In the Litter Box - April 05, 2024


MAGA SERVES | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 540 - 4⧸5⧸2024


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

177.38513

Word Count

11,398

Sentence Count

1,173

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

Cat and Jules talk about the latest earthquake in New York City, and the crazy thing that happened to their home in the middle of the night. Plus, the latest on Judge Merchant and his new show on Comedy Central.


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00:01:51.780 Hello, hello, hello. Today is Friday, April 5th, 2024, episode number 540.
00:02:04.240 Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when
00:02:08.860 we go live on this show. You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. Hey there, Cat.
00:02:15.400 How are you? Hey, hey, hey. How goes it today?
00:02:19.540 It's another day in paradise.
00:02:22.140 It's Friday. Yay. After a weekend.
00:02:25.740 Well, that was a quick one, wasn't it?
00:02:26.600 Wasn't it?
00:02:27.120 Friday already.
00:02:27.720 I know. It's kind of nice. I can get used to this. I really can. Although I do have my
00:02:32.300 show tomorrow. So I want to remind everybody about that because I do have a show that hopefully
00:02:37.240 you all will check out. And it's on Jules Jones Live. It's a totally different channel. But
00:02:42.300 just so you know, we're going to be talking about Judge Merchant. And so the name of that
00:02:46.580 show is going to be Compromised Judge Merchant. And then next week, because we've been doing
00:02:51.840 all these different things on that channel, like the villains and the heroes, I'm going
00:02:56.380 to have, hopefully, she's going to check out her flight schedule. But Laura Loomer's going
00:03:00.760 to join me because she did this whole expose on him. And what a crook he is. So she'll be
00:03:06.300 on my show next Saturday. So I'm psyched about that. Yeah, she's just awesome. I really love
00:03:11.940 what she's doing. She is just exposing these fools.
00:03:15.380 She's a firecracker.
00:03:16.520 She is beholden to no one. And I'm just so proud to have somebody like her on our team.
00:03:22.920 So I'm going to give background this weekend. And then she's going to give us the real scoop
00:03:27.360 heading into the weeks. I mean, next weekend. So I can't wait to hear what else she discovers
00:03:32.520 in the meantime. I mean, she's just on fire. It's really cool.
00:03:35.660 It's really awesome. But anyway, MAGA is up to a lot. I'm telling you one thing. When
00:03:43.440 you mentioned that yesterday, Kat, about how so many people are waking up, it truly is. I
00:03:48.900 mean, that earthquake that they felt in New York, it's happening everywhere.
00:03:53.220 Yeah. It absolutely is. Yeah, they go crazy over what, a four point something.
00:03:59.100 I know that's nothing for us. That's like every day for you. That's like lunch.
00:04:04.360 I know. But I do remember the feeling of feeling my first earthquake and being, you know, really
00:04:10.980 rattled by it. So I get it. If you're not used to them, it's pretty frightening. And I grabbed
00:04:16.700 this clip because it was so cute. This little dog. He absolutely knew what was happening even
00:04:22.480 ahead of time. You can see him respond. This was like, there's language just so if you're
00:04:26.880 sensitive to it. But check out the earthquake in New Jersey.
00:04:36.160 There you go.
00:04:38.880 Holy shit! Holy shit!
00:04:43.880 Holy shit!
00:04:45.000 Oh my gosh, that's how it rolls around here.
00:04:57.160 See how the dog sensed it like three seconds before it happened?
00:04:59.500 They always do. My cats, my dogs, all of them, they know when it's about to happen. They
00:05:05.820 feel it coming on. There's no question about it.
00:05:08.520 If I paired you guys up in New Jersey, you can come out and hang in my closet with me
00:05:11.800 sometime during a Cat 5 hurricane for four hours. 150 mile an hour of sustained winds
00:05:17.320 and trees falling all over the house. You think you're going to die.
00:05:21.140 Exactly.
00:05:21.580 Think about that, but three times, thousand times worse, but four hours straight.
00:05:26.820 Oh my gosh. And then just what happened in, of course, Japan. Everybody watched those videos
00:05:32.560 and that was something else. I mean, these things happen. And I know you've cleared out
00:05:37.720 some of your stalls over there during the holiday, during our holiday. But I don't know if you have
00:05:42.620 room for all the littermates. You have to reserve stall number three for me in case this place gets
00:05:47.880 too crazy. I reserved that a long time ago. Yeah, I got my barn cleaned out. That's what I did on vacation.
00:05:54.420 That's awesome though. I mean, progress.
00:05:56.620 A lot of work. I let it go bad.
00:05:58.320 Well, that's what happens when we get really busy. You just can't even keep up with what we
00:06:03.020 have going on over here. So it's a lot. But yes, you had a magnitude 4.8 earthquake. It was centered
00:06:11.180 in New York, in New Jersey. Tremors were felt throughout Pennsylvania, New York and Connecticut
00:06:17.640 and Delaware. So they said the epicenter was actually at Trump's property and it kind of escalated
00:06:25.240 from there. So a lot of people are talking about this. But it is kind of fun for us, you know,
00:06:30.740 over here in California to hear people react because we have that all the time.
00:06:37.060 Yeah, I didn't see really any damage or anything.
00:06:40.400 No. No, it doesn't look like it other than...
00:06:43.360 Once it gets to about, you know, you just want...
00:06:46.060 If it's seven, then you're kind of screwed in. If it's eight, you're just like, everybody
00:06:50.800 dies pretty much in the city. But you know, that's rare.
00:06:56.840 It is. Well, it's definitely something, but a lot of people are talking about it.
00:07:01.220 Where was that real bad one? Where was that real bad one? Was it... I can't remember in
00:07:03.540 California. That real bad one back when I was younger.
00:07:07.000 Oh gosh.
00:07:07.640 The bridges collapsed and really killed all them people. It was a bad one.
00:07:10.620 Oh, there's been a lot. Like over by Oakland area, I think so. I think it was in that.
00:07:15.500 Yeah, it was. I can't remember.
00:07:17.200 It was the Bay Area.
00:07:17.940 I just remember watching it on TV.
00:07:18.940 I believe, yeah. It was before my time, I think. But here is what they're talking about.
00:07:26.300 So for all you conspiracy theorists, a map of the impact puts the Trump National Golf Club,
00:07:34.420 the Bedminster at the epicenter of the earthquake in New Jersey. So here it is. And here is his golf
00:07:43.560 club. And so let the theorists begin. But yeah, I know a lot of people were very rattled. And it is
00:07:51.520 rattling if you're not used to it. It definitely is. One thing I was going to say, and this is not
00:07:56.120 a conspiracy. Kat, I was telling you before the show, I can't find you. I have to type in
00:08:03.660 the at symbol and cat turd two in order to find you or anybody else on Twitter, on X Twitter.
00:08:11.840 I don't know what's going on.
00:08:12.920 These latest algorithms are the worst I've ever seen. I've never been throttled like I am now.
00:08:18.160 It's bad. I'm sitting there typing in, I'm Nemo. I'm sitting there trying to remember everybody's
00:08:22.700 handle. And I'm like, oh my gosh, why am I having such a heart? I can't. I know it.
00:08:28.500 I never, I'm never going to understand algorithms. And they can try to explain it to their blue in
00:08:32.600 the face. They're dumb. What do you want on your, you want less interaction? You want more
00:08:38.920 interaction? You want, I mean, what do you want? And they're like, well, look, man, look at all the
00:08:43.900 engagements we got. They're up 10%. Well, why don't you just get rid of the algorithms and let
00:08:47.540 them be up 5,000%. Oh my gosh. I mean, it's just, all they do is just limit everybody from seeing
00:08:54.320 each other. I don't get it, man. Make it a free for all free speech zone. It's really true because
00:08:59.460 I'm sitting there typing out everybody's name. It doesn't have any recollection of, of who I've
00:09:04.740 looked at before or anything like that. It just seems like, I don't know. I know they're trying
00:09:09.180 to get rid of bots over there and all of those great improvements, but at the same time, just
00:09:13.900 so everybody knows. The porn bots. Yeah. The pee in my bio. Oh my God. I got about thousands. I got
00:09:19.820 about at least 5,000 of those blocked right now. I know. Nudes in my bio. I've got those going on
00:09:25.080 mine now. That's the nice ones. Man. Some of them girls were making, they do them stories,
00:09:34.800 making big money. I quit my teaching job, made five times on OnlyFans and here comes 5 million
00:09:40.180 people trying to do OnlyFans now at the same time. Wow. I bet there's money to be made in it.
00:09:46.660 Not my thing. Definitely not my thing. So there's a lot of reports of this whole thing and I just
00:09:53.480 wanted everybody to know too that it's not that anybody's ignoring anybody, but I don't see you.
00:09:57.900 I don't see you on X or on Twitter. I have no idea. And then of course my DMs ever since the whole
00:10:03.880 thing. How are you doing? A lot of people have been asking me, how are you with the whole smiles
00:10:07.820 thing? Have you gotten, have you gotten better with that? I'd love to say yes, but it's just,
00:10:12.300 it's just killer, isn't it? I know. It is just, um, it's just the, the, the whole vibe of my ranch
00:10:19.860 has changed because he was the number one personality dog and the hardest to take care of and the most,
00:10:25.720 you know, in the, in the, in the life of the party, it's kind of boring. Oh my gosh. He just,
00:10:32.800 uh, he just lit up the, lit up the place. I just wanted to ask you because I know that,
00:10:39.840 you know, the, at first it's the shock and all of that and we go through all of that. Right. But
00:10:44.840 then it's the aftermath. And so I just wanted to follow up because I've been thinking about you
00:10:49.740 and I've been thinking about that and I just wanted to, and I know the litter mates have been
00:10:53.500 too. I've had a lot of pets in my life, but man, I tell you, I've never had one hurt as bad as him.
00:10:58.200 It was just, he's just, he was just something special. He absolutely was. Just something about
00:11:01.860 that old, that old dog. He was just a doll baby. We'll just know that the prayers haven't gone
00:11:07.340 anywhere. Everybody is still talking about him and. It's a miracle though. He's the father of the
00:11:12.680 puppy turds. And I mean, he definitely had either. So everybody's, all the puppy turds are getting, um,
00:11:19.220 DNA, um, things going on and they're like 56, 60% Mastiff. And that's what Wiggles looks exactly like a
00:11:26.980 Mastiff. And so does Batman. And so does monkey. So, um, all my other dogs are coon dogs, but I
00:11:33.960 never really knew what smiles was, but so smiles either dead or mom was probably a full-blooded
00:11:38.620 Mastiff. Wow. He was a big boy. He would say if I did Wiggles, he'd be 70 over 70%. Oh my gosh.
00:11:48.000 Well, but, but the fact that, you know, at his age, he did it. I know it. He just, he, he was, he was
00:11:57.460 really coming back to, to life. You were a couple of years ago, you were talking about how you were
00:12:02.660 going to have to make all these improvements to your truck, how you were going to need to do all
00:12:05.820 these different things because he was having such a hard time. And then he started getting better.
00:12:10.820 Real hard time. You know, he, he was all every morning when I woke up, if he wouldn't write to
00:12:15.280 the door when I let him out, you know, literally for two years, every time I opened the door in the
00:12:20.480 morning, I didn't know if, you know, he'd be alive or not. So he was off and on. He had good weeks and
00:12:25.340 bad weeks, but I mean, you know, he'd been using the ramp to get up in the truck for two years,
00:12:31.120 not two weeks. I know it. And I, you know, at the end, you know, the last few weeks, he just kind of
00:12:36.960 stand on the bottom and I have to just bend over and push his butt hard as I could, but boy,
00:12:41.580 did he like getting in that truck. Well, I just want you to know that everybody's thinking and
00:12:46.000 praying about, about him and about you and, and everybody there at Cat Turd Ranch. Cause I know
00:12:50.980 nobody saw that one coming and it was so, it was earth shaking really right before we went on holiday.
00:12:57.980 And so I know it, I couldn't, I couldn't get past it when I lost my cat. It's been a couple of weeks
00:13:04.000 and it's just all I can think about it. But you know, it'll get better, but I do have the other
00:13:07.360 dogs that keep me busy. That's what's great. Yes, exactly. I went totally through a whole dry
00:13:13.800 period. I was like, no way am I going to have another animal. I'm not going to hurt like that
00:13:17.780 again after I lost my cat. And then because I felt like, okay, this sort of feels like I'm cheating
00:13:24.080 on my cat by getting another cat and I'm not ready for that. I went three years and then I decided to
00:13:28.640 get a dog. And now I have two dogs cause I have a rescue from my friend who of course passed away.
00:13:33.820 And so those two are figuring out life, but I know exactly. I just, there's a pain that you just
00:13:40.400 don't even know where to put it. It's awful. It's, it's that it's just, it was specifically him.
00:13:46.820 He's just, he was just something else. He just, so it's hard to explain it. You know, you see the
00:13:51.960 pictures of him, but the, you know, just, just how he was every day was just, I mean, just kept me in
00:13:58.120 stitches. It's one of the funniest animals I've ever seen in my life. I mean, I still have my cat
00:14:03.260 on my phone cat. Seriously. My, my cat that passed is still my screensaver on my phone.
00:14:10.340 I just can't get past it. I don't, I don't know. It's like one of those things that you go through.
00:14:14.240 I don't know when to delete the contact when somebody passes. I don't know when to get rid
00:14:18.740 of that being my home screen. When, when an animal passes, it's like, where, at what point do you do
00:14:24.920 that? I don't know. I haven't figured it out yet. I got his ashes yesterday. I don't even know what to
00:14:29.780 do with him. Did you? Oh my gosh. So I had him cremated, which is, I don't know if people believe
00:14:35.680 in it or not, but. Well, I have mine. It's not like I can bury him, you know, a dog that big and then
00:14:40.820 with all the animals around. So I had to do what I had to do. Absolutely. I also have a paw print and I
00:14:45.740 also have all these little different things. I got that too. I got everything. I know. I'm the
00:14:49.940 same way. Well, just know that we're all thinking and praying for you and, and for everybody over
00:14:57.900 there. I know all the animals, they're really kind of going through it as well. I mean, they've
00:15:01.680 lost a sibling. So. Yeah. Pedro's the one that's, that's just, you know, and he's not, you know,
00:15:09.200 he's getting old. He's anywhere from 10 to 12 years old. I'm not sure. And he's, man, he's turning
00:15:14.440 gray. That dog, his whole face is gray. Isn't that something? I know. They aged. I mean, just
00:15:19.400 overnight, he went from black face to gray face. It's really true. Now he's, now he's starting
00:15:24.980 to have to use the ramp to get up in the truck. Well, there you go. Okay. So you've got a little
00:15:30.740 retirement situation. I know. The last few days he couldn't get up. I said, I guess I'm going
00:15:34.020 to bust out the ramp for you now. And he went right up. It works. Yeah. You can recycle
00:15:39.220 some of this stuff. But see, I don't have the dogs out in pairs. So Wiggles and Monkey came
00:15:42.460 out together than the twins. Right. And then him. And so he lived, he lived with smiles
00:15:47.080 this whole time. They slept in the same room and they were always together in the truck.
00:15:50.960 So that's, that was his buddy. The other dogs I let, I do let them intermingle every now
00:15:56.020 and then just to get a different, you know, thing. But it's just, I try to, it's, when
00:16:01.540 you got this many acres and you can't just watch six dogs, I mean, two's a lot easier to watch.
00:16:06.220 And plus it's so hot most of the time they want to come in in the air condition anyway after
00:16:10.020 about an hour. Absolutely. I mean, you can understand why too. I mean, but they were
00:16:15.200 buds. And so that's, you know, definitely, you know, that that's got him real upset.
00:16:21.520 But I know you're doing all you can to keep everybody's spirits high and everything good
00:16:25.440 over there. I know you are. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, you're the best deal with his life.
00:16:29.980 You're the best pet dog, you know, dad ever, ever. They're lucky to have gotten onto cat
00:16:36.160 turd ranch. Seriously. I mean, I can't imagine a better challenge for you. Yes, it is.
00:16:43.340 And when you're in the country, man, dogs are different than city dogs.
00:16:46.780 Completely. My dog might get a rattlesnake bite this afternoon. They might get, I mean,
00:16:51.820 there's something, there's a bear around again. I can tell. Pedro's the bear whisper. He knows
00:16:58.420 when there's a bear around, he's been acting crazy towards my backwoods. And then when I let
00:17:01.820 Sweetie and Petey out this morning, they went over there and Sweetie got her hair all the way up,
00:17:05.320 man, was barking into the woods. And I mean, it was up, both of them.
00:17:09.060 Goodness sakes.
00:17:10.820 That's usually coyote or a bear, but normally a bear.
00:17:13.980 Oh, yeah. Well, we have animals in LA, just not that kind.
00:17:18.700 Yeah. Yeah, they're intense.
00:17:20.600 Exactly. Not the same kind at all. So it looks like this whole thing, even Yankee Stadium,
00:17:28.900 they definitely felt the earthquake ahead of the home opener. The field was shaking. You've
00:17:35.140 got all kinds of different people that are posting about it. Like I said, it's kind of
00:17:38.320 fun for us over here to see that, especially since it was small and nobody was hurt or anything
00:17:42.940 like that. So, but the ground is...
00:17:45.160 I like Chris Christie's tweet today. Boy, that was out of...
00:17:47.520 Wasn't that fun? I thought it was...
00:17:50.320 My whole house is shaking over here. Oh, my God.
00:17:52.880 As soon as I read it, I was like, holy shit, here we go.
00:17:57.660 This is going to be the biggest, funnest comments to ever read in history.
00:18:02.460 Oh, my gosh. I was laughing so hard. I thought to myself, oh, if anybody's having fun with this,
00:18:07.720 it's Kat. It is definitely, definitely Kat. Because Chris Christie is...
00:18:12.860 He's just like all the others that we're trying to get rid of here. And when I saw that he had made
00:18:18.560 that statement, I thought, okay, so Kat's going to have fun with this one. No doubt about it.
00:18:23.060 What if there was... I mean, think about it. What if it was a 7.2 and New York would have crumbled?
00:18:30.060 Who's going to build it back? Nobody wants to build there. After what they did to Trump?
00:18:36.040 Yeah.
00:18:36.320 You think businesses are going to pour in there and invest and have the political AG? I'm going to come
00:18:41.860 after you because you're not... You're a Republican. And I'm going to, you know, I'm going to take all
00:18:45.800 your money away with a corrupt judge. They have no idea what they've done to themselves. Nobody wants
00:18:51.780 to go there.
00:18:52.660 No. Definitely not.
00:18:54.240 People are leaving. Not coming in. They're going out. Plus, you know, $9,000 a month for a one-bedroom
00:19:03.740 half a kitchen. I mean, that's what they are.
00:19:08.080 Exactly.
00:19:09.880 To do what?
00:19:11.540 Gosh.
00:19:12.060 So you can get dressed up like a freak with some other freaks and tell each other how great
00:19:15.720 you are? I don't get it.
00:19:16.920 Yeah.
00:19:17.280 I'm a country boy.
00:19:18.420 Yeah. Well, I mean, it's one of those things. They have just destroyed New York, just like
00:19:23.900 they've destroyed California. And people are waking up to it. In fact, I thought it was
00:19:28.060 really great. I saw this one from iMemo. You're talking about the younger generation. And we
00:19:34.440 talked about that a little bit yesterday, about how they truly are waking up and to the
00:19:39.120 fact that elections do have consequences. She put this video out there. Check it out.
00:19:44.060 Can somebody explain to me in crayon-eating terms why I make over three times the federal
00:19:50.480 minimum wage and I cannot afford to live? And I do not want to hear the pull yourself
00:19:58.040 up from your bootstraps. Work 90 hours a week. That's not the goal, guys. That's not. That
00:20:04.560 should not be our standard. I'm so... I am so fucking tired of people being complacent
00:20:11.600 with this uniparty, both of them fucking us over. I... When my parents were my age, they
00:20:19.060 both made less than half of what I make and they lived alone. I cannot afford to live anywhere
00:20:27.380 alone. A one-bedroom apartment, $1,800. Two-bedroom apartment, $2,200. Who the fuck can afford that?
00:20:38.540 It is embarrassing to come out and say that it is a struggle to survive right now. But I
00:20:44.700 know so many people are struggling. And do not get me started on what my grandparents were doing.
00:20:52.440 They... $3,000 house. And yes, I understand inflation and all of the bullshit that they
00:20:58.780 have been pulling with the Fed. Why are we allowing it? Why? And then I clock out of my
00:21:07.100 shift. I am tired. I have to go home. And I check the news. Another 60 fucking billion to
00:21:14.980 a country nobody can point out on a map. What are we doing? Why... Where has the plot gone?
00:21:23.600 We have lost it, folks. We have fucking lost it. The American dream is dead. It is over. Gone
00:21:32.420 and forgotten. Okay. Welcome to Biden's America. Yeah. That's what it's going to take. You know,
00:21:42.800 how bad does it have to get? It's true. And you know, for a liberal, it has to get real bad.
00:21:49.760 But you know, every time there's like that guy right there is automatic Trump voter.
00:21:54.500 Exactly. Even The Rock, who's more like a pebble. Oh, isn't he ridiculous? Yeah. And he's like,
00:22:01.140 oh, I regret my... Oh, yeah. You try to get him elected. I bet you do regret it. You know what's so
00:22:07.000 interesting about this whole clip with The Rock is that if you close your eyes, and I challenge
00:22:12.560 everybody to do that, if you close your eyes, you would swear that it was Obama. I mean, seriously,
00:22:19.080 I don't know who these people get trained by, but it's obviously a political move. I'm not even
00:22:25.300 falling for this at all. He just goes with the wind. What is going to make me more popular?
00:22:31.500 Okay. Everybody's shifting over to Trump now. So I've got to shift to Trump too. I mean,
00:22:35.660 they have no convictions, these people. Like, I give a damn what Rock thinks about everything. I don't
00:22:41.880 care what that dude thinks about nothing. Who is he? Well, here's the thing. I don't care.
00:22:47.060 Right. But here's the thing. He's obviously, they did kind of use his name out there at one point to,
00:22:53.300 you know, talk about whether he had political aspirations. Remember, he did the whole thing
00:22:57.420 with Hawaii and Oprah. I know they were going for the whole popularity factor, like with President
00:23:04.340 Trump, who could they put up against President Trump? I don't trust this snake as far as I could
00:23:09.340 throw him. And all he is saying, I mean, keep in mind, what he's saying is he won't make that mistake
00:23:14.640 again, meaning Biden. And so he's clearly learned from his past. He's only talking about public
00:23:21.700 endorsement, saying that he's learned his lesson. Who does he run to? Fox News. So he thinks that
00:23:27.980 he's talking to conservatives by running and having this interview over there.
00:23:32.720 He's talking to Bush war pigs.
00:23:34.020 Exactly. Exactly. Carl Rove's sitting there, one of my, the guy I hate just about the most in the
00:23:41.140 world, Carl, piece of crap, Rove. And of course, he's sitting there with Adam Kinzinger on the stage
00:23:45.400 and starts going off on the January 6th. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Dude, you're the one that pushed
00:23:51.780 the invasion of Iraq. You specifically. You did it, man. Hundreds of thousands of people died,
00:23:58.660 innocent people. And you should be in a gulag somewhere. You war pig, war criminal. Oh boy.
00:24:05.080 You want to talk about grandmas going in and staying inside the ropes? Screw you, you piece of
00:24:09.480 crap. You got that right. Even all the bushy war pigs. They're all on the same team and they have no
00:24:15.720 home and they have no party. We have got record breaking numbers for campaign contributions and
00:24:23.600 everything else for the RNC. This month alone, after we got rid of Ronna. Yeah. Uh, Carl Rove was
00:24:31.200 the key maker back in the day when the Bush got in. And I mean, he, he, if he ran, if he got all the
00:24:37.060 his, um, bushy war pigs together and they wanted somebody in and they could, they could put together
00:24:42.300 10, 50, a hundred million dollars anytime they wanted. And he still can put that kind of money.
00:24:47.880 So he tried it. He tried it this time first with his Santa's and then really, really hard with Nikki
00:24:53.480 Haley. They put hundreds of millions of dollars behind her. Every friend he knew, and she lost a
00:24:59.100 nobody in a state, couldn't win nothing. And he's just up there because he's irrelevant. Now we, we,
00:25:06.440 you're not, you're a nobody. You might've used to been, but now you're nothing. You can't move the
00:25:11.480 needle. And now you're up there throwing a little baby fit. It's true. It's all it is. It's really true.
00:25:17.360 Well, I want you to, I want you just to, to pretend that it's not the rock that you're
00:25:21.200 listening to. I want you just to pretend that you're just listening and see if you catch the
00:25:26.300 whole Obama sounding tune. Check it out. You made that endorsement in 2020. Are you
00:25:31.240 happy with the state of America? Am I happy with the state of America right now? Well,
00:25:36.320 that answer is no. Do I believe we're going to get better? I believe in that. I'm an optimistic
00:25:40.260 guy. And I believe we can get better. The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden
00:25:49.660 was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time. And I thought back then when
00:25:54.440 we talk about, Hey, you know, I'm in this position where I have some influence and it's my job.
00:26:02.600 Then I felt like that then it's my job now to exercise my influence and share with this. This
00:26:09.780 is who I'm going to endorse. Am I going to do that again this year? That answer is no.
00:26:13.480 Does that not sound like Obama? Well, see, you know, okay. So like when I'm preparing for a show
00:26:20.540 and I'm uploading videos and I'm doing all this stuff, right? Most of the time, I'm only listening.
00:26:24.620 I'm not reading. I'm just listening to what they're saying. And when he came on, I went,
00:26:29.360 Oh my gosh, this is Obama. This sounds just like Obama. And I did a double. Yes. I did a double
00:26:38.140 take. I was like, Oh my gosh, they're all, this is, you know, this is obviously an Obama construct,
00:26:44.960 you know? I mean, they are building Obamas out there for the next run. And that's what they have
00:26:51.380 in mind. Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm glad he brought up Karl Rove because he's so,
00:26:56.100 like you said, I mean, he is a total bushy, but they've never, they're still steaming over what
00:27:02.380 happened with this whole thing. President Trump put out a statement. Now this was at CPAC in 2023.
00:27:08.140 And this was a quote from Trump. He said, we had a Republican party that was ruled by freaks,
00:27:14.960 neocons, globalist, open bar borders, zealots. We had fools. We are never going back. Zealots.
00:27:23.940 We are never going back to the party. Okay. So he goes on to say, we are never going back to the party
00:27:30.460 of Paul Ryan, Karl Rove and Jeb Bush. This is what he said in 2023. Since then, you've seen all of
00:27:39.820 these people falling off and falling out of favor with conservatives, with RNC, with everybody.
00:27:46.720 And so he goes on to attack Trump.
00:27:53.540 And he does. I mean, I've got, I've got the, I've got it right here. So yeah. I mean,
00:27:58.180 but they're never going to get over this. If they were smart, they'd take the January 6th and go hard
00:28:03.380 at it. And they would say, he wants to pardon these people who attacked our Capitol. I worked in that
00:28:09.740 building as a young man. To me, the Congress of the United States is one of the great examples of
00:28:16.320 the strength of our, of our democracy and a jewel of the Constitution. And what those people did
00:28:21.440 when they violently attacked the Capitol in order to stop a constitutionally mandated meeting of the
00:28:27.460 Congress to accept the results of the Electoral College is a stain on our history. And every one of
00:28:33.200 those sons of who did that, we ought to find them, try them and send them to jail.
00:28:38.300 And one of the critical mistakes made in this campaign is that Donald Trump has now said,
00:28:47.080 I'm going to pardon those people because they're hostages. No, they're not. They're thugs.
00:28:50.800 We just kicked your butt.
00:28:51.780 There were people, some of them had automatic weapons at a hotel in Virginia, hoping to be able to be
00:28:56.940 called up. We had people saying, where's Nancy Pelosi? We had people who were, you know, taking desks
00:29:02.280 and sitting at the desk of the Speaker of the House and attempting to, you know, find people in order
00:29:07.040 to bring them to justice and saying to the, to yelling at the police, kill them, kill them all.
00:29:13.020 And so why Trump has done this is beyond me. If he had said, you know what? I trust our jury system.
00:29:19.200 I trust law enforcement. Anybody who assaulted the Capitol ought to be, I mean, he said it once or
00:29:23.760 twice, but now he's got, he's appearing in a video with people who assaulted police officers
00:29:28.500 with an intent to take the Capitol by force. So another lie, you know, look, I'm a Republican.
00:29:36.180 I don't want to have a Democrat president. I want to have a Republican president, but we're facing as
00:29:40.840 a country, a decision and you know, everybody gets to make it as to what kind of leadership we're going
00:29:46.000 to have. And to me, it is a mistake on the part of the Trump campaign to allow the president's
00:29:51.660 impulses to identify himself with the people who assaulted the Capitol rather than people who stand
00:29:57.080 for law and order. Oh boy. I'll tell you what, he is just exactly what he's mad because he's
00:30:02.840 irrelevant. Why would we take advice from someone who raised 200 million for someone who couldn't
00:30:08.960 even win to nobody in a state? Why would we take advice? Why are you giving Trump advice? We just
00:30:16.140 trounced your ass, war pig. I mean, we just kicked your ass up around your ears in that election
00:30:23.480 with all the money and all Fox news and all the media and everything. We memed you out of existence.
00:30:31.360 Why would we take advice from you? You're a loser. You don't know how to win. You can win. You want
00:30:35.940 to win Vermont out of 50 states. Well, and it didn't stop there. Adam Kinzinger, he couldn't even,
00:30:44.720 he couldn't even run again. You had Liz Cheney that was Cheney into oblivion. I mean,
00:30:49.460 now there is exactly, that's what everybody says it. Yeah. They always call her lost more in the
00:30:55.180 history of our country in 200 and some years. It's true. I've lost by biggest landslide incumbent
00:31:01.500 in Congress ever has. We kicked McCarthy to the curb. We're about to get rid of Johnson.
00:31:07.200 The whole entire party has changed. It really has completely. They are not serving the needs of
00:31:14.700 people. No, Congress sacred. You don't hold it too dang sacred. You don't hold it too. When Adam
00:31:20.420 Schiff was up there lying in an impeachment, when they, when they were doing a January 6th scam
00:31:26.860 sham and having people go up there and say, uh, Trump, uh, try to ninja kick up and turn it into
00:31:35.420 Bruce Lee and, and try to grab a limo and turn it around with no defense and, and, and, and no,
00:31:42.560 no way to only one side. I didn't hear you at all, Karl Rove. When they were destroying the Congress
00:31:48.460 like that, when Adam Schiff was lying about what Trump said in the beginning of a sham impeachment
00:31:52.500 trial, I didn't, I didn't hear you then. Where were you? So you, you'd love Congress so much. Where
00:31:58.580 were you then? It's so true. But I mean, they're, they're absolutely being ratioed by the day,
00:32:04.160 by the hour, by the minute. And nobody wants them back.
00:32:07.180 Because he's irrelevant and he knows it now. They lost. He can never, he never, he never
00:32:12.920 can pull the needle again. Right. All the old tricks don't matter. I mean, the whole party
00:32:17.760 has changed. Yeah. Where's the weapons of mass destruction? Yeah, please. You went there
00:32:23.160 and killed hundreds of thousands of people. The man belongs in jail. He absolutely does.
00:32:28.660 Warmonger. He's a work criminal. They are. Yes, he is. I mean, you have got this whole entire
00:32:35.320 Bush dynasty. The Cheney's, the Bush, the McCain's. Yes. Him. They're, they're all
00:32:42.160 disgusting war pigs. I'm ashamed I ever voted for the guy. They have no home now. They have
00:32:47.940 none. We've taken over. That is like something to celebrate. That's what everybody has been
00:32:52.440 working on. And we're changing the party by the day. And then we're going to change America
00:32:56.900 because we're going to get these fools out. And with that one clip that I'm Mimo that she
00:33:02.120 put together. He's irrelevant. It's hurting him. They're all waking up. Yeah. Look, you
00:33:06.780 went, you went from Kingmaker up on a stage crying with Adam Schiff. Getting your ass
00:33:12.600 kicked up around your ears by memers. We don't even get paid and we can beat you. I can out
00:33:21.480 influence you right now. And I'm named cat turd. Boy, that must be embarrassing, isn't it,
00:33:25.680 girl? I must get your goat and make you cuss and talk about January 6th, doesn't it? It bothers the
00:33:32.640 hell out of you, doesn't it? Well, that's why they are trying to, that's why they're trying to
00:33:37.420 smooth the feathers and have people like The Rock on Fox News. They have no place to go. They have
00:33:44.580 no party and they know it. So they're going to try to get people like The Rock. They're going to try
00:33:51.320 to get people like, remember when they had the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger and his whole scam over
00:33:57.000 here. He did. Of course he sounded like Obama. That's who I thought it was. We'll call him O'Rocca.
00:34:02.980 It was ridiculous. I mean, he's putting his best skills forward in hopes that he will be able to do
00:34:09.120 that because the Bush needs him to. Barack O'Rocca. It's so silly. The whole thing is just ridiculous.
00:34:17.180 I can't believe that people would even be scammed by any of this, but they are, unfortunately. And
00:34:24.320 that's exactly what the Bush's next move is going to be. They're going to try to, you know, play
00:34:29.720 favorites to somebody like Dwayne The Rock, right? And everybody's going to go, oh, this is really
00:34:35.280 great. No. You'll never have another seat. They want, they, these guys want power so bad he can taste
00:34:42.100 it. That Karl Rove wants, he wants to be back in the White House. Sure. They all do. He wants it so bad
00:34:46.780 he, he, I mean, it was unfathomable that a Republican win after, after the Bushes, that he
00:34:52.120 wouldn't be there in some aspect. And Trump didn't, wouldn't give him the time of day.
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00:35:26.680 And, uh, um, and, but you know, who did he push? He was the Mitt Romney guy. He was the kingmaker
00:35:32.960 behind Mitt Romney's debacle. And I mean, he went nuts when Obama beat, uh, Romney that
00:35:39.060 night. And he's like, uh, talking about, he was sitting there going, no, can't we, they
00:35:43.260 ain't counted the votes and freaking out with his little whiteboard. He's an idiot. He's
00:35:48.000 never right about anything. That guy. Well, he's not supposed to be right. He's just supposed
00:35:53.600 to hold power so that they can do whatever it is they want. Well, they have, again, that's
00:35:58.760 why they're going to court people like the rock. That's why they're going to court people
00:36:02.740 to get over to this party because Democrats are in the spirals, the Cheneys. They all want
00:36:10.880 Trump to lose. They'll do anything they can to hand it to Biden. Then they're behind the
00:36:15.920 scenes going, Oh, can you imagine how bad it's going to be? It's going to be so bad. If we
00:36:20.980 can just get Biden in there, it's going to be so bad that our, then our, we can put our
00:36:25.600 Nikki Haley, Trump won't be in the running. Then we'll put our Nikki Haley in there. And
00:36:30.000 if we can put our Nikki Haley in there, then we can be back in the white house. And they
00:36:33.760 don't care that the country is going to be destroyed with 50 million illegals. That's
00:36:38.020 he don't care that guy right there. He just wants to be back up there on camera in a suit
00:36:43.620 somewhere in the white house, walking around with secret service people. And that's it.
00:36:48.060 And he'll burn the country to the ground. So his little squatty looking ugly potato head
00:36:53.300 can go back in there. Well, that's exactly it. I mean, that's why they're doing exactly
00:36:58.500 what they're doing. And so they, again, they don't have a home. That's why they ran Nikki as
00:37:03.460 hard as they possibly could. I almost called her Hickey. And that's why they ran DeSantis the way
00:37:12.980 they did as well, because they, if they can get a candidate up there, then they feel like they can
00:37:17.860 be in that position of power again, that they will be given a role. And that is what's run our country
00:37:22.700 into the ground. We need to make sure that we hold on with both hands and make sure that nobody falls
00:37:27.640 asleep at the wheel. No matter what Cassidy Hutchinson claims happened with Donald Trump,
00:37:33.380 that was the craziest thing ever. And she's been caught in lie after lie.
00:37:37.340 And can go up there and raise her right hand and can lie the most outlandish.
00:37:43.120 Trump. He's up there, ninja kicking the two guys, grabbing the steering wheel of a limo,
00:37:50.940 turning around, I'm leaving, I'm not leaving. Who in the hell believes that?
00:37:55.100 Mm-hmm. No, it's just so silly.
00:37:58.140 You got Venman who's sitting up there trying to impeach. Oh, I heard of a friend, a friend,
00:38:03.060 a friend said, I mean, this guy, and then what do they do? They get book deals. This traitor to
00:38:08.020 America, this absolute scum of the earth. What do they do? They get book deals. Somebody tweeted
00:38:14.400 today, look, everybody like that goes against Mike Pence, book deal. Bill Barr, book deal. But
00:38:20.700 if you stick with Trump, they try to put him down. Cassidy Hutchinson, book deal. They gave
00:38:25.220 her a book deal so that they can funnel money to her for lying. Well, here comes a super duper
00:38:32.240 Botox woman. Oh, yes. Christine Blasey Ford. Uh-huh. And then she come out years later. Yeah,
00:38:49.700 well, I'd like a book I got to sell. Where's the baby voice? Oh my gosh. Where's the baby
00:38:54.400 voice? It's so true. It is so true. Well, you know, I mean, her own father doesn't believe
00:39:00.860 her scumbag. Think about, yeah, her old family. Nobody believed her. Think about what a scumbag
00:39:05.860 this person is, man. She'll sit up there and do that in front of his kids for money and
00:39:12.620 knowing she's lying her ass off and making the whole thing up. I mean, and then there
00:39:17.800 they are on The View. There they are on CBS, Good Morning America, or Good Morning American,
00:39:22.120 CBS and NBC. And they're scum. Trailer trash scumbags.
00:39:28.840 Mm-hmm. But it's all about the money. It's all about the power and the money.
00:39:33.540 They don't care who they destroy. That's why everybody has to make sure that they never fall
00:39:37.440 asleep at the wheel again. That's the point, is that if we do, we're going to find ourselves in
00:39:43.180 the same predicament because they are always going to be in search for this power, for this position,
00:39:48.980 for the money, for everything else. And they don't care who they sell out. Your kids,
00:39:53.300 your grandchildren, doesn't matter. In fact, the eye-opener was the whole jobs report.
00:40:00.520 My goodness gracious, you had them all spinning that. Yeah, we warned everybody yesterday
00:40:06.840 about this before it even happened.
00:40:09.560 They, of course. And then they're, oh, look at this. And here comes NBC and AP. We're on firm
00:40:17.600 footing. Look at this jobs report. 300,000 was going to be 200,000. Now, last month, they went
00:40:24.620 121,000 backwards. So this is going to go at least 121. But look what's in it. It's got,
00:40:31.340 I forgot the exact figures, but I think 71,000 government jobs, zero manufacturing jobs,
00:40:38.100 600,000 part-time jobs, negative 6,000 full-time jobs. It's a nightmare when you break it down.
00:40:45.080 Completely.
00:40:45.980 It's all government jobs and part-time jobs. Part-time jobs. People aren't going to,
00:40:51.220 I just need a part-time job just because I'm bored. They're doing, the part-time job is their
00:40:55.960 second job to try to make ends meet to pay for Bidenomics.
00:40:59.700 Well, and it's not only that. You have got all of these illegal aliens that are taking
00:41:05.840 American jobs. I mean, that's what people need to understand here. I mean, when you start looking
00:41:12.060 at what happened with foreign-born individuals, they have weathered the Biden economy over the
00:41:18.640 last 12 months. More than 650,000 native-born Americans have lost jobs as their foreign-born
00:41:26.040 counterparts. More than 1 million of those got jobs. That's where the jobs are going.
00:41:33.000 So when we talk about the replacement theory, and we talk about that often on the show,
00:41:37.560 we've heard all of, some of the people that we just named from the Bushy administration,
00:41:41.940 right? You had Bill Kristol. You had all of these people that were talking about replacing us.
00:41:47.780 Well, now you get to see it in action. And the people that have hung around for the past four years,
00:41:53.180 they're the ones that are suffering the most under Biden's economy. This is it.
00:41:58.640 Where are you Democrat voters? Y'all should be taking these illegals in your damn house. You want
00:42:02.660 them here so bad. You want to destroy the country, but take them in your house. No, you want them in
00:42:07.700 our homes, don't you? In our neighborhood. You don't want them in your little elitist snob factories
00:42:12.380 where you live. Oh my gosh. I mean, when you talk about what happened with the whole build back
00:42:18.920 better. I mean, there are fewer participants now than before COVID-19 pandemic. I mean,
00:42:25.340 they really cleaned up shop there. The damage that was done and what they did to this country and what
00:42:33.680 they did to the world really is one of those, it's going to be one of those stages in history where
00:42:38.640 people go, my gosh, that was probably one of the biggest eye openers for everyone. I mean,
00:42:45.020 you see this young kid that's freaking out over the whole situation. He doesn't understand why he
00:42:49.860 can't make ends meet. Well, look at the inflation. Of course you can't. You've got California that is
00:42:56.100 now awarding jobs at $20 an hour for fast food restaurant workers. Well, what do they do? They
00:43:03.020 get rid of the labor. Okay. They raise their prices and now they have kiosks where you can order.
00:43:09.520 The only people that win is corporate America. But you know, and I will say this for that guy,
00:43:16.320 and I'm glad he's got a job and I like what he had to say. I'm glad he's waking up, but
00:43:20.240 you got to figure out how to make money, young son. And it takes work. So you said you're clocking
00:43:27.360 out. So you're obviously working somewhere where you're, you're clocking in and clocking out for
00:43:30.700 somebody. So you're never, you're never going to, you're always going to make low wages doing that.
00:43:35.420 You've got to figure out how to think about when you go home, think about ways to make money,
00:43:40.740 figure it out. Just, just think about it and work on it and work on it and work on it.
00:43:45.560 How can I make extra money? There's always things to do.
00:43:49.760 There definitely do it, man. You have to survive. I'm a survivor. Uh, I'm not, you know, a lot of
00:43:54.600 these influencers, I mean, they're rich kids. I didn't have any, I don't have anybody never had.
00:44:00.880 I left home when I was 17. I was 17 years old. I went into army. I was 17. I graduated high school
00:44:07.780 early. I mean, I kind of was in high school early anyway, but I got, I, I've never borrowed a dime
00:44:15.840 from anybody. I had to survive. I don't, there was nobody for me to call and say, I need a thousand
00:44:19.880 dollars. Hey, I need $1,500 for me. I don't, I didn't have nobody like that. My dad died when I was
00:44:25.120 young. My mom, we had to take, me and my brother had to take care of her. I didn't have any, there's
00:44:30.720 nobody I can call and say, can I, there was nobody I could call and say, can I get 500 bucks? If I
00:44:35.420 didn't have it, I didn't get to eat. I didn't have nobody to call. Well, isn't it interesting how
00:44:40.560 they used to call people movers and shakers, right? Because they were on the go. They were on the move.
00:44:45.960 They were working hard. They were doing this. They were doing that. And now they call them influencers.
00:44:49.920 In fact, I just got a postcard in the mail from Nordstrom, right? And it said on there,
00:44:55.280 you know, Hey, influencer, I should take a picture of it and show it on the show. And I was like,
00:45:00.300 Oh my gosh, is everybody an influencer now? I mean, what does that even mean? It's so weird.
00:45:06.240 Like I'm used to people doing something, not just. I see people put it on their bio. Yeah. Influencer.
00:45:12.880 And then I'll say, and I'll, I'll go to their bio and they'll say social media influencer and
00:45:17.040 they'll have like 1300 followers. I'm like, what? Yes. I mean, it's crazy. It really is.
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00:48:06.420 a miracle drug. They demonize ivermectin, they demonize anything. It is so true. I mean,
00:48:12.920 you have got even a nebulizer with this particular kit that we advertised yesterday from the wellness
00:48:18.720 company. It's called the contagion emergency kit. They have a nebulizer in here. They have a Z-Pak.
00:48:24.800 They have hydrochloroquine, ivermectin, the whole deal. Yeah. It comes in a really nice case.
00:48:32.220 Absolutely. And it's, you know, you, you, you fill out some stuff online. I don't think it took me
00:48:37.340 more than, I don't know, two minutes at the most. And then the, the doctor called me the next day and
00:48:44.140 talked to me for a couple of minutes and then that was, that was it. It was, it was done.
00:48:47.300 Just so everybody knows it's only in the USA. So if you're listening from, yeah, it's just here.
00:48:52.760 So all our fans in Zimbabwe and New Zealand. Oh my gosh. Sorry about that. It's true.
00:49:00.180 In the North Pole. Australia. We've got a lot in Australia that listen to this show. Lots of our
00:49:05.880 Australian friends. So, I mean, it's a great thing to have on hand. You guys should be asleep right
00:49:11.360 now. What time is it? I think they listen afterwards. But when I'm up in the middle of the
00:49:16.800 night, they're like, oh my gosh, what are you doing up? And I'm like, what are you doing up? They're
00:49:20.340 like, oh, we're on the other side of the world. It doesn't affect us. But here's the deal. Okay.
00:49:24.960 So we've been talking about what's been going on with these January Sixers. And the reason why we
00:49:31.620 named the show what we named it today, MAGA Serves, is because of this particular story. This is really
00:49:38.380 something with the whole Jake Lang thing. You have a political prisoner and they, the January Sixers,
00:49:45.860 have struck back with mass, a massive, massive lawsuit. I mean, this is big stuff. And so I'm
00:49:53.620 so glad to see that finally they're getting the recognition that they deserve. For some
00:49:57.680 reason, I'm having some issues on my end. Don't know why. Don't know why I'm having them.
00:50:03.940 Oh, the picture. Yeah, it was a white screen. Yeah.
00:50:05.900 It was Karl Rove's whiteboard blank. You can't write on it no more because nobody cares.
00:50:09.820 Exactly. I can put this picture up there. Watching him throw a fit gives me so much
00:50:17.280 pleasure. I mean, I don't know if I could, you know, go to the Super Bowl and get more
00:50:21.380 pleasure than watching him throw a fit. Oh, it's just sitting by Adam Kinzinger. What a man,
00:50:27.220 the dour. I mean, boy, how they have fallen. The mighty have fallen.
00:50:31.640 Well, and they have. So you've got, and the process server's name was, was of course,
00:50:39.260 MAGA served, which is awesome. So here's what happened. January Sixers, they struck back with
00:50:45.080 a massive lawsuit. Last night, the highest ranking officer on January 6th, Eric Waldo, was served
00:50:51.800 with the J6 class action lawsuit summons. Over 78 January 6th Patriots are listed as plaintiffs
00:51:01.620 on the groundbreaking multimillion dollar lawsuit that alleges that Capitol Police misconduct,
00:51:09.060 that they gross interference and dereliction of duty, police brutality, which we all witnessed,
00:51:16.160 not only just on the crowd, the way they turned on them, and then hundreds of instances of peaceful
00:51:21.940 protesters who were injured on January 6th. You all have seen the video, done shows on it,
00:51:27.720 the whole deal. We actually got kicked off Twitch. Right. Shot in the face. Exactly. Ashley Babbitt.
00:51:34.380 No reason. Roseanne Boylan, beaten by a Capitol Police officer to death. I've never seen anything
00:51:40.800 more grotesque in my life than watching that. But that's what they did that day. So the lawsuit was
00:51:47.680 filed by J6legal.org. It has been picked up by conservative powerhouse attorneys. You have
00:51:54.980 attorney Lambert and Russell Newman who are taking on the case. And so yesterday at 7 o'clock p.m.,
00:52:02.200 they disguised a Washington, D.C. process server nicknamed MAGA Serves. They arrived at the former
00:52:10.540 Capitol Police officer Eric Waldo's home, who is now newly employed with the Charles County Sheriff's
00:52:17.700 office in Southern Maryland. And they served him. And he was totally in shock over the whole thing
00:52:24.980 right at his doorstep. And so you've got the 17 other U.S. Capitol Police and the MPD officers and
00:52:32.480 officials. They remain to be served in the J6 class action lawsuit for their actions that left four
00:52:40.500 unarmed peaceful protesters dead. So if you want to help out this group, and I'm sure a lot of people in our
00:52:47.660 audience do, you can visit J6legal.org and you can support them there. But this is huge, especially after
00:52:57.180 what they did to the praying grandmother.
00:53:00.940 And they all just sat up there and lied. Lied and fake cried. It was the most ridiculous thing.
00:53:07.760 And Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, little Adam, you did. You survived. Them little old ladies, they were walking
00:53:16.160 inside the ropes and you did. Oh my God. The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
00:53:23.100 Well, it was just a production right out of Hollywood and they convinced absolutely no one of anything.
00:53:30.220 They just, they, they, they, what happened? They lost the, the, the, the two not, they, there was the
00:53:35.300 first thing about this. Now, did Karl Rove cry? He loves the guy. The Congress is sacred to me. I love
00:53:41.340 the Congress more than life itself. Congress, Congress, Congress. Did he care when for the first time in
00:53:47.300 the history of the Congress, they had a committee and they did not allow Republicans to pick anybody?
00:53:54.040 Did he cry then? I didn't see him up there crying. Did anybody? I didn't see him crying about it. He's,
00:53:59.700 well, it's so sacred to him. Why would he say something? And then here, here comes Adam
00:54:04.160 Kinzinger and, and, and Liz Cheney and her dad's a, she belongs in Gitmo too, war criminal,
00:54:11.760 her war criminal dad, who's up there at war criminal dad is responsible for hundreds of thousands
00:54:18.200 of senseless deaths. And she's sitting up there trying to lecture Trump. Why? Cause he talked
00:54:23.720 about my daddy, just like McCain's daughter. He talked about my daddy. I'm going to, I'm going
00:54:28.760 to spend the rest of my life thinking about him 24 seven. I'm going to scream about Trump all the
00:54:32.520 time. My daddy, my daddy. Well, he lives, Trump lives rent-free in all of their heads because
00:54:39.340 they were able to get away with all of this stuff before Trump. That's what they were able to do.
00:54:46.320 They pulled the wool over so many people's eyes. And so here you've got president Trump that is
00:54:51.420 talking about Rebecca Lavrez, who is also known as J six praying grandma. He says she has been
00:54:57.900 unfairly targeted by crooked Joe Biden's DOJ and now faces up to one year in prison for peacefully
00:55:04.920 walking around the Capitol and praying for our failing nation on January six. She's 72 year old.
00:55:12.100 She's 72 years old. Okay. She's a small business owner from Colorado. And now she is one of Joe
00:55:17.920 Biden's J six hostages. Crooked Joe Biden spends more time prosecuting patriots like Rebecca and me
00:55:26.900 than violent criminals, thugs, murderers, and illegal immigrants. Let's call them illegal aliens,
00:55:33.460 please. Who are destroying our country. This is what we're up against. And so he is talking about
00:55:39.400 pardoning her on day one, like you should all, every, all of them. And I'm all about just call
00:55:45.380 them illegals. Illegal aliens, you know, animals, whatever you want to call them. I don't even care
00:55:53.000 because you know what, the way they are treating people, they are killing people. They are raping
00:55:57.120 people. It's every single day now. Who do you think they're sending? They're sending their rapists
00:56:04.180 and murderers and the people they can't stand. Get rid of them. They empty in their jails. Hey, just go
00:56:09.040 north. Oh my gosh. Get a $3,000 credit card here. Empty the jail. Go.
00:56:14.780 Unbelievable. I mean, when you, it's every single day in the news, we start to hear. So if you want
00:56:20.200 to help Rebecca, I'm putting her in there. And if you vote Democrat, you're part of this. Every time
00:56:27.220 there's a rape and the murder and all these illegals coming in, you're, you're responsible.
00:56:30.720 It's true. I've never seen anything quite like it. I really haven't. Every single day you hear a
00:56:36.680 horrible story about what's happening in Biden's America. That's exactly what this is. If you want
00:56:43.200 this to change, then you're going to get rid of voting for Democrats on the daily. And you must.
00:56:49.220 And they sit up there and they just lie. And nobody says anything. I mean, you've got one.
00:56:55.220 There's nobody that fights for us. We've got a Republican Party. It's coming soon. The Ukraine
00:57:01.460 funding. And let me tell you something. If you think they've stopped sending money over there
00:57:04.800 just because the Congress hadn't approved it, believe me, it's flowing right now as we speak.
00:57:09.620 It's flowing. Millions are going over there right now.
00:57:12.680 Oh, they've already promised it. It's already a done deal.
00:57:15.020 They've already sent it. It's good. It's sent. Believe me. Don't doubt me on this. It's over there
00:57:20.100 already. Well, that's not for you all to sit back. It's actually so that you make even more noise
00:57:27.060 because they can't stand it when they get your phone calls. They cannot stand it when you're
00:57:31.140 posting about them on social media. They want to do all of this stuff without you noticing. So
00:57:37.360 constantly continue to pick up the phone and call their offices. It's huge to have X now. It is.
00:57:43.280 It really is. And I know everything's not perfect. And I'm getting algorithm to death,
00:57:47.080 but I ain't complaining about it. You know why? Because we're able to say things to try to save
00:57:51.900 the country. And if I can reach people, I can reach people. And I still reach a lot of people.
00:57:57.800 Well, my profile visits are down 50% right now because you can't, I got a search band.
00:58:06.060 You know what? I can't search my name. I'll type it all the way in. He still won't come in.
00:58:09.720 I can't find you. When I type your name in there, it just doesn't even happen. I mean,
00:58:13.960 it's just, it's that bad. I was sitting there going, really? I couldn't find anybody. None of
00:58:19.740 the litter mates. I wasn't able to find out how they were doing or what was going on with them.
00:58:23.340 I got back from vacation. I'm like, what is happening here? I rebooted my whole system a
00:58:27.620 couple of times. They have it all. I mean, somebody tweeted yesterday. I wish they'd go back to the
00:58:33.540 algorithms a month ago because these are horrible. And then Elon Musk went underneath him yesterday and
00:58:38.660 said, I agree. Then do some, hit the button. Yeah. I mean, why not? I just wish they would
00:58:46.420 just like, and imagine the traffic if they just said, okay, whatever. June the 2nd from
00:58:54.740 2 PM to 10 PM, we're going to have an algorithm free holiday. And we're just going to, it's
00:59:00.080 going to be a free for all. And think of the excitement that would build up and all the
00:59:03.600 engagements they would get. And it's just like, let's just see what happens, man. It's going
00:59:06.280 to be nuts. Do something like that. It'd be, it'd be cool. Well, I mean, just let it all
00:59:11.640 go. Exactly. There's no reason for people to still be polite. Let us talk to each other
00:59:15.900 the way we want to, not the way you put us in groups or the way you, oh, if you say this
00:59:20.320 word, we're going to hide you. If you say this word, we're going to hide you. That's
00:59:22.860 not free speech. Give us free speech. Let us talk. I'm not going to, I never threaten
00:59:28.860 anybody. I'm not going to threaten anybody. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to call
00:59:32.860 anybody the C word. I just want to just have everybody talk.
00:59:36.160 That's all. It's really sad that we're still pushing through this. I might say the C word.
00:59:40.540 Well, I won't. I didn't know I retweeted something that had the C word in there. And then I went,
00:59:45.380 oh, are you kidding? It took me days to get over that. I still am not over that. But yeah.
00:59:51.500 Oh my gosh.
00:59:54.420 What was it? It was the, it was that meme that usually says.
00:59:57.820 Liar is what it normally spray paint is.
01:00:00.500 He has usually rights on his forehead, liar or something. Or loser.
01:00:03.840 Loser. Or loser. Loser is what it was. Yeah. And then so you just saw it in that old meme
01:00:09.060 where he writes loser and he was actually writing the C word. And I went, see you next
01:00:13.020 Tuesday. I said, I can't even believe it. Somebody just brought it to my attention. I don't even
01:00:18.920 know what to do with it. Then you went to work for hours and left it on your number one tweet
01:00:25.100 right there. It was like my pinned tweet. I'm going, oh my gosh. And somebody said, you know,
01:00:30.720 Jules, I just think that you should know what he's actually spelling out because you probably
01:00:34.940 wouldn't like it if you knew what it said. Somebody was nice enough to nudge me. And I saw,
01:00:40.140 and I was so, I was totally mortified. I could not believe it. I went, oh, it's been up there
01:00:46.080 for hours. I went to my day job and boom.
01:00:47.940 If I'd have noticed it, I'd have said something because I know that memes all the time. He
01:00:51.840 writes loser on people's foreheads. It's just all the time.
01:00:54.480 I was so upset over that. I mean, it was just like, oh, why is this even happening? But you
01:01:01.960 know, it does to all of us. But real quick, there is some, there is a little bit of good
01:01:05.760 news here on the January 6th. We have got a law student who beat charges at the rig trial.
01:01:11.620 He won five of the nine charges and he is going to appeal. We just need President Trump back.
01:01:18.160 I mean, that's really it. He's going to take care of all of this because what they're doing.
01:01:21.620 We don't have a country if he don't come back.
01:01:23.180 We really don't. This is serious now. I mean, what they did to John Eastman,
01:01:28.500 unbelievable. They disbarred him.
01:01:32.200 Disbarred him.
01:01:33.600 Yeah.
01:01:34.500 For just, you know, representing his client.
01:01:38.880 Good night. I mean, because he challenged the 2020 election, which, you know, they are all
01:01:50.140 going to do. Yeah. And they're going to do it this time around because President Trump
01:01:54.080 is going to win. So now all of a sudden you're starting to hear how they're saying, oh, our
01:01:57.880 elections are rigged just so they can set up challenges, right? Just so that they can do
01:02:03.060 that once they find out that the whole country voted for Trump.
01:02:06.120 From now to November, you ain't going to believe it.
01:02:08.400 It's going to be massive. Brace yourselves. It is going to be.
01:02:13.940 Wear a cup. Live is hard.
01:02:16.680 Oh my gosh. All right, everybody. Well, on that note, I hope everybody will join me tomorrow.
01:02:23.120 I will have the Saturday show and it is a political rendezvous. You can find it by going over to
01:02:28.020 Rumble Jules Jones Live and just check out the show. It's at three o'clock p.m. Eastern time,
01:02:33.480 just same time as this show. And we normally go a couple of hours and we will be digging
01:02:37.500 in pretty deep to this whole thing, the Compromise Judge Merchant. And can't wait to start going
01:02:43.600 through all that stuff with you all. Anyway, have a wonderful weekend. You all be safe,
01:02:48.940 be kind to one another, and we will see you later. Bye.
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