00:01:44.420Hello, hello, hello. Today is Thursday, January 5th, 2023. Episode number 238. Please remember to like, share, subscribe and hit the notification button so you know when we go live. You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. Hey there, Cat. How are you?
00:02:11.120Oh, third day of the Republican shit show. Here we go.
00:02:14.960Oh my gosh. Well, I have one person in mind. I don't know if everybody will agree on the left or anything else, but a cat turd looks pretty good right now. And I see that Not Paso did one for you. A meme in your honor. You sitting behind the speaker, right on the speaker's chair up there. I think right now this would be a good change.
00:03:05.740You have to wait 30 days for y'all to count votes. Y'all can wait 30 days to get your speakership back.
00:03:11.260You got that right. I'm in absolutely no hurry.
00:03:14.740And they can't handle any unpleasantness at every turn, and they can't handle any unpleasantry at all for themselves.
00:03:18.860Uh-uh. No. I think this is exactly what they need. And we have got people that are out there that are fighting for us. I am really just so shocked that they're actually showing how bad they really are.
00:03:32.980We just had the Twitter files. We just watched an operation, the misinformation, disinformation campaign play out in the public eye through emails and everything else.
00:03:43.660You can't tell me at this point that Paul Ryan isn't behind everything that's happening over there at Fox, pulling the strings every possible way that he can, coordinating with all the others to make the people that are out there standing up for we the people, right,
00:03:59.660that don't want another slime, swampy monster in there, and trying to do this coordinated attack on them.
00:04:07.280I mean, let's face it. They called them insurrectionists and saboteurs.
00:04:12.140Yeah. Yeah. Fox and Friends, they called them insurrectionists and saboteurs for voting who you want to vote for.
00:04:18.840It's their right to vote who they want to vote for, for the constituents.
00:05:53.240Why are they so uncomfortable? Why are they so mad?
00:05:55.500You cannot. I'm telling you, that swamp, you cannot go against it or they go crazy.
00:05:59.320Look at a Hannity. You know, it brings out all the pieces of crap, all the frauds, all the rhinos.
00:06:08.080They're like, we've got 202 votes. We got 90 percent. Now, how does 10 percent rule 90 percent?
00:06:14.200Well, I got a question for you. You got 90 percent of Congress, but I guarantee you 30 percent of the Republican Party wants Kevin McCarthy and 70 percent don't.
00:06:26.200You don't have the people. So what? You got 90 percent. You got. Yeah.
00:06:30.420You got 90 percent of people not listening to their people and trying to put the same old guy back in power.
00:06:36.580You got it. That's exactly what it is. And you don't have the votes.
00:06:41.160Exactly. They certainly don't. They're not speaking on behalf of We the People.
00:06:45.180And I think I think it would be a great time, honestly, Kat,
00:06:49.080for them to use their time up there to nominate and talk great about every single one of those 20 that are sticking up for us and fighting for us and doing what they promised to do.
00:07:00.400And that's to hear us. So use their time that way. I don't I don't see why not.
00:07:05.500I loved that you you brought attention to this one.
00:07:08.400All of the different people that are actually fighting for the American people that hear us.
00:07:48.800He doesn't care about the American people.
00:07:51.260He don't care about you. He don't care about flummers.
00:07:54.080He don't care about us average citizens that go about our daily lives and clean our own toilets.
00:07:58.580Right. He don't care. He don't care about us.
00:08:00.600He cares about power, obtaining power, lobbyists, big interest, the Chamber of Commerce, the Business Roundtable,
00:08:07.440the Washington, D.C. elites, what they have to say. He doesn't care.
00:08:11.420And we know it. And they can pretend like, oh, he's got all these votes.
00:08:14.760He ain't got the vote of the American people.
00:08:17.360My gosh. I mean, this is really showing.
00:08:21.040And the fact that you've got the whole establishment, you've got the whole uni party up there working in correlation together.
00:08:28.540I mean, they're on the same side. They're all in for Kevin McCarthy.
00:08:33.260They cannot wait. You've got every woke corporation on.
00:08:38.120He's going to get in there no matter what. Trust me when I tell you.
00:08:40.840I hate to tell you all that, but he will be the speaker because he'll he'll do anything.
00:08:45.400This slimeball and my predictions coming totally true.
00:08:48.420I said he's not going to have the votes and then he's going to go try to make all these deals with Republicans and put them on committees and this and that.
00:08:56.520And if he can't make a deal with them, he's going to go to the Democrats and make a deal with them to get the votes.
00:10:03.800Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're you know, he said, yeah, we're allowed to question somebody who wears Ukraine handkerchiefs and tie pins and is roommates of Frank Luntz.
00:10:15.860Right. Well, we were talking about that yesterday. We know exactly who McCarthy is.
00:10:21.920And if another dime the Ukraine. Right.
00:10:24.260If they get him to say that, then I would I would all be for Kevin McCarthy. Just don't know one thing.
00:11:26.200I'm all for I'm all for helping people around the world that, you know, through no means of their own, get attacked or whatever and displaced and and giving them food, shelter, find a place to live.
00:11:36.000I'm all for financing that because I'd like to help people.
00:11:39.420But that's not what's happened in a hundred billion.
00:11:41.240We've given 10 million to humanitarian and 90 percent is for bullets and guns and rifles.
00:11:47.700And, you know, we're funding the machinery of their war.
00:11:50.900And in our country, we were paying ten dollars for eggs and we're funding their war.
00:11:57.680Exactly. And not only that, you're talking about an installed president over there and I'm talking directly about Zelensky, who won't let there be another discussion in his country.
00:15:28.460And then now they're making six, seven, eight million dollars a year living in either New York or D.C.
00:15:34.680And there's not one step of their life where they've had to wash their hands after a day's work and like a tea bag.
00:15:41.760They've never sweated, hurt, lived paycheck to paycheck and say, hey, man, I can either get a new tire or I can, you know, buy diapers, but I can't do both.
00:16:30.900Yeah, well, they're being, they're reading teleprompters, but they live, they live and work and spend their whole lives around the same hundred people.
00:17:06.740And I mean, I'd never forget it because when I, I mean, gas was nothing back then, but I'd always, every week, I'd put $5 in gas and two quarts of oil.
00:17:22.420You were out there every day doing that.
00:17:23.800They've never seen, they've never seen hard work or, or, or anything in their lives, you know, and they're getting these gazillions of dollars and these billionaires are telling them what to say.
00:17:32.720I don't, you know, I kid about everybody.
00:17:34.520I make fun of everybody, but I have no doubt they're good people.
00:17:38.560I mean, they're probably nice people, you know, in real life.
00:17:41.260And I'm sure they're just great people.
00:17:43.060I mean, I'm serious about that, but they ain't got no clue what they're talking about because they ain't never lived in the real world.
00:17:48.840And that's what these politics affects is the real world.
00:20:34.380I did say it a million times on Twitter.
00:20:37.080I said, you can't wait to do your dream job on CNN.
00:20:39.500This is so fantastic because you did call it.
00:20:44.480Everybody knew that there was going to be a big payday for this clown.
00:20:48.960And of course, so CNN has hired Rhino Adam Kidzinger as new senior political commentator over there after CNN says that they are going to diversify.
00:21:23.220Died laughing, especially since you were on that monologue with Tucker as well.
00:21:28.080And if anybody wants to see that, you can go to our website in the letterbox dot com and you can see the monologue that Tucker did of Cat Turd and their feud.
00:21:36.960So I wonder if this will play out on CNN, if they'll have a second side to the story where they attack the cat.
00:23:04.660I didn't know if it was going to come in book form or on CNN or NBC, but I knew it was going to be one of the awards because that's what happens with these people.
00:23:12.600As soon as they are voted out of office or they have to step down because they know that they're going to be fired otherwise, then all of a sudden they get this nice, cushy job on a lamestream network or they get a big book or something like that.
00:23:28.340History in the making over and over and over again.
00:24:33.320So somebody's best friend in college that spent 18 years becoming a scientist can't get a $5 million grant to, you know, watch grasshoppers jump around and fight each other on treadmills.
00:25:46.960And all the people out here, farmers, plumbers, electricians, truck drivers, are all funding half their paycheck to that city so they can live up there and just get everybody they know filthy rich.
01:00:12.560They're going to get so tired of sitting up there.
01:00:14.240They're like, ah, this is the hardest I worked my whole life.
01:00:17.260I had to sit here and vote four times a day.
01:00:19.400Man, I'm used to just working 13 days and 47 days in recess, then 12 days, 85 days in recess.
01:00:25.340And then, you know, they're supposed to be up there every day, folks, working every single day, voting on the defense bill, the bill for this bill.
01:00:36.980And they're supposed to be separate bills.
01:00:41.620So instead of doing their work all year, they throw everything into a 4,000-page bill, and they all give each other pork until they all agree on it, and it's bipartisan.
01:00:52.420And then they work for two weekends a year, and that's it for the year.
01:00:55.580They've done everything they're supposed to do all year.
01:00:57.720Now they can sit around, take selfies of themselves, you know, a campaign, do a fundraiser so they can get millions of dollars and millions of dollars, an inside trader.
01:01:08.480I'm just telling you I've had it with these crooks.
01:01:10.400And they're all crooks, but about 10 of them.
01:01:23.280That's two times what, you know, we had imagined.
01:01:26.880But a little bit of other good news is that DeMar Hamlin finally regains consciousness, even asked the nurse who won the Bills-Bengals game.
01:02:11.460Well, one thing you're going to have to kind of disappoint, not disappoint, but inform our viewers, because everybody has been screaming Uranus all day in chat.
01:02:19.080And so you're going to have to explain what we decided to do here.