In the Litter Box - FL & WI - VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 774

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00:02:17.920 Hello, hello, hello. Today is Tuesday, April 1st, 2025, episode number 774.

00:02:29.220 Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.

00:02:36.420 You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. Hey there, Cat. How are you?

00:02:43.720 April Fools!

00:02:44.800 Oh, there have been some good ones, too. I mean, everything from Bitcoin to the whole thing. Oh, my gosh.

00:02:53.240 I like April Fool's Day on X, but the problem is everything's so crazy, it's hard to tell what's true and what isn't anyway, any day.

00:03:01.740 Is that the truth? It really is. I mean, it really is hard.

00:03:05.620 Do you see our guest lineup I have for us?

00:03:07.460 I love our guest lineup. They will be joining us today, so you all are not going to want to go anywhere.

00:03:14.240 Make sure you hit that subscribe button, too, because we've got it all right here.

00:03:18.200 We've got President Trump, Elon Musk, Hulk Hogan, Kid Rock, and Tucker Carlson.

00:03:26.080 I know. Some people are like, oh, my God, this is going to be a great show.

00:03:30.580 Hit that subscribe button.

00:03:35.040 I thought it was brilliant. I absolutely did.

00:03:38.800 Earlier, I said when I got up this morning, I was going to be giving the press briefing at the White House today, and everybody was like, oh, my God, really?

00:03:46.660 And about two minutes later, oh, it's April Fool's.

00:03:50.320 That's so funny. No, and then somebody said to me, well, I thought he was going to be at the press conference.

00:03:54.520 I'm like, well, he can multitask.

00:03:59.320 Oh, man, we're bad.

00:04:01.060 Oh, we have a good time, though, don't we?

00:04:03.280 You've got to throw a few in there on April Fool's. It only comes along once a year, but it's vote day today.

00:04:08.780 That's something we're not fooling around about.

00:04:11.740 We've got to get Brad Shamel in there.

00:04:14.420 No question.

00:04:15.940 Come on, Wisconsin.

00:04:18.080 Yeah, Wisconsin's the one.

00:04:19.740 Boy, they're doing really good in Florida.

00:04:21.920 Oh, yeah.

00:04:22.720 There's a lot of turnout.

00:04:24.780 Let's see if I can find the latest here on the turnout.

00:04:27.280 I know that you have been getting this help, getting this trending, this Brad Shamel, and you know what?

00:04:33.060 I'm probably going to end up in the bot island somewhere because I have been trying to just put his name out there on every single post.

00:04:42.480 So here's the deal.

00:04:44.120 You've got download.

00:04:45.760 This is from The Persistence, Scott Pressler.

00:04:48.300 He says, download the Early Vote Action app to text Wisconsin voters from the comfort of your home.

00:04:55.960 Right now, they've got 150,000 voters that live in BOW.

00:05:01.880 He is asking every volunteer to text 20 voters a day, 150,000 voters, 7,500 volunteers equals 20 voters each.

00:05:13.500 Now, they're concerned about some of the areas.

00:05:16.680 Apparently, you've got several in Wisconsin, according to the GOP.

00:05:22.080 Several polling places have changed across the state.

00:05:25.520 You can see below of the location changes.

00:05:28.580 But if you have a question on where you can vote, all you need to do is head on over to MyVote Wisconsin.

00:05:35.580 That's MyVote.wi.gov.

00:05:38.540 And you can find your polling place.

00:05:41.080 So all you have to do is just add in your zip, and you'll be able to figure out where you need to go.

00:05:46.980 It's like six hours before polls close, so it's not long.

00:05:50.900 Yep.

00:05:51.380 And it's going to be a tight one.

00:05:55.400 You've got all of them.

00:05:56.720 They put out Kamala Harris' post.

00:05:59.100 You had two from Obama that I saw.

00:06:02.080 I said yesterday, you wouldn't believe the lying commercials they ran against Jimmy Patronus.

00:06:07.540 They acted like he was the Democrat and that Trump was supporting the other person.

00:06:11.340 And it was just, you can't even watch a TV show or sports or anything or news or anything without them going, you know, saying these lies about him.

00:06:22.080 I mean, they outspent him 100 to 1.

00:06:25.260 All the money came from California, New York, all the Democrat Party.

00:06:30.260 As it always does.

00:06:31.160 I hate to tell you guys, but Republicans are, they're like plus 19, and then we're plus, let me see, plus 19 now in District 6 Republican votes.

00:06:45.940 Not, you know, that's just how many more Republicans have voted in District 6.

00:06:52.760 And then as of, let me see here, sorry, give me a second.

00:06:56.440 But just a little while ago, I mean, in District 1, it was way up, like plus 36 or something crazy.

00:07:05.000 Plus 37.6.

00:07:07.520 No, here it is, plus 44.5 an hour ago in Florida 1.

00:07:15.720 These are wonderful races.

00:07:18.020 It is definitely going to send a message to the left because their numbers are imploding.

00:07:22.600 But in these special elections, people have got to be aware of what's going on.

00:07:27.200 And Scott Pressler has been warning about this for months now.

00:07:31.400 I think we suck at special elections, too, man.

00:07:33.820 We always have.

00:07:35.540 We always have.

00:07:37.260 We're going to get better at them.

00:07:39.400 We're going to start.

00:07:39.900 Wisconsin, though, we had to have huge turnout for him to win.

00:07:42.500 It is so far a monster turnout.

00:07:45.580 That don't mean he's automatically going to win.

00:07:47.300 And it's just, I'm just telling you, it's a big turnout happening.

00:07:50.680 And it's not even turnout time.

00:07:52.480 You know, a lot of people have to work.

00:07:53.640 They can't, they don't go until after work.

00:07:55.440 And it's, you know, 2 o'clock up there, 3 o'clock.

00:07:58.800 Wisconsin, I don't know if they're in eastern or central, but, you know, it's either 2 or 3 o'clock.

00:08:05.120 So it's 2 or 3 hours before it really turns up the heat.

00:08:09.460 In Wisconsin, the polls are open until 8 p.m.

00:08:13.360 Now, you need to show your support to Brad Shamel and then Brittany Kinzer.

00:08:19.120 And you also need to vote yes to voter ID.

00:08:24.180 Definitely.

00:08:25.460 We've got to know who's voting in our elections.

00:08:27.820 It seems like a hello, duh.

00:08:29.700 But if you don't use voter ID, you're a cheater in the story.

00:08:32.680 That's the only reason people don't use voter ID is because they're cheating.

00:08:35.220 It ain't because nobody can get IDs.

00:08:37.120 Everybody can get IDs.

00:08:38.140 That's right.

00:08:40.120 Oh, my gosh.

00:08:41.020 So I'm keeping the Restream bot.

00:08:43.140 And I'm going to tell everybody why.

00:08:44.540 Because you all can see each other's posts and your text from all across the multitude of platforms that we are now streaming live on.

00:08:53.860 And that Restream bot is going to give you a map to who's saying what, where.

00:08:59.220 So we've got them all coming in all over the place.

00:09:01.480 I mean, we're on Facebook.

00:09:02.720 We're on, we're on Kik.

00:09:05.740 We're on, you name it, Getter.

00:09:08.520 We're streaming on X, of course, is always a huge, huge audience.

00:09:12.540 And you can see the post from X.

00:09:14.860 I mean, we're all over the place.

00:09:16.440 YouTube, Facebook, even though we don't like those two.

00:09:19.260 Hey, you know what?

00:09:20.160 We're going for it.

00:09:21.880 We're going to get the message out today and every single day.

00:09:24.840 And make sure that you all are able to communicate and not lose that relationship.

00:09:31.760 Because I know that that was one of the things that you were all worried about.

00:09:34.920 Well, now you can find each other.

00:09:36.220 Delive is kicking over there as well.

00:09:39.400 I mean, we just, we're just all over the place.

00:09:41.880 It has been a long week.

00:09:46.660 It has definitely been a long week.

00:09:48.840 And I'm still working on the websites.

00:09:51.520 Yeah, we're going to do, we're going to do our own thing.

00:09:53.300 We got advertisers calling us left and right that want to advertise.

00:09:57.180 We just got to, it's going to take a few weeks to set all that up.

00:09:59.920 It's unreal.

00:10:01.060 I mean, the response has been huge.

00:10:04.600 And so we're really excited about what lays ahead for us in this show.

00:10:11.000 I had no idea.

00:10:12.400 I mean, at first I know a lot of people were really upset about it.

00:10:14.880 But now it looks like there's a whole bunch of excitement and momentum building.

00:10:18.940 I'm getting all kinds of emails.

00:10:20.520 I was texting and emailing people into the night.

00:10:24.860 So this is really great.

00:10:26.400 And we're going to meet new people too.

00:10:28.140 Hey, you know, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:10:31.120 So as they say.

00:10:32.540 Yeah, this has nothing to do with money, by the way.

00:10:34.620 Oh, not at all.

00:10:35.900 No, no, no.

00:10:36.680 This kind of reminds me of how we started, Kat.

00:10:39.280 Because we never really got paid that much.

00:10:41.340 No, we definitely didn't.

00:10:44.480 I mean, you saw what you got just the other day, right?

00:10:47.080 I mean, the $33.38 or whatever it was that I sent you.

00:10:50.160 Amen.

00:10:51.040 Yeah, I mean, cup of coffee on you.

00:10:53.940 Yeah, that's actually what a cup of coffee at Starbucks costs now, $33.

00:10:57.820 And it sucks.

00:10:59.020 Exactly.

00:10:59.840 How does anybody drink that?

00:11:00.920 I've never understood how anybody drinks that bitter owl piss.

00:11:04.720 I know.

00:11:05.220 That's what you've always called it.

00:11:07.060 It's just bitter, burnt.

00:11:10.040 Ugh.

00:11:10.620 It's just like, you can't put enough.

00:11:12.560 And I like, I can drink coffee black.

00:11:14.960 No problem.

00:11:15.300 I can drink it anyway.

00:11:16.380 I mean, I prefer it with a little half and half and some Tupelo honey in it.

00:11:19.780 It's my favorite.

00:11:20.280 But I can drink it anyway, but not that, man.

00:11:24.120 When it's so bitter, I just don't get it.

00:11:27.660 I just don't get it.

00:11:28.420 It's just the fad or something.

00:11:29.760 I don't get it.

00:11:30.840 I mean, how can anybody like that?

00:11:33.500 It's really not good.

00:11:34.900 Ah, it's terrible.

00:11:35.880 Whenever I see the logo now, I see an owl, just so you know, because of what you have said.

00:11:40.740 I don't see the woman or whatever, the coffee chick that's in there, whatever they're trying to, you know, portray.

00:11:47.160 No, I see the owl.

00:11:49.600 It's expensive.

00:11:50.880 Because of you.

00:11:51.740 It is.

00:11:53.300 It is.

00:11:54.040 And it's fattening.

00:11:55.160 If you get into some of those drinks, oh my gosh, the sugar that's in all that stuff?

00:11:58.480 No way.

00:11:59.240 Yeah.

00:11:59.920 No matter what, I never put sugar in coffee.

00:12:02.740 But I mean, I do like honey.

00:12:04.380 If you've never tried just some good honey in coffee, it's delicious.

00:12:08.440 Well, honey's good for you anyway.

00:12:10.740 It truly is.

00:12:11.380 There's just nothing better than honey.

00:12:13.500 Absolutely.

00:12:14.340 Try it sometime.

00:12:15.260 If you like sugar in your coffee, replace it with some good Tupelo honey.

00:12:18.880 That sounds good.

00:12:20.520 Absolutely.

00:12:20.780 It is so good.

00:12:21.700 It does.

00:12:22.780 Well, there's all kinds of things that are going on around here.

00:12:27.020 I mean, we've got the House that is going to vote, speaking of voter ID, on the SAVE Act this week,

00:12:34.680 which would require proof of citizenship for voter registration and securing the U.S. elections.

00:12:41.440 So this is a big deal.

00:12:43.120 They know, they have heard, and they've learned that we've got a problem in our elections.

00:12:49.000 So it's being led by Representative Chip Roy, a Republican Texas, and it is backed by nearly 60 Republican lawmakers.

00:12:58.760 This hard-hitting bill is a direct response to the growing assault on election integrity driven by the Democrats' reckless open border agenda

00:13:06.940 and the radical left's obsession with weakening our voting system.

00:13:12.280 So they are trying to bring all of this in, and, of course, ID has got to be required.

00:13:19.380 President Trump has been talking about it.

00:13:21.600 Speaker Mike Johnson, he's talking about it as well on the SAVE Act that the House will vote on later in the week.

00:13:29.420 So we're ready.

00:13:31.220 It's amazing that you have to actually say, oh, present an ID in order to vote.

00:13:35.340 But that's where we are.

00:13:38.480 Eli Crane, I mean, they're all talking about it.

00:13:42.240 So it requires individuals to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote in federal elections.

00:13:51.560 It requires states to remove non-citizens from their official list of eligible voters.

00:13:57.140 It establishes criminal penalties for election officials who register applicants to vote without proof of U.S. citizenship.

00:14:06.820 Easy yes vote.

00:14:09.100 But we know the Democrats are not going to be on board with it.

00:14:11.700 So we need every single Republican on board.

00:14:15.120 The, you know, CNN, it was probably two weeks ago they put out the Democrats had a 29% approval rating, their lowest.

00:14:24.180 Then it went to 28.

00:14:26.140 And then last week it went to 26.

00:14:28.180 And then today, CNN reports it went to 21.

00:14:32.580 They're bombing.

00:14:33.640 Yeah.

00:14:33.860 Keep putting Crockett out there to talk all that ghetto trash, that fake ghetto trash.

00:14:39.680 She's really a rich kid.

00:14:41.080 Oh, my gosh.

00:14:41.840 But she's trying to change her too.

00:14:43.500 She put on her rich girl voice, white voice on today.

00:14:47.960 That is funny as ever.

00:14:50.740 She must have been told, hey, you got to lay off that.

00:14:54.020 Stop with the fake ghetto accent that everybody knows you're faking.

00:14:57.860 Wow.

00:14:58.560 So we've come a long way from, what was she calling him, you know, firewheels or whatever?

00:15:03.560 I don't know.

00:15:04.440 But anyhow, she's totally changed her tune, like Kamala does every second of the day.

00:15:10.180 Here she is actually talking like a normal person for a change.

00:15:14.180 The problem that we have right now is that if we continue down this road, then we will not have a rule of law because we have people that are currently serving and they're saying things like, ignore the judge's order.

00:15:25.020 So you can see the difference.

00:15:28.400 It has all been announced.

00:15:29.900 Yesterday was, yeah, that's right.

00:15:34.640 Today's like, that's a grapey pop.

00:15:36.800 It's a grapey pop.

00:15:38.040 It's wild to me.

00:15:40.200 It's just fake.

00:15:41.280 It's just actors.

00:15:42.500 Yep.

00:15:43.720 Absolutely.

00:15:44.660 That's why people like Trump.

00:15:46.660 And that's why people like Elon.

00:15:48.140 It doesn't matter if you might not like their personality, but it never changes.

00:15:52.660 They don't go into a group of people and the Democrats have been, they've been pandering for so long.

00:15:58.360 I mean, Kamala Harris did it.

00:15:59.780 She'd go to a black church.

00:16:01.520 I ain't no way, Tires.

00:16:03.520 And then, you know, and then Biden was the worst.

00:16:07.460 He was raised by whoever in the hell he was talking to.

00:16:10.760 He's at the Irish.

00:16:11.740 Oh, where were we at?

00:16:12.740 The Irish, Irish convention.

00:16:14.900 I was raised by Irish.

00:16:17.300 He was raised by everybody.

00:16:19.840 He was at Polo.

00:16:20.700 I'm not kidding.

00:16:21.600 I was raised by Polo, Polo, Polox.

00:16:25.860 And then, he's at a black church.

00:16:28.020 I didn't know if y'all know this, but I was raised singing in the black choir.

00:16:31.880 Oh, my God.

00:16:33.320 I used to be in a Catholic school down there, Billy Bob's Catholic School.

00:16:37.640 I used to come by and sneak in and sing in the black choirs.

00:16:43.040 And I was raised in the black churches.

00:16:44.700 He said that.

00:16:46.400 Oh, man.

00:16:47.980 He just didn't know where he was.

00:16:49.980 He's living with the Catholics.

00:16:51.160 I was raised Catholic.

00:16:52.660 It's the wildest thing you've ever seen with Joe Biden.

00:16:56.280 Joe Biden never even knew where he was.

00:16:57.840 I mean, you remember Corn Pop, who was a bad dude, right?

00:17:01.260 I mean, that whole thing.

00:17:03.360 It's just nuts.

00:17:04.240 And roaches crawling up his legs and his hairy legs.

00:17:08.520 And I just never could figure him out exactly.

00:17:11.300 But then you also had Hillary Clinton, hot sauce in my bag.

00:17:15.340 Remember all of that?

00:17:16.240 That nonsense.

00:17:17.480 Guess what I carried in my purse?

00:17:18.920 Black radio station.

00:17:20.240 What?

00:17:21.120 Hot sauce.

00:17:22.020 God, oh, my.

00:17:23.340 Why did you just look at her?

00:17:25.160 Oh.

00:17:26.840 Their mouth went open.

00:17:28.760 It's just like, God.

00:17:31.200 Man.

00:17:31.820 It just doesn't make any sense.

00:17:33.640 It says, what if she was in an Italian radio station?

00:17:37.300 Guess what?

00:17:37.780 I carry my bag.

00:17:39.020 What?

00:17:40.420 Romano cheese spread.

00:17:42.540 Oh.

00:17:45.620 It's just so weird.

00:17:47.600 It doesn't make any sense at all.

00:17:50.580 None of it.

00:17:51.180 She's at a Greek station.

00:17:52.180 She's at a Greek station.

00:17:52.320 Guess what?

00:17:52.660 I carry my bag of what?

00:17:53.400 Baklava.

00:17:54.640 Oh, my gosh.

00:17:56.060 Well, do you remember, Kat?

00:17:58.500 This was crazy.

00:17:59.880 But do you remember when you had Joe Biden who was eating fried chicken with the black family?

00:18:06.460 Oh, my God.

00:18:08.120 And I know.

00:18:09.780 They tried to act like that was normal.

00:18:12.240 Oh, my God.

00:18:14.000 Even there was black people on the left that was going, what are you doing?

00:18:19.020 I said, yeah, you're losing the vote.

00:18:21.360 So Joe Biden is starting to lose the black vote.

00:18:24.660 He did.

00:18:25.040 I mean, man, I think Trump got 27%, which is they normally get 7%.

00:18:29.000 That's a hollow wave of losing the black male vote.

00:18:34.580 And so they're, well, we got to do something.

00:18:36.940 We got to stage something.

00:18:37.900 I know, says his handlers.

00:18:40.200 Let's have him go into the family and talk sports while eating some fried chicken.

00:18:47.260 It's a great idea, man.

00:18:49.060 It won't look like we're pandering at all.

00:18:51.480 It'll look so real.

00:18:53.300 I've got it up on the screen right now.

00:18:55.940 And you can see Joe looks so lost.

00:18:58.980 I mean, and he's having a burger.

00:19:02.500 Yeah.

00:19:03.080 He's having a burger.

00:19:04.000 And at the end, somebody says, Joe, if you eat fried chicken, too, we're going to throw you the burger.

00:19:10.000 Oh, God.

00:19:11.380 The whole thing is just so crazy.

00:19:14.020 I'm so sick of it.

00:19:14.640 And then Kamala Harris.

00:19:16.380 Kamala Harris, who's, by the way, she's Jamaican and something else, but Indian or whatever her family tries.

00:19:25.340 And the thing about it is nobody cares.

00:19:27.540 Nobody cares where you're from.

00:19:28.960 They're the ones making it a big deal.

00:19:30.420 And then she comes out of a record store with real records, you know.

00:19:37.420 I mean, vinyl.

00:19:38.420 Oh, my gosh.

00:19:39.160 What you got?

00:19:40.740 Oh, man.

00:19:41.600 I bought some of my favorite.

00:19:42.940 I got some.

00:19:44.160 I got some Jackson 5.

00:19:47.040 I got some James Brown.

00:19:49.040 I got some Aretha Franklin.

00:19:52.200 And she goes, this is my favorite record in the world.

00:19:55.420 It was somebody else.

00:19:56.400 This is the best record, my favorite I've ever had.

00:19:59.440 And I'm like, oh, yeah?

00:20:00.920 Well, I got a question.

00:20:01.960 If it's your favorite record you listen to all the time, how come you ain't buying it?

00:20:05.700 How come you don't know you already have it?

00:20:07.620 It was so bizarre.

00:20:10.060 It was so awkward and so scary.

00:20:12.140 I got some Aretha Franklin.

00:20:13.940 I even got some comedy.

00:20:15.180 I got Richard Pryor on here.

00:20:16.800 Oh.

00:20:17.620 My God.

00:20:18.460 It was that bad.

00:20:19.860 It was that bad.

00:20:20.800 It truly was.

00:20:22.020 I mean, there are a lot of things that we, and I've actually got it up here so we can watch it.

00:20:27.620 Craziness.

00:20:28.540 But, yes.

00:20:28.840 You got that one, too?

00:20:30.060 Yes.

00:20:30.580 I'm moving fast today.

00:20:33.060 She's just nuts, though.

00:20:34.540 I mean, here she is coming out.

00:20:36.160 Vice President, what did you get?

00:20:39.060 And, of course, this, oh, I guess I have to, here she is.

00:20:43.240 Let me get this up here for y'all.

00:20:46.620 So, okay, so I, do you know music?

00:20:49.940 Hi.

00:20:50.620 Okay.

00:20:51.020 So, first of all, Charlie Mingus, really one of the greatest jazz performers ever.

00:20:57.640 One of my favorite albums of all time.

00:20:59.840 Roy Ayers, Everybody Loves Sunshine.

00:21:02.060 You know this one?

00:21:03.040 It's so good.

00:21:04.060 It's a classic.

00:21:06.320 And then, Porn Game Best.

00:21:08.300 Right?

00:21:09.000 And this is a beautiful one.

00:21:10.320 It's Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong.

00:21:12.580 So, there you go.

00:21:13.660 Louis Armstrong.

00:21:14.860 Oh, my gosh.

00:21:15.400 Yeah.

00:21:16.060 There's nothing like when she gets drunk at night.

00:21:18.840 Oh, Dougie.

00:21:20.360 Dougie.

00:21:21.340 Give me some.

00:21:22.080 Stop screaming.

00:21:23.080 Pull out of the maid.

00:21:24.600 Could you pull out of the maid?

00:21:26.740 Hand me some Louis Armstrong album.

00:21:30.140 With some Doritos.

00:21:32.640 Yeah.

00:21:34.160 Yeah, don't slap me.

00:21:37.100 Oh, my.

00:21:37.880 Can you get out of the maid for a second?

00:21:41.100 Give me some of that.

00:21:42.560 Because there's nothing I like to jam.

00:21:44.880 More than I'm drinking my five bottles of wine a night.

00:21:47.420 And that's some Louis Armstrong from the old days.

00:21:49.960 Oh, my gosh.

00:21:50.420 And make sure you play it on our, you know, our record thing that you know they got.

00:21:56.800 Like, they don't.

00:21:57.600 They have a three-player or something.

00:22:00.340 Oh, my God.

00:22:01.560 Spit it on the vinyl.

00:22:03.300 That is so sick.

00:22:05.100 I mean, they really think that people buy that stuff.

00:22:08.520 And you just don't.

00:22:09.840 They have a focus group.

00:22:11.220 Say, hey, she's losing the black vote.

00:22:13.060 Here's what you do.

00:22:14.160 We're going to do an event.

00:22:15.160 And they just happen to be outside of, you know, just happen to be outside there.

00:22:19.540 Just like, man, just a record company that sells real vinyl.

00:22:23.460 And wherever they were, there happens to be just somebody going, hey, what'd you buy?

00:22:28.220 When she comes out.

00:22:29.680 Oh, everything I could find with somebody that's black and the whole cover's a black person.

00:22:35.840 It is so embarrassing.

00:22:38.460 This should infuriate black people, man, to be pandered to like that.

00:22:42.840 It's so disrespectful.

00:22:45.240 Well, you would think that it would.

00:22:46.980 I mean, you would think that that would be the automatic response.

00:22:50.280 But they play along with it.

00:22:51.960 Because generally, you've got a whole bunch of Democrats.

00:22:54.800 It's totally set up.

00:22:56.480 I mean, you remember when she was mocked over her bizarre Doritos word salad, right?

00:23:02.020 And then she went to Atlanta and had twerkers up there.

00:23:04.840 She paid them $2 million and shaked her ass.

00:23:07.100 She said, shake that ass.

00:23:08.560 We're going to get some votes.

00:23:13.080 It's so crazy.

00:23:13.920 Because there's nothing like, you know, doesn't like bringing independence over that we're losing.

00:23:20.020 Just like twerking, you know, in front of 12-year-old kids.

00:23:24.500 Wild as ever.

00:23:25.860 I mean, you remember when she went on that rant and she said, we did DoorDash because I wanted Doritos.

00:23:31.320 And the red carpet part was about to start.

00:23:33.960 Nobody wanted to leave to go to the grocery store.

00:23:36.280 So it was DoorDash.

00:23:37.600 So I was willing to give up whatever might be the tracking of Kamala Harris's particular fondness for nacho cheese Doritos for the sake of getting a big bag of Doritos as I watched the Oscars.

00:23:49.780 That's what she said.

00:23:50.800 She was so bad.

00:23:52.500 They would go into 7-Eleven type gas station stores and they would replace every single worker with an actor because she couldn't even walk in and just say, hey, man, what's up?

00:24:06.240 And just like, you know, you see when Trump goes into the McDonald's worker and he's sitting there just bullshitting with a man and laughing and joking.

00:24:14.560 And, of course, nothing's planned.

00:24:16.920 Talking to everybody.

00:24:18.440 Knows how to talk to people.

00:24:19.940 He's a regular guy.

00:24:20.900 And that's what they've been doing.

00:24:23.440 It's only got a 21% approval rate and falling right now.

00:24:26.420 They're trying all the fake shit.

00:24:28.540 The one reason they're falling worse than anything besides not having a leader is they're taking all, you know, they're taking the positions of the 10% of the population and the 90% approval.

00:24:42.260 Even the Democrats, they're like, they're complaining about Trump sending murderers back.

00:24:49.640 You know what I mean?

00:24:50.400 There's nothing.

00:24:51.680 They're just, there's nothing.

00:24:53.220 They're all losing issues by a mile and they won't shut up about them.

00:24:57.440 Then they got all these people like Crockett out there with their fake ghetto accent and AOC.

00:25:02.940 And then they dug Bernie back up.

00:25:05.640 Great.

00:25:06.780 And we got him back up.

00:25:08.200 We assumed his body.

00:25:10.340 We put a defibrillator on him.

00:25:15.080 We got him moving again.

00:25:16.340 He's going to come up there.

00:25:18.200 Billionaires.

00:25:18.980 We ought to tax the billionaires.

00:25:21.120 Tax the billionaires.

00:25:22.660 I mean, God, they don't have no damn game, man.

00:25:25.160 They're wrecked.

00:25:26.360 You're so right, too.

00:25:29.140 I mean, really, when they start turning the Bernie card out, that's sad.

00:25:33.500 The funniest thing about Bernie, I've been watching that stupid dude for years, that communist.

00:25:38.460 And for years, we got to tax the millionaires and billionaires.

00:25:43.080 And then they come out with this huge story on 60 Minutes about eight years ago that he was worth four or five million now.

00:25:49.120 And he's going to take an awesome money.

00:25:50.460 After that, he just dropped the millionaire and just says billionaires now because he's a millionaire.

00:25:55.920 Oh, it's well, I mean, so it shouldn't surprise anybody that you've got them from 26 percent to now 21 percent, as you pointed out there on CNN.

00:26:06.580 They will.

00:26:07.340 Yeah.

00:26:07.640 Play it.

00:26:08.160 They will not stop.

00:26:09.160 No, they won't.

00:26:10.140 Here you go.

00:26:12.920 Holy Toledo voters views of the Democrats in Congress among all voters disapprove 68 percent.

00:26:18.920 And look at the approved number, just 21 percent, even lower than the Democratic Party at large.

00:26:25.680 This is the lowest on record for Democrats, according to Quinnipiac University polling.

00:26:30.480 You think these numbers are bad?

00:26:31.820 Let's go to this side of the screen.

00:26:33.280 We'll look how Democratic voters feel.

00:26:35.040 Get this.

00:26:35.780 The plurality of Democratic voters disapprove of Democrats in Congress at 49 percent.

00:26:40.860 And just 40 percent approved.

00:26:44.420 Horrible, horrible, horrible.

00:26:46.440 Oh, my God.

00:26:46.920 Horrible, horrible, horrible.

00:26:49.020 Here's a good idea, Democrats.

00:26:50.860 Start blowing up some Tesla plants.

00:26:53.060 That's really helping you.

00:26:54.520 I mean, now they've got their little soldiers out there keying Tesla plants, blowing up Tesla plants, doing car bombs, attacking just people driving their car, trying to get to work,

00:27:06.280 who said, hey, I'm going to buy a Tesla, you know, two or three years ago before Elon, when Elon was a Democrat.

00:27:12.720 That's right.

00:27:13.740 I mean, a lot of leftists own owns these cars.

00:27:16.980 I mean, this is what they bought.

00:27:18.500 Right.

00:27:19.200 These are battery operated vehicles.

00:27:21.900 This is what they wanted.

00:27:23.260 This is what they believe in.

00:27:24.720 And you're all Democrats.

00:27:26.180 Yeah.

00:27:26.700 You're all you're all Democrats.

00:27:28.060 This is why the Democrats and then you think this is a good look just going against everything Trump's trying to.

00:27:35.060 They're trying to, you know, they're going against corruption.

00:27:38.360 They're going against just blatantly stealing trillions of dollars every year.

00:27:42.700 And they're going against that.

00:27:44.240 And here comes the Democrats.

00:27:45.160 We don't want them to do that either.

00:27:47.140 I mean, my God, keep it up.

00:27:48.740 You're going to have a six percent.

00:27:49.960 Your party's going to be completely dead.

00:27:51.860 Oh, yeah.

00:27:53.020 I mean, you're crazy, man.

00:27:55.160 You don't have you don't have any message.

00:27:56.740 There's name something anybody out there.

00:27:59.520 We've got tens of thousands of people listening that the Democrat Party does to help a single person.

00:28:04.720 Everything they do is to just gain power.

00:28:07.680 Everything.

00:28:08.700 They want to turn these criminals right.

00:28:11.340 These gang members back.

00:28:13.860 They want their planes to turn around and come back into the United States.

00:28:17.700 I mean, that's just an idea.

00:28:18.820 This is after they have raped, murdered, killed people in the United States, our citizens.

00:28:26.020 I mean, come on, Democrats.

00:28:27.400 Really?

00:28:28.100 They're so bad.

00:28:29.860 And I'm just glad that they are because they are doing the damage that we couldn't even do to them.

00:28:35.900 Truly by taking these positions that they have.

00:28:38.820 And this is huge.

00:28:39.900 God almighty.

00:28:42.940 They're crazy.

00:28:44.340 I know.

00:28:45.380 But, you know, and how long have I been saying this?

00:28:48.700 Just don't get mad at them.

00:28:50.120 I've been saying this for weeks.

00:28:51.260 And everybody's like, oh, my God, you can believe what they're saying.

00:28:53.720 Oh, we want them out there.

00:28:55.700 We don't want Harry Sisson to go away because he was giving women nudes or whatever.

00:29:00.620 We want him back out there talking again.

00:29:03.000 We want all these people.

00:29:04.540 They're what do I call them?

00:29:06.040 They're voter repellent.

00:29:07.720 All their influence.

00:29:08.700 All them little sissy boys.

00:29:10.180 Yep.

00:29:10.560 They're all male voter repellent.

00:29:12.700 It's just like all you got to do is watch three of them for five minutes.

00:29:15.540 And a male will literally never even think about even a beta male won't even consider voting for a Democrat again.

00:29:23.460 Let them all talk.

00:29:24.560 Keep talking.

00:29:25.200 Keep that old Crockett out there.

00:29:26.460 Talk some more ghetto shit.

00:29:28.060 You can do it, girl.

00:29:30.920 It's just, I mean, really, you just can't even listen.

00:29:33.300 Well, and the fact that she attacks reporters who are asking her questions.

00:29:38.640 And now she has an investigation that is being looked into her behavior and that whole thing.

00:29:44.760 They're giving their other, and who's their other hero they love?

00:29:48.860 That Luigi guy that shot the guy in the back is getting the death penalty now.

00:29:52.800 Death penalty, Kat?

00:29:53.860 Yeah, I hope they convict him, and I hope he gets a quick death penalty.

00:29:57.400 I'd love to see it within the next year.

00:30:00.260 Wow.

00:30:01.020 Well.

00:30:01.580 Well, why did he give that other guy?

00:30:03.340 Exactly.

00:30:03.620 Oh, my God.

00:30:04.400 Shot him in the back.

00:30:05.740 Yeah.

00:30:05.980 And here they come.

00:30:06.780 He's the CEO of a company, of an insurance company.

00:30:09.960 He deserves to die.

00:30:10.880 That's the left.

00:30:11.660 He did.

00:30:12.420 A father or two, man, who got a job.

00:30:15.040 He worked his way up into a company.

00:30:17.540 And he's walking in the road.

00:30:19.540 He's just walking down the street.

00:30:21.000 And then all of a sudden a bullet goes to his back and kills him.

00:30:24.200 I mean, I've said this before.

00:30:27.760 Look at any John Wayne Western.

00:30:30.060 Look at any of the old black and white movies.

00:30:33.160 Look at history.

00:30:35.720 Ever since the gun was invented, what's the most cowardly thing you can do in all the Westerns, even?

00:30:42.920 Shooting somebody in the back was the biggest sin, the biggest coward.

00:30:47.800 The automatic, you would get the rope.

00:30:50.700 Automatic, you'd get hung back in the West days.

00:30:54.000 And that was the most cowardice thing in the world, to shoot somebody in the back.

00:30:57.820 Just go up and shoot them in the back.

00:31:00.060 And if that don't deserve the death penalty, nothing does.

00:31:04.000 Oh, you know.

00:31:05.440 Just go up on the street.

00:31:06.560 That's just an execution for no reason.

00:31:09.960 It's so true.

00:31:11.360 That'll wipe the smirk right off his face.

00:31:13.640 Well, and his supporters.

00:31:16.000 I mean, the whole thing.

00:31:16.980 The fact that you have got all of these fangirls that are showing up whenever he has a trial date and everything else.

00:31:22.980 It's like the Manson group.

00:31:24.440 He is not somebody to fall all over, I can assure you.

00:31:28.560 I don't care how lonely you are.

00:31:30.920 There are plenty of people out there that you can find that isn't like this guy.

00:31:35.700 But President Trump has talked about the death penalty before.

00:31:40.460 And so.

00:31:41.200 The left.

00:31:42.040 Remember, they went nuts over the Boston bomber.

00:31:44.220 Right.

00:31:45.900 Right.

00:31:47.940 So this is really.

00:31:50.080 It's going to be interesting to see how this whole thing turns out.

00:31:53.040 But you've got Pam Bondi who has said, look, she is definitely going to seek the death penalty for Luigi.

00:32:00.160 So bye bye, Luigi.

00:32:02.140 That's it.

00:32:02.780 I mean, he's going to have his day in court and go through the system and everything else.

00:32:07.700 But it's going to be interesting to watch how the left responds to all of that.

00:32:12.920 As you know, there's going to be appeal after appeal after appeal.

00:32:16.480 And they're going to get all upset about the whole thing.

00:32:20.360 But you know what?

00:32:21.740 In the very end, this man, like you said, shot somebody square in the back.

00:32:26.340 Guy did was just going about his business.

00:32:28.140 Had no idea that was going to happen that day.

00:32:31.840 Yeah.

00:32:32.140 Yeah.

00:32:32.420 You need to make an.

00:32:33.560 This is what the death penalty is for.

00:32:35.380 You got to make an example to someone like this who thinks he can just go up.

00:32:39.780 And hey, I don't like.

00:32:41.340 I got an insurance grievance.

00:32:43.040 I'm just going to go up and execute somebody on the streets in the back.

00:32:46.440 Yep.

00:32:48.220 It's so true.

00:32:49.940 I mean, but this is what you're going to have.

00:32:52.320 You know, of course, President Trump, this is a great meme.

00:32:54.640 And let's add some happy little tears because you're going to hear them scream over this.

00:33:01.000 And there's President Trump painting.

00:33:03.680 But President Trump has alluded to the death penalty and has said before, you know, I'm

00:33:08.420 not sure if the American people are ready for it yet, but it could be on the horizon.

00:33:14.560 I think it should be.

00:33:15.640 I mean, there are crimes that absolutely constitute something like this.

00:33:20.340 And this is one of them.

00:33:22.040 So it's going to be a new day.

00:33:23.780 There's only way there's only one way that people are going to learn that there are consequences

00:33:28.140 to their actions.

00:33:29.720 And that just posted.

00:33:31.620 I just posted a video from Benny Johnson.

00:33:34.660 He had a Martin Mitchell, the pollster on there and said, signal gate backfired on the

00:33:38.600 Democrats.

00:33:39.300 President Trump's approval ratings trended up after it.

00:33:43.920 Every time.

00:33:46.220 Every time.

00:33:47.900 And trust me, there were some Republicans in on that, too.

00:33:50.300 I mean, this is something you see, the House is out now, right?

00:33:54.900 They're not voting on anything else this week.

00:33:56.680 They couldn't get the Republicans to vote on punishing the judge and taking the judge's

00:34:00.720 powers away from trying to be the president.

00:34:02.780 They didn't have enough votes.

00:34:04.060 Yep.

00:34:05.800 Yep.

00:34:06.500 And so they have to take another break.

00:34:08.340 Yeah.

00:34:09.340 So they don't have the votes because there's always these Republicans, you know, and they

00:34:13.340 just hate Trump.

00:34:15.120 But that's why we got to get these two Florida people, the two Florida people in there.

00:34:19.520 And I know Jimmy Petronis personally.

00:34:21.000 He'll be voting whatever Trump, you know, his agenda is.

00:34:24.520 He will.

00:34:25.000 It'll be automatic vote.

00:34:26.300 Well, and that's another reason why two votes right there.

00:34:29.620 That's another reason why President Trump had to pull the nomination for Elise Stefanik because

00:34:34.740 he said, hey, look, we've got to have her votes.

00:34:37.540 We've got to rally around and come together.

00:34:40.180 We need unity in this party and we need everybody to vote the way we need them to.

00:34:44.960 And so, of course, he said, look, you know what?

00:34:47.440 I'm going to have to nominate somebody else.

00:34:49.600 And I'm sure she was bummed.

00:34:51.440 I'm sure she would have loved that position.

00:34:53.340 It would have been exciting for her.

00:34:54.720 I was screaming from the beginning, stop picking senators and congressmen, man, for these positions.

00:35:00.260 We got like a half of a person lead here.

00:35:02.700 Yep.

00:35:03.100 I mean, there's times you can, there's times you can't.

00:35:06.940 It's so sad.

00:35:08.120 I mean, but it's what it is.

00:35:10.000 And it's because we've got a whole bunch of rhinos.

00:35:13.340 It's not just about right now.

00:35:15.940 If they get in there, if they get, she's an automatic win two years from now.

00:35:22.180 And so if we lose the house, they're going to impeach him every single day over everything

00:35:28.100 again like they did last time.

00:35:30.180 Claudia was leaving for her pickleball tournament.

00:35:32.360 I've been visualizing my match all week.

00:35:35.120 She was so focused on visualizing that she didn't see the column behind her car on her

00:35:39.200 backhand side.

00:35:41.120 Good thing Claudia's with Intact, the insurer with the largest network of auto service centers

00:35:45.660 in the country.

00:35:46.760 Everything was taken care of under one roof and she was on her way in a rental car in

00:35:50.580 no time.

00:35:51.080 I made it to my tournament and lost in the first round.

00:35:54.420 But you got there on time.

00:35:56.540 Intact Insurance.

00:35:57.680 Your auto service ace.

00:35:59.160 Certain conditions apply.

00:36:00.020 When I found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from Winners, I started wondering,

00:36:05.400 Is every fabulous item I see from Winners?

00:36:08.760 Like that woman over there with the designer jeans.

00:36:11.740 Are those from Winners?

00:36:13.240 Ooh, are those beautiful gold earrings?

00:36:15.660 Did she pay full price?

00:36:17.020 Or that leather tote?

00:36:18.040 Or that cashmere sweater?

00:36:19.220 Or those knee-high boots?

00:36:20.660 That dress?

00:36:21.500 That jacket?

00:36:22.160 Those shoes?

00:36:22.840 Is anyone paying full price for anything?

00:36:26.180 Stop wondering.

00:36:27.460 Start winning.

00:36:28.360 Winners find fabulous for less.

00:36:31.080 It's so true.

00:36:32.240 So they, I mean, here she could have been the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations and

00:36:37.900 they, he had to say, I'm sorry, we're going to have to keep you in New York doing what

00:36:43.220 you do.

00:36:43.880 It's just too important.

00:36:46.120 But Senator Chuck Grassley did introduce the Judicial Relief Clarification Act to reign in

00:36:52.040 these activist judges.

00:36:53.120 He was the one that said, hey, we got to do something about this.

00:36:56.220 Just because of everybody saying, hey, we didn't elect these activist judges to have

00:37:01.420 this kind of power.

00:37:02.720 We voted for President Trump.

00:37:04.740 81 million people showed up to hand him a mandate.

00:37:10.180 You got to listen to that.

00:37:12.000 And then, of course, you've got Elon Musk, who is always, you know, he is so transparent.

00:37:17.660 That whole thing with Ashley is just wild.

00:37:21.000 Just trying to mind my own business.

00:37:23.240 Let's not go to bed early.

00:37:24.740 And here comes General Hospital.

00:37:28.320 It is true.

00:37:29.940 But she started it, man.

00:37:31.620 She invited somebody.

00:37:32.540 I'm selling this and I'm selling this.

00:37:35.360 And I made a bunch of derogatory comments about him.

00:37:38.980 And I mean, it's just not going to go well.

00:37:41.000 No, it's definitely not going to go well.

00:37:44.260 And, of course, she calls the reporters when she has her Tesla.

00:37:49.680 You know, she's selling it for 100 grand.

00:37:51.840 And then he discloses immediately how much money he's paid her.

00:37:55.080 She's got some people around.

00:37:58.200 She's not dumb.

00:37:59.640 She's got some people around her giving her bad advice.

00:38:03.000 It's just really taxing.

00:38:04.640 Yeah, and then it's just like Elon's a counterpuncher like Trump.

00:38:07.880 Now, he's not going to say anything.

00:38:11.060 He's going to keep his mouth shut about private business.

00:38:13.920 And, you know, of most things, he's not just going to come out just swinging at somebody for no reason.

00:38:18.880 But, you know, he'll get pushed and pushed and pushed.

00:38:22.320 And once he gets pushed so far, he's going to come back.

00:38:24.260 And he's going to come back and hit twice as hard.

00:38:25.940 And that's exactly Trump.

00:38:28.200 I'm like that.

00:38:28.960 I don't just attack people on X.

00:38:33.260 Just about all the trolls I race you is because they're attacking me.

00:38:37.540 It's true.

00:38:38.240 But this was definitely, if you were up last night and you were just kind of, you know, looking around X and this story pops up, you have Laura Loomer who says gold digger.

00:38:49.020 And then Laura Loomer starts it.

00:38:51.380 She starts it.

00:38:52.800 She's like gold digger and professional gaslighter Ashley St.

00:38:57.280 Claire was caught on camera outside of her ritzy Manhattan condo paid for by her sugar daddy, Elon Musk, selling her $100,000 Tesla.

00:39:06.180 She said she was gifted to by her by her Elon Musk during their romantic relationship.

00:39:14.040 She said she's selling it to make up for $100,000 in alleged cuts to her child support payments from Elon.

00:39:22.800 She took a jab at Elon Musk, telling people to check the Tesla stock, adding, I'm not the only one cleaning up after Elon's messes.

00:39:33.980 Ashley, as I reported, has hired an anti-Trump lawyer, a whole group of them, to sue Elon Musk.

00:39:41.800 He was ordered by the court to take a paternity test.

00:39:45.340 So here are her comments.

00:39:46.760 It was totally staged.

00:39:48.520 I mean, completely.

00:39:49.360 I'm selling it because I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our Spanish child.

00:39:58.780 Why do you think that he did that?

00:40:01.460 That's a great question for him.

00:40:04.400 You feel like he was sort of like negative against you in some way?

00:40:08.320 Yeah, that's his notice operandi when women speak out.

00:40:13.100 When was the last time that you used vote to him or tried to speak out?

00:40:15.840 February 13th.

00:40:19.420 He's just not responding to you at all.

00:40:22.720 How would you characterize him as the way he's without a...

00:40:26.060 I'm so good.

00:40:30.340 You can check the stops.

00:40:32.260 I'm not the only one.

00:40:35.080 We're all good.

00:40:35.440 We're not going to get you.

00:40:37.440 Isn't that...

00:40:43.540 And again, for somebody to come pick up your car like that, you don't even have to be there.

00:40:48.120 They'll do it for you.

00:40:49.440 Well, that's the whole thing.

00:40:50.760 I mean, she called this so that she could get his attention.

00:40:54.400 He goes...

00:40:55.040 And he responded to this.

00:40:56.360 He goes...

00:40:56.880 And then I couldn't even believe there was a response.

00:40:58.800 I was like, oh my God, this ain't good.

00:41:00.420 Well, he said, I don't know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out.

00:41:07.020 No court order is needed.

00:41:08.960 Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5 million and am sending her $500,000 a year.

00:41:17.940 Well, she couldn't let that go.

00:41:21.140 Okay.

00:41:22.120 I thought everybody was like, wow.

00:41:24.340 She goes, Elon, we asked you to confirm paternity through a test before our child, who you named, was even born.

00:41:33.800 You refused.

00:41:34.720 And you weren't sending me money.

00:41:36.680 You were sending support for your child that you thought was necessary.

00:41:40.520 $3 million?

00:41:41.320 $3 million?

00:41:42.400 I know.

00:41:43.140 For a baby?

00:41:44.080 I mean, they're expensive, but not like that.

00:41:47.180 She says, until you withdrew most of it to maintain control and punish me for disobedience.

00:41:53.640 But you're really only punishing your son.

00:41:56.900 It's ironic that your last effort in court was to try to gag me while you use social media channel you literally own to distribute derogatory messages about me and our child to the entire world.

00:42:12.260 It's all about control with you.

00:42:14.700 And everyone sees it.

00:42:16.520 America needs you to grow up, you petulant man child.

00:42:20.980 Oh, my God.

00:42:22.200 It's so ridiculous.

00:42:24.420 If I was advising her and she told me she was going to tweet it, I'd say, no.

00:42:29.680 No.

00:42:30.700 Wow.

00:42:31.360 Just don't do anything.

00:42:32.900 Just nothing.

00:42:34.580 I know.

00:42:35.600 But?

00:42:36.280 It's just.

00:42:37.300 This was staged.

00:42:38.760 She wanted attention.

00:42:40.000 She doesn't like the silent treatment.

00:42:41.740 She wants to bring everybody in and say, oh, poor Ashley.

00:42:45.440 Well, when he disclosed that she has been getting all of this money and everything else, $2.5 million and $500,000 a year and an apartment.

00:42:56.780 I mean, come on now.

00:42:58.140 Really?

00:42:59.220 I mean, this is a $100,000 Tesla.

00:43:02.420 $40,000 luxury penthouse.

00:43:06.060 Penthouse.

00:43:06.540 $40,000 a month.

00:43:09.220 Think about that.

00:43:10.840 I know.

00:43:10.980 I've tried not to get in the middle of this, and I'm not going to get in the middle of it.

00:43:13.920 I've made a few comments, but man, it's just like, ugh.

00:43:18.500 I don't know.

00:43:22.780 But it's so much fun.

00:43:26.800 It certainly is, Kat.

00:43:28.600 It just came out of nowhere, too.

00:43:30.540 It's just like, you know, I was cooking some lasagna last night.

00:43:34.440 I'm not cooking lasagna.

00:43:36.180 Yeah, man, if you're going to cook me some lasagna, have a nice quiet night, and here it comes.

00:43:39.840 Here it is.

00:43:40.340 As the world turns.

00:43:43.500 As Elon's world turns, because he's everywhere.

00:43:47.020 I mean, he's everywhere, and he's talking about it, and he's proving it.

00:43:52.000 He's enjoying himself.

00:43:53.160 You want to talk about transparency, this is it.

00:43:55.880 He drops a bombshell, says that an arrest is imminent today in a massive Social Security theft

00:44:01.720 that is involving 400,000 stolen identities and financial fraud scheme.

00:44:07.760 So this was during the Tela town hall with Wisconsin voters.

00:44:12.780 He warned that it was imminent, and that it was a huge fraud, and that today was the day.

00:44:21.200 Hoping so.

00:44:23.760 I mean, this is wild.

00:44:27.120 When you start talking about how they have used the system to manipulate people, it's unreal.

00:44:33.980 You've got Elon Musk, the government has got the thorniest computer problem I've ever seen.

00:44:39.720 Thousands of systems, many of them are very, very old.

00:44:43.360 Some of the software is older than me.

00:44:46.140 These projects are just ridiculous, like the project to modernize the IRS system.

00:44:52.340 It's been going on since 1995.

00:44:54.560 They keep saying it's five years away at any given point in time.

00:45:00.240 So he's really trying to fix this whole thing.

00:45:04.600 I mean, it is so screwed up.

00:45:06.200 If you've got that many files underground in some kind of weird storage vault, you know that there's a problem.

00:45:13.780 Definitely.

00:45:16.760 Good gracious.

00:45:18.140 I know a lot of people were like, this isn't an April Fool's joke, is it?

00:45:21.560 And, you know, of course, one has to win.

00:45:23.320 I know.

00:45:23.780 It's hard today.

00:45:24.520 You don't ever know what's a joke and what isn't.

00:45:26.320 You really don't.

00:45:27.180 But one thing that's not a joke, you've got China that stops Hong Kong firm from selling the Panama Canal ports to U.S.-backed.

00:45:35.540 And this is including BlackRock.

00:45:37.660 You know, this was on the table.

00:45:38.940 And now, all of a sudden, China has delayed the $23 billion purchase of dozens of ports across the world, including ports in the Panama Canal.

00:45:49.280 A U.S. group of investors led by BlackRock, they finalized a purchase of the ports from Hong Kong-based company C.K. Hutchinson prior to the stoppage.

00:46:00.400 So they're looking into the whole thing.

00:46:04.340 They're looking into the group over potential violations of antitrust laws.

00:46:09.260 The investigation has stalled the deal.

00:46:11.500 It came after President Trump expressed concern that the port in Panama may fall under further influence of Beijing.

00:46:20.380 The president has said that the control of the canal should be given back to the U.S.

00:46:25.180 So apparently, Chinese President Xi Jinping is angry over the deal struck by BlackRock and C.K. Hutchinson, as the Hong Kong-based company did not consult with Chinese government before finalizing the terms.

00:46:44.720 Trouble.

00:46:46.460 A little bit of trouble.

00:46:49.880 Lots of things on the move.

00:46:51.540 I'm trying to get some, trying to get some, let me see, I'm going to my people to see if there's any new information about the election.

00:46:58.500 Oh, that election is the biggest thing.

00:47:00.360 If you are in Wisconsin, you need to be out there voting.

00:47:03.240 Seriously.

00:47:03.400 Yeah, man.

00:47:04.100 You can watch us later.

00:47:05.280 Anytime.

00:47:06.120 Any other time.

00:47:07.220 You absolutely.

00:47:07.620 It's looking really, really, really good in Florida right now.

00:47:10.640 But still.

00:47:11.560 Show up.

00:47:12.000 Keep it up.

00:47:12.600 Keep going.

00:47:13.260 I hate even saying that.

00:47:14.560 Because people, ah, I won't vote today, man.

00:47:16.420 We got it in the bag.

00:47:17.620 Exactly.

00:47:18.020 You always have to pretend like you are losing the election.

00:47:22.300 Did you hear this?

00:47:23.120 Did you hear this news?

00:47:24.140 We've got MyPillowGuy CEO Mike Lindell is reportedly considering a run for governor of Minnesota in 2026, aiming to unseat Tim Tampon.

00:47:35.140 Tim Walsh.

00:47:40.280 Tampon Tim is going to go down by MyPillowGuy, I hope.

00:47:45.640 Man, I named that guy, didn't I?

00:47:47.400 Good God.

00:47:48.160 You did that.

00:47:48.880 It's so funny because I listen to, like, the late night shows calling Tampon Tim.

00:47:53.540 I've listened to Trump calling Tampon Tim.

00:47:56.060 I've listened to Elon Musk calling Tampon Tim.

00:47:58.340 You did it.

00:47:59.100 And I'm like, I came up with that.

00:48:03.880 You did that.

00:48:05.380 It's literally his name now.

00:48:06.980 He can't get away from it, ever.

00:48:09.300 I know it.

00:48:10.420 Ever.

00:48:10.800 It's stuck.

00:48:12.380 It's over.

00:48:13.280 I mean, that's how I see it now.

00:48:14.800 It's going to be on his grave side.

00:48:16.560 Tampon Tim.

00:48:17.040 He even looks like one to me now.

00:48:18.360 Blah, blah, blah.

00:48:19.400 When he went over.

00:48:21.520 Oh, my God.

00:48:23.020 He could live to be 107 years old and the oldest human on Earth.

00:48:29.180 And he's still somebody 106 is going to say, I remember they got you Tampon Tim.

00:48:34.300 Well, Tampon Tim will go down in the history books of who was that that everybody was referring to.

00:48:40.600 Because, I mean, it's worldwide.

00:48:42.520 And you did that, Kat.

00:48:44.160 Boy, it hurt him labeling him like that, too.

00:48:46.400 I don't care.

00:48:46.860 People say it doesn't matter and all this shit posted and all these weird names don't matter.

00:48:52.100 But it does.

00:48:53.120 It does.

00:48:54.380 I'm telling you.

00:48:55.080 He's never going to shake it.

00:48:56.520 These things matter, man, when you label somebody and Trump's the king of it.

00:49:01.700 You know, line to head.

00:49:02.760 Oh, boy.

00:49:04.300 Oh, my gosh.

00:49:06.000 Crooked Hillary.

00:49:07.380 I mean, that's what works.

00:49:09.120 It truly does.

00:49:10.200 Well, there's another thing that's going on right now.

00:49:12.640 And it's long overdue for investigations, accountability, and justice, including perp walks.

00:49:17.940 We're all waiting for the arrest.

00:49:19.120 I mean, why are we not seeing arrests?

00:49:20.820 We're all on the edge of our seats going, hey, arrests.

00:49:23.760 We got to see them.

00:49:24.800 And prison sentences.

00:49:26.340 Well, Catherine Herridge, she had a huge story that broke today.

00:49:31.180 And it is about the FBI imposing a gag order about Hunter Biden laptop after an employee accidentally confirmed its authenticity to Twitter.

00:49:42.860 So, Schellenberger, and you had Catherine Herridge, who teamed up with this story.

00:49:49.700 Newly released internal FBI chat messages reveal that you had a senior bureau official who actively, and a whole bunch of them actively, shut down a discussion of the laptop's credibility days before the presidential election.

00:50:06.060 So, these two did a joint investigation, and you remember that Schellenberger was the one that was revealing all of the Twitter files and how the government was using all of these back channels to communicate with Twitter and Facebook and tell them what to do, which accounts to suppress and everything else.

00:50:25.500 Well, now, all of a sudden, you've got an FBI official who admitted to House investigators that an FBI employee had inadvertently confirmed the authenticity of Hunter Biden's laptop to Twitter on a conference call the morning of October 14th, 2020, the day the New York Post published a story about it.

00:50:49.140 This is huge.

00:50:51.400 Huge.

00:50:52.720 So, now...

00:50:54.400 So, this just happened.

00:50:57.280 An ICE went into a Boston courtroom and arrested a little alien during the trial, grabbed him, and then the Boston John finds the ICE agent in contempt of order.

00:51:07.400 Oh, my gosh.

00:51:09.460 I'm telling you, between one investigation to another, it's just like, I mean, you don't know where to turn.

00:51:15.980 I'm lucky I have three screens so I can keep up with some of it all.

00:51:20.480 But, yes.

00:51:21.620 Good Lord.

00:51:22.960 This is only going to get bigger.

00:51:25.220 I mean, you've got this Office of General Counsel attorney that was assigned to the Foreign Influence Task Force who stepped in who said,

00:51:33.080 we will not comment further on this topic.

00:51:36.860 For the first time and with the change of the administration, the FBI has now turned over to the GOP House investigators the internal chat messages that showed that the Bureau leadership actively silenced its employees.

00:51:52.680 And they should all be charged with treason, man.

00:51:55.300 Yes, they should.

00:51:56.140 That's treason.

00:51:56.900 Yep.

00:51:57.220 I want to see some of these people go down.

00:51:59.340 It's time.

00:52:00.020 It has got to happen.

00:52:02.840 I mean, this whole, this is a huge story because it's everything that we have been talking about for years now.

00:52:09.420 I mean, you remember Elvis M. Chan, right?

00:52:11.920 He was the, he was the San Francisco based FBI agent that was tasked with interacting with social media companies.

00:52:19.940 There was a gag order on the discussion of Hunter Biden's laptop in a separate exchange.

00:52:25.480 Chan is told that the official response was no comment.

00:52:29.820 So they started shutting down accounts all over the place.

00:52:33.500 Anybody that was talking about Hunter Biden's laptop lost their account.

00:52:40.600 I mean, that was it.

00:52:41.560 It was just as bad as anything else that you could mention.

00:52:45.560 Man, Twitter sucked.

00:52:46.760 I mean, when you, when you look at, think about what he's done.

00:52:52.080 Wow.

00:52:52.480 I mean, I'm talking about from AI to ad shares to spaces to, I don't even know, know how to describe it to everything.

00:53:02.360 I mean, you, you literally have a Rolodex of stuff that you can do.

00:53:09.760 There's things you probably don't even know.

00:53:11.580 I can't even figure it out.

00:53:12.780 It changes so damn fast, but there, there, uh, there's so many things that you can do on X now.

00:53:19.000 And before they just kind of made a place where you could talk and then they banned conservatives.

00:53:25.020 And then that's all Jack Dorsey had in his little brain.

00:53:27.640 That's it.

00:53:28.120 They couldn't even come up with a damn edit button or figure that out.

00:53:31.480 I know.

00:53:32.360 I mean, they had nothing.

00:53:33.520 They had no features.

00:53:34.740 They had nothing.

00:53:36.340 It is just like this one-stop shop.

00:53:40.440 Now they got X payments.

00:53:41.680 They got X this, they got X that.

00:53:44.340 You got subscriptions page where you can, I mean, I have a subscriptions page you can go to.

00:53:50.140 Um, and it's basically how I keep 12 rescue animals that cost me $8,000 to $10,000 a month.

00:53:57.820 Yes.

00:53:58.420 And all that food.

00:53:59.320 And food and toys and this and that.

00:54:01.860 And that.

00:54:02.080 And that.

00:54:02.180 And that.

00:54:02.300 And that.

00:54:02.320 You want to keep 13 or 14 points rotating pets and you want to keep them healthy and, and

00:54:09.500 then find new ones and try to do it.

00:54:11.240 I'm telling you, it's, it's a big, big financial undertaking.

00:54:16.160 Not only that, it's a big job.

00:54:18.200 I mean, you are constantly working with those dogs.

00:54:21.000 I mean, that's a lot of work to have as many as you have.

00:54:24.280 I've got two little four pounders and I mean, I'm chasing them all over the place and they're

00:54:29.900 chasing me.

00:54:30.660 I don't know who's in charge here.

00:54:31.980 I couldn't imagine having a dog.

00:54:33.280 I could literally just pick up and put where I needed it.

00:54:35.760 I just did one hand and here's another hand.

00:54:38.340 I got them both.

00:54:39.220 They're just sweet.

00:54:40.180 Boy, something dug up my yard.

00:54:42.320 Yes.

00:54:42.640 I know it is.

00:54:43.640 It's a, a, a, a aardvark.

00:54:45.260 Oh, and how did the dogs react?

00:54:52.160 Did they see?

00:54:52.500 I just, I've got those, I've got those, um, uh, I've got those holes, man, that look kind

00:54:59.360 of square.

00:54:59.940 They're little, like hundreds of them.

00:55:02.160 Oh my gosh.

00:55:03.640 And so that, I don't know what that is.

00:55:04.960 That's a possum on the half shell.

00:55:11.480 I said aardvark, but I meant armadillo.

00:55:14.020 Uh, yeah, I mean, you know, I don't get to see things like that where I am.

00:55:18.620 It's all the concrete jungle.

00:55:20.820 My animals are a little different than yours.

00:55:23.200 Very different than yours.

00:55:25.400 Yeah.

00:55:26.660 But this is interesting.

00:55:28.180 I meant armadillo.

00:55:29.200 I don't know where I come a hard far at, but an armadillo.

00:55:33.060 Yeah.

00:55:33.560 I call them possum on the half shell.

00:55:38.160 You know, and possum, possums, uh, possums are crazy.

00:55:42.720 It's just them, them, them, them damn, them armadillos though.

00:55:46.220 They, they dig and they just like, they dig these hoes about, I don't know, about a foot

00:55:50.560 deep, but they're only about two inches wide and they dig hundreds of them.

00:55:54.660 God, they're a pain.

00:55:56.020 Oh boy.

00:55:57.620 Yeah.

00:55:57.780 So there was, I definitely had one in my yard last night.

00:55:59.940 I know exactly what digs.

00:56:02.160 You know, and possums don't live long.

00:56:03.700 I think an average possum, live expanse, only three or four years.

00:56:08.480 Did you know that?

00:56:09.360 I did not know that.

00:56:10.600 Possums don't have long lives.

00:56:12.720 Well, you know, I have to be careful because on my balcony, my little dogs are smaller than

00:56:18.920 like a crow, for example.

00:56:21.160 And I have to make sure that I'm out there with them because they could easily, I mean,

00:56:26.820 one of these birds could easily take away one of my dogs, like without a problem.

00:56:32.460 I mean, that's one of the things you have to be really, I know you don't have that issue,

00:56:36.920 but I do.

00:56:37.420 Yeah, it's actually, I just looked it up.

00:56:39.240 It's actually worse than that.

00:56:40.380 So a possum in the wild's average life spans one to two years.

00:56:44.640 That's it.

00:56:45.640 Wow.

00:56:46.800 They just don't live long.

00:56:49.520 Wow.

00:56:50.440 Yeah.

00:56:51.060 No.

00:56:51.480 Yeah.

00:56:51.620 It's just different.

00:56:53.160 It's just, we're in totally different areas.

00:56:57.760 It's really nuts.

00:56:59.420 I mean, you never know what's going on.

00:57:01.540 You have homeless people pooping all over the sidewalk.

00:57:04.220 A hawk, an eagle could pick up one of my little puppies.

00:57:06.900 I mean, it's real easy.

00:57:08.640 Yeah.

00:57:09.200 I have a peregrine falcons, man.

00:57:12.560 They come, sometimes there's 30 flying over my property.

00:57:16.960 Yep.

00:57:17.600 They're beautiful, too.

00:57:18.940 It's true.

00:57:20.240 I mean, they're beautiful, but I look at my dogs and they're like an appetizer.

00:57:24.360 Yeah, they couldn't.

00:57:25.580 And I, you know, hawks are bad, but owls.

00:57:29.140 And you have no, people don't know how big owls are, like a barn owl.

00:57:34.060 My God, they're big.

00:57:35.800 They are.

00:57:36.100 They're so huge.

00:57:38.520 Yep.

00:57:38.920 But, I mean, just today, I let Sweetie and Petey out this morning.

00:57:44.960 It was real heavy fog during the middle of the day.

00:57:47.580 And I was having a hard time finding them because you couldn't see 10 foot in front of your face.

00:57:51.120 And I got acres and acres of fenced-in land.

00:57:54.020 And so I couldn't even find them.

00:57:55.320 I was walking around.

00:57:56.200 I saw them sitting.

00:57:56.940 I knew the way they were sitting.

00:57:58.040 They had something.

00:57:59.020 They had something.

00:57:59.780 They done dug up a mole or something.

00:58:01.900 And then I pulled a leg out of Petey's, Sweetie's mouth.

00:58:06.500 It looked like a rabbit leg or a squirrel leg, but it was just a leg.

00:58:11.760 It was just a leg.

00:58:13.060 So she had a leg in her mouth this morning of some critter.

00:58:16.460 Oh, mine are so afraid of anything and everything.

00:58:21.160 I mean, they see a bird.

00:58:22.560 They're smaller than a bird.

00:58:23.820 They're smaller than a lot of things.

00:58:26.640 They're like the size of a frog.

00:58:27.840 They're little big.

00:58:29.360 They're toy poodles.

00:58:30.640 For those of you that don't know what I have, I have little toy poodles.

00:58:33.240 They weigh three pounds.

00:58:34.400 Yeah, three and a half.

00:58:35.940 My puppies came out weighing three and a half pounds.

00:58:39.280 Almost four.

00:58:40.520 Yeah, we're getting a little heavy over here.

00:58:41.580 Poor sweetie.

00:58:42.760 They just kept coming.

00:58:44.060 I was like, please, God, make it stop.

00:58:47.520 It was like, yeah.

00:58:48.780 Yeah, I was asking the vet, you know, how many do they usually have?

00:58:51.140 Oh, you know, she's pretty young.

00:58:52.980 She's only really, really young to be having.

00:58:55.200 And so usually they only have like three or four, you know, when they're that young.

00:58:58.440 And here, like, I have, you know, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:59:02.780 Yours are so cute.

00:59:03.340 And I'm just like, oh, my God, please, for the love of God, stop coming out.

00:59:07.480 You had a whole deal going on that day.

00:59:11.580 But you had so many nipples.

00:59:13.480 You had so much fun, though.

00:59:15.420 You were so proud.

00:59:16.680 I mean, you were the proudest pop of all.

00:59:18.500 And I was really afraid that you were going to end up keeping them all.

00:59:22.080 It wasn't going to happen.

00:59:23.700 But it was great.

00:59:24.940 It would have been so much, you know, just easier.

00:59:28.220 And I could have actually enjoyed them being puppies a lot more if there was four.

00:59:31.520 Right.

00:59:32.080 But there were so many.

00:59:33.640 And it was just, you know, you're just trying to keep them alive.

00:59:36.380 And then she got an infection.

00:59:37.520 I had to bottle feed them.

00:59:39.000 So you had to bottle feed them every three hours.

00:59:41.440 And it took me three hours to bottle feed them all.

00:59:44.100 Because none of them knew how to bottle feed.

00:59:45.780 So by the time you rotated, it was time to, and it was just, it was brutal.

00:59:50.140 Oh, but weren't they worth it?

00:59:52.420 I mean, the pup turds, they had a birthday coming up, too.

00:59:56.520 Yeah, June 10th is their third birthday.

00:59:59.060 I mean, this is what was going on, just so everybody knows.

01:00:01.380 This is what was happening at the Cat Turd Ranch.

01:00:04.800 I mean, this is what was happening.

01:00:07.640 Yeah, look at them.

01:00:08.580 I wish I could have, I did enjoy them.

01:00:10.260 I wish I could have more, though, when you're, you know.

01:00:13.960 Aren't they sweet?

01:00:14.380 They look all cute sleeping, and then they wake up, and you come back, and they've all pooped six times each.

01:00:19.420 And there's nine of them, so there's 36 piles of poop you've got to glean up.

01:00:24.720 Oh, they're so sweet, though.

01:00:26.860 Look how cute they are.

01:00:27.180 Look at little Pedrina.

01:00:28.480 Pedrina there, she's totally brown now.

01:00:31.380 That's something.

01:00:33.720 Oh, my gosh.

01:00:34.800 And then Wiggles, remember I just sent you that picture on how big Wiggles really is?

01:00:39.040 He's a big, big boy.

01:00:40.960 Did you see the size of his head?

01:00:42.460 His head is huge.

01:00:44.640 I tried to send, so I'm never in the picture, and so, and I think I just sent it to subscribers.

01:00:51.880 But I sent a picture of actual him, like, with his head in front of me.

01:00:56.820 And everybody's going, oh, my God, I had no idea how big he was until you sent me this picture.

01:01:02.220 Even the other ones that were, you know, him kind of beside me, you can't tell.

01:01:05.880 But that one, you could tell.

01:01:07.340 His head is at least three times the size of my head.

01:01:11.620 He's got the biggest head and jaws.

01:01:13.480 I mean, he's scary.

01:01:14.620 He is a big.

01:01:15.560 He's, yeah, and he's got massive jaws, and massive jaws kind of like the pit bull, man.

01:01:20.300 If he ever, I mean, and then he's dominant.

01:01:23.140 That's why I can't put him and Petey together.

01:01:25.280 Well, look.

01:01:26.620 I've got him up here with you, and his head is bigger than yours.

01:01:30.280 Yeah, that, yeah, that's not the one that showed it how big his head was, though.

01:01:34.200 Let me see.

01:01:34.700 I think I've got another one in here.

01:01:37.660 Yeah, that's kind of hiding half his head.

01:01:41.420 Where's the other one?

01:01:44.460 I just can't believe that he got that big.

01:01:46.860 I don't think I posted it.

01:01:49.480 I've sent it to you on text.

01:01:51.620 Let me go see.

01:01:52.700 I've got so many texts of us.

01:01:54.560 Oh, my gosh.

01:01:55.780 Especially lately here.

01:01:57.380 I'm going to be scrolling for quite some time.

01:02:00.380 But they are so cute.

01:02:01.740 Who would have ever thought they would have gotten this big?

01:02:03.920 Like, I mean, Kat, they're, like, huge.

01:02:07.380 It's so funny.

01:02:08.500 Now, you know, Smiles was big.

01:02:11.500 They're big.

01:02:12.080 He was, he towered over the other dogs, so they got all their size.

01:02:15.780 And Sweetie is little.

01:02:17.960 So, they're all, I mean, all of the, except for Socks, but all the dogs are way bigger than their mom.

01:02:25.740 They tower over their mom.

01:02:28.040 I mean, to think that they were just, you know, my little boy's size.

01:02:32.420 And now, all right, I've got it.

01:02:35.320 Hang on a second.

01:02:36.160 Let me grab this one.

01:02:37.440 This one really shows it.

01:02:38.740 You're right.

01:02:39.240 This one is totally, it absolutely shows how big they are.

01:02:44.880 I mean, it's hard to believe.

01:02:46.640 Monkey's big, but, man, Wiggles, that dude's got a head on him.

01:02:50.540 He does.

01:02:52.680 I mean, I just could not believe it when I saw how big they actually got.

01:02:57.400 Because I never take a picture with me with them.

01:02:59.740 So, you just see them, like, in the grass or something.

01:03:02.540 By a tree.

01:03:03.400 Let me grab this one.

01:03:04.760 It's wild.

01:03:06.320 I remember even thinking, oh, I want one.

01:03:08.780 And you were like, there is no way.

01:03:10.960 You are off limits on something like that living in Hollywood.

01:03:14.420 Yeah, man.

01:03:15.000 Look at this.

01:03:16.300 Yeah.

01:03:18.380 Look at this.

01:03:20.880 Yeah.

01:03:21.400 If you want to see how big Wiggles really is, look at that picture right there.

01:03:24.920 Look at Wiggles next to Monkey.

01:03:26.880 I mean, look at that.

01:03:27.900 Look at the two.

01:03:30.760 And Monkey is big, too.

01:03:33.780 So, to see this.

01:03:35.880 Look at that head.

01:03:37.760 What a beautiful, what beautiful dogs, though.

01:03:42.400 Yeah.

01:03:42.780 God, he's big.

01:03:44.180 Wow.

01:03:45.520 The great part about Wiggles is you don't have to bend over to pet him.

01:03:50.140 You don't have to break your back.

01:03:51.120 He's just like, you don't even have to bend over.

01:03:52.920 He just comes out of the tee.

01:03:54.100 You just pet him.

01:03:54.780 Don't even bend over.

01:03:55.480 He's your size.

01:03:55.760 Exactly.

01:03:56.240 You just put your arm around him.

01:03:57.660 Okay.

01:03:58.780 He likes to jump up.

01:03:59.940 He used to like to jump up and put his, like, paws on my shoulders and look me in the face.

01:04:03.660 I mean, he's that big, and I'm 6'1".

01:04:05.220 And now, I just, I know I can't take the weight of it, man.

01:04:10.060 He's so, I mean, he's way over 100 pounds.

01:04:13.480 He's got a head the size of Houston, Texas.

01:04:16.300 Look at that.

01:04:17.540 I mean, but what hands, I mean, just beautiful dogs.

01:04:21.320 I mean, they really are.

01:04:22.240 And to think they were this big, I just, that, to me, it's just amazing.

01:04:27.300 Mm-hmm.

01:04:28.520 I mean, they were just the size.

01:04:29.640 That's monkey.

01:04:30.460 The reason I took that picture, that picture in particular right there, the reason I took that picture,

01:04:36.900 and, of course, she had the little tongue, but that was the first, she was the first one of the nine puppies to open her eyes.

01:04:44.240 So, that's the first time I got to see any of the eyes on any of the dogs, which drives you crazy after two or three weeks.

01:04:50.480 But that's the first time I went, oh, my God, she's opening her eyes.

01:04:55.000 I got to get a picture of it.

01:04:55.880 So, I was a, she, monkey was the first one to open her eyes, and that was the first time she did it right there.

01:05:00.940 Oh, my gosh.

01:05:02.520 What a sweet little baby.

01:05:04.760 And you had no idea which ones you were going to pick at the very beginning.

01:05:07.420 And she's scary, man.

01:05:08.880 She sleeps so hard.

01:05:11.380 You think she's dead sometimes.

01:05:12.480 So, she scares me sometimes.

01:05:15.440 I'm telling you, there's times I go in in the morning to wake her up, and she's sleeping, and I can scream as loud as I can, and she won't wake up.

01:05:24.360 And I can go over there and shake her, and it takes me about 30 seconds of shaking her to wake her up.

01:05:29.400 She sleeps that hard.

01:05:30.920 Oh, that is so amazing.

01:05:32.400 I've never seen an animal sleep as hard as she does, and she's been like that ever since she was a puppy.

01:05:36.520 So, you always think she's dead every morning when you get up before you can get her.

01:05:39.680 She won't wake up, man.

01:05:40.760 She sleeps like a, and she'll go out in the middle of the, and lay down in the shade, and you'll just be looking around the property.

01:05:46.540 You think she's dead, and you'll get right up to the bar and go, monkey.

01:05:50.060 And she won't even, and she just sleeps, man.

01:05:53.560 That dog can sleep like a rock.

01:05:55.780 Well, Giorgio snores.

01:05:56.360 Look at Wiggles' head, for God's sake.

01:05:58.460 I know.

01:05:58.840 That is just amazing to me.

01:06:00.400 But Giorgio, you know, he's the smallest of both, and he's about 3.8 pounds.

01:06:05.760 And he snores.

01:06:07.460 I think that his nose is so small, he just snores.

01:06:10.140 I haven't weighed Wiggles in a year.

01:06:12.240 Oh, I bet.

01:06:12.900 I have no way to weigh him.

01:06:14.280 But he was 110 the last time I weighed him a year ago.

01:06:18.040 I bet he's 130 now.

01:06:19.820 Easy.

01:06:21.880 I mean, look at that.

01:06:24.080 And I remember the whole fur.

01:06:25.740 We were like, where's all of this fur coming from?

01:06:29.620 Well, yeah, so Smiles was furry like that.

01:06:33.100 But it was just, he was, you know, abandoned for so long, and he was, his coat was always

01:06:39.340 just matted down.

01:06:41.100 Like, it was just matted.

01:06:42.300 No matter how many times I gave him a bath, I never could get the fluff out just right.

01:06:46.860 You know, it just seemed like it was always matted down.

01:06:48.880 But he was fluffy.

01:06:50.280 When the first day, because he liked to row in the mud, but the first day I gave him a

01:06:53.520 bath, he was fluffy like that.

01:06:55.980 But he was, he was, he did not like to be clean, man.

01:06:59.420 He hated it.

01:07:00.340 So anytime you watched him, man, he'd go out and first thing you'd do is just go row in

01:07:04.500 mud and row.

01:07:05.220 He didn't like his hair fluffy.

01:07:06.820 He wanted matted down.

01:07:08.380 Oh, he, you know what, Smiles and that side eye, just, people still talk about Smiles.

01:07:14.740 Look at Monkey.

01:07:15.480 She was black when she was born, remember?

01:07:17.500 Yeah.

01:07:17.900 Solid black.

01:07:19.480 She had a, she had a little bit of, you know, in her face and a little bit underneath light,

01:07:25.020 but she was black.

01:07:26.500 They were so cute.

01:07:29.900 I mean, they, and you were exhausted, but you, you were excited too.

01:07:33.920 I mean, you absolutely had such a great time with them.

01:07:37.840 And I'll never forget.

01:07:39.180 It was, I think it was one of the first times I went on the air by myself without you, because

01:07:43.280 that was happening at the same time.

01:07:45.080 And you're like, I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to join you today.

01:07:48.620 I'm like, uh-oh, uh-oh, because, because you were having puppies.

01:07:54.020 Well, not you, but of course, sweetie was having puppies, but they were so sweet.

01:07:59.680 And before you know it, I mean, here you had a ranch already full of dogs and then you

01:08:05.360 had a whole litter full.

01:08:08.940 Yeah.

01:08:09.740 You had to keep everybody separate.

01:08:11.960 It's pretty cool.

01:08:12.680 It's pretty cool.

01:08:13.460 It's pretty cool, but I don't, I don't want to do it again.

01:08:16.940 Look at this little banana toy.

01:08:18.880 I mean, they carry this around in their mouth now.

01:08:21.560 It's like no big deal.

01:08:22.840 Like, and look how little they were next to that.

01:08:30.920 Those old wings.

01:08:32.660 So cute.

01:08:34.340 Old wings, something else, boy.

01:08:35.940 And then the cats and everything else.

01:08:38.540 And don't forget, Cat, I hate to tell you, but this is springtime.

01:08:41.580 This is when you get new animals that arrive on your ranch and somehow they become members

01:08:47.060 of the family.

01:08:47.840 I have a, I have a red tomcat that has been coming out of the woods since it was a kitten.

01:08:55.000 I almost grabbed it when it was a kitten, but it was real feral.

01:08:57.700 I almost one time grabbed it that I tried to catch and just didn't give up.

01:09:02.800 And I've been feeding that cat every night for four years now.

01:09:05.920 And it's still alive with all them coyotes and all the wolves and everything else around

01:09:10.400 there and bears.

01:09:11.040 And it's, every single night comes out and eats, man.

01:09:14.920 And you can't get near this cat.

01:09:16.260 This cat is so feral.

01:09:17.500 You might as well just go out there and try to catch an eagle or something.

01:09:20.800 Oh my gosh.

01:09:22.580 But it's, I've fed that cat for four years and it's tough, man.

01:09:27.120 And it's, and it's huge, man.

01:09:29.280 I'm talking about 25, 30 pounds.

01:09:32.100 It looks like a bobcat almost.

01:09:35.540 Wow.

01:09:36.220 No telling what you're going to have this year.

01:09:37.900 I mean, every single year there's something that comes on over to the ranch.

01:09:41.520 I can't handle them that more.

01:09:43.000 I'm done.

01:09:43.760 I don't know.

01:09:44.680 I mean, look how cute this is.

01:09:46.080 Straight out of cat turd ranch.

01:09:48.220 You even were dressing them.

01:09:49.880 I mean, this was amazing to me.

01:09:51.740 I had major influence here.

01:09:53.840 Hello.

01:09:54.640 I remember when I was telling you.

01:09:56.420 No, that was the, that was the, they brought me those.

01:10:00.140 Oh, is that what happened?

01:10:01.660 The people who bought, yeah.

01:10:03.920 Oh.

01:10:04.740 Yeah, they bought those for all the puppy turds.

01:10:07.900 Uh, the ones that kept, uh, those two.

01:10:10.520 So cute.

01:10:11.360 Wings and pirate.

01:10:12.980 Oh my God.

01:10:14.320 I think that is the cutest picture.

01:10:16.620 I loved this.

01:10:19.400 Oh, they were so much fun.

01:10:21.040 They still are.

01:10:23.040 I mean.

01:10:24.080 But you said that mine, I shouldn't even bring them around yours because mine are so small

01:10:30.780 that they would think that they were a treat.

01:10:33.560 No, you couldn't.

01:10:34.320 Yeah, I couldn't.

01:10:37.460 They're so amazing.

01:10:39.200 All right, you.

01:10:40.280 So you ready to go?

01:10:42.060 Yeah.

01:10:42.440 We're 10 minutes over.

01:10:43.860 All right.

01:10:44.560 All right.

01:10:45.080 So anyway, thanks for joining us, everybody.

01:10:47.780 And thanks for being so kind to all the people that are joining us in the chat.

01:10:51.000 All the new people.

01:10:52.000 I know there's a lot of them.

01:10:53.480 So make sure you continue to welcome them in.

01:10:55.720 In the meantime, you all be safe.

01:10:57.980 Bye.

01:10:58.240 Be kind to one another.

01:10:59.460 And we will see you later.

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In the Litter Box - April 01, 2025

FL & WI - VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 774 – 4⧸1⧸2025

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