Don't Tread On Texas - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 496 - 1⧸26⧸2024
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1 hour and 17 minutes
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168.7504
Summary
Cat Turd is back from the holidays, and she's here to tell us all about it. She talks about how she's dealing with the post-Christmas blues, and how she and her husband, comedian Tucker Barnard, are dealing with it too. They also talk about what it's like to get recognized by the media, and why they think it's a good thing.
Transcript
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I mean, I missed our anniversary, so that kind of shows you where I'm at.
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Not that I eat it anyway, but hey, you know, I mean, I have been banished to bogey land.
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Everybody was laughing about that yesterday because it's very unlike me.
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If you know me, I stick to my calendars and everything else, but I've just been inundated lately.
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Anyway, I will just shift the blame over to you and call it good.
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That Tucker interview has really changed things.
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It's over for the, I'm going to buy some hoodies someday.
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And the cowboy hat helped out a little bit, too, in that respect.
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But still, they can recognize you and your voice.
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And then I look at the Kid Rock video and he got 3 million.
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And that's the power of the connection that you have with people.
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And here you've got somebody like Taylor Lorenz who's all upset about the Washington compost.
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Well, people are tired of listening to the lies.
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There's some other profession I'm sure will call for you, but definitely not this one.
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Where you sit on your ass and write stories because you just, you know, journalists used
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Basically what Laura Loomer's doing right now, pound the street, research, go to where they're
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at, put microphones in people's face, make them feel uncomfortable.
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These kids that go to these journals, you know, they go to Harvard journalism and all
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the, and all these things, their parents are rich and they get out and they, and they
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get automatic jobs at the Washington post or the New York slimes.
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And they do all the research online and they just sit around.
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And then it's just all biased lies, leftist hack talking points.
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It's calling everybody don't like her, Nazi and a racist.
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It's boring and it's lazy and it's a bunch of lies and people are over it.
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I mean, I was fooled today on social media thinking that Shapiro had, had backed Texas,
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And as soon as I saw that, I deleted my, my post, but that's the thing.
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You have to be careful because there is all kinds of news that is running rampant right
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now on social media and you just have to continue to check it out.
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So I've, I've, I've retracted a few in the past couple of days and some of them are not
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And so you're easily baited because you want something to be true so badly.
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And then all of a sudden you find out that it's not.
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So it's just best to be on your guard and don't feel bad.
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I mean, you're not the only ones that get tricked into this stuff.
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And I was like, no, it wasn't the Babylon Bee, but it was somebody doing that.
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Well, with 2.2 plus million followers, I mean, seriously.
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Your account's going to have a bigger effect than mine ever would.
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But don't be fooled on what's going on with President Trump either.
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He left court today because of all of this nonsense.
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Trump released a statement after he walked out of court.
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He is an extremely abusive individual, the likes of few we have ever seen before.
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They even threatened to jail his attorney, Hoppe, which is something.
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So President Trump released a fiery statement on his Truth Social platform today.
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This comes after an abrupt walkout from the New York City courtroom where the E.
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The case took an unexpected turn when you had Judge Lewis Kaplan, a Clinton appointee, reportedly threaten Trump's attorney, Alina Haba, with jail time and denied a request to refute sexual abuse allegations.
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Judge Kaplan mandated silence, stating no interruptions, no audible comments, following some objections, presumably from Trump's legal team.
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The debate over the, you know, whether it was admissible or not of certain tweets and a slide showing these tweets escalated with the judge, ultimately ruling against their use.
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Do you think he'll ever, just real quick, just sidebar question.
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It's against, it's really against his business interest.
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So, I mean, it's kind of like, it's, man, it would, it would break the internet.
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I mean, he did come back for one tweet, remember?
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But, but it, it, it, it's kind of against his, because the truth, the truth, the truth literally is that everything he puts on Truth in five seconds gets screenshotted 15, 20, 30,000 times and gets put on Twitter anyway.
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And then every time he does that, it advertises for Truth.
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We're all doing the bidding anyway, and it really is keeping Truth alive.
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That's where I go to see what he's saying day to day.
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I was just curious, because I don't think he needs it, which is incredible.
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He basically created his own social media and said, okay, you want to hear what I have to say?
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He said, Judge Kaplan refused to allow the Anderson Cooper interview on CNN of E. Jean Carroll, wherein Carroll says rape is sexy, and numerous other things that totally exonerate me.
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Judge Kaplan is refusing me my constitutional right to due process to defend myself against this false accusation.
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This is a one-sided trial where the other side has allowed everything and we are allowed nothing.
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He is an extremely abusive individual, the likes of which few have ever seen before.
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If you really think that President Trump is going to get a fair trial in New York or de-sleeves, we've been telling you since the beginning, he's not.
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So you even have a follow-up, and this one is pretty good here.
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It says, data potential D.C. jurors say Trump must be stopped at all costs.
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Now, they're suggesting a fair trial is impossible with that.
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So a new poll suggests that it will be nearly impossible, which we've been telling everybody, for President Trump to receive a fair trial free of partisan bias in Washington de-sleeves.
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The survey conducted from a January 1st through the 8th from a Triton polling and research, it indicates that there is likely a high level of political bias among the potential jury poll,
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especially towards individuals accused of participating in the January 6th, 2021 riot, underlined, of course, at the U.S. Capitol.
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So they polled 422 jury-eligible residents at the nation's Capitol, with a 27.5% of those surveyed saying those who participated in the January 6th protest are insurrectionists.
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An additional 13% said protesters were criminals, while 14% said that they were domestic terrorists, and 11.6% called the participants traitors.
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Yeah, and so they also put out fake polls to pretend like they're getting their way when there's no such thing.
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And when they do polls like these kind of polls, it's not a presidential poll when our election's going to show you how bad they are.
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This is just a poll they can put out, and there's no way to kick back on them.
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They sat up there, and they said, we're going to get a narrative.
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We're going to say that the whole country's turned against X, Y, and Z.
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You think they lie about everything and put out real polls?
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The presidential polls at some point are the election polls at some point.
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It's going to kick them in the butt if they're wrong.
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But these, there's nothing that can ever prove them wrong.
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Well, unless you go back to 2016 where they had a 99.9% chance that Hillary Clinton was going to win.
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My parents were like, we're really sorry to break this to you.
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But President, I mean, Trump at the time, doesn't have a shot.
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And they were listening to the lamestream media, just like everybody else used to.
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There is no way this man is even going to be able to compete.
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And I went and said, I can guarantee you, he is not only going to compete, but he is going to win.
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Well, they were just shaking their heads like, you know, bless her heart.
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She's going to have a real hard time dealing with this.
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She won't listen to the New York Times for good reason.
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She's not, you know, she's not really able to take the news.
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And then when he did, it was just like, there you go.
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I mean, these polls they put out to go ahead and, you know, firm up the narrative even more.
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They're only trying to push that most people believe that January 6th was an insurrection when we know exactly what it is.
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So it shouldn't surprise you that Jack Smith is, again, back in the news.
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Jack Smith opposes unsealing of discovery material in classified documents case because one document confirms existence of another FBI investigation.
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You remember all of this, the setup in his office and everything else.
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Well, special counsel Jack Smith is fiercely working to keep discovery material under seal in the classified documents case against Trump playing out in a federal court in Florida.
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Jack Smith indicted Trump on 37 federal counts in Miami in June.
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And, you know, Joe Biden was guilty of the same thing.
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Pence raised his hand and said, hey, put me in, coach.
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Well, he was charged with 31 counts of willful retention of national defense information and six other process crimes stemming from his conventions, conversations with a lawyer.
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He hit Trump with three additional charges in the investigation into classified documents stored at Mar-a-Lago.
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The superseding indictment filed in the Southern District Court of Florida claims Trump was part of a scheme to delete security footage from Mar-a-Lago.
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She says Trump and his co-defendants filed a lengthy motion to compel discovery from numerous agencies, including Biden White House, to demonstrate to demonstrate collusion between you've got the prosecution and the Biden regime.
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Here's one example of how the motion had to be redacted.
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One reason Jack Smith opposes unsealing most of the material is because one document confirms the existence of another FBI investigation, presumably into Trump.
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It's unclear which FBI investigation Jack Smith referenced.
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However, it has been publicly reported that the FBI opened an investigation into Trump's possible involvement in a January 6th in in January 6th in April of 2022.
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Jack Smith requested certain documents to remain sealed in full.
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Of course, Trump has not been indicted for January 6th insurrection.
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They've been trying to act like he's already been proven guilty.
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He has not been proven guilty of creating an insurrection at all.
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But this was the card they've always wanted to play.
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It's the most ridiculous part of the situation.
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I mean, they're trying to say they were trying to actually take over our government.
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With a lot of pens and pencils and Tic Tacs and chewing gum they had in their pocket.
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I mean, because somebody has horns on their heads.
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Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for bringing that to light.
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I mean, they were all walking in a single file line.
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When you start talking about January 6th, it was the police that was firing into the crowd.
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They were the ones throwing the smoke grenades and everything else at all of the different
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They were the ones trying to create and instigate an insurrection.
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The January Sixers, the way that they have created a narrative of what MAGA is all about is that
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they're fully loaded with guns and ammo and everything else.
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Well, none of these people arrived with any of that.
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They were simply there to protest, to use their voice, their God-given rights.
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And they're going to stay there until we get President Trump back.
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He surprisingly didn't get anything but a slap on the wrist.
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Three years later, after everybody complained about all the, had him on a 24-hour loop.
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It is so appalling how the government has trampled on these people.
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It's to scare all of us from the Texas scenario that is playing out and everything else.
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And they were going to use January 6th as an example.
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Not only as an example, but to make sure that President Trump wasn't on the ballot again.
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I've never seen the traction that President Trump is gaining.
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I can't have a conversation without somebody bringing it up.
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So the classified documents trial is currently set for May 20th, 2024.
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However, it may get postponed if Jack Smith's January 6th, D.C. trial set for March 4th, 2024 is delayed.
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It's unbelievable what they have been able to do here.
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Of course, you've got the lawless regime, Trump advisor Peter Navarro.
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He will be sent to prison by the Biden regime during his appeal process.
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So they're going to put him in jail while he awaits his appeal.
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So he got to appeal the thing for three years and stay out of jail.
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And then they say, well, they overturned the appeal.
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There was a lot more people in on that than that idiot.
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Because they just happened to coincide with the lynching bill.
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And they were terrified that he was going to squeal.
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I mean, when you say pull a Smollett, that's what you think of.
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When you do a race hoax and you hire two people to do a race hoax, here's an idea.
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When it says four, he'd probably put race hoax in there.
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Make sure you identify what you were paying them for.
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So this is a terrible story because it just goes to show you how far they will go.
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So in September, you had former Trump advisor Dr. Peter Navarro, 74.
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He was convicted of criminal contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with the subpoena
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He didn't comply with the subpoena, but with the half-baked and partisan committee because
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he said that Trump told him to assert executive privilege.
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The partisan D.C. jury previously convicted Navarro on two counts of contempt after deliberating
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They sought a six-month prison term for Navarro.
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On Thursday, Obama appointed Judge Amit Mehta, sentence Peter Navarro to four months in prison
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So Judge Amit Mehta barred Navarro from making the executive privilege argument after the DOJ
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prosecutors accused the former Trump aide of hiding behind executive privilege claims.
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So following the sentence by the Obama judge, you have Navarro's attorneys who immediately
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filed an appeal, which everybody expected, of his conviction on two counts of criminal contempt
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What did not make the headlines is that 74-year-old Peter Navarro will be sent to prison by the
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By the time his appeal is heard in court, he would likely have already served his four months
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And we'll even be safe in prison with these scumbags.
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He does it and gives a press conference and flaunts it in everybody's face and nothing
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And of course, the Republicans won't even hold him in content.
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They never did remember how they, we're going to hold him in content.
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Oh, that means you're not going to hold him in content because you're the Republican Party.
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I mean, they're just walking right on over him.
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I really, I don't see how this party goes forward without getting some real players involved.
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So all of a sudden, you've got the Biden regime freezes all natural gas projects, citing alleged
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climate change crisis and recent catastrophic weather events.
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They are trying to punish the red states, and everybody knows it.
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So today, the Biden-Harris administration announced a temporary pause on pending decisions on exports
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of liquefied natural gas to certain countries until the Department of Education can update
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So you've got Joe Biden destroying our country from within.
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And so on Friday, Joe Biden put a temporary hold on the approval of both pending and upcoming
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requests to export liquefied natural gas, LNG, from new projects.
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This decision might postpone the determination on new facilities until after the election on
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November 5th, including the CP2 facility proposed for the southwest coast of Louisiana.
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During the pause, the Department of Energy will undertake an assessment to evaluate the economic
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and ecological consequences of a proposed project aimed at exporting LNG to Europe and Asia regions
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currently experiencing high demand for this fuel.
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So Speaker Johnson, the mouse, he does weigh in.
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He goes, President Biden's decision to place a pause on pending natural gas export terminals is outrageous.
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By bending the knee to climate activists, the president is empowering Russia, weakening U.S. energy security,
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and forcing Europe's reliance on dirty Russian exports.
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He goes on to say, and here is the rest of the mouse, an abject failure.
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This is, they're so worried about the environment and they're so worried about global warming that
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They blew it up and it's still out there, you know, and then releasing all these toxins in
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Global warming, which is a hoax, by the way, and it's the most ridiculous hoax I've ever heard of in life.
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Of course, they caught it, in the 70s, there was going to be an ice age, then a deep freeze,
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and everybody's going to dive, and then they changed it to global warming, and that didn't take,
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so the climate change, then climate emergency, climate crisis, and none of their predictions come true.
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They always say, in five years, this is going to happen.
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And they've made probably 100,000 of these predictions, and so far, there's zero for 100,000.
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Yet you've got these stupid-ass liberals, the dummies, following it like it's a religion,
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So, okay, let's just take your perfect scenario that the Earth rises 0.01% or whatever it is in the next 100 years.
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Just wherever you're at right now, imagine it being one-half degrees hotter.
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I mean, when you go all the way back to 1966, they were claiming that oil was going to be gone in 10 years.
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It goes on and on and on and on, whatever narrative that they want to do.
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They use that for any time they want to do something.
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They want electric cars, and they're going to try to destroy the oil industry.
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When you get up every morning, you should just thank your lucky stars for fossil fuels,
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because without fossil fuels, half of everybody that's listening to this would have been dead already.
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There would be no medical breakthroughs, no track.
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You wouldn't be able to run anything in industry.
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There wouldn't be anything because it all runs on oil.
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Anything made out of metal that has a moving part has to have oil.
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I mean, man, you put Vaseline on your lips when they're chapped.
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And then all these activists, they drive 10 hours to go to an airport and superglue themselves to a runway.
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And then they go, and they go to a Picasso, and they throw paint on it.
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The weather changes, and what are they going to do?
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The most ridiculous thing I can think of is these stupid liberals who can't even figure out if men can have babies or what bathroom to use.
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You're going to give them trillions of dollars, and they're going to change the damn temperature of planet Earth.
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What's your next step to change the temperatures on planet Earth?
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You can't put stamps on letters and mail them for a profit.
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You can't even deliver mail, and you're going to change the Earth?
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It's the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.
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They should be laughed at and mocked because that's exactly what you have to do to these people.
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The dummies are the little sheep that believe everything they say.
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I mean, they literally think they're going to change the world.
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If the United States shut down their every power plant, all their oil production and everything,
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it wouldn't be a little drop in the bucket compared to China and India and Pakistan and all these other countries
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who don't give a damn about global warming because they know it's real.
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And the worst thing about it is we don't want pollution.
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We don't want our oceans, you know, littered with garbage.
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And so they waste all these billions and billions and billions,
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and it's just a money laundering scheme to shovel all their friends' pants.
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And so the real stuff like cleaning up the oceans, all this garbage in the oceans,
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cleaning up dump sites, you know, real oil spills on the earth,
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and all the things that would help pollution, not global warming.
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The same people that want you to give a half your paycheck to this nonsense,
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they won't have any committee that just goes down Highway whatever, 95, and picks up trash.
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What about the needles all over that litter Hollywood, California, and L.A.?
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For what they spend on global warming, and that's a bottomless pit that nobody ever sees.
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Okay, think about all the money they've given to global warming.
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I mean, trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions,
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yet they say the earth's still rising in temperature.
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I mean, we've already gave you $100 trillion every country in the last 20 years.
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Why is the earth still, the temperature's rising according to you?
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They could have, in San Francisco, they could have them streets where you could eat off of it,
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and they could have a guy with a turd scooper and a broom,
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and they could have five people following every homeless person around.
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Every time they poop, you could immediately pick it up for what they're paying on this bottomless pit.
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Or they could just invite President Xi to appear, right, for the weekend,
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and then they can have a parade for him, and then all of a sudden all of that disappears.
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Every single weekend, okay, by Thursday, you've got a cleanup crew
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because we've got people that are coming in, right, from all corners of the earth to visit Hollywood, California,
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and they certainly don't want you to see what it looks like during the week.
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So then miraculously, and where these people disappear, I have no idea,
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but the streets are completely cleaned up, especially if there's an event here.
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And then a couple of weeks later, here they all come back.
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These psychopath, global cult liberals are destroying this planet.
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I mean, it's like, okay, well, we've got to stop farmers.
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Okay, well, what's everybody going to eat, you dumbasses?
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I'll tell you what, all you leaders that push this, they should just say,
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okay, well, we're going to keep growing food for everybody else, but not you.
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Trump should get in the office and say, okay, all you liberals,
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I'm going to give you the best week of your life.
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I'm going to give you the best month of your life.
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Your little iPhones that you punch all day are going to be gone.
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I'm telling you, all these people that glue their assholes to runways,
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I guarantee they'll be the first of their huddled up when you take their iPhone away,
00:36:04.100
Let them, you know, where are you going to crap at?
00:36:06.180
You have to go out in the street in San Francisco.
00:36:16.120
Remember the concert where all of a sudden they thought they were going to get all of these,
00:36:32.000
And if you've ever been out in that section, which I did a lot of work out, out west,
00:36:37.240
if it ever does rain in them sections, it never rains in that, I forgot what it's called,
00:36:46.740
But when it's wet, you can go, I remember the first time it got wet and I just like
00:36:53.740
And, you know, it's like you pull up snowshoes.
00:37:05.140
And every one of those, and I was a hippie and every one of those, and these are like
00:37:09.120
hippie-fied crazies, you know, and all these people that dance around and everything
00:37:14.340
and preach planet earth, I bet every one of them couldn't wait to get back, get in the
00:37:20.800
hot shower, that hot water heater, and get into that fuel-pumping car of theirs to get
00:37:28.500
And with that gas stove of theirs to make sure that they had something hot to eat that was
00:37:38.400
And electric cars, you know, you've seen the stories lately.
00:37:40.560
All the people besides pretty much Elon Musk, who will always be in business, because there
00:37:46.020
is a 5% or a 2% demand for electric cars for somebody who's rich, that lives in the city,
00:37:53.480
that doesn't drive at 20 or 30 miles, that can afford $25,000 batteries and $120,000 and
00:38:01.760
And they can afford a $10,000 little station in there.
00:38:06.660
You know, they spend a half million dollars and they save $2 a gallon.
00:38:22.080
And they want to save the earth to act like they're doing something with their lives, but
00:38:30.320
The earth's going to be here long after everybody's gone.
00:38:41.760
I think President Trump sums it up beautifully.
00:38:47.520
And yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate.
00:38:58.760
He's worried about the ocean will rise one hundredth of one percent over the next 300
00:39:14.760
I mean, except for people that haven't been paying attention.
00:39:22.500
You know, I came down to Florida after I got out of the Army in the early 80s.
00:39:40.080
But I like to just wear waders and go out and just do a lot of wade fishing.
00:39:45.460
So I have these areas and holes and inland areas that, you know, have strong tides.
00:39:59.420
And I can tell you for a fact, in the last four years, this is not doing it.
00:40:04.940
I know because I don't live a life online where you just listen to dumbasses.
00:40:17.120
The tide lines exactly, you know, the regular high and low tides are exactly the way they've always been.
00:40:24.520
Down here in Florida, we have roads in these islands and all these little places you can go
00:40:32.960
and these little inlets and bays and everything.
00:40:37.820
And all these little roads are right beside them.
00:40:46.480
Global warming, man, has got the thing shut down.
00:40:50.140
And then so a hurricane will come, which blows all the ocean water up.
00:40:54.480
And then they're like, look, it's all flooding.
00:40:59.060
I mean, God, it hasn't been, there's no, I know I'll go to the same spots.
00:41:08.240
There's little places that I go and I go through the woods and I go down to the ocean or bay or the intercoastal waterways.
00:41:16.440
And I stand on a certain rock or a little old seawall that's been, you know, deteriorating.
00:41:25.960
And I'll go and I'll stand on the same rock I stood on 30 years ago.
00:41:31.380
And I know that rock that I stand on that I can, you know, get out a little deeper or a hole I fish in.
00:41:37.000
I know that, you know, it'll be at low tide, it'll be, you know, shin deep.
00:41:41.040
And at high tide, it'll be a little bit over my knees or whatever.
00:41:43.200
And I know this, so I know it hadn't been rising.
00:41:48.260
It's just all bullshit to get you out of your pocket, money out of your pocket.
00:41:54.460
I mean, it's like somebody saying, hey, it's raining outside.
00:41:57.820
I mean, it's what we, it's like, yeah, of course.
00:42:00.400
I mean, we know exactly there's a means to an end.
00:42:05.980
So this is a hot summer and sometimes they have hot summers.
00:42:17.340
Just go down to the ocean and just, you know, have a crab boil.
00:42:23.380
And it's funny because we're having just a ridiculous cold winter.
00:42:27.060
I mean, man, I live in North Florida and it's been in the 20s and the 30s at night.
00:42:32.060
It seems like for two or three weeks now, we've had all this snow, all these crazy blizzards and everything.
00:42:39.840
And they just don't talk about global warming in the winter.
00:42:42.720
And this, in the spring, wait till the first hot day and here comes the crazies.
00:42:54.300
I mean, the hottest day in the history of our planet.
00:43:02.680
Well, what degrees was it in 400 B.C. in Boston?
00:43:15.000
That was news to people in L.A. that it would actually snow here.
00:43:19.500
I mean, you know, you can account for crazy weather.
00:43:23.680
I remember Obama gave a speech one time and he was saying all these things contribute to global warming.
00:43:30.160
He was going, all these things contribute to global warming.
00:43:47.100
He flip-flopped when he was talking about taking a hard line on illegal immigration.
00:43:55.860
We all agree on the need to better secure the border and to punish employers who choose to hire illegal immigrants.
00:44:05.380
You know, we are a generous and welcoming people here in the United States.
00:44:08.580
But those who enter the country illegally and those who implore them disrespect the rule of law.
00:44:14.840
And they are showing disregard for those who are following the law.
00:44:20.080
We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented, unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently, and lawfully to become immigrants in this country.
00:44:39.240
Well, they say that to get to the next position, and then they screw you as soon as they get in because they're just phony, absolute frauds.
00:44:47.620
I mean, he's the modern-day version of a snake oil salesman, a con man.
00:44:56.460
And he is very nervous about President Trump reentering the Oval.
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There was a long time where we had zero support.
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But speaking of shortages, this is one by end wokeness.
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Helium is needed to power MRIs, semiconductors, and space travel.
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Well, Joe Biden just sold off our federal helium reserve,
00:48:21.280
This entire administration is either run by complete idiots or genocidal maniacs.
00:48:30.940
But that's exactly what they're doing right now.
00:48:35.880
And this is from at end wokeness, which is another great account over there on X Twitter.
00:48:44.040
But yeah, I mean, they're just trying to cripple us.
00:48:46.860
I mean, when you look at that, when you look at the border, I mean, they are dangerous to themselves and others.
00:48:59.260
Well, I mean, the whole thing with the border is really something else.
00:49:04.620
I mean, Biden even going after all of this is crazy.
00:49:10.140
And you had Tucker Carlson, who had a conversation today with Governor Greg Abbott to Tucker.
00:49:16.600
We are prepared for conflict with the Biden regime over the border.
00:49:21.260
Ten states have sent their national guards to defend Texas against the invasion.
00:49:33.780
He says that 10 other states have sent the National Guard to the Texas border and others will follow.
00:49:40.600
Abbott says he is prepared for a conflict with federal authorities.
00:49:47.960
It's going to be interesting to watch this one play out.
00:49:51.320
Think about, I'm telling you about the Biden regime, the treasonous installed Biden regime.
00:50:09.380
They're going to go there and they're going to arrest.
00:50:11.640
And they're going to get in a fight with people who are trying to prevent illegals from coming in so they can come in.
00:50:21.120
Is he going to go in there and start an open fire?
00:50:28.340
Because they're willing to go down there and arrest our patrol, you know, and stop our National Guard from enforcing the laws.
00:50:40.040
They can't win no matter what the situation, no matter what happens.
00:50:46.020
Well, of course, unless they want to blame President Trump again, which is what they love to do in this case.
00:50:52.320
So President Trump is calling on all willing states to deploy their National Guards to Texas to defend U.S.-Mexico border as Red State Alliance grows to 25.
00:51:03.440
And so this is just catching some serious momentum here, as it should.
00:51:16.680
You've got, they're now standing with Texas Governor Greg Abbott, sign a letter supporting Texas constitutional rights to self-defense.
00:51:28.920
You've got tensions that are absolutely escalating.
00:51:33.680
I have a friend of mine who went to the doctor the other day.
00:51:37.000
And she said, you know, I left because she was actually at the emergency room.
00:51:47.780
And there were all, everybody there was an illegal alien that could not speak English.
00:52:00.140
It would have been faster just to make an appointment with my doctor, which is what I did.
00:52:09.780
There is so much pressure on our system right now.
00:52:16.420
They're giving it to illegals that are here, that have broken the law to be here.
00:52:31.440
You know, closed borders, not drug legalization, will reduce the drug crisis.
00:52:36.800
Well, a lot of people are now saying that, hey, this is the Biden regime.
00:52:46.820
So it's in chaos, the crisis level of illegal immigrants and asylum seekers crossing on a daily basis.
00:52:54.720
You have several Republican-led states who have deployed their National Guard to secure the border,
00:53:01.160
while Washington has sent federal officers to keep it open.
00:53:05.320
The Biden regime's loose policies on immigration and asylum seekers encourage illegal immigration and human trafficking
00:53:13.920
as desperate people from Latin America and as far away as the Middle East, China, and Africa
00:53:20.480
see a path to residency or citizenship in the U.S.
00:53:28.520
Not only that, they are given food, board, you know, roof over their head, money, you know, money in their pockets, everything else.
00:53:37.460
Like anything they want or they don't give you nothing.
00:53:50.180
I told you, all you have to do is get a driver's license.
00:53:52.740
And then all of a sudden, you're automatically enrolled to vote in our elections.
00:54:02.680
And they know that we're not going to vote for them.
00:54:06.500
Then all of a sudden, in Georgia, you've got a huge story over here.
00:54:11.080
Finally, some would say, you have Senate Ethics Committee pass his bill to remove Rafsenberger from the Board of Elections
00:54:19.980
and grant the board authority to investigate him.
00:54:30.740
I mean, you are looking at a situation in Georgia.
00:54:37.400
Georgia looks to be moving closer to paper ballots.
00:54:40.220
I hope they lead that charge after what happened over there.
00:54:44.940
You've got the Gateway Pundit, who has done a beautiful job of reinforcing that those elections have been tampered with,
00:54:58.320
I mean, you've got full scope of Dominion voting machine hack in federal court is far worse than just the BicPen hack.
00:55:08.860
That's and yet you weren't allowed to even talk about this stuff before.
00:55:22.640
They are filing a comprehensive lawsuit against Biden regime.
00:55:27.240
You have the Governor Shapiro and Department of State.
00:55:37.220
I mean, it's just every which way you can cheat.
00:55:42.800
If you think these elections, this country are fair.
00:55:44.860
I got a bridge to sell you in San Francisco full of human shit on it, I'm sure.
00:55:58.840
I mean, it's the most frustrating thing we've ever seen.
00:56:01.920
And you wonder why our military numbers are low.
00:56:08.440
They're going to have them voting in your elections, taking your jobs and everything else.
00:56:11.580
No one's talking about the crisis of unemployment.
00:56:15.000
I mean, you've got so many layoffs right now that are happening in real time, and no one
00:56:23.960
Now you've got these reports that are out there about the FBI.
00:56:27.720
It has lowered its hiring standards and in a ridiculous way due to woke diversity, equity,
00:56:36.960
and inclusion policies, which means they're coming for those jobs too.
00:56:43.960
They're probably just asking, will you enforce laws against Democrats?
00:56:48.360
Will you go after Republicans even if they're innocent?
00:56:58.160
They're going to hire people that are here illegally that broke the law to enforce the laws that
00:57:10.880
Lawbreakers are going to be enforcing the law over you.
00:57:22.960
That's why whenever I threaten that I'm moving, I just do not think that a state is
00:57:29.800
I mean, you know, I've been in California and L.A. for quite some time, so it's really
00:57:42.520
But this is what happens when they install, you know, somebody.
00:57:45.920
These people live off the grid, like way up in Alaska in a little cabin and, you know,
00:57:50.220
hunt moose and jerky and have dog sleds and no power and the cutoff of society.
00:58:05.000
Georgia State Senate votes 30 to 19 to create the committee to investigate Trump-hating Fulton
00:58:10.960
County District Attorney Fannie Willis for criminal misconduct and corruption.
00:58:18.280
We always try to end on good news, especially when it's a Friday.
00:58:20.900
I think they're also going to vote to impeach her.
00:58:23.640
I think they've already, I think they're going to.
00:58:31.040
And they, and they do this stuff right near, and it's the most blatant corruption you can
00:58:37.760
And they do it because they know nothing's going to happen to them because they're Democrats.
00:58:42.040
And the Republicans don't start to make, when there's never any punishment, which there
00:58:46.200
never is, that the behavior is going to continue.
00:58:53.540
Liz Cheney and Adam Kidzinger, as I like to call him, Kidzinger,
00:59:09.120
Liz Cheney's already taught her how to lose about 30 points in every state.
00:59:16.620
And right before South Carolina, where she's going to lose about 30 points in her own state,
00:59:28.460
They, I said they started reminding me of each other.
00:59:30.900
Remember a week ago, they just both rubbed me like.
00:59:37.760
And they are exactly, they're exactly the same.
00:59:42.440
I mean, that and Hillary Clinton, it's like there's this mold and that's what they are.
00:59:48.480
Well, if you aren't doing anything tomorrow, I hope you will join me on a political rendezvous.
00:59:53.140
It's every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern time.
00:59:56.960
It's on Jules Jones Live channel over there on Rumble.
01:00:05.840
And we are going to be covering Madam Maxwell tomorrow.
01:00:09.980
And of course, we'll do the, you know, the news of the week and everything else.
01:00:14.020
But we'll be focusing on that because so many people in our government are connected to Epstein
01:00:25.280
And then I owe everybody, I know, and I've been talking about it,
01:00:31.900
I need to read everybody's names out because I've been so bad about not having them in order,
01:00:36.620
even though I've had Mother of Pearl and Renee McCurry who do an incredible job.
01:00:42.960
Oh, just, I have not gotten it together this week.
01:00:45.120
All your girlfriends are in town just slacking.
01:00:48.200
Okay, is that coming from the party boy who was just in Nashville?
01:00:58.600
You're the greatest friend ever because all your friends are out there partying and you don't drink,
01:01:03.640
so you're the designated, permanent, designated driver for life.
01:01:08.120
And I have no problem doing that to make sure that everybody gets safe.
01:01:11.060
Well, good, you need to come out with me sometime.
01:01:24.320
But I've got so many people in that they wouldn't all fit into my car.
01:01:27.580
So we've got a whole, you know, we're mapping and planning.
01:01:30.820
You got to have an Uber army to get your girlfriends out.
01:01:35.200
We're requesting seven Ubers over here in Hollywood and Vibe.
01:01:43.860
When my girlfriends are in town, they just basically take over, and you just don't have a vote.
01:01:48.700
It's just we go here, we go there until all hours of the night.
01:02:00.800
We have Speedy Patriot, Kimber Tucson, Viking Sea, my buddy Martha Johnson over there.
01:02:11.540
We have got, let me see, let me keep going through here.
01:02:15.160
We've got a lot of people I've got to reach out to.
01:02:21.720
And then we have Deborah Reyes, Deborah Reyes, Fizzle 13.
01:02:26.700
Deborah, by the way, is a moderator on our show.
01:02:51.140
She also donated over there on our Locals channel.
01:02:58.940
She liked our mittens, our mittens when we were calling Mitt Romney mittens.
01:03:10.820
Let me get up there before I lose my chat completely.
01:03:17.100
And then we have Deborah Reyes, who says it was a fed surrection.
01:03:24.880
Just a quick shout out to Cat Turd Jewels and all the littermates.
01:03:54.660
They want to suspend election by declaring a civil war.
01:04:07.540
We have Cat Turd Rocks in the chat who says, Texas, don't let the feds provoke you.
01:04:18.000
We've got a runaway, rogue government that are just not even adhering to our Constitution anymore.
01:04:23.920
They figure if they can get away with it, they're the better for it.
01:04:27.240
So anyway, I want to make sure I don't miss anyone.
01:04:31.880
But if I do, if I have missed you, you can send me a nasty gram.
01:04:39.680
Lori A. Young says, God bless Jules and Cat Turd.
01:04:45.120
And also, Lori does a great job of promoting the show as well, as do so many of you.
01:04:51.400
Thank you to my crew that helps put the show together.
01:04:57.660
Can you tell us and give us a little update on Wiggles really quick?
01:05:04.600
It's kind of, I'll probably have to do the show.
01:05:12.600
And he's getting a brace made, which he's still going to have to have the cast, I think.
01:05:17.700
Let me see, six, probably four to five more weeks.
01:05:25.780
If you think about it, it's got the little metal hinge on it.
01:05:31.300
And then hopefully he'll be able to walk around on that as it heals.
01:05:37.240
And hopefully, I mean, he still might have to get a fusion one day.
01:05:40.280
And that means he's going to be like a gimp the rest of his life.
01:05:45.600
So we're not going to know for months if this is going to work.
01:05:50.340
He thinks there's a 70% or 80% chance this is going to work.
01:06:17.900
But then he's got a little plastic thing that's for when it's raining or anything.
01:06:29.640
But they say, you know, if you need to go walk him out in the yard where he can limp around or whatever.
01:06:32.940
But, man, I don't know how I'm going to get him in that car.
01:06:44.320
And there's an office in my garage that I've converted into him in Monkey's bedroom.
01:06:48.520
I mean, I've got a little thing in between now that separates him a little bit because Monkey wants to wrestle him.
01:06:56.060
So, Monkey's really depressed being without him.
01:06:58.320
But I let Monkey hang out now with Pedro and Smiles.
01:07:07.720
You know, they don't want to play like puppies do.
01:07:11.900
But – so, he's got a 10-by-10 outdoor condo with a doggy door and a room that's A.C. and heated.
01:07:20.660
He's got his own – I mean, an actual bed that he sleeps on.
01:07:33.900
But he just – I don't know how I'm going to get him in that car.
01:07:43.140
And they're going to be fitting him for this thing.
01:07:49.480
Well, see, I mean, you know, if you had them in shoes like I have my shoes.
01:08:04.220
He's – he don't like anybody getting near him when you see his bone that got him.
01:08:19.700
Well, okay, so you know Giorgio is a little possessive.
01:08:22.420
He's a little guy, but he is very possessive of his bones and things.
01:08:27.560
Well, the other night I'm sitting there and I'm hanging out with them on my couch.
01:08:33.360
He was like, okay, I'm going to fix this situation.
01:08:41.780
And so – and he's had a really hard time since one of my friends died.
01:08:46.940
But to make a long story short, he decided to fix the situation.
01:08:50.580
And so he got off the couch and he delivered a bone for me.
01:08:58.880
He put the bone on my shoulder and was like, here, Mom, you can have your bone.
01:09:03.980
And here's my bone so that we leave Giorgio alone.
01:09:09.820
You want to talk about a heart melting into a bazillion pieces.
01:09:29.940
Of course, I was just completely putty in his hands.
01:09:32.920
But, yeah, it has definitely been a trick to get these two to get to know each other.
01:09:42.120
If you – you know, I have to keep – I said this on Tucker.
01:09:46.860
But when you get – I mean, you see now how hard it is just from a dog you kind of raised from the beginning
01:09:55.640
and then a dog that kind of got thrown in the mix, how difficult it is to get them, you know, compatible.
01:10:06.260
And when – me, when you have six and they've – you know, I've had some – I had Pedro nine years now.
01:10:17.060
And I actually have had the – you know, I've had the twins now for two years.
01:10:23.820
Yeah, it's like – I think it's like three more weeks or something like that I've had them two years.
01:10:42.360
But, you know, Sweetie and Petey – but, you know, Wiggles hates Petey.
01:10:48.000
And I love Petey and I love Wiggles, but they don't like each other.
01:10:54.080
What happened is they were – Petey was just – he just protected them.
01:11:02.300
But as they grew up and Wiggles started getting kind of bigger than him, one day something happened.
01:11:08.240
I had them together and Petey jumped on Monkey and had Monkey down.
01:11:11.900
And it wasn't – it was just a, you know, a scare to –
01:11:21.300
After that, Wiggles ain't got nothing to do with that dog.
01:11:25.500
I mean, they got in a fight when I accidentally let one out and I thought the other one was up.
01:11:29.920
And, I mean, I ended up with Stitches in the hospital.
01:11:36.460
And there's no way I can teach them to like each other.
01:11:38.400
And all the dog trainers don't DM me because you just don't know.
01:11:47.820
They're always fighting to soothe the alpha male.
01:11:57.920
You just got to keep a couple of them separated sometimes.
01:12:02.160
And remember, these were extremely, not Wiggles, because Wiggles has had, he's got the life of Raleigh.
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Somebody had dumped them with a big old bucket full of deer guts and a hog carcass out in the woods.
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And there was, I was riding way out on this road.
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And I saw these little puppies, there's this little, there's an old car seat in the woods and all this, somebody had dumped.
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And this is way, I'm telling you, this is a dirt road that goes out in the middle of the swamps.
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And there's just a little place there that's got a little place that an old trailer used to, abandoned trailer used to sit.
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And there was a little seat and I saw these little puppies' heads.
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And it was supposed to get like 15 degrees the next day.
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And when they come around, they kind of came up to me and, oh, my God, they were skinny.
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I mean, when you just lift your hand, they just wince like you're going to get, they're going to get beaten.
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And I went down, there's a little store about five miles down the road, closest thing to it.
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And I went and bought a little sack of dog food and I dumped it.
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So I brought some water and another guy was back there.
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He finally, another guy kind of discovered me when I did.
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And I said, well, I'll just bring them over here to my farm.
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I didn't have all these kennels and stuff to build.
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And I actually had another doghouse that I used.
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And I put it in one of my barns and I put, I put two or three heating pads in there.
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Yeah, so they, yeah, he looked kind of like that.
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They were, they still, I can get collars on them.
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And I'm getting, I mean, Sweetie's finally least trained after two years.
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But Petey, he's, you're never going to least train that dog.
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All right, yeah, yeah, I bet you could because there's something about a leash that scares him.
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So when you just break one out, he used to just shiver in a corner.
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So I think somebody beat him with a leash at some point because he just is terrified of a leash.
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I mean, really, can you imagine doing that to something, to anybody, to a person or an animal?
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Well, you know, whenever I say, are you ready to go at O-U-T?
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I've got one under my desk, so I have to spell, even though we know what that means.
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You can see, you can see their skin and bones here.
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You can see just the outline of that weird neck thing to where when they bend over, it just sticks out.
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And it's like a, you see the sores that were on there?
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These are the pictures when you first got them that you sent to me.
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I mean, you just don't know what you're going to get.
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And they get on their back so that I can put their little shoes on.
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Because nobody's going to walk around L.A. without shoes on.
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So that's why I was asking you about how he was doing with his little boot.
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Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
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And I'll see you tomorrow on a political rendezvous.