In the Litter Box - TURDSTOCK '23 - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 453

00:00:00.000 And what a crazy name. Why would anybody call themselves Cat Turd? I mean, really?

00:00:06.640 It tells you a lot about him, man. He's got a great sense of humor and he loves this country

00:00:11.400 and he just he just want to get out there and be heard, you know, and First Amendment and all that

00:00:16.580 stuff. And sure enough, you look up here in 2023 and Cat Turd's got millions and millions and

00:00:23.140 millions of people that tune in to him every day. So we thought, man, it would be fun to

00:00:30.940 take a little break from the action, all the negativity out there in the world. Let's make

00:00:35.800 some music. Let's have some fun. Let's have a cocktail in the afternoon, man, and just forget

00:00:41.340 our troubles for a minute. And that's how Turdstock was born. Can I get a yee-haw one time?

00:00:47.140 You're sitting in the Redneck Riviera, second and Broadway, third and Broadway right here

00:00:56.120 in Nashville, Tennessee. This is where we love our veterans, our active duty, our police,

00:01:01.260 our fire, all the great American heroes in our country. This bar stands for them. Without

00:01:07.580 them, there would be no America. Can I get a hell yeah to that one time? I'd like to thank

00:01:14.160 our staff, Lacey, Pete running sound over here, my buddy TJ back in Arkansas, and our buddy

00:01:21.120 Gio right over here who's running all the cameras. He's a patriot too. From Detroit, Michigan, we

00:01:26.880 got a real Yankee up in the house right there. We love you, Gio. So without further ado, I'd

00:01:33.580 like to introduce the man of the hour. The man who this event is named after, and I hope

00:01:41.120 this is not the final Turdstock. I hope this is a yearly thing. He's never been seen before

00:01:49.540 in person, only as the icon of a cat flipping you the bird. But it's my pleasure to welcome

00:02:00.300 a real patriot, and by the way, a veteran of the United States military, a veteran. And

00:02:09.120 he says what you're thinking. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Cat Turd!

00:02:17.540 Hey, hey, hey. Is the Cat Turd Army out there or what? Hey, I'm not going to talk long, because

00:02:27.300 the longer I talk, the more music there's not going to be. Let's get it on.

00:02:31.000 I meant a few words. All right. I'd like to introduce my partner in rhyme. I've been making

00:02:39.820 music with this character for a long time. He hails from the great state of Virginia, the

00:02:46.640 universal minister of love, Mr. Big Kenny. How you doing, Big Kenny?

00:02:58.180 Fantastic, brother John. We'll turn these guitars out loud, right? Got to be big and rich level.

00:03:11.060 Bring mine on up. There it is. Kenny, what do you feel like singing for these folks?

00:03:18.600 A little Wild West show, our very first single. We're celebrating the 20th year of the release

00:03:25.220 horse of horse of a different color. Yes, we are.

00:03:27.780 One, two, three, four.

00:03:32.420 I'm feeling like Tonto, riding a Pinto, trying to chase a lone ranger down. I'm a little unraveled,

00:04:00.420 but I'm still in the saddle, crying your name out to the cloud. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.

00:04:15.940 Why don't you meet me back at the teepee? We'll lay down by the campfire. And there in the dark night,

00:04:26.740 we'll smoke the peace pipe. Forget about who's wrong or right. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.

00:04:38.680 Oh, yeah. It was a big showdown. Oh, yeah. We stood our ground. Shot out the lights. It got a little crazy. Don't want to see us go the way of the buffalo.

00:04:53.460 Don't want to have another Wild West show. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.

00:05:05.400 Only forgiveness will finally end us. There won't be a witness if we both fall. There's never a hero in a battle of egos. There's never a winner of the quick job.

00:05:21.460 Oh, yeah. It was a big showdown. Oh, yeah. We stood our ground. Shot out the lights. It got a little crazy. Don't want to see us go the way of the buffalo. Don't want to have another Wild West show.

00:05:49.460 Oh, yeah. It's like a ghost town without you around. Why can't we just forget right up in the sun?

00:06:13.460 Cut off in the sunset

00:06:29.460 Give me some more Big Kenny, Pete

00:06:32.460 Y'all feel like singing with Big and Rich for a minute? What?

00:06:37.460 Let's see what you got

00:06:39.460 Let's see

00:06:40.460 Here was a big showdown

00:06:42.460 Oh yeah, we stood our ground

00:06:44.460 Shot out the light

00:06:46.460 It got a little crazy

00:06:48.460 Don't wanna see us go the way of the buffalo

00:06:54.460 Don't wanna have another Wild West show

00:06:58.460 Hey y'all

00:07:00.460 Hey y'all

00:07:04.460 Hey y'all

00:07:06.460 Hey y'all

00:07:08.460 Hey y'all

00:07:12.460 Come on

00:07:14.460 I'm feeling like Tonto

00:07:16.460 Riding a Pinto

00:07:18.460 Trying to chase a Lone Ranger down

00:07:24.460 Are you having a big and rich time at church doc?

00:07:34.460 Yeah

00:07:36.460 Are you having a big and rich time at church doc?

00:07:46.460 Yeah

00:07:48.460 Hey Pete turn us up

00:07:50.460 Yeah

00:07:52.460 Remember me and Big Kenny are halfway deaf

00:07:54.460 Because we've been playing save a horse

00:07:56.460 Ride a cowboy for a long time

00:07:58.460 That's a loud song

00:08:00.460 Kenny

00:08:02.460 John

00:08:04.460 Yesterday was Veterans Day

00:08:06.460 Yes

00:08:08.460 I just wonder in this room

00:08:10.460 And around the country

00:08:12.460 How many veterans do we have in attendance?

00:08:14.460 Please raise your hand if you're a veteran

00:08:16.460 Yes sir

00:08:18.460 Yes sir

00:08:20.460 Yes sir

00:08:22.460 We'd like to say thank you for your sacrifice

00:08:26.460 And thank you for your service

00:08:28.460 To our country

00:08:30.460 We still have a country to argue about

00:08:32.460 In the first place

00:08:33.460 Can I get a hell yeah

00:08:34.460 For that one time?

00:08:41.460 This song

00:08:42.460 Is a song Kenny and I wrote

00:08:44.460 Many years back

00:08:47.460 After a little trip that we took

00:08:49.460 Early in our careers

00:08:50.460 Before anybody knew who we were

00:08:52.460 To a little town called

00:08:54.460 Deadwood, South Dakota

00:08:56.460 If anybody's ever been up in that part of the world

00:08:58.460 Yeah

00:09:01.460 We were up there singing late one night

00:09:05.460 And we noticed this bartender in the back of the room

00:09:09.460 And he was hard to miss

00:09:11.460 Wearing a big old top hat

00:09:13.460 Had a white ponytail all the way down to his belt

00:09:17.460 And covered in Grateful Dead tattoos

00:09:20.460 Can you picture this guy?

00:09:21.460 Yeah!

00:09:23.460 Oh yeah

00:09:25.460 So when we got through singing

00:09:26.460 And we sat down at his bar

00:09:29.460 Introduced ourselves

00:09:31.460 And he told us his name was Niles Harris

00:09:34.460 And that he was a Vietnam veteran

00:09:36.460 And we said well we're big and rich

00:09:39.460 He goes nice to meet you

00:09:41.460 Yeah?

00:09:43.460 And as we dug a little deeper

00:09:45.460 This man began to tell us a story

00:09:48.460 About a battle that he was in

00:09:49.460 On November 8th, 1965

00:09:52.460 In War Zone D in Vietnam

00:09:54.460 And on November 8th, 1965

00:09:59.460 30 Americans were overrun

00:10:03.460 By over 1,200 Viet Cong

00:10:06.460 And they killed every last one of our boys that day

00:10:10.460 Except for our buddy Niles and two others

00:10:12.460 But they shot him up so bad

00:10:16.460 That he came back to the States

00:10:19.460 And he spent two years

00:10:22.460 At Walter Reed Medical Center

00:10:24.460 Getting over his injuries

00:10:26.460 But would you like to know

00:10:28.460 What that boy did

00:10:30.460 When they finally discharged him out of Walter Reed?

00:10:32.460 I'm asking Church Doc would you like to know

00:10:38.460 What the boy did

00:10:40.460 When he walked out of there now?

00:10:45.460 He lived out of that hospital

00:10:48.460 And he signed up

00:10:50.460 And he did three more tours

00:10:52.460 Of Vietnam for the United States Army

00:10:54.460 Is what he did

00:10:56.460 He's a hero

00:10:58.460 So we wrote a song about him

00:11:00.460 We dedicate this song to him

00:11:03.460 All of our active duty

00:11:05.460 All of our veterans

00:11:07.460 The boys and girls overseas in harm's way

00:11:10.460 And the 13 plus

00:11:12.460 That never came back from Afghanistan

00:11:15.460 They will never be forgotten

00:11:17.460 This is called the 8th of November

00:11:19.460 I said one, two, three, two, two, three, eight

00:11:21.460 He said goodbye to his mom

00:11:40.460 As he left South Dakota

00:11:43.460 To fight for the red, white, and blue

00:11:45.460 He was 19 green

00:11:48.460 With a new M16

00:11:50.460 Just doing what he had to do

00:11:54.460 He was dropped in the jungle

00:11:57.460 Where the choppers would rumble

00:12:00.460 With the smell of napalm in the air

00:12:03.460 And then the sergeant said

00:12:06.460 Look up ahead

00:12:08.460 Look up ahead

00:12:12.460 Like a dark, evil cloud

00:12:14.460 Twelve hundred came down on him

00:12:18.460 And twenty-nine more

00:12:20.460 Well, they fought for their lives

00:12:23.460 But most of them died

00:12:25.460 In the 173rd airborne

00:12:27.460 On the 8th of November

00:12:31.460 The angels were crying

00:12:33.460 As he carried his brothers away

00:12:37.460 With the fire raining down

00:12:40.460 And the hell all around

00:12:42.460 There were a few men left standing that day

00:12:46.460 Saw the eagle fly

00:12:48.460 Through a clear blue sky

00:12:51.460 1965

00:12:54.460 The 8th of November

00:12:55.460 The 8th of November

00:13:04.460 Now he's 78

00:13:06.460 And his ponytail's gray

00:13:08.460 But the battle still plays in his head

00:13:12.460 He limps when he walks

00:13:14.460 But he's strong when he talks

00:13:17.460 About the shrapnel they left in his legs

00:13:20.460 He puts on a gray suit

00:13:22.460 Over his airborne tattoo

00:13:25.460 As he ties it on one time a year

00:13:28.460 And remembers the fallen

00:13:31.460 As he orders a tall one

00:13:34.460 And swallows it down with his tears

00:13:37.460 Y'all sing it!

00:13:39.460 On the 8th of November

00:13:41.460 The angels were crying

00:13:43.460 As he carried his brothers away

00:13:45.460 With the fire raining down

00:13:49.460 And the hell all around

00:13:51.460 There were a few men left standing that day

00:13:55.460 Saw the eagle fly

00:13:57.460 Through a clear blue sky

00:14:00.460 1965

00:14:03.460 The 8th of November

00:14:05.460 The 8th of November

00:14:06.460 I saw the eagle fly

00:14:11.460 Through a clear blue sky

00:14:21.460 1965

00:14:22.460 eagle fly through a clear blue sky 1965 on the 8th of November the angels are

00:14:37.340 crying as he carried his brothers away with the fire raining down and the hell

00:14:45.620 all around there were a few men left standing that day on the 8th of November the

00:14:54.200 angels are crying as he carried his brothers away with the fire raining down and the hell

00:15:03.380 all around there were a few men left standing that day saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky

00:15:13.100 1965 the 8th of November

00:15:21.200 the 8th of November

00:15:29.920 on the 8th of November

00:15:32.200 he said goodbye to his mama

00:15:39.700 as he left South Dakota to fight for the red white and blue

00:15:45.800 he was 19 and green with a new M16 just knew what he had to do

00:16:00.800 friends brothers and sisters it would appear it's come that time of turd stock already that we should do a toast together

00:16:17.320 Lord knows we have so much to celebrate man and count our blessings on a on a daily basis and

00:16:24.900 and uh you know our service members are one of those great reasons just got off the phone with Niles

00:16:31.000 um the other day the 8th of November he

00:16:33.000 he came out of back surgery once y'all know that and he's doing great so he's kicking butt

00:16:37.000 he's doing good he's doing all right

00:16:38.860 he's doing all right so um to all those who've served

00:16:41.860 being army navy air force marines coast guard national guard

00:16:46.000 to all those who serve here at home our police officers our firefighters our emergency service workers and our school teachers

00:16:52.100 pray tell

00:16:54.100 to all them we want to salute them with one of the greatest words ever and that word yes it's f-r-e-e-d-o-m

00:17:00.100 so if you've got a bottle a can a cup or a hand hold it high in there and on the count of three let's say that word freedom so loud

00:17:06.100 to hear it across the streets the blocks the state lines and the big ponds are you ready

00:17:10.900 on the count of three turd stock give me freedom say one two three

00:17:15.360 freedom

00:17:16.160 drink it down patriots drink it down

00:17:19.640 how about we sing a song together one time

00:17:27.740 i bet cat turd knows this song too

00:17:30.720 this is a song we all learned when we were little kids

00:17:35.560 growing up in this great country kindergarten first grade i promise you

00:17:41.160 back then anyway you learned this song

00:17:44.400 let's see if you remember it

00:17:47.160 sing god bless america

00:17:52.100 land that i love

00:17:58.060 stand beside her

00:18:01.620 and guide her

00:18:04.700 come on

00:18:05.700 through the night with the light from above

00:18:10.300 let me hear you

00:18:11.300 from the mountain to the prairie to the ocean white with foam sing it jimmy say god bless america my home sweet home

00:18:34.300 come on church duck

00:18:41.300 my home sweet home

00:18:45.300 put your hands together for america one time right here at the redneck riveo with big kenny

00:18:51.900 Kenny. So Kenny, we can sing whatever we want to up here, right? We can sing whatever we want to.

00:19:06.100 That's okay. What do you feel like doing, Ken? I'm sorry, what'd you say in the microphone?

00:19:14.160 He said, how about we do one of the craziest songs we've ever written? Yeah. Okay. That could be several, but which one are you talking about?

00:19:27.580 It's historical and historical, and it's called Pocket. Oh, In My Pocket? Oh, I love that one.

00:19:33.820 Y'all will probably catch right on to it. If you do, feel free to sing along. Okay.

00:19:37.940 Oh, man.

00:20:07.940 Now I'm going to fly it to the moon with you.

00:20:20.860 No matter how hard I try, I can never remember every word in the dictionary.

00:20:37.940 But I've got a friend who can. You ought to call him Superman. Come on!

00:20:45.980 I just call him my buddy, and sometimes we drink beer.

00:20:54.860 I never told you I could walk on water. Walk on water.

00:21:00.860 But if you've got a quarter, friend, you know I'll give it a try.

00:21:06.940 And if you want to, you can take my hand. Oh, you can take my hand. Yeah, I bet you can.

00:21:19.180 See, you can walk on water with me.

00:21:27.180 And if you've got a candy machine.

00:21:31.100 Won't you make something sweet and good like they do out in Hollywood.

00:21:43.020 Or maybe we could rent a penthouse suite.

00:21:47.020 Or maybe we could rent a penthouse suite.

00:21:51.060 It don't matter if we need. It don't matter if we've got no money.

00:21:55.060 It don't cost nothing to dream.

00:21:59.100 I never told you I could walk on water. Walk on water.

00:22:05.100 Walk on water.

00:22:06.100 But if you've got a quarter, friend, you know I'll give it a try.

00:22:12.100 And if you want to, you can take my hand. Oh, you can take my hand.

00:22:22.100 Yeah, I bet you can. See, you can walk on water with me.

00:22:34.100 I ain't never gonna be afraid to say what I want to say.

00:22:42.100 Even if it sounds a little crazy.

00:22:51.100 Crazy like cat turn. Crazy. Crazy like cat turn.

00:22:56.100 In my pocket, my pocket, my pocket.

00:23:01.100 I've got a little rocket, a rocket, a rocket.

00:23:05.100 I took it and I lit it, I lit it, I lit it.

00:23:09.100 And now I'm gonna fly it to the world.

00:23:12.100 Sing it with us.

00:23:13.100 In my pocket, my pocket, my pocket.

00:23:17.100 I've got a little rocket, a rocket, a rocket.

00:23:21.100 I took it and I lit it, I lit it, I lit it.

00:23:25.100 And now I'm gonna fly it to the world with you.

00:23:39.100 Are you having a good time so far?

00:23:49.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:51.100 Got my rocket parked out back.

00:23:53.100 Anybody who wants to take a flight later on, we're going.

00:23:57.100 Kenny, tell the folks where you come from and what makes up a Big Kenny anyway.

00:24:03.100 Because you're the only one of you I've ever met.

00:24:05.100 Would you like to hear this guy's story for a second?

00:24:07.100 It's pretty interesting.

00:24:09.100 Big Kenny at Turdstock.

00:24:11.100 I mean, that's like two made up things together.

00:24:13.100 But they're both totally real.

00:24:15.100 Yeah, yeah, I'm real.

00:24:17.100 Believe it or not.

00:24:18.100 Believe it.

00:24:19.100 Hey, yeah, so my name is William Kenneth Alfin, AKA Big Kenny.

00:24:26.100 I'm a farm boy from Culpeper, Virginia.

00:24:30.100 We today still raise cattle there and have an event space.

00:24:35.100 Now we do weddings also on our farm.

00:24:38.100 That's seven generations of farm there.

00:24:41.100 My father, his father before him, all those.

00:24:45.100 The house I was raised in was actually built before the American Revolution.

00:24:49.100 Wow.

00:24:51.100 My father was one of six brothers, nine total children.

00:24:55.100 Five of them served in the U.S. military.

00:24:59.100 My older uncle, Thomas, was blowed up in half-tracked in World War II.

00:25:05.100 My dad, by the time he came out, he came out of Korea.

00:25:10.100 He was the youngest of the last one.

00:25:13.100 To this day, you know, we're still trying to operate and carry on that legacy.

00:25:17.100 Back in the mid-'90s, I realized that there might be some other thing that I was supposed to be doing in life

00:25:24.100 besides, you know, having my arm up a cow, you know, delivering a calf.

00:25:30.100 Although I'm your man if you need somebody to do your cattle work.

00:25:34.100 But the fact that Big Kenny had to stick his arm up a cow's ass prepared him for the music business, ladies and gentlemen.

00:25:43.100 He totally knew what to expect.

00:25:45.100 Yeah.

00:25:46.100 Just on the other end, but you know.

00:25:47.100 So little did I know how well I was being prepared to come to Nashville, Tennessee.

00:25:52.100 They just don't wear the glove, but hey.

00:25:55.100 So the mid-'90s, you know, I came to Nashville and, you know, just started like everyone else.

00:26:04.100 You know, you just show up at a club somewhere and see if you can get up and play a song.

00:26:07.100 The next thing you know, you're writing songs every day.

00:26:09.100 Just thing you know, 1998 rolls around and you're running this guy named John Rich.

00:26:14.100 Can everybody make some noise?

00:26:16.100 From Amarillo, Texas.

00:26:18.100 My brother from another mother.

00:26:20.100 Make some noise for John Richa.

00:26:24.100 The original cowboy, Stevie Wonder.

00:26:30.100 We started doing this little thing, you know, around that time called the Music Mafia.

00:26:35.100 That kind of blew up quite a few artists.

00:26:38.100 Gretchen Wilson also being one of those there that day.

00:26:41.100 And you all probably recall us coming out right around 2004 when we were out on tour with Tim McGraw.

00:26:47.100 And our second single came out and then things just kind of the world lifted wide open.

00:26:53.100 That horse was called Sable Horse Rock Cowboy.

00:26:56.100 Oh, and Horse of a Different Color, that album, Horse of a Different Color.

00:26:59.100 So, yeah, man, you know, I'm a family guy now.

00:27:02.100 I got kids.

00:27:03.100 You know, I love my family, love my wife, love all my friends.

00:27:06.100 I love this from sea to shining sea.

00:27:09.100 I love the country that I live in.

00:27:12.100 I highly believe in creation over destruction.

00:27:16.100 I highly believe in creation over destruction.

00:27:18.100 I believe we can all have this ability to lift each other up in such a great way, man.

00:27:23.100 And I just hate to see anything that tears anybody down in any way, shape, or form.

00:27:27.100 I don't care wherever they are.

00:27:28.100 Because you love everybody.

00:27:29.100 In God's eyes, we're supposed to love one another, and that's it.

00:27:34.100 So, you know, I'm as protective of all the things around me as the next guy.

00:27:38.100 But, you know, the first thing I'm going to do is try to put forth as positive as I can into the world.

00:27:45.100 So, there you have it.

00:27:46.100 Don't you love this guy?

00:27:47.100 That's Big Kenny.

00:27:48.100 See?

00:27:49.100 He never gets to tell the whole story.

00:27:51.100 Yeah, so that's a little bit of it.

00:27:53.100 Pretty good.

00:27:54.100 You remember that one night I kissed you right on the lips?

00:27:58.100 I remember.

00:27:59.100 Neither do I.

00:28:00.100 No.

00:28:03.100 What do you want to hit him with, Ken?

00:28:05.100 Your call.

00:28:07.100 I tell you what.

00:28:08.100 Can I make a Big Kenny request?

00:28:10.100 Because this is one of the best songwriters ever walked through Nashville.

00:28:13.100 Standing to my right.

00:28:15.100 He's got hundreds of songs that you've never heard.

00:28:19.100 And since this is live streaming, by the way, thank you to all of our folks watching live stream right now.

00:28:25.100 If you're watching on this, post this link.

00:28:27.100 Forward it.

00:28:28.100 Say, you guys are missing a show, man.

00:28:30.100 Big and rich.

00:28:31.100 Post the link.

00:28:32.100 Send it forward.

00:28:33.100 All right.

00:28:34.100 Big Kenny, I would like to hear your song called Bob.

00:28:40.100 It's called Bob.

00:28:42.100 This is a song that we sing on the bus late at night, sometimes after the show.

00:28:46.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:47.100 And it's, I find it to be profound.

00:28:49.100 Profound, okay.

00:28:50.100 Yes.

00:28:51.100 All right.

00:28:52.100 Can you play us some Bob?

00:28:53.100 Here's profound for you.

00:28:54.100 And by the way, this was recorded by the man himself, Willie Nelson.

00:28:58.100 Well, I once knew a pirate named Bob.

00:29:13.100 B-O-B Bob was a drunken old slob.

00:29:18.100 B-O-B Bob, about as dumb as a rock.

00:29:22.100 But Bob, he made it to the top.

00:29:27.100 He said, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.

00:29:36.100 You have your lemons and I'll have my life.

00:29:40.100 It's funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes.

00:29:48.100 You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.

00:29:52.100 I'll swing from mine.

00:29:53.100 I'll swing from mine.

00:29:54.100 I'll swing from mine.

00:29:55.100 I'll swing from mine.

00:29:59.100 He said, I'd rather make love than war.

00:30:04.100 And I'd rather make millions than to ever be poor.

00:30:09.100 But I'd rather be happy than to have any more.

00:30:14.100 I'm a little tangled in my life.

00:30:15.100 I'm a little tangled in my life.

00:30:16.100 I'm a little tangled in my life.

00:30:21.100 Yeah, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.

00:30:27.100 You have your lemons and I'll have my life.

00:30:32.100 It's funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes.

00:30:36.100 You have your lemons and I'll have my life.

00:30:37.100 You drink your whiskey and I'll sip my wine.

00:30:38.100 Oh, you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime.

00:30:39.100 And we'll have my wine.

00:30:40.100 You have your lemons and I'll have my wine.

00:30:41.100 You drink your whiskey and I'll sip my wine.

00:30:43.100 Oh, you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime.

00:30:54.100 And we'll all be happy sometime.

00:30:55.100 Happy sometime.

00:30:56.100 You drink your whiskey and I'll sip my wine

00:31:00.100 Oh, you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime

00:31:04.100 And we'll all be happy sometime

00:31:08.100 Happy sometime

00:31:12.100 Yeah, you swing from your tree

00:31:16.100 And I'll swing from mine You have your lemons

00:31:20.100 And I'll have my limes It's funny

00:31:24.100 We all act like monkeys sometimes

00:31:28.100 You swing from your tree

00:31:32.100 And I'll swing from mine

00:31:36.100 I'll swing from mine

00:31:40.100 I'll swing from mine

00:31:44.100 I'll swing from mine

00:31:48.100 I'll swing from mine

00:31:54.100 It's pretty good, huh?

00:31:58.100 And that's a story about a fella named Bob

00:32:00.100 What do you think, Cat Turd?

00:32:02.100 Do you like Bob?

00:32:04.100 Thumbs up from Cat?

00:32:06.100 You are Bob, man. You're Bob

00:32:08.100 He's a Bob

00:32:10.100 Bob, it's a palindrome, man

00:32:12.100 Absolutely

00:32:14.100 Let's do one more song

00:32:16.100 We've got a lot of talent coming up on this live stream

00:32:18.100 Listen, we've got Hall of Fame

00:32:22.100 Not Hall of Fame level

00:32:24.100 Hall of Famers that are coming up on this stage

00:32:26.100 Songwriting Hall of Fame

00:32:28.100 Country Music Hall of Fame

00:32:30.100 Like some massive talent

00:32:32.100 That nobody ever gets to see

00:32:34.100 Coming up here on the stage at the Redneck Riviera

00:32:36.100 But before we bring them up

00:32:38.100 We've got to play one more Big Kenny

00:32:40.100 And I've got to ask

00:32:41.100 Where are all the country girls

00:32:43.100 At the Redneck Riviera right now?

00:32:47.100 See if you know this one

00:32:48.100 Three, four

00:32:53.100 Oh yeah

00:32:54.100 Hey, well I walk into the room

00:33:00.100 Passing out hundred dollar bills

00:33:02.100 And it kills and it thrill

00:33:04.100 Like the horns on my Silverado grill

00:33:07.100 How about the farm triple round the crown

00:33:10.100 Everybody's getting down in this town

00:33:13.100 What? It ain't never gonna be the same

00:33:15.100 Y'all sing it

00:33:17.100 Cause I saddle up my horse

00:33:19.100 As I ride into the city

00:33:21.100 I make a lot of noise

00:33:23.100 Cause the girls they are so pretty

00:33:26.100 Be ridin' up and down Broadway

00:33:28.100 With my old stud Leroy

00:33:30.100 And the girls say

00:33:31.100 Save a horse, ride a cowboy

00:33:34.100 Everybody say

00:33:36.100 Save a horse, ride a cowboy

00:33:39.100 Hey, well I don't give a damn

00:33:42.100 About nothin'

00:33:43.100 I'm singin' and bling blingin'

00:33:46.100 While the girls

00:33:47.100 Sing it girls

00:33:48.100 What?

00:33:49.100 Save a horse

00:33:50.100 I'm the next town

00:33:51.100 And I wouldn't trade old Leroy

00:33:52.100 Or my Chevrolet

00:33:53.100 Or your Escalade

00:33:54.100 Or your freak parade

00:33:55.100 I'm the only John Wayne

00:33:56.100 Left in this town

00:33:57.100 And I'm saddled up my horse

00:33:59.100 And I ride into the city

00:34:01.100 I make a lot of noise

00:34:03.100 Cause the girls they are so pretty

00:34:06.100 Be ridin' up and down Broadway

00:34:08.100 With my old stud Leroy

00:34:09.100 And the girls say

00:34:10.100 Save a horse ride a cowboy

00:34:13.100 And the girls say

00:34:14.100 Save the horse, ride a cowboy

00:34:16.100 Everybody say

00:34:17.100 Save the horse, ride a cowboy

00:34:21.100 I'll give it up for Big Kenny

00:34:23.100 One time up in the redneck with you.

00:34:29.820 What you got, son?

00:34:31.800 Well, I'm a thoroughbred, that's what she said.

00:34:34.260 In the back of our truck bed as I was getting bubbled on suds.

00:34:38.600 Out on some back country road.

00:34:40.680 Oh, we were flying high, flying as wine.

00:34:43.820 Having ourselves a bigger risk.

00:34:45.800 I was going about as far as she'd let me go.

00:34:48.780 Get your hands up, come on.

00:34:50.340 But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation

00:34:54.640 had me begging for salvation all night long.

00:34:58.360 Get him up.

00:34:59.640 Well, I took her out gigging frogs.

00:35:02.200 Introduced her to my old bird dog.

00:35:04.640 Sing her every Willie Nelson song, I could thank y'all.

00:35:07.320 And we made love, and I saddled up my old.

00:35:11.120 And I ride into the city.

00:35:13.660 I make a lot of noise, cause the girls, they all so pretty.

00:35:17.700 I be riding up and down Broadway, my old stud Leroy.

00:35:22.460 And the girls say, save us, ride a cowboy.

00:35:26.900 Everybody say, save us, ride a cowboy.

00:35:31.520 What?

00:35:32.280 What?

00:35:33.040 Save us, ride a cowboy.

00:35:35.800 Last time, everybody sing it.

00:35:37.820 Save us, ride a cowboy.

00:35:39.960 We're big and rich at Turtstock.

00:35:43.500 Mr. Big Kenny.

00:35:47.120 Mr. John Ritcha.

00:35:51.480 God bless y'all.

00:35:52.540 Thank you, Big Kenny.

00:35:53.700 Thank you, John.

00:35:54.540 You ready to keep the music rolling here for a minute?

00:35:56.860 We got to keep this going.

00:35:57.940 You having fun so far?

00:36:00.500 I got to get Cat Turt back up on the stage.

00:36:03.060 Come on up back up here, Cat Turt.

00:36:04.800 Come on up.

00:36:05.300 Come on up.

00:36:05.380 Come on up, Cat Turt.

00:36:09.360 Now, for folks who are just turning in to this live stream and you haven't seen Cat Turt yet

00:36:16.060 because nobody's ever seen the man, the myth, or the legend, ladies and gentlemen, welcome

00:36:20.520 to the Redneck Riviera stage, Cat Turt.

00:36:25.020 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:36:26.380 Hey.

00:36:29.280 Which mic do I use?

00:36:30.440 How y'all doing tonight?

00:36:34.780 Who wants to do a shot with me?

00:36:36.620 Shot?

00:36:39.920 So, Cat.

00:36:41.080 Yes.

00:36:43.540 People don't know this about you.

00:36:45.260 Not many people know this, but you're a musician.

00:36:48.420 I am.

00:36:49.180 You played music up and down the Redneck Riviera, the actual geographical, if there is such a

00:36:54.580 thing, and there is.

00:36:55.460 The Redneck Riviera, so Panama City Beach, and Gulf Shores, and Destin, and up down through

00:37:01.520 there.

00:37:01.740 Oh, yeah.

00:37:02.040 You played some of the best jamming, southern rock, slammed into jazz kind of stuff.

00:37:08.020 A great guitar player, y'all.

00:37:09.460 This guy's an actual straight up musician.

00:37:13.180 Come on now.

00:37:14.080 Y'all can get louder than that.

00:37:16.940 Yeah.

00:37:17.500 That's what I'm talking about.

00:37:18.720 And that's why we wanted to do something musical, because just tell us for a minute, Cat, how

00:37:24.640 do you feel every day being Cat Turd and dealing with the nonsense that you've got to talk about,

00:37:30.380 man?

00:37:30.620 I mean, does it wear you out?

00:37:32.620 Yeah.

00:37:35.360 The fact I'm sitting up here with you right now, it's nuts.

00:37:39.740 I also want a big shout out to my co-host of my podcast, Jules.

00:37:44.960 Let's go.

00:37:45.560 Come on.

00:37:50.120 She's out in Hollyweird right now.

00:37:54.300 So, let's really, you know, a big shout out to Jules, and she's live streaming this.

00:38:00.180 She's behind the scenes right now.

00:38:01.940 And do you listen to the end of the little box?

00:38:04.820 All right.

00:38:06.080 All right.

00:38:10.060 What'd you say?

00:38:11.840 I love you, too.

00:38:13.120 Hey, I came here, you know, I'm a Florida boy, but I decided to win in Rome, you know,

00:38:19.040 you got to look like a country.

00:38:19.880 I'm going to come up here with John Rich.

00:38:21.040 I'm going to look country.

00:38:22.140 End of story.

00:38:23.400 I think he looks hot.

00:38:24.940 Ladies, do you think he looks hot?

00:38:28.180 I told you, I said, I said you look like Charlie Daniels' long lost nephew, man.

00:38:33.220 Pretty badass.

00:38:35.200 I love it.

00:38:36.060 So, I brought some special guests for you, Kat, for Turdstock.

00:38:41.040 This next guy is in the Country Songwriters Hall of Fame.

00:38:46.840 Wow.

00:38:47.420 That's a big damn deal.

00:38:48.900 In a town that is built on songwriters, there's tens of thousands of people in this town that call themselves songwriters.

00:38:56.860 There's a ton of great ones.

00:38:58.480 This guy's in the Hall of Fame.

00:39:01.320 He follows you on Truth, and he follows you on Twitter.

00:39:04.860 Wow.

00:39:05.500 And I called him up, and I said, would you mind doing a few songs for Turdstock?

00:39:10.580 And he goes, hell yeah, I'll be there.

00:39:12.360 So, this boy, originally from California, back when California was great, back in the day.

00:39:20.960 Yeah, we got another California man back there.

00:39:23.520 He comes from the old California, been in Nashville a long time.

00:39:28.560 Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the most talented human beings, not only that walked through Nashville, that ever walked.

00:39:38.960 And you're about to see what I'm talking about.

00:39:40.960 Welcome to the stage, Hall of Fame songwriter and extraordinary patriot, Mr. Jeffrey Steele.

00:39:48.940 Put your hand.

00:39:52.620 Thank you, my old friend, John Rich.

00:40:04.800 Jeffrey Steele.

00:40:06.800 Hi, buddy.

00:40:07.580 Good to see you, man.

00:40:09.020 Thank you for everything that you say, my friend.

00:40:15.180 And I am a world-famous Hall of Fame songwriter, which means you have no idea who the hell I am and probably don't give a shit.

00:40:27.200 That's all right.

00:40:27.920 I don't care.

00:40:30.040 You got me in there?

00:40:30.840 You got me in there?

00:40:32.120 Oh, yeah.

00:40:34.120 I washed my guitar this morning and put it in the dryer.

00:40:36.880 The preacher man said, it's the end of time.

00:41:01.240 In the Mississippi River, she's going dry.

00:41:15.960 The industry's up and the stock market's down.

00:41:19.220 And you're going to get mugged if you go downtown.

00:41:31.180 But I live back in the woods, you see.

00:41:34.660 The woman and the kids and the...

00:41:36.220 I said the woman and the kids and the...

00:41:39.220 I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive, and a country boy and a country girl can survive, too.

00:42:04.340 Country folk can survive, country boy can survive, too.

00:42:21.180 I wrote this song back in 2015.

00:42:28.660 Everybody looked at me like I had three heads, which is usually what happens when I write a song.

00:42:37.520 But I was looking at the world back then and going, what the hell is going on?

00:42:43.940 And nobody would touch this song.

00:42:45.720 I said, no one's ever going to record this song.

00:42:48.140 And then we got to 2020, and the shit really went down, right?

00:42:52.800 And I get a call one day.

00:42:57.880 You know how you have an iPhone and you don't know who it is, and it says maybe?

00:43:04.260 I always get one that says maybe John Rich.

00:43:06.340 I'm like, oh, John Rich calling it.

00:43:09.240 But it said maybe Eric Church.

00:43:12.200 And it was five years after I wrote this song.

00:43:15.840 And he called me up and said, hey, man, I'm cutting that song you wrote.

00:43:18.560 I'd like to play for you right now.

00:43:23.080 You ready?

00:43:23.320 I'm going to play for you.

00:43:53.320 Hey, that's not even part of the song.

00:44:04.460 That was free.

00:44:05.480 Take me on up to Detroit City.

00:44:29.380 Jails are full and the factory's empty.

00:44:31.680 Mama's crying, young boy's dying, under that red, white, and blue, still flying.

00:44:40.360 Drop me off in Baltimore, where every other window's got a plywood board.

00:44:45.860 And dreams become drugs and guns.

00:44:48.600 And the only way out is to shoot or run, yeah.

00:44:53.540 Stick that in your country zone, take that one to number one, and get the whole world singing along.

00:45:02.600 Stick that in your country zone.

00:45:06.600 Stick that in your country zone.

00:45:07.300 Take that one to number one.

00:45:12.300 And get the whole world.

00:45:13.300 Sing that in your country zone.

00:45:14.300 Sing that in your country zone.

00:45:19.300 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

00:45:20.860 Come on up in Baltimore, man, coming back from war.

00:45:22.540 Twenty-three going on fifty-four.

00:45:23.660 He lost a friend beside his hand.

00:45:26.660 Got a baby girl you'll never see again.

00:45:29.360 Stick that in your country zone.

00:45:31.080 your country song. Take that one to number one, and get the whole world singing along,

00:45:37.680 y'all. Stick that in your country song.

00:45:54.240 Light the arrow, pull the bow, shoot that fire right through my soul. Hit my pry,

00:46:00.900 fist up high, wanna feel the rush, wanna feel alive. Come on, I wanna pound the dash,

00:46:07.560 stop the gas, drive too fast, rock me hard, stop my heart, and blow the speakers right. Blow the

00:46:17.660 speakers right out of this car. Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one,

00:46:35.320 and get the whole world singing along, y'all. Stick that in your country song.

00:46:41.980 All right.

00:46:48.640 All right.

00:46:50.640 All right.

00:46:56.640 All right.

00:47:03.300 All right.

00:47:19.300 And give me one about a teacher who's trying to change a life or two. She'll be rocking out all night with you. Tomorrow she'll be back in that red

00:47:25.960 brick school. Where the kids are climbing off the walls. It's scary walking down the hall. She's under

00:47:32.620 paid. She's overworked. Come on. Shout one out to her.

00:47:39.280 Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one, and get the whole world, get the whole world.

00:47:46.280 You know what?

00:47:47.940 I'm talking about a teacher who's trying to change a life or two. She'll be rocking out all night with you.

00:47:53.940 Tomorrow she'll be back in that red brick school. Where the kids are climbing off the walls. It's scary walking down the hall.

00:47:57.280 Come on! Die.

00:48:00.220 Come on! Come on! Shout one out to her. Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one and get the whole world, get the whole world, get the whole world singing along. Stick that in your country song. Take that one to number one and get the whole world singing along. Stick that in your country song.

00:48:25.120 that in your country song.

00:48:36.440 Woo!

00:48:39.560 Hey.

00:48:41.360 Hey, hey, Aaron's not coming, right?

00:48:43.980 Okay, just y'all play the song.

00:48:46.460 I didn't know.

00:48:49.100 Okay, I wrote this song.

00:48:53.640 I got this phone call.

00:48:55.120 In April, I think it was, I guess it must have been 2021.

00:49:04.840 And it was from Ira Dean.

00:49:06.060 Anybody know Ira Dean, the band Trick Pony?

00:49:09.780 Great guy.

00:49:11.320 And it was my day off that day, and he called me up and said,

00:49:13.960 Steele, we got to write a song today.

00:49:16.300 I said, man, it's my day off.

00:49:17.460 Now I've been writing 10 days straight, I'm taking the day off.

00:49:21.800 He goes, I'm getting together with Aaron Lewis today.

00:49:23.640 All right, you guys got any good ideas?

00:49:31.900 He goes, yeah, I got a pretty good one.

00:49:34.460 So I said, okay, I'll come over.

00:49:35.820 So I went over there.

00:49:36.620 And we started talking.

00:49:41.000 And I know Aaron, I was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2013.

00:49:45.980 And so quick music business story.

00:49:49.800 Yeah, I wrote a lot of songs for Rascal Flatts.

00:49:54.800 But they weren't around to come and sing my song when I got inducted.

00:49:58.260 So I called Aaron Lewis, and he came and sang What Hurts the Most when I got inducted.

00:50:02.540 It was the coolest thing ever.

00:50:03.860 He killed it.

00:50:04.660 And we've been friends ever since then.

00:50:07.180 So we got together.

00:50:08.140 We started writing a song, and it was really crappy.

00:50:14.020 And we all knew we were writing a crappy song.

00:50:17.280 And so I went out into the backyard at Aaron's house, and I was walking around in his backyard.

00:50:21.520 I'm looking at my phone.

00:50:22.540 You know, I got all my shits on my phone.

00:50:24.240 I stumbled on this line that I had, and Aaron wanted to write a song for his fans.

00:50:33.060 He goes, I'm not trying to write a hit song.

00:50:34.440 I'm just trying to write a song for my fans.

00:50:37.540 My fans love America.

00:50:40.200 My fans love Donald Trump.

00:50:46.960 My fans know.

00:50:49.700 My fans know he is the last stand we have against all of this crap.

00:50:54.240 And so I told him this title that I had, and he just kept saying, I want to sing it to my fans.

00:51:07.800 Because they feel the same way I do.

00:51:11.120 So I told him my title, and he looked at me, and his eyes lit up.

00:51:14.240 He goes, all right, this other piece of shit, we're done with this.

00:51:18.160 And we wrote this song.

00:51:21.360 And I'll never forget, Ira was on the row with him, and Ira called him up, or called me up, and said, oh, my God, Steele.

00:51:27.800 He's playing the song.

00:51:28.980 He doesn't even know the words yet.

00:51:30.080 He's got them on a stool, and he's singing it, and the crowd's on their feet singing along.

00:51:34.220 I went out and bought a jet ski that day.

00:51:38.780 Am I the only one here tonight, shaking his hair, thinking something ain't right?

00:52:05.040 Is it just me?

00:52:07.400 Am I losing my mind?

00:52:10.360 Am I standing on the edge of the end of time?

00:52:16.460 Am I the only one?

00:52:19.500 Please tell me I'm not.

00:52:22.560 Thinks they're taking all the good we got and turning it back.

00:52:28.200 Well, I'll be damned.

00:52:30.560 I think I'm turning into my old man.

00:52:38.300 Am I the only one willing to bleed?

00:52:44.440 Take a bullet for being free.

00:52:47.680 Screaming, what the fuck, at my TV.

00:52:53.460 Telling me, are you telling me?

00:52:57.520 Am I the only one willing to fight for my love of the red and white and the blue burning on the ground?

00:53:11.240 Another statue coming down in a town near you, watching the threads of old glory come undone.

00:53:21.800 Am I the only one, ain't brainwashed, making his way through the land of the lost?

00:53:37.460 Still gives a shit and worries about his kids while they try to undo all the things Trump did.

00:53:46.460 Am I the only one, can't take no more screaming?

00:53:52.020 If you don't like it, there's the fucking door.

00:53:56.320 This ain't the freedom we were fighting for.

00:54:00.320 It was something more.

00:54:02.760 It was something more.

00:54:04.620 Am I the only one willing to fight for my love of the red and white and the blue?

00:54:14.820 Burning on the ground.

00:54:18.700 Another statue coming down in a town near you, watching the threads of old glory come undone.

00:54:30.780 I'm not the only one.

00:54:35.320 I can't be the only one.

00:54:47.760 Oh, oh, oh.

00:54:53.100 Am I the only one who quit singing along?

00:55:02.020 Every time they play a Springsteen song

00:55:07.460 Am I the only one still sitting here

00:55:21.220 Still holding on, holding back my tears

00:55:26.260 For the ones who paid with the lives they gave

00:55:31.280 God bless the USA

00:55:34.340 I'm not the only one willing to fight

00:55:40.380 For my love of the red and white and the blue

00:55:46.660 Burning on the ground, another statue coming down

00:55:52.380 In a town near you, watching the threads of all glory

00:55:58.500 Come on down

00:56:01.560 I'm not the only one

00:56:09.560 Can't be the only one

00:56:19.560 I'm not the only one

00:56:24.620 Keep going?

00:56:39.680 I've got a whole bunch of them.

00:56:40.880 You tell me when.

00:56:43.620 All right.

00:56:45.180 You want to hear one you know or what do you want to hear?

00:56:48.440 Okay.

00:56:49.260 Are you guys okay right now?

00:56:51.180 I'm not sure I'm okay

00:56:56.280 I'm not sure Cat Turd's okay

00:56:57.940 Because the way this man writes and the way he sings will rattle you down to your American bones

00:57:04.240 Huh?

00:57:09.700 Jeffrey

00:57:10.140 Man, you've been in this town a long time

00:57:13.600 You've been, you've lived in different places

00:57:16.300 Before you sing the next song

00:57:18.340 Just, you're a poet man

00:57:20.720 Give us your thoughts

00:57:21.840 On your family

00:57:23.720 The country

00:57:25.460 How you feel every morning when you wake up

00:57:27.700 And lastly

00:57:28.940 Why are songs important to this situation?

00:57:32.260 Huh?

00:57:33.060 Can he just talk for a minute?

00:57:34.520 Because this guy is something else

00:57:35.860 Jeffrey Steele, y'all

00:57:37.200 Thanks, John

00:57:40.680 And I love John

00:57:41.800 John

00:57:42.480 John has saved my life

00:57:44.240 I don't know if he knows or not

00:57:45.780 But he's saved my life about ten times

00:57:47.500 And

00:57:47.700 He's talking about family

00:57:50.040 And

00:57:50.340 We lost our youngest son when he was 13 years old

00:57:54.240 In an accident

00:57:54.980 And it was, it's been 15 years now, you know

00:57:57.460 And

00:57:57.800 When I was in like the depths of my, you know

00:58:01.060 Bottle in my mouth and gun to my head phase

00:58:05.380 I guess you can call it that

00:58:07.160 He called me up and made me come do this TV show with me

00:58:12.120 When was that?

00:58:12.640 Like 2007 or 8?

00:58:14.520 It was like right after my boy died

00:58:16.320 I was like, dude, I can't do that

00:58:17.900 I can't do this

00:58:18.900 I just, I need to get out of this shit for a while

00:58:21.700 And he goes, you gotta do it

00:58:23.700 You need to do it

00:58:24.960 You gotta do it

00:58:26.880 And he kept pulling me

00:58:28.500 And I did it

00:58:29.980 And it was like first step

00:58:31.780 Of just, you know

00:58:34.660 You lose a child

00:58:36.540 That's like losing your arms and your legs

00:58:37.980 And everybody telling me to go run the race

00:58:40.280 You know, and you're like, I can't

00:58:41.300 He goes, no, you have to

00:58:42.400 I can't

00:58:43.260 He's like, you have to

00:58:44.040 And so I never forgot that

00:58:46.540 And I love you to the core of

00:58:49.200 And then through the years

00:58:51.980 Through the years

00:58:52.640 Every time

00:58:53.240 Every time I'm

00:58:54.020 Every time something's going on

00:58:55.860 Or I'm feeling low

00:58:56.620 I don't know what to do

00:58:57.480 I'll get a

00:58:57.860 Somehow get a text from John

00:58:59.440 I don't know if that's God

00:59:00.260 Working through

00:59:01.380 I swear to God

00:59:02.160 He's like, Jeff, you wanna do the blah, blah, blah

00:59:04.000 I'm like, shit, I can't believe he called me

00:59:05.720 I was having a worse day

00:59:07.520 And, and, and, and

00:59:08.760 But all that to say

00:59:10.260 God

00:59:11.460 Told me

00:59:13.360 To take your worst crap

00:59:15.780 And you just make

00:59:16.900 Go make it good for everybody

00:59:18.180 That you get in front of

00:59:19.280 Cause that's what your life is

00:59:21.600 It's all your life is

00:59:22.860 Is trying to make it good

00:59:24.600 For everybody else around you

00:59:26.140 And, and, and

00:59:27.100 And trying to be true to who you are

00:59:28.640 And, and my family went through

00:59:30.520 A complete, you know

00:59:32.380 Demolition

00:59:33.000 As people know

00:59:33.600 Who've lost people, right

00:59:34.800 So, so I, I had to

00:59:37.080 I had to somehow

00:59:38.460 Figure out what that was

00:59:40.320 And, and, and

00:59:40.920 I think it was really just

00:59:42.420 Because of John

00:59:44.660 And a few other people

00:59:45.440 That pointed

00:59:45.880 I started this charity

00:59:47.200 And my whole life

00:59:48.280 Started changing

00:59:48.800 New people starting

00:59:49.540 To come into my life

00:59:50.300 And, and, and

00:59:51.380 God is so great

00:59:52.280 God is so great

00:59:53.060 But, and then

00:59:55.020 Just the last part of the question

00:59:56.560 About the songs

00:59:57.560 Every one of these

01:00:00.340 Can I cuss on TV?

01:00:01.960 Every one of these

01:00:02.620 Fucking, fucking rock stars

01:00:04.780 Every one of these

01:00:07.000 Fucking rock stars

01:00:08.440 Rage against the machine

01:00:10.260 Are you shitting me?

01:00:14.000 No

01:00:14.440 They're not raging

01:00:15.340 Against the machine

01:00:16.040 They're walking hand in hand

01:00:17.140 With Joe Biden

01:00:17.880 Put on your mask

01:00:20.360 Pay us $500

01:00:21.280 And come to our show

01:00:22.400 And make sure

01:00:22.820 You got a fucking vax

01:00:23.800 Fuck you

01:00:25.620 And I don't care

01:00:30.040 Who likes them

01:00:30.760 The Foo Fighters

01:00:32.060 And Neil Young

01:00:32.820 And Bruce Springsteen

01:00:33.880 They're, they were

01:00:35.240 Supposed to be

01:00:35.780 The counterculture

01:00:36.720 They were supposed

01:00:38.540 To be against the man

01:00:40.060 And they're walking

01:00:40.760 With the man now

01:00:41.780 I can go all day

01:00:46.000 But I love singing songs

01:00:53.620 And I'm going to sing

01:00:55.840 This for John

01:00:56.420 I wrote this song

01:00:59.760 For my dad

01:01:00.400 I grew up, y'all

01:01:03.860 In Hollywood, California

01:01:05.140 In the 60s

01:01:07.540 Ronald Reagan

01:01:09.960 Was the governor

01:01:10.620 My dad was a hardcore

01:01:15.980 He was a paratrooper

01:01:16.940 In World War II

01:01:17.740 He was hardcore

01:01:18.900 And I met my girl

01:01:21.520 Out there

01:01:21.980 On the Sunset Strip

01:01:22.980 Playing in a

01:01:23.540 Led Zeppelin

01:01:24.000 Cover band

01:01:24.660 And we're still married

01:01:28.420 43 years later

01:01:29.500 We raised four kids

01:01:33.940 And we got three grandkids

01:01:35.080 I told you

01:01:35.500 We lost our youngest son

01:01:36.720 And I wrote this song

01:01:38.220 About my daddy

01:01:38.800 Because my daddy

01:01:39.440 Was a machinist

01:01:40.400 He cut metal

01:01:41.720 My real name

01:01:42.420 Is not steel

01:01:43.140 It's made up

01:01:44.480 My real name

01:01:45.520 Is not steel

01:01:46.320 But let me tell you this

01:01:47.780 My dad cut steel

01:01:48.920 For a living

01:01:49.460 So when he passed away

01:01:51.920 I wanted to honor

01:01:52.800 What he did

01:01:53.420 Because he worked

01:01:54.140 His ass off

01:01:55.300 His whole life

01:01:56.100 And like we do

01:01:57.960 Like you posted up

01:02:00.780 Something about

01:02:01.580 The people who

01:02:03.440 Who just want to be

01:02:05.840 Left alone

01:02:06.380 And live free

01:02:07.200 John, right?

01:02:09.020 And it's true

01:02:11.620 Leave us alone

01:02:12.400 Don't get us angry

01:02:14.800 Don't get us angry

01:02:19.820 Don't get us angry, man

01:02:20.240 Do what you want

01:02:21.920 But leave us alone, man

01:02:23.120 We're good

01:02:24.400 So my dad

01:02:26.840 My dad fired me

01:02:27.960 I worked for my dad

01:02:29.780 And he fired me

01:02:30.460 I said, you can't fire me

01:02:31.440 I'm your son

01:02:32.120 Because you're going to

01:02:33.860 Cut them fingers off

01:02:34.780 On that machine

01:02:35.340 You're not going to be able

01:02:35.900 To play that guitar

01:02:36.580 And my dad always

01:02:38.280 Wanted to be a singer

01:02:38.940 Songwriter

01:02:39.560 His stage name

01:02:41.700 Was Johnny Blackfoot

01:02:42.620 I swear to God

01:02:43.120 That was his stage name

01:02:43.940 And he sent me

01:02:46.380 He fired me

01:02:46.920 And I went off

01:02:47.420 Into the world

01:02:47.800 And I joined him

01:02:48.260 And I said, all right

01:02:48.740 Screw you, dad

01:02:49.400 I'm leaving

01:02:49.820 I was so pissed at him

01:02:51.780 And I left

01:02:53.540 And I grew up

01:02:55.040 In that era, you know

01:02:55.900 I grew up like

01:02:56.500 In the early 70s, you know

01:02:57.680 Down around the corner

01:03:03.140 Half a mile from here

01:03:05.240 See those long train runs

01:03:07.560 And watch them disappear

01:03:09.580 Without

01:03:10.060 Where would you be now

01:03:14.560 Now, now, now

01:03:15.560 Without love

01:03:19.680 Get here

01:03:24.100 Without love

01:03:29.060 Without love

01:03:33.060 Where would you be now

01:03:52.580 So I always had a thing

01:03:58.640 For an E minor

01:04:00.700 I don't know why

01:04:01.520 I love that chord

01:04:02.700 So anyway

01:04:04.480 My dad fired me

01:04:05.940 And there I was

01:04:06.520 I was out on the road

01:04:07.280 For two years

01:04:07.800 My dad got sick

01:04:08.680 He got cancer

01:04:09.780 And then he died

01:04:10.480 And I was even more

01:04:11.260 Pissed at him

01:04:11.900 Because I missed him

01:04:14.080 For two years

01:04:14.800 Of his last two years

01:04:15.840 Of his life

01:04:16.300 So I wrote this song

01:04:18.520 About him years later

01:04:19.420 And then my boy

01:04:21.120 Passed away

01:04:21.680 And this song

01:04:22.140 Came back to me

01:04:22.800 Became my song

01:04:23.860 To sing to myself

01:04:25.780 Every night

01:04:26.360 And heal me

01:04:28.100 And it's healed

01:04:28.600 A lot of people

01:04:29.160 In the world

01:04:29.660 And so I'm going

01:04:32.280 Sing it to you tonight

01:04:33.020 I don't mean it

01:04:33.560 To be sad

01:04:34.020 But it's the saddest

01:04:34.680 It's the saddest song

01:04:35.440 Ever written

01:04:35.900 Unless

01:04:40.660 You're singing it

01:04:42.880 To somebody you love

01:04:43.660 And miss

01:04:44.100 I don't know

01:04:57.420 I love you

01:04:57.480 I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house

01:05:20.400 That don't bother me

01:05:22.660 I can take a few cheers now and let it just

01:05:26.360 Let them out

01:05:28.200 I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while

01:05:33.100 Even love going on with you gone still upsets me

01:05:37.740 There are days every now and again

01:05:40.720 I pretend I'm okay

01:05:42.600 But that's not what gets me

01:05:47.240 What hurts the most

01:05:54.120 Was being so close

01:05:58.080 And having so much to say

01:06:00.860 And watching you walk away

01:06:04.860 And never knowing

01:06:08.780 What could have been

01:06:13.720 And not seeing that love in you

01:06:17.520 Is what I was trying to do

01:06:22.120 It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you

01:06:36.280 Everywhere I go

01:06:38.040 But I'm doing it

01:06:42.780 Hard to force that smile when I see our own friends

01:06:47.780 And I'm alone still harder

01:06:50.740 Getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret

01:06:55.520 But I know if I could do it over

01:06:59.440 I would trade, give away all the words that I say in my heart

01:07:04.640 That I left unspoken

01:07:07.520 What hurts the most

01:07:12.260 Is being so close

01:07:16.260 And having so much to say

01:07:19.040 And watching you walk away

01:07:20.780 And watching you walk away

01:07:23.200 And never knowing

01:07:27.000 What could have been

01:07:31.940 And not seeing that love in you

01:07:36.200 Is what I was trying to do, girl

01:07:41.000 Anybody know it?

01:07:53.960 I can take the rain on the roof of this

01:07:59.600 That don't bother me

01:08:03.700 I can take a few tears now and then

01:08:07.060 And just let them out

01:08:09.700 I'm not a

01:08:11.800 Every once

01:08:14.040 Even though

01:08:16.000 With you gone still upsets me

01:08:19.760 There are days every now and again

01:08:22.880 I pretend I'm okay

01:08:24.880 But that's not what gets me

01:08:27.840 Come on, y'all

01:08:28.400 Way back

01:08:33.600 guitar solo

01:09:03.580 was being so close

01:09:14.820 and having so much to say

01:09:21.600 and watching you walk away

01:09:25.980 and never knowing

01:09:29.980 what could have been

01:09:34.500 could have been

01:09:37.300 should have been

01:09:40.360 and not seeing that

01:09:43.860 love in you

01:09:45.120 is what I

01:09:47.980 was trying to do

01:09:49.920 what hurts the most

01:10:04.920 and not seeing that

01:10:21.380 you can

01:10:23.560 What do you think about Jeffrey Steele so far on Turd Stock 23?

01:10:46.340 Put that camera on Cat for a minute.

01:10:49.140 Cat Turd, what do you think about Jeffrey Steele, man?

01:10:51.840 Thumbs up, thumbs down.

01:10:52.900 What do you think?

01:10:53.560 He said he's about to cry.

01:10:57.000 It's so good.

01:10:58.540 He's a freak of nature.

01:11:00.320 Yes, he is.

01:11:01.840 Listen, when other people do live streams, well, some of them are okay, some of them not so much.

01:11:09.460 This might be the best live stream of the entire year.

01:11:14.700 And we're glad you tuned in.

01:11:16.640 If you're watching this live stream right now, if you're watching this, post this link.

01:11:22.540 Copy and paste that link.

01:11:24.020 Stick it on your social media.

01:11:25.800 Build this crowd up, man.

01:11:27.480 All of America's watching right now.

01:11:29.640 Some great things happening.

01:11:31.140 I think Jeffrey's got a little more lung power.

01:11:37.340 Maybe one more song from Jeffrey.

01:11:39.880 Would you like one more out of this man?

01:11:42.440 Come on.

01:11:43.520 Ladies and gentlemen, Hall of Fame songwriter, Mr. Jeffrey Steele.

01:11:48.880 I'm telling you, Cat Turd, it's life-changing.

01:12:06.200 It's life-changing, man.

01:12:07.640 And the turd, the turd is loose.

01:12:14.280 But it really is, man.

01:12:15.920 It's just, you just keep coming with, it's just the truth.

01:12:23.500 Right?

01:12:24.140 It's just the truth.

01:12:25.300 And it's the same with John.

01:12:26.660 It's the same with you.

01:12:27.960 It's just the fucking truth.

01:12:29.540 And why is that so hard for people to understand?

01:12:36.040 It's like, you can't do that.

01:12:38.340 You know, like, you've got to do it.

01:12:39.900 It's just some certain things you've got to do.

01:12:42.600 I put up this meme the other day.

01:12:44.960 I said, you're either a sheepdog or you're a sheep.

01:12:48.460 Right?

01:12:48.920 You're either a sheepdog or you're a damn sheep, and you're following the damn.

01:12:53.040 Oh.

01:12:53.400 Okay, so anyway, enough of that.

01:12:56.220 So, good Lord.

01:12:58.120 Thank you, buddy.

01:12:59.320 But that song, that last song, everybody in Nashville told me that it would never get played on the radio

01:13:05.460 because it was too slow, it was too sad, and it was too long.

01:13:09.320 Hang on a minute.

01:13:10.320 Hang on a minute.

01:13:11.060 Okay.

01:13:11.860 Are you trying to tell me that the music industry doesn't know what in the hell they're doing?

01:13:18.400 Is that a nice way of saying that?

01:13:20.140 Thank God the artists determine what music comes out, ultimately, and not the industry.

01:13:30.600 Hey, Jeffrey, I'll tell you another act that the music industry said would never come out,

01:13:35.640 a little act called Big and Rich.

01:13:37.840 Yeah.

01:13:38.540 I was there.

01:13:40.080 I was there, and when it did, boy, and it blew sideways, and everybody was like,

01:13:45.800 oh, we love those guys.

01:13:46.960 Oh, we've always loved John Rich, but John Rich has always been John Rich.

01:13:52.060 I can tell you that right now.

01:13:53.280 I've known him since 90, 91, 90-something, early 90s.

01:13:59.500 We go back a long-ass way, but that's the thing.

01:14:04.680 They're always trying to shape you, and they're telling you how to do it,

01:14:08.100 and I started to realize that when people told me my song sucked, I said,

01:14:12.820 that's going to be a number one song.

01:14:13.880 So I'm just going to have to wait until the time catches up.

01:14:18.760 But when they told me that the song sucked, I knew it was number one.

01:14:22.360 But what hurts the most, everybody criticized that song for nine years,

01:14:27.020 and then Rascal Flatts found it.

01:14:28.280 It was a song of the year, the year that it came out.

01:14:31.760 And I've got to tell you this quick little full-life circle story.

01:14:37.700 That year, it made me the songwriter of the year, which is like winning the Super Bowl.

01:14:42.280 Right?

01:14:42.640 You've been there, it's like you're winning the Super Bowl,

01:14:46.200 so I get to go get this big crystal phallic trophy they give you for winning.

01:14:50.880 And that year, Dolly Parton was getting inducted as the music icon of the century,

01:14:56.200 and they gave her like a silver spittoon that said icon on it.

01:15:00.740 So I'm on stage with Dolly Parton.

01:15:03.220 Let me tell you the story.

01:15:06.780 My dad's favorite sing.

01:15:11.000 My dad had passed on, never got to see me chase my dreams.

01:15:13.980 He died in 87.

01:15:15.820 And he was a very young man.

01:15:17.560 And I was just laughing.

01:15:20.100 I go, oh, my God.

01:15:21.080 I'm like, oh, my God.

01:15:22.100 And who else could it be but Dolly Parton all these years later?

01:15:26.800 And I'm standing next to Dolly, and I've got my rented tuxedo on.

01:15:29.600 It was brown.

01:15:31.580 It was an old one, and the lining was ripped in the coat.

01:15:34.680 So I got my arm around Dolly, and the photographer's going,

01:15:38.000 Jeff, you've got to take your arm off of Dolly.

01:15:40.000 It's like your lining's hanging out of your coat.

01:15:42.560 It just looks terrible.

01:15:43.920 I'm like, I'm not taking my arm off of Dolly Parton.

01:15:47.680 And the first thing Dolly said to me, she looks up to me.

01:15:51.940 She goes, Jeffrey.

01:15:53.340 And I looked down.

01:15:53.980 I said, yes, Ms. Parton.

01:15:54.760 She goes, you know, if you just slide your hand down the backside of my dress,

01:15:58.060 your coat won't do that.

01:16:04.640 Hello.

01:16:07.400 So the next day, in the black and white picture in the newspaper,

01:16:10.600 they had a picture of us in the newspaper.

01:16:12.220 You could see the red in my face.

01:16:13.740 I was back there squeezing on her ass.

01:16:17.380 But I could see my dad laughing, you know.

01:16:20.520 And then, like, they were taking a bunch of pictures of us,

01:16:22.880 and we had to get out of there.

01:16:23.740 And finally, she looks at me again.

01:16:25.580 She's got this big silver bucket, and I got this big phallic crystal trophy.

01:16:30.280 And she looks at me.

01:16:31.060 She goes, Jeffrey.

01:16:32.600 I said, yes, Ms. Parton.

01:16:33.560 And she goes, you want to stick that trophy in my bucket?

01:16:41.040 All right, let me get out of here.

01:16:42.880 I wrote this song a long time ago for a couple of hillbillies from Kentucky

01:16:49.260 called Montgomery Gentry and her.

01:16:53.660 And they came to me at a time in my life when everybody was just, like I said,

01:16:56.920 criticizing my songs, and they loved them.

01:17:00.000 And started recording a bunch of them.

01:17:01.740 They ended up producing a bunch of records on them and stuff.

01:17:03.960 But this particular song, I wrote this song in October of 2001, so about a month after 9-11.

01:17:12.460 The planes were starting to get back up in the sky again.

01:17:15.680 And we were in Durango, Colorado.

01:17:19.320 Me and my buddy Reed Nielsen, who's passed away, and I'd like to send this out to him today,

01:17:23.560 because he was a songwriter that taught me a lot about writing songs.

01:17:27.380 Also to T. Roy Gentry, who's passed away.

01:17:30.140 And what a great guy.

01:17:32.500 But so I was in Durango, Colorado at a music festival with my buddy Reed,

01:17:39.980 and we were getting ready to write a song.

01:17:41.940 I took out my guitar.

01:17:44.000 It was right after 9-11.

01:17:45.420 And he asked me about my rental car drive from Albuquerque to Durango.

01:17:50.420 I said, well, you know, it's Albuquerque to Durango.

01:17:52.800 It's a white church steeple.

01:17:54.620 It's a pale blue water tower.

01:17:56.460 It's a red, rusty tractor for sale.

01:17:59.220 He goes, bro, it's America.

01:18:02.880 I said, yeah, it's America.

01:18:06.120 It's America.

01:18:07.700 And then I take out my guitar, you know.

01:18:09.960 And whenever I take out my guitar, I go like this.

01:18:16.820 Just check my tuning, you know.

01:18:20.380 Like right now.

01:18:25.080 And he asked me what I'm playing.

01:18:27.240 I said, I'm just tuning my guitar.

01:18:29.840 He goes, you're tuning your guitar?

01:18:30.880 I said, yeah.

01:18:31.360 He goes, play that like you're playing a banjo.

01:18:33.800 So I'm like, like that?

01:18:38.140 He's like, yeah.

01:18:38.820 And we wrote a song about my rental car drive from Albuquerque to Durango one month after 9-11.

01:18:52.320 There's a four-sale sign on a big old rusty tractor.

01:18:57.320 You can't miss it.

01:18:59.140 It's the first thing that you see.

01:19:02.860 Just up the road, a pale blue water tower.

01:19:06.060 When I love Jenny painted in bright green.

01:19:13.200 Hey, that's my Uncle Ray there by the courthouse.

01:19:18.460 And he'll be lower in the flag when the sun goes down.

01:19:23.260 And this is my town.

01:19:24.680 Yeah, where I was born, where I was raised, where I keep all my yesterdays, my town.

01:19:36.500 Where I ran off, cause I got mad when it came to blows with my old man.

01:19:46.240 This is my town.

01:19:51.320 But I came back to settle down, and it's where they'll put me in the ground.

01:19:58.140 Well, there ain't much going on here since they closed the mill.

01:20:11.580 But that whistle still blows every day at noon.

01:20:17.840 And there's a bunch of us still going down to the diner.

01:20:23.180 And wondering if that interstate's still coming through.

01:20:29.040 But come Sunday morning service at the Church of Christ.

01:20:33.300 Well, there ain't an empty sea to be found.

01:20:39.000 And this is my town.

01:20:44.960 Yeah, where I was born, where I was raised, where I keep all my yesterdays, my town.

01:20:52.240 Where I ran off, cause I got mad when it came to blows with my old man, my town.

01:21:07.220 But I came back to settle down.

01:21:10.140 It's where they'll put me in the ground.

01:21:15.300 My town.

01:21:22.240 Hey, I bought and painted up that rusty tractor.

01:21:48.640 You can't miss it.

01:21:50.060 Sitting right there in our yard.

01:21:54.460 The county came, and they took that water tower.

01:21:59.900 That's my Jenny.

01:22:01.960 With the babies in the car.

01:22:05.500 And we're off to Sunday service at the Church of Christ.

01:22:11.380 And if we want a seat, we'd better leave right now.

01:22:15.620 Maybe later, me and John Rich and Cat Turd, we'll show you around.

01:22:22.860 My town.

01:22:28.880 Yeah, where I was born, where I was raised, where I keep all my yesterdays, my town.

01:22:36.080 Where I ran off, cause I got mad when it came to blows with my old man.

01:22:46.240 This is my town.

01:22:51.420 But I came back to settle down.

01:22:54.480 It's where they'll put me in the ground.

01:22:58.560 It's where they'll put me in the ground.

01:23:03.680 My town.

01:23:10.420 This is my town.

01:23:12.560 This is my town.

01:23:14.260 Thank you.

01:23:15.060 Thank you, John.

01:23:15.860 Thank you, Cat Turd.

01:23:20.260 Jeffrey Steele, put your hands up for this boy.

01:23:27.260 Thank you all very much.

01:23:31.260 Thank you, John Rich.

01:23:32.420 Thank you, Cat Turd.

01:23:34.000 First annual.

01:23:34.840 Way to go.

01:23:36.360 See y'all.

01:23:36.820 how y'all feeling so far let me hear you one time from the redneck riviera yeah good lord

01:23:48.440 i'm not sure there's another human walking around with that much talent

01:23:58.300 per square inch anywhere in our country today let jeffrey steel hear you one more time folks

01:24:05.020 come on so for all you aspiring songwriters out there if you want to be in the songwriters hall

01:24:22.540 of fame all you have to do is that that's it simple you just have to be a walking talking monster that's

01:24:32.820 all for everyone tuning in to turd stock 23 live

01:24:40.740 thank you all for tuning in if you're watching and you think your friends might want to see what's

01:24:49.400 coming next copy and paste that link put it on your social media tell everybody to join in

01:24:55.400 because we got more talent coming up it's quite an honor i got to tell you to have this kind of

01:25:01.120 talent on the stage and cat turd and i became friends during uh the shutdowns during during 2020

01:25:09.840 i started following him and he followed me and we started talking and cat turd says you know

01:25:17.400 the country's so crazy these days everything's just negative negative all the time we need to do

01:25:25.720 something positive for people to look at for a minute i said i totally agree what do you think

01:25:30.520 it ought to be he goes how about we come to nashville and just make a bunch of music until everybody

01:25:35.580 forget about it for a minute i said you got a deal son you got a deal how are we doing so far have you

01:25:43.320 forgot about your problems for a minute i know i have

01:25:48.540 all right this next gentleman coming up here is different than anything you've ever seen and i mean

01:26:01.000 that and all the folks watching on the live stream you will not find somebody that looks like this guy

01:26:07.900 sounds like this guy or writes a song like this guy big kenny and i became fans of his early on

01:26:17.520 i think before we met a record deal we heard this guy on the radio station one afternoon in nashville

01:26:24.200 and when they said the name of the singer they said

01:26:28.840 this is angie aperro and i said wow that girl really sings her ass off she's good

01:26:36.100 so i went this is back when we still had record stores we had tower records here in nashville

01:26:43.500 anybody remember ever actually buying a record those were the days those were the days so i went to the

01:26:52.560 tower record store and i told the guy i said uh yeah i'm looking for this female singer angie aperro he

01:27:00.740 goes oh that's not a female that's a guy that's a man i said ain't no way sings too high no no it is

01:27:09.480 that's a man i said really i said yes and here's the record right here and i bought this record called

01:27:15.780 the american that was his first record and i played it in my truck non-stop i sent it to big

01:27:22.320 kenny i sent it to my brother i sent it to all my friends and we became the biggest fans of this guy

01:27:28.600 matter of fact i'm such a big fan of his that in my will in my will it says

01:27:37.200 if this man outlives me i want him to come sing amazing grace at my funeral that's how much i think

01:27:47.920 about his singing now i don't know how to endorse somebody any stronger than that okay

01:27:54.700 on top of that about two years ago this man

01:28:03.440 had a break in his main artery going to his brain and he almost died

01:28:10.840 when he came to they saved his life he came to he couldn't talk

01:28:18.860 and so he started going to the grocery store and he said john i'd look at a bottle of ketchup

01:28:27.980 ketchup and i couldn't say ketchup i couldn't say it but i could say there's a bottle of ketchup

01:28:35.580 i could sing it i'm gonna buy some lettuce and some hamburger meat

01:28:43.380 said so he would walk to the grocery store and sing what it is he wanted to buy because that part of his

01:28:51.260 brain was still working okay and taught himself how to speak again how to sing again

01:28:58.340 it's one of the most incredible things i've ever heard in my life okay

01:29:06.220 i'm not sure he's from our planet and by the time he finishes you won't be sure either

01:29:13.120 this guy listen his talent is beyond anything i've ever seen his voice moves you to a different

01:29:22.680 place it's my honor to have him here at the redneck viviera for turd stock mr angie aperro come on up

01:29:30.840 angie come on up son good to see you my friend you want to expound upon that story

01:29:43.660 tell him about it well it was uh in when you have aphasia my uh neurologist he kind of didn't know

01:29:52.740 me but he you know he's knew i he heard i was a songwriter and he said uh the brain operates like

01:30:00.900 it can operate in music is one of the only things that up takes both sides of the brain

01:30:04.420 uses both sides of the brain which is kind of amazing why music can change the world literally

01:30:09.420 and change people so he said he said look and i don't know if you can go find anything you can look

01:30:15.740 at that you could might know the word to like ketchup or whatever and just put a melody to it i think it

01:30:21.420 helped me that we're songwriters you know my melodies were terrible but they were but they got

01:30:29.580 me back it was crazy it was like exponential so i connected with uh susan i can't remember her last

01:30:36.300 name now but she's the original siri voice on iphone right so i was using iphone i was using her uh i would

01:30:45.280 i would try to write something and i'd have her say it back to me so i could hear it and it's crazy she

01:30:50.600 said she said she's like apple was sending her all these messages that all these stroke patients

01:30:56.180 were wanting to connect with her for siri to to like help patients like so it was mostly a musical

01:31:01.780 base like it affects your brain and how you look at words and i think it was without that i would

01:31:06.900 have been it would have been years

01:31:08.480 uh let me let me ask you this can can you say at this point uh i love cat turd is that possible

01:31:21.040 can you say i love cat turd well what i figured out later is that i hate ketchup

01:31:26.020 right all right so we're gonna get you hooked up here we're gonna let this rock

01:31:32.740 for all the folks out there tuning in across the country we got tens of thousands of people

01:31:38.240 watching right now thank you for tuning in uh spread this link to your friends we got more music

01:31:44.260 coming this guy right here is like something you have never seen ladies and gentlemen mr angie

01:31:49.540 perro take it so well how are you

01:32:06.560 i want to send so this is crazy so my i come from uh immigrant parent grandparents so this is my um

01:32:20.740 my grandfather's tag from world war one so he died it's kind of crazy because i didn't know they

01:32:27.540 were around but there's his name angie is a nickname for angelo his name is angelo

01:32:32.220 so i find it fascinating that people that come from another world to come to our world they'll

01:32:37.480 fight for it because they know how believe how important it is

01:32:40.500 so anyway i sing i'm going to sing this for him and uh

01:32:45.900 this is called free man

01:32:53.640 hey wouldn't you want to know everywhere that river flowed to right now i can show you how

01:33:20.120 some day you might want to go someday you got nothing to show for all your pain

01:33:30.300 for all your chains well i ain't saying no it's the only way

01:33:40.300 but wouldn't you like to know i'd feel to live like a free man

01:33:54.300 to give when there's nothing in your hand and run like only the river can like a free like a free

01:34:12.300 free like a free man

01:34:19.300 you've only so many roads to choose

01:34:32.300 soon or later the ones you use

01:34:39.300 they all look the same

01:34:41.300 yes someday you might feel the need someday

01:34:45.300 when you're tired of bleeding for someone else

01:34:49.300 someone else you're gonna want it for yourself

01:34:56.300 well i ain't saying no it's the only way

01:35:01.300 why wouldn't you like to know i'd feel to live like a free man

01:35:16.300 Yeah, when there's nothing in your head, no, and run like only a river can, yeah, like a free, like a free, like a free man, yeah.

01:35:46.300 Oh, la, la, la, la, yeah, I ain't sayin' no, it's the only way, no, I ain't sayin', it's the only way, oh, wouldn't you like?

01:36:16.300 No, I feel to live like a free man, to give when there's nothing in your head, and run like only the river can, yeah, like a free, like a free,

01:36:46.280 free, like a free man.

01:36:50.280 Oh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

01:37:12.280 A free man

01:37:16.180 Thank you.

01:37:29.120 Thank you all so much.

01:37:30.680 Thank you.

01:37:33.620 I am an alien.

01:37:36.520 Thank you all so much.

01:37:38.160 Good Lord.

01:37:42.280 Hell yeah, cheers.

01:37:44.720 Thank you, John.

01:37:45.880 Thank you all.

01:37:46.580 Thank you.

01:37:48.320 Fucking happy new year for us.

01:37:53.460 So I got a few songs.

01:37:55.700 I mean, I have a weird career,

01:37:59.540 to say the least.

01:38:04.180 But I made a record a few years ago,

01:38:06.760 and I'm going to play this song for you.

01:38:09.500 It's sort of like I grew up in Florida.

01:38:12.900 And it was just, I know,

01:38:13.720 it's just kind of an amazing,

01:38:16.100 hold on, got important stuff.

01:38:24.580 But it used to be where I could,

01:38:26.080 you know, you could,

01:38:26.960 I have three kids,

01:38:28.160 you could send them out on a bicycle,

01:38:29.900 and they wouldn't be murdered

01:38:30.820 going down the street.

01:38:31.920 But it's a tough world right now.

01:38:34.440 And so I grew up in a very safe place

01:38:37.640 in the 70s,

01:38:38.420 and I lived in central Florida.

01:38:39.980 And me and my friend Phil,

01:38:43.020 I'm sending this out to Phil,

01:38:45.060 one of my best friends

01:38:45.800 when we were growing up.

01:38:47.540 So we were the bicycle kings.

01:38:49.120 We rode through the orange groves,

01:38:50.640 and we had fun,

01:38:51.900 and it was a great time to be a child

01:38:54.040 because you were free and safe.

01:38:56.300 So this goes out to him.

01:39:00.000 We were the bicycle kings,

01:39:16.620 rolling on, rolling on falling leaves.

01:39:22.260 We're swingin' on, swingin' on old, old dreams.

01:39:33.160 And with the crown of moss

01:39:35.600 from our bicycle we tossed

01:39:37.320 hallelujah and joy,

01:39:39.060 hallelujah and joy

01:39:40.660 to the world out there.

01:39:42.260 In cathedral made of dirt and vine

01:39:48.800 With just two kids

01:39:53.380 rule in the summertime

01:39:55.420 La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La.

01:40:02.160 On a country road

01:40:03.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:40:04.420 Where the wild would grow

01:40:08.620 Where the wild would grow

01:40:10.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:40:13.880 There ain't no heavy load

01:40:17.300 Your soul is like a stone, God's rolling down a country road, down a country road, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:40:47.300 We were the bicycle king, in that old swimming pool down by the rotary, we sailed a boat made of air and poetry.

01:41:08.300 And with the crown of balls from my bicycle, we tossed hallelujah and joy, hallelujah and joy to the world out there, the world out there, in cathedral made of dirt and vine, the world out there, just two kids rolling in the summertime.

01:41:35.300 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, on a country road, yeah, yeah, yeah, where the wood would grow, yeah, yeah.

01:41:55.240 Now there ain't no heavy load, your soul is like a stone, God's rolling down a country

01:42:04.720 road, down a country road, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

01:42:22.640 ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

01:42:50.760 Down a country road

01:42:57.400 Down a country road

01:43:04.360 Down a country road

01:43:08.360 Yeah, yeah

01:43:12.360 Thank y'all

01:43:20.840 Thank y'all so much

01:43:23.740 Thank y'all so much

01:43:31.060 What's that?

01:43:42.360 I made him cry

01:43:45.200 Made me cry too

01:43:49.100 I know, it's weird

01:43:52.680 Strap, oh God, it's terrible

01:43:55.480 So, can I ask you

01:43:58.940 Nobody sings like you

01:44:00.680 So, who were the people

01:44:02.500 That you grew up listening to

01:44:04.260 That influenced the way you sing, man

01:44:06.160 I have to know that

01:44:07.220 Van Morrison was one

01:44:10.960 But, you know

01:44:13.200 And he's a fighter, man

01:44:14.360 For freedom

01:44:15.240 I don't know if you've been

01:44:16.320 You know, he's been

01:44:17.020 Bitched at left and right

01:44:18.720 For, you know, fighting

01:44:19.640 But Van was a

01:44:20.940 Is a big influence on me

01:44:22.320 And then a lot of

01:44:23.460 Actually, believe it or not

01:44:25.340 Female singers

01:44:26.360 Oh man, like

01:44:31.060 A lot of jazz singers

01:44:32.420 There's just so many

01:44:35.160 There's too many to mention

01:44:36.060 But it is weird that like

01:44:37.560 I kind of had a falsetto

01:44:39.760 And then I lost it

01:44:41.020 Back in the day

01:44:41.640 I kind of lost my voice

01:44:42.840 Back in the day

01:44:43.440 And I had no range

01:44:44.740 And it came back

01:44:46.300 After years later

01:44:47.100 So I kind of found

01:44:48.520 This other element

01:44:49.380 That I just thought

01:44:50.180 Was really

01:44:50.840 It's like meaningful

01:44:53.160 For me to communicate

01:44:54.140 With music

01:44:54.720 So, but thank you, John

01:44:56.080 Yeah

01:44:56.280 So, I want to do

01:44:58.360 So this is what's crazy

01:44:59.420 Thank you all so much

01:45:00.400 So this is

01:45:01.400 I wrote this song

01:45:02.360 A long time ago

01:45:03.120 It's called

01:45:03.880 Child, You're the Revolution

01:45:04.920 And it's

01:45:05.760 It's really

01:45:08.000 I thought I was writing it

01:45:09.080 For like

01:45:09.600 You know, I was looking

01:45:11.100 At what was happening

01:45:11.780 In the Middle East

01:45:12.540 And this is 15 years ago

01:45:14.620 And I was thinking

01:45:16.820 Like, you know

01:45:17.360 We really need to

01:45:18.220 Not just teach our children

01:45:20.600 But children around the world

01:45:21.620 Like how to not

01:45:22.480 You know, hate

01:45:23.360 But unfortunately

01:45:25.180 I think that has

01:45:25.920 Been indoctrinated into America

01:45:27.660 And I hate

01:45:28.460 It's terrible

01:45:29.300 That I think this song

01:45:30.280 Actually is

01:45:31.220 For America too

01:45:32.380 Unfortunately

01:45:32.960 So we got to like

01:45:34.560 Clean it up

01:45:35.500 Is this feeding back

01:45:38.220 To me

01:45:38.460 In the Middle East

01:45:49.380 To me

01:45:50.000 Kill it up

01:45:50.900 To me

01:45:51.600 To me

01:45:51.960 To me

01:45:53.440 To me

01:45:55.820 I'll

01:45:56.220 To me

01:45:56.960 To me

01:45:57.560 To me

01:45:59.360 To me

01:45:59.640 To me

01:45:59.920 To me

01:46:00.360 To me

01:46:00.780 To me

01:46:00.860 To me

01:46:01.860 All I

01:46:02.260 To me

01:46:02.960 To me

01:46:03.940 To me

01:46:04.620 To me

01:46:05.240 To me

01:46:05.420 To me

01:46:06.000 To me

01:46:06.400 I'll

01:46:07.500 To me

01:46:08.040 When you're young, you take your hand, you say you're from the greatest land, right or wrong, they teach you the song of your people.

01:46:38.040 And in your dreams, they shape your mind, until it seems that one of their kind, and on your tongue, they write the song of your people.

01:47:08.040 Mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue? Mother, tell me, cause I'm the revolution. Mother, tell me, are there wars to be won? Can you tell me, am I a child of the sun?

01:47:27.040 The only one that rules the world, is every little boy or girl. Child, you're the revolution.

01:47:37.040 I'm gonna bury your flags, and all your religion. It's a fucking drag to hear all your bitchin'.

01:47:55.040 When I was young, standing in the kitchen. And all the hatred was on my television.

01:48:07.040 Mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue? Mother, tell me, cause I'm the revolution. Mother, tell me, are there wars to be won? Can you tell me?

01:48:35.040 Mother, tell me, am I a child of the sun? The only one that rules the world, is every little boy or girl.

01:48:46.040 Mother, tell me, am I a child? You're the revolution.

01:48:53.040 OK, I'm the zmianist.

01:49:11.040 You're the revolution, child, mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue, mother, tell me, cause I'm the revolution, mother, tell me, is the love on my tongue, mother, tell me, cause I am the revolution, mother, tell me, are there wars to be won?

01:49:40.560 Can you tell me, am I a child of the sun, the only one that rules the world, is every little boy and girl, child, you're the revolution.

01:49:55.560 I said, child, you're the revolution.

01:50:02.560 I said, child, you're the revolution.

01:50:10.560 Thank you all so much.

01:50:17.560 Thank you all so much.

01:50:30.560 I know, I'm so short, it's like I can sit on a stool and stand up at the same mic stand.

01:50:45.560 Thank you all so much.

01:50:50.560 Thank you, John, for having me.

01:50:52.560 So much good to be here.

01:50:54.560 How do you all feel about Angie Aparo right now?

01:51:00.560 And all the people watching on live stream, my phone's blowing up, they're saying, this Angie Aparo guy is unreal.

01:51:08.560 I said, yeah, I tried to tell you.

01:51:10.560 Tried to tell you.

01:51:12.560 Thank you, buddy.

01:51:14.560 He's the only guy I've ever run into that has that kind of intensity.

01:51:20.560 You know what I mean?

01:51:21.560 You guys feel it when you hear him singing?

01:51:28.560 And it sounds like your voice is strong, man, so can you rattle off a few more, man?

01:51:32.560 It would just be so incredible.

01:51:34.560 God bless you.

01:51:35.560 Welcome to Turdstock and the Redneck Riviera.

01:51:39.560 Mr. Angie Aparo, y'all, come on.

01:51:43.560 Thank you, John.

01:51:44.560 Thank you, John.

01:51:45.560 Thank you, buddy.

01:51:48.560 I did have one hit.

01:51:53.560 I had one hit.

01:51:54.560 Are you going to do Cry?

01:51:55.560 Yeah, we'll do Cry.

01:51:56.560 I'm going to do Cry now.

01:51:57.560 We'll do Cry.

01:51:58.560 So this was actually a song on my record.

01:52:02.560 And then Faith Hill heard it and she covered it.

01:52:05.560 And my ex-wife was happy.

01:52:10.560 No, it was fine.

01:52:13.560 But this is a song called Cry and...

01:52:16.560 Yeah.

01:52:18.560 If I had just one tear running down your cheek, maybe I could cope.

01:52:46.560 Maybe I'd get some sleep if I had just one moment at your expense.

01:52:56.560 Maybe all my misery would be well spent, yeah.

01:53:09.560 Could you cry a little, not just a little.

01:53:16.560 Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain I gave.

01:53:24.560 Now I'm wanting something in return.

01:53:29.560 So cry a little for me.

01:53:34.560 If your love could be cash, honey, I would hold the key.

01:53:46.560 And conceal it underneath.

01:53:49.560 That pile of lies you're handing me.

01:53:52.560 And you'd hunt, and those lies, they'd be all you'd ever find.

01:53:59.560 That'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.

01:54:09.560 Yeah.

01:54:10.560 Yeah.

01:54:11.560 And you'd cry a little.

01:54:15.560 You'd die just a little.

01:54:19.560 And baby, I would feel just a little less pain I gave.

01:54:27.560 Now I'm wanting something in return.

01:54:32.560 So cry a little for me.

01:54:37.560 Give it up baby, a whimper would be fine.

01:54:54.560 Some kind of clue that you're new in time.

01:55:00.560 Some kind of heartache, honey, give it a try.

01:55:11.560 I don't want pity, I just want what is mine.

01:55:18.560 Yeah.

01:55:19.560 Yeah.

01:55:20.560 Yeah.

01:55:21.560 Yeah.

01:55:22.560 Could you cry a little?

01:55:25.560 Just a little.

01:55:28.560 Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain I gave.

01:55:37.560 Now I'm wanting something in return.

01:55:42.560 So cry a little for me.

01:55:49.560 Could you cry a little for me?

01:55:56.560 Cry.

01:55:59.560 La, la, la, la, la, la.

01:56:09.560 Thank y'all.

01:56:10.560 You gotta do Elton.

01:56:11.560 You gotta do Elton.

01:56:12.560 Elton, you gotta do Elton.

01:56:13.560 All right, we'll do Elton.

01:56:14.560 We'll do Elton John.

01:56:15.560 Let's do Elton John.

01:56:16.560 Elton John.

01:56:17.560 All right, we're gonna, well, I'll go out with this one because they gotta help me sing,

01:56:33.560 too.

01:56:34.560 Right?

01:56:35.560 They're good.

01:56:36.560 Yeah.

01:56:37.560 Y'all feeling good?

01:56:38.560 Talk to me, silly freaks.

01:56:40.560 All right.

01:56:41.560 Thank you, buddy.

01:56:42.560 It's delicious.

01:56:44.560 It's just Coca-Cola.

01:56:45.560 Thank you, John, for having me again.

01:56:46.560 I love you guys.

01:56:47.560 Thank you.

01:56:48.560 Amen.

01:56:49.560 So this is a, I covered this song years ago.

01:56:50.560 I'll do it again today or tonight.

01:56:51.560 And you're gonna help me sing when you know where it is.

01:56:54.560 Thank you, John.

01:56:55.560 Thank you, John.

01:56:56.560 Thank you, John.

01:56:57.560 Thank you, John.

01:56:59.560 Thank you, John.

01:57:00.560 Thank you, John.

01:57:01.560 Thank you, John, for having me again.

01:57:02.560 I love you guys.

01:57:03.560 Thank you.

01:57:04.560 Thank you, man.

01:57:05.560 So this is a, I covered this song years ago.

01:57:06.560 I'll do it again today or tonight.

01:57:07.560 And you're gonna help me sing when you know where it is.

01:57:20.560 She packed my bags last night, pre-flight.

01:57:37.560 Zero hour, 9 a.m.

01:57:44.560 I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.

01:57:59.560 I miss the earth so much.

01:58:02.560 I miss my wife.

01:58:07.560 She's lonely out in space.

01:58:13.560 On such a timeless flight.

01:58:19.560 Yeah.

01:58:28.560 And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

01:58:32.560 To touch down, bring me round again to fight.

01:58:35.560 I'm not the man that think I am at home.

01:58:39.560 Oh, no, no, no.

01:58:41.560 I'm a rockin' man, yeah.

01:58:44.560 A rockin' man burnin' out as fuels up here alone.

01:58:49.560 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid.

01:58:57.560 In fact, it's cold as hell.

01:58:59.560 And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead.

01:59:09.560 And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead.

01:59:19.560 I'm a rockin' man.

01:59:20.560 I'm a rockin' man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:59:22.560 I'm a rockin' man.

01:59:24.560 And all the science I don't understand

01:59:32.300 It's just my job five days a week I am

01:59:40.160 A rocket man

01:59:43.580 A rocket man

01:59:51.240 Come on, y'all

01:59:55.760 That's pretty good

02:00:05.820 Now we're going to see what you got, ready?

02:00:15.060 No shit, pretty good

02:00:21.540 Wow, usually you have to be, that's good, you all knew that

02:00:26.900 Song's been going out for like 50 years, so we finally know the words

02:00:31.940 This is Major Tom

02:00:36.460 The ground control

02:00:40.080 This is Major Tom

02:00:44.040 The ground control

02:00:47.600 The papers want to know whose shirt you wear

02:01:06.640 The ground control

02:01:09.420 The papers want to know whose shirt you wear

02:01:13.960 The ground control

02:01:16.800 This is ground control

02:01:20.420 Major Tom

02:01:32.940 Hey

02:01:34.940 Oh yeah

02:01:40.060 No hey

02:01:42.940 Oh yeah

02:01:50.980 Oh

02:01:52.060 Oh

02:01:56.160 Thank you all so much.

02:02:14.480 Thank you, John.

02:02:20.600 Do you want to rock them out?

02:02:22.260 I mean, I don't do many covers, but I know two.

02:02:27.860 This is the other one.

02:02:36.440 Wake up late for school, man.

02:02:38.340 You don't want to go.

02:02:44.360 Ask your mom, please.

02:02:45.840 But she still said no.

02:02:52.260 There's two classes and no homework.

02:02:59.040 Because your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk.

02:03:06.200 You've got to fight for your right.

02:03:13.740 That was pretty good.

02:03:15.040 You pop conscious smokin', man.

02:03:20.940 He said no way.

02:03:22.940 This is really important right now.

02:03:26.460 Because that hypocrite smokes two packs a day.

02:03:34.040 Man, livin' at home is such a drag.

02:03:38.040 D-d-d-d-d-drag.

02:03:41.620 And you all threw away your best poor nomad.

02:03:46.900 Bust it.

02:03:49.000 You've got to fight for your right.

02:03:53.820 The party.

02:03:57.400 Amazing.

02:03:58.820 No one has jobs.

02:04:00.240 No one has jobs.

02:04:02.240 No one has jobs.

02:04:13.020 No one has jobs.

02:04:15.860 determination.

02:04:18.740 The party.

02:04:26.960 That was brilliant.

02:04:27.260 This is really more important now.

02:04:35.200 And just get out of my house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear.

02:04:47.060 I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair.

02:04:51.600 Your mom busted and she said, what's that noise?

02:04:59.600 My mom, you're just jealous, it's the PC boy.

02:05:07.600 Pretty good.

02:05:10.600 You gotta fight for your ride.

02:05:14.600 Japan!

02:05:19.600 So, so good!

02:05:30.600 Party!

02:05:38.600 Party!

02:05:42.600 Party!

02:05:45.600 Party!

02:05:53.600 Party!

02:05:55.600 Party!

02:05:57.600 Party!

02:05:58.600 Party!

02:05:59.600 Party!

02:06:01.600 Party!

02:06:02.600 Party!

02:06:04.600 Party!

02:06:06.600 Party!

02:06:08.600 Thank y'all!

02:06:09.600 Remember when I told you I think this guy might be an alien?

02:06:18.600 he might be an alien

02:06:23.840 it is insane who said that yeah the guy with the big beard back over there it's it's and for that

02:06:34.860 to look crazy to you is quite a feat i'll tell you that son right now because you look pretty

02:06:39.820 damn crazy yourself i'll tell you can i request my favorite angie apparel song and then we'll let

02:06:49.280 this man go tonight on this live stream if you're watching this live stream you're watching turd

02:06:55.760 stock 2023 and it won't be the last one can i get a hell yeah we love america we love the people in

02:07:05.740 it we support our vets our active duty our police and fire and all the hard-working people that make

02:07:12.400 this country great can i get a hell yeah can i get an amen i'd like to request my favorite angie apparel

02:07:24.240 song angie this is the first song that i ever heard from you that came through the stereo of my old

02:07:34.120 dodge truck when i was brand new in town when i thought you were a girl

02:07:40.020 and it's one of the greatest songs i've ever heard in my life man i mean honestly

02:07:51.840 we had to track him down try to figure out what this guy was he was down in georgia around atlanta and

02:07:58.000 we're just like i don't even care i remember me and big kenny driving down to a concert that angie

02:08:06.200 he was opening for somebody at a at a show we pulled in backstage we got back there and we see

02:08:13.640 angie apparel shake his hand we go hey we're big and rich and we love you man what the hell's going

02:08:19.820 on with you dude that's when we became friends that that was back in the day so it's quite an honor man

02:08:25.860 to have your voice on this stage at redneck riviera as a part of this live uh live stream for for turd stock

02:08:33.780 and can you sing a song my favorite song about the aliens and and by the way if you're gonna sing a

02:08:44.120 song about the aliens can i sing the harmony part i'll take that mic ladies and gentlemen one of the

02:08:51.280 most incredible vocalists you've ever heard in your life give it up for mr angie apparel

02:08:57.660 thank you all so much thank you john you know it's crazy um this song is actually about it's it's it's

02:09:07.620 kind of strange because i guess the artist is sort of looking forward hopefully at times but this is

02:09:13.100 sort of about where we are right now about ai becoming our families you know and taking over

02:09:18.360 our families so i wrote this 20 years ago about kind of technology destroying families

02:09:24.680 so unfortunately it's true unfortunately the shit's coming true

02:09:29.980 hey angie do you love america hell fucking yeah why why do you love america so much because i'm free

02:09:38.840 to experience to speak yeah yeah because you don't look like the average patriot in my mind

02:09:47.220 i think patriotism crosses all lines don't you i think anybody that wants to be free and wants to be

02:09:54.240 left alone that's pretty much what we have in common would you agree with that of course there's no one

02:10:00.020 leaving the country can you imagine there's no one leaving the country that's true yeah there's no

02:10:06.060 one leaving nobody no one even even the fancy schmancy actresses and actors and singers that say

02:10:15.820 well by god if donald trump's an ex-president i'm leaving i ain't seen one of them leave yet have you

02:10:22.340 never leave they'll never leave it's too it's too powerful man the idea of individual freedom was

02:10:28.400 given to us by god man it's like a thing like people are drawn to it you know so they're not

02:10:33.160 they're never going to leave they're all coming america is the reason people come not the reason

02:10:38.760 people leave absolutely yeah absolutely this man loves his country and his country loves him

02:10:44.900 thank you john one more shot of that jaeger one more shot no one more shot of jaeger

02:10:54.060 there you go now you're set son thank you john

02:11:01.400 as i told you before this man walked up i said i think he might be an alien i've never heard anybody

02:11:14.100 sing like this man sings or have the intensity that he has listen look him up go download his records

02:11:23.000 angie apparo he's got some of the greatest bodies of work anybody's made in the past 20 years it's my

02:11:30.180 pleasure to sing on this next song son tell us about a spaceship yeah well i i yeah i kind of wrote this

02:11:37.200 years ago and it it is sort of about what's happening now unfortunately about technology sort of trying to

02:11:42.940 infiltrate the family and it's about this boy who doesn't want to join the cult of technology the

02:11:49.960 spaceship and he's trying to avoid it but even his mother his father everyone's like you're wrong

02:11:55.100 the boy's wrong but the boy's right and unfortunately that's where we're at right now

02:11:59.140 life it turns down

02:12:08.480 when you're gonna grow up

02:12:14.600 mama always said

02:12:17.540 are you gonna walk around with a silly grin and a bubble on your head

02:12:23.840 a spaceship landed by the mall

02:12:28.800 it was a big parade everybody got laid and they burned all the books and the chevrolets and they grow

02:12:37.760 so fast they never crawl

02:12:40.900 if you get tired if you get tired of satellite flyers and fame let you down

02:12:53.300 under the wire and over the moon i'm around

02:13:02.500 when you're gonna grow up mama always said

02:13:13.060 but i just wanna walk around with a dollar bill and a coat that never sheds

02:13:19.340 a spaceship landed on the water

02:13:24.340 there was a holiday for the underpaid everybody got a haircut and lemonade and they smiled just like it was their father

02:13:36.740 if you get tired of satellite flyers and fame let you down

02:13:49.700 under the wire and over the moon i'm around

02:13:57.700 there's so many stories hey man i'm sorry joe this is just a song

02:14:12.660 to pay

02:14:24.580 the rent

02:14:27.620 song to pay

02:14:38.260 hey

02:14:42.660 hey

02:14:47.620 if you get tired of satellite flyers and fame

02:14:55.620 let you down

02:15:01.620 under the wire

02:15:03.620 and over the moon

02:15:07.620 i'm around

02:15:09.620 when you're gonna

02:15:22.580 yeah

02:15:24.580 when you're gonna grow up

02:15:26.580 yeah

02:15:29.540 when you're gonna grow up

02:15:31.540 yeah

02:15:33.540 when you're gonna grow up

02:15:37.540 yeah

02:15:39.540 yeah

02:15:41.540 yeah

02:15:46.500 yeah

02:15:48.500 yeah

02:15:50.500 yeah

02:15:52.500 yeah

02:15:54.500 yeah

02:15:56.500 yeah

02:16:09.460 yeah

02:16:11.460 yeah

02:16:24.420 yeah

02:16:26.420 yeah

02:16:28.420 first of all

02:16:29.380 first of all i just want to say uh... thank you

02:16:31.380 for saying what we all think uh... on twitter and true social

02:16:39.380 but i'd like to invite cat chert up onto the stage right now for anybody that's never seen this man

02:16:44.340 he's quite handsome

02:16:45.300 he's quite handsome

02:16:45.860 ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage the one and only

02:16:49.300 cut

02:16:51.380 cat

02:16:54.260 cat

02:16:56.260 cat

02:16:58.260 cat how do you think it's going so far

02:17:00.260 i can't believe

02:17:01.220 i can't believe how good these people are

02:17:03.220 can you

02:17:03.300 this is amazing

02:17:05.220 the guys out of his mind singing huh

02:17:11.220 i'm gonna hit the his notes now ready

02:17:15.220 i can't do it

02:17:17.220 you don't have to you know what you know what you know what's been happening to this guy

02:17:23.220 this guy

02:17:24.580 this guy is sitting there

02:17:26.500 just speaking the truth

02:17:28.420 and they swat him

02:17:30.260 they send a swat team in on cat turd

02:17:34.820 somebody did

02:17:41.060 but nobody sent a swat team in on hunter biden

02:17:44.260 he's sitting out there in malibu

02:17:46.500 with secret service okay

02:17:48.900 he's out there

02:17:50.100 sliding in his buck ass naked britches down a

02:17:53.140 down a

02:17:53.940 slide with a bunch of hookers

02:17:56.660 whatever he's doing

02:17:58.180 going down the slide holding up some secret documents and yeah they don't mess with him at all

02:18:04.580 no they want to mess with cat turd

02:18:07.060 they want to mess with cat turd

02:18:09.060 yeah cat turd what do you say to them

02:18:11.540 what'd you say

02:18:14.980 yeah

02:18:17.140 hey i i don't mind just i don't mind taking all the arrows and punches for you guys

02:18:22.900 a death threat just another day at the cat turd ranch

02:18:26.420 cat turd ranch

02:18:29.940 as we continue tonight listen i made some phone calls i called big kenny big kenny showed up

02:18:40.740 i called jeffrey steel how about jeffrey steel tonight

02:18:44.260 wow

02:18:45.060 and then i called this guy you ain't never heard of angie aperro a round of applause for angie aperro

02:18:56.020 the alien resident

02:18:57.460 so would i steer you wrong at this point of the live stream would i do that to you

02:19:06.180 i would not do that

02:19:09.300 i picked up the phone

02:19:11.700 i called

02:19:13.780 this lady

02:19:16.100 who in my opinion listen when you hear her sing

02:19:21.140 you're gonna feel like you just laid your head down on a big old plate of biscuits and gravy

02:19:34.180 she is a stand-alone guitar player singer songwriter

02:19:45.700 and if you want to talk about a deep conversation sit down with this girl one time

02:19:51.620 change your life i'm telling you right now i asked her to come to this she don't do a lot of

02:19:57.220 things like this she's one of those people behind the scenes that you never hear about

02:20:05.060 but tonight she's going to be on the scene right in front of this crowd

02:20:08.740 and in front of america on this live stream

02:20:11.700 welcome to the stage miss leslie satcher come on miss leslie

02:20:16.660 here she comes

02:20:25.860 appreciate you ma'am

02:20:27.780 come on in

02:20:31.300 plug everything in listen

02:20:34.740 i might ask you a couple questions about songwriting because i don't know anybody that writes a song

02:20:40.020 deeper or better than leslie satcher

02:20:44.100 and by the way ladies isn't it nice to see a lady represented up here tonight at turd stock

02:20:49.700 hell yeah

02:20:52.740 check everything let's make sure it's all hot

02:20:54.660 check check check sounds good to me no

02:20:58.100 give her some guitar there son

02:20:59.620 oh there it is you can call it just like that that's good thank you for being here before

02:21:07.620 before you play your first song would you tell them what songwriting is all about like

02:21:11.860 how do you write a really great song man well first of all you try to be like john rich

02:21:16.900 you work hard to be like john rich that ain't true it is true because you just lay your heart

02:21:21.700 out on a piece of paper you don't try to fool nobody by making up stuff you just tell the

02:21:26.260 truth i'm from texas so that's what we do welcome welcome we might make it a little bit colorful

02:21:33.460 for you i might put some icing on it but i'm going to tell you the truth and uh jr and i've been

02:21:38.260 here a long time together in this town and and learning kind of from some of the same people and

02:21:42.820 then coming up at the same time and it's been a blessing hadn't it john

02:21:51.700 hey baby

02:21:56.260 hey baby don't blame me if i can't get loving you right

02:22:14.180 yeah baby don't blame me if i can't get loving you right

02:22:20.260 hey my mama was a hippie and my daddy was a rolling stone

02:22:40.180 yeah my mama was a hippie y'all daddy was a rolling stone

02:22:54.180 now it don't matter what you call me my middle name is gone

02:23:00.180 i'll tell you i'll tell you i was born in gypsy boots with a guitar on my back

02:23:06.500 i got a rebel soul i got an attitude honey just like a johnny cash man this is just another town

02:23:14.180 but i'm only passing through i get around baby in my gypsy boots with a love

02:23:28.180 i don't want to

02:23:32.180 i don't want to rock no babies but baby i will rock you

02:23:42.180 i don't want to

02:23:44.180 i don't want to rock no babies

02:23:56.180 i don't want to rock no babies but cowboy i will rock you

02:24:00.180 and i was born in gypsy boots with a guitar on my back

02:24:04.340 i got a rebel soul i got an attitude honey just like john rich man this is just another joy and i'm only passing through

02:24:14.180 i get around

02:24:16.180 i get around some in my gypsy boots yeah

02:24:22.180 now i make country songs i'ma kind of make you cry

02:24:32.180 lord i make country songs i'ma kind of make you cry

02:24:42.180 i might hang on your redneck rivier whiskey i might leave you high and dry

02:24:50.180 that day i was born in gypsy boots with a guitar on my back

02:24:54.180 i got a rebel soul i got an attitude baby

02:24:58.180 just like you son this is just another joy and i'm only passing through

02:25:04.180 i get around in my gypsy boots

02:25:10.180 but i get around

02:25:16.180 baby in my gypsy boots

02:25:20.180 oh lord my mama was a hippie

02:25:26.180 daddy was a rolling stone

02:25:32.180 god bless terry clark for cutting that song

02:25:42.180 thank you so much

02:25:46.180 you're always so patient

02:26:00.180 you're always so kind

02:26:10.180 i've got this

02:26:16.180 you're always so happy

02:26:18.180 you're always so happy

02:26:20.180 i get around

02:26:22.180 always so happy

02:26:24.180 i'm so happy

02:26:26.180 you're always falling out alive

02:26:28.180 just what I think

02:26:30.440 You want to think

02:26:35.880 things out

02:26:38.180 You stand on

02:26:41.940 your own

02:26:43.600 baby

02:26:44.600 I run

02:26:47.680 with the crowd

02:26:49.660 What's it

02:26:55.940 like to be

02:26:58.160 so strong

02:26:59.960 Help me

02:27:02.120 I'm just barely

02:27:09.840 hanging on

02:27:11.360 baby help me

02:27:14.500 Lord I

02:27:17.820 want to do things right

02:27:20.200 Son

02:27:25.780 help me

02:27:27.460 I'm getting tired

02:27:31.420 of being

02:27:32.420 the way I've

02:27:37.000 always been

02:27:39.420 Baby the way

02:27:43.420 you love me

02:27:45.420 makes me want to try again

02:27:49.460 Honey you see all the good

02:27:55.700 in me

02:27:57.000 Oh I see all the bad

02:28:03.420 You keep talking about

02:28:07.420 our future

02:28:09.420 You don't know

02:28:13.580 my past

02:28:15.540 What's it like

02:28:22.120 Oh Lord to be so strong

02:28:25.540 Help me

02:28:27.540 Baby I'm just barely hanging on

02:28:35.540 Come on help me

02:28:39.540 Lord I want to do this right

02:28:43.500 Lord I want to do this right

02:28:45.000 Won't you help me

02:28:50.080 Honey I want to do this right

02:29:00.040 Oh Lord son help me

02:29:04.040 God bless

02:29:07.820 That's Trisha Yearwood for cutting that song

02:29:09.560 So this song right here taught me that music will follow you all around the world

02:29:20.740 Because I was in Australia

02:29:22.320 And I heard this coming out of a theater

02:29:24.520 I went rushing in there

02:29:27.560 To see who was singing about my granddaddy

02:29:30.480 He was a Texas cowboy

02:29:32.220 When Leanne Womack sang about him

02:29:35.900 When I burst into this room

02:29:38.580 There is a band playing

02:29:41.360 About 14 of them

02:29:43.360 They told me later they were an Irish folk punk rock country band

02:29:47.180 I said yeah you are

02:29:48.920 Here's the thing

02:29:52.180 And this was before this was the thing

02:29:54.620 All the men had on women's clothes

02:29:56.260 And all the women had on men's clothes in that band

02:29:58.160 So the dude singing about my granddaddy

02:30:00.920 This boss cowboy out of Texas

02:30:03.220 Had on fishnet hose and stiletto heels

02:30:06.220 After it was over he said

02:30:11.260 Oh last let me ask you something

02:30:13.720 We're singing about your granddad are we

02:30:16.260 I said yes you are Ian

02:30:17.680 He said what do you think your granddad would think about it

02:30:20.620 I said well he's in the grave in East Texas

02:30:23.020 But he's generating electricity

02:30:24.300 Because he's spinning the laptop buddy

02:30:25.980 He's been gone for 10 long days

02:30:32.000 Burning up out in the shade

02:30:36.780 He gotta run from coast to coast

02:30:41.580 I got one more night to go

02:30:43.900 I love a man with 18 wheels

02:30:46.980 Yeah

02:30:47.380 Honey I love a man with 18 wheels

02:30:52.160 70 feet of polished steel

02:30:54.760 Baby makes his living up on the road

02:30:58.260 Yeah he just called from that tall ruse

02:31:02.800 One more stop and he'll be through

02:31:05.180 And he's a man till it's time

02:31:08.120 To get on up and roll

02:31:10.200 Man he's home away from home

02:31:12.640 He's in the house of Peterbill

02:31:15.040 I love a man with 18 wheels

02:31:22.660 Who loves a trucker out there?

02:31:25.360 I love a man with 18 wheels

02:31:27.920 I can't wait to hear that sound

02:31:35.740 I can't wait to hear that sound

02:31:35.780 That big diesel gearing down

02:31:41.040 Oh we're gonna act like a love sick kid

02:31:46.040 Gonna make up for the nights we miss

02:31:48.900 I love a man with 18 wheels

02:31:51.720 Yeah

02:31:52.120 Honey I love a man with 18 wheels

02:31:56.840 70 feet of polished steel

02:31:59.560 Baby makes his living up on the road

02:32:02.920 Honey he just called from that tall ruse

02:32:07.500 One more stop and he'll be through

02:32:09.820 Then he's a man till it's time

02:32:12.660 To get on up and roll

02:32:14.380 His home away from home

02:32:17.000 Is in the house of Peterbill

02:32:19.400 I love a man with 18 wheels

02:32:26.880 Yeah I love a man with 18 wheels

02:32:32.540 18 wheels

02:32:35.420 Keep on rolling

02:32:37.560 18 wheels

02:32:41.340 Keep on bringing him back to me

02:32:44.040 Keep on bringing him back to me

02:32:46.460 God bless Leanne Womack for cutting us

02:32:49.320 Night owls like myself

02:33:02.220 Tend to smoke and walk the floor

02:33:11.200 Entertaining old regrets

02:33:16.440 That won't stop knocking at my back door

02:33:24.700 At the kitchen table

02:33:28.440 Midnight and blackberry wine

02:33:36.980 Sadly I'm still able

02:33:41.620 To feel the loss of sweeter times

02:33:47.480 Oh how does a lonely find me

02:33:54.620 I keep moving around

02:33:58.620 Oh it lives to unwind me

02:34:06.620 Just like he's doing now

02:34:10.620 It keeps acting like we're best friends

02:34:18.620 And I swear I don't know why

02:34:23.620 Lonely ain't no friend to me

02:34:29.620 Lonely don't know when to leave

02:34:36.620 Oh how does a lonely find me

02:34:43.620 Oh how does a lonely find me

02:34:53.620 Oh how does a lonely find me

02:34:56.620 I keep moving around

02:35:00.620 Baby it lives to unwind me

02:35:08.620 Just like he's doing now

02:35:09.620 Just like he's doing now

02:35:13.620 Just like he's doing now

02:35:15.620 It keeps acting like we're best friends

02:35:18.620 I swear I don't know why

02:35:23.620 Lonely ain't no friend to me

02:35:28.620 Lonely don't know when to leave

02:35:35.620 Lonely don't know when to leave

02:35:42.620 Thank you so much

02:35:47.620 Uh how y'all doing right now

02:35:59.620 Cause it's hard to keep yourself together

02:36:04.620 When you hear somebody singing like that

02:36:06.620 Ain't it?

02:36:08.620 Ain't no live stream in the USA

02:36:12.620 Got people singing like that

02:36:14.620 Leslie Satcher

02:36:16.620 Is an absolute monster

02:36:18.620 Walking around our town

02:36:21.620 Leslie you bend notes

02:36:23.620 That ain't supposed to be bent

02:36:25.620 I mean you just take it

02:36:27.620 And I go

02:36:28.620 Yeah that's where she

02:36:29.620 Oh no I think she's

02:36:31.620 And then back down

02:36:32.620 Back up again

02:36:33.620 Whoa

02:36:35.620 I just wonder what it would sound like

02:36:37.620 If I could be so bold

02:36:39.620 As to ask you for a request

02:36:41.620 Acapella

02:36:51.620 Did you see the look she gave me?

02:36:53.620 That is like looking at John Wayne

02:36:56.620 When he's getting ready to pull a six gun

02:36:58.620 He's like alright

02:36:59.620 Alright

02:37:02.620 Can I ask you a question?

02:37:03.620 He goes alright

02:37:06.620 Okay then

02:37:07.620 Well please don't kick my ass

02:37:09.620 But I'm gonna ask for it anyway

02:37:11.620 Can you imagine

02:37:13.620 Hearing someone with Leslie's talent

02:37:16.620 Sing a Patsy Cline song?

02:37:18.620 I mean

02:37:23.620 Now

02:37:24.620 There's a bunch of them

02:37:26.620 I'm not sure what your favorite one is

02:37:28.620 But

02:37:29.620 Would you mind singing your favorite Patsy Cline song

02:37:32.620 For the Redneck Riviera

02:37:34.620 And Turdstock

02:37:35.620 And

02:37:36.620 Tens of thousands across the country

02:37:38.620 A lot of people watching this right now

02:37:40.620 It's an honor to have you

02:37:41.620 I don't mean to put her on the spot

02:37:43.620 But I can tell you right now

02:37:45.620 This woman don't back down from nobody

02:37:47.620 So

02:37:48.620 I'd like to hear a Patsy Cline song

02:37:50.620 If you got one

02:37:54.620 When I came to town

02:37:55.620 There was a little old recording studio down here

02:37:57.620 It used to be Barbara Mandrell country

02:37:59.620 And for $10

02:38:00.620 You could put your voice on a blank tape

02:38:02.620 Well it had the band on it

02:38:04.620 And you could put your voice on it

02:38:05.620 So for $10

02:38:06.620 I started doing that

02:38:07.620 I came to town with $200

02:38:09.620 I left that day with $40 in my pockets

02:38:11.620 Because I'd played so many of them

02:38:12.620 About half of them were Patsy Cline songs

02:38:14.620 When I left there later

02:38:15.620 I was like

02:38:16.620 I'm the new Patsy Cline

02:38:18.620 Yeah I figured out I wasn't

02:38:21.620 I wasn't

02:38:23.620 I hope those tapes are gone forever

02:38:25.620 But I did sing

02:38:26.620 I'm crazy

02:38:29.620 I'm crazy

02:38:31.620 Crazy for

02:38:32.620 Feeling

02:38:33.620 So lonely

02:38:35.620 And I'm crazy

02:38:43.620 Crazy for

02:38:46.620 Feeling

02:38:47.620 So blue

02:38:49.620 I need

02:38:52.620 I knew that someday you'd want me forever.

02:39:03.020 Now I'm crazy, crazy for loving you.

02:39:17.820 Now let me tell you something about songwriters.

02:39:20.420 So I forgot the words in that one segment there.

02:39:23.360 Did I stop?

02:39:24.120 No, mama told us not to stop.

02:39:25.660 When we were singing in church, she said, you keep going.

02:39:27.720 You put something about the blood and the cross in it, you get them to the altar, that's your job.

02:39:31.840 You forget the words, you keep singing.

02:39:34.320 I forgot the words in the middle of that verse there, but I didn't think the blood or the cross was going to work,

02:39:38.300 so I just made up a few.

02:39:39.320 So that's the only time you'll hear that one verse.

02:39:41.540 God bless y'all.

02:39:42.300 Thank you so much.

02:39:43.160 I'll tell you what, I'll leave you with this song right here because it's been really good to me.

02:39:52.540 And who doesn't love George Strait?

02:39:54.700 Got any George Strait fans?

02:39:55.960 This is for Mr. John Ridge, who's been a long-time friend of mine,

02:40:04.260 and for a really long-time friend of mine, and musical hero, and musical influence,

02:40:10.280 and a guy who comes to my house to eat chicken fried steaks sometimes, Mr. Larry Gatlin.

02:40:14.400 Boy, you're about to be blessed.

02:40:28.580 I still feel 25 most of the time.

02:40:36.140 I still raise a little cane with the boys.

02:40:40.660 Honky tonks on city limits, man, I'm still right there, and I'm singing above the crowd and the noise.

02:40:55.040 Sometimes I feel like Jesse James, still trying to make a name,

02:41:02.980 knowing nothing's going to change what I am.

02:41:07.360 I was a young troubadour when I rode in on a song.

02:41:16.080 I'll be an old troubadour when I'm gone.

02:41:20.500 God bless George Strait.

02:41:29.220 Well, the truth about a mirror

02:41:31.780 Is a dang old mirror

02:41:35.140 No, it never really tells the whole truth

02:41:40.020 It don't show us deep inside

02:41:44.740 It don't read between the lines

02:41:48.480 And it's really no reflection of my youth

02:41:52.900 Sometimes I feel like Jesse James

02:41:58.180 Still trying to make a name

02:42:01.460 Knowing nothing's going to change what I am

02:42:06.120 I was a young troubadour

02:42:10.840 When I rode in on a song

02:42:14.180 I'll be an old troubadour when I'm gone

02:42:18.840 Yeah, I was a young troubadour

02:42:24.560 When I rode in on a song

02:42:27.460 I'll be an old troubadour when I'm gone

02:42:31.820 God bless you, God bless America

02:42:33.640 Thank you so much for having me

02:42:37.660 Thank you so much

02:42:40.080 Thank you, J.R.

02:42:50.520 Leslie Satcher, what did you think?

02:42:52.420 Her voice is so good

02:43:00.280 You just want her to sing basically anything

02:43:03.000 Like A, B, C, D, E, F, G

02:43:05.860 I would pay money for that

02:43:07.820 Is there anything else we could ask Leslie to sing while she's here?

02:43:14.560 How about

02:43:15.200 How about

02:43:20.480 God bless America

02:43:23.860 Do that one?

02:43:26.800 We love you

02:43:27.820 And she's a badass guitar picker by the way too

02:43:31.920 One more song from Leslie Satcher

02:43:34.020 Something a little patriotic

02:43:35.320 Let's go

02:43:35.780 How about this

02:43:39.060 Oh, beautiful

02:43:43.760 For spacious skies

02:43:48.520 For amber waves of grain

02:43:54.900 For purple mountains majesty

02:44:03.380 Above the fruited plain

02:44:10.660 America

02:44:12.360 America

02:44:14.360 God shed his grace on thee

02:44:23.960 And crown thy good

02:44:28.760 With brotherhood

02:44:32.440 From sea

02:44:34.440 To shining

02:44:36.720 Sea

02:44:38.060 Thank you to our veterans

02:44:40.400 We love you

02:44:41.060 Thank you so much

02:44:42.160 That's what America looks like

02:44:53.200 And that's what it sounds like

02:44:54.460 Can I get a hell yeah one time?

02:44:56.120 Yeah

02:44:56.500 Welcome to Turd Stock 2023

02:45:05.120 At the Redneck Riviera

02:45:06.840 If you're tuned in live

02:45:09.560 And watching the live stream

02:45:10.920 Copy and paste this link

02:45:12.940 Stick it on your social media

02:45:14.360 And gather the people in

02:45:15.740 Now

02:45:16.000 This is when we get to have

02:45:17.520 A real American time

02:45:18.920 Can I get a hell yeah?

02:45:20.260 Hell yeah!

02:45:22.720 Now Cat Turd's standing right over here

02:45:24.640 Can we put the camera on him?

02:45:26.000 Most people ain't seen

02:45:27.000 Cat Turd before

02:45:28.160 Oh

02:45:29.020 He looks good

02:45:30.440 He looks good

02:45:32.200 Yes he does

02:45:33.900 Cat Turd

02:45:36.640 Thank you for putting this on man

02:45:38.420 And for calling me

02:45:39.460 And saying

02:45:39.880 We gotta do something fun

02:45:41.520 We have to do something patriotic

02:45:43.980 We have to take people's minds

02:45:46.160 Off the nonsense

02:45:47.420 That's happening in the country

02:45:48.640 Right now

02:45:49.100 That's what you said

02:45:50.120 It's gotta be all positive

02:45:51.900 Cat Turd

02:45:53.040 How are we doing so far son?

02:45:55.480 How we doing?

02:45:56.940 We're doing good?

02:46:00.420 Yeah we're doing real good

02:46:02.100 Well our final guest tonight

02:46:06.240 Is a member of the Grand Ole Opry

02:46:09.580 Yeah

02:46:10.160 He's been a mentor

02:46:13.140 To me personally

02:46:15.140 For a long time

02:46:17.120 He's the guy I call

02:46:19.360 When I go

02:46:20.520 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do right now

02:46:22.840 I'll call up this fella

02:46:24.920 And I've had long conversations with him

02:46:28.040 We burn down a lot of tobacco together

02:46:30.660 Up at my house

02:46:32.240 And out at his house

02:46:33.360 And out in the woods sometimes

02:46:35.320 Yes sir?

02:46:39.760 No

02:46:40.180 Cat Turd

02:46:40.840 You gotta say it on the mic

02:46:41.900 If you're gonna say it

02:46:42.680 We gotta get Carmen up here

02:46:45.620 No no

02:46:50.200 You come here

02:46:50.860 You come here

02:46:51.840 Larry

02:46:53.980 Larry Gatlin is sitting over here

02:46:58.220 Okay

02:46:58.520 I just want you to know that

02:46:59.980 Cat Turd just tapped me on the shoulder

02:47:07.460 And I'm glad he did

02:47:08.660 This is a partnership

02:47:10.360 Okay

02:47:11.260 I'm partnered with Cat Turd

02:47:14.340 I never thought I would say that

02:47:15.980 But

02:47:16.240 Oh

02:47:18.240 All the leftist crazy liberals

02:47:24.600 Are gonna go

02:47:25.140 Yeah look what they're doing down there

02:47:27.240 With hanging out with people called Cat Turd

02:47:29.760 I go

02:47:30.340 Yep

02:47:30.640 Well you're hanging out with people called CNN

02:47:34.240 And so I'll take my crowd any day

02:47:36.660 Not a problem

02:47:39.520 Thank you so much

02:47:42.760 Larry is in the wings

02:47:47.140 And he's good

02:47:49.400 He's got a little

02:47:50.280 Little cigar to smoke

02:47:51.900 And he's doing okay

02:47:52.840 Cat Turd

02:47:57.020 Told me about a friend of his

02:47:59.040 From down in Florida

02:48:00.180 Where he's from

02:48:01.100 And said

02:48:02.340 This fella

02:48:03.040 Is writing some of the best songs

02:48:05.440 I've ever heard in my life

02:48:06.720 And I think you said

02:48:08.200 He didn't pick up a guitar

02:48:09.420 Till he was 60

02:48:10.660 Is that right?

02:48:11.520 Something like that

02:48:12.360 How old were you?

02:48:14.960 Oh I don't know

02:48:15.940 Well come on up here

02:48:18.520 He was 60 something

02:48:19.720 And

02:48:20.980 Cat Turd says

02:48:22.660 This gentleman here

02:48:24.560 His name is Carmen

02:48:25.620 Said that Mr. Carmen

02:48:27.400 Is writing some of the best country music

02:48:29.700 Anywhere in America

02:48:30.860 And Cat Turd

02:48:32.420 Want to put the spotlights on this man

02:48:34.780 Because nobody's ever heard his songs

02:48:36.460 We're going to debut him here

02:48:39.060 From the Redneck Riviera

02:48:40.760 We're going to get him a chair

02:48:46.460 Sit him down

02:48:48.280 You bet

02:48:50.180 Come here

02:48:51.460 Carmen

02:48:52.140 Tell everybody about yourself

02:48:54.580 Who are you

02:48:55.220 And where are you from?

02:48:57.800 Well first

02:48:58.300 I want to let everybody know

02:48:59.540 That

02:48:59.920 I came from a family

02:49:02.740 My dad's mother was born in Jacksonville

02:49:06.340 In 1894

02:49:07.380 And then

02:49:09.440 My dad had

02:49:11.780 There was five boys

02:49:12.800 And three girls

02:49:13.680 His daddy served in World War I

02:49:16.300 I was named after

02:49:18.400 One of the sons

02:49:19.940 Carmen

02:49:20.440 Who was killed

02:49:21.260 Four months before World War II was over

02:49:23.560 He was a paratrooper

02:49:24.800 11th Airborne

02:49:25.600 My dad

02:49:27.100 Thank you

02:49:27.840 My dad was in

02:49:29.140 On a

02:49:29.700 Supply ship

02:49:31.220 In the South Pacific

02:49:32.180 Actually he was in Shanghai Harbor

02:49:34.120 When he heard that Carmen was killed

02:49:35.780 So

02:49:37.160 And then

02:49:37.960 My Uncle Gene

02:49:40.160 Who was the oldest brother

02:49:41.420 He was a tank driver

02:49:43.020 At the Battle of the Bulge

02:49:44.260 So we come from

02:49:46.720 It all stopped with me

02:49:48.460 I tried to go to Vietnam

02:49:49.580 And my dad wouldn't sign for me

02:49:51.320 I was too young

02:49:52.080 But I felt like

02:49:52.900 I should go

02:49:54.200 But anyway

02:49:54.900 I met this guy

02:49:56.880 Working several years ago

02:49:58.340 And we became friends

02:49:59.620 And this guy has a voice

02:50:02.360 And let me tell you

02:50:03.220 He sure has a voice

02:50:05.440 Hey, hey, hey

02:50:16.320 I said hey, hey, hey

02:50:19.940 Tell me when you're ready

02:50:25.700 Can you sit on that big thing

02:50:28.040 And he goes

02:50:28.400 Huh?

02:50:29.040 Can you sit down on that

02:50:29.900 So this is a buddy of mine

02:50:35.640 And

02:50:36.360 We were out working on the road

02:50:39.240 Because you know

02:50:39.720 I used to have a real job

02:50:40.940 So

02:50:45.320 We were in the motel room one day

02:50:47.420 And we was picking around on guitar

02:50:49.460 And this guy writes so many songs

02:50:51.060 But they're real serious

02:50:52.720 So

02:50:53.120 This first song is so serious

02:50:55.740 I can't tell you

02:50:57.200 Because we're from North Florida

02:50:58.020 And we're really serious people

02:50:59.280 So

02:50:59.580 First song is going to be called

02:51:01.400 My Dog Ate My Smoke

02:51:03.260 Check one

02:51:08.140 How's everybody doing?

02:51:09.220 Y'all have to help me out with this one

02:51:18.620 My Dog Ate My Smoke

02:51:21.100 He's in a hickory tree

02:51:22.860 Howl back

02:51:23.640 I don't know if he's alive or dead

02:51:26.620 He might have suffered a heart attack

02:51:28.540 I gotta climb up there

02:51:30.440 Get him down

02:51:31.840 Where's my ladder at?

02:51:33.760 Yeah, my dog

02:51:35.040 Ate My Smoke

02:51:36.280 He's in a hickory tree

02:51:38.120 Howl back

02:51:39.240 Well, it wasn't long

02:51:42.220 A cop pulled up

02:51:43.320 He said

02:51:43.720 This I gotta see

02:51:45.400 Your neighbor called

02:51:47.240 Said

02:51:47.540 Come out here

02:51:48.500 There's a dog

02:51:49.580 Up a tree

02:51:50.460 I ain't never seen

02:51:52.340 An old blue tick hound

02:51:53.700 Get that high up

02:51:55.680 I said

02:51:56.480 The last time

02:51:57.580 He got that high

02:51:58.800 He drove to town

02:51:59.700 In my old truck

02:52:00.800 Yeah, my dog

02:52:02.400 Ate My Smoke

02:52:03.460 He's in a hickory tree

02:52:05.260 Howl back

02:52:06.040 Sing it

02:52:06.500 I don't know if he's alive or dead

02:52:09.160 He might have suffered a heart attack

02:52:11.160 I gotta climb up there

02:52:13.060 Get him down

02:52:14.460 Where's my ladder at?

02:52:16.460 Yeah, my dog

02:52:17.960 Ate My Smoke

02:52:19.080 He's in a hickory tree

02:52:20.880 Howl back

02:52:21.880 Well, the neighbor said

02:52:24.920 You need to run him in

02:52:26.340 Charge him with abuse

02:52:28.400 He lets that dog smoke cigarettes

02:52:31.520 And drink his homemade brew

02:52:33.560 I said

02:52:34.400 I said

02:52:34.420 There ain't no law that says

02:52:36.060 My dog can't smoke from time to time

02:52:38.880 But he sure doesn't like a toke or two

02:52:42.000 With a sandwich and some wine

02:52:44.260 Yeah, my dog

02:52:45.720 Yeah, my dog ate my smoke

02:52:46.880 He's in a hickory tree

02:52:48.760 Howl back

02:52:49.580 I don't know if he's alive or dead

02:52:52.720 He might have suffered a heart attack

02:52:54.840 I gotta climb up there

02:52:56.680 Get him down

02:52:58.220 Where's my ladder at?

02:53:00.060 Yeah, my dog

02:53:01.640 Ate My Smoke

02:53:02.780 He's in a hickory tree

02:53:04.780 Howl back

02:53:06.280 Thank you, thank you

02:53:15.040 Believe it or not

02:53:18.140 I wrote that song

02:53:19.380 On the back of an envelope

02:53:20.520 With a pencil

02:53:21.300 Driving up I-75

02:53:22.900 Going hunting

02:53:23.780 Several years ago

02:53:25.040 It popped in my head

02:53:27.540 I got another dog song

02:53:37.460 But I'm not going to sing it right now

02:53:38.980 About what?

02:53:51.120 This is a cowboy song

02:53:52.440 I wrote

02:53:52.800 Never had written one before

02:53:54.620 Woke up one morning

02:53:55.580 He sat up on the side of the bed

02:53:56.720 I said

02:53:58.020 Am I up or am I down?

02:54:00.160 And this is what came of it

02:54:01.900 Am I up

02:54:07.260 Or am I down?

02:54:09.660 Am I still a cowboy

02:54:12.540 For a rodeo clown?

02:54:16.240 I read my name

02:54:17.860 In the paper today

02:54:21.000 Obituary said

02:54:23.700 Pardon me

02:54:25.260 Passed away

02:54:26.700 I poured me a cup

02:54:32.700 Put on my clothes

02:54:35.780 Had to think about this

02:54:37.840 Cause I've got no

02:54:40.580 I know I'm still here

02:54:44.640 Cause I'm walking outside

02:54:47.380 Sit on my porch

02:54:49.680 Smoke my best wine

02:54:52.880 Here's to Texas

02:54:58.820 She's been good to me

02:55:01.160 I can hear the birds singing

02:55:03.820 Although I can't see

02:55:06.320 With the sun in my eyes

02:55:09.040 They could be anywhere

02:55:11.600 Perched on a fence post

02:55:16.920 Or up in the air

02:55:19.480 As I fire up my pipe

02:55:24.980 I start to cry

02:55:27.740 I start to cry

02:55:27.780 I hurt every day

02:55:29.920 But I'm still alive

02:55:32.940 I was a cowboy

02:55:35.300 You know

02:55:36.480 For 52 years

02:55:39.140 Loved horses

02:55:40.300 And saddled

02:55:41.780 Good whiskey

02:55:42.920 And beer

02:55:44.420 Forgive me I got carried away there

02:55:55.360 Here's to Texas

02:56:02.140 She's been good to me

02:56:04.540 I can hear the birds singing

02:56:06.980 I can hear the birds singing

02:56:07.100 Although I can't see

02:56:09.480 With these tears in my eyes

02:56:12.280 If they could be anywhere

02:56:14.960 Perched on a fence post

02:56:20.120 Or up in the air

02:56:22.720 Worked with a cowboy

02:56:28.540 Montana bred

02:56:30.220 He said your Texas cow punchers

02:56:33.800 Are messed up in the head

02:56:35.900 You ride horses all day

02:56:38.460 And women at night

02:56:40.940 And if you're drinking tequila

02:56:43.540 You all want to fight

02:56:46.420 Survived by a husband

02:56:52.220 Of 52 years

02:56:54.660 An old cowboy and clown

02:56:57.120 That drinks too much beer

02:56:59.620 It was her name I read

02:57:02.120 In the paper today

02:57:04.400 Part of me died with her

02:57:07.260 When she passed away

02:57:09.660 Here's to Texas

02:57:14.120 I've had a good life

02:57:17.300 Where I learned to cowboy

02:57:19.860 And I met my wife

02:57:23.340 Was it the cowboy she loved

02:57:26.260 Or the rodeo clown

02:57:28.800 That never knew the difference

02:57:34.120 Between up or down

02:57:36.680 Was it the cowboy she loved

02:57:42.640 Or that old rodeo clown

02:57:46.700 That never knew the difference

02:57:50.600 Between up or down

02:57:53.360 Am I up or am I down

02:58:02.600 Am I still a cowboy

02:58:05.280 Or that old rodeo clown

02:58:08.560 That old rodeo clown

02:58:10.560 Sorry I lost my train of thought

02:58:20.500 There for a minute

02:58:21.260 I'm a songwriter

02:58:25.480 I ain't the greatest musician

02:58:26.980 I woke up one Sunday morning

02:58:36.300 Went outside

02:58:37.120 Smoked a cigarette

02:58:39.260 Sit down at a table

02:58:41.460 And God gave me these words

02:58:43.140 Real quick

02:58:43.840 It's called Sid

02:58:46.620 Name and song is Sid

02:58:47.780 My bird dog

02:58:49.780 My bird dog was on the porch

02:58:52.860 Beneath my rockin' chair

02:58:58.820 I walked out

02:59:00.060 I walked out

02:59:00.100 A little smoke and said

02:59:03.060 Get on out of here

02:59:05.280 I sat down with my coffee

02:59:11.960 Pour a little liquor in my cup

02:59:15.800 Took off my hat

02:59:18.760 And I bowed my head

02:59:21.300 And I sent this prayer

02:59:24.820 Lord I know I'm a sinner

02:59:29.940 I've been one since I was born

02:59:34.620 Think I know how Jesus fell

02:59:40.680 Nailed to that cross and scorn

02:59:44.060 Before she left

02:59:48.060 She cussed me out

02:59:50.600 Said that I had a lie

02:59:54.000 Who is she

02:59:57.480 Treat me this way

03:00:00.000 When I got you on my side

03:00:04.240 Well I finished that coffee

03:00:09.800 Picked up that bottle

03:00:12.300 Filled that cup back up

03:00:15.600 That dog came back

03:00:19.080 Laid down beside me

03:00:21.960 He never holds a grudge

03:00:25.560 Well he got me to thinkin'

03:00:29.740 How I'd been actin'

03:00:32.020 I'm gonna miss her so much

03:00:35.020 Figured I could use

03:00:38.800 A little more action

03:00:40.940 So I sent these words back up

03:00:44.240 Lord I know I'm a sinner

03:00:49.300 I've been one since I was born

03:00:53.940 But this whiskey

03:00:56.500 It makes me crazy

03:00:58.960 And I say things that do more harm

03:01:03.600 Hope she knows I still love her

03:01:08.900 Like this old dog loved me

03:01:13.600 Excuse me for askin' Lord

03:01:19.180 But could you send her back here please

03:01:22.600 Well you answered my prayers

03:01:28.960 We're still together

03:01:31.540 We're headed to church right now

03:01:35.600 And that old dog

03:01:37.900 Well he's beneath that rocker

03:01:41.900 Pretendin' to guard the house

03:01:44.600 Took an old dog

03:01:47.900 Took an old dog

03:01:48.900 Teach me a lesson

03:01:50.820 That's just what he did

03:01:54.960 He brought me to Jesus

03:01:57.960 And my salvation

03:02:00.400 My old bird dog

03:02:03.900 Sit

03:02:04.720 Come here buddy

03:02:06.820 Come here sit

03:02:08.740 Thank you

03:02:13.900 Thank you

03:02:15.200 Now where are you from sir?

03:02:27.100 I was born and raised

03:02:29.500 In Dade City, Florida

03:02:30.740 And grew up for a while there

03:02:34.140 In a mill town

03:02:34.940 In Lacoochie, Florida

03:02:36.520 That's where all the family worked

03:02:38.600 And you're talkin' about

03:02:40.020 Whistles blowing it

03:02:41.080 They blew that whistle in the morning

03:02:42.860 They blew it at noon

03:02:43.960 And they blew it when it's time

03:02:45.340 Everybody get off

03:02:46.660 Go to work

03:02:47.620 Go back home

03:02:48.840 What do you think about Cat Turd?

03:02:56.480 Don't he look good with that hat on?

03:03:02.900 He told me yesterday

03:03:04.360 He said

03:03:05.120 Man I'm glad that you went down there with me

03:03:07.800 Because you made me look good

03:03:09.120 I said

03:03:09.480 Hey that hat is you buddy

03:03:11.220 You know

03:03:11.880 He's a great guy

03:03:14.260 And he has supported me

03:03:16.080 You know

03:03:16.640 I mean

03:03:17.160 I've done a few singer-songwriter events

03:03:20.400 And

03:03:20.900 I don't know

03:03:22.920 Maybe I need to take more privilege

03:03:24.380 So I don't mess up

03:03:25.440 Like I did a while ago

03:03:26.540 But

03:03:27.160 Sometimes it's hard to remember

03:03:28.940 Where you put that stuff

03:03:30.020 You know

03:03:30.340 You remember a hell of a lot more

03:03:32.100 Than the President of the United States remembers

03:03:34.100 I'll tell you that much

03:03:35.160 Hey

03:03:37.000 Hey

03:03:38.440 Let's do a check

03:03:40.180 On the Redneck Riviera

03:03:41.340 Does anybody see

03:03:42.700 A teleprompter

03:03:43.860 For the lyrics

03:03:44.640 For this man?

03:03:45.660 I don't see a teleprompter

03:03:47.160 Are you trying to tell me

03:03:50.580 That at your age

03:03:51.740 You understand and remember

03:03:53.520 All the words to your song?

03:03:56.080 Yes sir

03:03:56.620 Well then I say

03:03:58.020 You should be the President

03:03:59.840 Of the United States of America

03:04:02.560 Carmen for President

03:04:07.900 I say hell yeah

03:04:13.160 Now Carmen

03:04:15.020 All kinds of people out there

03:04:20.740 On the internet right now

03:04:22.080 They hate this

03:04:23.000 They say

03:04:23.540 Oh cat turd

03:04:24.740 Can you imagine

03:04:25.600 Can you imagine

03:04:26.780 Aligning yourself

03:04:27.860 With someone called that?

03:04:29.700 And I say

03:04:30.140 Well can you imagine

03:04:31.220 Yourself

03:04:32.300 Aligned with somebody called

03:04:34.140 I don't know

03:04:35.160 Barack Obama

03:04:36.160 That would be kind of nasty

03:04:37.380 To me

03:04:37.820 Or can you imagine

03:04:41.280 Yourself

03:04:42.200 Aligned with

03:04:43.720 Oh

03:04:44.740 MSNBC

03:04:46.400 I mean

03:04:47.060 That

03:04:47.260 It sounds like

03:04:52.060 A way to really

03:04:53.160 Kill the roaches

03:04:54.400 And the mosquitoes

03:04:55.380 You know

03:04:56.040 Just spray some

03:04:57.280 MSNBC on it

03:04:59.540 And they'll all die

03:05:00.720 You know

03:05:01.160 In the meantime

03:05:03.900 There's a bunch of

03:05:05.380 Regular ass Americans

03:05:06.780 Hanging out here

03:05:07.800 That are sick

03:05:08.760 And tired of it

03:05:09.840 And sometimes

03:05:15.280 We like to sit on stages

03:05:17.600 And sing a little

03:05:18.640 Country music

03:05:19.880 To the people

03:05:20.640 You know what I'm saying?

03:05:21.420 The fact that they hate us

03:05:26.340 Is validation

03:05:27.120 That we said it correctly

03:05:28.840 Can I get a hell yeah?

03:05:31.500 You got one more?

03:05:32.940 Can we get one more

03:05:33.780 Out of you sir?

03:05:34.820 Mr. Carmen

03:05:35.520 Y'all put your hands together

03:05:36.600 For the man

03:05:37.200 I've written a lot of songs

03:05:46.520 Riding down the road

03:05:47.720 On a piece of paper

03:05:50.140 You know

03:05:50.740 And I wrote this one

03:05:54.560 I remember when I wrote it

03:05:55.840 I wrote it

03:05:56.360 The day before

03:05:58.120 Mr. Obama

03:05:59.680 Went into his second term

03:06:01.240 And this is what I was thinking

03:06:05.640 Is this giving me feedback?

03:06:07.240 Not too close

03:06:07.940 It's been a while since I sung this

03:06:17.240 I kind of sung it for John

03:06:19.140 A little bit ago

03:06:19.960 But

03:06:20.640 Anyway

03:06:23.900 It's called Freedom

03:06:25.840 The founding fathers of this land

03:06:34.480 Signed their names

03:06:35.920 Every man declaring

03:06:37.640 Independence from a king

03:06:40.840 The war they fought

03:06:44.020 They went through

03:06:45.060 Hell through victory

03:06:45.960 Victory

03:06:46.640 They forged a bell

03:06:48.220 And with liberty and freedom

03:06:50.480 It will ring

03:06:52.340 Do you want to be fair

03:06:55.020 Or do you want to live free?

03:06:59.780 Political correctness

03:07:01.180 Has taken away

03:07:02.560 Our liberties

03:07:04.280 In this country

03:07:06.280 Once again

03:07:07.560 It's threatened by tyranny

03:07:10.060 Do you want to be fair

03:07:12.120 Or do you want to be free?

03:07:14.740 Yeah

03:07:16.420 Religious freedom we once knew

03:07:39.740 Is slowly closing doors

03:07:41.740 Is slowly closing doors

03:07:42.000 If we don't make amends with him

03:07:45.620 America will be no more

03:07:47.620 Do you want to be fair?

03:07:49.220 Do you want to live free?

03:07:54.900 correctness has taken away our liberties this country once again oh it's threatened by tyranny

03:08:04.900 do you want to be fair or do you want to be free

03:08:08.900 they might come from me in the day tonight put me in my put me in my place but the constitution gives me the right to keep my family safe

03:08:32.900 hey I don't want to be fair oh I want to live free

03:08:42.900 political correctness has taken away my liberties in this country once again oh it's threatened by tyranny

03:08:52.900 do you want to be fair do you want to be free

03:09:02.900 f-r-e-e-d-o-m what part of that don't they understand

03:09:16.900 thank you

03:09:26.900 thank y'all so much god bless you all thank you thank you mr john rich

03:09:38.900 thank you so much and cat turd let's give it up for carmen one time

03:09:46.900 country boy local boy

03:09:50.900 cat turds buddy

03:09:54.900 that was great man

03:09:56.900 yes sir

03:09:58.900 you're welcome back anytime at the redneck riviera i can tell you that much

03:10:02.900 that's real country right there folks that is real country real country

03:10:08.900 all right you ready for our last round of uh of country music up in here tonight

03:10:14.900 we close this thing out

03:10:18.900 i saved the best for last because ain't nobody i've ever met in my life

03:10:24.900 sang songs that hit this hard

03:10:28.900 in my life anyway i'm a country music fan any country music fans out there

03:10:34.900 so uh this guy wrote him and he sang him and he's been around for a minute he's been my mentor

03:10:40.900 for a long long time i'd like to bring up to the stage

03:10:46.900 a member of the songwriters hall of fame

03:10:50.900 a member of the grand old opry yes he is

03:10:54.900 a member of the grand old opry yes

03:10:56.900 ladies and gentlemen mr larry

03:10:58.900 gatlin from the gatlin brothers

03:11:00.900 hi y'all

03:11:08.900 what

03:11:12.900 he

03:11:16.900 uh carmen

03:11:18.900 uh

03:11:20.900 he he might not ever make it

03:11:24.900 uh

03:11:26.900 people

03:11:28.900 aren't real crazy about

03:11:30.900 honest shit like that right there

03:11:32.900 you're gonna have to phony your crap up a little bit

03:11:34.900 if you ever

03:11:36.900 no i you know there's some great country singers

03:11:38.900 you know the new kids i'm i'm rooting for them

03:11:40.900 i want their dreams to come true

03:11:42.900 you know most of mine came true and the ones that didn't come true

03:11:44.900 weren't mine after all they were somebody else's

03:11:46.900 i love john rich

03:11:48.900 he's my little brother

03:11:50.900 so

03:11:52.900 i've got a guitar over there

03:11:54.900 we're gonna hand it to you

03:11:56.900 where's it at pete

03:11:58.900 oh hey

03:12:00.900 there it is

03:12:02.900 okay

03:12:04.900 that's moby dick

03:12:06.900 that's a fancy guitar

03:12:08.900 you know uh

03:12:10.900 gatlin has a very fancy guitar

03:12:12.900 uh

03:12:14.900 looks just like the one taylor swift pretends to play

03:12:16.900 sometimes

03:12:18.900 i'm sorry you thought taylor was actually playing that guitar

03:12:32.900 guitar

03:12:42.900 so let me tell you about uh

03:12:44.900 larry gatlin this guy's getting ready to come up

03:12:46.900 and by the way before he comes up

03:12:48.900 i just want to say

03:12:50.900 thank you for tuning in

03:12:52.900 to turd stock 23

03:12:54.900 lots of people hate it but i love it

03:12:56.900 i love it

03:12:58.900 you've seen

03:13:00.900 you've seen some insane

03:13:02.900 talent upon this stage tonight

03:13:04.900 have you not

03:13:06.900 a shout out to my friend

03:13:10.900 vicki mcgee who's watching this show

03:13:12.900 at her house

03:13:14.900 lots of people are having watching parties right now

03:13:16.900 all throughout the u.s.

03:13:18.900 would you like to let them know

03:13:20.900 what it sounds like

03:13:22.900 in nashville

03:13:28.900 yeah that's what it sounds like

03:13:34.900 it sounds like that

03:13:36.900 it sounds like that

03:13:38.900 and i just want to say thank you to cat turd

03:13:40.900 thank thank you

03:13:44.900 anybody that the fbi is looking into

03:13:48.900 is a friend of mine

03:13:50.900 can i get a hear you

03:13:56.900 no the fbi is not looking into people

03:13:58.900 waving palestinian flags supporting hamas

03:14:02.900 no they're not doing that

03:14:08.900 no the fbi just thought they'd pick on a guy called cat turd

03:14:12.900 can you even believe what the hell has happened in our country at this point

03:14:26.900 here's a question for you

03:14:28.900 can you imagine

03:14:30.900 if you told the greatest generation back in the day

03:14:34.900 hey hey boys

03:14:36.900 hey girls

03:14:38.900 in 2023

03:14:40.900 they're going to be waving

03:14:42.900 the enemy flag

03:14:44.900 inside of your town

03:14:46.900 and burning

03:14:48.900 the american flag

03:14:50.900 and you're going to be told

03:14:52.900 to shelter in place

03:14:54.900 what do you think they would have said

03:14:58.900 yeah that's exactly right

03:15:14.900 you know the most dangerous people in the world

03:15:18.900 you know the most dangerous people in the world

03:15:22.900 the most dangerous people in the world

03:15:24.900 are the ones that want to be left alone

03:15:28.900 the ones that don't want to be jacked with

03:15:32.900 we say you know what

03:15:34.900 go do your thing

03:15:36.900 just stay out of my yard

03:15:42.900 but they're starting to stand up a little bit stronger right now

03:15:46.900 i think they might be dumb enough

03:15:48.900 to actually walk up to my house and walk up into my yard

03:15:52.900 now

03:15:54.900 is that a good idea for them

03:16:05.900 i hope it does not come to that

03:16:07.900 i really do

03:16:08.900 and i know we all hope it doesn't come to that

03:16:11.900 but at the end of the day

03:16:13.900 we are

03:16:14.900 americans

03:16:15.900 we got wives

03:16:24.900 we got husbands

03:16:25.900 we got kids

03:16:26.900 we got grandkids

03:16:28.900 you ain't never seen the fury

03:16:31.900 like you've seen when you step into an american's backyard

03:16:37.900 can you imagine

03:16:38.900 i appreciate y'all being here

03:16:48.900 and i'm glad that cat turd wanted to put this thing on

03:16:51.900 we're gonna do it again next year

03:16:53.900 we're gonna make it happen again

03:16:57.900 i'd like to bring up my final guest tonight

03:16:59.900 this man is a member of the grand ole opry

03:17:02.900 one of the greatest talents that ever walked through nashville

03:17:05.900 put your hands together for mr larry gatlin one time

03:17:09.900 john boy

03:17:11.900 john boy

03:17:12.900 thank you

03:17:15.900 all right

03:17:16.900 i just uh

03:17:17.900 i'm just honored to be here

03:17:18.900 i really am

03:17:19.900 he needs some guitar

03:17:21.900 bring that guitar up

03:17:22.900 gotta turn it up

03:17:24.900 i wrote a new song today

03:17:27.900 did you

03:17:28.900 i'm serious

03:17:29.900 i knew

03:17:30.900 yeah about

03:17:31.900 while i was watching the cowboys

03:17:32.900 they were only here ten to six when i was watching

03:17:34.900 and they're way up there now

03:17:36.900 no but i knew

03:17:37.900 i know you

03:17:38.900 and i know

03:17:39.900 i know your

03:17:40.900 brain

03:17:41.900 because

03:17:42.900 the other half of yours is mine

03:17:45.900 i think

03:17:46.900 i mean

03:17:47.900 because i lost

03:17:48.900 i lost half of mine a long time ago

03:17:49.900 you found

03:17:50.900 i got your back

03:17:51.900 because i okay

03:17:52.900 so i'm gonna try it

03:17:53.900 i'm gonna try it

03:17:54.900 because that's what you just said

03:17:55.900 all right

03:17:56.900 and i

03:17:57.900 and you know

03:17:58.900 i i have just

03:17:59.900 i told on mike huckabee show one time

03:18:01.900 i said you know

03:18:02.900 i cannot be canceled

03:18:06.900 i i'm a child of the living god

03:18:08.900 i can't be canceled

03:18:09.900 what are you talking about

03:18:10.900 we're supposed to put on the foot

03:18:11.900 and it ain't church

03:18:12.900 but it's kind of

03:18:13.900 kind of church

03:18:14.900 book says put on the full armor of god

03:18:16.900 and go forward

03:18:17.900 right

03:18:18.900 so dig this

03:18:19.900 and i i may have to make it up

03:18:21.900 as i go

03:18:22.900 hell i made it up the first time

03:18:23.900 first time

03:18:24.900 what key am i

03:18:25.900 is it g

03:18:26.900 okay

03:18:27.900 i'm gonna say what i wanna say

03:18:33.900 i'm gonna do what i wanna do

03:18:35.900 you do not have to like it

03:18:37.900 but you're gonna have to deal with it

03:18:40.900 you do not have to like it

03:18:42.900 but you're gonna have to deal with it

03:18:46.900 what's on that side of the line

03:18:51.900 what's on your side of the line belongs to you

03:18:56.900 what's on this side of the line is mine

03:19:01.900 and if you decide to step over the line

03:19:03.900 you're gonna have to deal with it

03:19:06.900 boom

03:19:07.900 deal with it

03:19:08.900 boom

03:19:09.900 deal with it

03:19:11.900 boom

03:19:12.900 domestic terrorists

03:19:15.900 that's right

03:19:20.900 i ain't trying to hurt nobody

03:19:23.900 i don't wanna have to break the law

03:19:25.900 but if you decide to step over that line

03:19:28.900 come after what's me and mine

03:19:30.900 you're gonna run into the straight shooting

03:19:33.900 if some bitch you ever saw

03:19:35.900 when you're gonna have to deal with it

03:19:37.900 boom

03:19:38.900 deal with it

03:19:40.900 boom

03:19:41.900 deal with it

03:19:42.900 boom

03:19:43.900 boom

03:19:44.900 deal with it

03:19:45.900 as a matter of fact

03:19:47.900 i don't have to go

03:19:49.900 ch-ch-ch

03:19:50.900 it's already ch-ch-ch

03:19:51.900 all i have to do is pull that thumb safety on that night

03:19:55.900 it's nice to have domestic terrorist Larry Gatlin up on the stage tonight

03:19:59.900 one

03:20:00.900 thank you Larry for being here

03:20:01.900 one two three four

03:20:02.900 deal with it

03:20:03.900 ch-ch-ch

03:20:04.900 boom

03:20:05.900 deal with it

03:20:06.900 ch-ch-ch

03:20:07.900 boom

03:20:08.900 deal with it

03:20:09.900 ch-ch-ch

03:20:10.900 boom

03:20:12.900 Larry Gatlin

03:20:14.900 what do you really think

03:20:18.900 i mean damn

03:20:20.900 well

03:20:22.900 i i i uh

03:20:24.900 let me let me tell you what i did

03:20:26.900 when i my father

03:20:28.900 my father's a marine in heaven

03:20:30.900 happy anniversary yesterday 248 to you marines

03:20:34.900 and uh

03:20:35.900 he taught us right from wrong

03:20:37.900 like i say he's a he's a marine in heaven

03:20:40.900 and uh he was on the uss wakefield troop ship

03:20:43.900 on the way for the invasion of japan

03:20:46.900 when Harry Truman

03:20:48.900 had the uh

03:20:50.900 cojones

03:20:52.900 huevos

03:20:53.900 big brassies

03:20:54.900 to do what needed to be done

03:20:56.900 because uh

03:20:57.900 my brothers and i probably wouldn't be here

03:20:59.900 our dad would have

03:21:00.900 probably died in that invasion

03:21:01.900 they rerouted them after the uh

03:21:03.900 the uh

03:21:04.900 uh

03:21:05.900 hiroshima and

03:21:06.900 you know uh

03:21:07.900 nagasaki

03:21:08.900 up to china

03:21:09.900 because some of the uh

03:21:10.900 japanese soldiers wouldn't surrender

03:21:12.900 and daddy always said he was a cook

03:21:16.900 huh

03:21:17.900 deal

03:21:18.900 yeah

03:21:19.900 that's where i got that

03:21:21.900 so uh

03:21:22.900 when he came home from the marines

03:21:24.900 he and mom got married

03:21:25.900 and i love that

03:21:26.900 those old marine jackets

03:21:28.900 you know the square bottom

03:21:30.900 and i i wore his old mean green around

03:21:32.900 when i was a kid

03:21:33.900 until it drugged the hem off the bottom

03:21:35.900 so when i got

03:21:36.900 had some hit records of success

03:21:38.900 thank you dad and god and mom

03:21:40.900 i decided to have my clothes made like that

03:21:42.900 with epaulets

03:21:43.900 these

03:21:44.900 these are not military buttons

03:21:46.900 i do not deserve to wear that

03:21:47.900 i did not serve

03:21:48.900 i was number 296 in the draft

03:21:50.900 did not have to go to vietnam

03:21:52.900 but i put united states american

03:21:54.900 the american eagle

03:21:55.900 but i did it to honor my father

03:21:57.900 and after i had it

03:21:58.900 the thing made

03:21:59.900 and this is true

03:22:00.900 i didn't feel right about wearing it

03:22:02.900 i i thought somebody say

03:22:04.900 well there goes a soldier

03:22:05.900 i just

03:22:06.900 i couldn't do that

03:22:07.900 well i mustered up my courage

03:22:10.900 and we were going to the brothers

03:22:11.900 and i did a show for

03:22:13.900 uh up at a black college

03:22:15.900 in uh in uh dc

03:22:17.900 somebody help me with it

03:22:18.900 a university

03:22:19.900 for uh this man and his wife

03:22:21.900 who started the college

03:22:22.900 and college funds and stuff

03:22:24.900 hmm

03:22:25.900 howard

03:22:26.900 howard thank you

03:22:27.900 thank you

03:22:28.900 you invited this thing

03:22:30.900 in howard college

03:22:31.900 college

03:22:32.900 paul lind block

03:22:33.900 howard is howard

03:22:35.900 and so i got up there

03:22:37.900 and the gentleman who was putting on

03:22:39.900 uh that show for the foundation

03:22:41.900 that i walked up to him

03:22:42.900 i said sir

03:22:43.900 and i had known the gentleman

03:22:45.900 i said

03:22:46.900 i told him the story about my father

03:22:47.900 i said i've always felt strange about wearing it

03:22:49.900 but i thought i'd do it tonight

03:22:51.900 and ask your permission

03:22:52.900 uh and your blessing if it was alright

03:22:55.900 and my friend general colin powell said private

03:22:59.900 you wear that jacket for your daddy

03:23:04.900 so that's what it is tonight

03:23:07.900 sing it son sing it

03:23:09.900 whoo

03:23:10.900 what are we going to sing now

03:23:13.900 what do you want to sing

03:23:15.900 you want to sing something patriotic

03:23:16.900 what key you want to get in

03:23:18.900 you tell me

03:23:19.900 well houston

03:23:21.900 ain't ain't nothing more patriotic than rodeos right

03:23:25.900 everybody houston means that i'm one day

03:23:28.900 closer to you

03:23:31.900 oh honey houston houston means the last day of the turn we're through

03:23:41.900 yeah you man that's supposed to be g

03:23:45.900 god in the heaven above know i love what i do for a living i really do

03:23:50.900 oh but houston houston means that i'm one day closer to you

03:24:01.900 well singin at the world's biggest rodeo sure was a great time for me and the guys

03:24:07.900 oh but when i'm away from you honey time always and never flies

03:24:14.900 sleepin all alone in that holiday hotel show it's california blue

03:24:20.900 here i am houston and i'm one day closer to you

03:24:25.900 everybody now houston houston means that i'm one day closer to you

03:24:33.900 oh honey houston

03:24:39.900 where's texas

03:24:40.900 houston means the last day of the turn we're through

03:24:44.900 we'll tag it right here boys

03:24:57.900 yeah houston

03:24:59.900 houston houston means that i'm one day closer to you

03:25:14.900 you

03:25:15.900 yeah

03:25:17.900 now you sing one i'll sing with you

03:25:21.900 they don't call it call it

03:25:25.900 can i sing a larry gatlin song can i do one

03:25:29.900 hey you know what it's john richie's redneck rivier

03:25:32.900 it ain't larry gatlin's redneck rivier

03:25:34.900 you can sing the old cow cross the road way down in arkansas if you want to

03:25:38.900 but i'd be honored if you'd sing one of my songs

03:25:41.900 do i know it

03:25:43.900 well you might know this one larry you might know it

03:25:48.900 all right

03:25:50.900 all the gold

03:25:53.900 in california

03:25:58.900 in the center bank in the middle of beverly hill

03:26:03.900 and somebody else's name

03:26:06.900 they're living your dream

03:26:08.900 come on mary sing it

03:26:10.900 out of california

03:26:14.900 jump back

03:26:16.900 where you played before

03:26:19.900 here's a brand new game

03:26:22.900 go ahead jump

03:26:24.900 trying to be a hero

03:26:28.900 finding up a hero

03:26:32.900 in california

03:26:35.900 in california

03:26:36.900 down to your soul

03:26:39.900 take it there i'll play it

03:26:41.900 living on the spotlight

03:26:44.900 can kill a man out of pride

03:26:48.900 cause everything you can do first

03:26:53.900 is not good

03:26:55.900 y'all sing it now

03:26:57.900 now

03:26:58.900 say all the gold

03:27:00.900 in california

03:27:02.900 in california

03:27:06.900 is it what's right

03:27:08.900 in the middle of beverly hill

03:27:11.900 is somebody else's name

03:27:14.900 so in your dream

03:27:17.900 about california

03:27:20.900 out of california

03:27:22.900 you'll hear it

03:27:24.900 hit the top down

03:27:25.900 call

03:27:26.900 where you play

03:27:27.900 oh

03:27:28.900 california's brand new game

03:27:30.900 out of california

03:27:31.900 is a brand new game

03:27:32.900 a brand new game

03:27:35.400 a brand new game

03:27:36.900 A brand new day

03:28:06.900 Do you hear one more or two more

03:28:08.600 Are you guys still up for it

03:28:10.180 Alright

03:28:12.980 Alright here's

03:28:15.720 Here's the deal

03:28:17.060 My wife says you can tell you're hanging out

03:28:20.620 With Larry Gatlin if he says here's the deal

03:28:22.620 So here's the deal

03:28:23.480 About ten years ago

03:28:27.700 I was in an airplane

03:28:31.000 See I get in airplanes

03:28:34.780 Some people claim they get on them

03:28:38.120 You can try it

03:28:44.200 Hold on it's cold and windy out there

03:28:49.020 See in a logical world

03:28:53.160 People would get in the airplane

03:28:55.200 You know you've heard people

03:28:56.640 I'm going to get on the plane

03:28:57.720 Alright get in the plane

03:29:00.780 In a logical world you get in the plane

03:29:03.440 Of course in a logical world

03:29:05.000 The place you get in and out of the plane

03:29:07.220 Would not be called the terminal

03:29:09.200 That's a little

03:29:13.100 Especially if you're George W. Bush

03:29:16.600 What happened?

03:29:22.860 He loved airplanes

03:29:24.520 But see in a logical world

03:29:29.080 Men would ride side saddled

03:29:31.360 It took them a minute Larry

03:29:41.940 But they totally got the joke man

03:29:44.160 You are set right now

03:29:47.040 I'm good for life

03:29:48.600 Damn right

03:29:48.940 So here's what happened

03:29:50.580 I was in an airplane

03:29:51.900 I was reading

03:29:53.920 Well I used to not say the name of it

03:29:56.460 But when I first wrote it

03:29:57.620 I used to say

03:29:59.060 Well it was just a paper from

03:30:00.080 It's the New York Times

03:30:01.540 And uh

03:30:03.400 Well no

03:30:04.380 I was on Sunday

03:30:05.600 I always buy the New York Times

03:30:07.640 Because it has the book review

03:30:08.820 Sunday book review

03:30:09.760 And I also write

03:30:11.440 I read the New York Times

03:30:12.460 Just so I can

03:30:13.080 Kind of try to find out

03:30:14.420 What the enemy's plans are

03:30:15.740 Because we call it

03:30:17.880 The Communist Manifesto

03:30:19.020 At our house

03:30:19.680 So I was reading it

03:30:22.000 In the

03:30:23.080 Opinion

03:30:25.640 Editorial page

03:30:26.660 And the gist

03:30:27.740 Of this article

03:30:28.480 I was reading

03:30:29.160 Was what an awful country

03:30:30.540 America

03:30:30.860 And this was 10 years ago

03:30:32.260 You know

03:30:33.220 Before they started

03:30:33.920 Hollering and screaming

03:30:34.700 Like they are now

03:30:35.560 And I just got

03:30:37.040 I got pissed

03:30:38.140 Can you say that

03:30:39.240 On the podcast

03:30:39.960 And I was just

03:30:43.120 Steaming

03:30:43.640 I was just steaming

03:30:44.640 For about

03:30:45.100 Three or four minutes

03:30:46.740 And then all of a sudden

03:30:47.400 I broke out laughing

03:30:48.160 This is a true story

03:30:48.940 I broke out laughing

03:30:50.180 Because I remembered

03:30:51.880 Something that my old pal

03:30:53.740 Other John that I love

03:30:55.540 John Cash

03:30:56.260 He used to call me

03:30:57.820 The Pilgrim

03:30:58.520 One time

03:31:00.480 He told me a long time ago

03:31:01.920 He said

03:31:02.160 Pilgrim

03:31:02.740 Something makes you mad enough

03:31:05.200 Boy you'll damn sure

03:31:06.320 Write a song about it

03:31:07.560 So I did

03:31:08.480 J.R.

03:31:09.060 I'm going to sing it

03:31:09.640 For these folks

03:31:10.280 They have fed

03:31:14.220 Hungry people

03:31:15.380 They have clothed

03:31:16.880 People who didn't

03:31:18.280 Have clothes

03:31:19.140 They built a shelter

03:31:21.080 For people sleeping

03:31:23.300 Out in the cold

03:31:24.460 They've done all

03:31:25.900 The good things

03:31:26.920 Good people

03:31:29.400 Are supposed to do

03:31:30.800 Who are these good people

03:31:37.740 Americans that's who

03:31:41.700 They have freed millions of people

03:31:48.880 From the tyranny of evil men

03:31:52.240 They've handed the government

03:31:54.620 Back into the people's hands

03:31:57.780 You won't read

03:31:59.160 But you bought it

03:32:00.260 In the New York Times

03:32:02.000 I'm telling you

03:32:03.460 It's true

03:32:04.780 Who are these good people

03:32:11.000 Americans that's who

03:32:15.040 Glory, glory

03:32:23.860 They have left their wives

03:32:43.180 And babies and husbands

03:32:44.620 Marched headlong into hell

03:32:47.200 Left their wives and babies

03:32:53.100 Marched headlong into hell

03:32:56.500 So we could stand

03:33:01.140 There's something in there

03:33:02.000 I just got 75

03:33:02.980 So I could stand right up

03:33:05.120 And tell you how I feel about it

03:33:08.180 What I know in my heart is true

03:33:12.440 Who are these good people

03:33:18.760 Americans that's who

03:33:22.480 Hey, if you're a veteran

03:33:25.120 Would you stand up right now

03:33:26.660 If you're a veteran of our armed services

03:33:30.520 Stand up

03:33:31.660 Wave your hand

03:33:33.020 Sing it for them now

03:33:35.300 Glory, glory

03:33:39.080 Hallelujah

03:33:41.080 We appreciate you

03:33:45.580 Glory, glory

03:33:48.980 Glory, glory

03:33:50.980 Hallelujah

03:33:51.620 Who are these good people

03:33:58.600 Who are they?

03:34:00.440 Americans that's who

03:34:03.180 Americans that's who

03:34:07.620 Chick-a-boom

03:34:11.840 They're gambling

03:34:15.720 Ladies and gentlemen

03:34:16.560 I love y'all

03:34:19.200 I love John Rich

03:34:20.820 His new music

03:34:22.060 Thank God

03:34:23.060 Hey, let me tell you something

03:34:24.720 Let me tell you something

03:34:25.900 I believe this in my heart

03:34:27.780 I really do

03:34:28.680 And I never thought about it

03:34:29.860 Until right this minute

03:34:30.880 There are more

03:34:32.360 Of us

03:34:33.740 Than there are

03:34:35.500 Of them

03:34:36.200 There really are

03:34:37.760 Don't forget that

03:34:39.960 You're not alone

03:34:40.700 Out there

03:34:41.140 I love you John Rich

03:34:42.440 God bless you guys

03:34:44.060 Thanks for coming

03:34:44.820 To Turd Stock 2023

03:34:46.640 I hope you had a good time

03:34:48.720 On the count of three

03:34:50.080 Give me a yee-haw

03:34:51.400 Say one, two, three

03:34:52.500 Yee-haw

03:34:53.980 Mr. Katzer

03:34:56.340 Up on the stage

03:35:00.180 Hey, before we leave

03:35:02.280 We have to do something

03:35:03.680 For the liberals here

03:35:04.740 So

03:35:05.060 I brought him all the way

03:35:07.780 Hey, hey, hey

03:35:08.620 Let's moon the sumbitches

03:35:10.620 So

03:35:12.900 My liberal cousin

03:35:15.040 Hip turd

03:35:15.700 Is here tonight

03:35:16.600 So

03:35:17.400 Let's bring him up

03:35:18.100 On the stage

03:35:18.660 For a minute

03:35:19.180 My liberal cousin

03:35:20.060 Hip turd

03:35:20.580 Is here

03:35:21.020 I'm not kidding

03:35:33.820 I brought my liberal cousin

03:35:34.980 Hip turd

03:35:35.460 I gotta be representative

03:35:36.420 So here

03:35:37.280 There you go

03:35:38.940 Yep

03:35:40.440 Hey

03:35:46.020 There you go

03:35:48.020 Hey for real

03:35:51.000 Was that the most

03:35:52.400 Incredible music

03:35:53.360 Was that fun

03:35:54.420 Intimate crowd

03:35:55.580 When we do

03:35:58.500 Turd Stock 2024

03:35:59.720 It's gonna be like

03:36:00.560 Willy Wonka's

03:36:01.360 Golden Tickets

03:36:02.040 Trying to get them down

03:36:02.980 Dang

03:36:03.380 Hey

03:36:06.120 We just wanted to give you guys

03:36:07.700 A night to relax

03:36:08.660 I mean it's stressful

03:36:09.480 We all go through

03:36:10.660 All this stressful stuff

03:36:11.720 And thanks so much

03:36:13.120 For coming out

03:36:13.920 Thank you

03:36:14.860 Woo

03:36:15.560 And I promise

03:36:19.340 You guys just saw the show

03:36:20.900 Of your lifetime

03:36:21.540 Right then

03:36:22.260 And I'm a musician

03:36:25.540 That's the best music thing

03:36:27.080 I've ever seen in my life

03:36:28.240 Right there

03:36:28.600 And I'm not kidding

03:36:29.280 Thank you once again

03:36:31.960 And I love you all

03:36:33.080 I'm gonna be hanging out

03:36:34.080 Let's have a drink

03:36:35.280 Let's celebrate America

03:36:37.200 Let's have a good time

03:36:38.340 Good night everybody

03:36:39.500 Good night

03:36:40.180 Good night y'all

03:36:41.080 Take care

03:36:41.860 Good night

03:36:43.740 Good night

03:36:46.560 Good day

03:36:46.980 Good night

03:36:47.600 Good night

03:36:47.940 Good night

03:36:50.060 Good night

03:36:52.260 Good night

03:37:02.460 Good night

03:37:02.520 Good night

03:37:06.580 Good night

03:37:06.940 Good night

03:37:07.580 Thank you.

03:37:37.580 Thank you.

03:38:07.580 Thank you.

03:38:37.580 Thank you.

03:39:07.580 Thank you.

03:39:37.580 Thank you.

03:40:07.580 Thank you.

03:40:37.580 Thank you.

03:41:07.580 Thank you.

03:41:37.580 Thank you.

03:42:07.580 Thank you.

03:42:37.580 Thank you.

03:43:07.580 Thank you.

03:43:37.580 Thank you.

03:44:07.580 Thank you.

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In the Litter Box - November 12, 2023

TURDSTOCK '23 - In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 453 - 11⧸12⧸2023

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