FAFO w⧸Jonny and Sarah： Frauds - v57gj91
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 29 minutes
Words per Minute
147.08372
Hate Speech Sentences
308
Summary
I was raised up by a simple man, I grew up with a gun in my hand, taught me how to love, and how to fight, taught me what to do, and what to not do.
Transcript
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You may make it through the slate, snares and alligators
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But once you get to the gate, you can't depend on your ways
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Cause you'll be over your tater, I'm talking growing tomatoes
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I'll have a fish stick plate over a six foot grave
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I'm just safe, there's the line, don't cross it
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Bitch, I'm a red, white and blue collar boy from the south
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And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
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Spend your ground and always tell it like it is
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Try to see the world through your neighbor's eyes
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Stand your ground and always tell it like it is
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Stand your ground and always tell it like it is
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Hey, I guess you didn't see that like, hey, I'm going to go for a quick smoke.
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I wasn't aware that I was supposed to elongate for smoke breaks.
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Well, I wasn't aware that you were just going to be like, hey, we're doing this.
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I personally, I'm not like a huge fan of being punctual when it comes to this, mostly just because I'm never ready.
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I was going to say like that the we are never punctual.
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Well, I'm really glad that we got to do this without me having to smoke first.
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I'm sure everybody else is really happy with that, too.
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I feel like my lighting is a little bit fucked up.
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Unfortunately, the mic issue persists, so I had to switch to the headset.
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Happy Civic Holiday Monday to all the people who had to work, including me.
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I don't remember a ton, but I feel like there was discussion surrounding this holiday.
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They just put this holiday in as a placeholder between Canada Day and Labor Day.
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It's just fake and gay like the rest of the world.
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And like Island Jason says, it's racist to say happy British Columbia Day.
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I don't want anybody here to be proud to be white.
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I definitely don't feel guilt surrounding this color.
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So, if anybody wants me to feel guilty, I would.
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I'll have to take a look and see how the UK is doing.
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I am also glad you didn't wake up as a jeep today.
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Because then, you know, we would have had to push you in front of a train.
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You can at least save some time if you're a jeep by not going to the bathroom.
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Just squat where you are and it saves time, I guess.
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Why do they make these things so difficult to open for adults?
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I feel like we need to put on some seatbelts, maybe some helmets, because it's going to be
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We should change your screen name to Johnny the Jeet.
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You know, Scotian Lady did a very good job of getting us through Brampton without having
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So does that mean we're supposed to be wearing under...
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I'm like, maybe I should stream it through my YouTube, too.
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So, oh, maybe we do need a doings, then, actually.
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I mean, he did a fantastic job on the tour, so.
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Yeah, which, by the way, that was a wicked fucking night.
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And listen, I was, okay, without sounding like fangirly, I've seen Edgy a couple of times,
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like, his stand-up, like, when he does his shows and stuff in Toronto and whatever.
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Like, Edgy's portion of that night, like, his stand-up, what a great freaking show.
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And even though he fucked up all the video, I was just like, yeah, but Edgy always fucks
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So, it's kind of like his regular, you know, like.
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So, if anybody doesn't follow him, go check out his YouTube channel and stuff.
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I don't know if I can support the manlet waffen, though.
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Well, I feel like you're, like, a cunt hair above the cutoff.
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Like, what are you, 5'4 in a fucking cunt hair?
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I feel like Tam, I feel like Tam can weigh in on this one.
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And, I mean, it was just, it was a good night meeting a lot of people.
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And, of course, another night where, you know, a venue location got leaked, but nothing came of it.
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Yeah, that's the part that I find funny, though, is, like, they find out where it is, but they don't want to come.
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Of course, this one was off a bus route, so they couldn't make it, but.
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Well, I feel like, excuse me, it's, as per usual, the people who were like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, about being, you know, about being scared of us or whatever, about us being terror-y and all that shit.
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Those are the same people that don't actually do anything about it, because at the end of the day, they really know they can't do anything about it, because we're not terror-y.
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Show up at our, like, it just seems, it's so, it's just all talk, right?
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Just like we're, just like the, you know, the name of the stream, frauds.
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They're people who just want to fucking talk a big fucking game online, and then when it comes to being in person, nah.
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They wouldn't, they wouldn't dare come, and if they do, they stay at a, at a very long distance.
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Well, they watch from a distance, just so that they can be like, see, they all gathered.
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And they stood outside and smoked cigarettes, took pictures, hugged each other, like, there were, you know, I don't, you know, and I'll just see, it's also stupid.
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I mean, it's just like Thursday, like, when we're all sitting outside, right?
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Like, there's children, there's people in the pool, there's barbecue going, there's a table with food, there's women over there cooking the, you know, shucking corn and putting out stuff.
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And all of a sudden, there's a fucking police drone above the fucking backyard.
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I was thinking about how cool that'd be if I was on with Tom for the Bigot Huff and we got a CSIS raid.
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Nobody, no, no, but see, so, it's not cool to get raided.
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I definitely would not want that to happen online.
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If there was ever a way to make it cool, though, it'd be live.
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Nope, still don't think that's cool, but you do you, so, CSIS, he would like you to raid him live, but I'm good.
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I am super comfortable with not having to do that again.
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But the fact that they want to fly drones over my backyard, I mean, you do you.
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Yeah, well, like, the one song that I played there is, like, everyone's an outlaw until it's time to do outlaw shit.
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Like, once it's time to actually do the work, you find less people willing to do that.
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I mean, that's, and this is, again, the thing, like, there's a lot of people who can say that they're, they are something, but then when it comes to actually having to follow through with the, you know, how they say they, like, how they present themselves or what they say that they are.
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Or, I mean, you know, follow through, like, if you can't follow through with that, then you fucking suck.
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Like, you can LARP, but you can only LARP for so long.
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Yeah, given a long enough timeline, you're exposed.
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Like, everything that happens in the darkness always comes to light.
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Anyway, anything that happens in the dark always comes to light.
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It's the same thing with when, you know, lies, right?
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When people lie, it's one of those things that a lie can start out as, like, a tiny little grain of sand.
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And then the more you lie, like, the more that lie, the longer time that that lie exists, or you carry on that lie, the bigger it gets, right?
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And that's how you generally know when the burden has gotten really heavy for people.
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You'll find people who lie about things and lie about situations and things or about themselves or whatever.
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You'll find that when push comes to shove, like you said, that's when those people turn and run in the other direction because they can't actually follow through or stand up or be the person or whatever it is that they say that they are.
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And that happens a lot, especially now in our age of, like, social media and things like that, where people have the ability to be able to sort of conflate themselves online or act like there's something a little bit better or different than they are.
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Maybe how they imagine themselves or maybe how they imagine themselves or how they want to be.
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And they can present that to people easily and also back those things up generally because they don't have a ton of follow through on those things in real life, right?
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But then when it comes to having to maintain that facade, it becomes very difficult and that burden becomes very heavy.
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And then you'll notice that those people disappear all of a sudden, right?
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They're there when it's good, but as soon as it gets hard, fuck off.
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It's an easy way to spot a coward as well, right?
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Because in the same token, somebody who, it takes a lot of courage to lie.
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Or sorry, it takes a lot of courage to tell the truth, right?
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When you tell the truth, sometimes it hurts people, sometimes it hurts you.
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It takes a certain type of person to be able to move through life telling the truth all of the time.
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But what I'm saying is, is that really cowards lie.
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And the cowards who run because of those lies, those things catch up with you.
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I was hoping this was going to be his moment, right?
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Freestone Rage quitted, too, the second you turned your camera off.
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bad at area check he reads the bible on audible
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jonah micah there's free stone free stone says he's the king of dumpster island
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actually i am definitely looking forward to that little comic though
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i don't think you're the king of dumpster island yeah i wouldn't say he's the self-proclaimed is
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what he says oh self-proclaimed self-proclaimed whichever okay okay here we go
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seven through thirteen there it is okay so he came as a witness to testify concerning that light
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so that through him all might believe he himself was not the light he came only as a witness to the
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light the true light that gives light to everyone was coming into the world he was in the world and
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through the world was made through him and sorry and though the world was made through him the world
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did not recognize him he came to that which was his own but his own did not receive him
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yet to all who did not receive him to those who believed in his name he gave the right to become
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children of god children born not of natural descent nor of human decision or of a husband's
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yes okay so in him was life and that was the life of the woman can the light shines in the darkness
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and the darkness has not overcome it that's one of them that wasn't the one i was talking about
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but i'm gonna find it but that's also a good one sorry apparently we're just apparently we're just
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yelling names in the chat now why are we yelling i like i love to yell if we're yelling i am so down
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for yelling yeah right that's why it was funny when i uh i got to meet ghost rider at the show he's
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always in that in the chats with the cat locks on yelling it's hilarious i thought it was exodus hang
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on i have no idea i know you don't read the bible no i'm barely agreed okay i know i don't want you to
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hurt yourself and the daughter will come to life luke that's it i am your father
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no why are we i don't understand why we're yelling names though i don't either but okay i love yelling
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like i'm a huge fan so i'm totally down with the yelling stuff like i mean friday terry's right
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yelling is fun uh okay no alberta girl you just took it too far you took it too far well no
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no okay all right actually it's funny somebody uh did you see that stupid picture of her yeah did
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you see that stupid picture of her in uh whatever fucking braid she was dressed like a retard caravana
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was that real was she really dressed like that yeah that was real yeah she she was somebody somebody
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zoomed in on her crotch and asked asked what kind of cookie that was uh i i i vote uh that's a
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you're disgusting it is a misfortune okay no no no tom we've we've already seen that i'm i'm i'm able to
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enter the church it's okay i'm not and it'll it'll like likely be warm where i go but i'm good so far
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and thong cha that's just not right you should never say things like that um okay so it's luke 817
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from the niv version for there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed and nothing concealed that
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will not be known or brought out into the light that's it so again people can be who they are
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who they think they are and all of those things but again everything that happens in the darkness comes
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i can't imagine living with lies that are so heavy
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i can't imagine no no neither can i okay i mean i don't know i just find it is a much easier way to
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go without the lies absolutely absolutely like i said everyone lies i'm not going to sit here and
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pretend like i haven't lied in my life about anything for sure however
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i can't imagine having to oh god i can't imagine wearing such a mask and lying constantly about
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everything that happens that it yeah wow i wonder what that's like
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i feel like there might be some people that could answer that but yeah i i have no idea
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i don't think they'd come on if we sent them a link potentially i mean like i can't i
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i i certainly can't say that i've i've never lied i mean obviously you're a government official or in
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uniform i'm probably that's what i'm saying we've all lied but i'm just saying like i can't imagine
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you know living with lies that are you know again it's like it's the people who yeah i understand
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i understand i just can't imagine being i can't imagine living that way i can't i can't
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can't do it i can't i wouldn't i would rather i'm because i can't lie i can't lie about things like
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that because i don't like to hurt people especially like i yeah hurt people hurt people right i i try to
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not um you know i try to not project my own shit onto other people i don't it's it's it's mean that's a
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mean thing to do to someone else you know right
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doings is right the man in glass always knows when you're lying right yeah it cripples me in half why
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big lies having secrets i learned exactly like bad hat harriet makes a good point like that's the thing
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like when you think about if you want to take it back like when you think about like developmentally
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right so there's all of those um you know there's the different psychological um uh like assessments
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and things that they do on young children developmentally um to uh like to assess like
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their fears and things like that right like the um albert um bandura like the bandura experiment right
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where they like scared the kids and things like that so if you think about things like that and
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how we know that there are um like developmentally if if children are exposed to certain traumas and
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things like that that those are things that are going to carry on into their adulthood right so
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would you lie to not hurt someone no no the truth hurts sometimes
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absolutely that depends for me depends depends what you're talking about
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right yeah i mean i'm sure that there would be an instance for me it's like
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well like if somebody asks something stupid like you know is this
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fucking do these genes make my butt look big i might say no you know no i'm not gonna
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i'm not gonna say yes that's for sure but see i don't know stupid like that maybe but
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if if i ask you if i look for target before we go on the street i don't know if it hurts it hurts
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i feel like you're lying to me now when i say like does my hair look all right and you're like
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yeah it looks great i bet you it looks like and you're just lying to me now aren't you
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i feel like it i feel like that's what no if it looks like shit then i'll say that it looks like
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shit but i mean if it doesn't look bad then whatever you know but like living lies like
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there's a point here so there's a difference between secrets and lies
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there's a huge difference like freestone said he'll take
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he'll take secrets to his grave absolutely there are secrets that i will 100 take to my grave
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however there's a difference between a secret and a lie because living a lie steals your soul and this
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this is exactly what i'm saying and this is why people who live that way tend to be transient right
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or um tend to be oh what's the word like like high on the psychopathy scale right so narcissistic
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they tend to be very um aloof like things like that you'll find that's what those type of people are
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because they have a hard time being themselves in you know ever really
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i asked johnny if he likes my haircut and he was honest yeah long hair is better they'll tell you
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yeah i feel like they're yes and this is the thing i don't don't i don't know i don't i can't fathom
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how people can lie about things and continue to lie i can't fathom that it doesn't i don't understand how
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people can live that way why live like that holy that's got to be so lonely and so stressful
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having to remember all i'm having to try yeah i was just gonna say that to try and remember everybody
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which lie you've got going with which person jesus christ the consequential lies that come after
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um yeah i see now why people fucking run because that's frustrating i can't imagine
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holy fuck yeah it's it's mind-blowing jim and bright will vote so anyone in government
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and go work in politics yeah like that's that's a prime example of people that
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just had no problem dropping the line a hundred percent and how about our law enforcement speaking of
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our our medical system oh yeah island jason trying to make us think people actually go to his house
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yeah i bet bye jason oh no but it it is like and like the the lies that we see too like especially
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when you if you want to bring government and and police and things like that into it i mean some
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of those are so fucking blatant that it's insane and and you begin to wonder like how do these people
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really think that we're buying it it's pretty stupid but there are a lot of people who do obviously like they
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love to be spoon fed the there are people who really like that and who are comfortable just
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i guess floating through life living that lie but again i
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i like the truth i'm a huge fan because i find that um it hurts absolutely the truth hurts but you know what
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hurts more is being lied to by somebody that you trust that hurts more that's like a double
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fuck you rather than telling the truth when it hurts being lied to and then finding out the truth oh
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no it's definitely the worst especially when it's somebody that
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you just assume wouldn't right i mean there are some people that you would just expect
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sure uh truth and honesty from that just can't do it
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talking to all liars skew all of them all of them yeah all of them yeah like yeah we're in a world
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that's fake and gay and this this is exactly what i'm talking about and this is why i say like i can't
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lie it makes me sick like it makes me physically ill to have to hold on to something it i can't do it it
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it is it's not there are people who can't who just can't function like that and this is why i'm saying i
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really don't understand how people can like you know double down and and live oh like lies i i i
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can't fathom it it's got to hurt so much i feel so bad for them well let's be let's be honest the
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doubling down is because they feel that they have no other choice right because then they would have
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because they're cowards so they have to double down right yeah yeah yeah yeah of course of course
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it's easier and i think actually that's what it does that's what does it for me right there is
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oh your internet is fucky again what did you do
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oh well i think it's because i'm using wi-fi and a little crotch goblin in there playing video
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games oh i see okay yeah um tell them to go outside
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it keeps freezing tell them to go play outside so your internet stops freezing
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um so i i so i don't get accused of not saying shit yeah i mean
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that's also yeah you're not wrong on that one either
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work phone um is it considered lying when you don't tell for skew i don't know i i guess
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not telling something they need to know well why is that your choice again like this is that that's
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where you walk the fine line of like you know withholding information or lying
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untruths are still lies you can call it what you want but that's a semantic like is it considered lying
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when you don't tell somebody something they don't need to know yes really i mean it's still a lie right
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exactly exactly exactly like that's why there's the statement lies by omission
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like it's the same thing so is it manipulative absolutely because who gets to decide whether some
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it's they need to know that or not that's the thing
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this is this is where i i find that i have a very i am very um i'm very black and white when it comes
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to a lot of this because i don't think there's a gray area when it comes to truths and locks
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there isn't a gray area it's one or the other and oh now it's a party oh you guys are stuck with me
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i said to a buddy yesterday on this topic how it would be if he were to hit on or make a pass at
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morgan like how stupid and degenerate that would be same thing applies to any couple yeah exactly
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it's a it's a thing where you know some people don't see if you put it in a context of like it
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doesn't matter like use morgan's name or whatever like if you put it in a personal context when you're
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trying to explain that that type of a um a situation to somebody putting it in a personal context
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obviously uh will make a huge difference um i think it's um
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not a replay um it's it's still manipulative when you look at it from a sense of withholding
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that information like again the semantics between a truth and a lie or an omission or
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why do you get to decide who like why why are you the person who gets to decide who gets that
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information again that's why i think it's it's still the same thing it's a gray area it's it should be
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one or the other right what is the difference between flirting or making a pass well
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i don't see this is okay and here's the thing now if you if you look at like the social media
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and things like that right because people will say that they're not cheating but if you're not if
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because they're not sleeping with somebody or not having a um a a physical relationship with somebody
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however having an emotional affair with somebody is the exact same thing as having an a physical
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affair with them you're still you're you're still your intentions have shifted to someone else right
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so flirting or making a pass at somebody um i think it's the same thing i mean if if somebody flirts
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with somebody you're letting them know that you're interested in them right like you're you're
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again you're setting your intention and making a pass is pretty much the same thing i feel like
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maybe if you're making a pass at them you're letting them know that you're more interested in like a
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sexual way but i don't know i feel like flirting starts and then and you make a pass at them right
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like you flirt with somebody and then you make a pass at them i think that's how it works
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that's how i think i mean when i date i expect somebody you know to like let their intentions be
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known i'm interested in you you know in a in a like i'd like to get to know you kind of way right
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and then if that sort of progresses from a flirting then it would be i i would like to see you naked
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which would be making a pass right like i think it goes from one thing to the next if i'm not wrong
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okay well what do you think it is chris maybe he's not disagreeing with me he might be disagreeing with
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someone else but maybe um some people are just super friendly and it can seem flirty a pass is a pass
00:50:51.180
yeah i feel like super friendly and flirty are two totally different things like if you're being
00:50:55.340
flirty with somebody again you're being you know like um like yeah again like you're you're said
00:51:04.220
like you're letting your intentions be known with somebody if you're being flirty with them
00:51:10.140
yeah i mean there's a lot of people that can mistake niceness for flirtiness for sure like when i
00:51:16.380
used to bartend i flirted with people for tips right like i wasn't being super friendly to them
00:51:25.980
i was flirting with them well i was being super friendly to the people when i was serving couples
00:51:31.260
at a table that i had to sit in front of me for two hours that's i was being friendly i'm flirting with
00:51:37.660
the single guy and or the guy in front of me i don't know if he's single or not i don't give a
00:51:41.340
shit but i'm flirting with him to get a a tip that's a good way to put that which right works
00:51:48.380
probably a hundred percent of the time yeah absolutely like i mean that's why people bartend
00:51:53.260
you don't want an ugly chick serving you number one you don't want you know you don't want somebody
00:51:59.500
whatever i'm just saying you're well some people i guess want ugly whatever skew once time with your
00:52:07.180
water heater apparently oh lord have mercy yeah you can't mistake a pass like um
00:52:22.060
yeah some people can go too far some people take the
00:52:28.220
i feel like complimenting somebody again is different than flirting right
00:52:32.540
well and especially because it's all dependent on how it's done right like i could uh
00:52:39.980
two differences would be like telling somebody they look nice versus like you look sexy
00:52:45.900
right if you tell somebody you want them to give you mouse to mouse obviously you're putting your
00:52:50.780
intentions out there if you say to somebody like hey that's a really nice jacket you look very handsome
00:52:57.340
yeah right like if i say you want to come over and have some raw dogs you know
00:53:03.420
my favorite one was hey nice shoes want to yeah that was a good one too i loved that one that one
00:53:08.780
worked for me on multiple occasions oh what was the other one too uh there was another one oh yeah right
00:53:24.540
i seriously wonder how you ever got laid i don't i'm smooth
00:53:36.860
oh no i've already told you how i did it before is because me and my jimmy me and my buddy jimmy had
00:53:42.860
an agreement all right i'll make fun of him all night and then whoever feels sorry for him yeah
00:53:50.380
gets him and whoever thought it was funny gets me it was perfect
00:53:57.420
so you've been retarded for a long time yes okay good perfect um good there's and you know in in
00:54:05.820
talking about being honest yes i'm half retarded for sure maybe maybe even three quarters like barry
00:54:10.620
said i'm gonna go with three i feel like you're three quarters retarded yeah we negotiated three
00:54:15.260
quarters yeah it definitely is not a half it's more than a half it's not full retard but you're
00:54:23.340
close so i definitely think it's a seven it's between like a 75 and an 83 percentile i think well
00:54:30.380
he was a virgin i feel like maybe yeah never never never i'm i'm with scotian lady too yeah i do get a
00:54:40.220
little more retarded every day every day right yeah totally yeah i feel like that's not our fault
00:54:48.860
though it's because it's everything around us yeah everything around us is retarded so it's kind of
00:54:56.540
hard sometimes like sometimes you got to pull yourself back and be like okay just because they're
00:54:59.820
retarded i don't have to be like they can stay over in the retard lane so hey do you want to do me a
00:55:06.940
favor do you want to swing around back from that retired lane a little bit i feel like you're a
00:55:11.020
little too far over there come on back it's funny too though because i think that in a lot of ways
00:55:17.500
it's the world around me yeah that draws me into those that i feel are real because this world is so
00:55:24.460
fake and gay that anything that seems real is what i'm gravitating to and what i'm holding on to
00:55:30.220
you yeah oh your sound just got loud oh did it oh it did that's exciting oh all right or mine did i
00:55:39.020
don't know maybe it was yours maybe it was mine i don't know doings
00:55:44.380
we definitely need a doings there's no question about that we're we need to do it i mean i'm three
00:55:56.300
quarters retarded i'm not retarded i just don't have time i need somebody you know what i i need
00:56:03.180
someone to show me that's what i need also maybe we do we need a somebody yeah we do we need a somebody
00:56:14.380
we need to have somebody that like nukes and things like that we'll find someone maybe it should be
00:56:22.060
freestone maybe should it ever be freestone i don't know maybe i'm sorry i feel like how about cheap
00:56:32.620
meaningless sex with someone you'll never see again for 50 bucks you need the money johnny
00:56:38.540
johnny has 50 bucks just dm him on telegram he'll for sure take you up on that offer brah
00:56:49.900
for sure for sure we'll see absolutely we're on a lonely tuesday night who paints nudes
00:56:59.580
i want a new who does what who paints nudes i believe that i believe that he would at least try
00:57:06.940
anyway oh my god i think that's a great idea let me in i gotta pee though sure
00:57:17.500
what do you want in is that what he's saying yeah do it send him a link
00:57:23.100
let's go didn't i message you that earlier that we should message chris and ask him to come on
00:57:27.020
i don't know i don't know did you oh i meant i typed it but i didn't actually send it oh yeah
00:57:32.780
there you go all right i'll show you like go go pee chris i'll shoot you like but chris get out of my
00:57:43.420
funny it is it is a good time in my head today i feel super bad for the other people
00:57:49.660
that uh didn't yeah anyway yeah that was a good one too if you don't heal from what hurt you you
00:57:57.740
will bleed on people who didn't cut you yeah it's funny how we sort of sublimate blame onto others
00:58:05.660
it's true when it's it's not you know because they're what's directly in front of us
00:58:11.580
and things that that are not are not their cross to bear all of a sudden become their burden
00:58:29.100
sucky sucky for those people oh um you can just switch us back around you got a link there please don't
00:58:36.860
chat kathy it's with kathy you gotta switch us back around i like being on the
00:58:41.580
oh my god all right now i'm on the right i should have left it it was great there for a second
00:58:49.500
right for a second the show had never been better but i get to be on top
00:58:56.380
when chris comes on i don't want to be on the bottom oh oh my god you know what i need
00:59:03.500
we need to find a chair for me a new office chair someone find me a good office chair on amazon that
00:59:10.060
isn't a million dollars because oh i go into the place where you buy the chairs
00:59:17.420
where if you say facebook marketplace i'll come through that screen and smack you like right
00:59:23.660
no it was a couple years ago on some auction site it was like a 300 chair that i did 50 bucks on and
00:59:30.060
yeah damn damn yeah that's what i need like that's what i need is just i just need
00:59:37.660
i just need a just need a new chair chucky what the
00:59:47.340
you can't you guys have problems anyway um so i also have we also have my favorites
00:59:54.540
there's rule roots who uh i thought we had a deal yeah where is she she's uh you know we had we had
01:00:07.660
a deal i was i agreed that i was gonna buy one of those playing cards on the agreement that my card
01:00:15.100
got picked and i won uh and then i didn't plan well she did say sorry though so i guess that's okay
01:00:24.700
sometimes you don't win i feel like this is these are always bad choices but i feel like okay this one
01:00:30.220
says it's a puckered pickle this one is a zesty pickle i got garlic joe and you can have a
01:00:37.420
sour and sour sis speaking of a pucker pickle bad hat harriet says skew now identifies as a chair
01:00:48.940
is he gonna is he gonna show up at my house like this ready for me to sit on him i bet he will
01:00:55.420
cheese and crackers y'all oh i mean if he doesn't freeze down well oh my god what is wrong with you
01:01:03.900
guys get a hold of yourselves and just so everyone is aware these pickles are from mccarney this is why
01:01:12.860
i'm eating the pickles you're eating mccarney's pickle i'm eating i'm eating the pickles from mccarney so
01:01:23.660
every time i do this this is i feel this like these are such bad choices
01:01:27.580
they're such bad choices i don't know why i'm doing this to myself
01:01:30.700
god you guys also um nail polish from the dollar store uh it doesn't come off even with like clr
01:01:45.660
i i i'm not sure i'm not sure what to do um short of like using my hand sander
01:01:55.740
i think you're the only one complaining that a dollar store product worked very well
01:02:00.860
no it didn't it only stayed on look at it oh my god what the fuck like this is the most i keep
01:02:12.300
i'm so self-conscious of my hands number one number two of my fingers and they look like this
01:02:22.140
the color was really good hey settle down trad wife jesus already made dinner and homemade bread
01:02:31.180
uh i haven't got that far yet what kind of charity
01:02:45.340
um i have um two flats of strawberries and i have i think about
01:02:51.580
60 or so ears of corn that i'm going to cut off of the thing and freeze and then i'm going to make
01:03:01.100
tomorrow because wide mouth mason jars are on sale at home hardware so i'm going to go pick up a couple
01:03:08.620
boxes and tomorrow i am making still pickles i'm totally talking about the band for a second
01:03:16.780
okay what do i want to have first i think i'm going to have the garlic one first okay i'm scared oh
01:03:21.100
i'm so scared it's in pre-stone jesus bud jesus open your facebook bud open your facebook it was in
01:03:29.660
there before you went and peed you sat there shaking it off like taylor swift for so long you didn't
01:03:45.100
oh this is gonna be okay all right oh i didn't bring hair elastic oh jesus bad hat there's porn and
01:03:52.860
corn it's there no no i'm just putting corn in the freezer because it's local and delicious and
01:03:58.860
it's time oh are you sure pre-stone i swear to god i sent it to your fucking i think it all
01:04:06.460
might not it didn't actually send are you kidding me give me a second this fucking internet's
01:04:11.900
oh my god this is huge my bad freeze don't give me a sec this is giant
01:04:18.940
what am i gonna do with those seriously okay guys this is a lot wow i don't okay i don't get
01:04:31.900
listen i'm not getting paid for this this is ridiculous that's what this show is all about
01:04:38.140
i feel like this should i feel like this is more an only fans moment than anything however here i am
01:04:43.740
doing her for free so yeah right oh god it smells sarah's warming up for only fans with a pickle
01:04:54.220
i've never they're like listen there's no part of me that would even no no no okay here we go
01:05:06.060
i can't i can't do this with a straight face i can watch oh god
01:05:12.380
all right there now it's in um now i know you you wanted to you wanted to smoke you think five
01:05:31.660
you want me to go for a smoke when i'm eating pickle
01:05:33.580
well i don't know whatever eat the pickle then cool you're like i'm literally eating a pickle right
01:05:41.340
now how am i going to do two things at one whatever whatever whatever this one's actually
01:05:48.460
not bad doing multiple things at once sucks that the garlic one garlic joe not actually that bad i'm
01:05:58.700
going in for one more bite not gonna lie i'm gonna take we all we all are koala mama we're we're all a
01:06:04.380
little traumatized here i feel like i wish i had hot sauce for it though we should probably come with a
01:06:19.180
i have to go back and take clips too we'll make a real intro find find this clip right now of you eating a pickle
01:06:29.660
with my gross nails oh my god okay okay garlic joe
01:06:42.220
i think it is actually koala mama i think you're you're onto something here
01:07:11.820
it's one of those things like when people say that it's like you're fucking racist it's like
01:07:19.180
are you okay i like when people say it that it's gonna be offensive and it's like oh my god thank you
01:07:29.660
well you know if this show wasn't off the rails already
01:07:42.540
i love that chris comes in talking to people outside his door
01:07:58.300
people just randomly show up like i'm i'm on my front porch all fucking day all week
01:08:04.860
doing fucking chores and shit and fucking around the house
01:08:08.060
right all day and then people show up like on the fucking holiday when i'm chilling with the wife and
01:08:13.580
shit it's like it gets old man like seriously like i'm home all day by myself during the day and then all my buddies show up when
01:08:32.460
and then now this guy keeps coming because they work the steel car together
01:08:35.420
now we're fucking now we're buddies for fuck's sake and now he keeps popping
01:08:56.060
right so i'm like hey i think they're waiting for you huh
01:09:48.300
like some people don't understand the social cues
01:09:50.620
of like when it's appropriate to just pop into other people's houses
01:09:54.220
like it's a holiday you're spending it with your wife
01:10:23.740
yes one that yeah because she made uh two teams the the group effort between the two of you
01:10:30.220
of the burgers thank you it made me very happy yeah i was doing mine come out like they were
01:10:39.420
if it wasn't big enough for people they can do like a double burger and be like
01:10:43.420
yep yeah i can't i can't wait to have another barbecue so we can do that again oh yes
01:10:49.180
yummy without sweating like we were in i love me some barbecue i never even thought to bring uh
01:10:57.500
the breeze is gorgeous tonight right just flowing oh yeah yeah we had a good breeze
01:11:03.340
thanks but we got a tent man i never even thought to bring the friggin tent we could have
01:11:07.260
used that for shade or yeah totally never even thought about it so remind me next time i'll
01:11:13.820
bring the damn tent because derek knight dropped that off for just for this right for when
01:11:18.940
you guys have shindigs and stuff no seriously that was his donation to the you know like daglon
01:11:26.860
right it's not my tent it belongs to you guys really get a hold of yourself like your ass yeah yeah
01:11:34.460
foxes you're a blonde scarf oh it's all in the side cheek easy
01:11:43.180
fuck whichever and it's not doesn't even still need my weekend with it it still looks like prince
01:11:49.340
charles's portrait man i'm telling you does not look anything like fucking daglon hey you're speaking of
01:11:54.860
which we have to uh there needs to be a discussion uh soon about when the next barbecue is going to be
01:12:02.380
whether it's going to be at your house or at my house in the next couple weeks because the uh
01:12:07.820
the significant other is going to be back in town so
01:12:13.900
we need to uh we need to make sure we have another uh gathering
01:12:20.060
okay okay that'd be fun like sometime before the end of august right
01:12:25.820
okay so i know something like that yeah they got tried wives so i
01:12:32.380
keep into the mic oh yeah so it all depends when he comes up is when we do it right
01:12:39.580
who she oh sorry i don't know what the you guys are even talking about man don't ever say that
01:12:45.820
name again sorry i don't know what the what is that all good so his significant other is going to
01:12:55.580
be in town this month so we i feel like i'm the only one who hasn't seen sarah's boobies
01:13:04.540
so after the 23rd okay so okay we'll figure it out okay i'm good we'll figure it out um also
01:13:13.500
okay do you do you guys want to have a um two things one a drive-in night where we all meet at
01:13:24.380
the drive-in yeah because james is just did he okay let's do that i want to it's great access on the
01:13:31.580
highway for everybody for green mountain or the one here one here by a highway 20. yeah okay perfect
01:13:39.420
so that and also i think we should go to one of the speedways before the end of the season too
01:13:46.620
like meritville or the one that would be cool yeah or like hugo motorsports park or you know somewhere
01:13:56.700
yeah i've gone to smash up derby yeah shit like that yeah totally i want to go do something because
01:14:05.100
it doesn't cost a ton and it's super fun yeah i haven't been to the fair like out in the country
01:14:11.980
my neighbors do that shit damn they they get cars they buy cars and they yeah that come out oh yeah
01:14:17.420
we used to buy cars for like 300 bucks and just watching the car come home and just got smashed and
01:14:23.500
yeah i want to have demolition derbies on the highway i want to get one i want to get a slashy on one of
01:14:29.980
them because he ended up one that's all black yeah he's like you gotta do a slashy on the hood he goes
01:14:35.020
i know what that is he said and he just started laughing huh but yeah we'll put it on your road
01:14:41.980
roots is uh cayuga yeah the cute cute the motorsports paris going out cooler to the key
01:14:49.100
emerge for each page i spent a lot of time there it's fun no it's nice man keegan and uh
01:14:58.620
california merrittville and then there's the one like um dunville yeah the dunville one um
01:15:06.620
what's the one off highway six there north of the 403 um
01:15:12.620
um not rockford rockton i don't know the rockton fair there's a a one over there i think okay yeah
01:15:23.500
there's a speedway or something out there i'm pretty sure too yeah anyway we definitely have to do that
01:15:29.980
too before the uh all that shit yeah i remember when i was a kid they had the old steam tractors and
01:15:37.100
uh things that would play music and shit with steam like big tractors that played tunes like
01:15:43.020
there was an organ attached to it or something like at the fair and stuff yeah going to the
01:15:48.780
yeah going to those things is super fun the fall fair start in like two weeks
01:15:55.100
yeah yeah because there's lots of freaking awesome corn to cob that's what we need to start doing is
01:16:01.100
getting all of the you know getting all of all of our people back doing these things again so that we
01:16:08.780
push the jeeps out of the way and support all the local farmers that's right that's the whole point
01:16:14.540
go to the agricultural fairs go and you know speak with your wallet man i get so pissed off because i
01:16:20.620
see everybody going to tim orton's timmy's timmy's timmy's you're supporting your own decline
01:16:25.100
man basically yeah yeah it's stupid what are you doing and people order an uber eats every person
01:16:32.860
that delivers your food and your packages is a cheat so stop getting shit fucking ordered go and get it
01:16:39.420
fuck man we're we're yeah we're cheering for our own device yeah it's it's incredible to watch really
01:16:49.260
yeah but it's just as easy to not order from those places as well to walk out of those places to
01:16:55.020
know you go to the gas stations that are where they have the you know the white teenagers working
01:17:00.940
go to the the convenience stores that have that still are hiring the white people go to the
01:17:05.580
fucking you know don't go to tim hortons go to the places and purchase your stuff if you're getting
01:17:10.380
your smokes you're getting your gas whatever go don't go to the jeep stores go to the ones that
01:17:15.340
have a new saying michelle got a new saying see brown turn around
01:17:18.780
yeah this is what i was teaching i mean yeah really i literally we walked into a store because
01:17:28.540
i was going to get him something and they were brown so we turned around and we walked out and
01:17:33.180
he's like are we not getting it and i said no we're not getting it from that store because it's
01:17:36.860
yeast and he was like oh okay so we went to another store no yeast perfect yeah i don't like this
01:17:43.820
discrimination against hiring white people that's been going on for 30 years yeah and i noticed that
01:17:48.540
at the market there was one jeep stand that had the fresh fruit and i was there early in the day
01:17:55.580
and they had plenty of stuff everybody had plenty of stuff we went like three hours later everybody was
01:18:01.260
almost done there's no money they had a lot of stuff up good we're good for that around here yeah
01:18:10.860
exactly people are there's more people who were starting to notice that stuff and again power exactly
01:18:18.860
yeah that's the way we can and that's how you can like you know you can snuff them out that way
01:18:24.460
right you don't have to shop at those places you don't have to go to those places you don't have to
01:18:28.380
you know i'm the community going to the other places yeah like the girls at the bakery and the
01:18:34.460
girl that makes me my pizza rolls and then we all found out you know each other and then it's like you
01:18:38.940
have and word of mouth is still that still works it still works when you go and bartering people are
01:18:44.780
all for exchanging goods like if you have something that they want absolutely 100 people are all for
01:18:51.900
that i got something free at the market so she made a banana loaf but put strawberries in it and then
01:18:57.420
went out too goofy right i said well i'll take it and i made it into a little french toast yep
01:19:03.740
turned out and then she goes i'll take one too so nothing went waste perfect amazing
01:19:12.460
just gotta get out there and you know everybody's happy at the market we went down and when you're
01:19:17.980
there they're they're talking and sharing food recipes and i love the market that early morning
01:19:23.900
people with the market there's a flea market or the vegetable market or local market it's uh man
01:19:31.260
people need to get out early yeah get up early it's the market it's a different it's a way different
01:19:36.380
atmosphere yeah it's a totally different world like these people are leaving for work at two o'clock in
01:19:41.260
the morning right like the people i'm i'm working with at four o'clock in the morning are you know everyone
01:19:46.860
they're farmers so totally different life yeah it's a very different life early to bed early to rise
01:19:55.820
yeah and they spend you know they have dinner with their families every single night they put their
01:20:00.300
kids to bed you know like it's a very it's very different yeah they go to their kids baseball games
01:20:06.460
and then they go home and they go to bed you know it's it's rural life man people don't yeah rural
01:20:12.780
canada used to be 60 40 not that long ago in my lifetime it was like almost 70 40 yeah like whatever
01:20:21.420
with the big city compared to rural canadians the population one because they're spread out of the
01:20:26.380
country yeah um i think it's 50 50 now rural to people in the population of the cities which is causing
01:20:35.260
problems because city people city it's trying to tell everybody else in the country how to live and
01:20:42.060
they have no idea what it's like to live in a rural area and put your gum rubber boots on and get
01:20:47.580
some on your boots out there yeah right fuck get your hands dirty get some calluses on there seems uh
01:20:56.060
seems bad at harry it wants a cock oh my god you gotta play that song though i'll hook it up
01:21:18.620
yes i like the barbecues man i love barbecue really i don't mind it
01:21:24.540
johnny just said the irish goodbye for the fuck's sakes
01:21:39.580
honestly uh if he was any closer i'd fuck him i'd probably just
01:21:44.860
i'd probably beat the shit out of him on a regular basis but i feel like it's a good thing
01:21:48.620
yeah okay that's what like you have siblings for right so that you can like
01:21:55.420
because you can't beat other people but you can definitely hit your siblings yeah
01:22:00.700
yeah we used to beat the crap of each other me my brother and my sister yeah exactly yeah
01:22:05.900
yeah totally i'm used to throw sneakers at us and shit oh yeah i can hear that like i can
01:22:12.780
sense something when it's flying at me like a sandal or whatever it's like i got the
01:22:21.260
yeah when sean clothes are coming up with the face
01:22:24.220
i gotta get the camera right okay so that's blueberries yeah lemon and lemon and i'm gonna make
01:22:29.260
some pancakes oh and i put them in the freezer and they can crisp them in the freezer so what do you
01:22:34.940
okay so what's lemon in the pancakes lemon zest and lemon juice the pancakes with the blueberries
01:22:42.140
it brings out the so it cancels out the tartness and brings out the sweetness in the blueberries
01:22:47.260
that's why you always put blueberries and lemon together like like lemon like muffins all that kind
01:22:52.780
of stuff lemon blueberry loaf two pancakes they're flat but this has right out of the fridge so i gotta
01:22:59.260
let it like warm up for a countdown yeah i've got one on my counter too to make some uh i'm gonna make
01:23:03.740
some aioli for for my uh whatchamacallit what are they called cucumbers for supper yeah oh man i'm
01:23:12.780
having cucumbers and aioli for supper woo yeah my neighbor gave us a couple cucumbers they're actually
01:23:22.060
prickly man what the fuck up there cucumbers are prickly no that's prickly i've never seen cucumbers
01:23:28.780
this prickly well english cucumbers english cucumbers are not prickly well they're usually a little
01:23:36.460
smoother it's just a different kind of cucumber these ones are like cactus yeah cactus or something
01:23:41.820
it's just it's just not it's funny because the english are pretty prickly right now
01:23:45.820
you know what hey michelle michelle let's see those again jesus oh my god put them both in the shot
01:24:01.660
i swear to god when i was in montreal i seen some commie women with legs that look like that
01:24:12.140
yeah oh the way you want to like make them look like eat at the end yeah
01:24:19.180
a bunch of goonie goo goo bigfoot around there let me tell you what the
01:24:23.340
fuck is goody google quest okay i'm going for a smoke i'll be right back yes do it do it i'm still
01:24:31.260
listening fuckers now she gets her son of a oh my god
01:24:41.580
see so i was i tend to flirt a little bit and i might get a little carried away but
01:24:54.540
at the end of the day a little bit a little bit you know everybody knows i'm going home michelle michelle
01:25:00.620
oh yeah because she's going to be yeah yeah exactly sometimes sometimes
01:25:10.140
or maybe you're being smart smart ass arsehole just being a dick pretty much like it happens
01:25:20.780
what can i say man oh apparently uh apparently the stock market's going a little fucky right now
01:25:27.740
oh why would that be what is happening do they know something uh dow sinks more than 900 yeah it
01:25:38.380
says dow sinks more than 900 points in global market sell off
01:25:43.420
shit's just plunging let's go let's bring on the fucking hunger games yeah the purge let's do it
01:25:51.340
it feels like we're good it does man that's why like um i was talking to my neighbor today
01:26:00.860
because i just had a friend and a neighbor across from me that i'd known for a while
01:26:06.300
um good guy he just passed away i just found out this morning as i'm having my coffee
01:26:12.380
unfortunate yeah man he was a good dude um he was the deaf guy across the street
01:26:18.380
nice to chill with on the porch and we had conversations even though he was deaf
01:26:23.660
and uh we just seemed to have conversation it was weird i don't know how to explain it but uh
01:26:33.260
chris would say things and he'd go so he suffered a stroke about three or four years back maybe maybe
01:26:40.140
five maybe five and uh so his left side was all fucked it was inoperable so he had one good side
01:26:48.380
and he wanted to die he was punching holes in his wall and and he just he kept telling me
01:26:53.820
every time i was over there shooting the with him i was trying to lighten him up like we're
01:26:56.620
looking at the girls and okay like it's like hey let me do that they just silly man
01:27:05.100
um yeah it sucks it sucks man man man there's a lot of people died on my street since i lived here
01:27:11.500
fuck i got thinking about that too like holy the longer you live in a spot and the older you get
01:27:17.820
the more people you're gonna know that die right it's the unfortunate part of life right
01:27:24.940
it's unfortunate part of getting old yeah for sure there's less weddings and more funerals i think
01:27:31.180
sorry to get morbid on a lighter note let's talk about something completely different man
01:27:42.380
shall we yeah right why not i do see though i do see with that uh stock market uh crash though
01:27:51.740
trump's already taken the opportunity to call this the kamala crash
01:27:55.100
what was that yeah well he's already blaming kamala right like yeah makes you wonder because
01:28:04.540
there's a lot of insider fucking bullshit going on just means it's a good time to buy
01:28:10.940
yeah true that if you got the money right i mean that really that is what it is because i mean
01:28:15.340
do we really believe that it's going to crash and just stay down because i don't yeah
01:28:19.340
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they'll just they'll just bail it out with make-believe money
01:28:25.820
anyway so what difference does it make it's yeah i can see the future in bricks but we can't
01:28:32.620
how do you uh how do you invest in bricks how do you invest in the ruble you can't they won't let you
01:28:38.140
right unless you do it unless you have an offshore account and you fucking somehow you know leak
01:28:44.060
probably get you know what i mean like oh let's face it the only the only real way is gold and
01:28:50.540
silver right that's that's the only real thing that you can do and have that's going to make any kind
01:28:57.500
of difference but bricks is a real thing man and it's uh take it off of course it is yeah but that's
01:29:07.100
but they did they not just go back to the gold standard though like is that not what part of their
01:29:12.540
whole thing is about but every every see canada should have its own goal and its own gold standard
01:29:19.980
and its own bank canada should we used to and we should have again canada should have its own gold
01:29:26.300
reserve actual tangible gold and a big ball you know with iron guards and all the nonsense
01:29:34.140
but like we should have that but we can't because we're not allowed right because we're
01:29:39.180
oh yeah and for their right i need a beer yeah yeah four stringers right though nothing to bring on
01:29:46.540
bring the stock up faster than a good old-fashioned war and bad at area as well
01:29:50.220
uh hit thrift stores for silver trays that's not a bad idea actually um
01:29:58.140
apparently there's some big losses for the metal markets too
01:30:08.460
and chucky's extreme circus gonna rob his mom's china cabinet not maybe it's possible but uh
01:30:13.900
and it's really hard to say where we're going to because i mean obviously the
01:30:17.660
shit with israel is uh it's ramping up a lot of talk still there of course uh them and iran and
01:30:26.220
lebanon and all this other shit now we got stock market crash and
01:30:30.620
elections are coming too can't wait for those it's gonna be a good time
01:30:48.300
what did i i don't want olympics nobody gives a about the olympics
01:30:52.140
see that guy in the olympics though that uh lost out because he was pole vaulting and his penis knocked
01:31:06.220
fuck that was hilarious i posted that i was like uh them would you rather have a gold medal
01:31:12.060
or a big deck and i was like every guy and then that video it was a good time
01:31:16.940
you didn't talk like mike yeah right uh yeah i guess gold did drop gold dropped like 32 bucks today
01:31:31.580
it's down 1.34 percent that's rather significant if you're
01:31:47.180
silver has dipped five dollars or no sorry was that five percent
01:32:10.380
oh yeah it was a dick move from the vault here you're supposed to let go of the pole you know
01:32:26.620
the jokes are good the walter got cock blocked from its own gold medal that's good that's a good one
01:32:34.700
that's fucking genius yeah worst part is it was women's pole vaulting no i don't know
01:32:39.740
i mean the olympics are gay enough it could happen right so
01:32:49.500
i don't know why uh i'm doing the same i don't know why these girls don't just um
01:32:54.940
boycott it and same with the men the men should back up the women too the men boxers i know you guys
01:33:01.580
trained a long time to be there and it's like the best moment of your life i get it
01:33:06.060
they don't want to get ostracized i don't want to be
01:33:09.820
when you see that because you don't see women fucking going in the men's boxing in the olympics
01:33:15.820
because they'll get their fucking ass kicked right like
01:33:19.020
fuck off like enough like why don't they fucking in unison it's immunity and just no we're not
01:33:25.500
participating we're not participating in your fucking make-believe fucking bullshit
01:33:29.820
anyways sorry i'll shut up though hold on i'm just i'm trying to get the the name correct but here
01:33:40.460
is kind of why they don't really do that uh there's a girl in london uh i'm just trying to find her name
01:33:48.780
real quick i'm yeah april hutchinson um she spoke out against men competing as women in weightlifting
01:33:57.580
and my understanding was that first of all she got removed from the sports hall of fame in london
01:34:05.260
uh for speaking out um she's been punished she's been like it's really ridiculous that once you uh
01:34:13.820
once you criticize it you're you're pretty much done uh yeah well that's what if that's what you
01:34:21.900
want to base your career like it should be a passion and a hobby not your career like uh
01:34:29.500
like what do you aspire to be like you're not gonna you're only healthy and fit like that to be
01:34:33.980
able to do that for so long and then you're old then what are you gonna do when you're old what get in
01:34:38.380
government like you know what i mean like write a book fucking uh like it's like pick a fucking
01:34:45.180
career like it's a real career if you think that's your career for life you're delusional like stop
01:34:52.380
you can't hockey player forever man it's fucking hard on your body man but you don't see 40 year
01:34:57.820
old or 50 year old hockey players fuck no i'm just some of the old still fucking yeah and and he's
01:35:06.380
father time and what's his name like your cringles they're fucking uh
01:35:12.940
by the way fun fact camera yogur um the guy's a beauty by the way um there was a time when he was
01:35:20.220
still with the washington capitals a few years ago that some young lady decided to uh you know
01:35:26.540
have a night with yogur we'll say um and then decided like take a picture of both of them in bed and
01:35:33.100
was gonna try and blackmail him uh that she would release the photo if she didn't do whatever and
01:35:38.460
he was just like go the fuck ahead what do i care uh which was true because it only made him look more
01:35:44.700
badass first of all and secondly the dude's never been married and he doesn't even have kids so what
01:35:49.820
the fuck you moron he doesn't give a chance yeah yeah like all you did was show that this 48 50 year
01:35:59.500
old man whatever he was at the time can still bag like a 20 year old yeah he's a gangster
01:36:05.580
i mean yeah i would i like girls around my own age to be honest with you but um teach their own but i mean
01:36:13.340
uh yeah don't don't ever apologize yeah if you're single and you have no kids don't ever
01:36:20.860
fucking apologize for anything man even if but even if he did get caught fucking
01:36:27.180
fucking around whatever and he'd say he was divorced and had kids like like what is it with
01:36:32.380
people looking for a gotcha moment on people all the time you know well they always got to try though
01:36:40.060
and uh more specifically when i brought up april hutchinson there that was the other thing that
01:36:45.260
she's facing is an actual two-year ban on competing yeah so you know you speak up about
01:36:55.580
mediocre men trying to dominate women's sports and you get banned for two years
01:37:00.460
that's a whole other type of fraud and fake people right there right
01:37:09.340
yeah yeah yeah well and then that's a whole other ball game to it right there like trying
01:37:15.740
to act as if now suddenly you can be a completely different gender uh and do what you want right
01:37:24.380
but it is looking good for my career as a women's wrestler so
01:37:30.540
i will say that you're a dumb ass well i want to see that i want to see the costume right it'd be
01:37:37.260
great like i said ladies i don't even need to win okay i'll just be happy to be there i will be your
01:37:43.820
jobber okay i should draw the costume right now if i can we'll figure it out like right now yeah
01:37:49.500
we'll draw it out we'll draw it out i'm in we'll do a couple concepts
01:37:56.940
concept all right you have to ask well you can't bedazzle it because i could cut something
01:38:03.740
that sucks but you can put reflective paint on it and shit like the what do you have the metal flake
01:38:11.500
the metal flake shiny like rhinestone looking like a rhinestone cowboy great all right
01:38:19.180
you can have some tussles that's right scotching lady
01:38:24.540
absolutely let's go let's get me back into some wrestling i'll totally be a female wrestling jobber
01:38:30.940
i'll be the job squad i'll yeah i don't need to win just getting to show up i'm already winning
01:38:42.460
you gotta have tussles where the titties are in your shirt on your leather
01:38:47.100
you know shiny friggin it's gotta be shiny it's gotta be the most gayest flamiest flamer
01:38:57.100
all right then we'll go with the macho man tranny savage then because that's the best way to do that
01:39:01.820
it all right yeah gotta have the colors too they go with the the flag
01:39:13.100
for real i mean you know it actually it does uh i mean speaking about the sports and that in the
01:39:17.820
olympics i'm shocked that so many people still are watching it it's gotten so fake and gay and just
01:39:23.100
it's not even not even about the athletes anymore
01:39:28.300
i'll go give these guys they're working on a holiday give me two seconds
01:39:34.300
yeah but it's not really a holiday though the firefighters he's gonna go and yell at the firefighters
01:39:43.340
i guess yeah don't be fire don't be fighting fires on holidays you let them motherfuckers burn
01:39:48.860
hell all right there we go i can be andy kaufman yeah that's right actually yeah yeah i'll just
01:39:57.660
fucking wear that little like pantsuit or whatever the fuck andy kaufman was wearing when he was
01:40:01.900
wrestling ladies jesus christ right but no fat ladies sorry no no that's not allowed
01:40:09.980
i'm uh i'm a lightweight right i had to razz the guys because they're working next door again i'm
01:40:17.340
like what are you doing man would have been a perfect day for golfing or fishing it would have
01:40:21.740
been the perfect weather it was a nice breeze wasn't too hot you didn't sweat your
01:40:27.420
fucking nads off sorry for swearing so fuck them up
01:40:33.980
oh what well the wind would have been a challenge right because it was kind of breathing because
01:40:39.580
that but i'm not complaining because we had a actual breeze today man oh my god it was awesome
01:40:45.580
like yes there's the breeze that we haven't had for like you know last four or five days
01:40:52.940
i don't mind the nice weather man i'm not complaining but because we waited so long to have a nice
01:40:58.220
summer and we we have one this is a pretty good summer so far knock on wood but to have sunshine
01:41:05.100
and a breeze at the same time it's like yay it's like awesome it's like peanut butter and jam man
01:41:14.540
that's true it's been really nice though yeah four stringers got it it's a perfect day
01:41:20.780
for fucking off yeah every day is a good day for fucking off though yeah let's be real
01:41:27.740
off to where should i fuck anywhere whatever yeah just like anywhere i might go fishing here in a bit
01:41:43.500
yeah i cut the grass i think and i cut the grass yesterday yesterday or the day before what day
01:41:48.700
did i do that yesterday front back i got all my outside stuff done stuff to do a couple loads of
01:41:55.260
laundry i got all the kitchen cleaned up bathroom cleaned spare bedrooms
01:42:06.860
it's supposed to rain except for i did nothing except for get my kitty's love back
01:42:12.300
because i had one really pissed off kitty when i came home all right that's what happens when you
01:42:18.780
leave them yeah she was not happy they have attitude man they do oh you have no idea like zina okay
01:42:26.780
zina she's the idiot so she's like immediately loved me but wouldn't stop meowing at me just followed me
01:42:33.260
everywhere for like a day and a half just constantly bitching that i left missed you um and then cooter
01:42:44.220
for like a day and a half just stayed under my bed didn't even come out didn't care she's she's all upset
01:42:53.820
so don't leave your cats for two weeks i guess it's the
01:43:04.700
they don't they don't care if you set them up with food or not no they'll get mad at you just because
01:43:10.140
they're cats yeah yeah see it's supposed to be raining here later but i don't know what's going to happen
01:43:17.820
yeah it's been skirting us here in hamilton keg is not that far 40 minutes away they're on the way
01:43:29.100
yeah we might get it so maybe well if it rains i can't cut my grass what can i say
01:43:37.020
yeah exactly i just have to go out and close up the jeep you're just hoping
01:43:41.820
all right you're just like come on rain let's go make it rain maybe i'll go float in the pool
01:43:52.620
i feel like more people should do the indian dance we should go up to ash weekend and tell
01:43:56.300
them to do some more rain dances because we haven't had any rain here
01:44:01.180
you ever been to a powwow up there yeah did you yeah it's pretty neat yeah it is i like it yeah i've
01:44:08.860
been to one there and i've been i haven't been out there but yeah i can do a couple different ones
01:44:13.820
it's kind of neat yeah i've been to some locally here i even got into a drum circle once which was
01:44:19.740
kind of an awkward feeling but it was cool well you can keep the beat man that's all you gotta do
01:44:27.740
yeah well no it's just awkward because i was the only white guy
01:44:32.540
cool but since i'm since you're the only white guy that's when you should start
01:44:35.340
fucking with the beat because they're going down down down yeah
01:44:42.940
i'm not i'm not gonna fuck with their shit deep in their own territory outnumbered all right
01:44:49.580
don't do that they don't like they don't like being disrespected they they get very
01:44:58.460
like they're a tradition they're very it was fun though like they're sensitive yes they're sensitive
01:45:09.020
yeah i could probably use a new one too and this one's probably gonna be needing some duct tape here
01:45:13.580
at some point i don't even need a fucking fire i got a chair made for short people at my office
01:45:24.540
because she's wee she's a little limp it seriously she's late
01:45:39.420
i forgot what a fucking lipid is but it's an insult to fucking short people i know uh
01:45:48.940
yeah what you remember what a limp it is yeah i forgot it is a german word for something that just
01:45:55.500
insults people tiny people i can't remember what it is i should ask you we
01:46:02.940
limp it a limp it a limp it that's a german word i don't know yeah i don't know
01:46:08.540
it's a fruit or vegetable or something i don't fucking know or i don't i i can't remember well
01:46:22.300
technology oh she's checking she's checking right now for you press
01:46:28.220
i forgot i like to make sure that our information is accurate i wonder i always wondered why the waitress
01:46:34.860
at the austrian german restaurant used to get so pissed off when someone called her little limpet
01:46:40.060
and then i found out what limp it was and i was like yeah i could see how she well i mean it sounds
01:46:44.460
like an insult i can tell you that right now it sounds cute but i think it's it does not sound
01:46:49.660
cute at all that sounds like a legit insult little limpet uh it was funny at the time
01:47:04.460
knapschneck is the german word i don't know i don't know how to use my phone so
01:47:10.620
probably see we do need a doings let me see if i can find 100 we need a doings
01:47:27.340
we're uh low budget we're uh no marketing we got no no tech department we got we might we might as
01:47:43.260
what i don't know what are you doing chris it's a seashell it's a seashell apparently
01:47:51.580
so it's like a clam a little limp it so you're like a clam that's weird no that's not it
01:47:57.980
that's stupid that's stupid sorry i was just looking sounded to me like you just couldn't get
01:48:03.660
heard that's all but it's all silly talk you guys are having a better conversation before i jumped
01:48:08.700
on here i should i can i should probably fuck off
01:48:15.900
i i i'll make shit go sideways i don't mean to but just
01:48:19.980
i don't know rural roots internet just went out that's uh karma for not uh chris goes right off
01:48:26.860
the rails i kind of do he does i love it though i don't mean there's a napkin no we expect it though
01:48:38.540
i can't figure out my phone to save my life so i got i got nothing i'm way too boomery with my phone
01:48:45.740
i tried to figure it out and it's like no you're stupid so i can speak in german but i feel like
01:48:51.980
hitler might tell me from the game but that's about all i got sorry kids
01:48:58.620
what is good oh yeah we were talking about flirting and and pushing your limits with what like when
01:49:05.660
when it's kind of like because i like my my wife knows me man we've been together for almost 30 years
01:49:12.300
and she knows my sense of humor and when i'm a dickhead and when i'm yes when you're crossing
01:49:22.060
the line and when you're not right other people don't see it that way they see it as like i'm
01:49:26.780
disrespecting her and shit well then they don't know you yeah but michelle no like michelle knows man
01:49:34.860
she knows like i'm fucking just being an arsehole right like yeah you would never disrespect her
01:49:40.940
no um and i wouldn't take anybody else doing it either there's two guys in my neighborhood my
01:49:47.420
neighbors i have to have a little chat with by the way you know um they said some inappropriate things
01:49:54.540
to her and uh i'm not gonna go chasing them down i know where they're not but you'll handle it around
01:50:00.540
yeah i'm gonna have a little we're gonna have some words right you know i'm not waving to you like
01:50:05.980
you know when you drive by anymore it's like so it's like no we need to have yep a little tip
01:50:14.460
chat but what you said is uh where'd she go chill come here please yeah it's it's one thing to like
01:50:23.820
you said like it's one thing to be flirty and and and you know yeah on a on a friendship level but
01:50:28.860
then when you take it to another level and it's disrespectful that's when it's not appropriate
01:50:33.020
right like what do you mean and uncomfortable it's not okay yeah right you know what i mean
01:50:38.860
but words matter and this is yes tell them what uh john said to you and then what uh oh yeah okay
01:50:47.420
so the neighbor pulls up says i have been not friendly he goes so when do we get some private time
01:50:51.100
together yeah exactly he said i'm married and he goes no never no and then it says well i'm married too
01:51:04.780
so and i'm like like no no so i'm like well no that's that's freaking out
01:51:11.420
hey gross and then the other guy was walking his dog and he goes yeah i know we'd like to go home with
01:51:17.580
michelle too you're like yeah yeah there's two inappropriate comments that is so inappropriate
01:51:26.380
what the fuck like i've said some inappropriate shit my back in my day and then and i'll catch
01:51:31.980
myself like whoa that came out wrong i didn't mean yeah like how many how many months are you along and
01:51:37.420
they're not pregnant like that's like that's worse you do i think but that's funny right but i mean
01:51:45.420
you don't but yeah you don't you don't say that there's certain things you say when you definitely
01:51:54.380
want to get in someone's pants and there's it's interesting too how people think that and we've
01:52:00.220
talked to johnny and i talked about this before on stream how people for some reason think that it's
01:52:06.540
appropriate to talk to other people like that all of a sudden like i don't feel like this happened
01:52:11.260
20 years ago well right i feel like people have just become so bold and it's like that you only
01:52:20.380
live once or whatever kind of mentality where it's like people have have no respect or regard for
01:52:27.340
other people's like for boundaries around other people's relationships or or or whatever that's
01:52:33.260
really weird to me like i find it just so like it's abhorrent behavior i get hit in the face a lot
01:52:42.140
that's so good stupid should hurt i have a reset button right here michelle gives everybody permission
01:52:47.180
to fucking hit it sure i mean yeah i mean right now yeah i always need a reset every once in a while
01:52:55.980
i'll fucking it helps yes for sure i understand i'm just i feel like there's a a weird mentality now
01:53:04.940
where people just seem to think that it's like everything is on the table you know again it goes
01:53:10.620
back to the you know the the name of the stream but you know frauds like i think that there's there's
01:53:16.220
people who misrepresent themselves in that way again like people who are in relationships will
01:53:20.780
misrepresent themselves as not being in relationships or is having different parameters
01:53:25.740
in said relationship so that they can play the field it does happen yeah it's abhorrent and some
01:53:33.660
guys are just fucking horny can i say yeah but grow up yes they should like that's the thing like if
01:53:40.700
you've got something at home then that's what you have at home yeah you shouldn't be knocking on
01:53:45.020
someone else's door looking to try their fucking meal because you have your own food at home
01:53:51.420
don't go looking for someone else's food if you've got a table that's set for two at home
01:53:56.140
just like bad hat harriet says you can look at the buns you can't grab the hot dog
01:54:06.780
people are too comfortable with sitting at someone else's table
01:54:12.940
i'm not comfortable sitting at someone else's table man i'm comfortable with my own
01:54:17.100
fucking table exactly but there's a lot of people who have no problem sitting down at someone else's
01:54:22.220
table like that's all i like yeah yeah it's good food fucking right but i always felt weird when i
01:54:28.860
was a kid eating at someone else's house and it's like it's not my home it's like you have to watch
01:54:34.860
you yeah well you certainly don't fuck you don't fuck someone else's wife no you never cut another
01:54:39.900
man's crap that's exactly what i'm saying eating at another man's table is the same it's the same
01:54:45.180
analogy like you never cut that's right it's the it's same thing like you don't you don't do that
01:54:51.660
like there's too many people yeah but people are way too comfortable with that and like what trad
01:54:58.620
wife says like i mean jokes is one thing right i mean let's face it there's a there's a few of us
01:55:03.900
especially up here right now um self-included that love to crack a joke yeah um but i think
01:55:12.460
yeah and i i think that we do it in a way that it's obvious that it's a joke and it's just to get
01:55:18.300
that laugh right yeah which to me that's fine um it's when you start to border into seriousness
01:55:25.500
that's the problem i already take it too far because some people will fucking um they joke around like uh
01:55:33.420
you know like with the kind of thing but they'll keep doing it like like no like okay we got it you're
01:55:41.020
you're being you're being funny uh but you don't keep going on with it right because now it gets creepy
01:55:48.300
right well and those those are the ones to me those are the ones that they're just hiding behind
01:55:56.700
it being a joke right they're hoping that if they just keep saying it that it'll happen
01:56:02.780
yeah yeah and that if you're not going to do it well it was just a joke yeah yeah
01:56:09.020
yeah you know because i'm guilty doing that myself a couple times jesus christ zach
01:56:18.620
what the fuck at a swingers party with a liberal party cabinet or a swingers party at a migrant
01:56:23.980
hotel with some frenchies what's behind door number three like i don't like i don't like the sound of
01:56:31.420
blame throwers and hand grenades can i choose death by the masturbation machine yes yeah can i choose
01:56:49.180
that's fucking hilarious well according according to my according to my uh twitter feed the muslims
01:56:55.340
would prefer the geese apparently there's some going down in bangladesh right now
01:57:01.580
yeah they're uh rounding up hindus and burning their homes down and all sorts of stuff
01:57:17.580
i can't say that i'm surprised let me listen people aren't perfect there is no such thing as a perfect
01:57:24.540
human being people will be dishonest people will lie but for the most part i like to think that
01:57:31.660
most people try to be good they try to you know be a good person an honest person i like to think
01:57:39.980
i would like to think that most people would like this is the thing i'm not seeing it but this is exactly
01:57:46.060
this is the thing chris like people are very are very quick to not tell the truth
01:57:53.180
like and exactly like like kathy said you know stay the away from other people's partners
01:58:00.860
you would think that's an easy one you would think but it's and exactly people are used to keyboard
01:58:07.980
interactions you know and it's in when you put that in real life it's not the same well i mean
01:58:14.140
like you don't it's when you fucking when you switch from conversation to conversation to conversation
01:58:19.660
on the internet no big deal like you act like that's just disposable that's not the way it works with
01:58:25.100
real life like that's when you do that that's not the way real life works you don't just get to
01:58:31.980
fucking open the garbage and put someone in there because you think you're done with them
01:58:35.580
mm-hmm they're human beings like holy shit i mean there's a lot of selfishness involved with a lot
01:58:43.660
of people right um sure and and and and trying to create an image publicly versus what they are
01:58:51.420
privately as well right you get busted cheated man that's reality's gonna slap you in the
01:58:56.540
fucking face right quick now you're now you're fucking in a whole different fucking room over here
01:59:01.580
now uh you know there's layers and now you're splitting up and like that you're fucking sleeping
01:59:07.820
on your buddy's couch hopefully oh fuck you're fucked like don't really it's kind of dumb like
01:59:15.980
you had a good thing don't fuck it up just think with this head not the other head my god a lot of
01:59:21.660
guys have a hard time doing that yeah it can be tough sometimes i mean yeah be real but at the same
01:59:29.500
time though like it i don't think i've ever had a problem with that in situations where i know
01:59:35.660
that thinking with that other particular one is going to be crossing a line or um doing something
01:59:43.260
that really shouldn't be taking place this is a very good point so here's the thing now i've had this
01:59:56.140
conversation a lot over the last couple of months because if you think about it now y'all think about
02:00:06.060
this very seriously all right we're all here we all met each other and we're all sort of we all gravitate
02:00:17.260
towards each other because we all are very low trust people we've all had our trust betrayed to
02:00:26.620
such a degree that we are very very low trust individuals right like we're all the type of
02:00:34.140
people where we're like it takes us a long time to trust people because we've all been
02:00:37.740
over so much that's what kind of brought us all together right so it's one of all of all exactly but
02:00:45.260
all of us are very you know we're all because we because of how we all come together because
02:00:51.500
we're all from different places and we all sort of meet in the in in different ways you have to have
02:00:57.020
a certain level of trust to be able to meet people in this way right so you trust people in a certain way
02:01:04.220
and that's how you get to sort of become involved with people like this right in this in this environment
02:01:11.180
in this community whatever but that's the other way that you put people in a position of trust that
02:01:17.420
don't deserve it so we're also at the as at the same time as being the like he said the juxtaposition
02:01:24.860
of this conversation is that we are we are we all trust each other because we have to but we're all
02:01:31.340
very very very low trust individuals because we've all been over so much we're just careful in what we
02:01:38.380
trust right um of course because of how we you know we've all been sort of treated similarly which
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is i think what brings us together is what it brings yeah i just i like again going back like
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i went to so many fucking schools going up as a kid and i think that added to my bullshitting
02:01:59.820
fucking detector right yeah yeah um you see people for who they are all the jobs different jobs i mean i
02:02:06.460
worked with thousands of different tradesmen over the years man yeah like uh you know a professional
02:02:11.740
and a bullshitter when you fucking see one it's not hard yep um and there's a lot of people like
02:02:20.620
you said chris there's a lot of people like us and that's sort of we found each other in this way
02:02:26.460
because this brought us together because of our distrust of everything and everybody and everything
02:02:31.580
that was going on and all of the bullshit and it sort of brought us all together right and then
02:02:36.700
now we're in this position where it's like it's been we've all been together for a couple of years
02:02:41.340
now right most of us and this is where you start to realize where the people who are hiding behind
02:02:49.740
something that isn't real and the people who are real yeah like macho man said cream rises to the top
02:02:56.540
yeah yeah you yeah you'll you'll uh like you you'll find out the phonies and the fucking fakers and the
02:03:05.980
bullshitters and the fucking shit disturbers you'll find that you can weed them out pretty easily man
02:03:12.300
like like you can tell when someone's genuine or not man like fucking it's not it doesn't take long
02:03:18.220
it's almost like like if someone told me they're a painter and i hired somebody and i they said they're a
02:03:23.020
painter i can tell within five minutes if you're a fucking painter or not you know what i mean like
02:03:27.420
or if someone or if i watch an electrician or if i watch another trade i can tell if they're
02:03:31.980
professional of what they do or not because i've seen it so many times i can tell when someone's a
02:03:36.460
bullshitter or they're not you know like i can you that detector you get with a great experience
02:03:45.180
you know i'm not bragging i'm just saying trauma and that too yes because we've all been through
02:03:51.020
shit you get your spidey senses yeah yeah you also you also kind of learn how to like read people's
02:03:56.940
energy too right yeah and you too man like uh and and the eye and shit you know what i mean and
02:04:05.020
this is what i'm saying this is where we're at that point where we've all known each other we're
02:04:09.580
hanging out in real life you know you can't hide behind a an online persona when it comes to doing
02:04:17.260
things in real life right and that's where reading people's body language like johnny said and things
02:04:22.140
like that come into play because it's like you can't like when when people are are are being dishonest
02:04:29.020
and distrustful and things like that you can see that you can read that on people because they reek of
02:04:36.140
it like it's not hard you can't bullshit the guy in the mirror no you can't absolutely right you can
02:04:43.500
try and i mean i know i tried for years um i tried to get myself for a long long time right
02:04:55.820
but that's just it you can look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you're okay
02:04:59.740
you know you can tell yourself all of those things and we've had these conversations before where it's
02:05:03.740
like you know we all sit there and you know you can you can say
02:05:14.380
again people will pretend like everything is okay and it's not and i for one i'm one of those people
02:05:22.140
who will constantly when anybody asks if you know how you doing great everything's good
02:05:28.460
everything's okay everything's okay that's right and everything is not okay no it's never okay it's
02:05:36.780
not even remotely okay but we act like it's okay but you know what man but you but you know what guys
02:05:44.700
at the end of the day i can look at myself in the mirror every single night i can look at myself and
02:05:51.740
know that i'm still i'm moving with integrity and how i even though everything isn't okay i'm still
02:05:59.020
trying like you know i'm not hurting anybody no and you're all right i can look at myself in the mirror
02:06:07.180
but i know other people can't and that's where it's yeah that sucks i can't imagine living with that
02:06:12.700
burden yeah it's got to be heavy i look at myself i got a beard now so i'm like i'm checking out my beard
02:06:20.940
more and i'm like hey i got a beard now it's weird i never had a beard before
02:06:29.660
it's pulley yeah i keep doing this like it's it's distinguished
02:06:40.060
but yeah not all dags are created equal or have integrity as home said said behavior
02:06:46.700
conduct and patterns tell a lot more than stories or fake image that's exactly it how people move
02:06:52.860
and how people how people act and how you know that's that's that's
02:06:59.980
just try to be a good motherfucker it's all i gotta do man like just be a good person and if you can't
02:07:05.180
be honest about it yeah say i fucked up i need help it's so much easier to be honest
02:07:11.420
honestly like it actually is man like honestly it's super easy to just be genuine because you
02:07:18.140
don't have to worry about being found out you don't have to worry about keeping up an appearance
02:07:23.900
just tell the truth yeah right don't be a neck beard it gets itchy okay
02:07:30.140
it's like a fucking neck beard it comes all the way down my neck it's it's well groomed and settled
02:07:41.420
at home for a fucking neck beard neckbeards are those guys got a fucking their hair grows around
02:07:45.820
their neck all the way around and it's like all one it's like a helmet yeah the meat and potatoes that
02:07:51.180
happens on uh i dated an italian guy once and from like here up i was like normal and then all of a
02:07:57.980
a sudden the shirt came off and it was like oh my god what is happening what am i supposed to do with
02:08:03.820
this like but well there's a lot of meat and potatoes sometimes where it's like it's like hamburger
02:08:11.820
meat you know i don't know i don't know how it's explained i like a man with fur don't get me wrong
02:08:17.260
but sometimes there's a lot of things happening there and you're like what see yeah like that that
02:08:23.180
is an acceptable man nipples koala mama want to see nipples earlier i think she said in chat way
02:08:32.780
earlier i'm glad that it's yours was it her or you i don't know so it was in the chat she wanted to see
02:08:40.620
nipples i don't know when koala not mama yeah apparently bad hat harriet does too yeah i could have
02:08:48.220
the one i can't remember someone wanted to see nipples and he's like okay i just forgot until now
02:08:55.260
and then you were mentioning hairy chest so i'm like okay sorry um do you paint naked
02:09:02.220
you know i don't doubt that actually i feel like that should be a youtube segment where you have like
02:09:09.740
where pixelated over your butthole no just just have like a vase or something strategically placed so it
02:09:16.940
just covers up something covers up what needs to be and you can just bob rocks your way through
02:09:23.980
i body painted girls twice and that was about it but naked yeah they're naked i used to do tattoos
02:09:31.900
i've seen all kinds of ass and tit were you naked though me no yeah i feel like we should we should
02:09:39.260
start a give send go to collect money so that chris can do a naked painting stream right so i just i
02:09:48.860
paint naked no one's gonna no i don't want people to see my wiener man no one's gonna see your wiener
02:09:54.540
like johnny said we're gonna strategically place it you can call it chris's cock and a smock
02:09:59.820
put a sock on it and smocks we can have a bunch of you there knob ross oh oh no knob ross yes
02:10:12.780
yes yes oh my god the next hobie is gonna be a knob a special knob ross segment
02:10:28.860
welcome to naked painting with chris you know that that would be a great only fans knob ross
02:10:34.780
oh yeah all right and at the end like you can just like i don't know there's all sorts of happy
02:10:42.060
little accidents that could happen there there's so many happy accidents yeah the house of bad naked
02:10:48.860
paintings there we go it's terrible jesus god this is amazing i think this is a great idea let's do it
02:10:57.660
yeah yeah we're crowdsourcing new uh new stream ideas let's go no you're perfect oh maybe it'll be
02:11:07.340
kind of funny though right naked painting with knob ross let's go oh we'll get you a little jew pro
02:11:24.940
strap a gopro to it you attach a paint brush to it
02:11:47.100
i feel like we should definitely have an only fans for this
02:11:49.820
yeah the grow pro there you go oh my god it doubles as a cock ring too right that's amazing
02:12:07.900
no it doubles as a cock ring so you keep that oh my god
02:12:11.740
damn it gets out of hand it gets out of hand so fast i can't even look at my fingernails god that's
02:12:27.420
unbelievable yeah we always we always go here next party i'm going to show up with one of those huge
02:12:34.460
rolls of that white paper the artist paper that's like four feet tall just
02:12:39.900
i can roll it out across the middle of the house and be like let's go
02:12:43.740
uh peppermint patsy apparently is an expert on penis painters
02:12:56.620
dag penis painting how do you know if i'm going to pass it
02:13:12.460
with a few pro camera all right oh jesus i can't handle you guys
02:13:20.620
oh god dolly painted with this yeah yeah apparently
02:13:26.060
there has that that has also happened yeah well arts arts a strange place let's let's just say that
02:13:35.420
right now um some of the things that have been done and sold and decasso decasso there you go
02:13:49.260
it's good oh that's good oh it'd be kind of funny to stand there you're just painting with your bird
02:13:58.940
just painting with your bird happy little tree over here it looks like a
02:14:08.060
paint with your bird man come on you can't paint with your bird
02:14:11.980
well you can it's not it's not advisable like maybe
02:14:16.620
well if it's painter trump the other you're going to blow decasso
02:14:20.860
yeah yeah no you got to shave it up just you know i feel like i played twister once you don't
02:14:28.060
want to hear it ended with painting with body paints but i feel like that might not be the same type
02:14:34.140
of party so any who's all just going into the deep we're talking about painting and
02:14:42.620
so let's just derail it more right i mean i just went down that rabbit hole i don't know
02:14:49.100
god remember those days where you like put out like four fucking twister boards and it was like
02:14:53.740
who's got the mazola oil mazola twister i remember getting farted in the face playing twister we used
02:15:01.900
to think that was funny we do yeah yeah oh boy scotian lady
02:15:22.060
that's what i'm gonna do for the next party we're playing mazola twister
02:15:25.180
twister was was weird but yeah no mazola twister oh i don't know what the fuck that is what is
02:15:33.180
that what the hell is that oh where you gear down to your like bra and underwear or bathing suit and
02:15:37.580
then you cover yourself in mazola oil like oh bench vegetable oil and it gets real slippery and
02:15:43.340
everybody slides around and you got to play twister with mazola oils come on you never played mazola
02:15:49.340
twister apparently if you fart during twister that's cheating oh well i guess you guys didn't go to the
02:15:57.980
same parties that i went to but we are now definitely doing mazola twister at my house
02:16:03.740
yeah yeah and then after we'll just go cool yeah well it's so hard to wash off man it's like man
02:16:11.660
i did that once with a chick way back way in the way back machine days
02:16:16.620
we had baby oil and we were in a fucking water bed we kept sliding up the fucking water into the edge
02:16:22.540
and we were all over the fucking place man it was the most awkward sex i ever had in my life
02:16:28.220
let's see he was angry that day and you couldn't wash it off
02:16:33.660
like it took a lot of time to get that shit off you and it was straight in your skin
02:16:39.180
and the last is not maple syrup oh boy what the is that oh come on no chris your stories are the best
02:16:49.340
fuck because what do you do i'm kidding wood waterbed so you're just stuck and you're like
02:16:55.660
you're drowning in the side of the edge of the waterbed
02:17:08.300
that's not gonna be your whole shtick you just go over all these stupid sex stories while painting
02:17:12.620
with your deck i don't know i don't know chicks are weird like she was a nurse or something this
02:17:19.900
is way way the way the back man before michelle i was before michelle just before michelle
02:17:28.300
yes i know you had it before me did you listen to scorpions at the same time
02:17:32.220
the waterbed and the baby oil though i i definitely was at that party yeah it was not
02:17:44.620
a good idea no ruin the pool filter if everyone gets in the pool all greased out i don't know would
02:17:51.500
it yeah that's why you just buy another it'll be good no just buy another pool filter it's just a
02:17:56.220
filter it's like 15 bucks just get another one i got a black room no it's good for oh he's not
02:18:02.940
ah it's mazola oil i'll just empty the pool out and put new water in really
02:18:16.700
mazola twister that's what happens see it gets out of hand so fast
02:18:21.420
it was all chris's fault it was a happy accident
02:18:30.460
i just happened to slip when you now now i'm in this room and landed on his anyway
02:18:39.500
i can think of a couple of i would love to slip and fall on a couple things but
02:18:46.540
i mean that's the good part about boazola twister you just make sure that you
02:18:50.140
slip and fall on the right things otherwise it's fine yeah yeah
02:18:57.420
there might be a couple oh whoopsies and you're like well it's like take it out take it out take it
02:19:07.980
not that kind of oopsies you gotta have the clothes on i mean like like i said like you gotta have the
02:19:13.020
getch you gotta have the bras that underwears a piece of protection there if i can block it
02:19:18.540
just get dawn like for the ducks yeah that's what gets rid of the oil 100 percent
02:19:26.540
still takes a long time man oh my god like the dutch
02:19:30.300
yeah i did that once i'll just i'll get one of those big gallon things of dawn and then i'll just hose
02:19:38.220
everybody down in the backyard how's that sound it'll be like a power wash thing like just i'll
02:19:44.700
squirt dawn on you lather up i'll power wash everyone down yeah you need a power washer man
02:19:50.460
to get that off because it's annoying to get off man it is if you guys are lucky maybe i'll
02:19:56.780
set the cages up outside too and then we can make it like a real party we'll just have a cage match
02:20:01.660
exactly it puts the lotion on the skin all right that's not full okay look at you all stocked up
02:20:09.420
and shit see she knows what's up that stuff is like you can use that blue dawn for anything it's really
02:20:15.020
good oh and there's the lightning and the thunder oh no shit down your way yeah
02:20:21.980
yeah so it's coming my way the doors are off the jeep so feel it too that means it's gonna get
02:20:32.700
washed on the inside yeah shit just changed the sun fucked off it just got dark um yeah yeah it's
02:20:38.780
coming in off lake erie so it's coming in hot yeah it just got really dark here too the radar can
02:20:43.900
you see what's going to go hit the hammer yeah i can check thanks man
02:20:47.580
i need a beer it says it's i'm under a severe thunderstorm warning
02:20:56.700
my neighbor rides motorcycle 39 and there's five different weather racks they use and they
02:21:01.980
all say five different things yeah yeah it's funny oh yeah it's good yep yes chris it's coming right
02:21:07.900
above you guys at the same time as me so it's like a line that hits me and you guys at the same time
02:21:17.740
it's coming in about 30 minutes yeah 50 yeah 30 minutes it's going to be on top of you guys maybe
02:21:25.820
a little bit less but the storm itself but 35 minutes is that enough time to cut the grass
02:21:32.380
like no it's just uh it would take me just a couple extra minutes can't do it nope nope it's
02:21:53.580
oh um there are definitely still hotel rooms that have those vibrating beds in them for sure in
02:21:59.500
niagara falls you can still get the vibrating beds yeah they're weird i always wondered about that
02:22:04.060
i guess why really like are you for someone who's sore or something like maybe or it's not a sex thing
02:22:13.980
i don't know like really like i can vibrate the bread bed by myself i don't need the bed to vibrate
02:22:20.860
like fucking i'll do that like i'll put the fucking thing to the fucking wall oh there you go but
02:22:26.460
uh i don't i never got the vibrating bed unless you're like fucking tense after a hard long day's
02:22:31.340
drive and shit yeah i mean you just drove for an hour you want to fucking relax your muscles like
02:22:37.020
that would be awesome but other than that i don't i don't get the whole fucking sex vibrating bed thing
02:22:42.380
connection yeah yeah the vibrating beds like back in the day were funny like i mean again like it was
02:22:47.580
more of like a yeah i mean then again they did come out in a period of time where psychedelics were pretty
02:22:52.220
popular i was just gonna say like there's i could add something to do with it enhancing yeah yeah i have
02:22:58.860
a vibrating bed for my back now that like vibrates and heats up like a tempur-pedic
02:23:11.500
she'd feel like she's in danger under a mirror or in a vibrating bed
02:23:15.340
yeah yeah once you've done acid then you look around and you like you realize like
02:23:21.980
there are how many other people that were on acid because yeah like the ones that spin like i i've
02:23:27.580
been in the beds that spin around like those ones are fun no but in movies and then culture and other
02:23:35.660
people like once you've dropped and you fucking tripped out you can kind of see like where where some
02:23:43.260
people got their designs from and shit absolutely like their ideas and stuff however game i see me
02:23:53.180
i think there's a lot of people in acid back in the 70s man 80s of course yeah
02:23:59.740
i wouldn't idea it's true you know they were in marketing and they were in you know design and
02:24:05.260
you could see it oh jesus man what you're freaking chronic
02:24:17.020
did chris get a new mic did you get a new mic chris no
02:24:22.220
do i have to i don't know i remember patsy was asking i know i i do i at the very least need new
02:24:28.700
cord anyway that's why i'm using this headset right now but it'll do for now oh the old mirrors on the
02:24:34.300
ceiling yeah well those are cool that's all right saying you check yourself out you're like you're
02:24:39.580
like ah or she's doing reverse cowgirl and you're like slapping her in the ass and you're looking up
02:24:44.380
yourself going my god my god are you having a high five moment i've had those that is that is where
02:24:54.940
we're at right now all right jesus christ yeah right right at a hand try and provide some substance here
02:25:06.540
i mean quality family show yeah of course gather the kids around you know absolutely about mirrors
02:25:13.980
and vibrating beds and it's just a really fun summer camp i guess i don't i don't know yeah
02:25:24.620
definitely speaking of fun though i was just around and trying to check in on our uk friends
02:25:31.020
so in their infinite wisdom that they're going to release at least 500 prisoners early next week
02:25:38.860
to make room for rioters who have been arrested yeah yeah and guess guess who those prisoners are
02:25:46.620
of what well they're not the muslim hordes walking around with the machetes and clubs
02:25:52.300
they're gonna be letting that white guys they're gonna be letting out the sticker guy who got two years
02:25:56.540
for putting stickers up they got two million um well and this is what i think is really actually kind
02:26:03.260
of fucking incredibly stupid about it though is uh i know he and tom played a clip from all the
02:26:09.260
prime minister there um and he's talking about there's no two-tier policing meanwhile as groups of white
02:26:17.900
people move around without weapons they're getting beat and attacked by dogs and groups of muslims
02:26:24.300
are roaming around with machetes and clubs and all sorts of people yeah that's what it looks like
02:26:30.540
here too something just hit the back of my house nice yeah the wind just picked right the up yeah
02:26:37.500
i think i might have to go put the doors on the jeep um because yeah for sure oh it's going sideways
02:26:43.340
i'll be right back this storm's coming fast man okay i wish it was coming here we were supposed to get
02:26:49.900
one we were under a warning and whatnot and it looked like it was coming but we got nothing out there
02:26:56.460
right now the rain hasn't hit yet but the wind's just fucking kicking yeah i love a good song i'll sit
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out on the balcony and smoke a joint oh let's pull them in
02:27:07.660
what something about what what was that last part what what you just said i'd love to sit on the
02:27:19.420
balcony and smoke a joint during a storm yeah yeah that's a good idea yeah i used to go to the beach
02:27:25.340
actually i mean that was a great place to watch storms roll in and the waves and shit yeah and just
02:27:31.180
all like especially like the lightning over the lake and shit it just looked really cool and yeah you
02:27:35.900
yeah you get a nice clear view so you can see all the light control yeah right it was a good time
02:27:43.100
i love the rainy night such a beautiful sun let's see rain the thunder lights out the sky
02:27:51.980
roller route says it's still carrying on there it's been a good hour now yeah we we've gotten
02:27:57.180
absolutely nothing here no it's like there's definitely coming here we're about to get it i can feel it i can
02:28:03.100
see it i can smell it it's like yep we're gonna get fucking dumped on here i just don't know when
02:28:17.340
right now i'd be getting the fuck off the water like great quick
02:28:23.980
it is coming towards you guys though that's for sure yeah it's hitting us right now
02:28:33.020
i hate that i hate getting missed by the storms i love the storms i love the breeze man i love how
02:28:38.140
the temperature drops you can open up the windows and the doors and just let that air flow right through
02:28:43.900
man yeah yeah and i agree real roots uh absolutely like for me it was like you're on it and yeah like
02:28:51.580
watching them come in across is absolutely awesome there comes a point where they get a little too
02:28:58.700
close though maybe the hail starts coming it's time to go but oh i've had lightning strike what probably
02:29:06.540
40 feet away it'll be the closest 40 feet away from me a tree line behind my cousin's house um
02:29:16.540
it man it tree it scared the fucking shit out of any land uh no guy's actually been hit by lightning
02:29:24.380
yeah it's crazy yeah yeah didn't sound like it was very fun for him
02:29:30.380
it would not be fun at all no this guy's got super bad luck though he's also shot himself in the
02:29:40.860
foot before um yeah he was out he was out in quebec hunting wolves and he tripped and didn't have
02:29:47.420
a safety on that happens yeah i can blew a hole in his foot yeah well that'll learn you i guess yeah
02:29:56.300
right fuck around find out that would be so painful though you got so many bones in your feet too
02:30:04.140
it never ever really properly heals it won't right lucky he didn't lose his foot yeah well and he's got
02:30:10.940
a you have to have like vol income every week and do the fucking bandages and it's it oh he's still
02:30:18.780
healing yeah it's like it's it's brutal yeah i'm so fast it's coming down wait what is that real
02:30:35.100
the event planner for the olympic ceremony was struck dead by i'm looking that up right now
02:30:39.340
okay you better not don't be coming in here with your fraudulent statements on me who frauds uh
02:30:52.300
event planner it's not funny if it happens it's sad but i mean it's like
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no leave it all the way tight please i'll do it if you want
02:31:05.660
it open it all the way all the way as far as you can right and then lock it there you go excellent
02:31:14.380
no if it when hits it too much it'll just drop the washer and it'll close by itself
02:31:20.700
never mind step away from the door it's pretty good yes i see something on tick tock but i can't
02:31:27.500
say i'm not allowed to won't let me look at tick tock stuff
02:31:38.860
wonder how long it's going to take for me to go back on obi
02:31:42.780
how long did you get nuked for i don't know i don't even know i'm eating a protein bar sorry guys i'm
02:31:55.980
it's real fucking crazy out there that was a patio chair that smashed into the back of my house by the
02:32:01.980
way wow not yours i take it yeah one of my ears yeah one of the plastic ones
02:32:10.540
oh shit resin whatever like the the muskoka chair oh okay yeah
02:32:17.660
fuck that's pretty good well open your freaking blinds so we can see no it's lightning oh is it well
02:32:34.700
yeah well it's gonna be hitting me here not too long after you yeah you're about 10 minutes
02:32:41.340
yeah unfortunately it uh seems that that may not be may not be the case i made some
02:32:51.260
and added a big crumbles of blue cheese in it we still have to bake it what did you do blue cheese
02:32:57.820
big chunks of blue cheese if if you're a blue cheese person i love blue cheese
02:33:03.020
i'm a huge chunk of my fridge more of a yellow cheese kind of guy you're retarded it's like it's
02:33:11.820
like a buffalo wings with blue cheese right so i should charge my phone you're right actually it's
02:33:18.940
funny because she said that i looked at my phone and realized i'm at 19 yeah thank you thank you friend
02:33:25.740
what the kind of surveillance you got going on here scotian lady yeah how did she know that
02:33:31.500
are you watching my security cameras i just looked at my computer and realized it's a hundred percent
02:33:38.860
so we're good to go go my computer's at a hundred percent but my phone is not
02:33:44.620
what is my work phone at i'm just i'm never gonna have a cell phone
02:33:50.300
cell phones i think you're retarded yeah that's funny all right i'm gonna be right back
02:33:56.220
burgers with blue cheese steaks with blue cheese i had a steak
02:33:59.020
what was that a week two weeks ago oh i had a big fat ass filet
02:34:06.460
um i had it cut in two pieces it was really big blue cheese with a caramel balsamic glaze oh my god
02:34:14.460
it was so good so good yeah so good burgers stuffed with blue cheese my fucking jam oh maybe that's what i
02:34:22.540
i should make for dinner tonight balsamic glaze that i could do without with the
02:34:28.540
salt and just a little tiny bit of balsamic glaze like with the blue cheese it makes it it's a nice
02:34:33.580
contrast especially if you have like onions or whatever on it it's gorgeous yeah gorgeous
02:34:39.820
well i always thought when she told me about uh apples and cheese as a snack
02:34:44.220
with apple it's so good like that sounds weird i eat that for dinner i was like apples cheese and
02:34:50.780
crackers it's freaking pretty tasty i eat apples and cheese almost every night for dinner not gonna
02:34:56.140
lie yeah i can't eat a lot of stuff right so especially right now my stomach is all fucked up
02:35:01.020
so i eat a couple pieces of cheese whatever kind of i have to eat old cheese and then i have an apple
02:35:07.020
because apple is good for your brain and apple on the burger too blue cheese oh so god the older
02:35:14.460
that sounds good the older the cheese of life is better totally i like the stinky cheeses too i
02:35:20.140
like the greyeres and all that kind of stuff so don't tell people that that's i know
02:35:26.620
it's old and nippy and the totally the the old nippy cheeses are my favorite it's like the what's
02:35:31.980
the one um lynn a lynn burger oh i was so good that on a fucking steak oh my god all right we saw
02:35:42.940
like one that was red fox and i can't all the red fox stuff yeah you still get that um
02:35:50.140
everywhere man red fox blue cheese and a slice of green apple on a burger yes or in uh like a grilled
02:35:58.620
cheese if you use blue cheese and sliced like a tart apple granny smith oh yeah like thinly sliced
02:36:06.540
like on a mandolin with some blue cheese and the lynn burger oh it's just like putting out like like a
02:36:18.700
cheddar cheese on a slice of apple pie i always did that too
02:36:21.580
but that's the the german you did what the german in me the deutsch cheese on a pie yeah yeah yeah you
02:36:34.940
put old cheddar slices of old cheddar on a slice of apple pie apple and cheese go good yeah apple and
02:36:41.500
cheese it's got the sugar and the cinnamon in it yeah yeah like the first time somebody asked me if
02:36:47.820
i wanted ice cream with my pie i was like excuse me what i'm like no i'm like can i have some cheese
02:36:54.940
and a little bit of sour cream and they were like what i'm like that's not sour cream oh that sounds
02:37:00.220
good too oh my god the sour cream with the cheese and then the apple pie get out of town
02:37:07.420
that's how i'm doing our next apple pie i'm doing it with cheese and sour cream i've never heard of
02:37:12.780
any i mean ice cream and pie okay but i i'm i typically keep it separate because i don't want no soggy pie but
02:37:20.380
no cheese and pie yeah yes it's dutch it's like a dutch it's like yeah that's like dutch german
02:37:28.300
out of the range yeah cats in the house that eastern european croatian polish russian weird yes
02:37:37.660
i think i'd rather have a whipped cream rather than a cream on a pie no yeah right
02:37:43.340
i'm with michelle not with cheese i just want cheese and apple pie instead of ice cream
02:37:47.900
no i seriously want melted cheese on top of my apple yeah that's what i want and if it's the salty if
02:37:54.220
it's the like salty old cheddar yes ah yeah it goes with the salty sweet it's so good yeah yeah
02:38:01.580
i'm all about it yeah now i'm hungry i'm so hungry sir it's my fault
02:38:07.660
what do the whales mean everybody's asking what the whales mean in the profile yeah let's do that
02:38:13.660
what do the whales mean what what does that mean again on rumble when you have a whale
02:38:19.500
i remember i asked this one day too i made johnny look yeah let me check there's something i'm pretty
02:38:28.140
sure it'll say when i click on hold on here let me go through our stream
02:38:35.420
do to do to do to wales jesus christ i don't know either i don't know anything about rumble man
02:38:43.660
no i think it has something to do with like if anybody is a subscriber or something like that
02:38:57.260
makes sense yeah let me actually check because it's oh whale means you donated yeah that's what i
02:39:04.540
thought yeah yeah and there's different colored whales for how much of a supporter you are yeah oh
02:39:09.820
i don't even okay relax oh my god my windows are shaking oh my mirror and everything here holy shikies
02:39:30.940
is it going to be another tree falling down in front of my house do i need to go to the basement is it
02:39:35.900
going to be that kind of a party today streaming from the basement with the spiders all right
02:39:48.620
somebody needs to come in and kill the two spiders named jeff and steve that are living in my bathroom
02:39:57.740
because they're making it very difficult for me to use the toilet
02:40:00.780
because they've laid a house and uh jeff and steve need to move out okay i can't kill them
02:40:08.220
no we don't kill them you just grab them and take them outside so i don't know i kill them
02:40:14.380
i don't man if they're over my when i go to bed at night when i'm super tired and i'm going in the bed
02:40:19.660
at night and there's one over my bed like no fuck you bud boof skadoosh you're done
02:40:25.500
skadoosh you know like excuse me can you go and skadoosh no i'm going to skadoosh what i have going
02:40:33.980
on here please no with the little fuckers they will bite you in your sleep they'll drop down
02:40:38.540
like yeah don't you have a vacuum i have multiple vacuums i'm scared but listen i'm scared to suck it
02:40:48.380
up with my vacuum because then i have to get out of the vacuum i'm thinking about it now because then i
02:40:52.140
have to get it out of my vacuums how am i going to get it out of the vacuum once i suck it up into
02:40:55.980
the vacuum that what do i do let's get out that one out fuck them yeah oh yeah so i'm just gonna
02:41:01.660
move steve from the bathroom into another place in my house well it's already raining so you may
02:41:09.820
as well don't have to worry about it if you kill a little rain you know just skadoosh them yeah
02:41:14.620
just skadoosh them yeah you'll be all right yeah i always i always make a deal with my spiders
02:41:20.300
and that is that so long as they stay where the fuck they are and don't come anywhere near me they
02:41:26.940
are allowed to live i just want to take i really want to take a shit in peace without having to worry
02:41:35.340
about skadooshing jeff and steve well ali's dad says uh grab him with the food saver and out the door
02:41:43.020
spray him with pam just gotta find them look you're close enough to hamilton you can go talk
02:41:50.380
to the people at the top of the mountain grab yourself one of those fucking flamethrowers they
02:41:54.220
were using listen don't laugh because i almost burnt my last house down because i was trying to
02:41:58.860
get the fucking the spiders out of don't laugh because i have a propane torch and i almost burned
02:42:03.660
my house down so i can't do that again no that's frowned upon also cost me like ten thousand dollars in
02:42:10.220
new windows because again spiders well i'm sure insurance someone needs to come and get the
02:42:18.860
spiders out of my bathroom i'm not even joking cup and a full piece of cupboard yeah cup and a flat
02:42:25.660
piece of cardboard there you go i'm like an hour away i can't i can't come over there unless i right
02:42:32.060
yeah like i said like as long as they don't like get in my personal space they're allowed to live like
02:42:37.500
every once in a while i'll see one up in like a corner of the ceiling and i'm like you go buddy
02:42:42.300
you you whatever you can eat it's yours yeah okay um but as soon as they come near me dead they are
02:42:50.700
not eating the mosquitoes that are going to bite my ass or my vagine while i'm taking a shit i don't i
02:42:57.260
don't need that help in the bathroom you don't go out into the kitchen get out of the bathroom well
02:43:02.380
there's obviously something in there they like maybe they're jeet spiders they just want to see
02:43:10.700
maybe if i go in there with my backpack and toss it in maybe they'll run you go in there and say
02:43:15.740
that they're spiders and they're like no sir not sir bloody sir we're photoshopped sir
02:43:22.540
maybe they're actual tiny drones that look like spiders yeah government drones right
02:43:28.700
see sis is just staring at her in the bathroom is that what it is yeah drones overhead we're
02:43:37.980
at the barbecue they drop the little spider drones and then they're nano drones i got balgord in my
02:43:44.140
bathroom watching me shit all right that does sound like his mo
02:43:50.220
not gonna lie well ceases is consistent for coming up with absolute bullshit so
02:43:59.260
here we go maybe that's where they're getting it from my ass
02:44:05.660
yeah they've pulled all their information out of sarah's ass
02:44:10.060
i don't know that's what those theaters are i think there's a lot of people in ceases who
02:44:14.700
know what's bullshit and what isn't and that are frustrated and
02:44:22.140
no there's a lot of people on the police force too that are frustrated here's what i think if they
02:44:27.020
were then that they would step away here's what i think i think this is okay you know how they have
02:44:33.420
that that like pilot program where it was like take your kids to work day right but it was like take
02:44:38.700
you're like it was like trying to integrate um people who couldn't get regular jobs into the
02:44:45.580
workforce i feel like ceases is the people who like failed that program that they couldn't integrate
02:44:53.020
into like regular retail positions or customer service positions or whatever they're just too
02:44:57.340
fucking retarded so they were like let's just start like an intelligence agency and put them all to
02:45:02.860
work here and we'll call it intelligence because honestly it is to me it is like the dumbest of the
02:45:14.460
in that for what they call intelligence well what and you know i haven't seen anything intelligent
02:45:21.980
come out of that fucking that section of the government yet so far well they're giving
02:45:25.980
them millions of dollars and ceases is fucking useless well um yeah probably when i i've
02:45:35.260
oh but the two guys i met were not stupid they were not stupid at all they weren't stupid guys
02:45:42.460
they were very intelligent they weren't idiots and we sat down we talked just like we're talking right
02:45:47.740
now yeah right with no different like same kind of conversation same everything we talked we sat and
02:45:55.420
talked we had beers which i was impressed by right and uh that because you're in the house of bad
02:46:03.980
influence man like when you're in rome like do as the romans do but i kind of respect that
02:46:09.660
they do the same when they go to a muslim's house they take their shoes off and shit like that
02:46:13.740
but i respect no they just but i respect the fact that they were unarmed they came to my house
02:46:17.820
unarmed they had no they didn't have guns on them it's like how did they know i wasn't gonna probably
02:46:22.220
just guys claiming to be ceases just to stick a finger in his bum no but i'm just saying they're
02:46:28.780
like we're ceases now it's time for the search but this is what i'm saying i don't think they give
02:46:32.780
ceases guns it's ceases i respect you know they're willing to come and sit and talk to you like a man
02:46:39.340
and then have a intellectual conversation that you have questions okay i have questions too i have lots
02:46:45.660
of questions and they answered a lot of my questions man honestly they did like they they
02:46:51.980
i asked them about the chinese stop but listen it was an interesting sit down let me put it that way
02:46:58.060
chris was chris had a little uh they were not they were fucking vei hires they were good
02:47:04.940
dudes i liked them and i didn't like the fact that uh one of them got docs because i showed the card
02:47:09.660
fuck man i wouldn't ever dox them yeah and see this is the thing though rogue is it like
02:47:16.940
i don't necessarily like i mean obviously we like to make the jokes that they're stupid it's not that
02:47:21.580
they're stupid per se but just that but they're being led that they're being told to fucking
02:47:26.620
investigate us instead of the people i disagree i disagree they're stupid
02:47:32.540
like the fact that no i listen okay well you have had different interactions then than i have
02:47:38.860
i've had interactions with rcmp with police with ceases all of that listen they're fucking morons
02:47:46.540
but that's each to their own you can have your opinion and that's the beauty you have no the
02:47:52.220
cops are a different fucking story see i didn't i have had both experiences with cops both i had a
02:47:57.660
lot of experience with the cops man so no i'm no no i'm not saying no no no no no i'm saying i'm
02:48:03.500
saying recently if we're discussing this the parameters of this i've had negative and and
02:48:09.340
not so negative i'm not going to say positive but i've had negative and not so negative experiences with
02:48:13.820
law enforcement surrounding this oh the nowadays stuff you mean sure no i've had lots of experience
02:48:23.500
with cops in my past and my so have i absolutely but it's very different now yeah yeah oh for sure
02:48:29.980
because cops aren't the same all the old school cops that you know they're gone they're gone um
02:48:37.340
yeah that's fucking uh anyways i don't know yeah yeah exactly no but i had nothing against uh
02:48:47.820
the ceases guys that came to my house i thought were pretty cool yeah i like the guys actually man
02:48:54.620
like we had good conversation there you go see and and they weren't uh
02:49:02.460
it looked like they didn't want really want to be like to be honest like say like they wanted to
02:49:09.020
sit in my porch and talk i was like dude no we're talking about fucking stuff i don't want my neighbors
02:49:14.620
to fucking hear not that they listen anyways but like no come on in like come in my house and then
02:49:20.380
we sat and i kept pumping and fucking full of alpine and yeah no but i was asking them more
02:49:27.820
questions than they were asking me i'm not invited i don't know anything i'm not making
02:49:33.580
fucking bombs in the basement i'm not fucking you know nobody gets in my house no one gets in my car
02:49:40.220
why are you even here like why are you here it's like i have questions like why are you here oh we're
02:49:45.980
here because this isn't this well that's retarded man like really like you guys should have better
02:49:58.940
we are living in idiocracy yeah no absolutely i'm not disagreeing with you that's that's that's not
02:50:05.180
i'm not disagreeing i'm just saying i'm a little bit different than you in the sense of i'm not
02:50:09.980
inviting anyone into my house and i'm certainly not allowing the thesis or anyone into my house without a
02:50:14.300
warrant same thing with my car nope absolutely not you want to talk to me i'll talk to you outside
02:50:19.980
yeah you want to talk to me i'll meet you at the wardens or the gas station oh they don't get inside
02:50:24.140
my house you're not packing it doesn't matter i don't give a fuck no i want them inside man come
02:50:29.180
on in it's just like a vampire once you invite them inside your house they're inside your house
02:50:34.060
no my own yeah if the rcmp comes to sarah's this is going to be the answer
02:50:39.420
to the face of the police officer you're just an rcmp bitch i got two bucks come suck my dick
02:50:51.420
you stand for nothing you're a clown so get on your knees and make me proud
02:51:09.100
oh oh oh nice and slow oh oh i'm about to blow oh lick in your lips with the trip trip trip
02:51:30.540
that's so funny yeah i'm just glad you guys kept talking about that long enough for me to find the
02:51:36.460
clip download the clip and upload what's up there you go shitty kitty
02:51:46.140
i'm telling you straight up for connor still that's deal still on the table
02:51:53.020
connor is pretty cute yeah yeah i mean i think that's a fair deal shitty kitty for connor straight
02:51:59.580
up that's a fair deal yeah yeah yeah the little neighborhood boy pet him and everything i could
02:52:06.940
put car to work i mean the neighborhood boy could pet connor like whatever no oh that's terrible
02:52:15.660
that's wrong with you trying to make a deal sarah what do you mean what's wrong with me
02:52:29.820
i ever see if he was cool and goose out when i was like five
02:52:42.460
you know that's actually something i've kind of wondered though because like i know i've said before
02:52:46.380
where it's like i wonder what happened to having you know like politicians and leaders that you know
02:52:52.780
seemed like they had some class or seemed like they had some intelligence that now i'm actually
02:52:56.940
beginning to wonder like did they ever or was it just their period of time there where i believe
02:53:02.780
that that's just how it went so that's how i saw it and now that i don't see it that way anymore
02:53:08.620
i can actually openly see that this is all bullshit it sucks when you take off the rose
02:53:13.340
color glasses when you see everything for what it is and there's no longer a
02:53:19.340
facade yeah you can't unsee shit are you sure yeah you can't like once you see certain things like
02:53:27.260
for fuck's sakes man yep yeah it's just yeah i mean with so many things right like it's once you
02:53:34.300
once you're faced with certain things or you have to see certain things or you know the rose colored
02:53:39.580
glasses are removed and you see things for what they are you you see the reality for what it is
02:53:44.380
it's just like when people say like when when you fall in love or you're in love with someone you see
02:53:49.100
things very differently because all you can see is the you see everything through a lens of perfection
02:53:54.860
right and then you realize that things are very different right everything is just it's a
02:54:03.180
it's our own perception of how things are and until the yeah reality reality reality bites you in the
02:54:11.180
ass man i'll tell you yeah reality sucks sometimes it's like it does when reality hits you in the ass it
02:54:16.140
hits you yeah it's a fucking kick right in the fucking throat like a fucking frozen boot
02:54:24.140
steel toe yeah seriously oh it's not nice most of the time
02:54:32.460
especially right now since it's like make-believe world yeah where everything that we used to know
02:54:38.060
that makes it worse yeah that's what i mean like as you try to still live as you try to still live
02:54:44.860
with reality you're looking around and realizing that nobody else is playing by those rules anymore yeah
02:54:50.780
yeah when the when the bars has shifted it's uh it's weird
02:55:01.420
yeah things are getting fucking weird for sure yeah it's weird when you're still playing in the
02:55:05.740
same you know when you realize that there's a whole other fucking field
02:55:09.420
yeah i think it's like looking around at people that are still playing covid
02:55:17.660
man i see it all night i go out people wearing masks it's like
02:55:22.460
what the fuck man one of my favorites i just realized because i saw this when i was in montreal
02:55:28.060
we were on the metro this lady gets on her and her kid okay her kid's probably
02:55:33.180
four maybe five okay in that area um woman is wearing a mask child is not
02:55:40.540
now immediately my first thought here is okay so you're still scared and playing covid you believe
02:55:46.540
that this is some sort of a danger you're most likely vaccinated too which makes this even
02:55:51.180
fucking a dominer um but to add another level of stupidity to this you believe it so much
02:55:58.300
that you're still taking precautions but you don't have your child take precautions like really
02:56:06.860
like that none of the logic adds up at all because it's like first of all you're vaccinated
02:56:11.980
retired you shouldn't need a mask you shouldn't be worried if you got sick you got fucking vaccinated
02:56:17.180
uh secondly if you are still worried why are you not worried for your child then yeah
02:56:21.980
like the the level of mental gymnastics and and and everything that needs to have happen for you
02:56:31.580
to come to that conclusion is just mind-boggling to me this is this is why i'm so glad i had like mentors
02:56:39.260
like i you know like being a young man who didn't have a dad i i sought out father figure guys right like
02:56:46.940
like and they taught me trades one guy taught me how to paint and uh and think and use this instead
02:56:54.540
of this you know what i mean like that well it took me a long time to figure to anyways like like
02:57:02.060
taught me how to think and use my brain to make money and then it's like uh use your noggin like
02:57:11.260
common sense isn't common man it's uh but if you don't have it on a job site dude you're
02:57:16.380
gonna you're not gonna make any money like you have to come up with your calm get your common
02:57:19.900
sense skills in order if you want to make dough right if you want to make bank you best
02:57:26.060
fucking use your brain right and so i'm glad i had some mentors when i was younger teach me how to
02:57:33.420
fucking some skills and how to make some dough and you know what i mean like uh just people just don't
02:57:41.820
use their fucking melon anymore they just let people do the thinking for them it's like no
02:57:47.340
this doesn't add up this isn't this isn't right you know like because people aren't taught to think
02:57:52.940
for themselves anymore yeah yeah so when they they're faced with having to think for themselves
02:57:59.820
they don't know how which is why you can't put a lot of people in in positions of like any type of
02:58:05.820
stress or um you know like urgency like you can't put a lot of people in positions like that where
02:58:13.020
they have to run like cash or something where they're going to have more than like three people
02:58:17.660
in front of them at a time because they don't know what to do and they melt down yeah if they don't have
02:58:21.660
their their television talking points they don't have any ability to have the discussion on that topic
02:58:28.940
yeah right they need uh they need a television to be able to say this is what you should think of this
02:58:35.260
yeah and then they can form an opinion and yeah man there's so many people still like that though
02:58:40.620
like i can't see it man there's people that are just it's like oh where do you get news from the
02:58:46.220
internet like yes but yeah okay so when you think these people who when you think these people who are
02:58:53.980
brainwashed right because i always want brainwashed too so anyways people who get their news from the
02:59:00.060
tv right cbc and shit and follow all protocols when they go to the internet they can't find the ship
02:59:08.940
that we find because the algorithms won't fucking let them youtube youtube's okay but it doesn't show
02:59:15.420
it to them anyway like they would have to know where to look in order to find someone to show them what
02:59:20.540
fucking where to find it because youtube's not going to fucking it's not going to pop up on their
02:59:25.100
fucking youtube or their rumble or anything it won't well rumble me but um but they're not on rumble
02:59:31.740
like if they did go on youtube they would never find this because youtube buries everything man
02:59:38.300
they bury it and they put all the gayest like dude i typed in hammer boys i don't want hammerhead sharks
02:59:45.260
they just don't like hammer boys because they're like they thought they think they're a skinhead
02:59:48.540
band but they're not yeah yeah but you you type in hammer boys and all you get is hammer hammerhead
02:59:54.780
sharks it's like what's that got to do with hammer boys did we see them at like the kaylee house or
03:00:00.620
something yeah i don't know they're not playing anymore i don't think no like i mean like 10 years ago
03:00:08.060
oh yeah yeah well maybe they used to play the cork down and uh that's it
03:00:13.420
yeah i knew it started with a c kaylee has it's the cork town yeah yes yeah i have seen them i remember
03:00:22.060
seeing monster truck down there too much chance yeah yeah hamilton's got a lot of talented freaking
03:00:29.740
bands man yeah a lot of good cool people yeah there's been some great artists from this area
03:00:35.420
yeah all david wilcox uh reds lights didn't you do wilcox or something
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shell what didn't you do david wilcox's books you know his trench oh i'm not going to get into that
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all right sorry sorry sorry never mind i don't have to what are you doing
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that one those they're from burlington yeah sure
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doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo you know that one now you're just somebody that i used
03:01:13.980
to know oh yeah you don't have to set me down to walk off the earth that's it
03:01:22.700
that's who that is now you're just somebody that i used to know the song was fun for about two days
03:01:33.180
right goodness there's the there's the tidbit of the day uh brought to you by trad life before he
03:01:41.260
was famous yeah someone someone related to trad wife uh slept with david wilcox
03:01:49.020
yeah how was he did he lay some pipe all night long oh my god he will cox so
03:01:58.060
fight all night long well yeah but is it cooler than trad wife so hard right that's the question
03:02:05.340
here rural roots can you talk trad wife she had a relative that banged him what do you got
03:02:10.700
satisfy that woman oh my god i wish you have you partied with david wilcox but did you party with
03:02:19.900
david wilcox i feel like this could get really out of hand really fast seems like a way of course it can
03:02:28.780
holy see look at look at what i've been dealing with this meaty little kitty cat
03:02:33.740
okay i went away for two weeks she thought of fucking laughter and now she's like she just
03:02:41.100
won't leave me alone love that's love man that's love loving's from the kitty take it take the love
03:02:48.460
take it she's like don't leave me again and she's gonna stick her arse in your face of course yeah
03:02:53.180
yeah she's like show my ass to the internet and don't ever leave again
03:02:59.980
oh my god that's all right there was a better reaction than cooters because legit that cat did
03:03:05.820
not come out from under my bed for like 18 hours since i got home oh yeah she's like you
03:03:17.500
yeah she hates you right that's incorrect we uh we drove quickly through like i said the scotian lady
03:03:24.220
made sure that i don't get any yeah we wouldn't get any whiff it was it was a good time it's like
03:03:32.220
driving past the pulp mill on saint john okay all right he used to hold her breath man he go over
03:03:37.580
the versing and fucking hold her breath because the pulp mill just smells so bad well it's like
03:03:43.340
it's like coming through the valley here um you go through chemical valley and it's my mom used to say
03:03:49.500
uh smells like money yeah there's that yeah which i mean is true yeah but yeah it's a good way of
03:03:58.300
looking at it yeah but it does think especially on the benzene leaks and the fucking oh yeah wilcox
03:04:07.260
was playing and engaged just down the street i missed him i didn't know he's playing there it'll be
03:04:11.420
cool and he's playing again he's still going like he's still playing oh he's playing right now
03:04:17.100
that would be funny no no no that would be funny if he started friday night and was still actually
03:04:21.980
playing oh he could be playing no i think she meant like he's okay they played yesterday i think
03:04:31.420
um i see talent played this weekend in port colburn and people because they didn't want to get through
03:04:37.500
the gates they rushed the no no it turns out turns out actually that they said that it was full
03:04:44.220
yeah they weren't going to let anybody else in right so they just yeah they trampled the fence
03:04:51.900
and all just rushed in yeah there you go fuck it like what do you expect it's a free show like
03:04:58.860
you're gonna have to expect this man that's enough for the fences they couldn't even get past fences when
03:05:05.260
uh trump got shot they're like oh there's friends but that's really it was because they had it it was
03:05:11.500
um what was the fence out the first place really that's about a slope fence like what's with all the
03:05:17.340
fences but if you're gonna serve alcohol at an event you can only have so many people within the alcohol
03:05:22.700
enclosure where there's the alcohol served right well let this be a lesson if you're gonna serve alcohol you
03:05:29.260
you should probably sell tickets you fucking idiots and then that way you can control how many people
03:05:35.740
will show up because that's all you can coordinate with how many people you're allowed and how many
03:05:43.500
tickets you have yeah it's weird stupid yeah big metal fences or unless you have wild animals that you're
03:05:50.940
keeping in there like ponies or something well if people are gonna act like that like wild animals then
03:05:57.260
no no there are some you know no i don't like if i'm going to an event in a big wide open space
03:06:03.020
like gauge park i don't want to be fucking fenced in not by one layer gate but by two layers like no
03:06:10.140
fuck off chris we understand that you're a free range dude say someone goes in there and starts
03:06:15.660
shooting people how the fuck are you gonna get out you're changed in you're not you're not
03:06:21.580
no fucking fences are stupid i don't like these fences man like what's up with this
03:06:25.740
shit you know it really burns chris's ass i used to have that gauge park never had like
03:06:30.460
fucking fences everywhere and shit man yeah but it also didn't have fucking fentanyl addicts
03:06:35.740
walking around trying to fucking yeah we'll sort them out we'll sort them out man yeah but you can't
03:06:41.980
have like that's the thing though like this is if we're yeah well i mean so if you see a guy laying
03:06:47.580
on the ground going snoring like okay just step over and make sure you don't step on a needle and
03:06:52.300
carry on fuck them no fuck them man like no like hamilton looks out for their own man there's all
03:07:00.380
when when the guys are down down and at the age park and shit there's always going to be somebody
03:07:06.460
there who's not going to put up with fucking nonsense lots of guys like that down there man
03:07:11.420
lots of them i've seen them i know some of them like fuck real root says they behave in jervis
03:07:18.460
i'm surprised jervis is still standing how will they ever recover what i find ironic is that all
03:07:25.180
of the people nobody even knew we were there until after the fact and then they're all like bent out of
03:07:30.140
shape about it it's like what you didn't even notice we were there when we were there so what was the
03:07:35.660
problem we could have been having a crochet convention for all you know because it would
03:07:40.700
have been the same you are outwardly denying the path of destruction that was left
03:07:46.780
by philip and his crew you know the only thing that we did that day was actually contributed to
03:07:52.060
the economic stability of that town because all it was brought a whole bunch of people who ate that
03:07:57.820
day and all the rest terrifying well overpriced crazy overpriced
03:08:03.500
fucking fifteen dollars for a tiny thing of poutine what the fuck yeah everything's gone up
03:08:16.300
really should be half the price of 15. listen i caught i cost you know menus and and food and
03:08:23.580
drinks and all that for years and years and years i know what things should cost now i'm in the
03:08:27.580
if i produce i buy anyway i know what things cost i'm not going out to a restaurant and paying
03:08:32.940
fucking forty dollars for bacon and eggs and i'm certainly not about to pay fucking sixteen dollars
03:08:37.260
for a tiny thing of fucking shitty french fries i make way better food at home man exactly i like my
03:08:45.020
own you know when i like going out i like going out to places where i know i'm going to get a good
03:08:49.660
experience like i like going out to places like ruth chris or like back in the day when we used to go to
03:08:55.100
like canoe and places like that like okay it's almost getting to the point some places where it's
03:09:02.460
like 30 bucks just to eat right are you fucking kidding me the last time i went out to eat it was
03:09:09.580
like 65 and i didn't even drink like just for you yeah and i don't eat a lot i'm a cheap gun yeah i was
03:09:21.260
just gonna say but i think you probably yeah i it's yeah i like
03:09:28.220
i'll study a menu and i will look for the one thing that gives me the most for the least
03:09:33.420
i haven't had good sushi in a while i'm reading koala
03:09:39.100
sushi there's an all you all you can eat sushi place in niagara falls um
03:09:45.180
when is it wind is that the one i like it's on the left on highway 20.
03:09:51.340
shitty parking but the all you can eat sushi is like
03:09:53.740
i'm not so much for sure work hey wants to know can you make indian food though
03:10:01.660
i can unfortunately like it's not hard well this is what i say
03:10:06.460
now a lot of immigrants are indians and pakistanis for instance and i like curry
03:10:28.780
it's true see brought up indian food i had to play that yeah we had your space mr bean
03:10:36.300
so fuck off yeah exactly i am one of the things that i like to do is like i go to restaurants and
03:10:42.860
then i make it better at home or i go online and i look at rest like menu stuff at different
03:10:49.180
restaurants and then i make it at home because i know i can make it better yeah yeah and again i'm
03:10:55.260
like trad wife i like thai curry i don't like indian curry i like all the stuff with the coconut
03:11:00.620
and the lemongrass and the chilies like the red chilies as opposed to the turmeric and the whatever
03:11:07.580
the fuck in the indian curry i like thai food over indian like any day of the week like a huge
03:11:15.100
huge fan of thai food oh it's so good so good and so fresh like that's the thing like thai food you
03:11:23.580
don't make ahead of time you make it right when you like right before you eat it right
03:11:27.180
remember our hot pot yeah i thought when these neighbors crushed they're not thailand but they're
03:11:33.900
thailand yep but they use different spices i would never use and and they make good foods like yum
03:11:40.860
i love it because it's spices i would never use man like this tastes awesome
03:11:47.580
yeah i wouldn't know how to use those spices anyways right yeah i'm a salt and pepper
03:11:52.540
fucking guy that's where i was so lucky i spent so much time in restaurants and i've
03:11:56.860
i you know i had grandmothers who taught me all kinds of things around cooking and now i mean there's
03:12:02.700
nothing i can't do in the kitchen and i know that i am if i don't know how to do something i can learn
03:12:08.220
it like i'm i'm so comfortable i can taste things and then make them at home i can see something and
03:12:13.100
make it i'm that type of a person i'm i can follow recipes i can adjust things i can give me the
03:12:19.740
instructions i can do it but you don't read instructions for shit oh off if i'm if i'm
03:12:25.900
doing food i will because i don't know if there's one thing that does piss me off is that if i am like
03:12:31.100
cooking something and i it up i'll get seriously angry about that yes yes um because i throw it
03:12:37.420
out and start again oh yeah i get super angry yes i'm like oh good yeah do fucking hot dogs and
03:12:45.340
craft dinner i'd be surprised oh i can do more than that my friend yeah oh easily what's your
03:12:50.620
thing uh right now my my main thing is that fucking actually let me see do i still have that video
03:12:58.380
loaded up here oh god oh is that still in the animals of our jesus where did i have that let me see
03:13:10.300
because i might i might still have it on the laptop let's see but that's legitimately why i like
03:13:15.100
going to restaurants oh yeah bro these are yummy oh yeah i can't wait till we all can cook together
03:13:27.420
yeah you want you want to see what i what i fucking like to make there michelle
03:13:31.980
it's uploading right now and there you go ali's and uh i believe it was you earlier asking if
03:13:42.540
isn't this a cooking show so we'll we'll tie that in sometimes come around a little circle with that
03:13:48.140
once it once it loads up but this this is actually one of the dishes that yeah i do like making this
03:13:53.820
mess because it is like oh it arouses me while i eat it you know what i mean um
03:14:00.940
boner legitimately like food is food is my porn okay you know i may not necessarily be able to make
03:14:08.860
a whole bunch of shit but you fucking give me something good like come on michelle you've seen
03:14:12.940
i've eaten your baking and what when have i told you no for anything ever now
03:14:16.860
oh right no you just tell me i'm like okay okay i'm at your mercy okay michelle i'm at your mercy
03:14:26.620
basically is what i'm saying oh i'm like you feed me and i love you right that's the way it works around
03:14:37.020
here it's still it's still uploading here but this is basically like you take some pierogies um so
03:14:47.180
you gotta cook some bacon and then take that bacon grease and add some garlic some cream cheese
03:14:53.100
a little bit of chicken broth um oh it's so good and then you just like cook that all up until it's
03:15:02.060
nice and creamy and then pour that on top of your pierogies and jam that into the oven and top it with
03:15:09.820
some cheese and some some green onion and tomato if you want as well um and it's just like it's a
03:15:18.540
heart attack in a dish for sure but it's uh it's pretty good but i did i did make a cooking video
03:15:28.140
out of the last time i made it and it's just processing now apparently it just wants to take forever
03:15:51.740
what the rock is cooking so we're still cooking the bacon but we're going to use a little more
03:15:57.980
than we're supposed to so that means there's going to be a lot of bacon grease which means
03:16:03.260
i need a long sleeve shirt and you gotta chop some onions mix them with your hands
03:16:12.380
now because i was dumb and left the cream cheese in the fridge we're just gonna have to put it right
03:16:18.300
next to the burner there you gotta kind of you know warm it up get a little mushy so i hope that
03:16:24.060
works add some garlic powder because you're a fucking idiot and didn't actually buy garlic
03:16:29.340
and a nice little brick of cream cheese and about a cup of chicken broth
03:16:41.340
whiskey whiskey whiskey good then put your pierogies in a baking dish i grab these from my cupboards
03:16:55.020
that might be a little much but we're into heart attacks put pierogies in the oven for 15 minutes
03:17:01.660
since you have time bug your nephew also take a moment to tell your kitty you're a fat kitty i already
03:17:09.820
gave you treats go away and once you've cut up the bacon stick with your hands
03:17:21.980
ready to pack a block of cheese and now that they're done sort of we're gonna top with the
03:17:30.380
cheese and the bacon top with cheese and bacon back in the oven for another five minutes
03:17:42.700
all right you know what you need with that is like a nice crusty bread you can scoop
03:17:46.140
that one sure maybe i just dig right the fuck in
03:17:55.980
you're a savage oh i am like i like honestly the way that worked out that big dish was just mine
03:18:03.820
yeah yeah i got no words yeah i gave the small dish to connor
03:18:10.620
and i'm glad that you didn't give him any more than that
03:18:14.460
yeah but it's got bacon right oh and cheese it was so good and i like green onion
03:18:29.340
it is super you need to like form this better does it look like cat ears or is it this way
03:18:36.380
is it backwards oh i don't know he put it on there it's just oh then it's probably backwards
03:18:45.020
if he put it on there it looks like devil horns but when i put it on i don't know i still think
03:18:52.860
it's backwards i don't want to put it on the table it's bad luck to put a hat on the table
03:19:00.620
it's not a hat though yeah well there there's that and my head and could have hair and then
03:19:06.620
that's why i assume that rule was in play to keep hair off the table makes sense yeah yeah that makes
03:19:13.980
sense yeah well that that'll work out then yeah there you go he he's gonna die without you
03:19:24.460
so well i mean let's face it i understand that it's like this is this is the double-edged sword
03:19:32.140
of women right um because like i know on my own i'm gonna have some pretty some pretty nice
03:19:40.220
fucking feats of meat to eat right and i don't have to have any vegetables or any any of the things that
03:19:47.180
i don't want but i know that she will make me um and it's a double-edged sword because i mean they
03:19:54.060
are good for you but what you're missing oh why doesn't that have the nose you need the big
03:20:01.100
fucking nose on there too no i didn't come with the nose yet actually chris does though every time
03:20:07.500
i rip something he sews my coat nose he said not so no no oh i'm going to the porch all right
03:20:17.500
i love you guys i'm off the porch i'm out of here yeah we're done soon anyway because
03:20:22.380
i got to go out shortly as well because it's five o'clock i have somewhere to be
03:20:25.980
at 5 30 i'm going out for dinner so oh i'm gonna probably just make some pork chops
03:20:35.420
oh we're having pork chops we put them up at the market and they're going from uh grain fed
03:20:40.540
pork nice all right just a little quick flick some potatoes and carrots and
03:20:50.060
oh that's it we were gonna maybe marinate them but if it's grain fed and i paid you know not too
03:20:57.740
bad of money but yeah i paid five bucks for them all right i want to taste the meat i want to see if
03:21:02.780
those are because there was a difference in the ground beef you hear that chris wants to taste the meat
03:21:07.900
bud that ground beef was delicious yeah it was actually like oh no that wasn't it that was highland
03:21:15.500
packers yeah that stuff i love and there's the ground beef we got at the farmer's market oh
03:21:21.340
i'll make meatballs with that oh yeah i make a good sweet and sour meatball i like lamb in my meatballs
03:21:29.100
oh don't do that i've never really cooked with lamb so or veal i just like meatballs if i if i'm
03:21:35.980
gonna have meatballs i like to have at least either veal yeah like there has to be a yeah i figure whoever
03:21:42.220
came up with the idea for a meatball was just genius like that's genius okay balls of meat i'm in
03:21:48.140
just a ball of meat yeah like that's a better that's a better discovery than the wheel yes so
03:21:55.340
you know those little cakes those little fete fours yeah i was watching one of those baking shows and
03:22:00.380
they said they made those because well in france while the ovens were cooling down because they were so
03:22:04.140
big they would make all these little cakes while the oven cooled down and they could actually make more
03:22:08.380
products instead of just wasting the heat yeah that's efficiency yeah totally i like that
03:22:17.020
our english brethren there we go yeah supporting them eating pork let's go
03:22:23.660
anyway and oh y'all oh y'all work in support of our english brethren
03:22:31.740
all right so it's a and it's no underwear day or international underwear day what is it
03:22:36.860
oh i heard that earlier international underwear day i feel like oh under okay
03:22:42.940
i never wear underwear you should probably have a clean pair uh on today if i have to wear underwear
03:22:49.660
they're going to be clean but i definitely am not no well you never know i'm not camping i don't have
03:22:56.380
to turn the underwear in something no well it's how you stretch a pair yeah that's disgusting
03:23:04.860
work it inside out no why not no you have enough pairs of underwear for every day of the week
03:23:13.660
and you got extras i mean you should yeah in case you shake your pants like that's always what my
03:23:19.020
grandmother told me i'm just kidding yeah exactly i don't i don't need underwear it's just an extra layer
03:23:32.460
unnecessary oh i got left for songs here what are we going to play out on
03:23:37.500
daily roller pantera pantera pantera yeah i love pantera packing with some pantera
03:23:46.540
sure yeah i think that'll be love pantera an appropriate way to end it yeah um thank you for
03:23:53.580
everybody showing up oh thanks for coming out to commando day yeah
03:24:00.780
we're good even though it's yeah yeah that seat that's that that would be a seat right it's national
03:24:12.780
there you go there's an ender for you all right there you go you got chris's ass that's gonna do it until
03:24:58.060
can't you see i'm easily bothered by persistence