It's Sarah's Birthday! - v6k82du
Episode Stats
Length
4 hours and 5 minutes
Words per Minute
137.59691
Hate Speech Sentences
351
Summary
Nothing breaks like a heart. I love my country, love my freedom, and I don t need Shotgun lace from the woods to the plate. I don't need to be a badass to be badass.
Transcript
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If you've got aendo rolls of space мет pulse They can't work with a damn
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I'm the same time as I said I want to хоть a heart today We used to decide to be able to get a a heart that may be a bank 아니면 in the story to be a 1,2,3...
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On the cobweb, afternoon in the room full of emptiness.
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By a freeway, I confess I was lost in the pages.
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Of a book full of death, reading how it died long.
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And if we could relate to rest, anywhere we want to go.
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Lord, my deathbed, I will pray to the gods and the angels, to the pagans.
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Or anyone who would take me to heaven, to a place I recall.
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somehow sunday doesn't exist in mike tyson's world
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i mean i'm surprised but well he did admit it at the end though he's like i fucked up the day
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i'm having a hot flash sorry guys i got this is gotta go off for now flashing hot flashing
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that's her birthday now yeah that's what happens i'm getting old you see like i feel like this is
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the wrong lighting to have because you guys are gonna be able to see all of my gray hair today
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but whatever it's not you're old now so it's okay yeah right isn't that the way that works
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i'm still trying to figure out trying to figure out the setup i said fuck it went got a new blue
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yeti because the t-moon mic sucked can i just say i don't like your voice like i i really dislike your
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voice like just so everybody knows i don't i definitely don't like his voice
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but i am actually thoroughly impressed with that mic i love this mic now i need one can i get one
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all right i need a new mic my legs yeah i love that but the blue yeti is a great mic i don't care what
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anybody says bad bad hat was doing all sorts of reviews and you know just wouldn't wouldn't accept
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the radio guys opinion because we don't want to hear your voice and my beautiful mic okay are you
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gonna name your mic i don't know just name it mike no this is mike hunt this is mike mike
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you can't have the same name as mine anyway there's like 50 saras around here why can't there be two
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mics named mike there can be only one all right actually there's more this is called birthday bash
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that's why i got it i wonder if it's gonna be a bash that's an accurate uh accurate thing there
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uh scotian ladies right hit like unless you have poor taste or or you're a fat that's right
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speaking of which thank you for reminding people to hit like yeah and if you're a fat well hit like
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too but if you hit the thumbs down then we know that your name is revin yeah that's true i'm pretty
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sure that's exactly who that don't hit the thumbs down unless your name is revin and revin you better
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hit that thumbs down yeah if you don't i know that you're not watching i'm gonna be really disappointed
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that you didn't watch my birthday street absolutely so uh also are you watching the chats go on trying
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yeah okay well i feel like maybe you should watch the chat do we have somebody in the chat that has a
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a shield and watching i don't know probably yeah scotian lady she's the boss around here
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okay scotian lady is the box great and candy is whipping people perfect i mean are you are you
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gonna tell scotian lady she can't do things because i'm not telling the only person i'm telling that they
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can't do something my friend is fucking you yeah well you that's pointless to do though because i don't
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care if you tell me not to do it i'm still gonna do it we know this we know this already yeah
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uh actually i might be able to right now that's a really good point really good do it um stingy with
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the shields what the fuck also um i got i got myself a birthday shirt you have to wear out for
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birthday you know shenanigans or whatever later and i just want to say that i'm really disappointed
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that amazon has not yet arrived with said birthday shirt
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i'm hoping that all right amazon guy arrives soon okay maybe if you guys are lucky i'll show you my
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new birthday shirt it's all it's close to my birthday suit but just a little more shirt and less on the
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suit anyway it doesn't take oh kind of like a birthday cake i guess let's see that should work
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oh and yeah well you can't ban me that's impossible oh it's my channel just for that al you're not
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getting one yours is going to koala mama how about that there we go i'm gonna open a bottle of
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oh my god jesus i'm gonna open a bottle of chateau neuf to pop for my birthday
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bam there you go yeah you better watch it al because uh trad wife's gonna be able to uh
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uh she's gonna be able to ban you listen all right i'll hook it up later though listen you talk
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too much listen listen you talk too much yeah right since you're gonna mention it unconfirmed reports
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that uh oneija has been maybe arrested in dubai um that is a possibility
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alert still unconfirmed though that's the problem um not really sure
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i feel like the last time i tried to do this at the desk is when i
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smashed one of these in my lap which although upsetting i have more right which is why if
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anyone wonders why when i buy rydell that i buy a set and then a couple of extras that's why
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for some reason i can buy nice things but i break them sometimes other people break them more often
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than i do but somebody's about to lose their shield who's gonna lose their shield who are you taking it
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away from now bad at listen hi tam all right it's not i'm faithful with al and sarah has a nice
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reason no it doesn't i like that you know al and johnny maybe but oh hey i can do that you know
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that's weird i made it really big excuse me uh i'm just gonna leave that one alone
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i want bigger oh see we're big there what are you doing what are you doing do it whatever the
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fuck i want see this is the rumble this is the rumble studios one what are you gonna do there
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you go i can do apparently fucking nothing is what i'm gonna do um because apparently you're lucky
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it's your birthday um but i can't do that uh don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but uh
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it says on your chart that you're fucked up uh you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
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your shit's all retarded all right so i mean i can do that at least did i shave my armpits did i
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shave my armpits i have i don't i can't see i can't remember if i shave my armpits or not it's okay
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thank you white red i didn't actually you know what i should probably okay let me pour a glass of
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wine and then i gotta go back in the chat and see who who wished me a happy birthday and say thank you
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just all right i gotta get some wine it's been a while since i've had it excuse late and gay
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oh it smells delicious you know what that smelled like
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whoops now i think that's what it tastes like no it's gonna taste like
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actually i'm not gonna say this right it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't smell like the whole it tastes
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like the whole bottle it's gonna taste like heaven that's what's gonna happen sarah's gonna get
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hammered let's go listen where was listen when was the last time you saw me drink wine i have not
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drank wine and red wine at that in a long time i love i love wine i also love yelling when i drink wine
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oh yeah wow yeah that should be this should get fun then
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and i i also figure that since it's a birthday uh the first clip we should show should be the opposite of a birthday
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what is in here a lot of hair down here where did you guys come from i have no idea what you are doing right now
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doing right now there's well the the boobs okay attract the hair from the head and when they sit
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they go in the shirt and then all of a sudden it feels like angel kisses on the inside of your breasts
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and it's like there's not an angel in there like i love this right like that's like such a
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that's such an incentive for me right you know that he'll eat it anyway but i don't want to do that
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i mean i would eat it anyway i just i don't actually have any hot dogs i got sausages but i'm not eating
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one of those raw oh god this looks so oh god oh god oh god it's gonna be so good oh yeah all right
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well you do that and we're gonna learn a lesson in what not to do on a motorcycle and a bridge
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oh my god oh oh oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god i think he might have just uh he died he died
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he died he died i got on desk him too oh my god oh my god oh my god
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happy birthday to me yeah right i don't even know i got nothing on up cheers everybody thank you for
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coming out to celebrate my birthday with us tonight fuck yeah halifax that's story that you had to hang
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out with johnny too but unfortunately what the fuck off it happens listen here okay we got
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don't fuck around on bridges oh my god that's that's the lesson there oh god it's so good oh
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oh my god that's what was uh it was more like it's kind of a difficult one because it's uh he bumped
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into the back tire is what happened and then that made him fucking speed wobble and then he hit the
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barrier and because that barrier wasn't very tall he just right over um is that like what we talked
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about last night about the inertia yeah kind of yeah right what do you mean read your comment what's
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your comment where it looks like read my comment oh you're doing it you're reading stuff i can't
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read right which comment do you mean i did this one
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what comment are you talking about someone has to pay attention to the chat
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it's difficult it's well it's just fucking stupid the stream here does yeah i did do that one yeah
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all right all right cool yeah i did have that one up sorry attention i'm not paying attention to
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anything i'm not talking to you i'm talking to trad wife is my way eat the wiener
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oh god why why do we have to eat the wiener oh anyway i don't have any wieners that's the problem
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and absolutely gotta be more careful i second that also don't have any wieners also a problem
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no well okay if you think i'm not gonna be spicy tonight and you're gonna say weird jokes and i'm not
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gonna talk yeah i was gonna say we're already off the fucking rails here and you know hi
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oh wait i gotta finish putting on the lipstick or the lip oil everything is so dry
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right so honestly nobody needs to see johnny deep throat no one needs to see johnny deep throat
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anything today no the ever i don't do it anyway right nope the only thing that i want to see today
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is uh funny videos bright line people dying on bright line i want to see oh the bottom of my glass
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we could look up some bright line possibility do i still have that in here oh that is so good i'll
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have to reload the song but we can play the song just i feel like i also you know that joy and i smoked
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the other day uh-huh i did get one for my birthday it was a gift maybe i should smoke that
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what do we think i feel like maybe there should be a one in the chat if i should smoke it or two if i
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should wait i hope everybody says two i hope everybody says two just because
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oh wait i'll just smoke it oh there you go koala mama's all stocked up on wieners
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that's good to know cows in a rug is that like pigs in a blanket
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what the fuck is a cow in a rug i don't know but i feel like it's a pig in a blanket but
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less pig more cow i don't understand i like pigs in the blanket all right you know what pigs
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about the cake you know how you make the pigs okay here's so you take the pickle and you hollow
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at the inside and then you put a wiener in it and then you hollow at the inside of the wiener and you
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put a cheat uh cheese like a cheese string and excuse me in the middle and then you batter it all
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and deep fry and then you have a wiener pickle cheese wiener pickle cheese that just sounds like a
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what the fuck is wrong with you a lot of things i mean a pickle wiener and cheese sounds like a weird
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penis to you what kind of cases have you seen in your life i don't know well that's why i said it
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would be a weird one i thought i was i thought i was clear in my word choice there when i am eating
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pickles with the wieners and the cheese in the deep fry with the stuff on it at no point am i thinking
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this is this happily resembles a weird penis it's pickled cheese wiener right you're right
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like baby cheese wiener baby you don't you don't you don't want you don't want a pickle cheese wiener
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i don't want a pickle cheese wiener right now no you know okay i also just want to point
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proof is nauseating for people who a don't have children and b can't do anything with their child
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you want connor to be able to get into those let's bring him out here and we'll we'll see if he can
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hack it i would ask the child to open it for me because he probably would be able to open it better
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than i can all right i used to joke i used to joke when i was like 20 that when i had a child that uh
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uh my my version of punishment to the child instead of beating it or anything would be to just get it
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super fucking high and then give it a plate of chocolate chip cookies and no drink you're an
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asshole that's me that's just me that's just me it's a hell of a punishment though isn't it
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baby puppy koala mama tossing the threats around drunken power giving away those shields
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oh my god it actually tastes like limeade what the fuck is wrong with you skew
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slap some peanut butter on top of the wiener pickle with cheese
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that would actually be probably really good no wouldn't that would be disgusting oh my god i should
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show you guys show you guys oh whoa are you gonna die is this gonna be your death day
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yeah right so what's gonna happen i can assure you the day i die right there will be a couple more
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items along with the red wine okay what is this to say oh my god it just tastes like limeade this is alien limeade
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sure so they'd actually taste like limeade oh whoa whoa okay and what was that on the birthday that's the
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birthday one and that's the one okay are you gonna like the birthday one or wonder did you already
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do it what what's going on here oh i'm lighting the shatterizer i just wanted to taste that limeade
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one because i was like oh yeah i have that anyway don't bug me i i ball i mean that's what i'm here for
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right that's that's the whole that's the whole point of the stream really is for me to bug you
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i feel like oh this is what fucked me up this is of course just smelly it's not gonna be it this is
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what fucked me up last stream though is that i smoked half of this and i was good good i'm gonna be just
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absolutely dickered in like an hour that'll work how is that gonna work yeah i don't know it just will
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well i feel like it's not gonna work because you're there i'm here and if i want to be any type of
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fuck i'm gonna do it oh hey i'm 45 i can do i can do whatever i want sure you can i'm just kidding
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fuck did i even load that video now i was gonna say speaking of things that won't work but i don't
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i can't i i'm an idiot and i don't retitle things so i'm like looking and seeing
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you saying you're an idiot i'm gonna just be quiet music to my ears quiet like hey oh yeah
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never makes me that's what i'll do i'll try and download it again
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no how about that let me make sure oh god it's so good
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fuck that tastes good okay good because i don't think i did have it you know what 45 tastes the
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same as 44 it also tastes the same as 43 uh are you talking presidents maybe none of it tastes any
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different though you like you like the taste of president 45 is that what you're saying right now
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what it was 45 what isn't that trump and he 45 i forget what oh no oh no
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oh shit i forgot to do yeah right i got nails for tonight i forgot to do them
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oh yeah right chris we'll have to see if he is aware i forgot about that should have sent him the link
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um uh 45 isn't old if you're a tree oh listen that's true it's very true
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no the only thing i have to work on when i'm at the gym right now is right here for some reason
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or maybe that's just because of this shirt yeah i don't know something i don't like this
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side boob but maybe it's just because boobs are bigger in the i think it might be the lighting
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but i'm definitely gonna have to work on that my upper shoulders
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oh you know what i betcha that's because i've been
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with the skipping i betcha that's why my shoulders are changing
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yes i went oh my god i can't do it i don't think i can smoke it
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you don't think i can do it um i got myself a weighted uh oh wall banger hey such a nice guy
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doesn't look a day over 28 i think he may actually you know what i think this is
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and he meant to say you don't look a day over 280 and you just missed a zero
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i'm telling you it is yeah anyway anyway what was i saying i don't remember i have no idea what you were
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that seems to be part of the course with our friendship
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just go bobblehead like the jeets do just fucking yeah uh-huh yeah
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it's the shatterizer eight ball kush shatter double infused free roll
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i mean it's the same one i smoked the other day it's only like 15 bucks i got a half joint here
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while sarah chokes i'm gonna make everybody else choke so you remember lily phillips the
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only fans girl and uh you're making a hundred dudes what yeah whatever um but anyway she's uh
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she's back with a new challenge lily what do you like i really love spunk oh you love spunk she
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calls it spunk yeah this is actually why i've got this jar i'm gonna collect every guy's spunk for
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science instead of taking it in my mouth or on my face it's going in the jar i've even opened up
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like a po box so they can send their load in i would contribute to that oh please are you drinking
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the scum yeah i want to make like a video with it i'm freezing it so it stays nice and not moldy
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that's in the rules of me you have to submit your
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whore wow okay i feel like this is what i think when i see these this okay
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all right i gotta put this out for a second we have to have a discussion about this because now
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i feel like i have to talk about this or it could be the next energy drink no no no no no no no listen
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i'm not gonna i'm telling you so you can see it on the can already here's the thing here's the thing
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here's the horrors so when you think about the the um
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i can't like i i am so sad for these women girls they're not even women they're girls they're like
00:47:50.840
well maybe she's on to something right at what point like what happened to these people that this is
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what they think or this is how they go about like what in the fuck do you think is okay about that
00:48:10.520
like what where we're like i'm like i'm so i get so confused by this it's the same thing
00:48:18.840
when people and here's the thing guys i've never been on tick tock i don't know like other people have
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showed me on their phone like videos but like i've never i don't have it i don't know i don't understand
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stuff and things and but but the way i look at it is is i feel like they were raised as a product
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so they don't see themselves as anything other than a product so why wouldn't they
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like i don't feel like they have the same moral compass or um anything that
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that people like myself do or like us and i think that for that reason that sort of
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echoes itself in that whole mentality of everything that they do is just to sort of like
00:49:27.720
in in from my perspective is like pushing the line of what's right and wrong but they don't
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have that line like there's they were so desensitized from birth that there's no
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like they don't have the same type of compass there where it's like you know and they look at
00:49:53.800
it from a sense of like i feel like they don't have any idea of what the seven deadly sins are because
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otherwise there wouldn't be such a push for money because but
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any of the yeah i i it's so it's so weird to me to watch those little shorts of those podcasts of
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those women because i couldn't imagine having a conversation with someone like that no not at all
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it's embarrassing for like women um because that's like
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that's what people that's what people think that women do like i know that i'm disconnected
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like i know that i'm wildly disconnected from that generation and i know that i'm wildly disconnected
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from the tech sort of you know the social media scene however you want to say it but i feel like
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seeing people like that and like running into those types of people in like the gym and like
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the few places that i go and i interact with people i don't see the same type of like
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there's no i don't know i just don't i don't know i feel like they're not people anymore and when you
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look at them i feel like it's something out of like um what's the epsiloms and what's that one with the
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brave new world where they're all put into the things and everybody has the different um
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no you know everyone has a different ability so to speak or whatever you're like your place is
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and nobody knows like there's no sense of hierarchy whatever there's no monogamy everybody
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fucks each other like all of those things are you betting money right now no i was
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fucking around on grok trying to fucking create the fucking energy drink fucking mock-up
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bullshit and fucking grok's a cunt you're fucking hit back and now i lost it all i gotta redo it
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great i'm on it right now though okay so great anyway i feel like i feel i'm i feel like this is the
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whole i mean it's all part of the going i mean you go back 40 years and you watch how they took
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um you know they slowly took religion out of schools and by religion religion i mean like
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christianity and catholicism they took those things out of schools they took the uh on a
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bigger scale uh you know lord's prayer the national anthem all kinds of history they've like you know
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there's all of the things they took all the the humanity away from women or the family unit staying at
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home they basically took morality out of being human the humanity out of humans
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and are expecting people to just continue being and that's why everybody is walking around like
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fucking out of they live these women are not even fucking women like ew who is gonna want to have
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children with you you disgusting whore you're letting people random strangers send you their um
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yeah but so you can drink it empowerment fuck empower what having children who are
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fucking who are contributing members to your fucking community that's empowerment having a family a
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husband who fucking sits at your table and protects your family every single day that's empowerment
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having random men on the internet jerk off into a fucking container and then freeze it and send it to
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you so you can put it on your face and then drink it you're a fucking vacuous immoral whore
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cheers to that like why is grok so fucking gay how am i supposed to download these
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fucking and this is why i feel like there's i feel so bad for the majority of fucking people who
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were not like that i can't imagine i can't imagine having to have children
00:54:23.240
what the fuck would you do if your kid was like oh i i have only fans but i bought you a car i beat them
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i punched them in the fucking head yeah like it's it's it is it's gross as fuck if you can have an only
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fans then i can punch you in the fucking head yeah right uh hellfax matt says the wisdom is
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definitely for us to know and all else are going to have to suffer through their actions it's kind
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of where they kind of look at it now i mean yeah it's like the worst part is too though is that with
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something like only fans it's also the fact that there is a massive market for it sure um
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um that's again because we destroyed the the the unit of family and how many like
00:55:13.960
what happened to being in what happened to working on your relationship and being with your partner
00:55:19.560
and for some reason this disillusionment that everything is going to be perfect all the time
00:55:26.680
in your relationship and there's never going to be any up and downs and you're never going to have
00:55:30.120
to question things and you're never going to have to worry about anything or things like that
00:55:34.440
that's the fucking opposite of what you want in a relationship you want to go through all of those
00:55:39.000
things so that you know how your fucking partner is going to stand next to you so that
00:55:44.040
when it comes to all of the fucking brass tacks at the end of it you know that anything that happens
00:55:48.760
that person's going to fucking stand by you no matter what but now no moral compass people don't
00:55:53.960
give a fuck there is no no long-term goals in anything it's just how they can show their
00:55:59.880
fucking their junk for some fucking money so that they can buy a house and then post it on the
00:56:05.160
fucking tiktok or whatever so people can see it and be like oh my god i love your house
00:56:15.560
like really well but that's the thing is that the morality has been changed to like
00:56:20.120
is no well i granted yes but that's what i mean by it's been changed because it's well
00:56:26.360
for us it is no morality for them there's no moral issue whatsoever right it's big deal i show my
00:56:34.040
shit and get paid for it or i bang dudes and get paid for it um i mean even kanye said uh what's worse
00:56:42.840
than fucking for money fucking for free um but it's it's this ridiculous idea though right that it's an
00:56:51.480
easy way to make money and that's what people want now we're in such an instant gratification society
00:57:01.400
let's excuse saying the girls are confused as shit when i see a girl all done up
00:57:08.520
uh where she knows ant man yeah exactly look at but she doesn't have the sense to even make
00:57:14.760
i kind of complain about being single it's gross it i like i totally get it and that's the thing
00:57:34.120
i'll never understand how we got here so fast like i get it like i get the decline
00:57:42.200
it's hard as a female especially as a female who is not interested in
00:57:51.640
whatever the fuck is whatever the fuck is happening with you know that it's very difficult
00:58:01.240
that's somebody who still wants the old-fashioned i have to even say that like i feel like it's weird
00:58:16.520
i feel like there's a lot of people who are pretending that that's what you know they want
00:58:24.520
they call themselves you know the trad wives and things like that and on the internet that's not what
00:58:38.360
like there's no there's no traditional aspect just because you're
00:58:43.000
you're it's you're a whore you can't put lipstick on a pig and call it a unicorn
00:59:02.280
but i guess i'm a little bit confused by the because i don't know the male side to this i guess
00:59:10.600
i don't see a lot of how the men are so i don't i i there's i don't know i mean i have no
00:59:19.160
interaction the men are just as no the the men are the men are obviously just equally as part of the
00:59:25.560
problem i mean first of all they're all the customer base right they're the ones that you
00:59:31.480
know what i mean so it's it's it's equally as shit right so how do you want from your wife then
00:59:40.920
nobody wants that nobody even wants that anymore i don't think
00:59:45.080
and see exactly back to my original fucking point so we're exactly nobody cares
00:59:50.360
where no one gives a they don't care everyone's just where it is everybody they're gonna
00:59:56.280
fucking it doesn't matter how much money you make because everyone's going to be getting ubi
01:00:00.520
no one's going to be better than anybody else because there isn't going to be a
01:00:03.560
fucking there's gonna be no education system no fucking nothing nothing ew like ew
01:00:14.520
yeah that is what i feel like and when you look oh okay i mean when i read the hunger games i was like
01:00:24.040
i imagined when they described the the costumes and and they just they described the factions and
01:00:33.720
i imagined it but more like a vanity fair shoot i didn't imagine it like
01:00:48.280
the video or like the movies like i was gonna say video games but like the movies right
01:00:52.680
but i definitely feel like the brave new world hunger games sort of aspect of of that is um the
01:01:04.680
predictive programming part of that is definitely well into play when you look at like any type of fashion
01:01:10.680
or any of the mainstream uh entertainment that's available uh yeah we're
01:01:23.960
i don't even know how i would have a conversation with anybody under the age of 35
01:01:29.400
maybe i wouldn't want to anyway brave new world everybody is just going to fuck everybody there's
01:01:34.840
not going to be anybody this is your like like no this is your better than this person
01:01:39.320
i also think that you're just focusing way too much on the negative here because there's a a whole
01:01:44.600
possibility here that as i said before that this could be some sort of new energy drink and we
01:01:51.080
could call it spunk right are you a little low on spunk just swallow this there you go
01:02:01.960
right i bet it would sell i feel like the i know you're 30 but you're not
01:02:09.080
like the rest of them you're like us you're like me you're not like a regular 30 last
01:02:16.760
yeah right you're like a something i don't know you're like one of us that went through the weird
01:02:24.040
enriched kids not mk ultra program yeah you're fine um to that effect
01:02:30.360
yeah i i feel like there's just sort of a weird
01:02:40.680
we're at that like the more of these things that i see just randomly just like that video it's like
01:02:48.440
and like it's the same thing um who's not watching super chats well i i wasn't because yeah i know i just
01:02:58.760
it's hold on actually i might be able to how are you not would you just be quiet for a minute i am
01:03:05.720
i'm gonna come through there and slap you one job that's it you have one i have every job what are
01:03:12.360
you talking about i have all the jobs i'm gonna drink all the jobs so you have all the jobs tonight
01:03:18.120
because that's all there's not there's not a single thing i'm not doing
01:03:21.720
right there is nothing i'm not doing that's well you know i am very demanding i gotta remember where
01:03:28.840
those are i require a lot yeah you are you 100 are where the fuck do i even go to see them now
01:03:38.920
that's the annoying part i fucking like i don't understand why the
01:03:42.200
fuck it doesn't just come through to stream yard right i feel like maybe you should okay rumble so
01:03:51.240
how about super gay you're supposed to be watching the super chats i love it yeah well
01:03:56.360
i'm also doing everything else so you should be watching them
01:04:14.600
fuck i got it you got it did you find it well i can read it
01:04:20.040
well that's what we want find it up here because it's not in there it won't be in there that's the
01:04:27.080
fucking problem thank you retard okay so scotian lady says
01:04:35.400
with a two dollar donation happy birthday sarah you're the best thanks for being awesome and keep
01:04:41.240
kicking ass cheers to many more faitho is good times with great people except johnny sorry i can't
01:04:48.280
stay and look forward to replay tomorrow mad respect i think you're making that part up love you
01:04:56.360
tell you what you made that up totally made that up
01:05:04.440
oh there it is right there i found them i found them now i found them i know where they are now
01:05:18.520
yeah see i told you you're making that up jesus christ the fuck is going on here
01:05:24.200
hey you told me i can do whatever i want it's my birthday yes unfortunately i did do that didn't
01:05:31.320
i yeah uh-huh thank you scotian lady for the birthday dono definitely my bad my bad okay i
01:05:41.560
shouldn't have fucking i should have just let this go and been like no we don't even have to do a
01:05:46.840
stream let's see if my new outfit is here i'll just be cool with it all right you check for that um
01:05:54.760
we're gonna have a look at some uh doctors and engineers uh pulling each other out of the snow
01:06:13.000
so there you go they were very cautious i'm not so sure that it worked but
01:06:23.240
at least they were being cautious and using the caution tape it's fucking idiots man
01:06:33.560
it's been slightly stingy also just because i don't feel like doing it right now
01:06:43.560
yeah well as soon as i find some i i'm definitely going to i gotta look around here and see where uh
01:06:49.720
where they got them i did have a nice spicy burrito last night though along with a bunch of mushrooms but
01:07:04.360
sent on tg as a backup though what uh someone on tg what are you talking about now too many things to
01:07:11.720
pay attention to this is the problem oh yeah there it is yep found it
01:07:17.800
all right back to this one anyway what are you doing now
01:07:34.040
speaking of jeet so might as well go with this this is uh this is a fantastic way to back
01:08:03.240
what in the fuck is going on trad life why are you saying that yeah it's a good outfit
01:08:14.340
i almost want to put that fucking song back that ass up to it because it just looks like that would
01:08:22.120
probably go very well all together i just didn't have time to do that oh my god how cute is this
01:08:28.460
and sure right whatever cutest little talk is it yeah i think it's the cutest i'm all about it
01:08:38.160
i needed a new camel top because i got a really nice pair of dress pants that needed something
01:08:48.760
that wasn't black so here we are what do y'all think i can't stand up too much because there's
01:08:54.100
no bottoms yeah i feel like it's nice right cute oh boobs huge yes yeah oh my god y'all
01:09:07.220
no i i yeah i think he was just dancing the trailer skew i think that's what it was it was some sort
01:09:13.880
of dance competition yes just backing that ass up and you know i feel like i can't maybe if i wear a
01:09:21.480
not bra with this oh there you go a little aggressive
01:09:26.000
no no no it's a no i feel like this is a bra instead of a not bra
01:09:33.720
jesus so cute though love it what's tom saying sarah says she can get sarah ireland a chair if she's
01:09:44.020
interested yes we don't know no no don't do that excuse me because i i like it no i like it better
01:09:51.820
with you on that chair because then if you like fall off then it's funny funny how it's funny fucking
01:10:01.200
you're funny haha who wouldn't i i don't know i think it'd be hilarious to watch you fall off the
01:10:10.740
chair so you know what i think is hilarious not bad oh there you go draw some nipples and chest
01:10:17.300
hair is it aussie but let's go al it's not skin color it's camel well but it needs the chest hair
01:10:25.980
for authenticity though y'all what are you talking about
01:10:34.800
is that is that what i'm to understand here listen you talk too much
01:10:47.300
talk too much you just want the rest of that fucking joy okay so is this a is this a yes or a
01:10:58.140
no do we like this camel shirt or no one for yes two for no i feel like i sure not you yeah good
01:11:07.360
night you don't care what do you mean i don't care fuck that too two then fucking two that's what
01:11:16.580
i think it's so cute like i can't show any more than that because after that it's
01:11:28.840
she's the body yeah no see i can't stand up it's a bodysuit and it goes right up the
01:11:40.900
do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do baby shark
01:11:46.180
i'll have to try and put that i'll have to try and grab that
01:11:48.300
Sarah made me a shark i tell you it's hot as fucking that thing though
01:12:02.420
absolutely she thinks we're not but okay we're gonna i just want you to know though
01:12:15.760
john said me a funny voice clip last night in the middle of the night
01:12:21.440
no means no no means yes listen i just want i just want everybody to know that his girlfriend
01:12:32.600
shenanigans holy moly shenanigans anyway so halifax matt likes the flesh color
01:12:41.780
see it's camel what i know it's flesh no it's not flesh
01:12:55.180
i was like gonna show like it's like one of my girlfriends like oh yes
01:13:01.060
i don't have a camel toe but you're not y'all y'all are not my
01:13:05.780
i i do wish i had bigger tits you're right i do
01:13:12.020
it's the thing about the boobs but i feel like this would be better with
01:13:28.060
vest i mean it's pretty fucking close there trad wife i mean there's not much of a difference
01:13:34.360
yeah see no fuck you look at how white i am compared to this legitimately this is a camel
01:13:39.920
color this is camel i have a jacket this color as well it's camel it's camel to go with the toe
01:13:47.820
listen it's not a toe i'm gonna just i'm gonna i think i i i have a feeling that one's going
01:14:00.100
oh lord oh yeah all right okay i'm in oh god i'm in
01:14:12.300
hearing johnny giggle though because he was so excited that he had a shark
01:14:18.060
fuck yeah like it was a hole that he could fuck his girlfriend
01:14:21.040
well no no it's not even that it's just that that's to signify right like if you see the dorsal
01:14:27.320
fin on the shark blanket stand up that means it's fucking time and i'm gonna start singing the jaws
01:14:35.720
you know what i mean your poor girlfriend oh yeah fucking a she's gonna find out that i'm gonna turn
01:14:56.260
and at the very end i identify as a sperm whale
01:15:07.520
you're talking about anything to do with sex and it's like and it's the most disgusting thing i've
01:15:48.940
i'm gonna turn into all sorts of things with that
02:23:06.320
I like to do when they go all in sync like that.
02:23:59.600
The lady in the red over there just freaking out and yelling at them.
02:24:23.740
i get it now i get it now it's just like zero context was given right
02:24:59.780
at the russian consulate in sydney an appearance from the self-image oh yeah what happened to
02:25:19.780
that guy fuck ass branding ceremony to follow it's so weird yeah i don't that doesn't i don't get
02:25:33.080
your ass branded i don't like it i'm gonna like brand your leg brand someplace that you can fucking
02:25:37.800
let the air at it man if you have to sit on the part where you got branded it's not good if you
02:25:43.060
have to keep it constantly concealed it's not a good idea i don't like it weird
02:25:49.060
yeah or just don't do it yeah right yeah yeah aussie cossack yeah i used to watch him a lot man i
02:25:59.380
haven't seen him in a long time but i think maybe he went to russia i don't know
02:26:05.060
yeah i have no idea he used to fuck with the cops all the time over there it's like fucking
02:26:11.280
he used to have uh what metal boxes with chains all over it man shit so when they pull them over
02:26:19.160
um they had to search go through all these empty boxes nothing in them but they're looking for guns
02:26:24.760
and stuff he would just totally fucking troll the cops and shit yeah last time that was a while back
02:26:31.000
man i haven't seen him in a long time you actually are you wearing a bra today look at that
02:26:36.900
would you look at that excuse me is that a bra did you just say would you would you look at that
02:26:44.500
yes i'm wearing a bra yeah and a shirt yep camel colored shirt hey look you look nice i'm saying
02:26:56.100
they look like you're dressed to go out or something i am dressed to go out yes i'm gonna put
02:27:00.120
dress pants on with this currently i'm not wearing pants but i will be we knew it eventually
02:27:07.460
excuse me certainly i tried i gave it a good honest try he's holed up in the russian embassy
02:27:20.100
in australia i don't know shit tom fuck man we're not talking about the camel toe again
02:27:33.640
where's the camel toe camel toe there's a camel toe somewhere out there there is a camel tail
02:27:42.360
there's a camel missing his toe all right it's gonna happen anyway
02:27:51.100
who's holed up holed up in a russian embassy in australia i believe so it's tom
02:27:57.240
ozzy kozak ozzy kozak i got a channel there it's pretty popular um
02:28:01.700
oh yeah it's disappeared did i grab that video actually because i think i did but i don't think
02:28:09.040
i loaded it in the stream yet the fucking one in germany let me just see yeah hooray
02:28:20.420
oh darker brown for a moose knuckle i have some darker like i have a darker brown um
02:28:29.600
i don't know it's probably like a called mocha colored sweater but this one is camel like we
02:28:38.520
discussed before it's not skin tone it's not nude it is called camel
02:28:57.920
slacks they're gorgeous they're from germ oh my god they're from germany they're fucking
02:29:04.100
man anyway they're perfect for this so as it goes it's like a coffee yeah exactly yeah yeah i have a
02:29:14.820
jacket that's this color as well okay it's it literally is called camel and i do it's a really
02:29:20.420
nice jacket it's darker brown for the moose knuckle um and then it's the caramel color uh
02:29:27.420
that's that's correct so it's not sandy but i feel like i'm not sure if i'm gonna wear a bra
02:29:33.600
underneath it or not i'm unsure yours is more of a camel tail
02:29:37.180
yeah but it was is it see-through though that's the problem no well kind of i feel like it might be
02:29:45.240
through a little bit like you guys can see the bra but it's not um no like if i was wearing
02:29:53.880
nothing underneath that you wouldn't know well i mean uh well i guess i shouldn't say that i don't
02:30:00.740
know we'll try it out and come back and uh we'll see oh do you want me to take my bra off and then
02:30:06.320
come back come back and then we'll tell you if we can see through it or not
02:30:08.720
well you want your friends to tell you if your fly's down or not if you're going out
02:30:15.640
oh yeah right it's for science he's trying to say yeah it's for science you got your back man
02:30:22.460
we'll tell you it's all just for sign we're gonna just barely barely barely see some nip through it
02:30:28.260
that's fine it's a little risque it's kind of cool right but if it's like boom you can see right
02:30:32.600
through it's like ah well hey you know put a bra back on or something i mean i don't really know
02:30:37.740
what the difference is between barely and just seeing but because if you really really have to
02:30:44.500
stare to see if it's peeking through a little bit then you're staring too long i feel like y'all
02:30:51.200
are gonna have to stare at shit is there such thing as staring too long though i don't know
02:30:56.660
yeah probably because to be perfectly honest i think like the idea is is you want to get caught
02:31:02.580
right and then you see what the reaction is and then you just know right
02:31:15.540
right i mean sometimes you're gonna get yelled at
02:31:32.200
that's all you got to do is get busted looking and her reaction is going to tell you everything
02:31:36.060
you need to know there's your tip she smiles at you and it's like
02:31:39.020
yeah right yeah like if she does not have an issue with it then you're in bud
02:31:45.440
um but if she gives you a dirty look well fuck move on you know
02:31:52.800
don't fucking tell me no this works okay i've done it before
02:32:01.540
numerous times what are you doing you fucking retard cat
02:32:05.480
this fucking thing there's food in the bowl okay food in the bowl but this retard
02:32:23.580
like i said i did my i did the test on the cats they're stupid as fuck so i can't really
02:32:30.120
i want to try it although we can't say a lot but let's just turn the camera to the wall here
02:32:36.200
and there you go out al says you just send uh pictures through telegram and he'll uh pretend
02:32:42.040
that he sees us if you want to see if there's you know that's that's what's going on get out of here
02:32:52.120
you stupid cats they like you get cats they said it'll be fun they said
02:32:59.160
well they're they're entertaining yeah whatever barely sometimes
02:33:10.280
oh no it's maybe it maybe it's been a while i like pink nipples it's probably my favorite
02:33:15.560
specific in the color yeah you know they're not too big not too small not too bumpy they're lumpy
02:33:27.960
you know jesus i know after women have kids their nipples fucking poke your fucking eye out
02:33:34.840
and they're not too big they're not too big they're not too big they're not too big
02:33:42.040
is that you playing this yeah yeah it has to be fuck she's muted fuck yeah
02:33:54.280
sounds weird though no it sounds all right sounds like a nice little radio in the background
02:33:59.400
when you're in the shop kind of thing yeah maybe it's just in my headphones it sounds weird
02:34:16.920
but you mentioned wings so she's probably got wings on the way too maybe
02:34:26.760
yes please i had pizza and wings that's for sure it was large large chopping for
02:34:32.680
fucking 16 bucks and then uh found wings to go along with that let's go that was dinner tonight
02:34:42.440
he was gonna pick up his guitar now listen to this
02:34:49.480
this is a good song i love this song well i was gonna pick up the bass
02:34:52.520
just get the bass you got the guitar there you go
02:34:57.240
that's sad there's something we can call not as well i can do on my show you slap the bass
02:35:02.280
you better slap the bass because if you're not slapping the bass you better just quit
02:35:08.120
yeah you gotta be slapping the bass slap it oh look who it is
02:35:14.840
you could do like a a jam session show sometime maybe
02:35:33.240
something like that i'm just glad sarah's not here
02:36:23.160
yeah that's kind of cool i don't really know a lot about bass bass is a whole other
02:36:26.920
freaking animal yeah right it is killer though yeah
02:36:30.840
my bag uh my buddy mark that was by last night we uh we ate some mushrooms last night but he's a
02:36:36.920
he's a bass player did you get in the mushrooms did you are they good
02:36:40.680
well yeah we were yeah we were sitting here and
02:36:44.040
i can just hang out for a little while and he went to bed and then all of a sudden he just pulled
02:36:52.120
weighing some of these i was like sure so we just like i think we had like i don't know
02:36:56.920
during like three grams each or something and just watched severance
02:37:06.920
oh did he okay like you said he wasn't into this kind of
02:37:13.480
it's all right yeah it was a good night though definitely a good night
02:37:17.400
island jason first put something up here what island jason just put something up here put something
02:37:31.240
is he live no he just it's just a video no he's live right now no i don't know apparently
02:37:39.160
he is so are you sure that it's not just premiering a video yeah it's just oh they
02:37:56.280
let's see here did i already do that one i think i already did that one oh that's good tune we'll go
02:38:33.560
my washing machine i never got a tour of his face before
02:38:50.600
everybody's stepping up i'm just gonna figure out how to hook up my mics to it
02:38:56.040
oh i just i went got the mic that i originally had
02:39:13.240
i'm gonna go cheer for stream now yeah i just did
02:39:26.920
providing commentary of island jason and his jew dungeon
02:39:35.160
yeah what's going on here and this is where he makes all the bombs
02:39:51.400
he's got some nice paintings there behind him for
02:39:53.160
fuck sakes why didn't you hang those up man jesus
02:40:13.160
i think the other way around i think we're a creep
02:40:19.240
you have both a little special dude or anything
02:40:35.480
special i'm special you're special we're all special special
02:40:49.720
that's all all he's doing is just sitting there and
02:41:32.520
the stream is on a bit i think he got copyright for something somehow some way or
02:41:42.200
oh no he finished it that's why yeah he was done he just shut her down he's testing his new cameras like
02:41:48.600
yeah that's great and he was just gonna go live man like you know
02:42:19.240
well yeah that well yeah because it was sarah's birthday so we had to show the opposite of the
02:42:27.320
did they yeah well obviously i didn't give him until
02:42:34.200
oh my god hold on hold on hold on oh god i think he might have
02:42:48.920
he's fucking right over the right over the barrier and that was a bridge by the way chris
02:42:54.840
oh yeah yeah yeah there's not there's no lawn or soft landing there yeah no no
02:42:59.320
no actually the one thing that was i did notice about that video though uh because it does continue
02:43:06.520
on a little bit more um is the spot where they're like the one lady's like just automatically she's
02:43:12.840
like he's dead he's dead and the guy's like and then the guy's like and i got it on the dash cam
02:43:19.320
like that's your first thought he's dead yeah here here actually i'll let that finish over and see
02:43:29.960
are you okay or anything like no yeah i'll let it finish out listen to them
02:43:42.600
oh my god oh oh god oh god oh god oh god i think he might have just uh he died
02:43:50.600
he died he died i got on desk him too oh my god oh my god oh my god
02:44:11.800
he could have landed in traffic too man well yeah that's the other thing right because
02:44:17.400
is it i don't know where because by the time they pulled over that you can see over the bridge
02:44:23.160
right they'd already driven quite a ways there but uh judging by how high they were though yeah i
02:44:30.440
don't i don't see any way that you're you're landing there he's wearing a helmet
02:44:39.320
all right i guess that'll help that'll help yeah have a good night uh halifax matt hey man
02:44:45.640
went out for well that was that was dumb shouldn't have forgot your gloves
02:44:53.960
well well have a smoke in minus 20 30 degrees and uh have a smoke without your gloves yeah right
02:44:59.640
not it's not a good idea right anyway but yeah that's uh that's just one of those things right
02:45:06.520
but i mean you're kind of driving like an idiot so i mean maybe you probably shouldn't drive like an
02:45:11.560
idiot yeah and you definitely shouldn't you definitely shouldn't crash into the back of
02:45:17.240
the person that you're riding with yeah right in front of you they like fucking because that's what
02:45:22.920
it was right like that front tire hit their back tire and then speed wobble barrier done
02:45:31.960
i don't man i i don't know why anybody would ride a motorcycle on the highways that's stupid it's
02:45:38.360
just dumb i know it has to be done sometimes you get from one point to another it's a lot of guys
02:45:43.080
do it every day because it's cheaper on gas right yeah but man you know it's not the going over a
02:45:51.720
barrier is one thing to be worried about but it's the getting squished and run over man like
02:45:57.000
fuck yeah i mean that that's certainly something um especially with the trucks now
02:46:02.440
yeah um or one at one point in time we were able to trust the truck drivers around us we no longer
02:46:15.960
and it's what it is actually what was this video too speaking of the truckers
02:46:22.280
i know i got one here i just can't remember specifically what happened in this one
02:46:32.440
not on your phone hey you weren't on your phone no no one else uh went in the ditch from the ice
02:46:44.200
though so i don't understand how you did i said no one else went in the dish from the ice but you
02:46:49.880
i don't where's the ice that's crazy man how long you've been driving for
02:46:55.640
how long you drive for 10 years four years how long did you how long did you drive how did how long
02:47:10.200
you can't understand how did you pass the test if you can't understand english how long did you drive
02:47:17.480
a truck for uh driving yeah yeah how long two months two months two months two months
02:47:33.000
all right i mean isn't that great not only is it he's only been driving for two months
02:47:40.600
but i'm sure that's the first fucking bit of snow that they've run into as well right so yeah
02:47:47.480
you add that in with the two months driving time there you go that's that's what we're dealing
02:47:55.880
with on the roads right now and it is getting pretty fucking ridiculous
02:48:03.960
i know on the ride home from uh from your house like yeah there were there was a few in the ditch for
02:48:09.800
sure yeah yeah always man always yeah it was i don't know i mean there was there was maybe one
02:48:19.160
that was like okay i understood why that person was stuck and it was just because they were trying
02:48:23.320
to get off onto the exit and because the plows had gone by at one point it kind of pushed like there's
02:48:31.320
a big fucking pile of snow that you have to go through to get into the exit so yeah other than that
02:48:37.560
there's a bunch of others that i was like what the what did you guys do yeah it's going too fast
02:48:43.640
man people are just going too fast it's like slow the down man it's fucking crazy out there
02:48:49.560
all right it's uh i used to laugh man because i'm driving up north and
02:48:53.160
shit i'm just taking my time when it's all ice like the road's so packed down with the
02:48:58.040
um the snow so packed down from the cars it's just a glare of ice man it's like driving on a hockey
02:49:02.200
rain you gotta have decent even if you do have decent tires even then it's still once you
02:49:06.680
fucking lose momentum like once you turn your wheel and once you start going you're
02:49:10.760
fucking going like it's like black ice kind of shit anyways people are just fucking booting like
02:49:16.920
and i'm like yep i'm gonna see him in the ditch yep sure enough five ten minutes later down the
02:49:20.680
road there he is in the ditch like guys in their big fucking trucks and shit i got four-wheel drive
02:49:25.320
man i got my big truck i'm good to go yeah they're just flying fucking laughing in the fast lane right
02:49:30.200
when we're all in the slow lane just putting along um yeah sure enough i don't know how many i've
02:49:35.400
seen man go up north bay and shit like there's three assholes in their big fucking trucks not
02:49:39.960
transports but truck pickup trucks off in the fucking ditch
02:49:46.600
why you don't need to go that fast when it's that fucking slippery i don't care how good your tires
02:49:50.520
are man right once you fucking once you once you hit something or try to change lanes or go around
02:49:55.960
somebody and you hit that little pat like you said that little fucking that's a deep shit that's in
02:50:00.120
between lanes and stuff you hit that it kind of fucking uh hydroplanes you a little bit and
02:50:05.080
you're fucked man oh yeah yeah absolutely especially if you're going from
02:50:10.200
like like maybe a clear patch of pavement into the slush or into the ice or just like anything
02:50:17.400
like that it can fuck with you real good oh look who's back look who decided to join us the night shift
02:50:24.920
she's gonna eat her pizza man listen don't act like i don't have things to do but i mean do you really
02:50:35.320
yeah i listen i had someone at my fucking door and then the pizza
02:50:43.720
i'm yeah the pizza just showed up and that's great
02:50:47.160
yeah something like that we're gonna have a bite of pizza i'm excited bring any wings no no wings
02:50:57.400
i don't do that stuff unless i make it myself i just got a little little teeny tiny small pizza
02:51:04.120
with jalapenos pineapple and pepperoni just a little small one nice
02:51:07.880
i don't know if i can even have anyway fuck did that video actually load i thought that'd be too big
02:51:25.720
fuckers i just have to have i need the napkins for
02:51:30.280
oh my god that's what your pants are for i either get a shit ton of napkins or not at all
02:51:37.720
i didn't wear pants right so i don't have anything for them
02:51:44.760
because i have no pants and no napkins i guess i just said that's what i use my pants for
02:51:53.320
what would you use your knee to fucking wipe your mouth with or something what the
02:51:59.800
fuck what oh you like that to wipe your pants oh yeah right you don't need to wipe your mouth
02:52:05.640
you get it all in your mouth and then you use your fucking tongue for that you got to eat your food
02:52:18.600
what is this have you guys on and lady in my locker room has haitian radio
02:52:47.960
yeah it looks good man it looks nice and cheesy
02:52:50.040
all right i'm gonna grab it anyway i don't give a
02:52:52.200
a fuck what are you grabbing now i forgot i forgot to download some
02:53:10.440
it was see look it's it's tough when you got to do it all yourself right you know
02:53:31.160
the shit that i wanted to download out to download
02:53:51.960
sugar or anything processed so the fact that i'm having wine that has yeast and sugar in it
02:53:59.320
it's all the things together that are going to make me not feel great tomorrow but
02:54:31.640
it's a good thing we're not there you get your birthday spankings
02:54:37.960
i would actually be fine with spanking that's the problem
02:55:02.520
bird's eye faggots will appeal to your hello faggot lovers everywhere
02:55:09.800
bird's eye faggots will appeal to your whole family
02:55:14.600
but they've gone easy on the spice because kids don't like them too spicy
02:55:20.200
birds i even suggest that people who don't like faggots could enjoy these
02:55:47.000
speaking of faggots uh this this is like a five minute video but it is it's
02:55:52.520
we'll see how much we can get through but uh this is actually pretty funny it's a bunch of
02:55:57.800
faggots and trainees threatening uh because they're all upset about trump's decisions in the u.s
02:56:02.760
uh and this is something about uh i guess this was like some sort of trans sanctuary city or
02:56:08.920
something and they're like deciding that that's not going to be the case
02:56:12.360
so they had a uh bit of a meeting here and these are the
02:56:16.360
people that showed up and i can tell you right now
02:56:19.560
this is a collection of solid mental health i think you'll be able to tell i need the city to
02:56:27.000
protect me because the federal government won't and if you think you're afraid of trump you should
02:56:33.480
see how afraid of trump i am can you wrap up please yes i can if you say that you're afraid of trump
02:56:41.640
and that's why you don't want city to be the city to be a space safe space for trans people you better
02:56:47.160
prepare for trans people to make this a very unsafe space i'm shaking right now i don't want to be here
02:56:55.480
please i'm sorry am i taking too long pleading for my life you remembered how many children i have
02:57:02.840
and how many and the two of them are trans i speak as both the b and the t in the lgbt
02:57:12.040
i'm multiply disabled i have ehlers-danlos syndrome which is a connective tissue disorder that causes me
02:57:18.360
immense physical pain i um i'm on the autism spectrum and i have narcolepsy and i couldn't
02:57:25.720
drive myself here so i had to hide from my driver that i was in drag which is not an easy thing to do
02:57:33.240
in drag i do not want to be here it's my day off i do not want to be in your dms i do not want to be in
02:57:40.600
your email inboxes i do not want my creativity writing diss tracks like kendrick i don't want
02:57:47.000
to spend an hour applying glitter on my face so that you will hear and see me i want you to listen
02:57:55.800
to me let us remember that the nazis burned the books that uh the the nazis burned books on gender
02:58:03.160
sciences first now the administration has villainized and marginalized migrant workers trans lgp lg bt
02:58:12.760
people and even special needs denying life-saving and affirming care can you look at me and tell me
02:58:19.400
how many of my friends need to die before you do anything please look at me okay we're all done here
02:58:25.960
of course we need to continue celebrating black history month because in spite of what's coming
02:58:36.040
down from washington we all know that we all exist and we all need to be recognized for our existence
02:58:42.920
but be aware that you are a guest in my house when you come and when you come know that there are
02:58:51.000
strong queer and trans people in my classroom who will collect you with the quickness um my name in
02:58:58.760
drag is dd delight um and my name out of drag is dewey cosgrova tansa laddie la rouge he they in drag
02:59:09.880
district three my legal name is olivia d'ambrosio my public name is livy scanlon my wife and i own a
02:59:17.720
home in the canal district i speak as someone who is always misgendered like all the time people refer
02:59:25.880
to me as sir when i prefer to be referred to as ma'am i speak as someone who is afraid to use public
02:59:34.200
toilets i speak as someone who is a member of this community and is a queer person you have to imagine
02:59:45.160
being me and my wife fearing that our marriage rights will be stripped away at any moment please
02:59:51.640
i don't i only have so much time please please joe's gonna cut me off which matters more covering
02:59:57.560
the legal fees of systemic police brutality or protecting the lives of queer people in our
03:00:03.960
community how many lives have to be lost before you consider fighting back against fascism and
03:00:10.920
corruption now is the time to say that if federal money relies on the dehumanization of trans people
03:00:15.240
that we don't want your goddamn money i get that some of you care more about fuss about
03:00:19.400
easy funding than trans lives and don't mind nazis for some whatever reason but
03:00:25.720
normally i would say good evening but through the chair i will only impart my sour grapes
03:00:32.440
it's an extremely emotional and taxing thing to stand up here
03:00:37.400
as someone as part of the trans and gender diverse community my name is katie i'm from district 5 and
03:00:44.200
i'm speaking in support of agenda items 10b and 14b right now in our country trump is threatening the
03:00:50.760
trans and gender diverse community noticing people here are trying to control the rights of others and
03:00:56.120
that's not right we should make western sanctuary city for trans people everybody deserves to feel safe and
03:01:02.840
everybody needs to feel safe i've loved here for four years and there hasn't really been any changes in
03:01:09.880
how people feel safe in the city my birthday is this saturday and all i want is peace and for you to vote yes
03:01:16.680
please don't let me down for my birthday there's a lot of queer people that i love and to candy carlson
03:01:23.240
you should know to never call someone it's i'm seven and i know better the kids are watching and we're ready to vote you out
03:01:42.360
yeah poor kid indeed what even was that and we're ready to vote your kid you can't vote
03:01:47.960
fucking fucking jesus it's fucked is what it is yeah that's uh we gotta make asylums
03:01:56.360
more asylums again man and and properly children's great again look at look at it
03:02:03.480
make asylums great again but i mean but properly treat people people have issues man and they need
03:02:13.560
when they close all the asylums at the what they didn't close the big one in st john years ago man
03:02:17.640
and they just let fucking the private sector look after these people in the government like
03:02:21.320
it was society's job now to look after these people who are you know my you know my favorite
03:02:25.960
part was though in all of that the one thing that one guy that like could barely read where he was like
03:02:32.760
the nazis burned the books on gender sciences first it's like the only time
03:02:40.840
that somebody's willing to say what books got burned
03:02:45.160
right but only because in this particular case it it seems to you know help their cause or at least
03:02:54.040
they believe but yeah it's it's all a bunch of fucking ridiculousness and just a perfect example
03:03:00.440
though of how sane those people are or are not like they're oh yeah like that one dude that's like
03:03:09.320
i get misgendered all the time like well no fucking shit look at you you're a dude
03:03:35.960
i think a lot of these people just they've been fed this book and that one woman there with the
03:03:39.960
trans kids fucking protect trans kids that woman with the purple hair i have
03:03:44.280
trans children yeah because of you and this is this is why most of them think this
03:03:48.200
shit because it's been hammered into their head oh it's just a little kid oh you're really a boy
03:03:53.960
people used to do this years and years ago man they they dress up a young girl and just have young
03:03:59.240
boys and dresses and put dresses on them and check that and um it's just been going on for a long time
03:04:05.640
man it's uh now it's at the open we're seeing it like people were hammering this is why i'm against
03:04:11.080
gay couples adopting kids right because they push that shit ideology and shit on them and
03:04:23.880
well and that's the the the other one there too that was like you know how many kids i have and
03:04:27.800
two of them are trans well i mean the odds that you would have
03:04:31.400
are supposed to be impossible they're supposed to be impossible excuse me but the reason that
03:04:39.000
they're not impossible is because trans isn't a real thing it's just you've convinced them that they
03:04:45.080
are yeah yeah it's the fuck man it's nothing more than people who never had proper fucking therapy and
03:04:53.560
then they're projecting onto their four children like is it especially i don't really miss being a kid
03:04:58.600
man growing up and especially in your puberty years man it was confusing the
03:05:02.280
shit enough man it's fucking confusing it's you're going through changes and
03:05:06.040
shit life's confusing enough as it is you don't need people
03:05:08.760
fucking oh you could be this and you could do this and it's okay to be this like what the
03:05:13.240
fuck man look off fuck i just want to fucking meet a chick and get a girlfriend and get laid
03:05:19.320
for fuck's sake i don't need oh but you can be a girl you already have one
03:05:23.240
no i'm not no i'm talking about when we're kids man like a kid kids are confused enough as it is
03:05:29.400
man they're just literally confusing them with more fucking godly goop bullshit that's not going to help
03:05:34.040
in life here's the other thing too like and this is the way i've said it and they don't like it when
03:05:38.200
i phrase it this way but um so you mean to tell me that you believe that if you can tell a kid that
03:05:47.880
they're stupid for long enough that they'll believe that they're stupid but you know telling
03:05:53.640
them that they can be any gender they want for years isn't going to make them believe that they
03:05:58.280
can just change it and that it isn't about how you feel it's about what you want it's both abuse
03:06:04.680
yep right like because that's what it really is is it's just you pounded it into their heads that
03:06:09.720
there it's possible that this can happen yeah so yeah you're you're with their heads and
03:06:16.120
eventually they're just gonna you know there's gonna be some that are going to be attention
03:06:19.800
seeking that are going to because that's the other thing they always always always always always
03:06:24.520
always have another accompanying mental illness right like that one girl said what what was the phrase
03:06:30.760
that she used uh multi uh uh disabled or disability or whatever she's narcoleptic and uh yeah like she
03:06:40.520
had like a bucket of shit wrong with her there um yeah but yeah like what the yeah it is and that's
03:06:48.680
the thing though and it's they're victims or no they're not victims they're retired no it's not
03:06:54.040
i think some of them are they're being told you're a victim and it's everybody's being told that uh
03:06:58.680
no some of them are victims though that's the thing your fucking life a lot easier if you just
03:07:02.600
pretend to be a victim about everything all the time man fuck off man
03:07:05.720
all right so island jason just admitted that he was gay just wanted to let that out there
03:07:12.760
he just told me or jason yeah he just he just told me oh he did the bulldog thing again today
03:07:20.520
that's why he's off to the loop again no i just i i asked him if he wanted a link and he said no
03:07:25.320
he's fucking around with the shit still i was like well that's gay
03:07:28.120
oh i did a happy dance and it just worked everything out now well that that comes after grant
03:07:37.000
right that comes after yeah because that's the whole point to it is it's because so here's the thing
03:07:44.600
multiple personalities we all agree mental health issue right like that's not a real thing that's
03:07:51.640
that's something that is wrong with the brain and so what do we do with that we medicate that
03:07:56.600
we you know we have treatments uh to to prevent people from believing that they are multiple
03:08:03.720
people i see no difference in believing that i am a lady versus i have three personalities
03:08:14.200
yeah it is the same thing to me because yeah you know you're not going to tell somebody with
03:08:19.800
multiple personalities who isn't medicated that you know what they're feeling is wrong they're going
03:08:25.240
to tell you to fuck off they feel it it's right just the same as any of these gender confused
03:08:30.680
fucking retards you don't have to be a fucking doctor to know this shit man it's like but but
03:08:35.080
the difference is though that's a good analogy you're making there it's just like the same with the
03:08:39.320
call a kid stupid here here's the thing because i'm not done yet i'm not done yet here's the thing
03:08:45.000
is that the difference is is that one is treated with medication why because it's the only way to make
03:08:51.320
money off it because you're not going to make any money off of these people by enabling their
03:08:56.280
multiple personalities right there's no money to be made by giving them multiple social insurance
03:09:02.360
numbers there's no money and they could make money i mean fuck maybe they could collect like five
03:09:07.000
different welfare checks at once but other than that there is no advantage to enabling the idea that
03:09:14.360
they have multiple personalities whereas in a gender situation there is a lot of fucking you know
03:09:23.880
what i mean because there's all all the hormone therapies you've got all of the surgeries you've got
03:09:29.960
all of the therapy you've got all of all of this other stuff that costs quite a bit really because i
03:09:36.760
think what some of the surgeries are like 12 grand something like that is what it would actually cost our
03:09:42.120
our medical system to do um so it's it's a money maker like i know there's some stupid people out
03:09:50.600
there that are like oh we don't pay for our health care but that doesn't mean that money isn't exchanged
03:09:54.760
and money isn't made right there are honestly there's people that you have to explain that to
03:10:01.480
i've had to do it before well i mean regardless right like the tax dollars pay for it right the tax
03:10:07.320
dollars go to the company that is providing the surgeries or whatever right like that's just the
03:10:12.920
way it works and again you make more money by enabling a gender confused person than you do treating them
03:10:27.560
man what bugs me though is like all these fucking commie fucking pinko degenerate little
03:10:34.440
fucks they're always going to be around kids whether it be scouting or church or schools or
03:10:39.720
kindergarten they're always youth groups youth pastors like they're always around kids man
03:10:45.720
always that's what they're into right but when you look at schools kindergartners like the libraries
03:10:51.400
the gay pride flags they don't have anything relatable to adults right but it just these guys are outing
03:10:56.760
themselves and like thank you because when it's a fan there's a purge we know exactly where we're going
03:11:01.480
here's the other thing too though is that you have to go towards the kids because you're not going to
03:11:05.480
convince adults kids are easy i can i can tell i can tell this kid anything i want yeah and as long
03:11:13.000
as i just continue to repeat it to him over and over and over and over again i will get him to believe
03:11:17.800
it right like that's just the way that works that's how children are they're fucking sponges and if you
03:11:23.480
just keep throwing the information at them then eventually it sticks right and you can convince them of
03:11:30.760
anything my neighbor's kid man right we we convince them that fucking we convince them a fat man comes
03:11:37.400
down a goddamn chimney every year and leaves them fucking presents for absolutely no reason
03:11:43.000
it's not hard it's not hard to fucking manipulate a child's mind man yeah right it's not hard to
03:11:47.640
manipulate an adult's mind most of the adults in our fucking current society are so fucking stupid
03:11:53.960
that the children are smarter than them now it can happen but children are definitely an easier
03:12:00.760
target though yeah it's it that's the low-hanging fruit that you don't even really need to try that
03:12:06.200
you know what's the you know what's the easy target is the men who aren't men it's the dads who aren't
03:12:13.560
present that's who gets targeted pedophiles and people who are abusing children are going for homes who
03:12:23.160
have non-present male parental because it's all attention-seeking behavior 100 if there's no
03:12:32.040
men present in the household that's where they're looking for because it's easy prey for them
03:12:38.200
yeah 100 100 and like we need more fucking masculine men we need more men who are actually
03:12:45.400
men who are protecting who are protecting their women and their fucking families yeah yeah but they
03:12:53.240
also need ones running away like cowards though we also need ones that aren't on only fans too though
03:12:59.240
that's also another aspect this is where i say both both are fought yeah but both are fought to go on
03:13:05.720
only fans do you choose to sit no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm saying that your
03:13:11.160
fucking options are limited because most of these women are on only fans right like that's the problem
03:13:18.600
is that it's it's just a degenerate society both ways right because it's been advertised drilled into and
03:13:27.640
you know what i mean like we've got apps now today we don't go and talk to people we send our dicks on
03:13:38.120
messenger and things like that right like that's that's to the point that it's the people that you're
03:13:45.000
going to meet no i understand that but what i'm saying is is that when the entire society
03:13:52.920
right but i'm just saying when the entire society has devolved to that
03:13:56.520
right but it's fucking ridiculous that's what i'm saying like i choose to not meet people that way i
03:14:01.000
choose to not be part of that i would disagree side of society i choose to but that's what i mean is i
03:14:06.920
would disagree that generally society has devolved to that like just because you're choosing not to
03:14:12.520
doesn't mean much it just means that you or me or those of us here aren't choosing to the vast
03:14:20.280
majority yes but the vast majority that's what it is right it's culture it's instant gratification
03:14:30.200
it's only fans it's yeah because i don't want any of that i don't want any of the degeneracy i don't
03:14:35.960
want any of the hookup i don't want i'm not interested in texting with intent i'm not interested in
03:14:42.280
having a partner who wants to have female friends or anything like that i'm not interested in
03:14:48.040
anything like that if you want to be my partner then you're my partner like it's weird i i don't
03:14:52.440
know but yeah you're saying all i'm saying is where are the men i saw that afd where's all the men i
03:15:01.080
saw i saw more antifa at that afd rally no fucking clue but you know what i'm going to be fucking by
03:15:06.360
myself until i find somebody who's fucking and you see a soccer game over in europe and there's all the
03:15:10.920
young white men all going ah they're all fit and but they all get their jerseys on and they're all
03:15:16.600
in there for a fucking soccer game man but they're not there for a call them men though politics and
03:15:21.480
shit yeah no can you call them men because the hardest part about playing soccer on your parents
03:15:27.080
these guys are they're beating the shit out of each other over a fucking football game soccer game but
03:15:31.960
they're not doing a damn thing about it and playing there and looking at women on only fans every
03:15:36.440
single night and jerking off and they can't get a fucking heart on with a real fucking female in front of
03:15:39.880
their face because they can't actually get attracted to a female that isn't online
03:15:48.280
something yeah that's sad that's sad man nothing like the real thing man tell you yeah but they
03:15:53.080
don't know what the real thing is because they've been exposed to everything but the real thing and
03:15:57.400
then when they get the real thing in front of them they're like ew well i mean i don't know because
03:16:03.320
hookup culture is pretty hard fucking core right now like that's pretty banging excuse the pun yeah
03:16:09.880
i wouldn't know because i haven't been involved in hookup culture in like 15 fucking years
03:16:16.680
and i'm not interested for it looks like it goes pretty strong right i mean the last time
03:16:23.720
what it was probably like a year ago i was looking up accounts and i'll tell you
03:16:28.520
wow have things changed right like i remember when i first started out i was like yeah okay
03:16:37.480
now you've got profiles that are like we're looking for a third
03:16:41.400
or we're like yeah there's some insane shit and there used to be specific places for that
03:16:49.320
like let's be clear there used yeah now it's just everywhere yeah but this is what i'm saying
03:16:55.560
there used to be an underground or like not even underground there used to be just like underground
03:17:01.240
anymore no it's mainstream and that's what i'm saying everything has been so wildly over sexualized
03:17:07.640
you know there's people talking pans they call themselves pansexual stop it's not funny anymore
03:17:15.480
whatever i pansexual stupid so is the what is it the demisexual the
03:17:20.040
fucking what's the other one what are the other ones they got no no this is another thing that i
03:17:26.760
learned on them is that you're looking at all this shit and these idiots put things like demisexual
03:17:31.720
pansexual this sexual and it's it's like what the fuck are you talking about
03:17:41.960
dumb there's one for like ghosts and shit oh you know excuse me
03:17:46.680
uh they just make the shit up then and fucking like they like they do things with ghosts like
03:17:53.080
that's like actually like a sexual orientation like you fuck a ghost yeah great like you can be like
03:17:59.400
you're a ghost and that's actually like an insult sometimes when you're cop and you look like you're
03:18:03.880
sucking one off so instead of saying like you'd be like hey go fucker you could be like hey ghost
03:18:11.400
fucker and that's actually not an insult anymore is that what you're telling me
03:18:17.720
i don't you know something like that there's not one fucking remember
03:18:23.480
man i don't say but yeah where's all the men they're all watching yeah i don't think they're giving
03:18:27.960
them a whole month though to have a parade and all that stuff anymore right like i thought they were
03:18:31.560
only giving them like short amounts of time now and like even in the states now there's not all of the
03:18:36.040
things so it's starting to happen here too you see it starting to wind down a little bit yeah it's
03:18:43.000
good what are you talking about the month the homo month and the things i doubt it i think we're
03:18:49.160
i think we're gonna end up going the opposite no no i think we're gonna go the opposite way i guarantee
03:18:55.800
you you mean with all the indians we're gonna go the opposite way and let all the indians here be homos
03:19:00.680
i fucking i doubt it yeah how to stop doing that yes because look look who's gonna win the election
03:19:10.200
right that's all you have that's all you have to do is look at who's gonna win the election and it's
03:19:14.520
not gonna be the conservatives yeah but what does that have to do with anything i don't get it
03:19:19.960
i don't know which one of them he's already he's already said that he's gonna goal it it's 10 o'clock
03:19:38.360
what is that voice it's her watching fucking days of her lives or some
03:19:42.280
fucking thing over there in the kitchen oh good i love that for her i'm not mad yeah right i just
03:19:46.360
wasn't sure what it was oh my god it's not bad it's fine leave her alone she's all gonna
03:19:52.200
fucking joint through herself out there leave her alone she's fine
03:19:58.200
you're fine michelle i didn't piss her off right yeah you sure did she's still angry
03:20:06.520
why are why are you in trouble i yelled at her she's trying to you guys are trying to explain
03:20:12.280
fuck listen don't yell at michelle i'll come over there and i'll stupid i'll give you a hoof before
03:20:18.840
i give one to chris or to johnny i mean johnny yeah i forgot about that when you guys got here
03:20:28.280
yeah i like i said i i thought i was going to be in a better mood than i was so i feel like it's
03:20:35.800
it's just like drinking alone or drinking when you're in a sad mood like you don't do it
03:20:41.080
it's the same thing with kicking someone's ass if i kick his ass when i'm in a bad she knows better
03:20:48.440
no then i'll just i'll actually feel a tiny bit of guilt about it and i don't want to feel bad
03:20:58.440
you know when i give you like a good swift roundhouse
03:21:05.880
no i can't kick man i keep my feet on the ground i have a hard enough time standing up and staying
03:21:14.040
on my feet as it is i can't be fucking kicking and i'm not bruce lee oh stupid
03:21:18.440
shit ah see i just know that i'm really good on a pair of heels and i'm definitely confident in my
03:21:25.480
round housing let's go watching you do a roundhouse with high heels let me dude i gotta see that
03:21:31.240
shit that'd be cool oh absolutely i can do everything better anyway because i'm a female
03:21:37.880
and most of my life as i was saying jesus yeah yeah
03:21:48.360
all right anyway this was the uh this is what i was tyler and i'm a psychosexual i'm only attracted
03:21:57.160
to crazy girls there's something about mental instability that gets me absolutely bricked up
03:22:02.120
it's not easy but i weed out all the rational girls on the first date what would you do if i
03:22:07.160
slightly deviated from an existing plan i would say hey sometimes you gotta go with the flow
03:22:12.760
disgusting lose my number it's tough being a psycho lover because women naturally conceal their
03:22:17.960
insanity and then soft launch it after a few months once the relationship's more established little do
03:22:23.160
they know that insanity is actually what i want what would you do if i came home say 20 minutes late i
03:22:29.080
would call you 12 times what else would you do i would go through your phone once you got home don't
03:22:34.440
stop i would get blackout drunk and get behind the wheel of my white jeep wrangler and if you
03:22:39.960
really love me you would make sure i wouldn't crash and die oh my god us psychosexuals have a saying
03:22:46.920
if she's in the head she can in the bed psychosexuals we're here and in this day and age we're thriving
03:22:53.480
oh my god oh my god oh my god that's a lot yeah women are crazy that's i don't see this is why i don't have
03:23:10.760
female friends that's why yeah see this this is why i've never taken the time to understand women
03:23:17.240
because women understand women and women hate each other i don't understand women though
03:23:23.480
i try and then i'm like no but i don't want to compete against you i already know i'm better than
03:23:28.600
you i don't need there's no competition we don't need to have a conversation about that don't compete
03:23:33.480
with me i don't i don't i try i try to get but this is the reason why i didn't do like the whole yeah no
03:23:42.760
see like red rover red rover no i just punched them in the head red rover this
03:23:51.800
she's the one that she she's the one jumping in the jeep wrangler you know
03:23:58.200
right but yes i feel like i don't i guess the wrangler and the tj is kind of the same thing
03:24:05.240
kind of yeah right that's yeah really but anyway and i'm not a jeep girl so i'm not the crazy person
03:24:12.920
anyway i would but there was like a part of the oh see the way i look at it no the way i look at it
03:24:21.720
is he's right um women just soft launch they're crazy like you know three or four months in you're
03:24:28.120
all crazy the question is though to what degree in severity that's where you got to go and that's
03:24:36.840
where you consult the hot crazy index right i mean the hot the hot crazy index certainly uh
03:24:44.920
certainly clears up a lot of confusion i feel like i would love to have this conversation
03:24:51.480
on another stream when there's no wine involved and we can have an actual serious discussion because
03:24:59.080
i feel like i'm not going to disagree with you um because women have been put into this box to be
03:25:08.600
crazy and after you showed me the hot crazy matrix thing that's true i get it but i also understand
03:25:23.400
were like that that i get it like do you know what i mean like i understand that however they are
03:25:29.800
the crazier pardon hotter the crazier but not always no no no now you're trying to bring up the unicorn
03:25:37.560
the unicorn doesn't exist don't listen because i know i'm not on the crazy index because i don't have
03:25:44.440
the same you know what that sounds that sounds just like what a woman on the crazy index would say
03:25:54.040
you're my friend so you listen all the crazy women are like i'm not crazy that's kind of what makes
03:26:02.520
them crazy no no no no no no no i'm not i'm not speaking for all of the crazy women because i don't
03:26:07.640
know the crazy women what i'm saying is let's be clear i know for myself that i don't fall on the
03:26:17.560
female crazy index because i don't play by the same rules as women i think skew's trying to say you're at
03:26:25.800
least a four on the crazy index angus says you're batshit crazy um yeah so he's and he says minimum
03:26:35.400
four minimum four on uh listen you guys want to know what level of crazy i am take the level that's the
03:26:45.560
highest multiply it by fucking like a hundred you know how people are like oh you pissed me off so i
03:26:57.080
fucked your dad weird it says it's my kind of pissed me off so i'm gonna take your entire family fortune
03:27:05.960
i'm not just gonna fuck your dad i'm gonna take your shit and i'm gonna take everyone else's in your
03:27:12.120
family too it's beyond slashing tires or breaking windows at this point yeah yeah after that raging
03:27:18.840
i agree sure yeah i don't do crazy i have other people to do crazy for me that's it i sit back and i
03:27:27.720
watch these hands all right fucking pristine you want to push crazy oh my god there's no level of
03:27:40.040
crazy all right she's i don't operate on the female level of crazy i operate on the crazy level of
03:27:47.160
crazy crazy crazy i i read once that uh it's a i can't remember exactly like 80 percent of american
03:27:55.080
that went that went from four to ten real quick
03:28:04.120
i try so hard to be a nice person like again chris we had this conversation on saturday like this is the
03:28:11.640
thing and this is how you know that i'm not a female okay here's a this look this is how i'm
03:28:18.760
going to explain it to everybody right here this is really fucking simple okay here's how i'm not
03:28:23.000
a female and everybody else is all right you have a penis no no i have fantastic tits and a really
03:28:31.320
nice doesn't mean you don't have a penis right i'm a little worried now because i just asked if you
03:28:37.160
had a penis and your answer was i have fantastic tits and a really nice vagina
03:28:44.600
that's what i said i'll take the word for it but i don't believe it
03:28:57.000
how's it easy okay there's like people will like try it
03:29:01.640
into it oh i can make a good sandwich i assure you but listen here's how it goes
03:29:09.400
um women again there's this weird thing where women compete with each other and they want to try
03:29:17.080
and take things that don't belong to them or um that aren't theirs or that whatever women just
03:29:27.160
do these weird things with um stuff yes yes yes i'm with you bearded
03:29:37.880
i'm not crazy that's literally what i'm trying to explain is that i like the unfemale version
03:29:48.440
it's amazing i'm not listen if you i'm not trying to justify the uncrazy that's what i'm
03:29:53.080
trying to say i'm trying to explain to you guys if you think that there's like female crazy i'm
03:29:58.200
on a whole other level of crazy because if you think women are crazy congratulations you've never
03:30:05.640
met me what i was going to say though is like if you look at the stats of how many women in
03:30:11.000
in north america i'm pretty sure it's the united states survey that i read it's like 85
03:30:15.800
at least 80 of women in the united states are on some form of head meds
03:30:20.280
yeah see there's exactly my point and this is what makes me completely different from everyone
03:30:26.600
else no pharmaceuticals none of the bullshit i don't play around i don't i'm not in the same
03:30:32.680
fucking playing field as these idiots that's so funny there's an argument that you're actually
03:30:41.720
crazier then because they're medicated and me medicate them go right ahead i dealt with medicated
03:30:50.120
females my entire life and they always want to compete that's the unmedicated ones we're
03:30:55.240
worried about and back and i just go like this and it's like okay go ahead honey we're not even on
03:31:03.240
the same book let alone the same fucking page sweetheart that same room yeah right steve i'm
03:31:10.600
i'm i'm with you steven with an s i'm with you bud carry on
03:31:15.800
see it's i don't care women what are you gonna say say it's me women are different with me they
03:31:21.480
don't want to challenge me very much see because i'm probably smaller and i'm not threatening me
03:31:27.640
you're not threatening you're no threat until they all and yeah michelle makes really really good
03:31:33.400
big good so i'm not going to say anything in this conversation michelle is a fucking saint no i'm just
03:31:39.560
saying people underestimate me because i'm small i love michelle 100 i love michelle
03:31:44.760
it's your benefit it's to let other people underestimate you man let people underestimate
03:31:49.240
you absolutely smart undercover nothing wrong with that you know what i have in the freezer johnny
03:31:55.400
i have uh orange chocolate chip cookies that sounds weird it's like a terry's chocolate orange cookie
03:32:03.080
yeah i'm not i i i i don't do the the the orange and the chocolate i don't understand
03:32:08.280
i don't understand people he likes mushrooms man come on yeah yeah mushrooms yeah
03:32:13.800
jada said mushrooms in the freezer can you put mushrooms in the freezer yeah i'd start walking there
03:32:18.760
right now there in a day or two yeah i appreciate the i appreciate the women that that like to compete
03:32:29.080
with each other and do all of those those fun things and and backstab each other and things like that
03:32:36.200
however i had no patience for that no i i don't know whatever i don't think i had like a friend in
03:32:46.200
i don't need other people's toys i have my own and i certainly am not interested in trying to compete
03:32:53.000
with things but people like i said it's not even the same fucking book this is the most
03:32:58.600
that's weird johnny's trying to say something yeah quiet everybody this is why you can't let too
03:33:05.640
many women on i know fucking yap yap yap you know it's my fucking birthday shut up oh my god how
03:33:13.080
many long have you been talking i've been in the kitchen being quiet i come out in a second
03:33:17.640
right michelle all right michelle you can do what you want that's right tell her on the other
03:33:23.240
hand now i forgot what i was saying okay so i wouldn't say that i wouldn't say that i'm scared
03:33:29.320
of michelle i just try not to make sure that she gets mad because then i don't have it it's fun though
03:33:35.080
you know i got it i like what i like watching her get mad at other people oh yeah i would love to
03:33:42.120
see what i look like when i yell at other people it's fun especially when it's chris thank you
03:33:49.880
that gets pretty funny too all right oh that's just little stuff yeah like no i've had a verbal
03:33:56.680
disagreement with my neighbor across the porches because she's right next door so i'm yipping at
03:34:01.640
her and she's yipping back at me and my other mate and melanie comes out like five minutes after
03:34:06.520
she goes that was you i went yeah i missed it i think that's safe fights breaking out michelle
03:34:13.240
coincidence yeah you know what gets off sauce every fight like weird fights you sing the anthem
03:34:22.200
like it's two o'clock in the morning every time we like our neighbor will cause
03:34:25.560
with someone and go in the house and then they come back like chris has said before
03:34:30.920
and then we end up singing the anthem because like come on dude it's canada today like it's two days
03:34:35.400
away we don't need this and then they're like okay fine oh yeah this was all before
03:34:44.040
but yeah we were talking girly something girls are crazy oh yeah no i had a i didn't have a gang of
03:34:52.040
girls you know i had a friend in each class that i could talk to in high school but it's not until
03:34:57.240
recently that we have our friends that i had actually had girlfriends yeah and see this is the thing like
03:35:05.080
i had this conversation with someone the other day um
03:35:19.800
people forget yeah i don't know like if there's just this thing where everybody just assumes that
03:35:25.000
everybody is going to get along we're not in we're not in preschool and this isn't a social experiment and
03:35:33.160
we're not we don't have to get along we're not in a situation where we're at work and we're getting
03:35:41.480
paid to be socially in the same place so i just feel like i'm i'm like i'm not
03:35:55.000
not nice as we have established childhood friends like chris and troy yeah like they get along their
03:36:02.600
base they get along with all the friends that i have now right yeah i still got kim they would
03:36:07.320
fit in right now with all the dags and shit yeah sure like him i passed his three yeah all of them
03:36:15.640
would fit in your cousin amy she's based yeah cousin amy all right but yeah we we're lucky we have a
03:36:22.360
few of them a lot of people lost all of them but it's nice when old friends blend with new friends
03:36:27.640
good absolutely it is great i agree and their 16 year old son he's like right on it he's he notices things
03:36:48.680
the thing that people and this is where i was sort of going with this is the thing that people forget
03:36:53.960
is that there's outside of the um personas so to speak or the um
03:37:07.640
whatever it is that people have um sort of fabricated for themselves online within our community um
03:37:21.720
please eat another wine stop dying more wine now we'll do it
03:37:29.880
oh it's because i need a cigarette oh that's it that's the i need a smoke cup yeah it's it's one
03:37:36.840
of those things where it's like we don't we don't have to be friends we don't have to all like everybody
03:37:46.600
yeah i don't know i just you can yeah and i'm just i'm finding that there's a lot of
03:37:55.240
there's so much and this is the thing some people just rub you the wrong way some people suck their
03:38:01.960
teeth some people smoke some people there's some things are going to turn other people off like just
03:38:06.920
the look of your fucking face sometimes when you turn people off
03:38:10.360
not yours totally and i'm not saying that i don't fucking annoy people that's not what i'm saying
03:38:13.800
oh yeah you annoy me shut up there's a lot of people are you with the internet and with all of
03:38:21.800
this if you're not putting your face out there and doing this type of stuff then you have the ability
03:38:29.880
and even people who are doing this type of thing you have the ability to um fabricate or conflate or
03:38:36.360
whatever word that you want to use um a persona of who you are and you can only maintain that for so
03:38:47.880
long and i feel like what i've encountered over the last year or two is that
03:38:54.440
without sounding like a cunt and i i mean actually i'm not sorry so i'm not going to apologize for it
03:39:04.120
and i'm going to sound like a cunt because i am so listen the truth is is that there's a lot of people
03:39:12.600
who are wildly disappointing and who have made themselves out to be things that they really are not
03:39:19.400
and that really it sucks and i hope that i'm not like i hope that i haven't done that for anybody
03:39:27.800
never you actually go above and beyond thank you in annoying me are a great friend
03:39:36.840
happy birthday and she goes above and beyond in annoying me that's what happens
03:39:41.400
oh the fact that she annoys you makes it even better exactly that's a bunch of bullshit michelle
03:39:49.720
but legitimately i find that there's a lot of people who are who have conflated themselves or who
03:39:55.160
have and the internet gives you that ability to be able to do that but it comes to you have to be able
03:40:03.720
to stand behind that in real life and in real you know and to be that person for other people that you
03:40:10.840
say that you are on the internet and if you can't do that it's disappointing and i'm so tired of that
03:40:17.880
disappointment that i'm just like i just feel like it's a whole removing of that
03:40:25.800
yeah it's just easier to be me because i'm not here in front all the time i'm like normally in the
03:40:32.520
kitchen doing something but when i'm here i'm really i'm a little different at work
03:40:37.560
yeah you're funny at work i i i try not like i i my a client came in and was talking away and
03:40:46.920
my boss is like wow people like to talk to you i said yeah i try not to get political at work
03:40:51.000
but now people are coming into me and complaining about everything they're going five years ago
03:40:56.920
there was no tents in the park right so now other people are saying it coming in so i'm not getting
03:41:03.800
political there sure absolutely i would just turn the parks into campgrounds and solve that issue
03:41:17.960
all right there's a lot of ways to solve the issue i mean it's really it's it's everybody having a if
03:41:24.200
you're going to i yeah and again this is where i i feel like i'm i am happy being able to have people
03:41:33.800
i don't go homeless people just get homes in my in my life oh they got it yeah like most of the
03:41:41.240
people that i associate with are are um like online i mean are i associate with in real life right yeah
03:41:51.160
so yeah that's what makes me happy i'm not a i'm not an online person other than
03:41:58.120
this whole thing and this is this is fun but i i don't know it's it's a way for us to and i mean
03:42:12.280
otherwise you're lucky you get to talk to me who told you that like nobody actually wants to hear your
03:42:22.280
voice nobody nobody needs to tell me that i know this i know how lucky you are to be graced with my
03:42:29.000
presence your girlfriend i feel like she might be blind
03:42:36.280
she travels 10 hours for it you know what i mean no i like her a lot right well you can you can kind
03:42:46.040
of you know understand for yourself then understanding that next time she's here tam we're taking you to
03:42:52.440
get your eyes checked but that's probably a good idea because she was standing across the room when i
03:42:59.400
dropped my pants and i poked her eye out johnny's got a table leg you were on mushrooms that's what
03:43:12.120
that's right there's Michelle coming in hot you guys were on mushrooms every time
03:43:20.920
that could be the message yeah it could be the lessons i'm tired i use it to lean on
03:43:25.560
what was the peter dinklage uh question earlier by the way i don't know
03:43:44.200
that was a lot i've seen him in the movie um where everybody died did you see that movie where
03:43:49.560
everybody died of some mysterious illness and and him and some chick were in this movie and then
03:43:55.000
they realized there's other people there too but they were up and but he was just going around
03:43:59.560
cleaning up dead bodies and it was a good movie no it was like you know the last man on earth kind
03:44:04.360
of style movie i'm sorry peter dinklage the actor the guy plays the little dwarf guy
03:44:11.080
no i don't know what movie i can't remember the name of the fucking movie what else was the little
03:44:17.080
dwarf guy in it was on tubi oh he was in fucking game of thrones and shit oh that little guy yeah
03:44:25.240
the fuck is tubi how is it that you end up with movie tv shows it's a site you find movies yeah free
03:44:33.800
it's free movies and shit man i'm cheap so what was this little guy in again i'm not telling you
03:44:58.840
i have to go shortly okay okay all right chris you can have your chair back okay yeah i just farted oh
03:45:06.680
great thanks really oh hey i did that challenge yesterday
03:45:14.440
the noodles bulldog thing and easy peasy yeah you didn't get down to the juicy bits in the bottom
03:45:21.480
the cheesy flavor oh yeah yeah yeah i did get to it but like it's a big thing like my belly's only so big
03:45:30.600
it's a big pack of people so i got and then he finished it off nice good so you didn't even finish
03:45:38.520
exactly well because my belly's not as big as yours oh stop i've seen you finish off my spaghetti when i
03:45:43.800
get because i can't eat spaghetti like you you're a fucking sicilian for fuck's sakes you just scarf that
03:45:47.960
shit back man tom just wants it to be known he doesn't play it little dwarf guy he is a little dwarf
03:45:56.360
guy because he's a little peter dinklage yeah right and i'm still amazed that both names are for decks
03:46:07.720
dinklage it's like and peter stuck with that name hey peter dinklage it's great it's double dinklage
03:46:15.800
what double dinklage whatever my god you're annoying i know i know i know and really demanding
03:46:32.840
yeah definitely did you ever read the word demanding yeah it's ridiculous actually base level
03:46:39.560
human like human communication like human communication that is really that is super
03:46:43.880
demanding i mean guys don't don't ask that that is that's a lot to ask of another person
03:46:52.280
don't do it it is so stop it i don't call anybody though really i don't uh i do once in a while i mean
03:47:01.800
i don't know i used to be just a phone guy like i'd call people up on the phone
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get a few into me like hey how you doing oh you know it's midnight oh
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shit sorry for the time difference hey you know what's funny is that's like the
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basis of communication of like a long distance relationship is like
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on the phone time right like yeah so it's kind of what you'd expect right like out of a long
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distance relationship it's like oh no i i still talk to my best friend like a couple of my best
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friends man two or three of them man like we right i'm talking to phone man it's it's just good to
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hear their voice because you can tell when they're stressed and they'll vent too like yeah did you see
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what's going on i was like yeah man i was like oh you kill you those assholes yeah well hey welcome
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to the club man it depends there's a lot of people that'll call and i just wish it was a text message
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instead but yeah like it depends you you call me all the time and i'm just like yeah but that's
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because i know it bugs you yeah i know right and see that's the thing again that's where it goes
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it's like my phone rings a lot like i have friends who i talk to on the phone all the time
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i don't need anymore people are calling to reach out sometimes they just want you to answer and
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fucking uh you know like my cousin paul you know who passed away committed suicide and shit
03:48:21.880
he missed that he did he missed the february party last year and i regret not calling i'm saying hey
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man like what the fuck are you coming or what like i regret not pushing him for it yeah because he never
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missed it and i just should have called and gave him shit for like hey man and it was just yeah
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man um you know but answer that phone and when you might not be in the best mood but when someone's
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venting when you have a friend man and they're venting about stuff and they're going on just just be a
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just be an ear right don't text people call them show them that you give a
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fuck who wants your text message you can text or email anyone pick up the phone and call them
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right but call them you can tell when someone show up at their house and tell them that you care about
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them hug them if you know the person you know when they're lying to you you know if they're stressed out
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you can tell if if you know them you know them all your life they're really good friends you can
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tell if they're stressed out you can tell if they're lying you can tell if they're sad right so like like
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the sound of the voice you can't read reading things does not make the same it's not the same as
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fucking hearing a voice because you can hear the emotions and people right right text messages i'm just
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this is not a form of communication no no it can't be it can't be and you can take it out of context
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too because something some one sentence could mean but someone's joking but then
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if you don't have the voice there that what you read is not the same as what your assumption of
03:49:59.880
somebody's comments can be completely different than their intention and that's again what i mentioned
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before i am not okay with my partner having female friends and having conversations with intention
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it's the same thing as cheating what's the fucking difference 20 years ago you would have had a cell
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phone and you would have been having those conversations had they not been in person so nope
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no no no no different fucking book but either way i'm not okay with it so if that doesn't work for you
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then you're not for me problem solved right like that's it i don't have like females in relationships
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shouldn't have male friends and females shouldn't have male friends it's simple your person is your
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your partner that's what they are anyway that's my right yeah yeah that's how i feel about that
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and that obviously makes me a different person than the majority of
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the yeah i had a couple fishing buddy there she was a nurse she was pretty cool yeah one was like
03:51:15.160
you knew nothing because tiffany was like tough oh yeah she's tough tough tough like she was you were
03:51:23.560
at the air she she liked you she had her go for you yeah well that's just it right like if i let you in
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yeah you're allowed to have you're allowed to have ugly friends
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she was not ugly she's already but but michelle knew that there's nothing gonna be happening there
03:51:44.040
because uh like are your female fats friend are your female friends fat is that the way it works
03:51:50.600
no see that's the thing like i don't and that see this is how i and this is again like i don't operate
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on the same level as those women because i don't compete with my female friends i'm not in competition
03:52:01.240
with them i don't want i don't want to fuck their husbands christos i like my female friends i support
03:52:10.520
them i encourage them i am their biggest fans i love their husbands but i don't ever want to be
03:52:18.920
i'm not going to call up my friend's husbands again that's not that's not not appropriate not
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appropriate yeah but i was like man but when you're in the friend zone you're in a friend
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zone man you ain't crossing the threshold beyond the no but you don't that's what i'm saying like
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but i mean like if michelle has it if i'm not here like i go away sometimes for two months man michelle
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has parties and she's hanging out and shit i'm not yeah but i really don't just have one guy over
03:52:50.440
over precisely well yeah multiple because no she has respect for herself like there's not just me
03:52:59.480
and one guy watching a movie when you're not here and honor no for her partner
03:53:07.640
that right there is a real woman that's somebody who has honor for her partner i just want to point
03:53:13.080
out though that the way i just want to point out that the way that she puts that doesn't really
03:53:17.880
make it sound any better it's not just one guy right there may be two or three
03:53:31.800
gang bang is fine chris isn't that gay though that's no intimacy no that's that's the tower
03:53:41.160
eiffel tower that's only two guys man you're talking about three guys let's know we have
03:53:46.200
gay orgy i don't know i'm just trying to remember you guys balls and dick slapping like
03:53:51.240
fucking shovels hitting and stuff but that's it i just had to laugh because she's just
03:54:01.160
it's just a thing no i've had a couple girlfriends of mine well my one fishing friend she's i met her
03:54:20.200
fishing she'd be she was here and then michelle would come home and like yeah we're sitting on the
03:54:25.240
porch having a beer she liked her beer again she was an er nurse man like she had some crazy
03:54:30.440
fucking stories is she was she in a relationship just got out of one in and out of them yeah and
03:54:38.680
then but she met a guy i went to her wedding and uh when she married uh john and went west whatever
03:54:44.760
i haven't talked to her since man um came back but no she went out west she went out west and just
03:54:51.480
fucking that was it hey you're boring tom's out yeah i mean each of her own it's just that's how i
03:54:59.720
roll thank you you know how i bring enough to the table you know how i roll i tuck my knees into my
03:55:07.240
chest and wrap around and just tuck and roll and just roll like an army roll you know like i'm chasing
03:55:15.480
a wheel of cheese down a hill yeah you have to go at 10 30.
03:55:24.840
oh see now you're in the house of bad influence too
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i'll see what happens i know see this is what happens when you mix the two
03:55:39.000
it's my fault because i was late for not sending the invite
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he doesn't have to because if no this isn't my show this is their show
03:55:45.880
no we were saying well you know maybe you know it's just theirs
03:55:53.880
but no we clicked on and went hey where's chris and we're like hey
03:55:56.440
this i'm having my ptsd for being in my 20s and working in bars what are you doing man i know
03:56:13.160
and we'll just we'll see what am i gonna go with
03:56:15.480
we'll see we'll we'll see what time is it anyway yeah that's like quarter to 11. we've been going
03:56:42.520
sarah doesn't understand the mute process i see but i'm not muted
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there we go oh it's a little a little lower than i expected but whatever i don't give a
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i don't want to talk about it i got some ptsd from some closing
03:57:27.160
it's probably does that for a lot of people and the next morning well yeah i was gonna say
03:57:32.760
it's the next morning that's the issue right because usually at at closing time it wasn't a
03:58:00.120
all you think of is like this the simpsons when they married those broads and
03:58:03.640
him and ed planters married those girls in vegas
03:58:06.680
and they pulled their face of the pillow and the face was still a little
03:58:12.520
at least i know what i look like when i roll over like it's the same my eyebrows might be a little
03:58:17.800
bit smaller but other than that i'm good yeah well but you're there's a lot of girls man
03:58:24.840
there's there's so many women out there they don't need fucking makeup man they don't
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just think without it to me of course they look prettier when they put a little bit on
03:58:31.800
and they go out yeah it accentuates you know their beauty and i get it it's like uh yeah
03:58:38.040
but i don't know man like a lot of a lot of women man like put too much on they don't need it
03:58:43.960
really something like that true story they're gonna happen yeah they get a little overboard
03:58:50.520
with it like whoa i can see like you know looks like you fucking painted that shit man it's
03:58:56.120
taped on there sometimes it's just too much whoa settle down all right oh sorry
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i figure that's scratch my bad i figure that's about as good a time as any
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shut her down and fucking this thing can go and do whatever the fuck it is she's doing
03:59:15.000
oh well thanks everybody for coming after my birthday and thanks for calling me this thing
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yeah yeah don't forget to go and get a bit of spunk right no
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oh right what's your favorite it's a fancy one that i couldn't fucking remember just the plain one
03:59:38.120
i like plain cheesecake no but there was a new york cheesecake yeah just new york child new york cheesecake
03:59:43.480
yes i don't like sweet no but there was another one that you said that was a
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the la roca caramel crunch cake yes but it's hard it's hard to find that cake now yeah
03:59:55.800
so yeah and no i'm not putting pants on stop telling me what to do
04:00:00.840
well you're gonna have to use your head and out so
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i feel like that's debatable i'm now thinking i might wear a skirt i forgot i had a really nice skirt
04:00:08.680
so i pulled that one over here thanks that's funny look all right skirt and heels all right well
04:00:17.240
we'll go try it on try it out go put the skirt and heels on let's give us a
04:00:21.160
i need to learn a dress girl here was a show let's go oh like you think i'm gonna do like a whole like a
04:00:26.600
fashion show here right do a little turn around
04:00:29.400
yeah totally super chats need to start coming in i will do as many fashion shows if you guys want
04:00:39.160
listen i've got like six wardrobes of fucking couture clothing you want me to fucking do a
04:00:44.280
fashion show i will no problem that'd be kind of cool though sure that's not a bad idea they have for
04:00:49.560
super chats and shit listen i have no problem like i said i have a massive selection right over here of
04:00:55.320
wigs so no problem anyway we just don't do that for free all right all right okay fine i'll bugger
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up everything in life costs money nothing in this world is all right well i think that uh just about
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does it so thank you for everybody joining and cheers talk to you all in a bit
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Despite all my reign, I am still just ready to stay.