Trudeau's Ketchup Diplomacy - Canada is effed
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Summary
We now have ketchup diplomacy in Canada. That's how far we've fallen. Canada's trade relations with the United States are at an all-time low, and it's time to do something about it.
Transcript
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Hi, it's John, and welcome to the channel, 11.32 a.m. on Thursday, January 23rd.
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I do have my big blue mug of coffee, a late cup of coffee this morning, and I'm going
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If you live in Canada right now, we are absolutely f***ed, and I call this Ketchup Diplomacy.
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I had a long video planned for tomorrow morning, but I wanted to do this today because I'm
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very concerned, and if you're a Canadian right now, you should be extremely concerned with
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And as you saw by the card and by the title of this, we now have Ketchup Diplomacy in this
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I'm going to show you two quick videos, one from Donald Trump, the other one from Justin
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I know you don't like the Trudeau clips, but watch them both.
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And then I'm going to show you a tweet from the Conservative Party of Canada because I
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Canada, we have a tremendous deficit with Canada.
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As you probably know, I say you can always become a state.
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And if you're a state, we won't have a deficit.
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We won't have to tariff you, et cetera, et cetera.
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But Canada has been very tough to deal with over the years.
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And it's not fair that we should have a 200 billion or 250 billion dollar deficit.
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We don't need them to make our cars and they make a lot of them.
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We don't need their lumber because we have our own forests, et cetera, et cetera.
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Canada needs to respond with equivalent tariffs on imports from the United States.
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That's why we will look, as we have in the past, at things that have replacements.
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The example from last time was Heinz's ketchup being replaced by French's ketchup.
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Donald Trump's rhetoric is like a thermonuclear weapon for this country.
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And the prime minister of Canada is waving around a bottle of ketchup.
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I'd like to grab him around the neck, just like a bottle of ketchup and shake him a little bit.
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But what's even worse, and here's some criticism coming in for Pierre Polyev and the Conservative Party.
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He's been missing for a whole week now since his campaign launch.
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He's just sitting back and allowing all this to play out.
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This is all being done to rebuild the Liberal Party.
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I'm going to fight back against that evil Donald Trump.
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Obviously, Pierre Polyev and the Conservative Party don't understand what the hell is going on here.
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And we all know, we, the smart people, all we have to do is to negotiate on the border.
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That's all that has to be done to fix this whole problem.
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And all we've got is the Team Canada types screaming and yelling, threatening the United States of America in a fight that Canada cannot win.
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Discussion, diplomacy, discussion, close the freaking border down.
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