Face-Plant Joe - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 341 - 6⧸2⧸2023
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 9 minutes
Words per Minute
179.21057
Summary
Jules and Cat Turd talk about the return of the AOC Press Parity account and why it got banned from the service. Also, Cat tells a story about how AOC became the most popular account on the internet.
Transcript
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Today is Friday, June 2nd, 2023, episode number 341.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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So you've got a story to tell us, it looks like.
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FYI, if you listen to my podcast, you know I wrote many tweets for the AOC Press Parity account.
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Tune into our podcast in the litter box.com and I'll explain what happened and my plans to bring the account back myself.
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If you don't know, well, I'll just go back to the beginning.
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And so, back when I first started Twitter and I had maybe 20,000 followers in 2018, someone whom I really didn't know, they had started an AOC Parity account.
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And so, they asked me if I would, that some other people, two or three other people were writing for it.
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And they wouldn't know if I wanted to write some of the tweets.
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Well, fast forward a couple weeks, I was writing a lot of the tweets.
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And I thought it was funny because, you know, as a comedian, it's fun to do parodies.
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And so, anyway, it got up to like 50,000 or 60,000 followers.
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And I only had like 25,000 followers on my account at the time.
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And it was like three or four, you know, weeks.
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And I heard through the grapevine and some people that knew that AOC had called Twitter and complained about it the first time.
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So, fast forward like three years later now or four years later or whenever it was.
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I can't remember the exact year that that happened.
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But so, fast forward to today, to about two or three weeks ago, the account got reinstated.
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You know, Elon Musk, you know, has been still reinstating all these accounts.
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I'm not – I wouldn't call his friends or anything.
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And so, they had contacted me again and said, let's back it up.
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And so, you know, we got 10,000 followers in a week.
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And then, AOC does the dumbest thing in the world.
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It becomes the most popular account on Twitter, hands down, in about two seconds.
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And she just hadn't said that, nobody would ever notice it hardly, you know, just a few people.
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So, anyway, so all this – now, I don't own the account.
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I have to just text him or message him tweets that I would, you know, ideas for tweets or tweets that I write.
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I don't know how many people wrote one every now and then.
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Where things started happening to him like they happened – been happening to me for years, you know.
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And so, basically, this guy never signed up for all that.
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So, I mean, I respect anybody's decision to do that.
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But he just – you know, it just was too much.
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But, anyway, I'm going to bring it back and do it again.
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I'm not going to, like, use the same account or whatever.
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I'm going to just do my own and maybe change it up a little bit.
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But, you know, it's going to be the same account because I wrote many of the tweets on it anyway.
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I know used to Twitter would – if you had two counts or three counts, they would try – there's these rules about it.
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And if you broke one little rule, that's how they got rid of a lot of people because they just would do it.
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You know, if it's one little mistake, you're gone forever, all your accounts.
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Look, AOC is mad as hell because – you know why AOC – because liberals got so mad about it?
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They're narcissist, mean, very vindictive people.
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They don't have any – have you ever seen her laugh and joke and have fun or anything?
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Or is she just vindictive and mean and screaming and calling you every name in the book?
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Look, she calls us Nazis, racists, homophobes, xenophobes, everything you can count, every name in the book all day long.
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And then if somebody just makes fun of her a little bit, I'm a victim.
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So, through parody, you can just kind of make fun of her.
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And, of course, I make fun of everybody through the – when I do parody, I make fun of everybody.
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I mean, you know, one of the tweets yesterday was, Happy Pride Month to Lindsey Graham.
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But, you know, I don't do anything – I don't hate AOC.
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I don't hate these people and think about them.
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And everything I do is to make people laugh and say, this is hilarious.
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And just to laugh because all, you know, all this pressure on Twitter is political pressure.
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And everybody just needs an account to go to, you know, to decompress and laugh for a minute.
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And, you know, unfortunately for this guy who's a really, really super nice guy.
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He's just a regular guy with a regular job and a regular family.
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And he don't want to get – he just did this because he thought it was funny.
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He's not wanting to get 100,000 death threats a day.
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And people coming after him and digging up all of his business and all that stuff.
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But a lot of people think they can handle that until – I mean, if you haven't went through it like I have
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and seen, you know, them sending out private investigators to talk to your high school friends.
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And I'm telling you, they just, you know, they'll get – they're the leftists.
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And even if it's comedy, even if you're making fun of one of them like this, it's just hilarious.
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And if you don't think it's funny, I don't know what to tell you.
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And they come out where you're going to destroy your life.
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And they'll – you have no idea what big accounts that are not on the Democrat side.
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You have no idea what we have to go through every day and all the craziness of them coming after you constantly.
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And that's why Twitter and other social media platforms started silencing people to begin with because our voices alone are a weapon.
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And so they felt like they were being attacked.
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When you use comedy, they can't handle it because comedy is so close to the truth.
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And like you said, you're dealing with some really big egos there.
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But they're also bullies because they can make fun of you.
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They can say whatever it is about you and get away with it.
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But when it comes to them, they put themselves on a pedestal.
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She got with her team and said she was going to do something about this account.
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Look, but I'm used to, but look, if I'm telling you, you can think if you're listening to this
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and if you think you can handle what they throw at you, a lot of you can because you're
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But I can promise you if you have it happen to you and you start thinking, oh my God,
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they're calling my, they're threatening my niece and she's got a two-year-old baby.
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They, that's how they, they come after everybody.
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You have no idea what they do to try to destroy you.
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But you know me, I've already had 80 hit pieces written on me and I've already, uh,
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That's all they're trying to do is just try to scare you and they're so silly.
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I've, I've had a great life and I don't care if they want to come get me, come get me.
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That's, that's, that's the least of their problems.
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There's, there's, there's plenty of things that can keep you safe.
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I've already been, been going through this for four or five years now and I don't even
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A lot of times they, they, they, they, they spend all this money, like trying to have a private
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And then they, they just poke at you on Twitter and try to get you to retweet it.
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Cause that'll do what AOC, what happened to AOC, right?
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If I didn't know them, they just wasted $20,000 looking into my past and nobody cares.
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And nobody read it because nobody, nobody reads as leftist rags anymore, but anyway, so, but
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I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get, it's going to be the same account.
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So certainly it'll be, I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to get it going again, uh,
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And, um, I'm going to start brand new with, you know, cause I want to be able to log in.
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I don't, I don't want to have to go through that and deal with somebody else and see what
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Um, and it's going to be the same account basically.
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It'll have the same, the same humor, the same fun.
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And I'll be poking fun at everybody and it's all to make people laugh and it, and there's
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You've got a personality behind the keyboard that is like nobody's business.
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And the fact that you can start doing offshoots of characters.
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I mean, AOC is just one of the many that you could have a ball with.
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I mean, you could have a whole cast of characters.
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They, they may, they are so ridiculous up there, right?
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That I wrote a few, that I wrote one for yesterday.
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Well, I mean, see, this is what's so great because this is where you thrive.
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And so I'm sure knowing the kind of personality that Elon Musk has and the way he engages,
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I think he'd be completely on board with all of these different cast of characters that
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people are bringing out for parody accounts because they're funny.
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I mean, look at the kind of presence and the kind of exposure that Twitter got as a
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I mean, we all need to be able to laugh sometimes.
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I would just make sure that you don't lose that turd.
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So there's a there's a vice president, Camilla Harris parody.
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Oh, the passages of time are timeless passages of time that at time seemed like passages running
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That's exactly the kind of thing that she says.
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You know, they have just used the left has used the media to such a degree that they
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write all of these puff pieces about them, even with the fall.
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You had, you know, the AP just running to the rescue with all of these softball.
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The sandbag was way, way over to the left against that side.
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You know, if you turn right and take one step, you're going to hit a sandbag.
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People were walking through that lane over and over again.
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He tried that little shuffle and he's got them orthopedic shoes, that little run shuffle
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that he does to try to pretend like he's healthy.
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So this other parody, I just retweeted the second one I did for that account.
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I mean, it's semi-down today, if anybody's wondering.
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I feel awful about Joe Biden falling down today.
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That's what built CatTurd into what the phenomenon it is now, what it is.
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And you can do these spinoffs, because you know exactly how to pull out the funniest
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Just as soon as you say something back, they crawl in the fetal position and say,
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It's gotten ridiculous, because we used to be able to laugh at ourselves.
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I grew up in an environment where everybody poked fun at each other, and we laughed, and
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we had fun with it, and no one ever took it to this extreme.
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They're trying to make comedy just completely evaporate, and that's why some of the really
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great ones, some of the great comedians, are doing as well as they are, because they're
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They're not afraid to say the things that really everybody else is thinking and can relate
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So they can try to put a tear in our beer, but it's not going to work.
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And here, you've got a situation where the media, especially, is just covering up all of
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Some of the articles that I've read about this is ridiculous, and it wasn't the only
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He bumped his head, too, right after this major fall that we all witnessed, and I can go ahead
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and play it for you so that everybody can see it.
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You know, we didn't get enough of that yesterday.
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He hit his head on the helicopter, and then he didn't salute the Marine, and then he held
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So, Joe Biden, he bumped his head while exiting Marine One after taking a massive fall earlier
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He's going to do it in front of, I mean, where's the worst place you can do it?
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I mean, are we going to send this guy next year over to meet with other countries' leaders?
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He's stumbling and bumbling around all over the place.
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They can't continue to embarrass our country this way.
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I mean, this is the problem that we keep having over and over again, is that they are a complete
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And they say whatever it is they're supposed to.
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And if you think the Twitter files were revealing, can you imagine what some of the archives and
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the conversations, the emails, those things that went on with the mainstream media, what
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And they're treating it like, you know, oh, he's just the best thing that ever happened.
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I mean, the man is so old, he can't figure out how to get off stage.
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We've seen all of these incidents appear over and over and over again.
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Trump retweeted that meme by that guy today that had the, you know, they were just acting
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like there was commentary to it when he was, and it shows him going up to start this thing.
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The guy has no idea where he's at or what he's doing.
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Like, if you can just read one thing for two minutes today and then three days later,
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if you can just read one thing for two minutes, let's just get him to the next reading.
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They didn't put a sandbag right beside your foot.
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Okay, a podium, and you step off, take one step completely even sideways where you would
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be walking off or anybody talking will be walking off, and there's a sandbag down there.
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When you felt way over to the side, you didn't trip on it.
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That's just an excuse the media's making, and they've already sold it, and everybody thinks
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And I thought it was really nice when the way that President Trump, and I'm glad you
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brought him up, the way he responded to Joe Biden's fall.
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I thought he handled it very, very well, and he was very respectful to Joe Biden.
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But the whole thing is, look, the whole thing is crazy.
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You got to be careful about that, because you don't want that.
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Even if you have to tiptoe down a ramp, you got to tiptoe down a ramp.
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Remember, it was raining, and he had slick shoes on.
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It was a metal ramp, and it was slick as a shit.
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So, I mean, you know how it is, like walking on a slippery rock.
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So, you know, he made sure he didn't fall down.
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But, man, he's fell up the stairs like four times, down the stairs once, bike wreck all
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This guy was destroying the country, leaving the border wide open, trying to destroy our
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You know, I don't wish anything happened to anybody bad, but I'm not going to sit here
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Believe me, when the cameras are off, he's fell down a hundred times.
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So, you want to put him up there and he wants to destroy the country?
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Sorry, you know, one of the biggest criminal garbage families in history.
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And, you know, if he falls down, he falls down.
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Well, I think that President Trump handled it really, really nicely, really well, because
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And the fact that he made a reference to himself, because you remember how the press reacted
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I mean, and so he made fun of himself because they grabbed a hold of that story and ran with
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Now, they're all of a sudden coming to Joe Biden's rescue.
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The one where he's got the pins coming out of his crack as they're lifting him up.
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I don't know why they want to take the fun out of everything.
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And they want people to view them in only this one particular light.
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But nobody has been ridiculed more than President Trump.
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If you'll scroll down just a little bit on my page,
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and you'll go down to where I'm saying Trump posted this on truth.
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And then I have to go to President Trump's page to play it.
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Let's see if you can even get to the damn mark this time.
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Remember, like we practice, walk around, go up and say hi to the general, and then get behind the podium.
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You know, I hope something happens to you later.
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All right, go ahead and walk off the stage now, Joe.
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And then they finally had somebody come over and say,
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Actually, I posted just the picture meme on top of my page.
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I mean, these just go on for days and days and days.
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And I can't believe you'd make fun of the president.
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And the same people that say, I can't believe you are making fun of this and making memes
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It'd be five years from now and he wouldn't be able to stop talking about it.
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Most of us are old enough to remember what it was like when the real president actually
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She is probably on her 18th account by now, I think over there on Twitter.
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But she did a fabulous job of reminding everyone of how things were different when President
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Happy to see everybody just doing his thing as president.
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And he just absolutely completely different vibe, a completely different situation.
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I cannot wait to work as hard as we possibly can to make sure that we get him back there
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I want to say this today when I remember, but just I have to say this a lot, but I'm not
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There's a lot of scammers on Telegram and the cat turds are some of the worst.
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But every big account, you can go to the Benny's or James Wood or any of them.
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There's going to be 12 or 13 fakes on Telegram.
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And they will follow you and you'll follow them.
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Then they'll DM you and try to get money out of you.
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There's no way I would ever DM anybody and ask for money.
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So, I mean, there's been people telling me, I got ripped off $1,000 over there.
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You think I'm going to DM you and ask for money?
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I'm only, right now, I'm only using two platforms.
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I do have a Getter and a Gab account, but I'm currently just, and nothing against those.
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I like both of those, but I just don't have time to, I had to eliminate a few things
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out of my life to be able to take care of all these animals.
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Some of them are just, they just repost everything I tweet.
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But some of them, they're, you know, I've had people DM me on Twitter.
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I've been talking to you on DMs and Telegram for three months.
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I said, I hate to tell you this, but that's a fake.
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And that's the problem is that you do have a lot of scammers when you have big accounts
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And we had one in the litter box and I told her and she said, oh my gosh, I've been talking
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I have, I have my channel set up there and for in the litter box, but, but it's not, it's
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not for anything other than the news stories that we put on this show.
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That's so people can grab and follow along so that they can see what we're going to
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I mean, the whole thing, we're in a real, it's getting to be that really, that time of
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the year where we're in the middle of an election.
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They're going to start getting, they're going to, you're going to start having problems with
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your family again, you're going to start having the debates, all of that.
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We're only, we're only what, a year and five months until the election.
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And once it gets to be, and I'm not sure exactly when they vote for the primaries, but I think
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When they start 2023, when they start, when they start the primary voting.
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Which you see, so a lot of interesting things happened.
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What It's Like to Be a Woman or something like that.
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But anyway, so they banned, they basically, Elon was over in China and they started banning,
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they wouldn't, they put it as hateful conduct, you know, because you can't talk about trans
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They don't, that's fine, but you can't say nothing back.
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So anyway, so he started complaining about it and then Elon Musk came back and the people
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in charge of safety, the two kind of top people resigned, quote unquote.
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And then, then he's, then he, then he posted the video and said, everybody, every parent in
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America should watch this, something like that.
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Every parent should see this and, and it just keeps going.
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I mean, it is, here's the Daily Wire four hours ago, a hundred thousand likes.
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So for a few more hours, if you want to watch this film, you can watch it on Twitter.
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They want you to see exactly what's going on here.
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And you can get it by going into Twitter and you can click on the hashtag.
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But the fact that they expose themselves because we've known, we have known for quite some time
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that there are still moles in Twitter and it doesn't surprise me that we have problems
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I have to, I can't get anything to come up when I try to pull them up.
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Every time they fire a few of the top people, the next day, Twitter goes down there.
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All the leftists are like, see, they got too many.
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You have Twitter's top content moderator who is out following what is a woman's censorship
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If you, if you, if you, if you protect real women who, I mean, look at what women go through
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through childbirth and all the stuff a woman goes through.
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And all of a sudden a guy at 40 years old wants to dress and he wants more respect than the
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And I mean, the most amazing things on earth, a woman who gives birth and then tries to,
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I mean, we're just, we're really, I know you couldn't make it as a man.
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These are misfits and they don't know where to go.
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And so all of a sudden they're glorified for putting on a dress and pearls.
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There's like 23 states that won't allow any of this surgery for minors anymore.
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When you're 12, I mean, I listened to somebody on a, uh, get interviewed.
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They started the, uh, the hormones and then had their breasts remove a girl at 15 and then 18, her, her life's pretty much over and she's having health problems.
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And you know, how long is somebody going to live?
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You start this at 12, you start a woman taking testosterone and all these male hormones and have your breasts cut off and having all these weird hormones put in you.
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And if you're lucky, if you do, and you're going to be all screwed up, if you do, and you're never going to get it back.
00:36:35.540
And, you know, um, to, to, for a 12 year old to be able to make that decision, every 12 year old is searching for their identity.
00:36:43.480
I mean, that's when you really start like, who am I?
00:36:56.180
They're trying to make this whole thing a thing and it's not working.
00:36:59.820
People are really getting tired of it and you can see it.
00:37:03.320
I mean, look at what's happening to a lot of these woke companies.
00:37:06.460
Look at what's actually happening to the military.
00:37:08.740
In wokeness, put up this tweet, the at U.S. Navy quietly removed their LGBTQ plus pride banner.
00:37:23.280
That's a result of all of this stuff that they've been pushing on the public.
00:37:29.620
There are so many companies that used to keep all that rainbow crap up all month that just did it one day yesterday and took it all down today.
00:37:41.660
I told you for months on this podcast, there's going to be a time when people are sick of this shit.
00:37:45.920
And I remember when I said this four or five months ago, and I feel like it's like right around the corner.
00:37:49.640
They've been shoving this crap down our throats and shoving it and bullying and shoving it.
00:37:55.960
And we can cut off the penises and breasts of children if they're eight years old and they like pink.
00:38:03.200
And the schools, the parents, and, you know, transgender this.
00:38:07.060
And we're going to show gay blowjobs to six years old.
00:38:09.100
And there's going to be a limit when you start messing with people's kids.
00:38:14.220
And Target's going, I mean, is it worth, for you to put this crap in our face, is it worth $20 billion to you?
00:38:22.260
And to be honest with you, when they have shareholders and they're that big, they should, the shareholders should sue the company for doing that.
00:38:32.760
And find out if the person who is running, like if the marketing director is involved, they should recuse themselves.
00:38:41.700
If they're involved in an LGBTQ, sitting up there on the board type activity, then they shouldn't even have any say or oversight over any of this that is going on.
00:38:55.420
And they're bringing that one in, unless the rules otherwise say so.
00:38:59.820
When you're talking about corporations and it being a public-held stock, you've got stockholders, shareholders, who are going to hold you accountable.
00:39:09.380
They're losing their life savings because you're dumbasses.
00:39:12.380
Because you want to put a little fake actor on there pretending to be a woman and turning everybody off.
00:39:40.660
If you want to shove this down our throats, we're not going there no more.
00:39:44.260
Be prepared to lose billions and billions and billions of dollars.
00:39:51.420
I mean, everybody that they even blast now is losing billions of dollars.
00:39:56.000
So that's why the rainbows disappeared one day instead of 30 days this year.
00:40:04.380
What does Major League Baseball have to honor the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?
00:40:15.700
And I used to travel between L.A. and San Francisco all the time.
00:40:19.480
And they're always, always very much activists and everything else.
00:40:28.580
I don't know why you've got Major League Baseball.
00:40:31.480
What you need to have happen is these players just not play.
00:40:38.780
Because, honestly, the way this is headed, following Commissioner of Baseball is like,
00:40:44.660
you know, when you're watching all of these people, if they're playing and they're supporting
00:40:52.500
If you're playing and this is the deal, then you've got a problem.
00:40:56.840
I mean, you've got virtue signaling that's going on.
00:41:13.540
You will hear it outside my windows when it begins.
00:41:21.380
But you've got to stop participating if you want us to take you seriously and not cancel
00:41:27.560
you or boycott you or not watch your sport, not drink your beer, not shop in your stores.
00:41:34.060
Because otherwise, it looks like you're on that campaign.
00:41:43.900
I mean, everybody was live and let live when it was like adults.
00:41:47.960
But now what they did, they went for the children.
00:41:52.620
And now the backlash is coming because you're not coming after the children.
00:41:59.500
They force books down that show it's pornograph of gay blowjobs.
00:42:06.600
And, I mean, you might as well have a Hustler magazine in front of you.
00:42:14.760
And then you, well, I'm not having that in my school.
00:42:21.400
They're Huck Finn and Gone with the Wind and all the great books.
00:42:32.820
Their, their, their host system is satanic now.
00:42:35.620
I don't know how anybody could vote for these demons at all for any reason.
00:42:48.600
I wish I could, but I can't, I can't defend them right now.
00:42:53.940
What they have done with this latest and greatest in the Senate, of course, passed all of that with flying colors.
00:43:00.560
Because it, they, it's because there's narrow margins.
00:43:03.600
They, all, the Senate's going to pass it if all of them pass it.
00:43:11.020
In the Senate on most things, they need 60 votes.
00:43:13.620
But you don't think they can peel off 10 senators?
00:43:20.100
And so, you know, Lindsey Graham couldn't wait to vote for it.
00:43:31.700
I'm sure Joni Ernst, old helmet head, voted for it.
00:43:34.760
It's so easy to get 10 to defect over there because they're just Democrats anyway.
00:43:45.320
And he's going to, he went to Utah and pretended to live there just, he's a Massachusetts guy, man.
00:43:52.500
He went over there and pretended to live there just because he could stick it in Trump's face.
00:44:03.260
You've got the Senate that passed the Biden-McCarthy debt ceiling bill.
00:44:07.620
And that's really what people are referring to it as.
00:44:14.340
Some observations from Nancy Mace, Representative Nancy Mace, this deal normalizes record high spending started during the pandemic.
00:44:24.920
The bill grows the government even more each year at about 1%.
00:44:29.480
They tell us this bill cuts $41 billion in its first year, about the same amount as the unspent COVID funds.
00:44:39.780
You've got Manchin, who carves out for his pipeline.
00:44:44.540
I mean, this whole thing is a complete disaster.
00:44:51.300
Do you think anybody's going to go after McConnell?
00:44:56.740
It's the same group of rhinos that are going to continue to follow his lead.
00:45:00.980
He could not wait to vote for this whole thing.
00:45:06.980
And they passed it last night while you were sleeping.
00:45:12.780
When they know they're doing something like it's this bad, that's when they pass everything.
00:45:19.820
And they can try to distract us with the January 6 video clips.
00:45:25.080
Okay, so like the first one was Nancy Piclosi walking through the Capitol.
00:45:36.800
So she knew they were all ready for January 6ers.
00:45:39.940
They couldn't wait to get the FBI in there to turn this into an event
00:45:43.660
so that they could blame President Trump and they could send a big message to us.
00:45:50.740
And if you think they're going to stop coming after us or President Trump, you're wrong.
00:45:56.000
It's just started because we're in election year.
00:45:58.480
And they're going to do everything they can to silence us.
00:46:04.400
Go ahead and put your armor on because it's going to be a brawl.
00:46:09.520
I'm just happy that we have platforms now where we can actually speak.
00:46:13.600
My death threats probably just go from 50 a day to like 57 a day or something.
00:46:23.080
You know, I'm always on the hunt for good news.
00:46:28.920
That's why I have to show pictures of fluffy kittens.
00:46:42.580
He will hand over the document that alleges Biden's bribery scheme only after.
00:46:51.180
Is it going to be a made-up one that really wasn't the one?
00:46:54.120
Or is it going to be heavily redacted where you can't see nothing?
00:46:56.860
I mean, you think these slime balls are just going to hand you over a...
00:47:00.900
You know, he's a traitor to our country and committed treason and was bribed and took
00:47:08.880
I believe he's going to hand him over a total false document or a heavily redacted one.
00:47:17.160
He's proven to set up conservatives, to frame conservatives.
00:47:21.900
He's proven to do fake kidnapping plots, to have fake white supremacist groups go out everywhere.
00:47:29.260
This guy, he's the worst FBI director and one of the worst traitors this country has ever seen.
00:47:37.300
I mean, he's Comey and Mueller and everybody going all the way back since they invented FBI,
00:47:49.340
I just, I, you know, it's one of those things where we just have to stay tuned.
00:47:54.320
He said to him, Comer said, no, I'm not going to visit the FBI.
00:47:58.300
You're going to follow the subpoena exactly the way it was laid out.
00:48:06.220
Ray is so sleazy that he was trying to act like that document didn't exist.
00:48:13.600
Little did he know, Comer already had, knew the existence of it, was speaking with a whistleblower
00:48:19.800
that pointed him in the exact location of where to find it.
00:48:29.760
You go see Amazing Grace and try to get somebody to keep from killing their baby,
00:48:34.460
and you stand up there and hold a Bible up and see Amazing Grace.
00:48:37.080
You're a domestic terrorist, Christopher Ray, believe me.
00:48:39.920
But you got a vice president taking $5 million bribes for flay to flay, which is treason, by the way.
00:48:47.400
Oh, I'm going to do a special prosecutor to come after Trump.
00:48:49.480
Oh, Biden did the same thing, but there's 100,000 more documents.
00:48:52.400
And we're going to do a special prosecutor for him, too.
00:49:02.080
I told you at the time, they're never going to investigate.
00:49:07.460
And then the other guy, he's going after Trump to see if he tore off one of the pillow tags in 1986.
00:49:14.840
They're going after Trump with everything they've got because they know that he is the candidate,
00:49:18.760
and he is going to absolutely win in a landslide.
00:49:23.680
If you think 2016 was something, get ready for what the real numbers are.
00:49:27.580
We just have to make sure that it's not stolen.
00:49:34.820
It's if we can just outmaneuver them on their cheating.
00:49:42.520
And we are up against a lot because they cheated in absolutely every way that you could possibly imagine.
00:49:52.320
If you've looked at any of the footage or if you've watched any of the shows where they do the deep dives
00:49:57.800
and you have the tracking systems, the geo-tracking and everything else, my goodness, you had mules.
00:50:10.860
And here they're going after the American people.
00:50:17.000
You had the children's choir stopped mid-performance while singing the national anthem at the U.S. Capitol.
00:50:29.000
They thought it was a form of protest, which is ridiculous in and of itself.
00:50:35.280
So the man talking to the choir director was one of the guides who was told by Capitol
00:50:52.520
They were interrupted and stopped by singing the national anthem in Statutory Hall.
00:50:58.200
And at the United States Capitol, they considered these children threats, protesters, and they
00:51:10.480
Now, I'm sorry, but I see a civil suit on the horizon here.
00:51:15.200
And I would love to see that one play out because this is their freedom of speech.
00:51:20.580
Not only that, when is this country going to start uniting over the American flag and all of our traditions?
00:51:30.580
They're bringing out the pride flags, flying them above the American flag?
00:51:38.660
This is a complete and total takeover of our country.
00:51:54.260
I want to get back to who we are and what we love and what makes this country great.
00:52:22.760
I'm going to tell you guys, if you have smaller, two things.
00:52:26.380
If you're running a little newspaper and you want it to get big and you want accounts that, you know, can put you there and give you some visibility, number one.
00:52:35.720
Don't make me look around for 10 minutes trying to figure out if I hit this button and then you hit this button and over here you hit this button and then you can tweet it.
00:52:42.960
You have a big, giant bird sitting there in the front.
00:52:45.680
And then don't have so many pop-up ads that when you did it, you can't even ever get to the story because you're hitting X, X, X, X, X.
00:52:52.100
And then, okay, when you have an account like that, nobody's ever going to read it, man.
00:52:58.120
But anyway, so I tweeted it on my home and I'm on the phone, so you could probably pull up your computer.
00:53:02.700
But Romney has filed the paperwork to probably announce his candidacy for 2024.
00:53:21.800
And he's already filed the paperwork, but he hadn't announced.
00:53:37.360
So when Cat Turd goes silent, okay, and I'm trying to fill in, it's because we don't want dead air.
00:53:43.500
So I know when he's trolling, we know each other that well, to where I know when he is scraping the bottom for some news.
00:53:50.600
And so whenever I just start talking and he goes silent, that's because we're working in tandem.
00:53:59.260
We just, one of us is trolling, the other one's talking.
00:54:03.340
I'm just trying to find the latest, you know, seeing what's happening.
00:54:08.260
I'm so glad that you did, because this is a joke.
00:54:13.760
Tell people who Pierre Delecto is, Cat, please.
00:54:16.720
Well, he had an alternate account where he tried to dog Trump supporters, and it was called Pierre Delecto.
00:54:25.800
Well, the thing about it is, at least he deleted it.
00:54:27.720
He didn't lose his account like some of us that may have had multiple accounts, parody accounts and other things for having more than one account.
00:54:34.380
Isn't it convenient that Pierre got away with so much?
00:54:37.860
So, my question is, is he not reading the room?
00:54:44.280
Or do they really think that DeSantis is going to take this, and he wants to be part of that administration?
00:55:00.660
So, will GOP Senator Mitt Romney of Utah, known to be a nemesis of former President Donald Trump, run for re-election next year?
00:55:10.860
And what is the expected to be better cycle for Republicans?
00:55:18.960
So, basically, he took the first step, launching a re-election campaign by submitting a declaration of candidacy to the Federal Election Commission.
00:55:29.140
But the Utah senator stopped short of confirming whether he would run for another term.
00:55:38.400
Why would he go through all the things to apply to run for president if he wasn't going to do it?
00:55:48.000
That's like going down and getting a driver's license and sitting through the hell and then taking your test and the hell taking the driver's test and then getting your license.
00:56:00.120
I just wanted to, you know, just do it for the hell.
00:56:06.760
So, he's not really saying whether he's going to run for re-election until now.
00:56:12.580
I didn't think he was going to run for his seat that he holds currently again.
00:56:24.680
So, I don't understand where this is coming from other than him wanting to pull something big in the next administration and show that he's got his sights on it.
00:56:40.820
I mean, you had all the sharks that circled President Trump.
00:56:45.800
He wanted to be the Secretary of State for President Trump.
00:56:56.520
And then you had all the others that clamored around him.
00:57:05.640
I can't wait until these fools, until we get rid of them.
00:57:09.660
They absolutely do not represent we the people.
00:57:13.780
They are so far from understanding what America needs that I can't wait until we primary each and every single one of them.
00:57:33.240
Please, please, please let me or mom need to run so I can have stuff to make fun of for months.
00:57:38.940
They're not even close to being President Trump.
00:57:41.340
Can you imagine, can you imagine, imagine, imagine the, they got, oh yeah, the guy from South Carolina is running too, right?
00:57:54.000
They got Mike Pence sitting next to him with a fly on his head.
00:57:56.760
And they got, and they got Nikki Haley, who, remember, she's, I was a poor girl, a brown girl on the wrong side of the track.
00:58:05.180
Like started, she, she virtue signaled race, her first statement on her campaign.
00:58:16.660
And then, and then you got DeSantis and Trump kind of in the middle.
00:58:19.120
And then on the other side, you got Mitt Romney.
00:58:23.420
Please let Trump light into Mitt Romney in a debate.
00:58:39.040
He is going to be able to take this like nobody's business.
00:58:43.680
Mike Pence has ducked out Georgia GOP convention last minute.
00:58:49.660
Carrie Lake is going to replace him as the keynote speaker with President Trump.
00:58:55.840
So interesting how that whole thing played out.
00:58:58.340
So Carrie Lake will replace Mike Pence as the keynote speaker alongside President Trump and other MAGA conservatives at the Georgia GOP convention on June 9th.
00:59:18.580
He knows he's not popular with the base at all.
00:59:21.560
So he has, you know, you've got the rumors that he is going to announce.
00:59:27.160
Others set to speak include U.S. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.
00:59:32.280
And you have Lieutenant Governor Burt Jones and former U.S. Senator Kelly Loeffler, who is going to appear to speak there.
00:59:40.520
But isn't that a strange, you had his ex or his former vice president that was going to take this spot.
00:59:52.080
Nice little team that would be, President and Vice President.
01:00:13.160
In fact, she now has a song out that was released.
01:00:17.360
Listen to 81 Million Votes, My Arse, featuring Carrie Lake, in her first music single released today on all platforms.
01:00:30.360
And so she has released it as well, kind of like President Trump did with the January 6th choir.
01:00:39.360
You've got her voice in the background of this new song, and it's hitting the charts like crazy.
01:00:44.980
So you can add musician to the list of things that she's involved with.
01:00:48.380
It's her current project, and it's the exact same production team that brought us the justice for all.
01:00:58.160
I'm going to put this one into chat because we need to make some noise.
01:01:05.400
And a lot of people, you know, people were really triggered by that whole thing with Kayleigh McEnany.
01:01:20.840
That's not the message that anybody was sending out.
01:01:23.880
It's just that we want her to do some honest reporting, and I understand that she's on Fox's payroll, okay?
01:01:43.240
Anybody that tells the truth now is to be shut up and shut up immediately.
01:01:47.920
If you're getting banned, if you're getting fired, the ones that stay there forever, they're the ones lying.
01:02:11.880
I don't care about the United States, the government.
01:02:17.660
I get $7 million a year, and I have my little frou-frou life in my little condo, in my little penthouse in New York City, and I'm just happy as a lark.
01:02:25.800
And it has nothing to do with the job that she did at the White House.
01:02:29.080
When she was press secretary, oh, my gosh, she did a fantastic job.
01:02:34.560
But when she's putting out figures that are wrong, President Trump has the right to defend himself.
01:02:43.700
But she couldn't hold Sarah Huckabee's dog strap.
01:02:51.460
And when she came on, everybody was like, she's doing better than Sarah.
01:03:01.240
She just had the right temperament for it, and I just thought she was wonderful.
01:03:10.200
Then she ended up being the governor of Arkansas now.
01:03:14.640
Yeah, a landslide like DeSanta has one landslide.
01:03:22.340
And I was so disappointed when she stepped down because she was just doing such a good job.
01:03:28.180
Little did I know at the time, she had her eye on the governorship, so she had to.
01:03:32.180
Well, that's a very political family, so I knew that she was.
01:03:48.320
But this is what President Trump had a problem with, and he called her Milk Toast.
01:04:02.040
I mean, I'm not voting for Kayleigh for president.
01:04:07.160
And not only that, she's said some things, too, in the past that are a little questionable.
01:04:11.960
And if you're a Trump supporter, we're very sensitive.
01:04:13.880
So Kayleigh Milk Toast McEnany just gave out the wrong poll numbers on Fox News.
01:04:20.660
I am 34 points up on DeSanctimonious, not 25 up.
01:04:27.760
She knew the number was corrected upwards by the group that did the poll.
01:04:40.820
And you know who the latest on their chopping block was?
01:04:49.560
And you've got Greta Van Susteren who's talking about this exact subject.
01:04:55.000
I know Rupert Murdoch hates me because I walked away from him and my Fox contract.
01:05:05.240
But I never thought he was so greedy that he would fire a great reporter like Laura to save himself a few dollars.
01:05:24.080
They've got a network and they're doing everything they can on social media.
01:05:30.700
You've got Fox News that are going to take over the airwaves with DeSantis supporters.
01:05:46.780
As long as we can just get our game together, which we're going to do, and get people out there and get people voting.
01:05:59.180
If we need to ballot harvest, we need to be the best ballot harvesters out there.
01:06:10.360
He said, it'll take six months for me to get us back to the way it was, not eight years.
01:06:19.020
I've been watching DeSantis go out and say, I've got eight years.
01:06:28.980
It'll take me six months to have it totally the way it was.
01:06:37.760
And it's getting criminals out of our country that have been allowed to come in so freely.
01:06:43.120
I just realized, Kat, thank you for letting me know the show's over.
01:06:50.060
You'll go another hour if I don't say something.
01:06:56.000
Yeah, I'm getting into the whole DeSantis thing.
01:07:01.000
I do want to say that tomorrow I am going to have Arizona Senator Wendy Rogers on political rendezvous.
01:07:12.540
It's at 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern time, and it's on Jules Jones Live on Rumble or julesjoneslive.com.
01:07:20.220
You can go over there, and it will direct you to the show.
01:07:24.460
But I'm really looking forward to it with all of the cheating that's been going on.
01:07:27.840
And it'll be a great conversation about what Arizona is up to.
01:07:31.580
So I look forward to having that conversation with her as well.
01:07:34.960
So if you can join us at 3 for Tea, I hope you will do so.
01:07:42.620
And I'm going to figure out how to get that account back up and running, and we'll get it back up.
01:07:57.280
They've attacked you in every way you could possibly be attacked.
01:08:06.480
You've got a clean bill of health, obviously, because they stopped really writing those huge hit pieces.
01:08:18.740
Tell everybody on the podcast everything I've done.
01:08:28.620
I wouldn't change a thing about my life if I had to live it all over again, not one thing.
01:08:34.740
It's been good, and I've laughed all the way through it, and it's a good time so far.
01:08:39.040
And that's why you're going to have a long and happy one, too, unlike some of these miserable people, I'm telling you.