jonnyrawton - FAFO w⧸Jonny and Sarah - v4ojdlr

00:00:00.000 We'll be right back.

00:00:30.000 We'll be right back.

00:01:00.000 Well, I was raised up by a simple man.

00:01:05.020 I grew up with a gun in my hand.

00:01:08.400 Taught me how to love and how to fight.

00:01:10.820 Taught me what's wrong.

00:01:12.240 Taught me what's right.

00:01:14.060 Said you don't have a choice to choose.

00:01:16.580 You do what you can and don't ever lose.

00:01:19.280 Just remember even when I'm dead and gone.

00:01:24.040 Stick to your guns, son.

00:01:26.800 Make me proud.

00:01:28.000 Don't never back up.

00:01:29.440 Don't never back down.

00:01:31.520 Spend your ground and always tell it like it is.

00:01:35.080 Yeah, this life's gonna be real damn tough.

00:01:39.560 You take them scars and you call that blood.

00:01:43.080 Don't let me catch you fitting in.

00:01:47.520 Cause everyone's an analog.

00:01:48.960 Until it's time to do analog.

00:01:53.960 Well, the times are changing, but not for me.

00:02:08.360 I got my own home now and a family.

00:02:11.540 Two calisans and some old work boots. 1.00

00:02:14.440 Busted my ass, paying my dues. 1.00

00:02:17.200 Tell my kids every night. 1.00

00:02:20.180 Try to see the world through your neighbor's eyes.

00:02:23.520 And make a difference if you can.

00:02:27.620 Stick to your guns, son.

00:02:30.360 Make me proud.

00:02:31.600 Don't never back up.

00:02:33.040 Don't never back down.

00:02:35.140 Stand your ground and always tell it like it is.

00:02:39.760 Yeah, this life's gonna be real damn tough.

00:02:43.100 If you take them scars and you call that blood.

00:02:46.060 Don't let me catch you fitting in.

00:02:50.920 Cause everyone's an outlaw.

00:02:55.480 Until it's time to do analog.

00:03:07.840 Stick to your guns, son.

00:03:10.860 Make me proud.

00:03:11.940 Don't never back up.

00:03:13.560 Don't never back down.

00:03:15.040 Stand your ground and always tell it like it is.

00:03:20.000 Yeah, this life's gonna be real damn tough.

00:03:23.660 If you take them scars and you call that blood.

00:03:26.900 Don't let me catch you fitting in.

00:03:31.620 Cause everyone's an outlaw.

00:03:33.380 I was raised up by a simple man.

00:03:52.440 I grew up with a gun in my hand.

00:03:56.940 Iijnald graduation.

00:03:57.320 I'll pass youantry.

00:03:57.880 I don't know.

00:03:58.820 I know you made me pooing in littleяг.

00:04:00.400 I mean do I know before.

00:04:01.860 I get married and got DJs.

00:04:02.180 I got married a toothbrush.

00:04:02.780 I was a girlfriend.

00:04:03.380 See you soon.

00:04:03.740 I got married.

00:04:04.560 I got married.

00:04:05.620 I lost Laaconica.

00:04:07.200 I got married.

00:04:08.100 Yea, I got married.

00:04:08.620 Thanks for living.

00:04:09.760 I did.

00:04:10.440 I got married.

00:04:10.620 I got married.

00:04:11.900 I got married.

00:04:12.760 I got married.

00:04:13.060 I got married.

00:04:14.160 I got married.

00:04:14.600 I got married.

00:04:15.420 I got married.

00:04:16.080 I got married.

00:04:16.900 This life.

00:04:17.460 I got married.

00:04:18.040 I got married.

00:04:20.120 sue God. 0.81

00:04:21.800 I got married.

00:04:22.620 I will like my marriage.

00:04:23.800 I got married.

00:04:24.680 I've been walking through hell just so I can find heaven

00:04:40.160 Boots caught fire, might have burned a little leather 0.97

00:04:43.300 I met the devil anywhere, size 11, shot him dead 0.91

00:04:47.200 Where he stood, he gon' need to call a reverend 0.98

00:04:49.980 Old boy thought he had a chance

00:04:52.800 He didn't want the smoke, he can't throw no hands

00:04:56.040 He thought I'd sell my soul, guess he didn't understand

00:04:59.140 I've been blessed by the Lord and he got the wrong man

00:05:02.400 Cause I, I'm ready to ride

00:05:06.560 More than willing to die

00:05:09.640 For whatever is right

00:05:12.820 Got niggas right here on my side 1.00

00:05:16.440 She's a 45 1.00

00:05:18.780 You should watch her fly

00:05:22.360 Get out of line

00:05:25.600 You can earn your wings tonight

00:05:28.700 Still walking through hell just so I can find heaven

00:05:37.560 Been praying to the Lord while I'm down here sweating

00:05:40.800 Putting in the work, trying to find those gates

00:05:44.040 Hope you can't wait

00:05:44.880 Hope you can wait

00:05:45.380 Cause I'm running late

00:05:47.040 Cause I, I'm ready to ride

00:05:51.380 More than willing to die

00:05:54.540 For whatever is right

00:05:57.600 Got niggas right here on my side 1.00

00:06:01.280 She's a 45 1.00

00:06:04.520 She's a 45 1.00

00:06:05.520 You should watch her fly

00:06:07.240 Get out of line

00:06:10.440 You can earn your wings tonight

00:06:13.680 Cause I, I'm ready to ride

00:06:16.920 Cause I, I'm ready to ride

00:06:29.880 More than willing to die

00:06:32.920 For whatever is right

00:06:34.160 For whatever is right

00:06:36.160 Got niggas right here on my side 1.00

00:06:39.260 She's a 45 1.00

00:06:42.080 You should watch her fly

00:06:45.660 Get out of line

00:06:48.160 You can earn your wings tonight

00:06:51.400 I've been walking through hell just so I can find heaven

00:07:07.400 Boots caught fire

00:07:08.780 Might have burned a little leather

00:07:10.460 I met the devil anywhere

00:07:12.560 Size 11 1.00

00:07:13.560 Shot him dead 0.98

00:07:14.460 Where he stood 1.00

00:07:15.360 You gon' need to call a reverend

00:07:37.400 If you could read my mind

00:07:40.040 Love

00:07:40.700 What a tale my thoughts could tell

00:07:44.040 Just like an old time movie

00:07:48.340 About a ghost from a wishing well

00:07:51.720 In a castle dark

00:07:54.740 Or a fortress drawn

00:07:57.200 With chains upon my feet

00:08:00.640 The story always ends

00:08:04.520 If you read between the lines

00:08:09.420 You'll know that I'm just trying to understand

00:08:14.200 The feeling that you left

00:08:18.080 I never thought I could feel this way

00:08:23.140 And I've got to say it

00:08:25.540 And I just don't get it

00:08:27.480 I don't know where we went wrong

00:08:31.020 But the feeling's gone

00:08:32.980 And I just can't get it back

00:08:35.980 I love my country

00:08:58.700 I love my freedom 1.00

00:09:00.140 Fuck a welfare 1.00

00:09:01.200 No, I don't need him 1.00

00:09:03.200 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate

00:09:05.880 Ain't never went hungry

00:09:07.520 Ain't never too late

00:09:08.880 So come around here, son 0.99

00:09:10.740 Run in your mouth 1.00

00:09:12.040 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:09:15.240 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:09:20.600 You may make it through the snakes 1.00

00:09:22.240 Snares and alligators

00:09:23.660 But once you get to the gate

00:09:25.100 You can't depend on your waters

00:09:26.660 Cause you'll be over your tater

00:09:28.120 I'm talking growing tomatoes

00:09:29.640 Feeding the worms

00:09:31.180 I fish with later

00:09:32.400 I'll have a fish stick plate

00:09:33.800 Over a six foot grave

00:09:35.440 Before I take a knee

00:09:36.940 As our anthem plays

00:09:38.320 My hands on my heart

00:09:39.760 I stand on what I say

00:09:41.180 And my second amendment handles what I can't 0.99

00:09:44.260 I ain't tryna be Billy Badass or talk shit 0.97

00:09:47.100 I'm just saying 0.99

00:09:47.940 There's the line

00:09:48.980 Don't cross it

00:09:50.220 I got a red rider gun when I was three

00:09:53.040 So I don't run or hide from anything 0.98

00:09:56.040 Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue collar boy 0.99

00:09:58.500 From the side 1.00

00:09:59.320 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:10:02.580 Love my country 1.00

00:10:03.860 Love my freedom 1.00

00:10:05.300 Fuck well, baby 1.00

00:10:06.560 No, I don't need them 1.00

00:10:08.380 Shotgun race

00:10:09.580 From the woods to the plate

00:10:11.040 Ain't never went hungry

00:10:12.700 Ain't never too late

00:10:14.080 So come around here, son 0.99

00:10:15.920 Run in your mouth 1.00

00:10:17.220 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:10:20.440 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:10:26.220 If they looking for me 1.00

00:10:27.400 Well, they know where to find me

00:10:29.120 I'll be half drunk

00:10:30.280 Strapped up in a wanky

00:10:31.840 I can show you if it's needed

00:10:33.220 When you see it, you'll believe it

00:10:34.720 If you don't love it, you can leave it

00:10:36.280 Michael Jackson, you can beat it

00:10:38.060 F-A-F-O 1.00

00:10:39.440 I teach you how this game go 0.81

00:10:40.960 Different joints, same smoke

00:10:42.460 Wake up, wear the same clothes

00:10:44.060 Real redneck 1.00

00:10:45.120 I'm a piece of white trash 1.00

00:10:46.780 Blue collar boy 1.00

00:10:48.060 But my lady's high class 1.00

00:10:49.580 Got the music way up loud

00:10:51.020 With a cigar in my mouth 1.00

00:10:52.440 Fuck around and come find out 1.00

00:10:53.940 How we do it in the South 1.00

00:10:55.480 Ain't saying nothing

00:10:57.000 But you're running that mouth 0.72

00:10:58.740 I'll never take a hand out

00:11:00.280 I'm too damn proud

00:11:01.480 I'm a son of the dirt of the South

00:11:04.460 With a truck seat high

00:11:05.960 And he straight pops out

00:11:07.540 This land, a land of freedom

00:11:10.340 Double barrels in case we need 1.00

00:11:13.140 Man up, we'll sit your ass down 1.00

00:11:16.480 We're done talking 1.00

00:11:17.860 Fuck around and find out 1.00

00:11:19.600 Love my country 1.00

00:11:20.920 Love my freedom 1.00

00:11:22.340 Fuck a well-being 1.00

00:11:23.600 No, I don't need them 1.00

00:11:25.400 Shotgun lace from the woods to the plate

00:11:28.100 Ain't never went hungry

00:11:29.720 Ain't never too late

00:11:31.080 To come around here

00:11:32.580 The sun running your mouth 1.00

00:11:34.240 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:11:37.440 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:11:43.380 Much minutos 1.00

00:11:45.760 I think a lot of room

00:11:46.920 Feels like you're dead

00:11:47.920 You can告 your damage

00:11:48.620 Ah

00:11:48.940 If you're near 1.00

00:11:49.680 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:11:50.340 Love my life 1.00

00:11:50.960 You can fuck around and find out 1.00

00:11:52.020 You can fuck around and forgive me 1.00

00:11:53.340 Looking for you 1.00

00:11:54.000 Meghan's high school

00:11:54.600 The world coco��

00:11:54.960 You can walk around and find out

00:11:55.460 Sometimes we can't find out

00:11:56.180 Even other words

00:11:56.800 Getting lazy

00:11:57.760 When you go away

00:11:58.220 Looking for you 0.88

00:11:58.440 If you're dead 0.84

00:11:59.760 You canindruckper your wurde 0.99

00:12:00.080 Listen to me

00:12:00.720 I wake up

00:12:01.140 Thoseления

00:12:01.600 Get away

00:12:02.280 To come around and find out

00:12:03.220 You can crimper your 입

00:12:04.140 No, it's hidden

00:12:04.980 Bread

00:12:05.140 winning

00:12:05.740 Man up, stay

00:12:06.100 As itjo Même

00:12:08.060 Give up a world

00:12:08.380 Screw philosophy

00:12:08.700 Let's finish

00:12:09.620 And things Imma

00:12:09.840 Do you

00:12:10.700 See you

00:12:13.380 All right.

00:12:16.280 Holy Sarah.

00:12:20.660 Jesus.

00:12:21.440 Get it together here.

00:12:22.760 You don't need a link.

00:12:23.660 What do you,

00:12:23.960 what do you need a link for?

00:12:25.140 She's asking for a link.

00:12:30.720 That's hilarious.

00:12:37.460 All right.

00:12:38.060 Anyway,

00:12:38.620 she's going to be a few more minutes.

00:12:41.120 Of course,

00:12:41.520 she's all like,

00:12:42.140 let's go.

00:12:42.540 Let's go for 1245.

00:12:44.340 You know,

00:12:45.540 1245.

00:12:46.400 She said,

00:12:47.360 Oh,

00:12:49.660 she's saying something here.

00:12:51.180 Let's see.

00:12:51.880 Let's see what Sarah said. 1.00

00:12:54.240 Shut up. 0.99

00:12:54.920 I got it. 1.00

00:12:55.780 Oh, 1.00

00:12:56.020 shut up. 1.00

00:12:56.480 I got it. 1.00

00:12:56.960 She says,

00:12:57.760 we hope so.

00:13:00.100 Get your poop in a group. 0.66

00:13:01.300 All right.

00:13:02.360 What's going on?

00:13:03.200 It's a, 1.00

00:13:03.780 what the fuck is it? 0.99

00:13:04.320 It's Tuesday, 1.00

00:13:04.820 isn't it?

00:13:05.420 Yeah,

00:13:05.620 there we go.

00:13:06.440 It's Tuesday.

00:13:07.500 Can't keep track of the days anymore.

00:13:10.500 Sarah's eventually,

00:13:11.700 going to get here.

00:13:14.400 I should,

00:13:14.940 I should have downloaded Brad Paisley's waiting on a woman. 1.00

00:13:17.180 That would have been ideal for today.

00:13:18.760 I did think about it though,

00:13:19.780 but I kind of ran out of song.

00:13:21.460 So here we go.

00:13:25.140 While we wait for Sarah though,

00:13:26.760 I did,

00:13:27.200 I came across a bit of a,

00:13:30.180 a motivational message for everybody because,

00:13:33.480 you know,

00:13:33.620 we like to motivate around here.

00:13:34.900 So this is just a message to all of you.

00:13:38.460 You got to believe you can do it.

00:13:40.160 You've got to believe you can do it.

00:13:42.120 You've got to believe you can do it.

00:13:44.080 Don't worry about it if she don't believe you can do it.

00:13:46.400 Don't worry about it if he don't believe you can do it.

00:13:48.620 It don't matter if they don't believe you can do it.

00:13:51.380 You've got to believe you can do it.

00:13:53.220 You've got to think you can do it.

00:13:55.280 You've got to feel like you can do it.

00:13:57.560 You've got to constantly tell yourself you can do it.

00:14:00.760 You can do it.

00:14:01.760 You can do it.

00:14:02.560 You can do it.

00:14:03.920 You can do it.

00:14:05.180 And that's the truth. 1.00

00:14:08.460 so there you go you can do it that's the truth you just need to pour a bunch of fucking chocolate 0.99

00:14:14.840 milk over yourself and you're good to go but uh i guess that is better than the normal 0.95

00:14:18.900 walmart videos that we get you know what i mean but uh there it is so if sarah if you got it where

00:14:25.980 are you jesus all right what do we got going on the chat looks like it's devolving 0.86

00:14:32.500 got uh trad wife saying is yeah sarah probably is munching ass apparently that's that's what i'm 1.00

00:14:41.640 thinking it's gonna happen you guys are gonna get pink eye by the end it's possible there's always 0.97

00:14:51.000 the possibility of that you can't uh can't rule it out that's for sure and uh we might have to see

00:14:55.760 chucky finally pitch out on something huh all right no it is sarah don't don't argue she's 0.76

00:15:03.280 munching ass that's what's got her held up for so long um i mean she she said she had it she's still 1.00

00:15:08.880 not here so she's clearly not done um but uh thanks thanks for the update though trad wife it's it's 0.99

00:15:15.280 good news all the farting is allowed that is allowed oh the afternoon shift showed up oh my god shut the 0.99

00:15:23.900 fuck up listen like you realize that i'm still like it's still a fucking work day the adults have 0.99

00:15:31.220 to work hang on i gotta hang on it was your idea to stream it was not my idea you make it sound like 1.00

00:15:37.840 i'm like i'm like forcing you to fucking do shit i fucking ask no idea what else is going on today 0.99

00:15:44.900 do you want to go on for a bit you're like yeah and then you act like i'm like somebody's fucking 1.00

00:15:50.260 relax yourself you just need to get a hold of yourself

00:15:54.080 don't make me regret this already well you what do you mean you knew you would regret it 0.98

00:16:04.400 yeah i should have shut the thing behind me god damn it exactly sorry dylan's got it it was a gun to 0.99

00:16:10.600 my head absolutely yeah seriously gun to his head that's what happened she's like we're gonna fucking 0.99

00:16:16.300 stream and you're you're gonna like it that's what she said okay can't help it whatever you say 0.99

00:16:23.100 she threatens i'm telling you you should see my dms it's fucking abuse can you imagine 0.99

00:16:28.040 can you imagine well i might actually that's true i do it whoops hang on i might burn my house down 0.99

00:16:36.300 right now trying to not that i'm not going to burn my house down but i feel like i have too many

00:16:40.580 things plugged into one plug it's potentially possible there that looked like a bit of a mess

00:16:46.280 this could be a fire hazard yes who's here in the chat let's see my last two x's for sarah's no one

00:16:51.960 think no one's simping for sarah's that's funny ha ha ha who else is here hi terry

00:16:58.820 heather and who else is in there trad wife dylan what's up chucky's extremist circus what's up

00:17:13.940 everybody um yeah it's nasty like crappy weather out so why not right if nobody else is no one else

00:17:23.060 is streaming come on it's kind of brutal here too yeah it's like i already i already did some 0.94

00:17:29.480 adulting this morning so oh yeah i mean i've done tons of adulting in the middle of a fucking work day 0.98

00:17:35.180 fucking slow down with your tons like nobody gives a shit about tons of adulting here we're just doing 0.99

00:17:41.140 little bits right little bits little bits of whatever the fuck you want but that's that's what 1.00

00:17:47.420 i'm doing it's just little bits i still gotta still gotta clean my fucking kitchen damn it oh 0.99

00:17:53.280 because i was cooking which reminds me i gotta download those videos i sent you i'll make a 0.98

00:17:57.660 i'll put that together that's funny actually oh i finally cook something yeah that's not a cooking

00:18:04.160 video no that's a cooking video and i'm the virgin mary it was step it was step it was step-by-step

00:18:11.580 instructions there and you can't leave out a couple of things like the debugging your nephew

00:18:17.340 or telling your cat that she's fat those are important to the meal okay right you gotta mix

00:18:25.260 things with your hands i love my coffee okay you know anyway i know oh it's hot go off i know what

00:18:35.740 you're saying i'm just saying that i don't necessarily agree with you i gave myself you don't need to that's

00:18:42.140 i don't know if it's even i feel like it might be even but it might not i didn't even get myself

00:18:47.900 set up like i don't have my i don't like you right now what do you you don't like again this was your

00:18:56.460 idea it wasn't my idea you act like everything did you suggest it

00:19:00.780 go back and look at your dms go back and look at your dms no they're they're too abusive they give

00:19:10.060 me ptsd they should i hope one day i bring you to the brink 0.60

00:19:18.780 that's what i plan to do bring anybody to the brink here it's gonna be me bringing you to the brink

00:19:22.860 i think i got you like halfway there already 1.00

00:19:27.900 you wish it was you you wish it was you that was making my life oh fuck 1.00

00:19:37.260 anyway people test my fucking patience daily 1.00

00:19:41.900 so they uh they sacrificed those heifers yet or what what's going on with that we got steaks out of it 0.99

00:19:46.940 excuse me some fucking israelis weren't they gonna sacrifice some red heifers that they made up 1.00

00:19:54.300 oh i thought you were asking me if i was sacrificing heifers i was like oh what are we doing are we 0.99

00:19:59.020 well maybe are you we could we could we could go that route too but

00:20:06.300 i don't think it's that season yet maybe not maybe not but well it was funny though because i was

00:20:12.140 thinking about that whole red heifer thing in israel and i was watching a video on it

00:20:15.660 we're talking about how you know like first of all are these not like gmo modified 0.92

00:20:20.300 fucking cows like they they've worked these cows to be red heifers so i mean there's there's one 0.98

00:20:24.780 thing that makes this prophecy shit not real uh the other thing is there's supposed to be a temple 1.00

00:20:29.740 that they can see but it's now a mosque so how do you expect this shit to work if nothing's 0.98

00:20:33.820 it's like you're using wish.com to order something it's not going to be right 0.98

00:20:45.660 right oh the thing i don't know right wish.com prophecy making that's what it is

00:20:58.060 i should have actually true i literally should have had like a husa

00:21:01.820 i should have had a husa moment before i came on here

00:21:14.060 my my level is like um 0.97

00:21:19.900 a cunt hair from becoming everybody else's problem 1.00

00:21:25.420 because people seem to forget and i don't understand why people don't get this it's like 0.99

00:21:34.220 if you don't understand yet in life as an adult that when you fuck around you find out actions have 0.97

00:21:42.060 consequences on consequences 0.96

00:21:46.940 with every action comes a reaction like these are real simple things why can't people grasp that

00:21:53.820 why don't people think that when they do things that they aren't going to have consequences whether

00:22:01.980 good or bad but i wish oh i wish that people would stop acting like things for the same consequences

00:22:11.980 it's for the same reason the jews think they're going to get by with fake red heifers in a 0.99

00:22:16.780 muslim mosque in place of their temple during their little sacrificial thing is because they just 1.00

00:22:22.140 believe that they are free from consequences and can you know can skirt around some things 1.00

00:22:29.820 they're people who are already in mountains of bullshit 0.93

00:22:34.380 and who are literally like standing in the middle of a fire going like uh i don't know why my life is so 0.99

00:22:41.900 difficult

00:22:42.380 it's it's a it's a difficult thing to look inward people want to like you know make a bed and then be

00:22:58.700 like yeah i don't know i feel like i might not lie in that one that's why i don't make my bed

00:23:05.420 make a bed i'm gonna fucking make you lie in it yeah i just i just don't make it now you get to lie in it 0.99

00:23:14.220 oh fucking marinate on that one 0.99

00:23:18.860 oh all right a little spiciness not as much as rage last night but 0.99

00:23:25.740 getting there yeah i haven't um i haven't watched a full

00:23:28.860 rage cast live for a while um i caught part of wednesday when we were driving across

00:23:37.100 quebec or whatever but um i got through most of that one because it was like yeah i it's like

00:23:44.300 yeah there was a lot there to unpack but again it's like every once in a while he does the streams 0.57

00:23:51.820 like that where he just reminds everybody that it's like i don't know why the fuck people think we have 0.81

00:23:55.740 so much time left a and b right why are we trying to explain things to people that 0.94

00:24:01.980 don't have the capacity to be able to understand the things we're explaining

00:24:06.620 like why explain something to somebody that has an iq that doesn't understand that you they don't

00:24:10.300 have an iq to be able to even comprehend any of the things that you would even start to explain to 0.99

00:24:16.860 them so why fucking bother save your fucking breath your energy your time your intelligence for 0.99

00:24:23.740 things that need it foster something more positive and do something for yourself for the community 1.00

00:24:32.860 large in your general you know instead of trying to like fuck off with the dumb like and the people 0.99

00:24:38.700 who are like oh i'm just planning for the future what future what future are you whoops whoa what 1.00

00:24:47.660 fucking future are you planning for because i'm planning for the one where i'm gonna have to 0.97

00:24:52.620 literally defend what i have and fight for my country why because it's been completely lost and 0.99

00:25:00.700 completely overrun that it's it's insane really but i think at this point we're we're like the teams

00:25:08.540 have been set really i don't think there's too many people that you're really going to convince to come

00:25:12.620 this way anymore and those people are either just not smart enough to see it or are just not honest

00:25:18.860 enough to admit it because i think i think there's a lot of that too is there's a lot of people that

00:25:25.580 are just refusing to look at truth you say it like honest to admit it i feel like it's cowardice 0.99

00:25:32.940 these people are fucking cowards they're cowards there are people walking around pretending 1.00

00:25:38.620 real hard to be something that they're not and you can only do that for so long 1.00

00:25:45.500 well well everyone's an outlaw until it's time to do outlaw 0.92

00:25:48.220 right you know what everybody wants to fucking play with the big kids and until they get into 0.99

00:25:57.980 the fucking until they get into the ring with the big kids and they're like holy 0.99

00:26:01.420 fuck yeah that's why that's why that's why breezy's banned from the ladies wrestling 1.00

00:26:09.180 she's not allowed i'm not i'm not getting in there with her i feel like it's unfortunate that 0.99

00:26:14.300 i don't have like i don't have nuts i have boobs i have nice boobs i have great boobs and i feel like 0.99

00:26:20.780 it's unfortunate that i have bigger balls than some of the men that's sad like that that's sad 0.98

00:26:27.660 that's sad that's sad and that i mean that is potentially possible 0.99

00:26:35.660 you're definitely a little little you know

00:26:38.460 i got a red light like she'll beat me up 1.00

00:26:50.460 yeah next thing you know next thing you know she's gonna have me in an active club and 1.00

00:26:59.420 it's just gonna be awesome what do we got oh yeah i was i was i was wondering that too lee

00:27:05.580 why because i said i have bigger balls you be quiet no because no because you said it's 0.98

00:27:10.940 unfortunate that you don't have balls right it's unfortunate that you don't have balls is what 0.99

00:27:16.620 she said so maybe we thought we were gonna get some yeah well i i would personally i i think i'd 0.99

00:27:23.660 rather have the boobs going anywhere right yeah that's that's yeah there's a good point 1.00

00:27:30.620 lord have mercy yeah that's possible you could you probably sit on them like a beanbag chair 0.99

00:27:40.780 excuse much

00:27:41.900 beanbag chair balls yeah you never know

00:27:53.740 that's funny 0.99

00:27:56.140 it happens i just only you would remember like a fucking beanbag chair really 1.00

00:28:05.260 yeah your balls so big they're like a beanbag chair you just 1.00

00:28:07.820 just fucking sit down on them what what's you got you got a lava lamp in your living room too 1.00

00:28:12.700 beanbag chair maybe maybe 1.00

00:28:17.420 i'd fuck out i would love to have a beanbag chair like fuck off those are comfortable 1.00

00:28:21.900 who the fuck doesn't love a beanbag chair adults well fuck adults like who the fuck's an adult 1.00

00:28:30.300 uh i for one have to do adulting things most days uh and also i am way too old to get out of the beanbag 1.00

00:28:40.140 chair have you sat in the beanbag chair okay okay that might be a fair point that might be a fair

00:28:44.540 point that is that is a possibility yes i haven't i didn't consider that part yeah it's like a futon

00:28:51.740 if someone says to me yeah you know if i'm arranging to stay at someone's place and they're like yeah

00:28:59.340 i have a spare room i got a futon whatever oh i'm good there's no part of me that's gonna sleep on

00:29:04.460 a futon at this stage of my life i'll sleep on an air mattress before i sleep on a futon 0.55

00:29:10.940 yeah i did just hear boobs and yeah apparently we did we started off uh chatting about butt munching and 0.99

00:29:16.220 and a black guy saying we can do it and now we're talking about chesticles and yeah all it's you 0.99

00:29:22.940 never know where the fuck this stream's gonna go because like we don't even know we don't even plan 0.99

00:29:26.940 it right if you can know that right i don't i don't know if you can believe that we don't plan it but 0.93

00:29:33.660 we don't plan it imagine though if we unscripted right you know what's really annoying though what is

00:29:41.180 that fucking fan in the background you're gonna have to do something about that or if i'm gonna lose my 0.99

00:29:45.340 shit oh my god here here princess yeah i can't hit like my my ocd goes eight shit when there's 0.99

00:29:52.140 shit moving like that i can't handle that it's just like when i put things in the chat the gifts 0.99

00:29:56.700 and stuff that move i gotta delete those because i can't see them moving it makes me like it just 0.99

00:30:00.700 made me agitated really yes that's unbelievable yeah i'm i notice all of the things in my environment

00:30:07.580 so when i see something like that i swear to god like i just wanted like i want to reach through the

00:30:12.060 screen and just put my hand up there and stop it yeah yeah well the ceiling fan i actually forgot was

00:30:17.740 even on to be perfectly honest um how could you a little dusty too apparently because i'm 0.86

00:30:24.620 fucking i don't pay attention the economy's bad i can't afford it i'm sorry what the economy's bad i can't 0.96

00:30:33.740 afford to pay attention 0.99

00:30:40.300 dad dad dad they're so good

00:30:47.820 greatest dad jokes ever

00:30:52.220 whatever yeah we're coming in hot with the dad jokes wow it just got humid i feel like it's gonna storm

00:30:58.940 soon oh yeah yeah i just felt the humidity coming hard there

00:31:06.140 either that or i'm having a hot flash either way

00:31:10.060 well that's a possibility i tell you

00:31:17.100 what me having oh yeah that's right what no well i mean yeah maybe but uh yeah edgy

00:31:25.100 taking a break from the regular streams that definitely can't wait for that project to be

00:31:29.900 done though i want to check that out oh it's gonna be exciting yeah it's gonna be exciting 0.76

00:31:36.060 well it could be could be anyway a japanese what the fuck is a japanese futon 0.63

00:31:43.500 i don't know is there like a fortune in it is that it what's what's going on with the 0.94

00:31:49.740 japanese futon oh does it tickle me do you have to squint your eyes to see it

00:31:57.740 does it you have your young time right fine oh god does it have a rice cooker

00:32:04.220 is it small and thin

00:32:13.580 see i mean

00:32:15.900 walk into this one 0.99

00:32:17.420 fucking terrible huh jesus you guys are a bad influence on me holy 1.00

00:32:22.060 fuck oh my god definitely not thick that's what she said 1.00

00:32:27.820 well then who wants that 1.00

00:32:29.260 i don't know if i yeah see it's got to be thick right stuffing what do you mean

00:32:36.620 you gotta stuff it always it doesn't have foam always with stuff it has a sushi bridge

00:32:43.500 it has a sushi 0.93

00:32:49.740 yeah i don't know what did bullshit no no don't come at me with this it's thin it's got no stuffing and 0.99

00:32:55.500 it's good for me that sounds like you know kale is good for you no no it isn't fuck off that's a 0.99

00:33:01.660 lot gotta be who ever said kale was good for you they definitely were lying or had never actually actually 0.93

00:33:09.260 eaten kale because there's nothing good about kale no one actually actually likes it they don't

00:33:15.500 kale is

00:33:16.140 no one listen and i 0.98

00:33:19.020 isn't it like fucking basically 0.99

00:33:22.140 it is weak like what the 0.99

00:33:23.020 fuck where does it even grow kale there's dino kale there's regular kale 1.00

00:33:29.180 rainbow you're good you probably catch gay off the rainbow kale like 1.00

00:33:33.660 if you okay the only way you can have kale is if it is legitimately mixed in with a bunch of other things 0.96

00:33:40.060 no and then even then it's like i'm still eating kale and the people that are like oh i'm gonna make

00:33:45.100 chips out of it and here here's some salt and vinegar kale chips um you can take your kale chips 0.99

00:33:50.940 and shove them right up your ass how about that or there's a will there's a way heather 1.00

00:33:56.940 see you could probably stuff it in a futon i bet yeah possible 1.00

00:34:02.060 anyway yeah collard greens are way better i agree anyway kill stupid what do you mean what the 1.00

00:34:07.740 fuck does collard even mean like where did that go like what the fuck is that collard green it's a 1.00

00:34:12.380 thing a collard green is a thing yeah but whatever i only smoke greens 0.99

00:34:22.620 i mean well no i guess that is a lie because there are a couple of green vegetables and 0.93

00:34:25.820 shit that i will eat but 0.96

00:34:29.020 there's a few not many but a few 0.99

00:34:31.740 what vegetables do you eat i'm curious garlic powder and onion powder um

00:34:41.100 i like peppers for sure like red green yellow orange i don't give a 0.86

00:34:44.780 fuck put them all in at once all right those are good um 0.82

00:34:50.780 a lettuce can be good i mean i know you don't make friends with salad but 0.99

00:34:54.220 you know it's not it's not bad to have like a like a caesar salad or some 0.96

00:34:58.220 shit after a fat fucking steak or something but um i'll do carrots but not if they're cooked 0.99

00:35:05.660 unless they're cooked with brown sugar because that's pretty fucking good 1.00

00:35:10.220 um 0.98

00:35:12.700 trying to think what else would

00:35:15.020 celery is good you eat like mashed potatoes parsnips peas corn

00:35:18.460 well of course potatoes you say not so much but you have no idea how many people legitimately 0.98

00:35:26.620 no potatoes i've i will absolutely eat the shit out of potatoes 0.82

00:35:33.260 i love brussels 0.88

00:35:34.140 they're mashed 0.99

00:35:36.220 oh those are gross those are gross you people are nasty 0.69

00:35:39.420 nope there's so many ways to cook brussels 0.90

00:35:41.020 sprouts that are so good brussels sprouts with no bacon no so good well why would you why would 0.97

00:35:47.260 you insult bacon by teaming it up with fucking brussels sprouts because legitimately anything 0.96

00:35:52.300 cooked with bacon tastes good so i mean that is a fair point but i think it's an insult to the 0.99

00:35:58.140 bacon too oh i fucking hate this chair you know 0.95

00:36:05.980 i like turnips i like i like everything there's like 0.99

00:36:08.300 legitimately nothing friday terry potatoes go right to my hips

00:36:17.420 nothing goes to my anything that's the that's the thing i whenever

00:36:23.820 onions and yeah onions and garlic is definitely a food group yes i love onions and garlic i've always

00:36:29.900 got like three or four different kinds of onions for sure and i'll eat that just as onion and garlic

00:36:38.300 well really i mean those are kind of things that you want to have yeah like if i'm if especially

00:36:46.780 if i have to like cut up like a bunch of garlic or something i'll always take like a clove just 0.88

00:36:50.460 to eat myself while i'm cutting up the other garlic it's good shit i love it swear by my grandpa 0.99

00:36:56.860 would always yeah my grandpa always told me like fucking it's a good way to boost the immune 1.00

00:37:01.420 system or some stupid shit so it's just like whatever i'll eat it and i i figure he's got 0.99

00:37:06.620 to be right because i barely ever get sick so garlic and honey are really good for you 0.99

00:37:12.380 yeah i love honey too honey is good unpasteurized honey

00:37:17.660 as we've discussed oh for fucks yeah i finally i've got some of that it's not bad it's not bad it's 0.92

00:37:23.580 it's good it's all right it's good for you also good for the crotch goblin i have never cared 0.94

00:37:31.020 whether or not it was good for me right uh after witnessing what you cooked last night

00:37:37.980 that was amazing by the way bro amazing i don't even want to talk about it it was fantastic yeah 0.99

00:37:47.020 perui fucking bacon bake that shit was so good god knows how many calories it has but 0.99

00:37:55.180 holy fuck was it good johnny 1.00

00:37:59.580 what that is not a meal yeah it was you should have seen how much of it i had 0.99

00:38:08.140 no that's like seven meals oh wow that's just good then i'm good for the week

00:38:15.340 but you ate though yeah but no no what i'm saying is is that that amount of of calories

00:38:29.820 in one sitting is not terribly healthy regardless of what you're i mean it was super good

00:38:38.300 yeah okay right it's super good i just don't know how to explain this so right what now see koala

00:38:50.460 koala mama this is this is what i did okay so this no no no i made oh god um so now i feel like

00:38:58.700 the actual you shouldn't show people what you did well yeah i should it's great um so now i don't

00:39:06.540 actually go buy like the real recipe anymore um because it has measurements that i just don't

00:39:11.740 like oh so okay what what so i do it myself okay it's just like saying a stop sign is optional

00:39:25.660 it's two ways to hop it's optional if there's no cops around you're gonna die all right you're making

00:39:32.620 choices that are going to bring you to the grave sooner than you actually actually need to be

00:39:38.060 there so anyway carry on i'll leave you be i'm gonna be like to be early yeah i like to be early

00:39:43.900 um so what it is is first you've gotta you gotta like uh cook some bacon okay now the recipe itself

00:39:51.100 i'm pretty sure that the the actual recipe just called for like four slices of bacon to be cooked

00:39:57.260 um and then you were gonna take like a bunch of cream cheese um i forget it's like maybe a little

00:40:04.060 less than the full package that you would get but um and then cook that in the bacon grease and then add

00:40:10.300 some chicken broth in there as well and once that's all good and creamy you pour that over top of some

00:40:15.900 fucking pierogies and bake those for 15 minutes top it with some cheese melt that and then add your 0.93

00:40:23.980 bacon and some green onions on top now what i did um is i used an entire package of bacon 0.99

00:40:32.700 instead of just the four slices number one um and what okay keep going number one you used an entire

00:40:40.940 pack of bacon yes number two um what number two i didn't have i forgot that i didn't actually have

00:40:49.100 garlic so i just dumped a bunch of garlic powder in it still worked out um

00:40:54.380 and then i took the whole pack of cream cheese and put that in there

00:41:00.380 and then i took a cup of chicken broth put that in there and then and then about a

00:41:11.020 about a half a brick a half a brick of cheese that i grated up and put on top

00:41:16.700 yeah well that that's pretty much like about it really no don't you keep out dopey what am i

00:41:25.180 what am i keeping out what else did you use 0.99

00:41:28.060 fuck i don't remember now what a significant amount there was green onions oh no a significant 0.99

00:41:36.380 amount of bacon grease oh well yeah because yeah i got the bacon grease from the entire pack 0.98

00:41:42.380 yeah so that was like two and a half cups of bacon grease i mean it was a lot yeah there was quite a bit so let's just recap shall

00:41:54.780 we okay just recap so now we have an entire 500 gram package of bacon

00:42:02.220 plus the bacon fat like the bacon grease yeah plus an entire brick of cream cheese yeah

00:42:09.020 plus

00:42:11.420 some garlic salt and some other weird spices plus a half and let's call it three quarters of a brick of 0.98

00:42:17.820 fucking cheddar cheese because i know you didn't leave much left yeah 0.98

00:42:21.020 some pierogies yeah and then maybe a little bit of green onion yeah well actually there's quite a 0.99

00:42:29.500 lot of green onion create a lot of green onion and bacon on top yes as well as bacon in it and cheese

00:42:36.620 okay so does everybody see where i'm going with this no recipe was amazing just entire packages of

00:42:43.180 everything together well no that that i mean the whole process is going off of memory um like there

00:42:51.580 there what there used to be a real recipe that i was following for this but i have since made my own

00:42:56.380 adjustments and it's i'm telling you right now it was i am fucking amazing aware of that okay i could 0.97

00:43:03.660 i could start a segment called cooking with johnny and with that one baby yeah it's fucking killer it's 0.93

00:43:08.860 so good just you know what you should do that and then you know what it'll be super 0.99

00:43:13.020 funny about it is that you're gonna die be it maybe we're all gonna die anyway 0.98

00:43:19.980 everybody else's is wicked i mean like would zoo over here talking about too much fat and dairy 0.98

00:43:25.820 would what what's that saying i would probably do horrible things to my guts yeah well i mean maybe 1.00

00:43:30.940 um listen there well i already know there's some there's some shit that fucks me up like the uh 0.99

00:43:38.540 the pillars meat sticks i've learned that eating the entire package of spicy meat sticks 0.99

00:43:43.020 um that usually has but well a little bit um but it still doesn't stop me

00:43:51.980 yeah bill doesn't stop me i don't care

00:43:56.940 me and connor were walking back from the grocery store the other day i bought a package of them and

00:44:01.180 it's like as soon as we stepped outside of the store i opened that son of a 0.98

00:44:03.980 a bitch up handed him one i'm like let's go we just started walking home and eating 1.00

00:44:08.940 fucking meat sticks love that 1.00

00:44:12.940 it's good there's something about cured meat i don't know what it is it's a saltiness 0.99

00:44:16.220 i like salt yeah it's it's the one thing that it's the one thing that i don't care if it hurts my bum i'm

00:44:24.140 gonna do it anyway i'm glad that's the one thing i'm glad that's the only thing that you will do

00:44:30.780 the one thing just so everybody knows that's the one thing that johnny is going to do it's spicy meat

00:44:42.300 sticks and excess yes but nothing else that hurts his bum absolutely okay it's a hundred a hundred percent

00:44:50.780 and and you know i know it's gonna burn later but that's your no-no square right yeah okay

00:45:00.220 that's great for everybody yeah whatever that's what it is i got my walter glasses

00:45:06.380 hey oh yeah right how fun are those everybody's going with the glasses now i do need some 0.98

00:45:15.580 my eyes are starting to go there's no question maybe i can maybe i can eat some fucking carrots 0.94

00:45:21.180 make up for it or something i don't know do you know what i think is so funny is that like 0.93

00:45:27.100 there's so many things you can do that are yeah like exactly carrots like there's so many

00:45:34.460 things you can eat and and whatever that are so beneficial for all the things and people just

00:45:42.380 don't even think to do them anymore it's like you learn about it although i guess now thinking

00:45:48.300 about it after say it out loud it's kind of like i feel like a lot of the nutrition and stuff that 0.82

00:45:53.020 we learned in the um like public school setting was bullshit because i mean the whole food pyramid

00:46:02.460 is a joke and all of that so i guess it would be it would be kind of trite for me to assume that 0.86

00:46:07.340 everybody has like a good idea of what is good and nutritious for different things and whatever but

00:46:12.140 yeah but like i eat more carrots and like sweet potatoes and stuff in um like when like it's good

00:46:20.860 for um what's it called like um for your skin right right like the color of your skin and stuff

00:46:29.420 if you eat a lot of beta carotene then you get like orange your skin right so when you're tanning and

00:46:33.260 stuff i see there sarah s thompson oh sarah s thompson that's a good one that is a good one

00:46:43.420 there's only a couple of those drugs that i think i haven't done maybe one or

00:46:50.380 you know fear and loathing is absolutely one of my absolute favorites uh where the buffalo room was

00:46:55.020 pretty good too um but fear and loathing for sure uh like there's just like a couple of scenes in that

00:47:00.300 movie that i absolutely love uh like when uh for whatever reason when johnny depp is going through 0.99

00:47:06.380 that like one fucking like carnival like casino and he's just like fuck off 1.00

00:47:12.700 like everybody just keeps asking him for shit and he's like fuck off 1.00

00:47:15.580 like yeah that's anybody who's had an experience like that on drugs knows exactly what they're going 1.00

00:47:21.660 through oh yeah it's fucking such a good movie you can't park your car here 0.94

00:47:26.220 why is this not a suitable place to park no it's so good i also um i was thinking of the book too 0.97

00:47:34.780 um but philip k dick do you ever read any of his stuff electric dreams or any of that no no okay no 0.97

00:47:44.620 well i've never really done a whole lot of reading to be yeah i was just thinking my my penis book is 0.99

00:47:50.620 right here the double d guy oh yeah the double penis read some of that for you today i almost forgot 0.99

00:47:57.020 about double dick dude excuse me almost how could you almost yeah double dick dude i don't know because 0.99

00:48:05.660 stuff was going on and there was other stuff and then that stuff pushes that stuff out of my head and 0.99

00:48:11.260 then somebody mentioned something and i'm like oh double dick dude yeah well i have we still gotta hook 0.95

00:48:18.380 him up with some siamese twins with two heads because i think that would be the other one that i 0.91

00:48:23.980 always have here beside me is the darwin um the darwin awards came out to extinction extinction mostly um 1.00

00:48:35.020 because people are are so dumb and it's pretty funny reading like accounts of people's stupidity 0.89

00:48:43.020 like legitimately it is so i really like them not you just made me remember that i forgot to download 0.99

00:48:51.740 the uh the video of the uh the go train kid and the the fire the fire train in london which i think was

00:49:00.380 done on purpose as a jeep to turn oh that's fun right well i mean it happened just after the go train 0.67

00:49:07.740 incident so i figure that now it's all about you just fucking light the roof on fire and none of 0.97

00:49:13.340 these guys can ride it right it's a safety measure they're gonna especially because if they get 1.00

00:49:20.780 anywhere near the flames there's gonna be a methane explosion yeah stupid's gonna keep being stupid 1.00

00:49:26.060 so right it's gonna be a big boom yeah anyway yeah totally um oh let's okay let's do one of these 1.00

00:49:34.220 ones these ones are funny so is this double dick 0.99

00:49:37.740 double dick dude no i'm gonna read you one of the um one of the darwin awards all right darwin 0.98

00:49:44.060 awards yeah yeah i'm gonna do one of the like when people die it's funny to me um it's the darwin 0.96

00:49:53.020 awards with sarah s thompson yeah what's this one okay this person i don't think died so this one is

00:50:05.340 called muffled explosion confirmed by darwin featuring gonads explosions machismo and a

00:50:11.660 living darwin january 10 2009 pennsylvania oh that sounds interesting yeah right an embarrassed and

00:50:19.980 seriously injured 17 year old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack

00:50:25.260 by persons unknown however police investigators soon extracted the truth he had found an m80 explosive at his

00:50:32.540 grandmother's house taken it to his room to examine it and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the

00:50:37.900 fuse during one of these cycles the fuse would not go out so he jammed the red cardboard tube between

00:50:44.460 his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion this plan was less successful than he had

00:50:51.420 hoped one loud kaboom later our junior pyrotechnic specialist had lost his right hand and right leg it is

00:50:58.620 not known whether the injury also affected his ability to reproduce but if it had the fellow

00:51:03.660 would be eligible to compete for the honor of a living darwin award um so like how successful did 0.75

00:51:11.180 this idiot think it was going to be um i'll tell you right now here's a here's a random tidbit commonly 0.90

00:51:18.220 thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite m80s actually contain 150th the amount of explosive 0.98

00:51:24.060 and used flash powder rather than tnt used by the u.s military to stimulate grenade explosions

00:51:30.300 m80s were outlawed in 1966 under the child protection act they are not safe enough to be

00:51:35.340 detonated by the average man on the average street let alone by an average 17 year old

00:51:42.620 i'm just thinking 17 years old yeah if there's one 1.00

00:51:48.220 one fucking place i didn't even want an explosion i don't give a fuck you give me a cardboard tube or 1.00

00:51:53.900 not it's going to be anywhere near my fucking dick and balls okay like you you protect those at all 1.00

00:51:59.900 costs okay here's one from russia so y'all you know this one's going to be good also in 2009 a raging 1.00

00:52:08.460 raccoon has bitten off a person's privates as he was trying to rape the animal screams the headline

00:52:14.460 oh my god oh what the oh what the when most of us see a wild animal

00:52:24.060 it never enters our minds why would it however alexander 44 was on a drunken weekend with friends

00:52:31.260 in moscow when he left on the terrified animal when i oh my goodness couldn't find a beaver

00:52:41.020 so he went with a coon when i saw the raccoon i thought i'd have some fun although there was not

00:52:47.980 much left to work with plastic surgeons were trying to reconstruct his mangled manhood

00:52:52.620 if he is unable to procreate he is eligible for a darwin award but thus thus far no reports have leaked

00:52:58.780 on the success of the shaft graft all this so now i know um it has been talked about that apparently

00:53:09.100 consensual sex with the animals is being talked about i think that's how we can tell if it was

00:53:14.620 consensual or not right if the animal attacks you then i guess i feel like maybe don't i well obviously

00:53:24.700 um like uh i i can't even understand the thought process that would be there um because

00:53:32.460 i mean first of all to even want to do that to any animal period is retarded um but a 0.99

00:53:40.860 fucking raccoon they're wily motherfuckers oh there's also a lot of um a lot of accounts of um 1.00

00:53:51.020 men getting their dicks stuck in pipes okay let's not oh my god i guess guys try to 1.00

00:53:57.420 to fuck pipes a lot oh my god this one took um uh a blowtorch didn't take a look uh and they 1.00

00:54:07.180 they nicknamed him iron maiden because it took seven firefighters and six paramedics 1.00

00:54:13.100 to get his dick out of the pipe now imagine if you will the absolute embarrassment 0.99

00:54:19.580 that it would have to fucking hold to have that many people 1.00

00:54:23.740 oh to free your dick from something this one was listen i am a nurse on a busy surgical unit i 1.00

00:54:32.140 received a report that a young patient was arriving with severe laceration lacerations to his penis 0.99

00:54:38.780 try as i might i could not imagine what this poor lad had done to injure himself 0.74

00:54:43.740 turns out the 21 year old patient confided in me upset by his girlfriend's unwillingness to have

00:54:48.860 intimate relations he had romanced a flower vase alas in the heat of the moment the bud vase 0.93

00:54:55.100 shattered lacerating his penis and he required emergency surgery see this just this goes to show

00:55:02.700 that this kid just thought outside the box right while most you don't stop and smell the roses he 0.99

00:55:09.500 decided to fuck the vase they came in that's fucking epic epic i i really hope um that none of 0.99

00:55:18.780 these people are able to actually have children like these are the people that should be removed 0.99

00:55:24.940 from the gene pool immediately again why i mean this is why it's the darwin awards again like there's 0.99

00:55:33.260 excuse me a number of stories where they get their penis caught in the um vacuum cleaner 0.98

00:55:39.020 like so i mean you should be getting their penis caught anywhere right right i don't care if it's 1.00

00:55:49.580 you know the neighbor's wife or a fucking vase either way maybe don't get your dick caught somewhere 1.00

00:55:56.060 long yeah yeah yeah i mean it's it's pretty easy to control where it goes you would fucking think so 1.00

00:56:07.340 well i know so i have one i've always oh yeah i guess i sometimes you have one 0.97

00:56:14.380 i mean with that fucking hair listen listen here to the lady who's like oh it's unfortunate i don't 1.00

00:56:20.540 have balls like apparently we're gonna trade no i didn't say it was unfortunate i don't have balls 1.00

00:56:27.260 i said it's unfortunate that i have bigger balls than some men when i have tits and not balls 1.00

00:56:34.460 i don't claim to have nuts i have again right maybe maybe he should have thought more of boxes 0.99

00:56:45.580 and less of other things of other things yes right absolutely like jesus just grab a sock like everybody else you know

00:56:54.460 a sock nothing oh like you do it in the sock i see what you mean okay right that's right you can't get

00:57:07.420 stuck in one of those yeah no i i'm aware there's been teenage boys yeah yeah i don't know absolutely

00:57:19.900 fucking baffling oh my lord the okay so i feel like for the the double header book about double 0.97

00:57:31.740 dick dude i feel like we should like start from the beginning and just every every stream will just 0.99

00:57:40.140 read a little bit start from the base and go to the tip yeah twice start at the base and go to the tip

00:57:50.380 y'all okay do i have to read it right now though i want to smoke a joint first whatever i think i

00:57:58.300 already smoked a joint though i did i just finished one all right whatever it does might not be a good

00:58:05.260 idea for the middle of a tuesday afternoon when it's technically i don't know that's yeah that's

00:58:13.180 that's i thought about it but i i'm still unsure if i have to

00:58:19.660 procure a crotch goblin or not yeah yeah i might have to 0.92

00:58:26.300 it's a possibility but

00:58:29.100 i know i'm gonna i'll probably just do that i'm just gonna roll another one

00:58:33.580 maybe actually will you do that uh we got a video there well i mean i it's a

00:58:39.660 it's a fairy already showed it that's the funny part i make a video i didn't even get to

00:58:43.500 share it on a stream first but fairy did and it was good but the uh the active clubs 0.52

00:58:48.780 fucking that's such a a hilarious

00:58:51.820 thing now apparently that law and order episode oh yeah that's of course having an active club is 0.99

00:58:59.260 a right-wing racist kind of thing but uh turns out turns out maybe not

00:59:08.540 we've actually had our eye on kovac for a while now his gym is an active club i guess soulstar is

00:59:15.500 just a left-wing um martial arts gym all fronting is small mma style gyms how big a network are we

00:59:22.860 talking about so far we've identified over 30 active clubs across nine different states and several

00:59:28.700 provinces of canada so how do they work the clubs operate as recruitment centers before anyone joins

00:59:34.540 the main class we have an intro class then we'll explain who we are what our principles are and we

00:59:40.380 get them to sign that we all have a socialist outlook we're all left-wing we're all anti-fascist

00:59:47.260 we're all feminist they're building an army they're trying to it's the new face of hate 1.00

00:59:55.420 it's the new face of hate it's fucking left-wingers 1.00

01:00:01.260 what are you looking for now sorry um i just got a work email oh i was just looking at my emails 0.99

01:00:15.740 actually the video that i like pulled those clips from is i i might have to do some more with that

01:00:20.220 because there's there's some pretty 0.97

01:00:21.980 pretty hilariously stupid 1.00

01:00:27.980 fucking comments in there on which sorry 1.00

01:00:34.700 uh well it was uh some video that i came across it was from vice and it was like 10 questions with 1.00

01:00:40.860 like a left-wing active club oh and they had they have some pretty fucking 0.97

01:00:45.980 stupid answers really do you think that's why they follow me to the gym 0.99

01:00:53.260 it's because they they think that i'm gonna i'm doing tears on the treadmill yeah maybe well i 1.00

01:01:00.860 mean working out is a fucking that's an extremist activity getting healthy and fit 1.00

01:01:06.940 don't fucking don't let them catch you not being a fat ass 1.00

01:01:09.980 okay everybody's got to be fat you know the worst part about my gym is that it's literally in the 1.00

01:01:16.860 same plaza as a mcdonald's i gotta sit there and smell mcdonald's which is sometimes yeah test your 0.99

01:01:22.860 fucking test your goddamn willpower oh i have i have tons of willpower it's watching that's for 0.99

01:01:29.580 mental strength right there that's that's fucking genius location location location i know but 1.00

01:01:35.020 i'm not disagreeing with you it is genius it's also um it's also helpful too because it's like 0.92

01:01:43.740 you look at it you look at the people a going in and out of there and you're like yeah that's why i'm

01:01:47.500 on the fucking that that is definitely why i'm on the treadmill number one but number two it's super 0.95

01:01:53.100 helpful realizing how many people are there at dinner time it's like god 0.99

01:01:59.820 well it's super helpful too because it goes it goes both ways right um because the fat asses at 1.00

01:02:07.180 the mcdonald's that don't want to be fat asses anymore might see the gym and go get to the gym 1.00

01:02:12.300 and then the fat asses that are in the gym that have weak willpower will just say it 1.00

01:02:16.300 go to mcdonald's right yeah it's a trade it's good location location location yeah there are times 0.99

01:02:23.500 where i've gotten off like had a really good fucking week of workouts and been like oh my god 0.93

01:02:30.140 i really want like mcdonald's french fry because i do like mcdonald's french fries and i know that 0.88

01:02:35.740 they're really bad but it's that's why i like them is because they're bad but and then i like think

01:02:42.940 about it i'm like i don't do it and it's like it just defeats the entire purpose of everything that

01:02:48.460 i just did by just going and then getting french fries just be careful because taking the stairs 0.99

01:02:53.580 is violence totally right yeah you're uh you're stepping on um the oppressed or some stupid oh 0.96

01:03:04.300 i'm sure for sure yeah yeah oh i'm not good at making up stuff so at least not like that yeah 0.93

01:03:11.420 push-ups equal colonization right like i mean all of these things it's like all the things we're doing

01:03:18.140 are clearly i mean being active and and you know bible studies every every push-up having you know

01:03:29.260 get-togethers where we where we do uh you know and push-ups is the leading cause of death and leftist

01:03:37.420 like i don't understand yeah how is that like how like if we if we were like cycling would be

01:03:48.540 would be less terror-y no like would that be less extreme if we were cycling because i feel like

01:03:54.220 cyclists are really no because here here i'll i'll answer that i'll answer that with your favorite

01:04:01.980 friend rachel right the way she the way she would put it would be like you know like if we were doing

01:04:08.700 cycling like it would be for like exercise you know but like when you know when those right wingers do it

01:04:15.580 you know it's like violent cycling right it's not for because anything we do is it's violent why is she so 0.99

01:04:26.460 stupid i don't know like why does she literally but i think she is is that by talking about her 1.00

01:04:33.660 though we're giving her fucking life i think she wants to ride fairy i think she wants to ride a 1.00

01:04:39.580 couple of y'all right like i i think we all know she's advertised she's a slut so i got i think she has 1.00

01:04:47.180 some deep-rooted like just crash and she doesn't know how to express herself with it um it's kind of 0.97

01:04:53.340 it's kind of like the when when boys are little and like they like hit a girl because they like

01:04:58.780 her yeah they know what the they're doing they're just this is her way of getting attention yeah right

01:05:04.380 pay attention to me i think that's what's happening why do i keep what's the voicemail about i don't know

01:05:13.980 i feel like my phone is so up right now oh i feel like adult women just walk up and just say 0.99

01:05:21.900 hey you want to fuck yeah right like instead of pulling my air your hair first 1.00

01:05:33.900 i don't know that's always been my favorite pickup line nice shoes want to fuck 1.00

01:05:38.380 yeah right that's fucked up it works for me every time 0.99

01:05:42.940 or this one 0.96

01:05:48.620 you missed it yeah that no i i caught it i caught it i looked up

01:05:55.740 that's also one of my my probably my second favorite

01:06:01.420 i tell you what uh well diagonal did make yeah well sort of anyway she also got fired too so that was

01:06:07.980 that was that was awesome uh maybe that's what it is maybe maybe just maybe her firing was a result of 0.85

01:06:16.300 her obsession

01:06:19.820 and that is why she's continued to be obsessed 0.88

01:06:24.620 that's possible i think she's just a loony and yes i do have reflexes for that absolutely i have

01:06:30.620 reflexes and it's like radar you know i can't help it they could be behind me i know it yeah nobody knew

01:06:39.420 who she was before she started reporting on no one and she still really isn't anyone i mean

01:06:49.100 she won't be not one my phone is retarded i'm not you know what rogers is gonna get a 0.91

01:06:55.500 fucking piece of my mind i tell you what oh bro that conversation i just want to tell you so y'all 0.94

01:07:00.620 i just had to have a phone call with rogers because i have two rogers phones 0.98

01:07:05.660 and one of them all of a sudden while i'm in the middle of using it just slows down and i'm like oh

01:07:09.660 okay so i i call rogers i'm like yeah there's a problem and the person on the phone within the first

01:07:18.780 you know obviously within the first couple of seconds you know whether what their uh nationality

01:07:24.060 is generally it's either someone from india or not um and then i was like okay it's not an indian

01:07:31.660 person great and then within 30 seconds i heard the chirping in the background so i knew that they

01:07:39.500 weren't white but i had to listen to that for the entire uh the entire conversation was the chirping of

01:07:48.060 her smoke alarm go off every nice every 60 seconds sure in the background 0.99

01:07:55.820 fuck my my uh my smoke alarm actually went off last night just for fucking no apparent goddamn reason 0.99

01:08:02.460 i was just sitting there and you know i'm fucking watching something and 1.00

01:08:06.540 fucking fire alarm starts going off i'm like what the shit is this it took forever to put the 0.99

01:08:14.300 fucking thing in hush mode but the only good part to it is it pissed off cooter 1.00

01:08:21.420 and you like pissing off your because she's a fat little bitch that always asked me for treats even 1.00

01:08:26.940 after i just gave her some well she's a gluttonous little kitty cats are supposed to be fat you're 1.00

01:08:34.540 supposed to get cats that's fine but it's her neediness right and the fact that she's a bitch about 1.00

01:08:41.260 it it's a female cat you literally i know described female cats no i know fat needy and 0.99

01:08:49.580 bitchy what did you yeah i i know and like we're working on that you know we're working on that like 1.00

01:08:55.740 i figured out um right like because she's not very you know she doesn't really like getting pet 1.00

01:09:03.100 um so i figured out that if i want her to like cuddle and you know give any attention all i gotta do is 1.00

01:09:09.420 leave the food bowl empty for a little bit

01:09:13.660 and then she'll come over and she'll cuddle and and then she gets food

01:09:18.060 food is that how men get attention from women no just make us hungry no not really i don't think

01:09:24.140 it works that way i get angry yeah i mean it works with her because she can't eat without me so you

01:09:31.340 know so you're a sadist no i just know that it's the only way that she's gonna come over and sit with

01:09:39.900 me is if she's hungry and needs something so we've uh it's just a you know i've unlocked the the

01:09:46.700 cheat code to making her cuddle i wouldn't lead with that on a date why not just saying let's

01:09:56.140 struggle snuggle city let's go yeah that's exactly what that sounds like right yeah are 0.97

01:10:01.260 you gonna wear duct tape as a fucking bracelet too well i'm not oh she is 1.00

01:10:11.020 yeah 1.00

01:10:16.140 you're an idiot savant you know that right yeah i know okay all right just just making sure 1.00

01:10:23.020 whatever it works yeah that's all i gotta say you know i've i've figured shit out 1.00

01:10:33.740 may not be the way you do things but i i get the job done

01:10:37.740 i'm so confused as to what i'm supposed to do here

01:10:44.060 you know it's great if other people don't know

01:10:46.380 can do their job so that i can do mine it's so helpful it's so helpful

01:10:53.580 really awesome though i don't

01:10:56.860 fun

01:10:59.180 that's funny scotian lady just sent me this that's funny a bunch of antifa types in the woods 1.00

01:11:06.540 well they're always so frail looking

01:11:08.300 yeah they all look like goblins because they're goblins yeah right i mean like they look like

01:11:17.580 connor could beat them up

01:11:19.740 it's probably because

01:11:25.180 i feel like they would just cry feelings

01:11:29.100 well that and i'm i'm sure that he would just be able to beat them up

01:11:33.340 yeah i mean oh yeah i mean i i push this watch to work in your office that's amazing i have

01:11:44.780 ceases watch me go to the gym so that's always fun i don't think i can tell you what ceases

01:11:51.020 watches me do oh my god that's why i wave when i begin you have problems

01:11:59.100 why i mean it helps it's actually i'm less alone that way and all right

01:12:07.180 you know i don't mind the audience no 0.87

01:12:19.420 broker t yes i have photos yeah tofu chat yeah stick them there as long as there's no nipples we're good 0.78

01:12:25.340 they were outside of where we were on where all of us were on sunday i have pictures of that as

01:12:34.060 well um but you should post them there or send them into uh get ashley to send them and we can

01:12:42.300 put we can post yeah scotion lady they're standing up in the corner 1.00

01:12:45.900 we can post them in biggest corner chat too that's amazing hilarious

01:12:51.660 yeah we should start posting all the pictures we should make oh my god we should make a chat and

01:12:57.020 post all the pictures of them following us in the chat that's a great idea you could create a music

01:13:04.140 montage okay we should compare we should all compare pictures yeah yeah yep totally

01:13:16.220 it's fucking awesome i love it i always had the mic i just i changed my setup that's all 0.78

01:13:28.620 i mean it's i freely move it around and do this but i'm just in the dining room now that's all 0.86

01:13:37.900 oh my god for her

01:13:39.020 lee stewie's like i'm sorry what pictures picture yeah send your pictures lee

01:13:51.100 i can see this though i tell you

01:13:58.620 oh i see what you see now i see said the blind man peeing against the wind it's all coming back to me

01:14:06.300 oh

01:14:11.420 that's okay oh

01:14:15.580 oh i hear sirens in the background 1.00

01:14:17.820 shit's going down fuck them all let's go yeah 1.00

01:14:23.260 i agree 1.00

01:14:25.820 and i know in this city it's probably just a 1.00

01:14:28.620 likely an overdose or a car accident because nobody can fucking drive idiots 1.00

01:14:33.020 that's why i love i love those fucking like bad drivers and bad parkers fucking groups that every 1.00

01:14:41.420 city has those are my absolute favorite i love chirping people in there 0.99

01:14:48.940 like one guy was bitching that he had to well one guy was bitching he had to pass somebody um

01:14:55.420 and it was like a construction zone or something and i i don't know he's bitching about something 0.94

01:15:00.460 stupid um and of course he took a picture while he was driving of the car that he's 0.90

01:15:06.540 bitching about and i'm like yeah so naturally you you decided to take a picture while driving 1.00

01:15:11.340 uh and upload it to a bad driving you're you're fucking idiot 1.00

01:15:18.460 90 of the time too those posts it's like whoever the fuck posted it's the one at fault that's that's 1.00

01:15:23.740 my favorite part we got an uber driver actually post like a lot of fucking dash cam footage 0.96

01:15:30.300 mm-hmm and everybody literally just goes there to chirp him because 90 of the time 0.98

01:15:35.980 it's whatever the fuck he was doing that was in the wrong 0.98

01:15:40.620 like he'll bitch about somebody turning out in front of him but he was speeding 1.00

01:15:46.220 hey you fucking idiot if you weren't fucking gunning it you'd have never even fucking been there 1.00

01:15:53.500 yeah it's generally people like that but yeah that annoys me too i i don't yeah yeah 1.00

01:15:59.420 yeah and it's it's sad too because he's like our only white uber driver i think 0.99

01:16:05.020 but he's an idiot i never have a good experience when i take ubers 0.98

01:16:10.140 camera works out well for me yeah i i don't think i i've only ever had uber like a couple of times i 1.00

01:16:17.020 just i still call cab companies fuck that shit yeah no that's exactly what i do i call cab companies 0.98

01:16:22.220 because like the couple of times i've called ubers um 1.00

01:16:25.100 um they like get mad that you're drunk and then like kick you out it's like well 0.96

01:16:31.660 i'm calling an uber like what the fuck god i'm paying for this ride i'm i am paying for that ride 0.98

01:16:38.300 i will piss in the back seat if i want to okay i got two cars in the driveway it's not because i don't 0.99

01:16:43.500 have a car it's because i'm too drunk to drive so i need you to take me where i need to go yeah

01:16:49.260 and if i want to piss in the back seat that's my pro that's my prerogative no but it's like you know

01:16:55.180 if you're just like talking or whatever and you're on the phone or you know it's like literally i've been

01:16:59.980 kicked out well surely sarah surely surely if if it's a if it's a jeep driving i mean i can 0.99

01:17:08.700 shit in the back seat though right well he would think so because they shit everywhere it's got to 0.99

01:17:13.420 be the way that that works that's what they do yeah right okay makes sense no number ones just number 1.00

01:17:22.300 twos yeah so remember that for your next uber no i don't i'm not gonna do it again no no well

01:17:33.660 i don't i mean i don't really i don't drink anymore to the point of like getting hammered

01:17:42.620 yeah see exactly literally the reason it's true heather oh you literally yeah i'm with i'm with 0.98

01:17:50.940 scotian lighting here if you don't shit in it it's racism right you should don't be racist 0.99

01:17:56.780 shit in the shit in the uber yes uh i feel like maybe could we do that with like the delivery 1.00

01:18:09.100 drivers too would it be racist to not like try and steal something from them maybe ride the ride 1.00

01:18:15.900 on the fucking roof of their car yeah right like i don't think that has to be just for trains right 0.99

01:18:24.300 it i mean broadening horizon 0.99

01:18:31.340 chocolate

01:18:34.380 coffee chocolate it's great breakfast

01:18:39.660 well it's better than mine i've only had the uh the coffee so there you go and weed and cigarettes

01:18:46.300 oh yeah right well no cigarettes but yeah a little bit of weed yeah i had applesauce

01:18:50.940 crisscross and sauce with a couple of pickled beets in it but that doesn't count as breakfast

01:19:01.020 apparently not all right it's just like a probiotic what in the

01:19:05.900 the pudding train

01:19:11.260 i don't even want to know

01:19:12.060 the pudding train yeah well i'm curious now you got me a little intrigued i'm sure that i'll probably

01:19:17.340 regret asking but the pudding train

01:19:20.060 that's he's fast

01:19:22.060 is that what is that with bill cosby you end up having a nap through at that train ride 1.00

01:19:28.220 he starts putting his dick everywhere 0.99

01:19:30.940 what is a pudding train are you gonna look at that 1.00

01:19:33.580 i'm i'm assuming that she means like you're shitting in the train is that 0.97

01:19:40.060 i don't know filling it with your own pudding is that 0.98

01:19:43.820 what are we doing i don't know what a pudding train is

01:19:47.980 yeah right this chair was the worst idea

01:19:53.500 ever oh yeah all right she made up the uh okay i get it now

01:19:57.740 oh it's describing others yeah it's a pudding train once i'm done with it

01:20:02.620 yeah yeah makes sense that's what i thought but i wasn't sure

01:20:07.100 sounds disgusting hey come on come on think about it it'd be hilarious you just get to the end of

01:20:12.300 your ride and you'd be like i'm gonna give you two stars and you just drop a deuce in the backseat

01:20:16.540 i feel like oh we can't be far off right i feel like that's that's part of your culture right

01:20:28.860 i'm trying to be respectful the worst part is though is that it's like 0.97

01:20:36.060 that's where we are now like we joke about this shit and like we laugh about it but it's like we 0.95

01:20:42.460 joked about stuff before and we laughed about it like you know imagine if this happened and then 0.97

01:20:46.940 now we're like yeah remember when we jumped about that so we're joking about that now and i feel like

01:20:53.580 we probably shouldn't yeah yeah there's a good chance on that we're you know putting

01:20:59.980 stuff into the universe that doesn't need to be there yeah this timeline is already pretty up

01:21:05.660 uh the gold heist guy yeah he did get his gym membership canceled that's actually pretty funny 0.93

01:21:13.100 um it's hilarious uh fuck it a gym has more sense than our government right the gym will eat them 0.93

01:21:24.220 yeah that that was pretty funny actually the other funny thing too is uh just like that uh 0.93

01:21:29.740 our one buddy there actually not i'm gonna bring that up just because that one was funny too

01:21:34.540 let me load that up here it's gonna take a second

01:21:42.460 where did i put it where did i put it there it is 0.96

01:21:49.340 i love your shit posting by the way scotian lady dude from india that was 1.00

01:21:56.940 yeah it is fun 0.99

01:22:03.740 what video have you got it's not gonna learn a long video what's the problem here

01:22:12.940 a video i took the uh the video that uh uh the jeet that was telling everybody how to do the um

01:22:21.580 food backs and uh made a little edit okay

01:22:26.460 it's just taking a while that's all okay

01:22:36.860 there we go here we go this is how i save hundreds of bucks every month in food and grocery all these

01:22:42.780 groceries for this week i got free this is for everyone all the students they even have hot food

01:22:47.660 at our university here most of the universities and colleges made food banks which are run by

01:22:53.980 trusts churches and non-profit organizations let me show you what i got this week you can take as

01:22:59.260 much as you want all the basic fruits and vegetables bread sauces pastas and canned vegetables which is

01:23:05.100 subject to available shut up

01:23:15.180 i think i might make that a bit of a segment yeah i'll just like find 1.00

01:23:20.300 fucking stupid people saying stupid things and we'll just see 1.00

01:23:24.540 how long i let the video go before that clip comes into play 1.00

01:23:27.580 um but yeah it's hilarious that guy got fired i love it yeah that was the best part about that 0.89

01:23:35.340 yeah well and he had a decent fucking job too and now he doesn't so yep 0.71

01:23:43.580 i think somebody found his linkedin or something like you know what here's the greatest part now he's 0.98

01:23:49.500 gonna need the food bank 0.92

01:23:54.620 yeah exactly and i bet you now they have his picture up at the food banks for like you know

01:24:00.540 really you can only take one take one now we find ourselves over

01:24:07.260 amazing imagine that

01:24:12.780 them biting the hand that feeds him that was definitely funny though 0.96

01:24:15.020 and like the other stupid thing is too is he makes it look like he's a student there like 1.00

01:24:21.100 wearing the fucking sweater and like you fucking idiot and there's that other one that he was showing 1.00

01:24:27.580 that's telling everybody that we might have the ubi and that it'll be for everybody even refugees 1.00

01:24:35.420 which of course it will right because that's exactly who it's for yeah but it's like if you think

01:24:40.620 about it like this though in the sense of like you take one video down it's only one of them

01:24:46.380 there's a million more of them and they're all doing the same thing right right which i mean which is

01:24:54.220 why all of our social services have been completely depleted in a matter of like months

01:25:02.460 like if you think well think about how many think about how many migrants came and maybe they brought 0.98

01:25:07.100 kids with them now they're getting a fucking child tax for each of those children and you know have 0.97

01:25:13.660 not put anything into the tax base so it's like we already have trouble paying for everybody now 0.98

01:25:21.740 and now we just added a few hundred thousand if not more um to that pool right like it just

01:25:31.580 it's it's it's a baffling thing and especially when you see that we still continue to support these

01:25:38.140 foreign aid investments which you know we were it almost seems like we're doing more to help others 0.70

01:25:42.940 than we are ourselves but yeah it's ridiculous 0.62

01:25:49.340 oh yeah of course it is

01:25:53.260 it's amazing look at paris you know i think paris has reached peak culture now well

01:25:59.500 with those afghan riots they're not they're not going to be able to top that right they can't get 1.00

01:26:06.380 any any more enriched i think they've reached the peak and that's the greatest culture ever right there

01:26:13.020 let's get it done

01:26:17.260 not to mention any of the other places who have been enriched

01:26:20.700 it's like we keep sending foreign aid to countries that have no

01:26:34.300 ability to

01:26:38.540 to look after themselves or to get themselves out of the where they are it's just like a vicious cycle 0.93

01:26:44.780 of like the hamster wheel of bullshit you know and it's like so why like if we've been sending 0.75

01:26:53.580 foreign aid to these countries for years trying to help them and bringing people here and it's still not 0.98

01:27:02.780 working why is opening up our borders and allowing the third world to take over the first world 1.00

01:27:12.140 yeah i don't know why do we think that's going to solve the problem like i'm just curious like

01:27:17.820 well because that's pretty much what trudeau has done he's opened the borders and been like everyone

01:27:23.660 come in when we can't even look after ourselves we're just going to bring everybody else in and by

01:27:29.260 we can't look after ourselves i mean like the government as a blanket cannot look after the country as a 0.97

01:27:35.340 whole clearly yeah so what in the fuck did they actually they actually think was going to happen 0.90

01:27:44.140 when they did all of this and the people who continue to vote for it and who are on board with it 0.99

01:27:50.620 are you going to continue to be okay with it when they're stealing your fucking cars all right 1.00

01:27:56.700 and they're burning your fucking house down and they're raping your children 1.00

01:28:00.460 it i mean yeah right it's it's going to create some pretty poor economic conditions for sure 1.00

01:28:06.380 because again well it's like taking your house budget right now now add your entire

01:28:12.860 fucking block into your house without them bringing any money into it and try and try and have that 0.94

01:28:20.700 budget work out for you right like that's what it is and like the foreign aid and taking in the refugees 0.98

01:28:26.300 that's basically like i can liken that to the idea that you just continue to enable somebody who has

01:28:32.460 addictions and then when just handing them money every time they ask hasn't helped them you just

01:28:38.860 bring them in and just let them continue the same behavior but do nothing about it and expect them to just

01:28:45.660 change and it's why how long is this going to go on for before people realize that these are not

01:28:52.300 people who are coming in here to fill um you know positions that aren't being filled and and all of

01:28:59.580 the things that they for some reason believed and continue to believe like at what point is that

01:29:05.900 going to stop because right now anywhere you look in this country pretty much you can guarantee

01:29:13.100 that you were not going to be there are very sorry there are very few areas where you are not going to

01:29:22.540 be the minority we have now become the minority in our own country very very quickly well and i think

01:29:33.660 the worst part here though is is that i mean how many like the housing issue it's huge that that's a bad

01:29:41.340 one not not not only just the price and yeah i don't know no idea none of it maybe

01:29:50.860 i mean we got a lot of land up north

01:29:55.100 no we don't though like not that's the thing what are we going to do take down all of the

01:29:59.420 forest that's so you're said so like what i'm saying is is that there is a lot of land in canada

01:30:05.820 it's not livable land because it's forest care said so no and he has common sense and he's going

01:30:13.020 to bring powerful paychecks and the cooks and the factory workers 1.00

01:30:19.660 did you suck his dick sounds like you sucked his dick no i tried it was flaccid though flaccid that 1.00

01:30:26.700 sounds like this something that someone would say that sucked his dick for sure 1.00

01:30:31.740 yeah well you know although he did i think he did finally say something for canadians 0.99

01:30:37.340 not too long ago i didn't actually look at it though because i didn't really care because i

01:30:41.180 really don't believe it but something about cutting like foreign oh yeah that's right it was uh rick

01:30:45.900 the temps come sock uh otherwise known as ed the sock on twitter right um had posted something along the

01:30:53.980 lines of uh pierre telling canadians that he would like cut foreign aid spending and

01:31:00.140 whatnot i was like yeah i don't really believe you but sure because i mean you're still you're

01:31:05.820 still going to be pumping money to ukraine you're still going to be pumping money to israel so i mean

01:31:09.820 there's not a whole lot that you're not gonna yeah they can say they can say whatever they want 0.98

01:31:15.100 but if that doesn't i mean again we're like bullshit bullshit bullshit like it's not like anyone's 0.98

01:31:20.940 gonna believe what they're saying just because they're saying it doesn't even have to believe 0.99

01:31:24.060 here it's still yeah well rick the temps come sock leaves it yeah but if it's cram land though okay

01:31:30.780 here's the go so heather's thing is cram land that's what i'm saying like a lot of it is like

01:31:34.620 forest like you know it's mnr land and stuff right like and crown land and a lot of

01:31:41.740 and there's a lot of areas that obviously can't be developed um or not for a very long time but

01:31:53.420 how does it work with crown land i don't even i can't remember hang on oh yeah i don't i don't

01:31:58.940 remember either can you just develop it yourself though no and i think no well then we should be able

01:32:06.140 to if you get to it first that's how it should be that's how this country was founded

01:32:14.060 you got to it first set it up and defend it so crown land is land

01:32:19.580 those owned by the governments have land available for public for any purposes

01:32:24.140 no you do that i'm going to be back in a second here okay can you live can you okay crown land is

01:32:29.980 also known as royal domain is territorial okay hang on so okay crown land also known as royal domain

01:32:42.540 is the territorial area belonging to monarch

01:32:50.460 austria canada cram land is a designated territorial area though the monarch owns all crown land in the

01:32:58.220 country is divided in parallel with the division of the crown provincial jurisdictions obviously which

01:33:03.100 we know um so that some lands within the provinces are administered by the relevant provincial crown

01:33:11.980 whereas others are under the federal crown so about 89 of canada's land area uh is crown land exactly

01:33:18.860 see 89 is crown land 41 is federal and 48 is provincial the remaining 11 is privately owned

01:33:28.060 crown land so most federal crown land is in the territories northwest territories native and yukon and

01:33:34.460 it is administered by northern affairs canada only four percent of land in the provinces is federally

01:33:41.980 controlled largely in the form of national parks indian reserves and canadian armed forces bases

01:33:47.580 in contrast promises hold much of their territory as provincial crown land which may be held as provincial

01:33:52.460 parts or uh wilderness so so crown land is the equivalent of an entailed estate that passes with

01:34:05.820 the monarchy and cannot be alienated from it thus per constitutional convention these lands cannot be

01:34:10.780 unilaterally sold by the monarch instead passing on to next king or queen unless the sovereign is advised

01:34:16.540 otherwise by the relevant ministers of the crown crown land provides the country and the provinces with the

01:34:21.820 majority of the majority of their profits from natural resources not exclusively provincial like logging mining

01:34:26.940 blah blah blah right and then it's the major income stream for the government like for uh alberta

01:34:31.900 shit like that and it may also be rented uh in certain areas cool so it looks like 0.97

01:34:41.100 each province has holy shit 94 of the land in british columbia is crown land 1.00

01:34:48.220 fuck me 94 94 holy shit so what did what did we learn about it 65 65 of saskatchewan 95 of newfoundland 0.99

01:35:01.500 and labrador 48 of new brunswick um 29 of nova scotia 87 of ontario 88 of pei 92 of quebec so 0.99

01:35:15.340 basically so 89 we talked about what you were away 89 of canada's land is crown land and it's almost a

01:35:28.700 split between federal and provincial but it like what i just said like as you can see like a lot of

01:35:34.780 each province is considered crown land so if we're going to bring all of these people here and we're 0.73

01:35:39.340 going to build all of these houses where are we going to build all of that because these crown lands

01:35:45.100 are like this is why i've come up with the solution thus what is um because we want none of them we're

01:35:54.620 going to send them to none of it what's what none of it to ship all the immigrants to none of it 1.00

01:36:05.020 i'm good with there's lots of land up there yeah but that's what it says most federal crown

01:36:10.700 land is in the territories northwest territories none of it mucon and it is administered by the

01:36:15.100 northern affairs canada right yeah so there you go start building start building all to the cold

01:36:23.340 place i'm so i wonder how they would like i wonder how they would fare in the in the yukon they

01:36:28.860 wouldn't send them up there though

01:36:35.420 tell you what

01:36:38.940 interesting you know that's just the way it is sorry like we're all full up down here so

01:36:45.420 or to none of it sorry i'm reading comments um

01:36:53.900 yeah i mean there's definitely places we should put them

01:36:56.700 that that isn't here i i agree i have a ton of ideas but unfortunately none of it probably the

01:37:02.140 only one that's not fed posty um yeah the other thing that we could do you know is just um send them

01:37:10.060 all back yeah yeah like i said i feel like the plane idea is a really good idea just tell them that

01:37:18.940 there's gonna be they're gonna get something for free and all they have to do is just go down that

01:37:25.740 hallway and then buckle up and they're gonna watch a presentation and then when they are done the

01:37:33.020 presentation they get off of the and go down the hallway and then hussah india

01:37:43.660 right

01:37:47.020 something like that yeah i don't know i mean oh my god computer let's go i've fallen asleep one

01:37:54.300 place and woken up somewhere else i mean there's nothing wrong with it right 0.66

01:38:03.020 just saying it happens it happens oh shit give me two seconds i got a work thing 0.95

01:38:14.380 there we go all right i think i'm back 0.99

01:38:18.380 of course get a work thing i tried to get out of the uh picking up the crouch goblin thing but

01:38:22.460 that's not gonna work apparently what is this suck deep buddy oh nice some fantastic uh 0.97

01:38:34.380 oh did blomba get get fucking banned again she got turfed didn't she 1.00

01:38:46.380 that's hilarious i think she's back with a new account i'm just double checking first before 0.95

01:38:50.460 but i think she got another twitter band that's uh that's fantastic twitter bands being held

01:38:56.700 handed out like candy these days yep she did all right so she is back though for anybody who was uh 0.98

01:39:04.460 following blonde bagot uh her new twitter is uh at suck deep underscore buddy um so suck deep is s-u-k-h-d-e-e-p 1.00

01:39:15.820 uh underscore butty b-u-t-t-y so yeah there you go good times i'll uh i'll have to give her a retweet

01:39:27.900 soon here but it's pretty easy now to get those twitter bands now that free speech is like a huge 0.99

01:39:33.500 thing for elon you know it's got that uh do as you're told money not that fuck you money 0.99

01:39:39.420 that's what's going on there i've yet to get banned and i and actually that's the one thing i really 0.99

01:39:46.300 love about that that shut up faggot clip is that it has allowed me yeah it's allowed me to use that 0.99

01:39:54.540 and not pick up a ban nice so i often will just reply to somebody's tweet with just that video nothing 0.96

01:40:03.340 else um i also can't find out about something my last comment i made about getting them on a

01:40:13.420 plane and then sending them back to one specific place i would like to be very clear that it's not

01:40:18.060 just one place it's all of the places that they are coming from that they shouldn't be here from 1.00

01:40:25.420 and unless they're coming i think i'd rather save money and just go to one

01:40:28.540 no i'm just saying i don't want to i don't want it to uh to for people to think that i

01:40:35.900 am just really specific to one group i want them all to go back all of that right not just one all of

01:40:43.580 them that are here to not come here under the right circumstances or pretense if you were here

01:40:53.740 anyway you know what i'm saying uh i just want it to be clear that it's not just 0.98

01:40:58.140 one place all of them anyway carry on yeah i could maybe use fuck you money well but i could also 0.96

01:41:06.060 not as well it it's hard to say right depends on what your definition of well is because i know i know 0.99

01:41:11.900 for sure like the first fucking thing i would ever do if i won the uh the lottery i know for a fact 0.94

01:41:18.780 would be i would want ten thousand dollars in cash in my hand and they would then proceed 0.98

01:41:28.300 um to write a list of people and then go to their homes knock on the door and as soon as they answer 0.99

01:41:33.340 i would slap them with that ten thousand dollars right in the face and just yell i'm rich bitch and 1.00

01:41:39.980 then walk away 1.00

01:41:43.260 how are you gonna say i'm rich bitch though say it like you would yell it 1.00

01:41:46.060 fuck i haven't really thought i'm probably like just uh like i'm rich bitch yeah and then just 1.00

01:41:55.020 whack right in the fucking face you know 1.00

01:42:00.060 because i mean if i'm rich i don't care about the assault charge whatever i can pay to make that 0.99

01:42:03.980 go away that's the way that works right sure so yeah and and how cool of a court case would that be

01:42:14.140 right like you're in court for smacking somebody with ten thousand dollars cash

01:42:18.540 yeah that's badass so he opened the door slapped me in the face with ten thousand dollars cash

01:42:24.140 what is that called a band yeah and yeah and then 0.98

01:42:27.660 who yelled i'm rich bitch yeah right turn around and walk away you're all worried about 5g you got 1.00

01:42:34.460 to worry about this 10g shut up yeah yeah yeah that'd be good too actually he just walked up he 1.00

01:42:46.220 smashed me in the face with ten thousand dollars and yelled shut up faggot shut up baby that's good 1.00

01:42:52.220 i like it i didn't even say anything it's good i could even pay my bills on time money too yeah 1.00

01:43:00.860 i assure you that'd be great oh imagine paying all your bills in one month hey it gives new meaning

01:43:07.740 to don't blow your wad in one place oh oh my god for real though maybe what's wrong with you

01:43:16.140 a lot of a lot of things that's all the things really that's true you know i think i think we've

01:43:21.580 discussed this a number of times there's there's lots wrong let me tell you a ton

01:43:27.420 i just can't uh you're right whatever a ton

01:43:33.340 oh okay so i guess i guess i got the uh i got her tag what b bigot backup is the new blonde bigot 1.00

01:43:45.580 twitter cool oh is this dickhead saying what text came in is better if you can't whatever shut up hey 1.00

01:43:53.340 thanks for being consistent what uh they know who they are oh okay all right go fuck themselves yeah 1.00

01:44:03.180 i was uh i was hoping that uh connor's dad was gonna get him but apparently not oh yeah so b bigot 0.99

01:44:10.860 backup no spaces no nothing it's all lowercase yeah it's uh she's being too spicy on the twitter

01:44:18.460 apparently although it's not really that hard to do anymore no i mind you i'm shocked i haven't i

01:44:27.020 haven't gotten a ban in in a while actually i'm i'm probably fucking due here you know what too um i feel like 0.96

01:44:36.460 these streams are gonna get a little bit spicier soon because this is the fuck around and fine yeah 1.00

01:44:42.700 we're all about spice like i said i i know that spicy meat sticks are gonna burn my ass but i'm 0.99

01:44:48.700 still gonna eat them anyway right and you know it's funny because again it's the fuck around or find out 0.99

01:44:55.260 and yeah right again like we talked about at the beginning people forget sometimes when you around 0.94

01:45:03.020 you find out so i guess we're gonna that period that's a good good one i don't know how i'm banned

01:45:11.580 but johnny is not don't don't know how i'm banned but johnny isn't yeah well i have no idea i can tell

01:45:16.700 you why i think it's because they think he's one of the alphabet suit people because of that haircut

01:45:22.140 oh yeah right right i'm just getting by well they know i'm a ladies wrestler yeah they think

01:45:29.580 he's a lady a tranny lady wrestler and i i don't know you know what i think you'd have a hard time 0.99

01:45:35.260 alberta girl i think you'd go through a lot of them right it'd be a high turnover rate i think i think

01:45:40.300 we should definitely get a handler i think that's a great idea well i i think that they would quit

01:45:45.180 very quickly yeah all right it'd be like if i got like if like it's funny because i always tell breezy

01:45:51.580 not to kidnap me but i think that if she even tried um i think that she would probably just bring me home 0.89

01:45:58.780 like within an hour yeah i feel like maybe i feel like you might also not have a choice than a handler

01:46:07.100 because you might get like a government mandated handler at some point well i'm and and i have said this

01:46:12.940 a number of times that this is where you can tell that our government has been doing a terrible job

01:46:18.860 because not only have they allowed me to be unsupervised like totally hands off for them you

01:46:26.620 know they let me out into the world um but they also gave me a child so i mean there's two solid

01:46:32.940 reasons right there to not trust the government um so yeah and like they just gave them to me i got i got

01:46:41.100 the paperwork and everything his ownership you know signed sealed it's good times

01:46:53.580 and it's not my fault right like they're letting me do it so

01:46:58.060 what's the higher one than threat level red again well i don't think there is one we could make one up

01:47:04.940 oh i'm going to but yeah no red red red's the highest red is definitely the highest

01:47:13.580 i woke up red oh now i'm like

01:47:18.620 you broke it is what happened

01:47:23.660 oh it's gonna be a good week i feel like it might be mama feel good

01:47:35.660 so good feeling good that is funny all right all right it's amazing how happy you can be when you got

01:47:43.580 the truth is a wonderful

01:47:49.260 what time i got 234 i'm gonna load up a song for when we're done i only got one one left

01:48:01.100 oh my god that much for sure good tune though don't care if anybody doesn't like it

01:48:05.980 i can't wait to actually uh do like one of the weird songs and not tell you what song it's going

01:48:12.140 to be and it's going to be fantastic if you put one of those i swear to god

01:48:18.620 i already told you you can't do the the gay one i don't want to see that one what game one 0.95

01:48:25.260 the one what oh yeah the the yeah no i would no i was only joking with that i wouldn't 0.99

01:48:30.540 fuck i couldn't even put up with that song for like two minutes man yeah willie nelson 0.98

01:48:35.180 fucking what was that called again something about it's okay for oh what was it it's um pineapple 0.99

01:48:43.660 jalapeno uh ginger i just grabbed some stuff out of my fridge this morning and made a little bit of juice 0.99

01:48:50.940 and it's delicious you made juice

01:48:58.940 excuse me juice like actual okay i can say i try not to make juice

01:49:07.420 so good i like jalapeno pineapple

01:49:13.660 i like jalapeno with a lot of stuff actually jalapeno lemonade jalapeno mango

01:49:17.340 yeah jalapeno with the cucumber and celery so good

01:49:26.540 oh yeah that's what it was called it was uh cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

01:49:33.500 that's a song that william nelson did with some

01:49:37.580 some dude why do you think people want to hear it though orville peck nobody wants to hear it 0.55

01:49:42.700 okay trust me nobody wants to hear it no no i'm not going to fucking play that one okay i was just 0.89

01:49:49.020 messing with you i sent it to sarah to sarah and i said that i was going to use it as a an intro

01:49:55.420 and she i just wanted to see the reaction which was exactly what i expected so which was

01:50:02.300 fuck no but exactly and it's a terrible song horrible song i mean you can already tell just 0.96

01:50:08.620 by the title is terrible right cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other first 1.00

01:50:16.380 of all you got too many fucking words in your title okay right way too many fucking words terrible 0.99

01:50:23.020 all right and just it's just terrible and how how why is willie nelson on there was willie nelson 0.99

01:50:30.460 secretly fond of others i don't know all right was willie nelson the original brokeback mountain is

01:50:37.580 that what was going on because it almost sounds like maybe i hope maybe maybe he was country's p diddy

01:50:51.020 i don't know you ever think of that that feels wrong 0.88

01:51:00.460 of course it does but yeah i'm not even gonna even go there yeah that mask is fucking weird 0.99

01:51:11.980 excuse me what uh the one guy in the video wears like this weird fucking gay mask it's yeah it's 0.99

01:51:20.460 fucking strange very strange a gay mask and sings about non-binary cowboys yeah it's the song here 0.99

01:51:28.700 um non-binary or orville peck orville peck is the guy's name um i'm not looking it up that sounds 1.00

01:51:36.540 fucking stupid no you don't no it's i would suggest you look up blue waffle before you look up this one 0.98

01:51:43.580 i'm not looking up anything you tell me to look up how about that 1.00

01:51:46.460 i definitely don't suggest anybody to look up anything i suggest you to look up it's probably

01:51:53.580 not a good idea not typically anyway but yeah it's just weird like i don't know whatever somehow willie

01:52:03.500 nelson's there so is what it is i guess

01:52:07.900 they got to willie nelson

01:52:15.660 or like i said maybe he was country's p diddy we don't know right

01:52:21.660 maybe he was down in the hauler

01:52:25.420 okay right

01:52:27.020 i'm not no that what they did on the chattahoochee i'm not doing it i'm not talking about him being

01:52:38.220 any of those things and i'm not talking about the gay cowboys and the friends in low places 0.55

01:52:43.100 not doing it i'm legitimately not doing it right now

01:52:46.300 okay is that is that maybe is that maybe why joey keith said mamas don't don't let your boys to

01:52:57.260 grow up to be cowboys is that a warning stop it well i can't stop ruining songs i can't help it

01:53:06.140 help it but i can't help it right now i can't help it like we all know that it's not possible

01:53:17.500 i cannot be helped

01:53:23.100 remember we talked about this the other day this is what you're doing and this is what i want you to do

01:53:26.700 well and i i think i believe that i don't do what you want me to do okay no

01:53:39.180 it's what makes this fun yeah right

01:53:46.380 yeah whatever you remind me why

01:53:51.820 oh yeah yeah a lot of things actually one of the first things that generally comes to mind though

01:54:01.980 is it's like why i didn't have children it's like that's why oh my yeah because i would have to deal

01:54:08.460 with like maybe a grown mat yeah probably actually yeah i mean i am about 14 yeah well

01:54:17.500 no maybe 16 actually i was gonna say yeah yeah you're definitely more yeah yeah 15 and 16 like

01:54:24.940 that irritating kind of like i know the answer to everything that's my greatest year

01:54:33.420 it's almost time to walk to get the kid i can see all the moms walking by 1.00

01:54:37.820 it's getting there yeah yeah they they start their power walk i don't care if i'm late

01:54:42.380 no i don't care if i'm late i like i like i like letting them make a like i like making them

01:54:48.620 think that i left them there yeah i know these are all the moms that have like the matching 1.00

01:54:52.220 outfits with the stanley cups with the strollers that have the you know that match their shoes

01:54:55.980 that day it's it it's yeah no we got a totally different crowd we got a totally different

01:55:01.580 crowd at the school yeah we live in very different neighborhoods you and i

01:55:04.860 yeah yeah well no thankfully like i'm outside of that neighborhood but this the neighborhood that

01:55:13.500 is like right next to the school though is sketchy the christian school bus is dropping off the christian

01:55:19.740 school kids nice but yeah there's there's some some weird folks when i go to pick up the i try not to

01:55:27.020 talk to anybody i got like there's like two people that i like i know like from you know outside of

01:55:33.580 picking up kids from school that i'll talk to when i see but everybody else i just try to ignore

01:55:39.020 yeah very much so you know what we can put johnny and mr freedom in the 12 year old

01:55:48.060 girl in bigot take care yeah but that that we could need it it's possible 1.00

01:55:55.900 i'm not gonna say that i couldn't benefit from supervision i just

01:55:59.900 you know i just enjoy not being supervised

01:56:06.540 it's a good time it is a good time i know i fucking love it like i can do what i want 0.85

01:56:14.380 nobody's here to tell me no

01:56:15.580 pretty much yeah yeah yeah like i guess it's great me and connor run the show here

01:56:26.460 i've yeah well yeah i feel like but again but

01:56:31.340 you require supervision like you we have to find you supervision whoa no yeah no no i feel like this is a

01:56:44.060 goal that we have like we are definitely trying to facilitate some type of like

01:56:51.100 female presence in your life so that you don't keep eating like 12 000 calories but there is nothing 1.00

01:57:01.420 wrong with eating 12 000 calories um i feel like there are some very significant

01:57:11.020 health studies that will show different um

01:57:19.740 um studies now

01:57:21.900 pardon you believe studies now i believe some studies i don't believe studies now yes especially studies

01:57:28.140 that come to conclusions that i just don't like i do not believe those studies i feel like i am not

01:57:34.540 surprised by that statement in the slightest like as soon as that study comes to a conclusion that i'm

01:57:40.380 like i don't like that conclusion then i know that was bought and paid for by big pharma

01:57:46.140 you know what's funny about that too is that i feel like that's kind of like a man thing where you guys are

01:57:52.700 like oh so this is the way you're telling me to do this

01:57:56.700 i'm sorry what that's the that's the correct way to do it wait a second right i feel like there might

01:58:04.460 be a more correct way to do it let's try it this way and then when someone tells you not to do that 0.64

01:58:09.580 you're like oh no fuck you i have all the correct ways uh and yeah see i agree with brooker he he's see 0.97

01:58:16.300 this dude is so fucking smart like i'm fine with regular vision why do i need supervision 1.00

01:58:21.020 right i don't need i don't need to see better than i do now i'm good i feel like perhaps 0.96

01:58:29.180 maybe a helmet then if we're not going to give him any better vision

01:58:37.660 listen i'm not saying i'm an expert i'm just saying that i don't think anybody in the chat is

01:58:41.340 going to disagree with me that that recipe that he described earlier which i also witnessed in video

01:58:46.940 forum being made guys yeah i'll make it i'll make a video we'll show it on the next we'll show it on

01:58:52.460 the next stream it was fantastic okay linda so good connor loved it linda listen i'm not saying

01:59:00.780 that that wouldn't have been tasty anything that has a pound of bacon a pound of cream cheese and a pound

01:59:09.100 that cheese is not going to be bad well i mean not only does it have all those things but it also

01:59:16.060 has the fat from all of the bacon linda i'm not saying that's so good listen stop saying that

01:59:26.140 no one's disagreeing with you what i'm disagreeing with is that that is not appropriate to eat ever

01:59:33.180 in in more than a tiny connor thought so

01:59:40.860 he had a little one himself right i got the i got like there's the big baking dish and then the

01:59:44.860 little baking dish so i gave him the little baking dish and i mean he did a pretty good job of you know

01:59:50.620 putting his away i think his probably had like maybe five or six pierogies in it do

01:59:57.740 i may have to discuss some things surrounding child psychology with you

02:00:05.900 what if you're going to jesus christ

02:00:12.620 jesus christ

02:00:18.140 it's amazing i i agree i mean i just can't there are days when i wonder how

02:00:24.780 how did they give you a child

02:00:31.100 they don't really look into these things they're just like you want them i'm like yeah and they're

02:00:35.260 like here you go

02:00:35.900 listen guys i'm not saying that even as bad i'm not saying it tastes bad what i'm saying is

02:00:48.460 is that you're not supposed to eat at all in one sitting one person that is a meal

02:00:54.860 well i mean he ate it all that's subjective in one sitting yeah you're not that's subjective

02:01:01.980 this is not my 500 pound life that's what i'm saying no of course not because i'm not even close 0.97

02:01:07.980 to that i have the metabolism of a fucking i don't know something with a high metabolism 0.98

02:01:13.260 you're gonna die if you keep eating that though your organs are gonna be like we can't do this 0.99

02:01:18.940 like they're gonna be like knocking on each other's door going brach can you help me over 0.98

02:01:21.660 here like i'm stressed out god my organs do as i tell them

02:01:31.260 right now you're just abusing them

02:01:35.100 yeah maybe it's like world war ii in there but they're mine to abuse 1.00

02:01:38.300 they're mine to abuse whatever man all right you do you just think it's insane

02:01:45.180 next time we're gonna have us our stream you can play your cooking video and i will play my

02:01:52.060 cooking video yeah whatever okay sure okay mine was way better though 0.98

02:02:01.740 well like that was like that was like legitimately like just an orgasm in the mouth 0.98

02:02:08.460 the orgasms i get in my mouth are a little bit different than that yeah well mine tastes for you 0.97

02:02:23.660 right less salt 0.96

02:02:27.260 much more pineapple-y

02:02:28.460 but you know that's it was super super good i'm so and and you can ask you can ask whiskey

02:02:38.620 girl this too i make noises when i eat so if it's really good happy noise like if it's really good

02:02:44.060 you'll know because it sounds like i'm getting laid at the table yeah i make the i make the like the um

02:02:51.580 i don't know if the food noises i'm young i also talk to my food no mine mine's more like you know

02:03:00.380 anyway i i ask it what i'm like oh i take oh yeah now i taste this in there oh i taste this that's what

02:03:06.860 i do but usually just to myself obviously just to myself and i i usually tell the waitress if it's

02:03:13.420 really good that i'd kiss the cook i don't care if he's got a beard 10 hill marries okay

02:03:20.860 i get it i know that was aggressive i'm sorry a little bit a little bit but it's all right you

02:03:27.420 walked into that one though how was i not supposed to well i mean that was i mean now how was i not 0.96

02:03:31.020 going to do that i mean if we're going to have orgasms in the mouth yeah i know i well mine mine are 0.95

02:03:39.260 in the form of like pierogies and stuff well that's for you you know no it doesn't it's pretty 0.98

02:03:46.460 fucking good for me i mean well i don't know i mean i prefer different orgasms in mine it'd be 0.97

02:03:53.820 it'd be a different kind of stream if i enjoyed the kind you're talking about well yeah i mean well 0.99

02:04:01.900 yes yeah right i i know what i like in my mouth so yeah me too food lots of it

02:04:11.580 with tons of calories you like the raw hot dogs yeah

02:04:19.500 well i mean you're into raw wieners no i like a meat stick huge difference

02:04:26.780 huge difference yeah meat sticks not raw wieners oh my god

02:04:34.220 it's really it's really ridiculous that we got through two hours you know that right oh my god

02:04:42.140 it's been two hours yeah it's been two hours it's like hanging out with you for coffee for like

02:04:46.540 two hours it's like oh my god yeah right does that make us friends you probably need therapy now

02:04:52.700 are we friends now oh i don't know i guess something like that

02:05:00.860 does that mean that i oh god does that mean that i have to answer the phone now when you call

02:05:07.660 well i usually try not to call okay good i'm more of a text okay like that could have been

02:05:15.900 you know that could have been a text i tell people we're not going to be like phone call friends

02:05:19.740 right no probably not okay good no i don't like you that much okay good because i don't want to

02:05:26.540 have to talk to you either i talked to you enough right yeah i definitely talked to you enough so it's

02:05:35.980 good i i can only take so much abuse in a day like i don't mind the abuse but there's limits to how

02:05:42.060 much oh yeah totally and i'm not going to start i'm definitely not going to be a nice human being

02:05:48.860 so oh my god yeah especially not this week so if anyone thought they were going to get nice from me

02:05:56.700 no yeah right no you all pushed me so all right well i think we'll uh i'll probably call play out a

02:06:06.700 uh play out a little song since we spent the afternoon coffee spoons let's do it nice to see

02:06:16.060 everybody a little little little crash test dummies to play us out fuck yeah have a good one bye y'all 0.94

02:06:21.500 what is it that makes me just a little bit crazy 0.98

02:06:42.140 there's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy

02:06:45.740 well i've had my lunch checked out with x-rays i've smelled the hospital always

02:06:57.100 someday i'll have a disappearing hairline

02:07:07.420 some day

02:07:09.820 some day i'll wear pajamas in the daytime

02:07:20.780 times when the day is like a play by a sartre 0.99

02:07:28.780 when it seems to fuck my name's in perfect order 0.98

02:07:32.780 it's like a game 0.99

02:07:37.340 i'll be like a game

02:07:37.580 the doctor my description

02:07:39.420 i'll try to stick to my prescriptions

02:07:43.580 some day i'll have

02:07:51.260 i disappear in the airlines

02:07:54.140 some day i'll wear

02:07:58.940 pajamas in the daytime

02:08:01.980 i'll be

02:08:10.780 i'll be

02:08:11.020 measured out

02:08:11.340 measured out

02:08:13.340 measured with

02:08:15.340 coffee spoons

02:08:17.340 and tears of the ups

02:08:19.340 Uni

02:08:29.020 haha

02:08:30.140 the

02:08:32.780 school

02:08:38.700 go

02:08:40.140 Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback

02:08:51.160 I could change the test results

02:08:56.780 And I will get back

02:08:58.980 I've watched the summer evening pass by

02:09:05.720 I've heard the rattle in my brawl, yeah

02:09:09.580 Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

02:09:20.220 Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime

02:09:28.020 Oh, afternoons

02:09:35.700 Will be measured out

02:09:37.960 Measured out, measured with

02:09:40.960 Coffee spoons and tears dullet

02:09:45.540 Afternoons

02:09:51.400 Will be measured out

02:09:53.520 Measured out, measured with

02:09:56.500 Coffee spoons and tears dullet

02:10:00.340 Ers dullet

02:10:18.200 Yar

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