Biden Crime Syndicate | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 536 - 3⧸22⧸2024
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1 hour and 18 minutes
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178.18237
Harmful content
Misogyny
30
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118
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Hate speech
28
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Summary
Katie Courtenay talks about the loss of her beloved dog, Monkey, who passed away at a young age, and how her family and friends are coping with the loss. She also shares a touching tribute to her late dog, Pedro.
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Yeah, I'm just, man, I'm just really heartbroken right now.
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I'm just trying, it's going to take time to, it's just, I'm just gutted is all I can say.
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It's just, so, and then Pedro's doing terrible.
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He just lays there and whimpers and he won't, can't even get him to go outside hardly.
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Monkey tried to play with him, but he just wasn't having any of it.
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It's going to take him, it's going to take him a while.
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I mean, there are people that have been reaching out and I haven't had time just like you to reach
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out to everybody, but I will say that they're like, this is the dog that I never met.
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So he would, he gets, so I let him in the truck, you know, in the spring.
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And if he feels like he's too hot, he'll go over and he, he learned how to put his head
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So he'd blow the horn when he went to air condition on.
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So he got it and he'd just lay on it after a while.
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So I, I, I put the front seat up and then, you know, put the seat up and then the forward
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And then he learned how to like, he learned how to get his head in there and he could just
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come straight up and blow it against his head.
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And then I put a pillow there and he learned how to put his arm over there and blow it.
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You know, just while we're talking about him, I will tell you one thing, Jackie put
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together this beautiful video and I have the volume down on it cause she used the song
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But if, if those of you, I'll, I'll grab it and grab the link and I'll drop it into chat
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But if you want a good cry, this will pretty much send you over the edge.
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And I know you don't have to look at your phone when we're doing the show.
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So I thought I would play it for the audience cause it was just so well put together and
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it has a lot of the memes that a lot of you remember from Magajim and Magajim just throughout
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the history of, of when you got on social media has done an incredible job of doing memes
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with all of the different, you know, animals at Cat Turd Ranch and so has Jackie.
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And it was just a lovely tribute and so I just want to make sure that everybody gets
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to see it because when you're ready, I mean, when you're ready, you can, you can watch it
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with the sound, but just remember, I mean, claim it's onions or, or do it by yourself because
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you will completely break down when you see this particular clip.
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But I can only imagine, and I also had a lot of people that were talking about what happened
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with smiles and the fact that that sound that you heard on the truck and I I'm in total
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agreement that he was most likely reaching out to you saying, Hey, you know what?
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And that's, that's, that's truly how I see it and knows that, that, that something was
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happening and just wanted you to be there with him.
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And so in my mind, I, I, I, everybody has a place where they put it, but I had a couple
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And that's so right on the money and that's so what our animals will do for us.
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And so I, I put it there, but it's going to take a long time.
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Like I told you, like I told you, I couldn't get an animal for three years when I lost my
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It's the first, you know, since I've won, it's 15.
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So, and that was a big one, but you know, I got, I got a cat that's 15.
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It's really, I mean, that's so old for a cat and she, I have to lift her up to put her on
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The, the, the, that's the one thing the vet said that he thought when I got Pedro, he was
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He's, I don't know where they got that, but I mean, everybody guesses.
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But he's at least 10 and according to the vet, maybe 14, but I think he's more like 10.
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And, um, um, um, but he, uh, he's, he's got health issues.
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He's always had them, but you know, so it's just going to be one after another at some point
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and I'm just going to have to deal with it and I'll get new ones and try to take care
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And I'm, I'm just so thankful for the support that you've had from the litter mates.
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I haven't been able to answer hardly any cause I just can't deal with it right now, but I
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So you ready to switch around to like the evil Lord a thousand things.
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My gosh, of course, because it's Friday and that's how they like to do it.
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So you see the Russia thing that's happening right now in Russia.
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I'm focused right on here on this, this, this, this Johnson fella that we got to get out of
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Before we get to that, like really like, like happening right now is, um, four people went
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into this place in Russia and I mean, there's videos and they're just shooting everybody point
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I heard that there was something going on this morning and it's gotten really, really
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I mean, it's just showing them going up to people and just killing them.
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So what I'm going to do is I'm going to drop that in chat.
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You have a mass shooting happening now in Russia.
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People are being shot at point blank range by at least four.
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I'm not going to, um, by at least four attackers attack still ongoing.
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I have dropped it into the chat room so that you all, if you're into that sort of thing
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And then also the same thing going on with Ukraine.
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I mean, they, they are just being completely wiped out.
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There's been a, you know, Russia is just dominating that war.
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So of course you've got the weasels, the weasels that cannot wait to give your money
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And Johnson is at the helm of this whole thing.
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I think of him when I look at him, I look at him and I see oyster because, you know,
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And of course, Kevin, and of course, Bacon and Crenshaw, of course, voted for this.
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It's a $1.2 trillion woke, trash, anti-America piece of crap.
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Stefanik, don't let her fool anybody, please, because she's on this list as well.
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They are doing nothing other than just trying to bide time so that they can act like they're
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They just want to get it over with and not have anything to do the rest of the year.
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And they're on to their corporation and the lobbyist parties where they sell us out in
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And it's going to, they want to affect President Trump's re-election bid.
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They absolutely are doing everything that they can to lose the House.
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So there's going to have one person, Jamar, by the next month or the next after that, they're
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going to head in the gavel right to the Democrats on purpose.
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And they're doing that so they won't certify the election.
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And I do know that you've got Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has basically said she has, and
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she has, she's filed a motion to vacate the chair and remove Mike Johnson as House Speaker.
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The minibus, it passed, just so everybody knows, as Marjorie Taylor Greene files a motion to kick
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You had 112 Republicans against, 23 Dems were against.
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And everything they vote for, all the Dems vote for.
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And then you have Jeffries bails out Johnson once again.
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So we've got all this backdoor sleazy dealing that has been going on this entire time.
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Here's Marjorie Taylor Greene with her comments.
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Do you really think that there's someone who can get 218 votes to become Speaker of the
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We just, they just passed a funding bill that doesn't secure our border, does nothing to
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It funds trans ideology on our youth as young as 12 years old.
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Is this the fight you want to have in an election year?
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It's the fight I want to have in an election year because, damn it, I want to win that
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I want to win the Senate and I want to restore this country back to greatness again, back
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to safety, back to security for every single American because right now we don't have it
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and that's the fault of Democrats and the Biden administration.
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Anything Biden wants, some House Democrats go over and kiss his ass.
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I remember, oh my God, this guy's going to be good.
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He prayed in front of the cameras with four people, held hands and prayed.
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Remember when I said, I don't want to, I'm telling you, everybody's getting this kumbaya
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You had a little, you know, a photo op praying.
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Is that going to help when you start screwing us?
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Well, and what was everybody's first clue was when he started talking about Ukraine before
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And then everybody just went, whoa, what did we just get here?
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So in comes this oyster, as I like to call him.
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I don't see how they have another choice, but they've got to have somebody that they're
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going to replace him with that they are, that they have confidence in.
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I'm going to go get, get rid of that stinky R by my name, because it makes me just feel
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Because, because these are gutless cowards.
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They just voted for full term abortions, 12 year old transgender surgeries, the full
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They sent $380 million to Egypt and countries you wouldn't, you can't even pronounce.
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Oh, and oh, oh, don't forget, don't forget the, the multi-million dollar LBGQ retirement
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Aren't you glad you pay half your paycheck to taxes?
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Absolutely 100% outrageous, but they don't care.
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So here you, you've got this whole thing going on here.
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You've got more illegals, less freedom, and you have, it makes the DHS funding contingent
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It defunds, this is what they were, they were talking about doing and they never did.
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I'm not expecting anything to happen as a result of anything.
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I think they're just going to go ahead and pass everything that they possibly can, considering
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that you've got LGBTQ and all of their things in there.
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Name one thing in the bill that they put in there.
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They, they do not care about the American people and people are waking up to that.
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I mean, I saw that one video on your page about what's happening to Hollywood.
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All the people that work behind the scenes, they are the people that are at my grocery stores
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and they are the ones that are checking me out.
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They're at the nail salons, they're at the beauty parlors, they are trying to pick up
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work anywhere and everywhere they possibly can.
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I mean, not to mention this was an overnight deal that they tried to pass in the middle
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So just like we did with the RNC, we're going to have to do the exact same thing with the
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But yeah, she's got a job with NBC and MSNBC.
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Well, I mean, seriously, when you start looking at what she didn't do, what she failed to do,
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I mean, you could not have run the party more into the ground than she did, even if you tried.
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I mean, look what she was trying to do with Donald Trump.
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She was sitting there trying to get him to debate against MSNBC, NBC, and all the different hosts that have somebody speaking in their ear.
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Because that's whenever he goes on to a debate stage with those folks, that's who he's debating.
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I mean, she is a complete and total, you know, she is what we've always said she was.
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And these are the people that we need to make sure do not get near anything like that President Trump does,
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whether it be the RNC, whether it has to do with the campaign,
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whether it has to do when he gets back into the Oval Office, all of this stuff.
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We have got a group of people that are working overtime to make sure that they stop him from being reelected.
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I mean, you know, it's really wild when you start saying,
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oh my gosh, Frank Luntz must be listening to this show,
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because when we were talking about it yesterday, I said, point blank, I said,
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look, that is going to secure President Trump's re-election
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when you've got all of these properties being seized and everything that's going on.
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I mean, this is communism 101. Here's Frank Luntz today on CNN.
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Folks in the Biden campaign are already starting to refer to Donald Trump as broke Don,
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And then there is the possibility that the New York Attorney General, Letitia James,
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would have to start or would start seizing assets, maybe even buildings.
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I want you to remember this moment, and don't forget it.
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If the New York Attorney General starts to take his homes away,
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starts to seize his assets, it's all going to be on camera,
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pundits are going to sit there and scream about this,
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you're going to create the greatest victimhood of 2024,
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If they take his stuff, he's going to say that this is proof
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that the federal government and the establishment and the swamp in Washington
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and all the politicians across the country and the attorneys generals and all of this,
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that this is a conspiracy to deny him the presidency.
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He's going to go up in the polls just like he went up every single time they indicted him.
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The indictment, let's not talk about whether it's justified or not,
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but it will prove the things that he's saying on the campaign trail,
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and he will go up, and it may just elect him president.
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And I say this to the Attorney General right now.
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this is what the Secretaries of State did in Colorado,
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I'm almost speechless in how pathetic the opposition to Trump has been
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and how completely misguided, and this is a perfect example of it.
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this is the beauty of Frank having his job, which I don't have,
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where you're talking about what happened in a primer.
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I've spoken to people inside Trump World who are saying,
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I think the bigger question is, in a general election,
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in a way that they haven't in most legal issues...
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that the people who are orchestrating his loss
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and they don't understand the American people.
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