Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THIS GIRL HAS DADDY ISSUES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 83

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00:02:28.520 yeah so you were saying you got your feet cleaned up finally i had to bro i had like

00:02:36.300 a lot of dry skin under my i've seen your feet before it's like freaky the callus is just like

00:02:41.420 the grand dude i'm just not the same kid i was you know the great thing about this being our

00:02:46.080 podcast is i don't need to wear pants that's true welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast

00:02:50.880 in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing subscribing if you're not subscribed what 0.94

00:02:54.840 the fuck is wrong with you hit that hit that subscribe button for me hey you're a vegan yeah 0.79

00:03:01.520 but you ate eggs today i knew you were gonna bring this up i didn't remember until just now 1.00

00:03:06.140 yeah why did you eat okay so here's the thing here's the thing i don't really associate with

00:03:11.200 being vegan as much as plant-based right plant does the egg come from exactly the chicken's

00:03:17.240 butthole what's good spencer you ate eggs what's good because andre's a vegan too and i know when

00:03:22.060 You told him you ate eggs.

00:03:23.760 A little piece of his heart broke.

00:03:25.520 No, he's chilling.

00:03:26.880 No, I know how vegans work.

00:03:27.880 So here's the thing. 1.00

00:03:28.460 They're like little high school gossip girls. 0.88

00:03:30.060 No, no, no.

00:03:31.580 I can't believe it.

00:03:32.780 I would say, yeah, vegans are.

00:03:35.320 But I'm playing Bays, bro.

00:03:36.900 Yeah, but what?

00:03:37.320 That ain't what I'm doing, you know?

00:03:38.540 What are you saying, guy?

00:03:39.880 Okay, so here's the thing.

00:03:40.860 Why don't you drink vodka?

00:03:42.100 That comes from a plant.

00:03:43.500 Hops.

00:03:44.220 Hops.

00:03:44.780 No, I don't think vodka comes from hops.

00:03:46.560 Does it?

00:03:46.880 Vodka comes from something.

00:03:47.920 It comes from something.

00:03:48.620 I think potatoes.

00:03:49.280 Fermented potatoes.

00:03:50.320 Yeah, something like that.

00:03:51.120 But what's the theory?

00:03:52.100 So a lot of people say, like, if you don't have eggs or, you know, something like that,

00:03:58.840 then they feel drained.

00:04:00.280 And so I don't feel drained.

00:04:01.700 I actually feel really good.

00:04:02.840 But I want to test it out.

00:04:05.140 You I'm I am.

00:04:06.720 You know, I'm saying I am so happy for you because when I went vegan for four months,

00:04:10.560 the first thing that I ate when I came back was eggs, bro.

00:04:13.520 In two days, I felt fuller.

00:04:15.740 Eggs are a solid, solid little protein.

00:04:18.560 and also it's like if you're if you had to do something non-plant-based it's probably the best

00:04:24.140 right because yeah for sure well it's vegetarian so it's still you're still plant-based but if you

00:04:30.180 like i did some research eggs that come from a chicken the the hen has to be fertilized by the

00:04:36.260 rooster in order for that to hatch so it's technically you know it's gonna just be wasted

00:04:41.720 it's just gonna be an exit is my face is my face red no it's not no no i just i worked out right

00:04:46.940 before this and i'm just a little self-conscious i saw that you're good yeah i was getting it

00:04:50.780 how you doing bro i'm all right how are your feet more importantly my feet feel great i had

00:04:54.920 a pedicure today i haven't done occasionally once every few months oh you do yeah just because i'm

00:05:00.200 not i'm just not the same boy that i once was my feet get a little crusty sometimes is that your

00:05:03.980 self-care ritual do you do anything else massages are my number one i do those once a week every

00:05:08.500 sunday i get a nice massage from a thai woman she says can i stand on your back and i say not today

00:05:14.640 or baby today.

00:05:15.580 I don't know.

00:05:15.840 Sometimes I let him

00:05:16.400 stand on my back.

00:05:17.020 But I noticed

00:05:17.480 when you got your pedicure,

00:05:18.880 you didn't tell anyone

00:05:20.160 in the house.

00:05:20.740 Were you trying

00:05:21.100 to keep it a secret?

00:05:22.120 No, I mean,

00:05:22.700 I don't think so.

00:05:23.460 Because Danny let it slip.

00:05:24.000 Yeah, I mean,

00:05:24.760 everybody was like

00:05:25.300 shooting videos.

00:05:25.920 You have that new series

00:05:26.840 with Jake Paul.

00:05:28.180 Jake and Logan.

00:05:28.780 And so you were filming it

00:05:29.560 and so I just kind of

00:05:30.300 slipped out.

00:05:30.940 I mean.

00:05:32.000 Mashable did a review

00:05:32.780 of that channel.

00:05:33.340 How'd they feel about it?

00:05:34.300 With Jake and Logan.

00:05:35.320 I know, I showed it to you.

00:05:36.020 I don't know why I'm asking you.

00:05:37.740 How do you like it?

00:05:39.080 I love it.

00:05:39.680 i love except yo i notice if y'all haven't checked out the channel make sure to do so

00:05:43.160 um it's interesting i noticed jake and i are playing the dumbest versions of ourselves like 0.90

00:05:49.580 literally we're sitting there supreme idiots acting like more like we don't understand anything 0.99

00:05:53.780 and our brains are barely functioning which is odd because like it is it my brain is functioning 1.00

00:05:58.580 but something about sitting next to jake just turns me into a fucking moron yeah it happens 0.99

00:06:04.280 yeah I don't know what it is but Mashable said um it's a it's a it's a tea channel which is kind 0.99

00:06:10.200 of true where we talk about our like heavily manufactured life and it got me thinking because

00:06:16.760 I've never heard like that sort of verbiage like heavily manufactured life like I couldn't tell

00:06:23.140 if it was a dig traditional media tries to take digs sometimes they were talking about his other

00:06:27.520 channels actually about your vlog channel oh okay they said this one was different from his normal

00:06:31.620 vlog channel which is a uh like a showcasing of his heavily manufactured life because it's like

00:06:36.780 i mean it has obviously it's manufactured how many people do you think wake up in the morning

00:06:40.140 they're like good morning logang and they like run out their door and they're like bought a new

00:06:43.480 dog today it has four paws not three but four okay and all the people at the house are like

00:06:48.180 oh my god dude logang yo but also also like sure it's it's it's exaggerated but like i i likened

00:06:55.740 it to what jordan belfort said on our last podcast which by the way heard you guys are really 0.93

00:06:59.780 enjoying that one as as that that's a wild man he's also wise as fuck so take everything he says 0.86

00:07:05.240 with a grain of salt but there's a lot of good stuff in there one of which he said uh he said 0.96

00:07:09.320 life life is gonna don't let life happen to you you gotta happen to life so you either find a way 0.97

00:07:16.140 or you make a way so me i'm making a fucking way yeah that's what i'm manufacturing my fucking life 0.99

00:07:22.900 just how i want to like everybody's manufacturing their life some people just like suck at 1.00

00:07:27.020 manufacturing yeah exactly you know like you should you should try it yeah make that shit 0.99

00:07:30.720 happen i drank out of the wrong hole did you get that hate hate to see it all right hey should we 0.99

00:07:37.120 bring on our guest i don't see why not she's she's she's dope and she's actually been on this podcast

00:07:42.240 set before for her podcast which was weird i shot i was the guest on her podcast on my set of

00:07:48.320 podcasts um violet if you could just hold actually hold on one second i wrote an intro for you you're

00:07:51.940 doing great so far you're crushing but also just give me one sec let's go just back up a little

00:07:56.440 but all right guys our guest today is the digital superstar with one of the most popular comedy

00:08:02.100 pages on instagram she's here to talk about how she's been able to impact the culture and reaffirm

00:08:06.100 that no we have not slept together it's daddy issues aka violet benson that's a cue yeah there

00:08:15.780 you go that's impressive you guys have kept that separate well do you know the story no we'd set

00:08:21.660 it on her podcast which by the way y'all should check out it i actually really enjoyed myself

00:08:25.480 I thought the podcast was great

00:08:27.340 I love that episode

00:08:28.740 I'm doing it

00:08:29.880 I didn't lean back

00:08:30.780 no you're good

00:08:31.220 no the mic was just pushed away

00:08:32.840 um yeah

00:08:34.100 you guys should check out my podcast

00:08:35.380 it's called

00:08:35.860 Too Tired To Be Crazy

00:08:36.700 yeah it's a little

00:08:37.340 too early

00:08:38.240 yeah a little too early

00:08:39.440 but anyway

00:08:39.980 you're gonna put these on

00:08:41.160 you'll be a total maver

00:08:41.880 you don't have to 0.98

00:08:42.780 your hair's purple

00:08:43.360 cool

00:08:43.700 um anyway

00:08:44.940 Logan was on my podcast

00:08:46.120 um we did an episode together

00:08:47.620 and I thought it went really well

00:08:48.780 and we explained how

00:08:49.580 Logan and I met

00:08:50.500 um

00:08:51.740 well can

00:08:52.080 just real quick

00:08:52.880 if you like

00:08:53.540 uh layman's version

00:08:55.000 of the story that you told on yours.

00:08:58.220 Can you maybe just give a little synopsis

00:08:59.900 of the whole like sleeping together story?

00:09:02.040 Yeah, like Logan tried to bang me

00:09:03.580 and I was like, no, thank you.

00:09:04.800 I'm still a virgin.

00:09:05.960 And then five years later,

00:09:07.360 we still stayed friends.

00:09:08.740 Wow, you switched up that one real quick.

00:09:12.460 Let me tell you the real story.

00:09:15.260 Violet and I met like five years ago at Coachella.

00:09:17.740 Or why don't they just go on my podcast?

00:09:19.740 Yo, I can't.

00:09:20.840 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:09:21.880 Yo, easy with the fucking. 1.00

00:09:23.300 Jeff, can we get the licensing invoice ready? 0.99

00:09:25.520 I don't understand.

00:09:26.800 Send her an invoice.

00:09:27.560 I don't understand.

00:09:28.360 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:09:28.920 We're here.

00:09:29.320 They're here in Impulsive.

00:09:30.100 They're not leaving.

00:09:30.700 They love us.

00:09:31.660 And we love you.

00:09:33.700 No, we met at Coachella.

00:09:35.760 And then what happened?

00:09:37.100 We wanted to hang out or something.

00:09:38.260 And you came to my house.

00:09:40.140 You wanted to hang out.

00:09:41.360 You were hitting me up.

00:09:42.160 I was like, okay, I'll hang out with this guy

00:09:43.500 because my boyfriend and I just broke up.

00:09:45.720 I was going to be the rebound.

00:09:47.140 Yes.

00:09:48.660 And yeah, basically, I was trying to hang out with Logan.

00:09:52.660 But then there was just a bunch of, you know, I don't, I don't want to, okay.

00:09:56.320 Honestly, I'm scared to get into the story because I really enjoyed my episode.

00:10:01.300 And then it got so much hate from like, not so much, but a good amount of hate from Logan's fans.

00:10:07.060 Wait, what? My fans?

00:10:08.060 Yeah. Cause like a lot of my fans were like, oh wow.

00:10:11.340 Like you showed me a different side of Logan.

00:10:12.820 I never followed him before, but I really like him now, blah, blah, blah.

00:10:15.200 But like, cause my fans, it's like 17 year old girls.

00:10:18.260 So maybe 34 or older.

00:10:19.600 and then from

00:10:21.320 I ended up putting

00:10:24.100 the video on YouTube

00:10:25.440 I just started

00:10:26.420 like a YouTube channel

00:10:27.440 because they told me

00:10:28.800 to put it up

00:10:29.440 all the episodes

00:10:30.340 so when I put it up

00:10:32.220 I was like so excited

00:10:33.120 about the episode

00:10:33.480 I love it

00:10:34.060 and instead I started to get

00:10:35.160 like a bunch of different hate

00:10:36.500 from like people telling

00:10:37.320 where was the hate from

00:10:38.480 oh my gosh 1.00

00:10:39.420 she's so fucking desperate 0.98

00:10:40.680 like can't she tell 1.00

00:10:41.580 Logan's not trying to fuck her 1.00

00:10:42.800 like 0.99

00:10:43.080 well both of those are true

00:10:44.540 like

00:10:44.860 during the episode

00:10:47.180 thank you

00:10:48.240 thanks 0.99

00:10:48.780 damn 0.98

00:10:49.260 uh anyway 0.99

00:10:50.020 no I'm just kidding

00:10:51.080 so they were just saying

00:10:52.480 really mean things

00:10:53.100 or like um 1.00

00:10:54.160 like this bitch looks like 1.00

00:10:55.620 she's like over 30 1.00

00:10:56.600 40 1.00

00:10:57.100 like just like the meanest thing

00:10:59.480 so then I told

00:11:00.740 when I

00:11:01.160 after the episode

00:11:01.980 I saw like

00:11:03.120 some of the comments

00:11:04.180 and to be honest

00:11:04.720 I think

00:11:05.320 on YouTube

00:11:06.440 people are just a little meaner

00:11:07.760 and because I just got on YouTube

00:11:09.360 I haven't adjusted to it

00:11:10.840 and I'm the kind of person

00:11:12.040 that I like to respond

00:11:12.960 like I respond to a lot of my followers

00:11:14.460 like on DMs

00:11:16.060 and on comments

00:11:16.820 so I like to

00:11:17.580 so I thought people

00:11:18.720 also respond on youtube apparently my friends told me it's not a thing you just yeah you just

00:11:22.660 don't when i respond then people tried to be meaner like i respond to nice comments but then

00:11:26.440 people try to say mean things anyway it kind of hurt my feelings and then i told my mom i was like

00:11:30.460 mom i never want to be around logan ever again i don't want to go to his house i don't want to

00:11:35.180 hang out with him and i don't want to do his podcast and then she had to convince me that

00:11:39.000 like it's not personal it's because there were his fans like logan so much they were upset that

00:11:44.600 I was even close to him and had nothing to do with me.

00:11:47.860 And then I was like, okay, fine.

00:11:49.160 Easy, Logan.

00:11:50.940 Easy.

00:11:51.540 Thanks for having my back. 0.96

00:11:53.560 But Violet's a nice girl.

00:11:54.780 I don't understand.

00:11:55.560 Because you were really scared to have me on.

00:11:57.700 And you made it such a big thing.

00:11:59.340 It's funny to me, but you made it such a big thing to be like,

00:12:02.120 Logan's such a good guy.

00:12:03.480 And he's my friend.

00:12:04.640 And trust me, I have a good read on people.

00:12:06.040 And I really appreciated that.

00:12:07.620 A lot of my fans didn't want you to be on my podcast.

00:12:10.280 But also like, sorry, Daddy Issues fans.

00:12:12.980 I don't have a burning desire

00:12:15.620 to try to convert people.

00:12:17.880 I'm just going to do me

00:12:19.220 and people can make the assumptions they want

00:12:21.940 but I don't know.

00:12:23.040 If you're that hasty

00:12:25.380 to judge someone ignorantly

00:12:27.640 because of a mistake or two

00:12:29.240 I don't know.

00:12:30.120 Maybe we don't get along that well.

00:12:32.580 That's how I feel.

00:12:33.360 But I can tell you're a little nervous.

00:12:34.680 I know.

00:12:35.120 I have anxiety right now

00:12:36.020 and I'm trying to be more myself.

00:12:38.360 Spencer, lead her through

00:12:39.960 a little breathing exercise. 0.54

00:12:41.240 Yeah, we did breath work.

00:12:41.980 quick breathing exercise just just just a little deep in through your nose

00:12:45.760 slowly out through your mouth

00:12:49.640 man i feel better already that ought to do and yo to add to it what we wanted to do to increase

00:12:59.600 your anxiety we had the air conditioner turned off in here to make sure it spikes the heat spikes

00:13:03.280 right because we want yeah well it makes it worse actually so andre turned the air conditioner off

00:13:08.060 to make it as hot as possible for you.

00:13:09.480 Can I just wrap up this story for people who…

00:13:11.620 Oh, sorry. Yeah.

00:13:11.800 Just like, okay.

00:13:12.760 You were at my house and I…

00:13:14.140 Like, again, I'll say this a thousand times. 1.00

00:13:15.620 I didn't really know you were there to fuck. 1.00

00:13:17.780 If I'm being honest, I didn't know you were there to have sex. 0.99

00:13:19.960 Like, I mean, I assumed maybe. 0.97

00:13:21.160 But you were just waiting on the couch like a nice sweet girl

00:13:23.320 till like 3 a.m.

00:13:24.900 And we were making vines.

00:13:26.020 Tough 3 a.m.

00:13:27.260 And then eventually she's like,

00:13:28.280 Okay, I'm going to go.

00:13:29.020 Because like the Dolan twins were over.

00:13:30.600 And like then someone else and like George was over.

00:13:33.000 Well, it like weirded me out because they were so young.

00:13:34.960 They were like 15 or 16.

00:13:35.980 and I felt weird even hanging out with kids that young.

00:13:38.780 So I just didn't want to be there.

00:13:40.240 I feel that.

00:13:41.720 Anyway, so yeah.

00:13:43.100 We ended up hanging out.

00:13:44.260 We hang out.

00:13:45.020 I was there till like 3am.

00:13:46.920 They were so busy filming or whatever.

00:13:48.760 So then finally when I left,

00:13:51.100 that's when I kind of around the time that I googled Logan's age

00:13:53.860 and I realized that Logan liked me about his age.

00:13:56.240 And he was actually much younger than when he told me.

00:13:59.000 You gotta hustle, yo. 0.99

00:14:00.460 If you're going for older girls,

00:14:01.740 you can't be telling older women you're 19.

00:14:04.660 19?

00:14:04.980 You just turned 20.

00:14:06.120 You just turned 20.

00:14:06.900 You weren't a teenager.

00:14:07.960 You just turned 20.

00:14:09.440 I mean, that's illegal.

00:14:10.820 I was fresh out the teens.

00:14:12.000 Yeah.

00:14:12.580 So anyway, when I Googled and saw how old Logan was,

00:14:16.580 that's when I was like, hey, listen, dude,

00:14:18.220 like I'm not interested in dating you

00:14:20.220 because you're just like too young for me. 1.00

00:14:21.560 But I am down to like maybe fuck. 1.00

00:14:24.600 Yeah, to make love. 1.00

00:14:26.040 I'm down to make love if you're into it.

00:14:28.660 And then Logan, because he was still from a small town state.

00:14:33.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:34.000 He was like, you know, that no one ever speaks to me like that.

00:14:38.740 That's so offensive, blah, blah.

00:14:40.020 Like, no, thank you.

00:14:40.980 Which I'm trying to like place myself in the mindset of 20-year-old Logan.

00:14:44.760 Like, you were a good boy.

00:14:46.360 You were a good boy.

00:14:47.560 Yes. 1.00

00:14:47.880 And like, I did that to fuck with you. 1.00

00:14:50.100 Like, I wasn't serious. 1.00

00:14:51.000 He said that on my podcast, but I don't believe it.

00:14:52.680 I feel like Logan was just a really good boy back then.

00:14:54.880 Because he does come from like a good family, Ohio.

00:14:57.860 And he then got a girlfriend afterwards, Jessica.

00:15:01.060 And like, he's such a good boy.

00:15:02.600 like she had a son

00:15:03.380 and he was like

00:15:03.860 obsessed with the son

00:15:04.740 and he was like 1.00

00:15:05.260 the second fuck 1.00

00:15:05.800 I was a stepdad 1.00

00:15:06.200 for a little bit

00:15:06.740 yeah like that

00:15:07.460 that's not what 0.99

00:15:08.560 a fuckboy would do 1.00

00:15:09.360 a fuckboy 1.00

00:15:09.860 if he was just 1.00

00:15:10.580 like a fuckboy 1.00

00:15:11.220 he would just be like 1.00

00:15:12.100 alright I had sex 0.99

00:15:13.240 with Jessica 0.99

00:15:13.660 peace out

00:15:14.140 but like he

00:15:14.600 or like he wouldn't

00:15:15.400 even date a girl

00:15:16.080 that has a son

00:15:16.800 at 20 years old

00:15:17.540 come on

00:15:17.980 you're still figuring

00:15:19.100 yourself out

00:15:19.620 you don't have time

00:15:20.080 to have a son

00:15:20.660 but I appreciate you

00:15:21.860 for believing in me

00:15:23.500 and trying to have 0.99

00:15:24.360 sex with me 0.99

00:15:25.000 since day one 0.98

00:15:26.080 that's why I said

00:15:27.160 we've stayed away

00:15:28.060 from doing it

00:15:28.720 and like good

00:15:29.720 good job for us

00:15:30.920 you know

00:15:31.420 well I'm also

00:15:32.580 actually not the type of person

00:15:33.700 that goes out

00:15:34.560 and like hooks up

00:15:35.140 with random people.

00:15:35.660 Well, according to the story

00:15:36.640 you just told,

00:15:37.280 that's completely false.

00:15:38.060 I wanted to do it,

00:15:38.720 but I'm so happy

00:15:39.620 that I didn't

00:15:40.300 because I do get

00:15:41.140 emotionally attached

00:15:41.920 and I do want to get

00:15:43.000 to know someone

00:15:43.540 and I'm more of a

00:15:44.600 serial dater

00:15:45.400 and I get boyfriends

00:15:47.020 than I do.

00:15:47.980 Will you hook up with dudes?

00:15:49.020 Will you give it in?

00:15:49.980 Give it in?

00:15:50.560 Night one?

00:15:52.380 Say you're going

00:15:52.780 on a nice date.

00:15:53.500 One time I did have sex

00:15:55.340 with a guy on the first date. 0.51

00:15:56.880 Yeah. 0.96

00:15:57.360 It was so fucking hot. 0.96

00:15:58.960 Was that it? 0.98

00:15:59.740 Was it strictly

00:16:00.420 exterior appearance?

00:16:02.580 my boyfriend and I just broke up again.

00:16:05.720 Usually when I say we broke up,

00:16:06.960 I just mean he was cheating on me

00:16:08.060 and then he dumped me.

00:16:08.980 No big deal.

00:16:09.740 I love how you're like,

00:16:10.600 just constantly like staring at the camera

00:16:12.180 instead of us.

00:16:12.780 Wait, do I not?

00:16:13.600 What do I love?

00:16:14.540 Well, it's also just a conversation.

00:16:16.740 Like I do it sometimes, you know,

00:16:17.840 but like also, you know,

00:16:19.460 right here.

00:16:20.860 Why am I so anxious?

00:16:22.080 No, don't be anxious.

00:16:22.920 I'm so scared of Logan's fans.

00:16:27.160 Of his fans?

00:16:27.920 No, y'all gotta leave bottom of the line.

00:16:28.640 Why don't you just not,

00:16:29.420 the easiest way,

00:16:30.080 you could literally just turn them off.

00:16:31.360 Just don't read the comment.

00:16:31.980 if you don't read anything

00:16:32.900 they don't exist

00:16:33.860 but here's what

00:16:34.640 I don't know how to read

00:16:35.540 just don't

00:16:36.220 the only thing you have to do

00:16:37.060 is just not read YouTube comments

00:16:38.360 like your point is exactly right

00:16:39.960 YouTube is the meanest place

00:16:41.560 on the internet

00:16:42.000 because

00:16:42.520 I'll tell you why

00:16:43.400 it's mostly kids

00:16:45.420 like when's the last time

00:16:46.380 how old are you?

00:16:47.500 30

00:16:47.680 I just turned 30 0.99

00:16:48.340 fucking great age 0.99

00:16:49.000 when's the last time you 0.99

00:16:49.820 I heard that you always say that

00:16:51.100 for anyone that's 30

00:16:52.300 when's the last time you commented

00:16:53.580 on a

00:16:54.260 on a YouTube video

00:16:55.320 like besides your own

00:16:56.880 I do

00:16:57.420 I've recently been like

00:16:59.120 getting into YouTube

00:16:59.780 and I just like

00:17:00.620 to talk to people

00:17:01.820 so i've been commenting she's a bad case study all right yeah but i'm like like something like

00:17:06.020 hey good job i love this yo but also the kids and this and i i had this moment when i was like 14

00:17:11.600 they don't um really understand what they're saying they're not conscious enough to know

00:17:15.860 that a thing they type on a keyboard can like really hurt violates feelings like bro when i

00:17:19.360 was when i was when i was 14 when i was 14 i um i knew what haters were and i was always like yeah 0.64

00:17:28.240 screw the haters you know haters suck and like i went to go comment on a youtube video and i was 0.98

00:17:33.520 like this sucks you suck and before i press enter i was like what what am i you were lost in a trance 1.00

00:17:40.160 lost in the sauce i was a hater and i was and i didn't think twice bro i think there's oh it 1.00

00:17:45.100 happens so easy for like 16 and under what do you think causes that i think there's a huge

00:17:49.840 correlation between lack of brain development that's what i was gonna not not just lack of

00:17:53.180 brain development on young people but i think there's a large correlation between negative

00:17:56.980 comments and lack of brain development in general i i bet you if you drew like a like a chart to

00:18:03.100 figure out the the uh brain power of people that leave most negative comments i would tell you 0.97

00:18:08.060 they're probably the dumber people do you think because it's just it's easy because it's an easy 0.99

00:18:11.920 maybe maybe emotionally i like no no not even just straight dumb people but also how can you expect 1.00

00:18:17.480 a young kid to understand what empathy is i bet like 90 of them do but the 10 that don't are 0.99

00:18:22.560 vocal as fuck on it plus they're all jacked up on mountain dew bro oh yeah it's also because it 0.98

00:18:28.440 doesn't seem real they don't look at you as a real person they look at you someone who's supposed 0.99

00:18:31.860 to like just entertain a clown so they just say whatever they want and also a lot of times people

00:18:36.220 say mean comments is because they had a bad day like i've i've dealt with people who said something

00:18:40.320 mean to me and a lot of times i respond from my followers and i'll be like hey dude what's going

00:18:44.440 on with you like why are you acting like this and i'll be like oh my god i'm so sorry like i was 0.93

00:18:47.720 just having like the worst fucking day and i saw you and i just want to like go off on you and like 0.98

00:18:51.680 I'm so sorry 0.94

00:18:52.180 like I'm such a big fan

00:18:53.020 blah blah

00:18:53.400 obviously in my heart 1.00

00:18:54.660 I'm like go fuck yourself 1.00

00:18:55.560 yeah they shift 1.00

00:18:56.080 they shift

00:18:56.700 hey we're not clowns 0.88

00:18:58.560 we're not clowns

00:18:59.160 we're real people

00:18:59.900 with purple hair

00:19:01.080 red jumpsuits

00:19:02.240 and snakeskin belts

00:19:03.320 that's what we are

00:19:04.780 red jumpsuits

00:19:06.080 I think the biggest

00:19:06.860 reason too

00:19:07.540 a lot of people do

00:19:08.460 is because they know

00:19:09.100 it's the easiest way

00:19:09.780 to get noticed

00:19:11.200 yeah

00:19:11.660 and so like a lot of times

00:19:12.700 like somebody will leave

00:19:13.840 a comment that'll be like 1.00

00:19:15.000 you're the fuck 1.00

00:19:16.460 gayest ever 1.00

00:19:17.400 or some shit 1.00

00:19:18.300 and I'm just like 0.99

00:19:19.120 I'll be like

00:19:19.880 hey maybe

00:19:20.520 like that's not very nice

00:19:21.660 and then they go wow you noticed me awesome i'm your biggest fan let me address something real

00:19:27.160 quick because you actually brought this up someone asked mike he's doing a q a youtube video and

00:19:30.800 someone asked him to said why do y'all spend so much time talking about haters such when you have

00:19:34.860 so many fans and both of us were like that is one of the best points and that night i put out an

00:19:40.100 instagram story that got better engagement than any other instagram story i've ever put out in

00:19:44.920 my life that said um i just want to let everybody who fucks with me know that if you ever know what

00:19:50.120 city we're in or you ever know like where we are where i'm at whatever come and say what's up to

00:19:53.920 me i love you guys like i love you fans the people that are cool that are putting out good energy

00:19:58.740 more than you even think you love us like you are so important to me and so important to logan and 0.99

00:20:02.520 spencer and everybody so straight up like it was a good point like fuck fuck the haters it's a great 0.99

00:20:07.920 i just i like to talk about it because i like to try to figure out the psyche of the haters and 0.99

00:20:11.620 and by the way why it's almost pointless in talking about it is because let's be honest

00:20:15.240 they're not the ones watching this video like they'll watch a couple seconds then not even

00:20:20.020 they watch a clip

00:20:20.620 they find on Twitter

00:20:21.240 so like

00:20:21.620 I remember when I

00:20:22.660 had that

00:20:24.040 it's not true actually

00:20:24.720 no it is true

00:20:25.660 listen

00:20:25.940 when I had the

00:20:26.680 slip up

00:20:28.320 the verbiage slip up

00:20:29.360 where I said I was 0.99

00:20:30.320 fucking 0.99

00:20:31.300 they know what you're saying 1.00

00:20:33.300 they know what you're talking about 0.63

00:20:34.160 the gay thing 0.97

00:20:35.480 the gay thing 0.86

00:20:36.200 I didn't say it

00:20:37.220 but

00:20:38.060 but

00:20:39.160 we had a

00:20:40.360 a guy

00:20:40.800 from the LGBTQ community

00:20:42.100 Josh Seyfried

00:20:43.540 shout out Josh Seyfried

00:20:44.180 come on the show

00:20:44.780 and

00:20:45.500 it was

00:20:46.280 it was

00:20:46.860 a dialogue

00:20:48.080 about

00:20:48.740 again

00:20:49.380 the verbiage slip up

00:20:51.460 and that

00:20:52.280 was supposed to be the remedy

00:20:55.800 the apology

00:20:56.640 the making of amends

00:20:58.780 making amends of the situation

00:21:00.160 100,000

00:21:02.220 200,000 views

00:21:03.260 the people who dislike us

00:21:06.340 like to dislike us

00:21:08.700 and they're not here to worry about what we have to say

00:21:10.560 after the fact

00:21:11.300 let's change the subject 0.70

00:21:12.640 what about free my homie stuff

00:21:15.960 we didn't call it

00:21:17.140 Yeah, let's get there whenever you feel like.

00:21:18.360 Unless you want to host the show.

00:21:19.260 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:20.160 I just...

00:21:20.740 I mean, wait.

00:21:22.860 Are you asking?

00:21:23.520 Sexual tension, am I right?

00:21:25.040 Between Mike and I?

00:21:26.040 So much.

00:21:26.800 Have you ever felt that?

00:21:27.940 What?

00:21:28.320 Sexual tension between us?

00:21:30.220 Absolutely not.

00:21:31.180 Never felt for him.

00:21:32.220 Oh, that's a defense mechanism right there.

00:21:33.960 See how quickly he answered?

00:21:35.400 Answering a question?

00:21:36.220 He just wants to give a beach.

00:21:38.100 That's what that means.

00:21:39.280 Is answering a question fast a defense mechanism?

00:21:41.960 Like, watch this.

00:21:42.700 When you do it.

00:21:43.480 Two plus two.

00:21:43.980 all right what continent are we on right now i don't know do you really not know i bet she

00:21:52.760 doesn't i don't know no no no hold up bro where do we find these guys no hold up please answer

00:21:56.960 give me give me something to work yeah we actually should probably please what continent 0.86

00:22:00.540 are we on please please please come on oh i can't even fucking do that is it the u.s i don't know 0.79

00:22:06.200 the u.s yes that's right oh it is okay no it's not it's we're in north america we are uh okay 1.00

00:22:12.540 whatever I'm all right clearly I want to suck a dick all right because I at least I don't know 0.99

00:22:15.680 what continent we're on fuck all right so Violet Benson runs a uh comedy page a meme page on 0.99

00:22:20.760 Instagram it's got four million followers and I want to get into how you built that up and all 0.96

00:22:24.720 that stuff but it's called daddy issues and I googled this daddy issues and is an informal

00:22:29.300 phrase for the psychological challenges resulting from an absent or abnormal relationship with one's

00:22:33.560 father often manifesting in a distrust of or sexual desire for men who act as father is that

00:22:38.980 you what do you mean it's wrong it's on google it's on dictionary.com it's on dictionary.com

00:22:43.980 i assume most people most things on that side are true i you know i think when i even when i

00:22:48.860 started daddy issues okay i'm not i think when i started daddy issues i i tried to set to show

00:22:54.380 that there's a separation it's not always girls that go for older guys and because they're trying

00:22:58.980 to look for a father figure and those men like there's there's a different type of girls with

00:23:02.980 daddy issues which i think is where someone like me comes in where i didn't get the emotional love

00:23:07.520 I lacked that for my father

00:23:10.160 so I yearn for intimacy

00:23:12.460 and connection for men and I have abandonment

00:23:14.480 issues. So for me it had to do more

00:23:16.400 with emotional than it had to do with me

00:23:18.240 looking for like a 70 year old to like 1.00

00:23:20.200 you know suck his dick or something. I don't know. 1.00

00:23:22.360 That wasn't for me.

00:23:23.600 That's a really just horrible example.

00:23:27.000 Is there a difference between a daddy

00:23:28.380 and a zaddy? 0.97

00:23:29.840 What'd you say?

00:23:32.480 A daddy? I feel like

00:23:34.400 when I say zaddy it's like he's just like

00:23:36.260 so sexy.

00:23:37.520 yeah but how often are you calling dudes daddy like seriously like i don't i don't i'm not like

00:23:43.340 into that to be honest that's not like really my thing but sometimes like as a joke but like i

00:23:48.400 don't say it seriously especially now if i'm like about to hook up with someone like i don't say

00:23:51.920 that because like my my dad at one point you just don't want to put the vibe out that they're going

00:23:56.000 to become a dad like right before that that's just that's dangerous territory how often are you 0.96

00:24:02.240 calling if like there's a boss ass girl do you call her daddy yeah oh i i got what you're saying 0.90

00:24:08.500 about call her daddy i started my account like before them so i'm known as daddy there no not 0.98

00:24:14.700 at all so like if you had a chance to you wouldn't just go on a bashing rampage right now and try to 0.85

00:24:18.600 get them off the fucking air what i don't know it just seems like something you might want my whole 0.53

00:24:21.980 literally my whole brand is to women supporting other women so i would never bash up that i think 0.99

00:24:27.640 they're so cool like i i love their podcast i think their pockets is really cool so do you mind

00:24:31.480 exploring your abandonment issues that you talked about like what why did your story promote you to

00:24:37.880 create this page well i didn't start daddy issues because um of my actual daddy issues i i'm the way

00:24:45.360 okay so let me somehow start from the beginning i was born in russia so my whole family were very

00:24:50.840 oh yeah you speak fluent russian yes but i guess you don't i didn't go no

00:24:56.080 oh godzilla yeah um anyway just came out yeah on holiday there's nothing like doing nothing

00:25:05.160 as an expedia member you can save up to 30 when you add a hotel to your flight so you can go out

00:25:10.840 there with great ambition to do absolutely nothing for less expedia made to travel yeah so maybe i

00:25:17.920 don't know what continent i'm on but i do speak three languages russia in i don't know just for

00:25:23.940 people watching this the continent's north america i i feel like most of you probably know that

00:25:28.880 russia anyway you guys it's asia just are you smarter than that go ahead anyway okay so i was

00:25:39.420 running russia when i was one we moved to israel when i was uh 14 we won the green card lottery

00:25:44.540 and we moved to the u.s so we moved straight to los angeles when i first moved to the u.s i

00:25:49.260 i was not fluent in english it took me some time to learn it so not only do you come to like los

00:25:54.860 angeles was it's already so mortifying to go to school in los angeles because people are just so

00:25:59.880 different like i english i was just kind of not that good at it so it took me some time to adjust

00:26:04.880 so for like somebody going through puberty and adjusting it just wasn't that great

00:26:08.640 but it's as my father abandonment issues my father and i have a great relationship now

00:26:13.640 but until I was like 24 or so um I didn't grow up with my dad ever like you know telling me that he

00:26:19.800 loves me or hugging me or things like that but I thought that's was normal because he he was it

00:26:25.840 was more tough love and it has to do with his upbringing I understand that now as I'm older

00:26:29.400 but I remember one day when I was in the U.S. one of my my first American friends

00:26:34.900 she um we were just hanging out and her dad comes in and then her dad um her dad she asked her dad

00:26:41.460 for advice i literally still remember this she asked her dad for advice and uh then he gives

00:26:46.220 her advice he's like hang out with us which was so weird to me then they to me it's weird because

00:26:50.820 i didn't grow up like that then they hug and they say i love you they say i love you and then they

00:26:54.540 hug and i'm just sitting there like this wow really i was just so confused because i didn't

00:26:59.060 i didn't know that was normal because like the way i grew up wasn't like that wow they're harsh

00:27:03.580 in russia cold winders there in siberia yeah why why i feel like that happens a lot i was

00:27:09.120 what i say everywhere i see this i see this a lot i see a lot of parents um i don't know if neglect

00:27:14.740 is the right word we'll use it here neglecting their children during the most important and

00:27:18.460 developmental years of their life and then oftentimes what you just described when the

00:27:23.000 kid has grown up and matured into an adult they're friends again and there's a healthy relationship 0.96

00:27:27.580 there like you just described with your dad have you ever asked him like yo pops what was fucking 0.85

00:27:33.140 good why didn't you love me and take care of me like you should have when i was a child so i'm 0.76

00:27:36.760 gonna clarify this really quick oh logan do you relate oh can you stop reading the cue cards that

00:27:42.360 my producer holds up for me wait guys let me hold on so when that happened i was so surprised i asked

00:27:48.700 my friend kylie can you type like like leave leave me alone violet and then show her so she

00:27:55.740 reads that one a lot you guys you're ruining my moment well let me get to that okay dive in get

00:28:04.280 in there anyway when this thing happened with kylie my best friend kylie and i saw that i saw

00:28:09.500 what happened i was like wait is this normal like do you guys do this all the time i'm like you guys

00:28:12.740 just say i love you like that like it's nothing and she goes yeah and i go and i was like honestly

00:28:16.520 i'm like i can't even imagine i'm like that's so weird like i can't even imagine trying to hug my

00:28:20.580 dad like what if he was like ew what are you doing and of course like i'm 15 so like for a 15 year

00:28:25.380 old your brain you're not you're just so scared of the rejection obviously now i would think that's

00:28:30.240 silly but being a young like adult still growing especially in a new country like it just didn't

00:28:35.420 I didn't process it correctly I don't think it came from my father not loving me any less than 0.71

00:28:41.300 my mother did it was just tough love that's my when you a lot of times when you talk to immigrant

00:28:46.220 parents or people like not from this country when you hear the things they've been through you're

00:28:50.480 like are you fucking kidding me and here I'm complaining about my life my father he grew up 0.87

00:28:54.840 during the soviet union my dad looks very jewish and his upbringing for my mother's is so different 1.00

00:29:00.580 like well my mother she's blonde blue eyes so she can kind of get away with looking like a goy 0.75

00:29:06.520 which is a non-jew so people bullied her a little less um for being jewish during the soviet union 0.99

00:29:11.960 my father it was it was constant hell like the teachers would be mean as i can't i don't even

00:29:18.060 want to get into how bad it was for a jewish person during the soviet union and you know you

00:29:23.080 don't want to it's just a lot but i think it'd be interesting the way my father grew up is that his

00:29:27.660 dad when my dad was around 18 years old um during the soviet union it was communism and with

00:29:33.140 communism people should google it again i don't feel like explaining it but with communism um

00:29:38.560 even if you own a business you're considered a criminal because you're not allowed to have

00:29:42.800 your own business or whatever you're not allowed to be your own person during communism

00:29:45.580 and my his father so my grandfather was put in jail and then his the guards continuously beat

00:29:51.720 him out for being a Jew. And it got to the point that when my dad would visit him, he he was 0.66

00:29:56.680 becoming more and more of a vegetable. So it got hard to my father to even talk to him. And then

00:30:00.980 the day that my grandfather was being released from jail, he got beat up to death for being a

00:30:05.920 Jew. So like when you hear stories like that of what it was like for these people to to grow up

00:30:12.000 in a different country and then you're like, I'm complaining about my life. Like, are you kidding

00:30:15.940 me? Like, I'm so thankful for my life. So to know this is the type of upbringing that my father

00:30:20.100 came from. Like, I understand why then he had to give me tough love. My father's tough love was so

00:30:25.460 tough that he told me when I was growing up, he said, Violet, one day you're going to grow up and

00:30:31.820 your looks are going to fade and your husband may cheat on you and leave you with nothing. So all

00:30:36.000 you have to fall back on is your education, your career. And I'm like, instilled in my head.

00:30:42.380 So yeah, so you know, he said that growing up and also my dad traveled a lot for work. So I didn't

00:30:47.200 grew up with him around until I moved to America that's where it comes from um but yeah now uh so

00:30:54.820 it wasn't until I started daddy issues that I start to understand myself more and I'll get to

00:30:59.840 in a second when you guys ask me how I started daddy issues and so once I like understood myself

00:31:05.320 more and got more comfortable in my own skin because daddy issues when I started it was more

00:31:09.840 for reasons for myself um than it was to you know get fans or whatever like I honestly don't give a

00:31:17.200 care to be to do that it wasn't for any of that so so yeah once I understood myself more that's 0.86

00:31:23.000 when I was like you know I don't give a fuck if my dad rejects me if I try to hug him like if I 0.76

00:31:26.860 love my dad and I want to tell him that like I'm just gonna say it and I started that around 24 0.95

00:31:31.280 and that's around the time that we like my whole family we start to hug each other more and to say 0.88

00:31:35.240 I love you more and it's been really nice wow congratulations not now do you hug the shit out 0.99

00:31:39.940 No. I mean… I'm still Russian. 0.99

00:31:43.820 You guys don't hug? 0.63

00:31:45.020 Russians don't hug? 1.00

00:31:46.040 No. We hug but not like every two seconds.

00:31:48.080 How many bears have you wrestled?

00:31:51.740 Zero.

00:31:52.540 Zero? Oh, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:31:54.380 He's wrestled bears. 1.00

00:31:55.860 Just one. I'm not even Russian.

00:31:57.360 I feel like I look like a Russian.

00:31:58.680 So your page is like a…

00:32:00.040 It's a meme page.

00:32:01.980 It's a commentary page on like…

00:32:05.180 Societal…

00:32:06.520 Society…

00:32:08.520 societal society well i'm just saying like look it's like okay never mind let's go back about

00:32:13.960 that time you try to bang me because i didn't do any research so uh quote unquote societal you came

00:32:19.640 here and you said y'all don't need to do research on me i'm a good talker i can talk and i just

00:32:25.540 witnessed it and you're right it was very interesting and also i think uh growing up

00:32:30.560 in russia which you i think your dad wasn't didn't learn how to be a dad from his father

00:32:39.520 and so like you said it's you have to understand his father was also alcoholic constantly cheated

00:32:43.580 on his mother my dad had such a close relationship with my mother after his father passed away

00:32:47.980 my dad made sure he was constantly working really hard in order to support his mother

00:32:52.040 i mean yeah to hear life like that like i look i said i always looked up to him even when we 0.98

00:32:58.320 didn't have a good relationship so i'm on your page right now and like here's one your vagina 0.98

00:33:02.420 is now named after the title of the last tv show you watched what is it dead what would yours be 1.00

00:33:07.360 i would answer but i don't have a vagine line order wow that's awesome i feel like you could

00:33:14.520 probably call most vaginas line order wow so it's just i mean you have a comedy bone a very evident

00:33:20.900 comedy but where did you get that from like look at this girl with the one eye from timmy turner 0.96

00:33:24.440 when your man helps you clean but your idea of clean his idea of clean are totally different 1.00

00:33:27.760 and you're trying to not be an ungrateful bitch. 0.99

00:33:30.580 This one's not funny. 0.99

00:33:31.680 But you see what I'm saying?

00:33:33.940 I'd say you got a 50% hit rate.

00:33:37.260 What are you making me laugh?

00:33:38.500 All right. 1.00

00:33:39.220 Look where she's leaning, by the way. 1.00

00:33:40.800 Uh-oh. 1.00

00:33:41.180 She's got anxiety all the way lean back. 0.78

00:33:44.220 I told her, if we give you one of these chairs,

00:33:46.200 because we keep the guests upright on the stools, 0.99

00:33:48.600 she's going to lean back.

00:33:50.000 She's like, I'm a podcast expert.

00:33:51.680 Where are you going?

00:33:53.380 Whoa, you just slapped me.

00:33:55.980 Ow.

00:33:56.920 Okay, I just need to get comfortable.

00:33:59.200 Jeez.

00:33:59.680 Violet, where are you finding all these memes?

00:34:01.060 Do you want to do some more breath work?

00:34:02.320 No.

00:34:02.960 Where are you finding all these memes?

00:34:05.620 Anywhere.

00:34:06.100 Sometimes I make them.

00:34:07.120 Sometimes I just find them on the internet.

00:34:08.840 Or people just send them to me.

00:34:10.160 Wait a second.

00:34:10.640 You're telling me you find memes on the internet.

00:34:13.340 That seems a little off.

00:34:15.540 Are you giving credit?

00:34:17.180 Like, what's the deal with that?

00:34:18.500 So you do give credit?

00:34:19.960 I do give credit.

00:34:20.760 But let me get to the point really quick.

00:34:22.840 Whenever any old Viner asks me if I give credit.

00:34:25.120 But where do Viners get their videos from? 0.99

00:34:27.220 They get them from fucking memes. 1.00

00:34:28.440 So a lot of times when I make my meme or someone else, 0.99

00:34:31.540 they find their idea.

00:34:32.580 You're going to have to shoot down that rationale.

00:34:34.480 Way to generalize an entire population of creators.

00:34:37.300 Past creators.

00:34:38.540 A lot of them.

00:34:39.400 And also Vine.

00:34:40.180 It doesn't even exist anymore.

00:34:40.820 It's 2019.

00:34:41.820 Vine was dead back in 1999.

00:34:45.200 1967.

00:34:46.520 So the thing is, I do give credit.

00:34:49.100 And sometimes I also make them.

00:34:50.880 I try to.

00:34:51.520 But it's really hard.

00:34:52.400 like I feel like now

00:34:53.180 the internet is so like

00:34:54.340 generalized

00:34:55.100 and what is it

00:34:56.380 curated the word is

00:34:57.560 curated

00:34:57.900 yeah that's fine

00:34:59.000 cultivated

00:35:00.000 so when I post memes

00:35:01.760 it's not really

00:35:02.500 like I don't know

00:35:03.180 I just want to make people laugh

00:35:04.240 like that's really the goal

00:35:05.240 more than it is to

00:35:06.480 like this one's funny

00:35:07.380 I really enjoy this

00:35:08.300 how I feel when

00:35:09.220 I'm on top

00:35:10.020 and he's grabbing onto my love handles

00:35:11.400 that is so true

00:35:12.480 just a little dough ball

00:35:13.620 wait love handles

00:35:15.160 are awesome

00:35:16.160 any comment on that

00:35:19.780 or are you just going to be

00:35:20.320 a silent podcast guest

00:35:21.520 yo I came up

00:35:24.240 and I showed up

00:35:24.920 for your podcast

00:35:25.680 ladies and gentlemen

00:35:26.380 where are you

00:35:27.080 burp drink

00:35:27.860 okay I'm sorry

00:35:28.980 has just walked

00:35:29.500 into the building

00:35:30.160 yo why don't you

00:35:31.780 why don't you ask her 1.00

00:35:32.840 some hard hitting 1.00

00:35:33.360 fucking questions bro 1.00

00:35:34.660 you guys I'm just 1.00

00:35:35.840 when's the last time 1.00

00:35:36.620 you had a fucking threesome 1.00

00:35:37.780 I've never had a threesome 1.00

00:35:41.080 oh no

00:35:44.760 now everyone's gonna hate me

00:35:46.180 this was such a bad idea

00:35:49.020 alright

00:35:49.320 okay

00:35:49.860 when's the last time

00:35:50.540 you had a cheeseburger

00:35:51.140 Okay, okay. 0.99

00:35:51.540 Let's get to some relatable shit here. 1.00

00:35:53.080 The audience wants fucking beef and stew, dude. 1.00

00:35:56.220 Ask her some shit, not where she finds her fucking memes, dude. 1.00

00:35:59.340 Well, I'm just curious. 1.00

00:35:59.960 Good God.

00:36:00.220 No, because the credit thing is a big deal.

00:36:02.200 A lot of people get really mad over that.

00:36:03.760 And you've stolen some of my content without credit. 1.00

00:36:05.960 Fat Jewish. 1.00

00:36:06.580 What? 1.00

00:36:06.800 Famous example. 1.00

00:36:07.920 Fat Jewish. 1.00

00:36:08.300 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:36:08.660 Famous example.

00:36:09.080 He came under fire for- 1.00

00:36:09.960 Major fucking fire. 0.99

00:36:10.980 Sorry, I just woke up. 0.99

00:36:12.060 I'm here, folks.

00:36:12.720 Yep. 1.00

00:36:13.000 Fat fucking Jewish. 1.00

00:36:13.960 Mike's here. 1.00

00:36:14.560 Major problem.

00:36:16.160 Didn't credit his creators. 1.00

00:36:17.560 Almost lost his fucking shit because of it. 1.00

00:36:19.760 Got in a lot of trouble for it. 0.99

00:36:20.840 one of the most famous meme pages of all time do you credit your creators and if you don't and if 0.81

00:36:26.600 the fat jewish got in trouble a few years ago because it wasn't about stealing memes it was 0.92

00:36:32.080 he was taking content of actual um comedians or comedians are trying to grow as comedians from 0.86

00:36:38.080 twitter and he was taking their jokes and not crediting the comedians that's where he started

00:36:42.020 to get heat from a bunch of comedians and that's where he started like the whole thing started but

00:36:46.100 A lot of times I create my own memes and like people take off my watermark or people steal it.

00:36:51.260 And I personally don't get upset because I know in the end of the day, it's already on the internet.

00:36:55.360 There's nothing I can do.

00:36:56.100 And I know it's more to make people happy and to make people laugh.

00:36:58.600 But I also understand if you are a struggling comedian or if you're trying to be funny and you think it's going to help you, like I understand where it's coming from.

00:37:05.500 And of course, I will always want to be able to give credit.

00:37:08.240 Secondly, the reason why I'm coming off awkwardly or whatever, like I guess totally I get it if I have anxiety.

00:37:12.660 but I came on this podcast

00:37:14.380 because I thought

00:37:14.960 I was going to get more

00:37:15.880 like into deep conversations

00:37:17.100 like I started daddy

00:37:18.120 she's not all that

00:37:18.860 so no no it's fine

00:37:20.380 so I wasn't

00:37:21.400 so I guess

00:37:21.760 so you had an expectation

00:37:22.820 you set an expectation

00:37:24.380 for this for our show

00:37:25.780 no I mean too

00:37:26.780 well it sounds like you did

00:37:27.500 but like I just

00:37:28.260 I guess I wasn't going to like

00:37:29.360 talk about like

00:37:29.980 a bunch of sex 0.95

00:37:30.620 because I do know 0.99

00:37:31.380 I do know you guys 0.91

00:37:32.140 talk about sex

00:37:33.000 like a lot on your podcast

00:37:33.940 so I just

00:37:34.600 I wasn't expecting

00:37:35.360 Mike only asked you

00:37:35.820 one question

00:37:36.420 why not

00:37:37.440 Mike only asked you

00:37:37.780 we talked about

00:37:38.440 again I'm no stop

00:37:39.340 for love of God 1.00

00:37:39.900 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:37:41.300 stop stop 1.00

00:37:41.580 stop

00:37:42.640 i i just before this podcast started i showed mike a clip of him just trying to interject 0.98

00:37:50.540 because you're sucking ass on today's podcast you're not doing good i'm trying to jump in 0.98

00:37:54.960 here and help a little all right fine i think mike talks about sex a lot and so far in this 1.00

00:37:58.600 podcast i think we've only brought up one thing about sex two two things our past hookup little

00:38:04.460 situation and mike asked you once if you had a threesome so like i also think you may be going

00:38:08.740 down a path that we aren't going and are skewing what we're saying like like we just talked about

00:38:14.400 communist russia for a second where's that in the in the highlights of viola benson okay 0.91

00:38:19.220 we could have talked about communist sex but we didn't because that's not cool it's just not cool

00:38:26.120 it just depends on the guest violet and i'm sorry but when you're posting memes about love handles 0.92

00:38:29.660 having sex like where do you like where do you think honestly what do you want to talk about

00:38:33.560 It's so relatable. 0.94

00:38:34.560 I mean, I love hands if I get it.

00:38:35.320 It really is. 0.99

00:38:36.280 God damn it. 0.99

00:38:37.380 It is very relatable. 0.99

00:38:39.240 So sometimes we bring it up.

00:38:40.540 But also, one of the first things you said, not on the podcast when you got here, was

00:38:44.160 I think you guys have a misrepresentation of my brand.

00:38:47.160 So can you please describe your brand to us?

00:38:48.780 Because on your meme page, it is very sexual.

00:38:50.760 And now you're saying that's not what you expected this to be.

00:38:54.060 So I'm a little confused right now.

00:38:57.180 Okay, I understand.

00:38:57.900 What is your brand?

00:38:59.060 Like, what would you like to talk about?

00:39:01.900 No, I want to talk about everything.

00:39:03.560 that's what I meant but like I I think with daddy issues a lot of people a lot of times people think

00:39:07.240 daddy issues just means like it's a lot of sex and all that like when I started daddy issues four

00:39:11.640 or five years ago it was it had to do with the fact that women weren't talking about like enjoying 0.66

00:39:15.760 sex enjoying masturbating and it was also topics that I wasn't as comfortable with like talking 0.84

00:39:20.340 about masturbating but like you know masturbating is super chill and like every girl should be 0.99

00:39:23.840 should masturbate but so that's where it came from like obviously nowadays sex is everywhere 0.98

00:39:29.900 So if I started this Daddy Issues meme page, it just it wouldn't be as successful. 0.98

00:39:33.800 No, it wouldn't be as noticed because everyone talks about sex.

00:39:36.020 People literally post nudes on Instagram at this point, you know.

00:39:39.400 So that's why my brand kind of changed.

00:39:41.580 Or I guess around these days where even on my podcast, Too Tired to be Crazy, I talk

00:39:46.520 about more like self-help and like self-love and how how to love yourself and how to get

00:39:51.600 over a heartbreak and stuff like that.

00:39:53.120 So I don't mean, of course, like I love my meme page. 0.53

00:39:56.060 But even when I started it, it wasn't because it's like, oh, I just like love writing dicks.

00:40:00.540 So, like, I'm just going to make this page. 0.85

00:40:02.120 It's like, I want to write a daddy who's 70 years old. 1.00

00:40:04.860 Like, fuck, yeah. 1.00

00:40:05.760 Let's have anal. 1.00

00:40:06.520 Like, that wasn't it. 0.99

00:40:09.420 I'm just saying.

00:40:12.100 That's not what it was.

00:40:13.040 I think one of the major issues on this episode, I'll just jump in here if that's okay.

00:40:18.580 Yeah, go for it.

00:40:19.080 Are you sure?

00:40:20.680 I'm pretty sure this time you're fine.

00:40:22.080 All right. 0.99

00:40:22.400 Here we fucking go. 0.99

00:40:23.280 I think one of the problems here 0.99

00:40:24.440 Is you roll into an episode

00:40:25.740 Expecting or even thinking

00:40:27.040 That we could talk about a meme page

00:40:28.300 For more than like 10 minutes

00:40:29.280 Like I'm sorry

00:40:30.140 Bro let me tell you something

00:40:31.700 About my internal timer

00:40:32.760 We haven't even

00:40:34.160 Talked about her meme page

00:40:35.900 For three minutes

00:40:36.820 Oh has it

00:40:37.540 Literally not three minutes bro

00:40:39.280 Like I just want you to know 0.99

00:40:41.300 I have this shit down to science bro 0.99

00:40:43.480 I'm not even talking to you about it 0.99

00:40:45.640 I was just saying like

00:40:46.540 I don't know

00:40:47.960 Like three minutes

00:40:49.060 Seems like a good amount of time

00:40:50.140 For a meme page

00:40:50.800 Like how long can you talk

00:40:52.440 About a meme page for

00:40:53.260 Meme page

00:40:54.260 We're a three minutes guy

00:40:55.560 And also you don't think

00:40:56.380 It's impressive that

00:40:57.020 Violet has built a meme page 0.98

00:40:58.200 So what's fucking good Mike 0.93

00:41:00.960 But I just mean like 0.99

00:41:01.900 So what's fucking good Mike 0.96

00:41:02.940 But I just mean 0.99

00:41:03.620 Oh no fucking pants 0.99

00:41:04.860 But I just mean like 1.00

00:41:05.820 Yeah but she did

00:41:06.860 It's a dope meme page

00:41:07.860 But where do you go now

00:41:08.880 She switched the meme page

00:41:11.820 It was all daddy issues 1.00

00:41:13.060 Then you had a pivot point

00:41:14.680 Where you decided to go

00:41:16.160 I'm Violet Benson

00:41:17.420 And now the profile picture

00:41:18.900 Is your face

00:41:20.120 Why did you do that

00:41:21.680 Look at

00:41:22.300 by the way great profile picture wait is that you has it been your face forever no it hasn't it was

00:41:28.020 it was it was strictly an anonymous daddy issues account wow so why did you why did you do this

00:41:33.800 so you can send dms no okay so let me just say the reason i started daddy issues four to five

00:41:42.920 years ago was because i used to be an accountant i have two degrees i have a business law degree

00:41:47.680 and an accounting degree then how come you don't know what continent we're on i'm just not good

00:41:51.620 of geography.

00:41:53.180 I told you this kid

00:41:54.200 was on one today, dude. 1.00

00:41:55.280 He's fucking lost. 0.99

00:41:56.180 I'm just done with 1.00

00:41:56.980 everyone's shit, yo. 1.00

00:41:58.160 He's lost the fucking plot 1.00

00:41:58.480 today, dude. 1.00

00:41:59.060 He woke up in a bad mood.

00:42:00.160 He's been in a bad mood 1.00

00:42:00.820 all fucking day. 0.99

00:42:01.480 That's not true. 1.00

00:42:02.200 That's fucking true. 0.98

00:42:03.100 I feel great. 0.99

00:42:03.720 This is a train wreck

00:42:04.760 and you're driving the train.

00:42:06.000 Should I leave? 1.00

00:42:06.440 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:42:07.540 Mike, shut the fuck up 1.00

00:42:08.560 for a second. 1.00

00:42:09.320 Fair enough.

00:42:09.780 I at least said

00:42:10.860 like three things today.

00:42:12.720 Yo, fans,

00:42:13.460 do a clock count

00:42:14.200 on this episode

00:42:14.820 and see who talked the most.

00:42:15.780 Guarantee it wasn't me.

00:42:16.400 See who talked the most

00:42:17.040 while other people

00:42:17.500 were talking too

00:42:18.100 while you're Mike I'm sorry to mean to I know it's okay I'm not I love you don't mean me don't make 0.83

00:42:23.600 a fucking meme of me please why would I if anyone ever pissed me off I'm not gonna make a meme off

00:42:28.080 of them because it's just gonna give them more attention it's not my thing anyway so I'll make 0.98

00:42:33.720 it quick before Mike interjects I'm just kidding wait let me interject okay so um yeah I have a

00:42:40.260 business line accounting degree I graduated when I was 20 in three years because that's just how

00:42:44.620 our life is all my everyone my family has a secondary degree it was very important for me

00:42:49.160 to become a CPA I started working this public accounting firm I wanted to be an accountant

00:42:53.420 I really thought that's my future but the women in my company made it impossible for me and they 1.00

00:42:57.500 were constantly bullying me and they're making my life so miserable to the point that I every day 0.98

00:43:02.020 when I would come to work I would cry uh in the mornings it was like I would come 20 minutes

00:43:06.880 early just so I can cry in the car and then I would go in and I just you know I just I could 0.55

00:43:11.200 understand why these women didn't like me because i not cry at home before you got to work or like 0.68

00:43:15.600 in traffic on the way um because i was like i can't believe i'm fucking here like i'm at the 0.84

00:43:19.560 building and i'm just like crying so that was the catalyst for the tears yeah and i'm the way i grew 0.83

00:43:24.240 up like you know my family we don't show emotions so i didn't i still didn't know how to deal with

00:43:29.580 it so even me crying like i it's not like i talked to anyone about it so when i was getting more and

00:43:34.280 more sad or like more depressed like i've i've no one to talk to it about it because i'm i'm so

00:43:37.880 embarrassed that i'm even experiencing all these emotions so anyway basically i was so miserable i

00:43:44.360 stopped having any friends like i just didn't want to talk to anyone i would just go to work 0.54

00:43:48.380 and public accounting firm is serious shit like i would go like 6 a.m and i would leave sometimes 0.59

00:43:52.760 at 10 p.m because i really wanted to become like a partner like i wanted to work hard and 0.95

00:43:56.980 these women made it impossible for me um and growing up i don't want to get into it but when

00:44:02.480 i was younger growing up i was born with a birth defect which i'm not going to talk about but like

00:44:06.640 i was already like was it not anything i want to talk about right now i don't talk about it i feel

00:44:11.680 like when i'm ready to talk about i will have you ever said it online no since when since when i was

00:44:17.480 like five years old i was already bully friend took like years to um fix it or whatever so

00:44:21.740 growing up like it took me a while to even get into my looks um and i think that's also why i'm

00:44:27.800 it took me forever to even like really flirt with guys or whatever because i just stay away from guys

00:44:32.460 because I was you know I felt ugly and I didn't want to talk to anyone anyone so when I finally

00:44:38.020 grew into my looks an accounting firm I was kind of bullied by these women for my looks again but 0.72

00:44:43.000 for being a cute girl so it's like I almost couldn't fucking win I was like so sick of anyone

00:44:47.220 constantly focusing on my looks I had no social media I didn't care for it but the reason I started

00:44:53.200 the meme page it was just like it was anonymous because it's just like for once I didn't want to

00:44:58.020 focus on my looks from when I wasn't cute to when I am kind of cute like just leave me alone 0.82

00:45:02.060 and i was so lost i had no idea who i was as a person like i like i can like these women

00:45:07.500 completely like broke me so anyway so when i am i crying so did is it did you use comedy then to

00:45:15.280 like basically help get out of that is that is that where daddy issues came in i also want to

00:45:21.260 explain that when i get emotional i'm not crying because i'm because i'm sad it's because

00:45:27.680 i feel everything so even if i'm talking about my past or anything i don't like

00:45:35.320 i can feel uh that emotions or like like what you went through yeah sorry you're gonna make

00:45:45.600 me cry by the oh oh now you're gonna force no i don't um so sorry i didn't want to hug no don't

00:45:52.600 be sorry for crying you gotta let it out i want to say that i'm not upset it's just because i feel

00:45:57.640 everything when i'm talking about my past or moments where i felt low i can feel whatever

00:46:03.520 i experienced in that moment and that's why i teared up was it harder being made fun of for

00:46:08.880 not being pretty or for being too pretty would you say i mean it doesn't i just never really 0.95

00:46:15.620 cared for like look i can't explain like and it doesn't even matter even when those women 0.64

00:46:19.400 gave me shit for being cute or whatever I didn't feel it like when I looked in the mail like I 0.98

00:46:24.880 didn't see it because when somebody tells you you're like disgusting or whatever like for so 0.99

00:46:31.180 many years or if you're bullied in the end doesn't matter what you look like you're still gonna

00:46:34.880 believe it anyway so that's why I started my meme page it

00:46:40.840 um so that's why I started my meme page it had to do with me it had to do with making myself feel

00:46:48.540 better because i was so lost at that point and when i was posting things it was just things that

00:46:52.900 i thought i was weird and then um because i have such an obsessive personality and at this point

00:46:57.860 i had no friends like i'm very good at figuring out like how to like get followers and things

00:47:02.400 like that so that's how i managed i was just like so you started the page from zero from the ground

00:47:06.300 up yeah posting content it was like my only escape that i had at this moment so that's why i was just 0.99

00:47:12.320 so focused on it and and suddenly these girls started tagging each other on this account and

00:47:17.420 and suddenly I was like oh shit like I thought I was the only one that felt like this is so crazy 0.97

00:47:22.900 and the more I be and when daddy issues first started it was my alter ego because I thought 0.99

00:47:28.500 this girl is so fucking cool and like I'm not even close to being this girl so she was my alter ego

00:47:32.960 because I couldn't even imagine being this girl because I don't even know who I am and the more 0.83

00:47:37.300 I continued daddy issues and the more I kept continued to do it and the more it grew and me

00:47:41.720 trying to understand what people wanted because people don't even realize but they slowly start

00:47:45.520 to form me because there's more like oh her caption is so good I'm like oh they like my

00:47:48.660 caption let me make it more oh people like more about talking about dating okay like only post

00:47:52.520 about dating so they started to like the fans created me and the more they finally formed me

00:47:58.200 and created me that's when I finally got my confidence and I finally realized who I am

00:48:01.700 and it was the first time in my whole life where I finally felt like I fit in and even if I didn't

00:48:06.100 like I didn't care anymore and I it was one of the first times I finally like slowly started to

00:48:11.440 love myself. And then after that is when I realized, oh, shit, this is also helping other 0.91

00:48:15.580 people. And I started to help other people. So again, when I started Daddy Issues, it was 0.99

00:48:19.640 literally because I was like so depressed and like so lost in a moment and had nothing to do

00:48:24.500 with wanting to be famous. And I still don't care about being famous. Like I knew when I grew my

00:48:29.480 account and I was like, oh, should I have a voice? I knew I was like, OK, how do I make a difference?

00:48:35.100 Like, how do I help people? That was always my goal. And whenever I strayed from it, because I

00:48:40.360 focus on you know the money or being popular the likes is when I get sad because I know that like

00:48:47.860 my path and my goal in life is to make other people feel good about themselves because growing

00:48:51.740 up when I was bullied I always was like damn I wish there was someone I could talk to you know

00:48:56.100 so so today how are you doing just that how are you empowering women to achieve their goals to 0.89

00:49:01.440 avoid being in a situation that you describe where you're being made fun of no matter what you look

00:49:05.900 like well aside from I used to have a blog called it was on daddy issues la.com where I would just

00:49:12.360 write like from poems to different blogs on self-love or how to let someone go if they're

00:49:16.900 toxic and now even with my podcast I realized that in order for me to not make it like another

00:49:22.940 podcast like a lot of people have where just they talk a lot about like you know dating or sex or

00:49:27.140 whatever like that is fun and that is my brand but that's why I have episodes where it's like okay

00:49:31.500 how to move on from a breakup or like how to heal how to love yourself because i have i i come

00:49:37.420 constantly growing and i have learned how to love myself and even even while i was anonymous as daddy

00:49:43.520 issues i was anonymous for two years and after two years i i felt like it was time to you know

00:49:48.000 come out and show who i am to connect my face with the brand that's when i did like my last

00:49:52.760 procedure whatever like the last thing that i needed to fix whatever i felt insecure about

00:49:56.920 because i knew that people are going to be really mean to me on the internet but i was like that's

00:50:01.120 one thing that i don't want people to be mean to me about because i like spent my whole life

00:50:05.740 not liking it so that was like the last thing that i fixed so when people say now to me 0.91

00:50:11.760 fuck i fucking hate crying why sorry good to get it out though because i didn't grow up around a 0.97

00:50:17.560 family that cries so i'm uncomfortable you got a new family now and it's called impulsive 0.99

00:50:20.860 so if you want to cry feel free to cry on impulsive let it out let it out thank you

00:50:25.300 making our editor cry too so yeah so you like so have you been open about those types of like

00:50:32.580 procedures or things you went through like a procedure but i mean i did like go to doctors

00:50:36.740 for a lot and i i will talk about eventually i think recently i kind of mentioned on my podcast

00:50:41.000 that i like i was kind of bullied for something but i haven't i just feel like it's my story to

00:50:46.040 tell them when i feel like i'm ready i'll share because i do want to help other people feel good

00:50:50.040 about themselves but so after i did that so i did okay thank you i'm curious if you do you think

00:50:57.340 there's like procedures that can go too far because like the world we live in today what i

00:51:01.980 did it wasn't like it's not like i changed like yeah yeah no i'm not saying about you in particular

00:51:05.880 just like there's a lot of people who change their self image like to extremes uh today do

00:51:14.140 you think that's detrimental um i think i do think because since i do try to empower women and

00:51:20.220 everything i do i do think it's hard because we went from you know all the models out there being

00:51:24.440 super skinny and people felt like it wasn't empowering so then now then we opened the door

00:51:29.040 to you know curvy women everyone's like yes woman empowerment and then something changed again and 1.00

00:51:33.860 now it's like it went from being curvy natural women to now everyone getting like big ass and 0.99

00:51:39.000 then big tits and then small waist and it's again like it's unnatural and doesn't make sense so 0.97

00:51:43.540 i do think we we paved the way from again making women feel good about themselves and i i do wish 0.58

00:51:49.380 i do want i do wish there was a way for me to try to figure out how to help people feel good

00:51:53.660 about themselves i'm not gonna lie there's moments where i want to feel pretty too and i post like a 0.86

00:51:57.760 picture of myself in a bathing suit and i know that some girls it irritates them because they're 0.99

00:52:01.540 like fuck you you know where do you where do you post that just curious on my personal instagram 1.00

00:52:06.220 yeah uh how many followers does that have just curious i don't know 600 something oh for real 1.00

00:52:12.640 so you're 600 something thousand yeah yeah sorry so you're you're building a dual brand here yeah

00:52:18.300 it was at one point i decided to to to separate my brands so from daddy issues and viola benson

00:52:24.180 so they're a little separated dad issues is still more fun and it can be rated r because

00:52:28.240 honestly just because i don't really have sex all the time like i love talking about sex i think 0.93

00:52:33.300 it's hilarious i like watch porn all the time i talk about with my friends like i masturbate like 0.59

00:52:37.980 i just think it's so normal so you think porn's cool like porn's like healthy oh my god yeah oh

00:52:43.880 where's my phone i wish i could show you this other this hilarious thing i just oh my god i

00:52:47.940 would love to see it can we get her phone where's her phone location of the phone over there phone

00:52:53.480 so you don't think that porn's unhealthy you think it's i think obviously anything in moderation

00:52:59.360 do you think it's unhealthy

00:53:00.560 yeah I think it can be for sure

00:53:05.660 I think if

00:53:07.060 it creates a very unrealistic

00:53:09.500 what can't be unhealthy

00:53:11.320 besides breathing

00:53:13.120 if you do too much of something what can't be unhealthy

00:53:15.780 meditating

00:53:18.180 I disagree bro

00:53:20.320 if you find yourself meditating all day

00:53:22.460 you are living a life of only meditation

00:53:24.060 and no actual achievement

00:53:25.600 cutting grass

00:53:26.680 can i see can i see the thing i wrote that is wow wait who's that girl 0.96

00:53:34.600 oh no my assistant saw danny she's so pure danny no i'm so sorry oh my god there was so much cum 0.67

00:53:43.260 i'm just gonna say it that wow ew that guy looked like he has a yeast infection not quite 0.89

00:53:47.480 but but you see this how is it healthy well that's physically unhealthy like physically

00:53:52.080 unhealthy right there it's disgusting yeah but you so you like we just saw it we were looking at

00:53:57.020 it for fun like it was just funny so it's fun but the point is i think i i want to help people 0.55

00:54:01.360 understand and women in general that if you want to talk about sex like talk about sex if you do 0.57

00:54:05.240 want to go around like sleep around then sleep around like but it's not for everyone and that's

00:54:08.680 where my alter ego came came about like i'm not that kind of girl because i had a boyfriend for

00:54:13.080 so many years but i wish i could be that kind of girl that's why she's my alter ego and a lot of

00:54:17.540 i feel like people forget to separate that or if i talk about sex yeah but you're but you're really

00:54:21.880 cool so i okay it's sometimes hard for me to to put myself in your shoes i find it fascinating

00:54:27.940 that social media helped you find yourself but also just listening to you it can tear you down

00:54:36.400 very easily as well well i think i have moments where it gets me down but i'm a very strong

00:54:42.480 person I mean I grew up the way I the way I grew up thinking I'm I can't cry and that's a weakness

00:54:48.260 and never wanting to talk to anyone about which is not a good way to live by the way but it forced

00:54:54.100 me to always be okay with myself so even even when I sit there and I'm like oh I'm experiencing

00:54:58.920 anxiety or I'm sad or I was depressed I'm not the type of person that does it in order for someone

00:55:02.840 to feel sorry for me like whenever I've I've been outspoken and said it and I'm my next step is but

00:55:08.220 this is how i overcame it and this is what i can this is what you can do as well i love that that

00:55:13.080 is my brand i will never sit there and feel sorry for myself and i will never let anyone destroy me

00:55:17.640 because like i've gone this far on my own and if i cry i know now that it's not because i'm weak

00:55:23.100 it's because i'm able i'm so much stronger because i'm able to express my emotions now

00:55:26.840 i i think i asked you that on your podcast i i asked you um because you're often very open with

00:55:33.300 how you're feeling and i i asked you if when you get out of that rut of depression sadness whatever

00:55:38.920 you want to call it do you share how you did that with your with your audience yeah like like there's

00:55:44.220 a problem but do you share the solution when you find it yeah i do now i do now and like but of

00:55:50.560 course like everyone's different with how like even brittany and i we handle things even brittany

00:55:55.960 and i we handle things differently there's a fight here yeah um i'm gonna get it i got fast hands 0.81

00:56:00.620 did you see me fight the Russian your culture your brother actually Ivan Drago

00:56:05.260 marked him with an uppercut anyways you and Brittany Brittany Furlan who was also on this

00:56:09.800 podcast yeah we we handle things differently like yeah we're good friends but like we we handle

00:56:15.420 things differently so um I'm not going to tell anyone how what they do how they do is wrong but

00:56:20.520 I think I think because I'm an immigrant I have a very immigrant mentality which is like kind of

00:56:25.980 like a survivor mentality so i can't help it by always and because the way i grew up being bullied

00:56:31.660 and keeping it to myself because because you know god forbid i i cried that's weak and also i never

00:56:36.700 wanted to tell my parents when i was sad because it wasn't their fault that there was like my mom

00:56:40.780 lacked some vitamins and i was born like whatever and i didn't want i felt like i always had to be

00:56:46.100 strong for everyone and then as i grew older and as my brand has developed is when i realized like

00:56:51.080 oh even if you're strong like it's okay to be weak for other people it's okay to sometimes break

00:56:55.820 I feel like that now, Violet.

00:56:57.860 I do.

00:56:58.320 I agree because I was watching the Brittany Furlan episode

00:57:00.860 and I felt like everyone was kind of getting on you

00:57:02.980 about the fact that you're not crying and all that.

00:57:05.280 But I just-

00:57:05.740 Oh, because my dog,

00:57:06.220 that's the episode I talked about it on.

00:57:07.540 But I also want to say that people express

00:57:09.480 how they, with their emotions,

00:57:11.720 what they're feeling in completely different ways.

00:57:13.820 And just because now it's become more cool

00:57:16.940 to talk about our feelings

00:57:18.060 and to tell people when we're sad,

00:57:20.260 I think it doesn't mean that we have to force somebody

00:57:23.160 that doesn't normally cry to cry, you know?

00:57:25.660 like he does it doesn't mean that logan logan's not going to express his emotions the same way

00:57:29.380 someone else does so when i saw that episode like i didn't think it was that great like it's not fair

00:57:33.900 you know oh yeah and the way me like even crying right now in front of you guys and me saying i'm

00:57:39.660 sorry that's like obviously a defense like a reflex but if i was doing this podcast like six

00:57:45.220 years ago i would i would first of all not shed a tear and if i did i would literally leave i would

00:57:50.560 it's so i i don't want to see anyone i don't want anyone to see me crying so so we can like we can

00:57:56.320 just judge other people because you know because didn't you grow up in a family where your dad

00:57:59.940 like you don't want to be weak next to your dad i don't uh yeah it was it was more of a personal

00:58:03.800 thing like my dad was my mom will disagree with this but my dad was cool with crying i watched

00:58:09.680 my dad cry few and far between but like i'm sure your dad's probably very similar like you've seen

00:58:14.480 him cry like three to five times yeah like once or twice and he my dad wouldn't tell me like you

00:58:21.140 can't cry but i saw him cry so few times that me trying to be my dad exactly didn't think it was

00:58:28.000 okay to cry yeah and and whenever i felt it i tried to to hold it back and and i think it stuck

00:58:34.840 with me and the way i react to most things now it's like i i often don't find myself crying so

00:58:40.800 when i do cry it's like there's some serious shit's going down yeah yeah yeah i i get it i

00:58:45.880 can relate and now i feel like i'm just like when i cry i guess i just have so many emotions from 0.60

00:58:52.600 the past and all that but i never cry because i feel sorry for myself i don't have a victim

00:58:57.340 mentality not that there's anything wrong with that but i do believe that oh yeah there's something

00:59:01.160 wrong with that you know i want to keep moving forward always i'm a i think there's something

00:59:04.980 wrong with the victim mentality just gonna say that yeah i guess let's try not to do that you're

00:59:09.240 out a victim make life happen don't let life well you can always figure out a way to get through it

00:59:14.060 whatever you're going through you're goddamn right you are can mom hey do you have facts

00:59:19.080 can we do a segment spencer's got some facts but but also but also thank you for opening up to us

00:59:24.740 i want you to know i really appreciate that and uh i bet our fans did too yeah that was excellent

00:59:29.140 spencer's got facts yeah here we go scotty facts scotty pippen uh is suing a five-year-old

00:59:37.320 Yeah, so...

00:59:38.520 What'd you say now?

00:59:39.040 This five-year-old defaced his home with crayons.

00:59:44.160 So when he was gone, he rented out his house to a couple,

00:59:48.400 like one of his mansions.

00:59:50.060 And this girl cost $109,000.

00:59:54.080 Whoa, how many crayons did she have?

00:59:55.920 She must have had the 64-pack.

00:59:57.100 I don't know, dude.

00:59:57.720 How do you have had the 64-pack?

00:59:58.580 So many different colors.

01:00:00.220 He's a basketball player.

01:00:01.040 Basketball player, yeah.

01:00:01.980 Like the inside of the house?

01:00:03.540 Inside of the house.

01:00:04.480 Do you have a picture of the damage?

01:00:05.920 No.

01:00:06.640 But he's suing a five-year-old. 1.00

01:00:08.260 I mean, fuck that kid. 1.00

01:00:10.220 She's a dickhead. 1.00

01:00:11.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:11.620 Wow.

01:00:12.500 How many crayons?

01:00:13.820 A lot, dude.

01:00:14.360 A 64.

01:00:14.760 Wait, whoa, wait.

01:00:16.600 How much money in damage?

01:00:18.020 109,000.

01:00:19.060 Bro, what does she draw on

01:00:20.920 that isn't a simple white paint job? 1.00

01:00:23.240 Cars, dicks, art. 0.98

01:00:25.100 Yeah, artwork. 1.00

01:00:25.700 She probably defaced artwork, huh? 1.00

01:00:27.320 Yeah. 0.89

01:00:28.060 So there's two comedians.

01:00:31.120 Let me pull up their name.

01:00:32.500 But two comedians rented out the house

01:00:34.860 and their daughter just went nutso with Krantz.

01:00:38.680 She's a comedian's daughter, bro.

01:00:40.760 Yeah, well, obviously they're suing because of the parents,

01:00:43.760 not because of the daughter.

01:00:45.220 It's like, I know you have money.

01:00:46.400 You rented the house for me.

01:00:47.740 I had expectations you wouldn't ruin anything.

01:00:49.340 He's going after the five-year-old, though.

01:00:50.580 I mean, at first I was going to complain about this, 0.99

01:00:54.560 but now I'm like, fucking pay up. 0.99

01:00:56.800 You got to get that money. 0.99

01:00:58.740 Well, if someone rented a house from you

01:01:00.140 and then someone ruined something in your house,

01:01:02.280 that's kind of messed up.

01:01:03.080 Yeah yeah exactly

01:01:05.080 And the title is just a clickbait

01:01:06.740 Yeah but it's also messed up to like poop on the floor

01:01:08.920 And the five year old might have done that too 1.00

01:01:10.260 At this point she could have done anything

01:01:12.920 Like the whole thing is like

01:01:13.780 I don't like that he's suing a five year old

01:01:15.940 But I've also met Scotty Pippen

01:01:17.200 It doesn't surprise me that he's suing a five year old 0.99

01:01:18.960 Wasn't he a dick to you? 0.99

01:01:19.900 He just he always looks so sad 0.99

01:01:21.880 Like he just has that face of someone that's just

01:01:23.960 Look this is false happiness

01:01:25.960 That's not real bro within five seconds from that bro 0.99

01:01:28.320 He fucking got so 0.99

01:01:30.060 Is this a five year old he sued? 1.00

01:01:31.320 He bailed on the pound

01:01:33.260 You see that?

01:01:33.800 Yeah, he broke because he won't do it.

01:01:35.140 He won't take pictures, pound, no high fives.

01:01:36.680 He'd rather put his hand in his jacket.

01:01:38.440 Nothing.

01:01:38.940 He's not even putting anything in there.

01:01:40.480 He's just doing it so he doesn't have to pound it.

01:01:42.080 All right, so this one actually affects us, guys.

01:01:43.840 Medieval diseases are infecting California's homeless.

01:01:47.340 So typhus and tuberculosis.

01:01:50.420 TB?

01:01:51.240 TB.

01:01:51.920 Wow.

01:01:52.300 They're hitting the streets right now.

01:01:53.880 Like, it's rampant.

01:01:55.580 As long as Dave didn't have it, our boy Dave.

01:01:59.700 From the homeless fan blowing vlog.

01:02:02.220 i think we're good can i also all right so that's the thing but i do want to talk about that

01:02:07.020 if y'all could comment below because this is actually something that intrigues me and maybe

01:02:11.420 with your wisdom you could help me out uh we did this vlog i i threw ten thousand dollars in a fan

01:02:17.460 and it it blew everywhere ten of my friends went and grabbed it and i also had a homeless guy there

01:02:24.280 so accordingly about seven of my friends gave the money that they collected to the homeless guy

01:02:28.220 we're not going to name the three that didn't we already have but the dude walked away with about

01:02:33.920 seven eight thousand dollars oh um and i asked him i was like i was like yo like how much money

01:02:38.440 you make like collecting in a year and he's like i don't like five five thousand dollars or so

01:02:42.300 so this is the most amount of money he's made by far dave i don't know if you're watching this but

01:02:48.460 not a week later i saw him in the same spot collecting money next to the freeway and my

01:02:53.760 question is given the kickstart that i provided him with why is he did he end up in the same

01:03:02.660 position that i found if you get a big bag are you gonna quit your job he's got a decent size

01:03:07.540 you got a decent size bag you're not just gonna quit your job it's like getting a bonus at work

01:03:11.040 wait what what are you saying quit your what your job your what what do you think he's gonna be like

01:03:14.980 you know i'm gonna take that money and invest like stocks uh this is what's like yeah or i guess he

01:03:19.420 might be lying about the 5k too because i've heard that 200 bucks a day dude i've heard that

01:03:24.540 some homeless men can make like 50 70 grand that was a documentary about a homeless guy that made

01:03:29.820 a hundred thousand dollars in the documentary there were a year and they were following bro

01:03:33.340 some of them have tuberculosis bro some of them get off the corner they take their dough that 0.97

01:03:38.420 they made from the day and they get in their fucking car dude yeah not every homeless person 0.98

01:03:42.620 is obviously real homeless person but yeah i mean it makes sense and a lot of times homeless people 0.98

01:03:47.440 they have um mental health issues and a lot of times they're not all good in the head so i i

01:03:52.460 don't know i don't want to generalize i think you speak for dave when you say that specific i think

01:03:57.220 that's it because like yo i've provided him with a leg up and now a cushion a safety cushion to

01:04:02.200 to pay rent to buy food whatever he needs to do to possibly go look for a job which is what i was

01:04:07.680 trying to get you to say like i wouldn't call it he wasn't but like forget the word job like

01:04:12.880 i'm saying if you got a good bag would you leave your revenue stream no but also you know what i'm

01:04:18.120 saying guys for a homeless person to even get to the point of being homeless most of them

01:04:21.800 you have to get in such a mental state that you are now because you know all of us we're always

01:04:26.120 the human nature is to be too proud i don't need help like i'm too proud that's the human nature

01:04:30.900 so for a person to get to the point where they're past it and they're just sitting begging for money

01:04:36.380 they're already in a completely different mental state than all of us that we can understand so

01:04:40.360 Of course he goes back to the corner.

01:04:42.200 I disagree with that because a lot of people sometimes are behind one month's rent.

01:04:49.140 They lose their job.

01:04:50.320 They get kicked out of their apartment.

01:04:51.380 They have nowhere to go.

01:04:52.020 They have no friends in the city.

01:04:53.040 And out of nowhere, they're homeless.

01:04:54.380 Literally homeless.

01:04:55.080 And it has nothing to do with their mental state.

01:04:56.500 People become homeless overnight.

01:04:58.240 It happens all the time.

01:04:59.380 Literally all the time.

01:04:59.920 But you go to a homeless shelter.

01:05:01.260 Maybe you go to a homeless shelter and then a week goes by.

01:05:03.600 But I'm talking about somebody that's been homeless for a while or whatever this guy's situation is.

01:05:06.780 It's probably also chronic.

01:05:07.840 Chronic, chronic.

01:05:08.520 He doesn't know where to go.

01:05:09.720 like you gave him money

01:05:10.900 but like he's so used

01:05:11.820 to being where he's at

01:05:12.560 like he just goes back

01:05:13.400 to where he's at 0.99

01:05:13.920 like what the fuck 0.99

01:05:14.440 what do you think 0.99

01:05:14.960 like what do you think

01:05:15.460 I do with $70,000

01:05:16.260 it made me a little sad

01:05:17.500 of course

01:05:18.120 it made me sad

01:05:18.660 I have the solution

01:05:19.480 alright

01:05:19.800 so the SEC

01:05:21.040 conference

01:05:22.760 for football

01:05:23.580 they lifted the booze ban

01:05:25.460 so I think that

01:05:26.360 will solve it

01:05:27.000 really

01:05:27.360 you can have booze

01:05:28.800 now at SEC football games

01:05:30.500 that's incredible news

01:05:32.080 that's awesome

01:05:32.700 that takes care of

01:05:33.420 what you guys are going for

01:05:33.940 that's college yeah

01:05:34.460 yep

01:05:34.860 never went to one college

01:05:35.760 football game

01:05:36.300 one of my biggest regrets

01:05:37.460 never

01:05:37.900 haven't to this day

01:05:39.120 They've been to one college football game.

01:05:40.700 College football games are fun, dude.

01:05:42.320 Missing out.

01:05:42.840 I was too busy studying in the honors dorm when I was in college. 1.00

01:05:45.420 Yeah, I'm such a fucking pussy. 1.00

01:05:46.980 That's all I got. 1.00

01:05:48.580 All right, thank you.

01:05:49.280 That was facts for Spencer.

01:05:51.920 Facts.

01:05:53.740 Do you want to read the cue card?

01:05:54.640 I know you just did.

01:05:56.500 Violet is our first guest to clock the cue card every time Dylan turns it around.

01:06:01.300 Dating, culture, today, good or bad?

01:06:04.200 Good slash bad.

01:06:05.160 Good slash bad.

01:06:06.320 Question mark.

01:06:06.760 Good slash bad.

01:06:07.580 um so talk about tinder raya raya tinder's great because i work with them so okay

01:06:13.940 no it is great actually no uh the dating culture these days i think social media and the dating

01:06:20.720 culture in general has made dating a little harder because now you know people don't even

01:06:26.960 try to make relationships work it's like oh you don't want me fuck that okay whatever let me start

01:06:30.580 swiping and you start swiping right and left oh yeah and even instagram became like a dating app

01:06:34.580 at this point so um the dating culture these days is not that great i would say um it's just getting

01:06:40.380 worse but what do i know i think you're right for your spot i think i bet statistically factually

01:06:45.520 you're probably right too i i have this weird optimism that like the generation that watches

01:06:51.460 our podcast and like gen z is like pretty driven and passionate like again it's like a maybe

01:06:57.580 delusional optimism but for me i know part of my biggest problems with dating is like i'm so

01:07:04.100 fucking focus on on what i do it's hard for me to delegate my mental capacity anywhere else

01:07:11.280 especially when it comes to like emotional anything i agree i get it i feel like this 0.98

01:07:16.180 year that's why i didn't date like i've gone that's one thing i feel like i miss from saying

01:07:19.720 on my podcast like yes i haven't had sex this year but really yeah which is fine but i have

01:07:26.340 gone like i've gone on dates like guys ask me out like you know here and there and sometimes i'm

01:07:30.000 like okay fine whatever but like i'm literally i feel like i'm so checked out because this year

01:07:34.000 I was going through like escrow in my house

01:07:35.600 and like figuring out my business stuff

01:07:37.920 and because I do do everything on my own.

01:07:40.400 I don't have an HR manager anymore.

01:07:42.140 So I've just been so focused on doing it on my own

01:07:44.280 that I don't even have I think the emotional capacity

01:07:46.700 to focus on the partner right now.

01:07:48.780 So I can understand that part.

01:07:50.760 You haven't had sex this year

01:07:51.940 but would you be down to like hypothetically 0.92

01:07:53.560 maybe have sex? 0.90

01:07:55.280 No. 0.98

01:07:56.420 No, not after the episode and everyone making fun of me.

01:07:59.180 Well, I just have a game here.

01:08:00.480 Oh, then yes.

01:08:01.560 I just have a game here.

01:08:02.540 It's a classic.

01:08:03.480 He didn't show any cue cards.

01:08:04.580 I didn't know what the answer was.

01:08:05.480 Well, it doesn't guide me on everything.

01:08:06.980 It just occasionally turns around his laptop. 0.99

01:08:09.040 Let's play Fuck Mary Kill. 1.00

01:08:10.960 Woo! 1.00

01:08:11.600 Fuck Mary Kill. 1.00

01:08:12.820 Last one. 1.00

01:08:13.900 Damn it. 1.00

01:08:15.240 We'll do this first. 1.00

01:08:16.580 Aw, you gave it away.

01:08:17.600 No, hold up.

01:08:18.080 Oh, you caught that.

01:08:19.620 Austin McBroom, Jay Alvarez, MGK. 1.00

01:08:21.940 Fuck Mary Kill. 1.00

01:08:22.780 Who is that guy? 1.00

01:08:23.840 Austin McBroom, Jay Alvarez, MGK.

01:08:26.080 You don't know Austin McBroom?

01:08:27.520 Is that the guy from the Ace Family?

01:08:28.960 Oh, he is the daddy.

01:08:30.460 I just read stuff about him. 1.00

01:08:32.120 So I would kill him. 1.00

01:08:33.480 quick 1.00

01:08:35.040 I would definitely 1.00

01:08:37.480 fuck that guy 1.00

01:08:38.380 MGK 1.00

01:08:39.180 or Jay Alvarez

01:08:40.280 no 1.00

01:08:41.060 oh shit 1.00

01:08:42.420 now I'm left marrying Jay 1.00

01:08:43.680 damn 1.00

01:08:44.380 I'll divorce him 1.00

01:08:45.380 alright that's your plan 1.00

01:08:46.900 damn 0.99

01:08:47.500 that's a good plan 1.00

01:08:48.380 hey MGK's a stud 1.00

01:08:49.640 that guy's so hot

01:08:50.660 and he's 6'4

01:08:51.360 I think he might be 6'5 0.99

01:08:53.420 fuck that guy so bad 0.99

01:08:55.220 hey Colson 1.00

01:08:56.780 if you're watching this

01:08:57.740 daddy issues likes you 1.00

01:08:59.500 fuck marry kill 1.00

01:09:01.400 I've got triple D's 1.00

01:09:03.160 Oh my god

01:09:04.320 Chris Pratt

01:09:05.520 Well Chris Pratt

01:09:06.600 Is getting

01:09:07.200 Is getting married 0.61

01:09:08.220 Or is married 0.98

01:09:08.740 So of course 0.98

01:09:09.180 I'm gonna respect that

01:09:10.040 But if he wasn't married

01:09:11.680 I would 100% 1.00

01:09:12.900 Fuck him and marry him 1.00

01:09:14.380 You loved him 1.00

01:09:14.960 In Guardians of the Galaxy

01:09:15.860 I love him in everything

01:09:17.000 Yeah he's great

01:09:17.580 He's just so hot

01:09:18.080 Not Captain America

01:09:19.320 I love Captain America

01:09:21.240 I would marry him

01:09:21.980 Okay

01:09:22.280 Oh then I 0.99

01:09:23.300 That sucks 1.00

01:09:23.980 I guess I kill him 1.00

01:09:25.000 I don't have a choice 1.00

01:09:25.820 I feel bad

01:09:26.440 He's cool though

01:09:27.380 Oh you know him personally

01:09:29.320 No I'm an SNL

01:09:30.840 Oh okay

01:09:31.680 He seems chill

01:09:32.140 And then the last one, obviously, Jake Paul, Logan Paul, and Mike Malak.

01:09:38.380 Or Broly.

01:09:39.440 Please don't kill Broly, Lou.

01:09:42.320 This could get personal.

01:09:43.260 This is a good picture of Jake.

01:09:47.020 His hair looks nice.

01:09:48.240 I do want to let you know we are judging you on your answer.

01:09:51.580 Because I'm sitting across from you. 1.00

01:09:54.660 Okay, so I will kill Mike. 1.00

01:09:56.820 Obviously. 1.00

01:10:00.220 Mike's just like, what the fuck do you mean? 1.00

01:10:01.540 I was trying to get fucked and married, dude. 1.00

01:10:03.980 My daddy issues. 1.00

01:10:06.700 But I guess... 1.00

01:10:09.160 Oh, I would fuck Jake because he has a girth penis. 1.00

01:10:14.800 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:10:15.560 And then I guess I would marry Logan because you can tell he's going to be a good dad.

01:10:19.700 I am going to be a good dad. 1.00

01:10:21.740 So technically, in a way, I would fuck both of the brothers. 1.00

01:10:24.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:10:26.020 A girth penis. 1.00

01:10:27.520 Like girth Brooks. 1.00

01:10:29.260 No, Jake's like

01:10:30.900 It's going around now

01:10:31.860 Like

01:10:32.140 How did this

01:10:33.080 How did this catch win?

01:10:34.600 It just, you know

01:10:34.980 Things start

01:10:35.980 And

01:10:36.240 Kids packing

01:10:37.660 I'm gonna be honest

01:10:38.280 He's a brother of mine

01:10:39.080 Kids packing

01:10:40.160 Alright 1.00

01:10:41.260 Fuck Marry Kill 1.00

01:10:42.000 With Viola Benson 1.00

01:10:42.500 Thank you

01:10:44.660 I am gonna be a good dad

01:10:46.160 I want you to know

01:10:46.880 With my dogs already

01:10:48.780 I hug them in the morning

01:10:49.840 I say hello big girl

01:10:51.380 Talking to Ginger

01:10:52.920 I have a cat

01:10:54.020 Named Pancakes Benson

01:10:55.080 You should check her out 0.95

01:10:55.900 She's really cool

01:10:56.580 Do you have an Instagram?

01:10:57.680 Yeah

01:10:57.960 It's called Pancakes Benson

01:10:59.200 oh that makes sense

01:11:00.440 hey hey hey

01:11:01.380 let's do the audio only

01:11:02.640 let's get juicy

01:11:03.220 on audio only

01:11:03.920 on Spotify and iTunes

01:11:05.100 okay cool

01:11:06.140 Daddy Issues

01:11:06.700 Violet Benson

01:11:07.100 thanks for coming on

01:11:07.740 Impulsive

01:11:07.960 oh and don't forget

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01:11:12.100 no one remember it

01:11:13.060 no it's all good

01:11:14.340 no watch our episode

01:11:15.240 actually because

01:11:15.760 we talked about

01:11:16.660 a lot of different things

01:11:17.840 like these are two

01:11:18.420 very different podcasts

01:11:19.240 which is cool

01:11:19.940 that we were able to do that

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01:11:31.920 Oh, God.

01:11:33.080 I was so mortified by the first, like, 30 minutes of the episode. 1.00

01:11:36.600 I was like, fuck me. 1.00

01:11:37.460 I could tell. 1.00

01:11:38.280 Your energy was...

01:11:39.340 My energy was off.

01:11:40.180 And I hate when I have bad energy or, like, off energy

01:11:42.680 because I know it affects the people around me.

01:11:44.420 And that's, like, the last thing I want to do, you know?

01:11:46.720 I get...

01:11:47.280 I get...

01:11:47.760 Oddly, like, if I sense someone, like, shutting down and closing...

01:11:53.760 Totally, yeah.

01:11:54.360 I get sort of aggressive to try to open them up.

01:11:57.320 Like you would think I should, I should be like easier on them, but I kind of go harder.

01:12:02.460 No, it's fine.

01:12:03.120 I feel like I was shutting down and eventually like I, I, um, I'm very self-aware.

01:12:07.500 It's okay.

01:12:08.000 You don't have to not.

01:12:08.540 Yeah, you are self-aware.

01:12:09.520 But, uh, yeah, eventually like I opened up and stuff and I cried.

01:12:12.480 So I'm again, I made a list of things I wanted to talk about and I like told in my head,

01:12:17.020 like things that's going to happen.

01:12:18.300 Of course, like ended up crying.

01:12:19.560 I was like, that was not in my plan.

01:12:21.240 Maybe you shouldn't, maybe you shouldn't have expectations then.

01:12:23.600 Maybe you should go in a little more, you know, mindful instead of mindful.

01:12:27.320 We love Spencer!

01:12:33.880 We love Spencer!

01:12:37.820 That shouldn't be on the top.

01:12:38.860 That was incredible.

01:12:39.820 Yeah, man. 0.99

01:12:40.660 Hey, I heard you when you were talking about MGK and, you know, sexual intercourse. 0.99

01:12:45.560 You were like, I have triple E's, triple D's. 0.97

01:12:49.600 Is that like a selling point of yours?

01:12:52.440 No, my big heart is.

01:12:55.400 Well, then why don't you tell me you have a big heart?

01:12:57.320 No, it's just… It's a joke. 1.00

01:12:59.760 It's just a joke that I make because I have big tits. 1.00

01:13:01.220 Well, it's not a joke, but they are triple D's, right? 0.99

01:13:03.780 Yeah, I'm like a 32 triple D.

01:13:05.540 Wow. Is that your favorite part of your body?

01:13:08.600 What is my favorite part of my body?

01:13:10.340 It's my favorite part of your body, if I'm being honest.

01:13:12.440 It is my favorite part of my body.

01:13:13.640 I do have… I don't want to sound conceited, but… 0.99

01:13:16.140 I do have great tits and I'm so thankful for them. 0.97

01:13:18.280 I've had them since I was like 12 that I just had to develop. 0.97

01:13:20.760 Really?

01:13:21.220 It was like the worst.

01:13:22.080 Were you like the girl that… 0.99

01:13:23.820 Like the only girl in your school with boobs and all the guys were… 0.98

01:13:26.740 Like, did you send nudes? 0.98

01:13:28.220 When I was 12?

01:13:29.040 No.

01:13:29.760 I didn't send nudes when I was 12.

01:13:31.440 It was a school in Israel.

01:13:32.900 And like, I was the only one that started to grow a chest.

01:13:35.500 So what I started to do was I started to take, I took duct tape.

01:13:39.560 And I put duct tape all around my chest to wrap it. 0.60

01:13:42.180 Because I was trying to stop my boobs from growing.

01:13:44.320 What?

01:13:44.760 Because I was so embarrassed.

01:13:45.620 And then one day my mom comes to wake me up.

01:13:48.060 And she goes to wake me up.

01:13:49.160 And she can feel the duct tape on the side of my back.

01:13:51.460 And she goes, oh my god, Violeta, what is this?

01:13:53.880 Which is like, what is that?

01:13:55.000 and i'm like oh mom i'm having uh really bad back pain issues and the duct tape is to help me have

01:14:01.040 straight back and she's like oh i got you and then she got me a back brace and then i had to 0.98

01:14:05.580 wear the fucking back brace to tell her that like i was like i was trying to stop my boobs from 0.98

01:14:11.540 growing duct tape obviously didn't work no man i feel like it made it worse and then moving to 0.99

01:14:15.680 america with all the like um the gmos and yes i like i moved to america and like i think god was 0.99

01:14:22.380 like this girl is so awkward i gotta help her she doesn't speak english she's she's awkward 0.99

01:14:26.420 because i was like five eight also since i was 12 so it's like she's getting boobs at sex i think 0.98

01:14:31.820 tall as fucking yeah packing so when i moved to america i like went from a b to like a c in one 0.98

01:14:37.580 day to like a d to like a double d and now i still like now sometimes when i gain weight it just goes 0.98

01:14:42.660 to my chest coming at this from a logistic standpoint how did you get the duct tape on

01:14:47.640 alone you start like just feel like wrapping that around yourself would be not only uncomfortable

01:14:54.120 but difficult inefficient i'm uh i'm a creative mind you know i was like this is what i gotta do

01:15:01.140 yeah i feel you it didn't work and then i would take like heating pads and i put on my chest

01:15:05.060 hoping it would stop from growing it didn't and my mom i asked i was begging my mom for a breast 1.00

01:15:09.660 reduction but then she said like you know one day when you're older violetta you're gonna see women

01:15:14.180 are going to want to have a chest like yours and i was like yeah right and then she was right

01:15:18.100 and my boobs are very perky that's impressive that's great that's awesome good for you it's

01:15:24.100 clutch have you but are you have you ever considered getting a breast reduction is that 0.80

01:15:29.140 still on the table no not well because you walked in and we gave you the stool you said i have big

01:15:34.080 booze and something about your back problems or something because well i also just wanted a chair

01:15:39.380 so I was gonna say

01:15:40.280 whatever

01:15:40.540 I'm just wondering

01:15:41.440 at what point

01:15:41.960 is like

01:15:42.980 can you not sit on stools

01:15:44.680 and you're forced to get

01:15:45.500 eventually when I have kids

01:15:46.660 and I'm gonna like 1.00

01:15:47.340 breastfeed them

01:15:48.060 and then like you know

01:15:49.500 it gets to the point

01:15:50.120 where I have to lift up my boob 0.89

01:15:51.300 in order to like shower 0.99

01:15:52.340 in like those areas

01:15:53.780 then yes

01:15:54.380 then I'll get a 1.00

01:15:55.200 I'll get a breast lift 1.00

01:15:56.580 but right now 1.00

01:15:57.440 my tits are perky 1.00

01:15:58.280 they're great 1.00

01:15:58.920 that's why like

01:16:00.220 you know I can't

01:16:01.220 how many kids do you want to have

01:16:02.180 um

01:16:03.220 you know

01:16:03.600 two or three

01:16:04.220 two or three

01:16:04.960 yeah

01:16:05.620 I wanna start with twins

01:16:06.840 I wanna start with twins 1.00

01:16:07.740 you're going for the four banger

01:16:08.660 I might even do a five, bro. 1.00

01:16:09.680 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:16:10.760 I don't give a fuck about my wolf's vagina. 1.00

01:16:13.320 We're, like, tearing that shit up. 1.00

01:16:15.560 They're just going to walk out at one point. 1.00

01:16:17.460 After all.

01:16:18.220 Yo, we were talking about this, though.

01:16:20.900 Dylan and I were talking about this before.

01:16:22.320 They're figuring out a way to actually create humans in a lab. 0.69

01:16:27.680 So, like, you might be able to just, like, take a little bit of your sperm.

01:16:29.980 Take the egg.

01:16:31.160 Put them together.

01:16:31.780 Like an incubator?

01:16:33.860 Like an incubation system.

01:16:34.860 Yeah, but it's such a beautiful thing to, like, go through.

01:16:36.520 Like, when I saw it.

01:16:37.360 When I watched.

01:16:38.660 that's a beautiful thing

01:16:42.720 to tear up that

01:16:43.600 you know what I'm saying

01:16:44.700 it goes back 1.00

01:16:45.360 that's when girls are like 1.00

01:16:47.060 oh it's too big 1.00

01:16:47.660 it doesn't fit 1.00

01:16:48.140 it's like bitch 1.00

01:16:48.540 you're gonna have a baby 1.00

01:16:49.160 come out of there 1.00

01:16:49.700 that shit's gonna fit 0.99

01:16:50.600 but then like 0.99

01:16:51.780 that rips 1.00

01:16:52.740 all the way to your butthole 1.00

01:16:54.080 and they rips 1.00

01:16:54.700 if it does rip

01:16:55.880 just saying that

01:16:56.140 it's horrible

01:16:56.760 okay not always

01:16:57.780 and if it does rip

01:16:58.500 they sew back

01:16:59.240 and it goes back to normal

01:17:00.580 but if you could avoid that

01:17:01.760 wouldn't it kind of be lit

01:17:02.900 this isn't news to me

01:17:04.480 but also like

01:17:05.340 every time I hear it

01:17:06.340 I do get a little apprehensive 0.98

01:17:08.140 Okay, how was having sex with Jessica? 0.98

01:17:09.960 Was it loose? 0.99

01:17:10.760 Oh, my God.

01:17:12.240 You see how it got so much easier after video went away?

01:17:15.440 Like, now I'm like, chill.

01:17:17.180 So, was it loose?

01:17:18.240 Well, I can also, I mean, easier.

01:17:20.640 Who's to say this is easier?

01:17:21.860 I could ask you any question about your sex life,

01:17:23.640 and I'm sure it'd be easier and a little uncomfortable.

01:17:25.980 Oh, my God, get to the answer. 1.00

01:17:27.620 I don't, well, out of respect for the woman.

01:17:29.200 Did it feel tight? 0.63

01:17:29.880 Was it okay?

01:17:30.740 Huh? 0.99

01:17:31.120 Did it, having sex with Jess, you obviously really liked her. 0.99

01:17:34.320 It felt fine, right? 0.98

01:17:35.120 Yes.

01:17:35.680 Exactly, and she had a child. 1.00

01:17:37.000 That means the vagina is a beautiful thing 1.00

01:17:39.120 And it just goes back 1.00

01:17:40.920 I actually learned that after that relationship

01:17:43.200 I talked to my mom about it

01:17:44.840 I was like nothing's adding up here 1.00

01:17:47.200 The vagina is like a muscle bro 1.00

01:17:49.120 It can contract 1.00

01:17:50.420 And as long as you could do kegels

01:17:52.860 You could do kegels in practice 0.95

01:17:54.700 Do you ever do kegels when you're having sex? 0.88

01:17:57.200 Well now you guys are talking about kegels 0.93

01:17:58.420 You are doing kegels

01:18:00.720 I mentioned kegels

01:18:02.340 So you're doing kegels?

01:18:04.600 Well now I am but now I'm going to stop

01:18:06.240 No, I didn't stop.

01:18:07.060 Wait, for what purpose?

01:18:08.240 To get tighter?

01:18:09.440 No, it's just an exercise.

01:18:10.640 You guys talked about Kegels.

01:18:11.600 Suddenly I thought about, okay, let's do Kegels.

01:18:12.860 Like, don't look at the ceiling right now.

01:18:17.320 What's the purpose of Kegels?

01:18:19.420 I don't know. 1.00

01:18:19.940 Isn't it to have a better vagina reflex? 1.00

01:18:21.600 That's what I did. 1.00

01:18:21.940 To be tighter?

01:18:22.600 Yeah.

01:18:23.640 Yeah.

01:18:23.940 Yeah.

01:18:24.260 Okay.

01:18:24.780 But anyway, I watched.

01:18:25.660 Are you worried that you're going to do too many Kegels?

01:18:28.100 No, not worried.

01:18:28.980 I'm going to do too many Kegels.

01:18:29.760 Yeah, what if you feel like you need a pickaxe? 1.00

01:18:31.340 Your vagina just fills in. 1.00

01:18:33.040 You've, like, didn't you guys have a porn star on this show? 1.00

01:18:35.940 We didn't ask her about kegels 0.99

01:18:38.240 But I'm sure she would tell you 1.00

01:18:39.380 The vagina constantly goes back to being tight 1.00

01:18:41.680 Or whatever 1.00

01:18:42.260 And everything's fine

01:18:43.760 So not to get too graphic

01:18:45.100 But also we're on audio only 0.99

01:18:46.340 I don't give a fuck 0.99

01:18:48.080 Clip me 0.99

01:18:48.900 This could be a deep fake talking for all I care

01:18:51.660 We've seen Joe Rogan post about deep fakes

01:18:53.640 This isn't real Logan Paul

01:18:55.200 So when girls are loose 0.94

01:18:56.880 Is that something that genetic? 1.00

01:18:59.660 I think yeah

01:19:00.440 It must be

01:19:01.280 You hate to see it 1.00

01:19:03.020 Poor girls 0.97

01:19:03.640 but i i don't i don't even look i'm not a vagina doctor so like i actually don't know i will have 1.00

01:19:08.880 a vagina doctor on my podcast though yeah i want a plastic surgeon i'm gonna have a vagina doctor 0.94

01:19:14.880 no let me have it first can you imagine dylan said it's done and not too late she's already 0.97

01:19:19.100 booked come on listen to mine first wait so really it's a genetic thing i don't know like i'm not an

01:19:24.880 expert what do you know anything but don't they always say like asian girls are tighter or 0.99

01:19:28.400 whatever like i don't know like isn't there so maybe vagina is all different that seems like an 1.00

01:19:33.040 Accurate assumption 1.00

01:19:34.220 Hmm

01:19:34.720 Yeah I don't know

01:19:35.760 Like snowflakes

01:19:36.520 So I don't think it's true 1.00

01:19:38.320 If a girl fucks a bunch of guys 1.00

01:19:39.480 If she's gonna be like 1.00

01:19:40.640 Less tight than me 1.00

01:19:41.880 Cause I haven't had sex 0.63

01:19:42.700 In like

01:19:43.040 I don't know

01:19:43.760 It's not always

01:19:44.680 It's not always like that

01:19:46.120 I'm just saying

01:19:47.800 Like if you're doing

01:19:48.460 That many Kegels

01:19:49.260 And you are

01:19:49.860 X amount of months out

01:19:51.720 From not having sex

01:19:52.460 Like it might be difficult

01:19:53.280 That first time

01:19:54.000 You gotta find a special boy

01:19:55.320 Violet Benson

01:19:56.000 Thanks

01:19:57.460 Anyone in the horizon

01:19:58.500 I mean I've gone on dates

01:20:00.440 But to be honest

01:20:00.980 I just don't

01:20:01.620 i think i'm so in my own world like i don't feel any connection with any

01:20:05.180 i don't even realize i'm on a date until it's happening like i think it's like a business

01:20:10.200 thing or like i'm friends with a lot of guys hence why like i flirt with logan so much i just

01:20:14.180 love flirting and so i do have a lot of guys who are my friends so a lot of times when these guys

01:20:20.400 ask me to hang out i'm thinking it's like we're just going as friends and then then they start 0.93

01:20:24.400 mentioning dating and we're on a date and all this stuff then i'm like what the fuck but then 0.92

01:20:29.120 And I'm like, yay, still a free meal, you know? 0.98

01:20:34.560 That's chill.

01:20:35.240 You need to date another meme page. 1.00

01:20:37.600 You need to date the fat Jewish, I think. 1.00

01:20:39.700 That'd be dope. 1.00

01:20:41.120 He got a divorce with his wife from cheating on her, so I'm good.

01:20:43.840 Perfect.

01:20:44.520 Perfect.

01:20:44.940 It's available.

01:20:46.060 I'm a romantic at heart.

01:20:48.240 So I want to find my soulmate versus just dating to date.

01:20:54.600 But that's also because I'm a water sign.

01:20:57.020 You guys can't relate.

01:20:58.040 You're not.

01:20:58.440 how do you know you're in aries you're a capricorn and you're are you an aquarius

01:21:02.580 i forgot sagittarius no you don't oh you're a capricorn too yeah capricorns normally act more

01:21:10.060 like this than you mike i'm like a fake capricorn a fabric you have a lot more energy for capricorn

01:21:15.060 i'm a scorpio he fapped his way into him i'm a scorpio what does it mean it just means basically

01:21:21.980 a scorpio that's how i would describe it drake's a scorpio right scorpio season we just like

01:21:28.320 have like we're emotional but like we're also we don't like show our emotions so for example like

01:21:32.800 a scorpion can be actually pretty similar to an aries but we're just we're passionate in different

01:21:36.840 ways and we're just we become more of emotion so like if you're dating let's say an aries in the

01:21:41.100 scorpio date then like an air or like not together in separate then four people kill me for saying

01:21:47.900 that then in aries he's like i want to make sure that i'm the best you've ever had in sex and when

01:21:53.640 it comes with scorpio lover it's like i want to make sure i'm the only one you'll ever love like 0.75

01:21:57.720 I'm the only one

01:21:58.960 who will ever make you

01:21:59.480 feel a certain way.

01:22:00.500 So that's kind of different.

01:22:01.640 I talk about horoscopes

01:22:02.860 and like, you know,

01:22:03.520 I entertain the conversations,

01:22:04.900 especially like girls in LA,

01:22:06.320 but I don't believe in that stuff.

01:22:08.480 Yeah, I don't know

01:22:08.940 if it's always true

01:22:09.740 to be honest, yeah.

01:22:10.740 Because I get along

01:22:11.520 with a lot of signs

01:22:12.280 that are not supposed

01:22:13.000 to be compatible with me.

01:22:13.860 Well, then let me ask you something.

01:22:14.180 When it comes to horoscopes,

01:22:15.660 if it's not always true,

01:22:17.840 is it ever true?

01:22:19.340 Or does that inherently

01:22:20.400 just destroy the whole system?

01:22:22.600 No, you make a good point.

01:22:23.740 There's a fallacy

01:22:24.780 in the argument, totally.

01:22:26.500 I don't know.

01:22:26.900 but I don't know

01:22:28.280 I like I like to read

01:22:29.260 about people's zodiac signs

01:22:30.560 because I feel like

01:22:31.160 it makes me understand

01:22:31.920 them a little bit better

01:22:33.060 like the personalities

01:22:34.040 sometimes it's true

01:22:35.320 no but see

01:22:35.960 that doesn't fall in line

01:22:37.100 with what you just said

01:22:37.820 if there's a fallacy

01:22:38.680 and it's that you don't

01:22:39.420 even know if it's true

01:22:40.520 well I'm not taking that

01:22:40.700 this is I'm not saying fallacy

01:22:41.880 it's like I'm taking

01:22:42.780 a law exam

01:22:43.660 like I don't know

01:22:44.400 like it is what it is

01:22:45.960 it's nice sometimes

01:22:46.640 to believe in something

01:22:47.700 I don't know whatever

01:22:48.320 I think that's what

01:22:49.080 you're talking like

01:22:49.620 yeah it's nice to believe

01:22:50.420 in something

01:22:50.680 yeah but like

01:22:51.720 have I before

01:22:52.520 when I was younger 0.95

01:22:53.160 made the dumb mistake

01:22:54.060 of like not going out 0.98

01:22:54.940 with somebody

01:22:55.340 because our signs weren't compatible. 1.00

01:22:57.060 Yeah, but like I'm a dumb bitch 1.00

01:22:58.700 and like I did that. 1.00

01:22:59.620 Oh, you're not a dumb bitch. 1.00

01:23:00.900 I was. 1.00

01:23:01.220 I'd be a bitch, 1.00

01:23:01.940 but I don't know about dumb. 1.00

01:23:03.280 You can just call me a bitch. 1.00

01:23:04.360 I didn't say that. 1.00

01:23:05.020 We used to be three bitches. 1.00

01:23:07.120 Back in the Middle East. 1.00

01:23:08.900 Yeah, we did. 0.98

01:23:09.600 Used to be.

01:23:10.200 According to our psychic, 1.00

01:23:11.340 we used to be three bitches. 1.00

01:23:13.160 Three bitches. 1.00

01:23:14.120 Vince and Jenna. 1.00

01:23:14.660 Oh, really?

01:23:15.100 Okay.

01:23:15.720 Let's end it there.

01:23:16.560 I like that.

01:23:16.960 I like that button.

01:23:17.800 Good joke, Spence.

01:23:18.980 Got you. 0.93

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01:23:22.400 Thanks so much for having me.

01:23:23.740 Bye.

01:23:24.160 Bye.

01:23:25.340 We'll see you next time.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 03, 2019

THIS GIRL HAS DADDY ISSUES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 83

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