US： Checkmate ｜ In the Litter Box w⧸ Jewels Jones & Catturd – Ep. 982 – 3⧸4⧸2026
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Summary
Cat and Jules are back in the litter box talking about the Iranian submarine attack on a U.S. vessel in the Indian Ocean, the results of the mid-term elections, and much, much more!
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
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Things that go boom in the day and the night around here.
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I do some wild and crazy stuff, but going down to the sub isn't something that intrigued me.
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I used to, in my work, I used to climb big giant bridges 285 feet up and I can climb
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and heights don't bother me, but I just don't like confined spaces.
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And you start to get that claustrophobic feeling.
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I don't like a shower that doesn't have a window in it.
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In the Indian Ocean, an American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was
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The first sinking of an enemy ship by torpedo since World War II.
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Shock and awe that is being heard all around the country.
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And it's not just that, but the elections as well.
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And I told everybody, and I was like, man, Crockett's going to be, she could win that.
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And I said, man, she won't even win her primary against that freak.
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AOC and her and Bernie Sanders and all these stupid, idiot communists, they don't have any
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I mean, especially AOC and Crockett and the squad.
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They can't, they can't, you know, you think they're going to win a nationwide contest?
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They can't win a statewide contest if they try it anywhere.
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A hundred and twenty-two Trump endorsed candidates win.
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Trump candidates lead by an average of plus 43%.
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He tried to start an argument with you, and that didn't end so well, now did it?
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That's another one that was on the bucket list to remove.
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This guy was just, I mean, you want to talk about an ego.
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You know who I thought of first, though, when we got the news of this?
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Was his wife, because I hear she is just one of the nicest people you would ever want to know.
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And here he is, just as obnoxious as he can be.
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I mean, and that's just based on his own previous behavior that we've all witnessed.
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I went crazy over him because of his stock trades.
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And then he was saying, unlike you, man, anonymous behind an anonymous account has never served the country.
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My face is literally, a picture of me is literally on my phone.
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Well, I mean, you know, he was such a clown.
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But you've got people that are in office right now that are looking at the results of what just happened.
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And they're starting to get a little uncomfortable in their seats.
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Because we can do the exact same thing to them.
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I mean, Adam Kinzinger, Kinzinger, the same thing with you.
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As soon as you call them out, it's like, okay, an automatic loss.
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They're not very excited about what's going on in MAGA world, where MAGA is becoming the magnificent.
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One weird thing that's going to happen, and I'm just going to brace everybody for it,
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because the Ken Paxton, John Cornyn, Trump said he's going to choose one soon.
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And so he's going to pick Cornyn, just so everybody knows.
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I'm going to support him to the end, of course.
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Now, this is, I don't know any inside scoop or nothing, but this is my theory of why.
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It's because he's the last vote on the SAVE Act.
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And if he doesn't, if he endorses Ken, then he'll just say, I ain't going to vote for him like Tillis does.
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That's just my theory of why he's going to do it, so he can get the SAVE Act fast.
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That's why he endorses Gramnesty, who I can't stand, over Thomas Massey.
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Yeah, they both, not only do they both irk me the same way, they look exactly alike.
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I don't know this for a fact, but this is my theory that he's going to do it, man.
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So we're going to have to suffer with him for six more years?
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No, you guys got to get out there and get the message out on Ken Paxson.
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There's a lot of things that I support with President Trump.
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But having Corning up in there with all of the rhinos for six more years, I cannot swallow that pill.
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I hope that he either stays out of it or he supports Ken Paxton.
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He did a tweet today that says he is going to and he expects the other guy to drop out.
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The guy they're running against is, I mean, he's worse than Crockett.
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We should have a welcome mat and welcome all illegals that want to come.
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You ain't going to win in Texas saying that.
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I don't give a damn if you're running against a dog.
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White people are the problem in the world.
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I mean, he's just one of them straight up crazy left wing platitude.
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I'm just telling you what I think is going to happen.
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Be a shock absorber here to let you know if he does it, this is why he does it.
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I know Corning's probably behind the scenes going on the vote.
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If you lose him, they're never going to get the save act.
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And this is going to be a hard pill to swallow for a lot of people.
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But, I mean, regardless, look at what happened when you continue to endorse these rhinos.
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I mean, I went against him hardcore on the two weeks to spread the curve.
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I was one of the only conservatives that come out strong about no.
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Well, the whole thing is going to be interesting, the way it plays out.
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You have me all upset, because I am 100% Ken Paxton.
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I mean, look at what happens when he endorses people.
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Does the snake bite us now, or does the snake bite us later?
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The snake is going to continue to bite, bite, bite the whole time.
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If he loses the primary, he's going to be snakebiting him all the way through this with
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So that's, I'm just telling you, that's his way of thinking.
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I'll be glad to come on and say, man, thank God I was wrong.
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I don't pretend to be right, and their opinions, my opinions, straight from God.
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I'm actually glad that you prepped us a little bit, just in case, because he's just in cases.
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If it comes out of the dark, I mean, that would just freak us all out.
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I'm just thinking logically, if he doesn't do it, man, he's such an asshole, that he'll
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go against Trump the whole time, and they'll never get anything past the rest of the year,
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But, I mean, what is the guarantee that he would do something to even support President
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Well, because he's still running in a race all the way that's not going to be in November,
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and he's trying to get these certain things done.
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I've been for Kim Paxson since he put his hat in the ring.
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The establishment put him in here, so he couldn't get 50% of the vote.
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They threw $100 million behind Corning, and Paxson had $4 million.
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And he still would have beat him if the other guy wasn't in a race.
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Yeah, he would have got about probably 51%, 52%, I'd say.
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So it was just like, okay, we'll have two more months to think about it, or three, or whatever it is to the race.
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Yep, people trying to move around the chess pieces.
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They should, if your primary, you should have raised money for your own primary, and the GOP should save money for when you're fighting the Democrats, not fighting another Republican.
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Well, it just goes to show you how divided this party actually is.
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We are fighting the RINOs just as much as we are fighting the Democrats, if not, in some cases, worse.
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I mean, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
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The GOP hates MAGA and Trump, the only president in history to have recess appointments blocked by his own party.
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So you've got Leader Thune, who's going to send the Senate on vacation despite DHS being funded, defunded, and Save America Act lying on his desk.
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Instead of recessing, he'll have a few members hold pro forma sessions to keep President Trump's recess appointments out.
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This man just continues to slap us every way he can.
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If I'm calling three times a day and everybody else is doing the same thing, can you imagine?
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I mean, I've spoken to people that answer the phone.
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I've spoken to the whole group of them, I'm sure, by now.
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And now you've got Scott Pressler who's headed to his, you know, backyard, Thune's backyard, to spread the word on the Save America Act.
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If we have it our way, this guy is such a failure, he's going to end up just like Paul Ryan, okay?
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Out there on some board somewhere after this term.
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We're going to make sure that he's out of office the way he's been playing.
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It's going to allow us to have a MAGA leader in there.
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As much as Trump wins, no matter how big his landslides, no matter how much enthusiasm, they always get in the back room and gather and do an anti-Trumper every time.
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He does support Trump, it seems like, when it counts.
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But the Senate, I mean, we've had, who have we had in the Senate ever?
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And then, I can't even remember who was the Senate leader before McConnell, and I'm a political buff, and I can't even remember.
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I remember, you know, Harry Reid, and I remember Chuck Schumer and all the ones they got.
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But for the Republican, the Republican Senate, I can't even think of who it is.
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I mean, it was really an emotional experience for him.
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Didn't you just give birth to a new child?
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Well, I felt for him every single time he was in a situation, because he just really, I
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mean, you felt for him if he was going through all of that.
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So Mitch McConnell became the Senate Republican leader in 2007, succeeding Bill Frist, who led
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But, I mean, really, this whole thing is definitely turning.
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You know, Sernovich, he says, Ken Paxton has won statewide elections.
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Tallarico, I think that's how you say his name, is Beta 2.0.
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There has had net migration of Republican voters into Texas since then.
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I know, but I'm just telling you, I'll brace yourselves.
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He's going to sacrifice it to get the Save Act.
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But what would you do if it's the difference between that and getting the Save Acts, or
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Ken picks it in there and not getting the Save Act, what would you do?
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I mean, the Save Act would literally save elections, and, I mean, without it, the country's gone.
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Well, if they were to just nuke the filibuster, then we wouldn't have to go through any of this.
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Well, you have to do that to still just get barely 50 votes and Vance being the tiebreaker.
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Okay, so if the voters still vote Ken Paxton is, is he going to hold a grudge?
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Oh, you're saying that he's saying he has to step down.
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But you're saying that he's going to ask the other person to get out of the race.
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I mean, there's going to be a lot of twists and turns.
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There's never a dull moment with President Trump.
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I'm just trying to get everybody to expand just a little bit what the way he's thinking.
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If his Save Act wasn't there, he wouldn't even get involved in it.
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But the Save Act is so important to get this law and get it to his desk so we can have, I mean, even by the midterms, you have to show an ID to vote.
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I mean, they're still going to cheat, but 90 percent of it would be gone.
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And without Cornyn, if he does PACs and PACs and win, Cornyn's going to be just like Tillis.
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So I'm just saying that's the things Trump has to deal with.
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People don't realize what he's got to deal with, and sometimes he makes questionable decisions or things that you think are questionable.
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So I try to put in every situation what he would do, and I know that's on the line.
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And he's thinking, do I sacrifice getting a skunk in here so I can save the Save Act?
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If we can't get a friggin' to show our ID to vote in an election done.
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We can never get a—our problem is we win the House and Senate, but we always have one or two margin.
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I mean, if you had a 30 in the House and six in the Senate, then you wouldn't have no problems.
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But he's got to tiptoe around on a tight wire, you know.
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So when he can't lose one vote, and it's just like—and trying to manage that is difficult and trying to get these big things across.
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We have to secure these elections or the country's over, and that's the way he thinks first.
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He don't think—I'm not—you know, it's a Texas one-state Senate of a 100 races.
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I'm just—don't shoot me, because I want Ken Paxton in there.
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But that's why I think in the next day or two, he's going to come out for that skunk, hold his nose and do it.
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If he does, I hope he explains it just like I explained it.
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That's really given me a bad feeling, because I was just like, go, Paxton, go.
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I'm not going to be able to—even if Trump endorses Corning.
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I only get so—you know, if it's Florida, then I'm going balls in.
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Because, you know, as far as state politics, I'm really into my state.
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And a lot of people—man, I get messages all the time.
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Hey, I'm in the 3rd District in North Dakota, and can you help push this candidate?
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And then I know, and I'm just like, God, I don't have time to—you know, you can't
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push a candidate in my position unless you, like, do tons of background.
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Not in a state that I had no—I had no idea who your governor is.
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I get involved in them because I don't—I'm not able to have fair and free elections in
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So, the ones that I get excited about are the ones like the Paxton Cornyn race or, you
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I mean, those are the ones that I look to because I feel like I have—my vote hasn't
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So, I always look to other states and cheer them on, knowing full well that California
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They're going to continue to count well past the deadline until they get their desired results.
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This is why, I mean, between the Save America Act and, of course, you know, getting some
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of these rhinos out of office in some of these other states, I feel like we have a fighting
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You know, I mean, do you really believe a snake?
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Do you really believe that he is going to stick to it and pass the Save America Act?
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If he's—if he'll do it—look, Thune is Corning's BFF.
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All the people that we can't stand want Thune in there.
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And so, if that's what I'm thinking, he's worked some kind of deal, I will get your buddy
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So, we continue this whole uphill battle with them in office for another six more years,
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each and every single one of them, them thinking that we will possibly forget or that they will
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be able to turn things back to the Bush dynasty, you know, after Trump is out of office.
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Don't get mad at my prediction until it comes through.
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But still, it's just one of those things that it's like, all right, this is what we're
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And so, we're going to have to deal with the devil.
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And sometimes you got to, you know, read the art of a deal.
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Sometimes you got to, you know, you have to make a terrible deal to get what you want.
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But, I mean, but that's just what I'm thinking.
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I logically, like, why would he not mention that?
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He didn't even mention them when it was a three-way race.
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It looks like if the race was held, it's still even, but it looks like Paxson is going
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to—could probably be a three- to four-point, two-point favorite.
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But if Trump threw, you know, his weight behind Paxson, he'd win automatically.
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But all of a sudden, not only did he say, which is unprecedented, did he say, I'm going
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to pick one, and I want the other one to—I'm asking, he didn't say the man, I'm asking
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the other one to drop down so we can just get this seat, win it.
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Y'all can all go nanny-nanny-boo-boo when I'm wrong.
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I think you have a very good theory, but—and thank you for softening the blow now that we
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hear it this way instead of, like, straight from President Trump, because I would have
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I would have been very—I mean, whoever told me that, I would be mad at them, so whatever.
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Well, whether it's true or not, they've been running negative campaigns against Kim Paxson
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I don't know if any of that's true, and I doubt it is.
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I don't know anything about their personal lives.
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But I'm just telling you, man, it has been a brutal, brutal campaign.
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I was listening to a radio show, and they're showing some of the commercials, Corning's
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$100 million, I mean, you know, $100 million, that's the best money can buy right there.
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And you can beat it across Texas all day long, man, and everybody ain't on X.
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And every time they turn in, they're like, Kim Paxson's having an affair.
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I mean, they just—and they'll just say anything.
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Well, we did have a lot of things that were great, and that is that we had 122 Trump-endorsed
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And it looks like we've got a whole bunch of people, even on the Democrat side.
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I mean, the whole thing with Crockett, I mean, that was fun.
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It's the first thing I ask if somebody—it's like, hey, I'm running for Senate.
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Is there any way you can help me retweet some stuff?
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First thing I'll ask is, are you Trump-endorsed?
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And they're like, yeah, man, I got here—here's the full thing, man.
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I said, yeah, I can probably get behind the help.
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You know, I don't—you know, I don't take any money.
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Because without his endorsement, it's hard to win, man.
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I mean, you know, this is what we're looking at, though, too.
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You've got Al Green, Crenshaw, Crockett, all of them gone.
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I mean, we knew the Paxton race was going to go into it.
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We knew with the third candidate, no way somebody was going to get 50%.
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So we knew that one just did what we thought it would do.
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I thought Crockett could probably win the primary, at least.
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And then she'd come out and accuse people of cheating.
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And then the polls closed at 7, and they went judge shopping and got somebody in the—just
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in Democrat areas to say, like, you know, in the deep cities to—they had judges come
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out and said, no, we'll let you vote until 9 to try to get her across the finish line.
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And then the state Supreme Court came back and said, no, you don't get to go extra time.
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A judge can't say, oh, we're just going to extend the time.
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And then here comes Crockett saying, I just want y'all to know.
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If you didn't got there from 7 to 9 and voted, they ain't going to count y'all votes.
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And she was all of a sudden saying that her opponents were cheating in the elections,
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It's great for X and for soundbots and for the view, but it has no appeal in the real world.
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I loved it, especially losing to Steve Toth in double digits.
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But, yeah, we're just going to have to keep an eye on this.
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Everybody, we don't ever get rid of Ron knows, well, Liz Cheney's gone.
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I mean, we—it is slowly but surely happening.
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And, you know, incumbents and primaries win 96% of the time, so that's a serious uphill battle.
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Especially entrenched ones that's been up there 10, 12, 14, 15 years.
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They've already—they already got a big, giant database of donors and lobbyists that they're going to push them, and they get all the money.
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They've got a campaign team that's run a successful campaign for three, four elections.
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They've got name recognition, and like everybody don't know, all the key players, they just go in there, and they see what Tom Cotton all the time on TV in their state, and they go to the ballot box, and they just, my own vote Republican.
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I mean, just like Abbott, Greg Abbott, he won his 2026 Texan Republican primary for governor.
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But this was even bigger, the fact that you've got 95 percent of Texas voters past Proposition 10 calling for a ban on Sharia law.
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That was huge, especially with all of the things that have been happening in Texas.
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Wait, now they've passed to put it on the ballot?
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Because usually primaries, it's just to pass to put it on the ballot for the minute.
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They've passed the Proposition 10 calling for a bill, a ban on Sharia law.
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Because here in the primaries, they'll vote—you'll vote to put something on the ballot, right?
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And then if it passes or not, it will be in November.
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You can't beat that, especially with the invasion—and we should just call it what it is—of the Muslims into Texas.
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And Sharia law is definitely a threat to the Constitution.
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Anybody that's read the two know that they are not compatible in either way, in any situation.
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That was just, you know, music to, I think, a lot of people's ears.
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And then, of course, back in the Middle East, speaking of trash bags, you've got the Ayatollah, his son, who you've been calling the Ayatollah—what were you calling him?
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All these stories about him being impotent, and he's been like—the guy owns, like, 10, $20 million homes all over England.
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And then—but he's known for, like, visiting clinics there, going there for—so, you know, he can't get it up.
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So I was just like, you know, Ayatollah, Viagra.
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Well, they're making it very clear that they're continuing on.
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And so I'm sure they're—if he is, they're moving him around just as fast as they possibly can.
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But they can only do that for so long, especially with what this whole operation looks like.
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Some of the scenes, they've just got—they are running the board.
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So they may have—who was elected the next supreme leader of Iran.
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The same people that President Trump just took out?
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And so they're talking about the fact that they will be probably arming some Kurds to make sure that they get the civilians involved so that they can rise up,
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so that they can start taking control of their nation.
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I mean, these are the things that happen, and a lot of things are going on behind the scene.
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Well, President Trump is showing the strength of our country, like, in ways we've never seen.
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They're conducting the shock and awe campaign in Tehran.
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President Trump says that about everything has been knocked off.
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Yeah, they're down like the 80 percent of their missile launches, 75 percent for the five days.
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And it's just they're systematically—they're destroying their Navy.
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They have no more—hardly any airplanes in the sky.
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They've completely wiped out their Air Force, their Navy.
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You can't—it's just—it can't keep continuing.
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And now they're just going to—everywhere they're at, man, they've got intel.
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If you don't think they've got intel on all their leadership, they've got intel on everything.
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They've got some serious plant CIA agents or assets inside that country, man.
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This is really—I just love what he's doing, I have to say.
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And especially since he has got this whole thing figured out to where, you know,
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he may be arming the Kurds to use as boots on the ground in Iran.
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Not American soldiers, but people that are going to be fighting for their own freedom in their own country.
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So, you know, the less involvement, the least amount of time there, I believe, is what President Trump has expressed.
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We're not going to have years-long wars or anything like that.
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What else is going on in the news that never stopped?
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You just really dropped a bomb on me today, cat.
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So when it does hit, you'll kind of understand it a little bit.
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The vote is going to be this year because they're going to try to do it before the midterm.
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So, I mean, although Cornyn, you know, if Ken Paxton won, he would definitely vote for it.
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But that's, it doesn't matter because the vote is, they're trying to get the vote now.
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And I'm just wondering if he didn't make a deal because he just come out and said that all of a sudden,
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if he didn't make a deal and they're, if they, I mean, he can get it across the finish line.
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And he went and said, well, I'll get, I'll get your boy across the finish line, but I want the save act.
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What I don't want is Cornyn and those save acts.
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Well, see, I mean, that's the thing is that, okay, how much you trust these people?
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Because, I mean, here you've got, you know, this thing happening here where you have the only president in history to have recess appointments blocked by his own party.
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I mean, this is, these are the people that you're dealing with.
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These are the shady losers that we have got in our party.
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I mean, I wanted to start a campaign to say, get Thune out of here because the calls aren't working.
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If he is that weak and ineffective or that big of a slime ball.
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He couldn't talk anybody into doing nothing, you know.
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So, I mean, they obviously hate President Trump.
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But the fact is, is that here you've got all of this hanging out there.
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I mean, Trump is the only president in history that has had recess appointments blocked by his own party.
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Remember that guy that was kidnapped for the wealthy Ukraine businessman?
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And he had the tattoos, and then he made that video, and his fingers were cut off?
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He was, I guess they had, he had stowed some money from the mob, and they wanted it back, $10 million.
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He was like a playboy, rich kid, Ukrainian businessman.
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And then, yeah, they just found his severed head and limbs all cut up, his head cut off in Bali.
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Severed head, limbs found in Bali, believed to belong to the kidnapped son of that businessman.
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He did that video, and they had his fingers cut off.
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They're going to kill me right now if you don't get them this money.
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I'll just repost it if anybody wants to see it.
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There was a huge story online three or four days ago when that video was crazy.
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And then I was thinking maybe he's trying to steal money from his family and faking it.
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But, I mean, I was just thinking, I wonder if he's faking it, or maybe it's real.
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But, no, it was real because I just found his head and his arms and his legs and everything, and I'll cut it off.
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Well, I mean, that's what happens when you steal $10 million from the mafia.
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I mean, things aren't going to go well, I wouldn't think.
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President Trump is just doing, he's making some big moves here, and what he's doing with his opponents, my gosh.
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Speaking of people that have disappeared, did you hear about the missing retired Air Force general who led U.S. military research lab that develops directed energy technology?
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He's Major General William Neal McCaskland, who was reported missing in New Mexico.
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He served three years as the commander of the Phillips Research Site at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico, which is notable for its directed energy weapons and advanced space technologies.
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Well, so they have been looking for him for quite some time now.
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Well, it looks like he, the sheriff's office continues the active search and investigation into the disappearance of 68-year-old William Neal McCaskland, who was seen on Friday, February 27th.
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Well, this comes a month after NBC star, of course, Savannah Guthrie's mother, Nancy Guthrie, went missing in Tucson, Arizona.
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I think everybody sees the writing on the wall.
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There is nothing about that whole thing that makes any damn sense whatsoever.
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The weirdest thing is the sheriff, and you know, hadn't you seen the first 48 on A&E channel, where it's at, the Discovery Channel?
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The first 48 on missing persons, if you don't find them in the first 48 hours, or if you don't solve somebody's crime or murder or missing person in 48 hours, it's hard.
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And in them crucial times, the police chief wouldn't let the FBI was there, wouldn't work with them.
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I know you've got 130 people you can give us, but nope.
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Why wouldn't you want to, all the help you can get, man, to try to find somebody that's in grave danger.
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And President Trump, he sent out every single resource that he had to try to recover her mom, Guthrie.
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There's, to me, there's, unless there's some weird stuff going on.
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There's no way she can, if she was young, you'd say, well, there's a chance, you know, they could hold her, she could survive.
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But, I mean, this is an old lady on heart medication, a pacemaker that's not working.
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I mean, they're just, and in unbelievable stress, and they found blood all over the place.
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I know President Trump did everything that he could to, you know, send in everybody, the FBI, and everyone else to try to find out.
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But, I haven't heard any updates, and it's kind of fizzled a little bit.
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He can't, I'm going to tell you something about that guy.
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I mean, you got to, I mean, look at the difference between him and Trump.
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But he ain't never had to get anything rough after him.
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But, I thought Nancy Mace, she did a very good job of, she's been doing a great job of asking questions, putting people on the spot lately.
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So, in 2017, $1 million was spent on autism in Minnesota.
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You have Governor Tim Waltz pretends not to be aware of all of these numbers.
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Him and that rotten-ass A.G., Keith Ellison, whatever his name is.
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And then Omar, and then that gay fray, Mayor Gay Fray.
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All four of them are totally in the middle of that crap, man.
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If you don't think they're getting campaign contributions and guaranteed votes and money up under the table,
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and whatever weird shit Tampon Tim is, it damn sure probably, I mean, he needs to just come on out of the closet.
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With his weird-ass family and his weird-ass.
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The funniest thing, man, we ain't heard from her.
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Her eyes are going across, and one's looking north, one's looking south.
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And then she's, you know, and then just, and she talks to you like you're a second grade, you know, class.
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I don't think she said another word the entire campaign.
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I mean, but, you know, Jim Jordan asked him questions.
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He asked, you know, why his state resumed making payments to a nonprofit after it was being investigated for fraud.
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I mean, you have the expression on his face when he did all that.
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He wanted to put himself front and center, and he did.
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And then the left got mad at him because he just stopped talking because he's just like, man, I'm in big trouble here.
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I just want to get out, take my money and my millions I got, and just slip to the background, put some earmuffs on so I don't have to hear.
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I'm going to run for office again somewhere else.
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It's just, well, you know, some people are perfectly suited for one another, and I think in that case, that worked out just that way.
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And then their daughters, an apple, didn't fall far off the old tampon tree either.
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This man needs to be recommended to be investigated.
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I mean, he shows up, and he's wearing a lapel pin of Minnesota flag, the new flag, of course, the flag that looks like the flag of Somalia, right?
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They changed their flag to look just like Somalia's.
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What a slob in the face to people that, you know, had their great-great-granddaddy Minnesota down to now.
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They have taken over the area completely, and this is why.
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They have these politicians like Tampon Tim who are in their pockets, and they guarantee them the votes.
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They'll stay in office and turn a blind eye to whatever fraud is going on.
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They allow it to continue, and then they get kickbacks in one way or another, whether it's votes or whether it's money, in their pocket.
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You wouldn't do something like this unless you did.
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Look at the amount of money we're talking about.
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And old new scum is going to be itching for a post because you know what?
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He hasn't not had one in forever, and he is going to be O-U-T with nowhere to roam, thank goodness.
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He is the worst thing that ever happened to my state.
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They need to put up that Cornyn and Paxton poll, I think.
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I think a lot of us would be looking in that direction if they did.
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But you can head on over and basically look at all the chances.
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Will the Iranian regime fall by June 30th as one?
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Texas Republican Senate primary winner, 87% is John Cornyn.
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That's because he got more votes in the primary already.
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I was about to say, there's no way that could be the general, I mean, the runoff.
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And then you have, of course, Bitcoin five minute up or down.
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You have U.S. and Iran ceasefire by March 15th or March 31st, April 30th.
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They give you a nice little brief on it before you actually go into it.
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But polymarket.com is really kind of fun because they come up with all different kinds of scenarios
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There was a guy who bet $100,000 and it was crazy about when the war in Iran was going
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to start and he ended up getting it right and receiving $1.1 million for his prediction.
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And then the Democrats down the hill said they're going to investigate it because it's like insider
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I trust that more than I do our lotteries considering how they've turned out.
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If you bet $100,000, he's already got a million.
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And that sounds like that's what Tim Walsh, after being beat up today, is going to need.
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Before we go to, Trump formally nominates, with the paperwork and everything, Kevin Walsh,
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Trump formally nominates Kevin Walsh to replace Powell as Fed chair.
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She is one of the heiresses to that company and ran it for quite some time.
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So this will be very interesting to see if we can get them in.
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So we are going to be off the air from Friday until Monday.
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And we'll be back on next Tuesday, but we'll be back.
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We'll be here tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern time.
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We're going to start taking a four-day weekend at least once a month just because sanity purposes.
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And trying to get other things done in our lives because we're always running behind because we're doing six days a week.
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If I didn't have 10 rescues at the time and 14 at one time, if I didn't have 10 rescues, I could get everything done and do everything easy.
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But, man, when you've got that many pets, if everything goes perfect all day, which it never does with 10 pets, one of them is always doing some dumb shit.
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I mean, they were little tiny babies and then all of a sudden they just kept growing.
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When they were first born, you knew that you had some fluffy ones and you were worried about keeping them in Florida because they have such thick coats.
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But this kind of helps us because I'm on the show six days a week and I can't get anything in my regular life done.
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So this is a good thing to try to catch up with all the things that I need to do in order to keep the show running and keep everything going, too.
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Because these late nights and whenever there's an upgrade, oh, my gosh, then you can just forget it.
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So these things will help us have better shows for all of you, too.
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So, yeah, we're going to be off on Friday, back on Tuesday.
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In 24 hours, it's just every 24 hours, it's like three weeks of stuff you got to cram in.
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Cyborg, there will be no spilling of the tea this Saturday.
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We'll see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern time.