jonnyrawton - FAFO #5 - v4m02ri

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00:04:40.000 all right there we go apparently i gotta i gotta add sarah too she's not gonna do herself 0.87

00:05:08.200 i'm like i'm like how like wait a second why am i not here

00:05:12.660 why is it there we go well because why not i would rather blame you than me

00:05:23.240 things can be my fault i'm used to it all good here we are and we're not late i mean i wasn't

00:05:31.960 late it wasn't you know it was a suggested time so yeah true true and uh and the song was it was

00:05:40.080 your pick so there you go yeah i love more chiba huge fan i never enjoy the ride don't say you've

00:05:48.040 never listened to more chiba never i don't know there are so many reasons that i'm finding out 0.97

00:05:53.300 that we shouldn't be friends well you haven't shit yourself at the grocery store when you 0.96

00:05:58.220 misjudged to fart you don't listen to more chiba no although i mean i i've misjudged to fart on a 0.98

00:06:04.980 walk just not in a grocery store specifically listen if you haven't if you have i forgot my

00:06:10.660 microphone if you haven't stood in the grocery store i guess that's important sorry guys i 0.98

00:06:14.540 forgot my cunt my cunt is here we are all good anyway if you haven't stood in the grocery store 0.98

00:06:22.400 in the in like you know the frozen food section is a horrible time for that to happen it's all cold 1.00

00:06:28.560 and then you're like oh god but legitimately in like you know the cracker the the cookie aisle and

00:06:34.200 you're like crop dusting and then all of a sudden you're like oh no oh no yeah you know it's like the

00:06:41.620 things have been set in motion that cannot be undone thankfully i've not uh not done an aisle two in a

00:06:47.400 the grocery store all right well oh we can be friends for now but it's do better i've done but 0.57

00:06:54.220 uh you did mention cunt so i figure there there's a there's a good time i was gonna play this video 0.83

00:06:59.260 leading in um then you but then you suggested that song so uh we went with the song but now

00:07:05.260 this is this is what i was going to lead in with

00:07:08.480 sitting here wondering what it's all about this rock and roll music that makes you shout

00:07:20.640 you tune in on bass and they're a jumping like mad and they're dancing they're doing it don't look bad

00:07:26.960 you get that itchy twitchy feeling you start rocking and a really rocking and a real soon your arms and legs

00:07:34.560 start flapping like a hound of mafia and you're rocking and a rolling you don't understand it but it sure

00:07:42.080 feels nice you thought you might try it but once or twice you started with that dance before the scroll

00:07:49.180 but you felt much better doing rock and roll you get that itchy twitchy feeling

00:07:54.360 you start rocking and a really rocking and a really soon your arms and legs start flapping like a hound of mafia and you're rocking and a rolling 0.94

00:08:24.360 she's retarded a little bit you get that itchy twitchy feeling she's really gross i don't she's she's so gross 1.00

00:08:35.880 i don't feel bad for at all what's to feel bad for no i don't feel bad for her i don't know how to post this link

00:08:43.800 no i'm trying to what are you trying to do i'm trying to post i'm trying to post the link i'm just not good at these things

00:08:51.640 i wish that there was like a um what's the the help guide for uh for boomers you know

00:09:00.960 like there should be i mean typically you just you just copy the link and then you just paste it wherever

00:09:06.400 you you want to put it yeah but how do you do it with like a thing in the

00:09:13.400 a thumbnail that was specific i learned that i learned what a thumbnail is um nail yeah i don't

00:09:22.080 know how to do it i i i don't know either this is boomer boomer we're we're still trying to get

00:09:28.220 all this together so there you go yeah totally is what it is i see we survived the eclipse though

00:09:35.820 yeah absolutely i feel like we should have maybe called this i don't even know someone with that

00:09:41.560 name would have been much more appropriate maybe i'm gonna get that on a shirt yeah i just figured

00:09:48.780 faffa number five yeah all right i don't even know someone with that you should start doing some shirts

00:09:56.200 i think i should start doing shirts i've had a lot of really good shirts i shirt ideas lately what was 0.89

00:10:02.320 the one that i thought of that was uh shut the fuck up johnny yeah yeah that was a good one 0.98

00:10:09.380 that'd probably be yeah was that it breezy what was it breezy yeah it was shut the fuck up johnny 1.00

00:10:15.620 because we were doing the shut the fuck up donnie donnie that turned into you know shut the fuck up 0.99

00:10:19.480 johnny yeah why not why not yeah it's not that i that's right it's not that i fucking johnny that's 0.99

00:10:25.320 it fucking johnny yeah don't forget it you know what's funny is that 0.97

00:10:32.000 we actually say that a lot in the ladies chat and i don't know why we always are like 0.99

00:10:37.240 fucking johnny why does that happen yeah that makes that makes me smile 0.92

00:10:42.140 it shouldn't that's like that's like one of my favorite reactions out of people 0.98

00:10:47.920 i don't know i'm not surprised i just enjoy definitely i'm not surprised it's kind of funny

00:10:57.540 right i'm not however nothing surprises me lately there we go nothing nothing surprises

00:11:06.100 there we go i kind of accepted the idea that i accepted the idea that

00:11:09.640 yeah i i'd go with that i could score four touchdowns in a single game

00:11:16.720 and sell women's shoes you know it would also does that mean you're gonna cut your hair 1.00

00:11:22.220 no no i'm sure if al bundy could he'd have long hair but he just didn't have hair really 0.67

00:11:29.300 it's funny to me i'm pretty sure that's the way that works never cease to fucking amaze me

00:11:33.840 never cease to fucking amaze me how are they amazing now oh people double down just double the 1.00

00:11:41.780 fuck down double down that's all i have to say double down just remember people when you fuck 1.00

00:11:49.060 around and you find out and you double down on that fucking around i swear to god 1.00

00:11:53.960 don't fucking cry to me when yeah hi i went to the gym it was weird day people are whole different 0.99

00:12:04.180 breed of other gym people at the day are weird were they all wearing like matching outfits i find that 0.95

00:12:10.580 those are a lot of the matchy matchy mattresses where they have like a water bottle never i could

00:12:15.960 never um like i mean unless i'm playing for like a sports team or something uh i am not going to wear

00:12:22.900 the same thing that you are it's just not gonna happen no like i mean they wear like a matching

00:12:28.820 outfit like i mean like they wear like the shoes that match the pants that match the shirt or like

00:12:34.340 match the water bottle right and i feel like there's so much thought that goes into accessorizing

00:12:41.880 to go and sweat your again that's that's that's something i would only do if i was like on a sports 0.86

00:12:48.780 team or something yeah no otherwise if i'm going to the gym i don't even give a fuck i'm gonna go in 0.99

00:12:54.800 like my nastiest shit whatever i don't care totally yeah and i also feel like the 0.97

00:13:03.280 yeah i feel like there would have to be the only time i go on during the day generally is like a 0.99

00:13:10.660 sunday and there's never usually anybody there on sundays yeah trophy riot wives and retirees that's 1.00

00:13:16.920 true and the weird people nighttime skitsos yeah those are my people yeah right everywhere i go they

00:13:26.500 approach me yeah but there are no jeeds during the day yeah well not today um and the reason for that

00:13:33.800 is because it's i'd today right today's the end of ramadan so it's now i uh i'd i think you call it eid

00:13:43.400 eid i'd i don't know i'm not fucking i don't know i'm not i'm not muslim what even is ramadan like 0.99

00:13:50.680 are they just eating ramen noodles or some shit it's iid mubarak is what the whole thing is when 0.96

00:13:55.160 at the end of ramadan so it's like the lineups at all of the mosques today because it all ramadan 0.94

00:14:00.520 ends right i don't know so that's why there was probably nobody at the gym today all the jeets are at

00:14:06.720 mosque and they're waiting in lines and lines and lines to get in

00:14:11.400 alberta girl wants the five liter bottle of vodka 1.00

00:14:15.480 and like the jugs i would like also to have access to those checks

00:14:21.140 i i'm glad that those didn't exist when i was drinking that's for sure that would have been bad

00:14:26.900 and i'm with breezy what the fuck is a ramadan right is that where they eat ramen noodles yeah i 0.94

00:14:34.500 don't know i'm not guys i'm not muslim yeah i don't know why i'm expected to know these things 0.97

00:14:39.960 but again i find it fucking oh people be testing me today i did see uh speaking of the the muslims and 0.96

00:14:50.400 the jeets that apparently quebec is no longer accepting 0.97

00:14:53.420 vas yeah i was i was sent something that says uh quebec is no longer accepting the jeets and the

00:15:01.540 and the muslims in quebec or something they're they're tired of the the immigration 0.98

00:15:05.480 like new zealand new zealand shut off the uh immigration from india right

00:15:11.720 right well i mean we should be like we got too many have you have you seen the uh the lineups

00:15:18.780 for job fairs like come on now yeah there's okay so noticing today here's a noticing

00:15:25.860 you know how in the spring there's generally like cleanup to be done like around the roadways

00:15:34.260 and stuff like that like there's a normal amount of like you know garbage or whatever around the

00:15:39.140 highways there's a significant amount more garbage this year than i have ever seen on the side of

00:15:43.400 the highways and roadways and things like that and it's like so i remember it used to be like

00:15:50.340 community service where you would go and clean up the side of the highways because you need community

00:15:54.320 service hours to graduate from high school and um you know you do community service for all kinds

00:16:00.020 of shit like when you get tickets and shit so either that's not happening anymore which i can't imagine 0.98

00:16:06.440 it's not because i still feel like community service is the thing but why is there so much more garbage 0.99

00:16:13.120 everywhere now do you think it has anything to do with the demographic that has just completely taken

00:16:17.920 over this area of ontario like southern ontario is just completely inundated well i mean considering

00:16:24.120 what their the country that they come from looks like i think we can easily tie that together 0.99

00:16:29.960 so it's gonna look like a fucking trash can here within the next fucking 12 months basically 0.99

00:16:34.880 it kind of seems that way pretty ridiculous i mean they just they don't care right that's that's the 0.99

00:16:41.480 problem i don't understand that mentality how do you not fucking care i do not care about where 0.99

00:16:48.280 you are living like how do you not care do you really want to shit where you eat like no not 1.00

00:16:57.140 particularly no well they eat shit so i guess yeah it is definitely fucked up though like how you just 1.00

00:17:04.120 drop your garbage and shit and everything else just right where you stand i'm not yeah that mentality 1.00

00:17:09.700 is fucked up to me it's fucked up i don't understand it i can't i can't wrap my head around that at all 1.00

00:17:18.680 like even remotely it's fucked up anyway and we just keep bringing them in yeah we just keep 0.99

00:17:25.080 the colleges need to make money or something or something yeah why don't i have a court for this

00:17:31.160 this is gonna be my problem now same as yesterday guys i don't have a court see for what oh you and

00:17:37.180 your cord problem i know i have issues why does everything have to have a different cord though

00:17:42.640 why can't things have the same cords well that would be helpful but i think it's just so that you have

00:17:49.780 to buy like because i've noticed that like with apple and android as an example the cubes if you have

00:17:54.520 like a cube that you got with an apple phone then it doesn't really work with the samsung cord it's

00:18:01.300 and vice versa it's fucking weird yeah and i have one of those cube things and then my yeah and then 0.93

00:18:09.260 the cord doesn't work with it and then that cord broke so now i have a cube that doesn't fit the cord

00:18:14.220 i don't know this is a whole conundrum now because now i don't even know how to yes i remember public

00:18:21.660 shaming fuck that was awesome see the thing is is that i still shame people in public and then people 0.92

00:18:26.360 call me like i'm not really concerned about getting called an asshole we all know this because well i 0.99

00:18:31.740 am but i really the public shaming should be more of a thing like more people should be like shame on 0.93

00:18:38.680 you like legitimately i say it all the time when people are acting inappropriately in public like 0.87

00:18:44.740 when someone's yelling at the um like the teenager at the fucking grocery store or something like that 0.96

00:18:50.360 it's like shame on you for yelling at a teenager like well that depends i don't know i mean there 0.98

00:18:57.160 are fucking there are good reasons to yell at a teenager yeah not a complete like what are we 0.94

00:19:02.100 talking yeah i don't like are we talking just yelling at like a yeah but we need context here 0.99

00:19:08.340 what's the situation like are you talking just yelling at an employee that's a teen or 1.00

00:19:12.640 oh like shame people it's fine i'm just like because there's some teenagers that are idiots and 0.99

00:19:17.560 deserve to be yelled at i know i was one of them yeah but we already know that you were also a 0.99

00:19:24.340 dickhead teenager because of course i was look at me of course i was a dickhead teenager do you think 0.99

00:19:32.260 if i hold them here that they'll charge my god this is gonna be a long fucking week yeah right 0.99

00:19:42.340 only wednesday yeah i was gonna say we're only halfway through so you know

00:19:49.120 you gotta do that apparently scotian lady needed this today so there you go you're welcome hi scotian

00:19:56.660 lady we got you 1.00

00:19:58.180 hi okay i'm gonna i'm gonna roll a joint because the one that i i don't even remember smoking the one

00:20:06.020 earlier because that was my get home one so i needed another one i i don't remember smoking

00:20:13.460 that joint because it was my get home one so all right yeah it's kind of like the take the edge off

00:20:20.800 one and now i'm almost got the edge off actually it's funny alberta girl says that uh the rude people

00:20:28.300 make or lose it i was i was heading into the uh the giant tiger there yesterday to get some foods and 0.95

00:20:33.780 stuff and some fucking old lady just like stops right in the middle of the fucking doorway to look 1.00

00:20:39.900 at something and right away i was like yeah just just fucking stop right in the middle lady 0.99

00:20:44.600 ridiculous christ yeah why are people dumb that's what i want to know the thing i give old i generally 0.98

00:20:54.300 give old people though the grace because they're old and i feel like when i'm that age i'm just not 0.99

00:21:00.600 going to give a shit either i'm probably going to be the person that like gives old people or gives 0.98

00:21:05.820 like little kids the finger and stuff and pretends that i don't know what i did and that'll be me for 0.99

00:21:11.400 sure that has been my dream is to be like those old people that were like yelling at kids to get off 1.00

00:21:16.660 their lawn yeah like i want to get to that peak old grumpiness where i'm just like get the fuck off my 0.95

00:21:24.680 lawn kid yeah i feel like i'm already like that though sometimes too because like when 0.97

00:21:28.700 yeah like i definitely i'm like uh no get off my lawn yeah i'm i'm that person like i yell at cars to

00:21:37.580 slow down on my street and stuff slow down you're going too fast i do that

00:21:44.120 but there's kids thankfully my dad is okay scary night what happened did you i am glad did i miss that

00:21:53.360 her dad had a little fall yesterday definitely definitely glad he's good yeah oh those are tough

00:22:03.120 keep up with this here there we go but yeah i don't know i i've no longer been able to hold

00:22:13.520 in stuff in public anymore i don't know yeah i just don't get harder

00:22:18.400 yeah but the patience but it's also getting harder and harder too because i mean like we keep saying

00:22:25.620 the more and more places we go that are being overrun like it doesn't really matter where we go now it's

00:22:34.340 like legitimately where it's you're faced with it whether it's gas station grocery store restaurant

00:22:42.120 everywhere now right like bank everywhere and not only that it's like everywhere you go

00:22:50.300 socially there's a significant number of

00:22:53.820 yeah it's pretty it's very annoying like i don't know yeah there's like the explosion where i am over

00:23:04.260 the last couple of years is like just insane because i live in a place that was you know

00:23:10.280 there there were very few if any immigrants here um and then it's just exploded over the last few

00:23:19.440 years yeah and all because we have a college here right like that's right any of the any of the cities

00:23:26.100 with a college it's just a ton of international students coming over because apparently the colleges

00:23:31.360 can't make money any other way i guess yeah i mean i guess when they're relying on the international

00:23:40.040 student population but again it's yeah it's like buying a house and not being able to afford your

00:23:48.160 mortgage without two tenants in your house and then those two tenants it's like if you can't i don't

00:23:53.800 know if you can't afford to do it they shouldn't be able to come here and that's the thing they're just

00:23:57.920 using all the loopholes right and it's unfortunate because there's the people who are allowing the

00:24:03.100 people who are making the decisions and allowing the people to come in and who are doing all of the

00:24:07.620 the logistics for all of that are also the ones are the same so they're taking advantage of the all of

00:24:13.340 the loopholes and the gray areas that exist right well mike my other question is of course we know that

00:24:21.000 uh good old the savior pp there um pandering pierre is saying that he'll just build homes instead of

00:24:29.280 cutting immigration my question is um with some of the videos we've seen of these job fairs um how in

00:24:35.320 the fuck is anybody gonna buy any of these homes like he says we need cooks and we need factory workers 0.75

00:24:41.320 but all those job fair videos show quite the opposite yeah um that there are not enough jobs 0.99

00:24:47.120 uh to go around and we have too many fucking people yeah like that would like yeah i i don't know i i'd 0.96

00:24:56.280 think if we needed cooks and factory workers we wouldn't have massive fucking lineups around the block for 0.99

00:25:00.980 job fairs no it'd be it'd be a desolate area and they'd be clamoring for people but that's just me you 0.97

00:25:08.800 know oh it's a lot of uh low skilled jobs that are um oh of course that they're qualified for

00:25:22.440 right and that's the other thing like there's a lot of jobs that are i mean as somebody who's

00:25:29.480 looking to hire this is the same problem i ran into last year when or at the same time when i was hiring

00:25:36.600 and it's the people who are applying for the positions do not have the qualifications you

00:25:42.740 have to you know you have to have a driver's license and a clean driver's abstract for five

00:25:46.160 years and you know in this country you have to speak english as a first language congratulations

00:25:53.020 for speaking you know farsi and whatever else and whatever else but that's not

00:25:58.560 what i'm sorry what what do you how is that gonna how are what how are you gonna benefit

00:26:09.580 first of all how are you gonna work in this job if you don't speak the primary language how am i

00:26:16.940 going to communicate anything to you if you don't understand english you clearly don't understand english

00:26:23.080 you clearly don't know how to read english or else you would have not applied for the job realizing

00:26:27.640 that you literally have none of the qualifications required for said minimum wage job and easily

00:26:35.700 there's 40 applicants a day for one job that don't even have the minimum requirements of

00:26:43.140 a driver's license or english as a first language but seriously if you can't speak english what the 1.00

00:26:50.980 fuck are you applying fuck me fuck me that's so irritating communication isn't that important 1.00

00:26:57.620 is it right you can you can totally totally get away with not communicating at all right 1.00

00:27:04.320 it just it just doesn't make sense like i i it's so frustrating from not only from like a uh the point

00:27:13.380 of view as like of somebody like even looking for a job as somebody who would be looking for a job i 0.98

00:27:18.040 can't imagine being in the job market right now and having to deal with that fucking bullshit but then 0.99

00:27:23.580 from an employer's standpoint trying to actually fill those positions is just as frustrating 1.00

00:27:30.440 because every like 95 of the applicants don't qualify because they're literally not reading the

00:27:37.860 first line of the qualifications for the job and i've never understood like i don't know i've always

00:27:44.880 been one that that's the first thing i do is look at the qualifications and if i don't have them i'm not 0.98

00:27:49.600 fucking applying right like there's no what's the point what a waste of time yeah it's just asinine 0.97

00:27:58.380 like i know right now i i don't have a clean driver's abstract so i'm not gonna fucking go 0.99

00:28:02.480 and apply to something that requires one or apply for it and say i have a driver's license i've been 0.66

00:28:07.960 driving for 25 years but i have you know this and this and this on my driver's abstract and send

00:28:13.420 your driver's abstract in right like normal like that would be a normal you know like i have all

00:28:20.540 qualifications for this job except for this i just see it as if it says clean then i i i know like it's

00:28:28.100 an insurance thing so it doesn't matter if i'm like okay well this is what i have if they want clean

00:28:33.620 they want clean right and if you show up for an interview for a delivery driver position 0.99

00:28:41.240 on a fucking pedal bike chances are you didn't read the fucking job description well they do it in 0.99

00:28:51.300 india they deliver on bikes can't can't deliver on bikes here come on now that's racist or something 0.99

00:28:59.080 yeah totally yeah it's like seven and a half kilometers out of town to the farm and that that's

00:29:06.640 happened more than once i can't make it up that is amazing english clearly i mean that's the thing

00:29:14.840 though english doesn't seem to matter at this point right now which again i find absolutely shocking

00:29:19.300 like um alberta girl don't say that because we already have one um um like i the route that i

00:29:27.340 walk with my nephew for school i always see there's a there's a jeep driving instructor

00:29:31.980 and they're always taking people through that route and i'm like oh my god the worst so far

00:29:37.420 was uh i saw that they were teaching an asian i'm like that's that spells disaster right there is so 1.00

00:29:44.160 much wrong like i don't even know where to unpack that like where to start like so much wrong there

00:29:50.600 you know lee i do sometimes speak german and it really fucks with them that's one of my favorite

00:29:56.120 things to do yeah when people piss me off but i just start speaking german depending on the room

00:30:03.200 it can get really exciting well of course and the thing i like about german is sometimes it sounds so

00:30:08.540 angry totally like it just it makes it so that if you are angry it just sounds so much better

00:30:14.560 yeah i do i do kind of wish i spoke german that'd be fun it is a good time

00:30:21.020 yeah we should start i wonder we could have like our own jeep driving or uh dag driving school

00:30:31.320 yeah we could have our own see that's what we should be doing we should put an ad out for driving

00:30:38.300 schools and yellow knife bonus graduates or again we should hold the sign up for these things at the 0.50

00:30:49.060 airport and have them go right onto a plane and go the fuck home bring them or or i like the catapult 0.99

00:31:01.340 idea yeah i know you like the catapult but getting them into a catapult might be difficult getting 0.99

00:31:06.760 them onto a plane if we tell them there's just money or just put cow poop in it right some cow poop in 0.80

00:31:16.740 the catapult they'll get they'll hop right in right okay okay it's a holy journey home you know

00:31:24.180 i think it'd be fun just fling them towards the atlantic ocean i don't care if they make it all the

00:31:31.180 way over or not it's not my problem yeah totally either side really i mean i don't really care which

00:31:40.700 side yeah throw them in the pacific i don't care yeah yeah toss them over there yeah anywhere really 0.73

00:31:47.880 as long as they're not here we could we could we could reach a partnership with the u.s and fling

00:31:53.000 them from alaska into siberia oh yeah send them all down to puerto rico or hear me out hear me out

00:32:04.660 we could put them on boats and send them to haiti just like take them to florida and then just be like

00:32:13.060 look this diversify the menu down there exactly i mean some curry barbecue yeah some exactly

00:32:22.820 some indian barbecue is what i was thinking right would that be considered like haka

00:32:29.080 like would it be pre-seasoned meat maybe but it'd be pre-seasoned meat is what it is

00:32:36.860 it's already got the curry just right inside it's been marinating for years

00:32:40.580 it's a good time oh god i'm terrible and i love it a good idea though i think it is

00:32:51.320 idea i i am certainly in for it

00:32:53.700 oh let's see i noticed that i know i noticed today that they uh or yesterday maybe it was

00:33:04.720 that they sentenced the lady that stole biden's daughter's diary okay that's funny nobody's done

00:33:11.400 anything about the claims in the diary but certainly we have to that giant person who stole it in jail

00:33:18.700 okay one of my co-workers one of my co-workers brought me giant bags of chocolate today

00:33:25.460 chocolate almonds i want a dark chocolate and then chocolate raisins so i'm just gonna sit here and eat

00:33:35.220 chocolate

00:33:35.580 i mean that would be nice i'd like uh i'd take the chocolate almonds anyway i don't know about the

00:33:42.380 dark chocolate i'm not into the dark chocolate

00:33:44.040 i'm a milk chocolate kind of guy i should not have opened these i should have put them in a

00:33:50.300 little container okay or else i'm gonna eat the whole bag and not realize it so i'm gonna put those

00:33:55.340 there oh my god they're the ones that come in the boxes for the schools like that could be a good

00:34:05.780 idea make like a tube launcher system much like a potato cannon

00:34:09.880 oh like squish them in there and just be like oh yeah why not oh i think so like a t-shirt cannon

00:34:19.340 could work yeah right could work

00:34:23.340 oh it makes me hot dark chocolate makes you higher from the endorphins thing

00:34:30.760 yeah i did uh i did actually read somewhere that if you eat enough chocolate it gives you the same

00:34:36.060 high as marijuana 0.92

00:34:36.900 don't threaten me with a good time and i feel like i mean you gotta eat a fuck of a lot of it though but 0.98

00:34:44.420 yeah 0.95

00:34:45.020 you know

00:34:48.100 breezy but for potatoes no for jeets

00:34:53.120 oh

00:34:53.820 it's not bad

00:34:57.000 i know you gotta get

00:35:05.160 all right

00:35:06.580 i don't know that one

00:35:07.860 i'm gonna use that for baking

00:35:09.680 you wake up

00:35:10.720 it's too sweet dark chocolate why is this sweet

00:35:15.620 well dark chocolate's not supposed to be sweet is it

00:35:18.680 i know

00:35:19.080 i'm pretty sure that's why i don't like dark chocolate is because it's not sweet

00:35:22.720 yeah no this is too sweet i don't like that

00:35:25.780 i'm gonna use that for baking

00:35:27.220 oh

00:35:27.620 that's gonna be perfect for the chocolate covered pretzel sticks

00:35:31.240 okay then

00:35:33.560 that's what i'll use it for

00:35:35.020 mm-hmm

00:35:35.620 anyway

00:35:36.860 sorry

00:35:38.320 oh y'all almost saw what a stork star i forgot

00:35:40.360 no pants

00:35:41.040 see one day on this stream one day it's gonna happen

00:35:45.920 it will

00:35:50.480 i feel like it's not going to

00:35:52.580 it will happen

00:35:53.560 i don't know man

00:35:55.700 we're only five in and we've already had two episodes where it's a maybe

00:35:59.480 right

00:36:00.280 it almost happened

00:36:01.300 so i mean

00:36:02.620 yeah but that was my fault though because

00:36:06.140 i almost bent over

00:36:07.780 it doesn't matter who's fault

00:36:08.980 the point is we're five streams in

00:36:12.000 and two of those streams have almost resulted in

00:36:15.300 so i think

00:36:16.960 the possibility is there

00:36:20.020 but what you're saying is

00:36:23.100 i almost 1.00

00:36:28.040 have shown my ass more than once 1.00

00:36:30.540 yeah just about 1.00

00:36:31.760 okay so i have to be careful

00:36:33.760 i see i get it

00:36:35.380 well i mean you

00:36:35.920 you don't have to be but

00:36:37.720 but i probably should be

00:36:39.680 well i mean that depends on who you ask

00:36:43.460 i'm not looking to show every 0.99

00:36:44.360 i'm not looking to show everyone my ass so 0.99

00:36:47.300 it's three o'clock somewhere right 0.99

00:36:49.700 i think so

00:36:51.580 it's three o'clock

00:36:52.600 yeah

00:36:53.220 i guess

00:36:54.180 oh

00:36:54.600 um

00:36:56.060 about how to

00:36:57.860 if i eat half of that bag of chocolate raisins 0.99

00:37:01.320 i will definitely shit myself 0.98

00:37:03.300 so i'm not going to 0.98

00:37:04.560 we're not 0.98

00:37:06.260 i am not going to shit myself today 0.91

00:37:08.660 i say that every day when i wake up 0.98

00:37:10.840 i'm like today i'm not going to shit my pants 0.58

00:37:12.760 no i'm just kidding 0.98

00:37:13.500 i don't shit my pants 0.87

00:37:14.400 that would be funny though 0.87

00:37:17.020 i don't know

00:37:17.900 you've been you've been talking about 0.96

00:37:19.060 shitting your pants a lot in the stream 0.94

00:37:20.640 i'm beginning to wonder how often it actually happens 0.99

00:37:23.700 because i'm laughing

00:37:24.640 i'm laughing now because i'm realizing that

00:37:26.800 and it's because there was some memes shared

00:37:28.740 over the last couple of days between

00:37:30.900 myself and some of the other broads

00:37:33.260 and we were just laughing

00:37:34.960 because there are some super funny

00:37:36.600 you know

00:37:37.040 um

00:37:37.920 there's the

00:37:39.640 what ad

00:37:40.380 it's an old

00:37:41.200 uh i want to say toyota ad

00:37:43.060 maybe volvo

00:37:44.080 i can't remember

00:37:46.240 yeah i have no idea

00:37:47.440 and it's like

00:37:48.860 what was that for

00:37:50.900 i can't remember

00:37:52.180 anyway

00:37:52.380 the guy gets out

00:37:53.260 and it's like

00:37:54.080 he's like

00:37:55.220 and then he walks away

00:37:56.700 and it's like

00:37:57.200 his 1.00

00:37:57.460 shit is 1.00

00:37:58.960 it's so funny 0.99

00:38:01.900 yeah anyway

00:38:02.840 actually i think

00:38:04.220 i think i

00:38:04.900 i think i know exactly

00:38:06.060 what you're talking about now

00:38:07.080 now that you said that

00:38:08.340 it's like i just remembered that

00:38:09.920 taco

00:38:10.800 i think it was

00:38:11.520 he gets out

00:38:11.940 yeah

00:38:12.980 yeah

00:38:13.520 he's wearing like

00:38:14.320 he's got like white jogging pants on

00:38:17.300 or whatever

00:38:17.720 and when he gets out

00:38:18.480 it's just a big brown stain on the back

00:38:20.420 yeah

00:38:20.860 and he smiles

00:38:21.440 and he's like

00:38:21.960 yeah

00:38:22.340 and he like walks away

00:38:23.660 and then he's like

00:38:24.340 yeah all right

00:38:25.820 i remember that now

00:38:26.860 i did see that

00:38:27.760 yeah

00:38:27.960 so there was definitely some good

00:38:29.580 uh

00:38:30.080 there was some good memes

00:38:31.360 that got passed around this week

00:38:32.700 so

00:38:33.040 so

00:38:34.120 okay

00:38:34.480 yeah

00:38:35.900 anyway

00:38:36.320 i

00:38:36.660 i was just seriously disappointed

00:38:38.680 in the eclipse

00:38:39.480 like nothing happened

00:38:40.540 i was pissed

00:38:41.460 i thought the purge was gonna start

00:38:43.000 or something

00:38:43.460 like

00:38:43.860 i feel like

00:38:45.220 people have to be patient

00:38:46.640 it would be way too obvious

00:38:48.460 if it happened right away

00:38:49.740 i mean give it some time

00:38:51.280 i wanted at least a purge

00:38:53.360 oh i still think there's gonna be a purge

00:38:56.820 like we need to legally get on that

00:39:00.040 i mean i know

00:39:01.160 i know the civil war movie's coming up

00:39:02.760 so maybe we'll get the live actions soon

00:39:04.760 um

00:39:05.720 i feel like it's gonna be like an august september type thing

00:39:10.040 yeah

00:39:12.660 i have that on my bingo card

00:39:14.080 you know that's not a bad idea

00:39:14.640 yeah

00:39:15.720 well it's not a bad idea to wait till the the end of summer right

00:39:19.040 because then it's it's not so hot

00:39:20.540 um but it's also not too cold yet

00:39:22.660 right

00:39:23.700 um

00:39:24.880 i think that that would be a good time to schedule a civil war 0.97

00:39:28.700 not necessarily a civil war

00:39:33.180 just a purge 1.00

00:39:34.040 well i mean fuck whichever 1.00

00:39:36.240 they're the same thing 1.00

00:39:37.420 you know tomato

00:39:38.680 yeah i guess so

00:39:40.040 yeah whatever

00:39:43.020 i guess so

00:39:44.600 yeah

00:39:44.920 i just i just want to know when we're going

00:39:46.560 you know

00:39:47.260 that's all

00:39:48.220 same

00:39:48.340 yeah no bugs

00:39:50.780 no aliens

00:39:51.400 total ripoff 0.88

00:39:52.140 exactly

00:39:52.620 100% 0.99

00:39:54.040 like what the fuck 0.98

00:39:54.860 i was like 0.99

00:39:55.920 well

00:39:56.380 don't speak so soon

00:39:59.100 recommend

00:39:59.360 because

00:39:59.960 it still might

00:40:02.380 just because we haven't seen it yet

00:40:04.760 it might be here

00:40:08.580 don't count your eggs before they

00:40:10.960 maybe

00:40:11.300 maybe

00:40:12.620 maybe we did get

00:40:14.200 maybe there was a rapture

00:40:15.500 and we just got left behind

00:40:16.660 no i know

00:40:21.040 it was

00:40:21.500 no what's that movie where that happens 0.98

00:40:23.440 fuck i forget what is that movie 0.99

00:40:28.120 i know what you're talking about i don't remember what the fuck it's called 0.99

00:40:30.960 oh that's a show 0.93

00:40:31.540 the leftovers

00:40:32.220 yeah maybe

00:40:32.800 where there's like the rapture and only certain people are left

00:40:36.480 yeah i mean i can definitely see it for myself 0.97

00:40:39.640 there's no fucking way i'm getting taken 0.90

00:40:41.140 um so i'm i'm definitely gonna get left here for sure 0.88

00:40:44.580 um so that's why i question if maybe others others got raptured and we're just

00:40:49.560 left to chill out or

00:40:51.360 oh i see

00:40:52.260 what's going on

00:40:53.560 it's a possibility i guess

00:40:55.440 maybe

00:40:56.240 maybe

00:40:57.020 always a possibility

00:40:58.380 when 0.99

00:40:59.220 fucking breezy 0.99

00:41:01.480 when 0.99

00:41:02.840 when do we light the beacons

00:41:04.800 right

00:41:05.640 um

00:41:07.340 that's odd

00:41:08.580 interesting

00:41:12.220 that's a scotian lady saying 1.00

00:41:13.540 not accepting subpar bastardized english

00:41:16.580 is a good first step

00:41:17.960 oh i think she might be a little behind

00:41:19.380 but yeah definitely

00:41:22.000 absolutely

00:41:22.760 yes

00:41:24.440 yeah

00:41:25.380 yeah

00:41:32.640 low-key

00:41:33.420 low-key it's happening

00:41:34.720 i agree

00:41:35.300 i agree with that

00:41:37.440 i do too

00:41:39.280 for sure

00:41:39.680 like that's what i'm saying

00:41:40.940 like by the end of the summer

00:41:41.960 i think it'll be

00:41:42.740 i think it'll be in a

00:41:44.680 things are happening

00:41:47.000 well we're due

00:41:49.960 we're due for something

00:41:50.900 carmen

00:41:51.300 like

00:41:51.640 right

00:41:52.100 yeah

00:41:52.500 and

00:41:52.780 and

00:41:53.240 if you think about how

00:41:54.920 much

00:41:55.520 has happened

00:41:57.080 in the last

00:41:57.960 four years

00:41:59.100 and how much has happened

00:42:00.500 in the last

00:42:01.240 ten years

00:42:02.260 and how

00:42:03.600 the

00:42:04.380 how the

00:42:07.920 like how things

00:42:08.760 have sort of accelerated

00:42:09.800 in that short period

00:42:11.040 of time 0.99

00:42:11.520 fuck i'm getting 0.99

00:42:12.120 a headache 1.00

00:42:12.520 um

00:42:13.700 it's

00:42:16.900 it's definitely

00:42:17.620 uh

00:42:18.520 i feel like things

00:42:20.460 are happening

00:42:20.840 faster and faster

00:42:21.720 like the bingo cards

00:42:22.560 are getting filled up

00:42:23.380 way faster

00:42:24.240 than they used to

00:42:25.120 yeah i think that's a

00:42:28.320 that's a correct statement

00:42:29.180 the election

00:42:29.680 probably will be

00:42:31.020 eventful

00:42:31.580 um

00:42:32.240 that's i think

00:42:32.960 where we'll start

00:42:33.680 to definitely

00:42:34.500 kind of see

00:42:35.320 something happening

00:42:36.560 yeah

00:42:38.260 are we getting

00:42:40.440 a storm

00:42:41.000 like is there

00:42:42.240 rain

00:42:42.680 coming

00:42:43.380 i have no idea

00:42:44.600 what do i look

00:42:45.540 like the rain man

00:42:46.300 oh no but i am

00:42:48.160 no i'm certainly

00:42:50.080 no weather man

00:42:50.920 might be wrong

00:42:54.240 just like the

00:42:54.820 weather man

00:42:55.240 sometimes but

00:42:56.140 i'll never admit

00:42:57.380 it

00:42:58.140 i would have to

00:42:59.860 turn my light

00:43:00.420 off

00:43:00.740 oh that's weird

00:43:03.540 you just said

00:43:04.120 turn my turn

00:43:04.980 your light off

00:43:05.540 mine just turned

00:43:06.160 off

00:43:06.460 and yours went

00:43:07.160 off

00:43:07.460 is that your

00:43:09.020 life

00:43:09.240 mind controlling

00:43:11.380 my light

00:43:12.060 oh

00:43:13.260 i told

00:43:14.840 oh

00:43:15.360 oh my brain 1.00

00:43:17.040 oh fucking 1.00

00:43:18.560 migraines suck 1.00

00:43:19.840 oh lord have mercy 1.00

00:43:22.920 am i gonna get a

00:43:23.640 migraine now

00:43:24.360 what's happening

00:43:25.180 i don't know

00:43:26.500 what are you

00:43:27.420 getting raptured

00:43:28.140 ah

00:43:29.300 no

00:43:30.640 i'm not getting

00:43:31.900 raptured

00:43:32.440 but i am gonna

00:43:33.300 check the barometric

00:43:34.060 pressure to see if

00:43:35.100 that's what's bugging

00:43:35.900 me

00:43:36.200 because there is a

00:43:37.140 possibility that it

00:43:38.200 could be shifting

00:43:38.920 and it's up

00:43:40.800 oh there's peppermint

00:43:43.780 patsy

00:43:44.400 oh lord have mercy

00:43:46.440 sorry y'all

00:43:52.440 i'm gonna turn my

00:43:54.040 light off and see

00:43:54.760 if that helps

00:43:55.640 it might help

00:43:57.420 maybe

00:43:57.880 let's see if that

00:44:01.720 helps for a couple

00:44:02.420 minutes i'm gonna

00:44:03.060 turn the screen

00:44:03.880 down the brightness

00:44:04.720 on my screen down

00:44:05.660 too sorry guys

00:44:06.460 it's gonna get a

00:44:07.040 little bit dark

00:44:07.500 for a couple

00:44:07.900 minutes but

00:44:08.460 otherwise i'm

00:44:10.460 i might have to

00:44:11.480 usually does get

00:44:12.320 dark with us

00:44:13.040 though but

00:44:13.560 oh

00:44:14.500 it's an eclipse

00:44:16.520 there we go

00:44:17.560 oh lord

00:44:18.440 you should have

00:44:21.740 stared directly

00:44:22.320 into the eclipse

00:44:23.140 like i did and

00:44:23.940 it would have

00:44:24.420 solved all your

00:44:25.200 problems

00:44:25.640 it would have

00:44:27.940 solved my

00:44:28.460 migraine

00:44:29.040 absolutely

00:44:30.280 i stared directly

00:44:31.580 into the eclipse

00:44:32.380 and it just

00:44:33.080 you know

00:44:33.500 i took all the

00:44:35.500 sun's power

00:44:36.100 that's what

00:44:36.920 happened 1.00

00:44:37.300 okay dumbass 0.99

00:44:40.740 i now hold 1.00

00:44:43.740 the power of

00:44:44.380 the sun

00:44:44.840 the secrets

00:44:45.460 of the universe

00:44:46.240 all from

00:44:48.100 staring

00:44:48.740 directly at

00:44:50.640 the eclipse

00:44:51.100 like a man

00:44:51.740 i wonder if

00:44:53.100 my compression

00:44:53.660 cap is right

00:44:54.480 beside me

00:44:55.180 i have no

00:44:56.780 idea

00:44:57.100 what even

00:44:57.960 is that

00:44:58.420 i have a

00:44:59.880 migraine cap

00:45:00.620 oh

00:45:02.000 all right

00:45:03.200 yeah migraines

00:45:05.420 yeah thankfully

00:45:06.940 i do not

00:45:07.880 um

00:45:09.300 i'm certainly

00:45:11.500 certainly thankful

00:45:12.480 for that too

00:45:13.220 all right

00:45:14.260 let's see

00:45:14.900 this might help

00:45:16.020 for a second

00:45:16.640 let's try that

00:45:17.840 you know

00:45:19.600 oh let's give

00:45:21.060 it some pressure

00:45:21.720 here we go

00:45:22.840 i'm gonna look

00:45:24.400 like a rock star

00:45:25.100 for a couple

00:45:25.560 minutes

00:45:26.000 let's try that

00:45:27.200 whoo

00:45:28.620 there we go

00:45:29.700 there we go

00:45:31.000 oh my god

00:45:34.380 if anybody else

00:45:35.440 suffers from

00:45:36.000 migraines 0.81

00:45:36.540 they understand

00:45:37.200 what i'm going

00:45:37.820 through right now

00:45:38.340 if you don't

00:45:39.260 sorry

00:45:39.680 yeah thankfully

00:45:42.660 i'm not one

00:45:43.340 who necessarily

00:45:44.080 suffers from them

00:45:45.880 i mean every

00:45:46.420 once in a while

00:45:46.840 i do get those

00:45:47.420 headaches

00:45:47.680 where light 1.00

00:45:48.140 fucking 1.00

00:45:48.840 fox with it 1.00

00:45:49.680 but other than

00:45:50.540 that

00:45:50.800 it's not

00:45:51.780 not something

00:45:52.540 that happens

00:45:53.100 regularly or

00:45:54.060 anything like

00:45:55.540 that

00:45:55.800 i'm more of a

00:45:57.060 i'm more of a

00:45:57.580 body pain kind

00:45:58.460 of guy

00:45:58.780 the knees

00:46:00.800 or the

00:46:01.260 the shoulder

00:46:02.400 will start to

00:46:03.060 hurt

00:46:03.300 okay that's

00:46:05.300 not helping

00:46:05.800 it's like the

00:46:06.920 thunder shirt for

00:46:07.660 dogs only for 0.66

00:46:08.440 my brain

00:46:09.000 yeah exactly

00:46:09.840 exactly

00:46:11.440 that's not

00:46:12.600 working

00:46:12.920 oh maybe i

00:46:15.680 should smoke

00:46:16.040 another joint 0.81

00:46:16.640 that could 0.68

00:46:18.860 potentially be

00:46:19.700 of an

00:46:20.160 assistance

00:46:20.840 potentially

00:46:23.280 i wonder if

00:46:25.940 it's because i

00:46:26.520 only had

00:46:27.000 coffee

00:46:27.460 maybe

00:46:29.660 did you

00:46:31.400 eat

00:46:31.700 listen to

00:46:34.740 me and i'm

00:46:35.240 like did you

00:46:35.700 eat i sure as 0.98

00:46:36.520 fuck didn't all 0.96

00:46:37.400 i've had is 0.99

00:46:37.940 coffee but

00:46:38.600 yeah i

00:46:41.180 definitely have

00:46:42.000 not

00:46:42.420 but that's

00:46:43.640 typical for me i

00:46:44.420 won't i won't

00:46:45.120 eat until about

00:46:45.820 like six

00:46:46.700 yeah i don't

00:46:47.720 usually eat till

00:46:48.240 after the gym

00:46:49.020 i'll have a

00:46:49.480 protein bar 0.98

00:46:50.200 shit snacks 0.99

00:46:53.040 oh this is 1.00

00:46:54.740 good 0.99

00:46:55.680 shit snacks 1.00

00:46:57.260 she says 0.99

00:46:57.860 apparently we're

00:46:58.720 in india

00:46:59.480 sorry

00:47:01.260 sarah and

00:47:03.580 hold the line

00:47:04.280 homestead says

00:47:05.000 cbd

00:47:05.620 yeah i do

00:47:08.180 have a

00:47:08.760 i do have a

00:47:11.300 vape with cbd

00:47:12.240 in it somewhere

00:47:12.920 over there

00:47:15.240 could be helpful

00:47:15.700 anyway

00:47:19.880 anyway moving

00:47:21.260 on oh you

00:47:22.060 know what i

00:47:22.640 have cbd

00:47:23.340 weed here

00:47:24.100 i

00:47:25.920 have

00:47:26.220 cbd

00:47:32.140 joint

00:47:32.620 warning on

00:47:35.440 government

00:47:35.860 growers i

00:47:37.060 don't need to

00:47:37.600 listen to that

00:47:38.160 though i do

00:47:38.920 not buy the

00:47:39.560 government stuff

00:47:40.280 yeah i'm not

00:47:43.540 i'm not smoking

00:47:44.280 government weed

00:47:44.980 i'm smoking

00:47:47.520 homegrown

00:47:48.500 uh and

00:47:50.020 there's the

00:47:50.540 one that's

00:47:51.820 the one i

00:47:52.380 don't want

00:47:53.100 that's the

00:47:54.040 one i

00:47:54.520 want i'm

00:47:55.200 typically home

00:47:55.780 grown or i'll

00:47:56.280 go to the

00:47:56.880 reserve

00:47:57.760 yeah i'll buy

00:47:59.660 their weed

00:48:00.140 yeah no i'm

00:48:01.840 definitely not

00:48:02.440 smoking any

00:48:03.580 um government

00:48:05.780 weed right now

00:48:06.500 and sometimes it

00:48:08.900 bothers me and

00:48:09.560 sometimes it

00:48:10.160 doesn't like it

00:48:10.960 i know i

00:48:13.120 tend to go

00:48:13.700 with the

00:48:14.120 same

00:48:14.580 growers if

00:48:16.520 i'm buying

00:48:16.940 from the

00:48:18.480 government

00:48:18.840 store because

00:48:19.560 again some

00:48:20.560 of them are

00:48:21.000 super like

00:48:22.040 yeah some

00:48:22.760 of the even

00:48:23.080 the cartridges

00:48:23.600 some of them

00:48:24.600 are really

00:48:24.900 solventy and

00:48:25.580 stuff right

00:48:26.040 and i'm not

00:48:26.500 right i don't

00:48:27.420 enjoy any of

00:48:28.100 that i don't

00:48:28.480 want to taste

00:48:28.860 chemicals in

00:48:29.480 my weed that's 0.99

00:48:30.020 fucking gross 0.99

00:48:30.640 a little bit 0.99

00:48:32.220 i found cigarettes

00:48:33.600 are tasting really

00:48:34.460 shitty now too

00:48:35.220 yeah i don't have

00:48:37.020 that problem

00:48:37.400 anymore

00:48:37.720 yeah yeah

00:48:38.800 well i know

00:48:39.320 that congratulations

00:48:40.320 to you

00:48:41.040 maybe that's the

00:48:42.360 other reason i

00:48:42.900 have a headache

00:48:43.340 who knows

00:48:43.860 yeah maybe

00:48:45.500 uh like i know

00:48:46.700 it's it's the

00:48:48.100 weird part is

00:48:48.900 like it's been 0.98

00:48:49.500 like fucking two 0.98

00:48:50.360 weeks or so 0.99

00:48:51.180 maybe even more

00:48:51.960 now but i still 0.98

00:48:53.320 fucking have 0.86

00:48:54.120 moments where i'm 1.00

00:48:54.880 like i want a

00:48:55.640 pack of smokes

00:48:56.300 yeah

00:48:57.100 right

00:48:58.900 preaching to the

00:48:59.700 choir like i i

00:49:00.820 could go through

00:49:01.280 one right now

00:49:01.940 really like right

00:49:03.100 now i could light

00:49:03.820 one up and be

00:49:04.440 happy but

00:49:05.140 yes

00:49:05.840 yeah i have

00:49:06.960 like no willpower

00:49:08.240 when it comes to

00:49:08.960 that i'm just

00:49:09.400 like well and

00:49:10.180 then i just get

00:49:10.700 in my car and i

00:49:11.220 go by as you

00:49:11.920 know i'm just

00:49:12.340 like well i'm

00:49:12.740 just gonna go

00:49:13.180 buy cigarettes

00:49:13.880 all right

00:49:14.900 bad hat harriet 0.98

00:49:15.780 says cold on

00:49:16.600 the base of

00:49:17.040 your neck

00:49:17.460 yeah i

00:49:18.740 definitely have

00:49:19.560 um i i have

00:49:21.500 like i said i

00:49:22.280 have a migraine

00:49:22.820 cap and it

00:49:23.480 has whole it

00:49:24.580 has things in

00:49:25.180 it for ice

00:49:26.220 packs it's a

00:49:27.780 compression cap

00:49:28.820 that has it

00:49:30.260 goes all the way

00:49:30.880 down your neck 0.51

00:49:31.680 and then you 0.71

00:49:32.280 tighten it here

00:49:33.280 and you put

00:49:34.500 ice packs in

00:49:35.260 it all along

00:49:36.320 here and then

00:49:37.260 along the back

00:49:38.060 and then they

00:49:38.780 go in here as

00:49:39.600 well and then

00:49:40.400 across the front

00:49:41.200 so it's pretty 0.92

00:49:42.840 fucking cool if 0.93

00:49:43.860 anybody suffers 0.94

00:49:44.660 from migraines get

00:49:45.640 yourself an ice

00:49:46.340 cap

00:49:46.720 not from

00:49:49.040 mortans

00:49:49.600 no i got mine

00:49:50.880 at costco i

00:49:51.640 want to say

00:49:52.160 i can't remember

00:49:53.960 it was a long

00:49:54.420 time ago but

00:49:55.220 i haven't even

00:49:57.780 heard of that

00:49:58.200 it's like this

00:49:59.440 but again i also

00:50:00.240 don't get

00:50:01.840 migraines yeah

00:50:02.620 i luckily don't

00:50:04.580 have to do

00:50:05.460 that oh well

00:50:07.160 if you can make

00:50:07.900 that then better

00:50:09.100 than anyone then

00:50:10.220 dm me you can

00:50:15.400 send me some i'll

00:50:16.960 send you some

00:50:17.580 money

00:50:17.900 i miss the days

00:50:20.940 of getting

00:50:21.760 fibers of honey

00:50:23.360 oil and yeah

00:50:25.120 right those were

00:50:26.340 good days yeah

00:50:27.640 it's just not the

00:50:28.620 same i mean

00:50:29.660 still get still

00:50:30.860 get fibers it's

00:50:31.680 just not you 0.99

00:50:32.680 know fuck i 0.99

00:50:33.760 haven't even well 0.99

00:50:34.700 i had uh i had a

00:50:35.760 little bit of just

00:50:37.140 like regular oil not

00:50:38.440 too long ago um

00:50:40.680 that was it was

00:50:41.300 pretty decent a

00:50:41.940 buddy of mine made

00:50:42.500 it but other than

00:50:43.100 that i haven't yeah

00:50:43.840 i haven't had any

00:50:44.600 of that in quite a

00:50:45.660 while yeah you have

00:50:46.820 to have somebody you

00:50:47.480 have to know somebody

00:50:48.120 that makes it

00:50:48.740 otherwise what is

00:50:51.020 that a migraine

00:50:52.700 piercing excuse me 0.98

00:50:55.280 what the fuck is a 0.96

00:50:56.840 migraine piercing i 0.99

00:50:58.660 don't even know

00:50:59.260 what that what

00:51:00.280 what do you mean

00:51:01.720 yeah i don't know

00:51:03.800 what i mean i'm just

00:51:04.740 reading it i don't

00:51:05.980 speak your words

00:51:06.620 happy happy dog

00:51:08.340 there's got a

00:51:09.320 migraine piercing

00:51:10.160 says problem solved

00:51:11.140 tell me more

00:51:14.660 just says yep there

00:51:18.280 you go that's that's

00:51:19.160 all the more you get

00:51:19.980 oh well just

00:51:22.060 super helpful

00:51:22.840 that's all just

00:51:27.680 just yeah all right

00:51:29.060 there you go it

00:51:29.860 exists it's a thing

00:51:30.700 that's that's all

00:51:31.260 you're getting

00:51:31.540 i mean another day i

00:51:37.740 would probably argue

00:51:38.620 that however right

00:51:40.280 now i don't have it

00:51:41.840 in me

00:51:42.200 i haven't had one in

00:51:44.620 years

00:51:45.160 okay so what is it

00:51:46.540 where do you get it

00:51:47.300 pierced just out of

00:51:48.620 curiosity

00:51:49.220 it is yeah i'm curious

00:51:52.200 of this too

00:51:52.800 three different areas

00:51:55.040 on the ear

00:51:55.700 oh really

00:51:57.240 really

00:51:58.220 interesting

00:51:59.680 huh

00:52:02.900 really

00:52:04.980 on the ear

00:52:06.240 yeah that's definitely

00:52:08.460 different

00:52:08.860 yeah i don't know

00:52:10.560 i mean i'm willing

00:52:14.320 to

00:52:14.600 it's ear piercing i

00:52:17.760 mean

00:52:17.980 not willing to try

00:52:19.940 i was wondering if

00:52:22.020 it was going to be

00:52:22.480 like somewhere weird

00:52:23.340 or something

00:52:23.900 yeah that's what i

00:52:25.460 was thinking like

00:52:26.180 you know because

00:52:27.360 in like traditional

00:52:28.420 chinese medicine or

00:52:29.340 reflexology things

00:52:30.320 like that it's like

00:52:30.960 different areas like

00:52:32.400 acupuncture and

00:52:33.100 things like i've

00:52:34.140 gone in that

00:52:34.560 acupuncture i've

00:52:35.440 yeah i've tried

00:52:35.960 everything oh my

00:52:36.880 god i've tried

00:52:37.300 everything in my

00:52:38.020 library

00:52:38.320 you know through

00:52:39.640 center ear helix

00:52:41.300 closest to the head

00:52:42.560 and the flipping thing

00:52:44.900 in the front

00:52:45.620 then i believe that

00:52:46.960 is the scientific

00:52:47.660 term the flipping

00:52:48.820 thing in the front

00:52:49.560 that's right

00:52:50.860 okay

00:52:51.760 hmm

00:52:52.900 interesting

00:52:53.680 i'll have to

00:52:54.940 check it out

00:52:55.460 that's funny

00:52:56.560 that is interesting

00:52:59.740 i've never

00:53:00.360 ever heard of that

00:53:01.400 before

00:53:01.740 no me neither

00:53:02.880 have to look into

00:53:03.920 that

00:53:04.200 yeah

00:53:05.260 they're acupuncture

00:53:06.300 points that's why

00:53:07.120 all right

00:53:07.460 yeah that's

00:53:08.300 that's exactly

00:53:09.540 what i was thinking

00:53:10.360 in my head while

00:53:11.200 you were saying

00:53:11.820 that

00:53:12.120 um

00:53:13.300 is that those

00:53:14.780 are the

00:53:15.620 spots where

00:53:16.360 they put the

00:53:16.880 needles

00:53:17.220 huh

00:53:19.080 i've never done

00:53:22.000 the acupuncture

00:53:22.700 i love acupuncture

00:53:24.860 10 years

00:53:25.840 hey wow

00:53:26.500 huh

00:53:28.300 all right

00:53:28.840 there you go

00:53:29.780 maybe you need 0.53

00:53:30.260 a migraine piercing

00:53:31.060 yeah

00:53:32.880 seriously

00:53:33.760 all right

00:53:34.400 well there's a

00:53:35.280 tattoo place

00:53:36.960 down the road

00:53:37.460 for me i'm sure

00:53:37.980 they do piercing

00:53:38.680 so it's totally

00:53:39.880 gone

00:53:40.280 huh

00:53:42.280 i think they

00:53:43.740 could fit me

00:53:44.200 in today

00:53:44.680 it's 1.00

00:53:45.420 fuck 1.00

00:53:45.700 i 1.00

00:53:45.860 had

00:53:46.080 age

00:53:46.360 just run

00:53:47.900 in there 1.00

00:53:48.320 fucking 1.00

00:53:49.240 migraine 1.00

00:53:49.660 piercing

00:53:50.000 right 1.00

00:53:50.240 fucking 0.99

00:53:50.620 now 1.00

00:53:51.000 oh

00:53:52.780 it's not

00:53:55.020 helping

00:53:55.320 piercer

00:53:55.780 will know

00:53:56.280 yeah

00:53:57.620 body

00:53:59.080 piercing

00:53:59.340 will know

00:53:59.640 okay

00:53:59.940 see if i

00:54:01.760 can do this

00:54:02.220 again

00:54:02.500 maybe if i

00:54:03.620 turn it down

00:54:04.240 a little bit

00:54:04.980 feel bad

00:54:06.640 that i'm so

00:54:07.060 dark

00:54:07.500 okay

00:54:10.600 we're all

00:54:12.120 very dark

00:54:12.720 around here

00:54:13.740 it's just

00:54:16.540 the way it

00:54:16.960 is

00:54:17.340 oh

00:54:18.540 do you have 0.98

00:54:19.400 to get crotch 0.87

00:54:19.900 goblin

00:54:20.280 no

00:54:21.600 no

00:54:22.200 okay

00:54:23.960 oh there

00:54:25.280 you go

00:54:25.480 it's a 0.97

00:54:25.760 crotch 0.94

00:54:26.020 piercing

00:54:26.460 yay

00:54:27.040 you're

00:54:28.560 returning

00:54:28.940 honestly

00:54:33.360 yeah

00:54:33.760 i'm definitely

00:54:34.480 i'm definitely

00:54:35.060 not signing up

00:54:35.940 for crotch 0.92

00:54:36.420 piercings

00:54:37.500 no

00:54:38.040 no

00:54:38.420 no prince

00:54:39.000 albert

00:54:39.360 happening

00:54:39.720 over here

00:54:40.680 those are

00:54:41.360 weird

00:54:41.760 very

00:54:43.800 like i don't

00:54:44.500 even know why

00:54:44.920 anybody would

00:54:45.360 want to do

00:54:45.820 that

00:54:46.080 it seems a

00:54:47.660 very jewish

00:54:48.180 thing to do

00:54:49.220 well definitely

00:54:51.040 not

00:54:51.480 no i've seen

00:54:52.680 them

00:54:52.980 they were

00:54:53.560 not on

00:54:54.140 i don't know

00:54:57.300 they like 0.99

00:54:57.620 fucking with 1.00

00:54:58.060 dicks i don't 1.00

00:54:58.600 know

00:54:58.900 like cut

00:55:03.860 things off

00:55:04.420 of it and

00:55:04.840 pierce it 1.00

00:55:05.280 i don't fucking 0.99

00:55:05.900 know 0.99

00:55:06.140 oh

00:55:06.600 cut things

00:55:08.300 off of it 1.00

00:55:08.960 and pierce 0.58

00:55:09.620 it

00:55:09.860 yeah right

00:55:10.400 i

00:55:11.220 i wonder

00:55:12.760 why it's

00:55:13.280 called a

00:55:13.680 prince albert

00:55:14.360 same with 0.77

00:55:16.900 nipple piercing 0.89

00:55:17.700 there you go 0.99

00:55:20.640 get the nipples 1.00

00:55:21.520 pierced 0.95

00:55:22.060 why would

00:55:24.140 how is that

00:55:24.740 going to help

00:55:25.180 my migraines

00:55:25.960 i have no

00:55:27.900 idea

00:55:28.180 oh

00:55:29.560 oh i feel

00:55:30.260 like that

00:55:30.540 might not

00:55:30.840 help my

00:55:31.160 migraines 0.81

00:55:31.640 but it

00:55:31.940 might be

00:55:32.260 a good

00:55:32.720 piercing

00:55:33.060 to have

00:55:33.540 all right

00:55:34.000 yeah i

00:55:34.620 don't want

00:55:35.100 anything in 1.00

00:55:35.740 my nipples 0.96

00:55:36.260 380 through 0.97

00:55:39.800 the left

00:55:40.200 temple

00:55:40.580 guaranteed no

00:55:41.800 more headaches

00:55:42.400 thanks jason

00:55:43.740 that that is

00:55:45.500 accurate

00:55:45.960 so 38

00:55:47.640 that's good

00:55:49.280 yeah

00:55:49.660 yeah

00:55:50.600 that is

00:55:51.380 definitely

00:55:51.700 accurate

00:55:52.360 thanks

00:55:53.920 tips

00:55:54.540 that's not

00:55:55.920 to be considered

00:55:56.720 medical advice

00:55:57.600 though

00:55:57.860 i mean it

00:55:59.720 could be

00:56:00.140 but for the

00:56:01.160 purposes of

00:56:01.760 this show

00:56:02.100 it's not

00:56:02.500 not medical

00:56:05.320 oh and nipple 1.00

00:56:07.520 piercings aren't 0.98

00:56:08.180 for the

00:56:08.420 migraines 0.81

00:56:08.860 no just

00:56:09.400 for

00:56:10.240 entertainment

00:56:11.420 purposes

00:56:11.980 apparently

00:56:13.200 yes

00:56:13.560 something to

00:56:14.560 play with

00:56:15.000 right

00:56:15.480 yeah no

00:56:16.960 i can't

00:56:17.500 imagine putting

00:56:18.060 them

00:56:18.360 uh no

00:56:19.360 actually i'm

00:56:19.900 not gonna

00:56:20.300 continue that 0.87

00:56:21.740 nipple

00:56:23.940 piercings are 0.97

00:56:24.660 nasty

00:56:25.040 yeah see

00:56:26.120 that's the

00:56:26.540 thing i

00:56:26.940 don't i

00:56:27.380 like my

00:56:27.940 i i am

00:56:28.760 a fan of 0.99

00:56:29.240 my boobs 0.96

00:56:29.720 so i 0.99

00:56:31.980 don't want

00:56:32.380 to ruin

00:56:32.720 them with

00:56:33.420 piercings

00:56:35.320 i don't know

00:56:36.340 i feel like

00:56:36.600 yeah i had a

00:56:37.380 buddy got both

00:56:38.100 of his i had a

00:56:39.160 buddy get both 1.00

00:56:39.780 of his nipples 1.00

00:56:40.260 pierced at the 0.99

00:56:40.900 same time and

00:56:41.480 he told me that

00:56:42.080 it just felt like

00:56:42.820 he was constantly

00:56:43.780 being titty

00:56:44.460 twisted

00:56:44.840 like well why'd

00:56:47.760 you do it

00:56:48.560 yeah no

00:56:52.600 brutal

00:56:53.620 brutal 0.93

00:56:54.360 and guy 0.81

00:56:54.840 guy okay

00:56:55.580 guys with 0.99

00:56:57.220 nipple 0.99

00:56:58.860 piercings 0.83

00:56:59.380 weird

00:56:59.860 guys with

00:57:01.140 eyebrow

00:57:01.560 piercings

00:57:02.160 and stuff

00:57:02.680 weird

00:57:03.920 if you have

00:57:04.500 anybody with

00:57:05.540 a face

00:57:05.900 piercing

00:57:06.200 no offense

00:57:06.980 it's just

00:57:07.720 not for me

00:57:08.200 i think it's

00:57:08.820 i don't like

00:57:09.320 it

00:57:09.620 i don't like

00:57:10.860 it

00:57:10.980 there's some

00:57:11.900 there's some

00:57:12.380 advice for you

00:57:13.040 sarah

00:57:13.480 preserve your

00:57:14.600 tips

00:57:15.000 yeah exactly

00:57:15.920 i'm nothing

00:57:16.480 i'm not doing

00:57:16.980 anything to

00:57:17.540 them

00:57:17.760 nothing

00:57:19.860 get some

00:57:20.920 preservatives

00:57:21.460 and just

00:57:21.820 add them

00:57:22.160 you know

00:57:22.820 not getting

00:57:24.300 anything

00:57:24.760 not getting

00:57:26.840 pumped up

00:57:27.540 or whatever 0.99

00:57:28.040 the fuck 1.00

00:57:28.440 they do 1.00

00:57:28.940 with the

00:57:29.460 saline

00:57:32.000 although

00:57:33.720 i have

00:57:36.120 thought

00:57:36.500 how fun

00:57:37.440 would that

00:57:37.760 be just

00:57:38.280 to have

00:57:38.800 fake

00:57:39.420 poops

00:57:39.880 i feel

00:57:42.720 like it's

00:57:42.980 a thing

00:57:43.180 that all

00:57:43.480 girls think 1.00

00:57:43.940 about

00:57:44.220 i think

00:57:45.800 if i had

00:57:46.320 them i

00:57:46.580 wouldn't

00:57:46.800 leave the

00:57:47.120 house

00:57:47.500 you just

00:57:49.520 play with

00:57:49.800 them all

00:57:49.960 the time

00:57:50.220 probably

00:57:51.360 i think

00:57:53.200 that's just 0.96

00:57:53.600 boobs in 1.00

00:57:54.000 general

00:57:54.340 i don't think

00:57:54.940 they would

00:57:55.120 have to be

00:57:55.420 fake

00:57:55.560 i just mean

00:57:56.680 like i think

00:57:57.160 broads are

00:57:58.240 like you

00:57:59.640 know you

00:58:00.340 wonder what

00:58:00.840 it feels

00:58:01.260 like

00:58:01.700 i got hit

00:58:03.160 with a 0.89

00:58:03.420 fake boob 0.94

00:58:03.900 that doesn't

00:58:05.560 surprise me

00:58:06.040 either

00:58:06.300 yeah

00:58:06.840 it's

00:58:07.180 freestones

00:58:07.800 oh

00:58:08.940 yeah

00:58:10.120 um

00:58:11.180 yeah

00:58:11.620 yeah

00:58:12.240 cindy hit 1.00

00:58:13.200 me with

00:58:13.480 hers

00:58:13.700 it was

00:58:13.940 great

00:58:14.280 i'm

00:58:15.540 sorry

00:58:15.720 well

00:58:18.240 she

00:58:18.540 cancer

00:58:19.100 survivor

00:58:19.620 right

00:58:20.020 so she

00:58:20.500 got one

00:58:20.820 of the

00:58:21.220 apparently

00:58:21.660 she told

00:58:21.980 me that

00:58:22.200 you can

00:58:22.360 get them

00:58:22.600 on uh

00:58:23.240 on amazon

00:58:24.120 you can

00:58:24.580 buy your

00:58:24.920 own

00:58:25.260 little

00:58:26.240 kind of

00:58:27.060 fake

00:58:27.220 boob

00:58:27.520 that would

00:58:27.820 just go

00:58:28.120 in your

00:58:28.300 bra

00:58:28.500 a cutlet

00:58:29.700 are you

00:58:32.040 talking about

00:58:32.560 the booby

00:58:32.940 cutlets

00:58:33.320 like you're

00:58:34.980 talking about

00:58:35.360 the little

00:58:35.600 like the

00:58:36.340 booby

00:58:36.580 things that

00:58:37.060 you put

00:58:37.320 in your

00:58:37.560 bra

00:58:37.800 yeah

00:58:39.260 it wasn't

00:58:39.900 actually like

00:58:40.420 a fake 0.77

00:58:40.820 titty that 0.93

00:58:41.320 was like

00:58:41.660 attached to

00:58:42.360 her with 0.76

00:58:42.640 like 0.99

00:58:42.860 titties 0.98

00:58:43.460 no like 0.91

00:58:44.800 she could

00:58:45.080 take it

00:58:45.400 out

00:58:45.560 no she

00:58:46.980 could like

00:58:47.300 take it

00:58:47.620 out

00:58:47.840 and it'd

00:58:48.220 like fall

00:58:48.620 out sometimes

00:58:49.300 when she

00:58:49.660 bent over

00:58:50.100 that was

00:58:50.380 kind of

00:58:50.620 funny

00:58:50.860 those are

00:58:52.060 called

00:58:52.480 those are

00:58:54.120 called

00:58:54.400 like

00:58:54.740 titty

00:58:55.140 cutlets

00:58:55.600 yeah

00:58:56.180 whatever

00:58:56.480 it's still

00:58:56.820 a titty

00:58:57.040 they look 0.98

00:58:57.320 like a

00:58:57.560 chicken

00:58:57.740 cutlet

00:58:58.080 but it's 0.98

00:58:58.500 for titties 0.81

00:58:59.060 yeah 0.94

00:58:59.660 well it's

00:58:59.920 still a

00:59:00.220 titty

00:59:00.420 and i

00:59:00.680 got hit

00:59:00.980 with it

00:59:01.380 she hit 0.95

00:59:03.440 me with

00:59:03.760 it

00:59:03.980 she pulled

00:59:04.500 it out 1.00

00:59:04.800 and fucking 1.00

00:59:05.240 slapped me 1.00

00:59:05.780 on it

00:59:06.040 it was

00:59:06.220 great

00:59:06.580 oh my god

00:59:08.800 i feel like

00:59:14.820 that is

00:59:15.800 just

00:59:16.000 right

00:59:16.300 kind of

00:59:17.660 inappropriate

00:59:18.220 a couplet

00:59:19.860 yeah

00:59:20.300 there you go

00:59:21.000 non-implanted

00:59:21.900 boobies 0.64

00:59:22.280 yeah

00:59:23.700 well i get

00:59:24.420 it

00:59:24.700 it's a cutlet

00:59:26.520 yeah

00:59:27.240 either implants

00:59:29.060 or cutlets

00:59:29.560 i mean

00:59:29.920 people

00:59:30.860 like that

00:59:33.240 would be my

00:59:33.660 favorite part

00:59:34.120 just throwing 0.99

00:59:34.540 boobs at 1.00

00:59:35.000 people

00:59:35.300 listen if i

00:59:36.560 put one of

00:59:37.080 those can

00:59:37.760 you imagine

00:59:38.400 what would

00:59:39.060 happen if i

00:59:39.680 put those in

00:59:40.200 there they

00:59:40.540 would be like

00:59:41.140 up here

00:59:42.040 i'm gonna look

00:59:44.120 i'm gonna look

00:59:45.000 in to see

00:59:45.560 how many i can

00:59:47.340 buy on amazon

00:59:48.060 and then i

00:59:49.780 wouldn't need

00:59:50.240 many i would

00:59:50.800 need one

00:59:51.380 in each side

00:59:52.480 and they'll

00:59:52.740 be like

00:59:53.120 well i

00:59:54.780 figure i

00:59:55.360 should probably

00:59:55.780 get a few

00:59:56.400 so that i

00:59:56.860 can be

00:59:57.300 a female 0.98

00:59:58.320 wrestler

00:59:58.700 if you

01:00:01.960 think you're

01:00:02.440 gonna wear 1.00

01:00:02.840 fake tits 1.00

01:00:03.680 and we 0.99

01:00:04.080 are not

01:00:04.500 all going

01:00:05.060 to beat 1.00

01:00:05.340 the shit 1.00

01:00:05.660 out of 0.99

01:00:05.900 you right

01:00:06.240 away

01:00:06.540 you're

01:00:06.920 wrong

01:00:07.140 if you

01:00:09.420 look like

01:00:10.380 a giant 0.99

01:00:11.060 tranny 0.94

01:00:11.580 we will 1.00

01:00:12.200 beat you 1.00

01:00:12.900 senseless 1.00

01:00:13.460 like we 0.74

01:00:15.640 won't even

01:00:16.040 wait for

01:00:16.540 breezy

01:00:16.960 we're all

01:00:17.700 just gonna

01:00:18.040 come at

01:00:18.480 you together 1.00

01:00:18.780 damn 1.00

01:00:20.840 that'd be 0.99

01:00:24.040 funny

01:00:24.280 i'll just

01:00:25.120 throw my 1.00

01:00:25.480 tits at 1.00

01:00:25.880 you 1.00

01:00:26.180 i'll throw 1.00

01:00:27.800 my tit 1.00

01:00:28.180 at you

01:00:28.520 that's a

01:00:30.180 nightmare i

01:00:30.720 never want

01:00:31.420 to actually

01:00:31.960 have come

01:00:32.500 to reality

01:00:33.120 ever

01:00:34.580 you've shown

01:00:35.920 me enough

01:00:36.360 of those 1.00

01:00:36.780 stupid ai 1.00

01:00:37.620 generated 1.00

01:00:38.240 dumb things 0.99

01:00:39.000 that just 1.00

01:00:39.480 give me 1.00

01:00:39.840 fucking 1.00

01:00:40.280 nightmares 1.00

01:00:40.760 so i

01:00:41.320 don't

01:00:41.480 understand

01:00:41.980 i should

01:00:43.500 make that

01:00:43.880 a song

01:00:44.260 hit me

01:00:44.800 with your 0.99

01:00:45.060 best hit

01:00:45.540 let's go

01:00:47.580 what's wrong

01:00:49.360 with you

01:00:49.780 a lot of

01:00:51.120 things really

01:00:51.980 i just don't

01:00:53.840 understand

01:00:54.320 i mean if we

01:00:55.200 really want to

01:00:55.760 get into that

01:00:56.320 we might

01:00:57.720 be here

01:00:58.100 a while

01:00:58.500 oh but

01:00:59.740 there's

01:01:01.500 definitely a

01:01:02.000 lot wrong

01:01:02.440 with me

01:01:02.900 i've never

01:01:04.640 i've never

01:01:05.160 professed to

01:01:05.740 say that

01:01:06.020 there wasn't

01:01:06.400 either so

01:01:06.960 here you

01:01:07.500 go

01:01:07.700 something

01:01:10.960 okay this

01:01:13.340 is kind

01:01:13.740 of working

01:01:14.280 but only

01:01:17.260 mildly

01:01:17.880 is that is

01:01:18.760 that the

01:01:19.100 correct terminology

01:01:19.960 a gaggle

01:01:20.800 of piranhas

01:01:22.260 no there's

01:01:24.080 no way

01:01:24.520 a gaggle

01:01:24.980 is geese

01:01:25.780 yeah

01:01:27.060 it's a

01:01:27.400 school

01:01:27.820 it will be

01:01:30.640 a school

01:01:31.060 of piranhas

01:01:31.580 they're fish

01:01:32.200 that that i

01:01:33.960 would consider

01:01:34.620 it a good

01:01:35.160 thing wild

01:01:35.740 i would consider

01:01:36.800 it a good

01:01:37.280 thing if a

01:01:37.900 woman throws 1.00

01:01:38.420 a tit at 0.57

01:01:38.820 you

01:01:39.060 it's got to

01:01:41.680 be some sort

01:01:42.280 of good luck

01:01:42.740 isn't it

01:01:43.520 oh

01:01:46.800 it has to

01:01:48.160 be

01:01:48.400 there's no

01:01:49.660 way it's

01:01:50.020 not

01:01:50.380 getting hit

01:01:52.060 with a tit

01:01:52.560 it's got to

01:01:52.940 be good luck

01:01:53.500 whether it's

01:01:55.820 real or fake

01:01:56.460 doesn't matter 0.97

01:01:57.060 i get hit 0.92

01:01:58.080 with a fake

01:01:58.540 tit i can't

01:01:59.880 even imagine

01:02:00.360 what my

01:02:00.840 response to

01:02:02.460 that would

01:02:02.820 be oh

01:02:03.480 i feel like

01:02:04.960 i'd be at

01:02:05.300 the wrong

01:02:05.600 party

01:02:05.980 trad wife's

01:02:07.240 in a whole

01:02:07.660 other conversation

01:02:08.500 here i was

01:02:09.420 getting confused

01:02:10.120 there because

01:02:10.560 she's just

01:02:10.920 like whenever

01:02:11.320 i ask rogue

01:02:11.960 he just says

01:02:12.500 i'm happy

01:02:12.940 with whatever

01:02:13.380 you make

01:02:13.900 what should

01:02:14.380 i make for

01:02:14.900 supper with

01:02:15.880 ground beef

01:02:16.500 uh

01:02:17.400 i don't know

01:02:18.660 whenever you

01:02:19.480 put shepherd's

01:02:20.100 pie

01:02:20.220 there you

01:02:22.040 go 1.00

01:02:23.500 fucking love 1.00

01:02:24.100 shepherd's pie 0.99

01:02:24.700 by the way

01:02:25.100 so good

01:02:25.680 yeah it is

01:02:27.160 so good

01:02:27.660 that's that's

01:02:28.560 like one of

01:02:28.960 the comfort

01:02:29.320 foods i love

01:02:30.060 yeah love

01:02:31.320 shepherd's pie

01:02:31.880 it's like right

01:02:32.640 up there with

01:02:33.060 chili yeah 0.79

01:02:33.660 yeah see chili

01:02:34.940 and shepherd's

01:02:35.520 pie 1.00

01:02:35.780 fuck yeah 0.99

01:02:36.800 two very good 0.99

01:02:37.500 options

01:02:37.880 absolutely

01:02:38.880 fantastic

01:02:39.720 right

01:02:40.760 why are you

01:02:45.680 giving me

01:02:46.120 notifications

01:02:46.860 phone

01:02:47.500 who

01:02:48.340 interesting

01:02:48.720 i thought you

01:02:49.200 were talking

01:02:49.480 to me

01:02:49.820 i was like

01:02:50.220 i'm not

01:02:50.480 giving you

01:02:50.780 any

01:02:50.960 notifications

01:02:51.600 no

01:02:52.680 the phone

01:02:53.420 is just

01:02:53.820 giving me

01:02:54.260 interesting

01:02:54.640 notifications

01:02:55.300 right now

01:02:55.840 which it

01:02:56.180 shouldn't

01:02:56.440 be

01:02:56.580 she has

01:02:56.820 no

01:02:57.080 potatoes

01:02:57.580 apparently

01:02:58.360 uh

01:02:59.940 i would

01:03:00.740 usually

01:03:01.060 i don't

01:03:01.380 know

01:03:01.480 what do

01:03:01.680 i do

01:03:02.040 i got

01:03:02.580 uh

01:03:03.820 crack slaw

01:03:06.300 is good

01:03:06.700 says island

01:03:07.240 jason

01:03:07.660 welcome

01:03:09.200 welcome to

01:03:09.840 what should

01:03:10.280 trad wife

01:03:10.780 make for

01:03:11.160 dinner

01:03:11.440 what about

01:03:12.600 let's uh

01:03:14.020 meatloaf

01:03:15.140 with ground

01:03:15.600 beef

01:03:15.860 oh she's

01:03:19.820 got

01:03:19.960 meatball

01:03:20.420 potatoes

01:03:20.840 canned

01:03:23.240 potatoes

01:03:23.600 you can

01:03:23.940 whip

01:03:24.240 yeah

01:03:24.660 or just

01:03:25.340 make

01:03:25.540 burgers

01:03:25.900 i like

01:03:26.860 burgers

01:03:27.360 homemade

01:03:27.840 burgers

01:03:28.320 rock

01:03:28.800 homemade

01:03:30.120 burgers

01:03:30.600 yeah

01:03:31.320 i was gonna

01:03:31.740 have burgers

01:03:32.280 the other

01:03:32.680 night

01:03:33.060 my problem

01:03:34.800 is i just

01:03:35.660 uh

01:03:36.260 unfortunately

01:03:37.020 i fell

01:03:40.080 asleep

01:03:40.460 see my

01:03:42.340 problem is

01:03:42.760 when i'm

01:03:43.120 when i make

01:03:43.680 homemade burgers

01:03:44.300 i just want

01:03:44.740 to put a

01:03:45.180 bunch of 1.00

01:03:45.520 shit in 1.00

01:03:45.900 them like 0.99

01:03:46.300 i'm gonna

01:03:46.760 like put

01:03:47.180 some cheese

01:03:47.640 in there

01:03:48.060 i'm gonna

01:03:48.260 put some

01:03:48.600 onions in

01:03:49.100 there some

01:03:49.540 garlic in

01:03:50.160 there some 1.00

01:03:51.420 fuck and 1.00

01:03:52.020 all sorts 1.00

01:03:52.480 of shits 1.00

01:03:53.000 don't even 1.00

01:03:54.800 i like

01:03:55.100 making i

01:03:56.340 like making

01:03:56.900 burgers with 0.63

01:03:57.680 diced up

01:03:58.660 jalapenos and

01:03:59.980 onions and

01:04:00.780 cheese in

01:04:02.320 them in the

01:04:03.080 burger

01:04:03.380 yeah no i

01:04:05.700 yeah absolutely

01:04:06.640 i love 1.00

01:04:07.480 cutting shit 0.99

01:04:08.020 up and just 0.99

01:04:08.520 tossing it in

01:04:09.080 with the beef

01:04:09.560 and makes

01:04:11.380 for some pretty

01:04:11.900 good burgers

01:04:12.420 usually

01:04:14.060 yeah everything

01:04:15.440 exactly

01:04:16.360 yeah put

01:04:18.220 it all in

01:04:18.740 put it all

01:04:19.320 in tacos

01:04:20.100 are good 1.00

01:04:20.580 fuck yeah 0.99

01:04:21.140 tacos are 1.00

01:04:21.740 amazing

01:04:22.800 oh never

01:04:24.000 i made um

01:04:24.640 i made burger

01:04:25.540 tacos the

01:04:26.120 other night

01:04:26.560 like i had

01:04:27.900 ground beef and

01:04:28.480 then you squish

01:04:29.000 it onto the

01:04:29.740 taco shell and

01:04:30.600 then you

01:04:30.860 you fry it

01:04:32.760 like that way

01:04:34.040 and then like

01:04:35.280 right so like

01:04:36.740 the i was wondering

01:04:37.660 what you meant

01:04:38.220 there

01:04:38.520 because like i've

01:04:40.880 had a burger that

01:04:41.820 was dressed like a

01:04:42.880 taco

01:04:43.220 no it was

01:04:46.080 like ground

01:04:48.200 beef with

01:04:49.500 stuff mixed in

01:04:50.320 burgers and

01:04:50.580 deviled duck

01:04:51.340 eggs there you

01:04:52.580 go

01:04:52.960 yeah

01:04:54.360 i don't even

01:04:56.840 i have no

01:04:57.500 idea

01:04:57.940 i don't know

01:04:58.980 what crack

01:04:59.420 slaw is

01:05:00.020 i have no

01:05:01.080 idea jason and

01:05:01.680 i have to have

01:05:02.300 our cook-off

01:05:02.880 soon we have

01:05:03.260 to figure out

01:05:03.720 when we're

01:05:04.020 gonna do

01:05:04.360 that

01:05:04.660 and what

01:05:06.800 we're gonna

01:05:07.080 make i i'm

01:05:08.360 not much for

01:05:08.980 cooking not

01:05:10.040 much for sure

01:05:10.760 oh no you

01:05:12.540 don't say

01:05:13.260 yeah yeah no i

01:05:14.600 do say

01:05:15.120 yeah i just did

01:05:16.260 guy who eats raw

01:05:17.280 wieners and is

01:05:18.080 like oh you want

01:05:18.760 some weird water

01:05:19.820 stew

01:05:20.080 nothing wrong with 1.00

01:05:22.360 fucking wieners 1.00

01:05:23.140 being raw okay 1.00

01:05:24.120 because they're not

01:05:24.720 actually raw they

01:05:25.520 are already cooked

01:05:26.480 okay when you are

01:05:27.720 cooking or so-called

01:05:28.780 cooking your wieners

01:05:29.780 you're just reheating

01:05:30.600 them

01:05:30.880 that's it

01:05:32.000 you know

01:05:34.580 that's all

01:05:36.360 you're wrong on

01:05:37.800 so many levels

01:05:39.120 and i just don't

01:05:40.100 know where to

01:05:40.740 start and i'm

01:05:41.480 not gonna have

01:05:42.140 this discussion

01:05:42.620 with you again

01:05:43.420 because you're 0.99

01:05:44.940 gonna die from 0.99

01:05:45.900 parasites

01:05:46.540 because i was 0.93

01:05:47.840 gonna die from

01:05:48.440 i'd be already 0.93

01:05:49.200 dead because i

01:05:49.940 have eaten so

01:05:50.560 many raw hot

01:05:51.320 dogs in my

01:05:51.880 life they are

01:05:52.420 eating your

01:05:52.960 brain i have 1.00

01:05:54.020 eaten whole

01:05:54.620 packages hot

01:05:55.740 dogs right

01:05:56.300 that's what's

01:05:57.100 wrong with 0.99

01:05:57.380 your brain 0.92

01:05:57.860 okay

01:05:58.460 you have

01:05:58.940 all the

01:05:59.520 hot dog 0.92

01:06:00.540 parasites 1.00

01:06:01.060 you're 0.99

01:06:02.600 raw hot 0.99

01:06:04.140 dog

01:06:04.520 i'm just

01:06:06.560 saying

01:06:06.840 unbelievable

01:06:08.160 unbelievable

01:06:09.540 you're just

01:06:10.660 wasting time

01:06:11.360 when you cook

01:06:11.780 your hot

01:06:12.100 dogs that's

01:06:12.620 all

01:06:12.860 it's 1.00

01:06:13.740 bullshit 1.00

01:06:14.100 okay well 1.00

01:06:16.320 tell me what's

01:06:16.800 in the crack

01:06:17.220 slaw i want

01:06:17.720 to know what's

01:06:18.100 in it

01:06:18.260 yeah right

01:06:18.700 i love that

01:06:20.060 what is crack

01:06:20.740 slaw is it

01:06:21.160 was answers

01:06:21.600 just yeah

01:06:22.200 you know

01:06:22.540 it's just

01:06:23.060 uh some

01:06:23.660 low carb

01:06:24.180 i feel like

01:06:24.960 i have

01:06:25.300 i'll probably

01:06:25.940 have all of

01:06:26.580 the things

01:06:26.940 i have red

01:06:27.680 cabbage and

01:06:28.240 i have green

01:06:28.740 cabbage in

01:06:29.240 my fridge

01:06:29.640 right now

01:06:30.200 and i have

01:06:31.420 celery cucumber

01:06:32.440 kale

01:06:33.500 actually i might

01:06:36.380 do some

01:06:36.740 sausages tonight

01:06:37.680 wrap those 1.00

01:06:38.200 motherfuckers in 1.00

01:06:38.880 bacon 1.00

01:06:39.200 oh the sun is

01:06:41.460 shining yeah

01:06:42.140 it's there's

01:06:43.380 definitely something

01:06:44.140 coming and my

01:06:44.940 head feels like

01:06:45.800 that light just

01:06:46.680 made me

01:06:47.260 johnny you

01:06:49.400 should have

01:06:49.620 looked directly

01:06:50.080 into the eclipse

01:06:50.740 would have

01:06:51.040 solved all your

01:06:51.520 problems

01:06:51.900 i'm not

01:06:53.260 listen i went

01:06:54.680 outside that

01:06:55.500 was enough

01:06:56.000 just stare

01:06:58.100 at it with

01:06:58.480 the naked

01:06:58.820 eye

01:06:59.220 i want

01:07:00.200 oh cabbage

01:07:01.060 and ground

01:07:01.540 beef

01:07:01.980 oh

01:07:02.760 cabbage and

01:07:03.320 ground

01:07:03.600 beef

01:07:03.880 okay well

01:07:04.620 i have

01:07:04.880 cabbage

01:07:05.520 and i have

01:07:06.480 oh i don't

01:07:07.660 think i don't

01:07:08.420 understand how

01:07:08.860 people can eat

01:07:09.380 cabbage

01:07:09.820 taste gross

01:07:10.820 cabbage is so

01:07:12.400 good in so

01:07:13.140 many ways

01:07:13.840 like cabbage

01:07:15.040 rolls

01:07:15.460 so good

01:07:17.820 i'd always open

01:07:19.000 them up and

01:07:19.480 just eat the

01:07:20.000 insides

01:07:20.500 cabbage slaw

01:07:21.480 delicious

01:07:22.180 even brussels

01:07:23.800 sprouts mini

01:07:24.720 cabbage

01:07:25.360 delicious

01:07:26.240 sour

01:07:29.680 kraut

01:07:30.180 yeah no i'm

01:07:31.700 not into that

01:07:32.220 kind of

01:07:32.660 no

01:07:33.080 yeah

01:07:35.320 just not

01:07:36.420 into it

01:07:37.080 i mean

01:07:39.920 coleslaw i like

01:07:40.780 coleslaw is good

01:07:41.780 okay recipe

01:07:43.300 that's about as

01:07:43.760 far as i go with

01:07:44.400 it though

01:07:44.740 i am how do i

01:07:46.440 copy that

01:07:47.160 oh i can't can i

01:07:48.480 do it

01:07:49.020 probably not

01:07:51.240 no

01:07:51.580 no because i

01:07:53.700 have a thing

01:07:54.240 that doesn't

01:07:54.640 let me do it

01:07:55.320 i could maybe

01:07:57.480 be nice enough

01:07:58.600 i guess 0.99

01:08:00.480 fuck sakes i 0.99

01:08:02.340 can't believe i'm 0.99

01:08:02.960 gonna do this

01:08:03.660 i'll send it to

01:08:05.740 you how about

01:08:06.380 that

01:08:06.740 how are you

01:08:07.940 gonna do that

01:08:08.560 because i just

01:08:09.280 did it

01:08:09.740 oh

01:08:10.620 that's how

01:08:11.200 i don't know

01:08:14.640 i can be nice

01:08:15.940 once in a while

01:08:16.920 once in a while

01:08:18.520 what is it with

01:08:19.100 all you guys

01:08:19.520 saying that

01:08:20.060 recently

01:08:20.500 are you guys

01:08:21.740 trying to make

01:08:22.220 me be nice

01:08:22.840 or something

01:08:23.220 okay first of

01:08:23.900 all you guys

01:08:25.320 is just me

01:08:26.020 and al

01:08:26.420 so far

01:08:27.580 no

01:08:29.080 i've seen

01:08:29.700 say it

01:08:30.200 well

01:08:31.380 who else

01:08:33.300 has been

01:08:33.600 nice

01:08:34.080 don't get

01:08:36.560 excited

01:08:36.920 yeah i guess

01:08:38.580 that's true

01:08:39.000 nobody else

01:08:39.500 has been nice

01:08:39.940 to me recently

01:08:40.400 actually slip

01:08:41.480 had a nice

01:08:42.120 slip was nice

01:08:43.040 to me the

01:08:43.320 other day

01:08:43.740 he said a

01:08:44.760 nice thing

01:08:45.160 he slips up

01:08:45.620 sometimes

01:08:46.200 it was only

01:08:50.280 one thing

01:08:50.720 though so i

01:08:51.100 didn't get

01:08:51.300 excited

01:08:51.720 sometimes i'm

01:08:55.440 right

01:08:55.580 thai food

01:08:56.760 is the

01:08:57.060 best

01:08:57.400 i do like

01:08:59.640 thai food

01:09:00.080 yeah i've

01:09:02.020 had a little

01:09:02.500 bit of thai

01:09:02.980 food not

01:09:03.340 often but

01:09:04.140 yeah kimchi 1.00

01:09:05.160 also huge

01:09:05.980 fan we're

01:09:07.120 doing like a

01:09:07.620 kimchi making

01:09:08.400 i'm picking up

01:09:14.460 some of the

01:09:15.160 pans for

01:09:17.060 that on

01:09:17.520 monday

01:09:18.120 right

01:09:19.280 some of

01:09:19.720 the containers

01:09:20.340 i have to

01:09:21.540 go get a

01:09:21.880 bunch of

01:09:22.160 the big

01:09:23.960 giant portion

01:09:24.560 containers with

01:09:25.280 lids so that

01:09:26.520 everybody can

01:09:27.060 make their own

01:09:27.540 kimchi and take

01:09:28.200 it home

01:09:28.540 you are always

01:09:31.220 nice to me

01:09:31.700 jason you're

01:09:32.240 right

01:09:32.400 i need to

01:09:33.360 do

01:09:33.520 i'm sorry

01:09:35.100 what

01:09:35.400 i said i

01:09:37.300 need some

01:09:37.580 more soy

01:09:38.040 sauce is what

01:09:38.680 i need i

01:09:39.140 was gonna

01:09:39.380 have rice

01:09:39.800 last night

01:09:40.340 but you

01:09:41.800 put soy

01:09:42.240 sauce on

01:09:42.640 your rice

01:09:43.180 yeah

01:09:44.320 what are

01:09:45.680 you a 0.57

01:09:46.040 you were

01:09:46.660 such a 1.00

01:09:47.220 savage

01:09:48.240 what are

01:09:49.460 you talking

01:09:49.980 about

01:09:50.400 what else

01:09:51.640 are you

01:09:51.860 supposed to

01:09:52.320 put on

01:09:52.700 rice

01:09:53.160 so many

01:09:53.900 other things

01:09:54.560 other than

01:09:55.220 soy sauce

01:09:55.900 what else

01:09:56.520 do you put

01:09:56.840 on your

01:09:57.100 rice

01:09:57.380 tell me

01:09:57.860 what else

01:09:58.160 you put

01:09:58.380 on your

01:09:58.600 rice

01:09:58.940 soy sauce

01:09:59.760 wait a

01:10:00.600 second

01:10:01.320 that's

01:10:02.100 what i

01:10:02.340 put on

01:10:02.640 my rice

01:10:03.120 let's back

01:10:04.460 up for a

01:10:05.040 second

01:10:05.300 this is

01:10:06.400 gonna get

01:10:06.760 out of

01:10:07.000 hand really

01:10:07.400 fast and

01:10:07.940 i just

01:10:08.200 want to

01:10:08.420 make sure

01:10:08.720 we start

01:10:09.140 at the

01:10:09.360 beginning

01:10:09.640 first

01:10:11.440 off

01:10:11.920 let's

01:10:13.800 discuss

01:10:14.160 what color

01:10:14.660 box that

01:10:15.280 your rice

01:10:15.680 comes out

01:10:16.140 of because

01:10:16.420 i know

01:10:16.860 that it

01:10:17.140 comes out

01:10:17.580 of a box

01:10:18.100 and not

01:10:18.500 from a bag

01:10:19.060 because you're

01:10:19.440 eating plastic

01:10:20.280 so which one

01:10:21.020 is it the blue

01:10:21.520 one or the orange

01:10:22.100 one you 1.00

01:10:22.840 fucking already 0.99

01:10:23.780 know which one 0.99

01:10:24.460 it is so don't

01:10:25.280 even like why

01:10:26.140 do you even

01:10:26.500 ask that's not

01:10:27.640 rice it's

01:10:28.620 plastic you're 0.67

01:10:29.420 not eating

01:10:29.800 rice first of

01:10:30.580 all i want

01:10:32.500 you the next

01:10:33.900 time that you

01:10:34.740 go to to

01:10:36.000 the store where

01:10:37.120 you buy the

01:10:37.760 the grocery

01:10:38.440 things i need

01:10:40.980 you to

01:10:41.280 purchase like

01:10:42.640 a twenty

01:10:43.120 dollar rice

01:10:43.700 cooker and

01:10:45.000 a bag of

01:10:46.600 brown rice

01:10:47.940 and then i'm

01:10:50.100 gonna teach

01:10:50.640 you how to

01:10:51.680 cook it and

01:10:52.560 all you have

01:10:53.420 to do is go

01:10:54.080 like this with

01:10:55.480 the lever i

01:10:56.440 don't like brown

01:10:57.000 things then

01:10:59.360 i'll come

01:11:04.200 through that 1.00

01:11:04.580 fucking screen 1.00

01:11:05.220 uh the stuff 1.00

01:11:07.560 in the box

01:11:08.020 stop eating

01:11:08.720 that

01:11:09.140 i don't

01:11:11.160 understand

01:11:11.520 you're not

01:11:12.400 supposed to

01:11:12.900 did no one

01:11:14.560 teach you about

01:11:15.720 real food

01:11:16.520 no

01:11:18.560 i taught me

01:11:21.180 about everything

01:11:21.980 excuse me can

01:11:23.380 we have a real

01:11:24.340 food discussion

01:11:25.820 okay i i taught

01:11:27.780 me about

01:11:28.580 me

01:11:29.660 right i mean 0.99

01:11:31.460 fuck i've been 0.99

01:11:32.000 on my own since 1.00

01:11:32.640 16 i just do my

01:11:33.820 own thing

01:11:34.320 wow c

01:11:35.660 however i

01:11:37.220 feel

01:11:37.920 thank you

01:11:39.960 happy

01:11:40.480 dog

01:11:41.300 it's a

01:11:42.140 dave piercing

01:11:42.820 okay i'm

01:11:43.420 gonna remember

01:11:43.840 that um

01:11:44.640 i'm not gonna

01:11:45.520 be mean to

01:11:46.080 you about

01:11:46.360 this one

01:11:46.780 because you

01:11:47.560 don't know

01:11:48.000 any better

01:11:48.440 um

01:11:49.440 but no

01:11:51.320 not i don't

01:11:51.940 think that's

01:11:52.380 what we're

01:11:52.640 supposed to

01:11:53.000 do with

01:11:53.260 the island

01:11:53.560 jason

01:11:53.980 brown rice

01:11:54.980 is good

01:11:55.440 quinoa is

01:11:56.180 good but

01:11:56.620 lee i'm

01:11:57.140 trying to

01:11:57.580 start

01:11:57.880 lee i have

01:11:58.700 to start

01:11:59.200 slow he

01:12:00.380 only knows

01:12:01.000 how to

01:12:01.380 make minute

01:12:01.960 rice if

01:12:03.420 i ask him

01:12:04.040 to make

01:12:04.440 quinoa he's

01:12:05.840 gonna blow up 1.00

01:12:06.480 the fucking 1.00

01:12:07.000 apartment building 1.00

01:12:07.980 so it sounds

01:12:09.620 like if i eat

01:12:10.320 quinoa and i

01:12:11.120 want to date

01:12:11.540 island jason

01:12:12.260 no quinoa is

01:12:15.780 very delicious

01:12:16.440 and quite good

01:12:16.960 for you but

01:12:17.400 we're gonna

01:12:17.720 start with rice

01:12:18.440 and i feel

01:12:18.900 like you need

01:12:19.360 to i'm gonna

01:12:20.140 teach you how

01:12:20.840 to make rice

01:12:21.600 okay okay

01:12:23.420 okay you don't

01:12:24.840 have to get

01:12:25.300 brown rice you

01:12:25.860 can get white

01:12:26.340 rice if you

01:12:26.840 want but i

01:12:27.280 feel like you're

01:12:27.760 gonna like brown

01:12:28.280 rice better

01:12:28.800 maybe

01:12:29.520 you've actually

01:12:31.960 i feel like

01:12:32.820 you you

01:12:33.300 haven't really

01:12:34.020 had many

01:12:35.160 experiences with

01:12:35.940 real rice

01:12:37.740 no no not

01:12:39.480 really actually

01:12:40.200 do you eat

01:12:41.420 chinese food

01:12:41.940 takeout

01:12:42.400 yeah

01:12:43.380 well you might

01:12:45.380 have no worse

01:12:45.940 then because

01:12:46.380 yeah like i'm

01:12:47.540 sure yeah i've

01:12:48.420 had real i've

01:12:49.040 just never made

01:12:49.680 it but if i'm

01:12:51.680 making rice it's

01:12:53.420 always minute rice

01:12:54.280 yeah oh no i

01:12:56.060 get it

01:12:56.680 i get that

01:12:58.360 okay what is

01:13:00.920 it with everybody 1.00

01:13:01.460 and fucking 1.00

01:13:02.000 rice like you 1.00

01:13:03.300 don't fuck 1.00

01:13:03.920 rice you fuck 1.00

01:13:04.740 people okay 1.00

01:13:05.840 not rice don't 0.90

01:13:07.560 be having sex 0.99

01:13:08.140 with your food 1.00

01:13:08.680 people

01:13:09.060 he there's

01:13:11.040 nothing he

01:13:11.520 can eat he

01:13:12.980 can eat stuff

01:13:13.860 he's not

01:13:15.380 yeah basmati would

01:13:19.720 be super easy

01:13:20.420 for him

01:13:21.040 um i just

01:13:24.540 don't i feel

01:13:26.040 like baby steps

01:13:27.020 again ground

01:13:28.180 rice and then

01:13:29.200 maybe basmati and

01:13:30.660 then maybe some

01:13:31.360 wild rice in there

01:13:32.440 too with some

01:13:33.620 quinoa i'll get

01:13:35.360 him one of those

01:13:36.120 i mean one out of

01:13:37.760 those three they're

01:13:38.560 bad bad hat harriet 0.98

01:13:39.960 one out of three

01:13:40.740 yeah ain't bad

01:13:41.960 right

01:13:42.240 yeah

01:13:43.480 veggies and fruit

01:13:45.300 but he also

01:13:45.960 needs some he

01:13:47.000 needs some

01:13:47.440 carbohydrates as

01:13:48.400 well he's a

01:13:49.100 man so

01:13:50.680 and late

01:13:52.180 yeah everybody

01:13:52.980 needs everybody

01:13:53.880 needs carbohydrates

01:13:54.520 for your brain

01:13:55.460 you can't just

01:13:57.080 have sure the

01:13:58.480 other things you

01:13:59.260 need to have

01:13:59.920 you need to have

01:14:01.640 carbs they're 0.95

01:14:02.780 important i don't

01:14:03.680 know i'm i'm all

01:14:04.540 about making dinner

01:14:05.280 quickly

01:14:05.680 eat processed

01:14:07.200 anything

01:14:08.180 no stop

01:14:10.340 that

01:14:10.820 you can

01:14:14.020 pre-make your

01:14:14.780 plastic brown 1.00

01:14:15.640 dick 1.00

01:14:16.140 yeah see i

01:14:18.600 just i don't

01:14:19.940 understand why

01:14:21.080 you even

01:14:21.720 consider that

01:14:22.840 food but

01:14:23.400 it's cheaper to

01:14:24.660 get the other

01:14:25.180 rice too than

01:14:26.380 than uncle

01:14:27.520 ben's

01:14:28.340 yeah maybe

01:14:28.980 maybe it is

01:14:29.980 it's just like

01:14:30.620 the beans in

01:14:31.160 the bag you

01:14:31.640 get the dried

01:14:32.160 beans in the

01:14:32.640 bag instead of

01:14:33.280 getting the

01:14:34.100 beans that are

01:14:34.580 in the can

01:14:35.120 right

01:14:37.200 all right

01:14:38.120 you get a

01:14:40.080 whole bag

01:14:40.880 i don't know

01:14:41.680 and all you

01:14:42.880 have to do is

01:14:43.580 just i mean

01:14:44.280 honestly i've

01:14:45.820 usually just

01:14:46.500 been i've

01:14:47.320 usually just

01:14:47.760 been like

01:14:48.220 make a

01:14:48.920 meat and

01:14:49.260 that's it

01:14:49.680 but yes

01:14:51.180 you do need

01:14:51.740 carbohydrates if

01:14:52.860 we want to

01:14:53.260 have a discussion

01:14:53.940 about what

01:14:54.420 people need

01:14:55.180 we can have

01:14:56.980 a discussion

01:14:57.380 about what

01:14:57.720 people need

01:14:58.300 if you want

01:14:58.780 to tell me

01:14:59.140 that you don't

01:14:59.680 need a

01:14:59.960 carbohydrate for

01:15:00.840 your body to

01:15:01.440 function you're

01:15:02.000 wrong because

01:15:02.580 your brain needs

01:15:04.180 carbohydrates

01:15:04.680 all right

01:15:06.060 well you two

01:15:06.560 fight about that

01:15:07.140 i'm gonna i gotta

01:15:07.820 run to the bathroom 0.63

01:15:08.400 real quick

01:15:08.860 yes you definitely

01:15:09.660 need glucose

01:15:10.240 yes listen it's

01:15:12.100 not an essential

01:15:12.760 carb what i'm

01:15:13.620 saying is that

01:15:14.140 there are certain

01:15:14.660 things that you

01:15:15.200 need for your

01:15:15.660 brain to be

01:15:16.140 able to work

01:15:17.220 properly you

01:15:18.500 will turn 1.00

01:15:19.520 stupid otherwise 1.00

01:15:20.740 that's why 1.00

01:15:21.680 vegans that

01:15:22.540 don't get the

01:15:22.940 right vitamins

01:15:23.640 and all the 1.00

01:15:24.140 dumb shit 1.00

01:15:24.680 they're dumb 1.00

01:15:25.440 as shit 1.00

01:15:26.060 like those 1.00

01:15:27.280 people are 1.00

01:15:27.720 dumb because 1.00

01:15:28.500 they're not 1.00

01:15:28.840 getting the

01:15:29.240 proper vitamins

01:15:30.160 nutrients all

01:15:31.200 of the things

01:15:31.620 that they need

01:15:32.080 for them to

01:15:32.780 be able to

01:15:33.180 have not

01:15:34.300 only normal

01:15:35.920 thought processes

01:15:36.800 but they have

01:15:37.420 a wildly

01:15:38.300 dysregulated

01:15:39.040 emotional system

01:15:40.220 their physiological

01:15:42.300 um uh the

01:15:45.080 imbalances that

01:15:46.060 occur and most

01:15:46.900 of them end up

01:15:47.540 with like immune

01:15:48.220 deficiencies because

01:15:49.320 they've uh they've 0.96

01:15:52.000 fucked up their 0.99

01:15:52.480 body so bad 1.00

01:15:53.360 it's fucked up 0.98

01:15:55.260 anyway yeah 0.94

01:15:58.760 totally i'm not

01:15:59.640 saying that there

01:16:00.180 isn't benefits to

01:16:00.880 eating fruit and

01:16:01.440 veg you guys

01:16:01.920 know how that

01:16:02.880 90% of my 0.99

01:16:04.060 fucking diet is 1.00

01:16:05.000 fruits and 1.00

01:16:05.340 vegetables so

01:16:06.220 i'm not saying

01:16:07.960 that they're

01:16:08.500 wrong i'm just

01:16:09.600 legitimately saying

01:16:11.140 your brain in

01:16:13.500 order to function

01:16:14.920 at its maximum

01:16:16.680 capacity needs

01:16:18.780 something like

01:16:19.920 carbohydrates from

01:16:22.540 an apple or

01:16:24.640 whatever anyway

01:16:26.760 there are nobody 0.99

01:16:29.640 here is stupid 0.96

01:16:30.320 and i'm not 1.00

01:16:31.040 insinuating that

01:16:31.800 they are i think

01:16:32.720 we're arguing the

01:16:33.500 same point so

01:16:34.460 yeah totally grains

01:16:37.260 make a lot of

01:16:37.800 people not okay

01:16:38.780 right i don't i

01:16:41.700 don't eat bread

01:16:42.840 so if i eat one

01:16:44.900 piece of pizza i'm

01:16:45.800 sick for like four

01:16:46.820 days i can't eat

01:16:49.260 dairy um except

01:16:51.760 for super aged

01:16:53.240 cheese they have

01:16:54.240 to be like 10

01:16:54.960 years aged or 0.96

01:16:55.860 more or stinky

01:16:57.300 cheese so yeah

01:17:00.440 my again i can

01:17:02.200 completely how do

01:17:04.480 you not eat fruit

01:17:05.560 yeah i don't eat

01:17:09.540 bread so i don't

01:17:11.680 like that's i totally

01:17:15.260 understand and that's

01:17:16.660 not the carbohydrates

01:17:17.440 i'm talking about

01:17:18.460 so um yeah how

01:17:22.280 could you not eat

01:17:22.860 fruit though jason

01:17:23.660 what do you not how

01:17:25.060 do you not eat

01:17:25.900 fruit like oranges

01:17:28.500 apples grapefruits

01:17:30.780 kiwis bananas

01:17:32.900 nothing i don't

01:17:36.340 understand that

01:17:37.060 understand what

01:17:38.740 how do you not eat

01:17:41.100 fruit i'm just

01:17:43.700 curious like i

01:17:44.820 don't like we all

01:17:45.660 know i juice because

01:17:46.760 jason and i have had

01:17:47.740 that conversation

01:17:48.580 but i um like i

01:17:52.660 don't drink juice

01:17:53.460 from the store i

01:17:54.400 make my own juice

01:17:55.940 but i don't eat

01:17:57.840 carbs i mean i

01:18:00.220 have i have i have

01:18:01.300 fruit once in a

01:18:02.000 while like i'll eat

01:18:02.820 an apple or have an

01:18:03.920 orange or something

01:18:04.600 but not often

01:18:06.120 huh yeah i stay

01:18:09.520 away from from

01:18:10.920 wheat and gluten for

01:18:12.220 the most part because

01:18:14.060 it i don't it

01:18:16.060 doesn't sit with me

01:18:17.180 i eat meat and no

01:18:18.320 fruit okay well

01:18:19.160 yeah i can't i i

01:18:22.120 tried to change my

01:18:24.840 diet and do more

01:18:26.660 carnivore rather than

01:18:28.340 the fruits and

01:18:29.860 vegetables but it

01:18:30.860 didn't work for me

01:18:31.820 um with my

01:18:34.580 um with my arthritis

01:18:37.960 and stuff my body 0.63

01:18:39.000 did not uh

01:18:41.180 bad hat harriet that 1.00

01:18:44.120 is fake news

01:18:44.960 okay fruit is

01:18:47.020 dessert fruit is

01:18:47.900 not a dessert

01:18:49.000 okay a dessert is

01:18:50.440 like cake

01:18:51.080 or yeah i think

01:18:52.700 your dessert is

01:18:53.400 cheese and fruit

01:18:54.340 like that's a

01:18:56.480 dessert to me

01:18:57.100 what is your

01:18:57.840 problem

01:18:58.480 like apricots

01:19:00.680 nuts

01:19:01.160 cheese

01:19:01.960 oh my god

01:19:02.900 grapes

01:19:03.520 figs

01:19:04.120 oh my god

01:19:04.900 apples

01:19:05.600 this goes so

01:19:06.560 much deeper

01:19:07.140 than you're just

01:19:07.720 not eating raw

01:19:08.460 hot dogs

01:19:09.060 that's amazing

01:19:15.080 like a dessert

01:19:16.800 is like ice cream

01:19:18.080 or like cake

01:19:19.140 yeah

01:19:21.080 or like gummy

01:19:21.960 candy

01:19:22.380 yeah

01:19:24.300 fruit and heavy

01:19:25.140 cream

01:19:25.500 cookies or

01:19:25.860 something that's 0.98

01:19:26.720 fucking dessert 0.99

01:19:27.460 you know oh my 1.00

01:19:28.620 no what is wrong

01:19:29.460 with you people

01:19:30.060 no like we

01:19:32.640 yeah i we

01:19:33.900 used to get

01:19:34.400 like i would

01:19:35.100 whipped cream

01:19:36.280 and berries

01:19:36.660 yeah exactly

01:19:37.520 okay that i

01:19:38.600 could handle

01:19:39.060 yeah whipped

01:19:40.340 cream and berries

01:19:41.120 yeah one thing

01:19:44.620 we had a lot

01:19:45.340 when i was little

01:19:46.020 was we would

01:19:46.900 get um

01:19:48.280 like fruit

01:19:50.240 and berries

01:19:50.820 or it would

01:19:51.580 be um

01:19:52.380 what's it

01:19:53.320 called

01:19:53.560 like warm

01:19:55.640 rice pudding

01:19:56.280 and we would

01:19:58.000 get like a

01:19:58.840 chunk of 0.97

01:19:59.160 marzipan

01:19:59.800 we always

01:20:01.680 got marzipan

01:20:02.440 after like

01:20:02.960 our dessert

01:20:03.760 we got a

01:20:04.320 piece of

01:20:04.580 marzipan

01:20:05.100 and either

01:20:05.720 a chunk

01:20:06.040 of dark

01:20:06.360 chocolate

01:20:06.820 apricots

01:20:08.480 stuff like

01:20:09.320 that

01:20:09.720 i'm interested

01:20:12.480 to see the

01:20:13.040 fight between

01:20:13.640 island jason

01:20:14.320 and trad

01:20:14.760 wife on

01:20:15.320 fruit makes

01:20:15.920 you fat

01:20:16.440 fruit doesn't

01:20:20.100 make you fat

01:20:20.800 according to

01:20:22.000 island jason

01:20:22.600 that does

01:20:23.060 says i'd be

01:20:24.120 i'd be too

01:20:24.740 fat if i

01:20:25.360 eat fruit

01:20:25.740 he says

01:20:26.220 i changed

01:20:28.240 i changed

01:20:29.260 my diet

01:20:29.760 and lost

01:20:30.320 just under

01:20:31.800 100 pounds

01:20:32.700 in less

01:20:34.200 than a year

01:20:34.660 and it

01:20:35.940 was simply

01:20:36.860 from changing

01:20:37.900 my eating

01:20:38.600 habits

01:20:39.160 and what

01:20:40.680 i was putting

01:20:41.200 in my body

01:20:41.760 i think if i

01:20:42.680 lose any

01:20:43.240 weight i'll 0.99

01:20:43.580 die 0.99

01:20:43.920 yeah you 0.78

01:20:45.860 don't need

01:20:46.160 to lose

01:20:46.420 weight that's

01:20:47.000 why i'm

01:20:47.260 telling you

01:20:47.720 that you

01:20:48.340 can eat

01:20:48.860 brown rice

01:20:50.220 and all

01:20:50.840 other things

01:20:51.540 but that i

01:20:52.760 don't think

01:20:53.160 there's like i

01:20:54.900 could live with

01:20:55.380 fruit being a

01:20:55.900 breakfast i

01:20:56.880 can't imagine

01:20:57.560 i like i said

01:20:58.840 i i've i think

01:21:00.440 everybody should

01:21:01.520 eat for their

01:21:02.100 body type and

01:21:03.360 for their activity

01:21:04.120 level all of

01:21:05.920 those types of

01:21:06.420 things like i

01:21:07.680 eat to fuel

01:21:08.400 myself like i

01:21:09.280 fuel my body

01:21:10.420 if i'm eating

01:21:11.640 for pleasure

01:21:12.280 and then it's

01:21:14.400 different right

01:21:15.220 like if i'm

01:21:15.780 going out for a

01:21:16.540 nice dinner or

01:21:17.420 whatever something

01:21:19.180 that's entirely

01:21:19.960 different but for

01:21:21.620 the majority of

01:21:22.340 the time i'm i'm

01:21:23.380 eating my body

01:21:24.340 to fuel it so

01:21:25.040 i'm fueling it

01:21:25.680 based on what

01:21:26.460 you know how

01:21:27.540 much i've slept

01:21:28.380 what i'm doing

01:21:29.220 that day what

01:21:30.480 i'm going to be

01:21:30.980 able to eat

01:21:31.760 what i'm going

01:21:33.460 to have access

01:21:33.980 to you know

01:21:35.180 that kind of

01:21:35.780 stuff

01:21:36.120 and i

01:21:39.140 apparently i

01:21:40.040 need to

01:21:40.580 i mean she

01:21:41.680 said establish

01:21:42.480 here but then

01:21:43.200 corrected to

01:21:43.820 eat i could

01:21:44.800 establish protein

01:21:45.680 too you know

01:21:46.600 yeah he does

01:21:47.240 he eats he

01:21:48.260 eats uh he

01:21:49.840 does eat a lot

01:21:50.480 of meat but i

01:21:51.280 i don't think

01:21:51.840 you yeah

01:21:52.780 well i feel

01:21:53.720 like you eat a

01:21:54.280 lot i mean i

01:21:54.680 but well i

01:21:56.400 i've always make

01:21:57.420 sure i've got

01:21:57.940 like ground beef

01:21:59.820 or pork chops 1.00

01:22:00.680 or fucking 1.00

01:22:01.240 something on 0.99

01:22:02.100 hand because i

01:22:02.900 pretty much have

01:22:03.620 like i try to

01:22:04.640 have meat with

01:22:05.300 every

01:22:05.760 meal that i

01:22:07.040 can eat

01:22:07.620 um because

01:22:09.900 it's just i

01:22:10.300 like to eat

01:22:10.700 meat right

01:22:11.640 yeah i don't

01:22:14.040 eat for health

01:22:14.820 i i eat things

01:22:15.960 that i like to

01:22:16.660 eat yeah

01:22:18.380 and see that's

01:22:19.740 the difference

01:22:20.100 like again like

01:22:20.780 i just eat to

01:22:21.420 fuel myself

01:22:22.220 so that's why

01:22:23.600 i juice so

01:22:24.920 yeah you eat

01:22:26.100 chips that's

01:22:27.220 why i juice

01:22:27.920 so that you

01:22:29.100 know on the

01:22:29.540 days where i

01:22:30.040 don't have time

01:22:30.700 to like make

01:22:31.480 a meal or

01:22:32.200 eat then i

01:22:33.280 can just drink

01:22:34.400 what i would

01:22:35.580 normally have

01:22:36.840 to eat

01:22:37.220 right

01:22:37.540 if i've got

01:22:39.720 carrot ginger

01:22:40.620 um what

01:22:42.780 have i got in

01:22:43.260 there now

01:22:43.600 carrot ginger

01:22:44.420 pineapple juice

01:22:45.480 with some

01:22:46.680 um

01:22:47.920 honey in

01:22:50.280 it

01:22:50.680 some unpasteurized

01:22:52.480 honey

01:22:52.860 and some

01:22:54.260 sea moss

01:22:54.920 and then the

01:22:55.440 other one has

01:22:56.300 celery cucumber

01:22:57.360 and kiwi and

01:22:59.380 gala apples

01:23:00.340 and that's what

01:23:02.820 i've got for

01:23:03.480 tomorrow

01:23:04.080 so that's my

01:23:07.980 problem i can't

01:23:08.900 just eat a 450

01:23:10.040 gram piece of

01:23:10.800 meat like that's

01:23:11.660 not enough

01:23:12.100 yeah i don't see

01:23:16.020 and that's the

01:23:16.460 thing like i

01:23:16.960 can't i can't

01:23:17.820 just eat i

01:23:18.900 don't eat enough

01:23:19.960 i don't eat

01:23:20.860 enough meat for

01:23:21.580 it to be

01:23:22.020 something that i

01:23:22.760 can i tried

01:23:23.640 eating it for

01:23:24.420 like a a 0.78

01:23:25.360 month and

01:23:26.720 doing primarily

01:23:27.860 meat and i

01:23:29.980 just to me it

01:23:31.260 felt my body

01:23:31.960 felt so weird

01:23:33.080 i didn't like

01:23:34.400 it

01:23:34.760 so that's just

01:23:38.960 me yeah i

01:23:40.000 think she did

01:23:40.540 say that she

01:23:41.140 eats juice

01:23:41.880 yeah i meant

01:23:42.820 i think she

01:23:43.680 means the

01:23:44.040 people

01:23:44.380 she puts

01:23:50.500 them in the

01:23:50.940 oven

01:23:51.220 again like

01:23:57.000 anybody who's

01:23:59.380 watched the

01:24:00.420 streams for a

01:24:01.220 while knows

01:24:01.920 that i eat on

01:24:02.740 stream usually

01:24:03.500 when i'm coming

01:24:04.100 home from the

01:24:04.680 gym and uh

01:24:06.500 you know i

01:24:07.260 eat at some

01:24:09.000 point like for

01:24:10.400 a couple of

01:24:10.980 weeks i was

01:24:12.160 eating protein

01:24:14.100 you know i was

01:24:15.280 eating ground

01:24:15.900 chicken ground

01:24:16.960 beef ground

01:24:18.480 turkey and most

01:24:20.640 of that was

01:24:21.120 just with like

01:24:21.660 lettuce wraps

01:24:22.240 and stuff so

01:24:23.380 but i'm not

01:24:24.700 doing that right

01:24:25.540 now so it

01:24:26.440 just depends on

01:24:27.160 what it depends

01:24:30.180 on what i'm like

01:24:30.840 i said what i'm

01:24:31.400 doing with my

01:24:31.880 body i'm fueling

01:24:32.760 it right now

01:24:33.640 i'm good i

01:24:34.960 eat a lot of

01:24:35.520 ground beef just

01:24:36.280 because that's

01:24:36.840 like one of the

01:24:37.440 one of the

01:24:38.880 cheapest things i

01:24:39.600 can grab up

01:24:40.160 really and it's

01:24:41.080 just easy to make

01:24:42.220 meals with too so

01:24:43.460 definitely a lot of

01:24:44.680 ground beef in my

01:24:45.300 diet um try to

01:24:46.940 get a bacon

01:24:47.600 whenever i can

01:24:48.460 what you should

01:24:50.820 start doing is

01:24:51.740 you should start

01:24:52.660 you should start

01:24:53.640 getting ground

01:24:54.720 beef bacon and

01:24:55.900 potatoes when

01:24:56.620 they're on sale

01:24:57.320 and doing

01:24:58.560 meatloaf like

01:25:00.020 bacon wrapped

01:25:00.700 meatloaf and

01:25:02.360 shepherd's pie and

01:25:04.800 you can like line

01:25:05.500 the bottom of the

01:25:06.120 pan with the

01:25:06.660 bacon for the

01:25:07.780 shepherd's pie as

01:25:08.520 well and you can

01:25:10.000 pre-make those and

01:25:11.040 freeze them right

01:25:12.420 you could do

01:25:14.840 something like that

01:25:15.560 too you know

01:25:16.320 what that is

01:25:17.220 terrible that's

01:25:17.660 another thing that's

01:25:18.480 another good that's

01:25:19.420 an easy meal to

01:25:20.620 make super

01:25:22.020 inexpensive and

01:25:24.840 easy free ahead

01:25:25.740 uh freeze ahead

01:25:26.780 whatever i don't

01:25:28.020 know i don't know

01:25:28.720 if the suggestion of

01:25:29.620 avocado is for me

01:25:30.900 or not but

01:25:31.640 definitely not i i

01:25:34.040 love avocados i

01:25:35.420 don't know i'm not

01:25:36.340 much into it

01:25:37.440 i'm not much into

01:25:39.260 it i love

01:25:39.580 avocados i'll just

01:25:42.020 peel them and eat

01:25:42.680 them when i used to

01:25:44.920 live in the caribbean

01:25:45.860 is that yeah i think

01:25:47.100 avocado is a fruit in

01:25:48.200 it yeah yeah yeah

01:25:50.100 all right yeah

01:25:51.180 oh yeah way to go

01:25:56.220 way to go

01:25:56.680 chase trad wife off

01:25:58.680 yeah well it was her

01:26:00.060 fault she's the one

01:26:00.680 that started it asking

01:26:01.580 for what to make

01:26:02.260 that's actually that

01:26:03.360 is a solid point

01:26:04.700 this is all trad

01:26:05.920 wife's fault you're 1.00

01:26:07.060 the one who started

01:26:07.600 talking food it's

01:26:09.000 usually my fault but

01:26:09.940 today it wasn't

01:26:10.820 trad wife trad wife 1.00

01:26:12.400 derailed this stream

01:26:13.800 into let's pick what

01:26:15.160 she's gonna make for 1.00

01:26:15.920 dinner and then turn

01:26:16.780 it into a massive 0.99

01:26:17.740 nutritional fucking 0.99

01:26:18.920 conversation about 1.00

01:26:20.120 fruits and fucking 1.00

01:26:21.220 proteins and that's 1.00

01:26:22.660 hilarious all sorts of

01:26:24.200 things what is this

01:26:26.640 you will eat guac i

01:26:28.940 don't know will i oh 0.99

01:26:30.300 that's fucking funny i 0.63

01:26:31.600 don't know if i will i 0.98

01:26:32.500 don't think i've had

01:26:33.200 guacamole you've never

01:26:35.020 had guacamole i don't

01:26:36.440 think so

01:26:36.940 no i'm a very basic 0.99

01:26:43.780 bitch when it comes to 1.00

01:26:44.820 food 1.00

01:26:45.100 but that's also because

01:26:48.540 i've had to rely on

01:26:49.480 myself normally to make

01:26:50.640 it so i don't i don't

01:26:52.520 do nothing special

01:26:53.380 sorry just give me one

01:26:58.560 second yeah well you

01:26:59.780 should be sorry

01:27:00.440 oh that's great trad wife 0.96

01:27:09.060 can make a chocolate

01:27:09.900 mousse out of avocado

01:27:11.520 there you go

01:27:13.280 island jason's picked up

01:27:16.000 some lamb heart for

01:27:17.760 camping this weekend

01:27:19.700 lamb heart

01:27:20.980 lamb heart

01:27:21.740 what are you gonna do

01:27:23.080 should get yourself some

01:27:24.320 lamb chops for lamb

01:27:25.920 chops play along he's

01:27:26.940 obviously he's gonna eat

01:27:27.980 the heart

01:27:28.340 yeah chocolate mousse

01:27:30.620 from the avocados are

01:27:31.820 always really good

01:27:32.640 especially with coconut

01:27:33.560 milk

01:27:33.980 and see this is why

01:27:36.180 scotian lady was made

01:27:37.200 a mod

01:27:37.560 right

01:27:38.480 well what

01:27:39.700 there's great comments

01:27:41.140 like beef jerky

01:27:42.540 beef jerky

01:27:43.240 oh my god the new

01:27:45.260 okay

01:27:46.100 you have to try the new

01:27:47.680 flavors of the jacklings

01:27:49.360 beef jerky they're so

01:27:50.580 good

01:27:51.060 oh yeah what do they

01:27:52.500 got

01:27:52.800 i'll check those out

01:27:55.980 because i love i love

01:27:56.880 beef jerky

01:27:57.500 flaming hot like the

01:27:58.940 flaming hot cheetos

01:27:59.940 right

01:28:00.660 right

01:28:00.900 that there's one of

01:28:02.680 those that flavor and

01:28:04.600 it's delicious just don't

01:28:07.340 eat too much because

01:28:08.060 you'll get a rumbly in

01:28:08.920 your tumbly

01:28:09.420 yeah well i'll tell you

01:28:10.500 right now i like my

01:28:11.540 beef like i like myself 1.00

01:28:12.860 fucking jerky 1.00

01:28:14.100 let's go 1.00

01:28:14.840 oh no

01:28:15.760 i don't know why you

01:28:17.420 had to go there

01:28:18.240 oh

01:28:18.780 because

01:28:19.140 you would

01:28:19.980 but you know i had to

01:28:21.480 go there

01:28:21.780 that's so annoying

01:28:22.720 okay the joint helped

01:28:24.900 it making my headache

01:28:26.820 go less

01:28:27.660 however i am

01:28:29.240 there's the reason for

01:28:30.520 the lambert

01:28:30.900 i like making my son 1.00

01:28:33.600 fucked up shit 1.00

01:28:34.440 oh 1.00

01:28:35.540 okay

01:28:36.400 it's like fear factor

01:28:38.360 with island jason

01:28:39.440 that's fun

01:28:41.480 how to traumatize your

01:28:43.540 kids 101

01:28:44.440 it is fun to do

01:28:47.200 actually the the best

01:28:49.760 that i did to my son

01:28:51.080 once

01:28:51.740 he had uh

01:28:54.800 he'd fallen off like a

01:28:56.620 chair or something

01:28:57.240 and this was uh it was

01:28:58.680 during like playoff season

01:29:00.000 so we took him into the

01:29:01.760 hospital and got an x-ray

01:29:02.980 just to just to make sure

01:29:04.180 that he was good

01:29:04.740 yeah

01:29:05.520 and uh the whole time

01:29:07.460 we're waiting for this

01:29:08.200 x-ray

01:29:08.560 i'm in there and i'm

01:29:10.560 telling them

01:29:11.000 i'm like they're gonna

01:29:11.960 take your arm

01:29:12.580 oh you're so mean

01:29:14.540 and he's like what

01:29:15.160 i'm like yeah they're 0.99

01:29:15.880 gonna fucking cut your 1.00

01:29:16.720 arm off 1.00

01:29:17.200 i swear to god

01:29:18.240 that's what's gonna

01:29:18.820 happen here

01:29:19.400 now i did not know

01:29:21.560 this um

01:29:23.140 but i also had a friend

01:29:24.820 in the emergency room

01:29:25.860 that day

01:29:26.340 right so like

01:29:27.740 they triage us

01:29:29.220 and they bring us back

01:29:30.240 and so my buddy is in

01:29:32.460 his own little

01:29:33.060 curtained off area

01:29:34.040 because apparently he

01:29:35.020 had dumped his

01:29:35.640 motorcycle

01:29:36.200 and was getting

01:29:37.940 looked at

01:29:38.480 he hears me

01:29:40.100 talking to my son

01:29:41.980 uh who is

01:29:43.340 probably about

01:29:44.260 i don't know

01:29:45.240 maybe seven

01:29:45.860 at the time

01:29:46.400 and i am

01:29:48.880 explaining to him

01:29:49.780 that they are

01:29:50.200 going to cut 0.99

01:29:50.980 his arm off 0.99

01:29:51.760 um and that

01:29:53.700 i had this happen

01:29:54.800 to a friend of

01:29:55.600 mine at school

01:29:56.420 okay

01:29:57.260 now as soon

01:29:58.920 as i tell him

01:29:59.560 that

01:29:59.880 my buddy

01:30:01.480 who is

01:30:02.260 in the other

01:30:02.980 bed

01:30:03.320 and can hear

01:30:04.220 me

01:30:04.500 suddenly yells

01:30:05.660 out

01:30:05.960 uh don't tell

01:30:07.320 him about

01:30:07.700 lefty john

01:30:08.500 so now

01:30:10.200 it's me

01:30:10.700 and my

01:30:11.180 buddy

01:30:11.440 are now

01:30:11.980 convincing

01:30:12.560 my son

01:30:13.200 that when

01:30:14.540 he goes up

01:30:15.060 for this x-ray

01:30:15.680 that they're

01:30:16.060 going to

01:30:16.440 take his

01:30:16.800 arm

01:30:17.000 apparently

01:30:19.600 x-rays

01:30:20.200 had changed

01:30:21.000 okay

01:30:22.160 well hold

01:30:23.060 on

01:30:23.380 because x-rays

01:30:24.020 changed

01:30:24.620 okay

01:30:25.120 and i did

01:30:25.520 not understand

01:30:26.340 this

01:30:26.820 i did not

01:30:27.760 know

01:30:28.240 that they

01:30:28.840 had changed

01:30:29.280 since i

01:30:30.780 had had

01:30:31.140 one last

01:30:31.680 um so they

01:30:33.100 i watch them

01:30:33.840 they bring him

01:30:34.460 in for his

01:30:34.900 x-ray

01:30:35.280 and they've

01:30:36.040 got this

01:30:36.340 little like

01:30:36.780 table thing

01:30:37.520 and they're

01:30:37.780 like yep

01:30:38.100 put your

01:30:38.460 arm up

01:30:38.800 on here

01:30:39.200 so he

01:30:39.680 does it

01:30:40.040 and up

01:30:41.600 until now

01:30:42.160 he has

01:30:42.500 not believed

01:30:43.080 any of the 0.99

01:30:43.640 bullshit that 0.99

01:30:44.280 i've been 1.00

01:30:44.560 telling him

01:30:45.060 up until the

01:30:46.780 point there

01:30:47.640 is a red

01:30:48.180 line that

01:30:49.400 comes across

01:30:49.980 his arm

01:30:50.420 i was unaware

01:30:53.880 that there was

01:30:54.440 a red laser

01:30:55.000 line that

01:30:55.760 would go

01:30:56.040 across his

01:30:56.560 eye i

01:30:56.900 did not

01:30:57.560 know that

01:30:58.820 was part of

01:30:59.520 the x-ray

01:31:00.000 process

01:31:00.620 did he

01:31:01.340 scream 0.99

01:31:01.780 like did

01:31:03.080 you scare

01:31:03.500 on his

01:31:03.900 face

01:31:04.340 you're so 0.71

01:31:05.420 mean

01:31:06.020 how am i i

01:31:09.440 did not know

01:31:10.160 okay i'll admit

01:31:11.720 i felt bad when

01:31:12.820 i saw that red

01:31:13.440 line go across

01:31:14.100 his arm um

01:31:15.300 because i did

01:31:15.800 not expect that

01:31:16.540 to happen

01:31:16.940 but it was

01:31:19.040 hilarious though

01:31:19.840 because his

01:31:20.240 face just it

01:31:21.020 was like suddenly

01:31:21.840 he believed

01:31:22.640 everything i had

01:31:23.460 just told him

01:31:24.000 and luckily

01:31:26.220 though the nurse 0.91

01:31:26.920 saw that and

01:31:28.360 quickly explained

01:31:29.320 to him that

01:31:29.920 they're just

01:31:30.600 gonna take a

01:31:31.180 picture

01:31:31.480 you're so

01:31:33.440 mean 1.00

01:31:33.940 you're horrible 0.99

01:31:35.800 yeah whatever 1.00

01:31:36.340 what are you

01:31:37.520 gonna do about

01:31:37.940 it

01:31:38.400 i thought it

01:31:40.760 was funny but

01:31:41.540 poor kid

01:31:42.660 i mean i

01:31:43.780 admittedly though

01:31:45.000 when that when

01:31:45.580 that red line

01:31:46.140 went across

01:31:46.640 his arm i

01:31:47.080 did feel a

01:31:47.620 little bit

01:31:47.900 bad because

01:31:48.500 i was not

01:31:49.000 expecting that

01:31:49.680 like i was

01:31:50.320 just

01:31:50.500 yeah

01:31:50.900 had i

01:31:54.180 known that

01:31:54.700 i don't

01:31:55.060 think i

01:31:55.420 would have

01:31:55.760 been saying

01:31:56.420 the things

01:31:56.800 i was

01:31:57.260 the kid

01:31:59.040 probably had

01:31:59.800 a little 1.00

01:32:00.100 fucking 1.00

01:32:00.460 pucker moment 1.00

01:32:01.200 where his 0.99

01:32:01.680 butt pucker 0.99

01:32:02.180 detached 0.71

01:32:02.740 because i

01:32:03.640 mean he

01:32:04.480 was probably 1.00

01:32:04.940 like fuck 1.00

01:32:05.560 they're taking 1.00

01:32:05.940 my arm

01:32:06.500 like

01:32:07.200 it's like

01:32:10.400 that one

01:32:10.780 moment where

01:32:11.320 he's like 1.00

01:32:11.600 fuck my 1.00

01:32:12.100 dad's right 1.00

01:32:12.780 fuck 0.99

01:32:13.560 of all the 1.00

01:32:16.220 times

01:32:16.680 yeah

01:32:17.860 no it

01:32:18.620 was good

01:32:18.980 i feel like

01:32:20.800 the kids

01:32:21.180 that grew

01:32:21.520 up in like

01:32:21.980 the 80s

01:32:22.840 70s and

01:32:24.880 the 80s

01:32:25.520 we could like

01:32:27.440 write a book

01:32:28.060 on how to

01:32:28.580 traumatize your

01:32:29.340 children from

01:32:29.960 the things

01:32:30.380 that were

01:32:30.680 done to

01:32:31.000 us by

01:32:31.400 like our

01:32:31.780 grandparents

01:32:32.160 and our

01:32:32.760 parents

01:32:33.520 their aunts

01:32:34.780 and uncles

01:32:35.220 you know

01:32:35.840 like

01:32:37.000 yeah i

01:32:39.080 remember like

01:32:39.660 starting bonfires

01:32:40.620 and stuff where

01:32:41.360 they were like

01:32:42.000 doused in

01:32:42.540 gasoline in

01:32:43.460 my

01:32:43.620 somebody be

01:32:45.020 like here

01:32:45.540 go over and

01:32:46.400 just put this

01:32:47.000 stick in the

01:32:47.560 fire

01:32:47.920 you should

01:32:48.700 have seen

01:32:49.300 me after

01:32:49.720 the eclipse

01:32:52.700 before the

01:32:54.300 eclipse i'd been

01:32:55.020 telling connor i was

01:32:55.980 like the end of

01:32:56.420 the world's coming

01:32:57.020 oh you're so

01:32:58.120 mean i was

01:32:58.680 like the eclipse

01:32:59.220 is gonna end

01:32:59.720 the world

01:33:00.020 and then we're

01:33:01.420 eating dinner

01:33:01.960 and i was like

01:33:03.480 we're dead

01:33:03.940 it's like we

01:33:05.240 died bud

01:33:05.800 it's like the

01:33:07.060 eclipse killed

01:33:07.620 us all the

01:33:08.160 world ended

01:33:08.940 and he's like

01:33:10.460 what are you

01:33:10.720 talking about

01:33:11.120 i'm like we're

01:33:11.520 in the afterlife

01:33:12.000 now now granted

01:33:14.020 the kid has some 0.99

01:33:14.840 fucking great 0.99

01:33:15.380 responses 0.99

01:33:15.920 um because

01:33:17.280 he takes his

01:33:18.500 toy

01:33:18.800 well he took

01:33:20.220 his toy and

01:33:20.820 he's like

01:33:21.220 starts

01:33:21.600 it's like

01:33:22.660 kind of hitting

01:33:23.160 his toy and

01:33:23.880 he's like well

01:33:24.260 why is my arm

01:33:24.860 not going through

01:33:25.340 my toy

01:33:27.020 because he's

01:33:28.160 like i should

01:33:28.580 be a ghost

01:33:29.220 that's not how

01:33:31.460 it works 0.99

01:33:31.860 he's not dumb 0.93

01:33:34.840 no no he's 0.82

01:33:36.460 not

01:33:36.760 he's a smart

01:33:37.700 kid

01:33:37.920 yeah he doesn't

01:33:39.080 pay attention

01:33:39.680 all the time

01:33:40.760 um

01:33:41.700 well a relatively

01:33:42.960 smart kid because

01:33:43.800 he knows at least

01:33:44.820 enough when i'm 0.99

01:33:45.560 fucking with him 0.99

01:33:46.140 anyway so 0.99

01:33:46.840 yeah but the

01:33:47.880 thing is he's

01:33:49.220 at an age where

01:33:49.740 he shouldn't

01:33:50.140 really be paying

01:33:50.700 attention

01:33:51.080 he should be

01:33:52.140 going outside

01:33:52.660 and playing

01:33:53.140 and you know 1.00

01:33:54.820 building shit 1.00

01:33:55.580 and breaking 1.00

01:33:56.120 shit and 0.99

01:33:56.840 making a 1.00

01:33:58.120 mess and

01:33:58.740 being a

01:34:00.600 boy

01:34:00.860 there you

01:34:02.380 know mine

01:34:02.900 tried to drown

01:34:03.660 me by throwing

01:34:04.380 me in the deep

01:34:05.040 end of the pool

01:34:05.660 that's my extent

01:34:06.620 of parental

01:34:07.460 understanding to

01:34:08.340 this regard

01:34:08.920 yeah right

01:34:09.480 yeah yeah i got

01:34:10.480 tossed the end

01:34:11.020 of the off the

01:34:11.680 end of the dock

01:34:12.460 because i was

01:34:13.900 like well i don't

01:34:14.740 know how to

01:34:15.100 swim so

01:34:16.580 sink or swim

01:34:17.360 pick me up by

01:34:18.060 my

01:34:18.260 right like that

01:34:20.060 like i was like

01:34:20.840 oh yeah i got

01:34:22.320 taught how to

01:34:22.780 catch by having

01:34:23.360 the ball thrown

01:34:23.900 directly at my

01:34:24.480 face

01:34:24.860 see yeah

01:34:27.140 i mean that

01:34:27.940 that taught

01:34:28.420 me why i

01:34:29.660 should catch

01:34:30.060 the ball

01:34:30.420 so yeah

01:34:32.460 right i

01:34:33.680 that's kind

01:34:34.440 of the way

01:34:34.960 that i parent

01:34:35.540 too i'll throw

01:34:36.400 the ball right

01:34:36.920 at your 1.00

01:34:37.120 fucking face 1.00

01:34:37.680 you're gonna 1.00

01:34:37.980 learn why

01:34:38.440 you need to

01:34:38.840 get your

01:34:39.080 hands up

01:34:39.460 and catch

01:34:39.800 that you

01:34:40.180 can dodge

01:34:40.660 a wrench

01:34:41.000 you can dodge

01:34:41.520 a ball 1.00

01:34:41.960 fuck yeah 1.00

01:34:43.280 you can 1.00

01:34:43.820 i mean it

01:34:46.060 makes sense

01:34:46.500 that's always

01:34:47.900 the way i've

01:34:48.300 done it

01:34:48.720 i'm like

01:34:49.120 whatever

01:34:49.420 can't help

01:34:51.960 it

01:34:52.420 i'm not

01:34:53.320 yeah and i

01:34:54.720 it's like i

01:34:55.660 always laugh

01:34:56.020 to like the

01:34:56.600 these parents

01:34:57.320 that'll like if

01:34:58.080 their kids about

01:34:58.620 to get hurt

01:34:59.140 and they like

01:34:59.600 freak out and 0.59

01:35:00.160 they've got to

01:35:00.480 like rush over

01:35:01.060 i'm like no

01:35:01.600 i'll give you

01:35:02.240 one warning

01:35:02.720 i'll give you

01:35:03.680 the one warning

01:35:04.220 i'm gonna say

01:35:04.760 you're gonna 0.99

01:35:05.140 hurt yourself

01:35:05.660 but if you

01:35:07.740 want to keep

01:35:08.120 doing it i'm

01:35:08.620 not gonna say

01:35:09.100 anything

01:35:09.380 i'm gonna just

01:35:10.600 let you hurt 1.00

01:35:11.120 yourself

01:35:11.480 go ahead

01:35:12.580 you'll figure

01:35:13.380 it out

01:35:13.820 yep

01:35:14.320 yep and

01:35:16.240 then they come

01:35:16.640 over crying

01:35:17.140 and it's like

01:35:17.660 yeah i told

01:35:19.100 you that was

01:35:19.340 gonna happen

01:35:19.760 scarring

01:35:24.020 your

01:35:24.260 yeah scarring

01:35:25.860 your kids

01:35:26.460 yeah totally

01:35:28.980 absolutely

01:35:29.840 it was like

01:35:31.140 how can we

01:35:31.560 traumatize our

01:35:32.200 kids today

01:35:32.760 like even

01:35:33.840 when like

01:35:34.280 i remember

01:35:35.440 watching like

01:35:36.800 movies and

01:35:39.340 stuff in

01:35:39.860 school and

01:35:40.700 it was like

01:35:41.080 i feel like

01:35:42.020 we should be

01:35:42.440 watching this

01:35:43.100 oh there you

01:35:44.420 go

01:35:44.600 i think we

01:35:46.980 understand

01:35:47.420 carpenter

01:35:47.800 chris a

01:35:48.180 little more

01:35:48.620 yeah

01:35:50.280 yeah large

01:35:52.260 fist in 0.99

01:35:52.680 the mouth 0.95

01:35:53.020 yeah it's

01:35:53.680 it's amazing

01:35:54.400 how quickly

01:35:54.860 that happens

01:35:55.420 right it's

01:35:56.740 like we all

01:35:57.160 have really

01:35:57.720 good reflexes

01:35:58.720 because we

01:35:59.600 learned how

01:36:00.080 to dodge 1.00

01:36:00.540 fucking 1.00

01:36:01.640 backhands 1.00

01:36:03.280 really fast

01:36:03.860 yeah actually

01:36:04.720 what the one

01:36:05.300 thing that i

01:36:05.720 really loved

01:36:06.320 was the fact

01:36:07.020 that my kid

01:36:07.500 was a goalie

01:36:08.140 yeah um

01:36:09.740 so i use

01:36:10.780 that as an

01:36:11.380 excuse to

01:36:11.940 just throw 1.00

01:36:13.280 shit at him 1.00

01:36:13.880 randomly at 0.99

01:36:14.740 any given

01:36:15.180 time because

01:36:16.500 i figured

01:36:16.880 that that

01:36:17.220 was practice

01:36:17.760 right and

01:36:18.640 like if i

01:36:19.080 can throw

01:36:19.400 it at you

01:36:19.720 without you

01:36:20.120 knowing and

01:36:20.520 you catch it

01:36:21.000 then that's

01:36:21.340 just going to

01:36:21.660 make you a

01:36:22.000 better goalie

01:36:22.520 so i would

01:36:23.820 randomly didn't

01:36:25.460 matter where we

01:36:26.080 were either if

01:36:27.000 i had something i

01:36:27.700 could throw at

01:36:28.300 him i would just 0.99

01:36:28.820 fucking throw it 1.00

01:36:29.440 at him at 1.00

01:36:30.000 random times

01:36:30.760 it's good times

01:36:32.340 that's the best

01:36:35.480 part about putting

01:36:36.040 your kids in

01:36:36.500 sports is there

01:36:38.020 are some that

01:36:38.760 you know like

01:36:39.500 normally if you

01:36:40.400 do it outside of

01:36:41.080 the sport it's

01:36:41.720 abuse um but

01:36:43.080 inside the sport

01:36:44.320 it's practice

01:36:45.080 like boxing or

01:36:46.260 something right

01:36:46.980 yeah you can

01:36:47.700 spar your kid

01:36:48.480 yeah right

01:36:50.200 yeah it's like

01:36:51.120 baseball throw

01:36:52.100 balls at them

01:36:52.800 yeah hockey like

01:36:54.780 i i was uh i

01:36:55.880 was his goalie

01:36:56.440 coach for novice

01:36:57.240 so i got to

01:36:57.720 fire pucks at

01:36:58.420 him all day

01:36:58.860 that was fun

01:36:59.500 see that would

01:37:00.440 be fun yeah

01:37:01.160 yeah except for

01:37:02.160 the couple times

01:37:02.720 i did hurt him

01:37:03.460 there was a

01:37:05.940 couple like there

01:37:06.480 was one specifically

01:37:07.420 i felt really

01:37:08.100 terrible for um

01:37:10.200 because i just

01:37:10.860 didn't expect him

01:37:11.620 to make the save

01:37:12.320 so i fired

01:37:14.840 one as hard

01:37:15.560 as i could 1.00

01:37:16.080 and fucking 1.00

01:37:18.740 kid caught 1.00

01:37:19.300 it the problem

01:37:21.140 with that is the

01:37:21.840 little kid gloves

01:37:22.700 aren't built

01:37:24.220 yeah to take 0.75

01:37:25.180 an adult shot 0.99

01:37:26.060 yeah so you

01:37:27.840 hurt his hand

01:37:28.540 oh yeah i like

01:37:30.200 i saw his face

01:37:31.320 light up up

01:37:32.800 behind the mask

01:37:34.340 it was it was 0.99

01:37:35.340 pretty fucking 0.91

01:37:35.880 obvious that yeah 0.91

01:37:37.180 and i again really

01:37:38.700 did not expect him

01:37:39.640 like it was it

01:37:40.620 was weird because

01:37:41.220 it was a point of

01:37:41.780 pride

01:37:42.320 as well as

01:37:43.920 horror um

01:37:45.140 because you

01:37:46.160 know i was proud 1.00

01:37:46.900 because fuck he 0.99

01:37:47.480 stopped it i really 1.00

01:37:48.400 didn't expect him

01:37:49.020 to um and a

01:37:50.360 little bit of

01:37:50.660 horror because i 0.99

01:37:51.180 was like fuck 0.99

01:37:51.620 that had to 1.00

01:37:52.120 hurt

01:37:52.440 no no

01:37:55.020 we just agreed to

01:37:58.320 lay off the glove

01:37:58.920 hand for the rest

01:37:59.520 of practice on that

01:38:00.300 one

01:38:00.580 oh but i feel

01:38:03.480 like that was

01:38:03.820 probably a a good

01:38:05.700 choice for that

01:38:07.020 right yeah

01:38:07.920 and i i then i

01:38:09.700 then from then

01:38:10.460 that day forward

01:38:11.400 just understood

01:38:12.200 that there

01:38:12.800 would always

01:38:13.140 be a chance

01:38:13.640 that he

01:38:13.880 would make

01:38:14.180 the save

01:38:14.560 so maybe

01:38:14.960 i shouldn't

01:38:15.440 shoot it

01:38:15.760 as hard 1.00

01:38:16.080 as i

01:38:16.320 could

01:38:16.560 probably not

01:38:19.120 yeah probably

01:38:20.160 not try and

01:38:21.180 injure the

01:38:21.720 child in

01:38:22.460 practice but

01:38:23.320 yeah right

01:38:24.060 i mean at

01:38:25.060 a funny level

01:38:25.680 yes not at

01:38:26.780 so like you

01:38:27.680 know yeah

01:38:28.760 in that shot

01:38:29.680 yeah see

01:38:30.360 yeah yeah

01:38:31.920 it's fun times

01:38:33.920 though but

01:38:34.480 yeah well you

01:38:35.580 know um

01:38:37.060 it wasn't i'll

01:38:37.980 give him this 1.00

01:38:38.420 fuck enough 1.00

01:38:39.020 kid though 1.00

01:38:39.560 because he

01:38:41.560 never once

01:38:42.360 left the ice

01:38:42.980 like i caught

01:38:43.780 him a couple

01:38:44.220 of times there

01:38:44.780 was one when

01:38:45.280 he was like i

01:38:45.920 don't know i

01:38:46.840 think he was

01:38:47.060 like five and

01:38:48.420 i hit him just

01:38:49.460 above the knee

01:38:50.420 with the puck

01:38:51.020 and he kept

01:38:53.900 on he kept

01:38:54.420 on practicing

01:38:55.000 and just i

01:38:56.080 told him i was

01:38:56.620 like you got

01:38:57.020 two options

01:38:57.620 skate it off

01:38:58.420 or we leave

01:38:59.700 so he's like

01:39:01.660 i'll skate it

01:39:02.140 off and he

01:39:02.680 went for a

01:39:03.040 little skate

01:39:03.480 kept playing 1.00

01:39:04.120 like fuck 1.00

01:39:04.720 yeah 1.00

01:39:05.000 raise him

01:39:07.400 tough

01:39:07.660 see

01:39:08.780 no

01:39:09.360 it's kids

01:39:10.200 that's what

01:39:10.980 you gotta do

01:39:11.820 might as well

01:39:14.040 i mean no

01:39:14.900 sense raising a 1.00

01:39:15.480 pussy 1.00

01:39:15.740 why i traumatized 1.00

01:39:16.520 them too

01:39:16.900 yeah

01:39:17.580 also why i

01:39:18.780 traumatized them

01:39:19.480 and get them

01:39:20.020 ready for the

01:39:20.460 world

01:39:21.020 world's a

01:39:24.100 traumatizing place

01:39:24.960 you better have

01:39:25.460 a little bit of

01:39:26.000 pst ptsd before

01:39:27.360 you get there

01:39:27.920 right

01:39:28.320 at this point 0.99

01:39:29.700 it's fucking 0.99

01:39:31.440 it's like 1.00

01:39:31.900 narnia

01:39:32.560 for real

01:39:35.220 i don't even

01:39:35.960 know what's 0.98

01:39:36.360 fucking real 0.98

01:39:36.860 half the time 0.98

01:39:37.540 the fun part

01:39:39.220 about being the

01:39:39.700 youngest isn't it

01:39:40.360 scotian lady

01:39:40.920 oh yeah i was

01:39:45.160 the oldest and i

01:39:46.140 still saw

01:39:46.740 yeah i saw that

01:39:48.980 when i was

01:39:49.640 young as well 0.99

01:39:50.560 that fucked 0.99

01:39:51.240 me right 0.99

01:39:51.620 up

01:39:51.900 i was the

01:39:53.920 i hate

01:39:54.380 hate dolls 0.95

01:39:55.560 and i hate

01:39:56.280 stuffed animals

01:39:57.700 not in my

01:39:58.600 house

01:39:58.920 they don't

01:40:00.460 you know

01:40:00.780 there's not

01:40:01.480 any of those

01:40:02.060 things in my

01:40:02.540 house

01:40:02.760 no

01:40:04.080 not a chance

01:40:05.980 my mom had

01:40:07.060 my mom had

01:40:07.080 this thing 0.94

01:40:07.440 for clowns 0.99

01:40:08.540 like she 0.84

01:40:08.840 loved these

01:40:09.760 like porcelain 0.72

01:40:10.660 clowns 0.69

01:40:11.220 she had 1.00

01:40:11.480 them all

01:40:11.740 oh i hate 0.99

01:40:12.260 clowns 0.99

01:40:13.120 like with a 1.00

01:40:13.580 passion

01:40:14.000 one of my

01:40:15.060 grandmothers used 0.86

01:40:15.820 to send me

01:40:16.320 clowns every

01:40:16.980 year for 0.99

01:40:17.780 my birthday

01:40:19.140 until i

01:40:21.380 moved and

01:40:22.500 then refused

01:40:23.140 to give her my

01:40:23.900 address ever

01:40:24.660 again

01:40:25.060 like until i

01:40:26.980 was like 17

01:40:27.780 i was getting

01:40:28.380 clowns like

01:40:29.240 one year i 1.00

01:40:29.840 got like a 0.99

01:40:30.340 fucking like a 0.99

01:40:31.420 four and a half 1.00

01:40:32.060 foot clowns into

01:40:32.800 my house i was 0.95

01:40:33.380 like is this a

01:40:33.900 joke like she

01:40:34.520 knows how much 0.98

01:40:35.060 i hate clowns 0.99

01:40:35.500 like she 0.99

01:40:35.880 tried to

01:40:36.380 traumatize me

01:40:36.920 every year

01:40:37.220 like it was

01:40:37.560 terrifying

01:40:38.120 i should start

01:40:39.220 sending you 0.99

01:40:39.700 clowns 0.99

01:40:40.280 like i'll 1.00

01:40:43.560 fucking kill 1.00

01:40:44.000 you 1.00

01:40:44.360 like why

01:40:46.460 would you even

01:40:47.040 try and do 0.90

01:40:47.620 that clowns

01:40:48.640 are terrifying

01:40:49.540 like it can

01:40:50.940 be yeah

01:40:51.540 but actually 0.96

01:40:53.080 clowns are it's

01:40:53.980 a very interesting 0.99

01:40:54.620 thing right because

01:40:55.440 on one hand

01:40:56.920 clowns can be

01:40:57.640 you know fun 0.99

01:40:58.380 and entertaining

01:40:59.620 and then on the

01:41:00.520 other they can be 1.00

01:41:01.100 creepy and fucking 0.99

01:41:01.780 scary but they're 0.99

01:41:03.160 not fun and

01:41:04.060 entertaining

01:41:04.580 that's the thing 0.93

01:41:06.120 even the clowns 0.99

01:41:07.320 that you're 0.96

01:41:08.300 referring to that

01:41:09.140 are supposed to

01:41:09.920 be fun and

01:41:10.640 entertaining are

01:41:12.120 not fun and

01:41:13.780 entertaining i'm

01:41:15.160 sure john wayne

01:41:15.860 gacy was fun and

01:41:16.700 entertaining in his

01:41:17.460 own way

01:41:17.880 no

01:41:18.820 are you sure

01:41:22.400 no

01:41:24.000 what's the um 0.98

01:41:26.860 what's that clown's 0.98

01:41:29.020 name on the house 0.98

01:41:29.780 of a thousand

01:41:30.200 corpses and and

01:41:31.780 uh devil's rejects

01:41:33.040 oh sid

01:41:34.440 is

01:41:35.740 sid

01:41:36.280 yeah sid

01:41:37.900 something 1.00

01:41:38.280 fuck yeah 1.00

01:41:41.100 that guy 1.00

01:41:42.200 i know exactly

01:41:43.600 which one you're

01:41:44.040 talking about

01:41:44.400 yeah there's so 0.97

01:41:46.660 many clowns that 0.99

01:41:47.620 are just 0.98

01:41:48.100 anyway clowns are 0.76

01:41:50.280 traumatizing

01:41:51.260 anytime

01:41:52.380 ever

01:41:53.540 always

01:41:54.540 even the ones

01:41:56.560 that are supposed

01:41:57.080 to be like with

01:41:57.880 the balloon animals 0.99

01:41:58.780 and shit it's not 0.99

01:41:59.380 cool 0.99

01:41:59.700 see that's the

01:42:01.060 thing though i

01:42:01.400 like the creepy

01:42:02.080 clowns i think

01:42:02.780 they're cool 0.99

01:42:03.240 no i think it's 0.92

01:42:05.320 fucking awesome 0.70

01:42:05.960 it's a great way 0.98

01:42:10.000 to scare people

01:42:10.820 killer clowns from

01:42:12.120 outer space was a

01:42:13.440 movie i watched

01:42:14.380 when i was a kid

01:42:15.460 too and that one 0.83

01:42:16.360 fucked me up 1.00

01:42:17.080 because these clowns 1.00

01:42:18.460 came down from 0.99

01:42:19.180 outer space

01:42:20.420 and killed

01:42:21.800 everybody 0.85

01:42:22.360 everybody at the

01:42:23.880 fair

01:42:24.180 actually speaking

01:42:26.200 of dolls that

01:42:26.820 are next level

01:42:27.940 creepy

01:42:28.500 i dated a girl 0.96

01:42:30.140 once whose

01:42:30.760 daughter had 1.00

01:42:31.440 this fucking 1.00

01:42:32.960 big bird doll 1.00

01:42:34.000 yeah it was

01:42:35.380 called peekaboo

01:42:36.040 big bird

01:42:36.540 excuse me

01:42:37.640 and it had a 0.96

01:42:39.000 fucking had a 0.99

01:42:39.840 motion sensor in 0.99

01:42:40.800 it right

01:42:42.160 so it'd be like

01:42:43.560 three in the 0.99

01:42:43.940 fucking morning 1.00

01:42:44.460 and i'd walk 1.00

01:42:44.980 into this kid's

01:42:45.620 room because she

01:42:46.200 woke up crying

01:42:46.860 i'd walk by this 0.99

01:42:48.300 goddamn peekaboo 1.00

01:42:49.160 fucking big bird 1.00

01:42:50.100 and as soon as 1.00

01:42:51.560 you walked by it

01:42:52.240 and set off the

01:42:52.860 motion sensor you'd

01:42:53.760 hear in this

01:42:54.180 creepy big bird

01:42:54.980 voice

01:42:55.480 peekaboo i

01:42:57.640 see you 1.00

01:42:59.060 fucking horrifying 1.00

01:43:02.280 at three in the 1.00

01:43:02.940 morning

01:43:03.200 there was peekaboo

01:43:04.380 elmo too

01:43:05.200 because that

01:43:07.580 elmo i there

01:43:08.820 was an elmo that

01:43:09.580 did that and then

01:43:10.380 we took it outside

01:43:11.180 and blew it up 0.81

01:43:12.340 with a shotgun 0.61

01:43:13.820 because that 1.00

01:43:17.120 what the fuck 0.99

01:43:19.760 yeah right 0.99

01:43:20.680 actually i was

01:43:22.180 pumped because

01:43:22.900 uh there was a

01:43:23.820 when she finally

01:43:24.600 figured out how

01:43:25.220 to get her

01:43:25.580 diaper off

01:43:26.220 um thankfully

01:43:27.620 she smeared 0.99

01:43:28.420 fucking peekaboo 1.00

01:43:29.280 big bird with a 1.00

01:43:30.060 bunch of shit 1.00

01:43:30.600 and i was like 1.00

01:43:31.040 sweet deal we

01:43:31.600 can throw it

01:43:31.980 out now

01:43:32.340 gross

01:43:32.980 those things 1.00

01:43:35.040 are fucked 1.00

01:43:35.620 the peekaboo i 1.00

01:43:36.520 see you

01:43:36.880 no yeah no

01:43:38.380 like that's the thing

01:43:39.120 and okay here's

01:43:41.520 where nightmares

01:43:42.440 came from

01:43:44.000 teddy

01:43:45.160 ruxpin

01:43:46.340 oh yeah

01:43:47.460 do you remember

01:43:48.800 that

01:43:49.360 yeah i do

01:43:50.400 nightmare fuel

01:43:51.520 yeah i do it's

01:43:52.580 great

01:43:52.900 the tape in the

01:43:54.000 back and then

01:43:54.540 when the tape got 0.72

01:43:55.180 all fucked up his 0.98

01:43:56.060 voice would all 1.00

01:43:56.740 sound fucked up and 0.98

01:43:57.600 it was like 0.98

01:43:57.940 or like when the

01:43:59.880 batteries would be

01:44:00.520 dying

01:44:00.880 no nightmare

01:44:05.740 fuel

01:44:06.240 like that's why

01:44:08.420 i tell you kids

01:44:09.880 that came out of 1.00

01:44:10.740 the fucking 80s 0.99

01:44:12.040 were traumatized 0.99

01:44:13.700 by everything

01:44:15.080 because it was

01:44:16.020 like the generation 1.00

01:44:16.780 of well

01:44:17.280 let's see if it'll 1.00

01:44:19.260 kill them 1.00

01:44:19.840 like it was like 1.00

01:44:21.560 we'll leave them

01:44:22.560 outside

01:44:23.160 for 16 hours a

01:44:25.180 day

01:44:25.460 because as soon

01:44:26.680 as it's light out

01:44:27.600 you go your

01:44:28.500 parents were like

01:44:29.300 they opened the

01:44:30.080 door and basically

01:44:30.820 booted you outside

01:44:31.880 and were like here's

01:44:32.540 a backpack with

01:44:33.180 some snacks and

01:44:33.800 some band-aids

01:44:34.420 unless you're

01:44:36.240 bleeding to death

01:44:37.520 don't come home

01:44:38.860 until it's you

01:44:41.460 hear the dinner

01:44:41.940 bell or it's

01:44:42.780 desk or whatever

01:44:43.720 right otherwise

01:44:45.180 you don't come

01:44:45.960 back right and

01:44:47.180 if you do come

01:44:47.760 back you have to 0.99

01:44:48.400 do shit like chores 0.99

01:44:49.580 and whatever so 0.99

01:44:50.560 you were just gone

01:44:51.340 all day and then

01:44:52.580 it was like you

01:44:53.580 know you drank out

01:44:54.660 of public

01:44:56.700 fountains

01:44:57.580 we like there

01:45:03.420 were so many

01:45:03.960 things that's

01:45:04.880 what I was

01:45:05.180 yeah I mean

01:45:05.940 garden hose

01:45:06.720 public fountains

01:45:08.220 actually I remember

01:45:10.400 one time drinking 0.99

01:45:11.140 out of a fucking 1.00

01:45:11.800 straight up fucking 1.00

01:45:12.780 puddle like 1.00

01:45:13.740 oh fucking mud 0.99

01:45:16.760 puddle right on 0.99

01:45:17.380 the side of the

01:45:17.820 road and I just

01:45:18.460 stuck a straw in

01:45:19.240 there and took a

01:45:19.720 drink yeah

01:45:20.980 yeah good times

01:45:23.660 like there were so

01:45:25.100 many things that

01:45:25.920 just you know

01:45:27.580 yeah where

01:45:28.720 parents were just

01:45:29.820 like well let's

01:45:30.300 see what happens

01:45:30.960 you know I

01:45:32.120 even I once took

01:45:33.420 my cat to the

01:45:34.100 beach too

01:45:34.700 if we didn't

01:45:35.580 die you took

01:45:37.200 your cat to the

01:45:37.960 beach

01:45:38.160 yeah well I

01:45:38.740 wanted to I

01:45:39.420 wanted to

01:45:39.840 for science

01:45:41.340 yeah and I

01:45:43.640 wanted to know

01:45:44.100 if cats could

01:45:44.700 swim and in

01:45:47.240 my sciencing I

01:45:48.420 learned a few

01:45:48.880 things okay

01:45:50.320 first of all I

01:45:53.420 learned that yes

01:45:54.400 cats can swim

01:45:56.020 they just really 0.98

01:45:57.160 don't fucking like 0.97

01:45:58.080 to no okay 0.98

01:45:59.860 for two I

01:46:02.500 learned that they

01:46:03.000 use the doggy

01:46:03.800 paddle which then

01:46:04.820 led me to wonder

01:46:05.720 why it's called the

01:46:06.480 doggy paddle when

01:46:07.420 they both do it

01:46:08.260 yeah right and the

01:46:10.880 third and this is

01:46:11.580 probably the most

01:46:12.460 important is that

01:46:15.080 when you're going to

01:46:16.020 bring your cat to

01:46:16.880 the beach yeah

01:46:18.160 don't do it

01:46:19.420 shirtless oh

01:46:21.300 yeah that or at

01:46:22.180 least make sure

01:46:22.800 your cats to

01:46:23.400 clawed good on

01:46:26.140 you because again

01:46:27.320 they really don't 0.99

01:46:28.520 fucking like it 0.97

01:46:29.420 no that probably 0.99

01:46:30.500 would have not

01:46:31.100 went well and it

01:46:32.200 was an orange cat

01:46:33.060 too so it was 0.99

01:46:33.780 pretty fucking 0.97

01:46:34.480 pretty uppity 0.99

01:46:36.140 about the whole

01:46:36.700 situation yeah

01:46:37.860 yeah the ginger

01:46:38.820 cats are usually 0.97

01:46:39.540 dicks yeah no 0.99

01:46:41.000 she did not want 0.94

01:46:42.220 to it was fluffy

01:46:43.020 that's that's what

01:46:43.980 I named her but

01:46:45.380 fluffy did not want 0.99

01:46:46.340 any fucking part of 0.99

01:46:47.360 the beach 0.99

01:46:47.720 but I walked her

01:46:50.300 in until the water

01:46:51.080 was about waist

01:46:52.020 deep and then I

01:46:53.980 dropped her in the

01:46:54.680 lake which does

01:46:56.160 not make sense to

01:46:57.000 you then what how

01:47:00.180 else am I going to

01:47:00.880 for science if she

01:47:01.640 can swim

01:47:02.060 right and I all the

01:47:06.200 other thing I

01:47:06.680 for science with my

01:47:07.880 cat fluffy is that

01:47:09.480 they always land on

01:47:10.280 their feet yeah I

01:47:12.080 was gonna say I

01:47:12.860 definitely just wanted

01:47:14.040 to see if my cats

01:47:14.840 could fly yeah well

01:47:16.880 I'd like throw her 1.00

01:47:17.900 up on the on the 0.99

01:47:18.760 roof yeah and

01:47:20.620 then I'd climb up

01:47:21.340 onto the roof and

01:47:22.260 then I'd like throw 0.92

01:47:23.080 her off of the roof 1.00

01:47:23.980 and make her do 0.97

01:47:24.720 flips and stuff and

01:47:26.160 she would always

01:47:27.440 land on her feet

01:47:28.100 that's a that's a

01:47:29.420 true for science

01:47:30.140 yeah yeah we would

01:47:32.800 just toss hers off 0.96

01:47:33.680 that cat hated me

01:47:34.660 think in the barn

01:47:36.200 see what would

01:47:37.360 happen

01:47:37.720 usually they land

01:47:40.420 there's a talking

01:47:41.020 dora

01:47:41.380 excuse me

01:47:44.100 talking dora

01:47:46.300 out the door by

01:47:47.200 they say swipe or

01:47:48.040 no swipe

01:47:48.420 demonic doll

01:47:49.380 yeah right

01:47:50.200 no

01:47:50.520 no

01:47:51.600 no I can't

01:47:56.160 yeah the the

01:47:57.000 talk like that's the

01:47:57.820 thing the talking

01:47:59.120 toys like that are

01:48:01.920 bad enough like the

01:48:02.880 realistic toys and

01:48:04.180 then they added the

01:48:05.000 talking feature onto

01:48:06.140 them and like I

01:48:06.740 can't even imagine

01:48:07.360 what they're like

01:48:07.860 now I completely

01:48:08.820 avoid the toy section

01:48:09.800 when I go to like

01:48:10.900 Walmart or any of

01:48:11.640 those places like 0.99

01:48:12.200 there's no fucking 0.99

01:48:12.980 way that I would 0.99

01:48:14.880 touch any of those

01:48:16.260 toys now they're

01:48:17.140 probably terrifying

01:48:18.280 like terrifying

01:48:19.340 how did that for

01:48:21.760 science and go

01:48:22.620 yeah see that sounds

01:48:24.300 fun I remember

01:48:26.460 putting my cats in

01:48:28.880 yeah in parachutes

01:48:32.340 and attaching them

01:48:33.080 to the ceiling fan to

01:48:33.940 see what would

01:48:34.300 happen

01:48:34.620 I will check it

01:48:36.940 I will check it

01:48:38.240 definitely turning it

01:48:39.180 on and it didn't

01:48:40.060 happen the way I

01:48:40.760 thought it was going

01:48:41.320 to so

01:48:42.400 anyone here work with

01:48:45.920 PETA yeah

01:48:46.900 definitely

01:48:47.420 yeah

01:48:48.500 yeah right

01:48:49.860 yeah definitely

01:48:50.840 see but that was the

01:48:52.160 thing PETA wasn't 1.00

01:48:52.940 worried about kids

01:48:55.080 in the 80s

01:48:55.980 they were more

01:48:57.540 worried about the

01:48:58.220 fur coats or some 0.99

01:48:59.060 shit you know 0.93

01:49:00.660 because that was what 1.00

01:49:02.720 people did back then

01:49:03.740 I don't think what

01:49:07.400 is PETA worried

01:49:08.100 about now

01:49:08.720 farting cows or

01:49:10.140 something because

01:49:11.320 they weren't worried

01:49:12.020 about all of the

01:49:13.020 dolphins and whales

01:49:15.720 and all that kind of 1.00

01:49:18.380 shit that was fucking 1.00

01:49:19.080 that were dying at 1.00

01:49:20.360 marine land all the

01:49:22.300 animals that died there

01:49:23.160 over and over again

01:49:24.140 so I feel like maybe

01:49:26.620 PETA should do a

01:49:27.880 better job

01:49:28.560 excuse me

01:49:31.100 oh my god 1.00

01:49:33.840 people are retarded 1.00

01:49:35.040 well you know 1.00

01:49:36.900 yeah

01:49:38.440 yeah

01:49:41.340 yeah the 80s were a

01:49:42.580 good time that's the

01:49:43.420 thing right like

01:49:44.080 everybody had a really

01:49:45.060 good time in the 80s

01:49:46.000 and if you made it out

01:49:46.920 and

01:49:47.200 you know

01:49:48.300 you didn't end up a 1.00

01:49:49.740 pussy then 1.00

01:49:50.260 you're probably good 1.00

01:49:52.160 and I feel like some of

01:49:53.280 the people that were 0.99

01:49:53.900 pussies in 80s are 0.99

01:49:55.000 mostly like 1.00

01:49:55.840 tech billionaires now

01:49:58.360 so 0.99

01:49:59.060 still pussies but 0.99

01:50:00.520 just 1.00

01:50:01.680 richer

01:50:03.000 yeah right

01:50:06.840 I feel like

01:50:07.480 yeah

01:50:08.620 I know

01:50:10.640 I know my

01:50:11.260 like my days I've

01:50:12.280 spent outside

01:50:13.120 every single 1.00

01:50:14.120 fucking day 1.00

01:50:14.880 pretty much 0.99

01:50:15.540 yeah every day

01:50:16.080 riding my bike

01:50:17.120 doing all sorts of 1.00

01:50:17.980 stupid shit 1.00

01:50:18.600 like 1.00

01:50:19.220 getting hurt all the

01:50:20.820 time

01:50:21.260 yeah

01:50:22.420 whatever

01:50:22.800 yeah

01:50:27.120 um

01:50:27.680 I need to take

01:50:28.320 two minutes

01:50:29.040 I will be right

01:50:30.120 back

01:50:30.660 two minutes

01:50:32.360 two minutes

01:50:33.480 I will be back

01:50:36.120 all right

01:50:37.360 go away then

01:50:38.760 go away

01:50:39.540 there we go

01:50:41.420 all right

01:50:41.880 cricket lives

01:50:43.240 matter eh

01:50:44.780 okay

01:50:45.320 well I guess

01:50:47.760 yeah they should

01:50:48.460 they should matter

01:50:49.220 because in that way

01:50:49.900 we don't have to

01:50:50.420 eat them

01:50:50.760 that's that's

01:50:52.540 where I'm going

01:50:52.940 with that

01:50:53.400 but

01:50:53.720 80s were

01:50:56.340 definitely a fun

01:50:57.000 time

01:50:57.300 the 90s were

01:50:58.240 kick-ass too

01:50:58.900 though 0.95

01:50:59.140 let's let's

01:51:00.140 not uh

01:51:01.040 you know

01:51:01.260 that was a

01:51:01.940 pretty pretty

01:51:02.640 fun time

01:51:03.280 you could say 1.00

01:51:05.460 faggot back 1.00

01:51:06.120 then it was 1.00

01:51:06.600 okay

01:51:06.960 you know

01:51:08.000 I enjoyed it

01:51:09.880 what's a quick

01:51:12.240 poop

01:51:12.560 I must have

01:51:15.660 missed something

01:51:16.020 there but

01:51:16.460 anyway 1.00

01:51:17.380 fuck around 0.99

01:51:19.000 something like 1.00

01:51:20.820 that yes

01:51:21.460 that's way 0.98

01:51:23.240 wait for Sarah

01:51:24.980 I should have

01:51:25.360 loaded up some

01:51:25.900 more videos but

01:51:26.700 I didn't get

01:51:27.460 around to that

01:51:28.080 apparently Connor

01:51:30.200 is on his way

01:51:30.860 that's fine

01:51:31.520 nice

01:51:32.700 uh

01:51:35.000 made it

01:51:35.500 through

01:51:36.000 actually that

01:51:38.220 that probably

01:51:38.880 is a good

01:51:39.760 t-shirt to have

01:51:40.720 and it is a

01:51:41.280 pretty good

01:51:41.660 accomplishment

01:51:42.200 to make it

01:51:42.840 through the 80s

01:51:43.620 I feel

01:51:44.340 um especially

01:51:45.900 considering the

01:51:46.700 way kids are

01:51:47.300 today they

01:51:48.580 can barely

01:51:48.980 make it

01:51:49.360 through now

01:51:49.900 um but I

01:51:52.320 mean when

01:51:52.560 everybody's got

01:51:53.220 to affirm

01:51:53.700 their every 1.00

01:51:54.180 fucking emotion 1.00

01:51:54.960 their every 1.00

01:51:55.540 mental instability

01:51:57.420 it's pretty

01:51:59.820 insane pretty

01:52:00.880 insane time

01:52:01.580 we're in but

01:52:02.140 is what it

01:52:03.280 is

01:52:04.120 uh yeah

01:52:08.660 well WWF

01:52:09.660 especially yeah

01:52:10.900 like we would

01:52:11.920 uh we wrestled 0.99

01:52:12.780 all the fucking 0.99

01:52:13.360 time it was a 0.99

01:52:15.020 good time

01:52:15.540 especially

01:52:17.140 especially once

01:52:17.940 high school

01:52:18.420 kicked around

01:52:19.140 I was like

01:52:19.860 constantly running

01:52:20.540 around giving

01:52:21.080 everybody the

01:52:21.700 stunner or 0.99

01:52:22.420 fucking telling 1.00

01:52:23.220 them to suck 1.00

01:52:23.720 it that was a 1.00

01:52:24.800 good time

01:52:25.220 put the math

01:52:26.560 it's gone

01:52:27.260 I mean I

01:52:31.460 could I think

01:52:32.160 it is around

01:52:32.760 here somewhere

01:52:33.380 that is a

01:52:34.440 possibility

01:52:35.040 uh what

01:52:41.060 protesting for

01:52:42.100 the red heifers

01:52:42.800 oh you mean

01:52:43.540 PETA that's a

01:52:44.460 good question

01:52:45.540 well they

01:52:46.980 don't care

01:52:47.280 about the

01:52:47.560 red heifers

01:52:48.120 any other

01:52:48.580 ones I

01:52:49.280 guess

01:52:49.640 made it

01:52:54.920 through the

01:52:55.260 90s thanks

01:52:56.000 to LSD

01:52:56.640 really all

01:52:57.280 right all

01:52:57.780 right okay

01:52:58.640 sure I

01:53:00.420 think I made

01:53:01.560 it in spite

01:53:02.200 of LSD

01:53:02.780 um but

01:53:04.200 something like

01:53:05.700 that there

01:53:07.040 were some

01:53:07.380 some good

01:53:07.860 times on it

01:53:08.440 though I'm

01:53:09.180 not gonna

01:53:09.480 lie

01:53:09.760 apparently I

01:53:16.620 cannot type

01:53:17.200 today

01:53:17.560 probably should

01:53:19.260 be wearing my

01:53:19.760 glasses for

01:53:20.360 that but it

01:53:21.320 is what it

01:53:22.460 is

01:53:22.980 did I load

01:53:25.580 anything else up

01:53:26.400 in here

01:53:26.740 probably

01:53:27.180 you're back

01:53:29.400 anyway cool

01:53:29.960 excuse me

01:53:30.440 sorry

01:53:30.980 something like

01:53:34.860 that trying to

01:53:35.900 see if anything's

01:53:36.500 happened today or

01:53:37.180 not I have not

01:53:38.380 paid any attention

01:53:39.260 to anything that's

01:53:40.020 going on

01:53:40.760 oh in the

01:53:42.060 news I

01:53:43.860 definitely have

01:53:44.500 not I mean

01:53:45.180 I've been at

01:53:45.680 work since

01:53:46.240 four this

01:53:46.960 morning so

01:53:47.540 and I

01:53:48.780 didn't sleep

01:53:49.800 last night I

01:53:50.340 just read my

01:53:51.120 book for a

01:53:51.620 bit and went

01:53:52.540 for a walk

01:53:53.140 so I

01:53:54.640 didn't

01:53:55.020 sleep

01:53:55.580 no

01:53:57.860 I've not

01:53:59.340 pulled an

01:53:59.800 all-nighter in

01:54:00.420 a little while

01:54:01.240 anyway

01:54:01.600 um I slept

01:54:04.520 for a couple

01:54:04.940 hours on

01:54:05.680 Sunday night

01:54:06.440 and then I

01:54:07.800 slept for

01:54:08.500 a couple

01:54:10.320 hours

01:54:11.100 Monday night

01:54:12.700 and then

01:54:13.920 last night

01:54:14.700 yesterday

01:54:16.740 afternoon

01:54:18.560 I closed

01:54:20.120 my eyes

01:54:20.680 for about a

01:54:21.160 half an hour

01:54:21.780 in the

01:54:22.060 backyard

01:54:22.480 and then

01:54:25.600 yeah I

01:54:26.880 closed my eyes

01:54:27.380 for about 45

01:54:28.060 minutes last

01:54:28.680 night but I

01:54:29.000 didn't sleep

01:54:29.560 because I was

01:54:30.220 sitting in my

01:54:30.700 chair

01:54:30.880 but you

01:54:33.500 know

01:54:33.780 uh I'm

01:54:36.140 reading two

01:54:37.400 books right

01:54:37.880 now

01:54:38.220 uh one

01:54:40.200 of them

01:54:40.640 is I

01:54:43.200 guess I'm

01:54:43.820 reading Tommy

01:54:44.380 Knockers 1.00

01:54:44.940 um and

01:54:47.600 a uh the

01:54:50.860 other one

01:54:51.440 is like a

01:54:54.140 kind of I

01:54:57.480 guess you

01:54:58.940 would say

01:54:59.540 kind of like a

01:55:01.840 bible book

01:55:02.440 but I

01:55:04.800 don't know

01:55:05.100 anyway I'm

01:55:06.780 reading two

01:55:07.140 books the one

01:55:07.900 is for my

01:55:08.360 um my

01:55:10.440 book club

01:55:10.880 through church

01:55:12.460 I go to

01:55:12.980 and then the

01:55:13.680 other one is

01:55:14.300 obviously

01:55:14.760 Stephen K

01:55:15.480 Tommy

01:55:16.180 Knockers 1.00

01:55:16.700 and I'm

01:55:17.300 also reading

01:55:17.800 assassins

01:55:18.460 that's another

01:55:18.980 one I'm

01:55:19.360 reading which

01:55:19.740 is just like

01:55:20.340 uh

01:55:20.720 too much

01:55:21.520 reading

01:55:21.820 uh

01:55:24.380 you know you

01:55:25.120 just gave

01:55:25.500 breezy a

01:55:26.020 lady boner 0.99

01:55:26.560 right 0.84

01:55:26.880 it's the

01:55:27.660 quick read

01:55:28.200 one that was

01:55:28.980 the one I

01:55:29.280 sent you the

01:55:29.780 other day

01:55:30.100 when you were

01:55:30.380 like what are

01:55:30.780 you reading

01:55:31.160 that's like

01:55:31.720 uh assassins

01:55:32.900 it's the one

01:55:33.780 just it's

01:55:34.120 basically like

01:55:34.700 it just

01:55:34.920 talks about

01:55:35.500 uh different

01:55:36.780 types of

01:55:37.240 assassins and

01:55:37.940 then um

01:55:39.220 what they're

01:55:40.340 kind of like a

01:55:41.040 synopsis of

01:55:41.700 their story

01:55:42.240 so kind of

01:55:44.080 fun anyway

01:55:45.220 yeah I'd

01:55:47.640 rather just

01:55:48.120 watch stuff

01:55:48.840 yeah but I

01:55:51.800 get the

01:55:52.100 headaches so I

01:55:53.540 try not to

01:55:54.160 be screeny so

01:55:56.340 much right

01:55:56.840 I guess that's

01:55:57.320 fair that's

01:55:57.960 fair so

01:55:59.180 again it's

01:56:01.560 I'm not a

01:56:02.400 huge screen

01:56:03.980 person

01:56:04.600 last time I

01:56:06.300 actually finished

01:56:07.300 a book was

01:56:08.060 probably like 1.00

01:56:09.020 fuck 1.00

01:56:10.760 excuse me 1.00

01:56:12.760 15 years ago

01:56:13.720 oh yeah no

01:56:16.040 I finish books

01:56:17.020 and then I

01:56:17.420 read them

01:56:18.140 again

01:56:18.740 I mean that's

01:56:22.120 why I keep

01:56:22.520 them

01:56:22.980 and there you

01:56:24.640 know that's

01:56:25.000 the new term

01:56:25.500 breezy boner

01:56:26.120 when you when

01:56:26.720 you talk about

01:56:27.340 when you talk

01:56:28.040 about books

01:56:28.520 you're giving

01:56:28.920 breezy a 0.79

01:56:30.380 breezy boner

01:56:31.100 there you

01:56:31.860 go see

01:56:32.760 yeah

01:56:34.460 yeah

01:56:35.380 I guarantee

01:56:36.700 it see like

01:56:37.240 she's so

01:56:37.840 excited she

01:56:38.320 hasn't even

01:56:38.660 commented

01:56:39.020 she's losing

01:56:41.000 probably

01:56:42.260 probably 1.00

01:56:42.760 fucking 1.00

01:56:43.160 kidnapping 1.00

01:56:43.640 people is 0.59

01:56:44.120 what she's

01:56:44.440 doing I

01:56:44.980 guarantee

01:56:45.280 it

01:56:45.700 I'm trying

01:56:46.900 to remember

01:56:47.360 where my

01:56:47.760 Darwin book

01:56:48.340 is too

01:56:48.980 that one

01:56:49.640 was

01:56:49.820 checking on

01:56:50.280 all those 1.00

01:56:50.640 fucking 1.00

01:56:50.920 people in 1.00

01:56:51.380 that Zumba

01:56:51.820 class in

01:56:52.360 her basement

01:56:52.820 neuroplasticity

01:56:55.500 in the brain

01:56:56.020 fixes itself

01:56:56.840 very interesting

01:56:57.380 yeah I've

01:56:58.920 got all kinds

01:56:59.500 of if you

01:56:59.960 want some

01:57:01.320 good books

01:57:02.420 on like

01:57:04.080 neuroscience

01:57:04.580 and things

01:57:05.200 like that

01:57:05.720 I have some

01:57:06.360 ton of really

01:57:07.260 good recommendations

01:57:08.000 the the one

01:57:10.820 memoirs of an 0.64

01:57:12.860 addicted brain

01:57:13.600 that's a really

01:57:15.440 good one

01:57:16.120 it's about a guy

01:57:17.380 who used to be

01:57:17.860 an addict and

01:57:18.320 now he's a

01:57:18.760 neuroscientist

01:57:19.440 that's where I'll 1.00

01:57:21.120 say like I shit 0.99

01:57:21.740 on books but 0.98

01:57:22.640 like that's

01:57:23.280 something that I

01:57:23.900 could probably

01:57:24.480 actually see

01:57:25.140 myself reading

01:57:25.780 oh well

01:57:27.440 then I got

01:57:29.220 a ton of

01:57:29.600 stuff like

01:57:30.020 that is

01:57:30.340 just yeah

01:57:31.640 like stuff

01:57:32.040 like that's

01:57:32.440 just interesting

01:57:32.960 well

01:57:34.660 um

01:57:35.600 neuropsychology

01:57:37.100 neuroscience

01:57:38.400 brain of

01:57:38.900 behavior

01:57:39.460 research methods

01:57:42.840 what's that

01:57:43.680 one forensic

01:57:44.220 psychology

01:57:44.780 forensic

01:57:45.120 psychology

01:57:45.760 neuroscience

01:57:48.440 of behavior

01:57:49.260 behavior

01:57:50.820 under

01:57:51.160 chronology

01:57:51.840 criminology

01:57:53.020 uh drugs

01:57:55.020 behavior in

01:57:55.620 society

01:57:56.100 that was

01:57:56.620 yeah

01:57:57.080 that was 0.99

01:57:57.340 pretty dumb 0.99

01:57:57.860 I just taught 1.00

01:57:59.380 people how to

01:58:00.220 buy good drugs

01:58:00.940 on that one

01:58:01.520 nice

01:58:02.840 neuropsychopharmacology

01:58:06.680 I got a couple

01:58:09.760 of good ones in

01:58:10.340 there

01:58:10.680 so like I

01:58:12.880 for me like

01:58:14.540 reading

01:58:14.920 radical criminology

01:58:16.020 I don't

01:58:16.900 I don't

01:58:17.240 that one was

01:58:17.880 fun

01:58:18.120 I'm not

01:58:19.520 much into

01:58:20.140 like reading

01:58:20.580 anything like

01:58:21.180 fantasy like

01:58:22.060 right like

01:58:22.760 it's

01:58:23.520 I guess in

01:58:24.820 some ways

01:58:25.400 in some ways

01:58:27.260 a story

01:58:27.880 can be good

01:58:28.780 but I mean

01:58:29.260 if I want a

01:58:29.800 story I'm just

01:58:30.380 gonna watch a

01:58:30.920 movie right

01:58:31.660 um

01:58:32.640 no

01:58:32.880 but in

01:58:33.860 in terms of

01:58:34.520 see I do the

01:58:34.740 opposite

01:58:35.040 it's just like

01:58:36.080 game of thrones

01:58:36.760 right

01:58:37.820 I read game of

01:58:38.740 thrones

01:58:39.040 loved the game

01:58:40.520 of thrones

01:58:40.880 books and I

01:58:41.560 started watching

01:58:42.200 game of thrones

01:58:42.700 but I've never

01:58:43.320 actually finished

01:58:44.100 watching the

01:58:44.680 series because

01:58:45.420 I read the

01:58:46.660 books and I

01:58:47.080 thought they were

01:58:47.480 way more

01:58:47.800 entertaining

01:58:48.240 Mark Lewis

01:58:49.280 yes that's

01:58:49.940 the one

01:58:50.300 yeah

01:58:51.240 it is

01:58:52.840 yeah and

01:58:53.440 he's a

01:58:53.940 definitely

01:58:56.560 definitely

01:58:57.340 um

01:58:59.660 but like

01:59:00.100 for me it's

01:59:01.100 like I want

01:59:01.920 like uh

01:59:02.880 like as an

01:59:03.380 example the

01:59:03.940 last book that

01:59:04.740 I did actually

01:59:05.440 read

01:59:05.780 was uh

01:59:08.260 it was called

01:59:10.460 the the road

01:59:11.180 to hell how

01:59:11.760 the biker 0.94

01:59:12.160 gangs are 0.98

01:59:12.700 conquering

01:59:13.240 Canada I

01:59:13.880 forget who

01:59:14.480 wrote that

01:59:15.080 um I

01:59:16.380 believe it

01:59:17.300 was it

01:59:17.760 was a

01:59:18.140 reporter

01:59:18.680 uh from

01:59:20.100 Montreal that

01:59:20.920 wrote the

01:59:21.300 book

01:59:21.480 I don't

01:59:24.840 whoever was I

01:59:25.960 know he was

01:59:26.360 shot a bunch

01:59:26.920 of times

01:59:27.400 yeah

01:59:28.160 like he got

01:59:29.760 shot in a

01:59:30.280 parking lot

01:59:30.920 I think I

01:59:31.360 have that one

01:59:31.920 on my bookshelf

01:59:32.680 like right there

01:59:33.900 yeah like that

01:59:34.820 that was a super

01:59:35.500 interesting book

01:59:36.340 in my opinion

01:59:37.380 but like that's 1.00

01:59:38.080 the kind of shit 1.00

01:59:38.620 that I'm into 1.00

01:59:39.220 is like if it

01:59:40.000 really happened

01:59:40.720 um but other

01:59:44.440 than that I've

01:59:45.700 never never

01:59:46.460 really gone to

01:59:47.360 books for

01:59:47.820 stories like

01:59:48.700 stories is

01:59:49.300 something I'll

01:59:49.820 just I'll watch

01:59:50.340 a movie show

01:59:51.460 lord of the

01:59:51.960 rings the

01:59:52.760 hobbit like 1.00

01:59:54.240 all of those

01:59:55.200 narnia oh

01:59:56.940 golden compass

01:59:58.160 those are all

01:59:59.120 like growing up

01:59:59.900 books like what's

02:00:00.400 the other one

02:00:00.740 bridge to

02:00:01.100 terabithia um

02:00:03.460 you know all

02:00:04.540 of those books

02:00:05.080 what what was

02:00:05.780 the um

02:00:06.840 yeah and

02:00:08.180 like I like

02:00:08.800 I I've also

02:00:10.100 read like

02:00:10.620 started a couple

02:00:11.480 others just

02:00:11.980 didn't finish

02:00:12.500 them like uh

02:00:13.340 the like

02:00:14.380 autobiographies is

02:00:15.520 another one that 0.98

02:00:16.060 I fucking love 0.97

02:00:16.760 reading um so 0.97

02:00:17.860 like I've got uh

02:00:19.080 Bob Proberts and

02:00:21.300 Carrie Frazier

02:00:22.020 uh a couple of

02:00:23.680 hockey guys that

02:00:24.600 I've read some

02:00:26.700 of theirs um

02:00:28.060 stuff like that

02:00:29.280 because like I

02:00:29.640 like that behind

02:00:31.220 the scenes stuff

02:00:32.160 that that kind of 0.99

02:00:33.440 shit interests me 1.00

02:00:34.280 yeah no I like 0.98

02:00:37.080 the stuff about

02:00:38.060 like I'm

02:00:38.780 the brain and

02:00:39.440 behavior and why

02:00:40.260 people do what

02:00:40.840 they do and I

02:00:42.320 like reading

02:00:43.000 about um

02:00:44.560 history pandemics

02:00:46.020 epidemics um

02:00:48.780 outbreaks things

02:00:50.620 like that and

02:00:52.500 like sociological

02:00:54.520 um things like

02:00:58.420 why people do

02:00:59.660 what they do

02:01:00.280 that's a fair

02:01:01.680 point fair

02:01:02.940 point

02:01:03.360 very fair

02:01:06.140 point and

02:01:06.700 actually I do

02:01:07.680 find I don't

02:01:08.340 watch anything

02:01:08.960 new really 1.00

02:01:09.680 um fuck 0.99

02:01:11.000 actually now 0.99

02:01:11.920 the only thing

02:01:12.660 I even watch 0.99

02:01:13.460 on the fucking 1.00

02:01:14.760 television is the 1.00

02:01:15.540 wrestling that's

02:01:16.200 it that is

02:01:16.620 legitimately the

02:01:17.520 only thing I

02:01:18.180 watch the only

02:01:19.360 thing I watch

02:01:19.980 on television

02:01:20.540 is big

02:01:22.920 brother I'm

02:01:24.420 just kidding

02:01:24.920 I was gonna

02:01:28.240 say that's a lot

02:01:28.900 gared in what

02:01:29.460 I'm watching

02:01:29.920 no um I

02:01:33.020 do find big

02:01:33.540 brother entertaining

02:01:34.220 every once in a

02:01:34.820 while though I

02:01:35.420 don't have tv

02:01:36.040 um but one

02:01:38.960 of my best

02:01:39.360 friends used to

02:01:39.940 watch it and

02:01:40.580 it was one of

02:01:41.200 the only things

02:01:41.780 we could talk

02:01:42.280 about for a

02:01:43.640 while because we

02:01:44.160 had differences

02:01:44.680 of um opinions

02:01:47.600 on things so I

02:01:50.820 had to watch big

02:01:51.460 brother for a

02:01:51.960 little bit so

02:01:52.380 that I had things

02:01:52.900 to talk with her

02:01:53.560 about and um

02:01:55.300 it's interesting

02:01:56.300 again because I

02:01:57.760 the psychology

02:01:58.700 behind it the

02:01:59.400 sociological

02:02:00.180 experimentation sort

02:02:01.920 of thing of it

02:02:02.460 you're putting

02:02:02.880 these people in

02:02:04.160 a place where

02:02:04.800 they don't know

02:02:05.920 anybody like they

02:02:07.040 don't know each

02:02:07.480 other they're you

02:02:09.480 know in an

02:02:09.920 environment where

02:02:10.560 they're you know

02:02:11.380 on camera 24-7

02:02:12.820 they're always it's

02:02:13.880 a very different

02:02:14.840 like you're basically

02:02:16.260 putting rats in a

02:02:17.080 cage right with a

02:02:19.140 bunch of strangers

02:02:19.820 and then making

02:02:20.720 them do things

02:02:22.920 that are um you

02:02:25.060 know that are

02:02:25.580 going to test

02:02:26.100 their the limits

02:02:26.960 of their um of

02:02:28.700 everything like not

02:02:30.200 only their um like

02:02:31.880 their emotional

02:02:33.100 their physiological

02:02:34.160 their physical

02:02:35.000 boundaries like

02:02:35.560 things like that

02:02:36.040 but it just gets 0.98

02:02:36.500 really fucked up 0.97

02:02:37.200 right so because 0.91

02:02:39.580 people start to 1.00

02:02:40.140 like fuck with 0.99

02:02:40.600 each other and all 1.00

02:02:41.100 that kind of stuff

02:02:41.760 yeah that show is 1.00

02:02:44.120 fucking stupid 1.00

02:02:44.820 no anything that's 1.00

02:02:46.340 on TLC I won't I

02:02:47.620 can't no none I

02:02:48.900 won't do I won't

02:02:49.740 even I can't go

02:02:50.500 there yeah the

02:02:51.940 leftovers was good

02:02:53.140 I do I did there

02:02:55.280 were some series that

02:02:56.840 I watched from

02:02:58.000 Showtime and um

02:03:00.860 and things like

02:03:01.600 that when I had

02:03:02.600 uh when I lived

02:03:04.100 like way in the

02:03:05.140 country where I

02:03:05.640 had no internet or

02:03:06.440 anything because I

02:03:07.140 would have to get

02:03:07.740 things off of like

02:03:08.980 a satellite um and

02:03:11.020 I watched the

02:03:11.440 leftovers and

02:03:12.340 Banshee um what 0.97

02:03:15.360 was the other one

02:03:16.160 um Nip Tuck there

02:03:18.880 was a couple of

02:03:19.380 like old series that

02:03:21.040 I watched that were

02:03:21.800 cool yeah so

02:03:24.540 there's actually one

02:03:25.600 uh I gotta get back

02:03:26.700 and see if uh season

02:03:28.980 two started or not

02:03:30.040 but there was a

02:03:30.460 show called Silo

02:03:31.460 uh that I thought

02:03:32.960 was actually pretty

02:03:33.600 interesting they're

02:03:35.240 they all live

02:03:36.000 underground and

02:03:37.140 like I guess the

02:03:38.340 they went underground

02:03:40.100 like 140 years ago

02:03:41.800 so it's like the

02:03:42.520 people that are

02:03:43.000 there have never

02:03:43.820 experienced the

02:03:44.740 outside and then

02:03:47.400 they're like all

02:03:48.140 questioning the

02:03:49.300 things that they've

02:03:49.940 been told and

02:03:50.920 like it's it's

02:03:52.280 pretty interesting

02:03:53.040 that's for sure

02:03:53.780 I think it was 0.99

02:03:55.340 on the fuck 0.99

02:03:57.820 was it on maybe 0.99

02:03:59.080 Apple TV I don't

02:04:00.240 remember what the 0.97

02:04:00.840 fuck which one it 0.99

02:04:01.660 was on but because 1.00

02:04:04.380 I was watching I was

02:04:05.120 streaming it so I

02:04:06.260 don't I don't pay

02:04:06.760 for I did have

02:04:07.340 Apple TV for a bit

02:04:08.760 I don't know if I

02:04:10.120 still have that I

02:04:11.020 should probably look

02:04:11.860 at what's coming

02:04:12.400 out of my bank

02:04:13.160 and see if I still

02:04:14.320 have Apple TV

02:04:15.320 wife swap there we 0.99

02:04:17.060 go wife swap Jews 1.00

02:04:18.120 to Muslims see let's 0.99

02:04:19.840 go let's go let's

02:04:21.160 get it done

02:04:21.700 yeah I know I

02:04:25.320 can't watch any of

02:04:25.960 those you can't do

02:04:27.580 that I can't I did

02:04:31.180 watch love is blind

02:04:32.040 yeah that was

02:04:34.380 entertaining

02:04:34.920 somewhat no if you

02:04:39.540 want to really see

02:04:40.380 train wrecks like it

02:04:42.200 just reminds me why

02:04:43.880 there's very little

02:04:47.180 hope for real

02:04:50.880 procreation at this

02:04:52.040 point for there's

02:04:54.060 no but the thing

02:04:54.740 is is that people

02:04:55.340 don't you can't

02:04:57.840 fault them for it

02:04:58.560 because they just

02:04:59.060 haven't had role like

02:05:00.060 they haven't had

02:05:00.540 proper role models

02:05:01.400 they took away like

02:05:04.140 there's no I don't

02:05:05.260 know if these people

02:05:06.080 aren't going to

02:05:06.620 church and they're

02:05:07.120 not going there's

02:05:08.560 no structure to and

02:05:09.940 the you know the

02:05:11.760 the norm in in

02:05:13.900 whatever demographic

02:05:15.120 they're in is for

02:05:16.900 you know broken

02:05:18.100 families or however

02:05:19.320 you want to say at

02:05:20.100 the non-nuclear

02:05:20.820 family that you

02:05:22.280 know is going to

02:05:24.120 perpetuate a

02:05:26.660 better class society

02:05:29.460 I feel like these

02:05:31.560 are things it's just

02:05:33.280 highlighting the fact

02:05:34.360 that relationships

02:05:35.620 are completely 0.99

02:05:37.760 fucked now and 0.99

02:05:39.700 the reason why so 0.99

02:05:42.320 many people are not

02:05:43.660 able to either

02:05:45.160 maintain or look

02:05:47.320 look for or find

02:05:49.580 proper mates or

02:05:50.980 relationships is

02:05:51.820 because that isn't

02:05:53.680 being like it's

02:05:57.120 that's not the focus

02:05:57.920 anymore the focus is

02:05:59.220 on being self-sufficient

02:06:02.080 and doing it on your

02:06:03.220 own and not needing

02:06:04.860 a person another

02:06:05.940 person to you know 0.99

02:06:07.680 it's fucked up 0.97

02:06:08.580 anyway I just I 0.99

02:06:11.020 watch it because I

02:06:11.940 think that that's it's

02:06:13.100 interesting to watch

02:06:13.900 that play out

02:06:16.060 this is why we

02:06:17.860 stream right here

02:06:18.560 for oh

02:06:20.000 informative pieces

02:06:20.940 like this

02:06:21.600 they only have one 1.00

02:06:23.040 vagina 1.00

02:06:23.480 well yeah 0.99

02:06:25.060 they have two heads

02:06:25.900 and one two heads

02:06:26.680 though right

02:06:27.580 what

02:06:28.540 wait a second

02:06:30.240 wait a second

02:06:31.340 no no no no

02:06:32.140 no wait

02:06:32.820 what

02:06:33.800 so now if they

02:06:34.660 have two heads

02:06:35.360 like is it possible

02:06:36.300 that one would 0.57

02:06:37.000 swallow and the

02:06:37.640 other would spit 0.96

02:06:38.240 what or would

02:06:43.800 they both like to

02:06:44.540 swallow

02:06:44.840 no

02:06:46.520 these these are the

02:06:49.720 questions I have

02:06:50.540 I don't think so

02:06:52.060 we need to find some

02:06:54.640 conjoined twins to

02:06:55.580 interview

02:06:55.840 I have more

02:06:56.920 questions though

02:06:58.020 how 0.98

02:06:58.520 how many boobs 1.00

02:07:01.500 a lot 0.96

02:07:01.940 a lot of questions

02:07:03.640 like is there a

02:07:04.900 third boob 0.99

02:07:05.460 is there two sets 0.98

02:07:06.940 of boobs 0.99

02:07:07.420 wait a second 0.99

02:07:08.200 how do they

02:07:09.280 how does that

02:07:10.100 even work

02:07:10.740 what if the other

02:07:11.320 one doesn't like

02:07:12.100 him

02:07:12.380 yeah

02:07:14.540 what happens

02:07:15.560 there

02:07:15.960 what do you

02:07:16.660 mean

02:07:17.040 I don't know

02:07:18.160 this doesn't

02:07:18.960 make sense

02:07:19.480 all sorts of

02:07:20.740 questions here

02:07:21.440 this doesn't

02:07:22.060 make sense

02:07:22.720 who

02:07:23.180 bad hat

02:07:24.300 Harriet

02:07:24.600 no

02:07:25.440 what

02:07:26.440 what do you

02:07:29.960 mean

02:07:30.340 I'm confused

02:07:32.220 though

02:07:32.640 how does that

02:07:33.700 get married

02:07:34.320 yeah

02:07:35.860 yeah there you

02:07:36.540 go

02:07:37.420 is it a

02:07:37.860 threesome

02:07:38.180 or is it a

02:07:38.780 2.5

02:07:39.660 some

02:07:40.440 it can't be a

02:07:42.620 threesome if

02:07:43.080 there's only

02:07:43.540 if the whole

02:07:44.840 that's an

02:07:45.780 actual

02:07:46.060 there has to

02:07:46.480 be a certain

02:07:46.940 amount of

02:07:47.580 what's a two

02:07:49.900 and a half

02:07:50.240 some

02:07:50.420 no

02:07:51.240 is it

02:07:53.540 okay

02:07:53.880 two and a

02:07:54.180 half some

02:07:54.540 what do they

02:07:55.960 have that's

02:07:56.740 not

02:07:57.340 oh

02:07:59.600 they have

02:08:00.740 so they

02:08:01.160 can we see a

02:08:02.920 picture of this

02:08:03.520 because I don't

02:08:03.940 want to have to

02:08:04.380 answer if one

02:08:04.720 of them doesn't

02:08:05.220 like the dude

02:08:05.720 what do you

02:08:08.780 mean reads a

02:08:09.560 book

02:08:09.940 I mean in

02:08:10.960 most cases

02:08:11.480 how is she

02:08:11.600 going to read

02:08:12.000 a book

02:08:12.320 they have the

02:08:13.840 same hands

02:08:14.540 they're sharing 1.00

02:08:16.160 a vagina 1.00

02:08:16.820 well maybe only 1.00

02:08:19.560 one hand gets

02:08:20.440 used

02:08:21.040 bro

02:08:22.720 like who

02:08:25.860 controls the

02:08:26.440 hands

02:08:26.840 there's more

02:08:28.100 see we are

02:08:28.880 coming up with

02:08:29.500 way too many 1.00

02:08:30.240 fuck we need 1.00

02:08:30.860 to find a 1.00

02:08:31.220 conjoined twin

02:08:31.800 to interview

02:08:32.240 I feel like

02:08:33.900 we're not

02:08:34.400 going to do

02:08:35.080 that

02:08:35.380 all right

02:08:36.020 I'm gonna be

02:08:36.960 like so when

02:08:37.480 you're doing

02:08:38.000 it like who

02:08:38.700 controls the

02:08:39.320 hands like can

02:08:40.120 you guys fight

02:08:40.740 over the

02:08:41.080 control

02:08:41.480 oh no

02:08:43.720 like can you

02:08:45.260 punch each

02:08:45.720 other

02:08:45.980 I'm not

02:08:49.260 doing it

02:08:49.860 like is that

02:08:51.080 positive is that

02:08:51.700 possible for

02:08:52.320 conjoined twins

02:08:53.060 to fight

02:08:53.440 all right

02:08:55.320 are you serious

02:08:56.420 one controls the

02:08:57.280 left and one

02:08:57.920 controls the

02:08:58.540 right

02:08:58.800 is that how

02:09:00.120 it works

02:09:00.540 and what if

02:09:04.520 one wants to 0.99

02:09:05.040 masturbate and 0.99

02:09:05.560 the other

02:09:05.740 doesn't is that

02:09:07.000 rape 0.93

02:09:07.260 all right I

02:09:16.040 have questions

02:09:16.700 I see that

02:09:19.460 my questions are

02:09:22.760 definitely more

02:09:23.460 like where do

02:09:25.680 the things go

02:09:26.540 I want to know

02:09:28.200 how many places

02:09:28.880 like I want to

02:09:29.500 know how many

02:09:29.920 things are involved

02:09:30.660 here what is

02:09:32.820 shared and I

02:09:33.480 want to know I

02:09:34.400 want to know okay

02:09:35.060 so if if the

02:09:36.180 conjoined twins are

02:09:37.360 male and our

02:09:39.380 own thoughts make

02:09:40.560 us come which

02:09:42.380 brain controls

02:09:44.260 that mechanism

02:09:45.180 okay

02:09:47.100 because if there's

02:09:50.600 two brains

02:09:51.220 there's two sets

02:09:52.120 of thoughts or

02:09:52.680 do they share

02:09:54.000 thoughts like is

02:09:55.920 there like a lot

02:09:56.580 of the these

02:09:57.600 people

02:09:58.240 no not probably

02:10:00.760 not I don't

02:10:01.360 know if I could

02:10:01.920 date maybe

02:10:02.500 maybe I don't

02:10:04.580 know that get

02:10:06.040 confusing though

02:10:06.720 like which one do

02:10:07.340 you kiss and

02:10:07.980 when

02:10:08.340 is it like

02:10:11.840 no no or

02:10:14.080 maybe you just

02:10:14.600 use one for 1.00

02:10:15.180 blowjobs one for 1.00

02:10:16.040 kissing that way 1.00

02:10:17.500 you don't have to

02:10:18.340 kiss the same

02:10:19.740 mouth

02:10:20.020 is that

02:10:22.020 oh lord

02:10:24.560 I don't know

02:10:27.720 no no I feel

02:10:29.800 like I don't I

02:10:31.000 don't want to

02:10:31.520 ask questions to

02:10:32.260 Scotian lady I

02:10:33.340 don't know I don't

02:10:35.640 I feel like there's

02:10:36.700 not

02:10:37.140 they're from a TLC

02:10:39.420 show see you need

02:10:41.000 to stop watching

02:10:41.760 TLC bad hat

02:10:42.740 Harriet I feel like 0.96

02:10:43.620 you need a TLC

02:10:44.380 intervention

02:10:44.800 well it this is

02:10:46.200 Alberta girl's

02:10:46.940 fault she's the 0.62

02:10:47.560 one who brought

02:10:48.100 up the conjoined

02:10:48.760 twins first so

02:10:49.720 she's at least

02:10:50.340 taking ownership

02:10:51.060 which is good

02:10:51.840 um ladies I do

02:10:55.140 like koala mama 0.99

02:10:55.980 here with the

02:10:56.640 the just who

02:10:57.680 cares just give

02:10:58.340 her yeah I'm

02:10:59.260 yeah okay yeah

02:11:00.640 that's what Johnny

02:11:01.220 is probably gonna

02:11:01.980 do I am I'm

02:11:04.560 I'm now like I

02:11:05.820 I originally I'm

02:11:07.040 like well if one 0.99

02:11:07.680 wants to masturbate 0.99

02:11:08.460 and the other 1.00

02:11:08.780 doesn't is that

02:11:09.860 you know but

02:11:10.600 what happens if

02:11:11.320 one wants to

02:11:11.940 have sex and 0.98

02:11:12.680 the other one 0.97

02:11:13.080 doesn't

02:11:13.660 do it

02:11:14.800 I feel like

02:11:15.900 the there are

02:11:19.340 so many deeper

02:11:20.020 questions here

02:11:20.880 there are many

02:11:22.480 like they were

02:11:23.460 just happily married

02:11:24.900 who's happily

02:11:25.860 married which

02:11:26.740 one join twins

02:11:27.860 no but both of

02:11:29.000 them are they

02:11:29.780 both married to

02:11:30.520 the same dude

02:11:31.280 well you would

02:11:33.780 think it would

02:11:34.180 have to be or

02:11:34.800 can they get

02:11:35.220 married but who 1.00

02:11:37.080 does the vagina 1.00

02:11:37.700 belong to that's 0.99

02:11:39.780 a good question

02:11:40.480 these are my

02:11:42.040 questions I mean

02:11:42.840 the mouth is easy

02:11:43.880 to sort out who

02:11:44.700 gives but who

02:11:45.420 gives who who

02:11:46.700 gives consent

02:11:47.560 but that's that's

02:11:49.840 where I'm stuck

02:11:51.020 here is like is

02:11:52.200 it like what if

02:11:53.080 one says no and

02:11:54.080 then it's right

02:11:54.600 does one have more

02:11:56.640 ownership over the 0.99

02:11:57.580 vagina than the 1.00

02:11:58.320 other is it like 0.94

02:11:59.320 one half of it or

02:12:00.540 do they like tonight

02:12:02.200 it's mine and then

02:12:03.020 the next night it's

02:12:03.700 yours I don't

02:12:04.380 understand I don't

02:12:07.240 get it either and

02:12:08.280 like what if it's a

02:12:09.020 dude like do they

02:12:10.480 use both hands

02:12:12.560 does it I don't

02:12:17.540 know and I'm

02:12:19.760 really curious on

02:12:20.520 the whole who

02:12:20.980 controls the hands

02:12:21.900 and if it's the

02:12:23.540 left hand with the

02:12:24.220 left head on the

02:12:25.020 left side is it

02:12:26.420 like two different

02:12:27.040 people that's what

02:12:29.280 I'm wondering and

02:12:32.180 I can't believe that

02:12:32.920 I've never thought of

02:12:34.000 these questions before

02:12:35.120 is it cheating if

02:12:37.480 you is it cheating

02:12:39.000 if you yeah see I

02:12:42.100 see what happens

02:12:42.860 what happens here

02:12:44.160 yeah Jason's got it

02:12:46.140 who makes the

02:12:46.760 sandwich right

02:12:47.760 that's you know

02:12:48.800 and I would love to

02:12:50.440 know is it four

02:12:51.140 bobs one jean like

02:12:52.460 how many how many

02:12:53.060 bobs are we talking

02:12:53.860 here yeah that's see

02:12:55.540 this is the physical

02:12:56.740 or the physical part

02:12:57.880 of it I'm I'm

02:12:58.800 definitely interested

02:12:59.640 in yeah we're gonna

02:13:00.780 have to do like the

02:13:02.120 whole stream on this

02:13:03.740 no we are definitely

02:13:05.060 not what do you

02:13:05.580 want right only me

02:13:09.100 I have to find out

02:13:09.960 like who controls

02:13:10.680 the hands I don't

02:13:11.700 know I feel like

02:13:13.420 what if one wants 0.64

02:13:14.280 butt stuff bro how 0.81

02:13:17.480 can one of them be 0.98

02:13:18.400 married and the other 0.78

02:13:19.320 one not when they

02:13:20.120 are attached what

02:13:23.020 why they have two

02:13:24.260 minds that would

02:13:25.040 make them two people

02:13:25.940 wouldn't it again

02:13:27.820 different thoughts

02:13:28.640 like but it's the

02:13:29.800 same machine yeah 0.99

02:13:31.500 what if one is gay 1.00

02:13:32.400 that that's a that's a 0.67

02:13:33.580 real good question

02:13:34.480 right like one 0.90

02:13:35.360 wants butt stuff 0.99

02:13:36.100 and the other 0.81

02:13:36.520 doesn't how do

02:13:37.280 you and do they

02:13:38.760 have the same

02:13:39.600 what do they have

02:13:41.240 just one or the

02:13:42.400 other I don't

02:13:45.680 understand is that

02:13:46.600 that's maybe the

02:13:47.260 workaround right you

02:13:48.180 give the one some 0.90

02:13:48.960 GHB if it doesn't 0.75

02:13:49.940 want the butt stuff 1.00

02:13:50.640 but isn't it the

02:13:52.920 same one but don't

02:13:54.420 they have the same

02:13:55.020 internal organs I

02:13:56.020 don't know I

02:13:56.320 there's I'm yeah I

02:13:58.840 don't know man like

02:13:59.640 there's so many I

02:14:00.600 want to know if

02:14:01.100 there's multiple

02:14:01.640 regimes and how

02:14:04.080 many moms there 1.00

02:14:04.760 is can you get a

02:14:05.540 double they have

02:14:07.140 can you get a

02:14:07.740 double what do

02:14:10.520 they have can

02:14:12.000 they who decides

02:14:14.720 on the abortion

02:14:15.420 I was just

02:14:16.520 thinking they have

02:14:17.320 a baby can they

02:14:18.560 have multiple

02:14:19.080 babies they have

02:14:20.660 different uteruses 0.90

02:14:21.460 that's so these

02:14:24.560 are my questions

02:14:25.200 yeah right can you

02:14:27.380 have yeah like how

02:14:28.780 would that work

02:14:29.420 that'd be the

02:14:30.240 weirdest Maury

02:14:30.860 Povich ever if

02:14:32.720 like you could

02:14:33.560 have two babies

02:14:34.560 imagine that

02:14:36.180 Mopo would be

02:14:36.880 like two different

02:14:39.060 babies through one

02:14:40.320 like I don't even

02:14:42.180 know that's

02:14:43.120 imagine the

02:14:44.500 milkshake in

02:14:45.060 there that

02:14:49.200 really that

02:14:50.080 milkshake brings

02:14:50.860 all the boys to

02:14:51.480 the yard I

02:14:51.900 bet I like

02:14:54.020 would you would

02:14:56.040 you would you

02:14:57.000 go to jail for 0.99

02:14:57.680 killing your 1.00

02:14:58.200 conjoined twin 1.00

02:14:58.880 yeah like can 0.63

02:15:03.400 you assault your 0.98

02:15:04.260 conjoined twin and

02:15:05.160 be charged like is

02:15:06.320 that

02:15:06.580 and I think this

02:15:11.140 really comes down to

02:15:12.080 who controls the

02:15:12.940 hands because like

02:15:13.880 which which brain

02:15:14.780 controls the body

02:15:16.180 right

02:15:17.740 because

02:15:18.860 that's

02:15:20.880 confused over

02:15:23.260 there

02:15:23.660 babies are

02:15:24.520 so like like

02:15:27.360 because I'm

02:15:27.720 thinking like if

02:15:28.240 I'm a dude

02:15:28.740 right and I'm a

02:15:29.880 conjoined twin I

02:15:30.780 got my conjoined

02:15:31.420 brother with me and

02:15:32.780 let's say that I

02:15:33.560 work the right hand

02:15:34.620 and he works the

02:15:35.380 left hand can I

02:15:37.360 like I would

02:15:39.100 definitely not want

02:15:40.200 him using the 0.96

02:15:41.560 masturbation would be 1.00

02:15:42.760 really fucking weird 0.99

02:15:43.600 then because it'd be 0.99

02:15:44.420 like your brother's 1.00

02:15:45.060 jerking you off 0.99

02:15:45.720 so many questions

02:15:53.940 I feel like definitely

02:15:56.620 we need

02:15:57.120 it's appropriate

02:15:57.580 I feel like we all

02:15:59.640 need Jesus now

02:16:00.600 you knew this stream

02:16:06.620 would go somewhere 0.98

02:16:07.600 fucking weird at some 0.99

02:16:08.660 point 0.98

02:16:09.000 it's like mandatory

02:16:12.140 but I am really

02:16:14.440 now I'm like

02:16:15.160 seriously considering

02:16:16.300 like all these

02:16:16.880 different scenarios

02:16:18.240 and possibilities

02:16:19.340 and like who gets

02:16:20.560 to say what

02:16:21.340 and who gets to

02:16:22.080 do what

02:16:22.660 it certainly puts

02:16:27.460 having a good or

02:16:28.080 a bad day in

02:16:28.740 perspective if like

02:16:29.860 your conjoined

02:16:30.420 brother was like

02:16:31.340 a queer and you

02:16:32.200 weren't he wanted

02:16:33.040 a boyfriend

02:16:33.880 like

02:16:34.800 so one of you is

02:16:37.560 gonna get in the 1.00

02:16:38.200 ass and the other 1.00

02:16:38.860 ones 0.99

02:16:39.240 well you're both

02:16:40.400 gonna get in the 0.99

02:16:41.040 ass technically 0.99

02:16:41.880 but

02:16:42.700 I don't know man

02:16:48.000 imagine having

02:16:50.480 like multiple

02:16:51.060 personality

02:16:51.700 disorders

02:16:52.280 that don't

02:16:55.240 and having like

02:16:56.040 two heads

02:16:57.380 like imagine

02:16:57.960 being a joint

02:16:58.580 twin and having

02:16:59.080 multiple

02:16:59.400 that'd be crazy

02:17:00.300 well which head

02:17:02.160 has the personalities

02:17:03.180 does it

02:17:04.360 would it be like

02:17:04.880 would it be

02:17:05.800 would it be like

02:17:06.620 called split squared 1.00

02:17:07.680 fuck me 1.00

02:17:10.600 can join twins 1.00

02:17:14.040 have to

02:17:14.580 pay for two

02:17:16.060 meals

02:17:16.440 or do they just

02:17:19.100 share the same

02:17:19.680 one

02:17:20.060 two mouths

02:17:20.900 so

02:17:21.580 yeah

02:17:23.100 well

02:17:24.620 do they have to

02:17:26.760 have like separate

02:17:27.400 doctor's appointments

02:17:28.300 do you think

02:17:28.900 I don't know

02:17:31.680 there's there's a

02:17:33.380 lot of

02:17:33.840 do they share a

02:17:35.340 toothbrush

02:17:35.620 no

02:17:36.860 no

02:17:38.000 probably not

02:17:38.940 I wonder if

02:17:41.900 they hate the

02:17:42.620 sound of the

02:17:43.260 other person's

02:17:43.860 voice

02:17:44.180 oh

02:17:47.220 well I think

02:17:48.020 they'd have the

02:17:48.520 same voice but

02:17:49.380 I guess it would

02:17:50.440 you'd actually hear

02:17:51.340 what it sounds like

02:17:52.100 for real though

02:17:52.720 right

02:17:52.980 but your voice

02:17:54.480 sounds different

02:17:55.360 to other people

02:17:56.800 than it does to

02:17:57.520 yourself

02:17:58.000 because

02:17:59.040 it

02:18:00.960 like reverberates

02:18:02.880 in your ear 1.00

02:18:03.340 or some shit 0.99

02:18:03.920 right 0.97

02:18:04.180 like the tone

02:18:06.920 of your voice

02:18:07.600 sounds different

02:18:08.320 to you

02:18:08.960 than it does

02:18:09.720 to other people

02:18:11.100 so like that's

02:18:11.680 why when you hear

02:18:12.200 your voice back

02:18:12.840 on like a voice

02:18:13.580 answering machine

02:18:14.240 or whatever

02:18:14.580 you're like

02:18:14.980 oh that's my

02:18:16.100 voice

02:18:16.640 Chang and Eng

02:18:18.880 Bunker

02:18:19.360 were joined

02:18:20.220 only by a bit

02:18:21.620 of liver and skin

02:18:22.920 and so had

02:18:24.140 separate genitals 0.82

02:18:24.900 they both married

02:18:25.600 separately

02:18:26.040 and judging

02:18:26.620 by the fact

02:18:27.440 that Chang

02:18:28.200 had 10 children

02:18:30.240 while Eng

02:18:30.860 had 12

02:18:31.560 and it's safe

02:18:32.200 to say

02:18:32.740 they both

02:18:33.320 had

02:18:33.500 that's 0.99

02:18:35.640 fucking weird 0.99

02:18:36.660 could you imagine 0.99

02:18:38.460 that Maury Povich

02:18:39.260 episode though

02:18:40.020 like trying to

02:18:40.540 figure out

02:18:40.900 which head

02:18:41.340 was the father

02:18:41.960 but

02:18:44.220 they were joined

02:18:46.260 by a bit

02:18:46.780 of liver

02:18:47.220 and skin

02:18:47.920 I don't know

02:18:50.720 so

02:18:51.420 okay

02:18:52.460 so were

02:18:53.420 their kids

02:18:54.540 siblings

02:18:56.320 or cousins

02:18:59.420 both

02:19:03.200 because I guess

02:19:05.740 they would have

02:19:06.120 different

02:19:06.440 they'd be like

02:19:07.120 half siblings

02:19:08.380 and cousins

02:19:10.020 if

02:19:10.680 you

02:19:12.160 if they have

02:19:12.780 different moms 1.00

02:19:13.480 that's fucked 0.99

02:19:18.080 up 0.99

02:19:18.600 huh

02:19:20.780 never even

02:19:21.440 considered

02:19:21.780 that aspect

02:19:22.420 either

02:19:22.740 yeah

02:19:23.860 I definitely

02:19:24.340 should have

02:19:24.700 smoked more

02:19:25.180 weed

02:19:25.440 for this

02:19:26.100 yeah right

02:19:28.200 yeah

02:19:29.740 I'm definitely

02:19:30.720 not stoned

02:19:31.280 enough for this

02:19:32.180 and how would

02:19:34.100 you even get

02:19:34.620 different moms 1.00

02:19:35.320 too

02:19:35.540 like

02:19:35.780 I would

02:19:36.400 imagine

02:19:36.780 being a

02:19:37.300 conjoined

02:19:37.840 twin

02:19:38.180 it's bad

02:19:38.840 enough

02:19:39.100 trying to

02:19:39.440 get laid 0.82

02:19:39.780 by one

02:19:40.300 person

02:19:40.680 let alone

02:19:41.100 trying to

02:19:41.460 find a 1.00

02:19:41.740 fucking 1.00

02:19:41.940 second 1.00

02:19:42.280 person

02:19:42.620 who's

02:19:42.820 gonna do

02:19:43.180 it

02:19:43.400 and then

02:19:46.360 on top of

02:19:46.820 which

02:19:46.980 how do

02:19:47.200 you work

02:19:47.460 out that

02:19:47.780 schedule

02:19:48.180 yeah again

02:19:50.400 these are all

02:19:51.060 things that I'm

02:19:51.640 just I don't

02:19:52.420 understand

02:19:53.060 none of it

02:19:54.160 makes any sense

02:19:54.920 to me really

02:19:55.540 I don't

02:19:56.100 and to be

02:19:57.760 perfectly honest

02:19:58.980 I'm okay not

02:20:00.660 really understanding

02:20:01.560 it like I feel

02:20:02.160 like this is not

02:20:02.760 something that I'm

02:20:03.420 gonna be like

02:20:04.020 I'm not gonna

02:20:06.120 I feel like I can

02:20:07.520 sleep not knowing

02:20:09.120 the answers to

02:20:10.700 these things

02:20:10.820 I don't know I

02:20:11.220 need to

02:20:11.520 investigate

02:20:13.180 I feel like I

02:20:13.920 need to

02:20:14.200 investigate now

02:20:15.080 that doesn't

02:20:17.520 surprise me

02:20:18.420 and like I'm

02:20:21.020 really like I

02:20:22.100 really want to

02:20:22.760 know like how

02:20:23.320 does the body

02:20:23.940 work like if

02:20:24.920 you have two

02:20:25.440 heads which

02:20:26.060 means you

02:20:26.480 obviously have 0.89

02:20:27.240 two brains

02:20:27.920 which brain

02:20:28.660 controls the

02:20:30.780 legs and the

02:20:31.540 arms and the

02:20:32.820 because that's

02:20:35.380 like a seriously

02:20:36.280 weird question

02:20:37.100 yeah

02:20:38.780 there's a lot

02:20:40.920 of questions

02:20:41.480 there definitely

02:20:42.500 is like I

02:20:43.100 feel like this

02:20:43.940 we could take a

02:20:45.600 deep dive down

02:20:46.380 this for sure

02:20:47.180 yeah it's

02:20:49.340 extreme Mormon 0.90

02:20:50.160 sister wise

02:20:50.860 yeah like that's

02:20:51.800 yeah it's I

02:20:53.040 don't know I

02:20:54.180 don't want to

02:20:54.460 think about it

02:20:54.920 anymore

02:20:55.320 I can't stop

02:20:58.800 thinking about it

02:20:59.580 that's the

02:21:00.080 problem

02:21:00.500 I'm wondering

02:21:02.340 I wonder if

02:21:03.240 there's conjoined 0.99

02:21:03.920 twin porn 0.99

02:21:04.640 I don't want 0.99

02:21:08.840 would it be

02:21:09.500 considered a

02:21:10.040 double feature

02:21:10.600 I don't want

02:21:11.580 my phone to

02:21:12.080 hear any of

02:21:12.760 that neither

02:21:13.280 of my phones

02:21:13.860 need to hear

02:21:14.360 that no it

02:21:15.920 is not a

02:21:16.380 double feature

02:21:16.940 and I don't

02:21:17.400 want any of

02:21:17.940 that to come

02:21:18.340 up on any

02:21:18.820 of my

02:21:19.080 algorithms you 1.00

02:21:19.960 lunatic 1.00

02:21:20.720 conjoined 0.99

02:21:25.460 twin porn 0.97

02:21:26.540 what is wrong 1.00

02:21:27.260 with you

02:21:27.620 all right

02:21:28.500 I'm never

02:21:31.220 going to an

02:21:31.740 airport with

02:21:32.300 you

02:21:32.560 whatever

02:21:34.200 I don't know

02:21:35.400 what's on

02:21:36.440 your phone

02:21:36.920 if there are 0.86

02:21:38.720 black conjoined

02:21:39.420 twins would 0.80

02:21:39.960 you refer to

02:21:40.400 them as

02:21:40.640 Twix

02:21:41.020 if they got

02:21:49.940 married would

02:21:50.420 it be a

02:21:50.740 Kit Kat

02:21:51.160 all right

02:21:53.660 it's like that

02:21:56.780 double mint gum

02:21:57.580 commercial maybe

02:21:58.360 yeah did they

02:22:03.100 every they should

02:22:03.740 have used conjoined

02:22:04.480 twins in the

02:22:05.040 double mint

02:22:05.460 commercials I

02:22:06.340 really should

02:22:06.780 I feel like

02:22:07.480 that would

02:22:07.740 probably not

02:22:08.440 have sold a

02:22:08.960 lot of

02:22:09.220 double mint

02:22:09.560 gum 1.00

02:22:09.800 holy fuck 1.00

02:22:11.360 Alberta girl 1.00

02:22:12.020 where are you

02:22:12.480 going four

02:22:13.180 bobs and

02:22:13.980 three vagine

02:22:14.720 oh wow

02:22:17.100 that sounds

02:22:19.400 like a lot

02:22:19.960 I don't

02:22:20.720 where would

02:22:21.060 you even put

02:22:21.460 the third

02:22:21.820 vagine

02:22:22.180 there's a

02:22:23.660 picture of

02:22:24.160 them in

02:22:24.420 their bikini

02:22:24.900 so you try

02:22:25.420 to get an

02:22:25.840 idea

02:22:26.060 two vagine

02:22:26.720 let alone

02:22:27.080 three

02:22:27.400 oh my god

02:22:29.800 there's bikini

02:22:30.560 I don't

02:22:36.940 don't look

02:22:37.340 for it

02:22:37.700 don't do

02:22:38.500 it

02:22:38.620 I see

02:22:38.900 your face

02:22:39.460 I don't

02:22:39.900 want to

02:22:40.120 see it

02:22:40.640 what

02:22:42.860 you have

02:22:43.260 the look

02:22:43.620 of

02:22:43.820 you're doing

02:22:44.860 stuff

02:22:45.280 I don't

02:22:45.580 want to

02:22:45.800 see it

02:22:46.160 I don't

02:22:47.780 want to

02:22:48.400 if it's

02:22:49.980 legitimately

02:22:50.620 a beach

02:22:51.500 picture

02:22:51.740 actually

02:22:52.220 it is

02:22:54.900 and and

02:22:55.840 it's not

02:22:56.400 it's not

02:22:57.580 that bad

02:22:58.080 stop

02:22:59.700 I expected

02:23:01.640 much worse

02:23:02.580 okay

02:23:03.660 okay

02:23:05.320 let's see

02:23:06.840 twiggers 1.00

02:23:10.680 they were

02:23:13.880 praised over

02:23:14.780 their beach

02:23:15.380 lord

02:23:16.780 of course

02:23:17.320 they were

02:23:17.700 we live in

02:23:18.680 a

02:23:18.840 outly posing

02:23:20.020 in a bikini

02:23:20.940 yeah but we

02:23:21.700 live in a

02:23:22.040 society where

02:23:23.140 we are literally

02:23:23.980 encouraging

02:23:24.680 mental health

02:23:26.240 and retardation 0.97

02:23:27.140 so mental

02:23:28.900 health issues

02:23:29.500 and retardation 0.97

02:23:30.420 sorry

02:23:30.800 did you find

02:23:37.200 it

02:23:37.440 is that a

02:23:38.040 child

02:23:38.400 yeah it's

02:23:40.480 just it's

02:23:40.940 just two

02:23:41.340 bobs

02:23:41.780 two bobs

02:23:42.800 one vagine

02:23:43.440 was there a

02:23:45.200 goblin there

02:23:45.860 let's see if

02:23:47.480 we can bring

02:23:48.200 that up here

02:23:48.840 slowing my 0.99

02:23:52.660 shit down 0.99

02:23:53.380 though let me 0.99

02:23:53.900 tell you that

02:23:54.680 was that a

02:23:56.280 cat or a

02:23:56.800 child

02:23:57.140 press

02:24:05.460 the look

02:24:06.780 enjoined lady

02:24:08.980 sure why not

02:24:09.820 um

02:24:12.080 come on now

02:24:14.000 there you go

02:24:15.420 transjoined

02:24:20.160 so now are

02:24:24.860 they with

02:24:25.300 her

02:24:25.560 yeah okay

02:24:26.220 why can

02:24:27.340 the kid

02:24:27.640 the kid

02:24:28.980 the kid can

02:24:29.500 hear you

02:24:29.820 we're to

02:24:30.060 understand

02:24:30.520 here

02:24:30.880 that's uh

02:24:36.260 it's different

02:24:36.860 yeah

02:24:39.820 there we go

02:24:46.240 i'm gonna

02:24:46.800 stop sharing

02:24:47.280 it now

02:24:47.640 okay

02:24:49.080 but yeah

02:24:50.460 here we go

02:24:51.160 um

02:24:52.000 that was uh

02:24:53.200 oh you didn't

02:24:53.600 share it

02:24:54.000 girls for

02:24:54.480 we didn't

02:24:55.980 see anything

02:24:56.420 didn't

02:24:57.660 no we

02:24:59.300 didn't see

02:24:59.700 anything

02:24:59.980 it showed

02:25:00.900 like it

02:25:01.240 was online

02:25:01.860 no i

02:25:03.160 didn't see

02:25:03.540 anything and

02:25:04.020 i was just

02:25:04.640 muted

02:25:04.940 oh well that's

02:25:07.100 just um

02:25:07.520 whatever

02:25:08.300 oh that's

02:25:10.500 now it tells

02:25:11.260 me it says

02:25:11.740 the browser

02:25:12.240 can't access

02:25:12.940 your screen

02:25:13.500 try capturing

02:25:14.420 it a different

02:25:16.320 screen to see

02:25:17.340 if this continues

02:25:18.080 so it's a

02:25:18.900 streaming

02:25:19.140 problem i

02:25:19.820 guess or

02:25:20.900 a laptop

02:25:21.320 problem i

02:25:22.000 don't know

02:25:22.500 but

02:25:22.780 okay

02:25:25.260 um i did uh

02:25:27.600 did look it

02:25:28.300 up and it's

02:25:28.900 not uh it's

02:25:30.060 not as weird

02:25:31.000 well i mean

02:25:31.700 it's still weird

02:25:32.420 let's let's not

02:25:34.040 say it's not

02:25:34.580 weird but it

02:25:35.180 wasn't as weird

02:25:35.920 as i thought it

02:25:36.500 would be

02:25:36.840 okay we

02:25:38.540 definitely have

02:25:39.100 to stop talking

02:25:39.720 about the

02:25:40.280 the disgustingness

02:25:41.920 of that because

02:25:43.220 there's a crotch 0.96

02:25:43.840 goblin in your 0.93

02:25:44.500 background yeah

02:25:45.700 whatever yeah

02:25:47.260 well you can't

02:25:48.260 learn about

02:25:48.720 why not

02:25:50.460 there's no

02:25:52.340 different like

02:25:53.120 what is it any

02:25:53.900 worse than what

02:25:54.420 he's learning in

02:25:55.020 school well i

02:25:57.560 don't know he

02:25:57.980 shouldn't be

02:25:58.300 learning anything

02:25:59.180 weird in school

02:26:00.060 because he

02:26:00.380 shouldn't be in 1.00

02:26:00.880 that stupid 1.00

02:26:01.960 fucking maybe 1.00

02:26:02.780 crotch goblin 1.00

02:26:03.580 get over here

02:26:04.280 get over here 0.96

02:26:06.600 crotch goblin 0.86

02:26:07.320 we're gonna find

02:26:13.120 out we're gonna

02:26:13.700 find out

02:26:14.420 ask him what

02:26:15.320 he learned

02:26:15.600 today

02:26:15.920 over here

02:26:17.920 over here

02:26:18.920 over up my 0.99

02:26:21.480 testicle 1.00

02:26:22.080 all right

02:26:22.780 speaking of the

02:26:24.260 mic tell him

02:26:24.940 what would you

02:26:25.440 learn today

02:26:25.980 in the school

02:26:26.740 hi buddy

02:26:27.180 hi

02:26:28.140 i learned

02:26:29.780 nothing

02:26:30.500 come on

02:26:31.920 i don't doubt

02:26:33.180 that but would

02:26:33.760 they try

02:26:34.060 how was school

02:26:34.700 yeah

02:26:35.220 good

02:26:36.380 what did you

02:26:37.840 talk about

02:26:38.260 today

02:26:38.580 what subjects

02:26:39.840 um

02:26:41.520 they just

02:26:43.460 wanted me

02:26:44.280 to learn

02:26:44.780 more math

02:26:45.500 even though

02:26:46.100 i know

02:26:46.460 every single

02:26:47.120 math that

02:26:48.380 they teach

02:26:48.920 me

02:26:49.280 yeah

02:26:50.000 it's annoying

02:26:52.440 did you tell

02:26:53.820 them you're not

02:26:54.220 asian

02:26:54.600 yes

02:26:56.220 okay

02:26:57.920 well that's

02:26:58.540 good

02:26:58.740 what else

02:26:59.780 um

02:27:02.100 they tried

02:27:04.600 to make

02:27:05.720 me

02:27:06.900 go with

02:27:07.880 a partner 0.59

02:27:08.480 that i hate

02:27:10.160 i don't know

02:27:11.240 it's annoying

02:27:12.080 sometimes we have

02:27:13.540 to group up

02:27:13.960 with people

02:27:14.320 though that we

02:27:14.800 don't get along

02:27:15.400 with but that's

02:27:15.940 okay

02:27:16.180 what was that

02:27:17.500 for was it

02:27:17.940 for reading

02:27:18.520 like buddy

02:27:19.060 reading

02:27:19.360 yeah

02:27:20.480 yeah

02:27:21.720 buddy reading 0.99

02:27:22.920 always sucks 0.99

02:27:23.460 however 0.98

02:27:24.160 yeah

02:27:25.180 is breezy

02:27:25.940 at your

02:27:27.180 school

02:27:27.540 i don't

02:27:28.800 know

02:27:29.080 maybe

02:27:30.360 leave them

02:27:32.280 kids alone

02:27:32.800 breezy

02:27:33.160 oh lord

02:27:36.580 reading

02:27:37.360 reading buddies

02:27:38.180 is sometimes

02:27:38.760 not the best

02:27:39.440 time

02:27:39.920 especially when

02:27:40.920 you're with

02:27:41.220 somebody that

02:27:41.700 you don't

02:27:42.040 like but

02:27:42.600 the nice

02:27:43.220 thing about

02:27:43.640 that is

02:27:44.280 is that

02:27:45.040 next time

02:27:46.440 hopefully you

02:27:46.880 get somebody

02:27:47.280 that you do

02:27:47.760 like better

02:27:48.300 and it

02:27:50.400 also teaches

02:27:50.960 you some

02:27:51.300 patience in

02:27:51.920 order to

02:27:52.500 have to sit

02:27:53.180 and spend

02:27:53.480 time with

02:27:53.840 somebody that

02:27:54.240 you don't

02:27:54.500 want to

02:27:54.880 right

02:27:55.180 yeah

02:27:56.200 yeah

02:27:57.060 and then

02:27:57.880 maybe you 0.99

02:27:58.400 can punch 1.00

02:27:58.700 them out 0.98

02:27:58.940 at recess

02:27:59.440 either way

02:28:00.260 and tell

02:28:01.040 breezy to

02:28:01.600 stop forcing

02:28:02.240 you to read

02:28:02.780 no

02:28:04.240 reading is

02:28:05.720 good

02:28:06.100 right

02:28:06.820 oh my god

02:28:08.220 exactly

02:28:08.640 cool what

02:28:09.740 else was

02:28:10.160 there anything

02:28:10.620 yeah hey

02:28:11.240 what the hell 0.96

02:28:11.840 man 0.92

02:28:12.160 no no

02:28:12.960 he's taking

02:28:13.580 no he's

02:28:14.580 taking breezy

02:28:15.120 side

02:28:15.500 he's a nice

02:28:16.500 kid you gotta

02:28:17.040 be nice to

02:28:17.580 him

02:28:17.760 he is a nice

02:28:18.800 kid yes

02:28:19.280 yeah

02:28:20.080 sometimes

02:28:21.500 don't

02:28:22.340 don't ruin

02:28:22.940 it

02:28:23.300 what do you

02:28:24.960 mean i gotta

02:28:25.420 prepare him for

02:28:26.000 the world

02:28:26.400 right 0.99

02:28:29.040 or dickheads 1.00

02:28:30.840 like you 1.00

02:28:31.460 yes

02:28:32.720 exactly

02:28:33.660 yeah i

02:28:35.120 know i

02:28:35.360 get it

02:28:35.840 i get it

02:28:36.840 absolutely

02:28:38.180 you know i

02:28:39.000 gotta toughen

02:28:39.500 him up a

02:28:39.840 bit you

02:28:40.380 know

02:28:40.540 that's my

02:28:41.720 job

02:28:42.060 i gotta make

02:28:43.160 sure that he's

02:28:43.820 gonna be able to

02:28:44.340 make it through

02:28:44.880 right

02:28:45.680 right

02:28:47.320 just say yes

02:28:48.920 he just said

02:28:52.440 yes

02:28:52.700 so funny

02:28:53.180 um i have a

02:28:55.040 bunch of uh

02:28:56.100 of hand-me-down

02:28:57.580 boy stuff from

02:28:59.160 one of my

02:28:59.560 girlfriends that

02:29:00.120 has three

02:29:00.980 boys

02:29:01.380 yeah

02:29:03.180 for a little

02:29:06.060 goblin over

02:29:06.680 there

02:29:07.120 i can't i

02:29:08.280 can't wait to 1.00

02:29:09.300 hit him with 0.99

02:29:09.660 the sweet 0.95

02:29:10.000 chin

02:29:10.220 and music

02:29:11.380 that's what

02:29:11.920 i'm gonna

02:29:12.280 do

02:29:12.580 right

02:29:14.700 he's gonna 0.59

02:29:16.980 get a shot

02:29:17.420 at the title

02:29:17.900 we don't need

02:29:19.280 no breeze

02:29:19.700 occasion

02:29:20.140 yes

02:29:22.740 so much

02:29:23.240 absolutely

02:29:23.740 yes

02:29:25.740 funny

02:29:26.120 let's let's

02:29:28.360 go with that

02:29:29.040 breezy out

02:29:30.020 there kidnapping

02:29:30.480 people forcing

02:29:31.380 them to read

02:29:31.920 and do like

02:29:32.500 zumba classes

02:29:33.320 in her basement

02:29:34.000 right

02:29:34.880 all i'm doing

02:29:37.160 is just trying to

02:29:37.740 teach people

02:29:38.100 to eat

02:29:38.980 and cook

02:29:41.400 yeah

02:29:41.720 and i just

02:29:42.680 and i just 0.72

02:29:43.520 want a naked 0.78

02:29:43.960 goat yoga cult 0.96

02:29:44.760 that's all

02:29:45.300 excuse me

02:29:47.400 a naked

02:29:50.420 yoga cult

02:29:51.260 well goat

02:29:52.940 yoga

02:29:53.260 that's important

02:29:54.640 you can't forget

02:29:55.180 the goat

02:29:55.540 you've obviously

02:29:57.640 never been

02:29:58.860 involved in

02:29:59.340 yoga

02:29:59.620 no

02:30:00.500 no i'm just

02:30:01.740 excited for

02:30:02.400 the naked

02:30:02.900 part

02:30:03.260 most of it

02:30:04.500 is

02:30:04.820 ripe with 0.99

02:30:06.360 rape and 1.00

02:30:06.780 sexual assault 0.99

02:30:07.540 all car

02:30:09.060 all kinds

02:30:09.800 of really

02:30:10.260 stellar human

02:30:11.000 beings

02:30:11.420 it is super

02:30:15.100 strange that

02:30:15.820 that is

02:30:16.380 what it

02:30:16.900 actually

02:30:17.300 is

02:30:17.880 right

02:30:18.440 like

02:30:19.100 you

02:30:19.640 think yoga

02:30:20.860 you think

02:30:21.360 people that

02:30:21.940 are you

02:30:22.680 know

02:30:23.260 a certain

02:30:24.720 way

02:30:25.020 but then

02:30:25.860 it turns

02:30:26.260 out

02:30:26.560 they're all 0.89

02:30:27.100 just rapey 1.00

02:30:27.840 not here

02:30:28.700 like

02:30:30.200 real yoga

02:30:31.540 in the

02:30:32.820 places

02:30:33.400 like

02:30:34.160 yeah

02:30:34.620 bikram

02:30:35.060 yeah

02:30:35.540 bikram yoga

02:30:36.200 not

02:30:36.560 no es bueno

02:30:37.560 yeah

02:30:39.460 yeah

02:30:39.760 i guess

02:30:40.400 bad hat

02:30:40.820 here it

02:30:41.180 does

02:30:41.420 yeah

02:30:41.800 yeah

02:30:42.240 let's have

02:30:42.600 a good

02:30:43.220 point

02:30:43.480 i mean

02:30:44.060 well

02:30:44.460 it's

02:30:44.760 so

02:30:45.780 yeah

02:30:45.980 yes

02:30:46.560 yes

02:30:47.240 yes

02:30:48.640 and what

02:30:50.040 do you

02:30:50.140 mean it

02:30:50.340 would be

02:30:50.580 weird

02:30:50.940 naked yoga

02:30:51.720 with goats

02:30:52.400 what's so

02:30:53.200 weird about

02:30:53.660 it

02:30:53.920 oh i don't

02:30:55.780 think i would

02:30:56.180 do naked

02:30:56.600 yoga with

02:30:57.100 goats

02:30:57.400 no

02:30:57.740 naked yoga

02:30:58.820 sure

02:30:59.140 there's nothing

02:31:00.040 better than

02:31:00.580 being like

02:31:01.400 on a beach

02:31:02.040 or on a boat

02:31:02.860 and we're doing

02:31:04.740 naked yoga

02:31:05.340 i just figured

02:31:06.480 the goat made

02:31:07.240 sense

02:31:07.720 i don't think

02:31:09.180 naked goat yoga

02:31:09.920 though

02:31:10.180 there's too

02:31:11.940 much

02:31:12.100 happening

02:31:12.380 tell the goat

02:31:12.880 to put

02:31:13.180 pants on

02:31:13.820 then how

02:31:14.240 about that

02:31:14.780 i've seen

02:31:16.460 goats with

02:31:17.100 pants on

02:31:17.600 it's quite

02:31:17.920 funny

02:31:18.200 yeah

02:31:18.460 yeah it's

02:31:19.640 like like

02:31:20.260 llamas with

02:31:20.860 pants

02:31:21.320 actually one

02:31:22.580 thing that

02:31:22.940 does annoy

02:31:23.380 me is people

02:31:23.840 to put

02:31:24.140 clothes on

02:31:24.580 their pets

02:31:25.060 it's kind 0.99

02:31:27.800 of dumb 0.95

02:31:28.140 sometimes funny 0.99

02:31:30.880 sometimes funny

02:31:32.340 sure

02:31:32.680 like i'll

02:31:34.540 give one

02:31:34.900 example

02:31:35.280 the uh

02:31:36.700 i saw a

02:31:37.500 reel there

02:31:37.900 where it

02:31:38.200 was like

02:31:38.460 somebody put

02:31:39.020 like a

02:31:39.380 costume on

02:31:40.040 their dog

02:31:40.500 so their

02:31:40.860 dog would

02:31:41.360 look like

02:31:41.760 chucky and 0.85

02:31:42.300 had a knife

02:31:42.900 and it

02:31:43.160 would chase

02:31:43.440 the cat

02:31:43.900 that's funny

02:31:44.740 that's funny

02:31:45.200 okay that's

02:31:46.080 funny but

02:31:46.580 like actually

02:31:47.100 putting a 1.00

02:31:48.360 fucking sweater 1.00

02:31:49.020 on your dog 1.00

02:31:49.600 boots and

02:31:52.260 jackets and

02:31:53.080 hats on your

02:31:53.720 dog yeah 0.52

02:31:54.520 weird yes 1.00

02:31:55.340 dumb oh 1.00

02:31:55.920 actually the 0.99

02:31:56.540 boots boots

02:31:57.220 i'm good

02:31:57.720 with but

02:31:58.340 that's only

02:31:58.800 because once

02:31:59.340 you get them

02:31:59.700 on it's 0.98

02:32:00.040 fucking hilarious 0.97

02:32:00.740 because they 0.99

02:32:01.320 hate them and 0.80

02:32:01.940 they like dance

02:32:02.520 around weird

02:32:03.160 so that's

02:32:04.620 yeah but why

02:32:04.980 would you

02:32:05.280 put anyway

02:32:06.040 whatever

02:32:06.700 there we go

02:32:08.140 there we go

02:32:09.060 alberta girls

02:32:09.680 got it

02:32:10.180 naked conjoined

02:32:11.800 goat yoga 0.97

02:32:13.260 philip said

02:32:14.060 yeah

02:32:14.880 oh god

02:32:16.320 there we go

02:32:17.480 it's what we're

02:32:18.460 doing

02:32:18.660 i feel like we

02:32:20.880 should have a

02:32:21.560 morning naked

02:32:22.900 yoga session at

02:32:24.060 the camp

02:32:24.440 out this

02:32:24.780 year

02:32:25.060 let's get

02:32:26.020 her done

02:32:26.380 all right

02:32:27.580 it's gonna

02:32:29.480 happen

02:32:29.840 treadway

02:32:30.380 book it

02:32:30.960 we're gonna

02:32:31.720 have we're

02:32:32.420 gonna have

02:32:32.640 naked yoga

02:32:33.860 goat yoga

02:32:35.080 naked morning

02:32:35.840 goat yoga

02:32:36.420 not conjoined

02:32:37.380 i feel like

02:32:39.280 yeah i mean

02:32:39.980 the conjoined

02:32:40.540 is optional i

02:32:41.380 guess but

02:32:42.280 no conjoined

02:32:43.320 goats i feel

02:32:43.920 like might be

02:32:44.440 a little bit

02:32:44.980 more um

02:32:45.800 um

02:32:46.940 you know

02:32:48.380 that's not

02:32:49.480 really i i i'm

02:32:50.520 not into that

02:32:51.040 kind of stuff

02:32:51.720 that's a little

02:32:52.380 bit weird for

02:32:52.900 me a little

02:32:53.660 too voodoo-y 1.00

02:32:54.560 maybe i think

02:32:56.260 that might bring

02:32:56.760 a little bit

02:32:57.300 more haiti to

02:32:58.500 our barbecue

02:32:59.060 than we were

02:32:59.580 hoping for

02:33:00.200 you know

02:33:01.200 maybe not

02:33:04.600 yeah i feel

02:33:05.900 like the

02:33:06.340 double-headed

02:33:07.220 goat might be

02:33:07.920 a little bit

02:33:08.380 too dark

02:33:08.900 yeah but

02:33:11.500 it's just me

02:33:12.380 but oh

02:33:14.120 let's make it

02:33:15.280 triple-headed

02:33:15.760 no

02:33:17.820 silent jason

02:33:18.640 sent me 1.00

02:33:19.140 oh fucking 0.99

02:33:20.280 a he made 1.00

02:33:21.620 me into a

02:33:22.160 conjoined twin

02:33:22.880 coming back

02:33:23.580 again there's

02:33:24.780 got to be

02:33:25.200 something there

02:33:26.040 has to be a

02:33:26.980 system coming

02:33:27.680 in here

02:33:28.260 otherwise i'm

02:33:31.060 dying

02:33:31.540 how am i gonna

02:33:33.000 get that here

02:33:33.780 that's amazing

02:33:36.200 i'm gonna send

02:33:36.760 that to you

02:33:37.400 okay

02:33:38.240 if i had to

02:33:39.360 see it so do

02:33:39.980 you

02:33:40.280 yay

02:33:41.600 it's fantastic

02:33:43.780 i'm really not

02:33:44.860 excited

02:33:45.300 i'm a

02:33:46.060 conjoined twin

02:33:46.720 now

02:33:47.100 oh no

02:33:48.400 what did he

02:33:49.120 do

02:33:49.480 oh gross

02:33:52.420 that's just

02:33:53.680 so creepy

02:33:54.440 oh that

02:33:55.740 crack slaw

02:33:56.300 looks really

02:33:56.800 good though

02:33:57.400 um i feel

02:34:01.400 like i'm gonna

02:34:01.800 make that

02:34:02.260 crack slaw

02:34:02.880 for sure

02:34:03.540 thanks for

02:34:05.040 that recipe

02:34:05.620 too

02:34:06.040 um

02:34:06.840 cargo

02:34:12.040 vest to carry

02:34:12.820 camping gear

02:34:13.600 with me

02:34:15.580 what about

02:34:16.140 me

02:34:16.540 with me

02:34:18.760 what am i

02:34:19.180 doing

02:34:19.540 no idea

02:34:21.100 i don't know

02:34:22.020 what i'm doing

02:34:22.500 either

02:34:22.940 i'm in

02:34:26.840 i don't know

02:34:28.060 i shouldn't say

02:34:29.120 that

02:34:29.400 probably not

02:34:31.300 but what are we

02:34:32.280 doing

02:34:32.720 for what

02:34:38.000 this is kind

02:34:38.620 of

02:34:38.700 what are we

02:34:38.880 doing

02:34:39.020 for what

02:34:39.380 somebody said

02:34:42.440 i was doing

02:34:42.840 something

02:34:43.340 are we

02:34:44.520 talking about

02:34:44.860 camping

02:34:45.140 with me

02:34:45.600 i don't

02:34:46.020 know

02:34:46.240 oh

02:34:46.860 yes i'm

02:34:49.360 camping

02:34:49.680 well

02:34:52.060 best for a

02:34:53.020 dog and

02:34:53.340 conjoined

02:34:53.660 cinema giant

02:34:54.200 no

02:34:54.560 oh no

02:34:56.100 i definitely

02:34:57.780 don't want any

02:34:58.560 conjoined twins

02:34:59.200 coming to the

02:34:59.720 party

02:34:59.980 that's not

02:35:02.460 happening

02:35:02.720 we're not

02:35:03.720 doing it

02:35:04.060 that's not

02:35:04.540 being very

02:35:04.960 inclusive

02:35:05.420 um we've

02:35:09.660 already talked

02:35:10.040 about this

02:35:10.520 yeah it's

02:35:13.240 not i'm not

02:35:14.280 inclusive

02:35:14.700 oh right

02:35:16.160 yes

02:35:16.460 fit in or 1.00

02:35:16.940 fuck off 1.00

02:35:17.620 well i mean 1.00

02:35:20.580 i'm sure i

02:35:21.040 could fit into

02:35:21.600 a conjoined

02:35:22.140 twin

02:35:22.400 um i'm not

02:35:25.440 gonna not

02:35:26.240 gonna respond

02:35:26.740 to that one

02:35:27.420 and i mean

02:35:32.120 maybe a

02:35:32.560 conjoined

02:35:32.960 twin could

02:35:33.420 fit in

02:35:33.760 you

02:35:34.160 well i am

02:35:43.940 a little bit

02:35:44.380 yes

02:35:44.700 you're not

02:35:47.020 really

02:35:47.320 for sure

02:35:49.320 twin cyst

02:35:50.260 no i am

02:35:51.520 gonna see if

02:35:56.180 i can bring

02:35:56.600 that up or

02:35:57.120 not probably

02:35:57.820 not but

02:35:58.420 let me see

02:36:02.540 if i can bring

02:36:03.040 that picture

02:36:03.600 up because

02:36:05.760 it is funny

02:36:06.340 i do

02:36:08.500 change the

02:36:11.960 thing on the

02:36:12.320 bottom

02:36:12.640 what are you

02:36:13.460 dying over

02:36:13.880 there about

02:36:14.320 so that we

02:36:15.840 can

02:36:16.100 so we're on

02:36:17.640 the side

02:36:18.120 like that

02:36:20.560 what to

02:36:21.300 what share

02:36:22.140 a screen

02:36:22.480 just yeah

02:36:22.900 oh no

02:36:24.640 piss off 0.98

02:36:27.600 not you 0.99

02:36:28.700 oh no

02:36:30.640 you can share

02:36:35.500 the screen but

02:36:36.120 then choose how

02:36:36.800 it shares

02:36:37.320 right

02:36:37.620 so that we

02:36:41.560 stay on

02:36:42.020 the screen

02:36:42.200 but uh

02:36:42.940 for whatever

02:36:43.740 reason it

02:36:44.320 wasn't

02:36:44.860 i think so

02:36:46.680 i'm just

02:36:49.240 trying to

02:36:49.560 get the

02:36:50.020 image on

02:36:51.120 my computer

02:36:52.000 okay

02:36:53.820 um

02:36:58.500 stream

02:36:59.480 air

02:37:00.660 slows my 1.00

02:37:01.440 shit down 1.00

02:37:01.940 so it 0.99

02:37:02.200 takes

02:37:02.380 forever

02:37:02.680 oh

02:37:03.660 um

02:37:06.580 if jason

02:37:09.580 wants to

02:37:10.080 pop on

02:37:10.520 he can

02:37:10.860 pop on

02:37:11.480 and then

02:37:11.840 i can

02:37:12.140 pop off

02:37:12.820 my um

02:37:15.200 my headache

02:37:16.220 is going

02:37:16.560 to require

02:37:17.020 me to

02:37:17.380 not be

02:37:17.760 on here

02:37:18.080 for very

02:37:18.480 much longer

02:37:19.040 is it's

02:37:19.780 it went

02:37:20.780 down for a

02:37:21.300 little bit

02:37:21.640 but it's

02:37:21.980 coming back

02:37:22.440 again and

02:37:22.860 i'm not

02:37:23.160 going to be

02:37:23.440 able to

02:37:23.740 keep it

02:37:24.020 back

02:37:24.300 so

02:37:27.320 yeah

02:37:28.080 uh

02:37:29.640 all right

02:37:30.200 let me see

02:37:30.940 here

02:37:31.320 if he wants

02:37:32.360 to come on

02:37:32.880 he can

02:37:33.380 i can send

02:37:34.180 him a link

02:37:34.660 but i'm

02:37:35.340 not um

02:37:36.100 i'm not

02:37:37.040 going to be

02:37:37.380 able to

02:37:37.800 stay on

02:37:39.840 here

02:37:40.180 that was

02:37:48.380 actually a

02:37:48.840 little

02:37:48.940 surprise

02:37:49.260 you

02:37:49.460 pardon

02:37:50.960 as long

02:37:52.420 as you

02:37:52.700 did

02:37:52.940 i can't

02:37:55.280 you can't

02:37:55.880 hear me

02:37:56.180 can you

02:37:56.580 no

02:37:58.820 you can't

02:38:01.200 hear me

02:38:01.680 at all

02:38:02.140 yeah i do

02:38:04.860 need a nap

02:38:05.400 in the dark

02:38:05.920 i'm like

02:38:06.520 trying to

02:38:06.800 bring up

02:38:07.060 my facebook

02:38:07.580 messenger

02:38:08.060 but it's

02:38:08.460 being

02:38:08.640 really

02:38:09.260 you're

02:38:10.680 really 1.00

02:38:11.320 stupid 1.00

02:38:11.740 you can't 1.00

02:38:12.500 whatever

02:38:13.580 i give

02:38:14.100 up

02:38:14.320 that's

02:38:14.900 okay

02:38:15.120 can you

02:38:15.720 hear me

02:38:16.040 again

02:38:16.340 yeah

02:38:18.560 yes you

02:38:19.140 can hear

02:38:19.420 me now

02:38:19.800 yeah

02:38:21.020 okay

02:38:22.860 all right

02:38:23.740 here now

02:38:24.180 perfect

02:38:26.540 okay

02:38:26.880 um

02:38:27.580 we are

02:38:30.000 gonna have

02:38:30.380 to end

02:38:30.680 the stream

02:38:31.120 soon

02:38:31.440 because

02:38:31.840 yeah no

02:38:33.320 that's fine

02:38:33.660 this headache

02:38:34.380 is getting

02:38:35.160 i gotta figure

02:38:35.700 i gotta figure

02:38:36.540 out dinner

02:38:36.860 anyway

02:38:37.280 perfect

02:38:39.600 beat up

02:38:40.340 beat up

02:38:40.800 the child

02:38:41.260 that has

02:38:41.680 just come

02:38:42.160 home

02:38:42.500 and

02:38:42.880 perfect

02:38:44.420 you know

02:38:45.540 hook him 1.00

02:38:46.340 up with

02:38:46.600 a dbt 0.89

02:38:47.060 it'll be

02:38:49.060 a good

02:38:49.260 time

02:38:49.580 and then

02:38:51.280 maybe go

02:38:51.720 to the

02:38:51.940 gym

02:38:52.140 there you

02:38:53.320 go you

02:38:53.560 gotta call

02:38:54.080 and book

02:38:54.840 your opponent

02:38:55.360 for a date

02:38:56.480 piercing

02:38:56.840 yeah

02:38:57.420 get your

02:38:58.540 date

02:38:58.800 yeah

02:39:00.360 that's

02:39:00.980 seriously

02:39:01.420 what i'm

02:39:01.800 gonna do

02:39:02.220 um

02:39:02.980 yeah

02:39:05.160 definitely

02:39:05.760 and have

02:39:06.740 a sleep

02:39:08.180 in the

02:39:08.440 dark

02:39:08.800 there you

02:39:10.780 go

02:39:10.900 that's

02:39:11.340 what you

02:39:11.560 get for

02:39:11.820 listening to

02:39:12.300 us at

02:39:12.560 work

02:39:13.500 it's

02:39:14.520 weird

02:39:14.920 that's

02:39:16.320 amazing

02:39:16.700 it's just

02:39:17.520 gonna

02:39:17.700 happen

02:39:18.800 that way

02:39:19.240 but

02:39:19.520 all right

02:39:20.700 so yeah

02:39:21.060 we'll uh

02:39:21.580 we'll wrap

02:39:21.980 this one up

02:39:22.520 you uh

02:39:23.020 get some

02:39:23.400 rest and

02:39:24.280 uh

02:39:25.300 you know

02:39:26.180 hopefully

02:39:26.580 hopefully you

02:39:27.220 don't die

02:39:27.720 yeah i

02:39:28.720 know i

02:39:29.080 won't die

02:39:29.560 but

02:39:30.020 thanks for

02:39:31.260 uh

02:39:31.660 thanks for

02:39:32.200 coming out

02:39:32.540 everybody

02:39:33.020 it was a

02:39:34.660 random

02:39:35.500 afternoon

02:39:36.220 hang around

02:39:38.120 and i

02:39:39.120 think i

02:39:39.380 talk about

02:39:40.000 i'm gonna

02:39:40.920 research

02:39:41.420 research more

02:39:42.560 of the

02:39:42.740 conjoined

02:39:43.140 twin stuff

02:39:43.760 i think

02:39:44.680 that uh

02:39:45.540 i think we

02:39:46.600 need to get

02:39:46.920 the bottom

02:39:47.500 of that

02:39:47.940 yeah i'm

02:39:50.060 really happy

02:39:50.580 for you

02:39:51.060 that's great

02:39:51.880 you uh

02:39:53.180 rock on with

02:39:53.900 your bad

02:39:54.300 self on

02:39:54.880 that one

02:39:55.340 yeah

02:39:55.580 i don't want

02:39:57.340 to know

02:39:57.620 any more

02:39:58.080 about it

02:39:58.580 i feel like

02:39:59.420 i've had

02:39:59.820 enough

02:40:00.160 visions

02:40:00.860 in my

02:40:01.240 head of

02:40:01.780 what it

02:40:02.280 could look

02:40:02.660 like that

02:40:03.060 i'm not

02:40:03.480 interested in

02:40:04.640 let's see

02:40:05.820 if we

02:40:06.040 research away

02:40:06.820 honey

02:40:07.140 what is

02:40:08.820 this

02:40:09.140 have

02:40:09.300 at her

02:40:09.660 oh

02:40:12.380 trying out

02:40:13.160 some of

02:40:13.460 the music

02:40:13.820 here for

02:40:14.260 the background

02:40:14.720 music

02:40:15.180 oh

02:40:16.200 it's called

02:40:19.620 feeding the

02:40:20.140 ducks

02:40:20.460 oh

02:40:22.600 feeding

02:40:23.840 ducks

02:40:24.420 yeah

02:40:27.840 it's feeding

02:40:28.400 the ducks

02:40:28.740 right there

02:40:29.240 i feel

02:40:29.620 like

02:40:29.820 like

02:40:31.040 bad

02:40:31.700 intro 0.99

02:40:32.120 porn

02:40:32.500 music

02:40:32.920 or

02:40:33.600 porn

02:40:33.880 intro

02:40:34.260 or

02:40:34.700 intro

02:40:35.060 yeah

02:40:36.360 for the

02:40:36.700 conjoined

02:40:37.020 twins

02:40:37.320 this is

02:40:39.500 this is

02:40:39.880 called

02:40:40.060 night

02:40:40.960 driving

02:40:41.460 apparently

02:40:42.280 oh

02:40:42.680 no

02:40:43.200 we'll

02:40:47.500 end it

02:40:48.060 on night

02:40:48.460 driving

02:40:48.840 i think

02:40:50.900 that's

02:40:51.280 uh

02:40:51.720 sounds

02:40:53.500 pretty good

02:40:54.180 we can

02:40:55.200 even loop

02:40:55.640 the track

02:40:56.040 creepy

02:40:56.420 it's creepy

02:40:57.760 oh

02:40:59.620 yeah this is

02:41:02.060 definitely the

02:41:02.620 soundtrack for

02:41:03.240 the conjoined 0.93

02:41:03.760 twin porn

02:41:04.340 90s 0.97

02:41:06.620 porno

02:41:07.260 creepy

02:41:07.600 where it's

02:41:07.960 like

02:41:08.260 hey baby

02:41:09.760 two heads 1.00

02:41:11.220 one dick 1.00

02:41:11.620 on that note 0.99

02:41:22.260 i think it's

02:41:23.640 time to go

02:41:24.160 all right

02:41:25.340 bye everybody

02:41:26.880 bye

02:41:29.020 bye

02:41:29.800 bye

02:41:30.760 you

02:41:31.100 Thank you.

jonnyrawton - April 10, 2024

FAFO #5 - v4m02ri

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