jonnyrawton - October 11, 2024

FAFO....Been Awhile, so Fuck You, that's Why - v5g32m9

Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 1 minute

Words per Minute

150.78181

Word Count

27,415

Sentence Count

3

Misogynist Sentences

139

Hate Speech Sentences

277

Summary

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On today's episode, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and talk about their plans for the day after thanksgiving. Michelle talks about what she's planning on doing for the big day and how she's going to celebrate thanksgiving with family and friends.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 my ears hang on one second just a second just relax oh no one gets to see me with no cam

00:00:11.320 phone sorry guys oh come on that's the whole part that's the whole point of the stream

00:00:15.900 i love my country love my freedom

00:00:19.260 fuck the welfare now i don't need a shotgun race from the woods to the plate

00:00:25.180 ain't never went hungry ain't never too late

00:00:28.300 it's just grab a sock like everybody else you know

00:00:43.720 a sock okay what'd you do nothing my laptop is going really weird

00:00:52.980 it's a tunnel jews i swear to god or

00:00:56.180 our friendly neighborhood ceases whoever

00:00:59.380 i was really mad at a girl once i called her a cum sponge

00:01:04.600 i ain't trying to be billy badass or talk shit i'm just saying there's the line don't cross it

00:01:10.900 i got a red rider gun when i was three so i don't run or hide from anything

00:01:16.680 bitch i'm a red white and blue color boy from the south

00:01:19.880 the south you can fuck around and find out

00:01:23.080 love my country love my freedom

00:01:25.880 fuck the welfare now i don't need a shotgun race from the woods to the plate

00:01:31.880 ain't never went hungry ain't never too late

00:01:35.480 so come around here son run in your mouth

00:01:38.680 you can fuck around and find out

00:01:42.040 oh gee

00:01:43.680 there you go

00:01:45.880 you can fuck around and find out

00:01:47.800 anyway sorry oh y'all almost thought it was stork star i forgot no pants

00:01:54.140 see one day on this stream one day it's gonna happen

00:01:59.000 and he said it like that yes okay

00:02:23.240 oh no there we go

00:02:25.400 yeah

00:02:29.160 for fuck sake

00:02:32.440 ladies

00:02:33.160 wanna wrestle

00:02:34.600 man up

00:02:38.200 or stitchy ass down

00:02:39.800 we done talking

00:02:41.200 fuck around and find out

00:02:43.000 love my country

00:02:44.340 love my freedom

00:02:45.840 fuck the welfare now i don't need em

00:02:49.000 shotgun race from the woods to the plate

00:02:51.760 ain't never went hungry

00:02:53.460 ain't never too late

00:02:54.880 so come around here son run in your mouth

00:02:59.280 you can fuck around and find out

00:03:01.440 oh

00:03:01.840 hi

00:03:02.880 what's going on

00:03:04.240 hey i guess you didn't see that like hey i'm gonna go for a quick smoke

00:03:07.920 no

00:03:08.480 and you were like

00:03:09.200 no

00:03:10.000 you're just like

00:03:10.960 on

00:03:12.160 yeah just on

00:03:13.240 that was awesome thanks for

00:03:15.360 well you had like

00:03:16.960 forever

00:03:17.840 it's 202

00:03:20.400 hey everybody

00:03:23.520 welcome back to

00:03:28.400 faipo

00:03:29.260 yeah there we go

00:03:30.960 i love that

00:03:35.940 that's so good

00:03:37.040 that's good

00:03:37.840 that's such a good intro

00:03:39.520 bravo sir

00:03:40.480 what's going on

00:03:42.880 a wild hobie has appeared

00:03:46.320 michelle was just arguing with me

00:03:48.640 uh oh

00:03:49.440 that's it

00:03:50.640 she's gonna beat you up

00:03:52.360 that's it

00:03:53.080 are we good

00:03:54.340 she can beat you

00:03:56.160 she can beat you up

00:03:57.280 she can actually

00:03:59.040 she has access to all cats

00:04:01.800 there's always a weapon

00:04:02.880 anywhere

00:04:03.540 women

00:04:05.180 women

00:04:05.940 she's looking

00:04:07.260 like

00:04:07.560 i could use this

00:04:08.680 i could use this

00:04:09.560 she's great

00:04:11.780 did you tell her

00:04:13.240 did you tell her tomorrow

00:04:15.300 yes

00:04:16.040 okay good

00:04:17.040 what do i bring

00:04:18.860 uh

00:04:20.360 i don't know

00:04:21.700 i don't have any

00:04:22.320 it was all like

00:04:22.960 i know

00:04:24.180 i don't know yet

00:04:24.820 i figure

00:04:25.280 i'm gonna do all the stuff

00:04:26.800 and then

00:04:27.520 a couple people are bringing appetizers

00:04:29.340 a couple people are bringing desserts

00:04:30.840 so

00:04:31.640 okay

00:04:32.260 what do you want to bring

00:04:33.340 bring whatever you want

00:04:34.400 i'm gonna do turkey

00:04:35.440 potatoes

00:04:35.900 carrots

00:04:36.340 broccoli

00:04:36.820 stuffing

00:04:37.500 and then there's some desserts

00:04:40.340 there's some appetizers

00:04:41.600 wow

00:04:44.260 well the usual

00:04:45.780 well isn't that normal

00:04:46.780 for thanksgiving

00:04:47.700 yeah

00:04:48.520 yeah

00:04:50.000 so

00:04:51.100 you can decide what you want

00:04:52.620 and just tell me michelle

00:04:53.420 okay

00:04:54.120 yeah

00:04:55.220 you know

00:04:56.440 it's just like

00:04:57.080 just like you're doing on sunday

00:04:58.300 it's the same thing

00:04:58.920 we're just gonna do it

00:05:00.140 we might as well maximize

00:05:01.260 on the amount of fucking dinners

00:05:02.520 we can do

00:05:03.100 let's sit right here

00:05:04.520 there you go

00:05:05.940 wait

00:05:06.400 sit right here

00:05:07.040 dinners are good

00:05:07.880 come on in and join the party

00:05:09.980 hi

00:05:10.520 hi

00:05:11.320 yeah

00:05:12.480 i'd say it's not that kind of show

00:05:13.920 but

00:05:14.340 i mean

00:05:15.060 yes

00:05:15.560 that's gonna be fun

00:05:18.720 and entertaining

00:05:19.280 get some eating

00:05:20.960 when someone hits you

00:05:22.960 right

00:05:23.600 i don't know what it is

00:05:24.540 i have a reset button

00:05:25.740 and they can hit the reset button

00:05:27.160 yes

00:05:27.600 that's the thing too

00:05:29.440 yeah

00:05:29.720 yeah so that's what we're doing

00:05:32.560 so like three o'clock

00:05:33.720 okay

00:05:35.080 and uh

00:05:36.560 i figure

00:05:36.940 three o'clock

00:05:38.040 and we'll do dinner

00:05:38.600 around four four thirty

00:05:39.580 yep

00:05:40.620 sounds good

00:05:41.760 i gotta go make my stuffing now

00:05:43.380 for sunday

00:05:44.080 for sunday

00:05:44.740 yeah

00:05:44.980 yeah

00:05:45.480 and then i'm gonna make

00:05:46.420 jalapeno poppers

00:05:47.100 maybe i'll be able to bring

00:05:48.560 some of those

00:05:49.720 chris is like

00:05:50.540 no they're mine

00:05:51.280 i don't like

00:05:52.220 sharing sucks

00:05:55.600 um

00:05:56.280 what am i supposed to bring

00:05:57.340 you in on sunday

00:05:58.060 pie

00:05:59.080 right

00:05:59.560 pie

00:05:59.960 yes

00:06:00.280 okay

00:06:00.740 perfect

00:06:01.300 okay

00:06:01.620 i'm gonna make

00:06:02.100 pumpkin pie

00:06:02.740 okay

00:06:03.420 cool

00:06:03.880 michelle shares with everybody

00:06:05.500 she gives food away

00:06:06.660 to neighbors

00:06:07.080 like

00:06:07.340 i'm gonna run this up

00:06:08.320 the street

00:06:08.660 to so and so

00:06:09.280 like

00:06:09.500 oh i do the same thing

00:06:11.260 all my time

00:06:11.800 my neighbors will be

00:06:12.640 walking by

00:06:13.120 and they'll be like

00:06:13.480 hi here's the jar

00:06:14.500 you gave us the other day

00:06:15.540 with seasoning

00:06:16.040 and i'm like

00:06:16.540 why do you think

00:06:18.420 it's like

00:06:18.880 no matter what

00:06:19.580 michelle asked me to do

00:06:20.740 i have to say yes

00:06:21.780 yeah

00:06:22.120 because she feeds you

00:06:23.180 she does

00:06:25.180 and well

00:06:26.220 like it's

00:06:27.320 it's always

00:06:27.900 excellent

00:06:28.920 and it's like

00:06:29.840 i'm a sucker

00:06:30.440 for the baked goods

00:06:31.320 for one

00:06:31.900 oh i hope

00:06:32.700 you know

00:06:33.900 if you make me

00:06:35.160 some good baked goods

00:06:36.120 then i'm just

00:06:36.980 i'm like

00:06:38.000 forever

00:06:38.580 that's it

00:06:39.340 now

00:06:40.100 and you can tell me

00:06:41.980 what to do

00:06:43.100 i'm gonna start

00:06:45.060 baking again

00:06:45.780 hey young lady

00:06:46.560 i'm gonna leave one

00:06:47.260 for christmas

00:06:47.860 we'll talk about

00:06:48.420 the first thing

00:06:48.840 that pops up

00:06:49.380 oh my goodness

00:06:58.960 so we're back

00:07:00.640 absolutely

00:07:02.560 yay

00:07:03.460 yay us

00:07:05.020 the most consistently

00:07:06.820 inconsistent stream

00:07:08.160 yeah but that's

00:07:09.180 what makes it fun

00:07:09.900 when we show up

00:07:10.760 it's like

00:07:11.060 what are they doing

00:07:12.240 i never know

00:07:13.220 i don't

00:07:14.520 nobody tells me

00:07:15.400 when you guys

00:07:15.960 do a stream

00:07:16.520 i don't fucking

00:07:17.140 know

00:07:17.400 we're like a boner

00:07:18.760 we just pop up

00:07:19.820 that's pretty much

00:07:21.440 how it goes chris

00:07:22.120 don't don't feel

00:07:22.920 left out

00:07:23.440 we just decide

00:07:25.040 and then

00:07:25.460 here we are

00:07:26.320 we're like the

00:07:26.680 poker room

00:07:27.220 poker room

00:07:28.080 poker room

00:07:30.760 all right

00:07:31.560 oh

00:07:32.920 shit everywhere

00:07:33.600 so we've been

00:07:35.040 gone for a while

00:07:35.780 and i mean

00:07:36.180 here we are

00:07:36.660 we're back

00:07:37.160 and what

00:07:38.280 what's going on

00:07:39.620 which taken

00:07:41.140 you dipshit

00:07:44.880 what's going on

00:07:45.700 are you

00:07:46.160 yeah whatever

00:07:46.700 you're

00:07:47.960 you're the dummy

00:07:48.700 yeah

00:07:49.200 yeah

00:07:49.560 which one

00:07:50.580 this one

00:07:51.180 yeah right

00:07:52.080 what's one

00:07:52.740 do you want me to be specific when i say dipshit so dipshit one

00:07:59.600 dipshit two

00:08:00.560 i mean yeah right that would be accurate

00:08:04.980 i was supposed to do my empties today now i would have got fucking probably like a couple hundred bucks man

00:08:11.180 i should have done my empties today too

00:08:13.700 i i remember when i was drinking what i would do is i just hold all my empties until i like it was as soon as i could get a case i'd take them back

00:08:23.140 otherwise it's always the way it worked

00:08:27.000 yeah

00:08:27.660 back in those days though it was like 15 cases and you know you got your your ability to get a free case because it was only like 30 bucks back then

00:08:39.460 was it was it 240 240 a case

00:08:44.060 so how many cases do you need for a free box

00:08:48.800 well not free well okay so it's almost 50 bucks for a fucking

00:08:52.960 24 so

00:08:53.980 yeah right

00:08:54.780 so now you're looking at like almost 20

00:08:57.060 25 ish

00:08:58.920 like kind of in that area just a rough estimate

00:09:01.240 but

00:09:01.700 240 a pop

00:09:04.420 yeah so

00:09:06.780 yeah

00:09:07.540 yeah you're looking at probably like 21 bucks or something stupid like that

00:09:11.720 uh

00:09:12.860 like or 21 cases

00:09:15.040 right

00:09:15.680 hello

00:09:17.780 oh yes

00:09:18.660 but yeah

00:09:21.920 no it's uh

00:09:22.940 yeah

00:09:25.080 but like when i was doing it it was like 15 cases and done you had your your free one and

00:09:30.680 there you go

00:09:32.760 well i got

00:09:34.000 more than one free case in my basement right now and he's i mean i got my neighbors hold back

00:09:39.520 over a truck

00:09:40.260 over a truck um

00:09:41.260 i i don't i try not to accumulate more than uh a pickup truck worth

00:09:48.200 it's like because now you're getting a little carried away

00:09:52.720 yeah right but i haven't i have just i accumulate just enough to it fits in the back of a pickup

00:09:57.760 and then you stack them properly and then off you go it's just around the fucking corner you

00:10:03.400 whatever

00:10:04.060 okay i went in once uh the goddamn try hard behind the counter this bastard so i had a whole lot

00:10:15.000 of us empties right they were all cans and i mean yeah i know that they're not gonna take them i get it so i crushed them because i figure if i crush them

00:10:26.460 they wouldn't see them yeah right and i brought this big fucking bag of crushed u.s cans

00:10:33.400 and as soon as i put the bag up there and buddy just took a look at them

00:10:38.400 he knew like yeah yeah like those we're not taking us

00:10:42.200 they know

00:10:42.820 son of a bitch

00:10:44.000 because they can read the barcodes too

00:10:45.980 like they know what the numbers and stuff and all that shit

00:10:48.780 they know they've seen it a thousand million times like they just know

00:10:53.120 i was just hoping if they're crushed right

00:10:56.140 isn't it because they have different they're made differently

00:10:58.960 well it's it's mainly because they didn't we didn't buy them there so

00:11:03.500 they're losing money by doing so

00:11:05.520 all right you can't just take any cans in

00:11:07.720 but yeah no understood because that's yeah

00:11:09.860 that's the main reason but i i assume there's probably something

00:11:13.620 so how can we teleport you from there to here

00:11:16.380 yeah i don't know it's a good question

00:11:18.780 tonight

00:11:19.280 i'm serious

00:11:21.900 how can we get you

00:11:24.040 it'd be fun

00:11:25.200 i'd be i'd be so in

00:11:27.640 that's for sure it's been uh

00:11:29.800 fuck i wish i drove man i'd go get here

00:11:31.680 i would go i would go fucking get here

00:11:34.180 and fucking drive back

00:11:34.980 i didn't give a fuck

00:11:37.160 it's been a fun it's been a fun week in my neck of the woods

00:11:40.960 it's it's certainly been interesting

00:11:42.640 but

00:11:43.480 we'll see

00:11:45.540 oh i know man

00:11:46.680 but you are going to be here in a couple weeks right

00:11:48.720 yeah

00:11:49.300 definitely yeah

00:11:50.840 yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm gonna do that actually

00:11:53.420 that reminds me i gotta look into the uh

00:11:55.480 i gotta buy the tickets now

00:11:57.560 i'll just do that now

00:11:59.440 regardless i'm still gonna do that

00:12:01.340 i don't give two flying fucks

00:12:03.740 that's happened

00:12:04.460 are you going to the danger cat thing or something

00:12:06.560 fuck yeah

00:12:07.260 let's go

00:12:08.500 you know

00:12:09.360 is that what you're doing

00:12:11.440 because i definitely

00:12:13.900 michelle's a help

00:12:16.420 listen

00:12:16.820 you got something to say

00:12:17.760 if i can say

00:12:18.400 i had to clean it up

00:12:19.240 over here

00:12:21.000 i didn't even know the cat

00:12:22.520 fuked over there

00:12:23.220 damn cats

00:12:24.840 i told you

00:12:25.580 i i'd

00:12:26.240 i'd take the cat

00:12:27.480 straight up for connor

00:12:28.780 no

00:12:29.420 i think we have cat food

00:12:31.160 yes

00:12:31.680 are you right

00:12:32.600 it's not

00:12:34.020 what

00:12:34.720 he's a good kid

00:12:36.920 can i try to get chris for connor

00:12:39.520 oh

00:12:40.920 yeah maybe

00:12:42.240 i might take that deal

00:12:43.800 we would be getting so much trouble

00:12:49.220 oh god

00:12:50.180 yeah

00:12:51.500 yeah

00:12:52.300 i don't actually

00:12:53.320 i think that would be a terrible idea michelle

00:12:55.520 you cannot leave me and chris unattended and unsupervised

00:12:58.760 that is a terrible combination

00:13:00.940 we would

00:13:02.500 no

00:13:02.940 i'm not gonna say it

00:13:04.840 there needs to be a responsible adult

00:13:07.180 i'm not gonna say what would happen

00:13:09.140 but

00:13:09.500 things would happen

00:13:10.740 it would be like

00:13:12.060 the old bachelor days

00:13:13.960 back in the 90s

00:13:14.700 no

00:13:15.920 no

00:13:16.620 no

00:13:17.420 i'm not gonna go there

00:13:18.640 no it would not go well

00:13:20.360 would not go well

00:13:21.660 fine

00:13:23.340 fuck

00:13:23.920 it'd be fun

00:13:25.700 but

00:13:26.040 it's like

00:13:27.060 you know

00:13:27.700 come on

00:13:28.280 like enough with the midlife crisis shit

00:13:30.300 like

00:13:30.540 yeah right

00:13:31.720 right

00:13:32.520 well like who cares

00:13:34.740 who cares about the midlife crisis

00:13:36.920 like life is a crisis for fuck's sakes

00:13:39.300 right

00:13:39.800 why are we

00:13:41.620 singling out

00:13:42.500 if it gets worse though than it already is

00:13:45.080 i feel like

00:13:45.780 like

00:13:46.440 really

00:13:47.180 yeah

00:13:48.360 i feel like

00:13:49.040 it's already a pretty big dumpster fire

00:13:51.280 are we really

00:13:51.820 it doesn't get worse

00:13:53.400 yeah well

00:13:54.560 there's a glass floor

00:13:57.680 don't worry

00:13:58.720 i feel like

00:13:59.720 there's a glass floor and it's not very thick

00:14:01.680 it's not like that one in the cn tower

00:14:03.460 you know

00:14:04.540 where it's super thick

00:14:05.880 and reinforced and shit

00:14:07.440 no

00:14:07.820 like if there's a midlife crisis

00:14:11.400 like how it went

00:14:12.520 why

00:14:13.080 yeah well

00:14:14.480 where does one crisis end from the other

00:14:17.380 that's what i mean

00:14:18.280 like

00:14:18.560 yeah

00:14:19.200 how do you

00:14:20.580 how do you snip it

00:14:22.240 with your teeth

00:14:25.440 apparently

00:14:26.020 oh all right

00:14:27.420 all right

00:14:28.860 there we go

00:14:30.960 i just

00:14:31.780 i'm sorry

00:14:32.580 no more the fuck

00:14:33.460 no more crisis

00:14:37.040 i'll go with that

00:14:38.680 i'll go with that

00:14:40.000 i mean

00:14:41.500 well it's called

00:14:43.380 i don't know what they call it

00:14:44.960 but i don't know

00:14:45.620 it's the

00:14:46.220 little hat people

00:14:47.080 fucking ritual

00:14:47.840 yeah right

00:14:49.540 like that

00:14:54.500 out the door

00:14:56.780 snip it

00:14:57.520 snip it real good

00:14:59.180 extra crispy

00:15:02.360 yeah

00:15:04.300 chris is definitely

00:15:07.640 definitely

00:15:08.440 extra crispy

00:15:09.680 speaking of extra crispy

00:15:11.400 look what i got

00:15:12.380 oh boy

00:15:13.880 i'm so excited

00:15:14.520 i haven't tried these yet

00:15:16.200 but everybody knows how much i love spicy

00:15:17.720 yeah

00:15:18.800 what is it

00:15:19.660 spicy all dressed ruffles

00:15:22.440 yeah apparently these exist

00:15:24.420 yummy

00:15:25.400 that looks good

00:15:26.340 i'm excited

00:15:27.100 i'm gonna have it after i try my pickle

00:15:29.460 i have a pickle that i got from my friend sean

00:15:31.940 you know sean mckernie

00:15:34.420 gonna eat sean's pickle

00:15:36.020 gonna eat sean's pickle

00:15:37.580 it's a sour sis

00:15:39.580 i feel like it's probably not gonna be good

00:15:45.060 but

00:15:45.480 we're gonna try it

00:15:47.260 we're gonna give her a whirl

00:15:48.920 and see how she goes

00:15:49.740 but i feel like judging by the sour sis's face

00:15:52.260 i feel like

00:15:54.440 it's gonna go well for me

00:15:55.900 if you're not gonna give us a review of these chips that you're showing to us

00:15:58.880 at least give us a review of uh

00:16:01.200 the guy with two dicks

00:16:03.680 oh yeah that's coming

00:16:04.980 yeah we'll do some

00:16:06.120 we have

00:16:06.680 we are definitely

00:16:08.780 we bring spicy beans when we come

00:16:10.260 michelle's saying

00:16:10.920 oh we're gonna

00:16:11.340 we have

00:16:11.560 michelle

00:16:12.360 michelle can i eat the beans now

00:16:14.340 yes

00:16:15.460 oh my god

00:16:16.500 okay

00:16:16.960 hang on

00:16:18.560 i'm gonna get the beans

00:16:19.500 and i'm gonna bring

00:16:20.140 i'm gonna hang on

00:16:21.000 i'll be right back

00:16:21.560 we're eating the beans too

00:16:22.540 woohoo

00:16:23.140 all right then

00:16:26.200 i don't know why i don't want to hear what the guys

00:16:29.480 get the beans

00:16:30.300 well we will

00:16:31.660 we will

00:16:32.420 i got i made an intro for that too

00:16:34.520 so

00:16:35.100 oh did you really

00:16:36.280 oh where's the intro

00:16:37.300 oh yeah

00:16:37.620 yeah it's it's good

00:16:39.380 well you maybe

00:16:42.460 well you caught the last little bit of the original intro

00:16:45.240 but the double dick dude intro

00:16:46.580 that's that one's a good

00:16:47.940 um

00:16:48.720 listen

00:16:49.340 fucking smoking this

00:16:50.900 i i feel like uh

00:16:53.300 well beans

00:16:55.040 so i feel like it's now gonna be mad at your asshole today

00:16:59.700 because i got a whole lot of spicy stuff

00:17:02.180 i don't know

00:17:03.880 i feel like this is really the worst idea ever

00:17:07.060 especially because i'm now gonna have like three days of turkey guys

00:17:09.840 i feel like we might have to rethink this

00:17:16.580 i don't need to rethink anything

00:17:20.460 i feel like i'm gonna do it anyway

00:17:23.580 yeah you probably will

00:17:25.380 i am

00:17:26.040 usually i do

00:17:26.960 i don't even know why this is a question now right

00:17:29.600 we're suckers for punishments

00:17:31.040 i mean that's a fair assessment

00:17:34.760 yes

00:17:35.340 i'm certainly a sucker for punishment

00:17:38.400 what's

00:17:44.380 what is

00:17:44.920 or what is it making that noise

00:17:47.380 the loud buzzing

00:17:48.420 that's probably me

00:17:49.800 my fucking mic man

00:17:51.120 it's been doing this

00:17:51.920 i noticed that when i

00:17:52.840 i went back and watched uh

00:17:54.420 because people were complaining about the fucking hum

00:17:57.220 yeah

00:17:58.040 right

00:17:58.420 and i went back and watched it

00:17:59.800 yeah it is me man

00:18:00.860 i was on a couple of different other live streams

00:18:03.920 and uh

00:18:04.680 and they were saying

00:18:06.180 yeah

00:18:06.400 no it's my fucking mic

00:18:09.740 no but i mean like is there anything around it or

00:18:13.300 no it's the cord every fucking time it's the cord

00:18:15.320 oh yeah

00:18:15.760 yeah

00:18:16.300 fuck

00:18:16.640 cool just jiggle

00:18:18.300 so i do jiggle the cord

00:18:19.680 and guess what

00:18:20.260 it's the fucking

00:18:20.860 yeah

00:18:21.220 that that's the problem with

00:18:22.920 with mine right

00:18:24.120 because that's the same sound that mine makes

00:18:26.440 except that mine makes it louder

00:18:28.300 right

00:18:31.240 it like actually drowns out what i say

00:18:33.760 that's why i gotta use the earbuds right now

00:18:35.540 i can't hear it if i can hear the buzz

00:18:37.380 i would know

00:18:38.540 like all i can do is go like this and go

00:18:40.760 is it gone now

00:18:41.600 is it gone now

00:18:43.040 is it gone now

00:18:44.020 yeah

00:18:44.260 now

00:18:44.880 right

00:18:45.600 well and that that was the same with me

00:18:46.960 like when i when i was using my mic

00:18:48.700 like i couldn't hear

00:18:50.160 any of it

00:18:51.700 i i could not hear what anybody was talking about

00:18:54.900 um in my headset i came through completely clear

00:18:58.500 and yeah and then i i threw it through i got my audio editing software on my laptop so i just turned on my mic and hit record and fucking yeah it's just this loud ass fucking hum

00:19:12.140 excuse me

00:19:12.640 excuse me

00:19:12.660 hi excuse me

00:19:14.460 uh i just wanted to remind you guys that

00:19:17.040 it's because you don't have

00:19:19.720 mike hunt

00:19:20.740 who's mike

00:19:23.440 this is

00:19:24.880 mike hunt

00:19:25.740 you

00:19:28.020 need

00:19:29.160 a mike

00:19:29.820 hunt

00:19:31.040 last name is hunt

00:19:32.160 yes

00:19:32.680 that's your problem

00:19:36.840 apparently

00:19:38.400 apparently that's

00:19:40.680 mike hunt

00:19:41.360 mine is there you go

00:19:43.060 it's mike

00:19:44.100 you know mike

00:19:45.240 yeah

00:19:46.540 yeah

00:19:47.200 audio problems with sarah

00:19:48.980 you know

00:19:50.420 just get a new fucking mic man

00:19:52.600 you'd be all good

00:19:53.360 i need a whole new computer man

00:19:55.400 my computer's fucking shit

00:19:56.800 not damn

00:19:57.980 it's been compromised over and over

00:19:59.980 well i'm sure it has

00:20:02.660 yeah

00:20:03.400 well no i don't look up fucking stupid shit

00:20:05.980 i don't even know what

00:20:06.760 i have a computer

00:20:08.840 i've went on a pornhub

00:20:10.660 like maybe once a year

00:20:11.940 you know

00:20:13.100 snap one off

00:20:14.220 once a year

00:20:18.040 man

00:20:18.580 okay

00:20:19.580 my favorite part of this

00:20:21.780 okay

00:20:22.820 my absolute favorite part of this

00:20:25.040 is just how casually

00:20:26.920 he says

00:20:28.340 i go to pornhub

00:20:30.280 once a year

00:20:31.260 to snap one off

00:20:32.720 michelle's just like

00:20:34.100 keep it back right

00:20:34.880 yeah

00:20:35.540 whatever

00:20:36.160 but he picks the same day or something

00:20:40.040 right

00:20:40.780 like it's this yearly

00:20:41.880 like that's his new year

00:20:43.160 yeah

00:20:43.300 i'm just gonna do it

00:20:44.220 of course

00:20:44.840 the blinds

00:20:45.520 make sure nobody can see

00:20:46.440 and fucking

00:20:47.020 get the chance box out

00:20:49.860 the one of mine

00:20:51.100 yeah

00:20:51.400 all right

00:20:53.760 two

00:20:55.560 two

00:20:56.280 two months

00:20:56.600 my interview

00:20:58.360 check the computer

00:20:59.500 to see if he was good

00:21:00.520 i should wake him up

00:21:01.560 for tea with me

00:21:02.500 and i would check the history browser

00:21:04.760 to see what time he went to bed

00:21:06.440 and then i looked at it

00:21:07.820 and went

00:21:08.020 oh

00:21:09.040 once a year

00:21:16.880 once a year

00:21:18.280 freestone

00:21:18.780 just snapping one off

00:21:20.680 no with me

00:21:21.960 it's double fisting

00:21:22.800 right

00:21:23.000 like i go

00:21:23.480 yeah

00:21:24.060 fuck

00:21:25.080 nevermind

00:21:25.520 i pushed it too far

00:21:27.120 there

00:21:27.780 fuck it

00:21:29.880 i'm sure that's what she said

00:21:31.940 she is a fucking saint

00:21:34.280 yeah

00:21:34.860 right

00:21:35.260 oh

00:21:35.980 jesus christ

00:21:37.220 you better rule her

00:21:38.780 so many joints a day

00:21:40.140 she is a fucking saint

00:21:42.100 i forgot

00:21:43.340 i didn't put the kettle on

00:21:45.200 you did put the kettle on

00:21:46.400 oh jesus christ

00:21:47.540 i can't even

00:21:48.260 handle it

00:21:49.620 i'll be married 24 years on monday

00:21:54.460 oh no

00:21:55.380 yes

00:21:55.800 that is fucking wonderful

00:21:57.100 michelle

00:21:57.800 chris

00:21:58.300 fucking congratulations

00:21:59.860 to the interview

00:22:00.740 for holding it through

00:22:02.340 steady and strong

00:22:03.520 fucking bravo

00:22:04.600 fuck

00:22:05.040 cheers to you

00:22:06.220 fucking too

00:22:06.940 thank you

00:22:07.920 i don't know

00:22:09.980 i don't know why

00:22:11.020 i don't know why

00:22:12.480 right

00:22:12.860 i don't

00:22:13.840 and she says

00:22:14.800 it's like for what

00:22:15.840 i don't know how she puts up

00:22:17.340 with your shit either

00:22:18.240 i asked her this question

00:22:19.520 man job

00:22:20.280 entertainment

00:22:21.280 barbecue

00:22:22.280 good

00:22:23.360 michelle bravo

00:22:24.480 bravo

00:22:25.560 man job is a very big spectrum

00:22:27.480 he is a very good man

00:22:28.920 i appreciate that

00:22:29.980 yeah

00:22:30.220 and he is really good at the barbecue

00:22:31.720 yeah

00:22:32.780 yeah

00:22:33.360 i like fire

00:22:35.140 when it comes to meat and fire

00:22:37.060 i'm pretty good with that

00:22:37.860 yeah you know what michelle

00:22:39.040 super good qualities in a man

00:22:40.920 chris bravo sir

00:22:41.940 scotian ladies in the chat

00:22:44.120 man it's good to see scotian ladies

00:22:45.600 and uh

00:22:46.460 and man job also is like

00:22:49.120 defense

00:22:49.740 yeah he's a protector

00:22:51.960 he's squeezing my non-existent bicep

00:22:55.800 i feel like you can run fast

00:23:02.400 halfway across the bar once

00:23:04.380 see

00:23:05.740 oh yeah

00:23:07.180 because he was gonna get a pool cue

00:23:09.120 up the side of his head

00:23:09.940 if he didn't

00:23:10.700 but

00:23:10.920 yeah well he told michelle

00:23:13.380 while i was in the washroom

00:23:14.460 he goes i'd rather lick your ass

00:23:15.640 and kick your ass

00:23:16.400 and pool right

00:23:17.100 it was his turn to a player

00:23:18.200 and uh

00:23:19.580 i went

00:23:19.880 okay so i

00:23:20.860 you know i lost

00:23:21.780 and it's her turn

00:23:22.920 she's playing this dude

00:23:24.500 and i come back

00:23:25.480 i come back out

00:23:26.300 and michelle's face

00:23:27.180 is like stone face

00:23:28.180 i just knew from the look

00:23:29.880 on her face

00:23:30.520 something was up right

00:23:32.300 like i'm like

00:23:33.040 what's up

00:23:33.700 like tell me

00:23:34.660 no i don't want to tell you

00:23:35.760 because she knows

00:23:36.960 she knew me to win right

00:23:39.160 like she knew

00:23:40.040 i don't know if i want to tell you

00:23:41.820 you know

00:23:42.100 well no you're gonna tell me now

00:23:44.180 because now i need to fucking know

00:23:46.400 like what

00:23:46.980 no that guy just said

00:23:49.120 i'd rather lick your ass

00:23:50.040 and kick your ass

00:23:50.800 oh really

00:23:52.020 oh you don't see that

00:23:53.480 i walked right over

00:23:55.260 no i didn't fucking

00:23:57.100 i just

00:23:58.240 i

00:23:58.600 i let him fucking

00:24:00.260 i put the loony in

00:24:01.180 i wrapped it

00:24:01.800 and fucking stood there

00:24:02.640 and i leaned in my fucking

00:24:03.500 pool cue

00:24:03.920 i said

00:24:04.280 i said

00:24:04.980 did you just say

00:24:06.700 to my wife

00:24:07.600 that you'd rather

00:24:08.180 my wife at times

00:24:09.460 girlfriend at times

00:24:10.740 like you knew

00:24:11.460 she was my girlfriend

00:24:12.320 i know you knew

00:24:14.540 she was my girlfriend

00:24:15.540 did you just say to my girlfriend

00:24:17.360 that uh

00:24:18.400 you'd rather lick her ass

00:24:19.740 than kick her ass

00:24:20.600 he's like

00:24:22.040 yeah i said that man

00:24:23.280 i'm sorry

00:24:23.940 but at least he admitted it

00:24:25.280 he came right out

00:24:25.940 and said yes i did

00:24:26.800 i'm sorry man

00:24:27.540 yeah

00:24:27.860 but it's like dude

00:24:29.780 there's no sorry

00:24:30.660 like

00:24:30.960 you're lucky

00:24:31.860 you're lucky

00:24:32.680 to her

00:24:33.720 and so he had to go

00:24:35.160 right

00:24:35.560 so i made him apologize

00:24:36.600 to michelle

00:24:37.360 and i made him apologize

00:24:38.340 to the whole fucking bar too

00:24:39.700 that everybody else

00:24:40.340 on the bar man

00:24:41.080 yep

00:24:41.640 apologize to everybody

00:24:42.820 because you're a fucking

00:24:43.720 you're a goof

00:24:44.620 bravo

00:24:45.880 he was a big boy too

00:24:49.980 i don't give a fuck

00:24:50.760 i was this

00:24:51.680 because i was leading

00:24:53.000 on a pool cue

00:24:53.700 like this

00:24:54.080 and all i would have

00:24:54.700 had to do

00:24:55.140 with the inertia

00:24:56.380 of the pool cue

00:24:57.300 was go like this

00:24:58.520 yep

00:24:58.980 and it was right

00:25:00.220 upside his fucking head

00:25:01.240 right the fuck out

00:25:02.680 he would have been gone

00:25:03.440 down

00:25:03.920 yes

00:25:04.940 but good for you

00:25:05.960 for standing up

00:25:06.580 for your fucking lady

00:25:07.400 oh that's

00:25:09.800 one of the reasons

00:25:10.880 why she married me

00:25:11.820 to i guess

00:25:12.480 maybe i don't know

00:25:13.460 you're a good man

00:25:14.200 that's why we all

00:25:15.340 stand up and support you

00:25:16.460 i love you guys man

00:25:19.540 what do you

00:25:19.940 don't

00:25:20.980 no

00:25:21.260 i'm an asshole

00:25:22.320 like fucking seriously

00:25:23.820 i try to take you

00:25:24.640 yeah

00:25:24.860 here's the thing though

00:25:28.040 here's the thing

00:25:28.860 huge asshole

00:25:29.800 yeah

00:25:30.600 assholes are lovable though

00:25:32.380 and here's why

00:25:33.380 because there's a difference

00:25:35.100 between

00:25:35.640 being nice

00:25:37.020 and being kind

00:25:38.220 all right

00:25:39.380 being nice

00:25:41.240 is just a programmed

00:25:42.400 response

00:25:43.360 to be polite

00:25:44.700 it doesn't mean anything

00:25:46.400 whereas

00:25:47.740 you know

00:25:48.580 being kind

00:25:49.300 like i can call you

00:25:50.320 an idiot

00:25:50.820 for fucking something up

00:25:52.200 while helping you

00:25:53.180 right

00:25:54.540 now i'm not gonna be

00:25:56.040 nice about it

00:25:56.920 but i'm kind enough

00:25:57.920 that i'm gonna help you

00:25:58.900 right

00:25:59.580 it's that there's

00:26:01.440 the difference

00:26:02.160 and it's too many

00:26:04.340 people are nice

00:26:05.200 not enough

00:26:05.860 people are kind

00:26:06.820 see that's the thing

00:26:08.280 no one's ever

00:26:08.900 described me as being

00:26:09.740 nice

00:26:10.140 but no one would

00:26:11.360 ever describe me

00:26:12.160 as not being kind

00:26:13.140 i am a kind person

00:26:15.980 listen

00:26:16.660 you're fine

00:26:17.580 i am not

00:26:17.920 for now i'm thinking

00:26:19.520 about definitions

00:26:20.320 definition of nice

00:26:21.720 definition of kind

00:26:23.060 yeah

00:26:23.540 i think of the

00:26:24.680 both of the same

00:26:25.720 fucking thing

00:26:26.360 no

00:26:26.880 jesus

00:26:29.020 man you're blowing

00:26:29.820 my fucking mind

00:26:30.480 over here

00:26:30.940 dick's pussies

00:26:32.560 and assholes

00:26:33.080 well there's dicks

00:26:37.540 pussies

00:26:38.300 are we in school now

00:26:39.400 but no

00:26:41.420 he's completely right

00:26:42.900 and i've

00:26:43.620 i've had this

00:26:44.240 conversation actually

00:26:45.260 a lot

00:26:45.820 because

00:26:46.300 there's one thing

00:26:47.660 that again

00:26:48.960 no one

00:26:49.580 would describe me

00:26:50.720 as

00:26:50.900 very few people

00:26:51.820 nice

00:26:52.340 i'm not a nice

00:26:53.320 person

00:26:53.740 i'm honest

00:26:54.580 i'm

00:26:55.640 i'm up front

00:26:56.520 i don't bullshit

00:26:57.520 i'm clear

00:26:58.600 i'm concise

00:26:59.400 i'm very kind

00:27:01.080 but i'm not nice

00:27:02.840 i find that there's

00:27:05.080 too many people

00:27:05.820 who are just

00:27:06.660 expecting nice

00:27:08.020 all of the time

00:27:09.000 and like john

00:27:09.540 said

00:27:10.020 people confuse

00:27:11.760 niceness with

00:27:13.220 kindness

00:27:13.660 but it's also

00:27:14.520 a programmed

00:27:15.240 response to just

00:27:16.240 be polite

00:27:16.860 well you know

00:27:17.660 what sometimes

00:27:18.620 it's not about

00:27:19.880 being polite

00:27:20.580 it's just about

00:27:21.180 being

00:27:21.520 normal

00:27:23.500 like and just

00:27:24.540 and it's not even

00:27:25.360 about being

00:27:25.920 kind or nice

00:27:27.140 it's just about

00:27:28.220 being clear

00:27:29.400 and concise

00:27:30.000 in the moment

00:27:30.780 and sometimes

00:27:31.580 niceness

00:27:32.060 kindness

00:27:32.520 politeness

00:27:33.080 doesn't come

00:27:33.600 into it

00:27:34.100 but again

00:27:34.760 you can be

00:27:35.580 you can be

00:27:36.440 firm and polite

00:27:37.560 without being

00:27:38.300 nice and kind

00:27:39.160 yeah

00:27:40.120 right

00:27:40.800 you can be

00:27:42.100 nice and

00:27:42.760 i tend to

00:27:44.040 be nice and

00:27:44.520 kind after

00:27:45.380 after the job

00:27:46.500 before we're

00:27:47.140 doing a job

00:27:47.860 yeah like

00:27:48.300 you don't need

00:27:49.080 to be nice and

00:27:49.740 kind

00:27:49.960 there's no

00:27:50.320 niceness and

00:27:51.000 kindness when

00:27:51.700 you're on the

00:27:52.060 job

00:27:52.400 go ahead

00:27:56.600 john

00:27:56.780 i'll try to

00:27:58.060 remember because

00:27:58.680 like the way

00:27:59.220 that i had seen

00:27:59.980 it was like

00:28:00.940 okay so if

00:28:02.200 chris fucking

00:28:03.060 blew a tire

00:28:03.840 on the highway

00:28:04.440 and called

00:28:06.340 somebody up

00:28:07.160 the nice

00:28:07.940 response would

00:28:08.820 be to simply

00:28:09.700 empathize and

00:28:10.660 say you know

00:28:11.200 that sucks

00:28:11.960 but you know

00:28:13.420 hope you get

00:28:14.560 it fixed

00:28:15.580 whereas the

00:28:17.060 kind response

00:28:18.080 would be to

00:28:19.060 come out

00:28:19.460 there and

00:28:20.300 then you

00:28:20.900 know maybe

00:28:21.300 berate you a

00:28:22.000 little bit for

00:28:22.520 not knowing how

00:28:23.140 to change your

00:28:23.680 own tire

00:28:24.180 but help

00:28:26.560 change the

00:28:28.080 tire

00:28:28.360 yeah right

00:28:30.140 like you're

00:28:30.740 actually there

00:28:31.420 doing something

00:28:32.440 you know what

00:28:34.060 i mean and

00:28:35.100 that's that's

00:28:36.400 the difference

00:28:37.040 yeah and

00:28:39.120 there's also

00:28:39.560 a lot of

00:28:40.100 like kathy

00:28:41.900 makes a good

00:28:42.380 point don't

00:28:42.880 mistake my

00:28:43.340 kindness for

00:28:43.820 weakness and

00:28:44.320 that's the

00:28:44.700 other thing

00:28:45.380 a lot of

00:28:46.600 people have

00:28:47.500 the excuse

00:28:48.360 me have the

00:28:48.840 tendency to

00:28:50.380 to make that

00:28:51.680 mistake and

00:28:53.240 it's great it's

00:28:54.240 great when they

00:28:54.980 underestimate you

00:28:55.800 you use it

00:28:57.200 precisely that's

00:28:58.880 your advantage

00:28:59.460 yeah that's

00:29:00.040 right 100%

00:29:02.380 but it's also

00:29:03.540 interesting that

00:29:04.580 it's always the

00:29:06.080 same type of

00:29:07.080 people who

00:29:08.100 mistake that

00:29:09.180 kindness for

00:29:09.820 weakness who

00:29:10.820 go right

00:29:11.520 towards that

00:29:13.260 who will try

00:29:14.400 and use your

00:29:15.280 kindness like

00:29:16.560 weaponize that

00:29:17.360 against you you

00:29:18.300 know and use

00:29:19.080 that as you

00:29:20.180 know well you

00:29:20.780 did it for me

00:29:21.360 before kind of

00:29:22.160 thing you know

00:29:22.960 no so when i

00:29:25.380 was in college

00:29:25.880 we had a

00:29:26.520 psychology course

00:29:27.440 and they said

00:29:28.120 there's two ways

00:29:28.840 you can get

00:29:29.280 things out of

00:29:29.800 people one you

00:29:31.480 are you ask

00:29:32.180 for something

00:29:32.580 small expecting

00:29:33.500 they won't do

00:29:34.220 it then you

00:29:35.020 ask for what

00:29:35.560 you really want

00:29:36.220 and you feel

00:29:36.740 bad for saying

00:29:37.760 no the first

00:29:38.340 time they'll do

00:29:38.940 or you ask

00:29:40.500 secondly ask

00:29:41.880 for something

00:29:42.240 super big

00:29:42.980 they reject

00:29:44.080 it and then

00:29:44.740 you ask for

00:29:45.160 what you really

00:29:45.580 want she

00:29:46.120 knows she

00:29:46.680 took the

00:29:47.020 same

00:29:47.200 yeah no but

00:29:49.280 she makes it

00:29:49.820 that's a that's

00:29:50.580 exactly the point

00:29:51.600 like that's it

00:29:52.680 like that's that's

00:29:54.000 exactly how to get

00:29:54.720 information out of

00:29:55.500 somebody

00:29:55.920 wrong it's amazing

00:29:59.100 how so many

00:30:00.420 people don't

00:30:00.960 recognize that

00:30:01.860 that you can

00:30:03.640 you can tell

00:30:04.860 somebody what

00:30:06.920 they want

00:30:07.380 yeah

00:30:07.740 i've been interrogated

00:30:10.460 so many times by

00:30:11.440 cops and

00:30:12.200 principals in the

00:30:13.620 beginning

00:30:14.000 yeah

00:30:14.680 back right

00:30:15.600 yeah

00:30:16.220 principal's office

00:30:17.280 so many times

00:30:18.040 yeah

00:30:18.460 i've been in a

00:30:19.220 police station

00:30:20.180 so many times

00:30:21.460 and three detectives

00:30:24.600 at once

00:30:25.060 and they're all

00:30:25.660 the same

00:30:26.200 and they all

00:30:26.740 come in and

00:30:27.140 say yeah

00:30:27.500 your buddy

00:30:27.940 over the other

00:30:28.440 room

00:30:28.620 they're all

00:30:33.960 so transparent

00:30:35.080 yeah

00:30:36.000 it's like

00:30:36.820 college level

00:30:38.060 psychology

00:30:38.880 right but you

00:30:40.140 you learn

00:30:40.900 their tricks from

00:30:41.820 them it's like

00:30:42.520 you're being

00:30:43.560 you're not even

00:30:44.200 trying to hide it

00:30:45.380 it's like

00:30:45.580 i'm your buddy

00:30:47.020 no you're not

00:30:47.540 my buddy

00:30:47.920 okay as soon

00:30:49.920 as you know

00:30:50.400 you're not my

00:30:51.940 friend

00:30:52.320 right

00:30:53.160 once you

00:30:54.160 establish that

00:30:55.100 everything they

00:30:56.020 say comes out

00:30:56.620 of their mouth

00:30:57.060 is fucking

00:30:57.500 horseshit

00:30:57.960 so i just

00:30:59.640 fuck with

00:31:00.060 them i used

00:31:00.420 to make

00:31:00.680 fucking paper

00:31:01.220 airplanes out of

00:31:01.880 statement papers

00:31:02.540 and toss them

00:31:03.120 around in the

00:31:04.500 fucking room i

00:31:05.140 didn't give a

00:31:05.580 fuck like i'm

00:31:06.520 fuck i hate it

00:31:08.640 it's the gobbled

00:31:12.280 goop that comes

00:31:13.120 out of them and

00:31:13.800 they try to get

00:31:14.440 you like this is

00:31:15.340 why you don't

00:31:16.040 talk to cops

00:31:16.960 ever

00:31:17.380 don't

00:31:18.580 there's no

00:31:20.000 point you don't

00:31:21.320 have to and so

00:31:22.100 many people think

00:31:22.820 that they have to

00:31:23.660 and you don't

00:31:24.960 it's so easy i'm

00:31:26.460 not discussing my

00:31:27.180 day like there's

00:31:28.780 so many things

00:31:29.600 you can say if

00:31:30.600 people don't know

00:31:31.300 they're right

00:31:31.920 holy moly how

00:31:33.860 are you still

00:31:34.500 operating in this

00:31:35.660 world it's just

00:31:37.220 like when they show

00:31:37.960 up at your door

00:31:38.600 all of the things

00:31:39.460 like the people

00:31:40.000 who just like

00:31:40.580 there's so many

00:31:41.860 things i wish

00:31:42.440 people would just

00:31:43.320 be so much

00:31:45.280 it's hard to get

00:31:49.040 people up on

00:31:49.780 this page man

00:31:50.740 there's a lot of

00:31:51.500 like-minded people

00:31:52.360 like us out there

00:31:53.360 like i'm not

00:31:54.260 losing hope

00:31:54.960 and i know

00:31:56.020 like i know

00:31:56.800 we're no

00:31:57.340 i keep saying

00:31:58.300 i'm tired of

00:31:59.020 changing i'm not

00:31:59.960 out there to

00:32:00.360 change people's

00:32:00.880 minds we should

00:32:02.020 be still fucking

00:32:03.880 trying to change

00:32:04.960 people's minds

00:32:05.580 because people

00:32:06.840 people don't know

00:32:07.920 man they're still

00:32:08.500 watching cdc and

00:32:09.920 all the shit

00:32:11.580 right

00:32:11.860 i'm not actively

00:32:13.540 going out changing

00:32:14.740 people's mind but

00:32:15.720 if someone comes up

00:32:16.480 to me and starts

00:32:17.000 a conversation i'll

00:32:17.980 just go well how

00:32:18.700 about this

00:32:19.380 the seeds yeah

00:32:21.260 you plant the

00:32:21.900 seeds right

00:32:22.880 yeah all right

00:32:23.940 yeah you know

00:32:26.700 oh so what else

00:32:27.620 did you like hey

00:32:28.480 check this thing

00:32:29.760 no we just you

00:32:31.200 you answer their

00:32:32.260 question with a

00:32:33.000 question it's like

00:32:33.880 like what do you

00:32:35.200 think about trump

00:32:35.880 well i don't know

00:32:36.920 i'm not a big fan

00:32:38.760 but uh he loves

00:32:40.880 his country i'll

00:32:41.720 give him that

00:32:42.460 like that's about

00:32:43.620 it you know

00:32:45.000 um i don't think

00:32:46.420 his opponent loves

00:32:48.060 the country as much

00:32:49.140 as he does like

00:32:49.960 he has an he has

00:32:51.320 an invested interest

00:32:52.620 in usa man like

00:32:54.500 it's all about the

00:32:55.680 money with trump

00:32:56.380 what the fuck is

00:32:57.020 that it's called

00:32:58.240 aviator oh i haven't

00:33:00.200 seen that one

00:33:00.620 it's a it's a pot

00:33:03.560 shot it's yeah it's

00:33:07.160 151 milligrams

00:33:08.880 it's called it's

00:33:10.000 tropical fruit and

00:33:11.640 it's like it literally

00:33:13.160 tastes like a pina

00:33:14.140 colada not even

00:33:15.200 kidding cool i'll

00:33:17.140 bring one tomorrow

00:33:18.200 or no sorry i'll

00:33:19.500 have one here

00:33:20.180 tomorrow okay

00:33:20.780 hey can i just

00:33:22.360 bring a bottle of

00:33:23.060 booze absolutely

00:33:24.820 you can bring

00:33:25.720 whatever whatever

00:33:26.960 you want michelle

00:33:27.720 no what was what

00:33:28.860 if you're gonna

00:33:29.360 have a shot what

00:33:30.040 is it that you

00:33:30.520 like uh do you

00:33:32.980 like the peanut

00:33:33.380 butter whiskey do

00:33:34.120 you want oh my

00:33:34.640 god yes i just

00:33:35.660 have that okay

00:33:37.360 that's funny that

00:33:38.080 you should mention

00:33:38.380 that i just have

00:33:39.060 that okay i'll just

00:33:44.060 go get peanut butter

00:33:44.620 whiskey whatever

00:33:46.560 whatever floats

00:33:47.560 your boat

00:33:47.840 no no no man

00:33:52.640 oh friday it's

00:33:54.820 friday then

00:33:55.900 but you were all

00:33:57.580 worked hard all

00:33:58.380 fucking week man you

00:33:59.380 deserve a fucking

00:34:00.140 shot right like i

00:34:01.460 don't work so it's

00:34:03.000 like i drink beer

00:34:03.920 i have had the week

00:34:05.140 from hell like if

00:34:06.600 i don't know what

00:34:07.500 happens this week

00:34:08.400 johnny has had a

00:34:09.400 week from hell i've

00:34:10.500 had a week from

00:34:11.040 hell we've both been

00:34:11.860 talking each other

00:34:12.700 off of ledges all

00:34:13.860 week it's been like

00:34:15.800 a hey are you good

00:34:17.560 yeah are you good

00:34:19.040 yeah i'm alive are

00:34:20.420 you breathing yeah

00:34:21.460 i'm ready to yeah

00:34:23.640 i was i was i know

00:34:24.620 but hugs are good

00:34:26.080 hugs are good man

00:34:27.180 like like ah i love

00:34:28.620 giving you guys a hug

00:34:29.620 yes here's a squeeze

00:34:31.720 right now squeeze

00:34:33.080 i don't think i want

00:34:36.780 to hug johnny but i'd

00:34:37.720 give him like a pat

00:34:38.580 like a pat

00:34:39.940 actually i give him

00:34:43.780 a hug

00:34:44.120 johnny'll pick you

00:34:46.580 up like you do you

00:34:47.560 fucking pick me up

00:34:48.560 everybody picks me

00:34:49.680 up everybody picks

00:34:50.400 me up

00:34:50.600 what is it with

00:34:54.120 that they're picking

00:34:55.080 me up off the ground

00:34:56.060 it's like oh i can

00:34:57.180 look crisp

00:34:57.680 i don't i'm not

00:34:59.280 gonna try and lift

00:34:59.960 you but

00:35:00.340 you did becky

00:35:02.340 fucking holy shit

00:35:03.640 excuse me can i

00:35:05.360 ask a question

00:35:06.100 yeah

00:35:06.800 i just realized

00:35:08.220 that it says

00:35:08.720 sarah swallows raw

00:35:09.780 hot dogs whole

00:35:10.900 under your name

00:35:13.020 yeah

00:35:13.920 is that

00:35:15.220 yeah

00:35:18.060 i had that on

00:35:20.980 i think i had that

00:35:22.140 for the last stream

00:35:23.160 that chris had

00:35:23.960 and i just forgot

00:35:24.640 to change it

00:35:25.320 but yeah

00:35:26.260 i'll leave it

00:35:27.320 how did i not even

00:35:28.980 realize that

00:35:29.660 what do you

00:35:30.120 what is going on

00:35:32.060 here

00:35:32.420 i don't know

00:35:33.280 how did i not know

00:35:46.400 this time until now

00:35:48.000 i didn't know

00:35:48.920 it's tiny

00:35:50.300 it's a good time

00:35:52.780 you are an asshole

00:35:54.160 hello

00:35:55.220 yeah

00:35:56.300 no i didn't have

00:35:59.040 my hand in the

00:35:59.800 cookie jar and

00:36:00.540 you're like that

00:36:01.140 cookie all over

00:36:02.100 your hand

00:36:02.620 yeah right

00:36:03.780 i didn't say

00:36:05.460 what else have

00:36:07.720 you done with

00:36:08.300 that name

00:36:09.060 and now

00:36:10.080 for the love

00:36:12.020 of god

00:36:12.540 let's go back

00:36:14.440 and leave it

00:36:14.840 i guess

00:36:15.120 something in there

00:36:15.800 yeah

00:36:16.660 i mean

00:36:17.420 that was a good

00:36:21.920 time

00:36:22.180 amazing

00:36:22.620 you're ridiculous

00:36:25.060 i'm glad i put

00:36:26.860 a little bit of

00:36:27.400 thd

00:36:27.900 oh happy

00:36:29.000 day

00:36:29.240 scotion lady

00:36:30.200 have fun

00:36:31.220 you are awesome

00:36:35.960 so much love

00:36:38.460 no homo

00:36:39.360 yeah

00:36:39.720 all the

00:36:41.220 i hope she has

00:36:42.580 an awesome weekend

00:36:43.380 and

00:36:43.680 has a turkey

00:36:45.280 hat

00:36:45.660 imagine

00:36:46.500 that

00:36:46.920 people were

00:36:47.960 much closer

00:36:48.800 it would be

00:36:49.480 so great

00:36:50.520 for everybody

00:36:51.580 having like a

00:36:54.320 big fucking

00:36:54.960 we should

00:36:55.400 literally have

00:36:56.260 like a big

00:36:56.720 fat ass

00:36:57.360 dinner party

00:36:58.040 one night

00:36:58.500 where everybody

00:36:59.320 comes and we

00:37:00.140 rent a place

00:37:00.860 oh i know

00:37:02.140 a place

00:37:02.720 okay

00:37:03.600 yeah

00:37:04.120 yeah

00:37:05.060 and

00:37:07.120 and we can

00:37:08.820 go for like

00:37:09.500 dinner

00:37:10.180 and have

00:37:11.600 like we can

00:37:12.040 have like a

00:37:12.560 live band

00:37:13.360 imagine how

00:37:16.240 much fun that

00:37:16.760 would be

00:37:17.200 like for us

00:37:18.120 but like

00:37:18.600 not like

00:37:19.880 i know

00:37:20.500 a few places

00:37:21.160 we can go

00:37:21.940 and freaking

00:37:22.580 have cabins

00:37:24.160 and

00:37:24.520 yeah

00:37:25.140 like

00:37:25.540 we have

00:37:27.140 talk to

00:37:27.520 aaron

00:37:28.140 have you

00:37:28.420 talked to

00:37:28.800 aaron

00:37:29.420 oh shit

00:37:31.800 i forgot to call him

00:37:32.680 this afternoon

00:37:33.120 because i was

00:37:33.660 talking to

00:37:34.160 oh shit

00:37:35.120 oh shit

00:37:35.980 well go give him

00:37:37.080 a call right now

00:37:38.040 i'm gonna call him

00:37:39.360 right now

00:37:39.660 michelle

00:37:40.260 why don't you

00:37:40.920 call him right

00:37:41.500 now chris

00:37:42.240 you can get him

00:37:42.900 on the speaker

00:37:43.480 phone

00:37:43.940 yeah there you

00:37:44.720 go get him

00:37:45.140 on the speaker

00:37:45.580 phone and tell

00:37:46.040 him to come

00:37:46.320 for dinner

00:37:46.620 tomorrow night

00:37:47.200 i forgot to

00:37:48.700 call him too

00:37:49.280 so um this is

00:37:50.120 guilty

00:37:50.440 yeah there you

00:37:51.140 go

00:37:51.500 okay will you

00:37:52.080 call him on

00:37:52.500 speaker phone

00:37:53.140 pretty sure

00:37:54.880 michelle's on

00:37:55.540 it

00:37:55.780 then somebody

00:37:57.020 else can get

00:37:57.540 yelled at

00:37:58.020 yeah i'll take

00:37:59.860 it

00:37:59.980 my fault

00:38:01.540 for not calling

00:38:02.240 me too

00:38:02.940 blame chris

00:38:03.760 i just presume

00:38:04.780 people have family

00:38:05.940 they do family

00:38:06.780 stuff i don't do

00:38:07.560 family shit

00:38:08.260 i don't do family

00:38:09.400 shit

00:38:09.840 you guys are my

00:38:11.080 family to be honest

00:38:11.980 with you

00:38:12.260 i i i did some

00:38:14.240 family shit today

00:38:15.240 that's what i did

00:38:16.400 i did what my

00:38:17.160 family did

00:38:17.740 now hey now

00:38:19.000 hey now

00:38:20.640 hey now

00:38:22.300 settle down

00:38:23.500 big rig

00:38:24.460 that was

00:38:25.180 big rig

00:38:26.560 so

00:38:26.740 fired up though

00:38:29.620 that was a good

00:38:31.540 sparring match

00:38:32.560 i feel

00:38:35.940 oh is that

00:38:39.460 uh

00:38:40.080 aaron's mom

00:38:40.620 i'm having a

00:38:45.720 real issue with

00:38:46.380 this fucking chair

00:38:46.980 today guys i still

00:38:47.760 haven't replaced my

00:38:48.440 chair and i haven't

00:38:49.120 been in my office

00:38:49.600 i can't handle this

00:38:51.940 i need a new

00:38:52.440 chair

00:38:53.280 that humming

00:38:56.060 is gonna drive me

00:38:57.240 up

00:38:57.920 that's on my end

00:38:59.300 all right fine

00:39:00.120 fuck i'll keep

00:39:00.840 fucking with it

00:39:02.120 it was fine for a

00:39:03.580 bit

00:39:03.800 i know

00:39:04.580 when it goes

00:39:05.280 back

00:39:05.620 yeah it's good

00:39:06.440 nope

00:39:07.540 there goes

00:39:08.020 scotian lady

00:39:08.700 saving the day

00:39:09.400 again

00:39:09.740 stopping by

00:39:10.580 with her

00:39:10.940 fucking

00:39:11.540 maybe prop it

00:39:12.820 up

00:39:13.140 titanium bones

00:39:14.640 that she has

00:39:15.240 man

00:39:15.560 i know

00:39:16.080 every time you

00:39:17.320 walk past me

00:39:17.980 the floor

00:39:18.460 goes

00:39:18.740 what if i plug

00:39:19.400 it in the

00:39:19.800 forward in the

00:39:20.240 back

00:39:20.540 is it still

00:39:23.040 humming

00:39:23.360 right now

00:39:24.120 i like how the

00:39:25.200 it chick is

00:39:25.920 coming in to

00:39:26.420 save the day

00:39:27.020 yeah right

00:39:28.020 is it humming

00:39:29.000 right now or

00:39:29.500 no

00:39:29.960 no

00:39:30.240 no

00:39:31.120 it's stopped

00:39:32.600 humming i'm just

00:39:33.340 super like sensory

00:39:34.200 oh

00:39:34.760 clearly as i move

00:39:37.400 around in my chair

00:39:38.160 like a fucking

00:39:38.680 mexican jumping

00:39:39.420 being so

00:39:40.160 if anyone didn't

00:39:41.740 notice that's my

00:39:43.200 tisums coming

00:39:43.920 through

00:39:44.280 oh okay

00:39:46.680 oh i just scored

00:39:48.520 a vintage

00:39:48.900 canadian

00:39:50.480 pace

00:39:51.300 what's a pace

00:39:52.400 age

00:39:52.780 space age

00:39:53.520 space age

00:39:54.220 oh space age

00:39:55.340 oh

00:39:56.180 that sounds fun

00:39:57.340 there it is

00:39:58.560 i feel like

00:39:59.120 it was in the

00:40:01.060 garbage

00:40:01.480 oh

00:40:02.260 yeah

00:40:03.080 you know what

00:40:05.100 i live in a

00:40:06.220 neighborhood where

00:40:07.040 we have this thing

00:40:08.220 called the bermuda

00:40:08.840 triangle

00:40:09.380 and if it's on

00:40:10.940 if it's the

00:40:11.820 boulevard right

00:40:12.440 between the road

00:40:13.260 and the sidewalk

00:40:13.920 and if you put

00:40:15.180 something in the

00:40:15.820 bermuda triangle

00:40:17.000 it literally

00:40:18.240 disappears

00:40:18.940 i'm like

00:40:19.320 damn it

00:40:20.320 i have done it

00:40:21.860 and it's like

00:40:22.840 you put something

00:40:23.660 out there

00:40:24.080 and before you

00:40:24.920 get in the house

00:40:25.540 it's gone

00:40:26.000 yeah

00:40:27.180 it's crazy

00:40:28.680 dresser

00:40:29.860 totally

00:40:30.660 oh it's amazing

00:40:32.800 and like

00:40:33.260 that looks gone

00:40:35.040 in a heartbeat

00:40:35.720 but garbage day

00:40:37.240 like people are

00:40:38.020 fucking aggressive

00:40:38.820 in my neighborhood

00:40:39.740 like you should

00:40:41.740 see that shit

00:40:42.500 it is amazing

00:40:43.280 like if you drive

00:40:44.160 around the country

00:40:44.840 around here

00:40:45.240 you could always

00:40:45.920 find fucking

00:40:46.460 furniture

00:40:46.840 and it is in

00:40:47.540 good shape

00:40:48.460 at the end

00:40:49.060 of people's

00:40:49.580 driveways

00:40:50.260 one man's

00:40:50.960 trash

00:40:51.340 another man's

00:40:51.940 treasure

00:40:52.260 like dressers

00:40:53.920 armoires

00:40:54.840 all that kind

00:40:55.400 of shit

00:40:55.580 people are

00:40:55.920 just like

00:40:56.260 end of the

00:40:56.660 driveway

00:40:57.020 and it

00:40:57.780 disappears

00:40:58.440 it's crazy

00:41:00.120 i'm kind of

00:41:02.780 annoyed that i

00:41:03.280 spent so much

00:41:03.780 money on antiques

00:41:04.640 because now i

00:41:05.160 have a house

00:41:05.520 full of antiques

00:41:06.080 that i paid

00:41:06.500 for that

00:41:06.880 literally

00:41:07.480 it is insane

00:41:08.700 how much people

00:41:09.320 will give you

00:41:09.960 for antiques

00:41:10.720 now

00:41:11.080 i tried reselling

00:41:15.320 some of my

00:41:15.720 antiques in the

00:41:16.220 last couple years

00:41:16.760 and it's pretty

00:41:17.300 insane

00:41:17.740 you guys

00:41:19.600 and you guys

00:41:20.540 want

00:41:20.860 cowbell

00:41:22.440 who's got a

00:41:24.020 fever

00:41:24.280 yes i want

00:41:25.460 i want that

00:41:26.380 dag flag cowbell

00:41:27.680 i feel like that

00:41:28.520 is going to come

00:41:29.060 in handy tomorrow

00:41:29.740 night you should

00:41:30.360 bring that because

00:41:30.840 we're going to

00:41:31.240 play the hitler

00:41:31.840 game

00:41:32.680 bring the cowbell

00:41:35.160 i'll bring

00:41:36.160 whiskey

00:41:36.620 that's it

00:41:47.400 we're ready to go

00:41:49.220 cowbell

00:41:50.580 whiskey

00:41:51.300 that's it

00:41:52.000 there'll be no

00:41:53.900 fevers

00:41:54.320 there'll be lots of

00:41:55.460 cowbell

00:41:55.900 jesus christ

00:41:57.320 fucking amazing

00:42:03.200 fucking amazing

00:42:05.540 god i love her

00:42:06.740 yeah

00:42:07.380 i'm looking forward

00:42:08.840 to turkey though

00:42:10.200 it's been a while

00:42:11.580 yeah

00:42:12.100 yeah

00:42:12.880 yeah

00:42:14.920 turkey is fucking

00:42:16.680 it's always

00:42:17.540 i'm i love making

00:42:18.920 food

00:42:19.340 i definitely like

00:42:20.620 making turkey

00:42:21.140 i feel like it got

00:42:22.220 out of hand really

00:42:22.800 fast though there's

00:42:23.560 like way more people

00:42:24.360 than i thought

00:42:24.860 are gonna come

00:42:27.200 so i definitely

00:42:29.360 have to get a table

00:42:30.920 and chairs

00:42:31.380 people bring stuff

00:42:33.160 right

00:42:33.580 yeah no totally

00:42:34.600 like i can make

00:42:35.440 i'm gonna go get the

00:42:36.960 turkey first thing in

00:42:37.640 the morning

00:42:37.960 so i'm gonna get a

00:42:39.800 bigger one than i was

00:42:40.640 going to

00:42:41.080 i'm not worried about

00:42:42.020 making all the stuff

00:42:42.760 like turkey dinner is

00:42:43.540 not a big deal

00:42:44.040 um

00:42:44.820 i just was worried

00:42:47.080 about like space wise

00:42:48.340 but i know i have lots

00:42:49.420 of furniture we might

00:42:50.600 just have to

00:42:51.360 you know move it

00:42:54.300 around

00:42:54.560 you need a

00:42:55.380 i got a

00:42:56.560 fold-up table

00:42:57.600 i can bring

00:42:58.100 no i'm gonna go to

00:42:59.420 um i'm gonna go to

00:43:00.180 work in the morning

00:43:00.700 and get a table

00:43:01.440 and a bunch of

00:43:01.940 chairs

00:43:02.220 because we have a

00:43:04.860 cafeteria

00:43:05.280 so we have fold-up

00:43:06.600 tables and fold-up

00:43:07.460 chairs and shit

00:43:08.000 so

00:43:08.240 if you need anything

00:43:09.040 let me know man

00:43:09.920 like oh

00:43:10.380 i got fold-up table

00:43:11.720 i got chairs

00:43:12.640 i will let you know

00:43:14.040 whoever's driving me

00:43:15.120 uh

00:43:15.440 hopefully they have

00:43:16.640 fucking room to put

00:43:17.480 that shit

00:43:17.980 no i got i got it

00:43:19.540 that's what i'm saying

00:43:20.240 don't worry about it

00:43:20.740 i got it

00:43:21.420 all right

00:43:22.760 and i'll just shut

00:43:23.520 the fuck up then

00:43:24.360 holy shit

00:43:26.000 let's just don't

00:43:26.980 expect hey

00:43:27.920 just don't expect

00:43:28.760 my fucking house

00:43:29.480 to be clean

00:43:29.960 because i'm gonna

00:43:30.360 spend all fucking

00:43:31.120 day cooking

00:43:31.620 and going to get

00:43:33.040 shit apparently

00:43:34.180 and we're gonna

00:43:34.820 do it too

00:43:35.900 so it's like

00:43:36.600 that's the thing

00:43:37.220 too

00:43:37.460 we're gonna end up

00:43:39.480 trashing your house

00:43:40.280 anyway

00:43:40.600 my house is gonna

00:43:41.420 be trash now

00:43:42.040 because i'm at

00:43:42.540 your house

00:43:43.240 yeah

00:43:43.760 totally

00:43:44.420 i know

00:43:45.380 so we're

00:43:46.340 nothing

00:43:47.540 we're all in the

00:43:48.940 same boat

00:43:49.480 it's perfect

00:43:50.140 we're hey

00:43:50.940 also if anybody

00:43:52.100 dresses up

00:43:52.920 i will i will

00:43:53.740 slap you in the

00:43:54.620 fucking ass

00:43:55.100 exactly

00:43:56.820 there's gonna be

00:43:57.460 some dust bunnies

00:43:58.340 at tumbleweeds

00:43:59.440 rolling across

00:44:00.100 the floor

00:44:00.460 are you stuffing

00:44:02.480 the turkey with

00:44:03.480 hot dogs

00:44:04.200 yeah after the

00:44:08.000 turkey's cooked

00:44:08.680 hard no

00:44:09.860 she'll put

00:44:10.700 she'll put the

00:44:11.460 raw hot dogs in

00:44:12.380 after

00:44:12.900 seriously

00:44:13.600 the turkey's cooked

00:44:14.660 you know what

00:44:15.720 though when johnny

00:44:16.440 comes for the

00:44:17.900 party in november

00:44:20.140 we are

00:44:20.780 definitely going

00:44:22.220 to have some

00:44:22.880 hot dog stuff

00:44:23.840 just for

00:44:24.660 let's go

00:44:25.360 let's do it

00:44:26.820 hot dogs are

00:44:28.020 good man

00:44:28.600 hot dogs are

00:44:29.740 great

00:44:30.040 what

00:44:31.140 i guess a

00:44:31.940 uh

00:44:32.360 if you can get

00:44:33.700 your hands on

00:44:34.380 summer savory

00:44:35.140 it only comes from

00:44:36.620 the east coast

00:44:37.120 it's a maritime

00:44:37.760 i'll bring some

00:44:38.500 tomorrow

00:44:38.780 michelle will

00:44:39.700 bring some

00:44:40.060 all right

00:44:41.160 do you need

00:44:42.400 extra stuffing

00:44:43.240 because i got

00:44:43.800 stuffing in the

00:44:44.420 freezer and i'm

00:44:44.940 making a fresh

00:44:45.500 one tonight so

00:44:46.240 do you need

00:44:46.660 like extra

00:44:47.320 stuffing

00:44:47.680 yes

00:44:49.680 i'm joking

00:44:50.360 there somewhere

00:44:51.040 michelle you

00:44:51.900 can bring

00:44:52.200 whatever you

00:44:52.740 want

00:44:53.040 i can bring

00:44:53.520 some extra

00:44:53.920 stuffing

00:44:54.340 sure

00:44:54.840 i was talking

00:44:55.900 about freaking

00:44:56.360 summer savory

00:44:57.120 right

00:44:57.480 holy fuck

00:44:58.580 stop interrupting

00:45:01.280 michelle

00:45:01.920 right

00:45:02.820 fuck man

00:45:04.480 summer savory

00:45:05.600 it only grows

00:45:06.480 in the maritimes

00:45:07.280 and it's

00:45:07.720 fucking so

00:45:08.520 potent

00:45:08.980 yeah

00:45:09.600 but like

00:45:10.380 when i came

00:45:10.920 to ontario

00:45:11.580 yeah okay

00:45:13.380 oh yeah

00:45:15.120 put it right

00:45:16.180 up there

00:45:16.660 yeah

00:45:17.160 yeah it's

00:45:19.220 the stuff

00:45:19.640 okay

00:45:19.860 extreme close

00:45:20.500 up

00:45:20.960 okay

00:45:25.020 checking her

00:45:25.940 out

00:45:26.220 i'm checking

00:45:27.320 her out

00:45:27.600 right now

00:45:28.740 um

00:45:29.240 but it's

00:45:31.540 way more

00:45:32.120 potent than

00:45:32.880 the savory

00:45:33.400 you get up

00:45:33.920 here like

00:45:34.480 uh it's

00:45:35.280 it's night

00:45:36.220 and day

00:45:36.720 okay

00:45:37.540 because when

00:45:37.960 i had turkey

00:45:38.700 and stuffing

00:45:39.280 up here when

00:45:39.840 i first came

00:45:40.340 to ontario

00:45:40.860 it's like

00:45:41.300 this is great

00:45:42.400 but it's

00:45:43.140 bland

00:45:43.620 there's something

00:45:44.120 missing

00:45:44.520 there's just

00:45:45.040 something missing

00:45:45.760 it was really

00:45:46.360 really good

00:45:46.920 i had to add

00:45:47.820 more salt

00:45:48.480 but there's just

00:45:49.500 something missing

00:45:50.080 and it was the

00:45:51.560 savory it was

00:45:52.320 that um

00:45:53.160 when you smell

00:45:53.920 summer savory

00:45:54.620 from the maritimes

00:45:55.680 as soon as you

00:45:56.540 smell it

00:45:57.020 first thing that

00:45:57.660 comes to your

00:45:58.080 head is

00:45:58.460 uh

00:45:59.020 thanksgiving

00:45:59.860 it smells

00:46:00.680 like um

00:46:01.480 summer savory

00:46:02.200 bottle

00:46:02.580 24.99

00:46:03.340 no it makes

00:46:04.260 you think of

00:46:04.720 turkey and

00:46:05.660 stuffing

00:46:06.140 right off the

00:46:06.760 hop

00:46:07.000 boom

00:46:07.300 got it right

00:46:07.700 here

00:46:07.960 yeah

00:46:08.900 summer savory

00:46:09.780 from the

00:46:10.120 maritimes

00:46:10.660 is the best

00:46:11.460 savory you

00:46:11.940 can get

00:46:12.260 oh you can

00:46:13.060 get her in

00:46:13.420 a big

00:46:13.640 fucking bag

00:46:14.320 that's good

00:46:16.480 big old bag

00:46:17.920 of summery

00:46:18.440 savory let's

00:46:19.080 go

00:46:19.320 no but i

00:46:19.880 mean your

00:46:20.880 average savory

00:46:21.680 that you buy

00:46:22.180 here is is

00:46:23.220 bland

00:46:23.740 yeah

00:46:24.700 summer like

00:46:25.580 why have savory

00:46:26.740 if you can get

00:46:27.500 like the fucking

00:46:28.140 savory x right

00:46:29.400 like fucking

00:46:30.000 yeah

00:46:31.440 had harriet's

00:46:32.320 the wax that

00:46:32.780 wants to get

00:46:33.280 stuffed

00:46:33.740 whoa

00:46:35.440 what is

00:46:37.080 happening

00:46:37.380 oh there's

00:46:37.820 a savory

00:46:38.260 stuffing mix

00:46:39.360 hey

00:46:39.600 the word

00:46:40.580 stuffing

00:46:41.060 turned on

00:46:41.720 my alexa

00:46:42.460 lord have

00:46:43.340 mercy

00:46:43.700 what are

00:46:44.500 what is

00:46:45.280 your alexa

00:46:45.860 hearing

00:46:46.240 yeah right

00:46:47.400 what are you

00:46:48.100 been what are you

00:46:48.800 and alexa

00:46:49.400 talking about

00:46:50.100 what are you guys

00:46:50.880 doing over there

00:46:51.700 yeah

00:46:52.240 oh we're supposed

00:46:53.260 to have a friggin book

00:46:54.280 review what happened

00:46:55.160 to that

00:46:55.540 it's coming

00:46:56.400 well i'm trying to look

00:46:59.420 at the summer

00:46:59.880 savory bottle

00:47:00.880 yeah you you've

00:47:02.400 derailed everything

00:47:03.120 it was your battle

00:47:03.880 i have an original

00:47:06.580 trivial pursuit

00:47:07.460 award if you want

00:47:08.620 to like do trivia

00:47:09.420 and i can take

00:47:10.120 out a card

00:47:10.680 yeah

00:47:11.260 read the card

00:47:12.040 online

00:47:12.480 do it

00:47:13.340 oh no mine's

00:47:14.560 not in here

00:47:15.040 sure

00:47:15.380 no

00:47:16.060 we got to do

00:47:17.340 the trivia thing

00:47:18.300 for what

00:47:19.920 no just like

00:47:21.300 oh like when

00:47:21.940 you're online

00:47:22.340 you want to do

00:47:22.780 a couple

00:47:23.000 like

00:47:23.240 the old

00:47:26.160 trivial

00:47:26.720 person

00:47:27.140 she's talking

00:47:29.080 about

00:47:29.280 she's talking

00:47:29.840 about

00:47:30.020 no but i'm

00:47:33.380 pretty sure a lot

00:47:34.040 of us

00:47:34.320 uh non-politically

00:47:35.700 correct now

00:47:36.520 like questions

00:47:37.640 and shit

00:47:38.060 if you have

00:47:38.420 the old

00:47:38.800 games

00:47:39.180 oh it's

00:47:39.480 fun

00:47:39.740 i think that's

00:47:42.060 kind of what

00:47:42.440 she's going

00:47:42.940 some of the

00:47:45.540 uh answers

00:47:46.340 would be wrong

00:47:47.120 some of the

00:47:48.320 questions would be

00:47:49.060 fucking offside

00:47:50.000 oh my god

00:47:50.920 totally

00:47:51.320 actually that'd

00:47:52.020 be that'd be

00:47:52.540 fun go back

00:47:53.180 and fact check

00:47:53.900 trivial pursuit

00:47:54.760 right

00:47:55.520 no

00:47:58.620 yeah i just go

00:48:02.380 back find

00:48:03.040 everything in

00:48:03.760 there that was

00:48:04.480 true at that

00:48:05.100 time and now

00:48:06.260 apparently isn't

00:48:07.340 the phone number

00:48:10.820 to the white

00:48:11.280 house and he

00:48:11.820 called it

00:48:12.260 nice

00:48:12.760 really so they

00:48:20.180 actually answer

00:48:20.960 oh we do need

00:48:23.500 the illuminati card

00:48:24.240 game

00:48:24.480 that's true

00:48:25.620 can we find that

00:48:26.280 on amazon

00:48:26.740 i'll buy it if we

00:48:27.860 can find it on

00:48:28.280 amazon

00:48:28.500 let's get it

00:48:30.020 all right i got

00:48:31.080 cards against

00:48:31.700 humanity that's

00:48:32.600 what i got

00:48:33.180 oh i love that

00:48:34.380 we have

00:48:34.740 oh it's gone

00:48:36.440 does anybody have

00:48:37.960 cards against

00:48:38.440 humanity can we

00:48:39.180 bring that tomorrow

00:48:39.760 night

00:48:40.040 oh who's got

00:48:42.000 it who do i

00:48:42.820 know who has

00:48:43.220 that that's

00:48:44.580 that game's

00:48:45.560 gay what are

00:48:46.880 you talking about

00:48:47.220 it's so much

00:48:47.640 fun

00:48:47.800 we're gonna

00:48:48.940 play but we

00:48:49.500 are definitely

00:48:50.000 playing the

00:48:50.500 hitler game

00:48:50.960 we have to

00:48:51.300 play the

00:48:51.520 hitler game

00:48:51.820 i feel like

00:48:53.620 actually actually

00:48:56.220 the only problem

00:48:58.380 with that might

00:48:59.160 be that if

00:49:00.280 people are

00:49:00.740 consuming alcohol

00:49:01.720 and there has

00:49:03.240 to be a yeah

00:49:04.380 that might not

00:49:05.080 be the night

00:49:05.600 actually i don't

00:49:07.360 know we'll have

00:49:07.780 to play it by

00:49:08.220 ear and see

00:49:08.680 oh yeah we

00:49:10.520 could get out of

00:49:11.060 hand i have

00:49:12.120 exploding kittens

00:49:12.880 too and i have

00:49:13.580 the expansion pack

00:49:14.560 and i have your

00:49:16.140 stupid friends

00:49:16.980 what's that one

00:49:17.540 called again

00:49:18.020 what's that one

00:49:19.180 called retarded

00:49:20.280 friends or something

00:49:21.120 i have no idea

00:49:22.780 exploding kittens

00:49:23.640 is fun i have a

00:49:24.820 couple of those

00:49:25.400 ones oh that's

00:49:26.860 like exploding

00:49:27.940 kittens isn't

00:49:28.660 it's fun if you

00:49:29.600 have kids no

00:49:30.980 it's not it's

00:49:31.640 fun when you're

00:49:32.440 drinking and

00:49:32.940 whatever what's

00:49:34.420 what's the other

00:49:35.140 one retarded

00:49:36.380 disturbed friends i

00:49:37.340 have disturbed

00:49:37.820 friends

00:49:38.240 they're fun

00:49:41.580 what was that

00:49:45.360 is there a child

00:49:47.640 is there a child

00:49:48.600 being killed

00:49:49.240 probably outside

00:49:51.280 probably outside

00:49:52.780 there's a bunch

00:49:53.360 of noisy ass

00:49:55.100 kids out there

00:49:55.760 doing stupid

00:49:56.340 shit

00:49:56.700 it's not like

00:49:57.500 all right

00:49:59.500 halloween fucking

00:50:00.580 mat when you

00:50:01.120 step out and

00:50:01.660 go

00:50:01.760 usually the way

00:50:04.020 it works

00:50:04.580 how many

00:50:09.020 noggins are

00:50:10.700 in are there

00:50:12.000 in a pint

00:50:12.520 you have to

00:50:13.640 speak up

00:50:14.080 how many

00:50:15.480 noggins are

00:50:16.220 there in a

00:50:16.940 pint

00:50:17.380 i don't know

00:50:18.620 what a

00:50:18.840 noggin is

00:50:19.400 i i would

00:50:20.340 say i would

00:50:21.400 say there's

00:50:21.980 probably about a

00:50:23.080 third because you

00:50:24.040 got to give her

00:50:24.580 at least three

00:50:25.400 pints before

00:50:26.140 she's probably

00:50:26.720 going to give

00:50:27.140 you noggin

00:50:28.040 apparently it's

00:50:29.920 four

00:50:30.420 i guess that's

00:50:31.600 their

00:50:31.740 oh

00:50:32.200 i wish

00:50:41.420 what country

00:50:45.260 has the highest

00:50:46.200 per capita

00:50:46.900 consumption

00:50:47.580 of cheese

00:50:48.720 that's a good

00:50:57.980 question actually

00:50:58.920 who the fuck

00:51:00.000 eats the most

00:51:00.580 cheese

00:51:01.020 americans

00:51:02.780 no france

00:51:04.080 oh i was

00:51:05.800 just gonna say

00:51:06.540 sweden or

00:51:07.080 france

00:51:07.540 damn it

00:51:10.860 nice

00:51:11.220 france

00:51:11.720 i love that

00:51:12.260 i love that

00:51:15.820 alexa's

00:51:16.360 answering

00:51:16.820 what are the

00:51:21.180 four railways

00:51:22.180 in monopoly

00:51:22.800 reading

00:51:26.540 b and l

00:51:27.860 yeah

00:51:28.920 that's pretty

00:51:37.140 good

00:51:37.360 western

00:51:40.660 pennsylvania

00:51:42.480 yeah

00:51:43.260 reading

00:51:44.560 and

00:51:46.120 short

00:51:47.260 yep

00:51:47.980 short line

00:51:48.820 got it

00:51:50.120 damn

00:51:51.040 i'm impressed

00:51:52.120 i never remember

00:51:52.840 that shit man

00:51:53.660 useless information

00:51:57.360 much

00:51:57.780 yeah

00:51:58.120 yeah i got it

00:51:59.460 though

00:51:59.720 yeah i love that

00:52:01.080 good for you

00:52:01.600 i'm full

00:52:02.060 good for you

00:52:05.560 listen smarty

00:52:06.720 parents

00:52:07.060 do mosquitoes

00:52:10.660 have teeth

00:52:11.720 no

00:52:13.560 yes

00:52:14.100 yes

00:52:14.900 fuck

00:52:15.920 it's bullshit

00:52:17.680 why do we need

00:52:19.100 to know this

00:52:19.660 why not

00:52:20.500 i guess they just

00:52:20.820 don't use them

00:52:21.460 this is great

00:52:22.400 information to know

00:52:23.300 you could look at a kid

00:52:24.980 and be like

00:52:25.440 well we gotta

00:52:26.520 we don't know

00:52:27.940 that could have

00:52:28.480 changed

00:52:29.080 what country

00:52:30.980 is considered

00:52:31.780 the cradle

00:52:32.540 of horse racing

00:52:34.460 england

00:52:37.980 i guess

00:52:39.340 with their

00:52:39.820 yeah that

00:52:41.540 that makes sense

00:52:42.460 yeah

00:52:42.940 shitty kitty

00:52:43.540 shitty

00:52:45.000 shitty kitty

00:52:46.760 i'm gonna keep

00:52:49.220 my smoke away

00:52:49.920 for him

00:52:50.240 fuck he wants

00:52:52.460 to be up here

00:52:53.040 man

00:52:53.280 right

00:52:53.560 the cat's just

00:52:54.860 like whatever

00:52:55.680 the cat just

00:52:58.220 chills like

00:52:58.920 all fucking

00:52:59.600 four legs up

00:53:00.380 in the air

00:53:00.700 while erica's

00:53:01.520 blaring and

00:53:02.300 there's 40

00:53:02.760 people in the

00:53:03.440 house

00:53:03.700 yes

00:53:04.260 okay ready

00:53:10.020 this is gonna

00:53:11.300 be funny

00:53:11.660 what fame

00:53:13.200 fame falls

00:53:14.340 are split

00:53:15.080 in two

00:53:15.740 by goat

00:53:16.580 island

00:53:17.240 niagara falls

00:53:18.740 yep

00:53:19.360 i know that

00:53:20.900 because uh

00:53:22.160 my kids last

00:53:23.120 hockey tournament

00:53:23.900 we went to

00:53:24.740 niagara falls

00:53:25.520 new york

00:53:26.120 for the tournament

00:53:26.820 yeah

00:53:27.460 and we did a

00:53:28.120 tour of goat

00:53:28.980 island

00:53:29.340 see this is why

00:53:30.820 this is why i have

00:53:32.260 the shirt that says

00:53:33.260 make america goat

00:53:34.600 again

00:53:34.860 because we went

00:53:36.980 and the entire

00:53:38.780 time

00:53:39.320 i

00:53:40.820 continuously

00:53:42.340 asked people

00:53:43.400 where are the

00:53:45.020 goats

00:53:45.440 why are there

00:53:48.360 no goats

00:53:49.060 on this island

00:53:50.100 and it even

00:53:50.840 got to the

00:53:51.420 point where

00:53:52.040 we were near

00:53:52.620 the end of

00:53:53.240 the trip

00:53:53.700 and we were

00:53:54.780 just about to

00:53:55.640 go and take

00:53:56.340 this fucking

00:53:56.980 long elevator

00:53:57.860 ride up to

00:53:58.600 the fucking

00:53:58.980 top there

00:53:59.620 and i turned

00:54:00.940 to the lady

00:54:01.540 that worked

00:54:02.020 there and i

00:54:03.200 asked her

00:54:03.800 why are there

00:54:05.360 no goats

00:54:06.180 like this is

00:54:08.560 goat island

00:54:09.160 where are the

00:54:09.760 goats

00:54:10.160 and she

00:54:12.120 she explained

00:54:13.220 that uh

00:54:14.160 you know

00:54:14.600 when they

00:54:15.880 originally came

00:54:16.540 to goat

00:54:16.840 island they

00:54:17.340 tried to

00:54:17.840 have some

00:54:18.260 goats and

00:54:18.700 they all

00:54:19.000 died and

00:54:19.540 shit i was

00:54:20.060 like oh

00:54:20.660 all right

00:54:21.120 but yeah i

00:54:22.520 kept on making

00:54:23.120 like jokes i was

00:54:23.960 like make america

00:54:24.620 goat again and

00:54:25.580 like where's all

00:54:26.280 the goats

00:54:26.960 and where's

00:54:28.260 the goats

00:54:28.620 man yeah

00:54:30.000 fucking goat

00:54:31.800 island man

00:54:32.380 there's zero

00:54:33.220 goats okay

00:54:34.220 they fucking

00:54:34.980 money back

00:54:36.080 not one

00:54:37.980 unbelievable

00:54:41.120 it's bullshit

00:54:42.580 man i want

00:54:43.120 my money back

00:54:43.700 yeah right i

00:54:45.020 was like this

00:54:45.420 is bullshit i

00:54:45.880 thought there

00:54:46.200 was gonna be

00:54:46.580 goats i was

00:54:49.180 excited i'm

00:54:51.040 let down all

00:54:51.740 there was was

00:54:52.300 fucking niagara

00:54:52.980 falls

00:54:53.340 garden shop

00:54:54.660 all right i

00:54:57.660 gotta go make

00:54:58.080 poppers you

00:54:59.140 should do

00:54:59.560 all right

00:54:59.880 you do that

00:55:01.360 where the

00:55:01.680 fuck is

00:55:02.220 she went

00:55:04.240 disappears

00:55:04.920 oh no

00:55:06.200 she'll be

00:55:06.700 back she'll

00:55:07.560 be back

00:55:07.920 gardening and

00:55:08.800 stuff

00:55:09.420 just yeah

00:55:11.180 no it's

00:55:11.820 yeah we need

00:55:14.260 some vision

00:55:14.820 there come

00:55:15.400 on listen

00:55:16.120 it's okay

00:55:16.540 i i wasn't

00:55:17.700 gone i just

00:55:18.400 had to

00:55:19.340 excuse me

00:55:21.420 still a work

00:55:21.940 day sort

00:55:23.180 of

00:55:23.540 kind of

00:55:25.820 well

00:55:26.540 yeah

00:55:28.120 fuck goat

00:55:28.980 island though

00:55:29.540 while we're

00:55:30.120 on it

00:55:30.400 fuck goat

00:55:30.600 island

00:55:30.980 yeah

00:55:31.740 bullshit

00:55:32.400 no goats

00:55:33.380 no fucking

00:55:34.280 goats

00:55:34.780 just a spectacular

00:55:36.260 view of the

00:55:36.940 falls

00:55:37.320 okay

00:55:38.300 that's

00:55:39.080 that's all

00:55:40.300 you get

00:55:40.700 just a great

00:55:41.380 view of the

00:55:41.780 falls like

00:55:42.340 fuck off

00:55:42.800 in my opinion

00:55:44.740 it's a fucking

00:55:48.000 bullshit

00:55:49.240 fucking island

00:55:49.980 is what they

00:55:50.400 should call it

00:55:51.440 yeah right

00:55:52.020 no goat

00:55:53.160 island

00:55:53.620 seagull

00:55:54.200 island

00:55:54.600 i don't

00:55:54.900 know

00:55:55.460 fucking

00:55:55.780 or used

00:55:56.680 to have

00:55:57.100 goat

00:55:57.420 island

00:55:57.900 something

00:56:00.080 yeah

00:56:01.220 that reflects

00:56:01.980 more of the

00:56:02.580 truth

00:56:03.000 you know

00:56:04.660 seattle

00:56:05.200 identifies as

00:56:06.300 was

00:56:06.960 were

00:56:07.400 goat

00:56:07.780 islands

00:56:08.260 yeah right

00:56:09.220 see this

00:56:11.420 is this

00:56:11.840 is why i

00:56:12.500 appreciate

00:56:13.040 wrestling

00:56:13.560 because in

00:56:14.240 a world

00:56:14.660 that doesn't

00:56:15.280 want you to

00:56:15.920 see that it's

00:56:16.480 fake and

00:56:16.900 gay wrestling

00:56:17.500 will admit

00:56:18.040 it they're

00:56:19.080 honest about

00:56:19.740 it

00:56:20.220 and i

00:56:22.220 appreciate the

00:56:23.240 honesty

00:56:23.680 yeah i could

00:56:26.440 never get into

00:56:27.040 wrestling man

00:56:27.880 i don't i'll get

00:56:28.860 you guys into

00:56:29.520 wrestling

00:56:29.900 i love it

00:56:30.680 it's fun

00:56:31.120 i could never get

00:56:32.440 into it even

00:56:33.060 back in the 80s

00:56:34.140 man all my

00:56:35.320 friends were into

00:56:35.980 it they had the

00:56:36.660 they had the

00:56:38.100 freaking jeans in

00:56:39.540 the ring and

00:56:40.100 everything man

00:56:40.880 fucking problem

00:56:42.260 is in the 80s

00:56:43.160 though they had

00:56:43.660 like five moves

00:56:44.500 you know now

00:56:45.900 it's like there's

00:56:47.880 a whole granted

00:56:49.280 some of the moves

00:56:51.020 are stupid

00:56:51.940 don't don't get

00:56:55.000 you there's a

00:56:55.760 couple of finishers

00:56:56.600 that i have no

00:56:57.380 idea how the fuck

00:56:58.200 they got over but

00:56:59.060 they did right

00:57:00.580 like like the

00:57:01.760 people's elbow

00:57:02.460 right the rock

00:57:04.160 doing the people's

00:57:04.940 elbow is the

00:57:05.720 stupidest finisher

00:57:06.620 in wrestling but

00:57:07.760 for some fucking

00:57:08.520 reason nobody

00:57:10.040 cared what got

00:57:12.560 me into it when

00:57:13.860 i was like little

00:57:14.680 little like when

00:57:15.460 i was a kid and

00:57:16.620 fucking was in the

00:57:17.780 80s and and

00:57:20.180 they uh atlantic

00:57:21.660 grand prix wrestling

00:57:22.780 was sweet daddy

00:57:24.480 seedy and there

00:57:25.660 was a killer carl

00:57:26.900 croup which i

00:57:28.180 didn't clue in

00:57:28.860 until like yesterday

00:57:29.700 was like right

00:57:31.340 never even fucking

00:57:32.880 i never included

00:57:33.880 into that till

00:57:34.360 about five years

00:57:35.000 ago i shit you

00:57:35.740 know it's like

00:57:37.240 fucking it's like

00:57:39.280 skim flute never

00:57:40.180 mind least do we

00:57:41.100 would understand

00:57:41.580 anyways yeah

00:57:42.880 yeah yeah yeah

00:57:43.400 fucking great and

00:57:44.700 it's like getting

00:57:45.400 the lyrics wrong to

00:57:46.380 a song i never

00:57:47.940 knew like killer

00:57:49.040 carl croup he was

00:57:50.580 a bad guy but

00:57:51.540 those guys used to

00:57:52.440 fucking uh hide

00:57:53.480 razor blades and

00:57:54.360 shit and they

00:57:55.420 would fucking

00:57:55.820 yeah that's why

00:57:57.300 they have taped

00:57:57.760 wrists

00:57:58.080 foreheads yeah

00:57:59.600 right yeah that's

00:58:01.080 why they're that's

00:58:01.800 why they have tape

00:58:02.520 around the wrists

00:58:03.240 it's because that's

00:58:04.200 where it is

00:58:04.860 yeah they put

00:58:05.720 glass uh razor blades

00:58:07.780 and but they'd all

00:58:09.140 go and have a beer

00:58:09.980 together afterwards

00:58:10.980 like that's

00:58:11.680 fucking show

00:58:12.820 here's the thing though

00:58:14.680 is you also never

00:58:15.680 blade somebody else

00:58:16.880 you always blade

00:58:17.640 yourself right

00:58:18.800 that's one of the

00:58:19.460 rules

00:58:19.780 although there are

00:58:22.580 there have been

00:58:23.440 instances though where

00:58:24.560 that rule is broken

00:58:25.600 like bret hart

00:58:26.480 um there's there's a

00:58:28.440 documentary and he's

00:58:29.940 talking about the

00:58:30.640 match that him and

00:58:31.360 stone cold did at one

00:58:32.400 of the wrestle

00:58:32.800 manias and the

00:58:34.160 thing about that one

00:58:35.020 was is that stone

00:58:36.280 cold had never

00:58:37.060 bladed before so

00:58:39.940 bret was like i

00:58:41.880 he's like i under

00:58:43.480 i could buy fucking

00:58:44.840 shit all the time

00:58:45.760 man no she said

00:58:47.020 she'll be back

00:58:47.560 um all right

00:58:49.380 yeah but yeah uh

00:58:51.480 austin had never

00:58:52.400 bladed himself

00:58:53.180 before so they didn't

00:58:54.240 want to have it as

00:58:55.400 his first time

00:58:56.380 doing it at the

00:58:57.380 wrestlemania stage

00:58:58.560 and bret just

00:58:59.500 basically asked like

00:59:00.480 if you trust me i'll

00:59:01.460 i'll do it for you

00:59:02.480 um and so that's

00:59:05.280 what they did but

00:59:05.980 yeah like technically

00:59:06.900 they do say that

00:59:08.000 you're not supposed

00:59:08.780 to allow anybody

00:59:09.760 else to blade you

00:59:10.680 because like there

00:59:12.440 is kind of a a

00:59:13.980 science to it

00:59:14.840 right because you

00:59:15.780 can't you don't

00:59:16.660 want to lose an eye

00:59:17.380 you gotta fucking

00:59:18.920 you gotta like

00:59:19.880 just lightly do a

00:59:21.740 fucking yeah like

00:59:23.200 you just gotta

00:59:23.680 lightly cut it and

00:59:25.260 then the first

00:59:26.520 smack is gonna

00:59:27.620 start bleeding

00:59:28.400 right um and

00:59:30.560 that's how they do

00:59:31.200 it yeah but

00:59:32.740 yeah i don't

00:59:33.380 dude i've been

00:59:34.800 fucking cut open

00:59:35.660 i don't know how

00:59:36.100 many fucking times

00:59:36.760 right like more

00:59:38.720 times than i can

00:59:39.380 count i've been i've

00:59:40.240 been bleeding from

00:59:40.920 different spots up

00:59:42.060 here my eyes my

00:59:43.640 eyebrow the eyebrow

00:59:44.880 actually take a

00:59:45.860 fucking beating

00:59:46.380 because when you

00:59:46.920 see it when you

00:59:47.820 see a punch put

00:59:48.540 your head down

00:59:49.160 but you'll always

00:59:50.240 take right here

00:59:51.160 in the eye and

00:59:51.860 around here the

00:59:52.760 ridge the ridge

00:59:53.840 takes a lot of

00:59:54.660 fucking right

00:59:55.460 force right yeah

00:59:56.760 there's actually uh

00:59:58.420 in that dark side

00:59:59.560 of the ring

00:59:59.940 documentary like

01:00:00.980 that series that

01:00:01.840 they do there is

01:00:03.060 one episode on

01:00:04.480 abdullah the

01:00:05.240 butcher and how

01:00:07.700 there is a time

01:00:09.120 where he bladed

01:00:10.600 some other kid with

01:00:11.840 his own blade and

01:00:13.760 that kid ended up

01:00:14.920 getting hep C so

01:00:16.460 that's why you're

01:00:16.980 supposed to

01:00:17.320 blade yourself

01:00:17.820 that would suck

01:00:19.260 man yeah yeah

01:00:24.260 it's uh it it

01:00:25.780 ain't good a lot

01:00:28.600 of people order

01:00:29.560 from uber jeeps

01:00:30.540 i'll never fucking

01:00:31.440 get it gross oh

01:00:33.740 they love their

01:00:34.320 fucking uh uh

01:00:36.740 never mind their

01:00:38.620 indian food so

01:00:39.540 they order the

01:00:40.280 indian food they

01:00:41.120 get good i'm too

01:00:44.060 cheap anyway like

01:00:45.240 i'm not about to

01:00:46.320 pay the

01:00:47.240 deal with my

01:00:47.780 mind is the

01:00:48.400 girl i know

01:00:49.460 her man she's

01:00:50.320 my neighbor i

01:00:51.020 fucking love

01:00:51.660 them but they

01:00:52.860 order fucking

01:00:53.640 jeet food all

01:00:54.540 time and it's

01:00:55.440 ordered and

01:00:56.000 delivered by and

01:00:56.840 made by fucking

01:00:57.780 jeet i know but

01:01:00.480 i know i know she

01:01:01.580 can cook she's a

01:01:02.680 amazing fucking

01:01:03.620 cook she can cook

01:01:05.420 fucking better than

01:01:06.820 what they do like

01:01:08.940 fuck that i know

01:01:10.020 it's a weekend you

01:01:11.040 worked your ass off

01:01:11.880 all week but holy

01:01:12.740 fuck man what

01:01:13.940 i'm gonna warn

01:01:14.320 them costco turkeys

01:01:15.860 are halal yeah i

01:01:17.460 said that

01:01:18.000 i didn't know

01:01:20.520 that till the

01:01:21.040 other day i

01:01:21.840 don't go to

01:01:22.200 hotco

01:01:22.580 if i order

01:01:25.000 anything that's

01:01:25.660 delivered they

01:01:26.260 have their own

01:01:26.820 delivery yeah

01:01:28.020 because like i i

01:01:29.020 got this one place

01:01:30.160 that i always order

01:01:30.900 my pizza from

01:01:31.780 i don't have a pizza

01:01:34.380 place i haven't

01:01:35.700 found one i do i

01:01:37.160 definitely do i got

01:01:38.460 a fish and chip and

01:01:39.240 i got a beef steak

01:01:40.980 sandwich place so i

01:01:43.340 got i got a place

01:01:44.060 it's hard to find a

01:01:47.240 good place to go man

01:01:48.300 that has no it is

01:01:49.420 it is definitely tough

01:01:53.040 yes i got a place

01:01:55.460 they're wicked what

01:01:56.760 platforms are you on

01:01:57.840 you're on rumble

01:01:58.920 just rumble just

01:02:00.440 rumble just rumble

01:02:01.940 we were gonna go to

01:02:03.460 my youtube channel as

01:02:04.400 well but easier to

01:02:06.780 just keep it on rumble

01:02:07.580 yeah i don't know

01:02:09.540 i don't fucking see

01:02:11.100 that even yeah

01:02:11.720 watching

01:02:12.060 it's a good question

01:02:15.720 let me check

01:02:16.680 so that's 22

01:02:19.280 all right

01:02:20.180 22

01:02:21.520 yeah that's not bad

01:02:23.900 for an impromptu

01:02:24.680 yeah no fucking

01:02:27.280 warning

01:02:27.640 just let's go

01:02:29.100 hey y'all

01:02:29.740 all right

01:02:31.700 whatever though

01:02:32.720 it's been uh

01:02:34.660 it was an interesting

01:02:35.920 day so it was one up

01:02:36.940 let's fucking do it

01:02:37.880 do you think we're in

01:02:39.820 an echo chamber

01:02:40.580 is this an echo chamber

01:02:42.000 probably

01:02:42.820 the fucking war room

01:02:49.040 michelle says

01:02:49.720 yeah right

01:02:50.380 the war room

01:02:51.040 let's go

01:02:52.120 that's funny

01:02:53.940 okay i think i'm gonna

01:02:56.160 crack the pickles i feel

01:02:57.220 like i want a pickle

01:02:57.940 no

01:02:58.540 or the beans

01:02:59.500 i want a bean

01:03:00.400 spicy beans are good

01:03:01.580 yeah

01:03:01.840 they're not too spicy

01:03:03.500 i'm gonna shake it

01:03:04.900 first

01:03:05.260 no why

01:03:06.800 oh yeah

01:03:07.640 like a polaroid picture

01:03:10.540 what

01:03:12.100 shake it like a polaroid

01:03:14.740 picture

01:03:15.240 no

01:03:15.980 these are michelle's beans

01:03:18.260 oh i hope i can open it

01:03:21.340 oh i hope

01:03:22.620 that's my fucking job

01:03:25.680 i'm the guy that has to

01:03:27.960 burn his fingers on

01:03:29.000 tighten the goddamn

01:03:30.000 fucking lids

01:03:30.740 you'll always burn your

01:03:32.420 hand

01:03:32.640 it doesn't matter

01:03:33.360 like you'll always burn

01:03:34.600 your hand

01:03:35.020 no way you can't burn

01:03:38.360 your hand

01:03:38.960 oh that's not so good

01:03:40.760 i'm in

01:03:44.060 oh

01:03:45.660 oh i should have got

01:03:48.720 vodka

01:03:49.100 oh

01:03:49.900 yeah

01:03:50.460 i have a

01:03:51.420 caesar

01:03:51.900 caesar

01:03:53.040 put that

01:03:53.520 oh

01:03:55.080 that was hilarious

01:03:58.000 don't say that

01:03:59.140 caesar

01:04:00.640 don't do it

01:04:05.840 jesus

01:04:06.880 jesus

01:04:08.000 that's funny

01:04:10.940 mmm

01:04:11.780 mmm

01:04:12.580 no i'm a chow

01:04:15.000 chow

01:04:16.120 oh

01:04:17.120 she likes them

01:04:18.900 allegedly they're good

01:04:20.600 wonderful

01:04:22.120 so good

01:04:23.640 excellent thank you

01:04:26.120 oh my bum

01:04:28.660 there you go

01:04:29.180 if you want spicy beans

01:04:30.220 fuck's sake

01:04:31.340 spicy beans

01:04:32.580 i want to go grab one now

01:04:34.420 fuck's sake

01:04:35.100 man

01:04:35.840 oh my god

01:04:36.180 it was so good

01:04:36.760 no they're in the fridge

01:04:40.040 i can go get one

01:04:41.000 if i want

01:04:41.580 it's over in the fridge

01:04:43.220 that means i have to get up

01:04:44.140 and go get one

01:04:44.680 if i want to

01:04:45.780 mmm

01:04:46.280 mmm

01:04:46.940 mmm

01:04:47.440 mmm

01:04:47.720 mmm

01:04:48.060 mmm

01:04:48.140 mmm

01:04:49.980 mmm

01:04:50.060 mmm

01:04:50.080 mmm

01:04:50.100 mmm

01:04:50.180 mmm

01:04:50.680 mmm

01:04:51.280 mmm

01:04:51.780 those are gonna be

01:04:52.500 really good with vodka

01:04:53.300 and they also be good

01:04:55.800 with the caesar

01:04:56.340 bleh

01:04:57.720 don't do it

01:05:00.240 i mean that's

01:05:01.540 yeah

01:05:02.100 that might be true

01:05:03.400 leave it against the caesar

01:05:06.240 anyway

01:05:06.780 stop it

01:05:13.240 i'm trying to eat

01:05:14.560 i don't

01:05:16.500 i don't think there's a single stream

01:05:18.600 where

01:05:19.020 sarah hasn't

01:05:20.460 gagged

01:05:21.140 well then stop eating assholes

01:05:24.060 what the fuck you do

01:05:25.620 what no

01:05:26.300 no

01:05:27.080 no

01:05:27.960 let's get into the assholes

01:05:30.120 it's not

01:05:31.140 it's not an option

01:05:32.180 dicks, fussies, and assholes

01:05:33.480 see this is where we should have

01:05:34.540 the team america thing

01:05:35.600 speaking of assholes

01:05:39.060 that is gonna hurt

01:05:39.860 if i keep eating those

01:05:40.840 but

01:05:41.760 i feel like i should try these now

01:05:43.760 nap time

01:05:47.220 we just have to try all of them

01:05:49.180 i just have to take a

01:05:50.000 i just want to sample of all of them

01:05:51.740 i have a whole stream of sarah

01:05:53.440 just taking spicy shit

01:05:55.000 so that she can complain to me

01:05:56.540 later on

01:05:57.200 about how her asshole is pissed off

01:05:58.880 yeah but i'm gonna see everybody

01:06:01.960 tomorrow

01:06:02.540 for food

01:06:03.660 except inside emotion

01:06:07.420 they cannot be undone

01:06:08.360 these smell spicy

01:06:11.700 she'll just

01:06:12.700 she'll just have incense burning

01:06:14.360 in the bathroom

01:06:15.040 when we get

01:06:15.500 yeah

01:06:16.580 yeah right

01:06:17.000 i'm just gonna be like

01:06:20.640 singing vanilla ice songs

01:06:21.760 in there

01:06:22.200 oh

01:06:23.320 oh

01:06:27.320 i was talking to a guy

01:06:29.540 the other night

01:06:30.080 on his live stream

01:06:31.220 and he was all big

01:06:32.140 he had a poster of vanilla ice

01:06:34.160 dressed in this like

01:06:35.220 crazy like

01:06:36.540 outrageous

01:06:37.220 like power rangers

01:06:38.700 power ranger style

01:06:40.140 um

01:06:40.760 american outfit

01:06:42.740 like stars and stripes

01:06:43.880 and shit

01:06:44.360 he's all proud of this poster

01:06:46.900 man

01:06:47.120 he's like

01:06:47.380 yeah

01:06:47.980 this poster's awesome

01:06:49.180 like

01:06:49.440 like he was

01:06:50.860 no but he was

01:06:51.600 he was serious man

01:06:52.840 he's like

01:06:53.500 he's hardcore

01:06:54.140 fucking vanilla ice fan

01:06:55.660 like i didn't want to make

01:06:57.280 fun of him

01:06:57.740 because

01:06:57.960 he used to make fun of

01:07:00.080 vanilla ice fans

01:07:00.900 back in the day

01:07:01.740 i mean why make fun of him

01:07:03.100 at this point

01:07:03.560 if he's an adult

01:07:04.220 and still likes vanilla ice

01:07:05.560 i feel like

01:07:06.340 that day has come and gone

01:07:07.420 chris

01:07:07.880 yeah

01:07:08.400 yeah

01:07:09.280 i don't

01:07:11.580 i never had the heart

01:07:12.920 fucking make fun of the guy

01:07:14.060 but

01:07:14.260 he was actually being serious

01:07:15.980 like yeah

01:07:16.420 he had a poster

01:07:17.100 good for him

01:07:18.460 bless his heart

01:07:19.080 whoa

01:07:19.860 yeah

01:07:21.100 yeah i would see

01:07:22.400 he would do that

01:07:22.840 no

01:07:23.160 no

01:07:23.540 no but it's like

01:07:25.620 and revan's right

01:07:26.920 doesn't a proper caesar

01:07:27.840 have spicy beans anyway

01:07:29.140 stop it

01:07:30.500 i just wanted to hear a gag

01:07:32.360 one more time

01:07:33.020 thanks revan

01:07:33.620 revan

01:07:35.120 good times

01:07:38.400 greasy egg ashtray sandwich

01:07:40.460 yeah right

01:07:41.840 whatever

01:07:43.400 that's what it is

01:07:44.480 cigarette butts and beer

01:07:45.960 hmm

01:07:46.620 yeah that's

01:07:48.200 good combo

01:07:48.940 fuck

01:07:49.500 no it triggers memories

01:07:51.960 right

01:07:52.340 it's really

01:07:52.720 you think of that

01:07:54.820 like

01:07:55.460 yeah

01:07:56.220 triggers memories

01:07:57.280 of fucking having to

01:07:58.280 look around real quick

01:07:59.260 make sure nobody saw that

01:08:00.560 drinking

01:08:03.240 drinking or eating

01:08:04.120 somebody else's

01:08:04.880 hawk too

01:08:05.420 on your food

01:08:06.160 right

01:08:06.500 oh fuck

01:08:10.440 here she comes

01:08:10.960 well go ahead

01:08:13.880 carry on

01:08:14.620 i'm seeding everything

01:08:15.640 and i'm putting all the seeds

01:08:16.720 just typing my fingers

01:08:17.820 and a knife in it

01:08:18.500 i'm thinking if you want

01:08:19.220 to splash with this

01:08:20.000 jalapeno seed water

01:08:20.980 and someone's eye

01:08:21.680 it would probably hurt

01:08:22.520 oh yeah

01:08:23.760 put it in a spray bottle

01:08:25.640 yeah

01:08:26.720 put it in a spray bottle

01:08:28.580 yes

01:08:28.920 fuck you

01:08:30.300 imagine

01:08:32.140 it'll fuck you spray

01:08:34.940 let's go

01:08:35.860 we got

01:08:37.800 we got technology

01:08:39.160 i'll get a super soaker

01:08:40.540 mother fucker

01:08:41.240 oh hey now

01:08:42.860 what's that

01:08:44.640 i need to go with it

01:08:45.600 i don't know if friends

01:08:47.000 make my clan

01:08:47.900 do

01:08:48.100 that's amazing

01:08:52.720 yeah that's why this is the war room

01:08:56.260 we refine ideas

01:08:57.780 that's what happens

01:08:59.400 ghost pepper sauce

01:09:01.220 this is the war room

01:09:02.520 bathtub

01:09:03.680 yeah

01:09:04.380 what is it

01:09:05.220 gun bomb knife

01:09:06.100 and uh bathtub

01:09:07.060 fucking tear gas

01:09:08.400 yeah let's go

01:09:11.860 knife

01:09:12.660 gun bomb knife

01:09:14.620 so much rope

01:09:19.180 that was a good time

01:09:20.120 how do we uh

01:09:26.460 i don't know

01:09:27.680 why is there

01:09:28.800 there's a dirt fly

01:09:30.100 i want to know

01:09:30.760 where it came from

01:09:31.620 probably

01:09:33.160 i drank some

01:09:34.000 of my little

01:09:34.540 fuckers man

01:09:35.200 they get rid of my

01:09:35.880 goddamn beer

01:09:36.620 yeah

01:09:37.300 pricks

01:09:37.840 oh yeah

01:09:38.540 i have my kleenex here

01:09:44.120 that i

01:09:44.480 stick on top of my

01:09:46.260 beer to keep

01:09:46.840 goddamn fruit flies

01:09:47.900 it doesn't

01:09:51.120 i don't know

01:09:51.720 it's protein

01:09:54.220 yeah they're bad

01:09:54.780 yeah i guess

01:09:56.500 one or another

01:09:58.520 what's uh

01:10:01.540 what's scotian lady

01:10:02.860 saying

01:10:03.500 what's what she

01:10:04.180 sending over here

01:10:04.920 holy crap

01:10:05.540 can you pull that one up

01:10:06.680 johnny

01:10:07.040 yeah

01:10:07.640 it's a meme

01:10:10.080 i'm kind of worried

01:10:11.520 oh boy

01:10:14.660 oh boy

01:10:16.340 is it good

01:10:17.140 yeah

01:10:18.840 oh yeah

01:10:19.980 yeah it's a goodie

01:10:22.400 i'll send it to you

01:10:24.760 why are you sending

01:10:26.160 it to me

01:10:26.780 i don't know

01:10:29.160 send it to me man

01:10:30.340 send it to grass

01:10:34.480 no

01:10:35.040 send it to me

01:10:35.840 i don't want it

01:10:36.760 oh it's coming

01:10:37.800 it's a meme of him

01:10:38.780 it's coming

01:10:41.160 oh

01:10:44.140 hey

01:10:45.140 there you go

01:10:46.180 i'm scared

01:10:47.160 yeah well you should be

01:10:49.220 really

01:10:49.620 oh no

01:10:50.560 yeah bravo

01:10:51.960 scotian lady

01:10:53.060 um

01:10:53.840 bravo

01:10:56.560 i'll just

01:10:58.400 uh

01:10:59.560 yeah

01:11:02.560 i'll just

01:11:03.100 yeah

01:11:03.600 oh lord

01:11:05.460 okay

01:11:06.640 oh lord

01:11:07.660 that is amazing

01:11:08.680 i didn't see it

01:11:10.720 um

01:11:11.560 no

01:11:12.260 okay

01:11:13.260 it's in your facebook

01:11:15.460 now there chris

01:11:16.460 but

01:11:16.740 there you go

01:11:17.280 check your facebook

01:11:17.960 okay

01:11:18.480 i don't want to now

01:11:20.680 no you probably

01:11:22.200 don't

01:11:22.940 um

01:11:23.600 but you'll see it

01:11:24.680 eventually

01:11:25.080 well done

01:11:26.740 well done

01:11:27.240 scotian lady

01:11:28.020 well done

01:11:29.280 well if it's from

01:11:31.140 scotian lady

01:11:31.880 then it can't be that

01:11:32.860 is anybody

01:11:34.000 damn it

01:11:34.640 is he

01:11:35.500 i gotta

01:11:38.080 shush

01:11:40.460 that's funny

01:11:43.580 damn it's funny

01:11:45.680 can't be that

01:11:46.880 bad

01:11:47.200 can't be that bad

01:11:47.220 he says

01:11:47.780 well the

01:11:51.920 scotian lady

01:11:52.620 no

01:11:53.020 she's

01:11:54.120 yeah

01:11:54.500 no

01:11:54.980 come on

01:11:55.940 yeah

01:11:56.940 no

01:11:57.360 i know

01:11:59.860 that was a good

01:12:00.860 one

01:12:01.160 that was a good

01:12:03.540 one

01:12:03.780 let me tell you

01:12:04.620 i got a word

01:12:06.900 called two seconds

01:12:07.800 we're right back

01:12:08.280 i don't see it

01:12:09.020 i don't know

01:12:09.580 about it

01:12:10.120 and that's it

01:12:11.940 i haven't seen it

01:12:14.040 i don't know about it

01:12:15.020 ignorance is bliss

01:12:15.940 it's like

01:12:16.520 yeah

01:12:16.840 it really is

01:12:18.440 oh no

01:12:21.900 there's not that

01:12:22.740 i do a lot of that

01:12:24.360 fuck man

01:12:27.540 i don't want to look

01:12:29.620 man

01:12:30.020 it's funny

01:12:38.580 what's going on

01:12:40.380 just play it

01:12:42.840 fucks face

01:12:44.060 just show it

01:12:45.140 show it

01:12:46.420 show it

01:12:47.340 i don't know

01:12:48.840 scotian lady

01:12:49.640 made a meeting

01:12:50.880 or something

01:12:51.580 are you supposed

01:12:52.460 to be doing

01:12:52.840 something

01:12:53.100 i'm probably

01:12:53.800 in trouble

01:12:54.460 you're not

01:12:57.140 in trouble

01:12:57.860 i'm always

01:12:59.260 in trouble

01:12:59.700 for something

01:13:00.220 why would you

01:13:01.560 be in trouble

01:13:02.000 for something

01:13:02.720 usually am

01:13:05.140 because i'm

01:13:06.040 you know

01:13:06.380 an arsehole

01:13:07.100 right

01:13:07.480 johnny doesn't

01:13:08.220 have his plaid shirt

01:13:09.000 on so he's not

01:13:10.220 part of the club

01:13:10.880 right now

01:13:11.860 did you not get

01:13:13.560 the memo

01:13:14.020 johnny there was

01:13:14.880 a memo we sent

01:13:15.680 out and it said

01:13:16.480 if you wanted

01:13:17.740 to be cool

01:13:18.260 that you had

01:13:18.700 to wear one

01:13:19.180 of the

01:13:19.540 dress code

01:13:20.520 yes you're

01:13:21.920 not in the

01:13:22.400 cool club

01:13:23.140 it doesn't have

01:13:23.720 to be

01:13:24.060 whatever

01:13:27.640 i hope

01:13:31.920 it's good

01:13:32.360 what are you

01:13:34.700 doing

01:13:35.220 are you

01:13:35.680 ordering

01:13:36.060 something

01:13:36.600 no apparently

01:13:37.780 my facebook

01:13:38.360 has been

01:13:38.940 suspended

01:13:39.500 no she

01:13:42.280 did not

01:13:43.280 what

01:13:44.560 yeah

01:13:45.000 and

01:13:45.700 it is

01:13:46.360 asking to

01:13:46.960 record a

01:13:47.520 video of

01:13:48.020 myself

01:13:48.560 what

01:13:50.220 they don't

01:13:52.220 like you

01:13:52.860 because you

01:13:53.320 fucking

01:13:53.780 do all kinds

01:13:54.660 of crazy

01:13:55.080 shit

01:13:55.420 no she

01:13:56.200 didn't

01:13:56.900 oh my

01:13:58.300 that's

01:13:58.480 hilarious

01:13:59.120 so i have

01:14:01.680 to i have

01:14:02.120 to record a

01:14:02.920 video selfie

01:14:03.740 in order to

01:14:04.640 appeal this

01:14:05.300 suspension

01:14:06.060 oh no

01:14:07.580 i love when

01:14:09.400 people fuck

01:14:10.020 with people

01:14:10.480 it's super

01:14:11.140 fun

01:14:11.520 so bring

01:14:12.660 down the

01:14:13.040 hammer go

01:14:13.540 ahead

01:14:13.880 all right

01:14:15.200 whatever

01:14:15.760 i'm curious

01:14:17.060 like what

01:14:17.460 exactly is

01:14:18.300 it

01:14:18.500 oh yeah

01:14:20.440 they fucked

01:14:20.900 you right

01:14:21.240 up

01:14:21.900 that's

01:14:22.540 amazing

01:14:23.080 good for

01:14:23.800 you

01:14:24.060 your messages

01:14:25.420 are gone

01:14:26.060 yeah all

01:14:27.200 your previous

01:14:27.800 shit is

01:14:28.520 gone

01:14:28.880 holy fuck

01:14:30.860 oh is it

01:14:32.100 oh it's

01:14:32.540 because i

01:14:33.040 fucking shared

01:14:33.700 that meme

01:14:34.320 wow

01:14:35.600 and they just

01:14:36.760 totally just

01:14:37.440 fucked you

01:14:38.040 i can't even

01:14:39.640 read your

01:14:40.040 previous message

01:14:40.780 because it

01:14:41.360 has a

01:14:41.920 wow

01:14:43.780 stop

01:14:44.860 wow

01:14:46.340 they just

01:14:47.000 totally

01:14:47.360 it was that

01:14:49.480 fast

01:14:49.940 yeah

01:14:50.980 yeah

01:14:51.340 well johnny

01:14:52.380 sent me

01:14:52.820 stuff on

01:14:53.500 face crack

01:14:54.380 before that

01:14:55.180 it's all

01:14:56.400 no way

01:14:57.760 i haven't

01:14:58.920 been on

01:14:59.220 facebook

01:14:59.500 like 15

01:15:01.520 years probably

01:15:02.460 like i don't

01:15:02.960 even remember

01:15:03.820 wow man

01:15:05.620 that's no

01:15:06.180 way

01:15:06.720 they just

01:15:07.340 fucking erased

01:15:08.020 all his

01:15:08.660 messages that

01:15:09.360 he sent to

01:15:09.900 me

01:15:10.240 are gone

01:15:12.280 most of

01:15:14.920 them

01:15:15.120 yeah

01:15:15.700 i should

01:15:18.660 have went

01:15:18.920 to it

01:15:19.160 right away

01:15:19.640 and checked

01:15:20.020 it out

01:15:20.360 but oh

01:15:21.020 my god

01:15:21.960 that is

01:15:22.400 so funny

01:15:23.340 so why

01:15:25.600 does it

01:15:25.900 want a

01:15:26.240 video i

01:15:26.700 don't get

01:15:27.040 it because

01:15:27.320 it wants

01:15:27.580 to see

01:15:27.780 your face

01:15:28.220 now so

01:15:28.700 that like

01:15:29.340 massad can

01:15:30.540 come and

01:15:30.820 get you

01:15:31.300 yeah right

01:15:32.740 what's really

01:15:44.720 stupid about

01:15:45.540 that though

01:15:46.080 is that

01:15:46.440 was shared

01:15:47.000 in a private

01:15:48.600 message

01:15:49.300 right a

01:15:51.500 private

01:15:51.880 message

01:15:52.660 yeah it

01:15:53.420 wasn't even

01:15:53.920 like a

01:15:54.240 quote

01:15:54.460 wow

01:15:56.440 yeah

01:15:57.580 that was

01:15:58.380 insane

01:15:59.100 i feel like

01:16:00.300 there's a lot

01:16:00.800 happening for

01:16:01.460 you right

01:16:01.820 now

01:16:02.120 you guys

01:16:04.000 know we're

01:16:04.420 all on a

01:16:04.760 fucking list

01:16:05.400 right

01:16:05.640 oh

01:16:06.160 you know

01:16:08.180 what

01:16:09.160 you mean

01:16:09.700 on a

01:16:09.960 grocery list

01:16:11.020 yes

01:16:12.160 exactly

01:16:12.800 that's what

01:16:13.340 it is

01:16:13.720 it's the

01:16:14.580 fucking

01:16:14.820 14-0's

01:16:15.520 list

01:16:15.820 like no

01:16:16.600 you know

01:16:20.600 where you're

01:16:20.900 on with

01:16:21.400 johnny

01:16:22.800 you know

01:16:24.800 like

01:16:25.100 fuck

01:16:25.760 it's because

01:16:27.840 thesis

01:16:28.280 didn't come

01:16:29.280 to see you

01:16:29.880 don't get

01:16:30.600 all butthurt

01:16:31.240 because

01:16:31.560 while

01:16:32.320 he's

01:16:32.820 here

01:16:33.120 like

01:16:33.660 i know

01:16:34.800 but

01:16:34.960 that's

01:16:35.240 amazing

01:16:35.980 don't have

01:16:36.700 to come

01:16:37.060 see you

01:16:37.460 they already

01:16:37.820 know

01:16:38.080 everything

01:16:38.420 about you

01:16:39.040 because

01:16:39.320 i mean

01:16:40.260 to watch

01:16:41.440 your shit

01:16:41.840 right like

01:16:42.380 it doesn't

01:16:43.000 really matter

01:16:43.640 because i

01:16:44.020 have like

01:16:44.520 two other

01:16:44.960 accounts

01:16:45.540 but

01:16:45.940 i know

01:16:48.340 i know

01:16:48.360 but they

01:16:48.640 have

01:16:48.880 diversity

01:16:49.720 hires

01:16:50.100 to watch

01:16:50.600 everything

01:16:50.980 we do

01:16:51.520 and it's

01:16:52.040 uh

01:16:52.360 it's

01:16:53.160 that was

01:16:53.900 pretty insane

01:16:54.820 how instantaneous

01:16:56.040 that was

01:16:57.560 we're paying

01:16:58.640 for diversity

01:16:59.520 hires to

01:17:00.140 fucking

01:17:00.440 bravo

01:17:01.160 sir

01:17:01.540 yeah

01:17:02.680 good for

01:17:03.580 you

01:17:03.940 you were

01:17:04.900 like

01:17:05.120 you're not

01:17:05.780 even on

01:17:06.340 like a

01:17:06.900 text message

01:17:08.320 like hey

01:17:09.100 janet

01:17:09.520 he just

01:17:10.000 sent

01:17:10.260 this

01:17:10.660 you're not

01:17:11.300 even on

01:17:11.720 like a

01:17:12.180 phone call

01:17:13.280 or whatever

01:17:15.080 it is

01:17:15.680 and i can

01:17:16.280 tell that

01:17:16.920 it was

01:17:17.560 that meme

01:17:18.240 it was

01:17:18.860 definitely

01:17:19.300 that meme

01:17:20.040 i would love

01:17:21.600 to

01:17:21.720 when i go

01:17:22.780 back to

01:17:23.240 chris's

01:17:23.640 messages

01:17:24.100 right like

01:17:24.820 i can see

01:17:25.440 our previous

01:17:26.020 message history

01:17:27.040 but that

01:17:27.600 meme is now

01:17:28.240 gone

01:17:28.580 no longer

01:17:30.020 there

01:17:30.360 i gotta see

01:17:31.520 it now

01:17:31.900 so that

01:17:32.340 meme just

01:17:33.060 got my

01:17:33.500 entire

01:17:33.920 account

01:17:34.420 fucking

01:17:34.900 put to

01:17:36.080 death

01:17:36.400 damn it

01:17:38.260 that's how

01:17:38.820 spicy that

01:17:39.660 meme was

01:17:40.280 ceases

01:17:40.900 likes me

01:17:41.380 more than

01:17:41.720 you

01:17:41.960 so there

01:17:42.740 you go

01:17:43.120 wow

01:17:45.380 that is

01:17:46.300 unbelievable

01:17:47.380 there you

01:17:49.040 go

01:17:49.180 unbelievable

01:17:49.920 i'm a fan

01:17:52.380 good job

01:17:58.600 oh yay

01:17:59.340 i win

01:18:00.060 i win

01:18:01.140 did you get

01:18:01.920 back

01:18:02.140 you're back

01:18:03.820 on facebook

01:18:04.380 your account

01:18:04.980 is no longer

01:18:05.720 suspended

01:18:06.320 oh no

01:18:07.840 well

01:18:09.780 you better

01:18:10.620 lock your

01:18:11.080 door

01:18:11.300 or don't

01:18:12.140 unlock it

01:18:13.140 lock your

01:18:13.960 door

01:18:14.220 that is

01:18:14.660 amazing

01:18:15.020 you don't have to pay for a replacement

01:18:16.060 spicy

01:18:18.140 that is amazing

01:18:19.980 wow

01:18:22.220 that was

01:18:23.460 that was

01:18:24.160 that was hilarious

01:18:26.400 i'm glad that happened all live too

01:18:28.740 because that was fucking super weird

01:18:30.420 yeah

01:18:31.900 super weird

01:18:32.720 let me go back

01:18:33.900 i got all those like we restored your shit we restored your shit

01:18:38.780 actually it's really funny because the other day uh in some fucking group somewhere

01:18:44.220 i posted one of the gtv flyers

01:18:46.280 right and saying that every aspect of covid was you know i i used that one somebody reported it

01:18:53.600 they came back saying that it was you know hate symbols and this and this and that and i were i fucking argued it and checked the i'm spreading a

01:19:02.700 awareness

01:19:03.100 restored i win and here we go i win again well good for you but i can't i still it still says

01:19:11.940 message unavailable for me yeah well i'm not gonna send it to you again either

01:19:15.540 no fuck you then up yours

01:19:17.820 i'll show it to you

01:19:18.780 oh yeah

01:19:19.020 that has never that has never happened to me before where it's like you send a meme and

01:19:28.620 immediately your entire account is just and it's not even a ban it's suspended

01:19:33.420 that's yeah that was fucking because i because they not only fucking took down the message that you sent me

01:19:40.320 this it took down like fucking five or six years before

01:19:49.560 yeah it should all be restored now

01:19:52.720 except for that one that you sent me i can't get yeah that's it

01:19:57.120 right that was insane it's fucking weird how they do that shit man these guys are

01:20:00.560 fucking so what's going on why can i not okay so it says i'm back on facebook and shit's restored

01:20:05.760 but i can't message anybody

01:20:08.280 all right send me that again but isn't isn't facebook just kind of that's why that's why

01:20:16.460 i am officially banned from messenger for three days

01:20:20.760 why is it three days public school i am not allowed to use messenger yeah i'm grounded everybody

01:20:30.420 they haven't done they haven't done bans on messenger in a long time like because i remember

01:20:35.900 in the original days of the facebook jail facebook jail meant like you couldn't use your messenger you

01:20:41.240 couldn't use anything and it was ridiculous because you'd be sitting there and people would send messages

01:20:45.900 to you and you'd see the messages and it would fucking say that you read the messages

01:20:49.480 but you could not respond to the message

01:20:52.060 right i eventually found out that you could like when they introduced the idea that you can react

01:20:59.460 to each message that part you could still do so sometimes i would just react

01:21:04.060 to people's messages when they would send it to me um but yeah then like during like during lockdowns

01:21:10.440 and shit it switched and it was like you could still use messenger but you just couldn't use facebook

01:21:15.220 the weirdest ban i ever had i was able to share a post right like i couldn't write my own post

01:21:27.160 unless i shared somebody else's post so i was like randomly just sharing other people's posts just to

01:21:34.540 say something completely different just so that i can make a post oh it was good times like if you

01:21:42.920 changed your profile picture i would have shared that and then just said something about whatever

01:21:47.440 the fuck it was i wanted to say

01:21:48.880 but yeah but yeah so apparently i'm not allowed to i'm not allowed to talk on messenger for three days now

01:21:57.780 yeah there we go

01:22:00.720 well i could i could send you a freaking link or something

01:22:04.120 i think i know how to do it

01:22:06.380 yeah you can still send me shit

01:22:08.760 i'm gonna send you

01:22:09.860 i'm just not allowed to send you anything

01:22:12.760 apparently not

01:22:14.340 fuck

01:22:15.100 except for that shit

01:22:16.080 i'm not allowed to

01:22:16.560 i'm grounded

01:22:17.900 that's amazing

01:22:20.760 yay facebook

01:22:22.220 yeah right

01:22:23.960 that's amazing

01:22:26.020 at least my account's not suspended anymore but

01:22:28.400 kind of fucking stupid

01:22:31.380 anyway

01:22:31.980 well whatever

01:22:33.400 sucks to be you i guess

01:22:36.260 yeah and it was it says your message goes against the facebook rules so you can

01:22:41.220 so only you can see it

01:22:43.280 yeah we've added restrictions to your account see why

01:22:46.100 yeah i get it

01:22:47.100 whatever that's that's probably not a bad thing though

01:22:50.340 i mean yeah it sucks that messenger

01:22:52.520 but and i'm sure that i'm not allowed to post either

01:22:55.680 but i wasn't even commenting revin it was literally in the inbox

01:23:00.780 in the fucking private messaging

01:23:02.620 i sent that meme and

01:23:04.880 immediately

01:23:05.920 fucking

01:23:08.080 they suspended my account

01:23:11.060 told me i had 180 days to fucking review

01:23:13.740 wanted a video selfie

01:23:15.380 in which case they give you instructions

01:23:17.040 like tilt your head to the right

01:23:18.260 tilt your head to the left

01:23:19.180 turn to the left

01:23:19.880 turn to the right

01:23:20.540 i felt like i was in jail

01:23:23.920 and they're doing fucking searches

01:23:25.840 and i was gonna have to bend over

01:23:27.380 right

01:23:27.840 you're doing biometrics

01:23:29.380 you dumbass

01:23:30.300 like isn't that why they're getting all your facial recognition shit

01:23:33.800 probably

01:23:34.380 probably

01:23:35.120 no

01:23:35.380 good for you

01:23:36.900 that's exactly what it is

01:23:39.200 on that

01:23:40.640 well yeah you're a dumbass on facebook

01:23:42.360 yeah whatever it's fun

01:23:44.680 i enjoy it

01:23:45.540 i'm not i'm just not saying i'm much more

01:23:47.480 yeah whatever

01:23:49.100 on that note though

01:23:51.180 should we

01:23:51.600 should we read some double deck or what

01:23:53.800 oh

01:23:55.040 is it time

01:23:58.960 i'll hit the intro

01:24:00.200 it's time yeah

01:24:01.100 it's time

01:24:01.400 let's do it

01:24:01.960 let's hit the intro

01:24:03.380 now ladies if you meet a man that says he's 10 inches

01:24:06.100 ask if that's a combined total

01:24:07.840 double your sentiment

01:24:10.000 your merriment

01:24:11.960 double your moments of fun

01:24:14.220 moments of fun

01:24:15.080 double your alignment

01:24:16.540 with the right man

01:24:18.200 with the right man

01:24:19.120 for refreshment

01:24:20.460 it's the only one

01:24:23.060 yeah

01:24:23.500 double your face

01:24:24.620 yeah

01:24:25.060 double your fun

01:24:26.540 this has two pieces in it

01:24:32.460 can't go wrong with this one

01:24:35.160 but did it have to have my name on there over dicks

01:24:40.180 oh yeah

01:24:41.520 of course it did

01:24:43.220 and it was brought to you by

01:24:46.240 ice cold hot dog water

01:24:48.120 delicious and nutritious

01:24:50.020 what is wrong with you

01:24:52.960 hot dog water

01:24:55.280 nutritious and delicious

01:24:56.960 morning boy hot dog

01:25:01.980 there you go

01:25:03.420 that's hilarious

01:25:06.560 so good

01:25:08.460 i love it

01:25:09.360 we're sponsored by hot dogs

01:25:10.600 ice cold hot dog water

01:25:13.020 ice cold

01:25:14.220 forget that

01:25:14.820 ice cold

01:25:15.360 it's gonna look cold

01:25:16.240 go back and show that again

01:25:17.500 please

01:25:18.000 can you

01:25:18.520 one more time

01:25:19.640 there you go

01:25:21.740 delicious and nutritious

01:25:24.920 morning boy hot dog

01:25:26.920 ice cold

01:25:28.640 read the fine print down the bottom

01:25:30.460 all right

01:25:31.600 what does that say down there

01:25:34.880 take that boy

01:25:39.280 take that boiling hot dog water

01:25:41.440 or take that

01:25:42.520 yeah

01:25:43.300 all right

01:25:43.840 let's go

01:25:44.960 let's go

01:25:47.340 okay

01:25:48.380 y'all

01:25:49.860 well

01:25:51.000 what's it

01:25:52.460 welcome to

01:25:54.000 double header

01:25:54.920 here we go

01:25:57.520 yeah

01:25:57.980 we're gonna start right at the beginning

01:26:01.180 oh fuck

01:26:02.300 yeah

01:26:02.740 oh fuck

01:26:04.840 oh fine

01:26:05.640 i'm

01:26:05.940 all right

01:26:06.360 i'm ready

01:26:06.800 all right

01:26:07.540 yeah

01:26:07.960 all right

01:26:08.400 let's go

01:26:08.960 the first chapter is called defalia

01:26:11.780 which is

01:26:13.120 guess what

01:26:14.420 a condition that has been linked to legends

01:26:16.460 myths

01:26:17.100 humorous stories

01:26:18.280 movies

01:26:18.720 and now

01:26:19.740 crummy television shows actually exists

01:26:21.920 the reality is that most cases of

01:26:24.320 defalia

01:26:25.500 are pretty damn brutal

01:26:27.500 i'm talking

01:26:28.380 life-threatening

01:26:29.500 a lot of boys don't live long after birth

01:26:32.260 without getting technical

01:26:34.060 defalia really jacks up the body

01:26:35.820 spina bifida

01:26:36.600 and a handful of other nasty conditions

01:26:38.860 usually accompany defalia

01:26:40.220 the most minor cases give the baby boy

01:26:43.280 a duplicate penis

01:26:44.460 that may or may not work

01:26:46.160 it may not be fully functional

01:26:48.820 and it might just look like a growth

01:26:50.940 however some have two working

01:26:53.860 but not very attractive penises

01:26:57.060 so when my parents discovered

01:26:59.000 that their third child appeared to be suffering

01:27:01.540 from something potentially life-threatening

01:27:03.460 they were of course terrified

01:27:05.360 to put it simply

01:27:06.660 two dicks

01:27:07.820 was the least of their concern

01:27:10.140 well you see my mother

01:27:12.260 had two previous miscarriages

01:27:13.900 i have two siblings in the ground

01:27:15.580 so when they discovered she was pregnant again

01:27:17.740 they were worried

01:27:18.400 the cause of my defalia

01:27:19.780 isn't one they can pinpoint

01:27:21.360 medically the explanation

01:27:22.660 is that she suffered

01:27:23.580 some sort of trauma

01:27:24.860 or stress during my initial

01:27:26.800 that's interesting

01:27:28.040 actually

01:27:28.520 development

01:27:29.620 yes

01:27:30.200 yeah

01:27:30.760 so exactly what

01:27:32.580 what it was

01:27:33.680 is not certain

01:27:34.320 since the first signs of my defalia

01:27:35.920 were there in the ultrasound

01:27:36.940 when we first went in

01:27:38.780 when she first went in

01:27:40.020 to be examined

01:27:40.520 sorry

01:27:40.860 there wasn't a point

01:27:42.240 when my second penis appeared

01:27:43.580 so linking it to a specific incident

01:27:45.580 is impossible

01:27:46.360 all they could do

01:27:47.960 was hope and pray

01:27:48.720 that i wouldn't end up

01:27:49.580 showing more complications

01:27:50.660 as the pregnancy continued

01:27:51.920 leading up to my birth

01:27:53.240 my mother had regular checkups

01:27:54.620 and besides having two dicks

01:27:55.980 they saw no other problems

01:27:57.340 in the ultrasound

01:27:58.020 even still

01:27:59.040 they were all concerned

01:28:00.060 i was born in the summer of 1989

01:28:03.060 my father explained

01:28:04.440 when i came out

01:28:05.100 the doctor heave a sigh of relief

01:28:06.420 and announced

01:28:06.980 it's a boy

01:28:08.040 to which

01:28:09.020 every one of the midwives

01:28:10.640 exclaimed

01:28:11.180 boy oh boy

01:28:12.240 it's a boy

01:28:13.040 there was a sigh

01:28:15.760 right

01:28:16.760 there was a sigh of relief

01:28:18.180 and then the doctor announced

01:28:20.000 ten fingers

01:28:20.940 ten toes

01:28:21.660 and well

01:28:22.140 hot damn

01:28:22.960 two penises

01:28:23.940 since my penises

01:28:26.620 were both fully formed

01:28:27.760 and functional

01:28:28.300 my parents decided

01:28:29.360 to leave things be

01:28:31.240 i remember

01:28:32.340 at some point

01:28:33.000 in my youth

01:28:33.500 my mother explained

01:28:34.340 that i had

01:28:35.020 two for a reason

01:28:36.200 so she and my father

01:28:37.480 saw no need

01:28:38.220 to remove one

01:28:39.000 looking back

01:28:40.300 over the documents

01:28:41.000 that i've seen

01:28:41.500 it might have also been

01:28:42.440 because both penises

01:28:43.380 were almost equal in size

01:28:44.720 and pretty difficult

01:28:45.760 to determine

01:28:46.440 which was the duplicate

01:28:47.900 and which was the original

01:28:49.000 to this day

01:28:50.200 questions i had

01:28:51.620 right

01:28:51.900 to this day

01:28:53.900 i still don't know

01:28:54.700 if the right one

01:28:55.400 or left one

01:28:55.940 was the original

01:28:56.540 the right one

01:28:57.260 is still the strongest

01:28:58.060 and most durable

01:28:58.980 but that could simply

01:29:00.260 be due to blood flow

01:29:01.640 the world may never know

01:29:03.720 it's my

01:29:05.220 it's my bet

01:29:07.360 they grew simultaneously

01:29:08.580 yeah right

01:29:10.080 that's what i was thinking

01:29:10.820 they just had two decks

01:29:12.200 right

01:29:13.060 it's like two trees

01:29:14.680 fighting over the sun

01:29:16.060 right

01:29:16.700 i mean

01:29:17.840 all right

01:29:18.260 yeah

01:29:20.160 yeah

01:29:20.780 some guys don't even get

01:29:22.200 one fucking good-sized dick

01:29:23.880 this guy got two

01:29:24.800 right

01:29:25.880 all right

01:29:27.160 we'll hear

01:29:29.220 another few more pages

01:29:31.260 yes we do

01:29:32.160 thank you

01:29:32.700 all right

01:29:33.420 so growing up

01:29:35.180 still one of the biggest

01:29:36.380 if not the most frequent

01:29:37.460 question i've been asked

01:29:38.500 is when did i realize

01:29:39.920 i was different

01:29:40.820 from other boys

01:29:41.700 the answer unfortunately

01:29:43.020 isn't very interesting

01:29:44.020 i don't know really

01:29:45.200 ever since i can remember

01:29:47.280 i knew i was special

01:29:48.260 my mother made sure

01:29:49.200 at some point

01:29:50.000 to drill it into my brain

01:29:51.300 that i was special

01:29:51.960 and different from other boys

01:29:53.040 both my parents made it

01:29:54.100 very clear to me

01:29:54.900 that i was not to tell

01:29:55.800 other people i had two penises

01:29:57.020 i can't really put into words

01:29:58.560 my mindset then

01:29:59.540 but as i got older

01:30:01.060 my mother made it clear

01:30:01.880 to me that i shouldn't

01:30:02.600 tell anyone

01:30:03.120 because it might make

01:30:03.960 other boys feel bad

01:30:05.820 that they only had

01:30:06.820 one penis

01:30:07.420 i do remember

01:30:08.740 my mother telling me

01:30:09.680 once never to play

01:30:10.580 doctor with my friends

01:30:12.140 which by the way

01:30:13.580 i did have to avoid

01:30:15.180 boys and girls

01:30:17.380 it was the thing

01:30:18.540 it was the freaking thing

01:30:20.020 when we were kids man

01:30:20.880 we played doctor

01:30:21.720 i don't

01:30:22.120 i don't care who you are

01:30:23.480 when you're a little kid man

01:30:24.580 hey

01:30:25.440 doctor i got a problem

01:30:27.400 with my left penis

01:30:28.300 you want to take a look at it

01:30:29.860 i mean

01:30:30.760 you show me yours

01:30:31.880 boys and girls

01:30:37.160 are really curious

01:30:38.160 about that stuff

01:30:39.200 the bottom line was

01:30:40.180 however

01:30:40.500 they explained it then

01:30:41.960 it stuck with me

01:30:42.740 i was never ever made

01:30:43.820 to feel different or abnormal

01:30:44.840 i always felt like

01:30:45.940 i was special

01:30:46.580 also not special

01:30:48.200 in the way teenagers

01:30:48.920 identify as only something

01:30:50.140 a parent would say

01:30:50.900 i really did feel special

01:30:52.480 almost like a superhero

01:30:53.820 as silly as that might sound

01:30:56.860 puberty came and i noticed

01:30:58.160 that my right dick

01:30:59.120 this is

01:31:01.800 great

01:31:02.080 i noticed that my right

01:31:03.740 dick growing a bit bigger

01:31:04.880 than my left one

01:31:05.800 up to that point

01:31:07.040 they've been relatively

01:31:07.820 equal in size

01:31:08.860 first world problems

01:31:11.560 i mean i'm actually

01:31:12.680 having two dicks

01:31:13.500 that were big

01:31:14.020 um

01:31:15.220 i also was having

01:31:16.560 most guys don't even

01:31:17.640 get one

01:31:18.080 oh lord

01:31:23.580 have mercy

01:31:24.280 is there

01:31:24.700 listen

01:31:25.460 when you're reading a page

01:31:27.380 that has a picture

01:31:28.060 you gotta show the picture

01:31:28.900 too

01:31:29.180 there's pictures online

01:31:30.520 ah for fuck's sake

01:31:32.120 well

01:31:32.780 can we not

01:31:33.280 you should pull some pictures

01:31:35.500 up to go with the reading

01:31:36.640 no probably not

01:31:38.420 i already got myself

01:31:39.380 banned from fucking

01:31:40.120 facebook

01:31:40.460 i'm good

01:31:41.140 um but i do know

01:31:42.840 that if you google

01:31:43.700 double dick dude

01:31:44.620 um and then click

01:31:46.520 images

01:31:47.080 it will show

01:31:49.000 a whole bunch of

01:31:50.260 fucking pictures

01:31:50.980 that are all blurred

01:31:51.920 out

01:31:52.240 and you have the

01:31:53.760 option

01:31:54.240 to unblur them

01:31:55.860 and i had to

01:31:58.100 no

01:31:58.920 i had to

01:31:59.720 yeah i had to

01:32:01.140 okay okay

01:32:01.900 like i said

01:32:02.640 most dudes don't even

01:32:03.640 get one

01:32:04.180 this guy got two

01:32:05.440 just hammers

01:32:06.780 okay

01:32:08.360 i go

01:32:08.940 okay

01:32:09.240 let me

01:32:09.720 okay

01:32:10.040 let me keep going

01:32:10.660 okay

01:32:11.040 and i trade

01:32:14.040 trade dad

01:32:14.620 trade dad always shows up

01:32:16.420 when he's a fucking

01:32:17.220 fuck

01:32:17.800 oh

01:32:18.640 first day

01:32:20.000 okay

01:32:21.160 uh

01:32:21.880 okay so my mother

01:32:23.100 took me to the doctor

01:32:23.960 for my first annual checkup

01:32:25.400 i remember the scene

01:32:26.320 vividly

01:32:26.820 it was the first time

01:32:27.680 i really got a grasp

01:32:28.680 on how unique

01:32:29.300 i really am

01:32:30.120 somebody just drove by

01:32:34.960 with a big diesel truck

01:32:35.820 and had to let everyone know

01:32:36.880 for some reason

01:32:37.780 my personal doctor

01:32:38.680 was not there that day

01:32:39.780 and another doctor

01:32:40.460 came in to see me

01:32:41.280 one look

01:32:41.980 and he said

01:32:42.700 he'd be back in a moment

01:32:43.780 the next thing i knew

01:32:45.200 the door was wide open

01:32:46.400 and a handful of other people

01:32:47.600 were with him

01:32:48.240 coming into the room

01:32:49.560 a few other things

01:32:51.820 happened all at once

01:32:52.820 a few gas

01:32:53.560 came out of the group

01:32:54.520 my mother threw a sheet

01:32:55.480 over my lap

01:32:56.120 and proceeded

01:32:56.560 proceeded to shove

01:32:57.560 the group out of the room

01:32:58.520 i didn't really hear

01:33:00.320 what the man was saying

01:33:01.560 as he stuttered at my mom

01:33:02.940 all i really remember

01:33:04.100 is her slapping him

01:33:05.080 in the face

01:33:05.520 while telling him

01:33:06.300 my son is not a freak show

01:33:07.880 yeah

01:33:08.680 go mom

01:33:09.900 yes

01:33:10.840 up to that point

01:33:12.300 it never really seemed

01:33:13.460 like having two dicks

01:33:14.320 was that big of a deal

01:33:15.200 sure i felt special

01:33:16.140 and unique as i grew older

01:33:17.280 but in the early years

01:33:18.320 it was all i knew

01:33:19.240 i guess my advice

01:33:20.280 is to try

01:33:21.440 imagine

01:33:21.920 it's like having a belly button

01:33:23.180 that pokes out

01:33:23.780 instead of in

01:33:24.380 or the other way around

01:33:25.640 it's just how things are

01:33:26.940 well

01:33:28.200 i handled them

01:33:29.240 the way any other guy

01:33:30.000 handles one dick

01:33:30.780 no pun intended

01:33:31.460 i didn't talk about them

01:33:32.640 or bring attention to them

01:33:33.640 they're just part of me

01:33:34.440 elementary life was fine

01:33:35.700 i was never really bullied

01:33:36.900 or made fun of

01:33:37.760 i did well in school

01:33:38.980 and progressed into high school

01:33:40.140 where we lived

01:33:41.140 it went from elementary

01:33:42.120 directly into high school

01:33:43.160 with five grades

01:33:43.940 all in the same school

01:33:44.880 i avoided

01:33:45.680 most sports

01:33:47.080 not because i didn't like them

01:33:48.480 or because i wasn't capable

01:33:50.040 i just had no desire

01:33:51.440 to play anything

01:33:52.140 i enjoyed music and art

01:33:53.220 more than anything else

01:33:54.240 locker room situations

01:33:56.060 didn't exist for me

01:33:57.000 because i wore briefs

01:33:57.880 under my boxers

01:33:58.560 for the days

01:33:59.000 when we were to change

01:33:59.760 into gym clothes

01:34:00.920 up until nearly the end

01:34:02.480 of my 10th grade year

01:34:03.500 i had successfully managed

01:34:04.960 to keep my double dicks

01:34:06.040 hidden from sight

01:34:06.800 no one knew

01:34:07.860 yet

01:34:08.700 and i'm with you trent

01:34:11.600 yeah that'd be

01:34:12.760 i'd advertise the shit

01:34:14.540 out of that

01:34:15.140 well i think this is

01:34:16.880 where it gets interesting

01:34:17.800 all right

01:34:19.360 i got a couple more pages

01:34:21.620 and they were done

01:34:22.080 exposed

01:34:23.720 she was nice

01:34:25.380 and i thought she was pretty

01:34:26.480 it wasn't until after the fact

01:34:28.040 that i realized she talked a lot

01:34:29.600 we hadn't

01:34:30.580 we had dated a few times

01:34:32.580 kissed once or twice

01:34:33.440 and held hands

01:34:34.160 i was awkward

01:34:34.800 for sure

01:34:35.540 she'd been very interested

01:34:36.940 in having sex

01:34:37.920 i got excited about the idea

01:34:39.600 but it wasn't until

01:34:40.700 i really thought about it

01:34:42.020 that i became clear

01:34:43.120 that i might not go well

01:34:44.500 or at least

01:34:45.260 it wouldn't be like

01:34:46.080 anyone else's first time

01:34:47.360 i was so accustomed to my life

01:34:49.200 that i didn't factor in

01:34:50.280 what would happen

01:34:50.760 when she saw both of my dicks

01:34:52.340 i kept avoiding

01:34:54.000 the entire ordeal

01:34:54.980 i was 16

01:34:55.860 i had my driver's license

01:34:57.120 and i was able to use

01:34:58.060 our spare truck

01:34:58.680 to go to school

01:34:59.360 puberty isn't awkward enough

01:35:01.700 man

01:35:02.000 you have two cocks

01:35:03.220 like fucking

01:35:03.840 fuck man

01:35:05.200 and yet you got a broad

01:35:06.580 that's like fuck me

01:35:07.340 and he's like

01:35:07.900 well dude

01:35:08.760 i feel like maybe

01:35:10.060 like tell

01:35:10.960 you tell me

01:35:11.660 puberty wasn't awkward

01:35:12.840 for you

01:35:13.220 puberty was awkward

01:35:14.520 for everybody

01:35:15.360 you know

01:35:16.780 when you're 12

01:35:17.400 13

01:35:17.740 want to have a chubby bunny contest

01:35:19.620 oh lord

01:35:24.380 oh okay

01:35:25.800 so she'd been on me

01:35:26.700 about going camping

01:35:27.500 before it got cold

01:35:28.420 i did a pretty good job

01:35:29.460 of putting it off

01:35:30.060 until late spring

01:35:30.900 of the following year

01:35:31.980 10th grade

01:35:32.940 was wrapping up

01:35:33.620 in a few weeks

01:35:34.140 and i kept feeling

01:35:34.780 like it was a bad idea

01:35:35.860 what most guides

01:35:36.860 would have been going crazy for

01:35:37.980 had me nervous and paranoid

01:35:39.120 spring break of that year

01:35:40.520 is when it happened

01:35:41.300 going into a lot of detail

01:35:42.820 is still difficult for me

01:35:43.940 we'd been drinking

01:35:44.880 yes i was underage

01:35:46.360 and i was really relaxed

01:35:47.780 about everything

01:35:48.300 after half a bottle

01:35:49.400 of butterscotch schnapps

01:35:50.580 everything seemed great

01:35:51.860 we were parked

01:35:52.820 not too far from her house

01:35:54.180 and had been thrown

01:35:54.940 and thrown an air mattress

01:35:56.840 and sleeping bags

01:35:58.040 in the back of the truck

01:35:59.020 she had long since

01:36:00.620 stopped pushing me for sex

01:36:02.480 so i literally had no idea

01:36:03.960 she had other plans

01:36:04.820 i laid there staring up

01:36:06.000 at the almost night sky

01:36:07.260 when suddenly i felt her hands

01:36:08.600 trailing down below my waist

01:36:10.000 before i could say anything

01:36:11.440 she noticed

01:36:12.100 i froze up and held my breath

01:36:13.840 she would be the first person

01:36:15.220 to ever see them

01:36:16.200 that wasn't a doctor

01:36:17.500 like what the fuck

01:36:19.720 she didn't react really

01:36:22.320 if i reached out

01:36:23.420 and felt two pussies

01:36:24.380 i'd be like

01:36:24.840 i'd be confused

01:36:25.980 but two dicks really

01:36:28.040 so she smiled

01:36:29.020 and seemed amused

01:36:29.900 i did lose my virginity

01:36:32.400 it didn't bother me really

01:36:33.720 i never thought

01:36:34.500 i'd save myself for marriage

01:36:35.660 i just had never thought

01:36:36.840 i'd have sex anytime soon

01:36:38.260 so when it happened

01:36:39.120 i shrugged it off

01:36:39.960 things seemed to stay normal

01:36:41.220 for the first few days

01:36:42.100 back at school

01:36:42.780 and it was the second week

01:36:44.480 after spring break

01:36:45.300 that i noticed girls

01:36:46.120 were looking at me

01:36:46.840 a little more frequently

01:36:47.660 than usual

01:36:48.240 they also stared at my crotch

01:36:49.980 a lot more than i was used to

01:36:51.480 to give you an idea

01:36:52.460 she's got the double hammer

01:36:53.440 fucking train

01:36:55.120 they're crotch washing

01:36:56.480 to give you an idea

01:36:57.920 of how oblivious i was

01:36:59.040 it hadn't crossed my mind

01:37:00.020 that she told anyone

01:37:00.860 boy was i ever wrong

01:37:02.420 i usually gave my buddy

01:37:04.120 a ride home after school

01:37:05.560 he hated riding the school bus

01:37:06.900 and lived only a street past mine

01:37:08.260 it was on the ride home

01:37:09.260 when it all came for a full circle

01:37:11.060 i still remember it

01:37:12.060 like it was yesterday

01:37:12.820 another defining moment

01:37:14.200 of my youth

01:37:14.800 so is it true

01:37:15.960 i looked over at him

01:37:17.200 while sitting at the stoplight

01:37:18.260 is what true

01:37:19.000 there's a rumor going around

01:37:20.880 right now that you've got

01:37:21.680 two dicks

01:37:22.340 it felt like my stomach

01:37:24.420 went straight through the floor

01:37:25.620 who the heck is saying that

01:37:30.180 well he got quiet

01:37:31.340 and then he asked me

01:37:32.140 no one has two dicks

01:37:34.300 i tried dodging the question

01:37:36.120 show me

01:37:36.800 that really really caught me

01:37:39.180 off guard

01:37:39.620 you want me to show you

01:37:41.880 my dick

01:37:42.520 yes i want to see it

01:37:44.240 both of them

01:37:45.280 and then he says

01:37:48.500 if you only have one

01:37:49.660 then prove it

01:37:50.280 i really couldn't figure out

01:37:51.700 what to do

01:37:52.160 so i just laughed at him

01:37:53.140 and told him he was nuts

01:37:54.100 the rest of the ride to his

01:37:55.160 house was in silence

01:37:56.280 if i kept in

01:37:57.260 if he kept insisting

01:37:58.480 i had no idea

01:37:59.260 what i was going to do or say

01:38:00.340 i tried figuring out

01:38:01.600 how i could pull one out

01:38:02.800 through the fly of my pants

01:38:04.480 without showing the other one

01:38:05.580 by the time we were pulling

01:38:06.460 into his driveway

01:38:07.120 i had figured if it really

01:38:08.360 if i was really careful about it

01:38:09.940 i could probably pull the right one out

01:38:11.620 and he'd be satisfied enough

01:38:12.900 keeping secrets and stuff like that

01:38:16.120 isn't cool

01:38:16.600 i've told you practically everything

01:38:18.320 i've ever thought about

01:38:19.840 and he was right

01:38:21.100 we'd been friends for years

01:38:22.360 he was mad

01:38:23.080 and i felt really bad

01:38:24.160 but not bad enough

01:38:25.360 here i sighed

01:38:26.680 as i managed to get my fly open

01:38:28.120 and pull out

01:38:28.880 only my right dick

01:38:30.420 he glanced over

01:38:32.520 and looked at it

01:38:33.360 and then back up at my face

01:38:34.720 unzip your pants

01:38:36.400 and show me the whole package

01:38:38.440 that's kind of gay

01:38:40.160 my stomach fell again

01:38:41.900 he was a lot smarter

01:38:42.980 than i had expected

01:38:43.800 i started to tuck it away

01:38:45.580 when he practically demanded it

01:38:47.980 it's getting out of hand right now

01:38:50.360 i know

01:38:50.760 i feel like this is getting a little homo

01:38:53.360 what's happening

01:38:53.940 you're not a freak show

01:38:55.020 even if you have two dicks

01:38:57.420 let's say you have three dicks

01:38:58.780 it doesn't matter man

01:38:59.700 i'm not your fucking puppet

01:39:01.140 right

01:39:02.120 i'm not your puppet

01:39:03.160 you can't fucking make me

01:39:04.700 fucking

01:39:05.080 dance monkey dance

01:39:07.020 right

01:39:07.460 so i'm not sure

01:39:08.860 if it was the tone of his voice

01:39:10.060 or the hurt and betrayed look

01:39:11.140 on his face

01:39:11.640 that made me feel bad

01:39:12.480 before i even realized

01:39:13.560 what my hands were doing

01:39:14.560 both of my dicks were out

01:39:15.760 right there in the track

01:39:16.640 damn

01:39:17.660 he whispered

01:39:19.640 as he leaned over

01:39:20.400 and stared down at them

01:39:21.600 so she told everyone

01:39:23.520 i asked

01:39:24.180 without looking away from them

01:39:25.520 he replied

01:39:26.100 a few of her friends

01:39:27.120 but it's getting around

01:39:28.000 and i don't think anyone

01:39:29.120 believed her though

01:39:29.880 and he

01:39:30.840 so he says

01:39:31.740 i can't

01:39:32.180 you can't tell anyone

01:39:33.120 he looked at me

01:39:34.120 and it was pure confusion

01:39:35.320 why not

01:39:36.260 are you kidding me

01:39:37.400 you'll rule over everyone

01:39:39.720 yeah right

01:39:40.420 you got two hammers bud

01:39:41.920 the warning my parents gave me

01:39:43.760 had lasted that long

01:39:44.640 and i found myself shocked

01:39:45.800 that he wasn't upset

01:39:46.580 or angry

01:39:47.180 that he only had one

01:39:48.200 the warning i grew up with

01:39:49.640 seemed to be an error

01:39:50.580 no

01:39:52.220 you've got to promise me

01:39:53.900 you won't tell anyone

01:39:54.680 after arguing with him

01:39:56.000 for my reasons

01:39:56.640 for keeping it a secret

01:39:57.460 i left him home

01:39:58.200 hoping that he wouldn't

01:39:58.840 tell anyone

01:39:59.420 little did i know

01:40:00.500 he ended up

01:40:01.060 wrecking his own identity

01:40:02.380 to protect mine

01:40:03.400 halfway through the next day

01:40:04.780 i started hearing guys

01:40:05.700 talking about my buddy

01:40:06.860 the gossip was

01:40:07.720 he was a queer

01:40:08.320 not only that

01:40:09.460 somehow i was too

01:40:10.780 all of a sudden

01:40:11.440 i caught up with him

01:40:12.940 after lunch

01:40:13.420 and asked him

01:40:13.800 what the fuck he said

01:40:14.740 believe it or not

01:40:15.700 he was mad at me

01:40:16.660 i defended you

01:40:18.380 i told the guys

01:40:19.160 who were talking about you

01:40:20.360 that you didn't have

01:40:21.260 two dicks

01:40:21.900 before i could smile

01:40:23.300 he kept talking

01:40:24.080 they wanted to know

01:40:25.080 how i knew

01:40:25.620 and i said that

01:40:26.180 you showed it to me

01:40:26.860 and now suddenly

01:40:27.420 i'm a faggot

01:40:28.220 i felt like this

01:40:29.560 punching up

01:40:30.300 not only had he

01:40:31.680 kept my secret

01:40:32.660 he lied for me too

01:40:34.120 in return

01:40:34.700 he was being treated

01:40:35.440 like shit

01:40:36.000 by the other guys

01:40:36.860 you can't say

01:40:37.660 or do anything

01:40:38.440 they'll just demand

01:40:39.060 you prove it

01:40:39.580 you can't

01:40:40.100 that's when it all

01:40:40.920 started going downhill

01:40:41.960 i glossed over this

01:40:43.800 part in my reddit

01:40:44.600 ama

01:40:44.960 it's not really easy

01:40:45.900 to explain all this

01:40:46.740 when you're getting

01:40:47.180 thousands of questions

01:40:48.280 shot at you all

01:40:48.960 at one time

01:40:49.560 the fact is

01:40:50.320 i have two dicks

01:40:51.040 the word got out

01:40:52.200 and my friend

01:40:52.820 tried to protect me

01:40:53.760 before we were

01:40:54.480 prepared for it

01:40:55.240 we were both

01:40:55.960 labeled gay

01:40:56.580 i also have to admit

01:40:58.120 i wasn't really

01:40:58.840 forthright with some

01:40:59.680 of my replies

01:41:00.320 in the ama

01:41:00.960 i never showed

01:41:01.580 my cocks in school

01:41:02.400 even when people

01:41:03.060 started talking about it

01:41:04.180 i had a long discussion

01:41:05.280 with my family about it

01:41:06.440 and the fact was

01:41:07.320 i wanted one of them

01:41:08.100 removed

01:41:08.460 i wanted to only have

01:41:09.780 one dick

01:41:10.360 just like everybody else

01:41:11.840 i did not want

01:41:12.860 did not want the attention

01:41:14.120 especially because

01:41:15.020 it was very confusing

01:41:16.100 how each person

01:41:17.240 was acting different

01:41:18.680 people are never grateful

01:41:20.300 they have to wait

01:41:22.820 10 minutes

01:41:23.440 and then

01:41:23.840 all right

01:41:27.000 that's all you guys

01:41:27.860 get today

01:41:28.360 that's it

01:41:29.040 nobody's ever grateful

01:41:30.740 right

01:41:31.380 can you imagine

01:41:33.360 i can't imagine

01:41:34.480 two dicks

01:41:35.600 that is a lot

01:41:36.540 that's a lot of dick

01:41:37.580 yeah i i think

01:41:39.560 i would probably

01:41:40.280 advertise that

01:41:41.280 because i would

01:41:41.920 think that that

01:41:42.620 you know

01:41:43.280 well i feel like

01:41:44.380 he profited off it

01:41:45.220 at some point

01:41:45.760 in his life

01:41:46.340 clearly

01:41:47.060 because i mean

01:41:47.880 here we are

01:41:48.520 right

01:41:48.960 all right

01:41:49.720 reading is done

01:41:50.800 that's uh

01:41:52.440 unbelievable

01:41:53.540 unbelievable

01:41:54.400 that's even possible

01:41:55.220 whoever hooks up

01:41:56.880 with that two-headed

01:41:57.560 chick

01:41:57.920 i want to find out

01:41:58.760 lowered

01:42:03.340 lowered

01:42:04.880 right

01:42:05.620 right

01:42:07.140 there's a lot

01:42:07.820 happening

01:42:08.140 there

01:42:08.540 yeah

01:42:09.480 it's a lot

01:42:10.360 seriously

01:42:13.000 did chris go to

01:42:13.740 get food

01:42:14.120 is that what's

01:42:14.500 happening

01:42:14.700 i think so

01:42:16.360 they should

01:42:17.300 they should do it

01:42:18.480 just for science

01:42:19.260 really

01:42:19.780 that's a good

01:42:25.780 question

01:42:26.180 did he have

01:42:26.620 four balls

01:42:27.300 i think we're

01:42:28.360 gonna find out

01:42:29.040 i just i can't

01:42:29.980 read any more

01:42:30.520 right

01:42:30.700 yeah

01:42:31.780 no

01:42:32.200 two testicles

01:42:33.960 didn't he

01:42:34.440 just two

01:42:34.860 testicles

01:42:35.460 yeah i don't

01:42:36.200 remember i

01:42:36.780 remember going

01:42:37.380 through that

01:42:38.000 uh because

01:42:38.500 there's a

01:42:39.000 an ask me

01:42:39.720 anything on

01:42:40.300 reddit

01:42:40.700 um i don't

01:42:42.840 remember if that

01:42:43.560 addresses his

01:42:44.760 number of balls

01:42:45.500 or not

01:42:46.020 but

01:42:47.940 yeah i i think

01:42:50.380 he did probably

01:42:51.220 just have the two

01:42:52.040 balls

01:42:52.380 um because i

01:42:54.000 know one of the

01:42:54.560 other questions

01:42:55.240 that he answered

01:42:56.460 because everybody

01:42:57.340 asked him

01:42:58.040 um you know

01:42:59.560 when he arrives

01:43:01.160 let's say

01:43:02.060 um if both

01:43:04.400 work in that

01:43:06.520 regard

01:43:06.880 uh to which he

01:43:08.340 replied that

01:43:09.160 yes

01:43:09.880 but but one

01:43:12.020 has a lot more

01:43:12.820 pressure than

01:43:13.420 the other

01:43:13.800 right

01:43:15.780 the other one

01:43:16.440 i think you

01:43:17.260 only have one

01:43:17.940 vast vast

01:43:19.040 dextrins

01:43:19.680 that's your

01:43:20.880 you have two

01:43:21.740 two nutsacks

01:43:22.800 two balls

01:43:23.480 and uh

01:43:24.680 vast

01:43:24.980 but he had

01:43:26.300 two penises

01:43:26.920 so it went

01:43:27.740 past his

01:43:28.560 fucking

01:43:28.960 vast

01:43:30.100 it splits

01:43:31.120 and it goes

01:43:31.640 into both

01:43:32.160 fucking all

01:43:33.080 that shit

01:43:33.580 tubing

01:43:34.200 and then

01:43:35.280 it goes

01:43:35.780 into both

01:43:36.220 two cocks

01:43:37.260 after

01:43:37.660 right

01:43:38.620 one cock

01:43:39.500 performed a

01:43:40.200 little bit

01:43:40.520 better than

01:43:40.920 the other

01:43:41.180 one

01:43:41.480 but they

01:43:42.760 both competed

01:43:43.640 but uh

01:43:44.620 yeah from

01:43:45.400 what i

01:43:45.720 understand

01:43:46.080 it's

01:43:47.600 wild that

01:43:48.920 that can

01:43:49.320 even happen

01:43:49.940 right

01:43:50.620 like it's

01:43:51.480 insane

01:43:52.340 no it is

01:43:54.060 it's

01:43:54.600 incredible

01:43:55.080 we all dream

01:43:55.820 about having

01:43:56.280 two cocks

01:43:56.900 if i had

01:43:57.220 two cocks

01:43:57.800 i'd be double

01:43:58.620 the pleasure

01:43:58.980 well you

01:43:59.800 know i

01:44:00.120 don't think

01:44:00.480 i ever dreamed

01:44:01.200 about that

01:44:01.660 until i knew

01:44:02.160 it was a

01:44:02.500 possibility

01:44:03.140 right but

01:44:04.520 like how

01:44:05.140 much of a

01:44:05.560 headache would

01:44:06.020 it be to

01:44:06.460 have two

01:44:06.900 cocks

01:44:07.320 so like

01:44:08.000 that's what

01:44:08.660 she's talking

01:44:09.060 about now

01:44:09.500 like growing

01:44:09.960 up with

01:44:10.560 having two

01:44:11.320 cocks

01:44:11.760 like people

01:44:13.240 fucking teasing

01:44:14.220 you and making

01:44:14.760 funny and

01:44:15.380 shit and i

01:44:16.500 want to see you

01:44:17.040 want to see you

01:44:17.580 freak show and

01:44:18.680 shit chicks want

01:44:19.900 to fucking jump

01:44:20.620 you like girls

01:44:21.880 don't want to

01:44:22.380 fuck you man

01:44:23.160 like they know

01:44:24.380 you have to

01:44:24.780 why i don't see

01:44:25.500 the issue

01:44:26.060 i know i get

01:44:28.060 it but it's

01:44:28.620 like maybe you're

01:44:29.920 not that kind

01:44:30.660 of guy

01:44:30.960 maybe you're

01:44:31.580 just like hey

01:44:32.120 you want one

01:44:32.660 girlfriend

01:44:33.100 i'd love a

01:44:34.680 dude to try

01:44:35.400 to make fun

01:44:35.980 of me for

01:44:36.480 having two

01:44:37.220 hammers be

01:44:38.140 like you

01:44:38.460 didn't even

01:44:38.880 get one

01:44:39.560 two women

01:44:41.280 are listen

01:44:42.300 they're overrated

01:44:43.520 like one

01:44:44.000 woman's enough

01:44:44.780 man holy

01:44:45.420 fuck two

01:44:46.340 of them

01:44:46.640 it's like

01:44:46.920 jesus man

01:44:47.740 really well

01:44:48.960 apparently he's

01:44:49.840 got he's got

01:44:50.740 a girlfriend

01:44:51.780 and a boyfriend

01:44:52.700 allegedly according

01:44:54.040 to the ama

01:44:54.860 so yeah

01:44:55.720 yeah two

01:44:56.300 girlfriends

01:44:56.860 have you had

01:44:57.300 two wives

01:44:57.900 which makes

01:45:00.320 me wonder

01:45:00.880 it makes me

01:45:02.040 wonder though

01:45:02.560 like do

01:45:03.440 they have

01:45:04.660 their own

01:45:05.480 right

01:45:07.340 does the

01:45:09.400 lady friend

01:45:10.060 get the

01:45:10.600 left and

01:45:11.160 the dude

01:45:12.320 friend get

01:45:12.960 the right

01:45:13.320 i hope so

01:45:13.840 i hope they're

01:45:14.200 not sharing

01:45:14.640 that's gross

01:45:15.720 right do

01:45:16.280 they alternate

01:45:16.880 you um

01:45:18.780 fuck sakes

01:45:19.300 man why

01:45:19.980 why

01:45:20.620 why are you

01:45:21.080 gonna be like

01:45:21.400 that

01:45:21.660 well

01:45:21.920 cause

01:45:22.500 i'm curious

01:45:23.920 that's disgusting

01:45:25.160 you got a

01:45:25.680 problem

01:45:25.880 right these

01:45:26.360 are questions

01:45:26.940 that come

01:45:29.040 into my head

01:45:29.720 and i have

01:45:31.720 to ask them

01:45:32.260 out loud

01:45:32.760 you shouldn't

01:45:33.360 say these

01:45:33.740 things

01:45:34.120 jesus no

01:45:35.580 all right

01:45:36.820 this is another

01:45:38.960 bad idea

01:45:39.580 my grandmother

01:45:40.580 used to read

01:45:41.220 my aunt wrote

01:45:41.780 a book

01:45:42.040 it's true

01:45:44.820 i've seen the

01:45:46.560 pictures so i

01:45:47.420 don't know

01:45:47.600 like i'm

01:45:53.640 talking like the

01:45:54.360 picture that i

01:45:55.020 included in the

01:45:55.800 intro i saw

01:45:56.740 without the

01:45:57.300 blurriness

01:45:57.840 i went with

01:46:03.120 the edited

01:46:03.600 version for

01:46:04.700 the show

01:46:05.160 um but i

01:46:06.760 did check out

01:46:07.520 the the

01:46:08.160 full-on

01:46:08.640 version

01:46:09.040 and jesus

01:46:11.300 jesus

01:46:12.520 holy fuck

01:46:14.460 sir

01:46:14.720 this smells

01:46:17.020 disgusting

01:46:18.000 i feel like i

01:46:20.120 probably shouldn't

01:46:21.780 do this

01:46:22.400 however i have

01:46:24.020 to

01:46:24.280 no

01:46:24.900 it's amazing

01:46:26.000 i'm not

01:46:26.860 oh it smells

01:46:27.820 so bad

01:46:28.600 don't do it

01:46:29.160 man don't

01:46:29.820 bloody well

01:46:30.380 you bloody well

01:46:31.140 don't do that

01:46:31.800 don't do it

01:46:32.540 i'm gonna do it

01:46:33.140 so fast

01:46:34.040 i'd say no

01:46:35.300 don't do it

01:46:35.920 bloody buddy

01:46:36.420 bloody buddy

01:46:37.400 he owns the

01:46:38.860 property

01:46:39.280 it's

01:46:39.980 it's

01:46:40.260 it smells

01:46:41.820 so bad

01:46:42.640 well then why

01:46:44.180 would you do

01:46:44.580 it

01:46:45.080 what's wrong

01:46:47.580 with it

01:46:48.200 yeah well i

01:46:49.340 mean we'd be

01:46:49.980 if we tried to

01:46:51.020 figure that out

01:46:51.520 Chris

01:46:51.900 oh it's those

01:46:53.000 pickles man

01:46:53.700 they're so good

01:46:56.340 but they're so

01:46:57.060 bad

01:46:57.520 so they're infused

01:46:58.760 with like what

01:46:59.620 like

01:47:00.180 no no

01:47:02.900 just fucking

01:47:06.960 no what are

01:47:07.680 you doing

01:47:08.060 hiding your

01:47:08.680 mouth man

01:47:09.280 just grab

01:47:09.600 the fucking

01:47:09.860 pickles

01:47:10.080 double

01:47:11.220 pickle

01:47:11.580 fuck it

01:47:12.580 nobody cares

01:47:13.600 man

01:47:13.900 like

01:47:14.120 oh

01:47:15.500 oh actually

01:47:18.660 i'm not

01:47:22.680 mad

01:47:23.040 damn it

01:47:25.240 this one

01:47:26.880 actually isn't

01:47:27.540 mad

01:47:27.900 fuck

01:47:29.820 i'm gonna get

01:47:30.800 one of my

01:47:31.160 pickles right

01:47:31.640 now

01:47:31.880 on fucking

01:47:32.340 how to eat

01:47:33.700 a pickle

01:47:34.060 live on

01:47:34.700 camera

01:47:35.120 you don't

01:47:36.860 hide your

01:47:37.300 mouth

01:47:37.540 that's

01:47:37.980 fucking

01:47:38.280 silly

01:47:38.640 you deep

01:47:40.160 throat it

01:47:40.500 you go

01:47:40.660 i feel like

01:47:46.300 people need

01:47:46.760 to pay for

01:47:47.240 that

01:47:47.540 if i'm gonna

01:47:48.820 put a pickle

01:47:49.300 in my mouth

01:47:49.940 and eat it

01:47:51.840 yeah

01:47:52.540 that's a

01:47:55.200 i feel like

01:47:56.020 that's just

01:47:56.400 on a whole

01:47:56.780 other level

01:47:57.280 but that

01:47:57.740 is delicious

01:47:58.360 i'm gonna

01:47:59.060 go grab

01:47:59.520 one right

01:47:59.880 now

01:48:00.260 just

01:48:00.520 that is

01:48:01.140 so good

01:48:03.880 i'm not i

01:48:04.540 can't eat the

01:48:04.920 whole thing

01:48:05.220 because i don't

01:48:05.560 that

01:48:05.800 nope

01:48:07.440 it's really

01:48:11.520 sour

01:48:11.900 there's

01:48:12.440 um

01:48:12.900 oh it's

01:48:14.960 actually not

01:48:15.400 kind of bad

01:48:15.840 things i don't

01:48:16.380 think maybe a

01:48:17.020 little bit

01:48:17.420 cucumber water

01:48:18.540 vinegar salt

01:48:19.360 calcium chloride

01:48:20.860 sodium benzoate

01:48:23.060 and potassium

01:48:23.620 sorbate

01:48:24.320 what

01:48:25.620 pickles

01:48:26.480 pickles stuff

01:48:27.740 listen

01:48:29.500 didn't i give

01:48:30.600 you a jar

01:48:31.060 of pickles

01:48:31.520 do you

01:48:32.420 i need to

01:48:32.920 give you

01:48:33.180 a jar

01:48:33.600 i love

01:48:34.600 pickles

01:48:35.080 i'll eat

01:48:35.580 pickles

01:48:36.300 i'm never

01:48:36.800 gonna be

01:48:37.160 like

01:48:37.420 no

01:48:37.740 i'll

01:48:38.000 bring you

01:48:39.100 a jar

01:48:39.500 if we're

01:48:40.000 going down

01:48:40.480 to your

01:48:40.760 place

01:48:41.080 i'm drooling

01:48:41.880 right now

01:48:42.260 because i don't

01:48:42.680 want to eat

01:48:43.000 the rest of

01:48:43.420 those that

01:48:43.900 pickle and i

01:48:44.480 can't because

01:48:45.060 it's gonna

01:48:45.340 hurt

01:48:45.720 man

01:48:46.640 fuck

01:48:47.420 sace

01:48:47.740 eating that

01:48:48.860 fucking store

01:48:49.520 but bullshit

01:48:50.400 fuck

01:48:50.760 what the fuck's

01:48:51.240 around with it

01:48:51.780 in the pickle

01:48:54.340 in the uh

01:48:55.220 yeah but

01:48:55.780 this is a special

01:48:57.320 pickle

01:48:57.580 oh you

01:48:58.340 show me

01:48:58.780 that

01:48:58.880 that's a one

01:49:01.060 shot pickle

01:49:01.560 those are special

01:49:03.300 pickles

01:49:03.640 yep

01:49:04.600 i like

01:49:05.560 anything

01:49:05.880 pickled

01:49:06.300 i like

01:49:06.680 pickled onions

01:49:07.240 pickled beans

01:49:07.840 pickled beets

01:49:08.540 pickled beets

01:49:10.020 are good

01:49:10.300 pickled carrots

01:49:10.940 pickled pepper

01:49:11.920 i've never

01:49:12.300 paid

01:49:12.520 okay so i

01:49:14.880 want to make

01:49:15.280 pickled carrots

01:49:15.880 i bought it

01:49:16.760 from the market

01:49:17.500 yeah

01:49:18.080 can we talk

01:49:19.240 pickled carrots

01:49:19.840 tomorrow

01:49:20.140 sure

01:49:20.760 okay

01:49:21.500 um

01:49:22.480 another person

01:49:23.920 who's really

01:49:24.680 good at

01:49:25.220 the pickling

01:49:26.140 stuff is

01:49:26.800 um

01:49:27.680 trad wife

01:49:28.120 yes

01:49:29.240 she's also

01:49:30.080 super good to

01:49:30.680 ask about the

01:49:31.160 pickling stuff

01:49:31.660 but yes i'll

01:49:32.140 tell you tomorrow

01:49:32.600 put them here

01:49:33.120 you're gonna be

01:49:33.580 here right

01:49:34.100 yes

01:49:34.600 wonderful

01:49:35.580 pickles are the

01:49:37.900 national food

01:49:38.540 of papo

01:49:39.140 not hot dogs

01:49:40.880 not hot dogs

01:49:45.220 yeah no definitely

01:49:47.660 hot dogs

01:49:48.160 not hot dogs

01:49:49.340 right i don't i don't

01:49:50.480 see any there's no

01:49:51.740 ads for fucking

01:49:52.640 pickles here but we

01:49:53.700 certainly got one for

01:49:54.540 fucking ice cold hot

01:49:55.800 dog water so you

01:49:57.000 know

01:49:57.240 it's our sponsor

01:49:59.960 i want to eat a

01:50:04.240 tickle now

01:50:04.840 ice cold hot dog

01:50:06.060 water

01:50:06.440 get it in you

01:50:08.400 yeah well actually

01:50:09.700 amazing

01:50:12.020 awesome

01:50:16.420 good on you

01:50:17.780 love it

01:50:18.560 let's go

01:50:20.000 strangely

01:50:20.340 beautiful love that

01:50:23.080 what time is it

01:50:24.340 now oh yes

01:50:25.320 i love that for

01:50:27.000 us

01:50:27.120 it's like working

01:50:27.960 this way to 630

01:50:28.900 i don't know are

01:50:30.060 you making a dinner

01:50:30.720 tonight or no

01:50:31.440 well i don't i only

01:50:34.580 have to worry about

01:50:35.320 myself because

01:50:36.340 the wee one's off at

01:50:39.120 his friend's house and

01:50:40.160 then his dad's probably

01:50:41.020 picking them up tomorrow

01:50:41.980 because they're gonna do

01:50:43.080 some sort of fucking

01:50:44.380 bullshit i don't know

01:50:45.660 i think there's like a

01:50:47.820 fair happening somewhere

01:50:48.880 and they're gonna go to

01:50:49.760 so i'm uh kid free for a

01:50:53.140 little bit and doing

01:50:53.740 fucking nothing

01:50:54.460 that's what i'm doing

01:50:56.560 that's the fun part

01:51:00.820 it's friday night though

01:51:08.000 it is friday night it's

01:51:09.760 friday night and

01:51:11.660 saturday sunday then

01:51:12.880 i feel like that's the

01:51:16.020 only song i know right

01:51:16.960 now

01:51:17.440 yeah

01:51:19.720 do i want

01:51:20.640 huckleberry or

01:51:22.060 strawberry guava

01:51:22.800 no idea

01:51:25.100 i'm gonna go

01:51:26.820 no

01:51:27.180 i am gonna relight my

01:51:29.380 joint though

01:51:30.200 hoorah

01:51:31.120 oh these are the ones

01:51:33.740 that can never get open

01:51:34.720 this is my problem

01:51:35.720 why can't i get these

01:51:40.360 things open

01:51:41.040 i wish they would

01:51:42.320 make them so that

01:51:43.020 they're easy to open

01:51:44.140 for the people

01:51:44.700 oh pickles

01:51:46.120 oh my pickles

01:51:47.920 i like

01:51:48.880 christmas tiny pickle

01:51:50.440 tiny pickle

01:51:55.980 yeah christmas tiny

01:51:57.700 pickle over there

01:51:58.980 i wonder if we could

01:52:02.560 have a christmas

01:52:03.380 we could do like

01:52:05.760 a dagmas thing

01:52:07.440 let's do a christmas thing

01:52:11.200 wonder if we could get

01:52:12.140 enough people here for

01:52:12.940 christmas

01:52:13.360 is that too soon

01:52:14.240 too soon

01:52:15.040 i don't know

01:52:16.380 maybe

01:52:16.640 i know

01:52:16.980 no

01:52:18.600 the only way to organize

01:52:20.060 with bags is like way

01:52:21.920 the fuck ahead of time

01:52:23.040 man

01:52:23.260 well i know

01:52:25.420 some of us can do it

01:52:26.260 i was gonna say what

01:52:27.560 are you talking about

01:52:28.140 i've taken a couple of

01:52:29.020 trips where i've just on a

01:52:30.220 whim been like fuck it i'm

01:52:31.680 getting a bus ticket here i

01:52:32.760 yeah i've literally been

01:52:35.080 like hey you should come

01:52:36.480 you should come

01:52:38.040 he's like oh okay

01:52:39.740 well like there was uh

01:52:42.040 what i think it was the

01:52:42.940 original danger cats

01:52:44.040 weekend where i just

01:52:44.980 happened to find somebody

01:52:46.480 that was coming to the

01:52:47.720 area so i was like mind

01:52:49.100 if i ride with you and i

01:52:50.180 get up there and i'm like

01:52:51.040 i have no idea how i'm

01:52:52.240 getting home but i'm here

01:52:54.020 yeah that was funny

01:52:57.160 yeah whatever i was like

01:52:59.880 i don't mind just doing

01:53:00.580 shit on whim

01:53:01.260 i was debating it i

01:53:07.080 looked it up we'll see

01:53:08.500 coming in or what

01:53:12.200 what tomorrow

01:53:13.300 yeah i kind of looked it

01:53:17.620 up real quick

01:53:18.180 i'll check it again in the

01:53:23.520 morning and see if the

01:53:24.460 price drops due to the

01:53:25.680 day of

01:53:26.180 yeah

01:53:26.980 fuck shit piss

01:53:30.400 cunt cock sucker

01:53:31.720 motherfucker that was so

01:53:33.080 good and tits

01:53:34.140 forget

01:53:34.800 tits

01:53:35.640 don't forget

01:53:37.800 and tits

01:53:38.660 and double dicks

01:53:42.300 double dicks

01:53:43.820 i know i'm supposed to

01:53:46.640 squeeze it to open i

01:53:47.580 don't have any strength in

01:53:48.600 my hands because i have

01:53:49.520 arthritis so i can't

01:53:50.760 squeeze it

01:53:51.660 that's my problem that's

01:53:54.000 why i get the ones where

01:53:54.840 you can rip them open

01:53:55.820 like the packages that

01:53:57.320 you can like rip open

01:53:58.200 they don't try not to

01:53:59.880 buy away from the store

01:54:00.760 but

01:54:01.020 what's going on there

01:54:09.980 what do i got anyway

01:54:14.040 i haven't paid any

01:54:17.100 attention to what's going

01:54:18.300 on

01:54:18.760 i have no idea what's

01:54:20.940 happening anymore

01:54:21.780 i have no idea what's

01:54:45.400 going on

01:54:45.800 there's a little honey

01:54:47.860 not a clue

01:54:49.180 what a cutie

01:54:51.620 yeah

01:54:52.540 she's old

01:54:53.360 it's so light at your

01:54:55.140 house

01:54:55.520 she's got lumps and

01:54:56.640 bumps on her and stuff

01:54:57.980 how old is she now

01:54:59.840 it's old

01:55:00.180 15

01:55:00.880 holy fuck 15

01:55:02.560 all right

01:55:03.060 well there you go

01:55:03.880 hey

01:55:04.680 don't die in my house

01:55:06.080 not here

01:55:06.760 not today

01:55:07.780 you're happy to carry

01:55:10.660 where was that actually

01:55:17.920 how many

01:55:22.420 12

01:55:23.760 what

01:55:25.120 i'm trying to figure out

01:55:28.020 how many people are going

01:55:28.820 to be here tomorrow

01:55:29.560 i think i might be there

01:55:35.620 i don't know

01:55:36.060 if i get there

01:55:36.820 i'll get there

01:55:37.520 i don't drive

01:55:38.220 so if i get a lift

01:55:39.160 i'll be able to

01:55:39.660 you got

01:55:40.440 you know who's coming

01:55:41.960 of course you got

01:55:42.740 we'll figure it out

01:55:43.800 yeah we always do

01:55:44.960 we'll figure it out

01:55:45.700 yeah

01:55:46.120 there's lots of people

01:55:47.460 coming from your hood

01:55:48.600 you'll get here

01:55:50.600 it'll be ridiculous

01:55:51.480 i can hitchhike

01:55:52.820 if i want to

01:55:53.480 i wouldn't recommend it

01:55:54.740 but

01:55:54.900 yeah

01:55:55.580 it's like

01:55:56.000 go bust

01:55:58.900 holy fuck

01:55:59.580 that'd be a disaster

01:56:00.440 i don't know

01:56:01.440 why didn't you

01:56:02.280 take a letter

01:56:02.980 i don't know

01:56:05.280 i don't know

01:56:06.120 yeah right

01:56:06.580 pervert

01:56:07.420 my fucking gearbox

01:56:08.420 yeah

01:56:08.980 there you go chris

01:56:10.760 what

01:56:11.900 uh

01:56:12.780 cleanos

01:56:13.420 homemade version

01:56:14.760 of pretty

01:56:15.140 she knows you have

01:56:17.460 two dicks

01:56:17.860 you guys know

01:56:18.900 so you guys know

01:56:20.040 they're just not

01:56:21.120 hammers

01:56:21.580 that's all

01:56:22.260 we know chris's

01:56:23.720 secret now

01:56:24.280 it's out

01:56:24.740 you just got two

01:56:27.500 little ones

01:56:28.120 together they make

01:56:29.380 a hole

01:56:29.780 okay i'm going to

01:56:30.960 show you a trick

01:56:31.500 real quick

01:56:32.060 all right

01:56:32.580 okay chris i'm going

01:56:33.620 to show you i am not

01:56:34.520 a rapist

01:56:35.080 okay

01:56:35.800 okay

01:56:37.640 why do we have to

01:56:38.120 start with this

01:56:39.080 well you got to

01:56:40.680 clear the air

01:56:41.380 first text to be

01:56:43.440 clear

01:56:43.780 to be clear

01:56:44.760 i'm not a rapist

01:56:45.860 pay attention this is

01:56:46.840 a rapist card trick

01:56:48.120 okay now i am not

01:56:49.780 a rapist

01:56:50.360 i'm too small

01:56:51.760 shuffle those cards

01:56:54.580 up

01:56:54.880 it's an easy trick

01:56:56.360 okay

01:56:57.000 okay

01:56:58.080 honey get back

01:56:59.000 pay attention

01:57:00.120 you can do the

01:57:00.900 trick next week

01:57:01.660 shuffle them up

01:57:02.860 okay

01:57:03.280 pull back right

01:57:04.820 nice

01:57:05.720 okay

01:57:06.200 i love it

01:57:07.000 okay i just need

01:57:07.920 to look at them

01:57:08.440 just for a second

01:57:09.160 okay

01:57:09.640 okay

01:57:10.380 okay

01:57:11.040 put your hand out

01:57:12.200 like that please

01:57:12.880 okay

01:57:13.560 i'm going to put

01:57:14.420 the cards down

01:57:15.180 tell me to stop

01:57:16.740 i'll know what

01:57:17.340 card it is

01:57:17.980 you ready

01:57:18.520 yeah

01:57:19.080 okay

01:57:24.320 stop

01:57:24.720 i said stop

01:57:27.780 i said stop

01:57:28.640 yeah

01:57:28.900 yeah

01:57:29.900 tell me

01:57:30.420 is this one

01:57:31.220 stop

01:57:32.520 stop

01:57:33.580 no

01:57:34.520 i said stop

01:57:35.440 the baby

01:57:35.880 says you say

01:57:36.840 stop to the

01:57:37.520 rapist

01:57:37.920 uh

01:57:38.200 i don't want to

01:57:43.040 sound like a

01:57:43.480 dick or nothing

01:57:44.120 but uh

01:57:44.960 it says on your

01:57:45.760 chart that you're

01:57:46.580 fucked up

01:57:47.260 uh you talk

01:57:48.440 like a fag

01:57:49.220 and your

01:57:49.740 shit's all

01:57:50.180 retarded

01:57:50.740 i should have

01:58:03.860 known

01:58:04.180 i should have

01:58:05.020 seen that one

01:58:05.860 man

01:58:06.160 i didn't

01:58:06.820 i said stop

01:58:08.080 and then i

01:58:08.400 keep repeating

01:58:08.820 my wife figured

01:58:09.680 it out

01:58:10.120 she had to go

01:58:10.740 through the

01:58:11.060 whole

01:58:11.240 that's so

01:58:12.840 good

01:58:13.260 that's so

01:58:15.520 good

01:58:15.940 see my

01:58:16.880 card

01:58:17.060 oh my god

01:58:19.220 my god

01:58:20.300 this is my

01:58:21.140 neighborhood

01:58:21.600 this is my

01:58:22.360 neighborhood

01:58:22.700 right

01:58:23.660 i think i want

01:58:25.120 to

01:58:25.240 on a daily

01:58:26.140 basis

01:58:26.560 for five

01:58:27.080 six

01:58:27.360 all right

01:58:27.760 i think i want

01:58:28.480 to start all

01:58:29.140 my new

01:58:29.580 conversations

01:58:30.120 with that

01:58:31.060 the rapist

01:58:31.960 joke is not

01:58:32.720 a rapist

01:58:33.360 no i just i'm

01:58:34.780 not a rapist

01:58:35.520 i'm gonna start

01:58:36.140 every kind of

01:58:36.760 first thing i'll

01:58:37.920 say

01:58:38.320 i'll be i'll be

01:58:41.640 heading to the

01:58:42.100 grocery store

01:58:42.800 picking up my

01:58:43.440 groceries get to

01:58:44.360 the checkout be

01:58:45.140 like i'm not a

01:58:46.880 racist or i'm not

01:58:48.120 a rapist

01:58:48.620 right

01:58:49.440 bring my shit

01:58:52.080 through let's

01:58:52.680 go

01:58:53.020 not a rapist

01:58:58.240 oh my god

01:58:59.920 i feel like

01:59:00.800 that's just

01:59:01.280 you should lead

01:59:03.260 with it

01:59:03.640 go to the

01:59:04.720 school

01:59:05.000 yeah go to

01:59:06.020 the school

01:59:06.420 and pick up

01:59:07.000 connor and be

01:59:07.720 like just look at

01:59:08.680 whatever teachers

01:59:09.820 there i'm not a

01:59:10.860 rapist

01:59:11.300 not a rapist

01:59:11.880 i got my

01:59:13.700 nephew

01:59:14.040 all right

01:59:16.780 please don't

01:59:20.280 leave with that

01:59:21.340 everything

01:59:23.360 everything i'm not

01:59:24.420 a rapist

01:59:24.860 all right

01:59:26.160 sneak up behind

01:59:27.300 some lady

01:59:27.880 dark at night

01:59:28.820 i'm not a

01:59:30.260 racist

01:59:30.560 i'm not a

01:59:31.400 rapist

01:59:31.780 i'm not a

01:59:32.240 rapist

01:59:32.620 jesus

01:59:37.320 that's what a

01:59:39.700 rapist would

01:59:40.320 say

01:59:40.700 yeah right

01:59:41.640 it's like that

01:59:45.480 uh that clip

01:59:46.360 from fucking

01:59:46.940 it's always sunny

01:59:47.960 in philadelphia

01:59:48.740 where he's like

01:59:50.440 we gotta write a

01:59:51.260 song about how

01:59:52.020 i don't diddle

01:59:52.660 kids

01:59:53.180 and then they're

01:59:53.960 like well

01:59:54.340 that's exactly

01:59:55.880 what someone who

01:59:56.680 diddles kids

01:59:57.260 would do

01:59:57.820 fuck that show

02:00:03.100 was so

02:00:03.700 fucked

02:00:04.240 so good

02:00:05.700 oh my god

02:00:07.420 it is a good

02:00:08.020 show

02:00:08.340 it is hilarious

02:00:09.260 it's so good

02:00:10.120 because it's like

02:00:10.940 every conversation

02:00:11.960 is like relatable

02:00:12.880 with your group

02:00:13.660 of friends

02:00:14.000 you're like how

02:00:14.840 how have they

02:00:15.740 had these

02:00:16.080 conversations too

02:00:17.240 all right

02:00:18.620 oh so good

02:00:20.780 and the night

02:00:21.460 now like come

02:00:22.300 on

02:00:22.780 yeah

02:00:23.180 so we're all

02:00:24.740 resorted

02:00:25.220 yeah basically

02:00:26.740 yeah

02:00:27.480 yeah

02:00:28.540 in good company

02:00:30.620 on the short bus

02:00:31.380 let's go

02:00:32.040 we're all

02:00:35.440 we're all

02:00:35.800 close so that

02:00:36.460 we can share

02:00:37.000 snacks

02:00:37.620 that's

02:00:38.260 what's happening

02:00:40.220 is that the

02:00:41.180 short bus

02:00:41.820 it is fucking

02:00:47.860 windy here

02:00:48.580 holy shit

02:00:49.400 yeah

02:00:49.880 right

02:00:50.300 could you

02:00:51.220 could you

02:00:51.560 actually imagine

02:00:52.260 that though

02:00:52.680 like put yourself

02:00:53.660 in a position

02:00:54.380 where somebody

02:00:55.000 literally led

02:00:56.140 with i'm not

02:00:57.120 a rapist

02:00:57.660 like right

02:00:59.040 away i'm

02:00:59.640 thinking

02:01:00.000 yeah

02:01:01.980 good thing

02:01:02.760 it's good

02:01:03.420 thing chris

02:01:03.760 is right there

02:01:04.380 guys are not

02:01:05.200 a rapist

02:01:05.700 i'm not a

02:01:07.160 rapist

02:01:07.780 but

02:01:08.320 but

02:01:08.740 where's the

02:01:11.780 butt

02:01:11.980 i don't want

02:01:12.540 me in the

02:01:12.840 butt

02:01:13.040 fuck out

02:01:13.520 with the

02:01:13.720 butt

02:01:13.920 there's no

02:01:15.640 butt

02:01:15.980 stuff

02:01:16.620 i don't

02:01:17.140 know

02:01:17.680 there's no

02:01:18.160 butt

02:01:18.460 there's no

02:01:19.400 butt

02:01:19.780 there's no

02:01:20.760 well there

02:01:21.940 fucking better

02:01:22.480 not be any

02:01:23.120 butt

02:01:23.400 right

02:01:24.480 i don't like

02:01:26.780 the sound

02:01:27.220 but

02:01:27.540 i'm not

02:01:28.620 a

02:01:28.800 butt

02:01:29.760 i'm not

02:01:32.140 into that

02:01:32.700 this ain't

02:01:34.980 no daddy

02:01:35.380 party

02:01:35.760 all right

02:01:36.420 that's

02:01:39.140 oh man

02:01:40.120 that's getting

02:01:41.180 fucking weird

02:01:42.280 eh

02:01:42.620 oh yeah

02:01:43.300 no there's

02:01:43.900 a lot of

02:01:44.240 weirdness with

02:01:44.820 that

02:01:45.100 a lot of

02:01:46.140 weirdness

02:01:46.640 don't run

02:01:47.500 from the

02:01:47.820 lord

02:01:48.140 but i'm

02:01:49.820 noticing a

02:01:50.420 lot more

02:01:50.840 transparency

02:01:51.660 when it

02:01:52.060 comes to

02:01:52.520 those guys

02:01:53.120 than did

02:01:53.580 with epstein

02:01:54.180 right

02:01:55.440 well it's

02:01:57.780 yeah i

02:01:58.380 don't know

02:01:58.680 we're gonna

02:01:59.280 see but

02:01:59.800 that's that's

02:02:00.540 one wild

02:02:01.460 and i love

02:02:02.700 too it's

02:02:03.320 like crazy

02:02:04.020 how i

02:02:05.400 never really

02:02:05.860 thought about

02:02:06.320 it until it

02:02:07.020 was pointed

02:02:07.440 out but

02:02:08.160 if you look

02:02:09.100 at grammy

02:02:09.660 award speeches

02:02:10.320 and now

02:02:13.020 they're like

02:02:13.420 pointing out

02:02:13.980 how like

02:02:14.420 everybody has

02:02:15.380 to thank

02:02:15.840 like beyonce

02:02:16.680 and jay-z

02:02:17.980 and it's

02:02:19.480 like it's

02:02:21.020 it did

02:02:21.640 there's some

02:02:22.200 weird fucking

02:02:23.220 weird shit

02:02:25.260 there

02:02:25.580 and just

02:02:27.520 knowing that

02:02:28.160 all those

02:02:28.740 fucking gang

02:02:29.480 banging

02:02:29.800 rappers were

02:02:30.660 just actually

02:02:31.800 like gang

02:02:32.700 banging

02:02:33.340 rappers

02:02:34.400 right

02:02:37.080 they weren't

02:02:39.620 out murdering

02:02:40.560 people they

02:02:41.400 were murdering

02:02:42.100 each other

02:02:42.680 you know what

02:02:43.220 i mean

02:02:43.480 so i think

02:02:46.620 the whole

02:02:46.940 diddy thing's a

02:02:47.600 distraction from

02:02:48.440 the actual

02:02:48.920 epstein list

02:02:49.740 that's what i

02:02:50.260 think

02:02:50.500 i mean

02:02:51.680 potentially

02:02:52.220 possibly

02:02:52.880 and probably

02:02:54.040 a distraction

02:02:54.640 from a lot

02:02:55.160 of other

02:02:55.480 things

02:02:55.920 that's that

02:02:58.120 that's why

02:02:58.640 i think that

02:02:59.360 like that

02:03:00.880 one's a tough

02:03:01.540 one because i

02:03:02.220 think that it's

02:03:02.840 all connected

02:03:03.480 first of all

02:03:04.260 but second of

02:03:05.760 all i think

02:03:06.540 that it's the

02:03:07.380 reason it's

02:03:08.040 being pushed

02:03:08.720 in the

02:03:09.220 algorithms

02:03:09.840 because the

02:03:11.360 way that it

02:03:11.980 works is that

02:03:12.940 while it's being

02:03:13.560 pushed in the

02:03:14.340 algorithms we're

02:03:15.500 just busy

02:03:16.320 joking about it

02:03:17.400 and you know

02:03:18.820 having the

02:03:19.340 water cooler

02:03:20.120 it becomes the

02:03:21.080 water cooler

02:03:21.660 talk because

02:03:22.300 everybody's

02:03:22.740 yeah right

02:03:23.540 and they're

02:03:24.920 pushing it on

02:03:25.660 a lot of

02:03:26.360 people yeah

02:03:27.020 it's they're

02:03:28.160 making sure

02:03:28.680 that's what

02:03:29.160 you're watching

02:03:29.700 right but

02:03:32.400 you're not

02:03:32.800 but like

02:03:33.420 this is the

02:03:34.900 funny part is

02:03:35.540 it's like

02:03:35.920 no it's a

02:03:36.980 suit the

02:03:37.400 jewer right

02:03:38.300 yeah

02:03:38.760 but that's

02:03:41.740 what's really

02:03:42.200 funny about it

02:03:42.820 though is it's

02:03:43.320 like they're

02:03:43.680 making sure that

02:03:44.420 you're watching

02:03:45.060 the diddy situation

02:03:46.040 but you're not

02:03:46.620 actually watching

02:03:47.580 the diddy situation

02:03:48.580 you're just

02:03:49.160 seeing little

02:03:50.360 bits and pieces

02:03:50.980 here and there

02:03:51.680 just enough to

02:03:52.520 maybe get some

02:03:53.200 jokes on unless

02:03:54.000 you're actually

02:03:54.640 going to go down

02:03:55.960 that rabbit hole

02:03:56.820 right if you're

02:03:58.420 going to choose to

02:03:59.000 go down the rabbit

02:03:59.580 hole there's a lot

02:04:00.200 of stuff to find

02:04:00.940 um but you know

02:04:03.360 if you're just

02:04:03.980 going to take in

02:04:04.800 whatever's you know

02:04:06.080 sent to you then

02:04:07.440 yeah it's very

02:04:08.720 gross man like

02:04:09.580 like yeah exactly

02:04:11.140 man this is why

02:04:12.080 I never like even

02:04:13.500 back in the 90s

02:04:14.600 uh I watched

02:04:15.840 uh what was

02:04:17.740 it I was on

02:04:18.480 acid too man

02:04:19.480 and I puked

02:04:20.020 my gut too

02:04:20.640 no I watched

02:04:22.140 uh freaks of

02:04:22.860 nature one and

02:04:23.780 two uh a couple

02:04:26.140 friends of mine

02:04:26.720 had it on vhs

02:04:28.020 right it was

02:04:28.680 fucking hardcore

02:04:29.900 porn but it was

02:04:30.860 like chicks with

02:04:31.600 it was chicks with

02:04:33.060 three tits and

02:04:34.140 fucking guys with

02:04:35.300 two or guys with

02:04:36.780 great big fucking

02:04:37.600 horse cocks that

02:04:38.480 were sewn on

02:04:39.160 they weren't

02:04:39.840 natural man they

02:04:40.800 were weird but

02:04:42.060 it was just a

02:04:42.600 fucked up

02:04:43.180 and I barfed

02:04:45.400 my guts out

02:04:46.020 no wonder you

02:04:46.700 wanted to be on

02:04:47.260 the devil dick

02:04:47.820 dudes no because

02:04:49.940 it was around that

02:04:50.900 time I actually

02:04:51.600 thought me and

02:04:52.160 my buddy thought

02:04:52.680 about going down

02:04:53.320 to LA and

02:04:54.080 becoming porn

02:04:54.700 stars and uh

02:04:56.400 I watched that

02:04:57.460 fucking video on

02:04:58.780 acid and like

02:04:59.640 nope nope I

02:05:01.700 was barfed my

02:05:02.360 guts out but

02:05:03.520 people were but

02:05:04.720 they also had

02:05:05.380 snuff shit there

02:05:06.880 and they were

02:05:07.260 playing snuff

02:05:08.100 and um I'll

02:05:09.820 again I'm on

02:05:10.740 acid it doesn't

02:05:11.480 matter if I was

02:05:12.080 on LSD or if

02:05:13.140 I was sober

02:05:13.740 watching that

02:05:15.220 stuff man was

02:05:16.200 like no like

02:05:17.480 I don't need

02:05:18.160 there's there's

02:05:19.320 some things you

02:05:20.060 see you don't

02:05:20.720 see you can't

02:05:21.720 unsee right I

02:05:23.360 don't need to

02:05:24.000 see that why

02:05:25.220 go out of your

02:05:25.780 way to see

02:05:26.340 something that

02:05:26.900 you shouldn't

02:05:27.420 see like that's

02:05:28.700 someone's personal

02:05:29.540 moment they died

02:05:30.860 there and then

02:05:31.840 right like I

02:05:32.380 don't need to

02:05:32.860 see that man I

02:05:33.560 don't why go

02:05:34.360 out of your way

02:05:34.780 to fucking watch

02:05:35.580 that shit it's

02:05:36.780 fucking weird man

02:05:37.880 car accidents and

02:05:39.240 shit like that I

02:05:40.260 get how they

02:05:40.900 like for people

02:05:42.680 who drink and

02:05:43.240 drive and if

02:05:44.540 someone fucking

02:05:45.340 ever wants to get

02:05:46.560 their license again

02:05:47.280 and they killed

02:05:47.820 somebody and there

02:05:49.700 have been people

02:05:50.500 who've killed

02:05:51.060 people but they

02:05:52.660 still drive right

02:05:54.420 they've had like

02:05:55.820 their license taken

02:05:56.600 away like six

02:05:57.800 fucking times and

02:05:58.520 they're still

02:05:58.820 fucking driving

02:05:59.500 doesn't matter how

02:06:01.520 many videos you

02:06:02.160 show them you can

02:06:03.240 show them all the

02:06:03.840 videos of all the

02:06:04.580 fucking people that

02:06:05.580 have died horrifically

02:06:06.860 like fuck man I

02:06:09.160 don't want to see

02:06:09.800 that it's terrible

02:06:11.400 some people check

02:06:13.140 that shit out they

02:06:13.860 go and they

02:06:15.260 watch fucking like

02:06:16.120 war like what's

02:06:17.480 happening in Ukraine

02:06:18.320 and Russia I don't

02:06:19.420 want to see the

02:06:20.040 Russians in Ukraine

02:06:20.980 it's like a guy with

02:06:24.760 two dicks everybody

02:06:25.660 loves a train wreck

02:06:26.640 that's different

02:06:28.600 man that's fucking

02:06:29.460 hilarious well no

02:06:31.300 but it's it's the

02:06:32.060 same idea though it's

02:06:33.200 the idea that you

02:06:34.640 don't necessarily want

02:06:36.300 to see it but

02:06:38.880 yeah you can't

02:06:41.300 look away

02:06:41.740 yeah with two

02:06:42.280 dicks man I'm

02:06:43.060 impressed right

02:06:44.420 sure but the

02:06:47.020 the the want to

02:06:48.280 check it out

02:06:49.100 but the want to

02:06:52.220 check it out has

02:06:53.060 nothing to do with

02:06:53.760 whether we like or

02:06:54.640 do not like it's

02:06:56.040 this idea that there

02:06:58.300 are just some things

02:06:59.260 that for whatever

02:06:59.900 reason we cannot

02:07:02.020 look away from and

02:07:04.720 we will look at it

02:07:05.820 and and we may

02:07:07.900 regret looking at it

02:07:09.300 yeah yeah and we

02:07:11.100 may regret that

02:07:11.920 decision but the

02:07:15.540 decision is always

02:07:16.440 that we're we're

02:07:17.400 likely gonna look at

02:07:18.820 it or we're gonna

02:07:19.440 you know what I

02:07:19.960 mean like it if it's

02:07:21.640 shown to us we'll

02:07:22.460 look at it yeah if

02:07:25.780 you go by a car

02:07:26.640 accident everybody

02:07:27.520 fucking locks

02:07:28.400 everybody and like

02:07:31.100 the way it is now

02:07:31.880 they fucking they're

02:07:33.680 the rubber neck

02:07:34.340 yeah and the way

02:07:36.620 it is you know

02:07:37.380 everybody's fucking

02:07:38.420 right everybody wants

02:07:42.380 to get that picture

02:07:43.200 and put it up on

02:07:43.920 Facebook put it in

02:07:44.860 their bad driver group

02:07:45.900 or put it on their

02:07:46.680 own you know

02:07:47.560 whatever yeah well

02:07:49.520 that one is because

02:07:50.420 like I've seen in

02:07:51.300 instances where it's

02:07:52.220 like it's a really bad

02:07:53.240 fucking wreck and it

02:07:54.080 looks like somebody

02:07:54.680 probably died and

02:07:55.700 you're just plastering

02:07:56.500 that picture all over

02:07:57.460 the fucking Facebook

02:07:58.260 before anybody can

02:07:59.820 know who it is or

02:08:01.800 what you know

02:08:03.180 anybody who looks at

02:08:04.340 that picture and

02:08:05.200 knows that their

02:08:06.040 family member or

02:08:06.980 whatever drives one

02:08:08.000 of those vehicles

02:08:08.840 me my buddies we

02:08:11.300 were coming home

02:08:11.940 from a job in

02:08:13.120 Toronto and we

02:08:14.840 were just under the

02:08:15.520 Winston Churchill

02:08:16.220 Boulevard overpass

02:08:17.780 there we were

02:08:19.200 parked like just

02:08:20.020 before that we're

02:08:20.860 almost underneath it

02:08:21.940 and on the other

02:08:22.860 side of it like

02:08:24.620 maybe fucking six

02:08:25.860 seven cars ahead

02:08:26.720 of me was a guy

02:08:28.460 with a hood through

02:08:29.260 his fucking face

02:08:30.220 he was driving a

02:08:31.300 Grand Am almost

02:08:33.900 the exact same car

02:08:34.800 that I have I had

02:08:36.040 at the time right

02:08:36.760 I wasn't driving it

02:08:38.620 that was because I

02:08:39.380 wasn't legal but

02:08:40.900 it doesn't matter

02:08:42.100 these two guys these

02:08:43.120 two guys get out of

02:08:43.860 the car went to go

02:08:45.560 fucking see if they

02:08:46.280 could help and they

02:08:48.080 came back and they

02:08:48.920 said they wish they

02:08:49.600 didn't because what

02:08:50.560 they saw was like yeah

02:08:51.880 a guy with a hood

02:08:52.900 he was still alive as

02:08:54.740 the firefighters were

02:08:55.600 trying to pull the

02:08:56.180 hood out of his

02:08:56.680 fucking face

02:08:57.440 and Trent's right

02:09:01.520 too like how many

02:09:02.800 you think watched

02:09:03.500 9-11 live and like

02:09:05.020 people can't look

02:09:05.680 away that like I

02:09:06.440 guarantee that was

02:09:07.260 probably one of the

02:09:08.060 most watched live

02:09:08.900 events fucking ever

02:09:09.920 I was so glad I

02:09:11.460 didn't go to see

02:09:12.180 that man that's not

02:09:13.080 something I ever want

02:09:14.000 to see I woke up to

02:09:15.100 it I was sleep I

02:09:16.420 fucking I remember

02:09:17.320 because we went to

02:09:18.280 the bar the night

02:09:18.880 before I passed out

02:09:21.640 on my friend's couch

02:09:22.460 and then woke up

02:09:24.820 because they were

02:09:26.120 watching it on the

02:09:26.980 news and I remember

02:09:28.760 sitting up I look

02:09:30.900 and I see the

02:09:31.820 fucking first tower

02:09:32.840 is just like smoking

02:09:33.980 and fucking on fire

02:09:35.440 and I'm like oh

02:09:36.800 and I see this plane

02:09:38.540 come in out of the

02:09:39.420 side and hit the

02:09:40.280 second one and right

02:09:42.520 away I was like what

02:09:43.320 fucking movie is this

02:09:44.500 and they're like yeah

02:09:47.860 no that's that's the

02:09:48.960 news I'm like huh

02:09:50.960 and then I noticed

02:09:52.300 down in the corner

02:09:53.100 and it was like

02:09:55.100 CNN or something

02:09:56.040 fucking stupid I

02:09:56.960 don't remember

02:09:57.660 specifically which

02:09:58.680 I remember it

02:09:59.380 everybody had it

02:10:00.180 live I woke up

02:10:02.040 this morning I had

02:10:02.880 my cup of coffee

02:10:03.620 with the woman she

02:10:05.240 had the news on

02:10:05.920 TV on and we

02:10:07.860 watched it happen

02:10:08.820 as it was happening

02:10:10.160 and then I had to

02:10:12.840 go meet my boss so

02:10:13.980 I'm like fucking

02:10:14.840 trying to scramble

02:10:15.720 to get my fucking

02:10:16.440 paint and whites on

02:10:17.440 and shit get the

02:10:18.200 fucking door and I

02:10:20.640 watched the first

02:10:21.340 plane hit the first

02:10:21.980 tower I'm like the

02:10:23.300 first thing I said

02:10:23.940 to Michelle I looked

02:10:24.820 right at her I said

02:10:25.460 I can't believe they

02:10:26.120 did that to their

02:10:26.720 own people that was

02:10:28.180 my first fucking

02:10:28.980 words man yeah and

02:10:30.920 then I went to go

02:10:31.580 meet my boss to go to

02:10:32.580 work and we're sitting

02:10:34.040 in the van and he's

02:10:35.120 like hey do you know

02:10:35.880 about this and so we're

02:10:36.900 sitting here listening

02:10:37.520 to his radio because

02:10:39.260 it's on the radio now so

02:10:40.460 now I'm listening to the

02:10:41.160 fucking radio for a

02:10:42.080 while before we leave

02:10:42.780 and go to work and

02:10:44.640 then we get to the

02:10:45.580 job site and now we

02:10:47.240 get it on TV I can't

02:10:48.720 remember what job

02:10:49.280 site it was but

02:10:50.040 they're painting for

02:10:50.820 somebody and it was

02:10:52.520 on TV and that's when

02:10:53.340 the second fucking

02:10:54.880 hit happened it's

02:10:56.000 like uh I mean we're

02:10:57.880 watching that so yeah

02:10:59.380 we didn't get a whole

02:11:00.060 lot of work done that

02:11:00.920 day we're basically

02:11:02.000 just watching what the

02:11:03.020 fuck was going on

02:11:04.140 this is fucking fuck

02:11:05.260 right like it was a

02:11:06.280 wild I worked at the

02:11:07.660 bank when it happened

02:11:08.640 so I was working that

02:11:10.040 day and we went into

02:11:11.560 like full lockdown like

02:11:12.900 we had police officers at

02:11:15.460 every single entrance

02:11:16.460 with shotguns we were

02:11:18.940 all locked in like I

02:11:20.180 used to work in the

02:11:20.740 secure room in the

02:11:21.460 safe room like counting

02:11:22.840 all the money every

02:11:24.120 day and yeah like I

02:11:26.080 had to stay in there

02:11:26.620 all day it was crazy

02:11:27.660 yeah it was fucked

02:11:29.200 yeah yeah that was a

02:11:30.900 wild time and I mean I

02:11:32.380 did I did think there

02:11:33.360 was something up with

02:11:34.160 it because my my whole

02:11:35.840 line of thinking on

02:11:36.840 that is given all of

02:11:38.920 the different security

02:11:40.300 features that are all

02:11:42.020 in place on everything

02:11:43.680 that needed to be done

02:11:45.340 it's to me an

02:11:47.520 impossibility that it

02:11:48.860 just happened yeah

02:11:50.020 like there had to be

02:11:52.820 something yeah there

02:11:56.820 had to be something

02:11:57.640 that allowed for it to

02:11:59.980 happen the way that it

02:12:00.940 did well there was

02:12:02.240 there was a Canadian

02:12:03.740 F-14s or where the

02:12:05.700 fuck there I don't

02:12:06.400 fucking know the

02:12:07.060 goddamn but there was

02:12:08.420 Canadian Air Force

02:12:09.320 jets in the air at the

02:12:11.100 time in the area

02:12:12.960 um who offered

02:12:15.560 assistance and this

02:12:16.940 is what this was on

02:12:18.200 record and they were

02:12:19.540 ordered to stand down

02:12:20.640 they were the closest

02:12:22.280 and they were already

02:12:23.180 in the air so by the

02:12:24.340 time the Yankees

02:12:25.300 fucking added fucking

02:12:26.180 other shit in the air

02:12:27.080 um it would have been

02:12:28.940 too late but Canadians

02:12:31.080 offered assistance

02:12:31.780 said no stand down

02:12:34.020 we got this no that's

02:12:36.820 on record man um you

02:12:39.380 had to dig to find it

02:12:40.400 but that I remember

02:12:42.140 like I'm I might be

02:12:43.900 an old fucking beer

02:12:44.840 drinking fucking

02:12:45.620 chain-smoking fucking

02:12:47.020 idiot but I'm not that

02:12:48.400 stupid like I I

02:12:49.640 remember all that shit

02:12:50.780 about 9-11 man like

02:12:52.620 fuck that and again

02:12:54.280 I'll I'll say it again

02:12:55.620 the first words in my

02:12:56.920 mouth when I watched

02:12:57.780 it happen as soon as I

02:12:59.200 watched it happen as it

02:13:00.560 was happening I said I

02:13:02.920 can't believe they did

02:13:03.860 this to their own people

02:13:04.880 right because they

02:13:07.360 wanted war war we got

02:13:10.760 how do you get the

02:13:11.560 people to go to war

02:13:12.520 yeah right it's definitely

02:13:17.940 true though I was paying

02:13:20.440 attention to the news up

02:13:21.580 until that point man and

02:13:23.380 I knew that what they

02:13:24.500 wanted it's all about the

02:13:25.960 oil in the Middle East

02:13:27.020 and my grandfather always

02:13:28.460 fucking said my grandpa

02:13:29.660 said fucking back in the

02:13:30.700 80s like if you turn the

02:13:32.460 fucking Middle East in the

02:13:33.380 last we fucking have

02:13:34.780 world peace man he's he

02:13:36.820 wasn't wrong like fuck

02:13:38.440 every fucking conflict

02:13:41.100 we've ever fucking had

02:13:42.120 has been because of

02:13:42.640 those cuts man fuck off

02:13:44.420 I mean really all the

02:13:48.680 conflicts are just

02:13:49.640 government in general

02:13:51.340 right like because what

02:13:52.420 war has ever really been

02:13:53.860 started for an actual

02:13:55.280 reason other than we

02:13:57.700 want your money or we

02:13:59.260 want your land or you

02:14:01.260 fucked my girl or you

02:14:03.340 know like something

02:14:04.560 something retarded

02:14:05.740 right like there's

02:14:08.440 never a real reason

02:14:09.720 that a war needed to

02:14:10.620 happen now it's make

02:14:12.480 money right like there's

02:14:14.080 that video

02:14:14.780 big money in war right

02:14:17.520 yeah I don't know where

02:14:19.260 it is now but I think

02:14:20.120 it's like

02:14:20.460 oh yeah there was a

02:14:23.400 video that I had shared

02:14:24.500 on Facebook and it's

02:14:25.920 like RFK senior I think

02:14:28.160 and he's explaining that

02:14:30.040 the reason we're involved

02:14:31.400 in all of these Middle

02:14:32.460 Eastern wars is because

02:14:35.720 with NATO and all that

02:14:38.340 shit there's all these

02:14:39.420 government contracts for

02:14:41.040 ammunitions and whatnot

02:14:43.160 and all of those companies

02:14:44.620 are Lockheed Martin and

02:14:46.680 Halliburton and all of

02:14:48.540 these other ones who are

02:14:49.940 all owned by and you'll be

02:14:52.460 shocked to hear it BlackRock

02:14:54.600 so it just means that

02:14:58.320 yeah like of course you're

02:14:59.480 going to keep provoking

02:15:00.220 these fucking wars because

02:15:01.380 when you provoke these

02:15:02.300 wars then these

02:15:03.120 governments not only have

02:15:04.280 to take loans from the

02:15:05.300 central bank which then

02:15:06.320 puts them in more debt

02:15:07.360 with the central banks

02:15:08.340 then they have to turn

02:15:09.140 around and take that

02:15:10.020 money and then spend it

02:15:11.220 on all of these fucking

02:15:12.340 weapons and ammunitions

02:15:13.860 and all of this other

02:15:15.660 bullshit which all it does

02:15:17.100 is makes the weapons

02:15:18.580 manufacturers and

02:15:19.660 BlackRock a whole lot

02:15:20.980 richer

02:15:21.280 she always does that

02:15:24.900 she does this

02:15:26.400 yeah

02:15:27.060 yeah I'm used to it

02:15:29.340 that's what she does

02:15:31.120 I kind of do something

02:15:32.900 nice to you like

02:15:33.560 I need a beer

02:15:34.320 oh sometimes I

02:15:36.540 that's never good

02:15:37.780 but like that's that's

02:15:39.280 the most fucked up part

02:15:40.300 though is to understand

02:15:41.420 that now modern wars

02:15:42.720 are really

02:15:43.460 just a way to make money

02:15:45.720 all right

02:15:48.920 and and with

02:15:50.680 and you look at how

02:15:52.480 much how much BlackRock

02:15:54.000 really owns right like

02:15:55.340 in in most cases it

02:15:57.080 usually only says like

02:15:58.280 it's like two percent

02:15:59.480 of the company or four

02:16:00.760 percent of the company

02:16:01.960 but when you actually

02:16:02.920 look at it they're the

02:16:04.500 largest shareholder

02:16:05.900 though right

02:16:06.640 yeah shareholding

02:16:07.800 is fucking me and look

02:16:09.200 at that right

02:16:09.680 yeah

02:16:10.600 what yeah

02:16:11.880 like while they have

02:16:13.180 four percent like

02:16:14.300 there's so many other

02:16:15.400 people with their

02:16:16.280 in but they have

02:16:18.080 the bulk of it

02:16:19.220 right and

02:16:20.280 plus they're always

02:16:21.400 in with the other

02:16:22.040 same companies as

02:16:23.200 well like Bill and

02:16:24.160 Melinda Gates

02:16:24.840 Foundation

02:16:25.220 but

02:16:27.120 I mean I fuck

02:16:31.520 they own

02:16:31.820 they own CN

02:16:32.580 for fuck's sakes

02:16:33.480 right like

02:16:34.520 you're not wrong

02:16:37.280 it's

02:16:37.540 yeah it's insane

02:16:39.500 when you realize

02:16:40.420 that they're in

02:16:41.240 they have their hands

02:16:42.060 in fucking everything

02:16:43.140 it's like an octopus

02:16:44.400 like crazy

02:16:46.420 here we are

02:16:48.840 we think we've got

02:16:49.820 all this choice

02:16:50.560 but all of the brands

02:16:51.900 that we could possibly

02:16:53.000 buy just really

02:16:54.620 funnel down into like

02:16:55.860 five different companies

02:16:57.060 octopi have an eye

02:16:59.100 there's an eye to that

02:17:00.260 octopus

02:17:00.680 there's a fucking eye

02:17:01.860 you take that fucking

02:17:02.640 eye out

02:17:03.200 and it renders

02:17:05.060 everything else useless

02:17:06.120 man

02:17:06.540 right

02:17:07.500 I think we're fucking

02:17:09.120 doing a good job

02:17:09.860 at that shit

02:17:10.440 but as long as we

02:17:12.480 have freezing

02:17:13.200 the speech

02:17:13.740 we're okay

02:17:14.640 yeah well

02:17:16.340 I mean we really

02:17:17.200 don't

02:17:17.700 but

02:17:17.940 once they

02:17:18.400 no but once they

02:17:19.240 take this shit

02:17:19.900 away from us

02:17:20.580 we're fucked

02:17:21.480 yeah it's coming

02:17:22.960 yeah

02:17:23.860 it's coming

02:17:24.680 seems to be

02:17:27.080 oh poppers

02:17:28.340 fuck yeah

02:17:29.000 nice

02:17:30.520 fuck yeah Michelle

02:17:33.160 see

02:17:35.000 that's what I should

02:17:36.800 be doing right now

02:17:38.100 it's cooking for

02:17:40.740 tomorrow

02:17:41.240 but apparently

02:17:42.600 I'm just hoping

02:17:43.240 everything's just

02:17:43.820 going to come

02:17:44.160 together

02:17:44.600 yeah we'll just

02:17:46.960 bring shit to your

02:17:47.620 head

02:17:47.780 see

02:17:48.040 always does

02:17:50.180 well all your

02:17:51.740 listen when you

02:17:52.760 I'm not worried

02:17:53.640 oh it's like

02:17:54.360 people should

02:17:54.780 bring shit

02:17:55.320 yes everybody

02:17:56.920 always does

02:17:57.680 I'm not worried

02:17:58.560 even remotely

02:17:59.260 always bring

02:17:59.980 something man

02:18:00.680 it's like a pot

02:18:01.320 blush

02:18:01.600 all good

02:18:03.100 it's gonna be good

02:18:05.980 well

02:18:09.260 daggs eat good

02:18:10.320 I'm telling you

02:18:10.940 that

02:18:11.200 I may not be a

02:18:12.620 dag anymore

02:18:13.160 but

02:18:13.540 I still eat good

02:18:14.980 oh

02:18:16.100 that is true

02:18:20.060 I gotta figure out

02:18:21.420 what I'm eating

02:18:21.800 tonight

02:18:22.120 oh yeah

02:18:22.920 I haven't figured

02:18:24.380 that out

02:18:24.620 pickles

02:18:26.960 my school

02:18:28.860 talking hot dog

02:18:29.820 water

02:18:30.120 let's get her

02:18:30.660 done

02:18:30.900 hot dog water

02:18:31.740 again man

02:18:32.580 fucking

02:18:32.960 you're good to

02:18:33.560 go

02:18:33.840 mix that with

02:18:42.400 your caesar

02:18:42.920 yeah there you

02:18:45.600 go

02:18:46.100 amazing

02:18:48.680 what is wrong

02:18:51.320 with you guys

02:18:52.300 hot dog water

02:18:59.260 with caesar

02:19:00.400 actually

02:19:00.800 stop

02:19:05.560 I'm gonna put

02:19:13.080 some of that

02:19:13.440 in your beer

02:19:13.840 when you're not

02:19:14.320 looking for

02:19:14.860 oh

02:19:15.680 that'd probably be

02:19:18.360 that might be good

02:19:20.300 maybe

02:19:20.860 hot dog

02:19:21.940 flavored beer

02:19:22.640 hot dog

02:19:24.880 flavored beer

02:19:25.780 hot dog

02:19:26.960 water

02:19:27.340 on purpose

02:19:27.980 let's add some

02:19:29.640 alcohol

02:19:30.000 to hot dog

02:19:30.620 water

02:19:30.940 let's see

02:19:31.340 what happens

02:19:31.980 what is wrong

02:19:32.900 baby

02:19:33.380 right

02:19:34.640 no what's

02:19:36.080 wrong with you

02:19:36.820 what is new

02:19:38.040 wiener water

02:19:40.680 wiener water

02:19:41.800 johnny's hard

02:19:43.040 wieners

02:19:43.580 let's go

02:19:44.280 alright

02:19:46.960 like wiener

02:19:48.720 flavored cooler

02:19:49.460 like a white cloth

02:19:50.420 Mike's got that

02:19:50.800 fucking hard

02:19:51.420 lemonade

02:19:51.840 I can have

02:19:52.560 fucking

02:19:52.920 hard wiener

02:19:54.060 water

02:19:54.420 fucking

02:19:55.000 let's go

02:19:56.260 what are you

02:20:00.500 mixing it

02:20:01.140 with

02:20:01.900 oh god

02:20:02.540 why are we

02:20:03.160 a

02:20:03.380 probably tequila

02:20:05.320 probably gotta be

02:20:06.480 tequila

02:20:06.860 like if you're

02:20:09.280 going

02:20:09.580 if you're gonna

02:20:10.360 drink

02:20:10.820 a hot dog

02:20:11.880 flavored

02:20:12.420 alcohol

02:20:13.080 I figure

02:20:14.680 tequila

02:20:15.220 is really

02:20:15.900 the only

02:20:16.420 way to go

02:20:17.160 wiener water

02:20:18.160 whiskey

02:20:18.600 wiener water

02:20:21.640 whiskey

02:20:21.940 wiener water

02:20:22.720 whiskey

02:20:23.120 oh no

02:20:24.240 yeah

02:20:24.960 wiener water

02:20:25.620 whiskey

02:20:25.980 the triple

02:20:26.500 eight

02:20:26.760 or triple

02:20:27.320 that

02:20:27.620 let's go

02:20:28.420 wiener water

02:20:28.940 whiskey

02:20:29.260 let's go

02:20:29.760 yeah

02:20:30.340 why not

02:20:33.780 it's like

02:20:34.780 you know what

02:20:36.020 I bet it would

02:20:36.640 sell too

02:20:37.120 I bet there

02:20:37.560 would be

02:20:37.860 people that

02:20:38.420 would buy

02:20:38.800 it

02:20:39.660 wiener water

02:20:40.440 whiskey

02:20:40.920 i like them

02:20:43.820 rolls right

02:20:44.700 off the tongue

02:20:45.280 too

02:20:45.560 so does

02:20:49.220 amex black

02:20:50.020 but we don't

02:20:50.500 all have

02:20:50.900 one

02:20:51.240 yeah well

02:20:52.420 maybe not

02:20:53.020 but

02:20:53.420 come on

02:20:56.480 wiener water

02:20:57.560 whiskey

02:20:58.260 wiener water

02:20:59.440 whiskey

02:20:59.840 right

02:21:02.060 everybody

02:21:03.400 marketing

02:21:04.800 dream

02:21:05.200 what you do

02:21:07.180 is you get

02:21:07.580 an old

02:21:07.940 cask

02:21:08.580 you get

02:21:09.460 an old

02:21:09.680 whiskey

02:21:10.040 fucking

02:21:10.480 oak

02:21:10.900 cask

02:21:11.760 that was

02:21:12.120 whiskey

02:21:12.480 cask

02:21:12.980 right

02:21:13.220 you can

02:21:13.600 buy them

02:21:14.080 you can

02:21:14.560 buy them

02:21:14.960 on

02:21:15.320 Kijiji

02:21:15.960 boil a bunch

02:21:18.580 of fucking

02:21:19.040 hot dogs

02:21:19.680 in it

02:21:20.300 or you put

02:21:21.920 just hot

02:21:22.420 dog water

02:21:23.080 well you boil

02:21:24.880 the hot dogs

02:21:25.520 in the cask

02:21:26.460 I just want to

02:21:27.060 say for the

02:21:27.520 record that

02:21:28.000 McCarney agrees

02:21:28.880 with me he

02:21:29.340 says no more

02:21:30.020 hot dog water

02:21:30.740 he's going to

02:21:31.200 go puke

02:21:31.760 I would

02:21:32.780 put the

02:21:33.780 hot dog

02:21:34.080 you can't

02:21:34.480 chat and

02:21:34.920 rumble for

02:21:35.360 some reason

02:21:35.860 it's

02:21:36.120 phantom

02:21:36.440 so

02:21:37.040 and then

02:21:37.840 burn it

02:21:38.420 I'm

02:21:39.200 banned on

02:21:39.600 Facebook

02:21:40.000 so

02:21:40.600 you know

02:21:41.460 we're not

02:21:43.000 entertaining any

02:21:43.800 hot dog water

02:21:44.540 things

02:21:44.940 not the

02:21:45.300 whiskey

02:21:45.560 with the

02:21:45.860 hot dog

02:21:46.140 water

02:21:46.480 in the

02:21:46.820 barrels

02:21:47.080 with the

02:21:47.460 things

02:21:47.700 we're not

02:21:48.120 having hot

02:21:48.620 dog water

02:21:49.120 flavored

02:21:49.520 alcohol

02:21:49.980 yeah

02:21:51.040 put your

02:21:51.440 way in

02:21:51.660 with the

02:21:51.960 cask

02:21:52.380 he added

02:21:53.160 hot dog

02:21:53.840 water

02:21:54.220 say he boiled

02:21:55.240 like 30

02:21:55.740 hot dogs

02:21:56.360 in a big

02:21:56.760 fucking pot

02:21:57.540 and then put

02:21:58.620 them into a

02:21:59.980 cask

02:22:00.460 an old

02:22:00.860 charred oak

02:22:02.260 cask

02:22:02.740 that was an

02:22:03.220 old

02:22:03.460 beautiful

02:22:04.620 basically with

02:22:06.080 the old

02:22:06.460 cask

02:22:06.880 you put

02:22:07.260 water

02:22:07.700 I'm

02:22:08.360 gonna

02:22:08.540 usually

02:22:09.620 you

02:22:09.920 put

02:22:10.160 water

02:22:10.660 no but

02:22:11.320 you can

02:22:11.480 put water

02:22:12.040 in the

02:22:12.300 old

02:22:12.480 casks

02:22:13.100 and leave

02:22:13.620 them

02:22:13.800 and just

02:22:14.100 turn

02:22:14.380 them

02:22:14.600 bro

02:22:15.160 bro

02:22:15.880 scotch

02:22:17.520 again

02:22:17.740 right

02:22:17.940 this is

02:22:18.500 beautiful

02:22:19.000 this is

02:22:20.020 beautiful

02:22:20.220 water

02:22:20.500 instead

02:22:20.920 I just

02:22:21.980 thought about

02:22:22.500 it

02:22:23.040 for every

02:22:23.940 fucking

02:22:24.400 bottle

02:22:24.900 you could

02:22:26.320 sell a

02:22:26.860 pack of

02:22:27.240 the hot

02:22:27.700 dogs

02:22:28.080 that you

02:22:28.440 made

02:22:28.740 like they'd

02:22:29.500 be whiskey

02:22:30.060 hot dogs

02:22:30.920 right

02:22:31.920 already

02:22:33.300 cooked

02:22:33.820 in the

02:22:36.620 bottle

02:22:36.920 yeah

02:22:37.180 like a

02:22:40.140 worm

02:22:40.480 there you

02:22:52.100 go

02:22:52.440 you can

02:22:56.000 do an

02:22:56.280 AI version

02:22:57.320 it has to

02:22:58.080 be like

02:22:58.380 redneck

02:22:58.840 shit

02:22:59.100 cocktail

02:23:09.040 weenies

02:23:09.560 it's so

02:23:11.160 bad

02:23:11.500 that was

02:23:14.560 a

02:23:14.720 forever

02:23:15.180 so good

02:23:15.800 though

02:23:16.080 fuck man

02:23:18.640 I wish I

02:23:19.020 had a

02:23:19.280 fucking

02:23:19.460 other

02:23:19.660 camera

02:23:19.980 I could

02:23:20.200 show you

02:23:20.480 guys

02:23:20.700 I feel

02:23:21.780 like we

02:23:22.200 can't do

02:23:22.880 this

02:23:23.260 we can't

02:23:23.720 have an

02:23:24.060 alcohol

02:23:24.440 with a

02:23:24.960 weenie

02:23:25.800 in it

02:23:26.280 I think

02:23:27.140 it'd be

02:23:27.420 hilarious

02:23:27.980 and I

02:23:28.480 you know

02:23:28.960 sadly

02:23:29.540 I think

02:23:30.020 it would

02:23:30.280 sell

02:23:30.600 too

02:23:30.960 I feel

02:23:32.240 like it's

02:23:32.720 not

02:23:33.100 right

02:23:34.500 I think

02:23:36.040 that there

02:23:36.440 are some

02:23:36.860 people out

02:23:37.420 there that

02:23:37.900 would be

02:23:38.180 like

02:23:38.540 yeah

02:23:38.860 I'm

02:23:40.920 gonna buy

02:23:41.200 the hot

02:23:41.540 dog

02:23:41.780 vodka

02:23:42.180 yeah

02:23:42.880 right

02:23:43.380 let's

02:23:44.380 go

02:23:44.760 let's

02:23:45.560 go

02:23:45.980 there's a

02:23:47.620 hot dog

02:23:48.080 in the

02:23:48.300 bottom

02:23:48.520 of your

02:23:48.780 vodka

02:23:49.040 and you

02:23:50.080 don't know

02:23:50.440 what to

02:23:50.780 do with

02:23:51.240 it

02:23:51.440 there's a

02:23:51.820 hot dog

02:23:52.220 in my

02:23:52.520 vodka

02:23:52.840 and I

02:23:53.220 don't know

02:23:53.620 what to

02:23:53.940 do with

02:23:54.380 it

02:23:54.600 yes you

02:23:55.600 do

02:23:55.960 yes you

02:23:56.540 do

02:23:57.020 you know

02:23:58.200 what to

02:23:58.380 do

02:23:58.520 with it

02:23:59.280 yeah

02:23:59.620 don't

02:24:00.780 get stuck

02:24:01.260 going in

02:24:01.580 the

02:24:01.660 emergency

02:24:01.980 room

02:24:02.320 afterwards

02:24:02.760 yeah

02:24:05.400 and in

02:24:06.700 the whiskey

02:24:07.120 bottle it's

02:24:07.720 a whiskey

02:24:08.100 wiener

02:24:08.560 right

02:24:09.000 it's probably

02:24:10.600 gonna be all

02:24:11.140 floppy like

02:24:11.860 one too

02:24:12.800 and there it

02:24:24.880 is

02:24:25.640 exactly

02:24:26.620 I'm telling you

02:24:29.520 the marketing on

02:24:30.380 this is beautiful

02:24:31.160 we could

02:24:31.620 I mean

02:24:31.900 welcome to

02:24:32.840 this is what

02:24:34.200 we do here

02:24:34.860 yeah

02:24:35.360 I'm with

02:24:36.300 Trent

02:24:36.560 I mean

02:24:37.280 at this

02:24:37.660 point

02:24:37.940 yeah

02:24:38.440 we gotta

02:24:38.800 do it

02:24:39.620 we gotta

02:24:39.940 do it

02:24:40.180 now

02:24:40.480 all right

02:24:42.580 well I mean

02:24:48.380 I did

02:24:48.840 sort of

02:24:49.380 once

02:24:49.820 excuse me

02:24:50.700 sort of

02:24:51.500 well yeah

02:24:52.280 I was

02:24:52.760 I went to

02:24:53.320 the bar

02:24:53.620 here

02:24:53.900 because

02:24:54.180 so

02:24:55.800 Sam

02:24:57.380 Sam

02:24:57.940 Losko

02:24:58.380 the caveman

02:24:59.060 from fucking

02:24:59.780 trail park

02:25:01.000 boys

02:25:01.240 okay

02:25:01.960 so he

02:25:03.120 came to

02:25:03.600 a bar

02:25:03.940 here

02:25:04.220 right

02:25:04.740 and

02:25:06.520 the idea

02:25:07.420 was that

02:25:07.920 there was

02:25:08.160 going to

02:25:08.340 be a

02:25:08.560 comedy

02:25:08.820 show

02:25:09.180 and there

02:25:10.160 was a

02:25:10.700 hot dog

02:25:11.320 eating

02:25:11.720 contest

02:25:12.440 I

02:25:14.060 signed

02:25:14.540 up

02:25:14.900 for

02:25:15.840 said

02:25:16.260 contest

02:25:16.900 okay

02:25:17.740 now

02:25:18.840 what I

02:25:19.340 didn't

02:25:19.660 know

02:25:20.000 is that

02:25:20.500 first of

02:25:20.980 all the

02:25:21.280 hot dogs

02:25:21.740 we were

02:25:22.040 using

02:25:22.340 were going

02:25:22.760 to be

02:25:23.060 footlongs

02:25:24.200 and

02:25:24.520 second of

02:25:25.200 all

02:25:25.400 you were

02:25:27.100 not allowed

02:25:27.640 to use

02:25:27.960 your hands

02:25:28.420 okay

02:25:30.800 so

02:25:31.940 now

02:25:32.320 good news

02:25:32.940 good news

02:25:33.620 no buns

02:25:34.360 no buns

02:25:36.240 they put

02:25:39.020 six foot

02:25:40.680 longs on

02:25:41.300 your plate

02:25:41.780 right

02:25:43.420 and they

02:25:44.600 put the

02:25:44.920 plate in

02:25:45.280 front of

02:25:45.600 you

02:25:45.740 you're not

02:25:46.540 allowed to

02:25:46.860 use your

02:25:47.160 hands

02:25:47.480 and Sam

02:25:48.680 that dirty

02:25:49.260 caveman

02:25:49.900 came around

02:25:51.080 and poured

02:25:51.800 fucking mustard

02:25:52.660 on all

02:25:53.220 on everybody's

02:25:54.420 fucking

02:25:54.760 hot dogs

02:25:55.800 right

02:25:56.100 so

02:25:57.200 I went

02:25:58.840 and it was

02:26:00.340 like a little

02:26:00.800 like I

02:26:01.320 just held

02:26:01.740 on to

02:26:02.060 the

02:26:02.180 chair

02:26:02.460 so that

02:26:02.800 I

02:26:02.880 didn't

02:26:03.060 use

02:26:03.240 my

02:26:03.400 hands

02:26:03.720 and it

02:26:03.960 was

02:26:04.060 like a

02:26:04.360 complete

02:26:04.760 fucking

02:26:05.220 like grab

02:26:05.840 it

02:26:06.040 stand it

02:26:06.580 up on

02:26:06.940 the

02:26:07.080 end

02:26:07.380 and just

02:26:07.840 fucking

02:26:08.280 oh my

02:26:09.280 god

02:26:09.800 I

02:26:11.040 almost won

02:26:13.440 I was in

02:26:13.920 second

02:26:14.260 I was in

02:26:14.940 second

02:26:15.220 the fat

02:26:15.600 dude

02:26:15.780 beside me

02:26:16.320 won

02:26:16.460 he ate

02:26:18.880 four full

02:26:19.720 fucking

02:26:20.180 footlongs

02:26:20.900 I had

02:26:21.480 three and

02:26:22.140 three quarters

02:26:22.720 so I was

02:26:23.740 like I

02:26:24.740 had like

02:26:25.060 maybe half

02:26:25.700 an inch

02:26:26.160 of a

02:26:26.900 fucking

02:26:27.300 hot dog

02:26:28.460 left

02:26:28.880 that if

02:26:29.760 I would

02:26:30.060 have got

02:26:30.340 that we

02:26:30.720 would have

02:26:30.940 been tied

02:26:31.400 but

02:26:31.740 yeah

02:26:32.480 unfortunately

02:26:33.260 I

02:26:33.940 proceeded

02:26:37.040 to

02:26:37.540 immediately

02:26:39.240 puke

02:26:39.820 them all

02:26:40.200 out

02:26:40.900 that's

02:26:43.520 a cool

02:26:43.740 memory

02:26:44.040 to have

02:26:44.480 it was

02:26:45.640 great

02:26:46.000 it was

02:26:46.280 hilarious

02:26:46.700 you don't

02:26:47.180 have to

02:26:47.320 be a

02:26:47.540 Japanese

02:26:47.960 tourist

02:26:48.420 every time

02:26:49.180 you fucking

02:26:49.680 live and

02:26:50.280 go

02:26:50.440 actually

02:26:51.360 what made

02:26:52.520 it even

02:26:52.860 funnier

02:26:53.220 though

02:26:53.500 is that

02:26:54.420 like

02:26:54.780 during the

02:26:55.280 comedy

02:26:55.620 show

02:26:55.960 like

02:26:56.340 the guys

02:26:57.660 were

02:26:57.900 terrible

02:26:58.420 okay

02:26:59.660 like I'm

02:27:00.920 talking

02:27:01.180 terrible

02:27:01.460 like they

02:27:01.860 used a

02:27:02.320 bunch of

02:27:02.580 like local

02:27:03.060 guys

02:27:03.440 first

02:27:03.860 and like

02:27:06.780 the comedian

02:27:07.300 came out

02:27:07.920 and just

02:27:08.340 basically

02:27:08.780 roasted

02:27:09.500 every single

02:27:10.260 fucking

02:27:10.600 one of

02:27:10.980 them

02:27:11.140 like it

02:27:11.840 was

02:27:12.120 unbelievable

02:27:12.720 like they

02:27:13.120 would

02:27:13.340 nobody had

02:27:15.320 their shit

02:27:15.680 memorized

02:27:16.140 first of

02:27:17.140 all so

02:27:17.540 like they

02:27:17.920 come out

02:27:18.380 like the

02:27:19.180 one guy

02:27:19.500 is like

02:27:19.760 reading it

02:27:20.260 right off

02:27:20.740 his phone

02:27:21.140 looking dumb

02:27:22.240 yeah and

02:27:23.600 none of it

02:27:24.220 was funny

02:27:25.180 like that's

02:27:27.300 the other

02:27:27.580 thing it was

02:27:28.080 like the

02:27:28.920 whole bar

02:27:29.560 nobody's

02:27:30.560 fucking

02:27:30.820 listening to

02:27:31.360 this guy

02:27:31.800 everybody's

02:27:32.320 just started

02:27:33.100 amongst their

02:27:33.740 own little

02:27:34.140 conversations

02:27:34.840 and they're

02:27:35.280 drinking

02:27:35.560 waiting for

02:27:36.060 the next

02:27:36.340 guy oh

02:27:37.500 it was

02:27:38.060 it was a

02:27:38.540 wild night

02:27:39.120 it was

02:27:39.560 really funny

02:27:40.080 um

02:27:40.540 i have a

02:27:41.960 couple of

02:27:42.360 questions

02:27:42.860 to just

02:27:43.560 for this

02:27:44.860 story

02:27:45.300 first question

02:27:47.520 uh

02:27:48.900 have you

02:27:50.160 entered

02:27:50.540 other hot

02:27:51.500 dog eating

02:27:51.960 competitions

02:27:52.600 no no

02:27:53.780 that's that's

02:27:54.760 the only one

02:27:55.300 that i've been

02:27:55.760 in so far

02:27:56.500 okay

02:27:57.400 and my

02:27:58.720 second

02:27:59.160 question

02:27:59.840 um

02:28:00.800 so

02:28:02.520 it

02:28:04.000 when they

02:28:05.100 are going

02:28:05.520 down

02:28:06.000 and then

02:28:06.720 they go

02:28:07.000 back up

02:28:07.580 is it

02:28:07.840 the same

02:28:08.280 if it's

02:28:09.620 the not

02:28:10.200 bobbing for

02:28:11.040 apples

02:28:11.420 like that

02:28:12.000 yeah

02:28:12.400 yeah i mean

02:28:13.400 kind of

02:28:13.920 a little bit

02:28:14.960 depends on how

02:28:15.960 well you

02:28:16.300 chewed it

02:28:17.120 unfortunately

02:28:19.040 it was a

02:28:19.660 contest so

02:28:20.600 bobbing for

02:28:21.540 wieners

02:28:22.000 it was it

02:28:22.960 was about

02:28:23.300 speed

02:28:23.920 not accuracy

02:28:25.200 i like

02:28:30.080 i legit

02:28:30.660 legit

02:28:31.500 as soon as

02:28:32.480 the fucking

02:28:32.900 thing was

02:28:33.380 over

02:28:33.680 and i

02:28:34.620 stood up

02:28:35.520 i was like

02:28:36.880 okay

02:28:37.360 straight to

02:28:38.520 the bathroom

02:28:38.980 nope

02:28:41.480 nope

02:28:42.460 get it

02:28:43.580 out of

02:28:43.840 me

02:28:44.080 great

02:28:47.080 good time

02:28:48.140 though

02:28:48.440 okay

02:28:48.800 i'm glad

02:28:50.500 that that

02:28:50.900 was like

02:28:51.300 the

02:28:51.600 the only

02:28:53.200 time that

02:28:53.820 you felt

02:28:54.200 the need

02:28:54.620 to enter

02:28:55.380 a hot

02:28:55.920 dog

02:28:56.100 yeah so

02:28:57.320 far anyway

02:28:57.880 i mean i

02:28:58.360 wouldn't really

02:28:58.800 want it in

02:28:59.120 the future

02:28:59.520 but

02:28:59.880 oh

02:29:00.560 um

02:29:01.420 so you

02:29:01.880 weren't

02:29:02.060 traumatized

02:29:02.640 by that

02:29:03.080 no

02:29:03.860 no

02:29:04.380 i was pissed

02:29:05.020 that i

02:29:05.280 didn't win

02:29:05.740 oh

02:29:07.720 oh

02:29:08.740 because i

02:29:09.500 thought i

02:29:09.940 won

02:29:10.220 i legit

02:29:11.260 thought i

02:29:11.720 won

02:29:11.980 i was like

02:29:12.480 fuck yeah

02:29:12.960 and i

02:29:13.280 looked over

02:29:13.760 and i

02:29:14.040 realized that

02:29:15.180 fatty mcfack

02:29:16.360 over here

02:29:17.040 yeah he

02:29:17.660 fucking he

02:29:18.280 got four

02:29:18.760 full fucking

02:29:19.620 footlongs into

02:29:20.500 him and

02:29:21.080 i was at

02:29:22.080 three and

02:29:22.400 three quarters

02:29:22.980 like fuck

02:29:24.940 i've also

02:29:26.320 had

02:29:26.540 um

02:29:27.860 what

02:29:28.580 my next

02:29:31.280 question

02:29:31.560 what was

02:29:33.660 the prize

02:29:34.400 for said

02:29:35.400 i don't

02:29:37.280 even remember

02:29:38.300 to be

02:29:38.840 i just

02:29:40.700 want to

02:29:40.980 know like

02:29:41.420 what i

02:29:42.140 have to

02:29:42.540 do

02:29:43.000 to

02:29:43.840 actually

02:29:45.120 facilitate

02:29:45.960 this happening

02:29:46.960 next time

02:29:47.480 you hear it

02:29:47.860 because i

02:29:48.120 feel like

02:29:48.560 if i

02:29:48.880 get like

02:29:49.940 a dozen

02:29:50.700 footlongs

02:29:51.660 and give

02:29:52.120 like we

02:29:52.780 get a hundred

02:29:53.280 dollars together

02:29:54.060 i feel like

02:29:54.500 you're gonna

02:29:54.780 do this

02:29:55.360 oh

02:29:55.560 yeah

02:29:57.540 i'm i'm

02:30:00.100 sure this

02:30:00.500 contest was

02:30:01.220 way like i

02:30:01.960 don't even

02:30:02.340 remember what

02:30:03.340 the prize

02:30:03.780 you can't

02:30:06.460 the micro

02:30:07.280 the mic's

02:30:08.640 here okay

02:30:09.300 we can do

02:30:09.820 this at

02:30:10.160 halloween

02:30:10.620 yeah we

02:30:11.240 can we

02:30:11.880 can hear

02:30:12.240 over there

02:30:12.680 chris it's

02:30:13.120 okay

02:30:13.360 okay

02:30:13.960 we are

02:30:15.380 gonna make

02:30:15.860 this happen

02:30:16.500 we can do

02:30:20.220 it at

02:30:20.440 halloween

02:30:20.780 what did

02:30:21.000 you just

02:30:21.260 say i

02:30:21.980 didn't even

02:30:22.340 hear it

02:30:23.080 you all

02:30:24.080 heard it

02:30:24.400 didn't you

02:30:24.620 yeah

02:30:25.320 oh my god

02:30:26.020 we're gonna

02:30:31.300 instead of

02:30:32.160 bobbing for

02:30:32.680 apples we're

02:30:33.260 gonna have

02:30:33.640 a hot dog

02:30:34.140 yeah let's

02:30:36.000 go

02:30:36.320 jesus christ

02:30:37.580 i'ma win

02:30:40.260 i'ma win

02:30:41.840 i can name

02:30:45.320 a few few

02:30:46.120 people who i

02:30:46.680 think i know

02:30:47.120 might be good

02:30:47.580 at bobbing

02:30:48.040 for hot dogs

02:30:48.700 but i feel

02:30:49.420 like that

02:30:49.700 might embarrass

02:30:50.240 them if i

02:30:50.820 made them

02:30:51.420 on here

02:30:51.800 but here

02:30:52.920 we are

02:30:53.960 bobbing for

02:30:57.840 wieners

02:30:58.380 some people

02:31:02.600 some people

02:31:03.480 like to be

02:31:03.940 like

02:31:04.120 bobbing for

02:31:04.680 wieners

02:31:05.200 you know

02:31:05.780 everyone

02:31:06.400 tried them

02:31:07.020 out

02:31:07.280 you know

02:31:07.740 what man

02:31:08.120 that's all

02:31:08.440 i do

02:31:08.820 that's all

02:31:09.420 i can do

02:31:09.900 show up

02:31:11.180 if i can

02:31:11.740 show up

02:31:12.100 if i show

02:31:12.600 up

02:31:12.840 it's good

02:31:13.400 hey

02:31:13.940 chris is

02:31:14.500 awake

02:31:14.820 he's here

02:31:15.420 now i wish

02:31:23.140 i had time

02:31:23.560 to make

02:31:23.840 caramel

02:31:24.140 apples

02:31:24.480 tomorrow

02:31:25.000 i forget

02:31:26.720 dates and

02:31:27.320 shit man

02:31:27.800 even my

02:31:28.260 own birthday

02:31:28.860 i fucking

02:31:29.340 forget

02:31:29.800 and shit

02:31:30.260 like i don't

02:31:31.940 remember

02:31:32.440 i don't forget

02:31:34.420 turkey day

02:31:35.020 i don't forget

02:31:35.580 my birthday

02:31:36.060 i forget

02:31:37.620 a lot of

02:31:38.520 shit

02:31:38.800 birthdays

02:31:39.940 i forget

02:31:41.500 my birthday

02:31:43.200 i remember

02:31:44.460 certain people's

02:31:45.280 birthdays

02:31:45.560 facebook reminds

02:31:46.440 me of

02:31:46.780 everybody's

02:31:47.200 birthday

02:31:47.460 they go on

02:31:47.920 facebook

02:31:48.320 oh hey

02:31:49.480 so and so's

02:31:50.120 birthday

02:31:50.440 it doesn't

02:31:53.160 always though

02:31:53.780 i've noticed

02:31:54.360 anymore

02:31:54.780 like it used

02:31:55.440 to be like

02:31:56.200 you would get

02:31:56.600 a notification

02:31:57.200 every single

02:31:57.920 fucking day

02:31:58.420 if there was

02:31:58.780 a birthday

02:31:59.100 and it would

02:31:59.720 list who

02:32:00.460 all had that

02:32:01.260 birthday but

02:32:01.760 now it's like

02:32:02.540 i noticed

02:32:03.020 just once a

02:32:04.040 while

02:32:04.420 it'll be

02:32:05.920 like this

02:32:06.400 person has

02:32:06.960 a birthday

02:32:07.380 i'm like

02:32:08.800 oh so

02:32:09.560 how many

02:32:10.100 others did

02:32:10.560 i miss

02:32:11.140 it reminds

02:32:13.980 me

02:32:14.280 no but it

02:32:15.260 reminds me

02:32:15.740 to call them

02:32:16.480 on the phone

02:32:17.280 and talk

02:32:17.780 yeah well

02:32:18.520 yeah because

02:32:18.920 i can't

02:32:19.300 remember

02:32:19.640 fuck that

02:32:20.520 i do not

02:32:21.640 remember

02:32:22.000 i can give

02:32:23.120 a like

02:32:23.560 and fucking

02:32:24.140 make a comment

02:32:24.860 and say oh

02:32:25.480 happy birthday

02:32:26.060 and put a little

02:32:26.680 gift

02:32:26.920 i just don't

02:32:29.040 remember and

02:32:29.700 it's no offense

02:32:30.660 to anybody

02:32:31.220 it's just i

02:32:31.960 am retarded

02:32:32.900 and half the

02:32:33.480 time don't even

02:32:34.140 know what

02:32:34.520 today's date

02:32:35.340 is let

02:32:36.040 alone am

02:32:37.100 able to put

02:32:37.820 any significance

02:32:38.580 to it

02:32:39.260 what is the

02:32:39.840 date today

02:32:40.340 i'm curious

02:32:41.940 yeah it's

02:32:42.880 the 11th

02:32:43.440 it's friday

02:32:44.440 it's friday

02:32:45.440 the 11th

02:32:46.440 yeah

02:32:46.660 holy fuck

02:32:48.140 look at that

02:32:48.720 yeah

02:32:49.480 it's the 11th

02:32:59.680 because there's

02:33:00.200 two lines

02:33:00.700 today so i

02:33:01.360 got it for

02:33:01.760 two bucks

02:33:02.240 that's why

02:33:08.400 i go to

02:33:08.680 sobeys just

02:33:09.260 before it

02:33:09.660 closes it's

02:33:10.300 great

02:33:10.580 of course

02:33:12.000 yeah

02:33:12.260 of course

02:33:13.300 hey get

02:33:14.160 some deals

02:33:14.660 yeah

02:33:15.120 for sure

02:33:15.820 it does

02:33:18.200 work out

02:33:18.640 he is retarded

02:33:19.920 fuck i can

02:33:21.060 still smell that

02:33:21.840 when you watch

02:33:22.300 oh that smells

02:33:23.060 yummy

02:33:23.420 oh it smells

02:33:25.020 cheesy garlic

02:33:25.880 fuck

02:33:29.840 fuck

02:33:30.260 fuck

02:33:31.740 fucks sakes man

02:33:32.180 why would you

02:33:32.600 bring that out

02:33:33.220 and throw it

02:33:33.640 my face

02:33:34.120 and fucking

02:33:34.660 what

02:33:34.880 yeah

02:33:35.320 i know it's a deal

02:33:38.840 of this fucking

02:33:39.660 crack it open

02:33:40.380 and eat

02:33:40.660 something

02:33:41.020 that's fucking

02:33:42.500 looks good

02:33:43.060 god damn

02:33:44.320 lord snap

02:33:45.900 listen

02:33:48.120 fuck

02:33:49.800 well i'm not

02:33:50.640 it's not my

02:33:51.160 channel

02:33:51.440 i will play a

02:33:52.960 clip right now

02:33:53.620 i can't play

02:33:54.380 muppets though

02:33:55.060 i'm not allowed

02:33:55.740 to play muppets

02:33:56.420 don't play anything

02:33:57.160 from the muppets

02:33:57.960 because

02:33:58.660 i will make

02:34:02.620 i will do

02:34:03.200 corn dogs

02:34:03.680 corn dogs

02:34:06.740 are fucking

02:34:07.220 super good

02:34:08.080 only if i get

02:34:09.000 to make the

02:34:09.320 corn dogs

02:34:09.660 but i will

02:34:10.080 do corn dogs

02:34:10.900 yeah corn dogs

02:34:12.320 are good

02:34:12.740 corn dogs

02:34:13.620 sounds like

02:34:14.140 i mean the

02:34:14.640 stick the stick

02:34:15.380 is kind of

02:34:15.820 annoying sometimes

02:34:16.660 and the stick

02:34:17.500 corn dog

02:34:19.180 all of it is

02:34:20.380 everything about

02:34:21.100 it is gay

02:34:21.800 but i love a

02:34:23.140 corn dog

02:34:23.640 i mean yeah

02:34:24.820 it is

02:34:25.220 100%

02:34:26.040 you're

02:34:26.580 i agree

02:34:27.900 it's

02:34:28.900 pretty gay

02:34:30.040 that's amazing

02:34:31.960 all right

02:34:33.360 oh my god

02:34:33.840 yeah with

02:34:34.180 spicy mustard

02:34:34.820 so good

02:34:35.360 pretty good

02:34:36.560 so good

02:34:37.600 what's gay

02:34:38.500 about throwing

02:34:38.920 down fucking

02:34:39.440 corn dogs

02:34:39.920 that's not a

02:34:42.900 lie

02:34:43.220 oh because

02:34:44.780 you guys are

02:34:45.280 dudes and

02:34:45.680 putting something

02:34:46.180 that looks like

02:34:46.560 a dick in your

02:34:47.020 mouth is

02:34:47.400 gay

02:34:47.880 yeah

02:34:49.120 yeah

02:34:49.580 really

02:34:50.480 yeah

02:34:50.860 it's 100%

02:34:52.060 yeah

02:34:53.300 all right

02:34:54.200 well i mean

02:34:55.600 whatever

02:34:55.980 i had one

02:34:56.620 it wasn't that

02:34:57.960 great

02:34:58.140 i can't relate

02:34:58.860 because i'm a

02:34:59.440 girl so

02:35:00.180 i never found

02:35:01.840 i don't like

02:35:02.840 hot dogs

02:35:03.420 anyways

02:35:03.860 sure you can

02:35:04.380 because it's

02:35:04.740 the same

02:35:05.060 thing for

02:35:05.460 you if we

02:35:06.040 see you

02:35:06.440 eating a

02:35:06.920 you know

02:35:08.180 it's the

02:35:08.980 same idea

02:35:09.560 we just

02:35:10.540 don't want

02:35:11.000 to cover my

02:35:12.140 mouth when i

02:35:12.740 eat a pickle

02:35:13.280 because god

02:35:13.820 forbid i should

02:35:14.280 put something

02:35:14.600 that looks

02:35:14.840 like a

02:35:15.100 dick in

02:35:15.400 my mouth

02:35:15.860 i wish

02:35:17.220 it's even worse

02:35:19.340 for us

02:35:19.920 because i

02:35:22.380 sliced a bunch

02:35:23.120 of hot dogs

02:35:23.760 right down

02:35:24.200 the center

02:35:24.660 i did the

02:35:25.700 three stone

02:35:26.180 special on

02:35:27.200 the skillet

02:35:27.740 man like the

02:35:28.620 whole skill i

02:35:29.280 had a great

02:35:29.600 big fucking

02:35:30.060 skillet but the

02:35:31.440 whole damn

02:35:31.960 thing was full

02:35:32.760 of hot dogs

02:35:33.360 that i sliced

02:35:33.880 down the middle

02:35:34.440 and they're all

02:35:34.960 flat so you put

02:35:36.660 cheese on top

02:35:37.380 of them but you

02:35:38.260 don't put the

02:35:38.740 cheese on top

02:35:39.380 of them until

02:35:39.800 you flip them

02:35:40.600 right chris

02:35:42.260 over here

02:35:42.760 doing gender

02:35:43.400 reassignment

02:35:44.160 back in

02:35:44.860 you can put a

02:35:45.780 little bit of

02:35:47.040 garlic salt

02:35:48.020 you can put a

02:35:48.500 little bit of

02:35:48.760 salt on them

02:35:49.380 whatever they're

02:35:50.160 salty enough as

02:35:50.860 it is

02:35:51.520 you put pepper

02:35:53.340 on it doesn't

02:35:53.920 matter put

02:35:54.920 whatever you

02:35:55.320 want put the

02:35:56.520 cheese on them

02:35:57.120 after you put

02:35:57.940 them and then

02:35:59.840 put the cheese

02:36:00.260 on and you put

02:36:01.140 a lid on it

02:36:01.720 to help melt

02:36:02.400 the cheese

02:36:02.740 faster if you

02:36:03.480 want on the

02:36:05.560 skillet that's

02:36:06.840 freestyle and

02:36:07.300 special but you

02:36:07.880 have to have

02:36:08.380 toast it's

02:36:09.420 gotta be on

02:36:09.860 toast

02:36:10.360 the bread has

02:36:12.180 to be toasted

02:36:12.780 too yeah

02:36:13.620 it makes the

02:36:15.100 difference yeah

02:36:16.000 has to be like

02:36:17.100 crispy yeah

02:36:18.100 yeah that's a

02:36:20.080 freestyle my

02:36:20.980 buddies my

02:36:21.680 buddies kids

02:36:22.320 fucking still

02:36:24.320 call it the

02:36:24.920 freestyle special

02:36:25.720 they still make

02:36:26.400 it

02:36:27.140 delicious

02:36:28.400 if I ate

02:36:30.420 hot dogs I

02:36:31.060 would probably

02:36:31.840 be down

02:36:32.380 hey slice them

02:36:33.540 right down the

02:36:33.980 middle

02:36:34.160 right down the

02:36:36.720 middle man

02:36:37.280 I'm

02:36:38.140 I feel like I'm

02:36:40.500 not gonna do it

02:36:41.060 anytime soon

02:36:41.760 but if I

02:36:44.280 thought

02:36:44.680 two hot dogs

02:36:46.320 makes a

02:36:47.460 sandwich

02:36:47.840 so you cut

02:36:50.060 them in half

02:36:50.600 and it's like

02:36:51.840 bologna

02:36:52.320 it's like bologna

02:36:54.160 it's the same

02:36:54.640 as bologna

02:36:55.660 right bologna

02:36:56.280 sandwich

02:36:56.880 it's lips

02:36:58.000 assholes and

02:36:58.660 gizzards man

02:36:59.320 yeah I still feel

02:37:01.380 like it's not

02:37:01.880 something I'm just

02:37:02.580 gonna

02:37:02.860 no I don't

02:37:04.320 like eating it

02:37:05.100 I mean you

02:37:06.220 probably shouldn't

02:37:06.900 eat them

02:37:07.320 I'll agree with

02:37:08.480 that

02:37:08.960 especially in

02:37:10.880 large quantities

02:37:11.640 like I have

02:37:12.540 but

02:37:12.940 but the kids

02:37:15.120 love it man

02:37:15.760 it's like

02:37:16.300 they have an

02:37:17.560 iron stomach

02:37:18.300 when they're that

02:37:18.900 age

02:37:19.200 holy fuck

02:37:19.760 oh sure

02:37:19.920 I mean

02:37:21.740 I don't

02:37:22.360 I'm sensitive

02:37:24.100 I'm like the

02:37:24.820 princess and the

02:37:25.400 pea

02:37:25.680 fuck

02:37:26.600 yeah I

02:37:28.160 definitely

02:37:28.700 couldn't eat

02:37:29.220 that

02:37:29.500 that's for

02:37:31.680 sure

02:37:31.940 but

02:37:33.320 it's only

02:37:35.180 gay if you

02:37:35.860 get so

02:37:36.220 enthusiastic

02:37:36.760 you gag

02:37:37.860 there you

02:37:39.360 go

02:37:40.160 says

02:37:41.080 so it's

02:37:42.300 not gay

02:37:42.440 you have to

02:37:42.760 say good

02:37:43.080 game

02:37:43.400 you gotta

02:37:43.820 say good

02:37:44.200 game

02:37:44.420 Caesar's

02:37:45.280 Caesar's

02:37:45.900 Caesar's

02:37:46.380 got a

02:37:48.700 good game

02:37:49.900 that was a

02:37:51.600 pretty enthusiastic

02:37:52.920 gag

02:37:53.380 y'all

02:37:55.720 it doesn't

02:37:56.440 work for me

02:37:57.140 you can't do

02:37:57.620 it for me

02:37:58.140 it's for

02:37:58.540 you guys

02:37:59.280 if you guys

02:38:00.080 are eating

02:38:00.520 something that

02:38:01.100 looks like a

02:38:01.600 dick

02:38:01.820 not me

02:38:02.600 stop it

02:38:04.580 actually I'd

02:38:06.020 be more

02:38:06.340 worried if

02:38:06.800 you don't

02:38:07.260 gag

02:38:07.660 this is not

02:38:11.420 a conversation

02:38:12.080 I want to

02:38:12.560 be having

02:38:12.900 right now

02:38:13.440 if you're

02:38:14.160 talking about

02:38:14.660 him

02:38:14.820 if I see

02:38:16.200 if I see

02:38:17.360 skew eat a

02:38:18.260 fucking corn

02:38:18.880 dog and I

02:38:19.680 know that that

02:38:20.320 sticks hit the

02:38:20.960 back of his

02:38:21.380 throat and he

02:38:21.780 doesn't gag I

02:38:22.540 think I'm a

02:38:23.020 little more

02:38:23.420 worried than

02:38:24.460 if he did

02:38:24.980 like I would

02:38:28.600 have hoped he

02:38:29.160 gagged I

02:38:30.200 be like dude

02:38:30.680 should gag

02:38:31.240 when it's

02:38:31.820 things like

02:38:32.160 that

02:38:32.420 you should

02:38:33.600 that's why

02:38:37.020 you have to

02:38:37.340 eat a meat

02:38:37.680 stick out of

02:38:38.100 the side of

02:38:38.440 your mouth

02:38:38.700 you can't

02:38:39.080 like shove

02:38:39.540 that thing

02:38:40.000 in

02:38:40.280 you know

02:38:41.100 hot dog

02:38:42.360 eating

02:38:42.660 contest

02:38:43.120 like if

02:38:44.500 you're a

02:38:44.900 serious hot

02:38:45.620 dog eating

02:38:46.160 contest guy

02:38:47.340 you're fucking

02:38:48.520 cramming those

02:38:49.140 down your

02:38:49.660 throat

02:38:50.120 you've got the

02:38:51.120 gag reflex of

02:38:52.180 like a hooker

02:38:53.700 right

02:38:53.940 no you just

02:38:54.600 gotta like

02:38:55.240 it's like a

02:38:56.920 saw right

02:38:57.980 you just use

02:38:58.820 your teeth like

02:38:59.400 a fucking saw

02:39:00.200 and just like

02:39:00.820 quickly just

02:39:01.360 fucking

02:39:01.580 that's all you

02:39:05.220 gotta do

02:39:05.580 like a fucking

02:39:06.220 beaver

02:39:06.460 like a fucking

02:39:10.160 beaver

02:39:10.580 just

02:39:10.880 just like

02:39:13.620 you're gnawing

02:39:14.160 on logs

02:39:14.720 let's go

02:39:15.680 gnawing on

02:39:17.080 logs

02:39:17.960 yeah right

02:39:19.320 that's

02:39:23.540 that's the

02:39:24.920 method

02:39:25.260 i mean i guess

02:39:27.220 you could

02:39:27.560 swallow them

02:39:28.160 whole i just

02:39:28.780 don't think i

02:39:29.300 could i gotta

02:39:30.060 i gotta

02:39:30.500 how do you

02:39:31.240 eat a popsicle

02:39:32.120 how do you

02:39:35.400 eat a popsicle

02:39:36.080 without making

02:39:36.640 it look like

02:39:37.100 you're putting

02:39:38.180 a dick in

02:39:38.660 your mouth

02:39:39.060 it's the tip

02:39:39.920 right

02:39:49.180 no i'm just

02:39:50.340 saying

02:39:50.580 this is going

02:39:52.120 just the tip

02:39:52.780 i'm adding to

02:39:53.640 the book

02:39:54.080 i feel like

02:39:55.200 that's a question

02:39:55.900 that i i feel

02:39:56.680 like that's a

02:39:57.040 valid question i

02:39:57.780 mean if you

02:39:58.140 guys are gonna

02:39:58.580 act like it's

02:39:59.120 not all fucking

02:39:59.800 dicks and shit

02:40:00.780 i mean if you're

02:40:02.140 gonna put something

02:40:02.820 that looks like

02:40:03.240 a dick in your mouth

02:40:03.360 just the tip and i

02:40:04.200 bite

02:40:04.440 all right

02:40:05.560 nothing wrong

02:40:07.300 a little bit of

02:40:07.820 teeth

02:40:08.120 i went to high

02:40:09.060 school with her

02:40:10.360 you don't want to

02:40:16.940 have like fucking

02:40:17.660 halitosis and

02:40:18.700 fucking plaque

02:40:19.400 and shit

02:40:19.900 you know

02:40:20.560 as long as

02:40:21.680 you brush those

02:40:22.260 fucking things

02:40:23.020 you know

02:40:27.720 be careful

02:40:28.180 where you stick

02:40:28.800 your shit

02:40:29.720 like women

02:40:30.900 need to be more

02:40:31.500 careful like

02:40:32.500 women have more

02:40:33.760 at risk than

02:40:34.500 men do like

02:40:35.220 men will stick

02:40:35.960 their fucking

02:40:36.320 dick in anything

02:40:36.980 man

02:40:37.320 where are women

02:40:38.340 sticking to things

02:40:39.100 but women

02:40:40.120 women can get

02:40:40.900 pregnant right

02:40:41.880 like so they

02:40:42.440 have way more

02:40:43.100 to worry about

02:40:44.380 right

02:40:44.720 guys guys will

02:40:47.840 fucking not a

02:40:49.020 tree somewhere

02:40:49.700 they'll fucking

02:40:50.200 go fucking

02:40:50.980 chicken i don't

02:40:51.640 give a fuck

02:40:52.520 that's nice

02:40:52.960 really like

02:40:53.580 honest the fuck

02:40:54.540 man like most

02:40:55.320 guys will

02:40:55.800 fuck anything

02:40:56.440 women have to

02:40:58.300 have more to

02:40:58.880 worry about

02:40:59.440 it doesn't make me

02:41:02.280 feel great at the

02:41:02.960 female

02:41:03.340 well women

02:41:06.300 guys will

02:41:07.120 fuck anything

02:41:07.580 i feel like

02:41:08.120 at least i have

02:41:08.680 something to offer

02:41:09.440 over the end of

02:41:10.580 vagina

02:41:10.940 yeah but i know

02:41:12.040 men because i am

02:41:13.680 one

02:41:14.000 i like to think

02:41:14.680 that

02:41:14.840 it is getting

02:41:19.920 cool yeah

02:41:20.600 i was talking

02:41:24.220 about fucking

02:41:24.900 the difference

02:41:26.580 between men

02:41:27.140 and women

02:41:27.540 my sister used

02:41:28.960 to get pissed

02:41:29.420 off that she

02:41:30.840 couldn't go out

02:41:31.460 late at night

02:41:32.000 because it wasn't

02:41:32.900 safe it's like

02:41:33.740 and my mom would

02:41:35.200 say to her like

02:41:35.780 it's different

02:41:36.300 between guys and

02:41:37.300 girls

02:41:37.600 that late at

02:41:38.920 night

02:41:39.200 i i fucked

02:41:42.420 around and found

02:41:43.100 out being out

02:41:43.960 late at night

02:41:44.400 yeah absolutely

02:41:45.360 it's not fucking

02:41:46.240 cool never mind

02:41:47.760 for a girl like

02:41:48.800 holy fuck man

02:41:49.960 like there's a lot

02:41:51.900 of fucking freaky

02:41:52.780 fucks and it's

02:41:53.480 usually between i

02:41:55.460 would say at

02:41:57.660 three o'clock in

02:41:58.340 the morning the

02:41:59.400 only people on the

02:42:00.140 road are cabs

02:42:01.260 cops and criminals

02:42:02.200 that's it at three

02:42:05.260 in the morning

02:42:05.740 and that goes for

02:42:08.280 any town every

02:42:09.080 every city

02:42:09.780 everywhere

02:42:10.480 cabs cops and

02:42:12.460 criminals or

02:42:13.660 those small

02:42:15.120 minority that are

02:42:15.820 actually going to

02:42:16.440 the fucking work

02:42:17.160 that have a weird

02:42:18.540 weird shift or

02:42:19.440 something like

02:42:20.000 but three o'clock

02:42:22.840 in the morning

02:42:23.200 as cabs cops

02:42:24.200 and criminals

02:42:24.700 that's the only

02:42:25.200 people out

02:42:25.700 i'm going to

02:42:26.880 work

02:42:27.160 i'm going to

02:42:29.000 work at

02:42:29.260 3 30 in the

02:42:29.800 morning

02:42:30.000 yeah well

02:42:31.680 you're

02:42:32.020 okay so that's

02:42:33.500 that's the early

02:42:34.280 early shift

02:42:34.920 yep

02:42:35.620 right

02:42:36.580 yep

02:42:37.280 oh lord

02:42:39.440 what's happening

02:42:41.500 in the chat

02:42:42.280 yeah right

02:42:43.520 chat

02:42:45.360 do you guys

02:42:46.960 need a wrangling

02:42:47.820 who needs to get

02:42:50.080 wrangled right now

02:42:51.500 grabbing it

02:42:52.340 are you on uh

02:42:53.480 youtube

02:42:54.300 y'all settle down

02:42:56.140 no no it's just

02:42:58.280 here

02:42:58.580 are we wrangling

02:42:59.800 took a minute to

02:43:03.000 figure it out

02:43:03.480 but yeah i wrangled

02:43:04.220 it

02:43:04.480 all right

02:43:05.260 he's got five

02:43:06.440 minutes i know

02:43:07.080 all right

02:43:08.100 settle down everyone

02:43:09.920 he knows what he

02:43:11.600 did

02:43:11.760 yes yes

02:43:13.920 i had a fucking

02:43:14.820 paperweight route

02:43:15.660 man it was

02:43:16.300 shitty man it was

02:43:17.560 right in the middle

02:43:18.420 of like it was in

02:43:19.740 the 80s and the

02:43:21.120 snow was like up

02:43:21.960 in my goddamn

02:43:22.600 fucking head

02:43:23.520 it was bullshit

02:43:24.940 and i never got

02:43:26.380 paid man it was

02:43:27.320 stupid fucking

02:43:29.600 job i'll never

02:43:30.540 ever

02:43:31.040 i did a paperweight

02:43:32.560 job one time man

02:43:33.680 and it was like in

02:43:34.840 a snowstorm

02:43:35.540 seriously i'm not

02:43:36.440 kidding it was like

02:43:37.740 the snowiest of

02:43:38.700 snowiest and nobody

02:43:40.260 shoveled their

02:43:40.800 sidewalks nobody

02:43:41.580 shoveled their

02:43:42.080 fucking stairs

02:43:42.800 but delivered your

02:43:44.360 fucking paper though

02:43:45.260 fuck fuck that

02:43:48.300 shit fuck that was

02:43:49.480 a fucking shitty

02:43:50.220 job this man i was

02:43:52.080 like fucking 12 i

02:43:53.340 don't know i hated

02:43:54.520 it fuck i hated that

02:43:56.080 job

02:43:56.420 and my mom took all

02:44:00.380 the money anyways and

02:44:01.420 whatever i was

02:44:02.720 helping out right

02:44:06.260 what yeah all right

02:44:12.000 listen this is johnny's

02:44:17.000 show so it's not

02:44:18.420 the whole show

02:44:19.220 it's not just mine

02:44:21.700 not just mine

02:44:23.920 well sarah went to

02:44:26.840 go take it down

02:44:27.460 so

02:44:27.940 yeah she always just

02:44:32.120 takes off

02:44:32.680 i usually do it when

02:44:35.860 i need a beer

02:44:36.380 yeah man

02:44:38.360 sorry i just heard

02:44:43.300 something

02:44:43.640 someone opened the

02:44:47.420 door to my jeep the

02:44:48.780 other night and left

02:44:49.420 the interior laid on

02:44:50.560 it and drained my

02:44:52.060 battery

02:44:52.620 fuck

02:44:53.980 yeah i mean no one's

02:44:56.500 gonna steal the

02:44:57.100 fucking thing i know

02:44:57.880 that

02:44:58.380 how much are how

02:45:05.020 much are cameras now

02:45:06.280 uh wireless cameras

02:45:08.040 how much are they

02:45:08.840 uh i have i got a

02:45:10.820 two pack of um like

02:45:12.780 wildlife cameras

02:45:13.740 yeah that i got off

02:45:15.880 of uh amazon and i

02:45:17.940 paid i think like

02:45:18.880 170 bucks and i just

02:45:21.720 put like memory cards

02:45:23.020 in them like sd cards

02:45:24.260 cool and they're

02:45:26.140 outside my house and

02:45:27.360 yeah

02:45:28.280 so nobody can access

02:45:31.400 them they're not

02:45:31.960 wireless or anything

02:45:32.840 like that it just has a

02:45:33.700 memory card in it so

02:45:34.800 yeah once every you

02:45:37.080 know well i'm not going

02:45:38.020 to tell everybody how

02:45:38.860 often and i check my

02:45:39.740 cameras but i check my

02:45:41.260 cameras often enough

02:45:43.000 but nobody else has

02:45:43.800 access to them because

02:45:44.460 they're not a wireless

02:45:45.380 camera or anything

02:45:46.120 on the road it was like

02:45:47.140 we kind of need cameras

02:45:48.780 now otherwise we don't

02:45:50.200 have cameras we we

02:45:51.460 can't we need cameras

02:45:52.580 to cover our own

02:45:53.440 ass nowadays right

02:45:55.140 like having cameras

02:45:58.660 will cover your ass

02:45:59.880 because we're guilty

02:46:01.520 until proven innocent

02:46:02.620 yeah if we don't have

02:46:04.220 cameras to prove our

02:46:05.360 innocence we're fucked

02:46:06.480 right

02:46:06.920 yep

02:46:07.720 totally

02:46:09.780 it's just like driving

02:46:11.940 without a dash cam now

02:46:13.120 you need one now it

02:46:15.000 seems ridiculous like

02:46:16.200 just everywhere you go

02:46:19.080 like i watched a school

02:46:20.940 bus literally pull out

02:46:23.160 onto a three-way stop

02:46:25.560 and like put their the

02:46:29.300 stop thing out and

02:46:30.400 their lights on in the

02:46:31.600 middle of the fucking

02:46:32.440 three-way and let kids

02:46:33.720 off instead of stopping

02:46:35.880 at one of the stop

02:46:36.700 signs it literally pulled

02:46:37.720 into the middle of the

02:46:38.500 intersection and let all

02:46:39.300 the kids off i was so

02:46:40.360 confused yeah anything

02:46:42.520 like that in my life

02:46:43.500 it was so weird and it

02:46:47.040 wasn't like yeah anyway

02:46:48.220 it's just so fucked

02:46:49.120 well

02:46:50.540 well

02:46:51.620 they're not exactly

02:46:53.040 hiring the best

02:46:54.160 anymore

02:46:55.340 of anything

02:46:56.840 oh great

02:46:57.680 did you see

02:46:58.380 any job that involves

02:47:00.080 driving or an azed

02:47:01.300 license

02:47:01.800 they're not hiring

02:47:03.160 no

02:47:04.120 no i i know that i see

02:47:06.760 that like every day

02:47:07.920 it's crazy

02:47:08.780 where was uh

02:47:10.000 where the fuck was that

02:47:11.700 now

02:47:12.080 let me find that

02:47:14.280 oh there it is yeah

02:47:19.500 the uh

02:47:20.860 canada proud tweeted it

02:47:23.320 said the medical school

02:47:24.500 at toronto metropolitan

02:47:25.840 university formerly

02:47:27.840 ryerson is reserving

02:47:29.460 75 percent of its spots

02:47:32.920 for dei admissions

02:47:34.920 including

02:47:36.080 spaces for those

02:47:38.760 who score below the

02:47:40.940 minimum gpa

02:47:41.920 requirements

02:47:42.820 what could possibly

02:47:47.580 go wrong

02:47:48.480 i'm sorry johnny

02:47:53.280 you might need brain

02:47:54.380 surgery but uh

02:47:55.660 the best we have is

02:47:56.880 this fucking

02:47:57.760 arsehole over here

02:48:00.380 who doesn't know

02:48:00.880 like it's

02:48:04.620 like can we can we

02:48:07.040 just stop with the dei

02:48:08.460 fucking shit please

02:48:09.820 that's enough

02:48:10.660 what

02:48:12.080 oh there's a lot of

02:48:14.560 companies that are

02:48:15.280 starting to

02:48:15.820 yeah

02:48:16.200 there's a lot of

02:48:17.980 companies that are

02:48:18.680 starting to fuck

02:48:19.260 well

02:48:19.620 so that is japanese

02:48:21.180 yeah but think about

02:48:22.380 how insane it is

02:48:23.640 not to fucking go with

02:48:25.100 this bullshit

02:48:25.600 right

02:48:26.060 how insane is it

02:48:27.320 though that in a

02:48:28.060 medical field

02:48:29.280 they're gonna be like

02:48:30.920 yeah you didn't meet

02:48:31.880 the gpa requirements

02:48:32.940 but sure

02:48:33.520 come on

02:48:35.060 we'll teach you to be

02:48:36.920 a doctor

02:48:37.300 yeah you want to be

02:48:38.880 a brain surgeon but

02:48:39.900 you only got like 40

02:48:41.220 percent on your

02:48:41.880 fucking test

02:48:42.620 but come on in

02:48:43.900 no

02:48:45.040 how about

02:48:45.720 fucking no man

02:48:47.000 do the test again

02:48:49.180 oh you failed it

02:48:50.000 again okay we'll go

02:48:50.980 back and study harder

02:48:52.220 and do it again

02:48:53.420 oh you failed again

02:48:54.640 okay you really want

02:48:56.040 to do this

02:48:56.480 keep fucking studying

02:48:57.860 until you fucking

02:48:58.860 get it bud

02:48:59.560 it's like pushing that

02:49:00.540 fucking uh

02:49:01.400 it's like thomas

02:49:02.920 thomas's steam engine

02:49:04.120 going up the fucking

02:49:04.900 hill

02:49:05.120 like the little

02:49:08.020 engine they could

02:49:08.860 right like it

02:49:09.760 doesn't matter

02:49:10.280 and that's what you

02:49:11.440 want to spend your

02:49:12.040 time on

02:49:12.640 give her

02:49:13.140 but um

02:49:15.460 we're not gonna

02:49:16.280 grab you at the

02:49:17.340 bottom of the hill

02:49:18.120 i want you

02:49:19.240 when you get to the

02:49:20.360 top of the fucking

02:49:21.040 hill and you're like

02:49:21.620 yeah

02:49:22.180 yeah

02:49:22.720 there you go

02:49:23.540 come on in

02:49:24.120 fuck off man

02:49:26.460 man

02:49:28.840 yeah it's fucked

02:49:32.860 up

02:49:33.060 i don't want the

02:49:33.700 little engine that

02:49:34.460 couldn't

02:49:35.060 right

02:49:35.420 i want the

02:49:36.360 little

02:49:36.500 well and that

02:49:37.280 that's just it

02:49:38.260 though is like

02:49:39.180 it doesn't

02:49:40.680 it doesn't make any

02:49:41.760 sense that if you're

02:49:42.880 not displaying that

02:49:44.920 you can do something

02:49:45.980 why should you

02:49:46.960 do it

02:49:48.380 right

02:49:50.100 yeah

02:49:52.180 i know but

02:49:58.240 listen but people

02:49:59.560 think that we as

02:50:01.160 canadians we as

02:50:02.900 canadians we as

02:50:05.460 canadians we have

02:50:07.920 first world problems

02:50:09.280 right

02:50:10.080 yeah exactly we're

02:50:13.240 about to get third

02:50:14.060 world problems we

02:50:15.080 are no we already

02:50:16.300 did we're third world

02:50:17.200 now yeah but i'm like

02:50:19.400 we're not but like

02:50:20.860 when people think

02:50:21.780 that we we had it

02:50:23.740 so easy and shit

02:50:25.020 dude i slept in

02:50:26.100 fucking cars i've

02:50:27.500 been fucking homeless

02:50:28.600 i've gone to bed

02:50:30.060 hungry and cold

02:50:31.220 like people don't

02:50:32.780 fucking know me you

02:50:33.740 don't fucking know

02:50:34.640 me like you know

02:50:35.500 what i mean like

02:50:35.960 you well you guys

02:50:36.700 know me but but i

02:50:38.440 mean like i we've

02:50:40.400 all we all have a

02:50:41.340 shit sandwich

02:50:42.060 sure everybody has a

02:50:43.200 shit sandwich right

02:50:44.780 like some people

02:50:46.620 shit sandwiches are

02:50:48.060 worse than others

02:50:48.900 but and and i i

02:50:52.300 just i just

02:50:52.860 fucking i try to

02:50:56.560 fucking think that

02:50:57.300 that's back there

02:50:58.060 that's in the way

02:50:58.660 back machine back

02:50:59.800 then right and the

02:51:01.680 future is the future

02:51:02.560 and i'm not seeing a

02:51:03.720 very good future to be

02:51:04.680 honest with you but

02:51:05.300 it's better than what

02:51:06.940 i fucking saw back

02:51:08.000 then and whatever

02:51:09.920 man i don't fucking

02:51:10.980 know where i'm on

02:51:11.520 with this but uh

02:51:12.500 we're gonna fight for

02:51:13.580 the best future we

02:51:14.260 can yes and and

02:51:16.240 it's being stolen from

02:51:17.920 the kids no but

02:51:19.100 the kids like that's

02:51:20.400 the thing man like

02:51:21.320 yeah like i i want

02:51:23.380 to see a future for

02:51:24.600 for these little

02:51:25.540 bastards man that

02:51:26.540 were hanging out in

02:51:27.200 my fucking yard today

02:51:28.240 man screaming little

02:51:29.380 bastards god damn

02:51:30.340 they're loud fuck but

02:51:32.520 i want them to be

02:51:33.300 able to own a house

02:51:34.020 right

02:51:34.320 right and why can't the

02:51:38.580 wife why can't the

02:51:39.940 wife stay at home or

02:51:41.280 the husband why can't

02:51:42.780 one of them stay at

02:51:44.180 home and raise the

02:51:44.880 kids while other one

02:51:45.980 goes to work yep why

02:51:47.300 can't that be that's

02:51:48.940 totally possible i do

02:51:50.160 totally fucking

02:51:51.280 possible it can't be

02:51:53.340 possible when you're

02:51:54.200 throwing billions of

02:51:55.100 dollars away to

02:51:55.980 fucking some other

02:51:57.040 fucking shit hole

02:51:58.060 fuck man like it

02:52:03.100 pisses me off watching

02:52:04.440 my neighbors man have

02:52:06.180 to take their kids to

02:52:07.160 daycare and be taking

02:52:08.720 care of the state

02:52:09.700 which pumps them full

02:52:11.240 of fucking weird shit

02:52:12.360 in their brains yeah

02:52:15.040 oh sleepy snacks

02:52:16.900 yeah fuck sakes man

02:52:19.100 well i think what's

02:52:21.160 what's what's worse is

02:52:23.560 they took it from you

02:52:25.620 know okay well both

02:52:26.520 parents just want to

02:52:27.380 work to now they

02:52:28.520 absolutely have to

02:52:29.720 yeah right like

02:52:32.380 there's no choice

02:52:33.500 really like unless

02:52:35.040 unless the one job is

02:52:37.000 making a decent

02:52:39.240 amount and i mean

02:52:41.420 it's got to be super

02:52:42.380 decent these days

02:52:43.660 then you have to have

02:52:45.620 both out there

02:52:46.380 there's no other way

02:52:48.780 to really do it

02:52:49.460 otherwise you're living

02:52:50.200 tight

02:52:50.580 tight

02:52:52.040 yeah and that's an

02:52:55.360 understatement

02:52:55.960 really

02:52:56.520 um

02:52:57.700 right like it

02:52:59.480 amen

02:52:59.960 it's insane

02:53:01.820 it sucks

02:53:04.180 it's tight

02:53:05.060 for sure

02:53:06.020 but hey i mean

02:53:07.900 at least we have each

02:53:09.260 other

02:53:09.560 it could be worse

02:53:10.660 true i suppose

02:53:14.920 that's that's how i

02:53:16.880 think of it at least

02:53:17.640 because

02:53:18.000 yeah right

02:53:18.780 at the end of the

02:53:19.800 day at least we all

02:53:20.920 found each other

02:53:21.680 instead of

02:53:22.520 a bunch of

02:53:23.240 assholes

02:53:23.640 well i mean

02:53:24.500 bigger assholes

02:53:25.720 because we're

02:53:27.060 we're assholes

02:53:28.020 bigger

02:53:29.020 oh certainly

02:53:30.200 but uh

02:53:31.460 yeah since we have

02:53:32.440 each other

02:53:32.920 we can all go

02:53:35.220 through the shit

02:53:36.160 storm together

02:53:36.880 down dumpster

02:53:37.780 fucking river

02:53:38.780 flaming fires

02:53:41.200 of

02:53:41.660 bullshit

02:53:43.000 we can just hope

02:53:45.440 for the best

02:53:46.040 at the end

02:53:46.460 of it

02:53:46.820 yeah right

02:53:47.940 continue to

02:53:48.900 fight for what

02:53:49.400 we fucking

02:53:49.760 believe in

02:53:50.240 really

02:53:50.600 that's pretty

02:53:53.160 much about it

02:53:54.040 here we are

02:53:56.460 i feel like they're

02:53:59.220 yelling about

02:53:59.800 something

02:54:00.280 and chris in the

02:54:01.140 background

02:54:01.600 he wants that

02:54:03.680 bread i think

02:54:04.380 probably

02:54:05.220 oh yeah

02:54:09.140 yeah

02:54:09.780 yeah

02:54:10.440 okay

02:54:11.320 yeah

02:54:11.880 it's gonna burn

02:54:12.280 himself

02:54:12.680 we should have

02:54:13.560 we should have

02:54:14.640 figured that

02:54:15.480 see

02:54:17.060 fuck off

02:54:20.020 it's burning

02:54:20.480 spicy

02:54:20.940 just make sure

02:54:27.280 that

02:54:27.560 there we go

02:54:29.220 i love you

02:54:30.520 michelle

02:54:30.860 yeah

02:54:31.900 i got a second

02:54:32.900 place too

02:54:33.980 fuck

02:54:34.840 fuck

02:54:35.340 fuck

02:54:35.940 no

02:54:37.060 fuck off

02:54:37.780 that was

02:54:38.260 fucking

02:54:38.680 my mouth still

02:54:39.340 fucker water

02:54:40.080 i can't

02:54:40.500 it won't stop

02:54:41.080 water i'm gonna

02:54:41.800 no that's

02:54:44.420 bullshit

02:54:45.100 fuck that

02:54:46.740 no man

02:54:50.000 no that's not

02:54:51.020 nice

02:54:51.400 amazing

02:54:52.880 no man

02:54:59.100 that's not

02:54:59.700 nice at all

02:55:00.440 and i'm still

02:55:01.040 fucking

02:55:01.400 i'm still

02:55:03.920 out of

02:55:04.220 fucking

02:55:04.500 water

02:55:05.000 it's gross

02:55:06.920 i'm just

02:55:07.820 keep fucking

02:55:08.360 swallowing

02:55:08.880 water

02:55:09.260 that was so

02:55:10.260 goddamn

02:55:10.700 spicy

02:55:11.220 drink some

02:55:13.420 milk

02:55:13.840 yeah right

02:55:15.380 you need

02:55:16.320 milk

02:55:16.640 i need a

02:55:18.600 fucking

02:55:18.780 spittoon

02:55:19.420 for fuck's

02:55:20.180 sake

02:55:20.360 so i just

02:55:20.800 can't

02:55:20.940 spill out

02:55:21.340 the fucking

02:55:21.700 water

02:55:22.140 it got out

02:55:25.480 of hand

02:55:25.760 so fast

02:55:26.320 fuck that

02:55:27.180 man

02:55:27.560 it would

02:55:30.020 tasted good

02:55:30.780 but fuck

02:55:31.740 i'm not

02:55:32.060 eating

02:55:32.280 another one

02:55:32.900 i look

02:55:35.660 forward to

02:55:36.120 trying those

02:55:36.600 tomorrow

02:55:36.980 you're welcome

02:55:38.740 to it

02:55:39.380 i'm not

02:55:40.160 fucking

02:55:40.480 eating

02:55:40.720 another one

02:55:41.100 all right

02:55:42.320 i don't

02:55:43.000 mind

02:55:43.220 hot

02:55:43.560 put the

02:55:44.440 cream

02:55:44.720 cheese

02:55:45.060 on your

02:55:45.560 tongue

02:55:45.820 it depends

02:55:47.640 how hot

02:55:48.340 i don't

02:55:49.420 care

02:55:49.620 right

02:55:50.020 no

02:55:51.440 no my

02:55:54.560 mouth's

02:55:54.920 still

02:55:55.100 water

02:55:55.500 man

02:55:55.900 seriously

02:55:56.500 no i

02:56:00.400 keep

02:56:00.620 swallowing

02:56:01.100 spit

02:56:01.900 fuck

02:56:04.380 my nose

02:56:07.240 is running

02:56:07.740 and stuff

02:56:08.280 oh

02:56:10.900 that's

02:56:17.280 great

02:56:17.600 yeah right

02:56:20.380 exactly

02:56:21.460 yeah

02:56:23.220 yeah

02:56:23.940 hot dog

02:56:24.620 talk

02:56:25.200 fuck

02:56:27.480 i go to

02:56:27.920 the beer

02:56:28.180 store

02:56:28.460 so

02:56:28.920 um

02:56:30.080 i gotta

02:56:30.960 bugger

02:56:31.300 off

02:56:31.620 what

02:56:32.860 what the

02:56:34.040 hell

02:56:34.440 oh

02:56:35.120 i'm only

02:56:38.280 kidding

02:56:38.520 we're on

02:56:39.120 three hours

02:56:39.540 anyway i gotta

02:56:40.100 eat

02:56:40.440 yeah right

02:56:42.000 like an actual

02:56:43.060 food instead

02:56:43.800 of like pickles

02:56:44.640 and beans

02:56:46.300 yeah

02:56:47.540 and jalapeno

02:56:49.180 freaking poppers

02:56:50.240 okay we go back

02:56:55.860 up with the

02:56:56.240 grass

02:56:56.440 cool

02:56:57.360 that'd be

02:56:58.540 nice

02:56:58.980 garret

02:57:01.320 bread not

02:57:01.920 something that

02:57:02.460 burns

02:57:02.720 i'm still

02:57:03.400 my fucking

02:57:03.960 mouth man

02:57:04.620 holy

02:57:04.960 oh my god

02:57:05.820 you're hilarious

02:57:06.740 for us

02:57:07.340 it's just

02:57:08.120 fucking

02:57:08.480 we'll stop

02:57:09.200 watering

02:57:09.680 if i just

02:57:10.540 let it run out

02:57:11.340 it'll be a

02:57:12.000 fountain

02:57:12.320 right now

02:57:12.980 we are never

02:57:13.840 going out for

02:57:14.460 mexican food

02:57:15.240 all right

02:57:17.260 we'll stop

02:57:17.980 watering

02:57:18.440 it just keeps

02:57:19.100 watering

02:57:19.580 watering

02:57:20.120 watering

02:57:20.860 watering

02:57:21.240 definitely

02:57:21.440 drink a little

02:57:22.560 bit of chocolate

02:57:23.060 milk you're

02:57:23.460 going to feel

02:57:23.740 better

02:57:24.060 fuck

02:57:25.400 it's annoying

02:57:26.580 kind of

02:57:27.420 it's

02:57:29.080 annoying

02:57:29.400 like you

02:57:32.940 ever wake up in

02:57:33.700 the morning

02:57:34.080 in the wee

02:57:34.920 hours and your

02:57:35.900 mouth is so

02:57:36.540 dry you wish you

02:57:37.380 had a glass of

02:57:37.980 water

02:57:38.280 yeah

02:57:38.720 this is the

02:57:39.280 exact opposite

02:57:40.160 of that

02:57:40.620 this is just

02:57:41.520 like

02:57:41.920 it got your

02:57:46.600 salivary glands

02:57:47.600 fuck did it

02:57:48.740 ever man

02:57:49.400 holy

02:57:49.940 salivary glands

02:57:52.500 look at you

02:57:53.200 hey with the

02:57:53.680 big words

02:57:54.160 and stuff

02:57:54.720 oh well

02:57:55.920 hey

02:57:56.320 no that's

02:57:57.400 right

02:57:57.600 i think it did

02:57:58.180 though

02:57:58.400 i just

02:57:58.720 fucking hit

02:57:59.260 him

02:57:59.380 right

02:57:59.840 i do what

02:58:02.660 i can

02:58:02.980 all right

02:58:05.220 what do you

02:58:05.800 think

02:58:06.140 yeah

02:58:08.140 whatever

02:58:08.520 i gotta figure

02:58:09.300 out what i

02:58:09.660 mean

02:58:09.960 what are you

02:58:11.620 gonna do

02:58:11.860 for dinner

02:58:12.220 yeah

02:58:13.000 i don't

02:58:13.640 have a clue

02:58:14.080 yet

02:58:14.400 i don't

02:58:15.200 know either

02:58:15.580 i'll figure

02:58:17.000 something out

02:58:17.580 probably just

02:58:19.160 gonna order

02:58:19.500 some things

02:58:20.080 no

02:58:21.000 you're a

02:58:22.760 chicken wing

02:58:23.080 yeah probably

02:58:24.640 all right

02:58:25.740 no jeeps

02:58:26.460 are gonna

02:58:26.720 deliver it to

02:58:27.260 you

02:58:27.440 they're gonna

02:58:28.000 make it

02:58:28.480 and deliver

02:58:28.940 it to

02:58:29.160 you

02:58:29.300 no

02:58:29.640 no

02:58:30.140 no

02:58:32.200 no

02:58:32.580 not where

02:58:33.600 i get it

02:58:33.980 from

02:58:34.240 i'm not

02:58:38.080 ordering

02:58:38.380 jeep food

02:58:38.900 not happening

02:58:40.080 i'm gonna

02:58:41.040 make crack

02:58:41.480 slaw

02:58:41.760 that's what

02:58:43.600 i'm doing

02:58:44.000 crack slaw

02:58:45.360 yeah

02:58:46.060 i mean i

02:58:47.080 could

02:58:47.360 fuck i

02:58:48.560 got some

02:58:48.920 pork chops

02:58:49.500 but they're

02:58:49.840 frozen right

02:58:50.380 now so i

02:58:51.020 don't know if

02:58:51.340 i want to

02:58:51.600 wait that

02:58:52.220 long

02:58:52.480 that's a

02:58:53.300 long time

02:58:53.760 i saw

02:58:54.880 that uh

02:58:55.560 yeah right

02:58:56.040 crack slaw

02:58:57.780 that uh

02:58:58.560 jason did

02:58:59.740 man

02:59:00.120 yeah

02:59:00.500 fuck that

02:59:01.780 looked good

02:59:02.220 yeah the

02:59:02.960 only thing i

02:59:03.580 do is i

02:59:04.080 don't cook

02:59:04.480 my cabbage

02:59:05.000 and everything

02:59:05.360 i don't

02:59:05.620 cook all

02:59:05.920 the vegetables

02:59:06.460 i just

02:59:07.200 cook the

02:59:07.580 beef for

02:59:07.980 the turkey

02:59:08.400 or whatever

02:59:08.840 and i season

02:59:10.140 that and then

02:59:10.880 i do the

02:59:11.420 cabbage and i

02:59:12.380 and i cook

02:59:13.380 the like i fry

02:59:14.760 the um grated

02:59:16.100 cauliflower like i

02:59:17.100 put grated

02:59:17.420 cauliflower in mine

02:59:18.220 and then everything

02:59:19.800 else i leave

02:59:20.600 raw so it's

02:59:21.580 crispy

02:59:21.900 yeah

02:59:23.140 if you want

02:59:24.100 the crispy you

02:59:24.980 don't want

02:59:25.200 everything soggy

02:59:26.020 yeah exactly you

02:59:27.020 can try it

02:59:27.420 tomorrow there'll

02:59:28.000 be there'll be

02:59:28.540 some in the

02:59:28.880 fridge

02:59:29.120 yum

02:59:30.440 so you can

02:59:31.380 try the

02:59:31.640 crack slaw

02:59:32.640 all right

02:59:33.840 is it spicy

02:59:34.980 i won't make

02:59:36.480 it spicy

02:59:37.180 fucking vagina

02:59:40.780 that's funny

02:59:42.320 i don't know my

02:59:44.700 spicy i think is

02:59:45.520 very different from

02:59:46.160 other people's because

02:59:47.040 i don't have a spice

02:59:47.940 meter like i put

02:59:48.800 spice on everything

02:59:49.560 so i'll make it

02:59:50.400 less spicy

02:59:51.060 to me it just it

02:59:52.440 depends on whether

02:59:54.140 or not it like

02:59:55.020 overpowers the

02:59:56.340 flavor

02:59:56.940 no i don't like

02:59:57.880 that

02:59:58.060 it can't be that

02:59:59.040 spicy because

02:59:59.560 then it's just

02:59:59.900 stupid

03:00:00.780 yeah like as

03:00:02.360 long as i can

03:00:02.900 still taste what

03:00:03.580 the fuck i'm

03:00:04.020 eating and get a

03:00:04.760 little bit of

03:00:05.080 the spice that's

03:00:05.780 that's that's

03:00:06.120 that's what i

03:00:06.680 want

03:00:06.880 sure

03:00:07.580 all right

03:00:08.860 i'm just my

03:00:10.440 mouth my mouth

03:00:11.800 is constantly

03:00:12.420 making fucking

03:00:13.280 saliva right now

03:00:14.360 and i'm just

03:00:15.560 sitting here like

03:00:16.300 chocolate milk

03:00:18.360 tearing my

03:00:18.980 drink

03:00:20.600 no i'm

03:00:21.440 swallowing

03:00:22.060 snot and

03:00:23.160 saliva

03:00:23.720 that doesn't

03:00:25.460 sound pleasant

03:00:26.060 so deal with

03:00:26.740 your shit

03:00:27.280 chris over here

03:00:28.680 swallowing bodily

03:00:29.680 fluids

03:00:30.280 every morning

03:00:31.500 when i'm

03:00:31.900 sleeping

03:00:32.340 everything's

03:00:33.740 dry as a

03:00:34.300 goddamn popcorn

03:00:35.180 first

03:00:35.660 like

03:00:36.300 i was dry

03:00:37.500 i was dry

03:00:38.260 like

03:00:38.520 but right now

03:00:41.040 oh boy

03:00:41.540 everything is

03:00:42.300 like fucking

03:00:42.880 unlike fucking

03:00:43.820 fucking

03:00:45.340 i got i'm

03:00:47.940 swallowing

03:00:48.500 snot i'm

03:00:49.500 fucking

03:00:49.840 swallowing spit

03:00:51.000 it just won't

03:00:51.780 stop fucking

03:00:52.440 salivating it's

03:00:53.400 just fucking

03:00:53.900 got all my

03:00:54.420 shit on fire

03:00:55.100 man holy

03:00:55.680 fuck

03:00:56.160 insane

03:00:56.980 well i hope

03:00:57.860 you deal with

03:00:58.380 that

03:00:58.680 it's

03:00:59.780 i feel bad

03:01:00.860 for you

03:01:01.340 go deal

03:01:02.100 with that

03:01:02.380 eat some

03:01:02.860 bread

03:01:03.200 some milk

03:01:03.720 i'm good

03:01:04.500 now

03:01:04.840 holy shit

03:01:05.600 man

03:01:05.840 don't do

03:01:06.980 that again

03:01:07.520 well no

03:01:09.020 i kind of

03:01:09.400 clear my

03:01:09.760 sinuses

03:01:10.200 but my

03:01:12.160 mouth still

03:01:12.640 fucking

03:01:13.060 won't stop

03:01:13.680 fucking

03:01:14.020 watering

03:01:14.460 man

03:01:14.900 fuck

03:01:15.480 it's kind

03:01:15.900 of annoying

03:01:16.240 it sucks

03:01:17.280 i feel bad

03:01:17.900 for you

03:01:18.200 well i'll

03:01:20.400 see you guys

03:01:21.020 i'll see you

03:01:21.600 tomorrow

03:01:21.900 yeah

03:01:24.280 fucking

03:01:24.700 i see

03:01:27.100 am i seeing

03:01:27.720 you tomorrow

03:01:28.160 yeah i'll see

03:01:29.180 you tomorrow

03:01:29.560 okay

03:01:30.780 we'll just

03:01:34.040 uh

03:01:34.540 we'll just

03:01:36.060 end it all

03:01:36.520 abruptly

03:01:36.920 i don't think

03:01:38.100 i have anything

03:01:38.640 to play out

03:01:39.480 so whatever

03:01:40.200 it'll just be

03:01:41.380 oh fuck

03:01:42.220 yourself

03:01:42.880 motherfuckers

03:01:44.240 that's great

03:01:45.240 yeah

03:01:45.700 there we go

03:01:47.340 amazing

03:01:48.900 amazing

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