TURDSTOCK '23 - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 453 - 11⧸12⧸2023
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 45 minutes
Words per Minute
104.61772
Summary
Cat Turd and his band The Cat Turd Army celebrate 20 years of Turdstock, a celebration of the life and career of the original Wild West singer-songwriter, Turd Turd himself, Big Kenny.
Transcript
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And what a crazy name. Why would anybody call themselves Cat Turd? I mean, really?
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It tells you a lot about him, man. He's got a great sense of humor and he loves this country
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and he just he just want to get out there and be heard, you know, and First Amendment and all that
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stuff. And sure enough, you look up here in 2023 and Cat Turd's got millions and millions and
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millions of people that tune in to him every day. So we thought, man, it would be fun to
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take a little break from the action, all the negativity out there in the world. Let's make
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some music. Let's have some fun. Let's have a cocktail in the afternoon, man, and just forget
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our troubles for a minute. And that's how Turdstock was born. Can I get a yee-haw one time?
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You're sitting in the Redneck Riviera, second and Broadway, third and Broadway right here
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in Nashville, Tennessee. This is where we love our veterans, our active duty, our police,
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our fire, all the great American heroes in our country. This bar stands for them. Without
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them, there would be no America. Can I get a hell yeah to that one time? I'd like to thank
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our staff, Lacey, Pete running sound over here, my buddy TJ back in Arkansas, and our buddy
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Gio right over here who's running all the cameras. He's a patriot too. From Detroit, Michigan, we
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got a real Yankee up in the house right there. We love you, Gio. So without further ado, I'd
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like to introduce the man of the hour. The man who this event is named after, and I hope
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this is not the final Turdstock. I hope this is a yearly thing. He's never been seen before
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in person, only as the icon of a cat flipping you the bird. But it's my pleasure to welcome
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a real patriot, and by the way, a veteran of the United States military, a veteran. And
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he says what you're thinking. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Cat Turd!
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Hey, hey, hey. Is the Cat Turd Army out there or what? Hey, I'm not going to talk long, because
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the longer I talk, the more music there's not going to be. Let's get it on.
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I meant a few words. All right. I'd like to introduce my partner in rhyme. I've been making
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music with this character for a long time. He hails from the great state of Virginia, the
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universal minister of love, Mr. Big Kenny. How you doing, Big Kenny?
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Fantastic, brother John. We'll turn these guitars out loud, right? Got to be big and rich level.
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Bring mine on up. There it is. Kenny, what do you feel like singing for these folks?
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A little Wild West show, our very first single. We're celebrating the 20th year of the release
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horse of horse of a different color. Yes, we are.
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I'm feeling like Tonto, riding a Pinto, trying to chase a lone ranger down. I'm a little unraveled,
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but I'm still in the saddle, crying your name out to the cloud. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.
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Why don't you meet me back at the teepee? We'll lay down by the campfire. And there in the dark night,
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we'll smoke the peace pipe. Forget about who's wrong or right. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.
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Oh, yeah. It was a big showdown. Oh, yeah. We stood our ground. Shot out the lights. It got a little crazy. Don't want to see us go the way of the buffalo.
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Don't want to have another Wild West show. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.
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Only forgiveness will finally end us. There won't be a witness if we both fall. There's never a hero in a battle of egos. There's never a winner of the quick job.
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Oh, yeah. It was a big showdown. Oh, yeah. We stood our ground. Shot out the lights. It got a little crazy. Don't want to see us go the way of the buffalo. Don't want to have another Wild West show.
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Oh, yeah. It's like a ghost town without you around. Why can't we just forget right up in the sun?
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Y'all feel like singing with Big and Rich for a minute? What?
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Are you having a big and rich time at church doc?
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Are you having a big and rich time at church doc?
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If anybody's ever been up in that part of the world
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And we noticed this bartender in the back of the room
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Had a white ponytail all the way down to his belt
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And they killed every last one of our boys that day
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When they finally discharged him out of Walter Reed?
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eagle fly through a clear blue sky 1965 on the 8th of November the angels are
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crying as he carried his brothers away with the fire raining down and the hell
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all around there were a few men left standing that day on the 8th of November the
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angels are crying as he carried his brothers away with the fire raining down and the hell
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all around there were a few men left standing that day saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky
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as he left South Dakota to fight for the red white and blue
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he was 19 and green with a new M16 just knew what he had to do
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friends brothers and sisters it would appear it's come that time of turd stock already that we should do a toast together
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Lord knows we have so much to celebrate man and count our blessings on a on a daily basis and
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and uh you know our service members are one of those great reasons just got off the phone with Niles
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he came out of back surgery once y'all know that and he's doing great so he's kicking butt
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he's doing all right so um to all those who've served
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being army navy air force marines coast guard national guard
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to all those who serve here at home our police officers our firefighters our emergency service workers and our school teachers
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to all them we want to salute them with one of the greatest words ever and that word yes it's f-r-e-e-d-o-m
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so if you've got a bottle a can a cup or a hand hold it high in there and on the count of three let's say that word freedom so loud
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to hear it across the streets the blocks the state lines and the big ponds are you ready
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on the count of three turd stock give me freedom say one two three
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this is a song we all learned when we were little kids
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growing up in this great country kindergarten first grade i promise you
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from the mountain to the prairie to the ocean white with foam sing it jimmy say god bless america my home sweet home
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put your hands together for america one time right here at the redneck riveo with big kenny
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Kenny. So Kenny, we can sing whatever we want to up here, right? We can sing whatever we want to.
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That's okay. What do you feel like doing, Ken? I'm sorry, what'd you say in the microphone?
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He said, how about we do one of the craziest songs we've ever written? Yeah. Okay. That could be several, but which one are you talking about?
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It's historical and historical, and it's called Pocket. Oh, In My Pocket? Oh, I love that one.
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Y'all will probably catch right on to it. If you do, feel free to sing along. Okay.
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No matter how hard I try, I can never remember every word in the dictionary.
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But I've got a friend who can. You ought to call him Superman. Come on!
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I just call him my buddy, and sometimes we drink beer.
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I never told you I could walk on water. Walk on water.
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But if you've got a quarter, friend, you know I'll give it a try.
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And if you want to, you can take my hand. Oh, you can take my hand. Yeah, I bet you can.
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Won't you make something sweet and good like they do out in Hollywood.
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It don't matter if we need. It don't matter if we've got no money.
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I never told you I could walk on water. Walk on water.
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But if you've got a quarter, friend, you know I'll give it a try.
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And if you want to, you can take my hand. Oh, you can take my hand.
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Yeah, I bet you can. See, you can walk on water with me.
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I ain't never gonna be afraid to say what I want to say.
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Crazy like cat turn. Crazy. Crazy like cat turn.
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And now I'm gonna fly it to the world with you.
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Anybody who wants to take a flight later on, we're going.
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Kenny, tell the folks where you come from and what makes up a Big Kenny anyway.
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Because you're the only one of you I've ever met.
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Would you like to hear this guy's story for a second?
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I mean, that's like two made up things together.
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Hey, yeah, so my name is William Kenneth Alfin, AKA Big Kenny.
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We today still raise cattle there and have an event space.
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The house I was raised in was actually built before the American Revolution.
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My father was one of six brothers, nine total children.
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My older uncle, Thomas, was blowed up in half-tracked in World War II.
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My dad, by the time he came out, he came out of Korea.
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To this day, you know, we're still trying to operate and carry on that legacy.
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Back in the mid-'90s, I realized that there might be some other thing that I was supposed to be doing in life
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besides, you know, having my arm up a cow, you know, delivering a calf.
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Although I'm your man if you need somebody to do your cattle work.
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But the fact that Big Kenny had to stick his arm up a cow's ass prepared him for the music business, ladies and gentlemen.
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So little did I know how well I was being prepared to come to Nashville, Tennessee.
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So the mid-'90s, you know, I came to Nashville and, you know, just started like everyone else.
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You know, you just show up at a club somewhere and see if you can get up and play a song.
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The next thing you know, you're writing songs every day.
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Just thing you know, 1998 rolls around and you're running this guy named John Rich.
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We started doing this little thing, you know, around that time called the Music Mafia.
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Gretchen Wilson also being one of those there that day.
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And you all probably recall us coming out right around 2004 when we were out on tour with Tim McGraw.
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And our second single came out and then things just kind of the world lifted wide open.
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Oh, and Horse of a Different Color, that album, Horse of a Different Color.
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You know, I love my family, love my wife, love all my friends.
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I believe we can all have this ability to lift each other up in such a great way, man.
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And I just hate to see anything that tears anybody down in any way, shape, or form.
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In God's eyes, we're supposed to love one another, and that's it.
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So, you know, I'm as protective of all the things around me as the next guy.
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But, you know, the first thing I'm going to do is try to put forth as positive as I can into the world.
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You remember that one night I kissed you right on the lips?
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Because this is one of the best songwriters ever walked through Nashville.
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He's got hundreds of songs that you've never heard.
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And since this is live streaming, by the way, thank you to all of our folks watching live stream right now.
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Big Kenny, I would like to hear your song called Bob.
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This is a song that we sing on the bus late at night, sometimes after the show.
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And by the way, this was recorded by the man himself, Willie Nelson.
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He said, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.
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You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.
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And I'd rather make millions than to ever be poor.
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Yeah, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.
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Oh, you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime.
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Oh, you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime.
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Oh, you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime
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We've got a lot of talent coming up on this live stream
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Hall of Famers that are coming up on this stage
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Coming up here on the stage at the Redneck Riviera
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Well, I'm a thoroughbred, that's what she said.
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In the back of our truck bed as I was getting bubbled on suds.
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Sing her every Willie Nelson song, I could thank y'all.
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I make a lot of noise, cause the girls, they all so pretty.
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I be riding up and down Broadway, my old stud Leroy.
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You ready to keep the music rolling here for a minute?
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Now, for folks who are just turning in to this live stream and you haven't seen Cat Turt yet
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because nobody's ever seen the man, the myth, or the legend, ladies and gentlemen, welcome
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Not many people know this, but you're a musician.
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You played music up and down the Redneck Riviera, the actual geographical, if there is such a
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The Redneck Riviera, so Panama City Beach, and Gulf Shores, and Destin, and up down through
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You played some of the best jamming, southern rock, slammed into jazz kind of stuff.
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And that's why we wanted to do something musical, because just tell us for a minute, Cat, how
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do you feel every day being Cat Turd and dealing with the nonsense that you've got to talk about,
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The fact I'm sitting up here with you right now, it's nuts.
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I also want a big shout out to my co-host of my podcast, Jules.
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So, let's really, you know, a big shout out to Jules, and she's live streaming this.
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And do you listen to the end of the little box?
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Hey, I came here, you know, I'm a Florida boy, but I decided to win in Rome, you know,
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I told you, I said, I said you look like Charlie Daniels' long lost nephew, man.
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So, I brought some special guests for you, Kat, for Turdstock.
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This next guy is in the Country Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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In a town that is built on songwriters, there's tens of thousands of people in this town that call themselves songwriters.
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He follows you on Truth, and he follows you on Twitter.
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And I called him up, and I said, would you mind doing a few songs for Turdstock?
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So, this boy, originally from California, back when California was great, back in the day.
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Yeah, we got another California man back there.
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He comes from the old California, been in Nashville a long time.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the most talented human beings, not only that walked through Nashville, that ever walked.
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And you're about to see what I'm talking about.
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Welcome to the stage, Hall of Fame songwriter and extraordinary patriot, Mr. Jeffrey Steele.
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Thank you for everything that you say, my friend.
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And I am a world-famous Hall of Fame songwriter, which means you have no idea who the hell I am and probably don't give a shit.
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I washed my guitar this morning and put it in the dryer.
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And you're going to get mugged if you go downtown.
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I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive, and a country boy and a country girl can survive, too.
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Country folk can survive, country boy can survive, too.
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Everybody looked at me like I had three heads, which is usually what happens when I write a song.
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But I was looking at the world back then and going, what the hell is going on?
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I said, no one's ever going to record this song.
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And then we got to 2020, and the shit really went down, right?
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You know how you have an iPhone and you don't know who it is, and it says maybe?
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And he called me up and said, hey, man, I'm cutting that song you wrote.
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Mama's crying, young boy's dying, under that red, white, and blue, still flying.
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Drop me off in Baltimore, where every other window's got a plywood board.
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Stick that in your country zone, take that one to number one, and get the whole world singing along.
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Come on up in Baltimore, man, coming back from war.
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your country song. Take that one to number one, and get the whole world singing along,
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Light the arrow, pull the bow, shoot that fire right through my soul. Hit my pry,
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fist up high, wanna feel the rush, wanna feel alive. Come on, I wanna pound the dash,
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stop the gas, drive too fast, rock me hard, stop my heart, and blow the speakers right. Blow the
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speakers right out of this car. Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one,
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and get the whole world singing along, y'all. Stick that in your country song.
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And give me one about a teacher who's trying to change a life or two. She'll be rocking out all night with you. Tomorrow she'll be back in that red
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brick school. Where the kids are climbing off the walls. It's scary walking down the hall. She's under
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paid. She's overworked. Come on. Shout one out to her.
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Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one, and get the whole world, get the whole world.
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I'm talking about a teacher who's trying to change a life or two. She'll be rocking out all night with you.
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Tomorrow she'll be back in that red brick school. Where the kids are climbing off the walls. It's scary walking down the hall.
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Come on! Come on! Shout one out to her. Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one and get the whole world, get the whole world, get the whole world singing along. Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one and get the whole world singing along. Stick that in your country song.
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In April, I think it was, I guess it must have been 2021.
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And it was my day off that day, and he called me up and said,
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Now I've been writing 10 days straight, I'm taking the day off.
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He goes, I'm getting together with Aaron Lewis today.
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And I know Aaron, I was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2013.
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Yeah, I wrote a lot of songs for Rascal Flatts.
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But they weren't around to come and sing my song when I got inducted.
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So I called Aaron Lewis, and he came and sang What Hurts the Most when I got inducted.
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We started writing a song, and it was really crappy.
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And so I went out into the backyard at Aaron's house, and I was walking around in his backyard.
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I stumbled on this line that I had, and Aaron wanted to write a song for his fans.
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My fans know he is the last stand we have against all of this crap.
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And so I told him this title that I had, and he just kept saying, I want to sing it to my fans.
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So I told him my title, and he looked at me, and his eyes lit up.
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He goes, all right, this other piece of shit, we're done with this.
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And I'll never forget, Ira was on the row with him, and Ira called him up, or called me up, and said, oh, my God, Steele.
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He's got them on a stool, and he's singing it, and the crowd's on their feet singing along.
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Am I the only one here tonight, shaking his hair, thinking something ain't right?
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Thinks they're taking all the good we got and turning it back.
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Am I the only one willing to fight for my love of the red and white and the blue burning on the ground?
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Another statue coming down in a town near you, watching the threads of old glory come undone.
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Am I the only one, ain't brainwashed, making his way through the land of the lost?
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Still gives a shit and worries about his kids while they try to undo all the things Trump did.
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Am I the only one, can't take no more screaming?
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If you don't like it, there's the fucking door.
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Am I the only one willing to fight for my love of the red and white and the blue?
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Another statue coming down in a town near you, watching the threads of old glory come undone.
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Burning on the ground, another statue coming down
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In a town near you, watching the threads of all glory
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You want to hear one you know or what do you want to hear?
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Because the way this man writes and the way he sings will rattle you down to your American bones
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We lost our youngest son when he was 13 years old
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He called me up and made me come do this TV show with me
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I just, I need to get out of this shit for a while
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He's like, Jeff, you wanna do the blah, blah, blah
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I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
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Even love going on with you gone still upsets me
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Hard to force that smile when I see our own friends
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Getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret
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I would trade, give away all the words that I say in my heart
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What do you think about Jeffrey Steele so far on Turd Stock 23?
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Cat Turd, what do you think about Jeffrey Steele, man?
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Listen, when other people do live streams, well, some of them are okay, some of them not so much.
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This might be the best live stream of the entire year.
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If you're watching this live stream right now, if you're watching this, post this link.
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I think Jeffrey's got a little more lung power.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Hall of Fame songwriter, Mr. Jeffrey Steele.
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It's just, you just keep coming with, it's just the truth.
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And why is that so hard for people to understand?
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It's just some certain things you've got to do.
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I said, you're either a sheepdog or you're a sheep.
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You're either a sheepdog or you're a damn sheep, and you're following the damn.
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But that song, that last song, everybody in Nashville told me that it would never get played on the radio
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because it was too slow, it was too sad, and it was too long.
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Are you trying to tell me that the music industry doesn't know what in the hell they're doing?
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Thank God the artists determine what music comes out, ultimately, and not the industry.
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Hey, Jeffrey, I'll tell you another act that the music industry said would never come out,
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I was there, and when it did, boy, and it blew sideways, and everybody was like,
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Oh, we've always loved John Rich, but John Rich has always been John Rich.
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I've known him since 90, 91, 90-something, early 90s.
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We go back a long-ass way, but that's the thing.
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They're always trying to shape you, and they're telling you how to do it,
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and I started to realize that when people told me my song sucked, I said,
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So I'm just going to have to wait until the time catches up.
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But when they told me that the song sucked, I knew it was number one.
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But what hurts the most, everybody criticized that song for nine years,
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It was a song of the year, the year that it came out.
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And I've got to tell you this quick little full-life circle story.
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That year, it made me the songwriter of the year, which is like winning the Super Bowl.
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You've been there, it's like you're winning the Super Bowl,
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so I get to go get this big crystal phallic trophy they give you for winning.
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And that year, Dolly Parton was getting inducted as the music icon of the century,
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and they gave her like a silver spittoon that said icon on it.
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My dad had passed on, never got to see me chase my dreams.
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And who else could it be but Dolly Parton all these years later?
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And I'm standing next to Dolly, and I've got my rented tuxedo on.
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It was an old one, and the lining was ripped in the coat.
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So I got my arm around Dolly, and the photographer's going,
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Jeff, you've got to take your arm off of Dolly.
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It's like your lining's hanging out of your coat.
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I'm like, I'm not taking my arm off of Dolly Parton.
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And the first thing Dolly said to me, she looks up to me.
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She goes, you know, if you just slide your hand down the backside of my dress,
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So the next day, in the black and white picture in the newspaper,
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And then, like, they were taking a bunch of pictures of us,
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She's got this big silver bucket, and I got this big phallic crystal trophy.
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And she goes, you want to stick that trophy in my bucket?
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I wrote this song a long time ago for a couple of hillbillies from Kentucky
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And they came to me at a time in my life when everybody was just, like I said,
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They ended up producing a bunch of records on them and stuff.
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But this particular song, I wrote this song in October of 2001, so about a month after 9-11.
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The planes were starting to get back up in the sky again.
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Me and my buddy Reed Nielsen, who's passed away, and I'd like to send this out to him today,
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because he was a songwriter that taught me a lot about writing songs.
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But so I was in Durango, Colorado at a music festival with my buddy Reed,
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And he asked me about my rental car drive from Albuquerque to Durango.
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I said, well, you know, it's Albuquerque to Durango.
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And whenever I take out my guitar, I go like this.
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He goes, play that like you're playing a banjo.
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And we wrote a song about my rental car drive from Albuquerque to Durango one month after 9-11.
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There's a four-sale sign on a big old rusty tractor.
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Hey, that's my Uncle Ray there by the courthouse.
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And he'll be lower in the flag when the sun goes down.
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Yeah, where I was born, where I was raised, where I keep all my yesterdays, my town.
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Where I ran off, cause I got mad when it came to blows with my old man.
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But I came back to settle down, and it's where they'll put me in the ground.
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Well, there ain't much going on here since they closed the mill.
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But that whistle still blows every day at noon.
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And there's a bunch of us still going down to the diner.
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And wondering if that interstate's still coming through.
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But come Sunday morning service at the Church of Christ.
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Yeah, where I was born, where I was raised, where I keep all my yesterdays, my town.
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Where I ran off, cause I got mad when it came to blows with my old man, my town.
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Hey, I bought and painted up that rusty tractor.
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The county came, and they took that water tower.
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And we're off to Sunday service at the Church of Christ.
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And if we want a seat, we'd better leave right now.
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Maybe later, me and John Rich and Cat Turd, we'll show you around.
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Yeah, where I was born, where I was raised, where I keep all my yesterdays, my town.
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Where I ran off, cause I got mad when it came to blows with my old man.
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Jeffrey Steele, put your hands up for this boy.
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how y'all feeling so far let me hear you one time from the redneck riviera yeah good lord
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i'm not sure there's another human walking around with that much talent
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per square inch anywhere in our country today let jeffrey steel hear you one more time folks
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come on so for all you aspiring songwriters out there if you want to be in the songwriters hall
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of fame all you have to do is that that's it simple you just have to be a walking talking monster that's
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all for everyone tuning in to turd stock 23 live
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thank you all for tuning in if you're watching and you think your friends might want to see what's
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coming next copy and paste that link put it on your social media tell everybody to join in
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because we got more talent coming up it's quite an honor i got to tell you to have this kind of
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talent on the stage and cat turd and i became friends during uh the shutdowns during during 2020
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i started following him and he followed me and we started talking and cat turd says you know
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the country's so crazy these days everything's just negative negative all the time we need to do
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something positive for people to look at for a minute i said i totally agree what do you think
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it ought to be he goes how about we come to nashville and just make a bunch of music until everybody
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forget about it for a minute i said you got a deal son you got a deal how are we doing so far have you
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forgot about your problems for a minute i know i have
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all right this next gentleman coming up here is different than anything you've ever seen and i mean
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that and all the folks watching on the live stream you will not find somebody that looks like this guy
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sounds like this guy or writes a song like this guy big kenny and i became fans of his early on
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i think before we met a record deal we heard this guy on the radio station one afternoon in nashville
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and when they said the name of the singer they said
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this is angie aperro and i said wow that girl really sings her ass off she's good
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so i went this is back when we still had record stores we had tower records here in nashville
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anybody remember ever actually buying a record those were the days those were the days so i went to the
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tower record store and i told the guy i said uh yeah i'm looking for this female singer angie aperro he
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goes oh that's not a female that's a guy that's a man i said ain't no way sings too high no no it is
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that's a man i said really i said yes and here's the record right here and i bought this record called
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the american that was his first record and i played it in my truck non-stop i sent it to big
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kenny i sent it to my brother i sent it to all my friends and we became the biggest fans of this guy
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matter of fact i'm such a big fan of his that in my will in my will it says
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if this man outlives me i want him to come sing amazing grace at my funeral that's how much i think
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about his singing now i don't know how to endorse somebody any stronger than that okay
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had a break in his main artery going to his brain and he almost died
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when he came to they saved his life he came to he couldn't talk
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and so he started going to the grocery store and he said john i'd look at a bottle of ketchup
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ketchup and i couldn't say ketchup i couldn't say it but i could say there's a bottle of ketchup
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i could sing it i'm gonna buy some lettuce and some hamburger meat
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said so he would walk to the grocery store and sing what it is he wanted to buy because that part of his
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brain was still working okay and taught himself how to speak again how to sing again
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it's one of the most incredible things i've ever heard in my life okay
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i'm not sure he's from our planet and by the time he finishes you won't be sure either
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this guy listen his talent is beyond anything i've ever seen his voice moves you to a different
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place it's my honor to have him here at the redneck viviera for turd stock mr angie aperro come on up
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angie come on up son good to see you my friend you want to expound upon that story
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tell him about it well it was uh in when you have aphasia my uh neurologist he kind of didn't know
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me but he you know he's knew i he heard i was a songwriter and he said uh the brain operates like
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it can operate in music is one of the only things that up takes both sides of the brain
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uses both sides of the brain which is kind of amazing why music can change the world literally
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and change people so he said he said look and i don't know if you can go find anything you can look
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at that you could might know the word to like ketchup or whatever and just put a melody to it i think it
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helped me that we're songwriters you know my melodies were terrible but they were but they got
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me back it was crazy it was like exponential so i connected with uh susan i can't remember her last
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name now but she's the original siri voice on iphone right so i was using iphone i was using her uh i would
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i would try to write something and i'd have her say it back to me so i could hear it and it's crazy she
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said she said she's like apple was sending her all these messages that all these stroke patients
01:30:56.180
were wanting to connect with her for siri to to like help patients like so it was mostly a musical
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base like it affects your brain and how you look at words and i think it was without that i would
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uh let me let me ask you this can can you say at this point uh i love cat turd is that possible
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can you say i love cat turd well what i figured out later is that i hate ketchup
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right all right so we're gonna get you hooked up here we're gonna let this rock
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for all the folks out there tuning in across the country we got tens of thousands of people
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watching right now thank you for tuning in uh spread this link to your friends we got more music
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coming this guy right here is like something you have never seen ladies and gentlemen mr angie
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i want to send so this is crazy so my i come from uh immigrant parent grandparents so this is my um
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my grandfather's tag from world war one so he died it's kind of crazy because i didn't know they
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were around but there's his name angie is a nickname for angelo his name is angelo
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so i find it fascinating that people that come from another world to come to our world they'll
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fight for it because they know how believe how important it is
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so anyway i sing i'm going to sing this for him and uh
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hey wouldn't you want to know everywhere that river flowed to right now i can show you how
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some day you might want to go someday you got nothing to show for all your pain
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for all your chains well i ain't saying no it's the only way
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but wouldn't you like to know i'd feel to live like a free man
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to give when there's nothing in your hand and run like only the river can like a free like a free
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why wouldn't you like to know i'd feel to live like a free man
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Yeah, when there's nothing in your head, no, and run like only a river can, yeah, like a free, like a free, like a free man, yeah.
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Oh, la, la, la, la, yeah, I ain't sayin' no, it's the only way, no, I ain't sayin', it's the only way, oh, wouldn't you like?
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No, I feel to live like a free man, to give when there's nothing in your head, and run like only the river can, yeah, like a free, like a free,
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Oh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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We're swingin' on, swingin' on old, old dreams.
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La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La.
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Your soul is like a stone, God's rolling down a country road, down a country road, oh, yeah, yeah.
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We were the bicycle king, in that old swimming pool down by the rotary, we sailed a boat made of air and poetry.
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And with the crown of balls from my bicycle, we tossed hallelujah and joy, hallelujah and joy to the world out there, the world out there, in cathedral made of dirt and vine, the world out there, just two kids rolling in the summertime.
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, on a country road, yeah, yeah, yeah, where the wood would grow, yeah, yeah.
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Now there ain't no heavy load, your soul is like a stone, God's rolling down a country
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road, down a country road, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
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ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
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When you're young, you take your hand, you say you're from the greatest land, right or wrong, they teach you the song of your people.
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And in your dreams, they shape your mind, until it seems that one of their kind, and on your tongue, they write the song of your people.
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Mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue? Mother, tell me, cause I'm the revolution. Mother, tell me, are there wars to be won? Can you tell me, am I a child of the sun?
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The only one that rules the world, is every little boy or girl. Child, you're the revolution.
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I'm gonna bury your flags, and all your religion. It's a fucking drag to hear all your bitchin'.
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When I was young, standing in the kitchen. And all the hatred was on my television.
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Mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue? Mother, tell me, cause I'm the revolution. Mother, tell me, are there wars to be won? Can you tell me?
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Mother, tell me, am I a child of the sun? The only one that rules the world, is every little boy or girl.
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Mother, tell me, am I a child? You're the revolution.
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You're the revolution, child, mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue, mother, tell me, cause I'm the revolution, mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue, mother, tell me, cause I am the revolution, mother, tell me, are there wars to be won?
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Can you tell me, am I a child of the sun, the only one that rules the world, is every little boy and girl, child, you're the revolution.
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I know, I'm so short, it's like I can sit on a stool and stand up at the same mic stand.
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How do you all feel about Angie Aparo right now?
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And all the people watching on live stream, my phone's blowing up, they're saying, this Angie Aparo guy is unreal.
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He's the only guy I've ever run into that has that kind of intensity.
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And it sounds like your voice is strong, man, so can you rattle off a few more, man?
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And then Faith Hill heard it and she covered it.
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If I had just one tear running down your cheek, maybe I could cope.
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Maybe I'd get some sleep if I had just one moment at your expense.
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Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain I gave.
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If your love could be cash, honey, I would hold the key.
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And you'd hunt, and those lies, they'd be all you'd ever find.
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That'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.
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And baby, I would feel just a little less pain I gave.
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Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain I gave.
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All right, we're gonna, well, I'll go out with this one because they gotta help me sing,
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And you're gonna help me sing when you know where it is.
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And you're gonna help me sing when you know where it is.
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A rockin' man burnin' out as fuels up here alone.
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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid.
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And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead.
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And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead.
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Wow, usually you have to be, that's good, you all knew that
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Song's been going out for like 50 years, so we finally know the words
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I mean, I don't do many covers, but I know two.
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Because your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk.
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And just get out of my house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear.
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I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair.
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Your mom busted and she said, what's that noise?
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Remember when I told you I think this guy might be an alien?
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it is insane who said that yeah the guy with the big beard back over there it's it's and for that
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to look crazy to you is quite a feat i'll tell you that son right now because you look pretty
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damn crazy yourself i'll tell you can i request my favorite angie apparel song and then we'll let
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this man go tonight on this live stream if you're watching this live stream you're watching turd
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stock 2023 and it won't be the last one can i get a hell yeah we love america we love the people in
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it we support our vets our active duty our police and fire and all the hard-working people that make
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this country great can i get a hell yeah can i get an amen i'd like to request my favorite angie apparel
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song angie this is the first song that i ever heard from you that came through the stereo of my old
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dodge truck when i was brand new in town when i thought you were a girl
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and it's one of the greatest songs i've ever heard in my life man i mean honestly
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we had to track him down try to figure out what this guy was he was down in georgia around atlanta and
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we're just like i don't even care i remember me and big kenny driving down to a concert that angie
02:08:06.200
he was opening for somebody at a at a show we pulled in backstage we got back there and we see
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angie apparel shake his hand we go hey we're big and rich and we love you man what the hell's going
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on with you dude that's when we became friends that that was back in the day so it's quite an honor man
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to have your voice on this stage at redneck riviera as a part of this live uh live stream for for turd stock
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and can you sing a song my favorite song about the aliens and and by the way if you're gonna sing a
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song about the aliens can i sing the harmony part i'll take that mic ladies and gentlemen one of the
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most incredible vocalists you've ever heard in your life give it up for mr angie apparel
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thank you all so much thank you john you know it's crazy um this song is actually about it's it's it's
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kind of strange because i guess the artist is sort of looking forward hopefully at times but this is
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sort of about where we are right now about ai becoming our families you know and taking over
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our families so i wrote this 20 years ago about kind of technology destroying families
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so unfortunately it's true unfortunately the shit's coming true
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hey angie do you love america hell fucking yeah why why do you love america so much because i'm free
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to experience to speak yeah yeah because you don't look like the average patriot in my mind
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i think patriotism crosses all lines don't you i think anybody that wants to be free and wants to be
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left alone that's pretty much what we have in common would you agree with that of course there's no one
02:10:00.020
leaving the country can you imagine there's no one leaving the country that's true yeah there's no
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one leaving nobody no one even even the fancy schmancy actresses and actors and singers that say
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well by god if donald trump's an ex-president i'm leaving i ain't seen one of them leave yet have you
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never leave they'll never leave it's too it's too powerful man the idea of individual freedom was
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given to us by god man it's like a thing like people are drawn to it you know so they're not
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they're never going to leave they're all coming america is the reason people come not the reason
02:10:38.760
people leave absolutely yeah absolutely this man loves his country and his country loves him
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thank you john one more shot of that jaeger one more shot no one more shot of jaeger
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as i told you before this man walked up i said i think he might be an alien i've never heard anybody
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sing like this man sings or have the intensity that he has listen look him up go download his records
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angie apparo he's got some of the greatest bodies of work anybody's made in the past 20 years it's my
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pleasure to sing on this next song son tell us about a spaceship yeah well i i yeah i kind of wrote this
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years ago and it it is sort of about what's happening now unfortunately about technology sort of trying to
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infiltrate the family and it's about this boy who doesn't want to join the cult of technology the
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spaceship and he's trying to avoid it but even his mother his father everyone's like you're wrong
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the boy's wrong but the boy's right and unfortunately that's where we're at right now
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are you gonna walk around with a silly grin and a bubble on your head
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it was a big parade everybody got laid and they burned all the books and the chevrolets and they grow
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if you get tired if you get tired of satellite flyers and fame let you down
02:13:13.060
but i just wanna walk around with a dollar bill and a coat that never sheds
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there was a holiday for the underpaid everybody got a haircut and lemonade and they smiled just like it was their father
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if you get tired of satellite flyers and fame let you down
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there's so many stories hey man i'm sorry joe this is just a song
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first of all i just want to say uh... thank you
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for saying what we all think uh... on twitter and true social
02:16:39.380
but i'd like to invite cat chert up onto the stage right now for anybody that's never seen this man
02:16:45.860
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage the one and only
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you don't have to you know what you know what you know what's been happening to this guy
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going down the slide holding up some secret documents and yeah they don't mess with him at all
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hey i i don't mind just i don't mind taking all the arrows and punches for you guys
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a death threat just another day at the cat turd ranch
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as we continue tonight listen i made some phone calls i called big kenny big kenny showed up
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i called jeffrey steel how about jeffrey steel tonight
02:18:45.060
and then i called this guy you ain't never heard of angie aperro a round of applause for angie aperro
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so would i steer you wrong at this point of the live stream would i do that to you
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who in my opinion listen when you hear her sing
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you're gonna feel like you just laid your head down on a big old plate of biscuits and gravy
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she is a stand-alone guitar player singer songwriter
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and if you want to talk about a deep conversation sit down with this girl one time
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change your life i'm telling you right now i asked her to come to this she don't do a lot of
02:19:57.220
things like this she's one of those people behind the scenes that you never hear about
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but tonight she's going to be on the scene right in front of this crowd
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welcome to the stage miss leslie satcher come on miss leslie
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i might ask you a couple questions about songwriting because i don't know anybody that writes a song
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and by the way ladies isn't it nice to see a lady represented up here tonight at turd stock
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oh there it is you can call it just like that that's good thank you for being here before
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before you play your first song would you tell them what songwriting is all about like
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how do you write a really great song man well first of all you try to be like john rich
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you work hard to be like john rich that ain't true it is true because you just lay your heart
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out on a piece of paper you don't try to fool nobody by making up stuff you just tell the
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truth i'm from texas so that's what we do welcome welcome we might make it a little bit colorful
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for you i might put some icing on it but i'm going to tell you the truth and uh jr and i've been
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here a long time together in this town and and learning kind of from some of the same people and
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then coming up at the same time and it's been a blessing hadn't it john
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hey baby don't blame me if i can't get loving you right
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yeah baby don't blame me if i can't get loving you right
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hey my mama was a hippie and my daddy was a rolling stone
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yeah my mama was a hippie y'all daddy was a rolling stone
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now it don't matter what you call me my middle name is gone
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i'll tell you i'll tell you i was born in gypsy boots with a guitar on my back
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i got a rebel soul i got an attitude honey just like a johnny cash man this is just another town
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but i'm only passing through i get around baby in my gypsy boots with a love
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i don't want to rock no babies but baby i will rock you
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i don't want to rock no babies but cowboy i will rock you
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and i was born in gypsy boots with a guitar on my back
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i got a rebel soul i got an attitude honey just like john rich man this is just another joy and i'm only passing through
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now i make country songs i'ma kind of make you cry
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lord i make country songs i'ma kind of make you cry
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i might hang on your redneck rivier whiskey i might leave you high and dry
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that day i was born in gypsy boots with a guitar on my back
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just like you son this is just another joy and i'm only passing through
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So this song right here taught me that music will follow you all around the world
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They told me later they were an Irish folk punk rock country band
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And all the women had on men's clothes in that band
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He said what do you think your granddad would think about it
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Would you mind singing your favorite Patsy Cline song
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There was a little old recording studio down here
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Now let me tell you something about songwriters.
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So I forgot the words in that one segment there.
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When we were singing in church, she said, you keep going.
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You put something about the blood and the cross in it, you get them to the altar, that's your job.
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I forgot the words in the middle of that verse there, but I didn't think the blood or the cross was going to work,
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So that's the only time you'll hear that one verse.
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I'll tell you what, I'll leave you with this song right here because it's been really good to me.
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This is for Mr. John Ridge, who's been a long-time friend of mine,
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and for a really long-time friend of mine, and musical hero, and musical influence,
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and a guy who comes to my house to eat chicken fried steaks sometimes, Mr. Larry Gatlin.
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Honky tonks on city limits, man, I'm still right there, and I'm singing above the crowd and the noise.
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Sometimes I feel like Jesse James, still trying to make a name,
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I was a young troubadour when I rode in on a song.
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Is there anything else we could ask Leslie to sing while she's here?
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And she's a badass guitar picker by the way too
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Than the President of the United States remembers
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correctness has taken away our liberties this country once again oh it's threatened by tyranny
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do you want to be fair or do you want to be free
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they might come from me in the day tonight put me in my put me in my place but the constitution gives me the right to keep my family safe
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hey I don't want to be fair oh I want to live free
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political correctness has taken away my liberties in this country once again oh it's threatened by tyranny
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f-r-e-e-d-o-m what part of that don't they understand
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thank y'all so much god bless you all thank you thank you mr john rich
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thank you so much and cat turd let's give it up for carmen one time
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you're welcome back anytime at the redneck riviera i can tell you that much
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that's real country right there folks that is real country real country
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all right you ready for our last round of uh of country music up in here tonight
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i saved the best for last because ain't nobody i've ever met in my life
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in my life anyway i'm a country music fan any country music fans out there
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so uh this guy wrote him and he sang him and he's been around for a minute he's been my mentor
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for a long long time i'd like to bring up to the stage
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you're gonna have to phony your crap up a little bit
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no i you know there's some great country singers
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you know most of mine came true and the ones that didn't come true
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weren't mine after all they were somebody else's
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looks just like the one taylor swift pretends to play
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i'm sorry you thought taylor was actually playing that guitar
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larry gatlin this guy's getting ready to come up
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lots of people are having watching parties right now
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no the fbi just thought they'd pick on a guy called cat turd
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can you even believe what the hell has happened in our country at this point
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if you told the greatest generation back in the day
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you know the most dangerous people in the world
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you know the most dangerous people in the world
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but they're starting to stand up a little bit stronger right now
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to actually walk up to my house and walk up into my yard
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like you've seen when you step into an american's backyard
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and i'm glad that cat turd wanted to put this thing on
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one of the greatest talents that ever walked through nashville
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put your hands together for mr larry gatlin one time
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they were only here ten to six when i was watching
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all i have to do is pull that thumb safety on that night
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it's nice to have domestic terrorist Larry Gatlin up on the stage tonight
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i said i've always felt strange about wearing it
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and my friend general colin powell said private
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ain't ain't nothing more patriotic than rodeos right
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oh honey houston houston means the last day of the turn we're through
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god in the heaven above know i love what i do for a living i really do
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oh but houston houston means that i'm one day closer to you
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well singin at the world's biggest rodeo sure was a great time for me and the guys
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oh but when i'm away from you honey time always and never flies
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sleepin all alone in that holiday hotel show it's california blue
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here i am houston and i'm one day closer to you
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everybody now houston houston means that i'm one day closer to you
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houston means the last day of the turn we're through
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houston houston means that i'm one day closer to you
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hey you know what it's john richie's redneck rivier
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you can sing the old cow cross the road way down in arkansas if you want to
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but i'd be honored if you'd sing one of my songs
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well you might know this one larry you might know it
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in the center bank in the middle of beverly hill