In the Litter Box - Hush up boy Biden - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd 5⧸2⧸2023 - Ep. 320

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00:00:45.140 Is anybody here?

00:00:46.120 Yes, is anybody here?

00:00:47.720 I hope you can go ahead and they said I can hear.

00:00:50.720 Can't see anything.

00:00:51.880 You may be able to see something now.

00:00:53.740 So they said they can hear us just great.

00:00:56.360 So if you all have any questions for us, politically only, I don't think we're going to get into the whole personal bit.

00:01:02.960 Well, ask us anything.

00:01:04.800 Oh, you're willing to go there, huh, Kat?

00:01:07.660 Yeah.

00:01:08.520 So what would you all like to know?

00:01:11.680 I might not answer it.

00:01:12.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:01:14.880 You're willing to try anyway.

00:01:17.400 So what would you all like to know?

00:01:19.280 All right, we've got a lot of people that says, I see a screen that has Hunter and Jen.

00:01:23.680 Okay, so it's working.

00:01:24.800 Excellent.

00:01:25.420 All right, we're working.

00:01:26.660 So if you have any questions for us, great.

00:01:29.240 They say we are Legion.

00:01:31.040 We are the Litter Mates.

00:01:32.260 That's from tippy23228.

00:01:36.180 So we've got all of that going on.

00:01:38.480 We will wait for you, but we'll go on through the news until you have any.

00:01:42.340 Oh, when am I moving?

00:01:43.900 Okay, so I have a problem.

00:01:46.920 I have my mom who has been in the hospital, and I also have a very dear friend of mine who's in the hospital,

00:01:52.020 and I can't leave until something like this happens, until we figure out what we're doing with the two of them.

00:01:59.340 I would never forgive myself if something happened to them, and I wasn't here.

00:02:03.940 So I plan on moving shortly hereafter.

00:02:07.700 One of the good things is that I can do this show from anywhere, really.

00:02:11.300 It really doesn't matter, right, Kat?

00:02:14.740 Yeah, so I'll be there.

00:02:16.520 Exactly.

00:02:18.100 Exactly.

00:02:19.500 I mean, I know you've got some personal stuff going on, but yeah, well, no, it's come to Florida.

00:02:25.080 Yes.

00:02:25.640 I mean, everybody's moving to Florida.

00:02:27.780 That is the place to go, and so I'm really in a trick box right now because I work for my dad, and he needs me there,

00:02:36.860 but he's really let me go on this whole thing, and he loves that I'm passionate and that I found something that I really enjoy

00:02:43.260 because I've worked for my family my entire life, so anything new, and I didn't do this before, none of it.

00:02:49.900 And so this has been a real new experience for me, and so anyway, I'm happy that I have the support of all of you

00:02:58.320 and Cat Turd and my family and my friends so I can make some decisions once I get past all of what's going on here.

00:03:05.540 So anyway, we have quite a few people here.

00:03:10.740 Did you all get a notification?

00:03:12.280 I have a question for you.

00:03:13.280 Did you get a notification when we moved over here?

00:03:16.880 Did you know that we were going to do this?

00:03:19.860 I don't know.

00:03:21.220 I mean, we're going to have – no.

00:03:22.460 They said no.

00:03:22.980 They didn't get a notification.

00:03:24.220 Boop, boop, boop. 1.00

00:03:25.020 Cat Turd's going to locals. 0.55

00:03:26.440 Cat Turd's going to locals. 0.55

00:03:27.960 You know what we need to start doing, Kat?

00:03:29.780 We need to start, like, video – like, getting your audio of some of your characters and playing them

00:03:37.120 because you have got some of the funnest voices I've ever heard.

00:03:41.340 I mean, you and your Kamala Harris and your Piglosi and some of the ones that you do are just a riot,

00:03:48.600 even when you're just imitating a liberal.

00:03:50.860 It is so fun.

00:03:51.860 We've got to start recording some of those because they're really, really great.

00:03:55.920 I mean –

00:03:57.120 I like the new Tucker Carlson one.

00:03:58.800 I have it.

00:04:00.680 We're going live.

00:04:03.460 That's funny.

00:04:04.940 They thought, oh, my God, this is going to upset Tucker Carlson fans, and everybody's –

00:04:09.860 we're just – everybody's making it their ringtone.

00:04:12.660 I mean, you're talking about a backfire.

00:04:14.080 I think it is the coolest thing ever.

00:04:16.880 I mean, when you start –

00:04:17.860 They're nothing.

00:04:18.680 It's just like he's somebody who's just goofing around before the show, 0.99

00:04:23.880 just being himself and, you know, talking crap, giving people hell. 0.99

00:04:27.680 That's just what everybody does in real life. 0.99

00:04:30.100 That's right.

00:04:31.340 I mean, this is really something.

00:04:33.400 You've got DailyMail.com. 0.99

00:04:35.620 Nobody watches it because it sucks. 0.92

00:04:38.380 Tucker Carlson unloads on Fox Nation and jokes about post-menopausal fans in the behind-the-scenes footage from – 0.98

00:04:46.760 Fox Nation isn't that – I mean, is it good?

00:04:49.640 I mean, I don't even –

00:04:50.720 I don't want it.

00:04:51.920 I mean, nobody that deals with it.

00:04:53.400 I know it.

00:04:54.180 I don't –

00:04:54.740 Man, the way they're treating Tucker – I mean, why would you give them any business right now?

00:04:59.700 Look what they're doing to their star.

00:05:02.600 Yes.

00:05:02.940 I mean, man, the liberals come in there and got rid of them, and they let them.

00:05:08.080 And they gave up 4 million views a day just to appease the swamp.

00:05:13.820 These people ain't no good.

00:05:14.760 I'm not talking about every host at Fox News.

00:05:18.120 I'm talking about the people running it, the Paul Rines and whoever else is pulling the strings up there.

00:05:25.860 These people – you're talking about no loyalty.

00:05:27.780 Man, it's just – it's one thing to fire him, okay, but then to start, hey, we're going to release everything he said in private for eight years

00:05:35.720 that's supposed to be between us and the show.

00:05:38.080 Man, that's some dirty pool.

00:05:40.260 Well, it is. 1.00

00:05:41.560 You're scumbags for doing that, man. 1.00

00:05:43.460 I already didn't have any respect for you, but now, man, you are totally just nothing but scum of the earth to me now. 1.00

00:05:51.520 It's backfiring. 0.99

00:05:52.600 Well, see, this is what is going to separate the men from the boys because Tucker really took the high road.

00:05:59.700 I mean, he really did.

00:06:00.740 He didn't –

00:06:01.240 I wouldn't now.

00:06:02.640 Well –

00:06:03.520 Oh, well, you're going to –

00:06:04.720 He's acting like they don't matter, which is even better.

00:06:07.720 You know how sometimes if you just don't even acknowledge them and you just let them crash and burn, you act like they're nothing, then they become nothing.

00:06:15.680 It's only when you acknowledge them do they have any power over somebody.

00:06:19.980 So the fact that he's moving on –

00:06:22.500 Their day's coming.

00:06:23.260 Oh, that's right.

00:06:24.040 I mean, he's organizing.

00:06:24.620 If you don't think he's going to –

00:06:26.340 Hey, okay, you want to go down that road?

00:06:29.300 Here we go.

00:06:30.640 Yes.

00:06:31.300 I mean, this is what is going to happen.

00:06:33.240 Guess what Murdoch said to me. 0.99

00:06:35.440 Check out this junk. 0.99

00:06:37.400 He told to me one time at a banquet. 0.99

00:06:39.220 I mean, good God.

00:06:41.740 You can say a lot of things.

00:06:44.260 That's the thing.

00:06:45.400 I'm loving this because it's going to bring some light into otherwise dark media.

00:06:51.100 And they have been playing games with their organized questions, who they call on, what they ask, just like you mentioned in the last segment, what they don't ask.

00:07:01.520 Like, here was the perfect opportunity for you to press them and call them on it.

00:07:05.120 No, that's not what happened.

00:07:06.400 And they just let everything go.

00:07:08.360 No, they're a mockingbird.

00:07:09.960 That's all they are.

00:07:11.240 And that's what's really caused so much damage to this country is that they've been allowed to do it.

00:07:19.760 And as a result, we get people like Joe Biden. 0.99

00:07:22.440 We get people like, you know, I mean, look at some of these fools. 0.99

00:07:26.880 Kamala Harris? 0.99

00:07:28.000 Really?

00:07:29.400 What a joke.

00:07:30.440 You don't want to get away with Joe because you're Kamala. 1.00

00:07:34.080 She's getting dumber. 1.00

00:07:35.080 She's getting dumber by the day. 1.00

00:07:35.840 I don't know what it is with her. 1.00

00:07:37.680 My God.

00:07:38.240 I mean, she sounds like somebody that's really, really, really stoned.

00:07:41.360 All the time now.

00:07:42.940 She does.

00:07:44.740 Not that I would know.

00:07:46.480 But she does.

00:07:47.400 Exactly what she sounds like.

00:07:48.880 Stoner.

00:07:49.780 Goodness.

00:07:50.940 Oh, my gosh.

00:07:52.300 The passages of time and the time's passages. 0.99

00:07:55.440 She's insane. 0.98

00:07:55.960 I mean, what are you talking about? 0.99

00:07:58.040 Nobody knows what she's talking about.

00:07:59.540 And everybody quits her, too. 1.00

00:08:01.640 I agree.

00:08:02.780 I mean, I.

00:08:03.540 Everybody on her staff quits.

00:08:05.160 Nobody stays long.

00:08:06.380 That's a good point.

00:08:07.080 I bet she's, I bet she's a, oh, I bet she.

00:08:10.700 You're talking about a Karen.

00:08:12.200 Oh, she's the worst. 0.99

00:08:12.760 I bet she's screaming and yelling and cussing everybody. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Joe Biden is like that, too.

00:08:17.840 Oh, good old Joe.

00:08:18.800 Nah, man. 0.99

00:08:19.420 He's one of the most despicable, mean, vindictive people you could ever want to. 0.99

00:08:24.080 Don't let the fake smile and the hair plugs and the fake teeth fool you. 0.99

00:08:28.740 That's right.

00:08:29.420 Hunter's got the fake teeth, too.

00:08:31.020 He had meth mad.

00:08:32.700 Exactly.

00:08:33.260 Oh, yeah.

00:08:33.620 I mean, it's really, it's really awful to actually watch.

00:08:38.420 So I am now going to, okay, so now we've hit our 10 minute mark after I'm going to turn

00:08:43.920 off the rumble.

00:08:45.800 So we're going to see if everybody goes over to locals so that you can see what's happening

00:08:51.480 over there.

00:08:52.520 So here we go.

00:08:53.520 I'm going to, all right.

00:08:54.700 So if you're not a subscriber to our locals channel, I'm going to go ahead and sign off

00:09:00.200 over here.

00:09:01.160 Be safe.

00:09:01.860 Be kind to one another.

00:09:03.360 And we will see you later.

00:09:05.000 Thanks for hanging out with us.

00:09:06.940 But now we're going to move over to locals just because we're just trying to test it and

00:09:11.660 see if all of this works the way it's supposed to.

00:09:13.940 So I'm going to turn this one off now.

00:09:16.900 Okay.

00:09:17.860 All right.

00:09:18.320 So now we should just be on locals.

00:09:21.740 And rumble is now offline.

00:09:25.180 Okay.

00:09:27.120 Are we talking to each other?

00:09:29.400 Oh, no, they're still here.

00:09:30.940 Okay, good.

00:09:31.780 All right.

00:09:32.140 See, our audience is the best.

00:09:33.260 I'm going to start being like Tucker.

00:09:34.600 What is it?

00:09:36.940 The behind the scenes clips of Cat Turd.

00:09:40.320 Exactly.

00:09:41.560 Oh, my gosh.

00:09:42.440 And they're still here.

00:09:43.440 And they're like, okay, great.

00:09:44.600 Now, apparently I am having some issues with the video.

00:09:47.500 And that's okay.

00:09:48.160 That will be fixed as soon as the lady comes back. 0.99

00:09:52.120 But that's all right.

00:09:52.900 But as long as you can hear us, that's really cool.

00:09:55.380 So awesome.

00:09:57.060 All right.

00:09:57.260 So Tippy23228 says, so, Cat Turd, when are you going to go on Dan Bongino's show?

00:10:05.720 Oh, I don't know.

00:10:06.680 I don't know.

00:10:07.680 He's a big fan of yours.

00:10:08.980 Yeah, the problem with Dan and me is we kind of do the shows at the same time.

00:10:13.720 But I do DM Dan every now and then.

00:10:17.820 When I do, he answers.

00:10:18.780 So I do talk to him.

00:10:19.760 And I love Dan.

00:10:20.660 And he's always supported me.

00:10:22.960 You know, he wears Cat Turd shirts and Cat Turd mugs and stuff sometimes on his show.

00:10:27.120 That is the coolest thing.

00:10:28.220 So I'd love to go on his show, though.

00:10:30.540 That's the one show I would really love to go on is Dan Bongino.

00:10:34.460 Because I don't have time to listen to a lot anymore because of all the stuff I have in my life going on.

00:10:40.200 But I do like to maybe 20 minutes before the show, I always listen to his show.

00:10:46.680 And his show is good.

00:10:48.900 It's funny.

00:10:49.560 And he's real.

00:10:51.020 I like that.

00:10:52.140 Oh, you know what?

00:10:53.380 I think it would be really fun for you two to do a show.

00:10:56.660 So any time, if he does that, you let me know and I'll take the day off or something so that we can all go watch you over there.

00:11:04.420 It's not a problem at all.

00:11:06.200 I think everybody would love to see that.

00:11:08.820 And I would, too.

00:11:10.060 Don't we have Cash Patel this Friday?

00:11:12.060 Yes, we do.

00:11:13.660 And for those subscribers, you get the inside news that, yes, Cash is going to join us on Friday.

00:11:20.980 I'm really looking forward to that.

00:11:22.560 It's going to be a lot.

00:11:23.480 Just about every time he does, Devin Nunes comes on anyway, just for the hell of it.

00:11:27.520 Or vice versa when we're on his show, Cash shows up.

00:11:31.500 So I don't know if that's going to happen or not.

00:11:35.160 But we love Devin and we love Cash.

00:11:37.820 Oh, they're great, aren't they?

00:11:39.700 They're easygoing.

00:11:40.760 I mean, they goof around just like us.

00:11:43.600 They're just easy as pie to talk to.

00:11:46.940 And they're podcasters, too, kind of.

00:11:51.020 So, you know, podcasters and radio people, like I'm telling you, I just radio and me don't get along.

00:11:57.140 I don't know.

00:11:59.000 But the radio hosts are very regimented, you know, because they got commercials.

00:12:04.180 And so, you know, they come on and blah, blah, blah.

00:12:07.160 And as soon as you start talking, man, it's time to go to a commercial.

00:12:10.620 I am.

00:12:11.000 You know, and then you go to another subject and you can't get enough out.

00:12:14.840 And then it's time to go to another commercial on a break.

00:12:17.060 And usually only on a podcast, they usually want me on for an hour.

00:12:20.960 Right.

00:12:21.380 That's about, they always say, I want you on for at least 45 minutes for an hour.

00:12:24.580 A radio show, you might only be on for five minutes.

00:12:27.620 Exactly.

00:12:28.280 Or 10 minutes.

00:12:29.240 A total, you might be on a five minutes and they go to commercials and you're on five more minutes.

00:12:32.400 So you're, you're, you're rushed trying to get your point across.

00:12:37.380 Not only that, but you can't, you know, you know, my potty mouth, you can't cuss and you can't say this and you can't say that and you can't.

00:12:45.780 So, you know, in the back of your mind, when you, when you're controlled like that more, it's hard to be yourself and it's hard to get your point across.

00:12:54.860 But, you know, I do like to go on some radio shows just because I like the people, but I'd rather stick to the podcast.

00:13:01.680 Oh, yes.

00:13:02.360 But you know what happened yesterday, which was really interesting.

00:13:06.280 I, my notification started going wild because apparently we were picked up in South Carolina on a, on a radio station.

00:13:16.840 And so it was one of those things where we didn't know.

00:13:21.460 We don't know how that happened.

00:13:22.740 No, no clue at all.

00:13:24.180 We had nothing to do with it.

00:13:25.220 Actually, I blamed Cat Turd.

00:13:26.540 I was like, okay, so here's the deal.

00:13:28.640 You were on Bo Schneirdley's show.

00:13:30.760 And so I think that they now think you're like this, this huge radio personality because now all of a sudden we're streaming.

00:13:37.160 We had no clue about it at all.

00:13:39.320 I thought it was so amazing.

00:13:39.840 Well, they can't do that without our permission.

00:13:41.500 And number one, they have, uh, radio has different rules.

00:13:44.340 So, I mean, I don't know how much I got when they were playing it, but apparently for eight minutes before the Ben Shapiro show had technical difficulties, they played our show for some reason.

00:13:54.620 Isn't that something?

00:13:55.940 Yeah.

00:13:56.200 I was like, oh my gosh, Cat is like a complete.

00:13:58.820 What did I say?

00:13:59.700 I know.

00:14:00.440 That's what I was wondering.

00:14:01.280 I was like, oh, I wonder exactly what happened because who knows.

00:14:05.260 And it apparently, it happened North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

00:14:09.920 It was on 94.5 and Statue 704 on Truth sent it to me first.

00:14:16.700 So that's how I knew what station.

00:14:18.720 But after that, everybody else said, wow, oh my gosh, I heard that.

00:14:22.640 That was unreal.

00:14:24.160 So, yeah, I blamed you immediately.

00:14:26.620 I'm like, it must have been because of you being on Bo Schneirdley.

00:14:29.180 They're like, there's the radio internet sensation.

00:14:32.240 Cat Turd, let's pick him in. 0.99

00:14:33.620 Now, I did have somebody that just said, messaged me and said they're subscribed to the Rumble, but they're not able to connect to locals right now.

00:14:45.280 But there are people getting in, though, right?

00:14:46.980 Yes, we've got a whole bunch of people in here.

00:14:49.960 And so the only problem that I'm having right now, and I just messaged my tech guy, IT guy, to let him know, is just the video.

00:15:00.680 So it's one of those things.

00:15:04.160 I mean, we had to work on it without locals being with us yesterday, but we'll have it figured out by tomorrow.

00:15:10.940 No problem.

00:15:11.660 Now that we've had at least a minute.

00:15:13.220 Well, this is only going to be every Tuesday, though, for next week.

00:15:16.880 By next Tuesday, we'll have it figured out.

00:15:19.280 So, yeah.

00:15:20.340 But I can see all of you.

00:15:21.340 I can see Tracy Liu.

00:15:22.440 I can see Tomato Fan.

00:15:24.080 I can see Lorenzo, 58.

00:15:26.960 Nice picture there.

00:15:28.460 I see Miss Peg is here.

00:15:30.860 Wrong way, 54. 0.98

00:15:32.640 We've got Tippy, 23228.

00:15:35.280 Thank you so much for being here, you all, because, honestly, we wouldn't have been able to even test it.

00:15:40.560 I needed to make sure that I had Kat in here and that I had you in here.

00:15:43.960 And so I know what my problems are, so I can take it from there.

00:15:48.320 Oh, this stuff makes me crazy.

00:15:51.320 Everybody knows how I feel about tech.

00:15:54.260 And when I got this immediate response, I nearly died.

00:15:57.980 I just froze because it had one of those, you know, those automatic messages on email.

00:16:02.560 I'll be out at the office.

00:16:04.060 I have a family situation.

00:16:05.960 I'm like, are you kidding?

00:16:06.920 You're not allowed to have a family situation here.

00:16:09.720 We have, oh.

00:16:11.500 Your family don't matter.

00:16:12.840 Not at this moment.

00:16:13.800 No, we are the only ones that matter.

00:16:16.200 At Jen M just sent a $10 tip.

00:16:18.860 She says, love your show.

00:16:20.460 Both of you are so smart.

00:16:22.380 I don't know.

00:16:23.120 I would have video going if I was real smart.

00:16:24.980 But you know what? 1.00

00:16:25.660 Smart ass. 0.99

00:16:28.640 For me. 0.98

00:16:30.920 We have fishes with gulls who is here.

00:16:33.920 I see all of you typing in here.

00:16:35.520 All right, this is so neat.

00:16:37.240 I am just so, I'm so excited.

00:16:39.300 But I always get nervous whenever we're doing something new.

00:16:41.880 I'm one of those people.

00:16:43.440 I just send, I like, you know, consistency.

00:16:46.500 I feel very comfortable.

00:16:47.960 I don't like stepping out of my soul.

00:16:48.940 Are you saying you're a control freak?

00:16:50.220 Sort of.

00:16:50.860 I mean, I guess, I don't know if you would call it that other than like type A.

00:16:54.080 I really like to put out something that's polished and put together.

00:16:58.760 At least I try.

00:17:00.000 And it never goes the way it's supposed to.

00:17:02.320 But I at least put forth the effort.

00:17:04.600 And so whenever I go into uncharted territory, I just, the whole cast of doubt.

00:17:11.020 And then I get nervous.

00:17:12.600 And I'm more nervous than I normally get.

00:17:16.560 Cat knows.

00:17:16.700 You always get nervous.

00:17:18.060 Yeah, she gets nervous before every show. 0.94

00:17:19.760 I don't get nervous at all.

00:17:21.420 You've never had.

00:17:22.660 I don't have any nerves for some reason when it comes to this stuff.

00:17:25.880 I mean, I think I did the first radio show I did.

00:17:31.680 I've never been on the radio.

00:17:32.660 Man, I was nervous then.

00:17:34.620 And I didn't know, you know, what to say.

00:17:36.780 But since, I mean, it's been years now since we've been podcasting.

00:17:40.440 Yeah, I still, I absolutely get so nervous.

00:17:44.260 Nobody knows that.

00:17:45.180 And that's another reason why I started this Saturday show was so I could just try to get

00:17:48.920 over that.

00:17:50.060 But for some reason, I have a hard time with it.

00:17:53.580 In fact, one of my friends, one of my really dear friends, whose mom was Julie London, who,

00:18:00.300 and that's where I got my theme song from there.

00:18:02.980 But he's a real good friend of mine.

00:18:04.680 And he said that with as many movies as she did, and as many times as she performed on stage,

00:18:09.940 she's got a Hollywood star right there in front of the Roosevelt Hotel. 1.00

00:18:14.140 His dad was Bobby Troop, and they're just an amazing family.

00:18:19.760 And he said, you know, don't worry about that.

00:18:22.160 Don't worry about the nerves.

00:18:23.260 He said that she was nervous every single time she performed.

00:18:27.400 It was just something that she had to deal with.

00:18:29.580 And it was horrible.

00:18:31.700 And that she tried everything, but it didn't matter.

00:18:35.100 But once she got up there, she just started going with it.

00:18:37.660 By the time the show's over, I'm okay.

00:18:41.260 You never sound nervous.

00:18:43.620 I am.

00:18:44.580 I really am.

00:18:45.580 I have a problem with it.

00:18:46.720 I really do.

00:18:48.180 Stage fright.

00:18:48.980 It is.

00:18:49.300 Radio podcast fright.

00:18:51.160 Well, I did the same thing with tennis, too.

00:18:53.440 It was the exact same thing.

00:18:54.860 Same nerves.

00:18:56.440 Same everything.

00:18:58.000 And I just, it's one of those things.

00:19:00.140 I don't know.

00:19:00.880 But you know what, too, Kat?

00:19:02.240 You were a musician before.

00:19:04.940 Yeah.

00:19:05.740 So you performed in front of people.

00:19:09.560 For years and years and years.

00:19:11.740 Everybody cannot wait until you start with your music again.

00:19:16.700 And I know you've got some things in the work.

00:19:18.180 Is there anything that you can share with us?

00:19:21.220 Yeah, I will.

00:19:22.020 I mean, we'll do some stuff to the subscribers soon.

00:19:25.880 We'll put some jams out.

00:19:28.300 They're going to love it.

00:19:29.420 We'll jam it up.

00:19:29.980 Oh, see, I feel like I have the upper hand right now because I've heard a lot of Kat

00:19:33.660 Turd's music, and you're not going to believe it.

00:19:35.800 Everybody thinks you're country, but he's not.

00:19:38.640 He's very blue.

00:19:39.140 Yeah, more jazz, blues, and funky.

00:19:41.860 Yes.

00:19:42.320 Kind of weird stuff, yeah.

00:19:44.100 It's really something to hear, too.

00:19:46.740 If you've got a southern accent, everybody thinks you listen to only country music.

00:19:49.900 It's weird.

00:19:50.660 They do.

00:19:51.280 Because, yeah, anybody hears my voice, and if I ever, like, through my life, see a musician,

00:19:55.980 oh, man, what country bar are you playing?

00:19:59.900 I'm playing over the jazz club.

00:20:02.400 I'm playing some, I'm laying down some funk tracks on bass at the studio.

00:20:08.840 I know.

00:20:09.480 And it's like, man, I can't believe it.

00:20:12.440 You're funky.

00:20:13.480 You are, and incredibly talented.

00:20:16.320 And a lot of people don't even know.

00:20:20.240 They can't even imagine.

00:20:21.640 When you sent it to me the first time, I was like, are you kidding?

00:20:24.760 And I remember listening to it.

00:20:26.940 I was traveling.

00:20:27.640 I was going, I think, to San Diego or somewhere, and I had it blasting.

00:20:30.700 And I was like, this is really, really good.

00:20:33.940 I think I messaged you at, like, three in the morning.

00:20:37.360 You were surprised, you know, that I was still up.

00:20:39.700 And I'm like, I just listened to your music, and it is phenomenal.

00:20:44.400 I haven't turned it off.

00:20:46.400 Well, luckily, we had our own recording studio for years, and we recorded a lot of stuff.

00:20:51.960 But, yeah, that's the whole reason.

00:20:54.000 I mean, I was a guitarist all my life.

00:20:56.540 I don't know how old I was when I started playing guitar.

00:20:59.040 I know my dad bought me a pawn shop guitar.

00:21:01.940 We didn't have a lot of money for 50 bucks, and it was a classical guitar.

00:21:05.200 So I learned in classical guitars, you know, the frets were way wider when I was young.

00:21:09.880 So that's actually good.

00:21:12.360 It kind of teaches you, you know, to play on a harder guitar to learn on.

00:21:16.340 But I just taught myself, and I don't know, I was 10 years old or something.

00:21:20.540 And then all the good stuff I wrote was after I really retired from music, and I just kind of sat in my room over the last 10 or 15 years before I lost my fingers to arthritis, and I can't play anymore.

00:21:34.220 But I would, I mean, all the good stuff I wrote was during that, really, when I just sat in a room.

00:21:40.840 Because, I mean, it was just an out for me, and it was just something that's, I don't even know how to explain it,

00:21:47.020 but just sitting down either on piano or guitar and just writing a song to me.

00:21:51.560 It's just religious.

00:21:52.620 It's just like the most stressed, de-stressing formula for me.

00:21:56.820 And I didn't care if anybody heard it or anything.

00:21:58.740 I just enjoyed doing it.

00:22:01.200 And, man, when I lost my hands, and it's funny how God works, because, I mean, just one day my index finger knuckle started really swelling up.

00:22:10.440 I'm like, man, what is wrong with my knuckle?

00:22:12.660 And then it just got worse and worse.

00:22:14.460 I had to go to the doctor.

00:22:15.200 They're like, you've got arthritis, but it's probably not going to happen in all your fingers.

00:22:18.160 And then, you know, now I've got five that are really bad.

00:22:21.720 And even losing that finger on my right hand, I can still play.

00:22:25.600 But then I'll win my index finger on my left hand, and then the pinky and the one next to it on the left hand.

00:22:33.580 And you can't make a chord then, you know.

00:22:35.620 I can still play bass and peel around on piano, because the knuckles where you make your fist, they're all fine.

00:22:41.900 But it just happened one day, you know.

00:22:43.940 And it's just from overuse, from tools and being a hard worker, plus playing guitar hours and hours a day your whole life.

00:22:52.940 That's right.

00:22:53.480 And so it just, my fingers, they basically just said they're old.

00:22:57.300 But, you know, so I needed an outlet.

00:22:59.240 And that's how, when I wrote Rabbit Skin.

00:23:00.980 So I was just like, well, I'm just going to try to write a science fiction novel then.

00:23:03.880 I got to do something.

00:23:05.620 And I was just kind of lost.

00:23:07.160 And it's still depressing.

00:23:08.520 One reason I hadn't put out any of our old music is because it's just depressing to lose it.

00:23:13.960 And I still can't, I still hadn't dealt with it, I guess, because it hurts me not to go in my room after the show and peel around on guitar for a few hours.

00:23:22.400 Because it's just, you know, something.

00:23:25.000 My whole life I did that.

00:23:26.980 And then to lose it, basically overnight, just, you know.

00:23:29.940 And I was an advanced player at the end.

00:23:34.600 I could play just about anything.

00:23:36.460 You know, I played all original stuff.

00:23:37.940 And then I just loved to write and help other people write.

00:23:41.480 But, and then I just said, well, I'm just going to get on Twitter and try to write a book.

00:23:45.100 I just, I'm just going to shift because I have to have an artistic outlet.

00:23:47.960 At some point, that's just the way I am.

00:23:49.600 So, so it's just God, you know, all them years and playing in every bar and bar and all the bar fights and playing every dive from here to, you know, to El Paso and during an old school bus and, you know, getting bigger here and doing albums and this and that and never making it, you know.

00:24:10.800 And working hard and really trying because we had no money and we recorded, we basically had to record live because we didn't have enough money to sit there and record track after track in the earlier years.

00:24:21.980 And, you know, and then writing some bad stuff and putting some bad stuff out that I didn't really like, you know, when I got older and all that and really trying to make it and, and spending years just, you know, trying to just get any kind of attention. 0.97

00:24:34.440 And then I get 54 years old and I come up with this stupid cat turd and it becomes this. 0.97

00:24:38.840 This huge thing. 0.99

00:24:40.800 I think it's the most wonderful thing, but you know, a lot of people, they don't know.

00:24:48.140 It's so crazy how things work though.

00:24:49.960 Isn't it though?

00:24:51.000 I mean, it was just kind of like, you know what, just give it some time, pray on it and your prayers will be answered.

00:24:57.500 You will have another outlet and my goodness has cat turd taken off, but it's not even that.

00:25:02.720 A lot of people don't know.

00:25:03.800 Here's another, here's another something.

00:25:06.660 The intro music that we play every single day in the litter box.

00:25:11.040 That's cat turds band. 0.85

00:25:12.640 Yeah.

00:25:12.820 That's him.

00:25:13.140 That's one of our songs.

00:25:14.280 That's one of them.

00:25:15.160 The intro to one of our songs.

00:25:16.820 Yeah.

00:25:17.400 Yeah.

00:25:18.000 So, I mean.

00:25:19.120 And the breaking news.

00:25:20.460 Yeah.

00:25:20.720 The breaking news is his too.

00:25:22.240 Yeah.

00:25:22.520 Hit it.

00:25:23.160 Oh, wait.

00:25:23.520 Here's the break.

00:25:24.120 Let's see if that works.

00:25:25.140 That's a good, that's a good call.

00:25:26.320 Oh my gosh.

00:25:41.180 I don't know.

00:25:41.820 I don't know if they can see the picture now.

00:25:43.920 Can you see the picture on the screen?

00:25:45.260 I don't know if you can see it or not, but anyway, you'll have to let me know.

00:25:48.920 But yes.

00:25:50.020 I'm sure there's some bugs we got to work out and everything.

00:25:52.460 There are.

00:25:52.600 They do see them though.

00:25:53.540 Okay.

00:25:53.820 So good.

00:25:54.340 So you, okay.

00:25:54.940 So now I can see that you can see the, the breaking news clips.

00:25:58.660 All right.

00:25:58.980 Good.

00:25:59.300 So good to know.

00:26:00.300 All right.

00:26:00.600 So I'll keep that one up there since you can't see anything else, but we'll work on

00:26:03.860 that part.

00:26:04.860 No, it really is interesting how one door will close and another door will open.

00:26:09.300 When I was really playing some serious, serious tennis, and then I took off for a little

00:26:15.820 bit, I expected when I was going to return that I was going to play like I was when I

00:26:22.220 was playing in tournaments and things, right?

00:26:24.460 I mean, that was the expectation.

00:26:26.640 And I get out there and the first day, of course, I just rocked it because I just thought,

00:26:30.500 okay, you know what?

00:26:31.080 I don't care.

00:26:31.700 And I just started playing beautifully.

00:26:33.560 But in the second day, my body went, no, I don't know what you're trying to prove,

00:26:40.620 but this isn't going to work.

00:26:42.260 And then I continued to train and I continue to play.

00:26:45.980 And now I play with, you know, different teams and stuff.

00:26:48.780 And it's good for me.

00:26:49.920 I don't compete anymore on that level, but that was my life.

00:26:53.320 I played tennis and golf.

00:26:54.760 Yes, you did.

00:26:55.740 For years.

00:26:57.020 And you were really good at both.

00:26:59.300 Yeah.

00:26:59.820 But let me tell you something.

00:27:02.220 I've played a lot of sports and I was a long distance runner when I was young too.

00:27:07.180 And I played tennis and golf.

00:27:08.440 And, I mean, I played everything, anything with a ball or anything.

00:27:13.620 I tried to play.

00:27:15.480 I don't care if it was shooting pool, playing tarts, playing ping pong.

00:27:19.220 I didn't care.

00:27:20.620 You know, I just like playing everything.

00:27:22.500 But of all the sports, golf is the one, to me, that's the hardest sport in the world,

00:27:29.040 to play consistently.

00:27:30.480 Because you might go out there and shoot two over and the next day you might shoot 18 over.

00:27:35.840 Now, when I play tennis, I'm going to play, I can't, I don't play 100% my best every time I play tennis.

00:27:44.860 But when I was really into tennis, if I was better than you, I'm going to beat you 90% of the time.

00:27:50.100 And if you're better than me, you're going to beat me 90% of the time.

00:27:52.780 And I could play to my full potential 95% of the time every time I played tennis.

00:27:57.960 But golf, my goodness.

00:28:01.700 It's so hard to be consistent in that sport.

00:28:04.920 It's impossible.

00:28:06.280 It is.

00:28:07.060 It's very hard.

00:28:07.480 I don't see how they do it.

00:28:08.420 These people are so talented.

00:28:10.060 Because I'm telling you, I played golf from a young age, too.

00:28:13.660 And there was times when, you know, I play 18 holes when I was 16 years old.

00:28:18.400 I shoot three under.

00:28:19.800 And then the next time I teed up, I shoot 15 over.

00:28:23.060 You know?

00:28:23.620 Wow.

00:28:23.920 There just ain't no consistency to it.

00:28:25.960 Because it's just so many variables and luck and how your ball bounces and the wind and this

00:28:32.000 and how you're putting that day.

00:28:33.320 And it's hard to hit a little ball 200 yards close to the hole.

00:28:37.100 I don't care.

00:28:38.340 Some days you just can't do it.

00:28:39.600 And if you're just a little off, just a little off.

00:28:42.540 Look at the pros.

00:28:43.840 Even they have bad days and great days.

00:28:45.840 They might shoot a 62 one day and three over the next day.

00:28:49.380 Even for the best players in the world, it's the hardest sport to play consistent that there is.

00:28:55.360 Oh, it is.

00:28:56.320 And I'll tell you, just from my own experience, I don't know how to play any other sport.

00:29:00.840 That's one thing.

00:29:02.140 I grew up on tennis.

00:29:03.660 I played tennis.

00:29:04.400 That is the only sport I know how to play.

00:29:06.120 Everything else is just a disaster.

00:29:07.720 What about a new thing they got?

00:29:09.080 What is that weird sport they're playing?

00:29:10.920 A pickleball.

00:29:11.880 Pickleball.

00:29:12.280 Yeah, I know some people that have taken up pickleball, but I have not tried.

00:29:16.840 I don't know anything really about it.

00:29:19.560 It's kind of an odd one.

00:29:21.520 Yeah, it looks like a cross between ping pong and tennis.

00:29:25.780 It's like a mini tennis version or something.

00:29:28.400 I don't really quite understand it.

00:29:29.760 But that's the only sport that I've ever played.

00:29:31.540 And whenever I would try to go over to the golf side, they would say, you're not allowed over here.

00:29:36.080 Because it would mess up my swing.

00:29:37.340 It would mess up my game.

00:29:38.420 So I didn't play that, and I didn't play ping pong, and I didn't play anything else.

00:29:42.400 And really, I mean, I was put into tennis because my whole family played, and that was just what I did.

00:29:49.400 And so now everybody's like, they expect, because I played that pretty well, that I would be able to be really great at everything else.

00:29:56.580 No, I'm horrible.

00:29:57.740 I don't even, I don't understand it.

00:29:59.180 Now I was a cheerleader, so I understand the basics because I had to cheer for the sports.

00:30:02.960 But other than that, it was, you know, I didn't play anything else.

00:30:07.880 I never cheered.

00:30:10.660 I was a cheerleader.

00:30:11.980 I still am.

00:30:13.000 I mean, it's just, you know, one of those things.

00:30:14.880 I love teammates and all of that stuff.

00:30:17.420 But it's been a really, it was a really great thing for me.

00:30:21.140 It kept me busy.

00:30:22.420 It kept me engaged.

00:30:24.240 And I understood, like, you know, that I always had goals.

00:30:28.260 So I had short-term goals always in my life.

00:30:32.460 And then, you know, two weeks, two months, half year, a year, then you do the reflection of how much were you able to accomplish in a year.

00:30:41.220 So it kept me going in that respect.

00:30:44.140 And I learned a lot in my everyday life as a result of it.

00:30:47.040 So it's been good for me.

00:30:48.320 I never thought I'd be doing this.

00:30:49.780 I mean, but it's like this.

00:30:51.420 I mean, we don't have video today.

00:30:52.960 Next Tuesday, we'll have video.

00:30:54.940 Video is on my target list.

00:30:56.940 But anyway, well, we're over.

00:30:59.540 We've done it.

00:31:00.540 Yeah, we did it.

00:31:01.380 We did it.

00:31:02.760 And.

00:31:03.120 Yeah, so every Tuesday, we're going to kind of just do more personal talking about, you know, questions I want to ask.

00:31:08.160 Ask anything.

00:31:09.660 Yeah.

00:31:10.720 For the subscribers.

00:31:12.440 Exactly.

00:31:13.240 And talk about anything else that's going on that you all want to talk about.

00:31:16.940 Yeah.

00:31:17.320 I mean, it's just kind of like.

00:31:18.300 We're talking about the price of eggs in China.

00:31:20.180 We're talking about something weird.

00:31:21.660 Something very weird.

00:31:22.960 There's always something weird going on.

00:31:24.920 I think it's funny that you've got all of the writers in Hollywood that are on strike.

00:31:29.080 Kat, your phone may start ringing because I don't know what they're going to do.

00:31:32.720 They have to cancel their shows as a result of not having writers.

00:31:36.540 Yeah.

00:31:37.100 That's how funny they are.

00:31:38.420 They're so funny.

00:31:39.140 They have 20 people writing jokes for them.

00:31:41.180 They're still not funny.

00:31:42.420 Isn't that something?

00:31:43.440 I knew you'd have a field day over that.

00:31:45.760 You have 20 writers to write you jokes and you're still not funny.

00:31:49.120 That means you're not funny at all.

00:31:50.760 I know.

00:31:51.180 If it was me, I'd be going, this isn't funny.

00:31:52.900 I'm going to write my own jokes.

00:31:54.920 If you're a comedian, you've got to write your own jokes.

00:31:57.080 You're not a comedian.

00:31:57.920 That's like an artist, you know, tracing something over a piece of paper and say, I draw on the

00:32:02.580 Mona Lisa look.

00:32:03.520 I traced it.

00:32:04.560 Well, I mean, especially since on your page, you are a comedian.

00:32:08.800 So this must just absolutely delight you beyond belief to see that they're having to actually

00:32:14.660 cancel their shows because they don't know how to be funny without somebody writing the

00:32:19.680 jokes for them.

00:32:20.940 Think about that.

00:32:21.460 And they're, and they're, and they're not, it's all just, it's all just cutting down

00:32:25.640 Republicans and Trump.

00:32:26.940 It's just, it's just, it's nauseating.

00:32:28.780 It's not funny.

00:32:29.800 I agree with you.

00:32:31.120 I completely agree.

00:32:32.460 All right, everybody.

00:32:33.580 Well, we will see you tomorrow at three o'clock PM Eastern time on our Rumble channel.

00:32:39.300 And we, again, like Kat Turd just said, we will continue to do this every Tuesday.

00:32:44.480 And then we're going to bring in some other things on this page.

00:32:47.060 So we'll bring in like blogs and recipes possibly, and other little videos of pets and things

00:32:54.220 like that.

00:32:54.840 Some more personal things.

00:32:56.420 That's what we're going to do on this community.

00:32:58.040 So we can get closer to you.

00:32:59.920 You can, we get to know you and you get to know us a little bit more.

00:33:03.320 Anyway, be safe.

00:33:04.780 Thank you so much for letting us try this with you.

00:33:07.960 Thanks for being here.

00:33:08.880 We appreciate you more than you know.

00:33:10.800 Be safe.

00:33:11.480 Be kind to one another.

00:33:12.580 And we will see you later.

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In the Litter Box - May 02, 2023

Hush up boy Biden - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd 5⧸2⧸2023 - Ep. 320

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