Biden's Earpiece Itch | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 597 – 6⧸28⧸2024
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Jules and Cat Turd are back in the litter box talking about the Democratic Debates, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, and much more! Jules: Cat: J.J. Cole: K.C. Turd:
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Hello, today is Friday, June 28th, 2024, episode number 597.
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Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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It's hard for me to stay up that late, you know, until midnight or something.
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Man, I laughed at that debate the whole way through.
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There was no way he could keep all of that straight, but he just was a no-show.
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And they kept the camera on him the entire time.
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I was just sitting there with a split screen just taking photos because his expression
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I mean, exactly what you predicted and what I predicted yesterday.
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Yeah, I called yesterday and I said, this is his last, you know, thing, test.
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If it was seven days off and all the media and all the rules and everything and all the,
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you know, hype and everything, if he can't, if he can't, if he doesn't perform, this was
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the test to see if they're going to replace him.
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If you don't think this was coordinated, CNN actually just asked questions and kept their
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They have another candidate in mind, but they're going to have a tough time because I will tell
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you this, all of those funds, all of that money that Biden has raised and everything else
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And according to finance law, it cannot be moved.
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Now, that's not to say they can't start fundraising for new scum, grew scum, because they could.
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But, but at the same time, what has been raised so far would go to that ticket.
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I mean, the whole thing about it is, is that obviously there are fractures in the O'Biden
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They sat up there and lied to everybody, said, oh, 81 million votes.
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I mean, they, they blew the world up with this virus that, and they lied about everything
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and shut the world down just to get rid of Trump.
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They were all, this was a year planned out, man.
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And Twitter's been so much fun just watching their meltdown.
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And it's just like, oh, you're surprised he has dementia?
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And so they're telling him to scream today to prove you got it.
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And it's just worse and worse and worse and worse.
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And they got him in front of a high school with high school kids.
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You know, there's only a couple hundred people there.
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And then they're, you know, instructed to scream after everything he says.
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It's the most fake cringe shit I've ever seen in my life.
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And he is just, he's having a real hard time up there.
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Just to give you an idea of what's going on today.
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Where he stuttered about Roe v. Wade is a beautiful thing.
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Donald Trump says he thinks overturning Roe v. Wade was a beautiful thing.
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And don't anyone, I'm going to tell everybody out there, and there's thousands of people listening, don't you dare feel sorry for this scum sucker.
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This scumbag who showered with his own daughter.
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Don't you dare, who's sold us out to China, who's putting Trump in jail.
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And he's flooding this country to try to destroy it for power.
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I'll laugh at it, and I hope it gets worse and worse and more embarrassing for him.
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Don't you dare feel sorry for that piece of crap.
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It shows exactly what kind of family this is, too.
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Okay, you know how they've treated Little Navy, right?
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They have completely, I mean, everything from the Christmas stockings and everything else, they left her out.
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She goes past the White House, and she's like, oh, Grandpa lives there.
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They've never extended an invitation or even, you know, even acknowledged her until they absolutely had to in court.
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I mean, they are the crummiest, lowest form of person I have ever seen.
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Then you've got Nurse Jill, who's sitting there.
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She feels like she has to gather and strengthen with all of her energy and start screaming.
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I mean, she took the vibe from AOC, who was trying that act.
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So now, all of a sudden, the Democrats are screaming.
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Here's another part of Joe Biden's speech today.
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Failing, I don't know if a president wouldn't trade places with America in a heartbeat.
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As I stand here today, I can honestly say I'm never more optimistic about America's future in my whole career.
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I didn't do count about America's future in America.
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Now y'all clap, all 45 of you, loud as you can.
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So let me just read something he said at the debate.
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This is Joe Biden, word for word, because I got it down.
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He went through the funeral, the idea that she was murdered by an immigrant.
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A lot of young women are being raped by their in-laws, by their spouses, by their brothers and sisters.
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He was saying, he was covering five subjects before he finished one sentence.
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I said, there's nobody knows what the hell this guy's talking about.
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And Trump put out a little video of all of it today.
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But I mean, this is what we've been dealing with.
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And I've been telling everybody for, what, six months now, he's not going to be the nominee.
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Now they're in a pickle because it's getting so close, but he's still not going to be the nominee.
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They'll sabotage him in every way possible from here going forward.
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They are now, they think that if they jump on this bandwagon where they acknowledge that this guy has absolutely no idea what he's doing, which has been proven, he can't even keep a conversation going.
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You've got Merrick Garland who is holding the video because it was just what you saw last night and is even risking being held in contempt, which I hope the Republicans will ride this wave on through.
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Well, as far as going to jail, being arrested, sergeant of arms.
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So you've got all of those things going on here.
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They've known, but now they want to convince you that the next person that they pick out, you should get on board.
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Your credibility has been completely, completely shot.
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They're in trouble because they're meeting with Obama today and they want Gavin Newsom or Gretchen Wilson in there.
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For that Tom Hanks movie, you know, the volleyball.
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They want them in there, but that bypasses who?
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And then she holds all the keys because it's her fundraising stuff.
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And then if you, if you pick Gavin Newsom, yeah.
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They went over the black woman and they went right for the rich white guy.
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They're in such a pickle because of their wokeness and because of their just by, you know, they're playing by their own roofs.
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And I swear, I feel like it's a God intervention.
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Our country could not keep going in the direction it was going.
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And I know the prayers and everybody that has just been saying, when is it going to end?
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And we talk about one vindication after another.
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Here is what Dan Scavino Jr. says, do not share.
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And it's like this is the first time everybody saw it last night.
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Like, because they just listened to the media lie to them.
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Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been
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able to do with the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with.
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Look, if we finally beat Medicare, we're finally providing housing for black Americans.
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It's the impact on the choice, the idea that they're going to, I'm not either proposing that.
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Everybody, they pay, the millionaires pay 1%, 1%.
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So no one after, I've not raised the cost of Social Security for anybody.
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Three, I got my handicap, which when I was vice president, down to a six.
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And it wants to get away with, get rid of the ability of Medicare to, for the ability
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to, for the, us to be able to negotiate drug prices with the big pharma companies.
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For example, we have 1,000 trillionaires in America.
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And I'm going to continue to move until we get the total ban on the total initiative
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relative to what we're going to do with more Border Patrol and more asylum officers.
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I mean, this whole thing has just been so crazy.
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And in those reactions of President Trump, I mean, this was just kind of one of those
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there
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And I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere,
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And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S.
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or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries.
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I mean, I felt like that when I'm sitting there watching and I'm like, okay, let's have a real
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And there's going to be some fact checking in there and all of that, you know.
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Once they're done with you, they're done with you.
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And they all even had the same thing to say to you.
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But, you know, he's got the brains of, you know, of a lizard fart.
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And I hope he has events where it's crazy embarrassing every day.
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They're definitely going to put him in jail now.
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I love the fact that they asked President Trump about that.
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They're all sweating big time right now because they know that now the gig is up.
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It's been up for a lot of people in this country.
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But even the naysayers now see exactly what everybody has been talking about.
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And there is no way that you can allow this group of regime media just to continue to lie to you and then hide things from you.
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Last night was vindication on so many different levels because now all of a sudden everybody knows what we've been saying from the very beginning.
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They've been at the wheel of this whole thing and they totally lost control of their vessel.
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In real time, too, the Border Patrol Union said, to be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden right when he said that they endorsed him.
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Twitter demonetized the word Trump and Biden last night.
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You know more of the inside scoop of how I do it.
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But, you know, I didn't lose any monetization much because I always called him turnip brain the whole time.
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Everybody knows what you're talking about, too.
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But, I mean, you're seeing a complete meltdown here from the left.
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I don't feel sorry for them or him at all in the least.
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He said he's the only president in a while who didn't have any troops dying anywhere in the world.
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He said he's put in a $15 per shot cap on insulin and Medicare.
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He said it's a $200 cap on overall drug spending and Medicare.
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He said the border now has fewer crossings than when Trump was in office.
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He said or at least strongly suggested unemployment was at 15 percent when he took office.
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He said Trump wants to get rid of Social Security.
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He said Trump told Americans to inject bleach amid COVID.
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We know Trump made foolish comments about scientists studying disinfectant injection but didn't frame it as advice to people.
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No, it's union supported the border bill he'd supported, never endorsed him himself.
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He was like, when he came in, it was 50 percent unemployed.
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I mean, I was just like, I was squinting so hard for an hour and a half trying to understand, what are you, what are you even saying?
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I was like, oh, my God, he can't even talk, folks.
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It was really, I mean, just think about what our enemies are thinking right now.
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The Supreme Court has denied Steve Bannon's bid to remain free, pending appeal of his convention.
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So, again, where are the Republicans arresting Merrick Garland?
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Man, did you see where Thomas Massey's wife died suddenly?
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Yeah, his wife of his four kids and everything died this morning.
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I don't, he hadn't said why, but it was a sudden death.
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I mean, I don't agree with a guy about everything, but I like him, and it's sad.
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And, you know, I think they're young 50s, 52, 53 or something like that.
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He says, yesterday, my high school sweetheart, the love of my life for over 35 years, the
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loving mother of our four children, the smartest kids, kindest woman I ever knew, my beautiful
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and wise queen forever, Rhonda, went to heaven.
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Thank you for your prayers for our family in this difficult time.
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No, I've been so laser focused on this whole debate.
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You know, I've been worried about President Trump's safety.
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I've been worried about what tricks they were going to pull.
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And he wouldn't let the, they were trying to, they were trying to gotcha a lot, the CNN.
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And, you know what, I thought he was actually kind.
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And, of course, you know, he never went personal against him.
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He did, like, you don't know where you're at and you don't know where you're going, which
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Well, he did Hunter one time, but he never went after, you know, his dementia.
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He never went after, you know, he was going after, yeah, you're a raper.
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And, you know what I mean, he started that crap.
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And he's there's there's children and kids and young women getting raped by illegals as
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He deserves to be in Gitmo, not laughed off stage.
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And he stole the election and he put January Sixers in prison.
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And he is allowing an invasion in our country like we've never seen before with fentanyl,
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Nobody deserves this humiliation more than him and his family.
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So did we find out if Donald Trump did say this on the golf course today?
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To where he basically was like, you know, let's see if he can do this.
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Just so you know, a six handicap is like, so, you know, you shoot six over.
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You know, your average for 18 holes is to shoot six over.
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He couldn't shoot 70 over in nine holes if he tried.
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He's just, he just, it's just, when they got in that debate, I was laughing my ass off.
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And everybody knows that golf is President Trump's strong suit.
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I'm going to play this video because I don't think everybody heard it the first time.
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Listen to what President Trump said during a round.
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So let's talk about the, let's talk about the Supreme Court because every decision went
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This is quite the Friday and you know what I have what Julie Kelly actually put out there
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And it's a short little clip, but it pretty much sums up what happened with the January
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The importance of this and what it means going forward, ma'am.
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So this is the decision we've all been waiting for, speculating that the court would do exactly
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what they did today, which is reverse how the DOJ has abused and intentionally misinterpreted
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This is 1512C2, the post-Enron document shredding statute that Lisa Monaco, Merrick Garland,
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Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, Matthew Graves, the D.C. U.S. attorney have intentionally abused
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that statute to criminalize political dissent, punish 350 plus J6ers, turning them in, attempting
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to, and in some cases successfully, turning them into lifelong felons for briefly interrupting
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It was a 6-3 decision authored by Chief Justice John Roberts.
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Shamefully, Amy Coney Barrett wrote the dissent.
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She joined Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor in dissenting with the majority opinion.
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And shockingly, and some people had speculated this, I didn't believe it, shockingly, Ketanji
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Brown-Jackson joined the majority and wrote a separate concurring opinion.
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You know, I'm just being flooded right now with texts and calls from J6ers.
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Some are crying and heartbroken over what has happened to their loved ones by this abusive,
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wrongful prosecution of J6ers with this felony count.
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It is a major repudiation of this vengeful, destructive, petty Department of Justice and repudiation
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of the 18 judges on the D.C. District and Circuit Court, including Trump appointees, Reagan appointees,
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of course, Clinton Obama, etc., who endorsed the DOJ's wrongful prosecution of J6ers by using
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I'm telling you, Amy Comet Barrett's a problem.
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And she started voting with the liberals from day one.
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so she had to go in there and show the New York Times
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Everything just goes straight into a handbasket.
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And that's why I hope everybody's going to be very protective
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Because you're going to see a lot of people on the left
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I mean, here you've got texts that are pouring in
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And this is what they do in third world countries.