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00:02:16.660 Hello, hello, hello.

00:02:22.960 Today is Friday, December 20th, 2024, episode number 710.

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00:02:37.340 You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.

00:02:41.980 Hey there, Cat.

00:02:42.940 How are you?

00:02:44.140 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00

00:02:46.660 Stirring up the shit. 1.00

00:02:48.480 Stirring up the shit. 1.00

00:02:49.700 Stirring up the shit. 1.00

00:02:51.020 Stirring up the shit. 1.00

00:02:52.040 Never in my entire life have I seen anything quite like it. 1.00

00:02:57.780 Neither will I ever again.

00:02:59.620 I don't believe.

00:03:00.560 My goodness sakes, Cat.

00:03:03.320 What is happening here? 0.99

00:03:04.600 You mean that clusterfuck they call a Congress up there? 0.99

00:03:09.440 That is exactly what I'm referring to. 0.99

00:03:13.260 God.

00:03:13.940 All right.

00:03:14.260 So I do my thing.

00:03:16.360 And here you are.

00:03:17.560 Before we get started, I just want to say this.

00:03:19.740 It's a lack of leadership and it all points to Johnson.

00:03:22.700 I'm just telling you.

00:03:23.400 That's pretty much it.

00:03:25.040 You got a leader that can call everybody in a room and say, hey, everybody's not going

00:03:28.960 to get what they want.

00:03:29.680 Let's figure out a way to pass this.

00:03:31.600 Let's do this, this, this, and get it through.

00:03:34.120 And there's just no leadership up there.

00:03:36.800 None whatsoever.

00:03:38.140 All right.

00:03:39.800 Well, I guess we can go ahead and pack it all up and just go ahead and enjoy our Christmas

00:03:43.800 vacation.

00:03:45.420 Yeah.

00:03:45.860 Shut it down.

00:03:46.460 I don't care.

00:03:47.140 It's Biden shut down.

00:03:48.380 It's his watch.

00:03:49.180 It's what they're not getting.

00:03:51.380 That's right.

00:03:52.860 Well, you're trending again, second day in a row.

00:03:56.320 All right.

00:03:56.740 So I go about my day.

00:03:58.240 I'm on my phone half the time.

00:03:59.380 I don't see those notifications like the trending or whatever on the phone because it's so small.

00:04:03.720 So as soon as I sit down at the big screen, that's what I call it, all of a sudden, here

00:04:10.040 you are again, right next to President Trump.

00:04:13.240 Yeah.

00:04:13.900 Yeah.

00:04:14.340 The way it should be.

00:04:15.700 The way it always will be.

00:04:17.960 And it's great.

00:04:19.640 I know that you have got all kinds of things that you want to say about this, this government

00:04:25.120 shutdown and everybody involved.

00:04:27.680 What a nightmare.

00:04:29.660 Like you said, it's a lack of leadership, period, the end.

00:04:32.820 It's because they have no leadership.

00:04:34.700 If you got a leader up there, they can get it done.

00:04:37.560 But I mean, it's just, it's the Republican Party.

00:04:42.280 We know how they do it.

00:04:43.640 Oh, my God.

00:04:44.160 And then the loudest people on Twitter right now are X.

00:04:47.100 God, I don't know what to call it anymore.

00:04:49.400 The loudest people on X, you got all these never Trumpers who hated Trump all along, who

00:04:56.180 was touring around with DeSantis.

00:05:00.360 And then after DeSantis went to Haley and all of them are sitting out there and they're

00:05:04.200 blabbing their mouths about what I'm saying and about what Dilly's saying and about what

00:05:07.980 you're saying and about, hey, this is this.

00:05:10.400 And actually think they have an opinion.

00:05:13.600 It's what's funny. 0.87

00:05:14.520 We don't give a damn what you got to say.

00:05:16.480 You didn't even support him in the primary.

00:05:18.380 You were out there every single day tweeting, how's he going to win the general?

00:05:22.460 He has no path to win the general.

00:05:24.260 And now you're going to sit up there and act like we care about what you think Trump should

00:05:28.680 or shouldn't do or your opinion on the debt limit or your opinion on my tweets. 0.69

00:05:32.940 We don't give a damn, people.

00:05:34.400 We don't care what you got to say. 1.00

00:05:35.600 You're the loser. 1.00

00:05:36.900 You don't have a seat at the table. 1.00

00:05:40.180 You didn't see it coming.

00:05:41.480 You were wrong for the last year. 1.00

00:05:42.780 We're not going to listen to somebody stupid like that. 1.00

00:05:44.720 But imagine me listening to somebody who actually thinks anybody could have beat Donald Trump 1.00

00:05:50.360 in a damn primary. 0.99

00:05:51.660 Or would put anybody else up there. 1.00

00:05:54.580 My God.

00:05:55.600 Gee.

00:05:56.060 Guys, a legendary, iconic figure in our country.

00:05:59.880 They're going to be talking about him for 300 years.

00:06:02.040 And you're going to put up who?

00:06:03.900 Nikki Haley to beat him? 0.99

00:06:06.980 Ridiculous. 0.99

00:06:07.560 I mean, my God. 0.99

00:06:08.500 The fact.

00:06:09.240 You have the political instincts of a butternut squash.

00:06:12.760 Oh, and then they make things worse.

00:06:15.520 They double down and they act like Pence has some kind of say in the matter.

00:06:20.380 Oh, no.

00:06:21.100 He holds no power here.

00:06:22.960 Hello.

00:06:23.480 We got rid of him.

00:06:25.160 We have J.D. Vance now.

00:06:27.180 Thank you very much.

00:06:28.100 The fly was right all along.

00:06:30.000 We all know that.

00:06:31.440 Nikki Haley, Birdbrain, out.

00:06:33.560 None of them even.

00:06:34.620 We don't want to hear from the cheap seats now that we're wrong.

00:06:37.200 For the last two years, dog Trump out.

00:06:40.260 We're wrong about everything they said.

00:06:42.400 We were right about everything.

00:06:44.000 And now they want to come in.

00:06:45.380 And they're all going in my replies. 0.98

00:06:47.420 And they're all that little dork from Red State. 1.00

00:06:50.700 Who's the big. 0.99

00:06:51.300 Red State's the biggest anti-Trump.

00:06:53.880 Bushy, neocon, yucky, old 1990 cod.

00:06:57.580 And wants their Republican Party back. 1.00

00:06:59.540 Crap. 1.00

00:07:00.180 Never Trump rag. 1.00

00:07:01.440 Who cares what y'all got to say?

00:07:02.960 We don't care about you at all. 0.99

00:07:06.120 It's the most ridiculous thing. 0.98

00:07:07.700 We don't want to hear the screaming from the cheap seats. 0.98

00:07:11.000 Yeah.

00:07:11.420 No.

00:07:12.180 Not even at all.

00:07:13.420 It's really interesting whenever they come back into the fray.

00:07:17.840 They lost.

00:07:18.780 Point blank.

00:07:19.980 Their polls were wrong.

00:07:21.440 Their information was wrong.

00:07:23.140 Their ideas were wrong.

00:07:24.680 They didn't have any idea what was happening with the culture or what was going on.

00:07:28.820 The groundswell of support.

00:07:30.560 They had no idea about this movement.

00:07:32.960 And now all of a sudden they think they can come back in here and weigh in.

00:07:36.880 Who's going to listen to them?

00:07:38.700 Not one single person.

00:07:40.620 And they're just being loud.

00:07:42.040 And just, we don't care what you got to say.

00:07:44.380 You haven't been right in years about anything.

00:07:48.400 My gosh.

00:07:49.980 Here's the one you're talking about here.

00:07:51.620 This Red State fellow. 0.78

00:07:53.160 Yeah.

00:07:54.000 Really sad.

00:07:54.680 Yeah.

00:07:54.940 That's the writer.

00:07:55.880 He's always, in my mentions, just a big, giant.

00:08:00.880 It might as well be Liz Cheney talking. 1.00

00:08:03.240 That's what they are.

00:08:03.920 They're all a bunch of Liz Cheney lovers.

00:08:05.560 And Mitt Romney lovers.

00:08:07.320 And Mike Pence lovers.

00:08:08.560 And the Bushes dynasty. 0.96

00:08:10.020 It's just like, man, 1995 caused a bunch of ridiculous rag. 0.93

00:08:16.700 Never Trump rag back. 0.98

00:08:18.680 I mean, my God.

00:08:19.860 Eric Erickson used to be there, for God's sake.

00:08:22.900 Exactly.

00:08:24.060 Don't let Red State fool you.

00:08:26.180 Yeah, look at their story today.

00:08:30.100 Neil Cavuto leaves Fox News after nearly three decades with a level of grace that's all too rare.

00:08:36.520 Are they serious? 0.97

00:08:37.180 The biggest never-Trumping snide watermelon head who didn't do anything but talk crap about Trump every single day for years and years. 0.98

00:08:48.100 Of course, the never-Trump rag's going to love and fawn all over the never-Trump, you know, guy from Fox. 0.98

00:08:55.860 Wait, excuse me, though.

00:08:57.040 Wait a minute.

00:08:57.420 This guy, this is a guy that wrote this.

00:09:00.580 I don't know.

00:09:01.480 Well, I mean, with a level of grace that's all too rare?

00:09:07.740 Yay! 0.99

00:09:10.300 Pardon me, but I just want to point that out.

00:09:13.940 Whoa.

00:09:14.880 That's a dude that wrote that?

00:09:17.660 All right.

00:09:18.380 So, obviously, out of touch. 0.89

00:09:20.300 It's ridiculous. 0.91

00:09:21.220 It's laughable. 0.97

00:09:22.280 Yeah.

00:09:23.280 We don't care what your opinion is.

00:09:25.700 We don't care.

00:09:27.760 Yeah.

00:09:28.140 Oh, is it a Trump?

00:09:29.480 What's his path to 270?

00:09:31.920 Huh-huh for two years.

00:09:33.360 It's just like, ah, the never-Trumpers.

00:09:35.440 Y'all don't have a seat at the table.

00:09:36.900 We don't care what you got to say.

00:09:38.640 Go to your little parties and talk about war.

00:09:42.180 And talk about how you love war.

00:09:44.600 Well, speaking of which, you know, they're just going to go ahead and give more to Ukraine.

00:09:48.640 That just about sent everybody over the edge today.

00:09:51.540 I mean, but you should have seen it coming.

00:09:53.160 I mean, you know what this administration is all about, and you know what the RINOs are 1.00

00:09:57.120 all about as well.

00:09:58.240 They're all about giving our money away and can't wait to do it.

00:10:02.340 It's the most incredible thing I have ever seen.

00:10:04.980 We have got hurricane victims.

00:10:06.380 We've got, you know, the looming shutdown.

00:10:10.720 We've got farmers that need support.

00:10:12.580 We've got all of these people in this country right here that need help, and they are sending

00:10:18.520 our money instead over to Ukraine.

00:10:21.980 Talk about not reading the room.

00:10:25.040 They get everything wrong.

00:10:27.300 Just all of them.

00:10:28.260 Well, he gave a billion a day to the national, to the rainforest.

00:10:32.640 Mm-hmm.

00:10:33.100 Student debt, too.

00:10:34.040 Don't forget.

00:10:34.520 He's trying that.

00:10:35.060 Oh, yeah.

00:10:35.700 And after they come back and scorn him again, you can't do this, the Supreme Court said last

00:10:40.140 week.

00:10:40.400 Again, it's unconstitutional.

00:10:42.540 So he comes out and just said, I'm doing it again, $4.8 billion.

00:10:45.560 They just want to empty the treasury and make it so hard on Trump that he ain't got no

00:10:51.360 money left.

00:10:52.380 Oh, this is incredible.

00:10:53.760 Yes.

00:10:54.320 So just so everybody knows that while hurricane victims are still struggling, another $1.2

00:11:00.380 billion is going and being allocated to Ukraine, wishing you a Merry Christmas, America, courtesy

00:11:07.200 of the Biden administration.

00:11:10.520 America last. 0.93

00:11:12.920 This is what they want.

00:11:14.240 They want war.

00:11:15.240 And the reason why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris ran up to Washington D. Sleaze isn't to bail

00:11:21.580 out or to worry about U.S. citizens, right?

00:11:24.680 Those victims in the hurricane or the farmers or anybody else for that matter, federal workers,

00:11:30.580 what have you.

00:11:31.400 No, they're there because Putin is starting to talk real tough now as a result of all of

00:11:38.420 this mess.

00:11:38.920 They wanted us in war.

00:11:40.280 They're going to get us into war. 0.90

00:11:41.840 That's always been their goal.

00:11:43.820 And no time like the present.

00:11:46.320 I mean, that's their angle.

00:11:48.260 War.

00:11:49.280 It's amazing.

00:11:50.520 They just like...

00:11:51.280 Well, Russian President Putin declares war has been declared on the Russian world today.

00:12:01.840 I mean, this is serious stuff, but they don't care.

00:12:05.660 This is what they want.

00:12:06.800 They think that you'll forget everything else.

00:12:10.540 This complete nightmare that we've all witnessed the last four years will be wiped out in seconds

00:12:16.740 if they get us into another war. 0.98

00:12:19.120 These people are really dangerous and they're really sick. 0.67

00:12:29.600 Dude, what we got, 31 days now?

00:12:32.340 31 days.

00:12:33.280 No, I keep posting that.

00:12:34.800 Oh, yeah.

00:12:35.400 31 days and counting.

00:12:36.980 I cannot wait until President Trump gets back into office, Kat.

00:12:40.400 This is scary.

00:12:42.660 These people are really bad.

00:12:44.200 They have no business being or having any type of power at all.

00:12:49.120 Well, they didn't get it.

00:12:49.920 They cheated to get in.

00:12:50.960 We all know it.

00:12:52.280 And this, by the way, would be a Democrat shutdown because you have Senator Chuck Schumer.

00:12:58.160 They're in power.

00:12:58.980 Yeah.

00:12:59.180 Yeah.

00:12:59.500 He says Republicans must please Democrats with spending bill or the government will shut down.

00:13:06.580 He also wants the whole thing loaded.

00:13:08.860 He does not want it divvied up into bits and pieces.

00:13:11.960 I tweeted about it yesterday.

00:13:14.160 You run the farm bill separate.

00:13:16.880 You run the Ukraine.

00:13:19.880 The hurricane relief.

00:13:22.880 And then the CR.

00:13:24.580 Just the fund.

00:13:26.120 Keep the government.

00:13:27.120 The debt.

00:13:27.600 You know.

00:13:28.100 Keep the government running for three more months.

00:13:30.280 All clean.

00:13:31.620 You run them separate.

00:13:33.420 And if they vote against the farm bill, which is their leverage, or the hurricane bill, which is their leverage, you say, look, Democrats voted.

00:13:41.680 And you get out there on the mic every day.

00:13:42.980 They voted not to even give hurricane victims.

00:13:45.740 You and you can bring up anything you want.

00:13:47.900 You got the gavel. 1.00

00:13:49.140 And Mike Johnson's just a chicken shit. 1.00

00:13:51.020 He don't know how to do it. 1.00

00:13:52.280 He ain't got a clue what he's doing.

00:13:54.060 I'm telling you.

00:13:55.080 The dude couldn't run a hot dog stand if he tried. 0.87

00:13:58.440 He's a mess. 0.90

00:13:59.640 He is one hot mess. 1.00

00:14:01.760 And he is too weak to lead. 0.97

00:14:03.980 We have got to vacate him as speaker.

00:14:06.340 It's got to happen.

00:14:07.500 I hope he decides on his own that it's way too much for him.

00:14:10.920 He's not over his head.

00:14:12.180 He's not a leader at all.

00:14:13.920 Yep.

00:14:14.660 Yep.

00:14:15.880 The time has been over.

00:14:17.720 I mean, from the day that he took it on, it's been over.

00:14:21.360 We know exactly what he's got going on.

00:14:23.120 No, but what you were just saying, Kat, that has been your pin tweet.

00:14:28.320 You said this yesterday before anybody else started saying it.

00:14:32.280 Break the thing up.

00:14:34.400 Break it up into little parts and pieces.

00:14:37.320 Let us vote on individual bills.

00:14:41.640 You can't just hand somebody.

00:14:43.120 Do you think that if somebody were given a contract just in their regular life and it

00:14:47.200 was over a thousand pages or whatnot, do you really think that they would just sign it

00:14:51.840 blindly, especially if it came from Washington D.

00:14:54.380 Sleaze written by lawyers and lobbyists?

00:14:57.360 Do you think they would just go ahead along with it in their normal life?

00:15:00.620 No, but that's what they're doing with you.

00:15:03.820 They're not reading it.

00:15:05.540 They're not running it past attorneys.

00:15:07.660 They're not getting counsel on what this actually means to the American people.

00:15:12.100 They could care less.

00:15:15.980 This is why there's going to be a lot of primaries, a lot of people that are going to lose their

00:15:21.980 seat, and I cannot wait for it to happen.

00:15:24.580 This is a whole new era for us, all of us.

00:15:28.960 We're not going to let them beat us or tie our hands before we even get a chance to lead

00:15:34.580 and to turn the ship around.

00:15:37.060 No way.

00:15:42.440 I know.

00:15:43.960 God.

00:15:46.180 Oh, really?

00:15:48.320 I mean, look at some of this stuff.

00:15:49.720 It just makes my blood boil.

00:15:51.060 It really does.

00:15:51.940 The deal Elon killed, says this character, secular talk, I don't know who he is, had

00:15:59.520 $190 million in funding for a child cancer research program.

00:16:04.880 Now it's out.

00:16:05.720 Well, that one got a community note real quick. 0.94

00:16:08.400 Libs of TikTok completely exposed this clown. 0.88

00:16:12.200 But here it is. 0.64

00:16:13.420 This was introduced as a standalone bill that has passed the House and is currently waiting

00:16:18.420 on Senate.

00:16:19.040 This belongs to Schumer.

00:16:21.940 It turns out that the cancer funding that Democrats are blaming on Elon Musk was a stand-alone

00:16:30.080 bill that passed in the Republican-controlled House but got held up in the Democrat-controlled

00:16:35.820 Senate.

00:16:36.600 Yeah.

00:16:36.900 So this thing, the cancer bill, the Republicans voted for it in March.

00:16:44.500 Long time ago.

00:16:45.960 Yeah, March.

00:16:46.760 And then they sent it to the Senate, and Chuck Schumer refuses to bring it up.

00:16:51.160 He won't even bring it to the floor, which they know how to use their power, right?

00:16:54.460 See, he knows how to use his power. 0.98

00:16:56.860 Not dork. 0.68

00:16:58.860 All you got to do is three stand-alone bills, and you got them. 0.94

00:17:01.720 It's checkmate.

00:17:02.520 This is so easy.

00:17:04.540 Well, it should be easy, but they want it to be complicated, and they want to scream,

00:17:09.380 and they want to whine.

00:17:10.440 The problem is we don't care.

00:17:12.460 Go home.

00:17:13.100 Shut the lights off, okay?

00:17:15.200 We don't care.

00:17:16.640 Shut it down.

00:17:17.820 Happened again on Biden's administration.

00:17:20.140 Nothing surprises me with this group anymore.

00:17:22.500 They are so weak to the core that, of course, I mean, just add in a shutdown to go along with

00:17:29.120 this whole bag of tricks. 0.89

00:17:30.880 These people are just awful from the very beginning. 1.00

00:17:35.060 They are traitors to this country. 0.99

00:17:37.620 Political warfare against their political opponents. 0.97

00:17:42.060 Everything that you can imagine that they would do, they did.

00:17:46.040 COVID.

00:17:46.740 I can promise you guys they're listening to you.

00:17:49.400 Oh, I know they are.

00:17:52.360 And Jules knows what I'm talking about, but I can't say it.

00:17:54.840 Yes.

00:17:55.720 They're listening to each and every single one of you.

00:17:57.420 Just trust me.

00:17:58.140 They're listening to you.

00:17:59.120 Yeah, I know.

00:18:00.300 They're scared to death of you.

00:18:01.780 I have got the inside baseball cards, and you are doing a fabulous job, so keep the

00:18:08.340 pressure on.

00:18:09.380 Just know you are being heard loud and clear.

00:18:12.580 God, and what do we want? 0.99

00:18:15.220 We want to, I mean, they sent a damn bill. 0.99

00:18:18.860 You know, we win. 0.99

00:18:19.740 We want to cut government spending.

00:18:21.180 We do, too.

00:18:22.160 Here's Johnson's bill. 0.92

00:18:23.320 It's got a million dollars for a gay nursing home or whatever. 1.00

00:18:26.660 Oh, my gosh.

00:18:27.420 And, you know, $400,000 for clothes to help people know they're basically, you know, to 0.98

00:18:34.400 tuck your balls in with. 1.00

00:18:36.420 And we got to pay, we got to pay transgenders to tuck their balls in. 1.00

00:18:39.740 That's great government working there. 0.99

00:18:41.840 Well, don't forget the training that goes along with it, Kat, because I'm sure there's

00:18:46.120 a section in there.

00:18:46.760 Yeah, you got to do ball tucking training, videos, you know, that's another meal.

00:18:52.060 Oh, fun, man. 1.00

00:18:53.700 Tucking your own balls. 1.00

00:18:54.900 Oh, my gosh. 1.00

00:18:55.860 There's procedures in place on how that is done. 1.00

00:18:58.400 Tucking your own balls for free. 1.00

00:19:00.280 Man. 0.99

00:19:00.940 There has to be a manual that is created so that you follow it, you know, exactly. 0.96

00:19:06.260 Get one of them old Tommy jockstraps, tuck in your balls, and get up. 0.80

00:19:09.580 Yeah, I don't want to pay for it. 0.99

00:19:12.160 Oh, my gosh. 0.99

00:19:13.360 The whole thing is just ridiculous. 0.98

00:19:15.920 It really is. 0.94

00:19:17.240 I mean, this whole continuing resolution, I mean, come on.

00:19:20.320 They're expecting another vote after midnight.

00:19:24.740 This is going to continue on because they all want to go home for Christmas.

00:19:29.320 I did hear that a few of them are saying, well, I'm going home anyway.

00:19:32.300 It doesn't matter.

00:19:33.340 Okay.

00:19:33.660 Well, you know, you're part-timers anyway.

00:19:35.620 So that's expected.

00:19:36.860 But again, I don't really care.

00:19:39.360 I really do not care.

00:19:41.160 Life goes on.

00:19:42.880 They always get their money in the end.

00:19:44.760 We've gone through shutdowns before.

00:19:46.980 There have been 21 of them.

00:19:48.400 We are all here to talk about it.

00:19:50.160 We all survived it.

00:19:51.480 But the Republicans really need to grow a spine.

00:19:54.180 And unfortunately, with Mike Johnson at the helm, that's not going to happen.

00:20:00.760 He's weak.

00:20:02.120 He can't do it. 0.87

00:20:03.220 He's weak. 0.98

00:20:03.640 He's not very smart. 0.98

00:20:05.600 And the Democrats like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and the whole Democrat, they just walk

00:20:11.320 all over the top of him.

00:20:12.620 He don't get it.

00:20:13.380 He don't understand. 0.97

00:20:15.320 And he also looks like a dork with all the alpha males when they go out with Elon and 0.98

00:20:19.480 RFK Jr. and Trump's walking around, you know, being studs. 1.00

00:20:23.400 He looks like that little dork, little brother to your mom made you take. 0.98

00:20:26.800 Well, he reminds me of the elf on the shelf. 0.99

00:20:29.080 Does he not you?

00:20:29.760 I don't know if it's the holiday season or what, but like I picture an elf on the shelf

00:20:33.680 and I think of him.

00:20:35.460 Take your little brother, Johnny.

00:20:37.740 A gnome. 1.00

00:20:38.660 But mom, he's a dork. 0.99

00:20:39.940 I don't care. 0.99

00:20:41.240 Take him.

00:20:41.720 He's your little brother.

00:20:47.400 Oh, I'm going to miss doing this show.

00:20:49.980 Speaking of which, we are going to be gone until we return on the second.

00:20:55.480 So see you next year, so to speak.

00:20:58.660 But yes, I just want everybody to know in advance because I know I'm going to get bombarded with

00:21:03.900 where are you guys?

00:21:05.020 Well, we're going to come back on the second.

00:21:07.340 We're going to celebrate New Year's.

00:21:09.860 We're going to take a little bit of time off here.

00:21:11.540 But Kat never takes time off.

00:21:13.100 I don't take time off off of social media.

00:21:15.080 It just means not doing the show for a little bit.

00:21:18.240 So I hope you all are able to spend that with your loved ones and your family and your friends.

00:21:24.200 And I hope you're able to reconnect with people that you haven't seen in a while.

00:21:28.240 That's exactly what I'm going to do with the boys.

00:21:32.240 What do you got planned, Kat?

00:21:33.760 You going to cook?

00:21:34.500 Yeah, I'm just going to rest.

00:21:37.300 When I get a break, I'm tired.

00:21:39.500 And I just like to set it home, you know.

00:21:42.340 I laugh because this is when you stir up stuff.

00:21:46.200 Oh, yeah.

00:21:47.200 No.

00:21:47.760 You have more time to stir it up.

00:21:49.860 I'm going to be tweeting every day because I'm going to be, you know, that's what I get paid to do.

00:21:56.360 That's my job.

00:21:57.720 Gosh, do you stir it up?

00:21:59.320 You'll have extra hours to do just that.

00:22:02.140 I get them so pissed off.

00:22:03.800 I don't understand what it is about me.

00:22:06.180 It pisses them off.

00:22:07.020 All I do is tell the truth.

00:22:08.200 That's why.

00:22:09.860 And you don't let them out of it.

00:22:11.420 And you keep your receipts.

00:22:12.980 This guy today said, I don't understand how Kat has all these followers.

00:22:18.140 I don't get it how he gets followers. 0.99

00:22:19.860 It's just crap that he puts out. 0.99

00:22:21.500 And I look. 1.00

00:22:21.960 Yep, he's following me.

00:22:23.340 Isn't that the funniest?

00:22:24.660 I love when you point that out.

00:22:27.140 You're literally following me saying, you don't understand how I have all these followers.

00:22:32.020 I just don't get it, man.

00:22:33.900 It's the secret sauce.

00:22:35.060 You just got to learn on social media or anything that if you get a large enough account, there's going to be a lot of people that hate your guts.

00:22:45.160 And you just can't ever be in or care.

00:22:47.000 And you can't sit there and lose sleep over it.

00:22:48.660 I mean, you got to have a shoe leather skin and a huge backbone if you're going to get a huge account in the politics.

00:22:58.840 I'm just telling you because people come up.

00:23:01.220 I mean, I'd love to read some of my emails to you guys.

00:23:04.100 Well, it's really true.

00:23:05.680 And you have such a support system, too, though.

00:23:08.500 Oh, yeah.

00:23:09.060 I got Cat Turret Army's bomb.

00:23:11.180 Oh, my gosh.

00:23:12.520 Absolutely.

00:23:13.400 And they've got your back.

00:23:14.480 I've got your back.

00:23:15.560 Nobody will doubt that for even a second.

00:23:18.020 We've been through so much.

00:23:19.000 You know, I'm sitting here going, oh, my gosh.

00:23:20.800 How long have we been doing this show?

00:23:22.440 Four plus years.

00:23:24.640 Just this one.

00:23:25.320 We were doing stuff before this, but four plus.

00:23:29.420 We're in the pluses.

00:23:30.900 And I'm not going to forget our anniversary this year.

00:23:33.600 Huh.

00:23:34.080 The show anniversary.

00:23:35.060 I forgot it last year.

00:23:36.500 I'm not going to make that mistake again.

00:23:38.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:23:39.720 You would not have believed the DMs. 1.00

00:23:40.520 Yeah, because you live for that kind of crap. 1.00

00:23:42.020 I love that stuff. 1.00

00:23:43.340 I know.

00:23:43.680 It should have been on your calendar.

00:23:46.400 But somehow everybody thinks it's me.

00:23:48.900 I'm the one that's supposed to remember.

00:23:51.220 So, anyway, I found out a little bit too late last time around.

00:23:54.500 I think it was two days after.

00:23:55.580 I just.

00:23:56.480 Yeah, here.

00:23:57.300 So, let's read one of my emails.

00:23:58.940 I just, you know, I get on my birthday.

00:24:01.080 Let's hear it.

00:24:01.720 I just pulled this one up.

00:24:02.660 I just got.

00:24:03.800 And I can't say all this, but.

00:24:05.500 I just love how Dan Crenshaw owns you on Twitter. 1.00

00:24:09.320 You piece of shit. 1.00

00:24:11.080 You're a stupid MF or who's never done anything to note in your life. 1.00

00:24:14.980 You have never served America like Dan has. 1.00

00:24:17.200 You're lowly educated, living in some shithole down in Florida. 1.00

00:24:21.120 And you're just effing dumb. 1.00

00:24:24.220 You never amount to anything in your life without being some worthless Twitter fame. 1.00

00:24:29.080 You are a loser and you have zero value in your life. 1.00

00:24:32.200 Oh. 1.00

00:24:32.780 At least 300 of those a day.

00:24:35.440 Oh, my gosh.

00:24:37.440 No wonder.

00:24:37.520 Some version of that.

00:24:39.020 Yes.

00:24:39.500 No wonder you have thick skin.

00:24:41.460 Oh, my gosh.

00:24:42.500 Well, I get them too, though, Kat.

00:24:43.720 I absolutely get them too.

00:24:45.420 And I just kind of laugh at them.

00:24:46.580 I don't even block them.

00:24:48.060 I let them continue on with whatever it is.

00:24:50.500 Not everybody's going to like you.

00:24:52.620 You know, it's okay.

00:24:54.100 And when y'all email that stuff to me, number one, I'm so deep in your head that you're taking

00:25:00.540 the time out of your day of your life to write that to me.

00:25:04.800 I'm getting to you. 0.97

00:25:05.920 I am rent free in your brain.

00:25:07.320 And that makes me so happy. 1.00

00:25:08.360 When I read that shit, I laugh. 1.00

00:25:09.560 You think that upsets me? 1.00

00:25:10.960 They work on that.

00:25:11.640 I have confidence in myself.

00:25:12.980 We don't care.

00:25:13.400 People with confidence don't care what anybody else has to say about them.

00:25:15.760 I know, but here's the deal.

00:25:16.980 They worked hard at that.

00:25:18.180 I mean, that was something they worked on.

00:25:20.420 I mean, they composed that.

00:25:21.880 They sat in there and thought about it and then actually, you know, put their little fingers

00:25:27.320 all over a keyboard to, you know, organize it and then rewrote it probably three or four

00:25:31.760 times. 0.96

00:25:32.840 It's ridiculous. 0.93

00:25:35.340 I get a kick out of it. 0.95

00:25:36.500 I think it's hilarious.

00:25:37.420 It doesn't bother me a bit.

00:25:38.720 Oh, my gosh.

00:25:39.960 I knew I could just look at my email right now and I could find one.

00:25:42.560 Oh, sure.

00:25:42.980 Things like that.

00:25:43.560 Oh, they're everywhere.

00:25:44.080 Just on the air.

00:25:44.840 I know one's coming in.

00:25:46.240 Another one's already came in.

00:25:48.020 You know what's funny?

00:25:49.300 I don't even unfollow people.

00:25:52.840 So I get it in my DMs and that's okay.

00:25:54.980 That's fine.

00:25:55.980 I mean, that's good.

00:25:57.920 That's how they want to spend their time.

00:25:59.260 Speaking of unfollow, Twitter still has this habit, especially if you've got a bigger account

00:26:03.220 and you've got a lot of followers, unfollowing people.

00:26:06.680 Because I get, it just seems like once a day somebody says, hey, man, why did you unfollow me?

00:26:10.800 I know.

00:26:11.420 I didn't say anything to you.

00:26:12.500 I said, man, I haven't unfollowed anybody in three months.

00:26:16.560 And I said, sure enough, I unfollowed.

00:26:18.400 It just, it does that.

00:26:19.840 Well, here's something I was going to say, because a lot of people come to me and they're

00:26:23.260 like, I don't know what I did to get unfollowed.

00:26:26.560 I am so, so sorry.

00:26:27.840 Can you talk to Kat?

00:26:28.880 So maybe, you know, I'll send you a couple of these so that you know what's going on.

00:26:32.760 You can do like a president does with a turkey pardon.

00:26:35.680 You can give some turkey pardons this year.

00:26:38.720 Some ex-pardons.

00:26:40.820 Yeah.

00:26:41.080 So they've been doing it a long time.

00:26:42.960 And I mean, they used to block, they would block other people and you didn't block.

00:26:47.100 Right.

00:26:48.000 But some of it too is, I'm sure some of it's accidents because I'm like scrolling through

00:26:53.800 comments with my thumb on my phone really fast.

00:26:56.580 And I might, my thumb might just, as I'm scrolling, hit somebody's follow and follow.

00:27:00.800 You know what I mean?

00:27:01.480 Right.

00:27:02.620 So I'm sure some of them are like that, but most of them, they just, I don't know.

00:27:05.620 They just, they've been doing it for a long time.

00:27:07.500 So Kat Turd is going to be pardoning people this year.

00:27:12.300 That'll be part of the whole end of year thing that we do around here because I get it.

00:27:17.440 They're like, oh my gosh, you blocked me.

00:27:19.560 You follow, you know, there are a lot of people that, you know, will say that I did.

00:27:23.220 And I don't block anybody, not for any reason.

00:27:25.480 I mute people a lot just to get them out of my timeline.

00:27:28.540 Yeah.

00:27:28.820 Like liberals.

00:27:29.580 I do that.

00:27:30.140 And then for some reason, like when you're on your for you or your following and you're

00:27:34.220 just, they're just one, a liberal that you never talked to.

00:27:37.660 And I mean, Stephen King used to be in my timeline, everything he tweeted.

00:27:41.080 And I finally just had to mute him just to get him out of my timeline.

00:27:45.320 Exactly.

00:27:46.360 Of course he's over in blue sky now crying his big crocodile tears.

00:27:49.780 To all the other criers.

00:27:51.280 I don't get it.

00:27:52.100 But you know, blue sky.

00:27:53.160 He could have wrote 10 more novels in his life if he wouldn't cry about Trump 24-7.

00:27:57.320 Oh boy.

00:27:58.240 That's all they're doing.

00:27:59.960 I mean, it's just an effort over there where they're just crying about how they lost.

00:28:03.540 They lost not just a little bit, but by a lot.

00:28:07.040 Completely.

00:28:08.160 I mean, it was trifecta.

00:28:09.820 Landslide.

00:28:10.580 Popular vote.

00:28:11.400 The whole deal.

00:28:12.200 The thing is, any of those people that are surprised by it, gosh, you got to wonder about them.

00:28:18.520 You really do.

00:28:20.740 I mean, of course, President Trump was going to win.

00:28:22.940 I knew he was going to win.

00:28:24.340 I was worried about the cheating.

00:28:26.960 That's what had...

00:28:27.840 Well, they cheated again, but they did a lot to combat the cheating because they knew all the tricks from the last time.

00:28:35.900 So, of course, they cheat, and they cheated, and they cheat in Arizona, especially in California, where they just keep counting until they get the results they want.

00:28:44.620 But it was just so overwhelming.

00:28:47.580 I'm telling you, when I saw the Florida...

00:28:49.900 Like, a week before, when I started seeing the Florida early votes in real time reported every day, the early votes, which is combined with the mail-in voting.

00:29:00.060 And I saw that last time we were down 700,000, but this time we were up 800,000.

00:29:04.860 A 1.5 million difference in early voting than last time.

00:29:09.540 I was like, good God.

00:29:11.800 I said, well, okay.

00:29:13.060 I told myself, this is Florida.

00:29:15.840 We knew it's a dark purple state.

00:29:19.460 It's so red, it's purple.

00:29:22.140 But I said, and then they did the early...

00:29:24.660 They did the swing state, early vote swing state tallies the Monday before the two...

00:29:29.420 And I was just like, I was just like going down on the list, and I printed out something from last year.

00:29:34.680 I got three computers, and I got a workstation, because I do this for a living now.

00:29:38.820 Printers and laser printers.

00:29:41.220 And so you have to study this stuff.

00:29:43.220 And so I just like looked at the totals for 2020.

00:29:45.400 And then I looked at the totals, the early voting numbers in the swing states versus 20, 20.

00:29:53.320 And I'm like, good God.

00:29:55.200 I couldn't believe it.

00:29:56.280 I about fell out.

00:29:57.360 I said, this is like...

00:29:59.400 And I was just thinking, we got this.

00:30:01.320 And the last thing I'm going to do is going to come here on Monday or Tuesday show and say, we got this.

00:30:05.360 But I knew at that point, it totally...

00:30:09.000 I wasn't even nervous election day because of the early vote numbers compared.

00:30:12.680 And I was going, this is going to be really bad for the Democrats.

00:30:16.340 This is going to be called tonight.

00:30:19.700 Oh, my.

00:30:20.820 I was so sure of it.

00:30:21.980 I went to sleep for three hours and actually set an alarm, which I never do, and slept and got back up at midnight because I knew it was going to be called.

00:30:30.220 Well, even though you were reassuring me because you knew that I was really, really upset over the whole thing, because every single time you turned around, you knew that there was all of this cheating going on.

00:30:41.280 And it did happen, regardless of what anybody on the left says.

00:30:44.340 It still happened.

00:30:45.240 They still cheated in a lot of races.

00:30:47.220 I mean, look at Arizona.

00:30:48.380 You can just take that and look at that, look at those efforts over there, and you can see exactly what happened.

00:30:55.060 But at the same time, my mentality has always been to always act like you're 10 points behind, always feel like you've got to make a difference up until the very last minute, keep pushing, keep driving people to the poll, keep registering people to the poll.

00:31:11.000 It just became something that I was just built into my schedule that last week.

00:31:16.200 As soon as we were able to vote in California, even though I knew the odds in my area were against me 100%, I knew we could make a difference if we all just got out there and voted.

00:31:27.380 And so that's the mentality.

00:31:28.560 Well, like I say, you probably took 50 people to the polls, and you knew you couldn't lose California, but you added to the popular vote, so it has its value.

00:31:35.080 It does have its value, and we got rid of a bad DA as a result.

00:31:39.680 So that's really great.

00:31:40.820 I mean, we had some things that came out of it alive.

00:31:43.080 I mean, seriously, California is a conservative state.

00:31:46.900 This was a huge cry for help because of what they've done.

00:31:51.920 Yeah, it was like he did 14 points better in New Jersey, 15 points better in New York.

00:31:57.860 Incredible numbers.

00:31:59.100 I know.

00:31:59.840 I mean, he was just a little bit more tipping.

00:32:06.380 He could have won a few really, really blue states, and it was close.

00:32:11.480 That's right.

00:32:12.220 They didn't call them early.

00:32:13.600 I know.

00:32:14.520 Like they normally do.

00:32:15.920 But you know what?

00:32:17.000 It has definitely gotten the attention of the Democrats.

00:32:20.540 I mean, that's why you saw the silence that you saw because everybody went, whoa, what's going on?

00:32:27.280 They were clueless.

00:32:29.000 They have had the lamestream media at their beck and call.

00:32:32.000 They have been sitting up there like they are some kind of superstar dealing with Hollywood and all this stuff, treating us all like we're slaves.

00:32:38.320 I mean, that's how they really think about us, truly, that we work for them, not vice versa.

00:32:43.660 But this one.

00:32:44.380 So they were going to vote for the three things.

00:32:47.300 So just give you a little inside baseball.

00:32:50.480 They were going to vote for the three things.

00:32:52.480 McCarthy.

00:32:53.220 McCarthy.

00:32:53.900 Something.

00:32:54.740 Johnson.

00:32:55.140 The Speaker, Johnson, killed it.

00:32:58.500 Oh, gosh.

00:32:59.380 So now they're back in.

00:33:00.940 Yeah, I think he caved. 0.96

00:33:03.920 How ridiculous. 0.75

00:33:04.520 So now the House is going to vote on a single spending resolution instead of the smaller pieces. 0.91

00:33:11.980 You know what?

00:33:12.460 They're going to vote on the same exact bill as yesterday now.

00:33:18.220 And they're going to vote.

00:33:18.620 Except without the debt ceiling.

00:33:21.480 That's what they come up in 24 hours to do.

00:33:24.280 Weak.

00:33:25.640 Just absolutely weak.

00:33:26.960 Yep.

00:33:27.800 And just so you know, it's 100% that it's Speaker Johnson through the three singles.

00:33:34.520 He's the one that screwed it up.

00:33:37.760 Always.

00:33:39.220 There's always one.

00:33:40.840 One that's not like the others.

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00:36:15.100 Oh boy.

00:36:16.500 Oh my goodness.

00:36:18.260 It has been something else.

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00:36:21.520 The student loan bailout, for example.

00:36:25.480 I mean, come on.

00:36:26.360 Here we are.

00:36:27.360 Running around this whole nonsense again.

00:36:29.400 Biden's administration pushes another $4.28 billion student loan bailout for 55,000 public

00:36:39.800 sector workers while hardworking taxpayers foot the bill.

00:36:44.600 When I said-

00:36:45.440 And it's unconstitutional.

00:36:46.740 It's going to be stopped.

00:36:47.600 And then there's never going to happen.

00:36:48.920 They keep trying to make it happen.

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00:36:52.040 Are we going on time number three? 0.98

00:36:53.720 This is ridiculous. 0.79

00:36:54.700 They truly believe that they are above the law. 0.98

00:36:58.940 They always have.

00:37:01.240 This is how they run these slaves. 1.00

00:37:04.920 When I say that they consider us their slaves, I mean that wholeheartedly. 0.99

00:37:11.600 They're just the biggest bunch of crooks I've ever seen. 0.99

00:37:15.880 Unbelievable. 0.99

00:37:16.320 Come on, January 20th.

00:37:19.600 Usually you're excited about Christmas and New Year's, right?

00:37:22.000 This year, you're just like, whatever.

00:37:24.040 Come on, January 20th.

00:37:25.840 That's our Christmas present.

00:37:27.280 Whatever Christmas, ma.

00:37:28.660 Well, it's January 20th.

00:37:29.880 It's going to be our Christmas and our New Year's.

00:37:31.760 It's so true, Kat.

00:37:33.240 I mean, that is really our Christmas present.

00:37:35.520 I might have many adult cocktails at the party.

00:37:38.460 Oh, I know you are going to.

00:37:41.120 I have no doubt about that.

00:37:42.680 You're going to be in wonderful form.

00:37:44.240 And you should celebrate.

00:37:45.540 My goodness, think about all that went into this.

00:37:48.800 We had to live through the last four years.

00:37:51.280 It was a nightmare.

00:37:52.420 There's going to be some drinks afloat and there's going to be some YMCA playing and some

00:37:57.460 Trump dancing happening.

00:37:58.880 Everybody, practice your Trump dance if you're coming because you're going to have to because

00:38:02.020 we're going to slam YMCA about every hour over the loudspeakers.

00:38:05.840 Well, and I'm sure you have your Fight, Fight, Fight cologne packed, probably.

00:38:11.500 I don't know if I can wear that there.

00:38:13.080 I might not.

00:38:14.420 Meow.

00:38:15.540 I might not be able to make it through the crowd.

00:38:18.600 That Fight, Fight, Fight's some wonderful stuff.

00:38:22.560 It works in wonders.

00:38:24.180 I might have to just get some high karate for that night or something.

00:38:30.180 Oh, my gosh.

00:38:31.400 I'm sure you have no problem.

00:38:32.840 That Fight, Fight, Fight, you've seen the commercial, man.

00:38:34.760 Just as soon as you put it on, man.

00:38:36.820 Wow.

00:38:37.340 It's over.

00:38:38.100 That is the funniest thing.

00:38:40.220 Oh, my gosh, Kat.

00:38:41.260 I kind of like couldn't believe it's $200, but I don't know what cologne, you know, usually

00:38:45.260 costs or what good cologne costs.

00:38:46.960 That's not overly good.

00:38:48.100 So, yeah, smelling good costs money.

00:38:52.780 It does.

00:38:53.420 Smelling poor is for forever.

00:38:54.700 You have to suffer to be beautiful.

00:38:56.940 Smell.

00:38:56.980 You have to suffer to be beautiful.

00:38:59.960 Think about what we have to go through.

00:39:01.720 I mean, seriously.

00:39:02.640 There's a lot to it.

00:39:03.760 It's just, you know.

00:39:05.080 I don't know how you, I don't know how women do it. 1.00

00:39:07.140 All the makeup and all that.

00:39:08.420 Man, it's just like every day.

00:39:10.100 You make it fun.

00:39:10.700 Guys just throw on some clothes, man.

00:39:12.580 Put on a backwards hat and go out to the door.

00:39:14.880 Oh, no.

00:39:15.360 You make it fun because actually sometimes that's the best part of the day, right?

00:39:20.780 I mean, everything that comes after that is okay, whatever.

00:39:23.300 But the date dance and all that stuff, sometimes that rate's even higher.

00:39:29.200 Yeah.

00:39:29.860 Seriously.

00:39:30.960 If that's the highlight of your day, you need a boyfriend.

00:39:34.920 Oh, yeah.

00:39:35.560 So I can listen to them talk about me, me, me, me, me all day long.

00:39:39.380 Yeah.

00:39:39.800 Don't forget where I am.

00:39:41.060 I'm in LA.

00:39:41.160 Want to talk about me?

00:39:42.040 Want to talk about I?

00:39:43.880 Want to talk about number one?

00:39:46.880 Well, speaking of which, you've got Representative Jim Jordan.

00:39:51.360 Weaponization panel releases 17,000 page report exposing two-tiered system of government.

00:39:58.100 Oh, how much are we paying for that little number?

00:40:01.640 We've known about all of this.

00:40:03.020 What are they going to actually do about all of this?

00:40:09.740 Unbelievable.

00:40:10.600 So you've got Jim Jordan that's over there.

00:40:12.680 I mean, this has been proven years ago.

00:40:14.660 Are we just celebrating basically putting a bow on top of the box?

00:40:18.660 I don't know.

00:40:19.800 Will they ever do anything about the findings in the report?

00:40:22.580 Or is it simply just reconfirming what we already know?

00:40:25.480 That's to be discovered later, I guess.

00:40:28.300 But yeah, they feel like you should know that they have finished this report, that there

00:40:33.460 is a two-tiered justice system indeed. 0.95

00:40:36.120 I don't know what to say, but really, ridiculous.

00:40:42.780 This is all about the Twitter files, the Facebook files, all of that.

00:40:47.280 Of course we knew what was going on.

00:40:49.120 The whole thing is just crazy, but President Trump is just doing amazing.

00:40:58.100 He's got the president of Mexico.

00:41:00.800 He's not even president yet, but yet the Trump effect is there.

00:41:04.780 She says she is ready to receive Mexicans deported by Donald Trump.

00:41:09.060 Those tariffs are already working, and they haven't even happened yet.

00:41:16.880 It's amazing.

00:41:19.220 Here comes McConnell now.

00:41:20.680 McConnell, I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our 0.97

00:41:24.400 House counterparts how hard it is to shut down the government and how foolish it is to 0.95

00:41:28.000 bet your own side. 0.93

00:41:29.940 Won't take the blame for it.

00:41:31.400 Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one.

00:41:36.560 When you try to use normal men.

00:41:41.640 I'm surprised that he could even stand up at this point.

00:41:45.720 I really...

00:41:46.580 He can't.

00:41:47.340 McConnell, all of those people, they are just...

00:41:51.420 It's time.

00:41:52.800 It's really...

00:41:53.160 Who cares?

00:41:53.760 Who?

00:41:54.080 Who?

00:41:54.560 Who?

00:41:54.980 We're going to blame you for the shutdown.

00:41:56.720 There's not an election in two years, and Donald Trump's coming in, and he's not even

00:41:59.800 in office. 0.51

00:42:00.360 Who gives a damn, McConnell? 1.00

00:42:02.280 Retire, you old bag of bones. 1.00

00:42:04.100 Well, they're all delusional. 0.99

00:42:05.560 I mean, they're all starting to figure out that, whoa, Biden didn't even have the mental

00:42:10.480 capacity to put one foot in front of the other, right?

00:42:14.540 And now, all of a sudden, they're acting like they're shocked?

00:42:17.060 This is why I can't stand the lamestream media, because Biden says, right here, that there's

00:42:22.420 not a single thing he regrets about his disastrous presidency.

00:42:26.860 Nothing at all.

00:42:28.520 Probably because he had nothing to do with it.

00:42:30.800 It's because you don't remember any of them.

00:42:32.260 I mean, you had the bureaucrats that were playing bingo up there, and they were the

00:42:36.200 ones running the show.

00:42:37.520 It wasn't Joe.

00:42:38.800 He's up there playing Yahtzee and eating ice cream.

00:42:40.840 That's all he remembers.

00:42:42.260 That's it.

00:42:43.320 Yahtzee with blank dice.

00:42:45.400 Think about that.

00:42:46.160 Think about completing your day and saying, all right, well, I've got this card here.

00:42:50.560 I called on all the right people at this press conference.

00:42:53.540 I recognized all the faces on this card.

00:42:55.800 I say here, I'm supposed to call on Lisa, but this is the key.

00:43:01.120 Yeah, where you at, Lisa?

00:43:03.140 Oh, here.

00:43:03.640 And then, you know, he starts reading his answer before she can get to it.

00:43:06.080 Oh, yeah, well, my answer to this question, wait a minute, let me read it off. 0.98

00:43:10.180 It was pathetic. 0.99

00:43:11.380 It still is. 0.99

00:43:12.440 It's ongoing.

00:43:15.000 I mean, the fact that...

00:43:15.880 Boy, he's getting worse, too.

00:43:17.020 He's starting to open the old mouth like Jimmy Carter.

00:43:19.420 Oh, boy, I know.

00:43:21.000 He's getting the Jimmy Carter open mouth.

00:43:22.980 Oh, that is sad.

00:43:23.820 Man.

00:43:25.020 It's true, though. 0.82

00:43:26.820 I can't believe...

00:43:27.820 I do feel sorry for Jimmy Carter because his family rolling him out like that,

00:43:32.760 and he's going to be always remembered like that with just completely comatose

00:43:35.620 looking with an open mouth and looking horrible.

00:43:37.300 He's 100, isn't he?

00:43:38.100 I get it.

00:43:38.720 I mean, if I make it to 100, which I won't.

00:43:41.460 I mean, that's exactly what we're all going to look like.

00:43:44.240 But, good God.

00:43:46.500 What kind of family are you?

00:43:50.420 Seriously, you're talking about no respect for you people, man. 0.89

00:43:53.320 Y'all are some lowlifes to do that to you. 0.99

00:43:55.900 Great-granddaddy, man.

00:43:57.340 That is sorry.

00:43:58.700 Oh, it's so sad.

00:44:00.220 It really is.

00:44:01.280 I mean, don't you have any respect for them?

00:44:03.440 I mean, you don't see these people that, you know, they get in their 70s or 80s,

00:44:07.700 and they're famous, like way, you know, world-famous actors and singers,

00:44:12.980 and they have Alzheimer's disease or something, and they just, like,

00:44:17.580 they're alive for three or four years, and then, you know, they end up,

00:44:20.220 hey, he died at 82, but you hadn't seen him in four years.

00:44:22.600 It's because they had Alzheimer's.

00:44:23.940 They don't want to be seen like that when they're doing.

00:44:25.980 They don't want to be known like that.

00:44:28.020 Right.

00:44:28.380 What a horrible thing to do to somebody.

00:44:32.220 It's just your own family member, man.

00:44:34.360 I'd never do that to one of my family members.

00:44:36.280 It's the last thing I'd do.

00:44:37.280 Nobody I know or in my family would even consider doing it.

00:44:40.780 We wouldn't even have to talk about it.

00:44:42.300 It'd be a no-brainer.

00:44:43.480 Of course not.

00:44:44.760 And then they paraded him around and said,

00:44:46.740 oh, he was so excited to vote for Kamala Harris.

00:44:49.740 He's hanging on just for that.

00:44:52.000 Are you kidding?

00:44:53.240 This is really what you're bragging about?

00:44:55.140 Oh, my gosh.

00:44:58.820 It's just really a shame.

00:45:00.360 I just never knew how bad.

00:45:02.580 They always talk about man's inhumanity to man.

00:45:05.340 And until you actually watch it unfold,

00:45:08.660 you don't really believe it can be that bad.

00:45:11.020 But it is.

00:45:12.500 It truly is.

00:45:13.320 I mean, look at right now it's gotten so cold in North Carolina.

00:45:17.160 And people are living in tents.

00:45:20.600 They're staying in tents.

00:45:21.920 They are freezing.

00:45:22.760 And what is this government doing?

00:45:25.620 Nothing.

00:45:26.220 They won't divvy out a bill so that they can address what we have in front of us.

00:45:33.500 The hurricane was months ago now.

00:45:37.420 Do something.

00:45:39.240 Anything.

00:45:40.120 Even if it's wrong, do something.

00:45:43.820 They're not even thinking about it.

00:45:45.840 They would rather get up there, fight, and grandstand.

00:45:49.560 They lost.

00:45:50.540 The Democrats lost.

00:45:52.560 Republicans, you won.

00:45:54.600 Start acting like it.

00:45:56.040 They don't know how to. 0.99

00:45:58.820 Especially with that dork Mike Johnson. 0.99

00:46:00.640 Man, are you talking about a feckless weakling? 0.99

00:46:03.600 We didn't ever vote for him.

00:46:05.800 They got rid of McCarthy.

00:46:07.100 He was a joke.

00:46:08.720 I swear to God, McCarthy's better than him, though.

00:46:11.680 Well, it's starting to look that way.

00:46:14.780 He is, man.

00:46:15.760 He's better than him.

00:46:17.000 I mean, they're both pitiful, but, you know, it's just like, you know, one really, really 0.99

00:46:21.140 sucks, but the other one really, really, really sucks. 0.98

00:46:24.080 You want to talk about even more troubles? 1.00

00:46:26.560 They have their own agenda.

00:46:27.940 And the agenda isn't President Trump's agenda.

00:46:30.080 And the agenda isn't our agenda.

00:46:31.500 And it's every single time.

00:46:33.360 Well, next time, we're going to get them, boys.

00:46:35.040 It's the old halftime.

00:46:36.480 It's the old end of the game.

00:46:38.460 We'll get them next year when you're losing the playoff speech.

00:46:41.040 Now, this is our time, or there is no other time.

00:46:44.620 This could be the greatest time.

00:46:46.540 And they're up there sticking their thumbs up their butts, yelling and screaming at each

00:46:50.480 other, yelling at us on Twitter.

00:46:53.380 And they're like, oh, we want to do single bills now.

00:46:57.660 We're not voting unless it's a single bill. 1.00

00:46:59.840 Well, you've had the damn gavel for two damn years, you idiots. 1.00

00:47:02.880 And why didn't you do it now? 1.00

00:47:04.200 Now you do it in the, you want a magic pill in the midnight hour to do it two years into

00:47:09.680 your run? 0.92

00:47:10.340 Screw you. 1.00

00:47:11.840 Oh, it's just so, it's so ridiculous. 1.00

00:47:13.220 You just want to get up there and hear yourselves talking, man. 0.99

00:47:15.520 But we don't.

00:47:16.720 Well, here's the thing.

00:47:17.380 They've been able to get away with doing whatever it is without the American people.

00:47:22.160 Regardless, they've been sitting up there lying to us for the past four years.

00:47:25.380 We all watched it in real time.

00:47:27.300 We all experienced it firsthand.

00:47:29.520 I mean, this shouldn't surprise you.

00:47:31.160 World War III alert.

00:47:33.300 Biden secretly more than doubled U.S. troops in Syria to 2,000 without telling anyone.

00:47:43.220 I, they've been lying about everything.

00:47:45.380 You went from having U.S. troops in Syria from 900 to 2,000 over the past few months, and

00:47:55.060 no one even uttered a word about it.

00:47:58.940 Think about that.

00:48:05.900 That's what we have here.

00:48:09.700 You've got President Trump who's sitting there working on the border wall, thank goodness.

00:48:14.000 He files an amicus brief to stop Biden's sale of the border wall, materials for $5, so that

00:48:22.320 we can buy it back at 100 times that amount at least.

00:48:27.300 And basically, they're saying it could constitute a criminal act, a sale like this.

00:48:34.040 They don't want that border wall built.

00:48:38.360 They want to continue to let all of these people into our country. 1.00

00:48:43.280 And the dumbasses, he won the Hispanic male vote by 2 or 3%. 1.00

00:48:47.960 That's the thing. 1.00

00:48:52.040 They're letting in Trump voters, and they don't even know it.

00:48:55.620 Well, the problem is they're letting in whomever, whatever.

00:49:00.520 That's why we've got all of these criminals that need to go first off.

00:49:04.440 And I am so glad that we have a border czar that's taking that seriously.

00:49:08.500 And you've got the military that needs to be remade because of all of this DEI and all this other nonsense.

00:49:19.820 Just get rid of all the DEI teachers, all the DEI people.

00:49:26.220 Throw anybody out. 0.88

00:49:27.280 If you want to go in there and you want to take pictures and dog bondage outfits and your uniform, 0.99

00:49:34.600 and you want to, you know, dudes, you want to wear dresses, go do that somewhere besides the damn military, man. 0.98

00:49:39.560 The military is a serious place where everybody has to be on the same page, 0.99

00:49:43.720 and you've got one mission to protect and serve the United States of America and win wars and kill people.

00:49:50.120 And that's it. 0.75

00:49:52.520 Cat Turd, I just have to show you my page.

00:49:54.500 It's just so funny.

00:49:55.300 This is what I see every day, the last couple of days.

00:49:59.280 I come over here.

00:50:00.180 What's happening, right?

00:50:01.800 Cat Turd, trending.

00:50:02.960 Again, under Christmas Market and above Howard Eskin and above Liar.

00:50:12.080 This is what goes on on my page.

00:50:14.220 I have no idea that you're trending until I sit down.

00:50:16.880 It just jumped and changed.

00:50:18.200 Boom.

00:50:20.300 There you show up again.

00:50:21.060 I don't even look at the – people tell me I'm trending almost every day, and I never even look.

00:50:24.980 I'm like, oh, my God.

00:50:26.920 It's just – I don't know.

00:50:28.340 I guess, you know, a lot of it's because a lot of people hate me.

00:50:30.820 They're talking about how they have to put – I hate Cat Turd, Cat Turd, Cat Turd, Cat Turd.

00:50:34.360 I hate that Cat Turd. 0.90

00:50:35.440 Oh, my gosh.

00:50:36.320 Well, they're going to fund your own private island. 0.54

00:50:39.280 I'll tell you what.

00:50:40.140 All the haters.

00:50:41.240 Yeah.

00:50:41.600 Thank you for that.

00:50:43.280 Really appreciate it.

00:50:45.260 Yeah.

00:50:45.580 Don't make me get checks so big.

00:50:46.800 People have to help you carry it, you know.

00:50:48.580 Thanks to your haters.

00:50:49.500 It is funny to say – it is funny to say that to the, you know, the trolls every now and then.

00:50:56.560 Thank you for trolling my thing and making me more money.

00:51:00.480 I appreciate that.

00:51:01.440 You could never say that before.

00:51:03.940 Exactly.

00:51:04.800 It infuriates them, too, when you say it.

00:51:07.480 It's like, oh, my God.

00:51:08.700 And then they say something else.

00:51:09.700 I say, that's more money.

00:51:11.320 Thank you.

00:51:11.980 And they know no matter what they say, again, I'm going to say, more money.

00:51:15.800 That is so funny.

00:51:17.120 Well, I'll tell you –

00:51:18.200 They can't win.

00:51:19.340 Well, I'll tell you one comment from the littermates over here.

00:51:23.140 CSI referee says, if Cat isn't trending, I worry.

00:51:27.540 LOL.

00:51:29.300 When he's quiet, that's when everybody needs to worry.

00:51:32.820 Exactly.

00:51:33.440 And you know what?

00:51:34.040 When you are, that is when I start getting DMs.

00:51:37.400 If you haven't posted, all of a sudden, my DMs, I fill up.

00:51:41.040 Is Cat okay?

00:51:42.120 Have you talked to him?

00:51:42.840 When was the last time you talked to him?

00:51:43.820 I know.

00:51:44.240 I mean, sometimes I just get burnt out and have to take 11 hours off or something.

00:51:49.400 You just do.

00:51:50.480 I don't blame you one bit.

00:51:52.140 I mean, I get out in the woods, go fishing, whatever.

00:51:54.960 I just have to do it.

00:51:55.800 But it's addictive, too.

00:51:58.340 It's really addictive.

00:52:01.300 If I didn't – you know, if – I don't know.

00:52:07.980 You know, I don't even want to say if I wasn't an influencer,

00:52:10.360 but I probably wouldn't tweet there as much because you just feel pressured to at some point.

00:52:15.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:52:16.360 I don't know how to –

00:52:16.780 You have an obligation.

00:52:17.900 Yeah.

00:52:18.240 – praise this, right?

00:52:19.200 But no, it's a hell of a thing, man.

00:52:23.860 And I read that email to you.

00:52:26.120 I mean, that's all day, every day for me. 0.82

00:52:28.540 I mean, these people, they hate your guts. 0.96

00:52:31.500 And all these people on the left, like we've mentioned on Meathead and these crazy people on Twitter on the left, 0.97

00:52:41.300 I don't more care about them to write them an email and sit there and hate on them all day. 0.94

00:52:46.760 I don't care about them enough to give them my time like that.

00:52:52.180 I don't give a damn what these people think or say.

00:52:54.820 Who cares? 0.93

00:52:55.460 I care about how they swatted you.

00:52:59.460 I care about when they're threatening you.

00:53:02.740 Those are the things that really concern me, and all of those things have happened three times.

00:53:06.640 My swatter is in a D.C. jail right now.

00:53:08.620 I'm getting swatted by Big Bubba.

00:53:10.340 That's right.

00:53:12.600 He certainly is.

00:53:14.280 Speaking of some news, it looks like we've got some breaking news.

00:53:17.800 I was looking at what that Christmas market was about.

00:53:30.480 Well, it's not good.

00:53:31.480 There was a terror attack in Germany, as a video shows a BMW driving through a Christmas market,

00:53:39.020 leaving at least one dead and up to 80 injured.

00:53:44.520 Yeah, now, yeah.

00:53:46.820 Now, okay, let's just, okay, okay.

00:53:52.160 They do this every time that a terrorist, you know, does it.

00:53:57.160 The BMW ran through it, not the, you know, not the guy screaming out a hog bar, not him. 0.94

00:54:04.120 Exactly.

00:54:05.020 It's the BMW killed them people.

00:54:06.580 That's it.

00:54:08.020 The driver of the car, reported to be a dark BMW, he was arrested following the crash,

00:54:14.100 which took place at 7.04 p.m. today.

00:54:18.100 A car drove through a group of people at a Christmas market in eastern German city of Magdeburg on Friday,

00:54:26.220 leaving between 60 and 80 people injured.

00:54:29.560 You've got the video clip here.

00:54:31.720 I mean, I hate to say that.

00:54:32.900 It's not lucky.

00:54:33.620 But if that, what I see on film, only killed one person and injured 80, they're lucky.

00:54:40.520 Exactly.

00:54:42.240 I mean, this is, this is pretty big. 1.00

00:54:44.280 Keep letting them come in, you idiots. 1.00

00:54:55.220 Yep. 1.00

00:54:56.460 That's it.

00:54:57.180 Keep opening your borders to the world.

00:55:00.360 My goodness.

00:55:02.100 I mean, that's the thing.

00:55:04.080 But we don't know anything about, you absolutely made a great point.

00:55:09.180 We don't know anything about the driver.

00:55:10.960 They say terrorist attack, but.

00:55:13.100 No, the BMW killed him.

00:55:14.480 Don't you know that?

00:55:16.180 Exactly.

00:55:17.200 Let me tell you something.

00:55:18.360 If that was a, if that was a, if that was a white dude with a Trump hat, 0.98

00:55:23.100 the headline would right now say, white dude with Trump hat, racist KKK member. 0.97

00:55:28.160 Absolutely. 0.99

00:55:28.640 Wows over it, colored people. 1.00

00:55:30.860 That's exactly what it would say.

00:55:32.760 Absolutely.

00:55:33.200 I mean, for all we know, it could be somebody that just left a bar.

00:55:36.660 They're completely intoxicated.

00:55:38.120 They fell asleep at the wheel and they went right through the Christmas market, right?

00:55:42.220 I mean, for all we know, but yet here you've got a headline that tries to paint a completely

00:55:49.280 different story.

00:55:50.420 Terror attack, they're calling it.

00:55:53.380 So, and we don't know, you know, what it is, what this terror attack is.

00:55:58.500 We don't know who it is or any of the details.

00:56:00.180 Well, you know.

00:56:01.800 That's what they do.

00:56:02.360 I can take a wild guess and probably be right, like 99% of the time.

00:56:06.520 Yep.

00:56:07.160 You, you most of the time are right on the money.

00:56:12.340 Absolutely.

00:56:13.140 You are.

00:56:13.580 We've played this game before.

00:56:17.360 Yep.

00:56:17.840 But they are saying in here, there's a follow-up story to this horror and terror attack at

00:56:25.700 the German Christmas market comes just days after 10,000 strong March chanting Allah Akbar.

00:56:33.680 Now many feel generously towards Syrian refugees must end.

00:56:38.620 So there is the reason why they started with that headline is because this happened just

00:56:45.640 a couple of days ago.

00:56:49.280 Look at all of these flags, Palestinian flags, all of that.

00:56:55.520 It's definitely a never ending story, but that's what they want.

00:57:01.980 Especially this group, they want people divided.

00:57:04.780 I mean, that's just how they operate.

00:57:06.960 That's how they work.

00:57:09.280 They have been worse on Christians than I think I've ever seen. 1.00

00:57:13.560 Wrong Ray made sure that this government was planted in Catholic congregations. 0.85

00:57:21.100 Think about that for a second.

00:57:22.820 They were spying on whether you were buying a Bible or whether you were buying a MAGA flag.

00:57:28.760 That's what they were interested in.

00:57:34.120 People are just really, I mean, it's another day.

00:57:38.620 In paradise around here, always.

00:57:41.160 Yeah.

00:57:42.680 But I...

00:57:43.380 And you let unchecked immigration come in from third world countries and just take over your 1.00

00:57:50.120 whole everything.

00:57:51.460 I mean, what do you think is going to happen?

00:57:52.940 It's true.

00:57:53.520 I mean, it's really, that's why we are so protective of our borders because the people that are coming 1.00

00:58:02.760 across, they aren't interested in assimilating with the American people.

00:58:08.000 They really are not.

00:58:09.240 They don't plan on it.

00:58:10.920 They are going to...

00:58:11.680 If you were to look at Dearborn, Michigan, for example, you would think that you were

00:58:16.120 in a third world country.

00:58:17.720 If you come to LA, you would feel like you were in a third world country.

00:58:24.840 There are prices to this.

00:58:27.440 Big prices.

00:58:29.060 Just ask some of the mothers of the children that were killed by illegal aliens. 0.98

00:58:35.240 Raped and killed, mind you.

00:58:40.260 This is really something else. 0.97

00:58:43.120 I mean, it is...

00:58:43.980 It's constant, but I'm determined to have a nice holiday.

00:58:48.180 Thank goodness we have President Trump in office.

00:58:51.080 I cannot tell you enough.

00:58:52.520 Prayers were answered with that one.

00:58:54.780 No question about it.

00:58:56.200 It's just...

00:58:57.080 And, you know, all this will go away and Trump's going to get in the office.

00:59:00.800 And, you know, he's going to be fighting the Republican Party.

00:59:03.380 Everything great he's going to do, he's going to have to do around them because, you know,

00:59:06.240 they're not going to vote for him.

00:59:07.960 Lisa Murkowski is going to be against everything he does. 0.98

00:59:10.560 All these grandstanding...

00:59:12.400 You know, when you hear a conservative, go on CNN or Fox News right before they're back

00:59:19.680 and say, I'm a principled conservative and I won't...

00:59:24.440 Just get ready. 1.00

00:59:25.440 They're about to stab your ass in the back. 1.00

00:59:27.480 That's right. 1.00

00:59:28.320 And lose to the Democrats.

00:59:29.780 When you hear the word, I'm a principled conservative.

00:59:32.400 Get ready for the knife.

00:59:33.640 Just go ahead.

00:59:34.440 It's coming.

00:59:35.320 But everybody needs to know what we know.

00:59:37.700 And that is you are all being heard.

00:59:40.320 You are being heard.

00:59:41.500 Keep the pressure on.

00:59:42.540 You have more power than you even know.

00:59:44.780 And yes, I will be doing my show tomorrow.

00:59:46.900 I see some people asking about that.

00:59:48.540 Yes, I will.

00:59:49.640 You can join me for a political rendezvous tomorrow.

00:59:53.740 And we named the show Mag-a-nificent Year.

00:59:59.140 A...

00:59:59.460 Oh, so you are doing the show tomorrow.

01:00:01.020 Yes, I am.

01:00:02.660 We're going to have the gems and littermates in there.

01:00:05.620 We're going to tear it up and we're going to talk about a mag-a-nificent year.

01:00:10.480 So excited about that.

01:00:11.980 You always have a good time on Saturday rehashing everything, going through the top 10 and all

01:00:16.640 of that.

01:00:17.200 It's at the same time, 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time.

01:00:20.700 And it's on a different channel, Jules Jones Live.

01:00:23.500 But Cat Turd helps me get the word out as soon as I let him know I'm live.

01:00:27.580 But we have a good time.

01:00:28.720 We just kind of deep dive and all of that.

01:00:30.280 But that will be the last show.

01:00:31.580 And then remember that we are going to come back on the 2nd.

01:00:35.660 In the litter box, we're going to be out of the office, out of the box until the 2nd

01:00:41.240 of January.

01:00:42.860 And so...

01:00:43.360 Yep.

01:00:43.860 Yeah.

01:00:44.400 We got a lot of...

01:00:44.820 And we're sorry, but we need to break too.

01:00:46.900 We really do.

01:00:48.180 I do miss it when I'm...

01:00:49.520 You know, after a few days, you're like, man, I really want to run my mouth about this.

01:00:55.040 I know. 0.96

01:00:55.900 I want to bitch and moan to 100,000 people about this right here. 1.00

01:00:59.900 Oh, my gosh. 0.98

01:01:00.460 I miss our conversations.

01:01:01.580 I mean, this is like our therapy session.

01:01:04.120 It's like when I just sit here and I'm like, I can't believe they're doing this.

01:01:07.600 I can't wait to talk to Cat about this because I'm going to learn so much.

01:01:10.800 And so does everybody else.

01:01:12.000 And everybody has input and everything else.

01:01:14.000 And you all are just doing an amazing job.

01:01:16.040 You truly are.

01:01:16.920 And believe me, you're being heard.

01:01:18.620 You're being talked about non-stop.

01:01:21.320 But with that, I also want to thank everybody for the donations that you have done for the

01:01:27.080 show.

01:01:27.700 Leventhal Spade, thank you very much.

01:01:30.540 MSB Voice, thank you.

01:01:33.060 Dodian Bree, thank you for your donation.

01:01:36.260 Deb Weth Seven, thank you so much.

01:01:39.060 We really appreciate it.

01:01:40.200 And then today, of course, Renee McCurry, who keeps me straight on all of the donations.

01:01:46.320 She says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to Jules and Cat Turd and all of our wonderful

01:01:51.980 litter mates.

01:01:52.640 I love you all.

01:01:54.020 She keeps me straight on all this stuff because honestly.

01:01:57.080 I'm sure she'll be at the inauguration stock.

01:01:59.100 She always comes to the parties.

01:02:00.480 She's awesome. 0.83

01:02:01.960 She really is.

01:02:02.840 All of you litter mates are.

01:02:04.800 That's going to be a party and a half.

01:02:06.300 And I've kind of talked Cat into letting me stream that night.

01:02:12.180 Yeah, so I don't know if I'm going to do that or not.

01:02:14.020 Oh, gosh.

01:02:14.780 Just so I don't know.

01:02:15.300 God, really?

01:02:17.240 Just the logistics of it.

01:02:18.740 I want to make sure we can hear it with the bands and stuff.

01:02:21.920 If you had to.

01:02:22.580 I got to figure out how to do it.

01:02:24.580 We're going to get you in the men's bathroom. 1.00

01:02:27.100 If you really want to come, why don't you just come?

01:02:30.920 No, I want to be there in spirit.

01:02:32.980 But the bathroom's quiet.

01:02:34.540 You've been in spirit enough.

01:02:35.440 It's time to get up there on stage with us.

01:02:38.440 Oh, yeah.

01:02:39.800 That fight, fight, fight cologne.

01:02:40.560 Let's take a good look at you.

01:02:41.280 See what you got.

01:02:45.060 Oh, your tricks are not going to work on me.

01:02:47.640 But maybe they will.

01:02:48.980 We've got Winnie's World who says, Holy cow, buying Cat Turd a drink. 0.69

01:02:53.520 Then we've got Music is My Passion, Merry Christmas, Jules and Cat Turd.

01:02:58.400 Love you.

01:02:59.680 And the same to all the litter mates.

01:03:02.520 You all are just great.

01:03:03.500 You absolutely make our holiday.

01:03:05.040 You make our every day.

01:03:06.140 Truly, we look forward to all of this.

01:03:08.500 Christian Patriot 252, Merry Christmas.

01:03:11.100 And I put together a little video, a Christmas video for everybody.

01:03:14.880 So I'm going to play that before we get going.

01:03:17.780 And you'll be able to see all, of course, the puppy dogs and everything else.

01:03:24.080 Merry Christmas, everyone.

01:03:25.700 And Happy New Year.

01:03:27.020 We'll be right back.

01:03:57.020 That was really good, Jules.

01:04:21.600 You're getting good at that.

01:04:22.400 Oh, there's Wiggles with Cousin Eddie.

01:04:31.560 That's how I decided to end it.

01:04:33.800 That's the Christmas card at the very end.

01:04:37.760 Are you serious, Wiggles, from Randy Quaid?

01:04:40.560 I thought that was awesome.

01:04:42.140 I had to do something.

01:04:43.080 That's the best thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter.

01:04:44.960 I don't care what anybody says.

01:04:46.280 Oh, it's incredible.

01:04:47.200 Cousin Eddie, giving a shout out to, you know, Wiggles pretending to be him.

01:04:54.900 Oh, I had a good time making that last night.

01:04:57.640 Well, I've been working on it a couple of days.

01:04:59.900 And so, yeah, that's where I've been.

01:05:02.320 Everybody's like, are you okay?

01:05:03.620 You've been kind of MIA.

01:05:05.040 I've been working on this stuff.

01:05:06.540 I wanted a surprise for everybody.

01:05:08.540 That's really good.

01:05:09.320 You're getting good at it.

01:05:09.980 Oh, don't.

01:05:11.480 It's going to take a lot more work.

01:05:13.040 It takes me a lot longer than it does some of these incredible people.

01:05:15.780 And they're so good at what they do.

01:05:17.480 I'm not even able to hold a candle.

01:05:20.080 But anyway.

01:05:21.140 All right, everybody.

01:05:22.120 Well, we'll see you next year.

01:05:23.580 In the meantime, you all be safe.

01:05:26.420 Be kind to one another.

01:05:27.940 And we will see you later.

01:05:30.540 Oh, we did have another donation.

01:05:32.300 And I totally lost it.

01:05:34.180 I was going to try to get it.

01:05:35.480 Let me see if I can get it back.

01:05:36.740 Base 1049 Merry Christmas.

01:05:40.920 All right.

01:05:41.520 We're really going now.

01:05:42.820 Love you all.

01:05:43.840 Take care.

01:05:44.840 See you later.

01:06:06.740 Bye.

01:06:18.620 Bye.

01:06:18.780 Bye.

01:06:19.320 Bye.

01:06:25.180 Bye.

01:06:26.420 Bye.

01:06:27.520 Bye.

01:06:29.960 Bye.

01:06:32.840 Bye.

01:06:33.600 Bye.

01:06:36.620 Bye.

01:06:36.740 We'll be right back.

In the Litter Box - December 20, 2024

American Relief Act ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 710 – 12⧸20⧸2024

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