TRUMP TRUMPS - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - 519 - 2⧸28⧸2024
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1 hour and 4 minutes
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187.52612
Summary
Jules and Cat Turd are back! Jules talks about his recent trip to Nashville and how he almost didn t make it. Cat tells the story of how Jules almost died in a dog attack.
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Today is Wednesday, February 28th, 2024, episode number 519.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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You want to tell everybody now where you were and how this wasn't supposed to happen?
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So I'll go back about a month ago to begin with because everybody knows I, the whole reason
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I went on Twitter now, I mean, I've said it on the Tucker interview and I've said it to
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you guys a million times that I lost my ability to, both my hands are screwed up with arthritis.
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Well, I don't, I didn't, you know this and a few people know this, but I've never told
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anybody this because I just wanted to see how it'd play out.
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But when I, I don't know if everybody remembers when I got bit by the dog and I had like 30
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stitches in my elbow, um, when two of my, you know, when Wiggles and Petey got in a fight
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who I keep separated, um, they, uh, I was trying to break them up, but it was a lot worse
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and I told everybody the, the, in the inner part, the, the, a canine tooth went all the
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way through and busted my tendon and then on the backside of my elbow, I mean, it was
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like two or three inch gap and it was, it was bad.
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And, um, but after it healed for some reason, for the first time in five years, I could make
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I don't know if it broke the tendon or, you know, the cut was so severe, everything kind
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On my left hand, which is your, your guitar hand.
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So I was suddenly after five years, I'm able to play the guitar.
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And I hadn't even said anything about it cause it's so weird.
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But, um, um, um, I'm, you know, I can't, I'm, I'm 50%, I'm not a hundred percent, but
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I can still tune my guitar a little different and play, play different chords and I can play
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And I, and I started writing again immediately cause I didn't know if this would last a day
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or forever, but, uh, um, you know, the word got kind of out and I got invited to do a
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two day writing session in Nashville with Jeffrey Steele, his, um, studio with Angie Apero, you
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And, uh, if you don't know who Jeffrey Steele is, he's a, he's in the country music hall
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He's, uh, one of the most famous country music writers in the world and history.
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It's just like getting invited to Elvis's house.
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So, and then Angie, you know, uh, uh, uh, everybody knows his music cause we promoted
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the song and, um, and just two legends and, uh, um, songwriters.
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And he wrote the title song for, uh, Faith Hills, uh, cry.
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And so, um, of course I went up there and immediately got, um, complete stomach flu that
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everybody in town was sick as a dog and, but I gutted out two days in the studio, just as
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We wrote one song that's just, it's absolutely incredible.
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Jeffrey still, I mean, he played the piano and guitar and just on pro tools at his computer
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And, and he's, this guy's, this guy's a legend, man.
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And I mean, I could ever, there's so many country songs.
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If you, if you listen to that music that he's wrote that you probably don't even know about,
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But then when she let the cat out of the bag that you were sick, I was like, yeah, but
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So I'm, so I'm getting, we're texting back and forth and I'm like, oh my gosh, this is
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So after a little bit of the texting, I'm like, no, I'm not even buying this.
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And boy, when I did, I was so worried about it.
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Well, I've been singing in the studio all day too.
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I think the reason I sounded so bad and I hadn't sang that a lot like that in a while.
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So, you know, I was in Nashville for three and a half days and didn't even have a beer.
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And I'm like, oh my gosh, he's going to, he's going to actually have to go through it.
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And it was, and it was, you know, I brought water and Gatorade and just had to step outside
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And, and, and, and there's, you'll all hear it eventually if a country music star sings
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it or, or we put it out, but you'll get to hear it eventually.
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And it's, it's, it's, I don't say this lightly.
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Now that they know the story behind the story, all of that.
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Things have really, you know, it's gotten just crazy around here, but I know everybody was
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So I've been kind of holding a lot back and just waiting for you to say something before
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And so there's a, there's a large company that, that my whole motel in downtown Nashville was
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a convention from, I don't want to say who it is, but some, from a company you would know.
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And I honestly believe it's like 22 story, you know, downtown motel.
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And I think I was the only room that wasn't in that convention because everybody walked around
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And so, um, um, the, I was going down the elevator this morning and a guy looked like
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he was hung over and I said, you like, you tied one on and he goes, Oh no, I've been
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so sick and on the toilet and I've just had the worst stomach.
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This is, I don't even know what it is for three days.
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He said, half the company in the motels got it.
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And then it's a, it's a, it's called something that I forgot the norovirus or something.
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And then it's, it's, it's been sweeping the whole, like where I was and up North and it's
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just, they get on, they get, it's a stomach flu and then they get it on carnival cruise
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And it, you know, it sweeps through the whole thing.
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And I guess I just went up there and I got in the motel and everybody in there had it already
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Well, you know, as soon as you told everybody on social media that you were sick, then a
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lot of people chimed in and said, Hey, you know what, this is going around.
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So if you get something like this, I mean, everybody should be stacked high with Pedialyte
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and everything else, everything else that you need.
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I thought it was food poisoning because I just ate when I started getting sick, but
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I realized after about, you know, the next day it wasn't food poisoning.
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It's still, I still feel like crap, but at least I'll be home now.
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I've been so worried about you and I'm always checking on him.
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And I need to make sure that you're all right because.
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And when you're not like where you're supposed to be, then I really get nervous.
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So I'm like, okay, I need the hotel information.
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And you need to check in with me a couple of times a day.
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And that's just the way this whole thing is going to run.
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I want to know how you are and you need to check in.
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So you've got one more post you have to report to because I'm not even putting up with this
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But when I heard your voice and you had been singing all day, I'm like, oh, my gosh, you
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sound horrible, which was really like, oh, no, it's even worse than I thought.
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And then singing all day, I was just like, I was a little.
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I can't believe this this chick is still, you know, she out there.
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She is working with the Democrat Party and with the rhino Bush war pigs to try to take
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She is working with the Democrats just like McConnell does to take Trump down.
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In fact, speaking of McConnell, I'm sure you have heard the news.
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If you if he cared at all about the party, which he doesn't, then he would be out of
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He says he's going to step down as the Senate Republican leader in November.
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However, McConnell is expected to announce that on Wednesday and he gets out there and
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He's a Democrat stabbing us in the back at every meeting.
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He ain't got he don't care nothing about saving this country.
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He cares about leaving his family a fortune and going to war with Ukraine and giving them
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He don't give a damn about Trump, about us in the future.
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Only his personal wealth and getting everybody back that, you know, didn't go along with him.
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I mean, this is really it's gone on for way too long.
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And they keep blaming it on seizures, dehydration and all this stuff.
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We're already in enough trouble as it is as a result of all of these people.
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So we've got Mitch McConnell as he announces he will step down.
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After all this time, I still get a thrill walking into the Capitol and especially on this venerable
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floor, knowing that we, each of us, have the honor to represent our states and do the
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I'm no longer the young man sitting in the back, hoping colleagues would remember my name.
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It's time for the next generation of leadership.
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And the biggest lie you just said was, it's an honor to represent my state.
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You could take a Kentucky, a southern state, and let's take a vote if you want more Ukraine
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You represent yourself and all your little bushy rhino club.
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That's all you represent and all you've ever represented.
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Well, it wasn't so long ago when he was booed off the stage.
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I mean, the people have spoken over and over and over again.
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But yet, he's got this nice, cozy relationship up there.
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And with the rhinos and the dinos, I mean, this is a collaboration, what we're witnessing
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But you've had people like Ted Cruz, who's been calling for him to step down.
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You've got Senator Rand Paul, who said he wasn't buying the dehydration explanation.
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He says it's an inadequate explanation to say dehydration.
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He practiced medicine for 25 years, and it doesn't look like dehydration to me.
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That's what Rand Paul said when he was speaking to reporters last year.
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Yeah, has anybody ever got dehydrated and started talking and standing up?
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Not like, if you're dehydrated, you might get faint and say, I've got to lay down for
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Standing up and just start staring and forget your, twice, that's not dehydrated.
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And then there's some that just wish they had that excuse.
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But a lot of people are asking, they're saying, hey, you know, who do you want to see step
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Why don't you all just put down in chat, we've been doing this a lot lately, who your choice
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And they're going to replace him with them people that we hate, that vote against us
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Well, and then you've got this complete buffoon.
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My gosh, this particular mayor has got everybody talking here.
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The mayor of Athens, Georgia Kelly Gertz, says the death of Lincoln Riley is not connected
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to illegal immigration and points the finger at Trump for being mean to illegals.
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Riley was killed by an illegal immigrant, but let's call it what it is.
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You know, I mean, this person is a criminal illegal alien, is what they are.
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You've got all kinds of things that are happening across the country as a result of Venezuela and
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other countries that are just emptying out their prisons.
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So Riley was killed by this illegal alien, but Gertz is confident that her death is not connected
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After gaslighting his people, Kelly was interrupted by angry locals who blamed him for her death.
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I mean, he said that it is not, you know, a situation where they have like, you know,
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a state run like California, where you're allowed to have all of these illegals.
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I mean, this is the craziest thing anybody has ever seen.
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In 2019, he formally declared that Athens was a sanctuary city, and he's denying that now.
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This term sanctuary city doesn't have a sole legal or procedural definition.
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You can look in Georgia statute, and you can find a clear definition for a unified government.
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You can look in contractual language, and you can find out exactly what it means to be an SEC institution.
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Sanctuary city doesn't track with either of those.
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And so that term means different things to different people, depending on the context of the discussion.
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Whereas Athens-Clarke County, Georgia, embraces and celebrates our diversity of cultures, languages, religions, and ethnicities,
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and the Athens-Clarke County community benefits from the hard work, cultural offerings, and tax dollars of the immigrants who call Athens-Georgia home.
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And whereas one in ten Georgia residents is an immigrant, and more than 375,000 undocumented residents live in Georgia,
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and whereas white nationalists and xenophobes have been emboldened by some politicians and members of the media,
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and we recognize that our entire community, not just people of color and immigrants,
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is harmed by the existence of white supremacy in our community going unchallenged.
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And whereas our immigrant and undocumented neighbors, especially those of Latinx heritage,
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face daily fears and threats from individuals and institutions such as ICE.
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And whereas for the Athens community to be whole, it is necessary that families and loved ones remain together,
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and that all people, including those without documentation, feel welcome and comfortable interacting with local law enforcement,
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their local government, and all services provided by such.
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And whereas we unflinchingly defend the human rights of all people, including citizens, non-citizens, and those without documentation,
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and recognize that we cannot be witness to the violation of constitutional rights given to all people,
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therefore, let it be resolved by the Mayor and Commission of Athens-Clarke County, Georgia,
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that the Athens-Clarke County unified government is welcoming to people from all lands and backgrounds,
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and strives to foster a community where individuals and families of all statuses feel safe, are able to prosper, and can breathe free.
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And the Athens-Clarke County unified government denounces white supremacy
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and recognizes the role that some government institutions have played in creating it,
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and commits itself to working to reverse the damage that has resulted to black, brown, and other minority communities.
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All in the room who agree, please respond by saying aye.
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I know, and that's why I played it in its entirety, because that's what he's doing now.
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This little worm, that's the first time I ever heard him speak, has no business being anywhere in power in the world.
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And if you're in Athens, Georgia, y'all want to know what you can do to help, and you're in that area?
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You go out, and you make sure you, you know, knock on doors if you have to.
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You legally, when it's election time, you get this loser the hell out of government where he belongs.
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There ain't no white supremacy in Athens, Georgia.
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He's denying all of it, and he thinks that no one remembers.
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Well, let me tell you who put together that video, at Mays Moore on Twitter.
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It is a reminder of how they get up there, they lie to you, and then they think that you're not going to remember it.
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So he gets up there, and he acts like, you know, it's not connected to illegal immigration.
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While 2019 was not that long ago, you might remember the dynamic we were living in, in the late teens in this country,
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where you had the President of the United States speaking in the most vile terms about people who were foreign-born.
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And you had that notion metastasizing in places like Charlottesville.
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In the main, I caution against conflating immigration and crime.
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The data demonstrates that the two are not connected.
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Because the impact of federal immigration policy on localities has been under such consistent discussion in recent months,
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It's my 18th year as a local government policymaker.
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And my work has overlapped with four U.S. presidencies and numerous iterations of Congress.
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All of them have failed to reach agreement on how to handle immigration.
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The video of her that was released yesterday just broke about a bazillion hearts.
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And this is, and I'm glad, thank you for the people who heckled him.
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He should be heckled louder and by more people every time he talks.
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Because they're not, when he starts blaming Trump and they say, oh, give me a break, man.
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This is exactly the type of person that needs to resign ASAP.
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And I'm telling you one thing, people are waking up to all of this because they are being affected.
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In every press conference you just showed, two or three, he's getting heckled as soon as he says that stupid nonsense.
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This is an invasion, and everybody's feeling it right now.
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I mean, this last week alone, you had illegal aliens.
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They've been arrested for murdering a college student in Georgia.
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Okay, you have murdering a two-year-old boy in Maryland, raping a minor in Virginia, raping a minor at Knife Point in Louisiana, shooting three D.C. police officers.
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This is an invasion is what this is by criminal illegal aliens.
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They sent all their criminals, which he's saying the despicable things that Trump said.
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I mean, you remember the angel moms and all of that that went on?
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Everything that is happening at our border is destroying our country and our citizens, and these politicians care nothing about it.
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In fact, you've got Schumer up there, Chucky Chuck, who makes me sick, who sits up there and basically threatens all of us with this whole thing about Ukraine.
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With this urgent aid package, Congress has a chance to ensure Ukraine wins the war, to ensure Putin is not victorious, to ensure that Western democracy can thrive in the 21st century.
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And let me say, if our allies see that America doesn't support its ally, Ukraine, they will no longer be our allies.
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They will know that they cannot depend on America.
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And even worse, if the autocrats, the vicious dictators like Putin, like Xi, like the heads of North Korea and Iran,
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see that the United States will turn away from a challenge like this, they will be emboldened.
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So anyone who thinks that, oh, this is far away, this does not have consequences for the American people are wrong.
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If we turn away from Ukraine over the next decade and several decades, the American people and America will pay the price diplomatically, politically, economically, militarily.
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They want to be able to have our taxpayer funds at their disposal anytime they want.
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I can dissect that in a million different ways.
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You just gave them $20 billion damn dollars in pallets of cash, you ignorant.
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You just gave them the money to fund Hamas and Hezbollah.
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And you think we're worried about them being emboldened?
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We have been in Afghanistan, left all of that weaponry over there, everything.
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And then now it's showing up in the black markets all over this war in Ukraine and in Russia and everywhere else.
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And then for this clown to get up there and threaten us, I don't think so.
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He said our allies will know that when they need us.
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When you're at war, we're not going to finance it for you.
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And if, okay, you don't have a big enough military, then use your budget and build you a military.
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They can use their money getting all their dictators rich.
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Because they know if they're ever in a war, we'll finance it for them.
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If we don't support him, he said, the next decade or two decades.
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They're running out of soldiers, for God's sakes.
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Well, Zelensky is offering for anybody that wants to sign up for the front lines, I go ahead and propose that Chuck Schumer and all the others get up there.
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Yeah, all you people that you're online all day, Ukraine flags, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine.
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Because you won't even put your money where your mouth is.
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Our government isn't exactly winning any popularity contest with us citizens.
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You've got – it's hard to believe that this is true.
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Even California, in a state with $73 billion in growing deficit that just gave every single illegal immigrant, illegal alien, free health insurance, they're about to offer the same people zero interest, zero monthly payment mortgages, up to 20% value.
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Repayment occurs if the home is ever sold as 20% of increase in home value.
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Once again, when legal Californians are struggling to make ends meet, a more than bankrupt state is now willing to borrow money at historically high interest rates to give free mortgages to people who just arrived and did so against the law.
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And so then you've got this human David Hamati who is writing this.
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We have an unprecedented financial crisis in this state.
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This is time to cut spending and restrict any remaining spending to essential expenditures.
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Prioritizing tax-paying citizens, the entire state government is due for a total reset.
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If you think that it's just going to happen in California, you're wrong.
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They want to do this all over the United States.
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They want to replace Americans with illegal aliens in government and in other places.
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I mean, just when you think it can't get any worse, it does.
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It's been nothing but this, Kat, this whole time.
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You've got this new generation that's just getting out of college and they're going, wait a minute.
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You mean I just spent all this time in school and I can't find a job?
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They do TikTok videos crying after they get out of college and the party's over and they're $18 million in debt.
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You had a worthless degree, even if it's a business degree.
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What in the hell do you know about business besides sitting in there going to listen to some professor, bike riding, dope, smoking, weird beard professor who's never been in the real world, never owned a business, talking about widgets?
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You are no value to any company at all when you step foot in there until you start learning.
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And I just want to address the chat room really quick.
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And I know that we have got a lot of moderators that are doing their best to make sure that they can keep up with them.
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If you do get hit with friendly fire, we will make sure that we unsuspend you.
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But they are doing what they can because this show has grown so fast and it's gotten so big that it is a constant thing.
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And so if somebody is going to be disrespectful in the chat room, they will be removed.
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There's people that create and there's people that sit around and they criticize people who create.
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They're not talented enough to be successful in life.
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They, they're, they're, so they just sit around and try to destroy what other people create.
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Have you ever tried to get up here and do a show without a script on the fly?
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And you, you know, we're doing this now six days a week.
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We are doing the best that we can to present and to give everybody all the information as quickly as it comes out.
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And so to have somebody out there heckling or they're in, it's probably a dim or a lib or whatever, but to sit there and cast judgment, it's just so wrong.
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Day after day after day, setting up, tearing down the shows and everything else.
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I challenge you to do that and see how you do it.
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But they, they, they wouldn't know how to get, if there's a thousand steps, they couldn't get past step two if they tried.
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They're unsuccessful people who are jealous of people who succeed.
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If you're successful in business, they want to tax you.
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Anybody successful, the more successful you are and the Democrats,
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They want to take everything, everybody that's successful.
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You make a bill, a billionaires, tax the millionaires, anybody that's busted their ass
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and have been successful and works a hundred hour weeks.
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They go around tearing everybody down, demonizing everybody and trying to steal their money through taxes.
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They just want a piece of yours and they don't want to regulate the hell out of you.
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So I'm just letting everybody know we're working on it as quickly as we can.
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And now that Rumble is doing so well and it's growing at the rate that it is, thanks to all of you, you've got a whole bunch of people that are trying to crash the party.
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But this is a great thing to have on hand, especially when you've got Schumer and other fools up there
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basically trying to get us into these endless wars.
00:36:39.120
Well, Kat, I hope you've gotten to where you can eat something now.
00:36:44.420
Yeah, I'm eating like I stopped on the way back and got a Zaxby's plain chicken sandwich with nothing on it, no sauce.
00:36:55.460
At least it's something I knew you weren't eating earlier.
00:36:59.320
It's, you know, I thought I had food poisoning because I just ate.
00:37:02.480
And I said, well, I assumed I got food poisoning.
00:37:04.940
But, you know, I realized after a day and then everybody was saying they were sick in town.
00:37:13.160
Well, they have things like long grain white rice.
00:37:19.440
They have, you know, mac and cheese, honey wheat bread, the whole thing.
00:37:29.420
Yeah, so my stomach's finally settling down now.
00:37:37.040
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm only two full days into this.
00:37:39.600
And, you know, these things last three to five days usually, so.
00:37:42.240
Oh, you all have no idea how excited he was, too.
00:37:46.780
Because he has been looking forward to this for weeks.
00:38:06.700
I could have laid in a motel and cried about it.
00:38:08.860
But, no, I went there and I made some amazing stuff.
00:38:13.120
Yeah, I got my business done, all right, all week.
00:38:19.620
Like I said, when you hear the wailing in the back on this song, let me tell you something.
00:38:25.780
If you hear a country song with wailing in the back, that's me.
00:38:34.060
Well, you know, I mean, just with a dog bite and me to play music again and start writing again is amazing.
00:38:40.620
Because, I mean, that was my dream my whole life.
00:38:42.960
The whole reason I joined Twitter and CatTurbs is because I kind of lost my fingers.
00:38:52.480
What an amazing privilege and all the stuff I'm able to do.
00:38:55.120
But this is something that I've kind of had with me since I started playing guitar when I was, you know, 10, 12 years old or how young I was when I had a guitar on my knee my whole life.
00:39:08.140
And we went right in and wrote just a good one, man.
00:39:12.380
And when this guy says it's a good one, it's a good one.
00:39:18.300
He's got more number one hits than I don't know who.
00:39:25.200
And that's before it was even, you know, put together.
00:39:31.700
But his rough versions are as good as a lot of people's studio versions.
00:39:36.400
I was amazed watching, you know, I mean, you know, these two amazing writers who wrote, you know, wrote legendary songs.
00:39:47.720
And one's in the Hall of Fame, the Writers Hall of Fame, the Country Music Hall of Fame.
00:39:54.660
And it was a privilege just to sit in there and watch it and be involved in it.
00:40:01.700
And I participated and I wrote, you know, the beginning melody of the song and a lot of the lyrics.
00:40:11.220
Isn't that incredible that how your success on social media has transferred over to what your first love was?
00:40:19.860
And now all of a sudden you're helping them, they're helping you.
00:40:28.880
Besides the fact, I mean, this is an incredible opportunity.
00:40:32.300
I mean, this was something you were doing well before Cat Turd.
00:40:35.500
Cat Turd was created because you weren't able to do that anymore.
00:40:37.940
That's what a lot of people don't know, is that you were a musician, full-blown musician before all of this.
00:40:44.200
And then all of a sudden you had trouble with the arthritis.
00:40:51.100
It started with my right index finger, which I could, you know, I don't use a pick.
00:40:55.640
I finger pick with all my fingers at the same time, you know.
00:40:58.380
And my index finger is definitely your main finger on your right hand for me or your thumb.
00:41:09.900
I was actually, you know, I fished a lot and used that finger to grab the line my whole life.
00:41:19.400
When I do strum, I strum with my finger, not a pick.
00:41:25.320
Once I got out of music and got older and I went into construction, I was using power tools with that finger.
00:41:30.000
So that finger, Donna just said, it was 90 years old and it just wouldn't bend anymore from using it so much.
00:41:36.620
And then I said, okay, I can still learn to play.
00:41:41.440
And I actually learned to play over the next few months without that finger and was tuning my guitar different and wrapping my thumb around and doing all kinds of stuff.
00:41:48.520
And then it just started hitting every finger and it was kind of over once I lost my left hand.
00:41:53.660
But the dog bite just somehow, I hadn't been able to make a fist.
00:42:02.280
And then I think that cut was so wide that everything just kind of went up and just allowed everything to relax somehow.
00:42:11.480
Somebody told me, you need to go to the doctor and get an x-ray, see what the hell happened in there to make you do that.
00:42:16.680
And I said, man, the last thing I'm going to do is have them do something to it.
00:42:21.900
And I'm not, you know, my index finger still won't bend in certain ways, but everything's bending 80% better.
00:42:30.820
And I'm able to play and tune my guitar different, use a capo.
00:42:42.080
You know, you've heard about people that step on a B and then all of a sudden whatever thing they had like goes away or whatever.
00:42:47.700
I've heard these crazy stories because a lot of my friends do acupuncture and things.
00:42:50.900
I've done acupuncture before when I was playing tennis professionally.
00:42:56.380
I mean, it's like you do whatever it is to, you know, heal.
00:42:59.860
It reminds me that I know a lot of people have seen that movie Christmas Vacations when Cousin Eddie was there with his kids and Chevy Chase says, looking at the little girl, she's not cross-sided anymore.
00:43:12.680
And he said, he goes, you know, he goes, yes, you know, fall down a well, get cross-sided, get kicked by a mule, and they go back together.
00:43:25.060
I mean, this is what I just, you know, if it's working, don't fix it.
00:43:30.100
The last thing I'm going to do is have to mess around with it.
00:43:33.740
Go in there and hit something and go back to normal.
00:43:35.100
But I don't know how long it's going to last, so I'm trying to write and do what I can.
00:43:41.480
It's a blessing I've even been able to do this.
00:43:43.480
So, I mean, yeah, the opportunities I've gotten, and believe me, I appreciate every one of them.
00:43:47.780
And watching, you know, somebody like that work, and I've been around musicians.
00:43:52.900
I've been in the studios so much of my life, but to watch this guy and Angie, too, just to watch them work.
00:43:59.020
And we just, we had a real good thing going to three of us, and it was relaxed.
00:44:04.620
We were laughing and joking and writing, and it was just the easiest, just like the coolest dudes, you know, just down-to-earth good people.
00:44:16.940
We actually, we actually, after we, you know, after we wrote this one song, I said, I was like, the rest of the studio time is like playing on house money.
00:44:26.320
If you go into Vegas and you hit $10,000, you're like, I'm on house money.
00:44:31.560
We actually wrote something funny that I might end up recording, but it's really funny.
00:44:38.400
And in the song, basically, a guy from 1994 calls himself on his iPhone in 2024.
00:44:44.160
And he starts telling his old self what the world's like today, and they start talking about it, and it's really funny.
00:44:50.320
As a matter of fact, it was hard to write because we were laughing so hard.
00:44:52.620
I'm just glad that you had some fun while you were there because when I heard it, I went, oh, no.
00:45:03.140
I think it could have been a better two-day session if we tried, even if I wasn't sick.
00:45:07.140
I just, I wish I felt better because I just felt so bad during the whole thing.
00:45:10.660
But I've been invited back up already to do it again.
00:45:14.800
So, and this time, you know, hopefully I won't get up there and catch coronavirus this time or not.
00:45:21.480
And the nerves will be away, too, because, you know, I know it's a little nerve-wracking also.
00:45:34.600
And your stomach has shrank, so you don't have to eat as much to fill up.
00:45:38.020
Yeah, now's the time to go ahead and turn over that new leaf, right?
00:45:45.140
If I want to eat a sandwich, I just go, just go throw it in the toilet and just get rid of the middle, man.
00:45:56.920
You know, it's just, I just felt so bad because you were looking so forward to it.
00:46:00.860
I mean, this has been on the schedule for weeks now.
00:46:04.120
And so when that happened, I was like, oh, no, but it sounds like you prevailed.
00:46:09.000
You know, I just go forward, and when you get old, you're kind of made out of leather, and you're just like, well, this happened, and you can cry about it, or you can just, like, do it anyway and, you know, take precautions and just go in there and just, you know, and just do it.
00:46:23.760
And, I mean, you can just sit in bed sick or you can go in there and do what you're going to do anyway.
00:46:27.940
So, you know, things happen for a reason, and we might not have got them good songs if I felt good.
00:46:35.500
Like you said, I mean, this has been a blessing, believe it or not, this whole journey to even go and do something like that.
00:46:47.080
There's not a person in, there's not a writer or up-and-coming anybody or a lot of major stars that wouldn't give their right arm, you know, to be sitting in the studio with those two guys for a couple days.
00:46:58.100
So, you know, it doesn't go past me, and, man, I just, I love these guys.
00:47:04.800
They've become friends of mine, and they're just the salt of the earth, and it's amazing, amazing experience.
00:47:15.340
And I can't wait until you go back and you feel good, because then they're going to see the real cat in all of his ways.
00:47:23.880
I'll be glad to sleep in my bed tonight, I'll tell you that.
00:47:25.920
You know, there's nothing worse than being sick and being, like, out of town, you know, in a motel room or something.
00:47:41.280
And, you know, then having to go through it with feeling like that, no way.
00:47:47.420
And then, plus, everybody thinks you're contagious, and so there's, like, that factor.
00:47:52.160
Yeah, I never ran a fever, but, I mean, you know, I thought it was food poisoning the first day, so I was like, I hope I didn't get anybody sick.
00:47:58.280
But nobody else is sick, so I think that's passed.
00:48:04.100
One other story we have to bring up, and I know everybody is dying to hear your take on it, is this whole AI thing.
00:48:10.860
You know, Jim and I likes me, but we haven't seen you.
00:48:18.560
Yeah, so you want to catch everybody up on how you feel about that whole thing?
00:48:22.440
Yeah, so me and Jim Jordan, and I think the red-headed librarian, a bunch of people on Twitter, so if you ask them to do a poem about me, they say they can't because I'm a pedophile, and I hang around pedophiles.
00:48:34.300
And then they put, or, you know, a child molester, and then they put a hotline.
00:48:40.200
And if you know a child molester, put a hotline underneath it.
00:48:51.400
But anyway, so I've been contacting people, and I'm going to try to do something.
00:49:03.040
I've had rabbits cut up and thrown over my gate.
00:49:06.100
And I mean, the stuff I have to go through, y'all wouldn't believe.
00:49:09.580
But if you're going to sit up there and call me a child molester, and then everybody I know is a child molester, then you've gone too far.
00:49:17.020
And y'all should look up David and Goliath in the Bible right now, because that's what it's going to be.
00:49:23.000
And I understand it's going to be impossible, but you're not going to do that without me fighting back.
00:49:32.540
Yeah, they made their AI to try to destroy conservatives.
00:49:44.100
But as a result, I mean, it's almost like I already so sued them and win, because the company that did it, that was involved with, lost $70 billion in one day.
00:49:57.940
So it's almost like I already won a lawsuit against them.
00:50:06.580
I mean, there's a line that you can't cross, and you just crossed it with me.
00:50:17.700
And so that's the other thing, is that it's doing that.
00:50:33.820
They did the exact, it was almost word for word, the exact same thing on Jim Jordan.
00:50:46.320
I mean, if, you know, if I can possibly do this, I'm doing it.
00:50:50.060
Of course, I can't just go up and go broke in five weeks, and they can go forever.
00:50:53.400
So I'll have to, I mean, I'm looking and searching for the right, you know, thing.
00:50:57.820
It's going to have to be a lawyer that's almost pro bono, because I'm not going to be able
00:51:01.660
to, you know, that wants to do a class action lawsuit.
00:51:11.800
They've been watching this whole thing, because there's a bigger conversation here.
00:51:15.320
I mean, you've got, they've accused things like, accused you of things like abusing kids
00:51:28.680
Some legal scholars have said it's more of a product defect case than defamation.
00:51:34.120
Because it wouldn't be, it would be once, it wouldn't be one-sided.
00:51:45.160
Do you know also that if you're on that AI and you ask for a list of presidents, they
00:51:55.720
And this is why the Democrats have always wanted to control AI.
00:51:59.300
That's why they put Kamala VD Harris in charge of AI.
00:52:03.700
They know that it is basically a war on your mind.
00:52:10.320
This is what they were doing with social media, knocking off accounts and everything else.
00:52:18.740
And don't forget, it is a tool of the CIA, the FBI, and everything else.
00:52:27.180
And so it's going to, it's bigger than just what it looks like on the surface.
00:52:33.640
I'm glad they had a hit, but it's not compared to what's going to happen as a result of all
00:52:41.400
And they're going to have to, they're going to have to pay for it in more than one way.
00:52:48.820
Anyway, we've always known how they've interfered in our elections.
00:52:55.200
I mean, YouTube and Google are owned by the same company, the same umbrella.
00:53:02.180
But they didn't want another voice out there other than their own.
00:53:09.600
They want to use it to control our history, and they want to pump up their little dummies,
00:53:13.700
and then they want to call all those child molesters, and they think they're just going to get away
00:53:17.580
And it was so bad, and Elon come out there and was making fun of them and saying, this is ridiculous.
00:53:26.580
And, you know, it's a glitch in their whatever, a $70 billion glitch so far.
00:53:44.060
And even if I lose, you're going to know I was there.
00:53:46.660
I'm going to put on social media to millions and millions of people every day.
00:53:56.760
I've taken it and taken it and taken it, and people trying to say they're going to kill
00:54:07.180
And I've got a big voice, and I'm going to use it.
00:54:11.760
I mean, in a lot of ways, I'm glad they went after some of the bigger accounts instead of
00:54:16.400
starting small this time, which is what they did when they were first testing the waters
00:54:19.840
before they kicked everybody off of social media, and they had only one side of the
00:54:26.260
But the fact that they hit politicians, you, huge influencers, guess what?
00:54:36.840
I can't wait to see what happens as a result of it.
00:54:47.460
But the thing about it is, is it's going to take time.
00:55:06.580
All your little beta wussies that can't handle that.
00:55:10.560
They got 2,000 people on Twitter, and we got 2 million.
00:55:17.680
And if I can't sue them, I'll sue you, the programmer.
00:55:21.880
But y'all ain't going to say that shit about me.
00:55:28.060
And that's another reason why we had such a great group of moderators, too,
00:55:33.080
that came in this week because that's when it started.
00:55:35.440
It started about, well, I guess a couple of weeks ago.
00:55:38.680
We had a lot of trolls that started entering the chat room.
00:55:47.500
Up to a certain point, and then we just stop with that.
00:55:51.880
So, yeah, I mean, it's hitting everybody, and everybody knows what's at stake here.
00:55:56.200
I mean, they are doing everything that they can to control everything
00:56:03.020
But we're not going to tolerate it, nor should we have to.
00:56:14.740
Where have I ever even been accused of anything?
00:56:21.200
I mean, the whole thing has just been one thing after another since we began.
00:56:25.920
But that just shows that we're over the target, that we're winning.
00:56:32.080
I asked Google AI for a picture of Cat Turd 2, and it gave me this.
00:56:35.960
I mean, these are some of the things that were happening.
00:56:43.040
I mean, the whole conversation, you've got the left that are, and they are.
00:56:51.860
They're like, oh, man, this is, it'll take two or three months for us to fix this.
00:56:55.180
This is just a bad, it's just something bad got put in the system.
00:56:59.860
No, you put it in there on purpose, and you overplayed your hand, and you got busted.
00:57:09.880
You didn't take it down and say, man, we're going to take this down immediately, and we apologize to anybody.
00:57:18.400
We immediately took this down, and we're going to fix it before we put it.
00:57:26.760
Think about how many people have read that about you.
00:57:32.140
They've used that AI, and it said all of the things with warnings.
00:57:38.200
I mean, I read the whole entire thread on Saturday.
00:57:43.120
Y'all think y'all too big to get sued, and I'm going to show you you're not.
00:57:57.420
I mean, there's a lot of things that can happen.
00:58:04.240
And you will have to have a lawyer, not only a lawyer, but one that has the resources as
00:58:13.580
Yes, and what happens in cases like this is they try to string you out in motion wars where
00:58:18.600
it goes back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, and that's how they are able
00:58:23.620
to get people to settle for pennies on the dollar because people just run out of money.
00:58:28.520
A lot of people go pro se in certain parts of it and say, hey, let me answer some of these
00:58:32.880
motions so that I can cut down on the cost, especially if it looks like it's going to be
00:58:38.660
But I think that there are enough attorneys out there that are going to be hungry for
00:58:42.900
a case like this because it will put their name on the map for taking down.
00:58:50.160
And you've got all of the littermates who have been so sweet to all of us.
00:58:54.160
And when you were gone, they were so kind to me.
00:58:57.400
I mean, they were just so supportive of the show.
00:59:04.320
Even if I wasn't sick, she was going to cover me for these two days.
00:59:07.560
If I didn't know, I was going to say, I'll make the show if I can.
00:59:10.040
But if I'm really into something, then I won't be able to do it.
00:59:14.460
Oh, you were so missed, not only just by me, but by everybody else here.
00:59:21.640
And they were so they encouraged me and just they showed up every single day and went through
00:59:28.180
And I just honestly, I appreciate you all so, so much because it can be.
00:59:32.820
I mean, it's a totally different show when you're not here.
00:59:41.500
And we're just looking at the stories while they're breaking right then in real time.
00:59:46.820
I mean, it's not like you don't have any material.
00:59:55.600
But then you've got the details and you don't want to leave anything off the table.
01:00:05.180
At Coyote V sent me this little number of soup coolers.
01:00:27.660
They've got to do it for other girls because guys don't give a damn.
01:00:32.620
There's never a guy in history that said, you know, man, this girl had everything.
01:01:07.660
And I hope I feel better tomorrow because, my God.
01:01:11.440
I mean, I've been very worried secretively because I was like, okay, what happens when I can't,
01:01:18.120
when I don't know where you are and I don't know how you're really feeling?
01:01:20.980
And then when I talk to you that one day, you sound absolutely horrible.
01:01:25.540
Well, you know, I've had to basically, you know, not work, but I had to, you know, go to the studio,
01:01:31.520
you know, all day for two days and then drive today all day, all day driving.
01:01:43.680
Well, anyway, we're just so glad you're there in one piece and that everything went as well
01:01:52.620
What a great experience and what a privilege it was to, you know, and an honor to be able
01:02:02.840
And we, and we really got a good, I'm telling you, it's good.
01:02:06.560
And y'all all, actually, I just got to figure out what to do with it.
01:02:10.860
I don't say that lightly, but it's, it's, it's pretty good.
01:02:15.520
I also, since we're extending prayers, I just want to give a little shout out to Texas over
01:02:30.300
Areas include Hemp Hill and Roberts, northeast of Amarillo.
01:02:38.340
And then Mother of Pearl, she weighed in absolute devastation like Maui 2.0.
01:02:43.920
So I'm old enough to remember the dairy that exploded and killed 18,000 cows.
01:03:00.400
I barely miss a show, but I'm glad to be back and I'm going to see y'all tomorrow.
01:03:06.180
Be kind to one another and we will see you later.
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