jonnyrawton - It's Sarah's Birthday! - v6k82du

00:00:00.000 Make up your mind

00:00:11.620 Decide to walk with me

00:00:16.880 Around the lake tonight

00:00:21.640 Around the lake tonight

00:00:25.760 By my side

00:00:28.020 By my side

00:00:38.320 I'm not gonna lie

00:00:47.360 I'll not be a gentleman

00:00:51.940 Behind the boathouse

00:00:57.320 I'll show you my dark secret

00:01:02.120 I'm not gonna lie

00:01:14.280 I want you for mine

00:01:19.000 My blushing bride

00:01:23.780 My lover

00:01:26.580 Be my lover, yeah

00:01:29.340 Don't be afraid

00:01:32.200 I didn't mean to scare you

00:01:34.640 So help me, Jesus

00:01:37.160 I can promise you

00:01:47.960 You will stay as beautiful

00:01:52.800 With dark hair

00:01:57.000 And soft skin

00:02:01.060 Forever

00:02:03.440 Forever

00:02:03.980 Forever

00:02:09.360 Make up your mind

00:02:15.440 Make up your mind

00:02:19.420 And I'll promise you

00:02:21.560 I will fit you well

00:02:23.980 My sweet angel

00:02:26.100 So help me, Jesus

00:02:29.440 Give it up to me

00:02:36.100 Give it up to me

00:02:39.900 Do you wanna be

00:02:43.060 My angel

00:02:44.900 Give it up to me

00:02:48.200 Give it up to me

00:02:50.200 Give it up to me

00:02:51.040 Give it up to me

00:02:51.620 Do you wanna be

00:02:54.780 My angel

00:02:56.220 Give it up to me

00:03:00.080 Give it up to me

00:03:03.600 Do you wanna be

00:03:06.940 My angel

00:03:08.760 So help me

00:03:11.460 guitar solo

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00:06:11.420 guitar solo

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00:07:11.400 guitar solo

00:07:41.380 guitar solo

00:08:11.380 guitar solo

00:08:41.360 guitar solo

00:09:11.360 guitar solo

00:09:41.340 This world can't hurt you

00:09:44.480 It cuts you deep and leaves a scar

00:09:47.580 Things fall apart

00:09:49.560 But nothing breaks like a heart

00:09:51.900 Nothing breaks like a heart

00:09:55.940 I heard you on the phone last night

00:10:01.460 We live and die by pretty lies

00:10:03.620 You know it

00:10:04.780 We both know it

00:10:06.940 These silver bulletin

00:10:36.920 There's broken records

00:10:38.920 And there's broken records

00:10:39.100 And there's broken records

00:10:39.160 And there's broken records

00:10:39.180 Spinning less circles in the bar

00:10:42.240 Spinning less circles in the bar

00:10:42.280 Spinning round in the bar

00:10:44.380 This world can hurt you

00:10:47.580 It cuts you deep and leaves a scar

00:10:50.700 Things fall apart

00:10:52.680 But nothing breaks like a heart

00:10:54.180 I can't even be able to still travel very soon

00:10:56.640 And nothing breaks like a heart 0.96

00:10:59.080 If you've got aendo rolls of space мет pulse They can't work with a damn

00:10:59.540 Each other's anything so that's not true

00:11:01.900 And I longistan, they see Gomorrah posit Ones 0.99

00:11:22.060 I'm the same time as I said I want to хоть a heart today We used to decide to be able to get a a heart that may be a bank 아니면 in the story to be a 1,2,3...

00:11:25.500 We'll be right back.

00:11:55.500 Nothing breaks like a heart.

00:11:59.640 Nothing breaks like a heart.

00:12:03.820 Nothing breaks like a heart.

00:12:10.920 Nothing, nothing, nothing gonna save us now.

00:12:25.500 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:12:33.500 On the cobweb, afternoon in the room full of emptiness.

00:12:41.060 By a freeway, I confess I was lost in the pages.

00:12:47.720 Of a book full of death, reading how it died long.

00:12:55.660 And if we could relate to rest, anywhere we want to go.

00:13:02.280 Oh, dear, your heart's a home to me.

00:13:11.780 Run my room.

00:13:15.280 Actually, I'll wait for you there.

00:13:21.280 Like a stone, I'll wait for you there.

00:13:28.620 Oh, yes, I will.

00:13:34.340 Lord, my deathbed, I will pray to the gods and the angels, to the pagans.

00:13:54.340 Or anyone who would take me to heaven, to a place I recall.

00:14:04.680 I was there so long ago.

00:14:08.000 The sky was bruised, the wine was bled.

00:14:10.340 That you let me on.

00:14:18.380 And your hearts are long to be

00:14:24.660 Round my room, patiently

00:14:30.740 I'll wait for you there

00:14:35.360 Like a song

00:14:38.480 I'll wait for you there

00:14:42.420 Alone

00:14:44.680 Alone

00:14:48.960 All I read

00:14:53.460 Till the day was come

00:14:57.460 And I sat in regret

00:15:00.740 For all the things I've done

00:15:04.860 For all that I've blessed

00:15:08.960 And all that I've wrought

00:15:12.920 In dreams until my death

00:15:17.820 I will wander

00:15:22.140 On

00:15:25.180 And you're how I long to be

00:15:35.240 Run my room

00:15:39.600 Patiently

00:15:43.240 I'll wait for you there

00:15:46.580 Like a stone

00:15:49.900 I'll wait for you there

00:15:53.760 Alone

00:15:55.640 Alone

00:15:59.640 Yeah

00:16:03.540 Thank you

00:16:13.020 Thanks very much

00:16:15.220 Really

00:16:16.540 My ears

00:16:21.000 Hang on one second

00:16:21.720 I have one more bunny ears

00:16:22.600 Just a second

00:16:23.700 Just relax

00:16:24.440 Oh

00:16:25.340 No one gets to see me

00:16:26.620 With no chaos on

00:16:27.360 Sorry guys

00:16:27.900 Aw

00:16:28.920 Come on

00:16:29.320 That's the whole part

00:16:30.100 That's the whole point

00:16:30.960 Of the stream

00:16:31.680 I love my country

00:16:33.580 Love my freedom 1.00

00:16:35.060 Fuck well 1.00

00:16:35.960 No I don't need 1.00

00:16:38.060 Shotgun

00:16:39.100 Lace

00:16:39.480 From the woods

00:16:40.200 To the plate

00:16:40.980 Ain't never went hungry

00:16:42.680 Ain't never too late

00:16:44.080 To come around

00:16:45.220 Here son

00:16:46.020 Running your mouth 1.00

00:16:47.260 You can fuck around 1.00

00:16:49.640 To find out 1.00

00:16:50.660 You can fuck around 1.00

00:16:55.740 And find out 1.00

00:16:56.160 You're amazing

00:16:56.740 Just grab a sock

00:16:57.980 Like everybody else

00:16:59.000 You know

00:16:59.500 A sock?

00:17:03.860 What'd you do?

00:17:06.120 Nothing

00:17:06.500 My laptop is going

00:17:07.960 Really weird

00:17:08.740 It's tunnel juice

00:17:10.040 I swear to god

00:17:10.980 Or

00:17:11.980 Our friendly neighborhood

00:17:14.320 Cesus

00:17:14.760 Whoever

00:17:15.180 I was really mad

00:17:18.940 I had a girl once

00:17:19.480 And I called her 0.99

00:17:19.900 A cum sponge 0.98

00:17:20.400 I ain't trying to be 0.98

00:17:21.540 Billy Badass 0.99

00:17:22.540 Or talk shit 1.00

00:17:23.480 I'm just saying 1.00

00:17:24.340 There's the line

00:17:25.440 Don't cross it

00:17:26.700 I got a red rider gun

00:17:28.540 When I was three

00:17:29.600 So I don't

00:17:30.660 Run or hide

00:17:31.580 From anything 1.00

00:17:32.500 Bitch I'm a red 1.00

00:17:33.720 White and blue 1.00

00:17:34.440 Collar boy 0.80

00:17:35.220 From the side

00:17:36.080 On the side 1.00

00:17:36.800 Bitch 1.00

00:17:37.160 You can fuck around 1.00

00:17:38.560 And find out 1.00

00:17:39.420 Love my country

00:17:40.740 Love my freedom 1.00

00:17:42.240 Fuck well 1.00

00:17:43.160 Bare now 1.00

00:17:43.920 I don't need

00:17:45.240 Shotgun

00:17:46.300 Lace

00:17:46.660 From the woods

00:17:47.380 To the plate

00:17:48.140 Ain't never went

00:17:48.860 Going hungry

00:17:49.860 Ain't never too late

00:17:51.260 So come around here

00:17:52.780 Sun running your mouth 1.00

00:17:54.520 You can fuck around 1.00

00:17:56.820 And find out 1.00

00:17:57.820 Oh gee

00:17:59.500 There you go 1.00

00:18:01.680 You can fuck around 1.00

00:18:02.920 And find out 1.00

00:18:03.600 Anyway

00:18:05.720 Sorry

00:18:07.220 Y'all almost thought

00:18:08.460 It was stork

00:18:08.820 Sorry

00:18:09.000 I forgot

00:18:09.300 No pants

00:18:09.940 See one day

00:18:12.620 On this stream

00:18:13.240 One day

00:18:13.760 It's gonna happen

00:18:14.820 He said it like that

00:18:36.480 Yes

00:18:36.780 Okay

00:18:37.060 Oh no

00:18:39.740 There we go

00:18:42.180 Yeah 0.99

00:18:44.980 For fuck's sake 0.99

00:18:48.280 Ladies 0.99

00:18:48.940 Want to wrestle

00:18:50.400 Man up 1.00

00:18:53.960 Sit your ass down 1.00

00:18:55.600 We done talking 1.00

00:18:56.980 Fuck around 1.00

00:18:57.920 And find out 1.00

00:18:58.800 Love my country

00:19:00.160 Love my freedom 1.00

00:19:01.640 Fuck well 1.00

00:19:02.520 Bare now 1.00

00:19:03.320 I don't need

00:19:04.640 Shotgun

00:19:05.700 Lace

00:19:06.060 From the woods

00:19:06.780 To the plate

00:19:07.560 Ain't never went

00:19:08.700 Hungry

00:19:09.320 Ain't never too late

00:19:10.680 So come around

00:19:11.800 Here sun

00:19:12.580 Running your mouth 1.00

00:19:13.900 You can fuck around 1.00

00:19:16.200 And find out 1.00

00:19:17.200 Hi

00:19:18.660 Hey I guess

00:19:21.180 You didn't see that

00:19:21.980 Like hey

00:19:22.380 I'm gonna go

00:19:22.860 For a quick smoke

00:19:23.760 And you were like

00:19:25.000 You're just like

00:19:26.740 On

00:19:27.960 Yeah just on

00:19:29.040 That was awesome

00:19:30.560 Thanks for

00:19:31.180 Well you had like

00:19:32.820 Forever

00:19:33.620 It's 2.02

00:19:36.100 Hey everybody

00:19:39.320 Welcome back to

00:19:44.220 FAPO

00:19:45.000 There we go

00:19:46.740 Alright

00:19:50.120 I'm

00:19:51.520 I'm ready

00:19:52.240 But it does seem

00:19:54.420 That Sarah's still

00:19:55.720 Doing something

00:19:57.680 Lucky it's her

00:20:00.280 Birthday I guess

00:20:01.080 Something to that

00:20:03.780 Effect

00:20:04.120 I don't know

00:20:04.820 Let's see

00:20:05.500 Who do we got here

00:20:06.260 Wallamama's here

00:20:08.080 We got

00:20:08.580 Happy Jag

00:20:10.640 Tradwife

00:20:11.440 Digger Donald's 1.00

00:20:13.520 Here 0.92

00:20:13.780 Hey look

00:20:15.860 I'm here

00:20:16.380 Well what

00:20:18.140 Do you want me

00:20:18.600 To bring you in

00:20:19.180 Or are you

00:20:19.460 Going to bring

00:20:19.820 Yourself in

00:20:20.460 Are you

00:20:22.400 Are you

00:20:23.020 Capable

00:20:23.440 Or handy

00:20:23.940 Capable

00:20:24.440 I think

00:20:26.440 She's handy

00:20:26.940 Capable

00:20:27.420 I'm not sure

00:20:28.060 I see the

00:20:30.940 Finger

00:20:31.240 I see that

00:20:31.840 She's talking

00:20:32.500 Okay

00:20:34.000 How about I do that

00:20:35.660 What's funny

00:20:35.940 Is that maybe

00:20:36.820 It would be

00:20:37.520 Awesome

00:20:37.820 If I actually

00:20:38.440 Had some

00:20:38.880 Capabilities

00:20:39.480 On my

00:20:39.960 Own

00:20:40.160 Stream

00:20:40.440 That'd be

00:20:41.120 Cool

00:20:41.300 Like if I

00:20:41.800 You don't

00:20:42.720 No

00:20:42.980 Like when I

00:20:43.580 Say

00:20:43.780 Hey like I

00:20:44.720 Want to add

00:20:45.260 Myself

00:20:45.820 It would not

00:20:46.520 Let me do

00:20:46.960 That now

00:20:47.380 It'll let me

00:20:47.780 Remove

00:20:48.180 Myself

00:20:48.780 That's weird

00:20:51.260 Anyway

00:20:51.820 Keep being

00:20:52.860 Awesome

00:20:53.340 That's super

00:20:54.400 Weird

00:20:54.640 Keep being

00:20:56.500 Awesome

00:20:56.920 We'll figure it

00:20:57.780 Out

00:20:57.960 I haven't got

00:20:58.640 My light set

00:20:59.380 Up

00:20:59.540 I haven't got

00:20:59.960 Anything

00:21:00.420 Ready

00:21:01.160 Hi guys

00:21:02.020 I'm not set

00:21:03.060 Up

00:21:03.200 I'm not

00:21:03.540 Yeah right

00:21:05.140 Well I don't

00:21:06.260 Think that's much

00:21:06.880 Of a surprise

00:21:07.460 Though

00:21:07.760 How's my

00:21:08.440 Lighting

00:21:08.860 Horrible

00:21:10.220 Whatever

00:21:11.040 I guess I'm

00:21:11.840 Just gonna leave

00:21:12.340 It cause I'm 0.99

00:21:12.700 Not gonna fuck 0.99

00:21:13.180 With it right 0.99

00:21:13.560 Now cause I

00:21:14.040 Just don't

00:21:14.400 Feel like

00:21:14.820 It so

00:21:15.380 It's your birthday

00:21:16.180 You can cry

00:21:16.800 If you want

00:21:17.240 To

00:21:17.480 I cried

00:21:19.920 Already

00:21:20.340 I don't feel

00:21:21.820 Like I need

00:21:22.200 To cry again

00:21:22.980 But I probably

00:21:23.900 Will

00:21:24.300 And actually

00:21:25.580 I guess

00:21:26.680 Since it is

00:21:27.660 Your birthday

00:21:28.000 We'll just

00:21:28.380 Get this

00:21:29.280 Out of the

00:21:30.020 Way first

00:21:30.580 Okay

00:21:31.000 For today's

00:21:32.540 Episode

00:21:32.840 We didn't

00:21:33.320 Think we

00:21:33.700 Could use

00:21:34.000 Happy birthday

00:21:34.640 For you know

00:21:35.840 Legal reasons

00:21:36.800 So we had

00:21:37.280 A backup plan

00:21:38.020 Listen to this

00:21:38.980 Yay

00:21:39.620 Yay

00:21:40.280 It's your

00:21:41.300 Birthday

00:21:41.700 Hey

00:21:42.360 Hey

00:21:42.960 It's your

00:21:43.920 Day

00:21:44.180 It's not

00:21:44.880 Monday

00:21:45.320 It's not

00:21:45.880 Tuesday

00:21:46.340 It's not

00:21:46.860 Wednesday

00:21:47.300 It's not

00:21:47.880 Thursday

00:21:48.300 It's not

00:21:48.900 Friday

00:21:49.380 It's not

00:21:49.940 Saturday

00:21:50.400 It's not

00:21:51.060 Thursday

00:21:51.640 It's your

00:21:53.300 Birthday 1.00

00:21:54.240 F*** 0.99

00:21:56.400 David 0.97

00:21:56.980 It's not

00:22:04.140 Friday

00:22:04.360 It's not

00:22:04.860 Saturday

00:22:05.400 It's not

00:22:05.940 Sunday

00:22:06.300 It's your

00:22:06.980 Birthday

00:22:07.380 No no no no

00:22:08.800 You gotta do it

00:22:09.320 Like he said

00:22:09.960 It

00:22:10.180 It's not

00:22:11.000 Friday

00:22:11.440 It's not

00:22:12.180 Saturday

00:22:12.580 It's not

00:22:13.820 Thursday

00:22:14.760 somehow sunday doesn't exist in mike tyson's world 0.54

00:22:19.440 i mean i'm surprised but well he did admit it at the end though he's like i fucked up the day 0.97

00:22:28.760 i'm having a hot flash sorry guys i got this is gotta go off for now flashing hot flashing 0.97

00:22:33.780 that's her birthday now yeah that's what happens i'm getting old you see like i feel like this is

00:22:41.220 the wrong lighting to have because you guys are gonna be able to see all of my gray hair today

00:22:45.300 but whatever it's not you're old now so it's okay yeah right isn't that the way that works 0.97

00:22:53.380 i'm still trying to figure out trying to figure out the setup i said fuck it went got a new blue 0.99

00:22:58.920 yeti because the t-moon mic sucked can i just say i don't like your voice like i i really dislike your 0.98

00:23:05.000 voice like just so everybody knows i don't i definitely don't like his voice

00:23:11.020 but i am actually thoroughly impressed with that mic i love this mic now i need one can i get one

00:23:17.580 all right i need a new mic my legs yeah i love that but the blue yeti is a great mic i don't care what

00:23:25.480 anybody says bad bad hat was doing all sorts of reviews and you know just wouldn't wouldn't accept

00:23:33.580 the radio guys opinion because we don't want to hear your voice and my beautiful mic okay are you

00:23:44.300 gonna name your mic i don't know just name it mike no this is mike hunt this is mike mike

00:23:54.140 you can't have the same name as mine anyway there's like 50 saras around here why can't there be two 1.00

00:24:07.100 mics named mike there can be only one all right actually there's more this is called birthday bash

00:24:14.140 that's why i got it i wonder if it's gonna be a bash that's an accurate uh accurate thing there 0.96

00:24:20.960 uh scotian ladies right hit like unless you have poor taste or or you're a fat that's right 1.00

00:24:26.000 speaking of which thank you for reminding people to hit like yeah and if you're a fat well hit like 0.98

00:24:35.080 too but if you hit the thumbs down then we know that your name is revin yeah that's true i'm pretty

00:24:40.280 sure that's exactly who that don't hit the thumbs down unless your name is revin and revin you better

00:24:45.940 hit that thumbs down yeah if you don't i know that you're not watching i'm gonna be really disappointed

00:24:51.020 that you didn't watch my birthday street absolutely so uh also are you watching the chats go on trying

00:24:58.680 yeah okay well i feel like maybe you should watch the chat do we have somebody in the chat that has a

00:25:04.420 a shield and watching i don't know probably yeah scotian lady she's the boss around here 1.00

00:25:13.720 okay scotian lady is the box great and candy is whipping people perfect i mean are you are you

00:25:21.380 gonna tell scotian lady she can't do things because i'm not telling the only person i'm telling that they 0.99

00:25:26.280 can't do something my friend is fucking you yeah well you that's pointless to do though because i don't 0.98

00:25:34.020 care if you tell me not to do it i'm still gonna do it we know this we know this already yeah 0.99

00:25:41.080 uh actually i might be able to right now that's a really good point really good do it um stingy with 0.93

00:25:51.560 the shields what the fuck also um i got i got myself a birthday shirt you have to wear out for 0.91

00:26:04.280 birthday you know shenanigans or whatever later and i just want to say that i'm really disappointed 0.97

00:26:12.660 that amazon has not yet arrived with said birthday shirt

00:26:15.720 i'm hoping that all right amazon guy arrives soon okay maybe if you guys are lucky i'll show you my

00:26:24.580 new birthday shirt it's all it's close to my birthday suit but just a little more shirt and less on the

00:26:32.820 suit anyway it doesn't take oh kind of like a birthday cake i guess let's see that should work

00:26:46.380 oh and yeah well you can't ban me that's impossible oh it's my channel just for that al you're not

00:26:58.260 getting one yours is going to koala mama how about that there we go i'm gonna open a bottle of

00:27:07.620 chateau neuf

00:27:08.740 oh my god jesus i'm gonna open a bottle of chateau neuf to pop for my birthday

00:27:17.880 bam there you go yeah you better watch it al because uh trad wife's gonna be able to uh 1.00

00:27:25.240 uh she's gonna be able to ban you listen all right i'll hook it up later though listen you talk

00:27:33.080 too much listen listen you talk too much yeah right since you're gonna mention it unconfirmed reports

00:27:42.040 that uh oneija has been maybe arrested in dubai um that is a possibility

00:27:49.000 alert still unconfirmed though that's the problem um not really sure

00:27:56.040 i feel like the last time i tried to do this at the desk is when i

00:28:00.400 smashed one of these in my lap which although upsetting i have more right which is why if

00:28:09.560 anyone wonders why when i buy rydell that i buy a set and then a couple of extras that's why

00:28:15.320 for some reason i can buy nice things but i break them sometimes other people break them more often

00:28:23.480 than i do but somebody's about to lose their shield who's gonna lose their shield who are you taking it

00:28:29.880 away from now bad at listen hi tam all right it's not i'm faithful with al and sarah has a nice

00:28:38.520 reason no it doesn't i like that you know al and johnny maybe but oh hey i can do that you know

00:28:46.680 that's weird i made it really big excuse me uh i'm just gonna leave that one alone

00:28:55.400 i want bigger oh see we're big there what are you doing what are you doing do it whatever the 0.73

00:29:04.040 fuck i want see this is the rumble this is the rumble studios one what are you gonna do there 0.99

00:29:10.360 you go i can do apparently fucking nothing is what i'm gonna do um because apparently you're lucky 1.00

00:29:17.880 it's your birthday um but i can't do that uh don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but uh 1.00

00:29:24.840 it says on your chart that you're fucked up uh you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded 1.00

00:29:30.600 your shit's all retarded all right so i mean i can do that at least did i shave my armpits did i 1.00

00:29:38.120 shave my armpits i have i don't i can't see i can't remember if i shave my armpits or not it's okay 0.99

00:29:47.560 thank you white red i didn't actually you know what i should probably okay let me pour a glass of

00:29:51.480 wine and then i gotta go back in the chat and see who who wished me a happy birthday and say thank you

00:29:55.640 just all right i gotta get some wine it's been a while since i've had it excuse late and gay 0.72

00:30:00.600 oh it smells delicious you know what that smelled like 0.56

00:30:08.520 oh god it smells like the whole bottle oh okay 0.99

00:30:11.720 shit smells like the whole bottle 0.99

00:30:16.760 whoops now i think that's what it tastes like no it's gonna taste like 0.99

00:30:22.120 actually i'm not gonna say this right it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't smell like the whole it tastes

00:30:27.720 like the whole bottle it's gonna taste like heaven that's what's gonna happen sarah's gonna get 0.99

00:30:32.680 hammered let's go listen where was listen when was the last time you saw me drink wine i have not

00:30:39.480 drank wine and red wine at that in a long time i love i love wine i also love yelling when i drink wine

00:30:48.760 oh yeah wow yeah that should be this should get fun then

00:30:54.920 and i i also figure that since it's a birthday uh the first clip we should show should be the opposite of a birthday

00:31:02.680 what is in here a lot of hair down here where did you guys come from i have no idea what you are doing right now

00:31:10.680 doing right now there's well the the boobs okay attract the hair from the head and when they sit 1.00

00:31:20.360 they go in the shirt and then all of a sudden it feels like angel kisses on the inside of your breasts

00:31:26.920 and it's like there's not an angel in there like i love this right like that's like such a

00:31:33.240 that's such an incentive for me right you know that he'll eat it anyway but i don't want to do that

00:31:43.480 i mean i would eat it anyway i just i don't actually have any hot dogs i got sausages but i'm not eating

00:31:48.040 one of those raw oh god this looks so oh god oh god oh god it's gonna be so good oh yeah all right

00:31:56.920 well you do that and we're gonna learn a lesson in what not to do on a motorcycle and a bridge 0.98

00:32:04.520 okay jesus why why why people are jackasses 0.90

00:32:12.040 oh my god oh oh oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god i think he might have just uh he died he died 0.70

00:32:21.160 he died he died i got on desk him too oh my god oh my god oh my god 0.99

00:32:40.280 damn 0.95

00:32:40.680 happy birthday to me yeah right i don't even know i got nothing on up cheers everybody thank you for 0.99

00:32:52.120 coming out to celebrate my birthday with us tonight fuck yeah halifax that's story that you had to hang 0.98

00:32:58.040 out with johnny too but unfortunately what the fuck off it happens listen here okay we got 1.00

00:33:05.080 don't fuck around on bridges oh my god that's that's the lesson there oh god it's so good oh 0.99

00:33:18.440 oh my god that's what was uh it was more like it's kind of a difficult one because it's uh he bumped 0.99

00:33:26.360 into the back tire is what happened and then that made him fucking speed wobble and then he hit the 0.94

00:33:32.360 barrier and because that barrier wasn't very tall he just right over um is that like what we talked

00:33:39.560 about last night about the inertia yeah kind of yeah right what do you mean read your comment what's

00:33:47.000 your comment where it looks like read my comment oh you're doing it you're reading stuff i can't

00:33:53.080 read right which comment do you mean i did this one

00:33:59.080 i'm confused

00:34:02.360 let me see if i can

00:34:07.640 what comment are you talking about someone has to pay attention to the chat 0.99

00:34:12.360 it's difficult it's well it's just fucking stupid the stream here does yeah i did do that one yeah 0.96

00:34:19.240 all right all right cool yeah i did have that one up sorry attention i'm not paying attention to 0.99

00:34:25.080 anything i'm not talking to you i'm talking to trad wife is my way eat the wiener 1.00

00:34:32.600 oh god why why do we have to eat the wiener oh anyway i don't have any wieners that's the problem

00:34:39.720 and absolutely gotta be more careful i second that also don't have any wieners also a problem 0.94

00:34:48.280 no well okay if you think i'm not gonna be spicy tonight and you're gonna say weird jokes and i'm not

00:34:54.680 gonna talk yeah i was gonna say we're already off the fucking rails here and you know hi 0.94

00:35:02.600 oh wait i gotta finish putting on the lipstick or the lip oil everything is so dry 0.94

00:35:09.640 right so honestly nobody needs to see johnny deep throat no one needs to see johnny deep throat

00:35:19.880 anything today no the ever i don't do it anyway right nope the only thing that i want to see today

00:35:27.080 is uh funny videos bright line people dying on bright line i want to see oh the bottom of my glass

00:35:37.320 we could look up some bright line possibility do i still have that in here oh that is so good i'll

00:35:43.640 have to reload the song but we can play the song just i feel like i also you know that joy and i smoked

00:35:49.320 the other day uh-huh i did get one for my birthday it was a gift maybe i should smoke that

00:36:02.440 what do we think i feel like maybe there should be a one in the chat if i should smoke it or two if i

00:36:07.400 should wait i hope everybody says two i hope everybody says two just because

00:36:13.640 oh wait i'll just smoke it oh there you go koala mama's all stocked up on wieners 0.99

00:36:20.760 that's good to know cows in a rug is that like pigs in a blanket 1.00

00:36:26.440 what the fuck is a cow in a rug i don't know but i feel like it's a pig in a blanket but 0.99

00:36:31.400 less pig more cow i don't understand i like pigs in the blanket all right you know what pigs 1.00

00:36:40.680 about the cake you know how you make the pigs okay here's so you take the pickle and you hollow 0.80

00:36:48.440 at the inside and then you put a wiener in it and then you hollow at the inside of the wiener and you

00:36:52.600 put a cheat uh cheese like a cheese string and excuse me in the middle and then you batter it all

00:36:59.480 and deep fry and then you have a wiener pickle cheese wiener pickle cheese that just sounds like a 0.99

00:37:06.840 really disgusting penis 0.99

00:37:10.680 what the fuck is wrong with you a lot of things i mean a pickle wiener and cheese sounds like a weird 1.00

00:37:23.800 penis to you what kind of cases have you seen in your life i don't know well that's why i said it 0.99

00:37:29.480 would be a weird one i thought i was i thought i was clear in my word choice there when i am eating

00:37:36.840 pickles with the wieners and the cheese in the deep fry with the stuff on it at no point am i thinking 0.96

00:37:45.320 this is this happily resembles a weird penis it's pickled cheese wiener right you're right 0.99

00:37:52.120 like baby cheese wiener baby you don't you don't you don't want you don't want a pickle cheese wiener 0.99

00:38:01.240 i don't want a pickle cheese wiener right now no you know okay i also just want to point

00:38:09.960 what making these things child proof

00:38:13.800 proof is nauseating for people who a don't have children and b can't do anything with their child

00:38:22.360 you want connor to be able to get into those let's bring him out here and we'll we'll see if he can

00:38:27.560 hack it i would ask the child to open it for me because he probably would be able to open it better

00:38:32.120 than i can all right i used to joke i used to joke when i was like 20 that when i had a child that uh

00:38:40.920 uh my my version of punishment to the child instead of beating it or anything would be to just get it

00:38:47.720 super fucking high and then give it a plate of chocolate chip cookies and no drink you're an 1.00

00:38:55.240 asshole that's me that's just me that's just me it's a hell of a punishment though isn't it 1.00

00:39:02.760 baby puppy koala mama tossing the threats around drunken power giving away those shields 1.00

00:39:16.680 oh my god it actually tastes like limeade what the fuck is wrong with you skew 1.00

00:39:22.840 slap some peanut butter on top of the wiener pickle with cheese 0.98

00:39:26.680 that would actually be probably really good no wouldn't that would be disgusting oh my god i should 0.99

00:39:31.880 show you guys show you guys oh whoa are you gonna die is this gonna be your death day 0.98

00:39:44.440 yeah right so what's gonna happen i can assure you the day i die right there will be a couple more 0.97

00:39:53.240 items along with the red wine okay what is this to say oh my god it just tastes like limeade this is alien limeade

00:40:07.480 sure so they'd actually taste like limeade oh whoa whoa okay and what was that on the birthday that's the

00:40:16.200 birthday one and that's the one okay are you gonna like the birthday one or wonder did you already

00:40:20.840 do it what what's going on here oh i'm lighting the shatterizer i just wanted to taste that limeade

00:40:25.640 one because i was like oh yeah i have that anyway don't bug me i i ball i mean that's what i'm here for

00:40:35.320 right that's that's the whole that's the whole point of the stream really is for me to bug you

00:40:40.840 i feel like oh this is what fucked me up this is of course just smelly it's not gonna be it this is 0.98

00:40:50.040 what fucked me up last stream though is that i smoked half of this and i was good good i'm gonna be just 0.95

00:41:00.360 absolutely dickered in like an hour that'll work how is that gonna work yeah i don't know it just will

00:41:08.040 well i feel like it's not gonna work because you're there i'm here and if i want to be any type of 0.98

00:41:14.520 fuck i'm gonna do it oh hey i'm 45 i can do i can do whatever i want sure you can i'm just kidding 0.98

00:41:26.920 fuck did i even load that video now i was gonna say speaking of things that won't work but i don't 0.99

00:41:31.960 i can't i i'm an idiot and i don't retitle things so i'm like looking and seeing 0.99

00:41:38.040 you saying you're an idiot i'm gonna just be quiet music to my ears quiet like hey oh yeah 0.99

00:41:48.760 never makes me that's what i'll do i'll try and download it again 1.00

00:41:53.320 no how about that let me make sure oh god it's so good 0.80

00:42:01.080 fuck that tastes good okay good because i don't think i did have it you know what 45 tastes the 0.98

00:42:12.680 same as 44 it also tastes the same as 43 uh are you talking presidents maybe none of it tastes any 1.00

00:42:21.960 different though you like you like the taste of president 45 is that what you're saying right now

00:42:27.560 what it was 45 what isn't that trump and he 45 i forget what oh no oh no 0.97

00:42:42.120 oh shit i forgot to do yeah right i got nails for tonight i forgot to do them 0.77

00:42:47.080 oh yeah right chris we'll have to see if he is aware i forgot about that should have sent him the link 0.98

00:43:01.720 um uh 45 isn't old if you're a tree oh listen that's true it's very true

00:43:11.800 right i'm fine i am doing fine

00:43:23.320 no the only thing i have to work on when i'm at the gym right now is right here for some reason

00:43:29.160 or maybe that's just because of this shirt yeah i don't know something i don't like this

00:43:37.080 side boob but maybe it's just because boobs are bigger in the i think it might be the lighting 1.00

00:43:49.160 yeah it's the lighter 0.82

00:43:53.560 but i'm definitely gonna have to work on that my upper shoulders

00:44:02.920 oh you know what i betcha that's because i've been

00:44:07.080 with the skipping i betcha that's why my shoulders are changing

00:44:11.640 i didn't think about that been skipping

00:44:16.760 yes i went oh my god i can't do it i don't think i can smoke it

00:44:22.360 you don't think i can do it um i got myself a weighted uh oh wall banger hey such a nice guy

00:44:34.600 doesn't look a day over 28 i think he may actually you know what i think this is

00:44:41.880 i think that he just hit enter too early

00:44:43.880 and he meant to say you don't look a day over 280 and you just missed a zero

00:44:54.920 it's gotta be it yeah

00:44:58.200 i'm telling you it is yeah anyway anyway what was i saying i don't remember i have no idea what you were

00:45:04.680 saying i try not to listen

00:45:09.880 it sounds about right

00:45:13.800 sadly i feel like

00:45:15.240 yeah right

00:45:16.600 that seems to be part of the course with our friendship

00:45:20.280 just nod and say yes that's all

00:45:23.560 kind of like oh it is a shattery week 0.99

00:45:26.280 just go bobblehead like the jeets do just fucking yeah uh-huh yeah 0.99

00:45:32.840 can you see that one no it is 0.99

00:45:38.840 it's the shatterizer eight ball kush shatter double infused free roll

00:45:44.760 i mean it's the same one i smoked the other day it's only like 15 bucks i got a half joint here

00:45:56.600 excuse me my god

00:46:00.120 holy are you gonna survive

00:46:01.960 all right all right all right all right

00:46:13.960 while sarah chokes i'm gonna make everybody else choke so you remember lily phillips the 1.00

00:46:23.160 only fans girl and uh you're making a hundred dudes what yeah whatever um but anyway she's uh 0.99

00:46:31.240 she's back with a new challenge lily what do you like i really love spunk oh you love spunk she 1.00

00:46:36.040 calls it spunk yeah this is actually why i've got this jar i'm gonna collect every guy's spunk for

00:46:40.920 science instead of taking it in my mouth or on my face it's going in the jar i've even opened up

00:46:45.000 like a po box so they can send their load in i would contribute to that oh please are you drinking 0.65

00:46:49.400 the scum yeah i want to make like a video with it i'm freezing it so it stays nice and not moldy

00:46:53.720 that's in the rules of me you have to submit your 0.99

00:46:56.760 whore 1.00

00:47:02.280 whore wow okay i feel like this is what i think when i see these this okay 0.99

00:47:10.200 all right i gotta put this out for a second we have to have a discussion about this because now 0.90

00:47:14.040 i feel like i have to talk about this or it could be the next energy drink no no no no no no no listen

00:47:20.280 right spunk listen i have all

00:47:27.320 i'm not gonna i'm telling you so you can see it on the can already here's the thing here's the thing

00:47:31.800 here's the horrors so when you think about the the um

00:47:39.160 i can't like i i am so sad for these women girls they're not even women they're girls they're like 0.98

00:47:50.840 well maybe she's on to something right at what point like what happened to these people that this is 0.94

00:47:59.640 what they think or this is how they go about like what in the fuck do you think is okay about that 0.57

00:48:10.520 like what where we're like i'm like i'm so i get so confused by this it's the same thing 0.69

00:48:18.840 when people and here's the thing guys i've never been on tick tock i don't know like other people have

00:48:26.920 showed me on their phone like videos but like i've never i don't have it i don't know i don't understand

00:48:36.360 this whole thing where people are doing this

00:48:39.960 stuff and things and but but the way i look at it is is i feel like they were raised as a product

00:48:51.880 so they don't see themselves as anything other than a product so why wouldn't they

00:48:59.320 like i don't feel like they have the same moral compass or um anything that

00:49:07.240 that people like myself do or like us and i think that for that reason that sort of

00:49:16.760 echoes itself in that whole mentality of everything that they do is just to sort of like

00:49:27.720 in in from my perspective is like pushing the line of what's right and wrong but they don't

00:49:37.000 have that line like there's they were so desensitized from birth that there's no

00:49:47.400 like they don't have the same type of compass there where it's like you know and they look at

00:49:53.800 it from a sense of like i feel like they don't have any idea of what the seven deadly sins are because

00:49:59.640 otherwise there wouldn't be such a push for money because but

00:50:07.000 any of the yeah i i it's so it's so weird to me to watch those little shorts of those podcasts of

00:50:14.440 those women because i couldn't imagine having a conversation with someone like that no not at all 1.00

00:50:21.560 actually um thank you it's utterly retarded 0.94

00:50:29.480 it's embarrassing for like women um because that's like 1.00

00:50:40.680 that's what people that's what people think that women do like i know that i'm disconnected 1.00

00:50:49.080 like i know that i'm wildly disconnected from that generation and i know that i'm wildly disconnected

00:50:55.640 from the tech sort of you know the social media scene however you want to say it but i feel like

00:51:03.080 seeing people like that and like running into those types of people in like the gym and like

00:51:08.920 the few places that i go and i interact with people i don't see the same type of like

00:51:15.240 there's no i don't know i just don't i don't know i feel like they're not people anymore and when you

00:51:25.240 look at them i feel like it's something out of like um what's the epsiloms and what's that one with the

00:51:32.600 brave new world where they're all put into the things and everybody has the different um

00:51:38.200 no you know everyone has a different ability so to speak or whatever you're like your place is

00:51:44.920 and nobody knows like there's no sense of hierarchy whatever there's no monogamy everybody

00:51:50.200 fucks each other like all of those things are you betting money right now no i was 0.99

00:51:55.000 fucking around on grok trying to fucking create the fucking energy drink fucking mock-up 1.00

00:51:59.720 bullshit and fucking grok's a cunt you're fucking hit back and now i lost it all i gotta redo it 1.00

00:52:07.480 great i'm on it right now though okay so great anyway i feel like i feel i'm i feel like this is the 1.00

00:52:15.560 whole i mean it's all part of the going i mean you go back 40 years and you watch how they took

00:52:21.480 um you know they slowly took religion out of schools and by religion religion i mean like

00:52:26.280 christianity and catholicism they took those things out of schools they took the uh on a

00:52:32.440 bigger scale uh you know lord's prayer the national anthem all kinds of history they've like you know

00:52:40.520 there's all of the things they took all the the humanity away from women or the family unit staying at 1.00

00:52:47.800 home they basically took morality out of being human the humanity out of humans

00:52:55.960 and are expecting people to just continue being and that's why everybody is walking around like 0.99

00:53:02.120 fucking out of they live these women are not even fucking women like ew who is gonna want to have 1.00

00:53:11.720 children with you you disgusting whore you're letting people random strangers send you their um 1.00

00:53:19.880 yeah but so you can drink it empowerment fuck empower what having children who are 1.00

00:53:28.360 fucking who are contributing members to your fucking community that's empowerment having a family a 1.00

00:53:36.680 husband who fucking sits at your table and protects your family every single day that's empowerment 1.00

00:53:43.400 having random men on the internet jerk off into a fucking container and then freeze it and send it to 1.00

00:53:50.520 you so you can put it on your face and then drink it you're a fucking vacuous immoral whore 1.00

00:53:58.520 die with the rest of them 1.00

00:54:01.560 you 1.00

00:54:03.960 cheers to that like why is grok so fucking gay how am i supposed to download these 1.00

00:54:08.680 fucking and this is why i feel like there's i feel so bad for the majority of fucking people who 1.00

00:54:15.480 were not like that i can't imagine i can't imagine having to have children 1.00

00:54:23.240 what the fuck would you do if your kid was like oh i i have only fans but i bought you a car i beat them 1.00

00:54:29.640 i punched them in the fucking head yeah like it's it's it is it's gross as fuck if you can have an only 1.00

00:54:38.200 fans then i can punch you in the fucking head yeah right uh hellfax matt says the wisdom is 1.00

00:54:44.040 definitely for us to know and all else are going to have to suffer through their actions it's kind 1.00

00:54:50.920 of where they kind of look at it now i mean yeah it's like the worst part is too though is that with

00:54:58.680 something like only fans it's also the fact that there is a massive market for it sure um

00:55:05.320 um that's again because we destroyed the the the unit of family and how many like 0.85

00:55:13.960 what happened to being in what happened to working on your relationship and being with your partner

00:55:19.560 and for some reason this disillusionment that everything is going to be perfect all the time

00:55:26.680 in your relationship and there's never going to be any up and downs and you're never going to have

00:55:30.120 to question things and you're never going to have to worry about anything or things like that

00:55:34.440 that's the fucking opposite of what you want in a relationship you want to go through all of those 0.99

00:55:39.000 things so that you know how your fucking partner is going to stand next to you so that 0.99

00:55:44.040 when it comes to all of the fucking brass tacks at the end of it you know that anything that happens 0.98

00:55:48.760 that person's going to fucking stand by you no matter what but now no moral compass people don't 0.98

00:55:53.960 give a fuck there is no no long-term goals in anything it's just how they can show their 1.00

00:55:59.880 fucking their junk for some fucking money so that they can buy a house and then post it on the 1.00

00:56:05.160 fucking tiktok or whatever so people can see it and be like oh my god i love your house 1.00

00:56:11.560 how many people did you fuck for that 1.00

00:56:15.560 like really well but that's the thing is that the morality has been changed to like 0.98

00:56:20.120 is no well i granted yes but that's what i mean by it's been changed because it's well

00:56:26.360 for us it is no morality for them there's no moral issue whatsoever right it's big deal i show my 0.96

00:56:34.040 shit and get paid for it or i bang dudes and get paid for it um i mean even kanye said uh what's worse 1.00

00:56:42.840 than fucking for money fucking for free um but it's it's this ridiculous idea though right that it's an 1.00

00:56:51.480 easy way to make money and that's what people want now we're in such an instant gratification society 1.00

00:56:56.360 that it's even with something like that 0.98

00:57:01.400 let's excuse saying the girls are confused as shit when i see a girl all done up 1.00

00:57:08.520 uh where she knows ant man yeah exactly look at but she doesn't have the sense to even make 0.98

00:57:14.760 i kind of complain about being single it's gross it i like i totally get it and that's the thing

00:57:20.440 like it's having 0.96

00:57:26.520 it's just fucked i don't understand i'll never 0.98

00:57:34.120 i'll never understand how we got here so fast like i get it like i get the decline 1.00

00:57:42.200 it's hard as a female especially as a female who is not interested in 1.00

00:57:51.640 whatever the fuck is whatever the fuck is happening with you know that it's very difficult 0.98

00:58:01.240 that's somebody who still wants the old-fashioned i have to even say that like i feel like it's weird 0.99

00:58:10.840 saying like vintage values you know but

00:58:16.520 i feel like there's a lot of people who are pretending that that's what you know they want

00:58:24.520 they call themselves you know the trad wives and things like that and on the internet that's not what 0.75

00:58:30.920 they are

00:58:33.640 it's weird to me you can't call yourself

00:58:38.360 like there's no there's no traditional aspect just because you're 0.99

00:58:43.000 you're it's you're a whore you can't put lipstick on a pig and call it a unicorn 1.00

00:58:56.760 like it might as well 1.00

00:59:02.280 but i guess i'm a little bit confused by the because i don't know the male side to this i guess

00:59:10.600 i don't see a lot of how the men are so i don't i i there's i don't know i mean i have no

00:59:19.160 interaction the men are just as no the the men are the men are obviously just equally as part of the

00:59:25.560 problem i mean first of all they're all the customer base right they're the ones that you 0.98

00:59:31.480 know what i mean so it's it's it's equally as shit right so how do you want from your wife then 1.00

00:59:40.920 nobody wants that nobody even wants that anymore i don't think 0.97

00:59:45.080 and see exactly back to my original fucking point so we're exactly nobody cares 0.96

00:59:50.360 where no one gives a they don't care everyone's just where it is everybody they're gonna 0.97

00:59:56.280 fucking it doesn't matter how much money you make because everyone's going to be getting ubi 1.00

01:00:00.520 no one's going to be better than anybody else because there isn't going to be a 0.99

01:00:03.560 fucking there's gonna be no education system no fucking nothing nothing ew like ew 0.99

01:00:14.520 yeah that is what i feel like and when you look oh okay i mean when i read the hunger games i was like 0.99

01:00:24.040 i imagined when they described the the costumes and and they just they described the factions and

01:00:33.720 i imagined it but more like a vanity fair shoot i didn't imagine it like

01:00:48.280 the video or like the movies like i was gonna say video games but like the movies right

01:00:52.680 but i definitely feel like the brave new world hunger games sort of aspect of of that is um the

01:01:04.680 predictive programming part of that is definitely well into play when you look at like any type of fashion

01:01:10.680 or any of the mainstream uh entertainment that's available uh yeah we're

01:01:23.960 i don't even know how i would have a conversation with anybody under the age of 35 0.98

01:01:29.400 maybe i wouldn't want to anyway brave new world everybody is just going to fuck everybody there's 0.98

01:01:34.840 not going to be anybody this is your like like no this is your better than this person

01:01:39.320 i also think that you're just focusing way too much on the negative here because there's a a whole

01:01:44.600 possibility here that as i said before that this could be some sort of new energy drink and we

01:01:51.080 could call it spunk right are you a little low on spunk just swallow this there you go

01:02:01.960 right i bet it would sell i feel like the i know you're 30 but you're not

01:02:09.080 like the rest of them you're like us you're like me you're not like a regular 30 last

01:02:16.760 yeah right you're like a something i don't know you're like one of us that went through the weird

01:02:24.040 enriched kids not mk ultra program yeah you're fine um to that effect

01:02:30.360 yeah i i feel like there's just sort of a weird

01:02:40.680 we're at that like the more of these things that i see just randomly just like that video it's like

01:02:48.440 and like it's the same thing um who's not watching super chats well i i wasn't because yeah i know i just

01:02:58.760 it's hold on actually i might be able to how are you not would you just be quiet for a minute i am

01:03:05.720 i'm gonna come through there and slap you one job that's it you have one i have every job what are 0.90

01:03:12.360 you talking about i have all the jobs i'm gonna drink all the jobs so you have all the jobs tonight 0.92

01:03:18.120 because that's all there's not there's not a single thing i'm not doing

01:03:21.720 right there is nothing i'm not doing that's well you know i am very demanding i gotta remember where 0.95

01:03:28.840 those are i require a lot yeah you are you 100 are where the fuck do i even go to see them now 0.98

01:03:38.920 that's the annoying part i fucking like i don't understand why the 0.99

01:03:42.200 fuck it doesn't just come through to stream yard right i feel like maybe you should okay rumble so 0.99

01:03:51.240 how about super gay you're supposed to be watching the super chats i love it yeah well 1.00

01:03:56.360 i'm also doing everything else so you should be watching them

01:04:03.080 i'm looking i know they're in here somewhere

01:04:04.680 i just forget where let's try it this way

01:04:13.480 yeah i don't remember 0.79

01:04:14.600 fuck i got it you got it did you find it well i can read it 0.93

01:04:20.040 well that's what we want find it up here because it's not in there it won't be in there that's the 1.00

01:04:27.080 fucking problem thank you retard okay so scotian lady says 1.00

01:04:35.400 with a two dollar donation happy birthday sarah you're the best thanks for being awesome and keep 0.99

01:04:41.240 kicking ass cheers to many more faitho is good times with great people except johnny sorry i can't 0.79

01:04:48.280 stay and look forward to replay tomorrow mad respect i think you're making that part up love you 0.92

01:04:54.200 thank you thank you

01:04:56.360 tell you what you made that up totally made that up

01:05:04.440 oh there it is right there i found them i found them now i found them i know where they are now

01:05:11.320 i got it 0.99

01:05:12.520 shit figured it out oh shit all right 1.00

01:05:18.520 yeah see i told you you're making that up jesus christ the fuck is going on here 1.00

01:05:24.200 hey you told me i can do whatever i want it's my birthday yes unfortunately i did do that didn't 0.97

01:05:31.320 i yeah uh-huh thank you scotian lady for the birthday dono definitely my bad my bad okay i

01:05:41.560 shouldn't have fucking i should have just let this go and been like no we don't even have to do a 0.98

01:05:46.840 stream let's see if my new outfit is here i'll just be cool with it all right you check for that um 0.98

01:05:54.760 we're gonna have a look at some uh doctors and engineers uh pulling each other out of the snow

01:06:13.000 so there you go they were very cautious i'm not so sure that it worked but 1.00

01:06:23.240 at least they were being cautious and using the caution tape it's fucking idiots man 1.00

01:06:30.600 is everyone a mod not quite everyone no 1.00

01:06:33.560 it's been slightly stingy also just because i don't feel like doing it right now

01:06:43.560 yeah well as soon as i find some i i'm definitely going to i gotta look around here and see where uh

01:06:49.720 where they got them i did have a nice spicy burrito last night though along with a bunch of mushrooms but

01:06:55.880 that was a good night let me tell you

01:07:04.360 sent on tg as a backup though what uh someone on tg what are you talking about now too many things to

01:07:11.720 pay attention to this is the problem oh yeah there it is yep found it

01:07:17.800 all right back to this one anyway what are you doing now

01:07:29.000 she's weird anyway 0.97

01:07:34.040 speaking of jeet so might as well go with this this is uh this is a fantastic way to back

01:07:38.760 give it a level up

01:08:01.960 there we go 0.99

01:08:03.240 what in the fuck is going on trad life why are you saying that yeah it's a good outfit 0.99

01:08:11.420 you gotta love the break zone right 1.00

01:08:14.340 i almost want to put that fucking song back that ass up to it because it just looks like that would 0.98

01:08:22.120 probably go very well all together i just didn't have time to do that oh my god how cute is this 0.99

01:08:28.460 and sure right whatever cutest little talk is it yeah i think it's the cutest i'm all about it

01:08:38.160 i needed a new camel top because i got a really nice pair of dress pants that needed something

01:08:48.760 that wasn't black so here we are what do y'all think i can't stand up too much because there's 0.92

01:08:54.100 no bottoms yeah i feel like it's nice right cute oh boobs huge yes yeah oh my god y'all 0.83

01:09:07.220 no i i yeah i think he was just dancing the trailer skew i think that's what it was it was some sort 0.97

01:09:13.880 of dance competition yes just backing that ass up and you know i feel like i can't maybe if i wear a 0.95

01:09:21.480 not bra with this oh there you go a little aggressive 0.98

01:09:26.000 no no no it's a no i feel like this is a bra instead of a not bra

01:09:33.720 jesus so cute though love it what's tom saying sarah says she can get sarah ireland a chair if she's

01:09:44.020 interested yes we don't know no no don't do that excuse me because i i like it no i like it better 0.98

01:09:51.820 with you on that chair because then if you like fall off then it's funny funny how it's funny fucking 0.96

01:09:59.920 haha that's how 0.99

01:10:01.200 you're funny haha who wouldn't i i don't know i think it'd be hilarious to watch you fall off the 0.98

01:10:10.740 chair so you know what i think is hilarious not bad oh there you go draw some nipples and chest 1.00

01:10:17.300 hair is it aussie but let's go al it's not skin color it's camel well but it needs the chest hair

01:10:25.980 for authenticity though y'all what are you talking about

01:10:30.800 you're not trying to be authentic

01:10:34.800 is that is that what i'm to understand here listen you talk too much 0.98

01:10:47.300 talk too much you just want the rest of that fucking joy okay so is this a is this a yes or a 0.98

01:10:58.140 no do we like this camel shirt or no one for yes two for no i feel like i sure not you yeah good 1.00

01:11:07.360 night you don't care what do you mean i don't care fuck that too two then fucking two that's what 1.00

01:11:14.540 i'm saying it's a big number two 0.99

01:11:16.580 i think it's so cute like i can't show any more than that because after that it's

01:11:24.460 there's no thing

01:11:27.160 she goes

01:11:28.840 she's the body yeah no see i can't stand up it's a bodysuit and it goes right up the 1.00

01:11:34.620 thingy okay so the girls are saying yes

01:11:38.020 you need to get yourself a shark like i have

01:11:40.900 do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do baby shark

01:11:46.180 i'll have to try and put that i'll have to try and grab that 0.98

01:11:48.300 Sarah made me a shark i tell you it's hot as fucking that thing though 0.98

01:11:55.780 oh god i feel like tam should tell the story 0.99

01:11:59.100 oh how we're gonna do it in it

01:12:02.420 absolutely she thinks we're not but okay we're gonna i just want you to know though

01:12:11.180 this great white shark's gonna be on the prowl

01:12:15.760 john said me a funny voice clip last night in the middle of the night

01:12:19.100 how he was good

01:12:21.440 no means no no means yes listen i just want i just want everybody to know that his girlfriend 0.98

01:12:29.600 is a fucking saint to put up with his absolute 0.97

01:12:32.600 shenanigans holy moly shenanigans anyway so halifax matt likes the flesh color 0.99

01:12:41.780 see it's camel what i know it's flesh no it's not flesh

01:12:48.120 what is camel is that to match your toe

01:12:50.900 oh no i can't show

01:12:55.180 i was like gonna show like it's like one of my girlfriends like oh yes

01:13:01.060 i don't have a camel toe but you're not y'all y'all are not my 1.00

01:13:05.780 i i do wish i had bigger tits you're right i do 1.00

01:13:09.960 then i wouldn't have to leave the house 0.99

01:13:12.020 it's the thing about the boobs but i feel like this would be better with 0.98

01:13:22.760 a nice vet like a uh fur 0.99

01:13:28.060 vest i mean it's pretty fucking close there trad wife i mean there's not much of a difference 0.99

01:13:34.360 yeah see no fuck you look at how white i am compared to this legitimately this is a camel 0.99

01:13:39.920 color this is camel i have a jacket this color as well it's camel it's camel to go with the toe 0.99

01:13:47.820 listen it's not a toe i'm gonna just i'm gonna i think i i i have a feeling that one's going

01:13:54.840 over

01:13:56.400 right

01:14:00.100 oh lord oh yeah all right okay i'm in oh god i'm in

01:14:09.680 there's a lot there

01:14:12.300 hearing johnny giggle though because he was so excited that he had a shark 1.00

01:14:18.060 fuck yeah like it was a hole that he could fuck his girlfriend 1.00

01:14:21.040 well no no it's not even that it's just that that's to signify right like if you see the dorsal 1.00

01:14:27.320 fin on the shark blanket stand up that means it's fucking time and i'm gonna start singing the jaws 0.96

01:14:32.660 theme song and let's go 0.99

01:14:35.720 you know what i mean your poor girlfriend oh yeah fucking a she's gonna find out that i'm gonna turn 1.00

01:14:45.440 from a great white shark to a hammerhead 1.00

01:14:47.300 i almost lost this hair

01:14:52.860 yeah that was close

01:14:56.260 and at the very end i identify as a sperm whale

01:15:00.440 you talk 0.96

01:15:07.520 you're talking about anything to do with sex and it's like and it's the most disgusting thing i've 0.96

01:15:20.180 ever had to hear 0.91

01:15:21.420 yeah well at least i'm not freestone

01:15:25.380 him and his question you know

01:15:31.480 which question was that 1.00

01:15:33.120 if you could suck your own would you 1.00

01:15:35.240 oh listen 1.00

01:15:36.280 yeah that's because you guys have dick 1.00

01:15:38.600 and that's just something that 1.00

01:15:40.580 for whatever reason you guys want to know 1.00

01:15:42.440 if i would suck my dick 1.00

01:15:43.300 yeah whatever nurse shark 1.00

01:15:44.460 whatever

01:15:44.820 whatever it is

01:15:46.180 i

01:15:46.400 the north whatever

01:15:47.920 i it's gonna

01:15:48.940 i'm gonna turn into all sorts of things with that

01:15:51.340 shark

01:15:51.780 you know

01:15:52.720 that's what's gonna happen

01:15:54.720 i didn't actually slap him at all

01:15:57.120 i'm kind of disappointed

01:15:58.920 in myself

01:15:59.820 oh you can't

01:16:00.460 can't

01:16:01.380 i

01:16:01.780 i did think about it like very seriously

01:16:05.960 there was

01:16:06.880 i was pretty close but

01:16:08.880 then i just was

01:16:10.560 i was just in a bad mood

01:16:12.700 so i just didn't feel like punching him out

01:16:14.740 at that point

01:16:15.560 but

01:16:15.960 i did think about it because

01:16:17.720 it was on my radar

01:16:19.180 things to do when i got there

01:16:20.660 that's funny 0.98

01:16:21.960 did i fucking 0.98

01:16:22.720 oh no i didn't well done either 0.98

01:16:24.540 what did you do now

01:16:27.640 i don't know but i'm about to kick this cat

01:16:30.840 what time is it

01:16:31.860 eight o'clock

01:16:32.300 okay

01:16:32.580 all right

01:16:34.300 there's this one too

01:16:35.420 i forgot about this 0.99

01:16:36.600 did you see that the fuck 0.99

01:16:38.180 and uh 1.00

01:16:38.940 did you see the alphabet people

01:16:41.540 got a new pride flag

01:16:42.640 no

01:16:48.000 there's a whole new pride flag

01:16:49.640 it's brand new too

01:16:51.340 just dropped

01:16:53.380 okay

01:16:54.300 oh my god

01:16:56.880 all right

01:17:00.500 you see one of those

01:17:01.960 that means

01:17:03.260 the person

01:17:03.940 waving that flag

01:17:05.380 or driving with that flag 1.00

01:17:06.600 is a faggot 1.00

01:17:07.840 it's a giant homosexual 1.00

01:17:10.180 yeah 1.00

01:17:10.940 yeah

01:17:11.440 that's 1.00

01:17:11.940 it's a faggot flag 1.00

01:17:13.560 that's what that sounds like 1.00

01:17:15.300 yeah

01:17:15.560 yeah

01:17:16.520 it's a new pride flag

01:17:17.340 so there you go

01:17:18.100 there was

01:17:21.440 but uh

01:17:22.600 what

01:17:23.820 so we found out

01:17:25.420 that onidra is

01:17:26.700 well possibly

01:17:29.400 in jail

01:17:29.680 possibly

01:17:31.160 maybe

01:17:32.560 it's a maybe

01:17:34.360 i'm still trying to find

01:17:37.500 actual

01:17:39.120 like evidence

01:17:40.340 but it would make sense

01:17:43.220 i mean

01:17:43.860 it's dubai

01:17:44.620 and 1.00

01:17:44.940 they don't fuck around 0.98

01:17:48.100 but we'll definitely 0.98

01:17:50.520 i'm gonna

01:17:50.960 i'm gonna scour

01:17:51.920 and uh

01:17:53.240 hopefully the next time we

01:17:55.220 get a stream going

01:17:57.160 we'll have some concrete 0.99

01:17:58.320 fucking 1.00

01:17:58.800 whether she's dead 1.00

01:18:00.740 or back home

01:18:01.900 i don't know

01:18:02.440 but

01:18:02.920 i don't expect

01:18:04.140 if she's in a

01:18:05.320 in a jail in dubai

01:18:06.580 i don't expect her to

01:18:07.620 really last that long

01:18:08.740 but

01:18:08.980 we'll see

01:18:10.700 it's definitely

01:18:15.380 it's definitely

01:18:16.920 questionable

01:18:17.440 at this point

01:18:18.320 well imagine

01:18:19.720 imagine trying to put up

01:18:20.900 imagine being the person

01:18:22.420 that's like running that jail

01:18:23.960 and you gotta put up with her 0.99

01:18:25.260 there's no way

01:18:31.260 no way

01:18:32.900 that they're gonna do that

01:18:33.960 i feel like it's definitely

01:18:35.860 one of those

01:18:36.600 you

01:18:37.540 she's down

01:18:39.860 she's down

01:18:40.580 she's down

01:18:42.100 it's not a place

01:18:44.200 where you can really 0.99

01:18:44.980 fuck around 0.99

01:18:45.880 so 1.00

01:18:46.480 no

01:18:47.320 they're hard on the

01:18:49.380 finding out too

01:18:50.420 that's like

01:18:52.760 that's their favorite

01:18:53.700 thing in dubai

01:18:54.600 is letting you

01:18:55.940 find out

01:18:56.640 yeah

01:18:57.340 yeah

01:18:58.560 right 0.99

01:18:59.620 they don't give a shit 0.99

01:19:00.860 and of course 0.99

01:19:05.700 there's this

01:19:06.520 still great

01:19:09.560 times

01:19:10.060 a great time

01:19:10.940 to fly

01:19:11.520 everybody

01:19:12.520 oh yes

01:19:13.420 make sure to buy

01:19:14.220 your plane tickets

01:19:15.220 um

01:19:16.320 seems this one

01:19:17.020 at pearson international

01:19:18.060 was a little tired

01:19:19.060 and had to have a nap

01:19:20.000 oh

01:19:20.580 yes

01:19:22.060 that's

01:19:22.840 that's what i say

01:19:24.740 actually we do

01:19:25.520 we do have the

01:19:26.440 uh

01:19:27.320 where's that video now

01:19:29.180 is it this one

01:19:31.940 maybe it's this one 1.00

01:19:33.820 oh fuck 1.00

01:19:42.860 oh fuck 1.00

01:19:44.300 oh no no no no 1.00

01:19:46.700 no

01:19:46.980 tower you're seeing this

01:19:54.380 uh airplane just crashing

01:19:55.420 oh my god

01:20:00.580 oh my god

01:20:03.760 well hold on

01:20:06.040 here

01:20:06.160 come on

01:20:06.460 take a minute

01:20:06.720 doesn't want

01:20:11.100 what

01:20:13.100 doesn't want 0.99

01:20:14.240 that sucks 0.97

01:20:19.120 well i mean 0.97

01:20:21.120 yeah

01:20:21.380 obviously

01:20:21.900 but

01:20:22.360 it's wild though

01:20:24.320 that it just 0.98

01:20:24.860 fucking 0.97

01:20:25.260 like i'm 0.99

01:20:26.600 it's hard to say

01:20:27.700 like what it really

01:20:28.440 is there

01:20:29.020 because you're

01:20:29.880 looking at it

01:20:30.500 and it's like

01:20:30.960 as soon as it

01:20:31.620 lands like

01:20:32.320 something just 0.99

01:20:33.100 fucking 0.99

01:20:34.460 kind of blows up 1.00

01:20:35.560 there

01:20:35.840 what do we got

01:20:36.480 there

01:20:36.720 oh my

01:20:37.760 right

01:20:39.760 that's amazing

01:20:42.260 something to that

01:20:43.880 effect

01:20:44.260 anyway

01:20:45.460 this is the uh

01:20:47.820 the one video

01:20:48.820 that uh

01:20:49.640 i think it was

01:20:50.120 the guy

01:20:50.460 guy that was

01:20:51.900 on the plane

01:20:52.520 took

01:20:52.760 everything

01:20:53.260 drop it

01:20:53.940 come on

01:20:55.200 don't take

01:20:58.280 don't take

01:20:58.300 don't take

01:20:59.160 don't take

01:20:59.580 don't take

01:21:00.160 don't take

01:21:01.140 don't take

01:21:01.820 don't take

01:21:02.380 holy 1.00

01:21:02.920 fuck 1.00

01:21:03.660 holy 1.00

01:21:05.320 fuck 1.00

01:21:06.060 holy 1.00

01:21:07.320 fuck 1.00

01:21:10.220 holy 1.00

01:21:11.320 fuck 1.00

01:21:12.000 oh my 1.00

01:21:13.660 fucking 1.00

01:21:14.340 god 1.00

01:21:14.900 yo

01:21:19.900 i was just

01:21:20.440 on this 0.99

01:21:20.840 fucking 1.00

01:21:21.200 plane 1.00

01:21:21.640 quick run

01:21:38.420 over there

01:21:38.780 and steal

01:21:39.080 their wallets

01:21:39.740 maybe i mean

01:21:47.420 it's not a

01:21:47.860 bad idea

01:21:48.340 right

01:21:48.640 but i

01:21:49.740 think what's

01:21:50.560 actually the

01:21:51.120 most wild

01:21:51.740 thing out of

01:21:52.360 that though

01:21:52.740 is the fact

01:21:53.220 that what

01:21:53.900 just eight

01:21:54.440 people were

01:21:55.080 were injured

01:21:55.920 was that a

01:21:57.940 chick 0.95

01:21:58.160 that no

01:21:59.180 that wasn't

01:21:59.620 a chick 0.99

01:21:59.980 that was a

01:22:00.380 dude

01:22:00.720 there's no 0.98

01:22:02.440 fucking way 0.96

01:22:03.000 that's a 1.00

01:22:03.380 woman 0.99

01:22:03.680 all right

01:22:05.000 we're playing

01:22:05.420 that one again

01:22:06.020 no we're

01:22:06.640 playing it

01:22:07.020 again

01:22:07.180 everything

01:22:07.680 everything

01:22:07.720 drop it

01:22:08.360 come on

01:22:09.560 come on 1.00

01:22:09.580 holy fuck 1.00

01:22:18.060 holy fuck 1.00

01:22:20.420 did you hear 1.00

01:22:22.360 her 1.00

01:22:22.800 holy fuck 1.00

01:22:26.400 oh my 1.00

01:22:28.020 fucking god 0.99

01:22:29.280 yo i was 0.99

01:22:34.680 on this 0.99

01:22:35.220 fucking plane 1.00

01:22:36.020 oh my 1.00

01:22:39.340 god

01:22:39.740 okay

01:22:43.360 he's taking

01:22:43.760 the video

01:22:44.120 that's a

01:22:44.480 dude

01:22:44.700 it's gotta

01:22:45.140 be a

01:22:45.400 dude

01:22:45.600 there was

01:22:46.200 a woman 0.57

01:22:46.840 inside

01:22:47.540 oh yeah

01:22:48.260 that one

01:22:48.800 light attendant

01:22:49.680 yeah

01:22:50.260 yeah

01:22:50.840 you can't

01:22:51.840 take video

01:22:52.400 blah blah 0.97

01:22:52.800 blah at

01:22:53.460 that point

01:22:54.060 i'd be like 0.98

01:22:54.800 throat punch 0.99

01:22:55.640 shut the 1.00

01:22:55.980 fuck up 1.00

01:22:56.340 bitch 1.00

01:22:56.600 and she's 1.00

01:22:57.620 like you

01:22:57.940 can't take

01:22:58.480 anything

01:22:58.780 leave that

01:22:59.460 there

01:22:59.760 it's like 0.98

01:23:00.140 shut up 0.95

01:23:01.280 like 0.99

01:23:02.060 come on

01:23:05.880 i did

01:23:07.520 see the 0.99

01:23:09.340 ass 1.00

01:23:10.060 grab

01:23:11.400 halifax

01:23:12.940 but i think

01:23:13.620 that's the

01:23:14.200 woman 0.99

01:23:14.460 although he's

01:23:15.360 playing video

01:23:15.880 games

01:23:16.300 there we go

01:23:18.020 come on

01:23:18.380 yeah that's

01:23:20.960 right the

01:23:21.240 grab was done

01:23:22.020 by a female

01:23:22.640 she's sexually 1.00

01:23:23.320 harassing

01:23:24.100 uh crash

01:23:25.460 victims

01:23:25.880 right just

01:23:27.460 giving them

01:23:27.980 the all

01:23:28.380 i mean that's

01:23:29.860 great opportunity

01:23:30.800 there to

01:23:31.260 go for the

01:23:32.720 grab that's

01:23:33.340 for sure

01:23:33.700 but

01:23:33.980 let's see

01:23:37.600 here

01:23:37.920 hide that

01:23:38.680 uh touchdown

01:23:42.200 video

01:23:42.660 yeah like it

01:23:43.640 it is weird

01:23:44.520 like whether

01:23:45.140 it's the

01:23:45.920 maybe it

01:23:46.980 locked up

01:23:47.480 it's possible

01:23:48.260 it's just

01:23:48.800 strange because

01:23:49.420 like as soon

01:23:50.020 as it lands

01:23:50.840 right that's

01:23:51.580 when you start

01:23:52.040 to see the

01:23:52.480 fireball

01:23:53.000 so i don't

01:23:55.420 know if it's

01:23:56.180 i don't know

01:23:58.420 what's going on

01:23:59.060 there yeah we

01:23:59.500 can replay that

01:24:00.260 actually

01:24:00.660 i wouldn't

01:24:01.480 mind 1.00

01:24:01.680 oh fuck 1.00

01:24:10.820 oh fuck 1.00

01:24:12.300 oh no no 1.00

01:24:14.280 no no no

01:24:14.740 i almost wonder

01:24:23.300 is it coming in

01:24:23.940 maybe a little

01:24:24.340 hot there

01:24:24.980 like are they

01:24:28.600 usually it looks

01:24:29.720 like it catches

01:24:30.340 and then the

01:24:31.240 wing catches

01:24:31.780 and well

01:24:33.520 yeah because

01:24:33.940 like it like

01:24:35.360 it kind of

01:24:35.840 bounces there

01:24:36.600 for a second

01:24:37.320 right so i'm

01:24:38.200 like almost

01:24:38.600 wondering maybe

01:24:39.240 did that come

01:24:39.840 down a little

01:24:40.600 a little too

01:24:41.340 hard or

01:24:42.160 or maybe

01:24:43.160 there was

01:24:43.600 ice and

01:24:44.140 then not

01:24:44.620 ice yeah

01:24:45.800 that's

01:24:46.140 like maybe

01:24:46.820 there was

01:24:47.080 black ice

01:24:47.600 and then

01:24:47.980 and then

01:24:48.520 tarmac like

01:24:49.320 who knows

01:24:49.900 right i feel

01:24:50.720 like there's

01:24:52.080 it's been a

01:24:52.780 while since we've

01:24:53.480 had some

01:24:53.920 significant ice

01:24:54.960 or snow and

01:24:55.620 maybe there's a

01:24:56.240 lot of new

01:24:56.880 dei hires that

01:24:58.160 don't know what

01:24:58.620 to do when

01:24:59.680 there's that

01:25:00.240 significant amount

01:25:00.960 of snow

01:25:01.240 who knows

01:25:02.480 right yeah

01:25:03.260 like but it

01:25:04.000 i mean that's

01:25:05.020 definitely um

01:25:06.520 possibility as

01:25:07.400 well too but i

01:25:08.180 mean it does

01:25:08.780 look like it's

01:25:09.620 kind of coming

01:25:10.100 in a little

01:25:10.580 hot 1.00

01:25:10.960 oh fuck 1.00

01:25:20.200 oh fuck 1.00

01:25:21.680 no that's 1.00

01:25:23.600 normal

01:25:23.960 yeah

01:25:24.700 that's how a

01:25:25.120 plane comes

01:25:25.600 in that's why

01:25:26.780 i also kind of

01:25:27.760 like the way

01:25:28.320 he's also moving

01:25:29.260 they come in

01:25:29.680 with force and

01:25:30.460 then land and

01:25:31.260 then everything

01:25:31.860 pulls it back

01:25:33.260 yeah it just

01:25:34.360 looks like

01:25:34.800 everything just

01:25:35.580 like maybe the

01:25:36.700 all of the

01:25:37.340 landing gear

01:25:37.880 folded and it

01:25:38.640 just hit the

01:25:39.120 belly there i

01:25:39.900 don't know what 0.99

01:25:40.380 the fuck went 0.99

01:25:41.000 down but 1.00

01:25:41.600 maybe landing

01:25:43.360 gear just didn't

01:25:44.120 lock right

01:25:44.780 yeah

01:25:45.600 i feel like we're

01:25:47.600 gonna find out

01:25:48.180 soon right

01:25:49.080 what peppermint

01:25:53.080 thinks skew is

01:25:53.980 correct

01:25:54.520 he landed on

01:25:55.400 the right rear

01:25:56.200 and the right

01:25:57.020 engine simultaneously

01:25:58.300 it looked like it

01:25:59.680 came down on that

01:26:00.540 side like that's

01:26:01.460 what i mean like

01:26:02.040 it looked like it

01:26:02.700 hit it hit the 0.98

01:26:04.000 tarmac and

01:26:04.660 then it kind

01:26:05.200 of like hit

01:26:06.120 backwards you

01:26:07.180 know like it

01:26:07.740 looks like it

01:26:08.360 thought it was

01:26:09.420 hitting something

01:26:10.100 where it was

01:26:10.540 gonna slide but

01:26:11.540 it didn't and

01:26:12.800 something pushed

01:26:13.720 it back and

01:26:14.460 then over like

01:26:15.320 that you know

01:26:16.120 and halifax

01:26:18.200 matt saying

01:26:19.380 it could be

01:26:20.260 bad judgment

01:26:21.140 on term

01:26:21.580 and absolutely

01:26:22.340 because i mean

01:26:22.820 it doesn't really

01:26:23.440 look like there

01:26:24.000 was a whole lot

01:26:24.660 i mean obviously

01:26:25.600 there was a good

01:26:26.680 dumping of snow

01:26:27.480 and it was pretty 0.99

01:26:28.080 windy and shit 0.97

01:26:28.780 so i don't know 0.99

01:26:29.380 maybe they did

01:26:30.000 have it cleared

01:26:30.620 off and then

01:26:31.360 it just got

01:26:31.860 covered again

01:26:32.520 but it did

01:26:34.700 look you know

01:26:35.920 pretty covered

01:26:37.220 still at that

01:26:37.920 time but i do

01:26:39.800 know that because

01:26:40.760 there was another

01:26:41.280 video that had

01:26:42.120 some audio

01:26:42.840 from the air

01:26:45.380 towers just there

01:26:46.300 wasn't that much

01:26:47.220 interesting in it

01:26:48.140 other than the

01:26:48.720 fact that they

01:26:49.280 did have plows

01:26:50.360 out on the

01:26:51.520 on the runways

01:26:53.000 because they were

01:26:53.540 telling one of the

01:26:54.320 plows that they

01:26:54.980 had to divert or

01:26:55.780 something but

01:26:56.420 just uh yeah

01:26:59.300 it's just

01:26:59.640 different it's

01:27:00.160 like as soon

01:27:00.580 as it landed

01:27:01.100 it sparked a

01:27:03.860 nice little

01:27:04.480 little fireball

01:27:05.820 there and

01:27:06.600 ended up on

01:27:08.280 its back so

01:27:09.120 she went up

01:27:10.040 yeah but it

01:27:12.220 is it is pretty 0.99

01:27:13.020 fucked up though 0.98

01:27:13.620 when you look at 0.99

01:27:14.140 the fact of how

01:27:15.080 many accidents

01:27:17.080 now that we've

01:27:17.840 had uh via

01:27:19.440 planes so

01:27:20.560 it's getting to

01:27:23.180 be uh

01:27:23.960 it's getting

01:27:25.600 to be common

01:27:26.020 now let's go

01:27:27.320 i'll take some

01:27:27.960 planes go

01:27:28.800 somewhere

01:27:29.180 good plan

01:27:36.880 i mean i for

01:27:39.400 one continue to

01:27:40.540 fly it's not a

01:27:41.780 good plan oh

01:27:43.300 no i'm gonna

01:27:43.880 keep flying because

01:27:44.580 it's safer to fly

01:27:45.480 in a plane than

01:27:46.500 it is to get on 1.00

01:27:47.360 the fucking 1.00

01:27:47.800 highway that 1.00

01:27:49.300 plan that plan

01:27:50.540 getting on a 1.00

01:27:51.160 fucking plane is 1.00

01:27:52.140 about as good as 1.00

01:27:52.860 this plan

01:27:53.480 these guys

01:27:54.860 trying to get

01:27:55.280 the car

01:27:55.560 sandals

01:27:59.560 they're wearing

01:28:00.080 sandals and

01:28:00.740 shorts to help

01:28:01.400 this man get

01:28:02.080 out

01:28:02.280 welcome to

01:28:02.800 captain

01:28:03.240 you're just

01:28:05.320 where i live

01:28:06.120 where are we

01:28:08.540 right now

01:28:09.600 bro this guy's 0.69

01:28:11.900 gonna run over

01:28:12.380 you guys 0.99

01:28:12.880 i'm gonna run

01:28:14.000 over and get a 0.93

01:28:14.700 car something bad

01:28:15.840 about happening

01:28:16.440 what the

01:28:23.600 he's really

01:28:25.020 thinking

01:28:25.360 it's amazing

01:28:28.760 i love their

01:28:29.580 planning

01:28:30.060 of course

01:28:31.300 it's not a lot

01:28:33.260 different from this

01:28:34.060 one either though

01:28:34.800 report live it's a 0.99

01:28:35.760 fucking snowstorm 1.00

01:28:36.640 this jackass is 1.00

01:28:37.560 stuck i can't even 1.00

01:28:38.620 drive look the

01:28:39.320 whole road is 0.98

01:28:40.480 fucking blocked off 0.99

01:28:41.460 by this truck i 0.99

01:28:42.480 don't know what's

01:28:42.960 going on look at

01:28:44.080 this bro this 1.00

01:28:44.720 motherfucker is 1.00

01:28:45.340 stuck bro insurance 1.00

01:28:46.560 they need insurance

01:28:47.720 bro because this

01:28:48.280 this right here is 0.99

01:28:49.040 fucked up i can't 0.99

01:28:49.680 even pass by bro 0.99

01:28:50.460 brother brother have

01:28:53.360 one message what's

01:28:54.420 your message bro please

01:28:55.340 don't let no older 1.00

01:28:56.260 guy drive today because

01:28:57.500 we almost crashed you

01:28:58.560 have winter tires 1.00

01:28:59.280 bald ass you don't 1.00

01:29:00.740 have winter tires bro 1.00

01:29:01.720 and you're driving you

01:29:02.800 gotta do what you

01:29:03.440 be careful bro what's

01:29:04.220 your name kk brother you

01:29:06.480 need help what happened

01:29:08.360 so my friends truck got

01:29:10.060 stuck here i'm gonna

01:29:10.840 help you bro hold

01:29:11.520 this no i got it bro

01:29:13.880 it's just stuck right

01:29:14.800 here yeah what company

01:29:16.080 do you guys work for 1.00

01:29:16.740 can't yo fuck come 1.00

01:29:19.320 look at this this 1.00

01:29:20.240 tire right here come

01:29:21.540 nice and close this 0.99

01:29:22.800 tire is fucked up 0.98

01:29:23.760 brother i used to 1.00

01:29:24.420 have a shoveling

01:29:25.540 business i'm gonna

01:29:26.080 help yeah come see

01:29:28.660 come look at this

01:29:29.520 what what is this 20

01:29:31.380 uh what are these

01:29:32.140 come come come come

01:29:34.820 come ah gotta be a

01:29:37.160 superhero today

01:29:37.880 ah yeah yeah

01:29:40.340 allah yeah allah

01:29:43.440 yeah allah come 0.99

01:29:45.580 brother you want to

01:29:46.300 help yeah allah move

01:29:49.120 this is modernist right

01:29:50.700 here bro that's a

01:29:51.800 weak here let me

01:29:52.500 let me not a brother

01:29:53.340 you gotta do better

01:29:53.860 here brother it's my

01:29:55.400 shovel bro this snow is 0.80

01:29:57.500 up to my balls like 0.99

01:29:58.860 your girl bro look how 1.00

01:30:00.340 this shit is 25 0.99

01:30:01.580 centimeters cause 1.00

01:30:02.600 about to die we got

01:30:04.600 more helpers

01:30:05.340 no no no i told you the

01:30:07.680 shovel we gotta help her 1.00

01:30:09.080 what's your name what's

01:30:09.860 your name all right yo

01:30:11.320 shovel this we gotta help

01:30:12.320 these brothers get out the

01:30:13.220 road they're literally

01:30:14.100 blocking the road

01:30:14.900 no no i know

01:30:15.800 huh they're blocking the

01:30:17.840 road

01:30:18.140 mom what do you think

01:30:22.240 about the snowstorms

01:30:23.120 about 30 centimeters in

01:30:24.120 toronto i i love it so

01:30:25.760 i don't love it look at

01:30:26.720 these guys struggling it's

01:30:27.800 stuck right here it's

01:30:28.860 stuck right there we

01:30:29.560 think it

01:30:29.940 bro how about you guys

01:30:31.480 gonna pay me bro look

01:30:33.480 at this bro i'm a 0.99

01:30:34.700 fucking super here huh 1.00

01:30:35.780 ah holy fuck dog i 1.00

01:30:39.120 don't know these 1.00

01:30:39.380 brothers might be out of

01:30:40.640 luck bro i might have to

01:30:41.320 dip

01:30:41.500 it's better let's see

01:30:44.800 let's see if you guys

01:30:45.480 can get through you guys

01:30:46.300 can see bro it's stuck

01:30:47.680 bro the brothers can't

01:30:49.080 get through over here 0.99

01:30:50.000 fucking canadian winter's 1.00

01:30:51.600 very brutal bro you're 1.00

01:30:53.120 better off at home

01:30:53.820 drinking tea in the 1.00

01:30:54.740 warmth than this shit 1.00

01:30:55.900 all right the brother's 0.99

01:30:56.640 gonna try getting through

01:30:57.460 now look at the wheel

01:30:58.240 right here

01:30:58.720 ah it's not moving

01:31:00.340 huh 1.00

01:31:00.640 fuck bro eat the 1.00

01:31:02.240 fucking sweat 1.00

01:31:03.120 going nowhere 1.00

01:31:03.940 look at that guy

01:31:04.640 don't do donuts bro

01:31:05.640 zoom in look at that 0.98

01:31:07.140 jackass don't be doing 0.99

01:31:08.380 donuts bro 0.99

01:31:09.200 you're gonna skid out 1.00

01:31:10.080 and kill somebody 1.00

01:31:11.040 yeah fucking a do 1.00

01:31:13.480 donuts i don't give a 1.00

01:31:14.480 fuck what he says do 0.99

01:31:15.440 donuts maybe not on the 1.00

01:31:17.220 road but do donuts

01:31:19.980 and this is loud i just

01:31:22.940 can't believe that they

01:31:23.680 took they thought they

01:31:24.820 were gonna get through

01:31:25.420 that snow it's people 1.00

01:31:28.260 look dumb 1.00

01:31:28.760 uh canada cartage 1.00

01:31:30.520 yeah it's mel hall

01:31:31.620 yeah um i've dealt

01:31:36.420 with that logistics

01:31:37.180 company for eight

01:31:39.040 years

01:31:39.780 durka durka muhammad

01:31:42.560 jihad

01:31:42.900 ah durka durka

01:31:45.300 ah

01:31:46.100 all right

01:31:46.820 muhammadallah

01:31:47.800 durka

01:31:48.820 bruce lee's mom 0.99

01:31:50.280 ridiculous 0.98

01:31:52.100 maybe 1.00

01:31:53.940 just nuts

01:31:56.480 anyway

01:31:56.940 i don't understand

01:31:59.060 that

01:31:59.520 yeah neither do i

01:32:00.560 i don't understand 0.99

01:32:02.680 any of their shit 0.99

01:32:03.500 like they're just so 1.00

01:32:04.380 fucking 0.98

01:32:04.740 look because they 1.00

01:32:07.080 again

01:32:07.660 they 0.98

01:32:08.200 no brains 1.00

01:32:09.700 they don't have the

01:32:10.440 same brains as that

01:32:11.220 they can't comprehend

01:32:11.900 the same things

01:32:12.720 colors

01:32:13.380 sounds

01:32:14.220 anything

01:32:14.760 they can't read

01:32:15.700 english

01:32:16.060 they can't read

01:32:16.520 the road signs

01:32:17.980 it's so many things

01:32:20.820 but like at a base

01:32:21.940 level

01:32:22.420 they don't even have

01:32:24.100 the same

01:32:24.940 cognition

01:32:26.560 skills

01:32:27.280 that we do

01:32:28.780 at a baseline

01:32:29.960 level

01:32:30.480 as like infants

01:32:31.300 so

01:32:33.540 did we

01:32:34.440 what now

01:32:34.980 something like that

01:32:37.140 oh

01:32:40.560 no

01:32:41.340 did you send

01:32:42.000 him a link

01:32:42.540 no i forgot

01:32:43.900 i was

01:32:44.920 i was just

01:32:45.600 whatever

01:32:47.600 i forgot

01:32:50.540 i forgot

01:32:51.780 then i guess

01:32:54.200 that's why he's

01:32:54.800 not here

01:32:55.160 yeah

01:32:56.280 i just assumed

01:32:57.940 he just didn't

01:32:58.940 yeah where is

01:32:59.680 chris

01:33:00.180 yeah

01:33:02.100 we'll see

01:33:02.640 i guess because 1.00

01:33:04.340 johnny's an asshole 1.00

01:33:05.620 hold on 1.00

01:33:06.720 for fuck's 0.99

01:33:07.720 sakes 1.00

01:33:08.220 i'll fucking 0.98

01:33:09.560 send him one now 0.98

01:33:10.580 we'll see

01:33:10.960 he's not going

01:33:11.340 anywhere

01:33:11.780 we'll see if he

01:33:12.800 comes

01:33:13.280 well i mean i am

01:33:15.100 but not

01:33:15.820 currently

01:33:16.980 let's see

01:33:18.760 a little bit

01:33:21.120 sorry

01:33:21.440 so

01:33:22.980 yeah 1.00

01:33:24.580 fucking sucks 1.00

01:33:30.020 that all he has 1.00

01:33:30.680 is facebook 0.99

01:33:31.240 so fucking 1.00

01:33:32.640 gay 1.00

01:33:33.040 he needs to 0.99

01:33:36.580 vote one or two

01:33:37.540 for search

01:33:38.500 i'm probably

01:33:40.260 gonna

01:33:40.640 not have

01:33:41.560 very

01:33:41.840 oh that's

01:33:44.960 good

01:33:45.160 do you want

01:33:45.600 me to

01:33:45.780 call him

01:33:46.320 let's see

01:33:49.520 here

01:33:49.940 i got some

01:33:51.800 wonderful uh

01:33:53.060 phone calls for

01:33:53.700 my birthday

01:33:54.060 unsolved

01:33:54.600 jeeteries

01:33:55.380 excuse me so

01:33:57.820 thank you to

01:33:58.340 everybody that

01:33:58.900 called me on my

01:33:59.720 birthday

01:34:00.160 just talking

01:34:00.820 forever

01:34:01.220 because it's a

01:34:01.820 piece of 1.00

01:34:02.200 shit 1.00

01:34:02.580 anybody except 1.00

01:34:04.200 for john

01:34:04.680 what

01:34:04.980 you thank

01:34:07.880 you for

01:34:08.280 everybody else

01:34:09.980 for calling

01:34:10.600 me on my

01:34:10.960 birthday

01:34:11.300 you wait

01:34:11.920 you wait

01:34:12.440 it's up to

01:34:14.780 you

01:34:15.000 oh

01:34:15.800 i could have

01:34:16.860 done without

01:34:17.280 hearing your

01:34:17.840 voice

01:34:18.280 but

01:34:19.160 all the other

01:34:20.520 people it was

01:34:20.920 wonderful

01:34:21.300 yeah it's

01:34:22.160 great

01:34:22.420 like do you need

01:34:28.280 some help or

01:34:28.840 a while

01:34:29.080 there we go

01:34:29.860 he has been

01:34:30.520 no it's just 0.99

01:34:34.020 the fucking 0.99

01:34:34.580 opening facebook 0.99

01:34:35.880 while i have

01:34:36.580 stream yard open

01:34:37.520 is hell

01:34:38.220 that's all

01:34:40.080 do you want me

01:34:41.160 to just call him

01:34:41.900 and of course

01:34:42.580 that's the only

01:34:43.320 thing that he

01:34:43.920 has

01:34:44.320 so do you want me

01:34:45.300 to just call him

01:34:45.900 instead of

01:34:46.380 it's been sent

01:34:47.380 how is that

01:34:49.060 been sent

01:34:49.700 what does that do

01:34:51.020 though if you

01:34:51.600 send him

01:34:52.260 something i'm

01:34:52.920 just asking

01:34:53.460 thank you tom

01:34:56.260 it's sent in

01:34:56.840 his facebook

01:34:57.600 what does that do

01:34:59.460 the link

01:35:00.000 as a message

01:35:01.520 where

01:35:03.840 if he

01:35:04.620 oh my god

01:35:06.100 call him then

01:35:06.940 no i'm just

01:35:08.860 i'm i'm just

01:35:09.740 trying to figure

01:35:10.260 out how somebody

01:35:11.000 that doesn't have

01:35:11.740 any access to

01:35:13.660 the things if

01:35:14.360 you send him

01:35:15.020 something that he

01:35:15.660 doesn't have an

01:35:16.440 access to like

01:35:17.200 a notification

01:35:18.260 the only thing

01:35:22.220 he has is

01:35:22.920 facebook

01:35:23.260 right so i

01:35:25.060 sent it to him

01:35:25.840 through facebook

01:35:26.880 okay

01:35:27.980 right there

01:35:30.120 you go

01:35:30.540 all right

01:35:31.720 anyway

01:35:37.100 and chris chris

01:35:39.160 is definitely

01:35:39.660 on facebook

01:35:40.280 he's always

01:35:40.800 on facebook

01:35:41.360 you talk too

01:35:42.600 much 1.00

01:35:43.040 you fucking 1.00

01:35:44.580 talk too much 1.00

01:35:45.540 your luck 1.00

01:35:45.960 oh fuck i 1.00

01:35:46.900 think i got rid 0.99

01:35:47.620 of that didn't

01:35:48.140 i

01:35:48.360 also i need

01:35:49.660 to get the

01:35:50.100 mic

01:35:50.480 yes there he

01:35:51.720 is already

01:35:52.240 look at that

01:35:52.900 it annoys me

01:35:54.100 it annoys me

01:35:55.660 that your voice 1.00

01:35:56.480 penis in his 1.00

01:35:57.260 hand ready to 0.99

01:35:58.100 come

01:35:58.440 like multiple

01:36:03.020 people are like

01:36:03.840 where is chris

01:36:04.800 i just i just

01:36:06.900 saw you guys

01:36:07.380 were live man

01:36:08.080 i went to

01:36:08.420 i saw rage

01:36:09.620 was live so i

01:36:10.360 thought i saw

01:36:10.940 you guys are

01:36:11.360 live like a little 1.00

01:36:11.860 fucker over here 1.00

01:36:13.780 it was just like 1.00

01:36:15.460 oh i forgot to

01:36:16.080 send him a link

01:36:16.860 like an hour and

01:36:17.820 a half later

01:36:18.400 yeah well it

01:36:20.100 has been a 0.99

01:36:21.120 fucking cluster 1.00

01:36:22.060 fuck of a day 1.00

01:36:23.000 so i was like 0.98

01:36:24.160 and and of

01:36:24.760 course this one

01:36:25.420 here does

01:36:25.980 absolutely nothing

01:36:27.620 right she just

01:36:29.040 shows up

01:36:29.760 that's what

01:36:30.560 happened

01:36:30.920 all right

01:36:32.820 all right

01:36:33.460 thank you

01:36:34.220 thank you

01:36:35.320 i mean

01:36:36.340 thank you

01:36:37.060 i mean

01:36:37.720 it doesn't

01:36:38.980 it doesn't

01:36:39.620 change much

01:36:40.280 you know

01:36:42.560 it's cheap

01:36:44.720 one of my

01:36:45.400 herpets

01:36:45.900 not both

01:36:46.560 apparently

01:36:47.140 but one

01:36:47.960 i don't

01:36:48.920 know why

01:36:49.340 yeah right

01:36:49.960 but one

01:36:51.020 got shaved

01:36:51.680 maybe

01:36:53.660 and i think

01:36:55.540 a leg

01:36:55.980 both

01:36:57.880 both

01:37:01.100 wow

01:37:01.520 i do that

01:37:02.840 sometimes

01:37:03.180 when i'm in

01:37:03.700 the shower

01:37:04.080 sometimes i'll

01:37:04.840 forget like

01:37:05.500 did i wash

01:37:06.400 that other

01:37:06.680 leg

01:37:06.940 and i'll wash

01:37:08.000 the other leg

01:37:08.420 anyway just to

01:37:08.980 make sure

01:37:09.400 because i'm

01:37:10.300 just getting

01:37:10.700 forgetful man

01:37:11.360 i'm getting

01:37:11.560 weird

01:37:11.820 yeah i do

01:37:12.820 the head and

01:37:13.260 shoulders knees

01:37:13.760 and toes

01:37:14.260 yeah

01:37:15.300 sorry

01:37:16.540 you know

01:37:17.260 did i get

01:37:17.780 my left

01:37:18.120 foot

01:37:18.360 i mean

01:37:19.140 you sing

01:37:19.480 the song

01:37:19.840 the whole

01:37:20.100 time and

01:37:20.600 then you're

01:37:20.920 like

01:37:21.120 shoulders

01:37:21.800 knees

01:37:22.180 and toes

01:37:22.660 knees

01:37:22.940 and toes

01:37:23.580 and then you

01:37:24.560 start

01:37:24.760 forget

01:37:24.980 i definitely

01:37:26.420 do not do

01:37:27.000 that

01:37:27.300 i feel like

01:37:29.500 you don't

01:37:29.960 shower enough

01:37:30.880 so maybe

01:37:32.040 you should 1.00

01:37:32.500 oh shit 0.99

01:37:33.100 i love the 0.99

01:37:33.720 shower the

01:37:34.260 shower is a 0.99

01:37:34.840 fucking great 0.99

01:37:35.440 place right 0.99

01:37:36.160 i don't want

01:37:37.040 to know

01:37:37.300 that's part of

01:37:38.280 the wake-up

01:37:38.800 routine you

01:37:39.460 have to you

01:37:40.120 have to go

01:37:40.680 you have to 1.00

01:37:41.160 shit you 1.00

01:37:41.660 have to shower 1.00

01:37:42.320 and you

01:37:42.600 have to shave 1.00

01:37:43.260 shit shower 1.00

01:37:44.540 shit shower 1.00

01:37:45.120 shave 1.00

01:37:45.540 yeah

01:37:46.440 yeah

01:37:47.680 that's

01:37:49.360 a beautiful

01:37:49.580 thing

01:37:49.960 that's applicable

01:37:50.120 to both

01:37:50.740 like

01:37:51.140 like we have

01:37:52.960 to do things

01:37:53.460 in the bathroom

01:37:54.020 and

01:37:54.560 stuff

01:37:56.560 we don't

01:37:57.100 necessarily call 0.97

01:37:57.840 it shit 1.00

01:37:58.140 shower shave 0.99

01:37:58.900 but we 0.99

01:37:59.400 shit shower shave 0.99

01:38:00.140 there's a whole 0.99

01:38:01.160 and brush my teeth

01:38:03.860 after i brush

01:38:04.420 i can't

01:38:04.860 i don't feel

01:38:05.300 awake unless i brush

01:38:06.140 my teeth man

01:38:06.760 it just doesn't

01:38:07.440 it's part of the day

01:38:08.120 first thing i do

01:38:09.740 i go into the

01:38:11.740 bathroom i put the

01:38:12.480 toothpaste on the

01:38:13.240 toothbrush and

01:38:14.360 then i sit down

01:38:15.120 and i do my

01:38:15.840 business while i

01:38:16.740 brush my teeth

01:38:17.340 yeah i'll walk

01:38:19.380 around the house

01:38:19.920 look at the front

01:38:20.480 door 100%

01:38:21.800 after i'm done

01:38:23.340 yep walk around

01:38:24.760 yep oh yeah

01:38:26.660 there is a hundred

01:38:30.520 million bazillion

01:38:31.440 people that are

01:38:32.320 just like no i'm

01:38:33.540 just gonna get up

01:38:34.300 and i'm gonna do

01:38:34.800 this and this and

01:38:35.520 this first if they

01:38:37.260 don't even go to

01:38:37.780 the bathroom

01:38:38.340 they don't brush

01:38:39.040 their teeth

01:38:39.740 they don't wash

01:38:40.500 their face

01:38:41.540 i can't understand

01:38:43.100 that that makes

01:38:44.380 sense to me

01:38:45.120 yeah what all

01:38:46.020 did i miss you

01:38:46.560 guys playing some

01:38:47.300 jeet stuff there

01:38:48.100 what's going on

01:38:48.600 i see yeah

01:38:49.140 definitely definitely

01:38:50.200 had some of that

01:38:51.140 and well i mean

01:38:53.720 we're pretty much

01:38:55.000 pretty much all i

01:38:56.080 got right now

01:38:56.900 i can go back

01:38:57.600 and watch

01:38:57.920 sarah wants to

01:38:58.420 find

01:38:58.600 sarah wants to

01:39:00.480 find some bright

01:39:01.080 line probably

01:39:01.800 oh you want me to

01:39:04.360 do something

01:39:04.900 i'm not doing it

01:39:07.120 i got i'm already

01:39:09.680 doing too much

01:39:10.800 like clock

01:39:11.580 there's a

01:39:12.880 there's a

01:39:13.740 i could even hit

01:39:14.000 a song if i

01:39:14.840 wanted to

01:39:15.520 listen there's a

01:39:16.340 possibility that i

01:39:17.700 can make this

01:39:18.280 happen but i'm not

01:39:19.220 100 guaranteeing

01:39:20.960 anything

01:39:21.500 yeah there we go

01:39:24.680 wait i can stream

01:39:27.280 this to my audience

01:39:27.920 right

01:39:28.200 whatever

01:39:30.120 can i

01:39:31.860 do you mind

01:39:32.560 or what

01:39:32.920 i don't give a 0.99

01:39:35.740 shit what you do 0.99

01:39:36.680 freestone 1.00

01:39:37.280 you know you get

01:39:38.440 more people looking

01:39:40.180 i don't know

01:39:40.880 how that even works

01:39:42.320 really

01:39:42.720 yeah maybe

01:39:43.540 we're gonna move

01:39:46.780 into the country

01:39:47.440 you can eat some

01:39:48.940 peaches man

01:39:49.560 yeah let's do

01:39:50.560 it

01:39:51.120 three stone

01:39:52.420 peaches

01:39:52.840 come from a

01:39:57.780 can

01:39:58.360 they were by

01:40:00.800 a man in a

01:40:01.620 factory downtown

01:40:02.480 true story

01:40:03.160 anyway

01:40:04.960 turn it down a

01:40:07.940 little bit more

01:40:08.520 so wait what

01:40:10.420 what were you

01:40:11.420 doing

01:40:11.700 how's your day

01:40:13.080 been

01:40:13.380 i just been

01:40:15.340 pottering man

01:40:16.000 i just been 0.99

01:40:23.140 fucking around i 0.99

01:40:23.940 went got a new 0.98

01:40:24.380 mic i was like 1.00

01:40:25.460 fuck it 0.99

01:40:25.920 well first i went 1.00

01:40:28.000 and got the

01:40:28.380 cord for my old

01:40:30.060 mic to see if

01:40:31.360 that would fix the

01:40:32.200 problem it did

01:40:33.440 not

01:40:33.700 then i had to go

01:40:36.140 back

01:40:36.560 now i've got

01:40:39.240 another mic again

01:40:41.000 how much is

01:40:43.040 the camera

01:40:43.500 i need another

01:40:45.900 camera

01:40:46.320 yeah i mean i

01:40:48.080 guess that would

01:40:48.560 depend right

01:40:49.280 your camera

01:40:49.760 your camera's not

01:40:50.920 blurry today but

01:40:51.720 the other day it

01:40:52.100 was all blurry

01:40:52.640 like you're in a

01:40:53.160 hour or something

01:40:54.460 no it's because it

01:40:55.880 depends it depends on

01:40:57.000 a couple of factors

01:40:57.880 as to one whether

01:40:59.500 or not i drop it to

01:41:00.720 the lowest definition

01:41:02.240 um because sometimes

01:41:04.320 i need to do that in

01:41:05.620 order to not take up

01:41:07.340 as much power and

01:41:08.260 then it's not laggy

01:41:09.420 um today i've just

01:41:11.980 got it on the

01:41:12.620 standard definition

01:41:13.600 so it's working and

01:41:14.660 it's decent but

01:41:15.700 um other than

01:41:17.880 that like because i

01:41:19.820 can have a full hd

01:41:21.120 camera it's it's not

01:41:22.520 my it's me dropping

01:41:23.820 the quality of it so 0.96

01:41:25.420 that i don't fucking 0.99

01:41:26.240 lose my connection and 0.97

01:41:28.220 lag right

01:41:28.860 okay

01:41:29.760 that kind of makes

01:41:31.860 sense

01:41:32.020 yeah it's kind of

01:41:35.100 annoying

01:41:35.360 but

01:41:35.660 it is

01:41:37.280 you get wireless

01:41:37.940 cameras though

01:41:38.620 because if i want to

01:41:39.380 put a camera up in

01:41:40.020 the kitchen

01:41:40.420 something in the

01:41:41.300 kitchen

01:41:41.500 yeah you can get

01:41:42.520 another yeah you can

01:41:43.500 absolutely get cameras

01:41:44.640 right i mean there's

01:41:45.640 i was thinking about

01:41:46.120 getting a gopro just

01:41:46.940 for my watch the 1.00

01:41:47.580 fucking beer store 0.99

01:41:48.440 actually just going 1.00

01:41:50.000 out my door man i

01:41:51.100 need a gopro 1.00

01:41:51.800 fuck 1.00

01:41:53.680 well the gopro that 1.00

01:41:56.420 wouldn't work though

01:41:57.080 you'd need like a

01:41:57.800 cell phone for that 1.00

01:41:58.680 yeah fuck 1.00

01:42:00.140 because you're not 1.00

01:42:01.200 going to be able to

01:42:01.760 like be live right

01:42:03.540 like you could record

01:42:04.720 and play

01:42:05.800 but yeah like you

01:42:09.380 would have to

01:42:09.960 if you wanted to do

01:42:12.060 it live you would

01:42:12.880 need something that

01:42:13.980 would allow you to

01:42:14.820 connect to the internet

01:42:15.680 so that you could like

01:42:16.700 you know

01:42:17.280 i want to do the

01:42:18.980 barb

01:42:19.180 yeah right

01:42:21.400 me and dustin and

01:42:23.220 liam i think we're

01:42:23.800 going to take the

01:42:24.240 barton street bus

01:42:25.000 oh could you imagine 0.99

01:42:26.100 putting a fucking 1.00

01:42:26.820 camera on freestone 1.00

01:42:27.920 24

01:42:28.380 7 like that

01:42:30.260 jesus christ 1.00

01:42:31.520 fucking murder 1.00

01:42:32.440 or incarceration 1.00

01:42:33.380 or whatever 1.00

01:42:34.000 fucking daryl 1.00

01:42:35.860 what's going on 1.00

01:42:37.100 what the hell

01:42:38.620 sarah go 0.89

01:42:39.100 sarah does this

01:42:41.380 so i don't know

01:42:42.500 i'll be right back

01:42:43.460 all right 1.00

01:42:44.020 oh yeah fuck 0.99

01:42:45.000 thanks for the 1.00

01:42:45.900 warning

01:42:46.220 okay

01:42:46.920 unbelievable

01:42:49.920 i don't know why

01:42:52.400 i put up with it

01:42:53.120 chris i don't know

01:42:54.180 why

01:42:54.600 well i think

01:42:55.920 you know

01:42:56.360 take a break man

01:42:57.540 what'd you start

01:42:58.900 an hour ago

01:42:59.460 yeah

01:42:59.720 it is

01:43:00.480 yeah

01:43:02.480 hour and 43

01:43:03.380 whatever

01:43:06.940 you guys can do

01:43:07.920 your thing

01:43:08.180 i don't have to 0.99

01:43:08.560 fucking 0.98

01:43:08.780 i don't know 1.00

01:43:11.800 how much longer

01:43:12.160 you're gonna go

01:43:12.680 what are you

01:43:13.740 talking about

01:43:14.180 i don't know

01:43:15.020 sometimes it's fun

01:43:16.320 just to sit back

01:43:16.940 and watch these

01:43:17.440 shows and not

01:43:18.060 you know

01:43:18.400 you don't have

01:43:18.820 to be honest

01:43:20.360 it's fun just

01:43:23.620 watching

01:43:23.900 only i can't

01:43:24.880 comment i can't

01:43:25.660 make any comments

01:43:26.300 and rumble 0.98

01:43:26.740 that's that's why

01:43:27.540 i was gonna leave

01:43:27.880 you a message on

01:43:28.640 face cracks

01:43:29.400 saying tell sarah

01:43:30.380 is it happy birthday

01:43:31.100 yeah i doubt that

01:43:32.180 white dread

01:43:32.660 she's not putting

01:43:33.780 on pants

01:43:34.360 that's not her 0.97

01:43:35.120 style

01:43:35.520 all right

01:43:38.100 she's usually

01:43:38.980 no pants

01:43:39.720 and leaves her

01:43:40.280 back door open

01:43:41.240 you know what i mean

01:43:42.400 she sounds wrong

01:43:43.920 whatever

01:43:45.200 she's the one

01:43:45.840 who said it

01:43:46.440 she'll leave her 0.99

01:43:47.800 back door open

01:43:48.580 for breakfast

01:43:49.260 so i think

01:43:51.480 that means

01:43:51.940 she's inviting

01:43:52.600 people to eat

01:43:53.460 you know

01:43:54.260 anyway

01:43:55.060 knock first

01:43:56.860 right

01:43:57.460 yeah just

01:43:59.060 you know

01:43:59.460 give a knock

01:44:00.020 i guess

01:44:00.620 all right

01:44:02.720 anyway

01:44:04.800 yeah i've seen

01:44:06.000 i've seen

01:44:06.520 derrick's

01:44:07.280 uh

01:44:07.780 ran on

01:44:08.620 in his car

01:44:09.160 there video

01:44:09.720 yeah it was a

01:44:10.500 good one actually

01:44:11.100 i forgot to

01:44:11.900 go

01:44:12.020 anybody

01:44:12.280 so anybody

01:44:13.980 so putin can 1.00

01:44:14.800 be a fucking 1.00

01:44:15.280 he can be a 1.00

01:44:15.800 canadian

01:44:16.100 anybody can be

01:44:16.620 a canadian

01:44:17.020 right

01:44:17.260 yeah

01:44:17.600 well i mean

01:44:18.620 here's the thing

01:44:19.240 is that our

01:44:19.940 nationality and

01:44:20.880 our citizenship

01:44:21.680 and identity

01:44:22.500 has been

01:44:23.660 dwindled down

01:44:24.680 to

01:44:25.420 an application

01:44:27.080 process

01:44:27.980 right

01:44:29.040 that's that's

01:44:30.900 what it is

01:44:31.420 it's an

01:44:31.780 application and

01:44:32.800 approval process

01:44:33.700 and even then

01:44:34.700 not even

01:44:36.080 because we're

01:44:37.120 allowing all

01:44:37.720 these migrants

01:44:38.420 in that we're 1.00

01:44:39.240 gonna fucking 0.99

01:44:39.700 give a shit ton 1.00

01:44:40.460 of money to 0.96

01:44:41.000 to get them

01:44:41.580 on their feet

01:44:42.220 and get them

01:44:42.780 started and

01:44:43.380 going

01:44:43.720 and you know

01:44:45.500 let's say

01:44:46.580 bloodlines

01:44:47.260 doesn't matter

01:44:47.860 it's like

01:44:48.280 spitting on

01:44:48.880 our ancestors

01:44:49.360 graves

01:44:49.900 our grandparents

01:44:50.560 graves

01:44:51.020 doesn't matter

01:44:52.220 man

01:44:52.680 doesn't matter

01:44:53.440 anybody can be

01:44:54.040 a canadian

01:44:54.500 now

01:44:54.860 anybody at

01:44:55.920 all

01:44:56.660 you know

01:44:57.020 well if that

01:44:57.740 doesn't start

01:44:58.220 waking up

01:44:58.580 more people

01:44:59.140 but it won't

01:45:01.400 though

01:45:01.620 this is part

01:45:03.980 of the problem

01:45:04.500 right

01:45:04.760 is because

01:45:05.320 everybody's been 0.99

01:45:06.260 so fucking 1.00

01:45:07.040 brainwashed 1.00

01:45:07.660 into this

01:45:08.060 multiculturalism 1.00

01:45:09.120 bullshit 1.00

01:45:09.520 right 1.00

01:45:10.020 like it

01:45:11.980 kind of

01:45:12.620 a lot of

01:45:13.940 people will

01:45:14.380 say that it

01:45:14.900 started with

01:45:15.580 trudeau senior

01:45:16.260 which

01:45:17.000 sort of

01:45:18.520 yes

01:45:19.880 trudeau

01:45:20.420 senior

01:45:20.840 made it

01:45:21.440 a part

01:45:21.900 of the

01:45:22.400 liberal

01:45:22.860 party

01:45:23.420 to be

01:45:24.380 multicultural

01:45:25.220 but it

01:45:27.080 was the

01:45:27.760 dieffenbaker

01:45:28.540 government

01:45:29.040 the progressive

01:45:29.680 conservatives

01:45:30.320 in the

01:45:31.740 early 60s

01:45:32.660 that just

01:45:33.160 kind of

01:45:33.960 removed

01:45:34.920 all of

01:45:35.400 the alleged

01:45:36.080 racist

01:45:36.980 requirements

01:45:38.620 within our

01:45:39.700 immigration system

01:45:40.760 welcome

01:45:41.160 welcome

01:45:41.200 yeah

01:45:43.940 no doubt

01:45:45.920 they're

01:45:46.560 Ronald

01:45:48.460 Reagan

01:45:49.100 rim

01:45:49.880 jobs

01:45:50.400 woo

01:45:51.300 that sounds

01:45:53.120 fun

01:45:53.400 let's do

01:45:53.940 that

01:45:54.360 triple rj 0.86

01:45:55.540 I'm in

01:45:56.100 let's go

01:45:58.440 I'm Ronald

01:45:59.020 Reagan

01:45:59.420 come rim

01:46:00.200 job

01:46:00.540 right

01:46:03.460 that's where

01:46:04.280 I'm at

01:46:04.940 from the

01:46:06.620 government

01:46:06.860 I'm here to

01:46:07.300 give you a

01:46:07.600 rim job 1.00

01:46:08.380 fuck 1.00

01:46:09.420 sakes 1.00

01:46:09.780 you know

01:46:10.280 what

01:46:10.400 I'm actually

01:46:10.820 surprised that

01:46:11.320 didn't happen

01:46:11.820 during COVID

01:46:12.380 but anyway

01:46:13.460 Jesus Christ

01:46:15.380 they were already

01:46:17.500 telling us to use 1.00

01:46:18.420 fucking glory holes 1.00

01:46:19.480 so 1.00

01:46:19.860 you know

01:46:21.320 like that's

01:46:22.040 that's when you

01:46:22.640 knew

01:46:23.080 things had reached

01:46:24.640 peak clown world

01:46:25.960 is when

01:46:26.600 you had a

01:46:27.980 minister of health

01:46:30.140 like

01:46:30.520 could you

01:46:31.540 please use

01:46:32.220 glory holes

01:46:33.120 now

01:46:33.600 right

01:46:34.920 never did I

01:46:38.800 expect

01:46:39.260 government to

01:46:40.120 instruct me

01:46:40.760 to use

01:46:41.120 glory

01:46:41.800 some from our

01:46:43.040 government

01:46:43.360 saying

01:46:43.900 yeah

01:46:44.360 the whole

01:46:45.820 thing was

01:46:46.220 crazy

01:46:46.500 of course

01:46:48.020 it was

01:46:48.440 but that

01:46:48.860 that to

01:46:49.340 me was

01:46:49.880 like

01:46:50.320 that was

01:46:51.560 like the

01:46:51.940 peak

01:46:52.200 crazy

01:46:52.840 is that

01:46:53.880 my government

01:46:54.400 is suggesting

01:46:55.080 that I

01:46:55.580 actually

01:46:56.140 take part

01:46:57.160 in using

01:46:57.680 a glory

01:46:58.320 hole

01:46:58.620 that's

01:47:00.840 interesting

01:47:01.320 that's a

01:47:01.760 very

01:47:01.980 interesting

01:47:02.500 suggestion

01:47:03.180 coming

01:47:05.540 from my

01:47:06.020 government

01:47:06.520 when he

01:47:09.240 counted

01:47:09.600 as death

01:47:10.220 taxes

01:47:10.700 and rim

01:47:11.060 jobs

01:47:11.460 yeah

01:47:12.080 I'm in

01:47:13.560 that sounds

01:47:15.440 like a great

01:47:16.060 existence

01:47:16.500 actually

01:47:17.160 you know

01:47:18.280 I could

01:47:18.600 deal with

01:47:18.980 that

01:47:19.740 death

01:47:20.980 taxes

01:47:21.720 yeah

01:47:22.880 death

01:47:23.260 and taxes

01:47:23.740 wouldn't be

01:47:24.240 so bad

01:47:24.740 so long

01:47:25.180 as there

01:47:25.420 were some

01:47:25.720 rim

01:47:25.920 jobs

01:47:26.360 right

01:47:27.120 exactly

01:47:30.380 before you 0.52

01:47:31.560 die 0.99

01:47:31.940 yay 0.78

01:47:34.440 yeah

01:47:35.140 you just

01:47:35.540 kind of

01:47:35.880 slit

01:47:36.260 in the

01:47:36.740 mask

01:47:37.080 right

01:47:37.340 because

01:47:37.600 that was

01:47:37.960 totally

01:47:38.380 allowed

01:47:38.720 to

01:47:39.060 a slit

01:47:41.920 in the

01:47:42.240 mask

01:47:42.540 I feel

01:47:43.080 like

01:47:43.200 there's

01:47:43.360 a lot

01:47:43.600 happening

01:47:44.000 for you

01:47:44.400 guys

01:47:44.700 that I

01:47:44.980 might not

01:47:45.280 be aware

01:47:45.760 of

01:47:46.000 when you

01:47:46.240 guys

01:47:46.500 are

01:47:46.820 doing

01:47:47.840 these

01:47:48.100 things

01:47:48.580 you just

01:47:49.940 listen

01:47:50.300 here

01:47:51.060 okay

01:47:51.580 anyway

01:47:52.900 I'm just

01:47:53.220 saying

01:47:53.600 I mean

01:47:54.780 I thought

01:47:55.160 about glory

01:47:55.720 holes

01:47:55.980 long before

01:47:56.680 the government

01:47:57.200 told me

01:47:57.720 to use

01:47:58.120 one

01:47:58.420 I'm just

01:47:58.980 saying

01:47:59.260 it

01:47:59.700 it's weird

01:48:00.320 when they

01:48:00.660 told me

01:48:01.220 to use

01:48:01.480 one

01:48:01.700 you guys

01:48:04.620 have

01:48:04.800 problems

01:48:05.480 a glory hole

01:48:08.520 isn't like

01:48:08.960 the hole

01:48:09.300 in the

01:48:09.520 bathroom

01:48:09.860 stall

01:48:10.240 where you

01:48:10.460 never know

01:48:11.520 who's 0.99

01:48:11.760 sucking 1.00

01:48:12.240 your dick 1.00

01:48:12.580 that's 1.00

01:48:16.020 fucking 0.99

01:48:16.340 weird 1.00

01:48:16.740 man

01:48:17.080 is it

01:48:19.480 yes

01:48:20.760 I love

01:48:21.700 that

01:48:21.900 that is

01:48:23.400 weird

01:48:23.780 to him

01:48:24.300 right

01:48:25.400 but

01:48:25.980 he loves

01:48:26.700 to ask

01:48:27.400 if you

01:48:27.700 would 1.00

01:48:27.860 suck 1.00

01:48:28.160 your 1.00

01:48:28.340 own 1.00

01:48:28.620 cock 0.93

01:48:29.080 well

01:48:30.220 I mean

01:48:30.660 I probably

01:48:31.540 would

01:48:31.840 if I could

01:48:32.380 right

01:48:32.820 I wouldn't

01:48:33.980 tell anybody

01:48:34.520 though

01:48:34.860 but having

01:48:35.740 a stranger

01:48:36.600 behind a

01:48:37.420 wall

01:48:37.760 that you've

01:48:38.320 never seen

01:48:39.180 doing it

01:48:39.780 that's

01:48:40.280 weird

01:48:40.600 that's 1.00

01:48:43.080 my dick 1.00

01:48:43.660 yeah 1.00

01:48:44.540 if I

01:48:46.740 could

01:48:46.980 hey

01:48:48.460 what would

01:48:48.800 this be

01:48:49.060 like 1.00

01:48:49.300 fucking 1.00

01:48:49.680 I wouldn't 0.99

01:48:51.860 man

01:48:52.240 just don't 1.00

01:48:53.240 suck your 1.00

01:48:53.540 own dick 1.00

01:48:53.820 if you 1.00

01:48:53.960 can suck 1.00

01:48:54.180 your 1.00

01:48:54.300 own 1.00

01:48:54.440 dick 0.99

01:48:54.620 get

01:48:54.920 somebody

01:48:55.140 else

01:48:55.340 a

01:48:56.380 chick 0.95

01:48:56.560 right

01:48:57.260 you know

01:48:57.740 Jesus

01:48:58.120 but that's

01:48:59.600 what I mean

01:49:00.160 that's what

01:49:01.340 I mean

01:49:01.680 though

01:49:01.880 like

01:49:02.100 just

01:49:03.020 wild

01:49:03.400 is this

01:49:06.280 what you

01:49:06.660 guys

01:49:06.980 glory

01:49:08.420 oh lord

01:49:09.940 I don't even 0.99

01:49:10.760 suck in your 1.00

01:49:11.120 own thumb 1.00

01:49:11.540 it's like 1.00

01:49:11.940 your dick 1.00

01:49:12.400 it's your 1.00

01:49:12.720 dick 1.00

01:49:13.040 I mean 0.97

01:49:14.620 if a girl 0.99

01:49:15.040 could fucking 1.00

01:49:15.560 eat her own 1.00

01:49:16.460 box do you

01:49:17.020 think they

01:49:17.400 would

01:49:17.640 some of

01:49:17.980 them

01:49:18.080 oh my

01:49:18.760 god

01:49:19.120 I'm not

01:49:19.960 answering

01:49:20.820 that

01:49:21.540 what the 0.94

01:49:23.360 hell 0.82

01:49:24.020 I think

01:49:25.160 that means

01:49:25.560 yes

01:49:25.880 I didn't 0.99

01:49:26.740 fucking 0.98

01:49:26.940 bring it 1.00

01:49:27.220 up this

01:49:27.480 time

01:49:27.760 you just 1.00

01:49:28.100 fucking 1.00

01:49:28.380 said 1.00

01:49:28.600 no

01:49:28.920 these are

01:49:31.060 not the

01:49:31.540 conversations

01:49:32.060 we have

01:49:32.700 on birthdays

01:49:33.400 we don't

01:49:34.080 talk about

01:49:34.720 things like

01:49:35.240 that on

01:49:35.840 days

01:49:36.280 where it's

01:49:37.180 nice

01:49:37.400 conversations

01:49:38.000 yeah I

01:49:39.140 don't know

01:49:39.360 if I could

01:49:39.780 do it

01:49:40.260 I don't

01:49:40.860 think I

01:49:41.360 would I

01:49:41.720 could probably 1.00

01:49:42.280 suck my 1.00

01:49:42.860 toe right 0.99

01:49:43.420 now but I

01:49:44.200 still wouldn't

01:49:44.740 do it

01:49:45.060 yeah right

01:49:45.580 right so

01:49:47.800 you know

01:49:48.840 I mean

01:49:49.300 since it's

01:49:50.700 already been

01:49:51.160 brought up

01:49:51.760 I'm just

01:49:52.100 gonna say

01:49:52.620 it

01:49:53.020 it just

01:49:55.680 would not

01:49:56.180 be it's

01:49:57.060 just not

01:49:57.400 possible because

01:49:58.220 I know that

01:49:58.760 like once

01:49:59.280 once start

01:50:00.100 right like

01:50:00.940 you know the

01:50:02.440 finish is coming

01:50:03.240 and you're not

01:50:03.900 gonna

01:50:04.060 you're not

01:50:06.400 gonna want to

01:50:06.880 do that so

01:50:07.420 just don't

01:50:07.880 even start

01:50:08.480 right that's

01:50:10.900 the answer

01:50:11.380 just don't

01:50:12.800 don't don't

01:50:14.400 try and

01:50:14.900 Marilyn

01:50:15.200 Manson

01:50:15.640 yourself

01:50:16.160 all right

01:50:16.960 let's just

01:50:17.880 go there

01:50:18.440 I don't

01:50:18.960 want to

01:50:19.160 find out

01:50:19.500 if I'm

01:50:19.700 a spitter

01:50:20.060 or a

01:50:20.300 swallower

01:50:20.780 gross

01:50:22.280 all right

01:50:25.020 oh that's

01:50:27.800 awful

01:50:28.160 it's amazing

01:50:33.680 my birthday

01:50:35.940 dance

01:50:36.660 what's my

01:50:37.480 birthday

01:50:37.820 dance

01:50:38.440 pray tell

01:50:43.620 what I

01:50:44.540 I want to

01:50:45.040 know what

01:50:45.340 my birthday

01:50:45.800 dance is

01:50:46.300 yeah that's

01:50:46.700 a good

01:50:46.880 question

01:50:47.320 let's go

01:50:47.860 green thumbs

01:50:48.500 come on

01:50:49.400 let's get

01:50:50.140 it out now

01:50:51.260 there's a

01:50:51.660 there I

01:50:52.580 could but

01:50:53.440 I feel like

01:50:54.120 what are we

01:50:54.780 what dance

01:50:55.580 are we expecting

01:50:56.340 and where

01:50:57.960 are 0.97

01:50:58.760 hairy nipples 0.99

01:51:03.100 on fake 1.00

01:51:03.660 what do you

01:51:04.040 mean

01:51:04.260 I don't have 0.99

01:51:05.360 hairy nipples 0.99

01:51:05.760 do you guys 0.99

01:51:06.160 have hairy 0.99

01:51:06.500 nipple 0.94

01:51:06.740 you probably 0.93

01:51:07.200 might

01:51:07.660 it's possible

01:51:10.940 I'll see you

01:51:11.460 I'm not

01:51:13.060 showing my 0.98

01:51:13.680 nipples 1.00

01:51:13.900 if that's

01:51:14.300 what we're

01:51:14.460 trying to

01:51:14.820 do

01:51:15.000 no

01:51:15.400 that's

01:51:16.060 funny

01:51:16.380 very very

01:51:17.660 hairy 0.98

01:51:17.900 nipples 0.99

01:51:18.300 oh yeah

01:51:19.520 right I

01:51:19.980 forgot I

01:51:20.500 had chicken

01:51:20.920 wings

01:51:21.320 you have

01:51:24.040 chicken wings

01:51:25.040 like where

01:51:28.280 cooked ready

01:51:29.100 ordered yeah

01:51:29.980 I ordered

01:51:30.600 pizza and

01:51:31.180 wings

01:51:31.600 came just

01:51:33.100 before we

01:51:33.660 went live

01:51:34.260 so I

01:51:35.260 ate some

01:51:35.820 pizza

01:51:36.260 you piece 1.00

01:51:39.040 of shit 1.00

01:51:39.400 that's 1.00

01:51:39.680 literally

01:51:40.300 what I'm

01:51:40.760 looking at

01:51:41.240 right now

01:51:41.680 is pizza

01:51:42.160 yeah but I

01:51:43.460 had good

01:51:45.760 pizza though

01:51:46.500 you're gonna

01:51:46.940 get like

01:51:47.420 some sort of 1.00

01:51:48.060 bullshit 1.00

01:51:49.980 fucking 1.00

01:51:50.960 grossness 1.00

01:51:52.540 what are you

01:51:54.140 talking about

01:51:54.540 how am I 0.98

01:51:55.220 getting bullshit 0.99

01:51:55.800 grossness 0.99

01:51:56.420 you're probably

01:51:57.180 gonna get

01:51:57.600 dominoes or 1.00

01:51:58.360 something stupid 1.00

01:51:58.980 aren't you 1.00

01:51:59.420 I am gonna

01:52:00.780 get dominoes

01:52:01.400 I'm gonna get

01:52:01.900 thin crust

01:52:03.120 why is that

01:52:04.860 disgusting

01:52:05.260 it's all 1.00

01:52:05.620 white kids 0.79

01:52:06.260 is it

01:52:08.060 yes and

01:52:09.260 it's a

01:52:09.520 Russian white

01:52:10.160 lady

01:52:10.440 is it

01:52:10.860 because like

01:52:11.280 I know

01:52:11.800 like our

01:52:12.340 dominoes here

01:52:13.100 is like one

01:52:13.800 white dude

01:52:14.320 no it's

01:52:15.220 white

01:52:15.380 oh listen

01:52:16.680 do you really

01:52:18.600 think that I'm

01:52:19.220 gonna

01:52:19.420 I'm not gonna

01:52:21.560 let any

01:52:22.360 touch my

01:52:23.880 food

01:52:24.140 they're white

01:52:24.700 that's why

01:52:26.580 I go to

01:52:27.480 mcdonald's here

01:52:28.180 and not the

01:52:28.640 mcdonald's on

01:52:29.700 where they

01:52:31.440 have the good

01:52:32.200 things

01:52:33.080 if I want

01:52:33.940 french fries

01:52:34.580 I think he

01:52:35.840 scared green

01:52:36.480 thumbs away

01:52:37.560 because you

01:52:39.020 said you

01:52:39.400 have fuzzy 1.00

01:52:39.900 nipples 0.99

01:52:40.340 no

01:52:42.000 he hasn't

01:52:44.180 explained what

01:52:44.800 the dance

01:52:45.240 is

01:52:45.600 oh it's

01:52:47.180 the birthday

01:52:47.440 dance in my

01:52:49.320 birthday suit

01:52:49.940 that's why

01:52:50.500 I mean

01:52:50.760 well that's

01:52:51.420 what Ben's

01:52:52.020 saying

01:52:52.360 right

01:52:54.120 tags do you

01:52:56.160 really think

01:52:57.360 that I have 0.99

01:52:58.020 hairy nipples 0.98

01:52:58.820 I think so 0.99

01:52:59.480 or do you

01:53:00.160 just want me

01:53:01.120 to show my 0.99

01:53:01.760 boobs 0.97

01:53:02.200 no I think

01:53:04.340 he really

01:53:04.700 believes it

01:53:05.380 that's it's

01:53:07.740 he's working

01:53:08.300 on a theory 0.98

01:53:08.820 my boobs 0.87

01:53:09.700 he's been 0.99

01:53:10.340 no no he's

01:53:11.540 been working

01:53:11.920 on a theory

01:53:12.500 that he shared

01:53:13.260 with me

01:53:13.820 okay and I

01:53:15.460 I actually think

01:53:16.420 that there's

01:53:16.760 something to it

01:53:17.440 and that is

01:53:18.340 that you are

01:53:18.900 a female 0.98

01:53:19.340 sasquatch

01:53:20.080 excuse me

01:53:21.860 pardon

01:53:22.140 yeah no

01:53:23.020 hey you can't

01:53:23.720 blame me

01:53:24.040 he started

01:53:24.900 the theory

01:53:25.460 um

01:53:26.500 I just

01:53:27.180 I think

01:53:28.400 that maybe

01:53:28.800 you're gonna

01:53:30.420 you're gonna

01:53:31.280 have to

01:53:31.720 you're gonna

01:53:32.120 have to

01:53:32.540 disprove

01:53:33.400 um

01:53:35.160 whatever that

01:53:36.060 is but

01:53:36.580 yeah there

01:53:37.280 you go

01:53:37.600 video or

01:53:38.360 it's hairy 0.99

01:53:38.760 nipples 0.99

01:53:39.100 um

01:53:40.160 oh no we're

01:53:41.000 good I don't

01:53:41.580 have to prove

01:53:42.220 or disprove

01:53:43.080 anything

01:53:43.580 no

01:53:43.860 and uh

01:53:45.440 Sarah's a 0.93

01:53:46.020 lady sasquatch 0.76

01:53:46.760 not a lady 0.98

01:53:48.400 sasquatch

01:53:48.740 I am like a 1.00

01:53:49.620 fucking dolphin 1.00

01:53:50.080 that's the theory 1.00

01:53:50.820 lady sasquatch 0.76

01:53:52.700 dolphin

01:53:53.540 from 1980

01:53:55.820 right even

01:53:57.240 Michelle agrees

01:53:58.140 no

01:53:59.520 no

01:54:00.360 yeah definitely

01:54:01.300 no I'm a

01:54:02.120 1980s dolphin

01:54:03.160 100%

01:54:03.700 if a 1980s dolphin

01:54:08.100 is a female 0.99

01:54:08.740 sasquatch

01:54:09.320 I know it's

01:54:11.000 it's actually

01:54:11.560 kind of fun to

01:54:12.200 bug you this

01:54:12.760 way

01:54:13.160 Michelle's got 0.78

01:54:14.680 bacon in the

01:54:15.160 oven right now

01:54:15.720 so I'm

01:54:16.100 gonna do

01:54:16.520 bacon

01:54:17.920 bacon

01:54:19.160 you know

01:54:20.780 what Michelle

01:54:21.240 I just don't

01:54:21.940 want to cook

01:54:22.420 anything and

01:54:23.380 I have like

01:54:24.420 45

01:54:25.820 ish minutes

01:54:28.280 before I have

01:54:29.080 to go and

01:54:29.900 I feel like I'm

01:54:30.640 probably gonna

01:54:31.320 drink the rest

01:54:31.900 of this wine

01:54:32.520 uh-huh

01:54:33.520 so I should

01:54:34.320 probably eat a

01:54:35.180 piece of

01:54:35.520 you going out

01:54:37.880 for your birthday

01:54:38.380 uh

01:54:39.840 probably out

01:54:42.380 cold after she's

01:54:43.340 done that wine

01:54:44.040 yeah

01:54:45.260 relax

01:54:46.720 I'm not driving

01:54:48.980 anywhere

01:54:49.340 I have

01:54:50.140 uh

01:54:51.320 because I smoked

01:54:52.140 that I smoked

01:54:53.520 that joint

01:54:53.900 and that's why I'm

01:54:54.480 saying like I was

01:54:55.040 like oh that I

01:54:56.120 mean legitimately

01:54:56.940 I could have 0.87

01:54:58.280 fucked it up 0.98

01:54:58.760 but you know 0.95

01:54:59.500 what I don't feel

01:55:00.480 like I did last

01:55:01.480 time where I was

01:55:02.120 like oh it 0.72

01:55:02.940 fucked me up 0.97

01:55:03.580 this time I'm 0.94

01:55:04.160 like yes

01:55:05.540 okay I feel

01:55:08.420 like that one

01:55:08.940 it gave me

01:55:09.420 energy this time

01:55:10.440 so yeah

01:55:11.160 I get like that

01:55:12.000 a lot when I

01:55:12.600 smoke weed

01:55:13.140 it's about your

01:55:14.240 business ativa

01:55:15.140 whatever

01:55:15.940 some of the

01:55:19.340 heavy indigas 1.00

01:55:20.240 they definitely

01:55:21.700 they'll definitely 0.99

01:55:23.360 fuck me up 0.99

01:55:24.080 but yeah 1.00

01:55:25.280 no I

01:55:25.920 this one is

01:55:28.380 I'm

01:55:28.860 I'm

01:55:29.260 confident with

01:55:30.920 this tonight

01:55:31.420 that it's going

01:55:31.900 to be a good

01:55:32.660 that's a nice

01:55:34.000 person

01:55:34.300 yeah

01:55:35.320 yeah

01:55:35.900 it'll be a good

01:55:36.420 solid

01:55:36.960 high for a

01:55:40.100 little bit

01:55:40.640 probably

01:55:42.300 going to eat

01:55:43.200 an edible

01:55:43.780 in about

01:55:45.940 an hour

01:55:47.260 okay

01:55:48.080 and then

01:55:49.300 yay

01:55:50.000 fun times

01:55:50.640 so yeah

01:55:51.420 hooray

01:55:52.540 um

01:55:53.780 Michelle

01:55:54.160 thank you

01:55:54.840 so much

01:55:55.340 again

01:55:55.580 I said

01:55:55.940 thank you

01:55:56.240 to Chris

01:55:56.580 but I

01:55:56.860 haven't said

01:55:57.240 thank you

01:55:57.540 to you

01:55:58.060 yet

01:55:58.340 I had such

01:55:59.100 a great

01:55:59.320 time on

01:55:59.680 Saturday

01:56:00.020 oh thank

01:56:00.660 you

01:56:00.800 for coming

01:56:01.280 and all

01:56:01.660 the yummy

01:56:02.000 food

01:56:02.380 and Rice

01:56:03.120 Krispie

01:56:03.440 squares

01:56:03.840 with

01:56:04.300 uh

01:56:04.700 fruity

01:56:05.760 pebbles

01:56:06.160 no

01:56:06.400 what

01:56:06.840 yeah

01:56:07.640 they had

01:56:08.240 fruity

01:56:09.580 pebbles

01:56:09.920 and

01:56:10.460 yes

01:56:11.020 two different

01:56:12.700 ones

01:56:13.020 just so that

01:56:13.720 all the dudes

01:56:14.260 could be like 0.96

01:56:14.900 I'm silly 1.00

01:56:15.420 faggot 1.00

01:56:15.800 dicks are for 1.00

01:56:16.400 Chuck

01:56:16.800 yeah

01:56:18.100 because they're

01:56:18.720 tricks

01:56:19.180 and that's

01:56:20.260 the thing

01:56:20.720 from

01:56:21.040 well I think

01:56:21.500 it was like

01:56:21.860 early 2000s

01:56:22.900 when that shirt

01:56:23.500 came out

01:56:24.080 what was that

01:56:25.660 from

01:56:25.900 was that from

01:56:26.300 like Saturday

01:56:26.740 Night Live

01:56:27.160 or something

01:56:27.600 it was like 1.00

01:56:28.460 silly faggot 1.00

01:56:29.160 dicks are for 1.00

01:56:29.740 chicks

01:56:30.100 with the

01:56:30.480 tricks

01:56:30.740 anyway yeah

01:56:35.180 so the

01:56:35.740 tricks

01:56:36.000 but you

01:56:36.380 know what

01:56:36.700 I there's

01:56:37.760 I have a

01:56:38.240 couple of

01:56:38.720 secrets to

01:56:39.540 making my

01:56:40.000 Rice Krispie

01:56:40.520 squares

01:56:41.220 the one

01:56:41.940 is I

01:56:42.300 I brown

01:56:43.280 the butter

01:56:43.640 first so it

01:56:44.320 gives it that

01:56:44.820 that kind

01:56:45.540 of nutty

01:56:46.140 nutty flavor

01:56:47.340 and then I

01:56:47.940 put a little

01:56:48.440 bit of almond

01:56:49.060 extract in

01:56:49.920 because almond

01:56:52.560 extract and

01:56:53.220 sugar

01:56:53.700 tastes like

01:56:54.920 marzipan

01:56:56.260 and I

01:56:57.060 like marzipan

01:56:58.000 and it

01:57:00.160 tends to

01:57:00.800 cut the

01:57:01.880 there's no

01:57:04.000 sugar in

01:57:05.060 Rice Krispies

01:57:06.520 or

01:57:07.160 Fruity Pebbles

01:57:09.320 but there

01:57:10.140 is in

01:57:10.520 tricks so

01:57:11.540 anyway whatever

01:57:13.220 there's a weird

01:57:13.880 combination of

01:57:14.680 that that makes

01:57:15.200 it work so

01:57:15.920 I'm glad

01:57:16.740 everybody liked

01:57:17.400 them 0.60

01:57:17.620 weirdos 0.93

01:57:18.220 weirdos 0.87

01:57:19.940 I thought

01:57:22.480 they were

01:57:22.780 terrible

01:57:23.220 you did

01:57:24.760 not

01:57:25.140 I saw

01:57:27.940 them

01:57:28.080 I didn't

01:57:28.320 eat one

01:57:28.620 I can't

01:57:29.340 eat one

01:57:29.720 for breakfast

01:57:31.300 I love

01:57:32.700 having sweets

01:57:33.340 for breakfast

01:57:33.860 in my head

01:57:34.420 I go I

01:57:34.760 got all day

01:57:35.220 to work

01:57:35.520 it off

01:57:35.900 yeah

01:57:38.360 I was

01:57:40.720 going to

01:57:40.960 make infused

01:57:41.620 ones but

01:57:42.260 I didn't

01:57:42.840 I made

01:57:43.220 two batches

01:57:44.220 of just

01:57:44.660 regular ones

01:57:45.580 because there's

01:57:46.540 kids there

01:57:47.120 usually at

01:57:48.240 the party

01:57:49.040 use it

01:57:49.400 freestone

01:57:49.920 I try

01:57:51.660 to not

01:57:52.000 put weed

01:57:52.600 in the

01:57:52.960 stuff

01:57:53.260 no

01:57:54.440 because how

01:57:55.300 do you

01:57:55.500 tell the

01:57:55.900 kids you

01:57:56.280 can't have

01:57:57.060 it

01:57:57.240 that's it

01:57:58.640 you're all

01:57:59.700 eating these

01:58:00.140 great rice

01:58:00.680 krispies

01:58:01.200 and they're

01:58:01.820 like

01:58:02.020 yeah that

01:58:04.140 and like

01:58:05.000 how mean

01:58:05.680 is that

01:58:06.040 just to be

01:58:06.560 like yeah

01:58:07.860 everything has

01:58:08.620 weed in it

01:58:09.380 so sorry

01:58:10.880 you don't make

01:58:12.580 better cookies 1.00

01:58:13.120 suck my dick 1.00

01:58:14.740 they're gonna 1.00

01:58:15.400 learn at some

01:58:16.060 point

01:58:16.700 I'm gonna

01:58:20.160 show Taz my 0.98

01:58:20.760 Reese's balls 0.98

01:58:21.440 I'm gonna get 0.99

01:58:22.400 my Reese's balls

01:58:23.180 Taz will love

01:58:24.000 those I'm gonna

01:58:24.780 show you guys 0.96

01:58:25.320 my Reese's balls 0.98

01:58:25.760 oh did you

01:58:26.140 take them home

01:58:26.740 no I made

01:58:28.380 like because I

01:58:29.240 made my own

01:58:29.880 healthy ones

01:58:30.780 oh and I

01:58:32.300 forgot to bring

01:58:33.040 them on

01:58:33.900 Saturday so I

01:58:36.060 saved them for

01:58:36.920 today so that I

01:58:38.100 didn't get a cake

01:58:39.100 that I wanted

01:58:39.780 because I want

01:58:41.560 a cake

01:58:41.900 oh I know 0.99

01:58:42.540 I fucking 0.98

01:58:43.560 forgot man 0.99

01:58:44.360 I forgot to

01:58:44.640 tell her because

01:58:46.020 I was supposed

01:58:46.360 to go down

01:58:46.680 there with her

01:58:47.140 and I forgot

01:58:47.480 to tell her

01:58:47.880 before she

01:58:48.280 left 0.99

01:58:48.540 fuck's sake 0.97

01:58:49.320 that's okay 0.99

01:58:49.820 I'm gonna get 0.99

01:58:51.100 my balls 0.99

01:58:51.500 I'll put a candle 0.99

01:58:51.760 or two in it

01:58:52.400 man and everything 0.98

01:58:53.040 fuck's sake 0.99

01:58:53.760 I forgot 0.99

01:58:54.140 I'll put a candle

01:58:55.500 in a ball

01:58:56.000 I'm just kidding

01:58:58.360 I'm not gonna

01:58:58.820 do a candle

01:58:59.240 for myself

01:58:59.560 but I'll be

01:58:59.960 right back

01:59:00.280 I'm gonna get 0.99

01:59:00.640 my balls 0.99

01:59:01.000 and I'll show 1.00

01:59:01.300 it to her

01:59:01.560 I'll be right

01:59:01.920 back

01:59:02.060 okay

01:59:02.360 if you get

01:59:04.460 the bad version

01:59:05.080 yeah I was

01:59:05.680 supposed to go

01:59:06.020 down in the

01:59:06.460 mall with you

01:59:07.000 and plans changed

01:59:08.140 so I was gonna

01:59:08.840 go look for one

01:59:09.880 when I was down

01:59:10.320 there

01:59:10.900 it's about time

01:59:16.180 no

01:59:17.460 he's just

01:59:19.120 wigging out

01:59:19.720 man

01:59:19.920 the cat's 0.98

01:59:20.400 retarded 1.00

01:59:20.700 he doesn't

01:59:22.080 like the

01:59:22.400 weather of the

01:59:22.840 cat

01:59:23.140 most cats 0.98

01:59:25.020 are retarded 1.00

01:59:25.800 yeah 1.00

01:59:26.800 like I said

01:59:27.520 I've already

01:59:28.220 tested my cats 0.87

01:59:29.300 they are retarded 1.00

01:59:30.220 that's a hundred 1.00

01:59:30.820 oh the wall

01:59:31.300 test

01:59:31.640 yeah I forgot

01:59:32.260 about that

01:59:32.700 I gotta try

01:59:33.220 they're confirmed

01:59:34.100 yeah

01:59:35.300 what do you mean

01:59:35.960 you pick the cat

01:59:38.060 up right

01:59:38.620 so that like

01:59:39.600 the arms

01:59:40.360 right

01:59:41.120 it's facing

01:59:42.240 the wall

01:59:42.840 right

01:59:43.540 and you

01:59:44.260 you walk

01:59:44.980 towards the

01:59:45.620 wall

01:59:45.900 and if the

01:59:46.980 cat

01:59:47.280 actually like

01:59:48.860 pushes on

01:59:50.680 the wall

01:59:51.180 and doesn't

01:59:52.260 try like

01:59:52.900 tries to stop

01:59:53.720 you from

01:59:54.140 making it

01:59:54.580 go closer

01:59:55.140 then you have

01:59:56.160 an intelligent

01:59:56.760 kitty

01:59:57.220 right

01:59:57.900 if your cat

01:59:58.360 does not

01:59:58.940 do this

01:59:59.680 and just

02:00:00.340 allows you

02:00:01.020 to push it

02:00:01.600 into the

02:00:01.940 wall

02:00:02.260 your cat

02:00:04.180 is an 1.00

02:00:04.520 idiot 1.00

02:00:04.780 turns out 1.00

02:00:06.060 I am

02:00:06.920 two for

02:00:07.360 two

02:00:07.640 on 1.00

02:00:08.300 idiot 1.00

02:00:08.680 cats 1.00

02:00:09.260 they just

02:00:11.400 looked at

02:00:11.720 me like

02:00:12.060 I was 1.00

02:00:12.440 stupid 0.99

02:00:12.920 well I'm 1.00

02:00:16.820 gonna have

02:00:17.080 to try

02:00:17.380 that

02:00:17.600 but not

02:00:17.920 right now

02:00:18.580 yeah no

02:00:19.300 my cats 1.00

02:00:19.780 are dumb 1.00

02:00:20.220 they're 1.00

02:00:21.180 super 1.00

02:00:21.600 dumb 1.00

02:00:21.900 I'm pretty 1.00

02:00:24.540 sure he'll

02:00:25.000 hit the 0.92

02:00:25.300 wall head 0.99

02:00:25.780 first man

02:00:26.360 like

02:00:27.480 well he'll

02:00:28.100 be squirming

02:00:28.700 when we

02:00:29.080 pick him

02:00:29.400 up that

02:00:29.780 way

02:00:30.040 I mean

02:00:30.900 I probably

02:00:31.440 could if I

02:00:32.060 get the 1.00

02:00:32.320 fucking laser 1.00

02:00:32.880 pointer out 0.99

02:00:33.500 if I got

02:00:33.940 the laser

02:00:34.320 pointer out

02:00:34.840 I can make

02:00:35.280 them run 1.00

02:00:35.640 into shit 1.00

02:00:36.160 I bet 1.00

02:00:36.540 yeah he

02:00:40.400 doesn't

02:00:40.640 really

02:00:40.920 doesn't get

02:00:41.940 into it

02:00:43.200 my cats

02:00:45.260 love it

02:00:45.860 like

02:00:46.320 cooter

02:00:46.680 cooter's

02:00:47.280 the weirdest

02:00:47.780 one with

02:00:48.380 it because

02:00:48.900 like you

02:00:49.400 can stop

02:00:49.980 using it

02:00:50.540 and she's

02:00:51.000 still looking

02:00:51.420 for it

02:00:51.820 20 minutes

02:00:52.360 later

02:00:52.680 yeah he's

02:00:54.320 good for

02:00:54.580 about a

02:00:54.880 minute or

02:00:55.240 two couple 0.76

02:00:55.580 minutes and

02:00:56.080 he's like

02:00:56.340 he just

02:00:56.580 loses

02:00:56.820 interest

02:00:57.140 like ah 1.00

02:00:57.600 fuck this 1.00

02:00:57.960 is stupid 1.00

02:00:58.340 you can't 1.00

02:00:58.720 catch it

02:00:59.060 right

02:00:59.280 yeah

02:01:00.600 if there's

02:01:01.160 no blood

02:01:01.620 you can't

02:01:02.100 catch it

02:01:02.580 pretty much

02:01:04.420 yeah I

02:01:05.040 don't know

02:01:05.280 cooter loves 1.00

02:01:05.820 the fucking 1.00

02:01:06.200 thing she's 1.00

02:01:06.780 retarded for 1.00

02:01:07.480 it she'll 0.61

02:01:08.580 come in like 0.79

02:01:09.240 I think she's

02:01:10.100 actually figured

02:01:10.720 out that it's

02:01:11.560 me that uses

02:01:12.220 it right like

02:01:13.820 she now

02:01:14.240 understands that

02:01:16.260 if I grab 1.00

02:01:17.140 the fucking 1.00

02:01:17.700 laser pointer 1.00

02:01:18.560 and she sees

02:01:19.560 it in my

02:01:20.000 hand she

02:01:20.840 now knows

02:01:21.880 that that's

02:01:22.500 the laser

02:01:23.000 pointer and

02:01:24.180 as soon as

02:01:24.820 it's in my

02:01:25.340 hand she

02:01:25.800 stares at

02:01:26.400 the floor

02:01:26.820 just waiting

02:01:27.580 for me to

02:01:28.080 turn it

02:01:28.420 on

02:01:28.680 because she

02:01:31.240 is tired

02:01:31.860 she's 1.00

02:01:35.280 fucking 1.00

02:01:35.640 she's 1.00

02:01:37.840 something

02:01:38.300 okay they

02:01:39.420 don't look

02:01:39.780 pretty and

02:01:40.400 we're not

02:01:40.840 they're not

02:01:41.180 supposed to

02:01:41.540 look pretty

02:01:41.900 they're healthy

02:01:42.920 they're made

02:01:43.400 with peanut

02:01:43.720 butter powder

02:01:44.360 homemade

02:01:45.500 applesauce

02:01:46.500 honey from

02:01:49.800 my friend

02:01:52.160 please

02:01:53.240 darker

02:01:54.480 chocolate

02:01:55.100 like 90%

02:01:56.720 cacao

02:01:57.380 cacao

02:01:59.540 more than

02:02:01.040 that

02:02:01.520 it's

02:02:02.520 from my

02:02:02.980 parents

02:02:03.840 farm

02:02:04.620 we have

02:02:05.180 a

02:02:05.340 cacao

02:02:05.940 farm

02:02:06.380 in the

02:02:06.660 dominican

02:02:07.200 you're a 1.00

02:02:07.920 fucking 1.00

02:02:08.260 cacao 1.00

02:02:08.800 farm

02:02:09.280 and coconut

02:02:10.080 oil

02:02:10.680 and then

02:02:11.980 hemp

02:02:13.760 seeds

02:02:14.480 but this

02:02:14.960 is what

02:02:15.200 they look

02:02:15.640 like

02:02:15.920 that's

02:02:16.800 really

02:02:17.060 good

02:02:17.620 they literally

02:02:20.080 taste like

02:02:20.740 sarah's 0.99

02:02:21.240 balls 1.00

02:02:21.620 but look

02:02:22.060 when you

02:02:23.460 like

02:02:23.740 look

02:02:24.360 so

02:02:26.900 they have

02:02:29.220 like literally

02:02:29.900 yeah

02:02:30.820 like the

02:02:31.600 outside

02:02:31.940 oh you got

02:02:33.480 the hemp seeds

02:02:34.040 in there

02:02:34.620 I still don't

02:02:36.020 believe

02:02:36.580 hemp seeds

02:02:37.620 what

02:02:37.860 yeah I think

02:02:39.740 so

02:02:40.080 I think

02:02:41.640 so

02:02:41.940 oh totally

02:02:42.940 100%

02:02:45.680 do you not

02:02:46.320 see the shoes

02:02:47.280 behind me

02:02:47.900 they were made

02:02:48.880 by nimble

02:02:49.520 finger children

02:02:50.380 and they're made

02:02:51.640 from baby 1.00

02:02:52.160 fucking cows 1.00

02:02:53.280 do you see 1.00

02:02:53.900 those

02:02:54.340 red bottom

02:02:55.460 shoes

02:02:55.980 nimble

02:02:56.920 finger children

02:02:57.880 under the age

02:02:58.640 of 10

02:02:59.080 from baby

02:03:00.460 cows

02:03:01.020 those are

02:03:01.900 calf

02:03:02.500 leather

02:03:03.360 speaking of

02:03:04.020 speaking of

02:03:04.640 child labor

02:03:05.340 I made

02:03:06.780 more

02:03:07.180 shoes

02:03:07.560 than I

02:03:08.000 did

02:03:08.140 for the

02:03:08.480 down

02:03:08.680 payment

02:03:08.920 on my

02:03:09.140 first

02:03:09.380 house

02:03:09.620 yeah

02:03:09.980 I actually

02:03:10.980 think that

02:03:11.700 we should

02:03:12.520 be supporting

02:03:13.260 the places

02:03:13.840 that use

02:03:14.460 children for

02:03:15.200 their workforce

02:03:15.920 more often

02:03:17.180 because of the

02:03:18.060 fact that it

02:03:18.900 actually teaches

02:03:19.840 children work

02:03:21.040 ethic

02:03:21.480 yeah

02:03:22.820 we need to

02:03:23.460 right

02:03:27.200 and besides

02:03:27.960 in countries

02:03:28.880 like China 0.66

02:03:29.600 let's face it

02:03:30.600 we know what

02:03:31.260 they're doing

02:03:31.680 right

02:03:32.180 they throw you

02:03:33.300 in school

02:03:33.860 and if you

02:03:35.060 are like 1.00

02:03:36.000 fucking stupid 1.00

02:03:37.200 and can't 1.00

02:03:37.860 pass shit 0.99

02:03:38.480 well 1.00

02:03:39.120 you're gonna

02:03:41.080 be making

02:03:41.500 wallets

02:03:42.040 and shoes

02:03:42.600 and digging

02:03:43.200 holes

02:03:43.820 and if you

02:03:45.600 do have

02:03:46.100 the intelligence

02:03:46.780 they just

02:03:47.360 let you

02:03:47.680 keep going

02:03:48.120 through school

02:03:48.700 can't argue

02:03:52.300 with that

02:03:52.820 like what

02:03:55.980 the

02:03:56.180 yeah I

02:03:56.940 don't know

02:03:57.380 honestly

02:03:58.560 the outside

02:03:59.340 like the

02:04:00.360 I still

02:04:01.100 see the 1.00

02:04:01.700 fucking 0.99

02:04:02.060 the delicious 1.00

02:04:04.000 coating

02:04:04.700 on the

02:04:05.140 outside

02:04:05.580 I know

02:04:05.920 it looks

02:04:06.160 good

02:04:06.420 I highly

02:04:07.780 doubt

02:04:08.080 that those

02:04:08.460 are anywhere

02:04:08.860 near as

02:04:09.440 good though

02:04:10.100 there's no way

02:04:11.820 why do you

02:04:12.240 highly doubt

02:04:12.960 that because

02:04:13.380 it's never

02:04:13.840 fine sugars

02:04:14.640 and gross

02:04:15.200 palms

02:04:15.560 exactly

02:04:16.000 you switched

02:04:16.640 out all

02:04:17.080 the good

02:04:17.420 stuff

02:04:17.900 for 1.00

02:04:19.280 fuck off 1.00

02:04:20.120 I made 1.00

02:04:20.560 applesauce

02:04:21.700 from apples

02:04:23.080 from down

02:04:23.560 the street

02:04:24.040 yeah

02:04:25.220 what does

02:04:25.960 applesauce have

02:04:26.800 to do with

02:04:27.160 it

02:04:27.720 why would

02:04:31.260 you put

02:04:31.620 why would

02:04:32.100 there be

02:04:32.400 applesauce

02:04:33.180 in there

02:04:33.520 what does

02:04:33.800 that have

02:04:34.140 to do

02:04:34.360 with

02:04:34.560 peanut butter

02:04:35.000 powder

02:04:35.500 okay

02:04:36.640 and then

02:04:36.980 honey

02:04:37.460 and ham

02:04:39.000 to make

02:04:39.640 those a little

02:04:40.000 bit crunchy

02:04:40.480 oh my

02:04:41.360 and on the

02:04:43.180 outside it's

02:04:43.720 dark chocolate

02:04:44.180 and coconut

02:04:44.660 oil

02:04:45.020 and it

02:04:45.720 legitimately

02:04:46.100 tastes like 1.00

02:04:46.640 the fucking 0.99

02:04:47.080 yeah 1.00

02:04:48.160 I'll stick

02:04:48.800 to that

02:04:49.420 what's that

02:04:51.420 thing when

02:04:51.700 you go to

02:04:52.000 Dairy Queen

02:04:52.420 and you get

02:04:53.500 the cone

02:04:53.900 and the dip

02:04:54.540 I like that

02:04:55.080 I like that

02:04:55.700 Chris is like

02:04:56.320 I'm gonna

02:04:56.760 have one now

02:04:57.640 as he's

02:04:58.220 going to

02:04:58.600 get the

02:04:58.880 one I'm

02:04:59.360 talking

02:04:59.740 about

02:05:00.200 no I'm

02:05:05.200 not gonna

02:05:05.480 listen

02:05:05.840 you know

02:05:06.300 I'm not

02:05:06.560 gonna listen

02:05:06.900 now I got

02:05:09.460 chocolate all

02:05:10.020 over myself

02:05:10.620 there's gonna

02:05:12.980 be no

02:05:13.340 listening 1.00

02:05:13.800 oh shit 1.00

02:05:15.540 see you've 1.00

02:05:16.040 got bacon

02:05:16.460 and if I

02:05:16.940 had that

02:05:17.340 I would

02:05:17.620 get that

02:05:18.000 I'm gonna

02:05:18.960 have a piece

02:05:19.340 of this

02:05:19.680 I'm gonna

02:05:19.920 have a chocolate

02:05:20.320 covered peanut

02:05:20.820 butter ball

02:05:21.360 yes

02:05:22.560 listen I

02:05:27.280 I can't

02:05:27.580 have any

02:05:27.980 of the

02:05:28.220 things

02:05:28.480 right now

02:05:28.860 so this

02:05:29.240 is my

02:05:29.560 alternative

02:05:29.960 to going

02:05:30.440 and getting

02:05:30.780 a cake

02:05:31.180 that I

02:05:31.420 know

02:05:31.560 would make

02:05:31.920 me so

02:05:32.320 sick

02:05:32.780 I'm just 0.87

02:05:35.020 pretending

02:05:35.460 that this

02:05:35.820 tastes like

02:05:36.900 the other

02:05:37.200 ones

02:05:37.440 but it

02:05:39.060 does

02:05:39.460 it does

02:05:41.860 give your 0.99

02:05:43.800 balls 1.00

02:05:44.120 a tuck

02:05:44.520 you

02:05:44.660 tent 1.00

02:05:44.940 fucker 1.00

02:05:45.300 there 1.00

02:05:47.340 I can

02:05:48.120 still

02:05:48.360 use it

02:05:48.640 give your 0.99

02:05:48.800 balls 1.00

02:05:49.100 a tuck

02:05:49.460 you

02:05:49.600 tent 1.00

02:05:49.820 fucker 1.00

02:05:50.340 there we 1.00

02:05:51.880 go

02:05:52.260 all right 1.00

02:05:56.820 well fuck 1.00

02:05:57.220 this I'm 1.00

02:05:57.680 having a

02:05:58.000 chicken wing

02:05:58.500 then

02:05:59.080 well sorry

02:06:00.380 I didn't even

02:06:02.800 get to give

02:06:03.280 you any

02:06:03.700 food

02:06:04.240 you didn't

02:06:05.760 get me

02:06:06.180 yeah I

02:06:07.760 don't

02:06:07.980 think

02:06:08.280 oh I

02:06:09.340 couldn't

02:06:09.600 listen

02:06:09.920 I was

02:06:10.760 so sick

02:06:11.500 I had 0.99

02:06:13.860 three balls 0.99

02:06:15.200 oh yeah 0.91

02:06:16.260 because that's

02:06:17.380 my limit

02:06:17.820 and all I

02:06:18.720 had was

02:06:19.780 cheese

02:06:20.060 three balls 0.75

02:06:20.640 huh

02:06:20.920 and

02:06:21.700 fruit

02:06:23.420 like the

02:06:23.960 dried fruit

02:06:24.540 and

02:06:25.940 the cheese

02:06:27.100 from the

02:06:27.600 cheese tray

02:06:28.200 that was it

02:06:29.180 I didn't have

02:06:29.780 a donut

02:06:30.300 oh the donuts

02:06:31.940 were really

02:06:32.520 yeah well I

02:06:33.560 didn't have

02:06:33.920 anything

02:06:34.260 because I

02:06:35.080 didn't want

02:06:35.360 my stomach

02:06:35.780 to get sick

02:06:36.480 and then

02:06:36.780 it's

02:06:37.020 no more

02:06:37.440 sick

02:06:37.660 anyway 0.76

02:06:38.060 and

02:06:38.420 I've been

02:06:39.120 sick

02:06:39.320 all week

02:06:39.720 anyway

02:06:40.000 I've been

02:06:40.620 sick

02:06:40.780 on Saturday

02:06:41.320 it was

02:06:43.020 fun

02:06:43.200 it was

02:06:44.480 amazing

02:06:45.100 I just

02:06:46.320 can't

02:06:46.600 I can't

02:06:47.760 do anything

02:06:48.340 some sort

02:06:49.140 of munch

02:06:49.500 stream

02:06:49.780 yeah well 1.00

02:06:50.220 fuck 1.00

02:06:50.520 everybody else 1.00

02:06:51.100 is eating 1.00

02:06:51.420 shit 1.00

02:06:51.660 so I'm 1.00

02:06:52.180 having a

02:06:52.580 I'm having

02:06:53.000 a guy

02:06:53.200 I see that

02:06:54.700 chicken ball

02:06:55.100 and I'm

02:06:55.380 out of water

02:06:56.060 and I'm like 1.00

02:06:56.360 fuck man 1.00

02:06:56.740 I got 1.00

02:06:56.940 bacon

02:06:57.140 why do you

02:06:57.600 want me to

02:06:58.000 get an

02:06:58.300 IV-9 1.00

02:06:58.880 or fucking 1.00

02:06:59.500 hairstyle 1.00

02:06:59.920 do you

02:07:00.580 see this

02:07:01.080 see this 1.00

02:07:01.680 shit 1.00

02:07:02.000 your hair looks 0.99

02:07:04.860 good man

02:07:05.240 you look

02:07:06.300 nice

02:07:06.640 I shower

02:07:09.420 I was

02:07:12.060 gonna wear

02:07:12.400 a wig

02:07:12.680 today and

02:07:13.100 then I

02:07:13.280 was like

02:07:13.560 oh

02:07:14.180 hmm

02:07:15.320 when

02:07:16.320 yeah

02:07:17.500 I wear

02:07:17.980 wigs

02:07:18.280 all the

02:07:18.740 time

02:07:19.000 hmm

02:07:20.360 because

02:07:21.640 they're

02:07:21.800 fun

02:07:22.100 oh my

02:07:24.140 god

02:07:24.420 yeah

02:07:25.680 why not

02:07:27.100 why not

02:07:27.980 be like

02:07:28.480 incognito

02:07:29.660 yeah

02:07:31.020 different

02:07:32.200 tomorrow

02:07:33.460 will be

02:07:33.820 a brunette 0.58

02:07:34.420 yeah

02:07:35.180 different

02:07:36.800 you know

02:07:37.500 different

02:07:38.000 wigs

02:07:38.320 different

02:07:38.780 personalities

02:07:40.380 yeah they're

02:07:41.660 not cheap

02:07:42.120 either the

02:07:42.480 good ones

02:07:42.920 what I've

02:07:43.800 seen

02:07:43.980 hard no

02:07:45.020 yeah

02:07:45.780 I want

02:07:47.780 one of

02:07:48.100 those rubber 1.00

02:07:48.580 fucking 1.00

02:07:49.100 like 1.00

02:07:49.640 you need

02:07:50.340 them for

02:07:50.620 a treatment

02:07:51.100 like you

02:07:51.520 have

02:07:51.660 medical

02:07:52.080 they're

02:07:52.520 attacked

02:07:53.120 right off

02:07:53.660 yes

02:07:54.640 yeah I

02:07:55.460 want I

02:07:55.740 want the 0.55

02:07:56.060 masks

02:07:56.560 like it was

02:07:57.360 like

02:07:58.100 I don't

02:07:59.160 look into

02:07:59.560 one of

02:07:59.880 I'm not

02:08:00.140 bald

02:08:00.480 I'm going

02:08:01.900 gray though

02:08:02.620 like

02:08:04.440 oh stop

02:08:04.980 oh I have

02:08:06.500 a lot of

02:08:07.080 gray you

02:08:07.720 can see

02:08:08.260 but I'm

02:08:08.860 not an

02:08:09.200 alopecia

02:08:09.600 patient

02:08:09.940 oh yeah

02:08:10.280 she's going

02:08:10.780 gray for

02:08:11.540 sure

02:08:11.860 you can

02:08:13.020 see

02:08:13.140 I just

02:08:13.460 like

02:08:13.660 wigs

02:08:14.060 I grew

02:08:15.400 up in

02:08:15.660 the 90s

02:08:16.340 like that

02:08:16.800 was the

02:08:17.100 time where

02:08:17.560 like there

02:08:18.160 was the

02:08:18.540 big hair

02:08:19.340 and it

02:08:21.880 was that

02:08:22.240 sort of

02:08:22.920 that was a

02:08:24.840 thing back

02:08:25.400 then where

02:08:25.900 people

02:08:26.180 there you go

02:08:26.580 koala mama

02:08:27.100 wants you to

02:08:27.660 go get

02:08:28.020 some

02:08:28.320 a cosplay

02:08:30.360 birthday

02:08:30.880 yeah cosplay

02:08:31.840 birthday

02:08:32.280 do something

02:08:32.860 what's that

02:08:33.980 I don't know 0.99

02:08:34.540 I don't fucking 0.98

02:08:35.360 know 0.99

02:08:35.700 what's a cosplay

02:08:37.100 birthday

02:08:37.360 I expect you

02:08:38.040 to know

02:08:38.740 Red

02:08:40.460 Sonya or

02:08:41.140 something from

02:08:41.840 Conan

02:08:42.320 really cool

02:08:44.940 chain mail

02:08:46.340 and some 1.00

02:08:46.640 fucking armor 1.00

02:08:47.200 and shit 1.00

02:08:47.640 sword 1.00

02:08:48.260 fucking 1.00

02:08:48.880 don't you 0.99

02:08:50.940 be mean

02:08:51.260 to me

02:08:51.560 that

02:08:51.820 that was

02:08:56.320 totally

02:08:56.640 allowed to

02:08:57.040 be mean

02:08:57.700 listen

02:09:01.660 that's why

02:09:02.540 we have

02:09:02.840 them around

02:09:03.260 it says

02:09:04.580 minus 22

02:09:05.620 that's

02:09:07.040 cool

02:09:07.280 I hope to

02:09:08.400 make another 0.99

02:09:08.740 fucking 1.00

02:09:09.120 Conan movie 1.00

02:09:09.700 man

02:09:09.960 a rainbow

02:09:11.480 party

02:09:12.020 we don't

02:09:12.520 do rainbows

02:09:13.300 here

02:09:13.640 and if you

02:09:14.920 come near

02:09:15.480 the house

02:09:16.060 with a rainbow

02:09:16.660 you'll probably

02:09:17.380 end up going 0.98

02:09:18.060 up in flames

02:09:18.780 you know how

02:09:19.300 some people

02:09:19.760 go towards

02:09:20.340 like churches

02:09:21.040 and they're

02:09:21.600 like not

02:09:22.000 good people

02:09:22.660 and they

02:09:23.020 spontaneously

02:09:23.660 can bust

02:09:24.160 well if you

02:09:24.540 come near

02:09:25.000 my house

02:09:25.900 with one

02:09:26.700 of those

02:09:27.440 alphabet

02:09:28.640 stoop 1.00

02:09:29.360 shit 1.00

02:09:30.100 or a 1.00

02:09:31.560 rainbow

02:09:31.980 colored flag

02:09:32.920 with a

02:09:33.300 letter

02:09:33.580 near it

02:09:34.240 then you're

02:09:34.840 probably

02:09:35.300 gonna

02:09:35.600 spontaneously

02:09:36.280 can bust

02:09:36.940 too

02:09:37.420 or as I

02:09:43.980 like to

02:09:44.340 call it

02:09:44.780 a

02:09:45.140 scope

02:09:46.640 yeah

02:09:47.560 I'm

02:09:48.620 definitely

02:09:48.940 not a

02:09:49.380 bad

02:09:49.680 shot

02:09:50.260 that's

02:09:51.380 one thing

02:09:51.740 I know

02:09:52.160 yeah

02:09:52.640 I'm an

02:09:52.980 excellent

02:09:53.420 shot

02:09:54.040 oh

02:09:55.400 even

02:09:56.340 better

02:09:56.760 I was

02:09:57.760 really bad

02:09:58.280 at the

02:09:58.500 first person

02:09:59.020 shooter

02:09:59.440 games

02:09:59.820 when they

02:10:00.160 first came

02:10:00.660 out

02:10:00.980 and then

02:10:01.800 I realized

02:10:02.440 it was

02:10:02.840 just because

02:10:03.360 I

02:10:04.080 mostly

02:10:05.100 was just

02:10:05.620 looking for

02:10:06.400 the ability

02:10:07.160 to

02:10:07.940 not have

02:10:09.180 to look

02:10:09.720 through

02:10:10.140 a

02:10:10.700 like

02:10:12.820 on a

02:10:13.480 screen

02:10:14.000 but like

02:10:14.700 put a

02:10:15.200 scope

02:10:15.520 in front

02:10:15.860 of my

02:10:16.080 eye

02:10:16.400 I'm 1.00

02:10:17.420 fucking 1.00

02:10:19.780 money 1.00

02:10:20.660 money

02:10:21.940 by

02:10:22.180 like

02:10:23.560 I saw

02:10:23.900 those

02:10:24.200 sorry

02:10:25.740 I mean 0.99

02:10:26.040 fucking 1.00

02:10:26.500 she just 1.00

02:10:28.340 said something

02:10:28.720 about those

02:10:29.220 those man

02:10:29.840 up guys

02:10:30.320 it's like

02:10:30.700 these guys

02:10:31.200 over the

02:10:31.600 they're

02:10:32.120 Maori

02:10:32.500 doing that

02:10:32.940 Maori

02:10:33.300 warrior

02:10:33.720 dance

02:10:34.160 yeah

02:10:34.880 they stopped 1.00

02:10:35.380 they fucking 0.99

02:10:36.340 blocked the 1.00

02:10:36.820 pride parade 1.00

02:10:37.440 and shit 1.00

02:10:37.840 I think 1.00

02:10:38.240 it was

02:10:38.360 probably

02:10:38.540 New Zealand

02:10:38.980 or Australia

02:10:39.720 New Zealand

02:10:41.740 I think

02:10:42.060 yeah

02:10:42.300 well

02:10:42.560 obviously

02:10:42.940 New Zealand

02:10:43.320 the

02:10:43.460 Maori

02:10:43.680 yeah

02:10:44.040 I feel

02:10:45.020 like that

02:10:45.380 I feel

02:10:46.140 about

02:10:46.360 but they

02:10:47.740 had shirts

02:10:48.440 all man

02:10:48.940 up

02:10:49.220 and like 0.99

02:10:49.740 fucking 1.00

02:10:50.060 real men 1.00

02:10:50.780 t-shirts

02:10:51.240 like

02:10:51.440 there

02:10:51.600 was a

02:10:54.280 kid

02:10:54.640 it was

02:10:55.900 like

02:10:56.200 it was

02:10:56.760 like an

02:10:57.000 active club

02:10:57.580 kind of 1.00

02:10:57.900 shit 1.00

02:10:58.040 there was 0.99

02:10:58.480 no

02:10:58.800 it was

02:10:59.200 a church

02:10:59.740 I know

02:11:00.360 it was

02:11:00.480 a church

02:11:00.800 but it's

02:11:01.120 like an

02:11:01.340 active club

02:11:01.940 too

02:11:02.160 so there

02:11:05.080 was like a

02:11:05.480 72 year

02:11:06.060 old man

02:11:06.440 who headed

02:11:06.760 the church

02:11:07.240 that was

02:11:07.620 just sick

02:11:08.060 of that 1.00

02:11:08.400 shit 1.00

02:11:08.660 in his 1.00

02:11:08.940 church

02:11:09.280 and just

02:11:09.620 had enough

02:11:10.080 so they

02:11:10.340 had the

02:11:10.600 man doing

02:11:11.100 their

02:11:11.420 warrior chant

02:11:14.120 thing

02:11:14.300 and then

02:11:14.760 the pride

02:11:16.440 people came

02:11:16.860 along and

02:11:17.380 scratched him

02:11:17.940 and yelled at him

02:11:18.520 yeah they got

02:11:18.860 assaulted by the

02:11:19.640 pride people

02:11:20.200 so tolerant

02:11:21.620 yeah

02:11:21.900 cops wouldn't

02:11:22.680 even take a

02:11:23.100 report

02:11:23.440 and the cops

02:11:24.040 witnessed them

02:11:24.580 getting attacked 1.00

02:11:25.140 and shit 1.00

02:11:25.540 and spit 1.00

02:11:26.300 on and

02:11:26.900 assaulted 1.00

02:11:28.280 and shit 0.99

02:11:28.900 like the 1.00

02:11:29.320 guys

02:11:29.540 all get

02:11:29.920 minor

02:11:30.460 bruised

02:11:31.380 up

02:11:31.540 whatever

02:11:31.860 it doesn't

02:11:32.620 matter

02:11:32.880 but they

02:11:33.800 throw us

02:11:34.240 in jail

02:11:34.640 just for

02:11:36.420 even being

02:11:37.020 there

02:11:37.300 posing with

02:11:38.160 a sign

02:11:38.600 but they

02:11:38.920 don't throw

02:11:39.280 them in jail

02:11:39.660 for assaulting

02:11:40.240 people

02:11:40.480 this has

02:11:41.060 got to

02:11:41.300 stop

02:11:41.620 no

02:11:42.120 and see

02:11:42.520 that's

02:11:42.840 the thing

02:11:43.220 though

02:11:43.400 because

02:11:43.800 the rules

02:11:44.560 are

02:11:45.720 different

02:11:46.560 and that's

02:11:47.160 where like

02:11:47.540 we've talked

02:11:48.620 about before

02:11:49.120 like the

02:11:49.780 overton

02:11:50.660 window

02:11:50.960 has just

02:11:51.320 been so

02:11:51.980 like

02:11:52.440 it's

02:11:53.840 just like

02:11:54.340 like

02:11:55.520 I don't

02:11:56.060 even know

02:11:56.660 it's so

02:11:57.700 everything

02:11:58.220 is so skewed

02:11:59.220 now

02:11:59.620 it's so

02:12:02.820 far beyond

02:12:04.220 immoral

02:12:04.880 you know

02:12:05.860 I have a few

02:12:12.780 ideas for

02:12:13.440 realigning

02:12:14.000 people

02:12:14.440 I feel like

02:12:15.040 woodchippers

02:12:15.560 should be

02:12:15.940 part of

02:12:16.340 that

02:12:16.600 somebody

02:12:19.300 mentioned

02:12:19.720 a Laura

02:12:20.180 Croft

02:12:21.000 cosplay

02:12:22.000 I

02:12:22.600 definitely

02:12:23.740 Tomb Raider

02:12:24.840 I'd Raider

02:12:26.060 Tomb

02:12:26.400 don't

02:12:28.220 ever

02:12:28.620 Laura

02:12:31.120 Croft

02:12:31.440 was awesome

02:12:32.000 yeah

02:12:32.760 no

02:12:33.040 somebody

02:12:33.400 said

02:12:33.660 I

02:12:33.940 should

02:12:34.140 dress

02:12:34.360 up

02:12:34.500 as

02:12:34.620 Laura

02:12:34.800 Croft

02:12:35.160 and I

02:12:35.400 never

02:12:35.640 want

02:12:35.880 you

02:12:36.160 to

02:12:36.380 nobody

02:12:37.160 cares

02:12:37.460 about

02:12:37.680 you

02:12:38.000 this

02:12:38.720 isn't

02:12:38.960 about

02:12:39.620 you

02:12:39.920 this

02:12:40.160 is

02:12:40.300 about

02:12:40.480 Laura

02:12:40.700 Croft

02:12:41.120 oh no

02:12:41.820 it was

02:12:42.060 definitely

02:12:42.360 about me

02:12:42.820 it literally

02:12:43.480 said my

02:12:43.960 name

02:12:44.240 in it

02:12:44.600 you

02:12:45.100 can do

02:12:45.500 what

02:12:45.680 you

02:12:45.840 want

02:12:46.160 I'm

02:12:46.640 I'm

02:12:47.000 just

02:12:47.220 gonna

02:12:47.420 maybe

02:12:47.620 oh no

02:12:48.020 that's

02:12:48.280 what I

02:12:48.420 was

02:12:48.540 gonna

02:12:48.680 say

02:12:48.920 is

02:12:49.060 that

02:12:49.180 I

02:12:49.500 definitely

02:12:49.880 have

02:12:50.160 I

02:12:51.340 could

02:12:51.520 make

02:12:51.720 some

02:12:51.920 money

02:12:52.160 with

02:12:52.400 a

02:12:52.660 Laura

02:12:54.300 Croft

02:12:54.760 outfit

02:12:55.300 I

02:12:56.940 can't

02:12:57.240 play that

02:12:57.620 link

02:12:57.960 bear

02:12:58.360 green

02:12:58.640 thumb

02:12:58.920 may

02:12:59.520 have

02:12:59.760 made

02:13:00.040 some

02:13:00.280 money

02:13:00.500 with

02:13:00.720 that

02:13:00.880 layer

02:13:01.080 cropped

02:13:01.380 outfit

02:13:01.640 would you

02:13:04.240 like me

02:13:04.620 to play

02:13:05.000 this link

02:13:05.600 is that

02:13:05.900 what's

02:13:06.040 happening

02:13:06.300 well

02:13:07.020 I'm

02:13:07.900 not

02:13:08.060 on

02:13:08.200 Hobie

02:13:08.480 I'm

02:13:08.680 on

02:13:08.840 Frick

02:13:09.160 Fafo

02:13:09.920 man

02:13:10.160 I'm

02:13:10.340 just 0.99

02:13:10.520 fucking 0.98

02:13:10.900 re-streaming 0.99

02:13:11.480 through

02:13:11.780 what are

02:13:15.640 you talking

02:13:16.060 about

02:13:16.700 I can't

02:13:17.340 play a

02:13:17.940 rumble

02:13:18.160 link

02:13:18.380 on my

02:13:18.720 stream

02:13:19.000 what are

02:13:21.480 you talking

02:13:22.080 about

02:13:22.900 it's probably

02:13:24.920 that one of

02:13:25.420 those times

02:13:25.820 with the

02:13:26.060 Bowery

02:13:26.400 guys

02:13:26.620 I don't

02:13:27.000 think

02:13:27.260 either one

02:13:27.780 of you

02:13:28.060 knows

02:13:28.340 what you're

02:13:28.740 talking

02:13:29.140 about

02:13:29.500 or talking

02:13:30.000 about

02:13:30.300 the same

02:13:30.640 thing

02:13:31.080 play that

02:13:35.780 link

02:13:36.060 I'll shut 0.92

02:13:37.620 up 0.97

02:13:38.100 be quiet

02:13:40.300 where are

02:13:43.300 we

02:13:43.600 what

02:13:43.900 link

02:13:44.220 oh

02:13:45.000 I'd

02:13:45.160 have

02:13:45.340 yeah

02:13:46.000 no

02:13:46.280 I

02:13:46.440 can't

02:13:46.760 what's

02:13:47.920 the

02:13:48.020 problem

02:13:48.440 you can't

02:13:49.720 you can't

02:13:50.340 copy the

02:13:50.800 link from

02:13:51.220 streaming

02:13:51.560 no

02:13:52.480 so

02:13:53.540 no

02:13:53.920 you can

02:13:54.280 link

02:13:54.640 in the

02:13:55.040 chat

02:13:55.620 if somebody

02:13:56.720 wants us

02:13:57.220 to play

02:13:57.620 something

02:13:57.960 we have

02:13:58.340 to send

02:13:58.840 it

02:13:59.280 send it

02:14:01.460 send it

02:14:01.880 to Sarah

02:14:02.240 don't send

02:14:02.780 it to me

02:14:03.080 I don't

02:14:03.320 want

02:14:03.500 it

02:14:03.940 how are

02:14:05.360 you

02:14:05.480 going to

02:14:05.740 send

02:14:05.900 something

02:14:06.140 to me

02:14:06.480 I don't

02:14:06.780 have

02:14:07.020 anywhere

02:14:07.260 to send

02:14:07.620 it

02:14:07.860 shut 0.99

02:14:08.940 up 0.99

02:14:09.260 all right

02:14:13.320 send it

02:14:19.640 to Chris

02:14:20.080 I don't

02:14:20.360 give a 0.99

02:14:20.620 fuck 0.99

02:14:20.800 I'm not 1.00

02:14:22.080 going to

02:14:22.240 be able

02:14:22.460 to play

02:14:22.780 it

02:14:22.940 so it

02:14:23.220 does

02:14:23.340 it's

02:14:23.600 pointless

02:14:23.900 and I

02:14:26.260 could

02:14:26.560 play it

02:14:27.080 but I

02:14:27.340 don't

02:14:27.480 know

02:14:27.640 how

02:14:28.160 I know

02:14:29.600 I can't

02:14:30.560 not unless

02:14:31.140 it's sent

02:14:31.540 to us

02:14:32.060 that's

02:14:35.740 why I'm

02:14:35.960 surprised

02:14:36.200 you haven't

02:14:36.480 found any

02:14:36.900 bright line

02:14:37.400 yet

02:14:37.680 you're

02:14:38.180 annoying

02:14:38.560 I'm not

02:14:41.180 annoying

02:14:41.520 I'm here

02:14:42.400 drinking my

02:14:43.220 wine

02:14:43.500 it's my

02:14:43.880 birthday

02:14:44.220 I can

02:14:44.600 do

02:14:44.740 whatever

02:14:45.280 I can

02:14:47.020 do

02:14:47.720 whatever

02:14:48.620 he has

02:14:52.660 to be

02:14:52.920 nice to

02:14:53.360 me

02:14:53.600 all day

02:14:54.540 can't

02:14:55.020 poke or 0.95

02:14:55.440 tickle or

02:14:56.280 snap a

02:14:57.000 towel 1.00

02:14:57.360 damn 1.00

02:14:58.760 that's her 1.00

02:15:00.700 birthday

02:15:00.980 I never

02:15:01.720 realized how

02:15:02.240 much I

02:15:02.560 really do

02:15:02.940 annoy the

02:15:03.260 shit out of 1.00

02:15:03.640 her until 1.00

02:15:03.940 it's her

02:15:04.180 birthday

02:15:04.540 it's like 1.00

02:15:05.460 fuck 1.00

02:15:05.800 gotta be 1.00

02:15:06.220 nice

02:15:06.420 there you

02:15:08.980 go Chris

02:15:09.600 send it to

02:15:13.980 you on

02:15:14.200 Facebook

02:15:14.560 well if he

02:15:15.580 sent it to

02:15:15.920 me on

02:15:16.540 YouTube and

02:15:17.300 not Rumble

02:15:17.760 I can go

02:15:18.200 over to my

02:15:18.620 channel and

02:15:19.260 play it

02:15:20.160 he sent it

02:15:22.120 to you on

02:15:22.920 Facebook and

02:15:23.800 you're going to

02:15:24.460 play it through

02:15:25.160 the stream yard

02:15:25.900 you're already

02:15:26.580 in it

02:15:27.240 doesn't matter

02:15:27.980 because if

02:15:28.580 you're streaming

02:15:29.120 what we're

02:15:30.240 doing here

02:15:30.960 to your

02:15:31.620 like

02:15:33.120 you see what

02:15:33.800 I'm saying

02:15:34.120 he's on

02:15:35.460 Rumble right

02:15:35.980 now and he

02:15:36.460 sent the link

02:15:36.900 in Rumble

02:15:37.420 no he didn't

02:15:38.760 he sent it

02:15:39.260 to your

02:15:39.600 Facebook

02:15:40.120 right there

02:15:42.440 Chris

02:15:43.340 I just

02:15:44.040 sent it to

02:15:45.060 your Facebook

02:15:45.780 I hear

02:15:47.080 what you're

02:15:47.480 saying I'm

02:15:47.760 not deaf

02:15:48.060 if he had

02:15:49.140 sent me the

02:15:49.580 link over

02:15:50.100 on Hobie

02:15:50.640 on YouTube

02:15:51.420 I could have

02:15:52.320 went over

02:15:52.600 there and I

02:15:53.900 couldn't see it

02:15:54.520 so if it was

02:15:55.060 there I could

02:15:55.420 have played it

02:15:55.800 it's in your

02:15:56.620 Facebook

02:15:56.960 and you

02:15:57.500 can play it

02:15:58.100 because you

02:15:58.820 go to present

02:15:59.460 screen to play

02:16:00.500 what's on your

02:16:01.120 screen I don't

02:16:01.800 know what

02:16:02.080 you're talking

02:16:02.600 about

02:16:02.900 like what

02:16:04.680 you're talking

02:16:05.180 about makes

02:16:05.700 zero sense 0.99

02:16:06.220 fuck Facebook 1.00

02:16:07.100 it should be 1.00

02:16:07.860 able to go to

02:16:08.160 YouTube

02:16:08.540 if he posted

02:16:10.340 the wrong

02:16:10.680 YouTube

02:16:11.040 I could have

02:16:12.080 went over there

02:16:12.500 to YouTube

02:16:12.880 chat and played 1.00

02:16:13.840 the fucking 1.00

02:16:14.220 thing 1.00

02:16:14.640 it's easier

02:16:19.180 that he sent

02:16:19.700 it to your

02:16:20.080 Facebook but

02:16:20.900 anyway

02:16:21.420 no it's

02:16:24.160 embarrassing

02:16:24.620 I'm an 1.00

02:16:25.880 idiot man 1.00

02:16:26.480 I'm going to 1.00

02:16:27.280 tell you

02:16:27.580 something 0.99

02:16:27.780 don't fucking 0.99

02:16:28.220 listen to what 1.00

02:16:28.700 I'm saying

02:16:29.080 man

02:16:29.420 because what

02:16:30.040 you're saying

02:16:30.380 is wrong

02:16:30.840 that's why

02:16:31.980 no

02:16:33.120 dang it's much

02:16:34.000 easier than

02:16:34.600 it's going to

02:16:35.060 your Facebook

02:16:35.660 it doesn't matter

02:16:36.800 Hobie or

02:16:37.440 Facebook it does

02:16:38.320 the same thing

02:16:39.120 just give up

02:16:40.440 he's not going

02:16:40.960 to listen to

02:16:41.460 reason 0.99

02:16:41.760 what the fuck's 1.00

02:16:46.620 wrong with you 1.00

02:16:47.360 you're technologically

02:16:49.280 impaired

02:16:49.780 it's not your

02:16:51.860 birthday

02:16:52.220 are we okay

02:16:53.320 Jesus

02:16:54.640 it's not your

02:16:56.200 birthday

02:16:56.680 it's my

02:16:59.100 birthday

02:16:59.580 right

02:17:00.560 oh my god

02:17:02.840 all right

02:17:04.620 so what did he

02:17:07.100 send you anyway

02:17:07.760 and then just

02:17:08.380 I don't know

02:17:09.140 I don't even care

02:17:09.760 now man 0.99

02:17:10.220 I just fucking 1.00

02:17:10.960 fuck 1.00

02:17:11.480 he's over it 1.00

02:17:12.940 he's back

02:17:13.740 oh my

02:17:17.680 you wonder 0.99

02:17:20.700 where I fucking 1.00

02:17:21.180 drink man 1.00

02:17:21.680 I'm telling you

02:17:22.300 see

02:17:22.760 it's really not

02:17:24.420 that difficult

02:17:25.080 that's the problem

02:17:26.320 like

02:17:27.020 I don't understand

02:17:28.760 why this

02:17:29.220 I understand

02:17:29.640 I can go over

02:17:30.120 Facebook and go to

02:17:30.880 the link on Facebook

02:17:31.500 and play it here too

02:17:32.440 what's the difference

02:17:33.540 of doing that

02:17:35.080 or going to YouTube

02:17:35.800 it's the same 0.99

02:17:36.400 fucking thing 0.99

02:17:37.160 he sent it to me 1.00

02:17:38.960 and he's giving me 0.99

02:17:39.460 shit for like 0.99

02:17:39.920 play that link 0.99

02:17:40.520 it's like but

02:17:40.980 you're sending it

02:17:41.860 through rumble man

02:17:42.680 I'm over on YouTube

02:17:43.600 you didn't send it

02:17:45.060 through

02:17:45.280 yeah it's over

02:17:47.080 it's here

02:17:47.960 it's on rumble man

02:17:48.800 no it's in your

02:17:50.040 Facebook

02:17:50.500 is what he said

02:17:52.620 okay now he said

02:17:53.760 Facebook

02:17:54.160 that's fine

02:17:54.740 no I told you that 0.98

02:17:56.340 the first fucking place 0.99

02:17:57.680 and then you just 0.99

02:17:58.460 argued about whether

02:17:59.460 it was rumble or YouTube 0.98

02:18:00.500 which made no fucking sense 0.93

02:18:01.920 because we told you 0.98

02:18:02.760 it was in your Facebook

02:18:03.660 you see where you're

02:18:05.020 going wrong here

02:18:05.840 right

02:18:06.520 like that's the frustration

02:18:07.760 in it

02:18:08.380 is because you keep

02:18:09.360 going on about

02:18:09.880 he sent it to Facebook

02:18:10.180 after

02:18:10.580 no he never

02:18:11.520 no

02:18:11.840 when I told you

02:18:13.260 that he sent it to you

02:18:14.460 and then you

02:18:15.060 we got into this

02:18:16.740 I had already told you

02:18:18.040 that he sent it

02:18:18.580 to your Facebook

02:18:19.160 and you continue

02:18:20.000 to argue

02:18:20.440 that he sent it

02:18:20.980 to rumble

02:18:21.440 yeah he put it

02:18:23.240 in the chat here

02:18:23.800 that's what I saw

02:18:24.980 yeah

02:18:25.480 and then the comment

02:18:27.720 that I showed

02:18:28.460 said I sent it

02:18:29.320 to your Facebook

02:18:30.180 but you don't listen

02:18:31.740 listen

02:18:32.720 you talk too much

02:18:34.080 listen

02:18:34.680 you talk too much

02:18:38.220 oh

02:18:39.720 I tell ya

02:18:41.160 I tell ya

02:18:42.600 be nice

02:18:45.040 I think we have

02:18:48.320 a figure it out now

02:18:49.460 Johnny doesn't have

02:18:51.200 he doesn't know

02:18:51.860 how to be nice today

02:18:53.060 well I have zero patience

02:18:54.780 I have zero cigarettes

02:18:55.800 so

02:18:57.000 oh no

02:18:57.860 yeah

02:18:58.540 oh I don't have

02:19:00.000 any cigarettes either

02:19:00.940 and I really

02:19:02.340 and it's

02:19:03.420 having to

02:19:04.580 explain it over

02:19:05.740 is like

02:19:06.180 ah 1.00

02:19:06.560 that sucks man 0.98

02:19:09.040 I don't have 0.99

02:19:10.540 cigarettes

02:19:10.980 it's just

02:19:12.000 oh that's okay

02:19:15.840 what time is it

02:19:16.620 9 or 7

02:19:17.320 I can handle it

02:19:20.060 are you playing

02:19:24.140 like what are we

02:19:25.400 doing here

02:19:25.940 what's happening

02:19:27.360 I don't know 0.99

02:19:28.400 are we fucking 0.98

02:19:28.920 playing something 0.99

02:19:29.520 or not

02:19:30.040 me

02:19:31.300 how am I

02:19:32.940 supposed to be

02:19:33.320 playing something

02:19:33.960 oh my god

02:19:35.620 am I supposed

02:19:38.360 to be playing

02:19:38.740 something

02:19:39.020 is that where

02:19:39.440 you're talking

02:19:39.700 somebody is

02:19:40.320 that's where

02:19:41.180 I'm like

02:19:41.720 like Jesus 1.00

02:19:42.380 fuck 1.00

02:19:43.160 you can walk 1.00

02:19:44.600 away

02:19:44.860 I have no idea

02:19:45.760 what's happening 0.99

02:19:46.380 this is fucking 1.00

02:19:47.560 ridiculous 1.00

02:19:48.340 nobody told me 0.98

02:19:49.460 I was supposed

02:19:49.800 to be playing

02:19:50.200 anything

02:19:50.600 I'm trying to

02:19:52.700 order a pizza

02:19:53.400 so that I

02:19:54.780 can get

02:19:55.080 something to

02:19:55.580 eat before

02:19:55.960 I leave

02:19:56.560 pushing ahead

02:20:00.620 cigarettes now

02:20:01.340 because you

02:20:01.640 guys are

02:20:01.880 talking about

02:20:02.360 cigarettes

02:20:02.740 I'm about

02:20:03.520 ready to 1.00

02:20:03.940 fucking murder 1.00

02:20:04.920 a cat or 1.00

02:20:05.620 something

02:20:06.020 what are you

02:20:06.780 doing

02:20:07.060 why are you

02:20:07.640 talking about

02:20:08.160 rainbow parties

02:20:08.960 there you go

02:20:12.180 all right so

02:20:13.320 are we like

02:20:13.860 what are we

02:20:14.240 doing because

02:20:15.080 now I'm like

02:20:15.960 so you want me

02:20:16.600 to go find that

02:20:17.280 and see what I

02:20:17.680 believe

02:20:18.000 yeah that was

02:20:19.100 the idea

02:20:19.780 that was the

02:20:22.900 whole plan

02:20:23.800 my lower

02:20:30.640 there's no

02:20:32.040 no what do

02:20:32.840 you mean 0.99

02:20:33.060 why the fuck 0.99

02:20:33.960 would I tell 0.99

02:20:34.420 what the fuck 0.99

02:20:35.020 is a rainbow 0.99

02:20:35.560 party 0.91

02:20:35.940 I have titties 0.97

02:20:37.420 I'm just not 0.98

02:20:37.960 showing them

02:20:38.660 because they're

02:20:39.380 in here

02:20:39.900 tonight

02:20:40.360 so sorry

02:20:42.600 y'all

02:20:42.960 he's gonna

02:20:45.380 have to do

02:20:46.040 this what it

02:20:47.560 is

02:20:47.780 it is

02:20:48.420 what it

02:20:48.900 is 0.98

02:20:49.460 titties are 0.98

02:20:51.160 great 0.70

02:20:51.660 sorry

02:20:53.280 typically

02:20:55.900 it depends

02:20:57.680 I mean

02:20:58.480 there have

02:21:01.140 been some

02:21:01.840 that are

02:21:02.620 not so

02:21:03.060 I feel like

02:21:06.120 I mean 0.98

02:21:06.680 titties 0.99

02:21:07.640 whatever 0.97

02:21:08.380 a face

02:21:10.400 and a

02:21:10.680 same

02:21:11.880 same

02:21:12.260 different

02:21:12.780 it could

02:21:15.560 be worse

02:21:16.200 something

02:21:17.900 I feel

02:21:19.940 like

02:21:20.260 it could

02:21:20.900 I could 0.97

02:21:21.540 be ugly 0.98

02:21:21.940 I could 1.00

02:21:22.200 be stupid 1.00

02:21:22.620 and I 1.00

02:21:22.960 could not

02:21:23.440 have a nice

02:21:24.020 set of 1.00

02:21:24.380 tits 1.00

02:21:24.820 but none

02:21:25.980 of those

02:21:26.380 things

02:21:26.720 so

02:21:27.280 here we

02:21:28.440 are

02:21:28.640 and it's

02:21:31.280 my birthday

02:21:31.760 not that

02:21:32.940 that matters

02:21:33.440 but

02:21:33.840 there we

02:21:38.760 go

02:21:39.020 what kind

02:21:40.600 of pizza

02:21:40.860 do I want

02:21:41.320 pick

02:21:41.680 none

02:21:42.640 you're ordering

02:21:44.360 from dominoes

02:21:45.240 it's not even

02:21:45.740 really

02:21:45.920 pineapple

02:21:46.560 I love

02:21:48.600 pineapple

02:21:48.960 on my

02:21:49.180 pizza

02:21:49.340 so you

02:21:49.680 just

02:21:49.840 made

02:21:50.020 me

02:21:50.140 drool

02:21:50.480 or

02:21:51.840 something

02:21:52.060 with

02:21:52.220 anchovies

02:21:53.220 so I

02:21:56.000 got it

02:21:56.220 here

02:21:56.480 oh

02:21:56.860 there it

02:21:59.220 is

02:22:00.720 everybody's

02:22:10.720 just

02:22:10.880 freaking

02:22:11.200 out

02:22:11.420 all

02:22:11.600 those

02:22:11.800 ladies 0.99

02:22:13.360 jump

02:22:14.940 for another

02:22:15.280 to protect

02:22:15.760 those

02:22:16.120 rainbow

02:22:17.620 me

02:22:20.440 oh

02:22:21.720 oh

02:22:22.660 oh

02:22:27.620 oh

02:22:29.380 oh

02:22:30.080 oh

02:22:32.620 oh

02:22:40.120 oh

02:22:41.580 oh

02:22:45.100 oh

02:22:46.100 oh

02:22:46.880 oh

02:22:47.200 oh

02:22:47.420 oh 1.00

02:22:47.600 What the fuck is this? 1.00

02:23:06.320 I like to do when they go all in sync like that. 1.00

02:23:17.600 He's pretty bad ass. 0.79

02:23:32.600 Real men. Real men. 0.89

02:23:38.600 What is the point of this exactly?

02:23:47.600 What is the point of this?

02:23:55.600 What are they doing?

02:23:56.600 Do you want to try?

02:23:58.600 No.

02:23:59.600 The lady in the red over there just freaking out and yelling at them. 1.00

02:24:02.600 That's the fun thing.

02:24:04.600 Going in there for fun.

02:24:06.600 Going in there for fun.

02:24:08.600 oh those are evil spirits yeah all right

02:24:23.740 i get it now i get it now it's just like zero context was given right

02:24:38.600 it is calmly walk away

02:24:52.980 yeah we're moving anyways guys

02:24:59.780 at the russian consulate in sydney an appearance from the self-image oh yeah what happened to 0.99

02:25:19.780 that guy fuck ass branding ceremony to follow it's so weird yeah i don't that doesn't i don't get 1.00

02:25:33.080 your ass branded i don't like it i'm gonna like brand your leg brand someplace that you can fucking 1.00

02:25:37.800 let the air at it man if you have to sit on the part where you got branded it's not good if you 0.99

02:25:43.060 have to keep it constantly concealed it's not a good idea i don't like it weird

02:25:49.060 yeah or just don't do it yeah right yeah yeah aussie cossack yeah i used to watch him a lot man i

02:25:59.380 haven't seen him in a long time but i think maybe he went to russia i don't know 0.99

02:26:05.060 yeah i have no idea he used to fuck with the cops all the time over there it's like fucking 0.99

02:26:11.280 he used to have uh what metal boxes with chains all over it man shit so when they pull them over 0.99

02:26:19.160 um they had to search go through all these empty boxes nothing in them but they're looking for guns 0.99

02:26:24.760 and stuff he would just totally fucking troll the cops and shit yeah last time that was a while back 0.98

02:26:31.000 man i haven't seen him in a long time you actually are you wearing a bra today look at that 0.99

02:26:36.900 would you look at that excuse me is that a bra did you just say would you would you look at that

02:26:43.020 well i thought you were just adjusting here

02:26:44.500 yes i'm wearing a bra yeah and a shirt yep camel colored shirt hey look you look nice i'm saying

02:26:56.100 they look like you're dressed to go out or something i am dressed to go out yes i'm gonna put

02:27:00.120 dress pants on with this currently i'm not wearing pants but i will be we knew it eventually

02:27:07.460 excuse me certainly i tried i gave it a good honest try he's holed up in the russian embassy 0.99

02:27:20.100 in australia i don't know shit tom fuck man we're not talking about the camel toe again 0.99

02:27:27.440 what camel toe we're not and there is no no 1.00

02:27:33.640 where's the camel toe camel toe there's a camel toe somewhere out there there is a camel tail

02:27:42.360 there's a camel missing his toe all right it's gonna happen anyway 1.00

02:27:51.100 who's holed up holed up in a russian embassy in australia i believe so it's tom

02:27:57.240 ozzy kozak ozzy kozak i got a channel there it's pretty popular um

02:28:01.700 oh yeah it's disappeared did i grab that video actually because i think i did but i don't think 0.59

02:28:09.040 i loaded it in the stream yet the fucking one in germany let me just see yeah hooray 0.95

02:28:20.420 oh darker brown for a moose knuckle i have some darker like i have a darker brown um 0.97

02:28:29.600 i don't know it's probably like a called mocha colored sweater but this one is camel like we

02:28:38.520 discussed before it's not skin tone it's not nude it is called camel

02:28:44.660 toe and i got a really nice pair of uh

02:28:51.360 uh wool and uh what is it called lycra 0.98

02:28:57.920 slacks they're gorgeous they're from germ oh my god they're from germany they're fucking 1.00

02:29:04.100 man anyway they're perfect for this so as it goes it's like a coffee yeah exactly yeah yeah i have a 0.98

02:29:14.820 jacket that's this color as well okay it's it literally is called camel and i do it's a really

02:29:20.420 nice jacket it's darker brown for the moose knuckle um and then it's the caramel color uh

02:29:27.420 that's that's correct so it's not sandy but i feel like i'm not sure if i'm gonna wear a bra

02:29:33.600 underneath it or not i'm unsure yours is more of a camel tail

02:29:37.180 yeah but it was is it see-through though that's the problem no well kind of i feel like it might be

02:29:45.240 through a little bit like you guys can see the bra but it's not um no like if i was wearing

02:29:53.880 nothing underneath that you wouldn't know well i mean uh well i guess i shouldn't say that i don't

02:30:00.740 know we'll try it out and come back and uh we'll see oh do you want me to take my bra off and then

02:30:06.320 come back come back and then we'll tell you if we can see through it or not

02:30:08.720 well you want your friends to tell you if your fly's down or not if you're going out

02:30:15.640 oh yeah right it's for science he's trying to say yeah it's for science you got your back man

02:30:22.460 we'll tell you it's all just for sign we're gonna just barely barely barely see some nip through it

02:30:28.260 that's fine it's a little risque it's kind of cool right but if it's like boom you can see right

02:30:32.600 through it's like ah well hey you know put a bra back on or something i mean i don't really know

02:30:37.740 what the difference is between barely and just seeing but because if you really really have to

02:30:44.500 stare to see if it's peeking through a little bit then you're staring too long i feel like y'all 0.96

02:30:51.200 are gonna have to stare at shit is there such thing as staring too long though i don't know 0.97

02:30:56.660 yeah probably because to be perfectly honest i think like the idea is is you want to get caught 0.99

02:31:02.580 right and then you see what the reaction is and then you just know right

02:31:08.000 no i'm telling you this works

02:31:12.300 i know for a fact

02:31:15.540 right i mean sometimes you're gonna get yelled at

02:31:19.760 so be prepared

02:31:22.000 but it's a good way to determine

02:31:26.460 right just get busted looking that's all

02:31:32.200 that's all you got to do is get busted looking and her reaction is going to tell you everything

02:31:36.060 you need to know there's your tip she smiles at you and it's like

02:31:39.020 yeah right yeah like if she does not have an issue with it then you're in bud 1.00

02:31:43.880 just fucking shoot your shot 1.00

02:31:45.440 um but if she gives you a dirty look well fuck move on you know 1.00

02:31:51.620 you guys are retarded 1.00

02:31:52.800 don't fucking tell me no this works okay i've done it before 1.00

02:31:57.760 i i believe you i'll be right back okay 1.00

02:32:01.540 numerous times what are you doing you fucking retard cat 1.00

02:32:05.480 this fucking thing there's food in the bowl okay food in the bowl but this retard 1.00

02:32:14.480 has to tip over the bag 1.00

02:32:17.000 why this could be a dick 0.99

02:32:20.980 probably yes 1.00

02:32:23.580 like i said i did my i did the test on the cats they're stupid as fuck so i can't really 0.99

02:32:30.120 i want to try it although we can't say a lot but let's just turn the camera to the wall here 0.99

02:32:36.200 and there you go out al says you just send uh pictures through telegram and he'll uh pretend

02:32:42.040 that he sees us if you want to see if there's you know that's that's what's going on get out of here 1.00

02:32:52.120 you stupid cats they like you get cats they said it'll be fun they said 1.00

02:32:59.160 well they're they're entertaining yeah whatever barely sometimes 1.00

02:33:06.280 yeah yeah chris does act that way 0.98

02:33:10.280 oh no it's maybe it maybe it's been a while i like pink nipples it's probably my favorite 0.92

02:33:15.560 specific in the color yeah you know they're not too big not too small not too bumpy they're lumpy 1.00

02:33:27.960 you know jesus i know after women have kids their nipples fucking poke your fucking eye out 1.00

02:33:34.840 and they're not too big they're not too big they're not too big they're not too big 1.00

02:33:42.040 is that you playing this yeah yeah it has to be fuck she's muted fuck yeah 0.99

02:33:48.440 it's a little mars playground 0.99

02:33:54.280 sounds weird though no it sounds all right sounds like a nice little radio in the background

02:33:59.400 when you're in the shop kind of thing yeah maybe it's just in my headphones it sounds weird

02:34:11.160 i think sarah's got pizza and wings on the way 0.99

02:34:14.120 or at least pizza anyway

02:34:16.920 but you mentioned wings so she's probably got wings on the way too maybe 1.00

02:34:20.360 yeah

02:34:26.760 yes please i had pizza and wings that's for sure it was large large chopping for 0.95

02:34:32.680 fucking 16 bucks and then uh found wings to go along with that let's go that was dinner tonight 0.94

02:34:42.440 he was gonna pick up his guitar now listen to this 0.99

02:34:44.440 you know drum along

02:34:49.480 this is a good song i love this song well i was gonna pick up the bass

02:34:52.520 just get the bass you got the guitar there you go

02:34:57.240 that's sad there's something we can call not as well i can do on my show you slap the bass

02:35:02.280 you better slap the bass because if you're not slapping the bass you better just quit 0.99

02:35:06.520 yeah like a less claypool fucking 0.99

02:35:08.120 yeah you gotta be slapping the bass slap it oh look who it is 0.98

02:35:14.840 you could do like a a jam session show sometime maybe

02:35:19.160 before there's not a place and stuff you know

02:35:22.520 find a song everyone can agree on and uh 0.98

02:35:25.320 fucking stairway to heaven though 0.99

02:35:30.360 that's funny 1.00

02:35:32.120 no you don't play stairway down

02:35:33.240 something like that i'm just glad sarah's not here

02:35:41.400 you know it's fun

02:35:48.120 anyway

02:35:51.720 a lot of slapping bass you kind of slap

02:35:54.760 what's

02:35:59.320 you gotta slap the bass man

02:36:00.840 you know 0.68

02:36:01.800 you know

02:36:02.040 oh yeah

02:36:03.720 the guy got a

02:36:05.080 fretless bass and uh

02:36:07.320 slap so he had no frets on it

02:36:11.400 slap the bass man

02:36:16.760 you know

02:36:17.240 yeah like you're 1.00

02:36:18.040 fucking 0.99

02:36:18.440 one of the best 0.99

02:36:23.160 yeah that's kind of cool i don't really know a lot about bass bass is a whole other

02:36:26.920 freaking animal yeah right it is killer though yeah

02:36:30.840 my bag uh my buddy mark that was by last night we uh we ate some mushrooms last night but he's a

02:36:36.920 he's a bass player did you get in the mushrooms did you are they good

02:36:40.680 well yeah we were yeah we were sitting here and

02:36:44.040 i can just hang out for a little while and he went to bed and then all of a sudden he just pulled

02:36:49.240 one out and i was like uh

02:36:52.120 weighing some of these i was like sure so we just like i think we had like i don't know

02:36:56.920 during like three grams each or something and just watched severance

02:37:01.240 did you show him any of this stuff or no

02:37:04.680 all right he's seen it before

02:37:06.920 oh did he okay like you said he wasn't into this kind of 0.99

02:37:08.920 shit yeah yeah boy he's a little npc but 0.99

02:37:13.480 it's all right yeah it was a good night though definitely a good night 0.96

02:37:17.400 island jason first put something up here what island jason just put something up here put something

02:37:28.360 where

02:37:31.240 is he live no he just it's just a video no he's live right now no i don't know apparently

02:37:39.160 he is so are you sure that it's not just premiering a video yeah it's just oh they

02:37:47.240 he's testing a camera that's why okay

02:37:52.920 that's what's going on

02:37:56.280 let's see here did i already do that one i think i already did that one oh that's good tune we'll go

02:38:02.760 with that

02:38:03.080 why not

02:38:10.680 always a good one

02:38:14.120 hey we're watching you from five locations

02:38:19.480 bring it up let's see what he's got

02:38:20.680 what you doing what you doing

02:38:33.560 my washing machine i never got a tour of his face before

02:38:37.080 okay so he's testing out his camera

02:38:49.000 you got a new mic he's got a new camera

02:38:50.600 everybody's stepping up i'm just gonna figure out how to hook up my mics to it

02:38:54.120 and then i'm ready to go

02:38:56.040 oh i just i went got the mic that i originally had 0.90

02:38:58.920 i'm just fucking testing my new camera so 1.00

02:39:00.840 fuck off 1.00

02:39:03.480 you fuck off how about that 1.00

02:39:08.040 all right 1.00

02:39:13.240 i'm gonna go cheer for stream now yeah i just did

02:39:26.920 providing commentary of island jason and his jew dungeon 0.85

02:39:35.160 yeah what's going on here and this is where he makes all the bombs

02:39:39.160 you know he's got

02:39:43.400 you know

02:39:45.400 oh yeah that's that's uh

02:39:47.240 what's he got there those are

02:39:49.480 who knows what he's making

02:39:51.400 he's got some nice paintings there behind him for 0.99

02:39:53.160 fuck sakes why didn't you hang those up man jesus 0.99

02:39:56.760 no idea 1.00

02:40:00.440 so fucking special 0.98

02:40:03.720 wish i was special 1.00

02:40:07.240 sarah wishes she was special but she's a creep 1.00

02:40:13.160 i think the other way around i think we're a creep

02:40:15.640 he's special

02:40:17.800 now sarah's the creep definitely 0.99

02:40:19.240 you have both a little special dude or anything

02:40:25.640 i mean you're not wrong

02:40:29.960 but it's mostly sarah

02:40:33.160 all right

02:40:34.840 that's okay

02:40:35.480 special i'm special you're special we're all special special

02:40:44.280 um

02:40:46.840 i don't know

02:40:49.720 that's all all he's doing is just sitting there and

02:40:53.480 is it whittling or something

02:40:54.840 i have to go check uh camera words you know

02:41:01.720 oh boy

02:41:03.640 you got 1.00

02:41:05.640 drippy rock candy nymphs damn 1.00

02:41:09.640 that's rough 1.00

02:41:13.080 that is rough

02:41:18.360 all right

02:41:20.520 the stream is unavailable

02:41:21.960 i wish i was special

02:41:25.160 did he get copyright what was he doing

02:41:30.600 that's weird what happened

02:41:32.520 the stream is on a bit i think he got copyright for something somehow some way or

02:41:42.200 oh no he finished it that's why yeah he was done he just shut her down he's testing his new cameras like

02:41:46.440 that that was the camera looks all right okay

02:41:48.600 yeah that's great and he was just gonna go live man like you know

02:41:54.120 whatever that's cool yeah

02:41:55.880 yeah well

02:41:57.240 basement i'm jealous man like my basement's 0.98

02:41:59.240 fucking needs a lot of work man 0.98

02:42:01.480 yeah 1.00

02:42:02.280 no

02:42:05.880 he's like i just ended it

02:42:08.600 yeah that's what i figured right

02:42:15.240 yeah right what did i what did i do

02:42:19.240 well yeah that well yeah because it was sarah's birthday so we had to show the opposite of the

02:42:24.040 birthday did you oh wait chris missed it

02:42:27.320 did they yeah well obviously i didn't give him until

02:42:31.560 i'll show it again okay here it is

02:42:34.200 oh my god hold on hold on hold on oh god i think he might have

02:42:48.920 he's fucking right over the right over the barrier and that was a bridge by the way chris 0.94

02:42:54.840 oh yeah yeah yeah there's not there's no lawn or soft landing there yeah no no 0.92

02:42:59.320 no actually the one thing that was i did notice about that video though uh because it does continue

02:43:06.520 on a little bit more um is the spot where they're like the one lady's like just automatically she's 1.00

02:43:12.840 like he's dead he's dead and the guy's like and then the guy's like and i got it on the dash cam

02:43:19.320 like that's your first thought he's dead yeah here here actually i'll let that finish over and see

02:43:29.960 are you okay or anything like no yeah i'll let it finish out listen to them

02:43:42.600 oh my god oh oh god oh god oh god oh god i think he might have just uh he died

02:43:50.600 he died he died i got on desk him too oh my god oh my god oh my god

02:44:08.680 he's gone

02:44:11.800 he could have landed in traffic too man well yeah that's the other thing right because

02:44:17.400 is it i don't know where because by the time they pulled over that you can see over the bridge

02:44:23.160 right they'd already driven quite a ways there but uh judging by how high they were though yeah i

02:44:30.440 don't i don't see any way that you're you're landing there he's wearing a helmet

02:44:39.320 all right i guess that'll help that'll help yeah have a good night uh halifax matt hey man 0.95

02:44:45.640 went out for well that was that was dumb shouldn't have forgot your gloves 0.74

02:44:53.960 well well have a smoke in minus 20 30 degrees and uh have a smoke without your gloves yeah right 0.91

02:44:59.640 not it's not a good idea right anyway but yeah that's uh that's just one of those things right 0.99

02:45:06.520 but i mean you're kind of driving like an idiot so i mean maybe you probably shouldn't drive like an 0.99

02:45:11.560 idiot yeah and you definitely shouldn't you definitely shouldn't crash into the back of 1.00

02:45:17.240 the person that you're riding with yeah right in front of you they like fucking because that's what 1.00

02:45:22.920 it was right like that front tire hit their back tire and then speed wobble barrier done 1.00

02:45:31.960 i don't man i i don't know why anybody would ride a motorcycle on the highways that's stupid it's 0.97

02:45:38.360 just dumb i know it has to be done sometimes you get from one point to another it's a lot of guys 0.90

02:45:43.080 do it every day because it's cheaper on gas right yeah but man you know it's not the going over a 0.97

02:45:51.720 barrier is one thing to be worried about but it's the getting squished and run over man like 1.00

02:45:57.000 fuck yeah i mean that that's certainly something um especially with the trucks now 0.95

02:46:02.440 yeah um or one at one point in time we were able to trust the truck drivers around us we no longer 0.98

02:46:08.920 can no that's the unfortunate part but

02:46:15.960 and it's what it is actually what was this video too speaking of the truckers

02:46:22.280 i know i got one here i just can't remember specifically what happened in this one

02:46:32.440 not on your phone hey you weren't on your phone no no one else uh went in the ditch from the ice

02:46:44.200 though so i don't understand how you did i said no one else went in the dish from the ice but you

02:46:49.880 i don't where's the ice that's crazy man how long you've been driving for

02:46:55.640 how long you drive for 10 years four years how long did you how long did you drive how did how long

02:47:10.200 you can't understand how did you pass the test if you can't understand english how long did you drive

02:47:17.480 a truck for uh driving yeah yeah how long two months two months two months two months

02:47:33.000 all right i mean isn't that great not only is it he's only been driving for two months

02:47:40.600 but i'm sure that's the first fucking bit of snow that they've run into as well right so yeah

02:47:47.480 you add that in with the two months driving time there you go that's that's what we're dealing 0.98

02:47:55.880 with on the roads right now and it is getting pretty fucking ridiculous 0.88

02:48:03.960 i know on the ride home from uh from your house like yeah there were there was a few in the ditch for

02:48:09.800 sure yeah yeah always man always yeah it was i don't know i mean there was there was maybe one

02:48:19.160 that was like okay i understood why that person was stuck and it was just because they were trying

02:48:23.320 to get off onto the exit and because the plows had gone by at one point it kind of pushed like there's

02:48:31.320 a big fucking pile of snow that you have to go through to get into the exit so yeah other than that

02:48:37.560 there's a bunch of others that i was like what the what did you guys do yeah it's going too fast 0.98

02:48:43.640 man people are just going too fast it's like slow the down man it's fucking crazy out there 0.96

02:48:49.560 all right it's uh i used to laugh man because i'm driving up north and 0.96

02:48:53.160 shit i'm just taking my time when it's all ice like the road's so packed down with the 0.77

02:48:58.040 um the snow so packed down from the cars it's just a glare of ice man it's like driving on a hockey 0.98

02:49:02.200 rain you gotta have decent even if you do have decent tires even then it's still once you

02:49:06.680 fucking lose momentum like once you turn your wheel and once you start going you're 0.98

02:49:10.760 fucking going like it's like black ice kind of shit anyways people are just fucking booting like 1.00

02:49:16.920 and i'm like yep i'm gonna see him in the ditch yep sure enough five ten minutes later down the 1.00

02:49:20.680 road there he is in the ditch like guys in their big fucking trucks and shit i got four-wheel drive 0.99

02:49:25.320 man i got my big truck i'm good to go yeah they're just flying fucking laughing in the fast lane right 0.99

02:49:30.200 when we're all in the slow lane just putting along um yeah sure enough i don't know how many i've 1.00

02:49:35.400 seen man go up north bay and shit like there's three assholes in their big fucking trucks not 1.00

02:49:39.960 transports but truck pickup trucks off in the fucking ditch 1.00

02:49:46.600 why you don't need to go that fast when it's that fucking slippery i don't care how good your tires 0.99

02:49:50.520 are man right once you fucking once you once you hit something or try to change lanes or go around 1.00

02:49:55.960 somebody and you hit that little pat like you said that little fucking that's a deep shit that's in 0.99

02:50:00.120 between lanes and stuff you hit that it kind of fucking uh hydroplanes you a little bit and 1.00

02:50:05.080 you're fucked man oh yeah yeah absolutely especially if you're going from 1.00

02:50:10.200 like like maybe a clear patch of pavement into the slush or into the ice or just like anything 1.00

02:50:17.400 like that it can fuck with you real good oh look who's back look who decided to join us the night shift 0.98

02:50:24.920 she's gonna eat her pizza man listen don't act like i don't have things to do but i mean do you really 0.99

02:50:35.320 yeah i listen i had someone at my fucking door and then the pizza 0.99

02:50:43.720 i'm yeah the pizza just showed up and that's great 0.95

02:50:47.160 yeah something like that we're gonna have a bite of pizza i'm excited bring any wings no no wings

02:50:57.400 i don't do that stuff unless i make it myself i just got a little little teeny tiny small pizza

02:51:04.120 with jalapenos pineapple and pepperoni just a little small one nice

02:51:07.880 i don't know if i can even have anyway fuck did that video actually load i thought that'd be too big 0.87

02:51:16.760 oh my god what's yummy i have so bad 0.99

02:51:21.480 they need napkins or what no 0.98

02:51:25.720 fuckers i just have to have i need the napkins for 1.00

02:51:29.240 what do i need napkins for 1.00

02:51:30.280 oh my god that's what your pants are for i either get a shit ton of napkins or not at all 1.00

02:51:37.720 i didn't wear pants right so i don't have anything for them 0.99

02:51:42.440 so i'm fucked then is that what you're saying 0.94

02:51:44.760 because i have no pants and no napkins i guess i just said that's what i use my pants for 0.98

02:51:51.240 i don't need napkins i got pants 0.99

02:51:53.320 what would you use your knee to fucking wipe your mouth with or something what the 1.00

02:51:59.800 fuck what oh you like that to wipe your pants oh yeah right you don't need to wipe your mouth 1.00

02:52:05.640 you get it all in your mouth and then you use your fucking tongue for that you got to eat your food 1.00

02:52:09.480 man don't waste that 1.00

02:52:14.200 no that effect

02:52:17.400 what is going on there

02:52:18.600 what is this have you guys on and lady in my locker room has haitian radio 1.00

02:52:26.120 so it's like a whole bunch of

02:52:28.920 haitian radio jesus

02:52:31.160 what is haitian radio exactly

02:52:39.080 black people french music

02:52:43.080 ah that's what i forgot to do

02:52:45.240 that's so good

02:52:47.960 yeah it looks good man it looks nice and cheesy

02:52:50.040 all right i'm gonna grab it anyway i don't give a 0.90

02:52:52.200 a fuck what are you grabbing now i forgot i forgot to download some 0.99

02:53:00.360 the one of the new sponsors 1.00

02:53:04.920 hey you got sponsors now do you

02:53:07.480 i'll find it

02:53:08.280 who's sponsoring us

02:53:09.880 i'm fine

02:53:10.440 it was see look it's it's tough when you got to do it all yourself right you know

02:53:21.480 all right where is i think i bookmarked it 0.97

02:53:31.160 the shit that i wanted to download out to download 0.99

02:53:33.240 you're gonna make me so sick 1.00

02:53:40.280 all right 0.99

02:53:43.160 make you sick what are you talking about 0.81

02:53:46.040 i'm gonna have like

02:53:48.360 wheat or

02:53:51.960 sugar or anything processed so the fact that i'm having wine that has yeast and sugar in it

02:53:59.320 it's all the things together that are going to make me not feel great tomorrow but

02:54:14.360 right yeah

02:54:16.680 it's all worth it today

02:54:17.800 it's your birthday

02:54:23.000 that's right

02:54:23.400 hurry up

02:54:24.280 there we go

02:54:30.360 so good

02:54:31.640 it's a good thing we're not there you get your birthday spankings 1.00

02:54:35.400 i don't have any pants on so 0.89

02:54:37.960 i would actually be fine with spanking that's the problem 0.95

02:54:40.760 it would probably be a very different evening

02:54:46.920 so here we are

02:54:47.960 where are the hats

02:54:52.840 or were there somewhere

02:54:53.720 um

02:54:54.600 does she get one

02:54:55.640 anyway

02:54:56.440 gonna gonna gonna take a a 30 second time out

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02:55:47.000 speaking of faggots uh this this is like a five minute video but it is it's 0.98

02:55:52.520 we'll see how much we can get through but uh this is actually pretty funny it's a bunch of 1.00

02:55:57.800 faggots and trainees threatening uh because they're all upset about trump's decisions in the u.s 1.00

02:56:02.760 uh and this is something about uh i guess this was like some sort of trans sanctuary city or 0.99

02:56:08.920 something and they're like deciding that that's not going to be the case

02:56:12.360 so they had a uh bit of a meeting here and these are the

02:56:16.360 people that showed up and i can tell you right now

02:56:19.560 this is a collection of solid mental health i think you'll be able to tell i need the city to

02:56:27.000 protect me because the federal government won't and if you think you're afraid of trump you should

02:56:33.480 see how afraid of trump i am can you wrap up please yes i can if you say that you're afraid of trump

02:56:41.640 and that's why you don't want city to be the city to be a space safe space for trans people you better

02:56:47.160 prepare for trans people to make this a very unsafe space i'm shaking right now i don't want to be here 1.00

02:56:55.480 please i'm sorry am i taking too long pleading for my life you remembered how many children i have

02:57:02.840 and how many and the two of them are trans i speak as both the b and the t in the lgbt

02:57:12.040 i'm multiply disabled i have ehlers-danlos syndrome which is a connective tissue disorder that causes me

02:57:18.360 immense physical pain i um i'm on the autism spectrum and i have narcolepsy and i couldn't

02:57:25.720 drive myself here so i had to hide from my driver that i was in drag which is not an easy thing to do

02:57:33.240 in drag i do not want to be here it's my day off i do not want to be in your dms i do not want to be in 1.00

02:57:40.600 your email inboxes i do not want my creativity writing diss tracks like kendrick i don't want

02:57:47.000 to spend an hour applying glitter on my face so that you will hear and see me i want you to listen

02:57:55.800 to me let us remember that the nazis burned the books that uh the the nazis burned books on gender

02:58:03.160 sciences first now the administration has villainized and marginalized migrant workers trans lgp lg bt

02:58:12.760 people and even special needs denying life-saving and affirming care can you look at me and tell me

02:58:19.400 how many of my friends need to die before you do anything please look at me okay we're all done here

02:58:25.960 of course we need to continue celebrating black history month because in spite of what's coming 1.00

02:58:36.040 down from washington we all know that we all exist and we all need to be recognized for our existence

02:58:42.920 but be aware that you are a guest in my house when you come and when you come know that there are

02:58:51.000 strong queer and trans people in my classroom who will collect you with the quickness um my name in

02:58:58.760 drag is dd delight um and my name out of drag is dewey cosgrova tansa laddie la rouge he they in drag

02:59:09.880 district three my legal name is olivia d'ambrosio my public name is livy scanlon my wife and i own a

02:59:17.720 home in the canal district i speak as someone who is always misgendered like all the time people refer

02:59:25.880 to me as sir when i prefer to be referred to as ma'am i speak as someone who is afraid to use public

02:59:34.200 toilets i speak as someone who is a member of this community and is a queer person you have to imagine

02:59:45.160 being me and my wife fearing that our marriage rights will be stripped away at any moment please

02:59:51.640 i don't i only have so much time please please joe's gonna cut me off which matters more covering

02:59:57.560 the legal fees of systemic police brutality or protecting the lives of queer people in our

03:00:03.960 community how many lives have to be lost before you consider fighting back against fascism and

03:00:10.920 corruption now is the time to say that if federal money relies on the dehumanization of trans people 0.98

03:00:15.240 that we don't want your goddamn money i get that some of you care more about fuss about 0.98

03:00:19.400 easy funding than trans lives and don't mind nazis for some whatever reason but 0.99

03:00:25.720 normally i would say good evening but through the chair i will only impart my sour grapes

03:00:32.440 it's an extremely emotional and taxing thing to stand up here

03:00:37.400 as someone as part of the trans and gender diverse community my name is katie i'm from district 5 and

03:00:44.200 i'm speaking in support of agenda items 10b and 14b right now in our country trump is threatening the

03:00:50.760 trans and gender diverse community noticing people here are trying to control the rights of others and

03:00:56.120 that's not right we should make western sanctuary city for trans people everybody deserves to feel safe and

03:01:02.840 everybody needs to feel safe i've loved here for four years and there hasn't really been any changes in

03:01:09.880 how people feel safe in the city my birthday is this saturday and all i want is peace and for you to vote yes

03:01:16.680 please don't let me down for my birthday there's a lot of queer people that i love and to candy carlson 0.89

03:01:23.240 you should know to never call someone it's i'm seven and i know better the kids are watching and we're ready to vote you out

03:01:30.840 oh my gosh

03:01:42.360 yeah poor kid indeed what even was that and we're ready to vote your kid you can't vote 1.00

03:01:47.960 fucking fucking jesus it's fucked is what it is yeah that's uh we gotta make asylums 1.00

03:01:56.360 more asylums again man and and properly children's great again look at look at it 1.00

03:02:03.480 make asylums great again but i mean but properly treat people people have issues man and they need 1.00

03:02:09.320 the help right what kind of lobotomies

03:02:13.560 when they close all the asylums at the what they didn't close the big one in st john years ago man 0.91

03:02:17.640 and they just let fucking the private sector look after these people in the government like 1.00

03:02:21.320 it was society's job now to look after these people who are you know my you know my favorite 0.90

03:02:25.960 part was though in all of that the one thing that one guy that like could barely read where he was like

03:02:32.760 the nazis burned the books on gender sciences first it's like the only time

03:02:40.840 that somebody's willing to say what books got burned

03:02:45.160 right but only because in this particular case it it seems to you know help their cause or at least 0.99

03:02:54.040 they believe but yeah it's it's all a bunch of fucking ridiculousness and just a perfect example 0.96

03:03:00.440 though of how sane those people are or are not like they're oh yeah like that one dude that's like 1.00

03:03:09.320 i get misgendered all the time like well no fucking shit look at you you're a dude 0.99

03:03:14.600 jason's doing a happy dance over here 1.00

03:03:24.440 all right

03:03:27.400 that works um

03:03:29.720 i don't know i feel bad

03:03:31.480 come on with us you can come on

03:03:33.960 if anybody wants to come on

03:03:35.960 i think a lot of these people just they've been fed this book and that one woman there with the 0.99

03:03:39.960 trans kids fucking protect trans kids that woman with the purple hair i have 1.00

03:03:44.280 trans children yeah because of you and this is this is why most of them think this 1.00

03:03:48.200 shit because it's been hammered into their head oh it's just a little kid oh you're really a boy 1.00

03:03:53.960 people used to do this years and years ago man they they dress up a young girl and just have young 1.00

03:03:59.240 boys and dresses and put dresses on them and check that and um it's just been going on for a long time

03:04:05.640 man it's uh now it's at the open we're seeing it like people were hammering this is why i'm against 1.00

03:04:11.080 gay couples adopting kids right because they push that shit ideology and shit on them and 1.00

03:04:18.120 from a young age and it's like 1.00

03:04:23.880 well and that's the the the other one there too that was like you know how many kids i have and

03:04:27.800 two of them are trans well i mean the odds that you would have 0.99

03:04:31.400 are supposed to be impossible they're supposed to be impossible excuse me but the reason that

03:04:39.000 they're not impossible is because trans isn't a real thing it's just you've convinced them that they 1.00

03:04:45.080 are yeah yeah it's the fuck man it's nothing more than people who never had proper fucking therapy and 1.00

03:04:53.560 then they're projecting onto their four children like is it especially i don't really miss being a kid 1.00

03:04:58.600 man growing up and especially in your puberty years man it was confusing the 0.99

03:05:02.280 shit enough man it's fucking confusing it's you're going through changes and 1.00

03:05:06.040 shit life's confusing enough as it is you don't need people 1.00

03:05:08.760 fucking oh you could be this and you could do this and it's okay to be this like what the 1.00

03:05:13.240 fuck man look off fuck i just want to fucking meet a chick and get a girlfriend and get laid 1.00

03:05:19.320 for fuck's sake i don't need oh but you can be a girl you already have one 1.00

03:05:23.240 no i'm not no i'm talking about when we're kids man like a kid kids are confused enough as it is 1.00

03:05:29.400 man they're just literally confusing them with more fucking godly goop bullshit that's not going to help 0.97

03:05:34.040 in life here's the other thing too like and this is the way i've said it and they don't like it when 0.99

03:05:38.200 i phrase it this way but um so you mean to tell me that you believe that if you can tell a kid that 0.98

03:05:47.880 they're stupid for long enough that they'll believe that they're stupid but you know telling 0.99

03:05:53.640 them that they can be any gender they want for years isn't going to make them believe that they 1.00

03:05:58.280 can just change it and that it isn't about how you feel it's about what you want it's both abuse

03:06:04.680 yep right like because that's what it really is is it's just you pounded it into their heads that

03:06:09.720 there it's possible that this can happen yeah so yeah you're you're with their heads and

03:06:16.120 eventually they're just gonna you know there's gonna be some that are going to be attention

03:06:19.800 seeking that are going to because that's the other thing they always always always always always

03:06:24.520 always have another accompanying mental illness right like that one girl said what what was the phrase 0.95

03:06:30.760 that she used uh multi uh uh disabled or disability or whatever she's narcoleptic and uh yeah like she 0.97

03:06:40.520 had like a bucket of shit wrong with her there um yeah but yeah like what the yeah it is and that's 1.00

03:06:48.680 the thing though and it's they're victims or no they're not victims they're retired no it's not 0.99

03:06:54.040 i think some of them are they're being told you're a victim and it's everybody's being told that uh 0.99

03:06:58.680 no some of them are victims though that's the thing your fucking life a lot easier if you just 1.00

03:07:02.600 pretend to be a victim about everything all the time man fuck off man 1.00

03:07:05.720 all right so island jason just admitted that he was gay just wanted to let that out there 1.00

03:07:12.760 he just told me or jason yeah he just he just told me oh he did the bulldog thing again today

03:07:20.520 that's why he's off to the loop again no i just i i asked him if he wanted a link and he said no 1.00

03:07:25.320 he's fucking around with the shit still i was like well that's gay 0.99

03:07:28.120 oh i did a happy dance and it just worked everything out now well that that comes after grant 1.00

03:07:37.000 right that comes after yeah because that's the whole point to it is it's because so here's the thing

03:07:44.600 multiple personalities we all agree mental health issue right like that's not a real thing that's

03:07:51.640 that's something that is wrong with the brain and so what do we do with that we medicate that

03:07:56.600 we you know we have treatments uh to to prevent people from believing that they are multiple

03:08:03.720 people i see no difference in believing that i am a lady versus i have three personalities

03:08:14.200 yeah it is the same thing to me because yeah you know you're not going to tell somebody with

03:08:19.800 multiple personalities who isn't medicated that you know what they're feeling is wrong they're going 0.96

03:08:25.240 to tell you to fuck off they feel it it's right just the same as any of these gender confused 1.00

03:08:30.680 fucking retards you don't have to be a fucking doctor to know this shit man it's like but but 1.00

03:08:35.080 the difference is though that's a good analogy you're making there it's just like the same with the 1.00

03:08:39.320 call a kid stupid here here's the thing because i'm not done yet i'm not done yet here's the thing 0.70

03:08:45.000 is that the difference is is that one is treated with medication why because it's the only way to make 0.99

03:08:51.320 money off it because you're not going to make any money off of these people by enabling their

03:08:56.280 multiple personalities right there's no money to be made by giving them multiple social insurance 0.97

03:09:02.360 numbers there's no money and they could make money i mean fuck maybe they could collect like five 0.76

03:09:07.000 different welfare checks at once but other than that there is no advantage to enabling the idea that 0.99

03:09:14.360 they have multiple personalities whereas in a gender situation there is a lot of fucking you know 1.00

03:09:23.880 what i mean because there's all all the hormone therapies you've got all of the surgeries you've got 0.97

03:09:29.960 all of the therapy you've got all of all of this other stuff that costs quite a bit really because i

03:09:36.760 think what some of the surgeries are like 12 grand something like that is what it would actually cost our 0.99

03:09:42.120 our medical system to do um so it's it's a money maker like i know there's some stupid people out 0.98

03:09:50.600 there that are like oh we don't pay for our health care but that doesn't mean that money isn't exchanged 0.98

03:09:54.760 and money isn't made right there are honestly there's people that you have to explain that to

03:10:01.480 i've had to do it before well i mean regardless right like the tax dollars pay for it right the tax

03:10:07.320 dollars go to the company that is providing the surgeries or whatever right like that's just the

03:10:12.920 way it works and again you make more money by enabling a gender confused person than you do treating them 1.00

03:10:27.560 man what bugs me though is like all these fucking commie fucking pinko degenerate little 1.00

03:10:34.440 fucks they're always going to be around kids whether it be scouting or church or schools or 1.00

03:10:39.720 kindergarten they're always youth groups youth pastors like they're always around kids man 1.00

03:10:45.720 always that's what they're into right but when you look at schools kindergartners like the libraries

03:10:51.400 the gay pride flags they don't have anything relatable to adults right but it just these guys are outing

03:10:56.760 themselves and like thank you because when it's a fan there's a purge we know exactly where we're going

03:11:01.480 here's the other thing too though is that you have to go towards the kids because you're not going to

03:11:05.480 convince adults kids are easy i can i can tell i can tell this kid anything i want yeah and as long

03:11:13.000 as i just continue to repeat it to him over and over and over and over again i will get him to believe 0.99

03:11:17.800 it right like that's just the way that works that's how children are they're fucking sponges and if you 0.97

03:11:23.480 just keep throwing the information at them then eventually it sticks right and you can convince them of 0.99

03:11:30.760 anything my neighbor's kid man right we we convince them that fucking we convince them a fat man comes 1.00

03:11:37.400 down a goddamn chimney every year and leaves them fucking presents for absolutely no reason 1.00

03:11:43.000 it's not hard it's not hard to fucking manipulate a child's mind man yeah right it's not hard to 1.00

03:11:47.640 manipulate an adult's mind most of the adults in our fucking current society are so fucking stupid 1.00

03:11:53.960 that the children are smarter than them now it can happen but children are definitely an easier 1.00

03:12:00.760 target though yeah it's it that's the low-hanging fruit that you don't even really need to try that

03:12:06.200 you know what's the you know what's the easy target is the men who aren't men it's the dads who aren't

03:12:13.560 present that's who gets targeted pedophiles and people who are abusing children are going for homes who

03:12:23.160 have non-present male parental because it's all attention-seeking behavior 100 if there's no

03:12:32.040 men present in the household that's where they're looking for because it's easy prey for them 0.98

03:12:38.200 yeah 100 100 and like we need more fucking masculine men we need more men who are actually 0.99

03:12:45.400 men who are protecting who are protecting their women and their fucking families yeah yeah but they 0.99

03:12:53.240 also need ones running away like cowards though we also need ones that aren't on only fans too though 0.99

03:12:59.240 that's also another aspect this is where i say both both are fought yeah but both are fought to go on

03:13:05.720 only fans do you choose to sit no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm saying that your 0.96

03:13:11.160 fucking options are limited because most of these women are on only fans right like that's the problem 1.00

03:13:18.600 is that it's it's just a degenerate society both ways right because it's been advertised drilled into and 0.99

03:13:27.640 you know what i mean like we've got apps now today we don't go and talk to people we send our dicks on

03:13:38.120 messenger and things like that right like that's that's to the point that it's the people that you're

03:13:45.000 going to meet no i understand that but what i'm saying is is that when the entire society

03:13:52.920 right but i'm just saying when the entire society has devolved to that 0.65

03:13:56.520 right but it's fucking ridiculous that's what i'm saying like i choose to not meet people that way i 0.87

03:14:01.000 choose to not be part of that i would disagree side of society i choose to but that's what i mean is i 0.97

03:14:06.920 would disagree that generally society has devolved to that like just because you're choosing not to

03:14:12.520 doesn't mean much it just means that you or me or those of us here aren't choosing to the vast

03:14:20.280 majority yes but the vast majority that's what it is right it's culture it's instant gratification

03:14:30.200 it's only fans it's yeah because i don't want any of that i don't want any of the degeneracy i don't

03:14:35.960 want any of the hookup i don't want i'm not interested in texting with intent i'm not interested in

03:14:42.280 having a partner who wants to have female friends or anything like that i'm not interested in

03:14:48.040 anything like that if you want to be my partner then you're my partner like it's weird i i don't

03:14:52.440 know but yeah you're saying all i'm saying is where are the men i saw that afd where's all the men i 0.99

03:15:01.080 saw i saw more antifa at that afd rally no fucking clue but you know what i'm going to be fucking by 0.98

03:15:06.360 myself until i find somebody who's fucking and you see a soccer game over in europe and there's all the 0.99

03:15:10.920 young white men all going ah they're all fit and but they all get their jerseys on and they're all 0.99

03:15:16.600 in there for a fucking soccer game man but they're not there for a call them men though politics and 0.99

03:15:21.480 shit yeah no can you call them men because the hardest part about playing soccer on your parents 1.00

03:15:27.080 these guys are they're beating the shit out of each other over a fucking football game soccer game but 1.00

03:15:31.960 they're not doing a damn thing about it and playing there and looking at women on only fans every 1.00

03:15:36.440 single night and jerking off and they can't get a fucking heart on with a real fucking female in front of 0.99

03:15:39.880 their face because they can't actually get attracted to a female that isn't online 1.00

03:15:48.280 something yeah that's sad that's sad man nothing like the real thing man tell you yeah but they

03:15:53.080 don't know what the real thing is because they've been exposed to everything but the real thing and

03:15:57.400 then when they get the real thing in front of them they're like ew well i mean i don't know because

03:16:03.320 hookup culture is pretty hard fucking core right now like that's pretty banging excuse the pun yeah 0.97

03:16:09.880 i wouldn't know because i haven't been involved in hookup culture in like 15 fucking years 0.95

03:16:16.680 and i'm not interested for it looks like it goes pretty strong right i mean the last time 0.75

03:16:23.720 what it was probably like a year ago i was looking up accounts and i'll tell you

03:16:28.520 wow have things changed right like i remember when i first started out i was like yeah okay

03:16:37.480 now you've got profiles that are like we're looking for a third

03:16:41.400 or we're like yeah there's some insane shit and there used to be specific places for that 0.68

03:16:49.320 like let's be clear there used yeah now it's just everywhere yeah but this is what i'm saying 0.92

03:16:55.560 there used to be an underground or like not even underground there used to be just like underground

03:17:01.240 anymore no it's mainstream and that's what i'm saying everything has been so wildly over sexualized

03:17:07.640 you know there's people talking pans they call themselves pansexual stop it's not funny anymore 0.99

03:17:15.480 whatever i pansexual stupid so is the what is it the demisexual the 1.00

03:17:20.040 fucking what's the other one what are the other ones they got no no this is another thing that i 1.00

03:17:26.760 learned on them is that you're looking at all this shit and these idiots put things like demisexual 1.00

03:17:31.720 pansexual this sexual and it's it's like what the fuck are you talking about 1.00

03:17:41.960 dumb there's one for like ghosts and shit oh you know excuse me 1.00

03:17:46.680 uh they just make the shit up then and fucking like they like they do things with ghosts like 1.00

03:17:53.080 that's like actually like a sexual orientation like you fuck a ghost yeah great like you can be like 1.00

03:17:59.400 you're a ghost and that's actually like an insult sometimes when you're cop and you look like you're 1.00

03:18:03.880 sucking one off so instead of saying like you'd be like hey go fucker you could be like hey ghost 1.00

03:18:11.400 fucker and that's actually not an insult anymore is that what you're telling me 1.00

03:18:17.720 i don't you know something like that there's not one fucking remember 1.00

03:18:23.480 man i don't say but yeah where's all the men they're all watching yeah i don't think they're giving 0.88

03:18:27.960 them a whole month though to have a parade and all that stuff anymore right like i thought they were

03:18:31.560 only giving them like short amounts of time now and like even in the states now there's not all of the

03:18:36.040 things so it's starting to happen here too you see it starting to wind down a little bit yeah it's

03:18:43.000 good what are you talking about the month the homo month and the things i doubt it i think we're 0.79

03:18:49.160 i think we're gonna end up going the opposite no no i think we're gonna go the opposite way i guarantee 0.97

03:18:55.800 you you mean with all the indians we're gonna go the opposite way and let all the indians here be homos 1.00

03:19:00.680 i fucking i doubt it yeah how to stop doing that yes because look look who's gonna win the election 0.99

03:19:10.200 right that's all you have that's all you have to do is look at who's gonna win the election and it's 0.98

03:19:14.520 not gonna be the conservatives yeah but what does that have to do with anything i don't get it

03:19:19.960 i don't know which one of them he's already he's already said that he's gonna goal it it's 10 o'clock 0.89

03:19:38.360 what is that voice it's her watching fucking days of her lives or some 0.98

03:19:42.280 fucking thing over there in the kitchen oh good i love that for her i'm not mad yeah right i just 0.99

03:19:46.360 wasn't sure what it was oh my god it's not bad it's fine leave her alone she's all gonna 1.00

03:19:52.200 fucking joint through herself out there leave her alone she's fine 1.00

03:19:58.200 you're fine michelle i didn't piss her off right yeah you sure did she's still angry 0.99

03:20:06.520 why are why are you in trouble i yelled at her she's trying to you guys are trying to explain 0.99

03:20:12.280 fuck listen don't yell at michelle i'll come over there and i'll stupid i'll give you a hoof before 1.00

03:20:18.840 i give one to chris or to johnny i mean johnny yeah i forgot about that when you guys got here 0.99

03:20:28.280 yeah i like i said i i thought i was going to be in a better mood than i was so i feel like it's

03:20:35.800 it's just like drinking alone or drinking when you're in a sad mood like you don't do it 0.98

03:20:41.080 it's the same thing with kicking someone's ass if i kick his ass when i'm in a bad she knows better 0.99

03:20:48.440 no then i'll just i'll actually feel a tiny bit of guilt about it and i don't want to feel bad 1.00

03:20:53.800 when i kick you in the fucking mouth 1.00

03:20:58.440 you know when i give you like a good swift roundhouse 1.00

03:21:02.600 right to the fucking jawline i could never 0.99

03:21:05.880 no i can't kick man i keep my feet on the ground i have a hard enough time standing up and staying 1.00

03:21:14.040 on my feet as it is i can't be fucking kicking and i'm not bruce lee oh stupid 1.00

03:21:18.440 shit ah see i just know that i'm really good on a pair of heels and i'm definitely confident in my 0.99

03:21:25.480 round housing let's go watching you do a roundhouse with high heels let me dude i gotta see that 1.00

03:21:31.240 shit that'd be cool oh absolutely i can do everything better anyway because i'm a female 1.00

03:21:37.880 and most of my life as i was saying jesus yeah yeah 0.98

03:21:48.360 all right anyway this was the uh this is what i was tyler and i'm a psychosexual i'm only attracted

03:21:57.160 to crazy girls there's something about mental instability that gets me absolutely bricked up 0.70

03:22:02.120 it's not easy but i weed out all the rational girls on the first date what would you do if i 0.91

03:22:07.160 slightly deviated from an existing plan i would say hey sometimes you gotta go with the flow

03:22:12.760 disgusting lose my number it's tough being a psycho lover because women naturally conceal their 1.00

03:22:17.960 insanity and then soft launch it after a few months once the relationship's more established little do 0.98

03:22:23.160 they know that insanity is actually what i want what would you do if i came home say 20 minutes late i

03:22:29.080 would call you 12 times what else would you do i would go through your phone once you got home don't 0.80

03:22:34.440 stop i would get blackout drunk and get behind the wheel of my white jeep wrangler and if you 0.95

03:22:39.960 really love me you would make sure i wouldn't crash and die oh my god us psychosexuals have a saying 0.89

03:22:46.920 if she's in the head she can in the bed psychosexuals we're here and in this day and age we're thriving 0.99

03:22:53.480 oh my god oh my god oh my god that's a lot yeah women are crazy that's i don't see this is why i don't have 1.00

03:23:10.760 female friends that's why yeah see this this is why i've never taken the time to understand women 1.00

03:23:17.240 because women understand women and women hate each other i don't understand women though

03:23:23.480 i try and then i'm like no but i don't want to compete against you i already know i'm better than

03:23:28.600 you i don't need there's no competition we don't need to have a conversation about that don't compete

03:23:33.480 with me i don't i don't i try i try to get but this is the reason why i didn't do like the whole yeah no

03:23:42.760 see like red rover red rover no i just punched them in the head red rover this

03:23:51.800 she's the one that she she's the one jumping in the jeep wrangler you know 1.00

03:23:58.200 right but yes i feel like i don't i guess the wrangler and the tj is kind of the same thing

03:24:05.240 kind of yeah right that's yeah really but anyway and i'm not a jeep girl so i'm not the crazy person

03:24:12.920 anyway i would but there was like a part of the oh see the way i look at it no the way i look at it

03:24:21.720 is he's right um women just soft launch they're crazy like you know three or four months in you're 1.00

03:24:28.120 all crazy the question is though to what degree in severity that's where you got to go and that's 0.93

03:24:36.840 where you consult the hot crazy index right i mean the hot the hot crazy index certainly uh

03:24:44.920 certainly clears up a lot of confusion i feel like i would love to have this conversation

03:24:51.480 on another stream when there's no wine involved and we can have an actual serious discussion because

03:24:59.080 i feel like i'm not going to disagree with you um because women have been put into this box to be 0.99

03:25:08.600 crazy and after you showed me the hot crazy matrix thing that's true i get it but i also understand

03:25:17.480 from being around a ton of women who

03:25:23.400 were like that that i get it like do you know what i mean like i understand that however they are 0.91

03:25:29.800 the crazier pardon hotter the crazier but not always no no no now you're trying to bring up the unicorn

03:25:37.560 the unicorn doesn't exist don't listen because i know i'm not on the crazy index because i don't have

03:25:44.440 the same you know what that sounds that sounds just like what a woman on the crazy index would say 1.00

03:25:54.040 you're my friend so you listen all the crazy women are like i'm not crazy that's kind of what makes 1.00

03:26:02.520 them crazy no no no no no no no i'm not i'm not speaking for all of the crazy women because i don't 1.00

03:26:07.640 know the crazy women what i'm saying is let's be clear i know for myself that i don't fall on the 0.96

03:26:17.560 female crazy index because i don't play by the same rules as women i think skew's trying to say you're at 1.00

03:26:25.800 least a four on the crazy index angus says you're batshit crazy um yeah so he's and he says minimum 0.95

03:26:35.400 four minimum four on uh listen you guys want to know what level of crazy i am take the level that's the 0.99

03:26:45.560 highest multiply it by fucking like a hundred you know how people are like oh you pissed me off so i 0.99

03:26:57.080 fucked your dad weird it says it's my kind of pissed me off so i'm gonna take your entire family fortune 1.00

03:27:05.960 i'm not just gonna fuck your dad i'm gonna take your shit and i'm gonna take everyone else's in your 1.00

03:27:12.120 family too it's beyond slashing tires or breaking windows at this point yeah yeah after that raging 1.00

03:27:18.840 i agree sure yeah i don't do crazy i have other people to do crazy for me that's it i sit back and i 0.98

03:27:27.720 watch these hands all right fucking pristine you want to push crazy oh my god there's no level of 0.95

03:27:40.040 crazy all right she's i don't operate on the female level of crazy i operate on the crazy level of 0.99

03:27:47.160 crazy crazy crazy i i read once that uh it's a i can't remember exactly like 80 percent of american 0.75

03:27:55.080 that went that went from four to ten real quick

03:28:04.120 i try so hard to be a nice person like again chris we had this conversation on saturday like this is the

03:28:11.640 thing and this is how you know that i'm not a female okay here's a this look this is how i'm

03:28:18.760 going to explain it to everybody right here this is really fucking simple okay here's how i'm not 1.00

03:28:23.000 a female and everybody else is all right you have a penis no no i have fantastic tits and a really 1.00

03:28:31.320 nice doesn't mean you don't have a penis right i'm a little worried now because i just asked if you 1.00

03:28:37.160 had a penis and your answer was i have fantastic tits and a really nice vagina 1.00

03:28:44.600 that's what i said i'll take the word for it but i don't believe it 1.00

03:28:51.160 there's like a level of

03:28:54.680 so

03:28:57.000 how's it easy okay there's like people will like try it

03:29:01.640 into it oh i can make a good sandwich i assure you but listen here's how it goes

03:29:09.400 um women again there's this weird thing where women compete with each other and they want to try 1.00

03:29:17.080 and take things that don't belong to them or um that aren't theirs or that whatever women just 1.00

03:29:27.160 do these weird things with um stuff yes yes yes i'm with you bearded

03:29:37.880 i'm not crazy that's literally what i'm trying to explain is that i like the unfemale version

03:29:48.440 it's amazing i'm not listen if you i'm not trying to justify the uncrazy that's what i'm

03:29:53.080 trying to say i'm trying to explain to you guys if you think that there's like female crazy i'm 0.94

03:29:58.200 on a whole other level of crazy because if you think women are crazy congratulations you've never 0.85

03:30:05.640 met me what i was going to say though is like if you look at the stats of how many women in 0.99

03:30:11.000 in north america i'm pretty sure it's the united states survey that i read it's like 85

03:30:15.800 at least 80 of women in the united states are on some form of head meds

03:30:20.280 yeah see there's exactly my point and this is what makes me completely different from everyone 0.92

03:30:26.600 else no pharmaceuticals none of the bullshit i don't play around i don't i'm not in the same 1.00

03:30:32.680 fucking playing field as these idiots that's so funny there's an argument that you're actually 1.00

03:30:41.720 crazier then because they're medicated and me medicate them go right ahead i dealt with medicated 1.00

03:30:50.120 females my entire life and they always want to compete that's the unmedicated ones we're 1.00

03:30:55.240 worried about and back and i just go like this and it's like okay go ahead honey we're not even on 0.99

03:31:03.240 the same book let alone the same fucking page sweetheart that same room yeah right steve i'm 0.93

03:31:10.600 i'm i'm with you steven with an s i'm with you bud carry on 0.99

03:31:15.800 see it's i don't care women what are you gonna say say it's me women are different with me they 1.00

03:31:21.480 don't want to challenge me very much see because i'm probably smaller and i'm not threatening me

03:31:27.640 you're not threatening you're no threat until they all and yeah michelle makes really really good 1.00

03:31:33.400 big good so i'm not going to say anything in this conversation michelle is a fucking saint no i'm just 0.96

03:31:39.560 saying people underestimate me because i'm small i love michelle 100 i love michelle 0.96

03:31:44.760 it's your benefit it's to let other people underestimate you man let people underestimate

03:31:49.240 you absolutely smart undercover nothing wrong with that you know what i have in the freezer johnny

03:31:55.400 i have uh orange chocolate chip cookies that sounds weird it's like a terry's chocolate orange cookie

03:32:03.080 yeah i'm not i i i i don't do the the the orange and the chocolate i don't understand

03:32:08.280 i don't understand people he likes mushrooms man come on yeah yeah mushrooms yeah

03:32:13.800 jada said mushrooms in the freezer can you put mushrooms in the freezer yeah i'd start walking there

03:32:18.760 right now there in a day or two yeah i appreciate the i appreciate the women that that like to compete 1.00

03:32:29.080 with each other and do all of those those fun things and and backstab each other and things like that

03:32:36.200 however i had no patience for that no i i don't know whatever i don't think i had like a friend in

03:32:46.200 i don't need other people's toys i have my own and i certainly am not interested in trying to compete

03:32:53.000 with things but people like i said it's not even the same fucking book this is the most 0.96

03:32:58.600 that's weird johnny's trying to say something yeah quiet everybody this is why you can't let too 0.99

03:33:05.640 many women on i know fucking yap yap yap you know it's my fucking birthday shut up oh my god how 1.00

03:33:13.080 many long have you been talking i've been in the kitchen being quiet i come out in a second 1.00

03:33:17.640 right michelle all right michelle you can do what you want that's right tell her on the other

03:33:23.240 hand now i forgot what i was saying okay so i wouldn't say that i wouldn't say that i'm scared

03:33:29.320 of michelle i just try not to make sure that she gets mad because then i don't have it it's fun though

03:33:35.080 you know i got it i like what i like watching her get mad at other people oh yeah i would love to

03:33:42.120 see what i look like when i yell at other people it's fun especially when it's chris thank you

03:33:49.880 that gets pretty funny too all right oh that's just little stuff yeah like no i've had a verbal

03:33:56.680 disagreement with my neighbor across the porches because she's right next door so i'm yipping at

03:34:01.640 her and she's yipping back at me and my other mate and melanie comes out like five minutes after 1.00

03:34:06.520 she goes that was you i went yeah i missed it i think that's safe fights breaking out michelle

03:34:13.240 coincidence yeah you know what gets off sauce every fight like weird fights you sing the anthem

03:34:22.200 like it's two o'clock in the morning every time we like our neighbor will cause

03:34:25.560 with someone and go in the house and then they come back like chris has said before

03:34:30.920 and then we end up singing the anthem because like come on dude it's canada today like it's two days

03:34:35.400 away we don't need this and then they're like okay fine oh yeah this was all before

03:34:44.040 but yeah we were talking girly something girls are crazy oh yeah no i had a i didn't have a gang of 0.92

03:34:52.040 girls you know i had a friend in each class that i could talk to in high school but it's not until

03:34:57.240 recently that we have our friends that i had actually had girlfriends yeah and see this is the thing like

03:35:05.080 i had this conversation with someone the other day um

03:35:13.400 i cried so hard because there's not um

03:35:19.800 people forget yeah i don't know like if there's just this thing where everybody just assumes that

03:35:25.000 everybody is going to get along we're not in we're not in preschool and this isn't a social experiment and

03:35:33.160 we're not we don't have to get along we're not in a situation where we're at work and we're getting

03:35:41.480 paid to be socially in the same place so i just feel like i'm i'm like i'm not

03:35:51.560 i'm not

03:35:55.000 not nice as we have established childhood friends like chris and troy yeah like they get along their

03:36:02.600 base they get along with all the friends that i have now right yeah i still got kim they would

03:36:07.320 fit in right now with all the dags and shit yeah sure like him i passed his three yeah all of them 0.93

03:36:15.640 would fit in your cousin amy she's based yeah cousin amy all right but yeah we we're lucky we have a 0.96

03:36:22.360 few of them a lot of people lost all of them but it's nice when old friends blend with new friends

03:36:27.640 good absolutely it is great i agree and their 16 year old son he's like right on it he's he notices things

03:36:38.520 so yeah it's hard with you know

03:36:44.520 the interesting thing is that there's

03:36:48.680 the thing that people and this is where i was sort of going with this is the thing that people forget

03:36:53.960 is that there's outside of the um personas so to speak or the um

03:37:07.640 whatever it is that people have um sort of fabricated for themselves online within our community um

03:37:18.680 um

03:37:21.720 please eat another wine stop dying more wine now we'll do it

03:37:29.880 oh it's because i need a cigarette oh that's it that's the i need a smoke cup yeah it's it's one

03:37:36.840 of those things where it's like we don't we don't have to be friends we don't have to all like everybody

03:37:46.600 yeah i don't know i just you can yeah and i'm just i'm finding that there's a lot of 0.98

03:37:55.240 there's so much and this is the thing some people just rub you the wrong way some people suck their

03:38:01.960 teeth some people smoke some people there's some things are going to turn other people off like just 0.99

03:38:06.920 the look of your fucking face sometimes when you turn people off 0.99

03:38:10.360 not yours totally and i'm not saying that i don't fucking annoy people that's not what i'm saying 1.00

03:38:13.800 oh yeah you annoy me shut up there's a lot of people are you with the internet and with all of 0.95

03:38:21.800 this if you're not putting your face out there and doing this type of stuff then you have the ability 0.97

03:38:29.880 and even people who are doing this type of thing you have the ability to um fabricate or conflate or

03:38:36.360 whatever word that you want to use um a persona of who you are and you can only maintain that for so

03:38:47.880 long and i feel like what i've encountered over the last year or two is that 0.71

03:38:54.440 without sounding like a cunt and i i mean actually i'm not sorry so i'm not going to apologize for it 0.86

03:39:04.120 and i'm going to sound like a cunt because i am so listen the truth is is that there's a lot of people 0.97

03:39:12.600 who are wildly disappointing and who have made themselves out to be things that they really are not 0.86

03:39:19.400 and that really it sucks and i hope that i'm not like i hope that i haven't done that for anybody

03:39:27.800 never you actually go above and beyond thank you in annoying me are a great friend

03:39:36.840 happy birthday and she goes above and beyond in annoying me that's what happens 1.00

03:39:41.400 oh the fact that she annoys you makes it even better exactly that's a bunch of bullshit michelle 0.95

03:39:49.720 but legitimately i find that there's a lot of people who are who have conflated themselves or who 0.97

03:39:55.160 have and the internet gives you that ability to be able to do that but it comes to you have to be able

03:40:03.720 to stand behind that in real life and in real you know and to be that person for other people that you

03:40:10.840 say that you are on the internet and if you can't do that it's disappointing and i'm so tired of that

03:40:17.880 disappointment that i'm just like i just feel like it's a whole removing of that

03:40:25.800 yeah it's just easier to be me because i'm not here in front all the time i'm like normally in the

03:40:32.520 kitchen doing something but when i'm here i'm really i'm a little different at work

03:40:37.560 yeah you're funny at work i i i try not like i i my a client came in and was talking away and

03:40:46.920 my boss is like wow people like to talk to you i said yeah i try not to get political at work

03:40:51.000 but now people are coming into me and complaining about everything they're going five years ago

03:40:56.920 there was no tents in the park right so now other people are saying it coming in so i'm not getting

03:41:03.800 political there sure absolutely i would just turn the parks into campgrounds and solve that issue

03:41:17.960 all right there's a lot of ways to solve the issue i mean it's really it's it's everybody having a if

03:41:24.200 you're going to i yeah and again this is where i i feel like i'm i am happy being able to have people

03:41:33.800 i don't go homeless people just get homes in my in my life oh they got it yeah like most of the

03:41:41.240 people that i associate with are are um like online i mean are i associate with in real life right yeah

03:41:51.160 so yeah that's what makes me happy i'm not a i'm not an online person other than

03:41:58.120 this whole thing and this is this is fun but i i don't know it's it's a way for us to and i mean

03:42:06.040 if i didn't have to talk to retard here then 0.99

03:42:12.280 otherwise you're lucky you get to talk to me who told you that like nobody actually wants to hear your

03:42:22.280 voice nobody nobody needs to tell me that i know this i know how lucky you are to be graced with my

03:42:29.000 presence your girlfriend i feel like she might be blind

03:42:36.280 she travels 10 hours for it you know what i mean no i like her a lot right well you can you can kind

03:42:46.040 of you know understand for yourself then understanding that next time she's here tam we're taking you to 0.98

03:42:52.440 get your eyes checked but that's probably a good idea because she was standing across the room when i

03:42:59.400 dropped my pants and i poked her eye out johnny's got a table leg you were on mushrooms that's what 0.87

03:43:12.120 that's right there's Michelle coming in hot you guys were on mushrooms every time 1.00

03:43:20.920 that could be the message yeah it could be the lessons i'm tired i use it to lean on

03:43:25.560 what was the peter dinklage uh question earlier by the way i don't know

03:43:44.200 that was a lot i've seen him in the movie um where everybody died did you see that movie where

03:43:49.560 everybody died of some mysterious illness and and him and some chick were in this movie and then

03:43:55.000 they realized there's other people there too but they were up and but he was just going around

03:43:59.560 cleaning up dead bodies and it was a good movie no it was like you know the last man on earth kind

03:44:04.360 of style movie i'm sorry peter dinklage the actor the guy plays the little dwarf guy 0.93

03:44:11.080 no i don't know what movie i can't remember the name of the fucking movie what else was the little 0.97

03:44:17.080 dwarf guy in it was on tubi oh he was in fucking game of thrones and shit oh that little guy yeah 0.99

03:44:25.240 the fuck is tubi how is it that you end up with movie tv shows it's a site you find movies yeah free 1.00

03:44:33.800 it's free movies and shit man i'm cheap so what was this little guy in again i'm not telling you 1.00

03:44:41.080 what are you all writing i am just i'm close 0.99

03:44:58.840 i have to go shortly okay okay all right chris you can have your chair back okay yeah i just farted oh 0.64

03:45:06.680 great thanks really oh hey i did that challenge yesterday

03:45:14.440 the noodles bulldog thing and easy peasy yeah you didn't get down to the juicy bits in the bottom

03:45:21.480 the cheesy flavor oh yeah yeah yeah i did get to it but like it's a big thing like my belly's only so big

03:45:30.600 it's a big pack of people so i got and then he finished it off nice good so you didn't even finish

03:45:38.520 exactly well because my belly's not as big as yours oh stop i've seen you finish off my spaghetti when i 1.00

03:45:43.800 get because i can't eat spaghetti like you you're a fucking sicilian for fuck's sakes you just scarf that 1.00

03:45:47.960 shit back man tom just wants it to be known he doesn't play it little dwarf guy he is a little dwarf 1.00

03:45:56.360 guy because he's a little peter dinklage yeah right and i'm still amazed that both names are for decks 0.96

03:46:07.720 dinklage it's like and peter stuck with that name hey peter dinklage it's great it's double dinklage

03:46:15.800 what double dinklage whatever my god you're annoying i know i know i know and really demanding 0.82

03:46:32.840 yeah definitely did you ever read the word demanding yeah it's ridiculous actually base level 0.97

03:46:39.560 human like human communication like human communication that is really that is super

03:46:43.880 demanding i mean guys don't don't ask that that is that's a lot to ask of another person

03:46:52.280 don't do it it is so stop it i don't call anybody though really i don't uh i do once in a while i mean

03:47:01.800 i don't know i used to be just a phone guy like i'd call people up on the phone

03:47:07.080 get a few into me like hey how you doing oh you know it's midnight oh

03:47:11.160 shit sorry for the time difference hey you know what's funny is that's like the 0.83

03:47:16.440 basis of communication of like a long distance relationship is like

03:47:21.320 on the phone time right like yeah so it's kind of what you'd expect right like out of a long

03:47:27.560 distance relationship it's like oh no i i still talk to my best friend like a couple of my best

03:47:32.680 friends man two or three of them man like we right i'm talking to phone man it's it's just good to

03:47:37.080 hear their voice because you can tell when they're stressed and they'll vent too like yeah did you see 0.99

03:47:41.640 what's going on i was like yeah man i was like oh you kill you those assholes yeah well hey welcome 0.99

03:47:46.280 to the club man it depends there's a lot of people that'll call and i just wish it was a text message 0.99

03:47:51.880 instead but yeah like it depends you you call me all the time and i'm just like yeah but that's

03:47:57.960 because i know it bugs you yeah i know right and see that's the thing again that's where it goes

03:48:04.600 it's like my phone rings a lot like i have friends who i talk to on the phone all the time

03:48:11.880 i don't need anymore people are calling to reach out sometimes they just want you to answer and 0.99

03:48:15.960 fucking uh you know like my cousin paul you know who passed away committed suicide and shit 0.97

03:48:21.880 he missed that he did he missed the february party last year and i regret not calling i'm saying hey 0.99

03:48:29.160 man like what the fuck are you coming or what like i regret not pushing him for it yeah because he never 0.93

03:48:33.880 missed it and i just should have called and gave him shit for like hey man and it was just yeah 0.99

03:48:39.080 man um you know but answer that phone and when you might not be in the best mood but when someone's 0.97

03:48:45.960 venting when you have a friend man and they're venting about stuff and they're going on just just be a

03:48:50.520 just be an ear right don't text people call them show them that you give a 0.99

03:48:57.320 fuck who wants your text message you can text or email anyone pick up the phone and call them 0.97

03:49:05.560 right but call them you can tell when someone show up at their house and tell them that you care about 0.99

03:49:11.400 them hug them if you know the person you know when they're lying to you you know if they're stressed out

03:49:18.760 you can tell if if you know them you know them all your life they're really good friends you can

03:49:23.080 tell if they're stressed out you can tell if they're lying you can tell if they're sad right so like like

03:49:28.920 the sound of the voice you can't read reading things does not make the same it's not the same as

03:49:33.800 fucking hearing a voice because you can hear the emotions and people right right text messages i'm just 0.85

03:49:39.400 this is not a form of communication no no it can't be it can't be and you can take it out of context 0.99

03:49:47.080 too because something some one sentence could mean but someone's joking but then

03:49:54.040 if you don't have the voice there that what you read is not the same as what your assumption of

03:49:59.880 somebody's comments can be completely different than their intention and that's again what i mentioned

03:50:05.400 before i am not okay with my partner having female friends and having conversations with intention

03:50:16.840 it's the same thing as cheating what's the fucking difference 20 years ago you would have had a cell 0.84

03:50:22.040 phone and you would have been having those conversations had they not been in person so nope 0.88

03:50:28.120 no no no no different fucking book but either way i'm not okay with it so if that doesn't work for you 0.96

03:50:37.640 then you're not for me problem solved right like that's it i don't have like females in relationships 1.00

03:50:45.480 shouldn't have male friends and females shouldn't have male friends it's simple your person is your 0.80

03:50:52.680 your partner that's what they are anyway that's my right yeah yeah that's how i feel about that

03:51:01.640 and that obviously makes me a different person than the majority of

03:51:07.400 the yeah i had a couple fishing buddy there she was a nurse she was pretty cool yeah one was like 1.00

03:51:15.160 you knew nothing because tiffany was like tough oh yeah she's tough tough tough like she was you were 0.99

03:51:23.560 at the air she she liked you she had her go for you yeah well that's just it right like if i let you in 0.96

03:51:30.840 yeah you're allowed to have you're allowed to have ugly friends

03:51:33.480 she was not ugly she's already but but michelle knew that there's nothing gonna be happening there 0.98

03:51:44.040 because uh like are your female fats friend are your female friends fat is that the way it works 0.74

03:51:50.600 no see that's the thing like i don't and that see this is how i and this is again like i don't operate

03:51:56.840 on the same level as those women because i don't compete with my female friends i'm not in competition 1.00

03:52:01.240 with them i don't want i don't want to fuck their husbands christos i like my female friends i support 0.99

03:52:10.520 them i encourage them i am their biggest fans i love their husbands but i don't ever want to be 0.99

03:52:18.920 i'm not going to call up my friend's husbands again that's not that's not not appropriate not

03:52:27.160 appropriate yeah but i was like man but when you're in the friend zone you're in a friend

03:52:33.480 zone man you ain't crossing the threshold beyond the no but you don't that's what i'm saying like

03:52:39.640 but i mean like if michelle has it if i'm not here like i go away sometimes for two months man michelle

03:52:45.160 has parties and she's hanging out and shit i'm not yeah but i really don't just have one guy over 0.85

03:52:50.440 over precisely well yeah multiple because no she has respect for herself like there's not just me 0.95

03:52:59.480 and one guy watching a movie when you're not here and honor no for her partner

03:53:07.640 that right there is a real woman that's somebody who has honor for her partner i just want to point

03:53:13.080 out though that the way i just want to point out that the way that she puts that doesn't really

03:53:17.880 make it sound any better it's not just one guy right there may be two or three

03:53:31.800 gang bang is fine chris isn't that gay though that's no intimacy no that's that's the tower 0.94

03:53:41.160 eiffel tower that's only two guys man you're talking about three guys let's know we have 1.00

03:53:46.200 gay orgy i don't know i'm just trying to remember you guys balls and dick slapping like 1.00

03:53:51.240 fucking shovels hitting and stuff but that's it i just had to laugh because she's just 1.00

03:53:57.880 she was very specific that it was not just one 0.99

03:54:01.160 it's just a thing no i've had a couple girlfriends of mine well my one fishing friend she's i met her

03:54:20.200 fishing she'd be she was here and then michelle would come home and like yeah we're sitting on the

03:54:25.240 porch having a beer she liked her beer again she was an er nurse man like she had some crazy 0.98

03:54:30.440 fucking stories is she was she in a relationship just got out of one in and out of them yeah and 0.99

03:54:38.680 then but she met a guy i went to her wedding and uh when she married uh john and went west whatever 0.99

03:54:44.760 i haven't talked to her since man um came back but no she went out west she went out west and just 0.56

03:54:51.480 fucking that was it hey you're boring tom's out yeah i mean each of her own it's just that's how i 0.97

03:54:59.720 roll thank you you know how i bring enough to the table you know how i roll i tuck my knees into my 0.99

03:55:07.240 chest and wrap around and just tuck and roll and just roll like an army roll you know like i'm chasing

03:55:15.480 a wheel of cheese down a hill yeah you have to go at 10 30.

03:55:24.840 oh see now you're in the house of bad influence too

03:55:27.720 i'll see what happens i know see this is what happens when you mix the two

03:55:31.480 no we're not calling 10 hours of

03:55:33.160 no no first i said 9 30. i was late

03:55:39.000 it's my fault because i was late for not sending the invite

03:55:42.120 he doesn't have to because if no this isn't my show this is their show

03:55:45.880 no we were saying well you know maybe you know it's just theirs

03:55:50.680 right

03:55:53.880 but no we clicked on and went hey where's chris and we're like hey

03:55:56.440 this i'm having my ptsd for being in my 20s and working in bars what are you doing man i know

03:56:03.560 it it's not you you know

03:56:08.360 last call song yeah right

03:56:13.160 and we'll just we'll see what am i gonna go with

03:56:15.480 we'll see we'll we'll see what time is it anyway yeah that's like quarter to 11. we've been going

03:56:35.240 almost four hours

03:56:36.280 i just drive by the air

03:56:42.520 sarah doesn't understand the mute process i see but i'm not muted

03:56:48.520 well you were at some point weren't you

03:56:56.360 either way

03:57:01.320 there we go oh it's a little a little lower than i expected but whatever i don't give a 0.98

03:57:06.040 the fuck how about that 0.99

03:57:10.680 oh man 1.00

03:57:12.840 something like that

03:57:13.480 oh

03:57:14.440 closing time i just i don't know

03:57:22.120 i don't want to talk about it i got some ptsd from some closing

03:57:27.160 it's probably does that for a lot of people and the next morning well yeah i was gonna say

03:57:32.760 it's the next morning that's the issue right because usually at at closing time it wasn't a

03:57:38.840 problem

03:57:40.600 it became a problem when you woke up

03:57:43.480 yeah

03:57:45.560 called your cab cab's inside

03:57:47.320 honking the horn

03:57:47.880 yeah

03:57:49.080 yeah

03:57:53.160 yeah

03:57:53.480 that's usually how it goes

03:57:57.480 oh man

03:58:00.120 all you think of is like this the simpsons when they married those broads and 1.00

03:58:03.640 him and ed planters married those girls in vegas 0.99

03:58:06.680 and they pulled their face of the pillow and the face was still a little

03:58:09.640 yeah

03:58:12.520 at least i know what i look like when i roll over like it's the same my eyebrows might be a little

03:58:17.800 bit smaller but other than that i'm good yeah well but you're there's a lot of girls man 1.00

03:58:24.840 there's there's so many women out there they don't need fucking makeup man they don't 1.00

03:58:27.560 just think without it to me of course they look prettier when they put a little bit on 0.99

03:58:31.800 and they go out yeah it accentuates you know their beauty and i get it it's like uh yeah

03:58:38.040 but i don't know man like a lot of a lot of women man like put too much on they don't need it 1.00

03:58:43.960 really something like that true story they're gonna happen yeah they get a little overboard 1.00

03:58:50.520 with it like whoa i can see like you know looks like you fucking painted that shit man it's 0.99

03:58:56.120 taped on there sometimes it's just too much whoa settle down all right oh sorry 0.99

03:59:03.640 i figure that's scratch my bad i figure that's about as good a time as any 1.00

03:59:10.200 shut her down and fucking this thing can go and do whatever the fuck it is she's doing 1.00

03:59:15.000 oh well thanks everybody for coming after my birthday and thanks for calling me this thing 1.00

03:59:19.480 yeah yeah don't forget to go and get a bit of spunk right no 0.57

03:59:32.120 oh right what's your favorite it's a fancy one that i couldn't fucking remember just the plain one 0.84

03:59:38.120 i like plain cheesecake no but there was a new york cheesecake yeah just new york child new york cheesecake

03:59:43.480 yes i don't like sweet no but there was another one that you said that was a

03:59:48.040 the la roca caramel crunch cake yes but it's hard it's hard to find that cake now yeah

03:59:55.800 so yeah and no i'm not putting pants on stop telling me what to do

04:00:00.840 well you're gonna have to use your head and out so

04:00:03.960 i feel like that's debatable i'm now thinking i might wear a skirt i forgot i had a really nice skirt

04:00:08.680 so i pulled that one over here thanks that's funny look all right skirt and heels all right well

04:00:17.240 we'll go try it on try it out go put the skirt and heels on let's give us a 1.00

04:00:21.160 i need to learn a dress girl here was a show let's go oh like you think i'm gonna do like a whole like a 1.00

04:00:26.600 fashion show here right do a little turn around

04:00:29.400 yeah totally super chats need to start coming in i will do as many fashion shows if you guys want 0.98

04:00:39.160 listen i've got like six wardrobes of fucking couture clothing you want me to fucking do a 0.99

04:00:44.280 fashion show i will no problem that'd be kind of cool though sure that's not a bad idea they have for 0.98

04:00:49.560 super chats and shit listen i have no problem like i said i have a massive selection right over here of 0.96

04:00:55.320 wigs so no problem anyway we just don't do that for free all right all right okay fine i'll bugger 0.98

04:01:04.840 up everything in life costs money nothing in this world is all right well i think that uh just about

04:01:16.840 does it so thank you for everybody joining and cheers talk to you all in a bit

04:01:25.320 is

04:01:32.840 a vampire 0.98

04:01:36.440 sent to drain

04:01:40.280 secret destroyers

04:01:44.440 hold you up to the flames

04:01:47.160 and what do i get

04:01:49.880 and what do i get

04:01:51.880 for my pain

04:01:53.880 betrayed desires

04:01:57.880 and a piece of the game

04:02:03.240 even though i know

04:02:08.200 i suppose i'll show

04:02:12.200 all

04:02:13.320 all my

04:02:13.800 cool and

04:02:15.080 cold

04:02:16.280 like

04:02:17.240 gold

04:02:17.720 oh

04:02:19.720 oh

04:02:21.720 despite all my rage

04:02:23.080 i am still just a red in a cage

04:02:25.880 despite all my rage

04:02:28.760 i am still just a red in a cage

04:02:31.720 someone will say

04:02:33.720 someone will say

04:02:34.440 but his laws can never be seen

04:02:37.320 despite all my rage

04:02:40.120 i am still just a red in a cage

04:02:42.840 now i will make it

04:02:49.400 nothing but an animal

04:02:53.400 but can you fake it

04:02:57.320 for just one more show

04:03:01.720 and what do you want

04:03:05.400 i want to change

04:03:09.080 what do you got

04:03:13.240 when you feel the same

04:03:17.240 when you feel the same

04:03:18.120 either now

04:03:21.560 i know

04:03:23.240 i suppose

04:03:25.240 i'll show

04:03:27.240 all my

04:03:28.840 cool and

04:03:30.040 cold

04:03:31.240 like

04:03:32.300 control

04:03:33.720 despite all my rage

04:03:38.200 i am still just a red in a cage

04:03:41.000 despite all my rage

04:03:43.000 i am still just a red in a cage

04:03:47.000 someone will say

04:03:49.000 but his laws can never be seen

04:03:53.000 despite all my rage

04:03:55.000 i am still just a red in a cage

04:03:59.000 tell me i am the only one

04:04:03.000 tell me there's no other one

04:04:05.000 Tell me I'm the only one

04:04:15.320 Tell me there's no other one

04:04:19.020 Jesus was an only son for you

04:04:23.100 Tell me I'm the chosen one

04:04:26.500 Jesus was an only son for you

04:04:35.000 Despite all my rage 0.85

04:04:37.820 I'm still just a rat in a cage 0.66

04:04:40.920 Despite all my rage 0.99

04:04:43.800 I'm still just a rat in a cage 0.67

04:04:46.900 Some one may say

04:04:49.640 One is lost but he'll never be saved

04:04:52.660 Despite all my rage 0.83

04:04:55.620 I'm still just a rat in a cage 0.66

04:04:58.960 Despite all my rage 0.99

04:05:01.440 I'm still just a rat in a cage

04:05:03.440 Despite all my reign, I am still just ready.

04:05:06.820 Despite all my reign, I am still just ready to stay.

04:05:14.600 Tell me I'm the only one.

04:05:18.240 Tell me there's no other one.

04:05:22.040 Jesus was the only son for him.

04:05:28.940 And I still believe that I cannot be saved.

04:05:32.580 And I still believe that I cannot be saved.

04:05:35.440 And I still believe that I cannot be saved.

04:05:39.940 And I still believe that I cannot be saved.

jonnyrawton - February 19, 2025

It's Sarah's Birthday! - v6k82du

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