John Bolton - September 10, 2025


BREAKING NEWS! Major Alberta Projects APPROVED (SATIRE)


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

161.62714

Word Count

645

Sentence Count

47

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

The Prime Minister of Canada has just approved the Northern Gateway pipeline, and the Premier of British Columbia is now saying there will be no pipeline going through his province. When asked why, he had a two-word answer: "No consensus." We also hear that a group of people said they don't want the pipeline to go through British Columbia.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I want to be perfectly clear as you watch this video that it is satire,
00:00:05.420 but that doesn't mean it's not going to happen.
00:00:12.080 Hi, it's John and welcome to the channel. It is 6 16 a.m. Wednesday, September the 16th.
00:00:17.720 Hope you're having a great day today. I do have my big blue mug of coffee. I appreciate you being
00:00:21.820 here today. And if you are a subscriber and you're watching this right now, you are part of a world
00:00:27.200 exclusive right here on this channel. As you know, Premier Danielle Smith of Alberta and the
00:00:33.360 Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, meeting to discuss the future of Alberta when it comes to
00:00:39.000 major projects, and that would be pipelines. You may recall that the Premier gave the government
00:00:45.000 of Canada, regardless of the party that won on April 28th, six months to get rid of regulation
00:00:51.120 that were standing in the way of Alberta's prosperity. And within the next week, that six
00:00:56.520 months will be up. Well, we have it on good authority that Mark Carney, through his major
00:01:02.100 projects office in Calgary, has just approved the Northern Gateway pipeline. As you remember,
00:01:08.860 Northern Gateway was blocked after years of opposition from Indigenous nations, environmental
00:01:14.280 groups, and some provinces. In 2016, the federal government officially rejected it, citing risks to
00:01:20.200 the environment and Indigenous rights, particularly threats to B.C.'s coast, and lack of consent from
00:01:25.440 affected First Nations. So, great news today. Northern... One moment. We're just getting news that
00:01:32.260 Premier David Eby, the left-wing Premier of British Columbia, is now saying there will be no Northern
00:01:39.740 Gateway pipeline. When asked his reason why, he had a two-word answer. No consensus, is what he said.
00:01:48.020 We also hear that this group here has said that they do not want a pipeline going through British
00:01:52.600 Columbia. So, there will be no Northern Gateway pipeline. But we do have it on good authority that
00:01:58.300 Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of the country, through his major projects office in Calgary, has
00:02:03.060 just approved the Energy East pipeline. As you recall, Energy East was cancelled in 2017, after strong
00:02:10.760 opposition from environmental groups, Indigenous communities, and several provinces over climate,
00:02:15.580 safety, and water concerns. So, good news that Energy... One moment. We have news coming in that the Premier
00:02:23.880 of Manitoba, Wab Canu, is saying there will be no pipeline going through his province. When asked why, he had
00:02:30.660 a two-word answer, and it was no consensus. We're also getting word that Francois Legault, the Premier of Quebec,
00:02:38.080 has said the same thing. Obviously, he's saying it in French. This group of people said they don't want the
00:02:44.180 pipeline going through either. We've had no word from Doug Ford, the Premier of Ontario. He wasn't able
00:02:50.500 for comment. He had other commitments.
00:02:55.420 Prime Minister Mark Carney, an anti-oil, net-zero proponent, has provided himself an easy out by
00:03:01.920 allowing vetoes for provinces and Aboriginal groups of any major Alberta projects. As he has stated many
00:03:08.560 times... We will not impose a project on a province. We need consensus behind these projects,
00:03:16.960 and we need the participation of Indigenous peoples. We will only do that in the case where we have the
00:03:23.000 support of First Nations. We have the support of all the provinces coming together with consensus.
00:03:30.220 No word from Premier Danielle Smith on these latest developments,
00:03:34.060 but we've just had a response from some Alberta independence groups who say they are preparing
00:03:39.580 for an all-out push to have their province leave a country that wants their riches but denies them
00:03:45.900 prosperity. Thank you very much for watching this video. If you liked it, please give it a thumbs up,
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00:03:56.340 and I know this was satire, but it could come true.