On this week's episode of Comedians Only, John Rocha and Goodman discuss the latest in the Biden family drama, including Joe Biden's new Christmas tree, Michelle and Joe s Christmas tree mishap, and more. Plus, a look at what's going on in the world of politics and politics in general.
00:02:27.580It sure is. Wow. My gosh, these holidays have got everybody running. But let me tell you what, one real crazy omen, we named the show Timber Biden Omen, because this whole Christmas tree fiasco, is it a sign? Is it a symbol?
00:04:18.300There are so many jokes there on social media about it. And rightfully so.
00:04:22.560Betting odds. What's going to fall for, again, the Christmas tree or Biden first?
00:04:26.480Exactly. You could definitely play a game with that.
00:04:30.360And speaking of which, the whole thing has been such a fiasco. I mean, you've got Jill Biden who decorates the White House with COVID-19 molecules. I mean, this is like, you can't make this stuff up. It looks like COVID. All of these little Christmas balls at the White House. Crazy stuff. I mean, what is going on here?
00:04:51.140I mean, are they just trying to put this stuff out in front of us, hoping that we'll be receptive to more of this nonsense with COVID? It's crazy.
00:05:01.980And then you've got Cruella herself. I mean, you know about the stocking situation, right? After what they did with Little Navy and they didn't hang her little stocking up there? Well, you've got Cruella de Biden. After snubbing Hunter's love child two Christmases in a row, Jill Biden hangs no stockings for any grandchildren at the White House.
00:05:23.900God, and the way she decorates is tacky as hell.
00:05:29.540Well, everything about this family is tacky. I mean, yeah, that they're the Biden garbage family for a reason. They're garbage.
00:05:37.720Absolute garbage. I mean, zero, zero class. But speaking of class, Melania Trump, I don't know how she pulled that off being with all of those vipers yesterday. But what dignity, class and grace?
00:05:50.000I mean, she just stood out amongst them all. And wow, just such a lady. She did what no one really, she pulled off what no one really could have or should have.
00:06:02.140That one picture that's floating around with her in front.
00:06:06.320And of course, Michelle looking as miserable and hateful as ever with that scrowl on her face, which is the only way she ever looks. She's pissed off at the world.
00:06:16.920Oh, gosh. I mean, do you want to talk about somebody that just absolutely stands above them all? It's incredible, but she does. And when you see it, it's like, wow. I mean, hang on.
00:06:29.520I'm trying to get the actual picture of it here and it starts playing stuff for me. But it's really, it's amazing because she handled that with such dignity. And nobody else in that position after what they have done to her husband and to her family could have pulled it off as well as she did. I'm serious.
00:06:50.820I mean, she's just a lady. That's what ladies look like. That's what they are. That's what they do. Unbelievable.
00:06:59.840She was treated like absolute dog crap by the media, too.
00:07:03.620Of course. They're so jealous of her. She's the real deal. I mean, she's everything they wish that they were. And I've got that picture up now for you to see. Here she is.
00:07:14.920And, of course, she stood out with her jacket on. It was more of a gray, black and white, whereas all of the others were, you know, of course, covered in black.
00:07:35.740The most miserable person I've ever seen in my life. God, standard.
00:07:39.900I know it. I mean, she just really handled this better than anybody I think could have. I've just, you know, you see a lot of people and you've got her in the front and she was sitting in the front row as well.
00:07:53.940I mean, I can't believe they let her do it.
00:08:54.400I don't know if I could have pulled something off like that.
00:08:56.680I really do not. And here's another picture of her standing and all the others looking around, just like, you know, I don't know that expression.
00:09:54.620Unbelievable. They're coming after you.
00:09:57.500Biden's DOJ targets Trump supporters on Twitter, demands list of all users who retweeted.
00:10:04.120That's so unconstitutional. Then they go find a judge that'll do it because all these judges they appoint, they're nothing but activists from Harvard or whatever.
00:10:11.540And they're not real judges. And then it's just, it's law fair. That's how they're coming after everybody now. Screw them.
00:10:18.740They want to intimidate you by not talking out. They don't want you responding to Trump.
00:10:22.760They're like, oh, my God, we got the names. And that little piece of crap tyrant there, who they give all these special powers to, an unelected liberal fanatic freak who's lost all of his cases.
00:10:36.840I mean, he's getting cases that he tried to convict people thrown out in the Supreme Court, nine to zero.
00:10:43.560I mean, even the leftists won't even vote for his crap he does in court.
00:10:46.880Oh, my gosh. It's so bad. Yeah, there's mine. That's what I got to say about it.
00:10:51.360Absolutely. You said right here to Biden's Nazi DOJ and Jack Smith.
00:10:56.600I 100 percent support Trump. I am voting for Trump. I like Trump's tweets.
00:11:01.180I retweet Trump's tweets. I copy and paste Trump's truths here on X.
00:11:05.320And I'm not going to be intimidated by you fascist traitors destroying the rule of law in the USA.
00:12:04.820They cannot stand us, and that's why they're going after us the way they are.
00:12:09.700So you've got political hitman Jack Smith.
00:12:12.860He ordered Twitter X to turn over information on President Trump's popular Twitter account during his continued phishing expedition into President Trump.
00:12:21.320Jack Smith and the Biden DOJ also demanded information on all Twitter X users who retweeted President Trump, liked President Trump's tweets, or mentioned President Trump's account in their tweets.
00:12:42.920And so you've got Merrick Garland over there who is going to target all of the Trump supporters in their continued witch hunt against President Trump and us.
00:12:50.420Yes, this is what tyranny looks like at its best, and it's so true.
00:12:55.360I'm happy to see, and I will switch sides over here and say that Marjorie Taylor Greene did bring, she did bring articles of impeachment against Mayorkas, and that's a good start.
00:13:44.460We've got nothing but traitors up there.
00:13:46.260People are sick of this special counsel after special counsel with all these special powers to try to get Trump and try to get his supporters.
00:14:36.840We're having to fight hand over fist for our freedoms, our God-given rights, because these tyrants feel like they can rule over you, that they are part of this special class.
00:14:48.340And that's what they're trying to do, completely take over.
00:16:32.360And then they're just going to try to be a just total dictatorship.
00:16:36.580We're going to bring in millions of people, change your country, ruin your country.
00:16:41.000You're going to shut up about it, and if you complain about it, we're going to arrest you.
00:16:44.840I'm telling you, what happened in Ireland the other day with them burning a lot of stuff, that's one one millionth of what's about to happen if they don't stop.
00:16:54.840I'm just telling you, they're messing with a bunch of people that are already pissed off, and they just keep doubling down.
00:17:00.700Well, I mean, they're going to roll all over you if you let them.
00:18:06.560Yeah, I tweeted this thing out about an hour ago, and I had a lot of people that were just starting to really, big accounts, and everybody were grabbing a hold.
00:18:52.880But still, you can just type in, instead of hashtag, whatever, Irish Lives Matter, you can just type that in, and it'll still do the same thing.
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00:53:09.800Man, they just can't leave the kids alone when it comes to trans stuff, when it comes to BJs and books and to six years old, to trying to ruin their lives.
00:53:19.980They just, they just go after children.
00:53:21.540They're just, they're just such pond scum.
00:54:35.200We've got all these pictures of people in first grade ganging up and beating up on somebody or, I mean, are doing weird challenges, you know.
00:54:47.080I mean, you've got all these kids do all these wrong things in public now and put it on video, and you've got one little kid having fun, and they attack him.
00:55:31.080Well, speaking of the hammer down, let me tell you how bad things have gotten since we've been on the subject of California and its policies and everything.
00:57:18.340On top of all of that, the Biden administration is spending $451 billion a year to pay for illegal alien and asylum seeker benefits.
00:57:28.540Now, what about taking care of our own homeless situation?
00:57:31.500We have a whole homeless group of Americans, real Americans, that are living on the street.
00:57:37.860They cannot put a roof over their head or food in their stomachs.
00:57:42.420And the new speaker, you know, they come out yesterday.
00:57:45.900Just, you know, I made fun of them for, oh, we're going to fund Israel and war and we're going to fund Ukraine, but we're going to do it in two separate bills.
00:57:54.160Now they're like, here's their new win, the Republicans, we're going to link Ukraine funding with the border, border spending.
00:58:03.700We're going to get that's that's a win.
00:58:13.900So they're going to probably end up giving Ukraine $50 billion.
00:58:16.780And then they're going to give some money down there that they're going to give to bus everybody around and they're going to call it a victory again.
00:59:36.160But not only that, I mean, her policies are so bad.
00:59:39.320She's all about she's on board with this whole Irish situation and wants to ban people even speaking out on their rights and everything else.
00:59:50.980So before we leave, we got Irish Lives Matter went all the way up to number six and it was going to number one like a rocket ship and they just removed it completely.
01:00:16.600New York Governor Kathy Hochul announces to develop and distribute a media literacy toolkit to help public school educators teach their students how to spot misinformation, disinformation, and malinformation.
01:00:33.160The queen of misinformation and disinformation.
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01:00:41.700And you've got some more news where you have the appellate court, the division, it ruled in favor of Governor Kathy Hochul in the landmark case for government overreach.
01:00:53.680Isolation and quarantine procedures will give the state of New York the ability to come to your home and take you away.