In the Litter Box - May 20, 2024


ERECTIONISTS! ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 571 - 5⧸20⧸2024


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Learn English with Jules and Catty Turd. They talk about President Donald Trump's speech at the University of Michigan-Milwaukee s commencement ceremony, and how the Republicans are trying to ban books and erase Black History.

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00:01:25.940 Hello, hello, hello.
00:01:50.140 Today is Monday, May 20th, 2024, episode number 571.
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00:02:03.620 You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
00:02:07.740 Hey there, Cat Turd. How are you?
00:02:10.280 Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:11.180 How goes it today?
00:02:13.660 Oh, going good.
00:02:15.280 I mean, from one erectionist to another. 0.53
00:02:19.740 I don't know.
00:02:20.380 God. 1.00
00:02:22.020 That bumbling idiot. 1.00
00:02:23.380 He went to a black college and told them that the Republicans are trying to ban books to erase black history. 1.00
00:02:30.320 God dang. 0.99
00:02:30.640 Is this the craziest thing? 1.00
00:02:32.760 These are creepy, lying weirdos, man. 1.00
00:02:35.900 God. 1.00
00:02:36.580 I know.
00:02:37.020 They'll say anything.
00:02:37.900 They'll sell their own grandmother. 1.00
00:02:39.320 It is so bad.
00:02:40.540 I have the clip you're talking about.
00:02:41.760 Let me play it for everybody.
00:02:42.800 In America, we're all created equal.
00:02:47.700 Extremists close the doors of opportunity.
00:02:50.620 Strike down affirmative action. 0.62
00:02:52.980 Attack the values of diversity, equality, and inclusion.
00:02:55.580 I never thought when I was graduating in 1968, as your honoree just was, we talked about.
00:03:03.100 I never thought I'd be in a present at a time when there's a national effort to ban books.
00:03:09.000 Not to write history, but to erase history.
00:03:12.880 They don't see you in the future of America, but they're wrong.
00:03:17.820 To me, we make history, not erase it.
00:03:21.820 We know black history is American history.
00:03:32.340 Many of you graduates don't know me, but check my record.
00:03:35.080 You know what I'm saying.
00:03:36.060 I mean from my gut.
00:03:38.160 We know black men are going to help us lead us to the future.
00:03:42.200 Black men from this class and this university.
00:03:45.000 But graduates, this is what we're up against.
00:03:53.200 Extremist forces aligned against the meaning and message of more.
00:03:57.640 This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen. 0.99
00:04:03.380 So the only books the Republicans are banned that show six, seven-year-old gay blowjobs. 1.00
00:04:08.860 Right. 0.99
00:04:09.340 That's the big book burning they're talking about.
00:04:13.560 Oh, of course.
00:04:14.580 Sure.
00:04:15.600 Well, you know, it shouldn't surprise anybody.
00:04:17.820 We've been called everything in the book anyway, as it is.
00:04:20.560 I mean, you know, I put a little list together.
00:04:23.120 We've been labeled deplorables, irredeemables, insurrectionists, domestic terrorists.
00:04:28.760 We've heard it all.
00:04:29.660 And then somebody else added listless vessels, which I had forgotten about.
00:04:33.040 But erectionists?
00:04:36.800 I don't know.
00:04:38.100 I mean, seriously?
00:04:40.220 And a lot of people are like, oh, no, he didn't say that.
00:04:42.640 Oh, yes.
00:04:43.500 Oh, yes.
00:04:44.540 He did say that.
00:04:46.860 I've got the clip of it.
00:04:48.220 Check it out.
00:04:49.320 He calls the erectionists who stormed Capitol Hill patriots.
00:04:56.640 Oh, my gosh.
00:04:57.680 He even said that when he was vice president during COVID.
00:05:02.000 I mean, this is really bad.
00:05:04.580 This is really bad.
00:05:05.700 Check out what he says.
00:05:07.680 And when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic.
00:05:12.980 And what happened was Barack said to me, go to Detroit and help fix it.
00:05:19.600 Well, poor mayor, he spent more time with me than he ever thought he was going to have to.
00:05:23.660 God love you.
00:05:25.640 Oh, my word.
00:05:27.000 God is bumbling. 1.00
00:05:28.160 Idiot. 1.00
00:05:28.640 He was not vice president during the pandemic. 1.00
00:05:32.800 He don't know.
00:05:34.060 In either administration.
00:05:39.740 Oh, my gosh.
00:05:41.640 This is really crazy stuff.
00:05:44.740 It really is.
00:05:46.120 And anybody that's even supporting this or going along with it now absolutely has no business having a job in government.
00:05:53.280 Why is he screaming?
00:05:54.720 Because that's what dementia patients do.
00:05:57.880 You're supposed to.
00:05:59.920 He goes here and just lies and lies and gaslights and tries to get, you know, get everybody. 1.00
00:06:05.880 All the white people hate you. 1.00
00:06:08.120 Republicans. 0.99
00:06:08.760 I mean, it is the most evil thing to do at a speech, a college speech.
00:06:14.660 And you're supposed to be lifting them up, giving them hope for the future.
00:06:18.060 And it's like, you're all victims and everybody's racist and they're white supremacist. 0.57
00:06:24.360 My God. 0.98
00:06:25.160 Just check my record.
00:06:26.240 We've checked your record. 1.00
00:06:27.140 You're one of the biggest racists that ever lived. 1.00
00:06:29.420 Oh, my gosh. 1.00
00:06:30.580 I mean, this is really so bad.
00:06:32.360 If I had just spent all of this money and time in college, it's supposed to be an uplifting speech that I something that I can take with me.
00:06:39.520 Right.
00:06:40.180 On the road to start my life.
00:06:42.840 OK.
00:06:44.260 No, you're not going to get that from a Joe Biden speech.
00:06:47.340 You're going to be painted as a victim.
00:06:49.060 You're going to be called names.
00:06:50.640 Right.
00:06:51.000 I mean, you're going to see an angry old man with dementia that's going to yell at you, scream at you and then whisper at you and make you say think that nothing's wrong.
00:06:59.320 No, you should be panicked.
00:07:00.500 This is the world that you are entering, one where Biden is absolutely an insane tyrant who's going after his political opponents, who has completely turned the Justice Department on its head, on its axis completely.
00:07:16.920 They have just destroyed everything in this country.
00:07:19.560 This is the world you're entering now.
00:07:21.540 I mean, this is it.
00:07:22.500 Congratulations.
00:07:23.020 There's nothing left.
00:07:24.140 You have a diploma.
00:07:28.480 Yeah.
00:07:29.000 I mean, really?
00:07:30.680 There's no jobs.
00:07:31.680 Nobody's going to hire you and you're in debt, but you have a diploma.
00:07:35.860 It's a little piece of paper.
00:07:37.180 That's exactly right.
00:07:39.360 And don't forget that TikTok career.
00:07:41.460 Well, the rhinos and the dinos, they decided to start to destroy that for you also.
00:07:46.320 So you won't be able to have a career at TikTok.
00:07:49.400 I'm sorry.
00:07:50.500 But you know what's even cringier?
00:07:51.880 Seriously, Kat, are these women that are getting up there and that are saying the most absurd things. 1.00
00:07:57.500 I mean, I'm just going, I'm so embarrassed.
00:08:00.400 Not one of them, I can guarantee you, has gotten up there to talk about men playing in women's sports.
00:08:07.180 But you've got these, and I like the word Karen.
00:08:11.320 You've been using Karen a lot lately.
00:08:13.480 They're just up there crying about nothing.
00:08:17.900 Absolutely nothing. 0.95
00:08:18.860 It's all made up to act like, you know, the white, you know, middle-aged, I guess, white males are the reason why this country is in the chaos and confusion that it's in. 0.96
00:08:31.040 No, it's dementia patients and people that have taken over the government, tyrants, commies. 0.99
00:08:36.960 That's why everybody's in the position they're in.
00:08:40.280 But you won't hear them talking about what's happening with women's sports, the fact that they're not getting the contracts, they're not, you know, for colleges or being able to play in some of the, you know, better tournaments because they're getting knocked out by some of these men.
00:08:54.660 You're not going to hear a word from them on that.
00:08:56.880 But that's what's so ironic about the whole thing.
00:09:01.280 They get up there with a platform and they think, hmm, this is my moment.
00:09:05.420 I've never seen anything quite like it.
00:09:07.220 It's embarrassing.
00:09:08.500 It truly is.
00:09:09.400 This Stephanie Hills blasting Harrison Butker, here she is. 0.99
00:09:14.080 She's completely insufferable to listen to, but I'm going to play just a clip so that you can see what we're talking about here.
00:09:19.800 Oh, my God.
00:09:20.400 I put on a blazer in my finest jewelry in case any of the national news wants to use this and air it without my consent.
00:09:29.520 My video dressing, my favorite former co-worker Harrison Butker has popped off and I'm about it because now I am a voice for the people that he attacked.
00:09:40.540 And since the mainstream media is going to use whatever content they want, I thought I might as well dress up and give him a formal speech.
00:09:50.220 It has never been about whether or not a woman should stay home with her family.
00:09:55.080 If that is the best decision for her, do you.
00:09:59.020 If you want to have a career, do you.
00:10:02.060 If you want to do both, pop off.
00:10:04.780 Do you.
00:10:05.260 My issue lies when entitled men in positions of privilege, such as Harrison Butker, uses a graduation speech to put a woman in her place instead of congratulating her on her accomplishments.
00:10:24.200 Are you shocked at some of his public supporters?
00:10:27.500 I was not because.
00:10:30.240 I can't do anymore, but that's what you have.
00:10:33.040 And I'm serious when you talk about Eddie Vedder and you talk.
00:10:36.820 Somebody has to hang out with that girl. 1.00
00:10:38.260 That's what I'm saying.
00:10:40.640 I mean, you know what?
00:10:41.380 There is a place for these women and these liberal men.
00:10:45.720 Right.
00:10:46.120 I mean, the guys that wear buns, you know, the hair buns and stuff.
00:10:49.440 They're perfect together.
00:10:51.160 They can be miserable together.
00:10:53.000 You have Eddie Vedder who gets up there and he's at a concert and he decides to weigh in.
00:11:01.780 Boom, Lamy.
00:11:02.620 You see the kicker because he doesn't have the pads because he doesn't tackle anybody or get tackled.
00:11:10.900 But, you know, he started telling men to don't forget to puff up your chest and be more masculine.
00:11:21.080 Like there's anything wrong with being masculine.
00:11:23.720 My God.
00:11:25.020 I tweeted out.
00:11:26.080 You notice he didn't say anything about Diddy.
00:11:27.720 Diddy's video beating the hell out of a woman and kicking her while she's down.
00:11:30.720 I didn't say it.
00:11:31.740 It was funny, Eddie.
00:11:33.020 You didn't say anything about helping women then, did you?
00:11:35.860 Mm-mm.
00:11:36.500 Because he's a part of y'all's group.
00:11:38.400 That's it.
00:11:38.760 Plus, here's an idea.
00:11:41.000 Sing your lyrics where we can understand them.
00:11:43.620 My God.
00:11:45.300 I mean, my God.
00:11:50.440 How about this?
00:11:51.400 There's these things called words.
00:11:53.440 We don't know what you're singing.
00:11:55.580 Oh, boy. 1.00
00:11:56.420 This whole thing is so ridiculous. 0.97
00:11:58.180 But honestly, I mean, this is what's so great. 0.93
00:12:00.440 You know how they say that there's someone for everyone?
00:12:02.940 All right. 0.94
00:12:03.140 Well, this guy, this clown was triggered by MAGA flags and American flags, actually. 0.97
00:12:09.700 And then he starts. 0.99
00:12:10.800 Oh, the dirty guy looks like he hadn't showered in a week. 0.98
00:12:13.020 Yes, the one you're calling Stinky. 0.98
00:12:14.980 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:15.600 Take a shower, Stinky. 1.00
00:12:17.400 I can smell your breath through the computer. 0.99
00:12:20.420 This is what I mean.
00:12:21.620 There is someone for everyone.
00:12:23.780 Check it out.
00:12:24.440 I'm here enjoying a nice day at the beach with my kids.
00:12:28.360 And I turn around. 0.99
00:12:30.120 I got these flags planted here on the beach by these MAGA fucks. 1.00
00:12:35.700 Listen, this is all America. 0.99
00:12:38.140 We know.
00:12:39.640 You didn't storm the beaches to stake out your territory on the beach. 0.99
00:12:43.580 This isn't the fucking moon. 0.99
00:12:45.300 I get it. 0.99
00:12:46.060 This is America. 1.00
00:12:46.740 But I'm sick of my flag being represented by white nationalist trash on a goddamn beach. 1.00
00:12:55.100 Go fuck yourselves. 1.00
00:12:56.680 Oh, my gosh. 1.00
00:12:57.600 I cannot wait to meet, to introduce this clown to Stephanie, the cheerleader. 0.98
00:13:03.220 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:13:03.820 They're made for each other.
00:13:05.920 Yeah.
00:13:06.220 Karen and Stinky. 0.94
00:13:10.340 Oh, no.
00:13:12.320 Yes. 0.83
00:13:12.760 What are you so mad about, Stinky?
00:13:14.460 What are you so mad about, the American flag? 1.00
00:13:16.200 You're a brainwashed, low-IQ moron. 1.00
00:13:18.940 That's right. 1.00
00:13:19.440 Nobody cares. 1.00
00:13:20.740 Go over there and talk shit to them, not the camera. 1.00
00:13:23.780 Oh, it's just so bad. 1.00
00:13:25.180 It's embarrassing that they've actually gotten to this point. 1.00
00:13:28.100 If you're a grown man and you're brainwashed and you're out there talking shit like this guy 1.00
00:13:32.840 and you're a liberal, man, you are the biggest soy boy in history. 1.00
00:13:37.760 Man.
00:13:37.880 It's bad.
00:13:38.880 It's really bad.
00:13:40.160 Well, I mean, but you know what?
00:13:41.520 You don't have them weighing in on any of the issues that actually matter.
00:13:44.980 I mean, you've got a podcast.
00:13:47.080 This is the only thing that they can talk about is Harrison Butker.
00:13:50.380 He must have gotten them just so upset because listen to this. 0.98
00:13:54.640 The kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs, who has got to be the most sexist, white supremacist 1.00
00:14:02.940 dick I have ever seen in my life. 1.00
00:14:06.200 Watch this. 0.99
00:14:06.760 I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you.
00:14:11.240 Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess
00:14:15.080 that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will
00:14:19.540 bring into this world. 1.00
00:14:20.940 I fucking hate him. 1.00
00:14:22.160 It's unbelievable that at a time, this last football cycle where all of these women are 1.00
00:14:30.040 attracted to the NFL because of Taylor Swift, and here's this incredibly successful woman,
00:14:36.760 Taylor Swift, that has this amazing work ethic.
00:14:40.000 And then I forget that this type of person exists everywhere.
00:14:46.040 And this is evangelical Christianity.
00:14:48.580 What he said is so disrespectful.
00:14:52.160 So to such a...
00:14:53.300 How?
00:14:53.760 Because what?
00:14:54.920 You're celebrating the fact that your children, your husband, your life, your family, what?
00:15:02.440 The reason, the reason the Carrot and Karen show is mad.
00:15:06.280 Wow.
00:15:06.460 The reason this lady who's probably in her 60s is mad is because everything he said was 0.97
00:15:12.200 true.
00:15:13.020 She's in her 60s now.
00:15:14.340 And if she just did what he said, she'd have been way happier. 0.99
00:15:17.180 She's miserable.
00:15:18.040 She knows deep down inside he was right and that she wasted her life. 1.00
00:15:23.080 Now she's just this miserable old hag who gets pissed off at everything and says, white 1.00
00:15:27.840 supremacy, misogyny, racist, 400 times a day. 1.00
00:15:33.480 You're empty. 0.99
00:15:34.580 He called you out.
00:15:35.700 You know he's right.
00:15:36.580 And it gets your goat, doesn't it?
00:15:38.640 Because you know he's right.
00:15:39.820 And that's what hurts the most.
00:15:41.400 If he wasn't...
00:15:42.120 If you didn't think he was right, why would it make you so mad if he said that?
00:15:45.420 You just say, hey, man, who cares?
00:15:47.500 I live my life, whatever.
00:15:49.360 I'm happy.
00:15:50.140 So who cares what he says?
00:15:51.200 You don't say that.
00:15:52.400 It gets you.
00:15:53.820 And then Taylor Swift is bringing all these people in the NFL.
00:15:56.940 Who?
00:15:57.560 13-year-old girls that go to a concert are now 40 to the NFL.
00:16:01.360 About the age that they're interested in, right?
00:16:04.100 I mean, that's what Diddy has been accused of.
00:16:07.900 I mean, you've got all kinds of pedophilia and everything else going on.
00:16:11.460 So that's that scene.
00:16:12.900 That's that crowd.
00:16:14.080 You see how they have abused their girlfriends and their wives.
00:16:16.660 You saw a video just recently of Diddy doing exactly that same thing.
00:16:20.900 But will anybody ever call them out?
00:16:23.280 No.
00:16:23.680 They are quiet, just like the Me Too movement.
00:16:26.040 And they don't say a word unless it's political.
00:16:29.140 And people can see through this.
00:16:31.160 It's fake.
00:16:32.620 They don't really care about people at all.
00:16:36.820 It's about a narrative.
00:16:38.420 And that's all.
00:16:39.380 It's the only reason why they're there.
00:16:41.320 And I'm sorry, but they're anger and they're misery.
00:16:44.860 Why does his words hurt you so bad?
00:16:46.720 Why does his words hurt you so bad?
00:16:48.600 It shouldn't have any effect on what they're doing at all.
00:16:51.580 He's just saying, when you look back in life, the women that are most proud is the one that had all the kids and the families and have great families.
00:16:58.600 Not the career women. 1.00
00:16:59.700 And it's probably true. 0.62
00:17:00.860 Of course, there are career women that just want to do that. 1.00
00:17:03.060 I respect that.
00:17:03.920 You can do both.
00:17:05.280 You absolutely can figure out a way to do both.
00:17:09.100 It's not one or the other.
00:17:10.800 It doesn't have to be.
00:17:12.000 Okay, but has Karen and Karen mentioned all the NFL people who assaulted women?
00:17:18.260 That's what I'm saying.
00:17:18.820 And their girlfriends and wife and a lot of it's on video.
00:17:22.020 And murdered people?
00:17:24.020 Not a word.
00:17:25.340 O.J. Simpson?
00:17:25.920 Not a word.
00:17:27.060 You have any idea how many abuse cases there are of NFL players beating the hell out of their wives and girlfriends?
00:17:35.320 Exactly.
00:17:36.260 Have you mentioned one of them?
00:17:37.760 You don't care about women. 0.99
00:17:39.320 That guy got to you because you knew he was right.
00:17:41.760 And boy, does it sting, doesn't it?
00:17:43.560 Well, and especially you would think that she would be concerned about that since Taylor Swift is bringing all of these young women to the NFL. 1.00
00:17:53.120 Please.
00:17:54.180 Yeah.
00:17:54.880 Every time you look in the stands now, it's just young women everywhere. 1.00
00:17:57.940 Yeah, right.
00:17:58.440 Well, and it's a bunch of dudes, man, drinking and tall boys, man, dressed up.
00:18:05.320 I know it.
00:18:06.580 This is so bizarre.
00:18:08.220 But, I mean, you're seeing it all over the place.
00:18:10.140 These people are truly, they just talk to talk.
00:18:13.240 They don't even know what they're saying anymore.
00:18:15.500 And they don't even know why they're angry.
00:18:17.260 But they all have one common thread.
00:18:19.360 They're angry.
00:18:20.400 They hate. 0.59
00:18:21.780 And they're miserable with their own lives.
00:18:23.420 And that's what anybody that watches these people see.
00:18:26.980 And then, you know, then you've got AOC, who doesn't disappoint with the exact same thing.
00:18:32.640 She's asked why she no longer cries about kids in cages, right, at the border under Biden.
00:18:38.660 So she puts this little number together.
00:18:40.700 The words, this makes, by the way, this makes no sense.
00:18:43.580 As, it's just, it's just, I don't even know what she's talking about.
00:18:47.800 Exactly.
00:18:48.560 She doesn't either.
00:18:49.700 Look, deciphering this one.
00:18:53.700 Are you for real?
00:18:55.600 So let's talk about this because so much of our national conversation, which is not a conversation,
00:19:03.500 about immigration, is driven by people who could not care less about immigrants.
00:19:10.580 Often, people want to say, why aren't you talking about the border crisis?
00:19:14.300 Or why aren't you talking about it in this way?
00:19:16.540 Well, we're talking about it.
00:19:18.120 They just don't like how we're talking about it.
00:19:19.780 Because it's not a border crisis.
00:19:21.640 It's an imperialism crisis.
00:19:23.220 It's a climate crisis.
00:19:24.180 It's a trade crisis.
00:19:25.640 And also, it's a carceral crisis.
00:19:28.740 They want to say, what about the surge?
00:19:31.000 Well, first of all, just gut check, stop.
00:19:36.820 Anyone who's using the term surge around you consciously is trying to invoke a militaristic
00:19:44.120 frame.
00:19:44.560 And that's a problem because this is not a surge.
00:19:51.100 These are children.
00:19:53.100 And they are not insurgents.
00:19:55.460 And we are not being invaded.
00:19:57.400 Which, by the way, is a white supremacist idea, philosophy.
00:20:06.180 Oh, boy. 1.00
00:20:07.480 Can you get any dumber than this absolute moron? 1.00
00:20:10.860 I mean, my God, you're dumb. 1.00
00:20:12.900 She's like, anybody talking about immigration? 1.00
00:20:15.980 Yeah.
00:20:18.080 Yes.
00:20:19.740 Anybody that talks about immigration all the time, they don't care about the immigrants.
00:20:25.640 We don't.
00:20:26.840 Thank you for saying one thing.
00:20:28.220 It's true.
00:20:28.620 We don't care. 1.00
00:20:29.880 They're coming here illegally, moron. 1.00
00:20:32.240 We don't care. 1.00
00:20:32.980 We care about the citizens that are here.
00:20:35.280 We care about our country's citizens.
00:20:37.380 Not people jumping the line and cheating and breaking the law and coming in here and providing
00:20:42.260 nothing but bringing our country down.
00:20:44.020 What are they doing that's bringing our country up?
00:20:46.700 They're taking welfare centers.
00:20:48.340 They're getting here.
00:20:48.940 They're not bringing our country up.
00:20:51.140 They're bringing it down.
00:20:52.460 Well, that's the point. 0.98
00:20:53.880 They're miserable. 0.99
00:20:54.480 We don't care. 1.00
00:20:54.880 We don't care about them.
00:20:55.860 We don't want them coming. 0.98
00:20:56.660 We want them all deported.
00:20:58.220 They can come in.
00:20:59.340 Now, if you want to legally come in this country, you can stand in line just like 0.71
00:21:02.840 everybody else, fill out the paperwork, and then you're welcome because you did it the
00:21:06.920 right way.
00:21:07.380 You're welcome.
00:21:08.000 And, you know, bring it on.
00:21:09.860 And we love that.
00:21:10.880 I mean, let's face that.
00:21:11.960 I love that.
00:21:12.900 I love that.
00:21:13.420 It's one of the main things that I love about Los Angeles is there are all the different
00:21:16.800 people that are here.
00:21:18.580 But the ones that are here legally, yeah.
00:21:22.020 I mean, that's great.
00:21:23.000 If you're not here legally, you need to figure out a way to get in here legally.
00:21:27.760 But seriously, I mean, this is what's happened.
00:21:30.360 You have got so many people that are just miserable about their own lives and they get
00:21:34.980 up there and they are just on these hate-fueled rants.
00:21:39.100 And they just, I mean, it's somebody you wouldn't even want to be a co-worker of yours.
00:21:42.580 You wouldn't want in your life, you wouldn't be friends with these people.
00:21:45.220 So you sit there and you watch them get up there and actually put together a video of
00:21:49.980 how they hate this and they hate that and they call you a name and they say this and
00:21:53.420 they say that.
00:21:53.960 No, don't use this word.
00:21:55.000 Don't you?
00:21:55.580 And then by the time you're finished, you go, what is wrong with this person?
00:21:58.680 And why did I waste my time even listening to them? 0.98
00:22:02.940 It's silly.
00:22:03.660 But one thing that's happened today that's really big, and it's everything that we've
00:22:09.160 always known, but Michael Cohen tells court he stole from Donald Trump.
00:22:13.860 He admits he pocketed $30,000 from Trump and lied to Trump.
00:22:18.880 And this is from the CEO, Allen Weisselberg, and he admits it on the stand to Blanche. 0.99
00:22:24.480 So not only is he a serial liar, but he's also a crook. 1.00
00:22:30.100 This is crazy. 1.00
00:22:31.680 Can you believe?
00:22:32.940 Just every minute.
00:22:33.960 So we've said this on our show, and I know we're the first ones to say it.
00:22:38.080 And I think I mentioned this Friday or Thursday.
00:22:41.200 I know what this guy's doing. 0.96
00:22:42.620 He's a slime ball. 0.96
00:22:43.520 I mean, he's going to Trump and saying, oh, we need to pay off this guy. 0.98
00:22:49.260 We need to pay off this guy because you pay people.
00:22:51.880 He's trying to be president, and he just wants problems to go away.
00:22:54.820 So he's the one instigating this stuff.
00:22:58.920 He goes to Stormy Daniels and says, hey, I can get you $60,000, or I can get you $30,000,
00:23:05.040 and he'll just make you go away.
00:23:06.340 Oh, okay.
00:23:07.180 And then he goes to Trump and says, she'll take $60,000.
00:23:09.440 Then he goes, catches the check and pockets half of it and gives her half,
00:23:14.280 and he's doing that with a bunch of companies.
00:23:17.660 Absolutely. 0.98
00:23:18.420 This guy's a slime ball. 0.97
00:23:19.240 That's what he's doing. 0.98
00:23:20.260 I said this last week, and I think some people thought it was crazy,
00:23:23.880 and they proved it today.
00:23:25.400 Let me tell you.
00:23:25.900 He literally goes to the bank, gets the cash out,
00:23:27.980 puts $30,000 in a brown paper sack, sticks it in his man purse,
00:23:32.560 and then goes just the rest of whoever.
00:23:35.560 It is so bizarre now.
00:23:39.060 I mean, okay, so finally, all of a sudden, there is a crime, right?
00:23:43.720 We've got a crime in this trial, all right?
00:23:46.480 There is a criminal in the trial.
00:23:48.760 Unfortunately, that criminal, for the prosecution, that is,
00:23:52.200 is the star witness for the prosecution.
00:23:55.540 Absolute criminal.
00:23:57.080 He gets up there on the stand, and Blanche says,
00:24:00.760 you did steal from the Trump organization, correct?
00:24:04.500 Cohen, yes, sir.
00:24:05.780 So, and we also have a victim in this trial now,
00:24:12.140 and that victim is Donald Trump.
00:24:14.600 That's the defendant.
00:24:16.680 Again, the Democrats have no problem pointing the finger
00:24:20.960 at everyone about the things that they've done wrong,
00:24:24.200 and they get caught over and over again.
00:24:26.020 They are the ones that have committed the crimes.
00:24:32.380 Not Donald Trump.
00:24:34.300 Not January Sixers.
00:24:35.840 Not anybody else.
00:24:37.440 You've got the left there that is always holding the bag.
00:24:42.520 Good God.
00:24:43.400 I cannot believe this case is still going after that.
00:24:47.040 It should be dismissed completely.
00:24:48.720 They've lost their star witness.
00:24:51.280 The star witness needs to stand up, put his hands behind his back,
00:24:55.040 be read his rights, and then off to jail.
00:24:59.180 We found the culprit.
00:25:02.160 But no, they're going to keep this whole thing going.
00:25:04.940 This is crazy.
00:25:05.960 So you've got Eric Trump who is saying,
00:25:07.780 this just got interesting.
00:25:09.520 Michael Cohen is now admitting to stealing money from our company.
00:25:14.380 Oh, did Trump finally say something?
00:25:16.840 I don't know if Trump has weighed in yet, but my gosh.
00:25:21.040 Of course he's in the courtroom, but that don't stop him for tweets.
00:25:24.220 No.
00:25:25.320 Truth in or whatever it is.
00:25:26.900 I mean, Blanche says,
00:25:27.840 you got paid $4 million for your consulting work in 2017.
00:25:32.580 Cohen says, yes.
00:25:33.640 Blanche said, what did you do?
00:25:35.500 Cohen said, I did consulting and advisory work for AT&T.
00:25:40.380 Blanche, did you tell President Trump about consulting?
00:25:43.400 You did.
00:25:44.640 Cohen, he says, he introduced me to the CEO of AT&T.
00:25:50.420 So then you have this whole back and forth about that.
00:25:55.300 He was introduced to do consulting work, CEO of AT&T.
00:25:59.680 But you didn't disclose to him that you had independent agreements with AT&T to do consulting work?
00:26:06.540 Cohen, that's correct.
00:26:07.760 Blanche goes, well, and once President Trump, he was frustrated, correct?
00:26:14.180 Bragg prosecutor, objection.
00:26:16.100 Mershawn, objection sustained.
00:26:18.760 And then you go back into Blanche basically asking Cohen how much he made from his two books and two podcasts.
00:26:26.300 Cohen says, after having to clarify, $4.4 million.
00:26:31.500 Cohen also makes money on real estate.
00:26:34.000 Blanche also gets Cohen to admit that he's making money off of the merchandise from his store.
00:26:42.000 So he was able to open that door, which was really great because, as you know, you've got a judge that's working against him.
00:26:48.100 And so he admits that he's making money off the merchandise from his store, including his Convict 2045 gear.
00:26:56.740 Blanche asking Cohen about the TV show that Cohen is pitching called The Fixer.
00:27:03.740 So he's dubbed himself The Fixer.
00:27:06.820 That's what he liked to be referred to when he was working for President Trump as The Fixer, as if there was a problem.
00:27:14.440 But, see, he was trying to justify anything for himself, to have a position somewhere, even if he just made up a title because President Trump didn't give him one.
00:27:24.520 Let's face it.
00:27:25.660 He knew exactly what he was.
00:27:27.360 He never was moved in to the Trump administration, and he held a grudge.
00:27:32.040 He's a disgruntled employee.
00:27:33.940 That is all. 1.00
00:27:34.700 A thief and a liar and a crook. 1.00
00:27:37.420 That's what he is. 1.00
00:27:38.940 He needs to go back to jail. 0.97
00:27:40.520 He is getting annihilated. 0.98
00:27:42.680 I know.
00:27:43.080 I mean, annihilated on the stand. 1.00
00:27:47.100 He talks a lot of shit on his podcast nobody listens to, but now he's in the real world. 0.99
00:27:51.420 He's just, I just don't know. 1.00
00:27:53.340 No.
00:27:54.100 And, Kat, he's a lawyer, or used to be, before he got disbarred.
00:27:59.100 I mean, these are the people you don't put on the stand.
00:28:04.080 And yet, there he is.
00:28:07.020 There he is.
00:28:08.380 Man, he's just getting, that lawyer's like, man, this is the luckiest day of my life.
00:28:14.500 He's having a wonderful time.
00:28:16.720 He's having a, he is literally shooting fish in a barrel, man. 1.00
00:28:21.640 This guy's like, he's so dumb. 1.00
00:28:23.520 And, you know, Trump's lawyer's, you know, lying. 1.00
00:28:27.900 And he's just like, man.
00:28:29.580 Oh.
00:28:30.060 But they don't care.
00:28:31.320 You know, this is all to keep Trump doing this.
00:28:33.740 And they think it makes him look bad every day it's happening.
00:28:36.380 People are loving him more and more.
00:28:38.480 Oh, my gosh.
00:28:39.980 Yes.
00:28:40.720 And they're loving those that he's surrounded by and respect them more and more.
00:28:46.080 It's going to have an absolute effect all around the board.
00:28:49.780 But the thing about it is, I did find where President Trump did arrive this morning in court.
00:28:54.580 He made a statement to reporters, as he does every morning, and he said, he's corrupt.
00:28:58.660 Trump arrives at court for the sixth week of ongoing lawfare trial.
00:29:04.940 Blast Crooked Judge Juan Mershon, Mershon's daughter, now has raised $93 million off the case.
00:29:14.880 So here's the thing.
00:29:16.220 You've got a circus-like atmosphere here.
00:29:20.360 Just because Joe Biden cannot campaign, they're trying to make sure that President Trump isn't able to as well.
00:29:30.380 That's all this is about.
00:29:32.080 And then they're making money on the side.
00:29:34.540 So they're tying President Trump up in court just like they have for weeks.
00:29:38.920 Think about that.
00:29:40.220 This is the sixth week of it. 0.97
00:29:43.120 of him having to appear to fly from his home to New York to go and listen in a dreary, cold, ridiculous courtroom. 0.93
00:29:55.840 And listen to these just... 0.99
00:29:57.620 And listen to lies.
00:29:59.100 They've got two witnesses that this is based on.
00:30:02.960 Stormy, Town Bicycle, Daniel.
00:30:05.680 And Michael, you know, the poster child. 0.84
00:30:19.260 You know, you look up lying, sleazeball, you know, just compulsive liar in the dictionary is a picture of him. 0.97
00:30:25.840 Oh, my gosh. 0.76
00:30:26.660 And that's their two witnesses?
00:30:29.200 Yeah.
00:30:29.520 This was a perfect, perfect comparison from your page, Kat.
00:30:33.620 Which Woody Allen wore it better?
00:30:36.600 I forgot he did that today.
00:30:38.860 He does like Woody Allen.
00:30:40.120 I was laughing so hard.
00:30:42.260 So here's Woody Allen.
00:30:44.020 And then, of course, Michael Cohen.
00:30:48.800 Oh, no. 0.99
00:30:51.480 And look how miserable he is.
00:30:53.200 I mean, you know, the whole droopy dog scenario and comparison, it's not far-fetched. 0.82
00:30:59.560 It's exactly who he looks like. 0.98
00:31:01.240 He's a con artist, man. 0.97
00:31:04.620 I've known some in my life, just like him. 1.00
00:31:07.500 And he's miserable. 0.88
00:31:09.260 I mean, well, there's some liberal women out there for him, too. 0.99
00:31:11.940 Believe me, there's plenty to pass around.
00:31:14.540 But this whole thing is just absolutely insane.
00:31:18.260 It really is.
00:31:19.520 But it's to do one thing.
00:31:20.800 He should go on Karen and Karen podcast.
00:31:23.060 That's what I'm saying.
00:31:24.400 I mean, they should have a Karen bachelor. 1.00
00:31:27.100 They'd love him.
00:31:27.840 They'd love him.
00:31:29.800 They don't like a Christian guy, but they would love him.
00:31:34.400 He's a Karen's dream.
00:31:35.960 Oh, definitely.
00:31:36.500 Dream boy.
00:31:37.220 Oh, yeah.
00:31:37.620 And he'd listen to him, too.
00:31:39.180 I can guarantee you that.
00:31:41.060 The whole thing is totally crazy.
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00:32:14.240 Okay, real quick.
00:32:15.600 I told some people I was probably going to announce the link to turd stock soon.
00:32:21.300 And so tomorrow at 7 p.m. Eastern Time, I'm going to put the link to turd stock tickets
00:32:29.620 on my cat turd page.
00:32:31.960 Very cool.
00:32:33.060 At 7 p.m. Eastern Time.
00:32:36.860 And they'll go in about 10 minutes.
00:32:38.820 So order soon.
00:32:40.940 Yep.
00:32:41.280 There you have it.
00:32:42.140 Okay.
00:32:42.520 So littermates now know.
00:32:44.420 And we're not doing it on this channel.
00:32:46.260 I'm not going to make any pre, I'm not going to make, I'm not going to announce any pre-announcements
00:32:50.940 on my Twitter.
00:32:51.880 I'm just going to, you'll know.
00:32:53.660 Yeah.
00:32:54.240 You're the only ones that know.
00:32:55.260 I'm not going to say, hey, tomorrow night on my Twitter or anything like that.
00:32:57.840 No.
00:32:58.420 I promised I'd tell you guys first.
00:33:01.080 That's awesome.
00:33:02.100 There you go.
00:33:03.360 So you all have a heads up now.
00:33:05.580 You know where to be.
00:33:06.540 And you can check it out on Cat's page.
00:33:08.900 And so that should be fun, fun, fun.
00:33:11.600 Part two.
00:33:12.100 And I'll put all the, I'll put all the information in the day.
00:33:14.380 It's going to be October the 6th.
00:33:15.460 And I'll get, I'll give all the information, you know, when I, when I post it and there'll
00:33:18.760 be a link that you can just go to.
00:33:21.720 Excellent.
00:33:22.740 I might even be singing a song.
00:33:24.220 Who knows?
00:33:24.840 Who knows?
00:33:25.860 I hope they, everybody gets to hear you sing.
00:33:28.060 You are so incredible that people need to hear your music and I cannot wait until they
00:33:34.300 get to, that'll be so good.
00:33:35.880 I'd be like Eddie Veller and I'm just,
00:33:37.320 Oh my gosh.
00:33:45.740 Nobody knows.
00:33:47.060 That's the thing, but he can certainly muscle that one out.
00:33:49.580 He could be singing anything.
00:33:50.700 You're clabbing for it, man. 1.00
00:33:51.720 He could be calling you all assholes. 1.00
00:33:55.620 Oh my gosh. 1.00
00:33:56.980 So here we go.
00:33:58.200 We have got even more news.
00:33:59.940 And this one is a story that people are kind of dismissing in a way.
00:34:04.500 You've got Iran Supreme leader, the Alitola Ali, uh, is it Kamaday?
00:34:11.460 Hmm.
00:34:11.860 I don't know how that, how that translates.
00:34:13.880 But anyway, he died in a helicopter crash along with several other interim, you know,
00:34:21.540 members of his and everybody's going CIA, CIA.
00:34:25.980 It says CIA's prints all over it because we know exactly what they do with administrations
00:34:33.020 that they want to topple.
00:34:34.720 Here's Lloyd Austin fielding questions.
00:34:37.600 Check it out.
00:34:38.300 Mr. Secretary, are you concerned that Iran is going to try and blame Israel or even the
00:34:43.440 United States for the crash that killed the president yesterday?
00:34:46.880 And for General Brown, Israel is also conducting operations in northern Gaza, even though they've
00:34:51.580 said that they previously said that they had defeated Hamas there.
00:34:55.100 So, particularly given your personal experience fighting terrorists in the Middle East, do you
00:34:59.480 believe that Israel can achieve its goal of fully eliminating Hamas? 0.70
00:35:04.200 The United States had no part to play in that crash.
00:35:09.580 And so, and that's, that's a fact plain and simple.
00:35:13.640 Link, link.
00:35:14.260 Are you afraid they're going to blame Israel?
00:35:16.800 I won't speculate as to what they'll, what they'll blame.
00:35:19.960 Again, they, they have to conduct an investigation to see what the cause of the crash was.
00:35:25.760 Um, it could be a number of things, mechanical failure, pilot error, you name it, so.
00:35:30.980 Mm-hmm.
00:35:32.040 Sure.
00:35:33.380 So, so the, the problem when your government lying to you is that could be true, but now
00:35:39.300 we don't believe you because you're the exact same person who a year ago said that Russia
00:35:44.600 blew up the North Stream pipeline and we know everybody knows we did it.
00:35:47.880 So, when you make a lie like that and then you come out again and say, we didn't have
00:35:52.420 nothing to do with it, we don't believe you because you lied about everything.
00:35:55.320 You lied about the North Stream pipeline getting blown up. 0.98
00:35:57.600 You, you think Russia would blow up their own damn pipeline, their main source of income 0.99
00:36:02.020 for their whole country? 1.00
00:36:03.040 What are you, idiots? 1.00
00:36:04.460 Oh, boy. 1.00
00:36:06.020 You think we're idiots? 1.00
00:36:07.040 No, but the thing about it is they didn't even lie about it. 1.00
00:36:09.820 He told the truth about that.
00:36:12.040 There will no longer be a North Stream pipeline too.
00:36:16.320 Listen.
00:36:16.600 Let me answer this first question first.
00:36:19.240 If Germany, if, if Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the, the, the border
00:36:28.000 of Ukraine again, then there will be, we, there will be no longer a North Stream 2.
00:36:36.020 We, we will bring an end to it.
00:36:37.600 But how will you, how will you do that exactly since the project and control of the project
00:36:47.900 is within Germany's control?
00:36:50.460 We will, uh, I promise you we'll be able to do it.
00:36:53.800 Okay.
00:36:57.280 So, I mean, they're not even trying to hide that.
00:37:00.620 They do that.
00:37:01.560 Then you've got, of course, Blinken who gets out there and announces that they're not even
00:37:05.600 going to have elections in Ukraine.
00:37:07.340 So here you've got the, you know, the thugs in our government that are basically putting
00:37:13.840 out and delaying elections for the sake of democracy, right?
00:37:20.080 They try to spin that one by saying until every single Ukrainian can vote in an election.
00:37:25.480 Um, sorry, no, they've wiped out generations of people and you're saying they can't hold
00:37:33.660 elections now.
00:37:34.860 And that's of course, you know, all Blinken's over there doing a freedom concert.
00:37:40.120 I mean, the whole thing is just so crazy.
00:37:44.000 And now they're all on this page of, oh, there's, you know, we're not going to have elections
00:37:48.980 anymore.
00:37:49.860 Maybe that's what they're warming us up for.
00:37:52.260 They're not going to allow us to have one either.
00:37:54.460 We might as well not have them.
00:37:56.460 They cheat like they did the last time.
00:37:58.020 We might as well not.
00:37:59.020 It's absolutely true.
00:38:00.720 So you've got this story, which is really huge, but a lot of people aren't even talking
00:38:04.780 about it because they're like, hmm, it was us.
00:38:07.200 It had to have been us.
00:38:08.380 You've got the nuclear footage.
00:38:10.100 It shows Iran president's helicopter completely destroyed.
00:38:15.520 State TV says no sign of the helicopter passengers being alive as of yet.
00:38:20.300 Now, this is just the first initial footage.
00:38:22.540 They have been confirmed that they are deceased.
00:38:24.940 So check it out.
00:38:26.020 Everybody knows what this is about.
00:38:51.440 Everybody knows.
00:38:53.920 So you've got the Iranian regime.
00:38:57.180 They have confirmed that President Raisi and the foreign minister, they have all died
00:39:03.960 in the helicopter crash.
00:39:05.640 No signs of life detected at the crash site.
00:39:09.660 None.
00:39:10.280 Zero.
00:39:10.500 If you don't think there's foul play, people, they don't put presidents of countries worth
00:39:14.820 billions of dollars on junk and fly them around with bad pilots that run in the side of mountains, 1.00
00:39:20.740 just so you know.
00:39:21.600 Exactly.
00:39:23.180 And you all know that you've got China, you've got Russia and Iran that are all working together now,
00:39:30.640 and that should terrify absolutely everyone in this war.
00:39:36.240 It should absolutely.
00:39:37.480 That alliance right there.
00:39:39.320 And so this must be the message that they were sending.
00:39:42.760 But I can assure you they're going to come back with something more because now you've got arrest warrants and it's sought for Israeli PM Netanyahu,
00:39:53.300 Hamas leader for war crimes, International Criminal Court.
00:39:57.040 And guess who the boss of the person here, whose boss it used to be?
00:40:03.340 Jack Smith.
00:40:05.660 This is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
00:40:10.360 They are all connected. 1.00
00:40:12.900 It's the same evil group of assholes. 1.00
00:40:17.500 They're trying to do everything. 1.00
00:40:19.740 I mean, they're into everything.
00:40:22.200 Wow.
00:40:22.600 I think the world, for the first time, the country and the world's waking up.
00:40:25.880 I do, too.
00:40:27.260 To all this propaganda and all these world leaders and everybody lying all the time.
00:40:31.360 I think people are starting to really wake up.
00:40:33.560 Oh, boy.
00:40:34.460 They've got to.
00:40:35.460 They don't have a choice.
00:40:36.760 I mean, whether they like politics or they don't want to be bothered or not.
00:40:40.640 I mean, when you start talking about the fact that these people, I mean, Kareem Khan, QC, he's the ICC prosecutor.
00:40:50.060 He was the boss of Jack Smith.
00:40:55.540 And he is going after Netanyahu.
00:40:59.400 You seriously cannot make this stuff up.
00:41:03.480 They're all connected.
00:41:05.080 They're all in it together.
00:41:06.600 They want this whole New World Order thing that we've been talking about, right?
00:41:10.720 The conspiracy theorists, again, win that argument.
00:41:15.020 So, yeah.
00:41:16.460 They are absolutely going after the Netanyahu. 0.51
00:41:20.020 The International Criminal Court announced Monday it's seeking arrest warrants on war crime charges
00:41:25.980 and a move widely ripped from historic disgrace.
00:41:29.540 The charges are tied to the deadly October 7th terror attacks on Israel and the subsequent war in Gaza.
00:41:37.580 The court's chief prosecutor, Kareem Khan, he said in a statement on Monday
00:41:42.800 that warrants are also being sought for Israel's defense minister, Gallant,
00:41:49.300 Yoav Gallant, and Hamas terrorist leader, Yahai Senwar, and two other top Hamas officials.
00:41:57.520 So, they are going after them for the charges are here.
00:42:04.160 Good luck with that.
00:42:07.400 I also worry about Netanyahu, knowing our government as we do.
00:42:13.440 I'm just saying.
00:42:15.180 I mean, I just want to throw that out there because we see exactly how they do people.
00:42:22.540 And nothing is off the table with this group.
00:42:27.080 Not for these jokers.
00:42:28.340 Mm-mm.
00:42:29.340 No.
00:42:30.860 Not at all.
00:42:32.840 Yeah, they – I think they just called Robert Costello.
00:42:38.080 The defense just called Robert Costello to the bench – I mean, to the stand, by the way,
00:42:42.860 former legal advisor to none other than Michael Cohen. 0.99
00:42:46.240 He's going to spill all the secrets on his scumbag because he's under oath. 0.99
00:42:51.960 Well, and he has been. 0.99
00:42:54.720 I mean, he has done an incredible job of keeping everybody apprised of what happened because as soon as he didn't have that lawyer confidentiality, that agreement, as soon as that was lifted, he's telling the absolute truth.
00:43:08.900 Yeah, you heard the way – what he said about him in Congress, right?
00:43:12.500 Oh, absolutely.
00:43:13.500 But he's going to be on – he's on the stand right now.
00:43:16.700 I mean, it's going to be exactly a repeat.
00:43:18.400 It always happens right during the podcast.
00:43:20.540 Oh, boy.
00:43:22.140 I think they just say, we want everything important to happen from two to three.
00:43:25.700 Well, I mean, it's going to be exactly what you already know, though.
00:43:28.780 I mean, you're not going to learn anything other than what –
00:43:31.600 But the jury's going to find out.
00:43:33.780 Oh, yeah.
00:43:34.420 I mean, it was brilliant to call him.
00:43:37.560 He knows exactly what's happened here.
00:43:39.620 Oh, it's going to be good.
00:43:40.640 Again, I think this has helped us in more ways than we can possibly imagine.
00:43:47.540 It really has.
00:43:48.840 I mean, people are seeing how corrupt our government is and to what lengths they will go to.
00:43:54.600 I mean, you see Joe.
00:43:56.060 Joe is in terrible shape.
00:43:58.660 There's no way that he could actually campaign right now or ever.
00:44:05.280 I mean, it's over.
00:44:06.400 Look at him.
00:44:06.740 Man, nay, as a human being, to call for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in the Gaza Strip.
00:44:16.100 He just stares off into, you know, oblivion.
00:44:28.840 He has no idea what's going on.
00:44:30.580 Just looking around with just dead eyes.
00:44:32.560 Like he's trying to dump it, it depends to me.
00:44:34.580 He looks terrible.
00:44:36.380 And he will – 1.00
00:44:37.200 He is a terrible – he's an awful, evil human being. 1.00
00:44:40.160 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:44:40.560 Everything that comes out of that weirdo, child-sniffing, daughter-showering, an idiot's mouth is a lie. 1.00
00:44:47.680 He's a garbage person, and so is everybody in his family. 1.00
00:44:51.100 Did you see where Elon Musk, like it was a little TikTok, said something about him showering with his daughter? 1.00
00:44:58.340 And then Elon Musk responded to it.
00:45:01.240 Oh, my.
00:45:02.580 Like this is very concerning or something like that.
00:45:04.560 I forgot what he said. 0.80
00:45:05.320 Well, I'd say – I mean, you know, you've got a pedophile there.
00:45:09.300 She admits that that's her diary.
00:45:11.000 So that means anything in it was her, and she's talking about it.
00:45:16.420 It's awful.
00:45:18.300 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:45:18.800 He's terrible.
00:45:19.320 And, yeah, they're throwing the book at the person that found the diary that turned it over and said, hey, you know, this is something that you probably need to look at.
00:45:25.720 This girl is really damaged, and she left it behind, and that's the history on the guy that's running the country. 0.77
00:45:33.620 You would think that people would want to talk about that, not the lamestream media.
00:45:37.900 No.
00:45:38.440 They made the person that found it the victim.
00:45:40.240 I mean the person that was the criminal instead.
00:45:43.180 So when the defense said, we're calling Robert Castillo to the stand, there was a huge gasp in the room from the press.
00:45:52.960 Because they know.
00:45:54.660 Golf.
00:45:56.800 Oh, my God.
00:45:58.100 You think it was bad for him when he was on the stand?
00:46:01.680 Just this guy is going to obliterate this guy, man.
00:46:07.140 Oh, my gosh.
00:46:08.460 I wish we could watch this live.
00:46:12.100 It is real.
00:46:12.980 You know, all of these different interviews.
00:46:16.620 Here's one of Castillo.
00:46:18.580 This is one of the early, early ones when he started talking about the case.
00:46:23.260 Listen.
00:46:25.000 I'm the one who decided to do this.
00:46:27.420 A lot of people cautioned me against it because I had nothing to gain.
00:46:31.200 The only thing I'm doing is trying to tell the truth to the grand jurors.
00:46:34.640 Because I read all these lies in the media that are being promoted by one side.
00:46:39.700 If you see the full picture, you know, listen, if they want to go after Donald Trump and they have solid evidence, so be it.
00:46:45.800 But Michael Cohen is far from solid evidence.
00:46:49.160 This guy, by any prosecutor's standard, and I used to be deputy chief of the criminal division in the Southern District of New York,
00:46:55.720 I wouldn't have touched a guy like Michael Cohen, especially if he's a convicted perjurer.
00:47:00.060 Not to mention, as I said, the 50 to 100 lies he told us that are in those 330 e-mails.
00:47:07.180 How do you think he's depleted the grand jury from inciting the former president?
00:47:12.560 I can't say that because you really, you just don't know.
00:47:15.180 I can't read people's minds.
00:47:16.920 I could see certainly a few of them were doing what you're doing right now, shaking your head up and down.
00:47:21.660 But not everybody.
00:47:24.080 So I just don't know.
00:47:25.520 I would love for those people to watch TV or something tonight or just remember what I said and say to the prosecutors,
00:47:33.080 listen, we'd like to see the rest of those e-mails.
00:47:35.220 Don't cherry-pick six e-mails out of 330 and then ask Costello questions about it.
00:47:41.660 That's not fair by anybody's standard.
00:47:43.520 That's pretty—I have a statement here I'll give to you people.
00:47:47.980 Yeah.
00:47:53.680 That's what he told us.
00:47:55.240 Yes.
00:47:55.640 Not his own money.
00:47:56.600 Money that he borrowed pursuant to a HELOC loan.
00:48:00.020 Yeah.
00:48:00.800 And why did you take the loan, Michael?
00:48:02.340 I didn't—I wanted this secret.
00:48:04.140 I didn't even want my own wife to know, much less Melania Trump.
00:48:08.840 You know?
00:48:09.080 But just to be clear, did he ever specifically tell you that Donald Trump did not know about this?
00:48:14.880 Yes, absolutely.
00:48:15.780 He said that.
00:48:16.660 He said that?
00:48:17.400 You know, that's what he said at the time.
00:48:19.060 Is it true?
00:48:20.300 I don't know.
00:48:21.060 Did you tell the grand jury that?
00:48:22.480 Yes, I did.
00:48:23.500 But I had to force that into an answer.
00:48:26.600 They were getting upset because they'd ask me a limited question based on one of these six e-mails,
00:48:30.600 and I would volunteer information that I thought the grand jury needed to hear.
00:48:35.940 Okay?
00:48:36.420 My goodness, this thing.
00:48:39.800 No wonder the press is upset.
00:48:41.340 This guy's going to—
00:48:42.140 They haven't even covered it.
00:48:42.760 They haven't even covered this.
00:48:44.640 Alan Bragg just pooped his panties when they called him to the stand.
00:48:48.620 That's all I can tell you.
00:48:49.640 They know how it's going.
00:48:51.760 They absolutely know.
00:48:53.360 I mean, we have done a full-blown deep dive into all of these shady characters on Saturdays,
00:48:59.040 and I'm telling you something, there is no there there.
00:49:01.800 It's so—it's like a reverse world, right?
00:49:05.000 Like, the people that they have—that they're trying to criminalize are the innocent ones,
00:49:10.540 and then the real crooks are the ones that they're trying to make into star witnesses and everything else.
00:49:17.060 And when you start going through it all, you're like, this is the—
00:49:20.180 But anything that they can do to stop President Trump from getting and gaining on the rhythm and the momentum,
00:49:26.720 they're going to do.
00:49:28.560 They are terrified of President Trump getting back into the Oval Office,
00:49:32.640 which is where he's going to end up.
00:49:35.240 But we're going to have to fight hand over fist to get him there.
00:49:40.620 They're doing everything they can to make sure he doesn't get into office again.
00:49:44.960 They're terrified of what that spells for them.
00:49:49.080 Mm, it's bad.
00:49:50.880 There's going to be some fireworks happening here in about 10 minutes in that courtroom.
00:49:55.600 Well, I mean, again, it's everything.
00:49:58.460 They know what to expect.
00:50:00.120 They've seen him testify.
00:50:01.920 They have seen his interviews.
00:50:03.720 He hasn't held anything back.
00:50:05.900 Not even at all.
00:50:07.740 Well, here's the latest.
00:50:09.640 There has been an extended back and forth between the defense, judge, merchant, and the prosecution
00:50:16.520 over Robert Costello's impending testimony, resulting in delays.
00:50:21.060 The prosecution is trying to filibuster Costello from taking the stand,
00:50:24.760 arguing that this would—his testimony would, and then that's all he put.
00:50:29.240 This guy's like live doing it.
00:50:31.420 Well, they—
00:50:32.020 Here it is.
00:50:32.460 Would be collateral and thus inadmissible under the rules of evidence.
00:50:36.500 Bragg's attorneys know that Costello would drive the nail in the coffin of their case,
00:50:39.820 which is now on life support after Mal Cohen's dumpster fire of a testimony this morning,
00:50:45.400 in which he admitted to lying to protect his personal interests, financially profiting off Trump,
00:50:49.840 and the trial and stealing from the Trump organization, among other damning reservations.
00:50:54.100 They're in there screaming at the judge, and they might even let him testify, 0.72
00:50:57.420 because, you know, the judge is rotten.
00:50:58.860 Oh, I know. 0.97
00:50:59.600 Exactly.
00:51:00.060 I think a lot of people are expecting for them to try to make sure that that doesn't happen.
00:51:04.420 But you've got a very credible witness.
00:51:06.220 You don't have any client privilege here.
00:51:09.480 He is a witness, just like any of the other witnesses that they've called.
00:51:12.800 This is a witness.
00:51:13.760 Very credible, in fact.
00:51:15.560 And so it should be really—this is the last thing that they wanted.
00:51:21.480 This is absolutely the last thing.
00:51:23.000 This whole thing is just blowing up right in front of them.
00:51:25.920 In fact, this was a really good one.
00:51:28.060 And this one, of course, is by Ultra Maga Party.
00:51:31.700 Watch this.
00:51:33.100 Hey, this is Michael Cohen for Michael Cohen Reacts. 1.00
00:51:36.540 Regarding the ongoing, incredible fucking lying by our former narcissistic sociopath, 1.00
00:51:43.700 Mandarin Mussolini himself, Donald J. Trump. 0.99
00:51:47.240 The rule of law is the bedrock principle of the Justice Department and our democracy. 0.99
00:51:53.520 Hey, Donald, fucking listen up. 0.97
00:51:55.360 All Americans are entitled to the even-handed application of the law. 0.99
00:52:00.600 I mean, how important is that?
00:52:02.180 Donald, you don't stand above everybody else.
00:52:05.100 Upholding the rule of law means applying the law evenly without fear or favor.
00:52:10.820 Well, you know what?
00:52:11.580 That's exactly what's happening here.
00:52:13.500 Now, one of the things that you see is Donald making the allegation that it's the Democrats
00:52:18.200 that are weaponizing the Justice Department against him.
00:52:21.680 Just not true. 1.00
00:52:23.020 Once again, it's a fucking lie. 0.99
00:52:24.780 So, I'm sitting at home watching these lies, and I said, I've got to do something about 1.00
00:52:29.400 it.
00:52:29.500 I don't represent Donald Trump, but I do stand for justice, and I think I have a legal obligation
00:52:35.040 to inform both sides.
00:52:36.960 Michael Cohen, in my opinion, was lying about just about everything.
00:52:40.520 Cohen had told us that when we first met him, that he was suicidal.
00:52:44.740 They do not care!
00:52:46.460 Listen, listen, look at this guy and how to talk to him. 1.00
00:52:48.820 Listen, we all know you're a scumbag, and nobody cares about you. 1.00
00:52:52.780 Why is that important? 1.00
00:52:54.100 Because when you're suicidal, thinking that that's the only way out of your legal mess,
00:52:58.500 and you're presented with the following options, that you can cooperate against Donald Trump
00:53:03.460 and provide information that would get you a get-out-of-jail-free card, and you respond
00:53:09.300 to us, I swear to God, Bob, I don't have anything on Donald Trump.
00:53:13.520 Why is that important?
00:53:14.780 Because when you're willing to give up your life in order to avoid these legal troubles,
00:53:19.500 and you're offered a way out, it's certainly easier to give up information on Donald Trump
00:53:24.900 than it is to kill yourself.
00:53:26.220 On top of that, he's marching up and down on the other side of the conference table 0.64
00:53:29.880 like a tiger in the zoo.
00:53:31.660 Guys, I want you to know, I will do whatever the F I have to do, I will never spend one
00:53:38.000 day in jail.
00:53:38.940 I wouldn't touch a witness like Michael Cohn for any amount of money.
00:53:42.540 You simply cannot rely upon this guy.
00:53:44.700 And tonight, he was on another station denying that he waived the attorney-client privilege.
00:53:49.820 Uh, you did, he says, waive attorney-client privilege.
00:53:53.100 Is that true?
00:53:53.520 If, in fact, that I waived attorney-client privilege, I'd like to know when, how, where.
00:53:58.580 I don't recall waiving anything, but, again, this is, this is, I don't know, I don't know
00:54:05.120 what he's talking about.
00:54:06.200 Did you sign anything when you were dealing with SDNY like that?
00:54:09.400 Not that I recall.
00:54:10.360 Not.
00:54:11.340 Here it is, in writing.
00:54:13.300 Yeah.
00:54:13.540 And that's his signature on the second page.
00:54:15.340 So, I guess he didn't know that, and the district attorney didn't know that, and I told them,
00:54:21.300 Michael Cohn has been in your office 20 times, and twice in the grand jury, and he forgot
00:54:25.880 to tell you that he waived the attorney-client privilege 22 times?
00:54:34.040 Max Evans is just awesome.
00:54:35.440 This guy's, this is why they're, they're, they're trying to limit what this guy says
00:54:40.240 or not let him up there, and the judge is in a, everybody's in a panic, because this
00:54:43.320 guy, listen to him, he's going to get up there and just, whatever bones are left, and there
00:54:49.300 ain't many, he's just, he's going to be a vulture picking on the last bit of me.
00:54:53.100 Again, I mean, it's, we know exactly what he's going to say on the stand, and so do they.
00:54:57.720 We know exactly.
00:54:58.520 He's been talking a lot.
00:54:59.560 We've been doing this for weeks, and so they know exactly what's going to come out.
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00:57:24.400 Oh, my gosh.
00:57:25.100 It's just been wild, hasn't it?
00:57:28.660 Every time.
00:57:29.780 I can't wait to get off the podcast.
00:57:32.000 Well, not being mean, but I can't wait to go watch this after the podcast.
00:57:36.820 Well, that's just what's so wild.
00:57:38.180 And there's some people that are like, they're in the courtroom, and if you know who some of these people are.
00:57:43.140 So, I mean, you can't get any information, you know, from CNN, but there are our side in the courtroom,
00:57:49.320 and they're doing play-by-plays.
00:57:50.740 Oh, Andrew Giuliani is doing such an incredible job.
00:57:54.400 Andrew Giuliani, there's a few of them that are doing real good.
00:57:56.720 I mean, they're just giving a play-by-play, and it's awesome.
00:57:59.980 Yeah, it's just like every two or three minutes.
00:58:02.380 Well, now you understand why it wasn't televised, right?
00:58:06.080 You see this. 0.84
00:58:07.960 They couldn't afford for it to be televised because of what a joke and what a clown show it is.
00:58:13.700 They're not allowing certain things for President Trump to be able to present.
00:58:18.220 They're cutting him off at every single corner.
00:58:22.360 It's designed that way.
00:58:25.880 Oh, my God.
00:58:27.120 He's on the stand now.
00:58:29.320 Of course.
00:58:29.920 He's got to be able to testify.
00:58:31.040 So, he tells this to the jury.
00:58:35.260 Oh, my God.
00:58:37.640 They're objecting about everything, the prosecution.
00:58:41.380 Costello.
00:58:42.300 I explained to Michael Cohen that the investigation would be resolved within a week if he had truthful information about Donald Trump.
00:58:48.480 What information did he disclose, Blanche?
00:58:51.540 Costello.
00:58:52.260 Cohen said, I swear to God, I have absolutely nothing to say about Donald J.
00:58:55.680 Trump.
00:58:57.080 Blanche.
00:58:57.520 Blanche, what did he say about Stormy Daniels? 0.99
00:58:59.840 He said, I don't know why they're trying to put me in jail over some fucking NDAs, Blanche. 0.97
00:59:06.840 Did he say anything about Donald Trump in connection with Stormy Daniels, man, or Costello? 0.99
00:59:11.340 He did.
00:59:11.940 Prosecutor's objection.
00:59:14.180 Merchant sustained, of course.
00:59:17.300 Blanche, did Donald Trump's family come up?
00:59:19.700 It did.
00:59:20.360 Blanche, what did Cohen say about Trump's family?
00:59:24.080 Prosecutor, objection.
00:59:25.340 Merchant sustained.
00:59:26.180 They're not letting him answer anything.
00:59:30.100 The prosecutor's going, objection.
00:59:32.460 And, of course, the rotten judge sustained.
00:59:35.560 Of course.
00:59:36.420 Well, I mean, you've been watching the calls from the judge this whole time, what they're allowing and what they're not.
00:59:41.580 And it is completely an upside down court.
00:59:44.860 I mean, you're going to see this in an appeal.
00:59:46.900 President Trump is going to win one way or another this case.
00:59:49.840 I mean, regardless of the optics that they're trying to put out there, which are actually helping President Trump, the more people learn about this case, the more embarrassing it is.
00:59:59.560 I mean, you have CNN that's melting down on the regular, MSNBC, too, saying, why in the world would they put him on the stand?
01:00:08.140 Oh, listen to this.
01:00:09.240 This should make it over right now.
01:00:10.680 Also, the Trump's lawyer.
01:00:13.840 I want to focus narrowly on whether Cohen knew if Trump said anything about the payments to Stormy Daniels, Costello.
01:00:21.760 Cohen repeatedly repeated numerous times that President Trump knew nothing about these payments and that Cohen did it on his own.
01:00:29.520 Well, I mean, you've got to have a rotten juror.
01:00:37.780 Well, even if you did, because you remember the OGA case, right?
01:00:42.200 I mean, all of a sudden they came back and they said point blank that one of the main reasons why they found O.J. Simpson innocent or you had the hung jury situation, all of that was to get back about the Rodney King in L.A.
01:00:55.600 You had jurors several years later saying, yeah, this was our payback, was to make sure that we got him off O.J. Simpson and find him not guilty.
01:01:06.780 And that's exactly what they're doing in this situation.
01:01:09.620 They have got a jury that is selected.
01:01:12.340 There is no coincidence that the same judge is going to try Steve Bannon next.
01:01:17.680 Are you kidding?
01:01:18.800 In a jury pool where it's supposed to be a lottery to get these cases?
01:01:23.480 This judge is not only going to try President Trump, but also Steve Bannon?
01:01:32.300 So after an objection by the Soros-funded DA's office that is sustained by Merchant yet again, the lawyers are told to approach the bench. 0.88
01:01:41.360 While this is going on, Costello could be heard on a hot mic saying, ridiculous. 0.70
01:01:47.260 Well, it is. 0.97
01:01:49.100 It's a waste of everybody's time and money.
01:01:51.900 Yeah, he's trying to explain.
01:01:54.320 And the judge, sustained.
01:01:56.720 Objection, sustained.
01:01:58.080 Mm-mm. 0.66
01:01:58.580 Jerk.
01:01:59.220 Now they have an email exhibit up from Michael Cohen to Costello that says, Robert, great news for Rudy.
01:02:05.140 I know.
01:02:05.720 I owe you a call.
01:02:06.960 I have been working with lawyers all day, and just now I'm coming up for air.
01:02:11.060 I will try you tomorrow.
01:02:12.960 Michael D. Cohen.
01:02:13.980 And this is his signature, Esquire.
01:02:17.360 Personal attorney to president.
01:02:20.360 That's what I mean.
01:02:21.140 He gave himself every single title you could have.
01:02:23.880 The fixer, personal attorney, all of these different things.
01:02:27.400 And President Trump wouldn't have him anywhere near his administration.
01:02:30.840 He knew.
01:02:31.280 All right, everybody.
01:02:35.260 Costello's taking no prisoners.
01:02:36.420 Yeah, that's it.
01:02:37.240 That's it for today.
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