Hush up boy Biden - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd 5⧸2⧸2023 - Ep. 320
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Tucker Carlson is back in Tampa, Florida and ready for a new life in the Sunshine State with his wife, Kat, and their son, Hunter, and daughter-in-law, Cat Turd. They talk about what it's like to move to Florida, what it s like being a new family in a new place, and how they plan on making the move.
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I hope you can go ahead and they said I can hear.
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So if you all have any questions for us, politically only, I don't think we're going to get into the whole personal bit.
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All right, we've got a lot of people that says, I see a screen that has Hunter and Jen.
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We will wait for you, but we'll go on through the news until you have any.
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I have my mom who has been in the hospital, and I also have a very dear friend of mine who's in the hospital,
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and I can't leave until something like this happens, until we figure out what we're doing with the two of them.
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I would never forgive myself if something happened to them, and I wasn't here.
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One of the good things is that I can do this show from anywhere, really.
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I mean, I know you've got some personal stuff going on, but yeah, well, no, it's come to Florida.
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That is the place to go, and so I'm really in a trick box right now because I work for my dad, and he needs me there,
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but he's really let me go on this whole thing, and he loves that I'm passionate and that I found something that I really enjoy
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because I've worked for my family my entire life, so anything new, and I didn't do this before, none of it.
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And so this has been a real new experience for me, and so anyway, I'm happy that I have the support of all of you
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and Cat Turd and my family and my friends so I can make some decisions once I get past all of what's going on here.
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Did you get a notification when we moved over here?
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We need to start, like, video – like, getting your audio of some of your characters and playing them
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because you have got some of the funnest voices I've ever heard.
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I mean, you and your Kamala Harris and your Piglosi and some of the ones that you do are just a riot,
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We've got to start recording some of those because they're really, really great.
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They thought, oh, my God, this is going to upset Tucker Carlson fans, and everybody's –
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we're just – everybody's making it their ringtone.
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It's just like he's somebody who's just goofing around before the show,
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just being himself and, you know, talking crap, giving people hell.
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Tucker Carlson unloads on Fox Nation and jokes about post-menopausal fans in the behind-the-scenes footage from –
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Man, the way they're treating Tucker – I mean, why would you give them any business right now?
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I mean, man, the liberals come in there and got rid of them, and they let them.
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And they gave up 4 million views a day just to appease the swamp.
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I'm talking about the people running it, the Paul Rines and whoever else is pulling the strings up there.
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These people – you're talking about no loyalty.
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Man, it's just – it's one thing to fire him, okay, but then to start, hey, we're going to release everything he said in private for eight years
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I already didn't have any respect for you, but now, man, you are totally just nothing but scum of the earth to me now.
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Well, see, this is what is going to separate the men from the boys because Tucker really took the high road.
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He's acting like they don't matter, which is even better.
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You know how sometimes if you just don't even acknowledge them and you just let them crash and burn, you act like they're nothing, then they become nothing.
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It's only when you acknowledge them do they have any power over somebody.
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I'm loving this because it's going to bring some light into otherwise dark media.
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And they have been playing games with their organized questions, who they call on, what they ask, just like you mentioned in the last segment, what they don't ask.
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Like, here was the perfect opportunity for you to press them and call them on it.
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And that's what's really caused so much damage to this country is that they've been allowed to do it.
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We get people like, you know, I mean, look at some of these fools.
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You don't want to get away with Joe because you're Kamala.
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I mean, she sounds like somebody that's really, really, really stoned.
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I bet she's screaming and yelling and cussing everybody.
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He's one of the most despicable, mean, vindictive people you could ever want to.
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Don't let the fake smile and the hair plugs and the fake teeth fool you.
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I mean, it's really, it's really awful to actually watch.
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So I am now going to, okay, so now we've hit our 10 minute mark after I'm going to turn
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So we're going to see if everybody goes over to locals so that you can see what's happening
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So if you're not a subscriber to our locals channel, I'm going to go ahead and sign off
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But now we're going to move over to locals just because we're just trying to test it and
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see if all of this works the way it's supposed to.
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Now, apparently I am having some issues with the video.
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That will be fixed as soon as the lady comes back.
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But as long as you can hear us, that's really cool.
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So Tippy23228 says, so, Cat Turd, when are you going to go on Dan Bongino's show?
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Yeah, the problem with Dan and me is we kind of do the shows at the same time.
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You know, he wears Cat Turd shirts and Cat Turd mugs and stuff sometimes on his show.
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That's the one show I would really love to go on is Dan Bongino.
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Because I don't have time to listen to a lot anymore because of all the stuff I have in my life going on.
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But I do like to maybe 20 minutes before the show, I always listen to his show.
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I think it would be really fun for you two to do a show.
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So any time, if he does that, you let me know and I'll take the day off or something so that we can all go watch you over there.
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And for those subscribers, you get the inside news that, yes, Cash is going to join us on Friday.
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Just about every time he does, Devin Nunes comes on anyway, just for the hell of it.
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Or vice versa when we're on his show, Cash shows up.
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So I don't know if that's going to happen or not.
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So, you know, podcasters and radio people, like I'm telling you, I just radio and me don't get along.
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But the radio hosts are very regimented, you know, because they got commercials.
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And so, you know, they come on and blah, blah, blah.
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And as soon as you start talking, man, it's time to go to a commercial.
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You know, and then you go to another subject and you can't get enough out.
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And then it's time to go to another commercial on a break.
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And usually only on a podcast, they usually want me on for an hour.
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That's about, they always say, I want you on for at least 45 minutes for an hour.
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A radio show, you might only be on for five minutes.
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A total, you might be on a five minutes and they go to commercials and you're on five more minutes.
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So you're, you're, you're rushed trying to get your point across.
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Not only that, but you can't, you know, you know, my potty mouth, you can't cuss and you can't say this and you can't say that and you can't.
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So, you know, in the back of your mind, when you, when you're controlled like that more, it's hard to be yourself and it's hard to get your point across.
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But, you know, I do like to go on some radio shows just because I like the people, but I'd rather stick to the podcast.
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But you know what happened yesterday, which was really interesting.
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I, my notification started going wild because apparently we were picked up in South Carolina on a, on a radio station.
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And so it was one of those things where we didn't know.
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And so I think that they now think you're like this, this huge radio personality because now all of a sudden we're streaming.
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Well, they can't do that without our permission.
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And number one, they have, uh, radio has different rules.
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So, I mean, I don't know how much I got when they were playing it, but apparently for eight minutes before the Ben Shapiro show had technical difficulties, they played our show for some reason.
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I was like, oh my gosh, Cat is like a complete.
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I was like, oh, I wonder exactly what happened because who knows.
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And it apparently, it happened North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
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It was on 94.5 and Statue 704 on Truth sent it to me first.
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But after that, everybody else said, wow, oh my gosh, I heard that.
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I'm like, it must have been because of you being on Bo Schneirdley.
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They're like, there's the radio internet sensation.
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Now, I did have somebody that just said, messaged me and said they're subscribed to the Rumble, but they're not able to connect to locals right now.
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But there are people getting in, though, right?
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Yes, we've got a whole bunch of people in here.
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And so the only problem that I'm having right now, and I just messaged my tech guy, IT guy, to let him know, is just the video.
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I mean, we had to work on it without locals being with us yesterday, but we'll have it figured out by tomorrow.
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Well, this is only going to be every Tuesday, though, for next week.
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Thank you so much for being here, you all, because, honestly, we wouldn't have been able to even test it.
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I needed to make sure that I had Kat in here and that I had you in here.
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And so I know what my problems are, so I can take it from there.
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And when I got this immediate response, I nearly died.
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I just froze because it had one of those, you know, those automatic messages on email.
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You're not allowed to have a family situation here.
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But I always get nervous whenever we're doing something new.
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I mean, I guess, I don't know if you would call it that other than like type A.
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I really like to put out something that's polished and put together.
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And so whenever I go into uncharted territory, I just, the whole cast of doubt.
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I don't have any nerves for some reason when it comes to this stuff.
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I mean, I think I did the first radio show I did.
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But since, I mean, it's been years now since we've been podcasting.
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And that's another reason why I started this Saturday show was so I could just try to get
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But for some reason, I have a hard time with it.
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In fact, one of my friends, one of my really dear friends, whose mom was Julie London, who,
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and that's where I got my theme song from there.
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And he said that with as many movies as she did, and as many times as she performed on stage,
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she's got a Hollywood star right there in front of the Roosevelt Hotel.
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His dad was Bobby Troop, and they're just an amazing family.
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He said that she was nervous every single time she performed.
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It was just something that she had to deal with.
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And that she tried everything, but it didn't matter.
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But once she got up there, she just started going with it.
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Everybody cannot wait until you start with your music again.
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I mean, we'll do some stuff to the subscribers soon.
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Oh, see, I feel like I have the upper hand right now because I've heard a lot of Kat
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Turd's music, and you're not going to believe it.
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If you've got a southern accent, everybody thinks you listen to only country music.
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Because, yeah, anybody hears my voice, and if I ever, like, through my life, see a musician,
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I'm playing some, I'm laying down some funk tracks on bass at the studio.
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When you sent it to me the first time, I was like, are you kidding?
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I was going, I think, to San Diego or somewhere, and I had it blasting.
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I think I messaged you at, like, three in the morning.
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You were surprised, you know, that I was still up.
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And I'm like, I just listened to your music, and it is phenomenal.
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Well, luckily, we had our own recording studio for years, and we recorded a lot of stuff.
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I don't know how old I was when I started playing guitar.
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We didn't have a lot of money for 50 bucks, and it was a classical guitar.
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So I learned in classical guitars, you know, the frets were way wider when I was young.
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It kind of teaches you, you know, to play on a harder guitar to learn on.
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But I just taught myself, and I don't know, I was 10 years old or something.
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And then all the good stuff I wrote was after I really retired from music, and I just kind of sat in my room over the last 10 or 15 years before I lost my fingers to arthritis, and I can't play anymore.
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But I would, I mean, all the good stuff I wrote was during that, really, when I just sat in a room.
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Because, I mean, it was just an out for me, and it was just something that's, I don't even know how to explain it,
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but just sitting down either on piano or guitar and just writing a song to me.
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It's just like the most stressed, de-stressing formula for me.
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And I didn't care if anybody heard it or anything.
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And, man, when I lost my hands, and it's funny how God works, because, I mean, just one day my index finger knuckle started really swelling up.
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They're like, you've got arthritis, but it's probably not going to happen in all your fingers.
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And then, you know, now I've got five that are really bad.
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And even losing that finger on my right hand, I can still play.
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But then I'll win my index finger on my left hand, and then the pinky and the one next to it on the left hand.
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I can still play bass and peel around on piano, because the knuckles where you make your fist, they're all fine.
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And it's just from overuse, from tools and being a hard worker, plus playing guitar hours and hours a day your whole life.
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And so it just, my fingers, they basically just said they're old.
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So I was just like, well, I'm just going to try to write a science fiction novel then.
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One reason I hadn't put out any of our old music is because it's just depressing to lose it.
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And I still can't, I still hadn't dealt with it, I guess, because it hurts me not to go in my room after the show and peel around on guitar for a few hours.
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And then to lose it, basically overnight, just, you know.
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And then I just loved to write and help other people write.
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But, and then I just said, well, I'm just going to get on Twitter and try to write a book.
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I just, I'm just going to shift because I have to have an artistic outlet.
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So, so it's just God, you know, all them years and playing in every bar and bar and all the bar fights and playing every dive from here to, you know, to El Paso and during an old school bus and, you know, getting bigger here and doing albums and this and that and never making it, you know.
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And working hard and really trying because we had no money and we recorded, we basically had to record live because we didn't have enough money to sit there and record track after track in the earlier years.
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And, you know, and then writing some bad stuff and putting some bad stuff out that I didn't really like, you know, when I got older and all that and really trying to make it and, and spending years just, you know, trying to just get any kind of attention.
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And then I get 54 years old and I come up with this stupid cat turd and it becomes this.
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I think it's the most wonderful thing, but you know, a lot of people, they don't know.
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I mean, it was just kind of like, you know what, just give it some time, pray on it and your prayers will be answered.
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You will have another outlet and my goodness has cat turd taken off, but it's not even that.
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The intro music that we play every single day in the litter box.
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I don't know if you can see it or not, but anyway, you'll have to let me know.
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I'm sure there's some bugs we got to work out and everything.
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So now I can see that you can see the, the breaking news clips.
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So I'll keep that one up there since you can't see anything else, but we'll work on
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No, it really is interesting how one door will close and another door will open.
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When I was really playing some serious, serious tennis, and then I took off for a little
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bit, I expected when I was going to return that I was going to play like I was when I
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And I get out there and the first day, of course, I just rocked it because I just thought,
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But in the second day, my body went, no, I don't know what you're trying to prove,
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And then I continued to train and I continue to play.
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And now I play with, you know, different teams and stuff.
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I don't compete anymore on that level, but that was my life.
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I've played a lot of sports and I was a long distance runner when I was young too.
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And, I mean, I played everything, anything with a ball or anything.
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I don't care if it was shooting pool, playing tarts, playing ping pong.
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But of all the sports, golf is the one, to me, that's the hardest sport in the world,
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Because you might go out there and shoot two over and the next day you might shoot 18 over.
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Now, when I play tennis, I'm going to play, I can't, I don't play 100% my best every time I play tennis.
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But when I was really into tennis, if I was better than you, I'm going to beat you 90% of the time.
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And if you're better than me, you're going to beat me 90% of the time.
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And I could play to my full potential 95% of the time every time I played tennis.
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Because I'm telling you, I played golf from a young age, too.
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And there was times when, you know, I play 18 holes when I was 16 years old.
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And then the next time I teed up, I shoot 15 over.
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Because it's just so many variables and luck and how your ball bounces and the wind and this
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And it's hard to hit a little ball 200 yards close to the hole.
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And if you're just a little off, just a little off.
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They might shoot a 62 one day and three over the next day.
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Even for the best players in the world, it's the hardest sport to play consistent that there is.
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And I'll tell you, just from my own experience, I don't know how to play any other sport.
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Yeah, I know some people that have taken up pickleball, but I have not tried.
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Yeah, it looks like a cross between ping pong and tennis.
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But that's the only sport that I've ever played.
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And whenever I would try to go over to the golf side, they would say, you're not allowed over here.
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So I didn't play that, and I didn't play ping pong, and I didn't play anything else.
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And really, I mean, I was put into tennis because my whole family played, and that was just what I did.
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And so now everybody's like, they expect, because I played that pretty well, that I would be able to be really great at everything else.
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Now I was a cheerleader, so I understand the basics because I had to cheer for the sports.
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But other than that, it was, you know, I didn't play anything else.
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I mean, it's just, you know, one of those things.
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But it's been a really, it was a really great thing for me.
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And I understood, like, you know, that I always had goals.
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And then, you know, two weeks, two months, half year, a year, then you do the reflection of how much were you able to accomplish in a year.
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And I learned a lot in my everyday life as a result of it.
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Yeah, so every Tuesday, we're going to kind of just do more personal talking about, you know, questions I want to ask.
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And talk about anything else that's going on that you all want to talk about.
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We're talking about the price of eggs in China.
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I think it's funny that you've got all of the writers in Hollywood that are on strike.
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Kat, your phone may start ringing because I don't know what they're going to do.
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They have to cancel their shows as a result of not having writers.
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You have 20 writers to write you jokes and you're still not funny.
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If you're a comedian, you've got to write your own jokes.
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That's like an artist, you know, tracing something over a piece of paper and say, I draw on the
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Well, I mean, especially since on your page, you are a comedian.
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So this must just absolutely delight you beyond belief to see that they're having to actually
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cancel their shows because they don't know how to be funny without somebody writing the
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And they're, and they're, and they're not, it's all just, it's all just cutting down
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Well, we will see you tomorrow at three o'clock PM Eastern time on our Rumble channel.
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And we, again, like Kat Turd just said, we will continue to do this every Tuesday.
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And then we're going to bring in some other things on this page.
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So we'll bring in like blogs and recipes possibly, and other little videos of pets and things
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That's what we're going to do on this community.
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You can, we get to know you and you get to know us a little bit more.
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Thank you so much for letting us try this with you.