FAFO w⧸Jonny and Sarah - v4ojdlr
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 10 minutes
Words per Minute
144.71753
Hate Speech Sentences
211
Summary
I was raised up by a simple man. I grew up with a gun in my hand. He taught me how to love and how to fight. Taught me what's right. Said you don't have a choice to choose. You do what you can and don't ever lose.
Transcript
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Spend your ground and always tell it like it is.
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Try to see the world through your neighbor's eyes.
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Stand your ground and always tell it like it is.
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If you take them scars and you call that blood.
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Stand your ground and always tell it like it is.
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If you take them scars and you call that blood.
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I've been walking through hell just so I can find heaven
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Boots caught fire, might have burned a little leather
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I met the devil anywhere, size 11, shot him dead
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Where he stood, he gon' need to call a reverend
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He didn't want the smoke, he can't throw no hands
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He thought I'd sell my soul, guess he didn't understand
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I've been blessed by the Lord and he got the wrong man
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Still walking through hell just so I can find heaven
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Been praying to the Lord while I'm down here sweating
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Putting in the work, trying to find those gates
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I've been walking through hell just so I can find heaven
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I should have downloaded Brad Paisley's waiting on a woman.
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Don't worry about it if she don't believe you can do it.
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Don't worry about it if he don't believe you can do it.
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It don't matter if they don't believe you can do it.
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You've got to constantly tell yourself you can do it.
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so there you go you can do it that's the truth you just need to pour a bunch of fucking chocolate
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milk over yourself and you're good to go but uh i guess that is better than the normal
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walmart videos that we get you know what i mean but uh there it is so if sarah if you got it where
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are you jesus all right what do we got going on the chat looks like it's devolving
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got uh trad wife saying is yeah sarah probably is munching ass apparently that's that's what i'm
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thinking it's gonna happen you guys are gonna get pink eye by the end it's possible there's always
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the possibility of that you can't uh can't rule it out that's for sure and uh we might have to see
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chucky finally pitch out on something huh all right no it is sarah don't don't argue she's
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munching ass that's what's got her held up for so long um i mean she she said she had it she's still
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not here so she's clearly not done um but uh thanks thanks for the update though trad wife it's it's
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good news all the farting is allowed that is allowed oh the afternoon shift showed up oh my god shut the
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fuck up listen like you realize that i'm still like it's still a fucking work day the adults have
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to work hang on i gotta hang on it was your idea to stream it was not my idea you make it sound like
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i'm like i'm like forcing you to fucking do shit i fucking ask no idea what else is going on today
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do you want to go on for a bit you're like yeah and then you act like i'm like somebody's fucking
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relax yourself you just need to get a hold of yourself
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don't make me regret this already well you what do you mean you knew you would regret it
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yeah i should have shut the thing behind me god damn it exactly sorry dylan's got it it was a gun to
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my head absolutely yeah seriously gun to his head that's what happened she's like we're gonna fucking
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stream and you're you're gonna like it that's what she said okay can't help it whatever you say
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she threatens i'm telling you you should see my dms it's fucking abuse can you imagine
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can you imagine well i might actually that's true i do it whoops hang on i might burn my house down
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right now trying to not that i'm not going to burn my house down but i feel like i have too many
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things plugged into one plug it's potentially possible there that looked like a bit of a mess
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this could be a fire hazard yes who's here in the chat let's see my last two x's for sarah's no one
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think no one's simping for sarah's that's funny ha ha ha who else is here hi terry
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heather and who else is in there trad wife dylan what's up chucky's extremist circus what's up
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everybody um yeah it's nasty like crappy weather out so why not right if nobody else is no one else
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is streaming come on it's kind of brutal here too yeah it's like i already i already did some
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adulting this morning so oh yeah i mean i've done tons of adulting in the middle of a fucking work day
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fucking slow down with your tons like nobody gives a shit about tons of adulting here we're just doing
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little bits right little bits little bits of whatever the fuck you want but that's that's what
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i'm doing it's just little bits i still gotta still gotta clean my fucking kitchen damn it oh
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because i was cooking which reminds me i gotta download those videos i sent you i'll make a
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i'll put that together that's funny actually oh i finally cook something yeah that's not a cooking
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video no that's a cooking video and i'm the virgin mary it was step it was step it was step-by-step
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instructions there and you can't leave out a couple of things like the debugging your nephew
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or telling your cat that she's fat those are important to the meal okay right you gotta mix
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things with your hands i love my coffee okay you know anyway i know oh it's hot go off i know what
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you're saying i'm just saying that i don't necessarily agree with you i gave myself you don't need to that's
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i don't know if it's even i feel like it might be even but it might not i didn't even get myself
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set up like i don't have my i don't like you right now what do you you don't like again this was your
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idea it wasn't my idea you act like everything did you suggest it
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go back and look at your dms go back and look at your dms no they're they're too abusive they give
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me ptsd they should i hope one day i bring you to the brink
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that's what i plan to do bring anybody to the brink here it's gonna be me bringing you to the brink
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you wish it was you you wish it was you that was making my life oh fuck
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so they uh they sacrificed those heifers yet or what what's going on with that we got steaks out of it
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excuse me some fucking israelis weren't they gonna sacrifice some red heifers that they made up
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oh i thought you were asking me if i was sacrificing heifers i was like oh what are we doing are we
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well maybe are you we could we could we could go that route too but
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i don't think it's that season yet maybe not maybe not but well it was funny though because i was
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thinking about that whole red heifer thing in israel and i was watching a video on it
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we're talking about how you know like first of all are these not like gmo modified
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fucking cows like they they've worked these cows to be red heifers so i mean there's there's one
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thing that makes this prophecy shit not real uh the other thing is there's supposed to be a temple
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that they can see but it's now a mosque so how do you expect this shit to work if nothing's
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it's like you're using wish.com to order something it's not going to be right
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right oh the thing i don't know right wish.com prophecy making that's what it is
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i should have actually true i literally should have had like a husa
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i should have had a husa moment before i came on here
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a cunt hair from becoming everybody else's problem
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because people seem to forget and i don't understand why people don't get this it's like
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if you don't understand yet in life as an adult that when you fuck around you find out actions have
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with every action comes a reaction like these are real simple things why can't people grasp that
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why don't people think that when they do things that they aren't going to have consequences whether
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good or bad but i wish oh i wish that people would stop acting like things for the same consequences
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it's for the same reason the jews think they're going to get by with fake red heifers in a
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muslim mosque in place of their temple during their little sacrificial thing is because they just
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believe that they are free from consequences and can you know can skirt around some things
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they're people who are already in mountains of bullshit
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and who are literally like standing in the middle of a fire going like uh i don't know why my life is so
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it's it's a it's a difficult thing to look inward people want to like you know make a bed and then be
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like yeah i don't know i feel like i might not lie in that one that's why i don't make my bed
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make a bed i'm gonna fucking make you lie in it yeah i just i just don't make it now you get to lie in it
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oh all right a little spiciness not as much as rage last night but
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getting there yeah i haven't um i haven't watched a full
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rage cast live for a while um i caught part of wednesday when we were driving across
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quebec or whatever but um i got through most of that one because it was like yeah i it's like
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yeah there was a lot there to unpack but again it's like every once in a while he does the streams
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like that where he just reminds everybody that it's like i don't know why the fuck people think we have
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so much time left a and b right why are we trying to explain things to people that
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don't have the capacity to be able to understand the things we're explaining
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like why explain something to somebody that has an iq that doesn't understand that you they don't
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have an iq to be able to even comprehend any of the things that you would even start to explain to
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them so why fucking bother save your fucking breath your energy your time your intelligence for
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things that need it foster something more positive and do something for yourself for the community
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large in your general you know instead of trying to like fuck off with the dumb like and the people
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who are like oh i'm just planning for the future what future what future are you whoops whoa what
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fucking future are you planning for because i'm planning for the one where i'm gonna have to
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literally defend what i have and fight for my country why because it's been completely lost and
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completely overrun that it's it's insane really but i think at this point we're we're like the teams
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have been set really i don't think there's too many people that you're really going to convince to come
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this way anymore and those people are either just not smart enough to see it or are just not honest
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enough to admit it because i think i think there's a lot of that too is there's a lot of people that
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are just refusing to look at truth you say it like honest to admit it i feel like it's cowardice
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these people are fucking cowards they're cowards there are people walking around pretending
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real hard to be something that they're not and you can only do that for so long
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well well everyone's an outlaw until it's time to do outlaw
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right you know what everybody wants to fucking play with the big kids and until they get into
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the fucking until they get into the ring with the big kids and they're like holy
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fuck yeah that's why that's why that's why breezy's banned from the ladies wrestling
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she's not allowed i'm not i'm not getting in there with her i feel like it's unfortunate that
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i don't have like i don't have nuts i have boobs i have nice boobs i have great boobs and i feel like
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it's unfortunate that i have bigger balls than some of the men that's sad like that that's sad
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that's sad that's sad and that i mean that is potentially possible
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yeah next thing you know next thing you know she's gonna have me in an active club and
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it's just gonna be awesome what do we got oh yeah i was i was i was wondering that too lee
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why because i said i have bigger balls you be quiet no because no because you said it's
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unfortunate that you don't have balls right it's unfortunate that you don't have balls is what
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she said so maybe we thought we were gonna get some yeah well i i would personally i i think i'd
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rather have the boobs going anywhere right yeah that's that's yeah there's a good point
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lord have mercy yeah that's possible you could you probably sit on them like a beanbag chair
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it happens i just only you would remember like a fucking beanbag chair really
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yeah your balls so big they're like a beanbag chair you just
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just fucking sit down on them what what's you got you got a lava lamp in your living room too
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i'd fuck out i would love to have a beanbag chair like fuck off those are comfortable
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who the fuck doesn't love a beanbag chair adults well fuck adults like who the fuck's an adult
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uh i for one have to do adulting things most days uh and also i am way too old to get out of the beanbag
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chair have you sat in the beanbag chair okay okay that might be a fair point that might be a fair
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point that is that is a possibility yes i haven't i didn't consider that part yeah it's like a futon
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if someone says to me yeah you know if i'm arranging to stay at someone's place and they're like yeah
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i have a spare room i got a futon whatever oh i'm good there's no part of me that's gonna sleep on
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a futon at this stage of my life i'll sleep on an air mattress before i sleep on a futon
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yeah i did just hear boobs and yeah apparently we did we started off uh chatting about butt munching and
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and a black guy saying we can do it and now we're talking about chesticles and yeah all it's you
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never know where the fuck this stream's gonna go because like we don't even know we don't even plan
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it right if you can know that right i don't i don't know if you can believe that we don't plan it but
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we don't plan it imagine though if we unscripted right you know what's really annoying though what is
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that fucking fan in the background you're gonna have to do something about that or if i'm gonna lose my
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shit oh my god here here princess yeah i can't hit like my my ocd goes eight shit when there's
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shit moving like that i can't handle that it's just like when i put things in the chat the gifts
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and stuff that move i gotta delete those because i can't see them moving it makes me like it just
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made me agitated really yes that's unbelievable yeah i'm i notice all of the things in my environment
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so when i see something like that i swear to god like i just wanted like i want to reach through the
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screen and just put my hand up there and stop it yeah yeah well the ceiling fan i actually forgot was
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even on to be perfectly honest um how could you a little dusty too apparently because i'm
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fucking i don't pay attention the economy's bad i can't afford it i'm sorry what the economy's bad i can't
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whatever yeah we're coming in hot with the dad jokes wow it just got humid i feel like it's gonna storm
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soon oh yeah yeah i just felt the humidity coming hard there
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either that or i'm having a hot flash either way
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what me having oh yeah that's right what no well i mean yeah maybe but uh yeah edgy
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taking a break from the regular streams that definitely can't wait for that project to be
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done though i want to check that out oh it's gonna be exciting yeah it's gonna be exciting
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well it could be could be anyway a japanese what the fuck is a japanese futon
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i don't know is there like a fortune in it is that it what's what's going on with the
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japanese futon oh does it tickle me do you have to squint your eyes to see it
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does it you have your young time right fine oh god does it have a rice cooker
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fucking terrible huh jesus you guys are a bad influence on me holy
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fuck oh my god definitely not thick that's what she said
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i don't know if i yeah see it's got to be thick right stuffing what do you mean
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you gotta stuff it always it doesn't have foam always with stuff it has a sushi bridge
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yeah i don't know what did bullshit no no don't come at me with this it's thin it's got no stuffing and
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it's good for me that sounds like you know kale is good for you no no it isn't fuck off that's a
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lot gotta be who ever said kale was good for you they definitely were lying or had never actually actually
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eaten kale because there's nothing good about kale no one actually actually likes it they don't
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fuck where does it even grow kale there's dino kale there's regular kale
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rainbow you're good you probably catch gay off the rainbow kale like
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if you okay the only way you can have kale is if it is legitimately mixed in with a bunch of other things
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no and then even then it's like i'm still eating kale and the people that are like oh i'm gonna make
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chips out of it and here here's some salt and vinegar kale chips um you can take your kale chips
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and shove them right up your ass how about that or there's a will there's a way heather
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see you could probably stuff it in a futon i bet yeah possible
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anyway yeah collard greens are way better i agree anyway kill stupid what do you mean what the
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fuck does collard even mean like where did that go like what the fuck is that collard green it's a
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thing a collard green is a thing yeah but whatever i only smoke greens
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i mean well no i guess that is a lie because there are a couple of green vegetables and
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what vegetables do you eat i'm curious garlic powder and onion powder um
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i like peppers for sure like red green yellow orange i don't give a
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fuck put them all in at once all right those are good um
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a lettuce can be good i mean i know you don't make friends with salad but
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you know it's not it's not bad to have like a like a caesar salad or some
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shit after a fat fucking steak or something but um i'll do carrots but not if they're cooked
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unless they're cooked with brown sugar because that's pretty fucking good
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celery is good you eat like mashed potatoes parsnips peas corn
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well of course potatoes you say not so much but you have no idea how many people legitimately
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no potatoes i've i will absolutely eat the shit out of potatoes
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oh those are gross those are gross you people are nasty
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sprouts that are so good brussels sprouts with no bacon no so good well why would you why would
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you insult bacon by teaming it up with fucking brussels sprouts because legitimately anything
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cooked with bacon tastes good so i mean that is a fair point but i think it's an insult to the
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bacon too oh i fucking hate this chair you know
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i like turnips i like i like everything there's like
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legitimately nothing friday terry potatoes go right to my hips
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nothing goes to my anything that's the that's the thing i whenever
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onions and yeah onions and garlic is definitely a food group yes i love onions and garlic i've always
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got like three or four different kinds of onions for sure and i'll eat that just as onion and garlic
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well really i mean those are kind of things that you want to have yeah like if i'm if especially
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if i have to like cut up like a bunch of garlic or something i'll always take like a clove just
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to eat myself while i'm cutting up the other garlic it's good shit i love it swear by my grandpa
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would always yeah my grandpa always told me like fucking it's a good way to boost the immune
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system or some stupid shit so it's just like whatever i'll eat it and i i figure he's got
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to be right because i barely ever get sick so garlic and honey are really good for you
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yeah i love honey too honey is good unpasteurized honey
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as we've discussed oh for fucks yeah i finally i've got some of that it's not bad it's not bad it's
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it's good it's all right it's good for you also good for the crotch goblin i have never cared
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whether or not it was good for me right uh after witnessing what you cooked last night
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that was amazing by the way bro amazing i don't even want to talk about it it was fantastic yeah
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perui fucking bacon bake that shit was so good god knows how many calories it has but
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what that is not a meal yeah it was you should have seen how much of it i had
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no that's like seven meals oh wow that's just good then i'm good for the week
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but you ate though yeah but no no what i'm saying is is that that amount of of calories
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in one sitting is not terribly healthy regardless of what you're i mean it was super good
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yeah okay right it's super good i just don't know how to explain this so right what now see koala
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koala mama this is this is what i did okay so this no no no i made oh god um so now i feel like
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the actual you shouldn't show people what you did well yeah i should it's great um so now i don't
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actually go buy like the real recipe anymore um because it has measurements that i just don't
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like oh so okay what what so i do it myself okay it's just like saying a stop sign is optional
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it's two ways to hop it's optional if there's no cops around you're gonna die all right you're making
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choices that are going to bring you to the grave sooner than you actually actually need to be
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there so anyway carry on i'll leave you be i'm gonna be like to be early yeah i like to be early
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um so what it is is first you've gotta you gotta like uh cook some bacon okay now the recipe itself
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i'm pretty sure that the the actual recipe just called for like four slices of bacon to be cooked
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um and then you were gonna take like a bunch of cream cheese um i forget it's like maybe a little
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less than the full package that you would get but um and then cook that in the bacon grease and then add
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some chicken broth in there as well and once that's all good and creamy you pour that over top of some
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fucking pierogies and bake those for 15 minutes top it with some cheese melt that and then add your
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bacon and some green onions on top now what i did um is i used an entire package of bacon
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instead of just the four slices number one um and what okay keep going number one you used an entire
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pack of bacon yes number two um what number two i didn't have i forgot that i didn't actually have
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garlic so i just dumped a bunch of garlic powder in it still worked out um
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and then i took the whole pack of cream cheese and put that in there
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and then i took a cup of chicken broth put that in there and then and then about a
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about a half a brick a half a brick of cheese that i grated up and put on top
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yeah well that that's pretty much like about it really no don't you keep out dopey what am i
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fuck i don't remember now what a significant amount there was green onions oh no a significant
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amount of bacon grease oh well yeah because yeah i got the bacon grease from the entire pack
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yeah so that was like two and a half cups of bacon grease i mean it was a lot yeah there was quite a bit so let's just recap shall
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we okay just recap so now we have an entire 500 gram package of bacon
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plus the bacon fat like the bacon grease yeah plus an entire brick of cream cheese yeah
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some garlic salt and some other weird spices plus a half and let's call it three quarters of a brick of
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fucking cheddar cheese because i know you didn't leave much left yeah
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some pierogies yeah and then maybe a little bit of green onion yeah well actually there's quite a
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lot of green onion create a lot of green onion and bacon on top yes as well as bacon in it and cheese
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okay so does everybody see where i'm going with this no recipe was amazing just entire packages of
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everything together well no that that i mean the whole process is going off of memory um like there
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there what there used to be a real recipe that i was following for this but i have since made my own
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adjustments and it's i'm telling you right now it was i am fucking amazing aware of that okay i could
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i could start a segment called cooking with johnny and with that one baby yeah it's fucking killer it's
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so good just you know what you should do that and then you know what it'll be super
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funny about it is that you're gonna die be it maybe we're all gonna die anyway
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everybody else's is wicked i mean like would zoo over here talking about too much fat and dairy
00:43:25.820
would what what's that saying i would probably do horrible things to my guts yeah well i mean maybe
00:43:30.940
um listen there well i already know there's some there's some shit that fucks me up like the uh
00:43:38.540
the pillars meat sticks i've learned that eating the entire package of spicy meat sticks
00:43:43.020
um that usually has but well a little bit um but it still doesn't stop me
00:43:56.940
me and connor were walking back from the grocery store the other day i bought a package of them and
00:44:01.180
it's like as soon as we stepped outside of the store i opened that son of a
00:44:03.980
a bitch up handed him one i'm like let's go we just started walking home and eating
00:44:12.940
it's good there's something about cured meat i don't know what it is it's a saltiness
00:44:16.220
i like salt yeah it's it's the one thing that it's the one thing that i don't care if it hurts my bum i'm
00:44:24.140
gonna do it anyway i'm glad that's the one thing i'm glad that's the only thing that you will do
00:44:30.780
the one thing just so everybody knows that's the one thing that johnny is going to do it's spicy meat
00:44:42.300
sticks and excess yes but nothing else that hurts his bum absolutely okay it's a hundred a hundred percent
00:44:50.780
and and you know i know it's gonna burn later but that's your no-no square right yeah okay
00:45:00.220
that's great for everybody yeah whatever that's what it is i got my walter glasses
00:45:06.380
hey oh yeah right how fun are those everybody's going with the glasses now i do need some
00:45:15.580
my eyes are starting to go there's no question maybe i can maybe i can eat some fucking carrots
00:45:21.180
make up for it or something i don't know do you know what i think is so funny is that like
00:45:27.100
there's so many things you can do that are yeah like exactly carrots like there's so many
00:45:34.460
things you can eat and and whatever that are so beneficial for all the things and people just
00:45:42.380
don't even think to do them anymore it's like you learn about it although i guess now thinking
00:45:48.300
about it after say it out loud it's kind of like i feel like a lot of the nutrition and stuff that
00:45:53.020
we learned in the um like public school setting was bullshit because i mean the whole food pyramid
00:46:02.460
is a joke and all of that so i guess it would be it would be kind of trite for me to assume that
00:46:07.340
everybody has like a good idea of what is good and nutritious for different things and whatever but
00:46:12.140
yeah but like i eat more carrots and like sweet potatoes and stuff in um like when like it's good
00:46:20.860
for um what's it called like um for your skin right right like the color of your skin and stuff
00:46:29.420
if you eat a lot of beta carotene then you get like orange your skin right so when you're tanning and
00:46:33.260
stuff i see there sarah s thompson oh sarah s thompson that's a good one that is a good one
00:46:43.420
there's only a couple of those drugs that i think i haven't done maybe one or
00:46:50.380
you know fear and loathing is absolutely one of my absolute favorites uh where the buffalo room was
00:46:55.020
pretty good too um but fear and loathing for sure uh like there's just like a couple of scenes in that
00:47:00.300
movie that i absolutely love uh like when uh for whatever reason when johnny depp is going through
00:47:06.380
that like one fucking like carnival like casino and he's just like fuck off
00:47:12.700
like everybody just keeps asking him for shit and he's like fuck off
00:47:15.580
like yeah that's anybody who's had an experience like that on drugs knows exactly what they're going
00:47:21.660
through oh yeah it's fucking such a good movie you can't park your car here
00:47:26.220
why is this not a suitable place to park no it's so good i also um i was thinking of the book too
00:47:34.780
um but philip k dick do you ever read any of his stuff electric dreams or any of that no no okay no
00:47:44.620
well i've never really done a whole lot of reading to be yeah i was just thinking my my penis book is
00:47:50.620
right here the double d guy oh yeah the double penis read some of that for you today i almost forgot
00:47:57.020
about double dick dude excuse me almost how could you almost yeah double dick dude i don't know because
00:48:05.660
stuff was going on and there was other stuff and then that stuff pushes that stuff out of my head and
00:48:11.260
then somebody mentioned something and i'm like oh double dick dude yeah well i have we still gotta hook
00:48:18.380
him up with some siamese twins with two heads because i think that would be the other one that i
00:48:23.980
always have here beside me is the darwin um the darwin awards came out to extinction extinction mostly um
00:48:35.020
because people are are so dumb and it's pretty funny reading like accounts of people's stupidity
00:48:43.020
like legitimately it is so i really like them not you just made me remember that i forgot to download
00:48:51.740
the uh the video of the uh the go train kid and the the fire the fire train in london which i think was
00:49:00.380
done on purpose as a jeep to turn oh that's fun right well i mean it happened just after the go train
00:49:07.740
incident so i figure that now it's all about you just fucking light the roof on fire and none of
00:49:13.340
these guys can ride it right it's a safety measure they're gonna especially because if they get
00:49:20.780
anywhere near the flames there's gonna be a methane explosion yeah stupid's gonna keep being stupid
00:49:26.060
so right it's gonna be a big boom yeah anyway yeah totally um oh let's okay let's do one of these
00:49:34.220
ones these ones are funny so is this double dick
00:49:37.740
double dick dude no i'm gonna read you one of the um one of the darwin awards all right darwin
00:49:44.060
awards yeah yeah i'm gonna do one of the like when people die it's funny to me um it's the darwin
00:49:53.020
awards with sarah s thompson yeah what's this one okay this person i don't think died so this one is
00:50:05.340
called muffled explosion confirmed by darwin featuring gonads explosions machismo and a
00:50:11.660
living darwin january 10 2009 pennsylvania oh that sounds interesting yeah right an embarrassed and
00:50:19.980
seriously injured 17 year old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack
00:50:25.260
by persons unknown however police investigators soon extracted the truth he had found an m80 explosive at his
00:50:32.540
grandmother's house taken it to his room to examine it and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the
00:50:37.900
fuse during one of these cycles the fuse would not go out so he jammed the red cardboard tube between
00:50:44.460
his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion this plan was less successful than he had
00:50:51.420
hoped one loud kaboom later our junior pyrotechnic specialist had lost his right hand and right leg it is
00:50:58.620
not known whether the injury also affected his ability to reproduce but if it had the fellow
00:51:03.660
would be eligible to compete for the honor of a living darwin award um so like how successful did
00:51:11.180
this idiot think it was going to be um i'll tell you right now here's a here's a random tidbit commonly
00:51:18.220
thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite m80s actually contain 150th the amount of explosive
00:51:24.060
and used flash powder rather than tnt used by the u.s military to stimulate grenade explosions
00:51:30.300
m80s were outlawed in 1966 under the child protection act they are not safe enough to be
00:51:35.340
detonated by the average man on the average street let alone by an average 17 year old
00:51:42.620
i'm just thinking 17 years old yeah if there's one
00:51:48.220
one fucking place i didn't even want an explosion i don't give a fuck you give me a cardboard tube or
00:51:53.900
not it's going to be anywhere near my fucking dick and balls okay like you you protect those at all
00:51:59.900
costs okay here's one from russia so y'all you know this one's going to be good also in 2009 a raging
00:52:08.460
raccoon has bitten off a person's privates as he was trying to rape the animal screams the headline
00:52:14.460
oh my god oh what the oh what the when most of us see a wild animal
00:52:24.060
it never enters our minds why would it however alexander 44 was on a drunken weekend with friends
00:52:31.260
in moscow when he left on the terrified animal when i oh my goodness couldn't find a beaver
00:52:41.020
so he went with a coon when i saw the raccoon i thought i'd have some fun although there was not
00:52:47.980
much left to work with plastic surgeons were trying to reconstruct his mangled manhood
00:52:52.620
if he is unable to procreate he is eligible for a darwin award but thus thus far no reports have leaked
00:52:58.780
on the success of the shaft graft all this so now i know um it has been talked about that apparently
00:53:09.100
consensual sex with the animals is being talked about i think that's how we can tell if it was
00:53:14.620
consensual or not right if the animal attacks you then i guess i feel like maybe don't i well obviously
00:53:24.700
um like uh i i can't even understand the thought process that would be there um because
00:53:32.460
i mean first of all to even want to do that to any animal period is retarded um but a
00:53:40.860
fucking raccoon they're wily motherfuckers oh there's also a lot of um a lot of accounts of um
00:53:51.020
men getting their dicks stuck in pipes okay let's not oh my god i guess guys try to
00:53:57.420
to fuck pipes a lot oh my god this one took um uh a blowtorch didn't take a look uh and they
00:54:07.180
they nicknamed him iron maiden because it took seven firefighters and six paramedics
00:54:13.100
to get his dick out of the pipe now imagine if you will the absolute embarrassment
00:54:19.580
that it would have to fucking hold to have that many people
00:54:23.740
oh to free your dick from something this one was listen i am a nurse on a busy surgical unit i
00:54:32.140
received a report that a young patient was arriving with severe laceration lacerations to his penis
00:54:38.780
try as i might i could not imagine what this poor lad had done to injure himself
00:54:43.740
turns out the 21 year old patient confided in me upset by his girlfriend's unwillingness to have
00:54:48.860
intimate relations he had romanced a flower vase alas in the heat of the moment the bud vase
00:54:55.100
shattered lacerating his penis and he required emergency surgery see this just this goes to show
00:55:02.700
that this kid just thought outside the box right while most you don't stop and smell the roses he
00:55:09.500
decided to fuck the vase they came in that's fucking epic epic i i really hope um that none of
00:55:18.780
these people are able to actually have children like these are the people that should be removed
00:55:24.940
from the gene pool immediately again why i mean this is why it's the darwin awards again like there's
00:55:33.260
excuse me a number of stories where they get their penis caught in the um vacuum cleaner
00:55:39.020
like so i mean you should be getting their penis caught anywhere right right i don't care if it's
00:55:49.580
you know the neighbor's wife or a fucking vase either way maybe don't get your dick caught somewhere
00:55:56.060
long yeah yeah yeah i mean it's it's pretty easy to control where it goes you would fucking think so
00:56:07.340
well i know so i have one i've always oh yeah i guess i sometimes you have one
00:56:14.380
i mean with that fucking hair listen listen here to the lady who's like oh it's unfortunate i don't
00:56:20.540
have balls like apparently we're gonna trade no i didn't say it was unfortunate i don't have balls
00:56:27.260
i said it's unfortunate that i have bigger balls than some men when i have tits and not balls
00:56:34.460
i don't claim to have nuts i have again right maybe maybe he should have thought more of boxes
00:56:45.580
and less of other things of other things yes right absolutely like jesus just grab a sock like everybody else you know
00:56:54.460
a sock nothing oh like you do it in the sock i see what you mean okay right that's right you can't get
00:57:07.420
stuck in one of those yeah no i i'm aware there's been teenage boys yeah yeah i don't know absolutely
00:57:19.900
fucking baffling oh my lord the okay so i feel like for the the double header book about double
00:57:31.740
dick dude i feel like we should like start from the beginning and just every every stream will just
00:57:40.140
read a little bit start from the base and go to the tip yeah twice start at the base and go to the tip
00:57:50.380
y'all okay do i have to read it right now though i want to smoke a joint first whatever i think i
00:57:58.300
already smoked a joint though i did i just finished one all right whatever it does might not be a good
00:58:05.260
idea for the middle of a tuesday afternoon when it's technically i don't know that's yeah that's
00:58:13.180
that's i thought about it but i i'm still unsure if i have to
00:58:19.660
procure a crotch goblin or not yeah yeah i might have to
00:58:29.100
i know i'm gonna i'll probably just do that i'm just gonna roll another one
00:58:33.580
maybe actually will you do that uh we got a video there well i mean i it's a
00:58:39.660
it's a fairy already showed it that's the funny part i make a video i didn't even get to
00:58:43.500
share it on a stream first but fairy did and it was good but the uh the active clubs
00:58:51.820
thing now apparently that law and order episode oh yeah that's of course having an active club is
00:58:59.260
a right-wing racist kind of thing but uh turns out turns out maybe not
00:59:08.540
we've actually had our eye on kovac for a while now his gym is an active club i guess soulstar is
00:59:15.500
just a left-wing um martial arts gym all fronting is small mma style gyms how big a network are we
00:59:22.860
talking about so far we've identified over 30 active clubs across nine different states and several
00:59:28.700
provinces of canada so how do they work the clubs operate as recruitment centers before anyone joins
00:59:34.540
the main class we have an intro class then we'll explain who we are what our principles are and we
00:59:40.380
get them to sign that we all have a socialist outlook we're all left-wing we're all anti-fascist
00:59:47.260
we're all feminist they're building an army they're trying to it's the new face of hate
00:59:55.420
it's the new face of hate it's fucking left-wingers
01:00:01.260
what are you looking for now sorry um i just got a work email oh i was just looking at my emails
01:00:15.740
actually the video that i like pulled those clips from is i i might have to do some more with that
01:00:34.700
uh well it was uh some video that i came across it was from vice and it was like 10 questions with
01:00:40.860
like a left-wing active club oh and they had they have some pretty fucking
01:00:45.980
stupid answers really do you think that's why they follow me to the gym
01:00:53.260
it's because they they think that i'm gonna i'm doing tears on the treadmill yeah maybe well i
01:01:00.860
mean working out is a fucking that's an extremist activity getting healthy and fit
01:01:06.940
don't fucking don't let them catch you not being a fat ass
01:01:09.980
okay everybody's got to be fat you know the worst part about my gym is that it's literally in the
01:01:16.860
same plaza as a mcdonald's i gotta sit there and smell mcdonald's which is sometimes yeah test your
01:01:22.860
fucking test your goddamn willpower oh i have i have tons of willpower it's watching that's for
01:01:29.580
mental strength right there that's that's fucking genius location location location i know but
01:01:35.020
i'm not disagreeing with you it is genius it's also um it's also helpful too because it's like
01:01:43.740
you look at it you look at the people a going in and out of there and you're like yeah that's why i'm
01:01:47.500
on the fucking that that is definitely why i'm on the treadmill number one but number two it's super
01:01:53.100
helpful realizing how many people are there at dinner time it's like god
01:01:59.820
well it's super helpful too because it goes it goes both ways right um because the fat asses at
01:02:07.180
the mcdonald's that don't want to be fat asses anymore might see the gym and go get to the gym
01:02:12.300
and then the fat asses that are in the gym that have weak willpower will just say it
01:02:16.300
go to mcdonald's right yeah it's a trade it's good location location location yeah there are times
01:02:23.500
where i've gotten off like had a really good fucking week of workouts and been like oh my god
01:02:30.140
i really want like mcdonald's french fry because i do like mcdonald's french fries and i know that
01:02:35.740
they're really bad but it's that's why i like them is because they're bad but and then i like think
01:02:42.940
about it i'm like i don't do it and it's like it just defeats the entire purpose of everything that
01:02:48.460
i just did by just going and then getting french fries just be careful because taking the stairs
01:02:53.580
is violence totally right yeah you're uh you're stepping on um the oppressed or some stupid oh
01:03:04.300
i'm sure for sure yeah yeah oh i'm not good at making up stuff so at least not like that yeah
01:03:11.420
push-ups equal colonization right like i mean all of these things it's like all the things we're doing
01:03:18.140
are clearly i mean being active and and you know bible studies every every push-up having you know
01:03:29.260
get-togethers where we where we do uh you know and push-ups is the leading cause of death and leftist
01:03:37.420
like i don't understand yeah how is that like how like if we if we were like cycling would be
01:03:48.540
would be less terror-y no like would that be less extreme if we were cycling because i feel like
01:03:54.220
cyclists are really no because here here i'll i'll answer that i'll answer that with your favorite
01:04:01.980
friend rachel right the way she the way she would put it would be like you know like if we were doing
01:04:08.700
cycling like it would be for like exercise you know but like when you know when those right wingers do it
01:04:15.580
you know it's like violent cycling right it's not for because anything we do is it's violent why is she so
01:04:26.460
stupid i don't know like why does she literally but i think she is is that by talking about her
01:04:33.660
though we're giving her fucking life i think she wants to ride fairy i think she wants to ride a
01:04:39.580
couple of y'all right like i i think we all know she's advertised she's a slut so i got i think she has
01:04:47.180
some deep-rooted like just crash and she doesn't know how to express herself with it um it's kind of
01:04:53.340
it's kind of like the when when boys are little and like they like hit a girl because they like
01:04:58.780
her yeah they know what the they're doing they're just this is her way of getting attention yeah right
01:05:04.380
pay attention to me i think that's what's happening why do i keep what's the voicemail about i don't know
01:05:13.980
i feel like my phone is so up right now oh i feel like adult women just walk up and just say
01:05:21.900
hey you want to fuck yeah right like instead of pulling my air your hair first
01:05:33.900
i don't know that's always been my favorite pickup line nice shoes want to fuck
01:05:38.380
yeah right that's fucked up it works for me every time
01:05:48.620
you missed it yeah that no i i caught it i caught it i looked up
01:05:55.740
that's also one of my my probably my second favorite
01:06:01.420
i tell you what uh well diagonal did make yeah well sort of anyway she also got fired too so that was
01:06:07.980
that was that was awesome uh maybe that's what it is maybe maybe just maybe her firing was a result of
01:06:24.620
that's possible i think she's just a loony and yes i do have reflexes for that absolutely i have
01:06:30.620
reflexes and it's like radar you know i can't help it they could be behind me i know it yeah nobody knew
01:06:39.420
who she was before she started reporting on no one and she still really isn't anyone i mean
01:06:49.100
she won't be not one my phone is retarded i'm not you know what rogers is gonna get a
01:06:55.500
fucking piece of my mind i tell you what oh bro that conversation i just want to tell you so y'all
01:07:00.620
i just had to have a phone call with rogers because i have two rogers phones
01:07:05.660
and one of them all of a sudden while i'm in the middle of using it just slows down and i'm like oh
01:07:09.660
okay so i i call rogers i'm like yeah there's a problem and the person on the phone within the first
01:07:18.780
you know obviously within the first couple of seconds you know whether what their uh nationality
01:07:24.060
is generally it's either someone from india or not um and then i was like okay it's not an indian
01:07:31.660
person great and then within 30 seconds i heard the chirping in the background so i knew that they
01:07:39.500
weren't white but i had to listen to that for the entire uh the entire conversation was the chirping of
01:07:48.060
her smoke alarm go off every nice every 60 seconds sure in the background
01:07:55.820
fuck my my uh my smoke alarm actually went off last night just for fucking no apparent goddamn reason
01:08:02.460
i was just sitting there and you know i'm fucking watching something and
01:08:06.540
fucking fire alarm starts going off i'm like what the shit is this it took forever to put the
01:08:14.300
fucking thing in hush mode but the only good part to it is it pissed off cooter
01:08:21.420
and you like pissing off your because she's a fat little bitch that always asked me for treats even
01:08:26.940
after i just gave her some well she's a gluttonous little kitty cats are supposed to be fat you're
01:08:34.540
supposed to get cats that's fine but it's her neediness right and the fact that she's a bitch about
01:08:41.260
it it's a female cat you literally i know described female cats no i know fat needy and
01:08:49.580
bitchy what did you yeah i i know and like we're working on that you know we're working on that like
01:08:55.740
i figured out um right like because she's not very you know she doesn't really like getting pet
01:09:03.100
um so i figured out that if i want her to like cuddle and you know give any attention all i gotta do is
01:09:13.660
and then she'll come over and she'll cuddle and and then she gets food
01:09:18.060
food is that how men get attention from women no just make us hungry no not really i don't think
01:09:24.140
it works that way i get angry yeah i mean it works with her because she can't eat without me so you
01:09:31.340
know so you're a sadist no i just know that it's the only way that she's gonna come over and sit with
01:09:39.900
me is if she's hungry and needs something so we've uh it's just a you know i've unlocked the the
01:09:46.700
cheat code to making her cuddle i wouldn't lead with that on a date why not just saying let's
01:09:56.140
struggle snuggle city let's go yeah that's exactly what that sounds like right yeah are
01:10:01.260
you gonna wear duct tape as a fucking bracelet too well i'm not oh she is
01:10:16.140
you're an idiot savant you know that right yeah i know okay all right just just making sure
01:10:23.020
whatever it works yeah that's all i gotta say you know i've i've figured shit out
01:10:33.740
may not be the way you do things but i i get the job done
01:10:37.740
i'm so confused as to what i'm supposed to do here
01:10:46.380
can do their job so that i can do mine it's so helpful it's so helpful
01:10:59.180
that's funny scotian lady just sent me this that's funny a bunch of antifa types in the woods
01:11:08.300
yeah they all look like goblins because they're goblins yeah right i mean like they look like
01:11:29.100
well that and i'm i'm sure that he would just be able to beat them up
01:11:33.340
yeah i mean oh yeah i mean i i push this watch to work in your office that's amazing i have
01:11:44.780
ceases watch me go to the gym so that's always fun i don't think i can tell you what ceases
01:11:51.020
watches me do oh my god that's why i wave when i begin you have problems
01:11:59.100
why i mean it helps it's actually i'm less alone that way and all right
01:12:19.420
broker t yes i have photos yeah tofu chat yeah stick them there as long as there's no nipples we're good
01:12:25.340
they were outside of where we were on where all of us were on sunday i have pictures of that as
01:12:34.060
well um but you should post them there or send them into uh get ashley to send them and we can
01:12:42.300
put we can post yeah scotion lady they're standing up in the corner
01:12:45.900
we can post them in biggest corner chat too that's amazing hilarious
01:12:51.660
yeah we should start posting all the pictures we should make oh my god we should make a chat and
01:12:57.020
post all the pictures of them following us in the chat that's a great idea you could create a music
01:13:04.140
montage okay we should compare we should all compare pictures yeah yeah yep totally
01:13:16.220
it's fucking awesome i love it i always had the mic i just i changed my setup that's all
01:13:28.620
i mean it's i freely move it around and do this but i'm just in the dining room now that's all
01:13:39.020
lee stewie's like i'm sorry what pictures picture yeah send your pictures lee
01:13:58.620
oh i see what you see now i see said the blind man peeing against the wind it's all coming back to me
01:14:28.620
likely an overdose or a car accident because nobody can fucking drive idiots
01:14:33.020
that's why i love i love those fucking like bad drivers and bad parkers fucking groups that every
01:14:41.420
city has those are my absolute favorite i love chirping people in there
01:14:48.940
like one guy was bitching that he had to well one guy was bitching he had to pass somebody um
01:14:55.420
and it was like a construction zone or something and i i don't know he's bitching about something
01:15:00.460
stupid um and of course he took a picture while he was driving of the car that he's
01:15:06.540
bitching about and i'm like yeah so naturally you you decided to take a picture while driving
01:15:11.340
uh and upload it to a bad driving you're you're fucking idiot
01:15:18.460
90 of the time too those posts it's like whoever the fuck posted it's the one at fault that's that's
01:15:23.740
my favorite part we got an uber driver actually post like a lot of fucking dash cam footage
01:15:30.300
mm-hmm and everybody literally just goes there to chirp him because 90 of the time
01:15:35.980
it's whatever the fuck he was doing that was in the wrong
01:15:40.620
like he'll bitch about somebody turning out in front of him but he was speeding
01:15:46.220
hey you fucking idiot if you weren't fucking gunning it you'd have never even fucking been there
01:15:53.500
yeah it's generally people like that but yeah that annoys me too i i don't yeah yeah
01:15:59.420
yeah and it's it's sad too because he's like our only white uber driver i think
01:16:05.020
but he's an idiot i never have a good experience when i take ubers
01:16:10.140
camera works out well for me yeah i i don't think i i've only ever had uber like a couple of times i
01:16:17.020
just i still call cab companies fuck that shit yeah no that's exactly what i do i call cab companies
01:16:22.220
because like the couple of times i've called ubers um
01:16:25.100
um they like get mad that you're drunk and then like kick you out it's like well
01:16:31.660
i'm calling an uber like what the fuck god i'm paying for this ride i'm i am paying for that ride
01:16:38.300
i will piss in the back seat if i want to okay i got two cars in the driveway it's not because i don't
01:16:43.500
have a car it's because i'm too drunk to drive so i need you to take me where i need to go yeah
01:16:49.260
and if i want to piss in the back seat that's my pro that's my prerogative no but it's like you know
01:16:55.180
if you're just like talking or whatever and you're on the phone or you know it's like literally i've been
01:16:59.980
kicked out well surely sarah surely surely if if it's a if it's a jeep driving i mean i can
01:17:08.700
shit in the back seat though right well he would think so because they shit everywhere it's got to
01:17:13.420
be the way that that works that's what they do yeah right okay makes sense no number ones just number
01:17:22.300
twos yeah so remember that for your next uber no i don't i'm not gonna do it again no no well
01:17:33.660
i don't i mean i don't really i don't drink anymore to the point of like getting hammered
01:17:42.620
yeah see exactly literally the reason it's true heather oh you literally yeah i'm with i'm with
01:17:50.940
scotian lighting here if you don't shit in it it's racism right you should don't be racist
01:17:56.780
shit in the shit in the uber yes uh i feel like maybe could we do that with like the delivery
01:18:09.100
drivers too would it be racist to not like try and steal something from them maybe ride the ride
01:18:15.900
on the fucking roof of their car yeah right like i don't think that has to be just for trains right
01:18:39.660
well it's better than mine i've only had the uh the coffee so there you go and weed and cigarettes
01:18:46.300
oh yeah right well no cigarettes but yeah a little bit of weed yeah i had applesauce
01:18:50.940
crisscross and sauce with a couple of pickled beets in it but that doesn't count as breakfast
01:19:01.020
apparently not all right it's just like a probiotic what in the
01:19:12.060
the pudding train yeah well i'm curious now you got me a little intrigued i'm sure that i'll probably
01:19:22.060
is that what is that with bill cosby you end up having a nap through at that train ride
01:19:30.940
what is a pudding train are you gonna look at that
01:19:33.580
i'm i'm assuming that she means like you're shitting in the train is that
01:19:40.060
i don't know filling it with your own pudding is that
01:19:43.820
what are we doing i don't know what a pudding train is
01:19:53.500
ever oh yeah all right she made up the uh okay i get it now
01:19:57.740
oh it's describing others yeah it's a pudding train once i'm done with it
01:20:02.620
yeah yeah makes sense that's what i thought but i wasn't sure
01:20:07.100
sounds disgusting hey come on come on think about it it'd be hilarious you just get to the end of
01:20:12.300
your ride and you'd be like i'm gonna give you two stars and you just drop a deuce in the backseat
01:20:16.540
i feel like oh we can't be far off right i feel like that's that's part of your culture right
01:20:28.860
i'm trying to be respectful the worst part is though is that it's like
01:20:36.060
that's where we are now like we joke about this shit and like we laugh about it but it's like we
01:20:42.460
joked about stuff before and we laughed about it like you know imagine if this happened and then
01:20:46.940
now we're like yeah remember when we jumped about that so we're joking about that now and i feel like
01:20:53.580
we probably shouldn't yeah yeah there's a good chance on that we're you know putting
01:20:59.980
stuff into the universe that doesn't need to be there yeah this timeline is already pretty up
01:21:05.660
uh the gold heist guy yeah he did get his gym membership canceled that's actually pretty funny
01:21:13.100
um it's hilarious uh fuck it a gym has more sense than our government right the gym will eat them
01:21:24.220
yeah that that was pretty funny actually the other funny thing too is uh just like that uh
01:21:29.740
our one buddy there actually not i'm gonna bring that up just because that one was funny too
01:21:34.540
let me load that up here it's gonna take a second
01:21:42.460
where did i put it where did i put it there it is
01:21:49.340
i love your shit posting by the way scotian lady dude from india that was
01:22:03.740
what video have you got it's not gonna learn a long video what's the problem here
01:22:12.940
a video i took the uh the video that uh uh the jeet that was telling everybody how to do the um
01:22:36.860
there we go here we go this is how i save hundreds of bucks every month in food and grocery all these
01:22:42.780
groceries for this week i got free this is for everyone all the students they even have hot food
01:22:47.660
at our university here most of the universities and colleges made food banks which are run by
01:22:53.980
trusts churches and non-profit organizations let me show you what i got this week you can take as
01:22:59.260
much as you want all the basic fruits and vegetables bread sauces pastas and canned vegetables which is
01:23:15.180
i think i might make that a bit of a segment yeah i'll just like find
01:23:20.300
fucking stupid people saying stupid things and we'll just see
01:23:24.540
how long i let the video go before that clip comes into play
01:23:27.580
um but yeah it's hilarious that guy got fired i love it yeah that was the best part about that
01:23:35.340
yeah well and he had a decent fucking job too and now he doesn't so yep
01:23:43.580
i think somebody found his linkedin or something like you know what here's the greatest part now he's
01:23:54.620
yeah exactly and i bet you now they have his picture up at the food banks for like you know
01:24:00.540
really you can only take one take one now we find ourselves over
01:24:12.780
them biting the hand that feeds him that was definitely funny though
01:24:15.020
and like the other stupid thing is too is he makes it look like he's a student there like
01:24:21.100
wearing the fucking sweater and like you fucking idiot and there's that other one that he was showing
01:24:27.580
that's telling everybody that we might have the ubi and that it'll be for everybody even refugees
01:24:35.420
which of course it will right because that's exactly who it's for yeah but it's like if you think
01:24:40.620
about it like this though in the sense of like you take one video down it's only one of them
01:24:46.380
there's a million more of them and they're all doing the same thing right right which i mean which is
01:24:54.220
why all of our social services have been completely depleted in a matter of like months
01:25:02.460
like if you think well think about how many think about how many migrants came and maybe they brought
01:25:07.100
kids with them now they're getting a fucking child tax for each of those children and you know have
01:25:13.660
not put anything into the tax base so it's like we already have trouble paying for everybody now
01:25:21.740
and now we just added a few hundred thousand if not more um to that pool right like it just
01:25:31.580
it's it's it's a baffling thing and especially when you see that we still continue to support these
01:25:38.140
foreign aid investments which you know we were it almost seems like we're doing more to help others
01:25:53.260
it's amazing look at paris you know i think paris has reached peak culture now well
01:25:59.500
with those afghan riots they're not they're not going to be able to top that right they can't get
01:26:06.380
any any more enriched i think they've reached the peak and that's the greatest culture ever right there
01:26:17.260
not to mention any of the other places who have been enriched
01:26:20.700
it's like we keep sending foreign aid to countries that have no
01:26:38.540
to look after themselves or to get themselves out of the where they are it's just like a vicious cycle
01:26:44.780
of like the hamster wheel of bullshit you know and it's like so why like if we've been sending
01:26:53.580
foreign aid to these countries for years trying to help them and bringing people here and it's still not
01:27:02.780
working why is opening up our borders and allowing the third world to take over the first world
01:27:12.140
yeah i don't know why do we think that's going to solve the problem like i'm just curious like
01:27:17.820
well because that's pretty much what trudeau has done he's opened the borders and been like everyone
01:27:23.660
come in when we can't even look after ourselves we're just going to bring everybody else in and by
01:27:29.260
we can't look after ourselves i mean like the government as a blanket cannot look after the country as a
01:27:35.340
whole clearly yeah so what in the fuck did they actually they actually think was going to happen
01:27:44.140
when they did all of this and the people who continue to vote for it and who are on board with it
01:27:50.620
are you going to continue to be okay with it when they're stealing your fucking cars all right
01:27:56.700
and they're burning your fucking house down and they're raping your children
01:28:00.460
it i mean yeah right it's it's going to create some pretty poor economic conditions for sure
01:28:06.380
because again well it's like taking your house budget right now now add your entire
01:28:12.860
fucking block into your house without them bringing any money into it and try and try and have that
01:28:20.700
budget work out for you right like that's what it is and like the foreign aid and taking in the refugees
01:28:26.300
that's basically like i can liken that to the idea that you just continue to enable somebody who has
01:28:32.460
addictions and then when just handing them money every time they ask hasn't helped them you just
01:28:38.860
bring them in and just let them continue the same behavior but do nothing about it and expect them to just
01:28:45.660
change and it's why how long is this going to go on for before people realize that these are not
01:28:52.300
people who are coming in here to fill um you know positions that aren't being filled and and all of
01:28:59.580
the things that they for some reason believed and continue to believe like at what point is that
01:29:05.900
going to stop because right now anywhere you look in this country pretty much you can guarantee
01:29:13.100
that you were not going to be there are very sorry there are very few areas where you are not going to
01:29:22.540
be the minority we have now become the minority in our own country very very quickly well and i think
01:29:33.660
the worst part here though is is that i mean how many like the housing issue it's huge that that's a bad
01:29:41.340
one not not not only just the price and yeah i don't know no idea none of it maybe
01:29:55.100
no we don't though like not that's the thing what are we going to do take down all of the
01:29:59.420
forest that's so you're said so like what i'm saying is is that there is a lot of land in canada
01:30:05.820
it's not livable land because it's forest care said so no and he has common sense and he's going
01:30:13.020
to bring powerful paychecks and the cooks and the factory workers
01:30:19.660
did you suck his dick sounds like you sucked his dick no i tried it was flaccid though flaccid that
01:30:26.700
sounds like this something that someone would say that sucked his dick for sure
01:30:31.740
yeah well you know although he did i think he did finally say something for canadians
01:30:37.340
not too long ago i didn't actually look at it though because i didn't really care because i
01:30:41.180
really don't believe it but something about cutting like foreign oh yeah that's right it was uh rick
01:30:45.900
the temps come sock uh otherwise known as ed the sock on twitter right um had posted something along the
01:30:53.980
lines of uh pierre telling canadians that he would like cut foreign aid spending and
01:31:00.140
whatnot i was like yeah i don't really believe you but sure because i mean you're still you're
01:31:05.820
still going to be pumping money to ukraine you're still going to be pumping money to israel so i mean
01:31:09.820
there's not a whole lot that you're not gonna yeah they can say they can say whatever they want
01:31:15.100
but if that doesn't i mean again we're like bullshit bullshit bullshit like it's not like anyone's
01:31:20.940
gonna believe what they're saying just because they're saying it doesn't even have to believe
01:31:24.060
here it's still yeah well rick the temps come sock leaves it yeah but if it's cram land though okay
01:31:30.780
here's the go so heather's thing is cram land that's what i'm saying like a lot of it is like
01:31:34.620
forest like you know it's mnr land and stuff right like and crown land and a lot of
01:31:41.740
and there's a lot of areas that obviously can't be developed um or not for a very long time but
01:31:53.420
how does it work with crown land i don't even i can't remember hang on oh yeah i don't i don't
01:31:58.940
remember either can you just develop it yourself though no and i think no well then we should be able
01:32:06.140
to if you get to it first that's how it should be that's how this country was founded
01:32:14.060
you got to it first set it up and defend it so crown land is land
01:32:19.580
those owned by the governments have land available for public for any purposes
01:32:24.140
no you do that i'm going to be back in a second here okay can you live can you okay crown land is
01:32:29.980
also known as royal domain is territorial okay hang on so okay crown land also known as royal domain
01:32:50.460
austria canada cram land is a designated territorial area though the monarch owns all crown land in the
01:32:58.220
country is divided in parallel with the division of the crown provincial jurisdictions obviously which
01:33:03.100
we know um so that some lands within the provinces are administered by the relevant provincial crown
01:33:11.980
whereas others are under the federal crown so about 89 of canada's land area uh is crown land exactly
01:33:18.860
see 89 is crown land 41 is federal and 48 is provincial the remaining 11 is privately owned
01:33:28.060
crown land so most federal crown land is in the territories northwest territories native and yukon and
01:33:34.460
it is administered by northern affairs canada only four percent of land in the provinces is federally
01:33:41.980
controlled largely in the form of national parks indian reserves and canadian armed forces bases
01:33:47.580
in contrast promises hold much of their territory as provincial crown land which may be held as provincial
01:33:52.460
parts or uh wilderness so so crown land is the equivalent of an entailed estate that passes with
01:34:05.820
the monarchy and cannot be alienated from it thus per constitutional convention these lands cannot be
01:34:10.780
unilaterally sold by the monarch instead passing on to next king or queen unless the sovereign is advised
01:34:16.540
otherwise by the relevant ministers of the crown crown land provides the country and the provinces with the
01:34:21.820
majority of the majority of their profits from natural resources not exclusively provincial like logging mining
01:34:26.940
blah blah blah right and then it's the major income stream for the government like for uh alberta
01:34:31.900
shit like that and it may also be rented uh in certain areas cool so it looks like
01:34:41.100
each province has holy shit 94 of the land in british columbia is crown land
01:34:48.220
fuck me 94 94 holy shit so what did what did we learn about it 65 65 of saskatchewan 95 of newfoundland
01:35:01.500
and labrador 48 of new brunswick um 29 of nova scotia 87 of ontario 88 of pei 92 of quebec so
01:35:15.340
basically so 89 we talked about what you were away 89 of canada's land is crown land and it's almost a
01:35:28.700
split between federal and provincial but it like what i just said like as you can see like a lot of
01:35:34.780
each province is considered crown land so if we're going to bring all of these people here and we're
01:35:39.340
going to build all of these houses where are we going to build all of that because these crown lands
01:35:45.100
are like this is why i've come up with the solution thus what is um because we want none of them we're
01:35:54.620
going to send them to none of it what's what none of it to ship all the immigrants to none of it
01:36:05.020
i'm good with there's lots of land up there yeah but that's what it says most federal crown
01:36:10.700
land is in the territories northwest territories none of it mucon and it is administered by the
01:36:15.100
northern affairs canada right yeah so there you go start building start building all to the cold
01:36:23.340
place i'm so i wonder how they would like i wonder how they would fare in the in the yukon they
01:36:38.940
interesting you know that's just the way it is sorry like we're all full up down here so
01:36:53.900
yeah i mean there's definitely places we should put them
01:36:56.700
that that isn't here i i agree i have a ton of ideas but unfortunately none of it probably the
01:37:02.140
only one that's not fed posty um yeah the other thing that we could do you know is just um send them
01:37:10.060
all back yeah yeah like i said i feel like the plane idea is a really good idea just tell them that
01:37:18.940
there's gonna be they're gonna get something for free and all they have to do is just go down that
01:37:25.740
hallway and then buckle up and they're gonna watch a presentation and then when they are done the
01:37:33.020
presentation they get off of the and go down the hallway and then hussah india
01:37:47.020
something like that yeah i don't know i mean oh my god computer let's go i've fallen asleep one
01:37:54.300
place and woken up somewhere else i mean there's nothing wrong with it right
01:38:03.020
just saying it happens it happens oh shit give me two seconds i got a work thing
01:38:18.380
of course get a work thing i tried to get out of the uh picking up the crouch goblin thing but
01:38:22.460
that's not gonna work apparently what is this suck deep buddy oh nice some fantastic uh
01:38:34.380
oh did blomba get get fucking banned again she got turfed didn't she
01:38:46.380
that's hilarious i think she's back with a new account i'm just double checking first before
01:38:50.460
but i think she got another twitter band that's uh that's fantastic twitter bands being held
01:38:56.700
handed out like candy these days yep she did all right so she is back though for anybody who was uh
01:39:04.460
following blonde bagot uh her new twitter is uh at suck deep underscore buddy um so suck deep is s-u-k-h-d-e-e-p
01:39:15.820
uh underscore butty b-u-t-t-y so yeah there you go good times i'll uh i'll have to give her a retweet
01:39:27.900
soon here but it's pretty easy now to get those twitter bands now that free speech is like a huge
01:39:33.500
thing for elon you know it's got that uh do as you're told money not that fuck you money
01:39:39.420
that's what's going on there i've yet to get banned and i and actually that's the one thing i really
01:39:46.300
love about that that shut up faggot clip is that it has allowed me yeah it's allowed me to use that
01:39:54.540
and not pick up a ban nice so i often will just reply to somebody's tweet with just that video nothing
01:40:03.340
else um i also can't find out about something my last comment i made about getting them on a
01:40:13.420
plane and then sending them back to one specific place i would like to be very clear that it's not
01:40:18.060
just one place it's all of the places that they are coming from that they shouldn't be here from
01:40:25.420
and unless they're coming i think i'd rather save money and just go to one
01:40:28.540
no i'm just saying i don't want to i don't want it to uh to for people to think that i
01:40:35.900
am just really specific to one group i want them all to go back all of that right not just one all of
01:40:43.580
them that are here to not come here under the right circumstances or pretense if you were here
01:40:53.740
anyway you know what i'm saying uh i just want it to be clear that it's not just
01:40:58.140
one place all of them anyway carry on yeah i could maybe use fuck you money well but i could also
01:41:06.060
not as well it it's hard to say right depends on what your definition of well is because i know i know
01:41:11.900
for sure like the first fucking thing i would ever do if i won the uh the lottery i know for a fact
01:41:18.780
would be i would want ten thousand dollars in cash in my hand and they would then proceed
01:41:28.300
um to write a list of people and then go to their homes knock on the door and as soon as they answer
01:41:33.340
i would slap them with that ten thousand dollars right in the face and just yell i'm rich bitch and
01:41:43.260
how are you gonna say i'm rich bitch though say it like you would yell it
01:41:46.060
fuck i haven't really thought i'm probably like just uh like i'm rich bitch yeah and then just
01:42:00.060
because i mean if i'm rich i don't care about the assault charge whatever i can pay to make that
01:42:03.980
go away that's the way that works right sure so yeah and and how cool of a court case would that be
01:42:14.140
right like you're in court for smacking somebody with ten thousand dollars cash
01:42:18.540
yeah that's badass so he opened the door slapped me in the face with ten thousand dollars cash
01:42:24.140
what is that called a band yeah and yeah and then
01:42:27.660
who yelled i'm rich bitch yeah right turn around and walk away you're all worried about 5g you got
01:42:34.460
to worry about this 10g shut up yeah yeah yeah that'd be good too actually he just walked up he
01:42:46.220
smashed me in the face with ten thousand dollars and yelled shut up faggot shut up baby that's good
01:42:52.220
i like it i didn't even say anything it's good i could even pay my bills on time money too yeah
01:43:00.860
i assure you that'd be great oh imagine paying all your bills in one month hey it gives new meaning
01:43:07.740
to don't blow your wad in one place oh oh my god for real though maybe what's wrong with you
01:43:16.140
a lot of a lot of things that's all the things really that's true you know i think i think we've
01:43:21.580
discussed this a number of times there's there's lots wrong let me tell you a ton
01:43:33.340
oh okay so i guess i guess i got the uh i got her tag what b bigot backup is the new blonde bigot
01:43:45.580
twitter cool oh is this dickhead saying what text came in is better if you can't whatever shut up hey
01:43:53.340
thanks for being consistent what uh they know who they are oh okay all right go fuck themselves yeah
01:44:03.180
i was uh i was hoping that uh connor's dad was gonna get him but apparently not oh yeah so b bigot
01:44:10.860
backup no spaces no nothing it's all lowercase yeah it's uh she's being too spicy on the twitter
01:44:18.460
apparently although it's not really that hard to do anymore no i mind you i'm shocked i haven't i
01:44:27.020
haven't gotten a ban in in a while actually i'm i'm probably fucking due here you know what too um i feel like
01:44:36.460
these streams are gonna get a little bit spicier soon because this is the fuck around and fine yeah
01:44:42.700
we're all about spice like i said i i know that spicy meat sticks are gonna burn my ass but i'm
01:44:48.700
still gonna eat them anyway right and you know it's funny because again it's the fuck around or find out
01:44:55.260
and yeah right again like we talked about at the beginning people forget sometimes when you around
01:45:03.020
you find out so i guess we're gonna that period that's a good good one i don't know how i'm banned
01:45:11.580
but johnny is not don't don't know how i'm banned but johnny isn't yeah well i have no idea i can tell
01:45:16.700
you why i think it's because they think he's one of the alphabet suit people because of that haircut
01:45:22.140
oh yeah right right i'm just getting by well they know i'm a ladies wrestler yeah they think
01:45:29.580
he's a lady a tranny lady wrestler and i i don't know you know what i think you'd have a hard time
01:45:35.260
alberta girl i think you'd go through a lot of them right it'd be a high turnover rate i think i think
01:45:40.300
we should definitely get a handler i think that's a great idea well i i think that they would quit
01:45:45.180
very quickly yeah all right it'd be like if i got like if like it's funny because i always tell breezy
01:45:51.580
not to kidnap me but i think that if she even tried um i think that she would probably just bring me home
01:45:58.780
like within an hour yeah i feel like maybe i feel like you might also not have a choice than a handler
01:46:07.100
because you might get like a government mandated handler at some point well i'm and and i have said this
01:46:12.940
a number of times that this is where you can tell that our government has been doing a terrible job
01:46:18.860
because not only have they allowed me to be unsupervised like totally hands off for them you
01:46:26.620
know they let me out into the world um but they also gave me a child so i mean there's two solid
01:46:32.940
reasons right there to not trust the government um so yeah and like they just gave them to me i got i got
01:46:41.100
the paperwork and everything his ownership you know signed sealed it's good times
01:46:53.580
and it's not my fault right like they're letting me do it so
01:46:58.060
what's the higher one than threat level red again well i don't think there is one we could make one up
01:47:04.940
oh i'm going to but yeah no red red red's the highest red is definitely the highest
01:47:23.660
oh it's gonna be a good week i feel like it might be mama feel good
01:47:35.660
so good feeling good that is funny all right all right it's amazing how happy you can be when you got
01:47:49.260
what time i got 234 i'm gonna load up a song for when we're done i only got one one left
01:48:01.100
oh my god that much for sure good tune though don't care if anybody doesn't like it
01:48:05.980
i can't wait to actually uh do like one of the weird songs and not tell you what song it's going
01:48:12.140
to be and it's going to be fantastic if you put one of those i swear to god
01:48:18.620
i already told you you can't do the the gay one i don't want to see that one what game one
01:48:25.260
the one what oh yeah the the yeah no i would no i was only joking with that i wouldn't
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fuck i couldn't even put up with that song for like two minutes man yeah willie nelson
01:48:35.180
fucking what was that called again something about it's okay for oh what was it it's um pineapple
01:48:43.660
jalapeno uh ginger i just grabbed some stuff out of my fridge this morning and made a little bit of juice
01:48:58.940
excuse me juice like actual okay i can say i try not to make juice
01:49:13.660
i like jalapeno with a lot of stuff actually jalapeno lemonade jalapeno mango
01:49:17.340
yeah jalapeno with the cucumber and celery so good
01:49:26.540
oh yeah that's what it was called it was uh cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
01:49:33.500
that's a song that william nelson did with some
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some dude why do you think people want to hear it though orville peck nobody wants to hear it
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okay trust me nobody wants to hear it no no i'm not going to fucking play that one okay i was just
01:49:49.020
messing with you i sent it to sarah to sarah and i said that i was going to use it as a an intro
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and she i just wanted to see the reaction which was exactly what i expected so which was
01:50:02.300
fuck no but exactly and it's a terrible song horrible song i mean you can already tell just
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by the title is terrible right cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other first
01:50:16.380
of all you got too many fucking words in your title okay right way too many fucking words terrible
01:50:23.020
all right and just it's just terrible and how how why is willie nelson on there was willie nelson
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secretly fond of others i don't know all right was willie nelson the original brokeback mountain is
01:50:37.580
that what was going on because it almost sounds like maybe i hope maybe maybe he was country's p diddy
01:50:51.020
i don't know you ever think of that that feels wrong
01:51:00.460
of course it does but yeah i'm not even gonna even go there yeah that mask is fucking weird
01:51:11.980
excuse me what uh the one guy in the video wears like this weird fucking gay mask it's yeah it's
01:51:20.460
fucking strange very strange a gay mask and sings about non-binary cowboys yeah it's the song here
01:51:28.700
um non-binary or orville peck orville peck is the guy's name um i'm not looking it up that sounds
01:51:36.540
fucking stupid no you don't no it's i would suggest you look up blue waffle before you look up this one
01:51:43.580
i'm not looking up anything you tell me to look up how about that
01:51:46.460
i definitely don't suggest anybody to look up anything i suggest you to look up it's probably
01:51:53.580
not a good idea not typically anyway but yeah it's just weird like i don't know whatever somehow willie
01:52:15.660
or like i said maybe he was country's p diddy we don't know right
01:52:27.020
i'm not no that what they did on the chattahoochee i'm not doing it i'm not talking about him being
01:52:38.220
any of those things and i'm not talking about the gay cowboys and the friends in low places
01:52:43.100
not doing it i'm legitimately not doing it right now
01:52:46.300
okay is that is that maybe is that maybe why joey keith said mamas don't don't let your boys to
01:52:57.260
grow up to be cowboys is that a warning stop it well i can't stop ruining songs i can't help it
01:53:06.140
help it but i can't help it right now i can't help it like we all know that it's not possible
01:53:23.100
remember we talked about this the other day this is what you're doing and this is what i want you to do
01:53:26.700
well and i i think i believe that i don't do what you want me to do okay no
01:53:51.820
oh yeah yeah a lot of things actually one of the first things that generally comes to mind though
01:54:01.980
is it's like why i didn't have children it's like that's why oh my yeah because i would have to deal
01:54:08.460
with like maybe a grown mat yeah probably actually yeah i mean i am about 14 yeah well
01:54:17.500
no maybe 16 actually i was gonna say yeah yeah you're definitely more yeah yeah 15 and 16 like
01:54:24.940
that irritating kind of like i know the answer to everything that's my greatest year
01:54:33.420
it's almost time to walk to get the kid i can see all the moms walking by
01:54:37.820
it's getting there yeah yeah they they start their power walk i don't care if i'm late
01:54:42.380
no i don't care if i'm late i like i like i like letting them make a like i like making them
01:54:48.620
think that i left them there yeah i know these are all the moms that have like the matching
01:54:52.220
outfits with the stanley cups with the strollers that have the you know that match their shoes
01:54:55.980
that day it's it it's yeah no we got a totally different crowd we got a totally different
01:55:01.580
crowd at the school yeah we live in very different neighborhoods you and i
01:55:04.860
yeah yeah well no thankfully like i'm outside of that neighborhood but this the neighborhood that
01:55:13.500
is like right next to the school though is sketchy the christian school bus is dropping off the christian
01:55:19.740
school kids nice but yeah there's there's some some weird folks when i go to pick up the i try not to
01:55:27.020
talk to anybody i got like there's like two people that i like i know like from you know outside of
01:55:33.580
picking up kids from school that i'll talk to when i see but everybody else i just try to ignore
01:55:39.020
yeah very much so you know what we can put johnny and mr freedom in the 12 year old
01:55:48.060
girl in bigot take care yeah but that that we could need it it's possible
01:55:55.900
i'm not gonna say that i couldn't benefit from supervision i just
01:56:06.540
it's a good time it is a good time i know i fucking love it like i can do what i want
01:56:15.580
pretty much yeah yeah yeah like i guess it's great me and connor run the show here
01:56:31.340
you require supervision like you we have to find you supervision whoa no yeah no no i feel like this is a
01:56:44.060
goal that we have like we are definitely trying to facilitate some type of like
01:56:51.100
female presence in your life so that you don't keep eating like 12 000 calories but there is nothing
01:57:01.420
wrong with eating 12 000 calories um i feel like there are some very significant
01:57:21.900
pardon you believe studies now i believe some studies i don't believe studies now yes especially studies
01:57:28.140
that come to conclusions that i just don't like i do not believe those studies i feel like i am not
01:57:34.540
surprised by that statement in the slightest like as soon as that study comes to a conclusion that i'm
01:57:40.380
like i don't like that conclusion then i know that was bought and paid for by big pharma
01:57:46.140
you know what's funny about that too is that i feel like that's kind of like a man thing where you guys are
01:57:52.700
like oh so this is the way you're telling me to do this
01:57:56.700
i'm sorry what that's the that's the correct way to do it wait a second right i feel like there might
01:58:04.460
be a more correct way to do it let's try it this way and then when someone tells you not to do that
01:58:09.580
you're like oh no fuck you i have all the correct ways uh and yeah see i agree with brooker he he's see
01:58:16.300
this dude is so fucking smart like i'm fine with regular vision why do i need supervision
01:58:21.020
right i don't need i don't need to see better than i do now i'm good i feel like perhaps
01:58:29.180
maybe a helmet then if we're not going to give him any better vision
01:58:37.660
listen i'm not saying i'm an expert i'm just saying that i don't think anybody in the chat is
01:58:41.340
going to disagree with me that that recipe that he described earlier which i also witnessed in video
01:58:46.940
forum being made guys yeah i'll make it i'll make a video we'll show it on the next we'll show it on
01:58:52.460
the next stream it was fantastic okay linda so good connor loved it linda listen i'm not saying
01:59:00.780
that that wouldn't have been tasty anything that has a pound of bacon a pound of cream cheese and a pound
01:59:09.100
that cheese is not going to be bad well i mean not only does it have all those things but it also
01:59:16.060
has the fat from all of the bacon linda i'm not saying that's so good listen stop saying that
01:59:26.140
no one's disagreeing with you what i'm disagreeing with is that that is not appropriate to eat ever
01:59:40.860
he had a little one himself right i got the i got like there's the big baking dish and then the
01:59:44.860
little baking dish so i gave him the little baking dish and i mean he did a pretty good job of you know
01:59:50.620
putting his away i think his probably had like maybe five or six pierogies in it do
01:59:57.740
i may have to discuss some things surrounding child psychology with you
02:00:18.140
it's amazing i i agree i mean i just can't there are days when i wonder how
02:00:31.100
they don't really look into these things they're just like you want them i'm like yeah and they're
02:00:35.900
listen guys i'm not saying that even as bad i'm not saying it tastes bad what i'm saying is
02:00:48.460
is that you're not supposed to eat at all in one sitting one person that is a meal
02:00:54.860
well i mean he ate it all that's subjective in one sitting yeah you're not that's subjective
02:01:01.980
this is not my 500 pound life that's what i'm saying no of course not because i'm not even close
02:01:07.980
to that i have the metabolism of a fucking i don't know something with a high metabolism
02:01:13.260
you're gonna die if you keep eating that though your organs are gonna be like we can't do this
02:01:18.940
like they're gonna be like knocking on each other's door going brach can you help me over
02:01:21.660
here like i'm stressed out god my organs do as i tell them
02:01:35.100
yeah maybe it's like world war ii in there but they're mine to abuse
02:01:38.300
they're mine to abuse whatever man all right you do you just think it's insane
02:01:45.180
next time we're gonna have us our stream you can play your cooking video and i will play my
02:01:52.060
cooking video yeah whatever okay sure okay mine was way better though
02:02:01.740
well like that was like that was like legitimately like just an orgasm in the mouth
02:02:08.460
the orgasms i get in my mouth are a little bit different than that yeah well mine tastes for you
02:02:28.460
but you know that's it was super super good i'm so and and you can ask you can ask whiskey
02:02:38.620
girl this too i make noises when i eat so if it's really good happy noise like if it's really good
02:02:44.060
you'll know because it sounds like i'm getting laid at the table yeah i make the i make the like the um
02:02:51.580
i don't know if the food noises i'm young i also talk to my food no mine mine's more like you know
02:03:00.380
anyway i i ask it what i'm like oh i take oh yeah now i taste this in there oh i taste this that's what
02:03:06.860
i do but usually just to myself obviously just to myself and i i usually tell the waitress if it's
02:03:13.420
really good that i'd kiss the cook i don't care if he's got a beard 10 hill marries okay
02:03:20.860
i get it i know that was aggressive i'm sorry a little bit a little bit but it's all right you
02:03:27.420
walked into that one though how was i not supposed to well i mean that was i mean now how was i not
02:03:31.020
going to do that i mean if we're going to have orgasms in the mouth yeah i know i well mine mine are
02:03:39.260
in the form of like pierogies and stuff well that's for you you know no it doesn't it's pretty
02:03:46.460
fucking good for me i mean well i don't know i mean i prefer different orgasms in mine it'd be
02:03:53.820
it'd be a different kind of stream if i enjoyed the kind you're talking about well yeah i mean well
02:04:01.900
yes yeah right i i know what i like in my mouth so yeah me too food lots of it
02:04:11.580
with tons of calories you like the raw hot dogs yeah
02:04:19.500
well i mean you're into raw wieners no i like a meat stick huge difference
02:04:26.780
huge difference yeah meat sticks not raw wieners oh my god
02:04:34.220
it's really it's really ridiculous that we got through two hours you know that right oh my god
02:04:42.140
it's been two hours yeah it's been two hours it's like hanging out with you for coffee for like
02:04:46.540
two hours it's like oh my god yeah right does that make us friends you probably need therapy now
02:04:52.700
are we friends now oh i don't know i guess something like that
02:05:00.860
does that mean that i oh god does that mean that i have to answer the phone now when you call
02:05:07.660
well i usually try not to call okay good i'm more of a text okay like that could have been
02:05:15.900
you know that could have been a text i tell people we're not going to be like phone call friends
02:05:19.740
right no probably not okay good no i don't like you that much okay good because i don't want to
02:05:26.540
have to talk to you either i talked to you enough right yeah i definitely talked to you enough so it's
02:05:35.980
good i i can only take so much abuse in a day like i don't mind the abuse but there's limits to how
02:05:42.060
much oh yeah totally and i'm not going to start i'm definitely not going to be a nice human being
02:05:48.860
so oh my god yeah especially not this week so if anyone thought they were going to get nice from me
02:05:56.700
no yeah right no you all pushed me so all right well i think we'll uh i'll probably call play out a
02:06:06.700
uh play out a little song since we spent the afternoon coffee spoons let's do it nice to see
02:06:16.060
everybody a little little little crash test dummies to play us out fuck yeah have a good one bye y'all
02:06:21.500
what is it that makes me just a little bit crazy
02:06:42.140
there's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
02:06:45.740
well i've had my lunch checked out with x-rays i've smelled the hospital always
02:07:28.780
when it seems to fuck my name's in perfect order