In the Litter Box - August 18, 2025


Suit Up Zelensky | In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 865 – 8⧸18⧸2025


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

153.24765

Word Count

11,089

Sentence Count

53

Misogynist Sentences

59

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

Claudia is leaving for her pickleball tournament and loses in the first round. President Trump is called out for calling out the Ukranian election and the rest of the media, and we love it!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Claudia was leaving for her pickleball tournament.
00:00:02.080 I've been visualizing my match all week.
00:00:04.640 She was so focused on visualizing that she didn't see the column
00:00:07.680 behind her car on her backhand side.
00:00:10.960 Good thing Claudia is with Intact, the insurer with the largest network
00:00:14.320 of auto service centers in the country.
00:00:16.320 Everything was taken care of under one roof,
00:00:18.320 and she was on her way in a rental car in no time.
00:00:20.720 I made it to my tournament and lost in the first round.
00:00:24.240 But you got there on time.
00:00:26.000 Intact Insurance, your auto service ace. Certain conditions apply.
00:00:30.000 When I found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from Winners,
00:00:33.760 I started wondering, is every fabulous item I see from Winners?
00:00:38.560 Like that woman over there with the designer jeans.
00:00:41.200 Are those from Winners?
00:00:42.800 Ooh, or those beautiful gold earrings?
00:00:45.200 Did she pay full price?
00:00:46.560 Or that leather tote?
00:00:47.520 Or that cashmere sweater?
00:00:48.800 Or those knee-high boots?
00:00:50.240 That dress?
00:00:51.040 That jacket?
00:00:51.680 Those shoes?
00:00:52.720 Is anyone paying full price for anything?
00:00:55.840 Stop wondering.
00:00:56.960 Start winning.
00:00:57.840 Winners.
00:00:58.480 Find fabulous for less.
00:01:25.360 Winners.
00:01:26.640 There is no one dollar sign.
00:01:26.960 The house.
00:01:27.040 Be nice.
00:01:27.840 Find those bags.
00:01:28.840 Be nice.
00:01:28.980 All good.
00:01:29.200 Then if I had a go.
00:01:30.840 ...
00:01:32.220 Volleycorn.
00:01:32.800 Thank you.
00:01:32.880 Oh, boy.
00:01:33.220 Touch six.
00:01:34.520 Pick your hand,
00:01:36.240 SMOO.
00:01:37.740 Do you get all of it?
00:01:39.180 Step one.
00:01:39.780 Do you want to watch a blessing?
00:01:41.160 Maybe one thing.
00:01:51.380 Or the benefit?
00:01:52.420 hello hello hello today is monday august 18th 2025 episode number 865 please remember to like
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00:02:21.740 you are in the litter box with jules and cat turd hey there cat how are you hey hey hey so did he suit
00:02:30.580 up like we all wanted him to yeah yeah he kind of suited up kind of i mean yeah it's a pass okay
00:02:37.960 i mean i guess it's a compromise i don't know i don't know why i can't just go to a store like
00:02:43.240 just a a tailor and get five or six nice suits made at one time well with as much money as we've
00:02:49.620 given him you would think so come on really i don't know what it is with that weirdo it's just
00:02:56.480 sad he really is he always tries to push it but anyway he does look nice compared to what we're
00:03:02.280 used to seeing so president trump just he is doing it the way he does it his style which i love and he
00:03:10.260 has called him out um for count for canceling the ukrainian election saying that he might follow
00:03:17.020 zelinski's lead and cancel the 2028 elections oh my god yeah i watched that today i don't know
00:03:24.460 if everybody had time i know a lot of people are at work but i watched it today and i was just laughing
00:03:29.400 the whole time through it oh my gosh president trump is awesome oh my god there's the troll he's like oh
00:03:35.480 so you're saying that you don't have to have an election if there's a war and maybe i should start
00:03:40.480 a war and i'll have to run oh my god everybody's head exploded on the left you know that they and
00:03:49.120 they're laughing in the room's laughing i mean they just can't take a joke on the left you cannot joke
00:03:53.360 around with these people no i love it that he did it i think it is great y'all want to watch it
00:03:58.480 yeah king troll i mean it was just so cute because it's typical president trump he's letting them know
00:04:04.920 exactly what you know what's happening over here and he's not giving even zelinski a pass
00:04:11.120 legal elections you say during during the war you can't have elections so let me just say three and a half
00:04:18.940 years from now so you mean if we happen to be in a war with somebody no more elections
00:04:25.760 isn't he great i knew i i know the left so much by now i have to deal with them for 30 years in
00:04:42.060 politics and i know what's going to trigger them and i knew as soon as he said that it was over for
00:04:47.240 him well he couldn't wait to president trump knew exactly where he could get him and that was one of
00:04:54.860 the places and he got them both he got both zelinski for acting like a dictator and he got the left
00:05:00.640 you know the lamestream media at the same time one shot they all were knocked down so he actually put
00:05:08.720 on a suit for president trump here you can see him arriving
00:05:12.780 we love them we love them
00:05:32.700 thank you very much everybody
00:05:40.480 and president trump in the reddest tie you can buy
00:05:46.500 i'm not getting my my screen today just says jules jones has started screen sharing and it's just
00:05:52.820 going around and around i'm not really seeing anything today oh how strange is everybody else
00:05:58.780 seeing it might just be my is it just your maybe but i mean but it always shows it's not like
00:06:05.380 this happens a lot it's never done this very bizarre we've had some strange things it's very
00:06:11.280 hot here right now but i think if we would have heard anything you guys can see the screen okay yeah
00:06:17.120 i can't see chat or anything so i'm completely so you're blind at the moment yeah just a black screen
00:06:23.300 for me oh no okay i don't know everybody else can see it cat okay well that's okay i can hear it
00:06:31.560 all right well that's what matters you can just you can just picture all of these things in your head
00:06:37.960 like the old-fashioned radio i've seen a press conference today yeah so so you're in good shape
00:06:42.940 then i sat through it all i was just waiting for the seems it was definitely a lot different than the
00:06:48.160 last time that's for sure well we have got a real president at the helm that's the difference and
00:06:54.900 you can actually see here of course oh he went off on biden worst president in history most corrupt
00:07:01.300 well he is he went right on off on his ass i was laughing it needs to be said it really does and the fact
00:07:11.660 that president trump is saying it for the world to hear because you know the entire world is watching
00:07:17.000 what is happening at the white house if he has something to say now is the time squawk like a
00:07:24.360 bird because they have to cover it because if they don't cover it other you know around the world other
00:07:30.980 stations are going to cover exactly what president trump is saying so they had just better
00:07:36.540 strike while the iron's hot but you had everybody there they were all showing up they all wanted
00:07:43.420 to be a part of all of this and so we'll see what happens i mean he went he man he was on a tweet
00:07:52.360 storm or or fruit storm this morning too he was posting about the mail-in ballots he's going to end
00:07:58.000 that crap thank goodness it's the biggest scam in the world that's what happened to california
00:08:03.000 just keep on bringing them in until we get our desired result just keep dropping them we'll keep
00:08:10.140 counting i mean what in the world is that all about it's time it really is and you know that's got the
00:08:19.720 left upset too because i mean he's hitting them in every place this is great news for all of us
00:08:25.640 but yeah it's not going to stop the lame stream from freaking out
00:08:30.300 i don't know all i have to say is president trump is the man for the moment and so you've got the
00:08:40.440 vp who says you remember what happened the last time right when zelinski got all in jd's face and all
00:08:48.500 of that well it certainly didn't happen this time he tried to keep his cool and tried to keep
00:08:53.740 everything in play and bounds because he knows that it wasn't a good look for zelinski you don't come
00:08:59.920 over to our country asking for money and then disrespect the president the vice president and
00:09:06.140 everybody else in the administration right there in the oval office and expect things to go well
00:09:11.140 for you it's just not going to work but it didn't stop him he wasn't wearing a suit when he met with
00:09:17.740 the others general keith kellogg near the white house before the meeting
00:09:23.160 so you had keith kellogg who is servant currently serving as president trump's special envoy to
00:09:32.000 ukraine he hosted a meeting with the ukrainian president vladimir zelinski on monday this was
00:09:37.780 ahead of zelinski's meeting with president trump
00:09:40.760 did you see where um msnbc changed their name to ms now bs now yeah i was like as soon as i said it
00:09:52.280 i'm like boy they're gonna call it bs now just as soon as i said i said oh my god you dumb asses
00:09:56.940 they're gonna call it bs now oh my gosh and i i hadn't even thought it as soon as i saw it i thought
00:10:02.860 instantly i said you dumb asses man y'all just don't know how the people think or something
00:10:07.660 and so and then i i swear i looked in the replies it was like five minutes after they did it and
00:10:12.760 everybody was already saying it and there's already memes about it because i mean it just
00:10:16.180 makes sense that's what you would call something like that's the first thing that comes to mind so
00:10:20.480 and they don't have anybody in the board meeting making millions of dollars up there at nbc
00:10:25.200 headquarters that say yeah i'm a raised man yes cat turd yeah so if you have ms now everybody's
00:10:32.820 gonna call it bs now just so you know right you're just setting it up to fail
00:10:37.440 a complete but you know re but rebranding is not gonna it's not gonna change because it's not
00:10:43.840 the name they don't like it's the content oh it's that's exactly right and they have all of these
00:10:51.120 focus studies and they have the biggest marketing groups that look at this stuff and the fact that
00:10:55.940 they didn't catch that is just funny to me bs now is what it's always going to be and it is the
00:11:05.420 laughing stock so no longer msnbc ms now and they think that you were going to forget who they are
00:11:12.120 until you start calling it bs now and then you remember who you have well done
00:11:17.660 good lord this is just what a waste yeah just as soon as i saw it and it's just like you're gonna
00:11:28.800 really rebrand that because you're doing so bad in the ratings and you suck so bad
00:11:32.980 this is just fun but the fact that in let's go back to we're not going to have the mail-in voting
00:11:42.660 anymore and the highly inaccurate and very expensive voting machines that he would choose
00:11:50.020 today to announce this when he is meeting with world leaders and they are trying to negotiate a
00:11:58.280 peace deal speaks volumes nothing that president trump does is just off the cuff no all of it is
00:12:06.440 designed he knows what he's doing when he's going to say certain things when he's going to make
00:12:11.380 certain announcements and this one he unloaded today think about that and then he makes the joke
00:12:20.540 with zelinski that perhaps we'll need to cancel elections when he drops this bomb on him oh my gosh
00:12:29.940 can you imagine being a tds sufferer right now and hearing both of those announcements simultaneously
00:12:38.200 they don't know what to write their pen is shaking they're going oh my gosh where do we start from
00:12:45.040 one side to the other i mean this is going to send a lot of them you know into just a perpetual
00:12:51.620 spiral they're not going to know what to do with something like this you mean we can no longer cheat
00:12:57.940 so yes all of this was done today vlad when he was meeting with western leaders and voldemir
00:13:07.540 voldemir zelinski vladimir zelinski i don't know this clown is just so off of his rocker and the fact
00:13:15.420 that he's allowing people to die over there as many as he has 60 year olds are now in line
00:13:22.660 he's got to make a deal and that's why you've got everyone there terrible i mean he does he really
00:13:32.540 think that he is going to pull americans into this whole thing i don't think so it's definitely not
00:13:40.080 going to happen we're not going to be on their soul fighting their wars he's got to give up some of
00:13:47.060 that eastern territory yes he is he's just gonna have to i mean you just you can't they've already
00:13:55.460 got it they're not gonna give it you think they're gonna give it back yeah it's not gonna happen trump
00:14:01.920 don't have to be doing this all this is because of trump all this meeting with uh putin all these
00:14:07.080 people coming in here right from france and italy and germany and the uk nobody would be talking about
00:14:14.140 this if they had cheated and got kamala in there they would be just they'd be they would already
00:14:19.580 send another 200 billion to them and just keep it going definitely wouldn't be talking about peace
00:14:25.320 oh no i mean a reporter asks in this meeting they say what guarantees you the need you what guarantees
00:14:34.280 do you need from president trump to be able to make a deal is it american troops intelligence equipment
00:14:41.580 zelinski says everything not happening american troops will never be on the ground in ukraine
00:14:48.780 i mean
00:14:54.940 this is he's trying to i saw this video today it was kind of funny this um
00:15:03.020 uh uh the assistant ag in rhode island a dim appointed was drunk as hell and out in public
00:15:14.540 and then he's trying to like talk to her and and he ends up putting her in handcuffs and the whole time
00:15:19.900 she's going i'm an ag i'm an ag oh my gosh i see it over here yeah watch this for a minute man this is the
00:15:28.860 democrats no one cares you broke the law but the author said good for you i don't give a
00:15:34.220 shit he does he does let's watch it if i ask you to turn off the body cam you have to turn it off
00:15:41.580 and that's your protocol she's a fucking lawyer so she knows well that's bullshit lawyer stuff so that's
00:15:46.860 not true so we gotta go no it is that's that's law i'm an ag i'm an ag good for you i don't give a
00:15:53.340 shit let's go we're going we're leaving please don't put your hands on us can you get your
00:16:00.460 children out of your like i don't know why i'm sorry what let's go let's go let's go let's go
00:16:06.300 come on we're waiting there are two full-grown women and mother's all right all right all right
00:16:25.740 oh my gosh she just keeps doing it worse at the end
00:16:28.940 this is so embarrassing i mean this is really bad can you imagine wait there's more i'll play it on
00:16:42.220 the larger screen so everybody can see it hang on if i ask you to turn off the body cam you have to
00:16:46.860 turn it off let's go let's go come on let's go come on we're waiting there are two full-grown women and
00:16:51.340 mother's all right all right all right all right all right all right you're being the 10 because you're not leaving
00:17:08.860 you're not leaving let's go i'm not being arrested you're putting me in cuffs
00:17:25.180 i'm not being okay do you have any weapons on you no no you're putting me on handcuffs and you're
00:17:41.660 merendezing you're not merendezing me relax relax
00:17:55.500 that's the assistant ag of rhode island for god's sakes wow and all they want you to do you're
00:18:00.780 obviously being drunk and belligerent in a bar and they just want you to leave
00:18:04.300 i don't understand people don't have man let me tell you something i was pretty much raised in
00:18:10.220 playing in bars and stuff and if a cop ever tells me man if you're in a fight or something you can
00:18:15.740 walk right now walk don't say another damn word just go are you gonna sit there and argue about
00:18:21.500 what going just like man so hey you can go now and all you're gonna see is dust well again here's the
00:18:27.980 thing she should know this better than anybody that no one is above the law if she's an ag
00:18:33.980 she's an ag i mean she's like the barbie robot of ags right we finally have one all right so here
00:18:40.620 she is the poster girl she should know that but see here's the thing they have conditioned people
00:18:46.380 that if you work in government or if you hold certain positions that you are going to get away
00:18:51.260 with everything and that's why they always say look do you know who i am do you that was that's
00:18:57.100 exactly what she kept saying right basically and that's why i am like ruth reese withers
00:19:03.820 spoon do you know who i am exactly because the laws are not supposed to apply to them
00:19:09.740 i know i'm an ag you got to turn your body camera off if i ask you to and he's like that's
00:19:13.980 bullshit lawyer shit no i don't that's right i mean that's do you just wind up the string and
00:19:19.340 you just pull it and let it go i'm an ag i'm an ag i'm an ag
00:19:22.460 hey if you could ask the cop to turn off their body camera why would they have body cameras because
00:19:31.660 every single person as soon as they got out would say turn off your body camera
00:19:34.700 right it's the whole purpose of one you can't cut them off pull the string and then they go and
00:19:40.460 that's exactly what you had here that's just crazy i love this cop i don't give a shit he does not
00:19:46.540 care he's doing his job he's a police officer go ahead put your put your hands behind your back
00:19:51.900 and let's see how you look in in silver cups that's never gonna go away your whole life man 10 years
00:19:58.220 your your 18 year old daughter is gonna come and say man i found this old video you look i'm an ag
00:20:06.860 oh or you could just walk off that's right goodness sakes now they showed that body camera for
00:20:14.860 the police obviously released that because it's the body camera footage so she probably was trying
00:20:19.260 to pull the stink behind the scenes after so i will release the damn footage let's let everybody
00:20:22.940 see what happened well and that's a good response because they you can see clearly that she is
00:20:29.980 a knee beer inebriated completely out of her mind so you can see her on camera she couldn't
00:20:36.380 she's kamalad yes kamalad that's a good one
00:20:39.740 yes that's a perfect term well i'll tell you what president trump means business and he's getting
00:20:51.820 down to the brass tacks i love this i mean the fact that we have got all of these deportations
00:20:57.500 that are going on promises kept here he is homeland security security uh secretary christy
00:21:05.420 gnome says that more than 1.6 million illegal immigrants are voluntarily leaving the u.s this
00:21:12.380 is less than 200 days 1.6 million have left this means safer streets taxpayer savings pressure off of
00:21:22.700 schools and hospital services and better job opportunities for americans this is fantastic
00:21:29.500 this is what we voted for they're getting the work done this is his cabinet
00:21:35.660 i mean you just can't beat it i mean we start front never stops coming does he comes at you man comes
00:21:42.620 at everything oh yeah he he has got a lot of work to do and oops whoops this drunk girl
00:21:50.940 she keeps showing up she's my bad penny of the day yes she can she keeps coming up oh my gosh i'm never
00:21:58.300 gonna get rid of her oh wow can you imagine being dating that oh my god oh no no no hey honey you
00:22:08.700 mind uh doing something i'm an ag i ain't doing it i'm an ag oh well that is her biggest accomplishment
00:22:14.700 in her life and probably the only one she's ever going to have so yeah i i can't believe they wouldn't
00:22:20.860 fire her after that i mean there's a democrat they don't ever fire anybody well that's what you have
00:22:26.460 with this group sad but true i i just i think it's funny that this is what they have been told that
00:22:34.220 once you make it to becoming an ag that you don't have to follow the law especially in ag
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00:25:25.740 has extradited a cartel by the cartel bosses they investigate politicians cartel ties this is inside
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00:25:57.580 it's a big deal because a lot of people were saying hey you know how they got how mexico
00:26:01.900 got its new president well she was basically the only one left standing some of your towns
00:26:07.660 out in california think like pasadena and stuff are ghost towns right now because they're all
00:26:11.340 illegals and they're hiding that's right our traffic has definitely lightened up the problem is
00:26:17.260 it's gotten really hot here we have a huge heat wave going on a lot of people are very concerned
00:26:23.500 about those fires starting up again lots of people are i mean i'm getting heat warnings all the time
00:26:31.660 and ours is a different type of heat we don't have the humidity like you do it's just a totally
00:26:36.300 different different situation they don't have it either oh and it's tough i mean it's really gotten
00:26:43.020 hot here so who knows i am just praying we don't have any fire breakouts during this time but yeah
00:26:49.580 so here's some more information about i'm an ag so yeah so her name she's the rhode island assistant
00:26:56.700 attorney general it's number two wow devon hogan flanagan she was arrested and charged with
00:27:03.740 trespassing and it wasn't a bar she was they were trying to get her to leave a restaurant
00:27:07.660 she got kicked out of a restaurant and wouldn't leave oh no
00:27:15.260 you know that's embarrassing when you're so drunk you get kicked out of half of these man that's
00:27:19.980 pretty bad well and she probably had a pretty big bill too you know those restaurants when you add
00:27:27.100 the alcohol to the food and everything else oh my gosh well some people just can't drink until they
00:27:34.060 start acting stupid either they just have a few and they start acting like her that's bad he should
00:27:39.900 every time she said i'm an ag he said i'm a i'm a pd i'm an ag i'm a pd
00:27:48.780 oh man i thought it was one of her friends and it was this christmas i'd be she'd be open
00:27:53.260 thing i'd be a shirt in there it says i'm an ag a hat in there it says i'm an ag
00:27:57.420 gosh she is so going to regret this she already does can you imagine i mean then she has to go
00:28:06.540 into her office and she gets to see her colleagues and they made it went viral she sits down she walks
00:28:13.820 she walks into the office and she's like you know nervous in the morning and there's nobody talking
00:28:18.460 about it and she makes it back to her back corner office and nobody's saying anything she's like oh my
00:28:22.620 god she sits down in somebody from the cubicle next to her i'm an ag well what's what's really
00:28:28.620 great it's wild because shy girl 2024 just pointed out over on youtube so she lied to the officer that
00:28:36.620 she is an ag when she's actually an assistant ag big difference he knew he didn't recognize her name
00:28:46.540 but yes great observation so she lied god almighty wow they just won't leave they just the guy the
00:28:56.540 police were just saying just leave just walk away all you got to do if you don't walked away nobody
00:29:02.300 would ever saw that you just said okay i'm out well and rubber and her ass old friend man she got
00:29:08.860 arrested too yeah she goes she's a liar she knows oh well here here's the full story
00:29:16.460 apparently and thank you robert bale he says the second woman was also arrested the rhode island
00:29:21.980 attorney general's office told 12 news that it is reviewing the incident which is expected to take
00:29:28.140 a few days though the office declined to comment further citing personal matters but yeah they've all
00:29:36.620 got this story yeah mrs i'm an ag lives a tick-tock and me and a bunch of big accounts made sure we
00:29:43.580 blasted that out to the world today i'll be like i'm a shit poster this is a shit poster god can you
00:29:51.020 imagine me getting arrested i'm a shit poster exactly my name is cat turd thank you very much
00:29:57.180 the thing about it is cat i guarantee they would recognize you before they would recognize this
00:30:08.540 for this woman they would know who you were first and depending on what side they slid on
00:30:14.300 it would make all the difference on how that went for you
00:30:18.620 if she was prosecuting me for a crime now i'm just like and i was the defense i would
00:30:22.860 just play that and say this is the prosecutor right now do you trust her right and just this
00:30:28.140 is it i have a big 90 inch screen there i'm an ag oh my gosh oh god well i'll tell you what we're
00:30:36.780 getting rid of a lot of people in this in this country when you start looking at these numbers
00:30:42.540 apparently ice is deporting over 1400 illegal immigrants per day
00:30:47.980 ice currently has more than 59 000 besides i'm an ag in custody with arrests averaging 930 per day
00:31:00.540 and deportation surging to a record rate of 1400 daily over the past two weeks and some of them
00:31:08.780 are self-deporting because they know it's only a matter of time
00:31:12.940 wow oh man isn't this fun i don't see how yet people are not these black pillars they still
00:31:23.980 can't have fun this is a lot this is great every day it's like christmas are they still really just
00:31:29.100 going to be angry about everything everything well what is it this time what's their beef
00:31:34.300 uh just well it doesn't matter like a hundred things are going great and one's going bad they're
00:31:39.100 going to pick at that well what's the one thing they're not happy about well uh i don't know
00:31:44.940 i haven't figured it out today i'm sure they're bitching and moaning because they do every day
00:31:48.940 it's so sad it really is this is the time that we have been waiting for we suffered through all of
00:31:54.940 those years with biden i'm so glad that president trump took some time to really call him out in front
00:32:01.020 of the world like i said the whole world is watching and all of the accomplishments that this
00:32:05.580 administration has done in just 200 days it's astounding can you imagine what it's going to
00:32:12.780 look like in a year in two years in three years we're going to have a completely different country
00:32:19.980 and no telling who's going to be behind bars by then i don't know maybe the democrat party is going to
00:32:26.460 have to rename itself just like msnbc to the bs news station i mean you know telling they're going
00:32:35.820 to have to do a rebrand because they're not going to have anybody left on the left everybody's going
00:32:40.300 to be locked up i hope by then at least some of the familiar faces they're memeing that girl now lady
00:32:49.660 oh my gosh i just posted one oh cat you know this that's when it gets bad it's just like the couple
00:32:56.700 that we saw it's blowing this is blowing up it's like the kiss cam yeah i just posted it i won't be
00:33:03.580 able to see it but you see it oh no here it is i knew these were about to come out i'm an agey
00:33:13.900 oh oh don't you people know that this is this is this is shit posters super bowl when you do dumb
00:33:23.260 shit like this like the kiss cam that's what i just said like that the kiss cam she's gonna she's next
00:33:28.700 in line you know what they should have awards for all of this stuff once a year i would watch that
00:33:35.900 instead of any of these award ceremonies that they have out there we should have like all of these people
00:33:41.580 and they're 15 minutes of fame i don't know what you would call it but bring them all out and give
00:33:46.380 them the turd award or something they're 15 minutes of just some of them are good like that is not real
00:33:56.300 should be in there for sure i'm an ag would be in there for sure the kiss cam i'm would be in there
00:34:02.940 for sure oh yeah god i mean it goes on and on you can think of all of the other ones that you all can
00:34:09.420 contribute to and start maybe we we should start that let me see if it's trending well it will be
00:34:18.220 oh god i'm gonna laugh if i'm an ag is trending we need awards for this we really do yearly awards and
00:34:29.020 so instead of like the best movie or what have you or the best scene or what whatever they give awards for
00:34:34.780 the best actress best actor no we're gonna have they probably do have it somewhere i don't i've never
00:34:43.020 heard of it i never have we'll do it on this show why don't we start it here we'll start compiling for
00:34:50.780 the year all of the people and then at the end of the year we'll do like a rundown and give one of
00:34:57.580 them an award this has just been blowing up for like two hours and i'm i just i typed in on the
00:35:04.460 search i'm an ag and it is just hilarious man this is blowing up oh my gosh yes and then we could do
00:35:12.860 like a poll we could have everybody vote on their favorite right incident per year and so then the
00:35:21.740 litter maids could decide who wins so who gets the golden turd award i'm just i'm telling you i'm
00:35:30.620 reading through these things oh my god cat you'll have to do a poll this is really really blowing up
00:35:38.300 right now god she said it's not if she just said it once it would be bad enough but she repeated it
00:35:47.180 like 25 times yes oh no well i mean as they were leading her off that's all she did like i said they
00:35:55.420 just pulled the string with her and she just started going i'm an ag i'm an ag i'm an ag
00:36:01.020 she didn't know what else to do oh you've got the somebody said i voted the subway slinger
00:36:07.100 and then you have somebody else we have the subway slinger we also have um somebody else put in here
00:36:14.860 you remember the cat the pronoun cat that whacked the woman you remember that one yeah i mean that
00:36:20.940 one is hilarious as well here she is hi my name is aaron i use she her pronouns and i am
00:36:34.460 see there i mean we've got the material to work with we've got to do this all right so we're going
00:36:40.220 to have the golden turd awards i'm putting it on my list of to do's goodness sakes okay wait i'm gonna
00:36:50.620 okay look what i just tweeted we'll get it going let me see what you have let me go over there and see
00:36:58.220 what you've got going on there cat so i'm an ag memes here i need oh did i do it wrong hold on a
00:37:09.260 second okay started doing this show no i need i'm an ag memes here that's right okay oh there you go
00:37:15.500 oh i just read the okay got it i need i'm an ag memes here oh this is gonna be so much fun all right
00:37:23.100 so we're gonna have to oh and then you have laurie rn who says you know don't forget about tampon tim
00:37:30.220 oh yeah there's so many oh chat has just taken over chat has taken over with all of these people
00:37:39.660 that they can think of slingers huge man that that's how fast the news goes that happened like
00:37:47.100 four days ago and we've already forgotten about it it's like it's just this didn't happen during biden
00:37:54.140 it's just the the new cycle exactly because man when trump met with putin he was either tweeting
00:38:00.300 every 10 minutes or on camera or in a meeting for like 27 hours he was up without stopping man i'm
00:38:07.260 telling you it's just i mean it goes so quick it's hard to keep up even even if you just miss a couple
00:38:15.100 of hours because you have to go somewhere you have to do something you're you're driving and you go back
00:38:19.660 and you're like what just happened a whole new a whole new news cycle is out it's just that's the
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00:40:57.820 so the golden turd awards only in the litter box we're gonna work on that and since we're coming
00:41:06.140 up on i mean we're gonna have all of these shows under our belt i cannot believe how big this show
00:41:11.740 has gotten and i cannot believe how long we have done it we're on 864 shows as of today
00:41:18.540 a lot it's a lot of talking it's a lot of talking really fun oh my gosh fun stuff ahead memes are
00:41:30.700 coming in oh i love it let's go i got the classic one with the lady and the cat oh let me see what we
00:41:38.060 have i'm an ag my mom's caregiver put this one in here and then let's see who else has got another
00:41:45.340 all right i'm an ag this is the one we just saw i'm an ag damn it this is at old salt city ace
00:41:57.260 you have got do you know who i am at r-s-t-y-s-g-r-l
00:42:06.380 this is a gift because it's how they are i bet she's not happy that me and little tiktok started
00:42:11.420 hosting this shit today oh this is not going to make them happy i'm looking for only ag memes oh no
00:42:21.100 oh somebody just grabbed part of her video and put her eyes up there the eyes never lie do they
00:42:28.540 it says the eyes and this is from at m underscore o-l-l-i-k-a-i-n-e-n
00:42:35.260 here comes her friend she's a lawyer waiting at her oh my god do we need to do you know how many
00:42:44.380 people have pulled that in bars i'm a lawyer and they're so not if you are you're a drunk lawyer
00:42:53.180 i have heard that you're a damn drunk lawyer right now well you know i'm a teetotaler so whenever i see
00:42:58.620 something like this go down in la that's normally their go-to line it's like no you're probably going
00:43:03.660 to be the person you know shoveling the hash browns tomorrow when you're abs as drunk or hung over as
00:43:11.340 you can possibly be but that's the number one go-to i'm a lawyer well what's that going to do for you
00:43:16.140 right now you're going in they're hauling you in yeah i already hate you man you don't need to make
00:43:22.380 your words exactly oh this is just fun this is so much fun here's one i'm an ag i'm an ag and then
00:43:31.420 you're an effin drunk there you are cat sitting at the table i know i can't see the damn screen
00:43:39.660 today it's just black oh you are missing all of this okay i miss i like listen what i like um looking
00:43:45.660 at chat during the show that's what i'm really missing i know chat's so much fun they're very active
00:43:49.980 right now too by the way they've got a lot i'm an ag oh they already did the little kit i'm an ag kit
00:43:57.980 shot glass broken high heel hairbrush full oh this is great this is evan lee dyer yes this is a
00:44:06.140 commentary account you've got i'm an ag 40 plus over shot glass broken high heel hairbrush full of hair
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00:45:46.220 this chick is having a gonna have a very bad yeah yeah it i don't know when that came out but uh
00:45:53.980 lives with tick-tock was the first to do it when i saw it today it's only a few hours ago and i was just
00:45:58.220 like it all i always know instantly when it's gonna be you know who's glad this came out today
00:46:04.140 the subway slinger yeah he's like thank you god yes he is the subway slinger is very happy that this is
00:46:12.780 out gosh that she's gonna this is blowing up man big time i think she could lose her job over this and
00:46:21.260 she should you shouldn't be like the second to the ag in a whole state and you can't you can't do it you
00:46:27.740 can't go around uh acting like an idiot you can't get drunk and act stupid when you're in certain
00:46:33.100 positions you can't do it well i mean it's really risky believe me when i'm at turd stock i'd like to
00:46:40.300 drink way more than i drink but i can't well i mean you have a responsibility i mean you really do you
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00:51:01.340 there i mean this is just fun
00:51:04.140 this chick is never going to get out of oh no coffee and grit yeah i'm an ag turn that body cam
00:51:15.900 off that picture oh she's going to toss that outfit oh she's going to get a new haircut she's going to
00:51:22.300 try to never be recognized she'll do us she'll do an official weird apology that'll sound like an
00:51:30.060 attorney wrote it but what she should say she said hey man i went out and got drunk man get over
00:51:35.820 yourself i'm sure you've never done a drinking blunder oh you should just be real about yeah i
00:51:40.780 think i got drunk made ass myself damn it oh my gosh no regret
00:51:49.260 me i'd be merchandising that well she should run for ag next right i'm an ag coffee mugs i'm an
00:51:57.020 ag oh my gosh vote for i'm an ag yes i would actually run with it she really doesn't have a
00:52:04.940 choice i wonder i wonder what her story is well we'll find out soon enough there's gonna be
00:52:12.220 definitely a story here i mean is she married is she i heard something about kids oh my god uh-huh
00:52:19.740 i heard something about kids i hope not when we played the video i hope they weren't there
00:52:27.020 i hope not well they're gonna see it i mean there's no way around it you can't you can't hide it now
00:52:33.900 it's in the it's in the in the sphere no doubt it's bad oh my god so then you've got in the news
00:52:47.340 in the real news you've got south carolina and ohio who have joined west virginia west virginia
00:52:53.260 and sending national guard troops to washington d sleazy so they have pledged to send hundreds of
00:52:59.900 national guard troops to dc amid president trump's federal takeover and clamp down on crime and
00:53:05.820 homelessness in the district that's a good thing and president trump is not backing off of this i mean
00:53:13.900 he's like look these are criminals who support crime democrat paying protesters to fight dc crime
00:53:20.620 crack down no they are paying protesters think about that for a second here's president trump
00:53:29.180 trying to clean up washington dc the people that live there are thanking him they're rolling down
00:53:34.700 their windows there are all these videos on tiktok saying yeah i actually can roll down my window i
00:53:40.380 feel safer right now and they're celebrating what president trump is doing and leave it to the democrats
00:53:47.260 to push against it to mobilize and have protesters out there against his attack on crime what is wrong
00:53:57.100 with these people god i mean there's nobody that lives there that's mad about it believe me unless
00:54:05.340 you're a criminal well they've come out and said oh my gosh thank you so much thank you so much for doing
00:54:13.020 what you're doing i mean you see it in every single one of these democrat run cities and here you've got
00:54:19.420 gavin newscom who's over there he is just about as sleazy as you can possibly get the guy wants to be
00:54:26.700 president so bad he's not gonna be he is not gonna be i mean he has got more things that people could
00:54:33.820 talk about i mean what he has done to talk about i mean what he has done to my state who would want
00:54:38.460 that in all of the other states no one if you want to talk about going back and slumming it like you
00:54:46.780 were with biden that's your ticket is new scum he has nothing to offer zero
00:54:53.100 so steven miller yeah i mean he's he's talked about new scum steven miller went off on corrupt
00:55:04.780 california democrat governor new scum and la mayor karen bass i mean they've destroyed our city
00:55:11.740 she the mayor of la she showed up in little tokyo and reacted to the 100 agent ice bp raids during
00:55:19.180 california governor's press conference about redistricting here she is not believe that this
00:55:25.100 just happened to be a coincidence there is no way this was a coincidence this was widely publicized
00:55:30.220 that the governor and many of our other elected officials were having a press conference here
00:55:35.420 to talk about redistricting and they decided they were going to come and thumb their nose
00:55:40.300 in front of the governor's face why would you do that that is unbelievably disrespectful
00:55:45.420 it's a provocative act they're talking about disorder in los angeles and they are the source
00:55:51.340 of the disorder in los angeles right now this is just completely unacceptable this is a administration
00:55:58.220 this is a customs and border patrol that has gone amok this absolutely has to stop there was no danger
00:56:05.660 here there was no need to detain anyone here and there was certainly no need to have a provocative act
00:56:12.220 right here where the governor is having a press conference okay so they're real upset over that
00:56:17.580 that ice actually is able to rain on their parade well stephen miller he accused new scum and karen
00:56:24.060 bass of facilitating child trafficking well that's what happens he goes on to say he's like look they
00:56:31.260 are guilty of crimes against humanity for facilitating child trafficking sex trafficking and he's right listen
00:56:40.300 the mayor of los angeles and the governor of california were in the largest sanctuary city and the
00:56:45.340 largest sanctuary state in america they refused to turn over tens of thousands of serial criminal
00:56:53.900 illegal aliens to ice so they get arrested by state or local authorities and they get cut loose they then
00:57:00.220 go on to commit crimes like assault armed robbery home invasion and murder the most unimaginable
00:57:08.460 egregious crimes you could think of all of that blood all of that suffering all of that heartache
00:57:15.260 squarely on the soul and conscience of california's governor and the mayor of los angeles they are
00:57:21.740 guilty of crimes against humanity they are facilitating child trafficking sex trafficking look they think
00:57:27.820 this is a game they think this is a joke this is life and death when you meet with the families as you
00:57:33.340 have griff whose loved ones have been raped and killed and slaughtered by criminal legal aliens who
00:57:38.780 have no right to be in this country what new scam are doing and what bass is doing are unforgivable and
00:57:45.900 god bless our ice agents and border patrol agents for going out there and doing this mission on behalf and on
00:57:51.500 the orders of president trump to make america safe for our citizens the democrat party seems to only care
00:57:58.540 about two groups right now criminals and illegal aliens and that's it donald trump's republican party
00:58:06.060 is fighting for law-abiding american citizens and you're seeing the results right here in washington dc
00:58:12.220 where the most violent city that we have in this country is now becoming day by day and will become
00:58:21.340 one of the safest cities in the whole country he's right that's all they care about
00:58:29.660 well here's the thing so so go ahead yeah so so i got more news about the thing that i like today
00:58:36.540 so uh yeah this nicole solas is is she's doing it all so she played a longer video where she threatened
00:58:43.260 the cops once they put her in she goes you're gonna regret this buddy before he closed the door
00:58:47.340 nah and then they have got the body cam of that remember you said the friend was arrested and
00:58:54.060 she's hissing and kicking and throwing a fit and i just posted that they just posted that one now and
00:58:58.220 it's even worse oh my gosh oh this is only going to get worse for them definitely oh wow all right so
00:59:09.100 laugh out loud this just gets better and better here we go we will get your hands off we will get
00:59:13.900 the license we will get the license no no no no no no get out of here get back get back wait
00:59:23.660 nice
00:59:29.580 i have tired
00:59:43.660 i'm right here
00:59:46.620 right here
00:59:47.340 No!
00:59:48.340 No!
00:59:49.340 No!
00:59:50.340 No!
00:59:51.340 Stop talking!
00:59:52.340 Babe!
00:59:53.340 Babe!
00:59:54.340 Babe, I'm right here!
00:59:55.340 No!
00:59:56.340 Babe!
00:59:57.340 Babe!
00:59:58.340 Please!
00:59:59.340 I'm scared!
01:00:00.340 I'm right here!
01:00:01.340 No!
01:00:02.340 I'm not gonna find those I'm asking!
01:00:03.340 I'm right here!
01:00:04.340 No!
01:00:05.340 Okay!
01:00:06.340 No!
01:00:07.340 Please don't do this to my friend!
01:00:08.340 I'm right here!
01:00:09.340 No!
01:00:10.340 No!
01:00:11.340 Babe!
01:00:12.340 I'm right here!
01:00:13.340 No!
01:00:14.340 Babe!
01:00:15.340 Relax!
01:00:16.340 What's wrong with you?
01:00:17.340 Relax!
01:00:18.340 We don't want to put you in handcuffs!
01:00:19.340 Relax!
01:00:20.340 Let's go!
01:00:21.340 No!
01:00:22.340 Babe!
01:00:23.340 Babe!
01:00:24.340 You're overreacting!
01:00:25.340 You're adding charges!
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01:00:30.340 Don't!
01:00:31.340 You're overreacting!
01:00:32.340 You didn't have to have this happen!
01:00:33.340 Sit in the car!
01:00:34.340 No!
01:00:35.340 No!
01:00:36.340 No!
01:00:37.340 Babe!
01:00:38.340 No!
01:00:39.340 Babe!
01:00:40.340 No!
01:00:41.340 No!
01:00:42.340 No!
01:00:43.340 Babe!
01:00:44.340 No!
01:00:45.340 You're right here!
01:00:46.340 I'm right here!
01:00:47.340 I'm right here!
01:00:48.340 No!
01:00:49.340 Just put her in!
01:00:50.340 Get back!
01:00:51.340 Get back!
01:00:52.340 Get back!
01:00:53.340 In the car!
01:00:54.340 No!
01:00:55.340 No!
01:00:56.340 No!
01:00:57.340 No!
01:00:58.340 No!
01:00:59.340 No!
01:01:00.340 No!
01:01:01.340 No!
01:01:02.340 No!
01:01:03.340 No!
01:01:04.340 No!
01:01:05.340 You're not here!
01:01:06.340 No!
01:01:07.340 No!
01:01:08.340 No!
01:01:09.340 No!
01:01:10.340 No!
01:01:11.340 Dad!
01:01:12.340 Babe, I'm right here!
01:01:13.340 No!
01:01:14.340 Get your feet in the car!
01:01:15.340 Who the fuck are you?
01:01:16.340 Don't touch me!
01:01:17.340 Get your feet in the car!
01:01:18.340 You're a grown adult.
01:01:19.340 You're acting like a kid.
01:01:20.340 Dad!
01:01:21.340 Dad!
01:01:22.340 No!
01:01:23.340 Who the fuck are you?
01:01:24.340 This is so inappropriate!
01:01:25.340 You're overreacting!
01:01:26.340 You're overreacting!
01:01:28.340 Dad!
01:01:29.340 Dad!
01:01:30.340 Dad!
01:01:31.340 Dad!
01:01:32.340 Dad!
01:01:33.340 Dad!
01:01:34.340 Dad!
01:01:35.340 Dad!
01:01:36.340 Dad!
01:01:37.340 Dad!
01:01:38.340 Dad!
01:01:39.340 Dad!
01:01:40.340 Dad!
01:01:41.340 Dad!
01:01:42.340 Dad!
01:01:43.340 There weren't a trespass.
01:01:46.340 Yeah!
01:01:47.340 Yeah!
01:01:48.340 Oh!
01:01:49.340 Damn!
01:01:50.340 The restaurant was depressed already.
01:01:51.340 Travis!
01:01:52.340 We've got two in the 10.
01:01:53.340 Oh!
01:01:54.340 God!
01:01:55.340 Oh, no!
01:01:56.340 Oh, it reminds me of like Kermit or something crazy, you know?
01:02:03.340 Just even the screams were horrible.
01:02:06.340 Poor Dan!
01:02:07.340 Poor babe.
01:02:08.340 Whoever he is!
01:02:09.340 I hate it, honey, but I just shot that out to the world!
01:02:12.340 oh my god why can't you just all you had to do is just walk away that's the one in the first
01:02:18.700 of the other video when she's an attorney right that scrawl on her face oh boy i wonder if they'll
01:02:24.500 be friends after this and her and her beta boyfriend i'm here i'm here honey good that's
01:02:30.880 doing i'm here honey i'm sipping my double soy latte honey dude oh no this is why would you act like
01:02:43.620 that well because she thinks that she can ain't talking about entitled and you all y'all obviously
01:02:52.520 are entitled never had to deal with the police at a bar before or a restaurant man just get when they
01:02:57.120 say go go don't even say another word if they if they've got two or three people gathered around
01:03:03.280 and they say you just walk away and just turn around and start high stepping man don't say a
01:03:10.480 word just run as fast as you can and thank you that's it it's over then they always want to sit
01:03:16.880 there and keep talking man i just i just don't get it oh this is something call her girlfriend she
01:03:24.340 slipped you see that she slipped out of them cuffs they had her completely cuffed and she slipped out
01:03:28.600 of both of them maybe she's done that before yeah i don't know but you know cuffs or something you
01:03:39.900 know she's obviously played those games before somewhere somehow i mean now you can start with
01:03:45.800 the conspiracy theories not not with her boyfriend not with dan not with honey i'm here
01:03:54.180 not with dan but with somebody else honey i'm here
01:04:00.120 oh my gosh oh that does any good oh no well you know what whips chains handcuffs they all
01:04:15.780 go in the same category but she's obviously had experience in the whole deal so for her to slide on
01:04:21.820 out of those i know somebody just says were were those fuzzy handcuffs god that cyborg 001 though
01:04:31.740 these weren't fuzzy handcuffs if they were that could have been his
01:04:36.040 for dan i'm here i'm here you know dan should be famous for this as well shut the f up for god's
01:04:46.040 sake i nominate dan for the turd golden turd awards just because he was in this position to begin with
01:04:52.260 with this woman so anyway dan will have to add him to the lineup dan i'm here honey
01:04:58.700 god somebody be getting mugging her they're mugging me i'm here honey watching i'm watching from over
01:05:08.600 here
01:05:09.040 god yes he has to put it believe me he's seen that i can promise you he's seen that right there
01:05:18.060 many times well that's why we're gonna throw him into the golden turd awards is because he earned it
01:05:24.060 he deserves to be in the group of them i mean this wasn't his first rodeo so he's seen that many
01:05:30.280 times ain't the first time she's done that i agree wow well i hate to tell her but i just put her on
01:05:39.420 blast i'm seeing just the combination there's millions and there's good stuff now oh my gosh
01:05:47.060 so wild so wild well i mean when you talk about beta boys and you talk about gavin newscombe they're
01:05:54.700 two of the same you've got voters in california who have overwhelmingly they completely oppose
01:06:00.720 what governor gavin newscombe's plan is to gerrymander the state 64 to 36 he's a loser and i'm sure when
01:06:09.700 he heard president trump talking about you know this whole thing with uh zelinski canceling elections
01:06:17.820 he's like well wait a minute wait a minute
01:06:21.000 but we'll see what happens with that whole thing have we do we have an outcome is there a path to
01:06:28.380 peace cat well it's all according to zelinski putin's gonna try to get you know he's gonna get
01:06:36.860 something especially crimea i mean he's had crimea he walked in there 12 years ago without
01:06:41.040 a shot during obama and just took it gosh well we won half of the battle when we had when he showed
01:06:50.260 up in a suit because you know that was painful for him and then i thought it was incredible what
01:06:56.040 the first lady put out there her peace letter that was beautifully written and so timely i thought
01:07:02.660 that was just incredible and we'll end on that today she says and it stated august 15th 2025
01:07:10.500 first lady of the united states of america she says dear president putin every child shares the same
01:07:18.100 quiet dreams in their heart whether born randomly into a nation's rustic countryside
01:07:23.220 or a magnificent city center they dream of love possibility and safety from danger
01:07:29.940 as parents it is our duty to nurture the next generation's hope as leaders the responsibility
01:07:36.440 to sustain our children extends beyond the comfort of a few undeniably we must strive to paint a dignity
01:07:45.320 filled world for all so that every soul may wake to peace and so that the future itself is perfectly
01:07:52.780 guarded a simple yet profound concept mr putin as i am sure you will agree is that
01:07:59.800 each generation's descendants begin their lives with a purity and innocence which stands above
01:08:06.240 geography government and ideology yet in today's world some children are forced to carry a quiet
01:08:13.000 laughter untouched by the darkness around them a silent defiance against forces that can potentially
01:08:20.240 claim their future mr putin can you single-handedly restore their melodic laughter in protecting the
01:08:29.180 innocence of these children you will do more than serve russia alone you will serve humanity itself such a bold
01:08:37.620 idea transcends all human division and you mr putin will fight to implement this vision with a stroke of a pen
01:08:46.680 wixtend today it is time sincerely first ladymelania trump all class she's wonderful is she not
01:08:57.240 i love her man i know she is just 100 percent the best by far she's as good as it gets she really
01:09:09.420 is and so to pin that and to have that presented and to present that to the world was so right
01:09:18.300 it was just right hit all the right tones everything that a person thinks of as a child
01:09:26.560 their innocence and everything else the fact that they should not be subjected to this kind of war
01:09:31.220 and that he has the power himself to stop this with a pin so wow just you see how all shakes down i don't
01:09:41.400 trust alinsky no one does especially when it's money that he that he is so hungry for he wants
01:09:46.820 to continue on but we'll see i mean trump is reportedly he's pushing for a trilateral summit
01:09:53.320 with putin and it's for next friday oh on my birthday august 22nd so there you have it
01:10:00.400 how old are you gonna be oh i'm gonna be old enough not to answer that question
01:10:05.780 you never ask a woman her age even when she's like what but when do you stop asking i think when
01:10:12.360 you're 10 when you're 10 years old i like to ask them all right oh i know you do and you can get
01:10:20.540 away with it too cat that's one of the luxuries of being cat turd yeah well i'm looking forward
01:10:29.440 to these turd awards they're gonna be fun we've got so many characters we've got a whole bunch of
01:10:34.680 them all right everybody well that concludes today's show i hope you all have a wonderful
01:10:40.900 rest of your day cat is there anything you'd like to add you've been in the dark the whole time
01:10:44.780 no i'm just yeah i'm dark so i can't really add anything he can't see anything black screen don't
01:10:50.460 know why hopefully that'll fix itself tomorrow i'll go look around and see what's going on i don't
01:10:55.400 know everybody else could see us but you i know you're the odd man out today all right you all be
01:11:01.760 safe be kind to one another and we will see you later bye
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