jonnyrawton - FAFO w⧸Jonny and Sarah： Frauds - v57gj91

00:00:00.000 I Love My Country 1.00

00:00:30.000 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:00:32.680 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:00:38.060 You may make it through the slate, snares and alligators 1.00

00:00:41.120 But once you get to the gate, you can't depend on your ways

00:00:44.080 Cause you'll be over your tater, I'm talking growing tomatoes 0.80

00:00:47.080 Feeding the worms I fish with later

00:00:49.840 I'll have a fish stick plate over a six foot grave 0.99

00:00:52.880 Before I take a knee as our anthem plays

00:00:55.840 My hands on my heart, I stand on what I say

00:00:58.640 And my second amendment handles what I can't 0.99

00:01:01.700 I ain't tryna be Billy Badass or talk shit 0.94

00:01:04.540 I'm just safe, there's the line, don't cross it 0.99

00:01:07.660 I got a red rider gun when I was three

00:01:10.480 So I don't run or hide from anything 0.98

00:01:13.320 Bitch, I'm a red, white and blue collar boy from the south 1.00

00:01:16.800 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:01:19.940 Love my country, love my freedom 1.00

00:01:22.760 Fuck welfare, no, I don't need em 1.00

00:01:25.820 Shotgun race from the woods to the plate 1.00

00:01:28.500 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late

00:01:31.520 So come around here, son, run in your mouth 1.00

00:01:34.660 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:01:37.900 Oh, Jake 1.00

00:01:39.520 There you go 1.00

00:01:41.640 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:01:42.960 One, two, one, two, three 1.00

00:01:46.000 Two, one, two, three

00:02:00.760 He walked into the party

00:02:21.660 Like you were walking onto a yacht

00:02:25.820 Your hat strategically dipped full of one eye

00:02:31.320 Your scarf that was apricot

00:02:34.700 You had one eye in the mirror

00:02:39.200 As you watched yourself go bought

00:02:43.520 And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner

00:02:48.120 They'd be your partner

00:02:50.260 And you're so vain

00:02:53.600 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.91

00:02:58.260 You're so vain

00:03:00.340 You're so vain 0.95

00:03:01.520 I bet you think this song is about you 0.75

00:03:05.020 Don't you, don't you

00:03:07.700 You had me several years ago

00:03:12.280 When I was still quite naive

00:03:15.600 When you said that we made such a pretty pair

00:03:21.380 And that you would never leave

00:03:24.600 But you gave away the things you loved

00:03:30.440 And one of them was me

00:03:33.640 I had some dreams

00:03:35.880 They were clouds in my coffee

00:03:38.360 Clouds in my coffee

00:03:40.480 You're so vain

00:03:41.480 You're so vain 0.70

00:03:43.480 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.89

00:03:48.480 You're so vain

00:03:50.480 You're so vain 0.95

00:03:51.480 I bet you think this song is about you 0.75

00:03:54.480 Don't you, don't you

00:03:57.480 I had some dreams

00:04:26.320 They were clouds in my coffee

00:04:28.320 Clouds in my coffee

00:04:30.320 Clouds in my coffee

00:04:31.320 And you're so vain

00:04:34.320 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.91

00:04:38.320 You're so vain

00:04:40.320 You're so vain 0.95

00:04:41.320 I bet you think this song is about you 0.75

00:04:44.320 Don't you, don't you

00:04:47.320 When I hear you went up to Saratoga

00:04:53.320 And your heart's naturally warm

00:04:56.320 And you flew your learjet up to Nova Scotia

00:05:01.320 To see the total eclipse of the sun

00:05:05.320 Well, you're where you should be all the time

00:05:10.320 And when you're not

00:05:12.320 And when you're not

00:05:13.320 You're with some underworld spy

00:05:16.320 Or the wife of a close friend

00:05:19.320 Wife of a close friend 0.96

00:05:21.320 And you're so vain 0.89

00:05:25.320 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.91

00:05:29.320 You're so vain

00:05:31.320 You're so vain 0.95

00:05:33.320 I bet you think this song is about you 0.67

00:05:36.320 Don't you, don't you, don't you

00:05:38.320 Don't you, don't you 0.97

00:05:49.320 You're so vain 0.61

00:05:52.320 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.89

00:05:57.320 You're so vain

00:06:01.320 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.89

00:06:05.320 You're so vain

00:06:06.320 You're so vain 0.70

00:06:07.320 You'd probably think this song is about you 0.89

00:06:10.320 You're so vain

00:06:12.320 I bet you think this song is about you 0.97

00:06:15.320 You're so vain

00:06:16.320 I bet you think this song is about you

00:06:18.320 Well, I was raised up by a simple man

00:06:33.320 I grew up with a gun in my hand

00:06:37.320 Taught me how to love and how to fight

00:06:39.320 Taught me what's wrong, taught me what's right

00:06:42.320 Said you don't have a choice to choose

00:06:45.320 You do what you can and don't ever lose

00:06:48.320 Just remember even when I'm dead and gone

00:06:52.320 Stick to your guns, son

00:06:55.320 Make me proud

00:06:56.320 Don't never back up, don't never back down

00:06:59.320 Spend your ground and always tell it like it is

00:07:04.320 Yeah, this life's gonna be real damn tough

00:07:08.320 You take them scars and you call that blood

00:07:11.320 Don't let me catch you fitting in

00:07:15.320 Cause everyone's an outlaw

00:07:18.320 Until it's time to do outlaw 1.00

00:07:23.320 Oh shit 0.99

00:07:34.320 Well the times are changing, but not for me 0.99

00:07:37.320 I got my own home now and a family

00:07:40.320 Two callus fans and some old work boots 1.00

00:07:43.320 Busted my ass paying my dues 1.00

00:07:46.320 Tell my kids every night 1.00

00:07:49.320 Try to see the world through your neighbor's eyes

00:07:52.320 And make a difference if you can

00:07:56.320 Stick to your guns, son

00:07:59.320 Make me proud

00:08:00.320 Don't never back up, don't never back down

00:08:03.320 Stand your ground and always tell it like it is

00:08:08.320 Yeah, this life's gonna be real damn tough

00:08:12.320 You take them scars and you call that blood

00:08:15.320 Don't let me catch you fitting in

00:08:20.320 Cause everyone's an outlaw

00:08:22.320 Until it's time to do outlaw

00:08:25.320 Until it's time to do outlaw 1.00

00:08:26.320 Oh shit 1.00

00:08:37.320 Stick to your guns, son 1.00

00:08:39.320 Make me proud

00:08:40.320 Don't never back up, don't never back down

00:08:43.320 Stand your ground and always tell it like it is

00:08:47.320 Yeah, this life's gonna be real damn tough

00:08:52.320 You take them scars and you call that blood

00:08:56.320 Don't let me catch you fitting in

00:09:00.320 Cause everyone's an outlaw

00:09:05.320 Yeah, everyone's an outlaw 1.00

00:09:11.320 Until it's time to do outlaw shit 1.00

00:09:14.320 I was raised up by a simple man 1.00

00:09:17.320 I grew up with a gun in my hand

00:09:21.320 I grew up with a gun in my hand

00:09:32.320 I've been selling my soul

00:09:34.320 Working all day 1.00

00:09:37.320 Shut up, a faggot 1.00

00:09:38.320 Faggot 1.00

00:10:08.320 We'll be right back. 1.00

00:10:38.320 We'll be right back.

00:11:08.320 We'll be right back.

00:11:38.320 We'll be right back.

00:12:08.320 We'll be right back.

00:12:38.300 We'll be right back.

00:13:08.740 Hi.

00:13:09.640 What's going on?

00:13:11.100 Hey, I guess you didn't see that like, hey, I'm going to go for a quick smoke.

00:13:14.780 No.

00:13:14.900 And you were like.

00:13:15.820 No.

00:13:16.560 You're just like on.

00:13:18.820 Yeah, just on.

00:13:20.040 That was awesome.

00:13:21.260 Thanks for.

00:13:22.280 Well, you had like forever.

00:13:24.160 It's 2-0-2.

00:13:26.720 Hey, everybody.

00:13:33.440 Welcome back to FAPO. 0.94

00:13:36.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.480 There we go.

00:13:37.260 Yeah.

00:13:39.360 It's a low budget program.

00:13:40.920 I wasn't aware that I was supposed to elongate for smoke breaks.

00:13:46.000 Well, I wasn't aware that you were just going to be like, hey, we're doing this.

00:13:49.500 Like, we're not usually very punctual.

00:13:51.940 I personally, I'm not like a huge fan of being punctual when it comes to this, mostly just because I'm never ready.

00:13:58.540 Oh, okay.

00:13:59.280 I was going to say like that the we are never punctual.

00:14:02.780 I don't know about that.

00:14:04.340 I mean, maybe you.

00:14:08.500 Okay.

00:14:09.060 Well, I'm really glad that we got to do this without me having to smoke first.

00:14:13.000 Hi, guys.

00:14:13.840 I'm sure everybody else is really happy with that, too.

00:14:16.540 So, yay.

00:14:17.240 Woo.

00:14:18.320 Whatever.

00:14:19.140 We've been pumping the smoke break after. 0.98

00:14:21.180 I feel like my lighting is a little bit fucked up. 0.67

00:14:23.060 Can everybody see me okay? 0.77

00:14:24.460 I don't know.

00:14:25.760 I'm just, I'm more wondering about my sound.

00:14:28.120 Unfortunately, the mic issue persists, so I had to switch to the headset.

00:14:33.040 Sadly, I can hear you.

00:14:36.760 Yeah.

00:14:37.440 Yeah.

00:14:39.900 Feeling is mutual.

00:14:41.680 Hmm.

00:14:43.840 Great.

00:14:45.740 Sorry.

00:14:46.120 Three Stone says it's fine, so we're good.

00:14:48.240 Oh, okay.

00:14:48.920 Good.

00:14:49.300 Okay.

00:14:50.020 Did we get to play our songs?

00:14:51.200 I didn't hear.

00:14:52.880 Yeah.

00:14:53.320 Yeah.

00:14:53.940 Yeah.

00:14:54.380 Did our music play?

00:14:55.200 We're good?

00:14:56.020 Yeah.

00:14:56.680 Okay.

00:14:57.060 Wonderful.

00:14:57.640 That's so exciting for us.

00:14:58.780 Yeah.

00:14:59.000 We're good.

00:14:59.820 Great.

00:15:00.520 All right.

00:15:00.900 I love that.

00:15:01.440 Okay.

00:15:01.720 I'm going to start with one or two.

00:15:04.000 Should I start with one or two?

00:15:09.520 Two.

00:15:10.300 Two?

00:15:10.740 Oh, what's the difference?

00:15:11.540 That's for me to know and no one else.

00:15:14.900 We're going with two.

00:15:15.720 All right.

00:15:16.500 Okay.

00:15:17.260 All right.

00:15:18.320 All right.

00:15:18.840 We're good with that, then.

00:15:20.120 We're good with that.

00:15:21.120 Happy Monday.

00:15:22.220 Happy Civic Holiday Monday to all the people who had to work, including me.

00:15:28.900 It's a useless holiday.

00:15:32.800 What is...

00:15:34.480 I think we were talking about this last night.

00:15:36.300 I don't remember a ton, but I feel like there was discussion surrounding this holiday.

00:15:41.000 I feel like it's a...

00:15:41.700 Yeah.

00:15:41.940 They just put this holiday in as a placeholder between Canada Day and Labor Day.

00:15:48.240 It doesn't really mean anything. 0.98

00:15:49.680 It's just fake and gay like the rest of the world. 1.00

00:15:52.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:54.860 There's a lot of fake and gay, you know. 1.00

00:15:58.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:58.560 And like Island Jason says, it's racist to say happy British Columbia Day.

00:16:03.200 So don't do that.

00:16:04.260 Yeah.

00:16:05.200 Don't do that.

00:16:06.140 Whatever.

00:16:07.020 Listen, don't be a proud nationalist. 0.95

00:16:09.160 I don't want anybody here to be proud to be white. 0.98

00:16:12.420 That's...

00:16:12.940 Guys, we don't do that here.

00:16:15.960 Just kidding.

00:16:16.440 I mean, it's...

00:16:18.580 I, for one, I'm a huge fan of being white.

00:16:21.320 Love the color of my skin.

00:16:22.560 Not angry about it.

00:16:23.800 Also, not guilty.

00:16:25.900 That sounds like white, far right, Dougherty. 0.54

00:16:29.280 I definitely don't feel guilt surrounding this color.

00:16:32.640 I'm pretty good with it.

00:16:34.080 So, if anybody wants me to feel guilty, I would.

00:16:38.500 That reminds me, too.

00:16:39.300 I'll have to take a look and see how the UK is doing.

00:16:42.760 That was pretty interesting last night.

00:16:44.500 Getting those UK guys in the bag at home. 0.60

00:16:46.120 It was a good time.

00:16:47.200 I feel like I probably shouldn't smoke.

00:16:48.400 I had one of...

00:16:49.000 I smoked one of these last night.

00:16:50.040 I think that was the problem.

00:16:51.980 It was a funk fuel.

00:16:53.440 And I feel like it got me funky.

00:16:57.180 I was stoned.

00:16:59.080 A little bit.

00:16:59.980 I don't usually get very stoned.

00:17:01.780 And that got me stoned, stoned.

00:17:03.420 And I was like...

00:17:06.420 Scrooge and Lady always comes in for the win. 0.85

00:17:10.700 Yes, she does.

00:17:12.220 Yeah.

00:17:12.980 Glad I didn't wake up as a jeep today.

00:17:14.800 I am also glad you didn't wake up as a jeep today.

00:17:17.500 Because then, you know, we would have had to push you in front of a train.

00:17:20.600 Well, you'd at least save some time.

00:17:23.200 Right?

00:17:23.720 You can at least save some time if you're a jeep by not going to the bathroom.

00:17:29.460 Right?

00:17:30.520 Just squat where you are and it saves time, I guess.

00:17:34.100 Why do they make these things so difficult to open for adults?

00:17:38.480 Whoops.

00:17:40.580 Sorry.

00:17:41.640 Inside Thought.

00:17:42.340 Outside.

00:17:44.140 The Inside Thoughts come out all the time.

00:17:47.860 Any who's old. 0.81

00:17:48.400 Well, that's what the show's for.

00:17:50.000 Inside Thoughts to come out.

00:17:51.820 Mmm.

00:17:52.720 Mmm.

00:17:53.700 Is it?

00:17:55.060 Is it?

00:17:55.520 Oh, that sounds fun.

00:17:56.880 Yeah.

00:17:57.100 What are we going to do today?

00:17:58.220 Are we going to have Inside Thoughts out?

00:17:59.980 Might as well, right?

00:18:01.260 Okay, well, everyone buckle up.

00:18:03.620 I feel like we need to put on some seatbelts, maybe some helmets, because it's going to be

00:18:07.900 a bumpy ride.

00:18:09.540 Ow. 0.99

00:18:10.520 If Inside.

00:18:12.180 Whoa, yeah.

00:18:13.760 Ooh.

00:18:14.540 Mama. 1.00

00:18:16.420 Fuck you, Jason. 1.00

00:18:20.260 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:18:21.020 We should change your screen name to Johnny the Jeet.

00:18:23.160 Yeah, no thanks.

00:18:24.040 No thanks.

00:18:24.900 Not even a joke that isn't funny.

00:18:27.340 You know?

00:18:28.020 My God.

00:18:30.140 What?

00:18:30.400 What?

00:18:31.100 I'm not the number two guy here, all right?

00:18:34.300 It's just not going to happen.

00:18:39.800 I spent too much time in Brampton.

00:18:42.000 No, no, I did not.

00:18:43.800 A-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding. 0.98

00:18:45.240 We only drove through, thankfully.

00:18:47.940 Yeah.

00:18:49.060 You know, Scotian Lady did a very good job of getting us through Brampton without having 1.00

00:18:53.500 to stop and smell the Jeets.

00:18:56.540 It's National Underwear Day?

00:18:58.340 Is it?

00:18:59.620 Get out of town.

00:19:01.880 Really?

00:19:02.460 Is that for real?

00:19:03.820 So does that mean we're supposed to be wearing under...

00:19:06.060 Johnny Diwali Rotten.

00:19:08.260 Jesus Christ, Scotian.

00:19:09.680 I definitely...

00:19:10.780 Oh, my God.

00:19:13.560 Okay, this was a bad idea.

00:19:15.320 That would kill me. 0.95

00:19:16.700 Okay, I'm going to die. 0.81

00:19:20.240 I can't smoke that.

00:19:21.560 I thought we were friends.

00:19:22.460 I thought we were friends, Scotian Lady.

00:19:24.340 Okay.

00:19:24.920 Jesus, Johnny Roddy.

00:19:26.660 Come on.

00:19:27.340 What is going on here?

00:19:30.160 Sarah's dying.

00:19:31.140 You guys are making jokes.

00:19:32.340 Okay, just so everybody knows, the crab cakes.

00:19:37.800 What is it?

00:19:38.420 Oh, crab cakes.

00:19:40.300 No.

00:19:40.920 Yes.

00:19:41.280 Snow Lotus and Girl Scout cookies.

00:19:44.620 Oh.

00:19:46.020 What's this?

00:19:47.000 We got doings here.

00:19:48.620 We should hire him for tech.

00:19:51.860 What's wrong with our tech?

00:19:53.120 We don't have it yet. 0.99

00:19:54.460 We're just retarded. 0.81

00:19:55.780 Yeah, right?

00:19:56.180 I'm like, maybe I should stream it through my YouTube, too.

00:19:58.900 And then I'm like, hmm.

00:20:00.680 I feel like I should know how to do that.

00:20:02.680 And then I get in there and I'm like, hmm.

00:20:05.720 Yeah.

00:20:06.940 Yeah.

00:20:08.260 So, oh, maybe we do need a doings, then, actually.

00:20:10.920 Yeah, we probably do.

00:20:12.260 I mean, he did a fantastic job on the tour, so.

00:20:15.880 Yeah.

00:20:16.380 You know, I think we could use them.

00:20:19.600 Cheers to doings. 0.98

00:20:21.920 Fucking awesome. 0.98

00:20:23.460 Awesome. 0.99

00:20:23.920 Yeah, which, by the way, that was a wicked fucking night. 0.99

00:20:27.120 Wicked. 0.99

00:20:27.700 Wicked night.

00:20:28.860 Yeah.

00:20:29.580 The Hamilton show was great.

00:20:31.220 It was huge.

00:20:31.960 Lots of people.

00:20:32.900 So much fun.

00:20:33.480 And listen, I was, okay, without sounding like fangirly, I've seen Edgy a couple of times,

00:20:45.860 like, his stand-up, like, when he does his shows and stuff in Toronto and whatever.

00:20:50.320 And, like, I, he did such an amazing job.

00:20:58.560 Like, Edgy's portion of that night, like, his stand-up, what a great freaking show. 0.99

00:21:04.900 And even though he fucked up all the video, I was just like, yeah, but Edgy always fucks 0.98

00:21:12.680 up the video. 0.97

00:21:13.460 So, it's kind of like his regular, you know, like.

00:21:16.320 Like, so, I honestly, like, kudos to Edgy.

00:21:20.460 Also, a cheers to Edgy. 0.99

00:21:21.860 I thought he did an amazing fucking job. 0.94

00:21:24.020 So, if anybody doesn't follow him, go check out his YouTube channel and stuff. 0.98

00:21:27.800 He's awesome.

00:21:28.740 Like, that was, I loved that.

00:21:30.560 His stand-up was really great.

00:21:32.680 And.

00:21:32.860 I don't know if I can support the manlet waffen, though. 0.93

00:21:36.160 Um, but. 0.99

00:21:36.920 Well, I feel like you're, like, a cunt hair above the cutoff. 1.00

00:21:39.980 So, sit down. 0.99

00:21:41.420 Yeah, a little bit.

00:21:42.200 Like, I mean, relax yourself. 1.00

00:21:44.120 Like, what are you, 5'4 in a fucking cunt hair? 1.00

00:21:46.820 Like, relax. 1.00

00:21:48.520 5'11. 1.00

00:21:49.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:21:50.320 Come on now. 1.00

00:21:51.240 I'm 5'11.

00:21:52.700 Who are you kidding?

00:21:55.300 No, you're not.

00:21:57.060 Tam?

00:21:57.800 I feel like Tam, I feel like Tam can weigh in on this one.

00:22:01.380 No, no.

00:22:02.040 No, she can't.

00:22:03.740 Anyway.

00:22:04.380 But, no, Edgy, Edgy was great.

00:22:06.300 So was Greg. 0.97

00:22:07.220 My clip set was pretty fucking funny, too. 0.89

00:22:09.200 And, I mean, it was just, it was a good night meeting a lot of people. 0.82

00:22:13.960 And, of course, another night where, you know, a venue location got leaked, but nothing came of it.

00:22:21.120 That's what I think is.

00:22:22.660 What are they going to do, though?

00:22:23.980 Yeah, that's the part that I find funny, though, is, like, they find out where it is, but they don't want to come.

00:22:30.780 Of course, this one was off a bus route, so they couldn't make it, but.

00:22:33.600 Well, I feel like, excuse me, it's, as per usual, the people who were like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, about being, you know, about being scared of us or whatever, about us being terror-y and all that shit.

00:22:56.240 Those are the same people that don't actually do anything about it, because at the end of the day, they really know they can't do anything about it, because we're not terror-y.

00:23:04.800 Like, what are they going to do?

00:23:05.920 Show up at our, like, it just seems, it's so, it's just all talk, right?

00:23:12.460 Just like we're, just like the, you know, the name of the stream, frauds.

00:23:15.920 Like, again, it's, they're just frauds. 0.99

00:23:18.300 They're people who just want to fucking talk a big fucking game online, and then when it comes to being in person, nah. 0.99

00:23:25.660 Mm-mm. 1.00

00:23:26.620 Nope.

00:23:27.360 Mm-mm.

00:23:28.500 They wouldn't, they wouldn't dare come, and if they do, they stay at a, at a very long distance.

00:23:34.100 Well, they watch from a distance, just so that they can be like, see, they all gathered. 0.99

00:23:38.200 And they stood outside and smoked cigarettes, took pictures, hugged each other, like, there were, you know, I don't, you know, and I'll just see, it's also stupid. 0.93

00:23:52.880 I mean, it's just like Thursday, like, when we're all sitting outside, right? 0.91

00:23:56.140 Like, there's children, there's people in the pool, there's barbecue going, there's a table with food, there's women over there cooking the, you know, shucking corn and putting out stuff. 0.99

00:24:05.620 And all of a sudden, there's a fucking police drone above the fucking backyard. 1.00

00:24:09.000 Like, what the fuck is that? 1.00

00:24:10.500 Like, why? 0.99

00:24:11.600 Seriously?

00:24:12.220 Because we're terror-y? 1.00

00:24:13.840 Give me a fucking break. 1.00

00:24:16.140 Like, give me a fucking break. 0.99

00:24:18.700 I was thinking about how cool that'd be if I was on with Tom for the Bigot Huff and we got a CSIS raid. 0.99

00:24:24.180 That would have been awesome.

00:24:24.800 Nobody, no, no, but see, so, it's not cool to get raided.

00:24:28.520 That's never fun, and it's never cool.

00:24:30.040 Nah.

00:24:30.680 I can assure you, especially, it's not.

00:24:33.060 I definitely would not want that to happen online.

00:24:37.560 If there was ever a way to make it cool, though, it'd be live.

00:24:41.700 Nope, still don't think that's cool, but you do you, so, CSIS, he would like you to raid him live, but I'm good.

00:24:49.260 Yeah.

00:24:49.840 Yeah, right?

00:24:50.960 I've already had guns in my mouth.

00:24:53.620 I am super comfortable with not having to do that again.

00:24:57.400 Nope?

00:24:58.640 Good, I'm good.

00:25:00.340 Yeah, right.

00:25:01.640 But the fact that they want to fly drones over my backyard, I mean, you do you.

00:25:09.640 It is interesting, though, how many of them. 0.99

00:25:13.560 Yeah, well, like, the one song that I played there is, like, everyone's an outlaw until it's time to do outlaw shit. 0.99

00:25:20.400 Yes. 1.00

00:25:21.620 Right?

00:25:22.180 Like, once it's time to actually do the work, you find less people willing to do that.

00:25:28.260 Yeah, absolutely.

00:25:30.580 I mean, that's, and this is, again, the thing, like, there's a lot of people who can say that they're, they are something, but then when it comes to actually having to follow through with the, you know, how they say they, like, how they present themselves or what they say that they are. 1.00

00:25:46.260 Or, I mean, you know, follow through, like, if you can't follow through with that, then you fucking suck. 1.00

00:25:53.540 And everybody will know that you suck. 1.00

00:25:57.120 Because that's how that works, right? 1.00

00:25:58.960 Like, you can LARP, but you can only LARP for so long.

00:26:02.600 Yeah, given a long enough timeline, you're exposed.

00:26:05.980 Mm-hmm.

00:26:06.820 Mm-hmm.

00:26:07.160 That's the thing.

00:26:09.560 Like, the truth always comes out, right?

00:26:11.200 Like, everything that happens in the darkness always comes to light.

00:26:13.880 What is that?

00:26:14.400 Luke 7, I think.

00:26:16.560 I think that's Luke 7, 13, from the Bible.

00:26:19.040 Sure.

00:26:21.360 Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

00:26:22.720 It might be Exodus. 0.61

00:26:23.520 I can't remember.

00:26:24.480 Anyway.

00:26:28.060 Anyway, anything that happens in the dark always comes to light.

00:26:31.560 And that's the way life works.

00:26:33.520 It's the same thing with when, you know, lies, right?

00:26:36.520 When people lie, it's one of those things that a lie can start out as, like, a tiny little grain of sand.

00:26:46.880 And then the more you lie, like, the more that lie, the longer time that that lie exists, or you carry on that lie, the bigger it gets, right?

00:26:57.480 The burden of lying gets heavy.

00:27:00.580 And that's how you generally know when the burden has gotten really heavy for people.

00:27:05.760 People who lie tend to run, right?

00:27:10.120 You'll find people who lie about things and lie about situations and things or about themselves or whatever.

00:27:18.860 You'll find that when push comes to shove, like you said, that's when those people turn and run in the other direction because they can't actually follow through or stand up or be the person or whatever it is that they say that they are.

00:27:33.440 And that happens a lot, especially now in our age of, like, social media and things like that, where people have the ability to be able to sort of conflate themselves online or act like there's something a little bit better or different than they are.

00:27:50.520 Maybe how they imagine themselves or maybe how they imagine themselves or how they want to be.

00:27:54.020 And they can present that to people easily and also back those things up generally because they don't have a ton of follow through on those things in real life, right?

00:28:03.620 But then when it comes to having to maintain that facade, it becomes very difficult and that burden becomes very heavy.

00:28:14.640 And then you'll notice that those people disappear all of a sudden, right?

00:28:19.920 Like fair weather friends. 1.00

00:28:22.220 They're there when it's good, but as soon as it gets hard, fuck off. 1.00

00:28:26.680 It's an easy way to spot a coward as well, right? 1.00

00:28:29.380 Because in the same token, somebody who, it takes a lot of courage to lie.

00:28:35.400 Or sorry, it takes a lot of courage to tell the truth, right?

00:28:38.620 When you tell the truth, sometimes it hurts people, sometimes it hurts you.

00:28:43.180 But telling the truth takes courage.

00:28:45.480 It takes a certain type of person to be able to move through life telling the truth all of the time.

00:28:50.260 Everybody lies at some point in their life. 0.90

00:28:52.140 But what I'm saying is, is that really cowards lie. 0.83

00:28:56.080 And the cowards who run because of those lies, those things catch up with you. 0.91

00:29:05.660 What's Jackie saying?

00:29:06.900 John 1, 7 through 13.

00:29:09.620 John 1, 7 through 13.

00:29:11.520 Where is...

00:29:13.040 Oh, hang on.

00:29:13.840 Give me one second.

00:29:14.540 I got my Bible right here.

00:29:15.640 Just a sec.

00:29:16.920 I'm going to dump that Bible for you, Jackie. 0.97

00:29:18.900 Oh, just a second.

00:29:20.080 Y'all are going to see what the storks saw.

00:29:22.820 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 0.81

00:29:25.780 And Island Jason is officially upset.

00:29:28.760 That almost got out of hand.

00:29:29.900 I was hoping this was going to be his moment, right?

00:29:31.780 This was his moment.

00:29:35.900 Oh.

00:29:40.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:41.940 Freestone Rage quitted, too, the second you turned your camera off.

00:29:48.860 That's funny. 1.00

00:29:50.360 And it's like, fuck this, y'all. 0.99

00:29:52.140 i'm out of here excuse me 1.00

00:30:01.420 john

00:30:06.940 bad at area check he reads the bible on audible

00:30:10.060 jonah micah there's free stone free stone says he's the king of dumpster island

00:30:22.860 actually i am definitely looking forward to that little comic though

00:30:26.380 i don't think you're the king of dumpster island yeah i wouldn't say he's the self-proclaimed is

00:30:31.900 what he says oh self-proclaimed self-proclaimed whichever okay okay here we go

00:30:41.020 that's a john

00:30:45.100 seven through thirteen there it is okay so he came as a witness to testify concerning that light

00:30:53.580 so that through him all might believe he himself was not the light he came only as a witness to the

00:30:59.180 light the true light that gives light to everyone was coming into the world he was in the world and

00:31:04.220 through the world was made through him and sorry and though the world was made through him the world

00:31:08.540 did not recognize him he came to that which was his own but his own did not receive him

00:31:12.700 yet to all who did not receive him to those who believed in his name he gave the right to become

00:31:16.860 children of god children born not of natural descent nor of human decision or of a husband's

00:31:20.940 god but born of god

00:31:25.900 yes okay so in him was life and that was the life of the woman can the light shines in the darkness

00:31:31.660 and the darkness has not overcome it that's one of them that wasn't the one i was talking about

00:31:37.900 but i'm gonna find it but that's also a good one sorry apparently we're just apparently we're just

00:31:43.340 yelling names in the chat now why are we yelling i like i love to yell if we're yelling i am so down

00:31:49.180 for yelling yeah right that's why it was funny when i uh i got to meet ghost rider at the show he's

00:31:55.020 always in that in the chats with the cat locks on yelling it's hilarious i thought it was exodus hang

00:32:04.060 on i have no idea i know you don't read the bible no i'm barely agreed okay i know i don't want you to

00:32:13.580 hurt yourself and the daughter will come to life luke that's it i am your father 0.96

00:32:24.540 no why are we i don't understand why we're yelling names though i don't either but okay i love yelling 0.99

00:32:30.620 like i'm a huge fan so i'm totally down with the yelling stuff like i mean friday terry's right

00:32:36.220 yelling is fun uh okay no alberta girl you just took it too far you took it too far well no 0.97

00:32:41.900 no okay all right actually it's funny somebody uh did you see that stupid picture of her yeah did 1.00

00:32:52.380 you see that stupid picture of her in uh whatever fucking braid she was dressed like a retard caravana 1.00

00:32:58.940 was that real was she really dressed like that yeah that was real yeah she she was somebody somebody 1.00

00:33:06.540 zoomed in on her crotch and asked asked what kind of cookie that was uh i i i vote uh that's a 0.97

00:33:14.540 misfortune cookie 0.99

00:33:19.740 you're disgusting it is a misfortune okay no no no tom we've we've already seen that i'm i'm i'm able to 0.97

00:33:28.460 enter the church it's okay i'm not and it'll it'll like likely be warm where i go but i'm good so far 0.98

00:33:36.940 and thong cha that's just not right you should never say things like that um okay so it's luke 817

00:33:46.140 from the niv version for there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed and nothing concealed that

00:33:51.020 will not be known or brought out into the light that's it so again people can be who they are

00:34:00.380 who they think they are and all of those things but again everything that happens in the darkness comes

00:34:05.820 into the light

00:34:09.260 i can't imagine living with lies that are so heavy

00:34:11.740 i can't imagine no no neither can i okay i mean i don't know i just find it is a much easier way to

00:34:24.300 go without the lies absolutely absolutely like i said everyone lies i'm not going to sit here and

00:34:35.020 pretend like i haven't lied in my life about anything for sure however

00:34:43.660 i can't imagine having to oh god i can't imagine wearing such a mask and lying constantly about

00:34:56.860 everything that happens that it yeah wow i wonder what that's like

00:35:13.100 i feel like there might be some people that could answer that but yeah i i have no idea

00:35:18.700 i don't think they'd come on if we sent them a link potentially i mean like i can't i

00:35:23.340 i i certainly can't say that i've i've never lied i mean obviously you're a government official or in

00:35:30.380 uniform i'm probably that's what i'm saying we've all lied but i'm just saying like i can't imagine

00:35:36.700 you know living with lies that are you know again it's like it's the people who yeah i understand

00:35:45.260 i understand i just can't imagine being i can't imagine living that way i can't i can't

00:35:53.340 can't do it i can't i wouldn't i would rather i'm because i can't lie i can't lie about things like

00:36:03.900 that because i don't like to hurt people especially like i yeah hurt people hurt people right i i try to

00:36:13.980 not um you know i try to not project my own shit onto other people i don't it's it's it's mean that's a 0.70

00:36:22.940 mean thing to do to someone else you know right 0.90

00:36:33.580 doings is right the man in glass always knows when you're lying right yeah it cripples me in half why

00:36:45.180 big lies having secrets i learned exactly like bad hat harriet makes a good point like that's the thing

00:36:51.340 like when you think about if you want to take it back like when you think about like developmentally

00:36:57.340 right so there's all of those um you know there's the different psychological um uh like assessments

00:37:05.180 and things that they do on young children developmentally um to uh like to assess like

00:37:11.500 their fears and things like that right like the um albert um bandura like the bandura experiment right

00:37:18.540 where they like scared the kids and things like that so if you think about things like that and

00:37:24.140 how we know that there are um like developmentally if if children are exposed to certain traumas and

00:37:32.540 things like that that those are things that are going to carry on into their adulthood right so

00:37:37.420 would you lie to not hurt someone no no the truth hurts sometimes

00:37:50.780 absolutely that depends for me depends depends what you're talking about

00:37:54.940 right yeah i mean i'm sure that there would be an instance for me it's like 0.91

00:38:04.860 well like if somebody asks something stupid like you know is this 0.99

00:38:09.180 fucking do these genes make my butt look big i might say no you know no i'm not gonna 1.00

00:38:16.220 i'm not gonna say yes that's for sure but see i don't know stupid like that maybe but 1.00

00:38:20.300 if if i ask you if i look for target before we go on the street i don't know if it hurts it hurts 0.93

00:38:26.140 like sorry it's the truth

00:38:31.580 i feel like you're lying to me now when i say like does my hair look all right and you're like

00:38:34.940 yeah it looks great i bet you it looks like and you're just lying to me now aren't you 0.60

00:38:40.620 i feel like it i feel like that's what no if it looks like shit then i'll say that it looks like 0.99

00:38:52.060 shit but i mean if it doesn't look bad then whatever you know but like living lies like 0.99

00:39:02.220 it's not the genes it's the gene 1.00

00:39:04.140 there's a point here so there's a difference between secrets and lies

00:39:13.420 there's a huge difference like freestone said he'll take

00:39:17.900 he'll take secrets to his grave absolutely there are secrets that i will 100 take to my grave

00:39:25.180 however there's a difference between a secret and a lie because living a lie steals your soul and this

00:39:32.860 this is exactly what i'm saying and this is why people who live that way tend to be transient right

00:39:40.380 or um tend to be oh what's the word like like high on the psychopathy scale right so narcissistic

00:39:50.300 they tend to be very um aloof like things like that you'll find that's what those type of people are

00:39:55.420 because they have a hard time being themselves in you know ever really

00:40:03.980 i asked johnny if he likes my haircut and he was honest yeah long hair is better they'll tell you

00:40:14.460 absolutely

00:40:15.100 yeah i feel like they're yes and this is the thing i don't don't i don't know i don't i can't fathom

00:40:28.460 how people can lie about things and continue to lie i can't fathom that it doesn't i don't understand how

00:40:39.900 people can live that way why live like that holy that's got to be so lonely and so stressful

00:40:49.340 having to remember all i'm having to try yeah i was just gonna say that to try and remember everybody

00:40:55.980 which lie you've got going with which person jesus christ the consequential lies that come after

00:41:03.100 um yeah i see now why people fucking run because that's frustrating i can't imagine 0.98

00:41:10.940 holy fuck yeah it's it's mind-blowing jim and bright will vote so anyone in government 0.98

00:41:18.540 and go work in politics yeah like that's that's a prime example of people that 0.99

00:41:24.860 just had no problem dropping the line a hundred percent and how about our law enforcement speaking of

00:41:32.460 our our medical system oh yeah island jason trying to make us think people actually go to his house

00:41:44.860 he has friends in real life

00:41:48.140 yeah i bet bye jason oh no but it it is like and like the the lies that we see too like especially

00:41:59.820 when you if you want to bring government and and police and things like that into it i mean some

00:42:04.860 of those are so fucking blatant that it's insane and and you begin to wonder like how do these people 0.98

00:42:11.020 really think that we're buying it it's pretty stupid but there are a lot of people who do obviously like they 1.00

00:42:23.340 love to be spoon fed the there are people who really like that and who are comfortable just 0.98

00:42:30.060 i guess floating through life living that lie but again i

00:42:39.100 it it's it feels weird to me

00:42:43.500 i like the truth i'm a huge fan because i find that um it hurts absolutely the truth hurts but you know what

00:42:50.700 hurts more is being lied to by somebody that you trust that hurts more that's like a double 0.96

00:42:59.420 fuck you rather than telling the truth when it hurts being lied to and then finding out the truth oh 1.00

00:43:07.500 oh oh my god like that one sucks 1.00

00:43:15.980 right 0.98

00:43:16.220 no it's definitely the worst especially when it's somebody that

00:43:23.740 you just assume wouldn't right i mean there are some people that you would just expect

00:43:30.300 sure uh truth and honesty from that just can't do it

00:43:39.180 i guess so

00:43:42.620 talking to all liars skew all of them all of them yeah all of them yeah like yeah we're in a world 0.99

00:43:50.620 that's fake and gay and this this is exactly what i'm talking about and this is why i say like i can't 0.99

00:43:55.900 lie it makes me sick like it makes me physically ill to have to hold on to something it i can't do it it 0.88

00:44:04.140 it is it's not there are people who can't who just can't function like that and this is why i'm saying i

00:44:11.740 really don't understand how people can like you know double down and and live oh like lies i i i

00:44:18.940 can't fathom it it's got to hurt so much i feel so bad for them well let's be let's be honest the

00:44:25.980 doubling down is because they feel that they have no other choice right because then they would have

00:44:30.380 because they're cowards so they have to double down right yeah yeah yeah yeah of course of course

00:44:37.020 it's easier and i think actually that's what it does that's what does it for me right there is 0.55

00:44:41.740 because it takes the control out of it how so

00:44:53.740 what do you mean 0.99

00:44:58.700 oh your internet is fucky again what did you do 0.99

00:45:07.020 oh well i think it's because i'm using wi-fi and a little crotch goblin in there playing video 0.99

00:45:14.540 games oh i see okay yeah um tell them to go outside

00:45:26.300 just saying

00:45:30.220 it keeps freezing tell them to go play outside so your internet stops freezing 0.99

00:45:37.340 um so i i so i don't get accused of not saying shit yeah i mean 0.95

00:45:45.580 that's also yeah you're not wrong on that one either 0.84

00:45:56.700 work phone um is it considered lying when you don't tell for skew i don't know i i guess

00:46:02.780 not telling something they need to know well why is that your choice again like this is that that's

00:46:11.260 where you walk the fine line of like you know withholding information or lying

00:46:17.100 untruths are still lies you can call it what you want but that's a semantic like is it considered lying

00:46:23.900 when you don't tell somebody something they don't need to know yes really i mean it's still a lie right

00:46:29.660 exactly exactly exactly like that's why there's the statement lies by omission

00:46:35.340 like it's the same thing so is it manipulative absolutely because who gets to decide whether some

00:46:43.020 it's they need to know that or not that's the thing

00:46:45.580 this is this is where i i find that i have a very i am very um i'm very black and white when it comes

00:46:57.740 to a lot of this because i don't think there's a gray area when it comes to truths and locks

00:47:05.740 there isn't a gray area it's one or the other and oh now it's a party oh you guys are stuck with me

00:47:21.340 uh that should be funny for everybody um

00:47:25.740 i said to a buddy yesterday on this topic how it would be if he were to hit on or make a pass at 0.97

00:47:30.860 morgan like how stupid and degenerate that would be same thing applies to any couple yeah exactly 0.97

00:47:35.980 it's a it's a thing where you know some people don't see if you put it in a context of like it 0.99

00:47:44.220 doesn't matter like use morgan's name or whatever like if you put it in a personal context when you're

00:47:48.700 trying to explain that that type of a um a situation to somebody putting it in a personal context

00:47:54.540 obviously uh will make a huge difference um i think it's um

00:48:04.460 not a replay um it's it's still manipulative when you look at it from a sense of withholding

00:48:12.060 that information like again the semantics between a truth and a lie or an omission or

00:48:19.900 why do you get to decide who like why why are you the person who gets to decide who gets that

00:48:28.460 information again that's why i think it's it's still the same thing it's a gray area it's it should be

00:48:37.180 one or the other right what is the difference between flirting or making a pass well

00:48:45.900 i don't see this is okay and here's the thing now if you if you look at like the social media

00:48:56.620 and things like that right because people will say that they're not cheating but if you're not if

00:49:05.340 because they're not sleeping with somebody or not having a um a a physical relationship with somebody

00:49:11.020 however having an emotional affair with somebody is the exact same thing as having an a physical

00:49:16.780 affair with them you're still you're you're still your intentions have shifted to someone else right

00:49:24.620 so flirting or making a pass at somebody um i think it's the same thing i mean if if somebody flirts

00:49:32.700 with somebody you're letting them know that you're interested in them right like you're you're

00:49:39.500 again you're setting your intention and making a pass is pretty much the same thing i feel like

00:49:45.820 maybe if you're making a pass at them you're letting them know that you're more interested in like a

00:49:52.460 sexual way but i don't know i feel like flirting starts and then and you make a pass at them right

00:49:58.220 like you flirt with somebody and then you make a pass at them i think that's how it works

00:50:01.980 that's how i think i mean when i date i expect somebody you know to like let their intentions be

00:50:09.820 known i'm interested in you you know in a in a like i'd like to get to know you kind of way right

00:50:17.500 and then if that sort of progresses from a flirting then it would be i i would like to see you naked 0.99

00:50:26.540 which would be making a pass right like i think it goes from one thing to the next if i'm not wrong

00:50:33.180 okay well what do you think it is chris maybe he's not disagreeing with me he might be disagreeing with

00:50:39.820 someone else but maybe um some people are just super friendly and it can seem flirty a pass is a pass

00:50:51.180 yeah i feel like super friendly and flirty are two totally different things like if you're being

00:50:55.340 flirty with somebody again you're being you know like um like yeah again like you're you're said

00:51:04.220 like you're letting your intentions be known with somebody if you're being flirty with them

00:51:10.140 yeah i mean there's a lot of people that can mistake niceness for flirtiness for sure like when i

00:51:16.380 used to bartend i flirted with people for tips right like i wasn't being super friendly to them

00:51:25.980 i was flirting with them well i was being super friendly to the people when i was serving couples

00:51:31.260 at a table that i had to sit in front of me for two hours that's i was being friendly i'm flirting with

00:51:37.660 the single guy and or the guy in front of me i don't know if he's single or not i don't give a 0.91

00:51:41.340 shit but i'm flirting with him to get a a tip that's a good way to put that which right works 0.58

00:51:48.380 probably a hundred percent of the time yeah absolutely like i mean that's why people bartend 0.99

00:51:53.260 you don't want an ugly chick serving you number one you don't want you know you don't want somebody 1.00

00:51:59.500 whatever i'm just saying you're well some people i guess want ugly whatever skew once time with your 0.97

00:52:07.180 water heater apparently oh lord have mercy yeah you can't mistake a pass like um

00:52:22.060 yeah some people can go too far some people take the

00:52:28.220 i feel like complimenting somebody again is different than flirting right

00:52:32.540 well and especially because it's all dependent on how it's done right like i could uh

00:52:39.980 two differences would be like telling somebody they look nice versus like you look sexy

00:52:45.900 right if you tell somebody you want them to give you mouse to mouse obviously you're putting your

00:52:50.780 intentions out there if you say to somebody like hey that's a really nice jacket you look very handsome

00:52:57.340 yeah right like if i say you want to come over and have some raw dogs you know

00:53:03.420 my favorite one was hey nice shoes want to yeah that was a good one too i loved that one that one

00:53:08.780 worked for me on multiple occasions oh what was the other one too uh there was another one oh yeah right

00:53:16.780 it's uh i'm sensitive do you want to boink

00:53:24.540 i seriously wonder how you ever got laid i don't i'm smooth

00:53:31.980 yeah like sandpaper amazing

00:53:36.860 oh no i've already told you how i did it before is because me and my jimmy me and my buddy jimmy had

00:53:42.860 an agreement all right i'll make fun of him all night and then whoever feels sorry for him yeah

00:53:50.380 gets him and whoever thought it was funny gets me it was perfect 0.57

00:53:57.420 so you've been retarded for a long time yes okay good perfect um good there's and you know in in 0.84

00:54:05.820 talking about being honest yes i'm half retarded for sure maybe maybe even three quarters like barry 0.86

00:54:10.620 said i'm gonna go with three i feel like you're three quarters retarded yeah we negotiated three 0.96

00:54:15.260 quarters yeah it definitely is not a half it's more than a half it's not full retard but you're 0.98

00:54:23.340 close so i definitely think it's a seven it's between like a 75 and an 83 percentile i think well

00:54:30.380 he was a virgin i feel like maybe yeah never never never i'm i'm with scotian lady too yeah i do get a

00:54:40.220 little more retarded every day every day right yeah totally yeah i feel like that's not our fault 0.95

00:54:48.860 though it's because it's everything around us yeah everything around us is retarded so it's kind of 0.94

00:54:56.540 hard sometimes like sometimes you got to pull yourself back and be like okay just because they're

00:54:59.820 retarded i don't have to be like they can stay over in the retard lane so hey do you want to do me a 0.98

00:55:06.940 favor do you want to swing around back from that retired lane a little bit i feel like you're a

00:55:11.020 little too far over there come on back it's funny too though because i think that in a lot of ways

00:55:17.500 it's the world around me yeah that draws me into those that i feel are real because this world is so

00:55:24.460 fake and gay that anything that seems real is what i'm gravitating to and what i'm holding on to 0.99

00:55:30.220 you yeah oh your sound just got loud oh did it oh it did that's exciting oh all right or mine did i 0.97

00:55:39.020 don't know maybe it was yours maybe it was mine i don't know doings

00:55:44.380 we definitely need a doings there's no question about that we're we need to do it i mean i'm three

00:55:56.300 quarters retarded i'm not retarded i just don't have time i need somebody you know what i i need 0.91

00:56:03.180 someone to show me that's what i need also maybe we do we need a somebody yeah we do we need a somebody

00:56:14.380 we need to have somebody that like nukes and things like that we'll find someone maybe it should be

00:56:22.060 freestone maybe should it ever be freestone i don't know maybe i'm sorry i feel like how about cheap 0.99

00:56:32.620 meaningless sex with someone you'll never see again for 50 bucks you need the money johnny 0.98

00:56:38.540 johnny has 50 bucks just dm him on telegram he'll for sure take you up on that offer brah 0.99

00:56:49.900 for sure for sure we'll see absolutely we're on a lonely tuesday night who paints nudes

00:56:59.580 i want a new who does what who paints nudes i believe that i believe that he would at least try

00:57:06.940 anyway oh my god i think that's a great idea let me in i gotta pee though sure

00:57:17.500 what do you want in is that what he's saying yeah do it send him a link

00:57:23.100 let's go didn't i message you that earlier that we should message chris and ask him to come on

00:57:27.020 i don't know i don't know did you oh i meant i typed it but i didn't actually send it oh yeah 0.89

00:57:32.780 there you go all right i'll show you like go go pee chris i'll shoot you like but chris get out of my 0.99

00:57:39.100 head 0.98

00:57:43.420 funny it is it is a good time in my head today i feel super bad for the other people

00:57:49.660 that uh didn't yeah anyway yeah that was a good one too if you don't heal from what hurt you you

00:57:57.740 will bleed on people who didn't cut you yeah it's funny how we sort of sublimate blame onto others

00:58:05.660 it's true when it's it's not you know because they're what's directly in front of us

00:58:11.580 and things that that are not are not their cross to bear all of a sudden become their burden

00:58:25.660 it's weird

00:58:29.100 sucky sucky for those people oh um you can just switch us back around you got a link there please don't 0.82

00:58:36.860 chat kathy it's with kathy you gotta switch us back around i like being on the

00:58:41.580 oh my god all right now i'm on the right i should have left it it was great there for a second

00:58:49.500 right for a second the show had never been better but i get to be on top

00:58:56.380 when chris comes on i don't want to be on the bottom oh oh my god you know what i need

00:59:03.500 we need to find a chair for me a new office chair someone find me a good office chair on amazon that 0.54

00:59:10.060 isn't a million dollars because oh i go into the place where you buy the chairs

00:59:17.420 where if you say facebook marketplace i'll come through that screen and smack you like right

00:59:23.660 no it was a couple years ago on some auction site it was like a 300 chair that i did 50 bucks on and 0.98

00:59:30.060 yeah damn damn yeah that's what i need like that's what i need is just i just need 0.94

00:59:37.660 i just need a just need a new chair chucky what the 0.99

00:59:44.620 jesus christ

00:59:47.340 you can't you guys have problems anyway um so i also have we also have my favorites

00:59:54.540 there's rule roots who uh i thought we had a deal yeah where is she she's uh you know we had we had 0.99

01:00:07.660 a deal i was i agreed that i was gonna buy one of those playing cards on the agreement that my card

01:00:15.100 got picked and i won uh and then i didn't plan well she did say sorry though so i guess that's okay

01:00:24.700 sometimes you don't win i feel like this is these are always bad choices but i feel like okay this one

01:00:30.220 says it's a puckered pickle this one is a zesty pickle i got garlic joe and you can have a

01:00:37.420 sour and sour sis speaking of a pucker pickle bad hat harriet says skew now identifies as a chair

01:00:48.940 is he gonna is he gonna show up at my house like this ready for me to sit on him i bet he will

01:00:55.420 cheese and crackers y'all oh i mean if he doesn't freeze down well oh my god what is wrong with you

01:01:03.900 guys get a hold of yourselves and just so everyone is aware these pickles are from mccarney this is why

01:01:12.860 i'm eating the pickles you're eating mccarney's pickle i'm eating i'm eating the pickles from mccarney so

01:01:23.660 every time i do this this is i feel this like these are such bad choices

01:01:27.580 they're such bad choices i don't know why i'm doing this to myself

01:01:30.700 god you guys also um nail polish from the dollar store uh it doesn't come off even with like clr

01:01:45.660 i i i'm not sure i'm not sure what to do um short of like using my hand sander

01:01:55.740 i think you're the only one complaining that a dollar store product worked very well 0.98

01:02:00.860 no it didn't it only stayed on look at it oh my god what the fuck like this is the most i keep 0.97

01:02:12.300 i'm so self-conscious of my hands number one number two of my fingers and they look like this 0.96

01:02:22.140 the color was really good hey settle down trad wife jesus already made dinner and homemade bread 1.00

01:02:31.180 uh i haven't got that far yet what kind of charity

01:02:38.300 lord jesus don't jesus oh my god

01:02:45.340 um i have um two flats of strawberries and i have i think about

01:02:51.580 60 or so ears of corn that i'm going to cut off of the thing and freeze and then i'm going to make

01:03:01.100 tomorrow because wide mouth mason jars are on sale at home hardware so i'm going to go pick up a couple

01:03:08.620 boxes and tomorrow i am making still pickles i'm totally talking about the band for a second

01:03:16.780 okay what do i want to have first i think i'm going to have the garlic one first okay i'm scared oh

01:03:21.100 i'm so scared it's in pre-stone jesus bud jesus open your facebook bud open your facebook it was in

01:03:29.660 there before you went and peed you sat there shaking it off like taylor swift for so long you didn't

01:03:34.620 even realize it jesus christ also oh 0.98

01:03:45.100 oh this is gonna be okay all right oh i didn't bring hair elastic oh jesus bad hat there's porn and

01:03:52.860 corn it's there no no i'm just putting corn in the freezer because it's local and delicious and 0.99

01:03:58.860 it's time oh are you sure pre-stone i swear to god i sent it to your fucking i think it all 0.99

01:04:06.460 might not it didn't actually send are you kidding me give me a second this fucking internet's 0.98

01:04:11.900 oh my god this is huge my bad freeze don't give me a sec this is giant 0.89

01:04:18.940 what am i gonna do with those seriously okay guys this is a lot wow i don't okay i don't get 0.75

01:04:31.900 listen i'm not getting paid for this this is ridiculous that's what this show is all about

01:04:38.140 i feel like this should i feel like this is more an only fans moment than anything however here i am

01:04:43.740 doing her for free so yeah right oh god it smells sarah's warming up for only fans with a pickle 0.99

01:04:54.220 i've never they're like listen there's no part of me that would even no no no okay here we go

01:05:06.060 i can't i can't do this with a straight face i can watch oh god

01:05:12.380 all right there now it's in um now i know you you wanted to you wanted to smoke you think five

01:05:27.260 minutes good for a smoke break or what

01:05:31.660 you want me to go for a smoke when i'm eating pickle

01:05:33.580 well i don't know whatever eat the pickle then cool you're like i'm literally eating a pickle right

01:05:41.340 now how am i going to do two things at one whatever whatever whatever this one's actually

01:05:48.460 not bad doing multiple things at once sucks that the garlic one garlic joe not actually that bad i'm

01:05:58.700 going in for one more bite not gonna lie i'm gonna take we all we all are koala mama we're we're all a

01:06:04.380 little traumatized here i feel like i wish i had hot sauce for it though we should probably come with a

01:06:10.700 warning on this show

01:06:19.180 i have to go back and take clips too we'll make a real intro find find this clip right now of you eating a pickle

01:06:29.660 with my gross nails oh my god okay okay garlic joe

01:06:37.660 i feel like this is not

01:06:42.220 i think it is actually koala mama i think you're you're onto something here

01:06:48.620 yep okay i'm gonna save the sour one for after

01:06:56.540 i need a second after the garlic one

01:06:58.700 i'm gonna need a minute

01:07:05.820 how pretty girl 1.00

01:07:06.940 fuck yeah 1.00

01:07:07.500 okay 1.00

01:07:07.820 okay 1.00

01:07:08.380 fucking bigot 1.00

01:07:11.820 it's one of those things like when people say that it's like you're fucking racist it's like 1.00

01:07:15.820 yeah thanks 0.99

01:07:18.700 yeah right

01:07:19.180 are you okay i like when people say it that it's gonna be offensive and it's like oh my god thank you

01:07:26.860 thank you for noticing

01:07:28.860 yay me

01:07:29.660 well you know if this show wasn't off the rails already

01:07:36.060 who's that handsome man

01:07:39.500 cheers man

01:07:40.700 later dude

01:07:41.340 bye

01:07:42.540 i love that chris comes in talking to people outside his door

01:07:47.740 well

01:07:49.900 well 1.00

01:07:50.620 fuck man 1.00

01:07:52.220 like i'm 1.00

01:07:53.420 fuck 1.00

01:07:54.700 what's the matter 1.00

01:07:56.860 just like 0.98

01:07:58.300 people just randomly show up like i'm i'm on my front porch all fucking day all week 0.98

01:08:02.940 sitting there drinking beer with the cat 1.00

01:08:04.860 doing fucking chores and shit and fucking around the house 1.00

01:08:08.060 right all day and then people show up like on the fucking holiday when i'm chilling with the wife and 1.00

01:08:13.580 shit it's like it gets old man like seriously like i'm home all day by myself during the day and then all my buddies show up when 0.99

01:08:23.100 this is the guy we don't even really know oh 0.99

01:08:28.620 i love you

01:08:32.460 and then now this guy keeps coming because they work the steel car together 0.99

01:08:35.420 now we're fucking now we're buddies for fuck's sake and now he keeps popping 0.99

01:08:40.140 he thinks he's your buddy 0.99

01:08:41.500 nice

01:08:41.900 and he's

01:08:43.820 and he's back

01:08:45.420 oh no

01:08:46.620 oh

01:08:47.980 looking for those rocks

01:08:49.100 here

01:08:49.580 my door

01:08:50.300 here my door

01:08:51.020 i gotta go

01:08:52.220 i gotta go

01:08:53.180 right i'm like

01:08:54.540 he's not getting it

01:08:56.060 right so i'm like hey i think they're waiting for you huh

01:08:59.580 read it

01:09:01.260 oh my god oh yeah

01:09:02.620 so that's why it took me so long

01:09:03.740 i had to tell him to be like 1.00

01:09:05.580 fuck man 1.00

01:09:06.060 you don't want to be mean 1.00

01:09:07.500 yes i am going to start being mean man

01:09:10.860 i was just going to say no i'm mean

01:09:13.420 yeah

01:09:13.740 well we tried nicely five times

01:09:15.260 yeah

01:09:15.740 people don't listen

01:09:18.860 michelle you were nice

01:09:20.940 i'm not

01:09:21.980 until i'm not

01:09:24.220 and i guess that's true

01:09:25.340 then it's game on

01:09:29.500 i love that

01:09:31.100 no i've given him smokes man and i um

01:09:33.740 no he's a good dude

01:09:34.780 like he's

01:09:35.900 just like man

01:09:36.940 like 1.00

01:09:37.740 your timing sucks man 1.00

01:09:39.260 like you show up the wrong 1.00

01:09:40.540 fucking time dude 1.00

01:09:41.420 like fucking show up 1.00

01:09:42.540 during the day when i'm here 0.99

01:09:44.860 yeah some people don't

01:09:46.780 yeah

01:09:47.100 some people don't get that

01:09:48.300 like some people don't understand the social cues

01:09:50.620 of like when it's appropriate to just pop into other people's houses

01:09:53.900 right

01:09:54.220 like it's a holiday you're spending it with your wife

01:09:56.460 because she works full-time so she's off today

01:09:58.620 yeah

01:09:59.420 like if people don't get that

01:10:01.420 we're enjoying time together it's 0.97

01:10:03.900 fucking i love it 0.98

01:10:05.260 right 0.99

01:10:05.660 no but i cherish my time with my woman man 1.00

01:10:08.620 i know you do she's a wonderful lady

01:10:10.860 i love her very much

01:10:13.500 yeah she's all right

01:10:15.180 she she's 0.99

01:10:15.900 yeah she's good

01:10:17.340 oh by the way you make a 1.00

01:10:19.580 you make a fucking great burger sir 1.00

01:10:22.540 oh i've mixed it 0.99

01:10:23.740 yes one that yeah because she made uh two teams the the group effort between the two of you 0.96

01:10:30.220 of the burgers thank you it made me very happy yeah i was doing mine come out like they were

01:10:36.380 definitely a good burger

01:10:39.420 if it wasn't big enough for people they can do like a double burger and be like

01:10:43.420 yep yeah i can't i can't wait to have another barbecue so we can do that again oh yes

01:10:49.180 yummy without sweating like we were in i love me some barbecue i never even thought to bring uh

01:10:56.780 bring the tent

01:10:57.500 the breeze is gorgeous tonight right just flowing oh yeah yeah we had a good breeze

01:11:03.340 thanks but we got a tent man i never even thought to bring the friggin tent we could have

01:11:07.260 used that for shade or yeah totally never even thought about it so remind me next time i'll 0.90

01:11:13.820 bring the damn tent because derek knight dropped that off for just for this right for when 0.84

01:11:18.940 you guys have shindigs and stuff no seriously that was his donation to the you know like daglon 1.00

01:11:26.860 right it's not my tent it belongs to you guys really get a hold of yourself like your ass yeah yeah 1.00

01:11:34.460 foxes you're a blonde scarf oh it's all in the side cheek easy 1.00

01:11:43.180 fuck whichever and it's not doesn't even still need my weekend with it it still looks like prince 1.00

01:11:49.340 charles's portrait man i'm telling you does not look anything like fucking daglon hey you're speaking of 0.99

01:11:54.860 which we have to uh there needs to be a discussion uh soon about when the next barbecue is going to be

01:12:02.380 whether it's going to be at your house or at my house in the next couple weeks because the uh

01:12:07.820 the significant other is going to be back in town so

01:12:13.900 we need to uh we need to make sure we have another uh gathering

01:12:20.060 okay okay that'd be fun like sometime before the end of august right

01:12:25.820 okay so i know something like that yeah they got tried wives so i 0.99

01:12:32.380 keep into the mic oh yeah so it all depends when he comes up is when we do it right

01:12:36.540 who yeah she

01:12:39.580 who she oh sorry i don't know what the you guys are even talking about man don't ever say that

01:12:45.820 name again sorry i don't know what the what is that all good so his significant other is going to

01:12:55.580 be in town this month so we i feel like i'm the only one who hasn't seen sarah's boobies 0.97

01:13:04.540 so after the 23rd okay so okay we'll figure it out okay i'm good we'll figure it out um also

01:13:13.500 okay do you do you guys want to have a um two things one a drive-in night where we all meet at

01:13:24.380 the drive-in yeah because james is just did he okay let's do that i want to it's great access on the

01:13:31.580 highway for everybody for green mountain or the one here one here by a highway 20. yeah okay perfect

01:13:39.420 so that and also i think we should go to one of the speedways before the end of the season too

01:13:46.620 like meritville or the one that would be cool yeah or like hugo motorsports park or you know somewhere

01:13:56.700 yeah i've gone to smash up derby yeah shit like that yeah totally i want to go do something because 0.74

01:14:05.100 it doesn't cost a ton and it's super fun yeah i haven't been to the fair like out in the country 0.99

01:14:11.980 my neighbors do that shit damn they they get cars they buy cars and they yeah that come out oh yeah 0.98

01:14:17.420 we used to buy cars for like 300 bucks and just watching the car come home and just got smashed and 1.00

01:14:23.500 yeah i want to have demolition derbies on the highway i want to get one i want to get a slashy on one of

01:14:29.980 them because he ended up one that's all black yeah he's like you gotta do a slashy on the hood he goes 1.00

01:14:35.020 i know what that is he said and he just started laughing huh but yeah we'll put it on your road

01:14:41.980 roots is uh cayuga yeah the cute cute the motorsports paris going out cooler to the key

01:14:49.100 emerge for each page i spent a lot of time there it's fun no it's nice man keegan and uh

01:14:58.620 california merrittville and then there's the one like um dunville yeah the dunville one um

01:15:06.620 what's the one off highway six there north of the 403 um

01:15:12.620 um not rockford rockton i don't know the rockton fair there's a a one over there i think okay yeah

01:15:23.500 there's a speedway or something out there i'm pretty sure too yeah anyway we definitely have to do that

01:15:29.980 too before the uh all that shit yeah i remember when i was a kid they had the old steam tractors and 0.94

01:15:37.100 uh things that would play music and shit with steam like big tractors that played tunes like 0.96

01:15:43.020 there was an organ attached to it or something like at the fair and stuff yeah going to the

01:15:48.780 yeah going to those things is super fun the fall fair start in like two weeks

01:15:55.100 yeah yeah because there's lots of freaking awesome corn to cob that's what we need to start doing is

01:16:01.100 getting all of the you know getting all of all of our people back doing these things again so that we

01:16:08.780 push the jeeps out of the way and support all the local farmers that's right that's the whole point

01:16:14.540 go to the agricultural fairs go and you know speak with your wallet man i get so pissed off because i

01:16:20.620 see everybody going to tim orton's timmy's timmy's timmy's you're supporting your own decline 0.99

01:16:25.100 man basically yeah yeah it's stupid what are you doing and people order an uber eats every person 1.00

01:16:32.860 that delivers your food and your packages is a cheat so stop getting shit fucking ordered go and get it 1.00

01:16:39.420 fuck man we're we're yeah we're cheering for our own device yeah it's it's incredible to watch really 1.00

01:16:49.260 yeah but it's just as easy to not order from those places as well to walk out of those places to 1.00

01:16:55.020 know you go to the gas stations that are where they have the you know the white teenagers working 0.56

01:17:00.940 go to the the convenience stores that have that still are hiring the white people go to the 0.99

01:17:05.580 fucking you know don't go to tim hortons go to the places and purchase your stuff if you're getting 0.99

01:17:10.380 your smokes you're getting your gas whatever go don't go to the jeep stores go to the ones that 0.99

01:17:15.340 have a new saying michelle got a new saying see brown turn around

01:17:18.780 yeah this is what i was teaching i mean yeah really i literally we walked into a store because

01:17:28.540 i was going to get him something and they were brown so we turned around and we walked out and

01:17:33.180 he's like are we not getting it and i said no we're not getting it from that store because it's

01:17:36.860 yeast and he was like oh okay so we went to another store no yeast perfect yeah i don't like this

01:17:43.820 discrimination against hiring white people that's been going on for 30 years yeah and i noticed that

01:17:48.540 at the market there was one jeep stand that had the fresh fruit and i was there early in the day

01:17:55.580 and they had plenty of stuff everybody had plenty of stuff we went like three hours later everybody was

01:18:01.260 almost done there's no money they had a lot of stuff up good we're good for that around here yeah

01:18:10.860 exactly people are there's more people who were starting to notice that stuff and again power exactly

01:18:18.860 yeah that's the way we can and that's how you can like you know you can snuff them out that way

01:18:24.460 right you don't have to shop at those places you don't have to go to those places you don't have to

01:18:28.380 you know i'm the community going to the other places yeah like the girls at the bakery and the

01:18:34.460 girl that makes me my pizza rolls and then we all found out you know each other and then it's like you

01:18:38.940 have and word of mouth is still that still works it still works when you go and bartering people are

01:18:44.780 all for exchanging goods like if you have something that they want absolutely 100 people are all for

01:18:51.900 that i got something free at the market so she made a banana loaf but put strawberries in it and then 0.85

01:18:57.420 went out too goofy right i said well i'll take it and i made it into a little french toast yep

01:19:03.740 turned out and then she goes i'll take one too so nothing went waste perfect amazing

01:19:12.460 just gotta get out there and you know everybody's happy at the market we went down and when you're

01:19:17.980 there they're they're talking and sharing food recipes and i love the market that early morning

01:19:23.900 people with the market there's a flea market or the vegetable market or local market it's uh man

01:19:31.260 people need to get out early yeah get up early it's the market it's a different it's a way different

01:19:36.380 atmosphere yeah it's a totally different world like these people are leaving for work at two o'clock in

01:19:41.260 the morning right like the people i'm i'm working with at four o'clock in the morning are you know everyone

01:19:46.860 they're farmers so totally different life yeah it's a very different life early to bed early to rise

01:19:55.820 yeah and they spend you know they have dinner with their families every single night they put their

01:20:00.300 kids to bed you know like it's a very it's very different yeah they go to their kids baseball games

01:20:06.460 and then they go home and they go to bed you know it's it's rural life man people don't yeah rural

01:20:12.780 canada used to be 60 40 not that long ago in my lifetime it was like almost 70 40 yeah like whatever

01:20:21.420 with the big city compared to rural canadians the population one because they're spread out of the

01:20:26.380 country yeah um i think it's 50 50 now rural to people in the population of the cities which is causing

01:20:35.260 problems because city people city it's trying to tell everybody else in the country how to live and

01:20:42.060 they have no idea what it's like to live in a rural area and put your gum rubber boots on and get 0.98

01:20:47.580 some on your boots out there yeah right fuck get your hands dirty get some calluses on there seems uh 1.00

01:20:56.060 seems bad at harry it wants a cock oh my god you gotta play that song though i'll hook it up 1.00

01:21:03.580 that allison change things that yeah 0.99

01:21:15.180 yes sir

01:21:18.620 yes i like the barbecues man i love barbecue really i don't mind it 0.99

01:21:24.540 johnny just said the irish goodbye for the fuck's sakes 1.00

01:21:27.260 fuck man what the fuck bro 1.00

01:21:32.220 that's the second time today he's fucked off 1.00

01:21:35.340 he oh jesus it's a it's a good thing 1.00

01:21:39.580 honestly uh if he was any closer i'd fuck him i'd probably just 0.99

01:21:44.860 i'd probably beat the shit out of him on a regular basis but i feel like it's a good thing 0.99

01:21:48.620 yeah okay that's what like you have siblings for right so that you can like 0.98

01:21:55.420 because you can't beat other people but you can definitely hit your siblings yeah

01:22:00.700 yeah we used to beat the crap of each other me my brother and my sister yeah exactly yeah 0.97

01:22:05.900 yeah totally i'm used to throw sneakers at us and shit oh yeah i can hear that like i can 0.88

01:22:12.780 sense something when it's flying at me like a sandal or whatever it's like i got the 0.92

01:22:17.980 you can hear it coming and then you hear it

01:22:21.260 yeah when sean clothes are coming up with the face

01:22:24.220 i gotta get the camera right okay so that's blueberries yeah lemon and lemon and i'm gonna make

01:22:29.260 some pancakes oh and i put them in the freezer and they can crisp them in the freezer so what do you

01:22:34.940 okay so what's lemon in the pancakes lemon zest and lemon juice the pancakes with the blueberries

01:22:42.140 it brings out the so it cancels out the tartness and brings out the sweetness in the blueberries

01:22:47.260 that's why you always put blueberries and lemon together like like lemon like muffins all that kind

01:22:52.780 of stuff lemon blueberry loaf two pancakes they're flat but this has right out of the fridge so i gotta

01:22:59.260 let it like warm up for a countdown yeah i've got one on my counter too to make some uh i'm gonna make

01:23:03.740 some aioli for for my uh whatchamacallit what are they called cucumbers for supper yeah oh man i'm

01:23:12.780 having cucumbers and aioli for supper woo yeah my neighbor gave us a couple cucumbers they're actually

01:23:22.060 prickly man what the fuck up there cucumbers are prickly no that's prickly i've never seen cucumbers 0.84

01:23:28.780 this prickly well english cucumbers english cucumbers are not prickly well they're usually a little 0.60

01:23:36.460 smoother it's just a different kind of cucumber these ones are like cactus yeah cactus or something

01:23:41.820 it's just it's just not it's funny because the english are pretty prickly right now 1.00

01:23:45.820 you know what hey michelle michelle let's see those again jesus oh my god put them both in the shot

01:24:01.660 i swear to god when i was in montreal i seen some commie women with legs that look like that 1.00

01:24:12.140 yeah oh the way you want to like make them look like eat at the end yeah

01:24:19.180 a bunch of goonie goo goo bigfoot around there let me tell you what the 0.99

01:24:23.340 fuck is goody google quest okay i'm going for a smoke i'll be right back yes do it do it i'm still 1.00

01:24:31.260 listening fuckers now she gets her son of a oh my god 1.00

01:24:39.900 it's all right we can talk her anyway 1.00

01:24:41.580 see so i was i tend to flirt a little bit and i might get a little carried away but

01:24:54.540 at the end of the day a little bit a little bit you know everybody knows i'm going home michelle michelle

01:25:00.620 oh yeah because she's going to be yeah yeah exactly sometimes sometimes 1.00

01:25:10.140 or maybe you're being smart smart ass arsehole just being a dick pretty much like it happens 1.00

01:25:20.780 what can i say man oh apparently uh apparently the stock market's going a little fucky right now 1.00

01:25:27.740 oh why would that be what is happening do they know something uh dow sinks more than 900 yeah it

01:25:38.380 says dow sinks more than 900 points in global market sell off 0.99

01:25:43.420 shit's just plunging let's go let's bring on the fucking hunger games yeah the purge let's do it 0.99

01:25:51.340 it feels like we're good it does man that's why like um i was talking to my neighbor today 1.00

01:26:00.860 because i just had a friend and a neighbor across from me that i'd known for a while

01:26:06.300 um good guy he just passed away i just found out this morning as i'm having my coffee

01:26:12.380 unfortunate yeah man he was a good dude um he was the deaf guy across the street

01:26:18.380 nice to chill with on the porch and we had conversations even though he was deaf 0.89

01:26:23.660 and uh we just seemed to have conversation it was weird i don't know how to explain it but uh

01:26:33.260 chris would say things and he'd go so he suffered a stroke about three or four years back maybe maybe

01:26:40.140 five maybe five and uh so his left side was all fucked it was inoperable so he had one good side 0.90

01:26:48.380 and he wanted to die he was punching holes in his wall and and he just he kept telling me 0.97

01:26:53.820 every time i was over there shooting the with him i was trying to lighten him up like we're 0.98

01:26:56.620 looking at the girls and okay like it's like hey let me do that they just silly man 0.97

01:27:05.100 um yeah it sucks it sucks man man man there's a lot of people died on my street since i lived here 1.00

01:27:11.500 fuck i got thinking about that too like holy the longer you live in a spot and the older you get 0.99

01:27:17.820 the more people you're gonna know that die right it's the unfortunate part of life right 0.99

01:27:24.940 it's unfortunate part of getting old yeah for sure there's less weddings and more funerals i think

01:27:31.180 sorry to get morbid on a lighter note let's talk about something completely different man

01:27:42.380 shall we yeah right why not i do see though i do see with that uh stock market uh crash though

01:27:51.740 trump's already taken the opportunity to call this the kamala crash

01:27:55.100 what was that yeah well he's already blaming kamala right like yeah makes you wonder because 0.99

01:28:04.540 there's a lot of insider fucking bullshit going on just means it's a good time to buy 0.97

01:28:10.940 yeah true that if you got the money right i mean that really that is what it is because i mean 0.99

01:28:15.340 do we really believe that it's going to crash and just stay down because i don't yeah

01:28:19.340 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they'll just they'll just bail it out with make-believe money

01:28:25.820 anyway so what difference does it make it's yeah i can see the future in bricks but we can't

01:28:32.620 how do you uh how do you invest in bricks how do you invest in the ruble you can't they won't let you 0.96

01:28:38.140 right unless you do it unless you have an offshore account and you fucking somehow you know leak 0.96

01:28:44.060 probably get you know what i mean like oh let's face it the only the only real way is gold and 0.91

01:28:50.540 silver right that's that's the only real thing that you can do and have that's going to make any kind

01:28:57.500 of difference but bricks is a real thing man and it's uh take it off of course it is yeah but that's

01:29:07.100 but they did they not just go back to the gold standard though like is that not what part of their

01:29:12.540 whole thing is about but every every see canada should have its own goal and its own gold standard

01:29:19.980 and its own bank canada should we used to and we should have again canada should have its own gold

01:29:26.300 reserve actual tangible gold and a big ball you know with iron guards and all the nonsense

01:29:34.140 but like we should have that but we can't because we're not allowed right because we're

01:29:39.180 oh yeah and for their right i need a beer yeah yeah four stringers right though nothing to bring on 0.98

01:29:46.540 bring the stock up faster than a good old-fashioned war and bad at area as well

01:29:50.220 uh hit thrift stores for silver trays that's not a bad idea actually um

01:29:58.140 apparently there's some big losses for the metal markets too

01:30:00.860 interesting

01:30:08.460 and chucky's extreme circus gonna rob his mom's china cabinet not maybe it's possible but uh

01:30:13.900 and it's really hard to say where we're going to because i mean obviously the 0.96

01:30:17.660 shit with israel is uh it's ramping up a lot of talk still there of course uh them and iran and 0.97

01:30:26.220 lebanon and all this other shit now we got stock market crash and 0.99

01:30:30.620 elections are coming too can't wait for those it's gonna be a good time 0.94

01:30:37.820 i actually want to see what is

01:30:41.820 gold and silver hat

01:30:48.300 what did i i don't want olympics nobody gives a about the olympics 0.99

01:30:52.140 see that guy in the olympics though that uh lost out because he was pole vaulting and his penis knocked 0.99

01:31:01.260 the bar down 0.99

01:31:04.460 did you see that 0.99

01:31:06.220 fuck that was hilarious i posted that i was like uh them would you rather have a gold medal 0.99

01:31:12.060 or a big deck and i was like every guy and then that video it was a good time 0.99

01:31:16.940 you didn't talk like mike yeah right uh yeah i guess gold did drop gold dropped like 32 bucks today

01:31:31.580 it's down 1.34 percent that's rather significant if you're

01:31:38.460 how about silver what's silver looking at

01:31:47.180 silver has dipped five dollars or no sorry was that five percent

01:31:57.260 sitting at 27 dollars

01:32:01.020 or an ounce

01:32:05.180 hmm oh god she's back 0.98

01:32:10.060 what 0.99

01:32:10.380 oh yeah it was a dick move from the vault here you're supposed to let go of the pole you know 0.99

01:32:19.900 oh god falling apart 1.00

01:32:26.620 the jokes are good the walter got cock blocked from its own gold medal that's good that's a good one 0.99

01:32:34.700 that's fucking genius yeah worst part is it was women's pole vaulting no i don't know 0.99

01:32:39.740 i mean the olympics are gay enough it could happen right so 0.99

01:32:49.500 i don't know why uh i'm doing the same i don't know why these girls don't just um 1.00

01:32:54.940 boycott it and same with the men the men should back up the women too the men boxers i know you guys

01:33:01.580 trained a long time to be there and it's like the best moment of your life i get it

01:33:06.060 they don't want to get ostracized i don't want to be 0.97

01:33:09.820 when you see that because you don't see women fucking going in the men's boxing in the olympics 1.00

01:33:15.820 because they'll get their fucking ass kicked right like 1.00

01:33:19.020 fuck off like enough like why don't they fucking in unison it's immunity and just no we're not 1.00

01:33:25.500 participating we're not participating in your fucking make-believe fucking bullshit 1.00

01:33:29.820 anyways sorry i'll shut up though hold on i'm just i'm trying to get the the name correct but here 1.00

01:33:40.460 is kind of why they don't really do that uh there's a girl in london uh i'm just trying to find her name

01:33:48.780 real quick i'm yeah april hutchinson um she spoke out against men competing as women in weightlifting 0.77

01:33:57.580 and my understanding was that first of all she got removed from the sports hall of fame in london

01:34:05.260 uh for speaking out um she's been punished she's been like it's really ridiculous that once you uh

01:34:13.820 once you criticize it you're you're pretty much done uh yeah well that's what if that's what you

01:34:21.900 want to base your career like it should be a passion and a hobby not your career like uh

01:34:29.500 like what do you aspire to be like you're not gonna you're only healthy and fit like that to be

01:34:33.980 able to do that for so long and then you're old then what are you gonna do when you're old what get in 0.99

01:34:38.380 government like you know what i mean like write a book fucking uh like it's like pick a fucking 0.99

01:34:45.180 career like it's a real career if you think that's your career for life you're delusional like stop 0.99

01:34:52.380 you can't hockey player forever man it's fucking hard on your body man but you don't see 40 year 0.99

01:34:57.820 old or 50 year old hockey players fuck no i'm just some of the old still fucking yeah and and he's 1.00

01:35:06.380 father time and what's his name like your cringles they're fucking uh 0.99

01:35:12.940 by the way fun fact camera yogur um the guy's a beauty by the way um there was a time when he was 0.90

01:35:20.220 still with the washington capitals a few years ago that some young lady decided to uh you know

01:35:26.540 have a night with yogur we'll say um and then decided like take a picture of both of them in bed and

01:35:33.100 was gonna try and blackmail him uh that she would release the photo if she didn't do whatever and 1.00

01:35:38.460 he was just like go the fuck ahead what do i care uh which was true because it only made him look more 0.88

01:35:44.700 badass first of all and secondly the dude's never been married and he doesn't even have kids so what 1.00

01:35:49.820 the fuck you moron he doesn't give a chance yeah yeah like all you did was show that this 48 50 year 1.00

01:35:59.500 old man whatever he was at the time can still bag like a 20 year old yeah he's a gangster 1.00

01:36:05.580 i mean yeah i would i like girls around my own age to be honest with you but um teach their own but i mean

01:36:13.340 uh yeah don't don't ever apologize yeah if you're single and you have no kids don't ever 0.98

01:36:20.860 fucking apologize for anything man even if but even if he did get caught fucking 0.99

01:36:27.180 fucking around whatever and he'd say he was divorced and had kids like like what is it with 0.99

01:36:32.380 people looking for a gotcha moment on people all the time you know well they always got to try though 0.97

01:36:40.060 and uh more specifically when i brought up april hutchinson there that was the other thing that

01:36:45.260 she's facing is an actual two-year ban on competing yeah so you know you speak up about

01:36:55.580 mediocre men trying to dominate women's sports and you get banned for two years

01:37:00.460 that's a whole other type of fraud and fake people right there right

01:37:09.340 yeah yeah yeah well and then that's a whole other ball game to it right there like trying

01:37:15.740 to act as if now suddenly you can be a completely different gender uh and do what you want right

01:37:24.380 but it is looking good for my career as a women's wrestler so 0.99

01:37:30.540 i will say that you're a dumb ass well i want to see that i want to see the costume right it'd be 0.99

01:37:37.260 great like i said ladies i don't even need to win okay i'll just be happy to be there i will be your 0.99

01:37:43.820 jobber okay i should draw the costume right now if i can we'll figure it out like right now yeah

01:37:49.500 we'll draw it out we'll draw it out i'm in we'll do a couple concepts

01:37:56.940 concept all right you have to ask well you can't bedazzle it because i could cut something 0.95

01:38:03.740 that sucks but you can put reflective paint on it and shit like the what do you have the metal flake 0.98

01:38:11.500 the metal flake shiny like rhinestone looking like a rhinestone cowboy great all right 1.00

01:38:19.180 you can have some tussles that's right scotching lady 1.00

01:38:24.540 absolutely let's go let's get me back into some wrestling i'll totally be a female wrestling jobber 1.00

01:38:30.940 i'll be the job squad i'll yeah i don't need to win just getting to show up i'm already winning 0.96

01:38:42.460 you gotta have tussles where the titties are in your shirt on your leather 0.99

01:38:47.100 you know shiny friggin it's gotta be shiny it's gotta be the most gayest flamiest flamer 1.00

01:38:57.100 all right then we'll go with the macho man tranny savage then because that's the best way to do that 1.00

01:39:01.820 it all right yeah gotta have the colors too they go with the the flag

01:39:10.620 jesus

01:39:13.100 for real i mean you know it actually it does uh i mean speaking about the sports and that in the

01:39:17.820 olympics i'm shocked that so many people still are watching it it's gotten so fake and gay and just 0.99

01:39:23.100 it's not even not even about the athletes anymore

01:39:28.300 i'll go give these guys they're working on a holiday give me two seconds

01:39:34.300 yeah but it's not really a holiday though the firefighters he's gonna go and yell at the firefighters 1.00

01:39:43.340 i guess yeah don't be fire don't be fighting fires on holidays you let them motherfuckers burn 1.00

01:39:48.860 hell all right there we go i can be andy kaufman yeah that's right actually yeah yeah i'll just 1.00

01:39:57.660 fucking wear that little like pantsuit or whatever the fuck andy kaufman was wearing when he was 0.99

01:40:01.900 wrestling ladies jesus christ right but no fat ladies sorry no no that's not allowed 1.00

01:40:09.980 i'm uh i'm a lightweight right i had to razz the guys because they're working next door again i'm

01:40:17.340 like what are you doing man would have been a perfect day for golfing or fishing it would have

01:40:21.740 been the perfect weather it was a nice breeze wasn't too hot you didn't sweat your 1.00

01:40:27.420 fucking nads off sorry for swearing so fuck them up 1.00

01:40:30.060 golf would be a primary right now 1.00

01:40:33.980 oh what well the wind would have been a challenge right because it was kind of breathing because

01:40:39.580 that but i'm not complaining because we had a actual breeze today man oh my god it was awesome

01:40:45.580 like yes there's the breeze that we haven't had for like you know last four or five days

01:40:52.940 i don't mind the nice weather man i'm not complaining but because we waited so long to have a nice

01:40:58.220 summer and we we have one this is a pretty good summer so far knock on wood but to have sunshine

01:41:05.100 and a breeze at the same time it's like yay it's like awesome it's like peanut butter and jam man

01:41:14.540 that's true it's been really nice though yeah four stringers got it it's a perfect day 0.94

01:41:20.780 for fucking off yeah every day is a good day for fucking off though yeah let's be real 0.98

01:41:27.740 off to where should i fuck anywhere whatever yeah just like anywhere i might go fishing here in a bit 0.99

01:41:39.260 actually 0.98

01:41:43.500 yeah i cut the grass i think and i cut the grass yesterday yesterday or the day before what day

01:41:48.700 did i do that yesterday front back i got all my outside stuff done stuff to do a couple loads of

01:41:55.260 laundry i got all the kitchen cleaned up bathroom cleaned spare bedrooms

01:42:03.500 yeah maybe i'll go float this afternoon

01:42:06.860 it's supposed to rain except for i did nothing except for get my kitty's love back

01:42:12.300 because i had one really pissed off kitty when i came home all right that's what happens when you 1.00

01:42:18.780 leave them yeah she was not happy they have attitude man they do oh you have no idea like zina okay 0.99

01:42:26.780 zina she's the idiot so she's like immediately loved me but wouldn't stop meowing at me just followed me 1.00

01:42:33.260 everywhere for like a day and a half just constantly bitching that i left missed you um and then cooter 1.00

01:42:39.900 happily made um wanted nothing to do with me

01:42:44.220 for like a day and a half just stayed under my bed didn't even come out didn't care she's she's all upset 1.00

01:42:53.820 so don't leave your cats for two weeks i guess it's the

01:43:04.700 they don't they don't care if you set them up with food or not no they'll get mad at you just because

01:43:10.140 they're cats yeah yeah see it's supposed to be raining here later but i don't know what's going to happen

01:43:17.820 yeah it's been skirting us here in hamilton keg is not that far 40 minutes away they're on the way

01:43:29.100 yeah we might get it so maybe well if it rains i can't cut my grass what can i say

01:43:37.020 yeah exactly i just have to go out and close up the jeep you're just hoping

01:43:41.820 all right you're just like come on rain let's go make it rain maybe i'll go float in the pool

01:43:48.540 native friends you can get to do a dance

01:43:52.620 i feel like more people should do the indian dance we should go up to ash weekend and tell

01:43:56.300 them to do some more rain dances because we haven't had any rain here

01:44:01.180 you ever been to a powwow up there yeah did you yeah it's pretty neat yeah it is i like it yeah i've

01:44:08.860 been to one there and i've been i haven't been out there but yeah i can do a couple different ones

01:44:13.820 it's kind of neat yeah i've been to some locally here i even got into a drum circle once which was

01:44:19.740 kind of an awkward feeling but it was cool well you can keep the beat man that's all you gotta do

01:44:27.740 yeah well no it's just awkward because i was the only white guy

01:44:32.540 cool but since i'm since you're the only white guy that's when you should start 0.99

01:44:35.340 fucking with the beat because they're going down down down yeah 1.00

01:44:42.940 i'm not i'm not gonna fuck with their shit deep in their own territory outnumbered all right 1.00

01:44:49.580 don't do that they don't like they don't like being disrespected they they get very 1.00

01:44:56.140 i don't know offended you know imagine

01:44:58.460 like they're a tradition they're very it was fun though like they're sensitive yes they're sensitive

01:45:09.020 yeah i could probably use a new one too and this one's probably gonna be needing some duct tape here

01:45:13.580 at some point i don't even need a fucking fire i got a chair made for short people at my office 0.97

01:45:20.620 oh my god of course you do 0.98

01:45:24.540 because she's wee she's a little limp it seriously she's late 1.00

01:45:32.300 excuse me you're a sicilian limpid 1.00

01:45:36.140 canadian sicilian limpid there you go 0.99

01:45:39.420 i forgot what a fucking lipid is but it's an insult to fucking short people i know uh 0.99

01:45:48.940 yeah what you remember what a limp it is yeah i forgot it is a german word for something that just 0.97

01:45:55.500 insults people tiny people i can't remember what it is i should ask you we

01:46:02.940 limp it a limp it a limp it that's a german word i don't know yeah i don't know 0.82

01:46:08.540 it's a fruit or vegetable or something i don't fucking know or i don't i i can't remember well 0.91

01:46:14.220 here let's see yeah

01:46:22.300 technology oh she's checking she's checking right now for you press

01:46:28.220 i forgot i like to make sure that our information is accurate i wonder i always wondered why the waitress

01:46:34.860 at the austrian german restaurant used to get so pissed off when someone called her little limpet 1.00

01:46:40.060 and then i found out what limp it was and i was like yeah i could see how she well i mean it sounds

01:46:44.460 like an insult i can tell you that right now it sounds cute but i think it's it does not sound

01:46:49.660 cute at all that sounds like a legit insult little limpet uh it was funny at the time

01:47:00.700 yeah yeah that hat is pretty short

01:47:04.460 knapschneck is the german word i don't know i don't know how to use my phone so

01:47:10.620 probably see we do need a doings let me see if i can find 100 we need a doings

01:47:21.020 there's no question here

01:47:27.340 we're uh low budget we're uh no marketing we got no no tech department we got we might we might as

01:47:35.500 well i have chris in charge of our attack

01:47:43.260 what i don't know what are you doing chris it's a seashell it's a seashell apparently

01:47:51.580 so it's like a clam a little limp it so you're like a clam that's weird no that's not it 0.99

01:47:57.980 that's stupid that's stupid sorry i was just looking sounded to me like you just couldn't get 0.99

01:48:03.660 heard that's all but it's all silly talk you guys are having a better conversation before i jumped 1.00

01:48:08.700 on here i should i can i should probably fuck off 0.99

01:48:15.900 i i i'll make shit go sideways i don't mean to but just 0.98

01:48:19.980 i don't know rural roots internet just went out that's uh karma for not uh chris goes right off 0.83

01:48:26.860 the rails i kind of do he does i love it though i don't mean there's a napkin no we expect it though

01:48:38.540 i can't figure out my phone to save my life so i got i got nothing i'm way too boomery with my phone

01:48:45.740 i tried to figure it out and it's like no you're stupid so i can speak in german but i feel like 0.81

01:48:51.980 hitler might tell me from the game but that's about all i got sorry kids 0.98

01:48:58.620 what is good oh yeah we were talking about flirting and and pushing your limits with what like when

01:49:05.660 when it's kind of like because i like my my wife knows me man we've been together for almost 30 years

01:49:12.300 and she knows my sense of humor and when i'm a dickhead and when i'm yes when you're crossing

01:49:22.060 the line and when you're not right other people don't see it that way they see it as like i'm 0.95

01:49:26.780 disrespecting her and shit well then they don't know you yeah but michelle no like michelle knows man 0.96

01:49:34.860 she knows like i'm fucking just being an arsehole right like yeah you would never disrespect her 0.99

01:49:40.940 no um and i wouldn't take anybody else doing it either there's two guys in my neighborhood my 0.99

01:49:47.420 neighbors i have to have a little chat with by the way you know um they said some inappropriate things

01:49:54.540 to her and uh i'm not gonna go chasing them down i know where they're not but you'll handle it around

01:50:00.540 yeah i'm gonna have a little we're gonna have some words right you know i'm not waving to you like

01:50:05.980 you know when you drive by anymore it's like so it's like no we need to have yep a little tip

01:50:14.460 chat but what you said is uh where'd she go chill come here please yeah it's it's one thing to like

01:50:23.820 you said like it's one thing to be flirty and and and you know yeah on a on a friendship level but

01:50:28.860 then when you take it to another level and it's disrespectful that's when it's not appropriate

01:50:33.020 right like what do you mean and uncomfortable it's not okay yeah right you know what i mean

01:50:38.860 but words matter and this is yes tell them what uh john said to you and then what uh oh yeah okay

01:50:47.420 so the neighbor pulls up says i have been not friendly he goes so when do we get some private time

01:50:51.100 together yeah exactly he said i'm married and he goes no never no and then it says well i'm married too

01:51:04.780 so and i'm like like no no so i'm like well no that's that's freaking out

01:51:11.420 hey gross and then the other guy was walking his dog and he goes yeah i know we'd like to go home with

01:51:17.580 michelle too you're like yeah yeah there's two inappropriate comments that is so inappropriate 0.99

01:51:26.380 what the fuck like i've said some inappropriate shit my back in my day and then and i'll catch 0.98

01:51:31.980 myself like whoa that came out wrong i didn't mean yeah like how many how many months are you along and 0.99

01:51:37.420 they're not pregnant like that's like that's worse you do i think but that's funny right but i mean

01:51:45.420 you don't but yeah you don't you don't say that there's certain things you say when you definitely

01:51:54.380 want to get in someone's pants and there's it's interesting too how people think that and we've

01:52:00.220 talked to johnny and i talked about this before on stream how people for some reason think that it's

01:52:06.540 appropriate to talk to other people like that all of a sudden like i don't feel like this happened

01:52:11.260 20 years ago well right i feel like people have just become so bold and it's like that you only

01:52:20.380 live once or whatever kind of mentality where it's like people have have no respect or regard for

01:52:27.340 other people's like for boundaries around other people's relationships or or or whatever that's

01:52:33.260 really weird to me like i find it just so like it's abhorrent behavior i get hit in the face a lot 0.90

01:52:42.140 that's so good stupid should hurt i have a reset button right here michelle gives everybody permission 0.95

01:52:47.180 to fucking hit it sure i mean yeah i mean right now yeah i always need a reset every once in a while 0.99

01:52:55.980 i'll fucking it helps yes for sure i understand i'm just i feel like there's a a weird mentality now 0.98

01:53:04.940 where people just seem to think that it's like everything is on the table you know again it goes 0.93

01:53:10.620 back to the you know the the name of the stream but you know frauds like i think that there's there's

01:53:16.220 people who misrepresent themselves in that way again like people who are in relationships will

01:53:20.780 misrepresent themselves as not being in relationships or is having different parameters

01:53:25.740 in said relationship so that they can play the field it does happen yeah it's abhorrent and some 0.98

01:53:33.660 guys are just fucking horny can i say yeah but grow up yes they should like that's the thing like if 0.96

01:53:40.700 you've got something at home then that's what you have at home yeah you shouldn't be knocking on 1.00

01:53:45.020 someone else's door looking to try their fucking meal because you have your own food at home 0.99

01:53:51.420 don't go looking for someone else's food if you've got a table that's set for two at home 1.00

01:53:56.140 just like bad hat harriet says you can look at the buns you can't grab the hot dog 0.94

01:54:01.500 there you go exactly

01:54:06.780 people are too comfortable with sitting at someone else's table

01:54:11.660 and i think that's really

01:54:12.940 i'm not comfortable sitting at someone else's table man i'm comfortable with my own 0.94

01:54:17.100 fucking table exactly but there's a lot of people who have no problem sitting down at someone else's 0.94

01:54:22.220 table like that's all i like yeah yeah it's good food fucking right but i always felt weird when i 0.98

01:54:28.860 was a kid eating at someone else's house and it's like it's not my home it's like you have to watch 0.99

01:54:34.860 you yeah well you certainly don't fuck you don't fuck someone else's wife no you never cut another 1.00

01:54:39.900 man's crap that's exactly what i'm saying eating at another man's table is the same it's the same 1.00

01:54:45.180 analogy like you never cut that's right it's the it's same thing like you don't you don't do that 0.99

01:54:51.660 like there's too many people yeah but people are way too comfortable with that and like what trad

01:54:58.620 wife says like i mean jokes is one thing right i mean let's face it there's a there's a few of us

01:55:03.900 especially up here right now um self-included that love to crack a joke yeah um but i think

01:55:12.460 yeah and i i think that we do it in a way that it's obvious that it's a joke and it's just to get

01:55:18.300 that laugh right yeah which to me that's fine um it's when you start to border into seriousness 0.92

01:55:25.500 that's the problem i already take it too far because some people will fucking um they joke around like uh 0.95

01:55:33.420 you know like with the kind of thing but they'll keep doing it like like no like okay we got it you're 0.95

01:55:41.020 you're being you're being funny uh but you don't keep going on with it right because now it gets creepy

01:55:48.300 right well and those those are the ones to me those are the ones that they're just hiding behind

01:55:56.700 it being a joke right they're hoping that if they just keep saying it that it'll happen

01:56:02.780 yeah yeah and that if you're not going to do it well it was just a joke yeah yeah

01:56:09.020 yeah you know because i'm guilty doing that myself a couple times jesus christ zach 0.98

01:56:18.620 what the fuck at a swingers party with a liberal party cabinet or a swingers party at a migrant 0.97

01:56:23.980 hotel with some frenchies what's behind door number three like i don't like i don't like the sound of 1.00

01:56:31.420 blame throwers and hand grenades can i choose death by the masturbation machine yes yeah can i choose 1.00

01:56:38.460 helen keller as my dentist fuck like 1.00

01:56:49.180 that's fucking hilarious well according according to my according to my uh twitter feed the muslims 1.00

01:56:55.340 would prefer the geese apparently there's some going down in bangladesh right now 0.99

01:57:01.580 yeah they're uh rounding up hindus and burning their homes down and all sorts of stuff 1.00

01:57:14.620 oh

01:57:17.580 i can't say that i'm surprised let me listen people aren't perfect there is no such thing as a perfect

01:57:24.540 human being people will be dishonest people will lie but for the most part i like to think that

01:57:31.660 most people try to be good they try to you know be a good person an honest person i like to think

01:57:39.980 i would like to think that most people would like this is the thing i'm not seeing it but this is exactly

01:57:46.060 this is the thing chris like people are very are very quick to not tell the truth 0.99

01:57:53.180 like and exactly like like kathy said you know stay the away from other people's partners

01:58:00.860 you would think that's an easy one you would think but it's and exactly people are used to keyboard

01:58:07.980 interactions you know and it's in when you put that in real life it's not the same well i mean 0.96

01:58:14.140 like you don't it's when you fucking when you switch from conversation to conversation to conversation 0.98

01:58:19.660 on the internet no big deal like you act like that's just disposable that's not the way it works with 0.97

01:58:25.100 real life like that's when you do that that's not the way real life works you don't just get to 0.75

01:58:31.980 fucking open the garbage and put someone in there because you think you're done with them 0.99

01:58:35.580 mm-hmm they're human beings like holy shit i mean there's a lot of selfishness involved with a lot 1.00

01:58:43.660 of people right um sure and and and and trying to create an image publicly versus what they are 0.99

01:58:51.420 privately as well right you get busted cheated man that's reality's gonna slap you in the 1.00

01:58:56.540 fucking face right quick now you're now you're fucking in a whole different fucking room over here 1.00

01:59:01.580 now uh you know there's layers and now you're splitting up and like that you're fucking sleeping 1.00

01:59:07.820 on your buddy's couch hopefully oh fuck you're fucked like don't really it's kind of dumb like 1.00

01:59:15.980 you had a good thing don't fuck it up just think with this head not the other head my god a lot of 1.00

01:59:21.660 guys have a hard time doing that yeah it can be tough sometimes i mean yeah be real but at the same

01:59:29.500 time though like it i don't think i've ever had a problem with that in situations where i know

01:59:35.660 that thinking with that other particular one is going to be crossing a line or um doing something

01:59:43.260 that really shouldn't be taking place this is a very good point so here's the thing now i've had this

01:59:56.140 conversation a lot over the last couple of months because if you think about it now y'all think about

02:00:06.060 this very seriously all right we're all here we all met each other and we're all sort of we all gravitate

02:00:17.260 towards each other because we all are very low trust people we've all had our trust betrayed to

02:00:26.620 such a degree that we are very very low trust individuals right like we're all the type of

02:00:34.140 people where we're like it takes us a long time to trust people because we've all been

02:00:37.740 over so much that's what kind of brought us all together right so it's one of all of all exactly but

02:00:45.260 all of us are very you know we're all because we because of how we all come together because

02:00:51.500 we're all from different places and we all sort of meet in the in in different ways you have to have

02:00:57.020 a certain level of trust to be able to meet people in this way right so you trust people in a certain way

02:01:04.220 and that's how you get to sort of become involved with people like this right in this in this environment

02:01:11.180 in this community whatever but that's the other way that you put people in a position of trust that

02:01:17.420 don't deserve it so we're also at the as at the same time as being the like he said the juxtaposition

02:01:24.860 of this conversation is that we are we are we all trust each other because we have to but we're all

02:01:31.340 very very very low trust individuals because we've all been over so much we're just careful in what we

02:01:38.380 trust right um of course because of how we you know we've all been sort of treated similarly which

02:01:47.820 is i think what brings us together is what it brings yeah i just i like again going back like 0.97

02:01:53.740 i went to so many fucking schools going up as a kid and i think that added to my bullshitting 0.98

02:01:59.820 fucking detector right yeah yeah um you see people for who they are all the jobs different jobs i mean i 0.99

02:02:06.460 worked with thousands of different tradesmen over the years man yeah like uh you know a professional 0.99

02:02:11.740 and a bullshitter when you fucking see one it's not hard yep um and there's a lot of people like 0.92

02:02:20.620 you said chris there's a lot of people like us and that's sort of we found each other in this way 0.99

02:02:26.460 because this brought us together because of our distrust of everything and everybody and everything

02:02:31.580 that was going on and all of the bullshit and it sort of brought us all together right and then

02:02:36.700 now we're in this position where it's like it's been we've all been together for a couple of years 0.60

02:02:41.340 now right most of us and this is where you start to realize where the people who are hiding behind

02:02:49.740 something that isn't real and the people who are real yeah like macho man said cream rises to the top 0.99

02:02:56.540 yeah yeah you yeah you'll you'll uh like you you'll find out the phonies and the fucking fakers and the 1.00

02:03:05.980 bullshitters and the fucking shit disturbers you'll find that you can weed them out pretty easily man 1.00

02:03:12.300 like like you can tell when someone's genuine or not man like fucking it's not it doesn't take long 1.00

02:03:18.220 it's almost like like if someone told me they're a painter and i hired somebody and i they said they're a 0.98

02:03:23.020 painter i can tell within five minutes if you're a fucking painter or not you know what i mean like 0.98

02:03:27.420 or if someone or if i watch an electrician or if i watch another trade i can tell if they're 0.99

02:03:31.980 professional of what they do or not because i've seen it so many times i can tell when someone's a

02:03:36.460 bullshitter or they're not you know like i can you that detector you get with a great experience

02:03:45.180 you know i'm not bragging i'm just saying trauma and that too yes because we've all been through 0.97

02:03:51.020 shit you get your spidey senses yeah yeah you also you also kind of learn how to like read people's 0.98

02:03:56.940 energy too right yeah and you too man like uh and and the eye and shit you know what i mean and 0.99

02:04:05.020 this is what i'm saying this is where we're at that point where we've all known each other we're 0.71

02:04:09.580 hanging out in real life you know you can't hide behind a an online persona when it comes to doing

02:04:17.260 things in real life right and that's where reading people's body language like johnny said and things

02:04:22.140 like that come into play because it's like you can't like when when people are are are being dishonest

02:04:29.020 and distrustful and things like that you can see that you can read that on people because they reek of 0.70

02:04:36.140 it like it's not hard you can't bullshit the guy in the mirror no you can't absolutely right you can 0.59

02:04:43.500 try and i mean i know i tried for years um i tried to get myself for a long long time right

02:04:55.820 but that's just it you can look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you're okay

02:04:59.740 you know you can tell yourself all of those things and we've had these conversations before where it's

02:05:03.740 like you know we all sit there and you know you can you can say

02:05:14.380 again people will pretend like everything is okay and it's not and i for one i'm one of those people

02:05:22.140 who will constantly when anybody asks if you know how you doing great everything's good

02:05:28.460 everything's okay everything's okay that's right and everything is not okay no it's never okay it's

02:05:36.780 not even remotely okay but we act like it's okay but you know what man but you but you know what guys

02:05:44.700 at the end of the day i can look at myself in the mirror every single night i can look at myself and

02:05:51.740 know that i'm still i'm moving with integrity and how i even though everything isn't okay i'm still

02:05:59.020 trying like you know i'm not hurting anybody no and you're all right i can look at myself in the mirror

02:06:07.180 but i know other people can't and that's where it's yeah that sucks i can't imagine living with that

02:06:12.700 burden yeah it's got to be heavy i look at myself i got a beard now so i'm like i'm checking out my beard

02:06:20.940 more and i'm like hey i got a beard now it's weird i never had a beard before

02:06:29.660 it's pulley yeah i keep doing this like it's it's distinguished

02:06:40.060 but yeah not all dags are created equal or have integrity as home said said behavior

02:06:46.700 conduct and patterns tell a lot more than stories or fake image that's exactly it how people move

02:06:52.860 and how people how people act and how you know that's that's that's 0.98

02:06:59.980 just try to be a good motherfucker it's all i gotta do man like just be a good person and if you can't 0.99

02:07:05.180 be honest about it yeah say i fucked up i need help it's so much easier to be honest 0.99

02:07:11.420 honestly like it actually is man like honestly it's super easy to just be genuine because you

02:07:18.140 don't have to worry about being found out you don't have to worry about keeping up an appearance

02:07:23.900 just tell the truth yeah right don't be a neck beard it gets itchy okay 0.99

02:07:30.140 it's like a fucking neck beard it comes all the way down my neck it's it's well groomed and settled 1.00

02:07:41.420 at home for a fucking neck beard neckbeards are those guys got a fucking their hair grows around 1.00

02:07:45.820 their neck all the way around and it's like all one it's like a helmet yeah the meat and potatoes that 1.00

02:07:51.180 happens on uh i dated an italian guy once and from like here up i was like normal and then all of a

02:07:57.980 a sudden the shirt came off and it was like oh my god what is happening what am i supposed to do with

02:08:03.820 this like but well there's a lot of meat and potatoes sometimes where it's like it's like hamburger

02:08:11.820 meat you know i don't know i don't know how it's explained i like a man with fur don't get me wrong

02:08:17.260 but sometimes there's a lot of things happening there and you're like what see yeah like that that 0.96

02:08:23.180 is an acceptable man nipples koala mama want to see nipples earlier i think she said in chat way 1.00

02:08:32.780 earlier i'm glad that it's yours was it her or you i don't know so it was in the chat she wanted to see 0.99

02:08:40.620 nipples i don't know when koala not mama yeah apparently bad hat harriet does too yeah i could have 0.96

02:08:48.220 the one i can't remember someone wanted to see nipples and he's like okay i just forgot until now 0.98

02:08:55.260 and then you were mentioning hairy chest so i'm like okay sorry um do you paint naked

02:09:02.220 you know i don't doubt that actually i feel like that should be a youtube segment where you have like 0.87

02:09:09.740 where pixelated over your butthole no just just have like a vase or something strategically placed so it

02:09:16.940 just covers up something covers up what needs to be and you can just bob rocks your way through 0.98

02:09:23.980 i body painted girls twice and that was about it but naked yeah they're naked i used to do tattoos 0.99

02:09:31.900 i've seen all kinds of ass and tit were you naked though me no yeah i feel like we should we should 0.95

02:09:39.260 start a give send go to collect money so that chris can do a naked painting stream right so i just i 0.99

02:09:48.860 paint naked no one's gonna no i don't want people to see my wiener man no one's gonna see your wiener 0.98

02:09:54.540 like johnny said we're gonna strategically place it you can call it chris's cock and a smock 1.00

02:09:59.820 put a sock on it and smocks we can have a bunch of you there knob ross oh oh no knob ross yes 0.99

02:10:12.780 yes yes oh my god the next hobie is gonna be a knob a special knob ross segment

02:10:28.860 welcome to naked painting with chris you know that that would be a great only fans knob ross

02:10:34.780 oh yeah all right and at the end like you can just like i don't know there's all sorts of happy

02:10:42.060 little accidents that could happen there there's so many happy accidents yeah the house of bad naked

02:10:48.860 paintings there we go it's terrible jesus god this is amazing i think this is a great idea let's do it

02:10:57.660 yeah yeah we're crowdsourcing new uh new stream ideas let's go no you're perfect oh maybe it'll be

02:11:07.340 kind of funny though right naked painting with knob ross let's go oh we'll get you a little jew pro 0.95

02:11:15.340 that you can wear yeah 1.00

02:11:22.460 pro camera on your dick 1.00

02:11:24.940 strap a gopro to it you attach a paint brush to it 1.00

02:11:32.620 do a little flexi with the you know 0.99

02:11:36.220 paint shit write your name 0.99

02:11:41.100 write my name with a gopro on it 0.99

02:11:47.100 i feel like we should definitely have an only fans for this 0.99

02:11:49.820 yeah the grow pro there you go oh my god it doubles as a cock ring too right that's amazing 0.99

02:12:01.260 jesus kathy 0.99

02:12:04.620 yeah i don't think we want to know zach 0.99

02:12:07.900 no it doubles as a cock ring so you keep that oh my god 0.99

02:12:11.740 damn it gets out of hand it gets out of hand so fast i can't even look at my fingernails god that's 1.00

02:12:17.420 so disgusting 1.00

02:12:20.220 what

02:12:27.420 unbelievable yeah we always we always go here next party i'm going to show up with one of those huge

02:12:34.460 rolls of that white paper the artist paper that's like four feet tall just

02:12:39.900 i can roll it out across the middle of the house and be like let's go 0.89

02:12:43.740 uh peppermint patsy apparently is an expert on penis painters 1.00

02:12:53.340 next up in the grip shop 0.98

02:12:56.620 dag penis painting how do you know if i'm going to pass it 0.93

02:12:59.980 it's a fast get your signed 1.00

02:13:04.460 god damn it 0.97

02:13:05.420 say that i have five times 0.98

02:13:08.460 knob ross

02:13:12.460 with a few pro camera all right oh jesus i can't handle you guys

02:13:20.620 oh god dolly painted with this yeah yeah apparently 0.98

02:13:26.060 there has that that has also happened yeah well arts arts a strange place let's let's just say that

02:13:35.420 right now um some of the things that have been done and sold and decasso decasso there you go

02:13:45.420 nice yeah chris is decasso now that's good

02:13:49.260 it's good oh that's good oh it'd be kind of funny to stand there you're just painting with your bird

02:13:58.940 just painting with your bird happy little tree over here it looks like a 0.94

02:14:03.900 older now looks like if you fucked it up 0.98

02:14:08.060 paint with your bird man come on you can't paint with your bird 0.76

02:14:11.980 well you can it's not it's not advisable like maybe

02:14:16.620 well if it's painter trump the other you're going to blow decasso

02:14:20.860 yeah yeah no you got to shave it up just you know i feel like i played twister once you don't

02:14:28.060 want to hear it ended with painting with body paints but i feel like that might not be the same type

02:14:34.140 of party so any who's all just going into the deep we're talking about painting and

02:14:42.620 so let's just derail it more right i mean i just went down that rabbit hole i don't know

02:14:49.100 god remember those days where you like put out like four fucking twister boards and it was like 0.95

02:14:53.740 who's got the mazola oil mazola twister i remember getting farted in the face playing twister we used 0.97

02:15:01.900 to think that was funny we do yeah yeah oh boy scotian lady

02:15:11.980 yeah and it's using white paint too

02:15:18.700 lord

02:15:22.060 that's what i'm gonna do for the next party we're playing mazola twister 0.83

02:15:25.180 twister was was weird but yeah no mazola twister oh i don't know what the fuck that is what is 0.97

02:15:33.180 that what the hell is that oh where you gear down to your like bra and underwear or bathing suit and 0.94

02:15:37.580 then you cover yourself in mazola oil like oh bench vegetable oil and it gets real slippery and

02:15:43.340 everybody slides around and you got to play twister with mazola oils come on you never played mazola

02:15:49.340 twister apparently if you fart during twister that's cheating oh well i guess you guys didn't go to the

02:15:57.980 same parties that i went to but we are now definitely doing mazola twister at my house

02:16:03.740 yeah yeah and then after we'll just go cool yeah well it's so hard to wash off man it's like man

02:16:11.660 i did that once with a chick way back way in the way back machine days 0.96

02:16:16.620 we had baby oil and we were in a fucking water bed we kept sliding up the fucking water into the edge 0.99

02:16:22.540 and we were all over the fucking place man it was the most awkward sex i ever had in my life 0.99

02:16:28.220 let's see he was angry that day and you couldn't wash it off 1.00

02:16:33.660 like it took a lot of time to get that shit off you and it was straight in your skin 0.99

02:16:39.180 and the last is not maple syrup oh boy what the is that oh come on no chris your stories are the best 1.00

02:16:49.340 fuck because what do you do i'm kidding wood waterbed so you're just stuck and you're like 0.99

02:16:55.660 you're drowning in the side of the edge of the waterbed 1.00

02:17:00.140 the 80s were a good time i agree 0.99

02:17:04.300 oh here we go sex story from ticasso 1.00

02:17:08.300 that's not gonna be your whole shtick you just go over all these stupid sex stories while painting 1.00

02:17:12.620 with your deck i don't know i don't know chicks are weird like she was a nurse or something this 1.00

02:17:19.900 is way way the way the back man before michelle i was before michelle just before michelle

02:17:28.300 yes i know you had it before me did you listen to scorpions at the same time

02:17:32.220 the waterbed and the baby oil though i i definitely was at that party yeah it was not

02:17:44.620 a good idea no ruin the pool filter if everyone gets in the pool all greased out i don't know would

02:17:51.500 it yeah that's why you just buy another it'll be good no just buy another pool filter it's just a

02:17:56.220 filter it's like 15 bucks just get another one i got a black room no it's good for oh he's not

02:18:02.940 ah it's mazola oil i'll just empty the pool out and put new water in really

02:18:09.340 jesus that's what we do here

02:18:12.860 that's amazing that's amazing

02:18:16.700 mazola twister that's what happens see it gets out of hand so fast

02:18:21.420 it was all chris's fault it was a happy accident

02:18:30.460 i just happened to slip when you now now i'm in this room and landed on his anyway

02:18:39.500 i can think of a couple of i would love to slip and fall on a couple things but

02:18:46.540 i mean that's the good part about boazola twister you just make sure that you

02:18:50.140 slip and fall on the right things otherwise it's fine yeah yeah

02:18:57.420 there might be a couple oh whoopsies and you're like well it's like take it out take it out take it

02:19:07.980 not that kind of oopsies you gotta have the clothes on i mean like like i said like you gotta have the

02:19:13.020 getch you gotta have the bras that underwears a piece of protection there if i can block it 1.00

02:19:18.540 just get dawn like for the ducks yeah that's what gets rid of the oil 100 percent

02:19:26.540 still takes a long time man oh my god like the dutch 1.00

02:19:30.300 yeah i did that once i'll just i'll get one of those big gallon things of dawn and then i'll just hose

02:19:38.220 everybody down in the backyard how's that sound it'll be like a power wash thing like just i'll

02:19:44.700 squirt dawn on you lather up i'll power wash everyone down yeah you need a power washer man

02:19:50.460 to get that off because it's annoying to get off man it is if you guys are lucky maybe i'll

02:19:56.780 set the cages up outside too and then we can make it like a real party we'll just have a cage match 0.82

02:20:01.660 exactly it puts the lotion on the skin all right that's not full okay look at you all stocked up

02:20:09.420 and shit see she knows what's up that stuff is like you can use that blue dawn for anything it's really 0.96

02:20:15.020 good oh and there's the lightning and the thunder oh no shit down your way yeah 0.99

02:20:21.980 yeah so it's coming my way the doors are off the jeep so feel it too that means it's gonna get 0.98

02:20:32.700 washed on the inside yeah shit just changed the sun fucked off it just got dark um yeah yeah it's 0.97

02:20:38.780 coming in off lake erie so it's coming in hot yeah it just got really dark here too the radar can 0.99

02:20:43.900 you see what's going to go hit the hammer yeah i can check thanks man

02:20:47.580 i need a beer it says it's i'm under a severe thunderstorm warning

02:20:56.700 my neighbor rides motorcycle 39 and there's five different weather racks they use and they

02:21:01.980 all say five different things yeah yeah it's funny oh yeah it's good yep yes chris it's coming right

02:21:07.900 above you guys at the same time as me so it's like a line that hits me and you guys at the same time

02:21:12.620 so you guys are about

02:21:17.740 it's coming in about 30 minutes yeah 50 yeah 30 minutes it's going to be on top of you guys maybe

02:21:25.820 a little bit less but the storm itself but 35 minutes is that enough time to cut the grass

02:21:32.380 like no it's just uh it would take me just a couple extra minutes can't do it nope nope it's

02:21:46.620 actually 40. we don't have to cut the front

02:21:53.580 oh um there are definitely still hotel rooms that have those vibrating beds in them for sure in 1.00

02:21:59.500 niagara falls you can still get the vibrating beds yeah they're weird i always wondered about that

02:22:04.060 i guess why really like are you for someone who's sore or something like maybe or it's not a sex thing 0.50

02:22:13.980 i don't know like really like i can vibrate the bread bed by myself i don't need the bed to vibrate 1.00

02:22:20.860 like fucking i'll do that like i'll put the fucking thing to the fucking wall oh there you go but 1.00

02:22:26.460 uh i don't i never got the vibrating bed unless you're like fucking tense after a hard long day's 1.00

02:22:31.340 drive and shit yeah i mean you just drove for an hour you want to fucking relax your muscles like 0.99

02:22:37.020 that would be awesome but other than that i don't i don't get the whole fucking sex vibrating bed thing 1.00

02:22:42.380 connection yeah yeah the vibrating beds like back in the day were funny like i mean again like it was 0.99

02:22:47.580 more of like a yeah i mean then again they did come out in a period of time where psychedelics were pretty

02:22:52.220 popular i was just gonna say like there's i could add something to do with it enhancing yeah yeah i have

02:22:58.860 a vibrating bed for my back now that like vibrates and heats up like a tempur-pedic

02:23:11.500 she'd feel like she's in danger under a mirror or in a vibrating bed 0.78

02:23:15.340 yeah yeah once you've done acid then you look around and you like you realize like

02:23:21.980 there are how many other people that were on acid because yeah like the ones that spin like i i've

02:23:27.580 been in the beds that spin around like those ones are fun no but in movies and then culture and other

02:23:35.660 people like once you've dropped and you fucking tripped out you can kind of see like where where some 0.94

02:23:43.260 people got their designs from and shit absolutely like their ideas and stuff however game i see me 0.95

02:23:53.180 i think there's a lot of people in acid back in the 70s man 80s of course yeah

02:23:59.740 i wouldn't idea it's true you know they were in marketing and they were in you know design and

02:24:05.260 you could see it oh jesus man what you're freaking chronic

02:24:17.020 did chris get a new mic did you get a new mic chris no

02:24:22.220 do i have to i don't know i remember patsy was asking i know i i do i at the very least need new

02:24:28.700 cord anyway that's why i'm using this headset right now but it'll do for now oh the old mirrors on the

02:24:34.300 ceiling yeah well those are cool that's all right saying you check yourself out you're like you're 0.99

02:24:39.580 like ah or she's doing reverse cowgirl and you're like slapping her in the ass and you're looking up 0.99

02:24:44.380 yourself going my god my god are you having a high five moment i've had those that is that is where 0.99

02:24:54.940 we're at right now all right jesus christ yeah right right at a hand try and provide some substance here

02:25:06.540 i mean quality family show yeah of course gather the kids around you know absolutely about mirrors

02:25:13.980 and vibrating beds and it's just a really fun summer camp i guess i don't i don't know yeah

02:25:24.620 definitely speaking of fun though i was just around and trying to check in on our uk friends

02:25:31.020 so in their infinite wisdom that they're going to release at least 500 prisoners early next week

02:25:38.860 to make room for rioters who have been arrested yeah yeah and guess guess who those prisoners are 0.76

02:25:46.620 of what well they're not the muslim hordes walking around with the machetes and clubs 1.00

02:25:52.300 they're gonna be letting that white guys they're gonna be letting out the sticker guy who got two years 0.70

02:25:56.540 for putting stickers up they got two million um well and this is what i think is really actually kind 0.97

02:26:03.260 of fucking incredibly stupid about it though is uh i know he and tom played a clip from all the 0.98

02:26:09.260 prime minister there um and he's talking about there's no two-tier policing meanwhile as groups of white 1.00

02:26:17.900 people move around without weapons they're getting beat and attacked by dogs and groups of muslims 1.00

02:26:24.300 are roaming around with machetes and clubs and all sorts of people yeah that's what it looks like

02:26:30.540 here too something just hit the back of my house nice yeah the wind just picked right the up yeah

02:26:37.500 i think i might have to go put the doors on the jeep um because yeah for sure oh it's going sideways

02:26:43.340 i'll be right back this storm's coming fast man okay i wish it was coming here we were supposed to get

02:26:49.900 one we were under a warning and whatnot and it looked like it was coming but we got nothing out there

02:26:56.460 right now the rain hasn't hit yet but the wind's just fucking kicking yeah i love a good song i'll sit 0.91

02:27:02.860 out on the balcony and smoke a joint oh let's pull them in

02:27:07.660 what something about what what was that last part what what you just said i'd love to sit on the

02:27:19.420 balcony and smoke a joint during a storm yeah yeah that's a good idea yeah i used to go to the beach

02:27:25.340 actually i mean that was a great place to watch storms roll in and the waves and shit yeah and just 0.93

02:27:31.180 all like especially like the lightning over the lake and shit it just looked really cool and yeah you 0.60

02:27:35.900 yeah you get a nice clear view so you can see all the light control yeah right it was a good time 0.70

02:27:43.100 i love the rainy night such a beautiful sun let's see rain the thunder lights out the sky

02:27:51.980 roller route says it's still carrying on there it's been a good hour now yeah we we've gotten

02:27:57.180 absolutely nothing here no it's like there's definitely coming here we're about to get it i can feel it i can 0.91

02:28:03.100 see it i can smell it it's like yep we're gonna get fucking dumped on here i just don't know when 0.97

02:28:10.380 soon it's coming it's definitely coming 0.99

02:28:17.340 right now i'd be getting the fuck off the water like great quick 0.95

02:28:21.580 yeah it's all missing us that's good 0.98

02:28:23.980 it is coming towards you guys though that's for sure yeah it's hitting us right now

02:28:33.020 i hate that i hate getting missed by the storms i love the storms i love the breeze man i love how

02:28:38.140 the temperature drops you can open up the windows and the doors and just let that air flow right through

02:28:43.900 man yeah yeah and i agree real roots uh absolutely like for me it was like you're on it and yeah like

02:28:51.580 watching them come in across is absolutely awesome there comes a point where they get a little too

02:28:58.700 close though maybe the hail starts coming it's time to go but oh i've had lightning strike what probably

02:29:06.540 40 feet away it'll be the closest 40 feet away from me a tree line behind my cousin's house um

02:29:16.540 it man it tree it scared the fucking shit out of any land uh no guy's actually been hit by lightning 0.97

02:29:24.380 yeah it's crazy yeah yeah didn't sound like it was very fun for him 0.98

02:29:30.380 it would not be fun at all no this guy's got super bad luck though he's also shot himself in the

02:29:40.860 foot before um yeah he was out he was out in quebec hunting wolves and he tripped and didn't have

02:29:47.420 a safety on that happens yeah i can blew a hole in his foot yeah well that'll learn you i guess yeah 0.99

02:29:56.300 right fuck around find out that would be so painful though you got so many bones in your feet too 0.98

02:30:04.140 it never ever really properly heals it won't right lucky he didn't lose his foot yeah well and he's got 0.99

02:30:10.940 a you have to have like vol income every week and do the fucking bandages and it's it oh he's still 0.98

02:30:18.780 healing yeah it's like it's it's brutal yeah i'm so fast it's coming down wait what is that real 0.99

02:30:35.100 the event planner for the olympic ceremony was struck dead by i'm looking that up right now

02:30:39.340 okay you better not don't be coming in here with your fraudulent statements on me who frauds uh

02:30:52.300 event planner it's not funny if it happens it's sad but i mean it's like

02:31:02.060 no leave it all the way tight please i'll do it if you want

02:31:05.660 it open it all the way all the way as far as you can right and then lock it there you go excellent

02:31:14.380 no if it when hits it too much it'll just drop the washer and it'll close by itself

02:31:20.700 never mind step away from the door it's pretty good yes i see something on tick tock but i can't

02:31:27.500 say i'm not allowed to won't let me look at tick tock stuff

02:31:38.860 wonder how long it's going to take for me to go back on obi

02:31:42.780 how long did you get nuked for i don't know i don't even know i'm eating a protein bar sorry guys i'm

02:31:48.940 serving yeah give her 1.00

02:31:55.980 it's real fucking crazy out there that was a patio chair that smashed into the back of my house by the 0.56

02:32:01.980 way wow not yours i take it yeah one of my ears yeah one of the plastic ones 0.98

02:32:10.540 oh shit resin whatever like the the muskoka chair oh okay yeah 0.98

02:32:17.260 holy 1.00

02:32:17.660 fuck that's pretty good well open your freaking blinds so we can see no it's lightning oh is it well 1.00

02:32:31.100 oh there's the stairs the thunder 1.00

02:32:34.700 yeah well it's gonna be hitting me here not too long after you yeah you're about 10 minutes

02:32:41.340 yeah unfortunately it uh seems that that may not be may not be the case i made some

02:32:51.260 and added a big crumbles of blue cheese in it we still have to bake it what did you do blue cheese

02:32:57.820 big chunks of blue cheese if if you're a blue cheese person i love blue cheese 0.99

02:33:03.020 i'm a huge chunk of my fridge more of a yellow cheese kind of guy you're retarded it's like it's 0.98

02:33:11.820 like a buffalo wings with blue cheese right so i should charge my phone you're right actually it's

02:33:18.940 funny because she said that i looked at my phone and realized i'm at 19 yeah thank you thank you friend

02:33:25.740 what the kind of surveillance you got going on here scotian lady yeah how did she know that 1.00

02:33:31.500 are you watching my security cameras i just looked at my computer and realized it's a hundred percent

02:33:38.860 so we're good to go go my computer's at a hundred percent but my phone is not

02:33:44.620 what is my work phone at i'm just i'm never gonna have a cell phone

02:33:50.300 cell phones i think you're retarded yeah that's funny all right i'm gonna be right back 0.92

02:33:56.220 burgers with blue cheese steaks with blue cheese i had a steak 0.99

02:33:59.020 what was that a week two weeks ago oh i had a big fat ass filet 0.85

02:34:06.460 um i had it cut in two pieces it was really big blue cheese with a caramel balsamic glaze oh my god 0.99

02:34:14.460 it was so good so good yeah so good burgers stuffed with blue cheese my fucking jam oh maybe that's what i 0.99

02:34:22.540 i should make for dinner tonight balsamic glaze that i could do without with the 0.99

02:34:28.540 salt and just a little tiny bit of balsamic glaze like with the blue cheese it makes it it's a nice

02:34:33.580 contrast especially if you have like onions or whatever on it it's gorgeous yeah gorgeous

02:34:39.820 well i always thought when she told me about uh apples and cheese as a snack

02:34:44.220 with apple it's so good like that sounds weird i eat that for dinner i was like apples cheese and

02:34:50.780 crackers it's freaking pretty tasty i eat apples and cheese almost every night for dinner not gonna 0.85

02:34:56.140 lie yeah i can't eat a lot of stuff right so especially right now my stomach is all fucked up 0.96

02:35:01.020 so i eat a couple pieces of cheese whatever kind of i have to eat old cheese and then i have an apple 0.62

02:35:07.020 because apple is good for your brain and apple on the burger too blue cheese oh so god the older

02:35:14.460 that sounds good the older the cheese of life is better totally i like the stinky cheeses too i

02:35:20.140 like the greyeres and all that kind of stuff so don't tell people that that's i know

02:35:26.620 it's old and nippy and the totally the the old nippy cheeses are my favorite it's like the what's 0.93

02:35:31.980 the one um lynn a lynn burger oh i was so good that on a fucking steak oh my god all right we saw 0.98

02:35:42.940 like one that was red fox and i can't all the red fox stuff yeah you still get that um 0.93

02:35:50.140 everywhere man red fox blue cheese and a slice of green apple on a burger yes or in uh like a grilled

02:35:58.620 cheese if you use blue cheese and sliced like a tart apple granny smith oh yeah like thinly sliced

02:36:06.540 like on a mandolin with some blue cheese and the lynn burger oh it's just like putting out like like a

02:36:18.700 cheddar cheese on a slice of apple pie i always did that too

02:36:21.580 but that's the the german you did what the german in me the deutsch cheese on a pie yeah yeah yeah you

02:36:34.940 put old cheddar slices of old cheddar on a slice of apple pie apple and cheese go good yeah apple and

02:36:41.500 cheese it's got the sugar and the cinnamon in it yeah yeah like the first time somebody asked me if

02:36:47.820 i wanted ice cream with my pie i was like excuse me what i'm like no i'm like can i have some cheese

02:36:54.940 and a little bit of sour cream and they were like what i'm like that's not sour cream oh that sounds

02:37:00.220 good too oh my god the sour cream with the cheese and then the apple pie get out of town

02:37:07.420 that's how i'm doing our next apple pie i'm doing it with cheese and sour cream i've never heard of

02:37:12.780 any i mean ice cream and pie okay but i i'm i typically keep it separate because i don't want no soggy pie but

02:37:20.380 no cheese and pie yeah yes it's dutch it's like a dutch it's like yeah that's like dutch german

02:37:28.300 out of the range yeah cats in the house that eastern european croatian polish russian weird yes 0.95

02:37:37.660 i think i'd rather have a whipped cream rather than a cream on a pie no yeah right

02:37:43.340 i'm with michelle not with cheese i just want cheese and apple pie instead of ice cream

02:37:47.900 no i seriously want melted cheese on top of my apple yeah that's what i want and if it's the salty if

02:37:54.220 it's the like salty old cheddar yes ah yeah it goes with the salty sweet it's so good yeah yeah

02:38:01.580 i'm all about it yeah now i'm hungry i'm so hungry sir it's my fault

02:38:07.660 what do the whales mean everybody's asking what the whales mean in the profile yeah let's do that

02:38:13.660 what do the whales mean what what does that mean again on rumble when you have a whale

02:38:19.500 i remember i asked this one day too i made johnny look yeah let me check there's something i'm pretty

02:38:28.140 sure it'll say when i click on hold on here let me go through our stream

02:38:35.420 do to do to do to wales jesus christ i don't know either i don't know anything about rumble man

02:38:43.660 no i think it has something to do with like if anybody is a subscriber or something like that

02:38:57.260 makes sense yeah let me actually check because it's oh whale means you donated yeah that's what i

02:39:04.540 thought yeah yeah and there's different colored whales for how much of a supporter you are yeah oh

02:39:09.820 i don't even okay relax oh my god my windows are shaking oh my mirror and everything here holy shikies 0.96

02:39:30.940 is it going to be another tree falling down in front of my house do i need to go to the basement is it

02:39:35.900 going to be that kind of a party today streaming from the basement with the spiders all right

02:39:44.620 okay also 0.62

02:39:48.620 somebody needs to come in and kill the two spiders named jeff and steve that are living in my bathroom 0.96

02:39:57.740 because they're making it very difficult for me to use the toilet 0.99

02:40:00.780 because they've laid a house and uh jeff and steve need to move out okay i can't kill them 1.00

02:40:08.220 no we don't kill them you just grab them and take them outside so i don't know i kill them 0.95

02:40:14.380 i don't man if they're over my when i go to bed at night when i'm super tired and i'm going in the bed 1.00

02:40:19.660 at night and there's one over my bed like no fuck you bud boof skadoosh you're done 1.00

02:40:25.500 skadoosh you know like excuse me can you go and skadoosh no i'm going to skadoosh what i have going 1.00

02:40:33.980 on here please no with the little fuckers they will bite you in your sleep they'll drop down 1.00

02:40:38.540 like yeah don't you have a vacuum i have multiple vacuums i'm scared but listen i'm scared to suck it 0.99

02:40:48.380 up with my vacuum because then i have to get out of the vacuum i'm thinking about it now because then i

02:40:52.140 have to get it out of my vacuums how am i going to get it out of the vacuum once i suck it up into 0.98

02:40:55.980 the vacuum that what do i do let's get out that one out fuck them yeah oh yeah so i'm just gonna 0.98

02:41:01.660 move steve from the bathroom into another place in my house well it's already raining so you may 0.99

02:41:09.820 as well don't have to worry about it if you kill a little rain you know just skadoosh them yeah

02:41:14.620 just skadoosh them yeah you'll be all right yeah i always i always make a deal with my spiders 0.99

02:41:20.300 and that is that so long as they stay where the fuck they are and don't come anywhere near me they 0.99

02:41:26.940 are allowed to live i just want to take i really want to take a shit in peace without having to worry 0.99

02:41:35.340 about skadooshing jeff and steve well ali's dad says uh grab him with the food saver and out the door 0.98

02:41:43.020 spray him with pam just gotta find them look you're close enough to hamilton you can go talk 0.98

02:41:50.380 to the people at the top of the mountain grab yourself one of those fucking flamethrowers they 0.99

02:41:54.220 were using listen don't laugh because i almost burnt my last house down because i was trying to 0.99

02:41:58.860 get the fucking the spiders out of don't laugh because i have a propane torch and i almost burned 0.99

02:42:03.660 my house down so i can't do that again no that's frowned upon also cost me like ten thousand dollars in 0.99

02:42:10.220 new windows because again spiders well i'm sure insurance someone needs to come and get the

02:42:18.860 spiders out of my bathroom i'm not even joking cup and a full piece of cupboard yeah cup and a flat

02:42:25.660 piece of cardboard there you go i'm like an hour away i can't i can't come over there unless i right

02:42:32.060 yeah like i said like as long as they don't like get in my personal space they're allowed to live like

02:42:37.500 every once in a while i'll see one up in like a corner of the ceiling and i'm like you go buddy

02:42:42.300 you you whatever you can eat it's yours yeah okay um but as soon as they come near me dead they are 0.99

02:42:50.700 not eating the mosquitoes that are going to bite my ass or my vagine while i'm taking a shit i don't i 1.00

02:42:57.260 don't need that help in the bathroom you don't go out into the kitchen get out of the bathroom well 0.99

02:43:02.380 there's obviously something in there they like maybe they're jeet spiders they just want to see

02:43:07.500 your regime

02:43:10.700 maybe if i go in there with my backpack and toss it in maybe they'll run you go in there and say 0.92

02:43:15.740 that they're spiders and they're like no sir not sir bloody sir we're photoshopped sir 0.67

02:43:22.540 maybe they're actual tiny drones that look like spiders yeah government drones right

02:43:28.700 see sis is just staring at her in the bathroom is that what it is yeah drones overhead we're 0.99

02:43:37.980 at the barbecue they drop the little spider drones and then they're nano drones i got balgord in my 0.96

02:43:44.140 bathroom watching me shit all right that does sound like his mo 0.99

02:43:50.220 not gonna lie well ceases is consistent for coming up with absolute bullshit so 1.00

02:43:59.260 here we go maybe that's where they're getting it from my ass 1.00

02:44:05.660 yeah they've pulled all their information out of sarah's ass 0.99

02:44:10.060 i don't know that's what those theaters are i think there's a lot of people in ceases who 0.99

02:44:14.700 know what's bullshit and what isn't and that are frustrated and 0.90

02:44:22.140 no there's a lot of people on the police force too that are frustrated here's what i think if they 0.94

02:44:27.020 were then that they would step away here's what i think i think this is okay you know how they have

02:44:33.420 that that like pilot program where it was like take your kids to work day right but it was like take

02:44:38.700 you're like it was like trying to integrate um people who couldn't get regular jobs into the

02:44:45.580 workforce i feel like ceases is the people who like failed that program that they couldn't integrate

02:44:53.020 into like regular retail positions or customer service positions or whatever they're just too 0.97

02:44:57.340 fucking retarded so they were like let's just start like an intelligence agency and put them all to 1.00

02:45:02.860 work here and we'll call it intelligence because honestly it is to me it is like the dumbest of the 1.00

02:45:11.740 dumb 0.99

02:45:14.460 in that for what they call intelligence well what and you know i haven't seen anything intelligent 1.00

02:45:21.980 come out of that fucking that section of the government yet so far well they're giving 0.99

02:45:25.980 them millions of dollars and ceases is fucking useless well um yeah probably when i i've 1.00

02:45:35.260 oh but the two guys i met were not stupid they were not stupid at all they weren't stupid guys 1.00

02:45:42.460 they were very intelligent they weren't idiots and we sat down we talked just like we're talking right 0.88

02:45:47.740 now yeah right with no different like same kind of conversation same everything we talked we sat and 0.95

02:45:55.420 talked we had beers which i was impressed by right and uh that because you're in the house of bad

02:46:03.980 influence man like when you're in rome like do as the romans do but i kind of respect that 0.99

02:46:09.660 they do the same when they go to a muslim's house they take their shoes off and shit like that 0.99

02:46:13.740 but i respect no they just but i respect the fact that they were unarmed they came to my house 0.98

02:46:17.820 unarmed they had no they didn't have guns on them it's like how did they know i wasn't gonna probably

02:46:22.220 just guys claiming to be ceases just to stick a finger in his bum no but i'm just saying they're 0.51

02:46:28.780 like we're ceases now it's time for the search but this is what i'm saying i don't think they give

02:46:32.780 ceases guns it's ceases i respect you know they're willing to come and sit and talk to you like a man

02:46:39.340 and then have a intellectual conversation that you have questions okay i have questions too i have lots

02:46:45.660 of questions and they answered a lot of my questions man honestly they did like they they

02:46:51.980 i asked them about the chinese stop but listen it was an interesting sit down let me put it that way 0.67

02:46:58.060 chris was chris had a little uh they were not they were fucking vei hires they were good 0.89

02:47:04.940 dudes i liked them and i didn't like the fact that uh one of them got docs because i showed the card 0.95

02:47:09.660 fuck man i wouldn't ever dox them yeah and see this is the thing though rogue is it like 0.98

02:47:16.940 i don't necessarily like i mean obviously we like to make the jokes that they're stupid it's not that 1.00

02:47:21.580 they're stupid per se but just that but they're being led that they're being told to fucking 1.00

02:47:26.620 investigate us instead of the people i disagree i disagree they're stupid 1.00

02:47:32.540 like the fact that no i listen okay well you have had different interactions then than i have 1.00

02:47:38.860 i've had interactions with rcmp with police with ceases all of that listen they're fucking morons 1.00

02:47:46.540 but that's each to their own you can have your opinion and that's the beauty you have no the 1.00

02:47:52.220 cops are a different fucking story see i didn't i have had both experiences with cops both i had a 0.96

02:47:57.660 lot of experience with the cops man so no i'm no no i'm not saying no no no no no i'm saying i'm 0.99

02:48:03.500 saying recently if we're discussing this the parameters of this i've had negative and and

02:48:09.340 not so negative i'm not going to say positive but i've had negative and not so negative experiences with

02:48:13.820 law enforcement surrounding this oh the nowadays stuff you mean sure no i've had lots of experience

02:48:23.500 with cops in my past and my so have i absolutely but it's very different now yeah yeah oh for sure

02:48:29.980 because cops aren't the same all the old school cops that you know they're gone they're gone um

02:48:37.340 yeah that's fucking uh anyways i don't know yeah yeah exactly no but i had nothing against uh 0.96

02:48:47.820 the ceases guys that came to my house i thought were pretty cool yeah i like the guys actually man 0.90

02:48:54.620 like we had good conversation there you go see and and they weren't uh

02:49:02.460 it looked like they didn't want really want to be like to be honest like say like they wanted to 0.97

02:49:09.020 sit in my porch and talk i was like dude no we're talking about fucking stuff i don't want my neighbors 0.99

02:49:14.620 to fucking hear not that they listen anyways but like no come on in like come in my house and then 0.99

02:49:20.380 we sat and i kept pumping and fucking full of alpine and yeah no but i was asking them more 0.98

02:49:27.820 questions than they were asking me i'm not invited i don't know anything i'm not making 0.99

02:49:33.580 fucking bombs in the basement i'm not fucking you know nobody gets in my house no one gets in my car 0.99

02:49:40.220 why are you even here like why are you here it's like i have questions like why are you here oh we're 1.00

02:49:45.980 here because this isn't this well that's retarded man like really like you guys should have better 1.00

02:49:51.500 things you should be doing no i we had like 0.95

02:49:58.940 we are living in idiocracy yeah no absolutely i'm not disagreeing with you that's that's that's not

02:50:05.180 i'm not disagreeing i'm just saying i'm a little bit different than you in the sense of i'm not

02:50:09.980 inviting anyone into my house and i'm certainly not allowing the thesis or anyone into my house without a

02:50:14.300 warrant same thing with my car nope absolutely not you want to talk to me i'll talk to you outside

02:50:19.980 yeah you want to talk to me i'll meet you at the wardens or the gas station oh they don't get inside 0.99

02:50:24.140 my house you're not packing it doesn't matter i don't give a fuck no i want them inside man come 0.99

02:50:29.180 on in it's just like a vampire once you invite them inside your house they're inside your house 0.98

02:50:34.060 no my own yeah if the rcmp comes to sarah's this is going to be the answer 1.00

02:50:39.420 to the face of the police officer you're just an rcmp bitch i got two bucks come suck my dick 1.00

02:50:51.420 you stand for nothing you're a clown so get on your knees and make me proud 1.00

02:51:09.100 oh oh oh nice and slow oh oh i'm about to blow oh lick in your lips with the trip trip trip 1.00

02:51:19.500 you're just an rcmp bitch 1.00

02:51:30.540 that's so funny yeah i'm just glad you guys kept talking about that long enough for me to find the 1.00

02:51:36.460 clip download the clip and upload what's up there you go shitty kitty 0.80

02:51:46.140 i'm telling you straight up for connor still that's deal still on the table 0.57

02:51:53.020 connor is pretty cute yeah yeah i mean i think that's a fair deal shitty kitty for connor straight

02:51:59.580 up that's a fair deal yeah yeah yeah the little neighborhood boy pet him and everything i could

02:52:06.940 put car to work i mean the neighborhood boy could pet connor like whatever no oh that's terrible

02:52:15.660 that's wrong with you trying to make a deal sarah what do you mean what's wrong with me

02:52:21.740 no you're not getting the cat poor stringer

02:52:29.820 i ever see if he was cool and goose out when i was like five

02:52:36.140 back when tv was cool

02:52:39.100 oh that's great

02:52:42.460 you know that's actually something i've kind of wondered though because like i know i've said before

02:52:46.380 where it's like i wonder what happened to having you know like politicians and leaders that you know

02:52:52.780 seemed like they had some class or seemed like they had some intelligence that now i'm actually

02:52:56.940 beginning to wonder like did they ever or was it just their period of time there where i believe

02:53:02.780 that that's just how it went so that's how i saw it and now that i don't see it that way anymore 0.99

02:53:08.620 i can actually openly see that this is all bullshit it sucks when you take off the rose 0.98

02:53:13.340 color glasses when you see everything for what it is and there's no longer a 1.00

02:53:19.340 facade yeah you can't unsee shit are you sure yeah you can't like once you see certain things like 0.98

02:53:27.260 for fuck's sakes man yep yeah it's just yeah i mean with so many things right like it's once you 0.99

02:53:34.300 once you're faced with certain things or you have to see certain things or you know the rose colored 0.98

02:53:39.580 glasses are removed and you see things for what they are you you see the reality for what it is

02:53:44.380 it's just like when people say like when when you fall in love or you're in love with someone you see

02:53:49.100 things very differently because all you can see is the you see everything through a lens of perfection

02:53:54.860 right and then you realize that things are very different right everything is just it's a

02:54:03.180 it's our own perception of how things are and until the yeah reality reality reality bites you in the 1.00

02:54:11.180 ass man i'll tell you yeah reality sucks sometimes it's like it does when reality hits you in the ass it 1.00

02:54:16.140 hits you yeah it's a fucking kick right in the fucking throat like a fucking frozen boot 1.00

02:54:24.140 steel toe yeah seriously oh it's not nice most of the time 1.00

02:54:32.460 especially right now since it's like make-believe world yeah where everything that we used to know

02:54:38.060 that makes it worse yeah that's what i mean like as you try to still live as you try to still live

02:54:44.860 with reality you're looking around and realizing that nobody else is playing by those rules anymore yeah

02:54:50.780 yeah when the when the bars has shifted it's uh it's weird

02:55:01.420 yeah things are getting fucking weird for sure yeah it's weird when you're still playing in the 0.89

02:55:05.740 same you know when you realize that there's a whole other fucking field 0.93

02:55:09.420 yeah i think it's like looking around at people that are still playing covid 0.98

02:55:14.700 or like confusing the shit out of me 0.72

02:55:17.660 man i see it all night i go out people wearing masks it's like 0.98

02:55:22.460 what the fuck man one of my favorites i just realized because i saw this when i was in montreal 0.99

02:55:28.060 we were on the metro this lady gets on her and her kid okay her kid's probably 1.00

02:55:33.180 four maybe five okay in that area um woman is wearing a mask child is not 0.99

02:55:40.540 now immediately my first thought here is okay so you're still scared and playing covid you believe

02:55:46.540 that this is some sort of a danger you're most likely vaccinated too which makes this even 1.00

02:55:51.180 fucking a dominer um but to add another level of stupidity to this you believe it so much 1.00

02:55:58.300 that you're still taking precautions but you don't have your child take precautions like really 1.00

02:56:06.860 like that none of the logic adds up at all because it's like first of all you're vaccinated 0.98

02:56:11.980 retired you shouldn't need a mask you shouldn't be worried if you got sick you got fucking vaccinated 0.93

02:56:17.180 uh secondly if you are still worried why are you not worried for your child then yeah 0.99

02:56:21.980 like the the level of mental gymnastics and and and everything that needs to have happen for you

02:56:31.580 to come to that conclusion is just mind-boggling to me this is this is why i'm so glad i had like mentors

02:56:39.260 like i you know like being a young man who didn't have a dad i i sought out father figure guys right like

02:56:46.940 like and they taught me trades one guy taught me how to paint and uh and think and use this instead

02:56:54.540 of this you know what i mean like that well it took me a long time to figure to anyways like like

02:57:02.060 taught me how to think and use my brain to make money and then it's like uh use your noggin like 0.59

02:57:11.260 common sense isn't common man it's uh but if you don't have it on a job site dude you're

02:57:16.380 gonna you're not gonna make any money like you have to come up with your calm get your common

02:57:19.900 sense skills in order if you want to make dough right if you want to make bank you best 0.92

02:57:26.060 fucking use your brain right and so i'm glad i had some mentors when i was younger teach me how to 0.96

02:57:33.420 fucking some skills and how to make some dough and you know what i mean like uh just people just don't 0.99

02:57:41.820 use their fucking melon anymore they just let people do the thinking for them it's like no 0.99

02:57:47.340 this doesn't add up this isn't this isn't right you know like because people aren't taught to think 1.00

02:57:52.940 for themselves anymore yeah yeah so when they they're faced with having to think for themselves

02:57:59.820 they don't know how which is why you can't put a lot of people in in positions of like any type of

02:58:05.820 stress or um you know like urgency like you can't put a lot of people in positions like that where

02:58:13.020 they have to run like cash or something where they're going to have more than like three people

02:58:17.660 in front of them at a time because they don't know what to do and they melt down yeah if they don't have

02:58:21.660 their their television talking points they don't have any ability to have the discussion on that topic

02:58:28.940 yeah right they need uh they need a television to be able to say this is what you should think of this

02:58:35.260 yeah and then they can form an opinion and yeah man there's so many people still like that though

02:58:40.620 like i can't see it man there's people that are just it's like oh where do you get news from the

02:58:46.220 internet like yes but yeah okay so when you think these people who when you think these people who are

02:58:53.980 brainwashed right because i always want brainwashed too so anyways people who get their news from the

02:59:00.060 tv right cbc and shit and follow all protocols when they go to the internet they can't find the ship 0.97

02:59:08.940 that we find because the algorithms won't fucking let them youtube youtube's okay but it doesn't show 0.97

02:59:15.420 it to them anyway like they would have to know where to look in order to find someone to show them what 0.92

02:59:20.540 fucking where to find it because youtube's not going to fucking it's not going to pop up on their 0.98

02:59:25.100 fucking youtube or their rumble or anything it won't well rumble me but um but they're not on rumble 0.99

02:59:31.740 like if they did go on youtube they would never find this because youtube buries everything man 0.99

02:59:38.300 they bury it and they put all the gayest like dude i typed in hammer boys i don't want hammerhead sharks 0.94

02:59:45.260 they just don't like hammer boys because they're like they thought they think they're a skinhead 0.95

02:59:48.540 band but they're not yeah yeah but you you type in hammer boys and all you get is hammer hammerhead

02:59:54.780 sharks it's like what's that got to do with hammer boys did we see them at like the kaylee house or

03:00:00.620 something yeah i don't know they're not playing anymore i don't think no like i mean like 10 years ago

03:00:08.060 oh yeah yeah well maybe they used to play the cork down and uh that's it

03:00:13.420 yeah i knew it started with a c kaylee has it's the cork town yeah yes yeah i have seen them i remember

03:00:22.060 seeing monster truck down there too much chance yeah yeah hamilton's got a lot of talented freaking

03:00:29.740 bands man yeah a lot of good cool people yeah there's been some great artists from this area

03:00:35.420 yeah all david wilcox uh reds lights didn't you do wilcox or something

03:00:44.380 shell what didn't you do david wilcox's books you know his trench oh i'm not going to get into that

03:00:51.100 all right sorry sorry sorry never mind i don't have to what are you doing

03:01:04.940 that one those they're from burlington yeah sure

03:01:08.540 doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo you know that one now you're just somebody that i used

03:01:13.980 to know oh yeah you don't have to set me down to walk off the earth that's it

03:01:22.700 that's who that is now you're just somebody that i used to know the song was fun for about two days

03:01:33.180 right goodness there's the there's the tidbit of the day uh brought to you by trad life before he

03:01:41.260 was famous yeah someone someone related to trad wife uh slept with david wilcox

03:01:49.020 yeah how was he did he lay some pipe all night long oh my god he will cox so

03:01:58.060 fight all night long well yeah but is it cooler than trad wife so hard right that's the question 1.00

03:02:05.340 here rural roots can you talk trad wife she had a relative that banged him what do you got

03:02:10.700 satisfy that woman oh my god i wish you have you partied with david wilcox but did you party with

03:02:19.900 david wilcox i feel like this could get really out of hand really fast seems like a way of course it can

03:02:28.780 holy see look at look at what i've been dealing with this meaty little kitty cat 0.96

03:02:33.740 okay i went away for two weeks she thought of fucking laughter and now she's like she just 0.99

03:02:41.100 won't leave me alone love that's love man that's love loving's from the kitty take it take the love 1.00

03:02:48.460 take it she's like don't leave me again and she's gonna stick her arse in your face of course yeah 1.00

03:02:53.180 yeah she's like show my ass to the internet and don't ever leave again 1.00

03:02:59.980 oh my god that's all right there was a better reaction than cooters because legit that cat did 0.99

03:03:05.820 not come out from under my bed for like 18 hours since i got home oh yeah she's like you

03:03:17.500 yeah she hates you right that's incorrect we uh we drove quickly through like i said the scotian lady

03:03:24.220 made sure that i don't get any yeah we wouldn't get any whiff it was it was a good time it's like

03:03:32.220 driving past the pulp mill on saint john okay all right he used to hold her breath man he go over 0.90

03:03:37.580 the versing and fucking hold her breath because the pulp mill just smells so bad well it's like 0.98

03:03:43.340 it's like coming through the valley here um you go through chemical valley and it's my mom used to say 0.99

03:03:49.500 uh smells like money yeah there's that yeah which i mean is true yeah but yeah it's a good way of 0.92

03:03:58.300 looking at it yeah but it does think especially on the benzene leaks and the fucking oh yeah wilcox 0.97

03:04:07.260 was playing and engaged just down the street i missed him i didn't know he's playing there it'll be 0.96

03:04:11.420 cool and he's playing again he's still going like he's still playing oh he's playing right now

03:04:17.100 that would be funny no no no that would be funny if he started friday night and was still actually

03:04:21.980 playing oh he could be playing no i think she meant like he's okay they played yesterday i think

03:04:31.420 um i see talent played this weekend in port colburn and people because they didn't want to get through

03:04:37.500 the gates they rushed the no no it turns out turns out actually that they said that it was full

03:04:44.220 yeah they weren't going to let anybody else in right so they just yeah they trampled the fence 0.99

03:04:51.900 and all just rushed in yeah there you go fuck it like what do you expect it's a free show like 0.99

03:04:58.860 you're gonna have to expect this man that's enough for the fences they couldn't even get past fences when 1.00

03:05:05.260 uh trump got shot they're like oh there's friends but that's really it was because they had it it was

03:05:11.500 um what was the fence out the first place really that's about a slope fence like what's with all the

03:05:17.340 fences but if you're gonna serve alcohol at an event you can only have so many people within the alcohol

03:05:22.700 enclosure where there's the alcohol served right well let this be a lesson if you're gonna serve alcohol you 1.00

03:05:29.260 you should probably sell tickets you fucking idiots and then that way you can control how many people 1.00

03:05:35.740 will show up because that's all you can coordinate with how many people you're allowed and how many 1.00

03:05:43.500 tickets you have yeah it's weird stupid yeah big metal fences or unless you have wild animals that you're 0.99

03:05:50.940 keeping in there like ponies or something well if people are gonna act like that like wild animals then 0.99

03:05:57.260 no no there are some you know no i don't like if i'm going to an event in a big wide open space 0.82

03:06:03.020 like gauge park i don't want to be fucking fenced in not by one layer gate but by two layers like no 0.98

03:06:10.140 fuck off chris we understand that you're a free range dude say someone goes in there and starts 0.99

03:06:15.660 shooting people how the fuck are you gonna get out you're changed in you're not you're not 1.00

03:06:21.580 no fucking fences are stupid i don't like these fences man like what's up with this 1.00

03:06:25.740 shit you know it really burns chris's ass i used to have that gauge park never had like 1.00

03:06:30.460 fucking fences everywhere and shit man yeah but it also didn't have fucking fentanyl addicts 1.00

03:06:35.740 walking around trying to fucking yeah we'll sort them out we'll sort them out man yeah but you can't 1.00

03:06:41.980 have like that's the thing though like this is if we're yeah well i mean so if you see a guy laying 0.97

03:06:47.580 on the ground going snoring like okay just step over and make sure you don't step on a needle and 0.99

03:06:52.300 carry on fuck them no fuck them man like no like hamilton looks out for their own man there's all 1.00

03:07:00.380 when when the guys are down down and at the age park and shit there's always going to be somebody 1.00

03:07:06.460 there who's not going to put up with fucking nonsense lots of guys like that down there man 0.99

03:07:11.420 lots of them i've seen them i know some of them like fuck real root says they behave in jervis 0.99

03:07:18.460 i'm surprised jervis is still standing how will they ever recover what i find ironic is that all 0.97

03:07:25.180 of the people nobody even knew we were there until after the fact and then they're all like bent out of 1.00

03:07:30.140 shape about it it's like what you didn't even notice we were there when we were there so what was the

03:07:35.660 problem we could have been having a crochet convention for all you know because it would

03:07:40.700 have been the same you are outwardly denying the path of destruction that was left

03:07:46.780 by philip and his crew you know the only thing that we did that day was actually contributed to

03:07:52.060 the economic stability of that town because all it was brought a whole bunch of people who ate that

03:07:57.820 day and all the rest terrifying well overpriced crazy overpriced 0.99

03:08:03.500 fucking fifteen dollars for a tiny thing of poutine what the fuck yeah everything's gone up 0.99

03:08:10.380 i mean no poutine should be like six bucks man 1.00

03:08:16.300 really should be half the price of 15. listen i caught i cost you know menus and and food and

03:08:23.580 drinks and all that for years and years and years i know what things should cost now i'm in the

03:08:27.580 if i produce i buy anyway i know what things cost i'm not going out to a restaurant and paying 0.98

03:08:32.940 fucking forty dollars for bacon and eggs and i'm certainly not about to pay fucking sixteen dollars 0.99

03:08:37.260 for a tiny thing of fucking shitty french fries i make way better food at home man exactly i like my 1.00

03:08:45.020 own you know when i like going out i like going out to places where i know i'm going to get a good 0.99

03:08:49.660 experience like i like going out to places like ruth chris or like back in the day when we used to go to

03:08:55.100 like canoe and places like that like okay it's almost getting to the point some places where it's

03:09:02.460 like 30 bucks just to eat right are you fucking kidding me the last time i went out to eat it was 0.92

03:09:09.580 like 65 and i didn't even drink like just for you yeah and i don't eat a lot i'm a cheap gun yeah i was 0.89

03:09:21.260 just gonna say but i think you probably yeah i it's yeah i like

03:09:28.220 i'll study a menu and i will look for the one thing that gives me the most for the least

03:09:33.420 i haven't had good sushi in a while i'm reading koala

03:09:39.100 sushi there's an all you all you can eat sushi place in niagara falls um

03:09:45.180 when is it wind is that the one i like it's on the left on highway 20.

03:09:51.340 shitty parking but the all you can eat sushi is like

03:09:53.740 i'm not so much for sure work hey wants to know can you make indian food though

03:10:01.660 i can unfortunately like it's not hard well this is what i say

03:10:06.460 now a lot of immigrants are indians and pakistanis for instance and i like curry

03:10:13.020 we do but now that we've got the recipe

03:10:21.500 is there really any need for them to stay

03:10:28.780 it's true see brought up indian food i had to play that yeah we had your space mr bean 0.98

03:10:36.300 so fuck off yeah exactly i am one of the things that i like to do is like i go to restaurants and 0.96

03:10:42.860 then i make it better at home or i go online and i look at rest like menu stuff at different 0.99

03:10:49.180 restaurants and then i make it at home because i know i can make it better yeah yeah and again i'm

03:10:55.260 like trad wife i like thai curry i don't like indian curry i like all the stuff with the coconut

03:11:00.620 and the lemongrass and the chilies like the red chilies as opposed to the turmeric and the whatever

03:11:07.580 the fuck in the indian curry i like thai food over indian like any day of the week like a huge 0.88

03:11:15.100 huge fan of thai food oh it's so good so good and so fresh like that's the thing like thai food you 0.99

03:11:23.580 don't make ahead of time you make it right when you like right before you eat it right

03:11:27.180 remember our hot pot yeah i thought when these neighbors crushed they're not thailand but they're 0.99

03:11:33.900 thailand yep but they use different spices i would never use and and they make good foods like yum

03:11:40.860 i love it because it's spices i would never use man like this tastes awesome

03:11:47.580 yeah i wouldn't know how to use those spices anyways right yeah i'm a salt and pepper 0.81

03:11:52.540 fucking guy that's where i was so lucky i spent so much time in restaurants and i've 0.94

03:11:56.860 i you know i had grandmothers who taught me all kinds of things around cooking and now i mean there's 0.98

03:12:02.700 nothing i can't do in the kitchen and i know that i am if i don't know how to do something i can learn

03:12:08.220 it like i'm i'm so comfortable i can taste things and then make them at home i can see something and

03:12:13.100 make it i'm that type of a person i'm i can follow recipes i can adjust things i can give me the 0.90

03:12:19.740 instructions i can do it but you don't read instructions for shit oh off if i'm if i'm 0.94

03:12:25.900 doing food i will because i don't know if there's one thing that does piss me off is that if i am like 0.96

03:12:31.100 cooking something and i it up i'll get seriously angry about that yes yes um because i throw it 0.87

03:12:37.420 out and start again oh yeah i get super angry yes i'm like oh good yeah do fucking hot dogs and 0.98

03:12:45.340 craft dinner i'd be surprised oh i can do more than that my friend yeah oh easily what's your 0.96

03:12:50.620 thing uh right now my my main thing is that fucking actually let me see do i still have that video 0.94

03:12:58.380 loaded up here oh god oh is that still in the animals of our jesus where did i have that let me see 0.67

03:13:10.300 because i might i might still have it on the laptop let's see but that's legitimately why i like

03:13:15.100 going to restaurants oh yeah bro these are yummy oh yeah i can't wait till we all can cook together

03:13:22.540 take a big batch or something yeah here it is 0.58

03:13:27.420 yeah you want you want to see what i what i fucking like to make there michelle 0.89

03:13:31.980 it's uploading right now and there you go ali's and uh i believe it was you earlier asking if 0.84

03:13:42.540 isn't this a cooking show so we'll we'll tie that in sometimes come around a little circle with that

03:13:48.140 once it once it loads up but this this is actually one of the dishes that yeah i do like making this

03:13:53.820 mess because it is like oh it arouses me while i eat it you know what i mean um 0.75

03:14:00.940 boner legitimately like food is food is my porn okay you know i may not necessarily be able to make 0.99

03:14:08.860 a whole bunch of shit but you fucking give me something good like come on michelle you've seen 0.99

03:14:12.940 i've eaten your baking and what when have i told you no for anything ever now 1.00

03:14:16.860 oh right no you just tell me i'm like okay okay i'm at your mercy okay michelle i'm at your mercy

03:14:26.620 basically is what i'm saying oh i'm like you feed me and i love you right that's the way it works around

03:14:37.020 here it's still it's still uploading here but this is basically like you take some pierogies um so

03:14:47.180 you gotta cook some bacon and then take that bacon grease and add some garlic some cream cheese

03:14:53.100 a little bit of chicken broth um oh it's so good and then you just like cook that all up until it's

03:15:02.060 nice and creamy and then pour that on top of your pierogies and jam that into the oven and top it with

03:15:09.820 some cheese and some some green onion and tomato if you want as well um and it's just like it's a

03:15:18.540 heart attack in a dish for sure but it's uh it's pretty good but i did i did make a cooking video

03:15:28.140 out of the last time i made it and it's just processing now apparently it just wants to take forever

03:15:39.020 i blame sarah it's always my fault go ahead

03:15:46.620 there we go all right so here we go

03:15:51.740 what the rock is cooking so we're still cooking the bacon but we're going to use a little more

03:15:57.980 than we're supposed to so that means there's going to be a lot of bacon grease which means

03:16:03.260 i need a long sleeve shirt and you gotta chop some onions mix them with your hands

03:16:12.380 now because i was dumb and left the cream cheese in the fridge we're just gonna have to put it right

03:16:18.300 next to the burner there you gotta kind of you know warm it up get a little mushy so i hope that 1.00

03:16:24.060 works add some garlic powder because you're a fucking idiot and didn't actually buy garlic 1.00

03:16:29.340 and a nice little brick of cream cheese and about a cup of chicken broth 1.00

03:16:38.780 yeah just add that to the bacon grease baby 0.87

03:16:41.340 whiskey whiskey whiskey good then put your pierogies in a baking dish i grab these from my cupboards

03:16:50.940 cover your pierogies

03:16:55.020 that might be a little much but we're into heart attacks put pierogies in the oven for 15 minutes

03:17:01.660 since you have time bug your nephew also take a moment to tell your kitty you're a fat kitty i already 0.52

03:17:09.820 gave you treats go away and once you've cut up the bacon stick with your hands 0.83

03:17:17.980 cut up onion green onion of course

03:17:20.940 and you're gonna

03:17:21.980 ready to pack a block of cheese and now that they're done sort of we're gonna top with the

03:17:30.380 cheese and the bacon top with cheese and bacon back in the oven for another five minutes

03:17:42.700 all right you know what you need with that is like a nice crusty bread you can scoop 0.87

03:17:46.140 that one sure maybe i just dig right the fuck in 0.99

03:17:55.980 you're a savage oh i am like i like honestly the way that worked out that big dish was just mine 0.99

03:18:03.820 yeah yeah i got no words yeah i gave the small dish to connor 0.70

03:18:10.620 and i'm glad that you didn't give him any more than that

03:18:14.460 yeah but it's got bacon right oh and cheese it was so good and i like green onion

03:18:23.900 so it's all good on my head

03:18:29.340 it is super you need to like form this better does it look like cat ears or is it this way

03:18:36.380 is it backwards oh i don't know he put it on there it's just oh then it's probably backwards

03:18:45.020 if he put it on there it looks like devil horns but when i put it on i don't know i still think

03:18:52.860 it's backwards i don't want to put it on the table it's bad luck to put a hat on the table

03:19:00.620 it's not a hat though yeah well there there's that and my head and could have hair and then

03:19:06.620 that's why i assume that rule was in play to keep hair off the table makes sense yeah yeah that makes

03:19:13.980 sense yeah well that that'll work out then yeah there you go he he's gonna die without you

03:19:24.460 so well i mean let's face it i understand that it's like this is this is the double-edged sword

03:19:32.140 of women right um because like i know on my own i'm gonna have some pretty some pretty nice 1.00

03:19:40.220 fucking feats of meat to eat right and i don't have to have any vegetables or any any of the things that 0.87

03:19:47.180 i don't want but i know that she will make me um and it's a double-edged sword because i mean they 0.99

03:19:54.060 are good for you but what you're missing oh why doesn't that have the nose you need the big 0.93

03:20:01.100 fucking nose on there too no i didn't come with the nose yet actually chris does though every time 0.97

03:20:07.500 i rip something he sews my coat nose he said not so no no oh i'm going to the porch all right 0.98

03:20:17.500 i love you guys i'm off the porch i'm out of here yeah we're done soon anyway because

03:20:22.380 i got to go out shortly as well because it's five o'clock i have somewhere to be

03:20:25.980 at 5 30 i'm going out for dinner so oh i'm gonna probably just make some pork chops

03:20:35.420 oh we're having pork chops we put them up at the market and they're going from uh grain fed

03:20:40.540 pork nice all right just a little quick flick some potatoes and carrots and

03:20:47.100 yeah i'm just doing the pork chops

03:20:50.060 oh that's it we were gonna maybe marinate them but if it's grain fed and i paid you know not too

03:20:57.740 bad of money but yeah i paid five bucks for them all right i want to taste the meat i want to see if

03:21:02.780 those are because there was a difference in the ground beef you hear that chris wants to taste the meat

03:21:07.900 bud that ground beef was delicious yeah it was actually like oh no that wasn't it that was highland

03:21:15.500 packers yeah that stuff i love and there's the ground beef we got at the farmer's market oh

03:21:21.340 i'll make meatballs with that oh yeah i make a good sweet and sour meatball i like lamb in my meatballs

03:21:29.100 oh don't do that i've never really cooked with lamb so or veal i just like meatballs if i if i'm

03:21:35.980 gonna have meatballs i like to have at least either veal yeah like there has to be a yeah i figure whoever

03:21:42.220 came up with the idea for a meatball was just genius like that's genius okay balls of meat i'm in

03:21:48.140 just a ball of meat yeah like that's a better that's a better discovery than the wheel yes so

03:21:55.340 you know those little cakes those little fete fours yeah i was watching one of those baking shows and

03:22:00.380 they said they made those because well in france while the ovens were cooling down because they were so

03:22:04.140 big they would make all these little cakes while the oven cooled down and they could actually make more

03:22:08.380 products instead of just wasting the heat yeah that's efficiency yeah totally i like that

03:22:17.020 our english brethren there we go yeah supporting them eating pork let's go 1.00

03:22:23.660 anyway and oh y'all oh y'all work in support of our english brethren

03:22:31.740 all right so it's a and it's no underwear day or international underwear day what is it

03:22:36.860 oh i heard that earlier international underwear day i feel like oh under okay

03:22:42.940 i never wear underwear you should probably have a clean pair uh on today if i have to wear underwear

03:22:49.660 they're going to be clean but i definitely am not no well you never know i'm not camping i don't have

03:22:56.380 to turn the underwear in something no well it's how you stretch a pair yeah that's disgusting

03:23:04.860 work it inside out no why not no you have enough pairs of underwear for every day of the week

03:23:13.660 and you got extras i mean you should yeah in case you shake your pants like that's always what my

03:23:19.020 grandmother told me i'm just kidding yeah exactly i don't i don't need underwear it's just an extra layer

03:23:32.460 unnecessary oh i got left for songs here what are we going to play out on

03:23:37.500 daily roller pantera pantera pantera yeah i love pantera packing with some pantera

03:23:46.540 sure yeah i think that'll be love pantera an appropriate way to end it yeah um thank you for

03:23:53.580 everybody showing up oh thanks for coming out to commando day yeah

03:24:00.780 we're good even though it's yeah yeah that seat that's that that would be a seat right it's national

03:24:10.460 i see 0.99

03:24:12.780 there you go there's an ender for you all right there you go you got chris's ass that's gonna do it until 0.99

03:24:19.340 that's probably enough man now 0.99

03:24:49.340 i

03:24:58.060 can't you see i'm easily bothered by persistence

03:25:02.620 one step from lashing out at you

03:25:06.380 yeah

03:25:08.700 call yourself a friend

03:25:11.340 i've got more friends like you what do i do

03:25:15.420 is there no standard anymore

03:25:19.100 what it takes who i am where i've been

03:25:21.740 blown

03:25:23.260 you can't be something you're not

03:25:26.860 Be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me

03:25:30.980 A lesson learned in life

03:25:35.040 Known from the dawn of time

03:25:38.700 Read, spit, walk 0.88

03:25:44.740 What did you say?

03:25:48.140 Read, spit, walk 0.88

03:25:52.880 Are you talking to me?

03:25:54.880 Are you talking to me? 0.99

03:25:56.860 Run your mouth when I'm not around 0.55

03:26:07.080 It's easy to achieve 0.75

03:26:09.380 You cry to weak friends that sympathize

03:26:13.500 Can you hear the violins play your song?

03:26:18.460 No same friends tell me you're every one

03:26:22.000 Is there no staggered anymore?

03:26:25.160 Want to chase who I am?

03:26:28.380 Will I be alone?

03:26:30.440 You can't be something you're not

03:26:34.020 Be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me

03:26:38.260 A lesson learned in life

03:26:42.060 Known from the dawn of time

03:26:45.920 Read, spit, walk 0.88

03:26:51.380 Walk

03:26:51.960 Walk

03:26:51.980 What did you say?

03:26:55.420 Read, spit, walk 0.88

03:27:00.120 Are you talking to me?

03:27:03.600 Read, spit, walk 0.88

03:27:08.080 What did you say?

03:27:11.500 Read, spit, walk 0.88

03:27:16.060 Are you talking to me?

03:27:18.000 Are you talking to me?

03:27:19.880 No way, punk

03:27:22.600 I was talking to me

03:27:26.800 I was talking to you

03:27:26.820 I'm

03:27:28.120 Are you talking to me?

03:27:28.740 No way, Brent

03:27:30.080 We do

03:27:30.820 I'm talking to you

03:27:31.040 Or am I

03:27:33.280 ¿ overgroup

03:27:34.800 Multi脱

03:27:35.040 Or am I

03:27:41.700 Heミ

03:27:48.460 That's the squadronup

03:27:50.400 Let's go.

03:28:20.400 Let's go.

03:28:50.400 Let's go.

03:29:20.400 Let's go.

jonnyrawton - August 05, 2024

FAFO w⧸Jonny and Sarah： Frauds - v57gj91

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