Johnson Rebuked - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 457 - 11⧸16⧸2023
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1 hour and 14 minutes
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184.37157
Summary
Jules and Cat Turd are back from their Thanksgiving break and ready to head back to the grind of the holidays. They talk about what they ve been up to the past week and what they re looking forward to in the new year.
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Today is Thursday, November 16th, 2023, episode number 457.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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I feel like I'm getting strep throat or something.
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I mean, you went from flip-flops to where you had to wear a jacket.
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So, and you were around a lot of people, which you normally aren't.
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All of that stuff is going to start showing up a little bit.
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But I'm kind of dreading my plane ride because of that reason, to be honest.
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I've been putting in the vitamin C and everything else that you can do to prepare for this thing.
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I'm just going to escape for a while, which means I won't have any reception, which is probably going to be a really good thing.
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You don't have to tell me the town, but Smoky or Rocky?
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I've been messing up the date on the show every single time that we announce the show.
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I do Political Rendezvous on Saturdays, and then we do In the Litter Box.
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But then you throw in something like turd stock, and it's like, whew, sends you to the moon and back.
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So, it will be 13 days straight of doing shows, and so I'm starting to feel a little nutty.
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Because when I got back, you know, when I get back, so I got five, six orders, and it started the Christmas orders kind of.
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So, I had hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of orders when I got back.
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Normally, I wouldn't have that many, but Christmas is starting to, orders are kind of starting now.
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So, I spent, as soon as I got back, I spent two 14-hour days until I finally caught up late last night.
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And then today, all my Christmas stuff came in, and so I had to drive like 50 miles to pick it up.
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And then it was thousands of pounds, and I had my truck completely stuffed.
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I don't even know how I got home, even with the bed.
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I finally got it all in the house and got it all fixed up about five minutes before the show.
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We're trying to make sure that we, you know, please everybody in the family, friends, everybody that we're going to go seeing.
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I know both in your world, my world, and all of the other worlds in between.
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If we sound a little nutty, then, yeah, that's because we're a little tired over here.
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But that's not going to stop us from bringing you the news.
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And he absolutely, with every situation, he goes to kind of prove that we're still in the swamp here.
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And, well, lots of people have been talking about it.
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They get revenge on Speaker Mike Johnson after tanking appropriations bill after the Democrats helped him pass a stopgap measure,
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punting government funding deadline to after the new year.
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They don't never lose their voices, I'll tell you that, because they're never there long enough.
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And then they just continue to just take a vacation.
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And they've never lost a day of a paycheck in their lives, nor are they planning to.
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So you've got the rule to advance the Commerce, Justice, and Science Appropriations Bill,
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as well as Iranian-sanctioned legislation, failed after 19 Republicans voted against it.
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Conservative hardliners stopped short of criticizing Johnson personally, offering him leeway,
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I don't know why you need to give anybody leeway.
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I think McCarthy's behind the scenes, screwing with everybody.
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I don't think McCarthy ever got out from behind the scenes.
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The fact that he just elbowed somebody in the hall should tell you everything that you need to know.
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So you have Speaker Johnson that's also talking about the impeachment inquiry.
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Already shown corrupt conduct of Biden crime family calls for key witnesses to testify under oath.
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Everybody who subpoena's from the Biden family, they won't show.
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If that was Republicans, they'd go arrest their lawyers.
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And they would all be standing together demanding an impeachment.
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And not only that, I mean, when you think about it, look at President Trump.
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No, they went straight to the end of the goal post.
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I mean, the whole thing has just gotten so out of control.
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You see the way they're bowing down to China, right?
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This is one of the worst situations we have ever seen.
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And you've got the CCP, and they are just laying out the red carpet with Xi coming to town.
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It's just like, I remember when Johnson was praying.
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I was just like, okay, that show, that's nothing to do.
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First bill was to give a lot of money to Israel.
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Second bill is to give a lot of money to Ukraine.
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You know, don't listen to what they say, because they all say that.
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I mean, Kevin McCarthy sounded like he was to the right of Ronald Reagan when he talked.
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And they're proven to be the same old body of nothing.
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They can't even impeach Mayorkas, who's letting tens of millions of people.
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I mean, this border situation has gotten so completely out of control.
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Biden's border crisis, hundreds of illegal aliens have crossed the Rio Grande
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You've got hundreds that lunged into the Rio Grande and cross into Eagle Pass en masse.
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where Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy recently visited.
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Just get a backhoe and push a bunch of dirt bridge over there so they don't have to get wet.
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We need voters because we're losing the hours because we suck.
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When you had she go to San Francisco, what do they do with the homeless?
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They disappeared, basically, just so they could put on this big show.
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Well, I can guarantee you that the homeless and American citizens and veterans that were living on the streets,
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they certainly didn't put them in five-star hotels like they do illegal immigrants, aliens.
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They certainly didn't treat them with white-handed gloves.
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What are they doing for a living right now besides sucking on the government?
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I mean, how are these people, especially in the middle of a city, how are they getting work?
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They are getting all the accommodations of home right now.
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And that's why they keep coming in droves, because it is very tempting.
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You've got, look at this, under Biden's direction, customs and border protection cuts Texas DPS barbed wire barrier,
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keeping the hordes of illegals, invasion by design.
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We had a plan under President Trump for the border.
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They take all of the scraps from the border material and they sell it.
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We're talking about $200 million plus of border wall.
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In Eagle Pass, Texas, where just moments ago, Customs and Border Protection cut a hole through the concertina wire
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that has been stretched by Texas DPS along the border there to allow migrants to come through.
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So it was initially a group of about 60 to 70 people.
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Some women and children who were sort of in the middle of the river were picked up by, I guess it would be Texas DPS,
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because they're running the airboats there up and down the river and taken out of the water and to safer ground there.
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But as you can see, as we have watched for the last couple of weeks,
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the illegal migration across the river into the United States continues with this border crossing in Eagle Pass,
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And then over the weekend, we set what we believe is a new record of 11,000 people crossing into the United States in a single day.
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And they would be deported back to their home country.
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Do they look like they're in ill health to you?
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Also, once you start doing stuff like that, once you say the border's closed,
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The word was spread all the way down to the whole country down there, every country.
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You start deporting people, they start mass deporting people, and then nobody will come in.
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Well, I mean, this is only going to get worse as if we haven't seen the worst of it.
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And they aren't even reporting the numbers of people that have slipped in here, the catch and release.
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And then they put them on airplanes in the middle of the night and end up in certain areas.
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In L.A. alone, I have noticed a significant difference.
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There are a lot of Arabic people that are coming into L.A.
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And so something is happening in the big cities.
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On Saturday, I reported on my show, you had the Palestinian flags.
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And they were beeping and they were stopping and they were shouting and protesting and all of that.
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I expect that to happen a lot more coming up because that's how they operate.
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And here we are funding all of these wars, funding all of these projects and nothing here at home.
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In fact, this is one I thought you would be particularly interested in it.
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They've removed COVID vaccine requirement for recruits following the historic low in recruitment since 1973.
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They're trying to say it's been low recruitment since 1973?
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There were no recruiting problems back when I was in the Army or during Trump or anything.
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Well, it started during Biden because of that right there.
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And they turned it woke and then they started transgender and everything.
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And a lot of people were concerned and said, OK, well, if that's the case, then I'm just going to go ahead and drop out.
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A lot of them can't fly anymore because of blood clots and everything else.
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So now they're quietly starting to remove all of these requirements.
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But it's too late for those that have already gotten the jab.
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So, I mean, just think of the thousands and thousands and thousands of people who didn't re-up or didn't or refused and got kicked out of the Army.
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So all the smart people in the Navy, Army, Air Force, Marines got kicked out.
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The smartest ones that knew, hey, I'm just going to let them put that in my body.
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So all the smartest ones that free thinkers can think for themselves, they're all gone.
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I mean, who wants to fight for the country under Biden?
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I mean, would you feel comfortable knowing that he is really ready and wanting to put you on the front line and put you in multiple wars that are going to last decades?
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I mean, this is exactly what they're having to do because no one's interested in supporting these efforts.
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So, I mean, this is a huge deal, but it's an eye-opener.
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You know, it goes from requiring a vaccine because it's not going to hurt you.
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This is how you know the pharmaceutical companies, how they're feeling the loss, but then also how their messaging with the American people has completely failed.
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They are now having to advertise that COVID vaccine is not required.
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That's a long stretch from where we were, where you couldn't go to a restaurant.
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That's saying they don't believe in it anymore.
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Young, healthy, athletic men have been the ones hit hardest by far.
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And what's the Army and Marines and stuff made up mostly of?
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You know a lot of them people have died or are sick or can't do anything anymore.
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They met their own disability, and they won't even release it, I bet, ever.
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Oh, see, that's what they're trying to hide, too.
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And what they really didn't want was to be able to have the comparison of people that did get the jab versus those that didn't.
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That's why they were forcing it on everyone so they wouldn't have the statistics.
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To make that mandatory, that is exactly what the Biden regime did.
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They made it absolutely mandatory, especially here in California.
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In California, if you were hurt, if you had to go to the hospital, you had to receive a jab in order to get treatment.
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In order to enter the hospital, to see a loved one, you had to present your card showing that you had been vaccinated.
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They shut the whole world down over a damn flu.
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Well, and in buildings in China, the model that they so want to put, model America around now, what were they doing in those apartment buildings?
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They were just sealing those buildings completely.
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And you would have a fire that would break out.
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This is exactly what we're trying to fight on this show here.
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And so while they praise, you know, China and Xi coming into the United States and basically, you know, doing anything and everything that he wants.
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He tried to make a joke about the press to Communist China's Xi Jinping.
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I mean, seriously, one of many stumbles and bumbles from this whole thing.
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Biden makes a joke about the press to Chinese dictator Xi Jinping before Biden's microphone is cut.
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Reminder, there is no freedom of press in communist China.
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I mean, he's nervous every single time that he sits next to him and the man says something.
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I think Blinken's starting to run the show now because he's beside him all the time.
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You've got Biden smirking as his handlers scream at press to leave the room so he can privately meet with China's Xi Jinping.
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You've got Biden and his old friend Xi Jinping are back together at last.
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Did you see that meme that Eldonado Trumpo did over?
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Well, I'm going to, I'll put it back on top of my page.
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You've got, this is all happening and you've got San Francisco homeless population, which
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It was completely, entirely cleared out for Xi Jinping.
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The government can easily fix our cities overnight.
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Did you see them idiots shutting down the San Francisco bridge?
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I mean, there's people who can't go to the ambulance or it might be going to the hospital.
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It might be a pregnant woman delivering a baby.
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There's people have to go work to feed their families.
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There's truck drivers that do this for a living that are stuck in traffic down for eight,
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ten hours that are trying to deliver and everything gets backed up.
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Every time somebody does it, it's automatically two, three years in prison.
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So you're going to see all of this stuff, just like you've seen.
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I mean, everybody here knows exactly when somebody comes to town, they're going to do what?
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And people are going to buy that that's the way it is here.
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We've got a homeless situation that you cannot even imagine.
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I bet you see it every day, all day, all night.
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I would rather walk in the street, in L.A. traffic, than I would on.
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I mean, 100%, I am safer walking in L.A. traffic with cars and everything else than I am with that whole thing.
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Because you've got tents on either side of a sidewalk.
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And you're like, okay, so how long is this going to last?
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And you keep walking, and you keep walking, and you keep walking.
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And they're side by side by side on both sides.
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So I now take the route of, all right, I'm just going to get on the street, and hey, there may be a car, but I think the car will see me, and I feel safer with the car seeing me.
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I'm going to say, I'm going to take my chances than getting in the middle of a homeless encampment where no telling what's going to happen on there.
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You remember the story about the pro-Hamas protester.
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You had this particular gentleman, Al-Nanji, who was arrested in the death of the Jewish man, Paul Kessler.
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He's been charged with involuntary manslaughter.
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But I don't know if it's involuntary manslaughter.
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He hit him on the head, this gentleman, hit him on the head, and he died.
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So I guess they're just looking for what they can charge him with, anything that would stick.
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Sometimes you can charge him with that, and he'll get bigger sentences than first-degree murder.
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When the man was bleeding out, they were still protesting.
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They made an arrest in the death of the Jewish man, Paul Kessler, who was killed during a protest last Sunday in California.
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The 50-year-old Ventura County Community College professor, and you have this al-Najji.
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He has been charged with involuntary manslaughter.
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And his bail has been set at a million dollars.
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So you have Sergeant Robin Hughes told Fox News that there will be additional information later today that will be released.
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But they're not providing any info at this moment in time.
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They're trying to get everybody involved in this whole war over there with Israel and Palestine.
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I mean, these breakouts, these protesters, all of this stuff is for show.
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And you have the police who have evacuated congressmen from violent pro-Hamas riot on Capitol Hill, the House buildings on lockdown.
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The U.S. Capitol Police released a statement on Wednesday evening that a number of congressmen were evacuated from the area of violent pro-Hamas protest on Capitol Hill.
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Kat, can you imagine if these were MAGA supporters?
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They arrested one person just to say an arrest was made.
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They'll get whatever, some misdemeanor bullcrap charge, and they'll pay a $150 fine.
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This is what we're finding out about what happened on January 6th as so many people, Owen Schroyer and others.
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I use Owen's name just because it's recognizable, but there are so many other people that should have their name recognized at this point because you know what?
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What's happening to them is the worst thing I've ever heard.
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So here you've got the pro-Palestine protesters who are clashing with Metro D.C. police.
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This was outside the Democrat National Committee headquarters in Washington.
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Solitary confinement. Let's not forget about that.
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Let's not forget about the fact that they were blaming everything on COVID.
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That's why they couldn't see their friends' family attorneys.
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These people have been treated worse than you would treat a real terrorist,
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and yet they're calling them domestic terrorists.
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So my question on this one when I saw this particular one was,
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I'm curious, do you know how many FBI agents dressed up as pro-Palestine protesters
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They're treating and handling this completely different.
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And the more you find out about it, the worse it actually gets.
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We lost our account on Twitch because we've been showing a lot of the J6 footage
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this entire time, which was fine with us because, you know, hey, you know,
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we're going to go ahead and talk about the things that actually mattered
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which seems to be the norm for showing some of this footage.
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Well, now, all of a sudden, it's a common event.
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You've got Congress and everybody else who are talking about it.
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While the FBI are the real domestic terrorists,
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remember when Antifa changed out of their clothes on January 6th?
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Now that we've connected the dots that these ghost buses were filled with FBI informants,
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it's important to remember that there were Antifa members that were changing from their black attire
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I'm going to play it for you so you can watch it in action.
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Changing their black clothing into red-blue in the bushes at the end, she yells,
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This is what was happening in the bushes January 6th.
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Now, I put that video up, but it does have the YMCA song in it,
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Yeah, we get in trouble if we don't have rights to music,
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and then we have to go back in and edit the whole thing.
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That's why we have to play our own music around here for intros and stuff.
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So now they can still watch Turtstock anytime they want, right?
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I'm so, I missed the live stream, and I didn't get to come.
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If you want to watch Turtstock, you can watch it anytime.
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Just go there and hit the Rumble link or whatever the link's there.
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Or they can go to our website if that's easier for them.
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and then you've got the excitement of the Turtstock.
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We're going to add some pictures to this and really liven it up.
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But down here, you've got all of the different episodes of the show.
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So here it is, Turtstock, the big reveal, Turtstock 23.
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And if you want to view all of our episodes of our show,
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That's why I always say it takes me a while to get everything loaded
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so let me just give everybody a little quick little lesson here on this stuff.
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This is our page in the litter box, and you just scroll down.
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a different image so that people could find it.
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All the other ones are our regular logo in the litter box.
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But Turdstock, just to make it easier for people to find on Rumble,
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I bet I had 100 people contact me today and just,
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So I'm going to leave that up for a while on my pinned tweet.
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And if anybody wants to see it, you just go to, you know,
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Just go to Jules' website, and the links are right there, too.
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You can rewind it, fast-forward it, whatever you want to do.
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Incredible, you know, the whole event was just mesmerizing,
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even if you weren't there, from my perspective.
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and I had to really concentrate because I'm like,
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But sure, just go to our Rumble channel or go to inthelitterbox.com,
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and you can go into the archives, just like I showed you,
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We don't advertise our show as often as we should
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or our website as often as we should because everything's there.
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You can just click on it and still watch it just whenever you get time.
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How long did it end up being, three and a half hours or something?
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It was three hours, 38 minutes, and 33 seconds.
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It went a little long because Hip Turd made an appearance.
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There were so many fun things about that event.
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You could have just been just a person on seat number seven, table four,
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They would know my laugh, and they would know my son.
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I should have just picked some random person in the audience
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and said, say hello to Jules Jones, and just point at somebody.
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I wanted to make sure that it went off without a hitch,
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and I needed to make sure that I was monitoring it.
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And I wouldn't even let IT guy get near it, even though he's IT guy.
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I was so protective because I wanted this thing to be so incredible.
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And then when we lost the link right beforehand because of testing and all of that,
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I mean, that in itself set me back just mentally.
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Normally, it takes me like an hour and a half to build a show
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You have all the different things that have to work together, coordinated.
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And but when that happened, I only had about an hour.
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because there was no changing when that thing went live.
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So I just had to just go for it as quickly as I possibly could
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and then let the musicians take over, let Cat do his thing
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and monitor to make sure we weren't losing the signal and all that stuff,
00:38:36.980
making sure that the audio and the vocals matched up.
00:38:43.520
Let's thought we're going to do another one sometime in April.
00:38:52.520
You wouldn't believe the people contacting John Rich and I.
00:38:57.380
I'm sure a lot of people want to be in the band.
00:39:02.000
I mean, and of course, we're not going to put a band up.
00:39:03.720
The thing about our show is it's going to be you and a guitar, original music.
00:39:08.900
So it's going to be, you know, I mean, I would accept a piano if somebody wanted to play,
00:39:15.800
There's going to be no, you know, fog machines and orchestras or full bands.
00:39:21.280
It's just going to be pure, raw songwriter music, singer-songwriters.
00:39:30.460
And John told me, he said, you think them guys are good?
00:39:34.020
I know four or five more people just like that.
00:39:40.580
I've gotten a lot of grief, okay, just so you know.
00:39:43.580
You and I haven't been able to talk since the whole thing, really.
00:39:48.120
But I've had a lot of big accounts that were very upset that they weren't included.
00:39:53.960
And I've had to explain to them that this was a show that was announced on our show for the Littermates.
00:40:01.280
I mean, these are for people that have been supporting you.
00:40:03.620
You were coming out for the first time and supporting the show and everything else.
00:40:11.660
It wasn't that anybody tried to leave anybody out.
00:40:16.680
So just like with your merchandise and stuff, we try to give everybody a little heads up.
00:40:21.840
If they're following us that closely here on the show, then they deserve the VIP, the opportunity to get the tickets first.
00:40:29.300
It wasn't that anybody was trying to purposely leave anybody out.
00:40:37.200
You wouldn't believe the people that want to come to that thing that's been contacting me.
00:40:43.840
I don't want to turn it into like a Mar-a-Lago event where it's all just the big influencers and stuff like that.
00:40:49.680
Because then it would lose its magic a little bit.
00:40:52.460
I'm not saying they can't come if they get a ticket.
00:40:55.320
But, you know, we're going to do it like we did last time and we'll put it for sale.
00:41:02.160
And then it's going to be Litter Mates, though.
00:41:06.660
And, of course, I have 25 tickets or something that I'm allowed to bring people.
00:41:11.520
And I'll bring, you know, some of the people on Twitter and stuff with that and my old friends and stuff like that.
00:41:23.300
I mean, it's not going to get better until I can, you know, gut it out to the weekend.
00:41:29.620
And it's so true because, you know what, you have been running nonstop.
00:41:33.120
That's why we're really excited about this holiday because we never take off.
00:41:42.520
And other than Christmas and New Year's, those were the real breaks that we took.
00:41:56.080
I think the 4th of July, we did a four-day weekend.
00:42:06.460
And so that's why I say when we start speaking in code and in rhymes, it's because it's just
00:42:15.900
I mean, you had a very big situation in your life.
00:42:20.200
You came out and took off the avatar of the cast.
00:42:34.520
When me and John Rich, we went down, so we surprised everybody.
00:42:37.980
They let up all the VIPs to the second floor, and it filled up.
00:42:42.560
And I said, John, because he talked to me about a meet-and-greet, we're going there and
00:42:49.100
And so we just kind of walked in the room, and, man, it exploded.
00:42:55.060
And it just took about five seconds for me shaking hands with people to figure out which
00:43:01.860
You couldn't miss me in my Marlboro Man outfit.
00:43:07.860
And there's going to be so many events to follow.
00:43:11.000
But there was a whole, a lot of people don't understand, there was a whole thing that happened
00:43:15.340
even prior to this, whether you were going to come out, whether you were not going to
00:43:20.160
We were going back and forth with the whole idea.
00:43:27.080
And I was just trying to figure out if I was going to do it.
00:43:42.520
And the other thing was, and I was trying to explain it to you in the most delicate way
00:43:56.320
So either you were going to come out or pictures were going to be spread.
00:44:02.500
I go to parties where people take everybody's phone and they put it in a lockbox and they're
00:44:06.040
like, okay, so no one can get these pictures of each other or celebrities or what have
00:44:11.200
So, I mean, I've seen that before, but this was a totally different event and it wasn't
00:44:17.260
And so I knew that people were going to be thrilled with getting a picture of you.
00:44:21.780
And even though they didn't mean anything bad by it, it was going to leak.
00:44:27.740
So that's when I decided to do the selfie in the mirror.
00:44:33.200
So, and, uh, and then it was like an hour before the show, maybe an hour and a half.
00:44:41.620
It was about an hour before the show, about, it was like five minutes or 10 minutes.
00:44:44.900
I believe if I remember this right before we were going to, for John Richman to go down,
00:44:53.180
He said, you better post that picture so you can actually show the first picture of yourself
00:44:57.960
Cause if not, somebody's going to snap a picture and they're going to get the first
00:45:17.620
Well, everybody's been wondering and they've been trying to identify you for so long.
00:45:27.000
So I usually on a given day, I mean, I don't know how there hasn't been a wreck outside
00:45:41.040
I'm sitting in my new truck that the trolls bought me.
00:45:47.740
I hit the brake and it went off, whatever it is.
00:45:53.200
You have to know you did because, okay, so you're supposed to be in Nashville.
00:46:00.860
And so I get this elusive text from you and it's like, I don't know, an hour before the
00:46:07.380
whole event and you're like, Hey, I'm at the dealership.
00:46:10.120
I can't, I can't get, I can't make it to the show.
00:46:13.740
Are we midlife crisis or are we, are we having a breakdown?
00:46:20.720
I've been, I've been, I've been looking at trucks for years and I was going to go that
00:46:24.440
day and I just got caught and it was just, you know, it just kept dragging and dragging
00:46:30.320
I should have been out of there three hours before the show.
00:46:33.300
And it just, I just like, I'm not going to make it.
00:46:38.000
And so, and then they did find out I was cat turd and all these people are coming up
00:46:46.400
I said, look, I'm going to get, you can take a picture of the guy, one of the manager.
00:46:52.300
I said, you can take a picture of me with you guys only if you promise.
00:46:55.980
And you got a pinky swear not to put it out until like five days from now after you start
00:47:02.800
And I haven't seen the picture, but he didn't post it.
00:47:05.400
Look, if I say I ain't going to post it, I ain't going to post it.
00:47:10.260
If you do, I'm going to say it's some random dude that bought a truck lying about being me.
00:47:19.540
But the stress, the stress was immense for me and I'm just, I'm just exhausted.
00:47:26.780
I don't know if I got strep throat or what, but, and now, you know, something that might
00:47:31.880
be happening in the next three weeks, it's going to start all over again, but even worse
00:47:36.960
So this is going to be even, this is going to be, if you imagine that, how much pressure
00:47:42.200
and nervousness I had about that, this is going to be that times 10.
00:47:47.060
Just to make y'all wonder what it is even more.
00:47:50.060
You should hear the, you should hear their comments.
00:47:51.620
They're like, oh my gosh, I cannot believe that they just sat here and wasted five minutes
00:47:54.760
of my life talking about what they're not going to tell us.
00:47:56.840
Well, we're just trying to build up the energy here and the excitement.
00:48:04.300
So, you know, until it's in the books or until it's for sure, I don't want to tell anybody.
00:48:10.720
When I found out for sure, I'll say something, which hopefully it could be tomorrow or be
00:48:17.260
Well, as soon as I know for sure, I'll say something here and I'll, I'll announce it here.
00:48:45.200
See, that would be something cool, but it wouldn't be nervous for me.
00:48:59.880
And I think that when you start looking at how hard you've worked on this account, what
00:49:05.040
you were able to achieve as Cat Turd, what you've been able to do.
00:49:12.120
And with the help of all of the littermates and everybody else and all the memesters and
00:49:18.520
everybody that's been involved since the very beginning, I remember when I had a larger
00:49:26.120
And I remember when you passed me up and then I lost mine, poof, gone.
00:49:30.240
You went to turd stardom and mine was like wiped off the map with so many other people.
00:49:38.320
You don't know how much you're loved, but I wish you could hear the one thing we're going
00:49:41.700
to do different next time is we're going to like the crowd because the crowd was so
00:49:44.740
loud and you just couldn't hear them on the thing.
00:49:47.720
But man, they went nuts when I mentioned your name there.
00:49:54.000
And I always feel so bad when I try to answer everybody and I can't.
00:50:01.480
Remember when I said there's going to be a point when everybody gets mad at you because
00:50:06.980
I get people I talk to on DMs when I have 5,000 followers that are furious.
00:50:12.540
I mean, they unfollow me and talk bad about me because I don't continue to talk to them
00:50:17.020
And the reason I can't is because I can't read them all.
00:50:19.080
I mean, let's say I go to bed and I get 457 DMs.
00:50:24.080
It rotates, you know, it's so far down the page.
00:50:27.900
I can't sit there and get up in the morning and have my schedule where I have to work 12
00:50:33.940
I can't scroll down that and then find every single individual DM and answer or talk or,
00:50:44.920
And then you look at your emails, there's another 480.
00:50:50.580
And I told you, you're going to get to that point and it's just going to be, it's going
00:50:53.840
to, you're going to be so exhausted trying to please everybody and you're going to realize
00:50:59.060
It's really hard because unless somebody is on top, they adjust and I'm looking at it
00:51:04.140
at that particular moment where I can see it on my, my list of DMs, I miss it.
00:51:10.180
And I feel so terrible because they're like, Hey, you know what?
00:51:24.560
As soon as one comes up, another 10 come in and I can't find it.
00:51:31.120
So this whole thing has been wild, but we're going to get back to earth soon.
00:51:34.820
I mean, I know it's been just a whirlwind for everybody, but please understand what an
00:51:42.580
You all created and helped make and propel cat turd to this status.
00:51:47.960
And it is, it is something bigger than I've ever seen.
00:51:51.700
And the part of the pod, when people start hearing you talk on a podcast, it changes everything.
00:51:56.600
So when we started our podcast and it started becoming a little bit more popular, that changed everything.
00:52:02.940
Because people can actually hear your opinions now instead of just, you know, fart joke tweets.
00:52:07.880
So, I mean, all them people there, I mean, man, you would have tore down the house if you'd have walked on stage and we'd have just not totally managed.
00:52:25.540
All I have to say is that I appreciate every single one of the littermates.
00:52:33.440
And, honestly, when I started doing this show with you, I didn't know what the response was going to be because, you know, they could have had their, you could have had your pick of anybody, really.
00:52:42.380
I mean, you were in conversations with some of the biggest names.
00:52:49.400
So, you know, I was just one of, you know, a bunch of people that could have been tapped to do a show with you.
00:53:00.280
I've never been on a podcast and been comfortable only with you.
00:53:05.080
I remember the first time I got off, I was telling somebody out.
00:53:08.960
I just felt like I was talking to somebody in the living room.
00:53:13.240
The ones that are like the radio people are the hard ones for me to go on because they're, you take a lot of breaks and they're, they got that great radio voice.
00:53:21.420
They sound like they're Roger Conkroy and they, and they don't talk like I talk.
00:53:25.860
I mean, you talk like just normal human beings.
00:53:28.180
They just have this cadence that I cannot, that I can't get in rhythm with because, you know, I don't have anybody in my real life.
00:53:41.300
I just can't get in the cadence with them sometimes.
00:53:44.960
I've never been on the radio before in my life.
00:53:49.580
I'm like, well, I wouldn't even know what that is because I've never been on the radio.
00:53:53.140
Have you ever did a, you haven't done a radio show yet?
00:53:57.880
Number one, number one, you'd be waiting for me because you don't cuss.
00:54:02.140
So the whole time I'm talking, I can't be myself.
00:54:15.340
I'm forcing myself not to cuss, you know, because you don't cuss.
00:54:36.680
And it's really funny because I never worry about it because it's our show.
00:54:40.920
I don't worry about us saying the wrong thing or disagreeing or whatever.
00:54:44.440
I mean, we have our better days and our good days and our bad days and everything in between.
00:54:49.120
But all I have to do, if ever we, you know, something happens, somebody cusses.
00:55:02.040
I don't cuss personally just because I feel like I can get my point across with something
00:55:06.100
And plus, my parents listen to this show and I really don't want to hear it.
00:55:12.320
So I just I really just kind of go, I can skip over that and try to come up with something
00:55:17.300
But it's really interesting because this show we created and when we decided to do it and
00:55:24.160
we started putting the whole thing together, we had two weeks.
00:55:31.640
When we said that we're going to spin off and we're going to do our own show, you called
00:55:36.740
me and said, hey, I just got James O'Keefe of Project Veritas and we've scheduled for
00:55:55.240
I've got to do all of these little things in between.
00:55:57.880
We've got a show and that's going to be our first guest.
00:56:02.040
And we had that crazy woman that was that was screaming in the background.
00:56:05.540
We couldn't hear her, but everybody else could.
00:56:10.400
And if you want to go see that episode, you can.
00:56:12.880
And if you go into the archives over here, like I was telling you, all of the episodes
00:56:18.140
You can go one by one all the way back to the very beginning.
00:56:38.200
It's because of our love for this country and trying to make a difference.
00:56:49.160
We were going we were actually just doing this to get some buzz about it.
00:56:54.420
But to get some buzz about it so we could get a promoter and do a huge show where everybody
00:57:00.020
But the truth is if we get an arena or we do an outdoor or we do a four or five thousand
00:57:07.180
It just had this magic inside there and it's going to lose it.
00:57:17.140
He shuts down two stories of his bar in downtown Nashville.
00:57:26.840
I mean I spend a lot of money but I don't make a dime on it.
00:57:35.200
I'm just giving it away and helping people come and stuff.
00:57:43.100
This is just about doing something different and playing real music again and having
00:57:47.400
people sit up there with a guitar and all this fake country music with all these
00:57:50.720
you know the dry ice and the smoke and the alarms and the five dancers and the woke
00:57:56.560
people and the beautiful people and the square dancing on stage.
00:57:59.940
We just bring it back to what music is supposed to be and what country music was or any music
00:58:05.700
It's just one person, one instrument singing something they wrote.
00:58:14.740
You know who got a kick at it more than anything was Larry Gatlin who's in the Country Music
00:58:21.640
So I talked to him a lot after it and he's just like, this is the way, and especially
00:58:25.660
with my friend Carmen, he said, this is the way music was 30 years ago when I loved
00:58:30.500
It was his songwriters actually singing before it got all this crazy, you know, it got commercial.
00:58:38.040
And he loved it because he's like, this is the way I remember music.
00:58:50.200
I was working behind the scenes and I had to focus on what I was doing.
00:58:53.980
But that show was so captivating that I found myself in that chat room and a lot of the litter
00:58:59.200
mates that were watching live, they were like, oh, wow.
00:59:05.980
So I found this dancing, you know, emoji and I found this fire sign and whatever else and
00:59:18.100
And everybody was just talking about the artists and the music.
00:59:23.280
Now that I've been exposed this time, it was so much pressure.
00:59:30.080
I know I'm going to at least write a few songs for some of the people because I've already
00:59:35.700
But if I'm not playing live, because, you know, I can, I can play guitar a little bit
00:59:40.320
now if I do the right, if I do alternate tunings and stuff, I don't know how to fill in four
00:59:44.700
months, but I can play and sing if I need to a little bit.
00:59:49.980
I can't jam the guitar like I used to could because that would be cool.
00:59:56.120
So, but, you know, I'm going to be doing something that.
00:59:59.340
And I, and I, and I should this time be able to do like a, use my mobile unit and maybe
01:00:04.320
go around and do something between our show before, you know, talk to people and talk to
01:00:09.820
the people in the audience and stuff like that this time.
01:00:18.140
So I did want to say, so at any given day at the Cat Turtle Ranch, there's usually at least,
01:00:24.500
and this is just when I'm looking outside, but there's usually five to 10 people stop.
01:00:29.340
And take pictures or, or they're snooping around or they park at a church I have next
01:00:33.480
door and, and they take pictures or they might sit there for two hours trying to get a picture
01:00:40.120
And so there's a lot of times I'm kind of, I can't, I got to hide in my own house.
01:00:45.940
And they'll, they'll just blatantly pull right up next to the gate with the dogs barking
01:00:49.200
and take out a camera and start taking pictures for five minutes.
01:00:54.820
So, I mean, this happens every day and it's been getting worse.
01:00:57.600
So ever since I've revealed myself, I haven't seen one person do that.
01:01:03.840
Because they're trying to get a picture and put on lines what it is, you know, the first picture.
01:01:07.620
Well, see, and that's the whole thing where I live in Hollywood.
01:01:10.460
I watch how people's lives have changed and it's awful.
01:01:16.460
I mean, you've got people that are crossing the street with two cameras hanging around
01:01:20.680
their neck in case they get a glimpse of somebody.
01:01:25.380
I know exactly how life-changing that kind of situation is.
01:01:29.280
And it's something that you really have to be prepared for.
01:01:32.300
And in some cases, you need security for, depending on what it is that you're known for.
01:01:38.640
So there are a lot of things that you have to figure, you know, figure and factor in when
01:01:43.420
you decide that you're going to do something like that.
01:01:46.460
And so I knew that the stress and the responsibility of it was going to be enormous.
01:01:54.020
I knew it was a big decision that you were going to make, but that was up to you.
01:01:59.520
And yours, too, because everything could have went wrong with a live feed.
01:02:07.900
They wanted, he wanted people coming into the bar that night.
01:02:13.740
So we wanted everybody just so nobody could try to take me out.
01:02:22.200
I mean, I don't know how much money he spent on this, but it was a lot.
01:02:26.460
We're not doing this for money because we're not making any, none.
01:02:32.560
So we just did, I just, everybody I brought, and the good thing is I got to bring some
01:02:39.040
friends up that I've known for 30, 40 years, lots of them, and I hadn't seen some of them
01:02:44.180
in years and years, five, six, seven, eight years.
01:02:48.060
So that was awesome to be able to take all the old friends that, you know, that's been
01:02:56.320
We're not talking about politics, but it's still buzzing a little bit.
01:03:05.340
That's why I'm really glad that we have the holiday because you can let it just kind of
01:03:10.000
settle down and sink in and relax a little bit.
01:03:14.880
If this new thing happens now, I'm going to be more nervous for the next three, four weeks.
01:03:36.600
Well, maybe we can get a prize for whoever guessed it because.
01:03:40.020
It's funny because I got home and I said I was so tired when I got home because I only
01:03:46.600
slept two hours and I couldn't sleep because I was so buzzed from the night and I just
01:03:49.840
decided to drive on home so I didn't have to hit all that traffic.
01:03:58.380
So when I got home, I just remember I took a shower and I was just like, oh, I was so
01:04:06.220
tired and I was just so like, I was just like, man, I hadn't heard the thing.
01:04:09.660
I was trying to look at comments and everything.
01:04:15.220
It was like this a hundred pound weight of the stress over the last few months of the
01:04:20.380
Well, I was just been stressed out about it and I was so relieved.
01:04:24.320
And then I maybe sat there five minutes before I was contacted about the other big thing.
01:04:32.180
Well, that's why I told you when you were in Nashville, I said, look, while you're out
01:04:37.560
there shopping, I know you're not going to like hearing it because you're going to drop
01:04:42.980
You go ahead and buy yourself some more clothes because it's going to be one thing after another.
01:04:49.040
And at least you won't have that stress on you too, because that was a big burden as well.
01:04:54.400
You're used to flip flops and overalls and jeans and t-shirt and not even jeans in Florida.
01:05:04.540
You haven't been in the scene for quite some time.
01:05:07.900
I got like 16 pair of flip flops and one pair of boots.
01:05:12.220
Probably a couple of them have holes in them that you can't, you know, you can't throw out
01:05:27.560
As soon as it was over for me, I couldn't sleep.
01:05:30.320
I just had this crazy energy that was going on.
01:05:35.020
I was, I felt like it was me, you know, the funnest time I actually had was after the
01:05:42.320
show when I went, I got some of the litter mates and I got all my invited guests and I
01:05:46.760
took some of the litter mates that had been partying with us all weekend.
01:05:50.840
And then, you know, John Rich and, and, and, uh, big and rich and, um, Larry Gatlin, everybody
01:05:56.840
that played was up there and they're, and they're friends.
01:05:59.680
And, uh, we went up there and of course it's all free.
01:06:01.960
You know, I mean, heck, I mean, I, not only have I never just got to sign a million autographs
01:06:06.380
before I've never gotten free drinks before I said, a bar and get free drinks.
01:06:10.600
I was like, this is better than, this is better than anything I've done.
01:06:14.820
So, I mean, you could have anything, you know, and, uh, they had food laid out and then we
01:06:19.360
set up there for just hours and hours, just, you know, having a relaxing cocktails and just
01:06:26.580
And, and I, and I really liked the, um, the, uh, Angie Apero, that guy could sing like
01:06:34.000
Yeah, so I sat down next to him, I bet we talked, we talked for hours and I got his phone
01:06:38.160
number and I've, I've contacted him this week and, um, I'm going to try to help him advertise
01:06:43.480
on Cat Turret and, and, uh, help promote his new album and maybe write some songs with
01:06:49.160
I ain't open my mouth around that dude singing.
01:06:52.500
I mean, nobody wants to, but maybe Roy Orbison when he was alive.
01:07:02.260
Man, have you ever heard a man hit notes like that?
01:07:04.640
I mean, he's like this little, you know, he looks like kind of like a little nerd or something
01:07:08.580
and he's a little guy and he gets up there and he's just, rah, good Lord.
01:07:12.340
Oh, he was, and, and even his renditions, you know, I mean, he did David Bowie and he
01:07:20.560
Again, if you, if you want to know, and if you want to watch this show, you, you definitely
01:07:26.240
Cause right now it's the third one over, um, and it'll hook you right into Rumble, into
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It's listed right here in all the previous episodes.
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And then, oh, this was the other thing I was going to tell you, you know, Cat, when we
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come back from vacation, that will be our 500th episode.
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It seems like we should have a guest or something that day or do something.
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So y'all tell us what we should do for our 500th show.
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I mean, we, I know you're going to say Trump, but man, we ain't that big yet.
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We ain't, we, we ain't that big called a big guy on the bat phone.
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When you call a big guy on the bat phone, you made it.
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I'm like, come on, use that influence of yours.
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Because that's like all the way when I get there, but I don't know.
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And a lot of people are asking right now if I'm doing a show, my show on Saturday.
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We only do that show once a week, a political rendezvous.
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It's Jules Jones live channel, totally different channel.
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So if you want to check it out and if you'll join it, that would be awesome.
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If you'll subscribe to it, that one really grew as a result of this show.
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And then the interview that I had with John Rich, I loved, I really got, I really enjoyed
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It was later that night after y'all had it because I couldn't do it, but I sat down
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and I was getting ready to go out and eat and I, you know, put it on my phone and listened
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I didn't watch it, but I listened to the whole thing while I was getting ready.
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And he's got, he's very passionate about what he talks about.
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I'm going to drop it into the chat so that everybody has it.
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But yeah, I mean, it was a fantastic, it was a fantastic interview.
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I mean, as a dude, if I build a house, I'd build exactly like that.
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I mean, the first thing I did when I got in was take an elevator, you know.
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When you think about it, if anybody wanted to model it around something, that would be it.
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And that was specifically tailored to you is how I saw it.
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I do want to tell everybody too, they're still listening that if you're going to buy stuff for Christmas on Cat Turret, I got it right now.
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I went and picked it all up today on my Christmas stuff.
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So, I'm stuffed with beanies, stuffed with hats.
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The Cat Turret shirt with the I Love Cat Turret on it now, there's only certain sizes available.
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And I'm hoping I get them by Christmas, but I just ordered them.
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And so, next weekend, I've got the Bird Turred black shirts.
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I made, but it's like right there in the middle.
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I got the Christmas reindeer beanie all in today.
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So, I got the Christmas beanie in, and everything's ready to roll.
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Like I said, except them two shirts, and I'll be putting different shirts on there.
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I know one by next week, and hopefully another one by the next week.
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Well, we all know that Hip Turred, when I see the Where's Hip Turred bumper sticker,
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we know that Hip Turred did absolutely attend Turd stock.
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We were letting people know that he could very definitely make an appearance.
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And so, not only were you there, Kat, but also Hip Turred.
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Everybody got to take a look at Hip Turred in the flesh, and that was so awesome of Jackie.
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Jackie, really, that just absolutely was amazing.
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this is just for those that really felt like we were excluding them.
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Again, we're letting our littermates that listen to this show know about the merchandise that
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because you have all been so supportive and really just great to us.
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So, we always announce it here, and then you get the goods firsthand right away.
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