Judas Johnson | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 549 - 4⧸18⧸2024
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1 hour and 7 minutes
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168.34926
Summary
Jules and Cat Turd are back with a brand new episode about Pedo Peter, Joe Biden, and the Pedophile Pedophile Joe Biden. Plus, a new segment called "In the Litter Box" where the littles are in the litter box.
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Hello, hello, hello. Today is Thursday, April 18th, 2024, episode number 549.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. Hey there, Cat. How are you?
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Wow. That was hilarious. You had me cracking up something fierce yesterday. Oh, my gosh.
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When I saw that you had invited this clown, a cannibal, the cannibal, Joe Biden's cannibal, on this show, I was just dying with laughter.
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I said, if any of you cannibal's relatives ate Joe Biden's uncle, Uncle Mosey.
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And the fact that, you know, that he would even say something.
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That girl started rubbing her, like sexually rubbing her cheek up and down.
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And then all of a sudden I felt like you made it up to me with, we're looking for the cannibal.
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And Joe Biden can't just, all of a sudden, he's got the press on, NBC and ABC, and he's talking.
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And he's, you know, trying to do the suckers and losers hoax.
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And he makes up this story that his grandfather, they called Uncle or whatever it was, Mosey or whatever it was, that he was eaten by cannibals.
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And they don't even ask him anything else about it.
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They just let him, like, say something that nonsensical.
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So, Joe, what do they, I mean, just follow around just to, like, you know, try to get them elected.
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I mean, I'll be glad because, let's face it, it's been dying.
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What man touches strangers' children like that?
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I mean, I'm trying to be nice about this, but she's embarrassed.
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Look at the little boy trying to scoot away from him.
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I mean, you can just tell they're both really, really uncomfortable.
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Yeah, she just backs up like, yikes, you know, and the little boy's like, ooh.
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Is there anybody that's got a kid that age would let some old man do that to their daughter?
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Think about what he does when the cameras aren't rolling, if he does that when the cameras are rolling.
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Well, we know what happens in showers and otherwise when the cameras aren't rolling.
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I mean, even if this was like a friend of mine, which it wouldn't be, I would not let my kids around somebody like that, ever.
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Who would let their kids within 10 miles of this absolute handsy, gropey, trash man?
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He can see any child and run right over to them, and he bends over and basically sticks his tongue in their ear trying to talk to them, whisper sweet nothings to them.
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Rub their hair and shoulders and just, I mean, just can't get out of their space.
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It's just when people say, and they make the comparison of this war between good versus evil, I'm reminded of it on the regular now, constantly.
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This is not something that I would ever endorse or ever even want in my proximity.
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I'm very, as you know, I am very, you know, protective of my bubble, right, of my snow globe.
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I mean, I guess you have to be living in a city.
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But this whole administration and the way they are trying to change people's lives, they're trying to get them to use pronouns.
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They're all about taking rights away from parents and allowing these horrible surgeries, things that can never be reversed, performed on children without parental consent or even knowledge that it's going on.
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This whole thing, this whole administration, and you can just see it playing out right before our eyes.
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I actually called and left a message for Speaker Johnson.
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And I'm going to do it every single day, just like I used to troll Bill Barr.
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I used to make a phone call to him every single day.
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Speaker Johnson, until he is removed, I am going to call and just say the words, resign.
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This guy is absolutely, and I don't care what the excuses are at all.
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I don't care if it's his staff that's whispering in his ear, a lobbyist, what have you.
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We did not elect these fools that are calling the shots.
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But yet they have the ear of all of our politicians.
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We didn't give them a majority in the House to go up there and act like damn Democrats.
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Every single, and starting with McCarthy, not one thing has happened in the last two years.
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And they can't, I mean, my God, they scared to shut the, we're going to do the border.
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We'll give them everything they want, no border.
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I just, I, there's, you know, what we need in this country is a second party.
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And we're just going to have to do it because the parties have merged and they just don't
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They don't care about the prices, inflation, $12 eggs.
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As long as they get power, as long as they can keep doing their illegal stock inside trading
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and they all come out of there, you know, they get 115,000 a year and they all come out
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And, you know, I, I, I sit there and I watch this over and over again and they're all playing
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They, in one way or another, we've, we've got to really strengthen what we have.
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Anybody in these sleeves is compromised in one way or another, or they don't follow through
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And I get that we need a speaker, you know, lined up to replace this one.
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But when this guy is outright defying what President Trump is saying right in front of
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our eyes every single minute from the border on, I mean, you have to kind of at some point
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They're not even following the lead of what President Trump is pointing out.
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This is how you lose a country in a day, seriously.
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I mean, this guy, Speaker Johnson, I'm sorry, but, and I don't really care.
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I know I'm going to catch a lot of heat about it because I already have.
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But honestly, when you start talking about Byron Donalds and everybody else, I want less talk
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I tweeted today that the Republicans, they tweet to the right of George Washington, but
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I just literally just said, shut the F up to them today.
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Are you seriously going to say stuff like that right now after you absolutely just, I
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mean, I've never been stabbed in the back like this guy stabbed us back.
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He was the deciding vote of Republican and could have stopped warrantless wiretaps on
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us citizens, which affects Republicans only, only.
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And he, and he stabbed us in the back and didn't even think about it.
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And I'm so tired of hearing Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine from these assholes up in
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I mean, but this is what really disappoints me is when you have got the same people that
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are getting up there and they're talking to, to talk show hosts on Fox.
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And otherwise, and here they are giving him an excuse.
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I want to see what you're doing, what you plan on doing.
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When I happen to be in, in some of these rooms, I think the speaker is trying to get all the
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information to make a decision, but I'm just going to be blunt with you, Maria.
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I think he's getting bad advice from his team, from his staff.
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I think there is bad advice coming from other members on Capitol Hill who are trying to
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accomplish the thing that they're trying to accomplish and not looking at the totality
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of all of the issues, not just facing Republicans, but facing the American people.
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And last but not least on Capitol Hill, this isn't really about politics.
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And so you got to be able to look other people in the eye and demonstrate to them that you
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are serious about your position and that nothing else can move forward until that position is
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either addressed or at a minimum seriously debated.
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All you have to do is look at what the Senate did yesterday with Mayorkas.
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They refuse to have even serious debates on the Senate floor about these issues.
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So to ignore the will of members in the House simply because you want to protect Joe Biden
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is not good enough for me and it's not good enough for many Republicans in the House of
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I told you when they lead with that and they come out and they're all all this and that.
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I told you he's going to sit up there and pray and he's going to go back there and
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He's going to start stabbing the back for the next month.
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I can just sniff these these these complete frauds out from a mile away.
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And I'm just I knew he was a fraud the minute the minute I heard him talk, just like with
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Fauci when the first time I heard him talk, I knew he was a fraud.
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Well, I mean, here's the here's the whole thing of it.
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And I mean, I've never seen anything quite like it.
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I know I get it that people say, hey, you know, until we have something better lined up.
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This is this this clown is doing serious damage as we speak.
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He literally signed off on the Democrats no more than Nancy Pelosi would.
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Just please, if you have just five seconds to your name, just dial 202-225-2777.
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Because right now he is instead of finding ways.
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You pick up the phone, you dial the telephone number, and you say resign.
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He says, instead of finding ways to fix the border, Mike Johnson is busy trying to rewrite
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He's working with the Democrat conference right now.
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So they can't get him out of speakership so the Republicans could change that rule.
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This guy, I've never seen anybody say, I've never in my life seen a Republican sell out
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I mean, just bend over, grab your ankles, and give everything to the damn Democrat party
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they're asking for with nothing in return, and then mock the Republicans online.
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I loathe this piece of crap, and that's what he is.
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I've used that word on my post when I get all upset.
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And I haven't used that word in so long, but it's true.
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Nothing but mocking and anything you can give him.
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I mean, this guy has screwed you and me over so badly in a week.
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I don't even know how to explain the betrayal of this guy.
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I tried to talk about it four or five days ago, but this guy's the biggest betrayal I've
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ever seen in politics besides John McCain's thumbs down.
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Well, I've got a promise, and I can see that from a couple of different littermates that
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they are, as soon as this show is over, they're going to pick up the phone, and they're going
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to call, and all you have to do is be polite and let them know, look, we need you to resign.
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Because this guy shouldn't even be in Congress.
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I mean, he shouldn't even be in Congress, yet, you know, here he is holding the gavel in his
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Okay, let's just gut it out until the election, and then hopefully we'll get a bigger majority
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because Trump's going to have some coattails, and then maybe, you know, then we can get
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rid of this guy, and then we can do, I get it, man, but I don't care anymore about the
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If Trump run and run in, I would be the most independent person in the world fighting both
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these corrupt, absolute country-destroying losers on both sides right now, and I wouldn't
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It's like you got a girlfriend, and she cheats on you 3,474 times, and you're supposed to
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There's a breaking point, and I've done had it, especially with this damn clown.
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Well, I've got a lot of promises, and I already see that a few people are saying the
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I ended up having to leave a message because I was so burning mad that by the time, you
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know, I'm three hours difference between you and me, and so by the time that, yeah, they
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He got up there and said the thing that he's been saying.
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And he, of course, you know, the fake Christian, know he's lying, but he don't care about lying
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How are they going to get halfway through Europe, NATO countries with the world fighting
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Putin's going to say, we've got to do the 70 billion.
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They've been trying this crap, y'all, guys, since Vietnam and Korea and the Gulf Wars.
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And every time we go drop bombs and finance wars, they say this same damn crap.
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So this is the reason why we named today's show Judas Johnson, because that's exactly
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He is not going to help President Trump win the election.
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OK, in fact, he's going to do quite the opposite.
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If you will look at what President Trump has said, Trump opposes the Schumer Johnson foreign
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And he makes it very clear again, just like he did with the 702.
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It's not like he just voted on it and it won by 100 votes.
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And he posted what President Trump posted on True Social.
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Why isn't Europe giving more money to help Ukraine?
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Why is it that the United States is over $100 billion into the Ukraine war more than Europe
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Why can't Europe equalize or match the money put in by the United States of America in order
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As everyone agrees, Ukrainian survival and strength should be much more important to Europe
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In addition, I am the only one who speaks for me.
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And while it is a total mess caused by crooked Joe Biden and the incompetent Democrats,
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if I were president, this war would have never started.
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If I hear Ukraine come out of a politician's mouth, I'm going to have steam come out.
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We, as American people, we're sick of fun in Ukraine's war.
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And we know why you're doing it because it's your 51st state little playground where all
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your little kids go over there and get $4 million no-show job.
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Y'all got so much corruption and y'all send them money and they send it back to you and
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your friends and all y'all's bank accounts are stuffed.
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All their oligarchs and all you people, y'all have stuffed your bank accounts.
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And, well, we can't build bio labs over here, but we can in our 51st state that we installed,
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that we got rid of the duly elected government and installed this ridiculous comedian that plays
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his piano with his penis, my God, it is, this is ridiculous.
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And old tickle the eye for his penis, boy, he's worth billions of dollars now and got
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Between that and then the way he is constantly sniffing every single minute.
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I mean, you know it's going up his nose, some of it, anyway.
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So that's why you come to see us, the unfiltered truth.
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He carries a straw around and a Y straw so he can get your line, too.
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And it will direct you to Mike Johnson's telephone line.
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So make sure that you get over there and make that call today.
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You all are able to move mountains because of your activities.
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So here you've even got Rand Paul, who is saying, point blank, he's like, look, he will lose, meaning Trump, and voters, if he continues to support Speaker Johnson.
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And Laura Loomer and I were the first ones, I think, and you were the first ones to say, do not do this.
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I'll tell them the same thing because, you know, I talk to some of the people on the staff sometimes.
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I don't care if they fully call me and say, don't do it.
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I am, there's nobody, I mean, I'm telling you, nobody can make me support that guy ever.
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President Trump will lose voters for even standing anywhere near Speaker Johnson.
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Because we already lived the first four years when President Trump wasn't quite sure who the snakes were.
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You certainly cannot have President Trump standing shoulder to shoulder next to this clown and looking as if he's supporting what he's saying.
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We cannot do another four years of these rhinos that nestle in there and then go and try to get Trump and sabotage him this way till Sunday.
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So I'm glad that Senator Rand Paul said that because it's very obvious.
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You have submarine industrial base, 3.3 billion.
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They are all about funding the military-industrial complex.
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These neocon, warmongers, war pigs, as Kat likes to call them.
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So yes, the lobbyists absolutely are involved in this.
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I don't care about who's whispering or who is guiding Speaker Johnson.
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I mean, just like what's happening to our legal system with what they're doing to President Trump.
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This judge seated these jurors, and they finally found out.
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I mean, this one guy, man, he had all kinds of anti-Trump stuff all over the place.
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She's over there digging through all of their accounts, and she is starting to figure out who's who.
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I mean, the woman is just absolutely incredible.
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She is doing the work of many right now, and she's exposing them left, right, and center.
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And then it looks like we did have a Trump supporter, right, that said, hey, you know what?
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That's the difference between the left and the right, as everybody knows.
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I reviewed potential Trump trial juror, Mark DeMuro's Instagram account, and here's an example of some of the anti-Trump artwork he's made.
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He said he's decided to self-dismiss himself from the jury today because he knew Trump's legal team would find his artwork, and it would be weaponized against him.
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So she goes on to commend him for his honesty instead of lying to get a spot on the jury, even though he hates Trump.
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I mean, we're going in reverse, all right, with the jury selection.
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So the case in point is President Trump cannot get a fair trial.
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And I really don't think that he could get a fair trial anywhere in the United States based on how divided this country is.
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And the fact that you don't have any victims in this particular case, it should be thrown out immediately.
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You can't get a fair trial with him in New York.
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And you can't make it get bad enough for them because they're all rich.
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You see, when he's going into Harlem and he's got all them people around him of every color and background and they're cheering Trump in four more years, it's because they're feeling the pain.
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But old Karen, old Karen in the Upper East Side who lives in an $8 million condo that Daddy bought her.
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And, you know, and she wears weird clothes and, you know, walks around and goes from party to party to party.
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She can afford to hate Trump and orange man bad and say all, you know, her pronouns.
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And you even had this juror who said when she was asked point blank, I'm not going to play you the entire thing.
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But, you know, she went on to say, hey, look, I mean, I can't be, you know, it's not like I can be unbiased about this.
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But at the same time, how many people aren't going to be?
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Generally, the right are the ones that stand up unless they think that it will trace back to them.
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Woman who seems favorable to Trump declined to serve on jury, told judge she didn't think she could be impartial.
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But she describes him as an orange, you know, instead of orange, yellow.
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But when they asked her at the very end of this clip, hey, do you think that he can be, you know, any juror can be impartial?
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She runs a VC fund here in Manhattan for folks that are over 60 years of age.
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So when the judge asked that hand, can you be impartial?
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And at that point, when did you realize that this was a trial involving the ex-president of the United States, Donald Trump?
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But we realized that it's about this case on 4 p.m.
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We went into the courtroom and we showed Donald Trump.
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You went into the courtroom at 4 p.m. on Tuesday.
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I was sitting on the second row, like six feet away.
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And when I realized that Trump is there, I was like, oh, wow.
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Did any of the attorneys look back at you at that time?
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I mean, that's why these headlines are so damaging, because a lot of people have jobs.
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And then all, and socially, these people live in this, and these people are rich people.
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So, I mean, the divide between rich and poor has never been greater.
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Now, like I say, that's why he can go into Harlem, where the poor people are, that's feeling
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the pain of all these immigrants coming in and all this inflation, and they're cheering
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I'm on the penthouse sixth floor with my doorman.
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I appreciate the fact that she's honest about it.
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But how many people are not going to be honest about it, that are going to get on that jury
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just because they believe one way or the other?
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I mean, have you ever met anybody that does not know who President Trump is, and does not
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Well, they're in a place that voted 90 percent Biden, and you're not going to get a fair
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If it was a real trial, they'd say, okay, never mind.
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If you didn't have a George Soros activist, piece of crap traitor to this country, DA, and
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a piece of crap activist judge, don't care about the law, he wants to be famous, he wants
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his daughter to make $100 million, absolute scumbag.
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And then you're going to have all these juries come in.
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You know, I got to take a cab up to Fifth Avenue.
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And for people to think that this is not election interference, my gosh, you know what?
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They're purposely making sure he has to stay in court for months.
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If he knows that they're probably, that's the goal, and that's what they're headed for
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anyway, why not just do it for expressing your freedom of speech?
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The fact that they put a gag order on the president of the United States is ridiculous
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to begin with, to where he can't even defend himself.
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If that isn't a cause to go to jail, I don't know what is.
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So here you've got Bragg, his prosecutors claim Trump violated gag order seven more times
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And this gag order is just to stop this judge from President Trump telling the story about
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The state's key witness is tweeting and on every news channel right now talking about
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how guilty he is, how guilty he is, how guilty he is, how guilty he is.
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And he can say whatever he wants, and they're letting him go media tours.
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This is an absolute kangaroo court's ridiculous.
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This judge knows that the first thing that President Trump is going to do is bring up the
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fact that his daughter made over $100 million, right, on this particular organization that
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They have made more money than you can even rub, you know, pennies together to make in
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Same thing with the judge and same thing with his wife.
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His wife, the judge's wife, she worked for Letitia James.
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And these are the people that are calling the shots.
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They don't want President Trump to give his opinions, his views of both the judge and Bragg
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and all of these different characters in this charade.
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And he was going to go after the man who was trying to defend his own store until the public
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Let the criminals walk free and go after the victims.
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And so it was a brilliant move for President Trump to do that yesterday.
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And from what I understand, he's going to start making stops in between court to all
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Well, you have Kevin O'Leary, who's also talking about it.
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He's like, hey, look, I'm trying to get people to invest in this country.
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This is the office of the United States of America's highest office.
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This should be pushed until after he wins or doesn't win.
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This should be not part of this election cycle at all.
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This is about the American brand where I bring capital from all around the world to invest here.
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It's embarrassing to see what our country has turned into.
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They're destroying our country in every way possible.
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The Republican Party is just rubber stamping it as they do it.
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Like I say, we need a second party in this country.
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And I know a lot of littermates are, and y'all have been reaching out, and I appreciate it.
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But believe me, use the tools that you have because that is working.
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When you make calls to Washington, when you tag them, when you do all of these things,
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I mean, you have some of them, like in Speaker Johnson's case, is so terrified.
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He needs cover because he knows how you all feel about him.
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You've asked him to resign in the nicest way possible.
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We need somebody that is going to secure our interests, not all this other nonsense.
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And to think that, here you go, you know, Soros-funded DA Alvin Bragg
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fundraises nearly a million since politically motivated indictment against President Trump.
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That's all this is about, election interference.
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And they're just doing it one case after another.
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It's the most ridiculous, and these are ridiculous charges.
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It's Michael Cohen they should be investigating.
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I mean, this thing was not even going to be charged.
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The last time they tried this, Stormy got ordered to pay $300,000.
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And yet you've got Alvin Bragg with all of the troubles that are brewing in New York City
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as a result of all of this illegal, all of these illegals coming into the city and all
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O'Keefe Media Group uncovers who is really running the White House.
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You've got Special Advisor reveals that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are still involved behind the scenes.
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So you have Tyler Robinson, a Special Advisor at the United States Small Business Administration, the SBA,
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recently revealed to an O'Keefe Media Group undercover journalist the inner workings of the Biden administration
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We've been telling you this since the very beginning.
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And they have got an empty suit who has no idea what his name is, who's standing up there getting lost at the podium with the nurse Jill.
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All of this has been activated against we the people.
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From trying to reduce our freedom of speech, trying to just completely eliminate it, to everything else.
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They're funding their own operations using taxpayer dollars.
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The question is, how bad does the United States have to get until it's just 50 states vote for a Republican?
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I mean, look at what's happening with this open border, Kat.
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Who in their right mind would vote for that child-sniffing pedophile who's destroying this country on purpose?
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I don't think the guy's going to get two million.
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They're going to have to cheat like hell because I don't think the guy can get two million votes.
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Well, I mean, we know who they are actually voting for.
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They're voting for the people behind the scenes.
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And I actually have friends of mine who are leftist liberals who, when I have the conversation about how senile Joe Biden is, they're like, oh, we're not really voting for him.
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So, the fact that you can't afford a house that, you know, you're really dependent, you really think that he's going to forgive your student loans, that's a reason to destroy the country?
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Think about how selfish you'd have to be to destroy your own country just because your ass can't pay your student loans back because you've got a worthless degree and you partied the whole time you're in there.
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What's going to happen if, let's say, you've got $60,000 in loans and they pay them off?
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I mean, it doesn't even guarantee they get hired anyway.
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AOC said it's going to open them up where they can get more loans and go to get more school.
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Look, I always give, I'd say, I'll give liberals a break until they're like 23 and they're 25.
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If you're still a liberal like that, you're just a dumbass.
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And then you've got these old Stephen Kings and Rob Reiners and these idiots.
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They're literally in their 70s and they have the same political philosophy as a 17-year-old skull full of mush kid.
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I mean, I don't even know what to say about these people.
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Breaking COVID vaccines, suppress immune system, and stimulate cancer cells.
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We've been talking about, you know, the rise in cancer.
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The guy that invented this, Dr. Malone, came out when this first happened.
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And, of course, he was banned from all everything and tried to say, I invented this.
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It wasn't Dr. Fauci, this ridiculous, you know, God complex, little five-foot-one, little dork who's trying to, like, be famous and be on the magazine covers.
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Out there throwing a pitch at a baseball game with nobody in the stands.
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I mean, he always wanted to be this famous athlete, I guess.
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And we just saw him, that dork on full display.
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And we've seen how many videos of all these leaders putting the mask on for the cameras.
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And as soon as the cameras cut off, they all taped their mask off.
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Where did the flu, where did the flu, there's like 600 gazillion flu cases in the world a year.
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And for two years, it was only three for some reason.
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And we got deplatformed from just about everybody for this specific reason right here to try to warn everybody.
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I mean, what they have done to our country is just beyond reproach.
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And when you think about the fact that they have used taxpayer money to create these viruses and these strands and all of these different things, you cannot, after living with what we've lived with, I mean, and that's why I said, you know, calling all cat lovers and conspiracy theorists.
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If you're a conspiracy theorist, I want to talk to you.
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Not the lamestream media that has spent the entire time lying to people over and over and over again.
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And don't think that it's just going to end here.
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I mean, they're already talking about the combat bird flu that's on its way.
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But, hey, if they really cared about you, wouldn't they close the border?
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Hey, you know, we're not really checking to see if people have measles, mumps, or anything else.
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They did a test on the world to see if they could scare the hell out of you and control everything about you.
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And they control your business, completely lock you down.
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They did a test run, these evil world global people, and tried to, we're going to, you know, and they all made millions and billions.
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And they tried everything they can and all the leaders.
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We saw the ones, the Australia and New Zealand.
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And these people came out to be just, you know, Mussolinis.
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And we're sitting here, and we got this little thing on D-Live.
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We were on gaming platforms, screaming at the top of our lungs.
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Listen, people, they got liquor stores open, but a mom and pop can't open their hamburger shop they had since 1938 in their family.
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They got weed dispensaries open, but you can't go to church.
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They're global warming hoax on steroids times a million billion.
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I didn't fail, but we failed as a people to let them do this stuff.
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They're out there beating the hell out of people with nightsticks for not wearing a mask.
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They won't give anybody stuff to treat the stuff.
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They won't give them hydrochloroquil and everything else that made it better.
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They put you on a damn ventilator, and you die.
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It was the hospital protocol these evil demons put on everybody.
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And then they act like you got the blue blonic plague and Ebola all mixed to one.
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And then you can't even leave the damn hospital.
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They lock you up in there, and they just kill you.
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And nobody's, not one person has been going to jail.
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And there should be thousands and tens of thousands of people spending their life in prison for what they did.
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I mean, thank God for nurses because they were all, hey, man, you know, you know a nurse.
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I mean, you have people that were basically saying, hey, you know what?
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And they were the whistleblowers, and they lost their jobs.
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You had a lot of doctors, the exact same thing.
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You even have, like, I have a couple of friends who finished medical school.
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And they're like, you know, try paying for medical school.
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Because I would say to them, hey, how can you even take the jab?
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They're like, look, this was the argument back then.
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I have spent all of this money and half of my life, even at this point, going to school to become a doctor.
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I will not be employable at all if I don't take the jab.
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But they felt like they could not participate in society if they did not.
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Then they went into all these major pharmacies and shut down and give them the stuff that actually helps it.
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And then they demonized it and called it, you're a horse-paced eater and an idiot.
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Well, they tried to be nice to us in the beginning.
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If somebody died on the right, they celebrated it.
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And the only reason they died is because they went to the hospital and got the hospital protocol.
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I'll say once again, with millions of people, they claim millions, millions and millions and millions and millions of on millions worldwide just falling over dead.
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How come you never heard one story about husband and wife and daughter found in, you know, three days later, you know, because the neighbors smelled them from dying of COVID.
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That's because the hospital protocol was killing them.
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With millions of people, if this was so deadly as they claim, you would have, you could Google 10,000 to 20,000 stories of what I just said.
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And first people would go into the hospital and they would say, okay, well, you've got this or you've got that.
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But by the time that paperwork made it to the front desk, they would change it.
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Put them on a breather, you know, on a ventilator.
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They put you on a ventilator, they got $36,000.
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And there's so many people's, I mean, heads roll over this crap.
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And there's no uproar, which means we still haven't learned our lesson.
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You ready to stand in line for the next booster?
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And not even at least scream like we were screaming at the top of our lungs.
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But before we go, I saw something very alarming.
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China is directly subsidizing and the making and exporting of fentanyl into America
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and also stealing American citizens' genetic data to weaponize diseases and drugs that we will not affect the Chinese people.
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We talked about this as well when we were getting into all of those conversations about COVID and what was in the jab and who it was affecting and who it wasn't affecting.
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Well, I can't believe that people in our government are allowing this to continue.
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Shouldn't all three levels of government attack this issue like they are also Americans?
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I mean, the fact that they have got this particular strand figured out to such a point where they can say, okay, it can affect everybody except for the Chinese or it can affect everybody except for, you know, the Arabic or Arabs or anybody else.
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And we talked about this when COVID first came out and how it affected certain types of people because of their DNA than it did other people.
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So I'm going to play this clip so you can all be on the lookout for this.
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The CCP is directly subsidizing the making and exporting of fentanyl in China, all as the CCP also holds ownership interests in several companies tied to drug trafficking.
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Virginia Congressman Rob Whitman is a vice chairman on the House Select Committee on the CCP and sits on the House Armed Services Committee as well.
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And it sounds like what you found is that China is giving financial perks to companies who make fentanyl with the express purpose of addicting or killing Americans.
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It's sobering and staggering what we see in this report.
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We see that the PRC nationals are selling fentanyl directly online.
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The CCP is essentially formulating and fostering and supporting Amazon for fentanyl sales.
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The CCP is providing direct tax rebates and grants to companies that produce fentanyl, fentanyl precursors, fentanyl derivatives.
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They know that this is leading to the deaths of Americans.
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And the staggering statistic is last year reported fentanyl poisoning deaths in China were zero in the United States over 76,000.
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They are leading to directly the deaths of Americans.
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And we look at things that are happening on the military side.
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There was a DEA agent who testified on Capitol Hill, said a lot of the same that you just did.
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Really trying to emphasize that, to your point, this is a national security threat.
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So if the feds know about this, and Joe Biden is at the head of the feds, where's the Biden administration?
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They need to be aggressively putting in place sanctions against Chinese companies that are selling these products in the United States.
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They ought to be putting sanctions directly on companies that are doing that.
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There are many companies that sell fentanyl and other products in the United States.
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There has to be severe economic penalties against China, against CCP companies, that are selling these products in the United States.
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Okay, so there's also these findings that a Chinese pharmaceutical company, WUXI, Wuji Apptech, which is based in Massachusetts, Delaware, and California,
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they do work that helps create cancer and cystic fibrosis medication.
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But Congress has found out that the company is creating this genetic information database on Americans.
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WUXI Apptech is gathering genetic information on Americans, not to develop treatments for cancers and other conditions.
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They are doing that specifically to build a database for the Chinese military.
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To use it to their advantage when it comes to having military capability to go after Americans.
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I mean, there's all kinds of biological implications about having this genetic information.
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There is no way that any sort of firm connected to the CCP should have access to any genetic information from Americans.
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The fear is that they would bioengineer a weapon that somehow, based upon genetic markers, is able to target Americans while allowing Chinese individuals to live.
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I believe every word he said, but I do have to say something.
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We know when the wind blows, you can look like a rooster.
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I mean, and so whenever you have a conversation with somebody on the left, you have to remind them they don't care about you.
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I mean, Senator Rand Paul, he asked Mayorkas, he says, was it helpful to parole Lakin Riley's killer into the country?
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It was unlawful for this person to be here to begin with.
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They don't care about the American people, about our lives or anything else.
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They don't care if she died, getting their head smashed into the pavement.
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I mean, this whole thing, and you've got all of these illegals that are here.
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Not only are they here illegally, but they are rolling out the red carpet.
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They are getting flights wherever they want to go.
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You go to work and all they do is support illegals in Ukraine.
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So let me thank a few people and then we will be on our way.
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Karoshi Survivor says, thank you, Jules and Cat Turd, for your patriotism.
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DJT on Ethereum has donated $225,000 in under one month to President Trump.
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So they're working on that right now, which is really great.
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I'm still not comfortable with what's going on.
01:03:31.680
We have Cream Mini Cooper, who says Charlie Kirk interviewed a counterintel guy today who predicted COVID shutdowns and is predicting a black swan moment like an attack.
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I think we've all been kind of talking about that for quite some time.
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You have Catherine Herridge and others who have been predicting it and they have no other way to go.
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They're losing support every single day, the Biden administration and the left, even with the Republicans helping them as hard as they possibly can.
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Then you've got Mike Howard Original, who says Joe Biden's uncle does not taste like chicken.
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No follow-up question to the resident of the United States claiming his uncle got eaten by cannibals and not one follow-up question.
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Of course, the White House, they had to come back and say something about it.
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And they did, you know, in their pathetic way that, hey, you know, no, he didn't have an uncle who died, you know, for as far as being eaten by a cannibal.
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But my gosh, I mean, how bad does it have to get?
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If we had a real Republican Party, they would absolutely be standing up there saying, you know, making a complete fool out of these people and shining a light on them.
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If Donald Johnson didn't give him the press briefing for the Democrats right now, he might as well.
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I mean, imagine the person from the White House who had to admit that Biden's uncle wasn't eaten by cannibals.
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He was in South America and he was eaten by piranhas.
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And then what was left over, he was eaten by cannibals.
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It's just every single day gets worse and worse.
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Well, we just had the Uniparty since set $60 billion to a guy that plays piano with his penis.
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Well, everybody's promised me today that they are going to pick up the phone and they're going to call Mike Johnson.
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And that's exactly what I need everybody to do.
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Make sure that you pick up the phone after the show and call.
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And even if the switchboard is busy, make sure you just continue to call.
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Daylight time is what we're in now, believe it or not.