Chris wants to play copywrited stuff.... - v62r2i1
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3 hours and 43 minutes
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157.51495
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358
Summary
Let me be in the cavalry if they send me off to war, I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before me. I want to be a good horse and a good mount, and a gallantry that will let go when I'm gone.
Transcript
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before
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I want a good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons roar
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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Well, I want a horse and a volunteer force is riding forth at dawn
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Please save for me some gallantry that will let go when I'm gone
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I beg of you, Sarge, let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
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Let me at least leave a good hoofbeat I remember riding long
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Well, I'd met a good foot soldier, mate, I'd be sour and slow at March
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And I'd be sick on a navy ship and the sea would leave me parched
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But I'd be first in line if they let me ride, by God, you'll see my starch
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Load back on the heath with the laurel wreath underneath that victory arch
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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Well, I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before
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I want a good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons roar
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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Let me earn my spurs and the battle is blue and the day is lost to one
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I'll wield my lance as the ponies dance and the blackguards fire their guns
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A sabre cane and a saddle carbine and an army remington
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Where the hot lead screams and the cocoa steel let me be a cavalryman
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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And I want a good steed under me like my forefathers before
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I want a good mount when the bugle sounds and I hear the cannons roar
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if I must go off to war
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Let them play their fruits and stir up my boots and place them back to front
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Cause I won't be back on the riderless black and I'm finished in my hunt
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry but I won't ride home no more
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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Well, I want to be in the cavalry middle of your heart
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What's in your head, in your head, in your head
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And big, huge corporations telling their employees
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I'm just tired of being everybody's punching bag
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So mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys
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Don't let them go woke cause he'll act like a schmuck
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys
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So mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys
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Don't let them go woke cause he'll act like a schmuck
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to hate white boys
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Because I was trying to give her a little bit more time
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was funny it was like what the fuck is that as if jag made it be able to fucking like
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body slam that guy i don't know we'll see maybe but
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i i i'm not dead in the guy's fucking he's got some weight behind him
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yeah well i do believe he has some fight training as well right i gotta think for him he needs it
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he's gonna need it in the future i would think so right i would definitely think so doesn't hurt
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to fucking work out though a little bit keep yourself a chip i need a beer i wish sarah was
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on here man she heard you were coming on no i know i can't help it you know she's kind of
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you're not allowed to say that you're not allowed to fucking miss sarah's terrible yeah right there
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you go that's what you gotta do yeah all right that's that's the energy we're looking for here
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right i can give energy uh actually he's probably a brown belt there koala mama probably a brown belt
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just saying you know no and i don't think we want to see chris's tits either no no no michelle's seen
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them and she's telling us no so that says something it is not necessary
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oh it's not as funny as his ass that's true right that is very true it is funnier when he shows his
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ass get your cat your cat wants in there no i'm not fucking doing the door game that little fucker
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man all right hey thank you tread of course all we can do is laugh though right like that's about
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where i'm at now yeah are you going kooky right yeah like i i'm i'm seriously at a point where it's
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like okay now i'm just here to watch the season that i'm calling 2020 like every c every year is a
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season in this television show with all life yeah i'm just here to be entertained since 2020 so you
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were saying it last night yeah well i mean come on season five yeah like who yeah season that we're
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into season five of 2020 i think that that is a very accurate statement because i still don't feel
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like the year 2020 has ended it's just it's been extended yeah it's just it's like it's the longest
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train crash train wreck i've ever had to watch like it is the longest stroke you know it's like
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because i i don't know ah whatever it's like watching the a train wreck and it's just
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such a long train it's still going the cars are going everywhere there's thousands of people dead
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it's terrible run fire some are carrying chemicals some are most of them are carrying people
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and it's just some are going over cliffs and bridges and shit and it's still going
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it's like shit ass cheeks with will knots amazing
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oh yeah well burnt yeah that's true too tom that's a good point it's a very good point
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burnt hair ass cheeks there you go i'll tell you this is small good no no it doesn't it definitely
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does not uh what what else fuck i'm pretty much out of everything but i did see this i and i thought
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it was funny and are you kidding me that's gay as fuck i hate rumble sometimes what happened so
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what that is uh it was talking it was a story about plant-based seafood lagging behind but that's
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gonna change and my first thought was like so seaweed yeah dolls i love dolls yeah that's it's uh
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graham and ann dolls is the best dolls in the fucking world man no yeah right it's fucking good for you
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too there's high in iron high in lots of shit it's good it's good for you not everybody likes it
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it's like the spinach of the sea but to me it tastes like the ocean it's salty naturally salty it's got
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the brine natural brine to it it's just dried fucking seaweeds flat they dry people dry it out in their
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driveways man yeah and they sell it in paper bags for like a buck whatever fucking i just find it i just find
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it really fucked up though that all these vegans need to like make like plants yeah yeah right
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iron blues knows he knows dolls he knows there's that's there it's healthy it's good for it it's in
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your teeth though which is kind of shit it's like spinach of the sea man yeah right dried spinach salty
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salted yummy yeah well it's i i just don't understand this push for like plant-based like burgers and
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plant-based like if you don't want to eat meat why are you making all of your plants pretend meat
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yeah yeah like you're you're basically admitting that meat rocks and you're upset that you can't have
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it so you got to make your vegetables into meat just fucking eat meat just eat it
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no i don't want to and you shouldn't too it's like fuck off like like it's like it's almost like
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eat your peas no then you shouldn't eat peas either yeah i don't fucking get it i really don't
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uh everybody i call them passionately stupid people are just passionately stupid i've been guilty
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i've been passionately stupid i'm still kind of passionately stupid about some stuff but
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people get passionate about certain things and it's like what i you don't have ideas ideas have you
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let's see if i can do this without fucking my shit up too much
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what there's no such thing as beef bacon stock with the fucking beef bacon
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no i don't even want to hear those words they don't belong together
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there's no such thing that's like mixing two of my favorite things there's no such thing
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fuck off with the fucking beef bacon man i did a whole fucking thing on that
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um don't get bring me down that don't get me started
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you got your boyfriend to eat cat food basically he tried a vegan burger and they're made of soy and wheat
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some odd flex not sure what he was trying to prove well i think that just proves you had a girlfriend
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no that's your fucking boyfriend next door you got that fucking rice rocket
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it's it's like a honda trying to sound like a harley
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it's a toyota trying to sound like a fucking 305 or 350.
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it's got like uh the soup it's got like the muscle car sound to it
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it's got that sound to it but it's a rice rocket
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yeah now i will admit i have eaten a milk bone before
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kind of kind of on the same thing well who hasn't man we've all eaten dog treats like
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i tried to get a dog to eat a treat and he wouldn't even know i don't want to eat it like dude it's good
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right by the way my kids were all laughing i was like ew try it's good
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i am okay there's a link on my twitter dj all right so let's see then let's see if i can bring
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that up or not let's better not be any flat earth there okay let's bring out the twitter
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re-migration sounds more important than what if the earth is around or not
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if there's a sky daddy or if there isn't i don't fucking care like i'm being pop overpopulated by brown
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people here can we fucking can we focus yeah right
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is this a video what is this i don't know okay so that's just that
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all right let's see if i can bring that up or not you can do it you can do it it's
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a skilled immigration almost erased the fiji's yeah uh so the recent debate about skilled immigration
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on x is a good time to bring up a case study that can show unwanted side effects let's go back
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in time to the year 1970 we shouldn't have this this should be common knowledge to everybody but hey
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yeah it should be uh the indigenous people are already a minority the descendants of imported
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indian workers took over 60 000 were brought to their shores in the early 20th century
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uh temporarily they said that's how they always started temporarily did not go home their number
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grew through replacement migration and birth rates
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is this three of seven yeah there we go so the demographics tipped in the 1940s
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uh the foreigners did not assimilate but form their own parallel society and political parties thanks to
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the ethnic vote in 1987 they elected their own president for the first time
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he wanted to abolish the constitutional right of the natives to their land
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the army stood up against this constitution and dismissed the government the new government started
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a re-migration program consisting fiji likator uh protective laws for the indigenous and
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economic pressure uh it worked many indians went home what they just chose to
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um some 30 years later the locals are once again in the majority and will remain so
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some indians stayed but they are no threat to the fiji majority
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what would the world have gained if the 1.4 billion people of india would have swallowed up
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the fiji indians yeah uh indians might be more industrious and prolific than the indigenous
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generation of fiji's the re-migration of indians might have even hurt the gdp of the fiji's
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uh but if the capitalism uber allies or yeah uh would mean the systematic extinction of the ethnicities and
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even whole nations who cannot keep up yeah it's not a reality we should cheer no definitely not uh
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what's this one indian culture is valuable and unique so is that i like that i like that picture man
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scroll on that picture what yeah right it's a it's kind of pink floydish there that artist that did the
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pink floyd oh wait you're talking that one yeah yeah just everybody get in here everybody get in
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here and just all become npcs it's uh it's so orwell and yeah orwellian man it's like 1984 right there
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boom get in there i mean it's accurate we are thrown into the meat grinder
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little workers little consumers little peasants get out there little peasants we don't care what color
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you are just obey obey do your job i like this line here plus i love the i love real diversity
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of nations and cultures that's why i love borders that's actually a really good way to put that
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i'm just trying to read it i can't read it i'm sure you know i think that's a great way to put
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that right like that's how you have true diversity is by having the multiple different nations and then if
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you want to go and you know learn about another culture there it is but why why invade elsewhere
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when i go to quebec i do my best to speak french if i can um i suck at it but i do my try and and
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if they notice you trying they usually give you a little more respect like i find you know they'll
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laugh at you like your french socks of course because it does it's like but at least you try man at
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least try to order your timmy's if you go to timmy's at least try to order in french man uh like
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think about it it's a respect of the culture right like what it comes down to like if i were to go to
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japan like i'm not gonna you know i'm gonna do my best try to know some words man you have to at least
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know like when in rome do as in rome exactly it's an old saying for a reason like don't open a can
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of worms uh don't eat yellow snow like these sayings have existed for hundreds and hundreds
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and not thousands of years for a reason it's like if i'm gonna go to japan yes i'm gonna learn some
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phrases in japanese man and i'll do my best with the accent right right try not to insult them all
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because oh your accent is very good i wish i could speak it right like at least get the accent down
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say it properly a little bit of effort because they acknowledge that they see that like oh this
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guy's trying to speak my language even though he's an idiot from canada
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whatever man a little effort oh that's funny i was just looking at my just looking at twitter there
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somebody's trying to argue the difference between jagmeet being a calistani and an indian i'm gonna have
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to i'll tend to that later and give them my uh the if you're arguing the difference between a
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seek and an indian that's like arguing the difference between the runs and a solid poop at the end of the
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day you're arguing about shit well put sir it's all the same i don't i don't care right i don't care
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what the fuck man it's just that falls on deaf ears my friend i don't want a button giving a
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fuck now man it's like no i don't care anymore like yes sir many many i want 85 there that's it
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in a conversation we can shut her down right now 85 is where i want to see white people in this country
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i mean at the very least i'd be more like 90 but that would be a pipe dream probably you can't
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85 i'd be happy with i'm willing to negotiate only once it's a one-time deal one-time offer or
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his trebuchet time what the fuck send them away bye oh just checking and see if there's anything
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i'm a realist man i'm a realist man i'm realist 85 i'd be happy
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there's a lot of good people from different real places and they're cool but
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you know of course and but that this is the thing right like when when you're arguing with
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the about the mass immigration i think the one thing that's really stupid is that people will
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just automatically like be like well you're just racist and hate them no i don't hate them at all
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i just don't like i want my country right they have theirs but here's a here's a mind if you move
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to say japan or you move to whatever is burma whatever whatever country you move to and you're
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like this is my country now i'm going to try to do my best with your language blend in and that's
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this is my country now i left my home country this is my country now i'll fly their flag blah blah
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and they went to war with your previous country that you left would you fight which country would
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you fight for just asking for a friend yeah well and like i don't know to me that's that's kind of
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the thing like if you're coming from another country how are how are you gonna say that you're gonna put
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canada first especially if you end up in a situation like let's say you do join the military and okay now
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we're going to war with your former country like are you really now you're a liability but
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yeah you're never gonna be one of them they're gonna have eyes on you
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like if you're a russian military but you left russia years ago you know now but now you're in the
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military don't think they're gonna have eyes on anybody that's russian descent in the community
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military right now eyeballs on them we're watching you mister
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apparently uh let me see here let me get this loaded up i just found a video of daniel smith real
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fuck oh she's just a phony man awesome it's too bad oh no way she's the she's the real deal yo
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ah she could have she could have done so much better but she just
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look at that she looks retarded up there stop stop embarrassing yourself
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she's up there dancing what jesus christ man hey almost looks like kamala right yes exactly yes yes
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i'm still getting shivers thinking about yes man exactly what the fuck are you doing
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there you go fuck man yeah it's unbelievable ridiculous man like stop it stop embarrassing
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yourself have some pride it's okay to be white honey yeah well and actually it's funny because i was
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talking to somebody about that today like because he was like saying how collectivism is just wrong
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and i'm like well here's the problem though um it's unavoidable at this point because everybody
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else has collectivized but us yeah that's exactly why it is okay to say black lives matter
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but you go to jail if you say it's okay to be white
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we've been taught that tribalism is only okay in sports or maybe politics
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well everybody else is being taught it's within your people the brainwashing is strong man it's strong
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no it's very strong like people i still have it in my head like because i remember it wasn't that long
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ago it was a couple years ago um watching jeremy and stuff like yeah i like jeremy i agree with him
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like 99 of the time but he does go on about the jews a little too much that was only a couple of years
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ago like what's up with the jews right what's the jew thing why are you fucking wild about the jews
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because i had i had it hammered in my head like you don't criticize those people they are the chosen
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ones right no i never got that i did like no but like i got i i got sucked into the brainwashing
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like you don't say the n-word and you don't talk about them because of all that stuff you know
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but i had that hammered into me man over years and years and years like
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it does it doesn't affect your thinking like you'll you won't react as quick as what you normally would
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if you just knew that was all bullshit and they've lied to us for fucking ever
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well here's the thing like if you're thinking that we can't be collectivized and when i mean here's why
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you're wrong and just ask for your question about like you know the what the jewish community has
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done i'd like you know they've built very strong networks through like obviously a lot of advocacy
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groups uh and i feel like you know hindus can sort of mirror that by fostering strong connections
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through temples uh to organizations and we can also form uh you know a lot of advocacy groups
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uh political power and collective unity is also very very important um and that's what we as a
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pack are trying to do we're trying to get a lot of these hindu americans who have traditionally voted
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for democrats we are trying to sweat we are trying to sway them towards the republican party uh and you
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know that's collective unity is also very very very important um you have a lot of jewish packs that
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have demonstrated influence uh in foreign and domestic policy uh they educate policy makers they
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fund candidates to align with their interests and they ensure that their issues like their support
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for israel are central to us policy and so we should create similar organizations that promote
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hindu and indian interests uh and that strengthen indo-us relations and that highlight you know our
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issues uh like hindu persecution like hindu phobia etc etc and i think media and narrative control is
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also very important because you have a lot of jewish influence in industries like hollywood that has
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helped counter anti-semitism and that has helped them promote their narratives and i think we have to
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invest more in the mainstream media uh and content creation because we have to address a lot of
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misinformation about like hinduism and rampant hindu phobia and so i think was some thanks for
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sharing your perspective maybe like it would be good to get a quick back when can we curb stomp these
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people man like a good old-fashioned fucking curb stomp and eat that curb say ah ah bam here's the thing
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right people man here's the thing and it's again it's part of that double standard or as fairy says the
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standard um but like so if i run a tim hortons and all my employees are white i'm gonna be told i don't
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have enough diversity but if i run a tim hortons bring in an indian manager and he hires only indians
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my store is diverse how's that that doesn't make any goddamn sense
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and that's exactly what and that little space there which uh it was nationalist news canada on twitter that
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uh shared that um great again but it's obvious that when they come right like
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their focus is going to be their people regardless of whether they claim to be american first or not
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they are going to look for the people who are like them first
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and you i don't think that there's a way to get rid of that what fucking what tower are these guys
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starting now i have fucking no idea i'm trying to listen to you and i'm i'm looking at the
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fucking chats going what the fuck are you guys talking about the wild time here in fapo
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you know it just it happens i don't know jason's not here tom can be there i don't know it's your
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show i'm not yeah well i mean whatever anyway i can send out some i was gonna i just figured you're
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on the grams and the grams you're on the stuff so you can get a hold of these guys and if it's your
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show you want to get a hold i was i was going to look up uh david's number and uh jason's number
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i was going to give al and jason a call but i figured i just assumed that you already did that
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so it's like it's not my show i'm gonna go i hadn't thought that far ahead to be perfectly honest
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i don't really usually think the what the are these guys spelling oh no idea i don't know either
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they're casting spells what's going on super under here all right there you go tom jason you in or
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what what's going on we might as well open the floor here it's your show man i'm not sarah's not
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here so to me it's like this is disappointing yeah we're unsupervised let's fucking go
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what this is probably what's gonna happen all right and oh and we still have to we still have to do our
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make a wish foundation wish come true for you so think about something that you want to play
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that has been getting you banned because here you can play it yeah yeah man this is why i need to get
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on rumble man all right i can play some stuff oh we gotta hear uh no better not
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man i don't know make me think can you smell the smoke yeah right that's funny like i'm even trying to
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think of some too that we can i don't know we'll hit the youtube in a little bit but
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uh yeah tom you're uh it's in tg there i think you should just be able to join can we see a jeep get
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hit by a train i always love that that's actually we uh maybe actually i don't know tom's about that
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i love that it's one of my favorite parts of derrick's dreams like hey you want to see a dk hit by a
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yeah check uh telegram there island jason how you guys doing tonight
01:05:15.340
fuck off enjoying the first day of the show that is 2025 let's get her done right on right on yeah
01:05:25.580
it's already uh looking like it's uh popping up pretty good see what that new orleans
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fucking lightning strikes all over yes yes actually that was the one thing i was forgetting to mention
01:05:43.580
trying to think what else although i i still think the tesla truck
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i was gonna give her a call too i forgot i should have but yeah it's the uh again i assumed that
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johnny was on that shit so it's not my show not my show and adam breezy don't blame me don't be mad
01:06:00.780
oh okay now i can i can actually see comments here on rumble now
01:06:03.740
yeah yeah yeah it's a curse though because i'm trying to watch you guys and listen to you guys
01:06:09.500
but i'm reading the comments same time i'm getting distracted no before last time i was on the rubble
01:06:13.500
studio i couldn't see the comments going along the side here yeah but uh i actually uh i have that
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capability now so that's actually quite interesting so i can actually yeah it's
01:06:23.180
fucking interesting to fucking say the least i can shut down that uh side screen i had with the
01:06:28.780
if i could pop out jack going soon you guys are building towers and shit over there
01:06:33.500
you're all the little conversations and stuff what is this
01:06:39.180
you have to click your you have to click your camera on yeah i know i'm trying i'm trying to
01:06:44.460
oh yeah and john's potato fucking camera over there whatever uh actually i might i think i might have
01:06:52.940
i don't know what i did actually why do i have the option for an obs virtual camera
01:06:59.900
yeah that's just mine saying too but i don't know what that is you guys are the smart ones you guys know
01:07:05.260
this shit don't fucking don't call me those are borderline fighting words oh i can't operate this
01:07:13.900
shit i'm retired man fuck i need help i'm super retarded i'm not here yeah i'm kind of retarded
01:07:21.900
though when it comes to electronic stuff yourself to a point oh holy with the phone i don't know
01:07:29.020
i don't know i don't know what that i mean but i gotta shush you sorry hello who's this hello hello
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hi hello you're live how's it going uh good hey say hi to say hi to johnny and tom and oh i know
01:07:49.180
but i just wanted to remind you that it's my show in case right i wasn't oh my god oh it's breezy
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hello hello i am fucking here and i promise you i promise you all i'm watching hello no this is
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this is sarah fuckers happy new year happy new year sarah oh it's sarah i don't know why you didn't
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answer happy new year island jason don't behave yourself i'm trying i'm trying sarah
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are we behaving ourselves no we're not behaving ourselves no we must be otherwise we wouldn't be
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here right there is no behaving are you having fun yeah good okay all right call me when you're done
01:08:40.940
okay all right all right have fun all right did you hear from me i'm coming in well it would be nice if
01:08:49.580
you were here once you jump on the line i i'm having issues with my internet tonight no it wouldn't
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no it wouldn't i can't even log in which is why i'm calling you to just remind you well it's not the
01:09:01.420
same without you that's all i'm saying right i know i love you don't ever think i'm not here okay
01:09:11.340
santa claus they know what you're thinking and knowing you're awake that's right checking her
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making a list checking the toys that's it all right i love you too see you right on nice to hear
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from you share it ah she goes unbelievable unbelievable this is what she's out there
01:09:29.580
really doing right that's what she's really doing right here
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like what do you do what happened she missed it
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no we can play that again can't we you want to see that again michelle yeah
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i'm 100 sure that's the guy that was on chris's stream
01:10:07.340
that could be that's john john he let his hair grow john carpenter john carpenter yeah that's right
01:10:16.940
john carpenter that was totally john carpenter he was pulling a john carpenter and then he got whacked
01:10:25.900
such a good time you know so all you guys all you guys survived the holidays as horrible as you thought
01:10:33.020
it was going to be was it as bad as you thought it was going to be or what did you guys have a good
01:10:37.100
holidays yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah guys are like yeah yeah yeah it was good oh it's the
01:10:48.060
holidays you're like oh no man it's fine it's great it's like i'm fucking glad it's over let's put it
01:10:55.100
that way right every holiday season man i'm just happy my happiest moment is when it's done it's like
01:11:00.860
ah right we might move on right like we went for a drive today it was like 10 30 this morning like
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she's off work for a couple more days so we got some time together but i was like you know what
01:11:13.820
let's just go for uh we haven't gone for a drive in the bush for a while let's just go for a cruise
01:11:18.620
out in the bush she went for like a three-hour back road bush cruise you know never even taught
01:11:26.620
it was great right because michelle knows that man we used to go for jet loss drives
01:11:31.900
where we just drive and drive and drive until we got lost yeah and then try to find
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it was awesome man you're out in the country you're doing back roads and
01:11:42.780
shit and all the farms and farmers got everything i can say we just have so much rain and cloud lately
01:11:49.660
it's just always rainy or cloud it's just like fuck man i need some gotta get out of this house
01:11:56.140
it's too dark yeah well days are gonna start getting longer now so yeah i know i'm looking
01:12:02.700
forward to it right it's i i hate that fucking dark period i really do it's so fucking it's this
01:12:08.620
time of year when you get it too man that's why they have christmas this time of year right like
01:12:12.620
fuck 78 days i hate christmas so it doesn't help so do i i fucking hate christmas too and
01:12:19.020
and my wife loves it and so this year i made a commitment to being not being a grinch and i
01:12:25.740
i think i did very well i mean we didn't have one single fight so it was perfect i mean
01:12:34.780
right right i mean but i made a conscious decision to not open my mouth like just to eat it
01:12:41.180
i had five people in my living room telling me just i mean listen i'm not all for trump but when
01:12:49.020
i hear people trashing trump for different reasons than i trash trump you know what i mean when they're
01:12:54.700
like right like you better trash him for the same reasons i do oh he's racist and he's sexist and he's
01:13:03.420
this and this and that's why that's why they're trashing because he's a convicted felon no i'm
01:13:08.300
trashing him because it's a fucking jew shell right like yeah yeah but you do you do bring up a good
01:13:13.900
point though like they're only trashing him because the tv told them to right exactly whereas we can
01:13:19.900
simply look at it and be like okay he's not what he's saying he is global tv the thing yeah and the
01:13:29.100
look on people's like that's faces when you say to them like look who supports them look who gives them
01:13:34.060
most of the money have you uh you're an anti-semite i guess
01:13:42.700
that's a tough question well here's a question for you or tom you guys ever checked out that ground
01:13:47.580
news that uh yeah bjw looks into or advertises for whatever ground news where it gives you i watch that
01:13:55.580
um that's i think i was unaware i haven't looked into it so i don't know but if i if i because
01:14:02.140
people ask me where do you get your news from and like you have no idea i get my news from everywhere
01:14:06.620
man well i get my news from here and i can go with the first thing i hear man i i do a little bit of
01:14:13.340
digging no but like okay let's use for so it's january 1st so we're expecting tunnel jews last winter no we
01:14:20.140
weren't but they came out today it's like okay louisiana's got fucking run over and they're like
01:14:26.220
oh we don't know who it is yeah we all knew who it was right away we were like fucking osama been
01:14:31.260
fucking or whatever did you see who they put up with like this old fucking spinster with glasses and
01:14:37.900
she's a cop she's like the chief of police of oh yeah i saw her white chick glasses look like 90 years old
01:14:46.540
and then there's two black chicks that come up and they're fucking talking like all the dei hires
01:14:51.260
have to come up and fucking say well we are about it was fucking embarrassing man like the dei hire
01:14:57.100
fucking because i watch uh hindustan times and uh times of india and al jazeera you watch channels but
01:15:04.700
why the fuck why are they more base than you know like i actually trust why do i trust hindustan times
01:15:13.020
more than looking abc right you notice that it's like it was like me watching c because cbc quebec
01:15:21.660
if you can understand french a little bit if you ever wanted to watch something that was really going
01:15:26.060
on you go to the french channel like there was if you had four channels the fourth one was the french
01:15:30.300
one and they showed nudity and everything man on their fucking channel because they're quebec
01:15:35.580
they're french they're weird but they also showed more news so even back in the day the 80s and 90s man
01:15:41.020
if you wanted to know more about what's going on in canada you go to the french channels and and
01:15:45.500
they would fucking show more than so even back then i knew they're hiding from the most english-speaking
01:15:51.420
populace right but the quebec channels they knew english english speakers in the rest of canada
01:15:58.620
we're gonna watch their news but they were showing everything man like back in the day find an old
01:16:04.060
news clip from the and show the difference from cbc ontario and cbc quebec or especially election
01:16:13.580
election results and stuff right yeah yeah yeah hey tom you've been you got all the whole christmas
01:16:24.780
off or what yeah i i go back to work on monday the sixth oh yeah yeah or i guess it would be the
01:16:31.020
seventh or what it would be next monday after this weekend coming up so next it's definitely
01:16:36.140
enjoying your time off for sure yeah i definitely needed the time off i didn't uh because normally
01:16:41.500
in the year i'll take uh like a week or well last summer i took two weeks off through the summer or
01:16:45.740
the week usually i'll take a week off holidays well this year i didn't really take any holidays off i
01:16:49.660
took like a couple days off here and there for like the rage tour and a couple other things that we
01:16:53.420
did some of that but not a consistent time off kind of deal so by the time uh this rolled around
01:17:00.140
the beginning in december i was asking the boss like uh so what are you guys doing around christmas
01:17:03.980
time like you shut down like what's going on kind of deal right so then i found out like you know
01:17:08.380
they're uh doing a two-week shutdown like good i can use that time off no perfect man you look you
01:17:14.620
look like you're doing better actually like you look just more relaxed to me well yeah because i've been
01:17:21.180
sleeping well i've been able to like sleep in a bit like well i can't sleep in but today actually was
01:17:27.020
the most i've actually slept in a long time i didn't get up till about one o'clock but well
01:17:32.140
the other day my my old lady and my daughter they off at about nine o'clock in the morning
01:17:37.580
and i just was like oh fuck it i'm just gonna lay down for a bit and i went and turned on uh hardcore
01:17:42.940
history and like a six-hour episode and i just slept all day man just like i woke up at quarter to
01:17:52.620
four or something like that and it was just like oh man that was awesome yeah well that's the thing
01:17:58.380
is something you're but when your body needs the the rest you're it's gonna knock you out i know but
01:18:03.100
i'll see i'll see on uh the bigot hoff you'll be posted at 2 15. well that's 5 15 for you yeah
01:18:11.260
that's usually when i'm waking up and i'm i'm i'm posting at 3 15. so that's like my time 3 15.
01:18:19.180
you know i'll see yours and i'll be like ah the next post you know what i mean that's i wake up
01:18:24.540
early every day i can't sleep and not long well you usually yeah i'll uh yeah i'll be getting ready
01:18:30.060
for work and i'll pop in my phone and say good morning bigots that's then i put my phone away
01:18:34.700
and i don't usually look at it until okay at nine o'clock or whatever the case would be
01:18:38.940
how about you johnny what do you see they're like i didn't do a thing not a thing
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no do you eat any good food i just sat here and smoked cigarettes and hated hated everything i made
01:19:01.500
uh i had some top sirloin christmas that's what i had like a couple big fat top sirloins and ate those
01:19:10.620
myself and we had some strip ones for dinner tonight they were good man there's something
01:19:17.740
about barbecuing you can't you can't replace the flavor you get off of barbecue
01:19:22.700
yeah i mean i i i obviously because apartment i'm not allowed to have a barbecue but i do have the
01:19:33.740
the cast iron that's got like the grill marks in it and one thing i do love is just put a
01:19:38.620
fucking chunk of butter on there and then just slap a steak on it oh yeah i know that's the best
01:19:43.180
christmas oh it's fucking it's pretty good well we had a definitely yeah like we don't we don't do
01:19:50.780
shit at christmas like my family is retarded so you just sit at home and yell out my my
01:20:01.420
fucking brother's been misbehaving over the last few months and it was a bit of an awkward christmas
01:20:08.140
but we had my my dad's birthday was last night not last night the 30th and uh we went to his house
01:20:16.300
for his birthday party and my all my brothers were there except my one brother he's acting like an
01:20:22.300
asshole but my other brothers were there with all their kids so it was kind of cool because you know
01:20:27.980
right away i'm like ah fuck there's a whole bunch of people here it turns out it's my brothers and their
01:20:33.180
wives and their kids it was like oh that's okay it was all right and fun yeah no i just
01:20:41.900
fucking relaxed and didn't family shit's weird man family shit's always weird it is my parents are
01:20:48.860
getting old and you know what i gave my dad a big hug and you know he turned he turned 70 and i gave him
01:20:53.900
a big hug and you know love you and okay i think the fact like because my grandma passed in what
01:21:01.900
fucking october i miss her would have been the end of october or so and i think that with her gone
01:21:10.780
uh there is absolutely nobody left in the family that has any desire to gather
01:21:16.060
it's not the same without sarah man like we didn't share it on you nobody cares about sarah
01:21:22.220
that's not what we're talking about the grandparents johnny our our families my my uncle passed away and
01:21:30.060
our family fell apart basically there's some parts of our family that are together but the majority of
01:21:35.260
us are my grandparents same with me man like what's that fucking circle's broken but me and my cousin
01:21:40.780
have talked about it and we've said who's the one to do it my cousin says it's me that i'm the one
01:21:45.180
i'm supposed to do it but i'm like i don't know man like i don't like most of my family so
01:21:51.420
there definitely won't be anybody doing it in mine like uh
01:21:56.300
i i guess a prime example would have been my grandma's death but like take my mother and my
01:22:01.820
aunt as examples uh these are two women who have hated each other their whole lives uh they do some
01:22:08.380
weird disgusting to each other as soon as my grandma's about to die suddenly their
01:22:14.860
best friends they're living together um they're they're at the hospital all the time they're
01:22:20.140
telling the hospital staff that is abusive and is suffering from dementia and they're trying to push
01:22:27.580
him out of the picture so that they can get the power of attorney because these idiots think that
01:22:32.060
they smell some money right like that that is an example of the type of people i'm talking about
01:22:39.820
yeah but isn't isn't uh the passing of one's life so fucking ceremonialized like
01:22:50.140
everybody's waiting for somebody to die okay my mom my dad my my wife's mom my wife's dad like they're
01:22:56.780
elderly people and you know i i i loathe i fucking can't i fuck i dread the day they pass away not
01:23:05.900
so much because i dread losing them it's i dread the fucking that's going to come along
01:23:13.020
that's not the fucking siblings you know what i mean dude i've seen it you're preaching the choir
01:23:18.060
over here man i don't thought that ain't my family my my old lady is the executor on both
01:23:25.820
the estates and she's like oh man i want nothing for my family on either side on her side my side i'm
01:23:32.620
i'm just chris i'm gonna do my own fucking thing man i got i mean i ain't leaving well i'll leave
01:23:36.860
some fucking things to some people but they'll be not worth much right but the vultures come out
01:23:43.820
it's fucking embarrassing man it's like holy fuck like the vulture definitely knows what i'm talking
01:23:49.180
about because she knows exactly who the fuck i'm talking about i got a fucking uncle and uh that's
01:23:55.740
the wife that woman he married that's a weird connection my grandfather lost lost his shape
01:23:59.820
no you shut it you shut it that's the weird connection that me and leaf nurse have
01:24:05.740
oh okay oh yeah yeah happy new year leaf nurse we all lose our shit toilet
01:24:16.620
what the just happens what happened am i can you guys hear me still yeah you guys all sound fine
01:24:24.780
hey hey can you guys hear tom i can't hear him i can't hear tom tom's frozen but you can hear him
01:24:30.700
you still hear him yeah guys can still hear me though i hear he's gone no i hear him fine
01:24:43.180
the fuck get my camera turned off what the hell's going on here yeah
01:24:47.260
well he was like he wasn't moving though like his frame was frozen but you could still hear him
01:24:52.540
perfectly fine so his cameras jiggle your camera i was just with you tom when i said i couldn't hear
01:24:57.980
you could be his camera cord somebody that says can you hear me i always say no
01:25:06.300
yeah 100 but it's just weird like you were totally frozen but your audio was perfect
01:25:11.260
so uh joined your chat for a few minutes when we were camping yeah i know how did you make it
01:25:19.500
did you catch any fish or what no we didn't even fish we just drank beer we just drank beer
01:25:26.700
you can multitask catch fish and drink beer we're gonna head me and jan are thinking we're gonna head
01:25:31.660
back out this weekend for another camping first camping trip of 2025. i love a good shore lunch man i
01:25:37.660
haven't had a good shore lunch in a long time no we're gonna go out in the bush i'm gonna go buy
01:25:42.620
a new chainsaw in the morning and and uh we're gonna go gonna go camping you won't enable my camera
01:25:52.780
i don't know what's going on here i'm actually on the bottom there yeah i know i'm clicking
01:25:59.500
mine was doing the same thing you put just log out and log back just refresh yeah i think that's what i'll
01:26:04.620
do here that's what i had to do mine was doing the same thing weird when they're trying to get in
01:26:09.820
yeah it does do that sometimes there you go i'm just used to my shit he's back sort of oh there you
01:26:22.380
are back in the saddle again now that we got the tech issues figured out so can we see it hit by a train
01:26:31.180
or what hold on okay so i've actually got uh i sent johnny a clip of uh tesla yeah we already did that
01:26:37.660
oh tesla one okay yeah that was fox i have another clip here johnny i can send you it's um sean ryan
01:26:43.820
talking with the cia actually yeah go ahead right what sorry i didn't hear what you said i was gonna say
01:26:54.220
uh i was reading something where they're saying that that they might be trying to tie the tesla
01:27:01.660
truck in las vegas and the truck in new orleans they're trying to insinuate maybe that no i've seen
01:27:08.860
that yeah because in front of the tesla truck no i don't think so either but uh in front of the tesla
01:27:14.380
truck that exploded there's a white i don't think so either what kind of what kind of statement is it
01:27:19.100
the elon musk truck blows up in front of trump's hotel that is ironic though yes i found that quite
01:27:24.940
ironic yes foreshadowing right i think yeah um but one thing i find interesting that i think is going
01:27:31.820
to be happening in the united states is more terror attacks i don't think because this guy that was uh
01:27:36.140
shot on uh the other i guess it would have been today or last night in new orleans uh they've
01:27:42.060
confirmed that this guy's been working with apparently three other people and uh i don't know if you guys
01:27:47.900
see this i got a i got like explosives or something yeah like they were playing with
01:27:53.020
explode that like they got quote pipe bombs the whole j6 narrative um but this uh i've got a clip
01:27:59.580
here i'm gonna send it to you johnny it's sean ryan talking with uh a cia uh analyst and uh so i'm
01:28:06.700
just gonna send it to you uh here i've been watching sean ryan lately like he's got some good that last
01:28:11.900
guy he had the benghazi guy it was awesome tonto oh yes yeah have you ever watched that yeah i did
01:28:21.100
the odd thing is i watched that you ever seen this what's that i can't see the cover 13 hours yeah
01:28:28.460
that's what i just watched a couple weeks ago yeah yeah and then and then tonto's on sean ryan all
01:28:34.540
of a sudden yeah yeah and now all of a sudden the russians are going into benghazi for a base
01:28:42.300
hmm that's interesting yeah they're moving out of syria into into benghazi into libya you know what
01:28:49.180
i did i didn't think they'd give up that port i thought for sure they would fight for that port
01:28:54.380
i guess the russians are a little busy right now true but also i was wrong though because i was i was
01:29:00.860
quite adamant there for a while right that would that was russia's only warm water port i was wrong
01:29:05.100
they have i think like two or three more of them so around africa and places like what do you mean
01:29:09.820
warm water like in the mediterranean yeah a port that they can export and import all year round
01:29:15.020
whereas their ports in russia usually war on their cold water ports so they only got like they freeze up
01:29:21.420
yeah that's why they want access to the north they have their they have massive icebreakers and
01:29:30.220
shit they do travel through our north they through they travel through canada that's why they keep
01:29:36.620
planting canadian their russian flags and the chinese do it too i think they plant their little
01:29:42.060
flags up in our territory up north yeah they plant their flags right in toronto
01:29:49.260
faggots name's olivia chow yeah somebody's saying i can't remember who i might have been on someone
01:29:57.820
else's fucking show and they were talking about how canada already gave up our north to the states or
01:30:02.380
something like the rights to it and shit i don't man there's so many people buying into this 51st states
01:30:09.260
crap i know it's annoying it's very annoying it is dumb it almost seems like it's a soft sell
01:30:16.860
right well although i wouldn't mind seeing canada become a republic and with their own constitution
01:30:23.180
very close to the american constitution but we're canada yeah nothing i want to see no more
01:30:28.860
queen of my money right no more queen of my money no more monarchy no more governor general
01:30:33.900
no more wearing wigs in our supreme court off like off man i'm tired of this gay
01:30:41.180
ass royalty nonsense man the king the king the king can suck my dick we're canada
01:30:49.740
it's for canadians not about the king and royalty that doesn't even exist
01:30:54.140
it's a make-believe fantasy on honestly i think there's way bigger problems we need to resolve before
01:31:01.580
we even think i don't want to do any of those things it's make-believe fantasy bullshit no how
01:31:07.660
about we even americans love princess die right oh princess die they still have plates of her and
01:31:12.140
shit like even americans i love i love princess die chris it doesn't matter mark he's
01:31:18.620
i'm english relax me too it doesn't matter i know but that's not the problem the problem is we're
01:31:26.220
letting people now like that's where we have to stop immediately immediately no no 100 well in the
01:31:36.700
numbers especially right did you see that video of the rocksham road the other day like it was two
01:31:41.500
days ago i watched it and it was the black buddies there take yeah and the black truck pulls up and
01:31:47.180
then there's two chicks all of a sudden standing on the road that don't know where to go yeah because
01:31:51.100
they just dropped her them off yeah they're going into the states right from right there man boom are
01:31:57.980
they going into the states from canada or coming up from the states into canada no they were going
01:32:02.460
into the states and there were two indian chicks and they were obviously didn't know what the
01:32:07.100
to say they were getting arrested and and then the cops just let them go that's it let them go
01:32:13.340
well see that kind of makes me wonder like did you get that
01:32:16.620
click ahead johnny from with sean committed a crime they didn't committed a crime
01:32:23.180
yeah yeah i just i got that uh loaded up right now i was just waiting for yeah this is uh
01:32:30.300
you're here illegally you are committing a crime if i'm illegal in someone else's country
01:32:35.100
like who are you are you here if you can't produce your passport say uh blah blah now this
01:32:40.780
this uh this uh interview i took place i think just at the beginning of the syrian little uprising
01:32:49.980
or actually just before and i can't remember off the top of my head um but what this particular ci
01:32:55.340
analyst says when she says what just happened in new orleans and uh syria is pretty quite interesting
01:33:01.660
check it check it out will these attacks hype do you think these attacks will happen simultaneously
01:33:09.020
throughout the united states or will they be one day here next day here another one over here next
01:33:15.260
week so they want them coordinated i don't know if coordinated means all at the same time
01:33:19.500
or if coordinated means we do it monday we do it tuesday we do it wednesday we do it thursday we just
01:33:24.220
do five straight days i said but they want to coordinated what's coordinated mean and the other
01:33:27.820
argument we have does coordinated also mean u.s and europe at the same time and is europe all
01:33:33.180
coordinated at the same time so the when they say coordinated we don't know exactly what that means
01:33:37.420
so they could also be u.s and europe at the same time which is complicated do you think europe will
01:33:43.340
see mass casualties or did i mean earlier you kind of mentioned that you think that the that the primary
01:33:47.660
target in europe is still u.s embassies no that's for the wave so remember there's there's a wave of
01:33:53.100
embassy attacks but then there's this multi-coordinate attack it's completely separate wave of attacks
01:33:57.820
so they're going to get the same october 7 attack in europe as we're getting in the u.s
01:34:01.820
as planned right now anyway and they also so a thousand terrorists were supposedly trained for
01:34:06.540
the u.s and deployed and a thousand were supposedly trained for the europe attack and deployed the
01:34:11.100
embassy plots are completely different with completely different trained terrorists
01:34:17.980
man this is why haven't they hit yet because the training takes the time so for but they're here
01:34:24.460
they're here though okay they got here let me ask how long have they been here i'm not sure but if we
01:34:30.220
just do math quick okay israel they trained 500 terrorists right they got a longer timeline but
01:34:35.580
they were planning to train 500 in three months right two months so they're going to train 500 in
01:34:41.900
two months for israel so they can for israel they did it really quick but it would have been half-assed
01:34:45.580
they luckily end up with a year and a half but then remember i told you they had to train 10 000 for
01:34:49.660
syria and i think that gets completely ignored okay so they have this huge number and we just saw what
01:34:55.260
the effect of it right so the 10 000 for syria and some went to iraq became the priority and then we
01:35:02.460
think the homeland attackers were in there um and then that's training is done too if that makes sense
01:35:07.420
so they are training for multiple phases at the same time so it takes time to get through all the
01:35:12.060
training man this stuff scares the shit out of me what do you think okay you had mentioned earlier
01:35:18.860
you know we just got done talking about the significance of october 7th how many other dates
01:35:23.740
are there that could that it could potentially i mean if they're looking for that kind of you know
01:35:29.340
symbology or whatever you want to call it you know how many dates are we looking at is it too many to
01:35:35.500
are there too many significant dates throughout the 20 years that we were over there
01:35:39.260
that that we just we can't you know we can't do you know what i'm trying to say i know how many
01:35:45.420
dates are we looking at here yeah is it impossible is it 365 is every day of the year after 20 years
01:35:50.380
a potential date or are there some specific hard dates that you think that federal state local
01:35:56.620
government should be looking at sure well i think if we just talk about the october 7th investigation we
01:36:01.580
did we actually discussed three dates we discussed the significance of october 7th being the day we
01:36:06.380
started operation during freedom um remember when i said they started training in august they
01:36:10.940
actually started training on august 7th they chose august 7th because that was the anniversary of the
01:36:16.540
tanzania and kenya embassy bombings okay so they did choose even a historic date to start training okay
01:36:22.700
and then when you go to 9-11 you know the majority of americans i don't think the majority of the
01:36:26.940
u.s government knows why 9-11 was chosen you'll get these stupid theories it was start the school
01:36:30.460
year or 11 means all or something like that it basically it comes from 9-11 1922 and it was
01:36:37.020
basically kind of you know after the time of the british mandate and that was the first day
01:36:41.980
they basically took a westerner and said this westerner he ended up being a a british and jewish
01:36:47.980
you are in charge of kind of like this palestinian type of mandate and al-qaeda had cared about a date
01:36:53.900
from 1922 and that's why they chose 9-11 to attack us so no matter where you're watching sean
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01:37:22.700
red barn blue says gematria channels are saying trump gets unalived on june 6th
01:37:27.980
i wouldn't be surprised but whatever i don't at this point man honest really like the weird thing
01:37:36.620
is is some of that gematria stuff like it's when they figure out the numbers ahead of time instead
01:37:42.140
of afterwards but ahead of time and then shit happens on like roughly on the numbers or
01:37:48.300
close to it that's when you're just like wait a minute here like this is some weird
01:37:53.100
shit because i did i always thought this whole numbers game thing myself was like uh quite
01:37:58.940
weird like i didn't understand it and then i had it explained to me a little bit better and then shown
01:38:03.420
like in different examples i'm like oh okay this is interesting numerology
01:38:08.780
shit oh gematria numerology a lot of it's uh okay you've talked to uncle aaron haven't you
01:38:14.700
so yeah uncle aaron knows a lot about that shit man guys guys guys last january we were sitting in
01:38:21.900
this exact same spot the four of us i remember it clearly and uh something crawled out of the
01:38:29.340
fucking gutter you remember that no and we were all so fucking blown away but not really you know
01:38:36.460
we're all we all kind of like we weren't surprised there was a dirty kids mattress you know there's
01:38:42.780
jews coming out of the fucking new york city tunnels right what's that and but that was but that was
01:38:49.260
the that was the next wednesday actually weird i know but that was a surprise so what's what do you
01:38:55.020
guys predict they're going to be the fucking i don't think i know you can't i know the jews are so
01:39:03.900
crazy right like oh but they have they have everybody this is why i said they're a victim
01:39:10.460
right they're not a victim well yeah this is why i said earlier though i can't wait to see what the
01:39:15.820
writers have cooked up for 2025 because this has become some fucked up i i think i don't know if
01:39:21.020
it's a reality show i think we're gonna i think we're gonna find out all comedy all pizza pineapple
01:39:27.500
is raised in jew jewish rabbi fucking sperm or something fucking disgusting like that
01:39:33.500
don't fucking try to throw me off my apple on pizza i think 2025
01:39:39.260
i like my apple on my pizza fuck off man i think in 2025 i don't know a jew jizz doesn't belong now
01:39:46.540
you threw my apple on pizza that's some seriously fucked up shit um
01:39:50.540
jesus but i think in uh 2025 we're gonna see my this is my personal opinion um like yeah the usual
01:39:59.500
stuff jews are gonna do things like that right um but i think there's one thing that's gonna happen
01:40:05.740
this year that's gonna be significant that nobody's gonna forget and i think it's gonna be a
01:40:10.620
some type of uh natural disaster type of event and my prediction is the cascadia
01:40:15.900
yeah mighty i think you're right the cascadia fault line it's world war three
01:40:24.940
it's acting up big time right now right into my backyard if you watch like if you watch a lot of
01:40:32.460
the seismology reports the whole ring of fire looks like it's ready to go jason that man he's out there
01:40:37.260
right now it's okay that's okay man i'm prepared well he probably already knows about exactly what i'm
01:40:42.300
talking about then yeah i do i do yep we have i'm on vancouver island subduction zone so my
01:40:47.820
fucking my property is actually sliding right underneath the cascadia plate yeah that's exactly
01:40:53.660
what's happening yeah yeah yeah make sure you got a life track at least so here's the plate here's
01:40:59.980
island jason's house near exactly that is exactly what happened that's what that is exactly what
01:41:06.380
happening yep and it's moving it's moving inches per day like i'm not kidding you yeah they're
01:41:14.060
predicting uh well i don't think i'm sorry i gotta re not correct that it's not that i don't think they
01:41:19.820
said that they are predicting but like from some of the stuff that i've been watching and looking at
01:41:24.300
uh it's quite possible that there'd be a pretty massive quake on that in that uh oh they don't know
01:41:30.300
where though they don't know where in that particular zone because that zone goes like i
01:41:34.780
think like a couple hundred miles along the coastline about 100 miles off the coastline i think they said
01:41:43.100
no it's it's it's actually quite uh seattle's going down in august
01:41:48.300
i know seattle likes giving blowjobs so that could be accurate oh yeah seattle portland gone
01:41:54.540
underwater well no one's gonna miss that well okay so look look at this look at this mama coming
01:42:01.500
in hard with the astrology i would actually i would actually be surprised i'd actually be surprised if
01:42:07.820
seattle went in there i think it would actually gain elevation i think if anything we'll see a massive
01:42:14.220
subduction of vancouver island and you will we'll see vancouver basically go underneath vancouver
01:42:21.180
in which case there would probably be like 50 to 60 meter sea level rise on those on those low plane
01:42:28.300
lands because they're all soft so they'll just pop right up that's gonna fuck their shit right up
01:42:33.900
man now with with that being said okay so the cascadia and subduction zone that's a different
01:42:39.980
type of quake quake it's not like a place shifting like this it's actually they're going underneath and
01:42:44.780
on top of each other yeah but where the san andreas fault is which is just south of you by
01:42:49.660
five six hundred miles if that yeah um that's actually i wonder if that'll also be affected
01:42:55.500
as well from the vibrations because that's also a separate type of plate that moves like this but
01:42:59.580
that's also the same plate that's theorized that gonna break fucking california off but that might
01:43:04.460
be applying additional pressure to to our our plates right so that san andreas fault is under quite a bit of
01:43:13.820
sea bore and pressure because it's pushing against the north american plate yeah and and i think that
01:43:19.740
radiates north that pressure i think that's actually what's accelerating our
01:43:26.700
it won't be pearl harbor but it'll be a 30 meter sea level drop in in uh because it is a ripple effect
01:43:36.860
though you're right jason it is a ripple effect right so like say like say if you got like the ocean pushing
01:43:42.540
in with all the pressure on san andreas creating all that pressure it's going to move that pressure
01:43:46.940
along the fault lines and then get up into the cascade and start causing a lot of that but they're
01:43:51.340
like but also that's been moving for quite some time though but again all this has been moving for
01:43:56.140
quite some time so see what i think will happen though is the west side of vancouver island will
01:44:01.500
actually elevate in the air as it goes underneath the vanc you know as it goes underneath vancouver it'll
01:44:08.860
actually elevate the side that i'm on so i'll be okay for at least a couple hours a couple hours
01:44:17.900
a koala mama says there's koala mama says saturn moving into aries into may in may same placement
01:44:24.780
as world war ii vietnam and on some of it that's interesting that's an that's very interesting
01:44:30.460
that freaks that freaks you out as you're smoking your 30th cigarette today
01:44:45.100
right now butterbucker i think a lot of things a lot of things freak chris out to be fair but
01:44:51.180
all right i find stuff like that though myself fascinating right because i've always found it
01:44:59.020
fascinating because again if you go back in time if you go back in time like world war ii vietnam and
01:45:04.700
different times throughout history there have there was particular uh star alignments and planet well
01:45:10.140
and look at look at the it was in uh max uh solar maximum the poles just flipped in the sun apparently
01:45:21.180
i just heard about that today yeah yeah yeah yeah it was a polar flip like we're south north when
01:45:28.620
north went south well on the sun on the sun it was a polarity flip it was a magnetic polarity flip on the
01:45:34.860
sun yeah it happens a lot uh well not like consistently constantly uh but the sun it has been spitting off
01:45:42.940
some serious uh activity though uncle kenny's probably losing we're all just living inside
01:45:49.260
some sort of fucking game console so uncle kenny thinks we're in the flat earth and we're we're all
01:45:56.380
fucking retards for thinking that yeah well uncle kenny's not wrong uncle kenny's not wrong because
01:46:02.220
the flat part of it is the disc that they put into the game is always wrong i watched this documentary the
01:46:08.300
other day um talking about how earth is not like round it's actually like snowman shaped and there's
01:46:14.060
like these other parts that they don't want us going about with all these land masses and the weird
01:46:24.540
speaking to retards here's here's zach he's pulling us in
01:46:27.820
some of us are retards yeah hi how's it going zach hey zach i watched your show i watched your show
01:46:39.740
after you probably after you posted it good show bud
01:46:50.380
no he just had a review he had a review of 2024 but you know it's been a good year for us guys
01:46:57.580
you know what i mean we've all been podcasting and we've had some good shows this year and we've
01:47:03.100
been meeting in real life and stuff too yeah no but a lot of us are meeting irl yeah as best we can
01:47:10.140
right like yeah hey i can i consider a phone call from you chris is being an irl meetup in some ways
01:47:16.620
i was gonna call you before this man but i was watching that fucking movie it was a good movie man
01:47:21.500
i was gonna call you and say we're doing this but i didn't really feel it's like
01:47:25.180
you can call me but i probably wouldn't answer anyway so it doesn't matter right exactly i figured
01:47:30.860
that the numbers on uh speaking of streaming uh the numbers on uh my stream last saturday with uh
01:47:37.020
the base maidens and zach was on there too fucking on rumble we're pretty good they're
01:47:41.820
they're sitting at like 1400 i was like holy shit i can't find that i wanted to go back and watch it
01:47:46.540
man i couldn't find it it's on rumble i deleted it off youtube oh i looked in rumble i couldn't find
01:47:51.900
it on rumble man i can't find any of your shit on actually we were providing some director's cut
01:47:57.100
commentary that's what we were doing yeah you guys that's right yeah oh yeah yeah we were spying on
01:48:03.180
you we're stalking your channel like ah we're gonna watch some of this well i think we should
01:48:11.340
i want to do a morning i want to do a morning channel uh morning show maybe a couple times a week
01:48:18.300
but i'd like you guys to be participants in it yeah i'd like to share like i noticed chris has been
01:48:24.220
doing some morning shows and uh maybe we could maybe we could split the days up and you know do
01:48:31.180
have something every morning for somebody right like if just people listen to the work and
01:48:37.420
exactly exactly exactly yeah that's what i mean there's no reason we can't just do one it's like
01:48:44.220
us in the morning but you gotta play some tunes that because you can't play tunes on youtube man
01:48:49.100
they won't let you but no we can't on rumble yeah we can't on rumble yeah i don't know if you're
01:48:54.540
listening to work you don't need to play i know they want to hear some fucking tunes once in a while
01:48:58.620
like roller coaster of love hey chris uh hey chris on your facebook messenger i sent you the link to my
01:49:06.460
rumble channel cool you know you don't have to do it but i don't have to do it so why wouldn't it
01:49:13.180
let me see your stuff it's not let me see your stuff did you check the on the the right hand
01:49:18.380
or sorry the left hand side of the screen the three uh everybody that's live or it just because
01:49:23.100
usually a lot of the channels that you subscribe to will be along the left hand side of the screen
01:49:27.020
like when you when you click on the home button it'll bring you to your home screen kind of deal
01:49:31.340
where you see people's videos and stuff like that but if you look at the left and you scroll down
01:49:36.060
you'll see a lot of the channels that you're subscribed to and it'll say if some of them are
01:49:41.100
live or whatever the case may be or not you'll see it sometimes you'll see it in there but anyway
01:49:46.460
i sent you the link to to my rumble channel anyway so well i'll check it out after if i check
01:49:51.660
it out now i'll hit buttons and i'll eat myself probably it would be a bad thing but it's a nice
01:50:00.060
even number here so hey except there you go red barn blue red barn blue i put my uh
01:50:05.500
channel link in there in the chat that's that's what i miss is pete's show too man i mean pete had a
01:50:11.260
guess i was gonna say that yes jason that was exact that's what we need to replicate because right
01:50:16.620
there's so so many of us who are who are just sitting around in the morning drinking coffee and
01:50:21.100
yeah but why not why not started it i mean it really wouldn't be that difficult to do
01:50:30.620
no but that was that was his thing but it's like all we would have to do in that in that instant
01:50:39.020
right but all we would have to do is just use rumble first of all yeah
01:50:44.700
yeah and we can play whatever the fuck we want right any music any fucking video whatever
01:50:51.820
we could we could technically have a song playing in the background right now while we talk right
01:50:57.180
for sure yeah zach like yeah in the morning man like pete show was awesome in the morning it was
01:51:03.340
great but the thing is is if uh if we can use a stream yard account which chris already has which
01:51:11.180
you could just give us in a uh and uh access to because i believe you get two two streams
01:51:20.380
but then we could uh stream it through stream yard which is better i think than rumble studio
01:51:27.500
but rumble studio isn't that bad i mean it's working fine now
01:51:32.300
i don't know i don't i don't really mind rumble studio i think it's just people when you're trying
01:51:36.220
to get guests on it they're they have a hard time getting on that's the only thing i don't like about it
01:51:47.740
and and you know what you could just if you want to stream to youtube just restream a shared link of
01:51:53.820
the page right like just that's what i've been doing on my part on my live streams is just restreaming
01:52:05.020
yeah i don't know man i try to keep things simple like i'm running analog here i got a
01:52:09.020
a fucking microphone i just i like using a microphone and i'm running i'm running through
01:52:12.540
my app you want my old app and my fucking speaker so i can hear you guys over there that's that's
01:52:17.660
where i hear that's where you guys come from right over there speakers right i'm old school keep it
01:52:22.700
fucking simple for fuck's sake i got i got headphones on my finger tips yeah well like awesome and i got
01:52:39.580
that's actually one of my favorite floyd songs that's a good one yeah that's funny
01:52:43.580
remember those days man like i'm gonna do it when we when we had 13 channels you just
01:52:55.180
watch i mean you're still our parents are still doing that though remember the days when we had a
01:53:01.100
suitcase under the window by the left and if you open it up you'd find my favorite axe
01:53:05.500
oh you're you're going fucking deep that's the lyrics to the song i know you are i know it is
01:53:15.820
i am not surprised you know that it's one like i said it's one of my favorite floyd songs
01:53:21.660
i love pink floyd i've been listening to pink floyd for ages well ever since i was a little kid
01:53:26.620
yeah me too i remember being just little little tiny fucking tiny but like
01:53:31.740
young kid my mom would be listening to pink floyd animals and the song dogs will come on and you can
01:53:36.060
hear the dogs barking in the background i'd be like where the fuck are the dogs coming from my
01:53:45.420
good musicians i i don't think they're so uh or laced david waters i don't think he's he's uh
01:53:52.700
on our side these days but roger waters roger waters is actually in some ways more based
01:53:59.740
than what people thought including myself um david gilmore yeah he's he's uh he's an establishment
01:54:07.100
hack yeah all right but uh roger waters he's uh because back in a few years back i was kind of like
01:54:16.380
waters man like come on guys like just keep it to the fucking music come on um but some of the
01:54:22.220
shit he's been going on about lately and he's been spot on so it's like okay well i guess you are
01:54:27.500
kind of bass so all right i'll give you that bring the boys back home but david gilmore he's
01:54:35.580
he's an establishment hack very tough no i didn't know that's fine no but like that song bring the
01:54:41.420
boys back home imagine if all those gravestones that were over there in flanders were here in
01:54:45.500
canada so that our kids could see that on school trips and shit here and see how many men went and
01:54:51.660
died wouldn't that be different bring the boys back home is not a bad idea we should repatriate
01:54:57.020
all of our soldiers and bring them back here and don't worry chris with the new versions of
01:55:01.100
facebook meta coming out all they got to do is just create an ai version of it you just put this
01:55:05.020
fucking thing on your face and you just walk through and you can actually walk through
01:55:07.980
flanders fields it's fair actually we were talking a little bit last night when uh dustin was on like
01:55:15.660
the fact that ai is pretty much going to replace jobs like it pretty much is at a point where
01:55:22.300
like take a marketing department for a corporation is no longer really you don't even need to staff it
01:55:29.020
why would you want to ai is better you could grok that shit fucking all day long man
01:55:35.020
right yeah but that's what i mean like it's now it's now allowing it so that somebody with zero talent
01:55:41.500
can just do whatever they want now see you know what's funny though is we thought
01:55:48.220
but we we thought it was robots you know that we're going to be nailing boards together that was
01:55:53.340
no we're going to be the slaves to the ai that's all it'll be anything they can't do eventually
01:56:01.340
see everybody thinks it's going to be like terminator no it's going to be a little bit of a hell first
01:56:05.500
and then it'll be like terminator it's kind of looking that way a little bit yeah
01:56:13.340
i started watching that movie civil war today it sucks yeah yeah i i haven't seen it i watched it
01:56:21.580
a year ago now and also that other that new alien movie romulus
01:56:26.220
it fucking sucks it's so bad it's so like we were trying to watch uh squid games too and i told
01:56:37.340
my old lady i said no man i heard it's woke as fuck i looked on the woke meter and it was like
01:56:43.020
97 percent woke or something we watched the first 45 minutes of the first movie or whatever the first
01:56:51.500
season it was ridiculously stupid so we're just like fuck it it's painful i didn't even see any
01:56:57.660
woke no it's funny that there's a woke meter now it's starting right off you guys pissing right
01:57:03.980
the hop boom right in your face do you guys catch yeah but i won't even watch a movie without checking
01:57:08.780
it on google just just google woke meter this movie and boom it'll tell you oh yeah oh this is woke
01:57:15.260
i just watched i just watched michael collins i highly recommend it go watch michael collins
01:57:21.420
lord snapping jesus time everybody it'll get your fucking blood going man if anything gets your blood
01:57:26.380
going that movie will get your blood going have you seen the new beetle juice yet jason no it's not
01:57:32.460
bad it was all right didn't ruin any childhoods for me anyway well you know what maybe i would be
01:57:37.180
interested in seeing it just came out oh fuck what was it oh gladiator 2 oh yeah yeah you know
01:57:44.220
movies i actually re-watched uh because they're great movies uh the sicario movies one and two oh
01:57:49.580
yeah did you watch those i i started watching it i can't get into it because the translations like
01:57:55.900
subtitles but true yeah but like it's a they're very very good in detail that how uh the u.s federal
01:58:03.580
government like the cia and how how it works domestically with cartels against cart like it's
01:58:08.940
fucking really well done movie and so uh what actually prompted me to start to watch those
01:58:14.060
two movies again was uh it's apparently they're doing a third one i'm like oh because it's a great
01:58:19.580
story it's actually fun once you give once you give zach a link get him in here yeah
01:58:27.340
i haven't i haven't seen am i racist and please come and tell us about it right i've heard about it i
01:58:33.020
thought i think i heard yeah i haven't seen it am i racist i think it's behind a paywall i've seen
01:58:40.860
clips of it but if you laugh at this movie there it's a good chance that you're a racist blazing
01:58:48.140
saddles oh i love that movie it's a fucking classic that's the best man for a g for a g movie mel brooks
01:58:56.620
told you but oh yeah oh yeah well remember the scene in uh robin hood men in tights where he plays
01:59:04.140
the rabbi snipping off fucking penis the fucking foreskins yeah why
01:59:13.180
i've seen clips of that movie i never watched it i might have watched it once when it came out
01:59:18.940
it was like fuck like for fuck's sakes man figures getting introduced to racism as a young
01:59:26.540
kid watching blazing saddles by of all people a jew yeah but when did zach become such a fucking
01:59:34.860
pussy he's doing a live stream for gaming oh come on oh is that where people watch other people play
01:59:46.380
video games i guess i guess uh chris burke i noticed it on x actually there uh a couple hours
01:59:54.220
ago he uh he actually did a live stream i'm just kidding zach i'm just giving you busting your balls
02:00:01.500
uh he's got a radical no i can see why zach is actually doing that because i remember him talking
02:00:06.700
about his uh his plan with it back a few months ago and also burke chris burke he actually popped up
02:00:14.300
on x there a couple hours ago that he was actually on war zone and he was streaming war zone i guess
02:00:19.180
i think it was like yeah yeah yeah yeah hey do you see chris burke's uh one year transformation photos
02:00:26.940
oh my god ben yeah what how amazing is that he's like half the fucking size it's incredible
02:00:33.100
and i have a diagonal crew going in grand theft auto online
02:00:36.300
oh nice there's nobody in it but me but i i that's one game that i haven't really i haven't
02:00:46.380
really touched the online for that at all but what grand theft auto so chris i think it's it yeah
02:00:52.780
oh it's great so chris it's not exactly trains but somebody out there liked you because they just sent
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me this oh my god what the oh oh oh no oh terrible they film it like a music video or something like
02:01:17.660
is that a strike anyway no you're right i think it was i don't think anybody was
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that's it you're right zach uh seriously zach says here seriously if a dag starts hardcore
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streaming i know i agree it would be a big market yeah yeah i know but all right
02:01:34.140
the thing is you gotta keep it cool you gotta keep it reasonable and we're not looking for the hitler
02:01:42.060
no i know if you want if you want to keep something that's that's going to keep functioning you can't be
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streaming other copyrighted content i'm just saying no but we do need to reach the attention
02:01:54.780
of the young white kids that they're going to say hey you can do what you can do which you can do
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without without copyright yeah you just have to be smart about it they don't don't yeah we can't
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a gaming stream that can do though that's the thing right like you're not going to get copyright
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for a gaming stream because it happens all the time well not a gaming stream but who's gonna
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who cares about a gaming stream kids that's it if you want to if you want to attract the youth
02:02:21.260
that's where they are yeah yeah like when it comes to the zoomers that a lot of the zoomers are uh
02:02:30.460
so yeah yeah you just got to watch what you're saying some games now and there are future
02:02:37.820
actually modern warfare is going to be like just dropping bombs on your head from a drone that's
02:02:41.980
what you're going to it already is it already is yeah we'll see the xbox network itself oversees
02:02:48.460
all the chats so like even so like for instance call of duty will have its own network going to
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overseeing it but then overseeing that on top of it is also xbox itself so like if you're like if
02:02:59.420
you're on call of duty console calling somebody a faggot then you jump over onto grand theft auto
02:03:04.220
online call somebody a faggot and then go on to whatever other game online calls somebody a faggot
02:03:08.700
the x but the xbox servers themselves will catch that and then what happens you get kicked off man
02:03:15.420
well if you get enough complaints against you yeah you'll get your uh
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i've even heard they've gone so far as that some of the
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online games are actually like devs like they're the developers that are just like in there
02:03:29.980
listening yeah i wouldn't i've always uh suspected that myself i remember years ago oh go ahead
02:03:39.580
once you get kicked out like can you just rejoin under a different name that's how you do it no
02:03:44.780
because it recognizes your ip address oh it's ip what if it's your brother yeah
02:03:51.980
whatever it's like i mean there's ways around it obviously like you would eventually like if you get
02:03:57.500
a vpn or you get like a different console or there's ways around it but it is a huge headache
02:04:03.660
though if if you do get banned right like for sure especially because like you lose your account and
02:04:09.820
everything that went with that um so yeah but it's it's rough because like gaming is like some of the most
02:04:18.700
toxic chat in the world oh is it ever like it's terrible terrible the things that get over that
02:04:28.060
oh yeah i i i myself have contributed of course um i know you yeah actually there there was a time uh
02:04:39.260
when the pandemic hit i learned that there was like actual hockey leagues for the nhl games
02:04:44.300
and i this is when i decided that i had to join the league that was 30 plus uh because i was in a
02:04:52.940
lobby and what i didn't know is that one of the other players in this lobby was like a 16 year old girl
02:05:02.140
and me and this like fucking 21 year old guy are talking about our tinder conquests and you know it's not
02:05:09.180
in a very flattering light we'll say because again i'm under the assumption everybody in this lobby is
02:05:16.460
an adult and everybody is a man if you have to meet them in person yeah stop yeah it was really funny
02:05:24.300
because it got we got to a point where it got fucking super fucking bad and then all of a sudden you just
02:05:31.820
see that person left the fucking chat group and somebody mentions it to me like fucking yeah like
02:05:39.740
that was that was a 16 year old girl i'm like why the fuck didn't anybody say anything before
02:05:45.180
like you fucking you let me fucking go on like that and they're like somebody mentioned that she's
02:05:50.220
a lesbian i was like well if she wasn't she is now
02:05:52.620
my motto is don't don't do anything that's inappropriate around kids and then you're
02:06:02.300
fine you know what i mean you have to know that they're not to man i don't smoke joints i try to
02:06:07.740
hide my joints from my neighbors and but the kids i'll be out there for for a while
02:06:13.500
go kids see the other joint oh the kids show up want to hang out and let's go can we do s'mores
02:06:19.180
like oh fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck it's like no it's like you can be in the middle of nowhere
02:06:26.060
in northern ontario go take a piss someone will be there if you ever walk in the woods go take a
02:06:32.540
piss someone they've had eavesdroppers on the uh online gaming platforms ever since the launch of the
02:06:39.500
online gaming platforms yeah i believe so they have i mean really anything that allows you to speak like
02:06:45.340
i i mean obviously it's somewhere it's just a matter of whether or not they're
02:06:49.020
actually listening to you or not but it's there and available for them i believe i was uh a couple
02:06:55.020
of times a part of being listened to yeah i was and that's how i know for a fact that they do listen
02:07:00.460
to the online platforms in the chat rooms and stuff like that yeah they do yeah of course they do
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everyone here right now i'm sorry to bring it to you everybody here right now they have a file on
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it i'm not fucking kidding if i don't have a file i should be ashamed of myself
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ai just scrubs it man they just exactly there's a file on us guys i'm not even if you were worried
02:07:27.820
about it you would be on here especially if they've watched my antics in grand theft auto online for the
02:07:32.540
past years it's been online yeah yeah they know what they know what time you jerk off every day
02:07:38.780
you know you have for breakfast like they're watching through your camera we should know what
02:07:43.340
they have for breakfast that's what i'm trying that's what i'm saying like why don't we have
02:07:47.820
files on them like make politicians afraid again why don't we do that i don't understand it's not
02:07:53.340
ball it's not politicians man oh we know who it is it's more than politicians oh they're just the
02:07:58.540
front room yeah they're trying to get laws passed so we can't make them fucking afraid
02:08:05.100
remember the doggies they got little doggies need to be put in their fucking kennel again remember that
02:08:10.540
wasn't that like a couple months back one of the politicians was wanting to put table some
02:08:14.140
fucking bill to have it where it was a crime to like walk up to a politician call him a dickhead or
02:08:18.220
some of that yes well no i think that's something that they're just talking about now because
02:08:22.540
went up to trudeau oh yeah yeah yeah yeah all right okay if you're if you're gonna take the job
02:08:31.980
of prime minister then i don't give a fuck you have to put up with if somebody sees you in public
02:08:38.140
and they want to express their displeasure that they are most certainly allowed to do so bring up
02:08:48.940
that's gonna stay up a little while that's gonna stay up a little while
02:08:52.380
enjoy the show you want to see something i'm winking at you i'm not winking at you schmidt house pod
02:09:18.540
double deck guy only had one he'd be fucking schmidt house yeah right check this out
02:09:28.460
i figure just because sarah's not here we we can't have at least gotta have a stream that at least
02:09:33.260
mentions at once well buddy of mine once answered the door for jehovah so they used to wake him up
02:09:38.460
on sunday mornings and saturday mornings and he's all hung over my buddy johnny i call him johnny crash
02:09:44.860
too i need two johnny crashes but this guy got eaten by his own dog so he looked like he'd get
02:09:50.300
by his own dog 300 some odd stitches anyways full of scares it's pickle anyways what you gonna do
02:09:57.020
so this guy fucking would answer the door for uh jehovah's on a saturday morning in his briefs
02:10:05.180
and he'd open up the door and he's like and they'd bring their kids with them and
02:10:08.140
shit he didn't give a fuck he'd just open the door like he'd be like hey how you doing
02:10:12.300
and they'd shake his hands and he'd let them in he'd invite them in have a cup of tea and
02:10:21.260
fucking sitting in his underwear scratching his balls like why would you bring kids around for that
02:10:28.140
are you retarded yes apparently they're oh that's hilarious yeah i don't know i don't get it but i did
02:10:38.140
i the about the only thing i did like about the jehovah's witness the whole idea there is the
02:10:43.260
amount of money that you save by not celebrating holidays absolutely you know what i always found
02:10:51.500
was going to logging camp right before valentine's day i'd say more than fucking you know the gecko would
02:10:59.180
save me make sure yeah make sure you make sure yeah the gecko got the gecko make sure you're logging
02:11:08.700
camp when you when valentine's day comes around
02:11:16.380
we doing jason you got a good cook on don't you right now no i'm playing poker at the same time
02:11:22.460
oh that's what you're doing man over there playing poker fuck off um listen focus i got
02:11:28.380
shit to do over here we're talking to serious thank you man i've got fucking
02:11:32.300
shit going on here man more important stuff what is it oh let me guess texas hold them
02:11:38.460
yep for fuck's sakes man of all the poker games that are out there you've got to play that same
02:11:43.660
stupid yankee fucking game god damn texas hold them's easy though because it's quick 40 years
02:11:51.500
yeah i can play texas hold them seven card five card i can i can play a bunch of different uh and three
02:11:57.820
and uh also um uh three card poker but texas texas hold them is good because it's quicker
02:12:04.860
it it it just moves faster black jack's faster i was doing some three cards
02:12:12.140
black jack's way faster than texas hold them just go get yeah but the thing is with blackjack you
02:12:16.620
know your odds are garbage compared to oh you can double down
02:12:20.380
you can fucking double double down i've always told my odds are better at
02:12:23.980
i'd hold them than they were at blackjack there's more there's more you have more control in poker
02:12:37.980
back when i used to play cards i i used to be able to card count uh the euchre deck because there's only
02:12:42.940
24 cards on the euchre deck yeah so i was able to used to be able to figure out what was in everybody's
02:12:47.900
hands just by the cards that they're laying down and it was like yeah but then uh then you have
02:12:53.260
table talk right no especially no if you if you don't say no you just know yeah exactly you don't
02:13:00.460
say nobody i'm going to know what to play diamonds diamonds diamonds oh hearts ah yeah hearts hearts
02:13:12.060
there's no table talk a lot anyway so and clubs would get smacked out in the neck and the leg i
02:13:19.180
hate playing cards now though that's the thing i like i'll play like texas hold them or something
02:13:25.100
like that in a video game like in grand theft auto or something like that but like i i don't know i i
02:13:31.180
still don't mind i'll up like uh in the summer my buddy came down from montreal i went over to his
02:13:36.220
uncles and we were playing some three card poker that was uh i just played i just played free
02:13:42.780
free poker it's just online well i was originally not gonna play right i was like whatever i got
02:13:49.660
there late anyway so i was like i'm not gonna play and then my buddy looks at me he's like
02:13:53.820
off here i'll i'll lend you some cash let's golf i'm like all right whatever by the time
02:13:59.900
i done paying him back i still made like 150 bucks that night i was like yeah there you go
02:14:06.300
i'll take that but it's pretty good for not wanting to even play but but like we me and my buddy would
02:14:14.220
fucking play partners and even if we switch partners it doesn't matter like we knew the signals
02:14:20.540
so it didn't matter like both sides were fucking cheating it's like we're still talking cards here
02:14:26.380
right when everybody has amazing hands like holy that's a great hand how did you get that if you
02:14:32.780
don't the whole game was different because you had to catch someone cheating if you couldn't catch
02:14:37.820
them cheating they'd be you had to keep playing right yeah like if you lost if you got caught cheating
02:14:45.740
right basically and now the game's now you're fine oh yeah michigan knows what i'm talking about
02:14:51.660
you can count uh they can kind of euchre deck as well yeah it's easy there's only 24 cars it's four
02:14:57.100
players yeah five cards right there's a lot there's people that go around and cheat at euchre tournaments
02:15:02.380
like we we hope we held a euchre tournament at crossroads it's a biker bar in hamilton
02:15:08.220
and michelle started it and then it got taken over by you know you know how it goes and then all now
02:15:14.460
all of a sudden now it's all the other people from outside coming in and they you had professional
02:15:20.220
cheaters who go around and go to bars just for that reason so they can cheat and take your money
02:15:26.140
and fucking go off in the sunset right hustlers it sucks i mean i'm gonna say i'm gonna say goodnight
02:15:33.660
boys uh i'm gonna hit the sack but uh all right man good night hope you guys have a happy 2025 and uh
02:15:42.140
yeah well how do i leave this fucking thing jason man listen you had a request let's play a song let's
02:15:49.100
play a song for jason as he walks out what song would be waylon jennings and it would be uh
02:15:58.860
i've always been crazy that's a good one there you go yeah jamie pull that up i've always been crazy but it's kept me from going
02:16:10.860
okay well one because it was coming okay come on john he's only got one request he's leaving man
02:16:20.060
it's what i've always been crazy same as my tattoo
02:16:27.740
what song i've always been crazy it's called yeah it's a little slow at start
02:16:37.420
oh well then we'll skip through it and get the fast bird
02:16:47.900
i doubt it jason good to see you man happy new year bud yeah happy new year to you man
02:16:53.180
happy new year tom happy new year johnny yeah man happy new year man
02:16:59.900
that's hard to believe it's hard to believe we're going into multiple years together
02:17:03.420
hey like this is oh yeah we've known each other for a little while i was watching a new year stream
02:17:07.980
from last year last night i know it means you guys are all on it yeah i know it's weird
02:17:14.700
okay man i'm out of here i gotta get some done are you still here
02:17:18.140
for fuck's sake falling asleep at the desk here it's not even
02:17:26.060
fuck go to bed man put your head to bed everybody wait for my song sleep sleep sleep
02:17:33.500
sleep jason sleep i'm fucking waiting for it up here i'm waiting for my song
02:17:38.380
i'll be right back it's my song it's my song you will play it play that fucking song
02:17:48.540
you know what i was supposed to be playing so i don't know it's okay it's okay man i can play it on
02:18:06.860
myself but hey good night all right jason good night man well i did that's why i'm confused
02:18:15.900
uncle kenny is that it's sharing that's why i need to leave is because i need to get drunk
02:18:21.500
and pass out you are going to pass out here but no i'm definitely going to pass out there's no doubt
02:18:27.740
about that but i doubt i'll get drunk before i pass out but i think you're pretty much better than
02:18:32.860
ever doing that no no man no i definitely need more alcohol but i'm probably not gonna be able
02:18:38.140
to drink it before i go to sleep hey you're good for about one more and then you're done man
02:18:43.820
no i think i think it's i don't think it's alcohol i think it's probably the little marriage oh that
02:18:49.260
shit will fuck you up too yeah holy fuck yeah does it ever yeah what's me okay good night i say good
02:18:56.220
mixer yeah right good night i thought he'd never leave i'm just kidding
02:19:05.820
i love jason now your camera's a potato again johnny wait now it's starting to
02:19:12.140
yeah no it's cousin it's cousin oh where'd he go he yeeted himself i know he's hitting buttons
02:19:20.620
don't hit the fucking buttons john i'm telling you man it's not a good idea so he started hitting
02:19:25.340
buttons shit fucks up yeah yeah man because now it looks weird i eat myself couples i'm
02:19:32.860
ah fuck i have no business doing any of this shit now shit just looks weird the
02:19:37.740
fuck's going on oh my god i don't know like hey i can like give me a wet willy oh you get your headphones on
02:19:45.260
oh let's do some space talking space talking all right
02:20:01.500
we need supervision we're a fucking sarah god damn it
02:20:04.780
it's weird come on where the hell is sarah i did finally get island jason's song i just got the audio
02:20:20.540
who cares that's fine i need a beer all right back oh yeah
02:20:38.620
i mean name is not allowed oh what's going on i don't know this is all i guess i'm not gonna play
02:20:57.900
i don't understand why it's not actually loading
02:21:00.140
i take it back rumble studio okay kind of sucks sometimes
02:21:12.060
there it is there we go now we're good i think what to bring up clips
02:21:17.180
no it just keeps coming up i'm like trying to load it up it just says name is not allowed
02:21:21.660
what do you what do you mean name is not allowed what the fuck does that mean
02:21:24.620
no the only time i've used rumble studio is when i've been on with you guys
02:21:30.300
or when jason was used it uh zach he doesn't even use it he uses restream
02:21:41.420
okay i rename it while i'm doing this probably no way
02:22:00.620
i don't i i've never seen it say name not allowed that's weird i don't even like
02:22:07.340
what are you trying to name something and we'll let you use the name
02:22:12.060
no i'm trying to upload the like i download out there it is yeah that's weird oh i think because
02:22:17.420
the title of the song had like apostrophes and shit i think that's what it was
02:22:21.100
oh that's well that's like in the actual file oh let's see if i do that can i control how loud that is
02:22:37.180
i've always been crazy in the trouble that it's put me through
02:22:55.820
i'm but i can say i've never very intentionally hurt anyone
02:23:07.660
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone.
02:23:16.760
I've always been different with one foot over the line.
02:23:40.060
I'm telling you, Michelle, the deal's still on the table.
02:23:43.180
Why am I in the fucking big fucking section over here?
02:24:12.040
I'm like fucking around, and I don't know, for whatever.
02:24:20.000
No, it's because I had to fucking go out and come back in.
02:24:26.220
Fucking shifted everything around, so now we get fucking Dark Chris as the fucking...
02:24:38.080
Yeah, because on stream there, you can switch them all around, right?
02:25:08.520
See, if Sarah was here, she'd have the big square.
02:25:17.920
Well, like, if Sarah was here and if all four of us were on the screen, there'd be four
02:25:31.560
Actually, it's fun right now because she can't even comment, which is fantastic.
02:25:40.560
I mean, she claims that she's watching, but, like, she can't even comment, right?
02:25:45.620
Like, Sarah, type in the chat that you're not gay to prove that you're not gay.
02:26:05.100
Freezone's going to get us another phone call here in a minute.
02:26:10.960
I could already predict it, and I quote, fuck you, Johnny.
02:26:34.180
Well, he's got a home phone, but he doesn't have a cell phone, though.
02:26:43.080
I haven't had, like, a landline in fucking, I don't know how long, actually.
02:27:04.600
That's why I love that it has a handy decline button.
02:27:18.140
That tells me that where I stand on your totem pole.
02:27:22.000
Like, if you call me at home, there's a good chance I might not be there.
02:27:28.420
If you have a phone on you, you are automatically required to answer it.
02:27:33.700
I remember I used to call my friend Jimmy all the time.
02:27:51.440
I would make sure to leave the most retarded shit.
02:28:20.760
So, he wouldn't be able to answer his phone at all.
02:28:37.640
I just thought you could use a little music in your life.
02:29:27.880
Something worth oh, knowing about at least twice.
02:29:33.340
Before he can tell us what he's oh, knowing about.
02:30:50.700
I'm wondering if he was maybe trying to share screen and if I could boot him somehow.
02:31:02.040
Especially if you're not used to using this platform, right?
02:31:05.500
Yeah, it's it's it's definitely trickier than StreamYard.
02:32:11.980
Like I was so tempted to play this one video on YouTube, but it's like fucking half an hour
02:32:24.400
And they did like a little fucking Zoom meeting.
02:32:30.020
So it's kind of like impractical jokesters or whatever that show is, where it's like the
02:32:35.440
other guys are putting them up to doing things.
02:32:38.060
So in this instance, they are pitching companies to people to see if they can get investors.
02:32:49.200
One team creates the proposal for the other team and vice versa.
02:32:53.820
And then they have to present it in this Zoom call meeting.
02:32:58.080
And it is absolutely fucking hilarious because it's like it's racist as shit.
02:33:13.020
Does either team know what each other is writing?
02:33:20.700
I don't even give a shit because it's hilarious.
02:33:33.220
I'm going to try it in a different window, though, because last time when I did it in
02:34:24.540
Oh, you'll have to wait for a new one to pop up.
02:34:44.500
Oh, to comment in the chat, Chris, you have to open up a second page, bring the stream up
02:35:02.700
All right, so this is, uh, this is family-friendly games.
02:35:58.900
Well, here, you could probably do it, actually.
02:36:09.480
Just type in, type family-friendly into YouTube, and there's a channel titled Family Friendly.
02:36:29.040
Yeah, this page, like, it's kind of long, but it is fucking hilarious.
02:37:15.160
No, I'm not going to either, so shut your hole.
02:37:19.380
So our company is called Family Friendly Games.
02:37:21.460
At the beginning of our game, you get to pick your character,
02:37:31.880
We have invented the world's most effective bear spray.
02:37:40.340
Our game will have missions players will have to complete.
02:37:51.760
Disclaimer, everything said in this video is for entertainment purposes only.
02:37:56.500
Do not replicate or act upon any content shown.
02:37:59.300
We paid strangers $20 again to attend our Zoom presentations
02:38:06.140
But the catch is, we made each other's companies extremely offensive.
02:38:10.140
After the presentation, the strangers will raise their hand
02:38:12.260
if they would like to invest in our new company.
02:38:23.240
Well, I actually know what it is because I created it.
02:38:25.900
Oh, so the other, Joe, the other team knows what the punishment is.
02:38:31.040
And remember, they have no clue what they are presenting.
02:38:34.280
All right, Nathan, you want to, you want to kick us off?
02:38:36.580
So our company is called Family Friendly Games.
02:38:40.860
And it replicates real life scenarios to really feel alive.
02:38:52.460
you get to pick your character to set the difficulty.
02:39:26.440
However, each difficulty comes with its own perks.
02:39:46.260
But the worst feature is you can't say the word, unfortunately.
02:39:54.580
Yeah, unfortunately, you can't even say the N-word, even with a soft A.
02:39:59.600
Wait, did they say they fully agree with not being able to say the N-word?
02:40:02.380
Yeah, but what's crazy is that we have video footage of him saying it in the game.
02:40:19.420
Unfortunately, you cannot spawn in the nicer neighborhoods.
02:40:32.000
Joe has almost cracked, by the way, three times already.
02:40:34.900
Hey, and if they laugh, that's a whole hand they lose at the end, right?
02:40:56.040
Dating it would have been better if you had one black person on this call.
02:40:58.920
Nathan, you guys did have a black partner, but he tried stealing some of the assets, so you kicked him off.
02:41:05.360
Yeah, I mean, we did have, you know, a brother.
02:41:12.040
That wasn't the company, but he did end up kind of stealing some of the assets.
02:41:16.820
Now, after creating your character, use our AI software to generate the perfect username.
02:41:42.100
My interests are cars, Minecraft, lions, and swords.
02:41:51.560
I'm trying to like predict it in my head what it's going to be.
02:42:04.980
I'm trying to figure it out because it really nailed the AI on Nathan's.
02:42:28.460
We're going to jump to our game, and we're going to get into some gameplay.
02:42:31.180
Our game will have hyper-realistic missions that players will have to complete.
02:42:37.200
This means missions will change depending on your character's difficulty.
02:43:18.620
Yo, the Asian missions are going to make Joe die.
02:43:30.640
Us Indians, we're the highest IQs on this earth.
02:43:52.020
After they say this, the next commission is so stupid.
02:43:56.120
Just to reiterate, we are on Asian missions, and we are on a cook family in-din challenge.
02:44:17.760
Statistically, like I said, we want to make everything as realistic as possible, and statistically,
02:44:43.280
So on your life, every week, you will get a recap of your in-game stats.
02:44:52.320
Remember, we've been really busy developing the game, so I'm playing too much.
02:44:58.360
So Nathan did, you know, put me on to some different difficulties and stuff, and I did try the emote.
02:45:12.640
We know how it is when you die in a video game, and this gives you an outlet to not actually say it out loud.
02:45:26.380
Our game, your life, will have realistic voice chats.
02:45:31.520
Our voice chat currently is in beta, so we played a similar game and used their voice chat to showcase how it works.
02:45:37.840
This is the craziest thing we've ever done in any Zoom presentation.
02:45:48.900
Hey, guys, can I meet up with you two and play?
02:45:57.700
Well, I didn't even say anything mean to you guys.
02:46:19.780
If y'all want me to be more believable, y'all going to have to say the next few words.
02:46:23.500
Yo, shout out JD for doing those voice lines so we can run it through AI and make it sound
02:46:42.540
Now, our goal is to make sure everyone, no matter their situation, can enjoy our game.
02:46:47.420
So we actually added a voice to game feature so players can move using only their voice.
02:46:52.440
Here is our lead developer with an example of how this system works.
02:46:59.200
Hi, I'm Luke, lead developer at Family Friendly Games, and I'm here to show you how our voice
02:47:05.460
So here we've loaded up a different game, and as you can see, my character is getting
02:47:09.760
So I will get out my microphone, load it with the voice to game software, and say, hey
02:47:48.520
That guy that was shooting us was our teammate.
02:47:53.560
And then the guy behind us was an enemy sneaking up.
02:47:57.940
And he thought the guy behind was sneaking up, and he thought he had the drop on us.
02:48:15.660
For example, we will have a dating server where players can enter to potentially meet their
02:48:34.060
Other than actual dating apps, we're going to be the only game in the world to make sure
02:48:37.600
adults are not talking to minors in a sexual context.
02:48:40.300
All ages will be displayed above your character to prevent any funny business.
02:48:51.760
So this was me on a date with a ID verified beta testers.
02:49:08.840
Is there any way that you could filter out so maybe if I'm in my 60s or whatever age group
02:49:17.040
We're just going to keep it a Battle Royale so it's like you're matched against you.
02:49:20.920
All right, Nathan, I think we should finish this up for the people.
02:49:30.660
Kids will be able to play custom minigames that actually teach them something.
02:49:46.520
I mean, that's when I was personally taught it.
02:49:50.020
Maybe we should have done a little more peer reviewing to find out what a good number would
02:50:02.700
Why would y'all want to put that in the game out of all the other realistic things that
02:50:15.480
Nathan teaches which strangers are okay to talk to.
02:50:30.340
I think it needs to be the teaching them which strangers to talk to is pointless.
02:50:38.140
I said you can't teach a child which stranger is the safest to talk to.
02:50:46.500
Yeah, Rackish, you're not really coming through with me.
02:50:49.960
I said it's pointless to have which stranger is the easiest and most difficult to talk to.
02:50:58.980
Racky, I think it's something with your microphone.
02:51:12.700
I can't believe these people just stayed in the call.
02:51:24.700
Now, raise your guys' hand if you were an investor, if you would invest.
02:51:35.720
So, you guys have a score of six because we had a minus one.
02:51:39.160
Six is not bad, but for 40 people, y'all had like 40-something.
02:51:43.780
It's almost like you guys made us say the N-word.
02:51:50.260
And remember, we have no clue what we are about to present.
02:51:53.620
And if we don't get more than six hands raised,
02:52:05.460
So, this is Camp Redfern, the pinnacle of luxury camping.
02:52:08.940
This is one of the worst presentations of all time.
02:52:23.440
We built our luxury campground in the most beautiful place on earth.
02:53:03.640
Okay, so our wives were 15 when we met them, so we had to wait a year.
02:53:27.400
If it's the right person, you know it's the right person.
02:53:31.360
It's so much better because Nathan didn't Photoshop Tracy out.
02:53:43.020
Boy Scouts, we are the first campground to have our own Boy Scout troop.
02:53:47.980
We are the leaders, and we personally created custom badges for you to earn.
02:54:25.420
Wait, can you guys explain what you mean by save a cat from a tourist?
02:54:49.240
You scouts must be dressed in full uniform at all times to be eligible for badge earning.
02:54:54.000
This is payback for what they did in the other meeting with the voice chat.
02:55:03.460
I forgot my necker, sadly, for this meeting, but next time I won't.
02:55:13.780
Before we start, Victoria, can we get off Instagram?
02:55:19.200
Our campground has a one-of-a-kind observatory.
02:55:21.320
So, check out some photos of amazing stars and constellations.
02:55:53.740
And if we use our special patented 1000x new telescope, we can see something incredible.
02:56:11.960
This constellation is very rare because of how the Milky Way splits the sky.
02:56:20.080
It's going to catch them so off guard they're going to laugh.
02:56:37.020
The way the world was, a lot of the people, sadly, were a little racist and thought it was
02:56:58.120
This is extremely popular here in the woods of Washington.
02:57:03.420
But it's easy to mix up Bigfoot with other creatures in the forest.
02:57:07.060
To help you identify a Bigfoot, we made this test.
02:57:09.980
I feel like I'm going to give a game here, dude.
02:57:11.560
When you think you see him, yell out, Bigfoot, as loud as you can.
02:57:47.800
We are the first campground to offer a full on-site bird center.
02:57:52.080
I love playing with the birds and teaching guests about them.
02:57:55.520
Bennett and McCain are going to laugh on this one.
02:58:01.040
He's been saying so much that he sent us a personal thank you video.
02:58:21.660
Instant money machine ticket for your chance to grab up to $100,000.
02:58:28.400
Everybody, everybody, please, please be respectful of Peter's condition.
02:58:31.680
I heard some laughs when you just heard his voice.
02:59:17.220
It wouldn't be camping without a bonfire, and everyone's invited.
02:59:20.520
Lots of people show up to roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories.
02:59:26.520
Oh, but, okay, you know, that is, that is crazy.
02:59:31.140
They know where this is going, but there's a second part to it.
02:59:33.460
But if you are feeling brave, just a little deeper in the woods, there's an extra spooky bonfire.
02:59:50.520
Feel free to use their marshmallow roasting chart to help you get the perfect color.
03:00:06.280
We made all hiking trails wheelchair accessible so everyone can enjoy nature.
03:00:10.900
But just make sure you always have a normal person with you in case of emergency.
03:00:25.300
A lot of people think, oh, it's meat, but they love their veggies.
03:00:29.120
Listen, as long as the veggies weren't overcooked, those ones are safe.
03:00:58.240
So our forests have some of the most aggressive wildlife on earth.
03:01:01.820
To help keep everybody safe, we have invented the world's most effective bear spray.
03:01:05.980
Here's a breakdown of the only three ingredients used in our bear spray.
03:01:43.220
We have to fly from all over the world to our campground.
03:01:46.260
Many travelers bring their own tents and decorations to show off their culture.
03:01:50.100
Chief Talon and his wife, Onan Jokwe, just set up their teepee.
03:01:54.500
So, obviously, in the native culture, their tents will look more like this.
03:02:03.240
So, like I said earlier in the presentation, we have these white kids that go around setting
03:02:10.940
Unfortunately, other guests took over their site, which is absolutely terrible.
03:02:17.320
Bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad joke.
03:02:26.040
I try to sprinkle sugar so the investors don't get bored.
03:02:39.300
In case testing isn't your thing, stay in our VIP cabins.
03:02:53.240
What if we sew the dog's head onto the man's body?
03:03:00.460
Jaden was making me laugh too much with the Diddy jokes.
03:03:11.000
We actually held some wild parties in this cabin.
03:03:28.700
So, we actually have a Polaroid compilation of one of our Diddy parties.
03:03:36.320
This is the worst part of the entire presentation.
03:04:26.740
We're going to tell you at the end of the class.
03:04:29.640
Raise your hand if you would invest in this campground.
03:04:39.340
I was so fucking close to laughing when Joe came on as a deaf guy.
03:04:44.440
I literally had to suck in my cheeks and bite them as hard as not to laugh.
03:04:51.060
Okay, so guys, McKinnon and I won, which means you guys have the luxury of doing today's punishment.
03:05:01.900
And guys, the punishment will be up on our Family Friendly Clips channel.
03:05:06.100
It'll be on screen or it'll be in the description.
03:05:08.000
These two are going to be doing a little, I don't want to spoil it for you guys, so we'll
03:05:13.280
Thank you guys so much for watching another Family Friendly Friday.
03:05:25.360
Let's, like, hold some fucking big old fucking Zoom call and make up fake companies.
03:05:40.500
Yeah, the video game, though, that was fucking, that was hilarious.
03:05:51.360
If he wants to fucking get people together and fun, what he did for the Coots and what
03:05:56.360
he did for Mark Friesen, like, we have that kind of shit over here.
03:06:01.080
We can do something similar, but not to that degree, obviously.
03:06:09.340
Use this shit to our advantage while we can before we can't, right?
03:06:28.120
We can see what material drops this year, you know?
03:06:32.040
Like, between you and Tom and all of them, man.
03:06:37.620
Like, I don't know if everybody goes, rips on Tofu a lot.
03:06:44.860
You know, it'd be nice if we got our shit together and fucking did something like a SCTV kind of shit, right?
03:06:54.260
I mean, comedy sketches would be fun as fuck, I think.
03:06:59.320
We'd have a 24-hour fucking just mock and shame them fucking channel.
03:07:35.000
You could probably get them all on the same page.
03:07:37.780
If we all get together and form our own CBC, like, now we're the CBC.
03:07:49.960
Well, I mean, but alternative media already is the media now.
03:07:54.680
Yeah, I know, but we're not really as, we don't have our, well, we don't have credentials.
03:08:01.720
And, like, this is the other thing when it, when it comes to AI that I'm noticing as well,
03:08:05.720
is it's like, you don't even need to know what the fuck you're doing.
03:08:11.180
If you want to know what to do, ask ChatGPT, and it'll fucking teach you how.
03:08:17.020
If you, you know, like, if you just want to be lazy, you could, like, be like, give me an idea.
03:08:35.160
If you don't wear suits, I'm just saying you shouldn't have to wear a suit.
03:08:39.000
It depends if the, uh, if the joke calls for it or not.
03:08:54.520
It's only mandatory if it requires it for the joke.
03:08:57.940
If I wear a white coat and put a stethoscope around my neck, fucking, I can tell you whatever
03:09:18.760
Especially if I do it from the, from the point of being an anchor who's trying to do something
03:09:22.960
serious, but giving everybody else like comedic assignments so that it makes the whole thing
03:09:28.800
Do you have that old clip of you with your buddy, like Bob on the street there, fucking
03:09:39.800
Somewhere that he, he was actually really excellent for that, but yeah, like something like that
03:09:50.940
My favorite, my favorite, my favorite was the one for the powerboat races.
03:09:57.160
At the time, the powerboat races had actually been canceled.
03:10:01.200
So when I had him doing this bit, I only, the only instruction I ever gave him was that
03:10:06.980
he was supposed to report sports, but be like, just like make it stupid.
03:10:14.520
That was legitimately my only instruction to him.
03:10:19.720
So he did the boat races when they were canceled.
03:10:21.960
He's just like, I'm down here at the boat races.
03:10:24.100
And then it was like, eventually you see this like rowboat coming down and he's like, oh,
03:10:33.500
And like, he used his camera to make it look like the fucking boat just whizzed by him.
03:10:39.620
Like, it was just, oh, he was perfect for the job.
03:10:44.740
Well, anyway, guys, I'm going to, I'm going to bounce.
03:11:18.480
That's fucking, that's getting to be that time, I think.
03:11:37.180
She's fucking, Sarah's gay, like the ticker says.
03:11:47.620
So I gotta go fucking, I didn't wake up till like 4.30 this afternoon.
03:12:03.940
I've been trying to give Chris his make-a-wish, but he doesn't know what he wants to play.
03:12:11.340
So how about, uh, what's, what's something to get?
03:12:15.620
Stan Rogers, fucking, Stan Rogers got a good one.
03:12:27.140
I considered using that as the, uh, like in the intros.
03:12:44.620
I was just thinking, what's something that's actually gotten you?
03:12:47.280
They wouldn't let us do that Cheech and Chong one last night.
03:12:58.160
There's like, there's so much that you can't play though.
03:13:01.860
And it's stupid, like, and especially if your channel's not monetized.
03:13:04.940
I don't think that there's any reason why, you know,
03:14:20.620
It's the same way that you would in stream air.
03:14:36.720
First album, which is almost entirely about the scene,
03:15:02.300
I don't know why it doesn't let me share screen.
03:15:04.220
Like, I can fucking download and fucking play shit.
03:15:25.360
It's weird, because every once in a while with mine,
03:16:08.600
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.
03:16:26.720
Our correct four ponder speed and our full gin.
03:16:33.700
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.
03:16:58.640
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.
03:17:23.880
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.
03:17:52.100
Because we're allowed to play this one because it's fucking Rumble.
03:18:58.040
I should know if you ask any girl from the parish around what pleases her most from her head to her toes
03:19:12.600
she'll say I'm not sure that it's business of yours but I do like to all sweet the
03:19:26.000
step lightly it's curling down and down white water
03:19:30.400
the lock driver's walks pleases girls completely
03:19:37.360
when the drive's daily over I like to go down and watch all the lads as they work on the river
03:19:44.320
I know that come evening they'll be in the town and we all like to waltz with the lock driver
03:19:55.040
that's where the lock driver learns to step lightly it's burning down
03:20:11.200
I had to give way and dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers
03:20:16.000
their manners are fine but their feet are a play
03:20:26.640
that's where the lock driver learns to step lightly
03:20:58.240
that's where the lock driver learns to step lightly
03:21:04.640
you know I thought like this is like back when like cbc actually had a
03:21:09.280
these are the girls completely what do you mean by that
03:21:18.320
yeah you ride them hard and put them in the bed wet
03:21:20.640
and then he drives that log you know what I'm saying
03:21:24.080
ride them hard put them in the bed wet it's the way she goes
03:21:26.800
oh here's one here that uh they wouldn't let you play
03:21:43.200
whoa hey i know i know it's my own fault i said you could do it
03:21:59.520
yeah we're still here on for benny uh this is the making
03:22:02.800
which uh foundation portion of the show where we have
03:23:23.200
He had a yellow cat that would leave his home, a special plan with deception as the key.
03:23:30.200
What a little cat, how hard could it be? How hard could it be?
03:24:18.200
But the cat came back the very next day, the cat came back, they thought he was...
03:24:45.200
This was the National Film Board that did that?
03:25:57.200
Well, I told her to comment if she wasn't gay, and she didn't comment.
03:26:10.200
Well, I told her to comment if she wasn't gay, and she didn't comment.
03:26:20.200
And the unemployment office said they sent me through
03:26:42.200
The man, Black Toby, was the captain of the crew
03:26:45.200
And he said, I'm gonna tell you boys what you're gonna do
03:26:48.200
He was right away for to make the little laugh roar
03:26:51.200
Or the other way with the black flies and little black flies
03:26:56.200
I'll die with the black flies flickin' my bones
03:27:10.200
What can I do for I'm all going crazy with the survey crew
03:27:25.200
T'was black fly, black fly everywhere, a-callin' in your whiskers, a-callin' in your hair,
03:27:33.100
a-swimmin' in the soup, a-swimmin' in the tea, the devil take a black fly, let me be.
03:27:37.600
Black fly, a little black fly, oh, oh, it's the black fly, no matter where you go,
03:27:41.740
I'll die with the black fly, pick me my bones, an ortho-tero-io, an ortho-tero-io.
03:28:05.300
irgendwas hard to catch your breasts, you're snaggin' up and down the trail,
03:28:10.440
talking to yourself with the black flies, isn't the black flies,
03:28:15.680
I'll die with the black fly, pick me my bones, an ortho-tero Richards, an ortho-tero-io, an ortho-tero-io.
03:28:21.900
Well, now, the moon cook's name was Blind River Joe.
03:28:27.680
If it hadn't been for him, we'd have never pulled through.
03:28:29.740
Because he bound up her bushes and he kitted us for fun.
03:28:31.900
And he lathed us with some bacon grease and balsam gum.
03:28:37.660
No matter where you go, I'll die with the black fly.
03:29:45.680
Or you're just, or maybe you, no, I shouldn't say that.
03:29:49.060
No, because there's some guys who did, had that happen to them involuntarily, so they're
03:29:56.220
If you were, like, abused or something like that, you're not gay.
03:30:04.700
No, yeah, if you're looking for it, if you want a cock in your bum, well, then chances
03:30:09.980
You want a cock in your mouth, chances are you, you might be gay.
03:30:34.240
No, I'm not, I'll always be a fucking bag supporter, man.
03:30:41.380
I'm just not fucking flag waving, wearing t-shirts and rings and shit.
03:30:48.700
I think everybody knows that I'm on the right team, I'd like to think, anyways.
03:30:55.440
On team fucking, can we fucking fix shit team, right?
03:31:09.760
There was, like, a video I saw a while ago, this fucking thing.
03:32:32.640
That's the difference that size makes, I guess.
03:32:36.220
Like, they were, like, that looked like two kids trying to take their, like, stop their dad from leaving.
03:32:40.820
but apparently those those two cops are like six foot and that guy was like seven foot he was a
03:32:45.640
fucking big fella right well i mean he's obviously a big fella that's for sure but i mean like
03:32:51.380
that like legit look like two kids trying to stop their dad from going for a pack of smokes
03:32:55.980
don't do it dad don't do it i'm going get off fuck you i'm out you don't tell me what to do
03:33:03.400
fucking kids that was wild though like that's what i didn't shoot him uh fuck like nowadays
03:33:11.540
they probably would man i'd be like he was an alien look how tall he was of course i was gonna shoot
03:33:18.740
him i've watched a lot of um what's his name uh what's his name brian can't remember his name
03:33:25.680
it starts with a b he has that real deal channel there where uh he plays all the stuff for all
03:33:35.100
the clips where people are monitoring cops auditing cops and shit all right they're not your friend
03:33:40.500
don't even get me fucking started on cops man i will fucking go off
03:33:48.380
yeah no there's some channel i don't know who the fuck it is but every once in a while i'll get like
03:33:53.960
notifications or whatever and this guy literally just drives around with a scanner in his car
03:34:08.280
dairy or smokes i love cheese and cheese curds and i smoke like a fucking chimney so what the fuck
03:34:13.800
no one in this house eats dairy or smokes well you shouldn't be eating smokes first of all
03:34:19.540
well you could if you wanted to i guess if you're smoking maybe i'll eat them
03:34:26.180
all right fuck here i like i like cheese i don't care i eat cheese i got cheese is a choice
03:34:32.500
yeah well i could like smoke gouda fuck off i love smoke gouda
03:34:40.700
pop by here every day man he dropped out some cheese like good stuff too man
03:34:45.460
fucking guy no he probably just didn't read it what yeah no i see it now but
03:34:55.300
she always tells the kids that she's gonna go get some milk and cigarettes no one in the house
03:35:00.660
eats dairy or smokes oh yeah okay sorry yeah yeah but oh yeah okay yeah of course
03:35:10.740
fine i'm gonna go cook some steak in the barbecue right now yeah i think i'm gonna
03:35:16.180
fucking andrew we've been going three and a half here of course
03:35:23.220
want to see my meat i'll show you my meat oh my god freestone's gonna show his fucking me
03:35:32.580
i wasn't gonna put soy sauce in it but usually just use lime salt and fresh ground pepper
03:35:48.660
lime juice and salt humylane salt and fresh ground pepper that's usually all i marinated it in but i had
03:35:56.660
to add fucking soy sauce because i couldn't help it yeah there's my meat meat that's a lot of meat
03:36:03.140
and i cut most of the fat off because i don't need fat firing up my fucking grill oh my god
03:36:09.380
oh you're supposed to leave the fat on a steak chris no no man like if i was there when she bought
03:36:16.820
it i would have said cut that fat off man because that's like that'll save me like five bucks for
03:36:20.660
for fuck's sake no way look at that ah why i i want the fat that's fucking meat i'm putting this in
03:36:28.340
the fucking barbecue like now pretty much all right i want the flat the fat helps flavor it
03:36:33.380
fuck yeah let's go no it fires up flames at the barbecue it gets all my burners and
03:36:38.740
shit no i don't need on there no you deal with in order to have goodness it's like four minutes
03:36:45.780
aside dude i don't need all that fat stop it and the gristle and i try to cut the gristle out too
03:36:52.660
i don't want that sinew and that gristle love the food love the fat no i'll cut it out before it's
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love the holy you just went down from like 30 to seven people yeah well no i went down from about 12.
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uh you had like 40 people watching at one point at some point yeah
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yeah that was pretty cool yeah that was good i don't know it was a good one
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well we'll might watch this shit tomorrow too and whatever
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i mean you're silly right i was just bored i was like all right let's do it
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i was like whatever i don't fucking know what happened and
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sarah's gay and can't fucking be here because she doesn't have the commitment that she should um
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she's still gonna make you pay for this man it's gonna happen she you know it like
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i was actually surprised that she didn't call me and like you know
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because you're busy uh you know she knows i have a landline so it's different
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no i don't she wouldn't care i'm i'm i'm just surprised right but
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whatever no that was fun i was i was i told her i was like go to the
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fucking hortons use the wi-fi you know sitting there do the stream for fucking
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jimmy hortons yeah and show us yeah and yeah let me see like that'd be hilarious though it really
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would like doing this stream with her just sitting fucking live from tim hortons right
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that would have been kind of cool yeah yeah that'd be funny i don't know i don't know how long that we
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would last doing it but it'd be funny yeah how long before they tell her to get out right but we'll
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see oh they wouldn't know they wouldn't know she's it depends if she had her earbuds then no but if
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she's doing that yes right yeah they wouldn't know you're undercover like buddy boy that walked in there
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and went look look at look at with his camera good for him to do that eh yeah that was wild yeah
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all right man well cheers bud yeah you're coming down in february february i know i already played
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it in the opening i'll fucking please uh very likely you fucking better be dude i'll listen i'll uh i'll
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chip in on that shit if you want man no problem i'll pay the hand i'll very i'll very likely be down
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there that's for sure if i would have realized that they were going to jack the fucking prices
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the way that they did over the holidays yeah well i'll throw some in don't worry about that
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shit i would i would have thought sooner to look at them but that was whatever man ask grass or grass
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don't be rides for free i get it right yeah right if i drove i'd go up there and just get you
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now i'm sure i'll make it up there but whatever i'll play us out with
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fucking little corblund i want to be in the cavalry again because oh i like that song so that's what
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i'm gonna do all right man fuck yeah good night johnny good night everybody else in chat yeah good
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night everybody good fucking seeing y'all what are you saying over there i just said good night okay
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hey come on all right buck and i will play it out to some corblond why not
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well i want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war i want a good steed under me like my
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forefathers before i want a good man when the bugle sounds and i hear the cannons roar well i want to be in
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the cavalry if they send me off to war well i want a horse and a volunteer force is riding forth at
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dawn please save for me some gallantry that will let go when i'm gone i beg of you swords let me
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lead the charge and the battle lines are drawn let me at least leave a good hoof beat i remember
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riding long well i'd not a good foot soldier make happy sour and slow at march and i'd be sick on a navy
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ship and the sea would leave me parched but i'll be first in line if they let me ride my god you'll see
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my start look back for the heat of the laurel wreath underneath that victory arch oh i want to be in
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the cavalry if they send me off to war well i want a good steed under me like my forefathers before
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i want a good mount when the bugle sounds and i hear the cannons roar well i want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
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my spurs and the battle's blue and the day is lost to one i'll wield my lances the ponies dance and the
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black guards fire their guns i say they're keen and a saddle carbine and an army remington
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where the hot lead screams at the cocoa steel i may be a cavalryman well i want to be in the cavalry if
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they send me off to war and i want a good steed under me like my forefathers before i want a good mount
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when the bugle sounds and i hear the cannons roar well i want to be in the cavalry if i must go off to war
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let them play their flutes and stir up my boots and place them back to front
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because i won't be back on the riderless black and i'm finished in my hunt
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well i want to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war well i want to be in the cavalry but i won't ride home no more