LAW & ORDER ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 708 – 12⧸18⧸2024
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1 hour and 6 minutes
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Summary
Jules and Cat Turd are back with a brand new episode of the litter box! This week, the littles are joined by a special guest to talk about the latest in politics. Plus, the boys discuss the latest on the Tesla Model Y and Elon Musk.
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Today is Wednesday, December 18th, 2024, episode number 708.
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Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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Ugh, I'm probably pissed off like everybody else is about right now.
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I'm going to try my math not to drop 2,000 F-bombs.
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And I have a little nifty button that I can push to make the show explicit.
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So if you want to drop some, you're perfectly fine.
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They have, this was supposed to be a 30-page spending bill for the government for three
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He's even said to a lot of these people, if you want to get primaried, and we're not talking
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about just losing the gavel, but if you want to lose the gavel and get primaried, this is
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I know some people had luck and were able to talk to somebody in the office.
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I know Bannon is saying, hey, look, you need to talk to a representative.
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Don't just bypass the people that are answering the phone.
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We are so tired of being done wrong the same way every single time.
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It guarantees that none of the House members can be investigated.
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So you couldn't, he's just cutting, you know, cutting everybody, the nuts off.
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Cash Patel and Pound Bomdi's where they can't do anything.
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It has $4 billion to build Washington a new football stadium, D.C.
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Everything we voted against, everything we're tired of, and it goes on and on.
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And then here comes dumbass, fake, weak, ballist, coward, weakling Paul Ryan Jr.,
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He goes on to Fox and Friends this morning, and he's like, well, you know, trying to like,
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Oh, well, you know, we really need that hurricane relief stuff.
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You can write it on one page and fund the hurricane relief and have everybody vote on it.
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That's what you're supposed to be doing for each and every program anyway, but you don't.
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Y'all sit up there, and you do continuing resolutions, and you put all your buddy's money and every
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And then you go on another vacation for 18 days.
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I mean, you work, what, one quarter of the year?
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And then you'll take three-week breaks, four-week breaks, five-week breaks.
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And then y'all don't get any of your work done because you're lazy and you're worthless.
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You're supposed to be doing it, and you're not up there.
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And nobody should go home for Christmas break until this is all done and right.
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Well, they are part-time employees, and they believe they deserve a raise, right?
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And, of course, it includes funding for at least 12 new bio labs.
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Didn't we learn our lesson the first time around?
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No, you don't just get to pass this because that's just the way it runs in DeSlees.
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So, you've got a bunch of Republicans who are angry at you.
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And, just in a couple of weeks, you're going to stand, once again, to run for Speaker of the House.
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And, you don't need a bunch of Democrats mad at you.
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But, you know, and this is breaking news, you do not know.
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The world's richest man just tweeted, this bill should not pass.
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The only way you're going to be able to pass it now, Mr. Speaker, is with Democrats.
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If you call him, what's your message to Elon Musk?
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Well, I was communicating with Elon last night.
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Elon and Vivek and I are on a text chain together.
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And, I was explaining to them the background of this.
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And, Vivek and I talked last night about almost midnight.
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He said, we understand you're in an impossible position.
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Remember, guys, we still have just a razor-thin margin of Republicans.
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They said, it's not directed to you, Mr. Speaker, but we don't like the spending.
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We've got to get this done because here's the key.
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And, we are setting up for Trump to come in and roaring back with the America First agenda.
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That's what we're going to run with gusto beginning January 3rd.
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When we start to do Congress, when Republicans, again, are in control.
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And, all of our fiscal conservative friends, I'm one of them,
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will be able to finally do the things that we've been wanting to do for the last couple years.
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So, we've got to get this thing done so we don't have a shutdown.
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And, we get to March where we can put our fingerprints on the spending.
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when we can't do anything, the Democrats control everything.
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And, he's going to promise you something down the line.
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We cannot kick this shit down the line anymore.
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You've been kicking this shit down the line since you've been in there.
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We can't kick it down the line three more months.
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We can't afford one of these piece of crap bills anymore with all this pork in it and nothing.
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They're just up there making themselves filthy rich on the backs of us.
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He needs to be not only removed from Speaker, but primaried and Liz Cheney in two weeks and get him the hell out of Congress.
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Not only does he need to lose the speakership, he needs to vacate the chair, and then he needs to be primaried.
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We do not need people like this representing us.
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He is representing himself, his special interests, all of his Democrats, establishment buddies.
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He is exactly Paul Ryan incarnate, and that's what we're going to have again if this man is in charge.
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He just told the world how weak he is, that he has no backbone.
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He doesn't understand that we've had the majority, and that if he were to do and use some of the power that we gave him, that he would be able to control this.
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And then he brings up Elon Musk, who is making noise.
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And Vivek even put out a video explaining that this thing is the worst ever.
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That they are stealing your tax money to go ahead with their own motivation, which is for themselves as usual.
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This is about to pass a bill that blows away your taxpayer money, but they made it over 1,500 pages long so you wouldn't read it.
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It's supposed to be about keeping government operations open and providing disaster relief aid to hurricane victims, which I'm sympathetic to.
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But if you read the bill carefully, it contains pay raises for members of Congress.
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And I'm not making this up, an expansion of their federal health benefits.
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It contains all kinds of special interests and pork funding, including opening up a new stadium in Washington, D.C.
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It renews the Global Engagement Center, which is a key node of the censorship industrial complex.
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And the worst part is they didn't want you to know about any of it.
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And that's why they made this a last minute jam job.
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The reason I'm co-heading Doge is I think we need outsiders to bring actual accountability to Washington, D.C.
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So feel free to call your congressman and let them know how you feel about it.
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The Congress is about to pass a bill that blows away your taxpayer money.
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So just so everybody knows, just hang on because he's coming back in.
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My voice, I couldn't hear anything, so I just hung up and called back in.
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Well, it was kind of good timing because I got this off of your page with Vivek talking about exactly what was going on.
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So that's the video that I just played for everybody.
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Oh, you you're just getting a black screen now.
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Let me see if some people said that they didn't have a screen.
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But as long as everybody else can see it, I can live without looking at the screen.
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OK, I'll continue to look and see if there's anything else going on over here.
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But yeah, I mean, this whole thing, they put together these big bills.
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They put them together in this big omnibus and they pack them with pork.
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And then they say, oh, well, it's for the hurricane victims.
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The farmers can't continue to farm if we don't pass this 1,500 page monstrosity by Friday.
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The farmers, the farmers, they can't farm anymore.
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So I just, you know, we all we can do is sit there and do what we do best.
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And that is make sure that we get everybody on the phone, tag your representatives and keep calling them out on this nonsense.
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Maybe we're just burning up the airwaves today.
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Maybe I'm so mad I'm spontaneous human combustion.
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I'm sorry, but this is we're just they do they not get the memo?
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We got all these people he's trying to put in there that are strong leaders.
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And here we are with the biggest dork wimp, Nancy Pelosi light.
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But Speaker Johnson, who nobody of us voted for, who nobody even knew he was until they put him in there.
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This is why the Republican Party loses as a whole time and time again, because of people like him, because of people like Paul Ryan, because of people like McCain.
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This is why we have and have gotten ourselves into situations over and over again because of these rhinos.
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They continue to cut these deals for themselves.
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So Johnson can have five Republican voters and all Democrats and push this through.
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He can push it through anytime he wants, because every Democrat is going to vote for all of them, every single one.
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And that's why it's good that we know this, because guess what, Speaker Johnson?
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We I'm just telling you, people, we are going to primary you.
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So you ain't going to be able to throw money at it.
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And we're going to we're going to Liz Cheney you and you all can go do something else because you ain't meant for this.
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No, I mean, you know, but they all know how this game is played.
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I mean, he says they call him Nostra Thomas for accurately predicting at Speaker Johnson.
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And I'm giving you his handle at Speaker Johnson on X so that you can make sure you light it up.
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Would use the Christmas recess to force a massive spending bill through Congress.
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After claiming he would not, Johnson is embracing a D.C. tradition that's nearly as old as decorating a Christmas tree.
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We have we have broken the Christmas omni and I have no intention of going back to that terrible tradition.
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If somebody asked me in the hallway a little while ago, will there be many buses?
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OK, listen, I've seen this play call like four times in the seven years I've been in Congress.
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And what they'll do is they'll come in in a closed room with us and they'll say, OK, now we've got the really big omnibus.
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And if you vote for this, you can go home for Christmas.
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But if you don't vote for it and it fails, we're going to make you stay here over Christmas and New Year's.
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I've been in the closed room where they start chanting, vote, vote, vote, vote.
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And people run up there and vote for something they've not read.
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We'll vote for this and we'll let you go see your families and your new grandbaby and you can watch your two-year-old open presence.
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But if you don't, you're going to stay here with your leadership and their leadership and wait and wait for a bunch of geriatric senators to send over the answer.
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By the way, I made another prediction that it would end right before Christmas, that it wouldn't go till next spring.
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Because, and we've talked about this on your show, Brian, for as long as I've been coming on your show, which is at least 12 years.
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Every year, every year, every year, they do the same play.
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Christmas Eve, shut down, panic, because here's what they're doing.
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They're taking our families hostage, the families of congressmen.
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Congressman in Washington, D.C., on December 20th, which is when this CR expires, and they're going to either put another worse CR that's probably going to have Ukraine and everything else attached to it, or they're going to do the full-on omnibus, depending on how the election comes out.
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They're going to do that on December 20th, and the congressmen, they're going to smell those jet fumes from DCA, the Ronald Reagan Airport, and the combination of the fumes from those airplanes wafting over to the Capitol, and this CR expiring then.
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They're going to start chanting, vote, vote, vote, and they will vote for anything you put in front of them, because the speaker always comes and says, doesn't matter who the speaker is, they always say, if you vote for this, you can go home and open presents with your family, and if you don't vote for this, we're going to be here over Christmas because the optics are bad, and just go ahead and tell your families, pack up those presents and bring them to Washington, D.C. if they want to be with you at Christmas.
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Nobody's going to bring their family to D.C. over Christmas, so you're basically, they're like the Grinch.
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Yeah, some people call me Nostra Thomas for predicting this, but the reality is, Brian, we could go back, it's a lot of work.
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We could go back on your radio show, we could find clips of me predicting this every year.
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It's not a prediction, it's just how the swamp works and the Uniparty works.
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Listen, Congress being surprised by the fiscal deadline of September 30th is like a florist being surprised by Valentine's Day.
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See, without even me hearing that, I tweeted today, they just want to go home for Christmas.
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They don't care what's in it, they don't care about you.
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These people just don't give a damn about the American people.
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They're rich, they're up there voting for themselves raises, while you guys can't afford eggs, while you guys got three presents under the Christmas tree, they got 33.
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They just don't give a shit about you guys, they hate you.
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I mean, they hate every single last one of us, and it's obvious now.
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So why don't they just change the date on all of this?
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The House Speaker don't have to bring up anything.
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The guy that says, oh, the Democrats are leading everything.
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The guy with the gavel in his hand that said Democrats are in charge.
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He can just shelve it and say, nope, we're going to do something better.
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And if y'all don't want to do it over Christmas, we'll just wait till Trump gets in there.
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When they go in there and say, you don't understand.
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Why is it an emergency right now to get them funds?
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They have no problem giving money at any time to Ukraine.
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Did you see them say, oh, well, if this doesn't pass, Ukrainians don't get their money.
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And I really don't care if they have to bring their families to Washington.
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I don't care if you don't get to see your family for Christmas.
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You've already had off 180-something days this year.
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So you can work through Christmas, you lazy fucks.
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They think that after you handed them a massive win, one that was just completely unexpected,
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it was so enormous, that you're just going to go on about your business.
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They think that after you give them something like this, that you are going to be happy and
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content and you're going to give yourself just a pat on the back and say, didn't we do
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Now we can ignore them because we've got all of the really great people and we don't have
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And here comes Eyepatch McCain, Dan Crenshaw, he goes to the, runs to the New York Times
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and he's upset there's not enough Ukraine in the bill.
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And added there, everybody's just as scared of being attacked by Trump supporters.
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And that's what you worried about, Dan Crenshaw, you war pig.
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Go over and live in Ukraine and go fight for them.
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They thought you weren't going to pay attention.
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They thought you were going to be just happy as a clam.
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You were going to be focused on your friends and your holiday and your family and all of
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See, they underestimate us time and time again.
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They continue to disappoint us time and time again.
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We have to completely reshape the Republican Party.
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And I'm just glad that we've got Elon Musk and we've got Vivek and others that are joining
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in that know this and are going to work on it with us because this is the kind of power
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Elon's just throwing one tweet after another, man.
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They don't even, they're the part-time workers.
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You've got two provisions that are buried in the CR that Congress is trying to slip by.
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A pay increase for members of Congress from $174,000 to $243,000 per year.
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Also, members of Congress are receiving an opt-out from being required to use Obamacare.
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We should be able to have the exact same concessions as Congress.
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Whatever they vote for should apply to them, too.
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Here's some good, here's some more good news for you.
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Gavin Newsom just declared a state of the emergency in California over bird flu and said he might
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Well, maybe that's what's wrong with our video.
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I mean, he probably cut our feed because he knows that I had friends over this morning.
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just so crazy all right so here is the new fight fight fight cologne that just dropped
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thank you miss jackie she says when cat turd wears his fight fight fight cologne by at real
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and has to fight fight fight for his life next time he better have on his trump gold sneakers
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get trump fragrances.com all right here we go the new ad try fight fight fight by me your favorite
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president it will change your life forever just ask my good friend cat turd try fight fight fight
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by me your favorite president it will change your life forever just ask my good friend cat turd
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how try fight fight fight there we go it wouldn't let me stop it um that was perfect you are the
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cat's meow for real look at that it's funny oh my god i took the fight fight fight to a whole new
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level the clone this is hilarious so ridiculous you've got a whole new niche of customers for
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president trump he should send you a thank you for sure you know they sold out of that they sold out
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that guy unbelievable i think that is just one of the cleverest things that he has done i mean it
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really is clever but between that and then trolling canada to where basically you've got
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all these people that are against now it's just fun i mean really this is a wonderful time of year if
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you were to get the rhino republicans out we would all be having something to celebrate
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they're just constant though i mean they're just not going to stop anytime soon they're the most
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obnoxious it's just and it's just excuse after excuse and in all these little tricks you're doing
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all these little talking points you're doing mike johnson the ones that follow politics like us we know
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what they are we know how you're trying to trick and word it that means you're scumbag you're not a
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straight shooter like trump you know you have no businesses move i hope he needs to stop inviting
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that fool everywhere to take pictures with him too he wants to go up there to the army namey game
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and get all these accolades and pictures with trump and his team and then he comes back and he sticks a
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knife in their back oh we just got to get to the next one you just played a clip where he said there
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is not going to be any omnibus in christmas it's not happening you're a liar and the re and what did you
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what did y'all do to not make that happen did you go to work did you sit down and start writing
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individual beers like bills like the constitution requires you to or did you say oh we just we they
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love these things people because they can fund the government and then they can add double or triple
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or quadruple the budget and put in all their little pet projects they can get their they get a brand new
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stadium built that you're paying for for the washington and you can't even say redskins
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there is something for everyone in that bill to get them to vote for it i mean this thing is so
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crap it's crafted that way on purpose i mean here's one this is going to make everybody mad
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at jimmy jenny m put this one together she reposted donald trump jr but this is buried in this bill as
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well so the house is going to vote to protect itself from glaring and obvious wrongdoing the american
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people didn't vote for this they voted for the opposite they voted for transparency this cannot
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pass says donald trump jr well here it is a new provision in the latest cr lets congress block
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subpoenas for house data including emails potentially preventing any investigation into you guessed it
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look at that they're going to solve their own problems they're going to make sure that this
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never is investigated they are going to just do away with it completely uh-uh that's not how
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i bet he i bet he just pardons them all and gets and then just ends it right there
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oh preemptive pardons i'll guarantee you my gosh this is what we have they these people are nothing
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but traitors i'm telling you what they know that we are not for this we're not on board with this
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ever i mean the fact that he has caved the way he has and he gets up there with that page boy smirk
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like no uh-uh he has no trying to read all this everything's happening so fast right now well if
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he has no choice then he shouldn't be speaker because it's his job to basically run this thing
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and if he can't he just proved to the whole world that he can't handle it speaker johnson must vacate
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the chair and that's what we need to get trending that needs to happen he should not have the gavel
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if he can't do his job for the american people fox is told there's a push by house republicans to
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potentially vote on the internum spending bill if they feel they have the votes in the next hour
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however the interim however one source told fox the gop was bleeding support they need to see what
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the whip count looks like as to elon musk weighing in telling lawmakers that all should be voted out in
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two years a member of the house republican leadership told fox that musk is not helping
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he's not helping yeah he is he has bigger fish to fry than picking a fight with house republicans
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geez these people are their arrogance is amazing oh my gosh this is what we have i thank goodness
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elon musk is involved that's all i have to say because that'll get his attention they don't listen
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to us i mean they they live in a fishbowl up there and they don't hear anything but you can see the look
00:32:23.960
on his face right here and you can see that this man knows exactly that he just wrote himself off
00:32:31.200
this is it for him claudia was leaving for her pickleball tournament i've been visualizing my match
00:32:37.780
all week she was so focused on visualizing that she didn't see the column behind her car on her
00:32:43.100
backhand side good thing claudia's with intact the insurer with the largest network of auto service
00:32:49.220
centers in the country everything was taken care of under one roof and she was on her way in a rental
00:32:53.900
car in no time i made it to my tournament and lost in the first round but you got there on time
00:33:00.100
intact insurance your auto service ace certain conditions apply when i found out my friend got
00:33:05.720
a great deal on a wool coat from winners i started wondering is every fabulous item i see from winners
00:33:12.380
like that woman over there with the designer jeans are those from winners oh are those beautiful gold
00:33:18.680
earrings did she pay full price or that leather tote or that cashmere sweater or those knee-high boots
00:33:24.340
that dress that jacket those shoes is anyone paying full price for anything stop wondering
00:33:34.240
he's gonna lose it all over this and they want to they want to ram this thing right on through and
00:33:41.820
think no one's paying attention before it gets any worse so i wouldn't be surprised if they try to do
00:33:47.080
it in the next couple of hours but hopefully it is hemorrhaging and hopefully it will not happen
00:33:53.220
it's all of you that can stop it i'm telling you you have got the biggest they they just don't get it
00:34:03.340
they're going to though and now they're all saying they're mad at elon musk for what the piece of shit
00:34:08.320
bill y'all wrote it sucks and gives everything to democrats and ties trump's hands it's three months
00:34:14.260
to spend the government spend the whatever you need to spend the government i'll take that if you just say
00:34:19.580
hey we just we just want to push it through for three months just okay bare minimum
00:34:23.660
give them government spending zero pork then that would make sense but it doesn't
00:34:27.820
because it's double and triple pork so that doesn't make sense it's a lie
00:34:31.740
absolute lie and i'm sorry that they have a thorn in their side that they're not able to
00:34:38.580
go on with business as usual but that's the point isn't it of a mandate when the people have had
00:34:44.800
an absolute enough of your shenanigans when you've been doing the same thing over and over again
00:34:49.440
and it's not helping us it's just helping you and you give yourself a huge raise on top of it i mean
00:34:55.560
you want to talk about a cherry on top you can't beat that just rub that in a 40 raise oh my god
00:35:04.860
we're working we're working part time you know yeah part time this is disgusting they are just
00:35:12.660
absolutely disgusting i mean everything that they do it just shouldn't surprise anybody what
00:35:19.300
we're dealing with western lensman put this one together here he is johnson talking about it september
00:35:24.300
2024 there won't be a christmas omnibus then you have johnson december 2024 everybody understands
00:35:33.640
the necessity of this christmas omnibus but overall with the with the cr uh as as um our leader
00:35:40.780
just noted we have um we have broken the christmas omni and i have no intention of going back to that
00:35:47.080
terrible tradition so there won't be a christmas omnibus if somebody asked me in the hallway a little
00:35:51.000
while ago will there be many buses we don't want any buses we're not going to do any buses okay
00:35:55.140
and we got to get through this so look everybody understands the necessity it is not palatable this
00:36:00.320
is the sausage making part of legislation that nobody likes but we're governing and and we'll we'll uh pick
00:36:06.140
it up in january and start a brand new day for america but overall oh my gosh it just makes well
00:36:11.680
we just talked about i just saw a tweet that just dropped by nick shorter it says breaking how
00:36:16.720
speaker johnson now discussions to potentially drop his massive spending bill and replace it with a clean
00:36:22.460
cr per politico what did i just say what did i just say it's that easy if you want to kick the can
00:36:30.280
down the road you have to at this point to keep the government running because you're so lazy at this
00:36:35.240
point you didn't do what you said he was going to do in september but if this argument only flies
00:36:40.420
if you do a clean cr with just the spending for whatever the function of the government and there's
00:36:45.400
not one dime of pork there's not any of this crap y'all don't get raises y'all don't get uh
00:36:52.280
exempt from obamacare you don't get any of that shit there's no stadium going in here and funding all
00:36:58.200
this crap that's the only way it flies you dumb ass this is so easy he had with being a slime ball
00:37:04.860
you idiot power from the get-go he could have done this at the very beginning and saved us all
00:37:12.040
having our blood pressure just completely go sky high but now he all of a sudden after we just
00:37:18.200
completely lose it now he decides to do this he's ridiculous i couldn't have no higher blood pressure
00:37:23.640
right now if i had gravy in my damn things i'm so angry right now i don't even know what to say
00:37:28.280
all right so i did the liquor store drive-thru well speaking of all of this i guess now is a good time
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shipping usa residents only i can i say that every single time because i'm going to get a lot of people
00:39:11.300
that say is there any way i can get it i live in canada or i live somewhere else you can't you can't
00:39:17.500
yeah you can't but man if you're in the usa i'm just i'm telling you and if you can swing getting
00:39:23.940
this get it because i mean it's just it's just wonderful to have it really is you want peace of
00:39:29.900
mind yep that's because i'm gonna tell you when i when i get throat infections and stuff or anything
00:39:35.380
it always happens when does it always happen saturday early friday night and then all the doctors are
00:39:41.820
closed all weekend and it gets worse and worse and worse and you don't have to worry about that
00:39:46.140
well i certainly don't want to see a doctor in la i mean i don't i'm sorry they're sitting there
00:39:52.600
talking about the flu and the bird flu and everything else they cannot wait to jab me if
00:39:57.600
they were to look at my chart they would see that that thing is clear clean and it's going to stay
00:40:02.160
that way so no they're not going to be jabbing me and i'm not going to be paying them a visit
00:40:07.120
as a result of the way they've handled things in my town so forget it unfortunately they've done that
00:40:14.740
they've gotten it to where people don't even want to go to the doctor anymore elon's firing off a
00:40:20.720
tweet every two minutes i'm so glad well it's working that's the thing it's working and by all
00:40:29.880
of his comments you know what you know what too is you know what's funny grok ai on twitter is
00:40:35.940
breaking it all down right now that's why everybody's getting all this information
00:40:39.140
that's huge the ai has already read it and going through everything that's where
00:40:43.420
he's getting his information from he's posting it now isn't that crazy isn't that something to
00:40:48.160
watch it all happen in this tweet this will be the last year the u.s will have a bill
00:40:52.040
like this appropriations bill where ai will not fully break it down and hunt for pork and cronyism
00:40:57.160
i i have used my local ai for a few years on this stuff soon you uh will grok will the real
00:41:04.540
honesty of a bill in real time my gosh the hill just put out the eli musk anyone who votes for
00:41:12.300
spending deal would lose re-election should usually election he is on boy well that's how it should be
00:41:19.520
yeah you we're not playing you guys we have the we have the platform to to liz cheney you in the
00:41:26.600
primary and he has the money now what you don't have to wait on uh mitch mcconnell to either give
00:41:35.240
you his blessing and give you zero or give you 20 million we don't have to wait for that what's
00:41:41.160
so we're gonna primary and make it hurt you go ahead go ahead go go go have your little christmas
00:41:46.360
lord knows they miss you you've only been home 250 days this year lord knows you need to get home to
00:41:53.080
your family it's really true but but here's the thing these are the friends that president trump
00:42:00.160
has needed his friends in high places he didn't have them the first four years and that's what
00:42:06.320
happened now all of a sudden we're coming back and we're stronger than we have ever been and we have
00:42:11.800
the potential to change things this is what is terrifying the left is because and washington
00:42:18.320
because this whole thing the way it's always worked in washington this whole christmas omnibus
00:42:24.700
that he promised wasn't going to happen this time around and then did and now he has to go back
00:42:29.960
and to his little desk and start figuring out how he can weasel his way out of it because the people
00:42:35.300
know he has been exposed and he will be primaried listen to this so report veteran house gop members
00:42:42.440
who support this private bill are mocking elon in private for fox for fox news just said
00:42:48.180
when told that musk who is leading doj opposed the legislation they both reportedly slapped
00:42:54.540
laughed slapped each other on the shoulder and said it's been nice serving with you
00:42:57.800
elon musk came up under it and said that's because they're too cowardly to do so in public
00:43:02.820
they think we're playing man to play play time like dan bongino says cutesy time is over
00:43:12.800
yeah we're we're so there ain't no more cutesy time well we don't we're out of time we're out of time
00:43:18.800
i mean the whole thing is is that we're trying to get a hold of government spending and this is the
00:43:23.640
furthest thing from it not only that we're trying to get away from censorship this is the furthest thing
00:43:29.180
from it i don't want to hear how they continue to kick the can down the road that's not going to
00:43:33.760
work for anybody anymore not here's some things here here's some things in the bill a feral swan
00:43:40.180
eradication program nice a continuation of the wool trust fund until 2025 paying for juvenile delinquents
00:43:48.680
to get their driver's license no longer calling homeless adults and children homeless there's some
00:43:54.260
millions for that extending a sheet a sheet marketing grant program until 2025 uh three
00:44:03.040
spending three million dollars to test the inspection of molasses is in this bill that's
00:44:10.400
amazing i mean and how does that work joe blow at congress he goes over there and puts it in hey
00:44:16.660
speaker uh my friend owns a molasses uh company and he has a little testing kit in the back can you
00:44:22.340
throw him my buddy from college who was in the fraternity with me can you throw him three million
00:44:28.120
oh sure let's just write him a check this is how ridiculous this shit is well don't forget the 60
00:44:34.160
billion to ukraine unconstitutional force of courts to protect congress past and future blanket
00:44:41.280
immunity for deep state unconstitutional emergency powers mask vaccine mandates gain of function
00:44:48.620
research vaccine passports funding of 12 bio labs what we get hurricane aid this is from the redheaded
00:44:56.640
librarian do you see how this whole thing works and he gets up there with that creepy look on his
00:45:07.600
face oh we really don't have a choice y'all if if it's just it's just we you want hurricane aid we got
00:45:15.000
to do it do you want the farmers to keep farming we have to do it this is a nancy pelosi tactic that
00:45:20.700
doesn't work on people with half a brain god they're just rotten to the core aren't they absolutely you've
00:45:27.260
got representative anna paulina luna voting no cr is a terrible sandwich lots of people back home
00:45:34.600
impacted by hurricane or calling my office said they do not want everything attached to this bill
00:45:40.400
exactly it needs to be a standalone bill they have no problem throwing around money when it comes to
00:45:48.580
ukraine or anything else and yet here they have to pack it full of all of these other things in order
00:45:54.520
to pass it for hurricane victims no for farmers no there were several farmers that responded to one of
00:46:00.980
the posts that i did today that said hey you know what i'm a farmer i could really use it but i don't
00:46:05.480
want this in all of this other stuff in this bill we'll pass yeah it's called america first not my
00:46:12.120
personal interest first and that's how the american people are and like these scumbags
00:46:17.040
that mike johnson just don't get it i mean he just came out of left field didn't he we didn't even know
00:46:21.700
who he was and all of a sudden he's the speaker you didn't like him from the beginning you know me i
00:46:27.900
told y'all when he started praying i said yeah i said yeah oh he prayed in public yeah and then he
00:46:36.200
signed to fuck me a bill uh-huh yeah absolutely did not like it from the beginning i mean you pitched
00:46:45.800
three f-bombs that's my record i warned everybody i'm not happy today oh my gosh well it's understandable
00:46:56.640
it's absolutely understandable because elon's not playing either there's a lot of the the senator so
00:47:06.540
here comes the senator so john cornyn came out and really said the bill's bad jerry ernst is coming out
00:47:11.780
saying the bill is bad but let me tell y'all what that's all about yep they're down in the dumps
00:47:16.960
with no support right now they can't do anything when it goes to the senate they're gonna lose it
00:47:21.900
they'll vote no on it so they can come out against oh this is a lump of coal this sucks
00:47:26.400
because they're safe and they always do that to oh look she's she's turning around now
00:47:31.840
now they're trying to get back in everybody's graces no it's not knowing that their vote don't
00:47:36.120
matter in the senate it doesn't matter they're just using this just like everything else i am so
00:47:42.460
tired of these traitors i truly am i've had it up to here with these idiots everybody has i mean
00:47:51.560
everybody has this has been days where you've had it trending on x vote no has been trending all day
00:47:59.240
on the x number one in the world i mean god do you not understand you work for us
00:48:06.880
nope they don't understand that they've never had to answer to anybody ever this is a new day this is
00:48:15.840
completely elon's going off guys he's tweeting every two minutes and he's like i mean what i say
00:48:20.700
and i say what i mean believe me when i tell you we are going to primary everybody i'm gonna put all
00:48:27.160
the money into it i am not getting around at all well and not only that when you talk about what's
00:48:34.200
happening with the fed today as well it looks like they cut rate by 0.25 percent bringing the target
00:48:43.800
range to 4.25 percent to 4.5 percent it's actually weaker than a lot of people thought it was going to
00:48:50.620
be um and a lot of people are pretty upset about that he's being very if not overly cautious which
00:48:58.400
means we're still going to see inflation as a result powell the fed i am so glad that you've got
00:49:07.380
people that are working on that that are going to you know hopefully get us away from that same
00:49:13.580
strategy over and over again but that happened oh yeah guess guess what else is in the bill
00:49:20.020
we're funding bio labs yes exactly you know we're gonna make some more coronaviruses i mean really
00:49:27.320
god almighty they just they just don't get it they just don't get it i'm turning into alex jones here
00:49:34.940
well i the global pedophiles have got to go they are completely i'm literally turning to alex jones
00:49:43.080
today uh he was right about everything well here's here's something that elon just posted
00:49:48.920
and here is this huge stack of pages that they just got on their desk last night i mean let's face it
00:49:54.220
yeah nobody can read it and they just want them to sign it exactly just like they always do
00:49:59.780
no after this election after this election with a 40 percent raise to themselves oh my god i don't
00:50:06.320
even know words for how idiotic this is oh fake christian johnson up there he's ridiculous isn't he sad
00:50:15.620
it's just the whole thing it's just got to change and they just thought that after winning the election
00:50:22.620
that it was just going to go on business as usual it is not and here's the thing elon musk is smart
00:50:29.120
enough to know hey look i'd rather have the support of the people and make sure that we're doing right
00:50:33.940
by this country and right by all of you than the support of a whole bunch of sleazy swamp
00:50:43.680
having the people on your side is a lot better than the alternative otherwise might as well just go up
00:50:54.640
this is good this is really good this is got washington oh you know they're stirring now
00:51:05.480
between the election and now what happens after they're losing their footing you see how joni
00:51:12.540
ernst is the first one to try to ride on this wave and act like she's it's it's god it's i know these
00:51:18.260
people like the back of my hand folks it's because in corning all the people that are in trouble in
00:51:23.120
the senate and they're up for re-election they're all they can come out now see it's called cover
00:51:28.240
they try they try to trick you with this all the time oh this bill sucks she's over there it's a lump
00:51:32.780
of coal this sucks yeah because you know when it comes to the senate y'all they're going to vote all 50
00:51:38.360
democrats are going to vote for it and then harris is going to be the side vote it's going to go to the
00:51:42.520
president's desk and he's going to gladly sign it he's he loves it he's going to sign the hell out of it
00:51:47.500
every democrat's going to vote for this and think about that this this dumb uh insufferable prick
00:51:57.120
i mean he writes a bill that every democrat's going to vote for of course it was written for
00:52:05.640
this guy is how terrible this guy is he votes he wrote wrote a bill that he can get 20 or 30
00:52:11.960
percent republicans and every democrat to vote for and he's going to cram it through this guy has to
00:52:16.960
be removed as speaker he has to be removed as speaker he does no matter what no matter what he
00:52:21.620
comes back with he's gotta go yep i don't care what kind of argument they had because they're voting on
00:52:26.240
a new one soon i don't care if they have a thousand votes to get another one he has to go as speaker he's
00:52:32.860
got to he's weak he's feckless he's on their side he's a backstabber he's worthless totally totally
00:52:39.580
we cannot go forward with this maga agenda with this clown with nancy pelosi 2.0 as our speaker he's
00:52:46.660
a wimp oh at least she was strong he's not i mean he's just an absolute he's got no spine whatsoever
00:52:55.800
he is a joke we know now he cannot be speaker he's also an idiot he really is dumb i just can't stand
00:53:06.300
it and i don't like how he pretends to be one thing and he's just not i mean he just changes with
00:53:12.680
the wind he is paul ryan incarnate and he will do even more damage to us than paul ryan ever did if he
00:53:21.380
is allowed to remain with the gavel good for everybody for stepping up and for letting your
00:53:28.800
voices be heard and for calling and everything that you did you're changing it and you need to
00:53:34.960
tell everybody to your congressman you do not want him a speaker at all absolutely this is it this is
00:53:40.700
the perfect introduction did i not warn everybody yep but this is a perfect time kat this is the
00:53:47.740
perfect time this is a prelude to that now we open the door and we go ahead and start with vacate
00:53:53.880
the chair this is how it works somebody tell me what the stock market's doing right now
00:53:58.600
i bet it's top i bet it's going straight down to hell
00:54:02.020
it's down 9 22 what i tell you it's down 9 22 right now
00:54:16.480
oh gosh yes here it is that's a combination of the fed and a combination that shitty spending
00:54:23.780
bill are trying to get across oh man yep here we go almost a thousand i knew it yeah they look like
00:54:35.420
uh they look like uh eddie murphy dan ackroyd selling right now man in trading places
00:54:43.820
lord is well it's a good time to buy that's how i see it because i'll tell you what this is not going
00:54:50.800
to stand it's just not so stock market news stocks fall after fed rate call the indexes were higher
00:55:00.240
before the central bank's announcement now all of a sudden you see it all going it falls nearly 800
00:55:05.980
points powell is called addicted like crack to free printed money
00:55:11.280
yep and don't don't think this omnibus isn't a big part of it it's huge it was already falling
00:55:19.340
yep we've got a lot of work to do still we've got to revamp our party we know they just they just
00:55:28.940
you know we we should be celebrating right now and here comes the and who's screwing us over we got
00:55:35.460
all the power the republicans we got to sit here for weeks and fight for every nomination that he's
00:55:40.640
getting and all these stupid scabs like joanie erntz and all them not i'm not gonna vote i'm never
00:55:47.340
trump we got to deal with him and now we got to deal with mike johnson screwing us it's just like
00:55:52.500
the democrats aren't doing anything right now it's the damn republicans this is really something
00:55:59.080
i mean it really is people are even talking about the fact that you know we've got better democrats
00:56:06.260
than we do republicans i mean you know people are talking about fetterman they're like how did he
00:56:13.400
become one of the most reasonable democrats on trump's cabinet nominees how did that happen
00:56:18.260
because he reads the room he understands that people came out of the woodwork and voted overwhelmingly
00:56:28.820
for president trump and the reason why california continued to vote was so they could cheat so that
00:56:35.420
they could make sure that they kept those those seats close with the democrats that's why they held
00:56:43.160
out and continued to count until they got their desired result because they didn't want you to see
00:56:50.700
you could add even more if the truth were to be told republican seats that they stole
00:57:00.060
yeah so matthew bull just tweeted have i've gone through this exact thing issue with
00:57:07.280
speaker johnson multiple times before here's how this movie goes to elon musk first he will lie to you
00:57:14.260
and say he will fight the actual fight next time then he will claim he agrees with the concerns of
00:57:19.960
conservatives are raising and the issues are real and he totally understands then he will text or call
00:57:25.580
you and try to talk it through or explain things but he will always do what the swamp wants then push
00:57:30.600
comes to shove we went through this with spending fights with him twice already spring and again in
00:57:36.220
the fall and now here we go again he went through this with with the fiza in the spring we went through
00:57:42.020
this with ukraine aid in the summer isn't it the opposite of the very definitions of efficiency to keep
00:57:47.460
doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result at a certain point mike
00:57:52.440
johnson remaining speaker of the house is of itself at odds with the stated purpose of the
00:57:57.440
government of doge so so eventually we hit a breaking point where he has to go the easiest
00:58:04.400
time to do a leverage wise would be at the regular scheduled speaker election on january 3rd because
00:58:10.360
you don't need to first go through a motion to vacate the new congress begins with a vacant chair so
00:58:16.960
just start fresh get rid of him and elon walked on top of him and said actions matter time is
00:58:27.100
goodness elon's going off right now guys on twitter i'm talking about going off he's not going to be
00:58:34.900
invited to any more ufc fights i can promise you that those days in the shade are over no more
00:58:43.400
invites you're not part of the new good old boy club that's for sure everybody's talking about
00:58:53.700
good lord this is something and he wrote it if you want to know who mike johnson is they're spying on
00:59:05.800
all your phones right now and he was the deciding vote he could have stopped the government from coming
00:59:10.400
after conservatives they don't come after liberals from coming after conservatives all he had to do
00:59:16.280
is just say no and he didn't do it and that shows you what a piece of crap this guy is it's really true
00:59:21.500
i mean here at wesley hunt he's saying end congress's irresponsible christmas tradition they all were waiting
00:59:30.440
on it god they knew exactly what was going to do this to america always does with the four years of
00:59:41.800
hell we've had and the inflation and the prices and the in the housing market and everything collapsing
00:59:47.460
and people hurting so bad financially to sit up there that mike johnson and do this to the american
00:59:52.340
people right now and give themselves a 70 000 a year raise and put in billions and billions and
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billions to their buddies is is just criminal and he does not deserve to be speaker and everybody
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make it clear to your representatives we do not want that piece of shit a speaker no more
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might as well have paul ryan or baner up there crying like this cutting onions
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that's exactly right we we will not be able to really win if we have people like this that are
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blocking our path we can't do it he's full of shit there's no way there is absolutely no way
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what a congressman uh matt gates just said if elon musk kills this bill he is more powerful than
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all the washington lobbyists combined because they're all for it the reason they're all for
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it is because they're gliding they're getting filthy rich off of it of course it has everything
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to do with them kill the bill this is one by at brick underscore suit
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you know these they just really thought that y'all weren't paying attention i'll tell you that right
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now they that's what they believe they think that you were just going to take your win
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and just go home and celebrate with your family that's why it was a perfect time to lay this little
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one on you it's a big one and it's horrible this is not at all what anybody wants i think it's oh we
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just got to pass it then we're gonna we're gonna get on there january 3rd and we're gonna all wear
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george washington hats please oh here's what i bought today for the for the dogs what'd you get
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so for the um of course i'll be in nashville up january 20th but i'm gonna get some pictures
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before i got them all this little trump wigs and trump little ties that say 555 oh how cute
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you see there so i'm gonna take a picture all five of my dogs dressed up as trump and i'll post it
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january 20th inauguration oh that is fantastic and we may we may have you on the show that day we were
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kind of talking about a little bit yesterday walking around and just talking yeah and and so
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i'll show myself everybody knows what i look like anyway i'm not i haven't you know i've been doing
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functions forever now yes you have you're an old hat at that and so what we can do too is i can have
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that picture and i'll put it up so everybody can see it because it'll run just like a regular show
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so that's really great news so you all get a ticket to the inauguration party
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yeah so i so the only thing that can stop that i just got to see because music's going to be
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played and i got to figure out how i can do it it'll be the same i mean we won't know man it's
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gonna be loud in there you'll be able to hear all my system yeah we won't be able i'll try to figure
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it out yeah i'm just promising to try so if it didn't work out it don't work out but i'm i'm gonna
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really try to make it happen we won't be plugged into the music so if you're expecting to hear all the
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really awesome music you we won't be able to hear it like that but we will probably be able to hear
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you in certain places well i can like the the music's over we could do a show a little later
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that day because the the thing's going to end it so it'll end at four one hour later and then i could
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go around after it's over and start talking to everybody that way there will be no music or before
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yeah so before i'm not gonna be there that early
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yeah it opens at nine i'm not getting there at nine oh my gosh okay so we'll figure it out
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we'll do some tests or something when you're at the bar and see what's going on it's going to be a
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great event and you know what we do not need people like speaker johnson to throw a wrench into
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our win and that's exactly what he's trying to do we know now more than ever exactly what he was up
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to and he's just he's just the same as all of them so make sure that when you do call today and
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you start putting pressure on your representatives that you throw that number in there yep and like
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we always say don't yell and scream at them you can be a stern but don't be an asshole right
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exactly all right everybody well like i was today
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you're doing great kat this is let's see what the stock market is now now the stock market is down
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1 123 by the way is it really see there i mean you know what they called it they can ruin a christmas
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dinner that's already cooked yeah just put a grinch suit on speaker sucks suction
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it is true all right everybody well i hope you have a wonderful rest of your day you all be safe
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be kind to one another and we will see you later bye