it.

00:54:45.140 Go drink a Gatorade.

00:54:47.200 Yeah, go ahead. Consume 36

00:54:49.080 I can't allow you to do that. Yeah, drink a Celsius.

00:54:50.740 No, no, no. I want you to

00:54:52.380 shrink your dick down. Go drink 1.00

00:54:54.520 36 grams of sugar, more than three

00:54:56.780 Krispy Kreme donuts in one setting

00:54:58.840 and what like a hundred plus calories

00:55:00.860 like it's it's crazy it's archaic we

00:55:02.780 made it we made a product that is legitimately better

00:55:04.700 for you and fills an important niche in

00:55:06.700 the market that that for whatever

00:55:08.860 reason just hadn't been

00:55:09.940 disrupted properly

00:55:11.520 but sorry I lost 0.97

00:55:14.780 my train of thought um you're the worst person 0.97

00:55:16.740 ever oh oh oh yeah 0.98

00:55:18.760 yeah worst person ever

00:55:20.560 no yeah and a good morning America

00:55:22.520 they said that no we had it we had a 20

00:55:24.720 minute interview with this girl Eva was her name

00:55:26.560 and you know they only used of course 20 seconds of it and in the final thing we had a great

00:55:31.900 conversation this girl's very sweet and she asked me she's like sitting there and talking with me

00:55:35.400 she's like you know like a lot of people hate you i'm like yeah you know i hate myself sometimes

00:55:42.500 uh but one thing i one thing i didn't push back and and maybe i should have is while that's true

00:55:51.760 There's also

00:55:53.120 An overwhelming amount of positivity

00:55:55.900 And love

00:55:56.380 Where are you seeing this

00:56:01.100 I only see

00:56:04.660 A bunch of hate

00:56:06.640 Alright I got a question

00:56:10.300 I got a question

00:56:10.860 The WWE changed everything

00:56:14.240 What do you mean

00:56:14.860 The WWE people love you bro

00:56:17.660 Like heavy

00:56:18.720 No no sorry I was kidding about this

00:56:20.680 There are some people that obviously someone likes you, bro.

00:56:22.720 Of course, they do.

00:56:23.060 Michael, I'm the U.S. champ.

00:56:24.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:24.620 I'm the U.S. champ.

00:56:25.880 I won Ferris Square.

00:56:27.300 Sorry, I just woke up.

00:56:28.420 I didn't even know we were doing the show until like two minutes ago, bro.

00:56:30.940 I was asleep at the wheel. 1.00

00:56:32.260 That shit is crazy, bro. 1.00

00:56:34.560 Like, actually, I really want to say that quickly. 1.00

00:56:37.240 Like, the WWE shit is like awesome. 0.99

00:56:41.520 I don't need you to gas me up. 0.99

00:56:43.040 I like the better we talk shit about. 1.00

00:56:44.380 Meat rider. 1.00

00:56:45.420 Fucking dick rider. 1.00

00:56:47.220 Nah, but your sister messaged me, and she said something to me. 1.00

00:56:50.340 that made me open my eyes because i think by i think by by addressing or like paying attention

00:56:56.460 to or even giving the oh a lot of people hate you any merit is is doing a discredit to people who

00:57:03.160 like what i do and people who listen to the show people who are inspired or entertained or decide

00:57:09.300 to pursue uh their dream because they saw me do it like there's a lot of love there is a lot of

00:57:14.620 positivity i cares about that i never get the hate in real life ever because social media is not real

00:57:20.320 life and your sister messaged me she's like how can she how can this be true how can you

00:57:26.760 have 90 million followers plus and have a multi-billion dollar hydration company if everyone

00:57:32.580 hates you maybe is that math does that does that make sense maybe they're drinking it because they

00:57:37.900 hate you you ever think about that before like have you ever seen someone angrily drink prime 1.00

00:57:45.400 i bet you they do it like what if somebody's like fuck this kid do this bullshit better for 1.00

00:57:49.880 you beverage a billion bottles well you know what i'll be a billion and one to eat that asshole and 1.00

00:57:55.520 they chug it and fucking piss all over the floor in the kitchen now there's you know what you know 1.00

00:58:01.020 what all jokes aside there are so many more worse people on the internet than you logan 0.99

00:58:06.020 especially right now you know you've just been in this game too long no no but jeff 0.99

00:58:10.920 you're still putting me in a bucket of like evil scumbag we have like rap sheets of felonies 0.99

00:58:18.920 You're the bad guy 0.99

00:58:20.400 Mine were expunged 0.54

00:58:23.640 Nah cause

00:58:25.160 I'm gonna sit here I'm gonna say what have I done

00:58:27.920 And people are gonna comment below

00:58:29.520 Who bought into some false narrative

00:58:32.100 That some clickbaiting

00:58:33.560 Misleading biased YouTuber convinced you

00:58:36.140 Was true and

00:58:37.660 The one thing that I think I have on my side

00:58:39.940 Is the truth and the truth will always

00:58:42.060 Prevail I really believe that

00:58:44.000 You're a bill who gives a 1.00

00:58:46.220 Fuck dude who cares 1.00

00:58:47.820 I'm just saying 1.00

00:58:48.420 You're the US champ

00:58:49.380 Yeah I am

00:58:50.620 Not to gas you up

00:58:52.380 Because at the end of the day

00:58:53.320 Keep in mind

00:58:53.960 I don't have the belt

00:58:54.760 I don't have the money

00:58:55.600 I'm just 0.86

00:58:56.060 I'm the shitty person's best friend

00:58:57.980 So I'm not trying to do anything here 0.82

00:58:59.800 You know what I don't like? 1.00

00:59:01.500 That women have a bargaining tool 1.00

00:59:03.720 And a negotiating chip 1.00

00:59:05.280 That we don't

00:59:05.960 Nipples

00:59:06.400 Close 1.00

00:59:07.600 The vagina 1.00

00:59:09.260 Yeah 1.00

00:59:09.740 They could wiggle their way

00:59:11.580 Out of any scenario bro

00:59:13.280 Like

00:59:14.100 I'm sure you've been

00:59:15.680 In a situation like this before

00:59:17.100 Oh, this is Velcro?

00:59:18.940 I always thought it clicked in.

00:59:20.700 Do you have some sort of problem?

00:59:24.420 Like an actual issue? 0.99

00:59:25.620 I just want to blast somebody in the head with it, you know? 0.98

00:59:27.860 I'm gonna, for sure. 0.99

00:59:29.040 I put my junk all over that.

00:59:30.560 Oh, yeah, here. 0.97

00:59:31.540 Wait, does someone else win that after you?

00:59:33.780 Like, I know they win it after you, but...

00:59:35.500 I don't know if I can help it, brother.

00:59:39.360 What is the future for the US champ?

00:59:41.060 What's the future for the US champ?

00:59:42.160 Yeah.

00:59:43.400 I don't see my title rant ending here.

00:59:47.100 I'm

00:59:48.920 Yeah

00:59:52.100 Wait what were you saying 1.00

00:59:54.600 You saying girls can wiggle their 1.00

00:59:56.620 Yeah I just think 1.00

00:59:58.400 I just think that's unfair bro

01:00:00.140 Like I get in a huge fight

01:00:01.760 With my girlfriend and I'm like

01:00:04.500 I'll go to bed like dude I got a full

01:00:06.760 Game plan for the next morning dude

01:00:08.400 I'm gonna approach her I'm gonna say X Y and Z 0.98

01:00:10.860 I'm gonna fucking handle this 1.00

01:00:12.900 Shit bro she's not gonna be doing this shit no more 1.00

01:00:14.860 And you wake up and you just look over 1.00

01:00:17.060 and then all of a sudden you know you start to feel a little tingling you know and all that

01:00:24.560 argument all that stuff just goes right out the window you forget about all the bad stuff 0.98

01:00:28.220 men are men are fucking slaves bro to that you really got to be a big a big man a big shot to 1.00

01:00:37.300 be able to overlook the power of the pussy bro do you guys ever fall victim to it it's called 1.00

01:00:43.540 mastery you know it's mastery i thought you're gonna say masturbation that's it that is a good 1.00

01:00:48.520 way to get around it you know if you're really thinking like fuck i gotta do this shit you know 0.99

01:00:53.320 just go to your call you know uh you're actually right i noticed uh back in my single life if i 1.00

01:00:59.820 wanted to really focus and zone in on my game and myself and that hustle just whack off whack off

01:01:05.400 all the time what if that's a sin um it is it possible to ask for forgiveness for committing

01:01:14.460 that particular sin 100 and what does that sound like i'm just curious i'd like to confess

01:01:21.780 for my sins one of those is

01:01:24.360 masturbating it's kind of a weird conversation to have with god you know what i'm saying that's

01:01:31.680 why i'm asking i'm well also it's kind of a strange scenario too because i'm not sure like

01:01:38.060 i've asked many people about this there's no real like bible verse that deals directly with like

01:01:42.660 self-pleasure like i once asked our christian expert friend

01:01:48.900 george about this and he told me that it's not a sin as long as you're not lusting while you're

01:01:56.480 doing it so basically you have to be thinking about like household items

01:01:59.620 does that make sense like you can't be thinking about pork in your neighbor

01:02:05.680 you know what i'm saying you have to really just think about just like maybe just white noise or 0.90

01:02:13.940 like space you know what i'm saying if you can do because there's no direct that sucks i know

01:02:20.080 it's really hard so then when he told me that because i really i have uh like moral ocd where 0.83

01:02:28.060 i feel like i'm doing something wrong a lot and so like i wanted to try to jerk off while thinking

01:02:33.080 about like a ladder tough and it didn't work bro you know have you ever played with a slinky before 0.99

01:02:46.300 that you can jerk off that slinky no because that's in your penis it becomes one bro and 0.99

01:02:54.140 then you had me at the top of the stairs like i wonder if it'll go to the bottom you know what 1.00

01:02:57.740 saying dude i don't know just like i said the magnets i got an excuse bro y'all just do the 1.00

01:03:02.820 show y'all just do the show bro leave me the fuck alone unless you want to abuse me assault me 0.99

01:03:07.620 verbally accost me then turn to me make fun of me and go back to your conversation your sister 1.00

01:03:12.760 messaged me too don't you ever bring up my sister don't you ever bring up my sister you scum fuck 1.00

01:03:19.000 nah she didn't i was gonna make something up but your hair is just it's no good right now it's 1.00

01:03:24.940 great crazy it's so high you have the highest hair i gave away my hair products so there's like

01:03:30.140 just residue in there right now old old residue just getting higher yeah it's the running you

01:03:38.400 know where's that pdf what else what's going on in the news you know it's all lame i was asking

01:03:45.460 nina beforehand i'm like give me some like pop culture current event she's like okay um travis

01:03:50.360 Kelsey and Taylor Swift

01:03:52.400 Went to a restaurant

01:03:54.680 I was like cool

01:03:55.360 She's like Harry Styles shaved his hair

01:03:57.220 Did he? 1.00

01:03:58.280 Oh damn 0.99

01:03:59.040 See I passed on that 0.99

01:04:00.840 I didn't think anything of that

01:04:01.980 That's a big deal

01:04:03.020 Is it?

01:04:03.660 Yeah 1.00

01:04:03.960 I mean Buzz cuts her in 0.95

01:04:05.660 Well we ain't getting no help 1.00

01:04:07.160 From our fucking producer 0.99

01:04:08.140 I'll tell you that much 1.00

01:04:09.140 Nah fuck your cheating thing 1.00

01:04:11.560 Who's cheating? 1.00

01:04:11.800 Thompson said after he cheated on Chloe 1.00

01:04:13.660 He felt like shit 0.99

01:04:14.380 Oh that was very funny 0.99

01:04:16.040 Oh that was funny

01:04:17.000 No and the way he said it was

01:04:19.020 The way he said it

01:04:20.040 Dylan, thank you for that.

01:04:20.980 But I will say, I will say that was a good input.

01:04:23.640 It's not on the PDF.

01:04:25.300 Do we have a PDF?

01:04:25.880 Well, yes, we do have a PDF.

01:04:27.060 I don't get it.

01:04:27.260 Can I tell you what the majority of the PDF is?

01:04:29.300 Just the Grammy nominees listed.

01:04:31.560 There's no, there's no, no, Kant.

01:04:33.540 I see it, Dylan.

01:04:34.500 I see it.

01:04:35.080 But what I'm saying is Grammy nominations are announced.

01:04:38.100 Coco Jones and Gracie Abrams.

01:04:40.120 Oh, the whole thing is just Grammy nomads.

01:04:41.680 Look, look.

01:04:43.540 It's just best record of the year, album of the year.

01:04:46.360 I'm kidding.

01:04:46.820 Dylan, I'm kidding. 1.00

01:04:47.720 But also, what the fuck, bro? 1.00

01:04:49.180 Okay, okay. 1.00

01:04:50.040 Tristan Thompson on cheating

01:04:52.060 This actually was

01:04:53.120 This is funny

01:04:53.880 He just said when I cheat

01:04:57.420 I feel disgusted the next day

01:04:59.420 He like he said it

01:05:01.620 Like uh contextually to like

01:05:03.720 A pattern like he you know

01:05:05.620 Do whatever I cheat I feel gross the next day

01:05:08.120 He talked about it the way I talk about

01:05:11.380 Taco Bell when I sit on the toilet

01:05:12.860 After I ate it the night before

01:05:14.520 And you're gonna do it again

01:05:15.800 You're gonna do it again

01:05:16.520 You know what I'm saying

01:05:19.000 Just absolutely no learning, no takeaway.

01:05:24.140 Yeah, no, I'm going to get there.

01:05:27.480 I don't have to ask him, though, that's the thing.

01:05:29.900 There's a question here, have you ever cheated or been cheated on?

01:05:33.040 Let me say this. 0.99

01:05:35.460 If I have, why would I say it on this fucking show? 1.00

01:05:38.940 The reason I asked you as a yes man and a fucking LP meat ride dick sucker 1.00

01:05:46.720 Is because I know that you never have 1.00

01:05:49.060 So you're supposed to answer that

01:05:50.500 I know but I'm saying it's crazy that it's on the PDF

01:05:53.460 Because who on this show

01:05:55.160 Would be like I have cheated

01:05:56.600 Unless you're Sophia Franklin

01:05:57.960 Have you cheated before

01:06:00.020 Nah but there was one time

01:06:03.160 In Columbia but it don't really count

01:06:05.060 Oh was it paid

01:06:06.400 It doesn't count 1.00

01:06:07.560 No I didn't get a prostitute 0.76

01:06:10.800 No it was just like 0.99

01:06:12.160 Farm hand 0.64

01:06:13.820 It was like a Penelope Cruz type of

01:06:16.680 looking you know girl and i'm a big fan of that movie blow so i felt like i was boston george

01:06:21.820 oh so you weren't so you weren't you when you did i was like in character yeah i was living in a

01:06:26.520 movie you know i've not cheated i've not cheated i don't plan on cheating no no but i've been 0.57

01:06:33.580 cheated on i've been cheated i've been cheated on it's shitty it's shitty i you know what though

01:06:37.800 it wasn't a physical cheating it was uh it was like an emotional texting thing uh that sounds 0.93

01:06:44.500 Like something a liberal would say

01:06:45.900 No no no

01:06:49.520 You got text cheated on 0.99

01:06:51.240 Yeah she was like setting up trips

01:06:54.520 With like these guys in Dubai

01:06:55.640 Who are like send me a passport

01:06:57.100 Will you have fun and money 1.00

01:06:58.560 But she's dating me

01:07:01.900 I'm kidding bro

01:07:02.640 She was texting Zayn Malik

01:07:05.300 Yeah but she didn't do it

01:07:06.500 She was sick

01:07:08.780 I hear what you're saying 1.00

01:07:11.140 She was like wow thanks for the Z-Pak 1.00

01:07:13.100 That's so great 1.00

01:07:14.000 And then I seen she was texting Zayn Malik

01:07:16.700 And Zayn sent her a Z-Pack

01:07:17.920 She was like, thanks Zayn, no one's ever done this for me before

01:07:20.560 You're such a cutie

01:07:23.000 No way

01:07:25.760 That's cheating

01:07:26.260 Yeah, that part, I didn't know about that part

01:07:28.400 I saw this video on YouTube the other day

01:07:30.520 It's about yachting

01:07:31.840 It's like superstar celebrities

01:07:34.340 That get paid insane amounts of money 0.98

01:07:36.400 So basically everyone's a hooker 0.99

01:07:38.200 In the whole world, everyone's a prostitute 0.99

01:07:40.140 Everybody has a number 0.96

01:07:41.320 yeah and there's like these guys in saudi arabia with oil money that would give you like you know 0.98

01:07:47.880 like a crazy number yeah like how much would it take you to fuck a dude honestly don't say nothing 0.98

01:07:56.600 because there's got to be a number like you it fixes your brain you don't have to do his magnets 0.98

01:08:00.580 anymore and you could like oh not even monetary there's a scientific outcome anything yeah they'd

01:08:06.900 probably pay for how are they gonna facilitate something how would they facilitate something 0.93

01:08:10.400 like that the names i dropped in this video like kylie jenner does it like what she's a billionaire

01:08:15.520 what what does she need you know we've we've heard this before 100 we've heard this before

01:08:19.680 there's a catalog sent via whatsapp and private whatsapp messages with a price tag on some of

01:08:25.880 your favorite actresses models in the world and jeffrey i will tell you this it's fake

01:08:34.740 Is it?

01:08:36.160 Yeah, it's fake

01:08:36.660 It's not real

01:08:37.700 I guess it's

01:08:38.600 It's not real

01:08:39.820 I'm telling you

01:08:42.140 I'm telling you it's not real

01:08:42.820 Some would say that you have a

01:08:45.120 Problem with reality

01:08:47.700 And I would agree with all of those people

01:08:49.240 You think Kylie Jenner

01:08:50.360 I'm one of the people in your comments

01:08:51.620 You think Kylie Jenner 0.98

01:08:53.640 No, no, I didn't say Kylie Jenner is a billionaire

01:08:56.040 Yeah, but he says she's

01:08:56.860 No, I wasn't talking about her

01:08:57.940 No, not his list

01:08:58.800 You know what list 0.99

01:08:59.340 I'm talking about the other one that fucking 0.99

01:09:00.860 Oh, that list could 0.99

01:09:02.040 That's what I'm saying

01:09:02.800 Could be real

01:09:03.100 But there's also people on that list

01:09:04.260 Where it's just not real Mike

01:09:05.580 Everybody's gotta start somewhere

01:09:08.440 That's what it was 1.00

01:09:10.020 These girls are huge now 1.00

01:09:12.660 Yeah where do you think she got the money 1.00

01:09:14.480 To start the lip kit 1.00

01:09:15.740 Can a girl just be successful though 1.00

01:09:18.500 100% we're not saying it

01:09:20.160 I just watched a YouTube video

01:09:22.060 I'm just saying what I saw 0.99

01:09:22.960 No one said we created the fucking 0.99

01:09:26.340 Discord 0.99

01:09:26.900 It was shown to us

01:09:29.300 And someone said some very large stars

01:09:32.600 And by the way, the numbers weren't that high

01:09:34.320 They were relatively affordable

01:09:36.420 Like even potentially a

01:09:38.140 Doctor

01:09:39.700 This whole conversation about 0.98

01:09:41.840 Black market high end prostitution

01:09:44.380 Is a wild thing 1.00

01:09:45.000 I think it's a terrible thing that needs fixing

01:09:46.640 Well maybe you don't have to like go fully 1.00

01:09:49.500 Like fucking have sex with 1.00

01:09:52.200 Some big fat hairy old dude 1.00

01:09:55.440 You know 0.94

01:09:55.900 Maybe you just gotta hang out there or something 0.84

01:09:58.240 And be like naked

01:09:59.480 I don't know what the rules are

01:10:01.420 like something light like that yeah but i feel like everybody's got to have have like some

01:10:05.980 some number you know yeah yeah it's it's a it's a fair conversation this pdf is actually not that

01:10:10.680 bad i i want to i want to i know i don't do this much i am very self-aware i want to take a second

01:10:15.460 to apologize to you no i'm serious this is actually i if i just simply i i really didn't

01:10:20.960 get much sleep i was dealing with some personal stuff and i was over there late personal stuff

01:10:25.920 On Twitter

01:10:28.480 A video went viral

01:10:30.320 Of a woman

01:10:31.900 Giving another group of people behind her 0.98

01:10:35.200 It looks like one other woman behind her 1.00

01:10:37.100 Shit for kicking the back of her seat 1.00

01:10:39.260 Because she had reclined it 1.00

01:10:40.520 And it brought up a massive debate 1.00

01:10:43.120 Over the morals

01:10:45.200 And ethics of the economy class

01:10:47.300 Airplane section 1.00

01:10:48.640 You should bring your girlfriend into this conversation

01:10:50.560 She knows all about them economy seats

01:10:54.980 And when people are or are not allowed to or morally in the right to recline their seat.

01:11:06.520 It's a very interesting conversation.

01:11:08.400 No, it's not.

01:11:09.100 No, it's not.

01:11:09.640 It's not a conversation.

01:11:10.800 There's no conversation.

01:11:12.000 The seats recline.

01:11:12.900 The planes are built for seats to recline.

01:11:14.400 If you have a problem with the person in front of you reclining a seat, you are the problem.

01:11:18.560 Yep.

01:11:18.980 I agree with you.

01:11:19.660 There's no argument.

01:11:20.840 well well if this ever happens to me i don't know how to handle it without getting violent i agree

01:11:27.200 with you mike tyson no i agree with you i feel i feel the same and that was my that was my sentiment

01:11:32.300 on it i i i and and but just know there is a bit of a debate there is a school of people who who

01:11:38.920 believe that in economy you shouldn't put your you shouldn't recline your seat with without without

01:11:44.860 asking first without asking that's interesting now no no it's it's every the way i look at it

01:11:52.600 is when you're in economy everyone in economy suffers together we are there we are there to

01:11:58.960 to like barry's boot camp exactly to work together to get through this flight that's the only goal

01:12:04.460 as a team okay so so as a team if you're telling me that everyone is going to sit at a 90 degree

01:12:12.520 probably even more,

01:12:13.700 an 88-degree angle,

01:12:15.760 like to a point of severe, severe spinal pain

01:12:19.160 where you have to go to Mount Sinai afterwards

01:12:20.880 and get a spinal tap 0.63

01:12:21.400 so that every person could have

01:12:24.000 just another quarter inch of space

01:12:26.400 to work on their laptop.

01:12:27.540 We get it, bro.

01:12:28.560 You're in economy. 0.99

01:12:29.760 It sucks. 1.00

01:12:30.800 It fucking sucks, 1.00

01:12:31.780 especially if you're flying overseas on a red eye 1.00

01:12:34.180 and your knees are stuck in the seat

01:12:36.860 of the person in front of you,

01:12:37.980 regardless of recline,

01:12:39.460 and you're working on your laptop like this. 0.93

01:12:42.520 and you're eating old sandwiches or or or little bags of pretzels yet sucks dude but does it have 0.99

01:12:50.280 to suck even more like you want the person and and this video went completely viral and turned 0.98

01:12:56.620 into this massive debate i i really can't believe that people would expect you not to recline like 0.98

01:13:01.420 there's a button there it's insane put there by the airline saying please and please resource

01:13:08.260 whatever level of enjoyment you could find

01:13:10.280 from this current torture

01:13:12.680 that you have subjected yourself to

01:13:15.940 in this seating arrangement.

01:13:18.360 And now you can't use it 1.00

01:13:19.560 because there's a fucking Karen behind you 1.00

01:13:21.760 that's going to kick your seat all fucking time. 1.00

01:13:23.940 Imagine if all those people had the same attitude 0.99

01:13:26.140 as the people in the marathon.

01:13:27.480 Like you see a person having an anxiety attack

01:13:29.500 about to snap and you're just like,

01:13:31.400 you know, we're almost there.

01:13:33.080 You got this.

01:13:33.840 Like just stick it out a little bit more, you know?

01:13:36.080 but no everybody just wants to kill each other on planes yeah it's always on planes like love

01:13:40.840 thy neighbor just goes out the window everyone's an enemy including the flight attendants i've had

01:13:45.500 some good flight attendants but i gotta say one thing that ticks me off perhaps you gentlemen

01:13:50.560 who are smarter than me can explain this to me why why do we have to stow our tray tables 0.98

01:13:56.200 and put our seats in the upright position when we land no no no i don't because what the fuck 0.95

01:14:01.660 In the event of an emergency 0.61

01:14:03.000 What is that gonna do

01:14:05.080 If the plane is walking down

01:14:06.900 No

01:14:08.300 Maybe the plane's not going down

01:14:11.400 Maybe as it's landing on the runway 1.00

01:14:13.540 A fucking tire pops off 0.99

01:14:15.640 And the plane tilts on its side 0.99

01:14:17.540 A small fire is created in one of the cabins

01:14:19.800 Because they had at that time

01:14:21.180 Been heating up hash browns for the service

01:14:23.060 During the flight

01:14:23.680 A small fire erupts

01:14:24.940 The fire trucks aren't able to get there on time

01:14:26.780 Because my tray table is down

01:14:28.240 Because my seat is two inches further than it needs to be

01:14:31.400 has caught on fire 1.00

01:14:32.300 she needs to get

01:14:34.740 out of the seat 1.00

01:14:35.600 and since your

01:14:36.320 table's down

01:14:37.080 table's down

01:14:38.300 little Miss Winters

01:14:39.580 I'm always a

01:14:40.260 window seat guy 0.99

01:14:40.940 Miss Winters is an aisle 1.00

01:14:42.400 she's not gonna be 1.00

01:14:43.180 affected by my tray table

01:14:44.300 it doesn't

01:14:44.740 okay then

01:14:45.580 how about if you

01:14:46.560 can't get out

01:14:47.120 how about if your 1.00

01:14:47.740 stupid mullet 1.00

01:14:48.360 catches on fire 1.00

01:14:49.180 and you can't get out

01:14:50.400 because you're 1.00

01:14:50.900 a fucking tray table 1.00

01:14:51.880 that's why 1.00

01:14:53.140 that's why

01:14:54.320 okay

01:14:54.580 explain the seat then

01:14:55.940 why does my seat

01:14:57.080 be in an upright position

01:14:58.300 because the person behind you

01:14:59.240 we get it

01:15:00.360 Logan

01:15:00.920 This doesn't affect you in your first class cabin

01:15:03.540 Okay

01:15:04.080 I fly economy

01:15:04.860 I lied

01:15:06.280 Bro

01:15:06.980 I lied

01:15:07.580 In the economy section

01:15:10.600 The egress can potentially be blocked

01:15:13.060 By the one quarter of a centimeter recline

01:15:15.140 That those seats go back

01:15:16.520 So yo 1.00

01:15:17.220 Let the fucking reggies put their seat in up 1.00

01:15:19.160 Can I get some sort of first class voucher 1.00

01:15:23.660 I'm the US champ dog

01:15:24.820 I want to sit there

01:15:26.000 With my seat recline while we land

01:15:27.720 My feet up in the tray table out

01:15:29.600 Eating my souffle 1.00

01:15:31.280 Leave me the fuck alone 1.00

01:15:32.860 I'm a US champ son 0.99

01:15:34.940 You ever notice some of the flight attendants

01:15:37.000 Don't always like do their job fully

01:15:38.720 Like I land sometimes like just completely

01:15:40.720 And those are my favorites

01:15:42.300 On the way out I'm like what's going on brother

01:15:44.260 Appreciate you man

01:15:45.060 You can get away with it

01:15:46.820 What about exit row when they ask you

01:15:50.100 Are you willing to assist if something goes down

01:15:52.860 No you gotta say yes

01:15:54.200 Otherwise you can't sit there

01:15:55.080 But what are they asking you

01:15:57.100 Okay, if the plane crashes into the side of a mountain, okay, or into the water and smashes into a thousand pieces, are you going to memorize the steps to save everyone on this plane?

01:16:10.540 That's what they're asking.

01:16:11.380 Oh, you want another two inches of leg room?

01:16:13.460 You now have to be the savior for every human on this aircraft, Jeff Wittig. 0.99

01:16:18.580 But if you're in the exit, you're getting the fuck out. 0.99

01:16:21.000 Immediately. 0.87

01:16:21.760 I bought a parachute.

01:16:22.660 No, one last thing.

01:16:25.020 Very last thing.

01:16:26.020 You bought a pair of shoes? 1.00

01:16:27.100 Babies 1.00

01:16:28.460 First of all in general

01:16:31.180 Just as a general statement

01:16:32.180 But then on planes

01:16:34.100 I don't think they should be there

01:16:37.080 I don't think they should be there

01:16:38.600 I think

01:16:40.300 There needs to be a service of some kind

01:16:43.700 Under the plane

01:16:44.760 That would be number one 1.00

01:16:46.700 Or to ship your babies 1.00

01:16:49.600 From where 1.00

01:16:50.460 And I got a lot of shit for this on Twitter 0.98

01:16:52.980 Oh my god 0.99

01:16:54.800 I have it

01:16:57.220 The US championship

01:17:00.160 Belt

01:17:00.980 I have that too

01:17:01.760 You came up with that

01:17:03.320 Brilliant idea

01:17:04.680 I gotta say

01:17:05.480 To put the dogs

01:17:06.920 On their own flight

01:17:07.920 Oh yeah

01:17:08.320 Terrier

01:17:08.820 Yeah

01:17:09.240 Right you can travel with your

01:17:10.340 Fellow pet companion

01:17:11.920 Yeah

01:17:12.460 And you

01:17:12.820 It's fine

01:17:13.640 It's allowed

01:17:14.120 Right

01:17:14.440 This service

01:17:16.260 Allows you to travel with your baby 1.00

01:17:18.000 Fuck it 1.00

01:17:18.780 Send the baby alone 1.00

01:17:19.820 And it's called

01:17:20.580 Day

01:17:21.700 Care

01:17:22.840 C-A-I-R 1.00

01:17:25.700 Babies only 1.00

01:17:27.640 All crying

01:17:28.820 Communicating to each other

01:17:30.260 Talking baby

01:17:30.960 Getting to their destination

01:17:33.160 Parents pick you up

01:17:34.760 You know what

01:17:35.280 Pixar movie

01:17:36.060 Pixar movie

01:17:37.580 Todd

01:17:37.940 Toddler

01:17:38.700 Toddler

01:17:39.580 Toddler

01:17:41.360 Toddler

01:17:41.820 I think they're both

01:17:44.160 No cause there's some

01:17:45.220 There's a few chaperones

01:17:46.180 Question for you

01:17:46.740 Is there first class in that flight

01:17:47.920 100%

01:17:48.480 Do the seats

01:17:49.520 Do the seats recline 1.00

01:17:51.540 Nah cause babies are kind of like 1.00

01:17:54.880 Mushy

01:17:55.540 Yeah they'll fall out

01:17:57.040 They'll fall out

01:17:58.540 Well they don't need the same kind of support and structure that adults need

01:18:02.540 You ever seen like

01:18:03.320 You ever really seen a baby

01:18:04.500 No dude they're kind of like basically jello

01:18:07.480 Yes I understand that

01:18:09.100 But if you don't put your

01:18:10.520 This is from my studies

01:18:11.680 If you don't put your hand properly to support a baby's head

01:18:15.440 It falls off

01:18:16.320 I've seen that

01:18:17.880 It's just a known thing

01:18:20.760 it's neil i think has a kid has kids have you ever lost any of their heads not yet okay uh

01:18:28.220 babies on planes thank you for coming up with that idea i had another one

01:18:32.580 because because they're starting to come up with sections now called baby free zones and you

01:18:37.940 actually have to pay a premium to be in that section it's a new plan i don't know who rolled

01:18:42.260 it out probably some ultra i don't even know airline right but what i was thinking was because

01:18:48.980 i because i also fly business class now i've uh you know i'm blessed and and and it's amazing to

01:18:54.760 be there but people fly with their babies next to me in a bed like a little baby has his own

01:19:00.280 business class and it just screams the whole time it's just not a really good experience

01:19:03.960 while it's frustrating i get it the baby has to travel with the parent it's one of those things

01:19:10.160 like bro i i like a peaceful quiet flight as well i get upset when i have to stole my tray table

01:19:15.180 and put my seat up right when we land that upsets me but if a baby is crying you got to empathize

01:19:19.740 with the parent i don't think no i don't come on i want that baby i want i want that baby i want

01:19:24.620 that it's gonna be you one day because it's gonna be if you plan on having kids it's gonna be you

01:19:28.800 one day it made me not want to have kids oh i mean dude so i came up with this idea called uh

01:19:33.940 contraception plane edition condoms no i came up with this idea called uh muffler

01:19:40.120 And what it is

01:19:42.940 Oh you already have a prototype?

01:19:44.420 Yeah it's a mask

01:19:45.820 It's a mask that the baby wears

01:19:48.940 And it turns their screams

01:19:51.380 Into white noise

01:19:52.620 So it actually produces

01:19:55.220 A calming effect for the plane

01:19:56.960 It utilizes the energy of the voice 1.00

01:19:59.120 Of the baby screaming their fucking 1.00

01:20:00.920 Agony 1.00

01:20:01.480 And it turns it into white noise

01:20:04.200 I actually have packaging already too

01:20:06.420 This is the packaging

01:20:08.280 um so basically basically it has uh it has a soft fit technology which is hyper allergenic

01:20:15.860 and gentle on baby skin adaptive noise uh cancellation which turns cries into calming

01:20:20.620 white noise no way no way you made that and we're currently uh my head of my head of design did

01:20:25.840 that's actually a really good idea and and and we're currently working on a v2

01:20:30.980 which is a holiday base that turns it into christmas music if your baby's wearing this thing

01:20:36.720 You may have an assassin baby

01:20:39.880 This is the most

01:20:41.980 What are assassins though known for

01:20:43.880 Moving in silence 1.00

01:20:45.760 You never hear a single fucking thing 1.00

01:20:47.980 You never hear a single word out of them bro 1.00

01:20:50.000 That's the best fucking idea you ever had 0.99

01:20:51.640 I'm just saying bro think about it 0.99

01:20:53.440 You put this thing on the baby

01:20:54.620 Bro have you ever heard

01:20:55.960 Hold on listen to this listen to this

01:20:57.140 Sorry you gotta hear this

01:21:01.680 you know that you know when they reach screaming like it's not just crying like

01:21:14.780 it's like when they're there it seems like their head may explode as they scream

01:21:20.720 i'm sorry i'm a very calm and patient person i can deal with a lot i'm co-host with one of

01:21:27.840 most hated people in the world okay but for some reason that baby screaming like that it fires me

01:21:34.980 up on the inside it makes me feel a a putrid rage that i i want to self-harm you ever i want to you 0.92

01:21:41.740 ever press the baby no i would never the babies are you ever catch a baby staring at you like 0.90

01:21:45.940 that's straight up disrespect i have no problem with that rude it's the screaming especially when

01:21:50.720 we know a product like this exists that that parent if you're let me put it like this if

01:21:55.380 you're spending two thousand four thousand dollars to fly your baby in first class your baby's got a 0.94

01:21:59.840 little bib and it's ordering fucking souffle and duck confit you can afford to buy your baby a 1.00

01:22:06.000 fucking um a psychopathic mask to make their cries turn into what's the price point on those masks 1.00

01:22:10.860 looking at like 299 probably radio shack it's not bad radio shack does that they make their 0.99

01:22:17.000 stores they're making a comeback for this product what do you think i can know all right what do

01:22:23.120 guys know yeah okay i'm raising 10 million dollars to get a part i'll be i'll be your first investor

01:22:29.840 i'm in it's brilliant that's actually yeah i'm impressed guess what both you guys have equity

01:22:36.320 regardless of if you invest you know everyone in this room has equity because i feel like

01:22:40.620 you should take care of your people yeah

01:22:42.780 did anybody win that million dollar bottle yet it's not that i know it's actually a billion it's

01:22:52.280 it's a one in a million chance how is it six digits yeah any random combination they made it

01:22:59.760 they made the odds crazy crazy hard i i said one in ten thousand but i think they wanted to

01:23:06.140 make it really competitive because in the last hour the odds go down it's like one in ten thousand

01:23:12.220 and then i think in the last like 10 minutes it's like one in a hundred in the last minute it's like

01:23:15.660 one in ten damn i want to get over there let's wrap you have the best odds in the last hour i 0.94

01:23:20.780 fuck up you don't tell us when we end our podcast did you hear that you don't talk to jeff like 0.99

01:23:26.800 that i'm sick of both of you i'm about to go get a half a million dollars no you're not you're not 1.00

01:23:33.060 gonna win you already tried once you lost you failed you missed everything you just said at 0.74

01:23:37.020 the end it becomes easy it doesn't matter you're not gonna win it's gonna be like the time you

01:23:41.480 lost to everyone at the marathon every other creator who beat you senseless just like you

01:23:46.620 lose all your fights i don't feel good when i do this stuff i don't feel it doesn't make i don't

01:23:53.620 know how it makes you guys feel good it doesn't make me feel good i like being nice that didn't

01:23:58.160 no that was good that was that didn't make something nice to jeff i got fantastic hair

01:24:02.260 your skin looks great you're a good looking guy people really like you i'd rather the insults

01:24:06.560 that was funny when you said that i lost that marathon i didn't like it i didn't didn't make

01:24:11.300 me feel good on the inside i see this all day on the shift from the streaming world i made a video

01:24:15.660 on it um and when you called me to give me that nice like advice or whatever that little pep talk

01:24:21.300 we put um jake paul's brother's friend for you that's good yeah does it bother you

01:24:31.140 that the guy who has run the fastest marathon ever in history did it at a speed twice as fast

01:24:38.680 as you can you compute that no that's insane yeah it's just yeah that's insane how those guys could

01:24:45.540 do that it really is nuts it's an outright sprint for two hours how fast mileage is that he's got

01:24:51.720 to be going like 16 14 miles per hour or something that's does he wear shoes yeah of course yeah why

01:24:58.760 do you ask i don't know i felt like i had seen people run without shoes there's people that do

01:25:05.000 a bunch of weird stuff but they're not competing with the elites like those guys from kenya they 0.98

01:25:10.520 are fucking it's just insane i i don't i don't get it i don't get how it makes sense they got 0.99

01:25:16.660 a special type of water mr beast water over there so white dude he's so white i can't believe that 0.99

01:25:25.600 happened dude he even predicted it he said that he was gonna get that negative feedback when 0.84

01:25:29.880 when when he gets feedback that's negative for doing something like objectively fucking amazing

01:25:37.540 for humanity and the greater good and also positive like everyone who's commenting what 0.56

01:25:42.200 what are you doing besides just being a negative nancy it may it makes me lose a lot of faith in

01:25:48.420 our species like a lot it really makes us me feel like ants like like we think why we we think we're

01:25:55.180 this hyper advanced like sentient conscious species doing cool things in this planet no 0.62

01:26:00.220 i don't think we've ever been dumber i don't think we've ever been dumber than we are right now 0.98

01:26:06.040 more from even that sentence more dumb i think would be the with the correct way to say it 0.99

01:26:10.180 grammatically it's all of us we're all just haters oh exactly we're all haters that's it 0.95

01:26:20.300 that's it we're all it's just great like it's like even bringing i wish i put those wells there

01:26:24.460 And because I didn't

01:26:26.260 I'm going to bring him down

01:26:27.460 Mr. Beast

01:26:30.740 Real

01:26:32.340 I don't want to bring him down

01:26:34.220 I'm just saying that's what the people are saying

01:26:35.980 I'm not one of those guys that are like 0.98

01:26:38.360 Fucking cancel him from putting those wells 1.00

01:26:40.720 In Africa 1.00

01:26:41.820 Then tell me something else 1.00

01:26:44.440 You want to hug the wall like you're bored

01:26:46.420 Then give me another topic

01:26:47.920 Quick topic

01:26:48.880 How about some representation from the Mexican audience

01:26:51.220 Kevin you got any comments

01:26:52.700 You're sleeping 0.99

01:26:55.100 We put half the fucking room to sleep with this podcast 1.00

01:26:57.700 They were charging that family 0.99

01:26:59.460 $50 for their kids being annoying at a restaurant

01:27:01.540 That's the kid tax

01:27:03.060 You got upcharged

01:27:04.940 $50 for being annoying 1.00

01:27:06.200 Give us a fucking credit, have them paint on the table 0.99

01:27:08.580 That's what we did when we were kids 1.00

01:27:09.680 Now you hand kids an iPad, they shut up for two hours

01:27:12.780 Hell yeah, I'm going to hand my kid an iPad 1.00

01:27:17.180 Shut up 1.00

01:27:17.860 Immerse yourself in this world 1.00

01:27:20.220 Blocks?

01:27:22.700 maybe i'll maybe i'll give him a block i think jeff has something i i see it in his face it's

01:27:27.420 gonna be good too why because you i know you found something in that device of yours and

01:27:33.020 you looked up like you got something what do you got mark zuckerberg tore his acl recently right

01:27:39.820 yeah right after elon musk went on joe rogan and was like you know what i'll fight him anytime

01:27:45.420 anywhere any martial art and joe rogan was like are you serious like now it's gonna have to happen

01:27:53.460 you know and then the next day acl gets torn yeah i think that there's some conspiracy going on there

01:28:01.020 like elon somehow fucking norah link tore that acl norator yeah like like it wasn't just a random 0.72

01:28:12.220 Like he was training that day and it tore 0.98

01:28:14.780 Could you imagine being capable of sabotage

01:28:17.060 At that level

01:28:17.680 Like at a nano level 1.00

01:28:19.500 Like you don't like somebody you fucking give him a stroke 1.00

01:28:22.140 You know what I'm saying 0.99

01:28:23.920 And no one could trace it back to you

01:28:25.340 Stroke him out 1.00

01:28:26.760 He could definitely do shit like that 1.00

01:28:28.920 Dude 1.00

01:28:29.520 I wish Elon Musk would stroke me out

01:28:32.860 I wish I could tear Cody Ko's ACL like that

01:28:35.200 Would you do that if you could 0.64

01:28:36.400 If it gave you a leg up

01:28:39.040 At the next marathon

01:28:41.460 or hell yeah i could just snap my fingers and join the pace he's yeah he would win the

01:28:47.900 easy bro yeah he's a he's a wheelchair expert dude i bet he works hard he works hard yeah

01:28:55.680 if i could just snap casey's leg casey's nice that nice that yeah he's such a good guy and

01:29:03.180 he's always so nice to me but it's just competition you know 100 this ain't a team sport well you 0.97

01:29:08.220 remember what uh tanya harding did to nancy kerrigan yeah i would do some shit like that 0.97

01:29:13.140 would you dude i could see that fucking story happening and it's yeah and it's cody evil cody 0.95

01:29:18.980 yeah yeah my who smashed casey and i said right before the 2024 olympics or uh or what's it called 0.99

01:29:26.140 marathon marathon and he's like damn bro you would do that you would assault someone like that 0.97

01:29:30.900 let me let me let me ask you one last question i wouldn't do that hell yeah 0.99

01:29:35.580 let me ask you one last question jeff and logan paul us champion what do you guys think about

01:29:42.640 sean strickland uh man he's that dude is out of control right now i like that i like that he's 0.99

01:29:51.020 the champ now mixing it up a little bit talking shit to everyone he is talking shit to everybody 0.99

01:29:56.080 bro he he's been going at everybody he even he even went at the nelk boys on twitter the other 1.00

01:30:02.280 day and he was like he said yo i got to watch an episode of the nelt boys podcast like like it was

01:30:09.580 the first time he ever seen it he was on the nelt boys podcast and kyle like retweeted and said bud

01:30:15.860 forgot he was on the podcast yeah but like he's like you know when you like it's like he's so

01:30:24.020 anti-influencer which makes so much sense to me and i get it like like dude sometimes i feel very

01:30:28.720 like i generally lead with like yo i'm an author when i meet people you could like lead with like

01:30:33.260 yo i started a business like you're a barber or like whatever whatever you want to lead with

01:30:38.820 because like is that what you would lead with celebrity but or like you make products celebrity

01:30:43.780 barber no i mean yeah i own a beauty and hygiene hair care line podcaster yeah all i'm getting at

01:30:52.080 there is there's a lot of like negative sentiment towards influencers right so like i get that i'm

01:30:57.280 with sean strickland on that but oddly it seems like once he started like tweeting and seeing like

01:31:03.680 all them likes and retweets and shit now he like has been tweeting more you know what i'm saying

01:31:08.560 so like i feel like he's starting to feel like what it feels like to be an influencer and he's 0.99

01:31:12.600 liking it it's that dopamine yeah yeah people people are fucking with you they're riding with 0.99

01:31:17.300 what you're saying he's outlandish he says whatever the fuck he wants and we're in a day 0.99

01:31:21.740 and age where that's awesome everyone loves that it's what you say he's spicing it up he's 0.91

01:31:25.540 he's shifting through the landscape a little bit 0.73

01:31:28.200 I want Izzy to win

01:31:30.100 Izzy's my boy but he was a better man

01:31:32.360 that night and he's

01:31:34.180 entertaining I gauge a lot of

01:31:36.460 how I

01:31:38.400 feel about things or maybe even

01:31:40.360 people about how entertained I am

01:31:41.860 what do you think about this tweet

01:31:42.840 from Sean Strickland by the way

01:31:46.120 we need to have an open conversation 0.98

01:31:48.640 about seeing dicks 0.92

01:31:49.880 just understand

01:31:52.280 what he's led with the starter

01:31:54.080 appetizer for there

01:31:55.200 I'll change in a locker room and people get uncomfortable 1.00

01:31:57.880 Bro you literally jerk off 1.00

01:32:00.100 To dudes all the time in porn 1.00

01:32:01.480 Yet me changing throws you off 1.00

01:32:03.100 Bunch of closeted gays 1.00

01:32:06.020 LMAO 1.00

01:32:06.980 Like what was he thinking

01:32:08.780 That's a real tweet bro

01:32:10.560 That's a tweet

01:32:12.680 Like what

01:32:13.780 The tides are shifting

01:32:15.900 Towards what Jeff

01:32:17.280 The tides are shifting towards what Jeff

01:32:19.240 That's what people want now

01:32:21.860 You know if you said that five years ago

01:32:23.800 No no no the one thing

01:32:25.800 This has nothing to do with Sean

01:32:27.040 Because something already tells me

01:32:28.480 He's gonna see this and respond to it

01:32:31.140 But

01:32:32.200 Now when you just

01:32:36.140 Now if you just say something outlandish

01:32:39.100 People will support it

01:32:41.600 Because they think you're going against the tide 0.99

01:32:43.740 Of like not saying outlandish shit 0.99

01:32:46.220 Does that make sense 0.90

01:32:47.060 Like you're fighting back against like woke censorship

01:32:49.860 Wokeness is under attack

01:32:52.460 no good thank god i hate it but that's not gonna make me go out there and just start being like

01:32:56.900 you know you know days like like you know who's really slashing the woke army who candace owens 0.53

01:33:01.960 i'm just saying i've seen some clips of her with the saber is she still around yeah she actually 0.99

01:33:11.040 i'm not gonna lie i'm not she probably gets way more views than us she probably gets hella fucking

01:33:15.700 yeah but yeah but what is that what does that mean why is that your metric for success what 0.74

01:33:19.900 is that your metric for like what is that is that you know there's more things than views i mean as

01:33:25.000 a performance metric for a show i feel like that probably would be the main i think she probably

01:33:28.720 does get more views remember when she said i had an underbite yeah you do you remember i don't i

01:33:34.460 don't have an hey guys welcome back to the show like no but that's what i'm saying she could have

01:33:39.200 said so many things about me and she said i had an underbite which i don't well you should honestly

01:33:44.040 be grateful because she took a little dagger and shanked you a little bit versus i've seen some

01:33:49.300 clips of her recently 0.99

01:33:50.240 dual blades off the back 1.00

01:33:52.740 around the neck throat cutting motherfuckers 1.00

01:33:55.120 when she's out giving her speeches at college campuses 1.00

01:33:57.320 everyone loves a woman 1.00

01:33:59.380 who can kick ass 1.00

01:34:00.420 especially a pregnant woman who can kick ass 1.00

01:34:03.260 and Candace 1.00

01:34:03.800 she been ending wokeness 0.99

01:34:07.520 single headedly I think

01:34:08.920 I think it's over

01:34:10.020 it's on the way out

01:34:11.860 will it come back

01:34:13.220 will wokeness come back

01:34:14.880 everything seems cyclical 0.99

01:34:17.080 we're gonna forget it's a pendulum shit 0.83

01:34:19.060 That's right Sean Strickland is now the ideal 0.99

01:34:21.300 Human that is 0.98

01:34:22.860 But all of those are like little characters

01:34:25.480 Compared to I mean Trump was the one that really

01:34:27.520 Ran I think

01:34:28.900 We may see Trump tonight

01:34:30.640 At the UFC fight

01:34:32.260 This UFC card that has no significant battle whatsoever

01:34:35.260 What that's not true 0.99

01:34:36.500 It's insane every fight is a fucking coin flip 0.99

01:34:39.800 I can't even pick 0.98

01:34:40.620 Oh yeah they might be close fights but once John Jones backed out

01:34:43.600 They're just not they're not huge names

01:34:45.460 But they're great fights and great fighters

01:34:47.380 and i can't let you disparage the organization that prime sponsors it's fine you have that i'm 0.81

01:34:51.940 the announcer for karate combat league anyway so i don't give a shit i really am i'm gonna be the 0.71

01:34:58.340 announcer for karate combat oh yeah jake paul fighting a guy december 15th non-pay-per-view 0.77

01:35:05.320 non-pay-per-view he wants to build his resume he wants to give the fans an experience and he wants

01:35:10.160 to really be a boxer so he's fighting a real boxer he's 10 in one he's a beast i think his name's

01:35:15.220 august he hits hard he's fast i i i get what jake's doing but yo you gotta win you gotta win 0.89

01:35:24.240 because if this no name comes in and starts fucking up your record and what you're trying 0.83

01:35:28.260 to build for the rest of your life for free on a free fight under zone it could i don't like 0.98

01:35:35.000 the optics of that but yeah december 15th in orlando it's my birthday damn oh shit oh what's 0.95

01:35:41.920 the date let's go december 15th that's also the date of my first karate combat show i'm not kidding 0.68

01:35:48.900 bro i i have to say that it's a cool event i'm not doing it is cool it is cool thank you i'm

01:35:54.860 hosting it with george st pierre i think it's great i think it's great it's a cool league it's

01:35:57.960 a cool league i love ufc bro obviously but like i i think i think we can have more than one what

01:36:03.220 do you always say it's not a if world but or world it's not it's not or world there's an and world

01:36:08.640 Yeah, that one.

01:36:09.280 It is, it is.

01:36:10.240 It's not like, oh, I'm going to watch this or that.

01:36:12.360 No, it's this and that.

01:36:12.960 This is like an interesting new combat league.

01:36:16.300 I'm not prepared to talk about it yet.

01:36:19.720 I'm not a commentator, bro.

01:36:21.340 No, no, no, because I don't have the messaging points on it.

01:36:24.280 I don't want to ruin it.

01:36:25.440 I believe that it is a strike first league that when the combatants go to the ground,

01:36:33.940 they're stood back up.

01:36:35.760 So it's a striking league.

01:36:36.900 But elbows, knees.

01:36:38.060 Like I said

01:36:38.960 When I come back on a future episode

01:36:41.380 I will give a much better description

01:36:44.460 I can't believe they got you to commentate it

01:36:46.660 Color commentate

01:36:47.120 Oh you know why I like it though

01:36:48.320 Is that what you just said

01:36:49.780 Color

01:36:50.100 Because GSP will get all the tech

01:36:52.520 And you're going to be funny

01:36:53.760 Yes

01:36:54.040 That's great

01:36:54.600 Wonder what this guy ate for breakfast this morning

01:36:56.880 You have an important job

01:36:57.800 You have a very important job

01:36:59.160 I'll say this

01:36:59.840 Commentators don't get enough credit

01:37:01.800 I chop up my WWE highlights

01:37:05.280 And post little highlight reels after my matches

01:37:07.320 so i'm watching these matches pretty in depth and i'm listening to the commentators and the

01:37:12.680 commentators in the wwe ufc any sporting organization are incredible so good they they

01:37:18.240 drive the entire show i'd argue like they're we're listening to what they have to say their

01:37:22.620 energy and their voice is what is contagious for the viewer like it's really fucking important and

01:37:28.080 they sit there for three four five six hours in the ufc if they do the prelims yeah just talking 0.96

01:37:33.720 about the same shit i would almost rather watch fights on tv just to hear like joe rogan and dc 0.65

01:37:39.540 and john annick talk about it you know because it's just great we like them do you know do you 0.97

01:37:44.300 know these two fighters for december let's just not go tonight and let's just get let's just all

01:37:48.100 watch it i'm down here a little sister yeah we'll just get a little tv do you know on our phones

01:37:53.240 do you know anthony pattes and benson henderson they had a they had two big fights this is their

01:37:57.680 trilogy fight i don't know oh is that karate combat stuff yeah i think i've i think i know

01:38:03.900 anthony pettis i think he's the dude i think who hopped off the wall that's him and kicked

01:38:09.020 that's the guy in the face and knocked him out that's cool that was cool he was a champ once

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01:38:19.100 um i have to go antiquing what was that last one i'm gonna go antiquing 0.85

01:38:25.400 What's the word you're saying at the end

01:38:28.360 Antiquing

01:38:28.960 Antiquing

01:38:31.340 Like shopping for antiques

01:38:34.000 Oh you're going antiquing

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