In the Litter Box - Suit Up Zelensky ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 865 – 8⧸18⧸2025

00:00:00.000 Claudia was leaving for her pickleball tournament.

00:00:02.080 I've been visualizing my match all week.

00:00:04.640 She was so focused on visualizing that she didn't see the column

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00:00:30.000 When I found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from Winners,

00:00:33.760 I started wondering, is every fabulous item I see from Winners?

00:00:38.560 Like that woman over there with the designer jeans. 1.00

00:00:41.200 Are those from Winners?

00:00:42.800 Ooh, or those beautiful gold earrings?

00:00:45.200 Did she pay full price?

00:00:46.560 Or that leather tote?

00:00:47.520 Or that cashmere sweater?

00:00:48.800 Or those knee-high boots?

00:00:50.240 That dress?

00:00:51.040 That jacket?

00:00:51.680 Those shoes?

00:00:52.720 Is anyone paying full price for anything?

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00:01:52.420 hello hello hello today is monday august 18th 2025 episode number 865 please remember to like

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00:02:21.740 you are in the litter box with jules and cat turd hey there cat how are you hey hey hey so did he suit

00:02:30.580 up like we all wanted him to yeah yeah he kind of suited up kind of i mean yeah it's a pass okay

00:02:37.960 i mean i guess it's a compromise i don't know i don't know why i can't just go to a store like

00:02:43.240 just a a tailor and get five or six nice suits made at one time well with as much money as we've

00:02:49.620 given him you would think so come on really i don't know what it is with that weirdo it's just

00:02:56.480 sad he really is he always tries to push it but anyway he does look nice compared to what we're

00:03:02.280 used to seeing so president trump just he is doing it the way he does it his style which i love and he

00:03:10.260 has called him out um for count for canceling the ukrainian election saying that he might follow

00:03:17.020 zelinski's lead and cancel the 2028 elections oh my god yeah i watched that today i don't know

00:03:24.460 if everybody had time i know a lot of people are at work but i watched it today and i was just laughing

00:03:29.400 the whole time through it oh my gosh president trump is awesome oh my god there's the troll he's like oh

00:03:35.480 so you're saying that you don't have to have an election if there's a war and maybe i should start

00:03:40.480 a war and i'll have to run oh my god everybody's head exploded on the left you know that they and

00:03:49.120 they're laughing in the room's laughing i mean they just can't take a joke on the left you cannot joke

00:03:53.360 around with these people no i love it that he did it i think it is great y'all want to watch it

00:03:58.480 yeah king troll i mean it was just so cute because it's typical president trump he's letting them know

00:04:04.920 exactly what you know what's happening over here and he's not giving even zelinski a pass

00:04:11.120 legal elections you say during during the war you can't have elections so let me just say three and a half

00:04:18.940 years from now so you mean if we happen to be in a war with somebody no more elections

00:04:25.760 isn't he great i knew i i know the left so much by now i have to deal with them for 30 years in

00:04:42.060 politics and i know what's going to trigger them and i knew as soon as he said that it was over for

00:04:47.240 him well he couldn't wait to president trump knew exactly where he could get him and that was one of

00:04:54.860 the places and he got them both he got both zelinski for acting like a dictator and he got the left

00:05:00.640 you know the lamestream media at the same time one shot they all were knocked down so he actually put

00:05:08.720 on a suit for president trump here you can see him arriving

00:05:12.780 we love them we love them

00:05:32.700 thank you very much everybody

00:05:40.480 and president trump in the reddest tie you can buy

00:05:46.500 i'm not getting my my screen today just says jules jones has started screen sharing and it's just

00:05:52.820 going around and around i'm not really seeing anything today oh how strange is everybody else

00:05:58.780 seeing it might just be my is it just your maybe but i mean but it always shows it's not like

00:06:05.380 this happens a lot it's never done this very bizarre we've had some strange things it's very

00:06:11.280 hot here right now but i think if we would have heard anything you guys can see the screen okay yeah

00:06:17.120 i can't see chat or anything so i'm completely so you're blind at the moment yeah just a black screen

00:06:23.300 for me oh no okay i don't know everybody else can see it cat okay well that's okay i can hear it

00:06:31.560 all right well that's what matters you can just you can just picture all of these things in your head

00:06:37.960 like the old-fashioned radio i've seen a press conference today yeah so so you're in good shape

00:06:42.940 then i sat through it all i was just waiting for the seems it was definitely a lot different than the

00:06:48.160 last time that's for sure well we have got a real president at the helm that's the difference and

00:06:54.900 you can actually see here of course oh he went off on biden worst president in history most corrupt

00:07:01.300 well he is he went right on off on his ass i was laughing it needs to be said it really does and the fact 0.85

00:07:11.660 that president trump is saying it for the world to hear because you know the entire world is watching

00:07:17.000 what is happening at the white house if he has something to say now is the time squawk like a

00:07:24.360 bird because they have to cover it because if they don't cover it other you know around the world other

00:07:30.980 stations are going to cover exactly what president trump is saying so they had just better

00:07:36.540 strike while the iron's hot but you had everybody there they were all showing up they all wanted

00:07:43.420 to be a part of all of this and so we'll see what happens i mean he went he man he was on a tweet

00:07:52.360 storm or or fruit storm this morning too he was posting about the mail-in ballots he's going to end

00:07:58.000 that crap thank goodness it's the biggest scam in the world that's what happened to california

00:08:03.000 just keep on bringing them in until we get our desired result just keep dropping them we'll keep

00:08:10.140 counting i mean what in the world is that all about it's time it really is and you know that's got the

00:08:19.720 left upset too because i mean he's hitting them in every place this is great news for all of us

00:08:25.640 but yeah it's not going to stop the lame stream from freaking out

00:08:30.300 i don't know all i have to say is president trump is the man for the moment and so you've got the

00:08:40.440 vp who says you remember what happened the last time right when zelinski got all in jd's face and all

00:08:48.500 of that well it certainly didn't happen this time he tried to keep his cool and tried to keep

00:08:53.740 everything in play and bounds because he knows that it wasn't a good look for zelinski you don't come

00:08:59.920 over to our country asking for money and then disrespect the president the vice president and

00:09:06.140 everybody else in the administration right there in the oval office and expect things to go well

00:09:11.140 for you it's just not going to work but it didn't stop him he wasn't wearing a suit when he met with

00:09:17.740 the others general keith kellogg near the white house before the meeting

00:09:23.160 so you had keith kellogg who is servant currently serving as president trump's special envoy to

00:09:32.000 ukraine he hosted a meeting with the ukrainian president vladimir zelinski on monday this was

00:09:37.780 ahead of zelinski's meeting with president trump

00:09:40.760 did you see where um msnbc changed their name to ms now bs now yeah i was like as soon as i said it

00:09:52.280 i'm like boy they're gonna call it bs now just as soon as i said i said oh my god you dumb asses 0.98

00:09:56.940 they're gonna call it bs now oh my gosh and i i hadn't even thought it as soon as i saw it i thought

00:10:02.860 instantly i said you dumb asses man y'all just don't know how the people think or something 0.93

00:10:07.660 and so and then i i swear i looked in the replies it was like five minutes after they did it and

00:10:12.760 everybody was already saying it and there's already memes about it because i mean it just

00:10:16.180 makes sense that's what you would call something like that's the first thing that comes to mind so

00:10:20.480 and they don't have anybody in the board meeting making millions of dollars up there at nbc

00:10:25.200 headquarters that say yeah i'm a raised man yes cat turd yeah so if you have ms now everybody's

00:10:32.820 gonna call it bs now just so you know right you're just setting it up to fail

00:10:37.440 a complete but you know re but rebranding is not gonna it's not gonna change because it's not

00:10:43.840 the name they don't like it's the content oh it's that's exactly right and they have all of these

00:10:51.120 focus studies and they have the biggest marketing groups that look at this stuff and the fact that

00:10:55.940 they didn't catch that is just funny to me bs now is what it's always going to be and it is the

00:11:05.420 laughing stock so no longer msnbc ms now and they think that you were going to forget who they are

00:11:12.120 until you start calling it bs now and then you remember who you have well done

00:11:17.660 good lord this is just what a waste yeah just as soon as i saw it and it's just like you're gonna

00:11:28.800 really rebrand that because you're doing so bad in the ratings and you suck so bad 0.91

00:11:32.980 this is just fun but the fact that in let's go back to we're not going to have the mail-in voting

00:11:42.660 anymore and the highly inaccurate and very expensive voting machines that he would choose

00:11:50.020 today to announce this when he is meeting with world leaders and they are trying to negotiate a

00:11:58.280 peace deal speaks volumes nothing that president trump does is just off the cuff no all of it is

00:12:06.440 designed he knows what he's doing when he's going to say certain things when he's going to make

00:12:11.380 certain announcements and this one he unloaded today think about that and then he makes the joke

00:12:20.540 with zelinski that perhaps we'll need to cancel elections when he drops this bomb on him oh my gosh

00:12:29.940 can you imagine being a tds sufferer right now and hearing both of those announcements simultaneously

00:12:38.200 they don't know what to write their pen is shaking they're going oh my gosh where do we start from

00:12:45.040 one side to the other i mean this is going to send a lot of them you know into just a perpetual

00:12:51.620 spiral they're not going to know what to do with something like this you mean we can no longer cheat

00:12:57.940 so yes all of this was done today vlad when he was meeting with western leaders and voldemir

00:13:07.540 voldemir zelinski vladimir zelinski i don't know this clown is just so off of his rocker and the fact

00:13:15.420 that he's allowing people to die over there as many as he has 60 year olds are now in line

00:13:22.660 he's got to make a deal and that's why you've got everyone there terrible i mean he does he really

00:13:32.540 think that he is going to pull americans into this whole thing i don't think so it's definitely not

00:13:40.080 going to happen we're not going to be on their soul fighting their wars he's got to give up some of

00:13:47.060 that eastern territory yes he is he's just gonna have to i mean you just you can't they've already

00:13:55.460 got it they're not gonna give it you think they're gonna give it back yeah it's not gonna happen trump

00:14:01.920 don't have to be doing this all this is because of trump all this meeting with uh putin all these

00:14:07.080 people coming in here right from france and italy and germany and the uk nobody would be talking about

00:14:14.140 this if they had cheated and got kamala in there they would be just they'd be they would already 0.99

00:14:19.580 send another 200 billion to them and just keep it going definitely wouldn't be talking about peace

00:14:25.320 oh no i mean a reporter asks in this meeting they say what guarantees you the need you what guarantees

00:14:34.280 do you need from president trump to be able to make a deal is it american troops intelligence equipment

00:14:41.580 zelinski says everything not happening american troops will never be on the ground in ukraine

00:14:48.780 i mean

00:14:54.940 this is he's trying to i saw this video today it was kind of funny this um

00:15:03.020 uh uh the assistant ag in rhode island a dim appointed was drunk as hell and out in public 0.63

00:15:14.540 and then he's trying to like talk to her and and he ends up putting her in handcuffs and the whole time

00:15:19.900 she's going i'm an ag i'm an ag oh my gosh i see it over here yeah watch this for a minute man this is the

00:15:28.860 democrats no one cares you broke the law but the author said good for you i don't give a

00:15:34.220 shit he does he does let's watch it if i ask you to turn off the body cam you have to turn it off 0.82

00:15:41.580 and that's your protocol she's a fucking lawyer so she knows well that's bullshit lawyer stuff so that's 1.00

00:15:46.860 not true so we gotta go no it is that's that's law i'm an ag i'm an ag good for you i don't give a

00:15:53.340 shit let's go we're going we're leaving please don't put your hands on us can you get your 0.93

00:16:00.460 children out of your like i don't know why i'm sorry what let's go let's go let's go let's go

00:16:06.300 come on we're waiting there are two full-grown women and mother's all right all right all right 0.97

00:16:25.740 oh my gosh she just keeps doing it worse at the end 1.00

00:16:28.940 this is so embarrassing i mean this is really bad can you imagine wait there's more i'll play it on

00:16:42.220 the larger screen so everybody can see it hang on if i ask you to turn off the body cam you have to

00:16:46.860 turn it off let's go let's go come on let's go come on we're waiting there are two full-grown women and 1.00

00:16:51.340 mother's all right all right all right all right all right all right you're being the 10 because you're not leaving

00:17:08.860 you're not leaving let's go i'm not being arrested you're putting me in cuffs

00:17:25.180 i'm not being okay do you have any weapons on you no no you're putting me on handcuffs and you're

00:17:41.660 merendezing you're not merendezing me relax relax

00:17:55.500 that's the assistant ag of rhode island for god's sakes wow and all they want you to do you're

00:18:00.780 obviously being drunk and belligerent in a bar and they just want you to leave

00:18:04.300 i don't understand people don't have man let me tell you something i was pretty much raised in

00:18:10.220 playing in bars and stuff and if a cop ever tells me man if you're in a fight or something you can

00:18:15.740 walk right now walk don't say another damn word just go are you gonna sit there and argue about

00:18:21.500 what going just like man so hey you can go now and all you're gonna see is dust well again here's the

00:18:27.980 thing she should know this better than anybody that no one is above the law if she's an ag 1.00

00:18:33.980 she's an ag i mean she's like the barbie robot of ags right we finally have one all right so here

00:18:40.620 she is the poster girl she should know that but see here's the thing they have conditioned people 1.00

00:18:46.380 that if you work in government or if you hold certain positions that you are going to get away

00:18:51.260 with everything and that's why they always say look do you know who i am do you that was that's

00:18:57.100 exactly what she kept saying right basically and that's why i am like ruth reese withers

00:19:03.820 spoon do you know who i am exactly because the laws are not supposed to apply to them

00:19:09.740 i know i'm an ag you got to turn your body camera off if i ask you to and he's like that's

00:19:13.980 bullshit lawyer shit no i don't that's right i mean that's do you just wind up the string and 0.72

00:19:19.340 you just pull it and let it go i'm an ag i'm an ag i'm an ag

00:19:22.460 hey if you could ask the cop to turn off their body camera why would they have body cameras because

00:19:31.660 every single person as soon as they got out would say turn off your body camera

00:19:34.700 right it's the whole purpose of one you can't cut them off pull the string and then they go and

00:19:40.460 that's exactly what you had here that's just crazy i love this cop i don't give a shit he does not 0.82

00:19:46.540 care he's doing his job he's a police officer go ahead put your put your hands behind your back

00:19:51.900 and let's see how you look in in silver cups that's never gonna go away your whole life man 10 years

00:19:58.220 your your 18 year old daughter is gonna come and say man i found this old video you look i'm an ag

00:20:06.860 oh or you could just walk off that's right goodness sakes now they showed that body camera for

00:20:14.860 the police obviously released that because it's the body camera footage so she probably was trying

00:20:19.260 to pull the stink behind the scenes after so i will release the damn footage let's let everybody 0.73

00:20:22.940 see what happened well and that's a good response because they you can see clearly that she is

00:20:29.980 a knee beer inebriated completely out of her mind so you can see her on camera she couldn't 1.00

00:20:36.380 she's kamalad yes kamalad that's a good one 0.74

00:20:39.740 yes that's a perfect term well i'll tell you what president trump means business and he's getting

00:20:51.820 down to the brass tacks i love this i mean the fact that we have got all of these deportations

00:20:57.500 that are going on promises kept here he is homeland security security uh secretary christy

00:21:05.420 gnome says that more than 1.6 million illegal immigrants are voluntarily leaving the u.s this

00:21:12.380 is less than 200 days 1.6 million have left this means safer streets taxpayer savings pressure off of

00:21:22.700 schools and hospital services and better job opportunities for americans this is fantastic

00:21:29.500 this is what we voted for they're getting the work done this is his cabinet

00:21:35.660 i mean you just can't beat it i mean we start front never stops coming does he comes at you man comes

00:21:42.620 at everything oh yeah he he has got a lot of work to do and oops whoops this drunk girl

00:21:50.940 she keeps showing up she's my bad penny of the day yes she can she keeps coming up oh my gosh i'm never

00:21:58.300 gonna get rid of her oh wow can you imagine being dating that oh my god oh no no no hey honey you 1.00

00:22:08.700 mind uh doing something i'm an ag i ain't doing it i'm an ag oh well that is her biggest accomplishment

00:22:14.700 in her life and probably the only one she's ever going to have so yeah i i can't believe they wouldn't

00:22:20.860 fire her after that i mean there's a democrat they don't ever fire anybody well that's what you have

00:22:26.460 with this group sad but true i i just i think it's funny that this is what they have been told that

00:22:34.220 once you make it to becoming an ag that you don't have to follow the law especially in ag

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00:25:17.980 is really good news it looks like under president trump and his pressure with mexico you've got mexico

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00:25:57.580 it's a big deal because a lot of people were saying hey you know how they got how mexico

00:26:01.900 got its new president well she was basically the only one left standing some of your towns 1.00

00:26:07.660 out in california think like pasadena and stuff are ghost towns right now because they're all

00:26:11.340 illegals and they're hiding that's right our traffic has definitely lightened up the problem is 0.94

00:26:17.260 it's gotten really hot here we have a huge heat wave going on a lot of people are very concerned

00:26:23.500 about those fires starting up again lots of people are i mean i'm getting heat warnings all the time

00:26:31.660 and ours is a different type of heat we don't have the humidity like you do it's just a totally

00:26:36.300 different different situation they don't have it either oh and it's tough i mean it's really gotten

00:26:43.020 hot here so who knows i am just praying we don't have any fire breakouts during this time but yeah

00:26:49.580 so here's some more information about i'm an ag so yeah so her name she's the rhode island assistant 1.00

00:26:56.700 attorney general it's number two wow devon hogan flanagan she was arrested and charged with 1.00

00:27:03.740 trespassing and it wasn't a bar she was they were trying to get her to leave a restaurant

00:27:07.660 she got kicked out of a restaurant and wouldn't leave oh no 1.00

00:27:15.260 you know that's embarrassing when you're so drunk you get kicked out of half of these man that's

00:27:19.980 pretty bad well and she probably had a pretty big bill too you know those restaurants when you add 1.00

00:27:27.100 the alcohol to the food and everything else oh my gosh well some people just can't drink until they

00:27:34.060 start acting stupid either they just have a few and they start acting like her that's bad he should 0.85

00:27:39.900 every time she said i'm an ag he said i'm a i'm a pd i'm an ag i'm a pd

00:27:48.780 oh man i thought it was one of her friends and it was this christmas i'd be she'd be open

00:27:53.260 thing i'd be a shirt in there it says i'm an ag a hat in there it says i'm an ag

00:27:57.420 gosh she is so going to regret this she already does can you imagine i mean then she has to go

00:28:06.540 into her office and she gets to see her colleagues and they made it went viral she sits down she walks

00:28:13.820 she walks into the office and she's like you know nervous in the morning and there's nobody talking

00:28:18.460 about it and she makes it back to her back corner office and nobody's saying anything she's like oh my

00:28:22.620 god she sits down in somebody from the cubicle next to her i'm an ag well what's what's really

00:28:28.620 great it's wild because shy girl 2024 just pointed out over on youtube so she lied to the officer that 0.99

00:28:36.620 she is an ag when she's actually an assistant ag big difference he knew he didn't recognize her name 1.00

00:28:46.540 but yes great observation so she lied god almighty wow they just won't leave they just the guy the

00:28:56.540 police were just saying just leave just walk away all you got to do if you don't walked away nobody

00:29:02.300 would ever saw that you just said okay i'm out well and rubber and her ass old friend man she got 0.85

00:29:08.860 arrested too yeah she goes she's a liar she knows oh well here here's the full story 0.62

00:29:16.460 apparently and thank you robert bale he says the second woman was also arrested the rhode island

00:29:21.980 attorney general's office told 12 news that it is reviewing the incident which is expected to take

00:29:28.140 a few days though the office declined to comment further citing personal matters but yeah they've all

00:29:36.620 got this story yeah mrs i'm an ag lives a tick-tock and me and a bunch of big accounts made sure we

00:29:43.580 blasted that out to the world today i'll be like i'm a shit poster this is a shit poster god can you 0.95

00:29:51.020 imagine me getting arrested i'm a shit poster exactly my name is cat turd thank you very much 0.83

00:29:57.180 the thing about it is cat i guarantee they would recognize you before they would recognize this

00:30:08.540 for this woman they would know who you were first and depending on what side they slid on 0.98

00:30:14.300 it would make all the difference on how that went for you

00:30:18.620 if she was prosecuting me for a crime now i'm just like and i was the defense i would

00:30:22.860 just play that and say this is the prosecutor right now do you trust her right and just this

00:30:28.140 is it i have a big 90 inch screen there i'm an ag oh my gosh oh god well i'll tell you what we're

00:30:36.780 getting rid of a lot of people in this in this country when you start looking at these numbers

00:30:42.540 apparently ice is deporting over 1400 illegal immigrants per day

00:30:47.980 ice currently has more than 59 000 besides i'm an ag in custody with arrests averaging 930 per day

00:31:00.540 and deportation surging to a record rate of 1400 daily over the past two weeks and some of them

00:31:08.780 are self-deporting because they know it's only a matter of time

00:31:12.940 wow oh man isn't this fun i don't see how yet people are not these black pillars they still 0.95

00:31:23.980 can't have fun this is a lot this is great every day it's like christmas are they still really just

00:31:29.100 going to be angry about everything everything well what is it this time what's their beef

00:31:34.300 uh just well it doesn't matter like a hundred things are going great and one's going bad they're

00:31:39.100 going to pick at that well what's the one thing they're not happy about well uh i don't know

00:31:44.940 i haven't figured it out today i'm sure they're bitching and moaning because they do every day 1.00

00:31:48.940 it's so sad it really is this is the time that we have been waiting for we suffered through all of

00:31:54.940 those years with biden i'm so glad that president trump took some time to really call him out in front

00:32:01.020 of the world like i said the whole world is watching and all of the accomplishments that this

00:32:05.580 administration has done in just 200 days it's astounding can you imagine what it's going to

00:32:12.780 look like in a year in two years in three years we're going to have a completely different country

00:32:19.980 and no telling who's going to be behind bars by then i don't know maybe the democrat party is going to

00:32:26.460 have to rename itself just like msnbc to the bs news station i mean you know telling they're going

00:32:35.820 to have to do a rebrand because they're not going to have anybody left on the left everybody's going

00:32:40.300 to be locked up i hope by then at least some of the familiar faces they're memeing that girl now lady

00:32:49.660 oh my gosh i just posted one oh cat you know this that's when it gets bad it's just like the couple

00:32:56.700 that we saw it's blowing this is blowing up it's like the kiss cam yeah i just posted it i won't be

00:33:03.580 able to see it but you see it oh no here it is i knew these were about to come out i'm an agey

00:33:13.900 oh oh don't you people know that this is this is this is shit posters super bowl when you do dumb 0.87

00:33:23.260 shit like this like the kiss cam that's what i just said like that the kiss cam she's gonna she's next 1.00

00:33:28.700 in line you know what they should have awards for all of this stuff once a year i would watch that

00:33:35.900 instead of any of these award ceremonies that they have out there we should have like all of these people

00:33:41.580 and they're 15 minutes of fame i don't know what you would call it but bring them all out and give

00:33:46.380 them the turd award or something they're 15 minutes of just some of them are good like that is not real

00:33:56.300 should be in there for sure i'm an ag would be in there for sure the kiss cam i'm would be in there 0.97

00:34:02.940 for sure oh yeah god i mean it goes on and on you can think of all of the other ones that you all can

00:34:09.420 contribute to and start maybe we we should start that let me see if it's trending well it will be

00:34:18.220 oh god i'm gonna laugh if i'm an ag is trending we need awards for this we really do yearly awards and

00:34:29.020 so instead of like the best movie or what have you or the best scene or what whatever they give awards for

00:34:34.780 the best actress best actor no we're gonna have they probably do have it somewhere i don't i've never

00:34:43.020 heard of it i never have we'll do it on this show why don't we start it here we'll start compiling for

00:34:50.780 the year all of the people and then at the end of the year we'll do like a rundown and give one of

00:34:57.580 them an award this has just been blowing up for like two hours and i'm i just i typed in on the

00:35:04.460 search i'm an ag and it is just hilarious man this is blowing up oh my gosh yes and then we could do

00:35:12.860 like a poll we could have everybody vote on their favorite right incident per year and so then the

00:35:21.740 litter maids could decide who wins so who gets the golden turd award i'm just i'm telling you i'm 0.73

00:35:30.620 reading through these things oh my god cat you'll have to do a poll this is really really blowing up

00:35:38.300 right now god she said it's not if she just said it once it would be bad enough but she repeated it

00:35:47.180 like 25 times yes oh no well i mean as they were leading her off that's all she did like i said they

00:35:55.420 just pulled the string with her and she just started going i'm an ag i'm an ag i'm an ag

00:36:01.020 she didn't know what else to do oh you've got the somebody said i voted the subway slinger

00:36:07.100 and then you have somebody else we have the subway slinger we also have um somebody else put in here

00:36:14.860 you remember the cat the pronoun cat that whacked the woman you remember that one yeah i mean that

00:36:20.940 one is hilarious as well here she is hi my name is aaron i use she her pronouns and i am

00:36:34.460 see there i mean we've got the material to work with we've got to do this all right so we're going

00:36:40.220 to have the golden turd awards i'm putting it on my list of to do's goodness sakes okay wait i'm gonna

00:36:50.620 okay look what i just tweeted we'll get it going let me see what you have let me go over there and see

00:36:58.220 what you've got going on there cat so i'm an ag memes here i need oh did i do it wrong hold on a

00:37:09.260 second okay started doing this show no i need i'm an ag memes here that's right okay oh there you go

00:37:15.500 oh i just read the okay got it i need i'm an ag memes here oh this is gonna be so much fun all right

00:37:23.100 so we're gonna have to oh and then you have laurie rn who says you know don't forget about tampon tim 1.00

00:37:30.220 oh yeah there's so many oh chat has just taken over chat has taken over with all of these people

00:37:39.660 that they can think of slingers huge man that that's how fast the news goes that happened like

00:37:47.100 four days ago and we've already forgotten about it it's like it's just this didn't happen during biden

00:37:54.140 it's just the the new cycle exactly because man when trump met with putin he was either tweeting

00:38:00.300 every 10 minutes or on camera or in a meeting for like 27 hours he was up without stopping man i'm

00:38:07.260 telling you it's just i mean it goes so quick it's hard to keep up even even if you just miss a couple

00:38:15.100 of hours because you have to go somewhere you have to do something you're you're driving and you go back

00:38:19.660 and you're like what just happened a whole new a whole new news cycle is out it's just that's the

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00:40:57.820 so the golden turd awards only in the litter box we're gonna work on that and since we're coming

00:41:06.140 up on i mean we're gonna have all of these shows under our belt i cannot believe how big this show

00:41:11.740 has gotten and i cannot believe how long we have done it we're on 864 shows as of today

00:41:18.540 a lot it's a lot of talking it's a lot of talking really fun oh my gosh fun stuff ahead memes are

00:41:30.700 coming in oh i love it let's go i got the classic one with the lady and the cat oh let me see what we

00:41:38.060 have i'm an ag my mom's caregiver put this one in here and then let's see who else has got another

00:41:45.340 all right i'm an ag this is the one we just saw i'm an ag damn it this is at old salt city ace

00:41:57.260 you have got do you know who i am at r-s-t-y-s-g-r-l

00:42:06.380 this is a gift because it's how they are i bet she's not happy that me and little tiktok started

00:42:11.420 hosting this shit today oh this is not going to make them happy i'm looking for only ag memes oh no 0.85

00:42:21.100 oh somebody just grabbed part of her video and put her eyes up there the eyes never lie do they

00:42:28.540 it says the eyes and this is from at m underscore o-l-l-i-k-a-i-n-e-n

00:42:35.260 here comes her friend she's a lawyer waiting at her oh my god do we need to do you know how many 0.95

00:42:44.380 people have pulled that in bars i'm a lawyer and they're so not if you are you're a drunk lawyer

00:42:53.180 i have heard that you're a damn drunk lawyer right now well you know i'm a teetotaler so whenever i see 0.54

00:42:58.620 something like this go down in la that's normally their go-to line it's like no you're probably going

00:43:03.660 to be the person you know shoveling the hash browns tomorrow when you're abs as drunk or hung over as

00:43:11.340 you can possibly be but that's the number one go-to i'm a lawyer well what's that going to do for you

00:43:16.140 right now you're going in they're hauling you in yeah i already hate you man you don't need to make 0.80

00:43:22.380 your words exactly oh this is just fun this is so much fun here's one i'm an ag i'm an ag and then

00:43:31.420 you're an effin drunk there you are cat sitting at the table i know i can't see the damn screen 0.97

00:43:39.660 today it's just black oh you are missing all of this okay i miss i like listen what i like um looking

00:43:45.660 at chat during the show that's what i'm really missing i know chat's so much fun they're very active

00:43:49.980 right now too by the way they've got a lot i'm an ag oh they already did the little kit i'm an ag kit

00:43:57.980 shot glass broken high heel hairbrush full oh this is great this is evan lee dyer yes this is a

00:44:06.140 commentary account you've got i'm an ag 40 plus over shot glass broken high heel hairbrush full of hair

00:44:14.380 broken high heel hairbrush hairbrush full of hair that is a riot 40 plus oh no

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00:45:46.220 this chick is having a gonna have a very bad yeah yeah it i don't know when that came out but uh 1.00

00:45:53.980 lives with tick-tock was the first to do it when i saw it today it's only a few hours ago and i was just

00:45:58.220 like it all i always know instantly when it's gonna be you know who's glad this came out today

00:46:04.140 the subway slinger yeah he's like thank you god yes he is the subway slinger is very happy that this is

00:46:12.780 out gosh that she's gonna this is blowing up man big time i think she could lose her job over this and 1.00

00:46:21.260 she should you shouldn't be like the second to the ag in a whole state and you can't you can't do it you

00:46:27.740 can't go around uh acting like an idiot you can't get drunk and act stupid when you're in certain 0.73

00:46:33.100 positions you can't do it well i mean it's really risky believe me when i'm at turd stock i'd like to

00:46:40.300 drink way more than i drink but i can't well i mean you have a responsibility i mean you really do you

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00:50:55.900 every day another pretty good one oh really good one let's see what you have cat let me get over

00:51:01.340 there i mean this is just fun

00:51:04.140 this chick is never going to get out of oh no coffee and grit yeah i'm an ag turn that body cam 1.00

00:51:15.900 off that picture oh she's going to toss that outfit oh she's going to get a new haircut she's going to 1.00

00:51:22.300 try to never be recognized she'll do us she'll do an official weird apology that'll sound like an 1.00

00:51:30.060 attorney wrote it but what she should say she said hey man i went out and got drunk man get over

00:51:35.820 yourself i'm sure you've never done a drinking blunder oh you should just be real about yeah i

00:51:40.780 think i got drunk made ass myself damn it oh my gosh no regret 0.80

00:51:49.260 me i'd be merchandising that well she should run for ag next right i'm an ag coffee mugs i'm an

00:51:57.020 ag oh my gosh vote for i'm an ag yes i would actually run with it she really doesn't have a 1.00

00:52:04.940 choice i wonder i wonder what her story is well we'll find out soon enough there's gonna be

00:52:12.220 definitely a story here i mean is she married is she i heard something about kids oh my god uh-huh 0.81

00:52:19.740 i heard something about kids i hope not when we played the video i hope they weren't there

00:52:27.020 i hope not well they're gonna see it i mean there's no way around it you can't you can't hide it now

00:52:33.900 it's in the it's in the in the sphere no doubt it's bad oh my god so then you've got in the news

00:52:47.340 in the real news you've got south carolina and ohio who have joined west virginia west virginia

00:52:53.260 and sending national guard troops to washington d sleazy so they have pledged to send hundreds of

00:52:59.900 national guard troops to dc amid president trump's federal takeover and clamp down on crime and

00:53:05.820 homelessness in the district that's a good thing and president trump is not backing off of this i mean 1.00

00:53:13.900 he's like look these are criminals who support crime democrat paying protesters to fight dc crime

00:53:20.620 crack down no they are paying protesters think about that for a second here's president trump

00:53:29.180 trying to clean up washington dc the people that live there are thanking him they're rolling down

00:53:34.700 their windows there are all these videos on tiktok saying yeah i actually can roll down my window i

00:53:40.380 feel safer right now and they're celebrating what president trump is doing and leave it to the democrats

00:53:47.260 to push against it to mobilize and have protesters out there against his attack on crime what is wrong

00:53:57.100 with these people god i mean there's nobody that lives there that's mad about it believe me unless

00:54:05.340 you're a criminal well they've come out and said oh my gosh thank you so much thank you so much for doing

00:54:13.020 what you're doing i mean you see it in every single one of these democrat run cities and here you've got

00:54:19.420 gavin newscom who's over there he is just about as sleazy as you can possibly get the guy wants to be

00:54:26.700 president so bad he's not gonna be he is not gonna be i mean he has got more things that people could

00:54:33.820 talk about i mean what he has done to talk about i mean what he has done to my state who would want

00:54:38.460 that in all of the other states no one if you want to talk about going back and slumming it like you

00:54:46.780 were with biden that's your ticket is new scum he has nothing to offer zero 0.69

00:54:53.100 so steven miller yeah i mean he's he's talked about new scum steven miller went off on corrupt

00:55:04.780 california democrat governor new scum and la mayor karen bass i mean they've destroyed our city

00:55:11.740 she the mayor of la she showed up in little tokyo and reacted to the 100 agent ice bp raids during

00:55:19.180 california governor's press conference about redistricting here she is not believe that this

00:55:25.100 just happened to be a coincidence there is no way this was a coincidence this was widely publicized

00:55:30.220 that the governor and many of our other elected officials were having a press conference here

00:55:35.420 to talk about redistricting and they decided they were going to come and thumb their nose

00:55:40.300 in front of the governor's face why would you do that that is unbelievably disrespectful

00:55:45.420 it's a provocative act they're talking about disorder in los angeles and they are the source

00:55:51.340 of the disorder in los angeles right now this is just completely unacceptable this is a administration

00:55:58.220 this is a customs and border patrol that has gone amok this absolutely has to stop there was no danger

00:56:05.660 here there was no need to detain anyone here and there was certainly no need to have a provocative act

00:56:12.220 right here where the governor is having a press conference okay so they're real upset over that

00:56:17.580 that ice actually is able to rain on their parade well stephen miller he accused new scum and karen

00:56:24.060 bass of facilitating child trafficking well that's what happens he goes on to say he's like look they

00:56:31.260 are guilty of crimes against humanity for facilitating child trafficking sex trafficking and he's right listen 0.71

00:56:40.300 the mayor of los angeles and the governor of california were in the largest sanctuary city and the

00:56:45.340 largest sanctuary state in america they refused to turn over tens of thousands of serial criminal

00:56:53.900 illegal aliens to ice so they get arrested by state or local authorities and they get cut loose they then 1.00

00:57:00.220 go on to commit crimes like assault armed robbery home invasion and murder the most unimaginable

00:57:08.460 egregious crimes you could think of all of that blood all of that suffering all of that heartache 0.98

00:57:15.260 squarely on the soul and conscience of california's governor and the mayor of los angeles they are

00:57:21.740 guilty of crimes against humanity they are facilitating child trafficking sex trafficking look they think

00:57:27.820 this is a game they think this is a joke this is life and death when you meet with the families as you

00:57:33.340 have griff whose loved ones have been raped and killed and slaughtered by criminal legal aliens who 0.90

00:57:38.780 have no right to be in this country what new scam are doing and what bass is doing are unforgivable and

00:57:45.900 god bless our ice agents and border patrol agents for going out there and doing this mission on behalf and on

00:57:51.500 the orders of president trump to make america safe for our citizens the democrat party seems to only care

00:57:58.540 about two groups right now criminals and illegal aliens and that's it donald trump's republican party

00:58:06.060 is fighting for law-abiding american citizens and you're seeing the results right here in washington dc

00:58:12.220 where the most violent city that we have in this country is now becoming day by day and will become

00:58:21.340 one of the safest cities in the whole country he's right that's all they care about

00:58:29.660 well here's the thing so so go ahead yeah so so i got more news about the thing that i like today

00:58:36.540 so uh yeah this nicole solas is is she's doing it all so she played a longer video where she threatened 1.00

00:58:43.260 the cops once they put her in she goes you're gonna regret this buddy before he closed the door

00:58:47.340 nah and then they have got the body cam of that remember you said the friend was arrested and

00:58:54.060 she's hissing and kicking and throwing a fit and i just posted that they just posted that one now and 1.00

00:58:58.220 it's even worse oh my gosh oh this is only going to get worse for them definitely oh wow all right so

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01:00:24.340 You're overreacting!

01:00:25.340 You're adding charges!

01:00:26.340 You're overreacting!

01:00:27.340 No!

01:00:28.340 Please take my handcuffs!

01:00:29.340 Please take our handcuffs! 0.94

01:00:30.340 Don't! 0.57

01:00:31.340 You're overreacting!

01:00:32.340 You didn't have to have this happen!

01:00:33.340 Sit in the car!

01:00:34.340 No!

01:00:35.340 No!

01:00:36.340 No!

01:00:37.340 Babe! 1.00

01:00:38.340 No!

01:00:39.340 Babe! 1.00

01:00:40.340 No!

01:00:41.340 No!

01:00:42.340 No!

01:00:43.340 Babe! 1.00

01:00:44.340 No!

01:00:45.340 You're right here!

01:00:46.340 I'm right here!

01:00:47.340 I'm right here!

01:00:48.340 No!

01:00:49.340 Just put her in! 0.96

01:00:50.340 Get back! 0.96

01:00:51.340 Get back! 0.96

01:00:52.340 Get back! 0.96

01:00:53.340 In the car!

01:00:54.340 No!

01:00:55.340 No!

01:00:56.340 No!

01:00:57.340 No!

01:00:58.340 No!

01:00:59.340 No!

01:01:00.340 No!

01:01:01.340 No!

01:01:02.340 No!

01:01:03.340 No!

01:01:04.340 No!

01:01:05.340 You're not here!

01:01:06.340 No!

01:01:07.340 No!

01:01:08.340 No!

01:01:09.340 No!

01:01:10.340 No!

01:01:11.340 Dad!

01:01:12.340 Babe, I'm right here!

01:01:13.340 No!

01:01:14.340 Get your feet in the car!

01:01:15.340 Who the fuck are you?

01:01:16.340 Don't touch me!

01:01:17.340 Get your feet in the car!

01:01:18.340 You're a grown adult.

01:01:19.340 You're acting like a kid.

01:01:20.340 Dad!

01:01:21.340 Dad!

01:01:22.340 No!

01:01:23.340 Who the fuck are you?

01:01:24.340 This is so inappropriate!

01:01:25.340 You're overreacting!

01:01:26.340 You're overreacting!

01:01:28.340 Dad!

01:01:29.340 Dad!

01:01:30.340 Dad!

01:01:31.340 Dad!

01:01:32.340 Dad!

01:01:33.340 Dad!

01:01:34.340 Dad!

01:01:35.340 Dad!

01:01:36.340 Dad!

01:01:37.340 Dad!

01:01:38.340 Dad!

01:01:39.340 Dad!

01:01:40.340 Dad!

01:01:41.340 Dad!

01:01:42.340 Dad!

01:01:43.340 There weren't a trespass.

01:01:46.340 Yeah!

01:01:47.340 Yeah!

01:01:48.340 Oh! 0.60

01:01:49.340 Damn!

01:01:50.340 The restaurant was depressed already.

01:01:51.340 Travis! 0.78

01:01:52.340 We've got two in the 10.

01:01:53.340 Oh! 0.60

01:01:54.340 God!

01:01:55.340 Oh, no!

01:01:56.340 Oh, it reminds me of like Kermit or something crazy, you know?

01:02:03.340 Just even the screams were horrible.

01:02:06.340 Poor Dan!

01:02:07.340 Poor babe. 1.00

01:02:08.340 Whoever he is!

01:02:09.340 I hate it, honey, but I just shot that out to the world!

01:02:12.340 oh my god why can't you just all you had to do is just walk away that's the one in the first

01:02:18.700 of the other video when she's an attorney right that scrawl on her face oh boy i wonder if they'll

01:02:24.500 be friends after this and her and her beta boyfriend i'm here i'm here honey good that's

01:02:30.880 doing i'm here honey i'm sipping my double soy latte honey dude oh no this is why would you act like

01:02:43.620 that well because she thinks that she can ain't talking about entitled and you all y'all obviously

01:02:52.520 are entitled never had to deal with the police at a bar before or a restaurant man just get when they

01:02:57.120 say go go don't even say another word if they if they've got two or three people gathered around

01:03:03.280 and they say you just walk away and just turn around and start high stepping man don't say a

01:03:10.480 word just run as fast as you can and thank you that's it it's over then they always want to sit

01:03:16.880 there and keep talking man i just i just don't get it oh this is something call her girlfriend she

01:03:24.340 slipped you see that she slipped out of them cuffs they had her completely cuffed and she slipped out 1.00

01:03:28.600 of both of them maybe she's done that before yeah i don't know but you know cuffs or something you

01:03:39.900 know she's obviously played those games before somewhere somehow i mean now you can start with

01:03:45.800 the conspiracy theories not not with her boyfriend not with dan not with honey i'm here

01:03:54.180 not with dan but with somebody else honey i'm here

01:04:00.120 oh my gosh oh that does any good oh no well you know what whips chains handcuffs they all

01:04:15.780 go in the same category but she's obviously had experience in the whole deal so for her to slide on

01:04:21.820 out of those i know somebody just says were were those fuzzy handcuffs god that cyborg 001 though

01:04:31.740 these weren't fuzzy handcuffs if they were that could have been his

01:04:36.040 for dan i'm here i'm here you know dan should be famous for this as well shut the f up for god's 0.84

01:04:46.040 sake i nominate dan for the turd golden turd awards just because he was in this position to begin with

01:04:52.260 with this woman so anyway dan will have to add him to the lineup dan i'm here honey

01:04:58.700 god somebody be getting mugging her they're mugging me i'm here honey watching i'm watching from over 0.96

01:05:08.600 here

01:05:09.040 god yes he has to put it believe me he's seen that i can promise you he's seen that right there

01:05:18.060 many times well that's why we're gonna throw him into the golden turd awards is because he earned it

01:05:24.060 he deserves to be in the group of them i mean this wasn't his first rodeo so he's seen that many

01:05:30.280 times ain't the first time she's done that i agree wow well i hate to tell her but i just put her on

01:05:39.420 blast i'm seeing just the combination there's millions and there's good stuff now oh my gosh

01:05:47.060 so wild so wild well i mean when you talk about beta boys and you talk about gavin newscombe they're

01:05:54.700 two of the same you've got voters in california who have overwhelmingly they completely oppose

01:06:00.720 what governor gavin newscombe's plan is to gerrymander the state 64 to 36 he's a loser and i'm sure when

01:06:09.700 he heard president trump talking about you know this whole thing with uh zelinski canceling elections

01:06:17.820 he's like well wait a minute wait a minute

01:06:21.000 but we'll see what happens with that whole thing have we do we have an outcome is there a path to

01:06:28.380 peace cat well it's all according to zelinski putin's gonna try to get you know he's gonna get

01:06:36.860 something especially crimea i mean he's had crimea he walked in there 12 years ago without

01:06:41.040 a shot during obama and just took it gosh well we won half of the battle when we had when he showed

01:06:50.260 up in a suit because you know that was painful for him and then i thought it was incredible what

01:06:56.040 the first lady put out there her peace letter that was beautifully written and so timely i thought

01:07:02.660 that was just incredible and we'll end on that today she says and it stated august 15th 2025

01:07:10.500 first lady of the united states of america she says dear president putin every child shares the same

01:07:18.100 quiet dreams in their heart whether born randomly into a nation's rustic countryside

01:07:23.220 or a magnificent city center they dream of love possibility and safety from danger

01:07:29.940 as parents it is our duty to nurture the next generation's hope as leaders the responsibility

01:07:36.440 to sustain our children extends beyond the comfort of a few undeniably we must strive to paint a dignity

01:07:45.320 filled world for all so that every soul may wake to peace and so that the future itself is perfectly

01:07:52.780 guarded a simple yet profound concept mr putin as i am sure you will agree is that

01:07:59.800 each generation's descendants begin their lives with a purity and innocence which stands above

01:08:06.240 geography government and ideology yet in today's world some children are forced to carry a quiet

01:08:13.000 laughter untouched by the darkness around them a silent defiance against forces that can potentially

01:08:20.240 claim their future mr putin can you single-handedly restore their melodic laughter in protecting the

01:08:29.180 innocence of these children you will do more than serve russia alone you will serve humanity itself such a bold

01:08:37.620 idea transcends all human division and you mr putin will fight to implement this vision with a stroke of a pen

01:08:46.680 wixtend today it is time sincerely first ladymelania trump all class she's wonderful is she not

01:08:57.240 i love her man i know she is just 100 percent the best by far she's as good as it gets she really

01:09:09.420 is and so to pin that and to have that presented and to present that to the world was so right

01:09:18.300 it was just right hit all the right tones everything that a person thinks of as a child

01:09:26.560 their innocence and everything else the fact that they should not be subjected to this kind of war

01:09:31.220 and that he has the power himself to stop this with a pin so wow just you see how all shakes down i don't

01:09:41.400 trust alinsky no one does especially when it's money that he that he is so hungry for he wants

01:09:46.820 to continue on but we'll see i mean trump is reportedly he's pushing for a trilateral summit

01:09:53.320 with putin and it's for next friday oh on my birthday august 22nd so there you have it

01:10:00.400 how old are you gonna be oh i'm gonna be old enough not to answer that question

01:10:05.780 you never ask a woman her age even when she's like what but when do you stop asking i think when

01:10:12.360 you're 10 when you're 10 years old i like to ask them all right oh i know you do and you can get

01:10:20.540 away with it too cat that's one of the luxuries of being cat turd yeah well i'm looking forward

01:10:29.440 to these turd awards they're gonna be fun we've got so many characters we've got a whole bunch of

01:10:34.680 them all right everybody well that concludes today's show i hope you all have a wonderful

01:10:40.900 rest of your day cat is there anything you'd like to add you've been in the dark the whole time

01:10:44.780 no i'm just yeah i'm dark so i can't really add anything he can't see anything black screen don't

01:10:50.460 know why hopefully that'll fix itself tomorrow i'll go look around and see what's going on i don't

01:10:55.400 know everybody else could see us but you i know you're the odd man out today all right you all be

01:11:01.760 safe be kind to one another and we will see you later bye

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In the Litter Box - August 18, 2025

Suit Up Zelensky ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 865 – 8⧸18⧸2025

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