jonnyrawton - Chris wants to play copywrited stuff.... - v62r2i1

00:00:00.000 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:00:09.280 I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before

00:00:13.620 I want a good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons roar

00:00:18.340 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:00:22.880 Well, I want a horse and a volunteer force is riding forth at dawn

00:00:27.420 Please save for me some gallantry that will let go when I'm gone

00:00:31.980 I beg of you, Sarge, let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn

00:00:36.440 Let me at least leave a good hoofbeat I remember riding long

00:00:40.960 Well, I'd met a good foot soldier, mate, I'd be sour and slow at March

00:00:45.540 And I'd be sick on a navy ship and the sea would leave me parched

00:00:50.080 But I'd be first in line if they let me ride, by God, you'll see my starch

00:00:54.520 Load back on the heath with the laurel wreath underneath that victory arch

00:00:59.060 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:01:03.660 Well, I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before

00:01:07.960 I want a good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons roar

00:01:12.620 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:01:17.200 Let me earn my spurs and the battle is blue and the day is lost to one

00:01:39.800 I'll wield my lance as the ponies dance and the blackguards fire their guns

00:01:44.340 A sabre cane and a saddle carbine and an army remington

00:01:48.580 Where the hot lead screams and the cocoa steel let me be a cavalryman

00:01:53.360 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:01:58.020 And I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before

00:02:02.300 I want a good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons roar

00:02:07.000 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if I must go off to war

00:02:11.600 Let them play their fruits and stir up my boots and place them back to front

00:02:34.100 Cause I won't be back on the riderless black and I'm finished in my hunt

00:02:38.760 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:02:43.360 Well, I want to be in the cavalry but I won't ride home no more

00:02:48.260 Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

00:02:51.260 Well, I can't even hope I don't escape

00:02:52.580 Thank fountain's

00:02:52.880 You knit all yours

00:02:53.040 Well, I won't run away

00:02:53.860 Well, I want to be in the cavalry middle of your heart

00:02:55.640 You know, that I can be here

00:03:00.500 It helps me to save it

00:03:01.600 You prey to the honor

00:03:02.860 Well, it's been a wreck

00:03:03.880 Well, it doesn't challenge you

00:03:05.820 It takes place

00:03:06.640 You ain't know

00:03:07.140 It's been a wreck

00:03:07.940 So, you know

00:03:08.460 It's been a wreck

00:03:09.360 Yes, you know

00:03:10.300 It's been a wreck

00:03:11.100 Just anyways

00:03:13.100 I've been there

00:03:14.000 I talked to it

00:03:14.960 You know

00:03:15.000 Still balloons

00:03:16.300 It's been a wreck

00:03:16.900 You don't see

00:03:16.920 Another hit and slowly

00:03:32.700 Child is slowly taken

00:03:37.080 And the violence causes silence

00:03:45.540 Who are we mistaken?

00:03:51.300 But you see, it's not me

00:03:54.040 It's not my family

00:03:56.840 In your head, in your head

00:04:00.300 They are fighting

00:04:02.000 With their tanks and their bombs

00:04:06.600 And their bombs and their drones

00:04:09.740 In your head, in your head

00:04:12.760 They are crying

00:04:14.480 What's in your head, in your head

00:04:24.980 Stop it, stop it, stop it 0.85

00:04:30.040 What's in your head, in your head

00:04:36.920 Stop it, stop it, stop it 0.85

00:04:42.480 Another mother's breaking heart is taking over 0.97

00:04:55.420 When the violence causes silence

00:05:02.980 We must be mistaken

00:05:07.920 What's in your head, in your head

00:05:16.360 In your head, in your head

00:05:18.420 They're still fighting

00:05:19.920 They're still fighting

00:05:20.420 They're still fighting

00:05:21.420 With their tanks and their bombs

00:05:23.980 And their bombs and their guns

00:05:25.980 And their drones 0.93

00:05:26.920 In your head, in your head

00:05:28.920 In your head, in your head

00:05:29.920 They are dying

00:05:31.980 They are still fighting

00:05:33.480 What's in your head, in your head

00:05:35.540 What's in your head, in your head

00:05:39.540 Stop it, stop it, stop it 0.85

00:05:42.480 What's in your head, in your head, in your head

00:05:47.980 What's in your head, in your head

00:05:52.980 Stop it, stop it, stop it 0.85

00:05:57.480 Eh, eh, eh, eh, oh

00:06:00.480 What's in your head, in your head

00:06:23.980 It's the same or theme in 2018

00:06:29.980 In your head, in your head

00:06:31.980 In your head, they are dying

00:06:34.980 What's going on, y'all?

00:06:40.740 You know, in the wake of critical race theory

00:06:43.220 And big, huge corporations telling their employees

00:06:45.580 That they need to be less white 1.00

00:06:47.020 I'm just tired of being everybody's punching bag 0.99

00:06:49.840 How about that?

00:06:51.400 I wrote a little song for this next generation 0.61

00:06:53.280 Did a little rewrite

00:06:54.180 That's right, here we go

00:06:55.920 White boys ain't easy

00:06:57.880 Love and they're hard to control 0.99

00:07:00.480 The school system tells us they're evil

00:07:05.720 Man, that's getting old

00:07:07.380 Big pickup trucks

00:07:11.840 Mullets and Levi's

00:07:13.960 They all got bills they can't pay

00:07:16.080 They don't trust the news

00:07:18.760 They all love guns

00:07:20.580 Grew up on Skinner and Hank 0.96

00:07:23.160 So mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys 1.00

00:07:28.640 Don't let them go woke cause he'll act like a schmuck 1.00

00:07:34.220 Let them get mud grips in big lifted trucks 1.00

00:07:37.800 Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys 1.00

00:07:43.440 Cause they'll turn on the view 0.92

00:07:47.140 And see it in news

00:07:49.140 Even though it's someone they love

00:07:51.740 White boys like Chick-fil-A sandwiches 1.00

00:07:55.160 And Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:07:57.080 Fishing on Sunday

00:08:01.400 In sko cans and khakis at church 0.70

00:08:03.980 Big pickup trucks

00:08:08.140 Mullets and Levi's

00:08:10.200 They all got bills they can't pay

00:08:12.300 They don't trust the news

00:08:14.900 They all love guns

00:08:16.720 Grew up on Skinner and Hank 0.96

00:08:19.420 So mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys 1.00

00:08:24.880 Don't let them go woke cause he'll act like a schmuck 1.00

00:08:30.440 Let them get mud grips in big lifted trucks 1.00

00:08:34.020 Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys 1.00

00:08:39.780 Cause they'll turn on the view 0.92

00:08:43.360 And see it in news

00:08:45.320 Even though it's someone they love

00:08:48.620 My ears

00:08:54.120 Hang on one second

00:08:54.880 I have one more bunny ears

00:08:55.740 Just a second

00:08:56.840 Just relax

00:08:57.580 Oh

00:08:58.480 No one gets to see me with no cam phone

00:09:00.460 Sorry guys

00:09:01.060 Aww 0.78

00:09:02.060 Come on

00:09:02.460 That's the whole part

00:09:03.240 That's the whole point of this stream

00:09:04.780 I love my country

00:09:06.700 Love my freedom 1.00

00:09:08.200 Fuck well pay 1.00

00:09:09.460 No I don't need 1.00

00:09:11.220 Shotgun laced

00:09:12.620 From the woods to the plate

00:09:14.120 Ain't never went hungry

00:09:15.840 Ain't never too late

00:09:17.200 So come around here son 0.99

00:09:19.140 Run in your mouth 1.00

00:09:20.420 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:09:23.780 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:09:29.340 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:09:29.600 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:09:29.820 It's just 1.00

00:09:30.280 Grab a sock like everybody else

00:09:32.140 You know

00:09:32.620 A sock

00:09:36.460 What'd you do

00:09:38.260 Nothing

00:09:39.640 My laptop is going really weird

00:09:41.900 It's tunnel juice

00:09:43.180 I swear to god

00:09:44.120 Or

00:09:45.120 A friendly neighborhood thesis

00:09:47.800 Whoever

00:09:48.340 I was really mad at a girl 1.00

00:09:52.380 Once I called her a cum slut 1.00

00:09:53.520 I ain't trying to be Billy 1.00

00:09:54.960 Badass or talk shit 0.99

00:09:56.640 I'm just safe 1.00

00:09:57.500 There's the line

00:09:58.600 Don't cross it

00:09:59.840 I got a red rod

00:10:01.180 A gun when I'm

00:10:02.040 So I don't

00:10:03.540 Run or hide from anything 0.99

00:10:05.660 Bitch I'm a red, white, and blue 1.00

00:10:07.580 Call a boy 1.00

00:10:08.360 From the south 1.00

00:10:09.280 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:10:12.500 Love my country 1.00

00:10:13.880 Love my freedom 1.00

00:10:15.400 Fuck well pay 1.00

00:10:16.660 No I don't need 1.00

00:10:18.380 Shotgun laced

00:10:19.820 From the woods to the plate

00:10:21.300 Ain't never went hungry

00:10:23.020 Ain't never too late

00:10:24.420 To come around here son 0.99

00:10:26.340 Run in your mouth 1.00

00:10:27.660 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:10:30.960 Oh gee 1.00

00:10:32.640 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:10:36.780 Anyway 1.00

00:10:38.860 Sorry

00:10:40.380 Oh y'all almost saw it with Storkstar

00:10:42.140 I forgot

00:10:42.460 No pants

00:10:43.080 See one day on this stream

00:10:46.400 One day

00:10:46.920 It's gonna happen

00:10:47.960 F-A-F-O 1.00

00:10:50.580 I teach you how this game go 0.74

00:10:52.140 Different joints

00:10:53.000 Same smoke

00:10:53.700 Wake up wear the same clothes

00:10:55.340 Real redneck 1.00

00:10:56.440 I'm a piece of white trash 1.00

00:10:58.140 Blue collar boy 1.00

00:10:59.460 But my lady's high class 1.00

00:11:01.040 Got the music way up loud

00:11:02.520 With a cigar in my mouth 1.00

00:11:03.980 Fuck around and come find out 1.00

00:11:05.520 How we do it in the south 1.00

00:11:07.120 When you said it like that

00:11:09.640 Yes

00:11:09.920 Okay

00:11:10.240 Oh no

00:11:12.900 There we go

00:11:15.400 Yeah 1.00

00:11:18.040 Fuck 1.00

00:11:20.360 Fuck 1.00

00:11:20.800 Ladies 1.00

00:11:21.800 Want to wrestle

00:11:23.560 Man up 1.00

00:11:27.140 Or sit your ass down 1.00

00:11:28.760 We done talking 1.00

00:11:30.140 Fuck around and find out 1.00

00:11:31.940 Love my country 1.00

00:11:33.320 Love my freedom 1.00

00:11:34.800 Fuck well 1.00

00:11:35.680 Baby no 1.00

00:11:36.520 I don't need em

00:11:37.940 Shotgun laced

00:11:39.220 From the woods

00:11:39.940 To the plate

00:11:40.700 Ain't never went hungry

00:11:42.420 Ain't never too late

00:11:43.820 To come around here son 0.99

00:11:45.740 Run in your mouth 1.00

00:11:47.040 You can fuck around 1.00

00:11:49.360 And find out 1.00

00:11:50.340 Hi

00:11:51.240 Hi

00:11:51.840 What's going on?

00:11:53.740 Hey I guess you didn't see that

00:11:55.140 Like hey I'm gonna go

00:11:56.020 For a quick smoke

00:11:56.920 And you were like

00:11:58.160 No

00:11:58.580 You're just like

00:11:59.900 On

00:12:01.120 Yeah just on

00:12:02.220 That was awesome

00:12:03.720 Thanks for

00:12:04.320 Well you had like

00:12:05.960 Forever

00:12:06.760 It's 2.02

00:12:09.260 Hey everybody

00:12:12.480 Welcome back to

00:12:17.360 FAPO

00:12:18.160 Yeah

00:12:18.960 There we go

00:12:19.900 Alright

00:12:23.080 You didn't see me 0.99

00:12:23.860 What the fuck is this 1.00

00:12:24.540 Yeah it's dark Chris 1.00

00:12:25.540 What the fuck 0.99

00:12:26.800 You need some lights there Chris 1.00

00:12:28.480 Apparently 0.98

00:12:29.220 That's fucking weird 0.99

00:12:30.300 Why is this always so fucking weird 0.98

00:12:32.760 Ah it's weird lighting man

00:12:34.740 Normally my lighting is fine

00:12:36.360 But

00:12:36.780 But that's it

00:12:37.900 No I'm trying to

00:12:39.400 It's like 1.00

00:12:39.840 The fucking camera on Rumble Studios sucks 1.00

00:12:42.760 Like it's so zoomed in 1.00

00:12:43.900 I got all my lights on right now

00:12:46.800 And it's still dark

00:12:47.820 Oh yeah

00:12:48.680 That's why I have a light

00:12:50.200 Yeah

00:12:51.320 Changes

00:12:52.360 Changes color

00:12:54.140 Oh yeah

00:12:55.460 Ooh

00:12:55.760 Fancy light

00:12:56.420 I could get a disco going on

00:12:58.500 It'd be all good

00:12:59.100 Wow

00:13:01.360 So I figured

00:13:02.580 Since Sarah can't make it 0.75

00:13:04.000 We can make fun of her

00:13:04.840 No

00:13:06.080 No

00:13:06.720 It's not fair

00:13:07.820 She has to be here

00:13:08.900 But she is attempting

00:13:11.420 That's why I kept trying to play tunes

00:13:12.760 Because I was trying to give her a little bit more time 0.83

00:13:14.400 But

00:13:14.600 Apparently she's got

00:13:15.840 She's got no interwebs right now

00:13:17.540 So

00:13:17.840 We may get a Sarah-less stream 0.72

00:13:20.120 That 0.99

00:13:21.420 That would suck balls man 1.00

00:13:22.720 Wow 1.00

00:13:23.660 Because it's not the same without Sarah

00:13:25.020 Well

00:13:25.520 I mean

00:13:26.560 I don't know

00:13:28.120 It's not so bad

00:13:29.620 Is it

00:13:29.940 No comment

00:13:33.160 It's not the same

00:13:39.940 It's not the same

00:13:40.680 Well I mean

00:13:41.660 I guess

00:13:42.840 I guess

00:13:43.720 But

00:13:44.160 It's like

00:13:45.660 Because you and Sarah

00:13:46.720 It was kind of like

00:13:47.480 Trev Lee and Slip 0.99

00:13:49.780 With Biggest Corner and shit 0.98

00:13:51.080 Right 0.98

00:13:51.800 You know what I mean

00:13:53.380 Well I figured next week

00:13:55.820 She should be back

00:13:56.620 But

00:13:56.940 For right now

00:13:58.220 I don't know

00:13:58.580 She's gonna

00:13:59.040 She said she was gonna try and use her phone

00:14:00.920 As a hotspot though

00:14:01.820 But

00:14:02.080 We'll see

00:14:02.680 We'll see if she ends up joining or not

00:14:04.800 Yeah

00:14:05.320 Well Chucky's Extreme Circus last night

00:14:07.380 Jumped on

00:14:07.920 Just on his phone

00:14:08.700 He was sitting on his front porch

00:14:09.700 Smoking a cigar 1.00

00:14:10.340 Stepping in dog shit 1.00

00:14:11.280 He was on his phone 1.00

00:14:12.260 Grant did it on his phone

00:14:14.060 He stepped into 2025

00:14:15.520 We're stepping into the new year

00:14:18.860 Like proper

00:14:19.500 Yeah

00:14:20.320 Right 1.00

00:14:21.080 Fucking sucks 1.00

00:14:22.780 Like I said 1.00

00:14:23.200 Like I said last night

00:14:24.240 I believe that 2025

00:14:25.680 Will be gayer than 8 dudes

00:14:27.160 Blowing 9 dudes

00:14:28.000 But

00:14:28.300 That's

00:14:28.960 You know

00:14:29.460 Yeah

00:14:30.860 We will

00:14:31.620 We will definitely see

00:14:32.820 It's fun

00:14:34.500 Although I guess it did kick off

00:14:35.960 To a

00:14:37.200 To a bit of an interesting start

00:14:39.120 I don't know

00:14:40.040 This might be a bit of a bad omen

00:14:42.460 For the

00:14:43.060 For the administration

00:14:43.940 Coming into the US 0.56

00:14:45.120 But

00:14:45.480 Here it is

00:14:46.520 Hello

00:14:50.440 I work

00:14:50.840 It's the

00:14:54.620 Tesla truck

00:14:56.180 That blew up

00:14:56.800 In front of Trump Towers 0.99

00:14:57.840 Holy shit 0.99

00:14:58.860 Yeah 1.00

00:14:59.720 Like

00:15:01.620 Was that

00:15:02.800 Like

00:15:03.140 The batteries

00:15:04.720 Or

00:15:05.140 That doesn't look like a battery

00:15:06.100 Well

00:15:06.300 I

00:15:06.680 I saw somewhere

00:15:08.180 It's actually being investigated

00:15:09.440 Like a

00:15:09.960 Like a terrorist attack 1.00

00:15:11.040 Or some stupid shit 1.00

00:15:11.980 But 1.00

00:15:12.280 Yeah

00:15:13.720 Cause they just go up in flames

00:15:14.860 They don't explode

00:15:15.620 Yeah

00:15:16.520 It's kind of hard

00:15:17.060 It's kind of hard to tell

00:15:18.000 Right

00:15:18.260 Like

00:15:18.560 It could have

00:15:19.340 Exploded on its own

00:15:20.620 It could have

00:15:21.360 Had some help

00:15:22.160 We

00:15:22.380 We

00:15:22.620 I'm pretty sure

00:15:24.240 You're not allowed to park there

00:15:25.500 Not a suitable place

00:15:28.040 It's not like a parking spot

00:15:29.300 There's no other cars around

00:15:30.440 It seems a little

00:15:31.100 Weird

00:15:31.600 I just

00:15:32.440 I just think it's funny

00:15:33.460 It's a cyber truck

00:15:34.320 Blowing up in front of

00:15:35.240 Trump Towers

00:15:35.780 In Las Vegas

00:15:36.460 Like

00:15:37.040 Is that

00:15:38.860 Is that foreboding something

00:15:40.300 Is that

00:15:41.180 Yeah well 0.99

00:15:43.080 Expect shit to get way stranger 0.99

00:15:45.760 That's all you can expect man 1.00

00:15:47.400 Like 1.00

00:15:47.620 Shit's gonna get weirder 1.00

00:15:49.060 You thought shit was weird 1.00

00:15:49.920 You're gonna hold your 1.00

00:15:51.060 Fucking horse today 1.00

00:15:52.080 Well exactly right 1.00

00:15:53.620 The writers

00:15:54.020 The writers have to top

00:15:55.080 2024 somehow

00:15:56.100 So I wanna see what they

00:15:57.080 Cook up for 2025

00:15:58.080 Yeah

00:15:59.140 Alright

00:16:00.440 Been seeing pictures

00:16:01.220 Been seeing video

00:16:02.740 Of that weird fog too

00:16:03.880 I probably should have

00:16:04.740 Downloaded one of those

00:16:05.600 Before we went but

00:16:06.580 What the

00:16:07.260 Yeah what's up with that 1.00

00:16:07.980 Fucking the Gucci bag 1.00

00:16:09.060 Fog shit 1.00

00:16:09.660 Yeah I don't know 0.99

00:16:10.760 I don't know

00:16:11.920 It was weird

00:16:12.680 Like I saw one

00:16:13.440 It was like

00:16:13.920 It looked like the fog

00:16:14.820 Particles are like 1.00

00:16:15.640 Dancing around and shit 0.99

00:16:16.920 And I was like 0.99

00:16:17.580 That's

00:16:17.960 Fog doesn't do that

00:16:19.440 That's weird

00:16:20.820 Right

00:16:21.740 Like is somebody

00:16:22.740 Trying to make 1.00

00:16:23.800 Simpson shit come true 1.00

00:16:25.060 And they're trying to 1.00

00:16:25.600 Do that inside out fog

00:16:26.720 Is that what's going on

00:16:28.380 When you got billions

00:16:31.340 Of dollars

00:16:31.860 And you're bored

00:16:32.560 And you're a 1.00

00:16:32.920 Narcissistic psychopath 1.00

00:16:33.960 I guess you can do shit 1.00

00:16:35.220 Yeah maybe 1.00

00:16:36.500 I guess

00:16:38.960 These people need

00:16:40.720 Advisors man

00:16:41.540 To keep their 1.00

00:16:41.960 Fucking head 1.00

00:16:42.500 Fucking sane 1.00

00:16:43.300 They do 0.99

00:16:44.060 They had the wrong

00:16:45.040 Advisors

00:16:45.580 They were like

00:16:46.000 Oh climate change

00:16:47.220 And racism

00:16:48.240 Oh really

00:16:48.880 What can I do

00:16:49.760 And they're doing it

00:16:51.180 They're spraying

00:16:52.800 They're seeding

00:16:53.760 The cloud seeding

00:16:55.000 And bringing in

00:16:56.980 More brown people

00:16:57.760 Because they think

00:16:58.340 They're doing right

00:16:59.100 Right

00:16:59.600 Yeah

00:17:00.320 Well and Leibner's is right

00:17:01.900 The fog looked like

00:17:03.140 It kind of had a snow look

00:17:04.780 To it

00:17:05.160 It was really

00:17:06.120 Super weird

00:17:07.040 That was about

00:17:07.480 Three days ago

00:17:08.280 Wasn't it

00:17:08.700 Because I know

00:17:09.040 We had fog here

00:17:09.960 And the rain

00:17:10.660 Kind of washed it away

00:17:11.600 But it was weird

00:17:13.480 Because I always notice

00:17:14.520 When we get fog here

00:17:15.420 In Hamilton

00:17:15.760 Because it reminds me

00:17:16.420 Of home

00:17:16.740 Like we don't get fog

00:17:18.000 Here in Ontario

00:17:18.660 Very often man 0.99

00:17:19.520 Chris longs for the fog

00:17:21.780 I do

00:17:22.700 It reminds me of home

00:17:23.680 I'm homesick

00:17:24.320 He's a foggy man

00:17:25.740 Buddy we get 1.00

00:17:26.740 Fucking pea soup 1.00

00:17:27.680 Thick fucking fog 1.00

00:17:28.660 On the Atlantic shore 1.00

00:17:29.780 Man

00:17:30.020 Like that's anybody

00:17:30.660 Any Maritimer

00:17:31.380 They'll tell you 0.99

00:17:31.820 How fucking 1.00

00:17:32.300 You can't even drive 1.00

00:17:33.500 It's like

00:17:34.140 You know

00:17:35.520 It's dangerous

00:17:36.160 Dangerous fog sometimes

00:17:37.420 I mean yeah

00:17:39.160 I can't

00:17:39.460 I've only ever been in

00:17:40.460 Like there's only ever

00:17:41.480 One night where the fog 0.86

00:17:42.500 Was super fucking thick

00:17:43.940 And I was driving 0.99

00:17:44.600 And it sucked

00:17:45.180 But other than that

00:17:47.180 I had let my buddy

00:17:47.940 Drive my Corsica

00:17:48.860 And we're fishing

00:17:49.640 And we're leaving

00:17:51.080 It got dark

00:17:51.720 We fished till dark

00:17:53.580 And we drove home

00:17:54.220 And it just got dark

00:17:54.960 But the fog was so soupy

00:17:56.420 But he knew the road

00:17:57.500 I didn't know the road

00:17:58.340 Little dirt road

00:17:59.560 We didn't have to go that far

00:18:00.440 To hit where it was lit

00:18:01.700 But

00:18:02.000 Right

00:18:02.760 They let him drive me 1.00

00:18:03.940 Out of that fucking dirt road 1.00

00:18:05.040 With no lights 1.00

00:18:05.580 To get to the main road

00:18:06.480 And then I could take over

00:18:07.160 And drove

00:18:07.520 And I drove

00:18:08.160 But it's like

00:18:08.800 He knew the road 1.00

00:18:09.760 I couldn't fucking see the fuck 1.00

00:18:11.020 Dude you couldn't see 1.00

00:18:12.000 And it didn't matter

00:18:13.140 What you did with your lights

00:18:13.940 Even if you turned lights off

00:18:15.160 Or if you turned

00:18:15.940 Low beam or high beam

00:18:17.460 High beam made it worse

00:18:18.460 The lights weren't fun

00:18:20.680 Like they didn't

00:18:21.320 This let me see

00:18:22.260 Like two feet

00:18:22.840 In front of my car

00:18:23.480 All I saw was like

00:18:24.680 Soup

00:18:26.000 And then we turned

00:18:27.660 The lights off

00:18:28.280 Well that didn't really

00:18:29.280 Help much either

00:18:29.980 So it was like 1.00

00:18:30.560 You're fucked 1.00

00:18:31.080 I couldn't drive 1.00

00:18:31.740 I was laughing

00:18:32.360 Did you eat the ham soup

00:18:34.280 Yeah

00:18:35.600 Just making sure

00:18:37.660 You can't be too careful

00:18:40.840 You know 1.00

00:18:41.240 Fuck I miss 1.00

00:18:44.060 I miss back east man 1.00

00:18:45.120 That's why

00:18:45.660 Like when there's a fog

00:18:46.560 I notice it

00:18:47.360 But I also noticed

00:18:48.040 That day that we had the fog

00:18:49.040 There was fog

00:18:50.220 In lots of other places

00:18:51.120 Across Canada

00:18:51.880 And everywhere else

00:18:52.680 That same day

00:18:53.480 That don't usually get fog

00:18:55.300 Right

00:18:57.440 But they do say

00:18:58.260 That in terms of

00:18:59.200 Like the weather engineering 0.98

00:19:00.740 And all that shit 0.99

00:19:01.420 That fog's like 1.00

00:19:02.160 The easiest thing

00:19:03.240 That they can do

00:19:03.960 So

00:19:04.360 Yeah

00:19:05.160 I guess

00:19:05.800 Everything settles

00:19:06.580 Right

00:19:07.080 Yeah

00:19:08.000 It's like when you're

00:19:09.700 It's like the difference

00:19:10.300 Between cigarette smoke

00:19:11.160 And hash smoke

00:19:11.880 When you're doing a bottle toke

00:19:13.360 The cigarette smoke

00:19:14.760 Rises to the top

00:19:15.500 And the hash smoke

00:19:16.200 Is actually milk

00:19:17.040 And it just goes to the bottom

00:19:18.100 Like milk

00:19:18.600 True

00:19:18.920 It curls up

00:19:21.020 And just sits in the bottom

00:19:21.980 And then you let the 1.00

00:19:22.920 Fucking cigarette smoke 0.99

00:19:23.620 At the top 1.00

00:19:24.160 Keep your fingers on it

00:19:25.400 And

00:19:25.480 Right

00:19:26.360 Right

00:19:27.080 All bottle tokes man

00:19:28.300 It is kind of the same

00:19:29.880 Yeah

00:19:30.240 It's definitely interesting

00:19:33.320 But

00:19:33.600 Well like

00:19:34.840 That's why when you're in a

00:19:36.120 Like they outlawed

00:19:37.680 Pits

00:19:38.880 Where guys would dig a pit 1.00

00:19:40.040 In their fucking garage 1.00

00:19:40.860 So they could 1.00

00:19:42.440 You didn't need a lift

00:19:44.180 Just drive your car

00:19:45.540 Into your garage

00:19:46.560 And you can just go down

00:19:47.360 Underneath and work on it

00:19:48.440 But the problem with that

00:19:50.240 Is that you have

00:19:50.920 Like nauseous fumes

00:19:51.960 You have gasoline

00:19:52.820 You have

00:19:53.460 Oil

00:19:54.960 All the stuff

00:19:55.780 All the smells

00:19:56.520 And like people have died

00:19:57.760 From just working

00:19:59.240 Underneath those pits

00:20:00.080 Like they don't even know

00:20:00.780 Like asphyxiation

00:20:01.720 Or

00:20:02.080 Carbon monoxide poisoning

00:20:06.320 Yeah

00:20:06.740 So they outlawed those pits

00:20:09.020 You can't have those pits 0.99

00:20:09.860 Unless they're fucking 0.99

00:20:10.580 Filtered out 0.99

00:20:11.180 Or aired out

00:20:11.680 Or whatever

00:20:12.000 Even then

00:20:13.100 They're outlawed

00:20:13.920 There gets a lot

00:20:14.520 Outlawed G pits

00:20:15.740 Yeah

00:20:17.060 But

00:20:17.460 A lot of guys

00:20:19.080 Like my uncle even

00:20:19.920 I know quite a few guys

00:20:21.060 That would just build

00:20:21.700 If you have a hill

00:20:22.320 On your yard

00:20:22.840 They'd build

00:20:23.320 Like a ramp

00:20:24.460 So you can just

00:20:24.820 Drive your car out

00:20:25.720 And you can go

00:20:26.940 Right up underneath

00:20:27.480 Your car

00:20:27.900 And work on it

00:20:28.440 If you have to

00:20:28.940 Right

00:20:29.180 Right

00:20:30.200 So

00:20:31.700 That'd be a hell of a lot

00:20:33.020 Handier 1.00

00:20:33.360 Having like a fucking 1.00

00:20:34.280 Little pit in your garage 1.00

00:20:35.920 Is nice too

00:20:36.600 But

00:20:36.860 I've seen a couple

00:20:37.960 People at those

00:20:38.660 Yeah

00:20:39.440 It's good times

00:20:42.080 But

00:20:42.420 So I was

00:20:43.900 Just in time

00:20:45.680 Sorry I was late 0.92

00:20:46.800 And gay 0.97

00:20:47.120 There 1.00

00:20:47.380 Fucking 0.98

00:20:47.840 That was a good 0.99

00:20:48.940 Fucking movie man 0.99

00:20:49.780 Michael Collins 1.00

00:20:50.600 I want to look

00:20:51.620 Into more

00:20:52.120 I've been

00:20:52.520 I've been

00:20:53.120 Studying

00:20:53.620 Yeah

00:20:54.580 Like I've been

00:20:55.980 Keeping it

00:20:56.420 I've been studying

00:20:57.140 I've always been

00:20:57.640 Fascinated with

00:20:58.460 Ireland

00:20:59.240 And the conflict

00:21:00.680 And stuff

00:21:01.260 And

00:21:01.620 My god man

00:21:03.900 Like

00:21:04.100 Where are all

00:21:05.480 The serious people

00:21:06.300 You know

00:21:07.280 In Ireland now

00:21:08.800 And in Canada

00:21:09.400 Where are

00:21:10.040 Where's all

00:21:10.680 The serious people

00:21:11.240 Are you serious

00:21:11.800 Like you really

00:21:12.360 Seriously want to 1.00

00:21:13.020 Get fucking 0.98

00:21:13.540 Steamrolled over 0.99

00:21:15.280 And not do

00:21:16.120 Anything about it

00:21:16.720 You know

00:21:17.220 Yeah well I mean

00:21:19.420 I think the answer

00:21:21.660 To that question

00:21:22.760 Has to be yes

00:21:23.780 Based purely on

00:21:25.000 These New Year's Eve

00:21:26.100 Celebrations

00:21:26.900 Oh that's New Year's Eve

00:21:36.460 In Toronto

00:21:36.960 Yeah right

00:21:37.880 Yeah

00:21:38.800 It's just regular

00:21:40.000 Like

00:21:41.100 Where's the boys

00:21:42.500 Showing up in Metallica

00:21:43.660 That's

00:21:49.840 We get

00:21:50.140 We get the idea

00:21:50.860 We don't have

00:21:51.340 To play that

00:21:51.640 Where's the boys

00:21:52.140 Showing up

00:21:52.640 With multiple 0.99

00:21:53.160 Fucking trucks 1.00

00:21:53.860 With fucking 1.00

00:21:54.300 Stereos on the back 1.00

00:21:55.260 Ass kicking 1.00

00:21:55.940 Fucking Kenwoods 1.00

00:21:57.220 And Alpines 1.00

00:21:57.740 Just 0.98

00:21:58.000 That's a shitty 1.00

00:22:00.120 Fucking sound system 1.00

00:22:01.020 They got 1.00

00:22:01.320 We can definitely

00:22:02.020 Drown that out

00:22:02.780 With some

00:22:03.040 It's just insane

00:22:04.560 To me that

00:22:05.060 That's Toronto

00:22:05.980 On New Year's Eve

00:22:06.840 Right

00:22:07.440 Like where

00:22:08.340 Like how

00:22:09.840 Why did we

00:22:11.320 Allow that

00:22:11.900 To happen

00:22:12.480 Like

00:22:13.060 Because we're

00:22:14.820 Not there

00:22:15.320 Why aren't we

00:22:16.560 Going there

00:22:17.000 Like busloads

00:22:17.960 Of us

00:22:18.220 Just showing up 0.99

00:22:18.900 Fucking 1.00

00:22:19.200 Oh you got 1.00

00:22:19.600 A party 0.76

00:22:19.920 Going on

00:22:20.380 You know

00:22:20.700 I heard

00:22:20.980 There's a party

00:22:21.860 But we're

00:22:22.840 Bringing out 0.98

00:22:23.220 We brought

00:22:23.560 Our own tunes

00:22:24.200 Oh you don't

00:22:25.060 Like our tunes 1.00

00:22:25.740 Suck a dick 1.00

00:22:27.480 Fuck off 1.00

00:22:29.320 Watch them all 1.00

00:22:30.660 Leave

00:22:31.000 They'll just

00:22:31.420 Leave

00:22:31.740 They'll go away

00:22:32.380 Yeah it's

00:22:33.300 It's just wild

00:22:34.000 When you

00:22:34.600 When you really

00:22:35.080 Think about

00:22:35.560 The fact

00:22:35.980 That in

00:22:36.580 Any of

00:22:37.080 Our

00:22:37.320 Like largest

00:22:38.020 Cities

00:22:38.460 In this

00:22:38.920 Country

00:22:39.340 Have pretty

00:22:41.300 Much become

00:22:41.860 Unrecognizable

00:22:42.820 Now

00:22:43.160 I mean

00:22:44.040 Aside from

00:22:44.520 The buildings

00:22:45.040 The buildings

00:22:46.140 Are the same 0.85

00:22:46.880 But

00:22:47.220 Everything else

00:22:49.720 You're carrying

00:22:50.180 Down a lot

00:22:50.640 Of our

00:22:50.840 Old

00:22:51.020 Infrastructure

00:22:51.540 All the

00:22:51.840 Old

00:22:51.980 That's true

00:22:52.400 Too

00:22:52.600 Yes

00:22:52.940 Buildings

00:22:53.380 Are going

00:22:53.800 Statues

00:22:54.500 Never mind

00:22:54.880 The statues

00:22:55.300 The building

00:22:56.440 They used

00:22:56.760 To have

00:22:57.100 What do you

00:22:59.060 Call it

00:22:59.260 Heritage homes

00:22:59.900 And stuff

00:23:00.360 Where you

00:23:00.820 Couldn't tear

00:23:01.440 Down

00:23:01.700 This

00:23:01.920 Building

00:23:02.720 Is like

00:23:02.980 200 years

00:23:03.460 Old

00:23:03.740 Or if

00:23:04.000 It's

00:23:04.100 Over

00:23:04.280 100

00:23:04.540 Years

00:23:04.820 Old

00:23:05.000 No

00:23:05.200 No

00:23:05.400 There's

00:23:05.820 Certain

00:23:06.740 Buildings

00:23:07.080 There should

00:23:07.360 Be protected

00:23:07.920 They don't

00:23:08.840 Care

00:23:09.100 They don't

00:23:09.660 Care

00:23:09.840 No

00:23:10.120 They're

00:23:10.880 Progressive

00:23:11.740 Right

00:23:12.160 We need

00:23:13.540 To house

00:23:13.920 The homeless

00:23:14.680 We have

00:23:15.100 To tear

00:23:15.420 It down

00:23:15.880 Yeah

00:23:16.200 Speaking of

00:23:21.020 The homeless

00:23:21.380 Not to burn

00:23:22.000 Through

00:23:22.240 Everything

00:23:22.620 I downloaded

00:23:23.560 But I

00:23:24.700 Found this

00:23:25.160 One

00:23:25.340 Today

00:23:25.580 This

00:23:25.860 Is 0.88

00:23:26.140 Fun

00:23:26.960 They have

00:23:32.840 Their own

00:23:33.220 Personal

00:23:33.700 Security

00:23:34.340 Detail

00:23:34.840 Now

00:23:35.180 Apparently

00:23:36.420 All the

00:23:36.860 Homeless

00:23:37.280 Guys

00:23:37.620 Next

00:23:37.940 Door

00:23:38.200 Bothering

00:23:38.800 Them

00:23:38.940 Probably

00:23:39.460 Because

00:23:39.740 They all

00:23:40.060 Lost

00:23:40.320 Their

00:23:40.480 Jobs

00:23:41.120 Because

00:23:42.120 Of

00:23:42.260 Those

00:23:42.380 Guys

00:23:42.540 Now

00:23:42.780 This

00:23:43.200 Is 0.88

00:23:43.320 What

00:23:43.460 We're

00:23:43.600 Dealing

00:23:43.840 With

00:23:44.140 Security

00:23:46.020 Tim Horns

00:23:46.680 In

00:23:46.880 Canada

00:23:47.320 Pretty

00:23:49.220 Sad

00:23:49.620 Isn't

00:23:49.860 It

00:23:50.360 New

00:23:52.820 Canada

00:23:53.360 For

00:23:57.900 Now

00:23:58.160 Good

00:24:01.700 For

00:24:01.880 Going

00:24:02.360 In

00:24:02.520 There

00:24:02.660 Doing

00:24:02.880 That

00:24:03.100 These

00:24:04.300 People

00:24:04.600 Wave

00:24:05.620 All

00:24:05.800 You

00:24:05.920 Want

00:24:06.120 There 1.00

00:24:06.340 Fucking 0.99

00:24:06.680 Sunshine 1.00

00:24:07.140 You

00:24:08.400 Can

00:24:08.440 Wave

00:24:08.620 On

00:24:08.720 Your

00:24:08.800 Way

00:24:08.940 Back

00:24:09.160 To

00:24:09.280 India

00:24:09.480 Too

00:24:09.740 That

00:24:12.680 Is 0.88

00:24:12.980 Wild

00:24:13.260 Actually

00:24:14.020 It's

00:24:14.220 Funny

00:24:14.420 Because

00:24:14.600 I

00:24:14.700 Told

00:24:14.960 Sarah

00:24:16.540 I was

00:24:16.820 Like

00:24:16.960 You

00:24:17.040 Know

00:24:17.140 It'd

00:24:17.240 Be

00:24:17.300 Really

00:24:17.540 Funny

00:24:17.860 And

00:24:18.880 She's

00:24:19.100 Like

00:24:19.260 What

00:24:19.480 I was

00:24:19.720 Like

00:24:19.920 Well

00:24:20.080 Since

00:24:20.300 You

00:24:20.380 Got

00:24:20.500 No

00:24:20.660 Internet

00:24:21.080 Just

00:24:22.680 Go

00:24:22.860 To

00:24:22.980 The

00:24:23.080 Tim

00:24:23.280 Hortons

00:24:23.800 Use

00:24:24.160 Their

00:24:24.380 Wi-Fi

00:24:25.000 And

00:24:25.180 We'll

00:24:25.300 Just 1.00

00:24:25.480 Shit 0.99

00:24:25.780 Talk 1.00

00:24:26.160 Fucking 1.00

00:24:26.520 Jeeps 1.00

00:24:26.840 The

00:24:27.000 Whole

00:24:27.180 Time

00:24:27.500 We

00:24:28.160 Gotta

00:24:28.260 Buy

00:24:28.500 Something

00:24:28.800 Yeah

00:24:29.980 Yeah

00:24:30.320 That's

00:24:31.780 The unfortunate

00:24:32.300 Part

00:24:32.680 Though

00:24:32.900 I

00:24:33.080 Guess

00:24:33.400 Yeah

00:24:34.160 Buy

00:24:34.760 A bottle

00:24:35.080 Of

00:24:35.220 Water

00:24:35.520 I

00:24:35.840 Think

00:24:36.000 That's

00:24:36.260 Probably

00:24:36.600 The

00:24:36.860 Only

00:24:37.040 Safe

00:24:37.380 Thing

00:24:37.700 Hmm

00:24:38.380 I

00:24:39.140 Don't

00:24:39.320 Forget

00:24:44.960 It's

00:24:45.480 It's

00:24:45.780 Insane

00:24:46.140 Though

00:24:46.280 It's

00:24:46.420 Everywhere

00:24:46.680 And

00:24:47.020 Like

00:24:47.240 It was

00:24:48.000 Funny

00:24:48.280 Too

00:24:48.560 Because

00:24:49.020 I mean

00:24:50.100 You

00:24:50.200 Look

00:24:50.360 At

00:24:50.440 The

00:24:50.580 Security

00:24:50.960 Industry

00:24:51.460 And

00:24:51.880 Like

00:24:52.180 I

00:24:52.320 Keep

00:24:52.500 Seeing

00:24:52.800 These

00:24:53.120 Little

00:24:53.380 Real

00:24:53.860 Advertisements

00:24:55.140 And

00:24:56.340 It's

00:24:56.920 Indian

00:24:57.260 Immigrants

00:24:57.900 Reading

00:24:58.280 Off

00:24:58.600 How

00:24:58.740 They

00:24:58.900 Got

00:24:59.060 Their

00:24:59.220 Security

00:24:59.660 License

00:25:00.260 At

00:25:00.460 Some

00:25:00.680 Website

00:25:01.220 And

00:25:02.180 It's

00:25:02.380 Like

00:25:02.600 It's

00:25:02.860 Wild

00:25:03.320 Because

00:25:03.760 If

00:25:04.120 You've

00:25:04.320 Gone

00:25:04.540 To

00:25:04.700 Any

00:25:04.960 Event

00:25:05.360 Anywhere

00:25:06.040 In

00:25:06.460 Especially

00:25:07.260 In

00:25:07.560 Ontario

00:25:07.980 I

00:25:08.280 I

00:25:08.640 I

00:25:08.940 Assume

00:25:09.880 It's

00:25:10.080 The

00:25:10.260 Same

00:25:10.540 In

00:25:10.700 Other

00:25:10.900 Provinces

00:25:11.400 Too

00:25:11.680 But

00:25:11.980 You

00:25:12.900 Go

00:25:13.100 Here

00:25:13.360 Any

00:25:13.600 Anywhere

00:25:14.300 And

00:25:14.700 To

00:25:14.840 Find

00:25:15.060 A

00:25:15.200 White

00:25:15.420 Security

00:25:15.780 Guard

00:25:16.080 Is 0.88

00:25:16.280 What

00:25:17.280 Do

00:25:18.180 They

00:25:18.340 Exit

00:25:18.740 Like

00:25:18.960 Is 0.88

00:25:19.140 There

00:25:19.300 A

00:25:19.420 New

00:25:19.540 Requirement

00:25:20.220 For

00:25:20.560 Security

00:25:21.020 Guard

00:25:21.300 Jobs

00:25:21.580 Yeah

00:25:22.520 Because

00:25:23.400 All

00:25:23.540 The

00:25:23.640 White

00:25:23.800 Security

00:25:24.020 Guards

00:25:24.300 Were

00:25:24.480 All

00:25:24.620 The

00:25:24.740 Guys

00:25:24.980 You

00:25:25.160 You

00:25:25.180 You

00:25:25.360 You

00:25:25.380 You

00:25:25.800 You

00:25:26.200 You

00:25:26.280 You

00:25:27.240 You

00:25:27.780 You

00:25:28.080 You

00:25:28.180 You

00:25:28.280 You

00:25:28.780 You

00:25:29.280 You

00:25:29.780 You

00:25:30.280 You

00:25:30.780 You

00:25:31.780 You

00:25:32.280 You

00:25:32.780 You

00:25:33.280 You

00:25:34.280 You

00:25:35.280 You

00:25:36.280 You

00:25:37.280 You

00:25:38.280 You

00:25:39.280 You

00:25:40.280 Security

00:25:41.360 Guard

00:25:41.600 He

00:25:41.720 Was

00:25:41.840 Mall

00:25:42.220 Cops

00:25:42.560 And 1.00

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00:30:25.500 Like

00:30:25.780 Were

00:30:25.920 They

00:30:26.040 Were

00:30:26.200 They

00:30:26.340 Failing

00:30:26.760 Were

00:30:27.000 They

00:30:27.140 Investigating

00:30:28.040 Like

00:30:28.320 Yeah

00:30:29.320 Right

00:30:29.660 Basic

00:30:30.760 Basic

00:30:31.360 Basic

00:30:31.780 Investigating

00:30:32.500 Like

00:30:32.760 If

00:30:34.280 A cop

00:30:35.240 Goes

00:30:35.480 Missing

00:30:35.900 They'll

00:30:36.840 Find

00:30:37.080 That

00:30:37.280 Cop

00:30:37.520 Within

00:30:37.680 24

00:30:38.100 Hours

00:30:38.460 Man

00:30:38.700 Or

00:30:38.900 Something

00:30:39.280 It's

00:30:39.520 Related

00:30:39.800 To

00:30:39.940 A cop

00:30:40.320 But

00:30:40.800 If

00:30:40.960 Some

00:30:41.260 Girl 1.00

00:30:45.100 Fucking 1.00

00:30:45.260 Doors 0.99

00:30:45.600 Even

00:30:45.860 And

00:30:46.420 Checking

00:30:46.900 People's

00:30:47.120 Cameras

00:30:47.440 Unless

00:30:48.340 It's

00:30:48.540 A cop

00:30:48.860 Unless

00:30:49.080 It's

00:30:49.200 One

00:30:49.360 Of

00:30:49.460 Them

00:30:49.640 Right

00:30:50.900 Right

00:30:51.220 Yeah

00:30:53.000 Uncle

00:30:53.420 Kenny's

00:30:53.800 Right

00:30:54.000 But

00:30:55.240 Yeah

00:30:55.440 Like

00:30:55.720 It

00:30:55.880 Just

00:30:56.080 I

00:30:56.280 Don't

00:30:56.380 To

00:30:56.600 Me

00:30:56.780 It

00:30:57.140 Seems

00:30:57.560 Like

00:30:57.900 There's

00:30:58.380 There's

00:30:58.800 Something

00:30:59.040 Weird

00:30:59.300 Especially

00:30:59.820 Because

00:31:00.200 I

00:31:00.340 Mean

00:31:00.440 First

00:31:00.920 Of

00:31:01.040 All

00:31:01.160 Smashing

00:31:01.600 Grabs

00:31:01.940 At

00:31:02.060 A 0.99

00:31:02.140 Goddamn 1.00

00:31:02.480 Jewelry 1.00

00:31:02.860 Store

00:31:03.120 Is 0.88

00:31:03.300 Rare

00:31:03.600 In

00:31:03.820 Canada

00:31:04.200 Period

00:31:04.620 And

00:31:05.800 Now

00:31:06.020 We've

00:31:06.240 Had

00:31:06.580 Like

00:31:06.820 A

00:31:06.940 Whole

00:31:07.180 Bunch

00:31:07.660 In

00:31:07.860 A

00:31:07.980 Matter

00:31:08.220 Of

00:31:08.360 A

00:31:08.480 Couple 0.60

00:31:08.680 Of

00:31:08.820 Weeks

00:31:09.120 Ending

00:31:09.420 The

00:31:09.600 Year

00:31:09.860 Right

00:31:10.280 Like

00:31:10.740 That's

00:31:12.300 Weird

00:31:12.620 Just

00:31:14.920 Just

00:31:15.260 A

00:31:15.420 Little

00:31:15.580 Bit

00:31:15.780 Anyway

00:31:16.120 But

00:31:16.800 Oh

00:31:18.680 For

00:31:18.840 Tax

00:31:19.180 Purposes

00:31:19.640 And 1.00

00:31:19.860 Shit 1.00

00:31:20.100 Because 1.00

00:31:20.480 It

00:31:20.580 Almost

00:31:20.820 Tax

00:31:21.180 When's

00:31:21.440 The

00:31:21.500 Tax

00:31:21.940 Time

00:31:22.140 For

00:31:22.280 Corporate

00:31:22.600 Everybody

00:31:24.360 Gets

00:31:24.940 Their

00:31:25.220 They

00:31:25.440 Can

00:31:25.620 Pick

00:31:25.800 Their

00:31:25.980 Year

00:31:26.240 End

00:31:26.560 Right

00:31:27.020 December

00:31:28.780 31st

00:31:29.560 Right

00:31:29.740 So

00:31:29.920 That's

00:31:30.180 When

00:31:30.300 You

00:31:30.420 Want

00:31:30.620 All

00:31:30.820 The 1.00

00:31:30.940 Shit 1.00

00:31:31.160 Done 1.00

00:31:31.440 By

00:31:32.780 Year

00:31:33.040 End

00:31:33.340 Oh

00:31:33.820 By

00:31:34.000 Year

00:31:34.260 End

00:31:34.500 That's

00:31:34.820 Okay

00:31:35.160 So

00:31:35.740 Yeah

00:31:36.660 I

00:31:36.760 Notice

00:31:36.960 A Trend

00:31:37.320 When

00:31:37.520 It

00:31:37.620 Comes

00:31:37.800 To

00:31:38.060 People

00:31:39.140 Doing

00:31:39.460 Making

00:31:39.700 Decisions

00:31:40.200 Around

00:31:41.000 This

00:31:41.200 Time

00:31:41.420 Of

00:31:41.540 Year

00:31:41.700 And

00:31:41.940 The

00:31:43.060 Tax

00:31:43.320 Time

00:31:43.600 And 1.00

00:31:43.740 Shit 1.00

00:31:43.900 Yeah 0.99

00:31:44.740 Well

00:31:46.100 I mean

00:31:46.320 There's

00:31:46.520 Definitely

00:31:46.860 There's

00:31:47.260 Obviously

00:31:47.680 Something

00:31:48.060 Questionable

00:31:48.640 Because

00:31:48.880 Like

00:31:49.040 I said

00:31:49.340 Like

00:31:49.820 Smashing

00:31:50.380 Grabs

00:31:50.700 At

00:31:50.820 Jewelry

00:31:51.140 Stores

00:31:51.420 I've

00:31:51.640 Never

00:31:51.820 Even

00:31:52.040 Heard

00:31:52.320 Of

00:31:52.580 Happening

00:31:53.640 Oh

00:31:53.920 I

00:31:54.100 Have

00:31:54.380 Yeah

00:31:54.680 That's

00:31:55.080 Why

00:31:55.220 They

00:31:55.360 Don't

00:31:55.500 Put

00:31:55.660 Anything

00:31:55.840 Real

00:31:56.180 On

00:31:56.340 Those

00:31:56.480 Displays

00:31:57.020 Out

00:31:57.180 Front

00:31:57.460 Used

00:31:58.400 Be

00:31:58.540 One

00:31:58.700 A

00:31:58.920 Nice

00:31:59.100 One

00:31:59.240 On

00:31:59.340 King

00:31:59.540 Street

00:31:59.680 Jewelry

00:32:00.080 Store

00:32:00.340 And

00:32:01.140 They

00:32:01.240 Had

00:32:01.380 Nice

00:32:01.580 Big

00:32:01.820 Display

00:32:02.220 Windows

00:32:02.640 Out

00:32:02.880 Front

00:32:03.120 Would

00:32:03.300 Display

00:32:03.560 All

00:32:03.760 The 1.00

00:32:03.880 Shit 1.00

00:32:04.100 It 0.99

00:32:06.200 Was

00:32:06.360 Unbreakable

00:32:06.940 Glass

00:32:07.440 Well

00:32:07.860 Not

00:32:08.260 First

00:32:08.620 But

00:32:10.920 Then

00:32:11.080 They

00:32:11.200 Went

00:32:11.340 With

00:32:11.460 The

00:32:11.560 Unbreakable

00:32:12.020 Glass

00:32:12.380 But

00:32:12.620 But

00:32:14.600 That

00:32:14.720 Was

00:32:14.880 Too

00:32:15.240 Too

00:32:15.680 Expensive

00:32:16.120 Because

00:32:16.320 Someone

00:32:16.520 Ended

00:32:16.740 Up

00:32:16.900 Breaking

00:32:17.160 It

00:32:17.340 So

00:32:17.460 They

00:32:17.560 Just

00:32:17.680 Went

00:32:17.940 Back

00:32:18.160 To

00:32:18.280 The

00:32:18.340 Normal

00:32:18.540 Glass

00:32:18.980 But

00:32:19.260 Just

00:32:19.400 Put

00:32:19.600 Fake 1.00

00:32:19.940 Shit 1.00

00:32:20.160 There 0.99

00:32:20.440 So

00:32:20.740 Yeah

00:32:21.840 Well

00:32:22.220 I would

00:32:22.440 Make

00:32:22.640 Sense

00:32:22.900 That

00:32:23.100 Fake 1.00

00:32:23.320 Shit 1.00

00:32:23.500 To 1.00

00:32:23.680 Display

00:32:24.040 There

00:32:24.520 There's

00:32:24.840 No

00:32:24.960 Question

00:32:25.320 There

00:32:25.640 They

00:32:26.460 Could

00:32:26.580 Afford

00:32:26.900 The

00:32:27.040 Windows

00:32:27.260 And

00:32:27.860 I

00:32:27.980 Think

00:32:28.140 They

00:32:28.300 Took

00:32:28.660 Them

00:32:28.820 Out

00:32:28.980 Out

00:32:29.300 Of

00:32:29.380 The

00:32:29.460 Windows

00:32:29.760 At

00:32:30.060 Night

00:32:30.280 Too

00:32:30.660 And 1.00

00:32:30.820 Shit 1.00

00:32:30.920 Like 1.00

00:32:31.060 That

00:32:31.240 You

00:32:32.660 Can

00:32:33.120 See

00:32:33.320 That

00:32:33.540 I

00:32:33.720 I saw

00:32:34.120 That

00:32:34.380 I saw

00:32:35.080 That

00:32:35.300 I've

00:32:36.340 Lived

00:32:36.480 Long

00:32:36.720 Enough

00:32:36.900 To

00:32:37.040 Watch

00:32:37.280 The

00:32:37.420 Decline

00:32:37.940 Of 0.99

00:32:38.280 Fucking 1.00

00:32:38.600 Society 1.00

00:32:39.520 And

00:32:39.700 Our

00:32:39.820 Culture

00:32:40.160 Man

00:32:40.480 It's

00:32:41.000 Pretty

00:32:41.200 Shitty

00:32:41.460 And

00:32:41.660 I

00:32:41.760 Might

00:32:41.900 Have

00:32:41.980 Been

00:32:42.080 Part

00:32:42.320 Of

00:32:42.440 It

00:32:42.520 Too

00:32:42.700 When

00:32:42.840 I

00:32:42.880 Was

00:32:42.940 Younger

00:32:43.280 So

00:32:43.520 Well

00:32:44.440 It's

00:32:44.820 Funny

00:32:45.060 Cause

00:32:45.260 I

00:32:45.360 Said

00:32:45.500 The

00:32:45.640 Other

00:32:45.800 Day

00:32:45.980 I

00:32:46.060 Was

00:32:46.140 Like

00:32:46.340 You

00:32:46.460 Know

00:32:46.560 Tim

00:32:46.920 Hortons

00:32:47.340 Is 0.88

00:32:47.540 Like

00:32:47.780 The

00:32:47.940 Perfect

00:32:48.320 Encapsulation

00:32:49.300 Of

00:32:49.540 Canada

00:32:49.920 Right

00:32:50.520 Sold

00:32:51.740 Out

00:32:52.040 To

00:32:52.180 The

00:32:52.320 U.S.

00:32:52.780 And

00:32:52.960 Filled

00:32:53.260 With

00:32:53.500 Foreigners 0.97

00:32:54.040 Yeah

00:32:54.920 Yeah

00:32:55.720 Right

00:32:56.660 Like

00:32:56.980 That's

00:32:57.260 That's

00:32:57.480 And

00:32:57.960 Like

00:32:58.140 The

00:32:58.300 Service

00:32:58.600 Has

00:32:58.820 Gone

00:32:59.020 Downhill

00:32:59.580 Like

00:33:01.900 It's

00:33:02.420 Just 1.00

00:33:02.780 Fucking 0.99

00:33:03.100 Bad 0.99

00:33:03.640 Yeah

00:33:04.240 Right

00:33:04.620 Everything

00:33:05.340 Where

00:33:05.820 It

00:33:05.940 Came

00:33:06.200 From

00:33:06.620 Everything

00:33:07.100 Everything

00:33:07.540 Those 1.00

00:33:09.040 Fucking 1.00

00:33:09.340 Jeeps 1.00

00:33:09.640 Touch

00:33:09.960 Turns

00:33:10.320 To 1.00

00:33:10.460 Shit 1.00

00:33:10.660 Too 1.00

00:33:10.920 So

00:33:11.240 All

00:33:11.980 Right

00:33:12.240 Hey

00:33:14.580 Everything

00:33:15.460 They

00:33:15.700 Touch

00:33:15.920 Turns

00:33:16.240 To 1.00

00:33:16.400 Shit 1.00

00:33:16.600 Especially 1.00

00:33:17.020 $10

00:33:17.400 A

00:33:17.780 Day

00:33:17.900 Daycare

00:33:18.360 In

00:33:18.500 Brampton

00:33:18.900 Oh

00:33:27.300 Happy

00:33:27.640 Babies

00:33:28.040 You

00:33:28.260 Are

00:33:28.420 Happy

00:33:28.680 You

00:33:28.920 You

00:33:29.920 You

00:33:30.920 I

00:33:57.800 Love

00:33:58.240 That

00:33:58.380 It

00:33:58.500 Sounds

00:33:58.680 Like

00:33:58.860 There's

00:33:59.060 Gunfire

00:33:59.740 Going

00:34:00.160 There

00:34:00.420 Too

00:34:00.740 Probably

00:34:02.240 Shoot

00:34:03.500 Guns 0.99

00:34:03.980 And

00:34:04.100 Drop

00:34:04.320 The

00:34:04.480 Babies

00:34:04.860 And 1.00

00:34:05.020 Shit 1.00

00:34:05.280 None 1.00

00:34:07.360 Of

00:34:07.480 Them 1.00

00:34:07.600 Fucking 0.99

00:34:07.920 Liked 0.99

00:34:08.260 It

00:34:08.500 They

00:34:09.060 Were

00:34:09.200 Not

00:34:09.380 Happy

00:34:09.720 Kids

00:34:09.980 Would

00:34:10.340 You

00:34:10.640 No

00:34:11.600 Yeah

00:34:12.300 That's

00:34:13.220 What I

00:34:13.480 Thought

00:34:13.700 Too

00:34:13.900 When I

00:34:14.140 First

00:34:14.380 Saw

00:34:14.580 That

00:34:14.760 Was

00:34:15.000 That's

00:34:15.820 Child

00:34:16.080 Abuse

00:34:16.400 Absolutely

00:34:16.840 Right

00:34:17.280 Like

00:34:17.680 Think

00:34:17.920 About

00:34:18.140 It

00:34:18.340 A

00:34:18.720 Kid

00:34:18.920 Can't

00:34:19.300 Like

00:34:19.500 Kids

00:34:19.940 Hate

00:34:20.240 Sitting

00:34:20.580 In

00:34:20.760 A

00:34:20.880 Shitty

00:34:21.100 Diaper

00:34:21.460 And

00:34:21.620 You

00:34:21.700 Think

00:34:21.940 You

00:34:22.080 Want

00:34:22.240 To

00:34:22.320 Toss

00:34:22.920 Them

00:34:23.080 In

00:34:23.200 A

00:34:23.320 Pile

00:34:23.580 Cow

00:34:23.900 Dung

00:34:24.160 Is 0.88

00:34:24.440 Going

00:34:25.140 To

00:34:25.180 Be

00:34:25.280 Exciting

00:34:25.840 And

00:34:26.120 And

00:34:27.680 I

00:34:27.800 Really

00:34:28.080 Don't

00:34:28.340 I

00:34:28.480 Don't

00:34:28.720 Understand

00:34:29.060 Any

00:34:29.400 Of

00:34:29.520 That 1.00

00:34:29.660 Shit 1.00

00:34:29.800 Like 1.00

00:34:29.940 I

00:34:30.060 Don't

00:34:30.200 Give

00:34:30.360 A 1.00

00:34:30.520 Fuck 1.00

00:34:30.720 How 1.00

00:34:30.980 Holy

00:34:31.440 Something

00:34:32.060 Is 0.88

00:34:32.560 I

00:34:33.000 Think

00:34:33.860 It

00:34:33.940 Has

00:34:34.680 Antimicrobial

00:34:35.860 That

00:34:37.080 Is 0.88

00:34:37.340 The

00:34:37.520 Biggest

00:34:37.840 Load

00:34:38.080 Of 1.00

00:34:38.240 Shit 1.00

00:34:38.640 I 0.99

00:34:38.940 Have

00:34:39.060 Ever

00:34:39.260 Heard

00:34:39.580 This

00:34:41.140 Is 0.88

00:34:41.280 Why

00:34:41.440 We

00:34:41.600 Use

00:34:41.800 So

00:34:42.100 They

00:34:43.080 Don't

00:34:43.400 Understand

00:34:44.360 The

00:34:44.560 Concept

00:34:44.860 Of

00:34:45.100 So

00:34:45.300 I

00:34:46.340 Mean

00:34:46.440 That's

00:34:46.660 Why

00:34:46.800 It's

00:34:46.940 Called

00:34:47.100 Waste

00:34:47.620 Right

00:34:49.940 It's

00:34:50.260 Waste

00:34:50.840 It's

00:34:52.260 Not

00:34:52.420 Meant

00:34:52.700 For

00:34:52.960 Conditioning

00:34:53.620 Your

00:34:53.780 Skin

00:34:54.080 It's

00:34:54.320 Not

00:34:54.500 Meant

00:34:54.800 For

00:34:55.040 Cleaning

00:34:55.420 Your

00:34:55.620 Home

00:34:55.980 It's

00:34:56.300 Not

00:34:56.560 Meant

00:34:56.840 For

00:34:57.000 Brushing

00:34:57.300 Your

00:34:57.520 Teeth

00:34:57.880 No

00:34:58.420 And

00:34:59.100 I

00:34:59.220 Don't

00:34:59.400 Understand

00:34:59.800 How

00:35:00.120 This

00:35:00.360 Is 0.88

00:35:00.600 Like

00:35:00.940 Anything

00:35:01.360 That

00:35:01.740 Has

00:35:01.940 Ever

00:35:02.200 Been

00:35:02.740 You

00:35:03.580 Know

00:35:03.740 It

00:35:04.400 Is 1.00

00:35:04.840 Fucking 0.99

00:35:05.160 Weird 1.00

00:35:05.740 As 1.00

00:35:06.040 Shit 1.00

00:35:06.420 Yeah 0.99

00:35:08.040 Well

00:35:08.220 The

00:35:09.080 Super

00:35:09.400 Chat

00:35:09.860 Some

00:35:11.980 Poo 0.97

00:35:12.240 Is 0.88

00:35:12.360 Good

00:35:12.500 For

00:35:12.680 Fertilizer

00:35:13.220 Some

00:35:13.520 Poo 0.97

00:35:13.740 Isn't

00:35:14.000 Good

00:35:14.180 For

00:35:14.360 Fertilizer

00:35:14.900 Man

00:35:15.140 It

00:35:15.260 Will

00:35:15.360 Be

00:35:15.740 The

00:35:15.880 Opposite

00:35:16.380 Because

00:35:16.800 Uncle

00:35:18.360 Kitty

00:35:18.640 Yeah 1.00

00:35:19.460 Fucking 0.99

00:35:22.960 Looking 1.00

00:35:23.180 At

00:35:23.340 That

00:35:23.580 Let's

00:35:24.360 See

00:35:24.460 How

00:35:24.620 They

00:35:24.780 Did

00:35:24.980 This

00:35:26.980 Is 0.88

00:35:27.160 What

00:35:27.280 I've

00:35:27.440 Been

00:35:27.520 Looking

00:35:27.700 Into

00:35:28.000 A

00:35:28.340 Lot

00:35:28.540 Lately

00:35:28.840 Van

00:35:29.120 Is 0.88

00:35:29.280 The

00:35:29.540 Predicament

00:35:31.120 We're

00:35:31.380 In

00:35:31.560 So

00:35:31.780 I've

00:35:31.940 Been

00:35:32.000 Looking

00:35:32.200 At

00:35:32.420 Other

00:35:32.660 People

00:35:32.900 Who've

00:35:33.120 Been

00:35:33.220 In

00:35:33.340 Similar

00:35:33.740 Predicaments

00:35:34.300 But

00:35:34.560 Did

00:35:35.600 Something

00:35:35.880 About

00:35:36.180 It

00:35:36.400 I'm

00:35:38.780 Like

00:35:38.920 Okay

00:35:39.560 Read

00:35:40.420 Some

00:35:40.600 More

00:35:40.880 Michael

00:35:42.300 Collins

00:35:42.740 For

00:35:42.920 Example

00:35:43.360 Michael

00:35:43.600 Collins

00:35:44.060 Was

00:35:44.280 That

00:35:44.560 Movie

00:35:44.780 I

00:35:44.880 Was

00:35:44.980 Watching

00:35:45.400 Bach

00:35:46.400 Man

00:35:46.700 It's

00:35:48.120 The

00:35:48.220 Thing

00:35:48.400 About

00:35:48.580 What

00:35:48.780 Movie

00:35:49.040 Was

00:35:49.240 Michael

00:35:51.520 Collins

00:35:52.000 It's

00:35:52.320 About

00:35:52.960 The

00:35:54.600 IRA

00:35:54.820 That's

00:35:55.240 What

00:35:55.360 It's

00:35:55.480 Called

00:35:55.760 Yeah

00:35:56.560 Oh

00:35:57.360 Okay

00:35:57.600 Yeah

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00:37:19.420 Heard

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00:37:22.040 Hey

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00:37:58.200 It

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00:37:59.100 Idea

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00:38:10.560 Sir

00:38:10.740 Well

00:38:11.400 Apparently

00:38:11.980 Jagmeet

00:38:13.440 Was

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00:38:14.000 Hour

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00:38:14.840 Minutes

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00:38:21.060 So

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00:38:23.920 Show

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00:38:25.640 Jagmeet

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00:38:27.120 Bastard 1.00

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00:38:30.980 Vote

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00:38:36.800 Is 0.88

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00:38:37.140 Like

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00:38:38.220 Watch

00:38:38.520 Wrestling

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00:38:39.940 That

00:38:40.360 Turban

00:38:40.700 Would

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00:38:41.220 His 0.93

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00:38:41.560 In

00:38:41.660 About

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00:38:45.480 Hair 1.00

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00:38:51.420 All

00:38:51.600 About

00:38:51.820 Inertia

00:38:52.320 There's

00:38:53.460 It's

00:38:53.960 Technique

00:38:54.800 I

00:38:56.680 Just

00:38:56.840 I

00:38:57.040 Thought

00:38:57.180 That 0.99

00:38:57.360 was funny it was like what the fuck is that as if jag made it be able to fucking like 0.99

00:39:02.660 body slam that guy i don't know we'll see maybe but 0.99

00:39:07.140 i i i'm not dead in the guy's fucking he's got some weight behind him 0.99

00:39:16.260 yeah well i do believe he has some fight training as well right i gotta think for him he needs it 0.95

00:39:22.460 he's gonna need it in the future i would think so right i would definitely think so doesn't hurt 0.65

00:39:28.340 to fucking work out though a little bit keep yourself a chip i need a beer i wish sarah was 0.97

00:39:33.120 on here man she heard you were coming on no i know i can't help it you know she's kind of 0.98

00:39:40.720 you're not allowed to say that you're not allowed to fucking miss sarah's terrible yeah right there 0.93

00:39:46.600 you go that's what you gotta do yeah all right that's that's the energy we're looking for here 0.99

00:39:54.520 right i can give energy uh actually he's probably a brown belt there koala mama probably a brown belt 0.86

00:40:02.920 just saying you know no and i don't think we want to see chris's tits either no no no michelle's seen 1.00

00:40:13.000 them and she's telling us no so that says something it is not necessary 0.99

00:40:19.540 oh it's not as funny as his ass that's true right that is very true it is funnier when he shows his 1.00

00:40:29.080 ass get your cat your cat wants in there no i'm not fucking doing the door game that little fucker 1.00

00:40:48.620 man all right hey thank you tread of course all we can do is laugh though right like that's about 1.00

00:40:55.440 where i'm at now yeah are you going kooky right yeah like i i'm i'm seriously at a point where it's

00:41:02.480 like okay now i'm just here to watch the season that i'm calling 2020 like every c every year is a

00:41:09.320 season in this television show with all life yeah i'm just here to be entertained since 2020 so you

00:41:17.980 were saying it last night yeah well i mean come on season five yeah like who yeah season that we're

00:41:24.140 into season five of 2020 i think that that is a very accurate statement because i still don't feel

00:41:29.540 like the year 2020 has ended it's just it's been extended yeah it's just it's like it's the longest

00:41:37.580 train crash train wreck i've ever had to watch like it is the longest stroke you know it's like

00:41:44.200 because i i don't know ah whatever it's like watching the a train wreck and it's just

00:41:51.700 such a long train it's still going the cars are going everywhere there's thousands of people dead

00:41:57.180 it's terrible run fire some are carrying chemicals some are most of them are carrying people 0.91

00:42:02.800 and it's just some are going over cliffs and bridges and shit and it's still going 0.99

00:42:07.520 it's like shit ass cheeks with will knots amazing 0.99

00:42:13.100 oh yeah well burnt yeah that's true too tom that's a good point it's a very good point 0.99

00:42:20.960 burnt hair ass cheeks there you go i'll tell you this is small good no no it doesn't it definitely 0.98

00:42:28.420 does not uh what what else fuck i'm pretty much out of everything but i did see this i and i thought 0.99

00:42:34.560 it was funny and are you kidding me that's gay as fuck i hate rumble sometimes what happened so 0.98

00:42:40.540 what that is uh it was talking it was a story about plant-based seafood lagging behind but that's 0.99

00:42:47.920 gonna change and my first thought was like so seaweed yeah dolls i love dolls yeah that's it's uh 0.96

00:42:58.420 graham and ann dolls is the best dolls in the fucking world man no yeah right it's fucking good for you 0.99

00:43:03.720 too there's high in iron high in lots of shit it's good it's good for you not everybody likes it 0.99

00:43:08.840 it's like the spinach of the sea but to me it tastes like the ocean it's salty naturally salty it's got 0.97

00:43:15.400 the brine natural brine to it it's just dried fucking seaweeds flat they dry people dry it out in their 0.97

00:43:22.360 driveways man yeah and they sell it in paper bags for like a buck whatever fucking i just find it i just find 0.98

00:43:28.340 it really fucked up though that all these vegans need to like make like plants yeah yeah right 0.97

00:43:36.040 iron blues knows he knows dolls he knows there's that's there it's healthy it's good for it it's in 0.99

00:43:41.500 your teeth though which is kind of shit it's like spinach of the sea man yeah right dried spinach salty 0.93

00:43:47.620 salted yummy yeah well it's i i just don't understand this push for like plant-based like burgers and 0.99

00:43:56.720 plant-based like if you don't want to eat meat why are you making all of your plants pretend meat

00:44:03.420 yeah yeah like you're you're basically admitting that meat rocks and you're upset that you can't have 0.98

00:44:11.500 it so you got to make your vegetables into meat just fucking eat meat just eat it 1.00

00:44:19.980 no i don't want to and you shouldn't too it's like fuck off like like it's like it's almost like 1.00

00:44:28.300 eat your peas no then you shouldn't eat peas either yeah i don't fucking get it i really don't 1.00

00:44:36.520 it's 1.00

00:44:39.440 uh everybody i call them passionately stupid people are just passionately stupid i've been guilty 1.00

00:44:45.620 i've been passionately stupid i'm still kind of passionately stupid about some stuff but 0.99

00:44:54.180 people get passionate about certain things and it's like what i you don't have ideas ideas have you 0.99

00:44:59.620 kind of shit right ideologues and stuff but 0.99

00:45:04.260 let's see if i can do this without fucking my shit up too much 0.99

00:45:09.540 oh that's yummy hey homestead 0.99

00:45:12.020 i'm craving dals though

00:45:14.500 beef bacon butter 0.99

00:45:17.140 what there's no such thing as beef bacon stock with the fucking beef bacon 1.00

00:45:21.500 fucking red barn blues 0.99

00:45:22.740 that sounds pretty good to me 0.99

00:45:24.700 no i don't even want to hear those words they don't belong together

00:45:27.960 why wouldn't they

00:45:29.080 there's no such thing

00:45:29.700 there's no such thing that's like mixing two of my favorite things there's no such thing

00:45:34.580 we had your beef or it's bacon

00:45:36.980 no 1.00

00:45:38.260 fuck off with the fucking beef bacon man i did a whole fucking thing on that 1.00

00:45:41.540 um don't get bring me down that don't get me started 1.00

00:45:44.180 oh it's awful 0.99

00:45:45.060 fucking beef bacon 1.00

00:45:46.260 what in the fuck 1.00

00:45:48.340 you got your boyfriend to eat cat food basically he tried a vegan burger and they're made of soy and wheat 1.00

00:45:55.820 some odd flex not sure what he was trying to prove well i think that just proves you had a girlfriend

00:46:04.860 i think that's 1.00

00:46:08.060 no that's your fucking boyfriend next door you got that fucking rice rocket 1.00

00:46:12.780 it's a fucking toyota that's meant 1.00

00:46:14.700 it's it's like a honda trying to sound like a harley 1.00

00:46:17.900 it's a toyota trying to sound like a fucking 305 or 350. 0.96

00:46:21.980 it's got like uh the soup it's got like the muscle car sound to it 0.97

00:46:26.620 like like an old ford or an old chevy

00:46:30.780 it's got that sound to it but it's a rice rocket

00:46:33.660 yeah now i will admit i have eaten a milk bone before

00:46:38.300 kind of kind of on the same thing well who hasn't man we've all eaten dog treats like

00:46:43.100 i tried to get a dog to eat a treat and he wouldn't even know i don't want to eat it like dude it's good

00:46:46.860 right by the way my kids were all laughing i was like ew try it's good

00:46:55.020 i am okay there's a link on my twitter dj all right so let's see then let's see if i can bring

00:47:03.580 that up or not let's better not be any flat earth there okay let's bring out the twitter

00:47:11.260 i'll come over there 0.90

00:47:15.580 fucking flatter now it's fiji re-migration 0.99

00:47:20.380 re-migration sounds more important than what if the earth is around or not 0.99

00:47:25.180 if there's a sky daddy or if there isn't i don't fucking care like i'm being pop overpopulated by brown 0.99

00:47:30.460 people here can we fucking can we focus yeah right 0.99

00:47:42.540 is this a video what is this i don't know okay so that's just that 0.77

00:47:48.540 all right let's see if i can bring that up or not you can do it you can do it it's

00:47:52.620 all right you see that no oh there we go

00:48:04.940 a skilled immigration almost erased the fiji's yeah uh so the recent debate about skilled immigration

00:48:13.180 on x is a good time to bring up a case study that can show unwanted side effects let's go back

00:48:18.780 in time to the year 1970 we shouldn't have this this should be common knowledge to everybody but hey

00:48:29.100 yeah it should be uh the indigenous people are already a minority the descendants of imported 1.00

00:48:34.940 indian workers took over 60 000 were brought to their shores in the early 20th century

00:48:41.340 uh temporarily they said that's how they always started temporarily did not go home their number

00:48:50.300 grew through replacement migration and birth rates

00:48:56.060 is this three of seven yeah there we go so the demographics tipped in the 1940s

00:49:01.420 uh the foreigners did not assimilate but form their own parallel society and political parties thanks to

00:49:07.260 the ethnic vote in 1987 they elected their own president for the first time

00:49:12.540 he wanted to abolish the constitutional right of the natives to their land

00:49:21.020 the army stood up against this constitution and dismissed the government the new government started

00:49:26.940 a re-migration program consisting fiji likator uh protective laws for the indigenous and

00:49:36.780 economic pressure uh it worked many indians went home what they just chose to 0.99

00:49:44.620 um some 30 years later the locals are once again in the majority and will remain so

00:49:50.220 some indians stayed but they are no threat to the fiji majority

00:49:55.340 what would the world have gained if the 1.4 billion people of india would have swallowed up 1.00

00:50:02.060 the fiji indians yeah uh indians might be more industrious and prolific than the indigenous 0.98

00:50:08.940 generation of fiji's the re-migration of indians might have even hurt the gdp of the fiji's

00:50:15.740 uh but if the capitalism uber allies or yeah uh would mean the systematic extinction of the ethnicities and 0.66

00:50:26.780 even whole nations who cannot keep up yeah it's not a reality we should cheer no definitely not uh

00:50:37.980 what's this one indian culture is valuable and unique so is that i like that i like that picture man

00:50:44.940 scroll on that picture what yeah right it's a it's kind of pink floydish there that artist that did the

00:50:51.660 pink floyd oh wait you're talking that one yeah yeah just everybody get in here everybody get in

00:50:57.420 here and just all become npcs it's uh it's so orwell and yeah orwellian man it's like 1984 right there

00:51:03.500 boom get in there i mean it's accurate we are thrown into the meat grinder

00:51:10.540 little workers little consumers little peasants get out there little peasants we don't care what color 0.82

00:51:14.540 you are just obey obey do your job i like this line here plus i love the i love real diversity

00:51:22.140 of nations and cultures that's why i love borders that's actually a really good way to put that

00:51:31.100 i'm just trying to read it i can't read it i'm sure you know i think that's a great way to put

00:51:35.100 that right like that's how you have true diversity is by having the multiple different nations and then if

00:51:39.820 you want to go and you know learn about another culture there it is but why why invade elsewhere

00:51:48.380 when i go to quebec i do my best to speak french if i can um i suck at it but i do my try and and

00:51:55.420 if they notice you trying they usually give you a little more respect like i find you know they'll

00:52:01.020 laugh at you like your french socks of course because it does it's like but at least you try man at

00:52:06.380 least try to order your timmy's if you go to timmy's at least try to order in french man uh like 0.80

00:52:12.300 think about it it's a respect of the culture right like what it comes down to like if i were to go to

00:52:20.540 japan like i'm not gonna you know i'm gonna do my best try to know some words man you have to at least

00:52:26.940 know like when in rome do as in rome exactly it's an old saying for a reason like don't open a can

00:52:32.220 of worms uh don't eat yellow snow like these sayings have existed for hundreds and hundreds

00:52:37.740 and not thousands of years for a reason it's like if i'm gonna go to japan yes i'm gonna learn some

00:52:42.140 phrases in japanese man and i'll do my best with the accent right right try not to insult them all

00:52:49.180 because oh your accent is very good i wish i could speak it right like at least get the accent down 1.00

00:52:56.700 say it properly a little bit of effort because they acknowledge that they see that like oh this 0.99

00:53:01.820 guy's trying to speak my language even though he's an idiot from canada 0.99

00:53:08.300 whatever man a little effort oh that's funny i was just looking at my just looking at twitter there 0.99

00:53:15.580 somebody's trying to argue the difference between jagmeet being a calistani and an indian i'm gonna have

00:53:21.900 to i'll tend to that later and give them my uh the if you're arguing the difference between a

00:53:26.540 seek and an indian that's like arguing the difference between the runs and a solid poop at the end of the 0.98

00:53:31.260 day you're arguing about shit well put sir it's all the same i don't i don't care right i don't care 1.00

00:53:42.700 what the fuck man it's just that falls on deaf ears my friend i don't want a button giving a 0.99

00:53:51.100 fuck now man it's like no i don't care anymore like yes sir many many i want 85 there that's it 1.00

00:53:58.140 in a conversation we can shut her down right now 85 is where i want to see white people in this country 0.99

00:54:06.060 i mean at the very least i'd be more like 90 but that would be a pipe dream probably you can't

00:54:12.700 85 i'd be happy with i'm willing to negotiate only once it's a one-time deal one-time offer or 0.76

00:54:19.180 his trebuchet time what the fuck send them away bye oh just checking and see if there's anything 0.89

00:54:33.900 i'm a realist man i'm a realist man i'm realist 85 i'd be happy 0.93

00:54:39.020 there's a lot of good people from different real places and they're cool but

00:54:46.220 you know of course and but that this is the thing right like when when you're arguing with 0.95

00:54:52.540 the about the mass immigration i think the one thing that's really stupid is that people will 0.98

00:54:56.620 just automatically like be like well you're just racist and hate them no i don't hate them at all 0.94

00:55:01.740 i just don't like i want my country right they have theirs but here's a here's a mind if you move

00:55:13.180 to say japan or you move to whatever is burma whatever whatever country you move to and you're

00:55:19.980 like this is my country now i'm going to try to do my best with your language blend in and that's

00:55:25.500 this is my country now i left my home country this is my country now i'll fly their flag blah blah

00:55:29.820 and they went to war with your previous country that you left would you fight which country would

00:55:35.820 you fight for just asking for a friend yeah well and like i don't know to me that's that's kind of

00:55:45.900 the thing like if you're coming from another country how are how are you gonna say that you're gonna put

00:55:50.140 canada first especially if you end up in a situation like let's say you do join the military and okay now

00:55:56.860 we're going to war with your former country like are you really now you're a liability but 0.99

00:56:04.540 yeah you're never gonna be one of them they're gonna have eyes on you

00:56:11.260 like if you're a russian military but you left russia years ago you know now but now you're in the

00:56:18.940 military don't think they're gonna have eyes on anybody that's russian descent in the community

00:56:23.500 military right now eyeballs on them we're watching you mister

00:56:35.180 apparently uh let me see here let me get this loaded up i just found a video of daniel smith real 0.99

00:56:42.540 fuck oh she's just a phony man awesome it's too bad oh no way she's the she's the real deal yo 1.00

00:56:51.740 ah she could have she could have done so much better but she just 1.00

00:56:55.820 look at that she looks retarded up there stop stop embarrassing yourself 1.00

00:57:06.860 she's up there dancing what jesus christ man hey almost looks like kamala right yes exactly yes yes 1.00

00:57:17.260 i'm still getting shivers thinking about yes man exactly what the fuck are you doing 1.00

00:57:24.940 there you go fuck man yeah it's unbelievable ridiculous man like stop it stop embarrassing 1.00

00:57:31.020 yourself have some pride it's okay to be white honey yeah well and actually it's funny because i was 1.00

00:57:39.500 talking to somebody about that today like because he was like saying how collectivism is just wrong

00:57:43.740 and i'm like well here's the problem though um it's unavoidable at this point because everybody

00:57:48.860 else has collectivized but us yeah that's exactly why it is okay to say black lives matter

00:57:56.220 but you go to jail if you say it's okay to be white

00:58:03.420 we've been taught that tribalism is only okay in sports or maybe politics

00:58:08.380 well everybody else is being taught it's within your people the brainwashing is strong man it's strong

00:58:17.500 no it's very strong like people i still have it in my head like because i remember it wasn't that long

00:58:23.900 ago it was a couple years ago um watching jeremy and stuff like yeah i like jeremy i agree with him

00:58:29.980 like 99 of the time but he does go on about the jews a little too much that was only a couple of years 0.94

00:58:35.340 ago like what's up with the jews right what's the jew thing why are you fucking wild about the jews 0.97

00:58:40.220 because i had i had it hammered in my head like you don't criticize those people they are the chosen 0.99

00:58:46.060 ones right no i never got that i did like no but like i got i i got sucked into the brainwashing

00:58:53.260 like you don't say the n-word and you don't talk about them because of all that stuff you know

00:58:58.860 but i had that hammered into me man over years and years and years like

00:59:03.660 it does it doesn't affect your thinking like you'll you won't react as quick as what you normally would 1.00

00:59:09.980 if you just knew that was all bullshit and they've lied to us for fucking ever 0.98

00:59:15.740 well here's the thing like if you're thinking that we can't be collectivized and when i mean here's why 0.99

00:59:24.860 you're wrong and just ask for your question about like you know the what the jewish community has 0.70

00:59:30.300 done i'd like you know they've built very strong networks through like obviously a lot of advocacy

00:59:36.140 groups uh and i feel like you know hindus can sort of mirror that by fostering strong connections

00:59:43.100 through temples uh to organizations and we can also form uh you know a lot of advocacy groups

00:59:50.140 uh political power and collective unity is also very very important um and that's what we as a

00:59:58.540 pack are trying to do we're trying to get a lot of these hindu americans who have traditionally voted

01:00:02.700 for democrats we are trying to sweat we are trying to sway them towards the republican party uh and you

01:00:09.100 know that's collective unity is also very very very important um you have a lot of jewish packs that

01:00:16.140 have demonstrated influence uh in foreign and domestic policy uh they educate policy makers they

01:00:23.660 fund candidates to align with their interests and they ensure that their issues like their support

01:00:29.980 for israel are central to us policy and so we should create similar organizations that promote

01:00:37.340 hindu and indian interests uh and that strengthen indo-us relations and that highlight you know our

01:00:45.820 issues uh like hindu persecution like hindu phobia etc etc and i think media and narrative control is

01:00:53.900 also very important because you have a lot of jewish influence in industries like hollywood that has

01:01:00.300 helped counter anti-semitism and that has helped them promote their narratives and i think we have to

01:01:05.900 invest more in the mainstream media uh and content creation because we have to address a lot of

01:01:12.860 misinformation about like hinduism and rampant hindu phobia and so i think was some thanks for

01:01:20.140 sharing your perspective maybe like it would be good to get a quick back when can we curb stomp these 0.99

01:01:24.780 people man like a good old-fashioned fucking curb stomp and eat that curb say ah ah bam here's the thing 0.99

01:01:33.180 right people man here's the thing and it's again it's part of that double standard or as fairy says the 0.99

01:01:39.660 standard um but like so if i run a tim hortons and all my employees are white i'm gonna be told i don't

01:01:46.300 have enough diversity but if i run a tim hortons bring in an indian manager and he hires only indians 1.00

01:01:53.660 my store is diverse how's that that doesn't make any goddamn sense

01:01:59.420 and that's exactly what and that little space there which uh it was nationalist news canada on twitter that

01:02:05.260 uh shared that um great again but it's obvious that when they come right like

01:02:12.780 their focus is going to be their people regardless of whether they claim to be american first or not

01:02:19.100 they are going to look for the people who are like them first 0.98

01:02:24.140 and you i don't think that there's a way to get rid of that what fucking what tower are these guys 0.98

01:02:28.940 starting now i have fucking no idea i'm trying to listen to you and i'm i'm looking at the 0.99

01:02:34.780 fucking chats going what the fuck are you guys talking about the wild time here in fapo 0.98

01:02:40.620 you know it just it happens i don't know jason's not here tom can be there i don't know it's your 1.00

01:02:45.820 show i'm not yeah well i mean whatever anyway i can send out some i was gonna i just figured you're

01:02:53.020 on the grams and the grams you're on the stuff so you can get a hold of these guys and if it's your

01:02:57.740 show you want to get a hold i was i was going to look up uh david's number and uh jason's number

01:03:04.220 i was going to give al and jason a call but i figured i just assumed that you already did that

01:03:09.660 so it's like it's not my show i'm gonna go i hadn't thought that far ahead to be perfectly honest

01:03:17.020 i don't really usually think the what the are these guys spelling oh no idea i don't know either

01:03:23.660 they're casting spells what's going on super under here all right there you go tom jason you in or

01:03:30.700 what what's going on we might as well open the floor here it's your show man i'm not sarah's not 0.97

01:03:39.260 here so to me it's like this is disappointing yeah we're unsupervised let's fucking go 0.96

01:03:44.620 what this is probably what's gonna happen all right and oh and we still have to we still have to do our

01:03:50.700 make a wish foundation wish come true for you so think about something that you want to play

01:04:00.460 that has been getting you banned because here you can play it yeah yeah man this is why i need to get

01:04:08.540 on rumble man all right i can play some stuff oh we gotta hear uh no better not

01:04:20.460 um

01:04:22.300 man i don't know make me think can you smell the smoke yeah right that's funny like i'm even trying to

01:04:30.060 think of some too that we can i don't know we'll hit the youtube in a little bit but

01:04:33.740 uh yeah tom you're uh it's in tg there i think you should just be able to join can we see a jeep get

01:04:43.020 hit by a train i always love that that's actually we uh maybe actually i don't know tom's about that

01:04:50.460 i love that it's one of my favorite parts of derrick's dreams like hey you want to see a dk hit by a

01:05:01.820 train yes i do let's go oh my god

01:05:06.700 evening there we go there we go

01:05:10.540 yeah check uh telegram there island jason how you guys doing tonight 0.98

01:05:15.340 fuck off enjoying the first day of the show that is 2025 let's get her done right on right on yeah 1.00

01:05:25.580 it's already uh looking like it's uh popping up pretty good see what that new orleans 0.99

01:05:31.180 fucking lightning strikes all over yes yes actually that was the one thing i was forgetting to mention 0.51

01:05:36.460 is uh a new orleans situation and 0.98

01:05:43.580 trying to think what else although i i still think the tesla truck

01:05:47.500 i was gonna give her a call too i forgot i should have but yeah it's the uh again i assumed that 0.93

01:05:53.180 johnny was on that shit so it's not my show not my show and adam breezy don't blame me don't be mad 0.91

01:06:00.780 oh okay now i can i can actually see comments here on rumble now 0.99

01:06:03.740 yeah yeah yeah it's a curse though because i'm trying to watch you guys and listen to you guys

01:06:09.500 but i'm reading the comments same time i'm getting distracted no before last time i was on the rubble

01:06:13.500 studio i couldn't see the comments going along the side here yeah but uh i actually uh i have that

01:06:19.500 capability now so that's actually quite interesting so i can actually yeah it's

01:06:23.180 fucking interesting to fucking say the least i can shut down that uh side screen i had with the 0.98

01:06:28.780 if i could pop out jack going soon you guys are building towers and shit over there 0.99

01:06:33.500 you're all the little conversations and stuff what is this 0.95

01:06:39.180 you have to click your you have to click your camera on yeah i know i'm trying i'm trying to 0.96

01:06:44.460 oh yeah and john's potato fucking camera over there whatever uh actually i might i think i might have 0.85

01:06:52.940 i don't know what i did actually why do i have the option for an obs virtual camera 0.72

01:06:59.900 yeah that's just mine saying too but i don't know what that is you guys are the smart ones you guys know 0.98

01:07:05.260 this shit don't fucking don't call me those are borderline fighting words oh i can't operate this 0.99

01:07:13.900 shit i'm retired man fuck i need help i'm super retarded i'm not here yeah i'm kind of retarded 1.00

01:07:21.900 though when it comes to electronic stuff yourself to a point oh holy with the phone i don't know 0.99

01:07:29.020 i don't know i don't know what that i mean but i gotta shush you sorry hello who's this hello hello

01:07:36.620 hi hello you're live how's it going uh good hey say hi to say hi to johnny and tom and oh i know

01:07:49.180 but i just wanted to remind you that it's my show in case right i wasn't oh my god oh it's breezy

01:07:57.100 hello hello i am fucking here and i promise you i promise you all i'm watching hello no this is 0.96

01:08:06.060 this is sarah fuckers happy new year happy new year sarah oh it's sarah i don't know why you didn't 0.95

01:08:13.340 answer happy new year island jason don't behave yourself i'm trying i'm trying sarah 0.98

01:08:21.180 are we behaving ourselves no we're not behaving ourselves no we must be otherwise we wouldn't be

01:08:29.260 here right there is no behaving are you having fun yeah good okay all right call me when you're done

01:08:40.940 okay all right all right have fun all right did you hear from me i'm coming in well it would be nice if

01:08:49.580 you were here once you jump on the line i i'm having issues with my internet tonight no it wouldn't

01:08:56.620 no it wouldn't i can't even log in which is why i'm calling you to just remind you well it's not the

01:09:01.420 same without you that's all i'm saying right i know i love you don't ever think i'm not here okay

01:09:11.340 santa claus they know what you're thinking and knowing you're awake that's right checking her

01:09:15.260 making a list checking the toys that's it all right i love you too see you right on nice to hear

01:09:22.460 from you share it ah she goes unbelievable unbelievable this is what she's out there

01:09:29.580 really doing right that's what she's really doing right here

01:09:35.660 like what do you do what happened she missed it

01:09:43.660 no we can play that again can't we you want to see that again michelle yeah

01:09:47.980 i'm 100 sure that's the guy that was on chris's stream

01:10:07.340 that could be that's john john he let his hair grow john carpenter john carpenter yeah that's right

01:10:16.940 john carpenter that was totally john carpenter he was pulling a john carpenter and then he got whacked

01:10:22.700 in the deck

01:10:25.900 such a good time you know so all you guys all you guys survived the holidays as horrible as you thought

01:10:33.020 it was going to be was it as bad as you thought it was going to be or what did you guys have a good

01:10:37.100 holidays yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah guys are like yeah yeah yeah it was good oh it's the

01:10:48.060 holidays you're like oh no man it's fine it's great it's like i'm fucking glad it's over let's put it 0.85

01:10:55.100 that way right every holiday season man i'm just happy my happiest moment is when it's done it's like

01:11:00.860 ah right we might move on right like we went for a drive today it was like 10 30 this morning like

01:11:09.020 she's off work for a couple more days so we got some time together but i was like you know what

01:11:13.820 let's just go for uh we haven't gone for a drive in the bush for a while let's just go for a cruise

01:11:18.620 out in the bush she went for like a three-hour back road bush cruise you know never even taught

01:11:26.620 it was great right because michelle knows that man we used to go for jet loss drives

01:11:31.900 where we just drive and drive and drive until we got lost yeah and then try to find

01:11:39.980 it was awesome man you're out in the country you're doing back roads and 0.89

01:11:42.780 shit and all the farms and farmers got everything i can say we just have so much rain and cloud lately 0.99

01:11:49.660 it's just always rainy or cloud it's just like fuck man i need some gotta get out of this house 1.00

01:11:56.140 it's too dark yeah well days are gonna start getting longer now so yeah i know i'm looking 0.99

01:12:02.700 forward to it right it's i i hate that fucking dark period i really do it's so fucking it's this 0.98

01:12:08.620 time of year when you get it too man that's why they have christmas this time of year right like 0.99

01:12:12.620 fuck 78 days i hate christmas so it doesn't help so do i i fucking hate christmas too and 0.99

01:12:19.020 and my wife loves it and so this year i made a commitment to being not being a grinch and i 0.99

01:12:25.740 i think i did very well i mean we didn't have one single fight so it was perfect i mean

01:12:34.780 right right i mean but i made a conscious decision to not open my mouth like just to eat it

01:12:41.180 i had five people in my living room telling me just i mean listen i'm not all for trump but when

01:12:49.020 i hear people trashing trump for different reasons than i trash trump you know what i mean when they're 0.75

01:12:54.700 like right like you better trash him for the same reasons i do oh he's racist and he's sexist and he's 0.94

01:13:03.420 this and this and that's why that's why they're trashing because he's a convicted felon no i'm 0.99

01:13:08.300 trashing him because it's a fucking jew shell right like yeah yeah but you do you do bring up a good 1.00

01:13:13.900 point though like they're only trashing him because the tv told them to right exactly whereas we can 0.98

01:13:19.900 simply look at it and be like okay he's not what he's saying he is global tv the thing yeah and the

01:13:29.100 look on people's like that's faces when you say to them like look who supports them look who gives them

01:13:34.060 most of the money have you uh you're an anti-semite i guess

01:13:42.700 that's a tough question well here's a question for you or tom you guys ever checked out that ground

01:13:47.580 news that uh yeah bjw looks into or advertises for whatever ground news where it gives you i watch that

01:13:55.580 um that's i think i was unaware i haven't looked into it so i don't know but if i if i because

01:14:02.140 people ask me where do you get your news from and like you have no idea i get my news from everywhere

01:14:06.620 man well i get my news from here and i can go with the first thing i hear man i i do a little bit of

01:14:13.340 digging no but like okay let's use for so it's january 1st so we're expecting tunnel jews last winter no we 0.99

01:14:20.140 weren't but they came out today it's like okay louisiana's got fucking run over and they're like 0.96

01:14:26.220 oh we don't know who it is yeah we all knew who it was right away we were like fucking osama been 0.99

01:14:31.260 fucking or whatever did you see who they put up with like this old fucking spinster with glasses and 1.00

01:14:37.900 she's a cop she's like the chief of police of oh yeah i saw her white chick glasses look like 90 years old 1.00

01:14:46.540 and then there's two black chicks that come up and they're fucking talking like all the dei hires 0.99

01:14:51.260 have to come up and fucking say well we are about it was fucking embarrassing man like the dei hire 0.99

01:14:57.100 fucking because i watch uh hindustan times and uh times of india and al jazeera you watch channels but 0.99

01:15:04.700 why the fuck why are they more base than you know like i actually trust why do i trust hindustan times 0.99

01:15:13.020 more than looking abc right you notice that it's like it was like me watching c because cbc quebec 0.99

01:15:21.660 if you can understand french a little bit if you ever wanted to watch something that was really going

01:15:26.060 on you go to the french channel like there was if you had four channels the fourth one was the french 0.99

01:15:30.300 one and they showed nudity and everything man on their fucking channel because they're quebec 1.00

01:15:35.580 they're french they're weird but they also showed more news so even back in the day the 80s and 90s man 0.96

01:15:41.020 if you wanted to know more about what's going on in canada you go to the french channels and and

01:15:45.500 they would fucking show more than so even back then i knew they're hiding from the most english-speaking 0.87

01:15:51.420 populace right but the quebec channels they knew english english speakers in the rest of canada 0.98

01:15:58.620 we're gonna watch their news but they were showing everything man like back in the day find an old 0.99

01:16:04.060 news clip from the and show the difference from cbc ontario and cbc quebec or especially election

01:16:13.580 election results and stuff right yeah yeah yeah hey tom you've been you got all the whole christmas

01:16:24.780 off or what yeah i i go back to work on monday the sixth oh yeah yeah or i guess it would be the

01:16:31.020 seventh or what it would be next monday after this weekend coming up so next it's definitely

01:16:36.140 enjoying your time off for sure yeah i definitely needed the time off i didn't uh because normally

01:16:41.500 in the year i'll take uh like a week or well last summer i took two weeks off through the summer or

01:16:45.740 the week usually i'll take a week off holidays well this year i didn't really take any holidays off i

01:16:49.660 took like a couple days off here and there for like the rage tour and a couple other things that we

01:16:53.420 did some of that but not a consistent time off kind of deal so by the time uh this rolled around

01:17:00.140 the beginning in december i was asking the boss like uh so what are you guys doing around christmas

01:17:03.980 time like you shut down like what's going on kind of deal right so then i found out like you know

01:17:08.380 they're uh doing a two-week shutdown like good i can use that time off no perfect man you look you

01:17:14.620 look like you're doing better actually like you look just more relaxed to me well yeah because i've been

01:17:21.180 sleeping well i've been able to like sleep in a bit like well i can't sleep in but today actually was

01:17:27.020 the most i've actually slept in a long time i didn't get up till about one o'clock but well

01:17:32.140 the other day my my old lady and my daughter they off at about nine o'clock in the morning 0.90

01:17:37.580 and i just was like oh fuck it i'm just gonna lay down for a bit and i went and turned on uh hardcore 0.92

01:17:42.940 history and like a six-hour episode and i just slept all day man just like i woke up at quarter to 0.88

01:17:52.620 four or something like that and it was just like oh man that was awesome yeah well that's the thing

01:17:58.380 is something you're but when your body needs the the rest you're it's gonna knock you out i know but

01:18:03.100 i'll see i'll see on uh the bigot hoff you'll be posted at 2 15. well that's 5 15 for you yeah

01:18:11.260 that's usually when i'm waking up and i'm i'm i'm posting at 3 15. so that's like my time 3 15.

01:18:19.180 you know i'll see yours and i'll be like ah the next post you know what i mean that's i wake up

01:18:24.540 early every day i can't sleep and not long well you usually yeah i'll uh yeah i'll be getting ready

01:18:30.060 for work and i'll pop in my phone and say good morning bigots that's then i put my phone away

01:18:34.700 and i don't usually look at it until okay at nine o'clock or whatever the case would be

01:18:38.940 how about you johnny what do you see they're like i didn't do a thing not a thing

01:18:50.780 no do you eat any good food i just sat here and smoked cigarettes and hated hated everything i made 0.68

01:19:01.500 uh i had some top sirloin christmas that's what i had like a couple big fat top sirloins and ate those

01:19:10.620 myself and we had some strip ones for dinner tonight they were good man there's something

01:19:17.740 about barbecuing you can't you can't replace the flavor you get off of barbecue

01:19:22.700 yeah i mean i i i obviously because apartment i'm not allowed to have a barbecue but i do have the

01:19:33.740 the cast iron that's got like the grill marks in it and one thing i do love is just put a 0.90

01:19:38.620 fucking chunk of butter on there and then just slap a steak on it oh yeah i know that's the best 0.95

01:19:43.180 christmas oh it's fucking it's pretty good well we had a definitely yeah like we don't we don't do 1.00

01:19:50.780 shit at christmas like my family is retarded so you just sit at home and yell out my my 0.99

01:20:01.420 fucking brother's been misbehaving over the last few months and it was a bit of an awkward christmas 1.00

01:20:08.140 but we had my my dad's birthday was last night not last night the 30th and uh we went to his house 0.99

01:20:16.300 for his birthday party and my all my brothers were there except my one brother he's acting like an

01:20:22.300 asshole but my other brothers were there with all their kids so it was kind of cool because you know 0.98

01:20:27.980 right away i'm like ah fuck there's a whole bunch of people here it turns out it's my brothers and their 0.99

01:20:33.180 wives and their kids it was like oh that's okay it was all right and fun yeah no i just 0.99

01:20:41.900 fucking relaxed and didn't family shit's weird man family shit's always weird it is my parents are 0.99

01:20:48.860 getting old and you know what i gave my dad a big hug and you know he turned he turned 70 and i gave him 0.99

01:20:53.900 a big hug and you know love you and okay i think the fact like because my grandma passed in what

01:21:01.900 fucking october i miss her would have been the end of october or so and i think that with her gone 0.92

01:21:10.780 uh there is absolutely nobody left in the family that has any desire to gather 0.96

01:21:16.060 it's not the same without sarah man like we didn't share it on you nobody cares about sarah

01:21:22.220 that's not what we're talking about the grandparents johnny our our families my my uncle passed away and

01:21:30.060 our family fell apart basically there's some parts of our family that are together but the majority of

01:21:35.260 us are my grandparents same with me man like what's that fucking circle's broken but me and my cousin 0.92

01:21:40.780 have talked about it and we've said who's the one to do it my cousin says it's me that i'm the one 0.88

01:21:45.180 i'm supposed to do it but i'm like i don't know man like i don't like most of my family so

01:21:51.420 there definitely won't be anybody doing it in mine like uh

01:21:56.300 i i guess a prime example would have been my grandma's death but like take my mother and my

01:22:01.820 aunt as examples uh these are two women who have hated each other their whole lives uh they do some 1.00

01:22:08.380 weird disgusting to each other as soon as my grandma's about to die suddenly their

01:22:14.860 best friends they're living together um they're they're at the hospital all the time they're

01:22:20.140 telling the hospital staff that is abusive and is suffering from dementia and they're trying to push 1.00

01:22:27.580 him out of the picture so that they can get the power of attorney because these idiots think that 0.99

01:22:32.060 they smell some money right like that that is an example of the type of people i'm talking about 1.00

01:22:39.820 yeah but isn't isn't uh the passing of one's life so fucking ceremonialized like 0.96

01:22:50.140 everybody's waiting for somebody to die okay my mom my dad my my wife's mom my wife's dad like they're 0.99

01:22:56.780 elderly people and you know i i i loathe i fucking can't i fuck i dread the day they pass away not 1.00

01:23:05.900 so much because i dread losing them it's i dread the fucking that's going to come along 1.00

01:23:13.020 that's not the fucking siblings you know what i mean dude i've seen it you're preaching the choir 0.99

01:23:18.060 over here man i don't thought that ain't my family my my old lady is the executor on both 0.99

01:23:25.820 the estates and she's like oh man i want nothing for my family on either side on her side my side i'm 0.83

01:23:32.620 i'm just chris i'm gonna do my own fucking thing man i got i mean i ain't leaving well i'll leave 0.98

01:23:36.860 some fucking things to some people but they'll be not worth much right but the vultures come out 0.99

01:23:43.820 it's fucking embarrassing man it's like holy fuck like the vulture definitely knows what i'm talking 1.00

01:23:49.180 about because she knows exactly who the fuck i'm talking about i got a fucking uncle and uh that's 1.00

01:23:55.740 the wife that woman he married that's a weird connection my grandfather lost lost his shape 1.00

01:23:59.820 no you shut it you shut it that's the weird connection that me and leaf nurse have 1.00

01:24:05.740 oh okay oh yeah yeah happy new year leaf nurse we all lose our shit toilet 1.00

01:24:16.620 what the just happens what happened am i can you guys hear me still yeah you guys all sound fine 0.98

01:24:24.780 hey hey can you guys hear tom i can't hear him i can't hear tom tom's frozen but you can hear him

01:24:30.700 you still hear him yeah guys can still hear me though i hear he's gone no i hear him fine

01:24:38.540 yeah we could hear you you just weren't moving 0.99

01:24:43.180 the fuck get my camera turned off what the hell's going on here yeah 0.98

01:24:47.260 well he was like he wasn't moving though like his frame was frozen but you could still hear him 0.99

01:24:52.540 perfectly fine so his cameras jiggle your camera i was just with you tom when i said i couldn't hear

01:24:57.980 you could be his camera cord somebody that says can you hear me i always say no

01:25:06.300 yeah 100 but it's just weird like you were totally frozen but your audio was perfect

01:25:11.260 so uh joined your chat for a few minutes when we were camping yeah i know how did you make it

01:25:19.500 did you catch any fish or what no we didn't even fish we just drank beer we just drank beer

01:25:26.700 you can multitask catch fish and drink beer we're gonna head me and jan are thinking we're gonna head

01:25:31.660 back out this weekend for another camping first camping trip of 2025. i love a good shore lunch man i

01:25:37.660 haven't had a good shore lunch in a long time no we're gonna go out in the bush i'm gonna go buy

01:25:42.620 a new chainsaw in the morning and and uh we're gonna go gonna go camping you won't enable my camera

01:25:52.780 i don't know what's going on here i'm actually on the bottom there yeah i know i'm clicking

01:25:59.500 mine was doing the same thing you put just log out and log back just refresh yeah i think that's what i'll

01:26:04.620 do here that's what i had to do mine was doing the same thing weird when they're trying to get in 0.91

01:26:09.820 yeah it does do that sometimes there you go i'm just used to my shit he's back sort of oh there you 0.98

01:26:22.380 are back in the saddle again now that we got the tech issues figured out so can we see it hit by a train 0.95

01:26:31.180 or what hold on okay so i've actually got uh i sent johnny a clip of uh tesla yeah we already did that

01:26:37.660 oh tesla one okay yeah that was fox i have another clip here johnny i can send you it's um sean ryan

01:26:43.820 talking with the cia actually yeah go ahead right what sorry i didn't hear what you said i was gonna say

01:26:54.220 uh i was reading something where they're saying that that they might be trying to tie the tesla

01:27:01.660 truck in las vegas and the truck in new orleans they're trying to insinuate maybe that no i've seen

01:27:08.860 that yeah because in front of the tesla truck no i don't think so either but uh in front of the tesla

01:27:14.380 truck that exploded there's a white i don't think so either what kind of what kind of statement is it

01:27:19.100 the elon musk truck blows up in front of trump's hotel that is ironic though yes i found that quite

01:27:24.940 ironic yes foreshadowing right i think yeah um but one thing i find interesting that i think is going

01:27:31.820 to be happening in the united states is more terror attacks i don't think because this guy that was uh

01:27:36.140 shot on uh the other i guess it would have been today or last night in new orleans uh they've

01:27:42.060 confirmed that this guy's been working with apparently three other people and uh i don't know if you guys

01:27:47.900 see this i got a i got like explosives or something yeah like they were playing with

01:27:53.020 explode that like they got quote pipe bombs the whole j6 narrative um but this uh i've got a clip

01:27:59.580 here i'm gonna send it to you johnny it's sean ryan talking with uh a cia uh analyst and uh so i'm

01:28:06.700 just gonna send it to you uh here i've been watching sean ryan lately like he's got some good that last

01:28:11.900 guy he had the benghazi guy it was awesome tonto oh yes yeah have you ever watched that yeah i did

01:28:21.100 the odd thing is i watched that you ever seen this what's that i can't see the cover 13 hours yeah

01:28:28.460 that's what i just watched a couple weeks ago yeah yeah and then and then tonto's on sean ryan all

01:28:34.540 of a sudden yeah yeah and now all of a sudden the russians are going into benghazi for a base

01:28:42.300 hmm that's interesting yeah they're moving out of syria into into benghazi into libya you know what

01:28:49.180 i did i didn't think they'd give up that port i thought for sure they would fight for that port

01:28:54.380 i guess the russians are a little busy right now true but also i was wrong though because i was i was

01:29:00.860 quite adamant there for a while right that would that was russia's only warm water port i was wrong

01:29:05.100 they have i think like two or three more of them so around africa and places like what do you mean

01:29:09.820 warm water like in the mediterranean yeah a port that they can export and import all year round

01:29:15.020 whereas their ports in russia usually war on their cold water ports so they only got like they freeze up

01:29:21.420 yeah that's why they want access to the north they have their they have massive icebreakers and

01:29:30.220 shit they do travel through our north they through they travel through canada that's why they keep 0.65

01:29:36.620 planting canadian their russian flags and the chinese do it too i think they plant their little

01:29:42.060 flags up in our territory up north yeah they plant their flags right in toronto 0.97

01:29:49.260 faggots name's olivia chow yeah somebody's saying i can't remember who i might have been on someone 0.98

01:29:57.820 else's fucking show and they were talking about how canada already gave up our north to the states or 0.99

01:30:02.380 something like the rights to it and shit i don't man there's so many people buying into this 51st states 0.99

01:30:09.260 crap i know it's annoying it's very annoying it is dumb it almost seems like it's a soft sell 0.99

01:30:16.860 right well although i wouldn't mind seeing canada become a republic and with their own constitution 0.99

01:30:23.180 very close to the american constitution but we're canada yeah nothing i want to see no more

01:30:28.860 queen of my money right no more queen of my money no more monarchy no more governor general 0.99

01:30:33.900 no more wearing wigs in our supreme court off like off man i'm tired of this gay 1.00

01:30:41.180 ass royalty nonsense man the king the king the king can suck my dick we're canada 1.00

01:30:49.740 it's for canadians not about the king and royalty that doesn't even exist 1.00

01:30:54.140 it's a make-believe fantasy on honestly i think there's way bigger problems we need to resolve before 0.94

01:31:01.580 we even think i don't want to do any of those things it's make-believe fantasy bullshit no how 0.98

01:31:07.660 about we even americans love princess die right oh princess die they still have plates of her and 0.99

01:31:12.140 shit like even americans i love i love princess die chris it doesn't matter mark he's 0.97

01:31:18.620 i'm english relax me too it doesn't matter i know but that's not the problem the problem is we're 0.98

01:31:26.220 letting people now like that's where we have to stop immediately immediately no no 100 well in the

01:31:36.700 numbers especially right did you see that video of the rocksham road the other day like it was two

01:31:41.500 days ago i watched it and it was the black buddies there take yeah and the black truck pulls up and

01:31:47.180 then there's two chicks all of a sudden standing on the road that don't know where to go yeah because 1.00

01:31:51.100 they just dropped her them off yeah they're going into the states right from right there man boom are

01:31:57.980 they going into the states from canada or coming up from the states into canada no they were going

01:32:02.460 into the states and there were two indian chicks and they were obviously didn't know what the 1.00

01:32:07.100 to say they were getting arrested and and then the cops just let them go that's it let them go

01:32:13.340 well see that kind of makes me wonder like did you get that

01:32:16.620 click ahead johnny from with sean committed a crime they didn't committed a crime

01:32:23.180 yeah yeah i just i got that uh loaded up right now i was just waiting for yeah this is uh

01:32:30.300 you're here illegally you are committing a crime if i'm illegal in someone else's country 0.62

01:32:35.100 like who are you are you here if you can't produce your passport say uh blah blah now this

01:32:40.780 this uh this uh interview i took place i think just at the beginning of the syrian little uprising

01:32:49.980 or actually just before and i can't remember off the top of my head um but what this particular ci

01:32:55.340 analyst says when she says what just happened in new orleans and uh syria is pretty quite interesting

01:33:01.660 check it check it out will these attacks hype do you think these attacks will happen simultaneously

01:33:09.020 throughout the united states or will they be one day here next day here another one over here next

01:33:15.260 week so they want them coordinated i don't know if coordinated means all at the same time

01:33:19.500 or if coordinated means we do it monday we do it tuesday we do it wednesday we do it thursday we just

01:33:24.220 do five straight days i said but they want to coordinated what's coordinated mean and the other

01:33:27.820 argument we have does coordinated also mean u.s and europe at the same time and is europe all

01:33:33.180 coordinated at the same time so the when they say coordinated we don't know exactly what that means

01:33:37.420 so they could also be u.s and europe at the same time which is complicated do you think europe will

01:33:43.340 see mass casualties or did i mean earlier you kind of mentioned that you think that the that the primary

01:33:47.660 target in europe is still u.s embassies no that's for the wave so remember there's there's a wave of

01:33:53.100 embassy attacks but then there's this multi-coordinate attack it's completely separate wave of attacks

01:33:57.820 so they're going to get the same october 7 attack in europe as we're getting in the u.s

01:34:01.820 as planned right now anyway and they also so a thousand terrorists were supposedly trained for

01:34:06.540 the u.s and deployed and a thousand were supposedly trained for the europe attack and deployed the

01:34:11.100 embassy plots are completely different with completely different trained terrorists

01:34:17.980 man this is why haven't they hit yet because the training takes the time so for but they're here

01:34:24.460 they're here though okay they got here let me ask how long have they been here i'm not sure but if we

01:34:30.220 just do math quick okay israel they trained 500 terrorists right they got a longer timeline but

01:34:35.580 they were planning to train 500 in three months right two months so they're going to train 500 in

01:34:41.900 two months for israel so they can for israel they did it really quick but it would have been half-assed

01:34:45.580 they luckily end up with a year and a half but then remember i told you they had to train 10 000 for

01:34:49.660 syria and i think that gets completely ignored okay so they have this huge number and we just saw what

01:34:55.260 the effect of it right so the 10 000 for syria and some went to iraq became the priority and then we

01:35:02.460 think the homeland attackers were in there um and then that's training is done too if that makes sense

01:35:07.420 so they are training for multiple phases at the same time so it takes time to get through all the

01:35:12.060 training man this stuff scares the shit out of me what do you think okay you had mentioned earlier 0.84

01:35:18.860 you know we just got done talking about the significance of october 7th how many other dates

01:35:23.740 are there that could that it could potentially i mean if they're looking for that kind of you know

01:35:29.340 symbology or whatever you want to call it you know how many dates are we looking at is it too many to

01:35:35.500 are there too many significant dates throughout the 20 years that we were over there

01:35:39.260 that that we just we can't you know we can't do you know what i'm trying to say i know how many

01:35:45.420 dates are we looking at here yeah is it impossible is it 365 is every day of the year after 20 years

01:35:50.380 a potential date or are there some specific hard dates that you think that federal state local

01:35:56.620 government should be looking at sure well i think if we just talk about the october 7th investigation we

01:36:01.580 did we actually discussed three dates we discussed the significance of october 7th being the day we

01:36:06.380 started operation during freedom um remember when i said they started training in august they

01:36:10.940 actually started training on august 7th they chose august 7th because that was the anniversary of the

01:36:16.540 tanzania and kenya embassy bombings okay so they did choose even a historic date to start training okay

01:36:22.700 and then when you go to 9-11 you know the majority of americans i don't think the majority of the 0.77

01:36:26.940 u.s government knows why 9-11 was chosen you'll get these stupid theories it was start the school

01:36:30.460 year or 11 means all or something like that it basically it comes from 9-11 1922 and it was

01:36:37.020 basically kind of you know after the time of the british mandate and that was the first day

01:36:41.980 they basically took a westerner and said this westerner he ended up being a a british and jewish

01:36:47.980 you are in charge of kind of like this palestinian type of mandate and al-qaeda had cared about a date

01:36:53.900 from 1922 and that's why they chose 9-11 to attack us so no matter where you're watching sean

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01:37:18.220 can we see a g get hit by a train now 1.00

01:37:22.700 red barn blue says gematria channels are saying trump gets unalived on june 6th

01:37:27.980 i wouldn't be surprised but whatever i don't at this point man honest really like the weird thing

01:37:36.620 is is some of that gematria stuff like it's when they figure out the numbers ahead of time instead

01:37:42.140 of afterwards but ahead of time and then shit happens on like roughly on the numbers or

01:37:48.300 close to it that's when you're just like wait a minute here like this is some weird 0.88

01:37:53.100 shit because i did i always thought this whole numbers game thing myself was like uh quite 0.56

01:37:58.940 weird like i didn't understand it and then i had it explained to me a little bit better and then shown 0.94

01:38:03.420 like in different examples i'm like oh okay this is interesting numerology

01:38:08.780 shit oh gematria numerology a lot of it's uh okay you've talked to uncle aaron haven't you 0.96

01:38:14.700 so yeah uncle aaron knows a lot about that shit man guys guys guys last january we were sitting in 0.99

01:38:21.900 this exact same spot the four of us i remember it clearly and uh something crawled out of the 0.99

01:38:29.340 fucking gutter you remember that no and we were all so fucking blown away but not really you know 0.97

01:38:36.460 we're all we all kind of like we weren't surprised there was a dirty kids mattress you know there's 0.99

01:38:42.780 jews coming out of the fucking new york city tunnels right what's that and but that was but that was 0.99

01:38:49.260 the that was the next wednesday actually weird i know but that was a surprise so what's what do you 0.99

01:38:55.020 guys predict they're going to be the fucking i don't think i know you can't i know the jews are so 1.00

01:39:03.900 crazy right like oh but they have they have everybody this is why i said they're a victim 1.00

01:39:10.460 right they're not a victim well yeah this is why i said earlier though i can't wait to see what the 0.92

01:39:15.820 writers have cooked up for 2025 because this has become some fucked up i i think i don't know if 0.95

01:39:21.020 it's a reality show i think we're gonna i think we're gonna find out all comedy all pizza pineapple 1.00

01:39:27.500 is raised in jew jewish rabbi fucking sperm or something fucking disgusting like that 1.00

01:39:33.500 don't fucking try to throw me off my apple on pizza i think 2025 1.00

01:39:39.260 i like my apple on my pizza fuck off man i think in 2025 i don't know a jew jizz doesn't belong now 1.00

01:39:46.540 you threw my apple on pizza that's some seriously fucked up shit um 1.00

01:39:50.540 jesus but i think in uh 2025 we're gonna see my this is my personal opinion um like yeah the usual 0.99

01:39:59.500 stuff jews are gonna do things like that right um but i think there's one thing that's gonna happen

01:40:05.740 this year that's gonna be significant that nobody's gonna forget and i think it's gonna be a

01:40:10.620 some type of uh natural disaster type of event and my prediction is the cascadia

01:40:15.900 yeah mighty i think you're right the cascadia fault line it's world war three

01:40:24.940 it's acting up big time right now right into my backyard if you watch like if you watch a lot of

01:40:32.460 the seismology reports the whole ring of fire looks like it's ready to go jason that man he's out there

01:40:37.260 right now it's okay that's okay man i'm prepared well he probably already knows about exactly what i'm

01:40:42.300 talking about then yeah i do i do yep we have i'm on vancouver island subduction zone so my

01:40:47.820 fucking my property is actually sliding right underneath the cascadia plate yeah that's exactly 0.75

01:40:53.660 what's happening yeah yeah yeah make sure you got a life track at least so here's the plate here's 0.98

01:40:59.980 island jason's house near exactly that is exactly what happened that's what that is exactly what

01:41:06.380 happening yep and it's moving it's moving inches per day like i'm not kidding you yeah they're

01:41:14.060 predicting uh well i don't think i'm sorry i gotta re not correct that it's not that i don't think they

01:41:19.820 said that they are predicting but like from some of the stuff that i've been watching and looking at

01:41:24.300 uh it's quite possible that there'd be a pretty massive quake on that in that uh oh they don't know

01:41:30.300 where though they don't know where in that particular zone because that zone goes like i

01:41:34.780 think like a couple hundred miles along the coastline about 100 miles off the coastline i think they said

01:41:43.100 no it's it's it's actually quite uh seattle's going down in august 0.95

01:41:48.300 i know seattle likes giving blowjobs so that could be accurate oh yeah seattle portland gone 0.99

01:41:54.540 underwater well no one's gonna miss that well okay so look look at this look at this mama coming 0.99

01:42:01.500 in hard with the astrology i would actually i would actually be surprised i'd actually be surprised if

01:42:07.820 seattle went in there i think it would actually gain elevation i think if anything we'll see a massive

01:42:14.220 subduction of vancouver island and you will we'll see vancouver basically go underneath vancouver

01:42:21.180 in which case there would probably be like 50 to 60 meter sea level rise on those on those low plane 0.99

01:42:28.300 lands because they're all soft so they'll just pop right up that's gonna fuck their shit right up 0.98

01:42:33.900 man now with with that being said okay so the cascadia and subduction zone that's a different 0.99

01:42:39.980 type of quake quake it's not like a place shifting like this it's actually they're going underneath and

01:42:44.780 on top of each other yeah but where the san andreas fault is which is just south of you by

01:42:49.660 five six hundred miles if that yeah um that's actually i wonder if that'll also be affected

01:42:55.500 as well from the vibrations because that's also a separate type of plate that moves like this but

01:42:59.580 that's also the same plate that's theorized that gonna break fucking california off but that might 0.99

01:43:04.460 be applying additional pressure to to our our plates right so that san andreas fault is under quite a bit of

01:43:13.820 sea bore and pressure because it's pushing against the north american plate yeah and and i think that

01:43:19.740 radiates north that pressure i think that's actually what's accelerating our

01:43:25.500 it's crazy man you

01:43:26.700 it won't be pearl harbor but it'll be a 30 meter sea level drop in in uh because it is a ripple effect

01:43:36.860 though you're right jason it is a ripple effect right so like say like say if you got like the ocean pushing

01:43:42.540 in with all the pressure on san andreas creating all that pressure it's going to move that pressure

01:43:46.940 along the fault lines and then get up into the cascade and start causing a lot of that but they're

01:43:51.340 like but also that's been moving for quite some time though but again all this has been moving for

01:43:56.140 quite some time so see what i think will happen though is the west side of vancouver island will

01:44:01.500 actually elevate in the air as it goes underneath the vanc you know as it goes underneath vancouver it'll

01:44:08.860 actually elevate the side that i'm on so i'll be okay for at least a couple hours a couple hours

01:44:17.900 a koala mama says there's koala mama says saturn moving into aries into may in may same placement

01:44:24.780 as world war ii vietnam and on some of it that's interesting that's an that's very interesting

01:44:30.460 that freaks that freaks you out as you're smoking your 30th cigarette today

01:44:45.100 right now butterbucker i think a lot of things a lot of things freak chris out to be fair but

01:44:51.180 all right i find stuff like that though myself fascinating right because i've always found it

01:44:59.020 fascinating because again if you go back in time if you go back in time like world war ii vietnam and

01:45:04.700 different times throughout history there have there was particular uh star alignments and planet well

01:45:10.140 and look at look at the it was in uh max uh solar maximum the poles just flipped in the sun apparently

01:45:21.180 i just heard about that today yeah yeah yeah yeah it was a polar flip like we're south north when

01:45:28.620 north went south well on the sun on the sun it was a polarity flip it was a magnetic polarity flip on the

01:45:34.860 sun yeah it happens a lot uh well not like consistently constantly uh but the sun it has been spitting off

01:45:42.940 some serious uh activity though uncle kenny's probably losing we're all just living inside

01:45:49.260 some sort of fucking game console so uncle kenny thinks we're in the flat earth and we're we're all 0.96

01:45:56.380 fucking retards for thinking that yeah well uncle kenny's not wrong uncle kenny's not wrong because 0.99

01:46:02.220 the flat part of it is the disc that they put into the game is always wrong i watched this documentary the 0.99

01:46:08.300 other day um talking about how earth is not like round it's actually like snowman shaped and there's

01:46:14.060 like these other parts that they don't want us going about with all these land masses and the weird

01:46:24.540 speaking to retards here's here's zach he's pulling us in 0.96

01:46:27.820 some of us are retards yeah hi how's it going zach hey zach i watched your show i watched your show 0.70

01:46:39.740 after you probably after you posted it good show bud

01:46:50.380 no he just had a review he had a review of 2024 but you know it's been a good year for us guys

01:46:57.580 you know what i mean we've all been podcasting and we've had some good shows this year and we've

01:47:03.100 been meeting in real life and stuff too yeah no but a lot of us are meeting irl yeah as best we can

01:47:10.140 right like yeah hey i can i consider a phone call from you chris is being an irl meetup in some ways 0.83

01:47:16.620 i was gonna call you before this man but i was watching that fucking movie it was a good movie man 0.98

01:47:21.500 i was gonna call you and say we're doing this but i didn't really feel it's like 0.79

01:47:25.180 you can call me but i probably wouldn't answer anyway so it doesn't matter right exactly i figured

01:47:30.860 that the numbers on uh speaking of streaming uh the numbers on uh my stream last saturday with uh

01:47:37.020 the base maidens and zach was on there too fucking on rumble we're pretty good they're 0.96

01:47:41.820 they're sitting at like 1400 i was like holy shit i can't find that i wanted to go back and watch it 0.92

01:47:46.540 man i couldn't find it it's on rumble i deleted it off youtube oh i looked in rumble i couldn't find 0.95

01:47:51.900 it on rumble man i can't find any of your shit on actually we were providing some director's cut 0.90

01:47:57.100 commentary that's what we were doing yeah you guys that's right yeah oh yeah yeah we were spying on 0.98

01:48:03.180 you we're stalking your channel like ah we're gonna watch some of this well i think we should

01:48:11.340 i want to do a morning i want to do a morning channel uh morning show maybe a couple times a week

01:48:18.300 but i'd like you guys to be participants in it yeah i'd like to share like i noticed chris has been

01:48:24.220 doing some morning shows and uh maybe we could maybe we could split the days up and you know do

01:48:31.180 have something every morning for somebody right like if just people listen to the work and

01:48:37.420 exactly exactly exactly yeah that's what i mean there's no reason we can't just do one it's like

01:48:44.220 us in the morning but you gotta play some tunes that because you can't play tunes on youtube man

01:48:49.100 they won't let you but no we can't on rumble yeah we can't on rumble yeah i don't know if you're 0.94

01:48:54.540 listening to work you don't need to play i know they want to hear some fucking tunes once in a while 0.92

01:48:58.620 like roller coaster of love hey chris uh hey chris on your facebook messenger i sent you the link to my 0.97

01:49:06.460 rumble channel cool you know you don't have to do it but i don't have to do it so why wouldn't it

01:49:13.180 let me see your stuff it's not let me see your stuff did you check the on the the right hand

01:49:18.380 or sorry the left hand side of the screen the three uh everybody that's live or it just because

01:49:23.100 usually a lot of the channels that you subscribe to will be along the left hand side of the screen

01:49:27.020 like when you when you click on the home button it'll bring you to your home screen kind of deal

01:49:31.340 where you see people's videos and stuff like that but if you look at the left and you scroll down

01:49:36.060 you'll see a lot of the channels that you're subscribed to and it'll say if some of them are

01:49:41.100 live or whatever the case may be or not you'll see it sometimes you'll see it in there but anyway

01:49:46.460 i sent you the link to to my rumble channel anyway so well i'll check it out after if i check

01:49:51.660 it out now i'll hit buttons and i'll eat myself probably it would be a bad thing but it's a nice

01:50:00.060 even number here so hey except there you go red barn blue red barn blue i put my uh

01:50:05.500 channel link in there in the chat that's that's what i miss is pete's show too man i mean pete had a

01:50:11.260 guess i was gonna say that yes jason that was exact that's what we need to replicate because right

01:50:16.620 there's so so many of us who are who are just sitting around in the morning drinking coffee and

01:50:21.100 yeah but why not why not started it i mean it really wouldn't be that difficult to do

01:50:30.620 no but that was that was his thing but it's like all we would have to do in that in that instant

01:50:39.020 right but all we would have to do is just use rumble first of all yeah 0.86

01:50:44.700 yeah and we can play whatever the fuck we want right any music any fucking video whatever 0.89

01:50:51.820 we could we could technically have a song playing in the background right now while we talk right 0.96

01:50:57.180 for sure yeah zach like yeah in the morning man like pete show was awesome in the morning it was

01:51:03.340 great but the thing is is if uh if we can use a stream yard account which chris already has which

01:51:11.180 you could just give us in a uh and uh access to because i believe you get two two streams

01:51:20.380 but then we could uh stream it through stream yard which is better i think than rumble studio

01:51:27.500 but rumble studio isn't that bad i mean it's working fine now

01:51:32.300 i don't know i don't i don't really mind rumble studio i think it's just people when you're trying

01:51:36.220 to get guests on it they're they have a hard time getting on that's the only thing i don't like about it

01:51:40.700 i i yeah i have no problem using it yeah

01:51:47.740 and and you know what you could just if you want to stream to youtube just restream a shared link of

01:51:53.820 the page right like just that's what i've been doing on my part on my live streams is just restreaming

01:52:00.380 to rumble

01:52:05.020 yeah i don't know man i try to keep things simple like i'm running analog here i got a 0.95

01:52:09.020 a fucking microphone i just i like using a microphone and i'm running i'm running through 0.99

01:52:12.540 my app you want my old app and my fucking speaker so i can hear you guys over there that's that's 0.99

01:52:17.660 where i hear that's where you guys come from right over there speakers right i'm old school keep it 0.99

01:52:22.700 fucking simple for fuck's sake i got i got headphones on my finger tips yeah well like awesome and i got 0.99

01:52:31.260 13 channels of shit on the tv to choose from 0.99

01:52:39.580 that's actually one of my favorite floyd songs that's a good one yeah that's funny 0.98

01:52:43.580 remember those days man like i'm gonna do it when we when we had 13 channels you just

01:52:55.180 watch i mean you're still our parents are still doing that though remember the days when we had a

01:53:01.100 suitcase under the window by the left and if you open it up you'd find my favorite axe

01:53:05.500 oh you're you're going fucking deep that's the lyrics to the song i know you are i know it is 0.98

01:53:15.820 i am not surprised you know that it's one like i said it's one of my favorite floyd songs 0.98

01:53:21.660 i love pink floyd i've been listening to pink floyd for ages well ever since i was a little kid

01:53:26.620 yeah me too i remember being just little little tiny fucking tiny but like 0.77

01:53:31.740 young kid my mom would be listening to pink floyd animals and the song dogs will come on and you can 0.99

01:53:36.060 hear the dogs barking in the background i'd be like where the fuck are the dogs coming from my 0.97

01:53:39.660 mother be like it's the song 0.97

01:53:45.420 good musicians i i don't think they're so uh or laced david waters i don't think he's he's uh

01:53:52.700 on our side these days but roger waters roger waters is actually in some ways more based

01:53:59.740 than what people thought including myself um david gilmore yeah he's he's uh he's an establishment

01:54:07.100 hack yeah all right but uh roger waters he's uh because back in a few years back i was kind of like 0.54

01:54:16.380 waters man like come on guys like just keep it to the fucking music come on um but some of the 0.99

01:54:22.220 shit he's been going on about lately and he's been spot on so it's like okay well i guess you are 0.99

01:54:27.500 kind of bass so all right i'll give you that bring the boys back home but david gilmore he's 0.86

01:54:35.580 he's an establishment hack very tough no i didn't know that's fine no but like that song bring the

01:54:41.420 boys back home imagine if all those gravestones that were over there in flanders were here in 0.96

01:54:45.500 canada so that our kids could see that on school trips and shit here and see how many men went and 0.94

01:54:51.660 died wouldn't that be different bring the boys back home is not a bad idea we should repatriate 0.97

01:54:57.020 all of our soldiers and bring them back here and don't worry chris with the new versions of 0.76

01:55:01.100 facebook meta coming out all they got to do is just create an ai version of it you just put this 0.97

01:55:05.020 fucking thing on your face and you just walk through and you can actually walk through 0.94

01:55:07.980 flanders fields it's fair actually we were talking a little bit last night when uh dustin was on like 0.99

01:55:15.660 the fact that ai is pretty much going to replace jobs like it pretty much is at a point where

01:55:22.300 like take a marketing department for a corporation is no longer really you don't even need to staff it 0.99

01:55:29.020 why would you want to ai is better you could grok that shit fucking all day long man 0.99

01:55:35.020 right yeah but that's what i mean like it's now it's now allowing it so that somebody with zero talent 1.00

01:55:41.500 can just do whatever they want now see you know what's funny though is we thought

01:55:48.220 but we we thought it was robots you know that we're going to be nailing boards together that was

01:55:53.340 no we're going to be the slaves to the ai that's all it'll be anything they can't do eventually 0.97

01:56:01.340 see everybody thinks it's going to be like terminator no it's going to be a little bit of a hell first

01:56:05.500 and then it'll be like terminator it's kind of looking that way a little bit yeah

01:56:13.340 i started watching that movie civil war today it sucks yeah yeah i i haven't seen it i watched it

01:56:21.580 a year ago now and also that other that new alien movie romulus 0.98

01:56:26.220 it fucking sucks it's so bad it's so like we were trying to watch uh squid games too and i told 0.99

01:56:37.340 my old lady i said no man i heard it's woke as fuck i looked on the woke meter and it was like 0.99

01:56:43.020 97 percent woke or something we watched the first 45 minutes of the first movie or whatever the first 0.99

01:56:51.500 season it was ridiculously stupid so we're just like fuck it it's painful i didn't even see any 0.99

01:56:57.660 woke no it's funny that there's a woke meter now it's starting right off you guys pissing right 1.00

01:57:03.980 the hop boom right in your face do you guys catch yeah but i won't even watch a movie without checking

01:57:08.780 it on google just just google woke meter this movie and boom it'll tell you oh yeah oh this is woke

01:57:15.260 i just watched i just watched michael collins i highly recommend it go watch michael collins 0.94

01:57:21.420 lord snapping jesus time everybody it'll get your fucking blood going man if anything gets your blood 0.99

01:57:26.380 going that movie will get your blood going have you seen the new beetle juice yet jason no it's not 0.99

01:57:32.460 bad it was all right didn't ruin any childhoods for me anyway well you know what maybe i would be 0.96

01:57:37.180 interested in seeing it just came out oh fuck what was it oh gladiator 2 oh yeah yeah you know 0.83

01:57:44.220 movies i actually re-watched uh because they're great movies uh the sicario movies one and two oh

01:57:49.580 yeah did you watch those i i started watching it i can't get into it because the translations like

01:57:55.900 subtitles but true yeah but like it's a they're very very good in detail that how uh the u.s federal

01:58:03.580 government like the cia and how how it works domestically with cartels against cart like it's 0.80

01:58:08.940 fucking really well done movie and so uh what actually prompted me to start to watch those

01:58:14.060 two movies again was uh it's apparently they're doing a third one i'm like oh because it's a great 0.94

01:58:19.580 story it's actually fun once you give once you give zach a link get him in here yeah

01:58:27.340 i haven't i haven't seen am i racist and please come and tell us about it right i've heard about it i

01:58:33.020 thought i think i heard yeah i haven't seen it am i racist i think it's behind a paywall i've seen

01:58:40.860 clips of it but if you laugh at this movie there it's a good chance that you're a racist blazing 0.97

01:58:48.140 saddles oh i love that movie it's a fucking classic that's the best man for a g for a g movie mel brooks 0.95

01:58:56.620 told you but oh yeah oh yeah well remember the scene in uh robin hood men in tights where he plays 1.00

01:59:04.140 the rabbi snipping off fucking penis the fucking foreskins yeah why 1.00

01:59:13.180 i've seen clips of that movie i never watched it i might have watched it once when it came out 1.00

01:59:18.940 it was like fuck like for fuck's sakes man figures getting introduced to racism as a young 1.00

01:59:26.540 kid watching blazing saddles by of all people a jew yeah but when did zach become such a fucking 1.00

01:59:34.860 pussy he's doing a live stream for gaming oh come on oh is that where people watch other people play 1.00

01:59:46.380 video games i guess i guess uh chris burke i noticed it on x actually there uh a couple hours 0.99

01:59:54.220 ago he uh he actually did a live stream i'm just kidding zach i'm just giving you busting your balls 0.98

02:00:01.500 uh he's got a radical no i can see why zach is actually doing that because i remember him talking

02:00:06.700 about his uh his plan with it back a few months ago and also burke chris burke he actually popped up

02:00:14.300 on x there a couple hours ago that he was actually on war zone and he was streaming war zone i guess

02:00:19.180 i think it was like yeah yeah yeah yeah hey do you see chris burke's uh one year transformation photos

02:00:26.940 oh my god ben yeah what how amazing is that he's like half the fucking size it's incredible 0.57

02:00:33.100 and i have a diagonal crew going in grand theft auto online 0.60

02:00:36.300 oh nice there's nobody in it but me but i i that's one game that i haven't really i haven't

02:00:46.380 really touched the online for that at all but what grand theft auto so chris i think it's it yeah

02:00:52.780 oh it's great so chris it's not exactly trains but somebody out there liked you because they just sent

02:00:57.580 me this oh my god what the oh oh oh no oh terrible they film it like a music video or something like

02:01:11.500 that's terrible yeah yeah yeah it's a strike

02:01:17.660 is that a strike anyway no you're right i think it was i don't think anybody was

02:01:22.780 that's it you're right zach uh seriously zach says here seriously if a dag starts hardcore

02:01:27.740 streaming i know i agree it would be a big market yeah yeah i know but all right

02:01:34.140 the thing is you gotta keep it cool you gotta keep it reasonable and we're not looking for the hitler

02:01:42.060 no i know if you want if you want to keep something that's that's going to keep functioning you can't be

02:01:48.140 streaming other copyrighted content i'm just saying no but we do need to reach the attention

02:01:54.780 of the young white kids that they're going to say hey you can do what you can do which you can do

02:01:59.260 without without copyright yeah you just have to be smart about it they don't don't yeah we can't

02:02:07.500 a gaming stream that can do though that's the thing right like you're not going to get copyright

02:02:12.220 for a gaming stream because it happens all the time well not a gaming stream but who's gonna

02:02:16.860 who cares about a gaming stream kids that's it if you want to if you want to attract the youth

02:02:21.260 that's where they are yeah yeah like when it comes to the zoomers that a lot of the zoomers are uh

02:02:26.540 they're gamers

02:02:30.460 so yeah yeah you just got to watch what you're saying some games now and there are future

02:02:37.820 actually modern warfare is going to be like just dropping bombs on your head from a drone that's

02:02:41.980 what you're going to it already is it already is yeah we'll see the xbox network itself oversees

02:02:48.460 all the chats so like even so like for instance call of duty will have its own network going to

02:02:53.580 overseeing it but then overseeing that on top of it is also xbox itself so like if you're like if 0.97

02:02:59.420 you're on call of duty console calling somebody a faggot then you jump over onto grand theft auto 1.00

02:03:04.220 online call somebody a faggot and then go on to whatever other game online calls somebody a faggot 1.00

02:03:08.700 the x but the xbox servers themselves will catch that and then what happens you get kicked off man 0.99

02:03:15.420 well if you get enough complaints against you yeah you'll get your uh

02:03:20.220 i've even heard they've gone so far as that some of the

02:03:24.060 online games are actually like devs like they're the developers that are just like in there

02:03:29.980 listening yeah i wouldn't i've always uh suspected that myself i remember years ago oh go ahead

02:03:39.580 once you get kicked out like can you just rejoin under a different name that's how you do it no

02:03:44.780 because it recognizes your ip address oh it's ip what if it's your brother yeah

02:03:51.980 whatever it's like i mean there's ways around it obviously like you would eventually like if you get

02:03:57.500 a vpn or you get like a different console or there's ways around it but it is a huge headache

02:04:03.660 though if if you do get banned right like for sure especially because like you lose your account and

02:04:09.820 everything that went with that um so yeah but it's it's rough because like gaming is like some of the most

02:04:18.700 toxic chat in the world oh is it ever like it's terrible terrible the things that get over that

02:04:28.060 oh yeah i i i myself have contributed of course um i know you yeah actually there there was a time uh

02:04:39.260 when the pandemic hit i learned that there was like actual hockey leagues for the nhl games

02:04:44.300 and i this is when i decided that i had to join the league that was 30 plus uh because i was in a

02:04:52.940 lobby and what i didn't know is that one of the other players in this lobby was like a 16 year old girl 1.00

02:05:02.140 and me and this like fucking 21 year old guy are talking about our tinder conquests and you know it's not 0.97

02:05:09.180 in a very flattering light we'll say because again i'm under the assumption everybody in this lobby is 0.96

02:05:16.460 an adult and everybody is a man if you have to meet them in person yeah stop yeah it was really funny

02:05:24.300 because it got we got to a point where it got fucking super fucking bad and then all of a sudden you just 0.98

02:05:31.820 see that person left the fucking chat group and somebody mentions it to me like fucking yeah like 0.99

02:05:39.740 that was that was a 16 year old girl i'm like why the fuck didn't anybody say anything before 0.99

02:05:45.180 like you fucking you let me fucking go on like that and they're like somebody mentioned that she's 1.00

02:05:50.220 a lesbian i was like well if she wasn't she is now 1.00

02:05:52.620 my motto is don't don't do anything that's inappropriate around kids and then you're 0.91

02:06:02.300 fine you know what i mean you have to know that they're not to man i don't smoke joints i try to

02:06:07.740 hide my joints from my neighbors and but the kids i'll be out there for for a while 0.76

02:06:13.500 go kids see the other joint oh the kids show up want to hang out and let's go can we do s'mores 1.00

02:06:19.180 like oh fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck it's like no it's like you can be in the middle of nowhere 1.00

02:06:26.060 in northern ontario go take a piss someone will be there if you ever walk in the woods go take a 1.00

02:06:32.540 piss someone they've had eavesdroppers on the uh online gaming platforms ever since the launch of the

02:06:39.500 online gaming platforms yeah i believe so they have i mean really anything that allows you to speak like

02:06:45.340 i i mean obviously it's somewhere it's just a matter of whether or not they're

02:06:49.020 actually listening to you or not but it's there and available for them i believe i was uh a couple

02:06:55.020 of times a part of being listened to yeah i was and that's how i know for a fact that they do listen

02:07:00.460 to the online platforms in the chat rooms and stuff like that yeah they do yeah of course they do

02:07:10.380 everyone here right now i'm sorry to bring it to you everybody here right now they have a file on

02:07:15.420 it i'm not fucking kidding if i don't have a file i should be ashamed of myself 0.96

02:07:21.340 ai just scrubs it man they just exactly there's a file on us guys i'm not even if you were worried 0.90

02:07:27.820 about it you would be on here especially if they've watched my antics in grand theft auto online for the 0.96

02:07:32.540 past years it's been online yeah yeah they know what they know what time you jerk off every day

02:07:38.780 you know you have for breakfast like they're watching through your camera we should know what

02:07:43.340 they have for breakfast that's what i'm trying that's what i'm saying like why don't we have

02:07:47.820 files on them like make politicians afraid again why don't we do that i don't understand it's not

02:07:53.340 ball it's not politicians man oh we know who it is it's more than politicians oh they're just the 0.95

02:07:58.540 front room yeah they're trying to get laws passed so we can't make them fucking afraid 0.99

02:08:05.100 remember the doggies they got little doggies need to be put in their fucking kennel again remember that 0.99

02:08:10.540 wasn't that like a couple months back one of the politicians was wanting to put table some 0.99

02:08:14.140 fucking bill to have it where it was a crime to like walk up to a politician call him a dickhead or 0.97

02:08:18.220 some of that yes well no i think that's something that they're just talking about now because 0.99

02:08:22.540 went up to trudeau oh yeah yeah yeah yeah all right okay if you're if you're gonna take the job 0.99

02:08:31.980 of prime minister then i don't give a fuck you have to put up with if somebody sees you in public 0.98

02:08:38.140 and they want to express their displeasure that they are most certainly allowed to do so bring up 0.98

02:08:43.580 zach's coming back to cease this agent

02:08:48.940 that's gonna stay up a little while that's gonna stay up a little while

02:08:52.380 enjoy the show you want to see something i'm winking at you i'm not winking at you schmidt house pod

02:09:05.580 that's big 0.98

02:09:18.540 double deck guy only had one he'd be fucking schmidt house yeah right check this out 0.95

02:09:28.460 i figure just because sarah's not here we we can't have at least gotta have a stream that at least 0.70

02:09:33.260 mentions at once well buddy of mine once answered the door for jehovah so they used to wake him up

02:09:38.460 on sunday mornings and saturday mornings and he's all hung over my buddy johnny i call him johnny crash

02:09:44.860 too i need two johnny crashes but this guy got eaten by his own dog so he looked like he'd get

02:09:50.300 by his own dog 300 some odd stitches anyways full of scares it's pickle anyways what you gonna do 0.98

02:09:57.020 so this guy fucking would answer the door for uh jehovah's on a saturday morning in his briefs 0.99

02:10:05.180 and he'd open up the door and he's like and they'd bring their kids with them and 0.99

02:10:08.140 shit he didn't give a fuck he'd just open the door like he'd be like hey how you doing 0.98

02:10:12.300 and they'd shake his hands and he'd let them in he'd invite them in have a cup of tea and 1.00

02:10:21.260 fucking sitting in his underwear scratching his balls like why would you bring kids around for that 1.00

02:10:28.140 are you retarded yes apparently they're oh that's hilarious yeah i don't know i don't get it but i did 1.00

02:10:38.140 i the about the only thing i did like about the jehovah's witness the whole idea there is the 0.97

02:10:43.260 amount of money that you save by not celebrating holidays absolutely you know what i always found 0.95

02:10:51.500 was going to logging camp right before valentine's day i'd say more than fucking you know the gecko would 0.97

02:10:59.180 save me make sure yeah make sure you make sure yeah the gecko got the gecko make sure you're logging 0.96

02:11:08.700 camp when you when valentine's day comes around

02:11:16.380 we doing jason you got a good cook on don't you right now no i'm playing poker at the same time 0.99

02:11:22.460 oh that's what you're doing man over there playing poker fuck off um listen focus i got 1.00

02:11:28.380 shit to do over here we're talking to serious thank you man i've got fucking 0.99

02:11:32.300 shit going on here man more important stuff what is it oh let me guess texas hold them 1.00

02:11:38.460 yep for fuck's sakes man of all the poker games that are out there you've got to play that same 1.00

02:11:43.660 stupid yankee fucking game god damn texas hold them's easy though because it's quick 40 years 1.00

02:11:51.500 yeah i can play texas hold them seven card five card i can i can play a bunch of different uh and three 1.00

02:11:57.820 and uh also um uh three card poker but texas texas hold them is good because it's quicker

02:12:04.860 it it it just moves faster black jack's faster i was doing some three cards

02:12:12.140 black jack's way faster than texas hold them just go get yeah but the thing is with blackjack you 0.90

02:12:16.620 know your odds are garbage compared to oh you can double down 0.98

02:12:20.380 you can fucking double double down i've always told my odds are better at 0.99

02:12:23.980 i'd hold them than they were at blackjack there's more there's more you have more control in poker 0.99

02:12:34.060 i'd find this i mean you can even

02:12:37.980 back when i used to play cards i i used to be able to card count uh the euchre deck because there's only

02:12:42.940 24 cards on the euchre deck yeah so i was able to used to be able to figure out what was in everybody's

02:12:47.900 hands just by the cards that they're laying down and it was like yeah but then uh then you have

02:12:53.260 table talk right no especially no if you if you don't say no you just know yeah exactly you don't

02:13:00.460 say nobody i'm going to know what to play diamonds diamonds diamonds oh hearts ah yeah hearts hearts

02:13:12.060 there's no table talk a lot anyway so and clubs would get smacked out in the neck and the leg i

02:13:19.180 hate playing cards now though that's the thing i like i'll play like texas hold them or something

02:13:25.100 like that in a video game like in grand theft auto or something like that but like i i don't know i i

02:13:31.180 still don't mind i'll up like uh in the summer my buddy came down from montreal i went over to his

02:13:36.220 uncles and we were playing some three card poker that was uh i just played i just played free

02:13:42.780 free poker it's just online well i was originally not gonna play right i was like whatever i got

02:13:49.660 there late anyway so i was like i'm not gonna play and then my buddy looks at me he's like

02:13:53.820 off here i'll i'll lend you some cash let's golf i'm like all right whatever by the time

02:13:59.900 i done paying him back i still made like 150 bucks that night i was like yeah there you go

02:14:06.300 i'll take that but it's pretty good for not wanting to even play but but like we me and my buddy would 0.78

02:14:14.220 fucking play partners and even if we switch partners it doesn't matter like we knew the signals 0.91

02:14:20.540 so it didn't matter like both sides were fucking cheating it's like we're still talking cards here 1.00

02:14:26.380 right when everybody has amazing hands like holy that's a great hand how did you get that if you 0.97

02:14:32.780 don't the whole game was different because you had to catch someone cheating if you couldn't catch

02:14:37.820 them cheating they'd be you had to keep playing right yeah like if you lost if you got caught cheating

02:14:45.740 right basically and now the game's now you're fine oh yeah michigan knows what i'm talking about

02:14:51.660 you can count uh they can kind of euchre deck as well yeah it's easy there's only 24 cars it's four

02:14:57.100 players yeah five cards right there's a lot there's people that go around and cheat at euchre tournaments

02:15:02.380 like we we hope we held a euchre tournament at crossroads it's a biker bar in hamilton

02:15:08.220 and michelle started it and then it got taken over by you know you know how it goes and then all now

02:15:14.460 all of a sudden now it's all the other people from outside coming in and they you had professional

02:15:20.220 cheaters who go around and go to bars just for that reason so they can cheat and take your money 0.99

02:15:26.140 and fucking go off in the sunset right hustlers it sucks i mean i'm gonna say i'm gonna say goodnight 0.99

02:15:33.660 boys uh i'm gonna hit the sack but uh all right man good night hope you guys have a happy 2025 and uh 0.99

02:15:42.140 yeah well how do i leave this fucking thing jason man listen you had a request let's play a song let's 0.98

02:15:49.100 play a song for jason as he walks out what song would be waylon jennings and it would be uh 0.98

02:15:58.860 i've always been crazy that's a good one there you go yeah jamie pull that up i've always been crazy but it's kept me from going

02:16:10.860 okay well one because it was coming okay come on john he's only got one request he's leaving man

02:16:20.060 it's what i've always been crazy same as my tattoo

02:16:27.740 what song i've always been crazy it's called yeah it's a little slow at start

02:16:37.420 oh well then we'll skip through it and get the fast bird

02:16:47.900 i doubt it jason good to see you man happy new year bud yeah happy new year to you man

02:16:53.180 happy new year tom happy new year johnny yeah man happy new year man

02:16:59.900 that's hard to believe it's hard to believe we're going into multiple years together

02:17:03.420 hey like this is oh yeah we've known each other for a little while i was watching a new year stream

02:17:07.980 from last year last night i know it means you guys are all on it yeah i know it's weird

02:17:14.700 okay man i'm out of here i gotta get some done are you still here 0.99

02:17:18.140 for fuck's sake falling asleep at the desk here it's not even 0.99

02:17:24.140 7 7 15 for 1.00

02:17:26.060 fuck go to bed man put your head to bed everybody wait for my song sleep sleep sleep 1.00

02:17:33.500 sleep jason sleep i'm fucking waiting for it up here i'm waiting for my song 1.00

02:17:38.380 i'll be right back it's my song it's my song you will play it play that fucking song 0.99

02:17:48.540 you know what i was supposed to be playing so i don't know it's okay it's okay man i can play it on 0.98

02:18:06.860 myself but hey good night all right jason good night man well i did that's why i'm confused

02:18:15.900 uncle kenny is that it's sharing that's why i need to leave is because i need to get drunk

02:18:21.500 and pass out you are going to pass out here but no i'm definitely going to pass out there's no doubt

02:18:27.740 about that but i doubt i'll get drunk before i pass out but i think you're pretty much better than

02:18:32.860 ever doing that no no man no i definitely need more alcohol but i'm probably not gonna be able

02:18:38.140 to drink it before i go to sleep hey you're good for about one more and then you're done man

02:18:43.820 no i think i think it's i don't think it's alcohol i think it's probably the little marriage oh that 1.00

02:18:49.260 shit will fuck you up too yeah holy fuck yeah does it ever yeah what's me okay good night i say good 1.00

02:18:56.220 mixer yeah right good night i thought he'd never leave i'm just kidding 1.00

02:19:05.820 i love jason now your camera's a potato again johnny wait now it's starting to

02:19:12.140 yeah no it's cousin it's cousin oh where'd he go he yeeted himself i know he's hitting buttons 0.99

02:19:20.620 don't hit the fucking buttons john i'm telling you man it's not a good idea so he started hitting 1.00

02:19:25.340 buttons shit fucks up yeah yeah man because now it looks weird i eat myself couples i'm 1.00

02:19:32.860 ah fuck i have no business doing any of this shit now shit just looks weird the 1.00

02:19:37.740 fuck's going on oh my god i don't know like hey i can like give me a wet willy oh you get your headphones on 1.00

02:19:45.260 oh let's do some space talking space talking all right 1.00

02:20:01.500 we need supervision we're a fucking sarah god damn it 0.99

02:20:04.780 it's weird come on where the hell is sarah i did finally get island jason's song i just got the audio 0.99

02:20:20.540 who cares that's fine i need a beer all right back oh yeah

02:20:31.020 all right i'm just gonna do that i can do this

02:20:35.820 do that is this gonna work this time

02:20:38.620 i mean name is not allowed oh what's going on i don't know this is all i guess i'm not gonna play

02:20:48.220 this song i will try one more time

02:20:57.900 i don't understand why it's not actually loading 0.87

02:21:00.140 i take it back rumble studio okay kind of sucks sometimes

02:21:12.060 there it is there we go now we're good i think what to bring up clips

02:21:17.180 no it just keeps coming up i'm like trying to load it up it just says name is not allowed 0.95

02:21:21.660 what do you what do you mean name is not allowed what the fuck does that mean 0.91

02:21:24.620 no the only time i've used rumble studio is when i've been on with you guys 0.89

02:21:30.300 or when jason was used it uh zach he doesn't even use it he uses restream

02:21:41.420 okay i rename it while i'm doing this probably no way

02:21:48.060 okay

02:21:50.460 um b all right let's do that

02:21:55.180 that was that

02:21:57.420 name allowed

02:22:00.620 i don't i i've never seen it say name not allowed that's weird i don't even like

02:22:07.340 what are you trying to name something and we'll let you use the name

02:22:12.060 no i'm trying to upload the like i download out there it is yeah that's weird oh i think because

02:22:17.420 the title of the song had like apostrophes and shit i think that's what it was 0.78

02:22:21.100 oh that's well that's like in the actual file oh let's see if i do that can i control how loud that is

02:22:31.500 this is

02:22:36.300 this is the

02:22:37.180 i've always been crazy in the trouble that it's put me through

02:22:45.980 here

02:22:55.820 i'm but i can say i've never very intentionally hurt anyone

02:23:07.660 But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone.

02:23:16.760 I've always been different with one foot over the line.

02:23:26.220 All right, that's enough of that.

02:23:29.020 That is a little slow right now.

02:23:31.100 We're putting Michelle to sleep back there. 1.00

02:23:33.720 None of the cats does it.

02:23:37.660 I thought she wasn't ready to sleep.

02:23:39.340 Ready to sleep.

02:23:40.060 I'm telling you, Michelle, the deal's still on the table. 1.00

02:23:43.180 Why am I in the fucking big fucking section over here? 1.00

02:23:45.320 This is your show. 1.00

02:23:46.040 I have no idea.

02:23:47.840 I know, it's weird.

02:23:49.840 I'm not really...

02:23:50.400 You're rather uncomfortable over here.

02:23:52.560 I don't know how to...

02:23:55.320 Let me see.

02:23:57.840 The permanent mute on Chris.

02:23:59.960 Why not?

02:24:01.100 What?

02:24:03.860 I don't know.

02:24:04.500 I'm trying to...

02:24:04.940 I don't know how I'm going to...

02:24:07.320 Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. 0.98

02:24:12.040 I'm like fucking around, and I don't know, for whatever. 0.99

02:24:15.280 Oh, it's because I fucking... 0.99

02:24:17.000 Fucking around and finding out. 1.00

02:24:18.040 There you go. 1.00

02:24:18.600 That's better.

02:24:19.200 No. 0.98

02:24:20.000 No, it's because I had to fucking go out and come back in. 0.99

02:24:24.600 So... 0.99

02:24:24.880 Oh, I see.

02:24:25.900 Okay. 0.99

02:24:26.220 Fucking shifted everything around, so now we get fucking Dark Chris as the fucking... 1.00

02:24:30.320 No. 1.00

02:24:31.400 ...main guy here. 1.00

02:24:32.320 What the fuck? 0.99

02:24:32.820 No. 1.00

02:24:33.000 No.

02:24:34.680 No.

02:24:35.600 This isn't...

02:24:36.300 This is wrong.

02:24:38.080 Yeah, because on stream there, you can switch them all around, right?

02:24:41.460 Yeah.

02:24:42.020 I don't know if you can do that here.

02:24:44.300 I don't...

02:24:44.740 It doesn't feel like...

02:24:45.800 You know, shuffle it.

02:24:46.880 Just hit it again.

02:24:48.880 Same one.

02:24:49.660 Hit the same one.

02:24:50.300 There you go.

02:24:51.060 I found it.

02:24:51.700 Ah!

02:24:53.400 Found it.

02:24:54.480 Ah!

02:24:55.260 There we go.

02:24:55.780 There we go.

02:24:57.060 There you go.

02:24:58.020 Figuring out Rumble Studios live with us.

02:25:02.240 Let's go.

02:25:04.260 Let's do it.

02:25:06.060 Anyway.

02:25:07.180 Got it all figured out now.

02:25:08.520 See, if Sarah was here, she'd have the big square.

02:25:10.780 No, she wouldn't.

02:25:12.880 Probably not. 0.99

02:25:15.520 Fucking over here playing Hollywood squares. 0.99

02:25:17.920 Well, like, if Sarah was here and if all four of us were on the screen, there'd be four 0.99

02:25:23.120 even-sized screens.

02:25:24.460 Yeah.

02:25:24.680 Well, there is that, too.

02:25:27.740 Also, she's not allowed.

02:25:30.920 Oh, okay.

02:25:31.560 Actually, it's fun right now because she can't even comment, which is fantastic.

02:25:40.560 I mean, she claims that she's watching, but, like, she can't even comment, right?

02:25:45.620 Like, Sarah, type in the chat that you're not gay to prove that you're not gay. 0.97

02:25:55.280 And if we don't see that, we know you're gay. 0.98

02:26:00.520 Perfect. 0.99

02:26:02.560 Hey.

02:26:03.840 Oh, great.

02:26:05.100 Freezone's going to get us another phone call here in a minute.

02:26:08.000 I'm thinking probably, yeah.

02:26:10.020 That could be. 1.00

02:26:10.960 I could already predict it, and I quote, fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

02:26:13.900 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:14.180 End quote. 1.00

02:26:16.300 Just going to fuck. 1.00

02:26:17.120 Oh, Uncle Aaron. 1.00

02:26:17.600 He's not watching anymore.

02:26:20.060 I should call Aaron.

02:26:22.460 Should I?

02:26:23.040 Maybe?

02:26:23.420 I don't know.

02:26:24.580 Yeah, where's Aaron at?

02:26:25.900 I don't know.

02:26:26.820 Why doesn't he watch?

02:26:27.560 He doesn't have the internet.

02:26:28.800 He doesn't have a phone either.

02:26:30.240 So, he's like me.

02:26:34.180 Well, he's got a home phone, but he doesn't have a cell phone, though.

02:26:38.000 No.

02:26:39.160 See, I couldn't do it.

02:26:41.060 Like, it's.

02:26:42.660 Oh. 0.91

02:26:43.080 I haven't had, like, a landline in fucking, I don't know how long, actually. 0.96

02:26:49.520 Yeah. 0.98

02:26:51.660 It's great.

02:26:52.340 Like, I can't even think of the time.

02:26:59.040 Or I usually.

02:26:59.760 You can't touch the world 24-7, man.

02:27:01.700 Like, I don't need to be, like.

02:27:03.540 Yeah.

02:27:03.840 Well, that's.

02:27:04.600 That's why I love that it has a handy decline button.

02:27:10.760 All right?

02:27:11.880 Yeah.

02:27:12.240 Okay.

02:27:12.460 So, you have a cell phone.

02:27:13.920 And I call you.

02:27:15.160 I know you have a phone on you.

02:27:17.020 Yeah.

02:27:17.360 You're not answering.

02:27:18.140 That tells me that where I stand on your totem pole.

02:27:20.780 Yeah.

02:27:21.600 Absolutely.

02:27:22.000 Like, if you call me at home, there's a good chance I might not be there.

02:27:25.280 Yeah.

02:27:25.520 Absolutely.

02:27:26.640 Right?

02:27:27.360 Absolutely.

02:27:27.860 Because, like.

02:27:28.420 If you have a phone on you, you are automatically required to answer it.

02:27:32.520 Yeah.

02:27:33.060 I actually.

02:27:33.700 I remember I used to call my friend Jimmy all the time.

02:27:36.600 And I don't know.

02:27:37.540 Oh, yeah.

02:27:37.940 But I know you're going to check your phone.

02:27:39.200 So, you're going to know that I called you.

02:27:40.720 I just called you.

02:27:41.380 Who called?

02:27:41.900 Who called me?

02:27:42.500 Oh, so cool.

02:27:43.440 Chris called me.

02:27:43.960 I just called Chris, man.

02:27:45.160 Yeah.

02:27:45.360 I just think it's hilarious.

02:27:46.340 Because, like.

02:27:46.900 I used to call my buddy Jimmy.

02:27:48.440 And then, like.

02:27:49.060 If I did get his voicemail.

02:27:51.160 Yeah. 1.00

02:27:51.440 I would make sure to leave the most retarded shit. 1.00

02:27:54.300 Yeah. 1.00

02:27:54.520 In his voicemail.

02:27:55.660 And a lot of the times, I would.

02:27:57.380 I'd be like.

02:27:57.940 Jimmy. 1.00

02:27:58.800 The phone fits in your fucking pocket. 1.00

02:28:00.800 Don't fucking tell me. 1.00

02:28:03.320 That you do not have. 1.00

02:28:04.440 It's in your fucking pocket. 1.00

02:28:06.640 You cocksucker. 1.00

02:28:08.200 Answer the goddamn phone when it rings. 1.00

02:28:10.940 That's the fucking point of having it. 1.00

02:28:12.720 I know you know. 0.99

02:28:13.300 Don't you know who I am?

02:28:14.320 Yeah.

02:28:14.800 Right? 0.99

02:28:15.180 I call shit like that. 0.99

02:28:16.720 I used to. 0.99

02:28:17.320 There'd be times that, like.

02:28:18.660 I knew that he would be working.

02:28:20.760 So, he wouldn't be able to answer his phone at all.

02:28:23.300 So, I would call.

02:28:25.000 Get his voicemail.

02:28:26.020 And then.

02:28:26.840 Remember the old disc man.

02:28:28.800 Oh.

02:28:29.280 Oh, yeah.

02:28:29.660 To the phone.

02:28:31.200 And I would just, like.

02:28:32.100 Let a song play for, like.

02:28:33.960 A little while.

02:28:35.560 And then I'd be like.

02:28:36.860 Jimmy.

02:28:37.640 I just thought you could use a little music in your life.

02:28:40.960 And then hang out.

02:28:43.160 My buddy Chris used to do that.

02:28:44.480 He'd play a tune.

02:28:46.540 Like.

02:28:46.900 That would be related to.

02:28:48.260 Whatever the message he was leaving.

02:28:49.680 Like.

02:28:51.340 Yeah.

02:28:51.780 Right?

02:28:52.220 Like, no.

02:28:52.960 To self.

02:28:53.500 Well, a mama says. 0.99

02:28:54.380 Never borrow money from Johnny.

02:28:57.780 What are you talking about?

02:28:58.820 Unless you don't want to see Johnny again.

02:29:01.420 No, no, no.

02:29:02.120 I always pay back. 1.00

02:29:03.320 Fuck. 1.00

02:29:03.580 I always had to remind Jimmy that I. 1.00

02:29:05.420 Oh, no.

02:29:06.280 Or that I owed him money.

02:29:07.300 Oh, no.

02:29:08.680 What are you oh, no one?

02:29:13.360 Oh, no.

02:29:14.560 Oh, no what?

02:29:15.900 What?

02:29:16.160 Yeah.

02:29:16.320 What are you talking about?

02:29:19.800 What are you doing?

02:29:20.740 I don't know.

02:29:27.880 Something worth oh, knowing about at least twice.

02:29:30.040 Well, yeah.

02:29:30.440 He can't multitask.

02:29:31.680 So, he's got to work on his oh, no.

02:29:33.340 Before he can tell us what he's oh, knowing about.

02:29:38.440 You can see him deep in thought there.

02:29:43.700 What do you got?

02:29:47.780 Hmm.

02:29:49.180 What?

02:29:49.520 Interesting. 1.00

02:29:49.840 What what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

02:29:55.620 We got something to share screen or what? 0.99

02:30:02.980 What do we got here?

02:30:04.980 I'm like I'm now I'm invested now.

02:30:07.060 I got to know.

02:30:07.620 What is going on here?

02:30:25.940 Oh, I think he just froze.

02:30:30.500 Yeah, he might have actually.

02:30:31.880 I don't think he can stay that still.

02:30:37.400 Yeah, he totally froze.

02:30:39.500 Oh, yeah.

02:30:41.300 Pay your heat bill, Chris.

02:30:43.180 Oh, yeah.

02:30:45.000 There goes Chris.

02:30:46.200 Yeah, they could have been the water heater.

02:30:47.600 Might have to pay that bill, too.

02:30:49.260 He might have been.

02:30:50.280 I don't know.

02:30:50.700 I'm wondering if he was maybe trying to share screen and if I could boot him somehow.

02:30:54.160 I don't know.

02:30:54.720 Yeah.

02:30:55.100 Or hit the wrong button, maybe or something.

02:30:56.580 Who knows?

02:31:00.480 Let's see if he comes back.

02:31:02.040 Especially if you're not used to using this platform, right?

02:31:04.560 So.

02:31:05.500 Yeah, it's it's it's definitely trickier than StreamYard.

02:31:10.360 But.

02:31:11.900 I mean. 0.99

02:31:14.040 And it's it basically does the same shit. 0.99

02:31:17.040 Oh, yeah, this is what I should have done. 0.99

02:31:22.160 Text.

02:31:23.000 From the bottom.

02:31:33.100 Why wasn't I doing that?

02:31:38.840 There we go.

02:31:41.540 Boom.

02:31:41.980 There we go.

02:31:47.280 Big news.

02:31:48.060 Big news.

02:31:52.560 He's just got eat it.

02:31:54.180 Dread coming back twice. 1.00

02:31:55.720 Still fucked. 1.00

02:32:00.700 Weird. 1.00

02:32:05.180 That's very strange.

02:32:06.480 Very strange. 1.00

02:32:08.440 Fucking Chris. 1.00

02:32:09.940 All right. 1.00

02:32:10.420 Whatever. 0.97

02:32:11.980 Like I was so tempted to play this one video on YouTube, but it's like fucking half an hour 0.98

02:32:17.840 long. 0.97

02:32:18.300 But it's.

02:32:20.200 Was it the channels?

02:32:21.540 Family friendly.

02:32:23.720 OK. 0.99

02:32:24.400 And they did like a little fucking Zoom meeting. 0.98

02:32:28.940 And it's like. 0.97

02:32:30.020 So it's kind of like impractical jokesters or whatever that show is, where it's like the

02:32:35.440 other guys are putting them up to doing things.

02:32:38.060 So in this instance, they are pitching companies to people to see if they can get investors.

02:32:43.380 Why?

02:32:44.820 There's two teams, right?

02:32:46.120 There's four guys total.

02:32:47.660 Two teams of two.

02:32:49.200 One team creates the proposal for the other team and vice versa.

02:32:53.820 And then they have to present it in this Zoom call meeting. 1.00

02:32:58.080 And it is absolutely fucking hilarious because it's like it's racist as shit. 1.00

02:33:04.940 It's fucking. 1.00

02:33:06.140 Oh, it's it is funny. 1.00

02:33:07.800 Now he's back.

02:33:09.700 He's just got to add his camera and his mind.

02:33:13.020 Does either team know what each other is writing?

02:33:15.780 No, that's the thing.

02:33:17.420 Yeah.

02:33:17.760 OK.

02:33:18.160 That's the thing.

02:33:18.900 You know, we're going to do it. 0.99

02:33:20.700 I don't even give a shit because it's hilarious. 0.98

02:33:23.140 And I want to share it. 1.00

02:33:24.600 Do you guys fucking eat me? 1.00

02:33:25.720 Fuck you. 1.00

02:33:26.680 No, I didn't. 1.00

02:33:27.620 You eat it yourself.

02:33:29.300 No, I didn't touch anything. 1.00

02:33:30.840 I didn't touch a fucking thing. 1.00

02:33:31.960 I just got fucking eat it, man. 0.99

02:33:33.220 I'm going to try it in a different window, though, because last time when I did it in 0.98

02:33:40.180 a tab, it wouldn't fucking share my screen. 0.90

02:33:42.760 It was weird. 0.88

02:33:47.200 Let's try this.

02:33:50.580 Oh, these guys are God.

02:33:51.940 Oh, man. 0.99

02:33:52.660 I died fucking laughing when I saw this. 0.99

02:33:57.080 I don't give a fuck how long ago. 0.99

02:34:03.220 Oh, I'm getting hungry. 0.99

02:34:08.180 Do, do, do, do, do.

02:34:15.780 All right.

02:34:16.880 All right.

02:34:18.780 I don't get any live chats anymore, either.

02:34:20.800 My live chats are gone.

02:34:24.540 Oh, you'll have to wait for a new one to pop up.

02:34:30.100 Hey, this should pop.

02:34:31.000 You should see that.

02:34:31.940 You see that, Chris?

02:34:32.700 Yeah, right.

02:34:34.460 Okay, so is this working or what?

02:34:40.420 There we go.

02:34:42.060 So we got, that's good now?

02:34:44.500 Oh, to comment in the chat, Chris, you have to open up a second page, bring the stream up

02:34:52.540 on Rumble, and then... 0.99

02:34:54.540 Oh, fuck, I'm not doing that. 0.99

02:34:56.380 Yeah, that's how that works. 1.00

02:34:58.380 Yeah, I'm not doing that.

02:35:00.420 Yeah, right.

02:35:02.700 All right, so this is, uh, this is family-friendly games.

02:35:08.460 Bondurge?

02:35:10.440 Straight up?

02:35:11.120 Well, we'll air straight from India? 1.00

02:35:28.880 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

02:35:45.140 Yeah, it's not really working, is it? 0.99

02:35:47.260 No, I just see a white screen.

02:35:48.940 All right.

02:35:53.180 That's annoying.

02:35:55.100 Jesus, we need to share it.

02:35:56.280 See?

02:35:56.520 Yeah, they like, they create, like...

02:35:58.900 Well, here, you could probably do it, actually.

02:36:03.580 No, I can't. 0.98

02:36:04.740 I can't even fucking tie my shoe. 1.00

02:36:06.520 Fuck's a pair. 1.00

02:36:07.040 Yeah, you can. 1.00

02:36:09.480 Just type in, type family-friendly into YouTube, and there's a channel titled Family Friendly.

02:36:16.880 Like, my laptop's too gay for this. 1.00

02:36:21.240 I think Sarah did something to it. 0.97

02:36:23.960 Mm-hmm. 0.91

02:36:29.040 Yeah, this page, like, it's kind of long, but it is fucking hilarious.

02:36:34.280 Like, any one of them is good.

02:36:35.520 That one, I think, was, um...

02:36:42.520 Was that Presenting Offensive Companies?

02:36:45.740 That's right here.

02:36:47.280 I got it up here, Chris.

02:36:49.460 Hang on, I got it.

02:36:50.820 I was cocked.

02:36:51.600 Oh, no, he's already got it on the screen.

02:36:53.920 Oh, is he?

02:36:55.180 Yeah.

02:36:55.500 Wait, he splattered me at this. 1.00

02:36:56.640 See, I'm slow at this shit, man. 1.00

02:36:58.280 Yeah, any one of them should be good. 1.00

02:37:00.600 The one, I think I was on number three.

02:37:03.100 Oh, no, that one.

02:37:03.820 Yeah, number four.

02:37:04.520 Number four was the one that I had up. 0.99

02:37:06.440 That one's fucking great. 0.98

02:37:11.780 So you think you know Wix. 0.99

02:37:13.880 Do you really? 0.99

02:37:15.160 No, I'm not going to either, so shut your hole. 0.93

02:37:19.380 So our company is called Family Friendly Games.

02:37:21.460 At the beginning of our game, you get to pick your character,

02:37:24.600 so white would be easy mode,

02:37:26.480 but if you are black, it is hard mode. 0.99

02:37:30.120 This is so racist, y'all. 0.98

02:37:31.880 We have invented the world's most effective bear spray.

02:37:35.200 That's right.

02:37:36.760 Bottled air straight from India.

02:37:40.340 Our game will have missions players will have to complete.

02:37:43.800 Uh, wait for her to turn 18. 1.00

02:37:45.940 Difficulty impossible.

02:37:46.760 Okay, that's just disturbing.

02:37:51.760 Disclaimer, everything said in this video is for entertainment purposes only.

02:37:55.180 This does not represent us.

02:37:56.500 Do not replicate or act upon any content shown.

02:37:59.300 We paid strangers $20 again to attend our Zoom presentations

02:38:04.220 where we pitched them our new companies.

02:38:06.140 But the catch is, we made each other's companies extremely offensive.

02:38:10.140 After the presentation, the strangers will raise their hand

02:38:12.260 if they would like to invest in our new company.

02:38:14.320 And just like the impractical jokers,

02:38:15.820 whichever team gets the fewest hands raised

02:38:17.640 will have to do a heinous mystery punishment.

02:38:20.980 We don't get to know what it is?

02:38:22.080 No.

02:38:22.680 Nobody does.

02:38:23.240 Well, I actually know what it is because I created it.

02:38:24.680 Oh, but Kate knows.

02:38:25.580 Yeah.

02:38:25.900 Oh, so the other, Joe, the other team knows what the punishment is. 0.78

02:38:28.760 Yeah, that's sick, dude.

02:38:29.900 Joe and Nathan are up first.

02:38:31.040 And remember, they have no clue what they are presenting.

02:38:34.280 All right, Nathan, you want to, you want to kick us off?

02:38:36.240 Yeah.

02:38:36.580 So our company is called Family Friendly Games.

02:38:38.680 Our vision.

02:38:39.360 Our game is called Your Life.

02:38:40.860 And it replicates real life scenarios to really feel alive.

02:38:44.440 Who here has played Grand Theft Auto?

02:38:46.280 I have.

02:38:47.680 One of my favorite games.

02:38:49.040 Choose your difficult.

02:38:50.540 At the beginning of our game,

02:38:52.460 you get to pick your character to set the difficulty.

02:38:54.920 Oh, this is really hard.

02:38:57.780 So white would be easy mode.

02:39:00.400 Jesus Christ.

02:39:02.280 It's the easiest difficulty.

02:39:04.200 And your character is smarter. 0.94

02:39:06.600 But if you are black, it's hard mode. 0.95

02:39:10.180 And this is the hardest difficulty.

02:39:11.960 But you get better physical stats.

02:39:16.040 Yo, Alex is confused.

02:39:18.140 This keeps our game very realistic.

02:39:20.060 Yeah.

02:39:23.240 Yo, Jay is laughing.

02:39:24.620 Nathan, you want to jump in here?

02:39:26.220 Yeah.

02:39:26.440 However, each difficulty comes with its own perks.

02:39:29.380 Yep.

02:39:29.760 Now, white perks. 0.74

02:39:30.440 Oh, this is not real.

02:39:31.900 There we go.

02:39:32.540 Oh, you start with 100 grand.

02:39:33.860 Yep.

02:39:34.280 What else?

02:39:34.720 More trust than other skins. 1.00

02:39:36.820 Oh, my God! 0.91

02:39:38.660 You hit girls with no repercussions.

02:39:40.900 No!

02:39:41.560 No!

02:39:42.020 No!

02:39:44.040 And consent does not apply to you.

02:39:46.260 But the worst feature is you can't say the word, unfortunately.

02:39:53.560 What word?

02:39:54.580 Yeah, unfortunately, you can't even say the N-word, even with a soft A.

02:39:58.420 And I fully agree with that.

02:39:59.600 Wait, did they say they fully agree with not being able to say the N-word?

02:40:02.380 Yeah, but what's crazy is that we have video footage of him saying it in the game.

02:40:06.080 I think that's coming up.

02:40:07.320 Nathan, you want to keep going?

02:40:08.740 Yeah, let's get it going.

02:40:10.200 So, we're going to move on to the black perks. 0.97

02:40:11.680 So, you're slower due to the sagging pants.

02:40:16.400 Even Robert's laughing, dude.

02:40:17.980 This is awesome.

02:40:19.420 Unfortunately, you cannot spawn in the nicer neighborhoods.

02:40:23.180 Yo, Jay is dying.

02:40:26.480 Look at Joe.

02:40:27.840 Jail sentences last 3x longer.

02:40:32.000 Joe has almost cracked, by the way, three times already.

02:40:34.900 Hey, and if they laugh, that's a whole hand they lose at the end, right?

02:40:37.720 Yeah.

02:40:38.260 And this is my favorite.

02:40:39.640 You can say the N-word.

02:40:41.660 And you can even do it in the hard R format.

02:40:46.560 Hard R.

02:40:47.120 You know, I'm not racist to do anything.

02:40:48.660 I just...

02:40:49.180 Hard R.

02:40:50.580 Oh, my God.

02:40:51.560 Oh, my God.

02:40:52.260 That's the worst thing he could have said.

02:40:54.040 Worst reply ever. 0.99

02:40:56.040 Dating it would have been better if you had one black person on this call. 1.00

02:40:58.920 Nathan, you guys did have a black partner, but he tried stealing some of the assets, so you kicked him off. 0.99

02:41:03.940 That's insane.

02:41:05.360 Yeah, I mean, we did have, you know, a brother.

02:41:08.980 Oh, my God.

02:41:10.280 Oh, my God.

02:41:10.980 No way.

02:41:11.320 He just said brother.

02:41:12.040 That wasn't the company, but he did end up kind of stealing some of the assets.

02:41:15.200 Look at Joe.

02:41:16.180 Look at Joe.

02:41:16.820 Now, after creating your character, use our AI software to generate the perfect username.

02:41:22.000 Joe's not going to like this one at all.

02:41:23.740 This is me, Nathan McKinnon.

02:41:25.240 I love driving.

02:41:26.160 I love food.

02:41:27.000 And I love movies.

02:41:27.860 Big movie guy.

02:41:28.600 Username idea.

02:41:29.420 Let's see what we generate here.

02:41:31.380 Drive-thru Nate.

02:41:32.340 I can see that.

02:41:33.660 I can see that.

02:41:33.680 Yeah.

02:41:34.560 I love eating.

02:41:35.660 He thought it was going to be super bad.

02:41:38.120 And here's me.

02:41:39.380 So my first name is Joe.

02:41:40.800 My last name is Carper.

02:41:42.100 My interests are cars, Minecraft, lions, and swords.

02:41:45.820 It's actually true.

02:41:46.460 He does like lion, swords, and Minecraft.

02:41:48.100 My using name idea.

02:41:51.560 I'm trying to like predict it in my head what it's going to be.

02:41:54.160 Yeah.

02:41:58.200 Yeah.

02:41:59.080 I got confused because it had a lowercase i.

02:42:01.420 I love 17-year-olds.

02:42:04.260 It's crying.

02:42:04.980 I'm trying to figure it out because it really nailed the AI on Nathan's.

02:42:09.260 But mine, I think, could be younger.

02:42:15.020 Oh, my God.

02:42:18.100 Everybody knows what you got.

02:42:20.360 Oh, are you serious?

02:42:21.640 Half into slots.

02:42:23.000 The worst anyone's edit daily. 1.00

02:42:24.880 Bullshit. 1.00

02:42:26.640 We're just going to move on. 1.00

02:42:28.020 All right.

02:42:28.460 We're going to jump to our game, and we're going to get into some gameplay.

02:42:31.180 Our game will have hyper-realistic missions that players will have to complete.

02:42:35.360 All right.

02:42:35.620 This is where it starts to get really bad.

02:42:37.200 This means missions will change depending on your character's difficulty.

02:42:40.860 White. 0.81

02:42:42.920 Difficulty hard.

02:42:44.220 Wake up and have a good day. 0.94

02:42:45.540 We know white people love to complain.

02:42:47.180 We love to be Karens about everything.

02:42:48.880 Dude, Zoom users take an offense.

02:42:52.500 Wait for her to turn 18.

02:42:53.940 Oh, no.

02:42:54.560 Difficulty impossible.

02:42:55.800 Seven years.

02:42:56.980 Yeah, that was a tough one.

02:42:58.280 Does that clock timer say seven years?

02:43:00.840 Insinuating the person's 11?

02:43:02.680 Okay.

02:43:03.020 That's just disturbing.

02:43:05.220 Like, that kind of stuff isn't funny.

02:43:07.960 It's disturbing.

02:43:08.620 Super disturbing.

02:43:09.180 Yeah, it's not meant to be funny.

02:43:10.460 It's supposed to be statistical and realistic.

02:43:12.600 Yo, all the ones coming up are way better.

02:43:15.060 This is, like, not even bad.

02:43:17.020 Oh, wait.

02:43:17.500 I mean, they're bad.

02:43:18.280 Hold on. 0.99

02:43:18.620 Yo, the Asian missions are going to make Joe die. 1.00

02:43:20.720 All right. 0.76

02:43:21.640 Mission select Asian. 0.98

02:43:23.880 Solve role.

02:43:25.080 Equation.

02:43:26.180 Difficulty.

02:43:26.540 Easy.

02:43:27.340 That's false.

02:43:28.180 That's false.

02:43:29.260 Yes, they're false.

02:43:30.640 Us Indians, we're the highest IQs on this earth.

02:43:34.100 Cap. 0.97

02:43:35.340 That's the black city. 0.99

02:43:37.860 I call Cap. 0.99

02:43:39.060 I call Cap.

02:43:40.300 We're going to remove you from the meeting.

02:43:41.560 That's very disrespectful.

02:43:42.600 Hey, Rekai, I call Cap. 0.96

02:43:44.420 Indians are not the brightest. 1.00

02:43:46.120 Okay. 0.98

02:43:48.420 This is an open, discussing space.

02:43:50.920 We don't want you to be rude. 1.00

02:43:52.020 After they say this, the next commission is so stupid. 0.99

02:43:56.120 Just to reiterate, we are on Asian missions, and we are on a cook family in-din challenge. 1.00

02:44:04.240 Delicious.

02:44:05.320 So it's a little bit of a tongue twister.

02:44:08.600 Look at Nathan.

02:44:09.540 Look at Nathan.

02:44:10.080 Look at Nathan.

02:44:12.300 Drive at the safe rate.

02:44:14.060 Difficulty.

02:44:15.060 Hard.

02:44:15.780 Saver at last.

02:44:17.760 Statistically, like I said, we want to make everything as realistic as possible, and statistically,

02:44:21.960 Asians are the most. 0.52

02:44:23.300 Why is it blacked out on the top and bottom?

02:44:25.000 What is that?

02:44:26.120 That's how they look in their eyes.

02:44:30.760 This guy's worse than Burchard.

02:44:32.400 I like that feature.

02:44:36.160 Thank you, Alex.

02:44:37.220 Alex is getting it.

02:44:38.080 Alex understands, I feel like.

02:44:39.260 We're going to keep it pushing right now.

02:44:40.660 Player recaps.

02:44:41.460 Oh, this one gets so bad.

02:44:43.280 So on your life, every week, you will get a recap of your in-game stats.

02:44:46.960 One week recap.

02:44:48.600 Joe, this is me.

02:44:50.160 Your life played.

02:44:51.360 I played one hour.

02:44:52.320 Remember, we've been really busy developing the game, so I'm playing too much.

02:44:56.220 Use of N-word.

02:44:57.720 23.

02:44:58.360 So Nathan did, you know, put me on to some different difficulties and stuff, and I did try the emote.

02:45:04.720 I did, but I did not say it out loud.

02:45:06.320 Wait.

02:45:07.260 Use of N-word.

02:45:08.820 Hard-armed.

02:45:11.120 Don't judge me at a rough week.

02:45:12.640 We know how it is when you die in a video game, and this gives you an outlet to not actually say it out loud.

02:45:17.920 Wait, do you actually say that word?

02:45:19.280 No, I've never said it in my entire life.

02:45:21.200 Thank you.

02:45:22.280 Thank you.

02:45:22.980 Let's see what plays.

02:45:24.240 Voice features.

02:45:25.080 Oh, this is so bad.

02:45:26.380 Our game, your life, will have realistic voice chats.

02:45:29.360 You can talk to anyone you meet online.

02:45:31.520 Our voice chat currently is in beta, so we played a similar game and used their voice chat to showcase how it works.

02:45:36.400 Yep, Joe knows.

02:45:37.320 Joe knows.

02:45:37.840 This is the craziest thing we've ever done in any Zoom presentation.

02:45:41.200 I don't even know if we're allowed to do this.

02:45:44.020 Okay, here it is.

02:45:45.460 Yo, Joe, come meet up with me.

02:45:46.760 Where are you?

02:45:47.400 I'm down the street.

02:45:48.040 I'm coming right now.

02:45:48.900 Hey, guys, can I meet up with you two and play? 0.99

02:45:51.120 Hey, what the f*** you say to me, nigga? 0.98

02:45:52.780 Yeah, I know you're not speaking, Luke. 0.99

02:45:57.700 Well, I didn't even say anything mean to you guys. 1.00

02:46:00.320 Oh, beat your ass. 1.00

02:46:01.480 Such a f*** ass up. 1.00

02:46:02.980 Dude, come on, stop saying that. 1.00

02:46:04.380 You sound like...

02:46:05.080 Who is tweaking? 1.00

02:46:06.560 I'm about to beat your ass. 1.00

02:46:07.940 I'm about to beat your mama ass. 1.00

02:46:09.400 And your daddy ass. 1.00

02:46:10.720 Then your brandy ass. 1.00

02:46:12.260 Yeah, you heard it. 1.00

02:46:13.280 You guys are literally white. 0.90

02:46:14.740 Stop saying that word. 0.71

02:46:15.860 Alex just looked away like he's leaving, dude.

02:46:19.780 If y'all want me to be more believable, y'all going to have to say the next few words.

02:46:23.500 Yo, shout out JD for doing those voice lines so we can run it through AI and make it sound

02:46:30.200 like Nathan and Joe, bro.

02:46:31.400 Play the clip.

02:46:32.000 Go for it.

02:46:32.240 Dude, it's tweaking. 1.00

02:46:33.780 I'm about to beat your ass. 1.00

02:46:35.160 I'm going to beat your mama ass. 1.00

02:46:36.620 Then your daddy ass. 1.00

02:46:37.960 Then your granny ass. 1.00

02:46:40.420 All right. 1.00

02:46:40.920 The handicap features.

02:46:42.540 Now, our goal is to make sure everyone, no matter their situation, can enjoy our game.

02:46:46.460 He's smiling.

02:46:47.420 So we actually added a voice to game feature so players can move using only their voice.

02:46:52.440 Here is our lead developer with an example of how this system works.

02:46:55.560 Oh, this feature is insane, dude.

02:46:56.900 Is everybody in here?

02:46:57.500 Yep.

02:46:58.380 This one's awesome.

02:46:59.200 Hi, I'm Luke, lead developer at Family Friendly Games, and I'm here to show you how our voice

02:47:03.680 to game software works.

02:47:05.460 So here we've loaded up a different game, and as you can see, my character is getting

02:47:09.180 shot.

02:47:09.760 So I will get out my microphone, load it with the voice to game software, and say, hey 0.99

02:47:14.020 game, aim in and shoot the bad guy.

02:47:24.240 No, that's not Spider-Man.

02:47:27.180 See, it works perfectly.

02:47:29.200 Why was he the bad guy?

02:47:46.640 He was smiling.

02:47:47.360 That guy was smiling.

02:47:48.020 He wasn't even shooting.

02:47:48.520 That guy that was shooting us was our teammate.

02:47:51.100 And then he was pretending to team kill us.

02:47:53.560 And then the guy behind us was an enemy sneaking up.

02:47:55.780 Oh, the other guy was not your teammate.

02:47:57.420 I know that game.

02:47:57.940 And he thought the guy behind was sneaking up, and he thought he had the drop on us. 0.88

02:48:01.340 No, you killed him. 1.00

02:48:01.620 You killed him because you guys are racist. 1.00

02:48:03.340 You guys are racist. 1.00

02:48:03.500 He was emoting to mess with us. 0.99

02:48:04.940 He was emoting to mess with us.

02:48:06.120 That wasn't even our game.

02:48:07.300 That was the enemy.

02:48:07.860 Nathan, just keep it going. 0.98

02:48:08.920 I think that guy's a troll. 1.00

02:48:09.960 We're going to kick him. 1.00

02:48:10.600 All right. 0.98

02:48:10.780 So we're going to move on here.

02:48:11.720 The final feature.

02:48:13.260 We've been waiting for this one.

02:48:14.660 Custom servers.

02:48:15.660 For example, we will have a dating server where players can enter to potentially meet their

02:48:21.300 future partner.

02:48:22.260 Nathan, I'm going to take this section.

02:48:24.760 Go on, brother.

02:48:26.360 David's like, yes, please.

02:48:27.920 Don't worry.

02:48:28.500 We have strict rules and regulations.

02:48:31.180 Players must pass an ID verification.

02:48:34.060 Other than actual dating apps, we're going to be the only game in the world to make sure

02:48:37.600 adults are not talking to minors in a sexual context.

02:48:40.300 All ages will be displayed above your character to prevent any funny business.

02:48:45.320 Oh, my God.

02:48:47.300 He's cooked.

02:48:47.780 He's cooked.

02:48:49.520 Picture of me on a date in the server.

02:48:51.560 Yeah.

02:48:51.760 So this was me on a date with a ID verified beta testers.

02:48:57.200 You went on another date, too.

02:48:58.500 Didn't you?

02:48:58.800 I think you went on a little few more.

02:49:01.820 Age 12.

02:49:03.060 14.

02:49:05.180 Look at Brad shaking his head.

02:49:06.960 Bro, I love how Robert just loves this, dude.

02:49:08.840 Is there any way that you could filter out so maybe if I'm in my 60s or whatever age group

02:49:14.140 No, no, no, no, no.

02:49:16.000 No, Battle Royale.

02:49:17.040 We're just going to keep it a Battle Royale so it's like you're matched against you.

02:49:20.920 All right, Nathan, I think we should finish this up for the people.

02:49:23.960 Who here loves learning?

02:49:25.400 I love learning.

02:49:26.440 Andrew just woke up to learn.

02:49:27.800 Your life will also have educational servers.

02:49:30.660 Kids will be able to play custom minigames that actually teach them something.

02:49:33.560 Yeah, he's going to love this one.

02:49:34.580 Yeah.

02:49:34.680 So Joe teaches simple science.

02:49:36.820 Nice.

02:49:37.300 Next game.

02:49:38.320 Nathan teaches the birds and the bees.

02:49:39.960 Birds and the bees.

02:49:41.380 Ages six and a half.

02:49:43.780 That's a little wild.

02:49:44.900 No.

02:49:45.560 I don't know about that.

02:49:46.520 I mean, that's when I was personally taught it.

02:49:50.020 Maybe we should have done a little more peer reviewing to find out what a good number would

02:49:52.900 be.

02:49:53.260 Okay.

02:49:53.460 Here's the catalog, guys.

02:49:54.560 Figure it out.

02:49:55.280 Joe teaches proper English.

02:49:57.620 Yep.

02:49:57.860 What's happening to my body?

02:50:00.160 Nathan teaches puberty.

02:50:01.800 Oh, my God.

02:50:02.700 Why would y'all want to put that in the game out of all the other realistic things that

02:50:06.280 are out there?

02:50:06.760 I mean, it happens.

02:50:07.660 It's inspired off real life.

02:50:08.940 That's crazy, dude.

02:50:10.520 Joe teaches math.

02:50:11.840 Just math.

02:50:13.080 Next game.

02:50:15.480 Nathan teaches which strangers are okay to talk to.

02:50:22.260 They talk to the color chair.

02:50:24.040 Like the game.

02:50:24.980 Pretty good.

02:50:25.680 I don't know.

02:50:26.300 Color chair.

02:50:26.900 They're kind of like a tutorial piece.

02:50:28.220 Oh, they're back battling.

02:50:29.060 Do you have any final questions?

02:50:30.340 I think it needs to be the teaching them which strangers to talk to is pointless.

02:50:34.980 Hey, you guys can't hear her.

02:50:36.020 You guys can't hear her.

02:50:36.820 What'd she say?

02:50:37.340 What was that?

02:50:38.140 I said you can't teach a child which stranger is the safest to talk to.

02:50:44.180 Say her name wrong every time.

02:50:46.500 Yeah, Rackish, you're not really coming through with me. 0.97

02:50:49.960 I said it's pointless to have which stranger is the easiest and most difficult to talk to.

02:50:55.940 Yeah, Riccola, I really can't hear you.

02:50:57.580 She's not wrong. 0.92

02:50:58.180 She's not wrong. 0.92

02:50:58.980 Racky, I think it's something with your microphone.

02:51:00.860 I mean, other people can't hear me.

02:51:03.060 Riccola, I still can't hear you.

02:51:05.420 I can hear her fine.

02:51:06.760 Can you guys hear Riccola?

02:51:09.320 Yeah.

02:51:10.600 Especially.

02:51:11.320 I cannot hear Riccola.

02:51:12.700 I can't believe these people just stayed in the call.

02:51:21.820 Hey, do you want to wrap this bad boy up?

02:51:23.480 Yes.

02:51:23.920 Thank you, guys.

02:51:24.700 Now, raise your guys' hand if you were an investor, if you would invest.

02:51:28.740 I see one, two.

02:51:29.700 I see three with Alex.

02:51:30.880 Four, five, six, seven.

02:51:33.080 Why are they getting so many?

02:51:34.220 Thank you, guys.

02:51:34.800 Joe, you left once.

02:51:35.720 So, you guys have a score of six because we had a minus one.

02:51:39.160 Six is not bad, but for 40 people, y'all had like 40-something.

02:51:42.580 Like, bro, really?

02:51:43.360 Yeah.

02:51:43.780 It's almost like you guys made us say the N-word.

02:51:46.440 Like, yeah.

02:51:47.120 You guys were actually for that one.

02:51:49.180 But Caden and I are up next.

02:51:50.260 And remember, we have no clue what we are about to present.

02:51:53.620 And if we don't get more than six hands raised,

02:51:55.720 we are doing the mystery punishment.

02:51:58.180 Yeah.

02:51:58.280 So, we are the hosts of this, Bennett and I.

02:52:01.020 Nice to meet you, everybody.

02:52:02.060 Thank you guys so much for showing up.

02:52:03.420 It means a lot.

02:52:04.140 And let's do this.

02:52:04.860 Okay, guys.

02:52:05.460 So, this is Camp Redfern, the pinnacle of luxury camping.

02:52:08.940 This is one of the worst presentations of all time.

02:52:11.220 I'm so ready.

02:52:12.220 Meet the founders.

02:52:13.200 So, listen.

02:52:13.680 We are McCain and Bennett.

02:52:14.780 Bennett, you want to say hi?

02:52:15.760 Hey, everybody.

02:52:16.580 Sweet.

02:52:17.280 That's us right there.

02:52:18.260 We are 24 and 28 years old.

02:52:19.960 I'm 24.

02:52:20.840 Bennett?

02:52:21.200 I'm 28.

02:52:22.200 Hell, yeah, you are.

02:52:23.440 We built our luxury campground in the most beautiful place on earth.

02:52:27.880 Yeah, Bennett already knows.

02:52:29.000 Oh, where's that?

02:52:30.640 Washington State.

02:52:31.580 Raise a hand.

02:52:32.080 Has anybody been to Washington State?

02:52:33.840 I just came from out there, so.

02:52:36.100 Hell, yeah.

02:52:36.480 It's beautiful, right?

02:52:37.220 It's beautiful.

02:52:37.880 Why Washington is a perfect fit.

02:52:40.080 Bennett knows exactly what this is.

02:52:41.500 They have beautiful forests, obviously.

02:52:44.000 An absolutely gorgeous ocean.

02:52:46.080 And the age of consent there is only 16.

02:52:48.700 Watch that.

02:52:50.620 Look at Bala. 1.00

02:52:52.660 Yeah, we're just going to move past that one.

02:52:54.340 Yeah, we're going to move past it, McCain.

02:52:57.880 Okay.

02:52:58.440 Oh, my God.

02:52:59.400 I forgot.

02:52:59.900 Our wives.

02:53:00.820 I'm sorry.

02:53:01.700 You want me to get this one?

02:53:02.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:53:03.640 Okay, so our wives were 15 when we met them, so we had to wait a year. 0.99

02:53:10.540 Oh, for fuck's sakes. 0.99

02:53:15.180 Oh, fuck's sake. 0.99

02:53:17.560 I told you a story with a guy in the air. 0.99

02:53:19.180 Here's us on my wives. 1.00

02:53:20.580 18th birthday.

02:53:21.460 That is crazy.

02:53:22.500 That is crazy.

02:53:23.620 Guys, love meets no age.

02:53:27.400 If it's the right person, you know it's the right person.

02:53:29.680 That's a muscular arm on your girl.

02:53:31.360 It's so much better because Nathan didn't Photoshop Tracy out.

02:53:34.120 It's just McCain with his mom.

02:53:35.340 Yeah, she was actually.

02:53:37.460 Yeah, she might be.

02:53:38.700 Yeah.

02:53:39.340 Darling, you canceled for that?

02:53:41.200 No, no, no.

02:53:41.660 I heard it.

02:53:42.500 Isn't it?

02:53:43.020 Boy Scouts, we are the first campground to have our own Boy Scout troop.

02:53:47.780 Yeah.

02:53:47.980 We are the leaders, and we personally created custom badges for you to earn.

02:53:52.580 This is a scout member.

02:53:53.940 This is Kama Shura.

02:53:57.120 Niganumashashki.

02:53:59.840 I couldn't get his last name last time.

02:54:01.920 It made it worse because he said it slow.

02:54:04.420 Does anybody know how to say this name?

02:54:07.460 No, you say it.

02:54:08.780 That sounds good the way you said it.

02:54:10.400 This sounds like a diddy party.

02:54:11.900 I'm sorry.

02:54:12.460 A diddy party.

02:54:13.220 Oh, we got something in store for you, Jade.

02:54:14.640 Oh, the diddy party's coming.

02:54:15.880 Yeah, okay.

02:54:16.640 Save a cat badge.

02:54:17.980 So, this is the save a cat badge.

02:54:19.860 How to earn it?

02:54:21.440 You have to save a cat from a tourist.

02:54:25.420 Wait, can you guys explain what you mean by save a cat from a tourist?

02:54:28.840 What does that mean?

02:54:29.420 Yeah, so this guy wanted to cook it.

02:54:31.360 We saved it from the tourist.

02:54:32.840 Oh, no.

02:54:36.420 Oh, it's because he's Asian. 1.00

02:54:39.520 Oh, no.

02:54:44.100 This is the picture we took in the moment.

02:54:45.900 Scout dress code.

02:54:46.700 Oh, here we go.

02:54:47.180 Here we go.

02:54:47.480 This is so bad. 0.99

02:54:48.300 This is so fucking bad. 0.98

02:54:49.240 You scouts must be dressed in full uniform at all times to be eligible for badge earning. 0.98

02:54:54.000 This is payback for what they did in the other meeting with the voice chat.

02:54:56.920 Oh, my God.

02:54:57.340 This is going to be insane.

02:54:58.360 So, say it with us now.

02:55:00.460 Never forget your necker. 1.00

02:55:03.460 I forgot my necker, sadly, for this meeting, but next time I won't.

02:55:12.620 Wait, really fast, really fast.

02:55:13.780 Before we start, Victoria, can we get off Instagram?

02:55:16.060 You look so scared.

02:55:17.680 Super observatory.

02:55:19.200 Our campground has a one-of-a-kind observatory.

02:55:21.320 So, check out some photos of amazing stars and constellations.

02:55:24.440 Our guest hooking it.

02:55:25.420 See the Milky Way.

02:55:26.280 This part is so bad.

02:55:27.700 Constellation 1.

02:55:28.280 Do you guys see what's happening?

02:55:29.260 A dipper.

02:55:30.380 Oh, someone said dipper.

02:55:31.760 Ready?

02:55:32.140 Any guesses?

02:55:32.940 Here we go.

02:55:33.360 Here we go.

02:55:33.700 Here we go.

02:55:34.520 She actually got it.

02:55:35.340 Big dipper, yep.

02:55:35.920 Big dipper.

02:55:36.340 Big dipper.

02:55:36.940 She got it.

02:55:37.460 Yep.

02:55:37.700 Who said that?

02:55:38.240 Who said that?

02:55:38.840 I did it.

02:55:39.740 Karen.

02:55:40.640 Karen.

02:55:41.240 Karen's loving this man.

02:55:43.440 Let's see if she can guess all three of them.

02:55:45.300 All right.

02:55:45.580 Next one.

02:55:46.340 Constellation 2.

02:55:47.200 Anybody see it?

02:55:48.000 Oh.

02:55:48.440 Milky Way.

02:55:49.260 Here we go.

02:55:49.760 Here we go.

02:55:50.140 Banana.

02:55:51.140 Just keep saying Milky Way.

02:55:52.820 What is this next one?

02:55:53.740 And if we use our special patented 1000x new telescope, we can see something incredible.

02:56:00.460 The rarest constellation.

02:56:01.920 Can you guys see it right now?

02:56:02.920 Dude, look how many stars there are.

02:56:04.180 They know it's something bad.

02:56:05.260 Northern line.

02:56:06.820 No, it's on the sides.

02:56:08.220 I see it on the sides.

02:56:09.260 Is it two of them?

02:56:10.200 It's two of them.

02:56:11.960 This constellation is very rare because of how the Milky Way splits the sky.

02:56:16.300 Yes, it is.

02:56:16.780 Any final guesses?

02:56:17.740 Any final guesses?

02:56:18.500 We still got it here, by the way.

02:56:19.460 This is not it.

02:56:20.080 It's going to catch them so off guard they're going to laugh.

02:56:23.220 Segregation. 0.89

02:56:26.820 Segregation. 0.89

02:56:27.540 Consolation. 0.98

02:56:30.220 No, a black guy and a white guy.

02:56:31.900 And this is totally not racist.

02:56:33.720 No, yeah.

02:56:34.100 Sadly, we got these out of a book.

02:56:35.380 Segregation. 0.89

02:56:36.080 Consolation.

02:56:37.020 The way the world was, a lot of the people, sadly, were a little racist and thought it was

02:56:42.640 a good consolation idea.

02:56:43.860 This is actually a pretty good explanation.

02:56:45.320 I won't lie.

02:56:45.740 This is way better than the Big Dipper.

02:56:49.720 No. 0.99

02:56:51.840 What the fuck is happening? 0.99

02:56:54.480 All right, Bigfoot hunting. 1.00

02:56:55.960 Oh my goodness.

02:56:57.040 I'm not ready for this.

02:56:58.120 This is extremely popular here in the woods of Washington.

02:57:01.460 This is going to be cooked.

02:57:03.420 But it's easy to mix up Bigfoot with other creatures in the forest.

02:57:07.060 To help you identify a Bigfoot, we made this test.

02:57:09.980 I feel like I'm going to give a game here, dude.

02:57:11.560 When you think you see him, yell out, Bigfoot, as loud as you can.

02:57:15.540 Bigfoot.

02:57:16.160 Bigfoot.

02:57:16.580 Bigfoot.

02:57:17.900 Hey, okay, okay.

02:57:19.140 Bigfoot.

02:57:19.960 Here we go.

02:57:21.060 You only yell it if you see him.

02:57:24.200 Bigfoot.

02:57:25.380 No.

02:57:25.580 No.

02:57:25.840 It's a deer.

02:57:26.920 That's a deer.

02:57:27.340 That's a deer.

02:57:28.040 That's a deer.

02:57:28.600 Awesome.

02:57:28.940 There.

02:57:31.520 Bigfoot.

02:57:32.000 Bigfoot.

02:57:36.600 No, we're true.

02:57:37.560 This is a person.

02:57:39.660 I'm getting so close.

02:57:41.380 All right.

02:57:41.800 Bird sanctuary.

02:57:42.800 Oh, no.

02:57:44.060 No.

02:57:44.920 This is so bad.

02:57:45.820 This is so bad.

02:57:46.520 My digital footprint is fine.

02:57:47.800 We are the first campground to offer a full on-site bird center.

02:57:51.760 Yeah.

02:57:52.080 I love playing with the birds and teaching guests about them.

02:57:54.420 Dude, this one's insane.

02:57:55.520 Bennett and McCain are going to laugh on this one.

02:57:58.340 So, a deaf guest, Peter.

02:58:00.220 That's Peter right there.

02:58:01.040 He's been saying so much that he sent us a personal thank you video.

02:58:05.920 Bennett knows what's coming.

02:58:07.100 Bennett knows what's coming.

02:58:08.260 He's trying to laugh.

02:58:09.200 Do you guys hear this?

02:58:10.420 No, Bennett.

02:58:11.520 Do you guys hear it?

02:58:13.520 Oh, no.

02:58:14.420 Please don't.

02:58:15.260 What happened?

02:58:21.660 Instant money machine ticket for your chance to grab up to $100,000.

02:58:27.140 Wait, wait, wait.

02:58:28.400 Everybody, everybody, please, please be respectful of Peter's condition.

02:58:31.680 I heard some laughs when you just heard his voice.

02:58:33.320 Yeah, like, be nice.

02:58:34.040 This is seriously how Peter is.

02:58:36.020 He's about to laugh.

02:58:37.860 Yo, this is so bad.

02:58:39.300 This is, like, the worst thing I've ever done.

02:58:41.020 Everybody, go ahead.

02:58:42.880 Watch for their laughs.

02:58:43.740 He's biting his lips.

02:58:54.520 There are captions.

02:58:56.100 We just can't see them.

02:59:00.600 Is he laughing?

02:59:01.680 Oh, my God.

02:59:08.400 Oh, my God.

02:59:09.020 That was so close.

02:59:10.960 That was so close to laughing.

02:59:12.980 He's so awesome.

02:59:14.040 Bro, how did they not laugh?

02:59:15.100 Bonfires.

02:59:15.800 Oh, bro, this one's terrible.

02:59:17.220 It wouldn't be camping without a bonfire, and everyone's invited.

02:59:20.520 Lots of people show up to roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories.

02:59:25.200 It does look like ghost hall.

02:59:26.520 Oh, but, okay, you know, that is, that is crazy.

02:59:30.000 This seems predictable.

02:59:31.140 They know where this is going, but there's a second part to it.

02:59:33.460 But if you are feeling brave, just a little deeper in the woods, there's an extra spooky bonfire.

02:59:41.960 Boom.

02:59:44.360 Okay, this has to be racist.

02:59:47.800 Where's the marshmallow?

02:59:50.520 Feel free to use their marshmallow roasting chart to help you get the perfect color.

02:59:57.440 No, they didn't.

02:59:58.400 No, they didn't.

02:59:59.400 This is so racist, y'all.

03:00:01.520 No, it's not racist.

03:00:02.440 It's not racist.

03:00:03.060 This is the picture we took.

03:00:04.040 Number two, safety, accessibility.

03:00:06.280 We made all hiking trails wheelchair accessible so everyone can enjoy nature.

03:00:10.900 But just make sure you always have a normal person with you in case of emergency.

03:00:16.540 Normal person?

03:00:18.160 You don't want to get left behind, okay?

03:00:19.680 The bears love their veggies.

03:00:23.500 The bears love their veggies.

03:00:25.300 A lot of people think, oh, it's meat, but they love their veggies.

03:00:28.040 No insensitivity here.

03:00:29.120 Listen, as long as the veggies weren't overcooked, those ones are safe.

03:00:41.800 Here it is.

03:00:42.940 I think the bear was totally fine.

03:00:46.440 This bear, you know, wanted to eat.

03:00:48.940 The bear in real life, that's not how it goes.

03:00:50.660 This one, this one was chill.

03:00:53.820 Brian was chill.

03:00:54.680 All right.

03:00:55.080 Super bear spray TM.

03:00:56.860 Trademarked.

03:00:57.720 Trademarked.

03:00:58.240 So our forests have some of the most aggressive wildlife on earth.

03:01:01.820 To help keep everybody safe, we have invented the world's most effective bear spray.

03:01:05.980 Here's a breakdown of the only three ingredients used in our bear spray.

03:01:09.020 We got propane, 4%.

03:01:11.160 Water, 5% to dilute it.

03:01:16.560 Can anybody guess?

03:01:17.560 They know exactly what this is, dude.

03:01:19.960 It's a bomb.

03:01:22.120 Jeannie, you got to guess?

03:01:23.220 I don't think it's a bomb.

03:01:23.900 Give them the recipe for a bomb.

03:01:25.260 I think it's Pete.

03:01:26.120 Okay, here we go.

03:01:27.680 That's right.

03:01:28.320 The most potent substance on earth.

03:01:32.000 Bottled air straight from India.

03:01:34.380 India.

03:01:37.060 Exactly.

03:01:37.660 Look at Jeannie. 1.00

03:01:38.280 Jeannie really liked that one.

03:01:39.600 I'm just glad everybody's in the whole day.

03:01:41.880 Our campsites.

03:01:42.480 We have to have it.

03:01:43.220 We have to fly from all over the world to our campground.

03:01:46.260 Many travelers bring their own tents and decorations to show off their culture.

03:01:50.100 Chief Talon and his wife, Onan Jokwe, just set up their teepee.

03:01:54.500 So, obviously, in the native culture, their tents will look more like this.

03:01:57.480 It's really cool.

03:01:59.820 Oh, no, you didn't.

03:02:01.220 Oh, no.

03:02:03.240 So, like I said earlier in the presentation, we have these white kids that go around setting 1.00

03:02:07.260 shit on fire. 1.00

03:02:08.480 Stop. 1.00

03:02:09.480 Yeah, it is sad.

03:02:10.940 Unfortunately, other guests took over their site, which is absolutely terrible.

03:02:14.880 History always repeats itself.

03:02:17.320 Bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad joke.

03:02:22.040 Hashtag colonized.

03:02:23.320 Bad joke again.

03:02:24.500 They're just shut down.

03:02:26.040 I try to sprinkle sugar so the investors don't get bored.

03:02:30.020 VIP cabins?

03:02:31.040 Oh, cool.

03:02:31.700 Oh, Karen, she had me on that.

03:02:33.580 You want to take this one over?

03:02:34.600 I love VIP cabins.

03:02:36.360 All right, here you go.

03:02:36.920 Read it out.

03:02:37.420 This is so bad.

03:02:38.300 This is the worst part.

03:02:39.300 In case testing isn't your thing, stay in our VIP cabins.

03:02:43.000 Bingo!

03:02:43.800 Cabin party.

03:02:44.440 So, not only do we have custom...

03:02:47.440 This is just in.

03:02:53.240 What if we sew the dog's head onto the man's body?

03:02:57.660 He's dog man typical. 0.99

03:02:59.480 I thought it was wrong.

03:03:00.460 Jaden was making me laugh too much with the Diddy jokes.

03:03:04.000 I had to add the Diddy jokes.

03:03:05.220 Thank you.

03:03:05.600 I appreciate that.

03:03:05.980 When did you have time to do this?

03:03:08.540 I'm just kidding.

03:03:09.620 It's not a joke.

03:03:10.500 It's not a joke.

03:03:11.000 We actually held some wild parties in this cabin.

03:03:14.600 So, best night ever.

03:03:16.080 And it's so funny.

03:03:16.900 Jaden's been saying Diddy this whole time.

03:03:18.360 Ain't no party like a Diddy party.

03:03:21.200 Bingo, bingo, bingo.

03:03:22.820 Remember what happens at camp?

03:03:24.620 Stays at camp.

03:03:26.300 Except our secret Polaroids we saved.

03:03:28.700 So, we actually have a Polaroid compilation of one of our Diddy parties.

03:03:32.860 Yeah, he's so scared. 0.95

03:03:33.840 He's so fucking scared right now. 0.97

03:03:35.480 Secret party photos. 0.98

03:03:36.320 This is the worst part of the entire presentation.

03:03:38.400 By far.

03:03:38.940 You guys ready?

03:03:40.000 Yeah.

03:03:40.400 Okay, these are real here.

03:03:42.080 Here we go.

03:03:43.800 Baby oil.

03:03:44.740 This is me with the baby oil.

03:03:48.080 Guests arrived.

03:03:49.460 The school bus.

03:03:50.840 Jesus Christ.

03:03:52.700 Is that a school bus?

03:03:54.620 A school bus?

03:03:56.020 That's the only bus we can get.

03:03:57.660 There's of age people in there.

03:03:58.780 That's the only bus we can get.

03:03:59.620 Oh, yeah.

03:03:59.980 Are you sure?

03:04:00.900 Of age or 18?

03:04:02.180 Of age.

03:04:02.840 Of age.

03:04:03.300 Of age.

03:04:03.580 Of age.

03:04:04.160 Guests arrived.

03:04:06.560 That's me looped up baby oil style.

03:04:08.900 Jesus.

03:04:09.500 So much oil.

03:04:10.220 So much oil.

03:04:11.160 You slippery in a doorknob at Diddy's.

03:04:13.020 I'm sorry.

03:04:13.560 All right.

03:04:16.340 Any final questions?

03:04:17.720 I need to ask you guys a quick question.

03:04:19.340 Yes, sir.

03:04:19.960 Yes, sir.

03:04:20.320 My jumps.

03:04:21.060 I got PayPal.

03:04:22.440 How do I give you my PayPal information?

03:04:25.900 We're going to tell you.

03:04:26.740 We're going to tell you at the end of the class.

03:04:28.120 All right, guys.

03:04:28.720 Thank you guys so much.

03:04:29.640 Raise your hand if you would invest in this campground.

03:04:31.800 Kyle.

03:04:32.400 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 1.00

03:04:36.400 Yeah, we're fucked, dude. 1.00

03:04:37.500 We're done. 0.99

03:04:38.160 Thank you guys so much. 0.89

03:04:39.340 I was so fucking close to laughing when Joe came on as a deaf guy. 1.00

03:04:44.440 I literally had to suck in my cheeks and bite them as hard as not to laugh. 0.98

03:04:49.480 I think my cheeks are bleeding.

03:04:51.060 Okay, so guys, McKinnon and I won, which means you guys have the luxury of doing today's punishment.

03:04:58.320 Yeah, round of applause.

03:05:01.900 And guys, the punishment will be up on our Family Friendly Clips channel.

03:05:04.700 Go subscribe to that right now.

03:05:06.100 It'll be on screen or it'll be in the description.

03:05:08.000 These two are going to be doing a little, I don't want to spoil it for you guys, so we'll

03:05:11.320 just post it like in a few days or whatever.

03:05:13.280 Thank you guys so much for watching another Family Friendly Friday.

03:05:15.500 And peace.

03:05:21.840 Maybe I want to do something like that.

03:05:24.220 Yeah.

03:05:24.840 Well, hey. 0.99

03:05:25.360 Let's, like, hold some fucking big old fucking Zoom call and make up fake companies. 0.99

03:05:35.860 That would actually be pretty funny. 1.00

03:05:37.020 Some fuckery. 1.00

03:05:38.040 I can sense some fuckery afoot. 1.00

03:05:40.500 Yeah, the video game, though, that was fucking, that was hilarious. 0.99

03:05:44.020 Yeah. 0.95

03:05:44.260 Especially, like, you know, difficulty modes.

03:05:48.360 Well, look at the power that Jeremy has, man.

03:05:51.360 If he wants to fucking get people together and fun, what he did for the Coots and what 0.99

03:05:56.360 he did for Mark Friesen, like, we have that kind of shit over here. 0.98

03:06:01.080 We can do something similar, but not to that degree, obviously. 0.98

03:06:06.420 Right. 1.00

03:06:09.340 Use this shit to our advantage while we can before we can't, right? 1.00

03:06:13.440 I'll just use it to fucking laugh. 1.00

03:06:16.800 I know what you use it for. 0.99

03:06:18.360 Right? 1.00

03:06:20.880 Fuck, man. 1.00

03:06:21.460 It's material is what it is, right? 1.00

03:06:25.200 Yes.

03:06:25.800 I know.

03:06:26.300 It's true, man.

03:06:27.260 Like, we got so much talent.

03:06:28.120 We can see what material drops this year, you know?

03:06:30.480 I know.

03:06:30.780 There's so much talent, man.

03:06:32.040 Like, between you and Tom and all of them, man.

03:06:35.840 Like, and even Tofu, man.

03:06:37.620 Like, I don't know if everybody goes, rips on Tofu a lot. 0.99

03:06:39.620 But we all miss this fucking daytime show. 0.99

03:06:42.980 I do. 1.00

03:06:44.860 You know, it'd be nice if we got our shit together and fucking did something like a SCTV kind of shit, right? 1.00

03:06:50.420 Like, DAG version, right? 1.00

03:06:53.260 I don't know. 0.99

03:06:54.260 I mean, comedy sketches would be fun as fuck, I think. 0.97

03:06:57.180 Yes, they would be. 0.98

03:06:58.160 Yeah. 1.00

03:06:59.320 We'd have a 24-hour fucking just mock and shame them fucking channel. 1.00

03:07:04.520 Like, fucking constantly. 1.00

03:07:07.020 24 hours, like, ah, fuck you. 1.00

03:07:09.620 Mm-hmm. 1.00

03:07:10.220 Channel. 1.00

03:07:11.520 Fuck you, make me channel, right? 1.00

03:07:13.300 24-hour fuck you channel. 1.00

03:07:15.340 Yes. 1.00

03:07:15.800 Fuck you, make me. 1.00

03:07:16.560 24-hour seven fucking fuck off. 1.00

03:07:18.820 Fuck you, make me. 1.00

03:07:20.720 Station's fine. 1.00

03:07:23.680 If we had the money, man.

03:07:25.040 Think about it, though.

03:07:26.360 You got Harrison Faulkner.

03:07:27.440 You got True North.

03:07:30.060 True North. 1.00

03:07:30.660 You got fucking Dan Dix. 1.00

03:07:32.580 You got Lee Stewie. 1.00

03:07:34.020 You got everybody, man.

03:07:35.000 You could probably get them all on the same page.

03:07:37.780 If we all get together and form our own CBC, like, now we're the CBC.

03:07:41.820 Look at us.

03:07:42.420 We're the CBC now.

03:07:44.040 Yeah.

03:07:45.280 If we get serious about it.

03:07:49.380 Yeah.

03:07:49.960 Well, I mean, but alternative media already is the media now.

03:07:54.580 Right?

03:07:54.680 Yeah, I know, but we're not really as, we don't have our, well, we don't have credentials.

03:07:59.400 Well, we don't need it, though.

03:08:00.420 That's what I'm saying.

03:08:01.720 And, like, this is the other thing when it, when it comes to AI that I'm noticing as well, 0.99

03:08:05.720 is it's like, you don't even need to know what the fuck you're doing. 0.97

03:08:09.080 You can just go on to ChatGPT. 1.00

03:08:10.960 Fuck. 1.00

03:08:11.180 If you want to know what to do, ask ChatGPT, and it'll fucking teach you how. 1.00

03:08:17.020 If you, you know, like, if you just want to be lazy, you could, like, be like, give me an idea. 0.68

03:08:22.400 Write the script.

03:08:23.520 Do this.

03:08:24.420 Do that.

03:08:25.160 And it does it all for you.

03:08:26.580 And don't make me wear a suit. 0.99

03:08:27.800 I'm not wearing a fucking suit. 0.99

03:08:29.200 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:08:29.660 Like, fuck off. 1.00

03:08:31.340 If I have to wear a suit, that means I'm, I'm. 1.00

03:08:34.420 Well, it depends.

03:08:35.160 If you don't wear suits, I'm just saying you shouldn't have to wear a suit.

03:08:39.000 It depends if the, uh, if the joke calls for it or not.

03:08:45.360 Yeah.

03:08:46.260 Yes.

03:08:46.820 I understand.

03:08:47.680 Yeah.

03:08:48.060 Right.

03:08:48.440 Yeah.

03:08:49.140 It's a costume.

03:08:50.140 It's a costume.

03:08:51.220 Exactly.

03:08:52.160 All right.

03:08:53.000 It's not, it's not a man.

03:08:54.520 It's only mandatory if it requires it for the joke. 0.99

03:08:57.940 If I wear a white coat and put a stethoscope around my neck, fucking, I can tell you whatever 1.00

03:09:01.940 the fuck you want. 1.00

03:09:03.160 Right. 1.00

03:09:03.480 All right.

03:09:04.240 You will, you will respect my authority.

03:09:07.060 Yeah.

03:09:07.780 All right.

03:09:08.200 Well, no, I like comedy.

03:09:11.360 I think comedy sketches would be fun.

03:09:13.160 Right.

03:09:13.500 Like, I like doing the fake news was fun.

03:09:17.340 Yeah.

03:09:18.760 Especially if I do it from the, from the point of being an anchor who's trying to do something

03:09:22.960 serious, but giving everybody else like comedic assignments so that it makes the whole thing 0.99

03:09:28.340 look stupid. 1.00

03:09:28.800 Do you have that old clip of you with your buddy, like Bob on the street there, fucking 1.00

03:09:33.420 whatever. 0.98

03:09:34.240 Do you have that?

03:09:36.340 That's hilarious, man.

03:09:38.420 It's hilarious.

03:09:39.560 Yeah.

03:09:39.800 Somewhere that he, he was actually really excellent for that, but yeah, like something like that 0.99

03:09:43.920 would be fucking. 0.98

03:09:44.880 It's the guy on the street. 1.00

03:09:46.060 All right.

03:09:46.560 I'm just guy on the street over here.

03:09:48.540 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:49.680 They have some bullshit. 1.00

03:09:50.940 My favorite, my favorite, my favorite was the one for the powerboat races. 1.00

03:09:55.460 Yes.

03:09:56.160 Yes.

03:09:56.560 It's one of those.

03:09:57.160 At the time, the powerboat races had actually been canceled.

03:10:01.200 So when I had him doing this bit, I only, the only instruction I ever gave him was that 0.99

03:10:06.980 he was supposed to report sports, but be like, just like make it stupid. 0.99

03:10:14.080 Right. 0.99

03:10:14.520 That was legitimately my only instruction to him.

03:10:18.020 Yeah.

03:10:18.460 And yeah.

03:10:19.720 So he did the boat races when they were canceled.

03:10:21.960 He's just like, I'm down here at the boat races.

03:10:24.100 And then it was like, eventually you see this like rowboat coming down and he's like, oh,

03:10:31.460 here's the leader of the powerboat races. 0.98

03:10:33.500 And like, he used his camera to make it look like the fucking boat just whizzed by him. 0.99

03:10:39.620 Like, it was just, oh, he was perfect for the job. 0.99

03:10:43.240 Yeah.

03:10:44.740 Well, anyway, guys, I'm going to, I'm going to bounce.

03:10:48.020 And, uh, 10 after 11, so.

03:10:50.880 Yeah.

03:10:51.760 Yeah.

03:10:52.020 I'm kind of thinking the same.

03:10:53.300 It's probably not a bad idea.

03:10:55.320 All right, guys.

03:10:55.980 Well, it was awesome. 0.99

03:10:57.120 I'm shit with you. 0.99

03:10:59.440 I'm out of here. 1.00

03:11:00.500 Yeah.

03:11:01.320 I'll see you in February, right?

03:11:03.500 Uh, yes.

03:11:04.160 As far as I know.

03:11:04.800 Yeah.

03:11:05.540 I don't.

03:11:06.400 Yeah.

03:11:06.940 Good night.

03:11:07.920 Yep.

03:11:08.260 For sure.

03:11:09.960 But anyway, you guys have a good evening.

03:11:12.420 I'll talk to you soon.

03:11:13.540 All right.

03:11:13.760 See you in the night.

03:11:14.660 Have a good one.

03:11:15.500 See you later.

03:11:16.080 See you later, chat. 0.99

03:11:18.480 That's fucking, that's getting to be that time, I think. 0.98

03:11:23.060 Well, if Sarah was here, we'd still be going. 0.99

03:11:26.060 Oh, boy.

03:11:26.720 Oh, fine.

03:11:27.620 Fine.

03:11:28.100 I guess we'll keep going.

03:11:29.120 What do you want to play?

03:11:30.740 What do you want to play?

03:11:30.780 Sarah's probably in bed right now. 1.00

03:11:35.820 She's not even fucking listening to this shit. 1.00

03:11:37.180 She's fucking, Sarah's gay, like the ticker says. 1.00

03:11:41.520 Gay. 1.00

03:11:42.740 Gay. 0.99

03:11:45.320 All right. 0.99

03:11:45.780 Yeah, it's a steak at a barbecue. 0.98

03:11:47.620 So I gotta go fucking, I didn't wake up till like 4.30 this afternoon. 0.99

03:11:52.320 I was up all night last night. 0.97

03:11:53.740 So it's 11.11.

03:11:58.100 I woke up at like supper time.

03:11:59.600 So this is like lunch for me now.

03:12:01.940 So I have to go and make steak.

03:12:03.320 Yeah.

03:12:03.940 I've been trying to give Chris his make-a-wish, but he doesn't know what he wants to play.

03:12:07.840 Like, just bring something up.

03:12:09.160 You can play whatever you want.

03:12:10.320 Oh, I got some good ones.

03:12:11.340 So how about, uh, what's, what's something to get? 0.98

03:12:15.620 Stan Rogers, fucking, Stan Rogers got a good one. 0.97

03:12:19.420 I actually almost loaded that up. 0.99

03:12:22.540 Oh, the year was 1770.

03:12:24.600 Yeah.

03:12:24.940 I, I, I, I wasn't sure.

03:12:27.140 I considered using that as the, uh, like in the intros.

03:12:33.360 There was a consideration for, bring it up. 0.99

03:12:36.240 Fuck, you can do it. 1.00

03:12:37.680 You have the power. 1.00

03:12:39.540 All right, fine, I'll do it.

03:12:41.340 I'll do it though.

03:12:44.620 I was just thinking, what's something that's actually gotten you?

03:12:47.280 They wouldn't let us do that Cheech and Chong one last night.

03:12:50.620 I know, that was a good one. 1.00

03:12:52.240 Yeah, Cheech and Chong was good shit. 1.00

03:12:54.580 Yeah, it was. 0.99

03:12:55.120 Can't play that on YouTube though.

03:12:58.160 There's like, there's so much that you can't play though. 0.93

03:13:01.860 And it's stupid, like, and especially if your channel's not monetized. 0.85

03:13:04.940 I don't think that there's any reason why, you know, 0.99

03:13:07.900 you shouldn't be able to play it. 0.99

03:13:13.440 Like, who gives a fuck? 0.94

03:13:14.600 Yeah, and then you gotta hit the share screen. 0.99

03:13:33.280 Fell asleep to Trebuchet.

03:13:46.900 That's funny. 1.00

03:13:50.260 That fucking song. 1.00

03:13:51.620 Oh, this is pretty cool. 1.00

03:13:52.560 Yeah.

03:14:03.840 It's pretty cool.

03:14:06.100 I haven't seen this before.

03:14:08.460 I haven't seen what?

03:14:09.720 What are we looking at?

03:14:10.220 This version of Barrett's Private Fears,

03:14:12.600 that has a bit of a history to it.

03:14:13.940 Oh, no, bring it up and then hit share screen.

03:14:18.840 I don't know how to do that.

03:14:20.620 It's the same way that you would in stream air.

03:14:23.440 Like, when you look down on the bottom,

03:14:25.280 those four icons,

03:14:27.740 the second on the right side,

03:14:30.180 it says share screen, click that, 0.97

03:14:32.400 and then mine keeps fucking up. 0.95

03:14:36.720 First album, which is almost entirely about the scene, 0.99

03:14:46.360 about this area.

03:14:47.940 I thought I'd get out of it, you know. 0.97

03:14:51.500 I fucking just quit there. 0.97

03:14:53.500 Yeah. 0.99

03:14:54.200 You had it. 1.00

03:14:55.500 Yeah, no, I'm stupid. 1.00

03:14:57.600 Yeah, well. 1.00

03:14:59.680 So is my laptop shit. 0.99

03:15:02.300 I don't know why it doesn't let me share screen. 1.00

03:15:04.220 Like, I can fucking download and fucking play shit. 0.99

03:15:06.720 But I can't, like. 1.00

03:15:09.680 That's so dumb. 1.00

03:15:15.060 Fuck, I just had it. 1.00

03:15:16.880 It was there. 1.00

03:15:19.180 Fine, I'll do it again.

03:15:20.460 I hate when they double tab me like that.

03:15:22.040 I don't need two tabs open.

03:15:25.360 It's weird, because every once in a while with mine,

03:15:27.780 like, if I hit search in Google or something,

03:15:30.640 like, it'll open up a new tab.

03:15:32.040 And it's just like, anytime I left click,

03:15:33.800 it opens a new tab. 0.98

03:15:34.840 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? 0.99

03:15:38.400 Makes me want to just throw it. 0.99

03:15:40.880 Can you see this or what?

03:15:42.420 Not yet. 0.99

03:15:44.240 I'm not for fuck's sake. 0.99

03:15:45.920 I'm going to hit the. 0.96

03:15:47.020 Once you hit share screen, we will.

03:15:48.700 Because you had it working.

03:15:49.700 Okay, there we go.

03:15:50.600 I'm not for the Halifax Spear.

03:15:53.220 The last of Barrett's privacy.

03:15:56.060 The Yankee lay low down with gold. 0.82

03:15:58.840 How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.

03:16:01.720 She was broad and fat and loose in space. 1.00

03:16:04.560 But she took the antelope two whole days. 1.00

03:16:07.060 Goddamn them all. 0.99

03:16:08.600 I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. 1.00

03:16:12.260 We'd fire no guns.

03:16:13.840 Shed no tears.

03:16:15.000 Now I'm a broken man on the Halifax Spear.

03:16:18.240 The last of Barrett's privacy.

03:16:20.860 And at length we stood two cables away.

03:16:23.660 Now I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.

03:16:26.720 Our correct four ponder speed and our full gin.

03:16:29.580 But with one side of the age.

03:16:31.100 He stole us in. 1.00

03:16:32.060 Goddamn them all. 1.00

03:16:33.700 I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. 1.00

03:16:37.360 We'd fire no guns.

03:16:38.400 That's who his brother did.

03:16:39.140 Shed no tears.

03:16:40.300 Now I'm a broken man on the Halifax Spear.

03:16:43.380 The last of Barrett's privacy.

03:16:46.720 The antelope shook and pitched on her side. 1.00

03:16:48.880 How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.

03:16:52.140 The parrot was smashed like a bowl of eggs.

03:16:54.620 And the main truck carried off both me legs. 1.00

03:16:57.060 Goddamn them all. 0.99

03:16:58.640 I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. 1.00

03:17:02.300 We'd fire no guns.

03:17:03.880 Shed no tears.

03:17:04.640 He had no tell to you.

03:17:05.760 Now I'm a broken man on the Halifax Spear.

03:17:08.220 The last of Barrett's privacy.

03:17:09.960 The antelope shook and pitched on her side. 1.00

03:17:11.080 So here I lay in my twenty-thirty year.

03:17:13.920 How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.

03:17:17.160 It's been six years since we sailed away.

03:17:19.700 And I just made Halifax yesterday. 1.00

03:17:22.260 Goddamn them all. 0.99

03:17:23.880 I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. 1.00

03:17:27.560 We'd fire no guns.

03:17:29.120 Shed no tears.

03:17:30.680 Now I'm a broken man on the Halifax Spear.

03:17:33.720 The last of Barrett's privacy. 0.98

03:17:37.000 You're pirates.

03:17:39.160 Ah.

03:17:40.380 Nations.

03:17:41.100 Government sanctions.

03:17:42.120 Pirates.

03:17:42.780 That's the word.

03:17:44.940 Oh my.

03:17:47.980 What, you want to hear?

03:17:49.140 Oh, we can play this one now.

03:17:51.320 What one? 0.98

03:17:52.100 Because we're allowed to play this one because it's fucking Rumble. 0.99

03:17:56.700 Ah. 0.99

03:17:58.240 Oh Jesus.

03:17:59.780 Oh gee, what have I done?

03:18:01.340 Well, you told me I could play this.

03:18:03.340 I know.

03:18:04.120 I know.

03:18:05.000 That's why I said, what have I done?

03:18:06.320 I tripped you off.

03:18:19.640 That's what happened.

03:18:29.620 You know I'm playing Max though, right?

03:18:31.740 Yeah, I know.

03:18:32.980 I'm very aware.

03:18:33.900 I'm very aware.

03:18:33.960 I'm very aware.

03:18:35.900 Alright.

03:18:39.100 Ride along.

03:18:40.120 This is Mega Wish Foundation.

03:18:48.020 We don't have a culture though.

03:18:50.560 We don't have a culture.

03:18:51.660 There's no culture in Canada. 1.00

03:18:53.660 We have no fucking culture. 1.00

03:18:57.400 Fuck off. 1.00

03:18:58.040 I should know if you ask any girl from the parish around what pleases her most from her head to her toes 1.00

03:19:12.600 she'll say I'm not sure that it's business of yours but I do like to all sweet the

03:19:18.320 lock driver so he goes

03:19:20.160 curling down and down white water

03:19:23.360 that's where the lock driver goes

03:19:26.000 step lightly it's curling down and down white water

03:19:30.400 the lock driver's walks pleases girls completely 1.00

03:19:37.360 when the drive's daily over I like to go down and watch all the lads as they work on the river

03:19:44.320 I know that come evening they'll be in the town and we all like to waltz with the lock driver

03:19:50.880 for he goes burning down and down white water

03:19:55.040 that's where the lock driver learns to step lightly it's burning down

03:20:00.160 yeah it would be a crazy deal

03:20:01.440 I was actually just thinking that myself

03:20:04.000 like for the guys that actually did this

03:20:06.000 like that would have been a crazy day

03:20:11.200 I had to give way and dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers

03:20:16.000 their manners are fine but their feet are a play 0.75

03:20:19.360 there's none with the style of my lock driver

03:20:22.320 for he goes burning down and down white water

03:20:26.640 that's where the lock driver learns to step lightly

03:20:29.920 it's burning down and down white water

03:20:33.520 a lock driver's walks pleases girls completely 1.00

03:20:39.200 now I've had my chances with all sorts of men

03:20:43.840 but not as so fine as my lad on the river

03:20:47.360 so when the drive's over if he asks me again

03:20:50.880 I think I will marry my lock driver

03:20:53.840 for he goes burning down and down white water

03:20:58.240 that's where the lock driver learns to step lightly

03:21:01.440 it's burning down and down white water

03:21:04.640 you know I thought like this is like back when like cbc actually had a

03:21:08.640 defensive end

03:21:09.280 these are the girls completely what do you mean by that

03:21:14.800 no I think we know I think we know

03:21:18.320 yeah you ride them hard and put them in the bed wet

03:21:20.640 and then he drives that log you know what I'm saying

03:21:24.080 ride them hard put them in the bed wet it's the way she goes 1.00

03:21:26.800 oh here's one here that uh they wouldn't let you play

03:21:34.960 on youtube this one here

03:21:40.320 this will get you banned on youtube oh my god

03:21:43.200 whoa hey i know i know it's my own fault i said you could do it

03:21:50.080 ah yeah it's my own fault i know

03:21:55.360 this is a good tune though i love it

03:21:59.520 yeah we're still here on for benny uh this is the making

03:22:02.800 which uh foundation portion of the show where we have

03:22:06.560 good things i got them again on youtube

03:22:13.280 making it right in the universe

03:22:27.040 what

03:22:29.440 it's

03:22:32.080 it's that this actually got you like copyright

03:22:34.080 straight 0.70

03:22:46.080 oh

03:22:52.640 some cities are

03:22:57.440 stuff

03:23:03.200 this is my good

03:23:19.360 i love

03:23:23.200 He had a yellow cat that would leave his home, a special plan with deception as the key.

03:23:30.200 What a little cat, how hard could it be? How hard could it be?

03:23:53.200 I'm scared. 0.96

03:24:04.200 That's slob. 1.00

03:24:18.200 But the cat came back the very next day, the cat came back, they thought he was...

03:24:25.200 OOOOOOOH! 0.75

03:24:27.200 I don't know how to do it!

03:24:45.200 This was the National Film Board that did that? 1.00

03:24:58.200 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:25:05.200 Yes. 1.00

03:25:06.200 A little bit.

03:25:28.200 Yeah, I knew this was coming.

03:25:39.200 Amazing!

03:25:41.200 What do they even do anymore?

03:25:43.200 Yeah, right?

03:25:44.200 It should be all crazy, so I need to do it.

03:25:47.200 Yeah.

03:25:48.200 That's a good job. 0.99

03:25:50.200 Sarah is gay. 0.99

03:25:52.200 Yeah, right? 1.00

03:25:53.200 Sarah is gay! 0.97

03:25:55.200 Is she gay, though? 0.98

03:25:57.200 Well, I told her to comment if she wasn't gay, and she didn't comment. 0.99

03:26:02.200 Sarah is gay. 0.97

03:26:04.200 Yeah, right? 1.00

03:26:06.200 Sarah is gay! 0.97

03:26:08.200 Is she gay, though? 0.98

03:26:10.200 Well, I told her to comment if she wasn't gay, and she didn't comment. 0.98

03:26:12.200 It was really extreme when I decided to go

03:26:16.200 Or to work up in the woods in North Ontario

03:26:20.200 And the unemployment office said they sent me through

03:26:24.200 To the little...

03:26:26.200 Little Emma Gippie with the survey

03:26:28.200 With the black flies and little black flies

03:26:31.200 Always the black fly no matter where you go 0.98

03:26:32.200 I'll die with the black fly flickin' my bones 0.98

03:26:35.200 In North Ontario, I-O-I-O 0.58

03:26:37.200 In North Ontario, I-O

03:26:39.200 In North Ontario, I-O-I-O

03:26:42.200 The man, Black Toby, was the captain of the crew

03:26:45.200 And he said, I'm gonna tell you boys what you're gonna do

03:26:47.200 They want to build a power dam

03:26:48.200 He was right away for to make the little laugh roar

03:26:51.200 Or the other way with the black flies and little black flies

03:26:54.200 Always the black fly no matter where you go 0.97

03:26:56.200 I'll die with the black flies flickin' my bones 0.98

03:26:58.200 In North Ontario, I-O-I-O

03:27:00.200 In North Ontario, I-O

03:27:02.200 What now? 0.98

03:27:05.200 What the fuck are you gonna get here, be? 0.99

03:27:07.200 What the fuck are you gonna get here, be? 0.99

03:27:10.200 What can I do for I'm all going crazy with the survey crew 1.00

03:27:14.200 And the black flies and little black flies

03:27:17.200 Always the black fly no matter where you go 0.99

03:27:19.200 I'll die with the black fly flickin' my bones 0.98

03:27:21.200 In North Ontario, I-O-I-O 0.58

03:27:24.200 In North Ontario, I-O

03:27:25.200 T'was black fly, black fly everywhere, a-callin' in your whiskers, a-callin' in your hair,

03:27:33.100 a-swimmin' in the soup, a-swimmin' in the tea, the devil take a black fly, let me be.

03:27:37.600 Black fly, a little black fly, oh, oh, it's the black fly, no matter where you go, 0.97

03:27:41.740 I'll die with the black fly, pick me my bones, an ortho-tero-io, an ortho-tero-io.

03:27:55.200 The 80's pick. 0.96

03:28:04.060 The what? 0.91

03:28:05.300 irgendwas hard to catch your breasts, you're snaggin' up and down the trail, 1.00

03:28:10.440 talking to yourself with the black flies, isn't the black flies, 0.95

03:28:13.600 always the black fly, no matter where you go, 0.58

03:28:15.680 I'll die with the black fly, pick me my bones, an ortho-tero Richards, an ortho-tero-io, an ortho-tero-io.

03:28:21.260 Can you do it a little?

03:28:21.900 Well, now, the moon cook's name was Blind River Joe.

03:28:27.680 If it hadn't been for him, we'd have never pulled through.

03:28:29.740 Because he bound up her bushes and he kitted us for fun.

03:28:31.900 And he lathed us with some bacon grease and balsam gum.

03:28:34.240 For the black flies, the little black flies.

03:28:36.640 Always the black fly. 0.99

03:28:37.660 No matter where you go, I'll die with the black fly. 0.55

03:28:39.900 And my bones in North Ontario. 0.51

03:28:42.300 Why, oh, in North Ontario.

03:28:48.960 And at last, the job was over black to me. 0.67

03:28:51.580 I mean, what is straight?

03:28:54.640 What did David Jason do?

03:28:57.420 Was it wonderful experience of this, I know.

03:29:01.480 I'll never go again to North Ontario.

03:29:03.920 You know, I think the black fly.

03:29:06.960 Yes, dude.

03:29:09.020 Flows, the little black fly. 1.00

03:29:10.780 Oh, that's enough of that shit. 1.00

03:29:13.680 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

03:29:14.660 All right.

03:29:15.540 Sorry, man.

03:29:17.260 Whatever.

03:29:19.180 You know. 0.98

03:29:19.860 If you're gay, if you're gay. 0.99

03:29:22.660 How do you? 0.93

03:29:23.740 Oh, I'm bi.

03:29:24.500 I'm not gay.

03:29:25.160 I'm bi. 1.00

03:29:25.740 It's like, no, if you suck a dick, you're gay. 1.00

03:29:27.400 I'm sorry. 1.00

03:29:28.060 I'm sorry.

03:29:29.680 No, I said Sarah's gay. 0.67

03:29:31.420 No, no, no. 0.99

03:29:32.080 She's gay. 1.00

03:29:32.500 You suck a dick in the bum? 1.00

03:29:33.880 Are you sucking? 1.00

03:29:34.500 If a cock goes inside you, you're gay. 1.00

03:29:39.800 Gay? 1.00

03:29:40.200 I mean, if you're a dude, that's, yeah, but. 0.96

03:29:45.680 Or you're just, or maybe you, no, I shouldn't say that.

03:29:49.060 No, because there's some guys who did, had that happen to them involuntarily, so they're

03:29:53.640 not gay.

03:29:54.080 They're not gay.

03:29:55.720 Yeah.

03:29:56.220 If you were, like, abused or something like that, you're not gay. 0.88

03:29:59.140 Like, that's.

03:29:59.680 If you liked it, it's a different story, but.

03:30:01.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:30:03.660 No. 1.00

03:30:04.700 No, yeah, if you're looking for it, if you want a cock in your bum, well, then chances 1.00

03:30:08.780 are you're probably gay. 1.00

03:30:09.980 You want a cock in your mouth, chances are you, you might be gay. 1.00

03:30:14.200 I knew you'd derail it at least once. 1.00

03:30:18.900 Me too.

03:30:20.540 I was reading the chats, man. 1.00

03:30:22.000 What the fuck? 1.00

03:30:25.580 Oh, my God. 1.00

03:30:26.500 Like, bag adjacent.

03:30:28.860 Like, no.

03:30:29.660 Bag adjacent.

03:30:30.460 Bag adjacent. 1.00

03:30:34.240 No, I'm not, I'll always be a fucking bag supporter, man. 1.00

03:30:39.480 I'll support them fucking wholeheartedly. 1.00

03:30:41.380 I'm just not fucking flag waving, wearing t-shirts and rings and shit. 0.99

03:30:48.700 I think everybody knows that I'm on the right team, I'd like to think, anyways. 0.99

03:30:54.940 Something like that. 1.00

03:30:55.440 On team fucking, can we fucking fix shit team, right? 1.00

03:30:58.340 Like, fuck. 1.00

03:31:03.340 What one was this? 1.00

03:31:04.760 I've been playing this one.

03:31:05.880 Oh, yeah, right.

03:31:07.820 I forgot about that. 0.99

03:31:09.760 There was, like, a video I saw a while ago, this fucking thing. 0.99

03:31:14.520 Oh, Jesus. 1.00

03:31:20.060 What are you doing?

03:31:22.120 I'm just going to stand up on the table.

03:31:23.760 Like, how is this guy this much bigger?

03:31:42.100 Holy thing, I don't know.

03:31:43.300 I'm just going to stand up on the table.

03:31:43.960 I'm just going to stand up on the table.

03:32:13.940 I'm just going to stand up on the table.

03:32:24.940 I got work to do.

03:32:26.340 I got work to do.

03:32:26.560 I'd say that much bigger, though.

03:32:29.400 Yeah, the guy was, like, seven foot, man.

03:32:31.060 Those cops are, like, six foot. 0.96

03:32:32.640 That's the difference that size makes, I guess.

03:32:34.440 They might have been, like, five-something.

03:32:36.220 Like, they were, like, that looked like two kids trying to take their, like, stop their dad from leaving.

03:32:40.820 but apparently those those two cops are like six foot and that guy was like seven foot he was a 0.93

03:32:45.640 fucking big fella right well i mean he's obviously a big fella that's for sure but i mean like 0.97

03:32:51.380 that like legit look like two kids trying to stop their dad from going for a pack of smokes 1.00

03:32:55.980 don't do it dad don't do it i'm going get off fuck you i'm out you don't tell me what to do 1.00

03:33:03.400 fucking kids that was wild though like that's what i didn't shoot him uh fuck like nowadays 1.00

03:33:11.540 they probably would man i'd be like he was an alien look how tall he was of course i was gonna shoot 1.00

03:33:18.740 him i've watched a lot of um what's his name uh what's his name brian can't remember his name

03:33:25.680 it starts with a b he has that real deal channel there where uh he plays all the stuff for all

03:33:35.100 the clips where people are monitoring cops auditing cops and shit all right they're not your friend 0.99

03:33:40.500 don't even get me fucking started on cops man i will fucking go off 1.00

03:33:48.380 yeah no there's some channel i don't know who the fuck it is but every once in a while i'll get like 0.99

03:33:53.960 notifications or whatever and this guy literally just drives around with a scanner in his car 0.93

03:33:58.040 and goes and checks out what's going on in la

03:34:02.280 koala mama you don't know me very well do you 1.00

03:34:08.280 dairy or smokes i love cheese and cheese curds and i smoke like a fucking chimney so what the fuck 1.00

03:34:13.800 no one in this house eats dairy or smokes well you shouldn't be eating smokes first of all 1.00

03:34:19.540 well you could if you wanted to i guess if you're smoking maybe i'll eat them

03:34:23.300 weird but i'd rather smoke them 0.98

03:34:26.180 all right fuck here i like i like cheese i don't care i eat cheese i got cheese is a choice 1.00

03:34:32.500 yeah well i could like smoke gouda fuck off i love smoke gouda 1.00

03:34:37.060 it's gouda listen grills cheese 0.99

03:34:40.700 pop by here every day man he dropped out some cheese like good stuff too man 0.98

03:34:45.460 fucking guy no he probably just didn't read it what yeah no i see it now but 0.98

03:34:55.300 she always tells the kids that she's gonna go get some milk and cigarettes no one in the house 1.00

03:35:00.660 eats dairy or smokes oh yeah okay sorry yeah yeah but oh yeah okay yeah of course

03:35:10.740 fine i'm gonna go cook some steak in the barbecue right now yeah i think i'm gonna 0.68

03:35:16.180 fucking andrew we've been going three and a half here of course 0.99

03:35:23.220 want to see my meat i'll show you my meat oh my god freestone's gonna show his fucking me 1.00

03:35:31.700 unbelievable 0.98

03:35:32.580 i wasn't gonna put soy sauce in it but usually just use lime salt and fresh ground pepper

03:35:48.660 lime juice and salt humylane salt and fresh ground pepper that's usually all i marinated it in but i had 0.85

03:35:56.660 to add fucking soy sauce because i couldn't help it yeah there's my meat meat that's a lot of meat 0.98

03:36:03.140 and i cut most of the fat off because i don't need fat firing up my fucking grill oh my god 0.99

03:36:09.380 oh you're supposed to leave the fat on a steak chris no no man like if i was there when she bought 0.99

03:36:16.820 it i would have said cut that fat off man because that's like that'll save me like five bucks for 0.99

03:36:20.660 for fuck's sake no way look at that ah why i i want the fat that's fucking meat i'm putting this in 0.99

03:36:28.340 the fucking barbecue like now pretty much all right i want the flat the fat helps flavor it 1.00

03:36:33.380 fuck yeah let's go no it fires up flames at the barbecue it gets all my burners and 1.00

03:36:38.740 shit no i don't need on there no you deal with in order to have goodness it's like four minutes 1.00

03:36:45.780 aside dude i don't need all that fat stop it and the gristle and i try to cut the gristle out too 0.99

03:36:52.660 i don't want that sinew and that gristle love the food love the fat no i'll cut it out before it's

03:37:00.100 love the holy you just went down from like 30 to seven people yeah well no i went down from about 12.

03:37:08.820 uh you had like 40 people watching at one point at some point yeah

03:37:12.900 yeah that was pretty cool yeah that was good i don't know it was a good one 0.91

03:37:17.380 well we'll might watch this shit tomorrow too and whatever 0.96

03:37:22.500 i mean you're silly right i was just bored i was like all right let's do it 0.98

03:37:28.740 yeah cheers well thanks for having me on man 0.83

03:37:30.740 i was like whatever i don't fucking know what happened and 0.99

03:37:34.980 sarah's gay and can't fucking be here because she doesn't have the commitment that she should um 1.00

03:37:42.900 she's still gonna make you pay for this man it's gonna happen she you know it like 1.00

03:37:48.580 i was actually surprised that she didn't call me and like you know

03:37:53.940 because you're busy uh you know she knows i have a landline so it's different

03:37:58.900 no i don't she wouldn't care i'm i'm i'm just surprised right but

03:38:03.620 whatever no that was fun i was i was i told her i was like go to the 0.98

03:38:07.380 fucking hortons use the wi-fi you know sitting there do the stream for fucking 0.99

03:38:13.300 jimmy hortons yeah and show us yeah and yeah let me see like that'd be hilarious though it really 0.99

03:38:19.700 would like doing this stream with her just sitting fucking live from tim hortons right 0.92

03:38:28.260 that would have been kind of cool yeah yeah that'd be funny i don't know i don't know how long that we

03:38:33.940 would last doing it but it'd be funny yeah how long before they tell her to get out right but we'll 0.99

03:38:43.380 see oh they wouldn't know they wouldn't know she's it depends if she had her earbuds then no but if 0.64

03:38:49.940 she's doing that yes right yeah they wouldn't know you're undercover like buddy boy that walked in there

03:38:56.740 and went look look at look at with his camera good for him to do that eh yeah that was wild yeah

03:39:02.260 all right man well cheers bud yeah you're coming down in february february i know i already played 0.89

03:39:13.380 it in the opening i'll fucking please uh very likely you fucking better be dude i'll listen i'll uh i'll 0.99

03:39:19.940 chip in on that shit if you want man no problem i'll pay the hand i'll very i'll very likely be down 0.99

03:39:28.740 there that's for sure if i would have realized that they were going to jack the fucking prices 1.00

03:39:32.980 the way that they did over the holidays yeah well i'll throw some in don't worry about that 0.99

03:39:36.660 shit i would i would have thought sooner to look at them but that was whatever man ask grass or grass 0.98

03:39:43.060 don't be rides for free i get it right yeah right if i drove i'd go up there and just get you 0.98

03:39:50.660 now i'm sure i'll make it up there but whatever i'll play us out with 0.89

03:39:54.180 fucking little corblund i want to be in the cavalry again because oh i like that song so that's what 0.97

03:39:59.940 i'm gonna do all right man fuck yeah good night johnny good night everybody else in chat yeah good 1.00

03:40:06.340 night everybody good fucking seeing y'all what are you saying over there i just said good night okay 0.99

03:40:12.340 hey come on all right buck and i will play it out to some corblond why not 0.98

03:40:26.100 well i want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war i want a good steed under me like my

03:40:33.060 forefathers before i want a good man when the bugle sounds and i hear the cannons roar well i want to be in

03:40:40.900 the cavalry if they send me off to war well i want a horse and a volunteer force is riding forth at

03:40:47.780 dawn please save for me some gallantry that will let go when i'm gone i beg of you swords let me

03:40:54.580 lead the charge and the battle lines are drawn let me at least leave a good hoof beat i remember

03:41:00.740 riding long well i'd not a good foot soldier make happy sour and slow at march and i'd be sick on a navy

03:41:08.660 ship and the sea would leave me parched but i'll be first in line if they let me ride my god you'll see

03:41:14.580 my start look back for the heat of the laurel wreath underneath that victory arch oh i want to be in

03:41:21.620 the cavalry if they send me off to war well i want a good steed under me like my forefathers before

03:41:29.460 i want a good mount when the bugle sounds and i hear the cannons roar well i want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war

03:41:42.820 my spurs and the battle's blue and the day is lost to one i'll wield my lances the ponies dance and the

03:42:03.700 black guards fire their guns i say they're keen and a saddle carbine and an army remington

03:42:10.100 where the hot lead screams at the cocoa steel i may be a cavalryman well i want to be in the cavalry if

03:42:17.140 they send me off to war and i want a good steed under me like my forefathers before i want a good mount

03:42:24.900 when the bugle sounds and i hear the cannons roar well i want to be in the cavalry if i must go off to war

03:42:32.340 let them play their flutes and stir up my boots and place them back to front

03:42:55.460 because i won't be back on the riderless black and i'm finished in my hunt

03:42:59.540 well i want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war well i want to be in the cavalry but i won't ride home no more

03:43:29.540 well we might not

03:43:33.380 and嬴 be giving them to for that

03:43:34.580 well i want to be in the cavalry

jonnyrawton - January 01, 2025

Chris wants to play copywrited stuff.... - v62r2i1

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