jonnyrawton - Let the Carney Games begin....

00:00:00.000 This one is called Saskatchewan in 1881.

00:00:08.160 It was a good year.

00:00:09.540 It was a great year.

00:00:10.340 One of the best years in Saskatchewan.

00:00:11.780 Yeah.

00:00:30.000 Mr. Toronto man, go away from my door.

00:00:39.280 You got my weed and canola seed, you're asking me for more.

00:00:47.520 Better fly for I produce my 44.

00:00:52.240 I'm just a prairie boy, never met none, no harm.

00:01:02.540 Spend my days making wages out on the Martin's Park.

00:01:10.600 No eastern boys are gonna twist my arm.

00:01:22.240 It's so damn cold out here, the wind'll cut you half in two.

00:01:43.780 I ain't kidding now, my old plow is frozen to my mule.

00:01:52.240 I've been living off ice cold rainbows too.

00:01:59.400 Don't be picking fights with no men or knights.

00:02:06.460 Don't be raising cane while they're planting grain and working through the night.

00:02:14.240 They're gonna let you know if you ain't acting right.

00:02:19.540 Mr. Toronto man, go away from my door.

00:02:48.300 Got my weed and canola seed, you're asking me for more.

00:02:57.220 Better fly for I produce my 44.

00:03:03.300 Better fly for I produce my 44.

00:03:08.420 Yeah.

00:03:14.800 That's nice.

00:03:15.800 All right.

00:03:16.800 Colter Wall is sitting here with us.

00:03:19.800 He gave Bo a ride here, I guess, and is somehow stuck here.

00:03:25.100 He's roped in.

00:03:25.600 Yeah.

00:03:25.860 He's roped in.

00:03:26.240 Yeah.

00:03:26.680 Yeah.

00:03:26.980 Give me a moment.

00:03:44.860 You've got to get this way above my chest

00:03:50.040 Don't feed me sorrow

00:04:00.100 Pain is a poison I've digested

00:04:04.860 Find yourself a lover so true

00:04:15.700 You think you're gone, I know

00:04:19.480 Walk upon my journey, I must know

00:04:24.820 To where the river flows

00:04:27.860 To where the river flows

00:04:34.860 I'll give you answers

00:04:37.880 To the questions you get to ask

00:04:42.700 Silence is beauty

00:04:52.620 Words the only complicated task

00:05:04.860 Find yourself a lover so true

00:05:08.880 You think you're gone, I know

00:05:12.700 Walk upon my journey, I must know

00:05:18.700 To where the river flows

00:05:21.880 To where the river flows

00:05:24.900 There ain't no one wishes

00:05:50.840 All my wishes on love

00:05:54.840 My patience has been spent

00:05:57.820 You're on top of the season

00:06:07.880 Lead me to my next end song

00:06:12.300 Find yourself another soul to hold

00:06:25.200 You think you've got all I do

00:06:27.340 You're off above my journey

00:06:29.980 I must go

00:06:32.640 To heaven

00:06:34.620 Find yourself another soul to hold

00:06:40.240 You think I've got all I do

00:06:42.420 You're off above my journey

00:06:45.120 I must go

00:06:47.620 To where the river blows

00:06:50.800 To where the river comes

00:06:54.640 To where the river comes

00:06:58.380 My ears, hang on one second

00:07:07.160 I have my bunny ears

00:07:08.020 Just a second, just relax

00:07:09.860 Oh, no one gets to see me

00:07:12.040 With no pants on

00:07:12.780 Sorry guys

00:07:13.340 Aw, come on

00:07:14.760 That's the whole part

00:07:15.540 And that's the whole point

00:07:16.380 Of this stream

00:07:17.080 I love my country

00:07:18.960 Love my freedom

00:07:20.460 Fuck well pay

00:07:21.760 No, I don't need

00:07:23.460 Shotgun laced

00:07:24.900 From the woods to the plate

00:07:26.400 Ain't never went hungry

00:07:28.100 Ain't never too late

00:07:29.480 To come around here

00:07:31.020 Son, run in your mouth

00:07:32.680 You can fuck around and find out

00:07:36.100 You can fuck around and find out

00:07:41.600 Jesus

00:07:42.180 Just grab a sock

00:07:43.400 Like everybody else

00:07:44.420 You know

00:07:44.920 A sock?

00:07:49.280 Nothing

00:07:49.700 What'd you do?

00:07:51.560 Nothing

00:07:51.920 My laptop is going really weird

00:07:54.200 It's tunnel juice

00:07:55.460 I swear to god

00:07:56.440 Or

00:07:57.400 Our friendly neighborhood

00:07:59.740 Ceases

00:08:00.080 Whoever

00:08:00.580 I was really mad

00:08:04.360 At a girl

00:08:04.660 Once I called her

00:08:05.320 A cum sponge

00:08:05.820 I ain't trying to be

00:08:06.960 Billy Badass

00:08:07.960 Or talk shit

00:08:08.880 I'm just saying

00:08:09.760 There's the line

00:08:10.860 Don't cross it

00:08:12.100 I got a red rider gun

00:08:13.960 When I was three

00:08:15.020 So I don't run

00:08:16.480 Or hide from anything

00:08:17.940 Bitch, I'm a red

00:08:19.140 White and blue

00:08:19.860 Collar boy

00:08:20.640 From the side

00:08:21.480 On the side

00:08:22.220 You can fuck around

00:08:23.980 And find out

00:08:24.820 Love my country

00:08:26.160 Love my freedom

00:08:27.660 Fuck well pay

00:08:28.940 No, I don't need

00:08:30.660 Shotgun laced

00:08:32.060 From the woods to the plate

00:08:33.560 Ain't never went hungry

00:08:35.280 Ain't never too late

00:08:36.700 So come around here

00:08:38.200 Son

00:08:38.580 Run in your mouth

00:08:39.920 You can fuck around

00:08:42.220 And find out

00:08:43.220 Oh gee

00:08:44.900 You can fuck around

00:08:48.320 And find out

00:08:49.020 Anyway

00:08:51.120 Sorry

00:08:52.640 Oh, y'all almost

00:08:53.720 Thought it was

00:08:54.040 Storkstar

00:08:54.420 I forgot

00:08:54.720 No pants

00:08:55.360 See, one day

00:08:58.040 On this stream

00:08:58.660 One day

00:08:59.180 It's gonna happen

00:09:00.200 F-A-M-O

00:09:02.840 I teach you how this game go

00:09:04.380 Different joints

00:09:05.260 Same smoke

00:09:05.960 Wake up

00:09:06.480 Wear the same clothes

00:09:07.600 Real redneck

00:09:08.640 I'm a piece of white trash

00:09:10.400 Blue collar boy

00:09:11.720 But my lady's high class

00:09:13.280 Got the music way up loud

00:09:14.760 With a cigar in my mouth

00:09:16.240 Fuck around

00:09:16.980 And come find out

00:09:17.780 How we do it in the cell

00:09:19.340 When you said it like that

00:09:21.880 Yes, okay

00:09:22.520 Oh no

00:09:25.140 There we go

00:09:26.800 Yeah

00:09:30.360 For fuck's sake

00:09:33.680 Ladies

00:09:34.340 You can fuck around

00:09:47.500 Fuck well bear

00:09:48.320 No, I don't need them

00:09:50.180 Shotgun lace

00:09:51.460 From the woods

00:09:52.160 To the plate

00:09:52.960 Ain't never went hungry

00:09:54.680 Ain't never too late

00:09:56.060 So come around here

00:09:57.600 Sun running your mouth

00:09:59.300 You can fuck around

00:10:01.600 And find out

00:10:02.600 Hi

00:10:04.060 What's going on?

00:10:05.980 Hey, I guess you didn't see that

00:10:07.380 Like, hey, I'm gonna go

00:10:08.260 For a quick smoke

00:10:09.160 And you were like

00:10:10.400 No

00:10:10.980 You're just like

00:10:12.140 On

00:10:13.360 Yeah, just on

00:10:14.440 That was awesome

00:10:15.940 Thanks for

00:10:16.560 Well, you had like

00:10:18.200 Forever

00:10:19.000 It's 2.02

00:10:21.480 Hey, everybody

00:10:24.700 Welcome back to FAPO

00:10:30.380 Yeah, there we go

00:10:32.120 I want to begin

00:10:35.580 By congratulating Mark Carney

00:10:37.720 On winning last night's

00:10:39.140 Leadership race

00:10:40.000 For the Liberal Party of Canada

00:10:41.960 It was an overwhelming win, actually

00:10:43.580 In doing so

00:10:44.980 Mark Carney

00:10:46.000 Will be our next Prime Minister

00:10:47.620 As Premier

00:10:48.760 I look forward to a renewed

00:10:50.340 Federal leadership

00:10:51.720 As well as time

00:10:54.040 When we all sit down

00:10:55.620 And have a great discussion

00:10:57.980 And it's never been more important

00:10:59.480 To build big things

00:11:01.320 Here in Ontario

00:11:02.740 And across our country

00:11:04.280 Including

00:11:04.860 And especially

00:11:06.080 The Ring of Fire

00:11:06.980 To do so

00:11:08.260 The federal government

00:11:09.400 Needs to get out of our way

00:11:11.000 They need to get behind

00:11:12.480 These nation-building

00:11:13.480 Projects

00:11:14.240 So we can build

00:11:15.440 A more prosperous

00:11:16.580 And secure future

00:11:17.740 For Canada

00:11:18.680 I also want to thank

00:11:20.300 Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

00:11:21.740 For his many years

00:11:22.820 Of service to Canada

00:11:23.940 You know, we didn't always agree

00:11:26.480 But when it mattered

00:11:28.020 Prime Minister Trudeau

00:11:29.680 Was always willing

00:11:30.760 To put party

00:11:31.960 And ideology aside

00:11:33.700 For the good of the country

00:11:35.160 You know, I don't grant

00:11:36.340 Basically

00:11:36.660 And it's never been

00:12:02.580 I got no sound.

00:12:22.440 Give me a second.

00:12:32.580 I got no sound.

00:13:02.580 Why can't I hear anything?

00:13:06.200 Is he muted or is it just me?

00:13:09.780 I can't hear shit.

00:13:10.780 This is gay.

00:13:32.580 I can't hear shit.

00:14:02.580 I can't hear shit.

00:14:32.580 I can't hear shit.

00:15:02.560 What is that?

00:15:03.480 That's all right.

00:15:04.500 What the fuck?

00:15:06.360 Is that working yet or what?

00:15:07.960 What the fuck is going on?

00:15:09.400 There we go.

00:15:17.580 I blame Kearney.

00:15:18.740 Let me see here.

00:15:20.080 Is that working yet or what?

00:15:23.100 Do I have sound?

00:15:24.160 All right.

00:15:27.780 All right.

00:15:27.840 There we go.

00:15:28.460 That was fucking retarded.

00:15:31.200 For whatever reason,

00:15:32.900 the settings and streamer are all fucked up.

00:15:39.480 All right.

00:15:40.140 Anyway.

00:15:41.660 And where the fuck is Sarah?

00:15:43.120 Jesus Christ.

00:15:44.100 This is an absolute shit show.

00:15:44.720 This is an absolute shit show.

00:15:46.940 That's what it is.

00:15:47.700 Let me tell you.

00:15:54.120 Where the fuck did Sarah go?

00:15:55.780 She's probably doing something.

00:15:57.220 But anyway,

00:15:57.820 don't have a whole fuck of a lot

00:15:59.180 because Twitter has been a shit show today

00:16:01.120 and it's a little difficult to get to sit.

00:16:03.820 I am blaming Sarah.

00:16:05.040 I'm 100% blaming Sarah and Kearney.

00:16:08.140 Okay.

00:16:08.420 They're both at fault.

00:16:09.740 That's the way that that goes.

00:16:12.180 But can't expect any kind of high quality shit

00:16:15.280 out of this show.

00:16:16.100 Right?

00:16:16.380 Holy fuck.

00:16:20.480 Sarah.

00:16:27.860 Jesus Christ.

00:16:29.380 What a shit.

00:16:29.800 Yeah.

00:16:30.080 Twitter was fucking ridiculous today.

00:16:33.260 It's beginning to think I got fucking banned or something,

00:16:35.500 but thankfully everybody else had the problem as well.

00:16:39.840 So there it was.

00:16:42.220 So has anybody seen the first husband of Canada yet?

00:16:46.380 Look at that, eh?

00:16:48.360 See,

00:16:48.960 I figure there's a reason that they went,

00:16:51.740 you know,

00:16:52.640 elbows up, right?

00:16:53.780 They could have said chin up,

00:16:55.160 tits out,

00:16:56.100 but obviously they would have had to just leave it at chin up.

00:16:59.400 I think that's a dude though.

00:17:01.240 Not going to lie.

00:17:03.160 I don't know what it is with our leaders marrying

00:17:05.780 manly looking women,

00:17:07.800 but there it is.

00:17:10.880 Holy fucker.

00:17:11.900 Oh, there she goes.

00:17:12.780 She's back.

00:17:13.400 Finally.

00:17:14.080 Okay.

00:17:14.540 Can you hear me?

00:17:15.800 Yeah.

00:17:15.980 Well,

00:17:16.260 apparently it was,

00:17:17.120 uh,

00:17:17.520 cause somehow the settings in stream yard were changed.

00:17:20.480 So you're fucking retarded.

00:17:21.880 It had nothing to do with me.

00:17:23.020 It was you.

00:17:23.640 Is that what you're saying?

00:17:25.060 No.

00:17:25.340 Stream yard is retarded is what it is.

00:17:27.220 I think it has to do with this fucking.

00:17:29.000 Hey chat.

00:17:29.900 If Johnny's retarded.

00:17:32.520 Put it.

00:17:32.940 Oh,

00:17:33.040 you're retarded.

00:17:34.100 No,

00:17:34.380 you're retarded.

00:17:35.060 There's no question.

00:17:35.680 I almost missed you.

00:17:36.960 Hi.

00:17:37.700 Yeah.

00:17:38.180 Yeah.

00:17:38.620 You're definitely,

00:17:39.660 you're definitely the retarded one.

00:17:42.060 Fuck off.

00:17:43.140 Right.

00:17:44.180 Whatever.

00:17:44.580 It's just the way it is.

00:17:46.040 Fuck.

00:17:46.220 I agree.

00:17:46.880 It is just the way it is.

00:17:48.840 It is.

00:17:49.400 Right.

00:17:49.940 That's,

00:17:50.440 uh,

00:17:50.780 it's fucked up.

00:17:51.420 But yeah,

00:17:52.060 so we got,

00:17:52.700 uh,

00:17:52.940 Doug Ford's all happy about Mark Carney,

00:17:54.940 of course,

00:17:55.340 cause he's an actual liberal.

00:17:56.980 This is exciting.

00:17:58.200 What's going on?

00:17:59.020 Oh no,

00:17:59.380 I forgot my hair clip.

00:18:00.400 Oh,

00:18:01.020 there's a lot going on.

00:18:02.020 Our,

00:18:02.160 our friend Marco Mendocino.

00:18:04.720 Yep.

00:18:05.460 Remember him?

00:18:07.460 He's now Mark Carney's cheapest app.

00:18:10.660 We're having an Alani peach beverage,

00:18:14.320 energy drink.

00:18:16.460 Yeah.

00:18:16.980 Nobody cares.

00:18:18.300 Everybody cares.

00:18:19.700 And a cream soda sparkling.

00:18:21.420 Water.

00:18:22.220 Oh,

00:18:22.600 you're like,

00:18:22.980 you're lucky.

00:18:23.840 I deleted those.

00:18:25.380 Let me see if I still have them.

00:18:27.860 I'll show you what,

00:18:28.820 I'll show you what energy drink.

00:18:32.220 She's really working with hair.

00:18:34.020 And let me see.

00:18:34.640 Is this.

00:18:34.900 Oh,

00:18:35.220 is it going to be the penis drinks?

00:18:36.580 Yeah.

00:18:36.860 It's not,

00:18:37.820 it's not that it's actually a really tasty one.

00:18:41.120 I just tried this.

00:18:42.060 I'm scared to try the protein.

00:18:43.700 You listen here.

00:18:45.400 Don't fucking tell us what it is.

00:18:47.200 And it isn't.

00:18:48.100 This is what it is right there.

00:18:49.980 It's a nice.

00:18:50.400 Do you want me to put my shirt on?

00:18:55.560 My black.

00:18:57.340 Oh,

00:18:58.120 Oh,

00:18:59.200 Tom says a lot of gay shit is going to happen now.

00:19:02.320 No,

00:19:02.600 I can't cough.

00:19:03.780 Fuck.

00:19:04.340 Oh,

00:19:04.620 Jesus.

00:19:04.880 Oh my God.

00:19:06.680 I went to.

00:19:07.280 Dying.

00:19:07.860 Now I feel like my insides are going to come out.

00:19:11.000 Not good.

00:19:15.480 That's no comment.

00:19:17.580 I'm just going to say no comment.

00:19:20.200 Yeah.

00:19:20.880 And I also am not wearing pants.

00:19:22.660 So if I forget to get up or if I forget,

00:19:24.840 I'm going to have to turn the camera off because if I get up,

00:19:26.800 y'all are going to definitely see what storks are.

00:19:28.380 Cause this is a interesting angle for everyone.

00:19:31.220 So.

00:19:32.340 Yeah.

00:19:35.060 Anyway,

00:19:35.800 anyway,

00:19:36.240 I think we're fucked though.

00:19:38.080 Right.

00:19:39.040 We're,

00:19:39.460 we're pretty fucked at this point.

00:19:41.300 Oh,

00:19:41.440 I see what you mean now about everything changed.

00:19:44.740 Yeah.

00:19:45.140 Right.

00:19:45.480 Like,

00:19:45.720 I don't know what this fucking demo scene bullshit.

00:19:48.120 Like I remember Derek was talking about it a Sunday night on his stream.

00:19:51.620 And now I just looked at it and I was like,

00:19:53.280 I'm not even going to fuck with that right now.

00:19:55.180 I'll,

00:19:55.360 I'll learn that later.

00:19:56.260 It's because we have the beta version.

00:19:58.520 We can go out of the beta version.

00:19:59.820 Thank you for everyone for putting the ones in there.

00:20:02.320 I see you Johnny.

00:20:03.780 Yeah.

00:20:04.000 That just means you're retarded.

00:20:05.780 It actually means you're retarded.

00:20:07.520 No,

00:20:07.700 this is no,

00:20:08.340 it's reverse psychology.

00:20:09.860 I love this for you.

00:20:11.780 I love this for you.

00:20:14.060 It's just,

00:20:14.800 that's just the way it is.

00:20:15.940 Okay.

00:20:16.340 I agree.

00:20:17.180 Understand.

00:20:17.540 And moving on.

00:20:20.160 How's the,

00:20:20.860 how's the circus then what's happening with this?

00:20:24.480 Oh,

00:20:24.680 there's going to be lots happening actually,

00:20:26.440 I think,

00:20:26.940 but actually fun.

00:20:29.840 Let's,

00:20:30.280 let's fuck it.

00:20:31.540 We'll dive into this.

00:20:32.600 Why not?

00:20:32.900 It's spooching every time.

00:20:34.220 I wonder if it'll let me actually.

00:20:36.460 Imagine.

00:20:36.940 I wonder if it'll let me actually share my screen here.

00:20:40.840 And let's see,

00:20:41.380 let's find out.

00:20:42.600 Cause I,

00:20:42.940 I decided I was gonna,

00:20:44.300 I was gonna ask rock.

00:20:45.400 Cause everybody's talking about,

00:20:48.500 you know,

00:20:49.040 Carney could hypothetically like sell off our fucking securities and,

00:20:52.940 and all of that other shit.

00:20:55.100 Right.

00:20:57.060 Let me get to where it was.

00:21:00.220 I had to ask a few questions to get to where I wanted,

00:21:02.880 but.

00:21:03.200 Okay.

00:21:07.400 There it is.

00:21:07.900 That's what I want.

00:21:09.440 Let's see if we can present the old screen here.

00:21:14.720 Oh,

00:21:15.200 wow.

00:21:15.480 There's like new stuff in the present screen as well.

00:21:18.060 That's interesting.

00:21:19.460 You can do an extra camera.

00:21:22.060 How about now?

00:21:24.060 How about no?

00:21:27.800 All right.

00:21:28.400 Let's see here.

00:21:29.000 Is that up there?

00:21:29.600 That's that's a question.

00:21:34.340 Yes,

00:21:34.780 I can see it.

00:21:35.560 I said,

00:21:35.860 yes.

00:21:36.440 Okay.

00:21:36.900 There.

00:21:37.440 What?

00:21:37.760 No,

00:21:37.880 I didn't.

00:21:38.400 No,

00:21:38.560 you didn't.

00:21:39.600 I did.

00:21:40.240 No.

00:21:40.460 Yes.

00:21:41.660 And I,

00:21:42.500 as you can see,

00:21:43.620 shut up.

00:21:46.920 I'm not even looking at the streamer and scream.

00:21:49.300 Okay.

00:21:49.860 So shut up.

00:21:50.540 Anyway,

00:21:51.020 well,

00:21:53.660 it just is.

00:21:54.580 Okay.

00:21:55.700 Understand that.

00:21:56.820 Anyway.

00:21:57.220 So the question I asked Grok was,

00:22:00.680 if,

00:22:01.140 is it possible for the bank of Canada to bankrupt the nation or harm the economy in such a way

00:22:06.260 that annexation by economic means would be possible?

00:22:10.580 Now,

00:22:10.900 this was kind of interesting.

00:22:12.200 It did give some real world examples,

00:22:14.100 one of which was pretty interesting.

00:22:15.540 We'll get to that.

00:22:16.940 But it also kind of laid out how it could be possible.

00:22:20.100 Now it does downplay the likelihood of the scenario,

00:22:24.520 but I think it just has to maybe,

00:22:26.840 but,

00:22:26.980 but the answer was your question touches on a hypothetical scenario where the bank of Canada's

00:22:32.640 actions could so severely damage the Canadian economy that might lead to bankruptcy or make

00:22:37.740 the country vulnerable to annexation by economic means,

00:22:41.560 presumably meaning a foreign entity,

00:22:43.820 obviously.

00:22:45.180 So now the bank of Canada's rules and powers,

00:22:48.240 the bank of Canada is a Canada central bank.

00:22:51.060 We know that responsible for monetary policy,

00:22:53.920 issuing currency and acting as the federal government's fiscal agents and primary its

00:22:58.780 primary objectives as outlined by the bank of Canada act are to maintain price stability,

00:23:03.360 targeting a 2% inflation rate,

00:23:06.160 support economic growth and employment within the bounds of price stability,

00:23:09.740 and manage the government's debt and foreign exchange reserves.

00:23:15.420 Now it says,

00:23:16.900 and this is the interesting part is,

00:23:18.720 could the bank of Canada bankrupt the nation?

00:23:22.360 Well,

00:23:22.580 of course it could.

00:23:24.120 Bankrupting the nation in this context likely means causing the federal government to default

00:23:28.260 on its debt or triggering an economic collapse so severe that Canada couldn't recover

00:23:33.960 independently.

00:23:34.720 Here's how this theoretically could happen.

00:23:38.820 And the likelihood of course,

00:23:40.540 mismanaging money,

00:23:41.720 monetary policy being a number one way hyperinflation,

00:23:45.220 if they printed money excessively,

00:23:46.600 which I mean,

00:23:47.500 who knows?

00:23:47.840 We could see that.

00:23:49.040 I know they want to talk about that.

00:23:51.720 Like in case the tariffs do layoffs,

00:23:55.360 you know,

00:23:55.560 basically doing kind of like a UBI for those affected.

00:23:58.220 So,

00:23:58.420 I mean,

00:23:58.580 that could involve a potential excess printing of money.

00:24:03.680 But basically just increasing the money supply could devalue the Canadian dollar,

00:24:07.580 which is already what?

00:24:08.900 69 cents.

00:24:11.160 Is that what we're sitting at right now?

00:24:13.020 Something like that.

00:24:13.800 Yeah.

00:24:13.900 Close to that.

00:24:14.960 I was going to cross the border this week and do some shopping.

00:24:17.160 I mean,

00:24:17.840 yeah,

00:24:18.740 well,

00:24:19.300 question is,

00:24:21.580 is,

00:24:21.740 is it even worth it?

00:24:22.840 Right.

00:24:23.140 With a 69,

00:24:23.620 that's the thing I want to,

00:24:25.120 I want to see if it is going to be worth it and,

00:24:27.180 and see how like,

00:24:29.560 cause the,

00:24:30.340 the,

00:24:30.740 there's a tax coming back and a tariff,

00:24:35.180 right?

00:24:35.420 Like there's both depending on what it is because you're allowed a certain amount of like,

00:24:40.280 if I go across and do my groceries,

00:24:41.720 right?

00:24:42.560 Well,

00:24:42.760 and I hear there being more Nazi than usual too.

00:24:45.340 I feel like that's not possible considering when I crossed the border,

00:24:51.020 they're pretty fucking,

00:24:52.080 they're pretty ridiculous.

00:24:53.760 I don't know.

00:24:54.400 I,

00:24:54.560 I,

00:24:54.860 when I,

00:24:55.380 when I used to go,

00:24:56.320 they,

00:24:56.480 they didn't,

00:24:57.180 when I,

00:24:58.520 when I used to go,

00:24:59.380 they didn't ask much,

00:25:00.500 right?

00:25:00.760 Like I was hiding beer all the time.

00:25:02.320 I feel like you might not be as terror-y as I am.

00:25:04.700 I'm pretty scary,

00:25:05.560 you know,

00:25:05.900 this,

00:25:06.400 I am a scary,

00:25:07.460 scary human being.

00:25:08.860 So,

00:25:09.820 okay.

00:25:10.180 Asked a lot of questions,

00:25:11.460 which I never answered.

00:25:13.540 It's more like a suck on my dick.

00:25:15.340 Yeah.

00:25:16.360 Anyway.

00:25:17.600 Um,

00:25:17.960 so obviously hyperinflation is one way,

00:25:19.980 a deflationary spiral as well.

00:25:22.940 Conversely,

00:25:23.460 if the bank raised interest rates too aggressively or sold off government

00:25:27.520 securities on mass,

00:25:28.760 which I think this is the way that most are,

00:25:30.560 are assuming it's going to happen.

00:25:32.540 Um,

00:25:32.940 it could choke economic activity,

00:25:34.760 leading to mass defaults,

00:25:36.100 unemployment and a collapse in tax revenue,

00:25:38.560 uh,

00:25:39.160 straining the government finances.

00:25:40.600 Uh,

00:25:41.980 now it says reality check the bank,

00:25:43.660 the bank's mandate and data-driven approach.

00:25:46.620 Um,

00:25:47.220 example,

00:25:47.740 using economic models and inflation targets make such extremes unlikely.

00:25:52.600 Uh,

00:25:53.080 historical examples like Zimbabwe's hyperinflation stemmed from political

00:25:56.980 interference and reckless printing,

00:25:58.940 not central bank policy in a stable democracy like Canada.

00:26:02.320 Well,

00:26:02.580 here's the problem though.

00:26:03.480 We already know that we have political interference and I don't think it's

00:26:09.400 a stretch to think we might do some reckless printing.

00:26:15.780 I feel like it's going to get interesting.

00:26:18.020 Like,

00:26:18.120 I mean,

00:26:18.420 not only with the federal election,

00:26:20.280 but with all of the,

00:26:22.000 like the amount of malarkey that's existing right now between Trudeau and

00:26:28.000 Trump.

00:26:28.660 And then you add on just one second.

00:26:31.800 Oh my God.

00:26:34.060 How are you not ready?

00:26:42.280 Now,

00:26:42.780 what are you doing?

00:26:43.160 All right,

00:26:43.540 whatever.

00:26:44.780 What's going on here?

00:26:45.820 Sorry.

00:26:46.240 There was a stereo in the room.

00:26:48.660 Oh,

00:26:49.300 okay.

00:26:49.900 Perfect.

00:26:50.920 Um,

00:26:52.340 anyway,

00:26:52.940 so,

00:26:53.280 so I feel like there's the amount of theater that is existing right now

00:26:58.320 that is occurring and between world leaders,

00:27:02.260 I feel like there's only one possible,

00:27:05.180 like the outcome is obviously going to be continued theater.

00:27:10.740 Obviously.

00:27:11.960 Um,

00:27:13.040 to what degree?

00:27:14.340 I don't know.

00:27:15.620 I mean,

00:27:16.200 obviously none of us do the car new show.

00:27:18.360 I feel like it's just getting,

00:27:19.520 is going to be a continuation of the fucking,

00:27:22.140 of,

00:27:22.360 you know,

00:27:22.880 Justin Trudeau's sort of a little dance that he's been doing.

00:27:27.740 So I mean,

00:27:28.200 this right here is going to be what happens,

00:27:31.680 right?

00:27:32.320 Cause like a lot of this is already kind of currency collapse.

00:27:35.280 Right.

00:27:35.940 Right.

00:27:36.620 We're our,

00:27:37.140 our currency is already collapsing.

00:27:39.040 Currency collapse for a long time.

00:27:41.360 Right.

00:27:42.020 But that's what I mean.

00:27:42.940 Like this,

00:27:43.460 I think everybody out of work and then put everybody,

00:27:46.900 put everybody in houses.

00:27:47.880 They can't afford at low mortgage or an interest rates and then raise

00:27:51.720 everything up.

00:27:52.500 And then everybody's going to be fucked.

00:27:53.960 Low interest rate,

00:27:54.640 high mortgage rates.

00:27:55.320 People are fucked.

00:27:56.120 They're not making enough money to be able,

00:27:58.160 as you know,

00:27:59.120 all,

00:27:59.680 a lot of the mortgages that were put on the five year or three year

00:28:03.760 mortgage terms during COVID are all coming up this year.

00:28:08.400 There it is.

00:28:09.740 Right there.

00:28:10.240 That's exactly what we're doing right now.

00:28:12.360 A deliberate or grossly negligent policy could tank the Canadian

00:28:15.640 dollar's value internationally,

00:28:17.460 making imports example,

00:28:20.000 oil and food,

00:28:20.860 unaffordable and disrupting trade.

00:28:22.700 We're disrupting trade right now.

00:28:24.940 Yeah.

00:28:25.140 Of course we're not.

00:28:25.820 We're not saying anything about the Chinese tariffs though.

00:28:29.220 Carney is a Jewish fund for the Rothschilds.

00:28:31.120 You are completely right.

00:28:32.300 Of course he is.

00:28:33.060 But don't,

00:28:33.480 don't forget.

00:28:33.880 We're not,

00:28:34.240 we,

00:28:34.440 we,

00:28:34.720 we don't,

00:28:35.360 we don't look at the Chinese tariffs,

00:28:36.920 just the American ones.

00:28:37.960 Yeah.

00:28:38.100 But why would we though?

00:28:38.880 Because why look over here?

00:28:40.120 Where it's supposed to be looking when we can be like,

00:28:42.500 look over here where it's way more exciting for our election.

00:28:46.700 Yeah.

00:28:47.020 Right.

00:28:48.740 Now I love this though.

00:28:49.780 Cause it's like reality check.

00:28:51.100 Canada's economy is integrated with global markets,

00:28:53.940 especially the U S the bank.

00:28:55.640 Like it's funny how Grok is not actually taking into account what's happening right now.

00:29:03.360 I mean,

00:29:03.520 maybe I could have specified that in a question,

00:29:05.300 but you would think that it might be pulled from something that was happening.

00:29:10.200 Cause I mean,

00:29:10.640 we've got this entire fucking,

00:29:12.300 well,

00:29:12.880 I think so in the reality check aspect,

00:29:14.560 cause if you're in the middle of a fucking trade war and this is talking about currency collapse,

00:29:17.840 right?

00:29:19.140 Like a trade war is definitely going to help with your currency collapse.

00:29:24.020 Yeah.

00:29:24.600 Right.

00:29:25.460 Um,

00:29:25.780 because like legitimately,

00:29:27.060 I'm seeing this as a step-by-step guide on kind of what they want to do.

00:29:32.360 Like it feels like that anyway.

00:29:34.140 I mean,

00:29:34.440 I'd love to be wrong,

00:29:35.840 but I'm not so sure I'm going to be.

00:29:39.140 Um,

00:29:40.260 and it's like,

00:29:40.800 could this lead to economic annexation?

00:29:44.560 Um,

00:29:45.120 economic vulnerability,

00:29:46.560 a bankrupt or crippled Canada say with a worthless currency,

00:29:50.620 insolvent government and collapsed banking system,

00:29:52.940 uh,

00:29:53.660 couldn't fund its military.

00:29:54.760 We can barely do that now.

00:29:56.060 Uh,

00:29:56.860 infrastructure or social programs,

00:29:59.000 uh,

00:29:59.420 foreign entities might step up with loans,

00:30:01.460 investments,

00:30:01.960 or asset purchases at bargain prices.

00:30:05.640 Um,

00:30:06.160 so like buying up our natural resources,

00:30:08.060 so on and so forth.

00:30:09.720 Um,

00:30:10.220 now it does mention like for the U S it talks about for some reason,

00:30:14.900 the U S just propping us up,

00:30:16.260 which I find funny because it's like,

00:30:18.060 they've already said,

00:30:19.020 right?

00:30:19.600 Like Trump's already stated about acquiring Canada.

00:30:23.480 So I think that that kind of shows that there's a little more,

00:30:26.040 more to this than just,

00:30:27.160 you know,

00:30:28.020 they would prop us up because obviously they don't want Russia or China to

00:30:31.380 dominate us.

00:30:33.280 They want us.

00:30:34.360 They want us for themselves.

00:30:35.660 Right.

00:30:36.140 Yeah.

00:30:38.200 They want to jump in before anybody else does.

00:30:42.320 Jesus.

00:30:49.000 Let's see.

00:30:49.800 What else was interesting in here?

00:30:51.620 Uh,

00:30:51.860 could the bank do this deliberately?

00:30:54.220 Well,

00:30:54.780 obviously it could,

00:30:55.920 uh,

00:30:56.280 the bank's leadership governor and governor and council is appointed by the federal government

00:31:00.460 and operates transparently,

00:31:02.020 transparently,

00:31:03.260 uh,

00:31:04.220 with accountability to parliament via the finance minister,

00:31:06.740 a rogue governor sabotaging the economy would need collusion across the bank,

00:31:12.120 stats and external actors,

00:31:13.600 uh,

00:31:14.560 no intervention from the government,

00:31:16.320 which can replace the governor or amend the bank of Canada act.

00:31:19.700 Uh,

00:31:20.420 it says this level of conspiracy is implausible in Canada's stable rule-based system.

00:31:25.140 My,

00:31:25.500 I kind of disagree there.

00:31:27.580 Yeah.

00:31:28.160 I disagree.

00:31:28.980 Just,

00:31:29.560 just slightly.

00:31:30.600 Um,

00:31:31.160 now this is where,

00:31:31.940 this is my favorite part is when we get into historical precedence and likelihood.

00:31:36.600 You got first one is Argentina in 2001 defaulted on foreign debt due to currency peg mismanagement,

00:31:45.700 uh,

00:31:46.540 but it lacked Canada's monetary sovereignty and economic diversity.

00:31:50.440 Uh,

00:31:51.100 the second example is my favorite fucking Weimar Germany.

00:31:55.720 Let's go.

00:31:57.640 Uh,

00:31:58.120 hyperinflation from war reparations and printing money led to economic ruin.

00:32:02.500 Uh,

00:32:03.020 it says Canada faces no equivalent external pressure,

00:32:05.860 but I,

00:32:06.560 I don't know if I necessarily disagree with that as well.

00:32:09.720 And it also claims our resilience,

00:32:11.640 resource,

00:32:12.080 wealth,

00:32:12.420 educated workforce,

00:32:13.260 and U S trade ties make total collapse unlikely,

00:32:15.940 uh,

00:32:16.880 even under mismanagement.

00:32:18.300 But I mean,

00:32:19.180 how does that affect it when,

00:32:20.720 you know,

00:32:21.780 the U S trade ties is actually a trade war in which case annexation has been discussed.

00:32:28.120 So I don't know.

00:32:30.460 Grok says it's probably not going to happen,

00:32:33.120 but who knows?

00:32:35.860 I think that,

00:32:36.760 uh,

00:32:37.100 I mean,

00:32:37.320 it's definitely a possibility.

00:32:38.620 That's for sure.

00:32:39.880 Do you hear beeping?

00:32:41.540 Yeah,

00:32:41.960 that's me.

00:32:42.420 I'm,

00:32:42.600 I'm,

00:32:42.960 uh,

00:32:43.280 multitasking.

00:32:44.060 I know that you're not capable of doing such things,

00:32:46.260 but just wanted to make sure the beeping was at your house and not at mine.

00:32:51.320 Yeah,

00:32:51.580 no,

00:32:51.840 I got,

00:32:52.280 I got,

00:32:52.480 I should probably go look at what's actually beeping.

00:32:55.420 Yeah,

00:32:55.680 no,

00:32:55.840 I got some chicken in the,

00:32:56.940 uh,

00:32:57.140 in the oven there.

00:32:57.920 Oh,

00:32:58.140 I cooked chicken.

00:32:58.980 What kind of chicken?

00:32:59.620 Alleged.

00:33:00.640 Allegedly you're supposed to feed kids.

00:33:03.660 Oh yeah.

00:33:04.680 Usually.

00:33:05.500 Yeah.

00:33:05.740 Right.

00:33:06.240 I try to get away with not,

00:33:07.760 but it doesn't always work.

00:33:09.620 Right.

00:33:10.780 They get hungry.

00:33:12.540 Yeah.

00:33:12.940 Well,

00:33:13.280 like sometimes he's worse than the cat.

00:33:16.140 You know what I mean?

00:33:18.700 That's true.

00:33:19.460 Again,

00:33:19.800 I,

00:33:20.100 I question the,

00:33:21.180 the government's ability every single day,

00:33:23.500 knowing that they gave you a fucking job.

00:33:25.260 Right.

00:33:26.460 Legally and everything.

00:33:28.440 Legally.

00:33:29.980 Yeah.

00:33:31.020 It's unbelievable.

00:33:32.700 Shocking.

00:33:33.540 But again,

00:33:34.200 just,

00:33:34.620 just once again,

00:33:35.800 Bruce.

00:33:37.360 Yeah.

00:33:37.940 Right.

00:33:38.040 The inability to make proper good decisions on our government part.

00:33:42.480 No.

00:33:42.600 And actually,

00:33:43.140 I'm actually surprised the smoke detector hasn't gone off.

00:33:46.260 I had to replace it because they did the early inspections in the,

00:33:49.440 in the apartment.

00:33:50.640 I usually have it buried under a blanket somewhere.

00:33:54.320 But I had to put it back in because they had to come in and check out the

00:33:58.220 apartment.

00:34:01.380 Legit.

00:34:02.000 There was actually,

00:34:02.720 there was one day they came in specifically to check fire alarms and I

00:34:06.540 completely fucking forgot.

00:34:08.220 And when they got here,

00:34:09.620 they're like looking up where the smoke alarm is supposed to be.

00:34:12.120 And they're like,

00:34:12.640 where's your smoke alarm?

00:34:14.700 And then there's me like,

00:34:16.200 Oh fuck.

00:34:17.180 It's a,

00:34:17.820 it's somewhere around here.

00:34:20.100 Um,

00:34:20.760 yeah,

00:34:20.960 it was going off one day and it pissed me off.

00:34:23.360 So I threw mine out the back door and then,

00:34:28.780 cause they were going off.

00:34:30.840 And then when they're,

00:34:32.580 they came over,

00:34:33.760 same thing to check my house when they did the furnace inspection and

00:34:38.400 everything like that.

00:34:39.340 And they were like,

00:34:40.020 you know,

00:34:41.080 we'll just check your smoke detectors as well.

00:34:42.460 They're fire to fighters.

00:34:43.240 And I was like,

00:34:44.060 absolutely.

00:34:44.460 And then I was like,

00:34:45.440 Oh,

00:34:45.920 about that.

00:34:48.660 I definitely smashed those out the backyard with a hammer because they

00:34:53.900 wouldn't stop.

00:34:54.880 And,

00:34:55.120 um,

00:34:56.000 yeah,

00:34:56.300 so I did get new ones and I definitely remembered to put batteries in

00:34:59.900 them and put them throughout the house before I left town.

00:35:04.060 Yeah.

00:35:04.540 Right.

00:35:04.980 So if my insurance company is watching this,

00:35:07.660 I do have a functioning smoke detectors.

00:35:10.280 I made sure they were working before I left.

00:35:13.000 Mine's there right now.

00:35:14.180 It's usually at the bottom of a laundry basket buried under clothes,

00:35:17.200 but it's there now.

00:35:19.600 Um,

00:35:19.940 which by the way,

00:35:21.020 I'll be right back in a second.

00:35:22.160 I'm going to go take that chicken out.

00:35:24.020 Roger Dodger.

00:35:25.040 Yeah.

00:35:25.280 See,

00:35:25.500 I was smart and actually preemptively took the chicken out and just left the

00:35:29.380 oven on.

00:35:30.040 So it stays warm,

00:35:31.060 but I feel like John's not smart enough to think about any of those

00:35:34.440 things.

00:35:35.300 So here the fuck we are.

00:35:38.740 Excuse me.

00:35:40.280 I did.

00:35:40.940 I Clinton.

00:35:43.120 It's a bad thing to do,

00:35:44.520 but here the fuck we are.

00:35:45.760 So,

00:35:46.800 um,

00:35:47.260 I'm interested also,

00:35:49.820 what kind of chicken did you make?

00:35:51.580 Just raw dog?

00:35:52.620 Just drumsticks.

00:35:54.380 Excuse me.

00:35:55.380 Just drumsticks.

00:35:57.420 Oh,

00:35:57.820 like just in the oven.

00:35:58.960 Yeah.

00:35:59.280 Yeah.

00:35:59.500 I just jammed him in the oven.

00:36:02.520 Nothing special.

00:36:03.540 I don't give a fuck.

00:36:05.360 I just need some meat.

00:36:06.760 Yeah.

00:36:06.960 Don't give the child anything nice.

00:36:08.720 Just feed it.

00:36:10.700 Yeah.

00:36:11.200 That's all I'm supposed to do.

00:36:13.040 Did your name say Harry balls.

00:36:14.840 And yeah.

00:36:15.760 Yes.

00:36:17.340 As in like lasagna,

00:36:18.800 but Harry balls.

00:36:20.120 Yeah.

00:36:20.540 Harry balls on you.

00:36:22.900 Harry balls on you.

00:36:23.940 Oh,

00:36:24.380 Oh,

00:36:24.520 I get it.

00:36:25.060 Yeah.

00:36:25.820 Yeah.

00:36:26.260 Right.

00:36:27.440 That's one of my other,

00:36:28.520 uh,

00:36:29.480 alternate.

00:36:30.660 That's fucking rich.

00:36:32.000 I haven't,

00:36:32.620 I haven't used that one in a while,

00:36:33.860 but I should actually fire that one back up.

00:36:36.700 That one was pretty funny.

00:36:37.780 It's also got,

00:36:38.540 uh,

00:36:39.160 Hey,

00:36:39.460 thanks for using that on me.

00:36:42.040 Yeah,

00:36:42.480 whatever.

00:36:43.500 I had it on fucking,

00:36:44.840 I was using it on Christmas.

00:36:45.980 Dream last yesterday.

00:36:47.760 Oh,

00:36:48.040 were you?

00:36:48.480 Okay.

00:36:48.940 Yeah.

00:36:49.680 All right.

00:36:50.320 I had it as my main name,

00:36:51.540 actually.

00:36:52.380 Harry balls on you.

00:36:53.580 Yeah.

00:36:53.800 Well,

00:36:54.000 I've got Harry balls on you.

00:36:55.300 I've got Richard head.

00:36:57.340 Um,

00:36:57.860 but you can call me deck.

00:37:00.040 Um,

00:37:00.520 there's also,

00:37:01.800 there's also,

00:37:02.620 I got another one that's ready to go for when any of those get nuked named grab grabner

00:37:07.780 clits.

00:37:10.800 Grabner clits.

00:37:12.600 Yeah.

00:37:13.300 Grabner clits.

00:37:13.960 Um,

00:37:14.120 that's just a mixture of two hockey player names.

00:37:20.440 Yeah.

00:37:21.380 You know,

00:37:22.400 I didn't use any sauce,

00:37:23.520 Tom,

00:37:24.020 uh,

00:37:24.740 just a little,

00:37:25.300 uh,

00:37:25.580 garlic powder,

00:37:26.420 some fucking salt and pepper,

00:37:27.660 a little bit of fucking chipotle salt.

00:37:29.740 Fucking let's go.

00:37:31.720 It's got a nice little crusty skin.

00:37:33.540 Let's fucking do it.

00:37:35.360 You know what I mean?

00:37:36.840 Someone just came in at the wrong time.

00:37:38.680 So many things could be happening there.

00:37:40.640 Oh,

00:37:40.980 tons.

00:37:41.600 Right.

00:37:41.960 But Hey,

00:37:43.220 is what it is.

00:37:45.360 Not every meal has to be glamorous.

00:37:48.300 Lord.

00:37:48.700 Not every,

00:37:49.520 there are no fucking glamorous meals here.

00:37:51.800 Let me tell you that.

00:37:52.820 Okay.

00:37:53.180 I just fucking jam a bunch of meat in the oven and go.

00:37:57.660 It's all that.

00:37:59.480 It's all that there needs to be is meat.

00:38:01.100 That's it.

00:38:02.100 I made meat.

00:38:03.080 I made chicken and rice.

00:38:04.800 So.

00:38:06.060 Yeah.

00:38:06.460 I mean,

00:38:06.720 sometimes rice helps,

00:38:07.740 but I don't give a fuck.

00:38:08.740 I'm just going to have chicken and vegetables.

00:38:11.360 The other human is going to have rice.

00:38:13.860 Yeah.

00:38:14.080 Well,

00:38:14.240 there,

00:38:14.400 there's no,

00:38:14.940 no bland foods here.

00:38:16.280 That's fucking nope.

00:38:17.520 No,

00:38:17.900 I made like taco.

00:38:18.900 I made pulled chicken,

00:38:20.040 taco chicken in the oven.

00:38:21.180 Everything around here.

00:38:23.000 I can guarantee you is going to have some garlic.

00:38:26.760 Likely some fucking salt and pepper.

00:38:29.640 Good,

00:38:30.080 good chance that there's some Montreal steak spice or some chipotle salt or some roasted red pepper and garlic.

00:38:36.220 You know,

00:38:36.920 shit like that.

00:38:38.080 That's that rub that Tam got me in the summer is really good on chicken.

00:38:43.400 The,

00:38:44.120 which one?

00:38:45.040 It's the Montreal steak spice stuff.

00:38:47.340 Yeah.

00:38:47.600 It's a Montreal steak spice.

00:38:48.780 Yeah.

00:38:49.400 Yeah.

00:38:49.800 It's fucking amazing.

00:38:51.160 Yeah.

00:38:51.520 It's really good.

00:38:53.600 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 I love it.

00:38:55.180 What was that?

00:38:55.680 Uh,

00:38:55.920 Joe's.

00:38:56.540 Is that what it was again?

00:38:57.460 Yeah.

00:38:57.620 Joe's Joe's rub.

00:38:59.040 Yeah.

00:38:59.340 Something like that.

00:39:00.440 Yeah.

00:39:00.580 You got one too.

00:39:01.240 It's in my cupboard somewhere,

00:39:02.640 but it's fucking good shit though.

00:39:04.700 I'll tell you that.

00:39:05.680 Super yummy.

00:39:06.600 Oh my God.

00:39:07.140 My legs are sore too.

00:39:08.300 God damn it.

00:39:09.740 What in the fuck is your issue?

00:39:12.360 I just,

00:39:12.840 I love Montreal steak spice coleslaw.

00:39:15.480 She says,

00:39:16.180 what in the fuck?

00:39:18.300 That sounds really good.

00:39:20.660 What?

00:39:21.160 What?

00:39:22.780 I'm going to try that.

00:39:25.020 Cause I got to make another batch of coleslaw for tomorrow.

00:39:27.760 Oh my God.

00:39:28.880 I think he might die.

00:39:30.080 That's just like a little fucked up.

00:39:31.740 I'm just going to say that right now.

00:39:33.320 That sounds kind of good though.

00:39:34.700 I'm going to try it.

00:39:35.380 No,

00:39:35.440 it doesn't.

00:39:36.020 No,

00:39:36.200 it doesn't.

00:39:36.480 Why?

00:39:37.120 It does not.

00:39:38.060 Why does it not?

00:39:38.940 Hold on.

00:39:39.660 Hold on here.

00:39:40.360 I got to fuck it.

00:39:40.920 Oh Jesus.

00:39:41.900 Oh Jesus.

00:39:44.220 It's not me.

00:39:45.180 Okay.

00:39:47.600 So that means I'm in trouble then.

00:39:55.660 There we go.

00:39:56.420 There we go.

00:39:57.960 Trying to,

00:39:58.460 trying to get rid of the kids.

00:39:59.620 So Jesus Christ.

00:40:02.040 Yeah.

00:40:02.580 Which means I probably should put some fucking chicken on a plate for him here,

00:40:05.980 but feed them.

00:40:07.920 Yeah,

00:40:08.300 maybe.

00:40:08.980 Getting rid of the child.

00:40:10.520 Feed the child.

00:40:11.140 Maybe I'll get lucky and his dad might feed him and then I can eat his chicken.

00:40:18.220 No,

00:40:18.600 what do you want?

00:40:21.240 Chicken.

00:40:22.200 Well,

00:40:22.460 dinner's ready.

00:40:23.200 I just got to put it on your plate.

00:40:28.800 All right.

00:40:31.100 Okay.

00:40:32.200 All right.

00:40:33.040 Bye.

00:40:36.320 Hey,

00:40:37.480 I'm going to be up.

00:40:38.260 What do you mean?

00:40:40.580 No kid.

00:40:44.320 He doesn't want to get beat up.

00:40:46.480 No.

00:40:47.240 What the hell?

00:40:49.720 Connor,

00:40:50.340 get over here and get beat up.

00:40:52.640 I'm going to beat him up so bad.

00:40:54.960 He has to learn how to fight.

00:40:59.260 Actually.

00:40:59.740 Yeah.

00:40:59.880 And that reminds me,

00:41:00.480 I got to pick him up a punching bag.

00:41:03.080 Yeah.

00:41:03.680 It worked.

00:41:04.620 Yeah.

00:41:04.840 Well,

00:41:05.020 he's got like little gloves now.

00:41:06.540 So now I got to get him a,

00:41:08.220 get him a punching bag.

00:41:09.920 And I want to learn how to use the speed bag.

00:41:12.420 I'm really bad at it because my wrists are always really sore,

00:41:15.220 but it's because no one showed me how to tie them.

00:41:17.080 Right.

00:41:17.520 Like how to wrap my wrist properly.

00:41:19.160 But I really want to learn how to teach him.

00:41:21.240 I'm going to teach him how to use the speed bag,

00:41:23.260 except I'm going to use his head as the speed bag.

00:41:28.640 That's how you do it.

00:41:29.380 All right.

00:41:31.180 That's how you do it.

00:41:31.860 You're a dick.

00:41:34.620 Yeah.

00:41:35.100 Well,

00:41:35.260 a little bit,

00:41:36.800 I'm not,

00:41:37.480 I'm not going to,

00:41:38.300 you know,

00:41:39.120 it's definitely true,

00:41:40.860 but whatever.

00:41:43.380 I can smell the chicken.

00:41:45.000 And it smells so good.

00:41:46.200 All I want to do is eat now.

00:41:47.800 God damn it.

00:41:49.580 Whose idea was it to have a stream during fucking dinner time?

00:41:53.360 I don't fucking know.

00:41:54.760 Well,

00:41:54.980 cause we got to get it in early.

00:41:56.340 Cause fucking Derek decided he was going to do a Monday night stream.

00:42:00.400 Fucking guy.

00:42:01.160 Streaming during dinner time.

00:42:04.640 That's going to be a good one though.

00:42:05.980 I I'm definitely looking forward to that one.

00:42:08.880 Tonight.

00:42:09.800 Yeah.

00:42:10.500 Yeah.

00:42:10.700 I believe,

00:42:11.260 uh,

00:42:11.640 I believe he confirmed day 30 with me.

00:42:13.520 I was like,

00:42:14.140 what time are you going?

00:42:14.940 Cause we want to go.

00:42:17.320 Cause we want to go.

00:42:18.880 Yeah.

00:42:19.280 We want to go too.

00:42:20.460 You know,

00:42:20.960 that's funny.

00:42:21.520 Have we done an Onija update?

00:42:23.740 Have we found anything else?

00:42:25.020 I have been,

00:42:25.520 I have been looking and I cannot fucking find a goddamn thing.

00:42:29.660 Everything still is just the same old bullshit.

00:42:33.340 Um,

00:42:33.700 so I think she's dead.

00:42:34.620 I don't think she's dead.

00:42:39.220 If she,

00:42:39.480 I think we would know about it already.

00:42:42.800 No,

00:42:43.100 we wouldn't.

00:42:44.080 Oh my God.

00:42:45.060 I'm having a hot flash in this sweater.

00:42:47.960 They don't need to tell us.

00:42:49.520 I'm having a hot flash.

00:42:51.400 I'm going to have to change.

00:42:53.600 Something like that.

00:42:54.420 And get another drink.

00:42:55.340 Do we have any videos so I can go change and get another drink before I die?

00:42:58.680 I have fucking heat exhaustion in here.

00:43:01.040 Uh,

00:43:01.420 let me see.

00:43:02.640 Let me see what we do have here.

00:43:04.640 Kate Middleton dead too.

00:43:05.720 I hope not.

00:43:07.780 Who?

00:43:08.300 What?

00:43:09.240 I don't know.

00:43:09.680 So put that in the chat.

00:43:12.080 We only Kate Middleton.

00:43:13.620 I don't know.

00:43:14.520 Who was that?

00:43:15.360 I'm just going to turn my camera off for one second.

00:43:17.260 Will I go and get another,

00:43:19.180 another thing for my drink?

00:43:20.960 And I have to change my sweater.

00:43:22.320 I'm dying.

00:43:22.780 Fucking heat.

00:43:23.680 I'll be right back.

00:43:24.900 All right.

00:43:25.220 Let me,

00:43:25.420 let me see if I got a video to play.

00:43:26.880 Cause I do have to,

00:43:28.220 Oh,

00:43:29.360 actually we do have a video that we could play.

00:43:31.100 We do have one that could maybe give me just enough time.

00:43:34.620 Let me find out.

00:43:36.920 Let's see.

00:43:37.660 Where is it now?

00:43:38.400 What the fuck?

00:43:40.120 There it is.

00:43:40.500 Somebody has to watch Johnny.

00:43:42.300 We'll just fucking randomly toss this on.

00:43:44.780 How much time is that?

00:43:45.540 The rental supervision is required.

00:43:48.060 I think like two and a half minutes or something.

00:43:51.340 Maybe let me see.

00:43:52.060 I can do that.

00:43:52.960 I finally got round.

00:43:54.500 I'm fast.

00:43:55.020 Because Sarah only loves one thing in the world.

00:43:57.880 Oh my God.

00:43:59.180 Yes.

00:43:59.680 Oh,

00:43:59.880 this is my favorite.

00:44:02.680 Wow.

00:44:04.380 Maybe I decided to make a video for it.

00:44:07.000 So let's sing here.

00:44:08.840 As soon as it fucking cooperates and actually uploads.

00:44:13.620 It's going to take a second.

00:44:14.960 So I'll just,

00:44:15.600 I'll just kill some time.

00:44:17.160 Right.

00:44:17.660 Okay.

00:44:18.140 Fucking bullshit.

00:44:20.200 Could have just put a song on too though.

00:44:22.560 You could just put a song on.

00:44:23.600 There's all kinds of things you could do.

00:44:25.780 Yeah.

00:44:26.220 Well,

00:44:26.560 there's lots of stuff I could do.

00:44:27.760 Yes.

00:44:28.700 But it's loading right now.

00:44:29.980 It's just stream air.

00:44:31.000 It's a bitch and takes forever.

00:44:32.760 Love this.

00:44:34.300 You know,

00:44:35.460 so just the way it is,

00:44:37.000 I guess.

00:44:37.840 I love my temporary background office too.

00:44:40.680 This is fun.

00:44:43.520 It's better than my curtains.

00:44:45.440 It is true.

00:44:47.100 I don't know what it looks like.

00:44:48.880 I got to get,

00:44:49.160 I got to get one of those green screens off the team.

00:44:51.960 And I'll fucking set that up behind me.

00:44:53.900 And then I can do all sorts of blurry is fun.

00:44:57.740 It's like a blurry tag flag.

00:44:59.980 Wait,

00:45:00.380 what are you doing?

00:45:00.900 How are you,

00:45:01.240 what are you doing?

00:45:02.200 How are you even doing that?

00:45:03.140 I made my background blurry.

00:45:04.340 How'd you do that?

00:45:08.060 Because I'm awesome.

00:45:09.760 Oh,

00:45:10.180 well,

00:45:10.540 let's not go that far.

00:45:12.260 Okay.

00:45:12.860 Listen,

00:45:13.940 don't make me do it again because everyone will agree with me.

00:45:16.140 I'm awesome.

00:45:16.700 They're not going to agree with you.

00:45:18.100 Well,

00:45:19.060 I don't know about that.

00:45:22.760 History will show my love.

00:45:24.940 History will show.

00:45:26.240 I guess.

00:45:28.580 We'll see.

00:45:29.980 We'll see.

00:45:31.140 Anyway.

00:45:32.520 So how much time fucking process for fuck's sake,

00:45:36.360 stream yard.

00:45:36.960 What is your major malfunction?

00:45:39.820 Oh,

00:45:40.140 don't make me go there.

00:45:41.040 I feel like this is a you problem and not.

00:45:44.300 Should be like that.

00:45:45.400 Should be like that.

00:45:46.600 Right.

00:45:46.900 It should be.

00:45:47.500 What kind of operation are they running here?

00:45:49.480 Yep.

00:45:50.760 All right.

00:45:52.640 Why do I even.

00:45:54.280 We're streaming because this isn't going to work for very long.

00:45:57.020 You shut up,

00:45:59.540 Tom.

00:46:00.160 How about that?

00:46:01.380 Shut up,

00:46:02.060 Tom.

00:46:03.740 Shut up.

00:46:07.220 God damn it.

00:46:10.340 Actually,

00:46:10.920 here you go,

00:46:11.380 Tom.

00:46:11.640 Here you go,

00:46:12.080 Tom.

00:46:12.560 That's just true.

00:46:15.960 It's my favorite.

00:46:17.260 Shut up.

00:46:18.040 Fag it.

00:46:18.620 Nope.

00:46:18.880 That's not going to work either.

00:46:20.240 Okay.

00:46:21.680 Finally there.

00:46:22.360 All right.

00:46:22.500 We got him 42,

00:46:24.020 a minute 42.

00:46:25.100 So here we go.

00:46:25.680 I can get changed in that amount of time.

00:46:29.000 This is Sarah's song.

00:46:30.640 Brightline has had a long or long been the center of safety concerns since launching service

00:46:36.160 from Miami back in 2017.

00:46:38.260 The high speed rail company has received millions of dollars in safety grants to improve its

00:46:43.100 infrastructure,

00:46:43.760 yet still holds the title for deadliest train in America.

00:46:46.580 She puts on her best warm dress where rubber and steel intersect.

00:47:01.220 No sunblock for her day in the sun.

00:47:06.220 Sarah watches the bright line come.

00:47:09.360 Sarah smiles.

00:47:11.400 Sarah smiles.

00:47:12.680 Devil in her eye.

00:47:14.480 Stone beam when somebody dies on the bright line.

00:47:20.260 As the grass grows, so does the death toll.

00:47:25.900 The songbirds sing so naturally.

00:47:28.600 And you can watch it all on train TV.

00:47:38.440 She's at the head of the bright line.

00:47:42.240 Sarah smiles.

00:47:44.560 Devil in her eye.

00:47:46.560 Sun beam when somebody dies on the bright line.

00:47:50.900 As the grass grows, so does the death toll.

00:47:57.560 The songbirds sing so naturally.

00:48:01.820 As the leaves change, so does the blood stain.

00:48:06.700 And you can watch it all on train TV.

00:48:16.740 So, Sarah in the bright line right there.

00:48:18.680 Finally got around to doing the video for that.

00:48:22.560 I tell you.

00:48:24.440 Are you?

00:48:26.260 Are you sure?

00:48:27.920 Yeah.

00:48:28.980 Okay.

00:48:30.320 While you do that,

00:48:33.120 here is,

00:48:33.700 there's at least one other video that I did download today.

00:48:37.600 Turns out,

00:48:39.720 the folks are,

00:48:40.980 you know how Doge is announcing that federal workers have to,

00:48:44.980 you know,

00:48:45.280 say what they do.

00:48:47.320 Or risk getting fired.

00:48:49.660 Apparently,

00:48:50.500 federal workers naturally had a problem.

00:48:52.440 When you wake up,

00:48:53.260 or when you're on your weekend,

00:48:55.220 and you get the fork in the road message,

00:48:58.300 or you get the subsequent five bullets,

00:49:01.880 hey,

00:49:02.120 what the hell did you do,

00:49:03.580 you lazy federal worker,

00:49:05.820 this week?

00:49:09.560 How frightening is it

00:49:11.880 that someone on X,

00:49:13.500 that someone on X,

00:49:14.060 the owner of X,

00:49:16.160 speaks to you directly,

00:49:18.960 to say,

00:49:20.320 what did you do last week at work,

00:49:22.540 and if you don't answer,

00:49:24.100 I am going to fire you.

00:49:26.280 But even more egregious,

00:49:31.100 the president comes out,

00:49:33.320 the most powerful person in the land,

00:49:35.700 and endorses that message.

00:49:39.480 How do you think that makes federal workers feel?

00:49:45.820 Well,

00:49:46.900 she was fine.

00:49:49.840 Explain what you do.

00:49:53.740 Or,

00:49:54.300 or even just do work.

00:49:57.460 These people.

00:49:58.340 Isn't that all that they're...

00:49:59.300 It's just proof that liberals don't want to work.

00:50:01.640 Yeah.

00:50:02.020 I don't know.

00:50:07.120 I have a job that I have to actually be accountable for now?

00:50:11.880 I actually show that I do things?

00:50:17.420 It's kind of weird.

00:50:18.640 I should have grabbed that fucking clip from Office Space.

00:50:22.300 Right?

00:50:22.820 When they fucking put those guys in.

00:50:25.180 That would have been,

00:50:26.040 that would have been good,

00:50:27.060 but we'll see.

00:50:28.580 I hope they do feel like shit.

00:50:29.960 Yes.

00:50:31.060 Right?

00:50:31.440 Absolutely.

00:50:32.020 Matt Hatter.

00:50:32.980 I love Matt Hatter,

00:50:33.960 because he's always so positive.

00:50:36.180 Go Matt.

00:50:37.820 Yeah,

00:50:38.280 right?

00:50:39.440 Great dude.

00:50:40.980 Positivity,

00:50:41.480 name of the game.

00:50:44.500 Yeah.

00:50:45.120 You got to stay on the bright side,

00:50:46.480 right?

00:50:47.720 Right?

00:50:48.000 Like,

00:50:48.220 on the bright side,

00:50:48.840 if we do get annexed,

00:50:50.880 I'm going to Texas.

00:50:52.760 I'm going to find Joe Rogan.

00:50:54.260 You do here.

00:50:56.400 Yeah,

00:50:56.760 exactly.

00:50:57.600 Right?

00:50:59.480 I'll,

00:50:59.880 I'll have to work on that.

00:51:01.040 I'll,

00:51:01.240 I'll try and figure something out with that,

00:51:02.720 but,

00:51:03.100 but I'm telling you,

00:51:04.960 if we get annexed,

00:51:06.100 I'm going to Texas.

00:51:06.840 I'm going to find Joe Rogan,

00:51:08.240 then I'm going to beat up Jamie,

00:51:09.500 and then I'm going to become Joe Rogan's Jamie.

00:51:12.460 Oh,

00:51:13.100 okay.

00:51:14.380 That's,

00:51:14.900 that's the plan now.

00:51:16.000 Why,

00:51:16.980 why are we doing this?

00:51:20.380 Just because?

00:51:21.280 Why not?

00:51:22.440 Well,

00:51:22.780 yeah,

00:51:23.120 like,

00:51:23.460 if we get annexed,

00:51:24.260 that's what I'm doing.

00:51:25.120 I'm going to go down there,

00:51:25.980 I'm going to smoke some DMT with Joe Rogan,

00:51:27.800 and be as Jamie.

00:51:30.100 After I give Jamie,

00:51:31.480 some sweet chin music.

00:51:34.680 Okay.

00:51:35.860 I was watching World's Fear Factory episodes in today.

00:51:38.720 Joe Rogan used to look like such a little baby,

00:51:40.640 before he got such a big fat head,

00:51:42.120 and lost all his hair.

00:51:43.640 Yeah,

00:51:43.880 that's funny.

00:51:44.740 That is funny.

00:51:46.240 Oh.

00:51:47.000 It is what it is,

00:51:48.000 but,

00:51:48.580 what have we got here?

00:51:56.140 Is there anything else exciting going on in the news?

00:51:58.100 Because,

00:51:58.440 I haven't been,

00:51:59.660 active on anything other than,

00:52:02.140 let me take a look here.

00:52:03.180 Looking for jobs.

00:52:04.900 Well,

00:52:05.040 it was kind of tough,

00:52:05.760 because like I said earlier,

00:52:06.740 fucking Axe was being,

00:52:08.240 just absolutely fucking retarded,

00:52:11.080 still kind of,

00:52:11.780 is a little bit,

00:52:12.960 but she's a little bit better.

00:52:14.500 Let's see,

00:52:14.880 what do we got?

00:52:17.500 Something about BlackRock,

00:52:18.840 CEO Larry Fink.

00:52:20.820 Oh,

00:52:21.560 you there.

00:52:26.000 Child.

00:52:29.620 Freaking kids.

00:52:31.120 Stock market crash,

00:52:32.220 they're renaming it,

00:52:33.420 the dump,

00:52:34.020 or the Trump dump.

00:52:36.660 I guess it's a good time to buy.

00:52:39.120 That's what I'm hearing.

00:52:40.980 Okay.

00:52:44.380 Oh.

00:52:46.560 Wait a minute.

00:52:49.100 Israel being Israel,

00:52:50.440 yeah.

00:52:51.320 I thought my eyes deceived me,

00:52:52.880 but World War II is a topic right now,

00:52:55.460 on Twitter.

00:52:56.280 I thought that was World War,

00:52:57.340 I thought it was three,

00:52:58.440 but,

00:52:58.960 nope,

00:52:59.180 they're talking World War II,

00:53:00.320 on the Twitter machine.

00:53:01.200 Oh,

00:53:05.580 that's why,

00:53:06.120 because somebody on MSNBC was saying that they need to stand up against Russia,

00:53:10.040 just like we did with our allies in World War,

00:53:12.640 what,

00:53:12.920 what are you talking about?

00:53:13.880 Russia was our ally in World War II.

00:53:16.780 What,

00:53:17.140 what is happening?

00:53:18.920 I'm confused.

00:53:20.020 That's hilarious.

00:53:21.420 Who's talking about this?

00:53:22.620 And are they,

00:53:23.860 are smoking crack?

00:53:26.520 Yeah,

00:53:26.760 I already said yes,

00:53:27.880 I'm busy right now,

00:53:28.660 so I can't do this.

00:53:30.320 Okay,

00:53:30.720 that's all right.

00:53:31.460 Peace and dance.

00:53:32.320 Okay,

00:53:32.420 bye.

00:53:33.780 Jesus Christ,

00:53:34.840 people,

00:53:35.340 fucking pay attention.

00:53:36.780 I hate fucking people that don't pay attention.

00:53:39.000 You know that?

00:53:40.100 God,

00:53:40.820 fucking,

00:53:41.620 damn it.

00:53:43.620 Uh,

00:53:43.980 all right,

00:53:47.460 hold on.

00:53:47.760 I'm going to download this and see what this is all about.

00:53:50.040 That's hilarious.

00:53:50.860 We need to stand up to Russia like we did in World War II.

00:53:53.880 Really?

00:53:54.300 Okay.

00:53:55.920 Yeah.

00:53:57.480 It's funny.

00:53:58.440 It's funny.

00:54:00.580 This will take a minute or two.

00:54:05.780 Actually,

00:54:06.420 no,

00:54:07.640 because that's probably not going to work.

00:54:11.860 What happened today?

00:54:12.900 Freeland definitely ran,

00:54:14.360 is running for leader.

00:54:15.280 Why?

00:54:15.500 What happened?

00:54:16.620 See,

00:54:16.840 this is what I'm saying.

00:54:18.680 She got,

00:54:19.380 she got slapped around in that,

00:54:22.040 eh?

00:54:22.300 85% of the ridiculousness was voted for Kearney.

00:54:27.240 I wonder how she feels about that.

00:54:30.060 Yeah,

00:54:30.280 I'm working,

00:54:30.540 I'm working on that,

00:54:31.340 Tom.

00:54:31.480 I think I'm going to have to just,

00:54:32.740 I'll have to do it.

00:54:34.580 I legitimately feel like that's probably because she stood behind Trudeau the whole time and was like,

00:54:41.860 the whole time he said anything about anything.

00:54:45.780 She was like,

00:54:46.520 yeah.

00:54:48.820 So why is anybody going to trust her now?

00:54:50.900 Yes,

00:54:51.320 please run our country,

00:54:52.580 even though you were complicit in everything that has happened to us for the last.

00:54:59.240 Yeah.

00:54:59.640 Well,

00:55:00.040 I mean,

00:55:00.360 let's face it.

00:55:00.940 The other reason is,

00:55:01.740 is because she wasn't supposed to be there anyway,

00:55:03.920 right?

00:55:04.400 Like,

00:55:04.920 Kearney was selected,

00:55:05.900 not elected.

00:55:07.940 Okay,

00:55:08.140 why is this not showing my,

00:55:09.840 what the fucking bullshit is this?

00:55:11.740 Fucking position too.

00:55:15.140 Listen.

00:55:16.180 Maybe if I do that.

00:55:18.040 Motherfucker.

00:55:19.220 Why is this not letting me share my screen with the Twitter machine?

00:55:22.700 There it is.

00:55:24.460 That's true.

00:55:25.500 Right.

00:55:29.400 Yes.

00:55:31.140 Let's see if this works.

00:55:32.200 I don't know if it's going to work.

00:55:37.060 Let me know if this is actually fucking playing right,

00:55:44.540 though.

00:55:45.180 Okay.

00:55:55.620 No.

00:55:57.100 It's a moshpuh.

00:56:01.280 Nope.

00:56:04.600 No,

00:56:05.240 no,

00:56:05.480 it's just frozen because you're in her.

00:56:06.960 The internet sucks.

00:56:07.880 The big fat donkey dick.

00:56:11.620 Donkey dick.

00:56:13.880 Donkey dick.

00:56:17.300 Donkey dick.

00:56:21.060 Hey,

00:56:22.020 donkey dick internet.

00:56:25.940 Can't see anything.

00:56:27.600 Oh,

00:56:28.080 maybe.

00:56:28.860 Maybe it'll work.

00:56:29.740 That's stupid because it said,

00:56:30.760 oh,

00:56:30.920 there it goes.

00:56:32.100 Now,

00:56:32.460 there it is.

00:56:33.320 Now it's going to work.

00:56:33.920 There it is now.

00:56:35.000 That's fucking

00:56:35.520 retarded.

00:56:36.380 All right.

00:56:39.000 Let's try this.

00:56:39.800 Let's try this again.

00:56:42.820 I feel like one day,

00:56:44.300 John's going to get into the year 2025.

00:56:47.300 We're already in season five of COVID.

00:56:49.180 And for some reason,

00:56:50.600 John is still has shitty fucking internet.

00:56:55.140 I had better,

00:56:58.260 better internet when I was in fucking Fiji and John has in Southern Ontario.

00:57:03.440 So,

00:57:05.420 it's fun for everybody.

00:57:09.220 Yeah,

00:57:09.620 that looks like it's playing like this.

00:57:10.880 It's a good thing we don't make people subscribe to our channel and pay for it.

00:57:15.680 It's fucking retarded.

00:57:17.500 Let me piss if I was paying for this free.

00:57:19.440 Yeah,

00:57:19.660 right?

00:57:20.760 It's fucking garbage.

00:57:23.660 Garbage internet.

00:57:24.360 I love that though.

00:57:26.980 So apparently we got to stand up in Russia.

00:57:29.260 We got to stand up to Russia like we did in World War II.

00:57:31.680 That makes a lot of sense.

00:57:33.740 I'm ready to stand up to Russia.

00:57:35.140 A lot of sense.

00:57:36.220 Actually,

00:57:36.680 wait.

00:57:38.260 No,

00:57:38.680 wait a second.

00:57:39.240 We like Russia.

00:57:40.780 Let's go.

00:57:41.820 I like Russia.

00:57:42.420 I like their women.

00:57:44.060 I mean,

00:57:45.660 I'm not opposed.

00:57:46.980 Not opposed.

00:57:49.000 There's hockey.

00:57:49.940 I'm not opposed to some of their music.

00:57:53.340 Some of their dancing.

00:57:54.360 Some of their fashion.

00:57:57.480 Definitely a fan of Soviet era weapons.

00:58:00.500 Not mad.

00:58:01.820 Not mad at their weapons.

00:58:04.960 Jerky,

00:58:05.540 you better hurry up.

00:58:07.420 Hitler's weapons.

00:58:08.440 Again,

00:58:08.860 same thing.

00:58:09.340 Not mad.

00:58:10.680 Some cool stuff came out of that.

00:58:12.760 You should see how this kid eats his chicken.

00:58:14.580 Oh my God.

00:58:17.120 What is your deal?

00:58:17.780 I'm sorry,

00:58:17.800 pardon?

00:58:18.900 A wooden door?

00:58:19.860 Where?

00:58:20.660 Like,

00:58:21.600 what wooden door?

00:58:23.060 What are you talking about?

00:58:24.240 I don't know.

00:58:24.660 I just heard crispy chicken.

00:58:26.520 No,

00:58:27.020 I said you should see how this kid eats his chicken.

00:58:28.920 Automatically takes me to Auschwitz.

00:58:30.700 Right?

00:58:31.260 You got to pay attention and listen.

00:58:33.980 It's the way he eats it.

00:58:35.340 That's crazy.

00:58:36.000 He's like pulling it apart with it.

00:58:37.220 He's like,

00:58:38.240 savage over there.

00:58:41.480 It's awesome.

00:58:42.420 Well,

00:58:42.580 I feel like if the child is feral,

00:58:44.340 that's your problem.

00:58:45.840 Yeah,

00:58:46.200 well,

00:58:46.440 hey,

00:58:46.940 so be it.

00:58:48.140 So be it.

00:58:49.180 Oh.

00:58:50.300 That's how he was meant to be.

00:58:51.060 Don't they take them off

00:58:51.280 and scrub to the neck or something

00:58:52.560 when they're feral?

00:58:54.140 No,

00:58:54.580 you just let it go.

00:58:55.880 Oh,

00:58:56.220 okay.

00:58:57.360 All right,

00:58:57.620 just let it happen.

00:59:00.280 Yeah,

00:59:00.680 we'll have to call the Jeet tech support.

00:59:03.420 Jeet tech support.

00:59:04.760 That should be super fun.

00:59:06.580 I am,

00:59:06.920 I do need to figure out a way

00:59:08.240 to get my like phone

00:59:09.260 to run through this though

00:59:10.300 because I am definitely

00:59:11.240 going to steal that one guy's idea

00:59:12.720 that fucking

00:59:13.380 John breaks bad news.

00:59:16.260 Okay.

00:59:17.220 Yeah,

00:59:17.680 while he gets people to pay him

00:59:19.020 to deliver bad news.

00:59:21.180 I still want to do that.

00:59:26.300 I feel like that would be

00:59:27.400 a really good job for you.

00:59:28.560 I could do that.

00:59:29.560 I would fucking love it.

00:59:31.920 I could also just,

00:59:33.200 I could just call it rotten news

00:59:34.840 as well.

00:59:36.700 Right?

00:59:37.600 Like I got some fucking

00:59:38.660 rotten news for you.

00:59:41.240 Right?

00:59:41.780 Your husband's fucking

00:59:42.820 thinks you're fat

00:59:44.180 or whatever it is

00:59:45.600 that they send you.

00:59:46.680 I don't know.

00:59:48.180 Most of it's usually

00:59:49.160 just like prank calls

00:59:50.160 but a lot of it

00:59:51.200 there are

00:59:51.860 every once in a while

00:59:52.840 you get a

00:59:53.360 you get a real fucking

00:59:54.660 like somebody has something

00:59:56.220 to say

00:59:56.640 but they're too afraid

00:59:57.320 to say it

00:59:57.880 so they

00:59:58.260 they send it in to him.

00:59:59.380 It's pretty funny.

01:00:06.980 Fucking people.

01:00:08.020 I swear to God

01:00:08.740 I'm going to slap

01:00:09.380 these motherfuckers

01:00:10.200 if they don't stop

01:00:10.900 bugging me.

01:00:12.800 I tell you.

01:00:15.260 Well,

01:00:15.720 yeah,

01:00:15.960 that's that's what

01:00:16.660 I'm kind of thinking.

01:00:17.580 It would be a pretty good

01:00:18.560 pretty good segment.

01:00:20.560 Right?

01:00:21.020 All you got to do

01:00:21.660 is just fucking

01:00:22.360 send like a dollar

01:00:24.000 or something

01:00:24.500 give me the phone number

01:00:25.420 and a message

01:00:25.880 and fucking

01:00:26.620 boom!

01:00:27.560 Give them a call

01:00:28.160 live on the air.

01:00:29.480 It'd be fun times.

01:00:31.900 And late and gay.

01:00:33.760 Come on now.

01:00:34.460 You had ample time

01:00:35.160 to get ready.

01:00:36.440 No excuses.

01:00:39.340 Who was late?

01:00:40.560 What the hell, Hayley?

01:00:42.680 Tribe wife.

01:00:43.760 Late and gay.

01:00:44.100 That's it, Hayley.

01:00:44.860 That's it.

01:00:45.360 Late and gay.

01:00:47.040 Late and gay.

01:00:47.820 Push up.

01:00:48.220 Yes.

01:00:49.980 Rogue,

01:00:50.500 start beating her.

01:00:55.460 That's a beating.

01:00:56.640 Yeah.

01:00:57.320 Right?

01:00:59.000 Let's get her done.

01:01:00.160 Telling you what.

01:01:02.380 Oh shit,

01:01:02.900 did I ever

01:01:03.600 fucking tell you?

01:01:04.480 Yeah,

01:01:04.620 we should probably

01:01:05.440 put a disclaimer

01:01:06.220 at the beginning

01:01:06.820 of our fucking screen.

01:01:07.960 We are not giving out

01:01:08.700 medical advice

01:01:09.540 or relationship advice

01:01:11.680 nor anything.

01:01:17.220 Yeah, right?

01:01:18.660 Well, I mean,

01:01:19.400 I'm going to be honest

01:01:20.280 though.

01:01:20.480 If you can't figure

01:01:21.040 that out for yourself,

01:01:22.060 then maybe you deserve

01:01:24.080 whatever happens to you

01:01:25.220 if you take our advice.

01:01:27.840 I would like some

01:01:28.680 chive buns.

01:01:31.100 What chive buns?

01:01:32.240 What?

01:01:32.480 Hayley,

01:01:32.840 he actually cooks

01:01:33.640 food for the child.

01:01:35.140 We're impressed.

01:01:35.820 It's a big day for John.

01:01:40.160 Oh, Jesus.

01:01:40.980 All right,

01:01:41.280 fine.

01:01:41.560 Don't beat her then,

01:01:42.560 Rogue.

01:01:44.240 Like,

01:01:44.740 everybody beats me.

01:01:46.840 Maybe,

01:01:47.200 maybe lay off

01:01:48.140 the beatings then.

01:01:50.820 Nor legal advice.

01:01:52.700 Clearly.

01:01:55.600 Yeah,

01:01:56.000 you definitely don't want

01:01:56.860 any legal advice

01:01:57.860 from me.

01:01:58.320 Oh my God.

01:01:59.900 My legal advice

01:02:01.220 is wear a mask

01:02:02.140 if you're going

01:02:02.540 to rob the store.

01:02:03.820 Right?

01:02:04.900 Are you going

01:02:06.800 to wear your

01:02:07.180 favorite mask though?

01:02:08.200 Like your special one?

01:02:09.840 I would love to.

01:02:11.420 Don't.

01:02:12.320 Go in using

01:02:14.120 a wrestling mask

01:02:15.040 to rob the store.

01:02:17.680 You'd have to,

01:02:18.280 you'd have to suplex.

01:02:21.880 Right?

01:02:22.420 You'd have to throw

01:02:23.080 a suplex in there

01:02:23.940 to somebody.

01:02:29.060 I feel like

01:02:29.800 it wouldn't be

01:02:30.620 the worst.

01:02:32.120 Right?

01:02:32.440 Well,

01:02:32.520 you'd have to do.

01:02:33.180 If you're,

01:02:33.480 if you're going

01:02:33.860 to rob a place

01:02:34.580 with a fucking

01:02:35.060 wrestling mask,

01:02:35.820 you'd better perform

01:02:36.720 some sort of

01:02:37.640 wrestling move.

01:02:39.240 You'd better.

01:02:40.080 I mean,

01:02:40.460 it seems,

01:02:41.180 you know,

01:02:42.580 appropriate.

01:02:44.100 Yeah,

01:02:44.340 like a 450 frog splash

01:02:45.800 or some shit.

01:02:46.460 I don't know,

01:02:47.020 but

01:02:47.280 got to get

01:02:49.820 something done.

01:02:50.400 But anyway,

01:02:51.860 let's see.

01:02:53.820 Was there anything

01:02:54.400 else happening

01:02:55.080 other than fucking

01:02:55.960 Canada

01:02:58.720 becoming a circus?

01:03:01.300 Not that it

01:03:02.020 wasn't already.

01:03:03.340 It's just confirmed

01:03:04.120 now that we're

01:03:04.660 run by a carny

01:03:05.520 in a cabinet

01:03:06.400 full of clowns.

01:03:12.700 But if you're

01:03:15.500 only dancing naked,

01:03:16.820 oh yeah,

01:03:17.680 fuck that,

01:03:18.120 those are the videos

01:03:19.020 I should have grabbed.

01:03:20.720 I forgot about it.

01:03:21.900 Actually,

01:03:22.100 you know what?

01:03:22.680 Fuck it.

01:03:23.300 We're going to look

01:03:23.840 for them right now.

01:03:26.440 That's what we're doing.

01:03:27.780 Because there's

01:03:28.380 a second one,

01:03:29.180 by the way.

01:03:33.220 Why are there

01:03:34.020 naked people

01:03:34.680 dancing

01:03:35.260 on produce?

01:03:39.800 There is

01:03:40.380 a...

01:03:41.800 What?

01:03:44.680 Yeah,

01:03:45.100 I don't know

01:03:45.340 what it is.

01:03:47.680 Maybe,

01:03:48.000 maybe,

01:03:48.300 you know what I think

01:03:48.920 it is,

01:03:50.460 actually.

01:03:51.380 I feel like

01:03:51.880 this is another

01:03:52.500 reason why

01:03:53.640 I want to

01:03:54.900 grow my own

01:03:56.180 stuff.

01:04:00.860 Like,

01:04:01.480 the vegetables

01:04:02.640 and the fruit.

01:04:03.640 Because if there's

01:04:04.460 cheats

01:04:05.160 that are

01:04:05.740 naked on

01:04:06.640 my produce,

01:04:07.560 I don't even

01:04:10.400 want them to

01:04:10.880 bag my groceries

01:04:11.700 or touch them.

01:04:14.160 Ew.

01:04:14.780 They're just

01:04:15.120 trying to get rid

01:04:15.560 of their plums.

01:04:17.280 Come on.

01:04:17.760 They're just

01:04:18.140 trying to get rid

01:04:18.600 of their plums.

01:04:20.700 That's all.

01:04:22.880 Right?

01:04:23.120 But I do

01:04:23.720 have a theory,

01:04:24.620 though.

01:04:26.300 I think

01:04:26.980 these Indians

01:04:28.720 just,

01:04:29.120 they misunderstood.

01:04:31.100 Right?

01:04:31.420 When they

01:04:31.740 moved there,

01:04:32.700 they thought

01:04:33.120 they were

01:04:33.380 moving to

01:04:34.120 Vagina,

01:04:35.100 Saskatchewan.

01:04:37.820 Vagina.

01:04:40.580 Turns out

01:04:41.260 it's

01:04:41.440 Regina.

01:04:42.540 So just a

01:04:43.140 small little

01:04:43.780 misunderstanding

01:04:44.600 in the pronunciation

01:04:45.860 of the city.

01:04:47.460 Turns out.

01:04:49.720 Gross.

01:04:50.240 Yeah,

01:04:50.720 that's

01:04:51.180 that's

01:04:52.480 basically

01:04:52.840 because

01:04:53.240 there was

01:04:53.780 a second.

01:04:54.320 So there

01:04:54.600 was the

01:04:54.820 guy on

01:04:55.860 the produce

01:04:56.640 and there

01:04:57.540 was some

01:04:57.820 other dude

01:04:58.240 in like a

01:04:58.580 fucking

01:04:58.760 parking lot.

01:05:02.440 Both in

01:05:03.200 Regina.

01:05:05.180 Which,

01:05:05.940 which also

01:05:06.840 by the

01:05:07.180 videos

01:05:07.660 appears like

01:05:08.900 Regina has

01:05:09.620 moved

01:05:10.280 to India.

01:05:13.860 I feel

01:05:14.760 like every

01:05:15.340 major city

01:05:16.000 in this

01:05:16.400 country

01:05:16.840 is just

01:05:18.700 like

01:05:19.340 India

01:05:21.880 now.

01:05:23.500 And

01:05:23.840 as more

01:05:24.700 and more

01:05:24.980 time goes

01:05:25.640 on,

01:05:26.820 it's just

01:05:27.300 going to

01:05:27.640 get more

01:05:29.300 and more

01:05:29.740 like India

01:05:30.520 because

01:05:32.000 any time

01:05:34.040 anyone says

01:05:35.000 anything

01:05:36.060 about

01:05:37.040 anything

01:05:39.160 that has

01:05:39.680 to do

01:05:40.040 with

01:05:40.320 Indians,

01:05:41.980 Pakistanis,

01:05:42.800 Sikh,

01:05:43.340 Kalistanis,

01:05:44.300 any of

01:05:45.040 them,

01:05:46.100 automatically

01:05:46.920 hate

01:05:47.700 racism.

01:05:49.300 You can't

01:05:49.760 say that.

01:05:50.780 But even

01:05:51.080 if you

01:05:51.400 do,

01:05:53.100 there are

01:05:53.600 enough

01:05:53.900 people who

01:05:54.520 I feel

01:05:55.540 like are

01:05:55.860 now,

01:05:57.640 I feel

01:05:58.300 like more

01:05:58.680 and more

01:05:58.900 people every

01:05:59.480 single day

01:06:00.000 are not

01:06:01.580 necessarily

01:06:02.080 noticing,

01:06:03.300 but are,

01:06:05.080 you know,

01:06:05.940 like not

01:06:06.460 even like

01:06:07.140 the jeep

01:06:07.540 fatigue,

01:06:08.140 but I

01:06:08.380 legitimately

01:06:08.920 just feel

01:06:09.460 like there's

01:06:09.780 enough people

01:06:10.440 who are

01:06:10.800 just like,

01:06:12.720 you can't

01:06:13.380 not,

01:06:14.480 you can't

01:06:15.260 not see it

01:06:16.040 anymore because

01:06:17.720 it's,

01:06:18.440 you are the

01:06:19.740 minority

01:06:20.360 everywhere you

01:06:21.580 go if you're

01:06:22.280 white in this

01:06:23.160 country.

01:06:23.820 It doesn't,

01:06:24.420 I mean,

01:06:25.100 that's not an

01:06:27.000 exaggeration

01:06:27.900 anymore and

01:06:29.140 the people

01:06:29.920 who used

01:06:32.060 to,

01:06:32.580 you know,

01:06:34.060 say,

01:06:34.500 you know,

01:06:34.720 like that's

01:06:35.160 racist,

01:06:35.640 whatever,

01:06:36.560 before,

01:06:38.020 they don't

01:06:38.620 say that

01:06:39.240 anymore.

01:06:40.140 Like those

01:06:40.620 people have

01:06:41.180 now shut

01:06:41.700 the fuck

01:06:42.200 up because

01:06:42.860 you can't

01:06:43.920 really

01:06:44.500 dispute

01:06:45.500 the,

01:06:46.740 you know,

01:06:48.260 the,

01:06:48.580 the,

01:06:49.540 what we've

01:06:50.180 been saying

01:06:50.660 the entire

01:06:51.240 time that

01:06:51.840 we've been

01:06:52.220 taking over

01:06:52.760 that this

01:06:53.140 is a

01:06:53.380 replacement,

01:06:54.080 all of

01:06:54.360 that,

01:06:54.820 you can't

01:06:55.520 dispute

01:06:55.880 that anymore

01:06:56.440 and if

01:06:56.940 you do,

01:06:57.740 you sound

01:06:58.600 fucking

01:06:59.340 retarded

01:06:59.980 and people

01:07:01.080 are going

01:07:01.360 to tell

01:07:01.620 you that

01:07:02.060 because

01:07:02.520 really,

01:07:03.700 if you

01:07:04.080 want to

01:07:04.360 tell me

01:07:04.660 that that's

01:07:05.100 a lie,

01:07:05.660 then you're

01:07:06.420 actually

01:07:06.780 delusional

01:07:07.380 or blind,

01:07:08.540 one or

01:07:08.920 the other,

01:07:09.860 or both.

01:07:11.480 Bob's in

01:07:12.840 Regine?

01:07:13.120 Because you

01:07:13.400 can't deny

01:07:13.860 it at this

01:07:14.240 point.

01:07:14.660 Bob's in

01:07:15.100 Regine.

01:07:16.600 Yeah.

01:07:18.120 Bob's in

01:07:18.580 Regine.

01:07:19.880 That's what I

01:07:20.200 said.

01:07:20.440 You can't

01:07:20.840 deny it

01:07:21.200 now.

01:07:21.880 And I

01:07:22.100 think that

01:07:22.420 people,

01:07:22.820 like I'm

01:07:23.160 saying,

01:07:23.460 honestly,

01:07:23.900 so I've

01:07:24.760 got the,

01:07:25.060 I've got

01:07:25.640 the fucking

01:07:26.060 shut the

01:07:26.960 fuck up.

01:07:31.900 Oh,

01:07:32.360 yours is

01:07:32.680 behind.

01:07:33.220 So I've

01:07:33.500 got the

01:07:33.940 video.

01:07:34.260 It's loading

01:07:34.520 up right

01:07:34.840 now.

01:07:35.500 When I do

01:07:36.360 play it,

01:07:36.760 though,

01:07:37.540 focus,

01:07:39.420 focus on the

01:07:40.440 woman in the

01:07:40.980 very

01:07:41.280 forefront.

01:07:42.620 Okay.

01:07:43.600 Because I

01:07:44.100 swear the

01:07:44.920 look on her

01:07:45.500 face is like,

01:07:47.220 she's like,

01:07:47.800 oh, for

01:07:48.080 fuck's sakes,

01:07:48.760 kind of thing.

01:07:49.880 Right?

01:07:51.000 Oh, what?

01:07:51.440 That's not

01:07:51.940 where I wanted

01:07:52.320 to go.

01:07:52.960 Like, oh,

01:07:53.420 this again,

01:07:53.980 kind of thing?

01:07:55.220 Like, she

01:07:55.580 may be used

01:07:56.120 to it?

01:07:57.420 Well, it's

01:07:58.540 kind of like she

01:07:59.120 notices that

01:07:59.780 somebody's filming

01:08:00.480 and then it's

01:08:01.140 kind of like that

01:08:01.680 thought, like,

01:08:02.260 oh, fuck.

01:08:03.900 Right.

01:08:04.480 You know how

01:08:05.060 they're going to

01:08:05.420 use this.

01:08:06.680 Yeah, so here

01:08:07.360 we go.

01:08:07.680 Well, yeah.

01:08:11.280 Yeah, right?

01:08:21.240 She's just

01:08:21.660 kind of, I

01:08:22.320 don't know, I'll

01:08:23.000 do it one more

01:08:23.520 time, but the

01:08:24.300 look on her

01:08:24.800 face is just

01:08:25.500 like, oh,

01:08:25.940 Yeah, but

01:08:37.100 again, if you

01:08:37.800 know you're

01:08:38.440 disgusting,

01:08:39.820 why deny it?

01:08:42.860 Like, that's

01:08:43.360 the thing.

01:08:44.420 Bob's in

01:08:44.920 Regina.

01:08:46.160 Let's go.

01:08:49.100 That's what it's

01:08:50.080 going to be from

01:08:50.580 now on.

01:08:51.540 I'm going to

01:08:52.040 start messaging

01:08:52.580 women that way.

01:08:54.000 Send Bob's in

01:08:54.880 Regina.

01:08:55.220 Yeah, let's

01:08:56.120 go.

01:09:01.300 Just keep

01:09:01.900 me away from

01:09:02.360 all the major

01:09:02.820 cities.

01:09:04.040 Tell you what.

01:09:05.060 Yeah, pretty

01:09:05.660 much, actually.

01:09:07.100 Although it's

01:09:08.060 kind of starting

01:09:08.860 to get out

01:09:09.580 because, I mean,

01:09:09.980 I wouldn't

01:09:10.600 exactly consider

01:09:11.420 where I am

01:09:12.020 necessarily a

01:09:12.720 big city, but

01:09:13.340 we are fucking

01:09:13.900 overrun.

01:09:14.560 Stay out of

01:09:14.980 anywhere with a

01:09:15.520 college.

01:09:16.880 That's for

01:09:17.240 fucking sure.

01:09:18.380 Yeah, anywhere

01:09:18.900 that's got a

01:09:19.540 post-secondary

01:09:20.240 institution for

01:09:21.260 sure.

01:09:22.340 Yeah, you don't

01:09:22.740 want to get

01:09:23.500 there.

01:09:23.740 And actually,

01:09:24.160 yes.

01:09:25.220 I did share

01:09:26.540 it on

01:09:26.900 Twitter a

01:09:27.680 while, but

01:09:28.240 a couple

01:09:28.640 days ago, I

01:09:29.880 think it

01:09:30.200 was, but

01:09:30.640 there was

01:09:30.960 some sort

01:09:32.620 of poll

01:09:32.940 done.

01:09:33.860 80% of

01:09:36.360 new Canadians

01:09:37.260 say that we

01:09:40.000 let in too

01:09:40.660 many new

01:09:41.820 Canadians.

01:09:43.000 Yeah.

01:09:43.880 So even

01:09:44.760 the immigrants

01:09:45.380 are tired of

01:09:46.140 the immigrants.

01:09:47.200 Yeah.

01:09:47.440 Well, because

01:09:49.620 they want it

01:09:50.200 all for

01:09:50.520 themselves and

01:09:51.180 there's too

01:09:51.520 many of

01:09:51.900 them here

01:09:52.200 now, right?

01:09:53.220 Yeah, right.

01:09:54.400 So we

01:09:54.760 all have to

01:09:55.200 wait for

01:09:55.760 it.

01:09:58.400 So.

01:10:00.520 Excuse me.

01:10:02.660 Curry potato and

01:10:03.500 carrot soup to

01:10:04.200 go with my

01:10:04.700 chai.

01:10:05.280 Oh, that

01:10:06.680 sounds delicious.

01:10:09.180 It does.

01:10:10.300 Not really,

01:10:11.120 though.

01:10:11.260 I got

01:10:12.920 another

01:10:13.240 juicer.

01:10:14.360 Like, why

01:10:14.920 would anybody

01:10:15.320 have carrot

01:10:15.920 soup?

01:10:16.300 What is the

01:10:16.720 point of

01:10:17.040 carrot soup?

01:10:17.840 It's really

01:10:18.320 good for you

01:10:18.880 and it's

01:10:19.360 delicious.

01:10:20.060 So that's

01:10:20.300 what I was

01:10:20.520 just going

01:10:20.820 to say.

01:10:21.200 I got

01:10:21.500 another

01:10:21.740 juicer to

01:10:22.260 make carrot

01:10:22.740 juice.

01:10:23.280 I got

01:10:23.460 carrot and

01:10:23.900 ginger to

01:10:24.260 make carrot

01:10:24.640 juice tonight.

01:10:26.760 Let's see

01:10:27.500 here.

01:10:29.080 Chingadero's

01:10:29.760 says, my

01:10:30.140 hometown of

01:10:30.700 under 10,000

01:10:31.540 people ran a

01:10:32.240 survey for the

01:10:32.840 citizens if

01:10:33.500 they'd like to

01:10:34.160 push for city

01:10:35.100 status.

01:10:35.740 70% responded.

01:10:36.900 No.

01:10:37.760 The rest of

01:10:38.220 either uncertain.

01:10:39.080 Yeah, okay.

01:10:39.600 Well, you

01:10:41.900 definitely don't

01:10:42.460 want to attract

01:10:43.500 more people,

01:10:44.080 I can tell you

01:10:44.480 that, because

01:10:44.840 the only ones

01:10:45.220 that are coming.

01:10:46.620 And God

01:10:47.760 forbid we

01:10:48.660 get any of

01:10:49.040 these fucking

01:10:49.520 people out of

01:10:50.160 Syria.

01:10:51.080 You see the

01:10:51.500 shit going

01:10:51.900 down there?

01:10:53.580 It's a

01:10:53.940 massacre in

01:10:55.060 Syria.

01:10:55.800 It's a big

01:10:56.100 fucking massacre

01:10:56.820 happening.

01:10:58.500 They're like

01:10:58.800 loading trucks

01:10:59.520 up full of

01:11:00.220 fucking dead

01:11:00.880 Christians.

01:11:03.480 Oh.

01:11:04.800 Another

01:11:05.240 Christian

01:11:05.740 genocide?

01:11:06.700 No way.

01:11:07.440 Yeah, basically.

01:11:08.360 And then there

01:11:08.660 was, uh,

01:11:09.280 there's some

01:11:09.820 other type of

01:11:10.500 fucking people

01:11:11.060 too.

01:11:11.460 What, uh,

01:11:12.300 what are they?

01:11:13.200 Hold on.

01:11:14.120 I shared it

01:11:14.740 because it was

01:11:15.120 actually, it was

01:11:15.560 actually really

01:11:16.140 fucking disturbing,

01:11:17.320 uh, to be

01:11:18.580 perfectly honest.

01:11:19.780 What?

01:11:21.100 Um, give me

01:11:21.840 a fucking second

01:11:22.560 here.

01:11:23.260 Let's find out

01:11:23.760 what the fuck

01:11:24.160 they call these

01:11:24.680 people.

01:11:26.400 Um, da, da, da,

01:11:27.460 da, da, da,

01:11:28.160 there's that one.

01:11:29.820 But, so there

01:11:31.060 it is, uh, an,

01:11:32.500 what is an

01:11:33.320 Alawite?

01:11:34.400 That's what it is.

01:11:35.280 But it says an

01:11:35.880 Alawite girl

01:11:36.640 witnessing her

01:11:37.280 family getting

01:11:37.860 massacred by

01:11:38.660 Syrian HTS

01:11:40.000 SNA terrorists.

01:11:41.780 Uh, they then

01:11:42.720 beat and kicked

01:11:43.520 her repeatedly.

01:11:44.440 Her whereabouts

01:11:45.000 and condition

01:11:45.560 are still unknown.

01:11:46.380 So it's basically

01:11:46.960 like, she looks

01:11:48.360 like she's probably

01:11:49.040 about nine years

01:11:49.820 old.

01:11:51.960 And these guys

01:11:53.300 are just like

01:11:53.800 fucking kicking

01:11:54.460 her and punching

01:11:55.300 her and God

01:11:57.440 knows what's gone

01:11:59.600 on after that.

01:12:00.420 But.

01:12:01.380 Jesus.

01:12:01.860 yeah, there's

01:12:10.880 a lot to

01:12:12.140 unpack when

01:12:13.020 it comes to

01:12:13.740 the, um,

01:12:15.540 the religious

01:12:17.140 war over

01:12:19.000 there between

01:12:19.560 the Christians

01:12:20.120 and the Muslims.

01:12:21.640 Um, yeah,

01:12:25.120 you know, it

01:12:27.280 doesn't matter

01:12:27.800 where you look

01:12:28.680 at this point,

01:12:29.740 um, people

01:12:31.600 are dying

01:12:32.280 like everywhere,

01:12:33.300 but everybody's

01:12:35.020 killing each

01:12:35.600 other.

01:12:36.000 Mostly the

01:12:37.060 Jews are, are

01:12:38.720 behind all of

01:12:39.700 the killing of

01:12:40.280 everyone.

01:12:41.800 Um, but like

01:12:43.520 even here, like

01:12:44.640 instead of,

01:12:46.460 instead of giving

01:12:48.420 people, well,

01:12:49.500 they've given all

01:12:50.240 the immigrants

01:12:50.800 guns and everybody

01:12:52.160 out and taking

01:12:53.060 away our guns,

01:12:55.020 quote unquote.

01:12:56.000 Um, but here

01:12:57.760 they're just

01:12:58.120 using made like

01:12:59.220 they're, they're

01:12:59.740 trying to still

01:13:00.480 be a little bit

01:13:01.060 more civilized in

01:13:02.200 Canada where

01:13:03.860 they're not like,

01:13:04.760 we'll just like,

01:13:05.620 you know, let

01:13:06.860 all the, all

01:13:07.920 the, the, the

01:13:10.500 Muslims kill the

01:13:11.320 Christians and,

01:13:12.640 you know, all of

01:13:13.300 that fun shit.

01:13:15.080 We're just gonna,

01:13:16.340 we're gonna let

01:13:17.300 the government do

01:13:17.900 it.

01:13:18.060 We're gonna make

01:13:18.580 our, our, our

01:13:19.980 citizens super

01:13:20.840 duper sick from

01:13:21.840 all the shit that

01:13:22.720 we put on their

01:13:23.340 food and all the

01:13:24.400 shit we put in

01:13:25.000 their air and

01:13:25.580 their water and

01:13:26.780 everything else

01:13:27.780 and their vaccines.

01:13:30.860 And then we're

01:13:31.500 gonna, instead of

01:13:32.460 giving them healthcare

01:13:33.240 because we can't

01:13:34.080 give them healthcare,

01:13:34.880 that's too easy.

01:13:35.860 We're just gonna

01:13:36.400 kill them.

01:13:37.280 So we're just

01:13:38.000 gonna offer them

01:13:38.880 made because it,

01:13:40.660 it, it's a, it's

01:13:41.820 a more civilized

01:13:42.820 solution.

01:13:43.360 It saves money.

01:13:43.900 It saves money.

01:13:45.000 It does save money.

01:13:46.200 But if you think

01:13:46.880 about it, the same

01:13:48.160 people who said

01:13:49.460 they wore their

01:13:50.200 masks for

01:13:51.540 everybody else's

01:13:52.800 safety are the

01:13:53.800 same people that

01:13:54.820 would take made

01:13:55.860 so that everybody

01:13:57.140 else can get

01:13:57.940 healthcare.

01:13:59.360 So often, like,

01:14:01.380 that's my point.

01:14:02.260 The same people

01:14:03.320 that have that

01:14:04.040 coward, weak

01:14:05.040 mentality who

01:14:06.040 were like, ooh,

01:14:07.020 I'm gonna get the

01:14:08.040 jab for everybody

01:14:08.940 else and I'm

01:14:09.860 wearing a mask

01:14:10.640 because it keeps

01:14:11.660 everyone else safe

01:14:12.720 and I wear a

01:14:14.060 condom when I

01:14:15.280 fist fuck myself

01:14:16.600 because it keeps

01:14:17.680 everyone else safe

01:14:18.820 and I definitely

01:14:19.800 wear five seat

01:14:20.720 belts when I go

01:14:21.600 out with my five

01:14:22.400 masks on and my

01:14:23.480 purple hair and

01:14:24.140 everything like

01:14:24.700 that.

01:14:25.800 Now we want to

01:14:27.020 use Maid to save

01:14:27.660 money, though.

01:14:28.580 But that's what

01:14:29.140 I'm saying.

01:14:30.160 And these people

01:14:30.900 will virtue signal

01:14:32.340 the whole way to

01:14:33.340 their fucking

01:14:33.860 Maid appointment

01:14:34.640 and virtue signal

01:14:36.080 right to the

01:14:36.700 fucking end.

01:14:37.720 We've got to

01:14:38.120 save $136.8

01:14:39.960 million and we

01:14:41.280 can do that with

01:14:42.900 Maid.

01:14:44.800 Billion dollars

01:14:45.800 in healthcare.

01:14:47.140 Sign up.

01:14:47.800 sign up, help

01:14:49.760 the country, save

01:14:51.040 some money.

01:14:52.340 Wait, wait for

01:14:53.740 it, though.

01:14:54.280 Let me guess.

01:14:54.880 Is that a CBC or

01:14:55.940 a National Post

01:14:56.880 article?

01:14:57.880 How'd you guess?

01:14:59.260 Exactly, because

01:15:00.240 they literally try to

01:15:01.920 glamorize all of the

01:15:03.800 bullshit that they

01:15:04.860 literally fucking

01:15:05.820 force feed the

01:15:07.540 fucking liberal

01:15:08.600 cunts that fucking

01:15:10.380 read all of their

01:15:11.580 bullshit.

01:15:12.460 And I bet you

01:15:12.900 Gilmore's gonna pick

01:15:13.780 this bullshit up,

01:15:14.580 too, and be like,

01:15:15.180 actually, I saw

01:15:17.280 she's supposed to

01:15:18.600 be speaking at

01:15:19.200 some sort of

01:15:19.640 United Nations

01:15:20.340 function?

01:15:21.100 What the fuck?

01:15:21.720 Oh, again, if

01:15:23.600 Rachel Gilmore is

01:15:25.140 speaking at a

01:15:25.760 United Nations

01:15:26.780 conference, it

01:15:27.540 once again just

01:15:28.260 goes to prove how

01:15:29.200 illegitimate that

01:15:31.060 fucking organization

01:15:32.140 is.

01:15:33.160 We are doing

01:15:34.140 real good here,

01:15:34.900 folks.

01:15:35.520 Fucking dumb.

01:15:36.600 We are doing

01:15:37.000 real good.

01:15:37.460 Holy shit

01:15:38.180 snap.

01:15:39.980 Jesus Christ.

01:15:40.880 But legitimately,

01:15:41.760 guys, like, if

01:15:42.440 honestly, the

01:15:43.560 amount of people

01:15:44.580 who are going

01:15:45.200 to read that

01:15:45.900 article and

01:15:46.500 go, oh, what

01:15:48.440 a great idea.

01:15:50.660 Rather than

01:15:51.680 give these

01:15:52.440 people some

01:15:53.480 health care,

01:15:54.480 they don't need

01:15:55.240 palliative care.

01:15:56.380 It's okay.

01:15:57.240 We don't need to

01:15:57.940 make people

01:15:58.640 better.

01:16:00.140 I am gonna do

01:16:00.980 the right thing

01:16:01.980 and I am gonna

01:16:02.820 just go and

01:16:03.680 take that

01:16:04.340 maid.

01:16:05.200 You know

01:16:05.620 what, George?

01:16:06.700 I am gonna

01:16:07.380 go ahead and

01:16:08.040 just sign that

01:16:08.920 paperwork and it's

01:16:09.920 the right thing

01:16:10.580 to do for the

01:16:11.280 grandchildren.

01:16:11.960 Oh, sorry.

01:16:14.520 Wait, I have

01:16:15.020 to put my

01:16:15.400 mask on before

01:16:16.040 I say that

01:16:16.580 though.

01:16:16.980 Oh, because

01:16:19.880 that's how

01:16:20.640 they're gonna be

01:16:21.140 saying it.

01:16:21.560 But maid is

01:16:21.580 health care.

01:16:21.900 No, they

01:16:22.360 put my

01:16:22.780 mask on

01:16:23.460 while they

01:16:23.860 say that.

01:16:25.320 Right, but

01:16:25.640 maid is

01:16:26.040 health care.

01:16:27.480 Right?

01:16:28.440 In this

01:16:28.900 country, it

01:16:29.460 is.

01:16:29.800 Kill

01:16:29.920 yourself.

01:16:30.680 Absolutely.

01:16:31.080 Health care.

01:16:32.280 Absolutely.

01:16:32.900 Kill

01:16:33.080 yourself equals

01:16:34.080 health care.

01:16:35.260 I mean, I

01:16:35.820 could probably

01:16:36.620 make up a

01:16:37.340 list of

01:16:37.740 people that

01:16:38.440 maybe should

01:16:40.280 go, right?

01:16:44.760 But hey,

01:16:45.720 you're from

01:16:47.560 another country

01:16:48.440 and your

01:16:48.920 last name

01:16:49.660 is Singh

01:16:50.240 or your

01:16:50.640 first name

01:16:51.340 is Muhammad

01:16:52.080 and you

01:16:53.180 drive a

01:16:53.880 fucking

01:16:54.280 18-wheeler

01:16:55.240 plow through

01:16:56.340 as many

01:16:56.840 fucking kids

01:16:57.520 as you want

01:16:58.000 and kill

01:16:58.340 everybody.

01:16:58.620 That's also

01:16:58.880 health care.

01:16:59.800 But that's

01:17:00.360 okay.

01:17:01.180 That's also

01:17:01.640 health care.

01:17:02.220 It's an

01:17:02.380 extension of

01:17:02.920 the maid

01:17:03.180 program.

01:17:04.020 We want

01:17:04.460 to make

01:17:04.760 sure that

01:17:05.340 you feel

01:17:05.880 comfortable

01:17:06.400 here and

01:17:07.380 you feel

01:17:07.920 like you

01:17:08.420 can make

01:17:08.880 a living

01:17:10.740 to support

01:17:11.520 your family

01:17:12.300 that's here.

01:17:13.380 So fast

01:17:14.000 track that

01:17:14.600 driver's license

01:17:15.420 and get

01:17:15.800 behind the

01:17:16.300 wheel of

01:17:16.600 that car.

01:17:17.460 We don't

01:17:17.900 care that

01:17:18.420 you don't

01:17:18.900 understand the

01:17:19.560 language and

01:17:20.020 we certainly

01:17:20.480 don't care that

01:17:21.120 you've got a

01:17:21.700 drinking and

01:17:22.180 a drug problem.

01:17:23.480 Carry on.

01:17:24.080 We're going to

01:17:24.440 pay you too.

01:17:25.540 A whole bunch

01:17:26.200 of money.

01:17:27.260 And when you

01:17:28.440 kill somebody,

01:17:29.240 we're going to

01:17:29.700 give your

01:17:29.980 driver's license

01:17:30.660 back a couple

01:17:31.280 days later.

01:17:32.360 If you're

01:17:33.000 lucky, you'll

01:17:33.540 lose it for

01:17:34.000 a couple of

01:17:34.460 days.

01:17:35.100 More than

01:17:35.380 likely, though,

01:17:35.980 you're only

01:17:36.480 going to lose

01:17:37.000 it for

01:17:37.420 probably six

01:17:38.880 to twelve

01:17:39.300 hours and

01:17:40.320 then you'll

01:17:40.580 be back on

01:17:41.020 the road

01:17:41.240 again.

01:17:43.240 Congratulations.

01:17:44.380 Welcome to

01:17:44.980 Canada.

01:17:47.000 Durka Durka

01:17:47.580 Bahamud

01:17:48.080 Jihad.

01:17:49.140 Something like

01:17:49.580 that.

01:17:51.160 Fuck, I hate

01:17:52.080 this country.

01:17:53.360 Let's see, is this

01:17:53.920 going to load up?

01:17:54.520 It's getting

01:17:56.500 there for sure.

01:17:57.820 It's become

01:17:58.620 such...

01:17:59.900 And to see

01:18:01.080 where it's

01:18:01.560 gone from

01:18:02.480 when we were

01:18:05.400 young till

01:18:06.020 now, it's

01:18:07.420 fucked up.

01:18:09.220 I get that

01:18:10.080 this has

01:18:10.460 all started

01:18:11.200 in the 60s,

01:18:12.140 but it's

01:18:12.460 been

01:18:13.320 accelerated in

01:18:14.640 the last

01:18:15.180 20 years

01:18:16.160 pretty hardcore.

01:18:16.680 Absolutely.

01:18:17.720 Yeah.

01:18:18.520 And the

01:18:19.060 people who

01:18:19.600 were like...

01:18:20.200 I saw it.

01:18:23.040 The people who

01:18:23.900 were still

01:18:24.360 delusional about

01:18:25.140 it, that's the

01:18:25.660 thing, that's

01:18:26.160 what I don't

01:18:26.640 understand.

01:18:29.240 How can you

01:18:30.020 be?

01:18:30.340 Well, I saw

01:18:30.720 Jeremy had

01:18:31.240 tweeted out

01:18:32.620 congratulating

01:18:33.320 Kearney on

01:18:33.960 taking over the

01:18:35.400 blockbuster video

01:18:36.540 of countries.

01:18:38.420 And I was like,

01:18:39.420 well, hopefully

01:18:39.940 he'd, I really

01:18:41.000 wish he'd be

01:18:41.560 kind and rewind

01:18:42.600 till, you know,

01:18:43.760 before we

01:18:44.380 killed this

01:18:44.820 nation's

01:18:45.220 identity.

01:18:45.960 That'd be

01:18:46.180 nice.

01:18:47.580 I don't think

01:18:48.280 that's going to

01:18:49.180 happen, but

01:18:49.760 it is what it

01:18:52.080 is.

01:18:52.640 I know, actually,

01:18:53.400 they had

01:18:53.640 fucking

01:18:53.980 Kretchen was

01:18:55.180 standing up

01:18:55.700 there bragging

01:18:56.380 about how the

01:18:56.980 liberals had

01:18:57.520 changed the

01:18:58.020 flag.

01:18:58.540 I was like,

01:18:58.820 you faggot.

01:19:00.520 Somebody, somebody

01:19:01.280 ought to give him

01:19:01.880 a shawinigan

01:19:02.440 handshake.

01:19:03.780 Yeah.

01:19:05.600 A good old

01:19:06.400 fashioned

01:19:06.780 flag.

01:19:07.180 He's

01:19:07.480 co-sadooch

01:19:08.460 is what he

01:19:08.960 fucking needs.

01:19:09.780 Fucking let's

01:19:10.540 go, right?

01:19:11.640 Right.

01:19:11.940 He's just

01:19:13.740 insane.

01:19:15.140 He's

01:19:15.440 idiot.

01:19:17.960 Something like

01:19:18.620 that.

01:19:18.740 Yeah.

01:19:20.220 There's a lot

01:19:20.920 of them.

01:19:23.740 Yeah.

01:19:24.500 It's too much

01:19:25.140 at this point.

01:19:26.760 Of course, of

01:19:27.260 course, it's

01:19:27.600 finally loaded

01:19:28.340 now.

01:19:28.700 You kept

01:19:28.900 talking about

01:19:29.460 Jeets and

01:19:29.900 they're driving,

01:19:30.560 but there's

01:19:31.900 my, my video

01:19:33.040 made mostly

01:19:33.800 from just

01:19:34.700 Snapchats.

01:19:35.560 They have

01:19:36.380 taken the

01:19:37.420 hearts and

01:19:38.300 minds of

01:19:39.320 our leaders.

01:19:39.960 What binds

01:19:41.740 us together

01:19:42.500 is the

01:19:43.700 Canadian

01:19:44.140 promise

01:19:44.680 that anyone

01:19:45.760 from anywhere

01:19:46.720 can do

01:19:47.280 anything.

01:19:48.180 Wake up.

01:19:49.200 They're all

01:19:49.600 about you.

01:19:50.300 All around

01:19:50.880 you.

01:19:51.160 Give me the pink

01:19:52.980 oh my god

01:20:01.960 oh

01:20:21.160 Hi buddy.

01:20:39.840 Hey buddy!

01:20:41.840 And when you need to control it, that's life.

01:20:46.840 And I'm going to study 3 days...

01:21:09.840 That is the movie.

01:21:13.840 That's a good video.

01:21:15.840 Actually, fun fact about that movie...

01:21:17.840 Roddy Roddy Piper got fired from the WWF for doing that movie.

01:21:23.840 Really?

01:21:24.840 Yes.

01:21:25.840 Vince McMahon did not want him to do that movie,

01:21:28.840 and told him that if he turned down that role,

01:21:30.840 that he would get him in a different movie four weeks later.

01:21:33.840 Roddy Roddy Piper said,

01:21:35.840 I would shove it up your fucking ass,

01:21:37.840 and went and did the movie.

01:21:39.840 Anyway, just a fun fact for you.

01:21:41.840 Fun fact.

01:21:43.840 Yeah, right?

01:21:44.840 I like fun facts.

01:21:45.840 They're good.

01:21:47.840 I like the facts.

01:21:49.840 Yeah, right?

01:21:50.840 Anyway.

01:21:52.840 One of the reasons why they have a significant amount of traffic accidents

01:21:59.840 is because they are so distracted.

01:22:01.840 I've never seen...

01:22:02.840 I spent a lot of time on trucks on the 400 degrees highways, as you know.

01:22:06.840 Legitimately, if anybody has Snapchat,

01:22:08.840 get the fuck on your Snapchat and go to the map.

01:22:11.840 Right?

01:22:12.840 And it's all these.

01:22:14.840 And when you focus in on...

01:22:16.840 Because it'll show you the areas where they're active or whatever.

01:22:18.840 You're just driving on Snapchat.

01:22:20.840 I feel like it's like fucking Tinder.

01:22:22.840 There's four types of Indian tweets or Indian Snapchats.

01:22:26.840 Okay?

01:22:27.840 Four types.

01:22:28.840 I've figured this out.

01:22:29.840 This is not working.

01:22:30.840 It's not working.

01:22:31.840 Their food.

01:22:32.840 Yeah.

01:22:33.840 Right?

01:22:34.840 They'll Snapchat their food.

01:22:35.840 Gross.

01:22:36.840 They'll Snapchat what they're watching on television.

01:22:39.840 And usually it's a Bollywood movie or cricket.

01:22:42.840 And then they will also...

01:22:45.840 They'll also Snapchat sometimes when they go to their little fucking community senators

01:22:50.840 to do whatever fucking bullshit they do.

01:22:53.840 And the number one Indian Snapchat is them basically recording all of their driving offenses.

01:23:00.840 Yeah.

01:23:01.840 There was one at one point in time I saw Buddy had a fucking tall boy in his hand.

01:23:06.840 He's just slamming back as he's fucking cruising down the road.

01:23:09.840 You've got...

01:23:10.840 Like, they're always constantly in the driver's seat driving while...

01:23:14.840 Like, I...

01:23:15.840 And I don't understand, like, what the fuck is the point of Snapchatting your drive?

01:23:20.840 Yeah.

01:23:21.840 It makes no sense to me.

01:23:23.840 Same with Snapchatting your Bollywood bullshit.

01:23:26.840 And for some reason, it's also only the Indians that use this.

01:23:31.840 Yeah.

01:23:32.840 And they're always talking to somebody in India.

01:23:34.840 It's fucking ridiculous.

01:23:36.840 Always.

01:23:37.840 They're always on the phone.

01:23:39.840 On FaceTime or whatever.

01:23:41.840 Like, some type of video chat with somebody in India somewhere.

01:23:45.840 Like, always.

01:23:46.840 It's insane to me.

01:23:48.840 Oh, they just need to go away.

01:23:50.840 That's what they need.

01:23:51.840 They have to go back.

01:23:52.840 Yeah, right?

01:23:53.840 Like, they have to go back.

01:23:55.840 I am in for that.

01:23:56.840 All right.

01:23:57.840 I'm gonna...

01:23:58.840 I'm gonna play my new song, because I've gotta go and release some of this coffee here.

01:24:04.840 So, we're gonna have a little...

01:24:05.840 I need another beverage, so you can...

01:24:07.840 Little four-minute break.

01:24:08.840 And here is...

01:24:10.840 I mean, some of you have seen it already, but I don't...

01:24:12.840 You will be back.

01:24:13.840 Yeah.

01:24:14.840 Here's Johnny Rotten and the Camel Toe.

01:24:21.840 Johnny Rotten was a horny toad, a redneck through and through.

01:24:26.840 Drinking whiskey, chasing tail, nothing better to do.

01:24:30.840 Then one night at the dive bar, he saw a strut man.

01:24:34.840 Tied his jeans in three damn states.

01:24:37.840 Lord, where'd that scene begin?

01:24:39.840 Camel Toe, Camel Toe, you're ripping me apart.

01:24:43.840 Tiny's got a stiff one brewing right here in his heart.

01:24:48.840 It's a filthy little miracle, a crotch that steals the show.

01:24:52.840 Johnny's drooling buckets for that Camel Toe.

01:24:55.840 Camel Toe.

01:24:56.840 Whoa!

01:24:57.840 Whoa!

01:25:01.840 She leaned across the pool table, sticking hand-ass high.

01:25:05.840 That denim wedgie split the scene, Johnny damn near cried.

01:25:09.840 She said, darling, that's a pussy print.

01:25:12.840 It's calling out my name.

01:25:14.840 She smirked and said, keep dreaming, perv.

01:25:17.840 This ain't your game.

01:25:19.840 Camel Toe, Camel Toe.

01:25:21.840 You're ripping me apart.

01:25:23.840 Johnny's got a stiff one brewing right here in his heart.

01:25:27.840 It's a filthy little miracle, a crotch that steals the show.

01:25:32.840 Johnny's drooling buckets for that Camel Toe.

01:25:35.840 Whoa!

01:25:36.840 Whoa!

01:25:37.840 Whoa!

01:25:38.840 Whoa!

01:25:39.840 Whoa!

01:25:40.840 Whoa!

01:25:41.840 Whoa!

01:25:42.840 Whoa!

01:25:43.840 Whoa!

01:25:44.840 Whoa!

01:25:45.840 Whoa!

01:25:46.840 She leaned across the pool table, sticking hand-ass high.

01:25:50.840 That denim wedgie split the scene, Johnny damn near cried.

01:25:54.840 He said, darling, that's a pussy print.

01:25:57.840 It's calling out my name.

01:25:59.840 She smirked and said, keep dreaming, perv.

01:26:01.840 This ain't your game.

01:26:03.840 Whoa!

01:26:04.840 Whoa!

01:26:05.840 Whoa!

01:26:06.840 Oh, it's all that Johnny's fucked.

01:26:08.840 He's lost his damn mind.

01:26:10.840 Worshipping a coos outline, like it's one of a kind.

01:26:14.840 But Johnny didn't give a shit.

01:26:17.840 He pitched a ten stake.

01:26:19.840 He jacked off to that Camel Toe till his dying day.

01:26:23.840 Camel Toe, Camel Toe, you're ripping me apart.

01:26:27.840 Johnny's got a stiff one brewing right here in his heart.

01:26:32.840 It's a filthy little miracle, a crotch that steals the show.

01:26:36.840 Johnny's drooling, but it's for that Camel Toe.

01:26:40.840 Whoa!

01:26:41.840 So raise a glass to Johnny Rothen, king of smugly sin.

01:26:45.840 A man who found his holy grail where the kings came in.

01:26:50.840 He'll howl it from the rooftops, cocked, proud, loud and slow.

01:26:55.840 Long live the nasty glory of the Camel Toe.

01:26:59.840 Whoa!

01:27:00.840 Whoa!

01:27:02.840 Whoa!

01:27:03.840 Whoa!

01:27:12.840 So raise a glass to Johnny Rothen, king of smugly sin.

01:27:16.840 A man who found his holy grail where the kings cave in.

01:27:20.840 He'll howl it from the rooftops, cocked, proud, loud and slow.

01:27:25.840 Long live the nasty glory of the Camel Toe.

01:27:30.840 Whoa!

01:27:32.840 Whoa!

01:27:34.840 Whoa!

01:27:35.840 Whoa!

01:27:36.840 Whoa!

01:27:37.840 Whoa!

01:27:38.840 Whoa!

01:27:39.840 Whoa!

01:27:40.840 Camel Toe, Camel Toe, you're ripping me apart.

01:27:44.840 Johnny's got a stiff one brewing right here in his heart.

01:27:51.840 It's a filthy little miracle, a crotch that steals the show.

01:27:56.840 Johnny's drooling buckets for that Camel Toe.

01:27:59.840 Whoa!

01:28:00.840 Whoa!

01:28:01.840 Whoa!

01:28:02.840 Whoa!

01:28:03.840 Whoa!

01:28:04.840 Whoa!

01:28:06.840 Whoa!

01:28:07.840 Whoa!

01:28:08.840 Whoa!

01:28:09.840 Whoa!

01:28:10.840 Whoa!

01:28:11.840 Whoa!

01:28:12.840 Whoa!

01:28:13.840 There you go.

01:28:18.840 There you go.

01:28:19.840 There you go.

01:28:20.840 There you go.

01:28:21.840 That's an early candidate for Song of the Summer.

01:28:23.840 I'm checking my DMs.

01:28:26.840 Don't.

01:28:27.840 I wouldn't do it.

01:28:28.840 It's a trap.

01:28:29.840 Clearly.

01:28:30.840 If Kaylee says it's gonna be good.

01:28:32.840 Yeah, right.

01:28:33.840 She always sends me good stuff.

01:28:35.840 Uh...

01:28:36.840 Oh my God!

01:28:37.840 Oh my God!

01:28:38.840 And Shan says, I sent a massive complaint to the LCBO Jeet Sarker.

01:28:44.840 I see what you did there.

01:28:46.840 Uh...

01:28:47.840 Oh my God!

01:28:48.840 It's car security.

01:28:49.840 Well, it's not like they're...

01:28:50.840 But here's the thing, right?

01:28:51.840 Like, it doesn't matter if they're FaceTiming while they're working.

01:28:53.840 Because it's not like a Jeet security guard is actually going to do anything to, you know,

01:28:57.840 keep the area secure.

01:28:58.840 How do I do this?

01:28:59.840 Um...

01:29:00.840 I mean, they might slap though.

01:29:01.840 Because there was that one video that we showed a couple weeks ago of that fucking

01:29:05.840 security guard just with a really...

01:29:08.840 really massive slap game.

01:29:11.840 I know the security guards around here, um...

01:29:15.840 They run away, actually.

01:29:18.840 There was a...

01:29:19.840 There was a news article that we had locally.

01:29:21.840 Let's see.

01:29:22.840 That the, uh, security guard was scared.

01:29:25.840 And, uh, was being chased by the suspect.

01:29:29.840 It's like, well, isn't that supposed to go the other way around?

01:29:33.840 Shouldn't you be chasing the suspect?

01:29:37.840 I mean, I'm sorry.

01:29:38.840 But if you have to turn...

01:29:39.840 If you have to turn tail and run away as a security guard,

01:29:42.840 you probably shouldn't fucking be a security guard.

01:29:44.840 That's just...

01:29:45.840 That's all I'm gonna say there.

01:29:46.840 So what do you got?

01:29:47.840 What...

01:29:48.840 What the fuck?

01:29:49.840 I don't know.

01:29:50.840 I don't know what I'm doing.

01:29:51.840 You know what I mean?

01:29:52.840 She was saying camel toe picks, didn't she?

01:29:54.840 I'm trying to upload it here.

01:29:58.840 Nope.

01:29:59.840 What are you doing?

01:30:00.840 Like, explain what you're doing, and then I could probably help.

01:30:03.840 Shut up.

01:30:04.840 You know?

01:30:05.840 Just...

01:30:06.840 You just shut up.

01:30:07.840 What about that?

01:30:08.840 I seen it.

01:30:09.840 What was it?

01:30:10.840 Seen it?

01:30:11.840 Oh, is it...

01:30:12.840 Is it the album art?

01:30:13.840 Is it the album art for the...

01:30:14.840 For the song?

01:30:15.840 Because that's pretty good, too.

01:30:16.840 Yeah, it's a different one, but...

01:30:18.840 I don't know why I won't put it in here.

01:30:20.840 What do you mean?

01:30:21.840 If I do...

01:30:23.840 You go to media, and I...

01:30:24.840 Like, what is it?

01:30:25.840 A picture?

01:30:26.840 Like, what are you trying to do?

01:30:27.840 I just want to show an image.

01:30:30.840 Use your words.

01:30:31.840 Okay, so then...

01:30:32.840 Touch your mouthful.

01:30:33.840 It's just...

01:30:34.840 I'm finding the new stuff.

01:30:35.840 Be quiet with your mouthful.

01:30:37.840 Does everybody see that?

01:30:38.840 Hey!

01:30:39.840 There we go.

01:30:40.840 That's funny.

01:30:41.840 Yep.

01:30:42.840 There we go.

01:30:44.840 I figured it out.

01:30:45.840 Everybody congratulate Sarah.

01:30:47.840 Right?

01:30:48.840 There's Johnny as a mini hot dog hooker.

01:30:50.840 Yeah, whatever.

01:30:53.840 I'd make a ton of money, too.

01:30:54.840 That's pretty great.

01:30:55.840 Look at that asshole...

01:30:56.840 Like, is that an asshole chin or a neck?

01:30:59.840 I feel like it's an asshole neck.

01:31:01.840 All right.

01:31:02.840 That looks...

01:31:03.840 It looks like fucking one of those things you get from when you smoke too much.

01:31:07.840 Oh, yeah.

01:31:08.840 The whole neck.

01:31:09.840 Yeah.

01:31:10.840 Yeah, right?

01:31:11.840 I think there's some really good ones here.

01:31:13.840 Yeah.

01:31:14.840 Kaylee is a...

01:31:15.840 Like...

01:31:16.840 Yeah.

01:31:17.840 It's pretty good.

01:31:18.840 I just don't know.

01:31:19.840 Oh, shit!

01:31:20.840 That's what I forgot.

01:31:21.840 Did I ever actually fucking upload those?

01:31:24.840 What?

01:31:26.840 That's what I forgot I wanted to do today.

01:31:30.840 Oh.

01:31:31.840 Theory.

01:31:32.840 Nope.

01:31:35.840 Let me see here.

01:31:36.840 I'll see if I can...

01:31:37.840 You're what?

01:31:41.840 No.

01:31:42.840 Hang on.

01:31:43.840 They're not there.

01:31:44.840 They're not there.

01:31:45.840 Let me see.

01:31:46.840 You do whatever you're doing.

01:31:47.840 I'll figure it out.

01:31:48.840 I'll figure it out.

01:31:49.840 All right.

01:31:50.840 My computer.

01:31:51.840 I've got to get a couple pictures up here.

01:31:53.840 All right.

01:31:54.840 That's where I go on.

01:31:59.840 That's the problem when you just throw it together.

01:32:02.840 You end up overlooking some things, and you forget that you wanted to upload some stuff,

01:32:06.840 and then you didn't do it, and then you want to play it.

01:32:10.840 I don't know where anything is on my computer right now, because it's fucked, as we all know.

01:32:17.840 So we're not going to try and mess with it.

01:32:22.840 Okay.

01:32:23.840 Well, definitely don't want to see that anymore.

01:32:26.840 That's for fucking sure.

01:32:31.840 Okay.

01:32:32.840 It'll take a few minutes here.

01:32:33.840 I love that Kaylee sends me you as a hot dog.

01:32:37.840 As a tranny hot dog hooker, even better.

01:32:43.840 Upload.

01:32:45.840 I like that people have my back.

01:32:46.840 Shit.

01:32:48.840 And we all see you as a tranny hot dog hooker.

01:32:50.840 Oh, I don't want to do them one at a time.

01:32:55.840 Fuck.

01:32:56.840 Rainy hot dog hooker.

01:32:58.840 There's Johnny.

01:32:59.840 In case anybody forgot.

01:33:00.840 Just for a minute.

01:33:01.840 Hot dog hooker.

01:33:03.840 I'm just jealous.

01:33:04.840 Just jealous, because I'm all beef.

01:33:07.840 All beef.

01:33:10.840 Okay.

01:33:11.840 It's a good time.

01:33:12.840 We're almost there.

01:33:13.840 We're almost there.

01:33:14.840 Which one should I go with?

01:33:16.840 I specifically just don't go to any of the jeets.

01:33:20.840 If I go to a grocery store.

01:33:23.840 I try to avoid.

01:33:25.840 I won't go through the lineups if there's a jeet.

01:33:27.840 Like I won't go to the jeet teller.

01:33:30.840 Or whatever.

01:33:31.840 Catchier person.

01:33:33.840 Nope.

01:33:34.840 I don't even talk to them.

01:33:36.840 I won't look at them.

01:33:39.840 Nothing.

01:33:40.840 I had this discussion with somebody today.

01:33:42.840 Because I was like.

01:33:43.840 Why even acknowledge them?

01:33:45.840 Make them fucking uncomfortable.

01:33:47.840 Make them want to go home.

01:33:50.840 Fuck them.

01:33:51.840 You think I'm going to fucking be polite?

01:33:53.840 Get fucked.

01:33:55.840 Give a fuck.

01:33:57.840 You should feel fucking uncomfortable.

01:33:59.840 Get the fuck out of here.

01:34:03.840 I know I'm not a nice person to begin with.

01:34:05.840 So.

01:34:07.840 I hope they're fucking uncomfortable.

01:34:08.840 Every fucking one of them.

01:34:10.840 Fucking losers.

01:34:16.840 Okay.

01:34:17.840 Download that.

01:34:18.840 Fire.

01:34:21.840 Oh.

01:34:22.840 Try and get a job at like an immigration law office or something.

01:34:27.840 Make sure that none of them actually get you.

01:34:29.840 That'd be great.

01:34:30.840 I have thought about that.

01:34:32.840 Yeah.

01:34:33.840 Or like try and start your own service and then just constantly fuck it up.

01:34:37.840 That'd be amazing.

01:34:38.840 Yeah.

01:34:39.840 Just like to load all the paperwork wrong and be like.

01:34:41.840 So.

01:34:42.840 Here we go.

01:34:43.840 What happened?

01:34:44.840 You know?

01:34:45.840 Like legit.

01:34:46.840 Maybe that's what I should do.

01:34:47.840 Maybe I should work in immigration law.

01:34:49.840 That's a good idea.

01:34:52.840 Okay.

01:34:53.840 That would be great.

01:34:54.840 Actually.

01:34:55.840 I would love to do something like that.

01:34:57.840 Yeah.

01:34:58.840 Let me see.

01:34:59.840 Yeah.

01:35:00.840 I'm going to look at jobs and immigration and immigration law tonight.

01:35:02.840 Yeah.

01:35:04.840 Okay.

01:35:05.840 So.

01:35:06.840 Now that these are.

01:35:07.840 Now that these are loading up.

01:35:08.840 So anybody who's.

01:35:09.840 Uh.

01:35:10.840 Watch the old fucking house hippos there.

01:35:13.840 Right.

01:35:15.840 Rocky and the gang.

01:35:16.840 I got that.

01:35:17.840 That theory.

01:35:19.840 That Grant Bristow.

01:35:21.840 Is actually Donald Best.

01:35:24.840 Think it was Ironhorn?

01:35:25.840 And I figured it out.

01:35:28.840 It's a distraction technique.

01:35:30.840 Okay.

01:35:32.840 Because I have figured out.

01:35:36.840 That Rocky.

01:35:38.840 Okay.

01:35:39.840 This.

01:35:40.840 This thing right here.

01:35:41.840 No.

01:35:42.840 I know who Rocky.

01:35:43.840 Right.

01:35:44.840 I know who Rocky really is.

01:35:47.840 Okay.

01:35:48.840 And I have proven this.

01:35:49.840 Okay.

01:35:50.840 So I went to Grock.

01:35:53.840 Oh.

01:35:54.840 I went to Grock.

01:35:56.840 Yeah.

01:35:57.840 And I asked Grock.

01:35:58.840 Mm hmm.

01:35:59.840 To mix the features.

01:36:01.840 Of someone else.

01:36:03.840 With Rocky.

01:36:04.840 To see.

01:36:05.840 Oh lord.

01:36:06.840 If there's a difference.

01:36:07.840 Okay.

01:36:09.840 So that person.

01:36:10.840 That I asked.

01:36:12.840 To mix.

01:36:13.840 The features from.

01:36:17.840 Miss Piggy.

01:36:19.840 Okay.

01:36:20.840 Yeah.

01:36:21.840 So just a little comparison.

01:36:23.840 Well.

01:36:24.840 Just get it off the screen.

01:36:25.840 Okay.

01:36:26.840 Okay.

01:36:27.840 And this is what it came up with.

01:36:32.840 So.

01:36:34.840 I feel that that concludes.

01:36:36.840 The fact.

01:36:37.840 That Rocky is just a live action Miss Piggy.

01:36:44.840 Okay.

01:36:45.840 I don't disagree.

01:36:46.840 I don't disagree.

01:36:49.840 Case closed.

01:36:51.840 You can't even dispute those facts.

01:36:55.840 Right.

01:36:56.840 Oh.

01:36:57.840 Koala mama.

01:36:58.840 Don't insult Miss Piggy.

01:36:59.840 I was just thinking like.

01:37:00.840 Miss Piggy was actually like.

01:37:01.840 She was a good singer.

01:37:02.840 And stuff too.

01:37:03.840 I don't think that that house whore actually.

01:37:06.840 Has any.

01:37:07.840 I think she was a raper too.

01:37:08.840 She me too'd Kermit all the fucking time.

01:37:15.840 Well that's the point.

01:37:16.840 You can't unsee it.

01:37:17.840 No.

01:37:18.840 She's a live action Miss Piggy.

01:37:19.840 No.

01:37:20.840 That's exactly what that is.

01:37:21.840 Right?

01:37:22.840 Yeah.

01:37:24.840 I'm telling you why.

01:37:25.840 That's pretty gross.

01:37:26.840 A little bit.

01:37:27.840 Yeah.

01:37:28.840 She is disgusting.

01:37:29.840 But actually what's what's what's what's even grosser though is the fact that there was

01:37:33.840 a stream where she had to talk about you know having to put a Viagra in somebody's

01:37:37.840 beer and that just led me to believe.

01:37:39.840 Listen we already gave it 30 seconds.

01:37:40.840 If you think that I'm going to.

01:37:41.840 No I know.

01:37:42.840 I'm just I'm just saying though.

01:37:43.840 It just led me to.

01:37:44.840 Over it.

01:37:45.840 I'm not talking about it anymore.

01:37:46.840 I gave it 30 seconds of life and I'm not giving that fucking piece of garbage anymore

01:37:51.840 of my fucking time.

01:37:52.840 Absolutely not.

01:37:53.840 Move on to something else.

01:37:54.840 Oh my God.

01:37:55.840 I'll turn my fucking camera off if you think I'm going to talk about that.

01:37:58.840 Oh my God.

01:37:59.840 I'm going to talk about that for any longer.

01:38:00.840 Here I'll give you a roll up the rimmed prize then.

01:38:02.840 How about that?

01:38:03.840 Perfect.

01:38:04.840 Bloody fuck you bloody.

01:38:05.840 Bloody fuck you bloody.

01:38:06.840 All right.

01:38:07.840 Give your balls a tug you tit fucker.

01:38:08.840 Something to that effect.

01:38:09.840 Yes.

01:38:11.840 What are you doing over there behind the curtain.

01:38:14.840 You know talking the Wizard of Oz over here.

01:38:16.840 Oh yeah.

01:38:17.840 Messing with my lighting.

01:38:19.840 You got one of the monkeys right here.

01:38:21.840 Yeah.

01:38:22.840 He wants some sweet chin music is what he wants.

01:38:24.840 You don't tell me no.

01:38:25.840 You're not allowed to tell me no.

01:38:27.840 The government said so.

01:38:28.840 Is there a child back there?

01:38:30.840 There is.

01:38:31.840 He's screwing around in the curtains.

01:38:33.840 All right.

01:38:34.840 That's what's happening.

01:38:36.840 Bring him over here.

01:38:37.840 No he's not allowed.

01:38:39.840 Can't be on this show.

01:38:40.840 He doesn't want to.

01:38:41.840 He does not want to be associated with us.

01:38:44.840 I don't blame him for that.

01:38:47.840 I feel like most people.

01:38:48.840 I don't think I do either but.

01:38:49.840 Yeah.

01:38:50.840 Most people don't want to be associated with us I feel like.

01:38:53.840 You know what though.

01:38:54.840 Just for the record.

01:38:55.840 I am totally fine with that.

01:38:57.840 Yeah.

01:38:58.840 Okay.

01:38:59.840 Sure.

01:39:00.840 Sure.

01:39:01.840 My cup with overflowing.

01:39:03.840 Something like that.

01:39:04.840 Let's.

01:39:05.840 Let's go back to Mark Carney's husband.

01:39:08.840 Look at that thing.

01:39:09.840 What is that?

01:39:10.840 That's Mark Carney's husband.

01:39:12.840 Oh.

01:39:13.840 All right.

01:39:14.840 There's your first lady of Canada.

01:39:16.840 I guess you could say.

01:39:18.840 What?

01:39:19.840 I don't remember who it was but they were talking about how they got that elbows up.

01:39:24.840 Elbows up.

01:39:25.840 Fucking slogan.

01:39:26.840 That they should say chin up.

01:39:28.840 I'd say chin up.

01:39:29.840 Tits out.

01:39:30.840 But obviously you can only say.

01:39:32.840 Chin up.

01:39:33.840 Oh Lord.

01:39:34.840 There's.

01:39:35.840 That's pretty.

01:39:37.840 Yep.

01:39:38.840 Looks like a man.

01:39:41.840 She looked like a man.

01:39:43.840 Yeah.

01:39:44.840 And can we talk about that for a minute?

01:39:45.840 Like.

01:39:46.840 Yes.

01:39:47.840 Why is it.

01:39:48.840 That when you look at the wives of say.

01:39:51.840 Macron.

01:39:52.840 Obama.

01:39:53.840 Yep.

01:39:54.840 You know.

01:39:55.840 Um.

01:39:56.840 You know.

01:39:57.840 Carney.

01:39:58.840 Um.

01:39:59.840 Why.

01:40:00.840 Why.

01:40:01.840 Right.

01:40:02.840 Look like a man.

01:40:05.840 Why.

01:40:06.840 Because they're men.

01:40:08.840 Right.

01:40:09.840 Because they're men.

01:40:11.840 But I just.

01:40:12.840 I don't.

01:40:13.840 I don't.

01:40:14.840 I don't get it.

01:40:15.840 In the land of make believe where it's okay to pretend that you're a woman if you're a

01:40:19.840 man.

01:40:20.840 And you're a man.

01:40:21.840 If you're a woman.

01:40:22.840 Because that's okay now.

01:40:23.840 We're just okay with normalizing.

01:40:24.840 But it's not like these dudes are poor.

01:40:26.840 They could do so much better.

01:40:29.840 What are you talking about?

01:40:31.840 Well.

01:40:32.840 They have to marry men?

01:40:33.840 No.

01:40:34.840 I think that they like to get fucked in the ass.

01:40:36.840 Yeah.

01:40:37.840 I don't know.

01:40:38.840 Maybe.

01:40:39.840 They're homos.

01:40:40.840 Well.

01:40:41.840 Yeah.

01:40:42.840 If they're fucking men then they're homos.

01:40:43.840 That makes them a homo.

01:40:44.840 Yeah.

01:40:45.840 That's true.

01:40:46.840 That's a very good point.

01:40:47.840 If it looks like a duck and it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck.

01:40:50.840 Yeah.

01:40:51.840 It's probably not a lemming.

01:40:53.840 Exactly.

01:40:54.840 Yeah.

01:40:55.840 Probably a duck.

01:40:56.840 Maybe.

01:40:57.840 Anyway.

01:40:58.840 We'll see.

01:40:59.840 But.

01:41:00.840 If it has an Adam's apple and a bulge.

01:41:03.840 It's probably a dude.

01:41:05.840 Yeah.

01:41:06.840 Heavy on the bulge.

01:41:07.840 Tits or no tits.

01:41:09.840 Yeah.

01:41:10.840 Right.

01:41:11.840 If it has an Adam's apple and a bulge.

01:41:12.840 Yeah.

01:41:13.840 Tits.

01:41:14.840 Yeah.

01:41:15.840 Tits definitely don't do it.

01:41:16.840 Because there was also a video I saw on the on the X machine which I will not download

01:41:20.840 and will not show and I will save everybody from having to see it.

01:41:23.840 But.

01:41:24.840 Good.

01:41:25.840 It was a dude with.

01:41:26.840 With his boobs just you know right there and just walking down the runway.

01:41:30.840 I'm like oh that's.

01:41:31.840 Yeah.

01:41:32.840 Okay.

01:41:33.840 Like.

01:41:34.840 So that's where we're at now.

01:41:35.840 Like a dick.

01:41:36.840 Yeah.

01:41:37.840 But has tits.

01:41:38.840 Yeah.

01:41:39.840 Al comes in with the Macarone's wife is a legit bridge troll.

01:41:42.840 Yes.

01:41:43.840 Yes.

01:41:44.840 Well I mean.

01:41:45.840 Hell.

01:41:46.840 Mark Carney's wife looks looks very very similar in that regard too.

01:41:49.840 Let's let's bring that back up.

01:41:51.840 I mean you you could easily see that under a bridge asking riddles.

01:41:54.840 You look like Emmett.

01:41:55.840 Right.

01:41:56.840 Guaranteed.

01:41:59.840 I don't get it.

01:42:00.840 I don't get it.

01:42:01.840 That's.

01:42:02.840 That's.

01:42:03.840 That's.

01:42:04.840 Oh.

01:42:05.840 Huh.

01:42:06.840 What.

01:42:07.840 It's a lot.

01:42:08.840 It's a lot.

01:42:09.840 It's a lot of men.

01:42:10.840 Yeah.

01:42:11.840 It is.

01:42:12.840 It definitely is.

01:42:13.840 Um.

01:42:14.840 What's going on here.

01:42:15.840 Holy.

01:42:16.840 When are they going to come pick you up.

01:42:19.840 Right.

01:42:21.840 Jesus.

01:42:22.840 You try to.

01:42:23.840 You try to get rid of a kid for a night and it takes forever.

01:42:25.840 Oh.

01:42:26.840 I know.

01:42:27.840 Get over here.

01:42:28.840 What are you doing.

01:42:33.840 What is this.

01:42:34.840 Oh.

01:42:35.840 Huh.

01:42:36.840 Yeah.

01:42:37.840 I remember.

01:42:38.840 Look at this kid wearing a toque like he thinks it's winter.

01:42:40.840 Oh my God.

01:42:41.840 Why are you so cute.

01:42:42.840 Hi.

01:42:43.840 Get over here.

01:42:44.840 Hi cute child.

01:42:45.840 Let me just.

01:42:46.840 Let me just.

01:42:47.840 Oh.

01:42:48.840 I'm so glad you fed him.

01:42:49.840 Look.

01:42:50.840 He's getting so big.

01:42:51.840 There we go.

01:42:52.840 He's going to beat the fuck out of you one day and I can't wait.

01:42:55.840 I can't wait.

01:42:56.840 Whatever.

01:42:57.840 Whatever.

01:42:58.840 I got to show him who the champ is around here.

01:43:01.840 Ugh.

01:43:02.840 It's going to be such a great day when he fucks you up.

01:43:04.840 I hope he knows it.

01:43:05.840 What.

01:43:06.840 Get over here and say that.

01:43:07.840 Say it into the mic.

01:43:08.840 What are you doing here.

01:43:09.840 Come on.

01:43:10.840 At least I'm not my friend who wears a toque every season.

01:43:14.840 Oh.

01:43:15.840 Okay.

01:43:16.840 I'm still going to give you sweet chin music.

01:43:19.840 Yeah.

01:43:20.840 No.

01:43:21.840 It's as if he runs away.

01:43:25.840 Fuck you dude.

01:43:26.840 Yeah.

01:43:27.840 Right.

01:43:30.840 That's fucking good.

01:43:31.840 I still don't understand.

01:43:32.840 They gave you a child.

01:43:34.840 Yeah.

01:43:35.840 Right.

01:43:36.840 Like I don't.

01:43:37.840 Whatever.

01:43:38.840 I would.

01:43:39.840 Would they give me more.

01:43:40.840 I fucking hope not.

01:43:41.840 I should try.

01:43:43.840 I would.

01:43:44.840 I hope not.

01:43:45.840 Right.

01:43:46.840 I can treat them like Pokemon.

01:43:47.840 Gotta catch them all.

01:43:48.840 Gotta catch them all.

01:43:49.840 Yeah.

01:43:50.840 Yeah.

01:43:51.840 And I'm going to have an army of children.

01:43:54.840 Oh my God.

01:43:55.840 That's a good point.

01:43:56.840 Imagine they gave you a little Megalith.

01:43:58.840 Well.

01:43:59.840 I would.

01:44:00.840 Well.

01:44:01.840 At least babysitting would be easy.

01:44:04.840 You can just leave it alone.

01:44:05.840 Right.

01:44:06.840 Babysitting is super easy.

01:44:08.840 If you.

01:44:09.840 No.

01:44:10.840 You just wet the lips and stick it to the wall.

01:44:11.840 Yeah.

01:44:12.840 Yeah.

01:44:13.840 I would.

01:44:14.840 That's a good one.

01:44:15.840 I like it.

01:44:16.840 I was just going to say tell the kid you were going out for milk and then he wouldn't expect you to come back again.

01:44:33.840 Because that's.

01:44:34.840 I mean.

01:44:35.840 There's that too.

01:44:36.840 There is that too.

01:44:37.840 Yes.

01:44:38.840 That could work.

01:44:39.840 But.

01:44:40.840 Yeah.

01:44:41.840 That's just.

01:44:42.840 Yeah.

01:44:43.840 I don't know.

01:44:44.840 It's what it is.

01:44:45.840 Do that or you could attach Velcro to the ceiling and.

01:44:48.840 Anyway.

01:44:49.840 Pass it up.

01:44:50.840 I feel like you're not allowed to do that no matter what color the kid is.

01:44:53.840 Why?

01:44:54.840 I feel like that one they file under their.

01:44:59.840 What's it called?

01:45:00.840 Abuse?

01:45:01.840 Well.

01:45:02.840 Just make sure that there's a fucking bed underneath.

01:45:04.840 And then that way if the Velcro detaches.

01:45:07.840 Onto the bed they go.

01:45:08.840 They're fine.

01:45:09.840 Oh.

01:45:10.840 It's good.

01:45:11.840 So turn the fan off then before you do that?

01:45:13.840 No.

01:45:14.840 Well.

01:45:15.840 Well.

01:45:17.840 I don't know about that.

01:45:20.840 Then it's more of like a.

01:45:21.840 Like a football pool to see.

01:45:23.840 Then it.

01:45:24.840 Then it becomes a sport.

01:45:25.840 Yeah.

01:45:26.840 Exactly.

01:45:27.840 Like a.

01:45:28.840 You know.

01:45:29.840 Right.

01:45:30.840 Can you get through and.

01:45:31.840 Yeah.

01:45:32.840 It'll be all right.

01:45:33.840 Like Plinko.

01:45:34.840 Remember that game on the prices right?

01:45:35.840 Fucking love Plinko.

01:45:36.840 Yeah.

01:45:37.840 Right.

01:45:38.840 Totally.

01:45:39.840 That was like.

01:45:40.840 That was literally one of my favorite games.

01:45:41.840 Totally.

01:45:42.840 Yeah.

01:45:43.840 I would like to play.

01:45:44.840 I would like to play a real life version of Plinko.

01:45:46.840 Oh I have.

01:45:47.840 We made a real life version of Plinko for when we.

01:45:50.840 When I had a catering company.

01:45:51.840 When we went.

01:45:52.840 Like did.

01:45:53.840 Weddings and things like that.

01:45:54.840 Stays.

01:45:55.840 Yeah.

01:45:56.840 Plinko.

01:45:57.840 Good times.

01:46:00.840 Kid back there singing.

01:46:02.840 It's going to get out of hand.

01:46:04.840 Of course.

01:46:05.840 We're going to have to end the stream soon.

01:46:07.840 Maybe.

01:46:08.840 Yeah.

01:46:09.840 It's getting there anyway.

01:46:10.840 But.

01:46:11.840 I'm going to have to have some dinner shortly.

01:46:12.840 Yeah.

01:46:13.840 Mine's been sitting on the.

01:46:14.840 On the stove for a bit.

01:46:15.840 But.

01:46:16.840 Yeah.

01:46:17.840 Whatever.

01:46:18.840 I can eat a cold.

01:46:19.840 It's cool.

01:46:20.840 Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

01:46:23.840 What else do we got?

01:46:24.840 Do we have anything else?

01:46:25.840 Not really.

01:46:26.840 I mean.

01:46:27.840 What else.

01:46:28.840 What the fuck else is happening anyway?

01:46:29.840 Not a whole fuck of a lot.

01:46:33.840 I can tell you that.

01:46:34.840 Jesus.

01:46:35.840 Yeah.

01:46:36.840 Only if you're cool.

01:46:37.840 Yeah.

01:46:38.840 Right.

01:46:39.840 If you're not cool.

01:46:40.840 Yeah.

01:46:41.840 Exactly.

01:46:42.840 Only if you're cool.

01:46:43.840 Yeah.

01:46:44.840 Right.

01:46:45.840 If you're not cool.

01:46:46.840 Yeah.

01:46:47.840 Don't hit it.

01:46:48.840 Exactly.

01:46:49.840 Only if you're cool.

01:46:50.840 Only cool people.

01:46:51.840 Actually.

01:46:52.840 That reminds me.

01:46:53.840 That reminds me.

01:46:54.840 Have we got our.

01:46:55.840 Obligatory.

01:46:56.840 Oh.

01:46:57.840 We haven't yet.

01:46:58.840 Come on.

01:46:59.840 Revan.

01:47:00.840 Revan.

01:47:01.840 Step it up bud.

01:47:02.840 What?

01:47:03.840 Well.

01:47:04.840 We haven't got the one.

01:47:05.840 Oh.

01:47:06.840 Revan.

01:47:07.840 Our thumbs down.

01:47:08.840 We can't break the streak.

01:47:09.840 We can't break the streak.

01:47:11.840 Revan is always so consistent with giving us our thumbs down.

01:47:14.840 Yeah.

01:47:15.840 Even before we start.

01:47:16.840 He just hates us before we even come on.

01:47:18.840 Revan.

01:47:19.840 I miss you.

01:47:20.840 You're slipping bud.

01:47:21.840 Slipping.

01:47:22.840 Come back.

01:47:23.840 Come back.

01:47:24.840 Yeah.

01:47:25.840 That just means there's like.

01:47:26.840 30 feds.

01:47:27.840 Scotian lady.

01:47:28.840 That's all that means.

01:47:29.840 Yeah.

01:47:30.840 If you don't hit the like button.

01:47:31.840 You're one of the 30 feds watching.

01:47:33.840 Or.

01:47:34.840 Rachel.

01:47:35.840 And.

01:47:36.840 You want to play with Mark Carney's wife's boobs.

01:47:38.840 I feel like.

01:47:40.840 Maybe.

01:47:41.840 Maybe she has balls.

01:47:43.840 Yeah.

01:47:44.840 Probably.

01:47:45.840 Yeah.

01:47:46.840 I feel like that's why that.

01:47:47.840 And I bet they're bigger than Mark's.

01:47:49.840 Bigger than Mark's.

01:47:51.840 Right.

01:47:52.840 Maybe the same size as Freeland's.

01:47:54.840 Fuck.

01:47:55.840 Maybe.

01:47:56.840 Maybe.

01:47:57.840 Maybe.

01:47:58.840 Maybe.

01:47:59.840 Let me see.

01:48:00.840 What song.

01:48:01.840 Just saying.

01:48:06.840 Yeah.

01:48:07.840 I don't know.

01:48:08.840 I'll figure it out.

01:48:09.840 Just saying.

01:48:10.840 It's very likely though.

01:48:11.840 But.

01:48:12.840 I am very curious though.

01:48:13.840 To see what.

01:48:14.840 What goes on now though.

01:48:15.840 Like a lot of people are saying that they need to fucking call the election now.

01:48:18.840 But.

01:48:19.840 I don't see that happening.

01:48:21.840 And then there's the other fact that.

01:48:25.840 Carney has already mentioned the emergencies act.

01:48:28.840 Right.

01:48:29.840 Like using it during his whatever.

01:48:31.840 And now we got Mendocino is his chief of staff.

01:48:35.840 And I do believe he's also given Trudeau a spot as well.

01:48:38.840 So.

01:48:39.840 Yeah.

01:48:40.840 Mendocino is also a fag.

01:48:42.840 So.

01:48:43.840 Ha ha ha.

01:48:45.840 Carney's wife's hair.

01:48:47.840 You've all got it.

01:48:49.840 Yeah.

01:48:50.840 Absolutely.

01:48:51.840 Hold on.

01:48:52.840 Boy.

01:48:53.840 Go down there.

01:48:55.840 They're on their way.

01:48:56.840 Get out of here.

01:48:57.840 Go away.

01:48:58.840 Oh my God.

01:48:59.840 What?

01:49:00.840 That was like so 1990s.

01:49:03.840 What?

01:49:04.840 Like when someone yells from downstairs.

01:49:07.840 Good.

01:49:08.840 Like what?

01:49:09.840 Yeah.

01:49:10.840 How are we doing here?

01:49:11.840 Now everybody texts each other from fucking the other side of the couch.

01:49:14.840 Oh fuck that.

01:49:15.840 We yell here.

01:49:16.840 Exactly.

01:49:17.840 I love that.

01:49:18.840 I like.

01:49:19.840 I like yelling.

01:49:20.840 Yeah.

01:49:21.840 It's the yelling household.

01:49:23.840 Right.

01:49:24.840 Fucking right.

01:49:25.840 God knows what the.

01:49:26.840 God knows what the neighbors hear around here.

01:49:29.840 Fucking slap you.

01:49:30.840 Yeah.

01:49:31.840 Right.

01:49:32.840 Slap the fucking shit right out of you.

01:49:34.840 Anyway.

01:49:35.840 Oh.

01:49:36.840 No, but I really would not doubt if somehow we end up with a, with another emergencies

01:49:41.840 act due to this bullshit trade war shit or.

01:49:44.840 Yes.

01:49:45.840 For sure.

01:49:46.840 That's what I'm saying.

01:49:47.840 That's why I feel like there's the whole fucking.

01:49:49.840 Obviously there's going to be a push for Cardi because they want that to happen again.

01:49:52.840 Because again, it's a massive income generator for that.

01:49:55.840 Because they can.

01:49:56.840 They literally get to tell everybody what to do to such a degree that they're telling people

01:50:00.840 how to spend their money and how much.

01:50:02.840 Gone.

01:50:03.840 Okay.

01:50:04.840 It's gone.

01:50:05.840 All right.

01:50:06.840 All right.

01:50:07.840 And it's a great way for them to have the UBI back into.

01:50:09.840 Right.

01:50:10.840 Well, and we, we know that that's.

01:50:12.840 Without a fucking, without most of these people again, because like we talked about

01:50:16.840 at the beginning, these people are going to, are a lot of people are going to be in some

01:50:20.840 pretty dire straits when it comes to renewing your mortgages and stuff this year.

01:50:24.840 So think about it.

01:50:25.840 It would make perfect sense.

01:50:27.840 Usher all those things in at the same time, social, the digital IDs, the UBIs, all of

01:50:33.840 that at the same time, because how else are people going to be able to afford their

01:50:37.840 fucking mortgages?

01:50:38.840 Because they're going to say, well, if you go on UBI, then we'll, we'll allow you to

01:50:41.840 keep your mortgage at this rate.

01:50:43.840 Right.

01:50:44.840 Well, this is the thing though, is they're, they're definitely going to implement it little

01:50:46.840 by little, right?

01:50:47.840 Like they've already stated that they're putting, what was it?

01:50:49.840 Five billion was it towards the possibility of like helping people if they get a lot laid

01:50:56.840 off due to the.

01:50:57.840 Five billion dollars into helping this.

01:51:01.840 I think that's what I could, I could be wrong on that, but.

01:51:04.840 But if you think about that, they're sending $136 billion in May.

01:51:09.840 Oh, of course.

01:51:10.840 Yeah.

01:51:11.840 So again, like it's relative.

01:51:12.840 We'll give 5 billion people to our own citizens who are all losing their houses because

01:51:16.840 it might, it might only be 5 million.

01:51:18.840 I don't remember.

01:51:19.840 I don't remember specifically if it's with a B or an M, but I know it's.

01:51:23.840 Either way.

01:51:24.840 That's my point though.

01:51:25.840 Yeah.

01:51:26.840 We're spending hundreds of billions of dollars on killing our own citizens rather than allowing

01:51:31.840 them to have health care and housing.

01:51:34.840 But that pushes us towards the goal though.

01:51:36.840 Come on.

01:51:37.840 Are you not goal oriented?

01:51:38.840 I am.

01:51:39.840 I am all for the new world order.

01:51:42.840 I mean, come on.

01:51:43.840 Aren't we all?

01:51:44.840 That's what we're here for, right?

01:51:45.840 I'm W-O-4-Live.

01:51:46.840 Fuck me gently.

01:51:49.840 How fucking dumb.

01:51:51.840 It's so stupid at this point.

01:51:55.840 There's only one NWO that I have ever recognized.

01:51:59.840 Voss.

01:52:00.840 The wrestling one?

01:52:02.840 Yeah.

01:52:03.840 Yeah.

01:52:04.840 Yeah.

01:52:05.840 Yeah.

01:52:06.840 Oh, no, that's an ad.

01:52:07.840 That's gay.

01:52:08.840 That's gay.

01:52:09.840 Why are you so gay?

01:52:10.840 Fucking gay.

01:52:11.840 Yeah.

01:52:12.840 Yeah.

01:52:13.840 That's the only new world order right there.

01:52:17.840 It's gotta be Hogan.

01:52:19.840 That sounds great.

01:52:20.840 Yeah.

01:52:21.840 I never want to hear that again.

01:52:22.840 No.

01:52:23.840 I'm going to make you hear lots.

01:52:24.840 How about that?

01:52:25.840 So much Sarah out of context.

01:52:26.840 Yeah.

01:52:27.840 I feel like people could have taken that out of context entirely.

01:52:28.840 I hope they do.

01:52:29.840 And I don't really care because nobody knows.

01:52:30.840 Everybody knows that that's exactly not.

01:52:31.840 Actually, I should actually, as I never just realized too, it's the 10th today.

01:52:34.840 You know what that means.

01:52:35.840 Yeah.

01:52:36.840 Yeah.

01:52:37.840 Yeah.

01:52:38.840 Yeah.

01:52:39.840 Yeah.

01:52:40.840 Yeah.

01:52:41.840 Yeah.

01:52:42.840 Yeah.

01:52:43.840 Yeah.

01:52:44.840 Yeah.

01:52:45.840 Yeah.

01:52:47.840 Yeah.

01:52:49.840 It's been a year of this bullshit.

01:52:51.840 Is that our anniversary?

01:52:53.840 Well, I think yesterday was.

01:52:55.840 Oh my God.

01:52:56.840 It's our anniversary.

01:52:58.840 Something like that.

01:52:59.840 Oh, we better have an anniversary stream then.

01:53:01.840 Yeah.

01:53:02.840 I'm going to have to work on that.

01:53:03.840 I'll have to go back, clip some shit.

01:53:04.840 We better do an anniversary stream then.

01:53:06.840 I completely forgot about it, but we'll get that.

01:53:10.840 We'll plan an anniversary stream then for some time this week when, and then we can play

01:53:15.840 some funny videos from the last year.

01:53:17.840 Yeah.

01:53:18.840 I'll, I'll have to go through and I think it's easier with stream here because stream

01:53:21.840 here, it'll just fucking AI it.

01:53:23.840 Yeah, exactly.

01:53:24.840 Or at least one.

01:53:25.840 Or at least one.

01:53:26.840 All right.

01:53:27.840 Yay.

01:53:28.840 Anniversary stream.

01:53:29.840 Woo.

01:53:30.840 Woo.

01:53:31.840 Woo.

01:53:32.840 It's nothing like that.

01:53:33.840 Perfect.

01:53:34.840 I love that for us.

01:53:35.840 And by then I'll have somewhere better to, um, I don't, I'll find a lot more Sarah

01:53:40.840 out of context too.

01:53:41.840 How about that?

01:53:42.840 Yeah.

01:53:43.840 Don't.

01:53:44.840 That could actually, that could be a whole fucking bit.

01:53:47.840 What?

01:53:48.840 Just Sarah out of context.

01:53:50.840 You want to do a Sarah out of context bit?

01:53:52.840 Great.

01:53:53.840 Maybe.

01:53:54.840 Ugh.

01:53:55.840 That's a maybe.

01:53:56.840 That is a definite maybe.

01:53:57.840 Well, Mama, quickly started.

01:53:59.840 What happens?

01:54:00.840 You should know he's going to run with dumb shit like that.

01:54:03.840 Fucking right I will.

01:54:04.840 Great.

01:54:05.840 That's great.

01:54:06.840 How do you, how do you think Johnny and the Cam, how do you think Johnny Rotten and

01:54:09.840 the Camel Toe came up?

01:54:10.840 That was just simply a fucking suggestion in the chat.

01:54:13.840 That's true.

01:54:14.840 And I ran with it.

01:54:15.840 Right?

01:54:16.840 Yeah.

01:54:17.840 Well.

01:54:18.840 It happens.

01:54:19.840 That's how it goes around here.

01:54:20.840 So at some point in the next couple of days I'm going to figure out my lighting

01:54:23.840 and stuff so that I have somewhere where I can stream and I'll have a light set

01:54:27.840 up so.

01:54:28.840 Sorry about all of the things today y'all.

01:54:31.840 It was last minute.

01:54:33.840 Yeah.

01:54:34.840 Whatever.

01:54:35.840 Nobody expects anything out of this.

01:54:36.840 Yeah.

01:54:37.840 No, no.

01:54:38.840 I mean, it would just be better if I had like a better lighting and shit.

01:54:41.840 Right?

01:54:42.840 Anyway.

01:54:43.840 Yeah.

01:54:44.840 Anyway.

01:54:45.840 One.

01:54:46.840 Anyway.

01:54:47.840 One sad fact.

01:54:49.840 But.

01:54:50.840 And I don't know which, why, like which, which is more sad, but.

01:54:55.840 So less people voted to have Kearney as prime minister.

01:55:02.840 Okay.

01:55:03.840 Then Clyde do something has subscribers.

01:55:09.840 That's an incredibly sad fact.

01:55:11.840 Not surprising at this point, but yeah.

01:55:14.840 No, but it's sad because I, I honestly don't know which is worse.

01:55:18.840 Um, that Clyde has that many subscribers.

01:55:21.840 Um, or that, you know, he had more subscribers than voters.

01:55:27.840 Um, cause both, both facts speak to the stupidity of the nation.

01:55:34.840 Everything speaks to the stupidity of the nation.

01:55:37.840 That's true too.

01:55:38.840 Yes.

01:55:39.840 This is also.

01:55:40.840 Yeah.

01:55:41.840 Everything.

01:55:42.840 This is definitely true.

01:55:43.840 We could talk about that for hours, but I want to go eat my fucking dinner.

01:55:46.840 So.

01:55:47.840 Of course you would.

01:55:48.840 Right.

01:55:49.840 Well, I'm also an hour ahead of you.

01:55:50.840 All right.

01:55:51.840 Well, I want, I want to test something here.

01:55:53.840 What?

01:55:54.840 So if I do this.

01:55:56.840 Yes.

01:55:57.840 Can we, can, are we still, can you still hear us?

01:56:01.840 Can y'all hear us?

01:56:02.840 I think I must be.

01:56:03.840 I feel like they can.

01:56:05.840 I'm trying to figure out.

01:56:06.840 Yeah.

01:56:07.840 Cause the fucking stream yard's gay and you can't do that thing where you're backstage

01:56:10.840 and still play audio.

01:56:12.840 So I'm just trying to make sure, but.

01:56:15.840 Oh, there, there you go.

01:56:16.840 See, this is why we have Scotian lady around March 29th shows is the first episode on this

01:56:22.840 channel.

01:56:23.840 So perfect.

01:56:24.840 March 29th.

01:56:25.840 Good, good.

01:56:26.840 I didn't miss it.

01:56:27.840 I still got some time.

01:56:28.840 So that's what we'll do anyway.

01:56:31.840 All right.

01:56:32.840 So since this is working, then I'm going to, I'm going to play us out and you can, uh,

01:56:37.840 yes.

01:56:38.840 Well, here you can just tell people whatever fucking bullshit.

01:56:43.840 Say goodbye.

01:56:44.840 Say goodbye and go fucking eat your shit.

01:56:46.840 All right.

01:56:47.840 Bye everybody.

01:56:48.840 All right.

01:56:49.840 Thanks for coming to see us on a random fucking Monday.

01:56:51.840 Yeah.

01:56:52.840 There it goes.

01:56:53.840 She fucking she's gone.

01:56:54.840 All right.

01:56:55.840 Um, fuck you.

01:56:57.840 Yeah.

01:56:58.840 Well, fuck you too.

01:56:59.840 Uh, don't forget Derek, uh, eight 30 flat army stream.

01:57:02.840 He's going to have a Pat King.

01:57:04.840 It's going to join him.

01:57:05.840 Um, so, uh, make sure to check that out and I'll, uh, play us out with a little sublime.

01:57:09.840 See y'all soon.

01:57:10.840 Bye.

01:57:11.840 Bye.

01:57:12.840 Bye.

01:57:13.840 Bye.

01:57:14.840 Bye.

01:57:18.840 Bye bye.

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jonnyrawton - March 10, 2025

Let the Carney Games begin.... - v6o7wss

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