Hammer Time - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd 10⧸31⧸2022 - Ep. 200
Summary
On today's show, the boys talk about the first week of school, Elon Musk, Cat Turd, and more. Plus, the ultimate meltdown of the week from the media, and why we should all be mad at the Democrats.
Transcript
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So I thought I was going to be tired this weekend, but you definitely should be if you're not.
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Well, you know, it all started when Elon Musk, when I said, hey, I'm still shadow ban, this
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and that, and we'll give you, you know, I'm still search ban, ghost ban.
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They removed, I gained 2,000 followers the day before, but they removed 1,200 right before
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So I only gained 800, which is still good, but still, why are they taking 1,200?
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And then he replies underneath me, I'm going to check into that.
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Which, not going to check into me personally, for all you dumbass liberals out there.
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It's been, it's been in every newspaper, Washington Post, Time Magazine, Bloomberg, Yahoo.
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The richest man, most powerful man in the world, uses his first day on Twitter to cater to the needs
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of a troll misinformation spreader named Cat Turd.
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And then one was, Cat Turd is the most dangerous man in the United States of America.
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Not the people with the power to send your sons and daughters to war.
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Not Christopher Wray, who's weaponized the FBI.
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Not Merrick Garland, who's weaponized the deal, Jay.
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I swear, I have been laughing so hard just watching them completely melt down.
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They have had nothing but meltdowns these days.
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I mean, absolutely everything is bothering them.
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And they're saying, well, he hasn't done anything yet.
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He might not have done anything individually or bring back the accounts or anything.
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But the first thing, I haven't been able to over a year now.
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You cannot type in the search bar on Twitter, Cat Turd.
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You can spell the whole thing out and my name doesn't come up.
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But I got a complete and utter search ban and ghost ban, of course,
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You can't have an account with almost a million followers
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Then they're like, well, you just got 120,000 followers
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I said, well, how come when he didn't own the company
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the smartest thing he ever did was get rid of the people that were running the show.
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Oh, they're just, when they melted down on that,
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and then the ultimate meltdown will come when this bullshit,
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Paul Pelosi, the dumbest narrative I've ever heard in my life,
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Then he retweets that one article from somebody in California
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that was like, yeah, this is what really probably happened,
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And then he even went as far as fact-checking Hillary Clinton
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I mean, he just, he basically threw it all out there.
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I mean, he wasted no time in turning, into turning Twitter
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And his latest move, Musk called out Hillary Clinton
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for sharing an LA Times article that aimed to paint
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I mean, this is their, this was their opportunity
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It's the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard of.
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The dude just got caught totaling two cars, the DUI,
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with somebody in his car, and I guarantee it was some gay dude.
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I thought it was a girl at first, but after this story,
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I know they're keeping it a secret because it's a guy.
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But anyway, so you would have to believe that this guy
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So he gets up in the middle of the night, okay?
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He creates a new account, posts about 200 QAnon on stuff on it,
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and then decides in his underwear to go stroll.
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And he strolls over to the third most powerful person's house,
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And, of course, they have Secret Service protection.
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This is the most ludicrous shit I've ever heard.
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is getting beat with a hammer in front of the police.
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and so this all came out, okay, the whole story.
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oh, my God, y'all conspiracy theorists, believe me.
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So now everything, they're starting to change their story.
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from what everybody's saying on Twitter, by the way.
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So that when there's a big hole to punch through
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So, of course, they're working with the San Francisco police.
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well, the guy's wasn't in their underwear no more.
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And then they said the guy never knew him, okay?
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well, the guy that I've never seen before in my life,
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So now they're rebutting what he actually said.
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So you know the whole story's full of shit right then.
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because you know when you get in the middle of a hammer fight,
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What would you do if he was in the bathroom, intruder?
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this guy is basically Jason Bourne, apparently.
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and they're doing an excellent job, by the way.
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I've never cared about anybody knowing who I am.