jonnyrawton - Because We Can....For Now.

00:00:00.000 my ears hang on one second just a second just relax oh no one gets to see me with no cam

00:00:10.920 phone sorry guys oh come on that's the whole part that's the whole point of the stream

00:00:15.540 i love my country love my freedom fuck well fair no i don't need

00:00:21.880 shotgun race from the woods to the plate ain't never went hungry ain't never too late

00:00:27.920 just grab a sock like everybody else you know

00:00:43.340 a sock okay what'd you do nothing my laptop is going really weird

00:00:52.600 it's a tunnel jews i swear to god or our friendly neighborhood ceases whoever

00:00:59.020 i was really mad at a girl once i called her a cum sponge

00:01:04.240 i ain't trying to be billy badass or talk shit i'm just saying there's the line don't cross it i

00:01:10.660 got a red rider gun when i was three so i don't run or hide from anything

00:01:16.340 bitch i'm a red white and blue color boy from the south the south you can fuck around and find out

00:01:22.760 i love my country love my freedom fuck well fair no i don't need

00:01:29.080 shotgun race from the woods to the plate ain't never went hungry ain't never too late

00:01:35.100 so come around here son running your mouth

00:01:38.360 you can fuck around and find out

00:01:41.680 anyway sorry oh y'all almost thought it was stork sorry i forgot no pants

00:01:53.780 see one day on this dream one day it's gonna happen

00:01:58.680 f-a-m-o i teach you how this game go different joints same smoke wake up wear the same clothes

00:02:06.020 real redneck i'm a piece of white trash blue collar boy but my lady's high class

00:02:11.720 got the music way up loud with a cigar in my mouth fuck around and come find out

00:02:16.200 how we do it in the south

00:02:17.820 and he said it like that yes okay

00:02:20.940 oh no there we go

00:02:25.160 yeah

00:02:28.760 for fuck's sake

00:02:32.080 ladies

00:02:32.780 wanna wrestle

00:02:34.220 man up or sit your ass down

00:02:39.440 we done talking

00:02:40.820 fuck around and find out

00:02:42.640 love my country love my freedom

00:02:45.480 fuck well fair no i don't need em

00:02:48.620 shotgun race from the woods to the plate

00:02:51.380 ain't never went hungry ain't never too late

00:02:54.500 so come around here son running your mouth

00:02:57.720 you can fuck around and find out

00:03:01.020 oh

00:03:01.380 hi

00:03:02.500 what's going on

00:03:03.840 hey i guess you didn't see that like hey i'm gonna go for a quick smoke

00:03:07.580 and you were like

00:03:08.820 no

00:03:09.600 you're just like

00:03:10.580 on

00:03:11.800 yeah just on

00:03:12.900 that was awesome thanks for

00:03:15.020 well you had like

00:03:16.640 forever

00:03:17.460 it's 202

00:03:20.080 hey everybody

00:03:23.140 welcome back to

00:03:28.020 faipo

00:03:28.840 yeah there we go

00:03:30.620 yeah

00:03:33.460 something like that

00:03:35.140 hey

00:03:35.560 what's going on

00:03:38.780 that's one of my favorites

00:03:40.060 i love that one

00:03:41.060 i like the part where it says

00:03:43.320 all of a sudden it just cuts to the spot where i'm like i called her

00:03:46.700 come out of the girl once and called her a cum sponge

00:03:48.960 i feel like that is just

00:03:50.280 i was really

00:03:51.740 so glad that you put that in there

00:03:53.920 well it was worth including

00:03:55.600 oh

00:03:56.960 hooray

00:03:57.920 i can't help it

00:03:59.420 that's what happens when

00:04:01.720 i'm the one in charge of what clips go in

00:04:03.680 let's see

00:04:05.260 i feel like i should be

00:04:07.940 appreciative of that

00:04:10.440 but

00:04:10.800 probably yeah

00:04:11.880 i feel like i'm not terribly

00:04:14.140 i'm like not terribly

00:04:16.100 but people

00:04:16.800 know

00:04:18.160 i called someone a cum sponge

00:04:20.540 without having to go back

00:04:21.660 what the fuck's going on

00:04:23.040 hi

00:04:24.140 i see

00:04:26.480 taz in here

00:04:30.000 awkward laugh

00:04:30.920 hey

00:04:31.180 you're an awkward laugh

00:04:33.440 hi favorite

00:04:35.000 my favorite

00:04:37.100 people talking about chores and shit

00:04:40.740 fuck

00:04:41.260 people do chores

00:04:42.840 i'm going to start this

00:04:44.820 one of these

00:04:45.880 just a small glass

00:04:47.840 sure

00:04:48.920 you can do that

00:04:49.760 you can do that

00:04:51.640 it's a Wednesday

00:04:53.200 i don't know

00:04:54.560 i feel like i worked hard today

00:04:56.120 oh

00:04:57.100 oh i forgot to put it in order

00:04:59.080 whoops

00:05:01.300 i should probably

00:05:02.280 shit

00:05:03.180 remind me to do that

00:05:04.480 when we finish

00:05:05.220 all right

00:05:06.260 okay

00:05:06.700 sure

00:05:07.320 for real

00:05:07.600 i always

00:05:09.480 lord have mercy

00:05:11.020 i'm trying to do that

00:05:11.820 anyway

00:05:12.120 what's going on

00:05:13.580 chris has to play one more song

00:05:15.540 that's

00:05:16.980 that's great

00:05:18.680 yeah he's probably trying to get copyright

00:05:21.080 that's

00:05:21.820 that's what's going on

00:05:24.760 that's perfect

00:05:25.620 my hair is really fluffy

00:05:27.640 i'm sorry guys

00:05:28.560 i'm just gonna fuck with my hair for a second

00:05:30.080 because apparently i have like super fluff hair

00:05:32.120 well come on

00:05:33.480 you gotta do something better

00:05:34.760 leaf nurses order supplies and writing reports

00:05:37.260 you need to hear something better about your floofy hair

00:05:39.560 listen

00:05:40.540 ladies understand the floofy hair

00:05:43.160 there's nothing better than a good 90s freaking blowout man

00:05:46.340 like

00:05:46.800 i'm a fan of the big hair

00:05:48.780 what can i say

00:05:50.820 and no he's working on it though

00:05:53.260 we only got

00:05:55.760 didn't he just bring

00:05:56.940 that channel just came back today

00:05:58.680 something like that

00:06:00.440 the other day

00:06:01.340 he tried to do another rumble stream

00:06:04.320 apparently that didn't work

00:06:05.360 yeah i i will

00:06:06.820 well i logged on to his for a second

00:06:08.980 and he was very angry

00:06:10.280 so i asked him what was wrong

00:06:11.620 and he's having a meltdown

00:06:12.820 about not being able to get rumble to work

00:06:14.740 and i was just like

00:06:15.600 what how can i help you

00:06:17.460 what do you need

00:06:18.120 and he's like

00:06:19.240 i need all star

00:06:20.180 and al's there now

00:06:21.620 so i feel like

00:06:22.520 he's calmed down a little bit

00:06:24.440 and i told them both to come over here if they want

00:06:26.380 so

00:06:27.640 yeah right

00:06:28.320 yeah what's al doing

00:06:30.120 he's on with chris

00:06:32.020 they're talking shit

00:06:33.120 so i told him to come over here

00:06:34.240 and talk to them

00:06:34.780 yeah go on there and talk shit

00:06:36.460 are you gonna troll them while they're live

00:06:40.260 yeah

00:06:41.260 that's nice

00:06:42.080 oh i don't think they're live anymore

00:06:44.120 oh well then they're probably in the

00:06:46.280 nope they're not in the waiting room

00:06:47.660 oh i ended like 20 seconds ago

00:06:50.420 all right

00:06:51.060 well they're coming over

00:06:51.980 turkey ring neck

00:06:53.420 fatty

00:06:53.960 what turkey neck

00:06:55.120 i'll send out the

00:06:56.380 streamer

00:06:57.600 what you have a turkey neck

00:07:00.860 no i don't have a turkey neck

00:07:02.160 i have a nice tickle

00:07:03.260 i'm not worried about my

00:07:05.380 this area

00:07:07.020 clearly

00:07:07.580 or else it wouldn't be out

00:07:09.260 just saying

00:07:10.940 there he is right there

00:07:12.120 jesus

00:07:12.720 there's the guy

00:07:13.260 holy

00:07:15.160 i

00:07:15.600 oh

00:07:16.020 what

00:07:16.920 hello

00:07:18.600 did you

00:07:19.180 there we go

00:07:20.320 he's there

00:07:20.900 hi

00:07:21.720 hello

00:07:23.200 my favorite noise

00:07:25.360 i brought my party pants

00:07:27.340 did you wear your party pants

00:07:29.360 yes i wore my party pants

00:07:30.860 i'm actually wearing pants

00:07:33.000 i just wanted everyone to know

00:07:34.200 that i am wearing pants

00:07:35.700 because i feel like there has been

00:07:37.180 enough times where i've gotten up

00:07:38.980 and you guys have really almost seen

00:07:40.900 what the storks are

00:07:41.600 and just so we're all clear

00:07:43.080 no one is going to see what the storks are

00:07:45.440 or

00:07:47.620 i feel like even if we put in super chats

00:07:51.180 i feel like even if we super chat

00:07:52.940 i'm still not going to show what the storks are

00:07:55.040 no

00:07:56.300 maybe not

00:07:57.900 johnny send me a screener on telegram

00:08:00.120 now i want to see

00:08:01.340 yeah yeah yeah i'm working on it

00:08:02.480 you got it

00:08:02.760 i'm working

00:08:02.960 yeah i'm curious now

00:08:04.280 voss

00:08:04.760 voss

00:08:05.340 what are you curious about

00:08:06.540 what the storks are

00:08:07.400 what the storks are

00:08:08.440 what did the storks see

00:08:09.320 one day on this stream we will

00:08:10.920 one day

00:08:12.320 listen

00:08:14.000 you have to

00:08:14.900 one day

00:08:16.640 picture it didn't happen

00:08:17.460 and

00:08:18.440 if

00:08:19.100 the

00:08:19.620 if we can

00:08:20.940 we'll set like a number

00:08:22.240 and if people

00:08:23.140 yeah we'll figure it out

00:08:25.160 anyway

00:08:25.440 i'm not going to show what the storks are

00:08:27.000 like this is not fucking only fans

00:08:28.560 no one's going to see anything like that

00:08:30.180 thank you

00:08:33.280 man

00:08:35.860 i show my mom all the time

00:08:38.020 what's wrong

00:08:38.580 just bum

00:08:39.820 yeah it's true

00:08:42.480 he does

00:08:43.020 yeah

00:08:43.940 he shows his bum all the time

00:08:45.580 he like offers it to people

00:08:47.160 yeah

00:08:48.180 yes well i know

00:08:49.280 multiple times at your birthday

00:08:50.760 do you want to see my ass

00:08:52.040 well i

00:08:52.480 i've seen it though

00:08:54.360 like i've seen it

00:08:55.120 i was there

00:08:55.780 when the things were happening

00:08:57.860 i'm i'm good

00:08:58.620 only dags

00:09:02.040 yeah

00:09:02.200 we're not doing an only dags either

00:09:03.820 this is

00:09:05.840 this is

00:09:06.320 let's get her done

00:09:07.280 i'm with bang

00:09:08.060 hey you know what

00:09:09.520 i feel like there's already

00:09:10.540 enough women

00:09:11.300 who are giving it away

00:09:12.260 for free

00:09:12.960 that we don't actually need

00:09:14.200 to start at only dags

00:09:15.460 right

00:09:15.780 although maybe i could actually

00:09:18.280 only nazis

00:09:19.520 whatever

00:09:20.140 you never know

00:09:22.280 no

00:09:23.400 you start out with a white sheet

00:09:26.060 do a website

00:09:30.220 call it only nazis

00:09:31.760 and all the girls

00:09:32.620 are named erica

00:09:33.700 erica one

00:09:37.820 erica two

00:09:38.780 erica three

00:09:40.400 there she goes

00:09:42.160 hey al

00:09:42.400 hey sarah how's it going

00:09:44.000 good

00:09:44.780 i turned up

00:09:52.740 magic

00:09:53.540 magically

00:09:54.320 it's amazing

00:09:55.460 and chris almost figured out rumble

00:09:58.320 almost man

00:09:59.780 that's fucking close

00:10:00.880 he now has two rumble accounts

00:10:04.280 so he has to stream from one of them

00:10:06.680 well i didn't know if he was that close

00:10:08.820 to figuring out rumble

00:10:09.720 or having a fucking aneurysm

00:10:11.160 but it was one or the other

00:10:12.940 we're both man

00:10:14.600 i don't know

00:10:15.500 can't

00:10:15.740 yeah but you just

00:10:16.660 it's hard to tell sometimes

00:10:18.140 yeah

00:10:19.060 it's true

00:10:20.880 i don't know how you guys do this

00:10:21.960 it's very true

00:10:22.380 listen john

00:10:24.100 i

00:10:24.820 just for reference sake

00:10:26.640 i don't think you

00:10:27.740 are

00:10:28.120 should be up there being like

00:10:29.420 yeah this is the baseline for retardation

00:10:31.200 because i feel like you fucking took that line

00:10:33.120 and just

00:10:33.360 absolutely

00:10:33.760 fucking ran with it

00:10:34.960 you're like retard's well

00:10:37.400 absolutely

00:10:40.020 are you going as yourself for Halloween tomorrow

00:10:43.680 because you're going to go as a retard

00:10:46.340 yeah

00:10:47.200 are you going to put one of those little unicef things around your neck

00:10:48.960 i'm not doing anything for that

00:10:49.720 oh

00:10:50.640 no

00:10:51.300 start walking around in a helmet

00:10:52.480 although i do

00:10:53.020 i do miss the unicef boxes

00:10:54.680 all right

00:10:55.760 you what

00:10:58.020 what are you saying

00:11:00.720 you what

00:11:01.340 remember the unicef boxes that they used to give you

00:11:03.860 yeah

00:11:04.520 did you punch kids out and take them

00:11:05.900 well no

00:11:09.360 but i mean i certainly didn't hand in the money

00:11:11.300 i mean why would you do that

00:11:16.100 that's probably where my idea

00:11:19.960 yeah that's probably my idea

00:11:21.640 where it came from to like scam anything that had a pledge sheet

00:11:25.980 i remember doing that as a teen

00:11:28.920 like they give you

00:11:30.860 pieces of paper that you can just take door to door and ask for money

00:11:34.700 let's go

00:11:36.360 yeah

00:11:40.100 so by the way

00:11:41.600 uh by the way

00:11:42.420 for those

00:11:43.240 i said no

00:11:43.720 by the way

00:11:44.180 if you've ever donated to anything like that

00:11:46.660 no you're

00:11:47.120 yeah hey

00:11:47.720 you be quiet i can mute you

00:11:49.380 always write a check

00:11:53.200 to those fucking kids

00:11:54.820 okay

00:11:55.420 always write a check

00:11:57.240 never give them money

00:11:59.020 that's my pro tip

00:12:00.460 all right

00:12:02.280 you chris

00:12:03.080 oh no i was gonna say i was the first to concho

00:12:06.220 i was the first concho

00:12:07.460 i conchoed you

00:12:08.320 for everybody else

00:12:10.160 man

00:12:10.560 you were the first

00:12:11.580 it was your fucking idea

00:12:13.080 yeah well i like you

00:12:13.780 it was

00:12:14.940 it was a charity

00:12:16.340 it was a charity concho

00:12:18.760 how is

00:12:22.700 a non-title match

00:12:24.300 by the way

00:12:25.000 no but i knew you're gonna get me

00:12:26.660 so i had to get you first

00:12:27.900 oh yeah

00:12:31.040 of course

00:12:31.860 i feel like yes

00:12:33.740 we like to concho each other

00:12:35.000 what's your deal

00:12:35.500 i thought there'd be a lot more conchoing going on

00:12:38.220 than what there was

00:12:39.140 but there wasn't

00:12:39.800 well when you were leaning over the computer at one point

00:12:42.220 johnny and matt and i were talking about conchoing you pretty bad

00:12:45.800 and and that was going to be good

00:12:47.480 but i was afraid

00:12:48.240 i did not want to be the one to do it

00:12:49.820 yeah

00:12:50.360 for someone who's never played this game

00:12:52.380 i mean it sounds kind of kinky

00:12:53.720 so

00:12:54.420 someone should fill al in on the concho

00:12:57.940 go ahead

00:12:58.340 oh it is

00:12:58.800 yeah

00:13:00.300 i figured

00:13:01.260 it's disgusting

00:13:03.000 fill them in

00:13:04.460 it's good

00:13:04.940 i'm not even sure i want to know

00:13:07.920 to be honest with you

00:13:08.740 i'm gonna find a

00:13:09.660 i feel like you do

00:13:12.580 it's pretty nice

00:13:16.340 is there something i do to hamburgers randomly around the house now or what

00:13:20.680 yes

00:13:21.240 yes

00:13:21.860 definitely 100%

00:13:23.960 yeah you could do it amber

00:13:27.140 you have to say concho first

00:13:29.260 and then it's not assault

00:13:30.700 yeah basically

00:13:31.820 basically you got to take your hands like this

00:13:34.140 yeah

00:13:35.140 right

00:13:35.940 like make sexy gun

00:13:37.120 yeah

00:13:37.380 and poke right in the bun hole

00:13:39.040 yeah i don't even know why i knew it was going there

00:13:43.220 yeah

00:13:45.280 and then you you also have to yell concho

00:13:47.400 uh when you're done

00:13:49.060 it's just like a fucking ontario thing or what

00:13:52.260 no it's not

00:13:53.760 no it's japanese

00:13:56.080 it's japanese

00:13:57.240 actually

00:13:58.060 oh fuck yeah

00:13:58.960 that explains everything

00:14:00.440 exactly

00:14:01.780 because we were talking about

00:14:03.380 can farts

00:14:04.160 and

00:14:04.500 no we were talking about can farts

00:14:06.480 and like

00:14:06.980 used underwear

00:14:07.920 machines and shit

00:14:09.220 right

00:14:09.780 because japanese are weird

00:14:10.740 they got used

00:14:11.220 they got vending machines for you

00:14:12.880 like used panties

00:14:14.420 like you can buy used panties

00:14:16.180 in a vending machine over there

00:14:17.620 and shit

00:14:17.980 they're fucking weird man

00:14:19.340 they're degenerate

00:14:20.700 that's aggressive

00:14:23.840 i'm just gonna go and get myself a can of coke and a pair of undies

00:14:29.260 used

00:14:30.020 right

00:14:31.040 and go home and whatever

00:14:32.460 i don't want to know

00:14:33.360 right

00:14:33.740 i guess that's

00:14:34.380 that's where we went

00:14:35.120 so we were talking about

00:14:36.080 canned farts

00:14:37.480 and it just went downhill from there

00:14:39.120 right

00:14:39.360 yeah because apparently i should can my farts

00:14:41.580 and sell them

00:14:43.780 and sell my bath water

00:14:45.040 right

00:14:45.920 and then we got into conchoing

00:14:47.620 because that's how

00:14:48.360 this

00:14:48.660 yeah

00:14:49.240 here

00:14:50.240 it's capitalism man

00:14:51.980 capitalism

00:14:52.640 capitalism has nothing to do with japanese

00:14:55.520 like buttholes

00:14:57.380 fingers in the buttholes

00:14:58.820 debauchery

00:14:59.920 like you know

00:15:00.800 yeah

00:15:01.820 so here's here's a little

00:15:03.200 here's a little video

00:15:04.860 on the japanese concho

00:15:06.400 for those unaware

00:15:07.360 oh my god

00:15:19.080 put it in the chat

00:15:20.860 and i'll do it

00:15:21.320 don't turn your back on japanese children

00:15:23.740 i can't see it

00:15:39.180 i can't see it

00:15:43.140 we can't see it

00:15:44.000 yeah it's freezing up

00:15:45.080 it froze up

00:15:46.020 it froze up

00:15:46.620 it looked like a bud bowl on the screen there

00:15:48.640 like an up close one

00:15:49.860 the little japanese kids just take over

00:15:53.000 and start sticking their freaking fingers in santa's butt

00:15:55.960 it's a lot

00:15:57.540 counting the wrinkles

00:15:59.380 that's just a lot

00:16:01.100 so anyway

00:16:01.740 so we played the concho game on saturday night

00:16:04.180 and it was entertaining

00:16:05.220 yeah

00:16:07.200 concho's fun

00:16:08.480 it is a good time

00:16:09.960 i'm starting to see what the japanese are into

00:16:11.600 i don't know

00:16:13.160 i think i'm turning japanese

00:16:14.480 yeah

00:16:15.280 that's got to be like the perks of having an ethno fade or something

00:16:18.760 well apparently uh what it is

00:16:22.900 because i was i was looking into it

00:16:24.720 um and it turns out that the japanese have this weird belief that children

00:16:29.640 uh below a certain age i believe six

00:16:32.820 um are basically allowed to run amok

00:16:35.540 and you can't really give them too much shit

00:16:38.820 um so they just run around poking everybody in the asshole

00:16:43.560 that's fucked up

00:16:46.240 but yeah

00:16:47.100 i don't know

00:16:48.940 that's like

00:16:49.500 that's that's like the prime discipline time

00:16:52.440 where you can like smack them and

00:16:53.980 nobody will ever know

00:16:55.500 they can't even convey the fucking

00:16:57.280 you can like waffle upside the head

00:16:58.800 and they

00:16:59.040 they'll like tell someone

00:17:00.700 and they're like oh whatever

00:17:02.160 you're six

00:17:03.080 fuck you

00:17:04.060 yeah not in japan

00:17:05.420 no no

00:17:06.120 come on

00:17:07.040 like last

00:17:07.820 on last week's fafo i had found a video

00:17:10.400 where they were actually conchoing santa claus too

00:17:12.840 so like nobody is safe

00:17:14.580 from the concho

00:17:16.260 everybody

00:17:17.660 is there like a front version

00:17:21.180 i don't know

00:17:23.660 that's

00:17:24.260 that's a good question

00:17:25.780 there's a video game

00:17:27.480 i just watched the fucking video that johnny sent in the private chat

00:17:30.740 like fuck

00:17:31.440 yikes

00:17:34.500 wow

00:17:34.780 these kids are crazy man

00:17:36.660 you don't you don't turn your back on japanese kids

00:17:40.460 they'll conjure you

00:17:41.300 it's weird

00:17:42.180 i've seen other videos like that of japanese people doing that

00:17:46.120 i just didn't realize there was a name for it

00:17:48.000 yeah no it's like a whole it's a whole thing

00:17:51.060 there's a video game

00:17:52.240 uh that has like an arcade

00:17:54.080 with a full mass

00:17:55.140 and a plastic hand

00:17:56.160 that you have to

00:17:56.800 like jam into it

00:17:58.440 you have to fist the video game

00:18:02.020 it's like

00:18:02.880 yeah right

00:18:03.620 like that's

00:18:04.300 it's like pokemon go

00:18:06.700 you gotta poke them all right

00:18:07.920 yeah right

00:18:09.880 why

00:18:11.120 why

00:18:12.020 that's about it

00:18:13.240 why yes

00:18:14.980 who knows why

00:18:16.660 it's progressive

00:18:17.840 it's a wicked sport

00:18:22.700 sexual assault in every other fucking country around the world

00:18:26.220 but that's fine

00:18:26.880 i i can't wait till concho is in the olympics

00:18:29.920 you have to say concho first and then it's not sexual assault

00:18:32.680 that's well

00:18:34.320 it's not sexual assault if it's

00:18:37.740 it's like saying i'm not a rapist

00:18:39.920 it's the same thing

00:18:40.820 yeah but i can see getting away with that in like japanese fucking culture

00:18:45.240 but around here you're probably just getting smacked up your head

00:18:47.960 great

00:18:48.700 oh you didn't get the memo

00:18:50.100 it doesn't matter what culture you are now

00:18:52.160 they can just do whatever they want here

00:18:54.140 and we just have to be okay with it

00:18:55.900 we're progressive now

00:18:57.560 that's what we do now

00:18:58.760 we just let everybody do whatever they do in their country here

00:19:01.960 and we can't

00:19:02.980 don't say anything

00:19:03.920 no

00:19:04.440 right

00:19:04.860 because that

00:19:05.960 hate

00:19:06.820 you know what is hate al

00:19:08.900 that is hate speech

00:19:10.120 we don't

00:19:11.420 we don't

00:19:12.240 oh my god

00:19:12.960 so bill c63 is gonna take me out

00:19:16.000 for not letting a japanese kid

00:19:17.480 fucking concho me

00:19:18.920 fuck you

00:19:19.500 yes

00:19:19.860 maybe

00:19:20.480 maybe

00:19:21.340 you better let that kid concho you

00:19:22.800 it's also gonna

00:19:23.940 you know i feel like it's gonna be somebody putting a dick in my face or something

00:19:27.340 like

00:19:27.540 like one of those fucking jeet guys

00:19:29.520 it's just like look at my dick

00:19:30.740 because they do that everywhere

00:19:31.900 and i'm gonna be like

00:19:32.920 super concho

00:19:33.820 what is that roundhouse to the face

00:19:35.320 and then i'm gonna get it shit

00:19:36.500 that's a super concho if you use the penis

00:19:39.500 can you

00:19:42.560 as long as you say bag tag

00:19:45.460 before you slap another guy's fucking nuts

00:19:47.180 fucking

00:19:47.860 it's no homo

00:19:48.900 right

00:19:49.540 so when you slap another guy's nuts

00:19:53.220 as long as you say

00:19:54.260 bag tag or no homo

00:19:55.560 that's okay

00:19:56.220 i don't know

00:19:57.340 how do you think you're in the west coast

00:19:58.780 that's it

00:19:59.280 but on the west coast

00:20:01.540 that's a sack tap

00:20:02.440 yeah

00:20:03.620 sack tap

00:20:04.240 bag tag

00:20:04.880 yeah

00:20:05.940 bag tag

00:20:06.680 the things i learn on this street

00:20:09.000 all right

00:20:09.980 well

00:20:12.260 earlier you did the flick

00:20:13.820 he's telling me

00:20:14.440 no the flick is worse than the fucking slap

00:20:16.500 yeah you don't

00:20:16.860 that's disrespectful

00:20:18.220 the flick is disrespectful

00:20:19.820 when you slap

00:20:19.840 i know

00:20:21.200 when you slap

00:20:21.960 what are you doing

00:20:23.760 what are you doing

00:20:24.740 why are we

00:20:25.640 this is

00:20:26.520 no

00:20:27.040 no

00:20:27.920 no

00:20:27.980 another way to show a bag tag

00:20:29.180 okay so bag tag

00:20:30.180 you better flick yourself

00:20:31.660 somebody use the back of your hand

00:20:33.060 use the back of your hand

00:20:34.300 you went like this

00:20:35.120 bag tag

00:20:36.120 it was like that

00:20:37.400 right

00:20:38.060 but if you were good

00:20:39.300 you did a flick

00:20:40.480 and you flick a nut

00:20:41.880 okay

00:20:42.440 right

00:20:43.240 and that one's not good

00:20:44.540 that's not good at all

00:20:46.080 that's disrespectful

00:20:47.200 it's cheating

00:20:47.960 the flick hurt way more than a fucking slap

00:20:50.580 exactly

00:20:51.160 that's the point

00:20:52.020 i don't know how you'd even do that

00:20:55.060 i mean you gotta be a sniper

00:20:56.340 i've got this giant thing hanging in front of him

00:20:59.000 so i don't know

00:21:00.280 we wore tight jeans back in the 80s man

00:21:03.860 come on

00:21:04.240 chris just stares at the formation in your pants for hours

00:21:08.960 and then determines where

00:21:10.480 as soon as you get up buddy

00:21:12.340 you go for recess

00:21:13.120 i'm getting that fucking nut

00:21:14.320 i can see it

00:21:14.940 i'm getting that nut dude

00:21:16.940 somebody fucking clip that

00:21:19.660 we did man

00:21:22.700 we wore tight jeans in the 80s

00:21:24.420 because we all listened to like the hair bands and shit

00:21:26.580 we all wore tight jeans

00:21:27.720 everything was exposed

00:21:29.860 i am very glad

00:21:32.240 i grew up in a time

00:21:33.920 where tight jeans were unacceptable

00:21:35.540 no but they were normal tight jeans

00:21:38.120 they were tight in the

00:21:38.740 excuse me in the places

00:21:40.400 i'm just thinking about tight jeans

00:21:41.840 just need a minute

00:21:42.520 um they were tight in the places

00:21:44.420 that they're supposed to be

00:21:45.460 and not in the places that they're not

00:21:47.240 you know

00:21:48.320 like the tight jeans now

00:21:49.380 that guys wear are like this

00:21:50.700 like they're where

00:21:51.240 they're like the women's tight jeans

00:21:52.660 where it's like tight everywhere

00:21:53.640 no no no

00:21:54.500 wranglers were like tight

00:21:56.500 in all of the bits

00:21:57.860 like the bits where you want to see the things

00:22:00.120 right

00:22:01.220 the cock and the balls

00:22:03.300 and you want to see the ass

00:22:04.800 and you want to see the stuff

00:22:05.720 but then it doesn't need to be tight

00:22:07.280 around the knees and the calves

00:22:08.440 doesn't need to be tight down there

00:22:09.840 put it into a pair of cowboy boots

00:22:11.300 fucking pair of work boots

00:22:12.660 but you got to put that stuff over there

00:22:14.180 but it's tight in the places

00:22:16.420 where you want to see the business

00:22:17.840 women want to know what the business is

00:22:20.260 before we have to go in

00:22:21.300 and take it for a test drive

00:22:22.420 it's like

00:22:24.320 you know

00:22:24.740 it's like walking into a showroom

00:22:25.900 you know

00:22:26.700 if you walk into Audi

00:22:27.540 you want to see what's on the floor

00:22:28.680 right

00:22:29.140 yeah

00:22:31.220 no I get it

00:22:31.960 if you walk

00:22:32.400 if you're walking around

00:22:33.200 with a fucking bulge in your jeans

00:22:34.520 yeah I mean

00:22:35.120 I want to know

00:22:36.220 people are going to notice

00:22:37.740 yeah

00:22:38.380 I need to know

00:22:38.920 if it's like a subcompact car

00:22:40.200 or if we're looking at like an excursion

00:22:41.800 is that a sausage in your pants

00:22:43.360 or you just happen to see me

00:22:44.340 I don't know

00:22:44.960 is it retractable

00:22:46.120 yeah but sometimes people are

00:22:46.740 showers not growers

00:22:47.880 and sometimes

00:22:48.640 it's the opposite

00:22:49.700 so I mean again

00:22:50.760 so we knew that

00:22:51.940 back in the 80s

00:22:52.740 in late 80s

00:22:53.300 I knew this shit

00:22:54.060 so we'd go in the washroom

00:22:55.200 and we'd give it a couple

00:22:55.900 fucking slaps

00:22:56.700 and then go back

00:22:58.500 and walk back out

00:22:59.380 it's like

00:23:00.640 you see now you had a semi

00:23:01.660 right

00:23:02.360 did that actually ever work

00:23:06.480 it worked so bad

00:23:08.040 oh my god

00:23:09.260 that's where they

00:23:10.320 that's where they invented

00:23:11.440 the saying

00:23:11.940 like a fucking

00:23:12.660 you're like a

00:23:14.000 a shower not a grower

00:23:15.200 because like

00:23:16.340 once you got your

00:23:16.880 once they got your pants off

00:23:18.080 like not much else happened

00:23:19.420 no

00:23:20.440 it'll grow more

00:23:21.300 it'll grow more

00:23:22.220 yeah like you're halfway there

00:23:23.340 in the first place

00:23:23.980 you may as well surprise them

00:23:25.580 sometimes

00:23:28.140 they grow

00:23:30.100 what

00:23:31.800 that's all they say

00:23:33.820 they grow

00:23:34.600 they go from

00:23:36.100 they go

00:23:36.480 they go from

00:23:36.980 innies to outies

00:23:37.740 very quickly

00:23:38.380 oh lord have mercy

00:23:39.900 what

00:23:40.180 wintertime

00:23:43.300 wintertime

00:23:44.300 wintertime

00:23:44.860 canadian

00:23:45.240 cock

00:23:45.640 goes from

00:23:46.040 an innie

00:23:46.360 to an outie

00:23:46.880 very fucking quick

00:23:47.900 it's like

00:23:49.960 it's like a built-in

00:23:50.940 thermometer

00:23:51.440 yes

00:23:52.620 right

00:23:53.600 that's what it is

00:23:55.360 it's a built-in

00:23:56.080 thermometer

00:23:56.660 just needs a little

00:23:59.780 bit of love

00:24:00.300 give it some love

00:24:01.140 it'll grow

00:24:01.880 thank god

00:24:03.200 I'm from the

00:24:03.640 fucking

00:24:04.180 southwest of

00:24:05.680 Canada

00:24:06.020 Jesus

00:24:06.660 it's nice and warm

00:24:07.700 here year-round

00:24:08.520 almost

00:24:08.980 you gotta worry

00:24:10.860 about that shit

00:24:11.480 that's true

00:24:13.940 yeah here

00:24:14.920 it's like minus

00:24:15.520 that might have

00:24:17.240 oh well yeah

00:24:20.240 it started off the

00:24:21.480 rails

00:24:21.840 it's still

00:24:23.480 that's true

00:24:24.080 that's true

00:24:24.640 yeah

00:24:24.880 we were

00:24:25.240 we were never

00:24:25.840 on the rails

00:24:27.020 that's a good

00:24:28.960 point now

00:24:29.600 that's a very good

00:24:30.480 point

00:24:30.800 I don't

00:24:32.000 I don't even

00:24:32.520 think we've seen

00:24:33.200 the rails yet

00:24:33.940 um

00:24:35.260 we'll get there

00:24:37.280 what kind

00:24:39.920 of rails

00:24:40.320 it's still

00:24:44.480 a Wednesday

00:24:44.860 I guess

00:24:46.640 cocaine's a

00:24:47.260 hell of a drug

00:24:47.840 all I can think

00:24:49.720 of is heavy

00:24:50.460 metal with the

00:24:51.060 guys going

00:24:51.520 around with

00:24:51.840 that machine

00:24:52.320 and they

00:24:53.140 just follow

00:24:53.580 them

00:24:53.860 they had a

00:24:54.560 fucking

00:24:54.840 floor cleaning

00:24:56.240 machine but

00:24:56.740 they filled it

00:24:57.100 with coke and

00:24:57.720 they're just

00:24:57.960 walking behind

00:24:58.440 this machine

00:24:58.960 like

00:24:59.240 that was an

00:25:01.740 awesome cartoon

00:25:02.420 man

00:25:02.800 heavy metal

00:25:03.220 so good

00:25:05.040 yeah it was

00:25:06.460 that was a good

00:25:06.920 one

00:25:07.260 oh so what

00:25:09.740 is going on

00:25:10.800 Sarah's dying

00:25:13.620 over there

00:25:14.780 oh

00:25:15.280 okay

00:25:16.100 it is hot as

00:25:19.320 fuck in my

00:25:19.700 house right now

00:25:20.200 I had to close

00:25:20.640 some of the

00:25:20.920 windows because

00:25:21.500 oh

00:25:22.880 well it's

00:25:25.360 cooling down

00:25:25.940 now I should

00:25:26.540 probably open

00:25:27.080 them so you

00:25:27.720 have to eat

00:25:28.240 out

00:25:28.460 no I close

00:25:30.760 them because

00:25:31.180 sometimes the

00:25:31.920 things that are

00:25:32.360 said are quite

00:25:33.160 at hand and

00:25:35.100 the people

00:25:35.800 walking their

00:25:36.320 dogs by my

00:25:36.960 house are

00:25:37.360 like as

00:25:38.880 you know not

00:25:39.560 that far from

00:25:40.260 my office

00:25:40.700 or whatever

00:25:41.680 so and I

00:25:43.540 had some I've

00:25:44.240 had some weird

00:25:44.940 things happen

00:25:46.620 around my

00:25:47.440 house lately

00:25:48.020 so I'm a

00:25:48.860 little yeah

00:25:49.860 that's I

00:25:50.500 we saw a

00:25:51.420 throw

00:25:51.700 yeah it was

00:25:52.840 a hard in my

00:25:53.400 driveway today

00:25:54.160 while I was

00:25:54.660 getting ready for

00:25:55.240 work and I

00:25:56.620 was on the

00:25:56.960 phone with

00:25:57.440 somebody and

00:26:00.120 like was on a

00:26:01.140 video call and

00:26:02.220 looked at so I

00:26:03.520 was like that's

00:26:04.000 weird I can hear

00:26:04.540 like the car

00:26:05.280 running and I

00:26:05.720 looked at my

00:26:06.040 window and sure

00:26:06.800 enough there's a

00:26:07.340 Honda Civic

00:26:07.820 packed into my

00:26:08.620 driveway and I

00:26:10.440 looked and it

00:26:11.000 had like a big

00:26:11.560 AR-15 like a

00:26:12.720 Calistani thing on

00:26:13.600 the back and I

00:26:14.060 was like what the

00:26:14.540 fuck and I

00:26:15.080 walked out of my

00:26:15.780 front door and

00:26:17.280 like went to walk

00:26:18.240 across my yard and

00:26:20.000 they left I didn't

00:26:22.220 get a license plate or

00:26:23.100 anything but why

00:26:23.720 the fuck

00:26:24.000 back into my

00:26:25.160 driveway I

00:26:25.760 would have lost my

00:26:26.560 fucking shit

00:26:27.180 and it just so

00:26:28.680 happens that I

00:26:29.240 had just taken

00:26:29.820 the I had

00:26:31.200 literally just

00:26:32.200 taken my SD

00:26:35.120 card out of my

00:26:35.660 trail cam and

00:26:37.000 pulled all of the

00:26:37.940 license plates that

00:26:39.080 have been in my

00:26:39.540 driveway for the

00:26:40.080 last two weeks

00:26:40.680 off so I didn't

00:26:42.360 have it in there so

00:26:42.960 I missed it but

00:26:43.640 I'm hoping they

00:26:45.200 come back but

00:26:45.660 anyway that's why

00:26:46.200 my windows are

00:26:46.700 closed so it's

00:26:47.240 getting fucking

00:26:47.640 warmer here

00:26:48.120 who the fuck

00:26:49.900 is driving around

00:26:50.700 with that sticker

00:26:51.440 on their fucking

00:26:52.100 shit like

00:26:52.860 and you want to

00:26:53.960 back into my

00:26:54.540 fucking driveway

00:26:55.240 you backed into

00:26:56.200 the wrong driveway

00:26:57.060 yeah it's okay

00:26:58.500 I'm not worried

00:26:59.500 they should be

00:27:00.320 but I'm just I

00:27:02.320 don't want to be

00:27:02.920 sitting here and

00:27:03.680 have something

00:27:04.160 happen outside my

00:27:04.920 house where I

00:27:05.380 can't hear it

00:27:06.060 right so

00:27:07.920 anyway as it

00:27:10.000 goes little

00:27:11.400 fucking weird

00:27:12.800 ass fucking

00:27:13.360 Calistani

00:27:13.900 fucks yeah

00:27:15.380 yeah I don't

00:27:16.160 don't even want

00:27:17.280 to see you like

00:27:18.400 you're on you're

00:27:19.160 in the wrong

00:27:19.580 hood this is my

00:27:21.060 fucking hood

00:27:21.740 you're in the

00:27:22.700 wrong hood

00:27:23.280 you have

00:27:24.020 they're not

00:27:26.480 they're not

00:27:27.220 from here

00:27:27.820 like I can

00:27:28.480 assure you

00:27:29.040 go to Brampton

00:27:31.560 go to fucking

00:27:32.480 Surrey

00:27:32.980 fuck off

00:27:33.920 fucking Fort

00:27:34.440 Erie

00:27:34.700 fuck off

00:27:35.120 fuck I've

00:27:37.800 had enough

00:27:38.260 I've had enough

00:27:38.880 I see them

00:27:39.700 now man I

00:27:40.260 just I lose

00:27:40.780 my shit

00:27:41.240 I'll give them

00:27:42.140 the fucking

00:27:42.440 yeah it wasn't

00:27:43.620 an Uber Eats

00:27:44.280 or something

00:27:44.680 like they I

00:27:45.700 know a couple

00:27:46.220 of people in

00:27:46.760 my neighborhood

00:27:47.240 that order Uber

00:27:48.140 Eats and stuff

00:27:48.720 like that and

00:27:49.340 they always pull

00:27:50.020 into people's

00:27:50.700 drive like they

00:27:51.320 pull into the

00:27:51.900 driveway or they

00:27:52.720 stop there's a

00:27:53.360 bike lane on

00:27:53.960 my road so

00:27:54.600 they've actually

00:27:55.220 like literally

00:27:56.040 they usually park

00:27:57.000 right on the road

00:27:57.560 and put their

00:27:57.840 four ways on

00:27:58.460 like I came in

00:27:59.520 last night from

00:28:00.080 grabbing smokes and

00:28:00.940 there was a Amazon

00:28:01.800 truck parked right

00:28:02.660 in front of my

00:28:03.280 house but it

00:28:04.160 would just had

00:28:04.520 its four ways on

00:28:05.380 and was stopped

00:28:06.400 right but that

00:28:07.200 happens all the

00:28:07.740 time people don't

00:28:08.440 back into someone's

00:28:09.520 driveway and sit

00:28:10.240 there like no

00:28:11.240 you were sitting

00:28:12.080 there for a reason

00:28:12.580 even if you stop

00:28:13.220 to be on the phone

00:28:13.840 you don't pull

00:28:14.240 into someone's

00:28:14.660 fucking driveway

00:28:15.280 you're just

00:28:17.280 turning around

00:28:17.920 like you're not

00:28:18.940 there very long

00:28:19.600 right here's the

00:28:20.820 reason why though

00:28:21.600 like they were

00:28:22.300 there for at

00:28:22.960 least like four

00:28:23.980 minutes you

00:28:24.760 don't pull into

00:28:25.480 someone's driveway

00:28:26.280 because your car

00:28:27.340 probably leaks

00:28:27.920 oil brake fluid

00:28:29.480 which is even

00:28:30.280 more you don't

00:28:30.920 you don't pull

00:28:31.600 into someone's

00:28:32.180 driveway

00:28:32.700 no because your

00:28:33.640 car can be

00:28:34.560 leaking shit and

00:28:35.400 you can be causing

00:28:36.040 damage to somebody's

00:28:37.080 fucking forty thousand

00:28:37.900 fucking dollar

00:28:38.520 driveway yeah but

00:28:39.520 don't turn around

00:28:40.100 in my driveway

00:28:40.720 like no

00:28:41.600 private property

00:28:42.680 don't pull into

00:28:43.280 my driveway

00:28:43.700 don't do that

00:28:44.580 yeah I mean it

00:28:45.960 sounds like turning

00:28:46.640 around is like the

00:28:47.440 least egregious thing

00:28:48.400 that you could do

00:28:49.140 though sitting there

00:28:49.880 for like five

00:28:50.460 minutes like that

00:28:51.460 makes no sense

00:28:52.680 it's just weird

00:28:53.300 yeah well that's

00:28:56.900 why I'm saying

00:28:57.280 like I went

00:28:57.740 outside and they

00:28:58.360 pulled away as

00:28:58.860 soon as I went

00:28:59.340 outside and this

00:29:00.060 has happened to

00:29:00.580 me before because

00:29:01.300 I've had I've

00:29:02.580 been under

00:29:03.460 surveillance and

00:29:04.460 stuff right so

00:29:05.100 they come right

00:29:06.980 and pull into my

00:29:07.520 driveway and then I

00:29:08.700 just I thought

00:29:09.460 they send all

00:29:10.120 those Indian

00:29:10.700 diplomats back

00:29:11.600 home or what

00:29:12.300 did like not

00:29:14.980 all no there's

00:29:16.540 only some that

00:29:17.520 have gone home

00:29:18.120 oh just the

00:29:19.440 just the six

00:29:20.240 worst ones

00:29:20.980 probably but

00:29:23.580 but I thought

00:29:24.420 that made a

00:29:25.240 huge difference

00:29:25.980 to Canadian

00:29:26.480 safety somehow

00:29:27.340 oh totally

00:29:29.200 I'm sure

00:29:29.720 yeah

00:29:30.100 and that's

00:29:31.580 actually that's

00:29:32.520 that's the

00:29:32.880 thing that I'm

00:29:33.340 dying laughing

00:29:34.560 at is this

00:29:35.280 idea that so

00:29:36.600 let's pretend

00:29:37.680 for a moment

00:29:38.480 that I believe

00:29:39.080 the Indian

00:29:39.500 government actually

00:29:40.340 did send a

00:29:41.200 couple of dudes

00:29:41.860 over to you

00:29:42.720 know have

00:29:43.320 kits on some

00:29:44.920 Calistani fucks

00:29:46.500 why do I

00:29:48.280 care this

00:29:49.540 affects me

00:29:50.300 not

00:29:50.620 I want to

00:29:52.280 say it's

00:29:52.580 about the

00:29:52.920 safety of

00:29:53.360 Canadians

00:29:53.700 no it

00:29:54.220 isn't that

00:29:54.820 guy wasn't

00:29:55.280 Canadian

00:29:55.720 there's there's

00:29:57.560 no safety

00:29:58.200 issue to me

00:29:59.160 because I

00:30:01.660 like no I

00:30:03.040 don't care

00:30:03.380 well let's

00:30:03.820 say the

00:30:04.100 shoot

00:30:04.380 comes through

00:30:07.060 the fucking

00:30:07.420 window but

00:30:08.020 like yeah

00:30:08.520 right yeah

00:30:09.560 I mean

00:30:09.900 there's potential

00:30:10.700 there's potential

00:30:11.740 for it but as

00:30:12.460 far as them

00:30:12.960 targeting each

00:30:13.660 other I don't

00:30:14.100 give a fuck

00:30:14.700 no exactly

00:30:16.380 like I

00:30:17.140 I posed it

00:30:17.780 as a poll

00:30:18.420 on like I

00:30:19.800 got this like

00:30:20.360 Facebook group

00:30:21.040 that I always

00:30:21.480 forget that I

00:30:22.100 run and so I

00:30:23.820 threw a poll

00:30:24.320 up and I was

00:30:24.960 asking like

00:30:25.560 what's what's

00:30:26.120 the bigger

00:30:26.400 story the

00:30:27.420 Indian

00:30:27.920 government

00:30:28.440 committing

00:30:30.300 like I guess

00:30:31.120 assassinations

00:30:32.760 on Canadian

00:30:33.660 soil or

00:30:34.760 11 MPs

00:30:36.940 that have yet

00:30:37.580 to be named

00:30:38.200 and Chinese

00:30:39.620 interference and

00:30:41.060 there were

00:30:41.300 actually people

00:30:41.860 that thought

00:30:42.240 the India

00:30:42.640 story was

00:30:43.140 bigger and

00:30:44.260 I'm like

00:30:44.540 how like

00:30:45.600 they're not

00:30:46.720 targeting us

00:30:47.680 right like

00:30:49.920 that one I

00:30:50.940 find a lot

00:30:51.920 less egregious

00:30:52.800 than our

00:30:54.780 own government

00:30:55.520 selling us

00:30:56.180 out to

00:30:56.520 another foreign

00:30:57.500 government

00:30:57.980 oh yeah

00:30:59.960 like one is

00:31:00.880 treason the

00:31:01.640 other is

00:31:02.580 okay a

00:31:03.540 country tracking

00:31:05.600 down who they

00:31:06.280 believe are

00:31:06.720 criminals from

00:31:07.400 their own

00:31:07.760 country

00:31:08.180 yeah it's

00:31:13.020 it's definitely

00:31:13.900 weird man I

00:31:14.660 mean I know

00:31:15.160 in Surrey that

00:31:15.900 like the people

00:31:16.680 there's government

00:31:18.300 people from

00:31:19.060 India that go

00:31:19.780 around pressuring

00:31:20.540 politicians which

00:31:21.540 is straight up

00:31:22.960 you know foreign

00:31:23.640 interference

00:31:24.300 Jason just

00:31:25.700 said it right

00:31:26.560 there in the

00:31:26.960 chat

00:31:27.280 yeah yeah

00:31:30.060 probably

00:31:30.520 same with

00:31:31.560 Toronto

00:31:31.780 I did notice

00:31:33.060 actually

00:31:33.420 four of

00:31:36.660 those

00:31:36.960 four of

00:31:38.220 those MPs

00:31:38.900 have been

00:31:39.840 named now

00:31:40.440 yeah it was

00:31:41.480 Mary Ng was

00:31:42.940 the one of

00:31:43.700 them that

00:31:45.320 fucking retard

00:31:46.000 was sitting

00:31:46.500 yeah she was

00:31:49.200 sitting three

00:31:49.660 seats down from

00:31:50.400 Trudeau today in

00:31:51.200 question period and

00:31:52.120 he's going on about

00:31:53.040 foreign interference

00:31:54.160 and national security

00:31:55.340 clearances and it's

00:31:56.260 like there's

00:31:57.180 literally a fucking

00:31:58.000 bitch sitting beside

00:31:58.940 you that was named

00:31:59.840 like it's

00:32:02.120 oh fuck me

00:32:02.900 along with

00:32:03.820 along with

00:32:05.460 Parm Baines

00:32:06.360 Victor O

00:32:07.360 and Ewan

00:32:08.320 Pau

00:32:08.800 a lot of

00:32:11.200 a lot of

00:32:12.060 who you'd

00:32:12.460 expect

00:32:12.960 which again

00:32:16.380 and that

00:32:17.000 that's

00:32:17.360 that to me

00:32:18.180 raises the

00:32:18.940 very interesting

00:32:19.760 question of

00:32:20.900 should you be

00:32:21.800 able to go to

00:32:22.480 another country

00:32:23.220 and run for

00:32:24.760 government

00:32:25.160 oh no

00:32:27.080 not even

00:32:27.620 yeah

00:32:29.740 like should I

00:32:30.300 be able to

00:32:30.680 get into the

00:32:31.140 Japanese government

00:32:32.000 and make

00:32:32.420 concha the

00:32:33.020 national sport

00:32:33.800 yep

00:32:34.620 how many

00:32:35.360 white fucking

00:32:36.300 Canadian

00:32:37.620 diaspora members

00:32:38.780 are in the

00:32:39.320 fucking Chinese

00:32:40.380 government right

00:32:41.040 now

00:32:41.300 zero

00:32:42.460 none

00:32:44.020 yeah right

00:32:45.140 it's

00:32:48.020 it's baffling

00:32:50.580 to watch

00:32:51.760 where it's

00:32:52.520 like okay

00:32:53.080 so you

00:32:53.560 you recognize

00:32:54.420 where each

00:32:55.560 culture

00:32:56.020 protects their

00:32:57.320 culture

00:32:57.740 and ensures

00:32:59.560 that their

00:33:00.120 culture survives

00:33:01.160 and we're

00:33:01.600 convinced to

00:33:02.260 just be like

00:33:02.820 yeah we

00:33:03.100 don't have

00:33:03.400 one

00:33:03.620 just do

00:33:06.920 whatever you

00:33:07.340 want to do

00:33:08.300 yeah keep

00:33:10.440 your culture

00:33:10.780 here

00:33:11.220 or bring your

00:33:12.200 culture here

00:33:12.660 we don't care

00:33:13.240 yeah

00:33:13.620 yeah

00:33:15.060 absolutely

00:33:16.800 baffling

00:33:17.520 just embrace

00:33:19.040 other

00:33:19.260 are we gonna

00:33:20.020 go back to

00:33:20.560 the

00:33:20.800 are we gonna

00:33:21.560 go back to

00:33:22.020 a frozen

00:33:22.420 piece of

00:33:22.900 shit

00:33:23.120 for a

00:33:24.160 hockey puck

00:33:24.700 now

00:33:25.000 in hockey

00:33:26.100 if we get

00:33:26.840 some of

00:33:27.180 the

00:33:27.360 look our

00:33:29.360 time might

00:33:29.900 be coming

00:33:30.380 here

00:33:30.680 like hear

00:33:31.700 me out

00:33:32.460 if

00:33:33.640 trump wins

00:33:34.640 and the

00:33:35.300 election down

00:33:35.940 there goes

00:33:36.380 sideways

00:33:36.780 i'm just

00:33:37.320 saying that

00:33:38.360 there may be

00:33:39.040 a small

00:33:39.560 window of

00:33:40.040 opportunity

00:33:40.500 that presents

00:33:41.300 itself

00:33:41.820 in a short

00:33:43.160 time

00:33:43.480 what are we

00:33:45.500 gonna flock

00:33:45.980 to the

00:33:46.280 u.s

00:33:46.720 no

00:33:48.580 refugees

00:33:50.620 i was joking

00:33:51.760 earlier that

00:33:52.420 i'd flee to

00:33:53.060 texas and

00:33:53.780 find joe rogan

00:33:54.640 be like let

00:33:55.400 me on your

00:33:55.700 podcast i just

00:33:56.820 escaped from

00:33:57.420 communist canada

00:33:58.360 oh fuck that

00:34:01.380 i mean

00:34:01.720 the americans

00:34:04.200 are the only

00:34:04.700 people keeping

00:34:05.400 us civilized

00:34:06.180 really i mean

00:34:07.420 if canada went

00:34:08.420 into a civil war

00:34:09.280 america would

00:34:09.840 invade keep

00:34:11.080 the peace

00:34:11.540 fucking everything

00:34:12.340 would go back

00:34:12.800 to normal

00:34:13.180 relatively quickly

00:34:14.060 if that option

00:34:15.740 isn't there

00:34:16.520 you know i

00:34:18.080 i actually think

00:34:18.840 the u.s

00:34:19.280 would probably

00:34:19.760 just watch

00:34:20.440 and i don't

00:34:22.400 think they'd

00:34:22.840 step in like

00:34:23.500 if we had a

00:34:24.280 civil war i

00:34:24.960 don't think

00:34:25.340 they'd step

00:34:25.700 well the only

00:34:26.560 reason that they

00:34:27.320 would step in

00:34:28.300 is because they

00:34:28.880 want a piece

00:34:29.340 of the pie

00:34:29.840 they don't they

00:34:31.640 wouldn't just let

00:34:32.240 it remain status

00:34:33.140 quo they would

00:34:33.940 come up here and

00:34:34.620 be like all right

00:34:35.280 well fucking

00:34:35.900 alberta's ours

00:34:37.600 because it's got

00:34:38.720 oil some of

00:34:40.700 the alberta needs

00:34:41.400 some of that

00:34:41.820 liberation some

00:34:42.900 of that freedom

00:34:43.600 yeah right

00:34:46.180 uh that's all

00:34:47.660 that's yeah i

00:34:48.960 think i think

00:34:49.600 that the u.s

00:34:50.360 is gonna be a

00:34:51.920 a powder

00:34:52.980 in the next

00:34:55.120 week or so

00:34:55.760 here oh it's

00:34:56.780 gonna get crazy

00:34:57.360 regardless of

00:34:58.100 what happens in

00:34:58.880 that right

00:34:59.460 it's gonna get

00:35:00.440 well i mean

00:35:00.900 just think about

00:35:01.440 it it doesn't

00:35:01.920 matter who

00:35:02.300 wins right

00:35:03.580 it does not

00:35:04.160 matter who

00:35:04.560 wins one

00:35:06.180 side or the

00:35:07.080 other is gonna

00:35:07.740 lose their shit

00:35:08.620 it's gonna

00:35:09.040 re there's gonna

00:35:09.940 be a lot of

00:35:10.420 re-ing it's

00:35:11.040 gonna be the

00:35:11.380 month of the

00:35:11.840 did you guys

00:35:12.900 see down in

00:35:13.480 pennsylvania

00:35:14.120 there was like

00:35:15.260 an indycar or

00:35:16.220 nascar race

00:35:17.060 gone and

00:35:17.900 they fucking

00:35:18.560 they posted

00:35:19.180 the the final

00:35:20.160 results and

00:35:21.340 with harris

00:35:21.860 winning 52

00:35:22.680 to 48

00:35:23.380 they already

00:35:26.160 fucking did

00:35:26.880 it like they

00:35:27.440 they just

00:35:27.880 showed their

00:35:28.280 maybe that's

00:35:29.240 someone in

00:35:29.780 that broadcasting

00:35:30.980 company that

00:35:31.600 was like you

00:35:32.040 know what this

00:35:32.480 shit's fucked

00:35:33.060 like i'm gonna

00:35:33.640 i'm gonna

00:35:34.440 fucking let the

00:35:35.020 cat out of the

00:35:35.520 bag here but

00:35:36.820 like everyone

00:35:37.480 was confused

00:35:38.200 it's just like

00:35:38.880 this thing comes

00:35:39.560 up there's a

00:35:40.240 race on

00:35:40.820 harris 52

00:35:42.260 fucking trump

00:35:44.300 48

00:35:44.760 i mean it's

00:35:46.340 entirely

00:35:46.700 i think it's

00:35:48.760 entirely possible

00:35:49.580 they intentionally

00:35:50.280 do shit like

00:35:51.000 that just to

00:35:52.420 like muddy

00:35:54.520 the waters and

00:35:56.520 you know get

00:35:58.100 get those emotions

00:35:59.200 up right

00:35:59.840 make people think

00:36:01.080 they're rigging it

00:36:01.760 and they probably

00:36:02.880 are

00:36:03.180 yeah right

00:36:03.680 yeah

00:36:04.420 like that's the

00:36:07.180 thing is i mean

00:36:07.980 fuck who knows

00:36:08.680 anymore um but

00:36:10.420 at the same

00:36:11.400 time yeah like

00:36:12.300 it i think

00:36:13.480 sometimes they'll

00:36:14.180 intentionally just

00:36:15.060 put shit out just

00:36:15.960 because they know

00:36:16.600 people will latch

00:36:17.360 on to it and

00:36:18.900 then that whip shit

00:36:19.820 up and because it

00:36:21.620 does seem like

00:36:22.200 everything they do

00:36:22.980 is to provoke

00:36:23.580 well if it came

00:36:26.180 out and it

00:36:26.600 actually was 52

00:36:27.620 48 like that i

00:36:29.660 think i think

00:36:30.440 that would be the

00:36:30.880 worst outcome like

00:36:32.060 they would have to

00:36:32.600 alter it some way

00:36:33.440 even like a 59

00:36:35.960 or 51 49 you

00:36:38.360 know would have a

00:36:39.600 little bit more

00:36:40.020 legitimacy than

00:36:40.800 what they've

00:36:41.140 already shown

00:36:41.760 oh yeah

00:36:44.740 listen the guy

00:36:48.000 has thousands of

00:36:49.560 people at his

00:36:50.280 rallies they have

00:36:52.080 hundreds like

00:36:53.860 stop with the

00:36:56.380 fucking faking gay

00:36:57.440 elections man it's

00:36:58.600 enough let's stop

00:36:59.660 it it's just

00:37:00.400 fucking they're

00:37:00.940 rigged all the

00:37:01.980 fuck yeah the

00:37:03.800 only thing is

00:37:04.400 though like looking

00:37:05.060 at it it's weird

00:37:06.300 um that might be

00:37:08.080 maybe the current

00:37:08.980 ballots maybe

00:37:09.880 there's like i'm

00:37:12.560 looking at the

00:37:13.340 number of votes

00:37:14.640 cast right like

00:37:16.860 tom just sent me

00:37:17.580 the screenshot here

00:37:18.500 and it says what

00:37:19.420 three million two

00:37:20.360 hundred and ninety

00:37:20.900 three thousand

00:37:21.520 seven hundred and

00:37:22.160 twelve voted for

00:37:22.960 harris two million

00:37:24.480 nine hundred and

00:37:25.340 ninety seven thousand

00:37:26.240 seven hundred and

00:37:27.000 ninety three for

00:37:27.580 trump there's no way

00:37:28.660 that that's total

00:37:29.680 ballots no it's

00:37:31.780 nowhere near i mean

00:37:32.740 that might that

00:37:33.840 might be like

00:37:34.400 fucking pennsylvania

00:37:35.260 itself yeah like i

00:37:37.260 don't understand why

00:37:38.300 there's a fucking

00:37:38.820 check mark there

00:37:39.660 though um that's

00:37:41.460 very she wins

00:37:42.620 yeah like that to

00:37:45.400 me seems like

00:37:46.360 they're maybe

00:37:47.380 counting the

00:37:48.160 advanced votes

00:37:49.280 for the moment

00:37:50.260 maybe because

00:37:52.120 those numbers are

00:37:52.880 super low if

00:37:53.860 that's you know

00:37:55.720 yeah yeah it

00:37:56.780 does it does say

00:37:57.720 reporting one

00:37:58.480 hundred percent

00:37:59.020 but oh is that

00:38:01.200 just the state

00:38:01.920 yeah it probably

00:38:04.180 was pennsylvania

00:38:05.160 oh okay yeah

00:38:08.440 because it does say

00:38:09.100 president statewide

00:38:10.480 so i don't know

00:38:11.960 what state they're

00:38:12.660 talking about but

00:38:13.540 it was pennsylvania

00:38:14.940 that happened in

00:38:15.880 okay so that's a

00:38:18.540 maybe but i don't

00:38:19.380 understand why that

00:38:20.460 would be final

00:38:21.140 well but here's

00:38:22.360 here's the thing

00:38:23.000 like the news

00:38:23.580 everybody

00:38:24.180 what did everybody

00:38:25.980 in pennsylvania

00:38:26.760 though go early to

00:38:27.780 vote

00:38:27.960 no because

00:38:29.620 that's yeah

00:38:30.640 that seems like

00:38:31.960 there's probably

00:38:32.540 like maybe i

00:38:33.380 don't know what

00:38:33.780 the actual

00:38:34.720 population of

00:38:36.140 pennsylvania is

00:38:36.780 but they did

00:38:37.840 like the news

00:38:38.600 action that news

00:38:39.620 corporation came

00:38:40.420 out and said

00:38:41.040 sorry that never

00:38:42.360 should have

00:38:42.680 happened we

00:38:43.200 were running

00:38:43.800 um ai trials

00:38:46.660 like they they

00:38:48.200 were running a

00:38:48.680 simulation

00:38:49.300 like what are you

00:38:51.560 simulating what are

00:38:52.400 you running on like

00:38:53.100 shouldn't you just

00:38:53.620 have the numbers

00:38:54.320 like you don't need

00:38:54.840 to simulate that do

00:38:55.780 you

00:38:55.960 yeah and i also

00:38:58.420 don't understand how

00:38:59.280 you would do a

00:38:59.820 simulation of a vote

00:39:00.960 that requires people

00:39:02.360 to have their own

00:39:03.700 thoughts and feelings

00:39:04.540 in order you know

00:39:05.420 what i mean like i

00:39:06.440 mean i guess you

00:39:07.040 could just take

00:39:07.600 polling data and

00:39:09.160 look at that and be

00:39:10.140 like okay maybe this

00:39:11.620 will be what it's

00:39:12.240 like but to do an

00:39:14.000 actual simulation

00:39:14.840 sounds pretty dumb

00:39:15.800 well and also

00:39:17.500 everyone's seen

00:39:19.920 those fucking

00:39:20.340 videos where they

00:39:21.020 asked you know

00:39:21.860 why should why

00:39:22.700 should i vote for

00:39:23.300 donald trump

00:39:23.840 oh we cannot tell

00:39:25.360 you you know

00:39:25.880 like hey i'll tell

00:39:26.940 you like we

00:39:27.420 cannot fucking

00:39:28.460 give you any

00:39:29.820 political swing

00:39:30.720 one way or the

00:39:31.300 other and all

00:39:32.220 right well why

00:39:32.860 should we vote for

00:39:33.520 kamala well because

00:39:34.640 she's good for the

00:39:35.540 future of the

00:39:36.140 country and she's

00:39:37.100 you know gonna

00:39:37.580 implement change

00:39:38.960 and it's like well

00:39:39.760 what the fuck like

00:39:40.820 let's try that right

00:39:41.960 now we're gonna try

00:39:42.900 that right now

00:39:43.560 i've only seen the

00:39:45.180 videos i've never

00:39:45.860 done it myself but

00:39:46.840 yeah let's go

00:39:47.620 no yeah

00:39:48.480 it's woke as fuck

00:39:50.520 yeah come on

00:39:51.500 stop

00:39:51.960 if you're whitey

00:39:55.540 if you're whitey

00:39:56.680 ai wants you

00:39:57.540 dead

00:39:57.880 that's it

00:40:00.580 i sent you a

00:40:02.740 link for that

00:40:03.320 crazy chinaman

00:40:04.480 that fucking

00:40:05.180 shows you shit

00:40:05.840 about china

00:40:06.300 it's the programmers

00:40:08.860 yes we know

00:40:09.440 that

00:40:09.640 yeah

00:40:10.680 let's come over

00:40:14.640 there

00:40:14.900 okay so i've

00:40:19.020 asked why i should

00:40:19.860 vote for donald trump

00:40:20.860 uh it tells me

00:40:23.620 voting for any

00:40:24.400 candidate is a

00:40:25.140 highly personal

00:40:25.780 choice based on

00:40:26.700 what aligns with

00:40:27.460 your values

00:40:27.960 priorities and

00:40:28.860 vision for the

00:40:29.620 future of the

00:40:30.420 country here are

00:40:31.220 some reasons why

00:40:31.920 people may choose

00:40:32.780 to vote for

00:40:33.460 donald trump

00:40:34.040 focusing on his

00:40:34.960 policy priorities

00:40:35.960 and approach

00:40:36.920 says uh

00:40:39.800 actually

00:40:40.120 okay that's

00:40:41.920 actually pretty

00:40:42.440 fair i mean it's

00:40:43.300 like economic

00:40:43.900 policies many

00:40:44.640 supporters appreciate

00:40:45.620 his emphasis on

00:40:46.520 tax cuts

00:40:47.180 deregulations this

00:40:48.480 chat gpt by the

00:40:49.640 way

00:40:49.840 yeah

00:40:51.700 pro-business

00:40:53.260 policies arguing

00:40:54.520 that these faster

00:40:55.440 or that these

00:40:56.520 foster economic

00:40:57.240 growth uh they

00:40:58.140 like his foreign

00:40:58.700 policy the america

00:40:59.620 first stance

00:41:00.380 resonates with

00:41:01.100 those who want to

00:41:01.840 focus on young

00:41:02.520 then all right so

00:41:03.580 there's a whole bunch

00:41:04.300 of like actually

00:41:04.900 pretty decent

00:41:05.680 fucking reasons

00:41:06.540 there okay okay

00:41:07.340 yeah um and

00:41:08.480 then at the end

00:41:09.120 it says ultimately

00:41:10.040 many supporters

00:41:11.060 view trump as a

00:41:12.460 candidate willing to

00:41:13.280 challenge the status

00:41:14.220 quo with policies

00:41:15.200 that resonate with a

00:41:16.260 particular vision of

00:41:17.260 american prosperity

00:41:18.400 strength and

00:41:19.060 identity all right

00:41:20.160 uh

00:41:21.160 kamala harris

00:41:27.200 no

00:41:34.740 um

00:41:36.780 and it says

00:41:37.900 voting for kamala

00:41:38.880 harris or a

00:41:40.280 candidate she

00:41:41.000 represents is a

00:41:42.560 choice that

00:41:43.180 that's a weird

00:41:44.260 thing to say

00:41:46.100 right voting for

00:41:51.020 kamala harris or a

00:41:53.240 candidate she

00:41:53.940 represents that's

00:41:54.960 kind of an odd

00:41:55.600 that is odd

00:41:57.000 anyway um is a

00:41:59.780 choice that reflects

00:42:00.500 particular values

00:42:01.720 especially for those

00:42:02.860 focused on social

00:42:03.800 equity economic

00:42:04.760 justice and

00:42:05.420 progressive change

00:42:06.280 here are some

00:42:07.100 reasons why people

00:42:08.100 might support her

00:42:09.140 and then of course

00:42:09.840 all of her bullshit

00:42:10.720 reasons so i mean

00:42:11.740 chat gpt seems to

00:42:13.640 be pretty fair with

00:42:14.420 it i'll give it

00:42:15.000 that yeah well i

00:42:16.620 i also was getting

00:42:17.640 like all all those

00:42:20.340 videos you see it's

00:42:21.400 people asking alexa

00:42:22.600 so i don't i don't

00:42:25.220 know if there's a

00:42:25.600 fucking difference

00:42:26.220 yeah all right

00:42:27.440 i mean in some

00:42:30.400 cases yeah because it

00:42:31.360 would be who

00:42:31.720 programmed it right

00:42:32.600 right now i think

00:42:34.120 alexa would be what

00:42:34.860 google yeah

00:42:36.740 yeah meta google

00:42:37.980 something like that

00:42:39.160 no isn't a isn't

00:42:41.240 alexa amazon amazon

00:42:43.320 alexa oh yeah

00:42:45.680 okay yeah alexa's

00:42:46.960 amazon it's still

00:42:48.840 it's right it's

00:42:49.640 no google is a

00:42:52.840 different one google

00:42:53.880 google has their but

00:42:55.680 if you have a google

00:42:56.360 home it's alexa that

00:42:57.740 you're asking is it

00:42:58.740 not no no you say

00:43:01.120 okay google if it's

00:43:02.240 google i think google

00:43:03.100 is meta

00:43:03.640 uh maybe maybe

00:43:06.680 maybe yeah

00:43:08.060 all i know is that

00:43:11.020 it's different

00:43:11.320 yeah i can't

00:43:13.640 between dr berg and

00:43:15.040 bezos i mean it

00:43:16.080 what

00:43:16.280 let's come out

00:43:20.040 there i'll fucking

00:43:21.160 come out there

00:43:21.800 i dare you will

00:43:24.580 yeah

00:43:25.580 lord have mercy

00:43:28.580 what the fuck

00:43:31.160 is happening

00:43:31.660 over there

00:43:32.320 it's craziness

00:43:35.060 there's all sorts

00:43:36.260 of fun in the

00:43:36.740 freestone house

00:43:37.520 let me tell you

00:43:38.240 oh

00:43:38.520 i don't enjoy it

00:43:42.160 is that

00:43:42.520 cuddled with

00:43:43.440 shitty kitty

00:43:44.020 for a while

00:43:44.680 can you send

00:43:45.400 jason the link

00:43:49.160 because he wants

00:43:51.300 to talk

00:43:51.860 yeah

00:43:52.520 why don't you

00:43:53.080 let him come on

00:43:53.560 he knows a lot

00:43:54.120 about what we're

00:43:54.600 talking about

00:43:55.040 so let him come

00:43:55.620 on too

00:43:55.920 because well

00:44:00.320 because he has

00:44:01.160 some intelligent

00:44:01.680 things to say

00:44:02.320 clearly

00:44:02.680 what

00:44:05.260 really

00:44:06.280 i'm just saying

00:44:06.940 i can't come on

00:44:07.780 okay he can't

00:44:08.500 all right

00:44:08.760 i was gonna actually

00:44:13.600 let you this time

00:44:14.640 too

00:44:15.180 yeah jason should

00:44:18.460 be on here

00:44:18.940 i don't know if

00:44:20.860 i hear my stand

00:44:21.760 to see that ugly

00:44:22.700 mug for like a

00:44:23.920 fourth day this

00:44:24.980 week so

00:44:25.480 yeah i feel

00:44:27.100 like you

00:44:27.380 need some

00:44:28.180 time of

00:44:28.540 party

00:44:28.860 is this

00:44:29.260 your night

00:44:29.880 apart out

00:44:30.520 with your

00:44:32.620 wives

00:44:33.140 oh we

00:44:35.600 survived

00:44:36.100 yeah

00:44:36.460 yeah we

00:44:38.560 survived

00:44:39.000 country boy

00:44:40.260 can't survive

00:44:40.840 in the fucking

00:44:41.480 in the rain

00:44:43.020 in the wind

00:44:43.600 in the camping

00:44:44.260 yeah

00:44:44.580 i survived

00:44:46.680 london

00:44:47.140 that was a

00:44:48.180 nerve-wracking

00:44:49.160 experience

00:44:49.960 yeah wasn't

00:44:50.920 your bus

00:44:51.420 jumping curbs

00:44:52.260 and shit

00:44:52.700 oh that

00:44:54.640 oh fuck

00:44:55.540 me that

00:44:56.000 was on

00:44:56.320 the way

00:44:56.580 home

00:44:56.880 um

00:44:57.940 now

00:44:59.040 okay okay

00:45:00.540 okay so

00:45:01.400 at the time

00:45:02.280 i didn't like

00:45:03.020 the decision

00:45:03.600 um

00:45:04.780 afterwards

00:45:05.520 i didn't

00:45:06.980 mind the

00:45:07.480 decision

00:45:07.860 but here's

00:45:09.460 the situation

00:45:10.200 so we're

00:45:11.540 coming into

00:45:12.140 serenium

00:45:12.540 all right

00:45:13.460 we got

00:45:14.520 fucking bridge

00:45:15.620 traffic

00:45:16.220 is lined up

00:45:17.740 from the bridge

00:45:18.820 all the way

00:45:19.700 down the 402

00:45:21.040 to outside

00:45:21.760 of town

00:45:22.220 right so

00:45:23.940 like that's

00:45:24.440 like a massive

00:45:25.260 weight

00:45:25.700 and this

00:45:26.700 fucking bus

00:45:27.300 driver

00:45:27.680 pulls up

00:45:28.800 gets in line

00:45:29.560 he's waiting

00:45:30.160 and says

00:45:30.980 fuck this

00:45:31.800 and drives

00:45:33.360 onto the

00:45:33.800 shoulder

00:45:34.180 and just

00:45:36.420 passes like

00:45:37.400 fucking 30

00:45:38.140 semis

00:45:38.720 and then

00:45:40.500 cuts back

00:45:41.140 into the

00:45:41.520 line

00:45:41.860 now the

00:45:45.040 thing that

00:45:45.500 worried me

00:45:46.060 about this

00:45:46.680 is that i

00:45:47.440 mean we

00:45:47.760 were on

00:45:48.380 kind of

00:45:48.860 like a

00:45:49.380 like an

00:45:49.740 overpass

00:45:50.380 when we

00:45:50.840 started so

00:45:51.560 it was like

00:45:52.020 there was

00:45:52.360 some some

00:45:52.940 angling

00:45:53.440 issues

00:45:54.020 but i was

00:45:55.860 a little

00:45:56.220 i don't know

00:45:58.180 we should be

00:45:58.660 doing this

00:45:59.060 in a bus

00:45:59.600 but because

00:46:00.720 it's a bus

00:46:01.180 full of people

00:46:01.940 was was the

00:46:03.420 driver at least

00:46:04.100 white you know

00:46:05.260 it felt like it

00:46:06.140 might have

00:46:06.520 tipped but

00:46:07.120 no no

00:46:09.120 jeet it was

00:46:10.860 a jeet driver

00:46:11.500 tell him it

00:46:12.000 was a jeet

00:46:12.540 well he got

00:46:13.260 fucking lucky

00:46:13.840 this time

00:46:14.280 yeah 100%

00:46:16.060 and you know

00:46:16.900 that the only

00:46:17.360 reason he

00:46:17.880 ran around

00:46:18.260 all those

00:46:18.600 other trucks

00:46:19.060 is because

00:46:19.420 he said

00:46:19.780 some dirk

00:46:20.160 dirk

00:46:20.420 thing over

00:46:20.840 the fucking

00:46:21.220 dirk

00:46:21.500 dirk

00:46:21.820 dirk

00:46:22.380 dirk

00:46:22.560 muhammad

00:46:22.840 jihad and

00:46:23.280 went past

00:46:23.720 all those

00:46:24.060 trucks

00:46:24.260 because he

00:46:24.560 knew

00:46:24.640 at first

00:46:27.940 i was like

00:46:28.600 shitting myself

00:46:29.440 i was like

00:46:30.380 we're gonna

00:46:30.980 roll this

00:46:31.580 fucking thing

00:46:32.280 but then

00:46:33.880 afterwards i

00:46:34.580 realized that

00:46:35.140 he probably

00:46:35.760 cut about

00:46:36.340 45 minutes

00:46:37.280 of weight

00:46:37.860 time

00:46:38.660 off so

00:46:40.560 you know

00:46:41.400 it wasn't

00:46:42.160 so bad

00:46:42.560 but

00:46:43.100 it was

00:46:44.420 dicey

00:46:44.960 yeah

00:46:47.980 yeah right

00:46:48.740 well if

00:46:49.520 you think

00:46:49.860 about when

00:46:50.300 you like

00:46:50.580 see all

00:46:50.880 the videos

00:46:51.280 and stuff

00:46:51.620 of the

00:46:51.820 buses

00:46:52.020 over there

00:46:52.500 where they

00:46:52.740 have like

00:46:53.000 people hanging

00:46:53.460 off them

00:46:53.840 and people

00:46:54.160 on the

00:46:54.440 roofs

00:46:54.680 and stuff

00:46:55.060 it's like

00:46:55.460 because they're

00:46:56.680 so dumb

00:46:57.100 that they

00:46:57.340 don't realize

00:46:57.800 that they

00:46:58.060 can wait

00:46:59.240 for another

00:46:59.680 bus

00:47:00.000 they all

00:47:00.320 just like

00:47:00.680 pile on

00:47:01.260 to like

00:47:01.540 one

00:47:01.980 rats

00:47:03.120 into something

00:47:03.940 and then

00:47:05.900 they like

00:47:06.280 hit a sign

00:47:07.000 and they fall

00:47:07.500 off and die

00:47:08.160 and like

00:47:08.500 things like

00:47:08.840 that right

00:47:09.240 so you

00:47:09.620 have to

00:47:09.980 you know

00:47:10.360 figure that

00:47:10.860 they're probably

00:47:11.300 just gonna

00:47:11.660 be like

00:47:12.040 oh

00:47:13.080 so

00:47:13.900 this lane

00:47:14.980 here

00:47:15.580 that no

00:47:16.580 one is

00:47:17.000 in

00:47:17.500 I think

00:47:18.800 we should

00:47:19.100 probably

00:47:19.500 just

00:47:19.840 through that

00:47:21.580 and I

00:47:23.000 mean

00:47:23.220 fuck that

00:47:23.960 little barrier

00:47:24.660 over the

00:47:25.380 you know

00:47:25.820 who cares

00:47:26.560 I mean

00:47:26.880 it's not like

00:47:27.580 they have the

00:47:27.960 common sense

00:47:28.460 to think

00:47:28.820 like oh

00:47:29.280 maybe our

00:47:29.820 load is a

00:47:30.440 little bit

00:47:30.840 you know

00:47:31.240 people-y

00:47:32.100 and maybe

00:47:33.520 we shouldn't

00:47:34.040 do something

00:47:34.500 like that

00:47:35.080 but they

00:47:35.960 don't think

00:47:36.280 about things

00:47:36.660 like that

00:47:37.020 because they're

00:47:37.460 just like

00:47:37.900 you know

00:47:38.280 over there

00:47:38.960 when they're

00:47:39.540 just like

00:47:39.820 driving on

00:47:40.320 hills

00:47:40.800 mountains

00:47:41.520 sorry

00:47:42.020 where there's

00:47:42.640 like a

00:47:42.940 road that's

00:47:43.340 this big

00:47:43.720 with a

00:47:43.960 bus full

00:47:44.300 of people

00:47:44.620 they're just

00:47:44.960 like what

00:47:45.420 do you

00:47:45.540 mean

00:47:45.740 fucking

00:47:46.020 grand theft

00:47:47.640 auto

00:47:48.040 and then

00:47:48.340 they're

00:47:48.460 like

00:47:48.680 and 500

00:47:50.340 people die

00:47:51.080 and they're

00:47:51.320 like what

00:47:51.920 right

00:47:52.260 oopsie

00:47:53.080 oopsie

00:47:54.640 oopsie

00:47:55.220 oopsie

00:47:55.840 so of course

00:47:56.760 they're gonna

00:47:57.020 do the same

00:47:57.480 thing here

00:47:57.920 just like

00:47:58.280 they drive

00:47:58.580 the fucking

00:47:58.900 trucks on

00:47:59.320 the highway

00:47:59.620 like I mean

00:48:00.000 they don't

00:48:00.220 give a shit

00:48:01.220 there was

00:48:04.060 there was

00:48:04.400 that moment

00:48:05.060 and then the

00:48:05.520 other exciting

00:48:06.200 moment of the

00:48:07.560 weekend

00:48:07.880 I was on the

00:48:08.780 phone with

00:48:09.660 Chris it was

00:48:10.420 while I was

00:48:10.840 waiting in

00:48:11.300 London to

00:48:11.900 uh to go

00:48:12.860 to Chris's

00:48:13.540 uh and a

00:48:15.080 homeless guy

00:48:15.900 that was

00:48:17.200 yelling a lot

00:48:18.860 well he did

00:48:23.180 um but he

00:48:24.820 showed me a

00:48:25.740 new technique

00:48:26.680 yes I gotta

00:48:27.920 pick up girls

00:48:28.680 that I've

00:48:29.100 gotta try

00:48:29.740 um you

00:48:31.660 just what

00:48:32.300 you do is

00:48:33.100 you wait

00:48:33.660 until the

00:48:34.560 light is

00:48:35.080 red

00:48:35.420 okay and

00:48:37.760 on a red

00:48:38.540 light walk

00:48:40.020 into the

00:48:40.440 intersection

00:48:41.020 it's gonna be

00:48:41.980 green okay

00:48:42.660 oh yeah

00:48:43.200 no no no no

00:48:44.340 no no no

00:48:45.300 no he did this

00:48:45.840 on a red

00:48:46.280 you gotta go

00:48:47.560 into the red

00:48:48.400 and then stop

00:48:50.080 the female who

00:48:51.080 is driving through

00:48:52.060 the intersection

00:48:52.740 and stand in

00:48:53.840 front of her and

00:48:54.600 as she's honking

00:48:55.320 her horn you

00:48:56.160 then proceed to

00:48:57.140 yell show me

00:48:58.540 your tits

00:48:59.240 it didn't

00:49:02.920 work for him

00:49:06.000 but it might

00:49:07.760 for me

00:49:08.260 I thought you

00:49:09.480 were gonna say

00:49:10.040 he walked into

00:49:10.700 the intersection

00:49:11.420 and just started

00:49:12.100 singing come on

00:49:13.140 baby come on

00:49:14.220 baby one pound

00:49:15.820 fish

00:49:16.480 that might have

00:49:20.220 worked for me

00:49:20.780 I don't know

00:49:21.360 I might have

00:49:21.800 shown him my

00:49:22.220 tits if that

00:49:22.900 was the case

00:49:23.400 like right on

00:49:24.640 but maybe

00:49:25.120 I feel like I

00:49:26.000 definitely would

00:49:26.540 it was more

00:49:26.820 straight to the

00:49:27.300 point

00:49:27.640 it was more

00:49:28.400 straight to the

00:49:29.000 point just top

00:49:29.980 of his lungs

00:49:30.560 yelled show me

00:49:31.400 your tits

00:49:31.920 and I was

00:49:33.020 I was shocked

00:49:34.100 that she didn't

00:49:34.760 just show

00:49:35.240 him

00:49:36.340 yeah oh yeah

00:49:37.100 the audacity

00:49:37.940 that that woman

00:49:38.660 yeah

00:49:39.680 yeah I thought

00:49:40.700 for sure that

00:49:41.540 was that's the

00:49:42.300 way to do it

00:49:42.880 right there

00:49:43.680 I'm just glad

00:49:52.020 somebody was on

00:49:52.640 the phone with

00:49:53.360 me while that

00:49:53.980 was happening

00:49:54.540 so that there

00:49:55.540 was

00:49:55.880 he's like

00:50:03.020 oh it's London

00:50:03.580 which one's

00:50:05.660 that

00:50:05.840 kitty

00:50:06.940 that's Xena

00:50:07.800 Xena

00:50:08.360 okay

00:50:09.320 she's the

00:50:10.880 shoulder kitty

00:50:11.560 yeah she looks

00:50:12.720 mean

00:50:13.160 she can be a

00:50:15.300 bit of a bitch

00:50:15.860 yeah no she

00:50:16.600 look at her

00:50:17.080 she looks at

00:50:18.680 you she has

00:50:19.360 like a

00:50:19.700 wicked resting

00:50:21.360 bitch face

00:50:22.000 look at that

00:50:22.520 she's got

00:50:24.220 cheekbones like

00:50:24.900 I do where

00:50:25.380 it's like it

00:50:25.720 doesn't matter

00:50:26.020 what you do

00:50:26.380 you still look

00:50:26.740 like a cunt

00:50:27.520 yeah I got

00:50:28.840 one more

00:50:29.180 looks like her

00:50:30.740 fuck yeah

00:50:31.200 she's so cute

00:50:31.740 what are you

00:50:32.000 doing kitty

00:50:32.760 I guess I'll

00:50:33.940 just take that

00:50:34.720 off then

00:50:35.240 excuse me can

00:50:35.700 you please

00:50:36.100 take that off

00:50:36.660 so I can get

00:50:37.000 in there

00:50:37.320 yeah

00:50:37.760 yeah

00:50:38.460 there you go

00:50:39.620 she has been

00:50:40.340 like up my

00:50:41.180 ass since I

00:50:42.060 got home

00:50:42.540 like they

00:50:44.000 don't like it

00:50:44.480 when I leave

00:50:45.040 apparently

00:50:45.560 you can't go

00:50:46.540 away for a lot

00:50:47.200 of days and

00:50:47.800 then expect

00:50:48.180 anything

00:50:48.800 oh kitty

00:50:50.760 missed you

00:50:51.280 like yeah

00:50:52.520 well it's kind

00:50:53.280 of annoying

00:50:53.620 now

00:50:54.040 well because

00:50:54.460 they think

00:50:54.840 they think

00:50:55.700 that you're

00:50:56.020 never coming

00:50:56.800 back and

00:50:57.300 it's like

00:50:57.600 it's the worst

00:50:58.260 if you leave

00:50:58.740 for like two

00:50:59.240 hours and you

00:50:59.840 come back

00:51:00.140 because they're

00:51:00.480 like oh my

00:51:01.060 god I thought

00:51:01.680 I was gonna

00:51:02.100 die like I was

00:51:02.900 never gonna eat

00:51:03.720 again

00:51:04.060 cats are so

00:51:05.040 fucking dramatic

00:51:05.720 if you leave

00:51:06.300 for like two

00:51:06.780 days they're

00:51:07.300 like oh

00:51:07.920 like for

00:51:10.700 real my

00:51:11.140 siamese

00:51:11.460 cats used

00:51:11.780 like go

00:51:12.680 ate shit

00:51:13.060 if I left

00:51:13.400 them for a

00:51:13.680 couple of

00:51:13.920 hours I

00:51:15.380 come back

00:51:15.740 and they'd be

00:51:15.980 like oh

00:51:16.420 they're very

00:51:19.140 separation

00:51:19.800 anxiety like

00:51:20.880 yeah

00:51:22.580 console kitty

00:51:24.300 actually

00:51:25.380 socially

00:51:27.460 not

00:51:28.760 not about

00:51:30.300 console kitty

00:51:31.380 first that

00:51:33.060 that's weird

00:51:33.580 let's me crawl

00:51:35.460 over Johnny

00:51:36.240 can't tell

00:51:41.060 no

00:51:41.680 there's a lot

00:51:43.240 of like badgy

00:51:44.160 drivers like

00:51:44.920 it's actually

00:51:45.360 shocking remember

00:51:46.080 when I was

00:51:46.380 talking to you

00:51:46.740 on the phone

00:51:47.060 last night and

00:51:47.740 I get to a

00:51:48.320 red light

00:51:48.800 this is a it

00:51:49.600 is a red

00:51:51.380 light four

00:51:51.860 way red

00:51:52.260 light and

00:51:53.460 I'm stopped

00:51:54.940 someone turns

00:51:56.460 left in the

00:51:57.260 red light

00:51:57.780 turns left

00:51:58.720 someone else

00:51:59.820 goes to turn

00:52:00.640 left and

00:52:01.420 somebody coming

00:52:02.360 the other way

00:52:03.440 or the other

00:52:04.140 way went

00:52:05.280 straight they

00:52:06.120 all went

00:52:06.880 through green

00:52:07.760 and red

00:52:08.100 lights it

00:52:08.520 was like this

00:52:09.040 cluster fuck

00:52:09.740 and then they

00:52:10.260 all get into

00:52:10.680 the intersection

00:52:11.240 and stop and

00:52:12.500 look at each

00:52:12.920 other and

00:52:14.340 then they all

00:52:15.000 start to go

00:52:15.620 again and

00:52:16.000 almost hit

00:52:16.420 each other

00:52:16.900 and I'm

00:52:17.740 like I'm

00:52:18.280 talking to

00:52:18.700 I'm like

00:52:19.000 what the

00:52:19.740 fuck

00:52:20.440 right

00:52:20.960 everybody just

00:52:21.700 goes around

00:52:22.300 each other and

00:52:22.800 goes the other

00:52:23.260 way like it

00:52:23.800 was like like

00:52:24.580 fucking dinky

00:52:25.500 cars on a

00:52:26.200 fucking on

00:52:26.880 you know

00:52:27.460 and it was

00:52:29.840 like seven

00:52:30.440 o'clock I'm

00:52:31.080 like is

00:52:31.900 everybody

00:52:32.220 fucking retarded

00:52:33.340 oh yeah

00:52:34.500 oh

00:52:35.580 I just

00:52:36.900 dug my dash

00:52:40.620 cam out

00:52:41.040 back out of

00:52:41.580 the drawer

00:52:41.900 because I

00:52:42.760 had it I

00:52:43.220 was like you

00:52:43.780 know what

00:52:44.100 like I've

00:52:44.520 almost been

00:52:44.940 hit like

00:52:45.320 three times

00:52:45.900 this fucking

00:52:46.320 week

00:52:46.600 and like

00:52:48.680 honestly one

00:52:49.380 of them like

00:52:50.080 I was stopped

00:52:51.240 at a four-way

00:52:51.880 and I was

00:52:53.000 like watching

00:52:53.580 this car and

00:52:54.260 it's just not

00:52:54.900 slowing down

00:52:55.700 and it just

00:52:56.440 right through

00:52:57.320 and I was

00:52:57.800 just like

00:52:58.140 oh

00:52:58.440 okay

00:53:00.060 right through

00:53:03.380 fucking like

00:53:04.400 intersections I

00:53:05.400 was on the

00:53:06.120 same road like

00:53:06.880 three weeks ago

00:53:07.600 and the light is

00:53:08.960 green going my

00:53:09.700 way it's a

00:53:10.420 70 and

00:53:11.440 somebody comes

00:53:12.100 through the

00:53:12.480 red light and

00:53:13.540 takes a right

00:53:14.300 hand turn like

00:53:15.020 it's fucking

00:53:15.420 fast and the

00:53:16.120 furious and

00:53:16.940 they drifted

00:53:17.680 right into

00:53:18.540 traffic and

00:53:19.260 pulled in

00:53:19.780 easily do a

00:53:21.000 90 and just

00:53:21.740 went and

00:53:23.340 like almost

00:53:24.060 hit like six

00:53:24.840 people and

00:53:25.940 people were

00:53:26.440 honking at me

00:53:27.420 because I

00:53:28.360 switched lanes

00:53:29.200 to avoid

00:53:30.200 getting hit

00:53:30.800 yeah it's

00:53:32.200 fucking wild

00:53:33.040 there was a

00:53:34.840 video not long

00:53:35.540 ago that came

00:53:36.140 out it was

00:53:36.600 somewhere in

00:53:37.000 Ontario where

00:53:37.660 like there was

00:53:38.440 a guy hanging

00:53:39.000 out of a

00:53:39.420 fucking window

00:53:40.100 buddy blows

00:53:41.400 that fucking

00:53:42.400 red light

00:53:42.920 screeches around

00:53:43.740 the corner and

00:53:44.360 the cops just

00:53:44.960 sitting there

00:53:45.480 and the guy

00:53:46.200 beside the

00:53:46.640 cops like

00:53:47.160 you gonna do

00:53:48.400 anything buddy

00:53:48.960 like you

00:53:50.040 know why we

00:53:51.100 have you

00:53:51.600 you don't

00:53:53.160 solve crimes

00:53:53.920 you just get

00:53:54.400 people tickets

00:53:55.060 well there goes

00:53:55.620 one

00:53:55.960 you will

00:54:00.500 respect my

00:54:01.160 authority

00:54:01.600 yeah I

00:54:05.400 guess but

00:54:06.140 like you

00:54:06.920 pull me over

00:54:07.400 for a seat

00:54:07.980 belt meanwhile

00:54:08.540 there's that

00:54:09.180 happening

00:54:09.680 yeah think

00:54:10.880 about it too

00:54:11.420 Al like if

00:54:11.940 you get into

00:54:12.460 like a an

00:54:13.140 accident on

00:54:13.700 the highway

00:54:14.140 now if you

00:54:15.460 can drive

00:54:16.100 away and

00:54:17.380 no one is

00:54:17.920 injured they

00:54:18.680 don't show

00:54:19.320 up

00:54:19.700 yeah yeah

00:54:21.740 nobody if

00:54:22.680 you get into

00:54:23.280 an accident and

00:54:24.220 even if it's

00:54:24.880 like if your

00:54:25.800 car is like

00:54:26.300 there's pieces

00:54:26.800 hanging off

00:54:27.400 and there's

00:54:27.700 shit everywhere

00:54:28.320 they tell you

00:54:29.480 to take

00:54:29.840 pictures and

00:54:30.600 drive to the

00:54:31.160 nearest accident

00:54:31.840 reporting center

00:54:32.640 because the

00:54:33.520 police aren't

00:54:33.940 going to come

00:54:34.460 self-report

00:54:35.220 well it's

00:54:36.400 same as

00:54:36.780 your house

00:54:37.500 gets broken

00:54:37.960 into

00:54:38.280 everything is

00:54:42.500 self-report

00:54:43.220 now so it's

00:54:43.980 like why

00:54:44.520 wouldn't you

00:54:44.840 just take

00:54:46.140 things into

00:54:46.620 your own

00:54:46.920 hands

00:54:47.220 your car gets

00:54:48.040 broken into

00:54:48.580 once a week

00:54:49.380 every week

00:54:50.140 once a week

00:54:51.040 so someone's

00:54:52.420 targeting your car

00:54:53.440 and they're

00:54:53.920 constantly targeting

00:54:54.660 your house

00:54:55.960 doesn't matter

00:54:56.600 breaking into

00:54:57.100 your house

00:54:57.520 it happens

00:54:58.800 all the time

00:54:59.420 i'm gonna kill

00:55:00.580 somebody i know

00:55:01.560 who it is

00:55:02.140 i'm gonna kill

00:55:03.120 yes but no

00:55:04.300 like the worst

00:55:05.100 thing you can do

00:55:05.600 is call the

00:55:06.080 cops the best

00:55:06.660 thing you

00:55:06.940 well remember

00:55:07.460 a couple years

00:55:08.080 ago that guy

00:55:08.780 in uh

00:55:09.380 where ben brook

00:55:10.500 that shot the

00:55:11.780 guy that was

00:55:12.180 trying to steal

00:55:12.640 his truck

00:55:13.140 yeah and he

00:55:15.280 got he got

00:55:16.100 i'm pretty sure

00:55:17.740 charged with

00:55:18.200 manslaughter

00:55:18.760 now they're

00:55:20.080 fucking charging

00:55:20.760 him again

00:55:21.280 right with

00:55:21.980 manslaughter

00:55:22.540 yeah and

00:55:23.680 he was

00:55:23.980 defending his

00:55:24.960 fucking property

00:55:26.100 the guy was

00:55:26.800 trying to steal

00:55:27.520 his truck and

00:55:28.580 he shot him

00:55:29.280 yeah

00:55:30.120 yeah there was

00:55:31.720 one in alberta

00:55:32.640 too the colton

00:55:33.620 guns because

00:55:35.060 they had guns

00:55:35.760 he was in fear

00:55:36.660 for his life

00:55:37.320 right

00:55:37.620 yeah the colton

00:55:39.160 bushy case out

00:55:40.100 in rural alberta

00:55:41.600 too was that

00:55:42.280 and the guy

00:55:42.840 actually did get

00:55:43.620 off because he's

00:55:44.380 like an hour

00:55:45.480 away from any

00:55:46.260 police department

00:55:47.140 like he's not

00:55:48.180 even in a town

00:55:48.960 he's just like on

00:55:49.600 a road somewhere

00:55:50.340 and there was

00:55:51.560 three native

00:55:52.100 guys like pulled

00:55:52.980 onto his

00:55:53.340 property and

00:55:54.600 started fucking

00:55:55.340 running amok and

00:55:56.140 he just fired a

00:55:58.040 warning shot

00:55:58.720 smart and but

00:56:01.380 he you know got

00:56:02.600 off

00:56:02.940 yep

00:56:05.120 yeah

00:56:06.920 they don't have

00:56:07.800 that double

00:56:08.780 jeopardy law here

00:56:10.280 in canada

00:56:10.820 because he was

00:56:13.400 he was off

00:56:14.460 right

00:56:16.060 double jeopardy is

00:56:17.020 if you've committed

00:56:17.700 a crime and you

00:56:18.500 can't get charged

00:56:19.100 for it twice

00:56:19.900 yeah

00:56:20.420 he did that to

00:56:22.860 him the guy

00:56:23.520 who defended

00:56:24.160 himself

00:56:24.680 no

00:56:25.180 he was

00:56:27.380 acquitted

00:56:27.860 and then

00:56:28.600 fucking or he

00:56:29.520 beat the charges

00:56:30.400 but then they

00:56:31.800 went after him

00:56:32.420 again

00:56:32.840 right

00:56:33.500 and they charged

00:56:34.280 them again

00:56:34.840 so he has to

00:56:35.560 go through the

00:56:35.960 whole process

00:56:36.640 again

00:56:37.080 what double

00:56:38.180 jeopardy is

00:56:39.200 is if you get

00:56:39.920 charged with a

00:56:41.020 crime

00:56:41.440 like so if you

00:56:42.340 get charged

00:56:42.860 with murder

00:56:43.520 and do your

00:56:45.040 time then you

00:56:45.740 can't get charged

00:56:46.440 with it a second

00:56:47.060 time

00:56:47.400 right

00:56:47.780 if i gotta

00:56:48.200 quit in a

00:56:48.660 murder

00:56:48.860 for the same

00:56:49.800 case

00:56:50.340 if you kill

00:56:51.840 two different

00:56:52.220 people you

00:56:52.860 can

00:56:53.260 get charged

00:56:55.000 twice

00:56:55.340 yeah

00:56:55.960 but you can't

00:56:56.920 kill the same

00:56:57.500 person twice

00:56:58.200 like just like

00:56:58.960 the book or the

00:56:59.520 movie double

00:57:00.000 jeopardy like

00:57:00.520 that's what that

00:57:01.080 is

00:57:01.260 yeah

00:57:01.560 like the

00:57:02.300 basis

00:57:02.540 if you have

00:57:03.080 a mistrial

00:57:03.860 if you have a

00:57:04.540 mistrial they

00:57:05.160 can read they

00:57:05.760 can charge you

00:57:06.260 again but if

00:57:06.720 you're acquitted

00:57:07.220 of it they

00:57:07.740 can't

00:57:08.600 right

00:57:08.840 but i don't

00:57:09.620 know if

00:57:09.860 that's a

00:57:10.160 thing in

00:57:10.480 canada or

00:57:11.080 if that's

00:57:11.660 an american

00:57:13.260 thing

00:57:13.720 no i

00:57:14.760 have a

00:57:15.060 i have a

00:57:16.080 law from

00:57:16.920 when i was in

00:57:17.640 i have the

00:57:18.940 stuff here

00:57:19.460 oh so you

00:57:20.120 you would

00:57:20.500 yeah you would

00:57:21.060 do better than

00:57:21.580 me then i

00:57:22.140 i was gonna

00:57:22.800 write my uh

00:57:23.780 my lsat

00:57:24.800 because i

00:57:25.980 want to be

00:57:26.540 do you have

00:57:27.460 i want to

00:57:27.940 have a i want

00:57:28.640 to have my

00:57:28.900 law degree as

00:57:29.600 well just

00:57:29.980 because why

00:57:30.540 not have

00:57:30.940 some more

00:57:31.320 degrees on

00:57:31.860 my wall

00:57:32.220 but so i

00:57:32.940 wrote my

00:57:33.440 mock lsat

00:57:34.060 so i have

00:57:34.540 all the

00:57:34.820 stuff there

00:57:35.320 but i

00:57:36.580 just don't

00:57:36.920 remember

00:57:37.240 i could

00:57:37.720 load it

00:57:38.240 yeah

00:57:38.440 i'll be

00:57:39.000 right back

00:57:39.440 don't threaten

00:57:40.660 us

00:57:40.960 yeah we

00:57:42.080 have them

00:57:42.540 what happens

00:57:44.560 i got an

00:57:47.380 anger management

00:57:47.980 certificate

00:57:49.080 actually framed

00:57:49.740 the wall

00:57:50.280 behind me

00:57:50.800 oh

00:57:51.760 did you

00:57:52.840 pass

00:57:53.080 yes i passed

00:57:54.680 my anger

00:57:55.080 management course

00:57:55.760 man

00:57:56.080 i wouldn't

00:57:57.500 go

00:57:57.700 it says that

00:58:00.720 we do have

00:58:01.720 laws against

00:58:02.320 double jeopardy

00:58:03.240 in section

00:58:06.560 11h which

00:58:08.160 states any

00:58:08.820 person charged

00:58:09.600 with an

00:58:10.000 offense has

00:58:10.720 the right if

00:58:11.360 finally acquitted

00:58:12.100 of the offense

00:58:12.780 not to be

00:58:13.280 tried for it

00:58:14.000 again and

00:58:14.880 if finally

00:58:15.500 found guilty

00:58:16.400 and punished

00:58:18.240 for the offense

00:58:19.060 not to be

00:58:19.800 tried or

00:58:20.620 punished again

00:58:21.420 so we do

00:58:23.660 have a similar

00:58:24.160 double jeopardy

00:58:24.840 it's not the

00:58:25.100 same but

00:58:25.380 same same

00:58:25.760 but different

00:58:26.140 yes

00:58:26.940 yeah

00:58:28.260 so how did

00:58:29.940 he get

00:58:30.260 charged again

00:58:30.980 then if he

00:58:31.520 was acquitted

00:58:31.980 the first time

00:58:32.760 it's a

00:58:33.840 different charge

00:58:34.780 it was

00:58:36.140 here i'll

00:58:37.180 pull it

00:58:37.440 yeah if

00:58:38.660 they bring

00:58:39.260 forth different

00:58:40.040 charges they

00:58:40.760 can charge

00:58:41.200 them again

00:58:41.540 absolutely

00:58:42.100 yeah hang

00:58:42.820 on

00:58:43.020 they're charging

00:58:45.280 them with

00:58:45.500 manslaughter

00:58:45.980 now um

00:58:47.220 it's bullshit

00:58:49.520 what's the

00:58:50.640 what am i

00:58:51.000 looking for

00:58:51.540 um

00:58:52.380 i'm gonna

00:58:52.660 go find my

00:58:53.140 management

00:58:53.680 certificate

00:58:54.220 yeah i got

00:58:55.880 a certificate

00:58:56.160 too

00:58:56.440 i'm gonna

00:58:57.840 go see if i

00:58:58.200 can find

00:58:58.520 them right

00:58:58.760 back

00:58:59.100 sorry

00:59:00.620 everybody's

00:59:01.140 bailing on

00:59:01.540 there it

00:59:09.680 is

00:59:09.840 yeah exactly

00:59:10.400 exactly

00:59:11.020 new evidence

00:59:12.280 different charge

00:59:13.240 yeah okay

00:59:14.800 so it

00:59:16.720 looks like

00:59:17.880 yeah

00:59:19.340 hamilton

00:59:19.760 man

00:59:20.140 guilty

00:59:21.080 so i was

00:59:26.220 benbrook

00:59:26.700 yeah benbrook

00:59:27.940 yeah so

00:59:28.800 uh jury has

00:59:30.660 found the man

00:59:31.200 from my

00:59:31.520 hands here

00:59:32.180 i'll how do

00:59:33.060 i do this

00:59:33.460 again

00:59:33.720 nice to live in

00:59:34.460 benbrook

00:59:34.720 go to present

00:59:36.120 and then share

00:59:36.860 screen and

00:59:37.640 then

00:59:38.000 all right

00:59:39.820 relax

00:59:40.320 nice to live

00:59:41.220 on fletcher

00:59:41.720 road

00:59:41.980 i live there

00:59:45.300 for a little

00:59:45.720 bit

00:59:45.920 window

00:59:46.320 yes

00:59:48.220 uh yeah

00:59:49.740 sure

00:59:49.940 no

00:59:50.160 whatever

00:59:50.600 do i do

00:59:51.140 entire screen

00:59:51.660 or window

00:59:52.060 what

00:59:54.360 this one

00:59:55.300 you can do

00:59:55.640 window

00:59:56.020 it doesn't

00:59:57.000 matter which

00:59:57.700 either one

00:59:58.200 no it won't

00:59:58.700 let me do

00:59:59.060 that one

00:59:59.480 there okay

01:00:00.220 all right

01:00:01.700 this one

01:00:02.820 this one

01:00:03.780 all right

01:00:05.020 can you see

01:00:05.560 it

01:00:05.900 yeah a little

01:00:07.380 bit

01:00:07.600 sort of

01:00:08.640 okay so

01:00:09.560 a jury has found

01:00:10.380 the man from

01:00:10.840 the hamilton

01:00:11.220 suburb of

01:00:11.860 benbrook who

01:00:12.420 fatally shot a

01:00:13.220 six nations man

01:00:13.960 not guilty of

01:00:14.580 secondary murder

01:00:15.280 but guilty of

01:00:16.040 manslaughter

01:00:16.600 so okay and

01:00:17.880 here's the thing

01:00:18.420 so for reference

01:00:19.580 sake

01:00:20.060 okay hang on

01:00:21.180 without that now

01:00:21.920 how do i stop

01:00:22.540 it stop

01:00:23.480 sharing okay

01:00:24.040 for reference

01:00:25.020 sake we have

01:00:25.500 to start this

01:00:26.060 we have there

01:00:26.560 has to preface

01:00:27.140 there is a

01:00:29.600 um like a

01:00:31.220 six nations

01:00:31.640 reserve right

01:00:32.800 outside of

01:00:33.360 hamilton

01:00:33.660 so there is

01:00:36.100 a because

01:00:37.460 as most people

01:00:38.680 know they have

01:00:39.300 their own they

01:00:40.080 have their

01:00:40.340 own police

01:00:41.340 everything like

01:00:42.160 that so there's

01:00:42.860 no opp there's

01:00:43.760 no local

01:00:44.200 municipal there's

01:00:45.080 no provincial

01:00:45.980 there's no

01:00:46.320 federal jurisdiction

01:00:47.200 that exists for

01:00:49.520 that right

01:00:50.080 we like rcmp

01:00:51.500 and everything

01:00:51.900 like that can't

01:00:52.440 go on their

01:00:52.740 land so they

01:00:54.280 have their own

01:00:54.880 everything so

01:00:56.220 there is a

01:00:57.140 massive problem

01:00:58.260 with obviously

01:00:59.440 car theft right

01:01:00.380 and cars go

01:01:03.160 missing all of

01:01:03.900 the fucking time

01:01:04.780 from that area

01:01:06.140 all of the

01:01:07.460 fucking time and

01:01:08.640 that's where they

01:01:09.280 end up and once

01:01:10.160 they end up there

01:01:10.780 you can't do

01:01:11.440 anything about it

01:01:12.280 even if you have

01:01:12.820 a gps on your

01:01:13.500 car and you know

01:01:14.060 that your car is

01:01:14.520 in there you can't

01:01:15.160 do anything about

01:01:15.620 it right so

01:01:16.980 again this is

01:01:18.820 where that sort

01:01:20.260 of comes into

01:01:20.840 play there's a

01:01:21.420 lot of people

01:01:21.820 who are aware

01:01:22.640 of these things

01:01:23.140 happening so at

01:01:23.980 5 p.m. on the

01:01:24.640 second day of

01:01:25.040 deliberations the

01:01:25.800 12 jurors

01:01:26.520 delivered the

01:01:28.720 verdict in front

01:01:29.580 of family and

01:01:30.160 friends he was

01:01:32.540 charged with

01:01:32.920 secondary murder

01:01:33.820 with the shooting

01:01:35.860 death of the

01:01:36.880 person the

01:01:38.160 shooting occurred

01:01:38.940 while he was

01:01:39.400 allegedly allegedly

01:01:40.400 trying to steal

01:01:41.460 his pickup truck

01:01:42.220 a pickup truck

01:01:43.320 from his driveway

01:01:44.300 he was the

01:01:47.100 person was

01:01:47.440 armed with a

01:01:47.880 gun and shot

01:01:48.420 him twice with

01:01:49.160 a shotgun in

01:01:49.720 self-defense so

01:01:52.300 I feel like he

01:01:53.000 probably only

01:01:54.240 needed one one

01:01:55.820 shot yep

01:01:57.060 because once you

01:01:59.000 do it once you

01:01:59.680 do it twice it

01:02:00.340 becomes aggravated

01:02:01.240 assault at the

01:02:01.940 very least right

01:02:02.840 like right so

01:02:03.800 you could have

01:02:04.260 stopped the jury

01:02:05.600 had three options

01:02:06.440 they could have

01:02:06.920 found him guilty

01:02:07.700 of second-degree

01:02:08.440 murder not guilty

01:02:09.840 of second-degree

01:02:10.600 murder but guilty

01:02:11.700 of manslaughter or

01:02:12.760 not guilty at all

01:02:13.760 so the manslaughter

01:02:15.120 verdict indicates

01:02:16.040 that the jury

01:02:16.520 didn't believe he

01:02:17.340 had the intent to

01:02:18.320 kill him when he

01:02:19.120 shot him and he

01:02:20.140 didn't have the

01:02:20.700 state of mind to

01:02:21.700 commit murder

01:02:22.480 yeah exactly so

01:02:27.880 the minimum

01:02:28.180 sentence for

01:02:28.700 manslaughter with

01:02:29.160 a firearm

01:02:29.600 involved is four

01:02:31.220 years yeah so

01:02:34.620 basically again

01:02:36.100 it's just

01:02:36.880 iterating that

01:02:39.480 the whole self

01:02:41.560 like defending

01:02:42.740 your home and

01:02:43.640 things like

01:02:44.340 that it is

01:02:47.340 very I mean

01:02:49.460 clearly debatable

01:02:50.320 well if somebody

01:02:52.280 is trying to steal

01:02:53.020 your shit and has

01:02:54.100 a gun and you

01:02:55.360 shoot them to

01:02:56.180 defend yourself

01:02:57.100 and your your

01:02:57.920 family then you

01:02:59.520 can be charged

01:03:00.180 with manslaughter

01:03:01.060 yes that and

01:03:04.180 that's even

01:03:04.980 even if it was

01:03:06.480 clear-cut case of

01:03:08.400 he's at the end of

01:03:10.180 your bed with a

01:03:11.000 gun towards you and

01:03:12.080 you kill him with a

01:03:13.200 fucking knife you

01:03:15.260 still will will end

01:03:16.840 up in the courts

01:03:17.940 correct they'll ruin

01:03:19.580 you through the

01:03:20.440 courts it doesn't

01:03:21.140 matter you

01:03:21.840 and yourself like

01:03:23.980 physically

01:03:24.280 now you have to

01:03:26.380 defend yourself in

01:03:27.060 the courts man

01:03:27.760 and that's

01:03:29.400 that's that's

01:03:31.200 still manslaughter

01:03:32.040 Scotian lady

01:03:32.800 because that's

01:03:33.760 that's the entire

01:03:34.440 point of manslaughter

01:03:35.600 that it's

01:03:36.200 accidental

01:03:36.480 there's no intent

01:03:37.200 yeah

01:03:37.580 yeah

01:03:38.460 if somebody comes

01:03:41.380 to your property

01:03:42.240 in the middle of

01:03:43.080 the night

01:03:43.400 like how did you

01:03:44.720 plan that out

01:03:45.480 how did you

01:03:46.280 intend for this

01:03:47.460 to happen like

01:03:48.180 you wouldn't have

01:03:49.260 any idea that

01:03:50.000 this was about to

01:03:50.780 go down

01:03:51.220 you're in the

01:03:52.600 fucking moment

01:03:53.260 first degree

01:03:54.460 murder is a

01:03:55.040 stupid charge

01:03:55.680 second-degree

01:03:56.320 murder still

01:03:57.040 to me

01:03:57.940 seems not

01:03:59.360 even the

01:04:00.340 manslaughter

01:04:00.720 it's just like

01:04:01.280 vehicular manslaughter

01:04:02.400 if you're

01:04:03.240 I mean

01:04:04.140 yeah I mean

01:04:05.900 there's there's

01:04:06.760 so many instances

01:04:07.660 where it doesn't

01:04:08.640 make sense to me

01:04:09.440 it's a situation

01:04:10.640 where like

01:04:11.280 manslaughter

01:04:12.260 okay by definition

01:04:13.400 I guess it fits

01:04:14.400 right

01:04:14.980 um but

01:04:16.840 when looking at

01:04:18.860 the circumstances

01:04:19.480 like I don't know

01:04:20.380 I'm one who

01:04:21.300 believes

01:04:21.700 you should be

01:04:24.580 able to defend

01:04:25.400 yeah exactly

01:04:26.720 um like

01:04:28.360 obviously yes

01:04:30.080 by definition

01:04:30.880 manslaughter can

01:04:31.780 work here because

01:04:32.520 I don't think it's

01:04:33.260 necessarily his

01:04:34.080 intent to just

01:04:34.760 go and kill

01:04:35.200 people but

01:04:36.260 his intent was

01:04:37.240 to defend his

01:04:38.060 property and

01:04:38.880 to defend his

01:04:39.760 possessions

01:04:40.140 he shouldn't

01:04:40.880 have been

01:04:41.100 charged at all

01:04:41.860 no manslaughter

01:04:42.480 charge would have

01:04:43.000 happened

01:04:43.160 yeah well

01:04:43.680 here's the thing

01:04:44.840 too though I

01:04:45.420 mean you'd

01:04:45.780 probably get more

01:04:46.600 jail time for

01:04:47.500 shooting a guy in

01:04:48.220 the face with a

01:04:48.900 bunch of salt

01:04:49.520 shot and like

01:04:50.880 not killing him

01:04:51.680 but like

01:04:52.100 permanently

01:04:52.600 blinding him

01:04:53.380 disabling

01:04:54.020 you know

01:04:54.820 disabling him

01:04:55.940 from creating

01:04:56.420 yeah it's

01:04:57.520 I mean

01:04:58.500 aggravated assault

01:04:59.400 you'd probably

01:04:59.820 get five six

01:05:00.580 years for that

01:05:01.280 just because

01:05:02.160 they'd be

01:05:02.500 they'd look at

01:05:03.400 it like

01:05:03.900 well Valky

01:05:04.980 would have

01:05:05.220 went through

01:05:05.560 like less

01:05:05.960 pain if you

01:05:06.440 just like

01:05:06.780 killed him

01:05:07.240 like now

01:05:08.860 he's got

01:05:09.480 three years

01:05:10.060 of fucking

01:05:10.620 medical

01:05:11.420 fucking shit

01:05:12.380 going on

01:05:12.900 and he'll

01:05:13.500 never see

01:05:14.060 again

01:05:14.440 this is what

01:05:15.840 happened in

01:05:16.320 Hong Kong

01:05:16.800 so I had

01:05:18.520 veterans I met

01:05:19.300 veterans who

01:05:20.100 survived Hong Kong

01:05:21.460 by the way

01:05:22.300 the Japanese

01:05:24.660 invasion of

01:05:25.260 Hong Kong

01:05:25.520 whatever

01:05:25.840 this is common

01:05:28.220 knowledge man

01:05:28.960 if you ran over

01:05:29.900 a Chinaman

01:05:30.500 on the streets

01:05:31.420 in Hong Kong

01:05:32.120 better off

01:05:33.340 in reverse

01:05:34.240 and kill them

01:05:35.580 rather

01:05:37.000 it's cheaper

01:05:37.940 to pay for

01:05:38.480 their funeral

01:05:39.020 than it is to

01:05:39.600 pay for them

01:05:40.120 for life

01:05:41.240 right

01:05:41.800 like

01:05:42.220 you're gonna

01:05:43.940 get in a lot

01:05:44.400 of more shit

01:05:45.160 it was easier

01:05:46.580 if they were

01:05:46.920 just dead

01:05:47.500 so they'd

01:05:48.560 hit

01:05:48.680 if they ran

01:05:49.180 over a

01:05:49.560 Chinaman

01:05:49.940 in the street

01:05:50.500 and they're

01:05:51.520 all fucked

01:05:51.960 up

01:05:52.160 like

01:05:52.320 put it

01:05:53.800 in reverse

01:05:54.260 back over

01:05:55.060 them

01:05:55.300 and then

01:05:56.040 fucking

01:05:56.320 drive over

01:05:56.840 them again

01:05:57.280 I'm not

01:05:58.040 making this

01:05:58.460 shit up

01:05:58.800 guys

01:05:59.060 this is

01:05:59.940 kind of

01:06:00.280 where

01:06:00.500 this sounds

01:06:01.500 like where

01:06:01.780 we're going

01:06:02.160 here

01:06:02.440 right

01:06:02.660 like

01:06:02.920 I'm not

01:06:03.740 gonna fucking

01:06:04.160 spend the rest

01:06:04.860 of my life

01:06:05.360 paying for

01:06:05.860 you

01:06:06.140 when you

01:06:07.580 can just

01:06:07.840 be dead

01:06:08.200 that's

01:06:08.580 why the

01:06:08.880 shoot

01:06:09.060 shovel

01:06:09.360 shut up

01:06:09.780 fucking

01:06:10.060 principle

01:06:10.460 comes in

01:06:11.040 right

01:06:11.400 you also

01:06:13.160 have to

01:06:13.480 understand

01:06:13.840 like that

01:06:14.300 can be

01:06:14.620 just a human

01:06:15.380 reaction

01:06:15.940 and I'll

01:06:16.440 fucking

01:06:16.660 tell you

01:06:17.020 this

01:06:17.200 my mom

01:06:17.600 did that

01:06:18.000 with a

01:06:18.320 deer

01:06:18.600 she

01:06:19.620 fucking

01:06:19.980 smoked

01:06:20.500 a deer

01:06:20.900 in her

01:06:21.240 little

01:06:21.440 fucking

01:06:21.820 Chevy

01:06:22.180 tracker

01:06:22.680 fucking

01:06:23.780 freaked

01:06:24.920 out

01:06:25.260 backed up

01:06:26.180 boom

01:06:26.600 boom

01:06:27.000 parked

01:06:27.840 and she

01:06:28.140 was parked

01:06:28.560 on it

01:06:29.080 and then

01:06:29.620 she was

01:06:29.860 like oh

01:06:30.160 fuck

01:06:30.580 and like

01:06:31.080 drove over

01:06:32.220 it again

01:06:32.600 with the

01:06:32.880 back tires

01:06:33.480 phoned me

01:06:34.300 crying

01:06:34.760 she was

01:06:35.820 like I

01:06:36.200 just hit

01:06:36.620 something

01:06:37.100 I was

01:06:37.500 like well

01:06:37.880 make sure

01:06:38.540 it's not

01:06:38.880 a person

01:06:39.360 she's like

01:06:41.700 no it's

01:06:42.080 a deer

01:06:42.480 I was

01:06:42.820 like it's

01:06:43.980 all fucked

01:06:44.420 up

01:06:44.620 and she's

01:06:44.920 like oh

01:06:45.220 it's

01:06:45.420 dead

01:06:45.700 and I'm

01:06:45.940 like yeah

01:06:46.540 oh shit

01:06:47.640 oh fuck

01:06:48.360 yeah

01:06:48.580 there we

01:06:49.000 go

01:06:49.180 I forgot

01:06:49.580 one about

01:06:49.980 that

01:06:50.280 yeah

01:06:51.300 bad

01:06:51.600 right

01:06:52.740 we are

01:06:53.880 I promise

01:06:54.780 we'll get

01:06:56.480 to it

01:06:56.780 but anyway

01:06:57.180 what I'm

01:06:57.920 saying is

01:06:58.320 it's human

01:06:58.740 nature

01:06:59.120 like boom

01:07:00.340 you smoke

01:07:00.840 something

01:07:01.160 you panic

01:07:01.780 oh fuck

01:07:03.260 throw it

01:07:03.620 in reverse

01:07:04.120 right

01:07:05.080 finish it

01:07:07.400 off

01:07:07.700 that's not

01:07:09.640 even your

01:07:10.060 intent

01:07:10.500 that's not

01:07:11.140 even your

01:07:11.520 intent

01:07:11.840 it's just

01:07:12.360 like a

01:07:12.820 reaction

01:07:13.280 that people

01:07:13.780 have

01:07:14.180 no

01:07:18.060 if I

01:07:19.200 hit

01:07:19.420 something

01:07:19.700 I

01:07:19.880 wouldn't

01:07:20.060 be

01:07:20.200 put

01:07:20.420 in

01:07:20.600 reverse

01:07:21.080 just to

01:07:21.660 know

01:07:22.160 well you

01:07:23.020 might not

01:07:23.540 be but

01:07:23.960 people out

01:07:24.500 there do

01:07:24.960 like

01:07:25.320 yeah there's

01:07:27.420 lots of

01:07:27.740 people that

01:07:28.080 just panic

01:07:28.780 right

01:07:29.360 once you

01:07:30.640 panic you

01:07:31.160 don't know

01:07:31.400 what the fuck

01:07:31.760 you're doing

01:07:32.140 right

01:07:32.860 it does

01:07:33.460 happen

01:07:33.840 yeah

01:07:34.980 that's true

01:07:36.120 I typically

01:07:37.280 choose to

01:07:37.800 panic when

01:07:38.300 it's all

01:07:38.580 done

01:07:39.340 when everything's

01:07:41.340 finished that's

01:07:42.140 when the

01:07:42.400 panic's that's

01:07:43.100 in

01:07:43.320 yeah

01:07:44.080 typically

01:07:48.140 anyway I

01:07:48.900 guess

01:07:49.100 it would

01:07:50.840 depend but

01:07:51.580 yeah well

01:07:52.540 I'll tell you

01:07:53.500 this

01:07:53.720 well the

01:07:56.160 other day

01:07:56.760 fucking

01:07:57.240 amber like

01:07:58.100 fainted from

01:07:59.000 because she

01:07:59.460 like poked

01:08:00.160 her hand with

01:08:00.680 a screwdriver

01:08:01.220 she fainted

01:08:02.180 fell back

01:08:03.200 and hit her

01:08:03.620 head in our

01:08:04.040 bathroom and

01:08:04.700 on the

01:08:05.140 fucking

01:08:05.500 like on

01:08:06.860 her on

01:08:07.180 our shower

01:08:07.620 wall and

01:08:09.000 fuck she

01:08:09.400 was just

01:08:09.860 knocked out

01:08:10.400 like knocked

01:08:11.640 the fuck

01:08:12.700 out so

01:08:13.860 I'm like I

01:08:14.340 got her

01:08:14.600 legs elevated

01:08:15.600 I'm like

01:08:16.040 fucking wake

01:08:17.120 up wake

01:08:17.760 up I

01:08:19.320 in that

01:08:20.060 moment I

01:08:21.060 was like how

01:08:21.900 am I gonna

01:08:22.380 fucking explain

01:08:23.340 this shit

01:08:24.080 like if she

01:08:25.280 doesn't fucking

01:08:26.020 wake up I

01:08:27.360 I don't know

01:08:29.240 what do you

01:08:29.700 want me to

01:08:30.180 she fell

01:08:30.860 stabbed herself

01:08:31.760 and knocked

01:08:32.220 herself out

01:08:32.980 I don't know

01:08:33.820 she fainted

01:08:37.520 first like she

01:08:38.300 went down

01:08:38.740 because she

01:08:39.120 fainted like

01:08:40.020 at the sight

01:08:40.480 of blood and

01:08:41.620 just hit her

01:08:42.680 fucking head on

01:08:43.360 the way like

01:08:44.000 down and I

01:08:45.680 was like I'm

01:08:46.180 not I'm one I

01:08:48.900 don't like

01:08:49.260 looking like I

01:08:50.140 don't like seeing

01:08:50.720 blood but I

01:08:51.300 won't

01:08:51.960 we've been

01:08:54.660 together 12

01:08:55.380 years that's

01:08:56.320 never happened

01:08:57.080 and whatever

01:08:59.020 but there was

01:09:00.100 there was

01:09:00.680 like 30

01:09:01.380 so like she

01:09:01.900 was knocked

01:09:02.360 out for like

01:09:02.880 a minute and

01:09:03.720 a half and

01:09:04.920 the last 30

01:09:06.100 seconds I was

01:09:06.980 like if she

01:09:07.440 doesn't wake

01:09:07.960 up I don't

01:09:09.160 know how to

01:09:09.580 fucking explain

01:09:10.260 this like

01:09:11.820 I didn't just

01:09:13.840 tell the truth

01:09:14.460 but still

01:09:15.780 you got something

01:09:17.360 explaining to do

01:09:18.280 well yeah I'd

01:09:20.000 be in the

01:09:20.300 fucking police

01:09:20.900 station for

01:09:21.500 fucking days

01:09:22.220 yeah

01:09:23.080 anyway thank

01:09:26.340 god she

01:09:26.740 fucking came

01:09:27.560 to she just

01:09:29.360 looked at me

01:09:29.800 she was like

01:09:30.180 why am I on

01:09:30.820 the bathroom

01:09:31.440 floor I was

01:09:32.180 like fuck

01:09:32.780 holy fuck

01:09:34.280 that scared the

01:09:36.400 shit out of

01:09:36.820 me

01:09:37.120 tell me about

01:09:37.880 that

01:09:38.120 yeah

01:09:40.120 no you

01:09:45.240 don't man

01:09:45.820 like I

01:09:46.860 I get in

01:09:47.420 choking spells

01:09:48.540 sometimes and

01:09:49.240 I'll end up in

01:09:49.740 the fucking

01:09:50.040 bathroom floor

01:09:50.700 too but

01:09:51.380 it's not

01:09:53.680 good

01:09:53.980 it's not

01:09:57.400 good

01:09:57.680 Sarah likes

01:09:58.960 guns and

01:09:59.380 coffee

01:09:59.760 wasn't what

01:10:01.360 why are you

01:10:02.200 commenting in

01:10:03.040 the comment

01:10:03.460 section Sarah

01:10:04.320 she's

01:10:07.320 she's

01:10:08.340 special

01:10:08.780 Chris

01:10:09.500 she's grabbing

01:10:10.860 her book

01:10:11.280 she's about

01:10:12.280 to reach

01:10:12.720 it's story

01:10:13.440 time

01:10:13.820 are we doing

01:10:14.840 chapter four

01:10:15.580 of double

01:10:16.020 dick guy

01:10:16.560 yes three

01:10:17.760 I believe

01:10:18.360 three

01:10:18.780 okay

01:10:19.840 I believe

01:10:20.760 we're on

01:10:21.020 chapter three

01:10:21.640 now I

01:10:22.500 think

01:10:22.820 something like

01:10:24.440 that I

01:10:25.220 just like it

01:10:25.900 because then I

01:10:26.660 get to play

01:10:27.100 the intro

01:10:27.620 that's my

01:10:30.160 favorite part

01:10:30.940 the intro

01:10:32.320 yeah

01:10:34.320 intro is

01:10:36.180 great

01:10:36.780 you didn't

01:10:38.000 cop a feel

01:10:38.720 Al of course

01:10:39.480 he did

01:10:39.860 what are you

01:10:40.140 talking to

01:10:40.540 why would

01:10:40.800 you even

01:10:41.040 ask

01:10:41.420 I don't

01:10:43.560 need to

01:10:43.840 cop a

01:10:44.280 fucking

01:10:44.560 that's the

01:10:48.040 first thing

01:10:48.560 he did

01:10:48.960 he just

01:10:50.780 went right

01:10:51.260 in

01:10:51.700 like I'm

01:10:52.860 gonna grab

01:10:53.240 a boob

01:10:53.740 while you're

01:10:54.120 sleeping

01:10:54.500 okay I

01:10:55.620 don't know

01:10:55.920 who you guys

01:10:56.580 are fucking

01:10:57.100 with but

01:10:57.840 like she

01:10:58.760 doesn't deprive

01:10:59.580 me of sexual

01:11:00.460 shit so like

01:11:01.300 I don't need

01:11:01.680 to I'm more

01:11:02.600 worried about

01:11:03.500 like life

01:11:04.000 and death

01:11:04.320 situation

01:11:04.940 here not

01:11:05.540 grabbing a

01:11:06.120 titty

01:11:06.380 right

01:11:07.360 yeah and

01:11:10.660 my own

01:11:11.080 personal freedom

01:11:11.900 for the next

01:11:12.420 10 years

01:11:12.960 yeah

01:11:14.040 see I'd

01:11:16.340 grab a boob

01:11:17.000 immediately just

01:11:17.960 because I

01:11:18.540 figured that's

01:11:19.180 probably what

01:11:19.880 she would

01:11:20.160 respond to

01:11:20.860 just try and

01:11:21.880 lift her by

01:11:22.420 the tits

01:11:23.000 I'll wake

01:11:23.920 him up

01:11:24.280 yeah right

01:11:24.760 I don't

01:11:26.820 know

01:11:27.220 although it

01:11:28.100 did get me

01:11:28.560 thinking it

01:11:29.360 did get me

01:11:29.900 thinking I

01:11:30.340 should probably

01:11:30.840 get on ordering

01:11:31.880 some smell

01:11:32.480 and salts

01:11:32.980 why I mean

01:11:35.620 most of the

01:11:36.080 time for fun

01:11:36.880 but when you

01:11:38.440 need them

01:11:38.820 they're at

01:11:39.260 least they're

01:11:39.540 there for

01:11:41.260 fun

01:11:41.740 you're dozing

01:11:46.440 on the couch

01:11:46.940 watching a movie

01:11:47.660 together like

01:11:48.260 all right

01:11:49.820 there you go

01:11:52.240 firecrackers

01:11:58.220 that's funny

01:11:59.320 yeah like

01:12:01.220 they always

01:12:01.540 say to check

01:12:02.080 for signs

01:12:02.560 of life

01:12:03.020 in the

01:12:03.260 wrist

01:12:03.480 no you

01:12:03.900 go straight

01:12:04.240 to the

01:12:04.460 boob

01:12:04.640 trust me

01:12:05.160 if they're

01:12:05.440 awake

01:12:05.680 they'll

01:12:05.920 fucking

01:12:06.260 you'll

01:12:07.260 know

01:12:07.420 yeah

01:12:08.520 the

01:12:15.140 al sternum

01:12:15.940 rub

01:12:16.200 oh fuck

01:12:20.820 yeah buddy

01:12:21.280 I never even

01:12:21.860 thought of

01:12:22.880 that

01:12:23.220 yeah

01:12:24.960 just give

01:12:25.680 them the

01:12:25.840 old al sternum

01:12:26.660 rub

01:12:26.900 apparently it

01:12:29.980 works I mean

01:12:30.660 I don't know

01:12:31.860 I only

01:12:32.700 invented the

01:12:33.360 motherfucker

01:12:33.760 so

01:12:34.340 all right

01:12:35.680 yeah

01:12:36.620 it's a good

01:12:36.880 time

01:12:37.180 what the fuck

01:12:38.800 is Sarah

01:12:39.220 doing

01:12:39.500 like Jesus

01:12:40.320 Christ

01:12:40.880 she's

01:12:41.660 good

01:12:42.220 she's doing

01:12:42.960 stuff man

01:12:43.780 she's gonna

01:12:44.280 get to believe

01:12:44.920 this shit

01:12:45.380 she's the one

01:12:46.320 bugs me to

01:12:46.920 stream and

01:12:47.340 then she

01:12:47.580 keeps fucking

01:12:48.140 off

01:12:48.500 is this

01:12:50.820 you guys

01:12:51.200 it's like

01:12:51.520 normal stream

01:12:52.280 and Chris

01:12:52.920 and I

01:12:53.160 were just

01:12:53.520 fucking

01:12:53.900 around

01:12:54.120 oh so

01:12:56.100 you guys

01:12:56.360 were just

01:12:56.640 gonna stream

01:12:57.040 anyway

01:12:57.380 and we

01:12:58.060 we don't

01:12:59.460 yeah we

01:13:00.340 we are

01:13:00.940 the most

01:13:01.880 consistently

01:13:02.540 inconsistent

01:13:03.180 stream

01:13:03.940 we just

01:13:04.600 whenever

01:13:05.100 she just

01:13:05.760 messages

01:13:06.160 and it's

01:13:06.640 like

01:13:06.800 one stream

01:13:07.360 I'm like

01:13:08.360 okay

01:13:08.700 and that's

01:13:10.980 what we

01:13:11.260 do

01:13:11.500 yeah

01:13:12.460 that's

01:13:12.700 fair

01:13:12.920 yeah

01:13:14.940 the sparkles

01:13:15.780 are like

01:13:16.160 the fucking

01:13:16.520 herpes of the

01:13:17.040 craft world

01:13:17.560 we get

01:13:17.800 fucking

01:13:18.040 everywhere

01:13:18.440 what the

01:13:21.020 fuck

01:13:21.240 the fucking

01:13:21.660 sparkles

01:13:22.200 are over

01:13:22.480 a goddamn

01:13:22.940 house right

01:13:23.480 now

01:13:23.720 they're the

01:13:31.680 herpes of the

01:13:32.220 craft world

01:13:32.680 yeah

01:13:32.920 absolutely

01:13:33.540 fuck man

01:13:35.260 Jesus

01:13:36.180 oh they'll get

01:13:37.940 everywhere

01:13:38.280 yeah

01:13:38.680 there's

01:13:39.440 fucking

01:13:39.720 boa

01:13:40.080 feathers

01:13:40.620 all in my

01:13:41.140 fucking

01:13:41.380 house

01:13:41.680 too

01:13:42.140 Jesus

01:13:43.140 what the

01:13:48.540 hell

01:13:48.740 does that

01:13:48.960 mean

01:13:49.060 tell you

01:13:51.880 what

01:13:52.180 and again

01:13:53.020 she's still

01:13:53.560 fucking

01:13:53.920 fucking

01:13:54.400 around in

01:13:54.820 the comments

01:13:55.440 yeah

01:13:57.180 cause she's

01:13:58.500 on the can

01:13:59.100 that's why

01:13:59.620 or she was

01:14:00.440 probably

01:14:01.180 she probably

01:14:02.560 conchoed herself

01:14:03.520 well there's

01:14:04.700 like there's

01:14:05.060 better times

01:14:05.640 to rub one

01:14:06.160 out than

01:14:06.640 when you're

01:14:07.080 live on

01:14:07.600 stream

01:14:07.940 so

01:14:08.320 yeah

01:14:09.660 well

01:14:10.000 John

01:14:10.420 John Carpenter

01:14:11.240 didn't think

01:14:11.760 so

01:14:12.060 right

01:14:12.800 when he

01:14:13.100 was on

01:14:13.400 Chris's

01:14:13.800 stream

01:14:14.100 yeah

01:14:14.880 well

01:14:15.320 fuck

01:14:17.540 that guy

01:14:18.060 man

01:14:18.260 it felt

01:14:18.520 like it was

01:14:18.860 a real

01:14:19.200 good time

01:14:19.720 to rub

01:14:20.040 one out

01:14:20.700 yeah

01:14:21.380 that's weird

01:14:23.820 man

01:14:24.260 why would

01:14:24.880 you do

01:14:25.140 that

01:14:25.380 whatever

01:14:27.420 that's how

01:14:29.560 you know

01:14:29.760 you made

01:14:30.080 it in the

01:14:30.380 streaming

01:14:30.640 world

01:14:30.980 Chris

01:14:31.280 somebody

01:14:31.600 jumped on

01:14:32.140 your stream

01:14:32.540 to masturbate

01:14:33.260 I was

01:14:34.000 gonna say

01:14:34.380 subpar

01:14:35.060 IQ

01:14:35.500 and a

01:14:36.460 crack

01:14:36.740 habit

01:14:37.120 but yes

01:14:37.860 I think

01:14:39.060 crack

01:14:39.460 habit

01:14:39.800 was a

01:14:40.180 huge

01:14:40.540 part

01:14:40.840 of that

01:14:41.140 well he

01:14:42.340 was talking

01:14:42.760 about coke

01:14:43.520 and shit

01:14:44.040 stuff

01:14:44.600 I think

01:14:45.020 the white

01:14:45.480 stuff

01:14:45.860 because he

01:14:48.720 was talking

01:14:49.060 about smoking

01:14:49.820 the white

01:14:50.340 stuff

01:14:50.780 so

01:14:51.080 yeah

01:14:51.600 that's why

01:14:54.180 you can never

01:14:55.900 get rid of the

01:14:56.380 fucking glitter

01:14:56.900 we have to

01:14:57.520 we have

01:14:58.000 least do we

01:14:58.680 to thank for

01:14:59.220 that because

01:14:59.760 her and her

01:15:00.260 eagle eye

01:15:00.760 caught that

01:15:01.460 yes

01:15:02.780 oh my god

01:15:04.320 that was

01:15:04.620 horrible

01:15:04.880 she got a

01:15:05.780 good eye

01:15:06.180 man

01:15:06.360 that was a

01:15:07.960 lot

01:15:08.280 I just got

01:15:10.320 up for two

01:15:10.740 seconds man

01:15:11.260 no dicks

01:15:12.880 get past

01:15:13.440 Lee

01:15:13.800 right

01:15:14.500 no

01:15:15.300 okay

01:15:15.780 you said

01:15:16.580 it

01:15:16.740 not me

01:15:17.200 I'm

01:15:17.460 definitely

01:15:18.920 allowed to

01:15:19.740 take a

01:15:20.260 phone

01:15:20.400 okay

01:15:21.080 I like

01:15:26.820 Lee

01:15:26.980 nobody

01:15:27.300 needs to

01:15:27.740 wrap

01:15:27.980 Lee

01:15:29.000 all I

01:15:30.220 can picture

01:15:30.740 now is

01:15:31.180 just a

01:15:31.960 bunch of

01:15:32.300 fucking

01:15:32.680 dicks

01:15:33.440 just bouncing

01:15:34.060 off

01:15:34.400 there was

01:15:34.780 a lot

01:15:35.180 there was

01:15:35.560 a lot

01:15:35.820 happening

01:15:36.160 on that

01:15:36.500 stream

01:15:36.840 and that

01:15:37.180 guy

01:15:37.360 had a

01:15:37.840 lot

01:15:38.040 happening

01:15:38.400 there

01:15:38.700 and then

01:15:39.100 there

01:15:39.240 was

01:15:39.500 Dick

01:15:40.100 and

01:15:40.320 there

01:15:41.520 was

01:15:41.760 oh my

01:15:42.160 god

01:15:42.340 is he

01:15:43.280 jerking

01:15:43.620 up

01:15:43.840 oh my

01:15:44.080 god

01:15:44.240 he

01:15:44.400 is

01:15:44.640 yeah

01:15:45.300 I came

01:15:47.060 back

01:15:47.400 from

01:15:47.580 grabbing a

01:15:49.920 beer

01:15:50.180 the guys

01:15:51.120 all I saw

01:15:51.880 was

01:15:52.060 you fucker

01:15:54.300 yeah there

01:15:55.260 was a lot

01:15:56.280 happening

01:15:56.760 on that

01:15:57.420 I was

01:15:59.820 scared

01:16:00.360 and YouTube

01:16:01.400 left it up

01:16:02.260 right

01:16:03.920 it's still

01:16:05.260 there

01:16:05.540 I'm pretty

01:16:05.960 sure you can

01:16:06.360 still go back

01:16:06.900 and watch

01:16:07.200 that's the

01:16:07.640 thing though

01:16:08.360 there's

01:16:09.420 it's only

01:16:10.060 not

01:16:10.420 they'll

01:16:10.780 take it

01:16:11.240 down

01:16:11.460 when it's

01:16:11.860 like

01:16:12.080 you know

01:16:12.360 extreme

01:16:12.840 but they

01:16:13.260 don't

01:16:13.380 take

01:16:13.540 it

01:16:13.640 down

01:16:13.800 when

01:16:13.920 it's

01:16:14.040 pornography

01:16:14.380 because

01:16:14.700 apparently

01:16:14.980 that's

01:16:15.240 that

01:16:15.420 yeah

01:16:16.740 well

01:16:18.540 in his

01:16:19.420 defense

01:16:19.920 it wasn't

01:16:20.500 that bad

01:16:21.140 like you

01:16:21.580 saw a knob

01:16:22.280 flash a

01:16:22.880 couple times

01:16:23.580 that was

01:16:24.140 but

01:16:25.160 you know

01:16:27.260 it's like

01:16:31.500 you know

01:16:32.400 it's like

01:16:32.760 showing

01:16:33.160 nipple

01:16:34.520 you can't

01:16:35.060 show nipple

01:16:35.500 you can't

01:16:36.180 show dick

01:16:36.680 you can't

01:16:37.120 show nipple

01:16:37.540 you can't

01:16:37.900 do those

01:16:38.260 things

01:16:38.500 that's not

01:16:38.840 okay

01:16:39.260 like

01:16:39.880 that's

01:16:41.040 that's

01:16:41.220 a lot

01:16:41.740 right

01:16:42.560 you know

01:16:44.500 playing a

01:16:46.720 song

01:16:47.080 but some

01:16:48.580 guys

01:16:48.860 knobs

01:16:49.240 okay

01:16:49.600 but a

01:16:50.320 song

01:16:50.600 is not

01:16:50.960 good

01:16:51.260 oh

01:16:55.960 no

01:17:01.080 youtube

01:17:02.200 sent me

01:17:02.760 a message

01:17:03.180 today

01:17:03.660 about

01:17:04.260 you know

01:17:05.380 proper songs

01:17:07.000 to play

01:17:07.580 and where

01:17:08.020 to go

01:17:08.260 to find

01:17:08.680 songs

01:17:09.060 that you

01:17:09.260 play

01:17:09.520 that are

01:17:09.760 youtube

01:17:10.040 friendly

01:17:10.440 that are

01:17:11.160 certified

01:17:11.640 or whatever

01:17:12.160 so i guess

01:17:13.280 they got

01:17:13.960 the i don't

01:17:14.780 know maybe

01:17:15.100 you're feeling

01:17:15.480 bad for

01:17:16.140 because it

01:17:16.560 keeps striking

01:17:17.100 me all

01:17:17.440 time

01:17:17.760 so they're

01:17:19.380 sending

01:17:19.600 oh they're

01:17:20.020 just like

01:17:20.360 clearly this

01:17:20.960 dude doesn't

01:17:21.620 get it

01:17:22.220 okay

01:17:24.240 chris

01:17:25.280 remember the

01:17:25.900 other day

01:17:26.220 when i told

01:17:26.660 you i was

01:17:26.980 gonna go down

01:17:27.480 a fucking

01:17:27.860 rabbit hole

01:17:28.480 with that

01:17:28.940 fucking weird

01:17:29.600 midget guy

01:17:30.300 in the forest

01:17:31.140 playing the

01:17:31.600 flute

01:17:31.880 yes i did

01:17:34.960 i did

01:17:35.740 it's from

01:17:36.600 it's from a

01:17:37.280 movie out

01:17:37.940 of the

01:17:38.160 fucking

01:17:38.480 czechoslovakia

01:17:40.540 in 1958

01:17:41.420 it's called

01:17:42.640 kex tricks

01:17:43.980 are you talking

01:17:45.380 about that

01:17:45.940 little weird

01:17:46.620 midget guy

01:17:47.120 that plays

01:17:47.520 the

01:17:47.660 yeah he

01:17:47.980 pops up

01:17:48.540 from the

01:17:48.860 stump

01:17:49.220 yeah

01:17:49.840 he played

01:17:51.560 that

01:17:51.960 yeah i

01:17:53.880 went down

01:17:54.320 the rabbit

01:17:54.820 hole like

01:17:55.340 you can watch

01:17:55.920 this movie

01:17:56.360 it's called

01:17:56.700 kex tricks

01:17:57.480 and it's

01:17:58.520 about a

01:18:00.480 little kid

01:18:00.960 who basically

01:18:01.840 gets carried

01:18:02.420 around by a

01:18:03.040 fucking retard

01:18:03.720 giant and

01:18:05.120 there's like a

01:18:05.680 mean person

01:18:06.260 the little

01:18:07.240 dwarf in

01:18:07.840 the end

01:18:08.060 of the

01:18:08.240 movie

01:18:08.500 spoiler alert

01:18:09.340 for anyone

01:18:09.760 who actually

01:18:10.180 gives a

01:18:10.580 fuck

01:18:10.860 gets hugged

01:18:12.160 to death

01:18:12.860 by the

01:18:13.720 bad guy

01:18:14.340 in the

01:18:14.600 movie

01:18:14.840 he gets

01:18:15.460 hugged

01:18:15.700 to death

01:18:16.020 because he's

01:18:16.480 so gentile

01:18:17.200 yeah

01:18:18.800 nice

01:18:19.500 just so

01:18:20.420 everyone knows

01:18:21.000 i i

01:18:22.160 followed through

01:18:22.740 with what i

01:18:23.240 was doing

01:18:23.560 the guy in

01:18:24.920 real life

01:18:25.480 oh yeah he's

01:18:27.920 dead the

01:18:28.480 little midget

01:18:29.440 forest dwarf

01:18:30.780 is dead

01:18:31.200 he dies

01:18:32.340 it's actually a

01:18:34.200 trilogy there's

01:18:34.860 three kex tricks

01:18:35.780 movies

01:18:36.240 jesus christ

01:18:39.360 that's almost

01:18:40.020 like

01:18:40.860 a

01:18:41.340 struggle

01:18:41.740 to death

01:18:42.680 i'm sorry

01:18:43.820 the european

01:18:44.560 version of

01:18:45.080 mice and men

01:18:45.800 or something

01:18:46.340 three

01:18:47.080 yeah

01:18:48.040 three of

01:18:48.940 those you

01:18:49.280 said

01:18:49.500 there's yeah

01:18:50.540 there's three

01:18:51.120 movies that

01:18:51.900 that of the

01:18:53.180 kex tricks

01:18:53.720 trilogy

01:18:54.200 wow

01:18:55.220 which one

01:18:56.820 does he die

01:18:57.380 in

01:18:57.620 i think it's

01:19:00.180 the third one

01:19:00.860 yeah

01:19:01.460 the last

01:19:02.560 one

01:19:02.960 yeah

01:19:03.680 makes it

01:19:05.920 through two

01:19:06.400 movies and

01:19:07.060 then dies in

01:19:07.660 the third by

01:19:08.240 getting hugged

01:19:08.720 by a giant

01:19:09.280 yeah you can

01:19:11.040 only play so

01:19:11.580 much flute

01:19:12.080 he plays a

01:19:14.300 lot of flute

01:19:15.140 that's a lot

01:19:15.840 of flute

01:19:16.360 i wonder if

01:19:18.600 he's been to a

01:19:19.120 diddy party

01:19:19.660 dude he

01:19:23.040 wouldn't have

01:19:23.340 made it through

01:19:24.360 the first

01:19:24.780 diddy parties

01:19:25.920 too right

01:19:26.620 yeah yeah

01:19:27.720 he wouldn't

01:19:28.060 have made it

01:19:28.320 through one

01:19:28.680 diddy party

01:19:29.180 let alone

01:19:29.860 three

01:19:31.140 gross

01:19:34.640 jesus

01:19:37.260 unbelievable

01:19:38.260 the weird

01:19:39.400 shit

01:19:39.720 yeah the

01:19:41.540 guy's name

01:19:42.040 is like

01:19:42.380 milovic

01:19:43.460 radovich

01:19:44.100 look him up

01:19:46.340 he's fucking

01:19:47.100 hilarious

01:19:47.520 poor guy

01:19:53.260 nice man

01:19:54.020 it's amazing

01:19:54.960 kex tricks

01:19:56.180 k-e-k-e-s

01:19:58.660 tricks

01:19:59.580 or k-e-k-e-k-e-c

01:20:05.280 tricks

01:20:06.520 i can't believe

01:20:14.580 you went down

01:20:15.120 that rabbit hole

01:20:15.860 oh dude i

01:20:16.960 fucking got so

01:20:17.840 stoned one night

01:20:18.720 i was like you

01:20:19.380 know what i need

01:20:20.420 to find that

01:20:21.040 midget

01:20:21.480 i was like i

01:20:24.040 was fucking

01:20:24.520 like looking for

01:20:25.260 my lucky charms

01:20:26.120 or something

01:20:26.600 dude i i

01:20:27.300 don't know

01:20:27.560 what i was

01:20:27.960 doing

01:20:28.340 because that

01:20:34.540 midget is

01:20:35.000 creepy as

01:20:35.480 fuck

01:20:35.860 yeah just

01:20:42.140 skipping through

01:20:42.640 the forest

01:20:43.140 like for

01:20:43.600 fucking

01:20:44.100 robin hood

01:20:44.940 and little

01:20:45.240 john there

01:20:45.740 i was like

01:20:46.180 holy shit

01:20:46.920 i got right

01:20:48.200 high for that

01:20:49.280 fuck

01:20:49.940 fuck

01:20:49.980 i guess

01:20:50.420 oh my god

01:20:52.160 jesus christ

01:20:53.660 i see what you

01:20:55.560 doing right

01:20:56.060 now

01:20:56.500 i want to put

01:20:59.520 hash in it

01:21:00.440 oh i have no

01:21:01.480 more hash left

01:21:02.200 i need some

01:21:02.680 more hash

01:21:03.300 that it's that

01:21:04.120 hash is so

01:21:04.700 good

01:21:05.020 oh my god

01:21:06.420 oh that reminds

01:21:07.000 me i gotta get

01:21:07.600 a hold of my

01:21:07.980 guy he's got a

01:21:08.920 whole bunch of

01:21:09.680 it

01:21:09.820 yeah

01:21:10.560 oh yeah you

01:21:11.360 show me pictures

01:21:11.940 of that fucking

01:21:12.660 hash that looks

01:21:13.320 fucking awesome

01:21:13.960 get her done

01:21:14.880 yeah

01:21:15.300 yeah i had this

01:21:16.640 massive fucking

01:21:17.980 block just

01:21:18.940 sitting on an

01:21:19.660 end table and

01:21:20.400 it took up like

01:21:21.140 the whole fucking

01:21:21.860 end table

01:21:22.460 it looked good

01:21:23.780 amazing

01:21:24.280 so i'm just

01:21:25.880 gonna go cook up

01:21:26.560 a little bit i'm

01:21:27.140 just gonna throw

01:21:27.720 some in the joint

01:21:28.360 i'll be right back

01:21:29.060 just gonna get it

01:21:30.280 up and fluff it

01:21:30.980 up and i'll take

01:21:31.720 seconds

01:21:32.140 oh thank fucking

01:21:33.540 christ it's not

01:21:34.300 hot knives this

01:21:35.180 guy will fucking

01:21:35.820 jam the knives in

01:21:36.760 the fucking

01:21:37.180 burners and then

01:21:38.200 walk away without

01:21:39.200 turning the burners

01:21:40.200 on and 45 minutes

01:21:41.500 later you're doing

01:21:42.320 hot knives

01:21:42.960 you could roll

01:21:45.600 my joints i feel

01:21:46.400 like that's a

01:21:46.800 really good idea

01:21:47.700 i'm gonna find

01:21:49.100 myself a little

01:21:49.760 fucking a midget

01:21:50.820 roommate butler

01:21:51.680 you know what

01:21:53.940 i would love to

01:21:54.080 have a midget

01:21:54.640 make sure he

01:21:55.500 plays a flute

01:21:56.080 yeah but you

01:21:57.060 have one you

01:21:57.720 have a little

01:21:58.260 you know

01:21:59.220 no but i want

01:22:01.300 a real one

01:22:01.780 children yeah

01:22:02.760 oh not a child

01:22:04.060 but i want like

01:22:04.620 a real midget

01:22:05.580 like that would

01:22:08.180 be super fun i

01:22:09.140 could like

01:22:09.640 make him go into

01:22:11.140 wrestling

01:22:11.560 his midget

01:22:14.140 wrestling is

01:22:14.620 amazing

01:22:15.120 oh my god

01:22:16.180 that night

01:22:16.720 they chris was

01:22:17.540 playing the

01:22:17.880 midget fucking

01:22:18.420 wrestling clips

01:22:19.500 on his stream

01:22:20.020 i almost pissed

01:22:20.540 myself laughing

01:22:21.260 like i was

01:22:21.980 dying those

01:22:22.680 are fun

01:22:22.980 yeah the

01:22:24.260 rough and

01:22:24.620 rowdy boxing

01:22:25.360 shit like

01:22:26.080 it's the

01:22:26.880 it's the

01:22:27.960 greatest

01:22:28.560 it is amazing

01:22:30.340 like i missed

01:22:30.960 i missed the

01:22:31.580 days when like

01:22:32.420 wwf back in

01:22:33.760 the 90s would

01:22:34.620 do many like

01:22:35.980 they bring out

01:22:36.640 midget wrestlers

01:22:37.440 but dress them

01:22:38.440 like the the

01:22:39.980 big wrestlers

01:22:40.620 so you'd have

01:22:41.160 like a mini

01:22:41.660 vader and

01:22:42.340 mini gold dust

01:22:43.300 to fucking

01:22:43.860 yeah i mean

01:22:44.680 and then have

01:22:45.140 them go

01:22:45.380 oh it's so

01:22:46.840 fun to watch

01:22:47.580 man there's

01:22:48.660 nothing cooler

01:22:49.360 than midget

01:22:49.860 wrestling i

01:22:51.220 agree huge

01:22:52.280 fan huge

01:22:54.060 fan i feel

01:22:54.860 like we should

01:22:55.320 is there like

01:22:56.240 is that still a

01:22:56.960 thing like is

01:22:57.460 midget wrestling

01:22:58.020 still a thing

01:22:58.800 yeah it's

01:23:01.260 definitely still

01:23:02.040 a thing there

01:23:02.600 is uh

01:23:03.780 what's it

01:23:04.560 called

01:23:04.960 i'll look

01:23:05.780 it's prominent

01:23:06.240 it's more

01:23:06.820 prominent in

01:23:07.620 mexico

01:23:07.980 like micro

01:23:08.860 wrestling or

01:23:09.500 something

01:23:10.380 like

01:23:13.260 what were

01:23:15.860 those little

01:23:16.260 cars called

01:23:16.820 micro machines

01:23:17.520 oh yeah

01:23:19.060 micro machine

01:23:21.800 yeah right

01:23:22.260 yeah

01:23:24.280 it's the

01:23:25.500 it's the mwf

01:23:26.800 the micro

01:23:27.560 wrestling

01:23:28.120 federation

01:23:29.380 stop

01:23:30.820 yeah shut

01:23:32.520 the fuck

01:23:32.980 up

01:23:33.280 like what

01:23:34.020 all right

01:23:35.140 is that really

01:23:35.640 what it's

01:23:35.960 called

01:23:36.220 micro

01:23:36.760 they got

01:23:37.480 youtube let

01:23:38.080 me see if i

01:23:38.540 can pull up

01:23:39.160 one other

01:23:39.660 that's amazing

01:23:41.700 pull up some

01:23:42.580 midget wrestling

01:23:43.200 videos put it in

01:23:44.180 the link and i'll

01:23:44.760 post it so that it

01:23:45.580 doesn't fuck up

01:23:46.460 you the because on

01:23:48.620 yours it's always it

01:23:49.480 doesn't go

01:23:49.840 yeah i'm gonna do

01:23:50.260 that

01:23:51.040 okay

01:23:51.300 let's see

01:23:55.600 i'll still drive

01:23:56.540 the micro

01:23:57.120 machine

01:23:57.600 yeah fucking

01:24:01.160 kind of

01:24:01.740 does that mean you

01:24:04.320 drive a golf or a

01:24:05.200 rabbit

01:24:05.440 no i drive a

01:24:07.940 single cab

01:24:08.620 short box

01:24:09.420 chevy but it

01:24:10.200 it kind of looks

01:24:11.320 like the old

01:24:11.780 micro machines like

01:24:12.740 if you're way if

01:24:13.780 you're at a

01:24:14.140 distance

01:24:14.600 i love the

01:24:16.480 fucking thing that's

01:24:17.080 why i bought it

01:24:17.700 yeah short box

01:24:18.720 single short box

01:24:20.180 single cabs look

01:24:21.320 cool yeah because

01:24:22.300 you don't see a lot

01:24:23.200 of them with good

01:24:24.620 like decent fucking

01:24:26.040 meaty tires on it

01:24:27.600 so it's like

01:24:28.260 yeah

01:24:28.760 yeah i know a few

01:24:30.260 people that drive

01:24:30.780 those actually

01:24:31.300 they're pretty

01:24:32.600 pretty cool

01:24:33.640 i like them

01:24:35.300 oh they do have

01:24:36.460 little tiny belts

01:24:37.360 too i was wondering

01:24:38.160 if they just use

01:24:39.340 watches for belts

01:24:40.380 right just get a big

01:24:48.400 rolex there you go

01:24:49.620 you're the champ

01:24:50.380 nobody kills spiders

01:24:52.340 with a vacuum

01:24:53.000 excuse me you you

01:24:54.440 have to use a blow

01:24:55.220 torch or a flame

01:24:57.220 thrower

01:24:57.700 like everything's like

01:25:00.080 that's what i do

01:25:00.920 well if you kill it

01:25:02.820 with the vacuum you

01:25:03.720 gotta burn the vacuum

01:25:04.800 yeah totally

01:25:06.060 oh to kill spiders

01:25:06.860 yeah yes

01:25:07.840 yeah

01:25:08.760 i wonder how many

01:25:12.180 spiders are my

01:25:12.920 vacuum

01:25:13.340 spiders

01:25:14.480 listen

01:25:15.720 somebody needs to

01:25:16.900 come and kill the

01:25:17.600 spiders at my house

01:25:18.540 because i can't

01:25:19.880 and there's some

01:25:20.800 can they crawl back

01:25:22.420 out of the vacuum

01:25:23.160 when they get

01:25:23.640 no but if you have

01:25:25.100 central vac can they

01:25:26.240 crawl back out of the

01:25:27.160 vacuum

01:25:27.460 they're dead man

01:25:32.600 they die

01:25:33.300 or you get a torch

01:25:35.360 and you burn them

01:25:36.660 because i

01:25:39.920 even my shop

01:25:40.980 no but even the

01:25:42.980 shop vac if you

01:25:43.680 vacuum up

01:25:44.320 no

01:25:44.640 back in my basement

01:25:45.700 i'll get rid of all

01:25:46.520 the cobwebs and get

01:25:47.520 rid of all the

01:25:48.060 spiders

01:25:48.480 and then he what

01:25:49.400 do they die or

01:25:50.880 they climb

01:25:51.200 no

01:25:51.480 no

01:25:53.060 no

01:25:54.440 it's like when you

01:25:55.280 flush an earring down

01:25:56.100 the toilet it doesn't

01:25:56.640 die

01:25:56.940 kill it

01:25:58.400 what are you talking

01:26:00.080 about burn the

01:26:00.940 fucking house down

01:26:01.940 they'll swim back

01:26:05.560 up

01:26:05.760 fuck

01:26:06.260 tas sent me a

01:26:07.320 picture of a spider

01:26:08.020 the other day and i

01:26:08.780 was like excuse me

01:26:09.720 did you burn the

01:26:10.820 place down

01:26:11.540 it was a black widow

01:26:13.380 oh shit

01:26:15.060 yeah

01:26:15.820 what the fuck

01:26:17.460 yeah that's fucked

01:26:18.620 and brown recluses too

01:26:22.600 man

01:26:22.820 i kill the mice i kill

01:26:24.280 the chipmunks and i

01:26:25.020 kill the squirrels

01:26:25.960 spiders are completely

01:26:27.320 different just just so

01:26:28.780 we're clear i don't

01:26:29.740 have i don't care about

01:26:31.080 any of the animals i'll

01:26:32.280 kill them and eat them

01:26:33.220 but i don't eat those

01:26:34.260 ones but i'm just

01:26:34.940 saying mice die

01:26:36.140 chipmunks die all of

01:26:38.460 them with that fucking

01:26:39.300 chirping bullshit

01:26:40.600 and the squirrels the

01:26:43.040 same thing anybody that's

01:26:43.840 been to my house knows

01:26:44.560 that i fattened up the

01:26:45.400 squirrels and then they

01:26:46.700 die and

01:26:47.680 legitimately

01:26:48.400 just so we're all

01:26:50.760 clear a spider

01:26:51.460 it's not

01:26:52.600 they all shit

01:26:54.560 they're aliens

01:26:55.640 i don't know i got a

01:27:02.980 pretty big one up there

01:27:04.160 i've left in there for

01:27:05.180 six months he's not he's

01:27:06.460 not doing shit

01:27:07.080 yeah

01:27:08.600 i think it's like a funnel

01:27:10.960 web spider or something

01:27:12.080 i don't know maybe an

01:27:13.040 orb spider who cares he's

01:27:14.380 way up there

01:27:15.520 does it know and cares

01:27:18.400 he's way up there

01:27:19.080 i don't care

01:27:20.620 do you know how

01:27:21.680 and then he's not up

01:27:24.300 there

01:27:24.420 no they don't leave

01:27:25.540 the they don't leave

01:27:26.780 the nest

01:27:27.240 lies

01:27:28.540 because they're fishing

01:27:29.620 they're fishing

01:27:30.620 they're gonna cast their

01:27:31.920 net

01:27:32.220 i'm a little bit worried

01:27:35.880 about like a fucking

01:27:36.920 hatch of some kind

01:27:38.140 like if a thousand

01:27:38.980 little babies come out

01:27:40.040 yeah i might have to

01:27:41.620 burn the house down

01:27:42.420 but

01:27:42.760 hasn't happened yet

01:27:45.860 yeah

01:27:50.440 what the fuck is

01:27:52.020 saying about

01:27:52.800 something about

01:27:53.160 lady dick

01:27:53.720 jesus

01:27:54.720 don't miss

01:27:56.300 that's just

01:27:58.200 your giant

01:27:59.160 clitoris

01:27:59.760 taz

01:28:00.140 yeah right

01:28:04.120 sorry

01:28:09.120 i had to be dead

01:28:09.980 in the private

01:28:10.480 shop

01:28:10.860 okay

01:28:11.800 it's one big

01:28:13.300 clip

01:28:13.660 yeah

01:28:14.780 it's the biggest

01:28:16.500 clip of everything

01:28:17.080 oh lord

01:28:18.100 okay

01:28:18.880 all right

01:28:19.720 here we go

01:28:20.300 and then this

01:28:20.980 and then

01:28:22.380 some extreme

01:28:23.660 midget wrestling

01:28:24.460 do i have to get

01:28:27.740 high for this

01:28:28.380 yeah that's why

01:28:29.900 i'm doing it

01:28:30.600 i got you

01:28:31.200 have to be

01:28:31.700 here's a kitty

01:28:32.980 kitty

01:28:34.360 yeah with her

01:28:35.740 ass in my face

01:28:36.660 it's just a short

01:28:37.480 clip i was like

01:28:38.300 looking looking for

01:28:39.920 midget wrestling

01:28:40.560 stuff because it's

01:28:41.420 either clips that

01:28:42.100 were like only 30

01:28:43.080 seconds or like

01:28:44.660 fucking 15 minutes

01:28:46.220 to like an hour

01:28:47.080 wow

01:28:48.800 i'm gonna get

01:28:52.980 oh i i did find

01:28:54.320 some shit that i'm

01:28:55.020 gonna have to go

01:28:55.600 back and watch

01:28:56.560 there's some

01:28:57.060 pay-per-views of

01:28:58.220 midget wrestling

01:28:58.860 you're gonna have

01:28:59.420 to check out

01:29:00.180 the joint

01:29:01.580 okay we can see

01:29:02.780 that now all

01:29:03.540 right there we

01:29:04.020 go okay

01:29:04.920 who doesn't love

01:29:06.960 midget wrestling

01:29:07.700 all right midget

01:29:09.680 wrestling we see

01:29:10.640 it

01:29:10.960 it's good

01:29:13.120 yeah

01:29:14.080 okay

01:29:16.880 little people

01:29:18.240 rule

01:29:18.740 oh lord

01:29:23.100 oh

01:29:24.540 no

01:29:30.460 don't do it

01:29:31.320 don't do it man

01:29:32.060 oh

01:29:32.540 yeah midget wrestling

01:29:43.400 is awesome

01:29:43.920 yeah

01:29:44.760 it's pretty cool

01:29:45.420 i gotta find like

01:29:47.160 i gotta find some

01:29:48.440 midget wrestling to

01:29:49.220 watch like regularly

01:29:50.200 now

01:29:50.700 oh lord

01:29:52.380 just fucking

01:29:53.260 kicking the shit

01:29:53.940 i don't

01:29:54.260 is there any in

01:29:56.600 your city

01:29:57.060 oh my god

01:29:57.460 oh

01:29:58.660 no

01:30:00.240 oh the old

01:30:01.780 bronco buster

01:30:02.660 oh

01:30:03.320 all right

01:30:03.720 fun fact

01:30:04.560 how do you just

01:30:06.740 teabag him

01:30:07.760 all right

01:30:08.520 that was a flying

01:30:10.800 fun fact though

01:30:11.500 the bronco buster

01:30:12.520 the uh the bronco

01:30:15.080 buster uh x-pock

01:30:16.580 actually tore his

01:30:17.720 asshole doing that

01:30:18.940 once

01:30:19.260 jesus

01:30:20.280 yeah

01:30:20.880 legit story

01:30:22.280 legit story

01:30:23.220 uh part of the

01:30:24.900 uh part of the

01:30:25.680 turnbuckle was

01:30:26.540 showing

01:30:26.960 like i guess

01:30:28.140 like padding was

01:30:29.200 all fucked up

01:30:29.940 oh no

01:30:30.640 yeah

01:30:31.580 and he tore his

01:30:32.360 fucking asshole

01:30:33.160 oh

01:30:34.580 not part of the

01:30:36.320 plan

01:30:36.580 good times

01:30:40.960 yeah i gotta find

01:30:43.140 some midget wrestling

01:30:43.780 to watch regularly

01:30:44.720 uh that

01:30:47.080 that was aggressive

01:30:47.840 i love the midgets

01:30:48.580 they're fun to watch

01:30:49.780 that was a lot

01:30:51.000 it was a lot

01:30:51.820 of

01:30:52.360 when he

01:30:54.660 stuck

01:30:55.060 oh that's

01:30:55.780 that's the whole

01:30:56.400 point

01:30:56.840 you should see

01:30:57.860 like the whole

01:30:58.340 fucking like

01:30:59.140 you should see

01:31:00.060 the deathmatch

01:31:00.920 all right

01:31:02.100 deathmatch shit

01:31:02.960 that's fucking

01:31:03.620 crazy

01:31:04.140 oh shit

01:31:04.760 those guys are

01:31:05.380 insane

01:31:05.860 using like pizza

01:31:06.680 cutters and shit

01:31:07.420 jesus

01:31:09.760 pizza cutters

01:31:10.840 that's some

01:31:11.320 good stuff

01:31:11.980 yeah

01:31:13.360 legit

01:31:14.040 yeah

01:31:15.440 i know

01:31:16.300 because these

01:31:16.960 razor blades and

01:31:17.880 shit that

01:31:18.360 help slice each

01:31:19.360 end open and

01:31:20.040 stuff

01:31:20.320 yeah well

01:31:22.040 they'll use

01:31:23.200 pizza cutters

01:31:23.920 in in

01:31:24.660 certain

01:31:25.280 circles now

01:31:27.080 they'll like

01:31:28.000 pull out the

01:31:28.560 fucking pizza

01:31:29.180 cutters like

01:31:29.680 legit he puts

01:31:30.640 it like right

01:31:31.160 in your mouth

01:31:31.720 right puts it

01:31:33.180 right in your

01:31:33.720 mouth and then

01:31:34.360 fucking

01:31:34.660 whoosh

01:31:35.340 cuts like this

01:31:37.480 little spot

01:31:38.080 right here

01:31:38.700 it's good times

01:31:39.900 man

01:31:40.260 deathmatches are

01:31:41.360 crazy

01:31:41.820 david arquette got

01:31:43.660 fucked up in one

01:31:44.500 actually

01:31:45.040 light tube

01:31:47.420 fucking cut his

01:31:48.840 neck

01:31:49.200 no it was it

01:31:50.680 was like a

01:31:51.080 legit because

01:31:51.720 right around the

01:31:53.520 to rumble came

01:31:54.280 out the movie

01:31:55.120 um david arquette

01:31:57.400 got into wrestling

01:31:58.620 um

01:31:59.420 movie and

01:32:00.720 wcw yeah

01:32:02.380 ready to rumble

01:32:03.120 it's a great

01:32:03.620 fucking movie

01:32:04.280 fantastic like it's

01:32:06.200 hilarious um but

01:32:07.940 david arquette

01:32:08.520 stares in it and

01:32:09.460 because they use

01:32:10.300 some wcw guys

01:32:11.600 they did cross

01:32:12.220 promotional bullshit

01:32:13.660 where david arquette

01:32:14.540 went to wcw and

01:32:15.780 for some stupid

01:32:16.440 fucking reason the

01:32:17.780 creative team decided

01:32:18.760 it would be a good

01:32:19.420 idea to make david

01:32:20.360 arquette the wcw world

01:32:22.280 heavyweight champion

01:32:23.340 um that was the

01:32:24.660 dumbest fucking thing

01:32:25.760 that's ever happened

01:32:26.520 but anyway um

01:32:28.560 because of that david

01:32:29.480 arquette actually got

01:32:30.320 into wrestling and

01:32:31.580 he was like doing

01:32:32.500 some indie shit and

01:32:34.580 he was up against

01:32:35.480 this deathmatch guy

01:32:36.800 and he told him that

01:32:38.320 the only rule he had

01:32:39.240 was like whatever he

01:32:40.240 doesn't mind bleeding

01:32:41.100 just don't touch the

01:32:42.600 face because he

01:32:43.720 fucking acts in

01:32:44.760 movies and shit

01:32:45.480 he needs his face

01:32:46.840 i remember watching

01:32:48.180 this and i guess

01:32:48.860 watching this interview

01:32:49.700 yeah yeah nick gage

01:32:52.540 who was the uh the

01:32:53.680 guy that he was

01:32:54.320 wrestling didn't give

01:32:55.360 a fuck and went to

01:32:56.320 go get him with a

01:32:57.000 light tube and david

01:32:59.720 arquette fucking

01:33:00.720 moving real quick

01:33:02.020 yeah like he moved

01:33:04.180 real quick and

01:33:05.180 fucking then he got

01:33:06.100 it in the neck and

01:33:07.560 yeah it was it was a

01:33:09.120 whole fucking thing

01:33:10.440 like it was crazy

01:33:11.480 you gotta watch out

01:33:15.160 in some of those

01:33:15.740 indie promotions

01:33:16.400 it's fucking shit

01:33:17.240 like fucking doofy

01:33:19.540 got it there

01:33:20.220 yeah and there's

01:33:23.660 some crazy fucking

01:33:24.560 wrestlers out there

01:33:26.020 especially there was

01:33:27.100 like new jack as an

01:33:28.680 example was an insane

01:33:29.840 dude who was always

01:33:30.740 high on coke when he

01:33:31.660 got in the ring so

01:33:32.480 fuck god knows what

01:33:33.380 was gonna happen to

01:33:34.100 you

01:33:34.200 he stabbed a couple

01:33:37.780 guys too actually

01:33:38.880 jesus

01:33:39.920 yeah yeah like there

01:33:43.300 was one guy who had

01:33:44.060 never wrestled before

01:33:45.060 and just wanted to

01:33:46.060 wrestle new jack

01:33:46.960 and

01:33:48.660 new jack ended up

01:33:50.740 stabbing him nine

01:33:51.420 times in the ring

01:33:52.200 like what's what

01:33:54.800 well he had like a

01:33:57.720 little shiv in his

01:33:58.680 pot like because he

01:33:59.380 got in the ring right

01:34:00.460 and the guy that he

01:34:01.240 was wrestling i guess

01:34:03.060 forgot that you're

01:34:04.860 not actually supposed

01:34:06.420 to fucking punch the

01:34:07.400 guy and so he

01:34:09.700 fucking threw what

01:34:10.840 they would call a

01:34:11.500 couple of potatoes

01:34:12.260 at new jack and

01:34:13.900 new jack lost his

01:34:14.960 shit you can just

01:34:15.860 see him he gets

01:34:16.500 him into like a

01:34:17.140 fucking headlock and

01:34:18.120 then his hand starts

01:34:18.960 digging into his

01:34:19.720 fucking pant pocket

01:34:20.840 and he pulls

01:34:22.400 something out and

01:34:23.220 just starts going

01:34:23.840 boom boom boom

01:34:25.020 boom boom

01:34:25.340 and he ended up

01:34:27.480 stabbing the guy nine

01:34:28.320 times and he just

01:34:30.160 fucking went all

01:34:30.900 Chris Benoit on his

01:34:31.940 ass eh

01:34:32.460 no i guess i guess

01:34:37.100 yeah yeah it's on

01:34:38.280 you yeah it's on

01:34:39.740 youtube you can

01:34:40.840 probably play it

01:34:41.480 definitely on youtube

01:34:42.460 play it on youtube

01:34:43.540 if you can play it

01:34:44.440 oh yeah i'll find it

01:34:45.860 yeah i'll find y'all

01:34:47.960 i know it's available

01:34:49.040 oh here we go like

01:34:52.280 there's a bunch of

01:34:53.160 incidents

01:34:53.660 are we doing the one

01:34:56.460 where he stabs him

01:34:57.160 that one

01:34:57.720 there's a lot of blood

01:34:59.960 i think so it seems

01:35:00.940 that way

01:35:01.400 yeah it's fine

01:35:02.760 post it i'll put it

01:35:03.800 up

01:35:04.040 it's a good one

01:35:05.840 yeah it's a good

01:35:06.980 one

01:35:07.260 i've seen it

01:35:08.280 there's there's

01:35:10.080 worse because like

01:35:10.880 you don't really see

01:35:11.720 a whole lot in that

01:35:12.720 one but like there's

01:35:13.660 some other ones like

01:35:14.600 i was watching one

01:35:15.620 uh where i guess

01:35:18.160 new jack was upset

01:35:19.160 about what he

01:35:19.840 considered gimmick

01:35:20.900 infringement and

01:35:22.260 he's like fighting

01:35:22.920 these guys in a bar

01:35:24.380 in front of like

01:35:25.060 five people

01:35:25.860 and the mat just

01:35:28.420 has a tarp on it

01:35:29.640 so like all you

01:35:31.460 see is blood

01:35:32.140 all over that

01:35:33.180 it's fucking

01:35:34.280 insane

01:35:34.720 yeah you know

01:35:38.500 one of the things

01:35:39.240 that sticks with me

01:35:40.080 from my childhood

01:35:40.860 is when i saw

01:35:41.620 mick foley's tooth

01:35:42.580 come out his

01:35:43.120 fucking nose

01:35:43.780 yeah that was

01:35:45.860 insane

01:35:46.440 actually

01:35:47.840 actually

01:35:48.780 we're gonna

01:35:50.440 we're gonna skip

01:35:51.160 that we're gonna

01:35:51.740 go to this one

01:35:52.420 because this one's

01:35:53.200 even better

01:35:53.860 that's what

01:35:56.040 jesus

01:35:56.580 mick foley

01:35:59.580 was like

01:36:00.200 mankind

01:36:00.660 dude love

01:36:01.760 and uh

01:36:02.520 what's the other

01:36:02.980 one

01:36:03.600 a tooth

01:36:05.440 coming out

01:36:05.940 your nose

01:36:06.460 that's a new one

01:36:07.240 here's a good

01:36:08.620 one

01:36:09.020 yeah this is a

01:36:13.040 totally separate

01:36:13.800 incident actually

01:36:14.860 uh just because

01:36:15.840 it looks a lot

01:36:16.580 more spectacular

01:36:17.300 new jack is uh

01:36:22.180 in a match

01:36:22.760 against vick grimes

01:36:23.840 who injured

01:36:24.680 a year earlier

01:36:25.860 what about

01:36:30.520 cac yeah

01:36:31.160 yeah cactus jack

01:36:32.160 is awesome

01:36:32.440 the other

01:36:32.900 yeah this one's

01:36:34.220 new jack versus

01:36:34.980 vick grimes

01:36:35.700 yeah yeah

01:36:36.960 yeah yeah

01:36:38.740 dude love

01:36:39.540 cactus jack

01:36:40.740 and mankind

01:36:41.180 yeah

01:36:41.600 yeah

01:36:42.420 um but this

01:36:43.860 one here is

01:36:44.620 new jack is

01:36:45.260 getting revenge

01:36:46.120 for a guy who

01:36:46.960 hurt him

01:36:47.300 uh it's it's

01:36:49.380 wild

01:36:49.760 you see it

01:36:54.800 no that's there

01:36:56.980 i'm ready to go

01:36:57.600 no no you

01:36:58.560 went back here

01:36:59.280 hang on get

01:37:00.400 out of stream

01:37:00.900 here yeah there

01:37:01.800 you go

01:37:02.140 now we see it

01:37:04.740 just got to be

01:37:05.360 able to hear it

01:37:06.020 i know

01:37:06.660 there it is

01:37:07.300 there it is

01:37:08.100 volume

01:37:08.620 volume

01:37:09.640 don't forget

01:37:12.380 the volume

01:37:12.780 turn the volume

01:37:15.660 up on it

01:37:16.240 yeah i can't

01:37:16.700 hear it

01:37:17.260 you can't

01:37:19.600 hear it

01:37:20.140 no you

01:37:20.980 turn the volume

01:37:21.440 up max

01:37:22.060 no

01:37:22.260 all right

01:37:22.860 hey

01:37:23.160 you be quiet

01:37:24.660 you be quiet

01:37:25.600 thank you

01:37:27.640 yeah the guy

01:37:31.080 who can't figure

01:37:31.820 anything out

01:37:32.440 telling you how

01:37:33.080 to do it

01:37:33.580 even though i

01:37:38.560 know how to do

01:37:39.300 that shit

01:37:39.780 but i don't

01:37:40.260 know how to

01:37:40.540 go around

01:37:40.940 okay so

01:37:41.520 settle down

01:37:42.020 that's funny

01:37:45.760 all right

01:37:46.880 it's being a

01:37:47.860 dick it's

01:37:48.280 telling me my

01:37:48.800 firewall's up so

01:37:49.820 hang on it

01:37:50.620 didn't it

01:37:51.180 worked before

01:37:51.760 now it's

01:37:52.220 telling me

01:37:52.720 switch something

01:37:53.780 on google

01:37:54.260 we're gonna do

01:37:55.200 it this way

01:37:55.780 this way

01:37:56.940 this way

01:37:58.560 you know

01:37:59.200 island jason

01:37:59.940 i'll try it

01:38:00.680 i'll try it

01:38:01.520 if i'm in the

01:38:02.400 chat about your

01:38:03.040 firewall now

01:38:04.040 oh

01:38:05.160 okay we can

01:38:07.180 see it that

01:38:07.640 way

01:38:08.000 let's see it

01:38:10.200 that way

01:38:10.880 i'll feel

01:38:13.580 a little

01:38:13.780 warmer than

01:38:14.240 that's enough

01:38:14.820 you're a bad

01:38:16.540 influence

01:38:16.860 because i can

01:38:17.960 already tell

01:38:18.420 mine's going

01:38:18.880 so slow

01:38:19.460 and shit

01:38:19.900 i'll smoke the

01:38:23.520 rest of it

01:38:23.780 myself

01:38:24.060 no

01:38:24.620 no

01:38:25.240 why not

01:38:26.140 it's my

01:38:27.360 joint

01:38:27.640 oh

01:38:30.940 yes

01:38:31.460 michelle

01:38:32.720 just threw

01:38:33.260 him in a

01:38:33.660 beard grab

01:38:34.460 see that

01:38:35.660 shit

01:38:35.880 i saw

01:38:36.780 that

01:38:37.080 special abuse

01:38:40.700 man

01:38:41.040 a special

01:38:42.180 abuse on

01:38:42.820 video

01:38:43.220 can you guys

01:38:45.680 hear it

01:38:46.260 no we can't

01:38:47.900 even see it

01:38:48.400 either

01:38:48.700 you can't

01:38:49.800 see it

01:38:50.240 no

01:38:50.620 it said i'm

01:38:51.680 sharing a

01:38:52.200 window

01:38:52.600 what the fuck

01:38:53.520 yeah you got

01:38:55.500 to put it

01:38:55.800 on stage

01:38:56.340 yeah i did

01:38:58.620 that's funny

01:39:01.520 all right

01:39:02.000 hold on

01:39:02.560 listen

01:39:02.980 marijuana bad

01:39:04.360 kids

01:39:04.680 you can't

01:39:05.160 you can't act

01:39:05.960 like i didn't do

01:39:06.680 this already

01:39:07.320 i did it

01:39:08.960 fucking

01:39:09.160 i got an idea

01:39:10.400 i got an idea

01:39:11.220 i don't know

01:39:15.440 why it works

01:39:16.080 this way

01:39:16.560 but not

01:39:16.860 the other

01:39:17.180 way

01:39:17.440 but

01:39:18.160 i got it

01:39:31.980 i got it

01:39:32.540 i got it

01:39:35.600 okay

01:39:37.480 is it working

01:39:37.960 now

01:39:38.360 is it working

01:39:39.480 now

01:39:39.880 yeah you can

01:39:41.060 turn the volume

01:39:41.540 on

01:39:42.220 see it

01:39:42.940 we can see

01:39:43.640 it

01:39:43.820 okay

01:39:44.140 perfect

01:39:44.760 all right

01:39:45.660 there we go

01:39:46.760 with even

01:39:49.280 higher stakes

01:39:50.140 grimes doesn't

01:39:51.540 know

01:39:51.820 that new jack

01:39:53.040 is out for

01:39:53.960 revenge

01:39:54.460 before the mess

01:39:55.820 i went to a

01:39:56.540 pawn shop

01:39:57.140 and bought a

01:39:58.060 stun gun

01:39:58.560 but yeah i was

01:39:59.400 here with new

01:39:59.880 jack

01:40:00.140 and he told me

01:40:01.440 he was gonna

01:40:01.760 do it before

01:40:02.320 it happened

01:40:02.760 to himself

01:40:03.360 what did he

01:40:04.040 want

01:40:04.300 he told me

01:40:05.860 he was gonna

01:40:06.160 taste some

01:40:06.560 and lock

01:40:08.280 around

01:40:08.580 he said i'm

01:40:12.480 sorry

01:40:12.840 i said

01:40:14.020 you didn't

01:40:15.440 even call

01:40:16.460 me

01:40:16.800 i said

01:40:17.700 over almost

01:40:18.220 a year

01:40:18.700 you didn't even

01:40:19.260 call me

01:40:19.920 this is the

01:40:24.020 highest elevation

01:40:25.280 of any match

01:40:26.440 in the history

01:40:27.700 of our

01:40:29.180 sport

01:40:29.980 well i mean i was

01:40:30.940 high

01:40:31.280 you know what i mean

01:40:33.820 i was high

01:40:34.620 so i just

01:40:35.880 tased it

01:40:36.520 i tased the

01:40:37.540 i said

01:40:40.960 you ain't gonna

01:40:41.300 need him

01:40:41.900 i was

01:40:43.260 i was

01:40:57.320 trying to

01:40:57.640 throw his

01:40:57.940 ass

01:40:58.220 to the

01:40:58.440 we don't

01:41:00.540 piss jack

01:41:01.000 off because

01:41:01.480 a fight's

01:41:01.960 never over

01:41:02.360 until jack

01:41:02.820 said it's

01:41:03.140 over

01:41:03.380 i can't

01:41:04.120 believe he

01:41:04.400 didn't like

01:41:04.700 die

01:41:04.980 it's

01:41:05.420 the luck

01:41:06.540 of fools

01:41:07.120 that this

01:41:07.580 guy was

01:41:07.960 not at

01:41:08.280 least

01:41:08.420 paralyzed

01:41:08.820 and i

01:41:09.760 don't think

01:41:10.260 jack was

01:41:10.760 particularly

01:41:11.160 broken up

01:41:11.720 about it

01:41:12.380 i clammed

01:41:13.100 down

01:41:13.420 he was

01:41:15.720 laying in

01:41:16.140 the ring

01:41:16.360 i told him

01:41:17.280 i said

01:41:17.500 now we

01:41:17.860 even

01:41:18.080 could you

01:41:21.820 have got him

01:41:22.080 for attempted

01:41:22.460 murder

01:41:22.840 i don't

01:41:23.700 know

01:41:24.420 he's right

01:41:27.580 on that

01:41:27.940 line

01:41:28.420 this is

01:41:31.600 amazon's

01:41:32.180 like

01:41:33.920 what do

01:41:34.360 you mean

01:41:34.500 he probably

01:41:34.940 could have

01:41:35.300 got him

01:41:35.580 for attempted

01:41:36.080 murder

01:41:36.500 since

01:41:36.840 he was

01:41:38.040 just like

01:41:38.440 i was

01:41:39.140 aiming

01:41:39.440 hold on

01:41:40.380 hold on

01:41:41.080 hold on

01:41:41.560 he said

01:41:42.400 he was aiming

01:41:42.800 for the

01:41:43.180 floor

01:41:43.480 yeah fun

01:41:46.000 fact

01:41:46.800 yeah fun

01:41:48.140 fact though

01:41:48.740 uh that

01:41:49.420 event

01:41:49.780 the insurance

01:41:51.440 and shit

01:41:52.560 um was

01:41:53.780 not done

01:41:54.240 properly

01:41:54.840 so it

01:41:56.180 is actually

01:41:56.880 quite the

01:41:57.520 miracle that

01:41:58.160 that guy

01:41:58.540 didn't get

01:41:59.000 seriously hurt

01:41:59.820 because all

01:42:00.600 that they

01:42:01.040 did to

01:42:01.460 secure the

01:42:02.160 venue was

01:42:03.580 the guy in

01:42:04.720 charge of it

01:42:05.380 just took one

01:42:06.200 of the old

01:42:07.140 insurance forms

01:42:09.120 and just changed

01:42:10.360 the date

01:42:10.880 and made it

01:42:12.760 so the venue

01:42:13.560 thought that there

01:42:14.360 was insurance

01:42:14.860 but there really

01:42:15.560 wasn't

01:42:16.200 but anyway

01:42:17.540 that's

01:42:18.380 wow

01:42:19.260 well don't see

01:42:20.060 the venue

01:42:20.440 see the

01:42:21.120 uh

01:42:21.760 yeah

01:42:23.940 well no

01:42:24.480 it's just

01:42:24.840 like it's

01:42:25.780 just a good

01:42:26.200 thing that

01:42:26.540 buddy didn't

01:42:26.900 get hurt

01:42:27.300 because if

01:42:27.980 he did

01:42:28.300 that would

01:42:28.680 have

01:42:28.900 no that's

01:42:29.460 what they

01:42:29.700 do

01:42:29.880 nobody

01:42:31.340 who

01:42:32.620 if anything

01:42:33.620 does go

01:42:34.140 wrong

01:42:34.600 there's nobody

01:42:35.260 you can

01:42:35.620 fucking

01:42:35.960 who's gonna

01:42:37.140 be the

01:42:37.340 fall guy

01:42:37.760 who's gonna

01:42:38.280 be the

01:42:38.520 fall guy

01:42:39.000 and there

01:42:41.060 there are

01:42:41.680 there are

01:42:42.340 numerous

01:42:43.100 numerous

01:42:44.080 times

01:42:44.760 like that

01:42:46.160 involving

01:42:47.040 new jack

01:42:47.540 there's another

01:42:48.080 one they call it

01:42:48.760 the mass

01:42:49.160 transit incident

01:42:50.100 because this

01:42:50.640 fat kid

01:42:51.220 that called

01:42:51.780 himself

01:42:52.160 mass transit

01:42:52.940 um

01:42:54.240 his gimmick

01:42:55.060 was that he

01:42:55.560 was a bus

01:42:55.980 driver or

01:42:56.440 something but

01:42:56.820 he was the

01:42:57.180 17 year old

01:42:57.960 kid who lied

01:42:58.780 about how old

01:42:59.520 he was to

01:43:00.100 get into a

01:43:00.900 match in

01:43:01.620 like he was

01:43:02.240 i guess somebody

01:43:03.620 didn't show up

01:43:04.480 for a match

01:43:05.180 and so they

01:43:06.700 needed a

01:43:07.120 replacement

01:43:07.580 and this guy

01:43:09.160 lied said he

01:43:10.160 was of age

01:43:10.820 and jumped in

01:43:12.100 and new jack

01:43:13.140 wanted to make

01:43:13.700 an example of

01:43:14.480 him because

01:43:14.840 this kid i

01:43:15.480 guess came

01:43:16.040 into the

01:43:16.420 locker room

01:43:17.040 and was like

01:43:17.620 saying how he

01:43:18.380 wanted the

01:43:18.780 match to

01:43:19.220 go and

01:43:19.640 new jack's

01:43:20.140 like yeah

01:43:20.700 like fuck

01:43:21.960 you little

01:43:22.420 fucking kid

01:43:23.180 and fucked

01:43:24.740 him up

01:43:25.020 yeah

01:43:26.600 well yeah

01:43:29.600 new jack's

01:43:30.200 really big

01:43:30.520 on that

01:43:30.900 yeah

01:43:33.480 when you're

01:43:34.500 the new

01:43:34.800 guy you

01:43:35.200 need to

01:43:35.460 know your

01:43:35.760 place

01:43:36.220 right

01:43:36.740 but also

01:43:38.720 when you're

01:43:39.100 fucking high

01:43:39.740 as the kite

01:43:40.300 you just

01:43:40.780 like you

01:43:41.860 know whatever

01:43:42.580 fucking throw

01:43:43.460 shit to the

01:43:43.920 wind like

01:43:44.460 figure it

01:43:44.900 out

01:43:45.740 yeah

01:43:46.400 yeah well

01:43:47.300 new jack's

01:43:47.860 just crazy

01:43:48.340 he's just

01:43:48.900 he's

01:43:49.200 he's dead

01:43:50.300 now but

01:43:50.960 i don't know

01:43:51.700 how he evaded

01:43:52.600 jail for

01:43:53.440 many of the

01:43:54.060 things that he

01:43:54.620 did

01:43:54.920 because even

01:43:56.560 the stabbing

01:43:57.420 incident he

01:43:57.980 evaded jail

01:43:58.700 right

01:43:59.580 except he was

01:44:00.520 a little more

01:44:01.100 uh

01:44:02.520 maybe a heart

01:44:04.040 thing i don't

01:44:04.660 know

01:44:04.920 i forget

01:44:06.480 um but

01:44:08.360 yeah he

01:44:08.940 was he was

01:44:10.280 insane and

01:44:10.940 the only reason

01:44:11.460 he didn't do

01:44:11.940 jail time for

01:44:12.660 the the

01:44:13.140 six like

01:44:14.240 when he

01:44:14.580 stabbed that

01:44:15.060 one guys

01:44:15.620 because

01:44:15.960 stupidly the

01:44:17.800 guy asked

01:44:18.440 him he's

01:44:18.780 like i'll

01:44:19.060 drop the

01:44:19.460 charges and

01:44:20.040 shit if

01:44:20.360 you actually

01:44:20.820 train me to

01:44:21.500 wrestle and

01:44:22.060 so new jack

01:44:22.640 was like sure

01:44:23.380 fine whatever

01:44:24.340 and so buddy

01:44:26.020 dropped the

01:44:26.460 charges and

01:44:27.040 then new jack

01:44:27.560 just skipped

01:44:28.040 down and never

01:44:28.820 talked to him

01:44:29.320 again

01:44:29.600 six fucking

01:44:30.300 lines before

01:44:31.300 you fucking

01:44:31.920 get in the

01:44:32.520 ring with me

01:44:33.160 and that's

01:44:33.800 how you

01:44:34.020 wrestle

01:44:34.280 yeah right

01:44:36.560 it was uh

01:44:37.700 there's been a few

01:44:39.060 people like that

01:44:39.800 though that are

01:44:40.220 just fucking

01:44:40.720 absolutely insane

01:44:41.800 in there

01:44:42.600 it's good times

01:44:47.600 what the fuck

01:44:53.340 is he doing

01:44:53.900 now

01:44:54.640 what i was

01:44:56.260 getting a

01:44:56.540 fucking beer

01:44:57.040 man

01:44:57.380 he's probably

01:44:58.860 going to get

01:44:59.320 himself a

01:44:59.780 beer

01:45:00.060 what else

01:45:01.160 would he be

01:45:01.460 doing

01:45:01.680 right

01:45:02.820 i thought we

01:45:04.060 were supposed

01:45:04.460 to be reading

01:45:05.020 chapter three

01:45:05.700 of double

01:45:06.060 dick dude

01:45:06.600 oh yeah

01:45:07.520 are we ready

01:45:08.520 for that

01:45:08.860 fuck i was

01:45:09.800 trying to

01:45:10.100 smoke my

01:45:10.440 joint first

01:45:11.300 that's why i

01:45:15.600 just went and

01:45:16.080 smoked one

01:45:16.660 so i have to

01:45:17.280 be high for

01:45:17.880 this shit

01:45:18.300 you just let

01:45:20.700 me know and

01:45:21.100 i'll hit the

01:45:21.520 intro that's

01:45:22.480 my favorite

01:45:22.940 part

01:45:24.140 because you

01:45:26.280 get to see

01:45:26.760 dicks homo

01:45:27.580 yeah there's

01:45:28.440 an intro

01:45:29.000 i forgot the

01:45:30.900 intro

01:45:31.280 the intro is

01:45:35.760 amazing i love

01:45:36.560 it

01:45:36.780 that's great

01:45:37.840 okay let me

01:45:39.200 finish smoking

01:45:39.700 my joint

01:45:40.160 my joint

01:45:40.180 and then

01:45:40.640 i

01:45:40.860 definitely

01:45:42.920 do that

01:45:43.560 i have

01:45:44.260 no problem

01:45:44.720 i have it

01:45:45.100 right here

01:45:45.520 i don't

01:45:46.580 remember

01:45:46.960 what chapter

01:45:47.460 we're going

01:45:48.040 to do

01:45:48.200 a brand

01:45:50.020 new world

01:45:50.600 i feel like

01:45:53.380 we're going to

01:45:53.720 talk about

01:45:54.220 where he puts

01:45:54.740 his dick

01:45:55.140 this chapter

01:45:55.700 i love story

01:45:58.340 time

01:45:58.640 this fucking

01:45:59.180 magic land

01:46:00.140 if he finds

01:46:02.380 out what

01:46:02.780 he can do

01:46:03.160 with men

01:46:03.600 we skip

01:46:04.080 that chapter

01:46:04.640 i'm hoping

01:46:05.160 yeah

01:46:05.760 if it gets

01:46:06.420 too fucking

01:46:06.940 gay can we

01:46:07.700 yeah

01:46:08.160 skip the

01:46:09.580 gay shit

01:46:10.540 yeah yeah

01:46:12.520 yeah

01:46:12.640 it was definitely

01:46:13.640 gay

01:46:13.920 that's censoring

01:46:22.520 and it's

01:46:22.860 free speech

01:46:23.360 so we

01:46:23.660 gotta go

01:46:24.740 i should

01:46:26.140 read a

01:46:26.540 chapter

01:46:26.960 maybe

01:46:27.640 that's what i

01:46:29.760 should do

01:46:30.080 start doing

01:46:30.560 audio books

01:46:31.360 no actually

01:46:32.820 i got

01:46:33.480 going johnny's

01:46:34.460 voice right

01:46:35.100 idea

01:46:35.680 yeah i think

01:46:37.260 you could get

01:46:37.720 away with reading

01:46:38.420 double dick dude

01:46:39.220 audio style

01:46:40.020 he'd probably

01:46:40.620 have to cut

01:46:41.160 you in on

01:46:41.580 the right

01:46:42.340 piece

01:46:42.620 i could

01:46:44.200 totally do

01:46:44.900 it

01:46:45.520 well you

01:46:47.760 have a

01:46:48.520 you have a

01:46:49.260 radio voice

01:46:50.020 though i don't

01:46:50.540 think i have a

01:46:51.060 radio voice i

01:46:51.760 think i just

01:46:52.320 have well

01:46:53.740 anyway

01:46:54.280 your voice is

01:46:55.900 awesome

01:46:56.280 yeah right

01:46:57.000 yes

01:46:57.300 but uh

01:46:58.520 johnny

01:46:59.220 you let me

01:47:00.280 you let me know

01:47:00.840 when you're ready

01:47:01.340 i'll fire off

01:47:02.620 the intro

01:47:03.060 now she's

01:47:06.520 smoking the

01:47:06.960 joint man

01:47:07.600 go ahead

01:47:08.600 it's a good

01:47:09.300 i already

01:47:09.840 yeah i know

01:47:11.220 that's what i

01:47:11.680 just said

01:47:12.080 wait you want

01:47:13.980 to know

01:47:14.400 you want to

01:47:15.060 fire it now

01:47:16.260 do it

01:47:16.780 all right

01:47:17.120 here we go

01:47:17.640 so ladies if

01:47:18.600 you meet a man

01:47:19.080 that says he's

01:47:19.580 10 inches

01:47:20.060 ask if that's

01:47:20.800 a combined

01:47:21.380 total

01:47:21.820 double your

01:47:23.220 sentiment

01:47:23.960 your merriment

01:47:25.920 double your

01:47:27.000 moments of

01:47:27.920 fall

01:47:28.200 love your

01:47:29.780 alignment

01:47:30.520 with the

01:47:31.580 right

01:47:32.080 man

01:47:32.560 for

01:47:33.440 refreshment

01:47:34.480 it's the

01:47:35.400 only one

01:47:37.020 yeah

01:47:37.480 double your

01:47:38.180 this has

01:47:45.300 two penises

01:47:45.920 in it

01:47:46.580 can't go

01:47:48.200 wrong with

01:47:48.640 this one

01:47:49.180 all right

01:47:53.800 there y'all

01:47:54.280 so good

01:47:55.740 all right y'all

01:47:58.140 okay

01:47:58.780 okay

01:48:00.180 so

01:48:03.300 the chapter

01:48:05.400 we are on

01:48:06.120 is called

01:48:06.760 a brand

01:48:07.420 new world

01:48:08.420 not

01:48:09.200 by aldous

01:48:09.700 oxley

01:48:10.100 brave new

01:48:12.600 world

01:48:12.840 i know

01:48:14.200 i got that

01:48:15.640 was high school

01:48:17.360 over

01:48:17.920 everything was

01:48:19.060 different

01:48:19.500 i had a few

01:48:20.820 different jobs

01:48:21.560 for a few

01:48:22.040 months

01:48:22.460 nothing

01:48:23.180 interesting

01:48:23.740 at least

01:48:25.800 interesting

01:48:26.340 enough to

01:48:26.800 write about

01:48:27.340 from a

01:48:28.280 grocery store

01:48:28.900 bag boy

01:48:29.500 sorry

01:48:32.120 to working

01:48:32.920 at a

01:48:33.240 drive-in

01:48:33.780 movie theater

01:48:34.360 to a

01:48:34.760 car wash

01:48:35.280 the real

01:48:36.240 interesting

01:48:36.640 stuff started

01:48:37.320 when i met

01:48:37.740 a woman

01:48:38.040 in her

01:48:38.340 40s

01:48:38.780 who became

01:48:39.180 my sugar

01:48:39.580 mama

01:48:39.900 yep

01:48:40.820 they do

01:48:41.600 exist

01:48:42.200 it was

01:48:44.780 the end

01:48:45.060 of summer

01:48:45.340 you chose

01:48:49.760 an interesting

01:48:50.340 time to tie

01:48:51.060 your hair up

01:48:51.600 like that

01:48:51.980 too by the

01:48:52.420 way and put

01:48:52.840 them glasses

01:48:53.360 on i'm just

01:48:53.920 saying

01:48:54.140 yeah right

01:48:54.620 perfect

01:48:56.000 love it

01:48:57.600 love it

01:48:58.860 okay

01:49:00.380 it was the

01:49:01.660 end of summer

01:49:02.180 i just turned

01:49:02.840 19 and was

01:49:03.800 ready to get

01:49:04.260 out of the

01:49:04.680 house

01:49:05.020 she was too

01:49:06.020 classy to

01:49:06.560 ask for sex

01:49:07.340 but i gave

01:49:08.900 her a lot of

01:49:09.380 eye candy

01:49:09.820 she told me

01:49:10.720 how her

01:49:11.000 grandmother

01:49:11.320 remembered a

01:49:11.900 man was

01:49:12.180 two dicks

01:49:12.800 many many

01:49:13.720 years ago

01:49:14.320 she had

01:49:15.380 thought there

01:49:15.680 was no such

01:49:16.220 thing until

01:49:16.680 she saw my

01:49:17.220 bulges the

01:49:17.760 day she

01:49:18.020 brought her

01:49:18.360 car in to

01:49:18.880 be washed

01:49:19.360 my shorts

01:49:20.040 had gotten

01:49:20.340 wet and

01:49:21.140 she'd noticed

01:49:21.580 the outlines

01:49:22.200 from that

01:49:23.340 day on i

01:49:23.980 earned a

01:49:24.300 steady income

01:49:25.120 as her

01:49:25.880 house boy

01:49:26.500 i worked

01:49:27.560 for her

01:49:28.140 for almost

01:49:28.760 almost full

01:49:29.640 time for

01:49:30.340 six full

01:49:31.060 months

01:49:31.440 she lived

01:49:32.440 about an

01:49:32.800 hour away

01:49:33.460 in the

01:49:35.100 city and

01:49:35.660 allowed me to

01:49:36.200 stay in her

01:49:36.620 guest house

01:49:37.260 as part of

01:49:37.880 payment for

01:49:38.560 taking care of

01:49:39.760 the odds and

01:49:40.280 ends around

01:49:40.800 her house

01:49:41.360 good score

01:49:42.620 somewhere in

01:49:45.420 the sixth

01:49:46.020 month her

01:49:46.980 mother suffered

01:49:47.660 a stroke and

01:49:48.340 died she had

01:49:49.320 to leave for

01:49:49.820 florida to help

01:49:50.540 with arranging her

01:49:51.320 estate and left

01:49:52.080 me to watch over

01:49:52.740 her house

01:49:53.420 great time

01:49:55.600 looking back she

01:49:59.000 should have known

01:49:59.500 better she was

01:50:00.360 gone for almost

01:50:01.120 two months and

01:50:02.160 during that two

01:50:02.780 months i probably

01:50:03.540 had a party every

01:50:04.680 week nothing ever

01:50:06.260 nothing ever got

01:50:07.360 broken but that

01:50:08.700 place saw more

01:50:09.420 sex than i think

01:50:10.260 it had ever seen

01:50:11.160 before it all

01:50:12.740 ended when she

01:50:13.360 returned during one

01:50:14.320 of the parties i

01:50:15.760 was on my back

01:50:16.500 with a girl riding

01:50:17.240 my face while a

01:50:18.320 guy had his arm

01:50:19.200 up my ass

01:50:20.100 when suddenly the

01:50:21.580 girl got off my

01:50:22.420 face and i looked

01:50:23.220 over it's time for

01:50:25.460 you to find a new

01:50:26.660 place to live

01:50:27.580 damn he didn't say

01:50:30.680 anything other than

01:50:31.560 that the party

01:50:32.680 ended

01:50:33.100 everyone left

01:50:34.360 a new place to

01:50:35.360 live

01:50:35.640 i cleaned up

01:50:36.960 everything by

01:50:37.540 getting caught

01:50:38.400 with your hand in

01:50:38.980 the cookie jar

01:50:39.800 it wasn't just a

01:50:42.760 finger or a hand

01:50:43.900 it was an arm

01:50:44.680 he had his arm

01:50:49.920 up his ass

01:50:50.860 that's right

01:50:51.980 fully twisting

01:50:53.120 i was gonna say

01:50:53.860 can we rewind to

01:50:54.700 that part like

01:50:55.320 we wait

01:50:55.860 i was on my back

01:50:59.000 with a girl riding

01:51:00.220 my face while a

01:51:01.960 guy had his arm

01:51:03.100 up my ass

01:51:04.100 jesus

01:51:06.000 i feel like if i

01:51:08.840 was gonna have a

01:51:09.420 party like that i

01:51:10.100 wouldn't have it at

01:51:10.580 my house either

01:51:11.200 that's not no i

01:51:12.460 don't like that

01:51:13.060 that's a ditty

01:51:13.940 party

01:51:14.340 this is a lot

01:51:16.160 this is a lot

01:51:17.140 great

01:51:17.840 so i cleaned up

01:51:20.180 the place by the

01:51:20.760 next morning

01:51:21.240 she returned and

01:51:22.500 handed me an envelope

01:51:23.360 and i got in a

01:51:24.280 cab and left

01:51:24.900 there was a small

01:51:26.220 note that said

01:51:26.760 something to the

01:51:27.340 effect of i wish

01:51:28.620 you well stay safe

01:51:29.880 and call your mother

01:51:31.280 more often along

01:51:32.680 with a check to me

01:51:33.560 for fifty thousand

01:51:34.700 dollars

01:51:35.260 holy shit

01:51:36.340 needless to say

01:51:37.760 i didn't have to

01:51:39.120 move home

01:51:39.660 i found out

01:51:40.760 not too long

01:51:41.480 ago that she

01:51:42.220 has since passed

01:51:42.880 away a lot of

01:51:44.220 chapters are closed

01:51:45.000 from those years

01:51:45.620 of my life

01:51:46.280 but i'll try and

01:51:47.460 do them justice

01:51:48.040 in the coming

01:51:48.640 pages

01:51:49.320 seeing it in

01:51:50.860 print feels weird

01:51:51.640 and i guess

01:51:52.420 pretty unrealistic

01:51:53.480 to some people

01:51:54.280 but it was my

01:51:55.720 life

01:51:56.080 that would seem

01:51:58.400 unrealistic to a

01:51:59.360 lot of people

01:51:59.720 because who gives

01:52:00.700 you fifty grand

01:52:01.340 right

01:52:02.420 just stay in

01:52:03.160 their boathouse

01:52:03.760 and stuff

01:52:04.120 with an arm

01:52:06.080 in your ass

01:52:06.780 but he wasn't

01:52:07.960 even banging

01:52:09.780 her though

01:52:10.320 it flipped

01:52:11.540 it was like he

01:52:12.620 was in trouble

01:52:13.400 for having the

01:52:14.180 party and getting

01:52:14.960 caught that way

01:52:15.860 and then he got

01:52:16.940 like an inheritance

01:52:17.860 for getting caught

01:52:18.820 that way

01:52:19.360 yeah

01:52:19.860 yep

01:52:20.800 like it was

01:52:22.020 like a memory

01:52:22.600 that the woman

01:52:23.260 was just like

01:52:23.840 you know what

01:52:24.260 i'll never forget

01:52:25.100 that shit

01:52:25.660 and i'll flick

01:52:26.600 my i'll be

01:52:27.440 flicking my

01:52:27.940 bean to that

01:52:28.600 here's 25 grand

01:52:31.260 per dick

01:52:31.880 yeah

01:52:33.040 basically

01:52:34.240 like a separate

01:52:36.080 pay

01:52:36.680 like honestly

01:52:38.260 that kind of

01:52:38.760 had nothing to

01:52:39.360 do with the

01:52:39.740 double dicks

01:52:40.360 like there was

01:52:40.840 a chick

01:52:41.220 sitting on his

01:52:42.120 face

01:52:42.560 and a guy

01:52:43.720 had his arm

01:52:44.900 fucking up his

01:52:45.680 ass

01:52:46.040 like where

01:52:47.000 it was a puppet

01:52:49.600 show

01:52:49.960 i don't need

01:52:51.220 to fucking

01:52:51.760 i don't know

01:52:52.780 i don't know

01:52:53.220 why the double

01:52:53.840 i want to hear

01:52:55.920 the double dick

01:52:56.660 escapades

01:52:57.400 not the

01:52:57.940 whatever that

01:52:58.660 was

01:52:58.980 that was

01:52:59.340 fucked up

01:53:00.080 it was a puppet

01:53:02.500 show

01:53:02.900 you're all in

01:53:04.000 the face

01:53:04.360 good

01:53:04.760 have to get

01:53:05.680 to him

01:53:06.020 playing with

01:53:06.500 the dick

01:53:06.780 okay

01:53:07.140 clearing up

01:53:09.820 confusion

01:53:10.340 i could spend

01:53:12.440 chapters and

01:53:13.040 chapters writing

01:53:13.760 about every

01:53:14.300 nuance of my

01:53:14.940 daily life

01:53:15.540 where i moved

01:53:16.140 to how i

01:53:16.780 lived and

01:53:17.260 what i did

01:53:17.680 to fill my

01:53:18.140 spare time

01:53:18.660 if i did

01:53:19.240 that i'd

01:53:19.600 risk having

01:53:20.020 this book

01:53:20.360 being critiqued

01:53:20.940 as boring

01:53:21.340 so i live

01:53:22.380 just about

01:53:22.760 the same

01:53:23.120 as any

01:53:23.460 guy my

01:53:23.840 age did

01:53:24.280 the only

01:53:24.780 difference

01:53:25.080 is the

01:53:25.360 obvious

01:53:25.640 one

01:53:25.940 so i'll

01:53:26.720 stick to

01:53:27.000 the interesting

01:53:27.440 parts of

01:53:27.880 it as

01:53:28.440 i've mentioned

01:53:28.860 in various

01:53:29.340 places on

01:53:29.880 the internet

01:53:30.320 in my

01:53:30.960 ama i got a

01:53:32.420 little carried

01:53:32.920 away with

01:53:33.300 having two

01:53:33.760 dicks at one

01:53:34.340 point so here

01:53:35.920 we go i thought

01:53:37.560 about becoming an

01:53:38.260 adult entertainment

01:53:39.320 performer i don't

01:53:40.880 call them actors

01:53:41.480 because they're not

01:53:42.240 acting they're

01:53:43.260 fucking i'm sure

01:53:45.120 some will take

01:53:45.620 offense to my

01:53:46.220 saying so but the

01:53:47.300 fact remains really

01:53:48.080 no talent is

01:53:48.840 involved in being a

01:53:49.760 porn star you

01:53:50.440 either have a great

01:53:51.040 face and body and

01:53:51.880 you're good at

01:53:52.340 fucking or you

01:53:53.060 don't it's glorified

01:53:54.340 prostitution only the

01:53:55.680 people paying you

01:53:56.540 aren't the ones

01:53:57.100 you're having

01:53:57.460 sex with most

01:53:58.580 of the time i

01:54:00.240 got offers here

01:54:00.860 and there from

01:54:01.240 people claiming

01:54:01.760 to have

01:54:02.220 connections and

01:54:03.620 i often refuse to

01:54:04.500 allow anyone to

01:54:05.240 take a photo and

01:54:05.960 i turned down a

01:54:06.600 lot of interview

01:54:07.700 requests looking

01:54:09.220 back now i'm

01:54:09.980 really glad i

01:54:10.500 did the

01:54:11.000 explode the

01:54:11.640 exposure for

01:54:12.260 my reddit

01:54:12.720 ama was

01:54:13.280 overwhelming i

01:54:14.520 told my

01:54:14.880 boyfriend and

01:54:15.520 girlfriend during

01:54:16.040 the final hours

01:54:16.760 that i felt like

01:54:17.420 i needed to

01:54:18.820 hide under the

01:54:19.400 bed i was on

01:54:20.300 the front front

01:54:21.140 page of so

01:54:21.820 many websites and

01:54:22.620 news sites that

01:54:23.340 it freaked me out

01:54:24.080 so you can only

01:54:24.980 imagine what

01:54:25.980 going into porn

01:54:26.680 a few years back

01:54:28.060 may have caused

01:54:28.800 so the truth of

01:54:30.740 the matter is i

01:54:31.720 like sex i guess

01:54:32.940 it makes sense

01:54:33.500 when you've got

01:54:33.900 he's got a

01:54:34.400 boyfriend and

01:54:34.980 a girlfriend

01:54:35.420 it's all relevant

01:54:39.140 i guess it makes

01:54:42.160 sense when you've

01:54:42.720 got twice as much

01:54:43.460 tackle to work

01:54:44.300 with i've got

01:54:45.100 two dicks

01:54:45.740 in the beginning

01:54:46.940 i generally only

01:54:48.020 use the right one

01:54:48.820 for penetration

01:54:49.480 lefty took some

01:54:50.380 serious attention to

01:54:51.300 get hard hard

01:54:52.640 enough to penetrate

01:54:53.260 someone who wasn't

01:54:54.060 very loose

01:54:55.060 thankfully since the

01:54:56.880 corrective surgery

01:54:57.640 and realignment i

01:54:58.640 went through back

01:54:59.220 in february of

01:54:59.960 2014 right and

01:55:02.080 left now get

01:55:02.740 almost equally

01:55:03.640 hard

01:55:04.060 realignment

01:55:05.560 fine

01:55:06.520 like it's

01:55:08.260 fucking tires i

01:55:09.360 just gotta go get

01:55:10.100 a realign

01:55:10.760 corrective surgery

01:55:14.380 it's like they

01:55:14.740 bench tested his

01:55:16.400 second cock from

01:55:17.620 his heart like i

01:55:18.420 don't know that's

01:55:18.960 just weird

01:55:19.460 i feel like how

01:55:24.000 okay so if you

01:55:25.480 say like i'm going

01:55:26.320 in for an alignment

01:55:27.160 you would assume

01:55:27.800 you're gonna go in

01:55:28.460 and get your car

01:55:29.340 your tires aligned

01:55:30.660 because you got a

01:55:31.620 little shimmy or

01:55:32.580 whatever

01:55:32.920 dicks but when you go

01:55:34.680 to the doctor and

01:55:35.340 you're like so i'm

01:55:36.520 just going to my gp

01:55:37.320 for an alignment

01:55:38.480 what are you you're

01:55:39.920 gonna get your

01:55:40.380 cock the line and

01:55:41.500 your balls aligned so

01:55:42.940 that they're what the

01:55:44.420 fuck how would you

01:55:45.880 even ask that i need

01:55:47.080 an alignment

01:55:47.660 i need my dick

01:55:48.880 and how how is it

01:55:50.540 common enough that

01:55:51.320 this procedure exists

01:55:52.520 that's what

01:55:53.060 you can get

01:55:57.160 fucking anything

01:55:57.940 altered you want

01:55:58.860 apparently

01:55:59.300 yeah like can i go

01:56:01.560 in for an alignment

01:56:02.240 right now

01:56:02.840 like yeah how much

01:56:05.220 money you got

01:56:05.920 like

01:56:06.260 oh god i feel like

01:56:09.840 that would cost a

01:56:10.540 small mortgage

01:56:11.300 or a large one

01:56:15.280 i mean come on

01:56:18.420 we're talking about

01:56:18.920 johnny here

01:56:19.500 all right

01:56:20.280 is it a second

01:56:21.140 mortgage

01:56:21.500 for the second

01:56:24.160 mortgage

01:56:24.760 okay that was so

01:56:28.280 easy okay

01:56:28.680 back to the point

01:56:31.120 of this section

01:56:31.700 i love sex

01:56:32.740 i love sex with

01:56:34.020 women with men

01:56:34.840 with men and women

01:56:35.580 at the same time

01:56:36.420 the prudes might

01:56:37.380 have a rough time

01:56:38.100 in the coming

01:56:38.520 chapters or sections

01:56:39.420 because i'm not a

01:56:40.240 polite descriptor

01:56:41.260 when it comes to

01:56:42.220 things that turn me

01:56:42.920 on example

01:56:43.640 sure i love sucking

01:56:45.340 a dick while

01:56:45.880 oh god

01:56:47.020 i should have read

01:56:49.440 that ahead

01:56:49.960 yeah maybe

01:56:51.180 okay

01:56:53.840 so many things

01:56:55.060 to clip tonight

01:56:55.940 youtube's totally

01:56:57.320 cool with this

01:56:58.020 shit

01:56:58.340 we're not even on

01:57:02.520 youtube

01:57:02.980 i don't even know

01:57:04.240 what to cover my

01:57:05.020 face with right now

01:57:06.120 i don't know how

01:57:06.420 i'm gonna go a

01:57:08.920 hundred shades of red

01:57:09.920 oh my god

01:57:11.660 i'm gonna go off

01:57:12.460 so i have to meet

01:57:12.960 myself right

01:57:13.520 i feel like i should

01:57:14.420 i feel like i should

01:57:15.380 turn my camera

01:57:15.980 please don't get off

01:57:17.520 on here chris

01:57:18.240 jesus christ

01:57:19.580 right

01:57:20.080 oh

01:57:21.120 okay

01:57:23.380 oh lord

01:57:24.820 okay

01:57:25.160 i

01:57:25.940 i love

01:57:29.440 i love sucking

01:57:33.260 a

01:57:33.500 okay no

01:57:36.000 we can't clip

01:57:36.760 this

01:57:37.060 i love sucking

01:57:38.360 a dick while

01:57:38.880 mine are plowing

01:57:39.560 away inside

01:57:40.180 someone

01:57:40.540 it doesn't

01:57:41.040 matter if

01:57:41.440 they're inside

01:57:41.800 a woman or

01:57:42.280 a man

01:57:42.620 just pounding

01:57:43.340 them in

01:57:44.020 while a cock

01:57:44.580 fills my mouth

01:57:45.360 really does it

01:57:46.080 for me

01:57:46.700 wow

01:57:48.780 oh my god

01:57:50.740 jesus

01:57:52.100 okay

01:57:52.440 see what i mean

01:57:53.280 nothing delicate

01:57:53.980 about that

01:57:54.540 description

01:57:54.940 i don't know

01:57:55.640 this is a

01:57:56.380 mistake

01:57:57.000 i don't know

01:57:58.120 fucking no

01:57:58.980 oh

01:58:00.200 okay

01:58:00.700 we can't even

01:58:01.840 make a cross

01:58:02.400 on your fucking

01:58:03.260 three

01:58:03.540 okay guys

01:58:03.720 we have to

01:58:04.120 make it through

01:58:04.500 the next couple

01:58:05.060 of paragraphs

01:58:05.540 because it

01:58:06.060 gets worse

01:58:06.700 i'm fucking

01:58:07.440 out of here

01:58:07.860 man

01:58:08.140 okay

01:58:08.540 okay

01:58:09.320 shush

01:58:09.640 shush

01:58:10.200 shush

01:58:11.140 all right

01:58:11.940 nothing delicate

01:58:12.660 about that

01:58:13.140 description

01:58:13.520 so that

01:58:14.040 if that's too

01:58:14.600 much for you

01:58:15.080 you might want

01:58:15.540 to rethink

01:58:15.920 continuing this

01:58:16.640 book and if

01:58:17.260 you made it

01:58:17.620 through that

01:58:18.600 without feeling

01:58:19.220 disgusted

01:58:19.780 awesome

01:58:20.460 okay

01:58:21.560 so the fact

01:58:22.680 is from the

01:58:23.840 first time i had

01:58:24.460 sex with a guy

01:58:25.040 i knew i liked

01:58:25.560 it the smell

01:58:26.160 oh god

01:58:26.780 the smell and

01:58:27.720 touch of another

01:58:28.260 guy triggers

01:58:28.820 something in me

01:58:29.420 that doesn't

01:58:29.860 happen with

01:58:30.320 women still

01:58:31.380 the same thing

01:58:32.020 can be said

01:58:32.460 about women

01:58:32.980 there's just

01:58:33.540 some

01:58:33.780 different about

01:58:34.920 both that i

01:58:35.920 crave and

01:58:36.360 desire beyond

01:58:38.220 the physical

01:58:38.960 i'll try to

01:58:40.020 explain it and

01:58:40.860 hopefully maybe

01:58:42.180 put some real

01:58:43.200 words behind what

01:58:43.980 i think

01:58:44.360 most bisexual

01:58:45.360 people feel

01:58:46.040 since

01:58:47.140 bi people have

01:58:48.340 been called

01:58:48.640 confused cowards

01:58:49.520 greedy and

01:58:49.920 slutty i feel

01:58:50.560 someone should

01:58:51.000 stand up

01:58:51.580 first of all

01:58:52.480 i'm not confused

01:58:53.240 i can't speak for

01:58:54.060 all people who

01:58:54.540 consider themselves

01:58:55.460 bisexual

01:58:55.960 however i can speak

01:58:57.220 for myself and it

01:58:57.960 rings true for

01:58:58.520 others fantastic

01:58:59.300 again i'm not

01:59:00.640 confused i know

01:59:01.440 exactly what turns

01:59:02.320 me on and i know

01:59:03.140 what i'm attracted

01:59:03.740 to i'm not a

01:59:04.980 coward i'm not too

01:59:06.000 afraid to come out

01:59:06.640 as gay or living

01:59:07.740 as bisexual i

01:59:08.680 don't know many

01:59:09.480 gay men who do

01:59:10.360 what i've done

01:59:10.780 with women that's

01:59:11.580 putting it lightly

01:59:12.520 as i can

01:59:13.280 i am not greedy

01:59:16.300 that implies i just

01:59:19.400 want it all i only

01:59:20.500 want specific

01:59:21.840 things i'm not

01:59:23.540 slutty that implies

01:59:24.880 i have no standards

01:59:25.820 if there's no

01:59:26.640 attraction there's

01:59:27.660 no action i can't

01:59:29.200 tell you how many

01:59:29.760 gay men and women

01:59:30.560 have told me i was

01:59:31.620 a confused greedy

01:59:32.960 little slut too

01:59:34.060 cowardly to just

01:59:34.960 come out as gay

01:59:35.680 so i can't hear

01:59:36.620 a fucking word

01:59:37.240 you guys are

01:59:37.680 saying so what's

01:59:38.580 the what's the

01:59:39.040 matter my friends

01:59:42.260 told me i implied

01:59:43.340 that i have no

01:59:44.480 standards but you

01:59:45.420 got caught with an

01:59:46.560 arm up your ass i

01:59:47.720 mean fisted with a

01:59:49.300 girl on your face

01:59:50.220 so

01:59:50.520 no standards maybe

01:59:53.960 i don't know

01:59:54.500 i've also had a few

01:59:56.420 straight friends

01:59:57.060 accuse me of being

01:59:58.080 greedy or slutty

01:59:58.920 what may come as a

01:59:59.840 surprise is that i

02:00:00.760 have more straight

02:00:01.420 friends than gay

02:00:02.080 friends which stems

02:00:03.080 from poor treatment

02:00:03.900 from the gay

02:00:04.440 community without

02:00:05.340 taking up an

02:00:06.100 entire feature

02:00:07.280 length portion of

02:00:08.260 this book i'll

02:00:09.200 simply state that

02:00:09.900 the gay community

02:00:10.540 needs to get its

02:00:11.320 fucking shit together

02:00:12.180 before it starts

02:00:12.860 demanding anything

02:00:13.700 from straight people

02:00:14.600 get your house in

02:00:15.940 order before you

02:00:16.480 start demanding

02:00:17.000 equal treatment if

02:00:18.160 you want to you

02:00:18.820 better show it to

02:00:19.480 those of us you've

02:00:20.180 condemned as

02:00:20.760 confused cowards

02:00:22.000 fuck you

02:00:22.840 women i love them

02:00:25.880 i love the way

02:00:26.920 they smell the feel

02:00:28.020 of their body the

02:00:28.960 smoothness of their

02:00:29.800 skin cupping a

02:00:31.280 pair of breasts while

02:00:32.100 kissing my way across

02:00:33.180 her collarbone to

02:00:34.200 her ear

02:00:34.820 is heaven

02:00:35.960 the curve of a

02:00:37.800 woman's hips and

02:00:38.600 the way they feel

02:00:39.200 in my hands when

02:00:40.080 i'm doing the

02:00:40.580 business is

02:00:41.540 intoxicating the

02:00:43.020 femininity vulnerability

02:00:44.340 delicate features

02:00:45.560 tenderness and

02:00:46.480 sweetness of a woman

02:00:47.320 makes me go wild

02:00:48.280 not to mention i

02:00:50.140 really like a sexy

02:00:50.940 pussy

02:00:51.300 sorry but it's

02:00:53.300 true

02:00:53.640 he just said the

02:00:57.220 same thing about a

02:00:58.020 dude a sexy pussy

02:00:59.740 just isn't just a

02:01:00.820 standard type i've

02:01:02.060 seen them all big

02:01:03.060 tan worn out and

02:01:04.500 gaping to tiny and

02:01:06.020 tight

02:01:06.380 smooth hairy landing

02:01:08.960 strips triangle big

02:01:10.200 labia small labia

02:01:11.380 non-existent labia

02:01:12.900 monstrously huge and

02:01:14.280 hanging labia i like

02:01:15.940 them all giant clits

02:01:17.220 to tiny clits huge

02:01:18.400 pee holes tiny pee

02:01:19.360 holes i've liked them

02:01:20.240 all to any girls

02:01:21.420 ladies or women

02:01:22.100 reading this please

02:01:22.860 stop worrying about

02:01:23.700 what your pussy looks

02:01:24.840 like it's your pussy

02:01:25.920 don't let anyone tell

02:01:27.260 you that it's not

02:01:27.940 perfect men yep i love

02:01:30.260 them too the scent of

02:01:31.480 their body the

02:01:32.580 strength

02:01:32.860 their muscles curl my

02:01:42.340 toes i love brushing my

02:01:44.240 lips along a strong

02:01:45.300 jawline it might have a

02:01:46.920 dusting of hair rough

02:01:48.040 and prickly it might be

02:01:49.420 smooth like velvet

02:01:50.380 following back behind

02:01:51.580 his ear

02:01:52.120 the masculinity of a

02:01:56.340 sexy man turns on a

02:01:57.620 switch inside

02:01:58.180 and you want to wrestle

02:01:59.680 him down and dominate

02:02:01.360 him it could be from

02:02:03.360 being treated like

02:02:04.080 crap by all the pricks

02:02:05.460 in my high school in

02:02:06.400 the last years i was

02:02:07.240 there not sure but i

02:02:09.140 love being dominant

02:02:09.920 over a guy however

02:02:11.880 there are times when i

02:02:13.240 do like goofing around

02:02:14.260 the way gay porn has

02:02:15.680 depicted frat jocks and

02:02:17.880 i like ass as well from

02:02:19.400 the slender twink butt to

02:02:20.560 the beefy jock butt giving

02:02:22.100 it a smack before oh lord

02:02:24.000 giving it a snap

02:02:26.680 giving it a smack before

02:02:29.920 stuffing it full of my

02:02:30.960 cocks i love it as for

02:02:33.440 cocks size shape they

02:02:35.000 don't mean much to me from

02:02:36.040 big throbbing uncut covered

02:02:37.640 in thick foreskin with

02:02:38.640 huge rippling veins to

02:02:39.840 slender circumcised cocks

02:02:41.180 pale with a pink head

02:02:42.180 they're all fun size

02:02:44.640 doesn't matter the right

02:02:45.860 person won't care and if

02:02:47.440 they do care they're not

02:02:48.520 your person so now that

02:02:51.200 we've gotten established if

02:02:52.200 you're still with me i think

02:02:53.300 you're ready for some of my

02:02:54.680 adventures afterwards i'll

02:02:56.960 review a few things i

02:02:57.880 learned answer the top 20

02:02:59.480 most asked questions and

02:03:01.420 for those of you who

02:03:02.140 missed it i'll include the

02:03:03.120 top questions i answered in

02:03:04.300 my ama hopefully you will

02:03:05.840 feel this was worth your

02:03:06.680 time if not i don't give a

02:03:08.480 fuck all i can be is me so

02:03:11.840 take it or leave it

02:03:12.920 that's it for the that

02:03:17.520 chapter amazing and then he

02:03:19.980 starts to talk about his

02:03:21.020 dick so i feel like that

02:03:22.640 should be there's a lot of

02:03:27.420 talking about oh let's see

02:03:31.460 okay let's do one let's do

02:03:33.320 one more okay all about the

02:03:34.500 d's so what's it like having

02:03:36.340 two dicks it's great especially

02:03:38.460 if you're bi why is that well

02:03:40.340 sure a straight guy would love

02:03:42.260 to have them too come on the

02:03:44.760 women let me tell you about the

02:03:46.580 women you see it's been my

02:03:49.080 experience that when it comes to

02:03:50.280 having two working dicks most

02:03:52.140 women think you're joking or

02:03:53.780 they flat out refuse i'd say on

02:03:55.600 average six out of ten women

02:03:57.260 wouldn't go all the way the

02:03:59.020 funny thing is when it comes to

02:04:01.240 having two dicks the men are

02:04:03.580 where most of the surprising and

02:04:05.640 unexpected action happen in most

02:04:08.560 cases all 10 out of 10 men go

02:04:10.800 farther than those six women who

02:04:12.780 wouldn't i saw some guys

02:04:14.420 disagreeing with this when i

02:04:15.700 stated it in various places

02:04:17.140 during and after my ama so to

02:04:18.900 clarify 10 out of the 10 men i've

02:04:22.400 been in a potentially sexual

02:04:24.040 situation with went from

02:04:26.020 potentially sexual to a

02:04:28.520 completely sexual situation

02:04:30.940 that's not saying that every man

02:04:33.220 wants to have sex with me it means

02:04:35.560 that the ones who have seen my

02:04:37.000 dicks did something with them maybe

02:04:40.940 that just means i'm good at reading

02:04:42.240 guys and i only get into those

02:04:43.860 situations that met with men that i

02:04:45.980 know will give them a try other

02:04:47.720 way i stand by my statement which

02:04:50.140 brings us to the jock in the gym

02:04:51.440 that i mentioned in my ama

02:04:52.620 during the ama there was no time to

02:04:54.940 give much detail to anything

02:04:57.600 briefly summarizing the gym dude

02:04:59.300 and then i guess we're gonna hear

02:05:01.760 about jim dude it's a highly

02:05:03.440 explicit day encounter not for the

02:05:05.960 faint of heart

02:05:06.920 all right i've asked that too karen

02:05:11.940 i i do believe there is a his and

02:05:15.480 hers

02:05:15.920 and yes yes both do operate

02:05:19.180 independently however

02:05:20.760 one has a little bit better pressure

02:05:24.680 if you get what i'm saying

02:05:26.140 but they do both work

02:05:29.380 and so we we definitely will

02:05:32.340 continue this but i feel like maybe

02:05:34.940 this week isn't the one to get into

02:05:36.580 the explicit gay encounter

02:05:38.600 that was a lot

02:05:40.280 i mean that was a lot

02:05:42.560 we could skip that

02:05:43.580 i almost said that was a lot to take

02:05:45.800 in but i mean it not

02:05:47.080 it is a lot to take in don't worry

02:05:50.660 bud

02:05:50.960 yeah

02:05:51.820 yeah no i just

02:05:53.160 i meant mentally but uh

02:05:55.880 it was when he was listing off

02:06:04.920 when he was lifting off all the

02:06:07.060 different vaginas though it just

02:06:08.640 i don't know

02:06:09.500 we'll have a little song

02:06:12.500 oh no

02:06:13.580 it is a lot to take in

02:06:15.580 it is a lot to take in

02:06:16.580 jugs and orbs and darts and gourds

02:06:19.620 elmer fuds and bouncing buddhas

02:06:22.780 sweater stretchers lung protectors

02:06:26.220 beach umbrellas frost detectors

02:06:29.480 scooby snacks and snake eyes dice

02:06:32.660 jello molds and hiving lights

02:06:35.820 every day i probably use

02:06:39.300 ninety nine words for boobs

02:06:43.520 humpty dumplings hearty boys

02:06:56.300 double lattes ode to joys

02:06:58.840 hooters shooters physics tutors

02:07:01.420 boxy twins and bald commuters

02:07:03.820 double wmds mres and dfds

02:07:08.820 snow white dwarfs picassos cubes

02:07:11.380 ninety nine words for boobs

02:07:13.940 gerbers servers holy grails

02:07:21.400 whoopee cushions humpback whales

02:07:23.860 flying saucers traffic stoppers

02:07:26.540 super big gulps double whoppers

02:07:29.040 pillows billows dondalillos

02:07:31.440 soft surf cones and armadillos

02:07:33.980 pimped out hubcaps inner tubes

02:07:36.460 ninety nine words for boobs

02:07:39.020 midget earmuffs warming globes

02:07:54.200 strobes and probes and frontal lobes

02:07:56.680 knockers honkers knickerbunkers

02:07:59.340 smurfs and screaming yellow zonkers

02:08:01.820 panning cannons mr bigs

02:08:04.300 big bad wolves and porky pigs

02:08:06.700 jogging partners sailing noobs

02:08:09.260 ninety nine words for boobs

02:08:11.820 two point jumpers bambies thumpers

02:08:18.820 two point jumpers bambies thumpers

02:08:23.440 rubber baby buggy bumpers

02:08:27.500 rutabagas kai omegas

02:08:31.260 swag the showgirls show in vegas

02:08:35.220 congo bongos bowling pins

02:08:38.540 fast pitch softball sign each twins

02:08:42.320 their claims i'm breast obsessed are true

02:08:46.260 we're quite a pair cause i'm a boob

02:08:51.100 two point jumpers bambies

02:09:00.340 amazing

02:09:00.860 awesome

02:09:02.400 that's great song

02:09:03.420 titties

02:09:04.540 that's a wicked song

02:09:05.580 that's good

02:09:06.560 i almost said that was a great palate cleanser from the last segment but jesus christ

02:09:11.980 yeah

02:09:13.160 boobies

02:09:14.120 what you don't like the german sparkle party

02:09:15.980 that's why i put this shit on is running a fucking stupid german sparkle party

02:09:26.140 hardcore sparkle party

02:09:28.360 yeah

02:09:28.940 you are your party pants

02:09:31.120 i got my party pants

02:09:33.180 do you have your fucking pants

02:09:35.120 fucking sparkle party

02:09:37.480 yeah jesus

02:09:39.700 it was fun

02:09:40.380 oh man

02:09:41.340 this fucking sparkle is all over the goddamn floor in the kitchen

02:09:44.540 i can't believe those siamese twins that they showed in that fucking clip there

02:09:50.940 aren't with the double dick guy

02:09:52.880 it just seems like a travesty of nature

02:09:55.980 i think that's the ultimate

02:09:56.780 yeah

02:09:57.800 it seems like a travesty

02:09:59.260 a travesty of nature in my opinion

02:10:01.760 but they only have

02:10:03.060 we should

02:10:03.720 they have two hats

02:10:05.120 we should get them together for a pay-per-view event

02:10:07.420 exactly

02:10:08.520 what a blowjob that would be

02:10:10.420 right

02:10:11.080 yeah

02:10:11.340 that's like a pay-per-view event

02:10:12.720 waiting to happen

02:10:13.540 that

02:10:14.400 that's what i'm saying

02:10:15.560 that's what i'm saying

02:10:17.720 right

02:10:18.080 wait

02:10:20.680 get it out of my head

02:10:23.040 get it out

02:10:24.160 that's how this all started

02:10:27.120 what are you guys doing

02:10:28.280 this all started

02:10:29.700 the two dick guys

02:10:30.820 we're men

02:10:31.860 we

02:10:32.180 we get sex

02:10:35.780 but blowjobs are rare

02:10:36.960 let's just say that

02:10:37.900 actually i think

02:10:40.620 they're both married

02:10:41.980 uh karen

02:10:43.080 i feel like they're both married different dudes

02:10:45.560 which is really like

02:10:47.720 yeah it's super confusing

02:10:50.280 because like i was looking up the rules

02:10:51.660 because i always wondered this right

02:10:52.860 you got the two heads

02:10:53.800 they're two different people

02:10:54.760 but they have the same body

02:10:56.000 how does consent laws work with that

02:10:58.100 one vagina

02:10:59.240 one says yes

02:11:01.080 or the other says yes

02:11:03.040 and depending on who says yes

02:11:04.500 it's depending on which guy

02:11:05.780 tags in

02:11:07.080 but i think

02:11:07.740 i think they actually

02:11:09.120 both have to say yes

02:11:10.800 you got two mouths

02:11:12.480 and one vagina

02:11:13.080 i don't think so

02:11:13.880 because they got two different brains

02:11:15.520 no i do

02:11:16.540 right but that's what i mean

02:11:18.940 they both have to say yes

02:11:20.160 because they're both

02:11:21.460 two independently

02:11:22.460 different people

02:11:23.800 perfect

02:11:24.440 chris just made a really good point

02:11:26.760 yeah

02:11:27.600 what

02:11:28.500 two mouths

02:11:29.600 one vagina

02:11:31.260 right

02:11:32.100 yeah right

02:11:32.840 that is a lot

02:11:34.000 well i mean

02:11:35.200 maybe they do a coin toss

02:11:37.320 for who gets the

02:11:38.460 the anal

02:11:39.660 and who gets the

02:11:40.800 who gets the missionary

02:11:41.840 no but

02:11:42.460 i don't know

02:11:43.180 no but

02:11:44.460 think about this

02:11:45.340 think about this

02:11:46.040 that is the

02:11:46.800 ideal 69

02:11:47.980 for double dick dude

02:11:49.040 right

02:11:49.800 exactly

02:11:51.100 that's exactly

02:11:52.460 where my head went

02:11:53.280 it's like

02:11:53.820 fucking

02:11:54.180 or

02:11:54.560 two of them

02:11:55.360 right

02:11:56.500 i'm just saying

02:11:59.240 i'm thinking like

02:12:00.200 lego blocks

02:12:01.080 and everything fits

02:12:02.400 everybody wins

02:12:03.900 in a dick 69

02:12:04.980 dude

02:12:05.500 yeah

02:12:06.480 oh no

02:12:09.880 do you think he would have to get a different realignment done

02:12:12.720 if he was doing it with the double headed shit

02:12:15.880 fucking realignment

02:12:16.620 what the fuck is that

02:12:17.840 because i feel like he's realigned for something different

02:12:21.420 and that head because it's

02:12:22.980 you know

02:12:23.400 i feel like that would be

02:12:24.400 it'll have to be realigned again

02:12:25.720 i feel like he'd have to go in for another realignment

02:12:27.860 no but like

02:12:29.340 what in the hell are you talking about scotian lady

02:12:31.860 a coin purse toss

02:12:33.420 is it a coin purse

02:12:37.340 or a prison pocket

02:12:38.460 like i don't know

02:12:39.760 does he have two coin purses though

02:12:42.180 does he have four balls

02:12:45.060 i don't know

02:12:46.100 as chris always says

02:12:48.140 i have questions

02:12:49.180 like

02:12:49.740 fuck

02:12:50.120 i don't know

02:12:50.680 i want to know if he has

02:12:51.840 yeah

02:12:52.060 and if he

02:12:52.900 if he has

02:12:53.500 if he only has two balls

02:12:55.000 does that mean like

02:12:55.960 one ball supplies one

02:12:57.240 and then one ball supplies the other

02:12:58.960 oh fuck

02:13:00.160 does he not have four balls

02:13:01.820 i i can

02:13:03.420 no he's got two

02:13:04.400 no i don't think so

02:13:05.300 stop

02:13:08.300 no i thought he has two

02:13:09.880 four balls one sack

02:13:11.580 that's what i thought was going on man

02:13:16.800 i don't know

02:13:17.280 i don't know the ins and the outs of this thing

02:13:19.580 that'd be amazing

02:13:22.840 i don't know

02:13:24.840 i have no idea

02:13:25.580 i just i have so many questions

02:13:27.380 now let's just want to see

02:13:29.100 now i just want to go through the book

02:13:31.600 and read more

02:13:32.160 but i feel like it's not going to give us the answers

02:13:34.540 yeah right

02:13:35.240 can i bring in the ama

02:13:36.640 i don't know how to do that

02:13:37.940 yeah why not

02:13:39.540 maybe it's in here

02:13:40.300 hang on

02:13:41.260 you guys do what you're doing

02:13:44.980 and i'm going to look up

02:13:45.800 let's see here

02:13:46.980 well i'm i'm thoroughly scarred for life

02:13:49.740 after all that

02:13:50.560 so i don't know

02:13:51.860 okay here's some questions

02:13:53.120 i agree

02:13:53.780 me too

02:13:54.640 that's trauma

02:13:55.300 okay i'm going to read this part

02:13:57.100 so the following are a series of questions

02:13:59.080 that flooded in through tumblr

02:14:00.480 once my ama on reddit

02:14:01.820 had concluded

02:14:02.620 these may seem repetitive

02:14:04.140 but they were originally in the electronic version

02:14:06.080 of this book

02:14:06.560 and i felt that they should remain

02:14:07.620 in the paperback version as well

02:14:08.880 all right

02:14:09.560 do both dicks work

02:14:10.760 yes

02:14:13.140 i can pee out of both

02:14:14.280 and come out of both

02:14:15.280 okay

02:14:16.440 oh

02:14:17.780 okay

02:14:18.560 all right

02:14:19.580 here it comes

02:14:20.120 how big are they

02:14:21.000 right away

02:14:21.960 okay

02:14:22.620 after some minor corrective surgery

02:14:25.460 they are now equal in the size

02:14:28.280 oh my god

02:14:29.440 oh my god

02:14:30.620 oh my god

02:14:35.480 the twins

02:14:37.600 Sarah can't even read it

02:14:45.620 it's gonna be bad

02:14:46.860 here we go

02:14:48.660 holy fuck

02:14:50.820 okay

02:14:51.560 did he say a big guy

02:14:53.500 what's he back

02:14:59.200 they are 10 inches long

02:15:02.280 oh my god

02:15:04.720 he's got 20 inches of cock

02:15:06.540 eight inches soft

02:15:08.760 and they're six and a half inches around

02:15:12.560 the head is seven inches

02:15:14.560 oh my god

02:15:16.060 you've got a three and a half

02:15:17.860 or no you've got a three inch diameter

02:15:19.960 that's fucked

02:15:21.860 oh my god

02:15:22.720 well actually i haven't

02:15:24.440 i'm not i'm not gonna do the mathematical

02:15:26.160 six and a half inches

02:15:27.720 that's ridiculous

02:15:32.240 that's ridiculous

02:15:34.340 seven inches at the

02:15:37.440 two table legs

02:15:38.900 okay fine

02:15:39.700 yeah i'm not gonna do the circumference of pie on here

02:15:42.980 because like i'm not mathematically that capable

02:15:45.500 but that's gonna be

02:15:47.740 i was wondering

02:15:48.860 i was wondering why did you get all i said

02:15:49.860 several

02:15:50.260 because it was about girth

02:15:51.620 and fucking length and girth

02:15:53.080 it's like

02:15:53.360 ah

02:15:53.780 i thought you were gonna say something like

02:15:55.520 fucking like totally gay and shit

02:15:57.500 fucking

02:15:57.960 some

02:15:58.360 some of y'all chicks are sluts

02:16:00.200 you can take a fucking

02:16:02.620 i just braced myself

02:16:04.680 because i thought i was gonna hear something

02:16:06.180 i mean he can take an arm

02:16:07.320 but

02:16:07.880 oh yeah

02:16:09.780 he can take an arm

02:16:10.860 yeah right

02:16:12.380 i don't even know what to say

02:16:14.520 the human body

02:16:16.060 i'm so baffled at the fact

02:16:17.740 i'm baffled at the fact

02:16:19.800 that most guys don't even get one this big

02:16:22.120 this guy got two

02:16:23.220 like i feel like i'm good to go

02:16:28.540 but i'm probably

02:16:30.260 less than fucking ridiculous

02:16:33.780 you know i mean i think every guy is probably

02:16:36.900 you know

02:16:38.320 but

02:16:39.760 holy fuck if you've got a micro peep

02:16:42.240 or like a fucking double dick

02:16:43.920 like i don't know what you're doing with your life

02:16:45.540 i know what i'd be doing

02:16:47.600 so i know what i'd be doing

02:16:49.500 yeah

02:16:49.880 100%

02:16:50.980 well even a micro peep

02:16:53.100 i feel like in porn

02:16:54.560 you could

02:16:55.040 you make some money

02:16:56.160 just because people

02:16:57.340 will want to see how small it is

02:16:59.400 you just

02:17:01.280 you're doing it for the views

02:17:02.580 like

02:17:03.620 what are you gonna do

02:17:06.080 it's true

02:17:07.080 i don't know man

02:17:07.780 growing up in the 80s

02:17:08.740 if i had

02:17:09.320 if i had two decks

02:17:10.560 growing up in the 80s

02:17:11.600 in the way that i was

02:17:13.120 and the 80s were

02:17:14.280 and shit

02:17:14.780 these and stuff

02:17:15.940 like

02:17:16.260 like

02:17:16.940 i would have gotten to a lot of trouble

02:17:18.600 for sure

02:17:19.420 with two decks

02:17:20.240 well you

02:17:21.000 i'd be helicoptering all over the place

02:17:22.800 yeah i would probably be

02:17:25.280 fucking dead or in jail

02:17:26.380 if i had a dick for a day

02:17:27.560 that's all i would do

02:17:28.300 is just sit there

02:17:28.860 and fucking helicopter

02:17:29.800 the thing around

02:17:30.560 and be like

02:17:30.960 it's not that fun

02:17:33.760 it's not that fun

02:17:35.300 no i feel like it is

02:17:37.580 but that's because you have one

02:17:38.920 that you say

02:17:39.220 it's not that fun

02:17:39.780 it's like tits

02:17:40.540 like we're like

02:17:41.320 they're boobies

02:17:42.080 but like i mean

02:17:42.960 you know

02:17:43.320 girls play with their boobies

02:17:44.160 all the time

02:17:44.580 if i had tits for a day

02:17:46.520 i would try and get them

02:17:47.900 rotating in opposite directions

02:17:49.680 like a sigarski

02:17:51.120 like a sigarski helicopter

02:17:53.360 i would not leave the house

02:17:54.880 it's just

02:17:56.800 it's the same

02:17:57.380 like you guys can do a helicopter

02:17:58.600 with your dicks

02:17:59.320 we can do that with our boobies

02:18:00.500 you just

02:18:00.860 it's not hard

02:18:01.780 johnny's like

02:18:02.740 i wouldn't leave the house

02:18:03.620 no

02:18:04.160 if you could suck your own dick

02:18:06.020 you wouldn't leave the house

02:18:07.220 that's how

02:18:08.500 if i was chris in the 80s

02:18:12.420 and i had two dicks

02:18:13.340 i would just have twice the stds

02:18:15.280 if you had two cocks

02:18:17.020 and you could suck them both

02:18:18.400 would you

02:18:19.280 would you leave home

02:18:20.380 probably not

02:18:21.560 i feel like i'd want someone else

02:18:24.040 to suck my dick

02:18:24.960 if i had a dick

02:18:27.500 i wouldn't want to suck my skull

02:18:28.820 i'd want someone else to suck my dick

02:18:31.040 i'd be like

02:18:31.540 suck my dick

02:18:32.300 if you were a dude

02:18:34.440 that had two dicks

02:18:35.560 and could suck your dick

02:18:37.440 would you suck one or two dicks

02:18:39.320 no

02:18:40.340 i wouldn't suck my own dicks

02:18:41.540 because if i had two dicks

02:18:42.580 i'd be like

02:18:43.160 exactly

02:18:43.620 oh that is the most

02:18:46.720 fucked up chubby bunny contest

02:18:48.500 i've ever heard of

02:18:49.560 yeah

02:18:50.700 yeah

02:18:51.340 exactly right

02:18:52.660 okay

02:18:53.360 so next question

02:18:55.040 do you have four balls

02:18:56.760 nuts or testicles

02:18:57.820 no

02:18:59.220 oh yeah here we go

02:19:00.040 just two

02:19:00.840 sweet

02:19:02.080 okay

02:19:02.580 so one ball per neck

02:19:04.040 yes

02:19:04.460 is one cut

02:19:05.740 and the other one uncut

02:19:07.440 nope

02:19:07.760 they're both uncut

02:19:08.720 oh a couple of

02:19:11.620 handeaters

02:19:12.140 multiple times

02:19:13.120 yes

02:19:14.200 whichever one i start with

02:19:15.900 after i come

02:19:16.760 oh

02:19:17.440 i can use the other one

02:19:18.940 immediately and keep going

02:19:20.240 and then switch back

02:19:21.100 and keep going

02:19:21.760 oh that's cheating

02:19:22.540 roughly every five to ten minutes

02:19:26.100 fuck me

02:19:26.980 that's fucking cheating

02:19:28.560 that's cheating

02:19:30.320 yeah

02:19:31.400 that is some bullshit

02:19:32.780 right there

02:19:33.400 i'll tell you that

02:19:34.020 this guy's out here

02:19:34.940 with the fucking game genie

02:19:36.340 what the fuck

02:19:37.360 yeah

02:19:38.140 have you ever put both in a girl

02:19:46.540 you know

02:19:46.920 one in the pink

02:19:47.600 and one in the stink

02:19:48.820 have to

02:19:50.460 many many times

02:19:51.940 also

02:19:52.480 oh god

02:19:53.380 yeah

02:19:54.280 also have put both in the pink

02:19:56.120 or both in the

02:19:56.900 oh god

02:19:59.080 oh god

02:19:59.960 oh god

02:20:00.860 how

02:20:01.340 they're too huge for that

02:20:03.040 you'd rip a person in half

02:20:05.100 conchal

02:20:06.000 conchal

02:20:10.420 i'd like

02:20:11.900 that's he's the king of conchal man

02:20:14.160 right there

02:20:14.660 oh my god

02:20:16.120 how can you date two people

02:20:19.480 does one of them ever get jealous

02:20:20.920 and how does the sex work

02:20:22.280 there's a special kind of understanding

02:20:24.220 that is required to manage a three-way relationship

02:20:26.660 communication is key

02:20:28.200 even if you think it might make things difficult

02:20:30.860 it's always better

02:20:31.760 to be honest and open

02:20:34.060 because then no one has the chance

02:20:37.160 to assume anything

02:20:38.660 oh my god

02:20:39.920 imagine that

02:20:40.840 that is the weirdest thing

02:20:42.180 yeah

02:20:42.420 imagine your ass

02:20:43.580 make the

02:20:44.280 you out of me

02:20:45.200 or whatever

02:20:45.760 i mean that's not good

02:20:46.920 is it

02:20:48.040 but is it his and hers

02:20:48.820 neither of my partners

02:20:49.720 have ever gotten jealous

02:20:50.800 and i've never been jealous

02:20:51.880 of the two of them

02:20:53.000 they were together

02:20:53.700 before they met me

02:20:54.860 my boyfriend realized

02:20:55.980 he was bisexual

02:20:56.780 once it was revealed

02:20:58.200 that i have two cops

02:20:59.360 that's pretty lengthy

02:21:00.240 to explain

02:21:00.880 as for sex

02:21:01.860 between the three of us

02:21:02.820 i'm not willing to go into details

02:21:04.400 as it's personal

02:21:05.140 however

02:21:05.620 we satisfy each other

02:21:07.700 and there is yet to be any problems

02:21:09.280 will you ever post a photo of your face

02:21:13.480 absolutely not

02:21:15.140 i've seen a lot of reactions to this

02:21:17.360 some people are respectful

02:21:18.240 some are angry

02:21:18.840 some are disappointed

02:21:19.720 there's some things

02:21:22.240 that simply cannot be understood

02:21:23.380 well i feel like people get mad

02:21:25.260 because he's got two dicks

02:21:26.520 like i don't understand being angry

02:21:29.200 that he's got two dicks

02:21:30.220 like i don't understand being like

02:21:32.080 why the hell didn't i get two dicks

02:21:33.760 but being angry

02:21:35.540 he has two dicks

02:21:36.420 i'm i'm properly conflicted

02:21:39.400 because like

02:21:40.200 on one hand

02:21:41.580 i'm like

02:21:42.100 aside from the arm up the ass

02:21:44.420 i'm like

02:21:44.820 this is kind of cool

02:21:46.080 minus the gay shit

02:21:47.440 but like

02:21:48.400 yeah right

02:21:48.920 uh

02:21:50.800 it's weird

02:21:52.020 okay well

02:21:52.780 glad

02:21:53.280 glad i didn't go down this road either

02:21:55.440 so

02:21:55.900 yeah

02:21:57.120 it's that much of a

02:21:59.380 it's that much of a circus

02:22:00.740 that it's entertaining

02:22:02.060 no

02:22:02.940 this is like

02:22:03.820 if you go to new brunswick man

02:22:05.760 you take a fucking side road

02:22:07.200 i'll take a side road

02:22:08.460 that used to be clear

02:22:09.720 and you keep driving down

02:22:11.800 this fucking side road

02:22:12.940 and it just gets more

02:22:13.800 the bushes are now scraping

02:22:15.420 the side of your car and shit

02:22:16.820 but there's nowhere to turn around

02:22:19.100 so you have to keep going

02:22:20.580 hopefully that you're gonna find a spot

02:22:24.000 it's gonna be open

02:22:24.860 you can turn around in your car

02:22:25.960 and get the fuck out of there

02:22:26.920 i kind of feel

02:22:28.540 no

02:22:29.500 a lot of roads

02:22:30.440 and like

02:22:30.960 for those who live out in rural canada

02:22:33.440 would understand

02:22:34.100 you can get stuck

02:22:35.580 here

02:22:35.880 hear me

02:22:36.680 hear me

02:22:39.040 i feel like this guy

02:22:40.900 is selfish

02:22:42.240 in the respect

02:22:44.120 that he should pay

02:22:45.520 more fucking attention

02:22:47.260 to the

02:22:48.340 trans community

02:22:49.820 not just

02:22:51.000 the

02:22:51.380 the bisexual community

02:22:53.500 and he should have donated

02:22:55.060 one of them dicks

02:22:55.920 to some chick

02:22:56.580 that wanted one

02:22:57.420 i don't know

02:22:59.040 well

02:23:00.920 is that

02:23:02.140 is that like

02:23:02.820 out of line to say

02:23:03.900 oh

02:23:05.000 no

02:23:05.540 i think you're right

02:23:06.640 no but he's

02:23:07.960 i'm not sure

02:23:08.560 i mean i don't want to take

02:23:09.960 it's you know

02:23:10.520 it's like taking someone's arm

02:23:11.620 i don't feel like

02:23:12.180 we should take his dick

02:23:13.340 but

02:23:14.040 we are born with four arms

02:23:15.520 is this communism

02:23:16.340 yeah

02:23:17.540 okay

02:23:19.960 all right

02:23:20.360 here's another one

02:23:21.780 let's redistribute

02:23:23.080 the dicks

02:23:23.640 let's redistribution

02:23:24.860 of all

02:23:25.380 i think you guys are gonna like this one

02:23:27.180 i'm fascinated by how casual you are about fisting

02:23:30.000 most guys are proud about it

02:23:31.280 first of all

02:23:31.920 what made you realize

02:23:33.020 that was a good thing for you

02:23:34.200 and second

02:23:34.620 you stated that you can take a double fist

02:23:36.640 but how deep can you go

02:23:37.980 oh my god

02:23:39.800 a double fister

02:23:41.360 yeah

02:23:42.240 okay

02:23:42.680 not just an arm

02:23:43.720 it's a double taster

02:23:45.800 it gets really exciting

02:23:47.480 people get freaked out

02:23:48.820 for two reasons usually

02:23:49.840 one

02:23:50.260 they're afraid of what others will think

02:23:51.900 and two

02:23:52.220 they don't understand the act itself

02:23:53.720 i can't remember how much of it i covered in my faq

02:23:56.520 but ultimately it began because of mandatory prostate stimulation

02:23:59.440 to relieve buildup of excess seminal fluids

02:24:01.920 my body doesn't recycle the fluid as fast as the average guy

02:24:05.160 and my prostate is massive by comparison

02:24:06.940 so to relieve dwelling

02:24:08.380 manual massage is required from time to time

02:24:10.700 i tell that shit to my wife

02:24:11.980 what started as a finger turned into two

02:24:14.960 and then after a while

02:24:15.900 and an entire hand and so forth

02:24:17.960 i can take

02:24:19.300 i can

02:24:23.700 okay

02:24:24.420 if anyone clips this i'll find you and punch you in the fucking throat

02:24:28.920 i can take two fists up to around the elbow

02:24:32.240 i've had three to four hands in my ass

02:24:35.800 just around

02:24:37.320 i think we have new clips for the intro

02:24:41.320 okay

02:24:42.980 really what everyone should get out of this

02:24:45.480 besides the obvious

02:24:46.440 is that you shouldn't be concerned about what other people think about you

02:24:49.460 or what makes you happy

02:24:50.480 you may not like it

02:24:51.580 or find it appealing

02:24:53.000 but that's no excuse to be rude or ignorant about it

02:24:55.580 i'm i'm literally trying not to be ignorant

02:24:59.600 i'm asking the most questions possible

02:25:01.540 like that

02:25:04.100 that

02:25:04.380 this is insane

02:25:05.520 i

02:25:06.600 it is insane

02:25:07.840 yeah

02:25:08.260 just a little bit

02:25:09.480 like it's

02:25:11.300 it's hilarious

02:25:12.300 it's

02:25:13.520 insane

02:25:14.200 i feel like

02:25:14.540 this is gonna be a wildly entertaining

02:25:16.920 and informative novel

02:25:18.520 further

02:25:18.880 i mean we

02:25:19.580 we have only just scratched the surface

02:25:21.600 yeah

02:25:21.940 me and a buddy of mine

02:25:28.760 we're gonna move to fucking l.a. man

02:25:30.360 seriously

02:25:30.800 uh

02:25:31.320 why because you had two decks

02:25:32.780 we were

02:25:34.400 no we're gonna go be porn stars

02:25:35.900 man

02:25:36.200 that was our dream

02:25:37.000 we go down and be porn stars

02:25:38.600 we got decks

02:25:39.520 let's go to l.a.

02:25:41.240 yeah

02:25:41.540 we would have been doing that kind of weird shit

02:25:43.720 like

02:25:44.140 right

02:25:45.480 getting fisted

02:25:46.700 oh boy

02:25:47.180 yeah no thanks

02:25:48.960 no thanks

02:25:49.620 i'm uh

02:25:50.300 i'm good

02:25:50.780 i'm good

02:25:52.500 don't

02:25:53.720 don't need

02:25:54.360 uh

02:25:54.740 no fisting

02:25:55.820 no

02:25:56.740 i'm

02:25:57.100 pretty traditional over here

02:25:59.680 i'm good

02:26:00.060 i don't understand the allure

02:26:03.420 i really don't

02:26:06.340 i think we should stop talking about

02:26:08.140 fisting

02:26:09.640 and dicks

02:26:10.540 and let's talk about something

02:26:12.520 other than

02:26:13.680 the double dick dude

02:26:17.040 since

02:26:17.600 yeah

02:26:18.800 so volkswagen just laid off 300,000 people

02:26:21.940 i don't

02:26:22.420 i don't know

02:26:23.820 did they really

02:26:24.860 sure

02:26:25.360 nine

02:26:27.000 that's a good segue

02:26:27.880 nine

02:26:28.700 they did

02:26:30.860 actually

02:26:31.660 yeah

02:26:31.960 they shut down three of their plants in germany

02:26:33.920 if you guys want to truly say

02:26:35.540 yeah

02:26:35.800 three of these plants have never been shut down

02:26:38.380 ever

02:26:38.940 ever

02:26:39.520 um

02:26:40.000 yeah

02:26:41.100 it's like germany is

02:26:42.600 crashing

02:26:43.580 and burning

02:26:44.100 financially right now

02:26:45.460 that sucks man

02:26:46.920 well

02:26:48.000 yeah

02:26:48.940 largely due to

02:26:50.220 american bullshit

02:26:51.400 in ukraine

02:26:52.200 but why are they shutting down volkswagen

02:26:55.120 like there's not

02:26:55.660 the sales aren't down in volkswagons

02:26:57.240 are they

02:26:58.020 everything's down

02:27:00.140 they

02:27:00.340 they can't

02:27:01.240 keep like the plants running

02:27:02.700 for what

02:27:03.220 they

02:27:04.060 optimally run at

02:27:05.460 because the

02:27:06.120 energy prices have gone through the route

02:27:07.940 to do it

02:27:08.440 and so

02:27:10.160 so is the wages

02:27:11.120 and so is everything

02:27:11.980 like all the tariffs

02:27:13.080 and all they

02:27:13.640 to buy the materials

02:27:14.920 and everything

02:27:15.440 wow

02:27:16.700 so they can't keep their people

02:27:18.460 going

02:27:19.340 but you know

02:27:20.280 simultaneously

02:27:21.160 they just invested

02:27:22.480 18

02:27:22.940 i think it was

02:27:23.860 18 million

02:27:24.660 probably not billion

02:27:26.740 maybe billion

02:27:27.600 in a volkswagen

02:27:28.800 battery plant

02:27:29.560 in ontario though

02:27:30.460 oh yeah

02:27:33.060 that was

02:27:34.100 i think it was

02:27:36.540 eight

02:27:37.400 billion

02:27:38.620 but i'm

02:27:41.140 not 100% sure

02:27:42.380 i'm gonna look

02:27:42.980 either or

02:27:44.080 they just laid off a

02:27:44.940 fuck ton of people

02:27:45.660 in their own country

02:27:46.520 and subsidized it

02:27:47.940 offshore to canada

02:27:49.080 that's bullshit

02:27:50.640 to the jeets

02:27:51.940 to the dei hires

02:27:53.740 oh yeah

02:27:56.580 it's in st. thomas

02:27:57.420 actually

02:27:58.420 i

02:27:58.760 i was reading a story earlier

02:28:01.740 uh

02:28:02.540 i was telling sir

02:28:03.040 about his list

02:28:03.720 i guess some dude

02:28:04.640 got a

02:28:05.120 a foreign worker

02:28:05.980 uh

02:28:07.120 but was making the foreign worker

02:28:08.540 pay his own salary

02:28:09.520 he had him paying him

02:28:14.260 just to work for him

02:28:16.180 yeah

02:28:16.540 like he had

02:28:17.280 he had

02:28:17.720 he had the foreign worker

02:28:18.800 give him like

02:28:19.860 thirty thousand dollars

02:28:20.980 or something like that

02:28:21.920 and then basically

02:28:22.560 the guy used that

02:28:23.440 thirty thousand dollars

02:28:24.420 to pay the foreign worker

02:28:25.680 i mean

02:28:27.780 if you had like

02:28:29.120 a rental property

02:28:30.160 i would

02:28:31.440 i'd dei hire

02:28:33.120 and just be like

02:28:33.860 the only caveat

02:28:35.160 is that you gotta rent

02:28:36.240 from me

02:28:36.660 and your rent

02:28:38.040 is your precise wage

02:28:39.480 for like

02:28:39.980 every two weeks

02:28:41.020 that's what they do

02:28:42.500 in a lot of the

02:28:43.040 they're doing

02:28:43.680 yeah

02:28:44.200 they're doing

02:28:45.120 yeah

02:28:45.340 i think they're

02:28:48.540 jerking him off

02:28:49.400 a little bit

02:28:49.940 i think they're

02:28:50.580 fucking

02:28:50.940 charging him

02:28:52.400 probably more

02:28:53.020 but you know

02:28:53.980 they're sleeping

02:28:54.760 they're sleeping

02:28:55.380 in the fucking

02:28:56.000 security shacks

02:28:57.720 and stuff

02:28:58.220 oh yeah

02:28:59.800 the sand group

02:29:01.560 the sand group

02:29:02.380 out in island

02:29:02.960 jason's town

02:29:03.800 got caught

02:29:04.360 fucking

02:29:04.840 doing that

02:29:05.800 they had these people

02:29:07.060 in a fucking

02:29:07.600 area that

02:29:08.560 didn't even have

02:29:09.440 running water

02:29:10.040 or toilets

02:29:10.600 they were just like

02:29:11.340 living in the

02:29:11.900 bat code trailer

02:29:12.760 and then when they got

02:29:14.060 caught

02:29:14.400 they were just like

02:29:15.140 oh you know

02:29:15.660 what you can do

02:29:16.200 you can sleep

02:29:17.160 in the mill

02:29:17.680 and then the

02:29:19.920 buyer inspector

02:29:20.700 caught him in there

02:29:21.440 and was like

02:29:21.980 that's

02:29:22.460 fucked

02:29:23.160 they were

02:29:24.000 shitting and pissing

02:29:24.700 in five gallon

02:29:25.360 pails and buckets

02:29:26.240 in the corner

02:29:26.800 oh yeah

02:29:28.020 security shacks

02:29:28.940 yeah they were

02:29:29.400 these people out here

02:29:30.520 were doing their

02:29:31.080 dishes in a creek

02:29:32.060 and i'm talking

02:29:33.620 it was like a ditch

02:29:34.700 more like a creek

02:29:35.620 more like a creek

02:29:36.360 this is a thing man

02:29:39.020 like

02:29:39.380 like

02:29:40.140 and then we have

02:29:42.860 indians

02:29:43.720 who were not

02:29:44.480 working and living

02:29:45.320 in hotels

02:29:46.380 in four star hotels

02:29:47.600 costing like

02:29:48.400 forty five hundred

02:29:49.080 dollars a month

02:29:49.980 yeah

02:29:51.360 cool

02:29:51.920 cool

02:29:52.720 cool

02:29:53.720 yeah

02:29:54.720 cool beans

02:29:56.220 fuck the germans

02:29:57.380 because you know

02:29:58.380 box wagon

02:30:00.020 doesn't deserve

02:30:00.760 to exist anymore

02:30:01.660 but the rest

02:30:02.540 of it does

02:30:03.140 that's

02:30:04.900 fucking weird

02:30:06.020 that folks

02:30:06.580 like

02:30:06.820 of all of the

02:30:07.840 vehicles

02:30:08.260 like i feel like

02:30:08.920 that's one of the

02:30:09.480 cars that's

02:30:10.100 like

02:30:10.660 shit's gonna

02:30:11.220 pop off

02:30:11.900 old guys

02:30:12.460 i'm telling you

02:30:13.320 but you have to

02:30:14.400 understand i mean

02:30:15.160 when they they

02:30:15.900 targeted hitler

02:30:16.740 the way that they

02:30:17.520 did and he

02:30:18.240 started it

02:30:18.900 and then so

02:30:20.100 like they that

02:30:21.160 why wouldn't they

02:30:21.800 come after that

02:30:22.660 it's it's like

02:30:25.340 going after aunt

02:30:26.100 jemima during the

02:30:27.060 blm riots

02:30:28.240 yeah that was so

02:30:30.820 stupid

02:30:31.240 weird

02:30:31.820 yeah

02:30:33.440 who doesn't love

02:30:34.540 aunt jemima man

02:30:35.520 like uh

02:30:36.240 even aunt jemima

02:30:38.180 was like a

02:30:38.920 beloved

02:30:39.440 person

02:30:40.160 who fucking

02:30:40.960 like

02:30:41.920 you know

02:30:42.700 you know

02:30:43.260 the biggest

02:30:44.520 irony was

02:30:45.320 but

02:30:47.160 yeah

02:30:48.140 the biggest

02:30:50.160 irony is

02:30:50.880 they took a

02:30:51.360 job away

02:30:51.860 from

02:30:52.320 a colored

02:30:55.080 woman

02:30:55.440 because they

02:30:56.340 dropped her

02:30:57.100 right

02:30:57.640 it was like

02:30:58.100 we got rid

02:30:58.540 of we got

02:30:58.900 that we got

02:30:59.320 rid of the

02:30:59.660 indian on the

02:31:00.240 land of lakes

02:31:00.860 like and it's

02:31:01.920 hilarious because

02:31:02.520 they all talk

02:31:03.020 about representation

02:31:03.740 matters and it's

02:31:04.800 like well you

02:31:05.620 just systematically

02:31:06.500 got rid of a

02:31:07.240 bunch of

02:31:07.540 them

02:31:07.780 well yeah i

02:31:10.880 mean you can go

02:31:11.460 a lot farther

02:31:12.060 with it like

02:31:12.980 when you look at

02:31:13.800 the aunt jemima

02:31:14.420 thing of course

02:31:15.180 she came from

02:31:16.280 slavery and

02:31:17.380 like like made

02:31:18.680 a multi-million

02:31:19.620 dollar company

02:31:20.460 back way way

02:31:21.540 back in the day

02:31:22.360 just by making

02:31:23.080 syrup

02:31:23.560 but also like

02:31:25.540 look look at

02:31:26.480 the look at the

02:31:28.160 american military

02:31:28.960 like you've got

02:31:29.840 the comanche jets

02:31:30.780 like the apache

02:31:31.740 helicopters like

02:31:32.840 all these things

02:31:33.720 are named after

02:31:34.760 these natives

02:31:35.420 the atlanta braves

02:31:36.760 they they were

02:31:37.820 all done out of

02:31:39.000 like respect and

02:31:40.400 and dignity for

02:31:41.700 these like

02:31:42.500 acknowledgement for

02:31:43.480 these things right

02:31:44.880 like the red

02:31:45.880 socks

02:31:46.260 you know

02:31:47.560 crazy cat

02:31:51.580 i'm gonna show

02:31:51.940 you guys a cat

02:31:52.760 cat

02:31:53.400 it's the cat

02:31:54.920 this is halloween

02:31:57.200 where is he

02:31:58.600 my point is

02:32:04.580 this this

02:32:05.340 made up

02:32:05.820 racism

02:32:06.560 is so

02:32:07.520 stupid

02:32:07.960 like

02:32:08.700 you know

02:32:10.720 i mean we

02:32:11.220 all know

02:32:11.640 it's meant

02:32:12.100 to divide

02:32:12.600 and shit

02:32:13.040 but

02:32:13.280 at the same

02:32:13.960 point in time

02:32:14.420 it's like

02:32:14.900 fuck me

02:32:15.620 did anyone

02:32:16.260 did anyone

02:32:16.860 of you guys

02:32:17.280 catch greg

02:32:17.940 wycliffe's

02:32:18.700 thing at

02:32:19.480 brock university

02:32:20.260 today

02:32:20.740 that was awesome

02:32:23.820 i caught the

02:32:25.100 end of it

02:32:25.780 yeah fuck i was

02:32:27.240 hoping to catch

02:32:27.760 that cat

02:32:28.300 because he's

02:32:28.820 johnny johnny

02:32:29.660 do you catch

02:32:30.120 it

02:32:30.320 i i caught the

02:32:32.240 very end of it

02:32:32.960 so i'll have to

02:32:33.400 go back and

02:32:33.880 walk yeah i got

02:32:34.700 the end of it

02:32:35.220 too man it

02:32:35.820 sucked because

02:32:36.520 yeah i know

02:32:37.120 it was really

02:32:38.040 good like

02:32:38.760 because he

02:32:39.520 you know

02:32:40.540 fuck if that

02:32:42.060 was me i

02:32:42.860 would have

02:32:43.140 tried i would

02:32:43.740 have just had

02:32:44.520 to like bring

02:32:45.100 up a point

02:32:45.600 here or point

02:32:46.300 to there and

02:32:47.240 like try it

02:32:48.400 like it would

02:32:48.920 have ended up

02:32:49.440 in like an

02:32:49.840 argument and

02:32:51.140 kudos to greg

02:32:51.960 for just just

02:32:53.640 like arguing

02:32:55.000 free speech

02:32:56.060 he was just

02:32:56.920 like look i'm

02:32:57.600 on no side

02:32:58.320 today you

02:32:59.380 know i i

02:33:00.780 just want all

02:33:01.440 your opinion

02:33:02.000 on this and

02:33:03.560 oh he went

02:33:05.260 to school for

02:33:05.880 that shit

02:33:06.340 right he he's

02:33:07.500 a professional

02:33:08.220 when it comes

02:33:08.720 yeah he yeah

02:33:09.620 he is a

02:33:10.260 professional for

02:33:11.180 sure and edgy

02:33:12.600 was his

02:33:13.360 cameraman so

02:33:14.920 you know

02:33:15.480 i saw edgy

02:33:17.300 there too

02:33:17.780 yeah he was

02:33:18.880 he was throwing

02:33:19.620 in some spicy

02:33:20.440 content too and

02:33:21.700 like yes i

02:33:22.960 heard it was

02:33:24.360 awesome man

02:33:25.000 that was a

02:33:25.440 great show

02:33:26.740 on on greg

02:33:27.800 and edgy

02:33:28.220 for doing

02:33:28.700 that i'm

02:33:30.360 not allowed

02:33:30.780 on the

02:33:31.020 so that's

02:33:31.360 why the

02:33:31.580 camera shot

02:33:32.040 so sure

02:33:33.280 brock university

02:33:34.460 yeah that's

02:33:35.860 where i went

02:33:36.180 and got my

02:33:36.540 neuroscience degree

02:33:37.420 but during

02:33:38.300 covet i

02:33:38.780 wouldn't give

02:33:39.160 them my

02:33:39.380 vaccination

02:33:39.740 status so

02:33:40.640 they um

02:33:41.980 are holding

02:33:42.680 my degree

02:33:43.260 and i am i

02:33:44.480 would charge

02:33:44.860 with trespassing

02:33:45.580 if i go on

02:33:46.040 the property

02:33:46.520 oh yeah

02:33:48.020 let's go

02:33:48.800 federal funding

02:33:50.900 there's a whole

02:33:51.740 bunch of

02:33:52.020 things that

02:33:52.340 happened

02:33:52.560 degree was

02:33:52.980 that

02:33:53.280 my

02:33:54.580 neuro

02:33:54.880 what

02:33:55.420 my

02:33:55.820 neuroscience

02:33:56.580 neuroscience

02:33:57.440 okay

02:33:58.560 it was a

02:34:01.100 major neuroscience

02:34:01.760 with a minor

02:34:02.300 in psychology

02:34:03.500 so i focused

02:34:05.460 on neuropsychophimacology

02:34:07.320 basically

02:34:08.200 and yeah

02:34:10.140 sounds trippy

02:34:10.820 man

02:34:11.180 let's do some

02:34:11.880 yeah

02:34:13.520 what a good

02:34:15.600 show though

02:34:16.200 he put on

02:34:16.840 like just

02:34:17.600 not biting

02:34:18.260 on anyone's

02:34:18.960 bullshit

02:34:19.320 just like

02:34:20.480 getting

02:34:21.280 everyone's

02:34:22.780 opinion on

02:34:23.440 c63

02:34:24.300 like the

02:34:25.040 you know

02:34:25.960 the freedom

02:34:26.340 of speech

02:34:26.720 bill

02:34:27.040 and

02:34:27.340 he

02:34:28.460 really

02:34:28.920 he knocked

02:34:29.480 that out

02:34:29.760 of the park

02:34:30.180 good for him

02:34:30.840 it was good

02:34:33.240 that guy

02:34:35.220 who's arguing

02:34:35.780 with the hat

02:34:37.040 was kind of

02:34:37.700 funny

02:34:38.020 the boy

02:34:38.660 scant

02:34:38.860 he wasn't

02:34:39.980 even arguing

02:34:40.580 like the guy

02:34:41.260 kind of came

02:34:41.940 around and

02:34:42.600 then in the

02:34:43.040 end he was

02:34:43.500 just like

02:34:43.820 yeah fuck

02:34:44.240 it

02:34:44.500 give give

02:34:46.000 all women

02:34:46.920 guns

02:34:47.620 i caught

02:34:52.720 that part

02:34:53.460 and then

02:34:54.120 he's like

02:34:54.860 well what

02:34:55.240 about

02:34:55.480 trans women

02:34:56.320 and like

02:34:56.980 he's just

02:34:57.460 like what

02:34:57.920 like you

02:34:58.980 know he

02:34:59.240 started

02:34:59.580 the guy

02:35:00.480 started fraying

02:35:01.240 at the end

02:35:01.840 but he was

02:35:02.580 pretty good

02:35:03.000 for most of

02:35:03.500 it

02:35:04.080 yeah he

02:35:04.560 was

02:35:04.860 he reminded

02:35:07.080 me of a

02:35:08.160 like wish

02:35:09.320 version of

02:35:10.000 that kid

02:35:10.440 from up

02:35:10.960 with all

02:35:11.380 the fucking

02:35:11.860 you know

02:35:13.340 stuff

02:35:14.740 i thought

02:35:15.940 he was

02:35:16.260 moving

02:35:16.620 shakes

02:35:17.040 i thought

02:35:18.720 he was

02:35:18.960 moving

02:35:19.280 shakes

02:35:19.760 kid

02:35:20.220 kitty

02:35:23.020 that comes

02:35:26.960 everywhere

02:35:27.520 seriously i'm

02:35:29.980 the only one

02:35:30.380 here that

02:35:30.700 oh i was

02:35:31.660 gonna say

02:35:32.060 that doesn't

02:35:32.540 have a kitty

02:35:33.100 except for

02:35:34.840 i actually

02:35:35.580 do

02:35:36.240 you guys

02:35:41.700 have kitties

02:35:42.580 i have a

02:35:43.600 kitty

02:35:43.940 yes you

02:35:44.860 do

02:35:45.180 well how

02:35:48.880 do we

02:35:49.080 know

02:35:49.460 chris

02:35:52.080 settle down

02:35:53.060 yeah

02:35:53.960 i have

02:35:55.500 questions

02:35:56.000 how do

02:35:56.620 we know

02:35:56.980 again we

02:35:58.640 don't have

02:35:59.100 an only thing

02:35:59.560 nobody gets

02:36:00.420 to see what

02:36:00.980 the storks

02:36:01.480 are it's

02:36:02.060 not happening

02:36:02.660 i am not

02:36:04.420 i am a

02:36:04.940 nice girl

02:36:05.680 i know

02:36:07.220 you're

02:36:07.620 well

02:36:09.140 maybe you

02:36:11.280 have two

02:36:11.640 dicks

02:36:12.000 maybe you're

02:36:13.180 the two

02:36:14.800 dicks

02:36:15.000 i definitely

02:36:16.520 don't have

02:36:16.980 two dicks

02:36:17.160 i have two

02:36:18.020 dicks right

02:36:18.820 here

02:36:19.740 yeah

02:36:20.160 and one

02:36:21.500 time

02:36:21.860 an arm

02:36:22.380 right now

02:36:22.800 and we

02:36:23.060 wouldn't even

02:36:23.440 know

02:36:23.780 one time

02:36:25.080 we almost

02:36:25.720 got a good

02:36:26.280 viewing point

02:36:27.060 from the

02:36:27.680 reflection in

02:36:28.480 her oven

02:36:29.020 window

02:36:29.620 so you

02:36:31.080 know

02:36:31.300 we're all

02:36:32.820 still over

02:36:33.380 here hoping

02:36:33.920 right

02:36:34.460 that was

02:36:35.200 close

02:36:35.660 that way

02:36:36.920 oh yeah

02:36:37.680 i'm sorry

02:36:42.480 what's that

02:36:43.020 are we

02:36:43.640 talking about

02:36:44.080 are we

02:36:44.380 talking

02:36:44.500 did you

02:36:47.180 guys see

02:36:47.460 one of the

02:36:47.780 first streams

02:36:48.320 when you're

02:36:49.020 back then

02:36:49.480 you didn't

02:36:49.900 actually see

02:36:50.520 anything

02:36:50.880 you didn't

02:36:51.380 get to see

02:36:51.800 the bits

02:36:52.320 no

02:36:52.940 it was that

02:36:53.460 close

02:36:53.820 it was that

02:36:54.880 close

02:36:55.260 we'll go back

02:36:56.560 we should go

02:36:57.480 back and check

02:36:58.100 one day but

02:36:58.860 oh i got that

02:37:00.120 close too once

02:37:00.900 because i laid

02:37:01.440 down when she

02:37:02.000 was walking

02:37:02.460 in the backyard

02:37:03.060 what's wrong

02:37:04.600 with you guys

02:37:05.300 everybody's at

02:37:15.660 my house

02:37:16.320 i've been

02:37:17.240 making food

02:37:17.840 all day

02:37:18.240 running around

02:37:18.920 whatever and

02:37:19.420 it's like

02:37:19.760 fucking it's

02:37:20.420 like 43

02:37:21.120 degrees outside

02:37:22.020 right like

02:37:22.540 it's hot

02:37:23.040 it was really

02:37:24.700 fucking hot it

02:37:25.380 was during the

02:37:25.740 heat wave in the

02:37:26.140 summer it was

02:37:26.380 just before

02:37:26.700 territory right

02:37:27.580 was it after

02:37:28.400 the territory

02:37:28.800 before territory

02:37:29.480 anyway whatever

02:37:30.200 it was after

02:37:32.160 okay all right

02:37:34.700 right

02:37:35.300 i am hot

02:37:36.240 as fucking

02:37:36.680 balls so

02:37:37.540 everybody's

02:37:38.060 here i go

02:37:38.760 to have a

02:37:39.140 shower and

02:37:40.300 then again i

02:37:41.320 go back outside

02:37:42.180 i have no

02:37:42.840 makeup on

02:37:43.360 nothing i'm

02:37:43.880 just wearing a

02:37:44.400 house dress and

02:37:45.660 i start walking

02:37:46.400 out across the

02:37:47.220 yard and

02:37:48.740 chris comes

02:37:49.420 keep in mind

02:37:51.240 there's like i

02:37:51.720 don't know

02:37:51.920 no makeup on

02:37:54.480 picture this

02:37:55.320 no makeup a

02:37:56.820 house dress

02:37:57.340 with a fuck

02:37:57.800 that man

02:37:58.280 but like i

02:38:00.580 love women with

02:38:01.320 no makeup on

02:38:02.040 man i do

02:38:02.700 women when

02:38:03.980 they first get

02:38:04.440 out of the

02:38:04.640 shower oh

02:38:06.300 here we go

02:38:07.340 anyways i'll

02:38:08.020 show it

02:38:08.280 no chris just

02:38:09.400 decides to

02:38:09.960 fucking come

02:38:10.460 fuck

02:38:10.800 month 10

02:38:12.060 from like the

02:38:12.660 whole pile of

02:38:13.240 people lays

02:38:14.240 down in the

02:38:14.820 middle of my

02:38:15.140 yard like

02:38:15.540 this as i'm

02:38:17.400 walking by

02:38:18.160 yeah he just

02:38:19.160 fucking skids

02:38:20.300 like he's

02:38:20.740 sliding into

02:38:21.260 fucking home

02:38:21.860 is going on

02:38:28.980 yeah like

02:38:30.060 seriously i got

02:38:31.720 fucking i got

02:38:32.720 the fucking

02:38:33.080 baseball player

02:38:33.760 over here just

02:38:34.380 sliding right into

02:38:35.340 first so that he

02:38:35.980 can get a fucking

02:38:36.660 glimpse as i'm

02:38:37.400 walking by

02:38:38.000 jesus well i mean

02:38:39.080 that's one way to

02:38:39.920 get to first base

02:38:40.920 yeah well he's

02:38:42.420 hoping to at least

02:38:43.420 get to second

02:38:44.160 that's okay i

02:38:45.300 jumped out of the

02:38:45.860 way

02:38:45.940 just christ

02:38:48.780 yeah

02:38:50.340 fucking great

02:38:52.260 what's going on

02:38:53.600 as it's happening

02:38:54.360 i'm like jumping

02:38:55.060 out of the way

02:38:55.560 and i'm like

02:38:55.860 what's going on

02:38:56.580 here

02:38:56.920 what the fuck

02:38:57.960 it was it was

02:38:59.760 all it was

02:39:00.500 almost as effective

02:39:01.500 as that homeless

02:39:02.260 guy in london

02:39:03.020 yelling at that

02:39:03.720 car to show him

02:39:05.080 her tits

02:39:05.680 show me your

02:39:06.640 tits

02:39:07.080 so fucking good

02:39:11.260 i love it

02:39:12.040 surprised it

02:39:13.260 didn't work

02:39:13.820 i still can't

02:39:15.360 believe they

02:39:15.740 didn't sing

02:39:16.180 one pound

02:39:16.600 fish

02:39:16.940 no this guy

02:39:20.280 was yelling

02:39:20.660 about a whole

02:39:21.200 bunch of shit

02:39:22.000 it was

02:39:22.600 it was

02:39:23.180 no but he

02:39:27.200 was actually

02:39:27.640 making sense

02:39:28.500 which would

02:39:29.200 fucking freak

02:39:29.820 me out

02:39:30.280 because some

02:39:30.620 of the shit

02:39:30.940 he was yelling

02:39:31.340 made sense

02:39:32.040 like

02:39:32.380 ah the

02:39:33.420 government

02:39:33.780 yeah

02:39:34.540 yeah

02:39:36.540 i was

02:39:37.440 listening to

02:39:37.920 something else

02:39:38.540 though

02:39:38.840 it was probably

02:39:40.700 jagmeet

02:39:41.320 sing's dad

02:39:42.140 just like

02:39:43.440 i can't take

02:39:44.260 this shit

02:39:44.680 anymore

02:39:45.140 that's fine

02:39:47.860 does he have

02:39:50.680 a dad

02:39:51.100 i don't know

02:39:52.840 i mean he

02:39:54.680 must

02:39:55.040 somewhere

02:39:56.100 someway

02:39:56.760 somehow

02:39:57.020 i mean

02:39:58.200 well obviously

02:39:59.480 i don't know

02:40:00.280 how they do it

02:40:00.760 over there

02:40:01.100 though

02:40:01.380 i feel like

02:40:02.100 there's all

02:40:02.880 kinds of

02:40:03.220 things that

02:40:03.540 could happen

02:40:03.940 there since

02:40:04.500 you know

02:40:05.920 dolphins

02:40:07.660 and i merely

02:40:09.080 pulled myself

02:40:10.160 over into

02:40:11.380 the cow shit

02:40:12.340 i was born

02:40:13.680 in it

02:40:14.680 yeah

02:40:15.340 so weird

02:40:16.340 i don't

02:40:16.620 know

02:40:16.880 that's what

02:40:18.000 it is

02:40:18.480 it's a lot

02:40:19.340 of weird

02:40:19.740 i got that

02:40:23.220 stupid fish

02:40:23.840 song stuck

02:40:24.360 in my head

02:40:24.760 now

02:40:25.060 five pound

02:40:25.760 tit or

02:40:26.340 one pound

02:40:26.760 fish

02:40:27.160 either one

02:40:28.920 baby

02:40:29.800 come on

02:40:30.520 baby

02:40:31.080 what stream

02:40:33.400 was that

02:40:33.760 on where

02:40:34.100 we did

02:40:34.400 the five

02:40:34.760 pound

02:40:34.980 tit

02:40:35.260 what was

02:40:35.620 that one

02:40:36.060 i don't

02:40:36.920 even remember

02:40:37.400 that would

02:40:38.200 be a good

02:40:38.620 i prefer

02:40:40.580 the tit

02:40:41.340 ladies night

02:40:42.360 thank you

02:40:43.040 michelle

02:40:43.500 all right

02:40:44.160 all right

02:40:45.060 correct

02:40:47.380 yeah i

02:40:48.780 missed it

02:40:49.540 you guys

02:40:50.820 were being

02:40:51.260 awesome

02:40:51.620 yeah

02:40:52.960 well

02:40:54.640 sometimes people

02:40:56.040 like to do

02:40:56.500 things in real

02:40:57.100 life

02:40:57.540 michelle

02:40:58.840 wants to

02:40:59.340 watch it

02:40:59.840 if you don't

02:41:01.020 have time for

02:41:01.900 it you don't

02:41:02.280 have time for

02:41:02.940 it like

02:41:03.300 that's the

02:41:03.680 thing like

02:41:04.020 all of us

02:41:04.660 that were

02:41:05.160 well i

02:41:06.040 shouldn't say

02:41:06.320 all of us

02:41:06.800 because not

02:41:07.240 everyone is

02:41:07.760 included anymore

02:41:08.500 um but

02:41:10.440 most of

02:41:11.720 the people

02:41:12.160 like we

02:41:12.560 do a lot

02:41:12.980 of things

02:41:13.540 in real

02:41:14.060 life like

02:41:14.480 we see

02:41:14.840 each other

02:41:15.260 i mean

02:41:16.020 like at

02:41:17.420 least three

02:41:18.180 or four

02:41:18.400 times a

02:41:18.820 month

02:41:19.100 right

02:41:19.460 yeah

02:41:20.140 al can't

02:41:25.880 al can't

02:41:26.480 be here

02:41:27.100 and johnny

02:41:28.260 fucking

02:41:28.720 no i know

02:41:29.300 that but

02:41:29.680 what i'm

02:41:30.060 saying is

02:41:31.220 that

02:41:31.540 nobody wants

02:41:33.620 to hang out

02:41:33.980 with johnny

02:41:34.380 no nobody

02:41:35.580 wants to

02:41:35.900 shut up

02:41:36.180 everybody wants

02:41:37.020 to fucking

02:41:37.400 hang out

02:41:37.760 with me

02:41:38.500 that's it

02:41:40.260 man

02:41:40.640 like you

02:41:41.140 just be

02:41:41.660 quiet but

02:41:42.200 the thing

02:41:42.560 is that

02:41:43.080 like the

02:41:43.660 only reason

02:41:44.220 we don't

02:41:44.620 do that

02:41:44.980 anymore

02:41:45.380 al i mean

02:41:46.300 from what

02:41:48.140 we've discussed

02:41:48.960 is that we

02:41:49.960 don't have

02:41:50.240 time because

02:41:50.760 we're more

02:41:51.260 concerned like

02:41:51.980 we do stuff

02:41:52.560 in in real

02:41:53.740 life really

02:41:54.520 yeah you're

02:41:55.880 cooking dinner

02:41:56.540 and making

02:41:56.980 sandwiches

02:41:57.560 yeah but

02:41:59.100 hanging out

02:41:59.660 together in

02:42:00.200 real life i

02:42:00.760 mean like

02:42:01.200 yeah

02:42:02.380 no yeah

02:42:03.800 no we

02:42:04.800 i mean it's

02:42:05.840 nice to see

02:42:06.540 everybody and i

02:42:07.400 totally get it

02:42:08.220 like i do

02:42:08.700 miss i do

02:42:09.800 miss the

02:42:10.260 whole you

02:42:10.880 know um

02:42:12.160 but i feel

02:42:12.960 like the

02:42:13.580 you know

02:42:14.380 like i said

02:42:15.100 like we

02:42:15.480 we've sort

02:42:16.220 of gravitated

02:42:16.940 away from

02:42:17.520 doing more

02:42:18.580 of the

02:42:19.280 of the

02:42:20.280 streaming stuff

02:42:20.780 and spending

02:42:21.160 more time

02:42:21.640 doing stuff

02:42:22.120 in real life

02:42:22.740 because i mean

02:42:23.400 that's the whole

02:42:23.780 point we

02:42:24.460 started doing

02:42:25.040 this because

02:42:25.460 we couldn't

02:42:25.840 you know

02:42:26.380 we i think

02:42:27.980 we all have

02:42:28.740 like like

02:42:29.840 regionally i

02:42:30.720 think we all

02:42:31.240 have yeah

02:42:32.380 and you know

02:42:33.740 like same

02:42:34.800 same with that

02:42:35.420 out here i

02:42:35.940 mean we go

02:42:36.340 camping all

02:42:36.860 the time

02:42:37.300 and you

02:42:38.860 know it's

02:42:39.420 pretty cool

02:42:40.040 like last

02:42:41.120 weekend we

02:42:41.600 had a guy

02:42:42.100 and things

02:42:44.340 didn't go as

02:42:45.320 to plan and

02:42:46.280 he's going

02:42:46.700 through some

02:42:47.140 stuff and i'm

02:42:47.740 not going to

02:42:48.140 talk shit about

02:42:48.820 him but you

02:42:50.880 know what i

02:42:51.240 mean it's it

02:42:52.040 was just like

02:42:52.840 okay that was

02:42:54.300 one of the

02:42:54.680 ones prior to

02:42:56.260 that and after

02:42:57.360 this it'll all

02:42:58.340 be good still

02:42:59.360 and uh you

02:43:01.980 know it's just

02:43:02.700 been meeting

02:43:03.180 meeting your

02:43:03.760 people in

02:43:04.220 real life

02:43:04.740 and you

02:43:07.360 know fucking

02:43:07.860 just uh

02:43:08.700 getting finding

02:43:09.600 your friends

02:43:10.140 getting after

02:43:10.820 it going out

02:43:11.920 and doing the

02:43:12.400 things that get

02:43:13.420 get active

02:43:14.100 breathe the air

02:43:14.780 man you know

02:43:15.880 and fostering

02:43:16.660 relationships in

02:43:17.360 real life and

02:43:17.880 creating those

02:43:18.480 communities rather

02:43:19.840 like moving the

02:43:20.700 community from

02:43:22.020 being online

02:43:22.660 excuse me to

02:43:25.400 being and doing

02:43:26.500 those things in

02:43:27.840 real life right

02:43:28.580 we're going on

02:43:29.740 hikes we're doing

02:43:30.480 potlucks we're

02:43:31.140 doing like you

02:43:32.120 know food

02:43:32.600 exchanges and

02:43:33.360 things like that

02:43:34.040 all of that in

02:43:35.440 real life those

02:43:37.000 are the things

02:43:37.480 like like they

02:43:39.900 do man it's a

02:43:42.280 it's a pressure

02:43:43.060 release valve like

02:43:44.680 like when we all

02:43:45.580 get together on

02:43:46.400 the weekends and

02:43:47.100 we all have

02:43:47.580 potlucks and we

02:43:48.320 play fucking board

02:43:49.240 games and and

02:43:50.600 you know half

02:43:51.920 the people if not

02:43:53.240 more don't drink

02:43:54.120 it's not like we're

02:43:54.940 getting together

02:43:55.520 and partying every

02:43:56.500 weekend you know

02:43:57.420 i have a lot

02:43:58.840 back eating

02:43:59.380 s'mores and

02:44:00.140 shit yeah

02:44:00.880 we're having a

02:44:03.600 s'more party oh

02:44:04.640 no call the

02:44:05.500 cops i'm still

02:44:06.980 eating candy from

02:44:07.960 my goodie bag that

02:44:08.920 michelle sent me

02:44:09.680 home with from the

02:44:10.400 party on the

02:44:10.960 weekend

02:44:11.260 yeah well

02:44:13.600 that's the beauty

02:44:16.500 of it like there

02:44:17.280 are people that

02:44:18.260 drink but then

02:44:18.840 there's people that

02:44:19.500 don't drink but

02:44:20.480 the fact that we

02:44:21.200 can all like co

02:44:22.260 intermingle and

02:44:23.500 you know fucking

02:44:25.180 hang out and like

02:44:25.960 have a good

02:44:26.360 weekend is you

02:44:27.600 know paramount i

02:44:29.020 i found it out

02:44:29.920 here i was a you

02:44:31.520 know a part of it

02:44:32.200 with getting it

02:44:32.760 going and you

02:44:33.920 know it's like we've

02:44:34.880 got but it's like

02:44:36.180 the rule of thirds

02:44:37.260 you know you get a

02:44:38.260 hundred that come

02:44:38.960 out to jeremy's

02:44:40.040 you know and and

02:44:41.320 rances and morgans

02:44:42.460 and fairies mean

02:44:43.720 greet you get 30

02:44:45.840 in the group and

02:44:47.940 you get like three

02:44:49.400 well 30 percent of

02:44:51.600 that right so you're

02:44:52.820 getting like 10

02:44:53.700 like that come to

02:44:55.960 these real things

02:44:56.880 like what what you

02:44:58.220 guys have out there

02:45:00.240 is like a huge like

02:45:02.060 it's the biggest

02:45:03.120 contingent of like

02:45:04.700 minded people that

02:45:05.580 is in the country

02:45:06.940 right now yeah

02:45:08.580 dag adjacent or or

02:45:10.900 diagonal on

02:45:11.940 affiliated or however

02:45:13.000 you want to say it

02:45:13.900 you guys have the

02:45:15.140 biggest and leave

02:45:15.900 and leave nurse i've

02:45:18.760 given you a suggestion

02:45:19.940 on how to fix that

02:45:21.700 and what was that

02:45:23.180 suggestion

02:45:23.660 just kick everybody

02:45:25.460 out

02:45:25.880 you're such a

02:45:30.340 dumbass

02:45:30.900 but you're 100

02:45:32.900 percent right and

02:45:33.600 that's the thing

02:45:34.180 right like we're

02:45:34.920 we're lucky that

02:45:36.180 we're in an area

02:45:37.020 where there is a lot

02:45:38.360 of people and it's

02:45:38.920 funny because when

02:45:40.420 i joined or when i

02:45:42.800 joined when i started

02:45:43.680 watching the streams

02:45:44.840 like when i started

02:45:45.440 watching derrick and

02:45:46.260 plat army and and

02:45:47.760 started watching all

02:45:48.440 that stuff and was

02:45:49.160 like yeah like and

02:45:51.500 then started meeting

02:45:52.240 people in real life

02:45:53.240 and realizing that um

02:45:55.820 and it wasn't because

02:45:57.020 like i joined telegram

02:45:58.020 groups or anything like

02:45:58.820 that it was realizing

02:46:00.740 that people that there

02:46:03.060 was a lot of people in

02:46:04.220 a like a large

02:46:05.360 concentration of people

02:46:06.200 in a small area and

02:46:07.680 as soon as you met a

02:46:08.600 few of them you

02:46:09.800 realize that there's a

02:46:11.000 whole bunch more of

02:46:11.760 us and sort of it's

02:46:12.980 like that fucking you

02:46:14.300 know like that

02:46:14.780 shattering glass effect

02:46:15.880 where it's like you're

02:46:17.240 every time it just

02:46:18.320 sort of expands and

02:46:19.380 you meet more people

02:46:20.180 and it's like you

02:46:20.720 realize that there's a

02:46:21.560 lot of people around

02:46:22.480 here and it's great

02:46:23.480 however in saying that

02:46:25.340 there's also there are

02:46:27.500 with anything else

02:46:29.420 there's a large

02:46:29.940 majority of people who

02:46:30.820 are not here for the

02:46:31.600 right reasons who

02:46:32.260 are not you know who

02:46:33.700 have a very different

02:46:34.800 persona online than

02:46:36.420 they actually represent

02:46:37.280 in real life there's a

02:46:38.360 lot of people pretending

02:46:39.300 to be things that they

02:46:40.340 aren't and sort of

02:46:42.420 filtering out those

02:46:43.560 things and finding the

02:46:44.680 people who are actually

02:46:45.960 your friends actually

02:46:47.320 actually actually

02:46:48.720 actually is like the

02:46:52.260 key thing excuse me

02:46:54.340 right so that's where

02:46:56.600 I think that we're

02:46:57.400 super lucky in this

02:46:58.980 area and I think that

02:47:00.440 you guys are in out

02:47:01.720 at Western Vancouver

02:47:02.960 too but I don't think

02:47:04.020 you have quite as many

02:47:04.840 but like we have a lot

02:47:06.540 of a lot of really good

02:47:10.000 people who are always

02:47:11.460 willing to like there's

02:47:14.580 never a lack of of

02:47:16.040 communication between

02:47:16.780 people there's always

02:47:17.620 people talking there's

02:47:18.380 always things going on

02:47:19.480 and if somebody needs

02:47:20.780 help there's always

02:47:21.340 people that are going

02:47:21.980 to help them I found

02:47:23.900 that like every time I

02:47:25.880 have needed support for

02:47:28.300 something I know that

02:47:30.320 I'm able to I know that

02:47:33.080 I can come to multiple

02:47:35.280 of my dag friends I know

02:47:37.580 that every single time I

02:47:38.820 need something I can come

02:47:40.000 to those people because

02:47:41.840 my family right those

02:47:44.520 people haven't been

02:47:45.220 there for me so this is

02:47:46.640 my chosen family 100%

02:47:48.660 and like I haven't been

02:47:52.100 let down I shouldn't say

02:47:53.960 that I have been let

02:47:55.000 down by a couple of

02:47:55.840 people

02:47:56.220 sure shit happens they

02:48:00.060 know who they are they

02:48:00.980 get rid of that

02:48:01.840 those are those are the

02:48:03.520 growing pains and you

02:48:04.820 know even the guy that

02:48:06.100 pulled up this weekend

02:48:07.940 and like made made a

02:48:10.360 problem kind of like we

02:48:12.220 we didn't even shun the

02:48:13.600 guy like it was just

02:48:14.860 like look buddy like

02:48:16.000 clearly you're going

02:48:16.660 through some stuff and

02:48:18.800 we know you are because

02:48:20.140 you let us know 300

02:48:21.160 times

02:48:21.780 yeah but you know like

02:48:24.740 we we're out here for a

02:48:26.040 good time and and like

02:48:27.560 read the room kind of

02:48:28.640 thing and it was just

02:48:30.660 one of those where like

02:48:31.820 we nobody hates the guy

02:48:33.360 we wish him

02:48:33.980 but I learned how to read

02:48:37.320 the room a long fucking

02:48:38.400 time ago

02:48:38.980 like you know he's he's

02:48:41.640 not like hated by anyone

02:48:43.120 it's just we all wish him

02:48:44.540 the best but like you

02:48:46.260 you know you you got a

02:48:47.600 sort of kind of figure

02:48:48.480 your stuff out and then

02:48:50.640 you know maybe in the

02:48:51.920 future you do your thing

02:48:53.100 right like where I'm

02:48:55.120 still I'll still talk to

02:48:58.020 the guy I don't have any

02:48:58.960 problems with him I just

02:49:00.040 thought

02:49:00.320 man you know

02:49:01.640 when someone

02:49:02.620 when someone's going

02:49:03.700 through something like

02:49:04.680 they'll fucking

02:49:05.380 they'll vent and vent

02:49:07.020 and vent

02:49:07.640 like I do it too I

02:49:09.300 repeat myself

02:49:10.080 and I complain

02:49:11.220 he just you know

02:49:13.040 like

02:49:13.460 I'm just saying

02:49:14.380 when you went

02:49:14.960 it's like coming to

02:49:16.700 to a free stone party

02:49:18.140 and just being super

02:49:19.760 negative

02:49:20.200 the whole time

02:49:21.320 and everyone's just

02:49:22.760 gonna everyone's gonna

02:49:23.920 be like that's

02:49:24.820 dude we didn't come here

02:49:26.040 for this

02:49:26.580 you know

02:49:27.520 everybody's having a

02:49:28.720 tough time

02:49:29.260 if you need support

02:49:29.960 yeah

02:49:30.200 yeah

02:49:30.660 and you know

02:49:33.580 we've all been there

02:49:34.700 for him and I think

02:49:35.700 most of us still will

02:49:36.780 be but like in the

02:49:37.880 capacity that like

02:49:39.000 maybe

02:49:40.480 they just grab

02:49:41.660 and start dancing

02:49:42.400 like

02:49:42.680 the German sparkle

02:49:44.440 party

02:49:44.900 I don't know about

02:49:47.480 that but like

02:49:48.360 at the end of the

02:49:49.520 day it's no big

02:49:50.480 real fucking deal

02:49:51.540 it's just like

02:49:52.400 you know

02:49:53.060 we

02:49:53.520 when we meet up

02:49:55.020 and like

02:49:55.560 I mean this

02:49:56.420 like you guys

02:49:57.720 too

02:49:58.060 it's like

02:49:58.600 everyone's here

02:49:59.240 for a good time

02:50:00.080 not a

02:50:00.700 not a pity party

02:50:03.160 not a dramatic

02:50:04.080 time

02:50:04.560 we know we're all

02:50:05.400 going through shit

02:50:06.120 everyone's got

02:50:06.800 their own shit

02:50:07.440 party

02:50:07.880 we're all

02:50:08.600 there to support

02:50:09.520 each other

02:50:09.960 and spend that

02:50:10.560 time

02:50:11.080 exactly

02:50:11.580 being together

02:50:13.040 right

02:50:13.760 good idea

02:50:15.180 good idea

02:50:16.200 but you can't

02:50:17.860 be so comfortable

02:50:18.660 with people

02:50:19.400 that you're just

02:50:20.440 like complaining

02:50:22.260 for three days

02:50:24.140 straight

02:50:24.540 we're here

02:50:27.020 for you

02:50:27.660 but at a

02:50:28.660 certain point

02:50:29.240 like

02:50:29.660 everyone's

02:50:31.200 heard enough

02:50:31.720 of it

02:50:32.160 you know

02:50:33.200 you can

02:50:35.360 help somebody

02:50:36.760 but you can't

02:50:37.540 enable people

02:50:38.540 that's where you

02:50:41.340 get into the

02:50:41.840 tough love

02:50:42.280 scenario

02:50:42.740 right

02:50:43.060 so

02:50:43.340 India

02:50:45.220 is fucking

02:50:47.860 awesome

02:50:48.340 if you ever

02:50:49.740 do it man

02:50:50.280 it's fucking

02:50:50.800 hilarious

02:50:51.300 just drop

02:50:52.980 drop the

02:50:53.720 little yellow

02:50:54.200 man

02:50:54.580 anywhere in

02:50:55.260 India

02:50:55.500 man

02:50:55.780 it's just

02:50:57.240 fucking

02:50:57.660 hilarious

02:50:58.140 what are you

02:50:58.900 talking about

02:50:59.380 you're talking

02:51:00.300 about like

02:51:00.660 googler

02:51:01.400 yes

02:51:02.800 India

02:51:03.360 yeah

02:51:04.180 you just

02:51:04.700 take the

02:51:04.940 little yellow

02:51:05.380 man

02:51:05.640 and go

02:51:05.880 drop him

02:51:07.180 in the middle

02:51:07.460 of fucking

02:51:07.820 anywhere in

02:51:08.320 India

02:51:08.600 and then

02:51:09.060 there you

02:51:09.320 go

02:51:09.500 there's garbage

02:51:10.160 my point

02:51:10.880 is

02:51:11.220 it's not

02:51:11.740 about this

02:51:12.280 guy

02:51:12.560 it's about

02:51:13.040 the community

02:51:13.700 that we're

02:51:14.140 in

02:51:14.420 right

02:51:15.100 and we're

02:51:16.100 all super

02:51:17.040 tight

02:51:17.340 we all wish

02:51:18.080 the best

02:51:18.420 on everyone

02:51:18.980 but you

02:51:20.440 know

02:51:20.600 you gotta

02:51:21.660 fucking

02:51:21.960 keep your

02:51:22.260 shit together

02:51:22.740 a little

02:51:23.040 bit

02:51:23.320 and

02:51:23.680 yeah

02:51:26.520 and if

02:51:26.820 you can't

02:51:27.320 take the

02:51:27.660 time

02:51:27.860 we fight

02:51:28.580 each other

02:51:29.020 out

02:51:29.260 hey

02:51:30.820 listen

02:51:32.060 come here

02:51:32.580 let's go

02:51:33.860 fucking

02:51:34.520 shut the

02:51:35.060 fuck up

02:51:35.440 or you're

02:51:35.740 gonna get

02:51:36.000 one

02:51:36.240 you fucking

02:51:36.940 want one

02:51:37.480 you're gonna

02:51:38.080 get one

02:51:38.500 want one

02:51:39.080 yeah

02:51:39.820 except

02:51:40.500 we weren't

02:51:41.780 willing to

02:51:42.300 let it get

02:51:42.660 to that

02:51:42.960 point

02:51:43.240 yeah

02:51:43.940 you know

02:51:45.760 so

02:51:46.180 you just

02:51:47.640 you back

02:51:48.120 away

02:51:48.400 slowly

02:51:48.960 like homer

02:51:49.720 into the

02:51:50.100 hedge

02:51:50.480 and you

02:51:51.540 just go

02:51:51.960 okay

02:51:52.380 for now

02:51:53.380 it's

02:51:53.740 that's

02:51:54.280 where we're

02:51:54.600 at

02:51:55.080 but that's

02:51:57.160 the thing

02:51:57.480 though

02:51:57.700 is

02:51:57.940 is the

02:51:58.520 actual

02:51:59.080 get together

02:51:59.720 is not

02:52:00.240 the fucking

02:52:00.720 time or

02:52:01.700 place

02:52:02.060 right

02:52:02.340 because

02:52:02.660 that's

02:52:03.060 the whole

02:52:03.760 point of

02:52:04.160 that

02:52:04.300 like I

02:52:04.620 know

02:52:04.780 the whole

02:52:05.060 point

02:52:05.320 for me

02:52:05.820 is

02:52:06.360 it's

02:52:07.320 to get

02:52:07.700 the fuck

02:52:08.340 out

02:52:08.760 and get

02:52:09.760 out of

02:52:10.020 my head

02:52:10.440 for a little

02:52:10.860 while

02:52:11.240 and fucking

02:52:11.780 relax

02:52:12.560 have a good

02:52:13.720 time

02:52:13.980 with like-minded

02:52:15.120 people

02:52:15.520 it's a

02:52:15.840 yeah

02:52:16.920 it's a place

02:52:17.680 where I can

02:52:18.200 get away

02:52:18.880 from thinking

02:52:19.680 about those

02:52:20.400 things

02:52:20.820 right

02:52:21.720 like that

02:52:22.480 that's what

02:52:22.940 it is

02:52:23.280 for me

02:52:23.740 is it

02:52:24.340 it's like

02:52:24.860 this is

02:52:25.320 my reprieve

02:52:26.280 this is

02:52:26.860 some people

02:52:27.620 who just

02:52:28.100 need to be

02:52:28.900 able to

02:52:29.640 like some

02:52:31.360 people don't

02:52:31.960 understand that

02:52:33.040 because they're

02:52:33.680 not there

02:52:34.300 like there's

02:52:35.120 some people

02:52:35.520 who were

02:52:35.880 broken and

02:52:36.400 hurt and

02:52:36.740 need that

02:52:37.320 from somebody

02:52:38.360 else and

02:52:38.740 that's why

02:52:39.180 they're looking

02:52:39.800 for that

02:52:40.340 in that

02:52:40.740 environment

02:52:41.280 where they're

02:52:41.780 just like

02:52:42.880 begging for

02:52:43.880 someone to

02:52:44.360 help them

02:52:44.980 in an environment

02:52:45.940 where there's a

02:52:46.520 lot of people

02:52:46.960 going

02:52:47.320 but this

02:52:48.460 isn't the

02:52:48.800 place

02:52:49.180 yeah

02:52:50.120 and that's

02:52:51.200 the thing

02:52:51.540 it's like

02:52:52.060 there was

02:52:52.860 six or seven

02:52:54.540 of us that

02:52:55.080 went out there

02:52:55.820 like had

02:52:56.880 I mean it's

02:52:57.640 pissing rain

02:52:58.260 it's windy

02:52:58.760 as fuck

02:52:59.380 we're camping

02:53:00.280 in the middle

02:53:00.680 of the woods

02:53:01.100 and we're all

02:53:01.540 having a good

02:53:01.980 time

02:53:02.340 and one guy

02:53:03.780 like kind of

02:53:04.320 poisoned the

02:53:04.920 well

02:53:05.200 and it was

02:53:07.460 like

02:53:07.820 and but he

02:53:09.160 he wasn't a new

02:53:10.240 member he wasn't

02:53:11.140 like he's

02:53:11.780 one of the OGs

02:53:13.040 yeah he's

02:53:13.740 just going

02:53:14.160 through some

02:53:14.660 shit right

02:53:15.280 now and

02:53:16.500 that that's

02:53:17.600 kind of just

02:53:18.260 I don't know

02:53:18.760 how else to

02:53:19.340 say that

02:53:19.800 since the way

02:53:20.280 it goes

02:53:20.800 you know

02:53:22.160 we can only

02:53:24.140 I've been

02:53:24.360 working on

02:53:25.040 it

02:53:25.800 message me

02:53:27.600 why are you

02:53:31.820 gonna yell

02:53:32.380 at me

02:53:33.220 I already

02:53:37.680 did it

02:53:38.320 Jesus

02:53:38.900 Christ

02:53:39.500 I'm

02:53:45.000 fucking

02:53:45.500 on it

02:53:46.220 I was

02:53:46.760 already

02:53:47.260 fucking

02:53:47.880 on it

02:53:48.460 all right

02:53:48.960 I'm

02:53:49.820 trying to

02:53:50.220 say

02:53:50.380 I'm

02:53:51.280 on my

02:53:51.660 street

02:53:51.980 I'm

02:53:52.220 and Jason

02:53:52.720 will say

02:53:53.140 it the best

02:53:53.720 like

02:53:54.100 you have

02:53:54.760 advice over

02:53:55.380 and over

02:53:55.720 and the

02:53:55.940 person makes

02:53:56.420 no effort

02:53:56.780 to train

02:53:57.260 this guy

02:53:58.060 right here

02:53:58.560 you know

02:53:58.900 I'm not

02:53:59.260 mentioning

02:53:59.600 names

02:53:59.980 and I'm

02:54:00.260 not

02:54:00.400 talking

02:54:00.700 shit

02:54:01.000 but

02:54:01.300 he'll

02:54:01.920 he'll

02:54:02.160 tell you

02:54:02.480 the best

02:54:02.920 I'm

02:54:03.720 super

02:54:04.020 high

02:54:04.440 let's

02:54:06.240 hear it

02:54:06.440 Jason

02:54:06.700 hi

02:54:07.980 buddy

02:54:08.260 but

02:54:08.740 but let's

02:54:09.720 let me

02:54:11.040 just put

02:54:11.360 it this

02:54:11.600 way

02:54:11.860 let me

02:54:12.540 just put

02:54:12.860 it this

02:54:13.100 way

02:54:13.360 is

02:54:13.760 there's

02:54:14.260 this

02:54:14.440 there's

02:54:14.780 a certain

02:54:15.160 point

02:54:15.660 where

02:54:16.460 somebody

02:54:16.880 has to

02:54:17.280 say

02:54:17.480 something

02:54:17.900 still

02:54:19.860 getting

02:54:20.040 my

02:54:20.220 feedback

02:54:20.680 there we

02:54:23.100 go

02:54:23.160 you're

02:54:23.420 right

02:54:23.600 there's

02:54:24.820 something to

02:54:25.160 say

02:54:25.440 no but

02:54:26.940 when

02:54:27.160 but when

02:54:27.880 it's

02:54:28.500 listen

02:54:29.580 this isn't

02:54:30.060 the first

02:54:30.380 time I've

02:54:30.660 been out

02:54:31.020 with this

02:54:31.440 gentleman

02:54:31.780 and

02:54:32.440 Al's

02:54:33.400 absolutely

02:54:33.960 right

02:54:34.300 I feel

02:54:34.700 terrible

02:54:35.080 about what

02:54:35.520 happened

02:54:35.880 and

02:54:36.180 you know

02:54:37.380 I handled

02:54:38.180 it

02:54:38.480 the best

02:54:39.280 way I

02:54:39.600 knew how

02:54:40.060 and I

02:54:41.280 didn't feel

02:54:41.700 like it

02:54:41.980 was going

02:54:42.320 well

02:54:42.620 and how

02:54:44.260 do you

02:54:44.480 handle a

02:54:44.920 situation

02:54:45.320 like that

02:54:45.880 you know

02:54:46.160 without being

02:54:46.640 an asshole

02:54:47.640 without turning

02:54:48.380 into a

02:54:48.880 fucking fist

02:54:49.420 fight or

02:54:49.920 stabbing or

02:54:51.180 shooting or

02:54:51.800 something

02:54:52.060 right

02:54:52.340 it's difficult

02:54:54.380 exactly you

02:54:55.280 don't know who

02:54:55.680 you're dealing

02:54:56.040 with sometimes

02:54:56.680 right

02:54:57.120 yeah you

02:54:57.800 never know

02:54:58.280 if it'll go

02:54:58.780 that far

02:54:59.300 right

02:54:59.520 and people

02:54:59.860 want to be

02:55:00.260 able to

02:55:00.560 use their

02:55:01.040 weird feelings

02:55:01.700 right now

02:55:02.220 to be able

02:55:02.720 to

02:55:03.020 but if

02:55:04.140 you start

02:55:04.460 escalating

02:55:05.120 if you

02:55:05.820 start

02:55:06.000 escalating

02:55:06.560 anything

02:55:06.880 these days

02:55:07.460 you never

02:55:07.780 know

02:55:08.060 right

02:55:08.440 yes

02:55:09.380 so you

02:55:10.240 better be

02:55:10.600 fucking

02:55:10.960 prepared

02:55:11.380 and I

02:55:11.980 wasn't

02:55:12.240 prepared

02:55:12.540 for that

02:55:12.860 that's not

02:55:13.240 why I

02:55:13.660 fucking

02:55:13.960 organized

02:55:14.860 yeah but

02:55:17.900 people that's

02:55:18.540 the thing

02:55:18.820 like when

02:55:19.140 people again

02:55:20.080 when people

02:55:20.560 are hurt

02:55:21.080 and people

02:55:21.500 are broken

02:55:21.960 they don't

02:55:22.560 know it's

02:55:23.120 hard for

02:55:23.580 people to

02:55:24.000 deal and

02:55:24.420 they they're

02:55:24.840 not you

02:55:25.640 know people

02:55:26.260 they're they're

02:55:27.900 not you're

02:55:28.740 emotionally and

02:55:29.620 and cognitively

02:55:31.040 disrupted when

02:55:32.920 you're not

02:55:33.480 thing like you're

02:55:34.300 not eating

02:55:35.580 properly you're

02:55:36.560 in like a

02:55:37.140 fight or flight

02:55:37.860 like you're

02:55:38.340 mentally unstable

02:55:39.700 all of those

02:55:40.520 things

02:55:41.020 I've been in

02:55:41.600 many

02:55:41.760 I've been in

02:55:43.420 many fight or

02:55:44.180 flight

02:55:44.480 stress

02:55:44.940 so you know

02:55:46.740 you know

02:55:47.140 and if the

02:55:47.760 guy's going

02:55:48.160 through mental

02:55:48.720 issues for

02:55:50.200 other

02:55:50.540 we're not

02:55:52.780 going to get

02:55:53.160 into a shit

02:55:53.680 but you know

02:55:54.360 for example

02:55:54.940 a month ago

02:55:56.500 me and

02:55:56.880 me and Al

02:55:58.360 and Al

02:55:59.060 me and Al

02:55:59.880 and our wives

02:56:01.100 went camping

02:56:01.780 together

02:56:02.240 and we spent

02:56:03.440 two days together

02:56:04.260 out there in the

02:56:04.820 bush and we

02:56:05.800 had the fucking

02:56:06.500 best time

02:56:07.260 we sat around

02:56:07.920 we cooked

02:56:08.520 we bullshitted

02:56:09.260 we did some

02:56:09.800 fishing we

02:56:10.560 listened to some

02:56:11.700 music whatever

02:56:12.460 we had a great

02:56:13.160 time

02:56:13.560 but immediately

02:56:15.660 when you have

02:56:16.440 that person

02:56:16.980 who's in that

02:56:17.540 dark spot

02:56:18.320 and and is

02:56:20.160 projecting that

02:56:21.480 onto the

02:56:22.400 entire group

02:56:23.140 we had quite

02:56:23.960 we had turnout

02:56:24.600 of new guys

02:56:25.320 this weekend

02:56:25.780 we've and

02:56:26.880 a couple of

02:56:27.860 guys I hadn't

02:56:28.440 camped with

02:56:28.940 before and it

02:56:29.600 was like I

02:56:30.000 really wanted to

02:56:30.920 hang out with

02:56:31.860 these guys but

02:56:32.440 unfortunately

02:56:32.980 it felt like it

02:56:35.140 was just being

02:56:35.740 one negative

02:56:36.720 person

02:56:37.200 yeah well

02:56:38.240 you could ignore

02:56:40.360 him but it's

02:56:41.120 just like he

02:56:41.620 doesn't let you

02:56:42.180 ignore him

02:56:42.740 it's relentless

02:56:43.560 right

02:56:44.440 it's relentless

02:56:45.180 yeah

02:56:45.600 when someone's

02:56:46.780 needing

02:56:47.140 there's a time

02:56:48.820 and a place

02:56:49.400 right

02:56:49.800 resolution

02:56:50.540 yeah

02:56:51.300 but again

02:56:52.980 it's hard

02:56:53.400 you don't have

02:56:53.980 that

02:56:54.240 you don't

02:56:54.660 you're looking

02:56:55.860 for help

02:56:56.540 you're not

02:56:57.260 looking for

02:56:57.880 you're not

02:56:58.360 there's no time

02:56:59.000 and place

02:56:59.360 no no no

02:57:00.580 this is a perfect

02:57:01.800 case of holy

02:57:02.660 fuck my house

02:57:03.280 is burning

02:57:03.640 my house is

02:57:04.160 burning

02:57:04.460 you're like

02:57:04.920 hey step out

02:57:05.580 of your house

02:57:06.000 and he's like

02:57:06.360 no no no

02:57:06.840 my house is

02:57:07.440 burning

02:57:07.720 I just want

02:57:08.360 to stay

02:57:08.600 in here

02:57:08.960 because that's

02:57:10.480 basically what

02:57:11.320 without getting

02:57:12.140 into it

02:57:12.580 that's basically

02:57:13.120 what it

02:57:13.380 it's a victim

02:57:13.820 mentality

02:57:14.340 if they don't

02:57:15.000 want to do

02:57:15.380 anything then

02:57:15.900 you can't

02:57:16.240 help them

02:57:16.600 multiple people

02:57:18.100 tried to reason

02:57:19.080 with him

02:57:19.740 like during

02:57:21.780 the time

02:57:22.300 and it just

02:57:22.800 wasn't he

02:57:23.940 wasn't hearing

02:57:24.800 any of us

02:57:25.620 yeah

02:57:26.220 and it was

02:57:27.100 just like okay

02:57:27.800 well then that's

02:57:28.760 that then

02:57:29.400 you know where

02:57:30.340 do you go

02:57:30.920 from there

02:57:31.340 but that's what

02:57:32.780 that's what us

02:57:33.380 men do we go

02:57:34.420 out and do

02:57:35.140 these things

02:57:35.740 for mental

02:57:37.120 health fucking

02:57:38.140 reasons man

02:57:39.100 to go out

02:57:39.680 and just leave

02:57:40.800 all your troubles

02:57:41.620 back in the city

02:57:42.460 there bud

02:57:42.920 you're back

02:57:43.400 you're out in

02:57:43.840 the fucking

02:57:44.100 country now man

02:57:44.980 let's go

02:57:45.480 we're fishing

02:57:46.600 we're catching

02:57:47.600 fish

02:57:48.140 we're hanging

02:57:48.920 out

02:57:49.320 got bonfire

02:57:51.000 that's that's

02:57:52.260 what men do

02:57:53.300 and that's

02:57:54.320 that's when

02:57:54.800 you just

02:57:55.160 I've never

02:57:56.640 quiet to be

02:57:57.660 honest with you

02:57:58.260 I didn't want

02:57:59.320 to fucking

02:57:59.640 talk to people

02:58:00.260 that was one

02:58:01.480 of the things

02:58:01.940 I said to him

02:58:02.780 Chris I was

02:58:03.360 like I came

02:58:03.960 over here to

02:58:04.420 have fun and

02:58:05.240 relax with my

02:58:06.140 friends and

02:58:07.760 he he just

02:58:09.660 do do do do

02:58:10.840 do do do do

02:58:11.860 well you even

02:58:14.260 said do I look

02:58:15.300 like I need to

02:58:15.900 make new friends

02:58:16.920 like because he

02:58:17.400 got it was

02:58:18.040 trying to invite

02:58:18.880 other people out

02:58:19.580 there anyways

02:58:20.080 but yeah

02:58:20.940 and I just

02:58:22.520 I don't need to

02:58:25.460 make new friends

02:58:26.180 I don't need

02:58:26.720 to make new

02:58:27.120 friends I need

02:58:27.560 to be able to

02:58:27.880 sit and fucking

02:58:28.420 hear the friends

02:58:29.800 I'm sitting around

02:58:30.340 the fire with

02:58:31.000 you know that

02:58:32.360 we've been

02:58:32.700 planning this for

02:58:33.360 two months

02:58:33.840 some guys will

02:58:34.660 bring their tunes

02:58:35.320 I don't even

02:58:35.960 want to hear

02:58:36.320 I don't want to

02:58:37.160 hear like that one

02:58:37.920 I just want to

02:58:38.360 hear the fucking

02:58:38.880 looms you hear

02:58:39.860 the looms at

02:58:40.520 the lake man

02:58:41.220 it's fucking

02:58:41.580 nice I want to

02:58:42.620 hear nature

02:58:43.360 I don't want to

02:58:44.280 hear music

02:58:44.760 but you know

02:58:47.820 what some guys

02:58:48.460 like to listen to

02:58:49.100 tunes and I'm

02:58:49.660 not going to ruin

02:58:50.220 an evening over

02:58:50.840 tunes whatever I

02:58:51.780 can fucking I

02:58:52.840 can I can't hear

02:58:54.440 you talking that's

02:58:55.100 fine doesn't matter

02:58:56.080 and I brought

02:58:56.900 that up and

02:58:57.540 it's like oh

02:58:58.040 what Jason

02:58:58.720 can't hear oh

02:59:00.080 yeah well I

02:59:00.960 can't so I

02:59:02.560 don't know you

02:59:03.620 don't like and

02:59:04.040 I'm the type of

02:59:04.920 I'm the type of

02:59:05.620 guy though that

02:59:06.220 I'll just you

02:59:07.340 know I'm not a

02:59:07.940 fucking alpha I'm

02:59:09.340 not a beta I'm a

02:59:10.200 fucking sigma you

02:59:11.520 know I'll keep my

02:59:12.300 mouth shut I'll

02:59:14.520 keep my mouth shut

02:59:15.260 until I get

02:59:16.460 fucking it needs

02:59:18.140 to be said

02:59:18.700 and we both

02:59:20.040 Jason Jason Jason

02:59:22.300 what was the

02:59:23.100 middle part what's

02:59:24.680 up I didn't hear

02:59:25.560 the middle part

02:59:26.000 was middle part

02:59:26.660 the alpha

02:59:30.040 fucking sigma

02:59:31.260 shit I'm not

02:59:33.320 an alpha I'm

02:59:34.040 not a fucking

02:59:34.600 beta I'm a

02:59:35.640 sigma so

02:59:37.000 what's the

02:59:37.320 sigma

02:59:37.640 the sigma is a

02:59:40.420 guy you don't

02:59:40.780 want to fuck

02:59:41.220 with right

02:59:42.600 but is it

02:59:43.860 right I'm not

02:59:46.420 out to prove

02:59:47.000 anything I don't

02:59:47.560 have to show you

02:59:48.180 who I am I

02:59:48.920 am who I am

02:59:50.140 and I know who

02:59:50.680 I am and I'm

02:59:51.580 okay with who I

02:59:52.320 am so I don't

02:59:52.920 need to prove to

02:59:53.820 anybody but

02:59:54.420 I'll struggle

02:59:55.200 snuggle you

02:59:55.820 Taz

02:59:56.280 yeah you

02:59:57.860 would

02:59:58.140 oh my god

02:59:59.840 don't don't

03:00:00.860 threaten him with

03:00:01.380 a good time

03:00:01.960 but that's what

03:00:05.580 that was I mean

03:00:06.540 everyone was so

03:00:07.380 passive aggressive

03:00:08.360 with him until

03:00:09.100 they weren't

03:00:09.740 and yeah that's

03:00:11.960 the problem it

03:00:12.980 was for good

03:00:13.640 reason that

03:00:14.640 people were just

03:00:15.620 like look like

03:00:17.340 had enough you

03:00:20.000 know

03:00:20.140 it's how you

03:00:20.560 learn to you

03:00:21.200 man it's how you

03:00:21.860 learn and if you

03:00:23.220 and if you like the

03:00:24.100 guy or whatever

03:00:25.140 well I do like the

03:00:26.220 guy that's the

03:00:26.760 problem I it's

03:00:28.480 called tough love

03:00:29.380 for fuck's sakes

03:00:30.200 man it was more

03:00:31.560 than that

03:00:31.940 like uh

03:00:32.560 fucking that's the

03:00:35.140 problem though when I

03:00:36.080 went out there and I

03:00:36.760 he showed up I was

03:00:37.680 I mean it also

03:00:39.020 depends too I guess

03:00:40.060 if

03:00:40.400 man that's the

03:00:46.520 other thing too

03:00:47.080 alcohol was a

03:00:48.340 factor too right

03:00:49.320 like that

03:00:49.800 well I don't even

03:00:50.440 think it was I

03:00:51.240 don't even think

03:00:51.700 that was the

03:00:52.180 factor

03:00:52.560 I'll second Jason

03:00:55.900 on that it's like

03:00:56.700 it's like he almost

03:00:57.560 got better the more

03:00:58.480 he drank but

03:00:59.260 yeah

03:01:00.160 yeah there was

03:01:03.260 just a lot of

03:01:03.900 shit going on

03:01:04.600 there

03:01:04.960 I think it's

03:01:07.460 other issues but

03:01:08.280 you know

03:01:09.100 outside of what we

03:01:10.500 did it had nothing

03:01:11.180 to do with us that

03:01:11.820 was the problem

03:01:12.400 right

03:01:12.680 yeah

03:01:13.520 yeah

03:01:14.140 I get where he's

03:01:15.460 at though like

03:01:16.200 it was like I've

03:01:17.840 been told because

03:01:18.860 I've had my best

03:01:19.700 friend

03:01:20.000 yeah absolutely

03:01:20.900 I just

03:01:22.380 years ago I'm

03:01:23.180 talking about

03:01:23.520 decades ago I've

03:01:24.780 had my best

03:01:25.340 friend I was

03:01:26.960 lucky enough to

03:01:27.660 have a boyfriend

03:01:28.360 hauled me aside

03:01:29.820 at a party said

03:01:30.500 dude you're gonna

03:01:30.960 get your ass

03:01:31.520 kicked here if you

03:01:32.040 don't shut the

03:01:32.480 fuck up you know

03:01:33.700 you're complaining

03:01:34.440 too much you're

03:01:35.140 whining too much

03:01:35.940 you're talking

03:01:36.380 about politics

03:01:37.140 you're talking

03:01:37.540 about this

03:01:37.960 I've been told

03:01:38.460 that before too

03:01:39.240 right

03:01:39.500 just like

03:01:42.320 just like

03:01:43.120 anybody else

03:01:43.700 usually you

03:01:44.420 get louder

03:01:44.960 usually when

03:01:45.640 somebody tells

03:01:46.200 you that

03:01:47.020 yeah when

03:01:47.760 someone told

03:01:48.320 yeah yes

03:01:49.460 yes

03:01:50.000 typically

03:01:50.420 and then you're

03:01:52.700 the asshole

03:01:53.120 the next day

03:01:53.740 and if that's

03:01:54.360 who you want

03:01:54.760 to be then

03:01:55.280 I'm not that

03:01:55.900 guy anymore

03:01:56.380 that's who I

03:01:56.840 was when I

03:01:57.240 was 23 years

03:01:58.120 old

03:01:58.720 yeah

03:01:59.020 I'm 48

03:01:59.940 years old

03:02:00.440 I don't want

03:02:00.840 to be hanging

03:02:01.220 around with

03:02:01.720 fucking kids

03:02:02.420 45 year old

03:02:04.300 men who are

03:02:04.780 acting like

03:02:05.220 20 year olds

03:02:06.400 I know

03:02:06.700 but waking up

03:02:07.260 with your

03:02:07.500 pillow stuck

03:02:08.020 to your face

03:02:08.620 isn't fun

03:02:09.180 I don't want

03:02:12.820 to be

03:02:13.040 we all took

03:02:15.660 steps to

03:02:16.200 avoid that

03:02:16.840 like you

03:02:17.840 know

03:02:18.140 Jason fucked

03:02:19.780 it up early

03:02:20.380 in the night

03:02:20.900 I made it

03:02:22.340 to about 11

03:02:23.080 I fucking

03:02:23.960 snapped and

03:02:24.620 said some

03:02:25.040 shit and then

03:02:25.700 I was just

03:02:26.120 like I'm

03:02:26.440 going to bed

03:02:26.880 man

03:02:27.180 I'm fucking

03:02:28.440 going to bed

03:02:28.960 I can't

03:02:29.380 I can't

03:02:29.680 even be up

03:02:30.080 anymore

03:02:30.380 with you

03:02:30.700 and so

03:02:32.500 I just

03:02:32.780 took myself

03:02:33.320 to my

03:02:33.640 truck

03:02:33.920 and I

03:02:35.260 woke up

03:02:35.680 in the

03:02:35.900 morning

03:02:36.220 and this

03:02:37.060 guy's just

03:02:37.480 walking around

03:02:38.100 with his

03:02:38.440 fucking phone

03:02:39.200 like like

03:02:40.560 doing a

03:02:40.940 discord

03:02:41.320 fucking

03:02:41.940 stream

03:02:42.540 like talking

03:02:43.780 to himself

03:02:44.380 I was like

03:02:45.760 okay like

03:02:46.540 things are

03:02:47.080 out of control

03:02:47.780 here like

03:02:48.380 I gotta go

03:02:49.580 I have to

03:02:50.280 I have to

03:02:50.800 leave now

03:02:51.360 you know

03:02:52.620 me and Jason

03:02:53.220 packed up

03:02:53.820 and we

03:02:54.080 left

03:02:54.440 like

03:02:56.700 some people

03:02:58.220 that are

03:02:58.840 within this

03:02:59.480 community

03:02:59.920 you may not

03:03:00.920 know so

03:03:01.360 great

03:03:01.780 they're going

03:03:03.040 through some

03:03:03.440 shit and it

03:03:04.120 triggers some

03:03:04.740 stuff and

03:03:06.140 you know it's

03:03:07.000 just time to

03:03:07.560 walk away

03:03:08.060 and we can't

03:03:09.320 all get along

03:03:10.160 just so you

03:03:10.760 fucking know

03:03:11.660 well that too

03:03:12.780 man

03:03:13.140 I mean

03:03:15.360 but listen

03:03:16.160 you don't have

03:03:16.560 to be an

03:03:16.900 asshole when

03:03:17.460 you walk

03:03:17.780 away like

03:03:18.120 you don't

03:03:18.320 have to burn

03:03:18.720 you don't

03:03:19.120 have to burn

03:03:19.600 the guy to

03:03:20.040 the ground

03:03:20.440 like oh

03:03:20.960 yeah I'm

03:03:21.380 gonna fall

03:03:21.740 up on you

03:03:22.620 and fucking

03:03:23.140 get fucked up

03:03:23.920 or anything

03:03:24.240 like no

03:03:24.700 just walk

03:03:25.260 away

03:03:25.600 and say

03:03:26.360 okay it

03:03:26.820 was fine

03:03:27.180 I wasn't

03:03:27.540 really looking

03:03:27.940 for a friend

03:03:28.460 when I

03:03:28.720 met you

03:03:29.180 and I'm

03:03:30.660 not really

03:03:31.040 at a loss

03:03:31.580 so have

03:03:33.680 a nice life

03:03:34.220 I wish you

03:03:34.680 the best

03:03:35.080 that's all

03:03:35.620 I care

03:03:36.280 about

03:03:36.500 like I

03:03:36.820 don't want

03:03:37.660 to bad

03:03:37.980 mouth him

03:03:38.880 he's actually

03:03:42.980 a good guy

03:03:43.600 just like

03:03:44.520 with real

03:03:45.820 issues right

03:03:46.720 now

03:03:47.100 you know

03:03:48.600 that's what

03:03:49.560 I think

03:03:49.940 there's a good

03:03:50.740 friend of mine

03:03:51.320 up the street

03:03:51.900 for me man

03:03:52.660 he's an

03:03:53.080 awesome dude

03:03:53.780 um

03:03:55.320 I can't

03:03:56.820 hang out

03:03:57.180 with him

03:03:57.460 anymore

03:03:57.820 because

03:03:58.960 the last

03:04:00.080 time

03:04:00.540 we hung

03:04:01.320 out

03:04:01.580 well

03:04:01.840 last time

03:04:02.400 we were

03:04:02.900 we seen

03:04:04.760 each other

03:04:05.060 well I've

03:04:05.420 seen him

03:04:05.680 many times

03:04:06.180 but I'm just

03:04:06.540 saying

03:04:06.700 I went to

03:04:07.740 move a

03:04:08.340 antique stove

03:04:09.440 with him

03:04:09.820 once

03:04:10.140 my job

03:04:11.380 was to

03:04:12.020 just go

03:04:12.880 and supervise

03:04:14.480 I don't

03:04:15.100 think he was

03:04:15.680 privy to that

03:04:16.420 knowledge

03:04:17.300 but whatever

03:04:18.340 I went there

03:04:20.320 I brought my

03:04:20.920 fucking

03:04:21.320 two by fours

03:04:22.420 and six by

03:04:23.360 what are the

03:04:23.740 fucking boards

03:04:24.600 I needed to get

03:04:25.220 because they were

03:04:26.400 going to slide it

03:04:27.060 off the fucking

03:04:27.680 back of the truck

03:04:28.440 it's 400 pounds

03:04:30.140 man

03:04:30.440 at least

03:04:31.940 and uh

03:04:34.120 yeah so I

03:04:36.020 fucking went and

03:04:38.080 supervised and

03:04:39.020 yeah they fucked it up

03:04:40.000 right from the get go

03:04:40.760 it's hilarious

03:04:42.860 like watching other guys

03:04:44.080 fucking move heavy shit

03:04:45.180 like um

03:04:46.460 I couldn't move that

03:04:47.740 fucking goddamn thing

03:04:48.820 and I told uh

03:04:49.920 Jim

03:04:50.200 I could move that thing

03:04:51.960 off your truck by myself

03:04:53.300 put it on a dolly and

03:04:54.740 move it to where you want it

03:04:55.740 by myself

03:04:56.460 and put it back on your

03:04:57.940 fucking truck

03:04:58.580 like

03:04:59.980 without really busting a nut

03:05:01.960 if you know what you're

03:05:02.980 doing you can do it

03:05:04.340 you work smart not hard

03:05:07.280 I've moved heavy

03:05:08.500 fucking objects before

03:05:09.680 so anyways

03:05:10.800 so these fuckers are

03:05:12.140 fucking taking the

03:05:12.960 damn thing off the

03:05:13.680 back of the truck

03:05:14.220 so I go and take a

03:05:15.600 break I'm sitting over

03:05:16.520 my buddy's steps

03:05:17.480 having a smoke

03:05:18.360 and uh

03:05:21.420 and my buddy Matt

03:05:23.080 fucking

03:05:23.540 is like hey what are you

03:05:25.040 doing what's been

03:05:25.600 I still don't have a

03:05:26.360 smoke or whatever

03:05:26.960 I mean I shut the

03:05:27.560 fuck up asshole

03:05:28.300 man I'm supposed to

03:05:28.860 move it

03:05:29.120 and then

03:05:30.180 and then it just

03:05:31.380 got beep beep

03:05:32.020 beep beep beep

03:05:32.480 now now we're in

03:05:34.220 this room now

03:05:34.920 right

03:05:35.760 fucking

03:05:37.300 no man

03:05:39.220 I can't

03:05:39.700 as soon as you say

03:05:40.440 shut the fuck up to

03:05:41.340 somebody man you

03:05:42.020 gotta expect it to

03:05:42.800 come back at you

03:05:43.460 like

03:05:43.780 dude I don't want to

03:05:45.340 knock him out

03:05:46.000 because he told

03:05:46.980 he told me

03:05:48.140 he told me I'll

03:05:49.060 fucking I will

03:05:49.760 knock you out

03:05:50.380 where you stand

03:05:51.100 like dude I'm

03:05:52.260 over here

03:05:52.760 I'll fucking knock

03:05:53.940 you out faster

03:05:54.580 than you can

03:05:54.940 fucking stand

03:05:55.400 as well

03:05:55.680 I was gonna

03:05:56.300 leap over the

03:05:56.960 fucking boat

03:05:57.520 there was a

03:05:58.260 boat

03:05:58.520 upturned boat

03:05:59.400 right there

03:05:59.900 I was gonna

03:06:00.520 jump off that

03:06:01.380 and fucking do

03:06:01.900 a superman

03:06:02.440 on his ass

03:06:02.880 like

03:06:03.340 time to go

03:06:04.820 though then

03:06:05.340 that's your

03:06:06.440 key to leap

03:06:07.040 but he's my

03:06:08.220 friend

03:06:08.580 and I can't

03:06:10.620 I like the guy

03:06:11.480 and I can't

03:06:12.220 hang out with him

03:06:13.000 because

03:06:14.080 we will end up

03:06:15.500 fucking doing

03:06:16.120 fighting

03:06:16.620 well see that's

03:06:17.920 that's where I'm at

03:06:18.500 with this guy

03:06:19.000 and you know what

03:06:19.560 I mean there was a

03:06:20.400 point in the afternoon

03:06:21.140 where I looked over

03:06:22.240 at Al and I said

03:06:22.840 hey man I hope

03:06:23.340 I'm not coming

03:06:23.800 across as an

03:06:24.460 asshole but I'm

03:06:25.180 really fed up

03:06:25.700 with this guy

03:06:26.240 and honestly man

03:06:28.020 if I hadn't had

03:06:28.720 three or four beers

03:06:29.580 already I would

03:06:30.180 be fucking

03:06:30.660 leaving

03:06:31.100 but unfortunately

03:06:32.420 I was in the

03:06:34.600 same boat

03:06:35.140 I was in the

03:06:35.980 same boat

03:06:36.480 and I

03:06:36.760 that's what I

03:06:37.960 said to Jason

03:06:38.640 like dude

03:06:39.440 yeah I mean

03:06:40.320 I get it

03:06:41.060 like we can

03:06:42.400 maybe move

03:06:42.940 campsites

03:06:43.640 but he'll

03:06:44.080 probably just

03:06:44.660 come over

03:06:45.140 there

03:06:45.460 yeah well

03:06:47.220 it was not

03:06:48.580 bad man

03:06:49.180 it was uncomfortable

03:06:50.740 man that's all

03:06:51.720 well you know

03:06:53.140 what man

03:06:53.640 at the end

03:06:54.860 like this is

03:06:56.120 the fucking

03:06:56.660 part like

03:06:57.860 I heard him

03:06:58.880 tell you some

03:06:59.780 shit

03:07:00.080 when I was

03:07:01.280 like getting

03:07:02.180 up and I

03:07:02.800 was like

03:07:03.140 all right

03:07:03.460 I gotta get

03:07:03.960 out of this

03:07:04.360 truck

03:07:04.720 case something

03:07:06.020 happens

03:07:06.660 we clean up

03:07:08.480 all your

03:07:08.980 you know

03:07:09.700 or like I

03:07:10.320 tried to help

03:07:10.900 you clean up

03:07:11.360 your shit

03:07:11.660 you were just

03:07:12.200 throwing it in

03:07:13.240 your truck man

03:07:13.960 and yeah

03:07:14.860 you knocked on

03:07:17.480 the buddy's

03:07:18.520 window over there

03:07:19.300 like hey

03:07:19.900 we're leaving

03:07:21.440 you gave me

03:07:22.680 a hug

03:07:23.100 and you said

03:07:23.880 sorry about

03:07:24.560 that

03:07:24.940 and I was

03:07:25.680 like me too

03:07:26.320 man

03:07:26.940 like that

03:07:27.520 he's

03:07:28.220 that was

03:07:28.640 fucking really

03:07:29.260 shitty man

03:07:29.980 like I

03:07:31.020 don't know

03:07:31.600 it there

03:07:32.340 was seven

03:07:32.900 people involved

03:07:33.720 it wasn't

03:07:34.160 just us

03:07:34.700 and I

03:07:35.560 know but

03:07:35.960 there was

03:07:36.660 seven people

03:07:37.220 there was

03:07:37.580 only fucking

03:07:38.160 two of us

03:07:38.720 left by the

03:07:39.240 end of the

03:07:39.580 day because

03:07:40.820 everybody left

03:07:41.360 because of

03:07:41.760 that right

03:07:42.300 and I

03:07:42.820 that's not

03:07:43.300 what I had

03:07:43.680 in mind

03:07:44.040 I thought

03:07:44.820 we were

03:07:45.020 gonna have

03:07:45.260 a good

03:07:45.560 good fucking

03:07:46.320 fun weekend

03:07:46.920 and we

03:07:47.240 did have

03:07:47.620 some fun

03:07:48.200 but

03:07:48.500 I felt

03:07:52.360 really my

03:07:52.840 safety was

03:07:53.380 threatened for

03:07:53.980 a few minutes

03:07:54.520 there and I

03:07:54.900 didn't like that

03:07:55.400 feeling

03:07:55.700 well he

03:07:56.800 he did

03:07:57.620 threaten you

03:07:58.360 so

03:07:58.640 Jesus Christ

03:08:00.280 yeah

03:08:00.520 yeah

03:08:01.540 and that's

03:08:02.800 why like

03:08:03.420 as a dag

03:08:04.380 like he

03:08:05.220 what dag

03:08:05.880 threatens another

03:08:06.500 dag

03:08:06.900 all right

03:08:08.440 yeah you

03:08:08.920 you threaten

03:08:09.700 me you better

03:08:10.220 fucking run

03:08:11.380 but it's not

03:08:14.780 even that

03:08:15.300 it's not

03:08:15.680 even that

03:08:16.180 that wasn't

03:08:17.020 the time or

03:08:17.580 the place to

03:08:18.180 be doing it

03:08:18.760 it was that

03:08:19.280 was like

03:08:19.760 fucking we

03:08:20.560 all just woke

03:08:21.220 up and

03:08:22.060 it's like

03:08:22.580 Jason and I

03:08:23.780 are just

03:08:24.100 leaving

03:08:24.440 they you

03:08:26.420 know

03:08:26.580 we had enough

03:08:27.100 fuck yeah

03:08:27.980 I went to bed

03:08:28.600 at like 930

03:08:29.540 I was just

03:08:29.980 like I can't

03:08:30.400 be up this

03:08:31.220 fucking retarded

03:08:32.040 I can't I

03:08:33.140 took three beers

03:08:33.860 to bed and

03:08:34.360 just laid in my

03:08:34.900 bed and

03:08:35.240 listened to

03:08:35.640 fucking Donald

03:08:36.240 Trump and

03:08:36.720 Joe Rogan

03:08:37.260 for three

03:08:37.680 hours

03:08:38.020 there you go

03:08:39.400 yeah sometimes

03:08:41.500 you have to

03:08:41.860 remove yourself

03:08:42.400 from the

03:08:42.660 situation

03:08:43.100 I totally

03:08:44.720 did man

03:08:45.280 everybody else's

03:08:46.380 I couldn't

03:08:47.080 leave it was

03:08:47.760 fucking raining

03:08:48.360 so hard you

03:08:49.360 couldn't even

03:08:49.760 like walk away

03:08:50.640 like there's no

03:08:51.620 point yeah

03:08:51.980 yeah exactly

03:08:52.980 stupid like

03:08:54.640 I won't drink

03:08:56.100 no absolutely

03:08:56.800 not 100%

03:08:58.100 like that

03:08:58.460 it's definitely

03:08:59.080 not worth it

03:09:00.320 no man I

03:09:02.900 mean you know

03:09:03.500 my story I

03:09:04.100 just fucking

03:09:04.700 finished paying

03:09:05.240 $25,000 for

03:09:06.740 the last time I

03:09:07.400 thought that was a

03:09:08.020 good idea

03:09:08.400 not fucking

03:09:09.700 happening

03:09:10.160 it's expensive

03:09:11.900 I don't drive

03:09:12.140 anymore

03:09:12.420 no question

03:09:12.980 I get one

03:09:14.260 DUI and I

03:09:15.160 stop driving

03:09:15.940 period

03:09:16.320 that's why I

03:09:16.820 don't I

03:09:17.160 whenever I come

03:09:18.420 to Chris's

03:09:18.840 parties I

03:09:19.300 don't drink

03:09:20.220 yeah that's

03:09:22.240 what I do

03:09:22.540 if I'm going

03:09:23.040 out yeah

03:09:23.960 I'm going

03:09:24.460 out I

03:09:24.960 don't drink

03:09:25.480 I bring all

03:09:26.520 my different

03:09:26.900 flavored

03:09:27.180 bubles

03:09:27.540 no we got

03:09:28.820 coffee we

03:09:29.620 get you

03:09:30.680 always have a

03:09:31.320 wonderful coffee

03:09:32.060 bar I always

03:09:32.720 drink a couple

03:09:33.260 of coffees before

03:09:34.160 I get in the

03:09:36.480 truck and have

03:09:37.000 my ride home but

03:09:37.860 yeah I mean

03:09:38.880 it's just

03:09:39.360 I don't think

03:09:41.080 this weekend's

03:09:41.880 issue was sparked

03:09:42.840 by alcohol

03:09:43.540 necessarily like

03:09:44.680 sometimes that's

03:09:45.360 definitely a factor

03:09:46.100 but I don't think

03:09:46.840 this was it

03:09:47.400 I think it was

03:09:48.100 just other

03:09:49.200 yeah because

03:09:50.080 like I just

03:09:50.600 I just know

03:09:51.500 like there's

03:09:52.020 there's been a

03:09:52.740 lot of people

03:09:53.160 I've seen it

03:09:53.920 like when they

03:09:54.660 get onto that

03:09:56.000 fucking train of

03:09:56.940 thought it's

03:09:57.720 because they get

03:09:58.240 all drunk and

03:09:59.000 then it just

03:09:59.620 gets worse and

03:10:00.340 worse and worse

03:10:01.020 as the night

03:10:01.520 progresses

03:10:02.000 well he actually

03:10:02.660 seemed to get

03:10:03.140 better as he

03:10:04.120 got drunk

03:10:04.620 he just

03:10:05.240 quieted down

03:10:05.980 I can actually

03:10:07.600 confirm this

03:10:08.460 because I've

03:10:08.940 probably known

03:10:09.540 him one of the

03:10:11.440 longest in the

03:10:12.180 group

03:10:12.460 he stayed at the

03:10:15.100 house like

03:10:16.580 he's fucking

03:10:17.540 I've helped him

03:10:19.280 out I helped him

03:10:19.940 move into his

03:10:20.600 apartment like

03:10:21.400 you know he's

03:10:23.080 never I've never

03:10:24.020 seen that out of

03:10:25.440 this guy and

03:10:27.600 we've always

03:10:28.500 like had beers

03:10:29.660 and doobies

03:10:30.640 and he's

03:10:32.040 never been like

03:10:32.800 that so

03:10:34.180 you know

03:10:35.880 something else

03:10:36.620 is going on

03:10:37.240 here

03:10:37.520 yeah I was

03:10:39.060 just gonna say

03:10:39.560 like it's

03:10:39.960 obviously it's

03:10:41.300 obviously a case

03:10:42.180 of like something's

03:10:42.980 going on that he

03:10:43.820 just can't

03:10:45.640 you know separate

03:10:46.540 right well I

03:10:48.060 I don't know if

03:10:48.860 it's mental

03:10:49.360 shut it off for

03:10:50.180 a weekend

03:10:50.660 yeah I don't

03:10:52.600 know if it's

03:10:53.100 mental or if

03:10:54.340 it's um

03:10:55.140 maybe he's got

03:10:57.120 another substance

03:10:58.480 that he's using

03:11:00.220 that he's not

03:11:01.140 showing people

03:11:02.420 I don't know

03:11:05.040 man it almost

03:11:05.720 seems like

03:11:06.280 it almost seemed

03:11:07.440 like mental illness

03:11:08.240 to me I don't

03:11:08.860 know but it

03:11:09.620 seemed like

03:11:10.100 bipolar but

03:11:11.060 bipolar

03:11:11.620 manic yeah

03:11:13.760 yeah because

03:11:14.280 he wasn't really

03:11:15.240 drinking heavy

03:11:15.980 he drinks heavy

03:11:16.760 that guy he

03:11:17.360 wasn't drinking

03:11:17.980 heavy so

03:11:19.140 yeah and

03:11:19.960 it was being

03:11:20.760 fucking nuts

03:11:21.320 when he wasn't

03:11:21.920 drinking so

03:11:22.500 that's pretty

03:11:23.300 much uh

03:11:23.920 that's I

03:11:25.020 don't know

03:11:26.000 but that's

03:11:26.960 not my

03:11:27.220 place to

03:11:27.620 determine

03:11:28.040 no I

03:11:29.160 I'm no

03:11:29.560 I'm no

03:11:29.960 doctor either

03:11:30.540 but that's

03:11:30.960 what I

03:11:31.180 mean where

03:11:31.620 like I've

03:11:32.760 thought about

03:11:33.140 this and

03:11:33.620 it's like

03:11:34.000 oh I don't

03:11:34.420 know if

03:11:34.680 there was

03:11:35.040 like crack

03:11:35.620 involved or

03:11:36.500 like what he

03:11:37.120 was doing

03:11:37.540 there but

03:11:38.100 oh I

03:11:40.020 haven't thought

03:11:40.520 of that

03:11:40.980 yeah I

03:11:42.020 I don't know

03:11:43.460 if he was

03:11:43.960 doing like

03:11:44.480 drugs of any

03:11:45.280 kind like

03:11:45.980 because he

03:11:46.500 kept disappearing

03:11:47.280 to the back

03:11:47.800 of his car

03:11:48.460 that's true

03:11:49.480 oh okay

03:11:50.320 there you go

03:11:51.040 yeah okay

03:11:51.980 maybe

03:11:52.600 yeah

03:11:53.500 yeah

03:11:54.120 because as

03:11:54.960 soon as you

03:11:55.380 said I

03:11:56.620 don't know if

03:11:56.900 there's crack

03:11:57.440 involved I'm

03:11:58.260 like well did

03:11:59.120 he where's he

03:12:00.220 going oh he

03:12:00.600 would he

03:12:01.160 wouldn't sit

03:12:01.560 down and

03:12:02.120 then oh I

03:12:03.100 don't even

03:12:03.360 want to get

03:12:03.700 into it on a

03:12:04.220 couple

03:12:04.400 no

03:12:04.920 is he a

03:12:07.240 fidgety fella

03:12:08.020 no

03:12:08.660 it doesn't

03:12:11.000 matter

03:12:11.360 how about

03:12:12.580 those

03:12:12.820 unfortunately

03:12:13.520 sometimes people

03:12:15.080 have um

03:12:16.260 some things

03:12:17.840 that we can't

03:12:18.480 help them with

03:12:19.220 and hopefully

03:12:19.920 they find the

03:12:20.520 help that they

03:12:20.960 need but

03:12:21.680 you guys did

03:12:22.360 the right thing

03:12:23.060 by being

03:12:23.740 there and

03:12:24.840 you know

03:12:25.360 we all wish

03:12:26.320 the guy

03:12:26.680 but you

03:12:27.360 engaged it

03:12:28.260 right and

03:12:31.160 you put up

03:12:31.640 with them

03:12:32.020 because that's

03:12:32.940 because that's

03:12:33.380 how you are

03:12:33.940 you know how

03:12:34.940 cards against

03:12:35.700 humanity

03:12:36.180 I have this

03:12:38.000 other card game

03:12:38.720 called disturbed

03:12:39.440 friends

03:12:40.000 oh I saw

03:12:41.180 that

03:12:41.440 so a

03:12:43.720 sleepover

03:12:44.280 with my

03:12:44.940 friends would

03:12:46.400 probably involve

03:12:47.680 a

03:12:48.340 readings from

03:12:50.600 the bible

03:12:51.100 and hot

03:12:51.680 tea

03:12:52.100 b

03:12:54.000 dropping

03:12:55.000 acid

03:12:55.500 and dissecting

03:12:56.640 frogs

03:12:57.280 or c

03:12:59.360 snuff porn

03:13:01.180 and a very

03:13:02.220 dark basement

03:13:03.300 who gets to

03:13:05.200 pick the first

03:13:05.760 one can I

03:13:06.300 pick hot tea

03:13:07.040 well you can

03:13:08.600 pick whatever

03:13:09.080 you want

03:13:09.640 it's a b or

03:13:10.300 c so everybody

03:13:11.020 has to put it

03:13:11.720 in the chat

03:13:12.140 what they think

03:13:12.660 i'll take b

03:13:13.480 i'll take b

03:13:14.660 i'm going b

03:13:15.920 i'm going c

03:13:19.140 c on this

03:13:20.120 one

03:13:20.440 snuff porn

03:13:21.500 and a dark

03:13:21.940 paper

03:13:22.100 okay

03:13:23.260 dropping acid

03:13:25.060 and dissecting

03:13:25.780 frogs is b

03:13:26.640 and reading the

03:13:27.660 bible and hot

03:13:28.420 tea is a

03:13:29.000 i don't know

03:13:30.040 i feel like

03:13:30.860 don't even let

03:13:32.520 me go

03:13:33.020 comment

03:13:33.820 so did i

03:13:35.040 win or what

03:13:35.820 like what

03:13:36.280 happened there

03:13:36.820 this sucks

03:13:37.960 i can't even

03:13:38.500 comment

03:13:38.920 i feel like

03:13:41.940 everybody thinks

03:13:43.940 it's going to

03:13:44.360 be the

03:13:44.600 fucking b

03:13:45.160 okay so

03:13:45.940 mine's b

03:13:46.560 anyways i

03:13:47.080 can't

03:13:47.300 so tell me

03:13:47.960 this

03:13:48.320 sarah

03:13:49.860 you're much

03:13:51.140 younger than

03:13:51.620 me but not

03:13:52.360 that much

03:13:52.840 younger

03:13:53.180 do you drop

03:13:54.240 acid

03:13:54.680 do you go to

03:13:55.520 the club and

03:13:56.040 drop acid

03:13:56.720 did you just

03:13:57.340 say that i'm

03:13:57.760 younger

03:13:57.960 no because

03:13:58.380 acid is

03:14:00.180 fucking

03:14:00.440 48 years

03:14:01.920 old

03:14:02.240 you're obviously

03:14:03.080 younger than

03:14:03.560 me

03:14:03.800 yeah

03:14:04.840 dude

03:14:06.280 so you

03:14:06.920 fucked up

03:14:07.960 if that's

03:14:08.420 what you

03:14:08.680 think

03:14:09.040 what i

03:14:13.540 wouldn't put

03:14:13.960 her i

03:14:14.340 wouldn't put

03:14:14.780 her a day

03:14:15.320 over fucking

03:14:16.060 25

03:14:16.760 what is wrong

03:14:19.140 oh you

03:14:19.600 suck hole

03:14:20.480 look at

03:14:20.920 johnny johnny

03:14:21.660 almost pissed

03:14:22.180 himself there

03:14:23.020 stop she's

03:14:25.700 got the

03:14:26.060 fucking

03:14:26.320 highlight effect

03:14:27.000 on i'm

03:14:28.340 45 years

03:14:29.360 old

03:14:29.660 okay okay

03:14:31.000 so so if

03:14:32.660 you were 45

03:14:33.720 between 40

03:14:34.780 and 45 in

03:14:35.960 the last five

03:14:36.480 years have you

03:14:36.960 gone to the

03:14:37.360 club and done

03:14:37.900 acid

03:14:38.340 have i gone

03:14:40.560 to the

03:14:40.920 club and

03:14:41.500 done

03:14:41.680 acid

03:14:42.360 no it's

03:14:43.080 a bad

03:14:43.300 idea

03:14:43.600 you see

03:14:44.740 where i'm

03:14:45.000 going

03:14:46.120 i don't

03:14:50.020 i don't drop

03:14:50.680 acid and go

03:14:51.320 to clubs

03:14:51.760 no

03:14:52.140 no me

03:14:52.760 neither

03:14:53.060 nobody can

03:14:53.560 talk about

03:14:54.060 this after

03:14:54.700 the stream

03:14:55.140 yeah i

03:14:55.620 know

03:14:56.280 i did

03:14:57.380 that's all

03:14:58.360 i'm saying

03:14:58.780 i did once

03:15:00.020 mind you

03:15:00.620 not really a

03:15:01.720 club just

03:15:02.300 a bar

03:15:02.660 i'm not

03:15:03.040 talking about

03:15:03.480 you i'm

03:15:03.780 talking about

03:15:04.260 a chick

03:15:04.620 yeah you're

03:15:10.280 talking about

03:15:10.900 nipples

03:15:11.300 don't do

03:15:12.100 it

03:15:12.360 no i'm not

03:15:14.360 dropping acid and

03:15:15.180 going anywhere

03:15:16.000 i would never i

03:15:17.460 wouldn't even do

03:15:18.100 acid i did it when

03:15:19.220 i was a kid i

03:15:19.920 won't i would

03:15:20.440 never do it

03:15:21.040 now not as no

03:15:22.040 way i'm too

03:15:22.980 fucking retarded as

03:15:23.880 it is

03:15:24.260 yeah i don't think

03:15:25.220 i could do it i

03:15:26.000 like my brain and

03:15:26.900 i like i like

03:15:27.680 mushrooms

03:15:28.060 like do you

03:15:29.600 remember hearing

03:15:30.060 your brain like

03:15:30.800 fucking actually

03:15:31.580 sizzling like you

03:15:32.640 could actually hear

03:15:33.180 bubbles cracking in

03:15:34.300 your head and

03:15:34.860 you're like what

03:15:35.240 the fuck is that

03:15:36.180 well i heard a

03:15:36.800 snap crackly pop in

03:15:37.900 my brain yes

03:15:38.600 lots of times man

03:15:40.180 yeah there were

03:15:42.740 times where i was

03:15:43.360 like is this it is

03:15:44.200 this where i'm gonna

03:15:44.800 go is this where i'm

03:15:45.680 gonna have like so

03:15:47.440 fucking high you just

03:15:48.520 can't even possibly

03:15:49.700 get higher you're just

03:15:50.840 like at the top

03:15:51.900 yeah and you're like

03:15:52.840 this we went to the

03:15:53.740 bar for hours for

03:15:55.240 hours and hours and

03:15:56.760 then you find out

03:15:57.440 and i thought for

03:15:58.780 sure i thought for

03:16:00.700 sure we were gonna

03:16:01.440 have to fight on

03:16:02.280 acid and it was a

03:16:03.780 bad fucking trip

03:16:05.020 like that was just

03:16:07.080 insane i don't ever

03:16:09.060 suggest going to a

03:16:10.520 bar on psychedelics

03:16:11.640 it is a terrible

03:16:12.480 fucking idea oh i

03:16:13.760 used to bartend on

03:16:14.800 acid like i remember

03:16:17.380 we were leaving and

03:16:19.060 i laughed because my

03:16:20.380 buddy jimmy right

03:16:21.860 my buddy jimmy looks

03:16:23.540 at his girlfriend and

03:16:24.540 says give me the

03:16:25.360 keys you're drunk so

03:16:26.940 i'll drive and i

03:16:28.120 just looked at him

03:16:28.920 i said like fuck

03:16:30.300 you're just as high

03:16:31.420 as i am i'm taking

03:16:32.560 my chances with the

03:16:33.600 drunk the drunk

03:16:35.520 doesn't affect you

03:16:36.300 when you're on acid

03:16:36.960 you think i remember

03:16:38.920 watching my buddy

03:16:39.640 devin get hit by this

03:16:40.780 fucking guy's camaro

03:16:42.100 and we were all

03:16:43.200 standing there's about

03:16:43.800 six of us and we're

03:16:44.560 all just fucking

03:16:45.480 balled out we're about

03:16:46.760 17 and my buddy

03:16:48.180 jumped out in front of

03:16:49.060 this car he was

03:16:50.160 gonna try and jump

03:16:50.940 this camaro

03:16:51.600 anyways the guy smoked

03:16:55.520 him and fucked up his

03:16:56.980 car right so he he's

03:16:58.520 like and we're all

03:16:59.100 standing there laughing

03:17:00.040 and devin gets up he

03:17:01.160 wasn't even hurt he's

03:17:01.960 all fucked up too and

03:17:02.960 he's laughing and the

03:17:04.320 guy gets out fucking

03:17:05.660 grabs his tire and

03:17:06.740 starts chasing us down

03:17:07.760 the road this fuck

03:17:08.580 because we fucked up

03:17:09.240 his car

03:17:09.760 that's awesome

03:17:11.860 oh fucking acid was

03:17:13.740 horrible

03:17:14.100 i thought it was a

03:17:15.100 train

03:17:15.380 oh my god you want

03:17:18.540 to hear my acid story

03:17:19.600 or no

03:17:19.980 yes

03:17:20.600 this one's fucked up

03:17:21.820 okay

03:17:22.800 it was fucking

03:17:23.800 does it involve a

03:17:24.580 fist in the ass

03:17:25.460 i hope not

03:17:26.160 no there's no

03:17:26.720 fisty

03:17:27.220 no it was brown

03:17:29.840 acid though so

03:17:30.860 don't do the brown

03:17:31.600 acid shit

03:17:32.180 but holy fuck man

03:17:35.260 i did a couple of

03:17:35.840 hits of fucking

03:17:36.400 brown acid

03:17:37.180 micro dot too i

03:17:38.620 think

03:17:38.760 but all my friends

03:17:40.660 all bailed on me so

03:17:41.740 i'm just sitting at

03:17:42.340 home

03:17:42.580 that's the best

03:17:44.980 that's the best

03:17:46.100 i'm living with my

03:17:47.360 mom

03:17:47.660 watching fucking

03:17:48.840 murder she wrote

03:17:50.880 and matlock

03:17:52.480 and

03:17:52.840 are you on

03:17:56.380 something

03:17:56.780 i'm like no

03:17:57.640 are you on

03:17:59.560 something

03:17:59.740 i'm trying so hard

03:18:01.960 not to laugh

03:18:02.620 man because my

03:18:03.260 mom was like

03:18:03.840 watching all these

03:18:04.740 fucking gay ass

03:18:05.640 fucking shows

03:18:06.340 like

03:18:06.640 she was changing

03:18:08.740 channels and shit

03:18:09.820 and it's like i'm

03:18:10.680 watching one gay

03:18:11.560 fucking show

03:18:12.280 after another gay

03:18:13.060 show like this

03:18:14.000 is fucking stupid

03:18:14.960 it's like fuck

03:18:17.080 man i had so i

03:18:18.900 went in my room

03:18:19.540 put on pink floyd

03:18:21.700 and uh tripped the

03:18:23.340 fuck out

03:18:23.860 holy fuck that was

03:18:25.160 an experience

03:18:25.700 but yeah

03:18:27.420 anyways um

03:18:28.820 yeah don't do acid

03:18:30.680 and sit there with

03:18:31.620 your mom and watch

03:18:32.720 cable

03:18:33.340 do we do we all

03:18:34.580 have stories like

03:18:35.680 that like

03:18:36.280 or is it just me and

03:18:38.080 you chris because i

03:18:39.340 got one too like

03:18:40.480 go ahead

03:18:41.280 i tried to hide

03:18:42.640 my buzz as much

03:18:43.620 as i could

03:18:44.080 until i could

03:18:44.640 same thing i

03:18:46.900 i just did the

03:18:47.640 same thing i

03:18:48.280 fucking

03:18:48.680 was like at my

03:18:50.160 buddy's house down

03:18:51.080 the road we were

03:18:51.920 high as fuck on

03:18:53.200 like acid and

03:18:54.860 fucking

03:18:55.200 my mom phoned me

03:18:57.040 and she's like

03:18:57.740 uh it's dinner

03:18:59.140 time

03:18:59.640 gotta eat food

03:19:02.780 now

03:19:03.100 yeah i was like

03:19:04.700 right on

03:19:05.680 i was like right

03:19:07.020 on it's dinner

03:19:07.960 time that's where

03:19:08.780 i go

03:19:09.200 so i drove my

03:19:10.440 truck like around

03:19:11.400 the block

03:19:12.080 and i parked in

03:19:13.480 the yard

03:19:14.040 and just like

03:19:15.180 walked into the

03:19:16.020 house and sat

03:19:16.760 down at the

03:19:17.240 table and there's

03:19:17.920 no food there

03:19:18.880 like i

03:19:20.440 we always served

03:19:22.160 ourself up so i

03:19:23.160 don't know what i

03:19:23.680 was expecting

03:19:24.380 and anyway

03:19:26.100 like my mom just

03:19:27.400 like sat down with

03:19:29.480 her like plate and

03:19:30.360 like looked at me

03:19:31.080 and i just looked at

03:19:31.760 her and started

03:19:32.260 laughing and she

03:19:33.980 just my mom just

03:19:35.140 looked at my sister

03:19:36.220 and was like oh

03:19:37.660 he's fucking on

03:19:38.900 something and then

03:19:40.860 i just like stood

03:19:42.360 up and just walked

03:19:43.740 out out of the

03:19:44.860 house and left

03:19:45.780 yeah

03:19:48.660 yeah

03:19:49.380 the first time i

03:19:51.760 ever did it

03:19:52.520 the first time i did

03:19:54.720 it i didn't actually

03:19:55.840 know that's what i

03:19:56.680 was doing

03:19:57.100 um it was my

03:19:58.900 sister she just

03:20:00.500 like pulled out a

03:20:01.600 tab and cut it in

03:20:02.720 half right and

03:20:04.960 then she just

03:20:05.700 comes over to me

03:20:06.720 and gives me half

03:20:07.680 her hit acid and

03:20:08.780 says take this and

03:20:09.980 suck on it for about

03:20:10.960 30 minutes it'll

03:20:11.940 kick in in an hour

03:20:13.000 no way and i was

03:20:15.200 like okay and so i

03:20:18.100 just did it and i'm

03:20:20.460 like like i think this

03:20:22.700 is what the summer

03:20:24.280 between like grade

03:20:25.240 eight and grade nine

03:20:26.060 so to kill an hour i

03:20:29.220 decided that i'd go

03:20:30.200 outside to kill an

03:20:31.340 hour

03:20:31.640 right well because

03:20:33.900 she said it'll kick

03:20:34.920 in in an hour and i

03:20:35.900 was curious what that

03:20:36.740 meant

03:20:36.940 so i was like fuck

03:20:39.340 it so i go outside

03:20:40.680 and i'm like spraying

03:20:41.480 these cars as they go

03:20:42.600 by and with the

03:20:43.880 hose

03:20:44.240 and in retrospect i

03:20:46.560 now know when it

03:20:47.720 kicked in

03:20:48.300 and that was like

03:20:50.780 lights at two different

03:20:52.240 intersections went green

03:20:53.720 at the same time and

03:20:54.800 i got this green

03:20:55.680 flash from both

03:20:56.860 sides and i was

03:20:58.100 like what the fuck

03:20:58.800 was that

03:20:59.340 and then this bat

03:21:01.100 swooped down at me

03:21:02.960 okay

03:21:03.700 now i'm still to this

03:21:06.680 day unsure if the

03:21:07.700 bat was really there

03:21:08.660 or not but i do know

03:21:10.480 that i saw one

03:21:11.560 fucking bat

03:21:12.440 i dropped the

03:21:14.120 fucking hose

03:21:14.880 all right i dropped

03:21:16.600 the hose i run in the

03:21:18.020 house

03:21:18.380 well my sister is now

03:21:20.660 in the tub

03:21:21.640 right so i'm sitting

03:21:23.240 outside the bathroom

03:21:24.320 she's on the phone

03:21:25.480 with her friend

03:21:26.100 giggling her ass

03:21:27.080 off because i'm

03:21:27.820 asking her if she

03:21:29.240 can go outside and

03:21:30.300 turn the hose off

03:21:31.220 for me

03:21:31.920 and she's like why

03:21:34.500 i'm like because

03:21:35.100 there's a fucking

03:21:35.860 bat out there that's

03:21:37.060 gonna kill me because

03:21:37.980 i tried to spray it

03:21:38.840 with a hole

03:21:39.280 she's like no you

03:21:44.340 gotta do it

03:21:45.100 i'm like

03:21:45.540 fuck

03:21:46.360 oh it was insane

03:21:48.120 like i

03:21:48.760 the worst is

03:21:49.580 the worst though is

03:21:51.080 when you're tripping

03:21:52.280 balls

03:21:52.780 johnny is when

03:21:53.840 somebody tries to

03:21:54.680 fuck with you

03:21:55.400 you know make you

03:21:56.280 do shit that you

03:21:57.080 shouldn't be doing

03:21:57.640 like you're like can

03:21:58.380 you turn the hose

03:21:58.920 off

03:21:59.180 just go turn the

03:22:00.460 hose off for me

03:22:01.180 for fuck's sake

03:22:01.780 yeah

03:22:02.080 tripping balls here

03:22:03.620 right

03:22:03.940 hey man i'm

03:22:06.880 breezy

03:22:07.380 holy shit

03:22:08.680 well no she

03:22:09.720 she thought it was

03:22:10.420 hilarious

03:22:10.980 which it probably

03:22:13.280 was

03:22:13.740 but yeah i was

03:22:15.940 like

03:22:16.300 fuck i had to

03:22:17.560 like i saw there

03:22:18.660 was a piece of

03:22:19.200 hose by the door

03:22:20.140 so i had to like

03:22:20.740 reel it in so i

03:22:21.680 had the nozzle

03:22:22.280 so that i could

03:22:22.920 like fucking spray

03:22:23.740 it in case this

03:22:24.440 thing swooped

03:22:24.940 down like i was

03:22:25.540 totally freaked out

03:22:26.380 thought this bat

03:22:27.040 was gonna get me

03:22:27.800 and then we ended

03:22:29.340 the night watching

03:22:30.100 eddie murphy raw

03:22:30.980 and delirious

03:22:31.880 back-to-back

03:22:32.640 by damn near

03:22:34.400 that

03:22:34.700 yeah that's a

03:22:36.420 good that's a

03:22:37.060 good night

03:22:37.380 yeah that's a

03:22:40.200 that was my first

03:22:41.240 foray with it

03:22:42.400 that's the problem

03:22:43.680 with ashes it

03:22:44.400 takes so long

03:22:45.040 like you get high

03:22:45.780 but then it takes

03:22:46.760 so fucking long

03:22:47.680 to wear off

03:22:48.380 yeah i've had

03:22:50.360 enough of this

03:22:50.980 like it's like

03:22:52.200 36 hours ago

03:22:53.560 no it's like 36

03:22:55.040 hours for me

03:22:55.960 yeah exactly i

03:22:56.980 know it lasts for

03:22:58.000 fucking days or

03:22:59.060 hours yeah

03:22:59.760 no like pack your

03:23:01.940 bags like make

03:23:02.960 sure you eat good

03:23:03.740 before you do it

03:23:04.540 what about that

03:23:05.500 fucking

03:23:05.900 hey

03:23:07.440 what

03:23:08.760 hey

03:23:09.540 that major league

03:23:11.660 pitcher

03:23:12.060 hold on who

03:23:14.560 fucking who was

03:23:15.460 that the major

03:23:16.020 league pitcher that

03:23:16.840 threw a no hitter

03:23:17.700 high on acid

03:23:18.520 oh yeah i heard

03:23:20.500 about that

03:23:21.500 totally fucking

03:23:23.060 yeah like the

03:23:23.940 story goes

03:23:24.780 like he

03:23:25.840 he was given a

03:23:27.080 couple of days

03:23:27.660 yeah like he

03:23:28.400 yeah he was given

03:23:30.380 a couple of days

03:23:31.080 off and in his

03:23:33.120 couple of days off

03:23:33.960 he went to a

03:23:34.620 party and then

03:23:36.220 he took a bunch

03:23:37.140 of acid and

03:23:39.220 lost track of the

03:23:40.360 days and just

03:23:42.260 hadn't come down

03:23:42.940 yet and the day

03:23:44.440 of this game

03:23:45.420 yeah like well

03:23:47.000 no he literally

03:23:48.400 he lost track of

03:23:49.300 the days he

03:23:49.800 didn't know what

03:23:50.340 day it was and

03:23:51.100 they the team had

03:23:51.900 to come find him

03:23:52.780 and bring him to

03:23:54.060 the game and he

03:23:55.340 was all fucked on

03:23:56.320 acid and he threw

03:23:57.060 no hitter

03:23:58.280 yeah well that's

03:24:00.720 that's who it was

03:24:01.880 that's awesome

03:24:04.500 yeah but that

03:24:06.780 that's the thing i

03:24:07.720 mean like

03:24:08.500 maybe our

03:24:10.420 shit's just so

03:24:11.780 dumbed down by

03:24:12.760 like you know

03:24:14.540 pasteurized milk

03:24:16.140 and fucking

03:24:17.020 margarine and

03:24:19.240 all this shit

03:24:20.080 you know maybe

03:24:21.200 smoking drinking

03:24:22.620 whatever

03:24:23.160 shit i'm doing

03:24:24.860 right now

03:24:25.420 maybe it's all

03:24:27.180 just dumb in your

03:24:27.960 pineal gland or

03:24:29.200 whatever it is

03:24:31.060 down you know

03:24:32.640 your third eye

03:24:33.500 you're this

03:24:34.020 you're that

03:24:34.460 like

03:24:34.760 we don't want to

03:24:37.040 see your third eye

03:24:37.800 you can see my

03:24:39.860 third eye anytime

03:24:40.700 you want

03:24:41.000 buddy buddy

03:24:41.920 buddy no

03:24:42.480 buddy buddy

03:24:43.140 no please

03:24:43.660 please buddy

03:24:44.540 but what i'm

03:24:46.380 saying is like i

03:24:47.300 i had a fucking

03:24:48.300 i went from a

03:24:49.400 mushroom to the

03:24:50.440 acid and

03:24:51.940 because i

03:24:52.400 couldn't handle

03:24:53.000 the gut rot

03:24:53.720 on the mushrooms

03:24:54.680 anymore like

03:24:55.720 so i just

03:24:56.500 started microdosing

03:24:58.100 acid until i

03:24:59.060 worked my way

03:24:59.740 into the acid

03:25:00.520 and then i i

03:25:01.960 got sick of

03:25:02.880 like being

03:25:03.660 super high for

03:25:04.460 super long

03:25:05.040 so i got

03:25:06.140 into dmt

03:25:06.900 and that's

03:25:08.800 my friends

03:25:09.820 is where

03:25:10.820 it's at

03:25:11.340 because you

03:25:12.120 can microdose

03:25:13.280 you you don't

03:25:14.980 have to be there

03:25:15.820 for three hours

03:25:16.860 even like

03:25:18.580 you'll you'll

03:25:19.540 live a lifetime

03:25:20.300 in fucking

03:25:21.400 40 minutes

03:25:23.540 yeah

03:25:24.380 yeah i've

03:25:25.680 yeah i've

03:25:26.680 looked i've

03:25:27.260 looked a lot

03:25:27.760 into the dmt

03:25:28.540 and it's very

03:25:30.240 interesting to

03:25:31.760 say the least

03:25:32.280 that scares the

03:25:33.100 shit out of

03:25:33.600 me

03:25:33.740 i mean on

03:25:37.080 a level yes

03:25:37.920 absolutely and

03:25:38.820 it probably

03:25:39.260 should

03:25:39.660 it's it's

03:25:41.160 you know

03:25:41.560 like it's

03:25:42.220 go ahead

03:25:45.320 what i was

03:25:47.160 just gonna say

03:25:47.640 like it's it's

03:25:48.800 there was a

03:25:49.700 uh a documentary

03:25:50.800 they did on

03:25:51.480 netflix on it

03:25:52.340 called dmt the

03:25:53.280 spirit molecule

03:25:54.040 and that whole

03:25:55.100 thing was like

03:25:56.080 incredibly interesting

03:25:57.300 especially uh the

03:25:59.180 part where they

03:25:59.800 mention um the

03:26:01.740 dmt like the

03:26:02.960 actual chemical

03:26:03.760 that's the

03:26:05.320 only i guess

03:26:07.100 chemical compound

03:26:08.160 that is found in

03:26:09.300 every living thing

03:26:10.700 on the planet

03:26:11.300 apparently yeah

03:26:12.800 right yeah

03:26:13.440 you know it's

03:26:14.100 like there's a

03:26:14.940 little bit

03:26:15.480 do you know

03:26:17.540 what the ld

03:26:18.140 is going back

03:26:19.480 to like

03:26:19.940 the algae

03:26:21.980 mushrooms

03:26:23.480 there's a

03:26:24.380 mushroom that

03:26:25.000 grows across the

03:26:25.880 whole planet that

03:26:26.680 we're all connected

03:26:27.480 to so that's why

03:26:29.260 we're all connected

03:26:30.020 it's a butterfly

03:26:31.320 effect fucking

03:26:32.160 bullshit

03:26:32.560 but do you know

03:26:34.260 what ld50 is so

03:26:36.000 ld50 is the

03:26:37.220 lethal dose for

03:26:38.600 50 of the

03:26:39.520 population there

03:26:41.020 is no ld50 for

03:26:42.700 dmt there's no

03:26:44.320 lethal dose so

03:26:45.840 it's like you

03:26:47.780 can't die for it

03:26:48.720 you can get

03:26:49.120 fucking mentally

03:26:49.800 retarded but

03:26:50.680 i just find it

03:26:52.240 incredibly interesting

03:26:53.400 it's the one thing

03:26:54.380 that every living

03:26:55.180 thing produces

03:26:55.960 yeah even though

03:26:57.620 dandy lying on

03:26:58.380 the fucking

03:26:58.720 middle of your

03:26:59.340 yard

03:26:59.680 well and

03:27:00.760 like when it

03:27:02.680 when it's

03:27:03.860 released in the

03:27:04.580 human body is

03:27:05.380 when you die

03:27:06.180 right that's

03:27:09.140 you're like when

03:27:10.120 your dmt is

03:27:11.480 released that you

03:27:12.500 produce it's

03:27:13.940 fucking when you

03:27:15.000 die it just

03:27:15.620 dumps

03:27:16.800 that's insane

03:27:18.900 where the

03:27:20.780 fucking sarah

03:27:21.360 go she just

03:27:21.960 fucked right off

03:27:22.680 yeah but the

03:27:24.260 thing the thing

03:27:24.960 about it is like

03:27:26.100 taking another

03:27:26.860 dump probably

03:27:27.660 there's there's

03:27:28.700 no hangover

03:27:29.320 like you can

03:27:29.980 micro dose a

03:27:31.340 fucking wild

03:27:32.320 trip in half

03:27:33.860 an hour and

03:27:35.220 it feels like

03:27:35.980 three hours and

03:27:37.060 you're sitting

03:27:37.560 there like looking

03:27:39.060 at the trees and

03:27:40.000 the trees are

03:27:40.620 raining the matrix

03:27:41.540 on you it's

03:27:43.680 amazing it's an

03:27:44.420 amazing hallucinogenic

03:27:45.860 and it can be

03:27:46.980 over with and you

03:27:47.980 just walk out of

03:27:48.780 there just like

03:27:49.440 that was awesome

03:27:51.220 you it's not

03:27:52.220 like oh i just

03:27:53.040 did fucking

03:27:53.580 mushrooms for eight

03:27:54.560 hours or like

03:27:56.220 it's that my

03:27:57.300 lawn chair and

03:27:57.880 laughed in the

03:27:58.560 rain right you

03:27:59.500 know literally

03:28:00.140 you fucking you

03:28:01.520 look at the fire

03:28:02.200 and the fire

03:28:02.740 tells you like

03:28:03.580 there's like

03:28:04.600 fucking code

03:28:05.760 that comes up

03:28:06.620 in the fire

03:28:07.100 that you've

03:28:07.560 never seen

03:28:08.060 before yet

03:28:09.200 you somehow

03:28:09.800 understand it

03:28:10.960 and it fucking

03:28:12.080 gives you a

03:28:12.820 message

03:28:13.200 it gives you

03:28:15.680 a message

03:28:16.000 you don't write

03:28:17.520 it down

03:28:17.860 is that the

03:28:18.540 jason weed

03:28:19.540 sorry what

03:28:24.680 is that the

03:28:25.280 same shit

03:28:25.660 that call

03:28:25.940 moonflower

03:28:26.420 no

03:28:27.940 let me double

03:28:30.300 check that

03:28:30.980 i've never

03:28:31.680 heard of that

03:28:32.200 stuff

03:28:32.560 do not do

03:28:34.700 any amount

03:28:35.440 detura

03:28:36.720 yeah it is

03:28:38.100 it is we

03:28:38.960 we referred

03:28:39.680 we referred to

03:28:40.800 this as moon

03:28:41.600 moonflower

03:28:42.620 and we or

03:28:43.460 pods

03:28:44.160 and this

03:28:45.520 shit

03:28:45.820 is

03:28:46.960 fucked

03:28:47.760 show a

03:28:49.580 picture of

03:28:50.080 it

03:28:50.480 show a

03:28:51.120 picture of

03:28:51.520 it

03:28:52.520 hold on

03:28:53.860 here

03:28:54.320 uh

03:28:56.580 okay so i

03:28:57.580 i want to

03:28:58.420 now you said

03:28:59.160 don't do it

03:28:59.740 i want to

03:29:00.060 try it

03:29:00.780 oh no you

03:29:04.000 don't want

03:29:04.920 to trust me

03:29:05.720 it is

03:29:06.340 i saw

03:29:07.680 like

03:29:08.180 right

03:29:10.160 right

03:29:11.360 hey jason

03:29:13.560 you want to

03:29:13.980 try some

03:29:14.460 with me

03:29:14.840 so you

03:29:15.600 cut this

03:29:16.060 thing open

03:29:16.620 yeah for

03:29:17.340 sure

03:29:17.600 hey

03:29:19.140 you cut

03:29:20.400 this thing

03:29:20.860 open and

03:29:21.720 then there's

03:29:22.660 like these

03:29:23.200 red seeds

03:29:24.040 that would

03:29:24.420 be in

03:29:24.760 that's from

03:29:26.720 mexico

03:29:27.120 this shit

03:29:28.020 is insane

03:29:28.640 um i

03:29:30.000 have never

03:29:30.640 i don't

03:29:33.040 really

03:29:33.520 where did

03:29:34.900 it say

03:29:35.600 uh does

03:29:38.080 it say

03:29:38.440 where

03:29:38.860 uh

03:29:41.480 shut up

03:29:46.060 cat

03:29:46.320 go away

03:29:46.860 uh

03:29:47.540 his origin

03:29:48.100 is central

03:29:48.660 america but

03:29:49.420 it has been

03:29:49.860 introduced into

03:29:50.740 many world

03:29:51.440 regions

03:29:52.060 it's an

03:29:53.580 aggressive

03:29:54.380 invasive weed

03:29:55.420 and temperate

03:29:56.220 climates and

03:29:57.300 tropical climates

03:29:58.260 across the

03:29:58.780 world

03:29:59.040 um i ate

03:30:00.540 this shit

03:30:00.960 though

03:30:01.300 and like

03:30:02.560 the best way

03:30:03.580 that i could

03:30:04.020 describe it

03:30:04.760 is you

03:30:06.260 could eat

03:30:06.700 this and

03:30:08.000 think that

03:30:08.880 you're in

03:30:09.440 your living

03:30:09.820 room but

03:30:10.220 actually be

03:30:10.720 sitting in

03:30:11.100 the middle

03:30:11.340 of the road

03:30:11.860 like the

03:30:13.500 high is

03:30:14.280 fucking insane

03:30:15.440 there was

03:30:15.880 there was a

03:30:16.320 period where

03:30:17.140 the high

03:30:18.040 schools got

03:30:18.860 a hold of

03:30:19.300 these

03:30:19.600 really

03:30:21.320 no we

03:30:22.500 we had

03:30:22.840 kids we

03:30:23.640 had kids

03:30:24.040 getting taken

03:30:24.580 to three

03:30:24.980 east because

03:30:26.180 they'd eat

03:30:26.640 the fucking

03:30:27.080 seeds right

03:30:29.020 like one

03:30:29.540 guy his mom

03:30:30.220 walked in on

03:30:30.880 him in the

03:30:31.220 fucking bathroom

03:30:31.960 and he's got

03:30:32.400 his fucking

03:30:32.860 toothbrush scrub

03:30:33.880 on the

03:30:34.120 fucking floor

03:30:34.760 um we

03:30:36.460 got we

03:30:37.080 got another

03:30:37.820 guy convinced

03:30:38.920 uh we gave

03:30:39.820 him a case

03:30:40.340 of ketchup

03:30:40.780 and told him

03:30:42.460 it was all

03:30:42.860 hash oil

03:30:43.420 and that he

03:30:44.740 was getting

03:30:45.060 it on spot

03:30:45.760 and he was

03:30:48.160 like cool

03:30:48.600 um for me

03:30:50.820 i saw the

03:30:52.160 craziest shit

03:30:53.480 like it

03:30:55.280 was i

03:30:56.560 don't smoke

03:30:58.960 weed with it

03:30:59.700 that's for

03:31:00.220 sure um

03:31:01.640 but like i

03:31:02.440 remember my

03:31:03.220 buddy said

03:31:03.840 that i had

03:31:04.300 i had gone

03:31:04.920 to the

03:31:05.160 bathroom and

03:31:06.940 i i took a

03:31:07.980 lot longer

03:31:09.060 than i probably

03:31:10.000 should have

03:31:10.580 so they got a

03:31:11.320 little worried

03:31:11.700 and sent

03:31:12.300 somebody up to

03:31:13.040 check on me

03:31:14.020 apparently when

03:31:16.440 they walked

03:31:16.860 into the

03:31:17.220 bathroom i

03:31:17.780 was sitting

03:31:18.160 cross-legged

03:31:18.940 with a paper

03:31:19.620 and putting

03:31:21.740 kitty litter

03:31:22.520 into the

03:31:23.240 paper and

03:31:24.680 saying look

03:31:25.240 at all this

03:31:25.660 weed i found

03:31:26.320 right it

03:31:31.100 this and

03:31:31.820 this stuff

03:31:32.460 just grew

03:31:32.940 naturally

03:31:33.520 around and

03:31:34.760 it was like

03:31:35.440 the most

03:31:36.020 insane high

03:31:37.200 that i have

03:31:37.760 ever like i

03:31:38.640 did not like

03:31:39.520 it and for

03:31:40.040 the next three

03:31:40.620 days too

03:31:41.340 you can't

03:31:42.320 read your

03:31:43.740 vision is

03:31:44.280 fucked

03:31:44.700 oh my god

03:31:46.540 like i

03:31:48.000 remember going

03:31:48.960 into work

03:31:49.640 yeah like i

03:31:51.960 went into work

03:31:52.780 like a couple

03:31:53.420 of days after

03:31:54.120 doing a trip

03:31:54.940 and like i'm

03:31:56.140 trying to look

03:31:56.620 at this i had

03:31:57.200 to ask somebody

03:31:57.980 to come over to

03:31:58.620 the fucking

03:31:58.960 work schedule

03:31:59.660 and be like so

03:32:00.300 when do i

03:32:00.920 work next

03:32:01.600 because i

03:32:02.080 literally cannot

03:32:03.120 read this

03:32:04.060 it's just

03:32:06.580 what it is

03:32:07.440 yeah like

03:32:07.980 like we

03:32:08.580 were we

03:32:09.380 were told

03:32:09.820 that we

03:32:10.160 should not

03:32:10.700 eat more

03:32:11.240 than a

03:32:11.560 teaspoon

03:32:11.860 because it

03:32:12.800 is possible

03:32:13.480 to get

03:32:15.280 dehydrated

03:32:16.080 and die

03:32:16.660 it's like

03:32:17.080 saying hey

03:32:17.520 you only got

03:32:18.200 only take a

03:32:18.980 little half a

03:32:19.620 teaspoon of

03:32:20.140 fentanyl

03:32:20.600 because it's

03:32:20.940 really powerful

03:32:21.640 well that's

03:32:23.060 what we were

03:32:23.420 doing though

03:32:23.820 we took a

03:32:25.360 fucking teaspoon

03:32:25.980 and we'd pour

03:32:26.800 a bunch of

03:32:27.220 seeds onto it

03:32:28.040 and that's how

03:32:28.500 we'd figure it

03:32:29.140 oh my god

03:32:30.960 that's a lot

03:32:32.160 i don't know

03:32:34.580 i remember

03:32:35.860 eating mushrooms

03:32:36.560 in the field

03:32:37.160 when i was a

03:32:37.640 kid he didn't

03:32:38.320 die because

03:32:38.980 he's eating

03:32:40.040 fucking dozens

03:32:40.920 and dozens

03:32:41.620 of raw hot

03:32:42.520 dogs in the

03:32:43.180 middle

03:32:43.380 out of the

03:32:46.220 walmart

03:32:46.620 deli

03:32:47.120 like my

03:32:49.680 sister told

03:32:50.400 me

03:32:50.700 put it this

03:32:52.260 way this is

03:32:52.800 how fucked

03:32:53.280 it was my

03:32:53.920 sister said

03:32:54.620 that she

03:32:55.020 came out in

03:32:55.680 the morning

03:32:56.020 like at

03:32:56.560 about five

03:32:57.140 in the

03:32:57.400 morning

03:32:57.660 i had all

03:32:59.140 the lights

03:32:59.720 on in the

03:33:00.260 house

03:33:00.600 the front

03:33:01.820 and back

03:33:02.460 doors wide

03:33:03.260 open and i

03:33:04.820 had a piece

03:33:05.500 of a two by

03:33:06.100 four in my

03:33:06.720 hand and i

03:33:07.540 was poking her

03:33:08.340 boyfriend's leather

03:33:09.200 jacket mumbling

03:33:10.220 about rats

03:33:11.260 okay all right

03:33:16.980 yeah the the

03:33:18.120 total the

03:33:19.200 chuck norris

03:33:19.920 total gym i

03:33:20.860 remember this

03:33:21.720 um it

03:33:23.040 looked like a

03:33:23.600 goddamn

03:33:24.360 doberman

03:33:24.940 scared the

03:33:25.980 hell out of

03:33:26.440 me i ran

03:33:26.920 out of my

03:33:27.280 house

03:33:27.600 um there

03:33:29.600 was another

03:33:30.060 moment

03:33:30.600 wait did

03:33:32.520 you say

03:33:32.880 that

03:33:33.060 yeah

03:33:34.420 we need to

03:33:38.740 circle back to

03:33:39.520 that after the

03:33:40.260 story i want to

03:33:40.920 talk about the

03:33:41.460 chuck norris

03:33:42.000 total gym

03:33:42.560 yeah but

03:33:43.760 this this

03:33:44.300 thing

03:33:44.500 scared the

03:33:46.040 hell out of

03:33:46.520 me right i

03:33:47.600 thought there's a

03:33:48.120 whole bunch of

03:33:48.620 creatures in my

03:33:49.400 house

03:33:49.540 jim had a

03:33:51.720 george farman

03:33:52.520 grill in it

03:33:53.480 yeah right

03:33:54.560 fucking hey

03:33:55.840 i i waited

03:33:57.220 outside for all

03:33:58.260 of these imaginary

03:33:59.080 animals to leave

03:34:00.120 my home

03:34:00.540 yes and

03:34:02.160 another point i

03:34:03.220 remember going

03:34:03.880 in because

03:34:04.360 i was hungry

03:34:05.600 and i figured

03:34:07.660 i'll make

03:34:08.040 myself a

03:34:08.580 cheese sandwich

03:34:09.180 and i opened

03:34:10.300 up the fridge

03:34:10.960 and like you

03:34:12.060 know the

03:34:12.340 shelves in

03:34:12.940 your fridge

03:34:13.420 right on

03:34:14.360 the door

03:34:14.720 no i don't

03:34:16.780 know i don't

03:34:17.200 know anything

03:34:17.740 about

03:34:18.020 there was a

03:34:21.680 girl behind

03:34:22.580 mine

03:34:23.060 and i went

03:34:25.680 to go grab

03:34:26.220 the cheese

03:34:26.820 and she's

03:34:27.260 like what

03:34:27.660 are you

03:34:27.820 doing

03:34:28.140 i was like

03:34:29.640 i'm gonna

03:34:30.780 get some

03:34:31.180 cheese and

03:34:31.720 make a cheese

03:34:32.200 sandwich

03:34:32.700 and did

03:34:33.640 no she's

03:34:36.440 like no

03:34:36.760 you're not

03:34:37.140 this isn't

03:34:37.660 even your

03:34:38.040 house

03:34:38.440 and i was

03:34:39.760 like and

03:34:40.300 for a moment

03:34:41.020 i thought i

03:34:41.580 was in

03:34:41.820 somebody else's

03:34:42.460 house and i

03:34:43.040 was just like

03:34:43.520 all right

03:34:43.980 do you want

03:34:45.380 me to just

03:34:46.140 leave this

03:34:46.740 open so you

03:34:47.600 can get out

03:34:48.260 or and i

03:34:50.040 got a weird

03:34:50.440 look so i

03:34:51.020 shut the door

03:34:51.480 and i never

03:34:52.120 went back in

03:34:52.660 the fridge that

03:34:53.180 night

03:34:53.880 imagine if

03:34:54.920 you just woke

03:34:55.540 up in the

03:34:56.040 morning and

03:34:56.740 your fridge

03:34:57.180 was open

03:34:57.760 like oh

03:34:58.700 that was

03:34:59.180 fucked

03:34:59.580 yeah i

03:35:01.440 wake up

03:35:01.960 with my

03:35:02.320 fridge

03:35:02.640 open all

03:35:03.380 the time

03:35:03.880 you want

03:35:04.780 to get

03:35:05.060 cold

03:35:05.540 yeah

03:35:07.160 i'll wake

03:35:07.780 up in the

03:35:10.680 middle of

03:35:11.020 the night

03:35:11.140 i'll hear

03:35:11.400 beep beep

03:35:12.460 beep

03:35:13.020 stop

03:35:13.800 my fridge

03:35:14.320 is fucking

03:35:14.840 wide open

03:35:15.740 there was a

03:35:18.540 woman in the

03:35:19.180 fridge last

03:35:19.920 night so she

03:35:20.720 had to escape

03:35:21.500 all right

03:35:23.600 cheese boob

03:35:24.980 it was uh

03:35:26.100 it was

03:35:26.560 interesting uh

03:35:28.520 and i never

03:35:29.060 wanted to touch

03:35:29.780 that stuff again

03:35:30.600 that's not a

03:35:32.420 bitty pic

03:35:33.080 yeah i don't

03:35:36.840 i don't like

03:35:37.480 what

03:35:39.240 well i recommend

03:35:40.680 everyone micro

03:35:41.760 dose on

03:35:42.660 on dmt

03:35:44.180 everyone should

03:35:45.400 micro dose

03:35:46.080 dmt but

03:35:47.460 here's the

03:35:48.820 thing

03:35:49.100 trust where

03:35:50.580 you get it

03:35:51.140 from

03:35:51.460 yeah

03:35:52.200 yeah know

03:35:54.900 where you get

03:35:55.240 your drugs

03:35:55.560 from

03:35:55.840 don't buy

03:35:56.340 drugs from

03:35:56.700 strangers

03:35:56.860 just try it

03:35:58.440 like it'll

03:36:00.120 be like a

03:36:00.720 fucking

03:36:01.640 those are in

03:36:02.080 the freezer

03:36:02.900 so where

03:36:04.420 you get it

03:36:04.940 it'll be a

03:36:07.460 15 minute

03:36:08.140 high that

03:36:08.760 made you feel

03:36:09.700 like an hour

03:36:10.300 and you'll

03:36:11.500 fucking see

03:36:12.260 some amazing

03:36:12.920 shit

03:36:13.320 i curled up

03:36:15.080 with my

03:36:15.360 buddy's

03:36:15.740 laundry thing

03:36:16.660 as a

03:36:17.000 chick

03:36:17.320 right

03:36:18.080 i thought

03:36:22.040 there was a

03:36:22.440 girl in

03:36:22.920 the corner

03:36:23.640 in my

03:36:24.720 buddy's

03:36:25.080 closet

03:36:25.460 she's all

03:36:26.000 curled up

03:36:26.440 in the

03:36:26.620 corner

03:36:26.900 inside the

03:36:27.440 closet

03:36:27.800 i'm like

03:36:28.140 that's

03:36:28.960 fucking weird

03:36:29.520 why are you

03:36:29.880 sleeping over

03:36:30.320 there

03:36:30.520 i talked to a

03:36:33.160 house plant

03:36:33.860 yeah i was

03:36:34.960 talking to her

03:36:35.460 i thought it

03:36:35.740 was my

03:36:36.020 friend jen

03:36:36.680 dude i woke

03:36:37.680 up i was

03:36:38.180 curled up

03:36:38.960 with his

03:36:39.180 dirty laundry

03:36:39.900 in the

03:36:40.160 closet

03:36:40.600 exactly no

03:36:44.220 you do

03:36:44.680 stupid shit

03:36:45.340 on the

03:36:45.660 stuff

03:36:45.900 that's

03:36:46.300 possible

03:36:46.820 that is

03:36:48.380 legitimately

03:36:49.120 possible

03:36:50.000 i think

03:36:50.600 there's a lot

03:36:51.120 of cases

03:36:51.480 i think

03:36:52.100 there's a lot

03:36:52.540 of cases

03:36:53.000 of religious

03:36:53.720 experiences

03:36:54.640 that were

03:36:55.220 related to

03:36:55.920 psychedelic

03:36:56.640 experiences

03:36:58.180 you know

03:36:58.620 whether from

03:36:59.100 different plants

03:36:59.940 or different

03:37:00.480 substances

03:37:00.960 well

03:37:01.740 ergic

03:37:02.220 yeah like

03:37:02.880 i've wondered

03:37:03.220 yeah the

03:37:09.160 people who

03:37:09.720 ate the

03:37:10.100 mushrooms

03:37:10.600 became like

03:37:11.920 first became

03:37:12.840 the shamans

03:37:13.580 yeah like

03:37:15.900 think about it

03:37:17.060 this way

03:37:17.460 there would

03:37:17.840 have been

03:37:18.060 oh i think

03:37:20.580 differently now

03:37:21.500 well there

03:37:23.320 would have been

03:37:23.760 a time though

03:37:24.520 where they

03:37:25.360 wouldn't have

03:37:25.960 understood that

03:37:27.100 the effects of

03:37:27.940 the mushroom

03:37:28.520 come from

03:37:29.660 the mushroom

03:37:30.380 right they

03:37:31.120 would have

03:37:31.360 just fucking

03:37:31.800 ate the

03:37:32.140 mushroom

03:37:32.560 and then

03:37:33.920 suddenly shit

03:37:34.720 was going

03:37:35.180 down and

03:37:35.860 they would

03:37:36.100 have just

03:37:36.340 thought that

03:37:36.720 was real

03:37:37.260 right there

03:37:38.040 would have

03:37:38.360 been no

03:37:38.720 understanding

03:37:39.500 that was

03:37:40.400 such a good

03:37:40.880 breakfast i

03:37:41.460 just had

03:37:41.840 holy shit

03:37:42.480 oh god's

03:37:44.400 talking to you

03:37:45.120 hey god

03:37:45.680 hi god

03:37:46.500 oh these

03:37:49.180 ten commandments

03:37:49.940 that is possible

03:37:50.700 that is possible

03:37:50.720 i don't think

03:37:52.560 you had like

03:37:53.400 i don't think

03:37:54.700 when this when

03:37:55.800 this kind of

03:37:56.300 evolution was

03:37:57.100 going on i

03:37:58.060 don't think you

03:37:58.640 just had like

03:37:59.440 breakfast like

03:38:01.120 you probably went

03:38:01.940 like days in

03:38:02.840 between meals

03:38:03.700 because like you

03:38:04.520 hadn't hunted

03:38:05.240 anything and you

03:38:06.740 were so desperate

03:38:07.780 it's just like

03:38:08.500 mushrooms and

03:38:09.380 we're like

03:38:09.760 yeah i don't know

03:38:12.820 what that is but

03:38:13.780 i'm gonna eat it

03:38:14.720 so you ate

03:38:16.160 it and

03:38:17.580 if you didn't

03:38:18.920 die you were

03:38:19.460 20 minutes

03:38:19.960 later god

03:38:20.760 came to you

03:38:21.660 yeah

03:38:22.420 you have a

03:38:22.940 higher tolerance

03:38:23.760 man

03:38:24.100 you shit your

03:38:25.540 fucking brains

03:38:26.260 out

03:38:26.480 i don't want to

03:38:27.320 sound racist

03:38:28.580 or anything but

03:38:29.400 there's some

03:38:29.860 races that can't

03:38:30.800 do the same

03:38:31.400 drugs that we

03:38:32.020 can do

03:38:32.420 no but but

03:38:33.900 also it's just

03:38:34.800 like at the

03:38:35.920 time we're

03:38:36.380 talking here it's

03:38:37.280 like well

03:38:38.240 fuck i just

03:38:38.880 forgot about

03:38:39.480 being hungry for

03:38:40.460 like eight hours

03:38:41.440 because i was

03:38:42.620 like hugging a

03:38:43.860 tree

03:38:44.220 like yeah

03:38:46.600 i just murdered

03:38:48.220 my i just

03:38:48.920 murdered my

03:38:49.560 family and

03:38:50.180 ate them

03:38:50.620 that happens

03:38:53.520 gotta find

03:38:56.820 another slave

03:38:57.600 it's for your

03:39:00.640 friends

03:39:00.960 oh my god

03:39:04.120 should be like

03:39:04.900 an adult swim

03:39:05.660 short

03:39:06.780 just think how

03:39:08.200 savage of a life

03:39:09.220 that would have

03:39:09.640 been though as a

03:39:10.380 caveman like

03:39:11.400 whatever it goes

03:39:12.540 go whatever you

03:39:13.520 gotta do

03:39:14.060 i guess you

03:39:14.580 just do i

03:39:15.360 mean i guess

03:39:16.040 we're not far

03:39:16.580 from that but

03:39:17.320 yeah well

03:39:18.720 like i do

03:39:19.480 wonder though

03:39:20.020 like how

03:39:20.540 fucked up would

03:39:21.260 it have been

03:39:21.640 if you accidentally

03:39:22.520 ate some magic

03:39:23.360 mushrooms and i

03:39:24.080 have no idea

03:39:24.940 that the the

03:39:25.800 effects are ever

03:39:26.540 possible and

03:39:27.300 you're legitimately

03:39:28.060 believing everything

03:39:29.060 you see is real

03:39:29.840 like i think that's

03:39:30.540 the only reason that

03:39:31.260 i can do mushrooms

03:39:32.360 is because i know

03:39:33.520 right what i'm

03:39:35.580 about to experience

03:39:36.800 is not real

03:39:39.020 well it actually

03:39:41.560 is i don't i

03:39:42.880 don't walk

03:39:43.460 through a forest

03:39:44.120 and look at

03:39:44.600 all like there's

03:39:45.280 thousands of

03:39:46.020 different kinds

03:39:46.520 of mushrooms and

03:39:47.200 i don't look at

03:39:47.840 them all and go

03:39:48.560 oh i want to

03:39:49.200 eat these and

03:39:50.280 see if i they're

03:39:51.360 good they're

03:39:52.400 probably delicious

03:39:53.060 i'm sure but

03:39:53.880 i'm not fucking

03:39:54.580 gonna try it

03:39:56.100 because i don't

03:39:56.380 know what they

03:39:56.700 are well

03:39:57.380 yeah but

03:39:57.900 well yeah

03:39:59.120 so how would

03:39:59.640 you know

03:40:00.160 how would

03:40:00.460 you know

03:40:00.780 be careful

03:40:01.460 right

03:40:01.900 i'm more of

03:40:02.560 like a scratch

03:40:03.060 and sniff

03:40:03.420 i'm gonna

03:40:03.720 taste test

03:40:04.280 it

03:40:04.480 i can tell

03:40:07.620 you how you

03:40:08.340 know

03:40:08.740 this is like

03:40:10.020 what i do

03:40:10.580 fuck jason

03:40:11.480 i gave

03:40:12.140 fucking sparkle

03:40:13.280 paul some

03:40:14.380 pickled pine

03:40:15.160 mushrooms that

03:40:16.280 i made

03:40:16.720 i know i was

03:40:18.760 offended that you

03:40:19.440 didn't give me

03:40:19.920 any but whatever

03:40:20.880 yeah well it's

03:40:22.240 not your it's

03:40:23.020 not your fucking

03:40:23.720 birthday yet

03:40:24.600 i grew my own

03:40:25.700 mushrooms

03:40:26.080 you wait for

03:40:27.140 your birthday

03:40:27.700 i gave al

03:40:28.780 mushrooms

03:40:29.260 i gave al

03:40:31.020 mushrooms for

03:40:31.540 his birthday

03:40:32.180 it's fun

03:40:33.120 with a little

03:40:34.220 spoon rubber

03:40:35.960 banded on it

03:40:37.080 he didn't even

03:40:38.560 give me

03:40:38.920 well he did

03:40:40.080 but it was

03:40:40.640 like a mushroom

03:40:41.380 uh stock

03:40:42.980 chicken stock

03:40:44.260 yeah yeah

03:40:45.440 yeah it was

03:40:46.100 chicken stock

03:40:47.500 in there too

03:40:47.980 right

03:40:48.220 i canned it

03:40:49.400 yeah yeah

03:40:50.360 chicken stock

03:40:51.100 that i that i

03:40:51.820 that i stocked

03:40:53.080 like it was

03:40:53.700 just chicken stock

03:40:54.980 like no salt

03:40:56.400 and not even

03:40:57.120 salt and just

03:40:57.780 water and chicken

03:40:58.620 what what's

03:41:01.560 up with smurfs

03:41:02.660 and mushrooms

03:41:03.400 like have you

03:41:04.020 seen the fucking

03:41:04.600 smurfs obviously

03:41:05.500 that's what you're

03:41:12.720 eating when you

03:41:13.460 eat a fucking

03:41:14.080 mushroom that's

03:41:14.840 actually the that's

03:41:16.180 what's getting you

03:41:16.840 high is the smurfs

03:41:17.760 that are inside the

03:41:18.480 mushrooms

03:41:18.920 yeah that's a weird

03:41:33.860 rabbit hole to go

03:41:34.480 yeah smurfs are

03:41:35.020 fucking

03:41:35.420 dark

03:41:36.900 smurfs was one of

03:41:38.540 my number one

03:41:39.120 favorite cartoons

03:41:40.060 when i was a kid

03:41:40.900 did you watch

03:41:41.800 hercules

03:41:42.980 but they weren't

03:41:44.920 raccoons but it

03:41:46.080 was only on once

03:41:46.920 a week

03:41:47.420 yeah

03:41:48.080 that was the

03:41:50.920 only time i was

03:41:51.560 summer with a tv

03:41:52.380 was once a week

03:41:53.060 raccoons was

03:41:54.160 on

03:41:54.320 no we had

03:41:55.300 we had satellite

03:41:56.380 or no we had

03:41:57.660 an antenna we

03:41:58.320 only had cbc and

03:41:59.660 ctv

03:42:00.340 bc tv

03:42:02.000 i got to watch

03:42:03.120 the littlest hobo

03:42:04.400 yeah littlest hobo

03:42:06.600 there's that

03:42:07.560 keeps on calling

03:42:08.880 me

03:42:09.680 down the road

03:42:10.820 that's where i

03:42:12.160 want to be

03:42:12.840 want to be

03:42:13.600 every stop i make

03:42:15.380 i make a new

03:42:16.600 friend

03:42:17.040 can't hang around

03:42:18.700 just turn around

03:42:19.600 and i'm going

03:42:20.280 again

03:42:20.620 maybe tomorrow

03:42:22.460 maybe tomorrow

03:42:23.280 that's awesome

03:42:26.720 oh jesus

03:42:28.460 oh god

03:42:30.060 oh my god

03:42:33.080 i love that

03:42:33.720 that just made

03:42:34.260 my heart like

03:42:34.840 10 times bigger

03:42:35.600 i was like the

03:42:36.280 grinch there

03:42:36.680 it just got so

03:42:37.320 much bigger

03:42:37.900 no those are

03:42:41.140 those are

03:42:41.740 we didn't get

03:42:42.960 to watch a lot

03:42:43.560 of tv as kids

03:42:44.640 i mean we did

03:42:45.440 after school

03:42:46.480 i'd come home

03:42:47.000 from school

03:42:47.420 we'd get home

03:42:48.060 and my mom

03:42:48.460 would get home

03:42:48.920 like half an

03:42:49.520 hour after us

03:42:50.260 and i could

03:42:51.660 watch whatever

03:42:52.220 i wanted for

03:42:52.720 like half an

03:42:53.280 hour whatever

03:42:53.880 was on cbc

03:42:55.040 or cbc

03:42:57.880 or cbc

03:42:57.920 whatever it is

03:42:59.160 yeah

03:42:59.580 stuff right

03:43:00.280 there

03:43:00.660 yeah i was

03:43:04.080 gonna say

03:43:04.560 stuff right

03:43:05.180 there like

03:43:05.760 you could

03:43:06.320 watch all

03:43:06.820 that you

03:43:07.120 wanted

03:43:07.480 you meant

03:43:09.000 time

03:43:09.580 you didn't

03:43:10.880 like mean

03:43:11.900 i got 30

03:43:13.140 minutes of

03:43:13.900 fucking like

03:43:14.540 my mom would

03:43:15.060 be home

03:43:15.380 like we

03:43:15.840 would live

03:43:16.280 if we ran

03:43:17.080 home from

03:43:17.500 the bus

03:43:17.880 stop we

03:43:18.460 could get

03:43:18.780 home and

03:43:19.140 watch the

03:43:19.540 show

03:43:19.680 it's not

03:43:20.560 just like

03:43:21.140 you can

03:43:21.460 search your

03:43:22.080 phone and

03:43:22.600 watch whatever

03:43:23.240 you want

03:43:23.800 right now

03:43:24.440 right this

03:43:25.380 instant

03:43:25.820 no it'd be

03:43:26.680 like the grassy

03:43:27.680 junior high or

03:43:28.620 after school

03:43:29.340 fucking special

03:43:30.340 abc after school

03:43:31.460 special or something

03:43:32.220 you had to like

03:43:32.800 turn on the tv and

03:43:33.880 warm it up first

03:43:34.900 before we could get

03:43:36.260 it to the channel

03:43:36.940 that we wanted

03:43:37.580 yeah no first i had

03:43:38.860 to go fucking feed

03:43:39.880 the chickens

03:43:40.420 there was actually

03:43:42.780 fucking tvs

03:43:43.880 we had to leave

03:43:44.280 let them warm up

03:43:45.900 for a minute

03:43:46.260 all the things

03:43:46.800 yeah

03:43:48.140 i used to be at

03:43:51.280 my number

03:43:51.680 and that's when i

03:43:53.160 got to remember

03:43:53.620 the tvs

03:43:55.100 it's the two

03:43:55.680 on the belt

03:43:57.440 remember the tv

03:43:58.340 without the fucking

03:43:59.200 remote just had the

03:44:00.140 number pad on it

03:44:01.440 yeah

03:44:01.780 yeah

03:44:02.100 yes

03:44:02.860 i had one of

03:44:05.280 those that thing

03:44:06.500 was a son of a

03:44:07.300 bitch when i was

03:44:08.000 hung over and

03:44:08.640 something shitty

03:44:09.120 came on

03:44:09.760 i was like i gotta

03:44:11.660 get up i eventually

03:44:12.540 i would get like a

03:44:14.500 fucking broom

03:44:15.220 right i'd get a

03:44:16.740 broom and i just

03:44:17.580 fucking poke the

03:44:18.400 buttons from the

03:44:19.260 couch

03:44:19.740 that's why that's

03:44:21.680 why you're supposed

03:44:22.220 to have kids

03:44:23.000 yeah exactly

03:44:24.540 that's why people

03:44:25.240 had children i swear

03:44:26.120 to do dishes

03:44:27.120 to get them stuff

03:44:28.740 when they were

03:44:29.140 hung over and

03:44:30.220 legitimately to do

03:44:31.020 shit like that

03:44:32.100 my dad could

03:44:34.300 change the

03:44:34.760 change the channel

03:44:35.840 with his fucking

03:44:36.500 car keys

03:44:37.200 he would just

03:44:38.840 fucking whip

03:44:39.400 whip him at me

03:44:40.260 and go fucking

03:44:41.000 channel 12

03:44:41.800 motherfucker

03:44:42.300 worked every time

03:44:47.120 though

03:44:47.480 sweet chin music

03:44:48.880 sweet chin music

03:44:50.720 i loved how he

03:44:54.140 how he implemented

03:44:55.060 the keys and made

03:44:56.040 some extra notes

03:44:56.980 prick had fucking

03:45:00.980 40 cars in his

03:45:02.140 backyard so he had

03:45:02.960 a lot of keys

03:45:03.400 oh my god a lot

03:45:05.640 of keys yes for

03:45:06.580 sure

03:45:07.400 no i'm just

03:45:10.740 kidding my dad

03:45:11.320 never threw his

03:45:11.900 keys at me he

03:45:12.540 wouldn't trust me

03:45:13.080 with his keys

03:45:13.660 you take him and

03:45:16.580 fucking run

03:45:17.120 i'd fucking take

03:45:18.260 him and run

03:45:18.800 yeah

03:45:19.200 fuck you motherfucker

03:45:20.940 now you're fucked

03:45:23.500 old man

03:45:24.160 oh that's great

03:45:27.300 i love that

03:45:28.420 yeah the only time

03:45:31.040 i had a really fun

03:45:31.800 like acid experience

03:45:33.980 well i had a couple

03:45:34.640 of good ones but

03:45:35.240 like one of my

03:45:35.740 favorite ones was

03:45:36.340 legitimately when i

03:45:37.100 thought i was a

03:45:37.540 treu

03:45:37.880 when i was in high

03:45:40.000 school

03:45:40.360 and we were um

03:45:42.380 i lived in london

03:45:43.680 at the time

03:45:44.180 and uh

03:45:46.920 oh that must

03:45:48.220 have been a long

03:45:48.720 time ago

03:45:49.300 yeah it was when

03:45:51.100 i was in private

03:45:51.740 school it was a

03:45:53.220 very long time

03:45:54.020 ago and uh yeah

03:45:55.680 it was fun we

03:45:56.980 all i dropped i

03:45:58.280 don't even remember

03:45:59.000 i was a lot

03:45:59.740 we were walking

03:46:01.360 down the road and

03:46:02.460 all of the street

03:46:03.220 lights were those

03:46:04.000 things that shoot

03:46:05.000 the eyeballs at

03:46:05.820 you so we were

03:46:07.680 like running and

03:46:09.180 there was all the

03:46:09.860 things shooting at

03:46:10.640 us and we were

03:46:11.060 like i was trying

03:46:12.720 to like save my

03:46:13.920 friends there was

03:46:16.080 a lot happening

03:46:16.780 and i got a lot

03:46:18.240 of scrapes that

03:46:19.440 night because i

03:46:20.120 did a lot of

03:46:20.680 like army rolls

03:46:21.700 while i was like

03:46:22.940 taking my friends

03:46:23.720 down like so

03:46:24.880 that they wouldn't

03:46:25.480 get hit by the

03:46:27.000 shooting eyeballs

03:46:28.640 what the fucking

03:46:29.840 what's what's

03:46:30.760 shooting eyeball

03:46:31.480 what are you

03:46:31.840 talking about

03:46:32.480 on the never

03:46:33.260 ending story

03:46:33.980 shooting at

03:46:39.540 you

03:46:39.740 chris is too

03:46:41.860 old for the

03:46:42.340 never ending

03:46:42.700 story

03:46:43.080 oh my god

03:46:43.520 you don't know

03:46:43.860 the never ending

03:46:44.640 story

03:46:44.900 i watched the

03:46:47.020 movie i've never

03:46:47.740 seen fucking

03:46:48.580 shooting fucking

03:46:49.260 when he's walking

03:46:50.580 through the the

03:46:51.680 fucking the the

03:46:52.900 sand and there's

03:46:54.440 all the fucking

03:46:54.960 those tall things

03:46:55.960 and they're shooting

03:46:56.760 the fucking

03:46:57.380 anyway

03:46:58.920 now you gotta

03:47:00.260 think about the

03:47:00.840 fucking rakes from

03:47:01.840 hitchhiker's guide

03:47:02.760 the galaxy where

03:47:03.600 he steps on the

03:47:04.240 rigs

03:47:04.960 also that is

03:47:06.520 another one that

03:47:07.080 was another good

03:47:07.740 night but there

03:47:08.660 was a lot more

03:47:09.240 acid put in my

03:47:10.680 body that night

03:47:11.280 anyway i'm sorry

03:47:12.240 oh my god it

03:47:13.800 was we went to

03:47:14.720 this park called

03:47:15.580 deutsch park and

03:47:16.920 it's very it's a

03:47:18.580 very it's a really

03:47:20.420 steep they have like

03:47:21.900 in the winter you

03:47:23.340 can sled there

03:47:24.020 anyway there was a

03:47:25.100 lot of things

03:47:25.600 happening and i i

03:47:27.080 ended up with a

03:47:28.020 lot of bruises i

03:47:30.640 screamed a lot and

03:47:31.800 yelled at a lot of

03:47:32.600 people apparently

03:47:33.360 gonna have a really

03:47:35.200 good time but i

03:47:36.700 saved all of my

03:47:37.600 friends and at the

03:47:38.720 end of it we ended

03:47:39.580 up by the river and

03:47:41.060 we had a fire there

03:47:42.760 was a lot of people

03:47:43.740 and i ate a lot of

03:47:45.300 acid

03:47:45.720 that kind of that

03:47:47.460 reminds me of when i

03:47:48.260 learned that laser

03:47:49.080 tag is a bad idea on

03:47:50.580 mushrooms

03:47:51.020 yeah

03:47:51.720 i feel like that

03:47:54.220 would be really fun

03:47:55.060 though

03:47:55.340 that's just not good

03:47:56.800 for you don't do it

03:47:58.000 that was a long time

03:47:59.660 ago

03:47:59.960 yeah a long time

03:48:01.560 yeah exactly

03:48:02.360 long time ago back

03:48:03.860 in the day when they

03:48:04.560 used to make because

03:48:05.440 he used to be no but

03:48:06.880 the people who made

03:48:08.080 the acid it was

03:48:09.600 clinical it was

03:48:10.580 actually fucking

03:48:11.500 students from u of t

03:48:13.380 students mostly

03:48:14.280 yeah it was university

03:48:15.500 students peddling

03:48:16.380 university students

03:48:17.560 definitely getting

03:48:19.020 mine from bikers

03:48:19.940 but oh they're

03:48:21.220 making uh they're

03:48:22.220 making it to pay for

03:48:23.180 their tuition and

03:48:24.740 so they wouldn't be

03:48:25.860 broke when they

03:48:26.820 fucking go to the

03:48:27.480 editor's end of it

03:48:28.320 right

03:48:28.560 and uh yeah

03:48:30.560 they made great

03:48:31.540 acid man

03:48:32.260 holy fuck it was

03:48:33.660 clinical acid it was

03:48:34.740 fucking awesome man

03:48:36.140 yeah good times

03:48:37.080 yeah

03:48:37.560 there were clean

03:48:39.020 drugs in the 90s

03:48:40.120 right

03:48:40.400 it was very clean

03:48:42.000 and they got away

03:48:43.060 from the uh because

03:48:43.920 they stopped doing

03:48:44.500 the micro dot because

03:48:45.280 the micro dot was

03:48:46.100 uh cancer causing

03:48:47.060 they used pc so

03:48:48.320 they stopped using

03:48:49.360 pcp which is a good

03:48:50.700 thing right

03:48:51.820 liquid

03:48:52.560 um good

03:48:55.300 they still use the

03:48:56.560 other stuff though

03:48:58.000 too so but they

03:48:59.340 cut back on a little

03:49:00.200 bit

03:49:00.460 i mean like the

03:49:02.060 pcp no we can do

03:49:03.500 without that

03:49:04.060 well that was

03:49:05.680 micro dot so if

03:49:06.600 you did micro dot

03:49:07.440 back in the day

03:49:07.980 you were doing

03:49:08.480 you were doing um

03:49:09.740 pcp

03:49:10.720 no dm

03:49:11.780 no what the fuck

03:49:12.700 was it it was um

03:49:13.740 it's a

03:49:14.660 it's like when

03:49:16.880 they take the uh

03:49:17.800 those electrical

03:49:18.500 fucking transformers

03:49:20.180 off the

03:49:20.860 grid

03:49:21.820 um

03:49:23.280 there was

03:49:24.420 ddt

03:49:25.740 ddt is what it

03:49:26.880 is

03:49:27.120 it's cancer causing

03:49:29.080 bullshit anyway

03:49:29.980 it doesn't matter

03:49:30.740 fuck

03:49:32.100 well there

03:49:32.900 there was like

03:49:33.620 mda and mdma

03:49:35.320 back in the day

03:49:36.680 but it settles in

03:49:38.360 your spine

03:49:38.960 yeah it settles in

03:49:41.100 your cortex and

03:49:41.880 shit that stuff

03:49:42.540 fucks you up

03:49:43.220 you're like

03:49:43.740 i never touched

03:49:45.100 any of that that

03:49:45.780 stuff scared the

03:49:46.340 shit out of me

03:49:46.980 okay yeah

03:49:47.940 fuck that

03:49:49.180 no that doesn't

03:49:51.200 no

03:49:51.620 i had a good run

03:49:54.080 i had a good run

03:49:56.280 with ecstasy

03:49:57.200 but

03:49:58.300 it was um

03:49:59.940 it was like

03:50:00.920 nature

03:50:01.400 nature drive

03:50:02.720 like i only

03:50:03.540 did it when i

03:50:04.120 was camping

03:50:04.700 so like you're

03:50:06.980 beside a river

03:50:07.780 and you're just

03:50:08.440 like feeling

03:50:08.960 euphoric

03:50:09.700 basically is what

03:50:11.780 ecstasy does to

03:50:12.960 you it's just

03:50:13.460 like oh hell

03:50:14.180 yeah

03:50:14.460 this is the

03:50:15.640 best thing

03:50:16.240 ever

03:50:16.600 and like

03:50:17.560 you're standing

03:50:18.080 beside a river

03:50:19.720 if i was by a

03:50:20.920 river i wouldn't

03:50:21.540 need it

03:50:22.160 it's the thing

03:50:22.860 no you

03:50:24.420 it just makes

03:50:26.120 it better

03:50:26.600 it's it

03:50:27.340 as drugs do

03:50:28.660 right

03:50:28.920 it heightens

03:50:31.300 the sensation

03:50:32.280 it amplifies

03:50:33.600 amplifies

03:50:34.380 the situation

03:50:35.360 yeah

03:50:35.640 yeah like

03:50:36.280 imagine chris

03:50:38.060 just like

03:50:38.700 and don't

03:50:39.760 ever do this

03:50:40.740 but just like

03:50:41.740 you just like

03:50:42.320 throw a line out

03:50:43.280 and you're just

03:50:44.360 high on ecstasy

03:50:45.200 you're just like

03:50:45.900 reeling through

03:50:46.580 a river

03:50:47.000 and it's like

03:50:47.520 boom

03:50:47.940 fish on

03:50:49.000 and it's just

03:50:49.620 like

03:50:49.920 like the amazing

03:50:51.580 experience that you

03:50:52.820 have and like

03:50:53.660 you fucking

03:50:54.220 everything goes

03:50:55.320 perfect and you

03:50:56.180 just like

03:50:56.620 holy shit

03:50:57.520 like yeah

03:50:58.880 imagine this

03:51:00.180 imagine this

03:51:01.180 no the adrenaline

03:51:02.780 would it

03:51:03.320 the adrenaline

03:51:04.180 would intensify

03:51:05.160 the high

03:51:05.720 but imagine

03:51:07.160 this

03:51:08.800 imagine being

03:51:09.620 perfectly dead

03:51:10.900 fucking straight

03:51:11.840 sober

03:51:12.380 in the middle

03:51:13.400 of fucking

03:51:14.160 january

03:51:15.100 when it's

03:51:15.960 minus five

03:51:16.780 degrees

03:51:17.200 and you're

03:51:17.640 standing up

03:51:18.080 to your

03:51:18.340 fucking knees

03:51:18.940 in the river

03:51:19.480 and you just

03:51:20.500 get that

03:51:20.920 perfect

03:51:21.340 fucking cast

03:51:22.220 and you just

03:51:23.160 see this

03:51:23.600 fucking

03:51:23.940 eight pound

03:51:24.740 chrome

03:51:25.320 fucking steelhead

03:51:26.400 come out of

03:51:26.900 the river

03:51:27.220 and just

03:51:27.660 grab your

03:51:28.120 fucking

03:51:28.460 fly

03:51:28.880 it's gonna

03:51:29.640 feel good

03:51:30.280 you don't

03:51:32.860 need any

03:51:33.380 drugs man

03:51:34.060 that is the

03:51:34.660 best drug

03:51:35.380 I'm not

03:51:36.280 saying you

03:51:36.920 need drugs

03:51:37.620 I'm saying

03:51:38.080 when you're

03:51:38.500 on drugs

03:51:38.960 it just

03:51:39.360 feels better

03:51:40.080 the reason

03:51:43.660 why I agree

03:51:44.160 with your

03:51:44.460 argument on

03:51:44.980 that one

03:51:45.300 is because

03:51:45.800 it's like

03:51:47.040 having an

03:51:47.580 orgasm

03:51:48.180 feels better

03:51:48.800 when you're

03:51:49.140 on acid

03:51:49.640 too

03:51:50.020 if you ever

03:51:50.900 bust a nut

03:51:51.580 on any

03:51:52.520 drug

03:51:52.880 it's like

03:51:53.520 holy fuck

03:51:54.420 man

03:51:54.720 hard to say

03:51:56.020 hard to say

03:51:56.940 I could argue

03:51:57.520 I could argue

03:51:58.140 against that

03:51:58.780 because I could

03:51:59.340 argue that

03:52:00.000 it might be

03:52:00.880 better

03:52:01.200 when you're

03:52:02.960 you know

03:52:03.460 like that

03:52:04.320 fucking

03:52:04.560 it's always

03:52:06.240 gonna be

03:52:06.860 better but

03:52:07.420 everyone always

03:52:08.320 wants to know

03:52:09.220 what it feels

03:52:10.140 like

03:52:10.620 I've done a

03:52:11.420 fucking blast

03:52:12.160 I'm fucking

03:52:15.220 telling you

03:52:15.720 I've done a

03:52:16.100 blast a

03:52:16.600 fucking crack

03:52:17.300 on a

03:52:17.560 fucking coke

03:52:18.120 can

03:52:18.400 and as I

03:52:19.700 was doing

03:52:19.960 a blast

03:52:20.560 getting my

03:52:21.100 fucking

03:52:21.400 freak on

03:52:22.680 whatever

03:52:23.020 I was

03:52:24.100 getting my

03:52:24.520 dick sucked

03:52:25.580 same

03:52:26.000 fucking

03:52:26.340 time

03:52:26.720 busted a

03:52:27.640 fucking

03:52:27.900 nut

03:52:28.220 as I

03:52:28.720 was

03:52:28.840 doing

03:52:29.020 it

03:52:29.680 was

03:52:30.400 like

03:52:30.600 boom

03:52:31.180 I was

03:52:31.620 in heaven

03:52:32.080 dude

03:52:32.500 I was

03:52:33.480 in heaven

03:52:33.980 man

03:52:34.480 it was

03:52:34.980 like

03:52:35.140 boom

03:52:35.480 and did

03:52:37.220 a blast

03:52:37.760 like

03:52:38.260 you're

03:52:38.840 high as

03:52:40.840 fuck

03:52:41.180 in this

03:52:42.540 moment

03:52:42.900 and just

03:52:43.680 busted a

03:52:44.200 fucking

03:52:44.400 nut

03:52:44.620 this one

03:52:45.600 time I

03:52:46.260 had the

03:52:46.740 fucking

03:52:47.260 umbrella

03:52:49.240 stuffed up

03:52:50.020 my ass

03:52:50.660 and I

03:52:51.160 opened it

03:52:51.860 there's

03:52:58.560 certain

03:52:58.820 drugs

03:52:59.660 man

03:53:00.060 it's

03:53:04.260 fucking

03:53:04.540 mind

03:53:05.320 blowing

03:53:05.600 there's

03:53:08.080 time to

03:53:08.420 be sad

03:53:08.840 about it

03:53:09.240 I mean

03:53:09.620 at this

03:53:10.100 point I

03:53:10.520 just want

03:53:11.020 my boat

03:53:11.620 to run

03:53:12.080 and like

03:53:12.580 I'll drive

03:53:13.080 it there

03:53:14.000 on the

03:53:14.340 ocean

03:53:14.660 and if

03:53:15.100 I get

03:53:15.340 a BJ

03:53:15.740 on the

03:53:16.180 ocean

03:53:16.520 I don't

03:53:17.420 need no

03:53:17.860 no drugs

03:53:18.820 you know

03:53:19.440 what I

03:53:19.580 mean

03:53:19.720 that's

03:53:20.560 what

03:53:20.840 am I

03:53:21.280 I told

03:53:21.880 you I'm

03:53:22.200 not giving

03:53:22.700 you a BJ

03:53:23.320 for a

03:53:23.740 fishing trip

03:53:24.200 fuck

03:53:24.680 yeah

03:53:25.060 I also

03:53:26.040 told you

03:53:26.600 you're not

03:53:28.340 welcome on the

03:53:29.220 meet

03:53:29.440 you're not

03:53:30.220 welcome on the

03:53:30.820 meet

03:53:31.040 and voyages

03:53:31.620 fella

03:53:32.180 this run

03:53:36.960 off the rails

03:53:37.540 pretty good

03:53:38.160 here

03:53:38.580 I'll bring my

03:53:39.660 sailor hat

03:53:40.380 I thought

03:53:40.940 I thought

03:53:40.960 I thought

03:53:41.540 it was

03:53:41.740 back

03:53:41.960 when I

03:53:42.240 was talking

03:53:42.740 about

03:53:43.000 double

03:53:43.300 dick

03:53:43.540 dude

03:53:43.760 and the

03:53:44.100 and the

03:53:44.460 cocks

03:53:44.860 and the

03:53:45.100 places

03:53:45.680 you guys

03:53:47.600 just took

03:53:47.900 a whole

03:53:48.280 level

03:53:48.580 and then

03:53:49.560 he starts

03:53:50.020 talking

03:53:50.400 big

03:53:51.040 spin

03:53:51.340 little

03:53:51.660 spin

03:53:52.060 and

03:53:52.400 it

03:53:53.320 gets

03:53:54.100 weird

03:53:54.500 I never

03:53:55.560 even brought

03:53:56.120 that up

03:53:56.600 fuck off

03:53:57.300 I never

03:53:57.680 even brought

03:53:57.960 that up

03:53:58.380 that was

03:54:00.280 you who

03:54:00.860 did that

03:54:01.360 that was

03:54:01.700 not me

03:54:02.160 you're my

03:54:04.060 little buddy

03:54:04.560 I love

03:54:04.940 that

03:54:05.120 it's okay

03:54:05.620 don't worry

03:54:06.260 about it

03:54:06.580 little buddy

03:54:07.060 I feel

03:54:11.440 like that's

03:54:11.860 how Johnny

03:54:12.300 and Chris

03:54:12.720 sleep on

03:54:13.140 the couch

03:54:13.480 together

03:54:13.840 when Johnny

03:54:14.380 is in

03:54:14.660 town

03:54:15.420 I feel

03:54:15.760 like they

03:54:16.080 spoon each

03:54:16.480 other

03:54:16.660 and just

03:54:16.960 don't talk

03:54:17.460 about it

03:54:17.600 honestly

03:54:18.120 honestly

03:54:18.840 I leave

03:54:20.920 Al

03:54:21.680 sleep

03:54:21.960 on the

03:54:22.280 other side

03:54:22.700 of the

03:54:22.860 house

03:54:23.700 about it

03:54:24.100 yeah

03:54:26.120 right

03:54:26.520 exactly

03:54:27.560 nobody needs

03:54:29.940 to hear about

03:54:30.480 me and

03:54:30.780 wild

03:54:30.980 I set

03:54:32.280 up a

03:54:32.640 second

03:54:33.340 tart

03:54:33.780 listen to

03:54:35.160 this

03:54:35.360 I set

03:54:35.760 up a

03:54:36.040 second

03:54:36.320 tart

03:54:36.660 for Al

03:54:37.160 to park

03:54:37.600 under

03:54:37.900 and then

03:54:38.780 my other

03:54:39.700 buddy

03:54:40.000 Jason

03:54:40.460 showed up

03:54:41.100 and he's

03:54:41.820 got a nicer

03:54:42.320 truck

03:54:42.740 so I was

03:54:43.100 like well

03:54:43.560 you know

03:54:44.220 I like you

03:54:44.940 better so you

03:54:45.720 can park

03:54:46.120 under the

03:54:46.520 tarp

03:54:47.280 and then a

03:54:47.700 fucking

03:54:47.960 branch

03:54:48.400 falls out of

03:54:50.140 the tree

03:54:50.520 and caves

03:54:51.080 in the

03:54:51.360 corner of

03:54:53.000 his truck

03:54:54.000 so he

03:54:56.400 leaves

03:54:56.860 because he's

03:54:57.240 all fucking

03:54:57.720 pissed off

03:54:58.220 his truck

03:54:58.620 got fucking

03:54:59.140 wrecked

03:55:00.000 and Al

03:55:00.540 parks under

03:55:01.160 there

03:55:01.500 so

03:55:01.960 see

03:55:03.180 look who

03:55:03.940 took care

03:55:05.740 of fucking

03:55:06.540 Al

03:55:06.860 made sure

03:55:07.320 his stuff

03:55:07.740 stayed dry

03:55:08.560 I cannot

03:55:09.800 even deny

03:55:10.940 anything that

03:55:11.880 was just

03:55:12.560 said there

03:55:13.160 that's how

03:55:14.320 it went

03:55:14.860 really

03:55:16.400 that is how

03:55:17.080 it goes

03:55:17.540 that's rough

03:55:18.120 I gave him a

03:55:19.280 nice fucking

03:55:19.960 load of gravy

03:55:20.900 too

03:55:21.280 although I

03:55:22.040 fought for his

03:55:22.740 birthday

03:55:23.220 oh shut the

03:55:24.500 fuck up

03:55:25.340 shut the

03:55:26.060 fuck

03:55:26.460 shut the

03:55:27.860 fuck up

03:55:29.020 what the

03:55:30.040 fuck

03:55:30.500 it was a

03:55:31.300 little cream

03:55:32.160 cream jar

03:55:33.340 of cream

03:55:34.040 of

03:55:34.340 oh it

03:55:35.180 wasn't creamy

03:55:35.840 actually

03:55:36.140 what the

03:55:37.580 fuck

03:55:37.920 thousand

03:55:38.500 island

03:55:38.840 jesus

03:55:39.400 why not

03:55:40.320 make it

03:55:40.580 weird

03:55:40.920 thousand

03:55:42.520 island

03:55:42.960 jesus

03:55:43.880 I love

03:55:45.080 that

03:55:45.480 no

03:55:47.140 I should

03:55:47.500 have wrote

03:55:47.800 that on

03:55:48.160 the fucking

03:55:48.600 jar

03:55:49.440 oh my

03:55:51.120 god

03:55:51.700 it was

03:55:52.340 actually a

03:55:53.000 jar

03:55:53.200 for Al

03:55:54.140 oh yeah

03:55:55.520 it was a

03:55:55.980 fucking

03:55:56.180 I can

03:55:56.820 no it's

03:55:59.260 fucking

03:55:59.560 clean

03:56:00.000 how do

03:56:00.860 you how

03:56:01.460 do you

03:56:01.720 throw a

03:56:02.180 birthday

03:56:02.540 present

03:56:03.080 out

03:56:03.560 like

03:56:04.920 that's

03:56:05.600 what it

03:56:05.960 is

03:56:06.760 no

03:56:08.260 there's

03:56:10.500 no

03:56:10.640 coming

03:56:10.960 I

03:56:11.200 wouldn't

03:56:11.460 do

03:56:11.600 that

03:56:11.780 to

03:56:11.920 amber

03:56:12.180 lord

03:56:13.000 what do

03:56:15.880 you want

03:56:16.220 I wouldn't

03:56:16.540 do that

03:56:16.800 I wouldn't

03:56:17.180 do that

03:56:17.540 to you

03:56:18.560 I'm

03:56:19.500 pretty

03:56:19.860 sure

03:56:21.080 you're

03:56:21.400 a good

03:56:21.700 enough

03:56:21.940 guy

03:56:22.240 we've

03:56:22.700 we've

03:56:23.100 known

03:56:23.240 each

03:56:23.480 other

03:56:23.640 for a

03:56:23.920 while

03:56:24.160 well

03:56:24.460 you

03:56:24.980 ate

03:56:25.260 some

03:56:25.480 of it

03:56:25.800 with

03:56:26.520 the

03:56:26.740 lamb

03:56:27.080 the

03:56:27.360 lamb

03:56:27.680 you ate

03:56:28.060 some

03:56:28.220 of it

03:56:28.640 I put

03:56:29.160 some

03:56:29.340 in

03:56:29.480 there

03:56:30.240 oh my

03:56:31.360 okay

03:56:32.440 this

03:56:33.640 lamb meal

03:56:34.760 this man's

03:56:35.600 talking about

03:56:36.280 he tried

03:56:37.240 to dose

03:56:37.940 everyone

03:56:38.480 in the

03:56:38.920 party

03:56:39.300 he

03:56:40.560 came to

03:56:41.360 me

03:56:41.540 and was

03:56:41.880 like

03:56:42.120 do you

03:56:42.820 have

03:56:43.040 any

03:56:43.240 mushrooms

03:56:43.660 and I'm

03:56:44.860 like

03:56:45.180 I forgot

03:56:46.960 them

03:56:47.420 and he's

03:56:48.860 like

03:56:49.200 well I

03:56:49.680 got

03:56:49.980 this

03:56:50.560 amount

03:56:50.960 and I'm

03:56:51.480 gonna put

03:56:51.820 it in

03:56:52.100 the

03:56:52.240 gravy

03:56:52.680 you

03:56:54.020 down

03:56:54.420 and I

03:56:55.440 was

03:56:55.620 like

03:56:55.860 yeah

03:56:56.220 let's

03:56:56.860 go

03:56:57.220 so I

03:56:58.220 steeped

03:56:58.660 them

03:56:58.760 for

03:56:58.920 like

03:56:59.120 an

03:56:59.240 hour

03:56:59.440 and a

03:56:59.640 half

03:57:00.020 everybody

03:57:02.020 was

03:57:02.540 happy

03:57:02.940 man

03:57:03.260 this

03:57:04.280 is

03:57:04.480 the

03:57:04.640 best

03:57:05.000 fucking

03:57:05.400 lamb

03:57:05.780 I

03:57:06.120 don't

03:57:06.500 like

03:57:06.740 lamb

03:57:07.180 this

03:57:07.420 is

03:57:07.540 great

03:57:08.200 Jesus

03:57:10.940 people

03:57:12.800 start

03:57:13.040 hiding

03:57:13.340 each

03:57:13.600 other

03:57:14.260 amazing

03:57:16.000 our

03:57:17.000 friend

03:57:17.260 has a

03:57:17.580 mental

03:57:17.780 breakdown

03:57:18.320 weird

03:57:19.200 what

03:57:19.640 why

03:57:19.840 that

03:57:20.040 happened

03:57:20.400 it

03:57:25.960 wasn't

03:57:26.340 the

03:57:26.500 mushrooms

03:57:27.040 dude

03:57:27.720 it's

03:57:31.260 just

03:57:31.480 because

03:57:31.880 it's

03:57:32.240 the

03:57:32.440 end

03:57:32.660 of

03:57:32.780 the

03:57:32.960 month

03:57:33.420 yeah

03:57:34.720 I

03:57:35.100 know

03:57:35.320 my

03:57:38.060 god

03:57:38.420 it's

03:57:38.900 the

03:57:39.040 end

03:57:39.180 of

03:57:39.280 the

03:57:39.380 month

03:57:39.600 oh

03:57:40.260 okay

03:57:40.520 rented

03:57:41.840 dude

03:57:42.380 I was

03:57:42.720 like

03:57:42.840 how

03:57:43.000 did

03:57:43.120 you

03:57:43.240 guys

03:57:43.400 know

03:57:43.720 I

03:57:45.180 had

03:57:45.280 my

03:57:45.440 sister

03:57:45.720 cow

03:57:46.060 heart

03:57:46.340 once

03:57:46.680 and

03:57:46.860 she

03:57:47.100 had

03:57:47.260 no

03:57:47.460 idea

03:57:47.780 she's

03:57:48.120 like

03:57:48.320 I

03:57:50.060 fried

03:57:50.320 up

03:57:50.500 cow

03:57:50.780 heart

03:57:50.960 I

03:57:51.100 cut

03:57:51.280 it

03:57:51.400 up

03:57:51.540 in

03:57:51.660 the

03:57:51.760 cubes

03:57:52.140 and

03:57:52.340 fried

03:57:52.640 it

03:57:52.760 in

03:57:52.780 the

03:57:52.860 frying

03:57:53.100 pan

03:57:53.440 I

03:57:53.580 just

03:57:53.720 grabbed

03:57:54.000 salsa

03:57:54.860 and

03:57:55.280 whatever

03:57:55.400 the hell

03:57:55.720 I had

03:57:56.020 in the

03:57:56.200 fridge

03:57:56.580 that

03:57:57.840 would

03:57:58.000 make it

03:57:59.520 some

03:57:59.860 sauce

03:58:00.500 and spice

03:58:01.240 and flavor

03:58:01.800 fried it

03:58:03.520 up

03:58:03.860 with some

03:58:04.440 onions

03:58:04.820 I think

03:58:05.120 I had

03:58:05.360 some

03:58:05.500 onions

03:58:05.820 so that

03:58:06.260 helped

03:58:06.560 then

03:58:07.980 some

03:58:08.300 spices

03:58:08.740 and salt

03:58:09.300 pepper

03:58:09.580 or whatever

03:58:09.900 it was

03:58:10.900 awesome

03:58:11.320 it was

03:58:11.760 delicious

03:58:12.140 I loved

03:58:12.520 cow

03:58:12.780 heart

03:58:13.020 she

03:58:14.020 ate

03:58:14.280 it

03:58:14.400 all

03:58:14.700 and

03:58:15.940 when

03:58:16.180 I

03:58:16.560 told

03:58:16.760 her

03:58:16.960 afterwards

03:58:17.400 it was

03:58:17.680 cow

03:58:17.940 heart

03:58:18.200 she

03:58:18.460 I

03:58:21.020 went to

03:58:22.600 this

03:58:22.800 party

03:58:23.160 one

03:58:23.420 time

03:58:23.680 so

03:58:23.920 went to

03:58:25.500 this

03:58:25.640 Christmas

03:58:25.980 party

03:58:26.320 it was

03:58:26.940 like a potluck

03:58:27.700 you know

03:58:28.160 everybody brings

03:58:28.720 a dish

03:58:29.180 and

03:58:29.920 it was

03:58:30.680 black

03:58:31.060 just

03:58:31.420 it must

03:58:31.880 have been

03:58:32.080 the end

03:58:32.340 of

03:58:32.500 yeah

03:58:32.940 because I

03:58:33.280 shot

03:58:33.480 the bear

03:58:33.880 so

03:58:34.760 anyways

03:58:35.380 I used

03:58:35.680 the bear

03:58:36.100 fat

03:58:36.460 for

03:58:36.820 the lard

03:58:37.880 for the

03:58:38.940 pie crust

03:58:39.540 and they

03:58:39.820 made this

03:58:40.160 beautiful

03:58:40.520 blackberry

03:58:41.100 pot

03:58:41.400 this huge

03:58:41.980 fucking

03:58:42.340 like 15

03:58:43.340 inch

03:58:43.600 blackberry

03:58:44.120 pot

03:58:44.500 it was

03:58:44.760 like

03:58:45.020 two inches

03:58:45.640 thick

03:58:46.060 just

03:58:46.820 gorgeous

03:58:47.620 just

03:58:48.600 fucking

03:58:48.980 gorgeous

03:58:49.460 right

03:58:49.800 and

03:58:50.260 everybody

03:58:51.500 that

03:58:51.980 fucking

03:58:52.300 pie

03:58:52.560 got

03:58:52.780 cleaned

03:58:53.120 up

03:58:53.440 like

03:58:53.980 everybody

03:58:54.260 knew

03:58:54.480 it was

03:58:54.660 homemade

03:58:54.980 they

03:58:55.280 just

03:58:55.500 fucking

03:58:55.780 ate

03:58:56.020 it

03:58:56.160 right

03:58:56.320 up

03:58:56.720 and

03:58:57.020 well

03:58:59.060 it's

03:58:59.240 so

03:58:59.420 good

03:58:59.820 yeah

03:59:00.420 I

03:59:00.560 know

03:59:00.680 I

03:59:00.840 said

03:59:01.040 that

03:59:01.540 fucking

03:59:01.860 blackberry

03:59:02.500 lard

03:59:02.940 fucking

03:59:03.320 really

03:59:03.720 made

03:59:04.000 a great

03:59:04.320 crust

03:59:04.740 in it

03:59:05.180 and it

03:59:05.560 was

03:59:05.680 just

03:59:05.840 like

03:59:06.000 everybody

03:59:06.360 in the

03:59:06.820 room

03:59:07.040 was

03:59:07.260 just

03:59:07.460 disgusted

03:59:08.360 absolutely

03:59:08.880 terrified

03:59:09.480 that they

03:59:09.880 just ate

03:59:10.260 this

03:59:12.340 lard

03:59:13.020 oh

03:59:13.420 man

03:59:13.820 that

03:59:14.440 would

03:59:14.620 oh

03:59:15.320 lots

03:59:16.100 of

03:59:16.220 fat

03:59:16.420 on

03:59:16.580 there

03:59:16.800 my mouth's

03:59:17.880 watering

03:59:18.300 right now

03:59:18.900 just like

03:59:19.320 my mouth is

03:59:19.780 watering

03:59:20.120 bear fat

03:59:21.720 and like

03:59:22.240 blueberry

03:59:22.600 it was a

03:59:23.100 blueberry

03:59:23.420 bear too

03:59:24.180 like

03:59:24.420 it wasn't

03:59:24.720 a shitty

03:59:25.240 bear

03:59:25.540 it was

03:59:26.420 a nice

03:59:26.820 bear

03:59:27.180 yeah

03:59:27.920 oh

03:59:29.240 it was

03:59:29.660 it made

03:59:30.300 this

03:59:30.560 the

03:59:30.920 fucking

03:59:31.540 crispiest

03:59:32.240 fluffiest

03:59:32.940 crust

03:59:33.360 the crust

03:59:33.920 was like

03:59:34.320 half an

03:59:34.760 inch thick

03:59:35.200 on the

03:59:35.500 top of

03:59:35.840 the pot

03:59:36.220 and it

03:59:37.100 was a

03:59:37.360 huge

03:59:37.640 pot

03:59:38.020 too

03:59:38.360 I

03:59:38.660 had a

03:59:38.960 big

03:59:39.320 pan

03:59:39.700 I almost

03:59:41.160 bought a

03:59:41.580 fucking

03:59:41.840 20 inch

03:59:42.600 skillet

03:59:43.080 today

03:59:43.420 oh my

03:59:44.600 god

03:59:44.880 yeah

03:59:45.160 I know

03:59:46.420 that's what

03:59:46.840 I thought

03:59:47.240 too

03:59:47.480 like a

03:59:47.960 20 inch

03:59:48.480 large

03:59:49.020 fucking

03:59:49.480 skillet

03:59:50.040 it was

03:59:50.280 like a

03:59:50.540 giant

03:59:51.300 jambalaya

03:59:52.080 I know

03:59:53.300 I was

03:59:53.560 thinking

03:59:53.720 that would

03:59:53.980 be a

03:59:54.180 great

03:59:54.340 anniversary

03:59:54.800 present

03:59:55.240 for my

03:59:55.540 wife

03:59:55.800 and I

03:59:56.060 was like

03:59:56.280 actually

03:59:56.600 maybe not

03:59:57.620 they make

04:00:01.720 the best

04:00:02.140 pizza

04:00:02.640 I'm not

04:00:03.520 gonna lie

04:00:04.020 though

04:00:04.280 I'm one

04:00:04.800 of those

04:00:05.120 women that

04:00:05.500 actually

04:00:05.780 doesn't get

04:00:06.440 mad when

04:00:06.900 I get

04:00:07.200 given like

04:00:07.940 small appliances

04:00:08.840 for my

04:00:09.340 kitchen

04:00:09.760 or

04:00:10.200 that's a

04:00:12.920 little too

04:00:13.420 so

04:00:13.600 what about

04:00:14.000 what about

04:00:14.700 cookies made

04:00:15.440 with breast

04:00:15.920 milk

04:00:16.320 you

04:00:17.500 into that

04:00:18.920 oh here

04:00:19.380 we go

04:00:20.180 that's

04:00:20.800 okay

04:00:21.100 gone

04:00:21.880 why is it

04:00:23.060 menopause

04:00:23.660 so no

04:00:24.200 that's weird

04:00:25.320 if it was

04:00:26.420 my wife's

04:00:27.320 breast milk

04:00:27.900 only if she

04:00:28.420 has cookie

04:00:28.920 nipples

04:00:29.300 no

04:00:31.140 that's

04:00:32.260 probably

04:00:32.600 pretty

04:00:32.900 healthy

04:00:33.240 I

04:00:35.400 I

04:00:36.200 I

04:00:37.400 I

04:00:37.440 I

04:00:38.400 I

04:00:39.000 I

04:00:39.140 I

04:00:39.200 I

04:00:39.220 I

04:00:40.540 I

04:00:41.140 I

04:00:41.540 I

04:00:42.480 I

04:00:42.540 I

04:00:42.560 I

04:00:42.640 I

04:00:43.100 I

04:00:43.160 I

04:00:43.600 I

04:00:43.760 I

04:00:44.160 I

04:00:44.380 I

04:00:44.440 I

04:00:45.100 I

04:00:45.300 I

04:00:45.320 I

04:00:46.160 I

04:00:46.260 I

04:00:46.300 I

04:00:46.320 I

04:00:46.380 I

04:00:46.440 I

04:00:46.560 I

04:00:47.140 I

04:00:47.160 I

04:00:47.260 I

04:00:47.380 I

04:00:47.440 I

04:00:48.260 I

04:00:49.300 I

04:00:50.300 I

04:00:50.980 I

04:00:51.260 I

04:00:51.300 I

04:00:52.300 I

04:00:53.300 I

04:00:55.300 made a

04:00:55.620 bite

04:00:55.840 on that

04:00:56.240 bullshit

04:00:56.640 so

04:00:57.280 I'm

04:00:57.620 gonna

04:00:57.720 leave

04:00:58.120 right

04:00:58.400 now

04:00:58.880 if

04:00:59.520 you

04:00:59.620 told

04:00:59.900 me

04:01:00.080 that

04:01:00.300 if

04:01:00.600 you

04:01:00.720 told

04:01:00.920 me

04:01:01.080 goodnight

04:01:02.860 Sarah

04:01:03.320 goodnight

04:01:04.040 Johnny

04:01:04.480 goodnight

04:01:05.060 Chris

04:01:05.580 goodnight

04:01:06.020 Jason

04:01:06.520 I'm

04:01:08.520 gonna

04:01:08.620 get off

04:01:09.020 to you

04:01:09.340 get the

04:01:10.380 fuck

04:01:10.600 out of

04:01:10.840 here

04:01:11.400 yeah

04:01:11.660 yeah

04:01:11.880 I have

04:01:12.060 to go

04:01:12.260 too

04:01:12.900 fuck

04:01:13.280 you

04:01:13.480 guys

04:01:13.780 kinda

04:01:14.240 amazing

04:01:21.620 with

04:01:22.180 Al's

04:01:22.620 turn

04:01:23.000 gets

04:01:23.580 fucking

04:01:23.960 fed up

04:01:24.500 it's

04:01:24.660 like

04:01:24.800 holy

04:01:25.040 shit

04:01:25.360 if I

04:01:26.520 if I

04:01:26.880 bit

04:01:27.160 halfway

04:01:27.580 through

04:01:27.840 a

04:01:27.980 cookie

04:01:28.240 and I

04:01:28.560 ate

04:01:28.720 a

04:01:29.280 half

04:01:29.480 cookie

04:01:29.820 and

04:01:30.720 someone

04:01:31.020 said

04:01:31.240 that's

04:01:31.480 made

04:01:31.620 with

04:01:31.780 titty

04:01:31.940 milk

04:01:32.300 I'd be

04:01:32.600 like

04:01:32.800 fuck

04:01:34.260 it

04:01:34.400 I

04:01:34.580 would

04:01:34.720 keep

04:01:34.960 eating

04:01:35.200 it

04:01:35.380 I

04:01:36.980 wouldn't

04:01:37.920 I

04:01:39.380 mean

04:01:40.320 I guess

04:01:40.720 it would

04:01:40.940 depend

04:01:41.200 on how

04:01:41.580 it was

04:01:41.800 tasting

04:01:42.180 I

04:01:42.420 guess

04:01:42.740 right

04:01:43.180 if it

04:01:47.360 was my

04:01:47.640 wife's

04:01:48.220 titty

04:01:48.420 milk

04:01:48.720 I

04:01:49.020 guess

04:01:49.680 my

04:01:51.160 mom's

04:01:51.620 titty

04:01:51.840 milk

04:01:52.160 is it

04:01:53.940 your

04:01:54.060 grandma's

04:01:54.720 titty

04:01:54.920 milk

04:01:55.180 vaccinated

04:01:59.620 I don't

04:02:00.120 want

04:02:00.300 vaccinated

04:02:00.940 titty

04:02:01.240 milk

04:02:01.560 is it

04:02:02.580 your

04:02:02.720 daughter's

04:02:03.420 yeah

04:02:05.980 but does

04:02:07.700 it really

04:02:08.020 matter if

04:02:08.540 it's your

04:02:08.820 mother's

04:02:09.260 because

04:02:09.480 you've

04:02:09.760 already

04:02:09.960 had

04:02:10.240 your

04:02:10.380 mother's

04:02:11.320 yeah

04:02:11.760 exactly

04:02:12.240 is it

04:02:12.960 your

04:02:13.080 neighbor's

04:02:13.980 dog's

04:02:14.520 titty

04:02:14.720 milk

04:02:15.040 like

04:02:15.500 what kind

04:02:18.020 of

04:02:18.120 titty

04:02:18.280 milk

04:02:18.540 it's

04:02:19.460 getting

04:02:19.660 weird

04:02:20.040 I gotta

04:02:20.480 get off

04:02:20.900 here

04:02:21.080 I feel

04:02:22.520 like

04:02:22.800 the exact

04:02:24.020 same

04:02:24.420 thing

04:02:24.700 I feel

04:02:26.180 like I'm

04:02:26.520 the one

04:02:26.760 with

04:02:26.900 titties

04:02:27.320 and we're

04:02:27.680 not

04:02:28.000 I feel

04:02:28.800 like I'm

04:02:29.080 not part

04:02:29.400 of this

04:02:29.620 conversation

04:02:30.160 nobody

04:02:31.520 wants

04:02:31.900 Sarah's

04:02:32.420 titty

04:02:32.620 milk

04:02:32.980 book

04:02:33.400 no

04:02:33.880 except

04:02:34.760 Taz

04:02:35.300 that's

04:02:37.480 true

04:02:37.700 that is

04:02:38.900 a true

04:02:39.280 statement

04:02:39.840 nice to

04:02:47.440 see you

04:02:47.660 Jason

04:02:47.920 yeah

04:02:49.340 you too

04:02:49.780 sir

04:02:50.040 fuck off

04:02:52.080 if you're

04:02:52.460 gonna fuck

04:02:52.800 off

04:02:53.080 go

04:02:53.340 fuck you

04:02:59.780 Johnny

04:03:00.040 fucking

04:03:03.380 Chris

04:03:03.940 love it

04:03:04.660 that's

04:03:06.600 good

04:03:06.900 it's

04:03:08.160 just

04:03:08.340 fine

04:03:08.660 that's

04:03:09.100 all

04:03:09.380 yeah

04:03:11.320 it's

04:03:11.780 fun to

04:03:12.040 say

04:03:12.200 fuck you

04:03:12.560 Chris

04:03:12.880 and then

04:03:13.880 yeah

04:03:16.460 it's

04:03:19.700 almost as

04:03:20.180 fun as

04:03:20.500 using

04:03:20.740 Chris's

04:03:21.160 ashtray

04:03:21.620 fuck off

04:03:23.680 that's

04:03:25.020 always

04:03:25.240 fun

04:03:25.440 slip

04:03:29.100 run

04:03:29.380 his

04:03:29.520 own

04:03:29.740 ashtray

04:03:30.240 Chris's

04:03:31.140 ashtray

04:03:31.720 oh I

04:03:32.360 know

04:03:32.600 brought a

04:03:33.020 lighter

04:03:33.260 and said

04:03:33.600 Chris's

04:03:34.060 lighter

04:03:34.420 that was

04:03:36.180 hilarious

04:03:36.580 it is a

04:03:40.900 good time

04:03:41.460 the best

04:03:42.440 fucking

04:03:42.780 costume

04:03:43.280 was

04:03:43.900 the 72nd

04:03:46.040 version

04:03:46.340 squadron

04:03:47.120 that

04:03:48.040 Matt

04:03:48.400 Hatter

04:03:48.680 showed up

04:03:49.120 with the

04:03:49.600 umbrella

04:03:50.040 and the

04:03:50.440 fan

04:03:50.780 and shit

04:03:51.240 everything

04:03:56.560 it was

04:03:57.220 hilarious

04:03:57.520 where is

04:04:01.220 it

04:04:01.560 I'll send

04:04:02.540 you the

04:04:02.760 link

04:04:03.040 I can

04:04:04.600 he's got

04:04:05.940 to find

04:04:06.300 it

04:04:06.980 I know

04:04:07.580 look what

04:04:08.900 you started

04:04:09.360 Sarah

04:04:09.760 you had to

04:04:10.160 ask

04:04:10.320 questions

04:04:10.940 what did

04:04:13.500 I do

04:04:14.000 you ask

04:04:15.760 questions

04:04:16.180 okay

04:04:18.320 that's

04:04:20.860 what happens

04:04:21.580 ask

04:04:23.480 questions

04:04:24.100 and then

04:04:24.520 Chris

04:04:24.740 goes on

04:04:25.200 a mission

04:04:25.560 I don't

04:04:26.620 know

04:04:26.940 I have to

04:04:27.720 go to my

04:04:28.040 own

04:04:28.320 freaking

04:04:28.580 site

04:04:29.200 I don't

04:04:29.840 know what

04:04:30.080 you're trying

04:04:30.420 to do

04:04:30.760 so I

04:04:31.140 can't tell

04:04:31.580 you

04:04:31.640 I don't

04:04:31.920 know

04:04:32.100 either

04:04:32.440 but

04:04:32.720 I'm

04:04:33.440 trying to

04:04:33.820 find the

04:04:34.440 Halloween

04:04:34.820 of

04:04:35.740 last year

04:04:37.540 where

04:04:38.080 I had

04:04:40.240 yesterday

04:04:40.640 oh from

04:04:42.380 the year

04:04:42.660 before

04:04:43.080 last year

04:04:44.120 yeah

04:04:44.360 it was

04:04:44.520 on Facebook

04:04:47.040 but I

04:04:47.480 can't

04:04:47.980 okay

04:04:48.460 yeah

04:04:48.900 I wasn't

04:04:49.480 there

04:04:49.760 yeah

04:04:50.920 yeah

04:04:52.040 I'm not

04:04:54.200 clicking

04:04:54.540 stuff

04:04:55.000 right now

04:04:55.660 yeah

04:04:55.900 don't

04:04:56.200 click

04:04:56.420 on the

04:04:56.680 things

04:04:56.940 now

04:04:57.320 no

04:04:57.860 yeah

04:04:58.000 no

04:04:58.320 I'm

04:04:58.740 Sarah's

04:05:00.420 sleepy

04:05:00.640 we're going

04:05:01.160 to bed

04:05:01.540 so we're

04:05:01.860 going to

04:05:02.000 say night

04:05:02.400 night

04:05:02.680 yeah

04:05:03.620 I'm there

04:05:04.220 too

04:05:04.500 yeah

04:05:05.880 we're

04:05:06.140 going to

04:05:06.280 say night

04:05:06.620 night

04:05:06.900 we're done

04:05:07.360 we went

04:05:09.220 for a rare

04:05:09.720 four hours

04:05:10.460 around here

04:05:11.140 yeah

04:05:11.880 we talked

04:05:12.320 about all

04:05:12.640 kinds of

04:05:13.480 dicks

04:05:13.880 and stuff

04:05:14.420 I'm tired

04:05:15.280 well you

04:05:16.380 read from

04:05:16.820 the book

04:05:17.220 I did

04:05:18.120 I know

04:05:18.760 so many

04:05:19.400 things

04:05:19.700 happened

04:05:20.140 we went

04:05:20.640 so many

04:05:21.060 places

04:05:21.400 we have

04:05:22.400 to right

04:05:22.860 totally

04:05:23.960 the book

04:05:25.000 we didn't

04:05:27.540 even have

04:05:27.900 to

04:05:28.140 it went

04:05:30.000 so many

04:05:30.340 places

04:05:30.660 we didn't

04:05:31.060 even think

04:05:31.440 it was

04:05:31.640 going to

04:05:31.880 go

04:05:32.120 good for

04:05:32.740 that

04:05:32.860 all right

04:05:34.140 I'll

04:05:34.620 let myself

04:05:35.900 just play

04:05:36.480 the intro

04:05:37.020 we're all

04:05:38.280 going

04:05:38.700 okay I go

04:05:40.660 now

04:05:40.960 bye

04:05:41.700 see you

04:05:45.160 Chris is

04:05:46.840 like

04:05:47.000 bye

04:05:47.700 I'm out

04:05:48.120 yeah right

04:05:49.860 he's like

04:05:50.300 fuck us

04:05:50.980 peace

04:05:51.520 peace

04:05:53.760 well thanks

04:05:54.780 everybody

04:05:55.220 nice to

04:05:55.600 see y'all

04:05:56.000 yeah I'll

04:05:58.080 just play the

04:05:58.600 intro out I

04:05:59.260 guess

04:05:59.520 fuck it

04:06:00.460 yeah you

04:06:01.120 do you

04:06:01.660 my ears

04:06:05.080 hang on

04:06:05.440 one second

04:06:05.800 just a second

04:06:07.800 just relax

04:06:08.560 oh no one

04:06:10.040 gets to see me

04:06:10.720 with no

04:06:11.000 cam phone

04:06:11.420 sorry guys

04:06:12.000 oh come on

04:06:13.420 that's the whole

04:06:13.900 part that's the

04:06:14.600 whole point of

04:06:15.140 stream

04:06:15.800 I love my

04:06:17.000 country

04:06:17.640 love my

04:06:18.540 freedom

04:06:19.140 fuck well

04:06:20.020 baby no I

04:06:21.240 don't need

04:06:22.160 shotgun

04:06:22.960 laced from

04:06:23.780 the woods

04:06:24.300 to the plate

04:06:25.060 ain't never

04:06:25.840 went hungry

04:06:26.760 ain't never

04:06:27.320 too late

04:06:28.160 to come

04:06:28.840 around here

04:06:29.660 son running

04:06:30.400 your mouth

04:06:31.400 you can

04:06:33.080 fuck around

04:06:33.720 and find out

04:06:34.760 you can

04:06:39.220 fuck around

04:06:39.820 and find out

04:06:40.240 you can

04:06:40.460 just grab a

04:06:41.760 sock like

04:06:42.280 everybody else

04:06:43.080 you know

04:06:43.580 a sock

04:06:47.400 what'd you

04:06:48.960 do

04:06:49.240 nothing

04:06:50.560 my laptop

04:06:51.540 is going

04:06:52.040 really weird

04:06:52.860 it's tunnel

04:06:53.840 juice I

04:06:54.320 swear to

04:06:54.700 god

04:06:55.100 or

04:06:56.060 a friendly

04:06:57.980 neighborhood

04:06:58.400 CSIS

04:06:58.860 whoever

04:06:59.260 I was really

04:07:02.800 mad at a girl

04:07:03.320 once I called

04:07:03.860 her a cum

04:07:04.220 sponge

04:07:13.580 so I

04:07:14.200 don't run

04:07:15.120 or hide

04:07:15.660 from

04:07:15.920 anything

04:07:16.560 bitch

04:07:17.100 I'm a

04:07:17.480 red

04:07:17.800 white

04:07:18.100 and blue

04:07:18.500 color

04:07:18.860 boy

04:07:19.280 from

04:07:19.560 the

04:07:19.740 song

04:07:20.180 you can

04:07:22.040 fuck around

04:07:22.640 and find out

04:07:23.500 love my

04:07:24.200 country

04:07:24.820 love my

04:07:25.700 freedom

04:07:26.320 fuck well

04:07:27.240 fair

04:07:27.600 no I

04:07:28.400 don't need

04:07:29.320 shotgun

04:07:30.120 laced from

04:07:30.960 the woods

04:07:31.460 to the plate

04:07:32.240 ain't never

04:07:33.000 went hungry

04:07:33.940 ain't never

04:07:34.480 too late

04:07:35.360 so come

04:07:36.000 around here

04:07:36.860 son running

04:07:37.560 your mouth

04:07:38.580 you can

04:07:40.260 fuck around

04:07:40.880 anyway

04:07:49.780 sorry

04:07:51.300 y'all almost

04:07:52.380 saw it

04:07:52.600 was

04:07:52.700 sorry

04:07:53.080 forgot

04:07:53.380 no pants

04:07:54.020 see one day

04:07:56.700 on this

04:07:57.040 dream

04:07:57.320 one day

04:07:57.840 it's gonna

04:07:58.460 happen

04:08:10.880 ladies high

04:08:11.480 class

04:08:11.920 got the

04:08:12.340 music way

04:08:12.920 up loud

04:08:13.420 with a

04:08:13.860 cigar in

04:08:14.440 my mouth

04:08:14.900 fuck around

04:08:15.660 and come

04:08:16.000 find out

04:08:16.440 how we

04:08:16.920 do it

04:08:17.360 in the

04:08:17.700 south

04:08:18.080 when you

04:08:19.860 said it

04:08:20.160 like that

04:08:20.540 yes

04:08:20.840 okay

04:08:21.200 oh no

04:08:23.820 there we

04:08:25.100 go

04:08:26.280 yeah

04:08:29.020 for fuck

04:08:31.280 sake

04:08:32.340 ladies

04:08:33.020 wanna wrestle

04:08:34.480 them

04:08:36.360 ah

04:08:37.220 man up

04:08:38.080 sit his ass

04:08:39.080 down

04:08:39.900 we done

04:08:40.620 talking

04:08:41.060 fuck around

04:08:41.980 and find

04:08:42.560 out

04:08:42.880 love my

04:08:43.560 country

04:08:44.220 love my

04:08:45.100 freedom

04:08:45.680 fuck well

04:08:46.600 bear

04:08:46.980 no

04:08:47.400 I don't

04:08:48.240 need

04:08:48.700 them

04:08:48.900 shotgun

04:08:49.520 laced

04:08:50.120 from the

04:08:50.520 woods

04:08:50.860 to the

04:08:51.280 plate

04:08:51.640 ain't

04:08:52.080 never

04:08:52.380 I went

04:08:52.720 hungry

04:08:53.320 ain't

04:08:53.620 ever

04:08:53.860 too

04:08:54.240 late

04:08:54.740 come

04:08:55.360 around

04:08:55.880 here

04:08:56.260 son

04:08:56.640 running

04:08:56.940 your

04:08:57.280 mouth

04:08:57.960 you can

04:08:59.640 fuck

04:08:59.920 around

04:09:00.260 to find

04:09:00.820 out

04:09:01.340 hi

04:09:02.700 what

04:09:03.600 are

04:09:03.940 hey I guess you didn't see that like hey I'm gonna go for a quick smoke

04:09:09.720 you're just like on that was awesome thanks for well you had like forever

04:09:18.500 it's 202 hey everybody welcome back to FAPO

04:09:33.940 nothing but it says on your chart you're fucked up you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

jonnyrawton - October 31, 2024

Because We Can....For Now. - v5ijnob

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